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Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1897-04-24
Don't Tobacco Spit and Smoke
Your Life AWAY.

Ifyou want to quit tobacco using easi.
ly and forever, be made well, strong,
magnetic, full of nav life and vigor,
take No-To-Bac, the wonder-worker
that makes weak men strong: Many
900 cured. Buy No-To-Bac from syour
own druggist, who will guarantee a
cure. Booklet and sample mailed free.
Ad. Sterling Remedy Co., Chicago or
New York.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1897-04-24
OFF to Lancaster.

Sheriff John S. McCallister returned
Friday from Athens where he placed
three patients in the State Hospital
for the insane, and left Immediately
for Lancaster with Charley Rush,
sentenced to the Reform Farm for
stealing chickens.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1897-04-24

CINCINNATI, April 23. An amicable
morning between the workmen and
officials of the Addyston Pipe and
Steel Co., and the threatened strike at
this immense plant of that company
is off
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1897-04-24
S&N!s9
I5e
Some People
Keep Wheels."...
......Others Sell Them

We do the latter. That is why "the
CALLED jade winces."
If you are thinking of buying a BIZ
cycle, do not fail to call and see our
line, which is largest aud most COM
plete line in Ohio,
No shoddy stock; and therefore we
can and do guarantee every wheel we
sell for one year. Wheels from S45 to
500. We sell on the installment plan
as we'll as for cash: and no one need be
without bike. Our prices ard terms
are within the reach of all.
Largest and most complete line of
sundries in the city. Also complete
Repair Shop in connection.
This is a PAID advertisement, but
we mean what we say, and kindly So
licit your patronage.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1897-04-24
a Fine Entertainment.

The Chopin Ladies' Orchestra which
appeared at the Auditorium Friday
night under the auspices of the Senior
well patronized as it deserved, but
nevertheless gave delightful enter
tainment. The entertainment conclud-
ed the series which has been given by
the High School.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1897-04-24
The New Iron.

The Electric Railway Company is dis
tributing the rails along Putnam
Front and Greene streets for the new
track to replace the old one now in use
The work on the Fourth street extern
sion is progressing rapidly, but will
probably hold back the street paving a
few days in order that both jobs may
be made perfect.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1897-04-24
Street Sprinkler.

II looks as though we might go
dusty" this summer. for we under
stand that the business men along the
streets are not coming forward with
enough liberality to support the
sprinkler
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1897-04-24

The Marietta Electric Company have
on the road new wheels for their cars,
those now in use having become fiat
tened by too sudden and too hard APP
plication of brakes. This will reduce
the operation of the cars to smooth
picatu
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1897-04-24

Mrs. Fin Turner, OF Parkersburg.
was proba bly, fatally burned Thursday
night by the explosion of lamp which
ignited her clothing.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1897-04-24
Another Sees the Light.

James A. Kennedy has disposed of
his residence on South Wells street to
HI. McCutcheon, and will for the pres.
ent have his headquarters at Marietta
with view of locating in that CITY,
Sistersville Review.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1897-04-24
Death Was n Relief.

PoMERoY, O., April 2S.-Wm Price,
who fell into salt grainer at Coal
ridge furnace a few days ago, died
Thursday night in terrible agony.
The flesh actually fell from his bones
from the waist down.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1897-04-24
Condition Serious.

The condition of Rev A. d. McCor-
mick, who has been ill for some time,
is much worse and his son, Capt. Lloyd d
Mccormick, has been summoned home
from the West.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1897-04-24

CINCINNATI, April 23.-Pat Foyle,
aged 40, of Akron, O., laborer, while
at work at Red Bank, on the c., P. &
V. road, fell 40 feet over an embanl-
ment Friday, and was fatally injured.
Patrol No. . took him to the hospital.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1897-04-24
Still Coming.

While we received
several lots of Fashion
able SHOES and fur
nished a great many
with Easter Footwear
last week, we have COM
ing in this week some
Special Shipments of
Latest Creations in Shoe
making that, compared
with the prices we will
name will opeu your
eyes.
See our Tan Patent
Leather and Green Box
Calf and Kid Novelties
for both Men and
Women.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1897-04-24
Kanawhaville Made Another Run.

