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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-07-21
WOman's Insincerity.

He--The trouble with womankind in
general is that they won't plainly say what
they think
She-Oh, really?
eyes Take yourself as an example
When that stepladder slipped and you fell
into the tub of suds all you said was
'Darn' "-Indianapolis Journal
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-07-21
Restful Nights, Days Free From Tor
tuEe.


Await the rheumatic sufferer who resorts
to Hostetter's Stomach Bitters. That
benignant cordial and depurent is far
more reliable remedy than colchicum and
other poisons used to expel the rheumatic
virus from the blood, is fact that ex
perience has satisfactorily demonstrated.
1t also enjoys the advantage of being
unlike Unexpectedly safe. With many
persons certain predlsposition to rheu-
matlsm exists, which renders them lleble
to its attacks after exposure in wet
weather, to currents of air, changes of
temperature, or to cold when the body is
hot. Such persons shouldstake a wine
glass or two of the Bitters as soon as
possible after mourning risk from the
above causes, as this superb protective
effectually nullifies the hurtful influence.
For the functional arrangements which
accompany rheumatism, such as collie,
spasms in the stomach, palpitaton of the
heart, imperfect digestion, etc., tho Bit
tiers is also most useful remedy. It is
also necessary in obstinate cases to use it
with persistency.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-07-21
Are You Going Easty

If so, have talk with the ticket agent
at your station, who is the one most in
terested in seeing that you get frat
GLASS route.
Ask him about the Wabash.
Ask him to tell about the new line from
Kansas City, st. Louis and Chicago to
Buffalo, and our through car service to
New York and Boston.
Ask him to figure the distance and he
will tell you that 1t is the short line--just
1000 miles from Kansas City to Buffalo.
Ask him about the round trip rates to
all eastern points.
All meals served in dining cars; you
pay only for what you get.
Write to me for beautiful descriptive
books, fully illustrated.
O. II. HAMPsoN,
Commercial agent, 1925 18th Street,
Denver, Colo.
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The Old Story.

eyes" said the pearl refcctiyely, 81
was happy grain of sand once, but ten
years in an oyster has ruined my useful
ness. Why, oh, Why
She sobbed.
twas q folding bed ever invented?"--
New York Press
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-07-21
Shifting the Blame.

''What have you got to say for your
self" said the judge to the prisoner.
"This man says you took $40 from his
pocket"
1T was my first offense, judge" replied
the prisoner. 81 was an honest man until
1 met him. '--Yonkers Statesman.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-07-21
Notice For Publication.
Homestead Entry No. 4159.]
LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, n. N

LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, n. NJ,
June %, 1897.
Notice ia hereby given that the following
AIMED settler has filed notice of her Intention
to make final proof In support Of her claim,
and commute the same to cash entry,
and that said proof will be made before the
register or receiver at Santa Fe,. N: NJ, on
N. NJ, for the " u NV v sec. 9, Ne y Sc u sec.
8, and ne n ne " sec. Z, TIP. 10 n, r 13e.
She names the following witnesses to prove
her continuons residence upon and cultiva-
ton of said land, viz:
Frank w. Emerson, Pedro Macs, Tomas
varela, Victor Roibal, Of Glorieta, N. M.
JAMEe H. WALKER. Register
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-07-21
Reduced Rates.

The Santa Fe Route now offers the
following low rates to points on or
reached via their lines: City of Mexico,
$67.7O for the round trip, tickets good
for return passage, nine month; to San
Diego and Los Angeles, $500; to San
Francisco, $3.50 good for return passage
8 month; to Phoenix, Ariz, $46.25, limit
6 month; Las Vegas Hot Springs, $500,
limited 80 days. Call on agents for parti-
oulars.
WI. BLACK, G. "A.
Topeka, Kas,
rs Lutte, AarNT,
Santa Fe, N. M.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-07-21

"Mr. County asked me to marry him
last night,"she blushiDgly told her mother.
C"And what did you tell himS"
81 told him to ask you"
"Ask mel" echoed the startled parent.
"Why, Mary, surely you wouldn't have
your dear old mother commit bigamy,
would your"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-07-21
He Spoke Feelingly.

