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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-02-01
FREE TO EVERY MAN.
THE METHOD OF A GREAT
TREATMENT FOR WEAK
NESS OF MEN.
WHICH CURED HIM AFTER Ey.
ERYThlNG ELSE FAILED.

Painful diseases are bad enough, but when
man is slowly wasting away with nervous
weakness, the mental fOrebOdings are ten
times worse than the most severe pain. There
is no let up to the mental suffering day or
night. Sleep is almost impossible and under
such strain men are scarcely responsible for
what they do. For years the writer rolled
and tossed on the troubled sea of sexual weak
ness until 1t was question whether he had
not better take dose Of poison and thus end
all his troubles. But providential inspiration
came to his aid in the shape of combination
OF medicines that not only completely re-
stored the general health, but enlarged his
weak, emaciated parts to natural size and
vigor, and he now declares that any man who
will take the trouble to send his name and
address may have the method of this wonder
full treatment free. Now when say free l
mean absolutely without cost, because want
every weakened man to get the benefit of my
experience. q IT Jia
am not a philanthropist, nor do pose as
an enthusiast, but there are thousands of men
suffering the mental fortunes of weakened
manhood who would be cured at once could
they but get such remedy as the one that
cured me. Do not try to study out how can
AFFORD to pay the few postage stamps neces-
sary to mail the information, but send for It. |
and learn that there are few things on earth
that although they cost nothing to get they
are worth fortune to some men and mean
Lifetime OF happiness to most of us. Write to ]
Thomas Slater, Box EOS, Kalamazoo. Mich |
and the information will be mailed In plain
sealed envelope.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-02-01
THE BOGUS MESSIAH.
walking on the Water Was Hardly Il
His Taste After All.

"As 'n 'he water was Hardly to
iS taste After ALI
About half century ago queer reli-
gious imposter invaded the southeastern
part of Ohio and for several months Great
ed great deal of excitement throughout
that section. Several we'll to do farmers
gave all their earthly possessions to the
new messiah, and he soon became the CEN
ter of quite large colony of deluded fol-
lowers.
One moonlight night in June the mes
siah was sitting in the veranda of his Ohio
heaven smoking pine. for he considered
it not beneath his dignity to enjoy the
pleasures OF this life as he went along. A
shrewd, hard headed old farmer who lived
mile or two down the road came shuffIing
up the walk, and, respectfully doffing his
straw hat, said, Good evenin, mister
salute you, BROTHER" responded the
messiah without rising from his seat or
ceaslng TO send the tobacco smoke upward.
you'll excuse me, mister" continued
the old man, but my folks have taken
quite an interest in you, and my wife is
dead set on standin right by you through
thick and thin. ("
"Amen" calculated the messiah.
Now, see here, added the farmer.
Pm good deal worried about this thing.
ana want you to give it to me straight"
ca, verify, brother, that will do"
replied the smoker
We'll, how about all this anyway Is
1t true that you can perform miracles
turn water into wine, heal the sick, walk
on the water and do such things as that"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-02-01


health and special elasticity; purifes the
blood; tones the nerve-centres and inyig
crates both body and mind.
Taken early during CESSATION, it renders
the mother strong and cheerful; carries her
through her time of trial with perfect safety
and little pain; insures healthy nourish
fient and increased constitutional vitality
for the child. 1t is the only preparation
devised by. regularly graduated, expert
enced physician for the cure of all weak
nesses and diseases of the feminine or
ganisin.
Mrs. F. B. Cummings of No. Ago Humphrey St.,
St Louis, Mo-, writes: II am now the happy
mother of a fine healthy baby girl feel that
your Favorte Prescription has done me more
good than anything have ever taken I took
three bottles of the Prescription and the COLI
sequences were l was only in labor forty-five
minutes. With my first baby I suffered eighteen
hours and then had to lose him He was very
delicate and only lived twelve hours. For two
years suffered untold agony, and in the mean
time had two rniscarriages. I cannot speak too
highly for your medicine, as feel that it has
saved both MY child and myself l took it
through my confinement. Find it very strength
ening to myself and to the baby"
DR.. Pierce's thousand page book "The
Common Sense Medical Adviser" is sent
free, paper bound, for 81 recent stamps to
pay cost Of mailing only. Address, Worlds
Dispensary Medical Association, Buffalo
NY. Send 81 stamps for cloth-bound copy
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-02-01

