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The Springfield herald., 1897-03-05
The CummlnnvIIle Sage.

1t was rather surprising to hear one of his
age asking II question about women instead
of making an assertion. but the youngest
ncophytr Inquired:
.Why is It beautiful woman never is in
tcllcctual?"
..In all probability" replied the Cummins-
vile sage. "shc is: but when II man gets In
the presence of n beautiful woman he never
has sense enough left to know whether she
is intellectual or not."-Cincinunti Enquirer.
The Springfield herald., 1897-03-05
Don,t Give WAY to Di.pn,r

Although you have suffered for n long time
from malaria. dyspepsia. kidney trouble.
nervousness or biiOnsucSs. Know that Hos
letters Stomach Bittcrs has cured worse
cases than yours. and is potent to help you
as 1t has helped hosts Of others. But always
remember that trlte saying, delays are
dangerous" Mole hills grow to be noun
taIns In consequence of disrcgnrdng 1t.
Check disease at the outset with this incom-
parable defensive medicine.
The Springfield herald., 1897-03-05
a Modern Habit.

Renshaw-"rhat was a sad accident that
happened to Mrs. Higgins"
Fiagg-..What was itf'
Rcnshaw-"Why, she fell out OF the win.
dow"
Flagg-'.You don't say sof'
Rcnshaw-.Ncs There was u family NOV
ing In next door and she was trying to see
what kind of furniture they had. Up to
Date.
The Springfield herald., 1897-03-05
THAT SPLENDID CoFEEE.

Mr.. Goodman. Williams County. ILL.,.
writes US: From one package Salzer's
German Coffee Berry / grew 300
pounds OF better coffee than l can buy
In stores at 80 cents a pound"
A package of this and big seed cata-
logue Is sent you by John A. Salzer
Seed Co.. La Crosse, Wis, upon receipt
of Is cents stamps and this notice. w.n.
The Springfield herald., 1897-03-05
Churchill's Hard Luck.

An east-bound through freight on
the Georgia railroad ran into drove
of seventeen horses and mules, the
property of C. NJ. Churchill, OF Thom
son, and killed fourteen of them.
The Springfield herald., 1897-03-05
A Doubtful Compliment,

o. "Did YOU read my article in this
morning laper?" Yes, my boy, 1
read 1t through twice" That's a great
compliment" II read 1t twice to try
and understand what it was about"
New York Tribune.
The Springfield herald., 1897-03-05
Unsafe.

not been on every sea; you know you haven't
vcntured on the sea of matrmony."
Captain Bnchclor-'That's so. but you
must remember that natrmony's the high
sea for which no compass has been In
vented. ."-Bruolllyn Life.
The Springfield herald., 1897-03-05
THE AS1ROIOCER'S CORNER
PROF. c. w. CUNNINGHAM, !,
DEPT 4. 1o4 S. Clinton Street. Chicago. Ill.


Miss VI. T.; ottawa. Kansas, According to data fur
ni-hed the sign saRittarius which Jupiter rules vas
rising at your birth theron Jupiter Is your ruling
planet or sizniucator. Nonus and Mercury are COS
signincators.
You medium height about plump hgurei
medium clear complexion. the hair near chestnut
color; the medium to dark You have a happy,
cheerful generous and charitable disposition, arc
gifted In the ne and lover Of "Nert thins con
ncctcd with music. poetry etc You are Also very
fond Of "a fine driving horse You VIII make an Aois
writer almost any ubJrct with heh sou are IA
milier. You have The same testimony a, the lady
with The other reading mat H. you very popular
with the gentlemen
The Springfield herald., 1897-03-05

at a greatly reduced rr'cc. The aubscrir-
tion price OF this great work is one dollNr
md ffty cents per copy, The Renul
can Will deliver THIS book and The y h.
Republican one. month for one dollar 80
seventy-five ccnts Thls makes the ~,
of tho book to the subscriber only nm
dollar. Old subHcrihufs whose names sp
rear on our suhscr Dtion books can ha
the book at our counter AT the abpt
price. Send In your names and one dol
lar and scvcntNaN cents and TCt thl
great work nri o-p t0CTth's sifhNCrlut'o'
to the biggest and best ncwspnI VI published
w the New We4,,
The Springfield herald., 1897-03-05
The Leading Line

