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The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1897-12-10


It is easy to catch cold and just as easy
ts get rid of it if you commence early te
use One Minute Cough Cure. It cures
cough., celds, bronchitis, pneumonia and ali
throat and lung troubles. 1t is pleasant to
take, safe to use and surs to cure. Allen &
Woodward.
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1897-12-10
COLLEGE OF. PHILoalATh.

| Prof Davis visited Corvallis
Monday.
Miss Huggins has taken rooms
with Tena Hull.
Mr.. N. E. Watkins is suffering
/ from severe cold apd sore throat.
Rev. Cooking preached spe
cial temperance sermon Sunday
at 3 p. m.
| FL. G. and w. 7. Wyatt have
gone to Marion to look after bust
ness interests. -
Mrs. Hull and daughter Minnie,
were the guests of Miss Tena Hull
Saturday and-Sunday.
Prof. Davis gave an interesting
talk at chapel Tuesday morning
Oh the greater. attention. of pro-
nounciation. -, =.
PHH.oMATH COLLEGE. -.
The two literary societies are to
work together. in getting up the
new hall.
Mr.. Robert Crabtree and MIR.
Norton entered school since our
latest report.
We have been so buried in work
that we have been utterly unable
to itemize for a couple of weeks.
The fall1term is nearing its close
and students are once more re.
minded of the flight of time.
However, it is only justice to
teachers and students to say that
a good terms work has been done.
The regular public rhetorical
will be given Tuesday evening,
December 14th. An enjoyable
time is expected, and lofty ideas
will be literally dispenced. r Mr..
Don Woodward, our Instructor in
guitar music, will be present and
furnish one of the most delightful
features of the occasion.
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4 DREADED
CONSUMPTION
+. A. Slocum, M, c., the Great Chemist aud
Scientist, Will Send Free. to the Afflicted,
T~hreeiBottles of His Newly Discovered
Remedies to Cure Consumption
and All Lung Troubles

Nothing could be fairer more philanthropic
or carry more Joy to the afflicted than the
offer OF T. A Slocum M. e, of 1888 Peal
street New York CT y
Confident that he has discovered an
absolute cure for consumption and all pulmons
airy complaints. and to make its great merit
known. he will send, free. three bottles Of
medicine, to any reader of the MONITOR
REGISTER who is suffering from chest
bronchial, throat and lung troubles or con-
sumption.
Already this "new scientific course Of
medicine" has permanently cured thousands
cf apparently hopeless cases.
The Doctor considers it his religious duty
"a duty which he owes to humanity-to
donate his infallible cure.
Offered freely is enough to commend it.
and more so is the perfect confidence of the
great chemist making the proposition.
He has proved the dreaded CONSUMPTION to
be a durable disease beyond any doubt
There will be no mistake in sending-the
mistake will be in overlooking the generous
invitation. He has on file in his American
and European laboratories testimonials Of
experience from those cured, in all parts Of
the world.
Don't delay until it is too late. Address
A Slocum, NJ. Cos Pine street, New York,
and when writing the Doctor, please give
express and post office address, and mention
reading this article in the MONITOR
REGISTER
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Free From


If the people generally knew the true
cause of Rheumatism, there would be
nc such thing as 1iniments and lotions
for this painful and disabling disease:
The fact is, Rheumatism is a ~disordered
state of the blood-it can be reached,
therefore, only through the blood. BIZ
all blood remedies cannot cure Rb.. Pag
tism, for it is an obstinate diseadrusfrs
which requires a real blood ssl
something more than a mere ton
Swift's Specific is the only real blood
remedy and promptly goes to the very
bottom of ever the most obstinate cases
Like all other blood diseases, the
doctors are totally unable to cure Rheu-
matism. In fact, the only remedies
which they prescribe are potash and
mercury, and though temporary relief
may result, these remedies produce a
stiffness of joints and only Intensity ting
disease. Those who have had experience
with Rheumatism know that it becomes
more severe each year.
The Monitor-register., 1897-12-03
According to a celebrated anatomis

