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Zgoda = Unity. [volume] (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1881-1901, 1897-07-15
MOrderca WfOdarski Zfapany.

MOrderca Wfodarski zfapany.
Jsk wisdomo, W styozuiu br. 20.
sta& W Pszczynie zsmordowauy ban.
kier Kohn przez trzech mordero6w,
Z ktorych dw6ch z}apsno, trzeoiego
z,s Wiodarskiego ME MONA byio
przytrzymac. Dopiero d. 2. Gun. o
godr. 9 wieczorem udaio sic GO ares1.
tswse W Komorowicach ma Slssku
prey Bielshu, sksd 60 odstawiono
do w~iezieuis w Bisiej.
Aresztownsie go natraf{o jednak
ma wielkie trudnosci. Pc poludniu
uwiadomii p~rseio.onego gminy W
Lipniku Schubert polioye W Bislej,
Re Wiodarski towarsystwie dw6ch
osob PHI szynku Lustbadera. Ma
tyehmiast Inspector polioyi Pluhar.,
sandarm Tods i policyant Ilkow roz-
poczsli czynic poszukiwaaia. Osta-
tni dwaj wyszuksli Wlodsrskiego "
towarzyst vie niejakiego Jozefa Pom
pera i Amy Grusrki, kobiety ME.
moralusgo prowadzeuia sic " gaju
powyaej kauienioaomu ~pOloaonego
prey drodze ~tywieokiej,
Spostrzegiszy niebenpieo1e6stwo,
zaczeli uciekac przez pola ma p6inoo
ku Bia}ce. Robotuicy zatrudnieni
W polu usiiowali GO wstrzymac, leoz
Wiodarski strzelsi ma kazdego z re.
wolweru i traft lSso letniego Jana
Home W brzuch, kaleczsc GO cieako,
a 2O.letniego J6zefa Urwasa Z L'po.
wei trs fiji W seby. Miejscem polo
wanna ma z%brOdniarza byiy pola przy
zakiadzie kontumaoyjnym W Bialej.
w tel ohaili padszedl zaudaru
Lech, kt6ry przypadkiem idao Z
Ii alcnows, natrsfi GA to sz,zegolne.
go rodzaiu polowanie i strzelal ma
morderce, kt6ry ter sic mu re swego
rewolweru odwzajsmuisf. Rozpo.
cze{a sic prawdziwsgonitwa "a zbro.
dniarzem, kt6ry otoczony re wszyst-
kich stron przeszsdi ma slasaa strons
st-zelal usta wioznie IA swoich PRO.
slsdowc6w,
w kohcu wyciehczony ma sitsch
trs ii ony kamien;en W glove ubez
wiadniony zostai przez jakiegos
mlodego mezczyzne. zandarmi prsy-
prowadziii go o godz. 6 10 Bia}ej, a
takAe poksleczonych Home Urwa.
sa przywieziono do szpitala W Bia.
lei. o godz. Z rozpoczai adjunkt
Jakubowski przesluchiwa6 morderoe,
kt6ry z%ezns}, &c cd styoznia przez
3 miesiace mieszkal W Wiedniu pod
fslszywem nazwiskiem iako czelad.
mix szewski.
Wlodsrski, opowiadai dslej, ae
przybyi do Bialsj z dobrym swoim
zuajomym Pomperem Cieszy.
ma. gdzie dokonai calego szersgu
ksadziezy. w nooy d. 2 ma 3 BIN.
zamisrzal w}amac sic W Aleksandro.
wioaeh.
D4iski energii policyi bialskiej /
zandarmery i udaio sic przeciez W
kohcu tego rsfinowauego zbrodnia.
RIA aresztowat, ktfrJ PREY swojej
zwierzecosoi mog@ latwo j~eszoze ME.
jednego ozlowieks %zamoriowac i sta6
sic postrachem calej okolicy.
Zgoda = Unity. [volume] (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1881-1901, 1897-07-15
Hymn POlski.

