New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-06-06
THE Talk or THE DAY.

Inc Harvard University memorial 10 Bshou
Brooks is 10 he building. for which the Univer.
sty VIII provide site the grounds. 4 fund OF
$4,000 has been raised. Of which $1,000 will be ex.
pended on the building which will provide accom-
modations for all Of the religious and charitable
societies Of TIE University There will also be a.
large nall, which viii be used not only for religious
purposes but also for various social and hospltable
occasions, for which resort has he made 10
the Colonial Club In connection with this hall
there will also be 4 small club parlor and dining.
a. country curate calling on the g1e3t lady OF the
poor thing. madam. but mine own" whereupon
the lady. looking upon the curate severely. replied
poorer tdTg, 5at nne e" owner 5Tims and Is the
Hour
Il year or 50 ago. the American women students
at the University of Zurich organized society
whose objects are to promote friendly intercoYrse
disseminate useful information. and lend helping
hand TO prospective arrivals. \ circular
just issued by this society calls attention to ,he
envlable position OF women In the University q
Iirich as compared with the German universities
II says, however, that woman should 20 10
Zurich until she can speak German ard has had
thorough college training.
Need of Caution.-Mrs McIrty-An' Plat did tn
docther soy wos tn matter wild y'r eye, Patsy?
Small Son-He say-ed thur Was some foreign sub
Mrs. Mcinty with an 'r told YOU 50" air,-Nov
maybe yell kape away from thin Oytalians.-
(NeWYork weekly.
IN Irish member OF Parliament the other day
said that Mr.. Balfour's statement Of the British
Governments irish policy came Ike 4 wind
fall out CT clear sky and an English musical
Journal recently said that an operate manager
had "unear,hed star"
What are you doing here?" asked a policeman
ard butler of a burglar who wa discovered maxi
ing square meal off the Marquis 81 Qrmondtf's
the burglar I'm 'avin' so,nethnk tc eat,
parable ca case go Of resqy repare, cones e raTay
siatio n1'f the 9th Other day and said on Mr. WI
Il am: where arc you?"-(London Globe
Several American silk manufacturers who have
carefully examined tho spuG woodpuip imitation
OF silk declare that NJ present the latter is not
available for commercial purposes. II r. heavier
than the fibre produced by the skworm. and II
softens so to break and tear readily when ex-
posed 10 moisture. 1t is not denied that artificial
silk may prove a success at some future time, but
up 10 date .pparently. II has not done so.
I'm a railway collision in North Carolina a four.
year-od child ~ an open car window was thrown
out Of the window by the SHOCK ana escaped IN
Mr. crmsonbeak-rTow in The world do you sup
pose they ever managed to get the window OPEN
0onkeis Statesman
Green Fluke one of the three colored men who
were in the band of pioneer Mormons who founded
Salt Lake City is still alive in Idaho
Forty Gems Dsh.-Rostaurant Cook 10 new
assistanD-Mix three tablespoonfus OF condensed
couple iip "t o. sp poor g Of starch quick now
New A;sstant-Yessir: What's it for? co
order for cream toast.-(New-York Weekly.
The Wonan's Club OF Des Mones. Iowa. has
rented the Des Mones sreetcar system for June
o. and will operate it for the purpose OF raising
a fund to assist local charity The club will
put on c the prettiest girls In town for con-
ductors. but will continue the services OF the reg
ular motormen. No transfers will be given during
the day and it is said that no girl who can make
charge correctly will be accepted for service.
ndmber OF entertainments will be arranged at the
terminals of the suburban lines. and everything
possible will he done TO make the travel the largest
ever known The company agrees to furnish cars
for all the business that is worked up, and the
women believe they will make several Thousand
dollars.
had loaded up too heavily with debt during. the
nosnr , as Recently his son was asked how his
father getting on and he sped on h ne II
from the bank and doesn't have 70 pay Interest"
This was not a joke. but fact. The farmer gives
a hS oa and Sesps twothrs for his labor formerly
three-thiris would hardly have sufiiced to pay IN
There Is n crusty old bachelor OF considerable
wealth in Kentucky. What will you do with
money Ynen you uie. some one asheu him
recently. well" he replied, II am going sell
everything for cash. and get all my money in
paper When I find that death Is near. I'll pile
this paper money on the floor. stick match 10 It
and lie down IT, Then the money and the house
and will all together"
Flaggins scandal-Mrsi; wilkus.That blond
woman is flirting outrageously with the gentleman
who arrived to-day.
Mr. Wikus-So I observe.
Mrs. Withstand they say he's married TOO.
Mr.. Wlkus-He Is. SO is she.
Mrs Wilkus-The brazen hussy
Mr. Nilkus (quetly)-ln fact. they're man ana
Wife philadelphia North American
snrgeon-Captain W. J. Buchanan has written
an article for THE Indian Medical Gazette" IN
which he gives the results Of experiments showing
that cholera ana other Courageous diseases are
often communicated by mes
In the early days of Atchlson a rich Boston man
named Clahin came ! 10 tpT R So u was enter
tained by George w Click ana the morning aver Ms
hf arrival Be y GSW he always read iTs" chap
t ter in ' the Bible before breakfast Mr. Click sa
Pbl~ in the house. lie slipped over to Cottonwood
brown upposng he would 9ays Sne 9 Pnrk ee
didn have one either and finally Mr. Click wa:
S'R RISa in to the Pneighb9rhqod The late An;
derson operated bible depository IN A,chison "a
PARKER slipped ant into n6 MS store B EHS dnS S" was
after m Sp0nr after the Boston man inquired for
one.-(Atchscn Globe
A clergyman says that he was one day calso
down into his paror 10 perform a marriage cefS
mcny fo- a couple in middle life.
.,IIave YOU ever been married before?" asked the
clergyman OF the bridegroom.
NO. sir"
'lIave you?" 10 the bride. -
well ycs have replied the bride laconiealiy'
but II was twenty years ago, and he fell on
harm and killed hissef when we'd been marreo
on,v n week so II really amt worth mentioning"
She Doubted RI have been told said she, =.
thgy sal In a shady corner Of the porch that you
have rather a grasping disposition.
''You don't believe 1t. do your . A..
.near me no have never you exhibit the
,eost sign OF catching on "-(indianapois Journal