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The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1897-01-27
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Train leaving Ocala I35pm Gainesville and High
Springs Sold Train Without Change making direct
ton at Waycross With Pullman Sleeping Cars for New York
Pullman Seepers for Macon, Atlanta and Nashvc
also for Montgomery Birmingham Nashville ST. Louis with
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ve Cincinnati Memphis City and all principal points
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6. S. WRIGHT.

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VIM. Norton has moved his bar
Der shop from the Ocala house to
the Montazuma where he will be
pleased TO serve his many Gus
toners. Keeps only the very
best BARRIERS and guarantees per
feet satisfaction to all call at his
place. He also ask th> patronage
of the travelling public.
The Racket, lamps, Is and
zoe; mirrors, zoe, 25c, SOC, 400, 50
ana Csc; handkerchiefs 3 for loo;
mems drawers, I6c; coffee mills
zoe; slop buckets, 80 and $50;
tumblers g for 2oc; table plates &c;
china pie plates, &c; china oatmeal
dishes, &C; china cup and saucer
Ioc; large yeIlowWare, p and 25c;
glassware, 5 and 13c; II lead pencils
4 cents.
-Concentratel, distilled, ex
tract witch hazel at the Anti-Mo,
nopoly Drug Store al 20 c:Ets &
pint, for wounds, bruises and
sprairs.
For Rent-Two furnishe d room!
with freplacas. One block from
public squire, on Main stree
Apply at this office.
Stamping for needle work OF
linen, cotton, flannel or velvet dom
free with every p cents purchas,
at the Anti MonorolJ Drug Store
All kinds Of nuts, new crop, us
received at Troxler's.
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LEAVE.

Nh % DALI; 1925 P. ~; for Leess5urg, Fitz,
Ill Intermediate stations.
N3 Or Daily, 4:yJ 7. NJ, for Leesbury Fi.z-
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Bartow and Punta GOTda making close
connection a. Iee>burg for kustis, Un.atiila,
Aston, av7res and al stations on 81. ]. y l.. Z,
<. X. a. Fitzgerald for BruOksviie, at hi by for
IaIFo7 Springs. D-EcdIn, Clearwater nd St.
Petersburg south, and Clermgut. oakland. San
ford avd all stations north. on ,. & St. L. Il. K.
At Lakeland for Punta GCrda. Arcadia. Barlow and
Tampa west. and all stations east 20 Sanford
Sin 70 Daily, I35 +. NJ, for Gainesville Lake
w. O CIt", Live CaK, Savannah snd all
POI : north, eat. ard e st, al Q con-
nection Via Rochelle fcr alatka, lack s2nviic and
al teTmiCate stations. Ne Is carries through
keeper from Port Tampa to st. Louis III Ocala.
Gainesville, Montgomery ard l.. < y.
Nh 80 Daily, I:55 !. NJ, for GaiaesH lille. Live
w. Ok Oak, WayCrOss. Montgomery, Charles
ton and ell points north, east, and
west. This train cauics through Sleeper from
Port Tampa to New No.k, via OCala. Gainesville,
Savannah and Charleston.
Nh LIN Daily. z.o2 =. NJ, Ro helle, 'Palatka
w. ifU Jacksonville. and all IntcrmeiI ate sta
tons connect. z 1t Jacksonville with al trains
d;vergrg.
Mn 10 Daily departs, 7co A.. ", except Sun
W. IT, day for Jule.tc snG intermediate sta
tIOnS.
Nn DE- Daily departs, $50 z. NJ. for Juliette,
w. TJ Port anIpa and al points south. and
Homosassa.
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NOTICE. TO CREDITORS md CITIZENS
Creditors, Legatees distributes and all PERSONS
having claims demands against the Estate of
Thomas Playfair Lloyd deceased must present
them within two years. And all persons indebted
to said deceased Estate must settle the same at
once. HENRY ,. LLOYD,
January Ist, 1897. Executor
2. o., OCala, Fla.
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- - W. Branch

