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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1897-07-01
Laughs over the TaiI-Enaers.

Some of our weekly exchanges do not ap-
pear to be well pleased with the st.
Paul G e's new wrinkle of picking up
choice paragraphs from their editorial col
umns and simplifying the humorous germs
otherwise fail to receive recognition and their
proper need of appreciatve praise. When
perchance, no fun exists in the quotation given
the G l o b man in some way makes it all
the more amusing, though the country archi-
tects of the subtrata which the witty
st. Paul editor builds his jokes very often
fail to exactly where the jocosity comes
in. If they feel little sore at the serio-comic
vein in which their most solemn utterances
sometimes handled let them find consola-
ton in the thought that their professional
a hearty laugh over the tail end of the
G e's editorial columns and not infre-
quently even over the leaders on the same
page in that staunch advocate of Jeffersonian
Democracy.-Isanti Press.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1897-07-01

Don't know what the Sentinel refers to, as
we do not waste our time reading the
G o be- and only exchange with it for the
purpose OF increasing our ''old paper pile
II makes no difference whether the squib
was complimentary oil. otherwise 1t never
touched us."-Rushford Star.
This is bitterness. Here we have been 60
ing over the Star each week. catching its
scintillations of wit and wisdom and fondly
imagining that Fitzpatrick was reciprocatine
and now he buntly tells us that we only
waste our wit and wisdom on his cid paper
pile. We are crushed
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1897-07-01

humor and make it .unmask itself; to
laugh with rather than at our coll
leagues, and, now and then, where the
need is great, to apply the bastinado;
for, we are sorry to say. there is now
and then a fellow among the many
good fellows who. needs and deserves
it. 1t may Sbe that the disposition to
see what there isrthat Is mirth-provok-
ing in thissai wear:isome old world has
sometimes been induly INDUCED, but
the motive pack pf it had nothing of
malice or aeiditydin it. Where life is
so strenuous as ii is in these hurry
ing days, and where the problems it
presents each one of us are so serious,
there is liability to go too far in the
rebound from eE[strain and some of
its bitterness may get mixed in the
jollity. If any OF, the 'boys" feels that
he has beeno thus9 treated, the GOSH
editor tenders apology for the unin-
tended hurt. The years he spent among
them as one Of them give him knowl-
edge of the conditions under which they
perform their various tasks and
their services to their commune
ties, and make him appreciate, as no
one can who has not been "a country
editor the good work that, as a whole,
they are doing both for their localities
and the state. Whatever power there
is in the press, by far the greater share
is in the possession of 'the country
editor
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1897-07-01

Queer. isn't it? The Herald was all right
with the Republican bosses while it was
cr;Sicising and happening Grover Cleveland
and his administration for demonetizing sill
yer, upholding monopoly. issuing bonds and
bringing bankruptcy upon the people; but it
is all wrong with these bosses when it de-
nounces Mckinleyism for continuing the
same outrageous policies.-Waseca Herald.
1t makes difference whether the monk is
sick or well, you ought to know. But, can
didly' 1t only serves you right for telling
such Whoppers. Cleveland's administration
did not demonetize silver nor uphold monop-
oily nor bring bankruptcy upon the people.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1897-07-01
JOSHING THE JOsHER.
How the Boys Take the New Feat
uFe.
Leave Out the Vinegar.

The st. Paul G OBJ runs a bright little
ed1torlals-a sort of grape and canister dis
charge after the rifed cannons are through
roarlng-which consists of clippings from the
country papers of the state with pithy COM
ments upon them, says Wheelock's Weekly
Charley Mitchell intimates that the G b e
copied the idea from the Alexandria Post
News, but as the method of making news
paper hits has been in vogue since old John
Campbell ran the News Letter in Boston, the
charge of plagiarism will hardly hold After
all, 1t is not the method that counts, so much
as the hits themselves; which brings us
neatly around to the point we were going to
make The G 10 ELS hits are bright enough
but they are too hard occasionally Here
are some 400 editors in the state-decidedly
more at the time of the claw money dis
tribution, when their number swels like a.
Sunday school just before Christmas-nearly
all Of them trying to say something readable
wise or witty on their editorial page once
week Their efforts are sometimes crude, but
they are usually honest and well meant They
do not write, like the G | OBJ e man. with
amp!e leisure, secluded serene, but in the
midst of press and news room perplexities of
collecting locals and soliciting advertise
ments. The wonder is that they say as many
good and true things as they do. Be more
considerable, Mr.. o b e; don't be so caustic
Look more kindly on an occasional slip of
pen or type. When. some unfortunate wight
prints altitude when he means latitude, -
be forgiving; remember your altitude
with a proof-reader in the next room to save
you from yourself but give the countryman
more latitude. You know how it is your
self, Smalley; you have been there. Why so
acrid in your Observation-Disclosures Gazette.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1897-07-01

