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The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-10-07
How Many Women Have Quietly
Obtained Advice That Made
Them Well.

My sister, If you find that in spite Of
following faithfully your family doc
tors advice, you are not getting well,
why do you not try another courseP
Many and many woman has quietly
written to Mrs. Pinkham, of Lynn,
Mass, stating her symptoms plainly
and clearly, and take her advice, which
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-10-07
Reliable.

"Yez know Casey, the contractor,
said Mr.. Dolan.
"Oi do" replied Rafferty,.
.Ts he what yed call reliableT
"He is the most reliable man oi ivef
knew. Whiniver he tells yez anytnih
We kin depind an It's not bein' So
Washington Star.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-10-07
HeIium in a Mine.

Helum. 1t will be reeollected, Is
chemical element which was known to
exist In the sun and some of the stars
long before it had been discovered on
the earth. When found on our globe,
two years ago, 1t was discovered In n
rare mineral OF Norway named cleve-
lite. Since then cleveite has been In
demand in chemical laboratories, and
its rarity has made it costly. Recently
mine was opened near Ryfylke, Nor
way, containing an abundance OF
cleveite, together with several ether
rare minerals. The oleyeite from this
mine, examined In London, has been
found rich In helium, and 1t sells fol
about five dollars pound.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-10-07

''Golng to Klondike to dig gold. are
your
NO" said the man with the hawks
Dill nose, Il sha'n't prospect. l mean to
go Into business. haven't quite made
up my mind whether TO open saloon
or a combined undertaking and ship
ping establishment Indianapolis
Journal.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-10-07
Inherent Matter.

Real estate agent tout Wesb-Good-
morning, sir. What can l do for you?
William. bring the gentleman a cigar.
Do YOU want to buy lot?
Caller-No, | want to sell one.
Agent-Wllliam, never mind the ci'
gar.-New York Weekly.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-10-07
Wonderful Natural Records.

Prof Stanislas Meunier, of the Paris
Museum of Natural History, recently
called attention to the surprising va
riety of the records which the rocks of
the earth contain, relating to the sim
pie daily occurrences Of millions Of
years ago. Among such records are
to be found, not only the tracks of cx-
tinct animals and the impressions of
rain-drops left in wet sfnd or clay, but
also distinct traces of the effects Of
wind and of sunshine upon the sea
beaches. Professor Meunler illustrat,
ed. by means of experiments, the man
ner in which these records had been
preserved by nature.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-10-07
vengeance.

who was that man who was just
escorted through this place by a
poser inquired the man from the
East. Some desperate character, no
doubt"
mo, stranger" replied Derringer
Dan. Hes worse'n a desperate char
acter. He's a blame fool. That posse
is composed Of his feller-citizens In a
town which some years since he per
suaded 'em to name Trilby.' Wash
ington Star.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-10-07

1T seems TO be a case Of genuine az
tachment," said the young woman.
"She hasn't Tilted him yet"
NO replied Miss Cayenne. she
heartily disllkes the girl that he is go
Ing TO give the engagement ring to
next."-Washington Star.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-10-07
Reasonable.

"What wonderful lamp that one OF
Aladdins was" said Mr.. Hicks.
"Oh. | don't know" said Johnnie
Hicks. '.lt was probably a Kerosene
lamp and he couldn't rub it without
striking oil."-Harper's Bazaar.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-10-07
Enyious.

81" said the daughter of a newly
n,utocratic sire, was caught In the
rain Yesterday and ruined $50 suit
and" said the girl who was poor
but proud, IA twelve-dollar complex
ion v--Indianapolis Journal.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-10-07

Lght-minded young thing in a bath
ing suit-Surely, Aunt Margaret, you
are not going to wear your spectacles
in the water.
Aunt Margaret-Indeed l am. Moth
Ing shall induce me to take OF an
other thing.-New York Tribune.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-10-07
He'd starve.

at don't see how Jolly lives with that
rich wife of his. She's Tartar.
1T would be good deal harder to
explain how he could live without her.
Detroit Free Press.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-10-07
The First Fire,

"And now, children, can you tell me
how the blazing sword got there? You
may answer, Willie
Please, ma'am, | guess 1t caught
when Adam got fired.
Plain Dealer,
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-10-07
The True Measure.

Srhe true measure OF success De
gan the grocer oracularly, is not the
nlaudits of the vulgar crowd.
"What is it, thenr' asked the sarcas-
ito loofer: thirteen ounces to the
noundY-Indianapolis Journal.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-10-07
Hnnnu ThnnDht.

