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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-06
THE MAY QUEEN.

You must wake me and call me early.
call re early. mother dear:
Tomorrow be the happiest time OF all
the glad New Year.
Wind up the old alarm clock, ma, and
tell the girl for-say,
m to be Queen o the May, mother' III
TO be Queen o the May.
There's many sealskiu sack, they say.
but none so thick as mine
There's many a chamois underveSt and
many On ulster fine: :,
But none has rig like little Alice In all
the town, they say:
So I'm to be Queen o. the May, mother,
I'm to be Queen o the May
I've taken in the Kneipp cure. ma, and
sponge baths long and Chilli
I've swallowed Quinine by the peck and
tonic By the gill
And now I'll borrow some steamer rugs
and linen buster gay,
For I'm to be Queen o the May, mother.
I'm to be Queen O. the May.
The sun shone warm but yesteree to-
night we'll have a frost,
The chumpS who shook their heavy-
weights will pay the doctors cost.
Last night I'd icicleS on my ears, we've a
thunder storm today.
And I'm to be Queen O. the May, mother,
I'm to be Queen o the May.
All the people, mother. who'll come to see
me there.
They'll cough and swelter and shiver and
Stake and sob and yell and swear.
The weather won't do a thing to them.
but me? Well should say.
I'm to be Queen o. the May, mother.
I'm to be Queen o the May.
New York Press.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-06

renew my subscription, in the hope that
the Times will correct this one great
fault M. COIN.
p S.-You may publish this if you
choose, but presume you will not
That Will strike most people as be-
ing very sensible and very conservative,
Times. 1t says there is nothing to be
gained by the case against Bryan
ism" by over-statement, and forthwith
proceeds to overstate it. Thus it says
it suDposes that Satan considers the
Ten Commandments scurrilous because
they interfere with his business; and
so Mr.. Bryan might denounce as das-
tardly and contemptible a portrait Of
himself which eminent gold standard
men would agree was a strikingly
faithful likeness. This is certainly com
pairing Mr.. Bryan with Satan by in
nuendo, but there is as little likeness be-
tween Mr.. Bryan and Satan as there is
between the Ten Commandments and
the Times. 1t declares it sees no in
justice in classing Mr.. Bryan with an
archists and socialists, though it says
/ that in his tprofessed beliefs he is
neither an anarchist nor a socialist, but
that the things he aims at are anarch-
istic. socialistic and revolutionary.
The Times wants to know where and
how, before Mr.. BRYAN mounted the
platform to make his speech to the Chi
cago convention, was ne ever zone OF
the foremost Americana" 1t admits
4 h q
high degree of ''foremostness." 1t says
that if Mr.. Bryan is conservative, then
Dick Turpin was the pride of England's
constabulary and CAPTAIN Kidd the
great bulwark of marine insurance"
This is the very kind of talk that Mr..
Cohn takes exception to, that all really
conservative people take exception to.
The Times closes its article with these
words:
In the circumstances of his campaign,
it gives him no title to respect to aver
that he received the SURFACES OF
nearly half of the American elector-
ate" An immense number of those
who voted for him did so blindlY, be-
cause he was the candidate OF the
party organization. Hundreds of thou
sands. if not literally millions, did so
because they could not support Will
liam Mckinley, the candidate of Re
publicanism and protection. Subtract
ing from his total Of $780, 600 votes all
save those cast by convinced believers
in free coinage, debt Reputation, Debs-
! ism, and Bryan, how many would re-
main? Probably less than 100000
votes, not per cent of the entire elect
crate.
We see no reason why, in justice and
| fairness, the legalized robbers and sell
fish deserters should spare the rod and
spoil the Boy Orator. He is really
very bad and dangerous citizen, who
has done immense harm. Why should
our correspondent complain If we only
| tell the truth about him?
If the method of reducing Mr.. Bry-
ans votes here adopted were carried
far enough, it would be an easy matter
to show that he really had no support
ers at all. Whatever Mr.. Bryan's short
! comings, he has demonstrated by his
conduct since the election that he is a
very, very big man, and had he been
elected president no doubt he would
have proven himself a great man. His
conduct has won him the respect of the
American people.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-06
ATTACKING MR. BRYAN.

