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The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-06-22

Marriage is a cocktail to drink before
deaths dinner.
A man always pre,enhs to a woman
that Il is an awful bore to him TO get
his photograph taken.
When woman says she Is very sure
she hasn't a spark OF Jealousy IN her
makeup. look out for her.
A man who never tells a racy story Is
as rare rs woman who never cheats
street car company out OF her rare.
When a man has kissed a girl she
can never act 50 mad after he has IN
sInuated that she knew he wouldn't be
able to help 1t.
When girl filr;s with mar she VIII
never believe that he knows she doesn't
mean near so much as she thinks he
thinks she does.-New York Press.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-06-22
The Girl Graduate Comes.

New York Sun.
They are coming, men and brethren
Many hundred thousand strong.
They are pouring forth an army
Exceeding wide and long.
They are smiling, they are nodding,
And their plumcs are whvlnE hlSh
AZ each maiden lifts her banner
To the glorious shining sky.
They arc full Of mighty wisdom.
And the world their oyster Is:
They have buckled on the Armor'
And are ready now for big,
They are ready for the battle,
And their war cry fairly thrills:
Some will sprout MS full-tiedged lawyers
some as mixers up OF pills.
Man, poor craven man, before thcm
Fiees afar and hides his head,
For the ground Is charmed completely
By the beauteoua nrmys Ireao'
Mans a second fiddler saving
Sadly on a single strand.
In the face OF such an army
swarmlng wildly Ger the land
They'll be filling all the places
Filled by poor prosalc man
They'll he claiming all the options,
Bnsslng ev'ry scheme and plan;
And the one nice way TO STOP mem
in their stalwArt. onward EtTide
Is to WOO them and 10 win them
And TO make each one bridei
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NM Fam IN SUCH Casa
Father ThouEhi lie HAD IIls Way tn Hi'
Eon's Marriage.


Father Thought lie Had Bis Way ~ Hle
sons Marriage.
Detroit Free Press: When the young
married man tells this story he makes
sure that his father is not within ear
shot.
II never had but one falling out with
the governor" he declares. When
went home one evening and told MIN
that was engaged, he cross question:
ed me like q lawyer. and eaeh GilsM eS,,
Increased his wrath, TIL ne pQbltY,eS
forbade the banns have sometnlna
OF a temper myself, and after stormy
interchnnge we agreed upon conpro-
nise. He did not like the girls family.
He would have It that she was Tor
tune hunter. He could never approve
OF her under any circumstances, but u
1 would go abroad for two years, Sc
other women, hold no communication
with my flancee and then return 20
marry her. he would lnterpose no ob-
stncie. / accepted his terms.
after / had been In Paris year !
met an American girl who was " All
respects my ideal. She WAS Win
wealthy aunt whose name she hhu "a
ken and whose fortune she was % IN
herit / wrote the governor ABOUT heI.
sent him the opinion OF some OF my
countrytnen whom he knew ana sald
that his scheme had proved Booq
one after all. With his permission
would wed the girl In Paris. -
"Hh cabled his permission ana ms
opproyal. hut In the letter that followed
there was a tone OF mild reproVal Tor
INV Inconsistency. You notice that my
wife Is 4 prime favorlte with him. Hs
never tires OF singing her praises ana
doesn't allow a day TO go without se-
minding me how he saved me from a
blunder that would have spoiled my
life" ~.
"But wasn't It a little hard on enc
one you left behlnd?" -,
mot at all. She's the same glri !
met in Paris But he doesn't Know H.
AMI | mean that he never shan.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-06-22

Mr. James Jones. OF the drug firm OF
Ioncs q Son, COwdcn. III, In speaking
OF DR. Kings New Discovery, says
that last winter his wife was attacked
with Ia Grippe, and her case grew SO
serious that physicians at Cowden and
Pam could do nothing for her II seem
cd TO develop Into Hasty Consumption
Having Dr. Kings New Discovery In
store, and selling lots OF H. he took n
bottle home and to the surprise OF all
she began to get better from first dose,
and half dozen dollar bottles cured her
sound and well Dr., Kings New Dis
covery for Consumption. Coughs and
Colds IL guaranteed to do this good
work. Try 1t. At Logan Drug Co, s
drug store.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-06-22

