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The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1897-04-04
At New Orleans.

New orleans, April s-This was the last
day of the new Louisiana Jockey club >
spring meeting. Six furlongs-lrish Lady
won. Lord Fairfax second sharon third;
time. l;lSi,. Seven furlongs lila won
Morilist second. StyX third, time. l:si'r.
Mile aud a half-l.ittle Tom ana ntho ran
dead heat iinnctte third: time, 2:jlis.
Handicap. one mile-Bru Waddcll won,
Marquise second, Judge St"adman third ,
time, .iSig. Six furlongS-tiilford Ham
won Pat Morrisscy second. Mr. Dunlap
third; time. l;.n Mllc-RolandIs won, Ken
ton second. Surveyor third. time, l.,j't
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1897-04-04
GOOD, HARD BEATING
Like Cur, II Snaps and Snarls
and Complains Of an Outrage
MORE THAN 1000 MAJORITY

Owing to the Limited Number OF
Polling Places Many Registered
Voters Are Unable to Cast
Their Ballots-If the Entire Vote
Had Been Polled. the A. p. a.
Defeat Would Have Been Stili
More Emphatic Than II ls-De-
cisive All Along the Line
Great Crowds at Every Polling
Place and Much Excitement.
Though No Personal Collisions
Many Ladies' Make Amusing
and Characteristic Mlstakes-it
Takes All Night to Count the
BaIlots-A. p. As. Talk of Pro-
testing the Election on the
Ground That the Law Is Unc on
stltutioral = Scenes and incl
dents of the Day.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1897-04-04
Al Cincinnati.

Cincinnati April a.-ScN'n furlongs-
DuuoS won. j. II. G.. second, imp. Sdu-
tcrour third time, l:2'. -Four furlougs
Richard j. won. Judg" Quigl"y s'uuud.
Coh third; time - MHidcns' stakes.
Naluc 81 90. six aud u hall furloug- PAN
chitd II. won. Neugcauc" second. FHuccttc
third time. l:2l',. Mic-Evcrost won.
Simple Jack second Croosus third time.
l.i2h, Mile Judith won, Chicot second,
Parson third time. li3
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Li,ing.ton's Election Quiet.

SpVVIaI DlspdIrh 10 the STANDARD.
Livingston. April a-Four trustees were
elected to-day Tor the Livingston school
district. three 10 serve for THREE years and
one Tor one year. Al th- candidates were
men. efforts having failed 10 get women
10 run. The free text book question was
not submitted. Dr T. A. Alton was elect
ct for the one-yestr term. receiving 20
votes out OF 4 total Of 20. The vote on the
other candidates WAS; \. W Miles lsa
Dan Short l@. Alya Mayne ~. 5. NJ. Me
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Perished In the storm.


SpttIdI DIsFdtNH TO IIIt SIHI'IdIU,
Cheyenne, April 5.-FiN' rduC hmcn.
names unknown. from MitchrlIs Bottoms.
Neb.. perished In this weeks blizzard
" hile attempting 10 drive 10 this city.
The bodies OF two of the men Mere found
to-day several miles from "a sheep camp.
which they had evidently tried 10 reach
after unhitching their horse and ahan-
doning their wagons In Tuesday night ;
storm. II is feared that many other
ranchmen and sheep herdors have per-
isheI
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1897-04-04
sehoch Win. the nlke Race.

Washington. April A=Sohoch won Tho
-lN-days bike race. which ended to-nis ht.
u. finished with l6,0 miles TO his credit.
40 miles short Ot the worlds record for
that time, made Jt Madison square gar
isu- The following il che srofe. SchOch
so Albert Isis Golden 1870 Lawson
'lS. Cassidy l5ii Rivierrc llu, Ford Jy5.
Muller t3i
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1897-04-04
Free Text Hooks Rsaten.

Special Dispatch to the Standard.
Rig Timber. April 3.-At the school
election held In this district to-day
there were u candidates. Those elected
ate. III. %. Kellogg. h. e. Pound. Lester
Howard and g. y. Stillman. all repub-
Leans. The free text book proposition
was defeated by a majority OF one.
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Special Dispatch to the STANDARD
Helena, April s-G"ncrd ''hrkson. na-
tional commander Of the -. A. r.. failed
TO arrive here to-day from tHo coast as
Vas expected. The local pos and relief
corps had made elaborate prrfUrtttions 10
receive him, but be- went hon. uy another
route without notifying las lrl.nds hlrc.
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The Result at Great Falls.

