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A pl.cs Of ospsrchmsnt

When unwritten on, is not more colorless
than the cadaverous countenances ofthoso
unfortunate persons whom we are accus-
toned to call confirmed invalids." What
a misnomsr! implying. too, despair. a giv-
ing up for lost! As long as the viy4fying
be felt and that it Is possible so long 20
there 10 no absolute collapse of the facul-
ties. fresh vitality can be infused int
wasted, feeble frames; color and flesh car
he brought back to the wasted, pallid
cheeks with this grand sheet anchor Of :he
debilltated and the sickly. 1t IL q tonic Of
the greatest potency and the utmost purity.
and remedy for and preventive OF dys.
vous and kidney complaints. Appetite ana
sleep are greatly aided by 1t; It counteracts
the effects OF undue fatigue. or excitement
quences Of exposure in inclement weather
or damp clothing.
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FOR ExcHANGE-REAL ESTATE

REAL ESTATE EXCHANGE - BEN
WHITE, 235 W. First ST.. has over 1000
properties for sale and exchange.
sl0,000-Ranch. highly improved; %
acres, free OF debt; water deed with land:
want eastern city property or California
city property.
$40. .O00-Impraved ranch. Tropico. for
city property. eastern or California.
slGeG-40 acres. Michigan, free of incum-
brance, for California property or lodg-
ing house.
S2O9-Two lots, Pasadena; and hundreds
of other properties everywhere to choose
from. Apply to BEN WHITE. 235 w.
First st. 20
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Sale OF Irrigation Bonds

NOTICE is HEREBY GIVEN BY THE
board of directors of the Linda Vista Ir-
rigation district Of San Diego county, Cal
ifornia. that said board intends to sell
240J0 OF the bonds of said district on
Tuesday, the 18th day Of April. 1897. at 10
o'clock in the forenoon of that day, and will
receive sealed proposals for the purchase
Of said amount Of bonds at its office in said
district until that day and hour when the
proposals will be opened and considered by
said board.
GEORGE FULLER, President.
JAMES +. JONES, Secretary.
natad March 16 1891 4-11
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Proposals

SEALED BIDS WILL BE RECEIVED
by the clerk of the city of Anaheim at
his Office at the city hall, Center street.
Anaheim. up to Tuesday, March %, 1897,
al o'clock pm, for the furnishing of 500
barrels of crude oil. said oil to be not less
than Is degree gravity and to be delivered
fob. track. Anaheim, from time to time.
according to the requirements of the city.
which is one tank car load about every
fcrty days. The board of trustees of the
city of Anaheim reserves the right to re-
ject each and every bid.
BY order of the board of trustees of the
city of Anaheim.
M. NEBELUNG, City Clerk.
Anaheim March 12 1897. 14-16-1S-20-22
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s. r. Thorpe has made partial payment
of Sl5S6.l9. leaving a balance due of $30S5. 23
And. in accordance with law and an order
of the board of directors OF said company
made on the 10th day of February. 1897
80 many shares of each parcel of such
stock as may be necessary will be sold at
No. $500 Stephenson avenue, In the city
of Los Angeles. county of Los Angeles
state of California, on Monday. the 2sth
day of March, 1897. at the hour OF IL o'clock.
noon. of said day, to pay said delinquent
assessment thereon, together with the costs
of advertising and expenses of sale
II. C. DILLON. secretary.
Office. 527 stimson building. Los Angeles,
California 3-30
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EDUCATIONAL

WOODBURY. BUSINESS COLLEGE IN
corporated), 226 S. Spring ST., is the Oldest
and largest commercial school in South
ern California; the most beautiful col
lege rooms and equipment to be found
in the state: elevator for pupils use; a
large faculty of experienced and able in
structors: open the entire year; both day
and evening sessions; a practical Eng
glish course, thorough business course
and a course in shorthand and type
writing under an experienced stenog-
rapher. Write or call for Illustrated cata-
loEue and full information. G. a
HOUGH, president; n. G. FELKER
vice-president.
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LEGAL NOTICES
Delinquent Sale Notice

E. NJ. POTTS CoMPANY-LocATIo OF
principal place of business, Los Angeles.
California: location of works ana factory.
$500 Stephenson avenue. Los Angeles. CAL
ifornia.
Public notice is hereby given that there
are delinquent upon the following described
stock on account of assessment No. /,
made, ordered and levied February 10TH
1897, the several amounts set opposite the
names of the respective shareholders In
said corporation. as follows:
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Notice of sale of Real Estate