Jubilee week in London promises to be
as memorable as the Britons have hoped
It would be. Many thousands Of dollars
Of good American money Is helping to
make It great success, and the London
shop keepers and spectators In seats for
the reviewing stands are not ignoring so
rare an opportunity to make hay while
the sun shines.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-06-22

"the Heart of the olymplcs," and the
subject Of mines ana mining In the gold
and silver regions of tho west. To tho
tourist as well as the investor the book
Is OF especial value. and is also OF great
value to public school teachers and
pupils. because OF the historic. geo
graphic and polltico-economlc lnforma-
lion n cpntAlns.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-06-22

II has been discovered. and practically
demonstrated. that electricity stimu-
iates the growth OF plants. and that the
termination Of seeds Is accelerated by
the electrical current, TINS opens a big
field for speculation. We may yet Wit
ness every FIRST class farm equipped Win
It's electric plant and a wonderful revolu-
;lonlzlng OF agricultural methodA
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-06-22

on Sundays during the present sum-
mer tho MononEahela River Railway
Co, will sell round trip tickets between
all points at one fare for the round
trim. NO ROUND TRIP FARE TO
EXCEED FIFTY CENTS. This gives
the people Of Clarksburg n chance to
visit F'alrmont, and the Fairmont pco-
pie an opportunity to go to ClarksburS.
travelling siXty-siX miles In either case,
M n cost Of only fifty cents. This Is
"something new" for West Virginia.
and II Is hoped that the people VIII
show their appreciation OF these low
rates by patronlzing them. tth&s
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-06-22
.RINEHART & TATUM,
CITY BANK BUILDING.
FOUR MINUTES
==z-==z==5==lN A
White Mountain Freezer.

THE FIRST MINUTE that the cream
remains In White Mountain Freezcrs l.
Is so thoroughly stirred by the duplex
daShers that every particle Is absolutely
Incorporated into every other particle, 50
that an evenly favored, perfectly mixed
product Is ensured
THE SECOND MINUTE the cream
really chllls, and actual freezing COM
mences against the sides OF the can from
which our double self-adjusting scrapers
Instantly remove II, so that the entire con-
tents become perfectly and evenly chilled
THE THIRD MINUTE finds the cream
growing stIfier, and, being kept In abso-
lutte untiring motion. It speedily becomes
n frozen mass OF delicious delicacy,
THE FOURTH MINUTES work gives
the finishing touches to the cream, as III"
constantly revolving heaters break up any
small Jumps, and cause the cream 10 be-
come oven grained and of uniform hard
ness, and In Just -FOUR MINUTES since
II first went into the freezer can, II comes
out the finest quality cream known 10
civilization.
Call and examine these Freezers.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-06-22

The b. & o. Il. II. viii sell excursion
tickets. between all points cast Of tho
Ohio river for all trains July I'd. ID,
9TH and 9Th valid for return passage
until July 9Th, Mt greatly reduced rates.
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SEND BIDS 10
THE NATIONAL COLLECTION AGEECI
WASHINGTON. D. C.
AGENCY COMPANY

N tOf West virginia.;
Notice M hereby given that spcSl''
meeting OF the stockholders Of the ~,
tluunl Agency Company (ot WCst NlfRluslN
win be held ON the s6th dRy OF Jury' ~,
ut 10 o'clock a. m, at the once o. 80,
company, at No. ~ broadway, In the ~
or New York, for the purpose OF Nolht,"f
upon a resolution to increase its CNNn4
stock from SGNO0 consisting OF W.
shares Of tho uar value Of 500 EACH ,,,.
500. Goa. 10 consist Of i.OOl shares ~ w
mar value OF 500 each, and that y rs Wv
Intention Of Allen s. Apgnr a stockhn,g, !.
and director OF said corporation, TO ON.
such resolution for such Increase Oh NV
capital stock nj such meeting, ,.,,,.
mysS-f President
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-06-22
Municipal Government In England and
America.

