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HON 10 rINp our.

FL. tottlo or common water glass with
Urine and lot 1t stand twenty-Iour hours; @
sediment o: settling indicates q diseased con-
ditiup OF the kidneys. When urine stains
linoL il is positive evidence of kidney trouble.
Too frequent desire to urinaie or pain in the
back is also convincing proof that the kid
noys and bladder are ont of order.
WHAT To DO.
There is comfort in tho knowledgeso often
expressed, that DR.. Kilmer's Swamp-Root,
tho great kidney remedy, fulalls every wish
IN relieving pain in tho back, kidneys, liver,
Sladdos and ovory part Of the urinary pas
sages. It eorrects inability to hold urine
and scaidine pain in passing it, or bad effects
following use OF liquor. wine or beer, and
cvercomes that unpleasant necessity OF being
compelled to get mp many times during the
night to urinatc. The mild and tho extraor-
dinary effect Of ofSwamp-Root lSsoon realized.
It stands the highest for its wonderful cures
Of the most distressing cases. Sold by drug
gists, price fifty cents and one dollar. For
sample bottle and pamphlet, both sent free
by mail, mention this paper and send your
full postoffice address to DR.. Kilmer & Co.,
Binghamton. N. Y. The proprietors OF this
paper guarantee tho genuineness OF this offer.
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this assurance, Gertrude allowed hin
10 start what subjects he pleased.
They walked on and on, as the fairy.
tales say, and feeling quite as the
fairly tale prince and princess used.
until it was needless TO take q car
at all, on discovering which fact
they wondered greatly over their
absence of mind. Soon after,
absorbed in q discussion OF mu-
mc and Of Gertrude's pupils, they
strolled some two blocks past her home
and retraced their steps in much
confusion. Mr.. Norman could not
possibly accept her invitation to enter,
but he 80 far forgot good form as to
stay scme time talking on the entrance
steps. Gertrude should have been
very tired and hungry, but she wasn't,
when at last he said goodbye. Even
after that he fingered.
"I have your luck yet" ne ssid,
looking down with strange shyness
at the sixpence in his hand, and then,
with sudden desperate plunge:
"Gertrude. won't you trust your luck
to me for always9 Won't you
No one has ever learned what else
he said, though Kitty tried hard to
make Gertrude tell.
However, another bride wore that
sixpence in her shoe g few months
later, when Mrs. Vieriing insisted on
giving the quiet wedding breakfast.
And Gertrude, sad to be recorded, was
much less magnanimous than Leila
had been, for she made quite favor
"a most'reluctantly yielded iayor-of
letting Kitty take possession of the
sixpence when she took off the little
white slipper. The Peterson.
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The First Snow.

The first snox slowly falleth, as the years
That drop from Gods hand In the lives OF
men;
Far of the rumblings down the brooding
OF the last loaded wagon resches the ears;
Biurr'd as pictured scene we see through
tears,
The bleak hills loom-beyond the cherries
The hermit owls hoot echoing; and then
Silence and darkness, and no choristers.
Beneath the snow the mountains rugged
heads,
sS s0sa s1d soft It as s11 eoS daisy
That baro their. bosoms to the summer skies;
Recalling the white peace Of death that
And shuts all troubles from the wearled
eyesi
will T. Hale, in Nashville American.
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Kinship.

There is no flower OF wood or leo,
/ No April flower rs fair as she;
l o white aremone, who hast
| The winds wild grace;
Know her cousin OF thy race,
Into whose face
:. A presence like the wind hath passed.
There is no flower of wood or lea,
No Maytime flower as fair as she;
o bluebelI. tender with the blue
or limpid skies.
Thy lineage hath kindred ties
In her. whose eyes
The heav'ns' own qualities Undue.
There Is no flower OF wood or lea;
No June-day flower, as fair as she;
Rose-odorol with beauty OF
Life's first and best
Behold thy sister here confessed!
Whose maiden breast
Is fragrant with the dreams Of love.
Madison Cawein, In Ledger.
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The Cars Carriage Service.

The Gear of Russia has four separate
.seryices" of horses and carriages,
namely, the Russian, French Eng'isa
md gala sets. Each set comprises az a.
least fifty horses. The Russian set
accompanies the Emperor wherever ne
GOES and at Gatchina it is used' to-
eether with the English set. The gaia
and French horses and carriages are
housed at St. Petersburg, in the Win.
ter Palace stables. The Emperor 8
oola turnout consists OF fifty Hanover
ian horses. These horses are perfectly
white. I With blue eyes, and anything
more magnificent in the way OF trap,
pings than their harness can hsra'y
ho conceived.
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rhe IIttIe Bell in tle Heart.