Great Falls. April 3.-The annual
election of school trustees occurred to-
day. the vote standing as follows: Ran
s,m Cooper, POO. Ezra Della haugh S11.
j. r. Lewis. 49,: George II. Merrill. 25S.
The vote for free text books was g.
foi the proposition and 3Is against.
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Washington, April 3-Tc-days state
mcnt of the condition OF the treasury
shows Available cash balance, SS-ilE.QlJ.
sold reserve. Sl5l. 'Q5, ia
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Read
This Carefully
It Will Interest You

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of jewelry, watches, Silver
wear and silver novelties in
Montana which we sell at the
very lowest prices consistent
with good quality.
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A Few Of Our Leaders

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orders taken for engraved Wedding
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beautiful assortment of the latest de-
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Continued on Page six.)
The Holly chieftain., 1897-11-26
4 $40 coMPAlsioM.
he Diaa't like to Cssreet . Laay, Dus

l
he Dtan't LIKE to CeBrect . Lady, INT
He uaA Te.
Tho man with hronxed skin and lcnsish
hair Was hanging upon every word that the
charming young woman spoke. She 49,
telling Of an actress whom she greatly ad-
niired
g II viii never forget how she looked the
young woman aid. She was ss beautiful
The weather-bcsten auditor moved upess-
ily, and then aid: Il beg yer pardon, mias.
but amt sure that heard yer remark jest
II aid that she was a. beautiful ..
1T amt tsr me ter Erect l.dy, he b.
gan in apolo6etic tones.
7 am quite willing e Be {, coSrected J, yhss I
in tone withtraces Of congea1ment through
IT,. Bat Do not perceive how this can b
"I don't persume to conterdict nobody. =
he replied. II haven't no observations 10
make further than that there amt NO 90.
cOuntin' fur tastes."
Have you ever seen this actreas.s
Then don't see how you are qualified to
Might I make 50 bold as to inquire
whether you was ever as fur west as British
Columbiay
Never"
Then, miss. you can't re1ise that I'm
what these here miners that come east ten
ye. If ye amt even been az fur as British
Columbia, il stan's to reason that va can't
have no idea Of what a lonesome. ram.
shackle, frixup lookin' place Juneau is."-
Washington Star.
The Holly chieftain., 1897-11-26
Iis Suffered BY Taking Too Much for
t4 Grunted.

Rs Suffered BY Taking Too Much for
"Experiencc," said the man who had
been telling tales of 'the sen. "is great
thing. But it gets in the way some
times. I'll never forget the last ship
wreck was in"
ut must be terrible" sold the boy
whom lie wns entertaining. ito be
ndrift in the ocean,"
ut is rnther trying to realize that
land is miles nwny. no matter whether
you measure silewisc or straight down.
But this shipwreck wasn't on the
ocean,"
"But You said you had sailed the At
lnntic." N
Yes; that's where got my experi-
ence. But II was on Lake Superior TINT
/ found myself with nothing to tie n
except an old washstand. II was three
days before was picked up"
Weren't you almost dead
"Pretty nenr."
"Fron hunger?'
'partly that. And I suffered some
from thirst. But the most Of It was
humiliation. The frst thing asked for
was drink Of water. Ind suffered
agonies. Ny throat was parched and
my tongue felt like barring. one of
the men In thu boat looked Ct me asIf
he thought was delirious, but wAsn
I repeated my request he took . tin can.
leaned over The side Of the boat and
dipped mo mp . drink. Tbsn realised
for the first timo that Twss on fresh we
ter instead Of salt and thesc wasn't The
ieast excuse for sane mant going
thirty 5 minute. Experiences y 1 great
thing, my boy. Never turn up your
nose atsit. BOT fsH,6mbse that Ms u
likely e not 70 rdn you into tioubic'
II you haven't coi.naon sens6 - . eo0s
pass y stsr d. vashingtoa -.
The Holly chieftain., 1897-11-26
1 1ls,sa y \ 4 T. J! & jg|I'||
49, - i 4 :


