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Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-08-03
Distinguished Allies.

DO you know" said Tattered Temp
kins to Weary Walker, that we are al
lied to the English nobility?'
"Naw."
Its fack. I read in the paper that
woman wrapped our last hand-out in
that none O. them aristocratic ducks
ever work" -Louisville Courier-Jo our
nal.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-08-03
Need of Caution

Mrs. McInty-An' plat did tb' doc
Their soy was the matter wild y'r eye,
Patsy?
Small Son-He say-ed thur was some
foreign substance in it.
Mrs. McInty with an II told you so''
air)-Now, maybe yen kape away from
thin Oitalians.-N. Y. Weekly,
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-08-03
Never Touched Him.

Parke Row. didn't know Spunger-
ly's address, so I sent letter to him to-
the Bon Ton cafe; he's always there;
and it's mighty strange get no an
swer.
Phil Space-Heavens, man! Didn't
you know that all the mail that way
goes to the cashiers desk? - N. Y.
Truth
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-08-03
A Powerful Ple0.

Judge-Have you anything to say
before the, court passes sentence up
on you?
Prisoner-Well, all 1 got to say is,
hope yer honor'n consider the ex-
IRENE youth Of my lawyer, an let me
off easy.-Tit-Bits.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-08-03

N - ~ i ~
familiar with its details; and it will
take considerable time TO PASS it.
Hence, the storthing cannot close its
present session before August Z. c>
Five hundred brickmakers in the
neighborhood Of Fredrickstad went on
strike because they could not have
their wages advanced 10 per cent
Five million logs we're rated on the
Glommen river during the past year.
This beats all former records. 1T 4
Quite number Of store clerks in
Christiania work from a. m. to 10 or
II p. IN. Under, such circumstances it
is no wonder they are organizing them
solves for the purpose of reducing the
hours of work.
From 800 to 1928 was paid for good
farm horses at the Trondhj em St. Hans
market.
The storthing has instructed the gov
eminent to draw up bill regarding
cremation.
The government is roundly criticized
by the liberal; press for proposing that
the new railway which is to connect
Christiania and Bergen be made mar
row gauge. Only one member of the
Norwegian cabinet, OLSON, the minis
ter of war. advocates broad gauge
system. The general objection against
the proposition of the government is
that to make said line narrow gauge
would be to split up the railway net of
Norway into two distinct systems,
narrow gauge one for the west, and a
broad gauge one for the rest of the
country. A most determined effort
will be made to Illustrate the plan of
the government by making the stor-
thing pass a broad gauge bill. The
difference in the cost of the two sys-
TENS is not quite S500,000
A cablegram states that Capt. Sver-
drup will try to sail around the north
end of Greenland on his next north
pole expedition, and that he expects to
stay away two years.
A Norwegian pleasure boat carrying
a pure Norwegian flag, was stoned
while in the port of Stromstad, Swed-
ish city.
By way of experiment., pressed sea-
weeds have been exported to Germany
from Jaederen. This method is said
to bring larger returns than the old
way of burning the weeds snd export
ing the ashes.
Large shoals of herring have been
struck off the west coast, and the fish
ermen are watching for their approach
at the shore.
Prof. Nansen and wife are spending
a three weeks vacation on board their
pleasure yacht Veslemoy (Little
Maiden) among the fjords of the west
coast of Norway.
Wild and tame berries of different
kinds are very plentiful in the south
western part of the country.
The district jails of the burnt towns
Levanger and Namsos will not be re-
built.
The next literary work of Henrik
Ibsen will be drama, as usual. Nor
genbladet claims to know that the aim
of the play will be to contrast the race
Ito contrast the natural man with the
artificial man.
A painter in Christiania for years had
a peculiar, singing in his thigh. He
finally had an operrtion performed and
a piece of glass 4 by ~ inches was
taken out. The glass had been in the
mans body over nine years.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-08-03
She Objected.

EYES," said Mrs. Parvenue, as the
maid retired from the room, "she is
my new maid. Her name is Marie"
The new maid turned suddenly.
"None O. that" she exclaimed. ''Don't;
you spring any Eye-talian names on
Post
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-08-03
ON THE DIAMOND.

Standing Of Baseball Clubs for the
Week Ended July 20.
The following tables show the num-
Der of games won and lost and the per-
centage of the clubs of the leading base
ball organizations. National league: 2
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-08-03
No Temptation,

She-Don't you think it is inappro-
pirate to have applause in church?
3 Helm. I never considered that
question. There is never any occasion
for applause in our church. = N. Y.
World. Pm .&* ~. 1 r. J. ~. III
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-08-03
At the SeashOre.

