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People's voice. [volume] (Wellington, Sumner County, Kansas) 1890-1917, 1897-03-11
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FAMILY
REMEDIES
GUARANTEED !
Is a "Cure-AII," but Each
One Will Cure The Disease
for Which II Is Recommended
No One OfThese Remedies

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cures colds and la grppe reduces fever stops bleeding;
relieves wakefulness. so cents
TRIQUIMIA HEADACHE CURE Immediate re-
lief Does not depress heart One or two doses usually
effect cure. 10 cents
TRIQUIMIA LIVER REGULATOR-The greatest
constitutional remedy affections of the liver and
Kidneys cOrects the secretOns increases and purifes
the Blood cures dyspepsia and constipation; clears the
cOmpexiOn reddens cheeks aud lips; wrinkles
gives tone to the system; has no equal. % cents.
TRIQUIMIA COUGH CURE-Gives prompt relief
to colds which it cures quickly Unsurpassed for cough
and useful in la grippe. % cents
TRIQUIMIA CHOLERA CURE-A certain remedy
for diarrhea and other stomach and bowel troubles
effects cure quickly and without injury to the patients
unsurpassed for children. % cents.
TRIQUIMIA AGUE CURE-A positive anti-grippe
and anJmalaria remedy cures the ague. % cents.
TRIQUIMIA CATARRH CURE-Does all that can
be accomplished by medicine for nasal catarrh. Six
months treatment for Sl00.
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functions and 0vercomes the c0stve habit. Causes no
gripping or other unpleasant effect. % cents.
lRlQOlMlA NllALA IO ne lOLR-SOugub nerve
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increases the strength, both mental and physical but
is not stimulant Overcomes the alcohol, opium and
tobacco habits; quies the nerves. induces Sleep Soc
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rheumatism and neuralgia, which it cnres also cures
spans and bruises is the best cUunterrrtant and SUBJ
titue fer mustard and other pasters does not blister
80 cents.
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TO painful piles and effects cure in reasonable tine;
beneficial bOils and feons, pimpes and skin erup
tons and to infamed surfaces aud wOunds. 80 cents.
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cures suppressed irregular and painful menstruatiOn.
Treatment for ordinary case, p cents
TRIQUIMIA SCENATRI-The best female specific;
cures leucorrhea ihfammatons and ulcers, and assists
in restoring dspacements Gives tone to all the parts.
Treatment ordinary case D cents.
There are no restrictions those who use TriQumia
Remedies.
People's voice. [volume] (Wellington, Sumner County, Kansas) 1890-1917, 1897-03-11

There is an effort being made by the
Caldwell business men to have the
governmental give US Sunday mail
as we formerly had prior to the change
OF the time card on the Santa Fe last
summer. AS the Rock Island does not
run train south on Sunday mornings
We are debarred from getting mail on
that day. The only opportunity to
get it, is for the government to make
arrangements with the Santa Fe to
carry it from Wichita. A large num-
Der of the business men have but lit
tie time during The week to read their
Sunday morning dailies. 1t is to be
hoped that the government will see
the necessity of giving Caldwell a
Sunday morning mail from the
north.-Caldwell Advance.
People's voice. [volume] (Wellington, Sumner County, Kansas) 1890-1917, 1897-03-11

Charlie Openheimer, formerly a
clothing merchant in Wichita, and
husband CT the notorious Dixie Lee,
committed suicide in Mulberry street
police station in Kansas City Wednes-
day morning by swallowing carbolic
acid. His death ends a strange career
which began with his infatuatiOn
with Miss Lee in Wichita ten years
ago. Openheimer was 10 Wellington
a few weeks ago on his way to Okla.
hOma TO visit relatives.
People's voice. [volume] (Wellington, Sumner County, Kansas) 1890-1917, 1897-03-11

can't be honest and II he ever gets to
heaven and has wings, he will fold
and walk for fear he might ruffle a
plume or lose a tail feather. The
class that builds up a town or
country, and enjoys life and makes
the best citizens are the enterprising
and liberal men, who believe in
living and letting Others live, and
who, when they get a dollar don't
squeeze it until the goddess of liberty
feels as if corset, laced to the last
notch, would feel more comfortable.
Such squeezing is what causes hard
times and stops the circulation of the
American Eagle. FIT were not for
our broad guaged, enterprising men il:
would be impossible to build a pros.
porous city. Life would be one big
game Of grab, and the devil take the
hindermost would be the order of the
day."
The Flagstaff sun-democrat., 1897-07-22

IT looks as though the Younger brothers, Cole and Boh, will receive executive rlemenry. They are two of the nnst noted mnr,lerers and oui. laws m r-cord. aud the Journal. Miner in speaking If them, says: The Younger brothers should be thankful for the miscarriage of justice which to-day permits them tn be alive at all. Had justice been me,ed out to them as they deserved. their worthless car. casses would years ago have been eaten by worms. and to-day nothing would be Jeff If them bnt memory of their crimes.
The Flagstaff sun-democrat., 1897-07-22
PROGRESSIVE rLAG-rArr.

