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The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1897-12-06
ARRIVALS.


Stmr. w. G. Hall, Haglund, from
Kauai ports.
Stmr. Claudine, Cameron, from
Maui ports.
Haw. S. S. Aztec. Cattarinich, Is
days from Mororan, Japan.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-08-03

and wide experiences specialist, who
has devoted life time to the understand.
ing and cure of these special diseases The
"Favorite Prescription" is designed for
this one purpose, and no other medicine
has ever accomplished it so perfectly. No
mere nurses prescription or advice will
be relied upon by sensible woman afflicted
with these delicate complaints.
Every woman would understand her
physical organization better and be better
able to keep in health and condition by
reading Dr. Pierce's thousand-page illus
trated book, The Common Sense Medical
Adviser" Several chapters are devoted to
woman's special physiology with valuable
suggestions for home treatment without the
aid of a physician A paper-bound copy will
be sent free on receipt of 81 one-cent stamps
to pay the cost of mailing only. Address,
Worlds Dispensary Medical Association,
Buffalo, N. Y If a handsome, cloth bound,
beautifully stamped copy is preferred, send
10 stamps extra (3I in alD, to cover the ad.
ditional expense.
Constipation if neglected will lead the
most robust to the DOCTORS office. The
blood gets loaded down with impurities
which it deposits in every organ and Tissue
in the body. Serious illness is the inevi.
table result. DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets
cure constipation. They are prompt and
pleasant in their action. They never grippe.
They cure permanently and completely,
and are not mere temporary palliatives like
SO many so-called remedies. Druggists sell
them. If you accept something just as
good" you will regret it.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-08-03
Milestone on the Road OF II eaIth.

The recovery of digestion, and the re-
sumption of activity by the liver, bowels
and kidneys, are milestones which mark
our progress on the road to health. They
speedily become perceptible when Hos
tetter's Stomach Bitters ia used by the in
valid. Nothing so surely and expedi-
tiously consumes the distance to the de-
sired goal. AS no bodily function can
suffer interruption without impairing the
general health of the system, so the sys-
tenn can never acquire perfect vigor,
health's synonym, until that function be
actively resumed. Take, for instance, d.
gestion, suspension of which is' lnva-
riably rectified by the Bitters. If the
organs upon which it devolves grow
weak, biliousness, constipation, headache,
poverty of the blood, and hundred
other symptoms supervene, which indicate
Enthusiastically the baneful general infu-
ence of dyspepsia, The disappearance
of all these symptoms, through the use of
the Bittefs, show with what thoroughness
il removes their cause.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-08-03
sIMILIA slMILIBus cuRANTUR.

Now this here 'pome" is writ for fun
Ueastways, it's not for money!,
And when with reading it you've done
You'll vote it awful funny.
Besides, what's more, it's very clear,
As shall appear hereafter,
There's naught for giving health that's
near
As good as killing laughter.
But just read on, and when you've done
You'll find yourself much better.
My muse will make you die with fun
If will only let her.
Leastways, you'll have perfect fit
laugh here), as said the tailor,
If her exhaustless well of wit
Doesn't dry up and fail her.
My jokes can't fail to make you we'll,
For they are simply killing
laugh here) surprising philter's spell
For hearts distempers' shilling.
Don't see the point? Laugh all the same
The jokes on you! Now snicker.)
If you'll just follow up the game,
You'll die with mirth the quicker.
Some say this lifes but one huge joke,
If people only knew it.
Nov, here just double up and choke
And you will never rue it,
Now, don't take time to catch your breath,
But roar and scream with laughter,
And how I've tickled you to death
may explain hereafter.
Emile Pickhardt in Boston Globe.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-08-03
Through Pullman Service.

