The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1897-01-21
FAXED.

The following string of many colored
Bedes, is taken from J. Adams Budget:
There is only one anti-ring member of the
| legislature. All the others will be strictly
| in it.
wherever you see corduroy town with
asphalt pavements, look out for bank failures.
| Representative Mahood of LIE Sueur coun-
ty is one of the most fluent thinkers in the
house. - 8. ss'-s
| The Pacific coast lumber trust has been
knocked into smithereens. Blessed are the
piecemakers. i
Jobwas pretty good natuIed fellow, but
when everything went against him it just
made him boil all over.
Many churches throughout the country
have been closed on account of hard times,
and still it wasn't the Wilson bill that put
salvation ON the free list.
feverybody who is not making any money
out of his business could get government
bounty, we successful fellows would have a
pretty heavy tax.
Michael Jefferson Bowling was an easy
winner for chief clerk of the house notwith-
standing his name wears the badge and has
the liquid sound of democracy.
A Dakota county native of fowery speech,
referring to the Germania Bank failure, said
he heard the Geranium bank had closed.
Yes. but it will bloom again in the spingtime.
Judge Kerr died one night in Texas, and
the next morning when Gov. Clough reached
his office delegation was waiting to urge
the appointment of certain republican.
The governor suggested the improperly OF
getting ahead of the hearse in the prsces-
sion, but one of the delegates who was a
minister said the Judge was just as dead as
he ever would be, and that he was accus-
toned to riding in the front carriage anyway.
The Legislature, at the suggestion of
Representative Ignatius Donnelly will look
up the ttlss of the Mountain Iron mine and
see whether It belongs to John d. Rookie
eller or the Minnesota school children.
Locally, the St. Paul Dispatch, which the
Pioneer Press dubs popgun, is shooting
statesmen out of season. 1t peppers away
at Clough because he runs things to suit him
self, and cartoons Gibbs because he don't.
1t claims Gov. Clough didn't like his mes
sage, and will fire Tams Bixby for offensive
craftsmanship. 1t advises Senator Allen
Jennings Greer to secure some old second
hand badge of demagoguery, one that Dom
nelly has thrown at Sidney Makeshift Owen
preferred, and uses the rest of its space to
turn Dunn colored light on Day.
Ignatius Donnelly is a sort of honorary
member of the legislature. Still he always
bbrings his credentials with him.
Gov. Clough has made several appoint
ments lately. There. seems to be a little
misunderstanding in some quarters as to
who ought to make them.
A reasonable all-around tariff bill that will
produce revenue without any monopoly or
oppression, will satisfy the country. Any
other kind will be heard from later.
Ii is said that the republican senatorial
caucus called in DR.. Forbes. the chaplain oil
the last session and asked him to give them
sample prayer SO that the new senator
Whitney Of Wadena, could vote intelligently
on the question of reelection.
Don't imagine tariff, good or bad, high
or low, can ofitself make good times. Nor
can perfect money standard, double or sim
gle, Of gold or silver OF both, doit. Good