Prayer ought to be a solemn thing but it
chaplain OF the United States senate, thanked
God for the glorious of prosperity which
was sweeping over the country" Senator
Jones smiled and Senator Vest laughed loud
The Democrats were all amused, and there
was not sober face among the Republicans.
-Streeter Journal.
Well. if a chaplain will get off such a
stunning joke in prayer, how can you ex-
pect even the Republican senators to keep
sober face? Even the recording angel must
have smiled amid his tears.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1897-07-01

A currency commission which shall frame a
plan for general REVISION of the currency
system OF the United States seems likely to
pc the next step of the new Administrations
Wadena Journal
bitter experience is making our Repub-
lican editors very cautious in stating what
their new administration" will or will not
do, and what will be its effect, but currency
commission will not be the next step. Sec
rotary Gage will present scheme of currency
reform in his December report to congress-
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1897-07-01
1t Is Always Good-Natured.

Although not popular with some of the
boys who don't like to furnish food for
mirth. albeit thea mirth is generally good
natured, the G b e rs exchange josh col
umn is one of the best features of a good
newspaper. But the josher has treated East
man, of the st. Cloud journal in a cruel
manner. He has tangled him all up with
a cloven hoof. which he has got into East
mans or somebody elses mouth, and re-
mains there-Cloquet Pine Knot.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1897-07-01
Judge Cooley III.

DETROIT, Mich. June SO.-A dispatch from
Ann Arbor, Mich, to the News, says that
Judge Thomas NJ. Cooley, the noted authority
on constitutional law, who served many years
as justice of the supreme court, and who
was later the head of the interstate commerce
commission has become a hopeless invalid.
1t is stated that his health. already impaired
by age and overwork, was further broken
down by excessive work on the Interstate
commerce commission. His memory Is al
most gone and his loss of power has been
followed by deep melancholy,
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1897-07-01
Apes Nobody Nor Nothun.

The st. Paul Gil b seems to be aping
the New York Sun in its style of editorial
comments on cliPpingsa from the country
speaking, is a pretty good old thing to pat
tern after. If theTG o b e wouldn't murder
the style so miserabfyi-S Courier.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1897-07-01
Never "Funny in It's Community

The G | o be (formeriy' Democratc) Is en-
livening its editorial columns with choice bits
of thought clipped from It's country ex-
changes. 1t would very much improve its
character as a newspaper by this, except for
it's habit of strain.ng itself to be funny in
it's community on some of them, which is so
apparent and so strained as to be foolish
LIE Sueur Sentinel
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1897-07-01
The Fun, Then; Is MutuaI

The G lob e is having lots of fun pub
fishing irrelevant and immaterial extracts
from its country exchanges and commenting
on them in its own peculiar fashion. We
really enjoy reading the extracts so handled
Granite Falls Tribune.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1897-07-01
RIVER AT 8 A. NJ.
@Rise. Fall.
THE NEW CHARTER ASSURED.

@RiSe. Fall.
Note-BaromeJer corrected for temperature
and elevation. p. +. Lyons, Observer.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1897-07-01
a-Fair. westerly winds.
OBSERVATIONS
TEMPERATURES.
DAILY MEANS

Barometer. 1892; mean temperature Y; rel
alive humidity. 20; wind at 8 p. M, south
west; weather partly cloudy; maximum tenn
perature, 50; minimum temperature, 60; daily
range, II; amount of precipitation in last
twenty four hours D.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1897-07-01

Address all communications and make all
remttances payable to
THE GLOBE CO.. St. Paul. MINI.
Complete files of the @ 0 o always Kept
on hand for reference
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1897-07-01
TODAY,S WEATHER.