Denver, Oolo., June Is, 1897.
Beginning July l, the Burlington
Route" will inaugurate daily through
Pullman car service between Pueblo
Colorado Springs aud Chicago in con-
nection with the D. g. R. G. railroad az
follows:
Eastbound-LeaveP Pueblo, d. & R. g.,
No. 4, 5:35 p. m. Leave Colorado Springs,
D. & R. G., No. 4, 6:57 p. m. Leave Den
yer, Burlington route, No. 2, $3.50 p. m,
Arrive Chicago, Burlington route, No. 2,
$3.50 q. m.
Westbound- Leave Chicago, Burlington
route, No. 8, 1890 p. m. Arrive Denver,
Burlington route, No. 3, 7:15 a. m. Ar
rive Colorado Springs, D. & R. G., No. !,
lilo a. m. Arrive Pueblo, D. d R. g.,
No. /, 1925 noon.
First car leaves Pueblo, going east,
July 4, and Chicago, coming west, July l.
This virtually makes through train
service from all d. u R. G. points to Chi
cago, st. Louis, Kansas City, st. Joe and
Omaha; passengers taking D. & R. g. No.
4 can move into Pullman car at Pueblo
without leaving train. Through sleeping
car tickets on sale at Pueblo and Colo
RADIO Springs at same rates az are in effect
fro n Denver.
Reservations can be obtained from A..
Jackson, G. A., D. & R. G., Pueblo; j. M.
Ellison, G. A. D. & R. g., Colorado
Springs, or this Office.
GEO. W. Valley,
General Agent.
1889 Seventeenth St., Denver, Colo.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-08-03
Blunders of N0velists.

Will M. Clemens catalogues in The
Home Magazine some of the blunders
of foreign novelists, few of which we
reproduce:
'Thackeray, who was exceedingly
anxious to get everything right, waf
perpetually getting things wrong
Names are mixed, the hero is sometimes
called by the name Of one Of the Other
characters, and in at least one place al
important parsonage is called by name
from another novel. This was Philip
Firmin, whom he called Olive New
come. Nor was this his worst blunder,
for in another story he killed and bur
led old Lady Kew and later brought her
again on the scene for the purpose Of
rounding off a corner Of the story.
"Thackeray, in his 'Virginians,
makes Nine. Esmond Of Castlewood, in
Westmoreland county, a neighbor Of
Washington at Mount Vernon, on the
Potomac, 80 miles distant, and regu-
lar attendant at public worship at Will
liamsburg, half way between the York
and James rivers fully 125 miles from
Mount Vernon. In the same book occurs
the following: There was such negro
chorus about the house as might be
heard across the Potomac. The nearest
bank Of the Potomac was 81 miles
away.
Anthony Trollope was heartily
laughed at by his acquaintance for
causing Andy Scott to come whistling
up the street with cigar in his mouth.
But what is a slight error Of this sort in
comparison with Amelia B. Edwards
description, in Hand and Glove, Of
her hero passing backward and forward
like an overseer Oh Massachusetts COT
ton plantation.
George Eliot, whose knowledge OF
science is highly commended, in The
Mill Oh the Floss makes the odd blum
der of having the boat overtaken in
midstream by a mass Of drift floating at
a more rapid rate than the frail craft
physical impossibility."
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-08-03
WEST BOUND

Connections with main line and
branches as follows:
At Antonito for Durango, Silverton
and all points in the San Juan country.
At Alamoss for Jimtown, Creede, Del
Norte, Monte Vista and all points In the
San Luis valley.
At Salida with main line for all points
east and west, including Leadville.
AT Florence with r. 4 O. q. b. B. for
the gold camps Of Cripple Greek and
Victor.
At Pueblo, Colorado Springs and Dem
YER wish all Missouri river lines. for all
points east.
Through passengers from Santa Fe will
have reserved berths In sleeper from
Alamosa II desired.
For further Information address the
Andsrsigned.
T. !. HELM, General Agent,
SAINTS Fs, Nm
AZ. Hoossa, q. r. 4.
Denver, 0olo.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-08-03
CURING A KLEPTOMANlAC
Very Stringent Measures That Brought
Quick and Satisfactory Results.

"Speakin of this here new kleptomaniar
Epidemic" said Let'r Go Gallagher, the
nitroglycerin manufacturer, reminds me
of kleptcmaniar Teller l knew in the
oil country who worked the fad with a
span of horses and lumber wagon. His
name was Pinchcr"
what WAS it he couldn't help klepto-
maniacing with his little lumber wagonf"
asked the oil producer.
"Nitroglycerin, Wholesale" said Gal
lagher.
Nitroglycerin?" cried the astonished
producer. 'That's about the last thing l
would wish to steal. :"
sit didn't bother Pincher any. He was
great Teller fer maxim midnight calls.
They was strictly informal, and when he
left he usually lugged off few hundred
pounds of nitro that wasn't his'n. He
used it to shoot oil wells, and as klepto-
maniar was blamed sight cheaper n a
factory, he was maxim money with both
hands. One night he called while was
away and got 300 quarts. Then l laid fer
him two months and filled him with bird
shot, but even that didn't seem to cure
him of his kleptomaniar. He called ag in
and got 200 quarts. That made me tired,
and put extry strong bolts and locks on
the magazine and had the doors fixed so
that hard poundin on the bolts would
scratch some matches on top of an open
can of nitro inside. But Pincher was a
pretty slick Teller, and one night lost the
hull amount of stock as usual"
"Got away with it, did hef"
eyes, dern him, he got away with it,"
Couldn't you trace him?"
"Nope. Couldn't hardly find a trace. "
"Did you find out what way he went
with the stuff"
"Waal, yes" drawled Let'r Go. "Judg-
in from what l could learn from careful
examination of the neighborhood, he must
"a gone straight up in the air abouta mil
lion feet, lumber wagon and all. 1t was
the derndest cure fer kleptomaniar ye
ever see. We buried him in cigar box. )"
New York Sunday Journal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-08-03

