The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-09-09
Along the Kansas Nile.

| Next year, If the Instruction is over by
| that time, Atchison will have Mad Mullah
| as a decoration on its corn carnival.
There is no question but that Judge Nc
| Kay wiped his feet off on Jerry Simpson.
| But Governor Lewelling easily kicked
| Judge McKay's feet out from under him.
John Briedenthal easily, of all Kansans
holds first rank in the eastern papers just
now. Think Of a man being able to at
tract attention by praising his own state.
4 man passed through southern Kansas
from Texas the other day with a drove
of goats. He is taking them 10 Iowa for
the purpose of having them clear up his
farm by eating the under-brush.
The Anheuser-Busch Brewing company
have gwen a prize OF SIS for the band re-
union at Winfield. Kansas has improved
The day was when the contribution would
have been sent back Indignantly.
Quo Vadis, the latest literary craze.
brings out the fact that Nero wrote worse
poetry than Thomas Brewer Peacock, and
was as easily handled by fiattery as Lyman
Humphrey, once governor of Kansas.
In those Kansas towns where a lot OF
loafers stand on the streets and guy Pop
ulist farmers when they come to town
work for the marshal. He should run 'em
IN.
A railroad man a. Newton lie roasting
Rudyard kipling for his shop talk in
''007." He says that if yardmaster should
give such orders as kipling puts in his
mouth he would be sent 10 the insane
asylum.
A racking, tumutuous fear Is In the
breast Of many a Kansas Populist that
next yea all foreign countries will have
a tremendous wheat crop. and that the
pries OF wheat will keep right on rising,
regardless.
Father Eskridge OF Emporia says that
he wouldn't have the Emporia pos;office
if It were offered to him. But he would
have taken the offer. Richilieu used 10
say that favor in sight was better than
a favor granted.
Judge Dennison went TO lola the other
day TO hear Bryan speak. !, is sad that |
Dennison made a great impression on |
Bryan. and. ike II. G. Toler OF Wichita, |
is booked for something big if Bryan ever |
gets 20 be president.
The death OF Lew Hanback, removes ore |
OF type tha: is peculiar 10 Kansas. Il /
IS the type OF man who would have glori-
hei IN life in continental Europe three /
hundred years ago when war lasted a;
times hundred years.
Frank Montgomery: II come 10 tel
you," said an Usage City tenant 10 bis
landlord, that ny cellar il full % water"
We'll" responded the landlord indignant
~, "whz; 90 you expsc; 20 get for 80 :
monta-a cellar fun % BEER
There are two factions in the Santa re
OF the fast mail fosly. One |
faction : interested financially n kan
sss City paper and wants 10 keep TIE
rain gong. The oths. IS Interested n
preserving The track and Is agat4ag % d.s-
continue TIE thing
4 salt-rsksr IL Hutchinson 90; fgll tie
,iAer night and proceeded - wye ;zs
own from TIE face OF iae earth TIE pc-
ice interrupted him. however. They say
hat cowboy With sheep-6:p n an ca !
.oI initiate RE insane gyrati5ns % . szI:-
aier fGI 0: forty-rO3-
Lawrence journal. Tee Newspaper boys !
!; TIE state are Asy-ag s large q; c. -
ver the alleged candidacy % Il G. Toe
Z V,cni.a. for governor Tassr v.l osyer
= governor. because Re . Democrat be-
llsg the same TIE Democrats party hasa
man n !; Who would make a s<Eter
as- /.