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The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-06-09

CO ~ Plenty Of parents wonder
DIX how such staple good Suits
can he made for young men
Tor such extremely low prices.
Go anywhere you will and YOU
WIZ see them OH the backs OF
hundreds of neatly dressed lads
that have taken the advantage Of
moneE-saring by buying such e:;-
tra11 binary good looking and
good wearing garments ut such
unusually low prices
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-06-09

T J. 90 Assorted patterns in
Do. 10 Mems Full Suits, made
-. chiefly from light colorcd
ueS:EslS, strictly seasonablc, and
WHAT'S more. there arc lots OF
Sults IN this price schedule that the
Valuc OF the cloth alone represents;
more actual intrinsic worth than
- charged for the Suit made up
ready to wear. The sizes nrr NOT
regular. though every size is rem
resented i'm some design or other.
Each and every Suit is Il genuine
bargain, and the man with am
SKIP this line until he has
thoroughly investigated the pur-
cnaHitls power or Five Ninety
Eight at this store this week.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-06-09
FORGING FORWARD WITH UNABATED VIG0RI

q 90. Phenomenal Money Saw
ID j q Ing Chances come and 70
~. quickly. One Ninety Eight
inns week gets the pick and choice
or all sizes OF Mems Extra Good
Brownfsh Washable Suits. If in
terested. come quickly. Suits of
ms sort never go begging for
buyers ut One Ninety Flight.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-06-09

jjssS$ a exchange furnishes the 1nforma-
sN NI2n8 %that the United States has fight
sgsl1lf sitrength Of more than ten millions
SSflot Ecounting the Illinois ana Kentucky
sSsIIesislators
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-06-09

C1 17 Wonders never cease.
d. I Mems Full Suits, full lined.
49,, Coat Pants and Vest. Sty.
nsniy cut. durably made and trim
ned. AS long as they last, pick
ana choice of sizes Of neat g.pyIsh
and brown:sh materials, made up
Thirty-Scven
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-06-09
WHO owns NEW YOI,EA7

1t is stated by good authority that
something like IS per cent. Of the realty
OF the great city OF New York. and the
value OF all the real property in thecity
is shown by the returns OF 1897 to be
$4,000, 100000. 1t has long been known
that some of it's citizens held q
vast amount OF the real property of the
metropolis, but it was not known that so
large a portion Of 1t had passed to the
hands Of SO small number, as is dis
closed by the figures above given.
In order to show the division. a writer
in the New York Herald has furnished
that journal with the following
William Waldorf !tstor $40, 900 900
John Jacob Aston ...... -. 100000
Robert and Ogden Goelct ;. ;. $4,000 900
Amos r. Emo -. $50. -. $4,000 600
Arnold-ConStabic estates 49,. $4,000 900
ID. i. Potter estate -. ...... II 900 600
lGlbrdge It. and Louise NJ. Ger
ry.. -. -. -. ..... 10000 900
Jacob Wendell -. $3.50. -. 5000. 900
Alfred Corundy Clarke estate COO 900
James McCreery -. 49,. ~. 1000. 600
William Ehinclander estate. 1000, 600
ltangdon estate -. ...... 5000. 900
George E.hret -. -. ....... 5000. Goa
ID. O. Mills -. -. -. ~. 5000 000
solomon Loch -. ....... 5000. 0G0
ST okeS estate -. -. ....... 5000, 900
furniSs estate $3.50. 5000. 600
Roosevelt estate -. -. -. 5000, 600
Matthew Wilkes -. -. -. 5000. 900
d. Willis James -. 80. -. 5000, 900
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-06-09
3 3 . s 8 $ 9

supreme and unapproachable in purchasing power the
great store hodSf hundreds Of rich rare bargains in rel
another week Of supedous and unprecedented under value
selling The Big Sale forging forward with uabated vigor
spreading its dngs of unparalleled offerings into every home
IN and around this community and the masses have responded
daily and hourly to all the printed announcements confident
Of the utuness of its statements the worth and chocenes
OF the goods the guarantee Of Bk Co. that each and every
article must be as represented money refunded Glance at
every price enumerated then come see the machess magnetic
and marvellous money saving chances made possible in every
department of the Great Store
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-06-09

C0 NJ The store for the masses
+ X,S ! quotes Blue Vigilant Dia-
gonal Long Pants Suits for
young men within the age Of 10,
for only Two Ninety-Seven. Tho
Suits are strong, neat and tidy,
and regular money savers for the
young man that is seeking all the
value he can get in wearing APP
parcl for his hard earned money.
In these days that money doesn't
:. grow OH trees.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-06-09

