The morning times., 1897-02-07

are EoinS W jump Oh peopie 5 uSChs III
this way, and then merely get off when
they have to, and say they are sorry, it
is time the thing should stop.
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The Cleveland Bee and Cleveland World,
both buglers of the advance agent of pros
perity are both in receivers hands in
Mr.. Hanna's own town.
New York milkman eXtinguished
threatening blaze with a can Of his mer-
chandise; and here is a chance to work
some fine new change on a joke that was
very popular with old Rameses.
A woolly Western exchange suggests
that some of the guests of the Bradley
Martin ball had better go disguised as
gentlemen and ladies'.
A leading fashion writer declares that
there is nothing new in boomers this year.
Probably not. just the same old tning.
Ira d. Sankey will sing again in The
Farwell Hall in Chicago, after a lapse of
after Hon. Charlie Farwell; but his re-
sponsibility stops here.
They are offering Hon. Lyman Gage a
jollificationin Chicago, but he doesn't want
praise until his term Secretary OF the
Treasury is over Gle had better take it
now.l
The wit of the Philadelphia Record de-
clares that girls who wear bloomers must
be not only lunaticS but panta loonatics
There are 11S lineal descendants OF the
Mayfower people, but nearly twice that
number have already turned up for the
grand reunion of Mayflower descendants
in Boston
1t is hoped that the delegates TO the
Good Roads Congress, now in session
in Orlando, Fla, Will not be obliged to
walk home.
Rev. Sam Jones and Col. Bob Ingersoll
insist upon merely talking about it: and
really they are getting to be too much
like professional pugilists to suit US.
The Baltimore Sunpaper fears that q boss
is developing in the Democratic party in
Mar yland- Well! Wenl
Mr.. Bayard may now consider himself
admitted to the first circles of Sussex
county society.
We desire very modestly to point out to
Hon. David Bennett Hill that the time
is getting short for opportunities OF mis-
life
The Louisville Post declares that Ken
lucky Democrats VIII appeal to the sober
judgment Of the people OF their State. We
| guess not.
Col. Albert Halstead, of the Springfield
! Union, is not bit satisfied with Gov
| Black i'll New York.
! Mfr. Mckinley asks us to give as wide
| publicity as possible TO the fact that il
| choosing private secretary from Connec
| ticut he does not desire in any way tC
| discriminate against the real thing in
nutmegs.
| 1t is said that the new Senator from
| Idaho cannot make a speech, Some other
| Senators can make them, but cannot write
them.
If Corbett and FitZsimnons should never
| fight it out in Nevada Alkali Ike and
| Sagebrush Bill might add for a few mo-
ments to the gayety Of the multitude
| PIttsburg has been reveiing in a fog, &
circumstance which for the moment OBJ
scured the fact that she can never see
| herself for the smoke.
We knew it, we knew it, Dom Jacl
! Goudey has wired Mr.. Mckinley that
he will accept the consul generalship t,
| Paris.
A strange gentleman named Searles va
| found roaming about at Canton the othc
day; but perhaps he is watching the in
yestigation Of the sugar trust from there.
Yesterday Mr.. Hanna simply waved the
correspondents away.
William Waldorf Astor owns 4, 900 houses
and has an inc ONE of S6,000,0OO; ant
he can afford To be without a Country.
| Whether the Tall Sycamore of the Wa
| bash goes on the lecture platform or not
he can pose now and then as Christina
tree.
Tillman snubbed? We guess rot.
Chairman Rooseveltfinds fault with Capt
Chapman for having exchanged photo
| graphs with one of the girls at the Seele.
dinner. Wanted it himself, then? Eh
| Theodore?
We can hardly believe 1T; but here il
Senator Hawley's paper reported as de
filming international bimetalism as bob
tailed pussy-cat revolving round the plac
where it's tail was.
Mr. Foraker doesn't consider three Of
kind as particularly good hand, but h
rather thinks, nevertheless, that he will
put third Mr.. Jones in the Senate
Hon. Joe Rawlins, of Utah, United state
Senator-elect, is still under considerabl
suspicion; but we can vouch for the