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Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1897-09-14

a crown OF gold she wears, in truth.
Although no queen is she.
a triumph is her molar tooth
OF modern dentistry.
up TO Date
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1897-09-14

OFFERS to the people of Jefferson County
Insurance in a safe Company Mt the actual
cost of insurance, which is much cheaper than
the rates usually charged and keeps the money
at home. Good risks from responsible parties
are invited.
Executive Committee meets every Friday
DIRECToRs-Jos. Trapnell. Henry b. Daven-
port j. Garland Hurst, John w. Rider. W. Ii.
II Lewis, K. Preston Chew, VIM. L. Wilson,
Eugene baker. s. ". Washington, H. L. Snyder,
Vim. c. Frasier. John Ii. little, Jacob S.
Melvin. E. G. w. Herr, Isaac II. Strider.
/. II. STRIDER.... .-.....-... President.
H B. DAVENPORT..... Treasurer.
EXECUTIVE CoMMITTEE-J. G. Hurst VIM.
H T Lewis. Eugene Baker. Isaac ii. Strider,
Jos. Trapneil. S. W. Washington.
Local TS.-Middlcway-1. &. Shirley
Harper's Ferry--Chas. II. Trail; shepherds
town.. S. Fleming; CharlestOwn-Washing
ton IL Alexander.
Jan. l2, 1S92-odu12. 40.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1897-09-14
Best On Earth.

NV blood was in very bad condi-
ton and had eruptions all over my body.
/ took few bottles of Hoods SarsaPa-
rilla and it entirely cured me. / have
not had any trouble with impure blood
since that time. Ibelieve Hoods Sarsa-
parilla to be the best blood purifier on
earth" JOSEPH 7. JONES, Hen erson, NC.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1897-09-14
Western Maryland r. r.
CONNECTING WITH

tUNNIJIINU VIII
p & r. L. at Shippensburg and Gettysburg i,
Norfolk & Western r. l. ut Hagersiown;
B..S0. II. Rat Hagcrstown and Cherry
Run; Penna. X. r. at Brucevillc aud
Hanover: p. W. X b.. y. Z.
and b. X p. Railroads
ut Union Station,
Baltimore, Md.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1897-09-14
First Glass Restaurant
Nicely Fitted up for Al Seasons.
JAMES w, THOMAS

Is PREPARED TO serve all Eatabes in season ut
his Washington Street Restaurant, four doors
west Of the Hotel Watson. ut all hours, and
Invites lis friends and the public at .ar%c to
ct,fl and give hun a trial. Everything put up
in the most approved style. and every effort
made to please the most fastidious, be his
appetite ever 50 dainty.
Oysters i'm every style a specially, and orders
for Drcsscd Poultry. for family use. given
prompt aud careful attention.
Dee 10. '96.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1897-09-14
SARVEN WHEELS.

pronounced the best wheels made.
REPAIRING a SPECIALITY.
| have established Carriage Repository at
Uppcrvillc. FauQuicr county. Persons dcsir-
-ng vehicles at the above place. during my alb
sence can leave their orders with w. Richard
son. druggist.
Thankful for the liberal patronage extended
to me from Clarke, Jefferson and adjoining
respectfully ask a continuance of the
same. GEO. &. THOMAS.
Fcbrnarv %. 1881
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1897-09-14
willing to Forget.

Shc-I know that Pm not good looking.
but people forget my face when I sing.
He-Won'5 you sing now?-Town
topics.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1897-09-14
BonbOnS.


Some bonbons brought l TO my dear.
l thought by this 10 surely please her,
For to my mind this thing seemed clear
Withholding sweets from sweet will tease her
SUIT, ah, alas, for manners oldl
l find that am ont of fashion.
The modern miss wants solid gold
Or something she can raise the cash on.
For thus my sweet did answer me,
Your bonboyis ! shall gladly eat, sir,
But if you'd change them with Il "a
70 bon bonds they would seem more sweet.
Town Topics.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1897-09-14
Plain Sewing Wanted.

= rs KATE MANUEL desires to announce
W that she Is prepared TO do all kinds %
Pain Sewing. All work entrusted 10 her viii
DC executed neatly, promptly and upon reason
able terms Residence on north East alley,
second house below Mrs. Buttons.
February q 1872
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1897-09-14

If Man Pays For 1t.
Do what you will. she's woman still
In spite Of all you say
She Will not pass a penny scale
Until size las her weigh.
New York Truth
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Fer Sale.