Many people no doubt imagine Flagstaff. from i,s peculiar name for atown, is hut flag station. Such is not true by any means. IL is . pro- gressive little city of 2.000 inhabitants, beautifully located at an altitude of 6.865 feet at the foot of ihe San Fran- cisco mountains and surrounded by towering pines. being iha gateway tn the Coconino forest. the largest in the United States. as well as the Grand Canyon. which is hui 72 miles dixtart. being an easy ridp of twelve hours. and stages go regularly three times a week. Travel to the Grand Canyon is increasing. moro people having gone during the first ten days of July than during ihs entire month of June.
 As the center of scenic beanty Flag staif is the first city in America. as 1t is also in point If climate. At present 1t seems like April or October in the Salt River valley. as men wear coat and vest with felt hat throughout the day. It does not frost at night yet 1t is necessary to sleep under blankets. Coconino is ono of the rich counties in natural wealth. there being lumber from the inexhaus,iblo forest supply. the entire area grazing lands with plenty of sheep and cattle. while farming goes ou extensively in tho mountain valleys.
 Flagsta6 has also plenty of rich mineral in the near vicinity, iuclud- ipg gold. siivsrs copper and the famous red sandstoDe; besides onyx In large
The Flagstaff sun-democrat., 1897-07-22

|qua,al'issl l. ptcked hp as aoat and is als' f"nad In ledge form. It is If . reddish tinys and takes n excellent polish.
 During the next sixty days the pe"ple If Phoenix and Salt River valley who desirs an outing can Hnd m place where they can enjny life better than by coming to FlnYsta6. This Is tho ideal summer clime.-- Phnsuix Gazette.
The Flagstaff sun-democrat., 1897-07-22

ONE E. E. Carter. who plead guilty to emhexziing $3O. .O00 of ths funds of che National Bank of Cnhnnrrce of New York and was sentrncetl tosix and one-half years i,i the pe,,itentiary, has been parslonrd h, President Mckinley.
The Flagstaff sun-democrat., 1897-07-22

ACCORDING |" statistics there were 209, ,836 head of cattle shipped out "f Arizona in 1896. and 24.O97 killed for home consumption. The value of ih. cattle shipment for last year was $2.- 500, ,OOO.
The Flagstaff sun-democrat., 1897-07-22

THREE boys fell asleep ou tho rail- road track at Austin, Texas. recently .ans were run over and killed by . freight tram.
The Flagstaff sun-democrat., 1897-07-22

Ir is rs'inIal-.l that it will require the services of 100 persons f"r three months 1o count the &7OO. .000, 900 in the national treasury iu Washington.
The Flagstaff sun-democrat., 1897-07-22

THE tirs, vice president of the South- ern Pacific railroad c"mpany. Cnl. C.. F. Cracker. died Saturday at his home in San Maia.,, Gal.
The Flagstaff sun-democrat., 1897-07-22

The following subscribers paid five dollars each: T. s. Bunch. H. E. Campbell. w. H. Carroll. c. w. Davis. H. R. Davis. M. M. Fisher. Charley Gang, Al Gregg. J. c. Grim. James Haley. J. F. Hawks. Henry Heller. Thomas Howe, J. E. Jones. Harry Kisiingbnry. Frank Livsrmore. James Loy. J. A. Maurer, J. A. Miller. M. D., J. c. Milligan. T. J. Mover. Moh- l-npah & Mud-rsbach, N. l.. Pai,er- son. Mrs. P0uthie and Miss Rowe. John Pouthir. J. G. Savage. J. W. Sparling. Frank Stein, Hop Sing. Rrv. c. P. Wilson.
 FriedmaD & Cohen. 8 O0
 The following subscribers paid g 50 each: E. R. Bayless. F. L. B.ai. K. Gibson, E. T. MrGonigle. w. H.. Swi,zer. E. s. Wilcox. J. A. Wilson. q. K. W"nls.
 The following subscribers paid &2. 00 each: P. C.. Aston, Fred Bunker. E. H. Crrss, E. M. D:m, Drums Restaurant. C. w. King. J. D. Raul.baugh. John Sand-rson. Charley Sue Sing, E'iyar Whipple.
The Flagstaff sun-democrat., 1897-07-22
THURSDAY, JULY aa. 1897.
Myaox H. McCoRD. vas confirmed Governor d Arizona Saturday by . vsAs. k 50 te7.