Many merchants are we'll aware that
their customers are their best friends and
take pleasure in supplying them with the
best goods obtalnable. AS an instance
we mention Perry & Cameron, prominent
druggists Of Flushing, Mich. They say:
"We have no hesitation in recommending
CHARACTERISTICS Cough Remedy to our GUS
TONERS, as it is the best cough medicine
We have ever sold, and always gives sat-
isfaction." For sale at Is and so cents
per bottle by all druggists.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-02-01

For pain in the chest piece of fan
mel dampened with Chamberlain's Pain
Balm and bound on over the seat of the
pain, and another on the back between
the shoulders, will afford prompt relief
This is especially valuable in cases where
the pain is caused by cold and there is
tendency toward pneumonia. For sale
by all druggists.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-02-01

Not few who read what Mr.. Robert
Rowls, of Holland, Va, has to say below,
will remember their own experience
under like circumstances: "Last winter
l had la grippe which left me in low
state of health. I tried numerous rem
edies, none of which did me any good,
until was induced to try a bottle of
Jhamberlain's Cough Remedy. The first
bottle of it 80 far relieved me that was
enabled to attend to my work, and the
second bottle effected cure" For sale
at rs and so cents per bottle by ALL
druggists.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-02-01
Her Dentists
She isn't very wealthy,
Yet wears a golden crown;
She bought it at a dentists
For just ten dollars down.
Hor nan
This Is Your Opportunity.

This Is Your Opportunity.
On receipt Of ten cents, cash or stamps,
q generous sample will be mailed of the
most popular Catarrh and Hay Fever Cure
(Ely's Cream Balm) sufficient to demon
strate the great merits Of tl.c remedy.
ELY BROTHERS,
Sc Warren 81, lew York City.
Rev. John Reid, Jr., Of Great Falls, Mont,
recommended Ely's Cream Balm to me. /
can emphasize his statement, ut is posi-
tive cure for catarrh if used as directed."-
Rev. Francis W. Poole, Pastor Central Pres.
Church, Helena, Mont.
a Ely's Cream Balm is the acknowledged
cure for catarrh and contains no mercury
sspr any injurious drug Price. so cents.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-02-01
smiles Irradiate the Countenance.

When those atrocious bodily troubles,
ohills and fever, dyspepsia, kidney or
rheumatic disorders, yield, as they in
variably DO, to the benign action Of
Hostetter's Stomach bitters, remedy of
comprehensive use, pure in composition,
nnobjectionable to p delicate palate, and
thorough in its effects. Sick headache, loss
of appetite, flesh and sleep, nausea, heart
burn, are among the physical annoyances
obviated by the Bitters. They are in the
nature of signals of distress displayed by
dlsordered stomach, liver and bowels,
and disappear with the cause that pro-
duced Them But these signals should be
needed at once. Then the wos begone
look of chronic ill health will speedily
disappear, and vigor and comfort restore
cheerful aspect to the face. That faith
fnl index to the condition of the system
never fails to wear look of sunshine
when the Bitters Is used to dispel the
Cloud
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-02-01

are You bald' Is your clothing con-
stantly covered with dandruff- filthy
animal matter falling from diseased
scalpf Does your head ltchs Is it in
Tested with sores and scahs2 Is your
hair growing thinner year by Year, Is
1t dry and brittle? If so, you have
parasitic disease of the scalp, which you
are neglecting at great risk. Danderlne
will cure you quickly and permanently.
Money refunded in case of failure. For
sale at Fischer q Co.'S. Pharmacy,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-02-01
: Tho Colorado midland Railroad !,

