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The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-31
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How did BnIdIng lose his hair?
Hell understand his wife had .
hand IA tt,-Yonkers Statesman,
.srhou art 6air. but thou art false
she sadly Said. Then she laid her blond
hair on the bureat.-New York Even
ing Journal
Mother-Dld YOU steal the cake. Ed
Eddle-No, mai Did /, Elsio3
Elsie (who got a piece Of the caka)--
No, deed, mammal saw him didn't
illustrated Bits.
''Where are you going my pretty nnaid?'
'I'm going crazy, Sir" she said;
There's one consolation, my pretty
maid, +.
You won't have far 70 80" he said.
New York Evening World.
It was chlldren's party, and supper
time Little Tommy Tucker had eaten
and was filled, but he would not give IN.
Have some more cake, Tommy" SAID
his hostess
II think / could" said Tommy, M
stood Up. -Plck -AIe-up.
eAh," exclaimed the merchant, COM
ing into the Office and discovering one
OF HIS clerks smoking; you are dis
0bcyInE one Of my rules. SIR suppose
you are familiar with the old AdaGe.
Where there's smoke, there's hTe?t"
And the clerk was promptly Tired
philadelphia North American.
''Thls, :" said the school friend who had
not seen her for year; this IL the girl
who vowed TO me that she never would
belong to any man, cii 2"
II DON'T" said she who had been mar
rled the matter OF some few months or
90. "He belongs 10 me. Cincinnati En-
Qulrer.
HenderHon-Yes am convinced now
that my wife loves me very dearly.
Marston.- How so?
.SenderRon-She had me sent 20 the
hospital when was sick last week, IN
stead OF calling her mother up from tic
country to trY her old fashioned rem
edIes" on me.-ClevelRnd Leader
Mr.. Elephant-why have all the other
animals In the 200 ostracized Leo the
Mrs. Rhlnoceros-Hl parentage Is
III. Eienhant-Doubtful?
Mrs. RhInerocerOs- Certainly. He has
four paws.-Judge.
EWe have had dispute" said the
boaFdinR-house keeper. as Strapely took
Ms scat at the breakfast table.
Indeed" said Strapely, coTrallins inc
butter.
yes; said you were six weeks be-
hind In your board, and Mr.. Bean says
you're ahead. Will you settle ttY
mot this morning" replied Strapeiy.
-Yonkers Statesman.
',dy dear madame" said the pro-
fesSor OF music, ''your daughter has no
sense OF melody, and no instinct for
time She Couldn't play, And che has
no voice, therefore, she cannot expect
to sins"
well. Of course" was the compl9-
cent reply, "thosc facts are drawpacKs'
but you can so on giving her lessons.
lust the same. / don't care about her
performing or singing, as It would may
be take her away from home, All want
Is for her to learn enough to make a
comfortable living as a teachcr.-4Wash
lnSton Star.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-31

Governor Atkinson has named % re-
gents Of the university men In whose
hands the interests OF that institution
should be safe. They are men Of intel
iIgence and character and may be ex-
pscted not only to continue the good
work that IS being done there, but TO
make the university sean more sticIent
in ali lta departments.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-31

Why does tho committee on court
house and jail Of the county communications
arS desire to sc with closed doors, shut
ting out the pressl what u the commit.
tee considering which & does not want
the public to know about? The fact
that che doors are closed leads the peo-
pie OF Ohio county 10 think that come.
thing L going on behind the closed doors
which Z IS desired 70 keep from them,
The committee wrongs ITSELF and the
board to create this impression,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-31
ADVICE 10 sUBuRBAH1rRa
what to suard Against when There Is
wa,FNr.InsV.. ~