Small Son--Ma, what's polygamists?
Mother-U'm-men who have good
many wives.
ga good manyP"
eyes; 80 or 40 sometimes.
"Ooo That's awful. y
eyes, my son..
"Just awful! wouldn' t like to have 80
or 40 mammals to spank me. Flown
Talk,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-07-21
All Profit, No Loss.

Lemuel-Say, dad, do yer want me ter
kill ther old blind COW?
Farmer Graball-Naw, yer fool! Put
antlers on 'er an let them summer board
ers kill the critter. Thar's money in it,
New York Sunday journal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-07-21

Mother-Now, Johnny, are you telling
me the truth?
Johnny-If amt, why do you want to
make me tell another lie by asking me
such a question as that?-Boston Tran
script
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-07-21
Thorough Training.

Chicago Editor-Are you the new repor.
ter?
Chicago Reporter-Yes, sir.
"I'm going to send you out to write up
wedding. Ever have any experience at
weddingss"
"Been married four times, sir"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-07-21
Juvenile Woes.

George cried himself to sleep last
night"
"What was the matters'
'He ate dinner with Bobby Tompkins,
and when he came home he found that we
had trawberries while they had only
stewed rhubarb. Chicago Record
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The New Mexican Printing COM
pany has it for sale. Bound in pam
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Bound in law sheep for the Office desk
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the pages for reference notes, correc-
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No Chance.

"Why don't you tell your troubles to
your wife, Waxly?"
Cant possibly. She's always telling
her troubles to me. Detroit Free Press
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-07-21
Sure Enough.

Mrs. Marriem-I must try to get those
Leftover girls married off this season.
Mr.. M.-Whats the use, my dearp Why
not let bygones be bygones?-New York
Sunday World.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-07-21
Cause of the Com IN OtiOn

Husband-What did you think when
you heard the chandelier fall in the night
Wife-I thought that you had been de-
tanned on "business" again, sand were get
ting upstairs as quietly as you could.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-07-21
The Sweet Girl Graduate.

1t isn't nearly so important that the
sweet girl graduate should know how to
talk bad French as it. els that she should
know how to broil good beefsteak. Som
erville journal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-07-21
What Co|oradans
have been Waitinq for.

Omaha, 500 st. Louis, Sl2.50
St Joseph, 1000 Chicago, l5.oo
Kansas City, 1000 Sioux City, ll.0o
These are the rates offered by the Burling-
ton Route from Pueblo, Colorado Springs
and Denver--July Is to 20 and each Thurs
day and Sunday thereafter until August IL.
Correspondingly low rates from every
where else in Colorado to everywhere else
east.
Tickets and full Information at all D. d R.
G. and Col Mid. ticket offices.
c. w vALLERY, General Agent,
1899 18th Street, Denver, Col.
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w Orse and Worse.

"Our gas metre is i'll, TOMB
"What's the gastric feverf"
ono; galloping consumption"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-07-21

Sense Medical Adviser, "
at hand. 1t gives valua.
BILE recipes for curing
the diseases that are
durable without a doctor
and comprehensive in
formation about anat.
omy and physiology
with over three hundred
illustrations. A paper
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on receipt of twenty-one
one-cent stamps to pay
the bare cost of mailing
only. Address, Worlds
al Association, 663 Main
Y. A fine cloth : bound
ten stamps extra to pay
'ense of this more hand.
1rable binding,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-07-21

Holds the worlds record for
long distance fast running
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1897-07-08

