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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-07

SICKNESS OF INJURY 10
her little one The first impulse is to send
for the doctor But this is seldom neces-
sary By having at hand copy of DR.
Pierce's great thousand page book, The
Peoples Common Sense Medical Adviser"
mother is provided with the highest
professional authority for treating ailing
children.
1t tells how to prevent and cure common
illnesses by the use of simple remedies; and
what to do in case of the numerous acct
dents to which children are liable every in
slant of their lives. 1t gives valuable sug
gestions for nursing the sick, and over two
hundred reliable prescriptions for the cure
of every disease that is durable without a
doctor. In fact, it is family doctor always
in the house.
Anatomy, physiology and the origin of
life are clearly explained with over three
hundred illustrations. A paper-bound copy
will be sent free for 81 one-cent stamps to
pay the cost of mailing only. Address,
Worlds Dispensary Medical Association,
Buffalo, NY. For handsome cloth-bound
beautifully stamped copy, send ten cents
extra, 81 one-cent stamps in all.
Many sicknesses begin by constipation.
1t is one of the first symptoms to overcome
in nearly all diseases. II blocks up the
system and prevents all the natural func-
tons from going on in healthy way. DR..
Pierce's Pleasant Pellets are simple and
natural laxative to put the bowels i'll regular
operation without gripping or violence.
They are harmless to the most delicate
child. They cure dyspepsia and bilious
ness, and make the whole system regular
They are the most perfect pill ever invented
Don't let the druggist palm off something
else on you. There is nothing else of the
kind quite SO good.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-07
RIO GRANDE { SANTA II.
AND
DENVER & RIO GRANDE R, R.
THE SCENIC LINE OF TINE WORLD
Time Table No. 40.

Connections with main line and
branches az follows:
At Antonito for Durango, Silverton
aud all points in the San Juan country.
At Alamosa for Jimtown, Creede, Del
Norte, Monte Vista and all points in the
San Luis valley.
At 4alida with main line for all points
cast and west, including Leadville.
At Florence with F. 4 O. O. r. r. for
the gold camps Of Cripple Greek and
7ictor.
At Faeblo, Colorado Springs and Den
YER with all Missouri river lines for all
points east.
Through passengers from Santa Fe will
have reserved berths in sleeper from
Alamosa If desired.
For further information address the
undersigned.
T. ]. HELM, General Agent,
Santa 10, N. M.
SIX. HooSss, @. p. A.,
Denver, Colo.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-07
THE PROFESSOR.
He Goes Wool Gathering and Makes Some
Queer Mistakes.


Queer Mistakes.
A well known literary man whose iden-
tity may as well be lost in the fictitious
name of Professor k, but who lives
in an eastern city, affords his friends no
little amusement by reason of his forgetful-
ness and the "wool gathering" state Of
his mind at times when it would be best
for him to have his wits about him. This
failing leads him into doing and saying
some very funny things
One day recently he was talking to a
party of his friends, and he said;
DO you know, I've been to the fu-
neral of four of my old friends within ten
days, and it-well it rather depresses me,
you know. Now, on Monday attended
the funeral of old Mrs. L., good soul
she was, good soul. Then on Wednesday
went to the funeral of another old friend
1 thought the world of, and later in the
week l went to old Mr.. BIS funeral.
Then went to Mr.. Ms funeral on
dear me, dear me, what am talking
about! Mr.. M isn't dead yet. But
then he's very low, and I'm going to his
funeral, which will make four in very
short time"
At another time the professor was at a
reception when he was approached by a
lady who evidently knew him, but whom
he could not remember having met before.
Too kind and polite to acknowledge his
ignorance of the lady's name he said in
his most affable manner: Delighted to
see you, delighted. Is your husband here?''
"My husband?" said the lady soberly.
"My husband is in heaven"
ooh, to be sure, to be sure" said the
professor, with his thoughts far away
Remember me to him, won 'tyou, pleaser
Detroit Free Press
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-07