thing serious was about to happen.
Louise returned shortly afterward.
ashamed and humbled, and gave to M.
de Beauchamp little tooth as white as
milk, which he carried to his lips and
covered with kisses. Seeing this tribute
of affection, Louise ran away.
Jacques had the tooth set in me-
dalton and carried it religiously around
his neck as souvenir.
From that day the little countess be-
came very sad Only upon rare occa-
sions was her face lighted up by smile.
She kept aloof from society as much as
possible, but when she was forced by
her social duties to appear among her
friends they saw her keeping apart from
the others or sitting in corner with a
serious air, her mouth closed like a
prison door.
Jacques did not easily recognize her.
In fact, she was greatly changed.
Poor countessI' said some evil
minded ones. "She is getting old. How
changed she is! She seems to be mourn
ing the dead"
And Jacques felt his love diminish
little by little. He began to understand
that what he loved in her was especially
her smile, her playfulness, her gayety,
and he also became sad. The more he
tried to regain his love, which seemed
to be leaving him, the more he realized
that he himself had killed his passion.
One day he went in despair to Mime.
de Viry.
Louise, he said, throwing himself
at her feet, ''do you love me still?"
II have sworn to love you always,
and the stiller you are the BETTER" she
answered.
"Will you prove to me the sincerity
Of your wordst'
II ask nothing else.
"Well, then, II you love me have the
dentist put in a new tooth. !"
"What folly is this9" said Louise,
weeping. ~ was right when I said
that you would not love me any more.
That is just like you men. And you re.
proaoh as for being capricious.
Louise, I beg you to forgive me.
curse my jealousy-my foolishnessl'
$50 you really are regretting the
weakness with which I aoceded to your
caprioe?"
II am desolate and full Of remorse. u
''You recognise the cruelty of your
unreasonable request?"
81 will reproaoh myself for it all my
life"
"Would you be happy if had dis
obeyed you?''
II would give anything for that"
The little countess gave burst OF
laughter, which showed all her teeth
complete.
"What does this mean?" asked M. dc
Beauchamp, holding in his fingers the
medallion in which was incased as q
souvenir the little pearl of the sacrifice.
The countess opened the mouth Of
Nito, saying:
Here is the victim"
"Ah," cried M. de Beauchamp.
"You never loved me. - Waverley
Magazine
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-08-03
Talks with Travellers.

Yes sirl The most enjoyable trip
ever took to New York was over
the Wabash. Only one change of
oars in 81. Louis; the finest passenger
station In the world. Fine restaur-
ant and cafe. Got an elegant supper
for so cents.
We arrived in st. Louis at 600 p.
M, and left on the Wabash New York
Limited at 700 p. M, in the elegant
through sleeper, reaching Detroit at
9:l6 the following morning. Niagara
Falls at 4:87 that afternoon, and ar
rived at New York, Grand Central
Depot at 7:80 q. M, just the right
time to get breakfast and attend to
business.
Oh! the Wabash IL the route for
New York.
By the way just write to O. NJ
Ham pson, Commercial Agent, Den
yer, for particulars. I may have for
gotten something.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-08-03
CHICAGO & CALIFORNIA LINE.

Train No. westbound, carries through
Pullman and tourist sleepers to Los An
geles and San Francisco.
No. 2 eastbound, carries same equip
ment to Kansas City and Chicago.
No. and 2 are limited trains and stop
only at principal stations.
No. % esstbound, is local train, stops
at all stations, carries through sleepers
FL Paso to Kansas City; chair cars Ell
Paso to Denver, via D. & R. g. R. R. and
Trinidad through without change.
No. Fl westbound is local train, car
ries through sleepers to Ell Paso, connect
ing with trains for Mexico.
For information, time tables and litera-
ture pertaining to the Santa Fe Route,
call on or address,
II. 8. LUTz, Agent, Santa Fe.
W. J. BLACK, g. p. A., Topeka.
oity Ticket Office, First National Bank
Building.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-08-03
Geography.