She was heart-broken.
my beautiful bathing suit is abso-
iutely ruined" she moaned.
''How did it happen?" asked her
mother, anxiously.
II accidentally got wet."-Chicago
Post.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-08-03
Fifty Years.

The First Baptist Sunday school of
st. Paul, celebrated the fftieth ami
versary of the first Sunday school ses-
sion ever held in that city. A. II. Can
vender. a venerable gentleman of 50,
the first Sunday school superintendent
of st. Paul, delivered brief address
to the 300 children present, and related
the incidents connected with the or
ganlzation OF the first school of
st. Paul, July IS, 1s47.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-08-03
DENMARK.

A 67-year OLD WIDOW IN COpeu hagen
was seized with an epileptic fit while
carrying a burning lamp across the
floor. The lamp exploded. setting fire
to her clothes, part of which were
burnt off. Fortunately the fire went
out. But the unfortunate woman was
so badly burnt that she could not rise
from the floor; and two days later she
was found half dead by relative who
happened to come to visit her.
To put things very mildly, the Danes
were surprised when Danish butter
was beaten as to quality by butter
from distant Minnesota. The Danes
realize. however, that Denmark has q
tremendous advantage over it's success
full rival in being located so near the
English market. -
The theater known as Circus du
Nord, in Copenhagen, was on the point
of being reduced to ashes late one af-
ternoon, portion of the floor having
been consumed by the fire when it was
discovered. It took the fire depart
ment an hour of hard work to put the
building beyond danger.
Three English seamen assaulted q
Danish sailor at the free harbor, and
maltreated to such: an extent that he
was left unconscious. Before leaving
the scene, they also appropriated his
watch and pocket book. They had
proceeded but few. steps, however,
when all three were apprehended and
put in jail.
The explosion of bomb in the mill
tary laboratory at .Refshaleoen caused
great havoc It was an old bomb
which was being emptied to be- re-
loaded with better powder. The ex-
plosion also set fire to small key of
powder. causing q double explosion.
Three men were seriously injured, and
q fourth one slightly. .szj.: ::ss
Aschoolboy at Aarhus was anxious
to show his comrades to what depth he
could dive, and they went to one Of
the local bathing places. The diver
not only reached the bottom, but car
ried up handful OF sand with him as
proof. But what was their astonish-
mont when they found . gold ring in
the sand. Es q. ~ . .s *s 81.
The king Of Belgium, while on voy-
age to Norway, had GLAND at Aarhua
to have the engine Of his pleasure
steamer Clementina repaired.
The great lockout in the machine
manufacturing and related industries
is maintained AS stu bbornly as ever.
The employers are willing to arbitrate
only on condi tion that the employees 60
to work before any steps re1takensin
the matter but the emplo yes look upon
this IS trap The blackami this en-
forced general lockout July 9Th.
thereby materially increasing the vast
army 81 idle work ngnen.
The city conncil Of Aarhus hasxre-
fused Is grant priiYa parties permis-
sion to- construct and operate belt
street railway; b,ats steps were AIKEN 81
the same tiirne 81 have the city build
a1 electric slieh tS 81 sss.5I
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-08-03
Ought to Re Effective,

Hojack- curative powers of mu- <
sic are being tried on the insane.
Tomdik-It ought to be effective in
the case of persons who have been
driven crazy by piano and cornet prac-
tice on the homeopathictheory
Vile Courier-Journal.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-08-03

Hired Boy-Kin I go fishin' this after
noon?
Farmer-No; but be good boy, an
work hard, n mebbe next week you kin
go to funeral
Hired Boy-Kin go to your'n Pup.
tO-Date
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-08-03
Her Busy Season.

Are you doing much these days?"
asked Mr.. Game Rooster Of Mrs. Ban
tam Hem.
''Well, I should cackle,' replied the
intelligent fowl.-Louisville Courier
Journal 81 #:. .& ~ 4. Il \ Is
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-08-03

His Advantage.
The animals ran a friendly race
One day before the fall.
The giraffe, he won by just a neck,
And yet he distanced them all.
Chicago Tribune,
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-08-03

A rich gold find is reported in Minne-
sofa within so miles of Duluth,
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1897-08-02
TERROR REIGNS IN HAVANA
CUBANS MAKE A SUCCESSFUL AT
TACK ON THE SUBURBS.


