The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1897-08-12
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ung ~ tariff editorial, wants to sell
lis title, as he is engaged in operating
IN elevator in New York apartment
louso and his titular dignity is a via
nortua or dead weight which makes 1t
litlicult for him to rise in the world.
lr viii sell his title cheap and not
INSIST on throwing himself in IA lagni.
lppc for the purchaser to support all of
which must be gall and worulwoud TO
he Goulds, who paid some millions VI
.hc old mouse trap makers dollars for
Just such a title, encountered by n
worthless dude. A French patent of
nobility is fully rs valuable as a cancel.
'd postage stamp or Il check on Il bust
ID bank II is simply a certificate that
ts pOsscssor is descended from q class OF
utterly useless and UNANIMOUSLY corrupt
who obtained titles by
awning at the feet of Mesdames Pom.
padou, Du Barry and other shameless
harlots of kiugly harems, From the
time of Louis XIV until the French
was described by its own
syphilis, sunk into everlasting night
and nothingncss, some foul bawd was
the power behind thethrone, the ruling
force ofFrance and to her the blessed
nobility had to 90 on itS marrow
bones What William Orange said u
/ Gi0ndr MoHuquf was equally true Of
his successors old women for his
lustrcsses and young men for his min
istors Finally II disgustca people
nbrognted the titles Of the nobility
and kicked them over the borders
When the republic was firmly ostab.
Iished Mcluds and their ladies { y We're
permitted TO return, but they've got no
more title than n rabbit Chevaicr
Gilaunc, etc. IL trying to dispose OF a
shadow, such as that with which young
Castcllano imposed on certain Ignorant
American paryenues Still, it he will
part with his cancelled patent of nobil-
ity for ten dollars, he may send it by
express. G. O. D., and III confer 1t on
the lconoclast's office dog, and thus
Count Castellanc, and perhaps get
him married TO some Of the title hungry
Goulderbilts and materially improve
their breed. 1t were rather dirty
trick to play on n self respecting dog,
but | am willing to sacrifice him to
allay the titular itch Of two-lcgged an
imals.
s%*
p,or old Fanny Boics of Iowp. has at
,.,,,,, H.. ,,o no,,,,ro,,
''s' "o''''" ''"' WV
cannot win Win Tree silver ~ 10 sohio
comfort to learn that Boies, the bone
,ion of AN id,o even tho Il be 80 dis.
t,rtod a. to suppcst iucipiept iliocy.
1t is worthy of remark however, that.
while always, ail'ictcd WIN tle mug
mu, S. th ,"h.', %on,n,rnti, mt nlattor,n nnti r.
l;snnynr.I thnt hn was n presidential i'm.
nnusiIilitv Hciny doomed to chew the
f,y. .rnd or hone deferred, he falls into y
"a ~ dnJIrn,ns and allies himself with
h. ntber aorehoods who desire TO ruin
tL, druocracv because they cannot
mi, Il Tn, camu of the DENY reps ia
kind Of a bouse Of refuge for the politi.
cal had h.cn and the never was YOu
cnnnnt find on It's entire roster the name
IS ,oi;t,rv man with nolitical FL,
,nre Thrse fellows ca,rp together
S;n,,l,, .nr,, hacn,ua cmia.rv loves com.
'%,ap'1 % Thn Jo,,ocrarv ,.,,, win on the
"s tnah iI,or ;uy,,o In to0, mr. Il can win I'm
nnthin,, poor nld Uoracel He should
rc,;rn to th, sylvan shades of his Sabine
to,,,' eor,, Lrnt Ir hnmhlr hee honey and har.
yoat wild Inv leaving the destiny Of
dotage.
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II appears that Turkish atrocitics III
Armenia are still OF common occurrence
in the remote provinces. According tO
,,,l .o,,,,.ol1, o,,ho,;ty no the Ora.
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gorii'h piSnoPs' Bh"Bn VI '""' ''"
kurds enter the houses OF Armenian
and after binding them Outrage their
wives and daughters, The men are
then murdered and the women tortured
in II manner more brutal than was ever
Armenian noople: b1i Europe ia piaying
at politics. not pity. The courts OF
Europe ma u 10 'uo'r inoe'ent '" nan
'I .''I w. .,v ,a,,nr non,,nr What tho A.
mrpjaus snirer But this country hns
no call to criticis the blhta' sellisl''ic's
OF the behelZehed cuchoius wno "'"py
the thrones 1i Europe, 81 tons "I ',e
permits the lousy 'shoIani, Vi ,l'ih W
commit even more oaSear"'y '''h'o' III
CUBA .
! II is said that the Mckinley dem"
Gratis" of Texas will unite with their
ia .1,;o. tho r.,u,,ic,,s oooin next
''' "'''''''' .,.. .-,.,'.,.r
year m supporting an ahoeponnoh.
ticket IL seems u trlno pueh vi
Cnhey ana ms coons 10 nave theae peo'