~ osyn HAeesauso. ,. e Y sS
why dse.s - ~ ylIet ~ = ! n h
other. He mt jehetit susse ~ ~ Z -
perior husipeny t1n6eies ~ - &1,1 l.
come when yeu Muge esye aoaeeeee te4eg<
after your eInas H cart 1r
without thu neesaasy Sseili9g Z q
The wbols stastbnl hsys r }g | II
besn . unaatia iastosy tkst I kaSs - Sf l
formal poties 70 Joei - f. hi,nle z ~ ..
.s .set = = sssss ~ e ~: ssvs Z 10y {, 6
cut % be allowsnca ~ = hyss ~
ps sSossbs1f CIV roaii IL ssss ''i q 1T t . sIs
al WerV not asS5lak " all cssd34neS W1<oi
pushing ne. The boy walked into tn p1qGs
one afternoon wheaI - r. TIE thspescg5e
.psir, aid: Ihinf1 !eekin' bIae, ecyssnet
d ,sid dSwn m. ctssss sim ssssa tsss iGr ye -
Sossiss lsS Hs Z Ssef III can can ~ :. s8ss bs I'D
it. When gave him money to buy whsat
and told him how III market was fiable =
70, be ignored my aavice and bought md
lions Of ecgS; right q the midst of hot
wssshes mind yo yscsss "a tss .ss.rPSinS Shsss ~
ment and requested some Of thcee in tie ".
cinity to bring proceedings when tbs nuis-
mnce asserted itself learned incideatally
afterward that be had patent procoeg for
preserving eSgs and Cleared up btg ~ q
money. Wheat hadn't gone the way pge-
shooting game. I don't know juH what Z
was, but one Of his friends said that JACK
had taken long shot at horse and won.
hope the rascal had to pay for the horse. -
Detroit Free Press.
The Holly chieftain., 1897-11-26
Shut 20 fsh-trnp. niggah!-yass,
sab, right hyah. sab; bus fo' de Hotel

shut go fsh-trap. niggahi-yass,
sab, right hyah, sab; bus fo' de Hotel
Johannisberg."
notwithstanding the poets doubling
question, there is always more or less
in nnme; md the Hotel Johannisberg
gained guest that night upon no bet
ter grounds than that the word awoke
pleasant memories in the mind of u
man who knew Europe rather better
than he did his own country. As the
omnibus jounced nlong over the un-
paved streets, Thorndyke amused him
self by picturing the probable contrast
between the backwoods tavern and its
high-sounding appellation. He was
rather more lhan surprised, therefore,
when the omnibus stopped in front Of
a three-storied building standing In
park-likc inclosure and ablaxe
with gas and electric lights; and as
tonishment rose into admiration when
q liveried servant ushered him into the
magnificent rotunda fioored with mnr-
BILE mosaic and wainscoted in quarter
sawed oak. Everything about the place
was cosmopolitan and modern, from
the convenient telegraph Office in the
corner to the suave clerk, who might
have been a swift Importation from, the
best-appointed hostelry in. New York.
''Glad to welcome you to Allacoochce.
Mr.. Thorndyke." he said. Hospitality,
when Philip had registered. "We're a
little crowded tonight, but can give
you good room on the second floor,
if that will answer"
I'm not particular, SO that it's COM
fortAble," replied Thorndyke, glad to
have his forebodings dispelled. ''Is
supper served?"
Dinner, If you please" corrected the
clerk, affably, summoning call-boy.
Show Mr.. Thorndyke to his room-No.
49," And Philip followed his coffee-col-
ored guide to the elevator with an un-
comfortable conviction growing upon
him that he had somehow stamped him.
self as provincial by suggesting supper
instead of dinner.
The meal was excellent and well
served; and the comfort of his room,
nfter two weary nights in the sleep
ing car, made Thorndyke late riser on
his first morning in Allacoochee. After
breakfast he went out upon the veranda
ito give the feeling OF appreciative sur
prise chance to expand with a wider
view. The Hotel Johannisberg was
owned by the Town company, and its
situation on a slight knoll ut the foot
Of Johns mountain had been chosen
with q view to the prospect. Standing
on the steps of the veranda, Philip saw
a background Of wooded slopes rising
in green bravery to the line Of rugged
cliffs at the summit of Jubal noun
tain; a'middle distance of valley where
the course Of the Chiwassee river wns
defined by a bed Of fieecy mist ruffied
into semi-transparency by the warmth
OF the morning sun; to the left, be-
yond the narrower strip of mist mark
The Holly chieftain., 1897-11-26

