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The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-09-04
Some Nuisances.

Philadelphia Call.
The Old fogy.
The ~scoTcheT.
The s~low-poke.
The book agent.
The new oma
The weather man.
The street a hog.
The corner lounger.
The new policeman.
The Insurance bore.
The base ball rank.
The average peddler,
The cigarette smoker.
The world in general.
The confirmed pessimist.
The man who knows it all.
The man who talks politics.
The peddler who yells "Crabs!'
The woman who pets her pug dog.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-09-04

When a man comes into the printing Of
Zee and planks down the cash and says:
Send me your paper for one year that
means business. When says: II want
paper. but haven't got the money
now." that's all right. When he takes 1t
put of the office several months and then
When a man sends from 10 cents to 81
for cigars and beer and says he can't af-
ford to advertise or take a home paper.
that's ale, When a man borrows a pa
per every week to read. that's check.
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"Nor did I. thought you had emigrat-
ed, or been sent to a penitentiary, or some
such thing. You see, when anyone drops
out of sight in London, it is such n drop in
the ocean, that he or she leaves no trace
behind. am quite glad to see you. Come,
tell me all about yourself. Evy hus wept
gallons over you. She wanted to write,
and the Lord knows what, bat my mother
strictly forbade her. You are an awful
black sheen. you known lost mutton"
CONTINUED next week.)
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-09-04
Shake Into Your Shoes

Aliens Foot-Ease, a powder for the
feet. 1t cures painful, swollen, smart
ing feet, and instantly takes the sting
out OF corns and bunlons. It's the
greatest comfort discovery of the age.
Aliens Foot-Ease makes tight-titting
or new shoes feel easy. 1t is a certain
cure for sweating, %callous and hot,
tired. aching feet. Try 1t to-day. Sold
by al! druggists and shoe stores. By
mail for % cents, in stamps. Trial
package FREE. Address, Allen S.
Olmsted, lie Roy. N. Y.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-09-04
Western Iiru,rur

AT Columbus r. II. e.
Columbus ........0O01 0-3 8 /
Milwaukee ........1 0O1O0l-i . 9
Batter,es-Jones, Rettger and Buckley:
Dowling and Speer.
ST. Paul ..........o 1%04sSo1 iii Is s
Grand Rapids 40 OlOO0210-5 10 6
Batteries-Cross and Spies; Pappliau,
Fear and Tw.neh..n.
Detroit .r..,....,.G06o416O.-2 II (
Minneapolis ..,....2 o 90 o o o. 10 ~
Batterics-Hutch.son, Phillip n MIL
Ter; Wadsworth and frost.
AT Indianapolis A. II. T..
indianapolis no 0 3O342O0-l IS 3
Kansas City ......0 o 9 o. 0 0 o % II G
Batteries-Gcar and Wood: Pardee. Alb
hey and I5lanford.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-09-04
Look Up. Ny Henrt.

Look up my heart and live.
Love comes apace,
To plant the kiss of joy
Upon my face.
These dropping eyes shall smile
Meath Loves sweet spell,
And happy hours shall prove
That all is we'll
Look up my heart and live.
The word is wide,
And careless crowds go by,
Wherein 10 hide.
Loves bitter farce is DER;
The curtain salls.
An empty life is left.
But duty calls.
Look up my heart and 1--WE.
For Christ goes by;
Live for eternal love
That cannot de.
The world a desert pain,
Spreads to my sight,
But heaven is above.
Though dark the night.
Marie Madison, in Dramatic Magazine
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-09-04
If a cut cannot be brought up with a fat

If a cut cannot be brought up with a fiat
nnderlay well enough for OVERLAPPING, re-
move Il from the block and place the I'M
lerlay next to the metal. In trying a cut
Tor the purpose of seeing that it is mount
ed true, it IS not enough to see that it is
level and Will not rock, but also that the
sides are at perfect right angles with the
bottom. III is not uncommon to find cuts
imperfect in this respect, and it is FREE
luently overlooked and will prevent the
torn being locked up properly.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-09-04

France pays increasing attention to
forestry and is acquiring and r%eplanting
much waste land TO control torrents
and prevent the spread of sand dunes.
About Is IL per cent Of the total area
of France is in forests, a total of 80, 422
square miles, of which the state man
ages about one-third. The forest hold.
ings of the nj and of public in
stitutions are much larger.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-09-04
Western

