Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1897-06-17
SuDeriOr to Imported Wine.

80 West 42nd st. New York,
Dec. II, 1898.
Alfred Speer, Prest:
Dear Sir:-I can say emphatically
| that l like your wines far better
| than any of the imported wines Your
| Claret. Sherry and Sauterne are very
\ fine and agreeable, the latter is my ia
vorite.
am yours truly, S. F. ROWLAND.
Instead of going into the ground tn
uerry business seems to be picking up.
| He: If l should steal kiss, would
| you miss it2
She: No; wouldn't miss a kiss for
the world.
Judge You are acquitted.
Prisoner to the jury: Very sorry gentlei
| men, to have put you to this trouble for
nothing.
Wife: That new girl sleeps like log,
l never can get her up.
Husband: Let the baby sleep with
| her.
A notice posted up in a Minnesota
saw mill reads-"The saws are running,
| no need to touch them to convince your
| selves
Poisons engendered by food ferment-
| ing in dyspeptic stomach are the dl-
rect cause of rheumatism, govt ibronchl !
It's, liver and kidney trouble, asthma,
pneumonia and many nervous ailments.
These results are prevented by the
use of the Shaker Digestive Cordial,
| remedy discovered and prepared by the
Shakers of Mount Lebanon New York.
1t is in itself a food and has power TO
digest other food taken with it Thus
it rests the diseased stomach and finally
masters the worst cases of dyspepsia.
1t acts promptly and fresh strength and
increase of weight soon follows The
first dose, taken immediately after eat
ing abates the pain and distress so
dreaded by dyspeptics Trial bottles
enough TO prove its merir-lO cents.
LAxoL is the best 1nedi cine for child
ren. Doctors recommend it in place of
Castor Oil
An eating house keeper advertised for
"a boy to open oysters about fifteen
years old. An oyster ought to be able
to open itself long before it reaches its
fifteenth year
Biggs, with effusion; Halloa, Whiffle
is that you? | heard You were drown
ed. Whiffie, with sadness: No, it was
my brother Briggs; What a pity.
Miss Quizzer; Do you belive all the
disagreeable things you read in the
newspapers? Miss Buzbuz; / do if they'er
about people / know.
Young wife, who is trying hard to be
practical: see eggs are firmer accord
ing to the market reports Husband:
Yes my love Wife: That means that
they are hard boiled, doesn't it?
KNOCKED OUT-A merchant says
Morrison Bros Cough Syrup has knock
ed out my sales on all other cough cures.
Captain Jawkins: No, I'm not exactly
engaged, but l have the refusal of two
or three girls Miss Ethel: What cap
ital way of putting it, l suppose you
have asked them, and they haYe said
no.
Moses; vat shall l charge for dis
coat, Rebecca? Rebecca: Six tollars.
Moses: But it only cost one tollar.
Rebecca: Vdl, you advertise to sell
regardless of gost, don't you?
ARMSTRONG'S-Lit System Pills,
the finest and best ever used, A true
liver pill that is sure to please.
Speaking of eccentricities, said
Propelton, my father is an example
He has not cut his hair for the half dog
en- years Indeed His hair must be
long by this time" ''Oh no. The old
gentleman was bald before then"
A Partisan mother-in-law said to her
son-in-law; 80 you were at the ball
last evening, and it isnot a month since
you lost your wife That's true, an
swered the culprit, with Il contrite air;
but l beg to remind you that ] danced
very sadlyr