The Houma courier. (Houma, La.) 1878-1939, 1897-09-04
WAYS OF POLITICIANS.
Cetas:.ness Controls Themi in Every
Public Action
To Keep Themselves in PrOmineD4s
they Sell out Their Hest Friends
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All politicians are selfish; and a ma
jority of them are cruelty selfish. Very
many of them are brutally selfish.
One of the most eminent senator's,
who is primarily a warm-hearted, hon
CRADLE man, recently said to me: I
went to church this morning, because /
felt it to be my duty to go to some place
where the doctrine of love is taught,
for that is the doctrine of unselfsh-
ness. I did a mean thing, but nobody
knew anything about it excepting my
self alone, and yet it was so mean that
l felt that / ought not to remain in the
same house with such a man as myself,
so I went out for a walk in the open
air, and finally went to church."
what mean thing had you done?"
swell, Ill tell you, but you mustn't
think that there are streaks of pork or
of yellow dog running through my
hide. l was Just decent and human
enough to repent in time. There are
three candidates for one important
office. 1 sat in my room wondering
how to dispose of those three men. 1
knew that l could satisfy one of them
by appealing to his personal friend
ship. Well, that took him III of my
mind. But how to dispose of the other
two fellows. One of them l can't get
along without when l come up for re-
election to the senate. The other fell
low | need also, but he is not so strong
a man politically; so I concluded to
drop him, and let him get mad if he
should choose to DO so. Having set
tied this matter, 1 lighted a cigar and
proceeded to write my recommended
ton of the man whom 1 had decided to
appoint, but / didn't finish the letter.
Somehow, all Of us politicians are
cold-blooded enough to cut a mans
throat, but this time my conscience
scorched me. 1 could not get out of
my mind that young man whom l had
decided to turn dcwn. I could not
erase from my memory the fact that at
a critical period in my career he secured
five votes for me in the legislature, and
l needed that many votes to elect me to
the senate. If he had not helped me
there would be some other man here in
the senate who might treat him with
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that after l was elected when he called
on me at my house, l said to him: MY
dear boy, 1 owe everything to you. If
l can ever serve you in any way you will
find me as loyal to you as you have been
to me in this contest
THAT is what l said to him. 1 re-
member the very words. And yet, when
he needs an office which he seeks, ]
found myself sitting down in cold blood
aid selfish political determination to
cut his throat and break his heart, for
the blow would have been a terrible one
TO him. He has perfect confidence in
my friendship for him. And yet that
is what l was doing this morning, when
my conscience called me back. So far
as my intellectual processes were con-
cerned, the contemplate thing was ac-
complished. l had thought it all over
and concluded to take that course. It
was a mean thing, a mighty mean thing
to do, and l was Disguised with myself
and went out for a walk, and ended up
by going to church."
That is a true story, and illustrates
the assertion hat all politicians are
selfish. OF course, it is human to be
selfish, but in no walk of life is selfish
ness so apparent as among the politi-
clans. Moreover, they necessarily
evade the truth very often. In order
70 keep themselves popularity before the
public, they smile and shake hands with