The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1897-07-29
Facts Alphabetically Condemned.

BY WRIT CAMPBELL, MINERAL, IDAHO.
A stands for Benedict Arnold,
Americas arch traitor:
You may look the world over
And you will find but one greater.
r stands for Bryan
Take time, II you please,
And behold him,
Like Christ between two thieves.
q stands for Cleveland,
Thrice arched, then arched again;
His arch is felt and lamented
From California to Maine.
u stands for Dubois,
Idaho's plumed knight
Blackmailed and abused,
But is still in the fight.
r. stands for England,
That dirty little isle,
From her we get
Everything that is vile
Il stands for finance
The gold bugs packed 1t OF;
When the poor and oppressed murmur
Those villains merely scoif
q stands for gold bugs,
The curse of earth;
They have stolen our silver
And destroyed our mirth.
RI stands for Lombard's Hirelings,
II Sanctioned by the people at home;
They live on the fat OF the land,
Down in Washington.
7 stands for Ida
''I'' stands for Idaho;
They are gems of the mountains,
wish you all to know.
7 stands for Justice
We have not had it for years;
An overdose OF the reverse
Has caused countless floods OF tears.
K stands for Kindness
Which we would have got
Had Mckinley got beaten
And Bryan had not.
T, stands for Lincoln,
The noblest OF the brave;
He died martyr to his country
He emancipated the slave.
Nj stands for Mckinley,
Monopoly's piratical pet;
He has not stolen his millions,
But, like Cleveland will get there yet.
N stands for Noble.
1t is good to be one,
And Bryan is the man.
n stands for Ohio
She sure has lots OF cheek;
| She has thrown upon the people
Her blacklist of black sheep.
p stands for Poverty,
1t is spread over the land;
1t would stand for Peace and PLENTY
Had we elected our man.
n stands for Quarters
BRYAN will give them none at all;
In nineteen hundred
The gold bugs will dance to his bawl
r stands for Rothschild-
Mckinley. like Cleveland and his pals,
Will dance to his bawl.
s stands for silver -,
1t was always wealth
Until Judas lscariot John
Laid it on the shelf.
~ stands for Tilman and Teller,
Who made themselves great
By getting on their ear
And defending their state.
= IT stands for Ulcer
1t is in the land
: And has got the best
s OF our Uncle Sam.
v stands for Vengeance,
Silver men, why not stand In with Jehova
And WELD II with one accordF
w stands for Washington,
The great man OF the past
Like William Jennings Bryan
He was steadfast.
q " stands for Xeber, an ancient pirate vessel
=, n or masts she had three,
II They were not hewn, like the modern,
= Listen to the tale OF woe. | will tell you
}. Who sails under that banner
II is Sherman Mckinley
And Mckinley Mark Hanna.
= .sY" stands for Yankee Doodle;
y While the Yanks were asleep
= Grover got away with the Doodle.
Y stands for zeal
Y OD, give uo ht'e'
l Tint in the near future
We may regain our rights
4, don't think for moment
~ That we have forgotten Silver Dick,
And score or more Of other
Great men whom we might pick
In conclusion, would urge
That every true American stand by the
70 And ever be willing and ready
= To grid on the armour
When William Jennings Bryan gives the
Or. in other words. be true TO yourselves
When you are true to yourself
You are true to your country;
NJ When YOU are true to your country
Nv You are true to your God.
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