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Omaha daily bee., 1897-12-05

for Il would, OF course, be impossible tc
reach so high All along the poles. az regu-
lar intervals. are put eyes, through which
runs a cord that is also fastened to the
knob of the frame, and then. in pulley fash
ion, the frames Cln be lowered or hoisted as
desired. Keeping skirts and waists thus
pread out is great help toward always
having them fresh A padding OF some soft
material can be put over the frames, and a
smil sachet put therein to give faint per-
fume. only 1t must be very faint Tissue
paper inserted IN the sleeves will keep then,
in shape, and II there Is danger Of dust, a
covering OF cheese cloth can be put over
the waists.
Evening waists are best kept in boxes
and must be most carefully covered and
kept in shape with white tissue paper The
skirts Of evening gowns should not be folded.
but are best laid in long trunks or boxes
with white tissue papers between the folds
Each and every hat should be kept in
hat box, and never put away dusty. Careful
brushing every time the hat Is put on or
taken OFF viii keep it looking fresh q sur
prisng length of time. If feathers come un-
cured they should at once be recurlcd; and
when flowers look mussy ind frayed the
edges must be trimmed with a sharp pair OF
scissors. The ends of ribbon bows require
the same treatment.
Boots shoes and slippers must always be
put on lasts or stuffed with paper when not
in use. A pair OF boots put on lasts the mo-
mont they are taken off will retain their
shape and will wear twice as long as when
thrown nto closet to curl up at the ends
as they dry. Rubbers should not be put
away muddy, but after they have dried
should be polished like boots
The small details of dress-gloves, wells
ribbons, handkerchiefs, etc.-are, of course,
to be carefully looked after and kept in
their respective cases. but they require en-
occasional overhauling and sorting out.
Wells with holes in them and frayed edges
are an abomination to be classed with soiled
ribbons and buttonless gloves, and 1t is better
to go without any than to have them In that
condition
Omaha daily bee., 1897-12-05

of a woman's toilet is her purse, for she in
variably carries it in her hand. The newest
pocketbooll Is made of leather and is at
tached to a strong chain, which is easily
grasped by hand already taxed with hand
kerChef, muff, umbrella and a small parcel
or two, or can be worn over the wrist The
purse itself is long and narrow, with slightly
rounded corners.
Eccentric in the extreme are the huge
brimmed hats wCrn this winter by those
devotees of fashion who invariably carry
each prevailing style to its greatest limit.
Hideous indeed do some of the wearers there
Of look in these senseless, topheavy struct-
uros, madu up of a. vulgar tumble of ribbon
bows, brilliant flowers, poated lace big
buckles, fur bands and tails and an armful
Of feathers.
Omaha daily bee., 1897-12-05
SHABBY CLOTHES.

How 10 Make Old Garments Look as
Good New.
A woman of wonderful resources has just
discovered new and very sure way OF reno
waiting and restoring to their former appear
ance spotted, soied or faded cloth or serge
gowns.
Pick about twenty ivy leaves, young green
ones by choice. wash them carefully and
place them in jug or basin. Add about one
pint of boiling water, cover up the basin or
Jug, and leave to soak for two or three
hours, when 1t win be ready for use. Mean
while the garment must be thoroughly
brushed inside and out. and all untidy braid
Omaha daily bee., 1897-12-05

dishes always make the opposite sides alike
to get balance of color or design.
Diamonds squares, circles. feur-de-ls in
fact, almost amy outline can be picked out
by means Of powdered or chopped garnishes,
while. OF course. the possibilities of the
caper and the olive are endless.
When 1t comes to the dessert, the fancy
cakes conserves and candies suggest many
artistic combinations Garlands of flowers,
too, are pretty, especially If a whole cake
is brought to the table, or a cake pudding.
Modern cookery has just now rather
tendency to overload the dishes, but a taste
full eye and hand always know when to step.
Omaha daily bee., 1897-12-05
LATEST CRY or FASHION.
Picturesque Hendgcnr, smart Nuns,
snshes, GirdIes and Belts.

