Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1897-06-10
-SSAsase2s,;> S%1,
III ia; I'M,

Orally" said the man.-Truth,
Good canvasback ducks" said Ri,
ers, "are quoted, see, at So AMI,
How true it is that riches have vino,
Chicago Tribune.
Margaret always reads the end NJ,
novel first" "Why?" 80 she can
awake at night wondering how it h
gan."-Chicago Record.
PA, what is a pessimist?" "A ps.
mist, my son, is a person who npv.
goes out on his wheel without expecti,
to puncture his ire"-Puck.
Mrs. Painter-"My husband is A.
lighted with my pictures" Mrs POr
er-"You don't say? Don't they lOa
like youT-Yonkers Statesman.
mot every man is made fool Of
remarked the observer of men AM
things, but every man has the n,
material in him" Detroit Journal
THE decree" announced the messa
ger Of Jupiter, lis that you shall
bound forever to the wheel!" "W-wbs
make?" asked IXion, anXiously.-PuS
Police Magistrate-"Have you eve
seen the prisoner at the bar" VII
ness-"Never, your honor; but I've sesl
him when strongly suspected he'd
been at it."-Tit-Bits.
Yabsley-"Did you ever make mt
take in the dark and kiss the wrOR
girl?" Mudge-"No. have got mi1d
in the dark and kissed some other grL
indianapolis Journal.
"Some men," said Uncle Eben, Xxi
train er dog ter do anything dey tell
i'm, an at de same time raise de mos
disobejintest chillun in de neighbOt
hood. ."-Washington Star.
"Dah ain much use O. sufferin' in d
lence," said Uncle Eben; seems like
dis worr picks out anybody foh 'er vie
tim, it ain gwinter to be satertied tIl
he hollers. "-Washington Star.
"And the divorce laws are so veg
liberal in your sectiOn?" Liberal
Say! They are so liberal that nobOdI
ever heard of woman crying at a wed
ding out there. Journal.
my dear, If you took that face
abroad you might have trouble In GET
ting it home again. what do you
mean" II mean the tariff on art my
love."-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Apprehension: The Professor-"Asi
matter Of fact, there are different dis
lects in different parts of Scotland
Friend-"Great Scott! Are there NOR
counties to hear from?'-Truth.
Mrs. Spatt-"Your husband is an iE
ventor, believer" Mrs. SpOtter-"Ys
Some of his excuses for coming hone
late at night are in use all over 'n'
country."-Philadelphia North Amer
can.
First Burglar-Lord. Bill! dis adVef
tisement wouldn't fool nobody. SecOni
Burglar-Wot is it First Burglar-fli
ty dollars reward an no questions as
signed by a woman.-Leslie's Week
ly.
"Frisbie is the LATEST man eve
knew" what makes you think so!
He actually seems to be glad th
he's getting baldheaded, so that D
won't have to comb his hair any more.
cleveland Leader.
might | ask what school Of poetr
you prefer?" inquired the young ma
who writes. And the old gentlema
replied: "The homeopathic schOO
The smaller the dose. the better 1t sui
me. ."-Washington Star.
PeaSe-I suppose you've learned
great deal about gardening since you'V
lived in the country? Hubbard-Ye
I'm picking up something all the tim
This year I've given up trying to raI'
my own vegetables.-Puck.
How did they stop the elopement'
asked Maud. by detestable piece
trickery," replied Mamie; "her fath'
put his head out of the window an
shouted that her hat was on crooke
and when she grabbed for 1t she ups
the tandem. Washington Star.
"Why do you do up your hair in tho
papers, dear?" remarked General we
Ter of his wife, as she came down
breakfast in the Cuban boarding-hous
why, that's the way you do the en-
my up, is it not. dearT replied the &c
erals spouse.-Yonkers Statesman.
Once upon a time two Cows reclln
peacefully beneath a tree. "Oh,
the way one Of the Cows remark
casually, "why was it, If l may as
that you didn't chase those golfers y
terday?' "Oh, don't care to be t
cause of little calves being made to 81
fer."-Detroit Free Press.
How long is it going to take to
through with this case?" asked the
ent. who was under suspicion of hou