NOTICE is HEREBY GIVEN THAT IN
court of Los Angeles county, state of Cali
fornia, made on the 23d day of February,
1897. in the matter OF the guardianship of
Eustorgio Yorba, an incompetent. the un-
dersigned, the guardian of the estate of
said incompetent, will sell at private sale
to the highest bidder for cash. lawful mon
ey of the United States. and subject to con-
firmation by said superior court. on or
after the 23d day of March, 1897 in the office
of w. w. Butler and NJ. l.. Wicks, room l.
California Bank building, in the city of Los
Angeles. all the right, title. interest and
estate of the said incompetent In and to
THAI certain lot or parcel of land in the
county of Los Angeles, state of California
bounded and described as follows. towit :
In lots and 4, block ii, II. S.. and part of
Rancho San Antonio. being ninety-three
one-hundredths (9S-1000) of an acre of land.
bounded on the north by land now or for
merly owned by Sloss. on the south by pub
lie road on the east by land now or for
merly owned by Lugo. and on the west by
land now or formerly owned by Jacobs.
Bids for said property must be In writing
and may be left with the undersigned guar
dian at the office of w. w. Butler and NJ L.
Wcks room !. California bank building.
Terms cash. lawful money of the United
States 10 per cent of the purchase money
TO accompany bid. balance on confirmation
of sale by said superior court and execution
OF deed.
PIEDAD Y. DE ARGUELLO,
Guardian of Eustorgio Yorba, incompetent
G-1S-20
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BONDS FOR SALE


BONDS FOR SALE-FOR SALE AT PAR,
1850 900 in 10 year per cent, semi-annual
gold coupon bonds, in Determinations of
$lC0 $500, $3.50 and $1,000. in amounts to sui.
buyers; Incorporated under the laws Of
Arizona in 1893; capital stosk 750 O01
shares, par value 81 per share, full paid
and forever non-assessabie; one share
given gratuitously with each dollars
worth of bonds purchased: Bonds Sc
cured by a first trust deed on the compa-
nys property valued al many millions;
net earning Of slO0, 900 month to be made
and a dividend of SLIGO per share paid an
nually. together with coupon interest at
your own bank. making 800 inves tment
earn you $3.50 per annum. For prospectus
giving full particulars call On or address
The Volcanic Copper Mining and Smelt-
ing Co., $50 S. Broadway, Los Angeles,
California All
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BURLINGTON RoUTE-PERsoNALLY

BURLINGTON ROUTE-PERSONALL
conducted excursions through to Chicago.
Boston, New York and other eastern
points, leave Los Angeles every Wednes-
day, beginning March TO- via Southern
Pacific Denver and Rio Grande, Burling-
ton route and Michigan Central. via Nj
agara Falls. This is the scenic line Of the
world. No other line can offer such in
ducements to tourists. Our tourist cars
are of the best turned out by tho Pullman
company. See any Southern Pacific agent
or write T. ii. DUZAN. agent Burling
ton route. 222 s. Spring St, Los Angeles,
Cal. 3-1tf
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PHILLIPS PERSONALLY CONDUCT
ed excursions via the Rio Grande and
Rock Island route. leave Los Angeles
every Tuesday, cross the Sierra Nevadas
and pass the entire Rio Grande scenery
by daylight via southern route every
Wednesday. Sleeping car service to st.
Paul. Minneapolis and the northwest
Office 13S s. Spring st.
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NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.

WANTED-ENGINEE TO USE KEEL
loggs liquid boiler compound best scale
remover in the market: free from all acids
or other impurities: warranted 10 do all
we claim. Correspond with M. w. KEEL
LOGG, $50 Concord court, Pasadena. 4-13
WANTED-SELL YOUR FURNITURE
to the Sunset Furniture Exchange and
get good prices. AT 503 s Main ST. 2
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WANTED-TO RENT HOUSES

WANTED-HoUsE AND FURNISHED
rooms to let. Have more calls than we
can fill. CENTRAL BUSINESS En-
CHANGE. 2S0i1 S. Spring. 2l
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Three Nights to chIcses