No Drainage.
II Is said that the bad slnk-drains at
the back Of the house - the cause OF
many OF the cases OF typhotu lever ano
other sickness In country and suburban
districts.
That very often one need not so far
to find the outlet Of the Kitchen sink
ending In a sort Of ditch, which ts sup
posed to carry on the waste wafer, nu ~!
which only allows It 70 soak away ana
saturatc the ground at the back OF the
house.
That II nothing better can pe d9n .s
the kitchen wastes should be carried TO
4. ces6pool ut a distance from the house.
qaturate the ground at the back OF
the house.
That the throwing out OF Stops at the
mack door should be prohibited at all
times but especially during the spring
and summer, as the ground soon De-
comes charged with matters that fer-
ment and breed disease.
That 60 tar a possible the outlook
from the back door should be an lnvit-
Ing one, That this door u in constant
use IN many homes. while the seldom-
used front door Il opened TO carry OUT
4 snaII coffin, and tho minister speaks
Of "the mysterious dispensatioas OF
Providence" which might not appear
half "a ''mysterloua" Il the physician
was allowed TO examine the surface soil,
and the drainage just outside the lkltch-
en-.
That those who live 90 far from. the
city that they are out OF the reach Of
the garbage collector, or 50 far from
the country that they cannot keep a
DIg, should bury all vegetable leavings.
bones and other slora in the vegetable
- Tden. where Il will not only be health
SnJlv diGuoSed OF, but at the same time
serve the purpose of fertiliSlng. The
soil that has been saturated with dish
water al the back door should be deeply
spaded, turned over and freshly Bodded.
Then be more careful.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-31

Distressing kidney and bladder dis.
eases relieved In elk hours by the NEW
GREAT SOUTH AMERICAN. KID
NEY CURE" This new remedy Is q
great surprise on accnuut Of tt9 exceed
Ing promptness In relieving pain In tho
bladder, kidneys, back and every part
OF the urinary passage IN male or 10:
male. II relieves retention OF water ana
pain in passing i almost lmmealatsLy.
10 your remedy. Sold by r. II. List
druggist, wheeling. W. Va.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-31
p,dleatlnr ,I,, arnnt lionnmsnt.

BY all the signs, the dedIcatIng Of the
Grant monument In New York viii be
most elaborate and impressive thing Of
the kind ever seen In this country. The
committee In charge has laid out very
comprehensive programme. Every state
Il invited to participate.
The government OF tho United States
win playa prominent part. being rcpres-
enled ~ the army and navy, Foreign
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-31

Harpor's Bazaar.
A lawyer met pretty miss
While he was walking out one day.
And stole from her q honcycd kiss
Which was not Just tho proper way
Al oncc A case OF tort was brought
which legal rules could not deny.
The lawyer held no tuhttcc ought
So frnfi a suit a. that 10 Try
The action. when 1t got IN court
Met with q Jury lGnient,
And many a outlet and retOrt
Day after day on 1t was spent
Tho lawyer claimed no maiden should
SO much rare luvGlineFA display
A ItlBG like this, he undcrEtoQu
Was flotsam on the Ht0tnS hlBhWAE'
The maiden said her rosy lips
no easement were for MIN lo use,
Though they alt others might eclipse,
HIS answer was somewhat aDstrl2e'
And thus progressed the argument
CONCERNING kiaaer and klSsee,
When 10 the Jury II was spent
Who failed entirely TO agree.
but. sent unto their room again,
They gave their voice 10 the defense,
And found the girl IN fault, Tor pam
"COntributory negligence
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-31
THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
TVlns On It's uerits-IiS Record a. Co
oo,ratiyn News COneern.


Was on It's HIeritS-EtS Record asa Cos
operative News COneern.
Pittsburgh Commercial Gazette: The
announcement that the New York Her.
aid, Tribune, Times and Telegram. the
Philadelphia Record. Telegraph. Public
Ledger and other prominent papers Of
the east have withdrawn from the Unit
ted Press service and become Identified
with the Associated Press, may be re-
Eerred to as the formal hnlSh
OF great fight won on It's
merits. The Associated Press
has won because II deserved to win. II
il not an organization which was form
cd for the purpose Of earning dividends
on Its stock, but to reduce the expendl.
lures for news which all newspapers
must have, whether they procure Il
slnEW or through corporation.
Through association With Il every
newspaper In the service has the beneht
OF the cream of the news OF every pa
per In the association, which now ln-
ciudes substantially all of the promi-
nent papers Of the country and the ma
iority az the minor dalies. The ABso'
cIated Press Is now the greatest agency
for the collection and dissemination OF
news that has ever existed. No test OF
politics or other pArliRan c0nSldernt Ion
appIIes in iis admission 60 membership
or 10 its collection and dispensation Of
the news standpoint alone, without ref
crence to political or other lines. It's
mission Is 20 secure actual news every:
where In the bTiefcst possible space OF
time and turn II over to its members
with like speed and accuracy. For this
purpose the Individual news service OF
every paper In the association Is avail
able To- all the rest, to use as their space
and sentiments may dictate. The ASso-
cinted Press has been success from
Tie start and Its chief pTogrcss has
been necessarily one Of expansion, with
the perfection OF the facilities accom-
panyinS rapid growth.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-31

