Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1897-04-15

heel's HIS oNefcoat unDuttOned wh "a
has ON dress suit.-New York q Z
What on earth induced vou BIZ
You gave that waiter So for #, n
he was the worst | ever" ,gr
just it, my dear. | wanted to a.
him to retire. ."-Bazar. t
Shelf you were to find that Il
lost all my fortune-every Denny Ie
would you hesitate to carry or
engagement? He-I would besit, IL
nothing.-Indianapolis journal
"The Romans" said the To-, h
were good at bridge building N
should say they WERE" murmuns 1
bad boy on the back seat. "I0l
her observation-disclosures Times
Mrs. Cohn key, who is dat 4,
frond room nit papa? Ikey-A NJ
ity student vas looking for a fuul
room. Mrs. Cohn-Ikey, 20 oud MI
nall undt vissle Il hymn.-Judge
"See here, young man." said the
father, "if you don't come home e,lI
after this, I'll know the reason vi
Glad to hear it, Governor: that
save all explanations on nv part y
troit Free Press.
DO you pray for your dear tea,
often, Tommy asked the yisltn
the school. "Yes, thir," replied Ton
the Truthful, whenever thee viii
me | pray for the devil to git hs
Cincinnati Tribune.
Little Boreham relatlng his And
observation-disclosures | stood, the n
bic abyss yawning at my feet 7.
brute Brown-Was it yawning vi
you got there, or did it start after
arrived?-London Punch.
lkey-VOt's der shtrangest ting
effer happenet to you. fadder?
lsaacs-A fire dot | hat lasd YEA,
Delaney Shtreet. Ikey-Vot vas
shtrange apOud dot? Mr.. Isaau
wasn't eXpegding it.-Puck.
Il wonder" said the young N
whether there is much money to
made by writing novels" Some
haps," replied the professional an
uensis, but not as much as by u
writing them. m."-Washington Star
Drusilla-I did not see you at
Nanblunt reception last night, d
Dorothy-No; but l hoped to be abb
go, up to the last moment, but
prevented. Drusilla (sweetly)-Ye
know the invitations were limite
Puck.
First Artist-Did you paint Sta
the tragedian, in that tragic role
Second Artist-No: that's off. r
Artist-What's the trouble? Sec
Artist-Well, he'd assume the post
right, but couldn't keep it-there wa
any applause.-Puck.
Count, | shall want little luncl
after the theater." Yes. mon al
Eet is quite propaire. But may
one small questione? "Certai
What is it?' "At wheech restaul
does your worthy fader run a bill
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Grymes-The bride was quite a p
lar girl, wasn't she? Gobang-Yes
deed. The Daily WhoOp sent I
sporting editor to report it. He pri
list of rejected lovers half a coll
long under the heading, Among II
Who Also an."-Truth.
who Is that bloodthirsty-loo
gentleman standing by the theat
asked the guest. Col. Gore. from
tucky," the clerk answered.: but
shouldn't judge a man by his looks
Is not blood the Colonel has n thirst
Oh, no."-Indianapolis Journal.
A woman was arrested in Bro
the other day for wearing out
slat on her oldest son. She was
much surprised, and told the mi
trate that she had no idea that it
n violation of the law for a woma
bang her heir."-Tammany Time
"Our new neighbors are very pol
said Mrs. Perkasie to her husl
when he came home at night.
they? Eyes; l sent to borrow {
stepladder and they told me
hadn't one, but If I'd wait awhile tn
send and buy one."-Harper's Baz
well, what's your kick now?" a.
the manager, as the soubrete ent
his office. "Six feet nine inches"
replied promptly. Consider you
engaged for my summer extrava
"a" he returned quickly; that's
inches better than last Chi,
Evening Post.
She-l understand that Miss Kro
played on the piano at the receT
last night. Did they appear to e
her performance? He-Oh! imme
ly. 1t was the most enjoyable tim
the whole evening Evaryhody