A correspondent writes to the New
York Times as follows:
Cobleslxill, n. Y. April %. 1897.
To the Editor of the New York Times:
The Times meets my approval. and I
believe it an ideal newspaper, barring
one fault. No other daily is taken to
my home. While l do not subscribe to
all the doctrines the Times advocates
yet 1 read il with a great deal of pleas
ure. except when it speaks of Mr.. Bry-
an in a dastardlv and contemptible
manner CHASING him with anarchists
and socialists. The Times knows as
well as 1 do that this is not right nor
true On the contrary. Mr.. Bryan has
proved himself one of the foremost and
conservative Americans. and under the
severeSt trial and Drovocation has
borne himself as noble and true gem
tleman and Democrat. To use Ian
guage such as the Times frequently
does about man who received the I'M
purchased and unintimidated suffrages
of nearly half of the American elector-
ate. and this without the aid of the
eastern press, without the aid of the
money power, without the aid of the
legaliZed robbers of all sorts, and in
spite of the selfish deserters of his own
party, is not only q monumental wrong,
but lowers the standard of your paper
for fairness in the estimation of every
right-minded citizen. Nevertheless I
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-06
TALES OF THE DAY.
AS All Mankind

Puck: We are friends of the Great
Man in his youth; we have not allowed
his later glory to dim the glow of our
friendship. and we address him by his
given name just as of yore
JIM said one of us to him the other
night. as we were grouped about his
board, can you remember any particular
moment that you could say was the time
of your greatest mental distress?"
The Great Man meditated We knew
his life had its downs. as well as ups
bitter disappointment had sometimes
preceded great successes.
AT last he spoke. There was certainty
in his tones. Indeed, 1 can" was his
reply 1T was the moment when my
father surprised me in the middle OF
nv first shave"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-06
INHERITANCE TAXES.

Inheritance taxes seem to have taken
a firm hold of some of the state legis-
latures. When viewed calmly and freed
from fustian arguments, there is no
more reason for a heavy graduated in
heritance tax than for heavy gradu-
ated tax on all property. TIE New
York legislature has passed such a bill,
and it is believed that Governor Black
will sign it. The following table, taken
from New York paper, shows. IN a
rough way, what the effect of the pro-
posed taxation of estates would be:
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-06
Electric Bitsers.

Electric Bitters is a medicine suited
for any season, but perhaps more gen.
orally neeced when the languid. ex-
hausted feeling prevails, when the liver
is torpid and sluggish, and the need
OF a tonic and Alternative is felt A
prompt use of this medicine has often
averted long and perhaps fatal bilious
fevers No medicine will act more sure
~ in counteracting and freeing the sys-
TEN from. the malarial poison. Head
ache. Indigestion. constipation. dizziness
yield TO Electric Bitters. soc and S1.0n
per bottle at z C. NJ. I. drug dept
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-06
Notice to Mortgages.

The abstracts of all uncancelled
mortgages. as sessable in Salt Lake
county, have been filed in my Office.
and the same will be enrolled for the
purposes of taxation after May %, 1897,
unless stricken from the list according
to law. All persons interested should
appear at my office, city and county
building, before said date, between the
hours of a. m. and 5 .. m. to show
cause, if any, why said mortgages
should not be taxed Dated May 5, 1897.
B. B. QUINN,
Assessor for Salt Lake County, Utah
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-06
Half Rate East via Union Pacific.

For the accommodation of a large
number of teachers and their friends
the Union Pacific, as usual, will make a
rate of one fare for the round trip to
Missouri river, Chicago and st. Louis.
Tickets on sale June 5. 6 and 7. good
until Sept 5. Call at Union Pacific
ticket Office, No. POI Main street, for
any additional information.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-06
PERSONAL ESTATE.

a direct heir inheriting S4,OOO,oOO
would have to pay an inheritance tax
of s4OO. 900 while a collateral heir inner
iting that amount would have to pay
S6GO, 600. Those are certainly large
sums, but still most people would be
glad to pay them on condition of re-
ceiying the balance of the 100000.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-06

1t is understood that ex-County At
torney Whittenore is in Washington
urging his claims and fitness for the
position of United States district attor-
ney for Utah, but it is not understood
that he has National Committeeman
Rogers letter of Endorsement for the
place with him.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-06
His Scheme.
SCENE /.


