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The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-05-05
An Paglo as am Alarm Clock.

Mr.. W. LIE @. Beard, in st. Nicho.
las, tells of tame eagle he had as
pet in Arizona. Mr.. Beard says;
The hslf-breed in whose charge he
had been left told us he was far better
than an alarm clock, for no one could
sleep through the cries with which he
greeted the rising sun and his notion
of breakfast time; and while an alarm
would ring for only half a minute,
Moses was wound up to go all day, or
until he got something to eat. But
his guardian treated him kindly, and
Moses grew and thrived, soon putting
on handsome suit of brown and gray
feathers, which he was very proud of,
and spent most OF his spare time in
preening.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-05-05
A Peculiar Complaint.

Duke George, of Saxe-Meiningen,
who year ago met with serious ac-
cident in Italy, has in consequence
become the victim of a peculiar COM
plant. His hearing has been partially
destroyed in such manner that he
hears some notes higher, Others lower,
than they really are. Music OF every
kind, therefore, has become torture to
him. as it seems to him horribly dis
eordant. The physicians say that this
can never bo cured. -Chiclgo Record.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-05-05
SWEET ISLE OF DREAMS.


Sweet Isle Of Dreamsl my heart would faiD
Rest there, forgetting all its pain;
The wild waves all their clamor cease
Aud melt upon its sands In peace.
Upon its shore we lnd sweet rest,
The perfume Of the gardens bIest
Tho holy stiffness and the calm,
To weary hearts Is healthy balm.
Sweet Isle OF Dreamsl no discord Jars
The ear attuned; no harsh sound mars
The music floating on the air,
The song Of seraphs, pure and fair.
But all is peace and Joy aud love,
Like that OF heaven far above,
Where angels, clad in garments white,
Chant hymns of praise in realms of light.
Sweet Isle of Dreamsl Fair Land Of sleep
Ger us the angels vigils keep;
Perchance our spirits with them roam,
Aud that they tell us of their home.
Or Il may be they come in dreams,
To wander with us by glad streams
In gardens fair; and what we see,
Waking, we hold in memory.
Henry Coylc, in Donahoe's.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-05-05
This Cow Dieted OH Nails.

NJ. II. Reynolds, of Factoryille,
Penn, few days ago sold COW to a
butcher, who killed it for beef. When
dressing the carcass he noticed
something very hard in the
stomach, and, upon investigation,
found over a quart of assorted
nails, from a stub OF a horse nail TO a
ten-penny nail Strange as it may
appear. the COW never suffered any in
convenience from the nails being ID
her stomach,
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-05-05
Pictured History.

The lively optical instrument with
many names, but known in England
as the animatograph, is to be used to
preserve for posterity living pictures
Of Princess Maud's wedding, the
Derby won by the Prince of Wales.
the coming jubilee of the Queen, aud
several types OF London street scenes.
The celluloid films bearing the views
will be inclosed in several tubes, and
ought to be good for many reproduce
tions a thousand years from now
Chicago Inter Ocean.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-05-05
AN APpREHnNsrvE rArHEa.

'I think, said Mr.. BlykiDs, "that
I'll send a note to Willie's teacher and
tell her to stop his geography lessons
till next term"
81 don't see Why" replied his wife.
''The class has just started in on the
map of Europe; and the higher he
passes in his examination the harder
it will be to start in and learn it all
over again when King George and the
Sultan get through with what they are
going to do to the boundary lines. -
Washington Star.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-05-05

In recent lecture on the cultiva.
tion of the memory, Professor A. P.
Lyon declared that after trying all the
mnemonic systems he had at last como
to the conclusion that the only secret
OF being able to remember things was
attention, association and repetition.
The next most important principle is
that OF classification. Tho lecturer
did not, however, venture to suggest
any infallible method of recalling
things, and even confessed that that
very day he had received a note bog
ging him not to forget that he was tc
lecture on Memory" in the after
moon.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-05-05
AZ OPINION 1NpoRsEp.

''Dis here piece" remarked Plod-
ding Pete, ''sounds an impressive note
o. warnin.' 1t says us Americans orter
take longer for our meals.
$50 we ought" replied Meandering
Mike. "We orter take more time,
an not waste minute of it, neither"
Washington Star.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-05-05
now run ApMIRA1 wENr AwAY.

