Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1897-09-15
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are rarely admired themselves.
p9- 1t is the brake of day that pre-
vents night from going too far.
s@ 81 beg your pardon" sang ou
the convict, as the governor passed by
his cell.
nag Can a minister who wanders ir
his sermons be properly arrested fol
vagrancy?
e6 1t is a wise child that keeps hi!
face straight while his father is learn
ing to ride the bicycle.
p6- Even those who smoke ane
drink at the expense Of others do 81
still more at their own.
s8- Produce graded as to quality
brings better returns than if mixed
which brings mixed prices.
sS True goodness is like the glow
worm-it shines most when no eyes
but those of Heaven are upon it.
p9- 1t is noticeable, when two met
are eating peanuts, the man who
bought them always eats the fastest.
p9" Do good constantly, patiently
and wisely, and you will never have
cause to say that life was not worth
living.
p4 Nature has given to men ont
tongue but two ears, that we may
hear from others twice as much q:
we speak.
p@- The average speed of typewriter:
who write from dictation, is forty word:
minute or twenty -four hundred word:
an hour.
pS- 1t would be easier for some mer
to make both ends meet if they die
not spend 50 much time in making one
end drink.
a@ "What back already ?" ayes
You see while we were bathing i,
threatened to rain, and as we didn''
want to get wet, here we are"
pH "Daddy, can whisky talk p
"No, of course not" "Then why die
Aunt Maria say it was telling on yor
more and more ?"
p@ Let us look back through the
week just ended, and think if we have
done anything to make anybody else
happier.
wr Some insects are in a state O.
maturity so minutes after birth, ano
become grandparents in less than
day, when they die of old age.
s9" No element of power ever leave:
or is added to this world. Water helc
as much Latent steam in the year one
as it does now. Nature is forever the
same.
p@ "You want to 60 into the golt
diggings? Heavens, boy! you dom,
know spade from jig-saw." ayes
do, father. I held five of them las
night"
H9 One of the wisest sayings cred
tied to DR.. Samuel Johnson was tina,
it is worth $4,000 year to a mai
always to be able to see the bright side
of things.
n4 A physician who has given much
thought to the subject, says that Sc
long as the cyclist can breathe witt
the mouth shut, he is certainly safe
so far as heart-strain is concerned.
Bag People snore because they liz
with thei heads thrown back, anc
there is Consequently dropping o
the under Jaw. To break the habit
sleep with the mouth closed.
p1 If a woman should select hus
band suited to her disposition as care
fully as she matches her gowns to hel
complexion, there might not be such
short path from the marriage altar tt
the divorce court.
p6 Many people suppose that al
gold is alike when refined; but this i:
not so. Australian gold, for instance
is distinctly redder than that from
California. The Ural gold is reddes
found anywhere.
B9 The Siamese believe that it re
quires seven days for the human sou
to journey between earth and heaven
and, therefore, pray increasingly fol
seven days after the death of a frienc
or relative.
p4 One of the students at the Chau
tauqua cooking school is middle-aged
man. ~ am a widower," he explain
ed, when he entered 81 must either
get married or take course in cook
ing, and prefer the latter"
B9 In Germany when the vote o.
the jury stands six against six the
prisoner is acquitted. A vote of seven
against five leaves the decision to the
court, and in a vote of eight against
four the prisoner is convicted.
H9r A wonderful grain harvester has
been in use on Roberts Island, neal
Stockton, Cal. 1t has cutting line
of 50 feet, and it also threshes and
sacks the grain. 1t can turn out three
6O-pound sacks of wheat every min.
ute.
EB The Bible is a hook full of light
and wisdom. 1t will make you wise
to eternal life, and furnish you with
directions and principles to guide and
order your life safely and prudently
There is no book like the Bible for ex,
cellent learning, wisdom and use.
B@ The happiness of life may be
greatly increased by small courtesies
in which there is no parade, whose
voice is too still to tease, and which
manifest themselves by tender and af:
fectionate looks and little kind acts ol
attention.
a@ Papa" said little Benny Bloc
bumper, "what is an encyclopaedia p
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