Hnen we DemOraIize the Stomach
By excess or imprudepce in eating, we
cannot hope to escape the consequences
for any great length of time. The most
robust digestion must succumb to abuses
of that important function. But sap
posing that We have been foolish enough
to enfeeble the stomach, is the damage
irreparable? By no means. The dys-
peptio has only to do two things to in
sure, his ultimate recovery. First, he
should adopt an easily digestible diet,
Second, he should use with regularity and
persistence, Hostetter's Stomach Bitters.
the leading gastric invigorant of the.age.
The multlform symptoms of dyspepsia,
and the almost invariable attendant dis
orders, biliousness and constipation, will
assuredly cease to persecute the sufferer
if the above advice is attended to. Who
that has suffered the torments that chronic
indigestion inhicts will neglect to take
advantagefof,asremedy which, if the most
positive evidence of the medical profess
sion and the public is to be received with
due credence, is an absolute specific for
the complaint.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-07
FORGIVENESS,

sat in the evening cool
OF the heat baked city street
Musing and watching little pair
Who played on the walk at my feet.
A boy, the elder, Of strong, rough mold;
His sister, blossom sweet.
When just in the midst Of their play
Came an angry cry and blow
That bruised the cheek of the little maid
And caused bright tears to flow
And brought from my lips quick, sharp re-
proof
On the lad who had acted so.
And he stood by sullen and hard,
While the maid soon dried her tear.
He looked at her with an angry eye.
She timidly drew near.
Don't be cross, Johnny Ga little sob).
"Let me fordive 90, dear!"
And the cloud is passed and gone,
And again in their play they meet,
And the strong, rough boy wears kinder
mien,
And brighter the maiden sweet,
While whisper has come from the heart
of God
To man, man on the street.
English Illustrated Magazine.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-07
Talks With Travellers.

Yes sir! The most enjoyable trip
ever took to New York WAS over
the Wabash. Only one change of
cars in st. Louis; the finest passenger
station in the world. Fine restaur-
ant and cafe. Got an elegant supper
for so cents.
We arrived in st. Louis at 500 p.
M, and left on the Wabash New York
Limited at 700 p. M, in the elegant
through sleeper, reaching Detroit at
9:15 the following morning. Niagara
Falls at 4:37 that afternoon, and ar
rived at New York, Grand Central
Depot at 1880 a. M, just the right
time to get breakfast and attend to
business.
Oh! the Wabash is the route for
New York.
By the way just write to @. NJ.
Hampson, Commercial Agent, Den
yer, for particulars. may have for
gotten something.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-07
CHICAGO & CALIFORNIA LINE,

Train No. westhound, carries through
Pullman and tourist sleepers to Los An
geles and San Francisco.
No. 2 eastbound, carries same equip
ment to Kansas City and Chicago.
No. and are limited trains and stop
only at principal stations.
No. 20 eastbound, is local train, stops
at all stations, carries through sleepers
Ell Paso to Kansas City; chair cars Eli
Paso to Denver, via d. & R. G. R. R. and
Trinidad through without change.
No. 81 westbound is local train, car
ries through sleepers to Ell Paso, connect
ing with trains for Mexico.
For information, time tables and liters-
ture pertaining to the Santa Fe Route,
call on or address,
Il. 8. LUTz, Agent, Santa Fe.
W. ]. BLACK, g. P. A., Topeka.
0ity Ticket Office. First National R,nh
Building
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-07
Reduced Rates.