If 1T was not for the Indignation arons-
ed one could not help being amused by
the enumeration of the duties of the for
estry commission. The very thing the
commission is created to prevent. the
state itself purposes dong on the fifth of
October. The forestry commission is to
preserve and restore forests. The state
Is active In destroying forests. The for
estry commission is empowered to pur
chase lands while the state is busying it
self III selling lands "nnfit for agricul-
tural purposes" 1t seems as if the plan
Is to get something for the commission to
do. The state is to sell lands; the com
mission is to purchase them again. The
state IS to denude the lands of their tim
Der; the commission is to provide for
planting trees. There never before was
snch piece of nonsense seriously in
dulged IN. One may excnse stupidity
except when 1t claims to be wisdom. lit
cannot be possible that the legislature
knew what it was doing when it 0beyed
the behests OF pine thieves by making
provisions for The sale of thes lands rich
ID prlmeval forests,
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1897-07-08

REPUBLICANS are quoting with satisfac-
ton the statement of Gov Boles of Iowa
that the sllverltes can never fight battle
for free silver under more fa vorable CIR
cumstances that in 1896. This is true. so
far as the silver Issue on It's merits is con
cerned. The question of the free coinage
OF silver dlsassoclated from all other
questions was stronger in 1896 than il
Will be any time in the future. But the
republican party has made it not only
possible but highly probable that free
silver Will win In the next election, and
In 1901 unless there ls a change 10 IN
dustrIal conditions. The election of last,
fall was triumph for the gold standard
out the republican party at once nsed it
To put In practice prOtectIonIst ideas.
TINS throwing away the advantage il
might have secured for the future. to car
ry out purpose repeatedly repndated
by the people. 1t abused the trust re-
posed In 1t. Besides it deliberately at
tempted to deceive the people 10y protest
ing IL waited npOn republican methods.
People are apt to accept fair promises.
put are just as prone to bestOw punish
ment for performance.
LIZ ls unfortunate chat the defense of
The sound money standard was left to
the republican party, 1t did not appre
clate or understand the nature of it's We
tory, and the issue upon which it won
must bear the Odium of the doings of Its
apparent CHAMPION. Free silver on It's
merits IS weaker now than it was last
TALL. But the gold standard, Handicapped
ed by republican mlsmanaGement and
treachery, has lost SO heavily as to more
than compensate for the disfsvor into
which the 10 to idea has fallen Free
silver Is the beneficiary of republican
misapprehension
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1897-07-08
(Elrsf publication Innn II ISnr Al.

FIRST publication juno II. 1891 No Al
- TATE OF WISCONSIN.-COUNTY COURT For
y MANITowoc COUNTY. In Probate
In the matter of the estate of Pierre Maurice
Foley deceased.
An instrument in writing, purporting to he
the last viii and testament OF Pierre Mamie,
teley =: MIshIcott in said county, having been
delivered into said court:
And Rosa Feley of Mshicott in said county
having presented to said court her petition IN
writing, duly verified, representing among
other things, that said Pierre Maurice Feley
died testate at Mishcott in said county on The
18th day of October 1897; that said instrumcn,
is the last will of said deceased and that James
kenney is named therein as executor but has re-
fused to accept said trust and praying that said
instrument be proven and admitted to probate
and that letters of administration with the
will annexed be thereon issued to Jerome
Crate.
Ii is ordered that said petition and The maj
tiers therein be heard, and proofs of said last
VIII and testament be taken at a special term
OF said county court, 10 he held al the probate
Office in the city of Manitowoc on Tuesday the
3rd day of August. 1897. at 10 o clock a. m.
And ii is further ordered, that notice of the
time and place OF said hearing be given by pnb-
lication hereof for three successive weeks
once each week, previous to the time of said
hearing in The Manitowoc Plot, a newspaper
published in said Manitowoc county.
Dated June ID, 1897.
BY the Court
iulys is. ANDERSON. County Judge
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DEAFNESS CANNOT RE CI,REn

by local applications, as they cannot
reach the diseased portions of the ear.
There Is only one way to cure deaf
ness, and that is by constitutional
remedies. Deafness is caused by AN
infiamed condition of the mucous lin
ing of the Eustachian Tube. When
this tube gets iniamed you have a
rumbling sound or imperfect heaiinc.
and when it is entirely closed deaf
ness Is the result, and unless the in
hamnatloD can be taken ont and this
tube restored to its normal condition
hearing will be destroyed forever.
nine cases ont of ten are caused be-
catarrh, which Is nothing but an in
famed condition of the mucous snr.
faces.
We Will give One Hundred Dollars
for any case of Deafness (caused by
catarrhl that cannot be cured by Halls
Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars.
free.
+. j. CHENEY q CO.. Toledo, O.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best %
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NOTES FROM BRANCH