Mrs. Brown-Jones-They say there
will be no marriage or giving In mar
rage in heaven. :.
Her husbandJThat's what makes II
heaven.-The Yellow Book,
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-10-07
A Startling Illustration.

"a New York widow Is suing man
for hugging her so hard that he broke
two Of her ribs"
Hope it wasn't newspaper man II
Illustrating the power of the press.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-10-07

The woman tennis champion Of New
zealand has but one hand. and that is
the left one, but she can serve ball
tbst L exceedingly difficult TO return.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-10-07
Away Ahead.

Yukon-Since the Klondike discover
les the forty miners will have to give
way to the ninety-seveners,'
Wheeler-Why, of course. The eI
represents the most advanced type of
wheel. The forty-niner wouldn't be In
It. But who's Klondlke? What wheel
does he Observation-Disclosures North
American.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-10-07
nine Iln.to.Date Mon.

He-And you Wilt
She Cblushingly)-Yes.
He-Well, dear, here is choice col
lection Of rings which l brought with
me lust for such purposes as this. You
NAV have first pick.-North American.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-10-07
A Prize Winner.

He-Why are you leaving the water
so soon?
She-Well, l promised my sister to
lend her this suit for the bicycle parade
nj 3 o'clock.-Louisville Post.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-10-07
Misunderstood.

II hear you are going to marry
again"
That" said the lady who had al
ready disposed of four husbands. that
Is my business"
"Oh, your business? thought II was
merely your recreation. indianapolis
Journal.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-10-07

was promptly
received. The
following let
ter is pretty
strongconfrm-
alton of this:
&" l had
81 been sick
for six
III o-+hc. pr.n
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-10-07
One of the Signs.

"Do you think the era of prosperity
Is upon usT
1T must be. I've had new tele-
phone put in and every time | ask for
any one the main office tells me he's
busy."-Detroit Free Press.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-10-07
Economy.

81 would stop drinkin'," said Mr..
Lushforth. "but can't afford to-"
Cant afford tor queried the man
who was concerned.
mo. Stop drlnkin', wife would get
a new hat. New-hic-hat, have to
have new dress to match 1t. No tellin'
where would end. Whatever goin'
t'aveY'-Indianapolis Journal.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-10-07
A Reminder.

Tompkins-Why do you wear that
string on your finger?
Forget-To remind me that l have
made up my mind to trust to my mem
DRY in the future.-Philadelphia North
American.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-10-07
LET US ALL LAUGH.
JOKES FROM The PENS OF
VARIOUS HuMoRIsTs.

Pleasant Incidents Occurring the
world over-saytnss that Are Cheer
fai to Old or Youns Funny
Selections that You VIII Eujoy.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-10-07

rrnou the stomach and bowels are perpetrated
"a 1ouItitudes OF iujudieious people who, upon
aoyyneriencing the annoyance of constipation
e light degree, infltrate their bowels with
5renchipg evaeuants. which tnfeeble the in
,sstinal membrane TO a serious extent, some
lines even, super inducing dysentery or piles.
g1stetter's stomach Bitters is the true sue
aadaneum for these nostrums, since 1t is at
onee 'invigorating. gentle and effectual. II
sIso banishes dyspepsia, malarial complaints,
rbeumatism and kidne! troubles.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-10-07
Must Fail to Succeed.

Grlggs-'Fraid it's going to be bad
year for the Delaware peach growers.
Briggs-How's that?
Griggs-They can't get good prices
for their fruit If the peach crop isn't a
ailure.-Exehange.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-10-07
No Head for Figures.

"Women have no head FOR ngures'
That's so. My wife insists that she
is only two years older now than she
was in Boston Traveller.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-10-07

A grief that is prolonged when
prompt action would be more effective,
is not only very foolish, but very tire
some.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-10-07

Father-well, what has Tommy been
doing to-day?
Mother-He cut off a piece or the
cats tail broke three windows, black
ened the cooks eye and built q bonnre
In the cellar.
Father-Is that all? Tommy must
have been a good boy to-day.-New
York Tribune.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-10-07
Just Suited Him.

The new missionary man-Wasnt
my predecessor good man?
Chief agalala-Without exoep-
ton the best | ever tasted.-Syracuse
Standard.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-10-07

Raw declares that the seed of a single
vnleenwort will number at least 1000, :
GOO
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-10-07
First tramn-Uow over KNOW?
Surely Insane.

Attorney-What was there about the
deceased that led you to believe he was
of unsound mind?
Witness-Well, for the one thing, he
abhorred bicycles. Boston Traveller.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-10-07
500 REWARD, 500.