$4,000 feet of No. framing lumber. general
sizes, ut = per hundred feet. This lumber is
what was lett after sorting mp first class ma
terlai. and is good for framing mall stables,
outouiidings. ISc. Also four or five hnnd red
locust aud Chestnut posts, from 10 cents up.
WM. p HILLIPs' SONS
March Il, 1896. Charles Town, ". Va.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1897-09-14

Cuscarcts stimulate liver, kidneys aud bow.
els. Never sicken. weake or grippe.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1897-09-14

HOOPS Pills are the only pills to take
with Hoods Sarsaparilla. Easy and yet
efficient,
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1897-09-14
BerrupiNe, Clarke County, va.

I HAVE for years built large variety of va
they have been in use among our people. and
have given satisfaction in every instance as far
as have been able to ascertain. Through this
experience have learned what vehicles suit the
people best. and what are best adapted to thci-
wants | manufacture a handsome wagon
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1897-09-14

To An Whom It May Concern:
l take this method of announcing to the
farming community of jefferson and adjoining
counties. that do all kinds of Machine Re
pairing, such as Traction and Portable En-
gines, Wheat Threshers. Grain Drills. Wheat
Fans. Corn Shelters. and i'll fact all kinds of
Repairing. in both Wood and Iron; also make
Smoke Stacks for Stationary and Portable En-
gincs, Patching Steam Boilers. and putting in
new fiews or tubes. Am prepared to do all
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1897-09-14

CAN sell you Fresh Cow, aud suit you.
l c. =. WALL
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1897-09-14
b. & O.
RAILROAD
NORTHWARD.

Time Table in
effect June 10. .i:7.
until further notice.
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Southern Railway.


CondensedTime Tables, in Eject sIay 9. 1897.
Grains daily, except Sunday.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1897-09-14
Whitney Side-Bar Spring

very neat and stylish in appearance, and very
pleasant riding wagon. Also all styles and pat
terms of Carriages, Buggics, Jaggers, Jenny
Linds and phetons. 1 keep on hand large
stock, but am prepared To ill orders Mt short
notice. Prices suited to the times, and satisfac-
ton guaranteed. A liberal discount allowed on
old vehicles in exchange for new ones. use
her tl,,.O Old R,.Iio lie
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1897-09-14

Cumberland
Hydraulic
Cement,
The best
Garden pillow
On earth,
Single and
Double
Shovel plows
Riding and
Walking
Cultivators,
Haying tools
of all kinds,
A full line of
Gen'l Hard
ware at prices
to suit the
times.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1897-09-14
SOUTHWARK.

Train AZ connects with Southern L. II. AZ
Strasbur.- junction at IL 50 p. IN. for Harri-
sonburg and points on Valley Railroad.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-07-02

also engaged in trying to decide the
claim Of Mrs. Nettie r. Craven to the
name and a part of the estate Of the
late Senator James G. Fair At the
death of the famous man the property
was divided among his children-Miss
Virginia Fair, Mr.. Charles l.. Fair and
Mrs. Theresa A. Oelrichs, wife of Her.
man Oelrichs. All at once there ap-
peared on the scene Mrs. Craven, show
ing penciled will and several deeds
to valuable property, executed by the
senator. The matter was made all the
more alarming as Mrs. Craven was a
principal in a grammar school in San
Francisco, thus establishing a good
claim to her right to be noticed.
The recognized heirs, however, de-
cided to defy the school teacher until
she came forward with signed mar
rage contract between her and Mr..
Fair. The sum named by Mrs. Craven
for compromise, however, was so large
that Mr.. Oelrichs, as representative Of
his wife and her brother and sister, de-
cided to fight the matter out in court.
Mrs. Craven insists that she Is driven
to make this battle for the property
decided to her and for the sum Of ST.
$4,000 In the interest Of her daughter.
The opponents hope to prove that the
penciled will, the marriage contract
and the deeds presented by the new
claimant are forgeri~s.
The Won Arnold-Young affair is q
part Of this legal controversy. Jean
nine Young is an important witness in
the case. 1t is said that Won Arnold,
a smooth adventurer, was induced to
personate foreign nobleman of large
means. with the object of marrying
Miss Young, and taking her out Of the
country before the trial came of. It Is
stated that she knows damaging evil
dence against lawyers in the case with
regard to the unlawful attempt to
break a will. Miss Young was warned
against the. fascinating baron" but
love and ambition were as blind in this
case as they have been In many others
where high title was the one particu-
lar plum in sight.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-07-02