And vcry early, too. That's what any ono
SSHnli 10 In treating ones sGlf for lnnc.
flon Of tho kIdneyB and bladder. The dlu-
retic which experience indicates az sup
nIyInR tho requisite stimulation 10 the or
cans without exciting them, " Ho9tettcr,s
Stomach HlttGTG, Don't delay; Kidney M
action and diseases are not FAR apart. For
fever and ngue, dyspepsia, constipation,
rheumatism and nerve debility, also, use
tho BIttprs
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-31

E1ehaaEs Your Plano fora New Que.
DO mt move your old square plano TO
your new home. Come IN and trade It
toward q fine new upright, It will take up
mucl lesa room. Three carloads Just re-
ceiyed gives q hnc stock TO select from.
F. w. BANNER co.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-31

There Is no justification for the pro-
posed expenditure TO throw out the filc
cases nov IN the ONCE OF the clerk OF che
county court and put in new ones. There
Is need OF cases to I'LL up the vacant wall
space. This much should be done. but
M mora
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-31

ToRTURING, itching. scaly akin
burns and sCalds are soothed
al once and promptly healed by De-
WITS witch Hazel salVe. the beat
known cure for piles. G. r. Goethe, corr
ner Twelfth and Market streets; Bowie
& Co, Bridgeport; Peabody & Son.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-31

Nearly New KraIausr Piano for Sale.
A gentleman Of this city VINO recently
lost his wife, has placed his fine large
Krakauer plano with Us for sale and In
Ftructed us to place low price on It
See It at our ware rooms.
F. W. BAuMER co.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-31

THE misery OF years has been cured
in a single night by the use Of DoRn's
Ointment, u positive failing re-
nedy for itching piles and NIL similar
diseases. Your dealer keeps II, or can
set II for yob &.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-31

FOR hoarseness. sore throat and
cough, take Or. Bulls Cough Syrup, the
specific for affections OF the throat and
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-31

Iirhe IrSrELLI0ENcER. embracing ~
ltserai edition.. u entered Ia the Polt-..
once at HVhoeiing. W. Va. g seeond'elals
ma ftof.l
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-31

FOR III effects Of over-eatinS-
BEECHAM'S PILLS
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-31

IE1IrRoSr SuNlEls
I.llotlal Rooss SO csaatlaa nean. ..,...s27
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-31

',My dear madame" said the pro-
sense Of melody, and no instinct for
tIEoc. She couldn't play. And she has
no voice, therefore, she cannot expect
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1897-06-16
A Festival.

Ehe Elko Base Ball Club invites
tho public to a festival to be given at
the dining room and parlors OF the
Commercial Hotel on Friday evening
the % inst. at 8 o'clock. Tho festival
ia designed to assist the boys out Of
debt and they take this means Of ,se.I
curing the necessary fund.
Those who attend will be served by
the fair daughters, than whom there
are none, fairer than Elko's fair Of
whom Judge Desne speaks 30 pref.
tily, and nothing will be spared by
those having the affair in charge to
mako the evening satisfactory enc
to both palate and purse and an en-
joyable one socially.
We hope that those who have an
interest in the boys will see the force
OF an appeal for value received in
place OF a direct Juggling at the purse
string for the everlasting "subscrip-
ton. HEREEET McTNTosH,
Chairman.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1897-06-16
Fourth of July Co mmitsee.

