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The evening times., 1897-02-06

First we thought the private secretary
would be Perry Heath and then we didn't
know but it would be Col. Bob Wynne.
But it seems not We are already told
that Col Heath is to be consul general TO
Paris, and if something good doesn't fall
out of the large end of the corrucopia for
Col. Wynne it will be the Tankest case OF
virtue mrewarded. 1t was telegraphed-
of course everybody says that it is wired,
but of course it is not wired, 1t is tele-
Craphed-from Canton, and it was tele-
graphed early that Col. Heath was to be
Assistant Secretary of the Treasury That
wascredib!e. Col. Heath has always known
more about the Treasury Department than
any other, and more about.it than he dId
about affairs at the Capitol. There was
something about the gold reserve OF 100
millions and the silver dumping ground
containing at least 500 millions OF stand
ard silver dollaTs) that always appealed to
him The salary at Paris is good and the
work important, though it will seem to
many here that one with smile like Col.
Perry Heath's and one with such winning,
confidential way with him, could have done
Ma ior Mckinley far more good by stand
ingat his elbow and keeping the dooro open
not shut.
The evening times., 1897-02-06

These continued cashier episodes tend
10 the belief that banks are no smarter
than other people.
The evening times., 1897-02-06

The active training with crowbars and
plate glass windows OF the local champion
should make Mr.. Corbett uneasy.
The evening times., 1897-02-06

There is no doubt that ladies would make
good diplomats. Several OF them are min-
listers already.
The evening times., 1897-02-06

II South Carolina sets the pace Of kick
ing op stolen States. Maj Mckinley may
have 70 fortify the White House.
The evening times., 1897-02-06

II the French should take Siam, there
will be somebody there to protect American
consuls.
The evening times., 1897-02-06

The Kentucky Berry regards itself a
tall as the gubernatorial persimmon.
The evening times., 1897-02-06

Mr.. Hanna is afraid of the Postoffice De
partment until the stamps are counted.
The evening times., 1897-02-06

The situation in Crete is what you might
call revolving.
The evening times., 1897-02-06

In the interests Of morality we deplore
the Indiana editorial monopoly OF the rams
consulate general.
The evening times., 1897-02-06

1t begins to look as if England's purpose
to build and control tile canal would toe sue
cessful.
The evening times., 1897-02-06

Ex-Champion Sullivan should consult j.
p Morgan and get a reorgani-a'iC-, Ns--l-
mittee.
The evening times., 1897-02-06

There are easier ways to loot the Treas
ury than reaching it through sewers.
The evening times., 1897-02-06

We are having a little spring, or rather
pump, weather.
The evening times., 1897-02-06

No hats at theaters, says the jewelers.
Circular, means an increased demand for
bair ornaments.
The evening times., 1897-02-06

The boys seem TO be growing sour apple
trees for Mr.. Davis all along the line.
The evening times., 1897-02-06
THE WEATHER TODAY.
GOOD AFTERNOON

The Cubans are going to raise cane in
Florida also.
The evening times., 1897-02-06

With two Shermans in the Cabinet, LON
hard steet will be confused but happy
The evening times., 1897-02-06

As a speculative philetalist Uncle San
has not made much OF a success so far.
The evening times., 1897-02-06

'You observe" said a well-informed
Rhode Islander yesterday, that Senator
George Peabody Wetmore gave a dinner
the other night. Doubtless he has given
many since he has been Senator, but
can't help recalling grand reception
that he gave in his 81 100000 palace at
Newport WREN he was governor or Rhode
Island. tbs an old story and have told it
many times. but you have got to listen.
1t was popular reception, and the farm
ers and fishermen of the neighborhood
tramped in through those palatial halls
with their cow-hide boots ON and with
mud on them. Some one objected 10 Gov.
Wetmore that this sort of thing would
spoil the draperies. and that the boots
and the mud would make the carpets look
sick; ana couldn't the thing be stopped,
somehow? wetmore declared:
a. i don t give a damn what they do If
the grub only holds out!
Now, | want to know il these grave
and reverend seigneurs understand that,
while of course GOV. Wetmore was elected
as a Republican, he is one OF the finest old
fashioned Democrats in the world. Who
would have said a thing like that but a
thoroughbred? Who but a real Democrat?
No matter if he is worth SO many millions
that he hardly cares TO count them. No
matter if he is sheltered by two million
dollar affair of house at Newport. /
tell you he is the real stuff
The evening times., 1897-02-06