According to a celebrated anatomist
there are upwards of 5000, 600 little
glands in the human stomach. These
glands pour out the digestive juices which
dissolve or digest the food. Indigestion
is want of juice, weakness of glands,
need of help TO restore the health of these
organs, The best and most natural help
is that given by Shaker Digestive Cor
dial. Natural because it supplies the
materials needed by the glands to prepare
the digestive juices. Because it strength
ems and ~invigorates the glands and the
stomach, until they are able to do their
work alone. Shaker Digestive Cordial
cures indigestion certainly and psrma-
nently. 1t does so by natural means,
and therein lies the secret of it's wonder
ful and UNMARRIED success.
At druggist, price 10 cents to 81 90 per
bottle.
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AN OLD, OLD TOWN.
BY WILLIAM EDWARD PENNY.

-
my friends, have you heard of the town of
Nogood,
On the oanks oratne River Slow
W here blooms the Waitawhiie flower fair
Were the sometimeorother scents the air
And the soft Goeasys grow?
1t lies in the valley of Wb~atstbeuse
In the province of Leterslide
Thattiredfeeling is native thore,
It's the home of the reckless Idon'tesre.
Where the Giveiiups abide.
The town is as old as the human race.
And it grows with the flight of years
1t is wrapped in the fog of oilers dreams,
Its streets are paved With discarded schemes
And sprinkled with useless tears.
Collegebredfool and the Richman'shei
Are plentiful there, no doubt;
che rest of its Grove are a motley crew
With every class except one in view
The Foolkiller is barred out.
The town of Nogood is all hedged about
rs The Mountains of Despair.
No - ntinel stands on its gloomy walls,
NJ trumpet 10 battle and triumph calls,
For towards alone are there.
My friend. from the dead-alive town Nogood
If o would keep far away,
just follow o duty through good and ill
Take this for your motto, 81 can, 1 will"
And live up to it each day.
Neg Haven Register.
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Thousands suffer from Cstarrh or cold
in head and have never tried the popular
remedy. There is no longer any excuse
as a 10 cent trial size of Ely's Cream
Balm can be had of Your druggist or we
mail it for 10 cents. Fail size so cents.
ELY BROS, Sc Warren ST., N. Y.
City.
A friend advised me to trs Ely's Cream
Balm and after uslDg it six ~esas | BE-
lieve myself cured of estsrrh IL is a
most valuable remedy Joseph Stewart,
ga Grand Avenue, Brooklyn, N. Y.
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aow to prevent pneumonia

At this time of year a cold is very
easily contracted, and if let run its
course without the aid of some re-
liable cough medicine is liable to result
ia that dread disease, pneumonia. We
know of no better remedy TO cure a cough
or cold thar Chamberlsiu's Cough Rem
edy. We have used it quite extensively
and it has always given entire satisfac-
ton .-Oolagah, Indr Ter. Chief.
This is the only remedy that is known
to be a certain preventive of pneumonia.
Among many thousands who have used
it for colds and la grippe we have never
yet learned OF a single case having re
suited in pneumonia. Persons who have
weak lungs or have reason to fear an
attack of pneumonia should keep the rem
edy at hand. The 20 and so cent sizes
for sale by Geo. M. Andrews, druggist.
The Monitor-register., 1897-12-03

Visitor Cat Chicago THAT young man
you have in your office looks like a
mighty smart, shrewed young fellow.
Chicago Broker-Smart! The smartest
young chap | ever got hold of. Why, he
stole So, 900 from me, right under my
nose. 1 tell you, he has the nal king of a
great ~fiuancier in him.. Y, Weekly.
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Everyhndv Saws So.

