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The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-01-30
WITTY LAWYER JOE.
How He Won Cheers From Britons
an Anti english Joke.

Row He Won Cheers From Britons by
an Anti-English Joke.
Among the stories revived for the late
historic festival in old Plymouth is one
concerning Joseph Bartlett. known by
his friends as Lawyer Joe, who soon
after the close of the Revolution went
to London. One evening he strayed into
q theater there and found himself look
ing upon a play which carried u spice
of malice against his countrymen.
During the performance a company
Of Continentals was introduced upon the
stage, evidently for the sole purpose of
proving itself ridiculous. The soldiers
presented a motley appearance. They
moved awkwardly, and their weapons
indicated their various callings. The
farmer shouldered his scythe, the car
penter his hammer and the tinker his
soldering iron.
In bold contrast a attachment of Brit
ish soldiers. with their gay uniforms
and glittering arms, went through va
rious evolutions, marching as one man
and keeping exact time to the stirring
music Of a military band. The differ
chOO was, VI OOuIcos SoIiAluSs duu sut
audience laughed heartily and applaud
ed in evident enjoyment of a scene
which was SC f1attering to the national
pride.
But 1t was too much for Yankee pa
triotism to bear. Lawyer Joe, obeying
al irresistible impulse, sprang to his
feet, jumped upon his seat, waved his
hat high above his head and shouted at
the top Of his voice:
"Long live his majesty, King George
Of England, whipped by t~ailors. thinkers
and cobblers."
For a moment a profound silence
reigned throughout the theater, and il
was a moment Of serious doubt whether
our bold champion would escape the
vengeance of an angry crowd.
But the British admiration Of pluck
and audacity carried the day, and the
ominous stiffness was broken by loud
cheers which burst from the audience
until the very roof rang.-Youth's Com
panion.
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STOPPING a RUN.

n Banker Was n Genius and Rose to
this Emergency. ,
1t was a private bank in a new west
ern town. 1t had been doing business
for a year or so and had the reputation
Of being solid. One day, however, when
1t refused to discount a note for a citi.
zen who was looked upon as shaky, he
went out and talked until he got the
town excited, and a run on the bank
was the result. Then the owner of the
institution proved himself the right
fnanoier in the right place.
George" he said to one of his
clerks. "you know, Bill Scott, of
course?"
ooh, yes"
"He hasn't got and never did have a
dollar in this bank, and yet he's out
there in the crowd yelling loudest of
all. Slip out with a gun and shoot him
in the leg or shoulder-by accident, Of
course.
eyes, SIR"
"And, James," said the banker to
his other clerk, there's the old man
Simpson out in the crowd with his fight
ing dog. Unchain our dog and take him
out by the back door and let him go for
Simpsons canine"
Five minutes later one-third of the
crowd menacing the bank had gathered
around Bill Scott, as he lay in the street
with a bullet in his leg, and another
third were dancing around two dogs en-
gagged in a fierce fight. Then the bank.
| Az opvrauro5 ut fhn doom n saaoInro ~
bills in one hand and a revolver in the
other, and as he fiourished both above
his head he shouted:
Here's the assets of this bank in
my left hand, and here's the liabilities
in my right. Does anybody want his
money!"
No answer.
Assets. d$12, coo; liabilities. six bull.
lets!" continued the banker, as he tap
ped the package Of money with the
muzzle Of his gun.
A few persons cheered.
"And the assets and liabilities are
sorter mixed up, and the Teller who
wants assets may git the other. I'm
waiting to hear from YOU"
He heard. There was a good chorus
Of yells and cheers and ordinations OF
oongratulation, and ten minutes later
the crowd had dispersed and the threat.
ened run on the bank was q thing Of
the past. The money in the package
amounted to less than $500, and the
gun wasn't loaded, but the banker was
a born inancier. New York Sunday
journal.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-01-30
Miseah Grayeya,d Rabbit.

