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The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1897-04-15

A Glasgow lady has had a singular
experience. About the beginning %!
November last she paid a hurried visit
10 her business premises aud while
there lost the diamond from o. fayoriic
ring. Search was made everywhere Tor
the precious stone The shop was
given an extra sweep. the dust PLACED
in hair sieve and washed. but not
trace Of the los jewel was got Con-
Guiding that the diamond was gone
for good. the ring was reset and the
loss almost forgotten. when the own
cr's daughter. who had accompanied
her 10 the shop on the occasion, re-
marked: Mother. there's something
Ia the heel OF my right boot which
catches the carpet every step take.
See what Il b." was the reply. and
there. firmly imbedded In the solid
leather. was the missing diamond. SIN
gularly enough. during the past two
months the young lady had been In
the country and walked over the hard
macadamized roads Diamond. In no
wise injured. and boot heel are "a
Join the helrlooms Of the family. Ado.
laide Observer
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1897-04-15

In shoe, al the pack on every occasion.
There are many people here who fear
them and children won't go near the
woods on account OF the stories golng
round the post about the dogs.
There used to be only a few dogs
bu, now they make their appearance IN
packs OF half a dozen or twenty and all
running together, The sentrics shoot
NJ thtm but have not KILLED on any Of
late. Tor the dogs are growing umid
OF the rides aad keep back In the trees.
II the beasts keep on increasing they
will become such pest that the woods
must bo fenced against them.
"Thc reservation is oycrrun with
rabbits but OF late I think they have
not increased much. as the Wild dogs
1.-Two upon them You may see the packs
charge upon the cott0ntails and Run q
.tw Then yen hear tho snarl yolp.
giov ot dghtrg dogs and on they arl
again under cover
"lt would be q good thing n they
we're sole 20 eat up the rabbits, bccaus'
these utlc animals are q pest already
aud men come here with guns 20 shoot
them. causing no little trouble 20 them
selves AMI tte guard a few DAYS oce
o. man wen, huntnr for cotiontails and
/ forfeited his gun. So the rabbits are
/ LETT 10 the dogs exclusively. No. thcr'
| has been no instance where the WILD
/ dogs attacked men or children. hu, thol
atm sre not a class 90 Do fooled with
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1897-04-15

The fact tina, the biz European cities
have been growing so much faster than
those OF the United States Is pointed
out by Or. Albert shaw In his recent
book on municipal government, In Eu-
rope. In 1870 New York had 10000
more people than Berlin. In 1850 Ber-
lin had ou,stripped New York, and SIN
maintains its lead. In 1875 Hamburg
had SiS 900 people and Boston $4,000,
In 1890 Hamburg had 569,2GO and Hos
ton $4,000. Baltimore was once as big
as Hamburg. bu, Il has long been dis
tanccd. Breslau used 10 be smaller
than Cincinnati; Il has nov dls,ancod
o. Cleveland and Buffalo and Pitts
burg were all Ia 1850 bigger than
Cologne. but Cologao was much On,
biggest In 1890, Dresden is growing
more quickly than New Orleans. Han
over. though a sleepy place is growing
as Qlckly as Louisville or Jersey City
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1897-04-15