The Santa Fe Route now offers the
following low rates to points on or
reached via their lines: City of Mexico,
$67.70 for the round trip, tickets good
for return passage, nine month; to San
Diego and Los Angeles. $500; to San
Francisco, $669o good for return passage
6 month; to Phoenix, Ariz, $4625, limit
6 month; Las Vegas Hot Springs $500,
limited 90 days. Call on agents for parti-
cuars.
WI. Black, G. P. A.
Topeka, Kas,
H.S LuTz, AGENT,
Santa Fe, N. M
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-07
TERRITORIAL FAIR.
albuquerque, N. M, sept. Is to IL,

Albuquerque, N. M, sept. I3 to ~,
1897.
For the above occasion the Santa Fe
Route will place on sale tickets to Albu-
querque and return at the rate of $3.50.
Dates of sale Sept. II to Is, inclusive,
good for return passage until Sept. 20.
For particulars call on agents of the Santa
Fe Route.
III. S. LUTz,
W. j. BLACK, q. 2. A, Santa Fe, N. NJ
Topeka, Kas.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-07
The Man For the Occasion.

Higgins has gone to the southwest
with the idea that he will make millions. "
"How?"
"He claims to have invented device
that can be used as a cyclone cellar when
it blows and as houseboat when the floods
rage. "-Detroit Free Press.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-07
Biting Sarcasm.
Speaker Reeds Wit.

Speaker Reed was making a speech on
his native heath last summer, and to show
the effect of the Wilson bill on sheep farm
ing said, "You have 5000 sheep, and you
get but ~ cents pound for your wool. )"
"You' re wrong there, Biddy, called II
voice in the crowd, with characteristic
Yankee familiarity; 1--WE only get 10
cents" ''Well," responded Mr. Reed
quickly, ''you see, you can always retail
what tell you at profit '-Argonaut
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-07
That Cheerful Greeting

So poor Richard is laid upf
Yes; You see there are SO people in ths
office where he works.
Yes!
And he's just back from his vacation.
Well
Well, they all had to punch him in the
ribs to show appreciation on the flesh hi
had gained.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-07

The Colorado Midland Railroad
Reaches the grandest scenery In the
world, Ute Pass, Pixies Peak, Hagerman
Pass and He'll Gate; many beautiful sum-
mer resorts; the most famous mining
camps, Cripple Greek, Leadville, Victor
and Aspen. II il the short and direct
route to the fruit lands Of the Grand val
ley, the Great Salt Lake and the "Golden
Gate" Through Pullman sleepers and
chair cars on all trains.
W. F. BAILHY,
0enr Pass. Agent, Denver, Colo.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-07
How lit Works.

Parent (severely) Thomas, I see you
have been lighting again. | thought
told you that in case you had dispute
with another boy you should try to get
him to arbitrate,
Tommy-Well; did, and We arbitrated
all right.
Parent-Then how does it come that
you had fight?
Tommy (doggedly)-Th-the Teller we
left it to decided against me.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-07
Example Versus Precept,

Harry dear, I wish you wouldn't chew
gum SO much. Your father says gum
isn't clean, and the habit is certainly an
annoying one"
"Why, mamma, I've just got to chew
something! He always keeps his fine cut
where can't get at it, Chicago Tribune
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-07
More Than He Thought.

He (meeting his last years girl at the
seaside You haven't changed much since
we parted here last year.
She blushing)-Only my name.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-07

She--That little fool, Johnnie Moore,
has proposed to Inc.
Her Dearest Friend-When will the
wedding take place!-Brooklyn Life.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-07
Why He Was Angry.

"What made johnson get so huffy when
l quoted that saying about the man who
awoke to find himself famous?'
she thought you were limiting at the
time he went to bed on the front stoop. -
indianapolis Journal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-07
Corrected.

Teacher-Willie, how many times have
you whispered this morning?
Willie--Wunst.
Teacher-But that ism t the way to say it.
What should he have said, Bobbie?
Bobbie--Twict New York Journal
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-07

First Doing much in the wed.
ding trade nowp
Second Preacher-Yes. Business is
good. People getting married this year
who never got married before. Truth
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-07

zggsby-There goes fellow who
whistles at danger.
Perksby-Ah, he must be very brave
fellow! Who is he? Zggsby-A locomo-
| tive engineer
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-07
Tit For Tat.

Shelf you dare to kiss, I'll scream.
He-So will l. ften they won't know
which of us got the worst Of it.-New
York Journal
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-07

Young Playwright-And what did you
think of my climax?
Critic-It was very welcome. Brooklyn
Life
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-07
That Strange Sound.

