davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Yale expositor., 1897-01-22
A Very Popular Calendar.

Few people in these busy days are willing
TO live without calendar to mark the pass
ing Of time This fact, no doubt, accounts
for the calendars of all kinds, colors, shapes
and sizes which food the mails at this
season. Among them all the one that best
SoN, the "Keeping INCREASINGLY AT IT.
Newspaper Advertising Agents of Philadel-
phia. We have just received our new copy
and are fixed for 1897 1t is not difficult TO
see why this calendar is so great favorite,
The figures on it are large enough to be read
across n room; its handsome appearance
makes it worthy of place in the best fur
nished Office or library. while it is business
like all the way through. The publishers
state that the demand for this calendar has
always exceeded the supply. This led them
years ago to place upon it nominal price
% cents, on receipt of which it is sent, post
paid and securely packed, to any address.
The Yale expositor., 1897-01-22
A BACK BLOW.
The Weapon Small, - but None More
Certain or Effective.

In these times when backs are lame.
when almost every other one we meet has
now and then, or all the time, a back that
aches or pains Ia weak back" "a bad
back" back that makes their life mis-
cry to bear - and still they go on day by
day in pain and suffering. Now tits the
easiest thing in the world to give this
PLAYED out back ga blow that will settle
It, and put in its place new one equal to
any. It's just like this: hit at the cause
most backaches come from kidney disor-
ders. Reach the kidneys, start their
clogged-up tibres in operation; when this
Is done you can say good bye to backache.
Here is case from Battle Creek: Mr.
Josiah Nj. Shoup lives at 81 Broad Street,
he was a member of the Battle Creek po-
lice force for many years. AS member
of the force he served the city well, but
the rough weather he was often subjected
TO laid the foundation of kidney disorder,
which has troubled him very much. Here
is what he says about it:
About three years ago, while on the
police force, | contracted from exposure a
kidney trouble, which has since given me
no end of trouble. The pain was right
through my kidneys and across the small
of my back; if sitting down and l wanted
TO stand up, l had TO arise very slowly and
gently to avoid increasing the pain; had
such tired-out feelings all the time, and 1
was steadily getting worse. About two
months ago, hearing of Doan's Kidney
Pills, got box. Their action and effect
was most complete, they removed the old
aching pains for good. can now get
around as quickly as anybody. Doan's
Kidney Pills are certainly as represented. I"
For sale by all dealers. Price so cents.
Mailed by Foster Milburn Co.. Buffalo,
n. Y, sole agents for the U. s. Remember
the name, Doan's, and take no other.
The Yale expositor., 1897-01-22
HOM's Thisi

We offer One Hundred Dollars reward for
any case of catarrh that cannot be cured by
Halls Catarrh Cure.
+. j. CHENEY g. CO., Toledo, o.
We, the undersigned, have known F. j.
Cheney for the last 10 years, and believe him
perfectly honorable in all business transac-
tons and financially able TO carry out any
obligations made by their firm.
West & Truax Wholesale Druggists, To-
ledo, o.
Walding, Kinnan Marvin, Wholesale
Druggists, Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally
acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system. Testimonials sent
free. Price 75c per bottle. Sold by all
druggists.
Halls Family Pills are the best
The Yale expositor., 1897-01-22

A statistician says $4,000 vehicles, in
GLIDING 5000 omnibuses, pass through
the Strand, London, in the day, and the
narrowness Of the street causes each
of the $4,000 occupants to waste, on
the average, three minutes. The total
waste of time equals $3.50 hours, the
money value of which, at the very mod
crate rate of one shilling an hour, is
$7S5 per day, or nearly s25O,000 per
annum.
The Yale expositor., 1897-01-22
Calendars and Coupons.

So many beautiful calendars and enter
tanning novelties have been issued by the
proprietors of Hoods Sarsaparilla, that we
are hardly surprised to receive this season
not only one Of the very prettiest designs
in calendars, but with it coupons which en-
title the recipient TO attractive novelties.
Every one who gets a Hoods Sarsaparilla
calendar for 1897 secures something that
will prove interesting and valuable as well
as beautiful specimen of the photographers
art The calendar is accompanied this
season by an amusing little book on "1he
Weather. Ask your druggist for Hood IS
Coupon Calendar, or send 6 cents in stamps
for one to Z. l. Hood a. Co., Lowell, Mass
The Yale expositor., 1897-01-22
WHAT A sTUPENDoUs LIEF