America.
Mr.. T. K. webster. OF Chicago. VINO re-
Gently visited Europe. makes some val
uable observations with reference to the
municipal governments OF several cities
in Great Britain, especially that Of Man
chester. which show that these cities are
monuments to civic honesty and official
integrity.
In speaking Of Manchester he draws a
wonderful picture OF what that city has
done for It's citizens. which is a reVela-
tIon to Americans whose large cities are
governed on a plane many years behind
the progress made in England There
the cities nrc not big business concerns
managed In a business way in theory
only, but in fact. The Chicago Tines
Herald quotes Mr. Webster as follows
regarding Manchester.
Here arc some OF the things that this
English town Of 10000 people mas ugclleu
II cnn do ~ n municipality Tor US CIV
zens, and do them better than the clu-
Seps could a. them for themselves: Man
ago a great ship canal; maintain street
railway limos: make and sell gas, electric
Hight and hydraulic power. mAnaEe llg,IIal- -
ries reading rooms. baths anu cetneteTlesi
build and manage homes for artisans ana
lodging houses Tor the poor. There " no
theory or pratlnE o. boncYolgnco IN me
DOING. II IL all bua.ngtt rue hSIiklnE
Characteristic NJ the CIT WunnNtment
OF All these cntorprlGcn u economy ana
erartueFs Vast sums OF money must be
expended In carrying on such uhHeflAk-
inga-the Manchester ship canal cost li'-
000.0O0-yet thcro Is never a mnt OF Whlt
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-06-22

II our Democratic friends who nre
calling on the senate TO hurry M matters
will cast their eyes over the proceedings
OF the senate they will observe that much
OF the valuable time Is being wasted by
factIonal disputes among Democratic
senator's. The Republicans are doing
very little talking. preferring to attend
Ia the business In hand
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THE INTELLIGENCER.
vyHEEIING, JUNE q, 1891.
7o,dbrs ~ the Dailv lntelliuencer

Readers Of the Daily lntelligencer
IssViag iosn Can have the paper
seat TO any address in the unitsd
States or Canada, postpaid, for
three mOnths 81. 30; for one MONTH
IS ceats; for two weeks, 20 cents.
Address changed as often as de-
sirah.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-06-22

Tho Union Pacific railway has issued
liz wonderland" for 1897 beautifully
printed. illustrated and bound annual
which can be secured by any one for six
cents In postage stamps, By addressing
Charles S. Fee, general passenger agent
81. Paul. MINI The work contains a
fund OF valuable information about the
great northwest, the Yellowstone Park,
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There ia comfort in the knowledge so
often expressed. that DR.. Kilmer's
swamp Root the great kidney remedy
fulTlls every wish In relieving pain In the
back. kidneys. liver, bladder and every
part Of the urinary passages. II c"rrects
inability to hold urine and scalding palm
In passing 1t, or bad effects following use
Of liquor, wine or beer, and ovcrcomes
that unpleasant necessity OF being COM
PEELED to get up many times during the
night Ia urinlte The mild and the eN-
traordnary effect Of Swamp-Root Is soon
realized. II stands the highest for ~
wonderful cures oi the most distressing
cases II you need q medicine You should
have the best Sold By druggists, price
nt,y cents and one dollar. You may
have sample bottle nnd pamphlet both
sent free by mail Mention the Daily
Intcllgcncrr ana send your address 10
Or Kilmer n Co.. BinghnmtUn, y, Y
Tho proprictnrs Of this paper guarantee
the EcnulncncFs Of this offer
Headache and Neuralgia cured by Or
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How TO FIND OUT.

FIJI a bottle or common glass with
urine and let It stand twen,y-tour hours;
a sediment or settling Indicates an un-
healthy condition OF the kidneys, When
urine stains linen 1t Is positive evidence
OF kidney trouble. Too frequent desire
to urlnate or pain In the back. Is also con-
vlnclng proof that the kidneys and blad-
der are out Of order.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-06-22


washington Post: II all the dIstln-
gulshed Democrats who have been In
vletd to attend the Fourth of July cell
ebratlon at Tammany hail should con-
clude to accept. the occasion will figure
as the most remarkable organization.
We find In a partial list given 10 the
newspapers such names us those of
Grover Cleveland, William ]. Bryan.
John n. Palmer. David 3. Hill Ros.
well p. Flower. Arthur sewall, Adlai
l.. Stevenson, Thomas F, Bayard. James
X. Jones. George G. Vest, Calvin $.
Brlce. John W. Daniel. William c.
whitney. Perry Belmont and william
+. Sheehan
Verify. this IS Tammany's opportu.
nifty. Let there be only a master of
ceremonies with some sense of humor.
and what brilliant combinations he
could achieve with such material ready
to his hand! Given the attendance OF
the persons named above, and we had
rather arrange the programme Of the
speaking than witness the finest COM
edy OF modern times. For instance:
MUSIC.
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Excursion TO Atlantic city-RsdHSsd
Ratsa via B. 90.