The Fourth Of July ommittee
met at the courtroom Tuesday even
ing. Chairman Wheeler presiding.
The committee ON pavilion reported
progress. After considerable dis
cussion a motion WAS unanimously
adopted that no Intoxicating liquors
Of any KIND be allowed to be sold on
the grounds near the pavilion. A
change was made in the re7resh-
ments to be served to the children.
It was finally decided that peanuts,
cakes and lemonade would be served
free to all children attending the
public school and to al under school
age. Upon motion it was ordered
that all persons who wish to erect re.
freshment stands at the pavilion be
granted permission to do 80, on the
payment to the refreshment commit
tee If $40 for each stand, provided no
intoxicating liquors be sod. The
committee then discussed the horse
races and adjourned to meet at the
call OF the chairman without COM
ing to any conclusion.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1897-06-16
Lost for Twenty Years.

A circumstance somewhat out OF
the usual order occurred i'll the
Mottsville cemetery a few days ago.
Something over twenty yea. g, Grand
ma Mott, the wife of one of the earli-
est settlers of Carson Valley, died in
Mottsville and was buried in the lit
tie cemetery mentioned above.
Among those present during the clos
ing services in the cemetery was
Miss Elrod, now Mrs. Geo. w. Rich
ards of Carson. While there she lest
diamond ear ring. for which q long
and fruitless search was made. Day
after day, the ground was gone over,
but the missing gem refused to be dis
covered. About three weeks ago
Mss Nora Mott, Clara Lupton and
several lady friends were engaged in
clearing up burial plots in the GENE
tery, when Miss Motifs attention wa,
attracted by the. glitter of somethin,
on the ground and stopping to exam
inc it she found it to be the long los
piece Of jewelry. News.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1897-06-16
The Insane Asylum.

The Journal publishes q review of
the management Of the Insane .Asy-
lum since its establishment in Reno.
Ttgives the history of each ADMINS
tration OF that institution and shows
that the @lic.." against DR.. Bergstein's
management Is but an echo of what
past administrations met with. None
have met with the appreciation of
Eeno's chronic kickers and it is ex-
tremelv doubtful if any ever will.
The Journal closes It's article as
follows: The asylum is perhaps the
most difficult institution liz our State
To ruin to the entire satisfaction of
everyone: Thsre are about. or
nearly. 200 uhfortunates, each one of
whom has friend or relative that
believes especial attention should be
paid that particular patient and the
general public feels it is the right of
every individual to kick at tile man
agement. In addition to this there
are some twenty employees who the
Superintendent has to look after and
be responsible for in almost every
act. The position is not sinecure
by any means and whether it is DIR.
Bishop, DR.. Thoma or DR.. Eergstein,
or no matter what their political affil-
alton may have been or NAV be now,
, each one Of them NO oo'bt hRs tiled
In the past to serve the State to the
best Of his ability and the several
Boar,'s of Comm :ssio lers for the care
Of the INDECENT insane is the court OF
last appel and when the acts of the
heads of State institutions are ap.
proved by the respective boaros. crit.
icisms, COO ents and side slaps al
the management st,aclis nor,
strongly OF personal or some otheI
pre- JUDGE than it does of an ecrues
and devoted interest in the welfare o
"a taxriGden people"
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1897-06-16
Attention, EYeTQbOdl!

In pursuance Of the request Of the
chairman of the Democratic State
Central Com we hereby call a
meeting Of the citizens Of Elko at the
courthouse on Monday, the 21st OF
June, at 8 p. H., for the purpose OF
making arrangements for the proper
reception Of Hon. William j. Bryan,
ct Elko. on his trip through the State
on the Cd Of July. Everyone. IRE
spective Of party name, Is requested
to meet Dc tho courtroom on the
above date.
j. F. TRIPLETT,
Chairman OF the Democratic County
Committee. b
w. w. BooHER, Secretary.
JOHN s.. MA2HudH.
Chairman of Silver Party County
Committee.
". PATTERSON, Secretary.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1897-06-16
How's This?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Re-
ward for any case of Catarrh that can
not be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure
FL. CHENEY & co.
Toledo, Ohio.
We. the undersigned. have known
+. y. Cheney for the last 10 years. and
believe him perfectly honorable in al
business transactions and financially
able to carry out any obligations made
by their firm.
WEST q FRUXx, Wholesale Druggists,
Toledo, Ohio.
WXLD1Na, 'KINHAN q 'MARVfN, Whole.
sale Druggists, Toledo, Ohio.
Halls Catarrh Cure taken internal
ly. acting directly upon the blood and
mucoub'snrfaces Of the the system
Testimonials sent free. Price 75c.
Sold by all Druggists. -.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1897-06-16
A Nevada Athlete,

