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Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1897-09-16
Where He Agreed with Him.

"What! What!" =
;. The irate old man choked with indigna.
ton n
you want to steal my child from me, to
rob me Of my daughter? Why sir!-"
His rage got the upper hand of him. and
he gasped some more 4.
Rascal is no name for you'll
The young man was perfectly calm.
You bet it isn't" he said, slowly; land if
ANYBODY says otherwise there's liable to be
!, In the face Of such sublime gall what could
the old man do?-Puck. :
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1897-09-16
Boundless Exotism.

"You ought to give up trying to sing
Don't your neighbors: smash your windows
when you sing Of an evening"" said Gilhooly
to- q vocalist. s0s's'''f'5
y .eThey don't do that because my singing
is bad; on the contrary, they smash my win
dows so they can hear better. "-Tammany
Times ~ j &..,.,, sz:$..@
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1897-09-16

Autobiographical.- The self-made man
was speaking. He said-"My father was a
raiser Of hogs. There was large family of
us-Iand then his voice was drowned by the
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1897-09-16

To Cure a Cold in One Day
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. A
druggists refund money if it fails to cure. 25
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1897-09-16

Boarding.School Teacher - "And now
Efdlth, ten me the plural of baby" Edit
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1897-09-16

. Piso' g Cure cured me of Throat an,
Lung trouble Of three years. standing.-E
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1897-09-16

When a woman has more than she ca,
hold IN her hand she puts it in her mouth
Washington Democrat.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1897-09-16

Fits stepped free and permanently cured.
No fits after first days use of DR.. Klines
Great Nerve Restorer. Free 81 trial bottle l.
treatise. DR.. Kline, 933 Arch st., Phila, Pa.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1897-09-16
More TEXTILE.

Hewitt-My wife; was looking for dry
GOODS store yesterday and by mistake she
walked into a saloon next door.
p Jewett-That was terrible.
Yes, she found me inside."-N. 7.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1897-09-16

"What is the age of chivalrv. Amt Pene,
ope?" ''Those good old times when mer
1 B:l IN love with women over forty."-Tit
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1897-09-16

Halls Catarrh Cure
Is taken internally. Price 75c.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1897-09-16

Trees for planting can never b
bought cheaper than they can this fall.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1897-09-16

Men tire of everything else; it is wonder
they do not tire of life.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-01-14
INSPECTOR DISMISSED.
Secretniy Cariisic's Action in the
Eairchiid-Barrc Case.

Washington, Jan. 12.-Thc long drawn
out fight between United States Steam
boat Inspectors Fairchild and Barrett
and their subordinates of New York
city has resulted In finding Inspector
Fairchild guilty upon some of the
charges, and lie was yesterday dismiss
cd from the service. Inspector Barrett
WAS eHonorated from all blame
The findings OF the board that made
me investigation, which have been APP
follows:
charge 1.-Granting certificates of
inspection 10 steamers when they were
III an unscaworthy condition
The specifications under this charge
are as TO the steamer Havana, the
lcrryboats of the West Shore Railway
company and the steamer Catharine
Whiting. Not sustained.
oiarSc Intimidation OF subordi-
tanned.
Charge Improper charges for mile
age. Using West shore railroad pnss
going and returning from West Point,
anu charging mileage expenses Com
mittce decline declaring the charges
sustained because of Captain ITairchiid's
nish character, and the witness making
the charge is Ia (bc) discrcditcd nv his
own showing" Not sustained.
Charg" i.-Failurc i'm doing his duty
III counting passengers. Not sustained
Chargc 5.-Failurc To witness HYDRO
S'atlc pressure on certain steamers (yio
iatlon Section ., Rule IN. Charge sls-
tanned S '"'
Charge G.-Allowing pop safety valves
10 be substituted in place of lever safety
waves on West Shore railroad ferry
boals. Charge sustained as to fact. bur
inc supervising Inspector General dis
aEreeS with the conclusions of the com
niittce. that the action of Inspcctor
ri'rchild was an offense deserving the
tpEhlZancc of the department.; and with
thv accuracy of their statement. thni
The regulations of. the steamhoot in
SPe'tinn service require that the sig
natures Of both the inspectors shall ho
required to be appended TO all officiaI
papers: the rule referred to relating
only 10 the signing of certificates of in.
Spectinn and officers licenses (Section
.: Rule vi. Rules and Regulations. Sec
lions li3S-li42, II. So"
me substitution of II pop safety valve
LOT lever safety valve" when tho
uWh"r or agent Of n steamer desires II
S'''uiu iIW'lSS be encouraged The first
i.iiilrd valve is fast becoming obsolete
Tor the reason that the lever vnIvr" il.
not always reliable. though the MS. If
! me lever valve is sim legal under the
rules OF the Board Of Supervising In
Charge THAT the steamer Mary
ann was improperly inspected. Charga
not sustained. -
charge S.-Brantincham's undue I'm,
, WIN Captain rairchild Not sus.
~, Charges against Local lnspecto,
"oi''"s II. Jarrett not sustained
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-01-14
VIII NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