The Baltimore and Ohio r. r. will
Inaugurate a series OF popular e&cur--
sions 10 Atlantic City, Cape May and
Sea Isle City during the sum-
mcr season. The first Of the series Is
announced for Thursday, July Sth. The
tickets will be good for twelve days,
and allow stop off at Washington on
the return trip.
We show below the train schedule
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Nesbitt g BIO,
1919 NIARKEr STREET.
FOR :. SALE.
WEST VIRGINIA.

The National Collection Agency. OF
Washington. d. C., will dispose OF the fol-
lowing iudgmentlt
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Real Estate for Sale.

No Ms Fourteenth street. with rooms
and ? rooms in attic: good laundry and
cellar. bath room, both gases. Lot p feet
3 inches by 100 feet. Terms easy.
No. IS on the south side OF Fifteenth
street. with II rooms and bath. good lauu-
dry and cellar. both gases and electric
light. Lot BOXED feet.
A very desirable dwelling house In first
class order on North Main street. river
view.
No 1903 EofI street, 2-story brick with u
rooms, all modern conveniences, Lot s9xlSj
feet. on the west side OF the street and
corner Of alley
bath. modern conveniences, Lot S5XlI
feet. on corner OF alley
Fine building lots on National Road.
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"CUCKoos l HAVE NET"
Hon. William ]. Bryan.

Anthem by the whole company-"com-
rades."
BY all means let US have something
like this. In the midst OF the desert
waste OF strlngency and apprehension
in which we now wander. steer u5, on,
steer us TO some green oasis OF delight!
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TThS iNTELLIGENCER. embracing Its
several editions. Is entered in the Post
once ~ wheeling, W. Va, % second-clASs
matterl
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CONSIDERATION IN POLITICS"
Hon. Grover Cleveland.
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THE PERPETUAL FFlCEsEEKER'
Hon. Henry Watierson.
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TELEPHONE SuNnERs
T6iiorial Rooml. COuntlaa RooH-
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WHY l AN EcSTATIc."
Hon. T. F. Bayard.
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WHEN TOMMY wAGs HIS TAIL"
Hon. James d. Eustis.

SALVATION CHEAP FOR CASH"
Hon. william D. Bynum
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THE INTELLlGENCER.

Tsrnn Fer Year, By lfall, Ia Advance,
PostaEO PFOPaid.
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NEW ADVERTISEMENTS

VTYANTED-A FEW GOOD AGENTS
c e sS Ma hS sfi sT asi AZ eyer Gasa
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r OsT-ON FRIDAY, JUNE y, At THE
j ! New Fair Grounds, LADIES COLI
WATCH, with small chain and ball a.
tached The finder will bO rewarded b.
leaving same at lntelllgencer Office. ju2g
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-03-16
THE PRESIDENT TO CONGRESS.

Congress met in extra session yes
terday and received message from
the president. The message is not long
and deals with a single subject-reve-
nue.. The greater part of it is taken
up with a statement of the condition
of the receipts and expenditures of the
government. 1t is a condition with
which all are more or less familiar and
which is regretted by ALL The part
which deals with the remedy for this
condition is very short and comes at
the end of the message.
The remedy suggested for the i'm
provement of the government revenues
as well as for the improvement of bust
ness is the passage of a tariff bill
that will provide ample revenue The
bill was all ready and was introduced
in the house yesterday. The preamble
says its purpose is to provide revenue.
The preamble oe the Mckinley bill
stated its purpose was to reduce the
revenue. The present bill is practically
along the same lines as that bill was.
The wool schedule of that bill is in
serted in the Dingley bill without
change. In many respects it is the most
important schedule in all tariffs. How
thoroughly the chief aim of this new
tariff bill is protective is readily seen
when it is stated that it does not dis
turb the internal revenue features of
the Wilson-Gorman law.
That this new tariff bill will readily
pass the house is to be expected; the
running of the gauntlet will come when
it reaches the senate. Its fate there is
bv no means so certain as it is in the
house. If any attempt is made to
Jam" it through the senate such a
course would be sure to arouse an OPP
position that might be fatal to it. What
treatment it will receive there is largely
a matter of conjecture. If the bill is
to become a law it is best that it be-
come a law quickly. And when it be-
comes a law, if it does, it is sincerely
to be hoped that it Will bring that re-
lief to the government and the people
its authors and promoters anticipate
for it. To provide revenue for the gov
eminent is certainly the most imDor-
tant and pressing duty of the hour.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-03-16
SALT LAKE HERALD: TUESDAY. MARCH 10, 1897.