Cascarets Candy Cathartic, the most Won
derful medical discovery of the age, pleas
ant and refreshing to the taste, act gently
and positively on Kidneys, liver and bowels,
cleansing the entire system, dispel colds,
and bil~iousness. Please buy and try a box
of @. C. g. to-day; 10, %, 80 cents. Sold and
guaranteed to cure by all druggists.
The Monitor-register., 1897-12-03

] S-rssSysEFo
Don't Tobacco Spit and Smoke Your Life Away.
To quit tobacco easily and forever, be mag,
netic, full of life, nerve and vigor, take No-To-
BAG, the w~onder-worker. that makes weak men
strong. All druggists, SOC or 81. Cure gperansi
teed. Booklet and samDfcs5fee. Address
Sterling Remedy CossChfcago or New York
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Better IMAM Klond,ke GOLD

Is health and strength gained by taking
Hoods Sarsaparilla, the great bloou
purifier. 1t fortifies the whole system
and gives you such strength that nervous
troubles cease, and work which seemed
wearing and laborious, becomes easy and
is cheerfully performed. 1t has done th q
for others, it will for you.
The Monitor-register., 1897-12-03

The case of Mrs, James Ke1l, of 6TI
Ninth Street, 8. E., Washington, D. c.,
should convince everyone that it is
useless to expect doctors to cure Rheu-
matism. Under recent date she writes :
ga few months ago I had an attack of
Seiatic Rheumatism in its worst form.
The pain was so intense that my ner-
yous system was psostrated, and I was
for a long time perfectly helpless The
attack was IN unusually severe one,
and nv condition was regarded as
being very dangerous.
"T was attended by one Of the most
able doctors of Washington City, who Is
also a member Of the faculty of the
leading college here. He told me to
continue his prescription and I would
get we'll, After having it reflled twelve
times and receiving not the least bene-
fit, I declined to take 1t longer.
"Having heard SIS. (Swift's Spe.
cifc) recommended for Rheumatism.
/ decided, almost in despair, to give
it a trial, After taking a few bot
ties I was able to hobble around on
crutches, and very seon had no need
at all for them, for S.S.S. cured me
sound and well. ALI the DISTRESSING
pains have left me, my appetite has
returned, and ! am happy to be again
restored to perfect heaith.n
S.S,S. never disppoints, for 1t Is made
TO cure these deep-rooted diseases which
are beyond the reach of all other rene
dies. Itcures permanently rheumatism.
Catarrh, Cancer, Scrofula, Eczema, and
all other blood diseases. It is the ou1v
blood remedy guaranteed
The Monitor-register., 1897-12-03

SGllSdSlluCc HOT only a
possibility, but a pleasure.
There are to-day thousands of homes all
over the country that were once childless
and unhappy, out that to-day echo with
the laughter of happy babyhood, as a re-
suit of a marvellous medicine, known as
DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription. This is
the greatest of all medicines for women
who sufferer from weakness and disease of
tie delicate and important organs that bear
the burdens of maternity. 1t makes them
healthy, strong, vigorous and elastic. 1t
make them pure and virile. 1t allays in
~flamInation, heals liberation, soothes pain
and tones and builds up the shattered
nerves. 1t banishes the discomforts of the
expectant period, and makes baby's COM
ing easy and almost painless. 1t insures
the little newcomers health, and a bounti-
full supply of nourishment. 1t transforms
weak, sickly, nervous invalids into happy,
healthy mothers. An honest dealer will
not urge an inferior substitute upon you.
II am now a happy mother of a fine healthy
baby girl" writes Mrs. F. b. Cannings, of No
1920 Humphrey Street, st. Louis, Mo. Feel
that your Favorite Prescription has done me
more good than anything l have ever taken.
Three months previous to my confinement 1 be-
gan using it. i was only in labor ~forty-hve min
utes. With my first baby l suffered Is hours
then had to lose him. He was very delicate and
only lived II hours. For two years suffered TN
told agony and had two miscarriages. The
Favorite Prescription saved both my child
and myself"
Write to DR.. R. v. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y,
for a free letter of advice, and enclose Fl
one-cent stamps, to cover mailing only, for
a paper : covered copy of the Peoples
Common Sense Medical Adviser" or 81
stamps for a cloth-bound copy. A whole
medical library in one Iooo-page volume.
The Monitor-register., 1897-12-03

