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Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1897-04-02

1t might not be a bad idea at
all for the New York Legislature
TO agree to making a new State
out of Greater New York, but 1t
would make lobbying a very dull
business at Albany for awhile.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1897-04-02

Congressman Walker, of Massa-
chuSettS, says higher civilization is
responsible for trusts, but the trusts
probably strike most people as a
drop in the direction OF feudalism.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1897-04-02

New Workers. think they were
quite speedy in erecting that mon
ument when they think of the
Washington monument Philadel
phia is going to unveil in the
spring.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1897-04-02

Col. IngersOll's accusation, that
preachers live on the credulity of
people, would carry more weigh:
if the Col. were not himself living
OH the incredulity of other people.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1897-04-02

FOR PRESIDENT,
w. j. BRYA AN,
OF NEBRASKA.
SNAPP SHOTS.
Greece appears to like the situa
ton better than any of the other
European nations.
The Kansas City man who has
cOFnered the onion market is GER
tain about his scents and hopeful
about the dollars.
Rules connected with appoint
ments TO Office are necessarily eth.
er elastic or brittle; they must be
stretched or broken so often.
The really up-tO-date woman car
ries note book instead of a bun
die of samples Of spring dress
goods, but she exists only on pa
per.
The editor Of that PENNSYLVANIA
paper, who was found guilty of
criminal libel the other day, is
probably a member of the school
OF "new journalism
1t mnSt puzzle people not i'm the
secret to understand how the Ie-
suit of the Chicago municipal cam
paign can effect the policy of the
national administration.
a gentleman named Outcault is
proudly advertised as the creotor
of the ''ycllOw kid.n If lots of folks
had their way IS" would be sub
stituttd for ''ul'' in his name.
1t is now said that President
Mckinley will send a special com
missioner to Cuba TO investigate
the situation. 1t is "a little difficult
to see what good that can do.
There will be national conven.
ton of "gOOd citizens held i'm
Nashville, Tenn, in May, but we
have our doubts about all the good
citizens being represented there.
Congressman Walker, of Massa-
chuSettS, says higher civilization is
responsible for trusts, but the trusts
probably strike most people as a
drop in the direction OF feudalism
Col. IngersOll's accusation, that
preachers live on the credulity OF
people, would carry more weigh:
if the Col. were not himself living
on the incredibly of other peonle
New Workers. think they were
quite speedy in erecting that mon
nment when they think of the
Washington monument PhiIadel
phla is going to unveil in the
spring.
Ex-POstmaSter General Wilson
as inclined to be "fnnny" at the
expense of the new tariff bill. Hi
should remember that he is to be 8
college president soon, and no.
get too gay.
A joint committee of tie Frencl
Senate and Chamber of Deputic,
are making another investigation
of the Panama Canal Company
which has been operating under
new management.
1t might not be a bad idea a
all for the New York Legislator
TO agree to making a new Stat
out of Greater New York, but
would make lobbying a very duI
business at Albany for awhile.
One of the candidates for mayo
of Chicago, who is a judge, is sal
TO base his hopes of success larg.
iy upon his having granted twer
ty-five divorces inside of five hour.
at a single session of his court.
The bicycle cutS a fiouro oI,nos
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1897-08-05

ABSOLUTE Free Trade is all right,
but anything short of that is apt to
prove 10 be vanity and vexation of
spirit-a sham behind which the trust
takes shelter. As long as selfshness
is factor in human affairs, tariff bills
will be used to array section against
section and class against class; so
that, while congressman are quarrel
ing over the amount of tariff articles
from their respective sections shall
bear, the trust magnate will felicitous-
~ watch the fun and take only sutfi-
cient interest to see that trust invest
ments are not unfavorably affected.
The only Tariff Reform worth a
thought is that reform which will for
ever abolish the whole tariff system.
If it is proper to raise the revenue of
the county and State by direct taxa
ton, why is it not proper to raise the
revenue necessary TO run the national
government by the same means? If
Protection Is a nececessity let the man
ufacturer exhibit his books and let the
Nation make good his losses. Safe
business principles are the same the
world over Before any man receives
aid from the Nation, the Nation should
know just what aid he is entitled to.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1897-08-05

A COMPLAINT prevalent to all portions
of the state where the requirements Of
the law are observed is referred to To-
cally by the Cuba Telephone: ''It is
reported that some who failed to pass
the examination at the teachers insti-
tute are blaming those who had charge
of the institute. Those gentlemen did
their duty according to law and if some
failed it was not the fault of the in
structors or the conductor. Place the
blame where it belongs"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1897-08-05
Edge Hill.

