The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1897-02-13
The Kneippist maiden sadIv ill.,,

49,, ui'ofce proceedings.
Doooey-on what grounds? Duzbey
SCUM Dakota.-Roxbury Gazette.
open confession. they say. is gooa
for the soul" Yes good for tho SON,
that makes It, but very tough on tho
one that has to listen to it."-ChIcago
Record.
say, father, why have all the MIC
lures got framesT why. Won LITTLE
fool, so that the artist NAV know whom
to stop painting, of course y-Fliaoendo
Blaetter.
willie you mustn't mock people
when they speak. It's very Impolite"
Il didn't mean to be impolite. mamma.
was Just playing was the echo."-
Harper's Round Table.
Photographer Ito Uncle sD-'You are
splendid sitter, sir" Uncle ST.
wall, so the say to home. I've been
practicin' sittin' for nigh onto twenty
years. "-Harper's Bazaar.
Miss Daisy Medders (coyly)-'Do YOU
love me, Jason?" Jason Huckleberry-
Course | love youl Do you s'pose I'd
have been actin the fool over YOU all
this time If dldn'ty-Truth.
did you divide your bonbons with
your little brother. Mollie?" Yes. ma:
l ate the candy and gave him the mot
toes. You know he is awfully fond Of
reading. Chicago Inter Ocean.
There came burst Of thunder sound
The boyi Oh. where was he?
He grabbed his water-cycle-and
Went scorching DER the sea.
Chicago Record.
Hicks-"I hear there Is trouble be-
tween Bowser and his wife" Hicks
yes; he brought home tandem, and
they have been fighting ever since
about who shall ride in front"-Bos-
ton Transcript
She-"He whistled as he went, for
want of thought. OF course it was
boy. You wouldn't find a girl whistling
for want of thought" He-"No; she
wouldn't whistle; she'd talk."-Indlan-
apolis Journal
You say you got even with that
stingy relative of yours by giving his
boy a bicycle? How Is thatT" Don't
you see? It'll cost him more to buy the
extras than l paid for the WHEEL
New York Herald.
Mudge-"If there Is one thing | do
pride myself on 1t Is my independence
of character" Wickwire-"Well, a
man who lives in the way you do does
MT have to depend on his character.
Indianapolis Journal.
Wickwire-"You seem to be pretty
well trained down since you got your
wheel, and yet l never see you riding"
Mudge-"I don't have TO ride. 1t keeps
me thin worrying about the payments"
indianapolis Journal
She-"You saw the Count of Brasse,
did YOU? Now. tell me, don't you think
he is a striking personageY He-"Yes,
do. l had not been introduced to him
an hour when he struck me for loan
of $1O."-Harlem Life.
"Theres plenty of work for
an able bodied man to do. Why don't
you apply for position as a sandwich
man?" Tramp-"Its agin me convic-
lions. De newspaper is de on'y adyer-
Using medium. nudge.
who generally gets the last WORD
when one Of your conventions gets In
to an argument" And the lady orator
looked pityingly at the masculine In
ouirer and answered: ''There isn't any
last word. Washington Star.
Wife examining the bilD-"Do you
remember. my dear. how many trout
you caught last Saturday, Husband
.sThere were just twelve; all beauties.
Why?" Wife-"The tishmonger mas
made n mistake; he only charges TOT
half dozen "-Tit-bits.
II thought. Alice. that you were en-
gagged to Harry Smith, and now near
you are going to marry his father'
..That's right Maude. The old gentle
man said he could support only one OF
us and | decided to be that one ana
took the widower. detroit Free Press
Indeed. Miss Rox. you are the only
girl ever lived" began the young man
who was trying to propose to the eiuer,
ly heIress; Il suppose you have nau
that sort of thing said TO you for the
past twenty years. but in this ID
stance" "Sirr'-lndianapolis jour
nal
Will-"I am tired of this life, ana
am going to the other world Marie
what? Do you mean that you intend
to commit suicldeg' Will-"No, no; l
mean London, Paris, and perhaps VI
enna- Marie-'I. too, am tired OF thls
life Take me with you. and let's nave
douhla funeral. Town Topics.
81 wish YOU would tell me" said the
agent who had long been on Mr.
snagg's trail. "what is your insuperaple
objection TO insuring your lifeF
don't mind telling you" replied Snaggs'
the idea of being more valuable AFTER
am dead than while am alive is as
tasteful to me. Pittsburg Chronicle
Telegraph.
sand the name is to be-" asked tne
suave minister, as he approached .ne
font with the precious armful oil ia'
and flounces. Augustus Philip FER
dinand Cordinton Chesterfield Ll'ins
ston snooksr Dear. dear" tTurnins
lftfla moro water