The rubicund Jimmy Reynolds, secretary
of the Republican State committee OF
Massachusetts, has been in Washington for
a day or two trying to secure speakers for
some dinner to be eaten in Boston before
long; aud that is no joke, either. Col.
REYNOLDS used to be a Washington corrc-
spondent, and the attention attracted by
his dispatches (Which usually went by
maiD to the Boston Advertiser, one of Con-
gressman Barrett'stwo papers tboth daily.
was only equaled by the attention which
Col Reynolds attracted among the quieter
and more thoughtful young who graced
Washington society at the time he lived
here. 1t is an uncle of Col. Reynolds who
owns the biggest paper manufacturing CON
Germ in this country, or the world, probably,
a great group ofmills up in New York State
somewhere; and if it should happen that
this smooth and agreeable newspaper poll
tician should inherit few millions, there
is no ont. in Boston, at least, calculated
to enjoy them more.
The evening times., 1897-02-06

No other house does, ever did, or ever
VIII, sell such sterling qualities at such
low prices as we quote.
The evening times., 1897-02-06
ACQUAINTANCES OF YOURS

1t is sending a thrill of expectancy, not 10
say of real satisfaction, outin deep twinges,
all over the country, that Hon. james j.
Goudey, of Indiana, is candidate for SOME
thing fine. Mr.. Goudey is an Indiana gen.
tleman who has a bunch Of "yaller whiskers
pertaining to his chin" and they are great.
Mr.. Peffer's beard has attracted attention
in the past, and the luxuriant and luxurious
(and also sctheluxuratingl spinnakers or Hon.
Wash. Hesing, of Chicago, are subject OF
many pleasant jibes. The whiskers or Mr..
Goudey, however, are OF the chin variety,
more like Senator Tom Carter's, though
their circumference is larger and their tinge
trifle darker.
1t must not be inferred, however, that Col.
Goudey is any of your Hoosier countryrnen
He is not. He has been chairman OF the
State committee, and he knows thing or
two about Ben jamin Harrison and Louis L.
Michenor on the one hand, and another
thing or two about Col. Fairbanks, Of In
dianapolis, and Rile McKeen, of Terry Hut
Col Goudey is not a journalist, aud could
not write home from abroad, as John c. New
and Col. Morss have done, and also Col
Henry Watterson has done, lurid descrip-
tions of the Red Mill or any other old mill.
Butifit came to real diplomacy your Hoosler
would not be found to slouch little bit.
The evening times., 1897-02-06

A FREE lecture viii be givenin the Metro
politan NJ. E. Church lecture room. corner
Alp and G sts. NV, on The Mock Trial
of Christ, and Who We're His Murderrrs
through the Prophetic Symbols. Illus
trated on canvas All invited Tuesday
evening, February g. 1897, 7:3O. 1t
The evening times., 1897-02-06

al say" said snooks, confidentially
''did you ever see new woman
Never said Brooks, except in the
new jour rnalism.'
The evening times., 1897-02-06

MCKINLEY AND HOBART CARNIVAL.
Under the auspices of the
AUXILIARY REPUBLICAN ASSOCIA-
TION.
At Masonic Temple,
Corner 9th and sts. NV,
TUESDAY. FEBRUARY toI2. inclusive.
DANCING AT 1880.
Special attractions each evening.
AD&IIS Sion, 1Oc. fest
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1897-07-22
How 1t Came to Be Victoria.

The primate had been told by the
prince that he liked good historical En-
glish names that every one couki I'M
derstand. What better name, he
thought, than Queen Elizabeth's. He
mildly suggested elizabeth" "On no
account" said the prince regent. ''Char-
lotte, after your royal mother and the
child's royal aunt" Certainly not"
The Duchess of Kent relieved her feel
ings by a flood of tears. The Princess
Mary kissed her and the baby cried.
This spurred the mild archbishop.
"What name Is it your royal highness'
pleasure to commander Whats her
mothers name? "Victoria," answered
the Duke of Kent. But his interven-
ton was met by an irate look from the
regent. The Duke of York, seeing that
the christening must be fastened for
ward if it was to be got through with
at all, took on himself to say, "AleXan-
dria Victoria" And so the Queen miss
ed being known in history as Georgi-
ana, a fitting name for the last Of the
Georgian dynasty, but less suitable for
glorious reign of sixty years than
Notwithstanding Review.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1897-07-22
Poison in the Coffee.

