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Vacancy at Caledonia.

WASHINGTON, May Representative
Tawney today received a communication from
the postofflce department stating that there
would soon be vacancy in the postofice at
a man for the place. No intimation was given
why the appointment would be made. The
postmaster at this office is A. ]. Flynn. AS
his term does not expire until January, 1898,
he has either resigned or charges have been
filed against him. The department officials re-
fuse to give any information about the case,
stating that such matters are not made pub
lic This would indicate that Flynn will be
removed. If he had voluntarily resigned there
could be no reason for keeping the matter
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RELIEF SOCIETY EMPLOYMENT 7
REGISTER.

Office III East Ninth Street. Tele-
phone, 1S3.
BOY-A good, bright boy of 16 years wants
work at driving or clerking; has had expert
ence and can furnish references.
BOOKKEEPER-A reliable man, competent
bookkeeper, wants a position; moderate sal
ary.
PENMAN-An expert penman will address
envelopes Oh do any other such work reason
able
YOUNG LADY wishes position as clerk.
NURSES-We have an efficient woman VINO
would like nursing to do; also man capa-
Bile of caring for the sick.
The Saint Paul globe., 1897-05-27
Cash for MiueLacs Reds.

WASHINGTON, May = 26.-~Arrangements
have been completed for the payment Of ad-
vance interest to the Miller Lacs branch of the
Chippewa Indians, which has long been due.
The roll has been finished and embraces a
total Of TAO names. The sum teQbe paid is $780,
1922, and a requisition for, this amount has
been made upon the treasury department.
amount then coming being over $4,000, but
this was reduced by recentodecision of the
comptroller of the treasury. -.
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BREAKFAST AS YOU PLEASE
On the North Western Line.

When you go to Chicago on the FAM
GUS Northwestern Limited" the finest
train in the world, leaving st. Paul
every night at $40, you can have
breakfast next morning, before arriv-
ing at Chicago, any way you choose.
You can either have served the finest
dining car breakfast in the country
for one dollar and eat as much as
you want, or if your appetite is more
easily satisfied, you can have a break
fast to suit your fancy served from the
buffet, as little or. as much as you de-
sire, even if nothing more than cup
of coffee.
This simply shows that on the
Northwestern Limited" you are not
asked to breakfast on either the
American or European plan, but have
both plans to choose from. In this as
in all other respects, the Northwest
ern Limited is the finest and most
comfortable train out Of Minneapolis
and st. Paul for Chicago.
For tickets and information call at
1896 Robert street, corner Sixth (oppo-
site Hotel Ryan,. st. Paul. MINI.
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Gil meeting at which a nomination has been
made for health commissioner, six of which
were specially called for the purpose. Think
ing that he might get other appointments con-
frmed Mayor Starkweahter then resubmitted
the name Of ex-Chief ]. P. McGill for chief
Of the fire department. He was rejected by a
vote Of to IL. Mayor Starkweather has finally
won a victory over the aldermen, after long
and tedious fight.
The Saint Paul globe., 1897-05-27
Preferred Creditors in St. Paul

FARGO, N. D., May 26.-Ike Steinberg
clothier, made application for the appointment
of trustee for his property, and named the
Red River bank Of Fargo. the German-Amer-
lean, of st. Paul, Mimi, and his father-in-
law, Steinberg, OF st. Paul, as preferred cred
itors. The action is caused by the attempt Of
ruptcy, and the appointment of receiver for
his property President Won Media is named
as trustee. Liabilities are $4,000, and assets
If sold at auction, about $12, 900; If handled by
Mr.. Steinberg, about $4,000.
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Cre.dit-

Is the foundation of all business. The
Annual. Convention ..of. the National
Association IF Credit Mem will be he'll
at Kansas city June 9-11 next. The
Chicago Great Western, y the best and
shortest line, has made rate of fare
and one-third on the certificate plan
for the round trip. Take. advantage ot
this rate For full information apply
to G. E. Robb. City Ticket Agent, 9Th
and Robert SITS.
The Saint Paul globe., 1897-05-27
TWO VICTIMS OF TRAINS.
Farmer and an Unknown Killed
Near Albert Lea.

