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The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-19

DR.. p. II. Cochran died at Wellsburg,
on Wednesday last aEed oyer four score
years. He was native OF Virginia and
for many years a resident OF Louisville,
KY, coming TO Brooke county carry IN
Tho geyentIcs, He was a man highly eS-
tpemed by all who knew him. His fu-
neral takes place nt half past this af.
ternotvn, from the residence OF his son.in-
law, Mr.. w. Z. Campbell.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-19

MANY cases Of Grippe" have lately
been cured by one Minute Cough Cure,
This preparation seems especially
aLnpted to the cure Of this disease. It
nets quickly, thus preventing serious
complIcatlons and bad effects In which
this disease often leaves the patient, g.
II. Goethe, corner Twelfth, md Marker
streets; Bowie & Co.. Bridgeport; Pea
body a. Son, Benwood.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-19

AT the auction OF the Mccue property
InSt Saturday the sale was adjourned
until next Saturday, March 90; Ct the
Court House at 10 a. ut: i VIII taen Pe
sold at the bid OF 1850, II nobody DIGS
more. THE property Is at the northeast
corner Of Wabash and New Jersey
Sfreet WIN. ERSKlNB,
Trustee.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-19

"a Floor oil Cloth, regular $50
value, Observation-Disclosures. lse
Largo size Moquetto Rugs, resu-
lar $3.50 value, at.........,..".s2.9S
catldreas heavy ribbed Cotton
Hose Friday t,.........""..".s Sc
Ladies' full regular made Hose.
double sole, ribbed or plain, reg
ular CSC value, at.,............. l5c
Mems heavy ribbed Sweaters, zoe
quality, Gt"...".............- CSC
100 pieces ss.Inch American Per-
caleS, regular 100 quality, at..... SIC
Fifty pieces American Novelty
suttinEs, the quarter kind, as.... 100
Ten pIccos blue and white brown
and white. ETC.. Foulard Silks at. 15c
Fifty new imported JacQuardS, 40
inches wide. 75c value. at........ Goo
100 pieces RED FOuiard Prints at. &c
Lonsdale and Ladies' choice Mus
lin at ..''.'''''''''.''.''s DC
Ten pieces new silk embroidered
Domet Flannels at CSC and...... ?sc
Regular 1Vc ana l2Ae outing Cloth.
light and dark styles. at....."... Sc
5000 rolls all new patterns, regular
SC and &c Wall Paper. at......".. Sc
Our regular Sc and lOc wall Papers.
oil new destgnS I'VE patterns at. 5c
5000 rolls regular l5c and 2Oc Wall
Papers These arc real bargains.
Friday at.,...... ........"....... SIC
$500 rolls 25c wan Paper Friday at. 12lsc
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-19

IF you have a plano you value aud In
tend having 1t moved this spring, let US
move II for you. Both OF our truckme1
have been with US fourteen years ana
know how TO move pianos carefully. our
prices are no higher than others.
4. w. BANNER co.
1910 Market street.
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0I,e. 5ptrHiaenter
0iiiooi Noa. IS aud y Fonrtoonth street..


Interesting Friday PrlCeS-stouo 4
Thomas-Eighth Page
Wanted-FurniRhed RoomBs
WantOd-Bus48esB Nan.
WRnted-AgentS.
For Stakeholder land.
You VIII Not be DIsappolnted-MeFad'
uS opcntas@deO. I. sHrel q co.-Third
Eureka Carpet soap-R. H. List.
a Fashion -Alexander-ElEhth
Page.
Dill Plcklss--H. +. BGhrenS Co.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-19

Bt Lining cambries. g
loo Dozen s = T. Special BrOoms.. lSe
Is T,nted stamped Drilling stand
Covers sc vatae.......".""", lie
star soap...,......,.'.... ....'','- sAS
81 dpaep large size White Honey
comb Towels at..........",.s..s ts
Henmed Crochet Bed Quits at. -. 'ae
iszss Hemmed Huck Towets ot,... Sc
Mems white unIauatried Shirts,
5te value, at. .............",,.,.. sse
Ladies LINED Saline skirts. $3.50.
value. at,:......,..,.. ......,"... sc
About 60 Ladies' Shirt Waists that
sold up 10 sl75......,."....,..,. sc
Ladies Black satin Under Skirts,
re value, at.................... sc
Boys outing Cloth Waists, the $50
Kind, at....... ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS TIC
About three dozen chIldrcn's Tam
o'shanters. sold from CSC to 4se,
choice Friday at.................. Ice
Lot Of ladies' Under MuEIins. In
Guiding Robes, skirts, chemIse,
Corset, Covers and Drawers,
slightly sOtled, at one-half and
oae-thtra regular price.
Lot Of children's Refers that sold
trom.S + 50 to = q, choice Friday TSc
s.pouud Feather Pillows. per pair.
at....... ........: .'''.;'..''"'''.s St0
s-pouad Feather Bolstsrs at..',.... s4e
. rolls strictly Atwood Insrain
Carpets at....... .."....".... sc
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-19