This sorrow, which has cut down to
The root, has come, not as the spelling OF
your life, but a preparation for it.
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Letter of

! Then the inhhorn by the side of the
angel of the new covenant will speak
out and tell of what it had to do with
all letters of kindness written, with all
emancipation proclamations, with all ed
itorial and r%cportorial ellcgies Of the
good, with all the messages OF salvation
to a lost world Better in that day will
it be to have set up IL type for one
line Of Christian encouragement Oh writ.
stsss1gparsgraph ofssWstEAsentin ent
or published II page Of helTfGT tTufh
than to have written books as big as
Gibbons five large volumes concerning
1.-THE Decline and Fall of thee4Rcnan
I mpire' if these volumes put Ghristian@a
lty at a disadvantage, OF as brSzE~s Is
Voltaire's "Discourses Upon Man" II
they inculcated injurious theories, efeass
rhythmic assB&ron's "Don Juan" if it
'saefiHsed-sshe decenciess$6n% that day
the flying roll which Zechariah of the
text saw thousands of years ago and the
rolls which we see flying sover all our
towns and cities and fyingfrom the
Bwiftest printing presses that were ever
invented will be found to contain mes
Bages divine Or satanic. Not only tbs
inkhorn which Ezekiel saw, but all the
inkhorns, will come to Judgment. "And
I saw the dead, small and great, stand
before God, and the books were opened.
The Monitor-register., 1897-12-03
Bed Wetting