The Admiral is paying a semi-ofieial
visit to one OF the battleships, and has
eignalled to the flagship for his flag
lieutenant to come to him.
The flag lieutenant. dubious as to
the correct dress, goes in quest of the
cabin door sentry IA marine).
'Sentry, did the Admiral 60 away
in his cooked hat?"
Sentry-'No, sir, in his steam
launch."
Collapse of ''Flag Jack. Answers.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-05-05
A RUTHLESS SUGGESTION.

81 WONDER" said the young man
who is able but exceedingly loquacious.
"why it is that genius is not appre-
ciated until after he is dead"
"Perhaps," was the cold-blooded
answer, ''its because in so many cases
he insists on boring his friends up to
the time of that occurrence. Wash
ington Star.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-05-05
HEn srANDARD OF BEAUTY.

''She said she thought I was looking
well, remarked the young man who
was looking pensive.
''U'm-yes. But you'll notice that
the next minute she asked me ii did
MT think her pet bulldog was the
handsomest animal in the city. -
Washington Star.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-05-05
The Reading of a Good Book.

A pump may be connected with a
very deep we'll OF very good water, and
yet need pitcher of water to be
brought from another source to be
poured in at the top before it can work.
So with the mind, sometimes. The
reading of a good book helps it into
running order.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-05-05

DR.. Jameson, the leader of the
TransvAal raid, says the undertaking
was great mistake, for the simple
reason that it failed. That appears
TO be the essence Of British public
opinion on the whole enterprise.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-05-05
THIS Is CHASTITY.

"You are doing right we'll to-day"
said the match.
"Oh, yes !" answered the natural gas.
'lt is cold day when 1 get turned
down at headquarters. indianapolis
Journal.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-05-05
A NATURAL QUESTION.

"My little girls eyes are the color
of the sea-" said Margie's Papa hold
ing the small miss in his arms.
''An' is Eat why re tears tas' SO
salty?" she asked Puck.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-05-05

President Sharplcss, of Haverford
College, thinks thero is roomsin the
United States for o flrst-rate small
college.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-05-05
WHERE REFORM BEGINS.

Josephine has an interesting meas
uro to put before the mothers con
gress.
"What is it?"
"She wants law compelling every
woman who has q son to remember
that he will probably be some other
woman's husband. "--Chicago Record.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-05-05
NOT REo1PRooArED.

; Mrs. Newrocks-"I like our new
butler very much"
Mr.. Newrocks-" $50 do I; but,
somehow, I'm afraid he has poor
opinion of us. Puck.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-05-05
IN THE JURY ROOM.

First Juryman-"Thst lawyer was
very complimentary to us in summing
up"
Second Juryman-"de was, indeed !
He fattered us so eloquently that ]
forgot he was wasting our time.
Puck.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-05-05
THE MERRY SIDE OF LIFE.
STORIES THAT ARE TOLD By THE
FUNNY MEN OF THE PRESS.

Brighter Lights-IIer Standard of
Beauty-Not Reciprocated-Wiso
Advicc-A Good Reason, Etc.
My sweetheart rides hor wheel at night,
Yei shows no lantern proper;
Her Dyes, so bright. shine full OF light,
Aud foolths watchful copper.
Cincinnati Conmerclal-Trlbune.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-05-05
AMAToRY.

Leola-"Don't you think they are
two souls with but single thoughtP"
Hazel-''Well, l shouldn't wonder.
They are both making fools of them
selves. Truth.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-05-05
WHENEVER AWAKE.

New Boar der is the land
lady scold;ng aboutP"
Old Boarder -"About two.thirds of
the time"
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-05-05
A DEFINITION.

Schoolmaster-" poet is called
word painter; now, Tommie, can you
name me great poetP"
Tommie- "Dadl He paints sigus."
New York Herald.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-05-05
A GOOD REASON.

yth--"What makes you think
Bogyett is a good bookeeperP"
Browne-"He never returned the
ones l loaned him. "-Twinkles.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-05-05
y There are twenty.six monnrchies in
Tho civilized world.

For world in which there is moth.
ing new under the sun Truth thinks
there are lot of discoverers.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-05-05
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The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-05-05
MY FIRST PATIENT.
nY MARC BoYEN.

