Evening journal., 1897-04-29

your Uncle inn IS all the ume trying 10
get you into trouble. 1 should think
you'd find him out after awhile.
Uncle Jim--Why, there's nothing bad
m what he said. 1t twas just little yari-
alton on the old verse.
Mr.. Skinner Crying TO keep a straight
face)--What did your teacher say, viii
lie?
Willie encouraged by his fathers
mirth)-Oh, gee! She YVES hot under
the collarl
Mrs. Skinner-Willie SkinneT. where
do you learn such language?
Uncle Jim-What did she doT
Willie-Aw, she just stopped me and
made me go back TO my seat. an said
next time she'd send me home.
Mrs. Skinner-lf I'd been your teach
er I'd have whipped you good.
Wflie-Hol Ho-ho That just shows
all what you know. Teacher can't 'twhip
kids any more. Any teacher that whips
n kid gets fired that's what Ed Nc
Carthy says.
Mrs. SlSinner-Well, Ed Mccarthy
needs a whipping if any boy ever did.
Mr.. SlSinner-It's n good thing for
you that you haven't got my old teach
er. If you tried one OF those funny
him he would have tanned
/ your jacket.
Willie-Huhi I'd like to see some
teacher lick mel
Mrs. Skinner wish sometimes that
teachers could inflict punishment.
know if was n teacher I'd whip those
Mccarthy boys if l lost my job the next
day.
Ethel-When we're bad in our room
the teacher sends us home.
Mrs. Sxinner-That must be terrible
punishment for some children.
Uncle Jim-I'll bet Bill would hate to
be sent home one of these pleasant
afternoons.
Willie-Aw, / wouldn't care.
Uncle Jim-Would you come right
home?
Wnlie-Aw-w-wl One day way last
summer Ed Mccarthy KEEP on THROWN
paper wads so the teacher would send
him out, 'cuz he wanted to see a ball
| game. an guess she was on to him. for
she didn't send him home at all. She
put him in the corner and made him
I STAY dlACI clAlOOAr an AAiNh etiA ho tNAN'
waited to holler at him when he came
out, an he was so mad he run after
Bob Ellsworth an chugged him right in
the stomach an
Mrs. SlSinner-Willie, you'd better eat
your dinner. You can finish that some
other time.
Uncle Jim-who is your teacher
now?
Willie-Aw, it's Of Miss Sanders.
Mrs. Slxinner-Willie! Don't let me
hear you speak in that manner of your
teacher again. Do you hear?
Willie--I guess if you had to go TO
school to her every day you wouldn't
be Sc stuck on her.
Mrs. Slxinner-Never mind talking
back. If you have anything to say
about her, call her Miss Sanders.
Uncle eJim-Doyou love your teacher
Willie-Aw. keep still.
. Uncle Jim-Why, every little boy
ought TO love his teacher. Ethel loves
her teacher, don't you. Ethel?
Ethel--I liked her the first day.
S WmIie-Oh. geel You can do any
e thing you want to the first day. We
| lnOuBDb MISS DduutIS was Il NdiAul
I when she first come, but she's got *
: cross now us kids can't do a thing.
e Mrs. Sl1inner-No wonder. You boy
e would spoil the temper of a saint. Iti
e bad enough to take care of one. l dom
d know what I'd do if I had 20 on m,
J. hands.
y Uncle Jim-Youd do what Miss San
ders does. You'd put up with them a
: long as you could and then send then
home.
Mrs. Sl0inner-Well, I'd get even will
those Mccarthy boys. I'm sure Willi
e would never have got TO reading thos
cowboy stories if it hadn't been TO
= them
i Uncle Jim-Probably Mrs. McCarth
e thinks it was Willie that led her boy
r. estray.
e Mrs. SlIinner-Indeedl I don't Sc
what reason she has to think anythin
. like that Willie behaves himself YER
n well when he keeps away from thos
ie boys. They are always getting him int
some trouble.
Mr.. Sltinner-Tm afraid they don
l. have to pun at him very hard.-Chicag