We hear a farmer say when he reads
that John BREEDER, Mishicott. Wis,
grew 173 bushels Of Salzer's Silver
King Barley per acre in 1896. Don't
you believe it? Just write him! You
see Salzer'o Eeeds are bred up to big
yields. And Oats $50 bushels, corn 26O,
Wheat 60 bushels. Potatoes 1900 BUSH
els, Grasses s tons per acre, etc., etc.
The Yale expositor., 1897-01-22

Does your head feel as though some
one was hammering it; as though a
million sparks were flying out of the
eyes? Have you horrible sickness of
the stomach? Burdock Blood Bitters
will cure you.
The Yale expositor., 1897-01-22

"I contracted a severe cold from ex-
posture. Coughed, allfwinter:'A, Could
get no relief. DIR. Woods Norway Pine
Syrup broke up the cold, and drove
away the cold. Never took anything
that did me so much good" L II.
Brooks, North Haverhill, N. III.
The Yale expositor., 1897-01-22

Hives are not dangerous to life, but
they are prolific breeder of mis-
cry and profanity. Doan's Ointment
gives instant relief, even in the worst
cases of this and other exasperating
diseases of the skin.
The Yale expositor., 1897-01-22
Coughing Leads to Consumption.

Kemp's Balsam will stop the cough
at once. Go to your druggist today
and get sample bottle free. Large
bottles, 25 cents and so cents. Go at
once; delays are dangerous.
The Yale expositor., 1897-01-22

81 was run over by a lumber wagon.
Did not expect to live. Was terribly
bloated. My friends bathed me with
DIR. Thomas Electric Oil, and 1 was
cured. We have great faith in
Thomas Electric OIL" Mrs. VIM. +.
Babcock, Norvell, Mich.
The Yale expositor., 1897-01-22

Moves the bowels each day. In order
to be healthy this is necessary. Acts
gently on the liver and kidneys Cures
sick headache. Price 25c and soc.
The Yale expositor., 1897-01-22

Branded peaches served with ice
cream form a combination for dessert
that frequently replaces the Christmas
mince pie and plum pudding.
The Yale expositor., 1897-01-22
No.To.BAc FOR FIFTY CENTS.

over 100000 cured. Why not let No-To-Ba,
regulate or remove your desire for tobacco
Saves money. makes health and manhood
Cure guaranteed, soc. and Sl.OO, all druggists
The Yale expositor., 1897-01-22
$1,000 FOR 10 CENTS.

just Send This Notice with 10 Cents
stamps to John A. Salzer Seed Co.,
La Crosse, Wis. and get IL farm seed
samples, worth $40, to get a start. w.n.
The Yale expositor., 1897-01-22

The Most Unique Calendar of the Season
Has just been issued by the Lake Shore
e Michigan Southern Railway Copy
can be secured by sending six cents in
stamps to cover postage, to A. j. Smith,
g. =. A., Cleveland, O.
The Yale expositor., 1897-01-22

British revenue from beer last year was
$50. $4,000, an increase of S3,085, 900, over the
previous year.
take a hard place
The Yale expositor., 1897-01-22

Everybody in this world wants watching
but none more than ourselves.
The Yale expositor., 1897-01-22

FITS stopped free and permanently cured No fits
after FIRST days use of DIR. IkIine's Great Nerve
RcstOrer, Free 80 trial bottle and treatise.
send 20 DIR. KLINE. g3l Arch St, Philadelphia Pa.
The Yale expositor., 1897-01-22

BILLY, do yoI see that knot In that
boy constructors tail?"
Eyes; guess he put that there his
self so that he wouldn't forget to eat
that ere rabbit. Didn't yer never put
a knot in yer hankercher to remember
suthin' ?"-Truth.
The Yale expositor., 1897-01-22

I never used so quick a cure as Pisos Cure
for Consumption.-J. Is. Palmer, Box I'LL
Seattle Wash. Nov. %, 1895.
The Yale expositor., 1897-01-22

Theman dies well who dies in the con-
sciousness that he has done his best.
The Yale expositor., 1897-01-22

Hegeman's Camphor Ice with GIycerine.
The original and only genuine. Cures Chapel Hands
and ace Cold Sores &c. c. q. Clark Co N Haven. CT
The Yale expositor., 1897-01-22

The man will be we'll occupied whose frs
aim in life is to do Gods will.
The Yale expositor., 1897-01-22

Many man puts his family in the dark tc
help the saloon pay its gas bill
The Yale expositor., 1897-01-22

The 14-year-old son of Henry Adams,
near Gum lake, broke through the ice
while skating and was drowned.
The Yale expositor., 1897-01-22

weak constitution can be strengthened
but weak set of brains can't.
The Yale expositor., 1897-01-22

The more you praise man who don't de-
serve it the more you abuse him.
The Yale expositor., 1897-01-22

The man who thinks his sin will never find
him out, has deceived himself.
The Yale expositor., 1897-01-22

Some sage has observed that ladies that
do fancy work generally don't fancy work.
The Yale expositor., 1897-01-22
The Reason why.