Doing the largest business 10 the East is
the Union Pncliic. Three trains cnst daily.
Quickest time to all Eastern points via
Omaha or Kansas city. Through sleeping
ears. dining cars. buffet smoking and H.
brary cars chair ears. heated by steam
and lighted by PInisch light. Ticket office.
oil Seventeenth street. corner Curtis.
The Springfield herald., 1897-03-05

eases caused by Uric
acid in the blood, or
by disordered action
of the Kidneys OF
urinary organs. The
Kava-Kava Shrub,
or as botanists call
it. Piper MeMys'
Hcn,n, grows on the
banks of the Gi,nges
river, East India,
The Springfield herald., 1897-03-05
An Agreement.

..IIow dare yonf'
why. i only took advantage of the priv
ilcgc OF the mistletoc.
..I,ut that's holly"
n:''
..Wcll. ! suppose one ought to sympathlZc
with the afflicted. Puck.
The Springfield herald., 1897-03-05
The Only Afternoon Train

Making the quickest time from Denver to
Kansas city, st. Louis and the East is the
Union Pacific 'Electrc Special" leaving
Denver daily at l;2o y. m This elegant
train, carrying Buffet Pullman sleeping
cars and chair ears, makes quicker time Ia
the above points than any other line. Ticket
office. D41 Seventeenth street. corner Curtis.
The Springfield herald., 1897-03-05
The Only I,iue

That has three through trains to the East
daily is the Union Pacific. Through sleep
Ing cars and quickest time to all principal
points Ticket office, OIL Seventeenth
street, corner Curtis.
The Springfield herald., 1897-03-05

The Good Mnn-"My friend. I'm sorry to
ut me. sir. | never drank drop of any
IiQuid but water i'll all my life"
The Irrcvcrcnt lncbriatc-"linh! You re
full of crobcs.'-Clcvcland plalndcalcr.
The Springfield herald., 1897-03-05

..That is the most intelligent dog ever
saw" remarked Mr. Blykins. He under
stands every word | say 10 him.
'.Isn't that-er-a slight oxaggcrationT'
..Not n bit of II. If he didn't understand
how would he succeed infnllhly In doing
exactly the opposite thlng:'-Washington
The Springfield herald., 1897-03-05

S Dallas Texas.
About fourteen ff,een months ago
] was working with gang of men and happened
to say to one of them, hope II will not rain as
The man said, What is the matter with your
wife''"
For years my wife had been suffering from
what the doctors called prolapsus of uterus. She
nervous. had cold hands and feet, palpita-
ton, headache. backnche, constipation, a disa-
greeable drain, with bearing down palms. ap-
petite. She got weak she could not get around.
] am only lRborer so was always in debt with
the doctors, and nil for good none did her
any good. We began to think that she was never
going to get we'll"
IL told this man what the doctors said was the
matter with her. and he said 80 did you hear
of DR.. Pierces Favorite Prescriptionp'" "I told
him no, but had tried so many patent medicines
that tired of them all, and besides did not
have enough money to pay the doctor and the
drug store. He said II would get two or
three bottles and try them, and IL II did not do
my wife any good that he would pay for the med
iciuc. l went to the drug store (Mr. clawber's
on Elm Street, and bought bottle. The first
aud second did not seem to have much effect but
tho third seemed to work like a charm. She has
taken In nll about thirteen bottles and she Is to-
day as stout and healthy ns any woman In the
United States, This Is not the only case. when
ever I hear tell of any woman who is sick In the
neis hborhood Just send the book and per that
I. wrapped around every bottle and that does the
busiucss am no longer bothered about doing
my own washing aud cooking for my wife can
do II NIL in one day and never seems tired or out
of spirits now
Dr rierce's Pleasant Pellets cure consti-
patton, promptly and permanently.
The Springfield herald., 1897-03-05
a w. GLEASON.