WASHINGTON. June 30-Forecast Tor
Thursday Minnesota and Wisconsin-Gener
ally fair; probably followed by showers IN
northern portions; light southeast to south
winds increasing.
North Dakota-Occasional showers proDaply
cooler in northwest portion; variable winds.
becoming northwesterly.
South Internationally fair; variable
winds.
Nontana-Fair; westerly winds.
GENERAL OBSERVATIONS.
United States Department of Agriculture,
Weather Bureau Washington, June 30, GAS
n. m. Local Time, D. m. 18th Meridian
e.-Observations taken at the same mo-
nent of time at all stations.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1897-07-01
ARRIVE IN LIVERPOOL.
Delegates to the Lambeth Confer
ence Have Safe Voyare

Friends of Bishops Gilbert, of ST.
Paul, and Morrison, of Duluth; Revs.
Dray and Andrews, of st. Paul, will be
pleased to learn through the GIob e
that the Allan line steamer Partisan.
on which the 800" excursionists left
america, June TO- has arrived at Liver
pool. Besides those named above
about thirty other st. Paul people were
on board, and 500 line officials have
received reports that all are well.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1897-07-01
SUBSCRIPTION RATES.
Payable in Advance.

FayuDie In AuSuHce'
Daily and Sunday, per month 'oo
Daily and Sunday, Six Months $1.'o
Daily and Sunday, One Year 500"
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1897-07-01

Daily Only, per Month '4o
Daily Only, SIX Months $A.~o
nosJv Only One Year $500
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1897-07-01
AMBASSADOR REID's GARB.

To the Editor of the Globe.
Don't you think it about time. now that the
more notable events of the queens jubilee
have passed into history, that some eXpla-
nation should be made by Hon. Whtelaw
Reid, who according to the Associated Press
dispatches appeared at the castle in an In
verness, coat and white necktie? Did he
think the Sandwich Islands are already an
nexed, and that he was representing them?
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1897-07-01

The last address of the meeting was
by Rev. C. B. Mitchell upon Loyalty"
After the rally in the evening which
was concluded about 9 o'clock, there
was chase 'to get down to the ST
Louis station to see the $50 excursion
lists from Minneapolis off. DR.. Clarke
was in the party and a special with
six sleepers set out about 1915 for San
Francisco, bearing the good wishes
of several hundred people who came to
bid them God-speed. Several Christian
Endeavor hymns, in honor of DR..
Clarke were sung by thte ladies as the
train pulled out.
On the officers car the following
party was booked: DR.. F. E. Clarke
and Mrs. Clarke State President c. N.
Hunt, wife and daughter, Rev. Matt
S. Hughes, State Treasurer w. H.
Knapp and wife, of Rochester; State
Secretary Carrie A. Holbrook, of ST.
Paul; State Junior Superintendent
Minnie r. Ellingson, of Bloomington
Ferry; State Excursion Director Wal
ter N. Carroll and wife; Walter G..
Fordyce, President st. Paul union;
Miss Amelia Pierson secretary Mime
apolis union; Rev. Mr.. Thomas, pastor
Bethlehem Presbyterian church; Miss
Eta Cooper, Austin; Miss Mable Peck
and party of three ladies of Rochester;
T. r. Doyle and sister, of Saltwater;
Mrs. J. w. Marsh, son and daughter,
Minneapolis; Archie Cove, Rochester;
Walter Little, Marshall, Mimi; Lillian
Taylor, Winnebago City, Mimi; Hen
rietta Johnson, Elizabeth Angler, Alice
Angler Helen Rucher, Eta Wells, of
Austin, MINI. Rev. G. l.. Hanscom
and wife, New Hampton, To-: Miss
Grace Steele, and Miss Emma Cham
berlain, Minneapolis.
Among the Minneapolis people who
had reserved berths in the special were
the following: Irene Harmon, Alice
H Hall, May Wilcox, Mabel E. Peck,
Miss G. Booth, Jeane Blaisdell. George
H. Dean, Lizzie Hayes, H. E. Edwards,
Mrs. iona r. Doyle, Cora Rutherford,
C. H. Fowler and wife, Mrs. L. H.
Pratt, w. E. Winslow, Mrs. r. ].
Northrup, Elsie E. Nelson, w. D. Hum
mission.
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1897-01-29
II is Quite an Extensive Business.