Polsko! Me masz ponad Cisbie
ldesiu, nj Imienia -
Nj ma ziemi - nj ma niebie,
Me mass nigdzie mic - PROOF Gle.
bic -
Oh plemienia - do plemienial..
Byias G wiazda Z6rz promienna
Ma niewoli krwi PADDLE; -
Byias Wiara marzeh SIENNA -
P~okutnica wszechmeozenns,
Co W cud zmienia ziemska dole....
Mysli Twojej Lofty gorns
Jut p~rzsmienia Ware swiata; -
Twej niewoli dzieje ohmurne
Juz wysrczerbis ...... go.
Ty z~wycie.ysz mysls jssna
Ponsd zdsrzeh wszsohzawiiosc -
NySiq polskq myS1q aotasnq
Siegniesz tam - gdzie sero zaty.
lose -
Gdzie wszechs wiatio w~szechmi.
ioscl -
Screen Polsko! Ty masz SERGE -
Csly SWAT ukoohasz - Judy
Dzis rozbite W burz rozterce -
w wiecznej trudow ~poniewierce
c. cnot prsgea - tons W bru1y.,
Polsko! Dzisisj zno str ~otons!
Polsko! Duohem - siis vol -
Niezmierzona - Nieskofczons -
Kres poiatysr wszechniedoli -
G walton Moskwy, jej uiewolii"
Czynu Twego wiars siis -
Mysli - marre6 wszechpotega
w ludzkim rodsie -znow otyis
l jsk w~ies.czych msrzeh wstega
G wiszd ! Nisbios = Boga! - siega."
Polskol DIS stan pred tron Boga-
Wislks - meki msjeststem
C.ysta - TIA - uie obso wrogs-
Cicba -posr6d msk-przsd k....-
Piekns -Twsj srsty srkariatem! -
Gtebiej legiss pod mogiis
K,o dos,ysuai jek konsuis;
Leoz - niepokonanq siSq -
o Polskol Tvs - B,gu - Miis
Miec bedziesz Dfieh Znartwyoh-
J wstanis.
Zgoda = Unity. [volume] (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1881-1901, 1897-07-15

