The San Francisco call., 1897-06-15
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The CALL SPEAKS FOR ALL
The SUMMER MONTHS.
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NO EXTRA CHARGE. Fifty cents per month
for summer months.
There is nothing so rare as a ram in
June, and We have had it.
The Turks are gathering the harvests of
Thessaly ana the European concert is
reaping what it sowed.
Mr.. Bryan is nominally stumping the
country for free silver, but what he is
really working for is gold coin.
Now is the time to be getting ready your
subscription to the fund for the entertain
ment OF the Christian Endeavorers.
The President of France is not a
crowned head, but be gets all the royalties
that come in the form of attempted
assassinations.
LOuOOu cAptCkS " I6NCING anu SnttTIdiu
at fancy prices 5000 0O0 visitors during the
jubilee festivities, so it seems that royalty
pays well on occasions
DR.. Angel should go to Turkey if for
no other purpose than that of getting the
European concert to try the effect on the
Sultan Of the Ann Arbor veil.
1t is asserted that Sunday bicycling
leads to so many accidents in the East
tnat Monday is becoming known among
the druggists of that section as "arnica
day"
The gold Democrats of Oregon have
taken to the field with such force and in
such numbers that it looks as if the Bry-
antics will be able to find no standing
room in that Stale without taking TO the
woods
1t is believed in Washington that if a
list had been kept of ali the original Nc
Kinley men" who have applied for office
since the inauguration it would have
formed by this time a nearly com pletc
census of Ohio.
1t is ev IDENTIFY expected that the election
in Ohio this fall will be money tight from
the start, for expert politicians are quoted
as saying it will not be necessary for the
Buckeyes 20 trouble themselves about
making a crop
There are still a few calamity howIers
left in the country, but the greater num-
Der have found business revived to such an
extent that it Is more profitabl for them
90 to xI-orl- hon
ing that there Is no work.
Victoria is reported to have said recently
10 some OF the ladies of her court that if she
had foreseen the amount of fuss and worry
that has been made over the cele ebration
of her diamond jubilee she would never
have consented to have a celebration.
"
According to the Inter Ocean Chicago is
receiving about sixty carloads of straw ber-
rles day and the prices are so low every
body can eat them. Chicago, in fact, is
rapidly becoming a regular dumping
ground for Californian and Floridian lux
uries.
1t is said that Coxey has decided not to
attempt to form another army for a march
on Washington until the new tariff has
demonstrated its inadequacy, and if we
can only get the crank to stick to that no
tlon we are sale from Coxeyism for the rest
Of this generation.
1t is said that at the grand fancy ball to
be given by the Duchess of Devonshire
tha Duchess of Marlborough will appear
as Colum bia, gowned according to the
Vanderbilt idea of what Colum bia ought
to be, and the effect is expected to be
sufficiently dazzling to wreck a railroad.
The fight against scorching is assuming
such large proportions in Eastern cities
that before the summer is over eyery
healthy pedestrian may be carrying a
lasso and roping in bicyclers ut every turn
of the road. In one day Detroit Judge
imposed fines on forty-tour scorchers, and
Chicago threatens to beat that some day
by lining hundred.
A sanitary Bible for use in courfrooms
has been put on the market in New York.
1t is bound in celluloid instead of leather.
so that it can be washed, disin fected and
kept clean. Unless courtroom janitors
and cleaners are good deal more ener-
getic in future than they have been in the
past, however, IL IS not 1hcIy IDat the
new Bibles Will be any more enticing to
kissers than the OLD.
Although Pennsyivanians are called
slow it is noted that the farmers in that
State are taking the lead in applying elec-
trlcity 10 farm uses. A considerable num-
ber of them who have water power on
their farms have put in small dynamos
and are using the force 10 furnish lights
for their houses and barns, and in some
cases they expect to apply it to threshers
and other machinery.
II the report is true that British COM
pany has been granted the exclusive right
OF steam navigation on Lake Nicaragua
and the San Juan River for thirty wears
1t may prove something of a snag in the
way of the canal IL is probable, how
ever that the report is erroneous, for the
canal com pany has prior rights along the
waterway and Uncle Sam knows how to
protect them and enforce them.