CThe Breakfast Table)
New York Evening Journal: MY
dear" said Mrs Brokerly. sweetly. ''it S
now time to decide where shall go for
the warm weather"
But" objected Mr. Brokerly II can't
afford to send you out of town to an eX-
pensive resort again this summer"
NONSENSE / have heard that story
before. Mr.. Brokeriy. | mean to go to
some perfectly lovely place and stay all
summer. So there. now it's settledr'
And Brokerly groaned in spirit
SCENE H.
A week later. 49,
What's this letter I've found in. your
pocket. sir?'' demanded Mrs Brokerly
sternly; Aha, you look guilty, Mr..
Brokerlyi'
.That-eh-that is a-why, I'm sure
don't know stammered Mr.. Brokerly.
Don't lie to me, You know what it is
and I know what it isl And who is this
Dolly. pray? The brazen thing, Says
she's glad I'm going out of town, so that
she can see YOU often this summer
Humphi I'll fix her. I'll Just spoil this
little plot of yours and hers. Ichabod
Brokerly.y You thought you'd ship me
and the children off to the country SO
that YOU could carry on as outrageously
as you pleased, But I'll show you, sir
No. a foot will | move from here, Not
foot sri III stay right here the entire
summer long, and I'll see whether or not
you have anything TO do with this bold
creaturei
SCENE III.
Cafe down town.
Flow did your scheme work, old man."
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-06

If President Mckinley cannot grant
the request of the commission appoint
ed to invite him to attend the Pioneer
Jubilee celebration, will he give his
approval to what gossip says is a plan
for placing the distribution of federal
pie in the hands of certain gentle
men who are a part of the commission?
There is nothing like killing two birds
with one stone.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-06

Simply greatr' replied the gleeful
Brokerly Say. old man. you couldn't
tear her out of town with ten horses
after reading that letter. Just try it
yourself on your own wife, It's the
greatest scheme for economy ever de-
vised. The bookkeeper in the Office will
write you a letter, too, if you like-he can
initiate woman's handwriting simply to
perfectioni"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-06

Henry Ward Beecher once informed a
man who came to him complaining CT
gloomy and respondent feelings, that
what he most needed was a good ca
thartic, meaning, Of course, such a
medicine as Ayers Cathartic Pills
every dose being effective.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-06
Assessor for
nuckien-r Arr1ca saIvo.

The best salve n The world for cute
sores. letter. chapped hands. chilblains.
bruises, sores. ulcers. salt rheum. fever
corns and all SKIN eruptions, and posi-
dveiy cures pies or no pay required
It Is guaranteed TO give perfect eatisfac-
ton or money refunded Prios rs cents
per box For sale by q. c Ii. Z drug
dept
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-06
"a Visiting Gown

VIII be described in The Sunday Her
aid by Hirsch ct Gle, of BRUSSELS, cos
tuners to the Queen of Belgium, Queer
Regent of the Netherlands. Princess
Frederick Leopold of Prussia, and the
Duchess Paul of Mecklenburg. All la
dies of taste should see it. Next Sun
daV
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-06
LOCOMOTIVE ENGINEERS.

List of Officers Elected For the En-
suing Year.
At the regular meeting of Wasatch
division 222. Brotherhood of Locomo-
tive Engineers, the following officers
were elected for the ensuing year: A.
L. Corker, chief engineer; A.--Hatch
first engineer; A. R. Dyer, second en-
gineer; James A. Yeates, secretary;
Gilbert A. Mclean, treasurer; r. Car
ter, third assistant engineer; z. E.
Jeffs, guide; Ben F. Estes, chaplain
The division meets on the first and
third Mondays of each month.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-06
EXCURSION TO NIERCUR AND
TINTIC.