Ed. Register-Thomas Goggiu of Ell
lington, Mo-, has been visiting in this
section recently.
Miss Mollie Harrison, Lesterville
has been visiting on the river.
David Lathim and wife, and E. c.
Lathim and wife. visited Squire j. S.
Luthy's last Sunday.
Mrs. Mary Fitzpatrick and daughter
have been visiting in the vicinity of
GoOdland.
Mrs. Sarah Westerman and son,
Amos, attended church at Goodland
Saturday and Sunday.
Great preparations are being made
for a grand time August 9TH at Black.
The good people are going to try to
make the picnic a success in every
particular.
The farmers are nearly through cut
ting grass and most of the hay was put
up without rain.
G. Z. Dennison and wife visited G.
w. Adams last Saturday and Sunday.
The Carly, Bell and Ray threshing
machine is on the head of the river
and seems to be getting plenty to do.
A protracted meeting is in progress
at Goodland. May the good work go
on!
Squire j. 5. Luthy sold a drove of
cattle to Mr.. Buford of Logan's Creek,
Reynolds county, and received fair
price.
j. NJ. Bell and Jessie Shy make their
not annual but weekly visits to Centre
Vile. What attractions, gentlemen?
The teachers of Reynolds county are
very much pleased with their commits
sioner. They believe Prof. Buford,
has made the best commissioner, thus
far, that Reynolds county has ever
had.
Mr.. Duttin, of Belleview Valley,
made flying trip to F. NJ. Webb's
last week.
Thieves broke into one of our stores
recently and carried off several dollars
worth of dry goods and groceries.
A few persons from this section at
tended the picnic on Cedar creek last
Saturday.
Born-To Mrs. j. j. Harbinson re-
Gently girl.
Mr.. c. L. Thompson, and daughter
visited the old home place last week,
returning to Irondale Tuesday.
July 31st, '97. REPORTER No. 2.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1897-08-05

TAx-DODGING seems to be peculiar to
no condition or locality; it may be
known even to Iron county. The Sc
dalia Democrat says that Vernon as
we'll as Saline and johnson counties
have citizens whose affidavits to their
assessment lists may bring them trou-
BILE and tribulation. Is Iron county's
''best citizen in every instance be-
yond the pale of inquiry? Perhaps
some future grand jury may answer
the question. The Cape Democrat in
sinuates that even in that staid, re-
spectacle and law-enforcing munich
pality figures which certainly lie are
set down over the affidavits of some
people. Says our contemporary:
Cape Girardeau county is not the on
ly county in Missouri troubled with
tax dodgers. This class of rascals are
scattered all over the State. We have
them in Cape Girardeau. They are
on the streets every day watching for
a chance to fleece some poor devil out
of his hard earnings. They have
thousands of dollars in cash on which
they do not pay one cent in the way of
taxes. They are big men with big
bellies and big heads. They are
smart-that is they think they are
smart-and they are smart enough to
beat the city and county out of their
taxes"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1897-08-05
Personal.

Jas. E. Vance has gone to Bonnie
Terre.
Mrs. F. Rodach was in the Valley
Monday.
Capt. w. H. Byers left for Atlantic
City Monday.
Fred Crommer of Belgrade was in
town Wednesday.
w. P. Wemp arrived home from
Canada this morning.
j. d. Green of St. Louis is visiting
relatives in the Valley.
r. J. Hill and wife, of Belleview,
were in town Saturday.
Rev. Mason of De Soto was in Iron
ton the first of the week.
AdOlph and Geo. Lopez were here
from St. Louis the past week.
Miss Josephine Ottenad of St. Louis
is visiting her sister, Mrs. j. A. Zwart.
NJ. j. Crews and son, Arthur. of
GranitevilIe, paid us a call Wednesday.
A Nemnich of Poplar Bluff visited
friends in Ironton and Pilot Knob last
week.
A. }. Zwart left Tuesday on two
months business trip to the city OF
Mexico.
Mrs. Hattie Block and children of
st. Louis are the guests of H. l.. Kes-
ling and family.
Mrs. NJ. A. Taylor and Misses Mamie
and Annie Byers have returned from
their visit to Chicago.
John II. Jones went to St. Louis
Monday and will probably go on the
road as salesman for a ST. Louis to-
bacco house.
Mrs. f. c. Barrow of Dallas, Texas,
and Misses Channie and Emily Berry
man of Elk City, Kansas. visited Mrs.
g. b. Nall in Irouton last week.
Miss Pauline Vail has returned to
the Valley after spending several
months with relatives in Jefferson
county. She expects to leave soon for
New York City where she will in fu-
ture reside. The REGISTER joins many
friends in wishing the young lady ey-
cry happiness in her eastern home.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1897-08-05

