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The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1897-09-21
Grand Opening of the
Campaign in
Hooking.
At the Opera House, Logan
Thursday Evening
Sept. 20.
The Hon. Allen o. Myers
Will Address the
Meeting.

The officers Of the meeting as ap-
pointed by the executive committee
are as follows:
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1897-09-21

Miss Georgia Hnpley OF Colum.
bus WAS the Sunday guest of Mr.
and Mrs. Chas. l.. Bowen.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1897-09-21

Hon. and Mrs, ]. F. White and
their guest Mrs. Ryan OF Athens
spent Sunday at the b. !. s. near
Lancaster.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1897-09-21

Miss Stella Strentz handsomely
entertained Saturday with five
O'Clock t"a In hoaor of Mrs. @. NJ
B0wlby of Columbus. The tables
were prettily decorated with mas
turt:ms. Covers were laid for ten.
Those seated ut the tables were the
Mesdames G. M. Bowlby, Warren
Bennett, Fred Rochester, Kate
Wood, Jessie Steele and the Misses
Emma Floyd and Jessie Collins
and Messrs Fred Rochester and
Will Strentz. The guests were
regaled with the following
MENU.
Escalloped Oysters
Chicken salad served on lettuce leaves
Celery
Cold Ham Sliced Tomatoes Pickels
Ice Cream Cake
Coffee
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1897-09-21
SOCIETY'S DOINGS.

Under the management Of the
min tture tally.he party that took
In the hand concert and the town
Friday evening, Master Brandon
Smith OF Lancaster was treated TO
pleasant porch party at the Pur-
sell home Saturday afternoon.
A merrier cyclone had not struc k
the west end In number of years
and the young folks held high car
nival on their first "of day" from
school. Refreshments were served
in the shade of the vines at four
O'clock. The invited guests were
the Misses Mary Josephine Wright,
Maude and Flossie Newman, Lilly
Wright, Evelyn Sanderson and
Masters Fred Warner, Joe Case,
Irving Jones, Joe Smith, Phil and
Fletcher Stiers.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1897-09-21

The members OF the Tourist Club
surprised Mrs. Chas McLain at her
elegant new home on N. Walnut
st. Friday evening. After recover
ing from her surprise the charming
hostess served the ladies with ice
cream and cake. The evening was
enjoyahly spent in pleasant Il cinl
intercourse.
The Misses Lizzie Rempcl and
Idean Me- 'arthy, following n pleas
ant weeks visit in Toledo the guests
of Mr.. and Mrs. Fl. @. Wasson, re-
tGTaed home Saturday afternoon.
Mrs. Judge o. w. III. Wright has
M her charming house guests this
week, her aunt Mrs. A. j. Withrow
Of Jeness, H., aud her sister Mrs.
J. H. Fuller 0f Monmouth, Ill.
Mesdames Capt Bowen, A. II.
Brooke and Anna Jrffries are EN-
ter,aining this week their sister
Mrs AL Elliott and son OF Toledo.
The Misses May Bulger and
Clara Rippman, two OF Lancaster
charming young society bellies were
Logan visitors yesterday.
Hon. and Mrs, J. F. White and
their guest Mrs. Ryan Of Athens
spent Sunday at the b. ]. s. neal
Lancaster.
Miss Georgia Hnpley OF Cium
bus WAS the Sunday guest Of Mr.
anI AIra (lhua Il n.,..,oa
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1897-09-21

The Misses May Bulger and
Clara Rippman, two Of Lancaster
charming young society bellies were
Logan visitors yesterday.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1897-07-30
ABOUT POSTAGE STAMPS.

