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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-01-14
Notice for Publication.
Homestead Entry No. $751;
a- I,ond 0fi1ca at Santa Ee. N.

Land Office at Santa Fe, N. M,
December %, 1895.
Notice ID hereby given that the following
named settler has hled notice of his intention
to make final proof In support of his claim,
and that said proof will be made before the
register or receiver at Santa Fe, N. M, on
January 80, 1897. viz: Pleasant H. Hill, of
Santa Fe, N. NJ, for the Y ne u and II Y SO
u, section 2, tn 10 n, re 9.
he names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upon and cultiva
tlon Of said land, viz: Felipe Pachec0, san
tiagO Biass, Manuel Rodriguez and Antonio
Kodrigues OF Santa Re, n. NJ.
JAMES H. WALKER, Register.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-01-14

An astute little boy was asked the other
day what was meant by the 'Sins of omis-
sion," and he responded without any
pause or hesitation. "The sins we have
forgotten to commit"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-01-14
At the Block.

His blood was UP.
This was apparent to the most casual
observer.
His blood was up.
He hadn't anything else to put up, but
that was very blue and it was bid in by a
girl who had plenty of rocks, If she did
come from Chicago.-New York Press.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-01-14

Thousands have been cured from bald
ness and other diseases of,the scalp by
Danderine. 1t will cure you. Guaranteed.
Forsale at Fischer's 4 Cos. Pharmacy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-01-14
No Use.

No Use.
The conversation dragged.
"You are worth your weight in gold,
he ventured to observe to the girl he so
madly loved
Excuse me-" she replied freezingly,
"but detest politics.
Again the conversation dragged. Bal
timore News
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-01-14
The Sad, Sad Sea.

"What makes the sea SO sad, motherP" 81
Whispered little child.
"Why do the pillows sigh and break, !,
And why are the waves 80 wild?"
"The rivers run down to the sea
With all their grief, my lad,
And food the sea with their misery,
And that's why the sea Is sad.
"The Hudson goes with Gotham's woes,
And Paris chokes the Seine.
The Danube blue and the dark Thames, too,
All hurry to the main.
Losing the song Of the running rill,
But keeping all that's bad,
They flood the sea with their misery,
And that's why the sea is sad
-Cy Warman.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-01-14

The trouble with this tooth, said the
dentist, probing it with long, slender
instrument, is that the nerve is dying
1t seems to me, doctor, groaned the
victim, you ought to treat the dying with
little more respect.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-01-14
A Veteran.

"How ID you vote yesterday, Uncle Benz"
"Same's always votes, sub. Fire en-
fall back, load up en- fire ergin"
''Did it all, did your"
tNo, sub. Oh, no. sub! Some er de
res er dem got in vote wen wuz Arrest
in or myselfn' Atlanta Constitution.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-01-14

Anarchist The land should DO as free
as the water.
Goldby-Perhaps But would you use
itany more than you do the waterg Truth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-01-14

Uncle Simon, what is phenomenon?
A phenomenon is a man who gets 50
rich that he won't accept pass on the
railroad,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-01-14

William. suppose the old Morse tower
at Newport is the most interesting ruin
therei
Madge. Oh, no, it isn't. You ought to
be there in the summer and see few of
those dear old counts and barons.
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Needed In the business.

Needed In the Business.
"He's prizefghter, I understand. "
Eyes
"A good one?''
swell, that depends. He's all right If
he has good dictionary handy. Other
wise he's apt to slip up on a word now and
then. ''--Chicago Post.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-01-14

BALD BEADS, see Danderine, the
most wonderful discovery Of modern
times. For sale at Fischer & Co.'S. Phar-
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-01-14

For pain in the chest a piece of fan.
mel dampened with Chamberlain's Pain
Balm and bound on over the seat of the
pain, and another on the back between
the shoulders, will afford prompt relief.
This is especially valuable in cases where
the pain is caused by cold and there is
tendency toward pneumonia. For sale
BY all druggists.
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Illustrated
Special Edition
New Mexican

Now on sale. becdrs q
copy and send il TO your
friend at the esst. Price 10
cents; ready for mailing II
cents.
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POSTOFFICE
SANTA FE, N. NJ.
Arrival and Departure Of Mails.
M aiIs Arrive.
SANTA FEE, N. NJ.