Il twenty-five. A man should be
year or 70 older than his wife"
"Yos." agreed. she Il very young
for a widow"
"Mueh too young" replied ST. crolx:
''that's one reason why she should mar
~ again."
True" I aid. How long has Il
been going onY"
lie considered for a few moments.
Il FIRST saw her." he said. slowly.
at ten minutes TO nine on Monday last
weckl"
MY dear fellow" exclaimed.
you must hurry up matters. the lady
will positively weary OF the courtship."
Just then the cab drew up with a
Jerk.
Here we are" said ST. crolx.
-Jur'a OUT"
Ahsr greeting our hostess. We sopa-
rated. Several people Of my acquaint.
ance were there, and l had TO 90
through the usual number Of duty
dances. Presently ] saw ST Croix com.
ing towards me,
ingram" he said. taking me by the
arm. come with me"
There Is nobody so exactlng as the
man In love.
"she a. waiting TO be introduced %
YOU" he said, as We made our way "a
the conservatory. Here. In a secluded
corner flor S. CrolX Is experienced d.
these mattersl. We found the lady.
Mrs. Fordyoe." said st. Croix. al.
low me to-"
"Mrs Fordycc"
I looked az her. then burst out laugh
ing
"nr. Migrant" she exclaimed.
"You know one another cried 50
Crolx. with a puEslcd look.
why" ] said. \ have known Mrs
rordycc since
''Yoa Dr. Ingram and 7 are CULT
old friends" she interrupted. with 1
glance a. me.
I understood,
"That is jonyi" ST. croIx said. hear,
ny.
an no, sure that Mrs. Fordyc0
agreed with him entirely.
The strains Of a waltz came througl
the open doors. ST. Crolx looked al hi
program.
"Bothcri" ne cried "lt's my dane
with the daughter Of the house. VIZ
YOU kindly look after Mrs. fordyee. In
gram"
II should be delighted" ! replied
and he hurried on.
A. soon as be had disappeared
turned 10 Mrs Fordyoe.
ITS an very odd. ] remarked
-whatf" she queried-"that yol
should turn out 10 be the friend ~
al crolx has been talking 10 my
aboutY~ -.
1 smiled; the anainsneaa o. IN
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1897-04-15

Young and pretty Miss Lille Cos
grove entered the pos,ofice at Grand
Bend. Pa. a few days ago with several
young ladies. and. clasplng one Of her
LEGS at point above the knee. looked
nxedly straight before her Girls"
she Nhispered 20 her companions.
when those men 20 out ! want 10 tell
you somethlng" The men soon de-
parted. and she released her grasp
upon her skirts. when a dead mouse
Tell upon the noor She tclt the in-
6uder cayorting about her. but sh,
never screamed a scream or tried "a
mount the table or the letter boxes
She Just grippad him, stood quiet ant
squeezed the life out OF that rodentl
body.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1897-04-15

claimed that the closer the ends Of N,
hair cllng together thai Is naturally.
without artificial force. the greater Is
the Intellectually the owner possesses.
A tendency to curl deno,os inherent
grace and poetic nature Straight hair
Is the sign OF a frm. positive and prac-
teal disposition. Such bad qualities
as troachcry and Jealousy are generally
found IN people with black, lustrcless
hair. Tho lighter the hair the more
sensitive and 'touchy" the owner gen
orally b. Brown hair mus, be- very
doflruble thing 10 possess. for the hair
readers say 90 Is always found on poo-
pie having in a high degree common
sense. good Judgment and reason. Red
hair Is a sign OF honesty anC also OF
clcycrncss Nothing whatever is said
about freaks oi temper as an uccompan.
imont 20 red hair. Il may be- therefor,
safe To conclude that another popular
idea has been dissolved hy the search
lIsht uf science and investigation.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1897-04-15
The children. orsan.or,nasr.

The Boston Herald tells a story o.
two little children living near Boston
and their special hand-organ man.
Every Friday afternoon the Italian APP
gears under the nursery window, and
just az regularly two blonde heads bob
Up and little hands are waved IN rec
ignition. After several visits Of thlF
North end troubadour. the small audi
ence made acquaintance with him
and would frequently beg him 10
play this or that tune. and ask an about
himself and his family, Had he any
little boys and girls2 Why. yes. indeed.
And then the children enlisted nam
mas good will. and nice cookies were
I sent to "thc organ name little boy,
and after a while bundles Of clothing
aud toys were waiting for the man
and an were received with the warm.
est OF thanks. on the day after Christ.
mas. when the organ began 10 tune up
/ the children were s,ill Ia the midst OF
I their holiday. but everything Wa.
dropped 90 welcome the Italian. an,
10 give him hh share Of Santa Claus
bounty. Then the poor fellow. IN hi
turn. handed ont a lc,tCT which hiN
wife had sent Co the children an,
their mother, thanking them To- thu
ou8iutcsi terms Cor all their goodness
lh. .DnfH uDf write herself the Ioffp|
said. bat her son was writing % to
her. and she hoped every bicselu'
would come TO such Kind people. VII.
had made them sl Sol happy u was
most touching ep.s,lc. though a goo'
Seal sollcd and almos ulcgIble. an.
its uucNpcctcducss was not the Lear
part o., the pleasure that % save "a
two chalrCn.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1897-04-15
BOOKS AND AUTHORS.

