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HIS POKER STORY.
senator Elect Mason Made a Speech, but
Was Puzzled Later,

| senator Elect Mason Made q Speech, but
4 Was Puzzled Later.
1t is poor political argument which
Will not work both ways. Many stumu
7sorator has made telling point, only to
md afterward that local conditions,
! with which he was totally unfamiliar,
have reversed its application, with most
disastrous effects, upon his logic. Sena-
/ tor Elect Billy Mason is an effective
eampaigner. On the stump he takes his
audience into his confidence at once and
uses homely illustrations which every
one can easily understand. But it is i'm
possible for any orator to guard himself
against unknown local conditions.
The great issue of the Harrison cam
paign Of 1888 was the tariff as exempli
fed III the Mills bill. Mr.. Mason was
sent lnfo Ohio to combat free trade and
-h1xaOG- tho hGlAnnr- xarokontioI, on tho
ing an enthusiastic audience, he said:
"Some persons claim that the tariff
question is hard to understand. 1t Is as
simple as two and two are four. 1t is as
clear as daylight. Suppose few of you
boys here in Wooster get together occa-
sionally at night to enjoy quiet game
of poker. The limit is kept down pretty
well, and no one can lose or win enough
to hurt any one. Tom may be the win
ner tonight. But the next time Dick
comes out ahead or Harry or Jack. No
matter who wins or who loses, all the
money that goes into the game stays
right here i'll Wooster. 1t may change
hands, but it stays here. That is pro-
lection.
"Now, suppose that travelling man
comes along. Time hangs heavily on
his hands, and he begins to look around
for a little amusement. He wants to
come into the game. You boys talk the
matter over and finally decide to throw
down the barrier of seclusion which
heretofore has kept outsiders from COM
peting with you for the jack pots He
comes in, and when he gets up he may
have in his pocket all your money. The
next morning he takes the train and
goes away. With him goes your capital
See how it leaves you financially? That's
free trade.
After the meeting was over the speak
er went to a little hotel to meet and
shake hands with the faithful and, if
possible, make a few converts by per-
sonal contact. An old granger came up,
shook Billy's hand vigorously and said:
"By gee, that wuz hot talk you give
us tonight Jest as plain as preachin.
Any one could understand what you
wuz drivin at all right. That tariff ar
gyment wuz great-simply emense.
You see, some of us fellers here have
been runnin quiet little game nights
over the harness shop across the way.
Never won or lost very much-couldn't
do it if we wanted to. One day last
week drummer from Cincinnati came
along and broke into the game Well,
sir, we helped him let go of more than
$500 that night, and in the mornin
we Clipped in and bought him ticket
to Columbus. This town hain't had
sich business afore sence the war"
And when Billy finally retired he
spent an hour trying to figure out on
which side Of the tariff question he had
been talking. Chicago Times Herald. q
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HER LITTLE CANE.
Rubber Dolls with whistles Inside wer
! Worth Having as Burglar alarms,

Rubber Dolls With Whistles Inside Were
Worth Having as Burglar .Alar1ps.
Little Ethel Tillinghast is just com.
mencing to read the newspapers. Yes
terday she laid down the morning paper
| and said:
Mamma -
"Well dear?' =
81 read in the paper Of how doll
with whistle inside it saved house
from being robbed by burglars. -
How did that happen?''
Well, the little girl who owned the
doll left it lying on the floor, and when
the burglar trod ON it the whistle inside
the doll went off and woke the papa
and he scared the burglar off before he
had chance to steal any thing"
wasn't that odd?''
"Yes'in. Say, mamma"
+ ''Well, dear?'' -
i baEaR @ t @ aRE dallv 1vl lila lavt tiasA AUf L Urngr
dolls''
"But, mammal
"Well?"
"If you would get me q doll with
whistle inside it, I'd let you put it on
the floor every night to catch burglars. "
New York Sunday World.
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1t Took Six Horses.