The Kirkwood bridge Ia Bridgeport,
was completed yesterday. and opened for
travel. To-day the street car rails Will
be laid and cars Will paRS over Il, avoid
ing IncOnvenient transfer OF passengers
at this point that has Occasioned 80 much
rFtticlaRa.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-19
Hot,t Killed.

About s o'clock yesterday afternoon. a
horse belonging to the Wheeling Pottery
Company. WINS killed by being struck BY
a baltimore & Ohio engine, near the La
Belle mill Tho driver wuG walking be-
side the cart, and escaped without In
(IVrNy
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-19

THE wheeling Mattress Company Ia
now prepared to do all kinds Of feather
Tcnovatlhg on short notice. Old t0nth-
crH or new thoroughly procesSed, max
ing Thorn pure, clean and healthy.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-19

Guy Ienkard, son Of Engineer Sam
LenKard, OF House 4 Herrnahn's, fell
on a stone wall on the Island yesterday
afternoon and broke one Of his arms.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-19
TW0 OHIO T0MNS
Had Municipal Nominating Con.
tests Yesterday
THE BELLAiRE REPUBLICANS
Hsla Thslr muaislpal ara Township PIT
mariss, Il Watch there was . Largo vot-
ing Btrsagth plspisysd-Aiarti n's Ferry
DtmSeFatS Nest ana Pisse an 1aeo'.-
plsts city Ticket Ia the Flsld-vAeans
clss % N Fillod.

The Republicans Of Bsllalte and Of
Pultney township held their pri-
marias yesterday afternoon, from 4 to q
o'clock, under the Australian ballot SyS-
TEN and on the popular vote plan,'
There was . very good turn out, over
600 votes being cast
Over some OF the nominations there
were spirited contests, and several Of
the nominations were made without
contest. There was q contest between
Milton Thompson and James 81: PAU
for township trustee, but the former
carried of the plum BY a majority OF OIL
There were elk In the race for Justices
OF the peace, and O high complainant
vas paid 20 Frank 8, Mason, who re-
ceIvel coo votes, There were three to
81 nominated, the other two SUCCESSFUL
nominees being ]. w. Motrell and A. X.
Campbell.
A lively contest was on for the board
OF education, and John III. Norman ana
]. ". HeatheTingtOn came out best with
fair margin over their opponents.
Following q the vote poiied:
ToWnShIp.
Township Trustee-Janes NJ. Paul,
Sss; Milton Thompson, 3l6.
Justice OF the Peace (three to be non-
inatcd)-Frank s. Mason. COS; A. r.
Campbell, 29S; ]. w Morrell, 416; Louis
Kraemer, 17g: W. D. Noble, ses; John
TrSaSGSeF-JOhn W. LiIler, no oppO1i-
''S copstabIe-F4ed Hazel, 4gi: P. p.
Simpson. 1876: A. n. Richardson, 3St:
VIM. Oliver, u.
Assessor Townshlp precinct, Harry
Williams; West wheeling preoInet W.
H. Wolfe.
city Ticket.
Water Works TrOstee-w. 8. Carroll
Members Of Board Of Education 1.-TWO
to be nominated)-Iohn H. Hoffman,
2Os: Christian Bippus, 1S2: John Dubois
10; ]. II. Mcdonald, 1876; WIN Dough
'erty, $50: ]. W. Hsatherington, go.
First wanl-Council, L. p. Wilson;
assessor, Thomas Holt, lOs; Harry
ThurbeF, &C.
Second ward-CouncIl, Geo. w. KEEL
Ter: assessor, !. T. Freeze.
Third ward-C Council, Henry Bonartus,
50; ]. n. Fowkes, 81; assessor. ". H.
Thompson. 81; james W. Lee, IL.
Fourth Ward-Council, II. List; aS.
SCISSOR, John KincAld.
Fifth ward-Councll. John Thuron;
assessor, Samuel Leach, ST.. Is; w. A.
Wise, q,
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Caused by reading the SslF-pFaISlng ads.
OF SeIE.named optical experts Oh doc
cav b cared without publicity By !. W.
0cabb, OptiCiAn.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-19
SPECIAL.


