The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1897-09-05

IA society ever since she was fifteen
the woman who would IA ther nurse a
pug dog than "a baby.
The woman who thinks she can GEL So
30 worth of style out OF one-thousand-
dollar salary.
The woman VINO wants TO refurnish her
house every spring.
The woman who buys Tor the mere
pleasure OF buying.
The woman who does not know how
many cents, halves. quarters, dimes and
nickels there are in dollar.
The woman who thinks that men are
angels and demieods.
The woman who would die rather than
Were a bonnet Two seasons Old.
The woman who thinks that the cook
and the nurse cen keep house.
The woman who reads cheap novels and
dreams of being duchess or a countess.
Tho woman who thinks II is cheaper 10
buy bread than to make IT,
The woman who marres in order TO
have somebody TO pay her bills.
The woman who expects a declaration
OF love three times a day.
The woman who expects to have "a
good, easy time"
The woman who cares more for The style
of her winter cloak than she cares for the
health and comfort of her children.
The woman VINO stays at nome only
when she cannot find a place to visit
The woman VINO thinks embroidered CEN
ter pieces and "doylies" are more neces-
sary than Sheets pillowcases, ana blan-
kets.
The woman who buys bric-a-brac for the
Darlor and borrows kitchen utensils from
her neighbors.
The woman whose cleanliness and order
extend no further than the front hall and
the drawing room.
The woman who wants things just be-
cause "other women" have them.
The woman who thinks she, is an orna-
ment to her sex if she wins progressive
euchre prize.
On the masculine side, It is the man who
talks about Supporting" a wife when she
IS working fourteen hours day including
Sundays.
The man who thinks It Is "all nonsense"
for a woman to want a ten-cent bunch of
pansies or vioets. when she hasn't seen a
flower for five months.
The man who thinks a Woman's bonnet
ought 10 cost about rs cents.
The man who thinks his wife exists for
the comfort and convenience of his mother
and his sisters.
The man who provides himself with a
family and trusts Providence to provide
the family with a home and something to
eat.
The man who thinks that women are an
gels
The man who thinks that nobody but an
angel is good enough to be his wife
The man who thinks a woman ought to
be her own milliner, dressmaker, seam
stress, cook. housemaid and nurse.
The man who can't remember his wtfe's
birthday
The man who thinks a woman is fixed
for the season" If she has one new gown.
The man who thinks woman ought to
give up a thousand dollar salary and work
H.. IL III. &
clothes, and be glad of the chance.
The man who thinks a 5-year-old worst
ed street gown is the proper sort of toilet
for q dinner party or a reception.
The man who labors under the delusion
that his wifes money belongs to him.
The man who says, Love me, love my
dog"
The man who thinks a parlor carpet
ought to last fifteen years
The man, who has SIS worth of fishing
tackle and can't afford a new set of cur
tains for the dining room.
The man who always leaves his wife a.
home when he takes his summer vacation.
The man who doesn't know what on
earth a woman wants with money when
she has a bill at the dry goods store.
The man who thinks a sick wife would
feel better II she would Just get up and
stir around
The man who forgets his manners as
soon as he crosses mis- own threshold.
The man who thinks he can keep house
better than his wife does.
The man who thinks there Is mo place
like home'-for grumbling and growing.
The man who quotes the Apostle Paul
on the Woman Question" and who firm
ly believes that the mantle Of the apostle
has fallen on him.
It is scarcely safe to use the beautiful
4 E-
In the vases about the house, says an eX-
change. There are many persons who are
affected by the fine dust constantly rising
from the blossoms, in the same way as
others are distressed by roses and many
by the conditions of harvest time They
all suffer from what is called HAY fe-
yer" The goidenrod is as potent in it's
i'll effects-to those who feel its effects at
alias are June days or harvest days to
others.
1T is funny" says the girl whose sum-
merng has carried her many different
places this season. but one has such an
affection for any one who comes from
home when one is away 1t is not neces-
sary to go abroad to have that overjoyed
feeling at seeing a familiar face. l was
walking down one of the principal streets
of a large city, where l was obliged to
wait several hours for a train the other
day, when l came suddenly upon a young
man whom l knew ever so slightly, and
thought even more slightly of, when at
home. But he was away from home and
my heart gave a sudden jump and actu-
ally throbbed with delight, ana my greet
ing would have been a warm one If l had
not discovered at the second glance that
the passing man was a stranger, bearing
only a resemblance 10 the acquaintance !
thought him"
Paradoxical.-Mrs Swellington-Are you
sure this is the fashion?
Modiste-Oui, madame! Re YER latest
Mrs. Swellington (still doubtfuD-Queerl
1t looks well and feels comfortable
Judge.
It is well known that the German en-
press is an ideal housekeeper, as we'll as
an ideal wife and mother. Her dread OF
| waste goes so far that the suits of hel
! elder children are cut down to fit the
! younger boys, and her own court dresses
| are altered again and again, so as not to
be recognized when they are worn at ever
: so many successive court functions. This
n Tho PATHWAY