A tenderfoot farmer in Arizona en-
gagged noighbor to plow field that
had been i'll alfalfa. On being engaged,
the neighbor set his price at $2O "You
see," he explained, these alfalfa roots
are terrible to plow. 1t takes six horses
to pull through the roots, two men to
hold the plow and boy to drive. It's
worth at least $50, but you being q
neighbor, I'll do it for $40" The ma
tive was engaged, and later the tender
foot related to another neighbor that he
had struck bargain in getting his plow-
ing done. why. was tie reply, that
job is not worth $40" But it takes
six horses" protested the tenderfoot.
"Yes, that's so-two to pull the plow
and four to pull your leg. "-Argonaut.
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Z wasor..
a. nsRn who sffands higI

AmRn who saands high in the
mercantile cot Hity related to me the
following little Cent of his early
life: s |.
At the agecf | IS entered the store af
6ilas Sturdeyant d clerk. One dag,
shortly after my tallment into the
Office, was empl in sealing and
superseribing Business circulars
several hundEe them. That was
long before tAs Of gluten, and I
used small red waLe Tor securing the
missives. While s thus busy Mr..
Sturdevant came to lie counting
room, and when / d 1yed that he was
watching me wofR the best could,
hoping to geta yseE appreciation. By
and by he spoke
Young man you think half
wafer would sec 3 of those circu-
lars just as wei hole one?'
looked up, probably exhibiting as
IF you split your ka1eTs, he added,
"you will accomplish all you desire,
and at the same time mako saving of
Just one-haf."
no Gu1ncu away anu HAAAC was
thinking what mean old wafer split
ter he was, a lady entered who had been
appointed one of a committee to obtain
subscriptions toward building an orphan
asylum One public spirited man had
given the land, and now they wished to
raise $500, 900, if possible, for the build
ings and necessary endo Tments. Mr..
Sturdevant said he had already been
consulted on the subject.
"Yes," thought I, "and I guess that's
all it will amount toi'
But he took the paper and wrote his
name, and then he said:
II will give $5, 900"
l could hardly believe my ears.
At that moment the merchant arose
to stature Of grandeur before me, and
in my heart I blessed him; for even
then knew that the lesson Of the split
waters, with its sequel, was to be the
initial Of my future success. New
York Ledger
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A baldheaded man never cares much
for ghost stories.
Henpecked men aren't'any commoner'
than rooster pecked women.
Women seem to think that husbands
never have any need to reform their
wives.
After girl has heard some one say
she has a sad face she always goes
around trying to look sorrowful.
Awoman may talk about equal rights
and all that, but sooner or later she is
sure to betray herself by having baby.
A man may love woman enough to
give up smoking when she asks him to
do it for her sake, but he will never
love her SO much again. New York
Press
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wOlseley.s Close Cali.

On one occasion Lord Wolseley's life
was saved by Prince Victor Of Hohen-
lobe, known as Count Gleichen. 1t was
IN the Crimea, when young Wolseley,
badly wounded. was passed by the sur.
geon as dead. Undisturbed by the sur
geon's remarks, Prince Victor tried to
Extract jagged piece Of stone which
was sticking in the wound, and the
prince succeeded in restoring Wolseley,
for, after little brandy had been
poured down his throat and more AS
severations from the surgeon that ne
was dead, he sat up and exclaimed, "Eo
more dead than you are, you fooll"-
liverpool Mercury.
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Their Class.

Papa" said the growing youth,
chow many classes are prizefghters
divided into2"
Five" he answered, without look
ing up heavy, middle, welter, light
and feather weights. "
"WhaC cfasS-do Corhstt end + Fl pfitSzssiirn-
mons belong tor
''I don't know" was the dreamy re-
sponse-'' 'paperweights, believe, " and
his gaze turned to the interview in
which each said he'd soak the other
with punch. .St Paul Dispatch.
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In Chicago.

81 confess the building is not what
I expected to find it" said the visiting
southerner, who was taking a look at
the Masonic temple for the first time.
"Wherein does it come short?" asked
his northern brother.
''It comes about II stories short Of
my expectation, rejoined the visitor.
''That is all. / Isupposed the highest de-
gree members met ON the thirty third
floor. Chicago Tribune.
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naa For Evervfhing.