Y MARC BoYEN.
HAD been a Yeek in my
new apartment. A week
"a short time-and yet
il seemed in the retro
spect like an endless
succession OF days, each
one of which contained
the dreams and hopes OF
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1897-12-28
A.. n. & =, X. Time Card

Under the new schedule in effect De-
ctmber 13, first train leaves Santa Fe at
1855 p. m. connecting at Lamy with
train No. at 4:55 p. m. No.
carries local passengers between Lamy
and Albuquerque, and west of Albuquer.
to California, this train also connects at
Lamy with train No II, and carries pas
sengers for Albuquerque and points
south, connection is also made on this run
with the Chicago Limited eastbound on
Wednesdays and Saturdays, this train ar
rives at Santa Fe at p. m.
Eastbound first train will leave Santa
Fe at $40 p. 10. returning arrive at Santa
Fe at 11:45 p. m this train carries local
passengers between Ell Paso and La Junta
and has through sleepers to Kansas City;
second train leaves Santa Fe at 1915 q.
M, this is through train from California,
and has through chair car and Pullman
for Denver, Colorado Springs and Pueblo
No. westbound, California Limited
leaves Santa Fe on Mondays and Fridays
at $3.50 M, returning arrive at Santa Fe
10:40 a. NJ; the Chicago and California
Limited trains will only run twice week
each way until further notice.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1897-12-28
xatsre 10 TaxnaYera.

At the last meeting of the board of
county commissioners of Santa Fe oouL-
ty, the following resolution regarding
the collection of taxes was passed.
1t appearing to the board of county
commissioners, that it will be for the
best interests of the county and in order to
induce delinquent taxpayers to pay taxes
due, there be and it is hereby resolved,
That the collector of taxes for the county
of Santa Fe, be'and hereby is authorized
aud directed, TO receive for all delinquent
taxes, due and delinquent up to and 10.
cluding the year 1895, as percentnm OF
the amount of such taxes due and de)in-
quent, being for the years 1882, 1888,
1884, 1885, 1885, 1887, 1888, 1889, 1890,
1891, 1892, 1898, 1894 and 1895, giving his
official receipt for such rs peroentum in
full for said taxes and abating the amount
of 25 peroentum hereby authorized, pro
vided that ell such taxes due and delin-
quent for the years above specified be
and are paid during the present month
and on or before the 3lst day of Decem
Der, 1897 FREDERICK MULLER,
Collector
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1897-12-28
THE BETTER BARGAIN.
A Minister'S Story Of Shaky Pulpit an
rhurch pillar


A Minister'S Story Of shaky Pulpit and
Church Pillar.
II can remember very distinctly, y the
minister was saying, when + was in very
truth passing through the wilderness of
my calling hoping every day and never
quite doubling that after awhile Canaan
would gladden. my eyes and give rest to
my weary mind and body, for l think
when preachers row is hard to hoe it
is very hard indeed My salary was about
$40 u year and what could pick up, and
the picking wasn't anything to boast of.
The bulk of what salary did get was paid
by most exemplary Christian woman OF
our congregation, who also very largely
met the other expenses of the church,
but as she was rich for the section in
which she lived the b .den was not toe
heavy.
'But the poor little church was nearly
as badly dilapidated as it's poor little pas
tor and after year or two of preaching
in it the pulpit became so unstable that
was afraid it would fall down with me,
and in order to reduce the strain upon il
to the minimum restrained my emphasis
to such an extent that the congregation
complained of my lack of animation. Up
on this I went to see the main prop and
pillar of the church. 1 told her what was
needed and what she already knew as well
as did but she shook her head.
"'Well can't preach in it unless some
thing is done, said with considerably
more emphasis than would have used il
the pulpit.
"'How much will it cost?' she asked
"'About S34.'
!" Thirty -four dollars? she nearl,
shrieked. Then let her voice fall. .
guess she said, we'd better change
preachers And for the year or so I stale
there preached from the pulpit steps. -.
Washington Star.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1897-12-28
WEST BoU ND
EAST BOUND

Connections with main line and
branches as follows:
At Antonito for Durango, Silverton
and all points in the San Juan country.
At Alamosa for Jimtown, Creede, Del
Norte, Monte Vista and all points in the
San Luis valley.
At Salida with main line for all points
east and west, including Leadvil,e.
At Florence with II. Il O. O. R. B. for
the gold camps of Cripple Greek and
gictor.
At rzeblo, Colorado Springs and Den
YER with ell Missouri river lines for all
points east.
Through passengers from Santa Fe will
have reserved berths in sleeper from
Alamo So if desired.
For further information address the
adders igned
T. ]. HxLM, General Agent,
Santa lie, N. M
q Z. EoorER, g. P. L.,
Derver. Colo
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1897-12-28
Not a Pleasurable Day.

