The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1897-02-10
All Sorts Of Paragraphs.
= Laplandcrs often skate in one,
day a distance Of l50 miles.

= An excellent thing to remember
is that every story has two sides.
: Court-plaster is often used to
make lover stick to his promise.
- Simplicity Of character is the
natural result of profound thought.
Systematic daily study will soon:
turn an Ignorant man into scholar.
= 1t is of no consequence how good
a man is abroad if he is really mean at
| home.
: Drinking water neither makes a
man sick, nor in debt, nor his wife a.
widow.
The veneerirg is pretty thin on a.
great many of the polished gentlemen
you meet.
CONSIDER we'll what you can and
ought to do, and be faithful in per-
forming it,
In Russia you must marry before.
eighty or not at all, and you marry
only five times.
Borrowers of trouble are more
prompt in their payments than bor-5
rowers of money.
A bilious man hunting for some-
thing to get mad at, is generally sue
cessful in his search.
If people were as anxious to live
right as they are to do right, this
world would be much better place.
There are $500 distilleries in the
United States. North Carolina leads,
with 1924, and Virginia is next, with
1852. Pennsylvania has 139. ,
Be cheerful. IF you have no :
great trouble on your mind you have
no right to render other people niger
able by your long face and dolorous
tones. If you do you will be generally
avoided.
= After long and luxurions yawn
one morning Westwood (Mich. man
couldn't close his mouth. His Jaw
had been dislocated. He was SO fright
ened that since it was set he doesn't
dare even to smile broadly.
= Moral worth is best. To be right
is always to be powerful. Faithful
ness, charity and justice to all is the s
only true measure by which toliYe2
and by which to die. Wrongi is always
wrong and never can be made right.
"A conscience stricken man IN :
Oregon on his deathbed recently
handed over to Louis Davenport the /
sum Of S27 900, which represented the i
accumulations of s8,0 900 worth Of gold
dust stolen from Davenport thirty
years ago. IL
= The closest contest in any Of the
States at the recent election is believed
to have been that for the State treas
uryship in South Dakota, where The
Republican candidate won bya ma
jority Of 2 votes in total vote Of
more than 10000.
u In recent lecture in Chicago the
Rev. DR.. De Witt Talmage took occa-
sion to remark "When German
wants to take a drink, he takes beer;
an Englishman, ale; Scotchman,
whiskey, and an American anything
be can lay his hands en-" 6
"1want one Of those magdoleens,"
said Farmer Cornhill to the dealer in
musical instruments 'sthe kind yon
play on with piece of turtle she'll"
eyes, sir; for yourself p asked the
clerk. emo; fer my wife. I want to
get her something sides me to pick
on.
"Whae was all that noise in your
house lest night, Willie? asked the
lady who lives next door. "We had
cane rush. Pa had the cane and I did
the rushing, but pa beat me, answer
ed Willie, as he rubbed the seat Of
his trousers tenderly against the brick
wall.
= Among the Anglo-Saxon races
the consumption of tea is recorded as
one pound per head in America, while
England is credited with putting away
seven pounds per head of her popula-
tion, and each individual in Australia
on an average gets away with II pounds
of tea every year.
"A district of New York City with
a population of 10000 was subjected I
to a house-to-house canvass, and found
to contain 18.476 persons who were
not church attendants. The metrop-
oils is being worked thoroughly
after this fashion by federation Of
churches and Christian workers.
Our people are growing more ard
more in the habit of looking to the
Hill-Orr Drug Co. for the latest and
best Of everything in the drug line.
They sell Chamberlain s Cough Rene
dy, famous for its cures Of bad colds, z
Group and whooping cough. When in
need Of such medicine give this rem
edy trial and you will be more than
pleased with the result.
= There are certain principles that
make a man successful if followed,
and chief of these are sobriety, in
dustry, and integrity. If they are
faithfully applied by man, he will
succeed. The greatestrecommendation
young man can have is that Of per-
sonal character. No large corporation
or business house will employ young
man whose character is not good and
who is not honest, sober, and indus
trious.
There are about l, ,OGO, 900 Italians
in the United States. One-third of
them are settled in the principal cities.
Half Of these are laborers. Fifty per
cent. are illiterate. They are hard
and steady workers, very saving and
anxious to improve themselves. When
they have no chance to work at their
own trade, they will accept any kind
of work and any wages. The Italians
hate begging. In the records Of char
liable institutions are very few Italian
names.
u 1t would take whole page of
the Republic to catalogue all the
queer superstitions about the beard
and the curious laws that have been
enacted for its protection. Russia
had an old law by which one who
pulled buta single hair from another's
beard might be fined four times as
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