If you travel east by the Santa Ts
route you need spend but three nights
in sleeper. You can't do 1t In less than
five any other way.
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FOR RENT-FLAT. $50 S. HOPE ST.;
rooms, bath; very handsome throughout;
front and back lawns; barn. c. W. BAN-
ER, sos S. Pearl st. 2l
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WANTED-TO BUY LIVE STOCK

WANTED-A GENTLE HORSE. GOOD
size. free driver. sound and no tricks
for its keep; with or without the privil-
ege of purchasing; TO be used by ladies
in carriage. Address r., box 10, Her
aid. If
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Latest style of wall paper at A. A. Eek
strom's. 324 South Spring street.
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To Cure a Cold In One Day

Take Laxative Brono Quinine Tablets.
All druggists refund the money II It
fails to cure. Csc.
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Glenwood Range. Furrey Co.. 15s N.
Spring.
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T. ]. BOLTON. Register.
ENOCH KNIGHT, Receiver sat 10 A.:

PROPOSALS FOR FUEL-OFFICE OF
chief quarternaster. Denver Colo. March
16 lS97.-Sealed proposals. in trplicate, will
be received here and at Office of quarter
master at each post below named until IL
o'clock a. M. 10th meridian time. April 16.
1887. and then opened, for furnishing fuel
at Forts Apache, Grant. Huachuca. sub
post Of San Carlos and Whipple Barracks,
A. T., Forts Bayard and Wingate n. M
Forts Douglas and DuChesne, Utah. and
Fort Logan. and Denver, Colo. during fiscal
quantities less than the whole required. or
for delivery at points other than those
named. viii be entertained. Right is re-
served to accept or reject any or all pro-
posals or any part thereof. Information
furnished on application here or at offices
of respective post quartermasters: En-
velopes TO be marked Proposals for Fuel"
L. ID. ATWOOD, Chief Q. M.
15-17-1S-19-apr 14-15
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LYCEUM OF ELOCUTIoN AND ORA
matte Art, 443 S. Hill ST., MRS. ADE-
LINE DUVAL MACK. principal, former
ly of New York and Washington, D. C.
A dramatic club is connected with school
for study of plays. 2-23-9S
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LE1AT, NOTICES


UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE, LOS
Angeles, Cal. January 2Sth. 1897.
To all whom it may concern: Notice IS
hereby given that the Southern Pacific
Railroad Company has filed in this office
a lls. OF the lands situated within the
township described below, and has ap-
piled for a patent for said lands; that the
list is open for public inspection and
copy thereof, by descriptive subdivisions,
has been posted in a convenient place in
this office for the inspection of all persons
interested, and the public generally. With
in the next sixty days following the date
of this notice. protests or contests against
the claim of the railroad company TO any
on the ground that the same is more
valuable for mineral than agricultural pur-
poses, will be received and noted for report
10 the General Land Office a Washington.
ID. c.
North half of sec. 27, T. north, range
3 west, S. y. NJ 800 acres.
T. ]. BOLTON. Register.
ENOCH KNIGHT, Receiver. sat 10 [ 4-3
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SCHOOL OF AssAYING: ASSAYS AND
analysis of ores. water and indus rial
products. WADE & WADE, l5h n.
Main st. If
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THE BIMETALLIC ASSAY OFFICE
and Chemical Laboratory. 12i S. Main ST.
r. A. PEREZ, F NJ. manager. 12-4tf
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EXCURSIONS

ONCE A WEEK PERSONALLY CON
Quoted excursions to Chicago, st. Paul
Minneapolis and all points leave Los
Angeles every Thursday via Southern
Pacific, Union Pacific, worlds Pictorial
Line, - and Chicago and Northwestern
railw.R crossing the Sierra NevaGas and
passing all points of scenic interest by
daylight. Upholstered tourist cars OF
latest Pullman pattern, lighted by gas
and run through without change. Com
petent conductors accompany each party.
Fastest time. Lowest rates. For tickets
and berth reservations apply to j. II.
PEARMAN, Manager; G. F. HERR, G.
p. A.. 22s s. Spring ST., Los Angeles, or TO
any agent Southern Pacific company.
5-3-5
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MINING AND ASSA VINO

