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The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1897-09-17
WITH YOUR COFFEE.

"Why were you discharged from your last
placer" asked the merchant of the applicant
for situation.
al was discharged for good behavior, sir."
"Wasn't that singular reason for dis
harge?"
"Wel. you see, good behavior took nine
months off my sentence."-Life
Hewitt-My wife was looking for a dry-goods
store yesterday and by mistake she walked
into q saloon next door.
Jewett-That terTiblel
HeWitt-Yes, she found me inside.-Truth.
They were speaking of recent slight earth
quake in the south of France.
Ibid you tremble?" bystander asked one of
the ladies.
''Oh yes, trembled, but the earth trembled
worse than die Monde Comique.
''Pm surprised to find that you are keep
ing dog, Tomkins Why, you can barely
keep your wife What on earth do you feed
him on?'
''Well. 1 gives i'm cats meat. and when
can't afford that why e as TO ave wot we
'ave."-Punch.
Counsel Now answer the question and don't
get angry
Witness-why shouldn't /, when you are a
ross-examiner?-Judy.
Mrs Bacon-Did you offer Mr.. Crimsonbeak
your umbrella when he went out?
Mr.. Bacon-No, didn't have q chance; he
took it.-Yonkers Statesman.
"Are you in pain, my little mani" asked the
kind old gentleman.
NO." answered the boy. "The pains in
me."-Indianapolis Journal.
Mine Host Ito barmaid)-You must always
fill up the judges glass when it is empty with
ont asking him whether he wants another.
Otherwise he will feel acknowledgements
Batter.
Wheeler-What kept you SO long? I've been
waiting two hours.
Val Vleak-I got puncturs and stopped to
mend it with my quick-repair kit.-Puck
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1897-09-17
:. Mrs. MinsIow.s soothing syrup"

MRS. WipsIow Soothing Syrup
Has been used over fifty years by millions OF moth
ers for their children while TeethIng with perfect
success 1t soothes the child softens the gums al
lays Pain, cures Wind Collie, regulates the Bowels
and is the best remedy for DiarrhCeas, whether
arising from teething other causes For sale by
Druggists in every part of the world. Be sure and
ask Tor AIRS. Winslow's Soothing Syrup. 25caboLtIe
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1897-09-17
Experts Say
Where Finest FOod Is
Required Royal Bak-
ing Powder Must
Be Used.

Miss Suzy Tracy, the
cooking demonstration in
the Model Kitchen at the
Mechanics Fair, says
"In the practice ofmy pro-
fession as a teacher OF COOK"
cry I have tried the different
brands of baking powder,
and I find that Royal Bak-
ing Powder gives the best
satisfaction. l can accom-
p1ish the best results with a
smaller quantity Of Royal
Baking Powder than of any
other kind, and I find it
always to be perfectly uni'
form in it's action"
~ln1 I7~%
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1897-09-17
THE SGORCHER WILL HALL JHIS IDEA


bicycle
John Cincinnati ana tney
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1897-09-17

The young Empress OF Russia it is said.
cares little or nothing about jewels, or, in
deed, about any kind OF fnery, and in this re-
spect presents striking contrast TO her
mother-iu-law. the still young looking and
very pretty MGrie Feodorovna, whose jewell
casket in the days when she was Empress was
the most famous in the word from gem
point of view, hardly second even III the mat
Ter OF pearls TO the collection of the Empress
Ot Austria
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1897-09-17

oRoNApo.-Atm osphere is perfectly dry. soft
and mild being entirely free from the mists COM
mon further north Round trip tickets. by steam.
ship including fifteen days board at the Hotel isi
Coronado $50; longer stay 50 50 per day. Apply
New Montgomery street. san Francisco.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1897-09-17
cALlFORNlANs IN WA sHINGTON.

WASHINGTON. D. c., Sept. 16.-H. c. and
F. Reno OF San Francisco are at the Norman
die. W. &. Bridge and wife OF Fresno are at
the Wellington.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1897-09-17
The MAJOR.
-.hicaeo News.

lineage News.
The reunion OF President McKinley's old
regiment recalls the pleasing fact that the
IN ajor is the only man of note who served in
the late war who is not general.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1897-09-17
TRlPLY ENDOW ED.
Cleveland plain na.,su

NFOFV1uuu
1t is stated that the new German Embass,dor
to this country is doctor of pbilosonhv.
diplomat aud dueiist. He is certainly an.
titled to the distinction of ODD.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1897-09-17
PHILOSOPHERS RUE.