CAsCARETs stimulate liver, kidneys and
bowels. Never sicken, weaken or grippe, 10c.
The Yale expositor., 1897-01-22

M-s. NVinslovy's Soothing Syrup
Forchildren teeihng softens theg ums reduces niam
n.Stion, allays pain wind collie. Is bottle
The Yale expositor., 1897-01-22

Grand Rapids has bicycle factories
which are preparing for total output
of 30 900 wheels this season.
The Yale expositor., 1897-01-22

The strongest of all men is the one who
takes God to be his strength.
The Yale expositor., 1897-01-22

WHEN bilious or costive, eat a Cascaret
candy cathartic, cure guaranteed, l0c, 25c.
The Yale expositor., 1897-01-22
Lanes Family Medicine

Something is sure to be accomplished by
the man who sticks to one thing.
The Yale expositor., 1897-01-22

If we try to please everybody, we shall
soon have the respect of nobody.
The Yale expositor., 1897-01-22

No matter how large a woman is when
man likes her he says she is dear little
thing.
The Yale expositor., 1897-01-22

Kent county is agitating a county in
sane asylum on the score of economy.
The Yale expositor., 1897-01-22

just try a 1Oc box Of Cascare Is, candy cathar
tic the finest liver and bowel regulator made
The Yale expositor., 1897-01-22

Hollow shafting is gaining in favor.
The Yale expositor., 1897-01-22
HOW To FIND OUT.

Fill a bottle or common water glass
with urine and let it stand twenty-four
hours; a sediment or settling indicates
a diseased condition of the kidneys.
When urine stains linen 1T is positive
evidence of kidney trouble. Too fire.
back, is also convincing proof that the
kidneys and bladder are out of order.
WHAT TO DO.
There is comfort in the knowledge so
often expressed, that DIR. Kilmer's
Swamp-Root, the great kidney remedy,
fulfills every wish in relieving pain in
the back, kidneys, liver, bladder and
every part of the urinary passages. 1t
corrects inability to hold urine and
scalding pain in passing iC, or bad eff
fccts following use of liquor, wine or
beer, and overcomes that unpleasant
necessity of being compelled to get up
many times during the night to urin-
ate. The mild and the extraordinary
1t stands the highest for its wonder
full cures of the most distressing cases.
Sold by druggists, price fifty cents and
one dollar. For a sample bottle and
pamphlet, both sent free by mail, men,
ton this paper and send your full post
office address to DIR. Kilmer & Co.,
Binghamton, n. Y. The proprietors
of this paper guarantee the genuine
ness of this offer
The Yale expositor., 1897-01-22

Where there is no money there Is no devil
The Yale expositor., 1897-01-22

pLTEuTc @years' experience. Send sketch for ad.
IHtCNIo u vice IL Deane. late prin. examiner US
PatOttcei Desne Weaver, McGill Bldg. w ash. DC.
The Yale expositor., 1897-01-22
FARMERS and HOMESEEKERS

WANTED at CHINO. (Southern) California.
The great SUGAR BEET industry. Most
profitable farming lands in the world. CROP
WILL PAY FOR LAND IN A FEW YEARS.
Market guaranteed. Sold on easy terms.
EAST0N, ELDRlDGE & CO., Los Angeles, Cal.
The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1897-10-02
49,
Accounts ON q Stick.

Two centuries ago it wasn't as easy a
matter to keep accounts as it ia now.
Not only were many people ignorant Of
writing and arithmetic. but paper and
account books were scarce and rare. For
this reason merchants, doctors, lawyers
and even the government Of Great Brit
ain kept their o by making
notches on willow sticks, very much az
q boy would tally runs In o game Of
ball
Small notches represented pence,
larger ones shillings and still larger
ones pounds sterling. When the account
was all notched out, the stick was spill,
down its length 80 that the notchei
would show on both pieces. One hall
was given to the buyer and one half was
retained by the seller. When the &C
count was paid, these tally sticks were
Joined together and laid away. One car
imagine how much work and troubl,
such a system would make in these day
of great business enterprises. -Chicagt
Record.
The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1897-10-02