100 pISeRn Of ENanoy silks, worth fEOn
78o 70 S1.30, Year choice SataFdAr 40S.
l.. ;. GOOD 4 GO,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-19
HPECIAI..

1000 Yards FINE ZSphyr GInkhaEnS,
worth ISc, yonr choice SatmrtIay DC, -
Las. GOOD \ CO.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-19

THE best of all Pills are BEECH.
ANS,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-19

An palm banl.hOd by Dr.. Mllo.' raIn rlIl..
Smyrna times., 1897-07-07
Criticisms ON the RIch.

Civilization is very complex affair.
So long as the laws of the land are not
violated the rich mans private expend-
itures are as strictly matter to be con-
trolled by his own taste and Judgment
as the expenditures of the poor man.
Capital ia this country in our genera
tion has been eminently and conspicu-
ously devoted to economic production
and has not to any appreciable extent
been diverted and wasted in wanton
luxury. 1t is none of the public's busi-
ness how the millionaire mOnopolist
spends his money, but it is in the high
est degree the puhlic's business how he
has gained ESPECIALLY how it came to
pass that he obtained the franchise or
public privilege or other favorable op-
portunity by means of which he has en-
riched himself. Review of Reviews.
Smyrna times., 1897-07-07
SECRET SOCIETIES.

MORNING STAR LODGE, No. 6, 1. o. o F-Meets
every Friday evening, at 7.30 o'clock.
MCDONNELL ENCAMPMENT, No 2, /. U. o. .F.-Meets
Second and Fourth Tuesday evenings of each
month. at 7.S0 o'clock.
HARMONY LODGE, No. 13, A. F. A. M.-Meets First
and Third Thursday evenings of each month,
at 7.30 o'clock.
SMYRNA LODGE, No. 5, l. o. G. T.-Meets every
Wednesday evening, at 7.30 o'clock.
SMYRNA CONCLAVE, No. As, ORDER OF HEPTAsoPHs
meets first and third Tuesday of each month
at $50 o'clock, at the Odd Fellows Hall.
UNION CASTLE No. II, K. G. .E.--Meets every Thurs
day evening in their hall in the Cooper Build
ing at 7.30 O'Clock.
MIsPAH LODGE, No. l6, A. o. U. W.-Meets every
Monday evening at 40 o'clock in odd Eel
lows Hall.
MIzPAH CONcLAvE, No. 1917, ADHESIVE MoGUL-
LIANs-Meets the first Monday evening of each
month, at 7.30 O'Clock in Odd Fellows Hall.
GENERAL WINFIELD S. HANG OK PosT, Ne. 90
G A. R.-Meets every Monday night in the
Hall of the Knights of the Golden Eagle John
Garner, Commander.
STARS AND STRIPES COUNCIL, No. 26 JR. o. U. A
M.-Meets at 7.30 p. m, second. and fourth
Thursdays of each month, in Odd Fellows
Hall.
Smyrna times., 1897-07-07
Baltimore & Ohio r. r.
Schedule in effect May l6, 1897.