At Peoria r.. II. Il.
Peoria ........,..6o 32211O2-1 Iii 20 !
Quincy .......-....S o oooG o 0-lo 10 .
Battcries-Roach and Quinn; Pears and
Graver.
AT Dubuque r.. II. e.
Dubuque ........,0 O5013OOO- . 0 S
Des MONIES .,.....e 102260 OIL II 8
Observation-Disclosures, Butler and Sull:-
van; Mauck. Cooper and Lohman.
AT Cedar Rapids II. Fl.
Cedar Rapids .....210102o0'--i Q /
st. Joseph .........0 100000 = /
Batter.es-Maiaffy and Fuller; Kanes
and Hansen.
AT Rockford r. H.
Rockford ...-.....0 21O4521o-i5 3 3
B~urlingto.. ........2 O020031l-9 10 A
Observation-Disclosures and Huff; Redmon
and Eerryhill.
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MONA'S CHOICE.
BY MRS. ALEXANDER.

There was such passionate despair In his
voice that Mona was profoundly moved.
She felt guilty, %culpable, to the 'lst de-
gree; and wavering Is ',crt olat!3l-wish-
ing, IL possible, To DO 5t.e ignt thi,..., sac
stammered-
Tiff you think it worth accepting, I
will retract that letter, and-and do my
best"
mol" interrupted Warning, with a digni-
ty of which she did not imagine him capa-
BILE. You cannot endure me! I do not
want a victim! l love you too well for
that. But, ali, Mona! it is an agony to
think you will have to face the roughness
of life! Whether you love me or not
whether you desert me or not--I would
gladly give half | possess to shield you
from all yeu dare to fnce. Promise, you
will let me help you il you need help
promise, Mona!"
Surely" she cried, greatly touched
'snrely Heaven has cursed you with some
thing of n woman's heart, or you would
not feel so tenderly and generously for one
who has panied and wounded you! l feel
your superiority, and I humbiy beg your
forgiveness. l will always think of you as
a true gentleman. May you find greater
happiness than l could bestow. Here
take this back!'
II ray keep it," he said, as she hold out
her engagemcnt-ring of diamonds.
II cnnnot, Mr.. Waring; you must take it
backl'
He thrust 1t on his finger.
"Then it is all over between us!' he
said, passionately; "all quite overt Per-
haps 1t is better so. 1t would have broken
---l - a.. $780, q. .I = 49,
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Ogden Goc.ct Is Dead.

Cowes, Isle of Wight. Aug. 3O.-Og,
den Goelet, New York. dead. He cx-
PRED on board his yacht, Maytiowcr.
He has been i'll the past two months.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-09-04

The Penny-in-the-Slot Electric Supply
company, with a capital of s25o. 900, of
which 100000 is reserved for working
capital, has been Incorporated In Eng
land. Its object is ito develop a slot
electric meter and to work on the free
wiring lines"
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-09-04
Chicago,s New Diversion.

'..'...
]: CLARK STREET DIME MUSEUM. ].
/: Monday, August l6, 1897. Engagement :
:. Extraordinary. {:
DAVID L. BATES. OR GATES. /:
The man who now owns up to seven:
wives. !:
!: MUCH MODERN /:
I: MARRIED. MORMON. /:
I: Taken TO the county jail. !:
/: Liberated on four thousand bail. :
{: The Greatest Freak that Hymen Has:
Ever Turned Out. Engaged at an Enor-:
;mous Salary and Watched by Pinkerton:
:Sleuths Day and Night. He may be iden-.
Titled by a /:
!: SCORE MORE WIVES !:
{: Before the Week is Ended. /:
I. Come and Hear Him Tell How He:
Gould Do Ii AL on $50 81 Month Income.
-..'.-.-.-.....--.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-09-04
Otherwise Engaged.

