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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-28
National Educational Association
Meeting.

For the meeting of the National
Educational association at Buffalo in
1896 the excellent service given by the
Union Pacific was commented on by
all those who had the pleasure of
using that line. This year our educa-
tional friends meet in Milwaukee, Wis.
July to 9, and members of the asso-
citation and others from points west of
the Missouri river. should by all means
take the Union Pacific.
The service of the Union Pacific via
Omaha or Kansas City is the very
best. The equipment consists of hand
some day coaches, chair cars, Pullman
buffet and drawing room sleepers.
dining cars and buffet smoking and
library ears. Fewer changes than via
any other line. One fare, plus $3.50 for
the round trip will be the rate from all
points west of the Missouri river for
this meeting.
For illustrated matter, folders, etc,
call on or write. H. Nj. CLAY,
General Agent.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-28
Free Pills.

Send your address to H. E. Bucklen
& Co., Chicago, and get free sample
box of DR.. Kings New Life pills. A
trial will convince you of their merits.
These pills are easy in action and are
particularly effective in the cure Of
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Sold by 2. c. NJ. I druggists.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-28

The fntimations being thrown out
that The officials OF the state depart
ment durin~ the late administration
tempered with the records in the Gu
ban case win not be accepted. The
American people may make mistakes
in eleoting men to high Offices. but
those men do not surround themselves
with those who will stoop TO do acts
that would disgrace common criminals
To intimate that they do is to insult
the whole American people.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-28

ators can swallow the A1drich sched-
ules ON wool, hides, chemicals, coal
and other articles that are enormously
taxed and choke on the trifiing increase
in the tax On beer"
The decision of the caucus seems
more and more inexplicable the more it
is pondered. If the caucus would
vouchsafe an explanation it might help
to clear matters up.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-28

"oh. yes" replied the boy; sit is New
York.
''Indeedr' she continued And where
does President Cleveland live?"
Cleveland
Does hep went on the mother 'And
can you tell me the capital of Michigan?
Detroit" promptly responded the boy;
and the mother Pondered so long in
silence that he asked why she didn't put
some more questions, adding that he
she asked him where he learned these
strange things. he said. In school.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-28

The Provo Enquirer seems to think
that Senator Cannon used the Repub-
lican platform to get in on but has no
intention of standing on it Such things
have been.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-28

The collision on the Oregon Short
Line railroad is one of the most dis
astrous that ever occurred in the west
Is the Short Line about entering on
another long series of collisions and
disasters such as it experienced sew
eral years ago?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-28

The Denver Times calls on the dairy
men Of Colorado to invent a new cheese,
something that will be distinctly Colo
radoan. It might be called the Waite
cheese. because Waitism fairly makes
the blood curdle
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-28

Boston Transcript: Mr. Communicates
getting along pretty near summer now.
Harriet, and there's no reason for you
to be cultivating the acquaintance of the
Frosts any longer. We shan't want their
snow shovel any more
Mrs. Curomutor-But we must have
some neighbors to pass the time of day
with.
Mr.. Cummutor-Certainly What's the
matter with the Dales2 l noticed that
they have got new lawn mower | saw
it on the express wagon last night.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-28

The money in the mayors contingent
fund belongs to the people of this city.
and they have a right to know what
was done with IT. What was done
with 10
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-28

Possibly Philadelphia wants to steal
Baltimore's tirIe of Monumental City"
says the Baltimore American. Such
an attempt by so slow city as Phil
adelphia would be a monumental folly
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-28

The Provo Enquirer says it still be-
lieves the foreigner pays the tax. And
we live in the last half of the last dec
ade of the nineteenth century.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-28

Wolcott, Paine and Stevenson are to
be envied. 1t is the loveliest season of
the year in which to visit Paris. She is
robed in beauty now
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-28

Let the house support the presi
dent" says the New York Press. Let
the president support himself; he has
$4,000 a year.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-28

Turkey continues to strut and shows
no inclination to stop. Do the powers
look upon this strutting as quite harm
less2
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-28

Perhaps Secretary Wilson thinks that
by advocating steel roads ne will pave
the way to glory for himself.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-28

Cuba may not be pacified, but Weyler
isn't working his typewriter and tele-
graph operator so hard.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-28

Fitzsimmons will have to fight Cor
bett again or have a cloud rest upon
his title to the championship.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-28

The Illinois legislature is about the
rockiest in the Union. And it isn't a
Rocky Mountain state, either.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-28

Lillian Russell refuses to divulge the
name of her next husband. This shows
a delicate consideration for her present
husband
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-28

The Bear and the Turkey are pre-
pairing to lie down together. After
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-28

1t must be confessed that Greece say
ing she will do this and will not do
that is acting very much like spoiled
child
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-28

The circus parade was very good. but
it was worth the price of admission to
see the school children marching down
to witness it.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-28

President Mckinley believes in grace
before pie
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-28

A child was cured of Group by dose
or two of Ayers Cherry Pectoral. y
neighbours child died of the same dread
disease, while the father was getting
ready TO cali the doctor This shows
the necessity of having Ayers Cherry
Pectoral always at hand.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-28
TALES OF THE DAY.
The New Education in Michigan.