No heart keep, knocking all the day!
What vi does it neau2 What would Hsa !! say'
Nv n I heart keeps knocking all the nigns:
GSyiId y hast thou thought OF this arlgnE
Sn long il has knocked. now loud, now low
Hast thou thought what 1t means oy Knock
ing so3
No. child. It's lively little beh.
The dear Gods gilt, who loves thee ven. ven.
on the door of the soul by Him It's huns'
And by His hand 1t still is rung,
And He stands without and waits 70 see
whether within He will welcome be.
And still keeps knocking. in HOPES to WIN :,
The welcome answer: "Comei an! come in'
so knocks thy heart now, day by day,
And when its strokes have died away,
And all Its knockings on earth are oer'
n will knock itself at heaYen's door:
And stand without, aud walt and SEQ
whether within 1t will welcome pei
And near Him say: "Come, dearest guest!
+ found in thy bosom holy rest.
Az thou hast done, be it done totnee;
Come into the Joys OF eternity!
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A 60-Cent Calendar Free.

Perhaps the most beautiful Calendar issued
tor the year 'H is The YOUTHS COMPANION Art
Calendar, which is given 70 each subscriber 70
the paper for the year 'G. 1t Is made up Of four
charming pictures, beautifully repro diced i-t
twelve harmonious colors. II is in form o four.
page folder which, when extended, Is 10x2i
Inches in size. The subjects are delightfully."-
attractive. This Calendar makes q desirable
ornament for rnantel, centre.table or writing,
desk. 1t is offered for sale only by the pub
fishers of THE MOUTHS COMPANION at 90 cent?
per copy. Only because Of the enormous num-
Der published is It possible for the publishers OF
The COMPANION TO send It free 10 all COMPANION
suhs.ribers
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Somewhere.

Fair, mystic realm OF Somewhere,
Beyond the Sometime Sea,
The vagrant odors come where.
The worlds ways torture mo
Der waves and lonely islands
Thy whispers come bet,ras,
As lute-notes in the si'ence,
As minor poets rhymes.
o beckoning realm OF roses, where pleas
ures mark each mile.
These yearninss are but music and living Is
smile!
Sweet as virgins dreaming,
Who loves first kiss yet thrills
Fair as the flowers cleaning
Where moonlight softly spills.
Mans later Eden Somewhere.
We needs must long for thee;
The tempter's lips are dumb there,
The serpent hates not free.
o beckoning realm OF roses, where pleas
ures mark each mile,
There yearnings are but music and living Is
n smile.
w. T. Hale, in Chicago Tlr.ss4sraid
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,,rppry A SUGGESTION.

"My DEAR" said Mrs. Youpghus-
band, 81 saw such queer oinsy
cable car this afternoon. 1t had no
passengers at all. " ho,
lord and master, as he looked up rom
his evening paper. "It distributes
sand along the tracks to keep 'ne
wheels from slipping" ,ho
GLOW very nice, Edward 8. she g
sighed. sit seems to me thas su1n 20 .
oontrivance would be very useiul 10
Won Of times. New York Herald.
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xo uonnr, for Self. Murdcrers.

The German Minister of War has
issued a general order 10 the ehee1
that military honors are no lonser to
y, suAs sondered at the funerals of officers
.sbo u have committed suicide, whose
mames nnO are likewise henceforth to be
secret. ae Emperor William has been led
se0 90 take this step byt' extraordinary
increase OF late in IT,, .imber OF sui
eides among the officers of the army
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Huv. Turtle Shells.

