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Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1897-02-24
NoWiny I Polski.

KRAKOW. - WaWel nasz
przes}awny oddany zosta1 swe-
mu pierwotnemu przeznacze.
niu. w sejmie lwowskim, W
niezwykle uroczystej chwili,
pod przewodnictwem JE. ks.
kardynala Sem bratowicza, po.
stawil marsza}ek hr. Badeni W
imieniu wydzia1u krajowego
naglscy wniosek, by celem
uczczenia jubileuszu cesarza
Franciszka J6zefa, kraj przy-
wr6cil dawns swietnosc kr6-
lewskiemu zamkowi ma Wa.
welu W Krakowie stworzy}
W ten spos6b chocby chwilowa
rezydencye dla monarchy.
Izba stojsc wys}uchala tel
przemowy, wybuchajac, cd
czasu do. czasu frenetycznymi
oklaskami, poczem jedno-
myslnie przyjeto nag}ost i
uchwalono wniosek.
Wiadomosc ia wszedzie wy
wo1uje zadowolenie i radosc
wielks, ze nareszcie uszanowa.
ma zostanie siedziba wieko-
pomnej slawy i potegi tel pol
skiej stolicy.
WAEszAwA. - Majacy OBJ
JAG obowiszki kuratora war
szawskiego okregu naukowe-
60, Ligin, wykladal mechani.
ke ma uniwersytecie odeskim;
liczy 56 lat zycia, zonaty jest
z Greczynka. W Odessie Gle
szy} sic og6lna sympatya i
pisma tamtejsze aegnaja go 2
2alem. ,,Odesskaja Gazeta"
pisze o MIN, co nastepuje:
,,Podana przez mas wiadomosc,
ae wyjazd prezydenta naszego
missta, Ligina, do Petersbur-
ga, pozostaje W zwiazku jego
nominacya W ministerstwie
oswiaty potwierdza sic W zu.
pelnosci. Wedlug nadesz}ych
do Odessy informacyi, Ligin.
zatwierdzony zosta} ma stano.
wisko kuratora okregu nau.
kowego warszawskiego. Oby-
watele, stojscy zdala cd ma
mietnosci wyborczych i inte-
resow stronnictw, ,ubolewac be-
ds mad ts strata. W osobie
Ligins tract Odessa nietylko
Swiat}ego i gorliwego prezy-
denta miasta, ale i swiatlego
obywatela".
Lw6w. - Tutejsza plet
pieHna, ME poprzestajac ma
otwarciu dla mich kurs6w
uniwersyteckich, postanowila
domagac sic zalozenia we
Lwowie gimnazyum ze6skiego.
Ola om6wienia tel sprawy od'
by1o sic onegdai W lokalu
,,Czytelni kobiet'' pod pre-.
wodnictwem pani Heleny
Szczepanowskiej zgromadzenie
okolo stu pan. Po bardzo osy.
wionej i przewlek}ej dyskusyi
zebranie uchwalilo wyslac do
sejmu petycye o za}ozenie we
Lwowie takiego gimnazyum.
Potrzebs takiego zakladu
uzasadniono miedzy innemi
tenn, he kobietom nalezy dac
sposob rozszerzenla zakresu l
srodk6w zarobkowania wobec
coraz trudniejszych warunk6w
ekonomicznych, wobec konie-
cznosci, W jakiej sic dis vie.
kszose kobiet znajduje zapew.
nienia sobie samodzielnego
bytu, a czestokroc i niesienia
pomocy rodzinie.
BYToM. - w Bytomiu od-
byi sic process o sokolskie
mundury. z dw6ch oskarzo.
nych jednego uwolniono, bo
byl W p}aszczu, a drugiego
skazano ,,wegen Unfugs" ma
80 mr.. kary, Przy tel sposo-
bnosci jak donosi ,,Katoli"
przewodniczscy sadu, p. dyre-
ktor Selle, powiedzia1, ze skoro
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1897-02-24

