Little Falls weekly transcript. (Little Falls, Morrison Co., Minn.) 1894-19??, 1897-04-09


look like t'irty CENTS and all de womin
says tlcy would do II Curmencita turn, cx-
cept dc wiley WILDLY, who says dat she
would do Yvcttc Guilhcrt turn My,
you'd never be tired If you'd sec how sick
dat made dc duchess. Sho said dc WILDLY
was having pipe dreams and dat II she had
O clanst she'd show dc swells dat sho was
herself n good ringer for her friend Yvette.
Honest, t'ings do come our way SO much
dat wonder We hasn't broke our ncoks
dogding 'em. On dc very afternoon Of do
show dc wildly sends void dat she'd twist
cd her ankle and couldn't do her turn.
"Miss Fannie near has Il 1T, cause all
de tickets was sold for five plunks every
rattle out of dc box, and 1t was dc Yvctte
turn what had matlo most Of dc talk and
excitement. Den dc duchess she chases
over t. Mr.. Paul's house, where l was Civ
ing him n boxing exercise, and she says
she would do dc turn If he could fix it SO
ns Miss Fannie wouldn't tumble Mr..
Paul taut while, and den no says 1t is
dead c,lsy only dat de duchess would have
to wear u dinky veil over her fncc what
would not let de audience tumble who she
was.
well, dis Is what he done: When 1t
comes time for do Yvette turn, nc goes out
on dc stage wc had In dc music room and
says dat, owing t. dc disposition of dc wild
dy, dcy was compelled t. make good wild a
professional, who was Mad III 'sclle UNI
t., RI r,l, kinder taking fall out of dc last
name, like he didn't quite know 1t. Say,
you'd never be tired t. hear de way dat
duchess goil done dat turn! She didn't do
IL ting t dat aud 'once but kill 'cm dead.
Nobody but Miss Fannie tllmblcd t. who
she was, and MIR. Paul squared it wild Miss
Fannie all right.
II knowetl dat dcre was some odder
game de duchess would work and dat 1t
would mean Doodle, but never tnut even
she would have dc nerve to do what sho
Done Derc was Il nice little willy boy be-
hind dc curtains what was dc treasurer of
de game and had I'LL dc long green do tick
cts had fetched in. He goes up t. do
duchess and suys he's ticlzlcd near t. dent
wild her turn, and she jollies him till he
didn't know wctlder he was In Wcstohester
county or Hobokcn. All of a sudden slo
says t. me, Me man, says she, Il believe
you Is t. drive mo t. dc station
"'Yes, lady, says l, wondering what
tell, but taking de cue all right, all right.
"'Who shall collect me pny from9' she
says, looking sweet at do willy boy.
"'How much is itY' he asks.
"Say, you'd never he tired! Dat goil
never so much as swallows hard as she
says, Usual inc terms is two hundred, but
you has made dc evening so charming ono
hundred will DOLL donate dc odder hun
dred t. de chnrityl' De willy boy digs into
his jeans and flashes up five double saw
bucks, which de duchess had just put In
her pocket when Miss Fannie comes along
and says, 'Hortense, she says t. dc duch-
ess, 'Hortcnse, take off your makeup ut
once, for you'll be wanted t. help do ladies
in de cloakroom.
"De willy boy gnsps, but gives him II
wink, and Miss Fannie says t. him: My
muid did we'll, did she notp You must
not tell the secret behind do scenes and let
de aud 'cncc know who she is.
''De willy boy was a pretty good sport
ut dat, for he braces and snys, L assure
you, Mrs. Burton, I'll say nothing about
my experience here says he.
"And sure he didn't.
''Ho made good dc hundred and mo an
de duchess is in town today putting some
thing in dc bank.
"Say, what do you t'ink Of dat g'ilP
You d never be tircd!"-Edward W. Town
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