The silver lance., 1897-10-15
Atcsison Olobe Sights.

There u die going around about an
old-fashionet child that was not noisy.
The fool Nler should hang around . |
photographer studio more than he does. |
1t is rareman who commends: men |
like to tell hoy it should have boon done |
| Ifa busy an bothered man laughs at |
joke, it is asupremc test that it IL .
good one.
One thing b favor Of the 12-year old
boy: he il eaier to suppress than his
spoiled sister.
We sometimes think that people do
not die Of old age; they worry them
selves to death.
! There are such poor cooks at some
houses we should hate to carry a lunch
from them.
The morning after the carnival, float
back Of store, in an alley. looks like \
drunken man.
You are an exceptional person il you
don't give to new friends, and try to sell
to old friends.
II q woman sincerely loves a man it
never worries her conscience to steal
tobacco for him.
A little man always has one weapon
he can use against big man; he can
'sstalk" about him.
Every one agrees, in speaking OF some
one else, that it beats all how some peo-
pie spend money.
An old mans good time lasts longer
than young ones because it takes him
longer to get over it.
A man always takes . toothpick when
he goes into a restaurant, whether he
eats anything or not.
The proudest thing In the world is .
young married woman who has a horse
and buggy, and baby.
A boy doesn't begin to have a good
time until he has succeeded in getting
lost from his mother.
You can't do anything with soms men
unless you scare them: they have no re-
gard for patriotism or duty.
A woman never realizes how much Of
the boomerang there ID about husband
until she starts to discipline hm.
When q man marries q woman. he
can depend upon catching her sister to
live with HIM, within six months.
J Fishermen are not the only liars. A.
ter a man has been In a shipwreck. he
claims to have been in three or four.
No woman is q society belle IL she has
reached twenty without having hsr
health ruined by hte nights and candy.
A girl may cry occasionally whom
fsh gets away, but she doesn't know real
sorrow until che il so old she IL out Of
bait.
/ There is such thing 40 an aggravated
wrong: have an enemy 30 stupid that he
doesn't know it when you get even with
him.
A man with bicycle has the same
feeling toward professional bicycle
thief that mother has toward. kidnap-
Ders.
The longer we remain in business, the
grpater admiration we have for the peo-
pie who can say great deal in = few
words.
It's bad enough for a man when he has
a stiff bosom shirt on and wants to
scratch, but imagine q woman with
corset on.
The season is rapidly closing whom
the people try to get near to natures
heart by sitting out on the grass with
very little ON.
A man is as touchy about anything
that might hurt his business ~ q wom-
an is about an injury to her child. or her
social standing.
When you find man who is- very lib
eval minded about certain thing, you
will find it ia because he is not person
ally interested.
A woman feels that she knows what "
is. to have great disgracc to live down.
il she bakes cake for church sociAL
and it fails to rise.
The kind Of assistance that ia given in
trouble is not always satisfactory: it is
easier to prove friendship for a man by
laughing at his jokes.
This is the season when tho mornings
are cold enough to make people look
with distasts at cantaloupe, and long for
. ball Of fried Luetgert.
We have always had an idea that the