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Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1897-10-15
Ii May Save Your Life

A dose or two of Foleys Honey and
Tar will prevent an attack of pneumonia
grip or severe cold if taken in time.
Cures coughs, colds, Group LaGrippe,
hoarseness, difficult breathing, whooping
cough, incipitent consumption, asthma
or bronchitis. Gives positive relief i'll
advanced stages Of consumption, asthma
or bronchitis. Guaranteed BIvINs d
RHODES.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1897-10-15

Thousands suffer from catarrah or cold
in the head and have never tried the pop
ular remedy. There is no longer any
excuse, as 10 cent trial size of Ely s
Cream Balm can be had of your drug
gist or we will mail it for ten cents Full
size 90 cents.
ELY BROS, SO Warren St., n. y City.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1897-10-15
For Sale.

House and lot in block rs, lot / ? and
3, village of Alma, known as the Pritch-
ard property. Will sell cheap for cash,
or will trade for farm land. Write to
j. 5. Weidman, Weidman, Mich, for
prices, etc. Yours respectfully,
945-tf j $. WEIDMAN.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1897-10-15

A pain in the chest is natures warn
ing that pneumonia is threatened.
Dampen piece of flannel with Cham
berlain's Pain Balm and bind over the
seat of pain, and another on the back be-
tween the shoulders, and prompt relief
will follow Sold by BIvINs d RHODES.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1897-10-15

For the ailments Of the kidneys and
bladder incident to declining years
there is no remedy that produces such
immediate and satisfactory results as DR..
j. II. McLean's Liver and Kidney Balm
Its genial and invigorating effect on the
liver and kidneys is remarkable. Price
3l00 a bottle. For sale by b. S. Webb
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1897-10-15

Old people suffer much from disorders
of the kidneys or urinary organs, and
are always gratified at the wonderful
effect of DIR. j. II. McLean's Liver and
Kidney Balm in banishing their troubles.
Price 81 bottle For sale by b. S. Webb.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1897-10-15
IL hitstha Snot.

When suffering from a severe cold and
your throat and lungs feel sore, take a
dose of Foley's Honey and Tar,
when the sore ness will be at
once relieved, 2 warm CRATE
full feeling and healing OF the
parts affected, will be experienced and
you will say. 1T feels so good, IT HITS
THE SPOT" 1t is guaranteed.
BIVINS * RHODES
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1897-10-15
c.g<.ss4 3. = =
! College Department, !
EsSs 3;
Devoted to the Interests OF
Alma College.

ALPHA THETA
President Frances Adams
Vice President Mertha Peters
Cor Sec'y Wheelie Plum
Meet i'm reception room at Ladies ban every
Wednesday evening at Z 90.
ZETA SIGMA-
President. W ii. Long
Vice President. ). l.. Divine
Secretary. W. f. Knox
Meet in society room. Sd floor main building
every Monday evening at 100
PHuoMATuBAN-
President. Alice Nliet
Vice President, Winnifred Carl
Secretary. Julia MacCallum
Meet i'm reception room at Ladies han every
Monday evening at 200,
ADELPHC-
President II A Eastman
Vice President. W. A. Robinson
Secretary c. w. Sidcbotham
Meet ia society room, 3D. floor main building
every Monday evening at 90
FRGBEL-
President, Nina Hannah
Vice President, Evelyn Sweetland
Secretary, Edah Blanchard
Meet every Monday evening at 800
IN. ca.
President. b. s. Bates
Vice President, j b. Stevens
Secretary, ID. :. Carmichael
Meet every Sunday afternoon at 500. Strangers
always welcome.
Y. W. c. A
President. Maude H. Bishop
Vice President, Frances d. Adams
Secretary, Mary Webster
Meet i'm reception room at Ladies Hall every
Sunday afternoon at 500. AL invited.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1897-10-15

Ynlt ought TO know that when suffer
uo ing from any kidney trouble that
a safe, sure remedy is Foley's Kidney
Cure. Guaranteed or money refunded.
BIvNIS q RHODES.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1897-10-15
Working Woman's Home
Association
81 s., Peoria st. Chicago, II

Jan. II, 1896.
Our Working Woman's Home Asso.
citation used Foley's Honey and Tar six
years ago, and are using it to-day. 1t
has always been favorite, for while its
taste is not at all unpleasant its effects
are very beneficial Ii has never yet
disappointed us. Wishing you all pos
sible success, sincerely yours, LAURA
CT. FIXoN, Mgr. BIvINs q RHODES.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1897-10-15
CATARRH
Flu 5 Cream Balm

Heals and Protects the Membrane. Restores the
Senses Of Taste and Smell Full size Soc Trial
size Zoe by Druggists or by mail.
ELY BkOIHERs DO Warren 81. Now York
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1897-10-15
CrOup Quickly Cured.