Is rarely the fanlt Of children. They
can't help it. because they are too young
to exercise the will power of a grown
person to arise out of sleep when troubled
with Irritable Bladder or Weak Kidneys
Parents can help and prevent it, so
they tell us in their letters, because it
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contributors co1umn-for every type
we set, for every press we move, and
for the style of secular or religious
newspaper we patronize or encourage.
In Ezekiel's prophecy the angel of God,
supposed to be Christ, appears with an
inkhorn hung at his side as an attor-
ney's clerk i'll olden time had an ink
horn at his side. And l have no doubt
the inkhorn will have an important
part in the day of judgment-those who
have used it well to receive eternal
plaudit and those who have misused it
to receive condemnation.
Piled up in all the worlds printing
offices, secular and religious, are the
publications of past years, bound up
year by year, and in those offices they
can tell just what they printed any
day for the last 20 years, and in the
great day of judgment all that we have
ever written or printed will be revealed
from the mighty volumes of eternity.
All those who have ruthlessly pried in
to the secret of unhappy domestic life
and despoiled homes, come to iudg-
ment. All those who have by the pen
a~ssassinated character, come to judg-
ment. All those who have had anything
to do with salacious and depraved liter
allure, come to Judgment. All those
who have produced pictures admins
trative Of vice, come to Judgment. No
one will then dare say, 81 knew it was
not true, and l only intended it for a
joke" or, 81 had to make my living.
and the paper that 1 worked for paid
me in proportion to the startling nature
of the stuff l prepared, or, 81 correct
ed the falsehood i'll the next issue, y or,
Il felt my power in the editorial chair,
having opportunity to address such null
titudes week by week, and I wanted to
keep the church and the world in awe
of me-" On that great day of Judgment
all the power we have had on earth
will be insignificant compared with the
power that will pronounce our rapture
or our doom, and that which might
have been considered a joke in the
composing room," because it humil-.
-iated~ans enemy, will be no joke at all
amid the wreck Of mountains and seas,
and the inkhorn will there tell of all
we wrote anonymously and under the
i~mpersonality of a newspaper, as we'll as
that which was signed with our own
name, BIT what a beautiful day for a
Frances HaSefgal, when she gets re-
warded for all the kind things she ever
wrote with the tears of her invalidism;
or when the authors and a~uthoresses of
all lands and ages are told how many
came to heaven through their instru-
mentalities, and aRsaAasthogaswho asA.
the influence Of the press to correct the
errorszand extirpate the wrongs and
break the serfdom of mankindl
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its own without our giving them
an extra dose in the shape Of religion.
This world is going to be saved, and if
you do not believe it you are an inffdel.
None of US wants to get on board a
train which instead of reaching the de-
pot is surely going down the embank-
ment. All aboard for the millenninmf
For the most part in a religious journal
let the editorials be cheerful and,the
pictures cheerful. If in one column
there be a CHASTITY woodcut Of the fam
inc stricken in India, in the next col
umn have a list Of contributions for al
deviation of the suffering Or a picture of
a ship carrying breadstuffs. If in one
column there be the death of an old
minister of the gospel whom we cannot
spare, in the next put the name of some
young Elisha who can wear the mantle
of Elijah. s
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DY virtue offs writ Of Fl. Fa. to me direct
D ed aud delivered, issued out of the
Salem Common Pleas, L will sell at public
vendue, on
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 10. 1897
In front of the Court House, in the city of
O'Clock in the afternoon of said day, to-wit,
barn. lot of land and premises. situate in
the township of Pilesgrove. county of Salem
and State of New Jersey, bounded as follows:
Beginning at a stone in the west side of
the J os. X. Riley road and corner to Vim. IL.
Juhnson's lots and also corner to Chas. M.
iiller's land, and runs along said Milier's
and south 43o east 5 80 links to a corner;
hence still by the same south 461&o north
7 26 links to The middle of the new road
known as the Chas. NJ. Miller road; thence
along the middle thereof north 5lAo west
IS links to the middle of the said Jos. X.
Riley road; thence along said road north
81. east s.14 links TO the beginning; contain
ing 4 and 10-l00 acres, more or less, and is
The same premises conveyed to Sarah A.
Johnson by John Il. Alderman by deed
dated February q, 1884, and is recorded at
alem in Book 81 of Deeds. folio 703, &C.
low occupied by Sidney L. Johnson.
Seized and taken in execution as the prop
erty of Sarah A. Johnson and Sidney T.
Johnson defendants. at the. suit of Robert
Hewitt and John W. aackett, and to be
'''D OLIVER wF1GG1Ns.
Late Sheriff.
Dated Salem, Nj Nov. 10, 1897. lilo
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She-"I think the average man who
lives to be an old bachelor pays a very
poor compliment to himself"
He-"How SOP"
She-"He shows that he doesn't
believe he is smart enough to take care of
anyone besides himself or his is afraid no
girl would have him" Two minutes
later she asked for time to think about
it. "-CleueIGnd Leader.
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xtx
II feel so miserabler'
whats the NATTER"
Mrs. Robinson told ne q secret to-day;
and I've forgotten what it wasp
Hiegende Blatter.
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HOOPS PILLS are the best family
cathartic and liver tonic. Gentle, reliable,
sure.
The Monitor-register., 1897-12-03
sssKL1TTLE FUN.

DO you think she loves you?"
"Idou't know. I'm all in the dark
"Well, if she entertains you that way 1
think it's pretty good proof."-N0rth
1merscan
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Fnddy-Tandem has been married
before, hasn't he?
Duddy-Yes; be was youug and inex-
perienced when be married the first time.
Fuddy-Bnt how about this second
marriageP
Duddy-Oh, he is old enough to be
childish now.-Boston Transcript.
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PUBLIC SALE
Of
Desirable Farm
SATURDAY, DECEMBER Ie. 1897

