The silver lance., 1897-11-19
Atch,so. Globe sights.

The worst man you know probably
thinks he is the best.
Lunatics are as rare among jews as
among bald headed men.
Most pc eople do things because they
see other people do them.
You can see something nice in any
man who gives you business.
When man looks pretty well, hotel
clerks say he has mice 'front.'"
A man who speaks only kind words OF
people, seldom talks too much.
Most married women look as IL they
had kick coming on their wages.
Any man who holds particularly
good job, has distinguished look.
When mans wife does not behave
herself, he can't return to his mother.
You can make a mystery out Of any
thing that happens after IL o'clock at
night.
Young people should remember that
youth is very readily and easily out
grown.
A man who thinks he is posted on
baseball, is mighty touchy about his
knowledge.
Nine out of ten wives are jealous Of
their husbands,and the women are prob
ably right.
Phople are willing to work week or
SO for nothing, but finally they will have
to be paid.
No man is permitted to decide what
his duty is: his wife and the world at
tend to that.
Give us a look at a mother-in-law,
and we can tell you wether she is troub-
lespme or not.
A man whose principal pleasure in life
is eating soon gets the dyspepsia, and
can't enjoy that.
Every woman secretly envies the wo-
man who can get out Of work by falling
over in faint.
Providence often gets a credit for
taking care Of fool that should be given
to the FOOLS wife.
Nothing makes woman quite SO mad
as to have somebody propose match"
for her good hired girl.
When sensible girl gets hold Of a
good position, she never. resigns, never
maaries, and never dies.
When you hate man and say mean
things about him, you oughr to hear
what he says about you.
What has become of the old fashioned
preacher who had nerve enough to
preach against card playingf
When a woman goes to the depot to
take a train, we can tell how far she is
going by the size OF her valise.
Whenever we hear waman say her
hair is coming out, we feel glad that we
don't have to eat her cooking.
No wonder the patent medicine manu-
factuIers do well: people dying Of old age
will grasp at any cure offered.
In order to get the reputation Of being
a Saint, woman should have the repu-
tation of being a mother to assist her.
After a man gets married, he takes
more criticism from his employer With
out showing disposition to talk back
The mosquitoes are so large this year
that at night they make noise resem-
bling wolves bowling around 2 poor
mans door.
You will find it this way all through
life: The cold nights have killed the
pretty flowers, but they have no effect
on the mosquitoes.
You can pat boy on the head with
propriety until he Is twelve, but you
must stop patting = girl on the head
when she passes eight.
Every time q woman reads Of bad
accident in the papers, she looks at her
children and wonders how she has ever
succeeded in raising them that far.
A preacher knows what he'll is: whom
his most popular your lady msmber
gets married, and employs = preacher Of
another denomination to perform the
ceremony; that is hell.
BY the time man has bought new
dresses for his wife and daughters 70
wear 70 RECEPTION. be = lucky Il be has
money enough left to have hin Old shirt