The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1897-05-21
Editorial and Otherwise
Hith a cnhhler the first is the last.

Lapland.
Beer sometimes brings the drnker to his
bier.
If YOU wish to rise in the world, take passage
in a balloon.
MANY man tried to lead when he is hardly
fit to follow.
1t is mistake to get married on less than
nothing per year.
The rooster differs from politicians in ITS
love of crow.
The greatest mistake some people make is
in being born.
Keep your heart young. even if your head
does get old.
The more man sees of women the more he
likes little girls.
1t is a mistake to think that brains are OF
more value than money.
Loaf.rs are never so impudent and import
ant than at election time.
II is mistake to think q woman loves you
simply because she says so.
1t is A wise woman that knows her own hus-
band at a masquerade ball.
And now Kemper county comes to the front
with an alleged gold mine.
Sometimes a man is full of hope only wher
he is full Of something else.
1t is a mistake to think that all church mem
brrs are sure to 90 to heaven.
When you credit man with his good inten-
tions, don't expect to cash them.
Whenever man makes good guess he be-
gins to talk about his Judgment.
The less people know about each other, the
potter they are when they meet.
Mckinley is very fond of newspaper men
This proves that lie has great head
Never quarrel with any man who may some
time be in position to do YOU IA favor.
1t is computed that 10000 tons of canned
salmon are consumed in England annually.
Indiana oil aud gas pipe lines are to be as
sessed in the same manner as are railways.
| Russia has no campaign speakers; there
fore she exported l,5OO,OOO,OOO eggs last year
| There Is but one spectacle sadder than {
neglected wife, and that is a neglected hus
band.
Some women kiss their pug dogs in prefer
ence to their husbands; some men are bort
lucky.
Bayger, the professional base ball player
has married an hciress. That was goot
catch!
It mistake to think that the friends VIII,
listen to your adventures believe III thel
truth.
Take off the cover, and YOU will find som,
Ilishmen fighting under the Greek cross to
day.
The Turks must hate to pay railroad fare
They have been fighting like devils just for 4
free pass.
Perseverance alwavs wins. Witness th,
boil. How small and insignificant is its be
ginning!
Women drnmmers are becoming quite popu
lar in the West, almost supersedlng men II
that line.
What's in a name? A family named Iucl
in St. Louis came near having to 90 to tn
poorhouse.
Japan has ordered her people to eat NOR
meat, Here's chance for some OF our nul
canneres.
The gnats are so thick in the delta countr,
that they are making life practically unbeara
ole up there.
The Germans do not appear to take k,ndl
to Mexico. There are less than 1000 Of ther
in that country.
The friends of the Vermont man who re
fused to accept an office are about to send hlr
to an asylum.
II is A mistake to think that because yo
clerk in an office you are superior to a ma
WHO uTNtS u ulHN
1t is said that newspaper mans kiss is
passport to good luck. Only to young an
pretty women, however.
Someone recalls the fact that Caleb Cusl
ing would never wear dress suit as he Sal
it made hlm feel uncomfortable.
A fellow often thinks a girl by any 9TH
name would be as sweet, but finds out his mi
take after he gives her his own.
Many q man after marriage wishes he hi
one tenth of the money he fooled away on 9th
girls to buy baby carriage with.
IN winter the Alaskan thermometer go
> down to 60 and 50 degrees below zero. Th
is as low as il can go before it is frozen.
A New York police justice has fined fir
man, who had no time off for counting, 81 {
,, kissing his sweetheart in the public streets.
A Kansas City man advertised recent
that he would exchange breech loading she
gun for a good COW or typewriter, he did'
, care which
Mr.. Mckinley is President, but he can har
" be said to be exercising the powers Of
Office. Tie has transferred most Of them to
friends in the Senate.
The government Of .Roumania has prohi
tied the entry Of Jews into that country. 7
Jews should not complain, for this prohibit
shows that Roumania is q country not fit
live in.
" A pet parrot was cremated in a burnt
building in New York recently. The folio
;, ing are given as the dying words Of poor p'
"Hurry up here with your damned water. !
getting hotter than hell here" Water! wat