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The Butler weekly times., 1897-10-14
HENRY GEORGE ACCEPTS.
Runs for Mayor Of Greater New York on the
Chicago Platform.

nuns Iof mayor OF orsa'er ne" Io'K OF Inc
Chicago Platform.
New York, Oct. G.-Henry George
accepted the nomination for Mayor
of greater New York at Cooper
Union last night 1t was in the same
hall and before many Of the same
people that he accepted the nomioa-
ton eleven years ago, when be
received 6S,0O0 votes.
1t was the create st oatpouiing OF
the people seen III this city during
the present campaign. Hundreds
were turned away during the next
fifteen minutes. and by s o'clock
several thousands unable to gain al
mis- sion assembled outside aud he'd
open air meetings III the plaza, which
were addiessed by several local
speakers Henry G~o'ge's appear
aDce before the meeting was the
signal for an outburst of cheering
that lasted ihr. G minutes The sec
retary then read the following plat
form, which was adopted.
The platform reaffirms adhere nee
to the creed of de mpcracy set forth
in the platform adopted by the
national convention Of tho demo-
cratic party in Chicago, July 8, 1896,
which d, clares our allegiance to the
principles enunciated in that docn
ment. pronounclng them the formal
expression Of tn. spirit Of rue
democracy. and we point in corrob
Grafton of this belief to the fact that
the mere promulgation of the doc
trines drove from the democratic
party tbO.e who, for corrupt, mer-
cenary or ambitious ends, had str,yen
to make it q menace to the rig hts
and liberties of the people, rather
than the defender" The platform
sends greetings TO the gallant lead
or Of the democratic party, William
Jennings Bryan"
In accepting Mr.. George said
"Fellow Democrats, men who voted
last year for William Jennings Bryan
I accept your nomination. From
now until election closes, I am yours.
Aye, and after election. am dsm
ocrat. (Thunderous applause, and
cries of "Not of the Hill stripe y
II can not divide into parts the
questions which I, as citizen, have
to deal with For the same reasons
that l oppose this monstrous tariff
in all its forms, for the same reason
that l would vote wherever could
for the utter abolition of that ia, if.
for that same reason, I am opposed
to the interference with individual
liberty, which you see here in New
York. I am a democrat in the Jeffer-
sonian sense. Because the Chicago
platform represented the idea OF
giving the great common people
what belongs to tht m, stood for it,
voted for it. and was sorrler than
was ever before when it was defeat
ed" Mr.. George spoke for twenty
five minutes
The Butler weekly times., 1897-10-14

AiEs. Hamilton. C@ro5ridge, llss., sass
had ti1e rheumatism g BAD coall5 rr-
raise ny hana 80 nv head. ltaglara.e
Snow lfHinsent has ertireIy cured me. !
tai pleasure in informing my neighoo4s
and friends what i has done Tor me.
Chas Hanley, clerk ter Lay & LYMAN.
hesFanee H., advises Us that Snow L;r
ement cured him OF rheumatism. Whr
not try it. Il will surely do you good.
II viii cure ali inaamation wounds, sore
cuts, sprains etc. Sold bv II. L.Tucs.r
The Butler weekly times., 1897-10-14

A stomachfui OF uudigested food
is about as unhealthy mass as one
can well imagine.
What eau be done with il?
There it STAYS. 1t won't. digest
Il churns up. fermeuts and decay $:
b comes poison US tss all putrii
matter does) aud causes great pain
and deep-seated disorders
In order TO change ali this, take
Shaker Digestive Cordial,
Il stops fermentation ani decay
- once. 50 tha. no more poisons are
created
II clsars the stomach # po:sons
al:ea5y there L. helps il to turn
The faoi 1Cas C-saasas, iat1 hea}shful
ucur;stmanF, I. s1recssaees tla
stomach for the next meal.
Here is the whole philosophy sn3
cure Of Indigestion in g few words.
Aud what's more, It's ali true. Trv
it,
Shaker Digestive Cordial is for
sale by druggists, price 10 cents to
81 bottle.
The Butler weekly times., 1897-10-14
Uacir sam off nd- h. OHeeB.

