The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1897-09-29
ALI Sorts Of Paragraphs.

GU neeun't pack up any worries.
You can get them anywhere as you go
along.
= Chloride of lime will cause rats
to flee from the neighborhood in which
it is exposed.
-"My wife has joined q physical
culture Glass;" remarked the Judge.
"All the exercise my wife takes is to
run up dry goods and millinery bills"
replied the Major.
= The oldest medical recipe is said
by a French medical journal to be that
of a hair tonic for an Egyptian queen.
1t is dated 400 B. c., and directs that
dogs paws and asses hoofs be boiled
with dates in oil.
= John Lakey laughed so hard at a
ball game neal Carlisle, Pa, when the
ball struck another spectators head
and bounded high in the air, that he
couldn't close his mouth again and
had to be carried a mile and a half to
a surgeon.
"Many have said their children
would have died Of Group, if Cham
berlain's Cough Remedy had not been
given" writes Kellam & Duran,
druggists, Seaview, Va. "People
come from far and near to get it and
speak of it in the highest terms"
This is equally true of this remedy in
every community were it is known.
Buy a bottle at the Hill-Orr Drug Co.
and test it for yourself.
= Stamps were put on the market
in August 1947, but were so little used
that the government had to pass a law
enforcing the prepayment Of postage,
which went into effect in 1855. Be-
fore this action was taken scarcely one
letter in a dozen was found with a
stamp affixed. To-day the postofices
of the country sell four billion stamps
counting postal cards, stamped en-
velopes and stamps of all kinds) val
ued at s75, 600, 900 during a single
year.
CT can't see how any family lives
without Chamberlain Collie, Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy" says J. R.
Adams, a we'll known druggist, of &C.
neva, Ala, in a letter inquiring the
price of a dozen bottles, that he might
not only have it for use in his own
family. but supply it to his neighbors.
The reason some people get along
without it, is because they do not
know it's value, and what a vast
amount of suffering it will save:
Wherever it becomes known and used
it is recognized as a necessity, for it
is the only remedy that can always be
ended upon for bowel complaints,
Oh for children and adults. For sale
by Hill-Orr Drug Co.
A hasty Paris undertaken came
near burying a man alive recently. A
man died in a room in which his para,
lytic brother also slept and was meas
urcd for his coffin. For convenience
the family changed the bed about, and
the undertaken men put the paralytlc
in the coffin intended for his brother
When the time for the funeral came
they luckily discovered the real corpse,
Few men in this country are bet
ter or more favorable known to the
drug and medicine trade than Mr.. E.
j. Schall, buyer in the proprietary
medicine department Of Meyers Bros.
Drug Co., St. Louis. He says: my
boy came home from school with hi:
hand badly lacerated and bleeding
and suffering great pain. | dressed
the wound and applied Chamberlain
Pain Balm freely; all pain ceased
and in a remarkably short time il
healed without leaving a scar. Fol
wounds, sprains, swellings and rheu'
matism, l know of no medicine or pre-
scription equal to it. I consider it
household necessity" Sold by Hill
Orr Drug Co.
A Washington nan tells of e
quarrel between two Negro boys. The
larger boy, with great volubility, was
applying every sort of abusive epithet
The younger boy, leaning against -;
fence and steadily regarding tho
speaker with a sullen scowl, waitec
for a halt. At last it came. us yor
done % eyes, l is DONE Their
slowly and coolly the younger said
Gail dem dings you say l is, you i:
dem"