the faith Of true soldier. It Is IT.
ting that the name of one Of the men
who led the assault of Acre should be
preserved in such a record as the
above. He was in truth very perfect
knight.
Zone Of the most rampageous of the
northern English borderers manifested
the like delicacy. Young Walter de Um-
fraville, son of Gilbert. had left a
widow, Emma, presumably in the very
blush of her charms. Peter de Vaux
had fallen at her feet, but he declined
to obtain her in border fashion; and
this fact is the earnest pledge of the
chivalry Of his love. II he would not
seal her he was bound to bug her, and
coin with the De Vaux was always a
scarcity. So he offered the king five
palfreys for her IL she wished It, and
with what would read as graceful
acknowledgment Of the borderer's pure
chivalry, John absolutely drops the
commercial from his reply, and simply
orders Robert Fitz Roger, the sheriff.
to permit it to be done.'"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-07-02

i take no alarm, Delavan and his army
may, in prospect Of bacchanalian COM
memorations.
At nine o'clock last night were heard
the first preludes of the great day, in
the sound Of fire crackers, squibs and
flying serpents-not unlike the fly
ing serpents sent to punish the ancient
people, but without brazen serpent 20
cure the bitten. All the poles bear
flags, instead. whose stripes and stars
inflame, in many youthful bosom,
that sort Of patriotism which finds es-
capement in torpedoes and flery-wing-
ed reptiles.
The booming cannon at midnight
ushers in the eventful anniversary,
and now,
''No sleep till MORN"
or thereafter! You begin to dream of
the olden time that tried souls" when
men started from their couches at the
roar of foreign lion; and there!-
crack!-near your window goes off a
gun, or something worse You console
yourself, however, with the thought
this may be the first and the last salu-
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-07-02
Fres-with Expenses.

Gospels free-free to all dis con-
gregashun," said Brother Sparhawk.
IAN salvation's free. Y on'y got to
walk right up an hep yo'se'f. or call
on me to glib yo' some"
But when the collection box was
passed around there was murmur Of
discomfort, starting in the corner
where sat the Venus chapter Of the
sisters Of Mary and extending to the
masculine pillars Of the church.
How yo' reckon salvation 8 free
wen yo' sergashiate de lection box
roun' de congregashun?" asked Mr..
Smallwood.
IVY, it's dis way, frien's. Oars a
spring O. pure livin' water way up de
mountain, free-free to all; but dere's
pipin' laid to bring dat water down
whar yo' all can use 1t, an pipin' cost
money. Now de gospel fount am free.
but de pipln am 'spensive-an' I'm
Do pipin'."-Judge.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-07-02

tation so near at hand and with this
reflection you are falling into deli
cious lapse, when, therel-another is
heard, nearer still. And such another!
You listen, and wonder whether the in
strument burst or not, almost hoping
it did, in order to terminate this seren-
ade Of thunder. Well, you about con-
clude an actual explosion took place,
and you begin to fear the juvenile Ju-
piter has been kicked over and wound
ed in the cause Of his country. In
your sympathy for the fallen patriot,
you listen anew, and are tempted to
turn out to his relief, when-by the
shadow Of Pluto and all his subterran-
can armory!-right under your win
dow, bellows such another gunpowder
Illumination as you never expect to
hear again. No matter, however, for
the occasion gives moment to the most
trifling circumstances. and you feel
reconciled withlthoughts on the bless
edness of liberty. Yet, with remnant
Of desperation, you wish all the sui
phur and saltpetre Of the under king
dom thrust into some piece Of artillery,
like that which Milton ascribes to the
inventive genius Of Satan, and touched
off at once and forever.
.*.
But the sun is up, and the crock
ribbed hills" tremble at dawn with the
boom OF hundred cannonading
echoes. From yonder tall staff streams
the banner high and gay in the morn
ing light and breeZe-a ribbon sail
strung out from the fleecy cloud on
which the angel Of freedom rides in
the heavens over the nations Of earth.
Angel of Columbia, weep not! for
! though millions beneath thee groan,
yet little while longer, and the shout
that rings from Maine to Oregon shall
be the shout Of race redeemed from
the last bond. Now mellowly mingles
the sound of martial music with the
morning air. Gay troops march, with
gay plumes and gllstening arms. along
| the thoroughfare, as proud Of them
selves as the boys are who march by
their side, in anarchial file, keeping
time with fife and drum. Room, room,
now. for the land-sons of Neptune,
with coats of many hues and Joseph
shirts, dragging their tridents behind,
trimmed and trusty for the raging con-
fiagration. And then comes Flora, with
her fairy band, decked in green and
blossom array, moving onward in gen.
tie and smiling procession, like a fow-
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-07-02