ing the windings Of the Little Chiwas-
see. the bold forehead of Bull noun
tain overlapping the town. These were
the frame for the picture which human
activity was etching into the level area
incloscd by the two streams. Long
vistas of streets marked by burrows
turned ut the curb lines; open spaces
dotted with the stakes of the surveyor
and heaped with piles Of brick and lum-
Der; uncounted numbers Of half-fin-
isl,ed buildings upon which the work
men clustered like swarming bees; the
muffled drumming of hoisting engines;
the stridcnt exhausts of the locomo-
tves in the railway yard; the clang of
hammers in boiler shop-cverywhere
the sights and sounds of restless in
dustry and impatient progress.
Under such circumstances the gre
garious impulse asserts itself irresisti-
bly,. Thorndyke looked about him for
o possible sympathizer, and, by proc
ess Of natural selection which is us un-
accountable as it is incrrant, he pitched
upon q young man sitting apart from
the various groups on the veranda.
Drawing up chair, he began to un-
burden himself.
ut beats anything ever heard Of"
he said. What is there behind Il.
all?"
Standing as target for the gunncry
OF other peoples surprise was no new
experience for the man of Philips selec-
tion. and he smiled good-naturedly. "a
good many people have asked that ques-
ton. can't answer 1t to my own salts
faction, but others would say the coal
and iron; the lack Of important manu-
featuring centers in the south, and the
consequent pressing need for one just
here; the climate, and hundred other
things besides"
"Are the coal and iron realities?"
oh, yes, very much SO; this noun
tain behind the hotel is n vast coal bed,
and that one over there"-pointing to
the cliffs across the Little Chiwnssce-
"is equally rich in iron of fair quality"
-Then the people arc not merely crazy
enthusiasts. after ALL"
"That's as you please to look Mt it.
So far as natural resources go, the place
is solid. There IL any quantity of build
ing material, marble, sand and lime
stone. fire clay. timber, coal and iron.
If city mny be built upon the mere
presence OF raw material, Allacoochee
IL . fact accomplished"
",That implies doubt; may ask the
reason?"
Certainly. though I'm not at all sure
l can make it plain. All the advantages.
have named and dozen more are here,
to be sure, but they've always been here.
and It remained for our friends the pro-
mpters to find out thnt they would war
rant oil this, ," including the visible part
OF Allacoochee by q comprehensive ges-
tnre. ''More than that, the same ad-
vuntages may De found In plenty Of To-
calities in the south, some of them
much more accessible than this valley.
And then I have an old-fashioned idea
that cities can't be created arbitrarily"
They smoked in silence for little
while, md then Thorndyke took caru
from his casa and banded II to his conn
panion.
.sl.et me introduce myself,w hs said.
II Just got IN last night, and you may
~ shts 70 tsll me whst ! want 70 Know
The Holly chieftain., 1897-11-26
A GREAT REMEDY.
Greatly Tested.
Greatly Recommended.


The loss Of the hair Is one OF the most
serious losses a woman can undergo
Beautiful hair gives many. q woman q
claim to beauty which would be utterly
wanting II the locks we're short and
scanty. II 10 almost as setious loss when
the natural hue Of the hair begins to fade,
and the shining tresses of chestnut aud
auburn are changed to gray or to faded
shadow Of their former brightness. Such
a loss is no longer a necessity. There Is
one remedy which may we'll be called
great remedy. by reason OF its great sue
cess In stopping the falling of the hair.
cleansing the scalp Of dandruh. and re-
storing the lost color to gray or faded
tresses., DR.: Ayers Hair vigor Is a stand
Thousands Of homes. and recon- mmended BY
everyone who has tested 1t and expert.
enced the remarkable results that follow
Its use. II makes hair grow. 1t restores
the original color to hair that has turned
gray or faded ont. It stops. hair from fall.
Ing, cleanses the scalp of dandruh. and
gives the hair a thickness aud gloss that
no other preparation eau produce.
The Holly chieftain., 1897-11-26
b. q Bookkeeper,