Tampa. Fla. Aug. 1.-The story tele-
graphed from Havana last week about
an attack made by the insurgents on
the suburbs OF that city is confirmed
by passengers who left Havana on the
Plant Line steamer Mascot yesterday
and arrived here Tonight. Senor CAL
bajor. a wealthy Spaniard says that
the attack was led by Juan Delgado
and Hernandez. The insurgent chiefs
left 500 Of their troops outside OF the
town and carried 800 10 the attack.
They We're well armed with dynamite
rapid firing guns and met with but
slight resistance. The engagement was
shUrt and desperate. Forty-nine Span
iards were killed and ls0 injured: two
Cubans were killed and 40 wounded.
The inhabitants Of the town fled for
their lives, leaving the insurgents in
complete possession. They sacked the
place and secured $4,000 In gold, be-
sides "a large quantity of supplies that
they could not carry away, Other pas
sengers tell about the same story of
the AFFAIR and say that the widest ter
gor reigns In Havana and that the we'll
tO-dO Inhabitants are leaving as fast
as the local laws will permit.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1897-08-02

N-ionsl department COMMANDER OF the
department Of the POI mac. suspcnJirg
officers -id delegates of W. =. Hsncocis
and John 4. Logan Conm-rds from all
rights and privileges. cf IN. union until
they comply With certain orders recently
issued by the department commands:
TIE members OF the commands affected
say they viii pay no heed to The "fdcr
The difficulty arises out Of dissatisfaction
with an order received from the COM
msnder-in-chi.f Of the union conveying
Information that the Washington COM
mandary OF the T. V. 4. had been alien
si-d from the department OF the Foio-
mac. A protest against the order u now
proceeding and will be decided at the
meeting OF the national .ncsmpmcnt
next month. General Dillon's order siso
susp.nds the colonel OF John A. Logan
command. II. p. Steele until he furnishes
evidence OF his eligibility to memb,rship.
which requires service at the front during
the war. The l-tter's friends say he can
furnish this satisfactorily.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1897-08-02
THEY WANT RETALIATION
MERCHANTS KICK ABOUT THE HIGH
CANADIAN TARIFF.
Buf IL Is Mighty Poor Rule That will
Not work Beth Ways
Meetings Called.

San Francisco. Aug. 1.-Msrchants OF
this city who have profited by the kion-
dyke excitement are considering seriously
tho sdvisability OF communicating with
the treasury department In Washington
and asking retaiiatory messures against
the new Canadian tariff. II has been estf-
IN atsd by many OF them that nearly NIL
lion dollars have been expended within
the last few weeks I'm this city In the
purchase OF outfits and supplies for the
Alaskan mines. Since the news was pub
llshed that the Canadian government had
imposed a high protective duty on all
things coming across the border and
would send force OF mounted police to
collect the duty. there has been a marked
falling on In purchases. No definite plan
has yet been decided upon by the projec-
tors except that they contemplate hold
Ing meeting Monday With View 70 -
curing the assistance OF the chamber
OF commerce and board OF trade In furth-
.ring the movement. II is thought that
the popular sentiment throughout the
country will result In substantial assist
ance from other states and steps Will b
taken as soon as temporary orEauf1a-
tlon Il effected to have the merchants OF
Seattle. Tacoma and Port Townsend
united in the project.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1897-08-02
NEW York YACHT cLua
Its Finy-Third Cruise Will ne an Impres-
sise One.

New York. Aug. i.-Unl.ss all signs fail
the sd annual -ruise of the New York
Yacht club. beginning tomorrow at
Glencove. the place OF rendezvous. Will
be the most imposing one ss a spectacle
and the most interesting from a sporting
standpoint thst this famous orrsniza ton
has ever enjoyed. AT sundown tonight
there we're lying In the hzrbor on Glen
cove some % yachts. the nucleus OF the
great fleet that will assemble there to-
morrow 10 prepare for It's FIRST days
squadron run. which Is TO he from Glen
cove to Huntington.
At II a. m. tomorrow there Ia to be =
meeting OF captains on board the nag
ship Corszir Commodore J. Pierpont Nor
gan, to decide what time the start shall
be made and there settle some Of the MI
nor details OF the cruise. 1o-morrow's
races will he particularly interesting by
reason OF the value of the prises offered
by vice-Commodore L<dyard. and because
of the array of crsck boats that will start
In the race The start tomorrow will b
made about p. m, and y-footers will b
sent away on one gun start. The sloops
viii be sent away next and the schooners
last
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1897-08-02
eNcLANo's FIRST STEP.
Formation Of a Customs Union with Her
Colonies.