NOTIFY 1UNTIC.
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken internally
and acts directly on the blood aud mucous
surfaces OF the system. Send for testl
monials, free
f. j. CHENEY x Co, Toledo, o.
Sold by druggists. I5c.
Hnll's FnmIly riIls are the best.
The Springfield herald., 1897-03-05

500 you believe the arbitration treaty
would establish universal peace Inlinf' 81
did but | said so to an army officer last
night. and he got hopping mad.
The Springfield herald., 1897-03-05

.He is an actor OF infinite resource"
''NcS, his advertising methods show mar.
velous ingenuity. ."-Philadclph North Amer
lean.
The Springfield herald., 1897-03-05

.Mr Beaker is positively the mcanest man
earth =" whats the matter nowf''
'Whcn lie goes through a newspaper he
marks everything he has read with blue
pencil, so his wife can't read 1t aloud to
him."
The Springfield herald., 1897-03-05
The Proper Head for 1t.

,IIere is n joke about an electric shock
said the humurist.
"put it under the head Of Current Fvn, :
rcpIied the cditor,=Lifr,
The Springfield herald., 1897-03-05
NO-To-BAC FOR FIFTY CENTS

regulate or remove your desire for tobacco
Saves money. makes health and manhood.
The Springfield herald., 1897-03-05
"STAIs TOBACCO"
All iii, F,uIt q, Science.

AS YOU chew tobacco for pleasure use Star
1t is not only the best but the most lasting, and
therefore, the cheapest.
The Springfield herald., 1897-03-05

.Don't you like to see n man strong
enough to throw on troublcf' 'Ncs; If hc
doesn't try TO throw 1t or on me"
The Springfield herald., 1897-03-05

Mrs Bowkcr has cured Mr.. Bowker of
swearing" 'Dld she force moral
suasionT' "Nethcr: she bought him par
rot"
The Springfield herald., 1897-03-05
A True Artist.

"Hardpnsh has got himself advertised at
last" GLOW did he do it?'' ''lIc wrote
something mean about Dickens"
The Springfield herald., 1897-03-05

business strictly to myself We'll. then,
yon ought TO quit carrying home packages OF
coffee In the street car"
The Springfield herald., 1897-03-05
STATE OF OHIO. CITY OF TOLEDO,
II-GAS COUNTY.

Frank j. Cheney makes oath that he Ii
the senior partner Of the firm of i. J. Che
ncy n CO., doing business In the CITY OF
Toledo County and State aforesaid. and
that said firm will pay the sum OF ONE
HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and
every case of cGtarrh that cannot b,
cured by the use of Halls Catarrh Cure.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed Ii
my presence this 9th day Of December
A. d. 1896
iSeaD A. w. GLEASON
The Springfield herald., 1897-03-05

Just try 10c box of Cascnrcts candy ca,
thartic the finest liver and bowel regulator
made,
The Springfield herald., 1897-03-05

When woman fortunate enough to
live in the terrace wants to give
tea or party she does not tear up her
own home, but rents the handsome
Casino for $40 and its very pretty
rooms serve the purpose immensely
we'll. A kindergarten for the children
is held in the Casino mornings, but
the rest of the day, when 1t is not pri-
vately rented. it is free clubhouse to
the village. There is large play
ground for the children and a big ten
mis- court.
The Springfield herald., 1897-03-05

Piso's Cure for Consumption is the best
of all cough curcs.-George W. Lott, Fa-
Duchcr, La. August &c. 1895.
The Springfield herald., 1897-03-05

When bilious or costive. eat Cascaret,
candy cathartic, cure guaranteed. 1Oc, 25c.
The Springfield herald., 1897-03-05

Send This Notice and 10 Cents Stamps
to John A. Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse,
Wis, for catalogue and 12 rare farm
seed samples. worth $40. to get start.
n
The Springfield herald., 1897-03-05

..What is pronunciation. Uncle Jimf" at
is something you hunt up In n dictionary one
day and forget the next
The Springfield herald., 1897-03-05

FITS stopped free and permanently cured. No n
after nrst days OF DIR. fklinc's GTenb Nerve
Rest0rcr. Free s. trial bottle and treatise.
Send to DR. KLINE, G5i Arch st. Philadelphia, ia.
The Springfield herald., 1897-03-05
1867 BUS. POTATOES PER ACRE.