Via. The Oregon Short Line, May 8.
Only 81 for the round trip to either
| of the above points. Special train
leaves Oregon Short Line depot at s
a. m. Sunday. May 9, returning in the
! evening
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-06

Nansen says: Il suppose this de-
sire to reach the north pole is nothing
but vanity" A very correct character
ization of a fact that is generally be-
clouded with scientific terms.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-06

Had the Greeks been successful per-
haps the Greeian bend would have
come into vogue again. There is no
loss without some small gain.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-06

Chicago has had real duel in which
the principals exchanged six shots and
neither was hurt. This entities Chi
cago to cali herself The Paris of the
West
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-06

Not single Utah man has got one
bit of pastry as vet. though several
have been holding up their plates for
some time.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-06

Prince Luigi will find the ascent of
Mt Elias far more difficult than that
of the Jungfrau of Mont Blanc.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-06

The senate and house will have an
opportunity to apply the principles Of
arbitration when a conference commit
tee on the tariff bin is appointed
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-06

Sericulture is a pamphlet of some 80
pages giving instruction in the art Of
producing silk 1t is issued by the Utah
Silk commission 1t is fully illustrated
and wiz be found valuable by all in
terested in the production Of silk.
George @. Cannon & Sons company,
Salt Lake CITY.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-06

Japan IS said to have a desire to
conquer the world. For her own Ael-
fare she should first conquer her desire
20 conquer.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-06

Senator Mark Hanna may not be the
last among ten thousand, but he GER
tainly is not the greatest among ninety
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-06

Religious revivals are being held all
over the country. Why not set a day
apart 10 pray for revival Of pros
perity2
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-06

When the Dingley bill is placed on
the statute book the country will en-
joy official prosperity.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-06

Denver has just adopted a curfew
ordinance. It only applies to minors,
when the city's need is one that will
apply to its adults.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-06

Governor Black has signed the
Greater New York bill. This means
greater taxes for the people OF Old New
York.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-06

Grants Let us have peace" has be
come classical. but Give us a rest" is
both more forceful and popular.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-06

Just at present the city council is
suffering from the charge of the light
brigade.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-06

It is said that Mr. Cleveland looks
very much younger since he retired to
private life Is it a case of old eve
dressed lamb?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-06

Congress might make an appropria-
ton so that General Dyrenforth could
lombard the airship. 1t would be a
highly scientific war.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-06

Reasoning by analogy the office
seeker says that if a change of eli
mate is good for people SO is a change
OF office-holders.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-06
OREGON SHORT LIHEe
1AII-RSAD

EGALIE&S
Trains arrive and depart at Salt Lake
City daily as follows:
(In Effect March &C. 1917
ARRIVE.
From Chicago. Omaha. ST. Louis,
Kansas City. Denver Park
city City and Ogden. $40 pm
from Helena. Butte. Portland.
San Francisco. Ogden and in
rttermediate points .........-..... s:Os am
FROM San Francisco, Cache Val
icy. Ogden and intermediate
From Chicago. Omaha. ST Louis. - S'
Kansas City. Denver and Og-
'Frcm Frisco. Milford and inter. '''' ''''''
mediate points ............... s:45 am
from Mercur. Tintic Provo. Me-
m Dml; SS;anpete Valley and inter-
..,nTissoi1te points ......-.......... $50 pm.
Fooele and GarfcId Beach....' 4:ao pm.
fJr Snlcago, Omaha Denver
a Kansas I City, St Louis. Ogden
For or San Francisco. ogden. wv : -
ro SsSne valley and intermediate
Fp points ..:............,.:... 500 am
Ep points ........-..,. ...-.......... 400 pm
Kansas City. ST. Louis. Butte,
cortland and San francisco. :. TOO pm.
.F Mephi; sanpete Valley. ....... TAO am
Frisco and intermediate points. 600 %. m.
nMNed trair for Garfield Beact.,
srr1oeie and Terminus. ......... 7:45 am
Sunday '
-Daily except Sunday
i'aiiy except Sunday south of Juab-
CITY TICKET OFFICE. 2o1 MAIN ST
Telephone No. 49S.
Inc only line in connection with the
Union Pacific operating through Pullman
faiace Sleepers- Latest Improved Tour
ISL Sleepers- Free Reclining Chair Cars.
Elegant Day Coaches
s. w; ECCLES. D. e. hurley,
Gen. Trf. Mgr Gen. Pass. G. Tick't Agt
w. H. BANCROFT,
Vice-Pres- and Gen. Mgr.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-06
SOME EDITORIAL COMMENTS