Mails Arrive.
Mails over A., 7. & S. +. from all directions
daily at l 80 a. IN.
Mails over A., 7. & s. +. from points east OF
La Junta, Monday and Friday at 10:45 Q. M
From Denver and all points south OF Den
YER via ID. 4 r.. G. at AS p. m.
Mails Depart.
For all directions over A., 7. 4 $. y. daily
mail closes at 8 80 p. m.
For points on d. 4 X. G. mail closes at 1913
Il. m.
and Saturdays mail closes at 10:45 q. m.
OFFICE HOURS: 500 q. IN. to $500 p. m.
General delivery open Sundays from 3 100 a.
nj. to 600 a. m.
r. r. GABLE. Postmaster.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-01-14

One lesson, nature let me learn Of thee,
One lesson which in every wind Is blown,
One lesson Of two duties kept at one,
Though the loud world proclaim their enmity,
OF toll unsevered from tranquility;
OF labor, that in lasting fruit outgrows
Far noisier schemes accomplished in repose,
Too great for haste, too high for rivalry.
Yes, while on earth thousand discords ring,
Mans ssnseless uproar mingling with his toll,
Still do thy quiet ministers move on,
Their glorious task In silence perfecting,
Still working, blaming still our vain turmoil,
Laborers that shall not fail when man is gone
--Matthew Arnold.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-01-14

Pat, said Tommy to the gardener, what
is nothingf
There amt any such thing as nothin',
replied Pat, becase, whin ye find nothin'
and come to look at it there amt nothin'
there.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-01-14

Grafton, the two ear-old filley by
Galopin-Maid Mariad for which the late
Baron Hirsch paid $17,506 as yearling,
has been shipped from Newmarket to
Australia. At the sale of the late Hirsch
stable, which followed the death of the
proprietor, Grafton was sold for $2,620.
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reading.
Edith. know; but l thought he meant
it wasn't fit to read.
AM Old settler.
When the rheumatism first preempts
certain tracts of your anatomy it may
be ousted easily, but when it becomes an
old settler it is pretty hard to bulge.
Remember this when You experience the
first twinges of this obstinate and agoniz-
ing disease, and attack it with Hostetter's
Stomach Bitters. It will then make
tracks," and possibly leave you unmolest-
and in peaceable possession OF your own
comfort in the future. Peril always at
tend rheumatism, if it become chronic,
on account of its tendency to attack the
heart. Usually it is complicated with
kidney trouble. Certain it is that the
kidneys, when aroused by the Bitters,
will eliminate impurities which give rise |
to rheumatism and dropsy. In Indictment
or wet conditions of the weather, the Bit
tiers, taken in advance, will often avert
rheumatic trouble. Use this genial family
medicine for dyspepsia, biliousness, head
ache and constipation.
Grafton, the -year-old filley by
Galopin-Maid Mariad for which the late
Baron Hirsch paid $17,506 as yearling,
has been shipped from Newmarket to
Australia. At the sale of the late Hirsch
stable, which followed the death of the
proprietor, Grafton was sold for $500.
Not few who read what Mr.. Robert
Rowls, of Holland, Va, has to say below,
xpsn hal
under like circumstances: "Last winter
! had la grippe which left me in low
state of health. 1 tried numerous rem
edies, none of which did me any good,
until was induced to try bottle of
chamberlain's Cough Remedy. The first
bottle of it 80 far relieved me that I was
enabled to attend to my work, and the
second bottle effected cure" For sale
at Is and so cents per bottle by ALL
druggists.
Pat, said Tommy to the gardener, what
is nothingf
There amt any such thing as nothin',
replied Pat, becase, whin ye find nothin'
and come to look at it there amt nothin'
there.
Many merchants are we'll aware that
their customers are their best friends and
take pleasure in supplying them with the
best goods obtalnable. AS an instance
we mention Perry & Cameron, prominent
druggists of Flushing, Mich. They say:
"We have no hesitation ia recommending |
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy to our Gus
TONERS, as it is the best cough medicine
we have ever sold, and always gives sat
isfaction." For sale at Is and so cents
per bottle by all druggists.
I, he said, proudly, am the author of
Beautiful Snow.
Their looks spoke volumes.
What, they cried; did you mean by
writing such slush?
However, on reflection, he did not,
after all, appear to be entirely inappro-
PIRATE.
For pain in the chest piece of fan
mel dampened with Chamberlain's Pain
Balm and bound on over the seat of the
pain, and another on the back between
the shoulders, will afford prompt relief.
This is especially valuable in cases where
the pain is caused by a cold and there is |
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-01-14

What fact within Is evidence Of life2
How can know that death leads not TO night
Amid the shadows dread shrouding our sight
What do ind to silence sin and strifes
On every infants brow behold the print
Left az Creators zeal, by hand divine,
In each souls being stamped indelibly.
Though sin dsfaced-bears still the heavenly
mint
lmass Or Godl 10. read the wondrous Egn
Which dsstinss man 10 Immortality +
Gail Hafniltons
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1, he said, proudly, am the author of
Beautiful Snow.
Their looks spoke volumes.
What, they cried; did you mean by
writing such sushY
However, on reflection, he did not,
after all, appear to be entirely inappro-
PIRATE.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1897-08-21

