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The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-03-07

The result of this Great I'm
loading Sale slasl1es the price
IN the Pantaloon Stock and
creates extraordinary bargain
values in correct fitting. finely
Tailored Mems Trousers, made
up IN every respect equal to
to the best Merchant Tailor
work, from choice Worsteds,
Cassilneres, Cheviots and
lWeeds, in medium and Dark
effects, consisting Of Pin
Stripes and Checks, Plaids
and Overplalds, including
Blacks and Blues in Cheviots,
Diagonals, Tricots, Bird-Eyes
and Serges.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-03-07
GOOD NIGHT SONG.

CWritten for The Virginian.)
Goodnight. dear heart the shadow dusk
is falling;
In all this lonely land there is no light;
The voices OF the starless night are call
ing.
You bid me go-good night.
Here is the end Of all our wild sweet
scheming,
sight.
And this the end Of all our futile dream
ing.
You bid me go-good night.
Thank God, dear love, the heart ache
and the sorrow
Are mine TO beal--for you the dawn
is bright;
For you. sunlit and beautiful, the NOR
row,
For me-good night.
w. P. ].
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-03-07

ka,,Gf put his coat tail very near the
ground, SO that somebody can step on 1t.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-03-07

II has been reported, and denied, tina,
a Chicago minister Of the gospel Is tc
succeed Fitzhugh Lee, at Havana. ~
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-03-07

s Ssh The lowell {A1ass.) News is responsi
{ bic for this: The self-propelling fire en-
Sglrne Of Boston makes ten miles an hou
and. climbs hills.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-03-07

rs Ex-President Cleveland holds q war
rant on the United States Treasury for
an unpaid balance of cent.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-03-07

$S Governor Bradley, ;of Kentucky, has
*appeoiinted Major A. T. Wood as United
states Senator TO succeed mfr. Black.
/ p.n:r ls whose term expired on the 4tl
inst. IN
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-03-07

tine smallest military expedition ever
1 sent out on Pacific errand IS at pres
s ent engaged In completing the survey OF
i ' Ihe River Gambia 1t consists OF SIN
/ gle4 soldier, q corporal Of the Royal En-
Eineers.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-03-07
DID OLNEY RESIGN.

y rumor is being pretty generally cir
;culated that Mr.. Cleveland and his Sec
rotary Of State parted in anger on the
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-03-07

s.3;'-1s,' =, says Lord Salisbury. you will
zee the unofficial people In order will
promise you that the official people will
never make war" and yet 1t was off,
si cial people who fired the first gun on the
4 Christians in Crete.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-03-07

The statement Is made that the prop
.. sssrlty} loss from tornadoes during the last
zen years has been five times greater in
missouri MISC l than In any other Common
wealth.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-03-07

An exchange thinks that Senator Till.
mar; man has evidently put his pitchforl
away Yin In the corner of the barn, because
\ hee'tsr to-day the quietest noisy man In
j either House Of Congress.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-03-07

:s.s5S What we want Is not more revenue, It
4 Is more economy. Billion dollar Con
crosses have gotten us into trouble and
The The 4! Government should never have reve-
nue. nue. enough. to meet reckless expenses,
remarks the Atlanta Journal.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-03-07

5S: Chairman Dingley says the new trIff
& bill be finished by the end Of this
I !: session Sc anu ready to report at once tc
4 the next House in extra session.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-03-07

5S sne So II CONGRESSMAN sideways New
ss.I B hire seonstituentsE wrote to him
I The her day about q pension bill. Mr.
replied !: Only. two obstacles
SattaInti I'm he OF passing your bill
d and 70 % eed. think I can.
sskan nag chow 81 on 1 ok after Reed"
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-03-07

s The subject OF divorce begins to en-.
gage. the serious attention of philoso.
phers Of France. lSs2- the percentage
Sofs divorces was one An 1900. WHITE to.
day It is twenty-five in 1000.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-03-07

s The yearly consumption Of sugar IN
ne 0nlted statss u about 2.Ooo.o coo tons
OF OF 600 Ooo,0 600 pounds, which is equiva.
!. lent lent to about 60 pounds for every man
woman and child In the country.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-03-07

454 l X King George Is compelled to choose
5 between an abdicatlon and q licking, he
5W viii doubtless take the licking. says the
washington Post.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-03-07

