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The Monte Vista journal., 1897-07-03


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Everybody Says 70.

Cascnrets Candy Cathartic. the most
wonderful medical discovery OF the age,
pleasant and refreshing TO tho tnst-. &C,
gently and positively on kidneys, liver
md bowels, cleansing tho entire system,
d'spel colds, cure headache, fever. hAb.
tuSl constipation nud biliousnsss. PIeasc
buy and try box Of G. c. q. today; 10.
-. 20 cents. Sold and guaranteed 10
euro by all druggists.
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DrS. Belts & Belts,
o29 17th St., Cor. Curtis,
DENVER. colo.
DENVER. colo.

Every day is bargain day at the
Bee Hive.
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On the occasion of the 50th An
niversary of the arrival in the Salt
Lake Valley of the Utah Pioneers,
July Goth to 25th, a Grand Jubilee
Celebration will be held in Salt
Lake City. Tickets will be on
sale via the .. & r. G.. from all
points in Colorado on July IS and
18th, at greatly reduced rates for
the round trip. Take advantage
of these low rates and visit the
youngest state.
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+. j. Mc(iinn, = young man for.
merly Of Newton. Kausas, has cx-
pressed himself ~ satisfied with
Hooper and has opened up q law
Office over the Farmers Bank.
The Monte Vista journal., 1897-07-03

John Griffin Of GAINESVILLE o.. says: II
never lived = day Tor thirty yesrs without
suffering agony, until = box OF Ds Witt's
Witch Hazel Saivs cured my piles" For
piles and rectal troubles, cuts. bruises.
sprains. eczsmA and all skin troubles ~.
Wits Witch Hazel sAlve 10 unsqu allied.
]. W. CuppicS.
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4 Car Lot
OF shsves and haircuts at Sanders
barber shop-latest spring styles
and all wrapped up for so cents on
the dollar.
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Wanted.

At the Labor Exchange store,
butter. eggs, chickens. fresh vege.
tables aud all kinds Of farm prod.
uce in exchange for groceries.
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f0f kale.
Stock ranch, cattle, horses, mules
jnck and stallion for Aalc cheap
easy terms. Address,
K S. NEELEY,
blO Alsmosa, Colo.
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When bilious or costive, eat
Cascarst. candy cathartic, cure
guaranteed, 10c, 25c.
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Syseial Rates.

Ono farc to National Education.
al association At Milwaukee July o,
70 nth.
Ono fare for tho round trip 70
tho Gold mining convention Den
vcr July Z too. Same 10 Trans
Mississippi congress at Salt Lake
July IA 70 H.
Special rates 10 Christian En-.
deavor convention San Francisco
July I TO IL
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Wagon Wheel.

Wagon Wheel.
May 18th to October 8lst Ex-
cursions to Wagon Wheel Gap Sat-
urdays and Sundays, returning
Mondays Fare s2.60 round trip
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For Sale,

Good state lease; wet; all in
crop; cheap j. ALFRED SIXTH.
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Peter Fornwnld, who has been
with Fassett a. chief clerk for
nearly eleven years. has severed
his connection with the big estab.
l,shment which he has helped to
build up. 1t is whispered abou,
that Mr.. Fornwald has struck big
thing in his mines over on the Al.
amosa and will devote his attention
to mining.
The Monte Vista journal., 1897-07-03

The Cleveland Rolling Mill Co.
and the Britton Iron and Steel
works shut down Thursday. failing
to sign fhe AmslgAmxted scale.
About 5000 men arc affected.
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Buy your tents and wagon
covers Of Geo. B. Boutwell,.
The Monte Vista journal., 1897-07-03

accepted on behalf of the com
mittee, BY A. +. Nliddaugh."
The Monte Vista journal., 1897-07-03

The best players belonging to
the Monte Vista ball nine do not
play bnll on Sundays, the result
was TINT the Lockctt Potato Pick
crs beat our boys Inst Sunday by II
score of 81 TO 80.
The Monte Vista journal., 1897-07-03