New York newspaper reporters. who
as Il class a:c faithful. conscientious ami
gentlemaniy men. were his week round
~ abused by two public officials. Gov
ernor LeedY. of Kansas speaks of them
as Grub street suribbjers on venal
press" who. with r:cheerfui audacity ;;
etc. etc. So - t.
Magistrate Mott. whose Slot at present
IS no. more happy than tina; OF some Of
the miserable beings that are arralgned
before him for,petty m.sdcmcanoys. re-
ferred 10 the metropolitan reporters as
absolutely devoid OF any regard for the
truth" as we'll as 'impcrtinent. intru-
siNe, and insolen.." The best answer
colleagues on the police court bench
to Magistrate Motifs TRADE is that his
have no difficulty in getting along with
the reporters and utter no complaints
againS: them. Mr.. Mott makes q long
defense of himself III the Post. Nearly
all OF 1t Is made up of attacks OH the re-
porters. toward whom he says his atti-
tude is that of "a general boycott" He
evidently looks. upon them as the cause
OF his present troubles. In regard to
the Lizzie Somers case. he saws that he
Is quite unable to understand the
grounds upon which supreme Court
Judge Lawrence decided tina. ne had i'm
properly committed the woman
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-01-14
WILL EIGErT NEVADA.
The notwithstanding ri.ht VIII
rrohnblN he HmIicu Oh! There

y Chicago dispatch says: II Is r.Dorted
on excellent authority tGat the n-hl he
tween Corbc.; and FitHsimmons IS to he
pulled OFF at talsgn CITY. %vV. The re-
port comes from Carson CITY, ana is
lased on actual circumstances. which
make it by far the most plausible of
those which have been set aiuli by the
persons whc believe themselves capable
Of anticipating Stuart's plans.
some ming more than two months AGO
Dan Stuart made . trip to Carson C!ty.
where hc sought out Attorney General
i'eatty, who has since died. and held
several secret consultations with HIM.
Stuart remained in Carson City for soyc-
RAJ days, and just before leaving cngag-
ct he services of IL surveyor with whom
he went 10 the Carson City race track.
Inside the track .nClosurc they surveyed
and stakcd on grolnd for large build
inG.
y reputable man OF Nevada, ~ no was
4 close friend of Realty. says he held a
conversation with the Attorney General
Dcior" the latter was taken SEX, ana
was Informed by him that at Stuart's
request he had carefully gone through
Inc laws of the State to ascertain If
there was any hing in the books prohlb-
ting pr!Ze-iighting. but had failed TO
find single word that could b. CON
stfued as forbiddng the sport
stuart went To proper state officials
who We're advised by Attorney General
Beatty and asked for an ironclad Ii
cense that would hermit hin 10 bring OFF
the next championship fight in the State
wi bout possibility of interference.
The officials saw no objection ia do ng
so, in case the revenue to be derived by
the state was sufficient. and price was
fixed. Mr. Beatty did not know the fig
ures.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-01-14
A STORY OF MccyLLAGH.
An Ola Reporter reiIs an Anecdote
characteristic OF the Great Editor