The result Of the Big Stock
Relief Sale finally reached the
best and finest grades Of Form
FITTING Union Tailored Suits
and Overcoats in the stock.
These Garments are made
IN our own Union Work Shops
by our own first class Union
lallors, tor our own direct
and exclusive trade.
The Goods are choice
Cheviots, Worsteds, CASH
meres,, Tricots, Diagonals and
weeds, in nobby effects for
Young men who follow the
fashion and in neat patterns
and solid mixtures for older
men Of quieter tastes. Mostly
medium weights and suitable
tor general all the year round
wear.
There is not a Suit or Over
coat in the entire line that has
not the famous White Label
attached,I which is proof posi-
tive OF the superiority in
workmanship to the average
run OF sweat shop goods, US
ually termed Ready-Made
Clothing.
No man need be ashamed to
wear such garments as these,
and the bargain price now
quoted means a clear saw
ing OF at least Five Dollars
and IN many instances as
much asEight and Ten Dollars
on a Five Suit or OVercoat.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-03-07

G G:2:T The Wilson act. manned as It was BY
8a Wei plican and monopoly Influences
say says the New York Times, provides
$taalhsundant revenue for the needs OF an
economical Government.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-03-07

Ss!s a i! iss5 Frances Willard, according to
S3T'1e Felix Adler, wants to vote ''for
st ebsa1Se OF promoting the nationalist
business, the abolition Of repre-
yeGovernment. the enactment Of
ss5,rohib tory laws and the free coinage
S.pfS silver. - She don't want much.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-03-07
PRICE SLASHING CONTINUED.

e result IS that the deep cut is made in the Finer Grades Of Wear
apae m oae % reduce the stock Of medium Heavy Weights
broken sets Of sizes Remnants Odds and Ends are punched together
pce regardless cost Of manufacture or the consideration Of
Cheapy go '''o quoeu %
6nes SNAP FOX Bargain Seekers
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-03-07
SUNDAY, MARCH 7. 1897.
EIGHT PAGES.

Now, Major, bring on your prosperity.
gays the Baltimore Herald.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-03-07
X: Beer.

In addition to the Beer
the Consumers Brewing
GO. is supplying III kegs
and bottles. they have
ready a special brewing Of
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-03-07
EXPORT BEER

Equal to any in the coun-
try. Orders received at
the office Of the company
and promptly filled.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-03
MATks FROM BELOW.
PARKERSBUEG-11 feet; falling.

Last evenings marks at the wharf
showed a stage of feet inches, and
receding slowly, showing fall Of foot
and inches since Wednesday evening.
The following towboats passed up yes
terday with empties:
The Relief, at s a. M; the Catherine
Davis, at 8 a. m. and the Acorn at 2:30
p. m. Those which passed down were
the Hornet No. 2, at 8 a. m. the Pacific
at noon, and the Fallie al p. n.
The towboat Troubador passed down
at a lively rate of speed yesterday af-
ternoon at $50, attracting much atten-
ton along the wharf.
c. Fl. Miller, the Water street boat
manufacturer, is working on two gal
vanized lifeboats. The order was re-
Gently received Each boat Is to be IL
feet in length.
1t is thought that the contents Of the
two coal boats wrecked at Merriman.
while in tow of the Hornet No. 2, can
be recovered.
The w. w. O'Neil will return to
Pittsburg from Louisville in couple of
days with big tow of empties, and on
her next trip will probably go to New
Orleans.
The Iron Age, with s1w Of empty
model barges. and severa. loaded with
lumber, is ON her way home to Pitts
burg from tae lower Ohio. where che
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-03

The territory in this section of the
Southwest that is perhaps, attracting
the most attention at present, aside from
the southwest extension of the Elk
Fork field, is the Gordon sand terri
tory in Wetzel and the northern end of
this county. This territory is very eel
dom heard of, and during the past year
there have been very few reports of
the wells drilled in there published,
unless it was something out of the or
binary. One reason why there is so lit
tie heard from this stuff is that the
majority of the territory is held by the
South Penn and Kanawha oil compa-
MES. Both Of these concerns are very
large operators, and if they do not see
fit to give out anything about their op-
erations they do not need to, and no
one can get anything about them.
During the year which has just
passed the South Penn Oil Company
and the Kanawha have both been ex-
ceptionally active in this territory, but
no one outside of the companies have
known anything about it. The only
thing that would lead the talent to
guess there was something out of the
ordinary going On up there was the fact
that in spite of the production falling
Off very rapidly in all the other fields of
the country, yet the total production of
the country was not effected to a great
extent and the price of crude petroleum
was at the same figure it had been for
80 long
1t has just been learned that both Of
the companies mentioned, as we'll as
some individual operators who are
doing some work up in that section,
have entered into sort of agreement
not to divulge anything in regard to
the territory. 1t has also been learned
that there has been large number Of
wells drilled up there about which the
general public has known nothing. and
was not supposed to know anything.
ALI Of these wells have been epnd nro-
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-03
MARTINS FERRY.