The japanese are noted for their
metal work, and efforts have been
made to discover the secret of the alloys
Of which much of their finest work is
made The following is therefore inter-
esting, the secret having been diyulged
by Worlmen who are familiar with such
alloys. The "shadko" is an alloy Of
copper and from one to ten per cent. Of
gold, the object being placed in a NOR
dant of sulphur, of copper, alum and
yerdigris until they have assumed the
coppered or bue-black hue of sword
Eheaths and decorative articles. An
other of these is 'gni-shi-bu-ichi," a
copper alloy with 80 or 50 per cent. of
silver of the well-known gray color
What is called "mdkume" is a com
pound Of several alloys. About 20
plates of fois of gold, shadko, copper,
silver and the last mentioned alloy are
soldered together holes are made, the
plate hammered out, and put in the
mordant. The finest japanese brass
"suichu" consists often parts cope.
and five of zinc, and Of bell metals tn,
"karakane" is made of ten parts Of
copper, four of tin. one-half iron. one
and one-half zine. the copper being
melted first, and the other metals added
in the above order-N. Y. Ledger.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1897-08-21

The work of strengthening the track and
reducing the grade at Tabbs Station on az tlie
second division of the Baltimore ONO
railroad was recently completed, and the
first train to use the new line was No. ], the
New York and st. Louis flyer; "A heavy
grade and three bad curves have been elm
mated by this work. A mile east, at Meyers
Hole, similar improvement has also been
completed after months of work; Several
reverse curves and a nasty and dangerous
dip are done away with at this point Near
Myers Hole, at Tablers, the alignment of the
track is being materially changed, and as IN
the other two improvements, bad grades
and sharp, annoying curves are being re-
moved. This part Of the work will be done
in sixty days and then a series OF very dan
gerous places will have been entirely re-
moved. This work in its entirety means the
hauling of several additional cars in each
freight train, besides reducing the danger
of derailments to almost nothing. Hhe sec
ond division, running from Cumberland to
Brunswick, will soon be in firstclass con.
dition and more cheaply operated than
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1897-08-21

"Porson," said the dying man do you
helieve in deathbed confessionY
"Inder certain circumstance" said the
reverend gentleman.
passenger on the Great Consolidated Street
railway"
yes, 60 on"
"Oh, hate to tell it,"
"Go on" ,,,.
"And one day in a moment Of vicious IN
sanity, beat them out OF a nickel iare'
He sank back exhausted. m.
comfort you. Can you hear me-"
Eyes, yes"
"You needn't feel 50 worried about beat
ing that gang of robbers out of a patry
nickel beat EN- every chance get
And the dying man passed away with
peaceful ile.-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1897-08-21
In the Grnneyine swing.

"After that says Billy George with
an able-bodied twinkle in his eye, 81
/ didn't have a blame thing to do but
hang around and let them town girls
ride their own wheel and have theig own
fun. Dadbiame 'em, | knowed their
time was comm.
First thing after dinner we went Off
down on the creek to the grapevine
swing under that big beech tree One
of the girls lowed she had read some
thin in a book oncst upon a time about
swingin in grapevine swing and she
was most crazy to see how it would feel
The other one was more than willin
proyidin l would swing with em and
the vine was plenty strong TO hold up
with three, Now as for me IN on my
Sundayest clothes, and didr#$ave no
wild romantic notions about how il
would feel to be swingin in a grapevine
swing back and forth across the widest
place in the creek. | was pluperfectly
satisfied that somethin would come to
pass with them two town girls before
the sun went down with bobtail flush
behind the western hills, and l lowed
their time was comm now presently.
But nothin else would do, and ruther
than bust up the show and Spite the fun,
I went on across with the girls. BY this
time l reckon they have got slight
idea that swingin in a grapevine swing
amt what ituse to be. We swung across
back and forth two or three times with
smooth and steady swish, and then
the cd swing broke and we all went
down into the creek with a mighty
swash.
"Now, if you remember, Uncle Rufe,
there is a plum nest Of grapevines and
bamboo briars along the banks of that
creek. We didn't get drowned cause
the water want deep enough for that
but Of all the scramblin and screamin
and splashin and huggin you ever saw
or heard tell of or read about, me and
them two town girls we had it then and
there.
"And when finally at last we come
forth and got out on safe ground oncst
more they want SC tremendous much
prettier than me. and I had on Jest
about as many clothes as they did. bod |
blame EN-, I knowed their time was
comm somewheres along the line and
was willin TO go down With EN- if had |
to come that way.
"What next? Well, them two town |
girls took their blamed old wheel and |
went on back home, whilst lett the |
dear, delightful old grapevine swing |
foatin down the creek and went on my |
way rejoicin.
"You can tell all you know about |
how rid the wheel You can tell all !
you know about me ard the girls and
the grapevine swing. But I would
ruthsr you cont say nothln about the
other boy that had took my pocket
knife and clum up in The big beech tree
% turn things loose in the due fullnesy
II time Tho other boy was my side
partner. Brit Walton, and love Brit
Ike Q brother, ! Ja."
HgFp5 sAEDaIN
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1897-08-21
SIZE WANTED SNAKES
The Regulation KIND That Are seen
in DeIirium Tremens'