acy and that she is anxious to return
to this country.
She says that she is at the Hotel
Cecil In London and that Won Arnold,
alias Baron Won Turkheim," intends
to desert her. She asks her friends to
send her sufficient money to return, as
she is without funds.
That she now appreciates fully the
villainy of Turkheim is shown by the
suggestion that steps be taken to ef-
feet the extradition Of her husband and
compel his return, where he commit
ted the crimes Of bigamy and perjury,
to say nothing of the conspiracy In
which he was the leading actor.
Chief Lees of the San Francisco po-
lice turned the cablegram oyer to the
woman's attorney, who will probably
demand Arnolds extradltion at once.
To a press representative Miss
Young said the baron" tried to pois-
on her with laudnaum on their way
from New York to Liverpool.
The San Francisco courts are now
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-07-02
the STAR-SPANCLED BANNER.

BY FRANCIS SCOTT KEY.
o say, can you see, by the dawn's early
light,
What so proudly we hail'd at the twi'
lights last cleaning
Whose broad stripes and bright stars
through the clouds Of the fight,
Ger the ramparts we watched were Sc
CALAMITY streaming!
And the rockets red glare, the bombs
bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our
flag was still there;
o say, does that star-spangled banner
yet wave
Der the land of the free and the home
Of the brave?
On that shore dimly seen through the
mists of the deep,
Where the foes naughty host in dread
silence reposes,
What Is that which the breeze, Ger the
towering steep,
AS it fitfully blows, now conceals, now
discloses?
Now it catches the CLEAN of the morn
ing's first beam,
In full glory reflected now shines on
the stream;
TITS the star-spangled banner; o long
may it wave
n,er the land of the free and the home
of the brave!
.I,,4.. 'A''~A
And where is that band who so vaunt-
ingly swore
That the havoc Of war and the battles
confusion
A home and country should leave lis
no more?
Their blood has washed out their 1oui
footsteps pollution.
No refuge could save the hireling and
slave
From the terror Of flight or the gloom
of the grave;
And the star-spangled banner ID tri-
umph doth wave
Ger the land OF the free ana the nome
of the brave.
OF thus be it ever, when freemen shall
stand
Between their loved homes and the
wars desolation!
Blest with victory and peace, may the
heav'n-rescued land
Praise the power that hath made and
preserved us nation.
Then conquer we must, when our cause
it Is just,
And this be our motto-"In God Is our
trust!"
And the star-spangled banner in tri-
umph shall wave
Ger the land Of the free and the home
of the brave.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-07-02
QUARRELSOME BIRDS.
Tho MISSED Thrush Is Cruel and PIT

Tho MISSED Thrush Is Cruel and Pill.
less.
The robin, that "pious" bird, is very
quarrelsome,. and 1t exasperatess one to
watch him wasting the precious hours
in hunting another hungry robin down
and round and round till the sparrows
have cleared the board, says the Con-
temporary Review. The blackbirds,
too. are very annoying In the way that
they snatch up lump of bread and
fly of with 1t, only to be chased about
for the rest Of the morning by other
blackbirds. while a sparrow makes
square meal Off the morsel fallen mean
while under a shrub. But. relentless
as they are In pursuit, the curious fact
is that they seldom fight. II the pur-
sued turns, the pursuer stops. perks up
his tail, and being promptly charged
by the other, becomes In turn the pur-
sued. But woe to both when the mis-
sci thrush comes. He is pitiless in pur-
suit, and l have seen them pass my
window time after time in the course
of morning, the storm cock hard on
the heels" of the blackbird. And
when they overtake them what hap
pens? For myself. 1 have often said
before, l believe the missed thrush a
cannibal. At any rate, attribute some
of the dead blackbirds and thrushes
that one finds about the grounds to his
cruel beak. He watches for birda for
hours at time, like bird of prey, and
attacks like one. have often stopped
a chase which knew could end only
one way.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-07-02
WIdoWa for Sale.

"Of all the matrimonial trafficking-
in the age Of chivalry-the ways Of
Widows" says writer in the Gentle
mans Magazine, ARE at once the bold
est and most comprehensive. As a
rule, their methods seldom resort to
Establishment; 1t is remarkable when
tenderness is an item in their bar
gains. Speed was their maxim; 1t was
one that King John honored, for he
profited by it.
"Yet one Of the rarest exceptions in
the way Of delicacy to these CONNER
cial negotiations has evidently been
prompted by a widow who had quite an
exceptional lover. In 1906 William de
Landa-either one Of the most famous
of the Crusaders or his son-offers fifty
marks and palfrey for having to wife
Joan, who was the wife Of Thomas de
Arescy, II he may be pleasing to the
said JOAN the sheriff is instructed to
ascertain the widows wishes, and II
the said Joan shall be pleased to have
him for a HUSBAND, then the sheriff
shall cause William to have seizin of
Joan and her land'-both Of which he
obtained In the name Of gentle love and
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-07-02
ASKS FOR SEPARATION.
Tho Niece Of Frederic II. Coudert OF Now
York Alleges In-Treatment.