- Stoja1owski, znany agi-
tator, wytoczyl ,Germanii"
process o obraze.
= w Dreznie rozwiazano
stowarzyszenie polskich stu.
dent6w pt. ,,Lechitia", ponie.
waz ono ,,demonstracyjnie"
odm6wiio udzialu W komersie,
urzadzonym W dniu urodzin
cesarskich.
- Wagony do spania III
klasy urzadzaja ma wszystkich.
kolejach zelaznych rosyjskich.
- Dom Dlugosza W Krako'
vie, jak re slusznym aalem
donosi IN. Reforma', ma bye
zburzonym W celach budowla-
nych.
- w Koranach pod Piera.
MEM umarla W tych duiach
Antonina Krych, przezywszy
10 lat.
Z Ostrowa donasza, be W
tych dniach wykolei} sic po.
ciag ma stacyi Skalmierzyce.
Prowadzacy pocisg jeden z
palaczy zostali smiertelnie po.
ranieni. Szkody materyalne
bardzo wielkie.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1897-02-24

oprocentowany zezwoli ma
zahipotekowanie tel sunny ma
swej skromnej realnosci. 80.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1897-02-24
ODEZWA

do Szanownych delegat6w To-
warzystw, wybranych do ko-
mitetu urzadzajacego OBJ.
chody narodowe.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1897-02-24

takie zdanie: W}asciwie moga
W Niemczech i Prusach tylko
Niemcy i Prusacy mieszkac.
lime anarodowosci tylko sic
znosi { werden geduldet), do
poki ME uczynia mic przeciw-
nego prawu.
SlUPoA. = Umarl tu urze.
dnik rogatki celnej Gubarew
W 46 roku 4ycia. Znany byl i
ceniony obydw6ch stron grs.
nicy.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1897-02-24
POsiedZenie kOmitetu
Pol. Tow. DObroczyn. IL wardy

Pol. Tow. DObroczyn. IL wardy
odbsdzie sic dzisiaj wieczorem
o godz. pol do 6smej W lokalu
OBJ. Fir. Bieszki, pm. 6O2 Noble
ul. 0 liczne zgromadzenie sic
cz1onk6w komitetu uprasza
Z. Gordon, sekr.
Ma rZecZ Pol. Tow.
Dobroczynnosct l6tej wardy.
Wykaz 2 d. 20 Lutego $1S4.15
Fr. Moeller 200
Raaem elss.15
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1897-12-30

folding her work. hut she answered
defiantly: Don't know as I'll tell you
"Well, you needn't, then. | know
already. And all I've got to say is. if
| you prefer a cat to husband, why"
"You don't know one thing about
husbands, Melinda Thompson; why, you
never had one YOURSELF"
That's just it; | know what it is to
be without one. There's my taxes.
now"
But Mrs Mott hastily interrupted;
when taxes were the theme. Miss Me
linda usually spoke loud and long.
you can't begin by giving in to a
husband. Melinda. | know that. because
/ gave in to Mr.. Mott before we were
married and the only comfort got out
of him in the ~ years we were married
was in his last illness. Then. | could call
on the doctor to help me. He always
sided with me against Abner."
II guess he knew which one of you
was going TO pay his bill" said her
visitor. thoughtfully. Look here, 10
rilla, are you and Ezra going to be mar
ried on New Years day or not?"
1--WE are not" replied Mrs. Mott,
firmly. Then she fastened to the door,
letting in n huge tortoise-shell cat,
which rubbed itself affectionately
against her gown, purring all the while.
Presently. he jumped up on gay
patchwork cushion in huge arm
chair and fell to washing his face.
"And you've given that cat Ezra's
chair" said Miss Melinda. solemnly.
melinda Thompson, | have, Fur
thermore, it's my chair. and always has
been. though Ezra has sat in it pretty
constant in the IA years he's been com
ing to see me-"
Fourteen years. And how many
times has the wedding been put off +?
Lemme see; there was the time you
quarreled over tn, piece the choir was
to sing at the 1ding. You wanted
The Voice That reathed Ger rdo- ;
and he wanted-I forget what he did
want-and neither Of you would give
in. Why didn't you have a wedding
without singing?"
Never thought of that. The choir
took it real hard. too. after practicng
for four weeks twice a week to he ready
They wanted to please us both and
practiced the piece ! wanted on Tues
day evening after the regular choir
meeting and the one Ezra wanted on
Friday. They did offer TO sing 'em
both. but we couldn't agree which was
to come first. SO that did no good"
And the next time you quarreled
over the way you meant to celebrate
your golden wedding. didn't you? And
now it's about a cati"
Melinda Thompson. It is not. It's
about dog. that's what! Ezra Mason
has gone and bought dog-a hunting
dog at his time OF life! He wanted to
bring it here, too. knowing how afraid
Jason is of dogs told him fiat,
wouldn't have Jason's life made a bur-
den to please anybody. Then he said
ned never speak to me again, and I
said l guessed could talk to myself. II
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1897-12-30