Oars o graveyard rabbit In de da'k or de moon
En- I'm prayin fer ter ketch him-fer ter
ketch him.
But de win keep a-singin SIGH a lonesome tune
Dat ! sorter git a feelin dat de dead rise soon
In I never took dem melens what dey los las
June
In I'm prnyin fer ter ketoh infer ter
ketch him.
Oars q graveyard rabbit whar de gray moss
trail
En- I'm prayin fer ter ketch him-fer ter
ketch him.
But de moonshine see me, en- he look SO pale
Dat I gittin sorter skeery dat my courage
gwine ter fail,
I'm / never took dem chickens what wuz roosin
on de rail.
En- I'm prayin fer ter ketch him-fer ter
ketch him.
kistah Rabbit. Mistah Rabbit. I'm s-wishin or
you well
(But I'm prayin fer ter ketch him-fer ter
keteh himf.
But de win he SO uneasy dat ! 'fraid he gwins
ter tell
Bout de barkin er de watchdog en- de ringin er
de bell,
But I never sell dat cotton what dey tell me
dat I SELL
I'm I'm. prayin fer ter ketch him-fer ter
ketch him.
Frank L, Stanton in Chicago Herah
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A Matter of Doubt

] dunno dat I thankful 'kase / Twin;
'Kase I got ter git a turkey fer Thanksgivin,
En- dey roos' so high
Dat dey tech de sky,
En- I 'fraid de dog'n see me wen de moon go
byi
I dunno dat l thankful 'kase / Twin;
'Ksse / got ter git a turkey fer Thanksgivin,
En- l 'fraid he'll gobble gobble,
En- de folks'l see me wobble,
En- dar'n be O lot sr trouble by an by.
I dunno dat / thankful dat I Twin;
'Kase / 'bleege ter have a turkey fer Thanks
givin,
En- dey roos' SO high
tOh, myl Oh, myD
Dat l 'fraid de dogm ketch me wen de moon
60 byl ea
Atlanta Constitution.
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A Chinese Dwarf.

Loochop, China, is excited owe the
recent appearance on her streets of a
microscopic prodigy in the person Of a
dwarf, who appears to be about SO
years of age, but who is only 30 inches
in height. He has a long gray beard,
which almost reaches the ground, and
talks several Chinese dialects quite flu
emily. He says that he is from ''the
kingdom of the dwarfs by the western
ocean," but further than that no one
knows anything about the prodigy.
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Stoppers.

"There!' said the woman who wants
TO wear them.
"Well?" said her husband.
"a woman on q bicycle stopped a
runaway team a few days ago. And she
says it was her bloomers that enabled
her to do So"
"Shonldn't wonder. Most Of 'em I've
seen would stop q clock, and perhaps it
might work on a team. "-Cinoinnati
Enquirer.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-01-30
G Women.

II do 30 envy Mary Jasmyn," said
tho hostess in that rather high key of
voice acquired by one who battles daily
with the shrieking of the breeze from
Lake Michigan.
MARY does seem rather lucky in her
marriages., assented the visitor.
"Yes, this Is her sixth. But the re.
markable thing is that she has kept the
same hired girl through all Of them.'
Cincinnati Enquirer.
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CondiRn

Two Georgians had engaged in a
warm political discussion. which was
brought to a close by one Of the dispu-
tants shooting and killing the other.
There was q disposition to treat the af-
fair lightly, when a northern man said
to q resident:
Don't you really think that some
thing ought to be done to a man who
kills a political opponent"
WAL" was the reply. IT s'pose it
would be all right not to low him to
vote at the next lection. Truth.
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Some Difference.

"What do they meal by sailing a
mine, popper?" asked the small boy.
els it anything like sailing meat?"
"No, indeed" answered Mr.. Bit
wuntz. "When a man salts meat, it is
because ne wants to keep it. "-Cincin-
natl Enquirer.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-01-30
More Than He Expeoted.

An old man was breaking stones one
day on a country road in Wales, when
a gentleman came riding along. Both
er these stonesl Take them out of my
way" he said. "Where can I take them
to, your honor?" f'I don't care where.
Take them to hades IL You like. "
Don't you think, your honor" said
the old man, THAT I'd better take 'em
to heaven? They'll be less in your hon.
or's way there. Spare Moments.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-01-30
barriers to Education.

"You know Margaret wanted to get
3 man to instruct her in politics?"
Eyes. How did she come out?"
well, she got one, and after she had
listened to him five hours seven other
men came along and told her that he
was ON the wrong side of the question"
Chicago Record. 49, &
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He Reads the Papers.

"You were caught while ~ransacking
the bureau drawers in a residence. +"
said the judge sternly. "What have
you got to say?"
"'Your honor" answered the prison
or, II admit that appearances are
against me, but I will tell you the
truth. I am a novelist and was simply
studying life for a forthcoming realis-
tic story. New York Sunday Journal.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-01-30
The Change.