Stamp collectors continue to issue
protests against unnecessary issues,
and the little republics and kingdoms
go right along issuing them. If the col
lector would not buy the stamps the is
sue would cease. Do they ever think OF
that?
The three leading stamp catalogues
for 1897 are out, and they differ con-
siderably in prices. This is to be ex-
pected, however, since dealers regulate
prices by stock they have on hand.
This creates confusion in the mind of
the amateur collector, until he discov-
crs the reason.
The biggest registered letter ever
mailed in the United States was a box
containing the testimony and exhibits
in recent suit concerning the chloride
process of extracting gold. The post
age was $1S7. 1t was sent from New
York to Pretoria. South Africa. The
largest previous record was $40.
The Boston Journal says that peri
odical stamps are only bits of col
ored paper" and if the government will
not sell them to collectors, the collect
ors are justified in getting them by
hook and crook. The assumption that
collectors must have these stamps is
very amusing. What dreadful things
would happen if they could not get
them? Would they die?
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1897-07-30
ABOUT THE COUNTY.
Something About the Current
Events Transpiring in the Sur
rounding Agricultural
Districts.
Brunswick.


Hinkle & Gross, two energetic young
men from Paw Paw, w. Va, have
bought out Bradley d Smith, grocers,
and will continue business at the same
place
The Aid Society of the NJ. f. Church
held quite successful lawn fete last
week. A feature of the occasion was
the Sunday School parade Thursday
evening. About two hundred scholars
participating.
Paul Washing and BERTHE Troder, two
very romantic young people OF Lovetts-
vile, Va, We're married on the Potomac
bridge Thursday evening, 7.l5.
VIM. Enniss, of Burkittsvllle, was
buried Monday, % A large number Of
people attended the funeral. Mr.
Euniss was very prominent and
wealthy man.
DIR. +. a. Ramey and wife will spend
a month at Atlantic City.
The official visit of the grand lodge
officers of the knights of Pythias to
Loyalty Lodge No. l22. of this place,
last week, was the occasion for a gala
time among the knights. The mem
bers gathered at their Castle Hall, on
Bridge street, and at s 2. NJ, headed
by the Brunswick Cornet Band, they
escorted the visitors to the lawn on
Potomac avenue, where an elegant
banquet was served.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1897-07-30
SELECTIONS OF VERSE.
The Old Mirror.

When this century was born, and lying
In its infant robes of fleecy snow
That old mirror on the wall was Vylng
with the sunshine in its cheering glow
And its bright beams
Glorifed those days of long ago.
Rugged features thought and work per
fected.
Dignified and mellowed. there were
framed;
And the maiden's laughing eyes renecteo
Beauty's face. with mischlels sl@i'oS
proclaimed,
Blushing deeply
Casting Ger it's surface eyes OF wonder
Oft nv mother as babe was tosseu'
And l look into it's depths and ponder
On the sunny years that have lost;
All, but could she
Smile from there. once more, at any cos''
When the climbing rose bloomed in profu-
sion,
That old glass flashed back the bridal veil'
When the sere leaf marked the years Sc
clusion, .r
In its beauty,
Like the golden sunbeams on the river,
Youths bright smiles still by the glass
are cast
Buoyant hopes and laughing voices ever
Cast in shadow all the fading past.
Like the mirror,
Loves sweet face will earths oarK
clouds outlast.
Arthur Fl. Hall, in Detroit Free Press.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1897-07-30
MiddletOWn.

July -, 1891.
The Electric Railroad terminus was
the scene of small sized blockade
on Thursday last. AT one time during
the day eighteen siX-horse teams loaded
with wheat were strung out in line
waiting their turn to be unloaded. A
great deal of the wheat was unloaded
on the ground, as the ears were all full
and there was not sufficient warerooms
to hold it..
The special election which was held
in this place on Friday last, to fill the
vacancy caused by the resignation of
Commissioner Gardner, resulted in
the election of Benjamin +. Croft,
proprietor of the Valley House. Mr..
Croft received about forty votes. There
was no opposition.
The mass delegation from this dis
trict to the Democratic Convention
held in Frederick ON Saturday last,
included the following: George w.
Gaver, John H. Lightner, Chas. NJ.
Shank, Franklin Alexander, Peter E.
Bussard, Emory L. Coblentz and
John l.. RoutZahn. John H. Lighter
was appointed as delegate from this
district to the State Convention held
in Baltimore, July 2S, and George W.
Gaver to the Judiciary Convention to
be held at Point of Rocks in Septem-
Der.
The many friends of the Rev. T. F.
Hoffmier, of this place, will be glad to
have the opportunity of again hearing
him preach before leaving here to be-
come the pastor of the Reformed
Church, at Mt. Pleasant, this county.
BY request of Rev. Beard, of the Luz
theran Church, Rev. Hotfmier will
preach in that church on Sunday next.
The Y. w. II. &. U. of this place, will
hold a festival in Shank's Hall, on
Saturday evening, July 81.
The American Band attended the
festival at Bolivar last Saturday even
ing, and enlivened the occasion with
some choice music.
Mrs. Katie Pinson, formerly Miss
Miller, and Mrs. Calvin Miller, of AL
toona, Pa, are visiting in this place.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1897-07-30
Rocky Springs.
july 10. 1897.