1T was christened the ''Dingley Tar
iff," and is fine child, with patriot
ism in its soul and sunshine beaming
from its eyes, and it will gladden. the
hearts and homes of the millions of
American GreenUitte San.
So sings a cuckoo-a cuckoo, pure
and simple:-praisIng the system that,
rampire-like, sucks the blood of its
victims while soothing them to rest
with promises of blessings to come
from a source which never yet yielded
aught save burden and misery. Taxa
ton in its justest and mildest form,
when imposed for the most necessary
purposes, is burden, and never be-
fore in the history of civilization has
it been otherwise considered; when
carried to excess, and levied for the
enrichment of the few by the impover-
ishment of the many, it breeds misery,
and, tamely submitted to, leads to des-
potism. A measure which in a few
short hours enriched the sugar trust
twelve million dollars-every cent
wrung from the withers of the poor
consumer blessing! A law that
still further enhances the fortunes of
the Coal Barons and takes from the
consumer his scanty supply of fuel
against the cold of winter, patriotic!
If his heart and home can be gladdened
by such means as these, how true the
old belief of the favored classes that
he's but an ass ready saddled for his
booted and spurred superiors to ride!
IHsea:t-gladdening!
Patriotici
Sunshine-beaming!
Great Scotti Can such things be
and not o'ercome us like summer
cloud!
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1897-08-05

o, YES, Prosperity is hitting 'em!
Another Chicago institution with large
holdings of trust funds has collapsed
without assets. Its books show, how
ever, that 1t contributed quite literally
last year to the large fund Mark Han
ma had at his disposal for the preser-
walton of the nations credit and honor.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1897-08-05
VOLUME XXI.

WHEN a Senator retires from the
United States Senate. with an unspot-
ted reputation after serving full term.
he is entitled to credit for a robust
moral character.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1897-08-05

Wool wanted at L, S. Lopez & Sons
Ironton.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1897-08-05

Chamberlain Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy always offords
prompt relief. For sale by Arcadia
Valley Drug Co.
Tablets from l to 1Oc, at the Racket
Store.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1897-08-05

Laces and embroideries cheap, a
the Racket Store.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1897-08-05

One of Judge Emerson's cottages TO
rent after August l. t
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1897-08-05
LAWNS, DIMITIES, &C.

&c, Sc and 1Oc Lawns reduced to
sc a yard.
15c and 1880 Mulls reduced to lie
a yard.
Lawns reduced to 15c a yard.
Organizes sold for Soc and 40c go
at 25c yard
zoe Wool Challie, dark pattern,
now goes at II 1-2c.
Soc Challies go at zoe.
Figured Saline sold at 15c, goes
at 1Oc.
25c Figured Saline goes at IL lie
yard.
Twill Suiting in Pin Check and
Plaid, sold at Is 2-3, now at II lie
a yard.
SHIRT WAISTS REDUCED.
$1.15 Waists go for soc.
81 Waists reduced to 75c.
75c Waists reduced to SOC.
85c Waists reduced to Csc.
BABY CAPS.
zoe Baby Caps reduced to Toe.
35c Baby Caps reduced to 25c.
81 Baby Caps reduced to 75c.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1897-10-23
ZOia's Many supcrstitions.