Don't believe it, nor did the editor
until he saw Salzer's great farm seed
catalogue. It's wonderful what an ar
ray of facts and figures and new
things and big yields and great testi-
monials it contains.
The Springfield herald., 1897-03-05

..whnt do You think of the fighting in
CreteI'' ''In Crete? l thought the fight was
to be In Carson City,
The Springfield herald., 1897-03-05

Make Ten ThOn~And Dollars by chewing
PAsTEURINE GUN. For particulars write JOHN
T. MILLIkES Il co., 1t. Louis, MO.
The Springfield herald., 1897-03-05

As cooperative scheme for the
wealthy residents of Beaconsfield ter
race the scheme is a great success, but
brought down to a more economical
basis men of affairs are doubtful as to
its efficiency.
The Springfield herald., 1897-03-05
A Free Gift of Great Value to You.

Our readers will be glad to know that
the new botanical discovery, Alkavis,
from the wonderful Kava-Kava shrub
has proved an assured cure for all dis
The Springfield herald., 1897-03-05

Mrs. Winslorv's Soothing syrup
forchILircn teethng sofens theg nms reduces infam
nation nllays pain wind collie - cents bottle.
The Springfield herald., 1897-03-05
The Wonderful Kaya-Kava Shrub.

A New Botanical Discovery.-Of
Special Interest to Sufferers from
Diseases of the Kidneys or Blad-
der, rheumatism, etc.-A Blessing
70 Hla raifn
The Springfield herald., 1897-03-05
THEY LIVE co-oPERATIvELY

Cooperative schemes of living have
many times been tried. but they have
invariably failed. There is COM
munity half-mile from Boston, called
Brookline. where the cooperative
scheme has been brought to perfection,
all because the manager, as he says.
knew when to stop"
The Springfield herald., 1897-03-05

Living is expensive there. There has
been no attempt at cooperative cook
ing and each residence has it's own
cooks and maids, but If a valet or maid
is wanting one can be hired to come
once a week and oversee the wardrobe.
Each house is furnished with steam
heat from little building at the end
of the village, at the rate of from SIT
to $35 month. There is never any
fuss over furnace fires and coal for the
residences of the terrace. A man il
engaged at 81 week per house to
clean sidewalks, shovel snow, polish
outside brasses, etc. A little wagon
delivers daily packages from Boston
and takes bundles from the terrace to
other points. A big stable supplies all
kinds of carriages cheaper than livery
stable rates and accommodates the
private vehicles of wealthy residents.
A florist shop supplies fresh flowers
and all these supply stations are con-
nected with each house by call-bells.
A telegraph office is in the managers
room. A handsome terrace drag takes
parties into town instead of a rattling
trolley car.
The Springfield herald., 1897-03-05

THE minute you encroach on the
personal liberty of people," said Mr..
Knapp, the manager then your
scheme is ruined" The interesting
part Of this enterprise is that it was
started few years ago by Mr.. Knapp,
who counted his money by millions,
solely as a fad. He bought large
tract of land. divided it into terraces
and on them built groups of houses,
which were costly affairs. forty-eight
in number, dreams of architectural
beauty, clustered around central club
house. Since then he has lost his for
tune and makes his living managing
Beaconsf1eld terrace, as the place is
called. exd7
The Springfield herald., 1897-03-05
Denver Directory.