These time tables show he times which may expected
arrive a. a1d depart from the several stations but their
departure at the times stated guaranteed company
hold itself responsible for any dy any consequences arising
therefroru.
ID RAHNE3, As'is.al; Genera Passenger Agent
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oincinnah seeper via Ashovse Carolina
tDaiyexcept Sunday. Italy except Monday.
Connections Tampa etersbur
Manaee River and Key West Steamer an
ee for all points M4natcc Lacrosse AT
Waldo steamer for Mercse Connects Tallahassee
Carrabee and Aacho At River Junction Chattaboochee
river At Ocaa for EcmosaSsa
AL baggage will be checkc from Union Depot still sold
at the ticket Office, Hogan well
Depot ticket office. J. + MARSH Il, Ticket Agent,
2o2 West Bay St, Cor Hogan Jacksonville Fla
X w CAMPEELI7 WALTER q. COLEMAN
Passenger Agent Genera Travelling Agent Jacksonville
N 3 PENNINGTON, A 0. MAcDoNELI,
ITsfhc Manager General Passenger Agent
JoHN DozIER, Ticke> AGENT OcaIa
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Nos So and S. carry CiaCi"n.u
and Florida L'mi' e Sold Eesli.
buied trains. A's) TX Cjaci-us.i
Sleeper via A>h-y.l.c AID Il.
Kansas C!ty S.sep'rs. C'ss:
connections l. CGisagc ald a.
western points. Pui man p-ssgn-
gers for Atm : '.ou,i take berihs
IN the Kansas l..y Sleeper, which
does not move !!1a Atlanta Until
6 a III
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To Cure a Cold i'm One Day
Take axative Bromo Quinine Tab
lets. All druggists refund the
money if it fails to cure. CSC.
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NOrlCE no CREDITORs AND OTHERs

Edwin Spencer,
Plaintiffs Attorney.
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HOLLY SPRINGS ROUTE

A=UEVILLE ROUTE
rough Pullman S!sspeTs between Jacksonville
and Cincinnati
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-07-24
A Close Escape.

One of James Smiths favorite anec-
dotes related to Colonel Greville. The
colonel requested young James to call at
his lodgings, and in the course of their
first interview related the particulars Of
the most curious circumstance in his
life. He was taken prisoner during the
American war, along with three other
officers of the same rank. One evening
they were summoned into the presence
of Washington, who announced to them
that the conduct of their government
in condemning one of his officers to
death as rebel compelled him to make
reprisals, and that, much to his regret,
he was under the necessity of requiring
them to cast lots without delay to de-
eide which OF them should be hanged
They were then bowed out, and returned
to their quarters. Four slips of paper
were put into hat, and the shortest
was drawn by Captain -Asgill, who ex-
claimed: 81 knew how it would be. 1
never won SO much as hit at backgam-
mon in my life.' GrevilIe was Sc
lected to sit up with Captain Asgill
"And what, inquired Smith, "did you
say to comfort him?" "Why, remem-
ber saying to him when they left us.
D it, old fellow, never mindp I"
But it may be doubted (added Smith)
whether he drew much comfort from
the exhortation. Lady Asgill persuaded
the French minister to interpose, and
the captain was permitted to escape. -
Mark Lemons Jest Book. -
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At Washington's Tomb.

There are times when bathos is
showered only upon the dead. I. F.
Silleck says that on one of his holiday
excursions he visited Mount Vernon,
and there, in the grounds, he came upon
middle aged lady, kneeling before q
building at some distance from the
monument She was bathed in tears.
Mr.. Silleck walked up to her and asked
if she were in trouble.
"No, sir" said she, "thank you very
much. | am not in trouble, but my pa
triotic feelings overcome me when l
gaze upon the tomb of the Father of His
Country"
81 quite understand" said Mr. Sill
leck gently, "but, my dear madam, you
have made mistake. This is not the
tomb of Washington. 1t is over yonder.
This is the icehouse !"
And, drying her tears, the lady moved
quietly away. Youths Companion.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-07-24
HOW 1T HAPPENED.
Cusack Had Subscription Money, but the
Editor Couldn't See Him.