- Wieo wioscishski, zwolany dc
Bortuik " pow. tlumackim Z porzsd.
klein: ustawa wyborcra ! powszeobne
gfosowanie, ostatnie wybory do Rs
dy pahstwa, ustaws }owiecka i dro
gowa, gminy rbicrowe i wnioski, 70
stsi W ostatniej chwili zakazany przez
s~tsrostwo.
- Gimnazyum polskie W Cieszy-
ME. Do IN. Ref" telegrafuja z
Cisszyna: z dobrego zr6dia dowia-
dujs sic, Re " razie gdyby do 1 lip.
Ga rS. gimnazyuu polskiemu W Gle
szynie ME madame prawa publiozno-
Sol, posei ks Swieay wystapi Z Koia
polskiego.
- Wydzial krajowy ma S.lasku,
wedaug Poleoenia Sejmu, rozsyla do
gmin kwestyonaryus. W sprawis re
formy wyborczej, ozy i jakiej zmia
ny ordyDsoyi wyborczej sejmowej
ludnosc sobie zyozy. nG}os ludu
s~zls'kiego". wydawany we Fryszta.
Gle, nawoiuje do zgromadzeh W tym
celu Pc gminach i oswiadczenia sic
"a bezposrednieu i tsjnen g}osowa.
MEM. jake najpewniejszym srodkiem
do usysksnia na'esnych ludo~i pol.
skiemu praw.
- Demonstracya W teatrse. Te
atr letni W Krakow;e by} widownia
burzliwego zaJsoia. Dawano dramat
,kusiciels ludu", Smolarza, ktory
nszywa sic w~lasciwie Katitowski i
jest prokurstorem a jake autor tylko
z humorystycznej strony moze bye
traktowany. Jest to sztuka, majsca
tendenoye anty.ocyalistyozna i anty-
semicka. w krzeslaoh zasiadl p.
Daszy hski, IA parterze widac bylo
znaczns liczbe agitstorow i zwoleu-
nikow partly socyalistyoznej. Gdy
W drugim akcis wystspi} jeden z SIX
torow, przypominajaoy cokolwiek
ch'rakteryzacys jednego z prryw6d
COW socyalis:yc.nych i odezwal sic
" sposob otawiajacy sgitator6w W
swistle niekorzystnem, powstal
szmer, ktory W kohcu zamienii sic W
ha'asliwa demonstrscye, uniemo1e
bnisjaca dalszs gre. Pare razy pro.
bowano sztuke kontynuowac, lecz
demonstrated przerywali ia spiewem
&C erwony sztandsr".
Obecny komisarz policyi starai sic
PerswaEys Przywrooid spokoj Mic
to ME pomoglo; demonstranci zmu-
sill do stanowczego przerwsnia W
drugim akoie sztuki, a navel wymo
gil oswiadczenie re soeny, il s.tuka
dalej grana ME bedzie.
- M PodCla ciezki stan ro~lnictsa
ci arakteryzuje wielka ilosc ~wisscicie.
II msjatkos zachwianych, lub zbsn-
krutowanych Re szc2etem. w powie
Gle taraszczsnskim sprzedano m~sjat&i
Pohreby i Borkowce, prIeszio 1900
dzies. ; " pow. jsmpolskim wies T..
pstyhce i Wildly TOmaszpolskie, oko-
10 loo dies ; " row. balckim wies
krut, nike, pr.essio AGO dies ; W
pow. winn;ckim ws;e NJ Ia u ier.yn.
ke, przeszio 700 dies, P.yborowko
ESQ dzies., Pocsapincs 400 dsies. z
wiekowemi lssami wartosci p6i Milo
ma re-, Madam Sachrishski pc lO2 rs.
"a dziesiecine; W pow. latycsowskim
wi,sPlawe; Pow. braciawskim wsie
Msryanowke, Busy nike ! Geese B r
tnik; W pow. kamienieckim wies h.
lenisscaow, przeszio 1000 dzies. Oto
posepne titanic zburzonych gniazd
zniwec,onych fJrtuul A ilut ich ma
Wolyniu i ma Ukraine?
- w poiowie c.erwca jen. guber
nator warssawski ks. Imeretyhski o
bjez1iai pc gubernii kieleckiei. Lad
vital go bsrdzo serdecznie.
Zgoda = Unity. [volume] (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1881-1901, 1897-07-15
POsZukiwanie.

Poszukuje kuzyns mojego Broni.
siawa Kowslskiego, ktory cd kilku
lat missrks W Chicago.
On sam, lub ktoby wiedzisi O jego
adresie, MECH sic zgiosi do:
Ksrola S1hmyta,
l349 Penn Ave. Pittsburgh, Pa
Zgoda = Unity. [volume] (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1881-1901, 1897-07-15

