Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1897-11-03
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Mr.. de Bar-You ought 10 see me
make one of my century runs. Miss
Spray-Oh, do try 1t now, | should SO
IKE to see you!-Detroit Free Press.
He-l love you madly. She-That's
what you have already told my friend
he-hes, but since then l have grown
more sensible,-Fliegende Batter.
Never marry woman unless she
VIII follow you round the word" "Ir
mad money TO go round the world |
wouldn't marry until got bacl."-Chi-
cago Record.
impossible People Whom were you
just now walking with, EdithY' NO
body, mamma" THAT'S what 7 sns-
pected. You must drop him at once"
Detroit Journal.
Pedestrlan-Have you no occupations
Beggar-Yes, sir; am collector of
rare coins. You haven't got spare
ten-dollar gold piece about you, have
you?-Philadelphia Record.
Boblin~Wagley has had his bleycle
stolen. Looley-Is that so? Well he
'At.t' viz Nph'oiatipi vi huONluG In1I lis
loss may prevent him from getting the
bicycle back.-Roxbury Gazette.
Does your wife object to your stay
Ing out so late of nights?" "A little:
but what really raises her wrath Is for
me to come home so quietly that she
doesn't know when l got in."-IndIan-
apolis Journal.
Jibson-I thought you could keep u
secret? Jabson--So | can. Jibson--
why didn't you keep the secret told
you the other day? Jabson-Because
when you told 1t, 1t ceased to be Sc
cret.-Puck.
Gaffer-Queer could never stand pros
perity. Bland-Why? Gaffer-Just as
soon as he began to make money, the
police swooped down and arrested him
FOR connterfeitlng.-Phll North
American.
DO not insist, my dear! sha'n't
tell you what l am going to give you.
Tor want to surprise you on our wed
ding day." Tell me quickly, then, for
the greatest surprise would be to see
You keeping your word."-Journal
Amusant.
Jenks-Doctor, l have a frequent and
intense desire to kiss young and beauti-
full girls. Do you think ought to get
married? His doctor-No; under those
circumstances you'd better not get mar
ried.-The Yellow Book.
Il have read repeatedly" said the
sad-eyed young man, never to ask a
young lady's permission when you
wished to kiss her." well, hope you
didn't" said his friend mo, l didn't;
but the young lady, l think, does not
read the papers. Puck
Il am afraid" said Maud, thought
fully, that Willie Wibbles will never
come here again" did he go away In
pet?" asked Mamie. "Well, some of
him did. Just before he started my
dear little dachshund bit piece out of
him. m."-Washington Star.
What a lovely bouquetr' "Yes; I'm
taking 1t to Mrs. Wells, as this is her
birthday" But l thought you were
not on very good terms with her now.'
Neither / am, but this is her fortleth
birthday, and she knows that l am the
only one who knows it."-Judy.
May ask" said the stranger, what
that party of men is?' Certainly" re-
piled Derringer Dan; 'its a vigilance
committee. Eff you happen to think of
1t, you might ask me ag'in In fifteen or
twenty minutes" "Will 1t be something
else then?" yep; coroners jury
Washington Star.
did you get an invitation to that
little blowout Nudge Is going to give?'
II haven't yet What sort of an affair
Is It." 'He told me over the telephone,
and l am not quite sure whether he
said stag party or jag party" Real
ly, now, what is the difference PIN
dianapolis Journal
A minister who formerly preached in
Somerville had little boy. \ few
days before his father left the city to
go to his new parish one OF his neigh
bors said to the little boy: $50 your
father is going to work In New Bedford
Is he? "Oh, no" he said; "only preach"
Journal
Miss Passleigh has had exceptional
social advantages" said one young
woman. "She has been presented to
the queen" ITS strange that l never
heard of It," replied the other. "Oh.
she never mentions 1t. You see, 1t oc-
Cured so soon after her majesty's coro-
nation" on."-Washington Star.
Traddles-Don't bother yourself try
ing to invent flying machine, old man
If you want to make a hit invent
kicking machine. The Inventor-What
would do with 1t? Traddles-Why,
set 1t up where it will catch the crowd
on the way home from the races
Town Topics.
A country curate calling on the great
lady Of the village introduced his newly
married wife as "a poor thing, madam.
but mine own;" whereupon the lady,
looking upon the curate severely, re-
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