The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1897-08-13
TIE BOUND TABLE
Il is high time an air ship vas sent
to the relief Of Andree.

TIE BOUND TABLE
It is high time an air ship vas sent
to the relief Of Andree.
Stoke susong is the mans Of 8 Georgia
patriot who thinks he was born to hold
Office.
Juneau, Alaska, was named after a
Dodge City man. Kansas can always
be depended upon TO connect herself
with any new boom.
Out Of seventeen members Of the
Topeka temperance committee VINO are
forcing the fight against the joints, nine
are nOn-residsnts and only two pay tax
in Shawnee county.
Sir Wilfred LaUrisr, in one of his |
speeches in England, vas frank en-
ough to say that during cur civil war
the attitude Of both Great Britain and
Canada "was worthy OF neither" This
passage, for some reason, was not Ca
bled over.
A Mead county father fixed the big
rocking chair in the parlor to upset
if a greater weight than 40 pounds
rested on it. On the very first night
afterwards his daughter got broken
shoulder and her young man had his
nose skinned.-Ex.
While attempting to open bottle of
hop tea with a iackknife, q Prairie
View prOhi5itionist cut an artery in
his wrist and nearly bled to death. He
will probably carry a cork screw here
after and brave the risk Of being class
ed among the o. M.Bs.
A rare case for good cause for divor-
ce comes from Abilene where Jacob
VAIL prays to be released from the
CALLING bondage because his spouse
drank thirty gallons of fine old wine
which he had stored away in mis- cellar,
for his own particular use.
The salt trust has invaded Kansas
and will start the fight by erecting q
manufacturing plant at Hutchinson,
with a daily capacity Of 1000 barrels.
This means a bitter fight for suprem-
aCy in the territory west of the Mis-
Ouri river, between the Kansas manu-
facturers and the trust.
The celebration of the Santa Fe Sill
yer Jubilee on Wednesday of Festival
week at Topeka, September 29), viii
be the largest gathering of railroad
! men ever seen in Kansas. President
Ripley viii be present and make an
address. Every division point is Or
ganizing and each will try to Guido the
other. There will be dozens Of floats
and the Santa Fe officials say that the
parade will be more stupendous than
anyone can imagine.
John D. Rockefeller sleeps eight and
One-hslf hours every night, retiring at
1870 and arising at six. Every morn.
ing when he gets up he is ST. O5 rich
sr than when he went to bed. He sits
down to breakfast and in that short
| half hour his wealth has grown 81, O51.-
So On Sunday he goes to church, and
in two hours, he is away from home
his wealth has grown 81, 166. His night
! iy amusement is playing violin. Ev-
cry evening when he picks up his in
strument he is $4,000 richer than when
be laid it down the previous night
Those little facts give some idea Of the
reason why some of US wear patches
on our best pants.-Ex.
Right kind of q preacher item from
the Wathena Star: aFarmer Rapp-
elye had his wheat all cut when Satur-
day night came. It looked stormy but
machines were scarce and it had to
move on. Sunday came aud all the
neighbors went to church for song and
prayer. The room was crowded and
after the opening song had been sung
| the consecratsd man stepped before
the congregation to begin his sermon.
A heavy storm was coming up, and the
| heavens we're blackened by the ap-
preaching storm. Slowly the preach
eT closed his open bible and said
Brethren, I believe in worshipping
God, but a heavy rain is coming up
and neighbor Rsppelye's wheat is in
danger. We will close the service and
help him stack it. The duty was bare
ly completed when the storm broke
forth in all its fury and poured down
a soaking rain"