liSldCu u pouioH0, "J
przyjsc do przekonania, De
chociaz bierze on bardzo Gym
ny udzial W polityce / agita
cyach swego stronnictwa, cho'
ciaz rozgoryczenie wzgledem
przeciwnik6w zatruwa nieraz
jego dusze, to jeduak przemi-
jajace, okolicznosciowe zal i
pragnienia ME zagiuszaja
gl6wnych trosk iego ducho'
wych, to jest: dazenia do spra'
wiedliwosci og6luej, do zasad
wiecznotrwaiych, do niewzru
szonych d~ogmatow. Dziedzi'
ma uczucia rozpar}a sic w MIN
tax szeroko, ze ozlocila mu ca
Ia przeszlosc narodowa, nieraz
tax ciezka ola chfopa, i wlaia
wen gfeboka Ware W wielka,
dobra i sprawiedliwa przysz-
lose. Dumajac pod Mysza
wieza W Kruswicy i przypo-
minajac sobie rozmaite bole j
rozterki partyi galicyjskich
powiada:
yMoAeby i'm duch Pasta
przypomnia}, &c ME zb}adziia
Polska, gdy sic oparaa kiedy<
na ch}opie, a przeciwnie =
poszla W sluzbe edo obcych) },
kiedy lud odrzucono cd wszel-
kiego udzia}u W zyciu public
nem."
w history Bojko ogromnie
jest rozmilowany; INA ia do.
skonale z dzie} przer6znych
z Gala bezposrednioscia swei
natury, obcuje z mia nieustan.
ME jak aywa, a madra nauczy-
cielka teraznieiszosci i PREY
szlosci ojczystej. Jedrne a
malownicze listy i przem6wie.
MIA jego, pelne So zwrot6w hi
storycznych i giebiej pomys..
nych zestawieG. Pr6cz VIE
dry historycznej, przyswoil on
sobie zreszta og6lne wykszta}-
Genie literackie.
Co zas tyczy sic daznosci
jego politycznych i sp6lecz-
nych, to zgodne SO one z pro-
gramem stronnictwa ludowego
gromadzacego pod swym
sztandarem coraz liczniejsze
zastepy wloscia1stwa, stano-
wiacego 80 procent og6lnej
ludnosci kraju. Me wdajac
sic w ocene i charakterystyke
szczeg6}owa programu tego
stronnictwa, powiemy tylko,
re niema ono pretensyi do
odnalezienia ~elissiru wiecznego
zycia socyalnego, a day tylko
do rozciagniecia istniejacych
obecnie form politycznych ma
jaknajszersze Varsity lud.
nosci rolnej i do zdjecia mich
czesci gniotacych je ciezar6w.
Troske o polepszenie losu licz.
mel, a najbardziej wydziedzi.
czonej kategoryi - proleta-
ryatu wiejskiego i miejskiego.
partya ia poz ostawila tym'
czasem komu innemu.
Jednym z najenergiczniej
szych cz}onk6w zarzadu stron'
nictwa ludowego jest J. Boz
ko. Da} on jednak nieraz JUL
dowody, Ae umie stanac ME ma
stronnicznym tylko lecz ma o.
g6lnym gruncie narodowym
zawolac z g}sbi serca, jak W
tel swojej kolendzie:
IA ty Boza dziecino, pod.
mics swa raczke, pob1ogoslaw
caiej naszej ojczyznie, wszyst.
L. ~ IL. ~
Zgoda = Unity. [volume] (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1881-1901, 1897-07-15

Maya Orlikowsks, Z ojos wegnsr
poszukuJs swej siostry Rozslii, Z OF
Ga Zemel, a I meta P~ssternacka, kto
ra ma przebywac " Michigan, ma
farmsoh. Ktoby zna, jej adre,, MECH
zawiadomi MARYE ORLIKOW.
SKA, 9 Chamber st., Cleveland, o.
Zgoda = Unity. [volume] (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1881-1901, 1897-07-15

Msaozyzni, msodzi ! starry, powin
nj ozytac ogtoszenie Tomasss Slate.
"a na stronnioy Pei.
Zgoda = Unity. [volume] (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1881-1901, 1897-07-15

Kssdy me1czysns powinien crysst
~ogiossenie Tomssza Slstera " tel "a.
ssois M stronnioy 2.
The Press., 1897-05-13
GOLD AND SILVER PLATING.
A Process That Is Described as Simple by
 8 Professional.