Detroit News: A few days ago little
boy ten years of age was watching his
mother do some cooking. and. picking up
an egg. he remarked:
'.This is an eclipse"
This is an ellipse'
oh" said the mother. then you know
what an eliipse is? That, is nice. Can
you tell me what city is the capital of the
United States?"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-28

The real Cuban question seems to be:
Flow long, O Lord?'
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-28

Yesterdays performances convinced
the most skeDtical that a circus is as
good as a senate.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-28

The seat of the Cuban government is
in a high mountain. 1t is very hard to
reach 81
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-28

Chicago Times Herald: member of
the Illinois legislature who wants to catch
the speakers eye should never use an ink
bottle for that purpose.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-28

power is very apt to upset itself if it
is not careful.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-28

Patriotism can very easily be over
done by UNDERGONE statesmen.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-28

The president should give the country
a whirl at either the mills or the
minis.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-28

When an authors bust is unveiled
some ardent admirer always unbosoms
himself
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-28

The hardest thing in the world to
define is adequate protection.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-28

When you look over the tariff bill
if you don't see what you want, ask
for II.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-28

The New York tailors seem incapable
of learning that "a stitch in time saves
nine"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-28

Philadelphia Record: Five thousand
street lamps in Chicago are to be shut
off for economys sake; and now the long
and short thugs of that city will probably
proceed to demonstrate that economy is
indeed, the road to wealth.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-28

Town Topics-''This is an age of mir
acles.'
How do you make that out?'
why. just see the number of old
maids that have become new women
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-28

Philadelphia North American: I'm toss
you to see who pays for it, said
Walker Foot after ne had swallowed the
liquor refreshment.
My first toss said the bartender, as
he grabbed the tramp and threw him out
of the place.
And Walker Foot. as he gathered him
self together, murmured: You won.''
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-28

Detroit Free Press: This is a diamond
of the 2urest water" said the salesman
TO Colonel Bluegrass.
.'Pu'est watah. sub? I'll look else
Which,.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-28

Havemeyer goes free. He is too big
a fish TO hold in an ordinary legal net.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-28

St Louis Globe-Democrat: us this a
circus?" asked Mr.. Hoar in the senate.
In getting through with its programme
and folding its tents il is safe to say that
the senate is not a circus.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-28

Kansas City Star: Judge Lynch had
the decency at Houston, Tex. yesterday
to atone for some of his rank decisions
against the colored race by causing the
death of white offender against the
law
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-28
Beecham's Pills cure Sick Headach,
Excursion to California.
One Fare.
Southern Pacific Company.

Round trip tickets on sale at Ogden
union depot on June 10. Ogden to San
Francisco and return $35. Tickets will
be good only on train leaving Ogden at
2:10 p. m. June 10, and for return ar
irving at Ogden on or before Sept. 5,
1897. Elegant first class Pullman
sleepers. unexcelled dining service and
tourist car accommodations
For further information apply to:
c. A. HENRY,
Ticket agent, Union depot, ogden, or
D. r. GRAY.
General Agent, S. P Co.,
PA Dolly Block. Salt Lake City.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-28

Truth: Author-I have dialect story
l want to sell you.
Editor-In what dialect is it?
Author-I don't know.
Editor-I'll take it.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-28

Detroit Tribune: Detroit was invaded
by = large body of her majesty Queen
Victoria's troops yesterday but there was
not the slightest show of hostility. Many
of them appeared to have friends in De-
troit who conducted them about the city
in squads and every member of the
Queens Own appeared to be having a
first rate time. Their funny little caps
garry bonnet and q Tam o. Shanter at
tracted attention because they are so
entirely different from any headgear worn
on this side of the border.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-28

New York Journals: Mrs. Gunn-John
dear, you aren't afraid to fire things thai
are loaded, are you?
Mr.. Gunn-Poohi OF course not.
Mrs. Gunn-Then l wish you would &C
down stairs and discharge Bridget.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-28
SOME EDITORIAL COMMENTS.

