New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-07-19
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

"The Kansas City Star says tha' "I naa ana
,yas travelling alone not long "so - ctr,
o,.rina into a hotel parlor. pretty 'oue ,,o1
~ once rushed toward her and Drea'niessS .so
boz what time 1t Somewhat as'o''''", -.
~ Glanced at the big mantel clock ana rep'"t
", .h bour "Oh thank you said the s'r"'e''
hrt without any Signs of going away ~,
,or think II queer my asking tha' s" ,,,
, ,,oment later, but. TO tell the ""'''' o,,
want to know the time at all; just n'u " ,r,,
10 somebody You see. I'm on my "c"UIe ,
and for whole week haven't spoken " 49,
h,, NV husband why. I've hardly heaiu ."e
sourd Of any ones voice but his II was ram
question Of my speaking TO some one VI SUN"
wild"
r,,s continued whiting down of prices rem hnts
ma If the man who had a big trau H u" Thatter
spoons TN e nonmfacturer said he could not max Th
any reduction unless ne put more IN ,nI lead 1t was
not innR before he wanted another
he got the same answer from cn1 70 use more
t,e d e he must have the spoons at less pdIc
Still he was not happy. ana wan,edh lin hat It was
i0ncsiha. that he could not make any , ,Uwg IN
price The merchant wrote PACK ap anr and said
NOR t do it. as the last lot sent you were al
lead" hardware.
Some years ago w. H. Brown '"ei e"s''.
the PENNSYLVANIA Railroad was in'rohueeu I"
cIorcvman as the greatest bridge-buider III ',,v
asked the clergyman. yes II you can lu''' wv
abutments" was the prompt reply
,rn long ago,-Prithee Priscilla, thinkest thV ~
he truly goodly for married folks 10 KISS o' Gun
Puritan Maiden fear me not; Su w tnGI
THE friends Of Judge Roberts" says Inc bn's-
hamton Republican" ARE much WORRIED oNei ~.
,itle Of "A b. nunc pro tune, which was reee.'"'
conferred upon him by the facuity Vi na'"''O'
College Some of his friends are bit DUBIOUS d.
IN the exact meaning of nunc pro tune put '"cS
snor, to hope that he will pull through. NORTH
side lady who read about IT said her huso""u W.
sick with IT. for three weeks but he recovered ann
Is now as strong and healthy as ever
Herkmer County editors have deyeCped 1,d ,SR.
dency toward the ministry that n au, ~ the pro-
prietors of The Democrat enered me PdP DE-
ministry hree Years ago sSc Ministry at colgate
prietor OF The Mohawk Eagle Is now 'ns"s''
In pulpit work.-(tlerkimer Citizeh.
The Consregatlonalist" tells story Of the Old
and the new way OF giving out church notices.
An old-foshioned clergyman, supplying chur'h'
had been I'm the habit of making the announce
ments In his most punctilious manner "lu e'e,'
one was couched in language Ike this II II We
I'm accordance with the Will or divine PROVIDENCE
there will be meeting in this house this evening"
no
wu Ie n short address by the pastor. no uhtot"-
seen accident preventing" After this sort OF 'h'"k
for several weeks everybody drew long Dream
when his successor remarked, In pleasant CON
yarsatioool tone: Il haven't yet decided whether
mr. not it's advisable TO continue the evening hee'
inys during the coming month; tenryrate we II"
hold one tonight and let's all try 10 be there
plain Preferred-"Dolile dear" asked the infatu-
o,ad toung man would you rather gave YOU
main bracelet or enc with a pendant TO IL ,..,,
Il guess I'll take Il plain ~, we roro' do .
Tho last Teller had. by the way gniiie a u a.,
mond ring with A string TO H. -" '"''''''" ''
qulrer.
.r, the matter Of fine vhiskey" says THE
xnoxvi,lc crenn) Sentinel" there were said TO De
,ou hotter Judges than the late Senator Harris OF
Tnnessee lie liked his toddy. and he did not care
who knew It, His perfect nerve even IN the race
~ death is probably best shown by an ihciuc'''
- Nth occurred only a short time before ne Iosl
consciousness Hts pulse was growing Feeble ana
Ia hoard the doctor whisper TO the nurse 'ha'
.,i.Lav must be injected at once. 'lheh get /"
g., ,h,, hottie ON the lett-hand corner OF III"
mortel" murmured the dying man; MS twenty
years od!'
p.ving partnership.- Struggling Playwrsnt
,,Ioomily1|There IL chance Tor tal'h' al 'hcH0
g, o,n@cr"That's because you don't know DOW 70
~ yniir talents Go into partnership with me ana
Iii both make fortunes. All you neeu 10 10 ~ W
write a ten-act play. III get II prouu aS wa.u IL
Fashion Theatre at my own expense an" Wv" "
vide the pronts. -, .ho Fashion Theatre %
No: / run the saloon next door' WV" i