Special to the Globe.
ALBERT LEA, Minn., May 26.-Cor-
oner Luce has been full of business to-
day. having two deaths to look after,
each caused by trains, the former at
Manchester and the latter at Glenville.
The first victim was Rasmus Christ
Jansen and the latter was q tramp, or
appeared to be, and his name seems to
have been Will A. Story, letter from
his sister, who lives In Stanwood,
Mich, revealing this. He tried to get
on moving freight and fell under the
wheels cutting his body in two. NO
inquests were deemed necessary and
both will be buried at county expense.
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The Pair Indicted,

Special to the Globe.
ST. CLOUD, Mimi, May 26.-The grand
jury in session here has indicted William
Gardner and Mary Lindstrom, who now says
that her true name is Mary Vanderwerker,
for forgery. They recently passed forged
checks in st. Cloud. and were arrested in
Minneapolis. Five indictments were brought
against Gardner and two against the woman.
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NORTHFIELD, Mimi, May 26.-Work has
begun on the Farmers Cooperative elevator
and the building will be completed in time
to handle this years crop. The movement
was started last fall and stock has been taken
freely by business men and farmers. The
building will cost about $4,000 and will hold
10000 bushels. Cooperative Elevators in this
vicinity have had immense success.
The Saint Paul globe., 1897-05-27
Doe and Roe Again.

Special to the Globe.
JACKSON, Mimi, May 26-Two men, CIV
ing the illustrious names of John Doe and
Richard Roe, were arrested near here by
Deputy Sheriff Dunn for stealing two buggy
with woman were travelling in movers
wagon, and when arrested made such a
desperate fight that it was with difficulty that
the sheriff and his assistant brought them to
town.
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Purse Established.

SAN FRANCISCO. May 2s.-The Pacific
coast breeders have established a futurity
stake-$3, 900 guaranteed-for colts to trot
and pace at two and three years old. They
l. 1897. Should entries to the stakes prove
liberal, the breeders association intend to
offer similar stakes each year and increase
the guaranteed value.
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Special to the Globe.
WAS PROMINENT IN STATE WORK
John Byers, Ex-LeEis1atOr and Ex-
Mayor of Hastings, Dead.

Special to the Globe
HASTINGS, Mimi, May 26-John
Byers, one of Hastings prominent and
oldest citizens, died this afternoon from
Bright's disease after a brief illness,
in the sixty-ninth year of his age. He
leaves a daughter, Mrs. Louise Horne
fius. Of this city, and a son, Albert
Byers, of Pasco, Wash. He was a
member of the legislature in 1875, may
or in 1880, 1881 and 1882, chairman of
the county board of commissioners from
1884 to 1888, and served number Of
terms as aldermen and school inspect
or. He was prominently identified with
the state agricultural society from an
early date, and took an active part
in county and state politics as Re-
publican. At the time of his death
he was a member of the board of the
state school at Owatonna
The Saint Paul globe., 1897-05-27
Bondho1ders Want Part Cash.

Special to the Globe
ST. CLOUD. Mimi, May pa meeting of
business men was held last evening to consider
what steps to take to keep the street car line
in operation. Outside bondholders want local
bondholders to surrender their holdings as
a consideration for making certain improve
ments to the line. The local bondholders
want twenty cents on the dollar for their
bonds.
The Saint Paul globe., 1897-05-27
Fell Between Freight Cars.

Special to the Globe.
Beach, brakeman on the Red Wing division
of the Chicago, Milwaukee and st. Paul rail-
road, was seriously injured at Cannon Falls
this afternoon by falling between the cars.
His arm and both legs were badly mangled.
He will probably. live 2-.
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TinsIey in Luck.

WASHINGTON, May 26.-It is stated by
treasury officials that A. D. Tinsl1. Of Sioux
Falls, S., D. will be nominated for sixth audi
tor within ten days. Senator Kyle says he is
indorsed by Kittridge and Tomlinson, and is
competent, energetic man. AS Senator Petit
grew will not oppose his nomination, he will
doubtless be promptly confirmed.
The Saint Paul globe., 1897-05-27
Imnerial Council,.