1t was New Years morning and Mrs.
Mott felt forlorn and miserable seated
before her untasted breakfast. For the
first time, she regretted her quarrel
with Ezra.
"lf | hadn't quarreled with him he'd
never have killed JASON" she sighed.
and I'd never have known he'd com
NIT murder. Now-come in!' she
FASTENED to open the door.
There stood shy little girl, and-Mrs
Mott cried aloud-Jason. alive and in
the fur, was rubbing against her legs
and purring.
"lle didn't kill him after ALL" she
cried; then, seeing the child's amazed
look. she said: where on earth did
you find him, my dear? Was--was he
much hurt? 2"
''lle wasn't hurt at nil, ma'nm. lie
come to us five days ago; my brothers
sick and we didn't know the cat was
yours-my brother kept him in his
room all the time. The butcher boy
saw him this morning and told us"
81 suppose he tried hard to get away
hHu 'oult hoiIt' idlttItu MTS Mott'
Nom. lie wanted to stay and had
to carry him part way
AS the child was going away with
the dollar Mrs. Mott had thrust upon
her, that lady stood on the doorstep
with the door closed to prevent Jason
from following his new friend She
saw Ezra approaching across the street
and said, bitterly: "To think | quar-
relied with him over an ungrateful
beast that forgot me in five days! Nan
Cyl" she called. suddenly.
"Yesm," said the child. stopping.
'lou can have the cat il you want
him. | don't" Then she went into the
house and shut the door.
Five minutes later tremendous
knock brought her to the door. There
stood Ezra with the now weeping Nan
cy. who held Jason in her arms.
Heres your cat" he said, shortly,
this child says n nice crazy lady gave
him to her"
II gave her the cat, Ezra Mason;
guess | can do as like with my own"
"You gave Jason away?" gasped
Ezra. "Lorilla, the wedding is to be at
seven, amt it?"
"Ye-es, Ezra, and-and you may
bring your dog"
'Ilain't got him." snapped Ezra;
IMAM | bought him from had stolen
him, and"
"A Happy New Year TO both OF you!"
called Melinda Thompson, passing.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1897-12-30
Quick!

The sooner you begin to
use SeAiLlrng,s Best tea and
baking powder, the better your
opportunity to get some Of
that 100000.
And the more you will en-
JOY your cake and eating.
A Sehling & Company
San francisco Gpa
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1897-12-30

ment, so she dropped her eyes again
on her work, the embruidering Of daises
on bit of linen. Suddenly, she heard
the front door open and, turning her
back. she whipped off her eyeglasses
and slipped them in her pocket, before
turning 10 greet her visitor. She was
obliged to wear glasses when she read
or sewed. but she would have felt eter-
naIly dsgraced il anyone had seen her
with them on her nose.
THAT you. Melinda? Walk in and sit
down--why. what's the matter? Any
thing wrongT'
"Humph! Lorilla Mott. what's this
about you and Ezra?"
Mrs. Motifs hand shook visibly in
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1897-12-30

Jenkins-I hear that Barker has
sworn off smoking.
Hogg-Poor devil! He's a man who
always keeps his word.-N. Y. Truth.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1897-12-30

i've made one New Years resolution
that I'm going to see carried out"
T what is it?"
''The world hns got to treat me bet
ter than it did last year."-Chicago
Record
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1897-12-30

Soon comes that New Years exercise.
And. what seems sadly queer.
The faults from which he will swear of
Are the same he named last year.
-Washtngton Star
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1897-12-30
THE RETURN
~oF THE CAT.
BY ELISA ARMSTRONG.

