The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1897-06-09
All Sorts Of Paragraphs.

all Sorts Of Paragraphs.
= Some men have gallon of words
to every spoonful Of thoughts.e
- Humboldt truly said, Cruelty to
animals is characteristic vice of gul-
gar people"
In Wisconsin, the other day. Mr..
Theodore Mint was married to Miss
Georgiaua Julep.
Look out that you do not discuss
politics, religion or love affairs ina
public conveyance.
= Taking it year in and year out,
the coolest hour of each twenty-fonr
is 5 o'clock in the moraing.
- Between Paris aid Berlin mail
matter is now transmitted in 50 min.
utes by the pneumatic process.
- 1t is estimated that there are
less than 10000 paupers inythe Japa-
nese empire with its population OF
81, 100000.
It is no unusual Thing for aeyes.
sci plying between japan and London
to carry ], 100000 % fans rs a single item
of its cargo. !.
-Amerchanta advertising his goods
gave notice that he would take in pay.
ment all kinds Of country produce .ex-
cept promises.
Bonds I'd the amount Of s1l2o,
100000 are hold by the United States
government as security for national
bank circulation.
-- An act by which we make one
friend and one enemy is a losing game
because revenge is much stronger
principle than gratitude
There are two kinds. of unhappy
people in the world-those who are
not known, and those who are. misera=
BILE because they are known too well.
A camel will work seven or eight
days without drinking. In this he
differs from some men, who will drink
seven or eight! days without working.
- Lord Chesterfield once remarked
that even Adam, the FIRST man, knew
the value of %politeness, and allowed
Eve to;have the first bite Of the apple.
- Do not be concerned about the
question, 'Shall We know each other
in heaven?" when you pass your next
door neighbor without speaking TO
him.
- care Spratt and his wife a happy
couple 2" "Oh, yes, they are happy
enough, except now and hen.when
they can't find anything to quarrel
about"
What is meant by realistic flo
ton 'sIt means the kind Of fiction
in which the writer gives his charac
tiers his own virtues and his neighbors
failings.. Z
iSSimon! Simon There are bur
glars in the house r. esThat' alright.
Mary. I made an assignment of
Everything to-day for tho benefit Of
the creditors. 0
1t is said that there is now one
telephone in the United States to-
every one hundred and n~inety-two of
the population, and the number is
daily increasing.
- It is cheaper to makes good road
than to make a bad one. The money
expended on the wear and tear of your
wagons, horses and harnessis enough
to make a good road.
- In the days of Queen Elizabeth
it was customary to strew green rushes
on the unexpected floor Of the actors
retiring room in the theatres, hence
the term green room"
- Owing to the increased demand
for India rubber, caused blythe use Of
pneumatic tires for bicycles and other
vehicles, there is said to be serious
danger Of a rubber famine.
= We cannot remember a night so
dark as to have hindered the approach
of coming day, nor a storm SO furious
or dreadful as to prevent the return of
warm sunshine and cloudless sky.
= Rev. Mr.. Winkwunk-My hear
ers, I shall have to ask your indul-
gence for a few minutes. forgot my
manuscript and have sent my little
boy for it. His son Coming in)-9
Marin couldn't find the writin, but
here is the book you copied it from.
- Preachers can tell others about
the Christian. religion I; %theologians
can explain it to others; but only
a holy life can show il to others.
Christ showed his religion to the null
titudes so clearly, so convincIngly by
His holy life, that they could see and
feel it.
= Mothers will find Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy especially valuable for
Group and %whooping cough. 1t will
give prompt relief and is safe and
pleasant. We have sold it for several
years and it has never failed so give
the most perfect satisfaction. G. W.
Richards, Duquesne, Pa. Sold by
Hill-Orr Drug Co.
A church journal says that the
infdel sneeringly remarks, Two
thirds of the church members Of this
country are women" And the same
journal casually mentions the fact that
"out of ~forty-fve thousands convicts
in the State prisons more than forty
three thousand are men," Now where
should the sheer be placed?
-"And you don't find it tiresome,
dear, all alone with me? You are
quite sure that you don't wish to 60
back to your bachelor life again ?"
He (earnestly)-Quite, my darling.
Indeed, married life is so awfully Jolly
that, you know, if you were to die to-
night, I'dget married again tomorrow.
= 1t may not be generally known
that none of the vessels of the trans
Atlantic companies start from the port
of New York on Fridays, owing to the
deep.seatcd aversion of sailors to en-
barking on that day, This singular
superstition is by no means peculiar
to English speaking people, but is
shared by those of all n%ationalities.
= Mr.. James Perdue, an old soldier
residing at Monroe, Mich, was Sc
verely afflicted with rheumatism but
rocoivod nrom nt rnlinf from main nv