New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1897-03-31

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gument with man she says, ..Well, it's
=, so anyway When the man gets caught
he says, ''That'sjust like woman y
A weak mind does not accumulate
force enough to hurt itself; stupidity
often saves a man from gong mad. -
Holiness.
Egotism is not an unmixed evil. 1t
is necessary that each age should rear
a few of those men who possess that
self admiration which mistakes private
experience for the dearest object Of
universal history.-David Swing.
There are in Nature neither rewards
nor punishments; there are consequent
ces.-IDgersoll. "..S.
1t is sad to see men suffer; but
is sadder to see them go wrong because
they do not suffer.
The New York World in speaking of
the proposed Dingley tariff says it is "a
tariff for robbery chiefly"
When man is away on a trip and
does something he ought not to, he sits
down and writes nice letter to his
wife.-New York Press.
Never measure any mans piety by the
length of his face.-Ram's Horn.
Don't give tract where bread is need
ed most.-Ram's Horn.
One trouble about borrowing trouble
is that the ones you borrow it from have
just as much as ever.
A singers voice is no finer because it
is strained a great deal.
Mistakes are not always misfortunes.
Some dealers get rich through the errors
OF their weighs.-L. A. w. Bulletin.
A theatrical manager is judged by the
company he keeps.
The man who boasts of his Familiarity
with the "higher branches" should re-
member that monkeys are all that way.
Il. A. w. Bulletin.
A Sleepy Eye justice fined a man $15
for stabbing man ten times. 1t is reck-
less to establish precedent of this kind.
jackson Republic.
Speaking of champion light weights,
what is the matter with ton of COAL
Tammany Times.
There is no financial excitement, al
though the rivers are making run on
the banks.-Pittsburg Chronicle.
When a girl giggles at most anything
you say, it is sign someone once told
her she had keen sense of humor.-Re.
Elections of Bachelor in New Y ork Press.
A man is never so badly fooled as
when he imagines he thoroughly under.
stands a Washington Post.
The average woman would wear a
dress made of orange peel if the dress
maker said it was the fashion.
There are three classes of people who
cannot keep from an anxious country
what they eat for breakfast---m urderers,
pugilists and presidential candidates.-
indianapolis News.
When woman finally becomes good
cook 1t does her husband no good; she
goes off on cooking lecture tour.-At-
Crimson Globe.
England is said to be pleased with the
selection of John Hay as Bayard's Sue
cessor. Mr.. Bull likes Hay.-Kansas
City Journal. -.
Mrs. Sarah Pfefferle announced a
spring opening of millinery goods yes
terday. It will continue for two weeks.
IL Will pay you TO leau the muslin
underwear advertisement of Lienhard
Bros: on the 4th page of this paper.
Lienhard Bros. will sell muslin under
wear cheaper than these goods have ever
been sold IN this city. ~
Don't fail to look at the muslin under
wear at Lienhard Bros. even if you don't
buy any. The styles are perfect.
For Sale or Exchange.
A matched team of ponies. Inquire
of Herman Pfaender.
Our spring line of Capes and Jackets
is now in. Call and look them over
Crone. Bros.