The Ladies Auxiliary of the G. A. R
are making arrangements TO give a
supper in the G. A. r. hall next Friday
evening.
Charles Morris is home from couple
Of weeks visit with relatives at Hills
boro, Pa.
Several young fellows of this place
left yesterday on a several days hunt
ing trip in the vicinity of Smithfield
The young ladies who will take part
in the "Darktown Minstrels" are bold
ing regular rehearsals. The affair, when
given. will be for the benefit of the
town clock fund, and IL is to the inter-
est of everyone to make it success.
Jos. Zgraggen put up $25 and costs
with Mayor Barr Wednesday evening
for selling intoxicants on the Sabbath
day.
Mrs. Charles Graham is home from
visit with friends and relatives at
Steubenville.
The Women's Foreign Missionary
Society held very interesting meeting
yesterday afternoon at the home or
Mrs. Charles Carpenter,
A. B. Gilmore is home from months
business trip through West Virginia in
the interests of l.. Spence & Son.
Miss Margaret McWilliams is home
from several weeks visit at Dennison,
Ohio, with her sister, Mrs. l.. Horn.
John Dean has removed his family
from Colerain to this place.
Mrs. VIM. Williams, of Mt. Pleasant,
was here yesterday calling on friends.
The 97 literary society held very
interesting meeting last evening at the
home of Linneus Grayson. AT the
meeting officers for the ensuing term
were elected.
Mayor Barr and Solicitor Francs
were at st. Clairsville yesterday on
business.
''Widow Bedott," as produced by
Horace Ewing and his talented COM
pany, will be produced at the Opera
House Saturday evening. The play Is
clever comedy Astounding in funny
situations and interspersed with up-to-
date specialties.
Henry Burke will move his family
to New Philadelphia, where he will
open up a meatshop
Abraham Lash was at st. Clairsville
yesterday on business.
The literary class of the High school
have prepared very interesting pro-
gramme for their regular meeting this
afternoon.
Jay Mitchell has returned from
Macomb, Ills, where he has been work
ing.
Wednesday evening Mrs. b. McCann
received telegram from Columbus an
nouncing the death of her husband,
who was in the asylum for the insane.
The remains were expected to arrive
here last night. No funeral arrange
ments have been made. TIE deceased
for some time was engaged in the sa-
loon business on First street until
year or two ago, when at times his
mind became affected. When he was
in this condition he was very danger
Gus, and it was decided to send him to
Columbus for treatment. He was a
man Of good personal qualities and had
many warm personal friends by whom
he will be long remembered. The state
ment in the evening paper in regard to
him is entirely false in some respects
and does the mans memory an injus-
tice. The remains arrived in Wheel
ing early this morning.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-03
Milligan, Wilkin & Co.
FINE MUSIC CABINETS $40 to S3s.