Q6 90 Chidren's Suits, made
III ID from nobby patterns Sizes
-, III the way up to age l6.
fhe Childreh's Stock contains all
sorts OF Novelties, gradually ris-
ing IN price and quality uLtil you
reach the best and finest Chill
uren's Apparel money can con-
troll.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-06-09

rs estllnated that more than eighty
sI 3sIE %i OF diamonds have been unearthed
asl llhl5 Inc South African fields during the
S sla!s1e eighteen years. These represent u
Stotnl value OF 1000 600.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-06-09

sS Lord Kelvin, the great British scen-
MS, declares that the earth is 80, oOO, 900
years old.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-06-09

c. ~ Complete Suits for young
d., men. consisting Of stylish
Sack Coat, with Pants and
Vest I'LL to match. made from du-
rablc. material strong and SER
ElCaaDle in every way. Bang up
Suits for every day wear.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-06-09

sSs The Cleveland Plain Dealers Is Main
s enough TO say that American heiresses
E SltNeta1 not feel SO downcast. There will
ape s|i 2 lot of new dukes and earls created
during the English jubilee
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-06-09

5s u The heads Of a number OF Cuba pacI-
!. Z addAcos, killed by the Spnniards, were ex-
3sshdibtted on pixies as u warning to other
I Cubans.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-06-09

ssss1t Is said that an American tourist
whose whose name is withheld is suspected Of
1flfNlAlg stolen Mrs. Gladstone's prayer
B book during recent visit to Hawarden.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-06-09

sssS$ isn't is a littl singular that sevnro,
sg sntat'tes1nen VINO last year tried to make
ice gsflse people believe that they knew all
s sesF put finance, are now going to Europe
q an anu other countries to Study the silver
san lsss 'tjA 2" asks the Montgomery Adver-
ssaiser.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-06-09
"WEDNESDAY. JUNE 9, 1897.
..lll:;;::.l'G'HT PAGES.

as,senator Morgan is scolding the House
ssof aRepresentatives for its do-nothing
spolicy.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-06-09

Bllood to the Brides Waite once
sioVernor OF Colorado, has gone to live
ION "a farm in Texas He saws that no
must must have warmer climate than that
sSsooffSC Colorado. Let him Waite His fine
will come by and by.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-06-09

s 4Aasctccordig to medical testimony a man
IN london recently though himself to
death Nothing like this could have
5hnppened anywhere else
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-06-09
81. ~ Mems Suits, made from

staple and fancy Cassimeres and
E,nIeViots, among them Black and
These are Suits that are being
earned away by hundreds OF
soou, sensible, lcvcl-headed men
mat can justly discriminate be-
tween what Is real worth in ready
20 wear garments from those that
are cut with Il circular saw and
STUCK together with Il glue pot. to
say nothing about the vast differ
cncc there exists IN the quality
OIL the materials alone.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-06-09
S. &

81 r. 90 Stylish knickerbocker
DO. y u Chev.ot designs IN young
mems complete Suits, made
from fine pure wool fabric and
finished III extra good manner
These are choice good Suits, and
would he considered 4 Big Bar
gain at many places for Ten
spot, and even at that not get
Suits that Will fit anything like
as wei! as this Six Ninety Eight
Special.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-06-09

The dead body Of Francis Schlattor
SSS''lat3 Ssdivine healer" who created so
3 sEtsal-5 sensation in the West, was re-
ss ss1nltty round near Casa Grande, In the
State of Chihuahua, MeMco
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-06-09

sEsSyl The Louisville Cour,nr- Journal saws
ss4hat Rev. John * AIaso1. rector Of ST
s sle31urWs church, in that city, is listed
sprom1nently among those from whom
Szsytslial fbe chosen the successor to the late
55assssissfhgop Newton as assistant bishop Of
ss4Hhe Virginia diocese.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-06-09
q II nm Particular folks, that
vi ~ wv want their garments to

mat can fully appreciate high-art
tutoring, ard the correctness and
uniformity OF workmanship, as
well as the accuracy Of Mt. The
tell Dollar range this week makes
stronger claim than ever. The
rnormlnty of the sales made in
the medium lines has made q big
gap IN the stock. and extensive
reductions are made to meet the
emerge ncy, rather than increase
son. Ten Dollars never bought
l,cttcr value, nor as much of II, as
It does to-day. Better look into
the matter.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-06-09