Amt no use o. tell.n' me a thing about
finance:
I've waited long for riches an at last I've
got a chance
You'll rave to hold up TIL 1 git the har-
vestin' all done;
I may then nave time to listen to ye bout
IS to l.
wen c.ean forgotten several things
tibet I've been told
About your money bein' no account onless
it's gold.
I've laid down jes' one principle from
which / won't retreat;
There amt no politics as reggle-ates the
growth of wheat.
OF course I'm much obi ge fur all them
statesmen tried to do
To lend a help:n' hand and pull the down
trcd farmer through.
But On this here occasion l am blest II l
can see
How anybody figures 'cep' the OIL plow-
boss an me.
There amt no legislation ASH run the sun
an rain:
There amt no tariff ash keep the weevil
from the grain.
Whut l have long suspicioned, ] regard as
proved complete.
There Amt no politics as reggle-ates the
growth of wheat.
Washington Star.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-09-04

DR.. Joseph Nouri, the Greek arch
deacon, who has brought a damage suit
for $4,000, 600 against the U. S., says
he recently discovered Noah's ark on
Mount Ararat
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-09-04
10 Cnnsc ENn,osinns.

Constantinople, Aug. 3o.-The Turk
ish ambassador at Vienna telegraphs
that a number of persons are proceed.
ing to C%onstantinoplc to cause bomb
explosions.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-09-04

1t is estimated that the population of
Kansas City, Mo, Is now 1859. 210, and
of Kansas City. Kas., 4a,475, making a
total population OF 2l2, 6S5 for the great
err Kansas City. During the last year
the population of the two cities ha fn-
creaSed at the rate Of 1000 a month.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-09-04

In the sAop OF a st. Petersburg watch
maker a human faced clock is on view
the only one OF its kind. The hands are
pivoted on its nose and any messages
that may be spoken into its ear are re-
peated by monograph through its
,,nttb
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-09-04
Halls Catarrh Cure
Is taken internally. Price rs cents.

The latest Kentucky bunco game Ne
ported was the pretended arrest OF an
disco. Ind. farmer, Rodney Blake, just
rs he stepped from s. train at Louisville,
and his re,@asc by the pretended detec-
IL. ol naNu1ent of $50.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-09-04

Although Australia was the first in
the field as regards the frozen meat
trade. ytef, from varions causes, the
.rade was allowed 10 decline. 1t is only
within the last our OF five years that
it has been vigorously prosecuted.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-09-04

In England and Wales the death rate
from typhoid fever has declined from
277 per million in lS76-S0 to 1875 in 1891
OF
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-09-04

Mira. Winslow's SOOTHING SYarp for children
teetning. sDftens the gums. reduces
Rlluys pain, cures wind cole. Sc u bottle.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-09-04

Piso's Cure of Consumption has been a
God-send to rle.-William b. Mcclellan,
Chester, Florida, September II, 1895.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-09-04

Eevery time you quit advertising
you begin to lose ground. Nothing is
sruer. Some of the best towns in the
country have gone into hopeless de-
cline simply because the merchants
did not push their business. The iudi-
rect advantage is greater that the di-
rect, the universal prosperity and
growth of u town are promoted in this
way. Keep your business in the paper
all the time if you want dull seasons to
Fanish.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-09-04

Badness is either hereditary or caused
by sickness, mental exhaustion, wearing
light fitting hats. and by over-work n
trouble. Halls Reviewer will prevent it.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-09-04
y.nam ,nn,Ied with the Air

;ras;bed with water of a malar.ous
locality, has stiit a certain antidote. Ex-
perlence sanctions confidence In Hostet-
ter's stomach Bitters as a preventive of
his scoufge. Allovert hiscontinent and in
The ropes it has proved itself a certain
means of defense, and an erad.cant. of IN
and remittent fevers, and other
forms of mlasina-born disease. Nor IS 1t
less effective for kidney troubles, consti-
patton, rheumatism and nervousness.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-09-04
NEWSPAPERS ANo TRAVELLERS.

Extensive Purchase of Dailies by the MI
grating Public-Sales at the Hotels.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-09-04

Not less than 5000 paupers in Co
penhagen are at present supported by
public provision.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1897-09-04

A New York insurance company is
getting a good deal of lucrative busi-
ness in China.
The San Francisco call., 1897-06-27