An Old Reporter sends to the Chi
caSo Record the following characteris-
NC ancedote of the late Joseph b. Nc
Cullagh:
When I applied to Joseph II McfnI-
laEh for position as reporter on the
Giobe-Democrat. In 1885, 1 had been
posted about his dctestation of dudes.
and wore an old sut--clean, but almost
threadbare. had letters OF RECON-
mendation from Col Burke. or the
Tlmcs-Democrat. and from Col Dora-
mus. or the Dallas News. which I held
III my hand. ready for his lnspectior
l made my speech, rather Disconnected
ny me cool. calculating manner In
Whici, ne inspected me while doing so.
ana then handed him my "credentfals.,
He glanced ut the signatures, without
reading the contents of either of tho let
tcrs. picked up Il slip of instructions and
told me To report the murder OF Joe
RobcdeauX. IA Frcnchman who had been
murdered few minutes before in the
french quarter. and then carefully
placed my beloved papers" I'm his
rocket without word of explanation.
Three hours later handed him a very
carefully written report OF the murder,
giving all of the details. which would
have filed two columns, preceded by my
own scare heads" In six sections, Civ
ing all of the principal facts in short
sentences. Next morning l found that
my report had been 'klllcd" at the
'enactinE clause" for the report APP
p"lrcd in an article about two inches
long. under small head. "Foully Muir
dercd. with all of the rest of my scare
heads" printed, word for word, exactly
rs | had written them. as the body of
the Item. Not II word of the report
appeared.
1t was beautiful Christmas morning,
but j Will never forget my feelings as
l read that little item. | felt utterly
crushed, and, If | had had my letters,
Mr.. McCullagh would never have seen
me again. | wandered around the hotel
corridors until time To report. when Il
presented myself before Little Mack
and asked for the return of the letters.
TO my unspcakable surprise and intense
delight he gave me an immediate as
siGnmcnt for special work, handed me a
huge bundle wrapped In prapping paper,
and. while holding this package. the
contents Of which were unknown to me.
, lie procccdedfto give me Instructions and
detail all of my failngs In blunt but
very lucid sentences, winding up like the
crack of a whip with: Put those
clothes on and report for duty in one
hour" My head was actually swim
ming when l left the room.
The package contained n complete out
fit. including shoes, shirt. underwear
collar, tic and one OF the best-titting
suits ever wore. the total cost OF
which could not have been much less
j than $50. .,t
never saw my letters again, bu,
when l left, two years later. he wrote
me the best recommendation I ever re-
ceived, ana was always rendy to say
u good word by wire &c 1t was requested
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-01-14
The NATURAL
To cu,s Isn.na,ion.5

20 = = +
Inflammation Is the sustaining eiernaSk
OF the great majority OF our physlp&3
Ills; ailay this infiammation,al and the
pain ceases. the flesh, muscles, and t&TS*
dons resume their normal conditions aH4
the violence of the attack Is at an an6SgH
1t follows, then, that the first stapsffF
a successful assault upon diseaae sa 10
destroy any existing Inflammation end
with 1t the pain. This accompHshed.ft the
patient Is at ease. s. =: , e Z
This Is the natural mode Of procedures
ana kindly Nature has Furnished ana3
means to that end In certain roots bar7{H'
ana herbs, which, in their due, propoftfonS
are constituent parts OF Lightning Hot
Drops, the greatest pain panacea ever
known to medical science. sS
Freely applied to cut, brufse burn.
scalu, or flesh wound of any natures
lightning Hot Drops Will absolutely
XIII the pain, prevent all infammat iQu
ana quickly heal the lacerated flesh. Ar
an instance what is more painful :oxi
distressing than a. mashed finger with
the nail torn loose? In such a Gaze.
lightning Hot Drops gives complete and
Immediate ease from pain. 1t will smart
ana BURN Tor a few minutes when first
tppiied 10 fresh cuts. sores, etc, but a.
rev applications VIII take all the sore
ness out and heal the cut or sore The
hVc. SIZE contains 21s times as much "a
lhe zoe. size. Lightning Hot Drops Isl
prepared by Herb Medicine Co.. Spring
Helo, o., and no honest druggist win
offer you anything else.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-01-14
a STRANGE MURDER.
u '"se in Japan Resembling. the cele,
DRAFTED Maybrick <'asc.