The Change.
Cruel Clytie would not heed my words of pas
sion,
Although for months Dan Cupid was my
tutor.
"Oh, tickle fair, to treat me in this fashion,
FAREWELL / shall no longer be your sutton"
Then, suddenly, sweet Clytie fell a~-crying.
What change is thisP"I queried from above
her.
And, looking ny, she whispered through her
signing,
"I'd rather change my mind than change my
~loveri"
Brooklyn Life.
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h Wasn't Clear.

"Great Scott, womanl" exclaimed
MIR. Wickwire, to whom his wife was
trying to explain something. "You
couldn't do worse at trying to make
your point if you were attempting to
sharpen a lead pencil !"-1ndianapolis
journal.
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Unknown Now,

"Uncie Simon, what is old fashioned
politeness?"
at Is a way people used to have Of
asking q man about his health and then
listening until he got through replying"
Chicago Record.
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Learning Early.

Mamma--Johnny. Ifear you we're not
at school yesterday.
Johnny-H'm! I'll bet the teacher
told you. A woman never can keep a
secret. Boston Transcripts
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A difference,

"Dah's er big dif'unce," said Uncle
Eben. Gin de Righteousness o. tellin dc
troof ez or matter o. conscience an tell
in it case hits gwinter hut somebody's
feelin's. Washington Star.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-01-30
One Of Its

Daughter-Papa, what does this Is
to / mean?
Mother (interrupting) - 1t means
that everywhere you go you will find
16 people talking politics to l who isn't.
Truth.
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She Would Not Please Him

MI. Brown (sick of arguing)-Now,
my dear Maria, please yourself, and
you'll please me.
Mrs Brown-I shall do nothing of
the kind.-Moonshine.
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Capital opurst,on.

"And what do you regard as the
greatest triumph of modern SURGERY"
Collecting the bills" promptly re-
sponded the great practitioner .-Detroit
News.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-01-30
Horse Nonsense.

II don't think I am really any cheap
or than i used to be," argued the horse.
II am worth just as much as / ever
was. The bicycle has appreciated. That's
all. "-Chicago Tribune.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-01-30
A Chicago Conversation.

Mrs. Livewayte-Haye you ever been
10 Niagara Falls, Mrs. Hampack?
Mrs. Hampack-Don't l always go
there on my bridal toursf-New York
Sunday World.
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Long Drawn Out.

"How did you feel when Charlie was
pr~oposing?"
II felt sure I'd say yes if he ever get
through. "~-Cleveland Leader.
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A

Miss Smashum-I don't care for men.
In fact. I've already said "No' to seven
Of them.
Miss Comely-Indeed! What were
they selling?-Adams Freeman.
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Agreed with Him.

He-You know / always think that
it's people who make a place.
She-Yes, isn't this an awful hole?-
Pick Me Up.
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A Winner.

She--I understand you proposed to
Emily while cut for q stroll last nightl
He-Yes. Iwon in a walk.--Yonkersi
Statesman.
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II think" observed the tragedian
as he lodged a caulifower, "that 1 did
not exaggerate when I said that things
were coming my way. New York
prnSs
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-01-30

"Chaste MOON. sang the poet.
At that the moon hid her face behind
q cloud.
"Alas. that 1 am unworthy of his
praiser' she sighed.
She doubtless had in mind the notori-
q fact that once a month she got full
and staid out all night. Detroit Trib-
une.
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Well Prenared.

Everything is on wheels now ever
bill collectors ride"
"That's all right. I have "a bicycle
myself. Chicago Record,
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with Regrets.

Perdita-Ah, me, / was 10 oncei
Penelope-But you've been 81 a good
many times. haven't you?-Truth.
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Tokens of Culture.

"Are the residents of your fat intel
tectual?"
Eyes, every n of them has a folding
bed that looks like a bookcase. "-Chica.
90 Record.
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No Collection ON susdAys.

Not long ago two country schoolboys
came upon q pillar boz, 9 thing they
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-01-30
had never seen before.

"WN HOFVt WI DCHONCs
Said one. This mrst be a Salvation
Army thing, because it's red"
"Nos" said No. Q. SIT amt that,
because 1t says, No collection on Sum
days. ANSWERS.
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TIME SCHEDULE.