Mister" ?" said the small boy to the
druggist, gimme another bottle O.
them patent pills you sold father day
before yesterday. -
care they doing him good?" asked
the clerk, looking pleased.
81 dino whether they're doin father
good or not, but they're doin me good.
They jis' fit my new slungshot. DE
troit Free Press.
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High Principle.

woman, said she, ''is actuated by
principle and not by the sordid bust
ness instincts that dominate man"
"That explains, said he, "why she
will spend 80 cents in car fare to save
Q at a bargain sale-the principle Of
the thing, you know"
She shifted sneering snort. -Cincin-
natl Enquirer.
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Necessary Precaution.

Tramp Cat kitchen door)-That cake
smells temptin.
Cook-It's some the cookin school
young leddies made-twinty things mix
ed wild 40 things.
81 wish I had some. "
''Wull, DIN give ye a piece il yen
ate it outdoors. Oh don't want ye to die
in tn house. New York Weekly.
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The Safe Time.

"Dah's only one time" said Uncle
Eben, "when it's safe ter conterdict q
man, an dat's when he puts on melan-
choly look an stahts in ter tell bout
how old he's gittin ter be- Washing
ton Star.
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when to Stop.

Ted-Do you think it right to teach
young fellow to play poker?
Ned-Certainly I do. But be sure to
stop playing with him as soon as he be-
gins to understand it.-New York Sun
day Journal
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The storm at sea.

The cloud was sitting on the air.
The air wns stuffed with breeze.
It made nice, soft easy chair
As bouncy as you please.
The sen was moist az moist could be.
So moist that you and
Might mop through all eternity
And never mop II dry.
There came bang Of thunder loud.
It bumped against the poles
The lightning iiggled through the cloud
And picked 1t fuD OF holes.
The raindrupz srickled down like tea
Or ginger beer upset.
They tricLled straight into the sea
And got their feet ali wet.
--Twinklos.
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Not What He Wanted.

Haskell-What's Bobby crying for?
Mrs. Haskell-Oh, the poor boy caught
his finger in the pantry door.
Haskell-H'mi He evidently didn't
get the jam he was looking for that
time. -Twinkles.
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oninlona Dlnar.

-Critic-That performance of yours
last night was rare.
Manager-I can't agree with you.
think it was well done. Detroit Free
Press.
The Natchitoches enterprise., 1897-05-27

''Of course, am only human
II thought johnson was wrong when
he insisted that you were an ass. I'm.
dianapolis journal.
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A sinpnlar Omission.

Mr.. Esplanade-I missed one topic
from the programme of the mothers
congress which fully expected to see
discussed.
Mr.. Monterey-What is that?
Mr.. Esplanade-"H to Manage a
Husband" by Miss Soanso. -Pittsburg
Chronicle Telegraph.
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HE GOETHE BIG HEAD.
zee WHITES TALE or TOM AND
THE BuLL0aNE.