Mobiles Of the Mystic Shrine, will hold
their annual meeting at Detroit, Mich,
June ITO next. One fare for the round
trip via the Chicago Great Western rail-
way. For particulars apply to G. z.
Robb, City Ticket Agent, 9Th and Rob-
ert SITS,
The Saint Paul globe., 1897-05-27

EMPLOYMENT-A boy of sixteen would like
work in a printing shop or work Of any
kind; has worked before. Address Leonard
Baromore, 2S3 Texas ST., West st. Paul.
Experimentation man wants situation
Of any. kind in Office or warehouse; thor
oughly competent. R. S., ISL East Third
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TRIED TO THAw DYNAMITE.
Farmers CareIessness Causes Death
to Three.

DULUTH, Mimi. May ga terrible
accident occurred this morning at Her.
mantown, seven miles from Duluth.
Frank Lueck, farmer living there.
was thawing some dynamite to be
used in clearing land of stumps. He
was heating it over a fire, when it ex
plcded, tearing the house almost to
pieces and killing himself and two
young sons. His wife and another
small son escaped alive, but are badly
hurt. The boy was blown through
window, and what remained Of the
house caught fire and was destroyed.
The mother and son were brought to
Duluth and are in the hospital here
The boy may die, but the mother will
recover
The Saint Paul globe., 1897-05-27
Lands for Settlers.

FORT RANDALL, S. D., May 26.-The Fort
Randall military reservation, comprising 40, 600
acres, will be open to settlement by home
stead entry June 1. This land is on the west
side of the Missouri in Gregory county, and
is very desirable for agriculture.
The Saint Paul globe., 1897-05-27
Opera House for St. Cloud.

Special to the Globe.
ST. CLOUD. Minn., May 26.-E. T. David
son has secured a f1fteen-year lease of good
site on Fifth avenue south, and plans are now
with a seating capacity of 1000. st. Cloud
parties will furnish the capital. Since the
destruction of the old opera house two years
ago, st. Cloud has been without theater.
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stnrkweather,s Pluck Reward,

WEST SUPERIOR, Wis, May 26.-Last
evening. after three names for health commits
sioner had been submitted, DR.. John Specht
Gil vote being to 7. Mayor Starkweather
quickly took advantage of the situation and
cast the deciding vote. This Is the ninth coun,
The Saint Paul globe., 1897-05-27
Redwood,s New Sewers.

REDWOOD FALLS, Minn., May 26.-At last
nights meeting OF the city council the con-
tract for extending the city sewer system on
three different streets, distance OF 2.110
feet was awarded to X. A. Smith & Co., of
Minneapolis. for 1.175.S0. the city to furnish
all manhole covers and special castings for
electric dush tanks. Three other st. Paul and
The Saint Paul globe., 1897-05-27
Two Old Residents Gone.

Special to the Globe.
ROCHESTER. Mimi, May 2e. = orville
Cooley. resident of the city for twenty
years, died yesterday at the advanced age Of
eighty-one years. His son-in-law, Isaac Ode
kirk. who has been resident of Rochester
for a good many years, died few hours be-
fore Mr.. Cooley.
The Saint Paul globe., 1897-05-27
officials Control the Licenses.

HERMosA, s. D.. May 2s.44rwo licenses
have been issued here for selling intoxicating
liquor, under the new liquor law. One is
issued to the mayor and marshal Of the city,
who are in partnership, and license No. goes
to the justice of the peace Such combina-
ton is not to be found elsewhere in the state.
The Saint Paul globe., 1897-05-27