Few people who habitually drink cof-
fee, several times day, realize the
amount Of poison they are distributing
through their system. All coffee con-
tains caffeine, and the better the coffee
the more of that slow poison. BY exper-
imenting with pure grains substitute
for fine coffee has been produced. 1t Is
called Grain-O. There is nothing about
it to hurt the most delicate system. It
strengthens the nerves and is nourish-
ing to old and young alike. The small
est child can drink Grain-O without
any bad effects. While it tastes like
and has the seal brown color of the
finest Mocha or Java coffee it contains
all pure nourishing grains. 1t costs
only one-quarter as much as coffee.
Sold by all grocers, Is cents and %
cents per package. Ask for Grain-O.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1897-07-22
News of Minor Note.

Rellamy Storer, the new United States
minister to Belgium, arrived at his post
Thursday.
There being no prospect of work in Chill
several thousand Gillian laborers may
emigrate to Brazil.
The Bradley Martins are said to have
purchased Barney Barnato's unfinished
palace in London.
Robert Ainsworth of 527 North Fran
cisco street. Chicago. was killed by thieves
in New Orleans.
The German exports to the United
States during the last few months show,
with few exceptions, a large increase over
those of last year.
A great strike of the engineering trades
is on in England. Both masters and men
have been preparing for the conflict and
it promises to be heightened.
Two Cherokee freedmen and one wom-
IN were shot and killed by Paul Elliott, a
white RAN, near Hayden, l. I. Jealousy
over the woman was the cause.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1897-07-22
BEAUTY IS BLOOD DEEP.
PURE, HEALTHY BLOOD MEANS
BEAUTIFUL COMPLEXION.

Intestina1 Microbes Poison the Blood
When the Bowels Are Constipated-
Drive Them Out by Making the Liver
Lively.
Beauty is skin deep" That is wrong.
Beauty is blood deep.
A person constipated, with a lazy liver,
bilious blood, dyspeptic stomach, has pim
pies and liver spots and sole leather
complexion.
No one with furred tongue, a bad
breath, jaundiced eye, can be beautiful,
no matter how perfect are form and fea-
lures.
TO be beautiful, to become beautiful, or
remain beautiful, the blood must be kept
pure and free from bile, microbes, dis
ease germs and other impurities.
Cascarets Candy Cathartic will do it
for you quickly, surely, naturally They
never grip nor grippe, but make the liver
lively, prevent sour stomach, kill disease
germs, tone up the bowels, purify the
blood and make all things right, as they
should be. Then beauty comes of itself
and to stay.
Buy and try Cascarets to-day. It's what
they do, not what we say they do, that
will please you. All druggists, 10c, 25c
or SOC, or mailed for price. Send for
booklet and free sample. Address Ster-
ling Remedy Co., Chicago, Montreal,
Can, or New York.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1897-07-22
Nature Bounteous in Texas.

Grand old Texas is very kind to her
children. This years product will give
TO each inhabitant one bale Of cotton,
six bushels Of wheat and forty bushels
of corn, one fat hog. two bushels OF
peaches, twenty bushels Of oats, one
quarter of beef, thirty dozen eggs, ten
chickens. one turkey, two pounds. of
honey. ten pounds Of wool, half a NUT
ron half a bushel Of Irish potatoes,
twenty watermelons and many things
to mention.-Dallas News.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1897-07-22
Why Barnum Got Lind.