Prosecutor pobiedonostEcI Il deslr-
Gus OF having Tolsiol tried by tho holy
synod Of Russia Tor hercsy.
Boehms characteristic statue Of
CARLYLE on the Thames emhankment at
chelsea Is 20 have i,s replica placed In
Elinhurg.
Olive Schreinor Is ahou, to pay a WIS.,
Il to- England. Although she has pub
lishod little during recent years she has
not by any means been idle.
W. Clark Russell, the English nov
cllst. has been an invalid for nearly
/ twenty years His tales Of the sea have
an been written IN his London house,
| q having been over af,ocn years since
| De has seen the sea.
lola has recently declared that Max
/ Nordau. the author Of Degeneration
IA nothing more than literary dust
man" who has swept into his basket
an the ahsurdltlos and lies which ne,
nuatlng about ooncornlngtpromlncnl
men.
A physician. who Is also a pPn oI
letters. Dr. Gustave Toulouse. has ox
amlned Zola, explaining an the monta
as well as the physical habits Of N,
author. and concluding that he ia 1
superior degenerate" Zola was de-
lighted.
Jules Verne Is AZ present busy In thl
execution Of a plan to publish a sorlo
Of stories bearing on different ooun
tries. Unlike many authors. he think
Of the plot last. letting Il form In hi
mind as he reads up geographical. HE
tcrical and other books Of scientific na
ture on the part Of the world he Is 80
] Ing 70 treat.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1897-04-15

Unoanny O'Clock Gatherings under
phnsnhnrrarnnt Ilrhta

rhosphorcacent Lights.
In the restless effort TO find new
means Of stimulating the faded appe-
tltes OF social plcasure-soekers France
holds her own we'll. says the Nashville
Banner. Her latest and the most
freakish idea is the IS o'clock phos-
phorescent tea" which Is a eombina-
ton OF the stock In trade Of spiritual
istlc fakirB with the schoolgirl tricks
OF a Juvenile party. Five o'clock IN
France just now Is the twilight hour,
when curtains are usually drawn ana
lamps are NJ. Instead Of lamps the
guests. the furniture and the cups and
saucers furnish the light at the phos-
phorescont teas. On walls, ceiling d.
vans. chairs. carpets and costumes
there Is spread a phosphorescent SUD
stance that absorbg light during the
day and at night causes the room 10
glow with a weird, unholy light The
effect Is said to be so unearthly that
every one moves about the room Win
a cautious. timid step and the CONVEX
ation Is inyoluntarily carried on In
ubdued tones. as though a funeral
were the subject under discussion
CHASTITY and ghostly seem the guests
weird and woc-begone the faces OF the
servants who hand around the CLEAN
ing tea-cups. while the hostess. In he'
phosphorescent costume. looks Ike an
unholy wanderer from the spirit world
All that Is needed TO make the illu'
sion OF unearthinesH complete II th'
presence OF the ghostly musicians. who
half hidden behind banks Of phosphor
esccnt shrubhery. produce slow an'
mythical melodies from Instrument
that sparkle and flame with the SAM
b substance that ELIMINATES the tea
room. The substance used IL q paten
mixture that Is guaranteed not 20 emf
! an obnoxious odor. With the ordin
. airy phosphoresccnco the compan
: would either have to meet with door
and windows wide open. 10 allow Oh
. sulphuric smell TO escape. or run III
{ risk OF asphyxiation. SO much OF
10 success has Il become. IN fact. that n
. phosphorescent ball Is an event tina
o will come on IN Paris shortly. Tn
r programme Tor the ball Is based on th
b same idea as the tea. and the efeS
a will be stlll more weird and striking
q Instead OF the sulphurlc guests alitin
b. quietly around a rUom discussing e.
b. and exchanging gossip couples wraI
ped b. cleaning garments Of dull dam
A will glide around the darkencd bal
room like spirits OF the departed In a
= deserted halls OF a ruined mansion.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1897-04-15
A STRANGE ISLAND.
The Temperature Increases rs the
Mountain Top y neached.