Toboggan Maple Syrup is absolutely pure and
rich In flavor Recommended b. physicians.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-10-07
GROSS OUTRAGES

Portland. Ne, is 1897 miles north
east of St. Louis.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-10-07

Every woman, according to the story she tells
to her second husband was forced into her first
marriage by the wishes OF her parents.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-10-07

What is called elm dust is really the
seeds of the tree, which ripen before the
Leaves are perfectly formed
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-10-07

Piso's Cure for Consumption is our only
medicine for coughs and eo.ds;-Mrs. U.
BeItz 439 sth ave-, Denver, Col, Nov. 8, '9j.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-10-07

81 never met man with more SUI
perb self-possession than Gen. Beg
more"
NO; the general is never embarrass-
ed except financially. "-Indianapolls
Journal.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-10-07
Pure FOOD.

Tea Garden Drips is pure sugar product.
The sweetest and best favored table syrup ever
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-10-07
Type
That
Talks

Three-fourths Of the pub
locations in the United States
use our type.
Only complete stock OF
Printers and Bookbinders'
supplies on the coast, In
Guiding all the latest and
best productions.
Everything a printer
wants.
Better values for less
money than any other
house.
Send for specimen book.
American TypefOuRdePS'
Company,
4O5-407 Sansome St.
San Francisco, Calf
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-10-07
PURE FOOD.

(Which would you rather be, Hargreaves
ich ar handsome?" I'D like to be rich also"
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-10-07

you're not going to the Klondlke re-
gion, are your said the impecunious
mans friend.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-10-07

Try sehillings Best tea and baking powder.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-10-07
Informatio Given While You Wait

Informatio Given While You Wait.
Angelina-So this is the information
bureau?
Clerk-It is; what can do for you?
rs my hat straight And Angelina
looked appealingly at the busy young
man, whose reply was lost in the muir
muir Of the waves.-Chautauqua AS
semhlV Herald
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-10-07

First tramp-Here comes a likely
lookin' guy. I'll just brace him fer
dime.
Second tramp-It's no use; he has no
dough.
First tramp-TIow dyer know?
Second tramp-Why, If he had he'd
be ridin' a wheel, not walkin .-Up-to-
Date.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-10-07
What He Wanted.

Proprietor-I want boy who doesn't
smoke, chew, swear, read dime nov
els
Boy-Naw; what youse wants Is
pali-A1lanta Constitution.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-10-07
"Don,t like the climateYo

1T isn't the climate. ITS the sur
face conditions. There are too many
mountain passes and no railway pass
s.n-Washington Star.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-10-07
The Missing Word
The following I54 each got So. 50.

was NATURAL; Settling Best ouy pure 6ufa NATURAL
6seanse ii is fyesk-yoaled
The Monte Vista journal., 1897-09-18
Before
Retiring. =

take Ayers Pills, and you VIII
sleep better and wake In better
condition ior the days work.
Ayers Csshartic Piilehave NO
equal ~ . plsasasg e6eet-
ual remedy Sor eoaG1 patton,
biliousnese, e1sk headache. and
all liver tsoubles. They are
susss.cosssd. and % perfectly
prepared. that thsy cur. with.
out Tie ansoyancss expsr31ncsd
In lie uss q - many u Tie
piiis on ~ market. Astyous
dsussise II Ayers catAastie
Piiis. Wbsa other piiis; ;rea't
hslp yous Ayss's b 4 :.
The Al THAT WILL.
The Monte Vista journal., 1897-09-18

Some say John Bloom favors
Moody and others say Bassctt. II
is our opinion that he favors the
man he can handle tho easiest, and
VIC have good reason to believe
Bassctt is that man. When Scna.
tor Moody went to Del Nortc last
fall with Z. W. Roc Bloom urged
him to come home and take no hand
in the fight ut tina, place, and when
tho senator insisted in staying and
working for his ticket, Bloom
threatened him with his displeas-
urc. Did anybody know of Bss-
sctt's working for Roc after Bloom
had threatened him!
The Monte Vista journal., 1897-09-18
Il SAvss tie Creepy Chii1rsu.