THx buealo is not yet extinct. A Asrd ot almst 90 waa recently seen in Duchsl county. Texas.
The Flagstaff sun-democrat., 1897-07-22

GovERxoR McOoRD has libel suit seainst the Nov York World. and is detained m tho East in presenting 1t.
The Flagstaff sun-democrat., 1897-07-22

0soRes CHRisr of Nosslss has bssa appointed by President MeKinley survsyor,esnsrsl of Arisms.
The Flagstaff sun-democrat., 1897-07-22

Ltst Oi pasO euOsc49pt'Ons TOT rOurtn of July celebration, 1897:
 IBabbltt B,sus., ,............. .4 l5O co Arisonm Lumber 6 Timber Co. l25 O0 .J. A. Vail. 60 OO Arizona Central Bank ..... 60 OO FlaQstaff Commercial Co.,... 50 % Grand Canyon Hatel. ..... 50 0O Grand Canyon Stage liBe,... 50 % A. T. CsTnisl,, ~. 35 % New Bank Hotel, ........ 85 co ]. Aubjnssr. ..... 25 0O Cofiin Bros. ... 25 co |I1. H. Drum. <. . 26 % O. "A. Gresnlaw, .ae 26 % E. x. (3re~nlaw w, 25 co Carat c ucnnessy, ,. ..., 25 % B. Hook, ..... .......... 2t %
The Flagstaff sun-democrat., 1897-07-22

O. account of lack of space we are not able [" pr,nt the detailed rep,rts If ,h. snb--omm',tee this week. hut will dp sn rpxt week. The following is brief synopsis of these reports:
 Horse R,ca committee. T. E Pol. lock. ir.asnrer: Appropriated by Ex- ecn,iv. committee. $40; disbnrsr. impnls. s73l 94 Balance. turned over 'o treasurer Exrcutive committee. SOS o6
 Shrnting ,"ur2amant crmn'tt tee. k. $. G"sue,. treasurer: Appropriated bv ExecnIiv. committee, and entrance money hy Gpn Club. sis7 B. Dis. hnrmm .nt in prizes etc $lS7 50.
 Baseball cnmmiit.e. E A. Sliker. irea-ne"r: Apm."priatrd hv Execn,ivr committee. si50; di-bursed in purses, expenses "f Wia.lpw rlnb, etc, $k50.
 Bic,cl- committee. E. A. SIiker. truasurrr: Appropriated hy Execa'iv" c,mnitt4r. an.i en,ranc. fees, $76; slislplrssd t.r priz .s, $67 90. Balancs' turned oyer m treasurer Executive .p,nmitt-s. %8 50.
 Ball c"mni,t.a, D. M. Francis. treasurer: K cpipts, &287; disburse- m"nts e263 50. Bslanca turned over tn treasurer Ex.cutive committees |$26 5O
 Grand Stand, A. A. Ditton, com. mitt-e'naa: Appropriated by Execu- tive committee. e75; disbursements. $74.05. BtIancs returned to treas- nr-r Ex-cn'ivs commiItee. s5 cents. Receipts If grand stand, $7l. Total turned oyer tn treasurer Executive committee, s7l.95.
 Advertising committee, E. s. Clark. treasurer: Appropriated by Executive committee, s75; disbursed for printing. t75.
 Fo1t-Rus comn,ttes, M. J. Rior. dan, treasurar; Appropriated by Ex- ecutive cum nittee. and entrance money. sss; disburssd iu prizes. sSs.
The Flagstaff sun-democrat., 1897-07-22

When you sec Our Name it means Good Lum- ber. We'll Dressed, Well Manufactured, Good Grades and the Bet Attention and Treatment"
The Flagstaff sun-democrat., 1897-07-22
BALANCE ON HAND, s6s.7o.
Reports of the Commttssss of sh
 Fourth Of July Celebration.