NEW YORK, Dec. 2.--It Ia not every we'll
dressed woman who, now the cold weather
has begun In earnest, carries fur mum.
Those who do display perfectly round ones
Of very conservative size and always lined
with come very gayly-coored satin. a chin
chilIa mum, with cherry red or apple green
center Is considered a very pretty thing in
deed. or a sober handwarmer Of Persian
lamb is made glorious with a pansy purple
or deep orange yellow silk lining, that is
often further distinguished by vivid plaid
strippIngs. Just at the ends of the mufts
where fur and satin come together, It is
eommendable custom to set on a short thick
Omaha daily bee., 1897-12-05
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have rhinestones set in their tops.
NJ DAVIS.
Omaha daily bee., 1897-12-05
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part Of
Mail Orders Sent to any Part of America.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1897-08-06
FACTS OF INTEREST.

A needle passes through eighty opera
tons in the course OF manufacture.
The japanese government now issues
every day three weather charts. which
include observations In China and the
I.in-kiu Islands. enabling captains TO as
certain the movements OF storms several
days in advance.
There is AT least oiie law in Hungary
which might be copied by other countries
of the world Tits is the prohibition APP
Piled TO cripples and people who are de-
formed enough I, offend the public eye
from selling rG pers on the public thorough.
fares.
a robin recently caught In Medina n r.
By scaoolboy had tied 10 its leg a paper
asking; Where will this robin bulld its
nest the coming spring." and signed. with
out date, y. Jules Ferdinand Box ~.
Tampa. Fla. The schoolhoy wrote TO Tam
pa. giving the Information asked for.
The greater part Of the cast-ofr uniforms
OF British soldiers find their way into the
shops d dealers in secondhand clothing
The coats ate then either cut up sold TO
theatrical managers or exported 10 Africa
and elsewhere for trading purposes with
the kafllrs and ether uncivilizea Neople
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1897-08-06
NOTABLE PEOPLE.

Miss Mary MCGOWAN. OF Iowa who for
seNt raj years has successfully managed a
sinai boarding school Cor tns deaf a. I'm
Esewooa- IL. has ncw been rnasa sa,ars I
inspector o. al the pQhI.e schools Dor mo
gear IN chicago, containing one or two
hundred children W.
IRE cecisioc OF Or. brewster roasS,..a-
oishop-elect Of Connecticut 70 rnsla 49,.
cs'y q Hartford his residence ss,-as 49,. :
pleasure 70 its citizens. tho;ax7 ,hst "a
compelled 10 admit that he Nv, ronia
have done nothing else Now 49, -
taxing OF erecting cathedral fer rim,
TIE curious fact has re~entlv cor-s .,
Hsnf tEaI, although ex-tsov Store - Ne.
sour. made speeches fer fsyvar "a -
iiet244sssn. he bet hors. buggy barrass
~nip aad hitching strap that MHEt~lss,
would he elected president 0. thexa 30
States. Ex-1syor Noonaa. OF 81 a.,ss
vas Tire loser.
Miss Harriet A. Boyd The young vxo,,a :,
v 30 volunteered her services az !. -,t,-xs. : |.
TIE Outbreak OF tae Greek wsw a-sS az.
Wa a ttisH wozsssls- Vas alone Ia s1harSs
OF SosFilal 80 Fclc. containing xs,,ss r.rv
o. s.Agy wInHsfd "a ficrn Boston. ara "a :
ssSanssed from SINH college in 1sga So
was l strGsns " TIE American Arcnsao.
logical scheei az Athens when TIRE vsr
ssoke oot- and she at oECe rendered ~ :
services TO lie queen
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1897-08-06
COAST PAPERS.

Portland Telegram: II England has real
ly agreed to take part In an International
monetary conference she will do SO mere
ly as matter of courtesy to the United
States. and not with the least intention OF
helping silver"
Sacramento Bee: Those English noble
men who are trembling between the Scylla
OF bankruptcy and the Charybdis Of .
hymeneal auction block, might escape by
going TO the Clondyke. In this event the
upper Yukon would be sure to become q
Mecca for Americas snobocracy. and a
little life would be instilled into the long
evenings of the Alaska winter.
Oakland Enquirer: The bicycle-taxing
movement is spreading like a batter-cake
to all Of the towns around Chicago, MIL
waakee. Oshkosh Racine Springfield and
Detroit all have the ordinance or are talk
ing about 1t. As has been said before. Ii Is
all right IL the cities will do something for
the bicyclists TO make the payment OF spe-
cial taxes worth while, but otherwise it 10
Objectionable.
San Francisco Report: It Is said by in
vestigators that Prince Henry OF Bourbon,
who Is credited with having explored the
wiids OF Cochin-China and who was given
the cross of the Legion Of Honor for his
feat. never went into the wiids The
French officials OF Saigon have testified
under oath that the prince lived in that
city during the whole period of his stay in
Cochin-Chna, and made up his report
al documents. This shows that nature In
tended the prince for war correspondent.
or, better still, for a special commissioner
to the seat of war"
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1897-08-06

