New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-04-06

y. =. caIkins Of Coshocton, N Y, in renewing
bIa subscription to Tho Daily Tribune writes;
Next year will DO fifty years since subscribed
FOR your daily Your lfty-years' subscribers. l
guess, are scarce
The Idea of an Economist-The little dog lay IN
the gutter with broken leg, ana not one OF tne
snce IL remained for the young woman IN me
tailor suit 10 pick MN up d ana ,ba Pla en nn t
ore another abashed while the young woman
wen Woman So said the fat man with the red nose
"a woman with disposition Ike that would make
SOM Not much woudnt said the thin anGilo %aa
with his coat buttoned tight Sne sp s,necer a
three-dollar pair of gloves picking up "''!-'e"'
dog Indianapolis Journal
Whom the Roman Catholic church In Portsmouth.
Va burned down the other day, the Baptist and
,ho Methodist churches OF the city offered the
homeless congregation the free use of their chapes
until II could provide itself with another edlhce'
and three Methodist and one Episcopal clergymen
called personally the priest TO express their
sympathy with him and his people
Weeping and CryingI"Don't cry" ne entreated
Then he percei Ns exn na eI Lace
"Don't weep" he said, correcting himseh'-'pe-
troit Journal
Tho Methodist ministers Of Chicago have refused
% sanction a day OF prayer and fastlng TOT the
famine sufferers in India on the ground that con-
tributionS or money anu CoIH "Vu'" NC i'"N'' '''S
TO the purpose
Giving Him Fits.-Arabella (scared)-0h, nanny:
Miss Sniff say her ole man gifts its en- ~ tanhl lie
come home drunk an Is fraid cotch 'um."
Mammy-Gwan chile ITS ain M,s ke smi saws she
Arabella-Dey mus Pc k Ie MISS OHM says '"'
give 'um 10 him herse f-(Judse'
An interesting dietary experiment Is being made
e., the woman's department OF the University OF
Chicago The young women are served with food
similar to that served to mems athletic teams when
I'm regular training. All the food Is caretully
,yoiebeA and analysed before 1t is served and the
viands arranged according TO their relative value
s muscle strengtheners. Each girl must eat the
precise amount OF fat and OF albumen each day
which has been found by careful study TO be need
ed bv the human system. and eating too much is
an evil which is especially guarded against
A Random shot.-Mabel after the interview
on Cholly! how did you ever induce papa TO con-
th no -" h. mossessor Of certain secrets OF his
which. II disclosed would ruin him socially ana
Mabel tistressed)-Oh. Cholly! what do you know
maj works with lots OF these rich feows.-(Judge-
This IL how the lower house OF the Missouri
: risloture enjoyed Itself the other day: zone mo-
rnont the members sat like judges; the next mo-
ment they resolved themselves into religious
meeting singing Gospel hymns; then roars Of
laughter and volleys OF jests broke forth, leaving
the Speaker utterly helpless In his efforts TO re-
stare order For fully three hours this continued.
serving az rare entertainment TO the gallery and
| ,obbv. which were crowded to overlooking
Annoyed-Alce-Ma was so annoyed! She
heard that n certain concern was using her photo
graph as an advertisement
| ,;race-You don't mean II!
Aice-Yes; and when she investigated the matter
she found IL wasn't her photograph ut an-tPuck
william Harding OF Waseca MINI. who cele-
brated his hundredth birthday las, week. took part
IN the War OF 1872. the Mexican War and the Civil
War He was sixty years OF age when the latter
war broke out but got enrolled az n volunteer by
giving his age as forty
Lad OF Parts-Fond Mamma-Why. you
naughty naughty boy what are you smoking tha'
Uopeful-l m gon' ter Join tn Ant-Cigarette
| League up 10 our school! 49,
We'll then you mustn't smoke them
| "IJuhl Think I'm goln' ter be nothin but Ell
high pr!vitY I'm go!n' ter reform. n DO pres
dentr'-lPuck.