Brahms was a hearty eater and par
ticularly fond of Italian cookery. One
day he and DR.. Billroth, the eminent
Austrian surgeon. visited Herr Wich-
mann in Rome and were invited to a
breakfast ALA romano. The hosts cook,
Mora, did her prettiest. and the wine
supplemented her efforts. That's the
wine that Horace drank" said DIR. Bill
roth enthusiastically. Brahms thoughts
were on the viands he had just enjoyed.
In jovial humor he raised the question
whether it was not his duty to take
back with him to Germany a wife who
could provide so admirable a meal as
Mora. Finally Wichmann. with mock
seriousness. presented himself TO Mora
as a sutton for her hand in behalf of a
great German artist Moreover. he Is
a musician, he explained, land you
surely are fond Of music, for you sing
about the house all day. What say your
Mora's answer was classic. She looked
at Wichmann. then at Brahms from top
to toe. and. with an energetic gesture,
replied, ''Sono romano, nata al Ponte
Rotto, dove sta il TEMPO di Vesta, non
sposero mai un barbara" ('I am a
Roman, born near the Ponte Rotto,
where the temple of Vesta stands.
never will marry a barbarian. ")-San
Francisco Argonaut.
The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1897-10-02

One little corn that has just come is
all a girl will ever own up to.
No man v gets the reputation OF
being a fool till after he gets married.
A man has lots Of faith in a woman
till she begins to tell him what color
Of necktie he ought to wear.
A woman is never afraid of a man,
but she often gets a curious delight out
Of being afraid she might be afraid OF
one.
A girl always reserves her opinion OF
a mans looks till she knows whether
he has a wife.
No man has any idea Of the pcssibili-
ties in a woman till he has watched hei
eat pickles.
When o woman tells a man she cares
for him, che always tries to make him
think he made her do II.
When a girl thinks she has a mar
lust where she wants him, she tries tt
get o catch in her Voice. New YorI
Press.
The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1897-10-02
Wadsworth Dispatch,
PUBLISHED sEMi-wEEKLy
$500 Per Annum.
Du Negroes sneezo?

II was Professor Schroeder of Louis
vile, volunteered u surgeon to n re-
porter, who first ventured the opinion
that the negro never sneezes. The state
ment was made i'll reply 10 a question by
Professor Gross, the famous Philadel-
phia surgeon. A smile passed around
the listeners, and Professor Schroeder,
observing that there was some doubt
about his statement, reiterated 1t with
some force.
"He then explained that while there
were no structural arrangements about
the breathing apparatus of the colored
race that has been discovered which pre-
vented it from sneezing it was a fact
that the colored man did not sneeze,
though he could be made to sneeze by the
use OF snuls, pepper and other irritants.
He had, he said, never made any expert
ments in that connection. He also said
his observation had been confined to
colored people in the southern states.
Atmospheric or other conditions might
exist elsewhere which might cause him
to sneeze, but none existed naturally IN
the south.
1.-THE debate on the subject occupied
nearly an hour at a meeting OF the In
ternational Surgical association, which
held a convention in the old Lincoln
hall some years ago. Since then have
often spoken of it and asked my friends
to notice, and, though | have directed
the attention of hundreds to the subject,
l have yet to hear the first one to say
that he ever heard a negro man or wom-
an sneeze. By negro l mean a black
man or woman. | believe that mulat-
toes sneeze occasionally, and the nearer
they are to white the more frequently
they sneeze, but even they are less SEN
sitive to influences which produce sDeez-
ing than the people Of the white a c
1t has been observed also that Indians
sneeze very seldom, while Chinese
sneeze ten times as much even as the
white race. Washington Star.
The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1897-10-02

The following list shows that a great
deal of money is MADE from popular
music in England:
Sir Arthur Sullivan is said to have
realized e10, 600 by his celebrated song
"The Lost Chord" Balfe appears to
have received high prices for the copy
rights Of some OF his songs. For II
Dreamt l Dwelt In Marble Halls" he
got e8, 900. the same for when Other
Lips" and e5. 900 for 1.-The Heart
Bowed Down. When recently pu: up
for auction. 81, 212 los. was obtained
for the copyright of Michael Watsnn's
son Anchored. "-Harper's Round
Table.
The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1897-10-02

"That's what comes OF having such
poor lightsi" exclaimed the guest as he
rushed excitedly into the Office.
"Why, what's wrong?" asked the
Jersey coast landlord.
II met a beilboy IN the hall just
now and, ~supposing that he was a mos
quito, nearly killed him before l discov-
cred my mistake. ''-Cleveland Leader.
The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1897-10-02
Capital. Though Labored.

