Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1897-02-18

IHTSe years duultlOHdl lol ottdiAiS
horse, need have little concern about
where he is to roost for the rest of his
life.
KNOCKED QUA merchant say,
Morrison Bros Cough Syrup has knocked
lIp.y si,stl az cha UfrIl u"s.
Thank goodness we will have no Leaf
year parties this year
A musician may be a man of sound
Judgment and We be as crazy as a loon.
Willie-''Pa, why is a criminal called
a crook PA Probably because
he's bent ON doing wrong
RHEUMATISM -HLnr cases trea' ed
With other remedies have been cured with
Ar.nsrrnngS Il cure u 1t reaches pain,
cu,"s sprai0s bruises, crsmrcolic,
cnuierI mrfcus, etc.
Many a woman is willing to be
shoe ked, because she knows that she
can blush becomingly.
First girl-"Do you know the young
man who just passed.
Second girl-"Yes'. What is his
name?" AT present it is Dennis.
rejected him last night
And this is wnat comes of the ground
hog running the weather.
A cashier who has been 20 years in
stealing $15, 900 aught to run away.
The Carnegie man who values his
wife's affections at $40, 900 is not such a
bad man.
ARM5TRoNG'S Little 5y stem Pills,
the finest and best eyer used. A true
liver pill that Is sure Ia please
Butler, the San Francisco murderer,
may be almost anybody else, Judging
from his many names and identities.
Tom Watson isn't suppressed by any
means. He still has contest in Con
gress for seat that he did not get.
A coat of arms is not half so neces-
suIy III AlHtliCd 40 Nohb VI hclie
grown wool, if you want to be in good
society.
Not satisfied with oil wells, the Sala-
manca Indians now want to have the
fun that comes along with a gold excit-
ement.
A Singular oversight in Bryan's new
book is the neglect to put Tom Watson s
picture among the others.
Wouldn't it be tough if somebody
should start move to make women
take off their Easter bonnets when the
day comes.
Now that they are afraid the chief in
dustry of the town will move away.
Harrisburg is going to create fire de.
partment that will be somtehing besides
little boys with squirt guns.
The entire pack of fox hounds be
longing to the Stratford Hunt, Tredyf
rim township, Chester Co, were killed
on the 9th, hydrophobia having got out
among them.
Harry H. Ritter, who paid $40 for IN
acre and quarter of barren land in the
northern part of York county, has been
offered $25, 200 for his ground. Gold
ore worth $50 per ton, has been discov
cred on the place.
The Pennsylvania superior court de
cided that tree owners have some
rights The employees of the telegraph
company which had line crossing the
land of DR.. John Marshall, in Bucks
county entered upon that land to ado
new cross bars and wires to the poles
To facilitate such additions they cut
dcwn n number of fine shade trees
growing on DR.. Marshalfs place. The
men were arrested, and for this wantor
destruction were fined $50 each, and II
default of payment, to imprisonment
for fifty DAYS. The superior court af
frmed the sentence.
A Missouri farmer IS securing The
country for fellow who eloped witt
his wife and his mule. He announces
| that if the mule is returned all VIII b'
forgiven, az it will be no trouble fol-
him to get another wife.
In this world we are more or less de
pendent on each other, the suspender'
could not hold up the trousers if it were
! not for the buttons.
Coffee is said to keep people awake
Three or four cups will answer every
purpose of Sunday morning just be
fore church time,
In an opinion filed by Justice Mitchell
in the Supreme Court he says the rul'
requiring pedestrian to stop, look ant
listen before crossing railroad mus
be observed by bicyclers.
In the last Cuban rebellion American
lost property amounting to $1,000, 600
600, and they will suffer in the presen
| war to greater amount