The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1897-02-24
All Sorts Of Paragraphs.

1t doesn't take many piE.s Of
whiskey to make peck Of trouble.
DO not refrain from doing because
you can only 20 little. Remember
that God can make that little much.
= Earn money before you spend it.
Live within your income. Never run
into debt Unless you see sure way to 3
get out of It.
Wife--Robbie is bound to get
married. Husband-Yes, and he'll be
bound an infernal sight tighter after
he is married.
= An American robin vas recently
found near Manchester, England.
British naturalists are wondering how
it crossed the ocean.
Tailor Ito mother who is havinga
suit made for her boy)-Do you want
the shoulders padded /? Little Boy
No, mamma; tell him to pad tie.
pants.
= If you want assistance, go to
strangers. If you want advice, go to-
acquaintances. If you do not want
anything, your relatives may be glad
to. see you.
= "A French Canadian couple, now.
living in St. Paul, recently celebrated
the 80th anniversary of their marriage. &
The husband is 107 years Of age and :
his wife is 101. 5.
"A dental expert estimates that
rs per cent. Of all Americans use dem
lists, and that thcre is at present in !
the teeth of Americans "gold re-g
serve" Of at least $50, ,0G0, 900.
= A swarm Of bees took possession
Of big grocery store in Logansport,
Ind, and after driving out the clerks
and customers, ate twenty pounds Of
honey that was exposed for sale. S b
| = Charles T. Farrier, Of Polk
County, Minnesota, has artificial legs:
He rides bicycle, can jump fifteen
feet in three jumps, and can kick q
hat held eight feet above the floor.
- John Middleton, an English
giant, born in 1873, was 9 feet 3 inches
in height. His palm was 81 inches
broad, and from the carpus to the end
Of his middle finger was II inches.
= Yabsley: "The truest test Of a
man s friendship is his willingnessto
lend you money" Nudge: Oh,
most anybody will lend money. Tile
real test is when you strike him for
second loan." sisssS5
Statistician Yale of the Califos-
mia State Mining bureaus has just &
completed a compilation Of figures
showing that from 1848 to 1895 In
elusive California has produced ST..
265, ,217, ,218 in gold. 81
= An authority on deaf mutes says
that the ratio Of deaf mutes to hearing
is about l to each 1000 according to-
which there are about do, 900 such
persons in the United States and about
1000, 900 in the worlds entire popu-
lation.
= There are more ants to the square
mile in Florida than in any other
country in the world. There are ants
that will measure more than half an
inch in length, and then there are ants
SO small that they can scarcely be seen
| to move with the unaided eye. e
= Converse, Indiana, has the most
stringent curfew law. 1t forbids all y
persons under II years of fage from
being on the streets alone after rs
o'clock in the evening during the
months from September to April, and
| after 9 o'clock the rest Of the year.
= Jones had been quite i'll. One
| day the doctor called and found him;
in bath.tub. "Why, man, are you
! crazy :? You must be anxious to die.
"No, amt" protested poor Jones,
"but didn't you say that your last
medicine was to be taken IN water -
= The No-Two-Alike Club is the
name Of an organization of women in
Southington, Conn.,, who profess to :
abhor all the opposite sex and any
assistance they might render. just
| how the title of the club came to i.
be adopted, whether the members In
dividually have no two opinions alike
as to the men folk, or whether no two
men have similar attributes, is a.:
mystery.
"A man who escaped from the Jail
| at Anderson, Indiana, adopted a novel
method of breaking the scent Of the
tloodhounds which were put on his
tracks. One Of the dogs tracked his
man to farmhouse rorth Of the city. Z
Here stranger had stopped and beg
ged breakfast. He had stolen a pep
perbox and had peppered his tracks
after leaving the house. The dog
almost died and had to be called of.
= Our people are growing more and
more in the habit Of looking to the
Hill-Orr Drug Co. for the latest and
best of everything in the drug line.
They sell Chamberlain 8 Cough Rene
dy, famous for it's cures of bad colds,
Group and whooping cough. When in
need of such medicine give this rem
edy trial and you will be more than
pleased with the result.
- The average depth of all oceans
is stated by the authorities to be from
1000 to 5000 fathoms, this being the
depth of the North and South Atlantic
and of the Pacific between Japan and
California. There are, however, great
valleys, depressions in the bed Of the 4
sea, which are from two to four times
this depth, and some Of them are so
deep that the sounding lines part ere
the weight has reached the bottom.
These spots, however, are compare
lively rare, and it is believed that few
places in the ocean exceed 6 600 faith
oms. A fathom is six feet.
- The little daughter of Mr.. Fred
Webbcr, Holland, Mass, had very
bad cold and cough which he had not
been able to cure with anything. L
gave him 25 cent bottle of Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy, says W. P.s
Holden, merchant and postmaster at
West Brimfeld, and the next time /
saw him he said it worked like a charm.
This remedy is intended especially for
acute throat and lung diseases such as
colds, Group and whooping cough, and
| it is famous for it's cures. There is
| no danger in o;vino ~ +o ohi1dron FOR