TIME SCHEDULE.
Northern Pacific time card In effect Monday,
June Is.
RRIVE AT HELENA.
No. {, Pacific Express. west bound $40 a. m.
No. 6, Atlantic EXPIRES, east bound, 300 a. M.
No. 3Livingston and Missoula local,
daily except Sunday ................ ii 100 a. m.
No. 4, Missoula and Livingston local,
daily except Sunday ............... 900 p. m.
No. 8, Marysville mixed, daily except
Sunday......... ......... 49,. 9:30 a, m.
ly except Sunday, runs from Basin
on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fri
days, from Elkhorn on Tuesdays,
THURSDAYS and Saturdays, ......... $50 p. m.
No. 102, Rimini mixed, Tuesdays only $50 p. m.
DEPART FROM HELENA.
No. 5, Pacific Express, we%stbound, 3:45 a. m.
No. 8, Atlantic Express, eastbound, 2;O5 a. NJ.
No. 8, Livingston and Missoula local
daily except Sunday ........ ..... IL :05 a. m.
No. 4, Missoula and Livingston local
daily except Sunday .............. 2:10p =. m.
Sunday 3:3Op. m.
daily except Sunday, runs to Basin
Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays,
to Elkhorn Tuesdays, Thursdays
No on ioi' Rimini mixed Tuesdays only 1880 a. m.
Through tickets to Japan and China, via Ia
coma and Northern Pacific Steamship Co..
For information, time cards, maps and tickets,
call on or write
ID. EDGAR,
GENERAL AGENT, HELENA, MONTANA,
CHAS. S. FEE, G.. P. & T. A.,
st. Paul. MINI
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Statesman
The evening tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 189?-190?, 1897-02-06

Ared-S IA square miles.
,577 in 1895, an increase OF
~ per cent. in years.
Bunks-Three National capital and sur
plus q, %, 600. Three institutions for saw
ings.
Voluation-s32 ,612, ,4s4. Net debt about
four millions. Tax rate, s1.65 on each 800
worth of taxable property.
HEectric RailiOays-24 miles, connecting
with all suburban towns. Three systems
the Pawtucket Street Railway, running in
the city and suburbs; the Interstate Rail-
way, running to Attleboro and North At
tleboro; and the Union Railway routes,
running between the city and Providence.
The Interstate has "a miles of road in all.
Manu- aufdcturers-Immense thread mills,
print works, machine shops and foundries
eotton, woolen and hair cloth mills.
Railrodds-On the main line of the New
York, New Haven and Hartford Railroad
distance to Boston 40 miles; to Providence,
the capital of the State, miles; 1856 trains
pass through the city daily.
iSohools-25 school buildings; IL brick
and modern structures; number OF teach
ers employed, 100; one business college;
three large and modern parochial schools.
The Home of Cotton Industry in Amer
ico-First cotton spinning frames in the
country were put I'm operation on July II
0f 1870. Cotton Centenary Celebration was
held Sept. %, 30, and Oct. 1, 2, Sand a, 1890
World Renowned Water Works-Water
pressure In Main street square 110 pounds
- the square inch; water mains 6S miles.
Highways-Total length of streets, 12S
Hiles; six miles of paved streets; 13 miles
Of roadway macadamized.
SeUers-An excellent system of 80 miles.
Under the Guidance of 22 Churches
Many with magnificent edifices. Aggre-
gate church property nearly a million
dollars.
Excellent Paid Fire Departmeut-- Few,
IL any, cities can show such low rate of
IRE losses.
The evening tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 189?-190?, 1897-02-06
GOOD ROADS.

Rhode Island is among the many
States of this Union that should take
an active interest in the good roads
agitation. The country highways In
this commonwealth are susceptible OF
vast improvement, as anyone who has
taken journey upon them knows. In
the farming regions tho need OF solid,
substantial roadbeds is perhaps better
exemplified, but good roads are not at
discount in any community.
The apparently vast amount OF OK
penditure necessary to bring public ar
teries of travel into an acceptable con-
dition exercises greater or less deter
ment in fuence upon the makers of leg
isation, especially those who never can
realize the value of q dollar unless it
has direct return in bushels or
pounds, but there are always suffi-
cient number of farsighted men in
every body of legislators to be able to
hold back the watchdogs. It is esti-
mated that every dollar spent in the
Improvement of public roads will
donble upon itself in three to six years,
according to the amount OF travel.
Trolleys and steam roads have cut into
the requirements OF the horse travelled
thoroushfare to considerable extent,
it Is true, but the day will never come
when any State can profitably dispense
with substantial highways, no matter
how great the amount OF travel upon
lines used by automatic motors,
We are putting out large sum upon
the new State House. A handy amount
is being spent each year by our differ
ent cities in widening and improving
municipal streets. A big bank account
is raided every year TO celebrate the
Fourth of July. There are other ex-
penditures. Cannot some of this money
be profitably laid out in improving the
country ronds?
The evening tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 189?-190?, 1897-02-06