A Process That Is Described as Simple by
 8 Professional.
 The following is a very simple method for gold and silver plating: Take an ounce of nitrate of silver, which is made as follows: One ounce of fine sill yer, one ounce nitric acid, one-half ounce water. Put tho silver into a Flor ence flask, then pour i'll tho acid and water Place the flask on the sand bath for few moments, taking care not to apply too much heat, and as soon as chemical action becomes violent remove the flask to a cooler place and allow the action to go on until it nearly slacks, when, if there is any silver still remain ing, the flask may be placed on the bath again until the silver disappears If the acid employed is weak, it may be neces- sary to add little more. The red fumes formed when chemical action is going on disappear when the acid has done it's work
 The nitrate of silver formed during the above operation should be poured into a porcelain capsule and heated un- til pellicle appears on the surface, when it may be set aside to crystalline.
 
 poured from the crystals into another vessel and heat applied until it has evaporated sufficiently to crystalline. Then you have nitrate of silver. Take an ounce of nitrate of silver, dissolve in a quart of distilled rainwater When thoroughly dissolved, throw in a few crystals of hyposulphite of soda, which will at first form brown precipitate, but which becomes redissolved if enough hyposulphite has been added. There must be present slight excess of this salt. The solution is now complete. Take a sponge, dip it in the solution and rub it over the work to be plated.
 A solution of gold may be made in the same way and applied as described. A concentrated solution of either gold or silver may be used for work that has been worn off by applying it with a camel's hair brush and touching it with strip of zinc The writer has used this method with the most satisfactory suc- cess. The gold or silver used ill making must be perfectly fine. Jewellers Cir cular.
The Press., 1897-05-13
LONDON IN 1772.
1t Was Considered a Joke to Turn Cattle
 Into a Ballroom.

1t Was Considered 8 Joke to Turn Cattle
 Into a Ballroom.
 Gan any one tell me anything of the city assembly rooms and the assembly rooms on the Surrey side-i. e., South wark-about the year 1772? The social side of the city about that time is curi- ous1y difficult to get at satisfactorily. For instance, when Catherine Hutton went to London ill 1783, being then 27 years of age, she went with a certain MT. J. Woodhouse and his mother. They called for her at 7:3O in the evening, the gentleman being dressed in a suit of pale blue French silk, spotted with pink and green, the coat lined with pink silk, his hair ill bag, a white feather in his hat, sword by his side and his ruff1e and frill of fine point lace. This seems very splendid. At the as- sembly the men were chiefly in dress coats meaning probably of blue or pink silk, like that of MT. Woodhouse Those who were not wore ''cloth coats, trimmed with narrow gold lace, with waistcoats of silver tissue" and the hair Gin a cue, with curls flying out on each side of the head. ''
 The other ladies were covered with diamonds. The subscription to the city assembly is 3 guineas. There are 200 subscribers and late nights. The sub scribers are the first people ill the city, The rooms are lighted with wax. The branches for the candles, the urns for the tea and coffee and the baskets for the cakes and macaroons are of silver. I AL bly,.
 As regards the Surrey assembly, all I can tell yCu about it is that the room was on the ground floor, and that on a certain night-the opening night of the season of l772 (?)-while the dancing was at its height some wag threw open the front door and gave admission to a | drove of oxen, which began to run about in most terrifying manner. Some of the men drew their swords valiantly, others tumbled down. The ladies faint ed and fell over the men. Caps, hoops, tippets, handkerchiefs, were lying all about the floor, and the oxen beloved and ran about. threatening with their horns. What would h,.ve happened one knows not. But ''the sprightly Mrs. hannlyer' '-presumably a lady con- nected with the supper department coming from the Lactarium with bub l for the geutlemen''-"bub is defined by Webster as a strong malt drink snatched from the master of the cere- monies his mopstick-did the M. c. on the Surrey side carry mopstick as a wand of office?-and, with so much spirit belabored the horny tribe that they fled incontinent.
 When the company gathered them selves together and picked up what they could, being horribly dishevelled, amid the general wreck-hoops gone, wigs pulled to pieces, headgear destroyed, dresses torn-they proceeded, suspect, to refresh themselves with the sprightly Mrs. Hanniver's stimulating bub. If any one will tell me more about this assembly, shall be grateful. Sir Wal | ter Besant ill Queen.
The Press., 1897-05-13
The Best Remedy for Rheumatism.
From the Falrhaven (N. Y.) Register.