Mrs. f. +. Richardson and
daughters Julia aud Helen, arrived
Thursday morning aud will spend
n couple OF weeks visiting friends.
The many friends OF Mr.. Richard.
son will regret TO learn that i'm.
portant litigation at Topeka will
prevent his attendance at the Old
Timers Observation-Disclosures.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1897-10-13

one has heard of hcartless women and
women without feeling, hut that a hui
man being can exist without any sense
of touch seems marvellous, yet this is
claimed fw Mrs Eya.tipa Tardo, n
young widow in the West Indies Ply
sicians who have known her case pro-
nouneo it II physiological freak. She is
said to be wholly without feeling, has
swallowed poison, been shot, bitten by
rattlesnakes, received II puncture in her
heart from Doctors lance and had her
neck dislocated, all without experience
ing any pain. Besides these experiments,
she can without injury drink benzine
and light the gas at II hollow needle
which pierces her cheek. This strange
assertion is backed by the word Of ply
sicians of ropute. As Il child she was
bitten by a cobra, and it is claimed that
her scnsory nerves were paralyzed and
her system imoculated with poison. -
New York Tribune
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In many of tho great cities of Europe
whenever great festival is about to
take place all the questionable and sus-
picious characters are urged" by the
police to take II few days airing in the
country and to disappear for n time
from their accustomed haunts This is
found preferable to putting them under
lock and key.
In Petersburg and Moscow and In vi
emma those who do not leave OF their
own accord ON being thus pressed are
shipped Off by tho police in n special
train. aud -Iepan--has ranautly adaptad-
the same excellent custom.
Now, whenever II popular pageant il
about to talo place the Soshi no Kisha,
or train of blackguards, may be seen
steaming away into tho country with
its freight of known and suspected
malefaetors.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1897-10-13

Those marvellous treasures, the gold
and silver pantries which lie close to-
gother in the northeast corner Of Wind
sor castle, at the foot of the Prince OF
Wales tower were until recent years
very frequently visited by the queen,
who with her housewifely love of de-
tail, never considered 1t beneath her
dignity to maize intimate acquaintance
with tho vast quantity of articles in the
precious metals, which have either been
personal gifts TO herself or form he
reditary appanage to her state. Even
lately her majesty has visited her pan
tries in her wheel chair, and the present
arrangement of tho multitude of objects
therein has been made entirely with her
personal approval Apart from the in
terost which necessarily attaches to ar
ticles which arc iii daily and intimate
use by tho queen, the plate at Windsor
castle is Acknowledged the finest collec-
ton i'll the world and is more than
worthy of consideration.
Tho two so called pantries-which In
reality arc strong rooms of the most ap-
proved and well arranged kind-are
separated from one another by the plate
cleaning rooms, which arc furnished
with all kinds of known appliances for
tho adequate polishing and furnishing
of every kind of rare and delicate gold
smith'swork. All the royal plato Is car.
ricd to these rooms in rotation and
cleaned, whether in use or not, and the
system employed for giving it out and
receiving it back forms ample and re-
sponsible work for tho yeomen of the
pantries and their assistants, many of
whom are veritable giants among men.
as tho weights that have to be moved
aro very often enormous. - Collier 8
Wppltlv
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WENT OUT AND HOLLERED.


nounccu Her Husbands Death.
II was the trial of n member of one of
Norfolk IS Foremost families Tho de-
PENDANT was II woman and was charged
with forgery and completely IN pension
fraud As tho proceedings drew to a
close all the city crowded into the
courtroom Residents from Ghcnt and
loaicls from tho wharfs sat together
ON one bench, and tho bailifi, not to
lose 20 good chance, manifested his
authority by calling out "ordor" and
himself making more noise than all the
people in the court.
The last witness was u ncgrcss, port
ly and very black. Her voice was sin
gularly mellow and sweet. Tho govern
ment was questioning her about the
death Of her husband, and her testimo.
ny was directly against tho defendant
Tho courtroom was consequently very
quiet and still
You say your husband died in Nor.
follSi' snarled the district attorney
"Yessah "
"You were with himf"
"Ycssah. Right dere with him when
he died ="
Tell us about it, -
II member sab, he got up through
the night. He said he was too wa IN ~
ing down deere with mo and de littlo
child TIE too am, he said III go
to dc winduh and lie down derc. He
gen'ally got upnights anyhow when he
was too VAIN.
II don't know how long he had been
lyin by do winduh fore ] heard Il
rus'le. geno'ally keeps II lamp burnin
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1897-10-13
PROMOTED FOR GALLANTRY,