scale and for a sufficient length Of
time, invariably produces a low stand
ard of living, and therefore orags oc,.G
the standard of living OF the social
class to which the recipient belongs,
and of the social classes which stand
nearest him III the community. 1t is
the kind of charity which flourishes in
Turkey and in the east generally, and
which is even more the cause than the
result of the bideous poverty of those
countries. {.
The report deals with the "free-soup
kitchen and its effect generally and
not particularly with the effect upon
the tramp. The present trouble in orr
city is with the tramps, who are I'M
doubtedly drawn here largely because
Of the facility with which free meals
are obtained. The remedy for the
tramp nuisance is public work. If they
are given it in frequent and large
doses it never fails to effect a cure.
In the spring time, when tramps are
thickest, it has a much better effect
upon them than sulphur and molasses
has upon children. The rule in the
children's case is to give them a dose
three times day for three days in sue
cession, then to cease it for three days,
then repeat; and this is done until
they have had twenty-seven doses. In
the majority of cases less number of
doses of work will cure the tramp.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-03-16
FREE SHIPS.

Commenting on Mr.. Vanderbilt's i'm
ported yacht which it has been de-
cided he was entitled to bring in free,
the Boston Post says:
1t has been finally decided that Mr.
Vanderbilt NAV import a pleasure
yacht free of duty. The ATTEMPT to
enforce the protective features of
our navigation laws against the yacht
Conqueror have failed. If, however
Mr.. Vanderbilt had sought to bring
here a vessel built abroad, to engage
in commerce and earn something in the
carrying trade under the American
flag, he would have found an insuper-
able obstacle in these same protect
i've" laws. In the one case, the laws
favor luxuries for the personal enjoy
ment of a very rich man; in the other
they forbid the same privileges to COM
mercial enterprise for the benefit of the
whole country. This is the practical
operation of the Republican idea of
protection" In ships and yachts it
works Just as it does in other things.
The few are favored at the cost of the
many. Whv not make ships for COM
merce free as well as fast boats for
pleasure?
That the few are favored at the cost
of the many under protection is one of
the strongest arguments in favor of it
by its beneficiaries, though they do not
cry that argument out on the stump.
Protection is the putting in practice of
the theory that to him that hath shall
be given
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-03-16
PORTRAITS IN THE PRESS.

!
New York newspaperdom is stirred
/ to the depths over the question of the
new Journalism and the bill introduced
/ in the legislature at Albany to restrain
the unauthorized printing and publish
ing of portraits, or alleged portraits,
of individuals.
The war on the new journalism has
| become quite aggressive in some of the
clubs. Thus the house committee of
the New York Yacht club has decided
to remove the World and Journal from
the clubs reading room. The Harvard
club, through its house committee, has
voted to exclude these two papers from
its reading room. and the Young Mems
Christian association Of New York City
has taken. similar action.
1t is mainly against these two papers
that the anti-portrait bill is aimed.
This bill, known as the Ellsworth bill,
declares that no person, firm, part
nership, corporation, or voluntary as
ISOLATION shall print or publish in any
newspaper, periodical, magazine, pam
phlet or book, any portrait or alleged
portrait of any person or individual
living in New York state without first
having obtained his or her written
consent to such printing or publica-
ton To do so without first having
obtained the consent, in writing, of the
person whose portrait is printed or
published, is made a misdemeanor, and
is punishable by fine of not less than
1000 and by Imprisonment for not
less than one year.
That is a very stringent measure.
That it would soon be circumvented,
if enacted into law, there is not much
doubt Those who are opposed to the
measure say it intrenches on the free
dom of the press. That depends alto
gether upon what constitutes the free
dom of the press. 1t in no way cur
tails that freedom so far as expressing
opinions upon persons or events is
concerned That Illustrations in the
press some times go too far and tres
pass upon the right of privacy that
is as dear as any possessed by the
there is no question. Yet it
was Nasts Illustrations and cartoons
that did as much if not more than
anything else to expose the rascalities |
of Tweed and the ring that controlled |
New York City. So far as public Of |