New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-04-08
THE TALK OF THE DAY.
4 meeting OF the National Wool Growers Asso-
station "a called to meet in Washington on April To-

., -, Tho National Wool Growers Asso
citation Is called to meet in Washington on Apr' To-
. Chicago girl Eel from her bicycle not long ago
and the man who helped her 70 reho ah nav now
become her husband me ,h greai rapdity-(Cleve-
be expected 10 spredu WIN 3D.
land Leader
y IL moor rule that won't work both ways
, ch,caeo man fell from his bicycle not long
ago and the wheelwoman who assisted MIN 70 rise
has become his wife Many Chicago men VIII douDt-
less fall off their bicycles when they near u '"'
incident.
She (peuanty)-Women occupying tr0nt as much
the theatre who take off their mats sho" do H"'''
consideration for others as men 40 49,. 1865, e.,
He-No they don't Don't you see that ,c ts
the front row don even "e"i nan "
-(Brookyn Life.
The citizens OF Cambridge. Mass. are talking
,ou, celebrating the tenth anniversary OF the
TOWNS exemption from the liquor saloon. which VIII
soon occur.
Mstress-why, Mary, you have dated your letter
Mald"Yi-'m; 1t will take week for It to , get
IN mo mother and she wouldn't care 20 pc 'ead'"e
old news, even from me.-(Boston Transcript
During the last twenty-five years about three
hundred monuments to distinguished persons nave
been erected in France and 127 committees are no"
collecting money for more.
Mrs Korrect-You said YOU were going TO ciuo
smoker last night?
Mrs Korrect-Ddn't you make MISTAKE LOU
had every appearance OF haVls Observation-Disclosures
when you reached nome thls HUI" - ~
dephia North American
give free transportation for the fifty carloads OF
grain which Iowa is going to send TO india
Wlllle-I told her my love was 30 great that my
ChariIe--What did she say to that? :. 49,. vo,o
Willle-Tod I had better blow II out-(1alc
Record
According to a cycling journal, the State OF Mis-
sour, spent 5000 for supervisors In 1896 TO oversee
road work. the Of which in itself was only
$500 coo: or in other words. expense OF more than
81 100000 was involved in getting less than 100000
worth Of work done.
Miss Mobile-Well. Martha. how Is your husband
Martha-Po'ly. miss. poly He's got that exclam-
Miss Mobilc-You innammatory rheuma-
tism Martha. Explanatory is to cry out.
Martina with solemn convlction)-Ihats It. mum;
that's 1t, He don't do nothing but holler.-(Northern
Christian Advocate.
Some one has figured out in a London paper that
between thirty and forty millions sterling will be
spent by the Queens loyal subjects in securing
windows and other points Of vantage from which
to watch her pass In the great procession of
June 20
The tcacher-when 4 woman's husband dies,
Pa tsie. what is she called?
Patsie-A wilder.
The teacher-And when a mans wife dies what do
call him?
Patsie after some thoughD-A wld-out-hcr mum.
--(Cincnnati Tribune.
The editor of a well-known newspaper directory
SAYS that the statements furnished by the pub
fishers OF the religious papers are, as whole less
honest less truthful and calculated 10 deceive
than are those that come from the average lay
Journals" II is sincerely 10 be hoped that this
statement is exaggeration.
do you plead guilty." asked the Judge as the
trembling wheelman was brought 10 the bar by the
relentless cycle cop.
NO. sir" answered the victim, Il was not rid
ing faster than ten miles hour"
Your Honor" exclaimed the officer "he GO
ing twenty miles hour"
THAT is impossible" replied the prisoner II
merely keeping up with troney-car and
Your Honor knows that If II had been going faster
than nine miles hour these efficient policemen
would al have arrested the motorman. '-(Buf-
falO Express