The huge turtles that existed dur
;no the youth of the world appear TO
have inhabited the foothills III OF 'ns
Himalaye Mountains. The eggshells
anI homes of these extinct creatures,
q, which occasionally wash out OF the
rayines where they have been buried
for ages, prove that they were more
than twice as large as any specimen OF
The tortoise family which now exists
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performed, and many personal mat
tiers to be attended to. They have
mending to do, and dresses or bonnets
to make, and long into the night they
toll, for they must look neat, and they
have no time during the day to attend
to personal matters.
Woman, therefore, Notwithstanding
their delicate organism, work longer
and more closely than men.
They do not promptly heed such
signs as headache, backache, blues,
pains in the groins, bearing down, "all
goneo feeling, nervousness, loss OF
sleep and appetite, whites, irregular
or painful monthly periods, cold and
swollen feet, ETC., all symptoms OF
wcmc trouble, which, if not quickly
checked. will launch them in sea OF
misery.
There is but one absolute remedy
for all those ills. Any woman who has
20 earn her own living will find it
profitable to keep her system fortified
With this tried and true woman's friend.
lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com.
pound speedily removes the cause ana
effects lasting cure.
We are glad to produce such letters
as the following from Miss M. G. Mc.
Nance, ia Catherine ST., Utica, NY:
.For months I had been affilctee
with that tired feeling, no ambition,
no appetite, and heavy bearing-d down
feeling of the uterus. began to use
lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound. Soon those bad feelings passed
away / began to have more ambition,
INV appetite improved and I gained
rapidly in every way, and now am
entirel, well. advise all my friends
10 use the Compound, it is wonlans
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Lively Bear Hunt.


A Jackson (Ky.) letter to the lG-
ington Herald tells of lively bfr
hunt in Breathitt County:
"On last Tuesday Steve Dehart sbt
and killed black bear near I'd
River, in Menifee, which is about fe
miles notheast OF Dundee station, n
the Lexington ard Eastern Railasa
Mr.. Dehart was thirteen days out o
the hunt for the bear, when he foun
his den in ledge of rocks about26
feet from the ground, and he had t,
go over the cliff eighty feet higher
Leaving his gun and two dogs on tol
OF the cliff, he went into the den t,
look for the bear, and as he was crawl
ing along the den the bear made
roaring noise, and then Dehart raj
back on top of the cliff for the gu1
and dog. The dog had to be tied b,
the head with rope and let over tn
cliff into the den, when oil at once tn
bear seized the dog by the throat
killing him instantly. Then auothe
dog was lowered In the den, ana as 10
bear made rush for the dog Stew
shot the bear between the eyes, slight
ly wounding him. The bear regaines
his feet and got back into his den, re
naming there until the next morning
while Dehart lay by the den all nigh
trying to punch the bear out with
pole. Then early the next mornini
he ran long pole into the den, an.
as the bear made rush for the moutl
of the den Steve shot him in the head
this shot being fatal. About this tim
Dehart felt that he did not want an.
more hear hunts with squirrel rife
The bear weighed about 800 pound
net, and was about ten years old. Th
bears hide. when tackled to the wall
was six feet and ten inches long an
FIVE feet broad"
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1897-01-27

"walter Bsker & Co.. of Dorchester, Mas,
y. S. A, have given years OF study 10 the ski.
have devised machinery and systems peculiar
to their methods of treat ment, whereby tho
purity, palatabiiity and highest nutrient char
acteristics are retained. Their preparations
the highest Endorsements from the medical
practitioner, the nurse, and the inte ligent
housekeeper and caterer. There Is hardly any
food-product which may be so extensively used
in The household in combination with other
foods as cocon and chocolate; but here again
we urge the Importance purity and nutrient
value, and th,se i'm ortaat pD nts. we feel
su e, may be relied upon in Bakers Cocoa ands
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1897-01-27
Not Discourteous.

sWhat time is It, my lad9" asked an
American traveller of small Irish boy,
who was driving a couple of cows home
/ from the fields.
s.About - o'clock sir" replied the
boy.
'sI thought it was more"
'It's never any more here" return
ed he lad, in surprise, cit just be-
gins at 1 again. .".-Harper's Round
Table.
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: m DRIVE OR nor TO DRIVE.

Roberts-"Hallo! What's wrong'
old fellowi"
Benson-"I'm almost crazy. sent
a letter to my broker, asking him
whether he thought / was fool, ana
another one to Miss Willess, asking
her to come for drive with me- ana
I don't know which of them this teie'
Roberts-"What does 1t say?"
"Simply Yes"
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ENOUGH SAID.

Baldy-"what became: of your
nephew, who was such a promising
fellow few years ago?"
Oldun-"Oh, he's discovered that
he had mission to fulfil in the world"
Baldy-"Ah, yes, and went to the
dogs, OF course. Too bad, too bad"
Truth.
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A Paner House.

