The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1897-06-17
A BURGLARS YARN.

A BURGLARS YARN.
'Aye, the Bermoodas is vera nice
place." said Archie.
Then he peered out of the window
into the chill London mists and moodily
watched the rain pattering against the
panes.
"a vera nice place! This weather
makes one think On 'em," he exclaimed
in minute or two, without turning
round.
] fancy heard him sigh.
There is grim practically about
Archie, though. Down l dropped from
the clouds in one swift second.
"Yaller Jack vera busy when paid
my first visit" he said shortly and
pumped himself down into his chair
before the fire.
"Ohr'
faye; took off many on us. I"
--And you?'
'Me. Oh. he were vera guild friend
30 me, were Yaller Jack. Aye, I've
nowt but kind words for him.
Never before had heard the praises
of yellow fever sung. But Archie is
original if ne is anything at all.
SIT were in this way:
''As usual, were nearly always in
hot water with my obstinate temper
and my willful ways.
''The cat and me was well acquainted,
likewise the dark cell, likewise cheens
and rings, likewise bread and water.
''Things was gettin to vera bad
pass when Jack come to my rescue.
"But it were vera hard for man to
keep out o. difficulties.
t..I'll tell you about Nat the stock
man. fro Leicester, who were doin sew
en- year for settin fire to his house. Him
and me was diggin the foundations Of a
cookhouse. Nat vera down j. the hole
and were atop wheelin the muck away.
One day it were pipin hot, and Nat
were takin speel-o Comes up war
der-an old slave driver he were-and
looks down at Nat. Now, then, get on
with your work, he sings out. Nat
looks up and aever moves. Now, then,
stir, or I'll come down and make ye, ,
cries the warder.
''But old Nat only laughs. Then in
: goes Mr.. Warder, and Nat knocks him
down-silly-for meddlin-wi' his lang
handed shovel.
"And would We believe me? don't say
nothin about Nat-he was bit short j.
his temper-but they gives me 80 days
bread and water for not interferin!
"'And you stood by, Sloss, and see
him do it, says the governor.
"'Do We think I'm fuil?' cries,
ito NEEDLE in other folks affairs? Not
me. I'll tell you what it is, sir. I've
more business o. my own nor can man
age. They was man for mainland let
'em fight it out.
But it were no good a1gufyin.
81 only mentions it to show you what
sort of place Bermooda was j. my
time.
"Afore I'd done my % days comes
Tailer Jack. Ye should ha' seen their
facesl Take warders and all! Spares
monet The: was fair panic. A man
syere full O. life in the mornin and food
for the sharks by night time.
DuD i d1uu CuIO 1Ol IT, SQ1Su LII
Dowt-i' those days. don't know as I
do now-excep' for what's afore me"
Imagine somber pause, full Of sig
nificance.
"Well, Jack gets worse an worse.
'There was none lef' to tend the sick.
''The commander of the hospital ship
comes ashore an calls for volunteers.
Halo, ArchieP says to myself.
Here's a chance for change. Lots o.
grub and smook all day long. Ye may
as we'll die here as anywheers else.
Here goes So holds up my hand and
cries, I'm one.
''He looks at me and begins to laff
You're fat and lusty, Sloss, says he.
You'll be the first to 60. For Jack
were particular fond O. the lusty ones.
1t were common talk how he like 'em. ,
''But didn't care-not me.
"tYe might be dead afore me, sir, ,
saysI He were hard nut, was Com
Sanander jackson. I'd had four dozen
from him once.
"'Well, Sloss, says he, 'I'll take We.
The devil will soon get his own So
Ao6 goes down to the boat-me, three
sOthers and him-and were soon aboard
the hospital ship.
"Sure enough, my words come true.
That vera night Jack knocks at the
cabin door of Commander jackson.
1t were fair awful, that ship. be-
gins to think I'd best ave been satisfied
wi bread an water ashore. But
booked, and there was no gettin out o.
the job. First he took ye in the legs,
'Sben he mounted upward, then he
spread all over ye, till ye was all aches
and pains. Then come the black vomit. -
Even now Archie shuddered at the
thought of the awful scenes he took
part in-men raving, men cursing, men
mad, men tied down to their burks, all
yellow. Above, the sun burning and
clustering; below, the odors of the sick,
disinfectants. the croaking death rattle
ut their threats.
Such is yellow jack, according to
Archie.
He took Commander Jackson vera
bad. he went on. He were a hard
INIT and had the name for tit were q
word and blow wi him. Many's the