Berlin. Aug. i.-fh. Kres Zsitung ssy.
that the denunsis,ion OF the commercial
treaty with the German zollyeren ls Great
Brit3in's first step towards the prot.c-
ZIONIST system. and adds: rBut there Is
no ground for serious alarm. because she
had her carrying trade to protect and
retaliation TO fcsr. Moreover a one
sided preference shown to Canada might
provoke conflict with the United
States
The National z.itung says that Great
Britain IL herself tho nation most inter-
ested In the conclusion of 4 new treaty.
and that Germany may gain much by
skillful and cold-booded diplomacy. The
Nossiche Zsitung says: $50 far as Ger
mnny's relations with England are con-
cerned, II II q matter OF Indifference
whether We have treaty or not" The
Berlin.r Tageblstt says: Great Britsin's
intention 10 join the mother country snd
colonies In 4 customs union will not In
duce her to restrict British trade with
Germany any further than is necessary
to attain this object" Thr- thro. last
named papers all agree that u is quit.
out OF the question for England 10 adopt
protection.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1897-08-02
AN DREE'S BALLOON.


Winnipeg. Aug. IA Whitemouth
dispatch to the Free Press says: In
quiries regarding a large balloon which
was seen passing in northeasterly di-
rection on the evening OF the 2sth. three
miles from Whitemouth. have elected
the fact that the evening was remark
ably calm and clear. Farmer HendeT-
son was standing at the door of his
barn and was taking glance around
the sky when he saw IA large obkong
object sailing slowly across the hori-
zon.
Gradually he made out the car. when
he saw large sail swing into view.
Astonishment held him spellbound and
again and again the ghostlike sail
swung in full view, showing its envr-
nous proportions. and then slowly
drifted out of sight in the twilight.
Henderson. On returning to his house.
consulted newspaper having "A pic
ture of Andree's balloon and declares
that the airship he saw is of the same
character. The balloon was floating
very low and Henderson says II could
not have been more than half n mile
away. He could see no signs Of life and
IL showed no light.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1897-08-02
A Cutting AFFAIR.

Special Dispatch TO the Standard.
Billings. Aug. l.-This morning about
l:o Tom Baird. farm lsborrr. and
Douglass Walker. a coIor.d iinhorn gam
bier duarreled In Mike O'Connclrs So
loon on the south side. when Walker
gave Baird a terrible slash with knife in
III. left forearm. sevsrinG the principal
artery and vein. DIR. Rln.hart was sum
moned and succeeded In stopping the
flow OF blood. but not until the man hsd
lost a great quantity of IL and was much
weakened. He Was also cut In the face.
This evening he IL resting easily and vii
probably recover. Walker disappeared sf-
ter the sffray. but WIS overtak.n by the
sheriff at Laurel station. 10 which point
he had walked. lie Ii nav lodged In
jSiL
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1897-08-02
A Puxiiissic Carnival.

San Francisco Aug. 1.-San Francisco
will have a pugilistic carnival Of Its own.
no matter what Billy Brady and Dan
Stuart decide on doing in regard to their
much-talked Of shows at Reno and Car
son. Tn. Empire Athletic club and the
Columbian Athletic association have join
ed forces for the occasion and are PLAN
ming 10 bring of fve or six fights some
time in September within one or two days
The exact time and the talent have not
been selected ss yet
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1897-08-02
A RIR Meet.

Philadelphia. Aug 1.-The thirteenth an
nuai meet of the League ef American
whoelmen. for which preparations have
been going on for more than three
months. will he held In this city during
the coming week and the largest influx
OF ont-of-towu wheelmen ever attending
a national meet Is expected. an unnussfy
large number of entries. professional and
amateur, has been inside for the two days
OF racing. Friday and Saturday. and the
crack riders from all parts of the coun-
try hsvo entered In their respective
class
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1897-08-02
DIED OF THIRST.
A Man and His wife Lose Their Way In
the Deeert.

