New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-08-01


That five million pounds or 80. 49,.
While stopping one night at a farmhouse in Ais.
souri, a traveller astonished to see his hostess
walk up to her husband about every fifteen minutes
and box his or give his hair pull In the
morning the guest, seeing the woman alone, asked
an explanation OF her strange conduct. and her
roply was: You see stranger me and the old man
has been hghn for ten years TO see who shall boss
this ere ranch. and have jest got him cowed but
II should let up him for day he would turn
on me again. and my work would all go for
noth!n."
What nice kind man Nero was
What? Why, the wretch hddled while Rome
Il know. He'd probably waited all his life for .
chance when he wouldn't disturb any ONE
(Truth.
II is said that there remaining public lands
in any of the States of New England. in New-York.
Pennsylvania New-Jersey. Delaware. Maryland.
Virginia. West Virginia. North Carolina. south
Carolina, Georgia. Tennessee, Kentucky or Texas.
There are 25OO0GO0 acres OF public land In Ohio.
81 600 in Florida S2o0,OO) in Alabama. 100000
in Louisiana 3600,coo in Michigan and 100000 In
Wisconsin. The other public lands are in the West
ern States and the Territories.
Il couldn't get policy from that insurance COM
pany..
Yes; don't ride wheel and all pedestrians are
now considered hazardous risks As I'm
nearsghted in one eye they wouldn't take me At
all."-tDetroit Free Press.
Trinity Episcopal Church. Hartford. Conn. which
is being enlarged and beau,ihed. will probably be
the cathedral church OF the diocese. 1t is be-"
says 1.-THE Hartford Times" "a free church forever
II Will have neither pews nor rented seats. For
those Nho freely worship there will be
provided chairs in rows which can he removed IN
case II is desired. Thus Hartford will have an
episcopal cathedral of noble dimensions. which
the coadjutor bishop Of the diocese OF Con-
nectcut WILL we suppose naturally desire 10 attach
himself when it shall be ready for use
4 man writing from Dawson City. near the Clon-
dyke gold dggings says Beer is 70 cents per drink
ample OF the efficacy OF the gold dorchester
Union and Advertiser.
curious system OF backmail in the Paris courts
has just come TO light When II known 10 the
clerks that prisoner was not going to be sent for
trial their agent would interview him and promise
10 procure his release for a bride, which was. Of
course. supposed TO go TO the juge obstruction
Hicks-In my Judgment no man ought TO marry
until he is fully able to support a wife
N Wck KS IL ny judgment no man ought TO marty
cbildren.-(Somerville Journal
Chicago exhibits with pride a matchmaker who
has lived exclusively on beer for nineteen years
without being apparently any the worse for his re-
strcted and monotonous diet. The brewing inter-
est may make much OF the case an attestation Of
the nutritious and sustaining character OF their
product, and the teetotal folk will have TO answer
the argument best they can Having been recon.
structed internally by surgical means the I'M
paralleled malt worm whose name is Joseph Besch-
lagengau-a beer name II there ever was one-now
branches out upon a mixed diet which takes In
pretty nearly everything except raw dog and omni-
bus horses, and Is taking on weight at the OF
two and half pounds day The case is
curious one. and from the point OF view OF the beer
trade in general is OF great moral significance and
interest.
We are thorry TO ,hay' explained the Editor Of
ing wath entered Hath night By thome IN
known thcoundrel, who tnole every eth In the
ethtablithment and thucceeded in making hith eth
1T hath been impothible OF courthe 10 procure
a thuppy Of etheth in time for thith ithus.
and We are thuth compelled to 20 TO preth in q
thitvation motht Undertaking and dithtreihing.
TO. make the betht thtagEer we can 10 get along
without the mithing letter. and we therefore print
The The Newth on time, regardeth OF the 10th W
The motive OF the mithcreant doubtleth wath
revenge for thome thuppothed inthut
IL thall never be thaid that the petty thpits OF
Newth and II thith meet the eye OF the detethts'
Bile rathcal we beg TO athure him that he under
ethimateh the resourceth OF frtht-clath
newthpaper when he thnkth he can cripple Il
hopelethly by breaking into the alphabet We
take occathon to thay to him Furthermore that
before next Thurthday thall have three timeth
attn many etheth ath he thtole.
we have reathon to thuthpeci that We know the
,oWardly thkunk who committed thith act Of van.
uanthm ana II he TN ever theen proving about
thth ethtablithment again. by day or by night
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