Parkersburg's second game with
Wheeling at thelatter place on Friday
resulted in score of II to in favor of
Wheeling.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1897-04-24

Orders taken for Easter Flowers, dec
oratiye plants of all kinds suitable for
any occasion, Cut Flowers, Designs,
etc. Largest and best line of plants in
the city, in charge of a practical florist.
Delivered to any part of the city.
MRS. Q. r. ELsToN,
Apr Sd. -Swks. Phone 225-3.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1897-04-24

Mrs. John Jinkins was arrested Fri
day on the charge of grand larceny Of
property belonging to the National
Supply Company.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1897-04-24

DIR. Thomas Eclectric Oil h as cured
hundreds of cases of deafness that were
supposed to be incurable. 1t never
fails to cure earache.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1897-04-24

LoRA1N, O., April 23.-At the steel
plant Thursday Tom Bennett fell into
the big crank pit while the engine was
in motion. His body was badly man
gled. The man leaves a family OF a
wife and nine small children.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1897-04-24

WHEN bilious or costiye, eat a Cascar-
ct, candy cathartic cure guarante ed.
10c. csc
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1897-04-24
Want Senator Hanna to Succeed Himself

CLEVELAND, O., April 2S About 500
prominent business men met IN the
Hollendent at noon Thursday and
adopted resolutions urging the choice
of Hon. NJ. A. Hanna to succeed him
self as limited States senator.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1897-04-24

Constipation is deadly enemy to
health; BurdoclS Blood Bitters is a
deadly enemy to constipation.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1897-04-24

Craig makes every variety of pic
ture known to the Photographic art.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1897-12-30
A SHERIFF. ON HIS DIGNITY.

Tampa, Fla, Dec. 30.-Quite a sen
sation was created here today by a
protest by Spanish Consul Pedro Soils
against the sheriff of Hillsborough on
account of the jai,cr refusing to, al.
low the consul to see a Spanish pris-
oner without n permit from Sheriff
Spencer. The consul was sent for by
one Jose Fernandez, now in the coun-
ty Jail here charged with felony. AT
the jail he was told that he could not
enter without written permit. AT
this he grew very indignant and sent
an official protest to the authorities
at Washington.
Later he went to see the sheriff in
person, and hot words ensued. Just
what notice the government authori-
ties will take Of the incident cannot be
predicted. The consul claims : that
the Spanish flag has been insulted,
and Sheriff Spencer claims a. right to
exclude even the president Of the
United States or the governor of the
state unless they first get his permits
sion to see prisoner. Consul Soils
threatened that international compli-
CATIONS would result from the incl
dsat =
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1897-12-30
Weather conditions
POUND NOTICE.

Taken up. and in city pound on Mata-
moras street, on or about the 30th day
of December 1897:
One sorrel mare, branded Il o Il on
the left thigh.
One sorrel horse. branded II c on the
left shoulder.
One sorrel horse, branded r c on the
left shoulder.
One roam mare, branded r c on the
left shoulder.
One iron gray mare. branded 1. U
on the left thigh.
One gray horse, branded W b con
nected, on the left shoulder.
One sorrel horse, branded Spanish
brand.
One bay horse, branded G on the
left shoulder and ID on the thigh.
One gray jack, brand not plain.
Which will, If not redeemed before
sale, be sold at public auction, to the
highest bidder, for cash, at said pound
at the hour of II o'clock a. M. on the
4th day of January, 1898.
PHIL. SHARDEIN,
l2-3O-5t, Marshal
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1897-12-30
HANUKAH FESTIVAL.

The Sabbath school children of Tenn
pie Beth El on Travis square, under the
leadership of Rabbi Samuel Marks, as
sisted by Misses Florence Marks, Katie
Schmidt, Grace Koenigheim, Florence
Levy and Clara Moritz, gave festival
last evening at the Synagogue in COM
memoration of 'Hanukah, or the Feast
of Light"
The children, from little tots Of three
to boys and girls of twelve or thirteen
years, made little speeches, read es-
says, sang and otherwise entertained
the five hundred people who had gath
cred there to celebrate the event, which
on account of the inclement weather,
had been postponed from last Saturday
have been held, until last night.
Miss Price presided over the musical
part of the program and proved herself
an efficient organist. After the pro-
gram each of the children was given q
box of delicious bon-bons. These a
present from congregation Beth Ell.
While the Gentiles throughout the
civilized world celebrate Christmas, SO
do the Jews in every community,
where congregations exist, celebrate
the "Feast of Lights" In commemorat.
ing the glorious victories of the Jewish
tribes over their enemies, who. by
force of arms, tried to overthrow their
religious rights, to worship God as they
saw lit. and their investment of the
holy city of Jerusalem.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1897-12-30
Can,t control his memory.