How did you get on in school today,
Robert?"
Tired Child (wearily)-Oh I was
wrong in my geography again! ! forgot
whether the Putumayo joined the Anna
zon east or west Of the confluence Of the
Maranon and Ucayale rivers.
Same Child (years later, husband and
father)-What do you want to know,
my son?
Son (struggling over primary geog.
raphy)-Where is the Amazon river.
father?
Father (after long reflection II think
it's somewhere in Africa-or Asia.
forget which. -Pearson's Weekly.
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q. A. r.
E!ll(klia
I|!!!|Is
BUFFALO, N. Y.

For the National encampment, Grand
Army of the Republic, to be held at Buff
falo, N. Y, the Santa Fe Route will sell
tickets to Buffalo and return at a rate of
$40 IS, dates of sale August 10 and 90,
good for return passage not earlier than
August "a, nor later than August 81, with
privilege of extension of tickets until
September 20, 1897. For particulars
call on any agent of the Santa Fe Route.
II. s. LUTz,
W. ]. BLACK, G. p. A., Santa Fe, N. NJ.
Topeka, Kas.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-08-03
Why He Waits.

Why He Waits.
~ went to the trial of that brain test
ing machine" he said.
"Yes?" she returned YEARLY.
II let them try it on me, " he continued,
feeling sure he would arouse her interest
in due time.
"Yes?" she responded with the same
evident WEAKNESS.
sit didn't work, he persisted.
"Of course not, she said, with some
emphasis.
1t took him some time to figure it all
out, but when he did he decided to post
pone his proposal for at least another
week. Chicago Post.
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1889 Seventeenth St., Denver, Colo.
The chance Of the Year to 70 East.


The following very low rates are in ef-
feet via the Burlington Route, best line
in Chicago, Peoria, st. Louis and all
points east:
To Nashville and return, daily. 80. $500
To Omaha, Council Bluffs, Nebraska
City, st. Joseph and Kansas City,
July Is to 20, %, rs, 20 and Au-
gust l, s, 8 and IL. .............. 1000
To Sioux City, on same dates. HOO
To st. Louis, on Same dates. 1855. 1880
To Chicago, Peoria and Blooming
ton, on same dates. ........... 1900
Also low rates in August to Buffalo and
return.
For further information call upon your
nearest ticket agent, or address
Gro. w. VALLERY,
General Agent.
1889 Seventeenth st., Denver, Colo.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-08-03
Reduced Rates,

The Santa Fe Route now offers the
following low rates to points on or
reached via their lines: City of Mexico,
$87.70 for the round trip, tickets good
for return passsRe, nine month; 10 San
Diego and Los Angeles. $3.50; to San
Francisco, e66.90 good for return passage
month; TO Phoenix, Arix, e4625, limit
month; Las Vegas Hot Springs, $500,
limited 80 days. Call on agents for parti-
culsrs.
WI. BLAox, @. p. A.
Topeka, Kas.
n. g LuTs, Aosxr,
Santa fe, n. n.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-08-03
To His Taste.

~ am trying new brand of shaving
soap, sir" remarked the barber. ''How
does it seem to go?"
cts rather better than the kind ou've
been using lately" said the customer.
'Seems to soften up the beard better,
doesn't it?"
eyes, and then it's change. was
getting tired of the taste Of sassafras. -
Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-08-03
How She Knew.

"Would you be kind enough to tack
down the corner of the rug where it curls
up?" his wife inquired.
"Oh, 1 suppose SO, but it's pretty
hard stoop for man of my size. hate
getting down on my knees. -
''It does seem too bad, when you are SO
fatigued too
How do you know am fatigued2'
81 watched you from the window in
fating your bicycle tires with little
hand pump. Washington Star.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-08-03
Consideration.

~ once owned some real estate" said
the man whose manner showed that he is
easily imposed upon. "It was email
house and large lot"
"Did you have good tenants?"
"Well-they were nice people in some
ways"
"Did they pay promptly?
"No, they never liked to be bothered
about money. Bnt they used to tell me to
come around and pick all the flowers l
wanted"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-08-03
John Howard Payne.