I~ATS," remarked Mrs.
Mott sententiously,
~ "are a good 'eal like
men. They require a lot
Of petting; they are very
particular about their eat
ing, and it's hard to keep
them in the house at
night"
As she was entirely
alone, there was no one
to contradict this some
what extraordinary state
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1897-12-30
We wisb pou a hoppp ono
Prosperous neW Year :.

Thanking our customers and friends
for their liberal patronage during the
past year and assure you that the COM
ing year you will find our stock much
larger, our goods Of the best, our prices
right and ourselves in every way better
fitted to serve you, to your satisfaction
and profit We invite you to call. If
fair dealing and low prices are any OBJ
ject we can please You.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1897-12-30

For sale at bargain, two first-class
pianos in splendid condition. Inquire of
Thos. Lund, North Yakima. 34tf
Daily camera., 1897-04-24
Pounded Cheese.

This is an excellent method to- adopt
for the utilizing Of any pieces OF cheese
which have become too dry or insight
1y to serve in their original form. Put
the pieces, say half .. pound, into a
mortar with a teaspoonful OF made
mustard, an equal quantity OF fine
white sugar and good seasoning OF
either cayenne, curry powder or an
chovy essence. Pound the whole to a
smooth paste, moisten with butter,
slightly melted, ,apd then press the
mixture into small jars; cover with a
thin layer of clarified butter, tie thick
paper over the top, and store in cool
place until required, When prepared
in this way cheese will remain good for
several weeks, and will often prove a
great help to the housewife when there
comes an unexpected demand for a
dainty little dish at short notice. Serve
it thinly spread upon pieces of crisp,
cold toast, or, better still, upon daintily-
prepared croutons which have been
fried until richly browned.-Ladies'
Home Journal.
Daily camera., 1897-04-24
THE DAILY CAMERA.
An E...ert .EnrSc lter.

He had just gotten off the witness
stand in trust Investigation, and his
fellow members Of the monopoly were
congra tulating him On his cvasions.
81 think" said one of them, that it
must be admitted that you are a smarter
man than your cross-eKaminer."
Smarter was the self-appreciative
echo. why, sir, I've forgotten more
than he will ever be able to find out. =
Washington Star.
Daily camera., 1897-04-24
Woman's Sphere.

They talk about wnman's sphere
AS though it was limit.
There's not a place on sea or shore,
There's not an office, shop or store,
There's not spot beneath the sun
Where aught worth while is being done
Without a woman in it.
CHICAGO Tribune,
Daily camera., 1897-04-24
And She Smiled svvcetly.

''How frightful | must look" eX-
claimed the young woman who had fall
en- into a muddy excavation in the
street.
You look" exclaimed the painting
but infatuated youth who had lifted
her out, like $50 pounds of extracted
ney!'-Chicago Tribune.
Daily camera., 1897-04-24
AWeIDcGDedCJa Claim,

81 didn't know Count de Funct was
one of the creditors of Cashier, who
went to the wall the other day.
''Well, you see, he bases his claim on
the fact that he proposed to Cashiers
daughter the week before the crash
Philadelphia North American.
Daily camera., 1897-04-24
A Watched House.

Wife-Why are you putting that hor-
rid revolver under your head? You
don't expect burglars, do you?
Hubby-You seem to forget, dear,
that we had ton of coal put in to-day.
Philadelphia Press.
Daily camera., 1897-04-24
Poor Indeed.

Those folks next door must be dis
tressingly hard up
Why, have you been inspecting their
clothes iine?"
NO; but not a member of the whole
family has a '97 wheel. detroit Free
Press.
Daily camera., 1897-04-24
Excused.