San Francisco Examiner: When a Ia
coma highwayman entered car and said
had not thought of the large-sized bullets
one passenger had a revolver full of. But
the passenger gave them up. according to
orders. which accounts for the fact that
Tacoma has been cheered by an inquest.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-28
WIT AND HUMoR.

Puck Here my little fellow" said a
benevolent old gentleman to a weeping
boy. Il wouldn't cry that way If l were
YOU.
How did you cry when you were a lit
tie boy?"= asked the weeper. during a tenn
porary cessation of tears.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1897-06-17

The Populists are still claiming
William J. Bryan as a member of that
party, and are inclined to insist that
he cannot be Democrat and Popu-
list at the same time. One of Mr.
Bryan's running mates in the late
presidential campaign, popularly
known as Tom Watson, in recent
publication on the subject, says: "I1
Mr.. Bryan, as his friends assert, is a
real Populist, let him be honest
enough to quit parading in Democrat
ic clothes and come out as he should
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1897-06-17
Two hundred and fifty millions of

Two hundred and fifty millions of
dollars is an enormous sum to add "a
the gold money of the world in sin sin
gle year. Late reports from the mines
in South Africa, Central and South
America, Australia and our own coun-
try all show such rapid gains as to
lead to the belief that the gold output
for 1897 will be nearly or quite 25O
million dollars, far exceeding any pre-
vious year in history.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1897-06-17
organs which have recently been
charging that the Southern votes cast
for the bill were of the ''carpet-bag"
variety.

The old soldiers and their friends of
Southwestern Minnesota are thrice
welcome to Redwood Falls. At this
season of the year they could find no
more lovely spot in all Minnesota. At
any season of the year they could not
find more hospitable, entertaining
lot of hosts. The latch strings of ev-
cry residence'are hanging down. If
you want to enter here, pull.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1897-06-17

Agriculture is again becoming pop
ular in this country, and the tendency
to abandon the farm for the city is be-
ing rapidly checked. No class of cit
liens in the United States have beer
SO prosperous in the past year as the
farmers, and the outlook is for equa
prosperity during the coming season
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1897-06-17

the occupation of farming. The fact
that the family Acipenserida of the
last order above named has long
body, spindle-shaped, covered with
bony plates, snout triangular, inferior,
toothless, extensible for sucking up
food; four barbels in front of the
mouth; gills four in number; tail bet
erocercal; there are no branchiostegal
rays; gill membranes joined to the
isthmus, dorsal and anal fins inserted
far back, air-bladder large-would be
of great interest to the minister, to the
farmer, etc.
1t seems to us that the State is De-
ing worked to finish by the fish pro-
lessor and his printer, and we believe
that the sooner stop is put to such a
publication the better it will be for
the exchequer of the State as we'll as
for any poor fellow that, minus any
thing else to read, would endeavor to
injure his mind by twisting these
words into some kind of pronuncia-
ton or unravel the mysteries OF the
toothless fish with a long snout, gill
membranes or extenuated intestine.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1897-06-17

Nearly all of the IS Southern men
who are supporting the protective tar
if bill are natives of that section of
the country. This will be interesting
information to some of the free trade
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1897-06-17

Business improvements continue to
make themselves apparent, both in
new industries and in the reduction
of the number of failures. Those for
last week we're smaller than in any
week since the early part of 1895.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1897-06-17
Sam is CAPTAIN.

GIL Ind NORWOOD! Sam Miller is
,thb Jain of the company of State
nailitl L Olivia. Sam, the county at
fofneSW Sam, the renowned lawyer
rho stood by Olivia in the county
1T struggle to the last and who went
6wn with bayonet sticking from his
foretop. Sam, who prodded Col.
George Welsh and Col. Frank Wat
ters until their fighting flesh knew no
pangs. Sam, the world-renowned
legal acrobat, conquered only once
and still dying to again battle on the
county-seat field of Renville county.
Whew! How the patriotism of those
Beaverites and Mortonites must smart
when they think of Sam at the head
of the militia. How their minds must
worry over the thought of Sam, at the
point of the bayonet, 100 strong,
marching over to Beaver and again
carrying records and vault doors back
to Olivia. Sam, the bayonet chief; Sam
the legal chief; Sam, the county seat
chief; Sam, the political manipulation
and seeker for glory. All will sink in
to insignifcance before him and even
the towering, but silent form of Hans
Gronnerud must give way before
Sans onward march to civic and mil
itary glory.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1897-06-17
A FISH REPORT.