Hark! A cornetI A German boatman
has found n sunny nook where the wind
does not blow and there he plays some
folk song with pleasing in tonation and
reasonable smoothness.
The children hop down, roll down, tum-
BILE down and climb up from far below.
They even forsake a weIImeaning man
who has brought them some candy,
actually leave the candy for the "moosik." :"
So they probably have the romance
which ordinarily inspires mountaineers
every where without their knowing or sus-
3ecting it one hit.
There are mountaineers in this strange
city out on Bernal Heights, of equal vigor,
equal rich coloring, 'qual daring. There
ar. clans out there, hlghIanders and low
landers, who, venturing into the territory
of their rivals, hith or low must light or
fly. When the slogan sounds there are
deeds OF valor not unbefitting William
Tell and his stout hearted followers.
When the flowers are spread all over the
grassy slopes OF the heights the little girls
gather them in great handfuls, climbing
to the very top to get the finest.
There, too, the BARNS slide downhilI on
The San Francisco call., 1897-06-27

different question for considerat on.
1t is no trick to stand on your
ground floor in some places and
throw a stone over a fence, down your
neighbor's chimneys. When a child re-
fleets what lot of excitement and SCOT
this is liable to aFitate in the neighbor's
house, it must be admitted that The tenn
taron upon him is strong; stronger and
stronger the more he thinks about it.
The girl mountaineers are as active as
kittens. Far skyward Is a circular SPACE
which was once surrounded by stone
wall, but which is now encrcled only at
places where the wall has not been de-
stroyed by children, who have managed
to push over great sections of it bv
united effort, sending them topping and
rolling and crashing down hill. But
upon the sections which retain their posi.
tion, babies, the veriest little ones. who
can walk only unsteadily on the few level
places of the hill, becom Blondins.
They balance on one foot, waIkinp on
the top of the stone wall. their hair
waving and their little frocks fvinp be-
fore the stiff west wind which sweeps in
from the ocean.
The San Francisco call., 1897-06-27

The boy and girl mountaineers of San
Francisco who live upon and habitually
climb mountains within the City limits
deserve chapter to themselves.
There are mountains and mountaineers
IN San Francisco as truly as there is a
veritaole Sahara. There are cliffs of solid
rock, frowning and seemingly as inacces-
BILE as the Mauerhorn, but young bows
climb them. There are grades as steep as
the ascent to Mount Blanc, thoug h with
out the Alpine snow and ice, and children
coast down them.
There are winds like those which toss
the snow about to the bewilderment of
estray travellers on Mount ST.. Bernard,
and the boys calmly use them to fill the
sails OF navigable wagons and propeI them
on wheels through the valleys.
More than this, there are places where
San Francisco's boy mountaineers on sleds
slide down hill in midsummer and on
their teet shoot like 4 fash down sleeps
only under their feet are skates instead
OF such snOwshoes as adventures on
Mount Shasta might adopt
Broad and gray trails from the south
and west penetrate the fastuesses of TeIe.
graph Hill. AS the travel approaches
tn ere are on the trails, visible from a dis
tance, splotches of red and blue, as if the
mountain had pranked itself out fantas-
tIcallY with q garment of Quaker hue,
Illuminated with numerous wild flowers.
These spots of vivid color are really the
headwear and futtering dresses of groups
of Olive-skinned children, who chatter
volubly in all the Latin ton2ues. Yes.
even the language of Constantinople is
heard the re and the accents and Dusicol
liquid sounds Of Arabic
Montgomery street is the easiest climb.
Vallejo street, pitching with it precip-
ito usIy and almost Terpendicularly from
betting cliffs at the west, Is as scarified
The San Francisco call., 1897-06-27