Reports of the Commttssss of Che
 Fourth of Jaly Celebration. !, The Executive committee of the Fourth "f July osIsbrxtion has made its report In full showing balance on hand of @6S 70. after all expenses of the celebration had been pad.
 Tho following is tho report is full. and expeudIturrs of the various sub committees:
 FLAesrASv. Aris.. July IT. 1897. Executive Committee Fourth of July Celebration. FIaysta6. ArisDna.
 GENrLEnEx: [ bsg to submit here w,,h 6nsncIal report of the Fourth oi July celebration:
 REcEIPrs. Paid subscriptions as per list hHrewith..... .N 321 6O Balance frnn horse ''race
 committee ..... ..... l06 06 Balance from grand stand committees =. :. ..... n s5 Balance from ball committee 26 6O Balanca frm bicycle com- mtttee. ...... ........ 5 50 From C,fiiD Brs., for priv iIrg,s 0n grounds ... 35 00 Total receipts. :. ..tl 671 5l
The Wichita daily eagle., 1897-08-08

Winnie & Winnie have a few choice In
proved farms for sale at a bargain. Easy
terms 40l-40S-s05 Sedgwick block. 5otc
The Wichita daily eagle., 1897-08-08
FAIRMOUNT COLLEGE.
Fall Term for 1897 Begins Wednes-
day, September 18th, and Con-
times Till Christmas.
INSTRUCTORS.

INSTRUCTORS.
n. ]. MORRISON Oartmouth). Presi-
dent; Logic, Psychology. Philosophy.
FLORA c. CLOCGH (OliveD, Dean Of
Woman's Department: English IAtera-
ture
w. Il. ISELY CHarvard). History and
Political Science.
PAUL ROULET. French Language
and Literature Mathematics.
3. F. BUCK University OF Mime
sota). Pedagogy and English Language.
a. y. LEONARD Brown and Leipsic).
French and German Languages and
Literatures.
c. p. CLARK wesleyan and Heidei-
burg. Germany. Latin Language and
Literature
S. H. BURNETT Cornell, Natural
Science. Biology.
A ". SICKNER, Musical Director.
Piano. Organ. Theory.
MRS. HOwORTH BEAUMONT
(Vocolso, Voice, Singing, Chorus Sing
ing
E ". KRAMER. Bookkeeping. Bust
ness Methods.
MABEL c. MILLISON, Elocu;ion.
Physical Culture.
CLARA A GEORGE Cooper Inst..
tu,e, A.: Students League o. New
York;, Drawing and Painting.
BOARDING.
Board in Hoiyoke college (wonen)
So 90 a week; table BOARD. $40. Table
board in clubs. $50 20 sI-.S Board In
private families. including room. fus,
and lights. s215 % s. week
For catalogue and fun in:o-mi;i ton
address
y. J. MORRISON, Presideu.
Fairmount College.
Wichita Kan
The Wichita daily eagle., 1897-08-08

Rev. Mrs P. VI. Folsom, "the mos.
marvellous medium that has ever been in
our city," whose voraclty is beyond
question. viii give an inspirational lee
sure. followed by tests. While the medi-
um is b,indsolded, al the Spiri;ualiS: Tenn
pie, 2lS South Water. Aug Sth. al s
O'Clock p m. Honest shepucs are espe-
ciaIly solicited Admission. l0c. die
The Wichita daily eagle., 1897-08-08
DON'T E0RGET =

The Special Headquarters train to Ma
ti0nal EacSmpment u. \. Il. az Buffalo
~. Y runs via The Great Rock Island
Route" Through Tourist Sleeper and
Chair Car leave Wichita $50 a. n. Aug.
2lsl. For reservation OF space and par
tculars address
HAL S. RAY. n. A P.
Wichita. Kan.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1897-08-08
Notice.

Parties buying time checks Of men Ia
boring on the streets for ;he city are
hereby notified that the TIE party u
whom the time check is made payab, >
must have them counte7signei by :hs
city clerk. otherwise they wiu not be
accepted at this Office.
BY order OF the mayor.
Il T. KRAMER.
$685. City Clerk
The Wichita daily eagle., 1897-08-08
Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup

Has been used for over FIFTY YEARS
by MILLIONS of MOTHERS for their
CHILDREN WHILE TEETHING, with
PERFECT SUCCESS. It SOOTHES
the CHILD. SOFTENS the GUNS, AL
LAYS all PAIN; CURES WIND collie,
and is the best remedy for
DIARRHOEA- Sold by Druggists in
every part OF the world Be sure and
ask fo- Mrs. Winslow's Soothing
Syrup" and take no other kind. Twenty
live cents a bottle.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1897-08-08
ExchapOe STABLES