Shoemaker Shaw, of Dixon, is posx
sessed of phenomenal memory. II
is at once phenomenally good and
phenomenally bad. In the first place,
when he measures customers foot
for psir of shoes he never puts down
a figure of all the numerous measure
ments, but he has them for all time.
1t is never necessary for him to meas
ure that foot again. Years after he will
recall them on an order and make a
perfect fit.
That is the only thing Mr.. Shaw can
remember. A short time ago he was
standing at the depot in Dixon talking
to friend. The passenger train pulled
out for San Francisco, and still he
talked away. Suddenly he exclaimed:
by George. I was going somewhere
on that train. Where In the dickens
was I going. anyway"
He felt in his pockets and found Q
ticket to Suisun. "Now. what was
going to Suisun for?" -
Again Mr.. Shaw searched his peck.
cts, read all the letters he found, and
finally came to q subpoena.
"That's it. I was subpoenaed as 9
witness"
He had to hire team to get to SuisuI
in time.-San Francisco Post.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1897-12-30
ADJUSTMENTS.

Among the members of Miss Fran
els of Yale" company, which coInes to
the Grand opera house ON Friday and
Saturday with New Years matinee, is
Miss Gertrude Homan, whose advance
in her stage career is deserving of no
little praise. Years ago she created
the role of little Lord Fauntieroy''
and at that time had the honor of con-
querlng Commodore Gerry Of the So
ciety for the Prevention Of Cruelty to
Children, In New York. AT the time
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1897-12-30
THE RACES.

The seventh day of the Midwinter
race meeting was held yesterday at
the Jockey Club park with very fair
| attendance, though the grand stand
| was not so well patronized as it should
have been. The results were as fos
| lows:
First race, handicap h-mile-Angie
NJ, 10, 1; Little Vulcan, 112, 2; Nora
s, 90, 8. Time :52I5.
Second race, handicap, 3 furlongs--
Humming Bird, 112, 4 Billy Boy, 112,
2; Joe Cotton, 112, 3. Time, :36A.
Third race, handicap, A-mile-Mary
Barnes Jog, 1 Gray Dog, 107, 2; Buck
away. 100, 3. Time, LII. sH
Fourth race, handicap, 5 furlongs-
Pannini, 112, 1; Trilby, 100, 2; Gussic
II, 100, 3. Time, 1:04.
Fifth race, handicap. AZ furlongs-
Lon Martin, ITO, L. Inconita, 100. 2:
Winnie Davis, 100, 3. Time. ,:50hat;a
The bookmakers were very cautious.
offering no great chances against
themselves, and while they won the
best of the day, theiricar1iihgs were
not large. ~ h1s saS94
The entries for today's events are IS
follows: 40 an
First race. u OF a mile, haifdicap--
Trixie Hood ITO. Red Dutchman 40,
Ribbon 40. Jack Hart 100 Billy, Cor
man 100. .loa' - -
Second race, 4 mile, handicap Get
away 11(. Hospital 40, Leap Year no.
Trixie 1O5, Sur Palanet no. 49,.
Third race " of mile, handicap
Burke, Jr., 1e6, Arnbeim 112, Pannini
10, Trilby l04, TNoicy 95.
Fourth race, ~ mile, handicap-Nora
S 90, Little Vulcan 10S, Winnie Davis
LOG, Buckaway los, Lulu Horton 104,
Queen Mozardt 104.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1897-12-30
The siamese Army.

An English newspaper in an article
on the Siamese army says: I'm one re-
spect the Siamese army is superior to
any other, and that is in its elephant
corps. Eight hundred of these animals,
which are stronger, though smaller,
than those of India, are organized into
a special corps, commanded by re-
tired Anglo-Indian officer, and their
heads, trunks and other vulnerable
parts are protected against bullets BY
india rubber armor." = Detroit Free
Press
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1897-12-30
USEFUL PREeEp1
HOUSEHOLD NECHssrx7HR
M. KARoTxlN.

Nos. 1oS-lo7 West Housten street.. oes-
erai line of HOusefurnishIns Gsodu.
What nicer of holiday prssen:, thaS :
BEDRO0M OR PARLoR SET, have
some WARDROBE, DESK. LOUNGE
BOOK CASE DINING SET. ana many
other useful as well as ornamenfa1 ID.
ticles. Our competitors can't under-
sell us.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1897-12-30
CHARGED WITH swINDLING.

