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The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-05-15
The Dnzed Phrcnoloyist.

The great p%hrenologist was dazed
And lost his usual stavity:
He found a man who couldn't be praised,
Because of his ~depravity.
"iou are a thief" said he: II fear
You steal when not prevented"
but William Shakespeare, he stole deer.
Said he: I'm complimented."
Your temper's bad, you're full of bile,
You ray and funle intensely"
ooh. YES" said he; 80 did Carlyle;
You honor me immensely"
But you, sir, you are very vain
And weakly esotistic"-
"Gh, yes said he; Just like Montaigne.
You're very eulogist!c."
You are a cynic:" S was Swift"
"A scoffer.' so was Shelley"
For lying you've a mighty gift"
We'll, so had Machiavelli."
but you're conceited, proud and haut,
A base of pride you're built on"
well, SO was Michael Angelo,
And Dante and John M.,ton."
''Irunds left with you would be misused,
Or l am much mistaken:
Mems trust in you would be abused
why! How like Francis Bacon!
Well, here's your fee: you've done me
proud.
You've ransacked histoTy's pages
To mi me with the il.ustrious crowd
OF great men of all ages"
Sam Walter Foss. in Puck.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-05-15
Used by the Champions.

The popularity of the Winchester re.
peating shot gun is deserved, for although
II costs very little, it has repeatedly out
shot the highest priced handmade guns.
Thousands of shooters who used double
barreled shot guns now use the Win
chester repeater because they found that
they could bag more game and make bet
ter scores at the trap with Il Winchester.
What stronger recommendation could any
short gun possibly have than to be used
by j. A. r. Elliott, champion live bird
shot of America; Rolla o. Heikes, cham
pion of the world ut flying targets; Ferd
! an Dyke, Capt. r. a. Bartlett, and
many other Of the best shots in the II
Try: A Winchester repeating shot gun
and Winchester factory loaded shells
form Il combination which cannot be
equalled. Send to the Winchester Re-
peating Arms Co., New Haven, CT, for
their large illustrated catalogue free.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-05-15
The Evil Genius.
DOMESTIC STORY.
BY wILKIE

49,
The book dropped from his hand on the
table ..si.fit tad been a new pain.
His wife the persisted in thinking of her
as his wife) must have occupied the room
might perhaps have been the person whom
he had succeeded as a guest at the hotel.
Did she still3Alue his present to her in re-
meE2erance OF Old tines: No! She valued
itso little thai she had evidently forgotten
it. Perhaps her maid might have included
1t among the small articles of luggage. Per-
haps dear little Kitty might have put it into
one of her mothers trunks. In any case,
there it was, abandoned in the drawer 81 a
table at an hotel.
"Oh," he thought bitterly, "if l could only
feel as coldly towards Catherine as she feela
towards mel" His resolution had resisted
much: but this final trial of his self-contrd
was more than he could sustain. He drop
ped into a chair--his pride of manhood re-.
eoiled from the contemplate weakness OF
crying--he tried to remember that she Ind
divorced him and taken his child from him.
In vain! In vain! He burst into tears.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-05-15
The Bicycle aud Tuberculosis in

! btcyCtS ahA ltDcFCulOSiS liz
Women.
British Medical and Surgical Journal.
At thel last quarterly meeting of the
American Statistical association. DIR. S.
w. Abbott, secretary Of the Massachu-
sets board of health, presented some
interesting figures regarding the pro-
portion of pulmonary tuberculosis in fe-
males to that in males in Massachu-
setts. The rate in 1851 was 1,451 females
to 1000 males: in 1890, 1,055 females to
l 200 males; n last year only 974 fe-
males to 1000 males. Last year vas the
first in the history of the state In which
the number of deaths from phthisis In
females was smaller than tina In males.
The fact thai a uniform reduction in
the rate of female deaths began some
five years ago, about the time when
wonlen We're beginning to ride the BIZ
cycle extensively, Dir. Abbott considers
ignificant, and he Is inclined to attrib-
ute the decrease in the death rate to the
great increase in open air exercise
among Women which has been inaugur-
ated by the use Of the bicycle.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-05-15
AMERICAN DIVORCES NOT LEGAL
Canadians Who Break the Bond in
This Country May Have
Trouble.

