Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1897-05-27
IT PLAYED ONE TUNE.
LIMITED RePERToRY OF THE ST. JOE
CORNET BAND.

Michigan avenue. They were unmistal-
ably from some place in the west. They
had the good old time manners which
are becoming scarce in every section.
They were 60 or maybe 20 years each.
One of them was reading the nsws to
the other one
The one who was reading stopped and
said: "I'll be doggoned if Sam Stone
ain dead. 1t Says here that he died in
Topeky, Kan. You remember Sam
Stone. He wrote that old song, Wait
For the Wagon and Well All Take
Ride"
"Hain't thought Of it 80 year, Cy,"
replied the old man opposite him.
Let's see, how did it go?-something
like this'-the old man puckered his
lips and tried to whistle the air, but the
sound from his mouth resembled that
Of hungry wind through a keyhole.
"Jim, you're getting wind wasted
Getting old Fellows like you and me
can t whistle. Better hum it, Jim"
And Jim hummed 1t while Cy beat
time with his fingers on the table.
II had forgot. Cy, who it was that
wrote it."
Eyes, it was Sam Stone. I'd bout
forgot it myself till see it in that
morning paper
"Sam Stone was "a. so the paper says
He died in Topeky, where he'd lived
about 28 years. That was a great old
song in its day."
''That and Pop Goes the Weasel
but Wait For the Wagon was the
most catching. remember it was the
first piece that the st. Joe (Mo. cornet
band learned to play. And just then
there was q man died in St. Joe who
was high roller in the Masonic lodge
in the town, and mighty popular man
he was OF course he was buried with
Masonic rites, and the lodge committee
| called ON the leader Of the band to en-
| gage the bands service. 1t was the first
job the band had, and as it was in debt
for the snare drum and the big horn
here was chance to get even.
$50 the leader got retainer, and
then he told the committee that the
band couldn't play only one piece, and
that was Wait For the Wagon. The
leader said it was not built on dead
march time, but by playing 1t low and
muffiing the big drum he could make it
sound solemn. So the band turned out
at the funeral and it played Wait For
the Wagon all the way out to Mount
Moriah cemetery. Some Of the boys
about town had hard time looking sad,
especially Ben Ullman, the big butcher,
who was one Of the pallbearers. Ben
was the funny man Of the town, any
how.
II remember Ben, Cy."
II knowed you did. As was saying,
it was hard to keep straight faces, the
band playing that tune, going ont to
the grave Coming back there was near.
ly a row. The high muck a mnck Of the
lodge told the leader of the band he had
better change the music, and then the
leader said the band couldn't play any
thing else, and that he had told him so
| The procession marched down Frederick
| avenue coming back and it commenced
| to rain, so that the lodge--it was the
| Zeredathah chapter, Gs romember-had
| to quicken their steps, and that put the
band out. :"
| vi COuTst, Wy. Uu Cuu
double quick on slow music. But 60 on.
"Well, the only thing for the band to
do was to iven up the tune, and that
was what raised Old Ned. The newspa-
per came out next week with piece in
it as long as your arm saying it was q
| disgrace, and that il the band expected
the citizens to help pay its debts it had
better learn some music that would be
appropriate at funerals, as people were
liable to die any time. OF course that
made the band mad.
"Of course Cy. But what did they
dop'
Stopped their papers. Then when
Neely's academy gave the school exhi-
bition in the Presbyterian church on the
hill, the band was engaged and put in
the gallery, which was in one end of
the church. The band opened the exer-
cises with Wait For the Wagon. Then
the pastor Of the church prayed, and
the band played Wait For the Wagon
again. The programme consisted of es-
says-compositions they called them
then-declamations and some dialogues
and scattered along through the pro-
gramme was music by the band, and
every time it played Wait For the
Wagon. 1t got to be as good as cir
GUS remember the leader of the band
died good many years ago, and the
piece in the paper about him said he
wrote Wait For the Wagon, but the
paper was wrong. 1t was Sam Stone
who wrote it, him that has just died in
Topeky."
''It all comes back to me now, Cy.
But all can remember is the tune and
the first two lines:
"Wait for the wagon,
And wen all take ride"
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