The Bey Thought He Cosld Whop Rail-
road. and the Possum Hunter Of Tonnes
SEQ Allowed Him to Tackle the Task.
"He Never Knowed."
zone spring, when my son Tom was 10
Vars old, he got the big head mighty
bad" said old Zeb White as we sat smok-
ing our pipes II seen 1t comm on him
an knowed thar'd be trubble, an the ole
woman she seen IL comm an said to me:
"'Zeb, our son Tom is gettin ready to
make fule O. hissslf, an want you to keep
IN eye on him. He imagines he's as big
ss . mounting, an he feels that he kin
lick ten men all to once.
"When the big head gifts hold O. young
man, it takes a powerful dose o. medicine
to cure IT. Tom kept CROWN wuss and
wuss. He got lazy, an he got 10 braggin
an BLOWN, an from the way he looked at
me now an then outer the co'ner O. his eye
knowed he was achin to tackle me. Just
to let him know that his ole pop was on
deck 1 grabbed him one day an throwed
him sky high over tho fence, an he was
mo- humble arter that. 1t didn't cure
him, however. He went around rubin
ag'in folks an steppin high, an one day no
comes home an SEE to me:
"'Pop, did yo' ever tackle railroadP
"'No sonny, never did. I've tackled
men an BARS an wildcats an circuses, but
not railroad.
"sThey'vc got one over in tho gallcy,
on I think kin whop 1T in about Eve
minits.
"Tom had never seen railroad, " ex-
planned the old man, IAN they had jest
run one down Little Valley, 10 miles
away. told him what 1t was like, but he
WASH bit discouraged. He jest bumped
up his shoulders an spit on his hans an
said
"'Shuck my hide but I'm dyin to whop
somebody, an I'll go over tomorrer an
tackle that railroad. II nobody around
yere has ever whopped railroad, then 1T
will be all the more glory fur me-
"'Ton, don't go an make no fule O.
yo'self, SCI l.
"'As to howY' seq he.
"'As to tacklin q railroad. Thar are
some things as even ye'r pop can t do, an
one O. EN- Is whoppin railroad. Jest
yo' go out an find a bar an hev some fun
with him oil git over this nonsenss.
"He didn't say nuthin to that, but l
knowed he wouldn't mind what I snid.
He went to bed airly, an jest at daylight
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- = ~ I .:

