The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1897-05-29

/ 4 aDaak GermanY Hem, II peat'
the Dutch. Yonkers Statesman
cynic-I can't see why a man VINO Is
happy when single should ever mar
nv, Frlend-He never does.-PucA'
! ..Has DIR. hansen any social stand
/ ingY' Dear me, yes He moves III
the highest circles. YORK sun
! He-You girls seem TO he awtnily
/ fond OF sweets. She-And you men
seem to be awfully fond Of souFs'
/ nell Widow.
/ stern father-I hear you were out
1 gambling last night. Is II truef Gay
youth--No, sir; was ahead Ne"
/ York Journal
! Beggar-Please, sir l'm so exhausted
/ l can't get my breath and Gcn'ie-
man-HeTe's i've cents; 20 anu puy
one.-Harlem Life.
Mr.. New Hub-What does Il mean
when bride promises 10 obeyf MFs'
New Hubs Simply that sue prefers not
TO make scene.-Puck.
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husband might have known Il, II :
my wlfe's theory that Two eau i've az
cheaply AS one.-rid Bits.
Freddie Is Jealous Of his prerogn
tives, isn't he:' What makes you
say so?" "lIe got angry the other n'sh'
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souie OF MS excuses 'oF '',,''"' nm
Iate at h'sht are ~ u' A''
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won you taAe '"'' SCAT a"', gov
sehllenlan Ia tue var rising anu ''''''''
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win tue sAates on hr' A'u' ~
sAal'hs' and III Urea '''''u' 80"
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u get a ui''r'e ana ''''~ am '''
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tue nu"pau' sue ni', ''''' TI oy ~
quest uia an "a'i 'h' s'u'" 80"
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woman ! n'FF arT several De- On"
with the ""'"l'h t""'Hp"A IN A'f
mouth h'rnSo tribune,
10 you -" any" coming oar
way a7A'" W" ui"ru'hs S'A' i"
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out see . ''r'aht u"i"" 'hT'" b"
Is ABOUT 10 !'sht hTr N'''h'H ar" Win
Aer"S'hs' i"n@'FS at-t''HlAh,
IT'S perfectly absurd. this ciamor
aoou' our mats Ir'il' M" 'aA { 81"
over 'h"u ""n'd o't''r not ~ {" Tue
'hfhbr. Know thats what ] tD'i
my husband anu ID" satd MI right. ~
won't go hnd "" don't liazar.
Simousby-i have a rhancr to marry
two girls. Ofts. Ia pr,.tfy bftt a f,ts.r., hlf
terfiy. as IL werr, and the other though
plain. Ia an excellent housykerprr.
Mr.. Russell! OF Chicago Take th, prvl.
~ one tirst. Indianapolis Journal
How long have you b..a sn ,ht,
route2" asked the drummer ~ e..
conductor on prim.,lvc s,u,b..r,
railroad. Ten yrahs. sub" "Indr,,y,
You must have gotten on several mills,
south OF where I did" Detroit Er,.
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