kindergarten Course-Isabella McHugh
Austin, Edith Deborah Dixon, Leila -Dorilla
Herrick. Norma Theresa Hilmer, Minnie Del
Jellison. Helen Gertrude Man. Grace Mu,
riel Page, Nellie Rafferty,, Emma Mabel
Richards. Adele H. Elizabeth Won Rohr, Do
rethea Bell Slocumb, Lois Eleanor Vos-
winkel.
Advanced Course-Clara Award, James
Stanisaus Anderson, Ella Anita Beyerstedt,
Mary Josephine Bradish Matte Lyle Brear-
ley, Otto Herman Bollman, Mary Catherine
Cowan. Adele Helene Duval Minerva Mar
garet Elmer, Helen Camp Fletcher, Eivlra
Sylvia Gilbertson Lucy Gundlach, Carl
Friedrich Herman Guse, May Lillian Hat
ny Hofteig. Lima Amelia Holcomb. Harvey
Robson Holmes, Isabella Howatt, Grace En-
ma Ingraham. Christine Helena Johnson
Joseph Franklin Jones. George Edward kee-
Lucas. Alice Eulalia Lynch, Amelia Renita
Maland, jamie Spence McAfee, Efie May NC
Daniels, Clara Jane McDermid. Waldo Nor
ton Merrill. Hannah Christine Michaeison,
Olson Gilmore Victoria Olson. Owen Robert
Parker, Ella Marie Peterson, Elsie Sue Rein
hard, Matilda Magdalyn Reinhard, Julia Ell
nora Richardson. Agnes Luella Robinson,
man, Franklin Vincent Spofford, Julia Will
Jams Sprague, Maude st. John, Edwin A.
Taylor, Anna Marsh Taylor, Adele Veronica
league, Eva Elizabeth Totman, Nellie Turn
u,
Unger Matilda Katheryne Walton. Nellie
Christine Walton, Ralph Charles Wedge.
John Young Winnings, Elizabeth Hildegard
Yerka.
MANKATO, Mimi, July 26.-The an
nual class day exercises were held at
the state normal school this forenoon
Glass President George Sandborg, gave
an appropriate address, class histories
were read by Miss Bryson, for the
senior class; Miss Stewart for A class
and Miss Homery for the professional
class Lucius Headley gave an oration
on courage; Miss Corney read the
prophecy; Harry Osborn read the will
and Miss Tiskey the class poem. Mer-
ton Bancroft gave an address to the
juniors and Mrs. Lindsey gave the re-
ply. A class song, composed by Miss
Sarah Holt, was rendered.
Special to the Globe.
ST. CLOUD, Mimi, May 26.-This is
graduates day at the Normal school
and the members Of the graduating
class took charge and taught the
grades in the model departments.
There were many visitors to the
school. Tomorrow the high school and
the normal students will unite in the
annual lecture will be. delivered by
Rev. George C. Pollock, Of Litchfield,
on the subject: ireland and the Irish" )"
Special to the Globe.
ST. CLOUD, Mimi, May 26.-The an
nual commencement of the st. Cloud
high school took place this evening
when a class of eight was graduated.
Prof. McClumpha, Of the University Of
Minnesota, was the speaker.
Special to the Globe.
MOORHEAD, Mimi, May 26.-J.
Adam Bede will deliver the address at
the commencement, exercises of the
the eighth year of the school, and Is
the most successful in its history. The
graduating class numbered twenty-six,
the largest ever graduated from this
school.
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WANTS MAY BE LEFT

At the following locations for inser-
tiOn in the Daily and Sunday Globe,
at the same rates as are charged by
the main Office.
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Gladness.aGones

With a better understanding of the
w transient nature of the many phys
ical ills, which vanish before proper eff
forts-gentle efforts pheasant Efforts
rightly directed. There is comfort in
the knowledge, that so many forms Of
sickness are not due to any actual dis
ease, but simply to constipated condi-
ton of the system, which the pleasant
family laxative, Syrup OF Figs, prompt
" removes. That is why 1t is the only
remedy with millions of families, and is
everywhere esteemed so highly by all
who value good health. Its beneficial
effects are due to the fact, that it is the
one remedy which promotes internal
cleanliness without debiitating the
ORGANS on which it acts. It is therefore
ali important, in order to get it's bene-
fetal effects, to note when you pur-
chase, that you have the genuine arti-
Gle. which is manufactured by the Cali
fornia Fig Syrup Co. only and sold by
allreputable druggists. -
If in the enjoyment OF good health,
and the system is regular, laxatives or
other remedies are then not needed. If
afflicted with any. actual disease, one
NAV be commended to the most skillful
physicians, but if in need OF laxative,
enc should hav the best, and with the
well-informed -verywhere, Syrup OF
Figs stands higl st and is most largely
used andgives general Satisfaction
The Saint Paul globe., 1897-05-27
Proof Positive.

she--Are you sure we'll always live hap
PLY together, dear?
He-Didn't wo nut flowers or your mothers
grave this afternoon up 20 Date.
The Saint Paul globe., 1897-05-27
Manr1ed in a Runaway.