Cap and bells for fool
Tome and glass for the seer
Who so trickt and mad come Yule
Was wise out yesteryear.
Tome and gloss for seer,
Cap and bells for a fool!
Aye. and wilChen an aged ear
With quicken rhyme for rule
/, who dreamed OF a farcei
], in my sodden cells!
Tome and g lass give place
Give me the ca ana bellsI
Posi- WHEELER in New York Press.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1897-09-17
MIGHT CREATE A BREEZE
Detroit Free Press,

The order to collect duty on all Canada,
Wheels should be interpreted to include ali
with Canadian air sP'u up
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1897-09-17
CHICAGO THEOLOGY.
Sioux City Journal.


An Alaska Indian has gone to Chicago to
study theology. Chicago is not sending any of
her theology to Alaska and the indians up
there naturally want 10 know what IL is like.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1897-09-17

SPECIAL informa ton daily to manufacturers,
business houses and public men by the Press
Clipping Bureau (Allen's), $40 Montgomery.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1897-09-17

The dragging to death of hvyearold child at Fresno NV
frightened horse OF the sad that never ought
to happen baby Is not especially adapted the task of
taking horse to water and the habit tying the
wrist something discouraged in people of anv
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1897-09-17

Hugh Ne OF British Columbia into court with
spirited allegation setting forth with ccumstanta show
sincerity that is dead. The pleasure of
with Mr. ONei has been denied and would not hes
accept his word Kind If the
shall however decide that ONe despite his protest ia dead
will be taking chances on being haunted by very
tai ghost
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1897-09-17

EYEGLASSES, sp cs, 15c 20 40c; Sundays to 3,
1904 Market (U.>. laundry; weekdays 80 4th.'
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1897-09-17

evening paper cruelty
played i San Francisco. There something con-
necton with the matter Cruelty always include the
of the whip Even drive the cobbed
cruel This THE CALL believes having
respectable pavements though cbaerng monkeys
ever be corraled in Squirrel Hollow.
1t will be remembered time-not so very
long agowhen the exSupervisos regarded attempt
them joke of excellence viewing which
they went into pao1ysms of laughter The closest scrutiny
and the most intent listening does sign OF
laughter But it a fine joke while it lasted.
The conference and Mayor Phear
have been pleasant May morning peaceful
the tomb, but it did gain dignity
of the yellowest journalists exhibition. The
after noorey produced
by the environment of police court.
The condemned Bush in peace The
pleasant theory that would Immediately up
have rested on nothing more substantial than the of
company That community accepted
fora minute OF those beautiful exhibitions of
which there is no accounting.
Two Omaha footpads stole provide
of their who had retired business Hghwaymen
often sentimental basis
the does not seem have greatly impressed the
police.
oakland's burglar spend year in San QUEEN
tin, and while this may hardship places
safely beyond the reach of the saffron ournasressa fact
that will go far toward mitigating prison m
The forbidding City employees to play the races
will be hard the "bookie Heretofore
many people the municipal building positions merely
for the benefit of these enterprsng of
Irvington talking of organizing vigilance committee.
OF course it will nothing sort and vet the astute
bgand chickenhief will naturally in the plan an
of hostility to his method.
In the of swelling the moruary record the gas
one have last danceo folding bed al
hash
OF the land with great interest.
Kondke named Mcdonald said to be the richest
man The the is getting so
numerous that he ought hold get ac-
quain ted with himself
There Der of lawyers in the Fair Who
are not afraid assassination" However mind
is not unknown outside the legal profession.
Apparently the people the States their grain
before it had been parched.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1897-09-17

The conference between Governor Budd Mayor Phean
may have been pleasant May morning peaceful
the tomb, but it did gain dignity the
of the yellowe journalists exhibition. The
after of notorey
by the environment of police court
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1897-09-17

The charge that the Kaiser pocketed funds
somebody else will not be printed German papers
large The Kaiser has before displayed
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1897-09-17

