The sun., 1897-03-28
TURKEYS CAUSE DIVORCE.
THE MACHINE HATCBED BEG IN-
VINO or TRAIN OF EYENTy.

THE MACHINE- HATCBED BEGIN
VINO OF A TRAIN OF EYENTy.
Gobb,ers. BuIidog-. = Commission Merchant. .
Pistol, n Biack-Jnck Oak, Mr. ana Mrs
Zones. ana TIVE Fairs or vrousern Are In IT,
Eror the Florida Times linton.
A suit for divorce Is pending In south Florida
court wherein flock of turkeys figures as the
bone Of contention that led TO the strained rela
tions between u husband and wife.
Mrs. Jones read an agricultural paper one
spring, and becoming fascinated with the allur.
ing profits of turkey culture 30 temptingly dis
played in row of fat figures, pawned her jewels
and bought an incubator and all the turkey eggs
phe could find In the neighborhood. During the
frat year she lost money. but was rich In an ex-
periencc that enabled her to readily diagnose and
cure congosted craw, sorehead, pip, and other
ailments peculiar to the great American bird.
Mrs Jones was gamo woman and one failure
could not daunt her. The next spring found her
with pair Of tweezers pulling pips from tho
tongues of flock OF 336 young turkeys or
amounting their heads with solution OF nitrate
OF silver. At the end of tho summer she had s17
in the fock-pretty well. considering--snd
dreamed at night OF Thanksgiving and the @317
she hoped to realize from her venture.
1t was at this period In the game that tho fun
Mr.. Jones planted wntermelons. and. being .
prudent %Sn kept tTo tSa tba
Nj 'Ion.s Gent these dops for he had been care
fu not only tS advertise that faSt Ct but laid great
asess nT oh eSers eSaene for dog aSt that
came his way, and in all Instances came forth
stop at es the 'front.' gate and hosr for admission
Jones's melon crop. II was pretty hot day,
s hs TEE q: %oas se
turkeys. which gave one grand concentrated
sRais! rhe s00Ole drowned inc 'ai 30 ''' man ''nea
"Gobbio' ebSi 'seiS, sosblo, sobblo, eobble,"
f"isE aH.iIa nna tSspsT sn1SiSa ''uo0f'
This Sa, esGoed the !9SS wSh nS So5bs 5is
Sobble' "''' ' e''
There they had II up and down, first the man
an tbe .nen fa shS rnbber bs forebead was
reskinR M With perspiraticn. and his tongue hung
eII Daily o W be ost his voice and out of sheer OK
'H R.nR m's S.ns n :pSsS:.iSa Ssss Sanr bang
hSt3 onas he o1hs, h,,Ta 1ns, .orrx bnt Sa did ,bia
for ss nase ne e,oted bs TbsS
wow. wow /" ''-
oab prettV iyeIv' Hhu 'h"Seo MN up "a'A'"'A
OF This VAS at 10 o'clock Mr.. Jones at that time
at babies and
The two dogs dug two cool holes at the foot of
to come down, but for some reasSn % or etSsF he
ESsss; which 81, to Be wor'e and worse as the
r. E Sisek; k;isSE S limb found point ot santsse on
exceedingiy sorry that he had not saved four
Jones, ana one ,, for Mr., Jones Every now and
fortabIo plsse dprjnR Wh'eh ooeeation tSeT
WonH elanee Inward and bark an1rjIT. Rnyy
wSSl SS,I w., ,,r.,. .,so., \, ~. .,-,.. :.
fhoFIs & Of ,Go6ole, Oh SSSbie goSole' with ris'
This made the man ~ mad That's the only
way to express it, but it has the merit of being
Ihout 10 o,c,o,t Mr., J,r.s r.t,-,.d .ra
seeing the Commission man in The tree. could not
fSs % ON Snd while sd me me P1SG chap sd 10 $ down on
By smiling as her 70 hs
,oas s1s Tss dainty little bit Of s and
fSssr fsss reached the house finally. the man being
There She en!sfssipsa Cd, lin a sntsusIassiesly for
from his brow. Me wv wanted 10 go mirhty PIsd badl
ho, but he he couldn't He could como all right, but
ny ESSo,,v ho ,ool .ho hull h., ~. h, - a..
xya,.. ~ ne .Iok a .ao Nh ~ lno I nIH5hs 10 ~
M ind as to iend me nair ~ yo"r hnsSS"ndo Sou
IA ~ Au tn s 20 .sho mo pair VI your husoahas
oiT This rsnnes, on.rod NJ. 1on... ava. .. A.,
trna ststa IN rs an5 10 hes cs,,eS 70 tho
certainiy: inst Waii riSbt % nnstairs b,t ~
"Swsei wrs Jonss wa Sowsvsr hrou,h. h.r h,.,,,,,.
best trousers, closed the doors behind her, and
momtb up''"fs w ''un hanuAefchiei III her
commission agent was tall and sender. How