The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1897-04-09
ABOUT US AND OTHERS.
And Also About Things in General as
Caught And Clipped While Run
ming Through the
Exchanges.
Aud see where He Went to!

Eagle: Adlai Stevenson of Illinois
once held the position 10 Bristow now
occupies.
Some IOIa Republicans Come Pretty Near
&c.
Eagle: The Wichita Populists are
the Only ones in the State who have
come out in favor of city ownership OF
public utilities.
lola is Always HOspitabIe.
Humboldt Hcratd: The seniors of
the High Schoul visited the lola
High school Wednesday. They Ie-
port that the lola Students enter
taiued them splendidly.
They don't catch Fred mapping
Capital: There is we'll grounded
belief among his friends that Fred
Funston is too smart ever to be led
into an ambush OF the Spaniards un-
der u flag Oi truce as was General
MaceO.
To the stars through CannOu? Ouch!
Eureka Messenger: AID astra per
ordinances. 4 dispatch from Havana
says that Major Fred Funston, OF
Kansas, has heeu made chief of ar
tillery by Gomez, and is at present
with Garcia in the east.
such Frankuess as this is Refreshing.
Ldrned ChrOnOscope: For years we
have been drinking whisky made of
concentrated I've and rainwater, and
beer that often lasts like printers
paste smells and il is lime n halt
was called on the adulteration of
these necessities.
But He is too little to be Bit.
NeD Era: The dispatches from
Cuba state that Fred Funston has
been made chief of Artillery under
Gen. Gomez. Evidently Fred does
not care much for his life else he
would not make himself a target for
the Spanish army.
Fred Will Slash the Spanish and Joe the
Democrats.
Council GrOue Republican,: Fred
Funston has been made chief of ar
tillery in the Cuban army and Joe
BlistOw has been made a general in
the assistant postmaster department
of the government. We may now
look for the carnage to begin.
tits Because He Has the Nerve.
Burlington Republican: Fred
Funston is winning high military
hOnors in the Cuban army and has
been made chief of artillery by Gen.
Gomez. His record is a brilliant one
indeed, considering the fact that he
had had no military experience at all
when he entered the service.
That's Smart Dog.
Gdrnet Journal: The neighb boring
villages of Humboldt and Bronson
are by the ears over the respective
merits of a couple IF blOOdhOunds
o Vned in these cities respectively
/ The Bronson beast scores more points
i'm locating tramp in box car OIL
the late residents of a depopuiated
chicken coop, bat the Humboldt
beast, although only a purp, ny a
/ single sniff of the person IN a plain
/ drunk. is enabled to locate the pre-.
/ else Joint at which the inebriatlOn
was contaminated, and also tn un-
earth the L. :. revenue license which
ia displayed in plain view Oh the
I back side of the ice chest
/ Aud He'll Get 1t If They Don't Watch
Out
Laurence Journal: Fred Funston
who was made major in the insurgenl
army some time ago, has been pro
mOIed by Gomez, and is now chief o.
artillery. BY the time the insurgents
get the Spaniards well whipped and
driven out of the country. Fred will
4 be in good shape To run for president
of the Cuban Republic.
He tells it all
NslDtOn RaHsdn: This is the reputa
/ ton Bill White has at home: THE
other day the girls of the Bohemian
club were going TO give a chatting dish
/ party and serve beer when one of the
girls said: Now l wOuld't do that
| For just as sure as yhu do that old
beast on the Gazette will print it
You just can't do anything in thi'
town that he doesn't go and blab it,
! lola is Too Swift for Him.
Moran Herald: Iola's natural gal
does, not seem to alleviate the effec
OF whisky upon visitors. It's report