Teacher-Do you understand the
meaning of the terms capital and labori
Boy-Yes, sir; l know what it is. II
a boy coasts down q hill, that's capital.
II another hoy rides the bicycle up.
that's labor. Fun.
The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1897-10-02

sit was all due to the whisky" said
the prisoner.
But" said the captious visitor. ~
notice that you. instead Of the whisky,
are In here"
"And that amt the worst Of it nei'
Their. They left the booze outside. In
dianapolis Journal.
The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1897-10-02

docs your brother belong to the
standing army?"
"Oh, no! He is a member of the BIZ
cycle corrs. New York Journal.
Omaha daily bee., 1897-08-19

road between the Vizierate (ofices Of the
grand vzeD and the state council house.
One man was killed and several others were
severely injured. The explosion shat:ste
windows in the vicinity and did other ilight
damage.
The police have made number OF arrests
Reports OF the outrages spread quickly
through the city and caused the greatest eN-
citement. The police and the guards at the
sultan" palace are taking extraordinary pre-
cautions tonight, which have given color to
a rumor that the bomb throwing is part OF
widespread plot. The most abject terror
prevails in the precincts OF the palace. In
many parts of the city, particularly in the
vicinity OF police headquarters and the state
council house, all the shops we're closed and
1t was necessary to call out the entire police
force and the military before anything like
calm was restored.
The Armenian who was arrested at the
Imperial Ottoman bank wac trying, 1t is re-
ported, to place the bundle OF explosives near
one Of the main entrances. The crowd which
saw him delivered by the bank officials to
the police would have made short work Of
him II II had not been prevented.
The police are very reticent as to the rea-
son for summoning the palace guards and
closing all the doors and gateways. but 1t
is rumored that a similar outrage was at
tempted within the palace limits and that
the approaches were barred to prevent the
exit of the would-be perpetrator.
Omaha daily bee., 1897-08-19
WAR CLOUD GROWS
Native Outbreak in India Develops Int
Serious Afflir,
WHOLE FRONTIER SEEMS TO Be AFlAMt
Tribesmen March from Every Direction and
Grow Threatening,
OCCUPY ALL The MOUNTAIN PASSES
Thirty-fcurth Regiment of sikhs is
Ordered to Concentrate.
RALLY At FORT LoCKHART FOR DEFENSE
ALLY AT FORT LoCKHART FOR DEFENSE
All the Women, with One Exception,
Leave Army aud Flee to Places
of snfcty-DctniIs OF
the Uprising.

SlMLA, Aug. ls.+ p. MT Is an
nounced here this afternoon that the whole
frontier seems to be aname. The Afridis
are marching through the Khyber pass upon
Jamrud, while the Orakzais are advancing
by kurram and are threatening Samana.
The Thirty-fourth regiment OF sikhs, which
is divided into detachmeats along the from
tier, has been ordered to concentrate at Fort
Lockhart. All the women except Mrs Dos
voeux the wife Of Major Dosyoeux OF the
Thirty fourth Sikhs. have left tasmania and
reached Hangu in safety. The Gurrah and
samil-Mazasai have combined and threatened
Parachonas, in the Kurram valley. which Is
garrisoued BY detachments OF Goorkhas and
Sikhs.
News has been received here confirming
the report that the Afrids of the Bazaar
valley and the Orakzas have risen. The
latter are reported to be descending in
force on the Kurramthull read. on which
is situated the Sadr post. This post is held
by native officer and thirty Sikhs. A de-
tachment OF cavalry has left Kurram with
instructions to ascertain the movements of
the Oraklzais
The reinforcements sent to Kohat have
reached that place. II the Afridis rise gen.
orally the British forces will be compelled
to temporarily abandon Lundi and Kotal.
The force OF British and Indian troops under
the command of General Blood is now in
camp at Kotal.
The British cavalry yesterday pursued
the enemy as far as Barikot. fifteen niles
beyond Chakdara.
1t is believed that 10, 900 Atridis are threat
eoing Jamrud, but the place is considered
proof against any force without artillery. Be
fore venturing to attack Jamrud the Afridis.
it is expected, will try their length on the
smaller forts in Khyber pass.
Additional reinforcements OF infantry, cav
airy and artillery have been ordered to pro-
ceed from Smla to Peshawar tomorrow while
troops are being moved forward to replace
thoae sent to the front.