TRAINS LEAVE DELAWARE AVE DEPOT
WILMINGTON, EAST BOUND.
+2EXPRESS TRAINS.
Ali trains illuminated with Pintsch Light.
New York, week days, g I3. 20 40. &IO25a.m
*l2.21 H2 %, 50 %, @5 p u 43, 81 D. n
Philadelphia. Twenty fourth and Chestnut Sts
week days. % ID, So, $40, *7l5, *735, 1925, co.
so, IS p, 80, = 43. is, all D. m
Chester, week days, 1913 $50, 40, %715, 735
$50, 900 E940 ElO.2l, lilo a m. l:2O, p % $50
E532, 81, E14S, 9l5, I'll p M.
% 29 1929, p. m.
Cape May. week days, 81 Is a. m, ~ %, p. m
WEST BOUND.
Baltimore and Washington, Il lS. 7lO. IS q
I'll a. m; 80 Sc, % OF, Ol, Il 03, "A 81, &c l6
*S II. 1888 p. m. week days.
Baltimore and way stations, 10 a. M and o.
Newark, Del, *41S, 10, IS 4s. al a. m. *l2.56
2Ol, 3Q, a 03' "A ST. *6l6 IS, S8 II, lO.46 m,
Pittsburg, week days, &c 16 p. m; Sundays.
"a 81 p. m.
Chicago "A 81 m, daily
Chicago via Cincinnati and indianapolis.
*S.49 a. m, daily.
Cincinnati and st. Louis sl2 Sc, p m and sS II
o. m, daily.
Toledo and Detroit *Sl7 D. M. daily to To-
ledO and daily except Sunday to Detroit
New Orleans via Bristol and CHATTANOOGA *S II
?: m. daily. Through sleepers Washington to
Memphis and New Orleans.
Singerly accommodation, week days, 40 a.
m; 3.0i, 7 35, lO46 p. m.
Landenberg Accommodation, week days 7lO
1000 a. m; 3.O4, 4.57 p. m.
TRAINS LEAVE MARKET STREET STATION
For Philadelphia, week days 3 30 D. m
Baltimore, week days, 6.45 a. m; 2.55 D. m
Landenberg and way stations, week days, A
9.55 a. m, 2.55. 35 D. m
LEAVE PHILADELPHIA FOR WILMINGTON
TWENTY-FOURTH and CHESTNUT STREETS
Week days. *S 80, 6 10, 10, IS Is, eco, $40 26
II 80 a m. *l2 20. 81 Sc, 2 90, *3 80, 81 20, &c
% Is, IS Al, 6, 30 e 40, IS 10, 945 all 35 D. m
Telephone, No 1893.
Rates to Western points lower than via any
other line.
D. B. MARTIN. Manager of Passenger Traffic
w. NJ. GREENE, General Manager.
Smyrna times., 1897-07-07
bright Bov.

What's your occupation, bub?" ask.
ed visitor at the capitol Of bright
boy whom he met in the corridor. The
boy happened to be page in the White
House. ''l'm running Tor congress, sir, {"
he replied. christian Intelligeneer.
Smyrna times., 1897-07-07
a SIMPLE TIRE REPAIR.

Punctures in the we'll known Nor.
gan & Wright tire are mended about
as easily as man would close a hole
in his finger with bit of court p1as-
ter. Inside of the inner tube of the
tire lies long strip of patching rub
Der, like this:
Smyrna times., 1897-07-07
GLADSTONE AND DISRAELl
The Ways of the Two Great Premieri
Were CuriOusly Unlike.

The Ways of the Two Great Premiers
Were CuriOusly Unlike.
/ heard nearly all the great speeches
made by both the men in that parlia-
mentary duel, which lasted for so many
years. My own observation and judg-
ment gave the superiority to Mr.. Glad
stone all through, but l quite admit
that Disraeli stood up well to his great
opponent and that it was not always
easy to award the prize of victory. The
two mems voices were curiously un-
like. Disraeh had a deep. low, power
full voice, heard everywhere throughout
the house, but having little variety or
music in it. Gladstone's voice was
tuned to higher note, was penetrat-
ing, resonant, liquid and full of an ex-
Quisite modulation and music which
gave new shades of meaning to every
emphasized word. The ways of the
men were i'll almost every respect curl
Ously unlike. Gladstone was always
eager for conversation. He loved to talk
to anybody about anything. Disraeli,
even among his most intimate friends,
given " AANNluOht uNS VI ttDSO4ubC
and apparently gloomy silence.
Gladstone, after his earlier parlia-
mentary days, became almost entirely
Indifferent to dress. Disraeli always
turned out in the newest fashion, and
down to his latest years went in the
get up of young man about town. Not
less different were the characters and
temperaments of the two men. Glad
stone changed his political opinions
many times during his long parliament
ary career, but he changed his opin-
ions only in Difference to the force of a
growing conviction and to the recog-
milton of facts and conditions which
he could no longer conscientiously dis
pute. Nobody probably ever knew what
Mr.. Disraeli's real opinions We're upon
any political question or whether he
had any real opinions at all. Gladstone
began as Tory and gradually became
changed into Radical Disraeli began
as an extreme Radical under the pat
ronage of Daniel O'COnnell and changed
into Tory. But everybody knew thai
Gladstone was at first sincere Tory
and at last a sincere Radical. Nobody
knew, or, indeed, cared, whether Dis
raeli ever was either a sincere Radica
or a sincere Tory. Justin Mccarthy il
Outlook.
Smyrna times., 1897-07-07
Don't Tobacco sU,. and smol. Your ,,r. Ava,