Justice Magnifco-What is your ex-
cuse for not serving on the jury?
Juror-Pm an expert witness myself;
and I know what fools oil those testi-
flying would be!-N. Y. Truth.
Daily camera., 1897-04-24
Wen Named.

Asker Ito Fisher, who is returning
empty handed from fishing trip, with
a dog at his heels)-What do you call
your dog?
Fisher-Fish.
Asker-Why, that's a funny name for
a dog. What made you give it to him?
Fisher-Because he won't bite
Tit-Bits.
Daily camera., 1897-04-24
Similar Motions.

Judge (angrily)-You are trying to
throw dust in the witnesses eyes.
Attorney-No, your honor, was just
trying to motion to him what to say
Unto Date, =
Daily camera., 1897-04-24
notice.! !!
TO THE PUBLIC

Having opened a new Under
taking Establishment at 2O28
18th street, | am prepared to an
swer all calls day or night when
in need of anything in my line.
s9Work guaranteed and prices
as low as the lowest.
Respectfully,
G. E. HARRIS, Mgr,
The Boulder Undertaking Co.
Daily camera., 1897-04-24
c.. HENRY, NJ. D.
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Thirty-Six Years Practice.
MEN ONLY TREATED.

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when a cure is practicable and possible. Con
Dr. Ricord's French Remedies. Recent cases
permanently cured within THREE DAYS. NO
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Spermatorrhoea, seminal losses, night emiss-
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English, French, German, Polish, Russian
and bohemian spoken. Consultation and One
Examination Free.l e.lIcorresoondence solicited
strictly confidential.
Daily camera., 1897-04-24
An EniuGfiCe.

De boss is strong an smaht besides;
De pug dog jes' keeps eatin';
But de pug he dozes 'lonG an rides,
And de hoss, he takes de beatin.'
washington Star
Daily camera., 1897-04-24
A Valuable Man.

eve ~ our. minister .$2,5oo . year. !"
"Ours gets $4,000"
HAS he ever been tried for heresy p
"No, but he says eyether and nyther. "
N. Y. World. :. ~. a-r-ts. ~
Daily camera., 1897-04-24
Their Professions.

Two Irishmen were disputing. One
of them, speaking of himself. said:
ST am brick"
'Sure, and I am bricklayer," said
the other, at the same time knocking
him DOWN.. Y. Tribune.
Daily camera., 1897-04-24

. 'Do you know, Tom kissed my hand
last night"
tie always was discriminating
n. Y. Truth.
Daily camera., 1897-04-24
Nohndy in Particular,

Did you wish to see anyone,in par
ticular, MADAME" asked the floor
Daily camera., 1897-04-24
Every Time.
boy gains

Smith-You say small boy gains
every time he is thrashed?
Jones-I do.
"What does he gain?"
ga real Spanish victory MY. Truth
Daily camera., 1897-04-24
Certainly.

Prisoner-f your honor will allow
me little time think can prove my
innocence.
Magistrate-All right; take 30 days
North American.
Daily camera., 1897-04-24
Safer to E1Ope.

He-Will you marry me if 1 ask you
father?
She-Fm afraid not.-TownT Topics.
Daily camera., 1897-04-24

ooh, no." replied the lady, with a
giggIe; 4 made an, appointment to
meet my husband here. .'-1onkers
Statesman
Daily camera., 1897-04-24
Up to Date.

"Why, frankie, what are you reading
in that book about bringing up chill
dren?"
''I'm just looking to see whether I'm
being properly brought up" p."-Fliegende
Blaetter.
Daily camera., 1897-04-24
priE1g
"'':: :;::: &: ;::::: ::$::: = :::::; ::; Is: 1ors
rnulate in the blood. @ -" ~ ~ ~ ~