NlANI Tones and streu Rtheus rclaIsi weakened
tAVI utorinc oryan. Room 2j 1850 ArRpahos ct
CTk1C 0pE snmrlinr work-.-omco Albany
CIHIC UNI Hotel Block, Denver. Pocket ref
cren book. ynIunbeto ore shippers. mailsd free
SEALS, RUBBER STAMPSsBs.sa:Sssa1a5. B.s: saa.s
The Springfield herald., 1897-03-05

a story Of truer
manly d devotion
than the humble
romance " revealed
by the following
letter from Mr..
The Springfield herald., 1897-03-05
Young

Young
Loc h i II -aI
who, accord.
ing to the
s { OF y, ra n
away with his
bride, did not
love her one
particle more
d e v tie d | y
than a thou
sand honest
husbands of
the present
day love their
wives.
No novelist
could invent
)ry of trucr
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1897-09-08
TTIE EFRRoKRNRIDoR NEWS. oLovRRPoRT Ky.

GUS in size, just before going down into
Clifton Mills. met him the other day
trudeing along with little pack on his
back on the way TO bis house stopped
him and in a short conversation told him
that was from Hrrdinsburg. The old
man seemed a little confused at first, but
said, ayes he knew all about HardIns-
burg that his father moved from there
TO the point near where we were stand
ing, in 1922" Said he, 81 want youfo
tell them sherfrs not TO be uneasy about
my taxes, that will be out there in
month TO pay them" But the old man
is about blind and looked so feeble that
| doubt his ever getting TO Hardinsburg
any more. A glance in at the window
of his cottage indicated TO me that there
were many odd things scattered about in
there, but didn't venture in. A savage
looking dog seemed to be standing guard
around there and from bis maneuvers
took him to be close friend OF the old
mans aud moved on.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1897-09-08

My class opened yesterday monday
Some Of the pupils will not begin till
September goth when school opens-the
new room is being added to the building
OF Brandenburg Normal with folding
doors connecting. We will have more
room for entertainments, musical and
literary. Mr.. Hardesty says the pros
pect for full session is fattering.
The Meade Messenger publishes some
squibs from the Hardinsburg Republic
can in regard to the News policy at
present being different from year ago,
then we were in the midst OF a heated
presidential campaign. The News
buckled on a free silver armor, a breast
plate OF convictions aud fought most
yaliantly for what it conceived to be for
the conntry's good. 1t battled till the
contest was over. The decision Of the
people was in direct antithesis to its
views. Now, sensibly. although not al
tered in opinion we all know this sheet
with hundreds OF others is tired OF a stub.
born persistent effort to try to ruin our
country and suppress even an appearance
OF better times by continually Haunting
in the faces of its readers the same old
story hashed and re-hashed. The News,
like its party, would like to free the Dem
ocratic party from influences and practi-
ces which are wrecking the usefulness Of
a once grand party, but continual viii
importing and fault finding and mud sling
ing will not bring it about. 1t is not a
blind partisan and is willing to admit
that the management of its party is not
what it could wish nor all that could be
desired, but it will not have to consult
Republican contemporaries about what
to publish or how. The Republican
party is now in the ascendant. The
News did not help put it there. We
are now judging this ION top party"
not by what it promised, but at present
by its performances. Our own State, we
are free to admit was in bad condition
from Democratic neglect, but what is
its condition under Republican control?
Bad laws have been made worse. Public
institutions have most certainly lost
prestige and if decentralization doesn't
prevail everywhere, we are blind.
Have we made one step forwaidP Has
not Republican rule been disastrous to
Kentucky? Why should the News
change base? / can not see and never
expect to see any merit in free silver,
but want the Democratic party to rid
itself OF every influence that is tearing
it to pieces. The cynic in his tub; the
stole with his studied apathy and in
difference can add nothing TO the pro-
gress, but fighting in our own lives,
complaining and fault-fnding will not
make one single Democrat change.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1897-09-08