Mir. James Rowland of this village, states that for twenty-five years his wife has been sufferer from rheumatism. A few nights ago she was in such pain that she was nearly crazy. She sent MT. Rowland for the doctor, but be had read of Chamberlain's Pain Balm and instead of going for the physician he went to the store and secured bottle of it. His wife did not approve of Mir. Rowland's purchase at first, but nevertheless applied the Balm thoroughly and in an hours time was able to go to sleep. She now applies it whenever she feels an ache or a pain and finds that it always gives relief. He says that no medicine which she had used ever did her as much good. The 20 and 90 cent sizes for sale by w. w.. La- throp, Stafford Springs; G. l.. Philips, South Coventry.
The Press., 1897-05-13
KINsHlP.

There is no flower of wood or leas No April flower, as fair as she.
 0 white anemone, who hast The winds wild grace, Know her cousin of thy race, Into whose face
 A presence like the winds hath passed. There is no flower of wood or lea, No Maytime flower, as fair as she.
 o blnebell, tender with the blue Of limpid skies, Thy lineage hath kindred ties In her whose eyes
 The heav'ns' own qualities imbue. There is no flower of wood or lea, No Juneday flower, as fair as she.
 Rose, odorous with beauty of Life's first and best, Behold thy sister here confessed, Whose maiden breast
 Is fragrant with the dreams of love. Madison Cawein in New York Ledger.
The Press., 1897-05-13
A Fight In the Transvaal.

The stories of fighting between Boers and English ill South Africa have 8 strong resem blance to those of Indian fighting ill the old days in New Eng land Bullets are exchanged between excellent marksmen concealed behind stones and bushes, and each bullet has, under such circumstances, an immense value
 The Cape Mercury says that Mir. Sampson, ono of the Johannesburg ''re- formers" is the hero of famous com bat with old Botha, Boer fighter of re- nown. In the Boer war of 1881 Samp- son and Botha found themselves behind stones on level plain, shooting at each other. Sampson presently made sure that he had hit Botha and raised his head little, when bullet plowed his neck.
 "My man is dead, exclaimed Botha, and exposed himself At the same in- stant a bullet from Sampson's rife struck him.
 ''This time I've got himl" shouted Sampson, and raised himself up, but a bullet grazed his side and he dropped. Botha now had no Gonbt that he had ended his antagonist, and jumped up on his feet only to be again laid low. | Though the men were now past fight ing, with two bad wounds apiece, both recovered, and when Sampson settled in the Transvaal they became great friends and often cha1fed each other about this encounter
The Press., 1897-05-13
Rnrnetl Them.

He is a Bath (Me. clergyman, and, of course, somewhat unacquainted with new tangled forms of vice, to say the least Accordingly when he espied a nickel in the slot machine at 8 seaside resort last summer his curiosity was aroused, and he dropped in 8 nickel Luck was coming the clergyman way that day, and, to his intense horror, ten nice cigars rolled out of the machine in response to the affiliations of it's interior as the nickel rattled through it. In fact, the good man was so scandalized that he took those cigars away and burned them -one at a time. e.-Boston Herald.
The Press., 1897-05-13

Professor Boys, of London, recently de- livered an Illustrated lecture in which he showed photographs of the Lee-Metford bullet as.it passed through quarter-inch sheet of glass. Just before the bullet touched the sheet the air wave cut a disk of glass about half an inch in diameter clean out. At the same time the ylass around the hole was crushed into powder and driven back at m extremely rapid rate. The glass stuck to the bullet fora short time after 1t had passed through the disk being driven out in front of the "bow wave" In this experiment the waves caused by the vibrations of the glass were plainly shown. A photograph of the bullet after it had cleared the glass by nine inches showed the remainder of the glass intact, but when the bullet had proceeded another sixteen inches the sheet of glass was seen to break and fall in fragments.
The Press., 1897-05-13
The Lay Judges parp.exity.