1t will be remembered that there tme-not very
long agowhen the exSupevsors regarded the attempt
them joke Of excellence viewing which
they went into of laughter The scrutiny
and the listening any sign
laughter But it fine joke while it lasted.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1897-09-17

The condemned track Bush sreet still peace The
pleasant theory that would be Immediately up
have rested nothing
the That the community should have this
beautiful exhibitions of faith for
is no accounting.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1897-09-17

Texans fight model duel, devoid of frs and cal
nce the merrimen of the behoder Two gentle
Dallas having arrived misunderstanding recently
decided exchange few shots clear the situation.
They did There seconds DOCTORS
The disappeared first fire. and
did the In its model affair but
wouldn't 60 in France
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1897-09-17

The fact that he cannot Mexico annex the repub-
lie to some OF his railway enterprises must strike Mr. Hunting
with shock.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1897-09-17

oaklands burglar will spend year San Quen-
TIM and while this to her hardship places her
safely beyond of the saffron
that will go far toward mitigating the horrors of prison fe
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1897-09-17

Five people who had acquired the dsapprobaton of their
neghbors found morning neatly suspended
from Indiana OF course, Indiana would
imputation that it is civilized highly impressive
degree
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1897-09-17

forbddng City employees to play the races
will be hard the bookie existed
many people the municipal building positions merely
for the benefit of these enterprisng harvesters
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1897-09-17

Irvington is talking Of organizing vsianoe committee
OF it will do nothing of the Sort yet
brigand naturally discern in the plan an
element of hostility his method.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1897-09-17

mum Der of lawyers in the Fair who
are not afraid assassination. However, mind
is not unknown outside the legal profession.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1897-09-17

world The richest the getting Sc
numerous that he ought hold and get &C
ouain ted himself
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1897-09-17

Two Omaha foopads stole to provide coffin for
of their who had business
not often operate on sentimental basis and in this
the sentimental does not have greatly impressed
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1897-09-17

cALIroRN1A glace lrults oos d. Lownsenr.,
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1897-09-17

II Dick Crockers remark that he doesn Low
any effect il will be to the advantage of Mr. Low.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1897-09-17

the of swelling the moruary record the gas
have last dancea folding bed al
though by the
OF the land with great interest.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1897-09-17

There is some comfort in the thought people
thing about it..
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1897-09-17

Apparently the States their grain
before it had been parched.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1897-09-17

THE WINTER GARDEN-Subscrioer' CITY. siam
& Mack were the owners OF the winter uarueh
a. ~ sN 49, tho structure was destroyed oy nre
m one the morning OF the 4th OF August, 1858.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1897-09-17

Mr.. Spalding, Chicago lumber-dealer, has
given 500 600 for historical society and
free library building in his native town, Ath-
ems Pa.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1897-04-02
A Satisfactory Proof

In County Sligo, among the hills, there
is small lake renowned in that region fol
its fabulous depth. The professor hap.
pened to be in that part of Ireland last
summer, and started out for ramblC
among the mountains, accompanied by q
native guide. As they climbed Pat asked
him if he would like to see this lake, "for
it's no bottom at all, sorr.n
But how do you know that, Pat?" ask
ed the professor,
"Well, sorr, I'll tell ye; me own cousin
was shown the pond to a gentleman one
day, sorr, and he looked incredulous like.
just as you do, and me cousin couldn'
stand it for him to doubt his word, sorr.
and so he said, 'Begorra, I'll prove the
truth of me words and off with his
clothes and in he jumped"
The professors face wore an amused
and quizzical expression.
Eyes, soir, in he jumped and didn't
come up again at all, at ALL"
But" said the professor, 81 don't see
that your cousin proved his point by reck-
lessly drowning himself"
Sure, sorr, it wasn't drowned at all he
was; the next day comes cable from him
in Australia, askin' to send on his clothes. "
-Hdrper'S Bdzdr.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1897-04-02
statesmen,

AGENTS WANTED to sell the best line o
nursery Stock. Salary or commission. Cash ad
sanced Tor expenses. Write for particulars.
THE IL q. CHASE co., Maiden. Msss
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1897-04-02
CTATE OF vERNoNT ,1--n--- :.