This county will shortly have medi-
cal society.
Joe Jeffries, of Meadow Lawn, was
here Sunday.
Richard Miller and wife, OF Sample,
visited here Sunday
A great number from Irvington attend
Ell services here Sunday.
Bro. Newsom, of Miledgeville, KY, is
conducting meeting here.
Miss Blanche Basham, OF Union Star,
is visiting her aunt, Mrs. H. B. Parks.
Will Beauchamp and wife, Of Hardins-
burg, visited his parents here Sunday.
Jas. Clarkson and Jesse L. Talbot, of
Elizabethtown, visited Crawford Pate
last week.
Miss Myra Hanks will WELD the ferule
over the small urchin here, beginning
next Monday.
]. B. Gibson has bought the Jno. Fish
er farm, consideration 81 200 cash, which
is as cheap as dirt.
B. A. Parks goes to LaRue county this
week as delegate to the annual session
OF Nolin Presbytery.
Mrs. Ida Adams, of Falls of Rough,
came home Saturday on a visit to her
parents, Scott Knott and wife.
Lightning struck ]. L. Parks house
short time ago doing considerable dam
age but injuring none Of the family.
Any farmer who is not satisfied with
the present prices OF farm products
ought to embark in the balloon business.
II you have anything and don't want
to sell it, to avoid having the life annoy
ed out OF you by traders, you had best
never mention it.
The Robertson Hotel has been reno
waited, rehtted and otherwise improved
and is now ready to accommodate the
public with Jas. Brown as landlord.
Miss Mollie Haynes, daughter of F. P.
Haynes, died last Wednesday OF con-
sumption. She was Of lovable DISPOSE
ton and host of friends mourn her loss.
The bereaved family have the condo
lence of the community.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1897-09-08
Aaron Norton,s Colt Show.

Aaron Norton held very successful
colt show at his farm near Webster last
Saturday. There was good attendance
of people and many handsome colts were
competing for the liberal premiums offer
ed by Mr.. Norton.
The first premium Of $40 for the latest
colt was awarded TO Mr.. Norton's own
colt; E II. Love was given S. for the
best mare colt; 10 Stewart IS for the best
horse colt and Gus Barger SIS for the
best saddle colt. Taking them as a whole
they we're as fine bunch OF colts as we
ever saw.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1897-09-08
Tri-State Fair at Evansville Septem-
Der 40 to 24th.

The L. II. &-St. L. will make rate OF
one fare for the round trip to Evansville,
account OF the above fair. This will be
one Of the best fairs in this section OF the
country, and should Re we'll attended. In
addition to the above rates a special
train will be run from Wet Point to
Evansville stopping at all stations, on
Friday Sept. oath, and tickets will be
sold at very low rates. For further in
formation call on agents of the Company
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1897-09-08

THERE is no disafection on the fusion
ticket. The device Of clasped hands is
acceptable to both Democrats and Popu-
lists and they will poll big vote under
it in November The meeting OF both Of
the committees at Hardinsburg some two
weeks ago was satisfactory and harmoni-
GUS and this will have much to do in
strengthening the vote.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1897-09-08

THE candidates are not filling up the
the voter with mean whisky, be it said
to their credit. 1t is to be hoped that
the canvass will be conducted through
out on the high plain with which it
started off Monday.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1897-09-08

A horney rough feeling about the
eyes-inaamed or graunulated lids-is
made soft and smoothe with one appli-
cation Of Sutherland's Eagle Eye salve.
Try 1t tonight and you can see better
tomorrow night. II is not unpleasant
70 use.-Short & HAYNES.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1897-09-08

The gold bugs would make the people
believe that the advance OF wheat is al.
together due TO the financial policy OF
our government, that is not the case,
however, II is due to the scarcity Of that
cereal In other countries, nearly all for
eign countries are looking 10 us for
bread. France alone Is short 10000, 600
bushels.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1897-09-08

w r are authorized to announce H. @. SMITH
w as the Populist candidate for the State Sen
ate from the Tenth Sc, atorial District, composed
Of the counties OF Breckenri' &c, Hancock and
Meade. Election November. 1897.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1897-09-08
WEBSTER.

A light rain Sunday night.
A Holiness meeting is in progress
here.
Mrs. II. G. Stewart returned home
Sunday.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1897-09-08

The money question doesn't seem 10
be in this campaign. At least the candi-
dates had very little to say about it Mon
day.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1897-09-08

THE Democratic candidates were all in
god trim and feeling quite hopeful at
Stephensport Monday.