MOUNTAIN GLEN, Ark.-Our children
were suffering with Group when we re-
ceived "A bottle of Chamberlain Cough
Remedy. 1t afforded almost instant re-
lief.-F. A. THORNTON. This celebrated
remedy is for sale by BVINs 81 RHODES.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1897-10-15

Cascarets Candy Cathartc the most won
derful medical discovery OF the age, pleas
ant aud refreshing 90 the taste, act gently
aud positively on kidneys. liver and bowels,
cleansing the entire system, dispel colds,
cure headache, fever, hubitunl constitution
and bi.iousness. Please buy and try box
of G. G.. g. to-day; 10, -, 70 cents. Sold and
guaranteed 10 cure by all druggists.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1897-10-15
To Cure Constipation Forever,
Try Aliens Foot-Ease,

TAKE Cascarets Candy Cathartic lOc or 25c
II G. &. {. fail 10 cure. druggists refund money
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1897-10-15
To Cure Constipation Forever.
There is:a Glass of People

Take Cascarets Candy Cathartic. l0c or 25c
II c. c. c. fail TO cure druggists refund money
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1897-10-15
Educate Your Bowels with Cascarets.
Try Craln-Ol Try Graln-Ol

Candy CRthartic. cure constipation forever
0c 25c. II G. Q. c fail, druggists refund money
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1897-10-15
Don't Tobacco Spit and Smoke Your life Away

40 quit tobacco easily and forever. be mag
netc. ful OF life nerve and vigor, take No-To
Bac. the won0eI yorker, that makes weak men
strong All druggists, zoe or 81. Cure guaran-
teed Booklet and sample free Add -ess
Sterling Remedy Co, Chicago or New York
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1897-10-15
Fur Robes
Plush Robes
Horse Blankets
LARGEST ASSORTMENT
EVER OFFERED FOR
SALE IN ALMA.

Would call attention especially to our
large line of Square Wool Blankets
bought direct from the Narlhen, Ohio
Blanket Mills. We are headquarters
for bargains in these goods.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1897-10-15
AIokTGAGE sALE:-Dcfnnlt having been

Perrins q Baldwin, Attorneys for Mo 5ruVi
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1897-10-15
No-To- Bac for Fifty Cents.

Guaranteed tobacco habit cure, makes weak
men strong, blood pure. soc, 81. All druggists.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-01-05
The SUCCESS Of Henry q, TboreII.

Henry q. Thorell, whose postofiice ad.
dress is Holdredge, Neb. was at one time a
carriage maker in Chicago. He removed
to Nebraska in 1877. That he has reason
TO be satisfied is proven by the fact that he
is to-day worth $4,000, every cent of ii
made on his farm. Last year (1S96) he had
go acres in corn. $50 acres in small grain,
81 horses, 80 head of cattle and $50 hogs
In our Nebraska Book" (40 pages with
maps and illustrations) are dozens Of state
ments like that of Mr.. Thorell They are
made hy farmers who have made a success
of farming. They show that Nebraska is
as good as any state in the Union.
The t"'.k in which they appear is as diff
ereur from the ordinary agricultural pam
phlet a> day is from night. 1t is interesting,
practical. truthful. In a Straightforward,
simple fashion, il tells You erything you
need to know about Nebraska Its climate,
people, schools, churches. railroads. mar
kets, soil and crops. Ii explains why the
Nebraska farmer makes money i'm spite of
low prices and hard times. Why land is
cheap. And how it is as easy for an intel
ligent and industrious man To BUY Ne
braska farm as it is TO rent one in any
state east of the Missouri river.
Every farm renter who wants to become
farm-owner: every farm-owner who /.
tired of trying to make money off high
priced land every father who wants TO Civ,
his sons "a start on the high road TO indie
pendence, should write for a copy. Free.
j. FRANCIS,
Genl Pass'r Agt., Burlington Route,
Omaha, Neb.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-01-05
Miss Mary X, Gaiya, III.