have used Trib lini ment year
AZ rub down before or after athlet-
ic work, I want nothing better. 1t
also cures bruises and sprains effect
lively.
A.. 9. HELMoLp.
Mr.. Helmold ia rne Of the best
known athletes in Nevada.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1897-06-16
Attsn ti0nt

A most complete and desirable new
stock Of goods among them many Of
the very latest novelties now in store
at Alexander
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1897-06-16
sALMAGtlNnI

Badt, Wells, Nevada.
Sing cooks for the Palace restaur4
ant. Ming and Joe cook for the Elko
restaurant.
Old ehoes matiG as good a, new by
f. E. Kline at Brains harness shop.
Ladies' shoes specially.
Elko Bakery and Restaurant at the
Arcade saloon. Meals, % cents.
Joe & On, proprietors.
The Salvation Army is holding
what is called shell meeting" in
Fresno. Who fur nished the bird and
the nionkey:-Gecsamez'. = ).
Dave Casper has aust received
new lot OF samples of Spring and
Summer Clothing which will be made
to order from $3.50 up. y
An ElEo girl who read in the pa
pers that the Greeks are being hard
pressed. remarked that she would
like to be a Greek.
Clothes cleaned, repaired and press.
ed. Gents laundry work neatly chone
by G. S. Chase in rear Of the post.
Office.
Tuesdays Carson News says: The
State Will receive it's 6Iss official
notification today that Ormsby
county refuses to pay the two per
cent University FnnG to-. Most Of
the other counties have followed
o msby's example and probably very
little of it will ever be collected.
Orders for the new novel, @An Ex-
pectant Heir to Millions" b. Charles
Mcknight Sain. of the Gold Creek
News, may be left at E. Reinhart's. y
A girl or woman wanting to do
iiousework in the country can find a
situation by calling at the INDEP NJ
DENT Office. Wages. S25 per month. =
The base, ball boys will give So
cial at the Commercial Hotel ON the
evening OF June % for The purpose
OF defrsying the necessary expense
of their club. See their notice.
Tom Sharkey has challenged Peter
Maher to'a boxing match OF an I'm.
limited number of-ronnGs for 5000 or
$1O,0CO side, as Maher may prefer.
The challenge stipula:es that the
match shall take place within sir
months before the club offering the
largest purse.
A fine suite of rooms for rent in
the Webster building opposite the
church. There rooms are light and
airy and just the thing for law Of
fice. dressmskinR shop or snail
store. For further information call
at the INDEPENDENT Office.
Health Means perfect condition
Of the whole system. Pure blood is
essential TO perfect health. Hoods
,Ssrsaparilla makes pure blood and
thus gives health and happiness.
HOODS PILES are the favoritN
family cstbsrtic and liver medicine
Price 25c. q
BY reference to the proceedings bi
ing Fourth Of July co nmittee last
evening it will be seen that any one
desiring to erect refreshment stands
near the pavilion can do 80 by pay
ing $40 for each stand TO the refresh
ment committee. IIarye Mc A dame
or w w Booher will take your money
'ahd ntyou this privilege. Apply
To either Of them.
Under theiiaw passed By tie last
Legislature bo voter under 90 yeafs 81
ASge III this State can vote next year
unless he has paid his poll taxes fol-
for 1897 and 1903. 1t would Sbeswell
for all v,ters to bear this in hfind' and
SO Fiat their poll tax is paid for each
yJar. a failufe to contribute your
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1897-06-16

AGtET ,oR,TpE EUnEKA SvsPHN'
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1897-06-16

Electric Bells Put In Residences.