Uaci- Sam off nd- The QHeeB.
London. Oct VANITY Fair to-
dav SAYS: The Queen Enpress was
very much greived ar the attitude
of the Uoited States eighteen months
ago and 1t is an open secret that her
majesty who has made close study
of the American people, holds al
most p-ssimistic views in regard TO
the stability aud future of the re
public The Queens long conver-
sa,ion with SIR Wil'rid Laurier when
that statesman was in England,
would make most interest sting read.
ing
The Butler weekly times., 1897-10-14
Kansas City Times.
The Only Metropolitan Free
Silver Paper in Missouri
and the West.
DAILY 81 4 YEAR,
TWICE A-VEES TINES 500 A YEAR,

Fearless, Democratic, Absolutely and
Unalterably in Favor of Free Sill
yer, 1t Is the One and the Only
One Metropolitan Daily Support
ing the Cause of Free Silver and
the Chicago PIatform-It Stands
at All Times for the Interests of
the People and the West and
Against Trust Domination, Po-
liticai Corruption, Gang Rule,
Combines and Wall Street Shy
locks.
The Butler weekly times., 1897-10-14
Is Your Tongue

Coated, your throat dry, your eyes
dull and inflamed and do you feel mean
generally when you get up in the morn
ing. Your liver and kidney are not
doing their work. Why don't you take
Parks Sure cure. If it does not make
you feel better it costs YOU nothing
Sold ey II. Tucke,
The Butler weekly times., 1897-10-14

After uslog a 10 cent trial size OF
Elys Cream Balm YOU will bs sure
to buy the so cent size. Cream Balm
has no equal in curing catatrh and
c"id IN the head Ask your drug
gis, for it or send 10 cents to Us.
Ely Bros 56 Warren S.. n. Y, City
| suffered from c4tarrh three
years: it got so bad / culd not
work: used two bottles of Elv'4
Cream Balm and am entirely wpE': I
would not he without 1t "A G.
Clarke, 341 Sh4wmus Ave, Boston.
The Butler weekly times., 1897-10-14
Canadian Masons Are Split in Two.

CaHdutdn Has0HS RTe SpElt IN TWO,
Montreal. Oct. Ga great schism
is threatened among the Masons of
Canada. A new lodge has beeL
started. composed of French and
Italians. under a charter Of the
G-apd Orient Of France. which does
not helieve in The Bible. Other
lodges disowu them and have writ
ten TO the Prince cf Wales fer
instructions.
The Butler weekly times., 1897-10-14
& c. Pittsburg & Gulf Time Table

X c. Plttsburs & Gulf Time Table
Arrival and departure Of trains at worlsna.
SeErn EoCSa.
No Freight daily except Sunday Is;lup. m.
40 Sat le;to D m.
Nc. Freight. daily except Sunday a:s0p m
No. Port Arthur Express, daily SIS a. m
sopTu BOUND.
No Express daily -. 49,. s:slp m
No Freight daily except Sunday l;eoa M.
40 e:ssp m
No ,eersisht, daily expect sunday. Il p M.
Remember this Is the popular short line be-.
tween Kansas City Mo and fi'tsbure Kan
Joplin. Mo Seosho, Mo Sulphur Springs
ArA Sloan Springs, Ark , an the direct
quite from the south TO ST Louis Chicago
and points Borth ana northeas, and 10 Denver
Ogden. San Francisco. Portland and points
west and northwest No expense has hesn
spared 10 make the passenger equipment OF
this line second to none in the west Travel
SaS the new line. III T. OgR
Genh Pass. Agt.. kansa as City, No.
The Butler weekly times., 1897-10-14

III he'd ms way, said Il GcEjn-
ley Eao 0 This neisdborhoo3. the
ctae- 3a~. 1 weu'd load los O.
cannon with YitIiol ana blow i into
these Bryan meetings that ara stir,
Ing up discomfort" And tie laws Of
this country permit such fools as
this one to go at large, prating of
anarchists sts,-Common Cause, Cincin.
matt. 0.
The Butler weekly times., 1897-10-14

The drouth IS so severe n Spriue
field hat several people there are
Offering 10 trade MIX Eor water.
The Butler weekly times., 1897-10-14
NJ ic, @. F.. a S ttiem.nt

M ic, O. f., a S tt.em-ut
Notice is hereby given to all creditors. and all
tor with will annexed of said estate. intend TO
make final settlement thereof. at the next term
of the Bates County Probate Court in Bates
County, State OF Missouri, to be held at
Butler commencing on the sth dav of Novem-
ber 1887 W. NJ CAMPBELL
At Administrator
The Butler weekly times., 1897-10-14
It Hits the SPOT.