The man was wealthy and still
young northern squire, selfish and self
indulgent, childlesf, which was fortu-
nate, for he was unfit 70 play fathers
part and suddenly widowed. It was to
the funeral Of the wife that my friend
was professionally invited. 1t had not
been happy marriage. The man was
gloomy, not because Of the bereavement,
but because of the solemnity and seri-
BUSINESS it entailed.
He would have gone away if he had
dared and left her relatives to bury her.
He did not like them and swore he
would not be shut up in carriage with
any one of them--he would ride alone.
mo-" said my friend, who had great
influence over him Gas indeed he had
over most people with whom he was
brought into contact). "You must not
do that. = There were good reasons why
be should not have gone alone. If you
will not go with your relatives, you
must 60 with the clergyman. = 1.-THE
clergymanl Well, il must, must,
but IT will quite spoil my day. james
Psyn in Nineteenth Century.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1897-12-28
Holiday Hates.

For the Christmas and New Year holi
days the santa Fe route will place on sale
tickets at one first clase fare for the
round trip to points in New Mexico, in
cluding Ell Paso, also to Denver, Colo,
Springs, Pueblo and Intermediates. Dates
Of sale: December "a, 25, 81 and January
l, 1898, good for seturn passage unit
January 4, 1898. No stop-overs allowed
H. 8. LuTz, Agent,
W. j. BLACK, g. P. A., Santa Fe, N. M
Topeka, Kas.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1897-12-28
MARY AND JEAN.

How oft at dusk did Burns along
The banks of Ayr appear,
A melancholy child of song,
Musing amid mournful throng
OF recollections dear?
Tho kindly after years had healed
The wound within his breast.
Fair Jeans devoted love revealed
That happiness which death concealed
When Mary went to rest
He fondly scanned his BARNS at play
About the cottage door,
Toiled stoutly onward day by day.
Obedient to honor's sway
Which bound him evermore.
And yet mayhap in some lone place
Where Ayr's clear waters roll
His dreams at eve recalled the grace
Of sainted Highland Mary's face
The mistress of his soul.
He loved, and who that loves today
Shall grudge the pensive hour
When, clad in sorrows mantle gray,
He paused beside Ayr's quiet way
To WOO oblivion's power2
What dreams were his of pleasures deep
That he might never know!
Perhaps, though years his secret keep,
Thinking Of her who fell asleep,
He deemed twas better SO.
Frank Putnam in Chicago Times Herald.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1897-12-28
Legal Notice.

Legal Notice.
In the Matter of Vol District Court, Santa
untary Assignment Fe County, Territory
Albert c. Teichmann, X o. No. SeS ssss. .N''''
for the benefit of his
Creditors.
To whom it may concern: l, the under
signed assignee herein duly qualified, do
hereby give due notice pursuant to statute
| that have appointed and do hereby appoint
Monday, the tenth day OF January, u a.; Z D. 1SsS'
Esq, on the northeast corner of Washington
Avenue and Palace Avenue, in the city of
Santa Fe, in said county of Santa Fe, (said
city being the county seat where the inven-
where will proceed publicly to adjust and
allow demands against the estate and effects
of the assignor herein; and do hereby give
further notice that shall attend at the place
above designated, in person, on the day above
specified and shall remain in attendance at
secutiye days thereafter. and shall commence
the adjustment and allowance of demands
against the trust fund herein at nine O'Clock
a. M and continue the same until five o'clock
| o. m. of each of said three days; and i do
hereby give further notice pursuant to the
| stature iD such case made and provided, that
all creditors who, after being notified, by
letters addressed to them respectively by me,
at their known or usual place of abode, at
| least four weeks before said above appointed
mated during the times mentioned and on the
| days above specified and lay before me the
| nature and amount of their demands respec-
lively, shall be precIuded from any benefit OF
said estate.
| GEO W KNAEBEL,
| Atty. for Assignee, Santa Fe, NM.
Dated, Cerrillos, n. NJ. Dec. 3, A. D. 1897.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1897-12-28

Think what it means to be able to 60
right through from Denver to Omaha,
Chicago, Kansas City or st. Lou1s--to ea'
Ahen you wish-to sleep when you feel
like Ito smoke when the notion strikes
you--to live as comfortably and fare as
nmptuously as if yon were in the finest
MOTEL in the continent.
Yet these are just the things the Bur-
lington's "Vestibuled Flyer" offers.
The FLYER leaves Denver at so p. M
Tickets at offices of connecting lines.
CIV. Vallery, General Agent
1899 18th ST., Denver.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1897-12-28