Natchcz Democrat
The business OF shipping fish caught
out Of the Mississippi river in the
near proximity Of Natchez to other
and sometimes remote points in the
West and Northwest, IS probably
somewhat greater than some Of II
citizens realize. Nearly every day Il
number OF barrels Of catfish, cleaned
and packed IN ice, are shipped Oy eX.
press from NatCiie1 10 various points
III Illinois, Kentucky, Tennessee and
Missouri, ana sometimes TO Chicago.
Some days ago Il shipment MAS made
as Tar into tue North Vest DIS Omaha,
NeO., and We DOUBT not IT proved Il
profitable venture. White NatcheA IS
thus shipping considerable quaint
ties OF catfish that are caught III front,
II might be SAID, OF her own doors,
she looks To the gull for a part OF her
supply IN this direction Tor culinary
use at home, and the quantities of
reddish, red >nappcrs, sheepshead,
croakeEs, etc, brOu tht here tor sale
amounts TO quite Il large Item with
dei els. a sluail-SlZcd catfish, well
prepared, cooked and served, Is scarce
" inferior t. the gulf fish, ana they
stand as highly IN favor where they
are shipped 10 IN the West DIS do The
gull llSn here. The industry brings
more or less money into Natchez, ana
we are only sorry therefore that the
business Is not more generally Ell
gagged IN.
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1897-01-29

our growth WAS greatest, the popnla-
tiOn OF the State increased only about
$50, 900; yet, according 10 the lateelec-
tion returns, the population OF THIS
State increased in four vearS-frnm
1899 to l~S96-nearly 1000 900. This
shows the mOnstrously fraudulent
character Of the whole proceedings.
II should be said that, notwithStand.
ing these fraudulent Yates. Mckinley
did carry Illinois, but only by a small
majority. and not by the l43, 0G0 ma
jority. as reported, but it is certain lie
did not carry OHIO or Indiana, or
Kentucky, or California, and IL is
doubtful II he carried a number OF
other States credited to him"
II Gov. Altgeld and six and a quar-
ter millions OF American voters who
believe as he does are correct in their
conclusions. the counting out OF Mr..
Bryan was a more colossal fraud than
the counting out Of Mr.. Tilden by the
Republican returning board in 1876.
That Mai. Mckinley is a good man,
nobody doubts: thati if left to act upon
his own honest convictions, and to
the dictates Of his better Judgment,
he would make a good and safe Presi-
dent most people believe, but when il
is known that he is bound hand and
foot by the money powers to whom he
owes his nomination and election, 1t
would be hard to believe that he will
not be controlled by them throughout
his entire administration, and II is
sure that all OF their little efforts will
be in the interests of their own pow
erful dynasty, rather than for the
good OF the common country. Every
true American who has the interest
~ his country at heart should go to
work nov and keep it up till 1900 with
a full determination to lend his whole
life in an effort to prevent a repetition
OF these too frequent nutrageS upon
the public decency, these wholesale
robberics OF the peoples rights, and
d~astardly insults to II country'S
name.
Madame Lydia Dominis, or ex
Queen L%illuokalani, of Hawaii, is Wis,
ting Washington, but she is not the
guest Of the secluded gentleman o
the White House, for the day she ar
rived. almost unnoticed, and found
her way to a hotel, her former friend
who had on previous occasions shown
her So much attention, quietly stole
out OF town for a duCking expedition
II the ex-Quecn visits the White
House at all, it will hardly be on AZ
invitation from her old friend and adj
wiser. How the mighty have fallen
JEWELL JEWSBURY.
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1897-01-29
Commissioners Sale.

By a decree Of the Chalcery Court of
WAYNE county, Mississippi, made on the
10Th day OF December, lSH, IN the matter
of the petition OF Mrs. Mercy L. Smith.
admins, rutrix of tho estate of A. q.
Smith, deceased, to pay debts due by said
estate.
The undersigned commissioner will, on
the 5Ih day ot April, 1897, sell at public
auction 10 TIL" highest bidder for cash,
between LEGAL hours ut the front door Of
The court. ho'ise OF Jackson county, Mis-
sissippi. in eue entire tract Tho follow ing
lands in Jackson county, Mississippi, TO
wit:
LIST. WI of u aud VT, sec. 8. 5 =, 8 W;
NJ, nwt ol set. aud SGT of swt, and w of
swt, SEC. 5, I i 5, & W; set and nwf. sec,
10, t g., 5el; e! Of VT, nw4 of nwt, sec.
~, t6, Nv; WI of WI. sec. 20, g. + 8;
nw4 of swt, see, 70, { g., + 5w; set OF net,
see ~, t d. 5; NJ Of nw4; NJ of set.
aud 81 OF set, sc. 30, I i ~ W; "a OF
,wt ana sw4 Of sw4, sec. S, / 6, r6. Lots
| aud 2 sec. l8, { s., T. u; lots 2 aud 3. sec.
II, t &, 6. Also, on the eighth day Of
March, 1897, 1 will sell ut public auction
to the highest bidder for cash at the flont
door of tho store house Of Jesse Byrd u
Co, in TIE town of State Line, Miss, IN
one entire body tho following dc ,cribed
lands lying III Greene county Mississippi,
10 wit
2nd. Nw1 Of net, SEQ. 20, I 5 D, rs ".
Lot ) ~ block 70 in town OF State Line,
Miss, in sec. 3, u, . ". All OF SEQ.
l6, 4 n,r6 W; set aud II Of sw4, aud
pct Of nva, and NJ If sw3, sec, ~, I D,
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1897-01-29