Exchange Stables at Orlando and
Saltwater. Make specially OF carry
Ing passengers between these points.
Also Go general livery business. Tray
cling mems patronage solicited.
SHINELY. VAN WYKE & SHIVEIY.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1897-08-08

Summer school for children desiring to
prepare for the fall examination COM
menceS ar Carleton building, on South
Lawrence, Monday. Aug g
MISS OLIVE TRIPLETT.
II 1t Teacher
The Wichita daily eagle., 1897-08-08

Dr.. Doyle. dentist. has removed from
-he Richland Block TO the Mosbower
block. over Herman & Hess clothing
store. 406 East Douglas. u-lt-
The Wichita daily eagle., 1897-08-08

Easels, screens. picture frames. medal
lions. all the istes: in ar. novelties. at
Martins Art Store. 71-2t
The Wichita daily eagle., 1897-08-08

Whine & Winnie have unlimited funds
TO loan on choice farm property. 401-403-
405 Sedgwick block. Soft
The Wichita daily eagle., 1897-08-08

Altitude and low temperature make
summer travel pleasant. Go TO San
Francisco in July via Santa Fe.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1897-08-08

al 1t
The Wichita daily eagle., 1897-08-08
Still They Go.

Still they go-those Sweet Sacred
Songs. One has only % see the book. 10
be convinced OF its superiority and merit.
We have the testimonials OF q number
Of the leading musicians in the city in
this issue. Read them. Come and see
FOR yoursslf-;ake one home and give i:
a thorough examination. If il is not su-
perior 70 anything in the sacred song
lire that you have in The house. return
ii. Out OF the hundreds that We have
sold not one has been returned
The Wichita daily eagle., 1897-08-08
CASTORIA
For Infants and Children.
TAs s.e- N
'''';i''& zztza .:.:;.. 81

See Whine & Winnie for Farm Loans,
40l-40S-io5 Seigwick block, Wichita. Kan
Soft
The Wichita daily eagle., 1897-08-08
NATIONAL ENCAMPMENT {
RCFFALO. ny

bOE E-AIO- ~ 1
The A. T. ani S. F. railway viii sell
excursion tickets % Buffa,o d: the Iov
-2;e OF S27.e0 for the round trip. Dates
ot sale. August 2lst ani end: good for
return unen the eeth OF September. Spe-
cial ecursions 20 various points ot inter
est from Buffalo has been arranged FOR
this occasion Old so,i.ers and their
friends going . the encampment viii do
Wei 20 see Santa Fe agents and make
arrangements FOR this trip. Gail 81 o.
address L r. DELANEY, Agen,
". J. BLACK. G. Z. A. Wichita.
Topeka.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1897-07-17
THE MAGIC SIGNAL.


A boy came down by my gate to-
day and moment he fingered
there,
And he whistled. and then for a sig
nal call his hand shot up in
the air.
And ], from the shade of my porch.
looked up and over my papers
rim,
And / saw two fingers in V form
rajsed, and my heart went
straight out to him.
And oh, the way that the years
sloughed off at the sight of
that upraised hand,
AS again i read that signal which
no boy faileth to understand!
Sweet, sweet old summers OF days
gone by appeared, and l half
suspect
That moist were the eyes which
looked and beheld those boy
ish fingers erect.
Afar then there came through the
heated air from the lot Of my
neighbor. Jones,
An answering call and a screamed
"You betl" in the most deci-
cisive of tones.
And straightway the signal corps
adjourned, and two happy
boys set forth
For the line of woods, where the
clear Des PLANES streams
down from the distant north.
oh. wonders they tell of the hello
graph and marvels the light
ming does,
When the telegraph ticks and the
telephones mix words with
their whir and buzz,
But / think sometimes Of the sun
burned boy, and that credit is
due to him
Who first transmitted by finger
sign, Lets go and swim!"
Chicago Record.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1897-07-17
A WRONG DIAGNOSIS.

"Dr. Wilder" said the lady OF the
house, "as you are so clever with
the knife, we must ask you to carve
the mutton"
with pleasure" was the reply,
and, setting to work. he made a
deep incision in the Joint of meat.
Then, mechanically, he drew from
his pocket a bundle of lint, together
with several linen bandages, and
bound up the wound in due form.
The guests were stricken dumb at
the sight. but he. still deeply alb
sorbed in thought, said, with rest
and care he'll soon be better!"-Cor-
nell Widow.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1897-07-17
A CLOCK TO ORDER.