OTTAWA, Ont, May 5.-The supreme
court has given Il decision Tor the JUS
tice department. deciding thai a man
or woman who leaves Canada to go to
the United States for divorce, without
intending to live there, afterward mar
rying and returning to Canada, can be
prosecuted for bigamy.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-05-15
Patience Ovcr Tired.

De bird WIS on de bendin' branch, a.
lookin' mighty gay;
."Dah's company a-comin'!' OATS whut I
hyurd I'm say
An April laughed ter git de news an den
she blinkcd her eye
An mex she wrinlSled up her face an
stahted in ter cry.
Mornin' Mistuh song-bird. an howdedo,
Miss May!
whimperln' dat-a-way.
De chirpin' wouldn' cheer 'er nor de sum
shine when it smiled,
Hurry up. Miss May, an take away dat
teasin' child!
Washington Evening Star.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-05-15

People who are eating tobacco to pre-
serve their teeth should read the official
report of the authorizations of the plug,
which consists of sugar. alum, lime,
Hour OF meal, rhubarb leaves. saltpeter,
fuller's earth, starch. malt combings,
ehromate of lead. peat moss. molasses,
burdock leaves, oninlo salt. endive
leaves, lampblack, gum, red dye, scraps
pf old newspapers, cinnamon stick, cab
bage leaves and straw brown paper.
Once in a while an old sock finds its
way in.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-05-15

Swiss railroads were built with the
eventual privilege of purchase by the
government, and the bundesrath has
made an offer of nearly 5000, 000, 600 for
them, based on a government loan, re-
deemable in sixty years.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-05-15

a Paris paper recently contained 80.
following advertisement: "A lady NOV.
ing in the best society of London is de.
sirous of taking out and presenting ut
court a young American lady. The
highest references will be given and re-
quired. High remuneration expected.
Address, in the first instance, c., care
Of William Negus. Esq, SO Bloomsbury
,quare. London. w. CT
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-05-15

"A clergyman and one of his elderly
parishioners We're walking home from
church one frosty day when the old gen
tleman slipped and fell fiat on hi. back.
The minister looked at him a moment,
and, being assured that he was not hurt,
said to him: Friend, sinners stand on
slippery places" The old gentleman
looked up as if to assure himself of the
fact, and said: Il see they do, but I
nao,fv
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-05-15
Sydney attempted to obey. AZ the first
words she uttered Herbert checked her once

Sydney attempted to obey. AZ the first
words she uttered Herbert checked her once
more.
II have begged you already not to submit
to insult" He turned to Catherine. 1.-The
book is yours. madam. Why do you refuse
to take itT'
She looked ut him for the first time. A
proud sense of wrong flashed at him its keen
ly felt Indignation in her first glance. Did
AIS worn face, Li, wasted figure. ~ with
her? Those eyes tina; lad ve.tHn io,'7ed
love at him, aui: ned wit sorrow. ane
signed TO him to lay the book GOWN. NO."
she said; mot from your hands and not from
hers. leave the book; | leave you.' She
moved to the door and looked back at Sgd
ney. "PoOr creaturev' she miirlnured to
herself. The faint sound OF her dress on the
carpet was heard in the perfect stiffness and
lost again. They saw her no more.
Herbert approached Sydney. 1t was a mo-
ment when he was bound to assure her OF
his sympathy, and even of his respect. He
felt for her. In his inmost heart he felt for
her. AS he drew nearer he saw tears in her
eyes; but they seemed to have risen without
her knowledge. Hardly conscious of his
presence, she stood before lim-lost in
thought.
He endeavored to rouse her. Ibid l pro.
tect you from insult?' lie asked.
She said absentiy, "Yes!w
viii You 10 as l do, dear: VIII you try
to forget?'
She said II am trying" still, as it appear
ed, thinking OF something else.
Would you like to lie down, Sydney, and
rest?"
Yes"
She took his arm. He led her to the door
of the room. rs there anything else l can
do for your he asked.
Nothing, thank you,''
She closed the door-and abruptly opened
it again. "One thing more y she said. kiss
me-"
He kissed her tenderly. Returning to the
sitting-loom he looked back across the pas
sage. Her door was shut.
His head was heavy; his mind felt con-
fused. He threw himself on the sofa-utter.
ly exhausted by the ordeal through which he
had passed. In grief, in fear, i'll pain, the
time still comes when Nature claims her
rights. The wretched, worn-out man fell
INTO a restless sleep. He was awakened by
the servant LAYING the cloth for dinner. Its
just ready, sir" the man announced; shall
l knock at the lady's Goor.N'
Herbert got up and went to her room.
He entered softly, fearing to disturb her II
she, too, had slept. No sign of her was tc
be seen. She had evidently not rested or
her bed. A morsel of paper lay on the
smooth coverlet. There was only q line
written on it: You may yet be happy
and it may perhaps be my doing.''
Gone!
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-05-15
State of Ohio, City of Toledo, Lucas coun