Ct co Refer Suits for Boys,
ID .OJ sizes up TO age S. made
from beautiful Plaid Wool
ChcViots. Collars nicely bound
Pants made Double Seat and
Knee and all other strength-giv-
ty-Nine.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-06-09
Ct 10 There is no such thing as
d. making money easier than

tx q naklNE money easier than
that which Is made In the
saving. Nobby Plaid Cheviot
SUITS, made in stylish three-but-
ton Sacks. tailored In proper man
ner. and warranted in every re-
Spcct fer absolute satisfaction.
AS matter of cours., there are
inner Suits than these Seven
fortY-Eight Specials, but there
are positively none that will give
better wear. and there is no ques-
lion OF doubt but what tho result
OF this rare Muncy-Savin- Oppor-
lunilY creates Il saving OF at least
tnirtS-tErcc per cent. from what
just such Suits would cost at
any other time.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-06-09

0Oo Fine Quality Sailor Suits for
J0ly boys. made from choice de-
signs of Wash Fabrics. Sizes
range to age 10, and are eXtraor-
Cents.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-06-09

s5ssEEssSsNVtth John Wanamaker, BENJAMIN
sslE igaarrison. Chauncey Depew, John c.
8s1I John J. ingalls,. Samuel Fessen-
.sden, James s. C1arkson, and few 9th
k ssTs who might be mentioned, the nucleus
ssgHoraan anti-administration party lis
sQutte promising, says contemporary.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-06-09

$I.39 s. sh!'af fsem P T. 1s f F1Hn
Jackets only. Made with
Pants Double Seat, Double Knee,
Patent Bands and TAPPED Seums.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-06-09
Norfolk Iron Works,
GEO. ". DUVAL & CO.,
No. 10 Water Street. Norfolk, Va.

,,>-r. = lAHI
all kinds OF machinery Of the most inn
proved patterns. Also repairing at the
shortest notice Particular attention to
etSamDoat work. DUVAL'S PATENT
hOlLlals TUBE FERRULES are the
oniy perfect remedy for leaky boiler tubes.
any engineer. and are warranted to STOP
leaks. 80
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-06-09

sA Boston man says he can change the
ssstlltfnate5 OF New England and the mari
ss8in1e provinces Of Canada by building
ERR dam across the Strait Of Belle Isle,
] Iasl4oecsking It and diverting the Northern
ssesilrrents The dam would have to be
llfatis Les long and about 200 feet high,
and strong enough to resist the ocean.
issktt'ssthinks this could be done for 50 ,000,-
ssffSe, and that it would give the territory
sAAns "a ~ climate much like that in this
ff1lnity. observes the Savannah. News.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-06-09
: 3 : : : 3 &

100 Another Record Breaker In
FOL the Chfldren'S Section this
week Forty Seven Cents
takes the choice of sizes 3 to 5.
made from brown crash.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-06-09

Having just completed my new stables,
Corner Corner chestnut and Pearl street and
stocked the same with some tirst-class
BuSH!es, Carriages. Driving Horses, etc.
am now prepared to furnish good turn
out Jay or night ut rock bottom prices.
NorioIk and portsmouth trade solicited.
JOHN S. ETliERIDGE. Proprietor.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-06-09

ssssS tbs Q Islander to say that the House
i ss1af1.sssI7epresentative is doing nothing,
asays an exchange. Speaker Reed APP
spears to have held session the other
DAY for the special purpose Of congratu-
Hating Congressman shafroth, of Colo
rad the hero Of the International chess
s9na tch. $a
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-06-09

10o Washable Sailor Suits for
jill little fellows only Sizes and
!. Nothing larger; neat brown
Sh stripe designs; we'll made and
finished.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-06-09

Olo Brown Duck Suits for bows
q 81. IN Refers to age 7. and Double
breasted Jackets from TO IT,
\ attiihE Big Bargain for the
Eighty Nine Cents.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-06-09

co.. Sailor Suits for Children in
DOL sizes up to age TO- Extra
length bodies and deep, hard
somely trimmed Sailor Collars.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-06-09

&C Children's Suits, made In
O1ti Refers and Plain Jackets ND
to age 16. These are made
bfownish mixtures and have
wear.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-06-09
JOHN S. ETHERIDGE.