july 10, 1901,
On last Thursday, the 22ud inst.
our section was visited by heavy
rain. The creeks were very high.
Many of our farmers were delayed in
cutting their oats.
On last Friday morning, the 23rd
inst, Mrs. Sarah Biser, while stand
ing in the yard of her mother, Mrs
HeZekiah Putnam, was attacked with
a fainting spell and fell. In falling
she struck stick which pierced her
dress near the neck, nearly piercing it..
She received slight scar.
After consultation the Sunday
School has decided to change the date
of ITS picnic from the l4th to the 9TH
of August. 1t will be held in the
woods near the Receiver on the road
leading to Shookstown. The Yellow
Springs Band will furnish the music.
This band will also furnish the music
for the picnic of the Church of God
Sunday School, which will be held at
the same place, next Saturday, the
3lst inst.
The Rev. Barshinger preached at
the chapel last evening. His text was
from Nathan, lst chapter and 18th
verse. Subject, as God Good?'
There will be no preaching at the
chapel until the 18th of next month,
as the Rev Barshinger will be enjoy
ing short vacation. On that date
he will make arrangements to organ
ize Christian Endeayer Society. He
is the county organizer of that organ
iZation.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1897-07-30
A Great Book Free!

When Dr. r. V. Pierce, of Buffalo,
n. Y, published the first edition of his
great work, The Peoples Common
Sense Medical Adviser, he announced
that after $780, copies had been sold
at the regular price, $3.50 per copy,
the profit on which would repay him
for the great amount of labor and
money expended in producing it, he
would distribute the next half million
free. AS this number of copies has al
ready been sold, he is now giving array,
absolutely free, 10000 copies of this
most complete. interesting and valuable
common sense medical work ever pub.
lished-the recipient only being requir-
ed to mail to him at above address,
twenty-one (2D one-cent stamps to
cover cost of mailing only, and the
book will be sent postpaid. 1t is ver-
liable medical library, complete in one
volume. Contains ZOOS pages pro-
fusely illustrated. The Free Edition
is precieely the same as that sold at
$3.50 except only that the books are in
strong manila paper covers instead of
cloth. Send non, before all are given
away.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1897-07-30
Transfers of Real Estate.

The following are the transfers of real
estate as recorded in the Clerks office
since our last issue:
Edward L. Eichelberger and wife, to
Jacob S. Perry, 80 square perches of
land, more or less, 81, etc. Joseph En-
glar and wife, to David V. Crabb, real
estate in Frederick County, 1925.
Annie S. Hartsock ct al, to VIM. f.
J. Lincoln Hartsock, power of attor
ney, premises. Charles W. Ross, ct al,
trustee, to VIM. NJ. Moler, acre Of
land, more or less, $3.50. Charles +.
Feaga and wife, to Edward L. Feaga,
real estate In Lime Kiln, 1925. Sam.
G. Ohler, to Plus Snyder, Is acres Of
land, more or less, $500. Max Jaffee
and wife, to Laurence f. Smith. lot,
etc, in Brunswick, 5000. James H.
Stockman, to Ella NJ. Stockman, tract
or parcel of land, 81. Thomas w.
O'Bryan, Walter J. aud Alice NJ.
O'Bryan, between J and acres Of
land, $25. National Building and
Loan Association Of Washington
County, to Board Of County School
Commissioners, l07 7-l0 square perches
of land in Frederick County, $40.
Mary A. Etzler, to George A. Etzler,
real estate in Frederick County,
81, $50,
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1897-07-30
A STRANGE DISAPPEARANCE.
A Kingston Man Who Expected q Legac!
Missing In London.