Editor Couldn't See Him.
Hi, thar" shouted old man Cusack,
prominent citizen of Oklahoma, after
vainly trying to open the door leading
into the Office Of the Hawville Weekly
Clarion. Anybody in?"
who is out there?'' was the counter
question, in the voice of the able editor
"Me-Cusack. What's the matter
yere, anyhow? Why in tunket have
you got the door fastened in broad day
light?"
"Oh, is shat you, Cusaok? Do you
want anything in particular? If it ism t
case of life and death, please come
back about day after tomorrow.
Jaw, it hain't nuthin more important
than desire to pay my subscription, I"
replied the visitor, IAN I reckon can
wait if you say so. But what in thun-
der is goin on anyhow"
Wed be glad to accept the money
now. Our rule has always been never to
put off till tomorrow what we could do
today. But, under the circumstances
we guess we will have to deny ourself, |"
said the scribe's voice regretfully
"You see, in the last issue of the paper,
which appeared day before yesterday,
we bestowed soathing and deserved
obituary on that pestiferous cuss, Cop
perhead Bill. We knew that the reform
committee had him freed in cabin up
near the headwaters of Bitter creek
and were led to believe by what we
considered reliable information that
e'er the paper was dry from the press
the committee would have succeeded in
smoking him out and setting him to
dangling at the end of rope. Accord
ingly we felt warranted in cutting loose
on him with our unbiased opinion.
1t seems, however, that both the
committee and ourself were too conf
dent, for about an hour ago we received
word from Copperhead Bill himself
stating that he had in some manner to
us unknown become aware of the prom
that he did not appreciate the motive
and treatment of his own obituary and
added that he had thus far successfully
stood off the committee and that if
nothing prevented he expected soon to
have them all slain or ON the run, after
which he should make it his first duty
to come down here and hang our CULVER
ing hide on the fence as laughing
stock for all passersby.
"Forewarned is forearmed, you know,
and we have the windows all boarded
over, the press moved up against the
door, seven assorted shotguns and re-
volyers at hand and are prepared to
duplicate the historic act of the first
grenadier of France. So if you can con-
veniently hold that subscription money
for us till day after tomorrow, Cusack,
the favor will be greatly appreciated,
we assure you. Tom P. Morgan in
New York Sunday World.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-07-24
WHOLE NO., 347.
HE YEARNED FOR CHICKEN,
Pay Day Seemed Afar on and the Theft
Quickly Expanded.

quickly Expanded.
Colonel Henry A. Newman confesses
to normal liking for the good things
of life, among them such edibles as are
calculated to tickle the inner man. He
tells with gusto story of his efforts to
crafty this liking.
In the eyes of superior officers may
have lacked good many essentials as q
soldier of the Confederacy, but no one
can say that / ever lacked an ablebodied
appetite" says the colonel During
my service nothing after the success of
the Confederacy so much worried me as
my appetite Toward the close of the
war l suffered very much on this ac-
count. One night, after long days
march and nothing to eat. stole two
chickens, and the circumstances attend
ing the theft are still fresh in my men,
ory.
1T happened in the Tennessee noun
tains The country had been pretty
well foraged by both sides and there
was not much chance to find anything.
Passing by humble log house after
dark, | observed a few chickens roost-
ing in fanoied security on the fence in
closing the house and small patch of
ground. A hungry soldier has little con-
science, and l didn't waste any time in
debate with mine about taking pullet
had intended to grab the chicken by
the throat so as to shut off its wind,
but missed calculations and it squawked
loudly. With the first squawk the cabin
door flew open and woman came out
Taking in the embarrassing situation
at glance, she shook her fist at me
and angrily said:
You thief, you'll pay for stealing
my chickens on the day of judgment
Madam said, with my accus-
toned politeness, if l am to have that
long credit will take another one.
'And SO it happened that / arrived
in camp that night with two chickens. :"
st. Louis Republic
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"yoU,vE GOT YOUR cAKE.n

handed it to him. He looked thought
fully at it awhile and said:
II don't believe want this cake, aft
er ALL Won't you swap me drink for
it?''
"Yes," said the grocer as he took
back the cake and handed him a glass
of something.
The young man swallowed the liquor
and started off
Hold on," cried the grocer, "you
haven't paid me for my drink.
81 swapped you the cake for the
drink"
"But you haven't paid me for the
cake"
"You've got your cake. "
This last retort so nonplused the
grocer that he stood and scratched his
puzzled head, while the young man
made good his retreat.
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THE OLD HUMORISTS.
NAUGHTY BOBBY AND HIS SECRET
ABOUT THE TROUSERS.

