Cañon City record., 1897-07-01
RECORD REMARKS.

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had to eat ice cream for three DAYS.
There are several little boys in Aahon
who are quite willing to have "A sisse Of
that ailment if the ice cream isIned,
be applied.
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Considerable mere than the ordinary
number of pretty and attractive apune
ladies from distance are spendif ife the
summer in Canon this season Iudg-
ing from the experience of sevesfl OF
the young ladies who came herd first
for only visit the home girl could
hardly be blamed if they were to azlopt
some desperate means with respect to
this immigration of the younI and
beautiful.
Some of the devout who atten4ser
vice in the neighborhood of thez hose.
house are wondering why it is neespsaiy
for the cerfew bell to be RING Sdsiday
nights at about $50 -or in fact Il amy
time on Sunday evening.
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Men are frequently more apt U be-
lieve lie than the truth; likewisetthey
frequently doubt the truth. Atzs,hi-
cago the other day the chief of ltplice
received over the phone this message,
"We are blowing up safe at 40 Pear
born street Come quick and yotsean
get us" Thinking it a joke no a<ien-
ton was paid to the matter. NexStay
q 4
and robbed of several hundred doaars
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\ few days ago tourist who was
walking about Colorado Springs Cane
to house without any "Room to
Rent or Private Boarding sign. fiIe
marveled much at this ommissionsnd
made inquiry of child playing ilsSi,e
door yard, from whom he learned Hhat
the occupants were prepared to nke
both boarders and roomers. The faIhil-
been blown away by one of the geatle
zephyrs that inhabit that country
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IL is dangerous TO go to congres-
five representatives have died in sthe
past six months Ii is dangerous "a be
a great man-ail great men die of heart
failure. 1t is not safe 10 be a bunk
president-5ank presidents are re
quently sent to the penitentiary 5or
commit suicide. IL is not pleasant 80
live in Chicago fifty Chicagoans esSze
taken their lives dsring this montiyH
June People should be coutenledt
live in the humber walks Of life Ssss1
trouble ever befell a newspaper maf
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1t the RECORD Remarks are eou-
tinued we assure our readers that
nothing in the shape of local iish
story will ever pollute this column
For facts in regard to large fish catches
drop in at the court house or one of the
city drug stores.
The latest is the announcement of
the marriage of Thomas ID. Cronan,
wealthy Englishman, TO Picture Eye,
a dusky Indian maid, at BismarS, \.
ID. Now 1t is in order fer the country
press that has protested SO strongly
against the capturing of the American
youth. beauty and wealth by European
noblemen TO make another great stir.
This is indeed too much We have
stood silently by and watched the
titled foreigner come over and lie ad OIL
our charming heiresses from Boston,
New York aud san Francisco without
a single protest, In truth we nave as
| cheerfully as possible bade them God
speed and wished them a pleasant an d
bank checkered career, but this is more
than we can stand. When uttd
foreigner invades our very interior aud
robs us of our dusky maiden, the gem
of dying race, we think 1t time to cry
a halt. Desist, oh titled foreigner,
from robbing us of all we have. Take
If thou wilt the fair daughtars of the
| sugar trust, the oil companies or OF the
hog packer, but leave to us, oh noble
one. our dusky maid, cur Picture Eye.
From Greyback.
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