MORGAN & CO., ASSAYERS AND RE-
fners and ore testers; bullion purchased; !;
consulting metallurgists; mines examined
and dealt In. Office 26l Wilson block Los
Angeles, Cal. 25-tf
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BOYNTON NORMAL FOR TEACHERS
only; enter Jan. 18th: positions secured I;
teachers supplied 525 Stimson blk. 6-30tf
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R.4NDsBUR0 OPPORTUNITIES

RANDSBURG INFORMATION BUREAU
Full particulars on any subject %
cents. Randsburg, Cal, the great gold
camp. If
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Mexican wax figures at campbsll'a
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PLUMBERS

FRANK 4. WEINsHANK. PLUMBER
and gasfitter, 240 e. Second St; tel 1856.
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FRUITS AND VEGETABLES

LUDWIG s. MATTHEW'S, WHOLESALE
and retail fruits aud vegetables MOTT
MARKET, 1876 s. Main st.. tel $50. II
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PA. DENTAL CO.; YEARS IN LOS AN
geles; rooms 131 and 1872. Stowel building
226 S. Spring ST.; painless extracting. A
good set of teeth for S.. 5-l3-97
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TIE HERALD.
SPECIAL NOTICES


NOTlCE-THE LOS ANGELES CITY
Water Co. will strictly enforce the fol-
lowing rules: The hours for sprinkling
are between the hours of and o'clock
a. m. and and o'clock p. m. For vio-
lation of the above regulations the water
will be shut off and fine of 81 will be
charged before the water will be turned
on again. II
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DIR. D. r. WILDER. COR. SEVENTH
and Main sts., devotes especial attention
to correcting irregularities of the teeth.
If
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DENTISTS

PENN. DENTAL CO.. 12Ols S. SPRING
ST., gas specialists; painless extraction
with gas: teeth filled with gold, silver
cement and all known material, for the
cost of material 27-97
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WANTED-TO BORROW

wANTEDEMoNEY; $500 ON 2 LoTs,
close in to oil region. 10 per cent GUAR
ANTY TRUST & COLLECTION CO., 27
Bryson block
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FOR SALE-COTTAGE AT SAN PEDRO.
close in; fine lot. best street; for few
days only $1,000; a splendid investment
. will guarantee a tenant at Sl5 per month
II. W. COTTLE. or a. b. NASH, 305 W.
Second ST.. Los Angeles. "a
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COLLEGIATE SCHOOL FOR BOYS, 1923
w. Seventh ST., near Pearl. A. B.
BROWN, A. NJ. (Yale). S-2s
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HELP WANTED--MALE
IELf~ IVfEO---VTlTH<L
: : : : : EMPLOYMENT AGENTS.
California Bank Building,
300-302 w. Second street. in basement.
Telenhone 500.
MEN,s DEpARTMENT.


MEMS DEPARTMENT.
Carpenters. s2.25 per day; boy for ranch
sl0 ETC., boy to peddle fruit. IS per week
shoemaker 50 per cent; merchandise
clerk, $25, etc. Hotel and restaurant help
please call.
HOUSEHOLD DEPARTMENT.
House girl, German preferred, S20, etc,
house girl to so to the beach weeks S2I
a month house girl. Kern county, S2o.
house girl Ontario $50 and fare; girl to
assist. sl2; nurse for two children. en-, q
X place SIS; girls for Pasadena, cook
ing and housework $50 and S25. employer
here at 10 a. M; girl, light housework, s.
a month.
WOMEN'S HOTEL DEPARTMENT
A girl to cook waffies. Sc week; extra
mattresses. days. call early; German
girl or woman, ali round work. country
hotel so; pastry cook, first-class hotel,
$50; kitchen helper. IS per week.
HuMMEI BROS. & CO.
WANTED-EGAN'S RESTAURANT, 12c
and 12s E. Second st., serves the best 1oc
meal in the city of Los Angeles; try 1t and
be convinced. Y
WANTED = INDUSTRIAL AGENTS.
New and attractive contract. Room 2.
German-American bank building. II
WANTED-HEIP FREE AND sITUA-
tlons. 2s61s S. Spring. f. NITTINGER. II
HELP WANTED-FEMALE
WANTED~A GOOD WOMAN COOK, AT
New Idea. 2l0 e. Second st. q
WANT'ED-A GENTS
WANTED-AGENTs; $40 TO $50 A WEEK
sure No capital needed. New goods, new
plan. Sells at sight. Every family needs
1t HOUSEHOLD SPECIALITY CO.. box
424, Cincinnati Ohio. sat mo
SITUA TONS WANTED- FEMALE
WANTED-BY A YOUNG LADY POSI-
tion as typewriter; five years experience.
good references. Address Il. j., Box $50,
Herald. 20
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THE INVESTOR, G. A. DICKINSON, ED
itor; published thursdays; devoted to the
financial interests Of Southern California
50 per annum; on sale at principal news
stands. ONCE, Bryeon block, Los An
gelea, Cal. II q
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PERSONAIs-437 S. HILL ST, THE GEN
tlemen's rooming house; well furnished
select, quiet and private. 2-10tf
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BATHS