stood in deep reverie in front OF the
window of well-known stationery
store. on Main street last evening /
had Imagined that the observance of
the day was q thing Of the past, but
after listening to the conversation.
which could not well avoid overhear-
ing, found that was mistaken, and a
return OF the day is still q matter of
pleasant anticipation.
N
A stranger from the quiet precincts
OF Taunton arrived in this city on Wed
nesday, and as his business will prob
ably require stsy OF week he started
out as soon nc he reached the city to
find q good hotel. The rate per day,
he said, was not as much of an object
as perfect quiet. At the first place OF
entertainment he was assured that per-
fec: quiet was the order of the night,
and accordingly he placed his name on
the register and at early hour retired.
Everything was quiet until about mid
night, when he was aroused by fellow
guest, who was having job to find his
room and repeatedly called at his door
to find out what floor he was on. His
next experience was even worse than
the first, for he was located at house
where the guest, or many OF them,
work during the evening and sleep
during the day. His next stop was
near the headquarters OF brass band,-
and this morning he left for Centra
Falls, and will try bis luck in that pas
toral city.
THE TOURIST.
The evening tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 189?-190?, 1897-02-06

Ex-Mayor Coughlin OF Fall Riyer,
she newly elected president OF the Mass
achusetts Democratic State commit
see. is an able, fearless and eloquent
exponent OF Democratic principles and
policies. He is very popular with the
lesders OF the several sections Of the
State and with the rank and file Of the
marty. We predict for him success
fui administration Of the high Office to
vbicb he has been chosen.
The evening tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 189?-190?, 1897-02-06

The prominent cotton manufactures
OF Massachusetts, and Rhode Island en-
tered upon the new agreement of curtail-
ment yesterday. This action will ben
eft smaller mills, If it influences them
ut all. The consumption of cloth is
NOT as was anticipated, and the present
agreement is made to further prevent
piling Of surplus stock, il possible.
The evening tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 189?-190?, 1897-02-06

Some OF the most prominent Demo
Gratis in New York city are quietly join
ing TammaDy. They have come to
realize the hoilowness Of the reform
professions of the existing regime as
we'll as tho utter falsity of the stories
circulated about the great Democratic
organization.
The evening tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 189?-190?, 1897-02-06

IL is to be hoped that James Wilson,
who Is to be the national hired man,
has taken due notice that the White
House cows must be MIXED ut g q. IN.
The cabinet is so shaky that we want
( feel assured that Mr.. Wilson is not
one of those who are going to become
dissatisfied and back out.
The evening tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 189?-190?, 1897-02-06

Mayor Williamson and his city mar
shal have been shaking up the dry
bones OF the police force over in Brock
ton. Several men who thought they
had life jobs have had to get out. Will
hanson Is an aggressive official, but 80
far he has had the people with him. Z
The evening tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 189?-190?, 1897-02-06

The Mckinley administration outfit
is 90 busy with the inaugural details
that it hasn't had chance yet to dis.
tribute any samples Of the prosperity
the late election was to turn out.
The evening tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 189?-190?, 1897-02-06

The latest attempt al murder was
made by young man who tried to in
ooulste his stepmother with diphtheria.
This new weapon opens q vast held.
Next We know our respected citizens VIII
be complaining OF being held up in .
daxk alley at the roint Of diphsheris
The evening tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 189?-190?, 1897-02-06

The Brooklyn police mntrons have
petitioned to be made members Of the
police force of Greater New York
with the same rights and privileges
and under the. same conditions and with
She same liabilities as other members
Of said force" You never can tell
where the new woman will break out.
The evening tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 189?-190?, 1897-02-06

Mr.. Mckinley is said to be in very
jubilsnt frame Of mind. Considering
the size of his woodpile he ought to be.
The evening tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 189?-190?, 1897-02-06

Insanity From Love Aflairs.
Returns show that 16 persons in 1000
who are confined in lunatic asylums have
been made insane by love affairs.
The evening tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 189?-190?, 1897-02-06
iIe Told Her.

Mother (emphatically)-Johnny, what
are you doing out there in the rain?
Johnny-Gittin wet.--Exchange.