Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1897-12-11
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Il can't see why You object TO young
Softly. I'm sure he is constant"
Worse than that. He is perpetual"
she-Did you see anything in New
York that reminded you of Phlladcl-
phia? He--Yes; the messenger boys
Exchange.
Author have a dialect story want
to sell you. Edjtor-ln what dialect is
it? Author don't know. Editor-TH
take it.--Truth
Daughter-What Will l do, papa, out
there in the country without a riding
habit? Her papa-Get into the habit of
walking, my dear.-Up to Date.
Ethel-Maud has been trying to learn
how to ride a bicycle for four weeks
now. Penelope her instructor stu
pid? Ethel-No-hansomc,-Judge.
Parson-There IS no victory, young
man, like the victory over self Scorch-
cr-Nes, | know. broke my ten-mile
record yesterday.-C Cincinnati Enquirer.
The bashful one--Why do you girls
always kiss each other when you meet?
Shc-Because we wish TO do unto each
other rs we would that others should
do unto us.-Lifc.
is your sisters husband coming
down over Sunday NO it's too far"
Too far. Why, the charm of this place
is its accessibility" Yes; but my sister
is a widow PUCK.
Father cat brcakfastl- How did young
SnodgraSs like my turning Off the gas
at 9 o'clock last night? Daughter (sur-
prised) why, papa-l-he-we didn't
know that You dId.--Puck.
Economical and wealthy father-Do
you know, my son, what strict economy
would do for you! Robert know
what it has done for me, father and |
respect you for t.--Ilarlem Life.
Mrs Peck--If had my life to go over
again. | wouldn't marry the best man
alive. Mr.. IL, Peck (his chance ut las0
You bet you wouldn't l wouldn't ask
you to- Philadelphia North American.
He-Isn't 1t disagrceable feature Of
golf, losing the bah 80 often? She
Oh, no; that's the only way George and
/ could get out of hearing OF the cad
die for an instaut.--Yonkers Statesman.
Il amt goin' out on a tandem with
dat Susie Mellon girl again, no, sab"
"Whaffer" "Kasc when her toes amt
collidin' with the handle-bah, her heels
IS plown' cutters in de ground"-
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
THAT actor doesn't seem at home In
his work" said the man who makes
comments. NO replied the theatrical
manager gloomily, he isn't But he
will be unless business gets better pref
~ soon. Washington Star.
Gladys-Papa' going to give MS a
check ut the wedding instead Of pres
ent. Tom. Tom--All right; wen have
the ceremony at high noon instead OF ut
4 o'clock. Gladys Why, what for,
dear? Tom--Banks close at 3.-Detr0it
Free Press.
Major Bluegrass - When Governor
Jones said to Governor Smith that 1t
was "a long time between drinks Jest
how long do yo' suppose he meant sum-
Major Pepper-There IS really no tellin
Of that. suh-any time Is long time,
when II Is between drinks, suh!-PucR.
Old gentleman tin omnibus, to young
man who has not vacated his seat to ac-
rommodate lady, severely)-When
was young, sir. | would have got up
aud given the lady my seat Young
man-Then, sir, ana sorry to see that
you have lost your politeness with your
youth. To-Day.
Sherlock Holmes (at burlesque show,
That little man over there In the box
s a professor Of mathematics. DR.. Gu
Debs-He Is an acquaintance of yours!
sherlock Holmes-NO; | never saw him
before in my life. Or. Cubebs-Then
how do you know he Is a professional
mathematician? Sherlock Honestly
the interest he takes in the figures on
the stage.-Chicago News.