The surface of the body being chilled the pores closed
and clogged and impurities which might pass off in
perspiration are forced back into the blood Besides
this, winters hearty food fats and sweets, contribute
more impurities.
This briefly explain the existence of Spring Humorsthose
unsighty erupuons painful boils annoying pmples and
other affections which make the of Hoods Sarsapa-
rla absolutely necessary at this season.
But with some people, impurities in the blood very
different symptoms The kidneys, liver and bowels are
overmatched in their efforts to relieve the cogged sys
tem Dizzy headaches bilious attacks, failure of appetite
coated tongue lame back indigestion that tired feeling
are some of the results
From the same cause may also come scrofula neuralgia
sciatca or rheumatism.
All these troubles and may properly be called Spring
Humors and just there is cause, cure is found
in Just one remedy, and that is Hoods Sarsapanla
Hoods Sarsaparia pur1es the impure blood.
Hoods Sarsaparia enrches that which is weak and thin
Hoods Sarsaparia vtalzes thlt which lacks vitality
Hoods Sarsaparla leads in Merit, Sales and Cures
For your Spring Medicne-to prevent or cure spring
Humors and build up your health, take
Daily camera., 1897-04-24
Prepared for the wor.t.

Dyer-What did your wife's bicycle
cost?
Duell-I can't tell until I receive the
Doctors bill-Town Topics.
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1897-10-27
To Die With Honor.
LA LUCIA SAYS SHE HAS
NOTHING TO LOSE
WHILE UNITED
STATES HAS
EVERYTHING.

Habana, Oct. 2o.-La Lucha in
an energetic leading editorial entitled
"War is Convenient for Spain, says:
"The sensational American press
is renewing the campaign in favor Of
American intervention, which, it says
will meet the approval of congress
Rather than that we should continue
enduring this sort of thing, it is pre-
ferable that our American friends
should decide to interfere. Spain
has nothing to lose. Her case is the
same as that of . poor man suing q
rich one. The rich man is alawys the
loser. Moreover, if Spain were to
go to war with the American Union
it would be proof positive that in
our national character still exists the
traditional Spanish honor, which we
would defend even more carefully
than our lives "
At largely attended meeting of
delegates of the trade associations
and Of the Unitad Merchants league,
together with others officially des.
cribed as particular admirers of
Lieutenant General Weyler, held in
the Spanish casino to-day, it was
decided to organize great farewell
noppolitical demonstration Gin honor
of Gen Weyler on the day he sails
from Habana
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1897-10-27
NO DEMONSTRATION.

Habana, via Key West, Fla 5, Oct.
20 IA special dispatch from Madrid
to Ell Dirario de la Marina says that
the government has cabled to the
Lieut.. Gen Weyler strictly prohibi.
ting any demonstration the day
of his departure for Spain, and init
mating that if these instructions are
not complied with by him he will be
held strictly accountable
Many army officers who consider
that Sagasta's policy of autonomy for
Cuba is dangerous to Spanish sover-
eighty, have applied for leave to re-
turn to Spain. Lieut. Gen Wey-
Ter has invariably refused these ap.
plications.
The word "treason" has been heard
of late in several quarters where ii is
believed that the government intends
to deliver the public Offices into the
hands of the insurgents, which, in
the opinion of critics of such a
course, would be equivalent to grant
ing independence.
Gen. Weyler has oabled the gov
ernment that although he has fixed
upon the 30th as the day Of leaving,
he may embark a day or two earlier
or later.
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1897-10-27
A Preachers Case.

In Georgia city lives popular
divine who is liked by all classes.
He is very fond of fishing and
hunting, and does not object to telling
a side splitting anecdote occasionally.
Here is one:
Once party went fshing.
There was some snake medicine
along, and one or more of the party
took too much aboard. In the even.
ing a terrific storm came up. As it
was nearing the party. one. more
pious than the result. knelt down at
the root of tree and began to pray
for protection. About the same time
one of those who had tapped the
Jug too often shouted:
"Come ahead, you blasted old cy.
clone |! Tear US all to pieces Blow
us to Halifax Hurrah for the
United States and Kincbafoonee ~
When he closed, the humble sup
plicant at the root of the tree raised
his horri6ed face to heaven and
cried
"Oh, Lord, don't mind what that
confcunded crazy fool is saying he
is blind drunk, as you can see for
yourself, and he don't belong to the
the church,. noway."-Atlanta Con-
stitution.