St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1897-03-13
BOY "HousEMAlDs."

What W00ld Result from Their PFoDeacG
In EnSlIsh Households.
Outside certain palaces in India is 4
wall on which are seen imprinted in
red paint the hand-prints of the queens
as they rode to the Suttee. Something
not unlike this rite would be sure to
be practiced by ones boy housemaid,
but in black rather than in red. Imagine
turning down ones bed to find two or
three fine thumb-marls, or maybe a
whole hand. silhouetted in coaldust on
ones sheets. And then think of the
orgy which would take place when the
boy "turned out" the drawing-room.
That mystic process is not unlikely to
diminish ones collection of china even
when practiced by q woman. Think Of
the pandemonium produced by . boy
vases destroyed and sofas overtArosn
and. raging through the chaos of his
own creation, his broom borIe e aloft
like q battle TX. the boy houseIlaid.
The picture called up Of ''tte stair
rod and silver day" is not less harrow
ing. How n strong and willing boy
would ''stove" in the sides of the old
Caroline drinking cups, wrench the
ornamental rings on the punchbowl ard
make the great sugar castor stand all
awry. The stairrods might come out,
but would they ever 60 back? But there
is no use in pursuing the matter fur
ther. We leave the boy housemaid be-
fore he attempts to lay the cloth for
dinner; nor will We endcavor to can
sass the fate Of that household which
should attempt to have a whole staff
of boy servants. Yet suc:, houses there
must be If we IRE to adopt Mrs. Hayes
advice. One boy could ''lo for" n FAM
lily Of ten. unless. indeed, by inducing
suicide. The big families must have
Q couple Of boy housemaids and a boy
parlormaid. and even q boy 'up-and-
down girl"
But think for q moment what would
come of q servants hall Of boys. Cam
ming, speaking Of the meetings of the
directory, describes 1.-THE frequent ink
stand hurtling through the cir." In
such . servants hall n that of which
we speak It would be the chairs and
knives and forks that would hurtle.
Each course would be = free fight and
legs of mutton would have to be barred
because Of the casiness with which .
free-spirited boy could use them n .
club. No, We shall not help ourselves
by taking to hoy housemaids.
There is great deal of nonsense in
all this talk of the badness Of servants.
OF course there are bad servants, Just
a. there are bad mistresses. and always
will be, but in spite Of that the normal
housemaid and parlor maid are very
efficient. They have the passions Of
their kind; but II they are mot wor-
ried by impertinent suggestions n to
their religious views, their matrimonial
intentions and the sorm of headgear,
coiffure and costume affected by them
out Of Office hours they are Yery efficient.
We doubt, indeed, il the world can any,
where produce anything more efficient
in the way Of service than that rem
dered by the capable British maid
servant. She has her feelings and her
rights. but she is neither thief nor
q sloven, and knows how to respect
herself and her mistress. After this are
we to decline on . boy Of 16 with dirt
begrimed hands, . smutty face and .
love of mischief for its own sake found
otherwise only in the ape or the jack
daw?'-London Spectator.