Democratic Northwest and Henry County news. [volume] (Napoleon, O. [Ohio]) 1894-1905, 1897-02-25
A SHINPLASTER.

I am a 90 cent greenback, and for all
! know may be one of the unredeemed,
but I have had such varied experiences
and was able to do so much good the
day Richmond was evacuated feel I
must tell about it, for l was as much a
subject of dispute in my day as gold and
silver and bonds are now. was sent
forth fresh and crisp from Washington
to paymaster in the Army of the Po-
tomac on the Virginia peninsula, and
he delivered me, along with lot Of
larger notes, to captain of the Fifth
Pennsylvania cavalry.
The captain placed the big notes in a
letter which he wrote to his wife-a
sweet, loving letter-in which he told
her he was going the next day on q
raid up the peninsula, and that if all
went well he might sleep in Richmond;
that she must keep up brave heart and
that he would be home soon. When he
sealed this letter, saw the muscles Of
his mouth twitch and his brave blue
eyes moisten, and snuggled up within,
for knew the bravest were the tender
est, and he was wishing that he could
go with that letter.
Bit there were no Drawer men in the
war than the Pennsylvanians, and I
knew that, live or die, he would be
game and do what was right.
The next morning we started off and
got along very well until about u
miles beyond Williamsburg, and just at
the fork of the roads we were attacked
by the advance guard of Shingler's
South Carolina cavalry. We had only 40
men in our party, and the rebels were
numerous The captain saw he had bet
ter retire, so he turned his horse, order
ed retreat, and the men threw their
guns over their shoulders and dashed
down the road, firing as they retreated.
We went into new position, behind
the college walls-the college had been
burned--and as the hot lead spattered
against the old English bricks I shud-
dered, and every time the statue of Lord
Botetourt was hit felt as if everything
sacred was being desecrated, and could
almost hear the British lion growl.
While was made for circulation l was
based on protection, and when charges
were made against me feared would
be ground into pulp before I was with
drawn.
Our enemies were REINFORCED, and
my captain, seeing discretion was the
better part of valor, again retired and
dashed down the main street. Before
he had gone two squares bayonet was
thrust through his thigh, and he was
made prisoner. In very short time
was exchanged for bag of tobacco and
became an ally and associate Of armed
rebellion. A shinplaster has no affec-
tions Or attachments, you know.
was put in what was called a pocket
by my rebel owner, but it seemed to me
like rag bag was so frightened |
thought would die and was sure /
would never smile again, but that night
I laughed myself sick at the ludicrous
and hairbreadth escape Of my new
friend
He was worn out with excitement Of
the day, and as he passed a house by the
college, just across from the presidents s
house, one of his friends asked him in,
pointed to feather bed on the floor,
and he sank down in it and slept as
only Confederate soldier could, for he
had not seen bed of any kind for SO
long. He was in high feather at his
good fortune He was too tired to
dream I was awake, studying my new
surroundings. Suddenly a friendly
hand shook him up and said, "You are
caught" He crept to the window, pull
ed the curtain aside, and there, sure
enough, were my friends Of the Fifth
Pennsylvania cavalry
If ever my Union soul longed for a
voice, it was then. He could have put
his hand On them. He double quicked
into his clothes and buttoned me up
against his heart, which was going faster
than weaver's shuttle. 1t was a bril-
liant moonlight night in April. He had
put his horse in an open shed and pushed
a cart in front of it to keep him from
getting away He realized his danger
and the absolute necessity fer quiet.
just as he stealthily entered the shed
a calf ran between his legs and beloved
as only calf can and threw him over on
| the cart. well, +" thought l. II will now
| be back with the Fifth Pennsylvania
i cavalry. y He clutched at the horse.