New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1897-04-21

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thinking what he would do if he had
81 100000. The fellows who got there
did SO by thinking whom they should do
to get the million. indianapolis Journal.
Neither man nor woman can live by
bread alune, and the bread of charity is
no more nourishing than the other vari-
cites. Mary Plummer of the Indepen-
dent church of Chicago.
A French doctor died the other day
at the age of 103 years. He must have
belonged to that large class Of men who
are unwilling to take their own medi-
cine.-Cleveland Leader.
If you doubt the permanency of the
Chicago platform as party creed, go a
mong the rank and file of the party and
measure the zeal and enthusiasm which
that platform has aroused, and you will
realize the impossibility Of taking
backward step.-Wm. J. Bryan at JEFF
ferson banquet.
| There is one phase of the TURKISH
question that does not undergo any
change. Whatever the powers do or
fail to do; whether the British lion
growls or the Russian bear grins; wheth-
er their Christian majesties protest or
of ~,
goes ON just the same.-Indianapolis
Journal. ~.
Men judge other mems religion by
their politics; women Judge mems poll
tics by their religion.-New York Press.
Life is not near as much lih~ :, grand,
sweet song as it is like who.,t,ing big
church choir.-New York Press.
Life is good deal like meal in
restaurant; the dishes you call for are
generally just the ones that aren't on the
bill of fare.
When a woman's face is homely she
regrets that people can't see her heart
Atchinson Globe. ,.
When a widower begins to act AS if
he had forgotten when his wife died, all
the women in town remember it.--At-
Crimson Globe. ~.
The faith your friends have in you is
beautiful thing; 50 is soap bubble.
We are grumbllng about the wet
weather, and because Of bad roads, and
that spring is holding back and all that;
the fact is, we are set of grumblers; a
kind of chronic affection is born ia us.
We never know when we are well-to-do
until real calamity overtakes US.
The season has arrived when a man
feels like a fool If he wears an
overcoat, and realizes afterward that he
is fool if he didn't. .-. ~.
! England's reckless bravery in pulling
down Cretan homes is attracting wide
spread admiration. She brings down the
house in every Cleveland PLAIN
Dealer. ...
| Western spectators are organizing a
great fish trust. It is on large scale,
of course.-New York Mail and Express.
If you must marry widow, marry
one whose husband is still living. lie is
liable to make mistakes, and cause you
to feel proud of yourself, but you can
never hope to be as great as dead rlv-
-Atchinson Globe.
"The angel troubled the pool,' OBJ
iscrves a Chicago contemporary. That
may have been the way 1900 years ago.
It is the supreme court that troubles it
now.-Kansas City Journal.
! Hon. Nick Pottgieser of the Minneso-
| ia legislature has drawn up bill pro-
hibiting the wind from blowing more
than fifty miles an hour. This IS to pro-
tect Popullsm from competition. Mem
phis Commercial Appeal.
4 We would be more interested in this
concert of the powers if they would fur
nlsh a program. Pittsburg News.
After much thoughtful research the
only reliable suggestion seems to be that
i the way for the farmer to advance the
price of corn is not to have any on hand
r. Washington Star.
The man tina. puts on nonchalant
air when he asks woman to marry him
lis the same boy that used to whistle
when he went past q graveyard at night.
Reflections Of = Bachelor IN New York
i Press.
Opinions are good thing to have in
life. bu. an extra pair Of suspenders is
often Of more practical value. Rams,