The GAZETTE has just received the
preliminary report on the Fishes Of
Minnesota, ISSUED under authority of
the Geological and Natural History
Survey of Minnesota, and paid for by
money of the State. We have given
away greatIdeal of valuable time in
looking over this report with the ex-
pectant intention of finding something
that would be of value to our readers,
or at least interest them in some man
ner. We are unable to find any such
information, or even facts that would
interest the.fs editor of fish paper.
This publication proceeds to show
up the class Marsipobranchii, calls it
The Lampreys, order Hyperoartii,
family Petromyzonide. Then it goes
on to thergenus Icthyomyzon, and
shows two classes, Icthyomyzon con-
color d.lIcthyomyzon castaneus.
Then it goesIto the class Pisces, and
tells US thk bat rs are siluride,
' ttfoV psrc fcopside, White fish
'ss19aa klebacks Gasteros-
Atherinda, paddle
Gar-fshes Lepsi-
+ - Acipen seride,
T. likes called picker
s. uciida, mud min
so on down the
= invaluable instrument
+ 6g b heads of the young
hon lsical stuff that they
l1l4 eye use, or that it might be
uffl mo the heads of a lot of grad
|{leteT propose to go to the minis
skbr pw.. confectionery selling for
aISina It seems to us that it would
h be- Jas useful there as anywhere,
{ to satisfy the whims of one or
4 hncient!professors looking for an
i diluvian relics over the State. We
cannot help but think that full knowl-
edge of the order Selachostomi or the
order Chondrostei, and the different
families under those two heads, would
look we'll on the writing books of
young man who proposes to follow
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1897-06-17
do, and not hang on to the tail 9th
Populist kite"

Gov. Clough seensto be correct id
his position Aitb TIE Hennepin county I
grand 49, That body wanted him
to bring certain records of the Gov
errors office up to Minneapolis. The
compliance with this request would
not have added dignity to the Gov
errors Office, and if the Hennepin
county grand jury wanted to see the
records it was all the body had to do
was to pay 10 cents each for ride to-
St. Paul, where they could have in
spected the records to their own salts
faction. The Governor, himself, was
not needed. His refusal to take the.
records up to Minneapolis was corr
rect.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1897-06-17
THE NEW TARIFF

This will raise the price of Table Ware and to get
prices close stock and buy again befo
it am quoting prices that you will never get again
You cannot 60 astray in STYLE quality price by com
The sea coast echo. [volume] (Bay Saint Louis, Miss.) 1892-current, 1897-09-11
Confederate Roll.

AT recent meeting of the Con-
federate Memorial Literary Society,
it was resolved to press forward the
work Of registering the names Of Con-
federste soldiers and sailors on a''roll
of honor to be preserved in the Con-
federate Museum for all time to come.
The books are now open and it is
urged that all tho Sc who feel an inter-
est in this work shall send in the
names and rank of their friends and
comrades promptly, with such men
tton Of their record as they may deem
proper and as far as possiblo,a a yeri-
fed report Of the various commands
to which they were attached - thE
names not only Of those who died for
their country in the hope Of victory
butalso of those who learned the
not less heroic lesson Of living for
her in the hour Of defeat.
Address all communications toIAIrs.
james N Dunlop, Chairman Memorial
ggnmate, NJ. 307 West Grace
stcet, Richmond, va.
The sea coast echo. [volume] (Bay Saint Louis, Miss.) 1892-current, 1897-09-11
SENATOR GEORGES SUCCESSOR.

Notwithstanding that every pa
per in the state has had say
as to who they would suggest or
who will get the senatorial plum
now hanging fire, The Sea Coast
Echo has had very little say re-
garding the subject. But this si-
lence of speech must not be con-
strued in that sense indicative of
neutral policy or the theory of
entertaining no thought at all.
There being no necessity for inn
mediate action and in respect for
the dead, prompted by that as con-
sidered good taste, if there is any
room to advance a thought in that
direction, the time has come now,
although it would be safe to say
that at this time the governors
mind has been lnfexibly fixed ir-
respective Of the many claims be-
sieging him on all sides.
TO use an old expression, if the
governor would loan his ear, we
would say let the predecessor in
1899 Of Senator fernando ID.
Money be in 1897 Senator-elect
fernando ID. Money. This is a
conclusion reasonable and natu-
raj and which no one can gainsay
Again, as we wish to go upon
record as saying, if the governor
really has fixed his mind, OF in
any other event, he will exercise
his appointive power in favor of
none other than Mr.. Money 1t
is safe to predict that in this in
stance he will appoint none of
his relatives or second kinsmen,
even if any without office just
now could conveniently be .locat-
ed. The governor knows what he
Is about, he has enough enemies
and maledictions heaped upon his
bowed head, and with conserva-
tism he will fit the mantle with q
nicely by placing it upon the
br ad shoulders Of Mr. Money