The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1897-05-29
THEY ARE KICKING.

People Who Have u Kick Coming.
The stockholders 0; the Street Rail-
way Company haze kicl; coming be-
cause the people Go not patronize the
cars as literally as they should.
The DEMOCRAT has kick coming
because subscribers do not pay up.
People travelling on the Bloomfield
Road have q kick coming because the
road i nos IN as good condition as
it mighe be considering the amount of
money subscribed and taxes paid.
De-. Howard sill have Il kick com
ing By and by.
Dr.. Blomeyer says ne has kick
ce:ning-not because he failed to get
on the Pension EXaming Board. but
because he was hoo-dooed.
Haas Bros. have kick coming be-
cause the saloon business in Haarig
stands Haas and Haas.
Some of the church members of this
town have Il kick coming because their
preacher lOafs around all week and
has no sermon prepared ion Sunday.
The young lady who came to the
city the other day 10 see her honey
has 4 kick coming because her fellow
was cut talking sweet to his other
girl.
Those people who own property in
the southeastern part of the city have
kick coming because the City Coun-
ell will not give them street for an
outlet.
4 farmer who mas to do jury duty
in the month OF May has "a kick
coming because he has to neglect his
farm work.
The Office seekers who 20 to John
y. Snidcr to endorse their papers
have a kick coming becanse Mr..
Snider will give them no satisfactio ion.
He won't say yes or no.
The people of this city will have a
kick coming if the Board of Trade
dom t pay more attention to business.
The Jackson lawyers have a kick
coming because they get better stuff"
here than they get at Jackson.
If the City Council refuses to open
that street through the Giboney-
Houck Addition large number of
people in that part of the city will
have a kick comming.
The congregation of Il certain
church in the city has Il kick coming
because their preachers sermons are
so long and tiresome.
The Board of Trade has a kick COM
ing because its members do not turn
out when a meeting is called.
\ number of the married ladies of
this city have Il kick coming be-
cause their husbands are too tired to
split little kindling wood at home
but think nothing of playing baseball
for three hours day.
because the City Council would not
listen 10 his tale of woe.
There is woman attending this
term of the Common Pleas Court who
has kick coming but why she IS
kicking no one seems to know.
The members of the Board of Trade
who attended the meeting last night
have kick coming because the fell
lows who do the most kicking were
not present.
The man who gets knocked out in
law suit always has kick coming.
The people of this city have kick
coming because they have to pay the
Standard Oil Company fifteen cents
per gallon for coal oil when neigh
boring towns get their oil for nine
cents.
Sheriff Jenkins had kick coming
to-day because man bid in piece
of real estate and didn't have the
money to pay for it.
The people living on the pottery
hill have kick coming because the
City Council will not repair Williams
street so they can get to their property.
The people of this city have kick
coming because of the terrible con-
ditiou of the old city cemetery and
they have right to kick.
The farmers have kick coming
becausewheatisw worth ninety-fve cents
atatime when they have none on hand.
The DEMOC RAT has kick coming
because people who reaG thepaper for
years refuse or neglect 10 pay for it.
Foundation of Her Faith.
.'NO don't tell me- that William