Mrs. & Brown entertained friends
last Sunday evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. Peter Upper spent
last week at Brillion.
A picnic and dance was held at
Whitelaw last Monday.
Miss Anna SchiseI of Milwaukee is
spending few weeks with relatives
here.
Miss Clara f. Schneider of Mllwau
Aee spent the Fourth with her par
ents here.
Our boys won the ball game last
Sunday at Cato, the score being 13- Ill
in their favor.
Misses Rose and Frieda Rosenthal
of Wauwatosa were the guests of Mrs.
Dallwig last week.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1897-07-08

Henry Hinrichs the we'll known
druggist of this town has The reputa-
ton of offering to patrons those goods
only which are known to produce salts
factory results.
Learning of the marvellous worth of
DIR. Hobbs Sparagus Kidney Pills, as
evidenced by the endorsement of cured
PATIENTS and druggist, Mr. Hinrichs
made arrangements with the Hobbs
Remedy Co to give absolutely free of
charge, to every person in this vicin
ity who may be interested. an oppor,
tunity to test the vllue of these Pills
as an agent for the speedy cure of all
forms of kidney diseases and allied
troubles.
DR.. Hobbs asserts that he has dis
covered a remedy in his Sparagus
Kidney Pills that will positively cure
that most insidious and common of all
complaints which is wrecking men and
women by the score daily, viz. Kidney
Disease except where tumors and III
GERS have formed, requiring surgical
operation.
For one week from the date of this
publication, MIR. Hinrichs will give
away
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1897-07-08

First publication July |. 1897 No 4f
NTATE OF WISCONSIN--COUNTY COURT FOR
y MANIrowoC COUNTY. In probate.
In the matter of the esta of Patrick Mur
phey deceased
An instrument III writing, purporting to be the
last will and testament Of p trick Murphy of
the city "f Manltowoc in said county having
been delivered into said court
And Timothy Kelley of The city of sIanitowoc
IN said county, hav ing presented To said court
his petition in writing, duly verified, represent
ing among other things, that said Patrick Muir
ply died testate, at Manitowoc in said county
on the 18th day of August 1897; that said instru
ment is the last will of said deceased. and that
Timothy Hey is named therein as executor and
praying that sand instrument be proven and ad
mitted to probate and that letters testamentar,
be thereon issued to Timothy Kelley.
1t is ordered that said petition and the mat
tiers therein be heard. and proofs of said last vii
and testament be taken at a special term of said
county court to be held at the probate Office il
the city OF Manitowoc, on Tuesday the Srd da,
Of August 1897, at 10 o'clock A. NJ.
And 1T rs further ordered: That notice of the
time and place of said hearing be given by pub
licatIon hereof for three successive weeks, once
each week previous to the time of SAID hearing il
the Manltwooc Pilot wspaper published il
SAID ManItowoc County
Dated Jnne ~, Is9..
BE- the Court:
}. s. ANDERSON. ,unty Judg,
Sche"ian * Kelley, Attorneys.
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First publication June "a. 1871 No. A.
| N NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. COUNTY COURT.
1 In the matter of the estate of Francis
Haloran deceased
On reading and filing the petition of Patrick
Cahiil, administrator OF the estate of said de-
ceased, for the adjustment and allowance of
his administration account lard the assignment
of the residue of said esate to such other per
sons are BY law entitled to the sameI:
1t rs ordered that said account h. examined.
adjusted aud allowed at special term Of SAID
court to he held at the office of the county Judge
IN the city of Manitowoc. in said county on
Tuesday. the 9th day of July, A. d., 1891 at
10 o'clock Il. IN.
lt Is further, ordered that npon the adjustment
and allowance of such account by this court AS
aforesaid and at the time and place hereInbefore
designated therefor. the residue of said estate be
by the further order and Judgment of tins court,
assigned Ia such persons are by law entitled
to the game
1t Is further ordered that notice of the time and
place of examination and allowance of such ac-
count, and of the assignment of the residue of
sand estate he given to all persons Interested 10y
publication of this order for three successi We
weeks, before said day, in the Nantowoc Pilot !.
weekly newspaper printed and published at the
:lty of Manitowoc and state of Wisconsin
Dated June ~ 1897
BY the Court,
j. =. ANDERSON, County Judge.
Michael h1rwan. Attorney. iulyl5
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CATARRH OF THE STOMACH

