The Topeka state journal., 1897-08-25
NEWS FROM THE NORTH.
Reported by Our Esteemed Contemporary,
the KIondike Klarfon.

the Alondtke klartOn.
Mr.. Bill Muggins, that prince of good
fellows residing on Yai1er avenue, is put
ting handsome Is caret gold leaf roof on
his new barn.
We are pleased to announce that the
First Presbyterian church will give q
boiled dog supper at it's parlors Thursday
evening at o'clock-admission, 81; chill
dren, half fare.
Colonel Frankfort of the Bang Up res
taurant-meals served at all hours-has
the EDITORS thanks for a juicy joint of roast
mule as fine as he ever stuck a tooth into.
Come again, colonel.
Now is the time to subscribe to The
Kiarion-S24 per annum, invariably in
advance. Good. clean nuggets taken on
subscription.
Our leading dentist, DIR. Jim Mofitt,
believes in fostering home Industries He
uses only Klondike gold in plugging teeth.
DIR. Jim is also a jolly jerker. Call on him
when in town.
Reward. Ninety nine dollars reward
will be paid for information leading to the
arrest and conviction of the low flung
scoundrel who stole our Office cat on Tues
day night last. That cat cost us money,
and he was getting fat enough to make us
look forward TO Thanksgiving dinner with
more than ordinary feelings OF gustatory
delight. 80
Don't throw away the boots you have
been working in all summer. We can as
sure newcomers to our vicinity that while
turkey is a good thing for Christmas
dinner pair of we'll boiled and seasoned
boots, heavy leather preferred, are great
deal better than no dinner. We have been
there before
Little Johnnie, the bright and intelli-
gent 3-year-old son of our esteemed fellow
townsman C. H. Jinkins, who was SO
seriously ohOked on a nugget of gold the
hired girl carelessly left lying on the
kitchen floor, where the child was playing.
is, we are glad to say, improving.
Mr.. (. j. Herman's spirited team OF
reindeer ran away yesterday afternoon on
Yukon avenue extended, while bringing
a load of gold dust to town, and scattered
the yellow sediment around the landscape
to such extent that several residents
from the States living out that way grew
quite homesick, it was SO remindful to
them of the goldenrod, which is their ma
tional flower.
At recent reception in this city of our
elitest set the lion of the evening was Mr..
g. Washington Wellington of the United
States, and he was thus honored and lion
lied because he was the only man present
who was not millionaire. Society always
delights in novelties.
At the bridal breakfast after the Bing-
Bang wedding on Dollar boulevard yester-
day, a fuller report of which was Klarion
exclusive, the piece de resistance was "a
fllet of bay horse served on plates of solid
gold half an inch thick. A washtubful of
gold dust was showered on the happy pair
as they walked down the front steps of the
brides home to their reindeer sledge.
We have the nugget some bad boy threw
through our window last night, breaking
pane of glass, and we shall be glad to
give it to him for new pane. The nugget
weighs four ounces, and the size of the
pane was by 10. Any person wishing to
exchange pane of glass that size for the
nugget will please call at this Office before
the arrival of the cold wave.-New York