The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1897-04-02
Editorial and Otherwise.

The Greeks are in the right, but the I"wers
have the heaviest artillery.
1t is pretty hot in the East, but Greece does
not seem to be disposed to melt.
II vou want to find the bargain counter ask
for the place where folks 60 broke.
II does not follow that because goods are
marked down dealers are going mp.
There NAV be more help in loaf Of bread
than in hundred dollar subscription.
A plaster Of tallow and soap will relieve any
swelling aud reduce the pain OF bnn'on.
A bov Doesn't mind being sick during school
days, but how he does hate it when vacation
comes.
Price does not ALWAYS indicate value. The
Judges charge is often worth more than the
lawyers.
A great many Republican office seekers are
asking themselves what they elected Mckinley
for anyhow.
Statistics show that Russia produces and
consumes smaller quantity Of beer than any
other nation.
MrKmley's mother wanted him to be
Methodist bishop. lie has little more power
now, however.
The consumption Of soap in India only
reaches the modest amount Of one ounce per
head annually.
A mans character is more largely influenced
by his Youthful environments than parents
usually realize.
Baltimore is sadly behiud the spirit Of the
aye, 1t has not had bank failure for more
than fifty wears.
Married women who allow Young unmarried
men to pay them marked attention are liable
to be talked about.
, The office will no, have particle of trouble
in finding the man. 1t will run over him ON
every street corner.
A German has invented another Aying ma
/ chine. II is all right enough, with the excep'
ion that it won't lv.
Quite a number Of women IN North Caro-
lin, are reading medicine and will becon c
practicing PHYSICIANS.
A Mississippi man is at work on f''np
machine which, he saws, will settle the mvs'
tery Of the North pole.
OF the twelve bridesmaids who ATTENDED
Queen Victoria on the day Of her marriag,
only three now survive.
Missouri has "Bran Manufacturing Co.
lf successful there, il should establish
branches over the country.
Now's very good time for Washington, ID
:. c., to take a cencus. Such . chance only &c
= ours once in every four years.
Oyster culture is a prominent MARYLAND in
!, dustry, and yet most Of the oysters have
very rough outward appearance.
Don't leave everything lying loose abon
the premises. Have a place for everything
and keep everything in its place.
- MARYLAND has a solid Republican deltgatio
in Congress, and some Of the boys think tha
! this portends the end Of the world.
II is said that Mckinley neither fishes No
shoots ducks. Therefore it is presumed tia
he will attend strictly to business.
As the bones in your chld's body harde
- ap6.hs muscles toughen, don't forget that h
character is crystalizing at the same time.
- A tramp seeks vacant house for his l"dI
ing. The devil is a tramp, and he never taxi
lodging iu a heart where Christ is full occ'
- pant.
"Ribbon for tvpewriters" in expense accoul
TT. means, for the machine, and not for the lac
who nanipuates it. That is, presumably
does.
'ty Heaven or hell, he surely believes III
nv "Whatsoever a man soweth that shall he al
nc reap"
A California girl recently dislocated b
-, neck while looking IN mirror. She "
W. probably trying to see il her back hair was
on. straight.
When home is only a shelter to be souC
nd. bv the BOYS after all other doors are closed
the night, rest assured there is somethi
~ wrong in that home.
y. You cannot learn to serve God in an houl
son nnr is there any road leading to the alta
VI ment Of perfect obedience to Gods law exc
-- watchfulness and PRAYER.
Where father becomes "he old man." A
Nv, mother becomes "thc old woman," you n
y. rest assured that boy needs some one to foil
'' him out at night-he needs watching; he is
- bad company, sure.
II is authoritativelv stated that Colori
-, woman was cured of the suffrage craz,"
20. reading that there was "bare quorum" in
urt- Legislature. She does not think such pl
fit for a decent woman.
KLp. Florida alligator stories are frequent,
the latest is that of a saurisn that enter'
~ garden and attacked woman who was ha
:. ING clothes on a line. Her husband camt
Sec the rescue and settled matters with sho'R
SHE FELL, But
He had read that startled maidens
Fell upo, the lovers breast,
,at When the question was popped to EN-
And he put It to the test.
,,,,n But the sequel was quite different
From the romance he had read
They we're skating and she tripped him
,v Aud fell square upon his head!