II RKISH BATHS. ELEC-
tricity. massage. rubs. plunge; porcelain
tubs: all kinds OF baths from 25c up.
Hours: Ladies, a. m. TO p. m, also
Tuesday and Friday evenings: gents, day
and night. Tel. Black 69l. 2l0 S. Broad
way. As
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PERSONAL

PERSONAL-MRS. ESTHER DYE. MAG
netic healer; near years successful
work in Los Angeles consultation free i;
examination 81; call or write for testi-
moniais. 4311a S. Spring ST.. rooms 10 and
20. 4-6
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MME. GRACE. CARD MEDIUM So
called, the wonder of the 10Th century:
reveals the past present and future.
Ladies. so cents. 659 Maple ave, corner
Seventh st. 4-4
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FOR sALE-BEAUTIFUL BUILDING
lots for homes, close in.and on very easy
terms, in C. A. Smiths Third Additior
located on Eighth and Mateo sts., near
feet wide. and have an alley of 10 feet:
prices. sei0, $3.50 and S325; $40 down, SO
per month. Call on c. A. SMITH. 2iS
W. First st. II
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BIG BARGAIN; ONLY s525: LOT 25xl0o
corner of Lazard ST.. near brewery, with
neat store building and two rooms at
tached; used for grocery store is worth
$500. but will sell for only s525: surest in
vestment on earth. BEN WHITE, 235 w.
First ST. 20
FOR SALE-WE SELL THE EARTH.
BASSETT & SMITH. Pomona Cal. 6-2stf
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SAN PEDRO

Do you want to buy in the harbor city
and make a raise? OF course you do. We
will meet you at the depot with fine
team and show you around. Office, Sixth
and Beacon. San Pedro, Cal, or call on
e. C. CRIBB, 1874 W. Second ST.. Los
Angeles Cal. NJ. ]. NJ DERMOTT,
2i L. c. CRIBB.
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SUPERIOR MAGNETIC AND AI,CO-
holic treatme nts by an experienced lady
from Boston. Room 8, 223 5. Main st. 3-24
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SITUATi WANTsD-FE FEMALE


tion as typewriter: five years experience
good references. Address +. j.. Box lS0,
Herald. 23
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MEDIUMS

LEONoRA D'ESTE. MYSTIC sEEREsS:
truthful predictions reliable advice
Whatever may be yoIr trouble. call on
this gifted medium and she will guide
you right. S3Gla S. Spring st. %
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FOR RENT-H0UsEs

FOR RENT-TWO FIVE-ROOM COT
tages. modern Improvements. SIS and SIG
per month, with water. Inquire at Eagle
Grocery, cor. Twelfth st. and Union ave-
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PHYSICIANS

NINE. RACHAEL. CLAIRvOYANT AND
card reader, 324ls s. Spring ST. All
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WATcHMAKIN0

JEwELRY REPAIRED AND MADE TO
look like new; reasonable prices. w. j.
GETZ. jeweler. 1886 s. Broadway. 4-l6tf
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NINE. VALIANT. CLAIRVOYANT AND
card reader, 322 s. Spring St., room II. i-72
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MUSICAL

FOR sALE-HANDsOME UPRIGHT
Grand Bass piano at a great sacrifice
Room No. 81, The Savoy, Fourth and
Hill sts.; call mornings. IT
ALL PIANOS RENTED FROM A. G.
GARDNER. lis Winston St.. near the
main postoffice. are tuned regularly
free. tf
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How to Find Out.