When suffering from severe cold and your
throat and lungs feel sore, take dose of
Foley'S Honey and Tar. when
the soreness will be - at oCce relieved
warm grateful - tfeelng and heal.
ing of the parts af- -! fecsed will be ex-
perieuced and you will say: it feels SO good
IT HITS THE SPOT" II is guaranteed At
J \. Trimble's drug store
The Butler weekly times., 1897-10-14
A Short Sad Story.

Neglect
1Pnenmopia.
Grief
Had Fo1ey's Honey and Tar been used, this
would have had happier ending
Evening star., 1897-01-08
When DeIxado Wa. T.k.,


Havana special to the New York Mail
and Express says: The escape from in
slant death Of Harry Delgado, the Mail
and Express correspondent, was little short
OF marvellous. 1t was learned here yester-
day that he has undergone an operation in
the San Ambrosia Hospital. and that it
will be determined at the end of nine days
whether he Is likely to live or die Del
gado's vitality was much reduced by his
experiences. He lay for ten weeks in
thatched hut without medical atten-
tion. When his hiding place was discovered
he was SO weak that .he could scarcely
move. He had no arms and no ammuni-
tion. The commander Of the squad was
about to dispatch him with a machete,
after asking him his name. One of the
Spanish soldiers remembered that there
was a reward of 100000 pesetas for the
capture of Ricardo Delgado or Perido Del
gado; suspected Of being filibustering agents
in Florida. They believed Henry Delgado
to be one of these two, and carried him
off to Havana, where they expected to see
him shot after having received the blood
money
Evening star., 1897-01-08
FOREIGN POSTAL SERVICE

Be sesa z 81 oseTesssd 2. Change.
FOREIGN MAILS for the week ending January
1887. close I IP,o@P.K At .n,s once I: follows:
EEsTSSD: - IfSkx s$AIS. rSkrGaAE; s fgsks7.
Isns parts Of Europe must be directed .Psr La Nor
Aurania', from New York, via Queenstown. lc) At
1885 Pm for GENOA. per SIS. Kaiser Wilhelm
Kaiser K, Wilhelm II. (eIAt 1856 PM for METH
EKLANDS direct, per s.s. Obdam, from New York.
obdam 9 At iess P.M. us for scoTIsS1 C ssf direct
PCT ss. Fnrnessia from New York, via Glasgow:
1885 I'M for NORWAY direct, per SIS Island.
from rom New York Letters must be directed Per
PRINTED MATTER, ETC.-The German steam
ers selling from New York on Tuesdays, Thursdays
MANY ana Rrned t;1i stc f0p stfer
etc; for other parts Of Europe.
ter or sPssay
sailing on sHS NsH Sos and ensh s
dor an countries for which they are advertised to
MAILS FOR SOUTH AND CENTRAL AMERICA.
,,,, WEST INDIES, ETC.
FhlDAn-!c)At 1O:55 Pm. for BERMUDA, per
for JAMAICA. 'tC cARTMAGESA Tsn & and A sAvAS1LLA:
RsT Rc s-s Athos, from New York Letters fer COSTA M
EM sor cAMfEchE cHiAfAs. rssAs6o ss eS and
99uGATAN. 9t,taLI per SIS orisabs; from New YORK
1fsfa sa ans 1Gss DsS . sn Prince sss
of .Sf2 Efx hesf tHS Sa6.
bRirIsH and DUTCH GGfNA must be directed
NEWFOUNDLAND. per SIS. Portia. from New
Ter SIS. Habana. from New York Letters for other
Gf MEXICO must be directed
~.
and therce via steamer close at this once daily
Mails for ~ MioUELoN, " rail to Boston and
tfence via steamer, close here daily at $40 Pm.
,s Mails fnsr for CUBA close here daily at soo PM
s om va Fort Tnmns iT a Mondays ana
fl MEXGo sg se
and PRoGREsso. Which VIII be heH hed from The
overland dispatch after 7:1O AN Wednesday, for
d. patch BY steamers sailing from New York. as
Mails for CHINA and JAPAN, per r S. Tacoma,
from from. Tacoma close here daily up to $50 PM,
Mali Mails for CHINA; JAPAN and HAWAII. per SIS.
Nails for HAWAII, per S. Australia, from san
Francisco. close here daily up to $50 PM JAN
Mails for CHINA and JAPAN. specially addressed
ee here per s sy np ss q fOm m
Malls for the s1cETY 1sLaSDs Dssnfs pef ship ta City
OF Papeit1. from San Francisco. close here daily
up to $50 PM. January 25. tl}
TRANSPACIF1C NAILS forwarded to the
pert Of sailing daily, and the schedule Of closing
is arranged the presumption of their uninterrupt
ed overland transit.
@O Registered mail closes at 1000 AN. same
day. '
%, REGISTERED mail closes at 100 PM same day.
tc, Registered mail closes at 500 Pm same day
Id Registered mail closes at 600 PM preyions
day. '- p'e' ''"'
te) Registered mail closes at 100 Pm. TUESDAYS
and Saturdays. ''
ja2 JAMES P. wnI.rTT Postmaster.
Evening star., 1897-01-08
PAYING OUT TREASURY NOTES.