Phoenix. ArIz.. Aug i.-Garcetts Ander-
son. a sell-known Wall street broker.
who recently came here in search OF
health. died of thirst In the Salt river
desert. about 10 miles from this city. He
and his wife we're driving TO where their
son was camping At Cave creek. When
within q quarter OF mile OF their d-sti-
nation they feared they hsd lost their
way and. giving the horse their last
drop Of water. they -tsrted to r-tracc
their way to the Arizona canal. When
found by freightsr the couple was de-
lirlou.. and Mr.. Anderson. who was too
far gone even 10 drink. died without re-
gaining consciousness. Mrs. Anderson
will proba bly, recover. Mr.. Anderson's
body will he embzlm.d and sent TO New
York city for burial
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1897-08-02
SURPRISE IN STORE.
II Is Expected That West Virginia Men
Will Yet Come Ou'.

Fslrmont. W. Va. Aug. There Is a
surprise in store for the operators Of this
region" said Joseph w. Rca tonight.
inside of IS hours there will be several
additions 10 the men already out" There
Is NOR. in Ress words than many people
think. lie has been here since Wednesday
morning and held thre. or four meetings
each day. Not in the usual way. but has
quietly gone to some house or public hall
and the miners have gathered there as IL
by magic. This morning at Mononagh
the meeting was repetition Of tn. sue
cess al Palstine last night and at Catsw-
ba yesterday afternoon. Tomorrow at
worthington he will make speech 10 the
men. -Four more organizers will Join Mr..
Rea and Ed Davis. his aide. tomorrow.
Davis went 10 Clsrksburg this afternoon
TO organ the Pinnyinnick and Despair
men who are all out. Rss says he II high
ly ~lsted over the prospects and thinks
West Virginia will yet come out.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1897-08-02
BETTER THAN kL0NOYKE
A NEW YORKER SAYS THAT HE
CAN MANUFACTURE GOLD.
Silver Dollars the Raw Materiai-six In
gots sold 20 the United states
A.say once.

New York. Aug. i.-Klondyke has a n
val In Staten Island " what Dr. Stephen
II. Emmsns says II true. lie declares that
gold has been produced there At profit
for the last three months-not mined.
but manufactured from Mexican silver
dollars.
Dr. Emmsns IL = scientist and q prac-
tiosl metsilurRist. He claims that, after
years OF experiment. he has realized tho
slchcmists dream. the artificial produc-
tIon OF gold. and has found the philoso-
piers stone. which he has called srgen-
tsurum ,sllver-gold).
With argent surum, which he says is a
metallic element between silver and gold.
Dr. Emmens claims 10 have accomplish
ed through the agency Of cold and i'm
pact, the trsnsmutstion Of the white
metal into the yellow. DR.. Emmens. when
he first announced that he had solved the
problem OF tr1nsmutstlon. Was laughed
at. but now his artificial gold has stood
the test OF tn. United States assay office
on Wall street. which has purchased six
ingo,s OF the product Of his laboratory.
aggregstlng io,si ounces. and worth nearly
81 co.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1897-08-02

will be one of the speakers at the Nc
Crea house meeting tomorrow and at
the big meeting here on Thursday.
The gist of the officials report was
that money and quite goodly sum
must be forthcoming at once II the
strike is 10 be continued. They made
forcible appeals to their fellow union
lists and the result was the appointment
by the league Of committee To pre-
sent the matter to the different organ
izattons with the end in view uf secur-
ing the necessary sinews of war for the
strikers. ealing ON all union workmen
to come To their relief and roundly de-
nouncing the action Of Sheriff Lowry in
commanding the strikers 20 not assem-
BILE on the highways. Many Of the del
egates at the meeting will attend the
meeting tomorrow.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1897-08-02
DOlAN ARRESTED.
He Is Charged with Riot-An ugiy Feel
ing Among the Miners.

Pittsburg. Aug. lat 1915 o'clock
this morning Camp Determination was
aroused and ordered To march to Sandy
Creek and 800 more To Plum Creek
mines. The march began with Patrick
Dolan heading the force. After pro-
ceeeding a short distance Dolan was
served with a writ charging him with
riot and unlawful assembly at the in
stance OF Thomas T.. DE Armitt. The
widest excitement prevailed among
the marchers. but President Dolan qui-
eted them by saying that he would be
all right and soon Join them. He was
then taken back to the Justices office
Secretary Warner. Organizer Ankler
and other organizers are named in
the writ The incident has caused a
very ugly feeling among the miners.
Vigorous action will likely be taken at
the meeting this morning.