Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1897-03-24
His mood was very much the same
No matter what he saw;


fight on record? Potts-Vocal or man
ual?-lndianapolls Journal.
"Madge is such a peculiar girl"
How sop "She thinks she hasn't any
peculiarities. Chicago Record
scrlbbler-Does your wife laugh at
your jokes In the paper7 Punster-Yes,
but only on payday. Ad.
vertiser
He was reckless youth. How old
are youT" he asked boldly. "S'r," sue
said, 81 am not old. d."-New York Even.
ing Journal
Editor Ito comic paragraphist-You
jokes lack originality. Comic para.
graphist Qrrltably)-So does your criti.
clsm.-Tid-Bits
Does your wife call you as many pet
names as she did when you were first
marriedT "Er-not as many pet ones"
indianapolis Journal.
Smith-Jones seems to have no
thought for anything except his clothes.
Brownies; he is perfectly wrapped
up In them.-Yale Record
When n woman is on her wedding
trip she thinks her husband has qult
loving her as soon as he gets Interested
In a bill of fare.-New York Press.
They say you have no sympathy for
the struggling poor" "Me?" said the
accused gentleman. II have nothing
but sympathy. .'-Cinclnnat Enquirer.
Were you at the play last night?'
yes" ''How was it?" "Out of sight"
"Confound the women, why don't they
cago Times-Herald.
I'd rather be most any man
In history's class or fame's bright bands
Than Atlas, for he always had
A world of trouble on his hands.
Cincinnati Tribune
Van Duder--I want to know some.
thing, Miss Amy. Amy-I have thought
for years, Mr. Van Duder, that that
was just what you wanted.-Harlem
Life.
Mrs. Blgsby let's her husband prac-
tice on his cornet at home" whats
that for|' 1T gives her an excuse to
be away all the e."-Chicago Rec
ord
rs he a scientific flghter?' "Scien.
tifc?" echoed the pugilist contemptu
ously. why, he couldn't parse a single
sentence of his engew-Washing
ton Star.
Il know where you can get an eight
day clock for 20 cents" AN eight-day
clock? How's that?" "Oh, it lasts eight
days. Then you get new e.'-Har-
ward Lampoon.
Dorothy is much encouraged about
her literary ambitions" why? Has
she sold anything?" NO; but her hand.
writing is getting worse and worse
Chicago Record.
Each day his roses as surprises
Come. If he knew, the stupid thing,
That in two months at present prices
He'd save enough to buy a ringi
Life.
Young wife-I always thought you
were the bravest man in the world
while we were counting. You wouldn't
go to Canada in case of another war,
would you, dear? Not if the war was
with Canada. Detroit Free Press.
Hattie-What's the matter with Gus
tavus? He never calls any more. Hor-
tense-Why, one night when he was t
the house | called him ''the light
of my life," and papa came in and said
it was about time the light was put out.
-Yonkers Statesman.
Humorist's Wife-You must not trou-
bic your papa just now, dear; in his
present mood he Is not to be trifed
with. Humorist's Child-What is he
doing, ma? Humorist's Wife-He is
writing things to make people laugh
It'd Bits
Family Doctor-Well, let me congrat-
ulate you. Patient very exeitedly)-
Am l going to recover? Doctor-No.
not exactly, but-well, after long con-
sultation we find that your disease is
entirely new, and if the autopsy should
prove the fact we have decided to name
it after you,-Tid Bits.
Dennis-Arrah, Pat, and so yez have
come back to shtay? Why didn't yez
loike 1t out West in that place where
yez had such good job? Pat-Och
it's no place fer Christian mon, Den
mis-. There amt a llvln' soul about the
place that hasn't died wild the malay
rum.-Cleveland Leader.
Visitor (grutfly)-Are you the editors
Editor (without looking up from his
work)-I am. Stranger (more grufliy)-
Do you hold yourself responsible fol
everything appearing In the paper
Editor (rlsng to his six feet three inch
es)--I do. What's on your mind? Wis
| itor (meekly)-Oh, nothing at all, l as
sure you. | was under the impression
/ that the little man over in the corner
took all the responslbility.-Spare Mo
ments.