"Do YOU keep smallest she asked, as she
peercd through her glasses at the parrots
and Guinea PIGS in the bird store
~ have a Gila monster and somp ohalne-
Icons" said the bird man. ~,
81 don't think they would answer hop
see what ! want is regular snake, one oil
The long field kind that are not poisonous,
/ may as well tell you that my husband mas
taken TO drinking and | want the snake %
III / were you, said the man, I'D wait
and it he keeps ON drinking he'll see snakes
no, he won't and be wouldn't care If he
did ii they weren't real But II he secs a
live snake he'll quit, and I'm going to try II
on. Couldn't you get me someF
"Yes'm, | can fill an order II you ca,,
around tomorrow you can get the snakes,
and the man took down the address OF his
customer
"Its test case" he said, as the woman
went ont. "and feel sort OF curious to know
how it viii turn out My idea is that the
husband will he so mad when he finds the
snakes in his boots that he'll 60 out and get
drunk as a billed owl, but maybe II will
work the other wayne II hope it will.
Then he sent his boy out to hunt for
snakes in the hedges and bitches OF the prai'
ric.-Chicago limeslerald.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1897-08-21

They were riding on the rear seat of a
Colamar car and were strangers to each
other. One OF them was short and stout;
the other was a man OF medium size, to
whom everything along the route seemed to
be new.
As they were passing along near the car
barns the medium-szed man looked up at
the fine residence upon the bluff and said;
DO you know who lives in chat large
house zip there, with the big veranda"
That big brown house" the other re-
turned
yes"
You mean the one with the porch run
ming clear around it,
Yes; do you know who lives there?'
''The third one from the end of the row."
THAT it,
= mean the third from the westerly end
Of the row.
"Nes; that's the one mean"
That one with the green awnings"
eyes"
Lets see Blamed if know who lives
there"
The medum.sized man said no more, but
he looked as if he wanted to tight.-Cleye
land Ipl6pr
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1897-08-21

whats the matter?" demanded the
justice, as the struggling man was sud
denly dragged before him.
Your honor" explained the bailiF,
"this man had been sitting over on the
corner for half an hour swearing like a
pirate, so that everyone in the vicinity
could hear him
"a clear violation of the laws Of God. %
said the prosecuting attorney, impress.
lively.
Worse than that!" exclaimed the
justice. ITS contempt of COURT
Chicago Post.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1897-08-21


When Billy George bogln come ny our
house on Saturday evenin before the
last third Sunday on his return PACK
home from a big picnic they had mat
day over at Iankerslys station /
couldn't help from teelln sorry Tor the
boy slap down to the bottom oil my
heart
The few remalnin eIotheS when
Billy George had on, the shape ana
color Of his hamely countenance' ana a
badly left and lonesome look IN ms
! eye give him all the general outward
! experiments Of young man VINO hau
swum the shaggy fork Of SAT- creek
where the water was ragin h'sh ana
muddy.
where have you BEEN Billy
George said ]; where have you
been, charmin Billy
about and about says Billy GEORGE
But | could see that had the boy
where the hair was short and the
ground slick, and | wouldn't turn loose
til he opened up and told me the story
And from the way he told II reckon no
doubts he had been about ana ABOUT
lie had likewise also been over u
IankersIy's station to that plchlc' anu
II there was any plckln 10 speak oil 'ha'
day he had furnished ms snare OF the
feathers, lie had got IN amongst inc
ribbons and the Calico ana alIer 'haH
to let him tell H. he had most ieioulouS
and smashin big time with some Oh the
female generation
There was Two Town sirls come down
TO the station ana tenucu lhe Plchle'
says Billy George--WhIeh l mad my
private opinions rlSht 'hen 'ouelii' 'n'
great gobs OF Jun the boy hau ll'a' Jay
AND Ietme ten you uncie IA NUS 'ngS |
was pritty as red shoes ana pIue STOCK
Insult hot stun ana a heap Oh H.
you must recoIIect never nave TOOK
my stand ana mace my maj restln pace
around I'D the caHco corner out Wnen
them two town girls come ana plcNcu
me out Tor a native born lulot ana Pu'
IN to nave some run 'hey couluh see
the Snags ahead' lheS haa Ihelr Iuu'
reckon but hadn Went on ho"here'
and got my snare whist the Sno" was
Foln on.
one OF them girls haa Ie'cheu
wheel as she caled H. ana nolnlh Wouiu
do' but must rlue'.'he oialne 'nlhs
J toId her had ria most ahSthll iS from
a buchln mule to Iong-horn steer ana
would 40 my ie'ei durnaest 10 rue
anything that anybody else had ever rio
In the main time had saw the CIR.
mount her wheel ana go sPlhhln ana
llIln around inc PIcnlc GROUNDS as
smooth ana easy as 1allh OH OF WEI
log-Whlch l Hdn II nave no Delter sense
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1897-08-21