Or. Taimagc, the great preacher, in
one Of his sermons, has this to say to
subscribers who boycott newspapers
for opinion sake: Don't stop a pa
per that you believe to be honest,
courageous and clean, simply because
its editor has written his own sincere
views instead OF somebody's else; for,
II you do, you are putting a premium
on sincere journalism and serving no
tlcc on an editor that the way to sue.
coed is to write what will best please
his readers instead Of what he hon
estly believes to be the truth"
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1897-01-29

p Il IL. mil. .al nI'nul ,,l
s.c . "'" S"t 81 ONt,
~ ST arooI n"'',".'. Scc' ll,lJ
Iof SaI sac ~ - !; fo we
NH nai".r, ,c' ~ W. set OF NW,
vision 81 n,,n ~, ! w south a-
\ 1nr ri nf,wl y.' ~ ~ o", IN lot
nr src j. ~ rtn wv all
t5n r1w. ..I Of n.l "tset' sec J.
sml ~ uH w 'ohtiTi
nvl .v4.trI ',r>Y!. nr "'>'"i "St
t;r r;v.' nwl nII'| o"''. 'c, H.
RI *. IA at uvl,nJ ~ -, '"'
and ~ nf 81 urr7 "D" @f
,f,vt ,r 80: * :" nNt
see 4 and s.lof hi !m%1u
,w4 Of me- or'xr 10, "".n
or see a. 'HO oil
3rd. wn ,r.o II, s,, ht
March ,~o1 .rl =, nnL5r ~" way "
HIGHEST hiddrr fnrc ,rrh ,,,h., ja', ~ wv
u, in nr,. .nIiro Il INV n.y. t "n"r
sr,ibp1 hand, in W,,'n rnnn," "'
,Inni. All nj .er IA = On ~
Ain Al, IN, G~,iInv,n. I,nJ.n, w.rn,
ronuty. NSI..nni ,n" .Ytr. L...lr
At lh, linn. nI,rr and ,c,ms l,,, ,h"y,
mculinur,I to.NiI. AIM ,.rI,on. ;, ,nJ
I,tGn.r1w ", and all If set ons "a and
80, ! y ,r7w
5 h. ! will also op the day and date
am uudcl The SAM terms last above mel,
toned Sell tn" follow ~. lands situated II
the tow of WalucsJolo, Miss. LotC
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1897-01-29
Mortgage Sale

BY virtue of a mortgage WIN M,h Of ialy
sale made by Lucy Slater, on .edncss TO WpI;,
1895, to secure certain ndeo' e, u,se So o.
b. Bnllard. recorded In BOOK II, county, N.Y.,
the Record OF Deeds Oh oncS mortgage !"
said deed. will, on 1871,
monday, the lst day Of f'o'""% VI, men.
proceed to sell the following ~ The conf'r,
house in said county. within ,iddder Tor casa.
public outcry. TO the best land situstd u
to-wit: A certain parcr,hi vest wost, md NOR ets
section 30. township T. rnIge mepcing al,TT
In' sr.SiSslss', So asss'' "i 'h e Ssc s,s 80 iss t. S + 81, |,
or orH less. being on the sast s Id,, o. y, 70 sscfs,,,,sSi
road. leading from rpha stwccn par'N'
and extending back east p"
lines 800 feet. more Or less on Moytgasty,,
January I, 1927.
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1897-01-29

AGENT wANTED-FVr War in Cuba,
by Senior Quesada, Cuban representa-
tive at Washington. Endorsed by
Cuban patriots. Ia tremendous de-
mand. A bonanza tor agents. Only
$3.50. Big book, big commissions.
Everybody wants the only endorsed,
reliable book. Outfits free. Credit
given. Freight paid. Drop all trash,
and make $500 a month with War in
Cuba. Address to-day, TIE NATION.
AL BOOK CONCERN, 3J2-3j6 Dearborn
St. Chicago. jan29l6t