HOInestBHu EiIIFy NO. 9UFU.I
LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE. N. \

LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE. N. M,
November 81, 1917
Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice of his intention
to make final proof in support of his claim,
and that said proof will be made before the
register or receiver at Santa Fe, N. NJ, on
January 8, 1897, viz. Juan Crisostomo GU
rule, for the n u, Sc II. sec %, tip II IL, 10 Q.
He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upon and cultiva-
tion of said land, viz:
Sambrano Gurule. Marcos Castillo, Tomas
Quintana. Juyencio Quintana of Santa Fe, N.
NJ MANUEL X. OTERO,
Regist r.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1897-12-28
Illustrated
! Special Edition
| New Mexican

Can be had BY applying al
this ofice. II 10 full of mat
ter describing the mineral,
agricultural, horticultural
ana oil the varied resources
OF New Mexico. Just the
thing to send to any one
inquirirg about or intsfssted
in the territory. Price Ia
cents, wrapped and mailed
for II cents. s
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1897-12-28
Little Boy-Chickyl Chicky!
His Nibs--C ChickyS What do you think
full grown rooster looks likef-New
York Journal.
a story Of SCOTT.

y StOry OF SCOuts
Sir Walter Scott once told, with every
sign Of belief, an extraordinary story of
the supernatural which he had received
from his grandmother. But how, asked
his astonishet and incredulous hearer, do
you possibly account for it9" "Aiblins, y
replied Sir Walter my grandmother was
; liar '--Arponaut.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1897-12-28
New Mexico Territorial Educ catiOnaI
Mpeying,

For the above meeting to be held at
Albuquerque, N. NJ, December 20 and
29, the Santa Fs route will place on sale
tickets to Albuquerque and return at one
standard fare for the round trip, ($345
from Santa Fe,) dates of sale December
1928 and 20, final return limit, December
80, 1897. H. s. LuTz, Agent,
w. j. BLACK. G. p. A., Santa Fe, N. M.
Topeka, Kas.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1897-12-28
A Nav York Mu,icisn Now.

A Lawrence (Kan.) man, writing from
this city to the Lawrence journal, says:
1.-THE greatest thing saw here was .
former student Of the music department.
OF the Kansas university playing hand
organ in Central park. "--Nsw York Trib-
une
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1897-12-28

where Days Arc sunsicstD - -
And, most captivating --invitipg to out
door life that's California. Engage
berth now in the California Limited via
Santa Fe route.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1897-12-28
PeCQS Valley Railway

fine card in effect January 81, 1897,
(Central Time): Leave Pecos, Tex, daily
At $40 a. M, arriving at Roswell, N. NJ,
at 1880 p. M. Leave Roswell daily at
1890 p. M, arriving at Pecos at 10:05 p.
a., connecting with the Texas q Pacific
Ry., for all points north, south, east and
west.
Stages for Lincoln, White Oaks and
Nogal leave Roswell on Mondays, We'd
aesdays and Fridays at am.
For low rates and information regard
ing the resources of this valley, and the
price of lands, or any other matters of
interest to the public, apply to
E.O. FAULKNER,
Receiver and General Manager
Eddy, N. N.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1897-12-28
PLEADINGS
AND
PRACTICE

(Forms to conform to Code)
Pattison's Forms of Pleading,
under the Missouri Code, have
been placed with the New Mex
lean Printing Co. for sale.
A complete and comprehensive
book of forms, adoi ted to the
new Code of Civil Procedure
now in effect In New Mexico.
Part1. Ordinary Proceedings
In Courts of Record. Part 3.
Attachments Certiorari Garn-
ishment; Habeas Corpus; In
junction; Mandamus; Mechan-
les Lien; Prohibition; Quo
Warranto and Replevin. Part
8. Miscellaneous. Covering Ad-
vertisements; Affidavits; Arbi-
trations; Assignments; DEPOSIT
tions; Naturalizations, ETC., etc.
Bound in full law sheep. De-
liyered at any postoffice in New
Mexico upon receipt OF pub
lisher's price, $50. Purchasers
name printed on the book free
of cost. Address New Mexican
Printing Company, Santa Fe,
N. M.