Result Of the Heavy Government Dis
bursements.
According to the New York Evening Post,
the disbursements Of the United States
treasury this month have made such in
roads on the supply Of "greenbacks' Omitted
States legal tender notes. on hand that the
government has been compelled to resume
paying out treasury notes at all the SUBJ
treasures, and it is likely that it's supply of
that form of money will still further de-
crease.
For some months past the government,
pursuant to the policy suggested by Assist
ant United States Treasurer Conrad N.
Jordan, did not pay out any treasury notes
that it could avoid, thereby tending to
diminish the withdrawals Of gold, because
treasury notes are redeemable in gold at
any Of the subtreasuries. while the United
States notes Comm only called greenbacks)
are redeemable In gold only at the SUBJ
treasures in New York city and San Fran
cisco.
According to W. L. Muhleman, deputy
assistant United States treasurer in New
York, the government as a result of the
policy CT not paying out treasury notes sue
ceeded last year in accommodating in the
treasury about $40 OO0. 600 of the $12S, 900 600
treasury notes outstanding. The increase
in the gold reserve on the other hand tend
ed to decrease the amount of United
States notes (greenbacks) on hand, and that
OF the growing deficit in the revenue re-
Quired to meet .he increasing disburse-
n ents. The deficit this month is expected
to be at least $15.OOOOOO, which will still
further deplete the governments stock of
greenbacks.
Already since January 1 the New York
subtreasury has lost s9,0OO,0 600 on balance a.:
the clearing house. That loss, though will
be Offset slightly by gains from the banks
over the counter for various accounts; but
the treasury payments for interest alone
this week will aggregate about 5000, 900
Thus the decrease in the United States le-
gal tender notes on hand has made it nee
essary for the government to pay out treas
ury notes; but as there is no demand for
gold now the reason for retaining as many
OF. them as possible in the treasury no
longer exists
An interesting feature in the situation.
though Is that while the treasury is pay
Ing out millions of dollars of notes that are
redeemable again by the government IN
gold the treasury Is receiving only silver
(certifcates) in payment Of customs duties
In other words. while discharging it's own
obligations In gold. the government Is COM
PEELED to receive, and is receiving, only sill
yer for customs duties. taxes. etc.
Evening star., 1897-01-08
POINTED LETTER.
A PEEP INTO SOME BUSINESS CORRESPOND
ENCE


In reply to q letter from a minister in New Jersey
who. had inquired regarding some nourishing and
healthful drink that would take the place of coffee
for those who had been injured by coffee drinking.
the following statements were made: "Our Postum
coffee is food drink which looks like the finest
Mocha coffee and has the fragrant aroma. It
creams up with the golden brown color Of old Java,
and really seems to the coffee drinker q veritable
cup Of the much loved beverage, but 1t is made
wholly and entirely Of grains, and is decidedly
fnttening and nourishing. The stomach troubles
and bowel and liver complaints disappear under its
use, for the reason that the real coffee, which
tains the same poisonous alknloids strychnine,
tobacco. whisky and morphine, has been dismissed
and pure food in a liquid form taken in its place.
Postum is shipped to physicians, and by order Of
physicians, to various parts Of the country; pack
age containing enough for 80 cups is sent for 25
cents postpaid: IL packages by express. prepaid,
$3.50.
1t Is used by the children and their parents
freely with good results. 1t Is highly recommended
by the medical profession and othezo, but We take
the position that a preparation that is made Of
natures pure grains alone needs no human indorre-
ment. It has Its health certificate from a higher
source. Very respectfully, Postum Cereal Co.,
Linn, Battle Greek, Mich''
There Is but one genuine original Postum Cereal
coffee, with a multitude Of limitations offered as
Just good"
Evening star., 1897-01-08
DR.. SHADES
Chlorfdum Discovery for Coasump-
tfon Administered at Reduced
Rates, SO Per Month.
All Applicants for Treatment before
the 18th Of January, 1897. VIII Re,
ceise Treatment at the Reduced
Price Of SO a Month
Untfl Cured.