oruuRspeus positions In public aRasrs Quay
bss been fousAs BY the other two. Some
tsuaex IL has been suspected shas fa1e nxh.
vas Only make believe" because IN the
esd ali seem 60 have benefited. bat every
campaign has found them again arrayed
against each other tn battle for ST.
premsry. I. 10 row reported tbs, truce
has been declared. ard II that be true f.
pf,soahiy means that Quay desires 10 sEic-
coed himself 50 senator. n was announced
a few days ago that Cos Hsssings In
tended 20 enter Tire race, ard he had rea-
son 20 hope that aimee he muse be OPP
posed 20 Quay. he woaid. az matter Of
course. have the aid Of Martin and Nagee.
That hope tn rev dispsiIed. and the man
who hos sosxh. his way TO the top In spite
o. the mos. bitter warfare against him win
be stronger than ever. When the iegts-
iasure vas in session s.il known ~ she
Ripper bill was introduced. and would
hare carried bat for Qnays intercesxson.
There h no doubt he fnssigated II for TIE
purpose OF deprfvinx Msgee of his power
In Psstsburg politics. and when I. wa
dropped there was a suspicfon that dcai
had sseen effected
Events aimee that time tend 20 confirm
that view. Gov. Hastings refused 70 sign
a bill which ne now says he was asked
by Quay and Penrose 70 approve. He In
tended By the publication 0k that fact TO
strengthen himself with the so-caIiea In
dependent voters. but II serves 30 show
that the senators were not unwilling 10
make peace with Martin. Thus the pres
ence In the legislature OF large number
OF adherents enabled Quay TO get the
whiphand of the other two leaders, and
compelled them to capItniate.
There il no state In the Union. perhaps.
where politics IL made so much a game
of skiIt az In Pennsylvania. Quay has
the rare faculty Of selecting his lieutsn-
ants with good Judgment. and in John p.
Eikin. the assistant attorney general. ana
Senator Penrnse his colleague. n. mas
now two OF the most astute men he ever
had TO aid him In his plans. The con-
auest. even 10 a limited degree. OF two
powerful leaders like Magee snd Martin
proves that he was never more ably aided
and they are sure TO he rewarded. for
Quay never falls to recognize and repay
capable loyalty TO his cause
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1897-08-06

hoso<ds Of corruption anA br4tery Trey
once were. but tie preIr1sce Of TIE Mus
salman against the Christian IL undiEain-
ishes. and The objection 20 The conces-
ssons arises fully as much from that preJu-
die as from national pride IN the snteg-
rtsy and dignity os tie native courts
Every time s foreign sreasy has become
the subject Of revision thss question mas
been revived and an eEsrt made 70 navs
the cs3eefscnasss provision repeated
Those efforts have been fG.fss so far- oas
Turkey sees chance 10 make the Afss
break In the case OF Greece
There Is no race in the Turkish empire.
except perhaps the Jews to whom these
capssrlations are more valuable than they
are to the Greeks Just low. Germans
Russians. rrerrhnsn even Engisshmen.
would be less unprotected and less In need
Of this privilege thar re unhappy Greeks
For agalns. them aru propelled not only
the prejudsces Of creed and race, but the
rasionSt enr.sy aggravated ~ conscmps
and 6erision for the defeated Tnere are
thousands of Greek citizens living IN Iur-
KEY who are enjoying these special con-
cesssons. and TO whom residence snese
would be toieranle only under such pro-
lection as the capituiations AFFORD Win
their revocation the Greeks would oe SUD
,ect 10 arrest by Turkish ofncers on any
provocaxiou or for any fancted grievance
With the natural prejudice existing De-
tween the two nations. the IRE OF aae
Greek In Turkey would be mace most
miserable
The r,.xson TO the German emperor may
be fruitiess. but IT anofds ahos"ei
for delay, and within few days emperor
William viii be At st. Petersburg accom-
panied by the German chancellor ana I'M
less all past signs TAIL some action VIII De
taken to harass Great Britain.
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., - A.s humanity. and he orders =
$1,000 Then they demonstrate and ne
-. sr,.ae more p@fsse spescaes and -
- =. h~sore. II was entirely By the faux
Of ~. powers that Turkey vas allowed
70 conquer Thsssaly. and Dow they feii
- Trs sultan smiles and expresses
~. .,rsrsy 10 CRAFTY his dear friends.
-. - nh holds oss to Thessaly ard
ns.ss.lv ,.rasens his grip- The enpsrors
~-o~snr angry. They threaten And
80, ne sultan Is polite and banliug
Tsa-s are seine suspicious people who
Sa,,ss y x Is really the sultan alone ina.
hag bameoozied all the ambassadors. ano
- 49, pusssan ambassador is q.ate as IL
..-s,+ as he appears When the powers
a.. brought 10 the conclusion that ccer-
49,, - necessary. perhaps the pSycho-
sa-.r.I moment FOR which Russia has Been
So prepared will have arrived
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1897-08-06