Visitor-I understand that you
have a phonograph clock which
speaks the hours instead of strik-
ing them, and for an alarm 1t
shouts "Get up!" ETC., In a loud
voice.
Mr.. Edison-It is a great sue
cess.
We'll, l want one, but instead of
shouts Get up!" ETC., in a loud
comes / want it to yell Fire!
'Murderl' 'Thievesv etc. You see.
it's for the servant girl."-New
York Weekly.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1897-07-17
THE CoNDEsCENDING SPAN
lard

Mexicans are not very fond OF
Spaniards. and jokes are constantly
cropping up in Mexico illustrative
Of the arrogance OF the Spanish
character one now current in Mex
leo runs as follows: A Spaniard ar
rived at Vera Cruz and stepped
ashore just as an earthquake oc-
Cured. Putting on a benign smile.
he said. "Tremble not, earth, | am
not going to harm thee!"-Argo-
naut.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1897-07-17
BACHELOR REFLECTIONS.

There is no zest for the wicked.
No man would ever think he was
in love If he hadn't any liver.
Many a man calls himself a fly
on a wheel when he is only mi
crobe on the fly.
A woman watches a hair on her
upper lip about the way a house
dog watches a stranger.
Women are like cigars. After
man has had them awhile they be.
gin to look draggled and have loose
wrappers.
When n man Is so mean anG
cranky that nobody wants to have
anything to do with him, his wife
always says he has a peculiar dis
position.
When a Sunday school superin-
tendent goes wrong. every woman
in the church says she has wonder
ed all along how everybody else
could be so deceived.-New York
Press.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1897-07-17
WHAT HE WANTED.

Here is a mighty good book"
said the persistent trainboy, How
To Win a Woman
Say, look here" said the bald
headed passenger. ''if you've got one
on how to lose 'em I'll buy IL of you
at your own price. Cincinnati En-
quirer.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1897-07-17
A FAIR OFFER.

Hotel Clerk--Very sorry, sir. but
can't let your trunk go until your
bill IL paid.
Stranger--You can't? Why, I'm
city official of Chicago.
Must have the cash"
"Well, / haven't any money with
me, but I'll tell you what III do.
III give you street car fran
chise. New York Weekly
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1897-07-17
TOO PREVIOUS.

Il think I've found the criminal!"
shouted the young detective in wild
excitement.
His confrere looked at him with a
chilling glare. There Is a time for
everything" he said. Just now we
are engaged in looking not for the
criminal. but for clews. Wash
ington Star.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1897-07-17
A CHINK CHANTY.


An American girl has married a
Chinaman named Ngong Fong.-
Daily Paper
/ sing a Celestial slngsong
Bring a gongD
OF the wooing OF Mr.. Ngong For
(Dlng-a-dongD
And the love of the maid
OF paler shade,
Whose regard for her Ngong
Was so strong
(Aw-g'longD
That she longed to become Mrs.
Fong.
So they fed
Alta spread
With joss sticks red.
And seventeen different breeds Of
bread,
And with hugs and with kisses
This Mr.. and Mrs.
Ngong Fong.
Mid
Dingdong
And
Singsong.
Were
Wed.
Now, Mr.. and Mrs. Ngong Tong
(Nas il wrongly
Acquired a deep longing so strong
For Hongkong
That they packed up their tin,
Bought berths for Pekin,
Rubbed noses ''so-long"
With Wing Wong,
Keng Tong
And others with endings in "ons."
And one day
In May
They sailed away
To the land of pinks and chinks
and "tay,"
And mid manifold blisses.
Dwelt Mr.. and Mrs.
Ngong Fong,
The
Bong Tong
OF
Hongkong.
Well.
Say!
New JSrk Press.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1897-07-17
SAFE GUESS.

PROFESSIONALS. Oar, this is an ex-
ample in subtraction. Seven boys
went down to the river to battle, but
two of them had been told not to go
In the water. Now. can you tell me
how many went in?
Oar-Yes. sir Seven. Michigan
University Wrinkle.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1897-07-17
philadelphia Press.
ATMOSPHERE.

Sim Wilkinson hez two smart
boys" remarked Mrs. Corntossel.
"One Of 'em hez gone TO town an
learnt 10 paint They say he puts
lot OF atmosphere in his work"
Mandy. amt you thlnkin about
the other boy2"
His brother?"
Yes. The one that learnt 10 play
the cornet. Washington Star.