The Temperature Increases rs the
Mountain Top l. Reached.
sabhallen. on the eastern coast OF
Siberia. presents very curious an
omaly OF cllNte. says Cosmos. The
island Is bathed by two cold ocean
currents. and in winter nothing pro-
tects Il against the icy northwest winds
coming from Siberia. At the sea level
the snow falls ntinually and stays
on the ground n the end OF May ana
the seashore Is very cold. Farther IN
land. especially as we 80 higher up
the climate is modlned-just the oppo-
site 20 what Is observed elsewhere.
Il has often been observed In Siberia
and In central Europe that In winter
the cold Is greater IN the plains and
the valleys. and that the highlands
have a sensibly milder temperature.
Il Is as n the denser cold air accumu-
lated IN the lowlands. This fact Is very
often observed In our climate. There
are several very good examples OF IT,
! All the trees and shrubs Of a valley
have been known TO be killed by frost
while above certain level, very clear
/ ~ marked out. on the hill or the noun
tain. the vegetation has not suffered
at all. The cold air often flows from
the SUBMITS toward their bases. Thu
Is what takes place at Saghalien. Thu
cold air accumulates In the low regioni
OF the island and on the coast. TIT
higher regions have a more elevated
temperature. so II happens that tn
lower parts have an arctic vegetation
while the intermediate attitudes hay'
the vegetation OF temperate zone
sometimes subtropical. The birch, tn
ash. the pine and the ar abound In tn
low regions and form often impene
trable forests. but toward the center o
The island appear bamboos. by
drangeas. azallas and other plants tina
one Is greatly surprised 10 meet an
whose presence can be explained onl
by the altogether abnormal climati
conditions Of the island.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1897-04-15

During the eclipse OF the sun last
summer. a party OF Russian observers
An FINLAND succeeded In getting ten
photographs Of the solar corona, which
have been combined Ia a picture re-
r,n,ly published in Nature. An enor-
p.ously long ftroamer OF light extends
enthusiastically from the sun 10 a
ignrth OF more than 100000 miles. OF
,bout nine times the distance OF the
moon from the earth.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1897-04-15
Character Told by tho Hair.

Il is a pretty hard thing TO conceal
ones true character nowadays. a new
Fad Is hair reading. and this Is said 70
give us away" In an unpleasantly ac'
curate manner. says an exchange. The
new science Is not fully developed yet
but It's devoiees have already discoy-
cred many interesting facts. and are
constantly searching for more, Fine
hair Is said 10 denote gentle birth. and
the amount OF care the hair shows will
determine the mode OF life. II is also
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1897-04-15

