The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1897-07-04

tain ABOUT the mousse. no EuDDcu- MS nOuu
mcditativoly,, produced q key from his pocket
otter mn much i,n labor Snr. and an guf sinSioS command nps SS Inc tSS
"GowllnS ,ApolyOpI quoth bunker: Hes
Behind him was a patch. Of blacknoss. He
tried TO squeeze into It, and brought down upon
pans. brooms, and MISCELLANEOUS articles, with
q olnmor like an artillery salute; The portly
grating. bunker shrank back and wondered
whether n bullet would got through the grating.
PFSeTiH aMyh tsS other P TS' d Spo"F 10 suid. "who-
Silence was DSSnker's cue, and he play cd it to
TIC sr SS 8 I ' 'TSo sS%Gss',ffYh heard sGRH noise 'as's mT Ts&
lord, but he must be deaf mentally COM
ments9 the cause OF Tho noise. Thought he
The newcomer peercd in again, and this time
bs sST D Set%c,n A eBBpsFint h ne obs %@s idntenSo'S
pp:peek'boo with me. see you. Icmmcfn ;h'
Toe, late bunker, remembered that he might
q" "fm ens sG RHftss' / he ~ p% Hr6Sps q y %TO Sh'E STU.
Its. u, you know mel, How dny dor
est tone he could summon,
,nEIy. SIT st T know F 'Wa's sm Mfi s'il MitS; 'C sSn.
s ptssted f FeI Eo,to ff seiREnS Tro s;ar P,sf'' to- nGydi do s thnt
tresaed BSunkeT; Down. went the match and
''"'t oh, S SaIi . il .oh,ha.ha.man in
ha-hn.ha white. I-I-oh. ha-ha 'a;ho-ho! I
my ywisc'' ,soys, to 'm.seT.s' I'Iooiin' fer me-
snys. Trouble ahead, Tom s'yi: .Bo.r look out
Tom, s,zi. Was goin' to, sleep on dinin' room
sofa. g reason came in blow, Do like club,
%, wife dSsr aS,. 9 on. h sso :, Il, h MH,hS @ ball.. Bes'
81 look like It." replied bunker, bitterly.
amended ~a%% r mr. 10! st EM1n n asa nsvs wa a Sa'l; You sa' got
No; its a Yachting suit, Can't you sect"
Not n the least replied bunker. sardoni-
SOS my tongue. c'min an have a ball.
A brilliant idea popped into the head of the
What house do you think this isl" he de-
manded, slernly.
"zis ,I my h1nss;" said u M I';,,s sti1lit siu but Nth With
SKY. y TIfySa IN TnibId soo.by !oev HTy;fear sn':
earth's aw RI sfiiiits's ms'shun, number Is
This i K nsn'ber S g. HSd. SIR EoV when sg next neSt' you SlS De-,
sire to intrude on n gentleman-' he paused to
e'T The SS %sii'f es aai j js% 81 Mr.. sttllits fell a. if
the hinge, had dropped off. "Ehf' he said.
when next you desire to intrude upon a
gentleman who, Is taking tho night air in his
own basement continued Bunker. with great
S Sisni.y than n m Trust you will select some other
we ..zis your !.z hep ssI Mud asis y Mr. on s TT6ns s sl%o st
friend. ,T'scuse me. Very Sorry. Pologize.
Mind telling an unfortunate waifanstray witch
The T fq;,h D Dun pss,,n,a5ss s. back back
IS%sFa apo a1 D a Sors Els f burden mr aw st5!li''' with
self: When he gets to The corner hell dis.
no Having S fully re See owe sdy his 5So b%F sisf; he went
est laborine man who was returning to his
happy bone with som two quarts Of mixed
the nearest steps bowling agonizcd vows to al
the saints that he would take the pledge IL the
s pnst ,h wo noise out of pS Msit hi@ e sH; h %hssk ss to 90 c el1ss
jolt the somnolent driver of his seat, pro,
rogued q feline parliament so suddenly that
two of the members attempted in their terror
m and sxe CIT iSei1 f tS shin w 9bP his s,I legs ssm S1d left EFT
males to have joint Mysteries on their own front
upon it.. He half turned back. but from be-
hind ns,a ae heard s !hs uP 1hief1 v Pfse OF Sti Gs! that
man MAJ IL A. q ni'shirt; Tried steal my house. Get
There was nothing for it. bunker put on a
squirt and dashed around the corner, and then
turer had been gone nearly twenty minutes.
Bet the police have got him." said Kid
Smithson.
''or some FOOLS been shooting at him." sug-
gested Paris Greene anNiously.
wish l hadn't let him Co." said the Pullet-
I'm going down to the corner 10 take a look"
One look was enough. The Pullet came rae
'shut the doors! shut the doors!"
What's the matterf' they cried In a breath
as they swung shut one, of the:outside doors,
Drinkers coming down Sixth avenue hell
door. There's a mob after him., Three POI
licemen and two dogs and a dozen bicycles and
a horse car and a thousand people. Get that
ming. like a deer; Here he is! Go IT, old man!
sprint and you re safe! Now!"
Bang! went the heavy door behind the ex-
as the mob flung itself upon the doors from the
outside. Up came the police to pound with
their clubs on the panels and threaten, with
their customary disregard Of the law, to break
ted. Tho three men half carried, half dragged
their exhausted comrade upstairs to his room.
.'Whcw!' he gasped, They almost had me.
Gimme so nn Whisky an III lei YOU . the hss storS
of my life in its most momentous part"
So the story was told, while tho crowd slowly
dissolved and the police vainly argued the mat
ter with the %janitor, reused from his bed for that
purpose: They didn't get In. and it did them
no good to walt for people coming out, for
bunker Brown was put to bed in the nightshirt
In which he had made his tour, and the others
distributed themselves on the divans.,
Except for q pair OF sore feet, a slight cold.
and some peppermint candy effects in red whore
the Mortified cats attempted to use him for a
refuge, Dunker Brown is not the worse for his
ton of real estate values in that vicinity. Tho
block is full OF ghost stories.