Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1897-05-29
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Heller hair is like sunshlne! She
Ye-es; It's brighter some days than
others.-Puck.
She-I can sympathize with you.
was married once myself. He-But you
weren't married to a woman.--Tid-
Bits.
She Coming up suddenly)-Whe
did that wave 20? He coughing and
strangling)-I swallowed it.-Dublln
World.
MelIcent-Aren't bicycle lamps an
noyng? Miriam (vexatiously)-
mine goes out every time l run into
anybody.-Puck.
Dora-He said there was one thing
about me he didn't like. Cora-What
was that? Dora-Another mans arm.
Detroit Free Press.
Nevada Justice (solemnly)-I now
pronounce you husband and wife
shake hands-take your corners-and
may the best man win!-Puck.
"Now. they speak of her as an up-to-
date girl What do you understand 10y
that "My boy, a girl that is up to
date is up to anything. Puck.
Flint see where Boston is going TO
spend over $1,00O,000 on those pneu-
matte tubes. Flam-Thats a lot OF
money to blow in.-Boston Post.
THE world owes every man liv.
ing" Eyes, and we don't get it col
lectcd until we have almost learned to
do without it"-Chicago Record.
would you consider 1t proper to pro-
cede the father Of your sweetheart
down stalrs?' ut may be proper, but
it isn't always safe. Yale Record.
$50. Dorothy is not going to marry
Mr.. Scrymscr" mo; she kept talking
to him about books he hadn't read, and
he got irrtnted and broke the engage
ment Puck.
The Footpad-Only dollar and Il
quarter? Come, where's the rest of yer
money? Mr. Isaacs-Men frendt, it's
in real esdate undt it's in my yife's
name!-puck.
Girl-EIis spine is hurt. Another Girl
Then suppose his football days are
over. Girl--Oh, no. He can still play
half-back or quarter back, anyway
Detroit Journal.
"There are six necessities, you know.
for a happy marriage" What are
they| First, a good husband" And
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ey."--I.a Caricature.
do you think, Harry. you could in
duce one or two boys to come to Sun
day SCHOOL," Il could bring one he
replied, "de udder fellers in our alley
kin lick me."-Dublin World.
Glow Is it that Wilson comes to the
club every night now? 1t used to be
that we couldn't get him here once
month" ooh, he married last fall and
settled down"-Detroit Free Press
'"Theaters ought to be seated with
the women all on one side, and the men
on the other" "Why?' $50 that when
men go ont between the acts they can
tramp on each others oes."-Detroit
Free Press.
/ Wiggs-The doctor told Browns wife
to give him whisky If he had another
attack of the fever and ague Wages
Has he had a relapse? Wiggs-Well,
he's been shaking for the drinks all the
afternoon Evening Journal.
"Your wife has such liquid voice"
said Mr.. Fosdick to Mr.. Tiff. Eyes,
that's a pretty good name for it, re-
piled Mr.. Tiff. Mr.. Fosdick looked UP
! inouiringly, and Mr.. Tiff added ut
never dries up you know. "-Hnlpcr's
Bazaar.
/ Arte-Darling, you have no idea how
anxious | was while you We're coming
down the rope ladder. l was so afraid
YOU had not fastened it securely
above. Susie-You needn't have been
alarmed. dear. Papa tied the knot for
me.-Detroit Free Press
/ Walker Home-I think | Will get
lob wild one O desc concerns what
makes amat'ur photygraf outfits. Odor-5
Gus Ollyer-What? An go to work.
/ Walker Homer-Work? Nav! All I'll
have to tackle will be to do de rest
an dat will JUS suit me.-Detroit Free
Press.