~ The prohata 49,. haIlooro So
To all persons interested in iO' Saiu District
SAID district, deceased '"'o VI nratIeooro, Ia
Whereas, Edwin @ Roh.-,.,, Greetng
Upon the estate of Charles La1tnn Is,s OF
his nati Toro IN said district deceased has lei
sale of tba IN thls court setting forth that the
ciaI o. ',e whole of the real estate will he bene
in a 70 me heirs and all persons Interested tber
at thu ahe praying for license to sell the same and
norris 70 hn time filed in this court what pur.
is S orjs N ms state to such sale Wherennpr
session ~ mat nay the same be heard at a specia
once in p Saiu court TO be held at the Probate
lSg- VIZ, nra5tleooro, on the 10th day Of Anil
Mhen and where you may be- heard in the
y" see cause 10
A. F. SCHWENK Rsgistar
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1897-04-02
GOMMISSIONERS, NoTICC

The nndarsi-Os ELLA J. CHAMBERLAIN
b oToo Probate Court for the district of Mar
adjust ali I eams to receive, examine ami
VUSal9st the estate of Ella j CbambriaaHn 80
exhibited IN SAID district deceased and all claims
that will G %eet f t5eT Ts hereby give motto
Dexters hall in Wardsborpo o1 sbo les do ~
said day sI ron O'Clock until O'Clock p No. on
February nGt sS six months from the 4th day Of
ms IT, or said creditors to present tbr s
Dated SdAs ~ nation and allowance CHAINS
A. d. 1897. TINS I'd day of March,
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1897-04-02

About Hoods Sarsaprilla and advised me to try
it--This is the kind of advertising which gives
Hoad S Sarseparila the largest sales in the world
Friend tells friend that Hoods Sarsaparilla cures;
that 1t gives strength, health, vitality and vigor,
and whole neighborhoods use 1t as a family med
icine.
Hoods Pills act easily and promptly on the
liver and bowels Cure sick headache
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1897-04-02
F. il. b 4 rEIErS' Commissioners.


II Tba p.Il-.1ENHUN 7, WeStminster. IS.
TO all na me Probate Court for said District
YER RI l6O 90ns Interested in the estate of OIL.
ceased, VI iuthey, In said district, de
on the esis sterGe O. Parker Administrator up
said district ollveT Blood, late OF Grafton. in
his IfS ef setting forth that said deeeased was in
equity To onnv under contract binding in law or
following descT, so T. r. Page of said Puney tn
Blood fa VIZ the same being know as be GbaTt
Blood and w SGf decided to Oliver Blood 6y Pauna
days Of JanuaTrr I Richardson on the ist and }rd
and Town records Vol il, PAGES BOZ and a9s
the SAME agr ror License TO make conveyance Of
upon it is ord.re eao by TO said contract Where
Office o' R Eald court to be held at the PROBATE
A. b, 1897. %boN Falls on the list day OF May
in the premises fisn i ana where you may be heard
ZlNA II, ALLBEE, Register
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1897-04-02
The Tariff.
The Agricultural Schedules Compared.

Following is a comparison of the duties
imposed upon various agricultural prod
ucts by the present law and by the new
measure. 1t should be noted that the new
schedule not only increases all duties but
makes most of them specific instead of ac-
cording to the value as is the case under
the Wilson bill.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1897-04-02
legal Notices.
CTATE OF yERNovT ,,-n---
STATE OF, VERMoNT - =

~, al Inc Probate Court for Said Distric,
said 2istril BOGLE, late of Londc nderry, in
Whereas + ~ ~, Greeting.
court an Instrument purportin 70 ne re- 20 nj
Ol eau deceased for probate:-you are berehy
bate of s saat TINS court win decide upon the pro
" G 70 ne held at the Probate Office in ReiioEs
n iso7 sai1 district on the l7lh day of April.
contes ~ ~ when and where you may appear and
e' ~ you see cause. II
LlNA H. ALLBEE Register
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1897-04-02

The Bicycles are the celebrated Pierce special,
80 Pattern, m'fd by Geo. N. Pierce Co.,, of But,
falo, Boston and New York Fitted with Hartford
Tires, First Glass Nickle Lamp, New Departure
Bell, STANDARD Cyclometer, and Hunt Lace Saddle
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1897-04-02