Catching burglhr.
Hon. Theodore Roosevelt writes an
article entitled "The Roll of Honor of
the New York Police" for The Century.
Mr.. Roosevelt says:
Early in our term we promoted pa
trolman to the grade of roundsman for
activity in catching II burglar under
rather peculiar circumstances. l hap
pened to note his getting burglar ono
week. Apparently he had fallen into
the habit, for he got another the next
week, In the latter case the burglar es-
capped from tho house soon after mid
night and ran away toward Park ave-
nue., with the policeman i'll hot chase,
The New York Central railroad runs
under Park avenue, and there is II
succession of openings in the top of the
tunnel. Finding that tho policeman
was gaining on him, tho burglar took
desperate chance and leaped down ono
of these openings ut tho risk of break
ing his neck Now tho burglar was
running for his liberty, and 1t was the
part of wisdom for him to imperil lifo
or limb, but tho policeman was merely
doing his duty, and nobody could have
blamed him for not taking tho jump.
However, ho jumped. and in this par
ticular case tho hand of the Lord was
heavy upon the unrightoous Tho bur
glar had the breath knocked out of him,
and tho cop didn't. When hisvictim
could walk, the officer trotted him
around to tho station house, and week
afterward he himself was promoted, it
appearing upon careful investigation
that he was sober, trustworthy and
strictly attentive to his duty.
1loro again it seems to mo that we
followed tho ominontly common sense
plan of promoting man who had earn
cd his promotion by faithful and dis
tinguishcd service and by proved supe-
rior capacity We cared ne moro for
tho policeman views ON the tariff or
the currency than wo did for those of
tho burglar. Our interest and the inter
est of citizens generally was to have the
officer catch that burglar and otherwise
do his duty II he did his duty, we
We're for him; if he did not, we were
against him. In neither event did we
NsN' NbNtilNi VIZ plllttl IalNt III ilItt 1lOt
the backing of the congressional delcga-
ton of the city or the central committee
of the county. OF course, as before, this
exposed us To wild outcrios from the
local political bosses and hoelcrs and
much sneering ut civil service reform, "
but all the outcries and sneers meant
was that we were doing our duty M de
cent men and rs public officials, with
some slight appreciation of what was
implied by the words honor and up
rightness. Political organizations are
eminently necessary and useful, but
when they are seized by professional
spoils politicians of low morality, who
run the machine" in their own inter
csts, who elamor against honesty and
defy dccency and rail against that de
vice for obtaining clean government
which is known M civil service reform,
then it is timo for all citizens who
helieva III gnnd citizenship IL. risa il, ..,-
| VOLT
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1897-10-13