You have the zodiacal sign Scorpio,
which Mars rules, rising at your birth
and therefore Mars is your ruling
planet or significator. Scorpio usually
denotes a person Of medium height:
well set and compact figure; rather
short limbs; the complexion not very
clear and oftentimes freckled; the hair
dark and of luxuriant growth; you are
reserved and secret.ve in your nature
and keep your business secrets to
yourself; you are ambitious, stirring
and energetic and inclined to take the
lead in anything in which you become
interested; you are not very yielding
In your disposition and when opposed
are liable to lose control Of your tenn
per; you are fond of anything that is
of a mystical character and cas-
lily become interested in any
thing relating to chemistry; you
are great admirer of surgeons.
soldiers, firemen, etc., when they
perform any operation that re-
quires skill or any act OF bravery, SOL
diers on dress parade, etc.; you also
take quite an interest in war and navy
news and all kinds Of military affairs.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-01-05
Frank. Notre Dame. Ind.

You have the zodiacal sign Scorpio
rising, with Sagittarius intercepted on
the ascendant, and Mercury Venus and
the Sun also there, consequently you
have Mars, Jupiter, Mercury, Venus
and the Sun for ruling planets. You
are above medium height, and we'll
proportioped body; medium to dark
complexion, hair and eyes; the eyes
have peculiar sparkle and sharp
sight. You are stirring and energetic,
and will always have an ambition for
a large business, with plenty of rush
to it. You are fond of anything that
has a mystery connected with it, and
are very original and inventive in your
ideas. You are also fond of anything
pertaining to chemistry and pharmacy.
You have good command OF language,
and you are also a deep thinker, and
do not always tell everything you
know. You have strong intuitions, and
have good knowledge of many things
without ever having had to study to
learn about them.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-01-05
BOOKS AND AUTHORS.

Mrs. Humphrey Ward is hard AZ
work upon small play, to which she
is said to be devoting some of her best
energies.
1t has been proposed by citizens OF
Portland, Ore, to build a bicycle path
from that city to the base of Mount
Hood, distance of fifty-four miles.
Don't forget that the angel of the
Lord is still doing guard duty for the
righteous man.
The "old man" has been anxious to
be as the gods, ever since he ate Of the
forbidden fruit.
Those who make the Bible a lamp
to their feet, will never have to spend
much time in the dark.
When the preaching is aimed
straight at the face of sin, how quick
the hypocrite begins to dodge.
There are people who claim to be
praying for the poor, who never do
a~''t"'''~ else for them.-Ram's Horn.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-01-05
VA RIETIES s.

The British aristocracy includes IA
600 persons.
A single pound OF the finest spider
webs would reach around the world.
When one is lying down the heart
makes ten strokes less per minute
than when one is standing up.
Only one marble statue of the hu-
man figure with eyelashes is known.
1t is one of the gems of the vatican.
the sleeping Ariadne, and was found in
1903.
Six women can talk at once. and 90,
along all right-but no two men can
do it..
A bohemian is a man who borrows
money on the strength of wearing n
soiled collar.
Many man who wore shoulder
straps during the war has been strap-
ped ever since.
The virtue which parleys is sure to
surrender; moral strength gives a
negative at once.
The man who entertains his thoughts
would not always like for his neighbors
to see his guests
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-01-05
John NJ, Brooklyn.

You have the zodiacal sign Leo,
which the sun rules. rising at birth and
therefore the Sun is your ruling planet
or significator. The sign Leo usually
denotes a wiry. muscular. slender fig
ure, with wide shoulders in proportion
to the rest Of the body; the complexion
fair and ruddy; the hair and eyes light;
the eyes are large and in some cases
they would be called 'popeyes." You
are OF sunny, cheerful temperament;
you are charitable and generous. too
much so for your own good; you are
very restless when not busy at some
thing: you are very apt to borrow
trouble in some way or cross bridges
before you get to them; you are appar
emily quick tempered yet seldom get
your deep anger aroused; yet when you
do you become very fierce like the lion
when your anger is once aroused you
will give somebody that was the cause
of it the full benefit of your opinion re-
CARELESS of. their position or rank. You
have more than average pride and am
bition and have a natural gift OF
language.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-01-05
500 Reward. @IOO.