"Caoutchouc Caoutchouc!" The sud
den noise startled the Circassian girl, who
was new to the museum But she had no
cause for alarm 1t was only the india
rubber man sneezing. New York Jour
nal
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-07
His Excuse.

Mamma--Edgar, I wish you woudn'
put go much in your mouth at time; il
is so ill bred
Edgar-Yes, but it amt
Mamma-Why isn't it?
Edgar-Because it's cake!
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-07

These so-called bathing girls make me
tired, never going into the water at all.
They've got no sand.
That's why they stick itos. the beach,
where there's plenty of it.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-07
CODE

The New Mexican Printing COM
pany has it for sale. Bound in pam
phlet form, in tough leatherette pa
per, SO as to be carried in the pocket
Bound in law sheep for the Office desk
or library shelf Bound in flexible
morocco leather covers, with name on
cover in gilt--a handsome volume
that can be carried in the pocket or
valise, and not injured. The pam
phlet is thoroughly and comprehen-
sively indexed, has ruled sheets Of
linen paper placed between each Of
the pages for reference notes, correc-
tions or additions. It is just in proper
shape for lawyers to use as ready
reference book. Place your orders at
once, as a limited supply only has
been printed.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-07
A Good Guesse

"Calinaux is become a father"
"a boy?" asks a friend
"No."
ga daughter, them"
"You have guessed it. I'll Illustre de
Poche.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-07
Not Speaking Likenesses.

"To what do you ascribe your great sue.
cess as fashionable portrait painterf"
"Chiefly to sticking always to my
ideals. Truth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-07
Reason For Its Value.

Gobang-Contentm is better than
wealth, my boy.
My Boy-It ought to be. 1t is a mighty
sight harder to get.-Truth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-07

1t was 800 years ago-1596-that Sir
Walter Raleigh introduced the potato
and planted it in the garden Of his Irish
home at Youghal
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-07
w 1lich Y

First Artist-What model have yon this
season?
Second Artist-Woman or wheel?
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-07

He-Do you like love stories?
She-I like to hear them.
Enquirer.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-07
The Star.

The Star.
So welded to her art Is She
To art for arts own sacred sake
She hardly keeps account at all
OF other husbands she may take.
Detroit News.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-07

Tennessee Centennial and Intcrna.
tional Exposition, Nashville,
Tenn, Nay 1 to OctO-
Der 81.
For the above occasion the Santa Fe
route has placed on sale tickets to Nash
Vile and return at a rate of $67.l5; these
tickets will be on sale daily until October
Is, 1897 good to return until November,
4, 1897. For particulars call on agents Of
the Santa Fe route.
H. 8. LUTTE, Agent,
W. J. BLACK, G. PA. Santa Fe, N. NJ.
Topeka, Kas.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-07
Santa fR:
Route!

will sell tickets to Santa
the from all points in New
September good for return pass
points New
Albuquerque " M S 8 45 Los errillos, N. M, S 45
Bernalilo, N. M, 2 80 Las Vegas, N M, 80
N. M, z 80 Sprr GER NJ M, 10
socorro N M 6 as San Marca, N. M, 50
Deming N. M, IL 65 Silver City, N III, IA 90
wJBLACK, G. PA, H. 8. LUTZ. Agent,
Topeka Kas Fe, N. M.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-07
SPECIAL NOTICES.