Here is curious story about the ia
nous Swedish songstress, Jenny Lind.
Goldschmidt, the Swedish canta-
trice's accompanies, had gone to Ameri-
ca to seek his fortune. 1t had been a
hard parting. for he loved the singer
Che afterward married herr, and the
result was disappointment. He was
about to return home when he met Bar
mum and complained to him Of his i'll
luck. Barnum was equally unhappy.
He had tried verything-"c circus, VIC
lin virtuosos, dancers, educated apes,
learned lecturers"-but all in vain
Then Goldschmidt suggested that he
knew singer in England who might
be a card in America.
"a singer? Pah! What's her names?
Jenny Lind"
That's no name." retorted Barnum.
"But she sings beautifully"
GOOD thing for her, but no business
for me-"
"But she's The greatest singer in En-
gland
Better still for her; but we'll talk
about something else," said the prince
Of managers
After while spent in talk on other
subjects, Goldschmidt returned to the
attack.
For Gods sake" Barnum broke in
impatiently, "leave me In peace with
your singer. We have as many sing
ers as there are sands on the seasho-e."
PITY replied Goldschmidt careless
ly. Perhaps after all something
might be done with the Swedish night
ingale."
Barnum leaped to his feet. whats
that? Swedish
That's what they call he" in En-
gland"
What is she called?'
"The Swedish nightingale"
1.-THE Swedish nightingale? Write at
once to Miss Jenny Lind. will engage
her for 100 concerts; $4,000 down, free
voyage and living for three persons.
AT once"
But, my dear friend, you haven't
heard her"
Heard her! What the devil do
know about music? Swedish night
ingale! Immense! And you, unlucky
wretch. have waited till now before
telling me!'
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1897-07-22

The Mead Cycle Company, Chicago,
is the original house to sell reliable BIZ
cycles at low prices direct to the rider.
They have built up large business by
their honorable dealings and have won
the entire confidence Of their customers.
AS is usually the case, they have many
imitators who seek to share in the reflect
ed light of the house which won it's pres
tige by conceiving this popular idea and
then carrying it out. The Mead Cycle
Co., Chicago, simply ask the public to be-
lieve that the house which leads and con-
trolls the best sources Of supply is the
best house to do business with.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1897-07-22
A 100000 Telephone Line.

The new telephone line between Ber-
lin and Budapest is now certainty,
for work upon it was begun on April
that the entire line will be in operation
by the month of September. To expe-
dite matters work was started stimuli
taneously at thirteen points. The to-
tai length of the line will be about 62O
miles. of which 273 miles are in Ger
man territory, so in Austrian Silesia
and the remaining 297 miles in Hun
gary proper. The total cost of this tel
ephone line will not exceed 100000.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1897-07-22

Hints to Hunters.

To get good results in any kind of shoos-
ing, uniform, reliable ammunition is alb
solutely necessary. Experience has
taught the most successful hunters that
it pays to always use ammunition made
by the Winchester Repeating Arms Co,
New Haven, CT, as it is unequalled for
accuracy, reliability. uniformity and
strong shooting qualities. Winchester
ammunition can be bought everywhere,
as it is in great demand all over the
world. Like Winchester guns. it is the
standard of the world. 1t costs no more
than inferior makes, and it is a thousand
times better. Send for large illustrated
ga n lnrl1a free
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1897-07-22
Real Warm Weather Rest and Com
fort.

There is powder to be shaken into the
shoes called Aliens Foot-Ease, invented
by Allen S. Olmsted, lie Roy, N. Y, which
druggists and shoe dealers say is the best
thing they have ever sold to cure swollen,
burning, sore and tender or aching feet
Some dealers claim that it makes tight on
new shoes feel easy. 1t certainly will
cure colns and bunions and relieve in
stantly sweating, hot or smarting feet.
1t costs only quarter, and the inventor
will send a sample free to any address.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1897-07-22
Shake Into Your Shoes

Aliens Foot-Ease, powder for the
feet. 1t cures painful, swollen, smart
ing feet, and instantly takes the sting
out Of corns and bunions. It's the
or new shoes feel easy. 1t is certain
cure for sweating, callous and hot
tired, aching feet. Try it to-day. Sold
by all druggists and shoe stores. By
mail for % cents, in stamps. Trial
package FREE. Address, Allen S.
Olmsted, LIE Roy, N. Y.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1897-07-22
no restore scorched linen take twt

To restore scorched linen take two
onions. peel and slice them and ex-
tract the Juice by squeezing or pouna-
ing. Then cut up half an ounce OF
white soap and add two ounces of full
OPS aorth. mix with them the onion
Juice and half pint OF vinegar. boil
this composition well and spread IT
when cool over the scorched part OF
tbe linen. leaving it to dry thereon
Aftorward wash out the linen.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1897-07-22
The Serpent in Art.