~ iettcr To the Baltimore American
rom ok"homa. Japan. says that great
.".'ieAt mas been taken there In mo
tiiai Hi Mrs Carew. prominent So
10y ianf' on the charge of poisoning
Hrf husband with arsenic in n mann,
similar 10 that said to have been rnIInw.
5H ny Mrs. Florence Maybrick, now nm
tc'EoinS sentence of imDrisonmnn, "a,
IL" IN england. Mr.. Carew was t,lfcu
II. on octobc" IL last, and died on Octn.
lac inquest certified thar he
NED OF arsenic poisoning. and :, v.r-
dlct of murder was rendered ooojns,
some unknown person. AT the pr.lin,i-
nary inquiry held in the British can
SnIaf t'ourt there, the evidence show.l
ma MIS-. Carey made large purchases
VI arsenic. Inc use of which she said
was an o!d-timc habit of hcl, hush,nd's
Throughout the PROCEEDINGS there 49,.
references TO mysterious ypilrI
woman. and there was considerable ~
c;temcnt there when ii became known
lh2t Mary Jacobs, the ;soVerness or th,.
rev iamhy, was arrested yesterday
ana Is reported TO have c1nfcssrd IN
committing the murder for which Mn
'.reW mas been on trial since January :
MT. Walt T. Raymond HALLOWEEN GA
Few, husband Of Mrs. Carcw. was seq.
HiarN OF the Hokohoma United t'lub
aid Ayed with hissw:fe and children il,
fhe innsi fas hfonIrle portion of the re-
servarfor set apart:for tho foreign rrsi-
dents of tha; city. They had been six
years in Japan coming here from Singa-
pore, where Mr.. Carcw had been In In,
British East Indian civil service.
THE CCNERNESS' STORIES
Ii was the governess. il seems. who
FIRST spread the reports of the nl,rch1so
al arsenic, which led To wh!spcrings
among the servants. eliminating in the
GoNerncss communicating her slIsnl
ClOnS to the phNsirilp whn b,J -.
IN attendance upon MI Carew. Owing
10 the suspicious cast upon the widow
the latter employed counsel to rep
resent her at the COrOncr's inquest. and
upon the witness stand she admitted
having frequently quarreled with her
husband over money matters. She also
referred TO the appearance in their
domestic circle of a mysterious "vcilei
woman ana of Il woman in black -
believed to be identical, who Mrs. Carey
believed TO be the person who poisouc1
her husband. Al first it was supposed
That this mysterious female was a Ger
lain Annie Luke. who had been en-
gagged 10 Mr. Carcw before he left Eng
land. 1t was established that n yelled
woman called at the Carew residence
one night, and letters signed Annie
Luke and "A. L." We're received during
the inquest by the Coroner and bv The
deceased previous TO his death leading
people to suppose that Miss Luke had
followed him from England to Japan.
one OF the missiVcs referred to Mrs
Carew as that little fool of n wife. -
But all the efforts OF the authorities fail
co 70 locate the mysterious woman, who
Is now believed to be no other than
Mary Jacob. the governess oftthe family,
although attempts were made TO show
mat the mysterious "veiled woman"
might have been Mrs. Carew in disguise.
Her arrest followed soon after the in
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-01-14
PORT SlRFOI.Ik NOTES.

Mr.. S. G.. Hand. one of the firm of
Hand 81 Smith, contractors. OF this
town. Will in a few days commence to
built Il house In which he will reside at
Port Norfolk.
There WAS n lively foot race here yes
tcrday afternoon between MIR. John An
derson. the constable, and IL coored
man. IT seems that the colored man
took from a colorcd woman OH the
suburbs Il cloak. He was captured
there and an officer sent for. but he
cried murder and fire and every
thing so bad the parties got frightened
before the officer arrived and let him
20, and In the afternoon Mr. Anderson
and another gentleman were riding out
at Fort Norfolk and Mr.. Anderson's
companion saw the colored man that
mad made his escape and told Mr. An
dcrSun that he was the man, and they
CAPTURED him and We're IN the act OF
putting him In the buggy when he made
II break and ran. He ran in among
MIS-. NaSon's cattle and Mr.. Anderson
was afraid 10 shoot at him. but when he
cleared the COWS Anderson fred at him.
He was about to get away when Mr.
John w. Mall1rd. Of Port Norfolk.
Went for him and knocked him down
ana sat on him until Ir. Anderson came
up. You don't suppose he got up when
he had go pounds Of good fat perched
upon him. No indeed he was captured,
About O'Clock ii hogan to snow and
from the looks Of the clouds and the
feeling of the temperature we may have
a good snow. one good snow is wort
10 the farmers as much as two coats
OF fertilizer
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-01-14
.FlOTsAM AND JETSAM
haaty Portions Of News items Arranged for
lie Benefit of Rapid Readers.
PARAGRAPHS, PERSONAL AND OTHERWISE
aanii-n OF the Comin.s ANA Goinss
az "copic You Know -Accounrs OF
Events OF Interest to Many Read.
"''s-F"pics discussed on the Sireet
and ia offices aud Homes.