State of Ohio, City of Toledo, Lucas coun-
ty, SIS.
Frank j. Cheney makes oath that he is
the senior partner of the firm of j.. ].
Cheney & Co.. doing business in the city
of Toledo. county and state aforesaid, and
that said firm will pay the sum of ONE
cry case OF Catarrh that canno be cured
by The use of Hairs Catarrh Cure.
FRANK j. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in my
presence, this 9th day of December, y. d.
1856.
(Seal.) A. w. GLEASON.
Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally.
and acts directly on the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system. Send for testi-
monials, free.
F..J. CHENEY & co, Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, T5c.
In religious circles the oyster supper is
taking a back seat to the strawberry fes-
tiVal.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-05-15
AN OPEN LETTER.
From the Herald, Sank Centre. Nj

From the Herald, Sank Centre. MINI.
The following communication wa re-
Gently received by the manufacturers Of
DR.: Williams Pink Pills for Pale People:
years old. I live with my husband on a
farm. For ten years I suffered with leu
corrhoea Sc that | was q burden to my
friends and myself also. / had tried a
great many doctors and different kinds
Of medicines without securing any bene-
fits. My condition had become so deplora-
Bile that | had almost given up hope Of re-
Center Herald an advertisement of DR..
Williams Pink Pills, and az q drowning
person catches Mt a straw so I Erasped
this chance and purchased from Hanson
4 Emerson a box of Pink Pills. ] com-
menced taking them in March, 1896. and
proved taIat | bought more.
After taking them for a time l found
to my surprise that I was entirely cured.
Ever since then l have been as strong
and well as Ever was, and am able to do
the ardous dsIes which fall tn the lot Of
9 farmers vile without feeling the least
fatigue or incoA venience.
II hope this will be the means of placing
your wonderful pills in the hands Of some
sister sufferer, who may rejoice with me.
l am satisfied that no woman need suffer
az did, when such an efficient remedy is
SO cl0Se at nand.
(Signed)
MRS. H. STENERNAGEL.n
Subscribed before me this 10Th day of
December, 1895.
CHAs. r. HENDRY, Notary Public,
Minnesota.
DR.. Williams Pink Pills contain, in a
condensed form, all the elements neces-
snry to give new life and richness to the
blood and restore shattered nerves. They
are also a specific for troubles peculiar to
females. SUCH as supprsssions, ~irreyplari.
build up the blood, and restore the glow Of
health to pale and sallow cheeks. In men
they effect a radical, cure In all cases arts.
ing from mental worry, ov-work or ex-
cesses Of whatever nature. Pink Pills
90 cents a box, or six boxes for $3.50, and
may be hsd. of all druggists, or direct By
mail from Dr. Williams Medifine Com
pany, Schenectady. n. x
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-05-15

Ireland was ORIGINALITY Terne, or u.
Western Isle" Twas called the "Emer-
aid Isle" because of the brilliant. color of
ITS vel asasc. which throughout the year
is 2 lively green.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-05-15

For Rent three improved farms Of 40, 80 and
100 acres each; will take one-ttiird OF crop. j.
Mulhal, Waukegan. Ill.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-05-15

Nell-Did you make any sacrifice durl. y
Lent? Relieves; | didn't permit myself
to wish it was over"
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-05-15

The California house has passed a bin
providing for the employment of de-
pendent persons and Migrants in road
building.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-05-15

