The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1897-08-19
ones pride as a superior person.
-''Droch" in August Ladies' Home
Journal.
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There are plenty of people pre-
sented to Queen Victoria whom we
wouldn't accept as a gift.-Up-
To-Date.
After a man falls in love with
woman there's no use telling him
Of her faults. He can't see them,
anyway Denig's Pony Express.
Intending Klondikers must not
forget that the land of the mid
night sun becomes in winter the
land of the MONDAY candles.-St.
Paul Dispatch.
A negro at a st. Louis hospital
coughed up bullet the other day.
Surgeons are now probing for the
powder, ramrod and gun.-Cen-
tralia mo-. Fireside Guard.
Be slow in choosing friend, and
slow to change him. Be intimate
with few; slight no man for his
poverty or mean estate, nor esteem
any for their wealth and greatness.
-Henning Advocate.
A Tennessee girl, by jilting a
poet and marrying a butcher,
shows clearly that she is not in
favor Of hippophagy. Pegasus
cuts no figure with her alongside
of good, plain beef.-Chicago Inter
Ocean.
Schlatter, the divine healer has
taken out a license to marry Mrs.
Margaret Ferris, widow of the man
who invented the Ferris wheel.
Schlatter is a kind Of a Ferris
wheel himself. - Eden Valley
Journal.
He doesn't explain why he
knows, but Sam Jones advances
the statement that there are
no republicans or demorcts in
heaven. That being true it
must be a hades of
place.-StiIlwater Daily Gazette.
A New Jersey husband tried to
scare his wife by pretending to be
a burglar and she shot him. What
blessed thing it would be if all
that particular brand of fools could
meet with an equally appropriate
retribution.-St. Paul Pioneer
Press.
THE PRISON MIRROR objects to
the item going the rounds Of the
press, stating that it has suspended
publication. It is grinding out
local news, good advice and its
editors term at the present time
as it has for the past ten years and
is not allowed to suspend even
during good behavior. James
journal.
Some papers have warmed over
the stories of the band Of Cuban
Amazons who dash into the Spanish
forces and sell them an outfit of
tickets to a Cuban benefit, getting
away before the naughty forces of
Spain have time to open fire on
them. Then the benefit ism held.
The Spanish finances are getting
low.-Minneapolis Journal.
The declaration by clergyman
that there are no female angels is
the worst blow that heaven has yet
received, and will turn too many
feet to the road which goes in
totally opposite direction. Really,
most men would care to be pro-
tected by no power whatever rather
than be subjected to the control or
help of an angel of that kind.
Give us the old-fashioned angel,
with or without wings, or let us go
to thunder without assistance and
in our own way.-Judge.
Reports state that Gov. Bradley
has pardoned almost 700 prisoners
during his reign on the throne Of
Kentucky. This probably is a
story which had it's birth in some
of the Bourbon papers who oppose
the Chief Executive of Comeback
erdom. Even if he has, the people
in general have much to rejoice
over as they have saved about
100000 by turning that number
of men loose, and there is no ques-
ton but what the people of Ken
lucky as we'll as those in other
States board horde of men just
to make fees for the class of officers ,