DR. Shades chloridum discovery for cousumpt,on
Is conceded TO have cured q larger percentage of
iung' catarrhal and bronchial diseases than
all other Treatments combined.
Dr. Shade has been permanently located in Wash
ingt IN for five years
Interview few permanent cures the rcsul, or
Dr. Shades chloridum discovery for copsnmn,,on.
heference-Dr. Patterson, 81 Il St ne: Dr Nc
MIN - 9th ST. Sc; Miss lillian Hunt. iiOi 18Th
-. NV; MIS- Bender, l2s2 9Th st. NV: Mrs Hol-
land. 60i 9th ST. ne; Mrs Hughes ..o 81, =.
s.w; W. Sanford Brown. PAS X ST NV.
write or call for booklet. Symptom blank. &.
Tor those desiring home treatment Cop,n,rt.'
non Tree 1872 l4th ST. DR.. Shade in charge.
Evening star., 1897-01-08
Bust of Melville Unveiled

bronze bust of Commodore George W.
Melvihe. chief of the bureau of steam en-
gineering Of the United States navy, was
unveiled Wednesday in Grammar School No.
.. al Hudson and Grove streets. Phila-
delphia. Mr.. Melville attended this
school from the time he began mis- edu-
cation in the primary department until he
was graduated in 1919 The bust Is 1he
gift of friends of Commodore Melville and
members OF the Pennsylvania Commandery
of the Military Order Of the LOYAL Legion
Evening star., 1897-01-08
Votes Counted for Mr.. p,att.

According to the count kept at New York
republican state headquarters the members
of the legislature who have made known
their purpose to support ex-senator Platt
for United States senator number seventy
nine-a considerable majority Of the repub-
Hcan caucus.
Evening star., 1897-01-08

Of his own faction want to checkmate him.
Their moves at present are made in secret.
After they have fittingly celebrated the
glorious victory of Andrew jackson they
may disclose their purposes. They will find
Altgeld ready for them.
Evening star., 1897-01-08
COUNTRY REAL ESTATE.

WANTED-TO RENT OR BUY SMALL, M
proved home In the country; convenient to car
line near the city. Address W. ", Star office.
ja7-3ts
FOR RENT-A FINE TRUCK FARM OF ABOUT
so acres in the District; macadamized road: is
Will in "A miles OF Center market; 7room dwell
Ing barn and all necessary Outbuildines; 3 nice
young orchards; fertile ground; good neighbor-
hood; rent moderate to good tenant.
D: d. STONE 4 SONS. S04 & SO8 f st. nw
ta5-St
Evening star., 1897-01-08

Mrs. Mnrkward Wants a Divorce.
Amelia Markward has applied for d.
vcrce from George c. Markward, alleging
cruel treatment.
Evening star., 1897-01-08
FOR EXCHANGE

FOR EXCHANGE-TRADING PROPERTY Is OUR
SPECIALTY- Let US try to exchange yours.
CDAS. Z. BASES. corner 1Ath and q sts. ta7-lw
Evening star., 1897-01-08
LADIES GOODS.

MADAME MALLlsON OF THE ECLECTIC CUT
ting School and Dressmakins Academy, No. W.
in thi. city in January. reduction to All send
Ing their names 10 the above address before
and best in America. Send for circular. de2s-1ms
eEAIsKN AND All. OTHER FUR OARMMNTS
Dyed and altered into latest styles Eur novsl-
eeh st. n.w.s bet. N and o Sta no27-:m
Evening star., 1897-01-08
PIANOS AND ORGANS.

BEFORE BUYING A PIANO, CALL AND SEE
Ihe wing and Son. Full particulars at 1907 9th
st. NV. Only one in the city 1ts
Evening star., 1897-01-08
Two Minnesota bank. Close.

The Bank of Canton. at Canton. Minn..
and the Citizens Bank of Lanesboro. both
owned and operated by Field. Kelsey &c
Co., have suspended business.
Evening star., 1897-01-08
OUT OF WASHINGTON.