Some years ago one of the laymen who find places on the bench of the highest court of New Jersey, thanks to political influence and accommodating governors was a builder or contractor living in the northern part of the state, a man notoriously ignorant of the law and unftted for any judicial position. Not long after his appointment a judge of federal court who knew the man met him and with rather an amused smile, asked:
 "Well, judge, how do you get. along on the bench?''
 "Oh, ,'' was the reply, II get along very we'll You see, I have been on the grand jury a good deal and so had picked up considerable about law. But, jalge, ' he went OH rather earnestly, T find ] have got to study Latin
 ''Indeed! That's rather ;t serious busi- ness for man of your age to take up. is it not?'
 Yes, but I've got to Go it. You see, there are so many words 1 don't under stand Now, look here, what do they mean when they say laches??''
 He pronounced the word slatches, 7 and as he spoke he made 8 motion with his index finger as of man lifting a latch.
 The future course of the judges study of Latin IS not recorded. New Yo!k Post ..
 BUokLEN's ARNIoA sALvE-The st salve in the world for cuts, bruises, sores. ulcers, salt rheum, fever sores, letter, chapped hands. chilblains, corns, and all skin eruptions, and positively cures piles, or no pay required. Guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction or money refunded. Price 25e per box. Sold by E. K. Taft
The Press., 1897-05-13

AN OPPORTUNITY You Now HAVE of testing the curative effects of Ely's Cream Balm, the most positive Cure for Catarrh known. Ask your druggist for 10 cent trial size or send 10 cents, we will mall it. Full size 30 cents.
 ELY BROS, 56 Warren St., N. Y. City.
 My son was afflicted with catarrh. l induced him to try EIy's Cream Balm and the dtsagreeable catarrhal smell all left him. He appears as well as any one.- J. c. Olmstead, Arcola, Ill.
The Press., 1897-05-13
WHAT THE YOUTH NEEDED.
The Order Was Given by the Man Whom
 He Made Tirad


 He Made Tired.
 Now and then Chicago draws chap pie in the great shuffle of life. The other day one arrived here from an inland town who had few points to spare in his trunk
 He took up his residence ill an aristo- cratic family hotel, where he appeared religiously each night at a o'clock dinner ill the evening dress of a second class swell. This was all very commend able and cleanly, and not at all extraor- dinary where 80 per cent of the men did the same thing.
 But the good impression awakened by the chastity of the newcomers appear ance in the ineffable bosom and tie was obscured by his attempt to order his dinner in as much French as he deem ed would be intelligible. The sorority of his final order for a demitasse was good for all the surrounding tables, if not for the buffers pantry.
 As the first week rolled on the young man grew more Frenchy, more mellow, more metropolitan in spirit, and on the occasion of his first evening at home made his way to the smoking room, where he arranged himself languorously and picturesquely in an easy chair.
 Near him was the station of a small colored buttons. s
 "Garcon Garconp' called out the oriental one, but little William stood, with his heavy, seallike eyes rolled up ward and his great paws crossed sol emnly over his brass buttoned jacket, regardless and needless of the over whelming honor being done him.
 ''I say, there, garcon, won't you bring me-ah'-
 'Some brains, William, for thiG chap, growled an apoplectic man or the other side of the room.-Chicagc Tribune
The Press., 1897-05-13
A. Man of Resource.

A good story is told of the late Count G1eichen when he was an ambassador in London. At dinner party it was his hard luck to have to conduct to table a lady of taciturn and unresponsive nature.
 To all his polite nothings she answer ed never word. Nothing daunted, he continued to ply her with small talk, till at last she slowly turned her head toward him and deliberately yawned.
 The count was equal to the occasion.
 "Ah, madam,' he said loudly, ''1 also have gold in my teeth. ''-Strand Magazine.