Threat Followed Threat and Then Came
the Sensational Disclosure The Tall,
Green Looking Youth Who Looked FIus-
tered, but Seemed Good at Bargains.
A highland family of some dignity,
but not much means, was to receive a
visit from some English relations for
the first time. Great was the anxiety
and great were the efforts to make things
wear a respectable appearance before
these assumedly fastidious strangers.
The lady had cOntrived to get up a pref
ty good dinner, but either from an in
dulgent disposition or from some defect
i'll her set of servants she allowed her
SON Bobby, little boy, to be present,
instead Of remanding him to the nurs-
cry, but little was she aware of Bob
by's power Of torture.
Bobby, who was dressed in a new
jacket and pair of buff eolored trou-
sers, had previously received strict in
functions to sit at table quietly and ON
no account to join in conversation. For
a little while he carried out these in
structions by sitting perfectly quiet till
the last guest had been helped to soup,
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A New Reading,

Kemble playing Hamlet in the coun.
try, the gentleman who acted Guilden.
stern was, on imagined himself to be, q
capital musician. Hamlet asks him,
"Will you play upon this pipe?' my
lord. I cannot" II pray you" BE
lieve me, | cannot II do beseect
you. well, if your lordship insists
on it, shall do as well as can" And
to the confusion of Hamlet and the
great amusement of the audience he
played "God Save the King. ."-"Mart
Lemon 8 Jest Book"
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HEkE GOES, NOW; ONCE. TWICE-WILL YOU
DO ITP'
whereupon, during slight lull in the
general conversation, Bobby quietly
said:
II want some soup, mamma"
"You can't be allowed to have any
soup, Bobby. You must not be always
asking for things -
II you don't give me some soup inn
mediately, I'll tell yon.
The lady seemed little troubled,
and instead of sending Bobby out of the
room quietly yielded to his demand.
Soup being removed and fish introduced,
there was fresh demand.
Mamma, want some seafish" Ca
rarity in the high1ands).
"Rabby,p said the mother. "you are
very forward. You can't get any fish.
You must sit quietly and not trouble us
80 much"
"Well, mamma, if I don't get some
fish, mind. I'll tell yon."
"Oh, Bobby, you re plaguer' And
then she gave him the fish.
A little further On in the dinner Bob
W, oDSSA 'ih6 las papa duu tIl6 SuoSt5
taking wine, was pleased to break in
once more:
Papa, Iwould like glass of wine. {"
By this time, as might be supposed,
the attention of the company had been
pretty fully drawn to Bobby, about
whom, in all probability, there prevail
ed but one opinion. The father was ir-
ritated at the incident.
Bobby, you must be quiet. You can
have no wine. -
"Well, papa, if I don't get some wine,
mind, I'll tell yon. I"
"You rascal, you shall have no
wine.'
"You had better do it," answered
Bobby firmly. "Once, twice-will you
give me the wine? Come now, mind, I'll
tell yon. Once, twice.
The father looked canes and 1ashes
at his progeny. Bobby, however, was
not to be daunted. '
Here goes now. Once, twice-will
you do it? Once, twice, thrice. My
trousers were made out Of mothers old
window curtains"
Stiff English party dissolves in un-
constrainable merriment. DIR. Robert
Chambers Scrap Book
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Paving In Kind.

A farmer, having lost some ducks,
was asked by the counsel for the pris-
oner accused of stealing them to de-
scribe their popularity. After he had
done so the counsel remarked, "They
can't be such rare breed as I have
some like them in my yard F." "That's
very likely" said the farmer. "These
are not the only ducks of the same sort
I've had stolen lately. ~" Mark Lem
on's Jest Book
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E1natared.

A tall, green looking youth stepped
into village grocery where they keep
something to drink as we'll as to eat,
and after peering about little spied
some ginger cakes. Said he to the gro-
Ger:
"Them's mighty fine cakes. What's
the least you'll take for one of 'em?"
"Ten cents" replied the grocer.
well, l believe I'll take one, if you'll
wrap it up right good"
The grocer wrapped up the cake and
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What the Wise Bachelor Saws.

A woman is thing of beauty and a
toy forever.
Women are good deal like cats
Most every one thinks she can sing.
Hogs aren'ts SO bad as some women in
street cars. When you offer them some
thing, they will at least grunt.
A mans compliment is valuable in
proportion to how young he is and a
woman's in proportion to how old she
is
A woman's idea of wifely care is to
wait till her husband is sound asleep
and then wake him up to ask him if he
Is asleep yet.-New York Press.
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bringing His Man Down.

Rogers used to relate this story: An
Englishman and Frenchman fought a
duel in darkened room. The English
man, unwilling to take his antagonist s
life, generously fired up the chimney
and--brought down the Frenchman.
when | tell this story in France, u
pleasantly added the relator, II make
the Englishman 20 up the chimney. -
MARK Lemons Jest Book. -
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Boston Culture.