For Sale. For Rent, Lost, Found,
Wanted.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-07

Nor SALE-New Mexico Statutes at the
Il New Mexican Printing Office.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-07

DROBATE COURT BLANKS-For sale at
L the New Mexican Printing Office.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-07

Nor SALE--Old papers, in quantities to
e suit for sale at the New Mexico Printing
Company's Office.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-07

w. j. BLACK, G., P. A,
Topeka, Kas.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1897-07-17

she suggests an Entirely New Method
LOT TakfnE Care of a Mortgage,
From the New York Sum-
AS the reporter stepped into a well-knoyn
lawyers office yesterday afternoon he met
lady coming out and spoke to her He
really wished to talk to her a moment on
some literary work in which she was in
terested, being writer of some note hut
there was disturbed and uncomfortab bic
lcok in her eyes and about the corners of
her mouth which decided him to wait until
a more suspicious occasion. SO he merely
bowed and passed on into the office where
he met the lawyer. who also showed signs
of perturbation.
by Jove! exclaimed the attorney with
sincere emphasis 'if there is anything more
than any other thing that will provoke a
man in eighteen places at once, il is 10
have some woman or other tell him what
his business is when he knows more about
1t in minute than forty women know in
a thousand years: and that one who just
went out of here is one of them
OF course this wild foaming of speech
rather excited the reporters curiosity, and
he asked for a few more scattering particu-
lars which he might put together at his
leisure.
We'll. she's a literary woman, as you
know" said the lawyer, land as far as
literature goes she's all right, ard haven't
word to say. But what does she know
about the law?
The reporter shook his head because II
the attorney didn't know he, the reporter,
did not.
That's what / say" continued the law
yer, and by Jove, she came in here TO con-
suit me about a mortgage she had received
on a loan of four thousand and odd dol
lars that she was frightened about and
insisted on my having the mortgage copy
righted so she would be protected by pre-
venting the mortgagor from writing any
more like it. Now what do you think of
that? Copywriting mortgage! Didn't
tell you she was all right in literature,
but isn't any earthly good In law? Copy
right a mortgage! Well / will be-" but
the reporter got an Injunction on him in
time to prevent his saying what he wanted
to and might have been justified in saying.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1897-07-17

bent. worn man with a little tub of olives.
to excite the thirst of q people that drink
sweetened water as a summer beverage,
with Munich beer for their strong drink.
Are Not Tramp..
Up against a tree-red-eyed, hands in
pocket. with battered hat. and clothes the
worse for wear. a man " no has nothing to
sell, and clearly nothing wherewithal to
buy-looks in turn at the vendors and at
the envied rich. who are able to sit here
all the long summer evening for a dis
bursement of few cents. Is he an an
archist. brooding over schemes of VEN
Seance against these class distinctions,
which have left him without the sou? His
nose is red, like a last rose of summer A
little boy passes with terra Gotta ststvettes
on mis- head "A tramp-looking crowd"
says the American at my elbow. But they
are not tramps; are they not earning their
living. except the red-nosed one?
And now there comes the last of these
workmen of the night-one who sells not
TO the rich at the cafe tables. yet lives
on them. He is a sturdy figure of an old
man, and he straightens himself worthily
as he sees the artist catching him. With
a bent pin at the end of his stick he spears
the cigar butts and cigarette stumps which
are thrown down by those who sit aud
smoke and listen 10 the hEwkers' cries.
Skilifully. with the courtesy of long prac-
tice he thrusts his rod where he spies his
prey. which he knows as "megots," but
wnicn the American picturesquely desig-
mates "snipe- picking His capacious pock-
ct Is distended with his sooils. They are
iirst for his own cons umption and then for
MS livelihood. When he is home he will
sort out and clean his motley tobacco of
many brands, make ii into new blends and
peddle II cautiously round In the cafes
where men like himself and the hawkers
take their own ease. Some of the blends
should be rich and rare. for smoke from
every sort of the weed is borne into the
summer air along these cafes of the rich
DouieVa1dier As a trade. the selling of
TINS refuse tobacco is a direct infringe
ment OF the government monopoly But the
shipe-pickers winnings are too modest to
come oIten under tie eyes of the detec-
ives. and there Is neither law nor i'll will
OF the police to prevent his hunt along the
boulevard pave. Like the hawkers he
Is one of its daily and nightly features. and
the tourist who tries to see Paris mere
where it is most itself will soon learn 70
Niio" HiIil STERLING HELLO