John NJ. Kyle, an ex-drummer, who
has lived in San Antonio for a num-
Der of years, was arrested by
Deputy Sheriff Jim Irwin yesterday on
capias, charging him with swindling
under $50. The indictment says that
on December 8 he induced Albert
Friedrich by false pretntions to de-
liver to him $15 in cash. He gave Mr..
Friedrich a check on bank, and
when the latter wanted to cash it he
was informed that the check was
worthless.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1897-12-30
TO HELP HIM OFF.

Efforts are being made by couple
of charitable gentlemen to provide
transportation from San Antonio to
Nashville, Tenn. for the little japanese
acrobat, who lost his arm last spring
while out bird shooting near the South
western Insane asylum. His company
seems TO have abandoned him, but he
thinks he can secure work in his line
If he can get to Nashville.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1897-12-30
NEW YEAR BALL, DEC.3
THE MOTHER DIED.

Coroner Griff Jones was summoned
to sos Comal street yesterday to hold
an inquest on a Mexican woman, NAM
ed fedora Renterias. She was 80
years Of age and had given birth to .
child. Her husband is out Of employ
ment and they were too poor to engage
a physician. Her sister, who is said to
have some experiece, attended her
The newborn infant is living and
there are four other children.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1897-12-30
Why Thcy Cave nd Un.

Mrs. Bradish-I thought you were GO
ing to spend the summer in your cot
tage, ont on the lake shore?
Mrs. Huntley-We did intend to do
SO, but we've had to give it up.
'Why, is it impossible for your hus-
band to attend to business and go so far
out every night?"
"Oh. no, he could do it all right; but
our hired girls beau Cleveland
Leader.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1897-12-30
Trapping the unyynry.

Mr.. Parks-By the way, saw Miss
Darlington on her wheel to-day.
Mrs. Parks-What kind of hat did
she have on?
81 declare, I didn't notice"
Qnnocently)-"Did she wear high
boots or golf stockings"
Golf stockings, and they looked very
trim, too. Still, I don't believe"
But it was too late. She had him in Q
corner, and he had to thaw for the new
dress that she wanted to present to heI
mother.-Cleveland Leader.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1897-12-30
NEW SUITS FILED.

1902. Mrs. Kate PICARD and Louis
PICARD VS.. John. Bette, James and
Mary Mcconnell, Mrs. Lizzie and
George p. Drodge, Rose. Laura, Katie,
Essie, Johnnie, Leo, James and Joe Do
Ian, suit for partition of estate of John
and Nora Mcconnell, deceased, con-
sisting of lands in Bexar and Wilson
county.
1858. f.. Kettelson and B. Degetau.
of El Paso. VS.. f. Groos & Co., debt,
1900.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1897-12-30

she was playing at the Madison SQUARE
thearte and notified by the authorifjes
TO stop. Although scarcely ii hsr
teens, Little Gertie," as she was tnSn
called made a visit to the eommodo}e
and argued the matter so effecffyclv
that she was permitted to continue
her performance; while the Scl1owinr
Christmas she received doll Larger
than herself with compliments OF the
Gerry society.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1897-12-30
ncsncrnte Kennedy.

I'll tell you what to do" said the
man who knows it all. IF you are in
doubt about your plumbinga little pep
permint poured into the pipes viii re
veal any Leak"
But asked the householder. where
the dickens am TO live until the pep
pcrmint smell gets out of the house ?
Tell me t?"-lndianapo Journal.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1897-12-30
EvIocnccs of Hard Times.

Dusty Roadster-Cholley, it pains me
to see these evidences of hard times.
Choliey-I don't understand you.
"Why. I've noticed that even these
city folks are getting SO poor that they
have to dress their children in overalls
ard blue blouscs. like you got away
from the hired man down the road
Detroit Free Press.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1897-12-30

Brooklyn Belle (weeping)-Charlie
has broken off our engagement. Shall
1 return his ring by mail?
Hoboken Hoyden-Return nothing!
Do as always have done; exchange the
ring for spoons. and give them to your
mother.-N. Y. Journal.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1897-12-30
AUTHORITARIAN pI.coverie..