nights. l hears him say, ole oman. l
started up, and he says, ole oman, get
up. And | jumped up an says, ole
man. He says, 'What?'
II jumped up and went to him at de
winduh, and he was like he was strug-
glin. | says, Honey, what's de matter?'
and de las wo'd he said, Il don't know.
| said, Lord have mercy, what's de
matter wild your And after said dat he
didn't say no mo-. Gen men, he died
right off. said: Lord Jesus, my hus.
band gone What am l gwine to do?
No one was with mo but dat child. /
went out and hollered Some said
O'Clock at night dey heard me holler I
went out and hollcred for some one to
come, fo' my husband was dead -
Washington Post
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well, and that they did not know
whether the wedding could take place.
"Oh, mon Diour said my mother
And she ran to carry her anxiety into
the bosom of the united family. They
took counsel together, and two relatives
Were sent us ambassadors to the tiauce.
During this time my mother ran from
room to room, calling all the servants,
ringing bells, recommending calmncss
and doing her utmost to deprive me and
everybody else of it.
Finally the ambassadors reappeared.
He is coming He will be here in u
few moments they cried, ascending
the stairs. Tho indisposition has pass.
cd away. And they wiped their fore
heads MS they spread the good news
After an hours waiting the doc,
opened, and my cousin entered the
room. He was very pale, but very hand
some, and felt proud to belong to him.
u have been II little indisposed," he
said giving me his hand, but | am
quito we'll now, and l love you - This
Il love You came like whisper, and
| felt myself growing pale and flushed
mt the same time.
The dinner was long and serious We
We're surrounded by aged relatives. My
grandmother Dubois did not break her
cold reserve, except to say to the serv-
ants, do not spoil my dress My hus
band $ uncle, n retired officer, who sat
at my right, had stomach trouble and
ate nothing lie spent his time i'll find
ing fuult with the others because they
ate So much.
My child, he said to me, do not
eat too much today. 1t is not good for
you. " And | could easily believe it.
Emotion closed my throat so complete,
ly that not cherry could have passed
While waiting for the departure for
church the men went to smoke and the
women gathered around mo like bees
All, my dear, " said one, Tho great
moment is at hand.
Your dress is very beautiful, said
another, but dead white is not becom-
ing To your complexion 1t makes you
look So dark. How will you arrange
your veil? VIII it cover your hair"
There are too many flowers i'll your
wreath, said another GIVE mo the
scissors and let me cut out some of
them -
Harasscd with this feminine enthusi-
assn ard this idle chatter, | asked for II
moment $ respite and flew to my own
little chamber II was almost empty.
Nearly everything that belonged to me
had been carried away during the day
and taken To my future home. Tho bed
alone remained, and against the wall,
between its muslin curtains. my basin
of holy water fell upon my knees,
moistened my fingers in the sacred wa
ter, then, carrying them To my fore
head, murmured. Lord, protect me -
We set out for the mayors Office,
then we proceeded To the church. A
fine rain was falling, and the dampness
penetrated behind the glass of the car
riagc windows. assembled the steps of
the cathedral shivering The harmoni-
GUS notes of the organ greeted me un-
der the sombcr arches Clouds of incense
were waited toward me, Tho euro
standing under the great erueifix, adj
dressed Some remarks 10 me, my hus
band placed upon my finger the sacred
ring, and all was r.-Providencc
journal.
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THE lNoulSlTlVE BOY.

j have little boy of six
Who sets me quite task
And often puts me i'll Il fix
BY questions that he II ask
"what holds the moon up in the sky
Where does the sunshine go2
Why does my baby brother eryf"
Are things he wants to know.
"Whcre does the gas go when put outf"
He asked me yesterday
The question filled my mind with doubt
wondered what to say.
"lf all the good people that die,
Says he, lin heaven are crowned,
Why don't they go up in the sky
Instead Of in the groundY
"Who lights tho stars up every night
And turns them out at dawn
What makes the SNOW SO very whiteY
Where is the new year born
Why have all negroes curly hairf
What makes their skin so black
What makes "a wheel go round, and where
DO old ducks get their quacky
why can I we see the wind ut alli
What makes the water wetG"
These and such questions daily fall
From the wee lips of my pet
He's most embarrassing at times
ln!errogating me,
Yet when upon my knee he climbs
I'm happy as can be-
-Twinliles
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at may interest you, children, said
the returned missionary, who was ad
dressing the Sunday school, :" if ! tell
you of an adventure ! had once in In
dia. While going through a Jungle |
came face TO face with II lion. There
was no chi.nce To retreat, and ! had
nothing TO defend myself with stood
perfectly still and looked the fierce
beast steadily i'll The eye, "
Which eye" asked II breathless lit
sle boy in the infant class Chicago
Tribune
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Then She Enlnted.