MAP. .EwooD INSTITUTE, CONCORDvnIE pa
xSG A successful school; one of the hest to In
fuse with energy, to wake up boys TO the duties
OF life. prepared TO- best colleges; boys under I3
years. tlss- J. sHoRTLIDGE (Yaie). AN. Prin
oc14 eoSm-
Evening star., 1897-01-08
MEDICAL.
DIR. Nicholson.
DIR. LEATHERMAN,

Specialist In all forms Of special diseases. Hy.
drocele. Varicocele and Structure cured. Consul
tation free. Hours, to II, to 8; Tues Thurs
and Sat. even. Z to 8. coz 3 NV. Closed on sun
Evening star., 1897-01-08
Olney School.

Boa riding and day school for girls Removed from
1927 ST. Miss Virginia Mason Dorsey and Miss
Laura Lee Dorsey, Principals ocl7-tf
MISS L-aISE. 1898 18th ST.-SHoRTHAND, PIT
nan system: NEW and RAPID method; bexin-
neFs and dictaton: pupils obtain and retain posi-
tons; typewriting and business course; CIVIL
SERVICE special classes. enter NOW; money
Refunded II you do not pass; experienced teachers
de5-tf
Evening star., 1897-01-08

There is but one genuine original Postum Cereal
coffee. with a multitude Of limitations offered aa
Just as good
Watauga Democrat. [volume] (Boone, Watauga County, N.C.) 1888-current, 1897-05-20
DISAPPOINTED.

DR.. Messick, of Lewis Fork,
who was in town last week,
says Mckinley has refused to
give him the office which he
promised him the last time
he spent the night with him.
Mckinley gives as the reason,
that the DR.. didn't come
to h is inauguration. The
office Promised was snperin.
tendent of the hog Pa tn from
Dick Hollow to Church s
distiller.y. Some fellow who
attended the Inauguration
will no doubt get the job
Wilkesboro Chronicle.
Watauga Democrat. [volume] (Boone, Watauga County, N.C.) 1888-current, 1897-05-20
She Spanked Grant.

A very distinguished per-
sonage died in New York the
day in the person of a woman
whose proud boast it was
that she had spanked General
Grant, and that, too, not
once but often. Now that
she is gone it will be interest
ing to hear from the lady
who miied Grover Cleve-
lands pap, the goddess who
helped Benjamin Harrison to
paregoric, and the madonna
who court-pIastered Abra
ham LinColn's cut tinger.-
Reardins (Pa. Herald.
Watauga Democrat. [volume] (Boone, Watauga County, N.C.) 1888-current, 1897-05-20
Good Character Gierillas.

New York May 1O.-A dis
patch to the Journal from
Havana says:
"Gen. Figuerer OF the crack
avalry regiment Of Pizarro
will embark y immediately
with the few survivors OF Ills
force for Spain The same
steamer is expected to take
about 700 returning ihfan-
try forces, and all the social
ed volunteers, enlisted from
the prisons throughout
Spain for the campaign here
as guerrillas, are, :. according
to a recent order OF Weyler,
to be discharged within the
next fortnight. Each one of
these 1foi mer 'jailbirds upon
his departure from the island
will be given a certificate of
good character and a mill
tary cross for his services in
ralding Cuban hospitals,
butchering the h e pl e S S
wounded and assaulting Gu.
ban women found acting as
nurses therein"
Watauga Democrat. [volume] (Boone, Watauga County, N.C.) 1888-current, 1897-05-20

To Cure Constipation Forever.
Take Cascarets Candy Cathartic. l0c or 25c.
II G. c. c. fail 10 cure, druggists refund money.
Watauga Democrat. [volume] (Boone, Watauga County, N.C.) 1888-current, 1897-05-20
Two of a Kind.

A rOl0rpd bOOtbIack in
Kansas City has tins sign mp
at his stand: "Pedal tegu-
ments artistically illuminat-
ell and lubl icated for the in
finitesimal compensation OF
five cents per operation"
A barber of North Adams,
Mass, advertises as follows:
"Physiognomical hair dress
rr. facial operator, Uranium
manipulation an d capillary
Abridged, sha wing and hair
cutt1g nmbidextrously done
ShanIpooning on physiologi-
cal principles. New process
CT singeing artistically per-
formed. Diminutive crani,
ums a speciality Elk.