Student--How would you advise me
70 go about collecting library7
Professor-Well, I'll tell you how l
managed 1t. When l was young |
bought books and lent them. Now !
borrow books and keep them Easton
Democrat.
The Holly chieftain., 1897-11-26

Mrs. Herxmann. Of SIS East 6sth 81. New
York City, writes:
"A little more than q year ago. my hair
began turning gray and falling out. and
although tried ever so many things to
prevent continuance of these conditions,
! obtained NO satisfaction until ] tried DR..
Ayers Hair viKor. After using one bottle
my hair was restored to its natural color,
and ceased falling out."-Mrs. HnRxAAMN,
$50 East 6Sth ST., New York City.
~ have sold DR.. Ayer's Hair viRor fof
fifteen years, and do not know Of . case
where 4 did not give entire satisfactiou. I
have been, and am now using 1t myself for
daudruh and gray hair, and am thoroughly
convinced that Ii 10 the best on the market
Nothing that ever tried can touch It. II
affords me great pleasure to recommend u
dale, Ala.
There's more on this subject in Dr..
Ayers curebook. story Of cures told ~
the cured. This book Of 100 pages IL sent
Lowell, Mass.
The Holly chieftain., 1897-11-26
TAe Kis..

p
He begged kiss. She frowned medi-
"a kiss" she said, "is an expression OF
sentiment. Placed upon the hand, 1t sig.
nifies respect; upon the forehead, friend
ship; upon the lips, both-and more or
aeither. Since you have asked it, you may
.xpress yourself in one kiss. Proceed"
He hesitated.
Through respect and friendship love may
pc reached. II he were too bold She. He
aesitated. He gazed down into the grass
and pondered swiftly. He tried to read her
mood. He would place that one kiss upon
her
He heard a trill a. Of many birds.
He looked up.
She was whistling softly. ef 70
Her hat was pulled down to her eyes, Gov
ering her forehead, and her hands were
thrust deep into the pockets Of her jacket
Detroit Free Press.
In almost every case Of marriage one Of
the parties in time looks the rabbit to the
others wolf.-Atchison Globe.
The Holly chieftain., 1897-11-26
An Appetascr.

Beggar-I hev poor sick wife at
home dnt has no nppetite. Could yer
spare me quarter ter git suthin' ter
give her IN appetite?
I.ndy-Why, yes; but what are you
going to get her?
Beggar-l'm goiu' ter advertise an
GIT her job. Dere Is nuthin' like work
ter give woman an appetite.-Judge.
The Holly chieftain., 1897-11-26
EaeotuaI remedy.

Briggs is always complaining about
bis lonesomeness. In his case it's a
disease, and he ought to take some
thing for It,"
Great Scott! Haven't you heard?
Hes going to take a wife."-Chicago
Tribune.
The Holly chieftain., 1897-11-26
Her own Cake, Toe,

Mrs. Newlywed I'm going to
sprinkle little poison on this piece OF
angel cake and put 1t where the mice
will get 1t; think it will kill them.
Mr.. Newlywed-Why, of course 1t
viii! But why 90 you put the poison
on it?--Puck.
The Holly chieftain., 1897-11-26
Never There.

shineby-Why is 1t, Bob, people never
laugh when say witty thing?
Bosom Friend-My dear boy, don't
xnow, I'm surei Never remember be-
ng present on such an OCCASION
BROOKLYN Life.
The Holly chieftain., 1897-11-26
More Than Even,

Ibid you ever get even with that girl
that took your job in the office?''
You may judge for yourself. mar
ried her, she holds the job. and there is
emily one Of us that ever does stroke
Of ."--Detroit Free Press. ia
The Holly chieftain., 1897-11-26
Pride Goesh Before a Fall.

Oh. why should the spirit of scorcher be
proud?
Like = fsst-nittins meteor. a tss,-nyins
cloud.
Ie striketh = stone where the coastlns is
steep.
And straishtway it knocketh him all in a
L. A. w. BuIletin.
The Holly chieftain., 1897-11-26
n....p p.e.r.,..s.