NJ. ZOla, the great French novelist, il
embarrassed In the trivial details of
his daily life by u host of shperstltlors
fears and belief In good aud Lad
Omens. The number II, for instance.
suggests to the disciple of realism nll
sorts of evil. While most people regard
IL rs unlucky. to NJ. ZOla II or any
combination Of figures that fOois up
that amount II filed with dire portent.
When he was run over by u Partisan
cab recently he was not surprised to
learn TINT Its number was 80. Eight
ana nine make II. He will undertake
no affair Of Importance on the 18th II
the month.
Then, too. he performs e,tain acts
with the Idea that, II he does not do no
some annoyance will happen 10 him
So he will touch the gus burners that
he meets with on the street, surmO,ln,
an obstacle with the right foot. walk
upon the pavement In Il certain way
etc.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1897-10-23
which Would We Believe.

The man who sets out TO regulate his
life by well established proverbs VIII
ind himself In quandary when he
considers that many OF them have
1heir "opposites.'
Here are some Instances.
proverb: Marry in haste, and repent
al leisure.
Opposite: Happy Is the woolng that's
.ot long n doing.
ProVerb: Ont Of sight, out Of mind
Opposite: Absence makes the heart
grow fonder.
.Poyerb: A rolling stone gathers no
Iiioss.
Opposite: A sitting hen gathers no
f,aihcrs-
Pnogcrb: A stitch In due SAVES nine.
Opposite: It's never too late TO mend.
Pruysvb: Discretion IS the bS Ter part
ssf vai0r.
Opposite: Nothing venture. esthins
have.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1897-10-23
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FIELD AeFLOWERS

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gDmely illustrated BY. thirty.hve of the worlds
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On seseips o. so hns !Sys &c S1s s S 70
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End TO cnre for the family Oft beloved poet.
Eugene Field Aonument Souvenir Fund,
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Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-03-06
Use the Only Spring Remedy in the Word
That has Stood Every Test OF Time.
MAKES ONE WELL
PAINE'S CELERY COMPOUND M

welcomed in so many intelligent. pru-
dent homes where pains is taken to
get only the best in so vital a matter.
In such families all over the country
Paine's celery compound is the first,
last and only remedy used.
Prof. Phelps had studied the nerves
in health and disease, when we'll nour-
ished and when under-nourished, in
men and women and children years be-
fore he looked for the remedy. Paine S
celery compound is the outcome OF his
entire professional life. 1t is the one
remedy that the world could not lose
to-day at any price.
Paines celery compound induces the
body to take on solid flesh.
Physicians recognize Pains celery
compound as the one scientific spring
remedy. and it is universally prescriD-
ed by them wherever there is great
need of a vigorous and prompt restor-
ing of health and strength 10 the worn
out system.
Paines celery compound is the best
spring remedy because it is more than
a mere spring remedy. 1t brings about
a healthy appetite, complete digestion
regular action of the bowels and the
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-03-06

No remedy in the world accomplishes
these results like Paines celery COM
pound. 1t nourishes, regulates and in
vigorates the entire nervous system
from the brain to the minutest nerve
ilament Ii causes an increased appe-
tite and tones up the stomach TO deal
with the increased food It's nourish-
ing action is Immediately manifest in
a clearing up of the muddy, unhealthy
skin. an increase in weight and more
refreshing sleep.
First discovered after laborious, sci
cntifc research by the ablest physic-
ian America has produced, Prof. Ed
ward Z. Phelps. NJ. D.. IL: D., of Dart
mouth college. it is prescribed and pub
Iclv irdorsed by the best practitioners
in every city Of America. 1t has been
so enthusiastically recommended by
grateful men and women IN every walk
Of lie that it is to-day in every sense
the most popular remedy the world
ever knew.
1t has proven itself the greatest Of all
srring medicines.
In New York. Chicago, Philadelphia,
Boston. St. Louis and two or three otn-
er large cities, the leading newspapers
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-03-06

back 10 wan The extra. Owing 20 the foS
the f8cmsns signal was not seen. and
rounding the curve the extra dashed into
the sleeper. When the wreck was cleared
away i- was found tina, the following
passengers were hur,:
REUBEN II. WARDER. Superintend-
emf or Parks OF Cincinnati. badly bruised.
G. A. RUPEE Richmond, Ind, badly
cut and hurt internally.
r. 4. WATROCS New York. badly cut
MRS. l.. MEYERS. St. Louis. No. bad
ly bruised.
REV THEODORE NOONAN. Louis
vile Ky slightly bruised.
p. r. DOBBINS. Of Wheeling. leg
crushed and internally injured.
Mr. Dobbins was removed 20 a farm
house i1 the vicinity. ana when physicians
from L0vt,auI and BlaUcItster arrived
he was found 90 be the most seriously i'm
jared To was found necessary 90 ampu-
tate che leg at once. with q possible hope
% saving his life. The Internal injuries
and me great loss Of blood, however. mill
ta,ed against him. and he only fingered
until $50 o'clock Tonight. when he died
Mr. Dobblns was conscious when taken
from Cha wreck. but sank very fast after
baviug his leg 7mQut1ted. He occupied a
berth On che rear Of che train and 20, the
fun force OF the collision shock. The body
was taken 10 L9vcllnd tonight TO be en-
bs.ucl.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-03-06
DANGER IN SODA.
Serious Results Sometimes Follow Its
Excessive Use.

