New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-03-29
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

4 newly married couple from the country recent
IL went TO a Boston restaurant, and the BRIDE
groom wishing to show that he was something OF
a hgh-roer haughtily called for wine. He was
asked what kind and replied: I'VE want that KIND
Of wine where the cork busts out and the stun be-
gins 10 bile and keeps on bilin' TIL you get the
worth Of your money
A clerk in Chicago bookstore was surprised not
long ago when young lady came into the store
Il want to buy a present OF a book for a young
yes. miss" said he; what kind of book do
sou WANT ,.o,, wan"
We'll but what kind OF young man.?
"Oh he's tall and has lignt hair and he always
wears blue necktes."-(ChicaSo News.
1t is custom at Harvard that each class shall
at graduation subscribe raise among It's members
a fund sufficient TO pay for the annual reunions OF
the class for the dinners held every few years. for
the class reports published every five ten years.
and for other similar purposes. AS the class be-
comes extinct these funds are turned over to the
uss OF the college, and 1t also frequently happens
that the fund becomes so large that part OF it Is
given to tho college while there are still many
members of the class living. The capital of the
funds now paid In 10 Harvard College stands about
as follows: 1902 $500; 1914. $780, 1915, $685. 1917.
81 2o7 1875 Sab: 1894 1900; 1885, s45l2 1874, $73;
1852. $3.50; 1888. 1925; 1870. $4,000 1861 s3,ili
LOVE on THE LINKS.
7 see her face in the distance.
From under her jaun.y cap,
They're over the run-they've nearly won
Ny love and the other chap.
They sit stile together
And wait: It IS still our Tie;
| flourish my club. and the skin rub
From over the caddys eye.
Confound that chap who's with herhe will utter
The words I've az yet had no chance to speak,
The devil take the driver and the putter!
The lofter and the NASTY and cieek!
At last on the green we Join them.
But what does he whisper low?
! very much doubt II It's your hole out"
or as TO the score. you know
Foursomes are grewsome I'm thinking.
You've pain from the time you start,
When wnsome maid in gay Scotch plaid.
Tees off, and the balls your heart!
You've lost the game-you fear you've lost the lassle
Because OF tother fellow. and his cheek;
You mutter low: The devil take the brassey.
The lofter and the driver ana the cleek!'
life
The Augusta tGa) News says that the colony
town Of Fitzgerald which was founded In South
Georgia two years ago by Grand Army men
from the North. is not prospecting. 1t attributes
the failure OF the experiment to the bad location
OF the town. and to the fact that the colonsts de-
pended too much upon their pensions. and. there
FORE did not work enough
Toacher-Tommy. II you gave your little brother
nine sticks Of candy and then took away seven.
what would that make?
Tommy-It would make him ycll.--OIarper's
Bazaar
Business IN the japanese Parliament seems Of
rather frivolous character. whole recent sitting
was devoted TO considering whether n member had
not violated Parliamentary etiquette by attending
the opening IN frock coat instead OF the regulation
drcss-suit. Finally the offending member was SOL
EMMY warned OF his ''ndiscretion." narrowly cs-
Gaping being handed over TO the Disciplinary Com
mittee for punishment
The little personal mention OF Judge Roy Bean Of
Iangtry. Tex. provoked "A kind subscriber To send
us this: The picture IN your publication or March
u OF Judge Roy Bean ~ all right except the collar
and cravat He was once trying Mexican FOR
stealing horse and his charge To the jury was one
of the shortest record: Gentlemen OF the jury.
thar's Greaser In the box and a boss missing you
know your duty! And sthey did"-uesliss
Weekly.