Kingston, N. Y, July 27.-Thomas
Telford, a well known veterinarian of
this city, who sailed for Europe on
June 30, accompanied by his brother-in-
law, Michael ]. Kelly of New York,
mysteriously disappeared from the Fuss
ton station, London, from which place
the two men had secured tickets to Car
isle, their destination. All efforts OF
the London police to find Telford have
failed. Kelly has returned here with the
sad news, and Telford's wife is dis
tracted.
For over a year past Telford claimed
he had fallen heir to many thousand
pounds cash and much valuable lands
and extensive wooden mills through the
death of an aged aunt in Scotland, and
it was on this account that he went
abroad
1t is now claimed that this story of
the Inheritance was a myth and that
letters purporting to come from alleg-
ed foreign solicitors which Telford ex-
hibited among his friends here were
all written by young man in this city.
Mrs. Telford refused to be interviewed
regarding the matter.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1897-07-30

There is nothing in the Bible which
requires Christians to be sad.
A proud look is abomination to the
Lord, as well as lying tongue.
Grace and nature work harmoniously
together, if we can but ward of
prurient fingers.
1t is almost impossible to feel cross
while you are looking pleasant, or dis
consulate while you are looking cheer
full.
We shall all be considerably sur
prised, when we get to Heaven, at find
ing things there different from what
we eXpected-Gail Hamilton.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1897-07-30
Spend Your Vacation at the Sea-
shore-Low Rates via the Bal
iimore and Ohio.

The Baltimore and Ohio Railroad
announces another one of those popu.
lar reduced rate excursions to Allan
tic City. Cape May, Sea Isle City and
Ocean City, Thursday, August 9Th.
The same excellent train arrange
ments That proved so satisfactory on
the previous trips will be repeated.
The tickets are good twelve days and
will permit stop-ofF at Washington
on the return Journey.
Trains leave Frederick $50, $40 a.
M, 10, 4.30 p. m. Leave Hagers-
town, 6 20, 40 a. M, and at 4l5
p. m. Round trip. $3.50. Correspond
ingly low rates from other stations.
Passengers can spend the night in
Phi ladelpbia and take train for the
sea-snore next day.
For more detailed information apply
to the nearest Baltimore and Ohio
Agent.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1897-07-30
A GLUCOSE TRUST.
Formed In Chicago With a Big Capital
iZation and New Jersey Charter.

New York. July 27.-Little surprise
was manifested in Wall street when
word came from Chicago that a combi-
nation of half a dozen big glucose COM
panies had been formed with capitali-
cation of $40.0OO,OOO and New Jersey
charter.
The persons prominent in the alleged
combination include ]. P. Morgan, ex-
Governor Flower, H. o. Havemeyer. A
N. Brady, F. o. Mathessen. Blair &
Co. and Moore & Schley of this city and
Marshall Field. L. H. Letter Robert T.
Lincoln and other wealthy Chicagoans.
Three of the largest glucose manufac-
turing firms in the combination are the
National Starch Manufacturing COM
pany, the Charles Pope Glucose compa-
ny and the Waukegan 1lls.) company.
1t is said that these companies will be
in sympathy with the combination and
that uniform price will be made.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1897-07-30
To BE Treasury Comptroller.