Fill bottle or common glass with
urine and let it stand twenty-four
hours; sediment Or settling indi-
Gates an unhealthy condition of the
kidneys. When urine stains linen it is
evidence of kidney trouble Too fire.
quent desire to urinate or pain in the
back, is also convincing proof that
the kidneys and bladder are out of order
What to Do.
There is comfort in the knowledge
so often expressed, that DR.. Kilmer's
Swamp-Root, the great kidney remedy
fulfils every wish in relieving pain in
the back, kidneys, liver, bladder and
every part of the urinary passages. It
corrects inability to hold urine and
scalding pain in passing it, or bad eff
fects following the use of liquor, wine
or beer, and overcomes that unpleas-
ant necessity of being compelled to get
up many times during the night to uri
nate. The mild and extraordinary eff
feet of Swamp-Root is soon realized.
1t stands the highest for it's wonder
full cures of the most distressing cases
If you need a medicine you should
have the best. Sold by druggists,
price fifty cents and one dollar. You
may have sample bottle and pamph-
let both sent free by mail. Mention
the Agriculturist and seno your adj
dress to Dr. Kilmer & Co., Bingham
ton, N. Y. The proprietors of this
paper guarantee the genuiness of
this offer.
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TWO VIEW s.

Charles a. Cooper says that when he
was on the staff of The Scotsman he
enc day went to the room of his chief,
Alexander Russell. AS he opened the
door the light must have struck
strongly upon his hair, fast turning
gray Mr.. Russell, who was bald, put
up his glasses and exclaimed:
'Man, Cooper, how white you're
getting!"
Cooper passed his fingers through
his hair and replied:
''At any rate, there's plenty of it."
'Oh," came the retort, mine prefer
red death to dishonor."
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POOR BOY! HE COULDN'T.

Nurse Ito Master Todd, who had
soiled his clothes) bad, bad boy,
where have you been?
Master Todd (holding out his hands,
innocently)-Maten mud pies, nursey.
Nurse (wiping his hands)-Your hat
is dirty, too. What am | to do with
such boy? Look at the top of your
head!
But the last request was not COM
piled with.-Golden Days.
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NOT A WISE PROPOSITION.

Prosperous Manufacturer think
it would be we'll for us to do
something for our employees to prove
to them that we appreciate their SER
vices. How would it do to give them
wine supper?
AssCc:ate-I'm afraid it wouldn't do
at all.
"Why not?"
eve would have our hands full. .
Up-to-Date.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1897-09-22
HIS WAY OF SMOKING GLASS.

HIS WAY OF SMOKING GLASS.
Murphy-Well, this bates the divil
all out
Mrs. Murphy does?
Murphy-Dooley tole me that if l
shmoked piece of glass I'd be able to
see the sphots on the sun. Sure, amt
I fairly kilt with thrying to make me
pipe draw? IT'S the way, I'm thinking,
that either haven't the right kind of
glass or else Dooley's been fooling me.
London Tit-Bits.
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WITH THE JOKERS.
HE COULD DODGE.

There's nothing slow about JONES'"
he said, refectively.
The other laughed scornfully.
81 guess you never loaned him any
money!" he said.
ooh, yes, | have" replied the first
speaker. That's what made me speak
that way. l loaned him ten dollars
six months ago and l haven't been
able to catch him SINCE Chicago
Post.
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UNCLE EBEN'S WISDOM.

II can't hep wonderin', said Uncle
Eben, 'ef a lot O. dem folks dat's
a-gwin to Klondike wouldn't git rich
anyhow eff dey was willin' to work as
hahd at home as dey'll halter up dar.'
Washington Star.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1897-09-22

ic!" returned the tourist from the
north. "What has he done to give
him such reputation for bravery"
Hes courtin' Buck Soggins' oldest
gal, that choked full grown bear to
death about two months ago."-Pucll.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1897-09-22
HIS EXPLANATION.

''l'd like to know" said Edith, "why
they look at a horses teeth to tell his
age?"
''Huh! that's easy enough" replied
I}avie. of they're false he's old; that's
all."2Judge.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1897-09-22
HIS DARING.

"Thar goes the bravest Teller in the
whole township" said the landlord of
an Arkansaw tavern, indicating a
hatchet-faced, spindle-legged young
native who was slouching by.
"Why, he looks anything but hero