by watercourses as the historical face o
"old Parr" was BY wrinkles. But between
the burrows is a chute OF fintv floor, hav-
ing only a bare ha!f-inch or so of clinging
adhesive soil, and that strewn with f-ag-
ments of powders, covering the virgin
rock.
Could a goat climb up it? Possibly.
But American boys certainly can and do
slide down it.
They slide in such a sled as would
hardly be imagined except bv the fecund
creator of the brownies" For 1t is an
enormous iron pan from some bakery
how secured no one inquiries.
This bit OF ironmongery is four leet long,
four inches deep, and eighteen inches
wide-all rough estimates-but it is big
enough for two boys to sit in, their knees
punched up, their bodies close together.
The gravelly slide has worn | e bottom of
it as smooth as an emery wheel could have
made it.
Any citizen who wishes to see some
thing odd, something hav ng in it the
bree ziness of the Alps ami the fresh and
buoyant hUmOr OF a crowd of young CAL
ifornia boys, may witness their perform :
ance with profit.
Where the level OF sidewalk on the
west side OF a street Is higher than the sec
ond s:ory windows-or even higher than
some of The roofs-on the opposite side OF
the same street. right upon the edge
of a cliff, a small mountaineer is
fencing with a bucking chamois-really a
"bllly" goat bat chamois sounds
more ike the a pine vernacular. This
small mountalneer still has curls, so
young is he. He is agile and the goat i
muscular. Both are equally sure-footed.
But at last the chAmois gets the
child 'in chancery" and is abont
TO push him backward topping
him upon his back upon the
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rocky floor OF the strange street below.
Just here graceful habit of a motherly
mountaineer is exhibited. Across the
child's blck are the crossed straps OF over
al so strong that an elephant might
tug at them - in a pictorial adver-
usement, at least-in vain. The moth
erly hand seizas these straps and the
curly headed adventurer, undaunted and
undismayed, secure in the strength OF the
straps, is serene as he is swung out oyer
the abyss on his way to reliable terra
trma out of the reach OF the local chamois.
Where Green street must continue liter
ally IN ian air line" if at ali, is a COM
bination of Gibraltar and the Matterhorn.
On one side are perpendicular precipices
of horned and jagged rocks. Below men
are walking about, foreshortened by posi-
tiOn and distance so that they seem not
much longer than clothes pegs as they
work far below.
But there are crevices in the rocks
which have given sufficient foothold to
some adventurous boys TO enable them,
defying imminent death, to climb a place
where a chamois might become dizzy.
Rat-a-tat-tat-tatl What noise is that?
Nothing excepting the steady target prac-
tice of telegraph Hill mountaineers of
tender age, who are pelting the brown
warehouses block away with undeviat-
ing aim.
Where everything is on a slant, where
everything seems really TO begin to roll
from powders TO houses, the invitation
TO the children to start something into
accelerating motion-to throw something
off from d high level to q lower one-is
simpI irresistible.
Whether any of the child mountaineers
ever really tried to curb any inclination
to act like a catapult is entirely a
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ing their general status than all the en-
ioyment of the franchise which could
possibly be secured. Nine. Loevy talked
freely to me the other day when 1 ques-
toned her regarding the enterprise. and
l can safely say that here for the first
time Is the real purpose of the underiak-
ing made public. Il am fully aware"
sal Nine. Loevy, that in advocating
such an enterprise as this theater l am
laying myself open to the accusation of
being what l believe you Americans term
a crank.
There will be no difference in charges Of
admission TO this theater from those that
rule at any other of its size and class. 1t
will not / e large playhouse, but rather
on the bijou order. 1t is the intention of
The San Francisco call., 1897-06-27
European Nobility Becoming Army Officers

Less tn an forty years the troops, in
obedience TO the commaLd of their soyer-
elgns' turned their guns upon the people
and shot and bayoneted men, women
and even children, until blood flowed like
water in the streets of Berlin, of Vienna
and OF many other capitals Of the
Old World II was not a mere Job of
tramps and toughs with whom the mil
ltary was called upon to deal, but well-to-
do and highly educated citizens, pro-
fessional men, merchants, manufacturers,
politicians and legisla,ors-in fact, all
The San Francisco call., 1897-06-27

the slippery grass with real sleds. There,
too, the boys sail their wagons, sitting on
them and steering while the west wind
blows.
The queerest boy ana girl types in San
Francisco may, after all, be the miniature
mountaineers such as no other city in the
United States may boast as regards eithe
environment, pluck or solid health.
The San Francisco call., 1897-06-27

5 cal compositions which will bear on the
subject of woman's rights. The authors
OF these efforts may come from any part
OF the world they wish to, and their ma
tionality will be considered no bar The
ladies say that the men will be criticized
in that same spirit of fairness in which
woman always considers her own sex, and
The San Francisco call., 1897-06-27

therefore they may be sure of absolu te
justice.
Agents of this theater are to be ap-
pointed in the largest cities of the differ
ent countries, the idea of this being to
show the women of all nations that their
sex in France has really taken a siep
which means more in the way of adyanc-
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the management that it shall be thor
oughly comfortable, and no accessory Will
be wanting to make this plan fact One
or rather two rules will be strictly en-
forced. The first is that all women in at
tendance must remove their hats on
taking their seats. The second is that
there shall be no going out between acts.
The San Francisco call., 1897-06-27

that element which goes to make up what
is known in the Old World Ss the "bour-
geoisie" ana middle classes, who were en-
deavoring to secure the political rights
solemnly promised to them by the terms
of the constitutions decreed by their re-
spective rulers, but which the latter de-
ciined to put into force until compelled by