Washington, July 27.-The president
has decided to appoint Robert J. Trace
we'll of Indiana for the position of
comptroller of the treasury. The ap-
pointment. it is said at the White
House. is entirely one of merit, Mr..
Tracewell being selected because of his
fine legal attachments. The position is
worth 5000 per year and has been va
cant since the retirement Of Comptrol-
Ter Bowler on the 1st inst. Mr.. Trace
well is native of Virginia. He was a
representative in the Fifty-fourth con-
;ress from the Third district of his
state and Is As years Of age.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1897-07-30
DR.. Kings New Discovery for Con
sumption.

This is the best medicine in the world
for all forms of Coughs and Colds and for
Consumption. Every bottle is guaranteed
1t will cure and not disappoint. 1t has no
equal for Whooping Cough, Asthma, Hay
Fever, Pneumonia, Bronchitis, La Grippe,
Cold in the Head and for Consumption.
1t is safe for all ages, pleasant to take, and
above all, sure cure. 1t is always well
to take Dr. Kings New Life Pills in con-
nection with DR.. Kings Discovery, as they
regulate and tone the stomach and bowels.
We guarantee perfect satisfaction or return
money. Free trial bottles at A. L. Pearre's
Drug Store. Regular size 50 cents and
$1.00.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1897-07-30
Bicvcle Tournament.

The proposed bicycle tournament
at Athletic Park in the near future, is
assuming definite shape and the MEM
bers of the Bicycle Club are devoting
considerable time and attention to the
Il. matter. The tournament will be held
na1 sometime in September next and in
ing, addition a series of bicycle races
bidlyc among the fast flyers about town will
The afford great sport and final rivalry.
syre+chaa 1t is also proposed to hold dance at
hais -, 70 Park at night. When the arrange
.A. iormeu lett are perfected we will give in de-
eAeons were frete program and other facts con-
the forthcoming event.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1897-07-30
Excursion to Chautauqua, New
York-Low Rates via the Balti-
more and Ohio.

The Baltimore and Ohio ROYAL
Blue Line has arranged an excursion
to Chautauqua, New York, Monday.
August End, via Pittshurg.
We give below the time of trains
and rate of fare from points 10 this vi
entity. Eas.1
Tickets good until Sept nber LIST.
Leave Washington Ju elton, 1908
y. m, $1,000; Frederick, 8 20. $40 90;
Hagerstown. AIS. Sl6.nO; Harper's
Ferry, 1881. $40 90; Chafhstown, 7.13,
$1,000. iisa
CorrespondIngly low rates from
other points.
Don't forget The date, Angus, End.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1897-07-30
WANTS TO BE RELEASED.
Howell C. Rees Wishes His Father to
Consent to His Discharge.

Consent to His Discharge.
Poughkeepsie, N. Y, July 27.-Howell
c. Rees has instructed his lawyers to
hold all legal proceedings to effect his
release from the Hudson River State
hospital in allegiance and to appeal to
his father to consent to his discharge
from the asylum on his agreement to
sail for Europe on Saturday for period
of rest. He is confident that his ia
ther will consent and that he will soon
be discharged.
DIR. Langdon. who has charge of Rees,
states that he shows no indication
whatever of paresis. and DR.. Dobson,
an eye specialist, who has examined
him. says there is no trace of the dis
ease in his eyes. which are perfectly
normal
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1897-07-30

contains the stored electricity and
CroOkes tube in a small box, separated
from which by little space is the flu
crescent screen. a suitable coin en-
ables person to view his bones and
other marvels for certain time.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1897-07-30
SCIENTIFIC MISCELLANY.

What the Discoverer Knows of x
Rays = Lighting a City by Its
Waste-The Old Problem of Lu-
mar Influence = Belgium's "a
Hour Clocks-Etfects of Alcohol
An Ancient Land of Gold-In
lection Even in Ink.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1897-07-30

Mr.. James Polk Biser, OF Petersville.
district. filed deed 81 tflst Tut sday.
t. Frederick Mertene, Charles A. Rice
aud Thomss BIser dwelling and
rial estate alid personal property.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1897-07-30