Whenever political msves2en, 81 anv
consequences takes place Fl rsnnsyivaags
the country immediately becomes Inter
opted IN the aoiass aae s&S laSs ~ three
geHtls-sea. They are rnsted States Sen&.
co. Quay. Christopher /. Mage. ~ ths
ecsnsy 90 Allegheny. and David Martha.
- Philadelphia. The newspapers thus re-
Geettally silaae 70 them, eat IN Feansgl.
~aiasa Politics they acquire = greater ,igs.
une'ssn b eeswx sene-aslS referred 10 as
Asst Quay. CHRIS Nasee ard Dave Mar
sin' Around these ,srse ,aTaiaarss.e re-
ve''e the entlrs gsiaxy ~ poisasal
- ;sIllses
sc bong - taese three have c,,up,.~,
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1897-08-06
The WHY sick Man OF Europe.


Few ta3zgs In contemporary history ara
more broadly humorous than The attitude
os tia European powers toward the TaYa
ard his toward them. They have h@sa
treating nir for years with mos. serious
consideration pretending - regard him
"a A wise and good sovereign and g.sErE
hssa slwas-s the ees: advice. ~ hsSa re a.
ways accepts and eisgegards. They A.
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Indianapolis Journal
The new law n Pennsylvania imposing
upon unns IGfs4lizea foreigners tax ~ )
ceats Tor each day they labor in the stare
81 causing rush for naturalization ra~
pers. The ohiect 81 sAe "a. was 80 GET
raG - an undesirable class OF aliens but
II may have the ensc; or grescly lrcrezs-
.ng The number Of nnaaSirAhle citizens.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1897-08-06
THE STATE PRESS.

Ballard Union: C-I-o-nd-y-k-e, it Is
said on good authority. is the way to spell
#. We would not care much how 1t was
spelled IL we had few Of those nye-gallon
OIL cans fun OF gold nuggets they tell
about
snohomish Riverside: Advices from ev-
cry whea. growing county IN the state pre-
dict one Of the largest and finest crops.
The past week the farmers attention has
been turned to making hay. There was
some bad weather. but the immense crop
has generally been saved In good con-
dition. The cat crop Is in fine condition,
and is fast approaching maturity. Hops
are unusually thrifty Potatoes are
healthy and the crop is large. A reporter
says: This is the year Of jubilee for
farmers"
Whatcom ReveiIle: The bulk Of the
Populists want reform. They want q
peculiar kind Of that article, but the ma
Jority have been sincere in believing that
nearly everything should be overturned
and a new order established. They went
into the party TO bring about these re-
forms not to help shysters to office nor TO
aid with their voices and votes the cor
ruptest kind Of trades in which all Popu-
list principle is sacrificed for the purpose
of boosting demagogues- They menat
we'll but have up TO date accomplished
these two things. sacrificed their princi-
pies and boosted the demagogues.
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M Boass says tae popocra &c platform
OF iNS is mo longer binding or the cor
science of any Democrat" Os course
What Is meant Is tnSt as seon "a a Demo-
cTat has q sense Of re@wskeESd con-
science be drops ,hat platform the arst
thing.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1897-08-06