1t is said in New England, thai
Me. has more smokers than ar
town of similar size in that cou
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-05-15

Mrs, Winslow's soorn1Ne SYRUP for children
teethins, softens tho gums, reduces Inflammation
Allays pain, cures wind collie. CSC n hottie.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-05-15

No, Maude, dear, drum fish do not live
on beets. Don't be so silly.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-05-15

For lung and chest diseases, Piso's Cure
]. l.. Northcott, Windsor, Ont, Canada,
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-05-15

A Butte jury has decided that vitriol
throwing is no crime.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-05-15
CHICAGO PLUMBERS HAVE STRUCK
Point OF Difference Is the Number
OF Helpers 10 Be EN-
DlOyed.

Chicago. May 3.-About 1.20O plumbers
struck this morning, stopping work at
nearly all the large structures in the
city. The main point of difference was
over the employment of helpers, the
union insisting that not more than one
helper should be employed for each
shop. During, the day the master
employing about 16O men
signed the agreement. An attempt to
hire non-unionists may precipitate a
general strike of all the uniens affiliated
with the building trades .,nion.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-05-15

\ person is prematurely old when bald
ness occurs before the forty-tifth year.
Use Halls Hair Remover to keep the
soap healthy and prevent badness.
B!obbs-What is the motto of Closefist's
family? S.obbs-I think it is Never Give
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-05-15

The l~evel-headed woman shouldn't have
any difficulty in keeping her hat on
straight.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-05-15
No.to-Bac for Eif,v 20

Over 4oo, 900 cured. Why not let
regulate or remove your desire fl
saves m II. y. mako health and III hoo
suar"n .eed. soc aud 81. III %o!uggi.t.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-05-15

When the scalp is annoyed with dandrun, Glenns
sulphur Sonp Will be found an fnfallt,ie remedy.
HIPS Hair and Whistler iSe, black or brown Soc.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-05-15

WHEN bilious or costive. eat o Casca,
thattic, cure guaranteed, 10 2Bc
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-05-15

The bakers of America last year sent
abroad IA, 206, 314 pounds of bread and
biscuit, for which they received 1854, 800.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-05-15
a Favor.

A Favor.
O, as sweet as the SAVIOR
OF June by the RIVER
Is the thought of a favor
Forgot by the giver.
But the beauty above her
Shall be forgot never,
In the heart of her lover
Forever and ever.
Frank Putnam.
Physicians Wise in Their Generation
The above class of scientists recognize
and have repeatedly borne testimony, to
the efficacy of Hostctter,s Stomach BIT
tiers as u remedy and preventive of fever
and ague, rheumatism, want OF ~
er complaint, and some orr
infirm condition of
erce and obser'
its value. ~
since pre-
Only -
America
A young IL
at tn Perkins
next morning OF,
ance, he remarked,
durndest way of Ii.
there-yer know it's n,
hot hairpin stuck inter a
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-05-15
A True %Nlarriaa

A True Marriage.
a poem set to a sweet old tune,
A handful of roses snatched from June,
Eull of soft melodies. deep and true,
Fresh with the fragrance of morning dew.
What IL the Turries, which veX us all
IT'S but 4 change to Il minor key;
What If sharp troubles, fierce thunder
showers.
Burst in a storm on the dropping flowers?
Strengthened, refreshed, they Will rise
blossoms are sweetest when wet with
ain.
Trial and sickness? Their fingers chill
The stoutest heart and the strongest will;
Yet in her beauty the roses bloom
Freshest and best in the dull sick room.
WEAKNESS horn of each well-known face,
The dreary round of the commonplace;
These cannot mutfle the golden strings
Which angels sweep with their guardian
wings.
Discord and anger? The care and strife
Which tear aSunder united life
They cannot touch us, they have no part
In songs sung softly from the heart.
For God in his infinite grace mas gwen
)ne grand keynote from the courts above,
one sunbeam flashed from the gates of
ave
And through all trials our peace and love.
Mrs. Warner Snoad.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-05-15

CksoAHETs sliInii ale liver, Kidneys and bowels. Noy.
er sicken, weaken or Grlie. lOc.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-05-15

JUST try a l0c box Of Cnsratets, candy cathartic, I'M
tst liver and bowel regulator maze.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-05-15
Covered with boils
Little Girl Suffered With Erup-
tons on Head and Face.
Faithful Use of Hoods Sarsapariila
Effects a Cure.

