The sea coast echo., 1897-07-31

y seems to imagine that married -, ,'
is are unhappy" "She has a bn.r' s.p's :
d herself" 'Dana
critic-Where did you get thu a..
ior that poster picture9 Painter--ou.
OF my head. Critic-You mps. /.
0 glad it's out. ~
Mother-You must never nm. y
till tomorrow what you can ina, !.
well do today. Freddie--Thep lat :.
finish that pie now
y told her wonld lay the world
az her Feet" What did she sov,a
"she said that il was that atblatio
ought to be travelling with show"
"If this turkey we're alive Pr
afraid he'd be very vain," said The
Star Boarder. "Why?" inquired tbs
slow payer. Hes made SO muob
Of" Au'u
I'VE girls are getting up secret
society OF our own" said Lulu. sIp.
deed; what's the object?" said George
Il don't know yet. but I'll tell Won
abont it after I'm initiated.'
The Victim There is the deacrin.
ton OF the property. Is there anv.
thing else can do? The Detective.
Weil--er--you might make the reward
payable in advance.
Up-to-date Burglar turning his x.
ray lantern on his victim In add.
ton to watch, you have in your
pocket $53 in gold and silver. Ont
with it, or I'll shoot.
Am the first man you ever
ioyed?" he inquired fondly. "Well."
sad the truthful Miss Pansee, "you
the first man that evdai loyssa me. !,
kitty is so queer; she keeps up q
speaking acquaintance with all the y
clerks she met at the seashore."
"That's all right; she says they give
her the inside track at bargain rush.
es.
Benevolent Party (cheerfully) II
see Mr.. Edison expects to cure blind
ness by electricity. Blind Mantgloom-
ily) Yes: these inventors are always
driving some poor man out Of busi-
ness.
A kiss is noun, though generally
used as o conjunction: it is never de-
it is more common than prop.
er; it is not very singular, and is gen.
orally used in the plural number and
agrees with me.
The married man who has been en-
joying himself with convivial party
till a. m. can't smooth things over
with his wife by bringing her bunch
OF chrysanthemums unless he can pro-
nounce them, too.
Papa Blunt like to argue with
that young Tomlina Sweetest Susan
Il hope you find him logical, papa.
"Why, my child?" "Because think
he's the logical candidate for your
son-in-law, papa"
''Well, Teddy, have you been
good boy today?" asked his mother
mo, maam." II hope You have not
been bad boy?" mo, ma'am; not
. very bad boy and not a very good
comfortablel"
Artie-Dariing, you have no idea
how anxious j was while you were
coming down the rope ladder. I was
so afraid you had not fastened it Sc.
cnrely above. Susie You needn't
have been alarmed, dear. Papa tied
Tho knot for me.
See poor Jenkins. This is his
hrst appearance in society, and he
thinks he's all hands and feet Ia
year and half later. 'sSee that
jenkins. He has just compassed an
invitation to Mrs. De Styles dinner.
and no thinks he's all head.
Richard Il understand that old
Griffin has given his consent to your
with his daughter. Was he
good natured abont it? Robert--Yes,
confound It'll He was 80 good natured
that lcouldn't help wishing that whiIe
was about it I had asked for some.
thing valuable.
Knebsworth ~ Talk OF successful
menl Look at McDives. When he
came to this city ten years ago there
were several thousand men here who
had from IS to $4,000 apiece in their
pockets. land McDiyes didn't have fifty
cents in his pocket. Well, sir, all the
money that thoss other men had ia
now in McDiyes' possession. That's
what I call genius, sir-yes, sir,
genius