| guest yesterday of John Oswald, in
| the Third ward.
Miss Lucy Darby, who has been visit
| ing her brother, Sheriff Darby, and
| family, at StClairsvilie, has returned
/. home.
| l.. 10y and ]. w. Bierly, of New York
| City, were among the arrivals in the
| city yesterday on business.
! The case OF State against John
Denham, on the charge of dynamiting
! fish in McMechen's Creek, was brought
up yesterday in Squire Mason's court
| The charge of dynamiting was with
drawn and another charge of fishing an
other way than by hook and line was
| made. The accused will be tried on
! the latter charge before Justice Mason
tomorrow.
| Nelson Williams of Hamilton, O..
| Grand Master of the F. and A. NJ Of
! Ohio, has appointed Jones Munker, OF
| Steubenville, Grand District Lecturer OF
the district covering the counties OF
| Belmont, Jefferson, Harrison and
! Guernsey.
! John M. Booth and family, of Mounds
vile, who are ON their way to Califor-
| mia, where they will spend the winter
| anu piODoOIy IOColC, al tuC 6dOCIO vi
] friends for few days in the city.
A. d. Peters, of Belmont, was guest
| yesterday of George Anderson.
| John Strobel, of Mansfield, spent
| yesterday in town as the guest of his
brother, George Strobel, in the Third
ward. The former is guard at the Ohio
State Reformatory.
Jacob Schindewolf entertained a
| fnr of y; fyio ioI,@ 4; e
cafe in the Third ward. After indulg-
| ing in various amusements, including
| cards, an elegant pig roast meal was
| served. The affair was in honor of his
| guest, Peter Williams, of Columbus.
At the Globe-Sam Lustig, Cleve-
land.
! M. Oppenheimer and o. M. McNally
| Of Pittsburg, were in the city yester-
| day, guests of friends in the Third
ward.
Mrs Barbara LaRoche, of the Second
| ward, is visiting her sister, Mrs. X. Arm
of Allegheny, Pa.
| The Ault property, on Thirty-secOnd
street, was sold yesterday to H. B.
| Wilkinson, of the Fourth ward
The Mothers Club held meeting
| last night, in the parish room of the
which was largely attended, a paper on
Boys was read by Mrs Sawyer and
was well received.
The charming guest of Mrs. Dennis
| Owens, on Rose Hill, is her sister, Mrs
| Larna Coyle, of Pittsburg.
| Miss Rachel Payne has accepted the
| position of clerk in William Dorer's
| jewelry store.
Unique Christmas displays have been
| made in the windows of a few of our
| leading merchants.
| The situation at the steel plant re-
mains about the same as it has been
| during the past week or so. Gradually
| the old men are being reinstated
| though, as before stated, the mill will
never be run again by the entire force
| of old employees. The new men are not
being discharged but as they either
J quit or are transferred the Old hands
| are given their places.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-03
TWELVE GOOD MEN AND TRUE.
Continued from First Pa ge.

afraid; the Thompsons were damned cow
ards, and would not fight. He said he had
insulted them time and again. to provoke
them into at attack. and that if they did
attack him ne would xii three or four Of
them before they could get him
George E. Carr testified that he and AL
fred Mick were repairing dam for the
Thompsons when Eastman ordered them
to stop. Eastman said he would not hurt
the hands, but ii was the Thompsons he
was after; to send them out and he would
hurt them. and hurt them bad. He would
send cod lead after them.
Alfred Mick corrobo-ated Carr.
". E. Wyner heard Eastman say he
would be damned If the Thompsons
wouldn't have a fire time driving logs on
Blackwater He would be God damned
IL ne did not give them all the trouble
they wanted. At this juncture court adj
journed till 9 O'clock in the morning.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-03
THE CHANGE AT THE POST
OFFICE

Postmaster NJ J. O'Kane and Mr..
George Baird, assistant, will step down
and out of the positions they have
filled SO we'll during the past four
years, at the close of business Deem
Der 31st, and the new postmaster,
George Wise, and Mr.. w. B. Simp-
son, his assistant, will take hold of the
office January list.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-03
PAINFUL INJURIES.

G. N. Keyser, employed as plate in
spector at the steel works, while at
work late Wednesday night, fell into
what is termed stove hole, sustaining
some painful injuries about the knees
and abdomen. He was taken to his
home on Thirty-second street, where
DIR. Cooper was called and the injuries
attended. Last evening it was stated
that his condition was greatly improv-
ed, though he will be confined to his
homo for some time.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-03
TO-MoRRoW's DEPARTURES

Charleston. Bedford, a. m.
Parkersburg, Argand. IL a. m.
New Matamoras. Lexington, IL a. m.
Steubenville. T. NJ. Bayne, 2:30 p. m.
SistersviAe, Ruth, $3.50 p. m
Darlington, Leroy, $50 p. m.
Pittsburg, Ben Hur. Midnight.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-03
The Artistic Merits

OF cnr new f.:i Tia. Of Programme )
aud Wedding Invitations cannot be ex.
ceiied. We have tie largest AMI
most CON ,lete stock Of Fancy Cards.
Tickets, Calendars. Menu Cards ami
Souvenirs In the Sta':. The richness
Of effect, u colors ais enclosing Of
these goods. can Ut b. Duplicated.
w. printii & Go.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-03
BOATS LEAVING TO-DAY.

Pittsburg, Virginia, a. m.
Parkersburg, Ben Hur, IL a. m.
Steubenville, T. NJ. Bayne, 2:3o p. m.
Sistersviile, Ruth, $50 p. m.
Darlington. Leroy. $50 2. m.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-03
MARKS FROM ABOVE.