LIVERY AND BOARDING STABLES.
BERKELEY. VA.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1897-10-21
Rustles from Maple Forest,

Prayer meeting 1t Mr.. Sherman's
was we'll attended.
Commissioner Marvin visite Miss
Woodneld's school. Friday.
Ben Sherman's youngest child ia
quite Ill.
Miss Ida Charron has returned
home.
Mrs Forbush is very Ill and her
daughters have returned home.
A white Elk has been seen in this
vicinity. several times lately
Word 10 received from Kalkaska.
thst J. o. Hicks was badly hurt by
being run over by q wagon.
Miss Anna Reardon, of Frederic,
visited at p. NJ. Hoyts' and Archie
Howses', Sunday.
About thirty Of the friends of Mrs.
P. M. Hoyt, surprised her last Tues
day evening, the occasion being her
birthday. 1t was a grand success,
and the only question is, where
next?" Y. Y.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1897-10-21

When 300 mills shut down at Mus
kegon because there was no more
timber to saw, loud were the lamen-
cations of the croakers. ~The town
is ruined,' they said. It did look
pretty blne for Muskegon. The
workers In the mills moved away with
their families. Several stores were
closed, land real estate deprecated.
Then the men who had Muskegon's
future at heart began to hustle for
new enterprises. Now the town is
booming again. "A Muskegon cor
respondent says: -Since 1890 twelve
large manufacturing concerns have
moved their plants from outside
cities to Muskegon. Since February
last the population of the city has
increased nearly 1000" Muskegon
has solved the question: what will
ecome of this town when the timber
il all outlay City Tribune.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1897-10-21
Don't Read This.

OOu 6kodo i nlbs
The following Is an interesting
comparison: Suppose that farmer
raises one thousand bushels of wheat
. year. and also sells this to one
thousand persons In all parts of the
country, q great portion Of them say
ing: Il will hand you a dollar In q
short time" The farmer does not
want to be small, and says: "All
right" Soon the one thousand BUSH
els are gone, and he has nothing to
show for 1t, and he then realizes that
he has fooled away his whole crop,
and its value Is due in thousand
little dribletA Subsequently he is
seriously embarrassed in business be-
cause his debtors, each owing him
such small bill, treat it as small
matter, and think 1t would not help
much. Continue this business year
In and year out, as the publiher Of q
newspaper does, how long would he
stand IL?
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1897-10-21

nEFAULT having been made IN the condition
lIof certain real estate mortgage made By
Jacob Lightner and Mary L. Ightner. his wife,
% Jens MicheIson, which morteage bsars date
Feb; 18th A. D. isee. and recorded In the once Of
the Registsr Of Deeds for the County Of Craw:
February A. ID. 1874. In Lfber b Of mortgages.
on pages 278 and 27p. on which mortgage there
h now claimed 10 b due and unpaid at the date
Of this notice the sum OF ninety -soven and forty
Ave ono hundred dollars les7 .<s as principal and
interest. and the sum Of four and hvo hundreths
the sum of 6fteen dollars lSiS O0l attorney Zee
provided for In said mortgage and by statute ,
and there h yet 70 become due upon said mort
gage the sum Of one hundred and ten dollars
le1lOU0l - principal. and no suit or proceedings
% law or In equity TO recover the money secured
BY said mortgage hav Wing been instituted
such cases made and provided, notice 70 hereby
given that On the s0th day Of November A. ID.
1897 q one O'Clock IN tho afternoon. si,all sell
- public auction 20 the highest bidder. ~ the
front door OF the Court House, IN the Village Of
0rayiinx, County Of Crawford, and STATE Of
nichigan, the premises dsscribed In said mort
gage OF A. much thereof a. may be necessary TO
pay the amount due on said mortgage mp TO date
hereof. with interest. cost and attorney fee auth.
orixed By statute, the premises being described
- the Northwest Qnarter Of the North East
Quarter OF Section thirty SIX 1851 Of Township
twenty -seven l27l North Range two ls] west. In
crswford County. Mich. containing forty acres
be made sub jscf 10 the unpaid balance 30 he
come due Of PRINCIPAL upon I'D mortgage.
JENs MicHsIsoN. Mortgage.
AN sS1 a:rsas.. susls-isw
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1897-10-21

Protection means increased manu-.
features at home.
Increased manufactures mean in
creased employment.
Increased employment means In.
creased earnings
Increased earnings mean increased
consumption.
Increased consumption means In
creased demand for articles con-
suHed.
Increased demand for articles con.
suined means increased prices.
Do you understand now how It Is
that all articles which the farmer
has to sell, have advanced In price!
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1897-10-21