The readers of this paper will be pleased
TO learn that there is at least one dreaded
disease that science has been able TO cure
in all its stages, and that is catarrh.
Halls Catarrh Cure is the only positive
cure now known TO the medical fraternity.
Catarrh being constitutional disease, re-
quires constitutional treatment. Halls
directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system, thereby destroying
the foundation of the disease. and giving
the patient strength by building up the
constitution and assisting nature IN doing
its work. The proprietors have so much
faith in its curative powers that they Of
fer One Hundred Dollars for any case
that it fails to cure. Send for list of tes-
timonials. Address.
f. J. CHENEY e. CO, Toledo, o.
Sold by druggists. i5c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-01-05
FIGS AND THISTLES.

What bad man hates, the devil
hates.
When men begin drinking, they gen.
orally stop thinking.
Most of us would help the Lord more,
IL we would smile more.
Looking difficulty square in the
face, will often kill it dead.
No prayer meeting was ever killed
by the prayers being too short.
The world has learned more from
its poor, than 1t has from it's kings.
Beware of the sin whose only de-
tense is that 1t is highly respectable.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-01-05
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT.
Important to All the Readers of This
Paner.

Important to All the Readers of This
Paper.
We have decided to extend time to
January 18th, '97, that we will send to
every reader OF this paper prepaid
one 25c bottle of drops for 1Oc. Large
bottles 600 doses), sl.00.
drops is not sold by druggists. On
ly by us and our agents.
This wonderful curative gives al
most instant relief and is a permanent
cure in rheumatism. sciatica, neural
gia. dyspepsia, backache, asthma, hay
fever, catarrh, sleeplessness, nervous
ness, nervous and neuralgia headache,
heat weakness, toothache. earache,
Group, la grippe, malaria, creeping
numbness, bronchitis, and kindred dis
eases.
1T is not often that we commend in
these columns anything of a medicin-
al character, but our Chicago repre-
sentative has had personal access to
the correspondence of this Company,
and has seen some of the many thous-
ands of genuine testimonials and let
.ers they receive daily, and assure US
that the cures affected by this remedy
border on the marvelous.-Chicago
Opinion.
If suffering do'not delay, but order
today. Your money refunded if 5 drops
falls in any way short of what we
claim.
SWANSON RHEUMATIC CURE CO.,
167 Dearborn ST.,
ChicaqO Ill
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-01-05

purpose of obtaining exact data. He
was cordially received by Major Nc
ley, Mrs. Mckinley and the president
elects aged mother. Prof. Cunningham
is at present making horoscope Of the
Mckinley administration, beginning at
noon March A. 1t will be printed in
March. Persons wishing to have horo.
scopes made should remember to give
Christian name, place of birth and
residence, date and year of birth, hour
and minute If possible. If you do not
know the hour, send two two-cent
stamps for particulars. Correspondents
should also bear in mind that the as
trologer wishes it distinctly understood
that he treats the position of the plan
cts at time of birth merely as indica-
tons and not causes. A planet may
signify an event. like the star of Beth
lehem for instance, but of itself it
has no other connection with it. Cor
respondents are answered free in these
columns. Address Prof. G.. w. Cum
bingham, Dept. 4, 1874 Clinton street,
Chicago, Ill.
Answers printed In order as received.
Here are some for this week:
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-01-05

Equal parts of ammonia and turpen-
tine will take the paint out of cloth
ing, even if it has become hard and
dry. Wet the spot as often as neces-
sary, and wash out in soap suds.
One teaspoonful of ammonia in a
cupful of water will clean gold or sill
yer jewelry. A few drops on the I'M
der side of a diamond will clean it i'm
mediately, making it very brilliant.
Old brass may be made to look like
new by pouring strong ammonia over
it, then scrubbing with brush; rinse
in clean water and be careful not to
touch your hands with the ammonia.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-01-05

suffering with it to-day. and yet do not
realize this serious fact.
There are men and women In every por-
ton OF America who feel out of sorts,
and who do not realize what II is that
affects them. They may have peculiar
pains In various parts OF the body.
strange lassitude. a bad taste in the
mouth. pains in the back and about the
loins. and a general irregularity of the
system.
These things mean Brights Disease In
some one OF its various stages. and no
man or woman is safe who has them.
This terrible disease was once consid-
cred ineurable. Eminent doctors so de-
clared. hut constant scientific and chem
zeal experiments resulted In discovery,
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-01-05
A Towel of Biotting Paper.

Paper has been put to, a variety Of
uses, but its most curious employment Is
foreshadowed in the recent patenting
of a blotting-paper towel. The idea
is that a person on stepping out OF his
morning bath, instead Of rubbing him.
self dry in the orthodox manner,
should envelop his body in a towel OF
plotting paper, which will. without
trouble, and in few seconds. absorb
all the moisture upon his skin. The
idea is ingenious. but 1t does away with
that wholesome friction which many
believe to be so beneficial to the skin.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-01-05
A 5O-Cent Calendar Free.