Ls St h0q Who RnR sds MF coo HG S three
days on a pneumatic tire deal, may
truthfully be said TO have broken all pro-
fessional wheel records for a big money
stake.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-06

Turkey has knocked the spots off the
isles Of Greece.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-06

Proteehonist papers are complaining
about the flood of imports. They deem
them very much worse than the Mis-
sissippi floods.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-06

Florida and Oregon might borrow
that Kentucky key to undo their sena-
toriaI deadIocks.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-06

General Miles has sailed for Europe
So soon as he arrives on the Greek
frontier the curtain will be raised and
the performance continued.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-06

President Mckinley has been in office
two months and has only appointed
ten consuls. A very slow fire is being
used to bake the pie"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-06

Mrs Mary Ellen Lease says she sees
the hand of Providence in the Okla
homa floods What does it look like?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-06

y Kansas City preacher says there
are five thousand slaves in that city.
Where is the fifteenth amendment.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-06

1t is a long lane that has no turn
ing, but it seems that Poverty Lane is
being extended.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-06

The European concert has given way
to the Greek chorus.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-06
The Kelley Institute.

Nervousness, liquor. morphine and
tobacco diseases cured. Strictly con-
fiGential; 1s6 West Second North; lock
box $50. city.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-06

New England shoe and leather manu-
facturers look upon a duty on hides
as a western skin game.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-06

Advocates of the Dingley bill call
everything obstruction that is not laud-
alton.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-06

ST. Paul Globe: April is gone, the
April in which so many well-meaning
people saw the air ship.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-06

Life: It Looked that Way-"Your
father has an idea that you are going
to marry a worthless, good-for- nothing
fellow. but aha, I will fool him. era
cious, you are not going to break off the
engagement, are you?"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-06

How does the house like the tariff bill
of fare presented by the senate finance
committee?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-06

"The Masque of Culture" is having
a great run in Boston. 1t always did.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-06
A THE
I'D ~ '3 4l75Ii1r
SOS p,eTopS

Trains leave and arrive Salt Lake City
as follows:
Gin effect March Is. 1879
Leave.
The Overland Limited for
Chicago. St. Paul, St. Louis.
Omaha. Kansas City. Denver
.'The Fast Mall" for Chicago.
St Louis, Omaha, Kansas City
and Denver. 200 p m
From three to II hours quicker to
all above points than any other
line
Arrive.
CHICAGO st. Louis. Omaha.
Kansas City. Denver and Park
.s,The Fast Mail" from Chicago.
St Paul st. Louis. Omaha.
Kansas City and Denver. 3 $50 a. m
civ Ticket Office. 201 Main Street
49, Telephone No. Sos
The only line operating through Pull
man Palace slee2ers. Library e, BnfIss
Smoker. Dining Cars. Toprist Sieepers
II A. CLAY. General Agent
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-06

After all the airship seems to have
been a fieeting show.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-06
WIT AND HUMoR.

Chicago Record: DO you know a good
tonic for nervous persons, Simpkins? ?"
No; what / want to find is a good
tonic for people who have to live with
them"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-06

Fun: Plumo-Mr Stoneybroke with
mock pathos)-''W Would you really rob me
of my only daughter. Mr. Oldrich2' Mr..
Oldrich-"It's no robbery, sir; you're sell
ing her to me"' ~-,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-06

Truth: Elucidation.-"Pa. what does
Professor Drummond mean when he says.
Hold things in their proportion? He
means. my boy, when you pay for a dol
lar table d'hote. don't fill up on soup"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-05-06

Puck: A Criticism-Artist Showing his
latest picturel-''Whatd do you think of the
idea?'' Friends Splendid idea!-not halt
as bad as it's painted