san Francisco Call. These canine va
grants are said TO be ferocious. al
though they rarely venture beyond the
confines Of the friendly forest that has
afforded them shelter and home.
Their lair lies somewhere on the hills.
hidden In a jungle OF trees and under
brush. and their daily menu il a choice
variety Of rabbits and quail that hll tho
woods out there. with water from
streams that empty into Mountain
lake.
The dogs-or AZ least some OF them
were once tame creatures. but they
strayed away from the conventional
and perhaps constrained path Of the
city dogs humdrum life to virgin fields
where thoughts OF tin cans TO tails
might never torture more. They wound
up In the government territory. away
from the pound wagon and small boys.
In time they formed a community and
began to increase In numbers until the
band now has a very respectable men,
befahlp. In Character II seems they
have one and all retrograded-gon
back a step or two In the social scale
for they are wild. shy OF man In the
open. but imbued with ferocity II
crossed IN the shrubbery where they
live end roam about. More OF the wolf
than OF mans faithful companion
shows Itself in them.
The bulldog got In among the pack.
Eaid an Officer al the Preside. "ant
now Il appears that brute's stronl
blsod has asserted Itself In the Who'll,
lot. That Is why they are considered
dangerous and why they are vicious
suppose. too. that as they are a men
ace 20 the people the order was issue,
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1897-04-15


As we ratified over some stones. st.
Croix suddenly shouted In my ear:
you'll see her tonight. lngraml"
had returned from the country that
morning: still deep In my thoughts.
replied:
mo such luck: she Is hundred
miles from town. and"
I stopped abruptly. as I caught a
glimpse OF his face. Fortunately he
had not noticed my observation. 80. ="
! continued. grasping the situation
you have once again decided that the
feminine interest In your life should
be eentered in one1''
Ingram. old chap" he said solemn
~, Its serious this timel" q have
heard this remark made before under
similar circumstancos.)
Il sincerely trust Il isl" ! replied.
A good-looklng. wealthy man, past
90. has no right 10 be unmarried.
This has happened whilst l have
been away7" added.
He nodded.
"And the maiden is" began.
st. Crolx actually looked confused
"wer. she's hardly" he said. awk
wardly, that is-of course she'i
young-well. the fact Is. she's a Wild
owl"
glanced at him reproaehiully.
"Any-er-"
'No, no." he replied hurrledly. %
course there are no children. Why
man. she's only young herself-hus
band died In Indla-feyer. snake bite
or some other handy thing OF thai
kind. o, no." no went on. with a smile
Il couldn't DO Il n there were any chill
dreni"
Have you actually proposed TO herr
mot yet" he replied. thoughtfully
"but I feel that Il II a. good AZ settled
Ingram" he continued. with an air Of
enthusiasm. shes adorable. She"
my dear 50. CroiK." said. "thea'
condolences remind me OF the good ole
days"
"Ah." he replied. with a sigh. "thiI
Il no boyish fllrtationl"
by Jovei" he cried. rs an ide'
struck him. you two will get on cap
italy together. Having both been Il
India. you will be able to-"
"chat about her husband3" l sug
gested.
st. Crolx looked serious
Poor childi" he said. IN a compass
alonaie tone. "she must have bee
very unhappy during that tlmol"
II ls strange how men generally r.
fer 10 their wives hrSt marriages 1
this way.
we are admirably suited" he cor
tinued. bis face lighting up. Il al
thirty, and she-well. ] should say 81
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1897-04-15

Tho courHing pike In running down
l's prey bohaycs marye.ously like
greyhound The unhappy little fish
turus this way and that, It's puruer
anticipating lts every motion MS a
greyhound does a hare, When a cours-
ing pike has selected its quarry. Il is
not 20 be turned from It's purpose.
Even whom the victim, IN an agony Of
terror, tries to hide amongst a shoal
% its comrades. i,s relentless Zoe soon
singles Go out and the chase O. renewed
tul % disappears within the gaping
Jaws of los raNonous Zoe.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1897-04-15

The prince OF Wales Is ever the most
thoughtfu and kindly Of men. only
a few mornings a go. attending the
funeral services OF a friend. found hts
royal hlghnoss among the little congre-
cation. d, was as early as 10 o'clock 90
The morning. and the princes duties are
exceptionally arduous Just now. The
lady who had died was not among his
most Intimate iricud0, but a desire Ia
show blindness and consideration Tor
her sorroWing people drew him toward
them nj this hour OF their grief and
distress Sketch.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1897-04-15