Perhaps the most beautiful Calendar issued for
the year 81 is rnE YOUTHS COMPANION Art CAL
endar, which is given 10 each subscriber TO the pa
per for the years. IL is made up OF four charmin ny
pictures, beautifully reproduced in twelve barmo-
NOUS colors. IL is in form four-page folder
which. when extended, is l0x2i inches in size, The
subjects are delightfully."- attractive. This Calendar
makes a desirable ornament for n mantel. centre
table writing desk. IL is offered for sale only by
the publisher OF TuE YOUTHS COMPANION at 80
cents per copy. Only because of the enormous
number published is II possible for the publishers
of THE COMPANION TO send IL free to all CONAN
ION subscribers.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-01-05
She Drew the Line.

Mrs. Richesse (proudly)-My daugh-
ter, 1 think it advisable that you enter
the matrimonial state. / have there
fore chosen that you should marry
Adolphus Frederick de Pissps, Mar
quis of Highly, Count de Millson, etc.
Daughter-Good heavens, mother!
Would you have your daughter big
amist three times over?
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-01-05
PROF. ABBOTT.

The year just closed has furnished an
alarming array Of prominent men who
have died OF Bright's disease of the kid
neys. The number includes Professor
Austin Abbott. the great jurist and author
Of law books; NJ. b. Brsdy. the famous
photographer; Col. Thos. w. Knox. the
author of the BOY Travellers; Mark
M. Pomeroy. the well-known editor; AR
Edwin Partridge. the prominent Chicago
merchant: and Ex-Governor Greenhalge.
Of Massachusetts.
II death loves a shining mark" IL is
also certain that Bright's disease finds
its victims among the prominent as well
as among the millions OF people who are
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-01-05

which is an absolute cure for Bright's
disease, even in its advanced stages. IL
is the one and only known remedy for
this terrible complaint; its name Is
Warmers Safe Cure.
pie are to-day kept in perfect health and
strength through it's use. 1t has pleas
ing, soothing and quoting effect upon the
kidneys, and all adjacent organs. IL re-
lieves promptly. puts the system in n
condition OF health, and substitutes hap
piness for misery. Testimonials or its
great power could be furnished ny tho
thousands, but all intelligent men and
women. as well as the medical profession,
know it's great power and the grand work
il is doing in the world.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-01-05
Keens Up the Illusion.

May-Does you father allow you to
turn down the gas when George comes
to see you?
Agatha-No; but we get the best OF
him all the same.
May-How so?
Agatha-We wear dark glasses after
10 p. m.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-01-05
On the wedding Trip.

You can't both ride on a single
ticket" said the conductor sharply.
20, guess we kim" answered Josh,
with perfect confidence, as he threw his
arm around his blushing companion.
IF you'll look at this here dockament
you'll see that me and Marchy's jest
been made one"
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-01-05
California.

If you win send your name and adj
dress we will send representative to
your home to explain all about the ad-
vantages of Phillips Rock Island per-
sonally conducted Tourist Car Excur-
sions to California. Address A. Phil
lips & Co., 81 Adams street, Chicago.
John Sebastian, G. p. A.. Chicago, III.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-01-05
Everything Handy.

Flyrig-I have one weakness-corn.
When / die 1 am going to have some
ears of sweet-corn buried with me.
Flydig-You had better make it pop
corn. 1t will be so easy for You to
pop it.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-01-05
A Christmas Book.

''Iwant to buy Christmas present of a
book for young man"
Yes, miss, what kind of book would
you like2"
Why, book for young man."
well, but what kind of a young manl''
"Oh, he's tall and has light barr and
he always wears blue neckties."
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-01-05
Running to Extremes.

Notwithstanding nowadays is
syndicated. Even the clubmen are
employing syndicated Wallets.
Belle-Gracious! First thing We
know society will actually stoop to
syndicated family skeletons.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-01-05
A. p,chanre of Compliments.

He-You may be engaged, but l can
never conceive of your being in love.
She-And you may be in love, but l
can never conceive of your being en-
gaged.-Detroit Free Press.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-01-05
Her Last Chance.

Leap Year Maid-Reggy, If should
propose to you. would you marry me?
Reggy (absently)-Oh, always leave
all those disagweeable things to me
man, don't you know.