Comptroller Eckels of the Treasu-
ny Department says that the condi-
tions throughout the country are
most satisfactory. The improvement
has come rapidly and permeates all
lines OF industry. 1t began with the
agricultural classes The farmers
have good crops and they are getting
high prices for them. The cattle
raisers are benefits by a substan tial
rise In the price OF cattle. The same
is true Of the sheep-raisers. The i'm
provemept. in agricultural earnings
has had its effect on the railroads by
increasing their earnings. 1t has
put money into circulation and has
enabled people to discharge their
debts and thereby benefit ted the mer-
chants.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1897-10-21

The iron and steel industry Is uni.
versaily recognized as afaith full ba
rometer of trade, and the activity in
that line Is telling the story OF pres
ent business conditions. Rolling
mills, steel plants, and furnaces gen.
orally are actually rushed with or
ders. and what Is of great significance
is the fact that the enormous de-
mand els perfectly legitimate, and
without the slightest tinge of spec.
ulation. Railroads, manufacturers
aud builders are all busy, and when
they are busy there is a demand for
iron and steel.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1897-10-21

WHEREAS, the members of Gray
ling Hive, No. "a, L. o. T. NJ, are
called tn mourn with their sister, Ju-
liette Butler, In the loss of her dear
mother, Mrs. Eunphy, who died Oct
5th., therefore be It
RESOLVED, That We extend our
heartfelt sympathy TO our bereaved
sister and family. And be IL further
REsoLvED, That our charter be
draped IN: mour ming for the period of
thirty days; that these resolutions be
spread on the records of our Hive; al
20 be published In the local papers,
aud copy be sent the bereaved sis
ter and family.
Leaves have their time to fall,
And flowers to wither at the North
winds breath,
And stars to set-but all,
Thou hast all seasons for thine
own, o, Deathi"
X. VALID,
M. DETTMAN, Con-.
r. KRAUS,
Crawling, Oct 10, 'o7.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1897-10-21

There is an especial interest just
now In the carrier pigeon as a postal
depArtment Messages have already
been received from the Klondyke by
means of homing pigeons, and un-
doubtedly the first report of Profess
sor Andres success or failure to reach
the North Pole, will be brought back
on the wing of pigeon. A compre-
hensive and timely article on ECO
nomical Homing Pigeons Is contained
In Demorest's Magazine for Novem-
Der.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1897-10-21

Admiral John L. Worden, whose
name and fame extends around the
world, from the fact of his being In
command of the Monitor In its con-
flict with the Merrimac, died In the
city of Washington, on the 18th inst.
His career during the war was u no.
BILE one and he was given the thanks
of the Congress of the United States,
and retired with full rank and pay
In 1885, the only case Of the kind.
He was brother of Col. Fred Wor-
den, we'll known to many OF our citi-
zens as special agent of the Land Of
fee.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1897-10-21
Publishers.

An Ohio contemporary recently re-
marked that it took money to run .
newspaper, and the editor of the
Saguache (Col.) Herald replies IS
follows:
1T doesn't take money to run q
newspaper; 1t can be run without
money. It is q charitable institu-
tion, q begging concern, highway
robber, B'Godfry. The newspaper is
q child of the air, a creature of a
dream. 1t can 90 on, and on, and
on, when any other concern would
be In the hands of receiver, and
wound up with cobwebs in the win
dow. It takes gall to run news
paper. It takes scintillation, aero
baltic Imagination, and a half dozen
white shirts, and railroad pass to
run newspaper. But money
Heaven to Betsy and six hands
round, who ever needed money In
conducting . newspaper!
Kind words, are the medium of ex-
change, and do the business for the
editor-kind words and church social
tickets When you see an editor with
money, watch him. He'll be paying
bills and disgracing his profession.
Never give money to an editor. make
him trade It out He likes to swap.
Then when you die, after having
stood around for years and sneered
at the editor and his little Jim crow
paper, be sure and have your wife
send in for three extra copies by one
of your weeping children, and when
she reads the generous and touching
netice about you, forwarn her TO neg.
lect to sent fifteen cents to the
editor.
Money 10 . corrupting thing. The
editor knows IL, and what he wants
10 your heartfelt thanks. Then he
can thank the printers. and they can
thank their groccrs. Take your Job
work to the job ONCE, and then come
and ask for half rates for church no
tices.
The lord loves the cheerful givcr.
He'll take care of all the editors.
Don't worry about the editor. He
has . charter from the state to act
- doornat for the community. He
will get the paper out somehow, and
stand up for you when you run for
once, and lie about your daughters
Wedding, aod blow about your sons
when they get $500 per week job,
and weep over your shriveled soul
when IL IL released from your grasp.
ing body, and smile at your Riddy
wife's second marriage. He'll get
along. The Lord alone knows how,
but the editor will get there some
how"