Special to the Globe.
SLEEPY EYE, Minn., May 26.-A runaway
team tonight killed Peter Schmidt, farmer
who lives in the town Of Mulligan. The de-
ceased was terribly mangled. Schmidt is 50
years old and leaves wife and three children.
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SITUATIONS wANrED-MALE.

A YOUNG MAN Of 20 years would like to
get position Of some kind; will furnish
best Of references. Address 122 Manitoba av.
The Saint Paul globe., 1897-05-27
what She Misses.

Mcyyl am sorry that always happen
to be out when you call.
Cholly-Oh. we'll lis Just youah besatll.
luck, you kRow.--Ncw York Journal. Il
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SpeCIdI 10 CHt dIUDe.
ST. CLOUD. Mimi. May 26.ZThe an
nual commencement of the st. Cloud
high school took place this evening
when class of eight was graduated.
Prof. McClumpha, Of the University Of
Minnesota, was the speaker.
The Saint Paul globe., 1897-05-27

APPRENTICE-A sober and reliable young
man wishes to learn the bakery trade.
Please call or address John Engstrom, 754
Wells st. city
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ST. ANTHONY HILL.

DAYTON'S BLUFF.
Sever Westby ......... 679 East Third st
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Minneapolis contractors had in bids. but the
lowest of the lot, P. H. Thornton, of ST. Paul,
was 5000 higher than the successful bidder.
The Saint Paul globe., 1897-05-27

AN HONEST young man would like to get
employment of some kind. Address 236 East
CT
The Saint Paul globe., 1897-05-27

MERRIAM PARK.
A. L. Woolsey, ST. Anthony and Prior avs
ARLINGTON HILLS.
c. r. Marelius. .... Cor. Bedford and Decatur
A. & G. A. Schumacher. .9o4 Fayne aV'
LOWER TOWN.
William X. Collier Seventh and Sibley
Joseph Argay. -. Cor. Grove and Jackson sts.
WEST SIDE.
The Eclipse ..,S. Robert and Fairfield av.
George Marti. go. .Wabasha and Fairneld av;
Concord Prescription Store. State Concord
A. T. Hall ....... Cor. S. Wabasha and lsapel
WEST SEVENTH STREET.
A. & G. A. Schumacher .49S West Seventh 81.
]. j. Mullen. . Cor. James and West Seventh
UNION PARK.
C., A. Monchow go. University and Prior avs.
UPPER TOWN.
S. H. Reeves . :. Moore Block, Seven Corners
C. T, Heller. .........St. Peter anG Tenth sts
B. j. Witte East Seventh st.
F. M. Crudden .......... .......; 1876 Race ST.
w. E. Lowe. .......... Robert and Twelfth sts.
R. T. Wincott & Co. Cor. Rice lglehart sts:
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FOR RENT.
Houses.

St; eight rooms; modern improyementsl
$l6 per month. D. Bergman & Co., 18e
East Third st.
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WANTED TO nUY.

