The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1897-10-20
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operators there, 1000 Of whom are
women.
= Increased corn and wheat prices
made for the farmers as compared
with last year an additional S1,125,-
100000
Josh Billings says: ". is sta
tistical fact that tho wicked work
harder tew reach hell than the right
eous do tew go to heaven"
- Near the Maryland border of
Pennsylvania, on the farm of county
commissioner, 500 bushels of apples
were picked from "a trees.
- She-"Oh ! Is that Miss G osroy? !?
/ understand she's as rich as Klon-
dixie" He-"Yes; and they say
fortune hunters find her just as cold"
- A farmer near Moorefeld. w.
", was thrown against fence by q
COW and q splinter penetrated an artery
in his neck, causing him to bleed to
death.
"Do you take instantaneous pho
tographs here 2" eyes" "Well, get
in your work quick, then, before my
wife takes a notion to go to some
other gallery"
- Yeast: "That man Dcughton is
very skeptical. Unless he sees a
thing he won't believe it exists"
Crimsonbeak: ''He never ran into a
rocking chair in the dark. then 2"
81 understand Coxey is thinking
of marching to Washington again with
an army" ''That so? Well, he can't
make go Of 1t this time" ::Can't7 7
Why?" "Most of the unemployed
are already there
- The amount of capital invested
in the manufacture Of bicycle tires in
the United States is estimated at
SO, 100000, the number of persons
employed at 5000, and the number
of tires produced annually at 4,OOO,-
600.
- The returns of causes for insanity
in England show that in every 100
cases "a are hereditary, "a may be
attributed to drink, 12 to business
and money troubles, IL to loss of
friends, 10 to Sickness and II to va
rious causes.
- Statistics of life insurance show
that in the last 20 years the average
woman s life has increased from about
AZ years to nearly 46, or more than 8
per cent. In the same period mans
life average has increased from nearly
AZ years to about a. or 5 per cent.
"From the way my ears burned
this morning someone must have been
about me- SHOW that is a
strange coincidence. About 9 O'Clock.
was it not ?" "Yep." "Well, at
that moment someone in the crowd I
vas saying that yon had ears to burn.
= s poor editor who knows how it
IS himself says: s'It is said that
New York girl kneads bread with her
gloves on. That is no news to us. |
We need bread with our boots on, we
need bread with our pants on, and if |
hose subscribers who are so much in |
arrears don't pay up soon we will need |
,=esa =::she=s ==5sA;ag On. on
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A set of chair scientists have
'een counting a square inch Of hairs |
IN the hsads Of several persons and |
nave come to the conclusion that q |
head Of harris made mp es l43.ooO |
hairs; q dark head produces 105, 900 |
hairs and head Of red hair only 29.-
100. The reason Of the difference ia |
hat fair hair is Of the finest and red |
aair Of the coaraess quality.
A Highlander, who sold orooms,
vent into E BARRIERS shop in Glasgow !
o get shaved. The barber bought |
'ne Of his brooms, and after having |
shaved him, asked him the price Of it. |
Iippence." said the Highlander, |
No, no." said the shaver, ssI'll give
ron penny, and il inat does not |
Iatisfy you, take your broom again. !"
The Highlander took it, and asked |
vhat he had &c pay. stA. penny
'ays strap. ''Tll gle ye baubee,"
ays Duncan, ..and il that dinna |
atisfy ye, pit on my beard again"
On one occasion, when we'll
lnown Tit was listening to the band !!
N the pier at Brighton, England,
ONE medical students who happened
g be there thought they. would have
Joke with him, and accordingly one
T ths;s number went up with out
tretohed hand and said, .sAh,- good
norning, Mr.. l How do you do 2"
I am quite we'll, thank you he re-
lied, ''but I really have not the
onor Of your acquaintance" .sWhat."
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