Effects a Cure.
my little girl was covered with boils
on her head and face. She also had sore
eyelids. We. began giving her Hoods
SArsaparillu one year ago, and for some
time We could not see any change in her
condition. but we were faithful in the
ldse-of Hoods ~Sarsaparilla, and in u few
weeks more l noticed some improvement.
After She had taken three bottles she was
perfectly well. Her face is now entirely
free from any marks or scars. l think it
is no more han right to give this testimo-
NAL in favor of Hoods Sarsaparilla."
Mrs. Milton Beamsderfer, 80 Hazel St.,
Lancaster, Pennsylvania.
Weak and Nervous.
81 was weak and nervous. Hearing SO
much about the wonderful effects of
Hoods S%arsaparilla l concluded to try it
and improved rapidly. l have been great
ly benefited by Hoods S%arsaparilla, and
my father has also taken it for catarrh of
the stomach and it has cured him." Miss
A. q. Thoman, 375 Lyceum avenue, Rox-
borough, Pennsylvania.
Nervous and si%eepiess.
81 had a bad cold and lost my appetite,
was very nervous ana could not rest at
night. | began taking Hoods Sarsapa-
rilla and it relieved me-" Mrs. /. w.
VIEWER, Columbia ave-, Lancaster, Pa.
Hoods sl ps;;;,.
lathe Best--in fact the One True Blood
Purifier. All druggists. Price, 81.
HS.&HSA GeEfTa aat
HO0d,s Pills are the best atter-dlnner
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-05-15

She Had Thought of Them.

She-I wish we We're rich enough to
have a magnificent country residence.
He Well, l don't know. There are a
number of persons who would expect
invitations to spend the summer with
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-05-15

She-Yes; and there are SO many of
them l wouldn't invite.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-05-15
PICKED UP ON BROADWAY.

A True Incident "A woman was picked upin the streets in an unconscious con-
dnion and hurried to the nearest hospital. On examination her body w al found
to be covered with sores caused by the hyPodermic injection of morphine.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-05-15
Nervous and sieepIess.
Hoods sl ps;;i,.

sHnodsc Ollie are the best after-dinner
AAOssA AAao pills. aid digestion. 25c.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-05-15

Dame Nature was in a kindly mood.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-05-15
LUXURY.

Continued next weekly
The Yale expositor., 1897-06-11
At Jackson's Tomb.

The tomb of Andrew Jackson, at
the Hermitage. Tennessee. is about
fifty yards from the mansion. Both
"Old Hickory" and his wife lie buried
there. Upon the slabs is the follow
ing inscription
General Andrew Jackson, born
March Is. 1867. died June s. 1S45.
Here lie the remains of Mrs. Rachel
Jackson. wife of President Jackson.
who died the 22d of December. 1928,
aged 81 years. Her face was fair, her
person pleasing, her temper amiable,
her heart kind. She delighted in re-
lieving the wants of her fellow crea-
lures, and cultivated that divine
pleasure by the most liberal and I'M
pretending methods; to the poor she
was a benefactor, to the rich an ex-
ample, to the wretched a comforter,
to the prosperous an ornament; her
piety went hand in hand with her
benevolence, and she thanked her
Creator for being permitted to do good.
A being so gentle and so virtuous
SANDER might wound, but could not
dishonor; even Death, when he bore
her from the arms of her husband,
could but transport her to the bosom
OF her God"
The tomb has been fenced in by a
substantial iron railing. Outside this
railing are the graves of the adopted
son and his family-viz., Andrew
Jackson, Jr.; Mrs. Sarah Jackson, his
wife; Mrs. Marian Adams, sister OF
Mrs. Sarah Jackson; Earle. the artist
Samuel Adams, son of Mrs. Adams
DR.. John NJ. Lawrence. husband of
the Little Rachel" of General Jack
sons household their daughter Mrs.
Susie Lawrence-Winn, and the graves
of one Of two infants of the family.