There ls no royal road TO a higher
civilization. Il win come as an eyolu-
lion ana ra the result OF somebody
clear thinking. The art OF living to-
rc,hor Is the highest Of an arts, hu'
takes the longest time 10 learn; but
there Is an lnoradlcable conviction In
the human heart that there is a better
way than by building our fortunes on
the Fulns u our iellows We want bet.
Ger education and better religion
Rev. A. ]. Wells.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1897-04-15

What are you botherlng your father
about" asked the boys mother. Il
want him 10 tell me a story, and he
says he doesn't know any" Perhaps
he viii make up one a. he gocs along.
Il ssked him TO- but he said he had
been tesiltyiug before an investigating
committee an day. and Il had used ~
an his material Warrington STAR
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1897-04-15

HERE isa band Of
wild dogs In the
woods on the Pre-
sldlo reservation
and they have
grown In numbers
and boldness 10
such an extent that
an order has been
issued 10 all sen
tries to shoot them
on sight, says the
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1897-04-15

DECRoIX. the de-
llghtful president
Of the Society for
the Prevention Of
the Abuse OF To-
bacco. must have
jumped for Joy at
reading In the pa
pers that the young
czarlna is so OPP
posed to the use OF
cigarettes that she
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1897-04-15

Probably the Oldest school house
now used In Maine Is situated IN West
Gardiner. and which h i0i years old.
Il has been known AZ the Merritt road
school house for half a century.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1897-04-15

Nudge think woman on a bicycle
h ono OF the ugllost sights there Is.
Yabsley She isn't half as disgusting a
spectacle a. a fellow on a tandem with
your own best girl.--lndianapolla Joan
nal,
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1897-04-15
both

Correspondent should Ike to write
for your paper You want the manu-
script sheet blank on one side, don't
youf Managing Editor-0n both sides
n you please. F1lsgoEde Blaestsr.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1897-04-15

An Australian contectloner has hit
upon the Idea a printing the news Of
the day upon q thin piece OF dough,
using chocolate instead OF ink. lie de-
livcrs these TO bis customers. who frst
read them and then eat them with their
coffee.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1897-04-15
WILD DOGS IN WOODS.
THEY INFEST THE HILLS OF
CALIFORNIA.

sentriss Are Ordered TO KIN Them
More OF the Wolf Than Of Mans
Companion shows Itssif In These
Animals.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1897-04-15

~ Portland. Ne. the other day Neal
Dow. the gscat leader Of the inyincihlo
temperance cause, celebrated his nine
.y-third birthday The day was made
he occasion " great rejoicing among
the populace and many prohibition
leaders O. national fame came from
different parts. Mg. Dow was born In
Portland. March 20. 1894 lie Is Of
Quaker parcntagc. In 1851, while a
member OF the state legislature. he Sc
cured the passage Of what Is called the
Maine Law" which. under severe pen
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1897-04-15
ADJUSTING AFFAIRS.

HAD dined with 81
Croix. and We were
now on our way 10
some undressing
people who " ere
giving a dance.
Since entering the
cab the converse
ton had slaekened;
apparently we both
possessed I'm pie
food for reflection
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1897-04-15

aliles. prohibits the sale OF intoxlcat-
Ing liquors. In 1854 this provision was
incorporated "a the constitution OF the
state. lie was twice chosen mayor OF
Portland. and during the civil war
served as hriFadior-general OF volun-
tccrs, holding at different times three
separate commands. lie was twice
wounded and once taken prisoner lie
resigned from the army In 1864. In
1850 he was tho candidate Of the Ma
tional Prohibition party for preslden,
OF the United States.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1897-04-15
Chicago Is one Of the greatest bicycle
cities on the globe.

In Christian art the horse symbollzes
goodness and generosity.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1897-04-15
WOMEN USE TOBACCO.
SOCIETY WORKING TO DOWN
THE USE OF CIGARETTES,

Empress Of Austria Has the Habit
Much Rejoicing In some Circles
over the Attitude OF the Young
CEarina.