10 to Is feet for the moons diameter.
From scieutific experiments upon
more than 1900 persons, DIR. j. III. Kel-
logg, of Battle Creek, Mich, has deter
mined the effects of one ounce of alco-
hol administered internally to be the
following: (D To diminish nerve ac-
tivity; (2) to diminish cerebral activity;
(3) to impair the co.ordinating power
of the brain; (4) to lessen muscular
strength (5) to decrease digestive ac-
tivity to notable extent. Both his
medical experience and laboratory re-
search have convinced him that it is
an error to regard alcohol as an aid to
mental. This influence upon the d.
gestion, he declares, is exactly what
would be expected of drug that, like
alcohol, is "a paralyzer of protOplasmic
activity, an anaesthetic and sedative,
and not, as has been enormously sup
posed, a stimulant.
Ireland of prehistoric times was the
gold country of Europe. In no other
country, at any rate, has so much man
ufactured gold of early ages been found,
not less than 400 specimens of Irish
golu antiques being contained in the
museLm of the Royal Irish Academy
alone, while the British Museum gold
antiques illustrative of British history
are entirely Irish. Trinity College,
Dublin, has many fine examples, and
there are large private collections. Ma
tive gold occurs in seven localities in
Ireland, and the ancient miners may
have had sources of supply that are
now worked out or lost.
Painful wounds frequently result
from prickiDg the fingers with pen.
An examination of 81 samples of school
inks has been made by DR.. Markham,
of Leipsig, who finds most of the inks
to be made Of gall-uuts, and to contain
saprophytes, bacteria and micrococci.
In two instances a bacillus that
proved fatal to mice in four days " as
cultivated from nitrosin ink. The pol
soning from pen pricks is attributed to
pathOgenic microbes, and it is assum-
ed that keeping the ink covered lessons
the risk.
A f1oculent precipitate resulting
when gaseous f1uorine is passed into
liquid oxygen has been shown by
Moissan and Dewar to have the curl
Gus property of detlagrating violently
when the temperature rises.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1897-07-30

DR.. Weinek's great Photographic atlas
of the moon is to be made on scales of
10 to l3 feet for the moons diameter.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1897-07-30
A New Woman.

She's up-to-date and strictly new;
And yet she's not afiame with zeal
She wears no skirt that's sewn in two
She is not skilled to ride wheel.
Her sex's wrongs she does not feel;
No public scheme her thoughts pursue;
And yet, the fact | can't conceal,
She's very new.
Her souls ideals are scant and few,
Yet not by man is she controlled;
And though her eyes are deeply blue
No occult force her glances hold.
She cares not for the days of old,
Nor does the future charm her view;
She does not work for fame nor gold.
And yet she's new.
All homage at her shrine is due;
Her claim no mortal dares to scorn;
She from the Infinite takes her cue;
She's fresh as earth's primeval morn
She faces life with powers unworn;
For, now to prove my statements true.
It's scarce one moon since she was born
You see, she's new!
Marion Couthony Smith. in N. Y. Sun.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1897-07-30

Sine NJ beginning of May, a new
systf eekOning the hours has heeu
i'll 4 elgium, noou being repre-.
seuteS " and midnight by "a or 0,
accslI|Ilh TO circumstances. A train
stat actly at midnight is saiu to
leavsAiHt 0fhour, and one arriving at
lhsk lime is considered due at "A
o'cl9os~ The dials of existing clocks at
raiINaF ,stAtions have been adapted to
ths Sstem by placing the num-
Dsfs rs t0 "a under The to II.
hny-in-the-slot" principle has
4 bed in France to machine
{ p.60afing X-rays. The apparatus
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1897-07-30
Shocks.


It is shocking to discover
That the maiden you adore
Looks upon you as brother
Merely that and nothing more.
1t is shocking to be told that
Your dearest bosom friend,
From whom you lately parted,
Has Just met a tragic end.
It IS shocking to discover
That the bank which holds your cash
Has, because of some absconder,
On a sudden gone to smash
But of all the sad surprises
There is nothing that compares
With that when one gets on thinking
That
he's
down
stairs