Experience proves the merit of Hoods Sarsa.
para. 1t cures all forms Of blood diseases. tones
the stomach, builds up the nerves
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1897-04-02
HAWLEY
March 20.
Shirt Waists

vance styles tor the coming
season are here in bewllder-
ing variety for your insPec-
ton. Several hundreds OF
them. Silks, satines, laPPet
mulls, organizes and dimitieS'
Prices from 90 cents to $500
apiece. Very good time to
make selections while the as
sortment is so complete and
varied. Some are dainty, thin
things for evening or a hot
day, others are suitable for i'm
mediate or all the year round
wear like the new "metaIlic
satines." These are black and
colored grounds with silver or
gilt touched figures, warrant
ed not to tarnish, and a silky
fabric. One style, unlined,
with white collar, S1.85. An
other, lined with bolero front
and self collar high in back OF
neck, S2.oo.
Women's ready to wear
Suits and Separate Skirts are
coming in and going out all
the time now. We are trying
to do better and better for our
customers in this department.
Stock is larger than ever be-
fore and we need patronage
from all the surrounding
towns as we'll as our home
trade to warrant a continuance
of so large an assortment. We
are confident OF having found
the right tailors and are GER
tainly satisfied with as reason
able profit as any of the large
city stores.
We have already here few
desirable Spring Coats. More
coats and capes will soon be
here.
What few last seasons sum-
mer coats we carried over 90
now at halt price, and there
is cloth enough in the sleeves
to make an sup to date" shape
if one will take the trouble of
making the change.
In summer capes we did not
carry over single one so
there will be new ones only
when they get here.
Last call on the few winter
garments we have left--do not
expect to have to carry a sim
gle one over.
Cony Collerettes
~ inch bust Cloth Coats
20 inch bust Cloth Coats.
IS inch bust Cloth Coats.
30 inch bust Cloth Coats
81 inch bust Cloth Coats.
81 inch bust Cloth Coats
IL years size Coat
IL years size Coat
years size Coat
years size Coat.
On these the price will be
next door to giving them away.
1t does not matter much how
little money you have if you
want one and can find vour
size. We intend to be able
to say at the commencement |
OF next season, every one
new"
More novelties in fine dress
goods.
Some desirable dotted Swiss
edge curtains, in sets
Or by the yard. Few new
Nottingham curtains.
Applique pillow shams, new
designs, quite handsome.
Once more. AT 10 cents
Zach, another lot of the featb-
'r-stitched butchers linen
ray cloths, same as we had a
month ago.
More wrappers comino IN
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1897-04-02

a better Idea OF the merits of the new
measure may be secured perhaps by COM
pairing the duties actually paid under the
old bill and the new. Under the Wilson
bill oats have paid duty of 20 per cent,
so that if this grain commanded 30 cents
a bushel the duty was only six cents as
compared with - cents for every bushel
regardless of value under the new bill.
Wheat under the old bill has paid duty
of 20 per cent, so that the duty on a
bushel of wheat that sold for 90 cents
was only II cents as compared with %
cents under the Dngley bill And so on
with other products.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1897-06-09

To salute with the left hand is
deadly insult to Mohamme9ars in the
sast.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1897-06-09
Com IN unIcafed.

Born in Fayette township and ell
his life a citizen of Juniata county,
Henry S. Brown of Cocolamus, am
nounces himself as a candidate for
the office of sheriff of Jupiata countT.
Mr. Brown is well known in this end
of the county and has for many years
BEEN one Of Favette townships lead-
ing millers. He possesses high bus
mess ability, unauestiokable charac.
ter and in addition to/his well-known
philanthropy, is Republican Of the
most magnificent pattern. Ia no
sense practical politician, without
greed for gain, his candidacv il in
spired by 20 motives of cupidity. A
Repubiican wll,,e las never falsared in
his support Of the party. -Who has
been a quiet and unostentatious
worker. Mr.. Browns claims upon
the support OF the party, for which
he las yaliently battled for years may
b} Vel considered. Personally alta
Pae.- kindly, generous and approach
able, a mao whose unsullied charac-
ter commands universal respect,
wherever he is known. If chosen hy
the people, viii fill the Office with fl
deity and honor. Scores of our cit
liens here who have known him from
childhood, who know the rocky road
to success that he has troddeu, will
be glad to have an opportunity to
give him their vote at the primaries,
and If nominated to elect him by a
handsome majority.