SEAvIEw, Va.-Wc have splen-
did sale ON Chsmberlain.s Cough
Remedy, and our customers from
lar and near. speak OF it IN the
highest terms Many have said
that their children would have
died Of Group il Chamberlain
Cough Remedy had not been Civ.
en.-KELLAx 4 OuRRxx. The Is
and 60 cent sizes for sale BY Weiss.
Chapman Drug Go. and J. w.
Cupples.
The Monte Vista journal., 1897-09-18

Miss Mary Sheridan, accom-
panied by her sister and brother:
in-law. Mr.. and Mrs Jas Roper Of
Alamosa, with their three children.
arrived in the CITY last evening
from the Now Castle wreck. The
entire party were in the carastro-
phc and all escaped without "a
scratch. h.-Denyer News.
The Monte Vista journal., 1897-09-18

Last week tho burden of Haaff's s
song was TINT John Bloom was a
friend of Frank Moody and he
wanted to down John Bloom. We
suggested to Haaff that it was cow
ardly to fight a man who was dead
politically. John saw tho point
and since then has been fighting
Frank Moody direct. p. S. We
have no strings on John Haaff.
The Monte Vista journal., 1897-09-18

The only mean thing the editor
OF this paper has done John Hasff
in the present campaign was to go
to h,s republican candidate for
treasurer and urge him to postpone
his ambition until another time,
when Haaf gets the populist
Nomination for treasurer-nnd
thsn have an easier man to run
Against
The Monte Vista journal., 1897-09-18

Capt. Aldrich is atnut as hard n
hatcr as there is in Monte Vista,
and he fought Senator Moody
when IL candidate for state senator,
with all the venom ut his command.
But when the senator achieved his
memorable victory over the home
rcmovers, the captain was man
enough to bury his hostility to-
ward the senator and to join the
good people of Monte Vista in
sounding his praises far and near.
In this respect John Huaff would
do well to emulate tho example of
the captain. But VIC have no
strigs on John Haaff; neither has
the Graphic.
The Monte Vista journal., 1897-09-18

Alden Bassett announces him.
self as a candidate for Office.
Some Of our populist friends do
not approve Of men announcing
themselves as candidates for Office.
Possibly 1t makes some differ
cnce from whose meat-shop the
candidate starts.
1t has also been snnounc ed that
Mr. Bassett win Re candidate be-
fore the democratic and republican
conventions.
The Monte Vista journal., 1897-09-18
The Mckinley men, Saloon men

The Mckinley men. Saloon men,
gamblers. women OF easy virtue,
sheri6s and fee dends met in ju.
dioial convention at Alamosa last
Thursday night--at an hour befit-
ting the accomplishment OF dark
deeds-and nominatetl Frank W.
Webster for prosecuting attorney.
II elected, Frank can be depended
to make fees and TO prosecute ev-
cry class OF criminals but his own.
The Monte Vista journal., 1897-09-18

New Millinery at corner Hotel
Blanca. Miss Norland is now east
selecting a choice stock of millinery
goods. Will be in Monte Vista
the last of September.
The Monte Vista journal., 1897-09-18

Major John A. Lennon, ex.com.
mander OF the Soldiers home, died
at his residence in Denver We'd
nesday. Major Lennon was prom
inent in G. A. r. circles.
The Monte Vista journal., 1897-09-18

How quick the silver republicans
and democrats were to censure
Coxey for running for governor ol
Ohio. thereby assisting Hannah;
but to support . Wolcott candidate
in this stste BY placing him on
ono ticket and putting up another
in his interest is the height Of pat
riotism.-Gunnison Champion.
The Monte Vista journal., 1897-09-18

Haatf & Lewis have been anx-
ious ''for Office to seek the man"
ever since the populist party as
sumcd any considerable strength.
OF course, everybody knows who
the man is they want the Office to
seek. Sig Hcilman is another re-
former who wants the office to
seek tho man who will give him Il
deputy position.
The Monte Vista journal., 1897-09-18

The Monte Vista band came out
Thursday evening and serenaded
the Fraternal Aid. The boys were
invited into the hall aud treated
to ice cream aud cake. The band
is doing nicely considering it has
been organized only about four
veeks.
The Monte Vista journal., 1897-09-18

The commissioners counted the
votes for Maid of Honor Thursday
evening. The result was as fol-
lows: Minnie Bridgeman, 1884 /;
Belle Mcintosh, l136; Nina Nc
Car:hy, 973.
The Monte Vista journal., 1897-09-18
Co,.,..tlo. Gail.

