Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1897-12-03
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DaRe-pOolVlve1yW W6rranteu anu t0OTOug0.
ly tested-self. .propelling, self.adjustabls,
with double -jointed. back.
action movement-wsrranted not to rip, !.
ravel or run down at the heel-warrapted
not to break in two Of its own weight
like the groundIess assertions Of = =.
/ wish to suggest that this professional
Howler be placed in contact with an in
strument for recording sound, that his
melod,ous yellow.dog "yip" may be heard
q thousand years from now. as in all
probability another such will never be
born. As matter Of fact. 1t is not pleas
ant for me 10 he accosted by w. B. An.
drus every time I 20 to Winona for my
mail. and to have him demand the facts
in regard as to whether l have paid my
taxes and doctor bills; and, then, when I
volunteered the Information to the effect
that had the receipts for both in my
house. and could show them. he insisted
that was liar. l hope H. w. Alien
will be gentleman enough to either ap-
point him deputy treasurer or advise the
pesky little devil to mind bis own busf.s
ness. In print he swoops down upon mo
like vulture with little cigarette story
that is purely simple and absurd. Now.
as have been acquainted for some time
in this county and have made my homo
here. will leave it to the people to Judge
for themselves whether made the re-
marks he says l did or not. Since then
one Of the schoolgirls has told me that
she once smoked cigarette and did not
care who knew it. lhonor the little miss
for the position she has taken. Her
mother also says she once smoked por-
tion of cigarette. Tobacco may be
detrimental to tho physical and mental
organizations; but the writer does not
grab the idea for a moment that the use
of tobacco il derogatory to the character
of any one. Away back in colonial day.
the mothers and granGmothers Of
some OF the best blood that was ever
sacrificed for the freedom and indepepdI
ence of these United States Of North
America sat in front Of the old-fashioned
Fireplace and enjoyed the cigarette or
pipe, their only consolation. in tho
absence Of the husbands and sons that
were fighting for their lives, their wives
and their country. These ladies never
dreamed Of the use of tobacco being
derogatory to their character, and ever
since, even down to the present time,
ls,iies Of the highest social standing have
indulged in the moderate use Of tobacco.
And 1 will 20 still further by saying tina,
l know Of ladies in this immediate
vicinity that use tobacco that are as high
above Three Stars socially as the heaven.
is above the earth. wonder if the
thought has ever entered into the dwarfed
Uranium and pincled brains of W. b
Andrus that the use of tobacco is deroGa.
tory to his character. Three Stars sayl
that l got the worst tongue-lashing Fri
day that ever received in my life, and
what is worse than all it was administered
by woman. But he forgot 70 tell tha
he himself got severely horse whipped
fifteen minutes previous. Come again
Mr.. ~ =, and if don't do good Job
won't charge you anything, and il l draw
blood will pay the usual fine Of IS, &C
cording to law in such cases made ani
provided.
Next! FRANCIS G. WALKER.