Niece Showing the wedding presents
to Uncle TOMB wanted you to see
them all, dear Uncle Tom, SO that you
won't send II duplicate. Duplicate we'd
ding presents are very annoying, you
know.
Uncle Tom-lim III. What's this?
Nioco-Thats papa's check for $500
Isn't it lovely?
Uncle Tom--Very. intended to send
You the same thing, but rather than
annoy you with a duplicate present I'll
send Goo London Answers
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NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

Es1ATE or CArHsRrNE McNrlILY, DECEASED.
Pursuant to the order Of o II. Sproul, Surrogate
OF the County of Ilunterdon made on the sixteenth
day of January, u. ore thousand eight
huud red and ninety seven, notice Is hereby given
to all persons having claims against the estate Of
Cathariue MCNciily, late Of the County of Hun
terd1u, deceased, 10 present the same under oath
or Affirmation. To the subscriber Executor Of
sand deceased. within nine months from the date
Of said order and any creditor neglecting To bring
in and exhibit his OF her claim under oath or
all nation, within the time 80 limited. viii be
forever barred Of his or her action therefor
against the said Executor
Dated 1abuafY nth. u lsJ7
a. u. ANDERSON
Jan. 20, 1877. Executor.
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Somebody gives the following anti
thetical advice: Drink less, breathe
more; cat less, chew more; ride less,
walk more; clothe less bathe more;
worry less, work more; waste less, give
more; write less. read more; preach
loss, praclice moro.
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trimming with Charity.

Cipollini, "A gem Of husband, never
allows an opportunity to slip without
extolling to the skies tho excellent quail
tiles Of his better half my wife, . he
was heard to remark the other day, is
50 kind, so indulgent toward everybody,
that, even when speaking i'll Of other
people, she does not believe word of it
harsclf n-Settimand
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1897-10-13

Tho Missouri supreme court declared
that the law against opium smoking
and opium joints is mcontitutional, be-
cause it interfercs with tho right OF
men TO smoke whatever they choose.
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Sect of Remarkable Faster..

AS fasters the sect of jams, in India,
are far ahead Of all rivals Fasts Of
from 30 TO 40 days are very common,
and once year they arc said to abstain
rom food for 10 days
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NOT. CE TO CREDITORS.

FsTA1f on ANDHtW I. BInD, DECEASED.
Pursuant 10 the order ofo. ~ Sproul Surrogate
Of the County of liunterdOn. made on the seventh
DAY of May. A u Que thousand eight hund red
and ntneiy notice is hereby given to all per
sons having claims against the estate Of Andrew
l.. Bird, late OF the County of Hunterdon, de-
ceased, To present the same under oath aiir.
nation, to the subscriber. Administrator Of said
deceased. within nine months from the date Of said
order and any creditor negleetng To bring in and
exhibit his or her claim under oath or rfiirma-
ton, within the time limited, will he forever
barred oi his or her action therefor against the
said Administrator
Dated May IN. A. u 1897.
GEORGE " AKNWINE, Administrator
May 20. 1897.
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DAUCHY'S ADVERTISER EN- rs.
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old established firm Permanent PAYS si0
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oct 12-iw
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True happiness docs not begin for wo.
manly woman until she becomes a mother
The fear of death stands between thousands
of women and this supreme joy II wo-
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gist will not try TO get you 10 take some
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a neighbor Of mine who was expecting the
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induced her 10 try Dt. PicrCe's FaVorite Prcscrp-
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She was only short time in labor and IS now
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Diarra'c For sick headache bill.
ton, Dr. PIERCE Pleas
ant Pellets are the most rational cure
known. They are mild but thorough ard
effective. They regulate and inyigorate
stomach, liver and bow
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1t was some time before the surgeons
picked the last piece of glass out Of the
impairment one and weeks before he
could appear in the saddle again IT is
scarcely necessary to say that ho gave
Molly" Maguire a wide berth after
that Pearson s Weekly.