The serpent is in Christian art an ate
tribute Of st. Cecilia, st. Euphemia and
many other saints, being assigned to
them either because they destroyed the
power of satan or because they cleared
one or another country of reptiles.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1897-07-22
A LOCOMOTIVE ALARM.

10 Warn the F1agman Of a Crossing
of the Trains Approach.
Ihe accompanying cut explains the
pneumatic safety arrangement design
ed Tor grade crossings. 1t is arranged
SO that either the flange or tread of the
locomotive wheel will depress a piston
IN a cylinder as the engine passes by,
irrespective Of its being empty or load
ed, or running fast or slow.
10 the cylinder there is attached a
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1897-07-22

small tube running to the Matchbox,
wherein there is located either pneu-
matte bell or 4 semaphore, and it is
possible that both may be used, so that
two of the five senses-sight and hear
ing-may be depended upon for notice
to the Waterman of approaching dan,
ger.-The Car.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1897-07-22
Enterprise. of Great Pith and Moment

Have, ere now had their currents turned
awry," as Hamlet says, by an attack of dys-
pepsia. Napoleon failed to improve his adj
vantage at Austerlitz In consequence, 1t 10
said, Of Indigestion brought on by some In
discretion in eating. In order to avoid dys-
pepsia, abstain from over indulgence, ana
letters Stomach Bitters, more effective than
any dietetic in improving the tone of the
stomach. Liver complaint, chills and fever.
and rheumatism are annihilated by the Bit
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1897-07-22
There Is n Glass of People

Who are injured by the use Of coffee.
Recently there has been placed in ain
the grocery stores new preparation
called GRA1N-O, made of pure grains,
that takes the place Of coffee. The most
delicate stomach receives it without dis
tress, and but few can tell it from cof-
fee. 1t does not cost over one-fourth as
much. Children may drink it with great
benefit. 15c. and 25c. per package.
Try it, Ask for GRAIN-O.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1897-07-22
A Brainy Estimate.

If the entire population of the world
is considered to be 1,40O,00O,000, the
brains Of this number of human beings
would weigh 1922, TIP tons, or as much
as ninety-six ironclads of the ordinary
size
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1897-07-22

People who possess the virtue Of re-
firing early are net always the first to
rise in the world.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1897-07-22

A Scottish member of Parliament
has delivered lecture on golf, in which
he traced the game to the Garden of
Eden
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1897-07-22

Wealth acquired in speculation and
plumber is fugacious in its nature, and
fills society with the spirit of gambling.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1897-07-22

If the care of the hair were made part
of a lady's education, we should not see
so many gray heads, and the use of Halls
Hair Remover would be unnecessary.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1897-07-22

When there is a crack In the stove it
can be mended by mixing ashes and
salt with water.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1897-07-22

Windows and mirrors can be made
to shine without long polishing, if after
being washed in hot soapsuds they are
rubbed dry with a newspaper.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1897-07-22

Goosberry fool is a corruption OF
goosberry foule, milled or pressed Coos
berries
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1897-07-22

Mrs. Winslow's SOOTHING SYnUr for Cnildrsn
teething: eoftens the gums re0uces tnnammatlous
allays pain. cures wind collie. cents bottle.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1897-07-22

A through sleeping car to Colorado
Springs and Pueblo, via Denver, is attach
ed to Burlington Route daily train leav-
ing Chicago 1870 p. m. Office, 211 Clark
street
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1897-07-22

The barber, like the detective, mugs
his customers.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1897-07-22
FIND LOADS OF GOLD.
MINERS RETURN FROM ALASKA
WITH FORTUNES.

Wealth Awaits the Efforts of Daring
and Hardy Diggers-stories Are Not
Overdrawn-Corrob Accounts
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1897-07-22

Halls Catarrh Cure.
Is taken internally. Price IS cents.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1897-07-22

Piso's Cure for Consumption is our only
medicine for coughs and colds-Mrs. G.
Beltz, 439 9Th ave., Denver, Col, Nov. 8,
1895.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1897-07-22

To Colorado Springs and Pueblo
Burlington Route via Denver.