PITTsBURG- feet: falling
OIL CITY, feet 5: stationary.
WARREN-1 foot s.
BROWfNSVILIE-5 feet 3; falling.
GREENSBORO feet 8; falling
MORGANTOWN-7 feet 6; falling
STEUBENVILLE- feet 3: falling.
Marks FROM BELOW.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-03

New York, December 2.-Pennsyl-
vania crude, no market; nominally at
S5c.
Oil City, Pa, December 2.-Credit
balances Csc. Certificates, opened no
quotation; first bid &c; first sale &c;
total sales, 2,0G0 at SIC: 5000 cash at
66A: closed at 67Ac bid shipments,
90,7S5 barrels; runs, 9S,443 barrels.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-03
RIVER NEWS.
Daily Chronicle OF tfie Movements OF tho
Goats and Boatmen.

YESTERDAYS DEPARTURES.
Lorena, Pittsburg.
Bedford, Pittsburg.
Queen City, Cincinnatk
Argand, Parkersburg. %
Lexington, New Matamoras. 81.
T. NJ. Bayne, Steubenville.
Ruth, Sistersville.
Leroy, Darlington.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-03
YOU CANNOT.

be too critical about buying piano.
1t is not an event that occurs every
month. When you buy you want
a full, pure-toned piano. Elastic
and lasting, not one whose tones
slur after using it short time.
Examine ours closely and We
guarantee you will speak nothing
but favorably of them.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-03
GENERAL LOCAL NOTES.

GENERAL LOCAL NOTES.
L. M. Bull, of Dayton, and NJ. II.
Wilson were among the arrivals on
business yesterday and stopped at the
Windsor
j. w. Steneman, of Allegheny, was
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-03

DR.. Robert Nourse Discourses ON tt 9
Subject "Why I am Not an inf
del ~ Entertainment and social
at the Christian Church, Well
Known Man Missing-An Acct
dent at the Steel Plant-Other
Bellaire News.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-03

Special TO the Register.
Ellenboro, w. Va, December 2.-The
Brown well on the Miller heirs farm,
on Whisky run, is 1900 feet deep, but
will not reach the producing sand
under 1000 feet.
The drillers arrived here this morn
ing to begin work on the wild cat we'll
to be drilled on Larkin Hayhurst's
farm, on Husher's run, couple of
miles east of this place.
A gas we'll to supply fuel for Ellen
boro would be a paying investment for
some one.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1897-05-21
TALL MEN ARE SHY.
spaeir Reticencc Never Shared by the
Little Men.

Two French physicians who have
been making Investigations have come
forward with general dcnuncation of
tall men as no good. They instance the
giants of the world, who have been pro-
verbally dull and men of gloomy dispo-
sition, and say that the chances are
against phenomenally tall men or even
very tall men of being very bright.
There should, however, be careful
distinction drawn between tall men and
giants. Giantism has been demon
strated to be a disease. The victims
suffer from malady which produces an
enlargement of the joints and this, more
than any other growth of the bones,
produces thei- extraordinary height.
But me Il withih certain limits grow tall
without suffering decreased orabsorbed
mentality. 1t will not do to denounce
| the tall man when the world has seen so
many examples of his being able to hold
| his own.
The real reason why tall men do not
come to the front oftener is that they
are as modest as they are extended.
Little men usually hustle about to such
an extent that people believe that they
make up in width of'views what they
lack in stature. In their absorbing am
bition not to be overlooked they simply
o,erdo the thing and make those whose
command Of horizon is larger believe
that they must get out of the way or
the little fellow will run over them. The
tall man is always looking down on
some one, but il anyone believes that it
is comfortable situation he should get
himself into it for once and discover
how unpleasant it is to carry on con-
versation with the assistance Of tele-
phone neck. 1t is this excruciating ex-
perience that makes the tall man, as a
rule, reticent. His reticence is mis-
taken for pride, pride is believed to be
crs, doubt proves deficiency. Deficiency
In the tall man can arise from only one
thing-development of the body at the
expense of the brain and nervous sys.
TEN. Hence the short man easily arrives
ct the decision that the tall man is a mis-.
fit and that he is the only perfect being
going. Perfection being accorded him
he might easily conquer the world, but
re alwaysspoils his chances by marrying
tall woman, who holds him back. This
Is the only reason why the men under
five feet six have not already extermi.
mated those over five feet nine.-N. Y
Herald.