The life Of John Howard Payne ex-
tended over go years, from 1792 to 1869.
The only literary work by which he is
now remembered is "Home, Sweet
Home" which was originally song
i'll an opera entitled "Clari. the Maid
Of Milan" The dbretto was written in
q few weeks. 1t is said by some au-
thorities to have been written az .,arly
as 1918. but the opera was not producsd
until 1923.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-08-03
The CoIorado Midland Railroad

Reaches the grandest scenery in the
world, Ute Pass, Pixies Peak, Hagerman
Pass and He'll Gate; many beautiful sum-
mer resorts; the most famous mining
camps, Cripple Greek, Leadville, Victor
and Aspen. It is the short and direct
route to the fruit lands of the Grand val
ley, the Great Salt Lake and the "Golden
Gate" Through Pullman sleepers and
shair cars on all trains.
W. F. BAILEY,
Genl Pass. Agent, Denver, Colo.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-08-03
Had All the Symptoms.

The Butler-Hand hevery night at the
hour of midnight the ghost happears and
groans and wrings hits lands.
American Tourist-Ah Must have
died in the cucumber ACKNOWLEDGMENT
ENQUIRER
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-08-03
The Way Pointed Out.

Trembling Suitor-Sir, I cannot live
without your daughter
Crusty Father-Nonsense! There are
plenty Of free lunch joints left, if you want
to hunt them up.--Cleveland Leader.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-08-03
The Rest WAY.

The Rest Way.
"That man Won Miner is the most care
full individual of his health that ever saw,
said Van Wither.
"What does he dor" asked prilend.
"He's so afraid of appendicitis" replied
Van Wither, shat he takes all his grapes
in liquid form.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-08-03
Easily Answered.

Uncle John (after a lesson trying to ex-
plain the whereabouts of China) -Now,
Harry, if man were to bore hole down
through the earth, where would he come
out?
Harry-Out of the hole.-Tit-Bi
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-08-03
Baby Preferred.

He-How the baby cries It's terribly
distracting
She-I guess I'll have to sing it to sleep.
He (hurriedly)-No, no! Let it cry
New York Sunday Journal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-08-03
A Sense of Propriety.

The Albino-Does the living skeleton
board with you?
The Fat Lady-Not for his meals. He
says professionally it Is better for him to
be spoken of as only rumor.-New York
ppncc
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-08-03
Frugality.
Though slender your hoard,
Don't let yourself NOPE.
Can't you live like a lordf
Then dine like a Pope.
An Embarrassing Question.

An Embarrassing Question.
Schoolmaster Ito new boy)-What is
your father by trade?
Boy (perplexed) Must tell?
Schoolmaster-Yes you must.
Boy latter great deal of hesitation) J.
Please, sir, he's the bearded woman at tie
circus
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-08-03
His Peculiar Position.

She-Do you belong to a cycling club,
or are you unattached?
He--Neither. I'm married. Indian
apolis Journal
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More Truth Than Poetry.

The pigeon quailed.
What made the pigeon quail?
Was it the shotgun?
Nit. 1t was the menu card.--New York
Dracc
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-08-03
The One Exception

"You shouldn't believe a word Miss
Longbow says. She exaggerates every
thing 80 horribly"
Gwen her age?"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-08-03

Tennessee Centennial and Intcrna.
tiOnal Exposition, Nashville,
Tenn, may to OctO-
her 81.
For the above occasion the Santa Fe
route has placed on sale tickets to Nash
willie and return at rate of $67.16; these
tickets will be GU sale daily until October
Is, 1897, good to return until November,
Z, 1897. For particulars call on agents of
the Santa Fe route.
H. 8. LuTz, Agent,
W, J. BLACK, q. PA. Santa Fe, N. NJ.
Topeka, Kas.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-08-03
$40 to Omaha
SIS to Chicago

$12 so to st. Louis, 90 to Sioux City,
$1,000 to st. Joseph, Atchison, Leaven-
worth and Kansas City-from Pueblo, Colo
RADIO Springs and Denver-July Is to 20, and
each Thursday and Sunday thereafter until
August 18th.
Via the Burlington Route.
Correspondingly low rates from every
where else in Colorado to everywhere else
east
Tickets and full information at all d. & r.
G. and Col Mid. ticket offices.
c. w VALLERy, General Agent,
1899 18th Street, Denver, Col.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-08-03
Poor Taste Responsible.

"Why don't yez grace our dances wild
yer presence any moreP"
"Sure it's me mistress fault She Is
thot dowdy and old fashioned that not o
single dress av hers kin wear, at all, at
aDP'-New York World.