There were - bids for the loan OF over
SIC osUa0 on 3is per cent. gold bonds or
New York. the total amount Offered being
over Sc, Dooe9 and the bids running from
par to l07.7s. This Is q condition Of at
fairs slightly different from that OF .
year ago.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1897-08-06

(rI0Dt-UcEuU~sAts
Hryan told the Kansas farmers last
~s.r FRAT IL Mckinley should be elected
- vouEd have TO sell their wheat for
* cen.s a bushsl- Marion county farmers
n.re t,1st harvested 2.ooo.u0 bushels, and
rev have no difficulty IN getting 90 cents
. hs,shsf for II.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1897-08-06

The Democratic party is not yet united:
In fact the courts CT Massachusetts, have
been called upon 20 decide which Is a
real Democrat. Gold Democrat or Sill
yer Democrat.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1897-08-06

The Spaniards are prodding up Weyler
again. but the latter is fertile in excuses.
and will no doubt be able to convince his
superiors that he has already accomplish
ed much. IL be does not make them De-
lieve that he has actually racified Cuba
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naItinore,s Credit II Good.
Naxars N !, Advertiser.

NEWARK IN il AuFSI tkSSr
The city OF Baltimore has borrowed
money at the rate Of ~ per cent. inter-
sst No American city has ever bor-
rowed money on such low terms. and the
rate speaks volumes for the credit OF the
Monument city.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1897-08-06

There seems to be some little opposi-
tion In Richmond TO the idea OF holding a
G. a. r. encampment in that city and. of
course the organization viii not so there
any quarter.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1897-08-06

The treasury department estimates
that the United States has 7T.0o0. o6s peo-
pie. but this estimate was made before
the rush TO the norta began.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1897-08-06

II any of those fortunate persons who
located good claims In the Clondyke last
year are in need of laborers this winter
the chances are they will have no diff
Guilty In hiring men.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1897-08-06

The farmers just now care very little
whether wheat aud silver keep company
or not. They are too busy getting a good
price for their crops.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1897-08-06

Theodore Roosevelt says that IL the
United States decides that IL Is wise to
annex Hawaii. she Will do 1t without the
aid or consent OF any other nation.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1897-08-06

Clondykers are arriving on every train.
but Seattle can attend to The wants of all
OF them aud At them cut better than any
other city in the country.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1897-08-06

When one reads about the dividends
declared by the Standard oil Company
he begins TO think OF Bonanza and FL
dorado creeks
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1897-08-06

II Hawaii is to como under the Stars
and Stripes 1t viii be good idea 10 have
ali It's local difficulties settled before
final annexation is announced.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1897-08-06

The coal miners strike. is doing some
good ia that Il furnishes considerable en-
pl0yment for the brass hands in the min
Ing districts.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1897-08-06

Jerry Simpson was not placed on any
committee. The speaker probably
thought he would put the Kansas con-
gresham where he could do the most
good.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1897-08-06

Japan is now threatsning naval DEM
onstration in Hawaiian waters. It Is
very evident that the chip on her shout
der will have 10 be knocked of.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1897-08-06

After the Quarrels about duties. royal
ties and boundaries are settled, there Is
likely TO DC a decidedly warm struggle
over the spelling of the word Clondyke.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1897-08-06

This ClonG)ke geld craze must have
seriously affected the sale OF 1.-The First
ERttla "
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1897-08-06

The improvement OF the Grant street
bridge viii all a lons-fcit want.
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Il can tell yoa something that will cur
de your blood IN your veins and freeze
your very marrow"
Good, Let's have 1t quiek,"-Chtcago
Record.
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There are only iseCa applications for po-
ss,Icns in the congressional library.
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BITS OF HU.oE.

The time for the hammock IL coming,
When The nights VIII be suitry and Rot;
When mosquitoes will come by the thou
sands
To settle their bills on the SPOT.
BE pleasant and give them a welcome.
Invite them to have wee smack"
But do not forget you should greet hem
With a good. hearty slap on .he Back.
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