Reaches the grandest scenery in the
world, Ute Pass, Pixies Peak, Hagerman
Pass and He'll Gate; many beautiful sum-
mer resorts; the most famous mining
camps, Cripple Greek, Leadvlle, Victor
and Aspen. 1t is the short and direct
route to the fruit lands of the Grand val
ley, the Great Salt Lake and the "Goldep
Gate" Through Pullman sleepers and
chair cars on all trains.
W. +. BAILEY,
Gen'l Pass. Agent, Denver Colo.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-02-01
Big Sleeves. Goodbx,

The bishop sleeve is going out.
No more will Molly thieve
My cycle pump, with girlish shout,
To 60 pump up her sleeve
No more will Molly, roguish miss,
With dimple in her chin,
Let Cousin Charley steal kiss
To have her sleeve tucked in.
The bishop sleeve is going out,
Tho leg Of mutton, too,
And both are doomed, beyond doubA
To Join the pointed shoe.
And men who now berate their stars,
Half hid from mortal ken,
viii know In Il" and trolley cars,
Where they are Mt again.
New York Sunday journal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-02-01
The coming OF

The coming Of
a baby into this
world is the crown
ing event of a wo-
mans life. But
this great blessing
is besct with trials
a II d d Anglers.
Sometimes they
seem SO heavy as
to over balance
the blessing; this
is not right nor
natural.
Two = thirds of
the anxiety and
suffering W hic h
usually attends the
advent Of the little
stranger may be
altogether avoided
if the prospective
mother will fortify
b er constitution
and strengthen the
maternal organism
with DR.. Pierce's
Favorite Prescrip.
ion r.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-02-01
Had Good Reasons.

"Hardbake, said the gentleman
friend, II am surprised to hear from good
authority that you, a freeborn American,
are In the habit of looking up to that titled
foreign son-in-law of yours
IF you knowed how high he come, :"
said Mr. Hardbake, with sigh, .you'd
see that there wasn't no other way to look
at him. "-Cincinnati Enquirer.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-02-01
Out Of STYLE.

"Alas," exclaimed the aboriginal "the
red man is almost extinct,
The sympathetic soul babe him not be
downcast
Perhaps red will come in again some
time," she suggested. Detroit Tribune
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-02-01
sUNBEAMs.
Snnle Stase Here.

Did your rector get his usual vacation
this SUMMER asked Gilhooly of an Epis-
copal friend.
Yes; the vestry gave him three months
leave.
They realized, l suppose, that he need
ed rest.
No, but they realized that the congre-
CATION needed a rest.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-02-01
The Genesis Of .Indres.

Lawyers are good deal like baseball
players, after all. !"
How sop
1.-THE ones that can't make hit are put
on the bench. Detroit News,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-02-01
Kitty's Crying.

Now, pray what are you crying for?
asked a little maid
Whose reddened, eyes, and swollen lids
teary time betrayed.
Her puzzled look seemed searching
for
something that had strayed.
At last-as one who's looked within
Her mind for what is not
In answer to my questioning
Her cause of grief, the tot
Sobbed out: Use cwied an cwied an
cwied
So long Eat Use fordot!
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-02-01
A Flatterfng Chance.

Papa, said Jaokey, would you like to
have me give You perfectly beautiful
Christmas PRESENT. Yes, indeed. Then
now is the ZINE to double my allowance,
SOS I'll have the money to buy it when
Christmas comes.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-02-01
Too hard ON her.

Allow did your daughter pass her
examination for q position as teacher!
B--Passl She didn't pass at all. May.
be you won't believe II, but they asked
that poor girl about things that happened
before she was born.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-02-01
One or the Other.

II have been reading about the coming
styles in sleeves" remarked Mrs. Franks
town.
Are they to be too tight or too loosepn
asked Mrs. Point Breeze. - Pittsburg
Chronicle Telegraph.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-02-01

Wiggins-What makes you look SO
glum. Bligglns? Is your vacation over?
Bliggips-No;I did not have vacation
but my wife did, and it is over.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-02-01
Coaching the Teacher.

Teacher-What is meant by opaq ne
pupil-There isn't any such thing now,
teacher, since those X rays were discov-
cred.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-02-01
Worked Him Easily.