York Alleges Entertainment.
Mrs. w. Gould Brokaw Of New York
is demanding legal separation from
her husband, the wealthy society and
club man. Their wedding, four yeass
ago, was one Of the most prominent So
cial events Of the season. Both bride
and bridegroom were young, handsome,
wealthy and highly connected. They
had countless friends and plenty Of
money, and there did not appear to be
a single threatening cloud ON the hor-
lion Of their future. Now the beauti-
full home is deserted save by a care
taker. The curtains are closely drawn
and a placard states that the building
is to let. The wife has gone to the
home Of her mother. The husband has
gone to the home Of his father. His
father is William Vail Brokaw, a mem
Der of long establlshed and wealthy
house. Mrs. Brokaw is niece Of
Frederic R. Coudert, the eminent law
yer
From her brother, Norman Coudert,
a statement Of the differences between
her husband was obtained. He said
that his sisters suit was for a legal
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-07-02
Far.Sighted.

cts all right" said the elderly gen.
tleman who has an unwavering conf
dence in masculine superiority, "let the
girls improve their minds as much as
they possibly can. have never been
otherwise than thankful that had my
daughter taught the dead languages.
the English classics, law. rhetoric and
athletic accomplishments"
Have they led to career?"
"Not yet. But they're going to lead
to one. She is now teaching them all
70 my grandson. "-Washingto Star.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-07-02
A RedeeminC Feature.

Mrs. Plougher-Thet almaneck IL
onreliabul, Hiram. Hyar yew staid
tew hum from taown ter-day cause 1t
perdicted rain, an purifier day never
wuz.
Mr.. Plougher-It sartainly air on
sartain in foretellin' the weather, but
1t dew beat all creashun how 1t kin tell
'ithout miss zackly wen tn moon
IL goin' tew be full. An eff yew ricol-
leck, las summer we noticed 1t sed tibet
Crismus wum cum on Friday an, by
jnks! wen tn time rolled roun' 1t wuz
Jest ez tn almaneck sed.-Judge.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-07-02
Other Peoples Money.

That 1t isn't safe to monkey with
other mems money in this country is
exemplified once more in the case of
Albert King, the 19-year-old messenger
of the Boylston national bank of Bos-
ton, who on Wednesday Of last week
absconded with $685. 900 belonging to the
bank. Young King was arrested Sat-
urday in Pennington, Me-, with every
cent Of the money in his possession.
Now he has neither money, freedom
nor position, but, instead, will have a
felon's cell.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-07-02

And every dog his day.
When all the world Is old, lad. &.
And all the trees are brown;
And all the sport Ii stale, lad.
And all the wheels run down;
Creep home and take your place there.
The spent and MANNED among;
God grant you find one face there
You loved when all was young.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-07-02
A Joxe on the Dentist.

Mrs. McLuberty-"How did we. git
along wild tn dintist, Murty?" Nc
Luberty-"Sure, he moighty near kilt
me, so he did; but, bedad. OF how tn
laugh on him, all tn same" Mrs. Nc
Luberty-"Is thot so?" McLuberty-'
"Yis. Begorrah! he pulled t. wrong
toot'. Judge.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-07-02
MRS. W. GOULD BROKAw.

separation, and not final divorce. He
said his sisters cause of action was Ill.
treatment. The ill-treatment began
during the first year Of their brief mar
ried life, and had been so extreme that
his sister had several times left her
husband and returned to her mothers
hCuSa
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-07-02
OUR BUDGET OF FUN.
SOME GOOD JOKES, ORIGINAL
AND SELECTED.
The Hammock Versus tho Bicycie-A
Handy Lunch for whcclists- Free Cos
pei In Darktown-Some Good Jokes
and Gibes for Hot Weather.
Every Dog Has Its Day.

HEN all tns WOrlQ
is yourC. lao,
And all the trees
are green;
And every goose
a swan. lad,
And every lass a
queen:
Then hey for boot
and horse, lad.
A n d rou nd the
world away;
Young blood must
have its course,
No n