She had just returned from visit to
Boston.
SIS it true," asked an acquaintance,
"that there is an air of culture and ed
ucational refinement plainly noticeable
in the speech of Boston residents?"
my dear, she replied impressiyely,
"even the owls around Boston hoot TO
whom, instead of TO whoo, as they
do in the west. Chicago Times Her.
aid
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-07-24
Had Considered.

"Another picnic, Johnny? Seems to
me you don't want to do anything but
go to picnics. 1t is needful to do some
work, my boy. We can't all be drones.
GO to the ant, thou sluggard. Consider
her ways and be wise. 4"
eyes, but, Uncle George, I never
went to picnic where the ants wasn't
havin better time than anybody else
was "-Chicago Tribune.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-07-24
Portmanteau Versus Trunk.

Sergeant Whitaker, one of the most
eminent lawyers of his day, was an &C.
centric. A friend at one of the assize
towns offered him a bed, and the next
morning asked him if he had found
himself comfortable and warm Eyes,
madam, replied the sergeant Eyes,
pretty well, on the whole. At first
felt little queer for want of Mrs.
Whitaker, but recollecting that my
portmanteau was in the room I threw
it behind my back, and it did every Bit
as well. -" Mark Lemons s Jest Book. +"
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An Irishman's Notion of Discount

1t CHANGED, one gloomy day in the
month of December, that good hu.
mored Irishman applied to a merchant
to discount a bill of exchange for him
at rather long though not an unusual
date, and, the merchant having casually
remarked that the bill had great many
days to run, "That's true, replied the
Irishman, "but consider how short the
days are at this time of the year. -
mark Lemon s Jest Book
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Sleeninr at Church.

DR.. South, when once preaching be-
fore Charles Ii, observed that the mon
arch and his attendants began to nod,
and some of them soon after snored, on
which he broke off in his sermon and
said: Lord Lauderdale, let me entreat
you to rouse yourself. You snore so
loud that you will awake the king -
Mark Lemons Jest Book. "
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Extravaganza.

"You say he was an extravagant
man?'
Extravagant! Well, should say he
was. Why, he had absolutely no idea Of
the value of money. What do you think
he did?''
I'm sure I don't know
"Well, sir, he bought an expensive
cemetery lot and then went out and
committed suicide by jumping over
board at sea where it was ten to one
they never would be able to recover his
body. "-Chicago Post.
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Something For Nothing.

"You can't get something for moth
ing, !" remarked the man who gives ad-
vice.
My wife thinks she can," said Mr..
Meekton, with unusual cynicism, land
of course | don't say she isn't right
when she says she achieved it,
"When did she make the experiment.
Yesterday. She bought me neck
tie. "-Washington Star.
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The Liquor.

The Liquor.
Alkali Ike-What sorter whiskey are
they settin out over at the new Blue
Ruin saloon, Pete?
Bilious Pete-Finest in the land.
You can git drunk ON it now, stay full
for "a hours, an then git drunk ag'in
whenever yon want to by merely shak-
in your head.-New York Sunday Jour
nal.
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Charles Lambs Joke.

Charles Lamb, rising at the dinner
table, after being annoyed all day by
some ones squalling children, with
suffering solemnity offered the toast,
ITO the IN m-memory of the much
abused X King Herodr
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-07-24
Dido.

Of this tragedy, the production Of
Joseph Reed, author of the Register
Office" Mr.. Nichols, in his Literary
Anecdotes" gives some curious partic-
ulars. He also ralates an anecdote of
johnson concerning it: "It happened
that was in Bolt court ON the day that
Henderson, the justly celebrated actor,
was first introduced TO DR.. johnson,
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-07-24

and, the conversation turning on dra-
matte subjects, Henderson asked the
doctors opinion of Dido and its au-
thor. Sir, said johnson. I never did
the man an injury, yet he would read
his tragedy tc me. Mark Lemons
lest Rook
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Mrs. PartingtOn,

Mrs. Paltington says she prefers the
Venus de Medicine to any other statute
she knows of, and that Ike, who has
just returned from France, "speaks
French like "a parishioner. "-B. p.
Shillaber.
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Looked That Way.

Servant Gas old Gayboy straggles in)
The mistress is out, sir.
Gayboy (after night)-Great Scott,
she tool Ididn't know she played poker.
philadelphia North American.
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His Preparations.

What preparation have you made
for the future?" asked the old man,
whom he hoped to make his father in
law.
E well, sir. p" he said confidently, "I
am a Methodist, but if that doesn't suit
your views l am willing to change. -
Chicago Times Herald.