schedule In erect Nov. II, 1877.
All trains Illuminated with Pintsch
Light
Express trains.
TRAINS LEAVE WILMINGTON, DEL
AWARE AVENUE STATION. FOR
1924 a. M; '1219, '2.s4, 1888, '5,21, S7ds
I'll 90 p m. Sundays, 1918, 1888, '11.A ~
M; 1859, '521, '7.41, '11.oO p. m.
PHILADELPHIA, week days, 's.1s. 5.5es
$40, s715, 7.35, 'S.25, 900, 1898, 1904, H0
a. M; 'l219, 10 1894, 1853, 40, '5.2l, 500
T.41, 915, '110O p. m. Sundays, 'S.l3s 7.3os
$50 1898, 'l1.24 a. M; 1853, 4l0, '5.2l, ESQ.,
'7.4I, 9,15, s11.0o p. m.
CHESTER. week days. '3.13 SEQ 6.AO'
'zl5. 7.S5. 's25, 900, '9.ss, 1924, ll.@ a. m.'9
10, 1894, 410, '5.21. ESQ. 7.41, 9.15, "lloo p.
m. Sundays, 1913, 1885, $50 '9.29. '1l.24,
l1.24 a. M. 1859, 40, '5.21, $50. T.H, slbs
III 90 p. IN.
ATLANTIC CITY, week days, "715 a.
M: '12.ls, '2.34 p. IN. Sundays, 1885 a. m.
CAPE MAY, week days. $50 a. NJ; 'S'sS'
p. IN. -
BALTIMORE AND WASHINGTON.
week days. AIS, no. 'S.35, 'l1.Ol a. M:
'l2.57, .2Os, s.OA. ss.04, '457, 1918, 1904 %n
p. N. Sundays, 4i,is. 40, fSS5 a. m;
sl2.57, 900, a04, .457, 1904, '911 p. m.
BALTIMORE AND WAY STATIoNS
ITO a. M; S.04 p. IN. daily.
NEWARK. week days, AIS, 40, 'S.35t
I'll OF a. M; 'l2.57, S.O4, '4.04, '4.57. '6.lA
732. '9.l, 1886 p m. Sundays, AIS iIa
1856 a. m; '12.57, 304. '4.j7, 1882, 's1l ps m.
PITTSBURG. week days. 's.S5 a. M;
s6.1S p. m. Sundays, 1875 a. M; 40, p. M
CHICAGO, daily 's,25 a. m; N4o7 p. m.
CHICAGO via. CINCINNATI and Inc"
DIANAPOLIS. 1876 a. M. daily.
| CINCINNATI AND ST. LOUIS, 's35 a.
m s12 ri and 20 II u m. daily.
TOLEDO AND DETROIT. '9.ll p. m.
daily to Toledo and daily except Sunday
to Detroit.
NEW ORLEANS AND MEMPHIS via.
, BRISTOL AND CHATTANOOGA, ssO4
p nj. daily. Through sleepers to Mem.
psis and New Orleans.
/ SINCERELY ACCOMMODATION weeA
days 40 a. m. S04. 1872. 1856 p. m. sun.
days ITO a. m; 3,Gi. 1852 p, m.
/ LAEDENBERG ACCOMMODATIONS
week days. ITO. 1000 a m; 30i, 1857 p. M
Sundays, 1000 a. M; i,57 p. m.
LEAVE MARKET STREET STATION
for
/ PHILADELPHIA, week days, $50 p. m.
/ BALTIMORE, week days. 6.45 a. m;
: 5o p. m
( LANDENBERG week days, e45, $50
A. m; 255, $40 p. m Sundays. S55 a. m.s
$40 p. m.
| LEAVE PHILADELPHIA FOR VIII.
MINGTON, week days 1885. $40, 10 500.
200, 'l026, ll.3O Il. m. '12.a0. 49,, zoo $50
| s420 4.3O, s5l5 '5.42, 600, $50, '7.30. $50.
| 10 90. III .35 p. m. Sundays, '3S', 800 soos
ll.3o a, m; 1920, '1.S7, 200, 4.2O. 5l5. $50.
$780, 1876. 1890 p. m.
! Telephone No. 1893.
/ Rates to western points lower than via
| any other line.
! ". M. GREENE. D. r. MARTIN,
| Gen. Manager Man. of Pass. Traffos
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:,
l heard him movin around. toid MN II
he was bound to go over TO Littie vailsy
I'd go along with MIN arter preaklas' Ill
see far play, an go he waited When we
sot out, he was feelin in high speerlts. iie
whooped an hollcred an pranced' an the
road WASH t wide nun FUR him TO walk IN.
Befo' l left the house the ole woman SEA
to me:
"'Zeb, are yo' gwine to let our Tom
fout rnilroad?'
"'Thats the idea, seq I.
"'WiIl he git whoppcds'
"'He will He'll git whipped so pow
erfuI quick an hard that he'll be as hum
BILE as a nursin babe fur var to cum.
'We got over to the valley bout 10
O'Clock In the mawnin, v continued the Oh
man, ian Tom got his fust sight o rail-
road He was disappointed. Thar WASH {
nuthin but tho iron rails to fout, an thar
was tears in his eyes rs he sot down on a
stone oh seq:
"'Pop, thar's nuthin to whop, an we ve
walked 10 miles fur nuthin. I'm feelin
that this state o. Tennessee is agin me.
"'Tom, SEE l, arter thinkin things over.
THAR mint nuthin yere to fut, jest as l
told you, but mebbe 1T would console you
to bluff one O. them bullgines.'
"'I can bluff anything from mounting
to IL grasshopper! Whars yer bullginc?
"'Comin down the valley with some
kyars behind 1t. Yo've bin BLOWN all
braggin all the spring an yo' Jest feelin
that you've got to whop santhin or die.
Git down on the track all turn yo'self
loose
"'Ill do it, pop, an If don't take sew
en- different twists In this railroad then
III never look woodchuck in tho face
"Whut I flggered on, said Zeb rs he
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THE COMPLEAT SCORCHER.
with Due Apologies to the Compleat
Angler of LEAK Walton.

