Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1897-05-15

Federation of Miners sounds rather
Boyce-terous.
young man was recently rejoicing
over the fact that his wife has presented
him with Beebe.
"Train" up child In the why he
should go and when he gets old he will
go to New York or Chicago.
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A Bloor man than he VINO drives tho
quill at Pioneer JGbIlee headquarters
would be hard to find.
-.
President Mckinley may have
chance to wade into Bryan on his visit
to the Great Salt Lake.
People, who visit the joint building,
are justified In kicking at the elevator
boy when the power is "otf."
A policeman Is hardly ON to his Job
when he arrests q red-headed boy for
riding a bicycle without headlight.
The fact that the New zerlanders have
not as yet mortgaged the sky, goes to
show that those people are not highly
ambitious.
"All tho worlds II stage" said the
patient hopefully, when the doctor In
formed him he was in the last stage of
consumption.
No matter who receives the appoint
ment to the United States district at or
neyship, one applicants pamo VIII be
"Dennis," in any event
1t is not an indication that certain
councilman is always talking simply be-
cause the president recognizes another
member as "Mr. o'Lloyd."
When child falls into tub of boiling
water backwards, the cartoonist gets
dangerously close to the mark, when he
makes 1t appear that tho little unfortun-
ate fell in face forward.
&c
The action OF the City Council in grant
ing permission TO the semi centennial
| commission to erect trlbunes, caused an
old one to enquire, Whats the matter
with the other daily papers?'
William Gum, private in the
Twen,y-fourth infantry has been In jail
| 80 frequently OF laie as TO give rise to
| the expression from his brother soldiers
that he is a son-of-a-Gunn.
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| III WI iuN why 10 Logan Wnere
| have friend by the name of Warrum
who edits the Logan Journal' said
prisoner in tho police court yesterday.
rive days" quoth the judge.
-
| Councilman Dlehl entertained few
friends after Thursday nights Council
meeting. O'Meara was the guest Of
honor, and the function occurred in the
corridor OF the third floor of the city and
| county building
This talk OF buying and bribing city
councilmen, fora few hundred dollars,
makes me tired" man was overheard
10 remark on the street the other day.
why" he continued. 81 even bought
mare once for ten dollars"
n man, representing an electric light
company, went into an East Temple
street store the other day and asked the
proprietor If he could no. PIT in II few
electric lights. "Electric lights?" in
quired tho proprietor. "Vy don't you
put in some lshraelitea?"
These newspaper artists must be
powerfully smart fellows" sal d a citizen
from tho rurals the other day. when
an accident occurs they're right on the
spot every time, but what gets me il
that one sees he car going east-io the
other 1t appears to be going west"
"Yacop, you walk behint dis wagon
and pick up ever yting dat talls." said a
young German to his half.witted brot her,
while hauling furniture. True to his
trust the latter did as he was bid not for
getting to pick up the tire OF one of the
wagon wheels a. 1t came oft, and throw
Ing the same over his shoulder. Pres ert-
~ there was collapse-somethi hing
dropped-and-the other fellow didn't
do ating."