The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1897-07-02
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feel cheaper."-IndlanapolIs JournaI
He-~i love you better than nv lIfe~
she-"considering the life Won lead I
cannot say that | am surprised I'm
dIanapolIs Journal.
They say people who 1.-Two ,oro,,or
get to look alike" rs thar 90, waI
just In the interest of science. let's try
lt."-Chicago Record.
Freddy-"What is statesm.nsh,n
papaT Papa" statesmanshIn NV
son, is successful polltics."-New YORK
Commercial Advertiser.
Brown-"Why do they cali tho nj.
cycle the silent steed'?v Smith 81
don't know, exactly. The horse isn't
saying word, is he?"-Puck.
Hobson-'ls Robson a man Won can
trustF Dobson-'Yes; that is II Won
lend him anything; it's all you car do
New York Commercial Advertiser.
Frances-"Yes. he is pursuing litera-
ture- Gertrude-'lndeedl And is
very successfulr Frances-"No. Ills
still long way ahead of hlm."-Cleye-
land Leader.
Mos men," said Uncle Eben. talks
bout de commones kind O. troubles
like dey done 'scovered 'em an could
git 'em patented eff dey chose Wash.
ington Star.
while Miss Fltz was away. George
took her parrot" Anything happen?'
81 don't know; she keep the parrot
down cellar now. and the engagement
is off"-Life.
Leola-"Don't you think they are two
souls with but a single thoughtT'
Hazel-"Well, shouldn't wonder.
They are both making fools of them
selves. Truth.
what is hardy rosebushT' ut Is
one that doesn't mind your mother pull
ing it up by the roots every few days
to see If 1t has begun to grow YETI
Chicago Record.
Some men," said Uncle Eben, kin
train err dog ter do anything dey tells
i'm an at de same time de mos dis
obejintest chillun In de nelghborhood."
Washington Star.
Wickwire-"You made some 'oney
on the fight. didn't your Nudge
mo; don't think did won $25 and
spent $4s of It the same night."-In-
dianapolls Journal.
He (fervently)-"You eyes are like
the stars above" She (sleepilyl-
"There are no stars above just now.
Charles-the sun is about to rise
Brooklyn Daily Eagle.
Hostess-"Ah, NJ. lie Mlnlstre, sit
down on this Ottoman" Russian Up
limat-"Parbieu | would zrazer
stand. Ne ware thought eez eempossl-
bler'-New York Press.
He-"Do you think your father would
offer me personal violence If were to
ask him for your" She-"No, but |
think he will If you don't pretty soon"
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Wildly was thinking Of a late expert
ence nj the club, when his wife asked:
Did Mr.. Lusk callY mot him; l
blufred him with Sl0-er-wh.-t was
that. dear?"- Baltimore News.
She-"Did you have any trouble In
getting papa to listen to you?" He
Not a bit. began by telling him 4
knew of a plan whereby he could save
money. "-Cincinnatl Enquirer.
Getting acquainted; Are you the
new grip asked Mr.. Wheeler, coming
down to breakfast Yes. sir replied
the maid. "What make Of wheel dc
you rldeg"-Yonkers Statesman.
"Its n shame" cried the young Wife
moi n thing in the house tt to eat I'm
going right home to papa" III you
don't mind. dear" said the husband
reaching for his hat, TN go Win you
-Yonkers Statesman
Hodge-"Hello, ole man, whats goln
ON in Pumpklnvilleg" Podge-"N utn,
in WV. hits Jest got so blamed dul
house rent has stopped an the interest,"
on what a Teller owes hez plum gut :
Atlanta Constitution
There was a strange man here 10 SEE
you to-day, papa, said little htne'' wu'
met he, father in the hall as he cau'
home on wednesday night Diu u'
; hovoo bugn mo papa. He had JUS
a plain nose."-Newark Call
Walker-"They say that Napoleon
was so self-possessed that not even tn'
sound Of pistol fred close to his eal
conId make him START Wheeler-"H'
. wouIdn,t have stood much show 10
h,c~c,, race indianapolis Journal
~.rrom- state to state the spiri
! walks" quoted Mrs ricoun'er; now ~,
l wonder what Tennyson meant by
thatyv 81 suppose" said Mr.. Ticoun
ter reminiscently. that he referred {
Han,et.s fathers. ghost walking Y
, from Fargo."-puck- ,ffl
, so you want TO marry FreSs q
+ you7s said the father Yes papa re &c
pIied the daughter, with her arms aoou
his neck. "And 20 away and leave m'
an aIoney' -Why. no, papal know
Fred Will. be wiling to leave mamm'
], with yonr'-Yonkers Statesman
Tenderly. touchlngly, he wrapped IN
= damp warm cloth about the inJure.
member. But no relief came. ,Mar ga .
: he shouted. after long oops'es
pause .It's no use. These blamed no no
: rags won't do. Get me the 1am lll'..
Ana .onca oSsln he raped the rpe--
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