Angler of Izaak walton.
Bikator-Well met, brother. I have
long wished to convert you to the enter
tanning art Of hiking.
yenator-Nay, but like il not. Give
me good horse, such as now ride, that
crooks not your back nor engenders hu-
mors Of the joints. Besides, your hiking
Is a tame sport.
Bik-Believe me, friend, it is nothing
of the sort. Come you with me few
miles, and will show you some pleasant
pranks, l warrant you.
Ven-Well, then, lead OH.
Bik-Here is fair road, where be no
street car lines nor flints. Look you, there
is a small dog will ovcrrun it.
Ven-Cleverly done, O. my word! You
struck him shrewdly. How he yelpeth
Bik-That is naught. Hold back, and
will mako yonder dame swerve aside
into a mud heap. There, did not startle
her finelyp
i ven-In good sooth you did. She hath
bemired one leg above the ankle and drop
+, ped her basket of eggs to boot.
| Bik-Confess, now, that this is pretty
! sport. But will show you something
| still more pleasant Hero is an old gem
! tleman reading his paper in tho middle OF
. tho road. He will not SEQ me coming.
| Did not bowl him over cleanlyS
Vcn-Aye, you say rightly. His profan-
| ity diverteth me nightly. But, sir, doth
| not this sort of thing injure the machine'
/ Bik-Doubtless, but l care not. 1t is
only one that have hired. Tomorrow
shall get one from different merchant.
Vcn-Come friend, why go you SO slow
lyp See, there is covey of children COM
ing out of school. Knock me down a
brace.
Bik-Nay, my master, this is the parish
of Reigate, in the which peryerse and ig-
norant magistrates do Indignantly op-
press us poor scorchers.
Ven-You are jcsting!
Bik-I would l were! Believe me, sir,
If 1 killed even one of those brats in this
pestilent place, should have to pay fine
of several greats.
Ven-If that DO so, III none of your
hiking caro- not to have my sport cur
tailed by every i'll conditioned jack in
office. Good day to you, master, and
safe Journey Pick Ne Up.
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WI GENTLEMEN BOARD
w ers at $3.59per week. Call at lib "; End
street, n26-3tt
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VNTANTED-A GIRL FOR GENERAL
w housework. Reference required Ap-
ply at 4l1 King street. n2I@tF
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" A N'r Eis

w ANTED-AG GOOD, INTELLIGENT BOY
w or girl, who understands the printing
bIsiness. Apply at this Office nl8-tf
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A Punxsutawney girl was out hiking
the other day with Punxsutawney young
man. They were six miles from home on
country road.
shepunctured her tire.
"Alas" said the young man as he dis
mounted and looked the picture of despair,
~ have no repair kit! What shall we dos
1t is awful"
Quickly extracting large wad Of chew
ing gum from her mouth and placing 1t
over the puncture before much of the wind
had escaped the girl said:
"Lcnd me your handkerchief.
Young Augustus Fitz James handed
her his bandanna.
Deity she wound it round tho tire, over
the chewing gum, and tied the end In
hard knot on the inside.
II am ready" she said, and she mounted
her wheel and rode off with nonchalant
air and fresh wad Of gum.-Punxsutaw'
uey Spirit.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1897-11-30

% huss Els fssIin's told him that hs AaA
iisksS ~ Anla ostns ~ ktyWsd The fn1mIy
with slosy. He ufted ~ ons hand an
tried to whoop, but that whoop VS. only
. whisper, an he died in my arms"
"Then he never knew how 1t wasf"
"Nover kn9wed it, sab. Jest went 70
his death thinkin he had twisted that rail-
road clean over two mountings an back
az In an that he weighed ton more'n any
other critter In Tennessee. Pore Toni
II I'd a-gone at 1t an driv him about two
feet into the airth when the cussedness
flst got holt o him, he'd bin Twin an q
humble man today, but I let him tackle
railroad an he got busted all to squash"
M. QUAD.
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Too Clever to Re Rumbusssd.

Many years ago, when Londoners had
not the excursion facilities for getting in
to the country that they enjoy now, Char
Icy, q Cockney friend, was staying at
farmhouse and soon made himself at
home. Charley, with his pipe, was wan
dering around, closely examining the top,
ends and sides Of certain trim, well made
object fenced around in the paddock. He
stared at it for little while, then shook
his head obviously.
"What arc you looking for now,
CharlesP'
where's the doors and windows, I'M
olep"
doors and windowsp Why, that's
hsystack.' -
"No fear, uncle, you don't humbug me.
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ventured the young author who had in
yaded the lair of the literary editor for the
second time.
"No, miss" he said in his gruffest
voice "It's trash have been compelled
to handle it without gloves, miss.
ell see it looks like it," faltered the
young author, glancing at the volume that
lay on the table in front Of the terrible
editor. Chicago Tribune.