TYPEWRITER-Wante a secondhand Rem
ington or Smith Premier machine; must be
in good condition Address P. o. Box 2579.
city.
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CARRIAGE TRIMMER-A good carrige trim
mer and harness maker would like to secure
situation in good country shop. Address P.
G., 212 Fourth ST. SOUTH Minneapolis.
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STRONG, HONEST YOUNG MAN Of 18
wants work of any kind; would like to learn
to drive some delivery wagon can make
himself useful. Address A. NJ, 4S7 Banf1l st.
The Saint Paul globe., 1897-05-27

APPRENTICE-Boyo of seventeen years would
like to learn a trade. Address 589 Goff
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CLERK-A sober young man wants work
in some store or on delivery wagon. or any
kind of a job. Address A. L., 11O5 Daw
son st., city.
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ST. ANTHONY HILL.
Emil Bull . Grand av. and st. Albans
w. A. Frost & Co. -. .Selby and Western av.
Straight Bros. .Rondo and Grotto sts.
A.. A. Campbell l......23 .235 Rondo st.
A. T. Guernsey ..1n III Dale st.
Brackets Victoria and Selby av.
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COACHMAN- Competent coachman wants sit
uation; thoroughly understand care and
treatment Of horses. carriages and harness;
careful driver and oblging; sober and re-
liable; would have no objection to going
out Of town. Address Charles Pestell, Hamp
ton House, Isl East Third st.
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HOUSES-Four and iye-room clean. light
dwellings,; water, sewer, cellar. Inquire $50
Mississippi
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EMPLoYMENT-Yo man would like work
around some store; very useful and handy;
will work for small pay to start with; can
come we'll recommended; in need of work
Address Young Man, 456 East Sixth St.
OFFICE BOY-A good. honest boy would like
work in an office as an arrand boy or in a
hotel bellboy. Address H. S., 159 Ken
lucky st,
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MERRIAM PARK.
Voolsey. -. st. Anthony and Prior avs.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1897-07-02
MIsrooK THE STUFF o wnIsKEr.
Flve Indians Die from Drinking Hnir OIL and
Patent Medicines.

BRAINARD, Mimi, July live Indians. In.
GLIDING Chief Weasa, are dead and several
others are past hope, as a result OF drinking
hair oil and patent medicines, which they mis-
took for whiskey. The Government agent has
been paying tho indiana their regular allowance
here for the past three days. Yesterday about
twenty-five Of them visited Malone's trading
post and bought his stock Of hair oil, painkiller,
cough remedies, and other preparations. They
did not say what they intended doing with them,
but 1t was soon discovered that they thought
the stun was fire water" because 1t was of the
same color.
Chief Woasa drank a bottle Of hair oil with
fatal effect. He acted like q crazy man, and
soon died. Four others also died. The news
soon spread. and the Indians. thinking that Ma
lone had sold the stun with criminal intent,
started for his place. The Indian police stopped
them, however, and they then started out to get
the scattered bands that had left Braintree be-
fore tho news should reach them. II they do
not succeed trouble is feared. as the Indians arc
greatly excited.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1897-07-02
A ~BoER-GERMAN sCHEME
with Portugnl's Consent. . Syndicate 4
Formed to Control DelaGoa hay.

with Portugaps Consent. . Syndicate In
Formed TO Control peiaGoa Hay.
Special Gable Despatch to THE Sun.
LONDON. July "details Of q Boer.German
plot to secure control Of Delaeoa Bay, a Portu-
guese possession on the east coast Of Africa,
which would furnish an excellent outlet to the
sea for the Transvaal, are given by the Berlin
correspondent of tho Daily Mail.
He says that DIR. Leyds. the Plenipotentiary Of
the South African republic to the European
Governments, who 10 now in Paris. has
promoted q syndicate. in which half the funds
are contributed by leading German financial
houses and most OF the remainder by the Trans-
vaal through the National Bank. Tho syndi-
cate ia disguised as q French affair. under tho
auspices OF tho Bank Of Paris. the Ottoman
Bank. and the Compton d'Escompte. but these
have merely o nominal share in the company.
The syndicate, with PortuRal's sanction, has
bought all the shares Of tho Mozambique Com
pany. to which Portugal Is about to grant o new
charter, which will include tho entire admins
tration Of Delagoa Bay. with control Of the port
customs. The syndicate will pay Portugal q
largo sum for tho charter. Tho shares Of tho
company were quoted at thirteen marks o week
ago. but are now valued at forty.
The correspondent adds that, unless Great
Britain interposes Immediately, her right to the
reversion OF Delagoa Bay will DO absolutely
valuelessS