New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1897-08-18
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dyke his dream turns to a mig ghtmare.
Philadelphia American.
@ If thou art a master, be sometimes
blind; if servant, sometimes deaf.
Fuller.
Apparently the future capital Of the
United States is in Alaska. A good deal
of it is, anyway Boston Globe.
Cupid is always represented as baby
because love seldom lives to grow up
New York Press.
When you dispute with fool he IS
certain to be similarly employed.
Some lights operate best under 5ush-
el, and ought to stay there.
Mr.. .Andree is living illustration of
the fact that you cannot keep good
man down. Washington Times.
AS prices go up, Dingleyism will go
Sentinel.
Klondyke is an Indian word, meaning
plenty cf fish, and all the suckers are
focking that way New Orleans Item.
The robes of humility often deceive
the shoemakcr's downcast look may in
dicate simply wlsh1 to find out how
long the wayfarer can go without order
ing new pair of shoes.
The most curious thing in the world
is woman who is not cYrious.-New
York Press.
Many statesman looks upon a morning
cocktail as a constitutional amendment.
Minneapolis Journal.
Conscience flourisl.es best ON continu-
Gus hard service and shoulu noe be al
lowed to take holiday for a single af-
ternoon.
It is better to represent the big end OF
short pedigree tnan the tine,point of a
long one.
Life is full of trials-and the lawyers
are thankful for it, Exchange.
The man OF tact and courtesy will not
talk above the head of his less gifted
friend. It is easier for the one to come
down than for the other to climb.
Since mans thoughts must be his
lifelong companions, he should strive to
keep them bright and agreeeble.- Cen
tury.
To err on the side of humanity is new
er disgrace. Frank Leslie's.
The happiness of life consists, like the
day, not iu single flashes of light, but in
one continuous mild serenity.
Hope is flatterer, but the most up
right of all parasites she freque1ts the
poor mans hut, as well as the palace of
of his superior.
Some antiquarian has found out that
when Jay Gould was school boy, ID
years old, he wrote an essay on "Honesty
is the Best Policy" But we should not
lay it up against the dead man. We all
have made mistakes in our youth Des
Moines, Register.
He that lends an easy and credulo us
cary to calumny is either man of very
i'll morals, or has no more sense and .un-
than q child. Meuander.
There are three crowns, the crown OF
the law, the crown of the prizes thood
and the crown of royalty; but the crown
of good name is superior to them all.
Talmund TT. Aboth.
In Atchison the curfew hour, when
children under Is years Of age must get
of the streets, is announced by q blast
from a steam calliope. Had the poet
Gray lived in Atchison, the first line Of
his elegy might have read The curfeu
toots tn expiring yell Of day. Phila-
delphia Record.
Twenty years ago the best dinner
table takers In England we're thought
to be Lord Chief Justice CockburD,
Queens Counselor Judah P. Benjamin,
Mr.. Gladstone, Cardinal Manning, Lord
Rosebery and Dean Stanley. Twenty
years before that Macaulay and Carlyle
headed the list. n Dickens time he.
ranked as the best after dinner speaker
and Sala' enjoyed that distinction for 8
few years before his death. There 81
now rather dearth Of takers and speak
ers Of the first luster il that country.
The seat Of = jury yman absent from, the
court was taken possession OF 81 ) dog.
The Judge, addresslng ono of the coun-
eel said You see, II. BosNurth, the
iiurymen's seats are I'll occupied are you]
ready to proceed e The lawyer raised
his glasses g his eyes md sfser : brief