Famburg's paper eating house has
walls composed of q double layer Of
paper stretched on frames and impreg-
nated with fire and water proof solu-
tion. A thin wooden petition affords
further protection against the inclem-
ency of the weather. The roofs and
walls are fastened together by means
of bolts and hinges, SO that the entire
structure may be rapidly taken to
pieces and put up again.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1897-01-27
CELERY Oil in Restricted Demand.

Celery oil now finds restricted
market, the oil being produced chiefly
in Germany. 1t is distilled from the
fresh leaves and imparts the peculiar
flavor of celery to perfection. There
is an increasing demand for the oil
and larger production of celery lor us
manufacture. New England Home.
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WAY SHE RULES HIM

Miss Girly-'I shall never marry q
vain man."
Mrs. Manywed (Chicago)-"Wait
till you have had my experience. dear,
and you will know what comfort it is
to have q husband who can be man.
aged"
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1897-01-27
MALICIOUS.

Tom Barry don't see any sense
in girls kissing each other. Now, you
hate that girl you just kissed"
Prudence-"You bet do; but just
see how the freckles show where
kissed the powder of. Truth.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1897-01-27
WORDS OF WISDOM.
Young lions are often very lean.

Young lions are often very lean.
Getting the big head shrinks the
heart.
The fears we borrow are the hardest
to drive away.
Unless you want to be d oor don't
try to keep all you get.
It is harder to dine with pme men
than it is to fast alone.
We are rich not in what we have.
but in what we cannot lose.
Live to DO good and you will never.
tire of your employment.
When q little man is lifted!up every;
body finds out that he is little.
The man who thinks he knows
others is a great stranger to himself
The man who would be considerel
wise often turns out to be otherwise
If you knew that tomorrow woulI
be your last day how would you spenI
this?
The man who has lived only fc
himself has wasted his time and robbie
the world.
There are some very important le.
sons which can only be learned from
mistake.
It is doubtful if there is any ma
who has not at some time in his Lip
been bypocrite.
There Gun be no true snd abidig
comfort and peace that is not rood
and grounded in faith. j
The business of fault finding woul
soon come to an end if every fau-
finder could only be we'll INTRODUCED
to himself.
Money is one Of the levers TIT
moves the world, and it always moys
it in the right direction when goE |
man controls it, Rams Horn.
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HEARTLEss PUN.

When they told her that the young
mau whose suit she had rejected the
TO the GATE post directly zrVsr h7-.va
her, the beautiful girl shrugged her
'A "It isn't my fanlt," she said. coldly:
"I specifically told him he mustn't
think of hanging around here any
more. "-Detroit Tribune.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1897-01-27
HOW HE EvENs UP.

'Ts it true, Grsvely. that Boomer.
ly bests you every time you 20 duck
shooting?"
"No, but I h.7e no chance against
him when il Jones to lying about the
amount ii game We bagged. Detroit
Free Press.
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NOT A MUSICAL NOTE.

Smith@"You told me your friend
sang like 'a.bird. / think he has hor-
ribly hoarse voice. How can you say
it is like o bird's?"
Jones-."Well, the bird I meant was
a crow."-Judy.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1897-01-27
A REGULAR ARTIST.

She-"Why do you insist that Jenny
See is particularly accomplished?"
He-"Because she can fry dough-
nut so it will tcste like angel cake. -
Buffalo Times.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1897-01-27

ER bridal attire had
been modified by the
superstitious mandates
of the quaint old
rhyme. Her gown, of
course, was new; her
veil had decendei from
her grandmother her
younger b r 9th e r.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1897-01-27
ETERNITY IN FEE SIMPLE.

Scadds $50, Prince Picayunski
says he's the heir apparent. How does
that happen, when he's the younger
sonf"
Miss scadds-"ohl he explained
that. His brother is the heir consump.
tive. Puck.
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BUDGET OF FUN.
HUMOROUS SKETCHES FROM
VARIOUS SOURCES.
Still Ho stased-Yes, Indeed-Not a
Musical Note-Malicious-W
She Rules Him-How He
Evens Up, Etc.

She yawned, but still he fingered there;
(ol bores he was the greatest),
Until she murmured in despair,
You're up-to-date, I must declare,
For you're the very latest"
Washington Star.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1897-01-27
american Horsos in LONDON.

