Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1897-02-19
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Sore dismayed wa the Boston maid
When fractured was her bicycle;
She heavcd a sigh and from her eye
There fell a limpid icicle.
Indianapolis Journal.
Reginald-My darling. will YOU share
my lot? Miss Uptodate-Is it city or
suburban Baltimore News.
She-The Misses Brown usually sing
duets. do they not? He-Yes; they di-
vide the responsibility.-Puck.
The maid from Boston swept the
street with her glance. 1t was notice.
able that the asphalt was covered with
q glare of ice.-Cincinnati Enquirer.
Men generally admire business sense
in a woman, don't they:" .'Yes; but
they admire it only in other mems
wives and daughters."-Chicago Rec
ord.
First tramp-The papers all say that
work is starting up everywhere. Sec-
Ond ditto-I know; isn't 1t awful? You
and l may be drawn into 1t yct.-Bos.
ton Transcript.
Across the board she winked at me
Nay-do not deem her conduct free;
wink was in its proper place,
For then l knew she held the ace.
Chicago Record.
First Artist-Where did Scratchwell
get his artistic education? Second art
its (savagely-At some school for me-
chanical drawing.-Cincinnati Trib-
une.
"Tell Elsie to hurry! If she doesn't
We'll miss the first act entirely!"
YOU'RE not going to get her there early
tonight. She's got Il new hat."-Chi-
cago Tribune.
SheI,Once you vowed that l was the
sunshine of your life. Now YOU stay
u night after night. He-Er-why-
don't expect sunshine after dark
Dublin Freeman.
How did l turn over a new leaf?'
he repeated dreamily. .vn, with about
1our myers. Eng with a start. he re-
called himself to his surroundings
New York Press.
HoaX-What! You buying Il bicycle?
thought You detested them. JoaX--
So 1 do. but I've been run over long
enough. Now I'm going to have my
revenge.-Spare Moments.
A solemn pause /! AT length he spoke;
His words We're full of strength.
The congregation slept. nor woke
Fol hours. He spoke at length.
philadelphia Record.
Chollie Chapington-Haw! l ALWAYS
say just what l think, don't you know!
Haw! Grace GOlightly-What an easy
time your vocal chords must have.-
Baltimore News.
Mrs. Riffraff had her husband ar
rested for cruelty what had he
been doing?" ''T'ried to make her stop
buying novels and read the encyclope-
dia.'-Chicago Record.
He seems to take after his father"
said the visitor. II don't when they is
apple dumplings." volunteered the lit
tie boy. "He don't leave hone to take"
Indianapolis Journal.
Shelf seems almost impossible that
you should love me. He-rhat's what
my mother says. How nicely you and
S1S "a SNN tAiOAAS II NOO tlMuAS iSEGG
like that.-Harlem Life.
"Thc holdings have at last agreed to
live apart" "Gracious. AS bad as
that!' We'll. it oun to as much.
They've taken a house in the suburbs.'
Philadelphia North American.
Don't you think football is IL terri
BILE sport:" asked Miss Nortlside of her
escort. We'll" replied the young man,
II will admit that it is a hair-raising
game.'-Pittsburg Chronicle Telegraph.
George just saw you coming from
the conservatory with Miss Goldie.
Rather handsome girl. but too resery-
ed for me. T~homas-Yes. l lust re-
served her for life.-Cincinnati In,
| Quirer.
Soon will the man who OWNS u sleigh
Declare there's none in it:
He will not rent it by the day;
He's rent it by the minute.
Washington Star.
1.-The papers say that after the fash
ionable wedding Mt st. .Jehu's yester-
day the entire bridal party went to the
horse show. Did you see them there?'
"Well, saw a number of grooms."-
Harper's Bazaar.
Attorney-On what ground. madam,
do you wish to apply for Il divorce from
your husband! Fair Client-On the
ground. sir. that he hasn't any ground.
He made me believe he had Il farm
Chicago Tribune.
Teacher-Johnny. what is wind?
Johnny-Wind, sir, is air put in mo-
ton. Teacher-Right. Next boy:
What is the of wind? Next boy
Rivalry for the prize-ring champion
ship.-BostOn Courier.
Mother-Wlen the boy in the other
house threw stones ut you. why didn't
you come and tell me? Bobby-Be.