II want to get hat for my boy"
Yes, sir You needn't tell me you are
this young mans father, though. You're
his brother" (Sells him sos worth of
clothing for the boy )-Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-02-01

1t is indeed hard" said the melan
oholy gentleman, ito lose ones relatives. u
Hardp" snorted the gentleman Of
wealth. "HardS 1t is impossible. Gin.
Cinnati Enquirer.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-02-01
Taken at His Word.

Wife-Half past 10, I declare. Rather
late hour for you to be returning home.
Don't you think so, Johnp Where have
you been anyway
Husband-I've been setting up with a
friend
Wife-I thought as much. How many
drinks did you set up, Johnp-Boston
Courier.
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The Age of Discretion.

Z Uncle George, when does woman
come to years of discretion? When, on
making up luncheon, she leaves out
pickles and puts in hard-boiled eggs.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-02-01

BALD HEADS, ses Danderins, ths
mont wonderful discovery OF modern
times. For sale q Fischer 4 Co's. Phar-
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-02-01
The Pace That Kills.

Don't bother about your debts
Stand off your creditors bills;
Drink wine and smoke cigarettes
Till the poison your system fills;
Play poker, and risk in bets
Money from your employers tills;
Court bold and painted oquetts,
Boys, this is the pace that kills.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-02-01
Her Cold, Destroying knowledge.

He told me, observed the young woman
who was studying medicine, that I had
broken his heart. saw him yesterday
with another girl. His physical condi-
tlon was good. His heart had healed
with the first intention.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-02-01

Miss Upterdate-But surely you must
know whether you return my love! Think
think!
Cholly Slimly-Oh, dear, cawn't-I
cawn't--I never twied to.-New York
Evening World.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-02-01

Thousands have been cured from bald
ness and other diseases Of the scalp by
Danderine. II will cure you. Guaranteed.
Forsale at Fischer's& Co.'s. Pharmacy.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1897-06-04
The College Faculty for Next Year.

The college trustees met Wednesday
and reelected the following professors:
E. q. Burn, natural science.
A. l.. Eaton, Latin ad Greek.
Alma j. Boicor't Instrumental mu-
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1897-06-04
indi.,s Have Got Them.

Some little excitement has been oc-
casioned by several prominent cattle
men receiving word th 1t the Indians of
PIKE Ringe agency had been rounding
UP cattle that had strayed or otherwise
gotten upon the reservation and had
driven them into the agency to hold
until the owners deposited IL ransom
fee for each head. 1t is reported that
the Indians have gathered together
fully 5,cco head belonging to different
prominent cattlemen, among whom are
missouri John," Cerbin Morse, Peter
Duhamel, G. X. Howard, Maurice Keli-
her and others. The Indians want a
ransom fee of one dollar per head,
which, if realized, will be sufficient to
keep them in che humpi and other nee
essaries for several days to come
Rapid City Journal.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1897-06-04
Circuit Court rrocee.,fnrs.

circuit court convened at the court
house on Monday, May 81, Judge Gard.
ner presiding. Miss Myrtle Cole stem
ographer
The matter of the guardianship of
the children of Roger d. Young and
Susie E. Young was called for hearing
and court ordered that Susie 3. Young
be served by publication in legal form
The children we're discharged. but
afterwards taken into custody again.
and the case will come up for hearing
again.
In the action for mandamus of las
Rector VS.. Chas. s. Eastman. after
hearing argument of counsel the court
sustained the demurrer of defendant
and permitted plaintiff to amend his
affidavit. whereupon defendant releas.
ed to plaintiff all the property levied
upon and taken into possession bv the
said sheriff OIL May 6.
In case of Peter j. Folsom VS.. Elmer
Mcdonald the plaintiff was given until
June Z in which to answer affidavits
presented by defendants.
In the case of Elmer Mcdonald VIZ
VIM. Ranger ct al. was argued, result
ing in the order of the court srspend.
ing injunction pending this litigation.
These s.st two cases are over Wind
Cave and the result is that the Stabler,s
still have full sway-and are likely to
keep it.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1897-06-04
Whit Our Baths Are Doing.