To quit tobacco easily and forever. be mag
netic. full OF life, nerve ana yieor, take No-To
Dac. the wonder worker that makes weak men
strong. All druggists, zoe or 81. Cure guaran.
tccd Booklet ana sample free. Address
Sterling Remedy Co, Chicago or New York
Smyrna times., 1897-07-07

The oftener carpets are shaken the
longer they wear, Queer ist't it?
And so with children. Punish them
with discretion, and hold them in
check. They will wear better than if
let run wild.
Smyrna times., 1897-07-07
THE SMYRNA TIMES.
SmV1'w0, -DeI.,
Wednesday Afternoon. July z, '97
CHURCH SERVICES.

AsPUR METHODIST EPIscOPAL-Suuday-
ing at 10l5 A. N and $50 P NJ. Sunday School
2P.M. Prayer Meeting -Thursdaysat IA P. NJ.
Rev. Adam Stengle, Pastor.
ST, PETERS PROTESTANT EPIscOPAL.-Sunday-
Preaching at 10% A. NJ. and IA Pm. Holy Day,
-9% A. N. Sunday Sehool-2 P. Prayer
Meeting Wednesdays, at ~ P. NJ Rev. G. w.
Dame, Rector.
-Sunday-Preaching at 1917 A. NJ.
and ~ P. NJ. Sunday SchOOl-1113 AN Prayer
Meeting-Fridays at s P. NJ. Rev J. Estlin,
pastor
ST. POLYcARP CATHOLIC CHURcH-Servicese every
other Sunday, by Father Connolly Sunda
School Immediately after service.
SMYRNA misunderstanding services, Friend
ship in the morning, Seversons in the after
noon. Jerman's Chapel and Smyrna Land
ing alternate Sunday nights at 7.30. Rev. L.
W. Layfeld pastor
CENTENNIAL METHODIST EPISCOPAL (ColOred) -
Sunday-Preaching at IL A. NJ. and P. NJ.
Sunday SCHOOL, P. M. Rev. J. II. Mason,
Pastor.
A. NJ. Z. CHURCH-SundA preaching at II a.
m, p. m. and p. m Christian EndeavOr,
615 p. m, Sunday. Praise meeting, at o'clock
Wednesday evening. Rev. Frank Bradley
pastor.
Smyrna times., 1897-07-07
RAkED UP HIS LATIN.
And Succeeded In Unearthing Terms Tha
Startled the Waiter.

And Succeeded In Unearthing Terms That
Startled the Waiter.
A western lawyer went into the
Planters cafe few days ago. He had
not always lived in the far west and in
his college days in the east was we'll
enough acquainted with the French
bills of fare of swell New York restau-
rants. But out in his new home he had
forgotten about soup au pot gras and
pomme de terre a la duchesse. The fact
that he could not read some of the deli
oacies ON the menu exasperated him,
and he proceeded to have fun with the
waiter.
Nothing here that I'd care for, E"
said he to the claw hammered attendant
"We can serve you anything for din
ner, sir, " said the waiter, confident that
he could please his customer before he
got through with him.
"Have you sine qua nOn?"
The waiter stared.
"No-O-o, sir" he answered.
"What about bonmots? Have you
any?"
"No, SIR
"Then let me have some nice ignis
fatuus That's good at this time of the
year. "
"We haven't got it. y
Bring me some tempus fugit then.
''That's out, too, sir. "
"YOu must have e pluribus unum. y
This time the waiter looked bright
''I've heard them speak about it in the
kitchen. I'll go and see."
He came back empty handed and de
jected. "We haven't got it," he STAN
mered.
'Strange that can't get any Of thesc
seasonable things. Try once more anC
find out if they have pro bono publico.
"I'll call Mr.. Weaver" said thu
waiter, almost crazy by this time
perhaps he can tell what you want.
The guest from the west caught hin
by the coattails
"All right" said he, land in tn
meantime bring me some roast beef ant
fried potatoes.
1--WE have itp' yelled the waiter il
his delight at hearing of something tina
was obtainable, and he flew off to tn
kitchen and came back with the bee
and the potatoes and Landlord Weave
i'll the wake.
The attorney and the hotel man ha
q good laugh at the expense of the un
fortunate waiter, who confided to tn
chef in the kitchen that he had struck
man who must have been eating ut Del
mOnico's all his life. ST. Louis Reput
lie.
Smyrna times., 1897-07-07
philadelphia, Wilmington Z Baltimore Railroad
DELAWARE DIVISION.

