The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1897-07-16

sun and rain;
All tie barsn years forgotten, with the pangs Of
want and pain
Fear the happy voices singing: sherman
county's cropped again.
Hope deferred the heart doth siczsn' sang the
poet in The past
Five long years our sturdy yosmen in fraitless
soil their seed have cast;
HOwthey struggled, lived and laboEed, aad OF no
one pity asked
Is a story aov forgotten-sheFman cOunty's
cropped at last.
FROM THE WAYsIDE.
It is 8 wise girl who knows that all
the faultiess men are in heaven.
The man that has an itching for
Office often gets scratched at the polls.
By the Eternal A pair Of green
shoes have been flashed upon US, worn
by man at that.
The smaller the mind a person pos
sesses the more apt the willingness TO
part with portion of it.
The "before-tsking" cast Of eounte-
nance most christians cultivate causes
a great rejoicing in the lower regions.
The devil will never know what hell
means until he runs across a pigeon
tOed man that is married to a pigson-
toed woman.
The meanest man in Nebraska lives
at Fairbury. He crossed his bees with
lightning bugs so that they could gather
honey both day and night.
The dawn of the millennium will never
flush an eastern sky until people learn
to mind their own business and put in
"a hours day on their own salvation.
You can't down Kansas. Bank Com
missioner Breidenthall finds the bank
ing institutions of the state in
such good shape that he is Dragging on
them.
Crash suits are getting to be the
style in GoOdlsnd. Little by little We
are disearding the garb of the occident
and are adopting the apparel of the
efeta east.
There are all kinds of towards in the
world, but the coward who will write an
anonymous letter will have to use a
balloon in the next world to reach the
lowest muok-hesps of hell.
Horace L. Chapman, democratic can
didate for governor of Ohio, is a plain
man, and says: 81 don't want any hon
CRADLES tackled to my name. Plain
Horace L. is good enough for me-" It's
this kind of people that pays to tie TO-
The Endeavorer girls who sat down
on the Phillipsburg depot grass plot
will have plenty of reason to remsm,
Der that interesting berg for a long
time to come if the chiggerss are as lively
as they used to be.
There are lots of little boys aud girls
in Sherman county who have beer
born and reared thus far since a hsr
vest was had, and the reapers snC
headers at work in the fields will be al
good as a show to them.
The first ahose" party of the season
| is reported from Hutchinson. A hose
party is one where along about mid
night a lot of young girls put on as liz
tie as the law will allow and dTencl
each other with the garden hose in th,
back yard.
"As we go to press" remarks th
Caldwell (Kan.) Advance, i've hear tina
the price of harvest hands is 81 pc
day; so, if you don't get your pspe
next week you will know we have gon,
to the harvest field to get money will
which to buy our better half a Gallo,
! dress and a sack of -four"
Is there an honest man on earth,
man honest in thought and deed? VIII
will say there is2 Diogenes searches
ancient Greece with lantern for 81
honest man and failed to find a victim
The world has been getting worse sine
then and it is doubtful if an homes
man could be found if ehristendoI
we're raked with a 6ne-toothed com
and the debris searched with an X-ral
Strict honesty is lost virtue.