Mrs. j. L. Crossley, who came here a
month ago from Whitman. Neb and
who was not expected to live but a few
days when she came, is entirely cured
of her complicated disease. She had
lost twenty pounds, had severe neural
gic pains, was jaundiced and had
dropsy. She had a distressing cough.
smothering spells, night sweats, pulse
l3G. Her physicians advised her TO
remain at home, telling her there was
absolutely no hope for her and that
she could never get we'll. Her ply
sician here also considered her case
hopeless, but she improved so rapidly
that she now considers herself we'll
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1897-06-04

country of ours that he helped to de-
fend and make free indeed, and when
he contended that arbitration was all
right and proper SO long as our inter
ests did not suffer, or our rights were
not jeopardized, but that war would be
preferable to the REIMBURSEMENT of
our national dignity and independence,
he seemed to have the appreciation of
the veteran soldiers present.
After another song the audience was
dismissed, and it was declared one of
the most appropriately and beautifully
observed decoration days in the history
Of the city.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1897-06-04
Junior Banquet.

The juniors of the high school give a
banquet this evening at the Evans ho-
tel in honor of the graduating class.
About seventy-five tickets have been
sold and an interesting program ar
ranged for the occasion. 1t promises
to be an enjoyable affair and will be
long remembered by those present.
DR.. g. w. Hargens, the president of
the board, will be toasmaster. The
following toasts will be responded to.
The Duty of the City to the High
School," Mayor Anderson.
"The High School" Prof. E. j. Moore.
"The Teachers," Miss Shumate.
"The Board of Education" s. E. Will
son.
sour Seniors" Miss Helen Osmoth-
erly.
sour Alumni" Miss Harriet Cum
mings.
Delightful music will accompany
the banquet.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1897-06-04

Ripans Tabulss cure dissinesa.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1897-06-04
College Day at the Mime. .:hta Bath.

For the purpose of assisting the col
!ege in paying interest on its bonded
Indebtedness the management of the
management of the famous Minneknh.
ia bath house has kindly devoted All
the money that may be realized from
baths on Wednesday, June 16 Give
yourself surprise and take a bath in
the water that has made Hot Springs
noteworthy, and at the same time afd
Black Hills college at this time Of need.
All baths will be half-rate.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1897-06-04
Don't he M,.,.d

When going to Sioux City, buy your
ticket to O'Neill and take the Panfflc
Short Line at that point, we make con.
nections every day, except Sunday. n.
irving at Sioux City at 2:45 D. n. IA.
turning leave Sioux City at 5p' M,
making connection at O,Neill veef
bound. Passengers from MitoheIl.
Sioux Falls, etc, going to the Hills -.
rive In Sioux City In time to Conneek
with our train est-bound, ayoidino
any lay-over at Sioux City.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1897-06-04
Notice.

The annual meeting of the stock.
holders of the Elm Greek Brown and
White Sandstone company will be held
at the office of the company at Hot
Springs, S. D.. at 10 a. m. on Tuesday,
June Sth, 1897. r. T.. PATRICK,
Secretary.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1897-06-04
College Day at Stewart Bath House.

Saturday, June II, the management
of this famous bath will kindly donate
the total proceeds received for baths
to aid Black Hills College. Baths at
half rates, 25 cents.
Particulars Of College Day at the
Catholicon next week.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1897-06-04
Ripans Tabules cure bad breath.
Ripans Tabules: gentle cathartic.

KEEP your, blood pure, yourSppe-
- tite good, your digestion 81 ect
by taking Hoods Sarsaparilla, WsSb
has power to keep you WEI a
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1897-06-04

Rose D. Elliott, modern languages.
May Y. Thornby, was elected pro-
lessor of oratory and physical culture.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1897-06-04

VoU NEED Hoods sarsaparilla
II your blood is impure, your appe-
tite gone, your health impaired. Moth
ing builds up health like HOODS.