On and after May II, 1897, trains will leave
as follows:
SOUTHWARK.
ENn Pass EXn PaSs Mail Mail
Smyrna times., 1897-07-07

and you will have TO pull out the inner
tube and make an old-fashioned repair
by putting a patch of rubber on the
outside of the inner tube.
Smyrna times., 1897-07-07

by laws. man who studies these laws of
nature carefully and reduces them to a sci
ence, can count ON exact results every time
A doctor knows that certain remedies
affect certain diseases
When disease seems TO have no remedv
the doctors pronounce 1t incurabie All the
time Nature may have the remedy right at
hand but il will only be discovered by the
doctor who has studied longer and deeper
than others into this particular disease.
Consumption seemed for long time with
out remedy, until DIR. Pierce made his
wonderful Golden Medical Discovery" 40
years ago. II has proved to be marvellous
and almost unfailing specific for consump-
ton and all forms of lung, bronchial and
throat difficulties.
It's effects seem almost magical but its op-
Grafton is based upon simple natural laws.
Il has the peculiar property of enabling
the blood-making glands 10 manufacture
healthy, red blood and pour It abundantly
into the circulation. This nourishing, vital
izing effect Is rapidly manifested in the
lungs and bronchial tubes where IL stops the
wasting process and builds up healthy tissue.
Itisreadiiy assimilated by stomachs which
are too weak to digest cod liver oil, and II
Is far superior to malt-extracts as perma-
nent and scientific flesh builder in all
wasting diseases.
TWENTY-FIVE years ago eight different doctors
told me that would live but a short time that /
had consumption and must die" writes Geo r.
Coope Esq. Of Myers Valley Pottawatomie Co.,
Kans. 4 finally commeuced taking DIR. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery and am still on the
land and among the living. have faith 10 be
twenty-five years, and have so much faith IN All
of your medicines that want one Of your Com.
mon Sense Medical Advisers"
DR.. Pierce's medicines are recognized as
standard remedies throughout the world
Wis " Pleasant Pellets" cure constipation.
Smyrna times., 1897-07-07
The Astronomy Of Life.

When an astrono-
mer foretells the ex-
act minute at which
two planets will cross
each other, we know
there is no magic
about il. The whole
a.n...nrnn L. n.n..n-..n.I
Smyrna times., 1897-07-07
WHAT POSED HIM.
Tho Psychological Centaur and the Prope
Medicine Man.

The Psychological Centaur and the Proper
Medicine Man.
The man with a valise and AN um-
brella had bought one or two cheap vol
umes of fiction, when more preten-
tious publication on counter near the
door caught his attention. 1t contained
a number of elaborate pictures of myth
illogical characters, and he was glancing
rapidly through it when one of the
pages attracted his especial interest. He
fingered over it, turned several leaves
and then went back. After he had start
ed away and gone as far as the door
the fascination again proved iFresisti-
BILE, and he was soon gazing thought
fully at the same page.
Can we do something more for
your" asked the clerk.
You learn great deal about what's
in these books. don't your" he asked.
1--WE naturally become familiar with
the contents in the course of time, I"
was the answer.
Well, it will probably be exposing
my ignorance for me to ask it, but
wish you would tell me what that is, -
and he turned the book around so that
the salesman could see. II never had
much chance to study up OH natural
history" he added apologetically.
That, sir, is a centaur," was the
answer.
His curiosity was not yet satisfied.
He dropped his head over OH his shoul-
der and looked at the picture with one
eye.
I suppose" he resumed, 'fthat this
thing wouldn't bother me so much if ]
hadn't recently gone on the road for q
patent medicine firm. That has given
me an interest never had before. And
you know whenever man has just
taken up subject it's hard for him to
get it off his mind. ] don't believe that
ever will get over being puzzled about
that centaur. -
In what way?"
"Supposing he got sick?"
"Well?"
Whom would they send for, a reg.
ular physician or a veterinary surgeonT
Washington Star.