London buses are drawn by Arneri.
can horses, thousands OF which are
imported annually. Enrl;sh breeders
will not raiE> horses strong enough for
tue work.
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AK oak, Still living in Tilford. near
Fa-nham, is mentioned in charter OF
Henry of Eiois under, the date Of 1850.
one sccrat al Longeyity

Those anxious to prolong this rapid transitory
existence Of ours beyond the average span,
should foster his digestion, negatively by ab-
staining from Indiscretions In diet, and affrm-
ativeiy by the use Of fhst peerless stomachic,
Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, when he export
ences symptoms Of Indigestion. The impair
lnent Of the digestive function is fatal TO vigor
Subdue With the Bittels, also, fever and ague,
biiieusnees and constipation,
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1897-01-27
Not They Who Soar.

Not they who soar, but they who ploa'
The rugged way, uuhelped, to God
Are heroes; they who higher fare,
And, flying, Ian the upper air,
Miss ali the toll that hugs the sod.
'Tis they whose backs have felt the rod.
Whose feet have pressed the path unshod,
May smile upon defeated care.
Not they wto soar.
High up there arc no thorns to prod,
Nor bouidors lurking meath the clod
To turn the keenness OF the share,
For flight Is ever free and rare;
But heroes thsy the soil who've trod,
Not they who soar.
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by local applications, as they cannot reich tho
diseased portion Of the ear. There is only one
way to cure deafness. and that Is by constftu-
tional remedies. Deafness Is caused by an In
famed condition Of the mucous lining Of the
Euslachian Tube. When this tube gets In
famed you have a rumbling sound or iznper-
feet hearing. and when Il is entirely closed
Deafness is ,ne result, and unless the inflam-
nation can be taken out and this tul restored
10 its normal condition, hearing Will be de-
stroyed forever. Nine cases out Of ten are
caused by catarrh, which is nothing but an in
named condition Of the mucous surfaces.
We viii give One Hundred Dollars for any
case Of Deafness Caused by catarrh) that can
circulhrs, free.
F. j. CHENEY & Co., Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, 75c
Halls Family pills ara the best
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1897-01-27

'ris sad to see the flowers fade as they are
wont to do
We'd like 10 keep them working night aud
day the whole year through;
We miss the artless song5ters who made
merry in the tree,
We long for the companionship OF butterfly
and bee.
But, in spite OF all our losses, there's brac-
ing sense OF Joy
In our knowledge Of our triumph over crea-
lures that annoy;
And we vow that there Is nothing, as we set
tle for doze,
Like the good old days Of autumn. when the
flies
get
froze.
Washington Star.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1897-01-27

cEsTRxvrlLx, K. l., March ., fsaa.
NJ enclose Two dollars TO gcs ss1ne o. your
TITTZRNE. It has done wonders on three
persons to whom hsd giyen little OF my
small supply, They were radically cured Of
REV. c. P. aABouRr.
l box by mail for Soc. In stamps.
y. T. SnUPTRINE, Savannah, Ga.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1897-01-27

Whereupon the pencil asked the
sponge if it saw the point, and the
sponge dried up New York Journal.
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A SoNG OF SIxPENCE.

"Something old and something new,
Something borrowed and something blue,
Aad silver sixI n; in her shoe.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1897-01-27

The football champion Of the present may be-
come the hack driver Of the future. 1t Is q
pleasing thought.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1897-01-27

II you have tried Dob,ins' Floating -Bora1 Soap
you have decided to uss It all the time.en you
haven't tried It you ows 1t TO yourself TO do so.
Your grocer has 1t or will get It. Be sure that
wrappers are printed in red.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1897-01-27
Ono Advantage of Cold '.

Ono AuVantage OF CoIu v :. =
Notwithstanding the frosts that - ~.t
the winds that whistle dre.:
There's certain thrill OF plereH
present time OF year.
A vIndIcaiive satisfaction which
tie hour,
1Ansi brings rs~ resignation as ri'-' ''s
withered flower.
IT'S the quiot exultatloa that " r'.
player feels
Whose ills are slight compared - 'He'
enemy reveals.
So we shuu the melancholy wM.
less boughs disclose,
And We hail the days OF autumn, when the
flies
get
froze.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1897-01-27

After physicians had given me up, / was saved
by Ptsos Cure.-RAiPH ERIEG, Williamsport,
Pa, Noy. %, 1893.
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HIS FATE.

Sympathizing Friend = "Where
were the remains of your late husband
buried?"
The Widow (sadly)-"There were
no remains; he-me-met-a-bear J"
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1897-01-27

II afnicte6 with sore eyes use DR.. Isaac Thomp-
sons Eye-water. Druggists sell at 25c per bottle.