Serious Results Sometimes Follow Its
Excessive Use.
Common soda is all right in its place
and indispensable in the kitchen and
for cooking and washing purposes. but
it was never intended for a medicine,
and people who use il as such WI! some
day regret it.
We refer TO the common use OF soda
TO relieve heartburn or sour stomach,
habit which thous ands OF people prac-
tice almost daily, and one which Is
fraught with danger; moreover the soda
only gives temporary relief and in the
end the stomach trouble gets worse and
worse.
The soda acts as a mechanical irri-
tant to the walls Of the stomach and
bowels. and cases are on record where
il accumulated in the intestines, caus-
Ing death by Inflammation or perlton-
its.
Dr. Harlandson recommends as the
safest and surest cure FOR sour stomach
Cacid dyspepsia an excellent prepara-
ton sold by druggists under the name
OF Stuarts Dyspepsia Tablets. These
tablets are large 20 grain lozenges, very
pleasant TO taste and contain the nat
ural acids, peptones and digestive ele-
ments essential to good digestion, and
when taken after meals they digest the
food perfectly and promptly before it
has time to ferment. sour and poison
the blood and nervous system.
DR. Wuerth states that he invariably
uses Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets in all
cases Of stomach arrangements and
finds them a perfect cure not only for
sour stomach. but by promptly digest
ing the food, they create healthy ap-
petite. increase hesh. and strengthen
the action Of the heart and liver. They
are not q cathartic. but intended only
for stomach diseases and weakness and
will be found reliable in any stomach
trouble except cancer of the stomach.
All druggists sell Stuart's Dyspepsia
Tablets at 90 cents per package.
a little book. describing all forms OF
stomach weakness and their cure mall
cd free by addressing the Stuart Co., Of
Marshall, Mich.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-03-06

In March, April and May use Paine's
celery compound.
And only Paine's celery compound.
For it is natures remedy.
Do not for a moment confound it
with any of the ignorant. catchpenEy,
short-lived patent remedies-sarsapar-
illas. neryines and tones that bear as
much resemblance 10 Paine's celery
compound as the parasite vines do TO
the oaks that they live on.
Paine's celery compound cures dis
ease. 1t makes people well. 1t has
saved the lives of thousands of suffer-
ers. 1t makes the weak strong.
1t purifss the blood and enriches the
nerves.
Every condition OF winter life has
been detrimental TO health. There has
been a steady decline in nervous ylgor.
Now that spring comes the body IS
ready to cast on unhealthy tissues II 1t
is only given q chance. This opportun-
itv comes when the eXcretory organs,
kidneys. skin and bowels are made 10
work actively and the nerves are able
to furnish sufficient energy 10 the dI-
gestiye organs.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-03-06

making their own canva5ses again THIS
year. have found that the demand Tor
Paine's celery compound surpasses
that of all other remedies together.
Paine's celery compound, taken dur
ing the early spring days, has even
more than the usual remarkable ell
cacy in making people well. 1t makes
short work of disease. 1t rapidly drives
ont neuralgia. sleeplessness, dyspepsia
and rheumatism from the system: IL
removes that lassitude, or tired feel
Jag" which betokens weakened nerves
and poor blood.
Women working in close offices'
sales-women tired out and nervous
from long hours standing on their feet
and waiting on impatient, irritating
customers; overworked, worried anu
disheartened men and women every
where will be astonished TO find now
much happier life becomes when thelI
nerves have been strengthened ana
their blood purified by means OF thiS
great remedy.
No other remedy has the hearty ap-
proyal Of a like body Of educated men
and women and professional men nor
has there ever been a remedy that was