The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-06-02

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See Hopkins bargain counter of
shoes before you buy. 1t
The residence of J. d. Davis is being
frightened up by new coat of paint.
"A new brand of whisky for seaside
hotels is called "The Pink and Blue Sea
Sepent."
Best line of shoes at popular prices
for men, women and children at Miles &
Armstrong;. 1t
"A popular tombstone inscription of
the next century will read: HE always
rode his bicycle to the right"
Clothing is our special line. and we
guarantee you satisfaction at the lowest
possible price. Miles q Armstrong. 1t.
Milk shake at Amsler's. All the
new favors and they are guaranteed to
be made from the natura fruit and to be
pure. 1t
DO you appreciate good laundry
work? if 80 patronize the Dunkirk
Steam Laundry. Miles & Armstrong,
agents. It
Don't forget the grangers picnic on
Cropp Hill next Saturday, June 5. You
are all cordially invited no matter if you
are not grangers.
Don't forget to attend Prof. s. G..
Smiths Music Glass. 1t begins June 7,
next, continues two weeks, at Tionesta.
Lessons forenoon and evening.
An umbrella dealer cautions against
the double use for sun and rain of rain
umbrella. Silk wears, he says, as long
as its oil lasts, then it splits and cracks
and is gone. The sun dries out the oil
hence its harm.
Ambassador Bayard is home from
England and with him comes the log Of
the Mayfower. 1t had been in Lambeth
palace library since its discovery, in
London, in 1916. 1t will now be depos-
tied with the archives of the Common
wealth of Massachusetts as one of the
most precious treasures.
1t is now proposed to authorize post
masters and deputies to open letters on
which no postage stamps have been
placed, 10 learn the name of the writer
and avoid sending it to the dead letter Of
flee. If all who write would have their
names and addresses printed on the en-
velopes they use, as the postodice de-
partment requests, no such trouble
would occur.
Among the attractions of the coming
Fourth of July celebration at Jamestown,
N. Y, a bona fide railroad wreck is being
| discussed. Two locomotives are to be
qta rtaA nV,f la To-
Railroad company's track a mile start
and headed towards each other. The
throttles will be pulled wide open and the
locomotives are expected to be running a
mile minute when they come together.
Through the liberality ofa wealthy
gentleman of Titusville, the poor of that
city will have All opportunity ofreceiving
medical aid free of charge. DR.. Preston
Steele has been appointed to dispense
medical and surgical aid to the poor at
his Office every day. the appointment
| being for one year. and at the conclusion
of that time some other physician will
take DR.. Steele's place in the free dis
| pensary.
One reason why the people never
pay attention to signs and advertisements
daubed on old fences, stables and bridges
is because they do not know whether
they are reading the advertisement OF
some firm that is still in business, or one
that has been dead for years. When peo-
pie read the advertisements in a news
paper that is up to date they know that
the advertiser is alive and doing busi-
ness.-E5.
"A Kansas farmer wrote to his friend
in the east trying to give him some idea
of the soil out there. He said he had to
NOW the grass off the sod floor to find
the baby. One family near him had twin
babies with only one cradle, and the kid
that slept on the floor grew twice as fast
as the other. Where the soil was the
richest man dare not stand on one foot
any length of time lest one leg becomes
longer than the other and bothers him in
walking.
The work of closing down factories
and discharging employees goes bravely
on--IFtuSUiLLe AdVance Guard. Not very
bravely-not bravely at all, we should
say. Within three weeks the Inquirer
has printed notices of not less than fifty
to seventy-tive assumptions, improve
ments to old industries or establishing OF
new ones, in Pennsylvania alone. Hon.
or bright, now, aren't they much more
numerous than the shutdowns and dis
charges Philadelphia Inquirer.
Large full-grown cucumbers, cooked
daintily, may be digested with ease by
the most delicate stomach. Cut them in
to halves, then into quarters, then into
eights; put them in a baking-pau, cover
with boiling water; add a leaspoonful OF
salt, and simmer gently for twenty min
utes. Lift them carefully with stralner
arrange neatly on slices of bread, and
pour over them sauce made as for as
paragus, using for the sauce the water in
which the cucumbers were boiled.-Mrs
S. T. Rorer in Ladies Home Journal.
They seem to have some specimens
of that large division of the genus homo,
the ornamental young man, down in
Punxsutawney. Editor Smith says in
the Spirit: "There are a number o.
young men about this town who seem tc
have no other object in life than to put
on good clothes and stand around, ride
bicycles and eat. Go to work, boys
Spade garden. Do something. Any.