By virtue Of a power of attorney given to
me by the heirs of Tamson Stretch, deceased,s
late of the county of Salem, I will sell at
public sale, on
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 10, 1897
Between the hours of 10 and 5 P. NJ. ,.to-wit,
at3 O'Clock, in front of the Court House in
the. city of Salem, NJ j., all that desirable
farm and premises of which hanson Stretch
died seized, situate In the township of Lower
Penn's Neck, count of Salem and State of
New Jersey, adjoining lands of Mrs. Eliza
beth Casper. Robert +. Boon and others,
containing
SO 1900 ACRES
more or less, part meadow. o In the ten
ure of Horatio Patterson, who will show the
same to those wishing to view the premises.
The improvements are a brick and frame
dwelli, ouse, barn, wagon house, corn
crib s1Jbuildiags. Wells of good
We. Is therein at the house and
Inc S'ng within two miles of
Ind near 70 churches,
Ills, railroad station,
ions. ksslsa desirable home for u
bfais under Roou CULTIVATION.
de known at sale.
~ ROBERT GWYNNE,
-UJ'y ~ nofrs of Tamson Stretch, decd
w A. CaspersA uctioneer. ll-26
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Papa, did the angels really bring
baby down from besven?"
Father-Of course, my son; but why
do you ask such a question?
swell, from the way he's howled ever
since he's been here l thought they must
have just dropped him ."-BrookIyn Life
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And now let all of us who are con-
nected with either secular CT religious
journalism remember that we will be
called into final account for every word
we write in editorial or reportorial or
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She-He's fast, l understand.
He-No. SLOW.
"You evidently don't know ho~ he
spends money"
"Ah, but 1 know bow be pays his
debts. "-Ph5ladelphia Record
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mo, l am not at all surprised. | sus-
spected that the homely man over there
was your husband"
"Why SOP"
because Cupid still delights in linking
extreme contrasts. ~ Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
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Thousands suffer from Cstarrh or co

Every woman has an oVerpoweriog
curiosity to see a man cry.
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Smith-Your friend Wheeler is a crank
on punotuality, isn't he?
Brown-I should say he is. Wby, he
even carries his watch in the rear pocket
of his trousers, just to prevent his ever
being behind time Chicago Daily Nesos.
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sis that province paciied?" asked the
Spanish General. Yes" replied the
other. Nov that the inhabitants have
whipped us for the third time they seem
quite eontented." - Washington Star.
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Purely Vegetable,

containing no mercury, potash, arsenic
OF other dangerous mineral.
Books will be mailed free to n address
by the Swift Specific Co., Atlanta, Ga.
The Monitor-register., 1897-12-03

DO you think a men las a right to
open his " ife's letters?"
"Wetl, he may have the right; but
| don't see how he could have the
courage ~ Chicago Record.
z.ss x*x
Perkins-Hss Slopay ever paid you
that $40 he borrowed last year?
Dobson-No. I guess be has forgotten
all about it; he is just as social aud
friendly as he ever wss.-Puck.
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FLYING ROLL"
REV. DR.. .TAlMAGE AND THE RE-
LIGIOuS NEWSPAPERS MISSION.

The "Flying Roll" Zechariah Saw and the
| Modern 'F1yins Rolls"-Journals That
Drop Benedictions Upon the Nation-De-
n~ominational Differences.
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Mamma, Aunt Julia is the most per.
fectest lady 1 have ever met"
'What makes you think so, Georgie?"
"'Cause you don't never have to ask
her for a second piece of pumpkin pie."-
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Monitor-register., 1897-12-03
SO 79-Ioo
SHERIrE,S SALE

-oJ'y ~ pairs of Tamson Stretch, de
w. A. observation-disclosures. IL
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"You have basely deceived me; you
told me when you married my daughter
that you had money coming to you "
"Well-I meant tbe money | would get
by marrying her. ''-Detr0it Free Press.
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SATURDAY. DECEMBER Ie. 1897

DY virtue ola writ Of FL. Fa. to me direct
d ed aud delivered, issued out of the
salem Common Pleas. l will sell at public
vendue, on
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Tell me what you eat" said the sage,
''apd l can tell you what you are"
"Ratsi" shouted the scoffer.
"Ah! Chineae, beyond psradventnre,"
-Dincinnnti En0liTP9