l,'a' I'snt / went 10 pea ana went
u" ''e'p No"oeIlh "hat IN the thundei-
t'l"'.S '.o"'o 90 Win lnat stray Amer
le"u boy IIoI" ueoiBl. Accordln TO the
H0'l Su''S lHe e'lrln nau already been
ITI'e'''s"gI co ,'SIueFa BE right around
mere ana so iur as l knew nobody
'.'''' u I"I you 'le mutt Piicatlon table
lo' ntfnI up any cradles to speak Of
.'''' II ''' slAla Oh lnaI lhe boys mad put
'' 10 comm a1LoSs me me rom ueorgy'
ANU comm 10 S'"S' uIuh I know Tor
~ ,o.' ".'1ie tue uSI "ou4u stop
''"' any now, ! put lile ueorgy
GUY All '"e sHsu room lhat
va l'S' VI 'He OoSS, ny
l"s ..is' eI'eN ol Jay next morhIn he
'o 'P '"u aDo",'. NHeh 1 got our 10
''' '0' ne lI'u lea inc horses ana tend
W. inc '"GN' "IeH l got 10 the
'.''l,.'l ne nau cut up stove wood
'..-" w -as. 1--WE oa9 = HHeh start
4. 10 ,Ne spring J met him comm up
LII '''' Ie D"gAets VI wafer
q" I"I" anu 'Ne 'iIIIH one on
W.. '.S'.,'' -'.' 'l-eu "ngH lno'her Went
~ 'i'e ~" PEN DlesS heavens II
l van, l'''l'''li mere 4" tHe Dars with
,. .g van ols ~ ms laIe READY Waltn
", " eng iL1 10 turn or anolher Joo'
g. '',' "v". ,i'Iougn my heaa
~ 9'''el i'- "I 'Il"l | "oulu rae over
,,' ''','' WI I'''I'''l oIu 'ne next
IL MS "O"IoH take lhe
.,.s oo1 ~ ms ms, mouse ana make
20 'o' lin. =. ,''' NJ ~. man Jerry uldn
1'' w. O'9 u ms own so lur as any
'o' NOV ',' anu l io,eu II Ilought
,... ', '.'..' ~ i-Li ou' ms H"nu win the
49, s'lIHE'eI rom 'eoCey' But be
I'' = ~ '''i>''.St lIldl lloruln' seem what
J. .',u .a"' says J. 70 myself says l.:
a.. L.'','e man your name mought be
,,1.soU' OF I' nought De Smlth-it
l-og-nt re mat you come from Georgy,
y-,, i'l..'.oo' i1 n or or HaDOersham or
y l 49, r. Hut y De essentially
CARDS to one tbipp|Tou have ave- come ON re to
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1897-08-21

"And you say" said the Sympathetic Per.
son, looking down from the elevation of the
doorstep upon the latest applicant for sub
urban charity that you have honestly
done your best to find employment"
81 have, madam"
"You have a regular vocation?"
81 was formerly an expressman."
In what city,"
"In Boston"
Out, surely at this season of the year
you ought to find work enough as an ex-
pressman in a large city like Boston"
Madam, You do not know Boston. You
have heard of the Bacchante? Yes? Then
it is only necessary to tell you that | am one
of the eXpressmen who carried her to the
station"
''But / do not see"
"Ihe fact became generally known,
madam From that moment ! have ceased
to be respectable. There is no one in Bos
ton who will now employ me"-Boston
Budget.