AtCatania, in Sicily. the discovery has
been made of small metropolis, which
belongs to the latest Roman times, and
contains several rows Of tombs, dis
posed in almost the same manner as
the locui in the Christian catacombs.
The objects brought to light resemble
very much those previously found in
the Syracusan metropolis of Grotticelli.
Of peculiar importance are two inscrip-
tons: a.Christian one, written in Greek.
and another written in Latin, and re-
lating to a soldier from Gallia Narbon-
ensis belonging to the Legio Septima
Gemina. 1t was known that this le-
gion, created by Emperor Galba, was
recruited chiefly in Spain and in the
province of Narbonne, but no memory
of it existed to the present day in Sicil.
ian Observation-Disclosures.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1897-12-30

SIT must have been very tender
hearted butcher WAC killed this lamb. :
said the Cheerful Idiot. pausing in the
saving of his chop.
Why kindly asked the shoe clerk
boarder.
HE must have hesitated three or four
years before striking the fatal blow
Indianapolis Journal. = ~ ID y
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1897-12-30

The peach was originally poisonous
almond. Its fruity parts were used to
poison arrows. and for that purpose
it was introduced into Persia. Trans
plantation and cultivation have not only
removed it's poisonous qualities. but
have turned it into the delicious fruit
we now enjoy.-Chicago Inter Ocean.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1897-12-30

Jack-Miss oIdgiri Waited every re-
sort on, the Atlantic coast in search of
q wealthy husband.
Khty-Yes: and then utssri-d that
poor dry goods clerk. Charley Hopper.
at Atlantic City.
"What else could she do? TWAS her
last resort.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1897-12-30

you don't know much about the city,
do you?" said the city cousin in his SUI
perior way as he was showing his
country relative around.
mo more'n you do about the farm"
was the prompt reply.-Cnicago Post.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1897-12-30
An Extraordinary nruptIon.

A very singular phenomenon oc-
CURED last winter in Iceland. Along
the seacoast, near the center of the
southern shore of the island, there II
a broad level region called the Skeid-
arar sands, bordered by glaciers de-
scending from the mountains. A post
man crossing the sands was startled By
a long, grooming sound issuing from
the glacier two miles away. Then he
saw masses of ice shooting into. the air,
followed by food of water and ice
pouring across the sands. Being oil
horseback, he quickly got out Of the
reach Of danger. After six days, on
again visiting the spot, he found the
sends covered with "belt of ice waves
reaching from the glacier to the sea
a distance of IS miles. The precise
cause of the eruption, which apparent
ly took place underneath the glacier
is not known, but according to repor,
in Nature, 1t is believed to have som,
connection with the great earthquake.
that shook Iceland last summer. =
Youths Companion.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1897-12-30

Don't you believe ali you see in the
funny papers about summer girls and
their engagements just for fun" said
the sad-eyed man.
why 0ot?"
Il thor;ght had met that kind OF
girl last summer: but she married me
good and tight before the year was
out" PHILADELPHIA North American.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1897-12-30
Laid 40 Errs IN Hall an Hour.

Some ladies of West Palm Beach wit
messed anovelscene recently. They were
on the beach enjoying the breeze. sit
ting up just in the fringe of the scrub,
when out came large loggerhead
turtle. It dug hole and then pro-
ceeded to fill it with eggs. Finishing,
the hole was filled over with sand and
made to look exactly like that around
it. Ayoung man of the party turned"
her and secured the eggs, over ITO. The
whole operation took about half an
hour.-Florida Times-Union.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1897-12-30
Chine.e Typewriting NIachine.

A missionary at Tung Chow has in
vented Chinese typewriting machine.
1t is great success. The characters
number about 1000 and are on the edges
of wheels about a foot in diameter.
Twenty or thirty wheels are required to
carry all the characters, and two keys
must be struck to make an impression.
The first turns the wheel and the Sec
ond stops it at the required letter,which
is then brought down to the paper. The
machine is complicated, but the in
ventor, DIR. Sheffield, hopes to make it
more simple. There are $4,000 charac-
tiers in the Chinese language, each rep
resenting distinct word. The 1000 in
common use have been selected for the
new machine.-N. Y. Sun.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1897-12-30

Ten Broke (suspiciouslyl-Are you
one of the nonveacx riches?
Pauline (frankly)--I am.
Ten Broke--Then viii you marryme2
IN. Y. Journal.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1897-12-30
Brutal.

Wife-We have been married 10 years,
and not once in that time have 1 missed
baking you cake for your birthday.
Have /, dear?
Hubby-Nc, my pet. l can look back
upon those cakes as milestones in my
Ufe.-Answers.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1897-12-30

Mr.. Gotrox-What would you expec,
me to do for my daughter ii you mar
ried her? as
George Goodthing (sligntiy en-
barrassed) = You-er - wouldn't be
willing to die for her. would your
Judge,