Anxious Mother--I want an order to.
seud my daughter to IN insane asylum
for treatment. She Is going to marry
. man 30 years older than herself.
< Judgc-Wly. madnm. girls marry old
men every day. and are no, considered
insane.
Anxious Mother Yes. but the old
man my daughter wants TO marry Il
poor.--N. Y. Weekly.
The Holly chieftain., 1897-11-26
one other E.rl...s,...
,at Joke" BID said. 'is no good.

THAT joke" he said. is no good.7
-Whnt's the matter with it?"
-Why, l never saw the point of II
It all until II was explained to me,
ind when diagram has to be sent
,long with the joke il is evident that
is wrong with The joke.''
'Or with the ader."-Chicago Post.
The Holly chieftain., 1897-11-26
The Proper rhins.

clerk-I wouldn't like to cut this
piece Of lace just for one yard. madam;
and. besides. that isn't enough to trim
anything.
Shopper-Oh! didn't want 1t for
trimming; but it's so nice to have a
piece Of lace around the house as an
heirloom, you know?-Puck.
The Holly chieftain., 1897-11-26
Related sonae Way

The store was kept by Meredith.
Within that country town.
Where wrote verse that didn't sell
And run my credit down.
Yetsone thing kept my spirits up.
1t was the pleasant myth.
That. though no kin to Lytton.
Was OWN Meredith.
-Louisyllle Courier Journal
The Holly chieftain., 1897-11-26
LITERAL OBEDIENCE

! Doctor-What, taking a bath! Why,
you will kill yourself. man.
Pntient-But, doctor. you told me to
take Tie pills In wnter.-Punchinelio
The Holly chieftain., 1897-11-26
no, Mhat nj ouxht to ne

Not What Il Ought to Ne.
patron-Did you see this steak
,roiled?
Waiter--No, sab.
Patron-l wish you would investi-
tnte. have suspicion that II was
.nmned.-Detroit Free Press.
The Holly chieftain., 1897-11-26
HOE AnnaleailAn FileA.

she--Does yopF snographer belonx
~ the unIonf
HsNot q present. BAT she IL to b.
masried nsat neee - c&ieA6p NevA
The Holly chieftain., 1897-11-26
A Fortunate Amictton.

He always hesitates to tell q lie.
Dr. say q word to cause his friends sigh;
Yet no one praises him for that. you know
He cannot help It. for he suffers 90.
lf Judge
The Holly chieftain., 1897-11-26
Fren Tvve Pesaes Of view.

The Boarder with smile my hus.
band's appetite IL getting better.
The Landlady with long facel-l
should ray II was getting worse.-Yo
kers Statesman.
The Holly chieftain., 1897-11-26
a Complete Ce.fessie.,

He-I am willing to admit was
wrong.
Shell expect you to do more than
that. You must admit that was right
Puck.
The Holly chieftain., 1897-11-26

Slew Pay.
Passenser-This Isl = very allow road.
Brakeman-Very.
DO you suppose it pays!y
Yes; pays as it goes. Date.
The Holly chieftain., 1897-11-26
Only . Theory.

"Why are BARRIERS so talkative at their
work 2" tNfo-
"Well. suppose that. like other men,
they don't get any chance at home
Chicago Record.
The Holly chieftain., 1897-11-26

what beastly cold you've got. Sam!
Nhere did you get it?"
ats not a cold; It's hay fever. got
dancing with that grass widow the
,ther night."-Punch.
The Holly chieftain., 1897-11-26
No rlaes for Hin,

Stranger-Is there good opening for
an undertaken In this place?
Cltizen-No. sir. The only doctor in
the town is going to move away this
week.-Hariem Life.
The Holly chieftain., 1897-11-26
The Doctor,s Mission.

she-Who's sick at your house?
Hc--No one.
why, thought saw the doctors
carriage Mt your door. this morning?'
''You did. BE was there trying to cob
lect bill."-Yonkers Statesman.
The Holly chieftain., 1897-11-26

Piso's Cure for Consumption il an A No.
Asthma medicins.-W. R. Williams, An.
tioch, ILL.,, April II, 1894.