Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1897-03-18
Aunt RachaeIs Bltters.

The undeniable fact that these Bit
/ tiers are com posed in the main of Speer's
Wine, with Peruvian Bark. Snake Root
etc analyzed and recommended to in
valids and the Medical Profession, by
the best Chemists in the United States,
cannot fail in inspiring confidence i'll
the use Of these Malarial Bitters,
Cyclers with 81 wheels don't notice
ordinary mortals.
The salesman in bird store might
be referred to as bill clerk
Many a grocer with poor tea makes
the most of it by putting up the price
Dealers are laying in hammocks.
Goes by the board -planked shad
A drawbridge-the one ON violin.
DIPHTHERIA-Ni times in ten a
ply sicIan viii not be needed II Arm
strong's Diphtheria and Quinsy Drops
are used as soon as soreness Is felt III the
throat.
Baseball rooters are testing their
lungs
The book agent is often a man with a
history.
1t takes a fellow with considerable
brass to propose to girl with lots of
gold
1t seems strange but you occasional
ly find an ali around sport who is
square
When a man borrows money from
you and never turns up it is a case of
touch and 20.
ARMSTRONG'S-Little System Pills,
the finest and best ever used. true
liver pill that is sure TO please.
Mathamaticks am queer, says bro
ther Watkins. Yo' kin git peck of
trouble out of a pint oh fun.
Wouldn't it be nice if we only lived
in the Dark Ages?' she murmured And
he took the hint and turned out the
gas
Blessed is the man who has false teeth
for he shall not suffer from april fool
candy
Contortionist can see the back of
my neck
Manager-''I used to be contor-
ZIONIST my self, but can't stand lying"
KNOCKED OUT-A merchant says
Morrison Bros Cough Syrup has knock
ed out my sales on all other cough cures.
A company mas purchased farm in
Illinois where cat farming will be car
ried on for the skins which sell for from
10 to Is cents each, Maltese and black
cats viii be reared. and the catfish
collection Is expected to number 10000
in one year, and 100, 900 in two years.
The question is often asked on what
day does Easter occur, and why does it
not occur on the same day each year
In early times this subject gave rise to
a controversy, and it was not until the
time Of Constantine that it was finally
settled, the Council of Nice declaring
Easter to be always on the first Sunday
after the full moon which occurs on on
next after March q, and if the full
moon happens to be on Sunday, Easter
is the following Sunday
Women in Burmah propose to men
whom they seek in marriage. and when
they tire of them divorce can be had
for the asking
They pressed forward and closely ex-
amined the Roentgen photograph. His
liver they said, lit is the image of
his fathers, but he gets his lungs from
his mothers folk" "
The Cuban tobacco yield the past
year has been -, 900 bales, in stead of
500, 900 bales
A London thief has been doing a
business by providing himself
with hook attached to line, by |
which he managed from the fiat roofs |
10 secure bird cages with their inmates
which he sold at great profit on his
investment.
A pair of gloves passes through about
200 hands from the moment the skin |
leaves the dressers until the gloves are
purchased by the intending wearer.
Have you pruned your grape vines?
Don't put 1t on much longer or they
will bleed to death Prune back to two |
Dr. three buds, cut all dead wood off, |
keep your vines az near the ground as
possible and prune with an eye 10 beau
ty Don't be afraid of the knife as the
less bearing branches you have the larg
er and finer will be the grapes.
There was held recently in Philadel.
phia meeting Of the presidents Of all |
the colleges in Pennsylvania. The OBJ
iect Of the meeting was 10 arrange
standard Of admission into the various |
colleges. ont Of about 120 colleges |
only about 20 arc up to the standard.
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