Al meeting of the County Central com-
mittee of the Peoples Party of Rio Grande
county. Colorado. held In Monte Vita, Aug.
Z lsq1, II was ordered ihat deIegnte conven.
ton be held at the cOuFt house In Del Nortc.
on Tuesday. September d. 1sa, At 1880 o'clock
., m. for the purpose Of placing In n0Eniua.
tion Peoples Party candidates for tho follow
ing county ofaocs:
One county clerk md recorder.
One county treasurer.
One county superintendent OF schools
One county assessor.
One county shcrin.
One county coroner.
One county surveyor.
One county commissioner for nrst commits
sioncr's district. and candidates for such pro-
cinct oticcs a. the convention may deem I'd.
visaolc, and for the transaction Of such other
business ~ may properly come bciore tho
convention.
Primary elections for the selection os dele.
gates to the said convention shall be held In
the different eIsstIon precincts Of the county
on SATURDAY. 6cptenber =. from : to O'Clock
p, m. except In precincts numbered and 8.
In which precincts the prima ries shall he held
from To O'Clock y. m. Each precinct is
entitled &c one delegate and one alternate.
unu ouc uuuttlOubA ucicRuke huu nteFnht0 IOf
every twenty votes and major fraction thereof
cast FOR Norton y. Bailey for governor in 1856.
for the purposes of this convention, the pr, .
cinct lines ~ they existed nj the time OF cast.
ing said vote shall be observed.
The precincts arc entitled to representation
as follows:
Precinct No. I. fivc delegates.
Precinct No. 2, nve delegates.
Prccinc; No. ?, six delegates.
Precinct No. I. one delegate.
Precinct No. @. two delegates.
Precinct No. I, ten delegates.
Precinct No. s. one delegate.
Precinct No. .. sour delegates.
Prccinct No. 10, tSo delegates.
Precinct No. II. seven delegates.
-rccinct No. Il. nine delegates.
The following places have been selected and
designated for holding primaries;
Precinct No. ]. old armory.
Precinct No. .. place OF last election.
Precinct 30. ), West Del Eorte school house.
Precinct No. q. Iirunson.
Precinct No. T. Ydrcn.
Precinct No. .. Lower Rock creek.
Precinct No. 10. South Fork.
Precinct No. II. kciIs opera house.
by order OF the County Central committee.
O.. CARrESrEs. Secretary.
The Monte Vista journal., 1897-09-18
shaw's magnetic Springs.

Shaw's Aassetie Springs.
This popular resort has recently
come under new management and
has been put in arstclass order
for the accommodation Of the pub
lie. Hot and cold baths aud meals
furnished at all houra Rates
lower than ever.
]. II. HOWARD, Prop
The Monte Vista journal., 1897-09-18

Four years ago. aud again two
years age, Alden B1ssctt employed
John Bloom to lay his wires and
to fix up his political fences for
the treasuryship. This year Bloom
is paying his whole attention to the
politics of the 18th judicial district
and sig HciIman has been entrust-
ed with Mr.. Bassett's campaign.
The Monte Vista journal., 1897-09-18

The Newton Produce Store
Green Grocery keeps on hand a
fine assortment of fresh vegetables
also n fine line of fancy fruits, nuts,
and candies. Artcsiun Ice. Leave
orders for fall supply Of vcgeta-
blcs. +. Il. NEWTON.
The Monte Vista journal., 1897-09-18

Dat fssasoe Saslo ssd spis Yss, Liz
Avay.
II you vast 70 quit tobaooo using sas-
ny aad eoFsvsr, b made we'll. ssroag,
nassstic, full os psw LIE aad vaeor. take
No-T0. BAG. the wondse. worker, thst
nahss weak men sesoos. Many gaia Ten
poaads In tsa daya Over 10000 cured.
Buy No-To-Dec II your druss,sA undss
guasaatss 70 cure, oou o. el.oo Booklst
aad senp,s mailed frss. Ad oGssiiAg
esnsdy O., ChIoaeo q New Yosk.
The Monte Vista journal., 1897-09-18

When the Graphic's ''yellow
dog" man wants to tickle the cap
tain, he sends his man Hubbard
down to insist that they are fight
ing to down John Bloom, but when
they 60 to Bob Wallace to borrow
county funds they say nothing
about Mr.. Bloom.
The Monte Vista journal., 1897-09-18

The Enquirer gives Alden Bas-
sett credit for county warrants be.
ing at par. W. had supposed the
commissioners had something to
do with the credit Of the county.
Bob Wallace having a cinch on
that plant makes it dance to his
music like Hsatf and Hubbard.
When a man gets into the hands
Of . money losner he becomes a
slave.
The Monte Vista journal., 1897-09-18
Everybody says So,

kVeFyDOOy says 80
Cascarets Candy Cathartic, the most
wonderful medical discovery Of the ags,
pleasant and refreshing to the taste, sct
gently and positively on kidneys, liver
and bowels, cleansing the entire system,
dispel colds, cure headache, fever, hab-
itual constipation aud biliousness. Plsass
buy and try box Of c. c. c. today; 10.
., so cents. Sold and guaranteed 70
cure by all druggists.