The Mason County journal. [volume] (Shelton, W.T.) 1886-1927, 1897-02-05
Kettle kettlesOn on Passes.


lowing proposed law to the Olympian,
which he will introduce to the legisla-
ture:
| Sexshun l. Oar ban hereby kreated
a bord, kalled bord of relrod passes.
Sexshun 2. De bord skal konsist on
five mambers, en- hae skal hold hees
offices yust so long es hae kan do de
beesnis, if hae don't di.
Sexshun 3. Efry mamber skal hav
tusen dollar salry efry var, vich skal be
paid by relrod kompany en- kash, guide
panger. efry week.
Sexshun 4. Efry .ipoplest falar no
got offices cen state of Washington skal
hol relrod pass; en- efry poplest mom-
Der on legislator skal hol two passes.
Sexshun s.. Ven falar loose pass
hae skal rade yust the sam, provided
hae kan proov hae ban guide poplist;
en- provided furder, eff hae got two jeers
viskers, ct tskal be primy fashy exclu-
siv evdens det haze ban poplest ed guide
stan Oop. .-''
Sexshun 6 Ef relrod refoos to let
falar rade on pass, or viskers, hae skal
60 en- yail bay Valla Valla ct hard la
Dor for ira var, en- de relrod skal be
konfwiskated.
Sexshun Z. De bord skal isso passes
right away, en- de first yob of de state
printer skal be to prent de passes
Provided det de state premier may hire
al de help hae wants so hae kan do de
/ bizness qvik.
Sexshun 8 Des ack skal take effect
lyust so soon es ct pass one house, en-
skal not be subjek to veto bay de gov
nor.
1 Sexshun 8. Des ack skal be an
1prOved bay de mamber ho entrodoos
de bill.
| Sexshun 10 Desc law skal be en- ei-
feck yust so long es de poplest got
mayorety en- legislator; eny tame ven
rapublikans get mayorety de law ban
repealed right away.
| Vareas, en- offul submergencies ex-
lists vareby plainly poplest falar have
to putet oop guide panger to kom bay
kapetol on relrod, now derfor desc ack
skal take effeck from and sense de last
elexshun cen November, en- cry falar's
money skal be paid back rate away
Iqvick on demand bay de relred kom-
lpony,or go to yail.
Ay yust tai yu ho ct ban sens ay
kom bay kapetol. Ay gets offul nuts
desgusted de va tangs ban goin on. Et
ban des va: Ay get no relrod pass, so
cav to bring mae fellow nag to drave
home vid, ven legislator adyourns. Et
kosta mae plenty panger var ay leev
bay borden hus, en- ay max kontrak
vid lanlord ay skal pa hem yust so
qvick ay get mi stet vorreat salary.
Vel, ay ban vurken bote two weeks
on LEGISLATOR en- ay don't get dem
sent. De don't ban any mona cen de
stet trasry so de vorrent kan be kesht'
eh de lanlord sa ay ban trod out naxt
week eff ay don't max rails.
Ay vurk vun tam sex munt EN- saw
nell, en- vate for pa vile de yingles be
in shipt, en- fon de mona kom bak a
resever falar get cen for boss en- oil do
mona ventet hal vest en- kroket.
Et ban youst de sam nu; ay tank ra-
lsever boss ban pointed on stet trasry,
en- mae vorruts don't ban vert NOR es
Yeff Davis postag stamp. So ay tank
ay vel look runde leeta for Doodle PAN
Iger; ay got to turn honest dollar som
Iva, or ay ban trode ote borden dus bay
lanlord. Ay tai Maester Sqvire letst
week eff hae don't loosen oop en- ira
DAYS, hes boom ban busted hier es kite.
Fore lecshun hae ban toeken bOte
Ihwixteen to vun en- now ay ban de
vun, en- ay lake to get som OF de hwix-
teen, Ven tam kom to vote for luni-
ted stets senter, ay vote first tam Tor
lTumbler Overson, en- two ira tams for
Deeg Potaterson. en- naxt da for Lilak
Halson, en- oder falars, en- yust ven ay
|get efry tang redy ay yump to Sqyire,
en- get bote tusen dolor Doodle panger,
har kom krasy kus en- .entrodoos reso-
lushun det efry falar no ban candidate
for ssnter got to svares hae don't tray
to enfooens enybody to vote for hem.
Yehovela kreesmas, des maket mae
lofful mad oil over. Av would youst 90
Iqvick tray to haul sawlog vid two
Iyackas hitset oop vid nest of fellow
! |yackets en- pare pole skunk kats, es TO
i tray to do biznes vid sooch q fool lot
|of falar no blong en- desc LEGISLATOR.
i Som desc meddle erode poplest don't
got 80 mutch sens es Ingun Yulia, en-
tank de kan stend off de lanlord vid
Irenishetiye en- enfernalrendum, GUIDE
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