rev doctors can successfully treat
catarrh of the stomach. Nany at
tempt 1t and fail. The symptoms are
full bloated feeling after eating.
ana sometimes sour watery riftine
up from the stomach. There is often
headache, bachache, and shortness
OF breath with nervousness and a tired
ali gone feeling The tongue is coat
ed, and there is a bad taste in The
mouth DR.. kutchin does positively
cure this disease with hitherto un
known con bination of medicines
uive him chance and he will cure
| you
DIR kutchin's next visit to Mantle
woe will be Friday, July 10th, at tn,
Williams House. Consultation. ex
animation and advice free to all
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1897-07-08
The people of the United States con Ia

The people of the United States con Id
IL they were not perversely blind. readily
perceive the purpose of protective tax,
II they would follow action upon the tar
III bill now before tie U. s. senate. There
was time when it WAS deemed essential
to the prosperity of this country to have
Tax on lumber, Notwithstanding the
fact that 1t encouraged the destruction
OF our pine forests. But the senate came
within one vote Of placing lumber on the
free list. The reason? The lumbermen
OF the United Statee have lately come
INTO possession of ANY quantity" of pine
IN Candada and they want trade in tins
article free for their own benefit.
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SURROUNDING COUNTRY

George Goodridge of Platteville was
Killed by Jersey bull on Monday last.
lightning struck church ut Ellis
| worth, this state, on Monday night and
destroyed 1T.
Herman Meyer CT Sank county was
thrown from mower on Tuesday last
by bis teams running away, and killed
ten year-old boy was blown to pieces
at Grand Rapids this state by the explo-
SION of keg of powder while he was
celebrating the Fourth.
Henry Sachse was drowned on Monday
last at Marinette while wading in the
river. He stepped INTO deep hole and
there was no one near to rescue him.
The order not to shoot off fire crackers
! IN Milwaukee Oh Sunday last was not
obe,ed. 1t is pretty hard matter to
keep the small boy qniet on the Fourth
A lot of roughs took possession of
Pemblne, this state, on Sunday night.
They stoned buildings and terrorIzed
the community. kilograms asking for
| assistance we're sent neighboring towns
The fool with shot gun is still abroad
IN the land. At Thorp, this state a sew
en- year-o1d child was shot and killed by
his brother Harry Arnold on the fifth. IT.
WAS done with gun that wasn't loaded
Nettie Stevenson a nine-year old girl
was bitten by ratllesnake near Prairie
du CHEN. last week, and oieo Her
brother tried to suck the poison from
the wound but failed to save the child's
life
George Snyder of Wankesha attempted
suicide at Waukesha on uesday by
shooting himself With shotgun. The
wound will prove fatal He was 10 years
old and was only a short time before dis
charged from the reform school.
A man named Peter Paterson was "a
tally hurt at Marinette on Sunday last.
IN runaway. A boy threw fire crack
er under his horse while Peterson was
driving. The explosion caused the horse
to run away and Peterson was thrown
out of the vehicle.
Another horrible murder was commit
ted In Wankesha county this week. A
dlssOlute character named Butler killed
his wife with an axe on Monday night
and made his escape. The woman was
80 years old and the murderer, Judging
from the wounds, crept up to her from
behind.