The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1897-09-25

failed to hit any American citizens. =
La Crosse Weekly Republican.
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The Spanish papers declare that the
yellow fever on our gulf coast comes
from Cuba, and is visitation on US for
helping the insurgents. But it appears
that the Spanards who are trying to
subdue the Cuban patriots have a thous
and cases of yellow fever to our one. Is
that Judgment on them for endeavoring
to suppress the instruction ?-Minne-
apOlis Tribune.
ESSfsS
\ man in Southern California adver-
tizes for his lost WIFE and SAYS ''she
has a harmonica with her, and always
a cud Of chewing gum in her mouth
And yet the forlorn husband wants to
get her back! Strange people in the
world.-Chicago Inter Ocean.
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q do love- said the hostess, "to
make people of congenial tastes &C
quainted with one another. Allow me
to introduce Professor Spencerian, who
has written 10000 words on a single
postal card. Professor, this is Mr.. Bry
an, who has written a whole book on a
silver dollar. detroit Free Press.
%SF@R
Mis,ress-Bridget, didn't your com
panv stay until a rather late hour last
night?
Bridget-It's all roight, mem; be be
on the toorce, and he couldn't 90 to bid
amy way.-BOstou Transcript.
4SSHR
The Populsts of Coffee county, Gov
ernor Leedy's home, adopted plat
form the other dav IN which they
thanked God for the prosperity which
had come, and then blamed him for
sending it at the expense of the starving
people of India.-kansas City Journel.
Count Tolstol keeps two colOred pen
ellis bv his side when he reads the Bible.
The passages he can understand he
marks blue, the rest red. He should
have al tiIlIb COitI III iiit lstSs.'StS liC
misunderstands. Springfield Mass
Republican.
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An Adventist minister at Bridgeport,
world would come last week. Some
of our readers may remember that
it did not. So the pastor has been
forced, to resign. In prophecy as in
everything else, the only thing that sue
ceeds is s,-Buffalo Express.
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Debs' salary as president of the So
cial democracy is $500 per month. This
is sufficient except during the cucumber
season.-ChIcago Inter Ocean.
SESskST
Uncle Sam should stop importing Aus
TRANS for his coal mines until the price
gets below $4,000 per head. That Is
the price the Emperor wants for his
Lattilner subjects.-Inter-O Ocean, Chi
| cago.
Teacher--Wha do you know about
| kangaroo"
Boy-lt has pouch.
Teacher-What does it do wi. h it:
Boy-When it is hunted it gets inside
-Loudon Pick Me-Up.
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The Spanish premier will have to be
much more specific in his threats against
| the government of the United States if
he wants to compete successfully with
Eugene Dets.-Milwauke Sentinel.
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"No, | never talk to an inferior"
" But have you ever met one?'-Tit-
Bits.
Plans of the Gunton Institute.
The beginnings of the Cosmopolitan
! University, which, however, is now to
| be deprived of the services of Professor
Andrews, lend new interest to the pres
ent announcement OF the Gunton lnsu-
tute of New York. This is no new thing,
but the climax, rather, of Professor
George Gunton's brilliant work in the
lecture field in New York and else
! where, and of his School Of Social Econ
| omics, which has met with so much sue
cess during tie last ten years.
The Gunton Institute, unlike the Cos
mopolitan University, teaches protec-
ton and sound money. 1t co-ordinates
the interests of the capitalist and the Ia
borer. 1t attacks the single tax and all
forms of Socialism and Paternalism. In
deed, Professor Gunton is tine one ora
tor upon the lecture platform to-day
| whom Henry George has never thought
it wise TO meet in Joint debate.
The executive offices OF the Institute
have lately been moved to the fine ten
story building at IL Union Square. The
1897 Announcement, which all CORE
spondents are welcome to, sets out the
courses OF lectures and studies, emu
merates Ghe books that II is required TO
read. or that are recommended to stu
dents, and details the method by winch
the local centres of the Institute are
formed in different localities, whether
in Massachusetts, or Alabama, or Cali
ioruia.
On to the kiondi!lc.
This is 4 popular cry everywhere and
with everyone, owing to the fabulous