The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1897-01-10

nh. narsd, says the New York Tribune,
=. is alWlvs late and won't hurry Is a
=, svaspEating and altogether an I'M
,..,.oble Individual to live with. The self
,.,,sss vhilh. whether through delibera-
-, mr. thouthtlessness, makes others I'M
i -,,t,,tab lehnd impatient, is of all kinds
e ii. most irritating, for the very reason
n,,h is quite unsupported and unac-
4 ,,ovl4dgel by the culprit, who is Sc
a ,.oe.y unconscious of her (for it must be
4 admitted this type is generally feminine)
faults toward society in general and her
avn unfortunate family in particular.
katharine" cries mamma, "the car
usgs will be here at s."
4 Twill be ready" says Catharine, with
prompt acquiescence, but without stir
r1e Then a few minutes later:
Fl .Cstharine you will surely be late. and
YOU know how bad it is for the horses to
be ke2S waiting in this weather"
n q have plenty of time" returns Miss
N Tsks.It-Easy still reading her book.
'CstEarne," calls out a sister who loves
music you know how hate to miss the
Fl overture! DO make hastew and finally
4 Catharine commences to dress. A littls
aer it begins again.
81 Catharine the carriage is here
All right" she answers cheerfully and
0my
Tou know" says her mother, fretfully
E ni hopeessly, how your father dis
likes 10 have the horses kept standing"
We'll, why do they stand?" answers
rsharlne with irritating composure. And
pM
What large family has not some such
gyayating member, who goads others
lD petty rage, she remaining serenely
palm The while and keeping everone wait-
big
W Il had list to make out" said an
bdE woman, "of the characters that men
hOM avoid marrying, l would put the
Isyery-readys' near the top of my list.
p course, bad temper may be worse,
hle actual Wrongdoing goes without say
g but in the way of adding to the dis
oni0rt Of living, selfishly tardy person
trial in the household.
writer in the Chicago Times-H Herald
responsible for this bit of human nature.
SAFE street jeweler was conversing
Ito friend the other day when a large,
L#
f Of about 10 years dropped in and want
10 look at some diamonds.
Inc leweler displayed a trayful of gilt
erlg gems and the elderly caller said:
want to get stone to match this one.
Tor Christmas present for my 9TH
daughter, and l want to surprise the
ear girl"
Hheraupon she slipped off a solitair
hs which the younger caller wore and
aal5d it to the jewer.
well, he said, Il can match the stone.
course. Il you will give me a little time.
hner grade than we usually carry
sOck"
what will one like that cost?" inquired
be woman
@oouI AJ0-approximately," he replied,
parted.
sou mat stone a week ago." remark
VIC eWeler as he rejoined his friend.
wy N'o The old lady is simply dy-
e'u curiosity to find out what her
on'er engagement ring cost. All,
w are tricks in all trades but ours"
casserole of potatoes cook eight
y potatoes in sailed water until done.
So anu mash until fine and light: add
@olespoonfuls of butter and one and
Iau laolespoonfuls of salt, with one
,uplul OF MILK heat thoroughly; pack
uttered mold, let stand for five
Az. So turn out on platter, brush with
~ ~" ess and brown in the oven; serve
or,s mutton chops broiled standing
''a the casserole.
I'M. Hewspapers of Salta, Argentine Re-
nsr1 give the text of a curious bill re-
IN. SUBMITTED to the provincial legis-
49, Ahe purpose of the bill is to tax
.o, '.olhood and spinisterhood, and thus
,,.ase marriage. The means are emu
, ssl mus in the bill:
!. l. From and after the LIST of Ian
"l, all single men above twenty
NM. .Adn 80 years of age shall nav a
N TAX until they change their con-
I'M, .'s = Age shall be based on the last
b1oo D. The tax shall be graduated.
ns. or men of 20 to 80 years. S.:
n ~ to 50, $40; for men of IS to
n ~ "a men OF so to Is. $50; for men of
NJ. / ne following shall be exempt:
An wS,s, curing term of three years,
ss6 "uleh period they should contract
sn a, ' Il RACES. 2. Widows above IS
Rfsd age widows, however, who were
n NJ, youhE and are childless, or who
Of s. ~ one child, shall be liable TO a
relo W FAVOR Of the rejected sutton.
rsioa, single women and single men
s,s ~ without legitimate cause. as
N 10 W. thelr hands and do not marry
fteo,es 70 hne OF $500 in favor Of
rse'ed suitor.
astr,S,. me proceeds OF the tax shall
b can stu annually among fathers
den H." they have at least twelve
Gated N -, ~ order that one may be
'"e name OF the province.
m, no manner of doubt. sava Doro.
c. ~ the New Orleans Picavnne
kht ba ,at deal OF domestic unhanniness
ors wooded II men would only decida
ate1 1', rg what kind Of wife ,hey
+ r. /, 'ii'''ead Of waiting until after
lea n y, 10 tile late, after man il
ade w,r ne molly bonds OF wedlock 10 a
nc,ies '1 ttl 70 decide that he admlres
ana s.e most, or after he is tied
ailro r Sa' 70 a timid clinging little
Sc to rsa o couldn't say boo" to
act, init mat he adores the self
p'hdent type. More than