Col. W. II. Stewart is i'll at his resi-
dence.
ON: FISH nlarle; presents a very slim
appearance at present.
Ihe small boy with his Sleigh was out
enjoying the snow last night.
me stockholders OF the Bank of Ports
mouth will hold their annual meeting at
neon to-day.
Tonight the Woodmcn of the World
VIII install officers and banquet at the
Hotel Madison.
Or. Y. G. Culpepper purchased twenty
eight lots on the Shea tract, near Pin
ncr's Point. yesterday.
The lying horse man arrived yester-
day afternoon and pitched his tent on
County street extended.
4. number OF friends of Councilman 6
I Montague were entertained at his
residence Tuesday night.
y number OF people speak very highly
~ the appointment of Mr. John X
White as secretary of the Y. NJ. C. A.
Mr. j. Brooks. of PHILADELPHIA. who
has been visiting his daughter Mrs
Kent. on Washington street, returned
homo yesterday.
There was large attendance at
Owens Memorial NJ. f. church last
West of New York.
constable Anderson arrested yester-
day morning Atlass Britt, colored.
charged with disorderly conduct and
asSau,ing Gussie Hall.
me case against the young man
Creeey. who is charged with disturbing
religious worship, Will be tried to-mor-
row afternoon at O'Clock
MIS-. Catherine Rodman and daughter,
Rose. left yesterday afternoon for Bur-
lhgton. n. j., on visit TO Mrs. Rod
mans daughter, Mrs. Annie NJ Frazier.
Mr.. George Smith returned TO this
city last night from Plymouth with his
bride They will reside with Mr.. Wiley
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-01-14
Oyster sumner.

The success of the oyster supper and
"old Maids Auction" given by the
ladies OF Owens Memorial church at
temperance hall Tuesday, was a decid-
Cd financial success The following are
the odd Maids ana their purchasers:
bliss Sallic Ann Bluegrass, bought by
CApt. Mcdonald; Miss Polly Flanagan.
bought Ny +. Hamburger: Miss .Ierri-
nah Snapnosc, bought by l.. i. Grimes:
Miss Patsy Lizzie Turnipseed, bought by
". j. Moore: Miss Anebella Bluctoe,
bought by T.. J. Grimes; Miss Polly
Piunket, bought ny Capt. Mears; Miss
Sa!lie Ann 'lunkct. Bought by l.. j.
C.!n"s; Miss Hannah Bopeep. bought
by Mi Farrenpapf: Miss Kaline Ectch-
up, bought by +. j. Grimes: Miss Vir-
2in!a Bcanty. bought by Mr.. Water
ic!G: Miss Susan Hafnigat. bought by
Cart. Mcara
fhr programme will be repeated to-
EiGht with musical attractions. and all
WHO can should attend
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-01-14
Charged With Robbery.

Tuesday evening Constables Linehan
and Anderson left here in search of IA
negro named Sam Williams. who IS
wanted on the charge OF committing
housebreakinS ana robbery at West
Norfolk. When near that place they
spied their man and commanded him to
get in the buggy. but Williams refused,
and was shot at by one of the officers,
the ball striking him in the breast.
Knocking him down, but did not penc-
trate the overcoat he had on at the
time. The officers quickly approa ched
their man. placed him in the vehicle
and brought him to the county jail 1t
is probable that he will have hearing
before justice to-day