New-York tribune., 1897-12-08
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

many telIS or q herman Biri VINO was stuuylH
| English. and who used to write letters In English
TO her parents. One day the German girl handed
a letter to her. saying: Here is the letter which
havs written TO my mother. I want you to read 1t
and see II 1t Is properly written" The letter
was all right excepting tho closing phrase. which
read as follows: God pickle and keep you An
investigation proved that the young German woman
| In, looking for a synonymo for preserve had come
across pickle
niversary 10 one OF his tenants)-Here's a dollar
for you Joe because you couldn't come to the
5 .nd on drunk M RS thank san
Blatter.
In the Highlands OF Scotland the church attend
ance stormy days Is rather small One minister
recently finding himself on boisterous Sunday con-
fronted with but one solitary auditor who happened
to be gruN outspoken character took him into his
confidence with 4 view TO propate him. "will
| 60 with the sermon. John?" john sruffiy: "Of
coorse Getting into tho pulpit and leaning over II
! he asked: win I give you the Gaelic sermon or
tho English one7" John. moro srufny still: Giles
| bath: ye're well paid for t.
Simple sta,egy.-Emma-Ah wors the use Of yer
standin an lookn' N the wnder when yer 'aint
go. nG ri tell y ssnd ana look and
aggrawate myself to that extent that the excitemen
OF o s' crust ms OF BREAD %d .n
Bazaar.
The temperance people Of Lawrence. Mass. are
bombardins tho saloon with what they call poetry
| Hero Is a specimen:
Could Lawrence swap of her saloons
For plague and yellow fever.
fSf Mu:h smssr Setter on sr' 'Re Would leave her
TIL. Christian Scientists have Just dedicated . new
church building in Chicago costing about 800, o00
II Is Of Greek architecture. capable Of seating be-
tween fifteen hundred and two thousand people
Eight thousand devotees OF tho faith attended the
four services held the Sunday Of its dedication
few weeks ago. there being elaborate choral ana
musical performances accompanying each service
There are no preachers pastors In this faith. but
addresses were given by the readers. letter was
read from Mrs Mary Baker Eddy the foundress
| OF tho denomination. In which she set forth the
doctrines OF whi n she calls the science OK CHRIS
tianlty II 10 said that there are now Sls regularly
Organized churches Of Christian science in the United
States England and Canada, and that the denomina-
ton Is rapidly growing
Arrtic Exoiorcr-Then we can't wait longer for the
relief expedition We must return home at once
! Detroit Journal -
| Hot luncheons have now been served for three
years In tho public schools OF Boston. Thus far
there ha. been a deficit Of $500 each year. New
| kinds OF food" says The Boston Transcript" Are
being introduced and tried all the time. and II Is felt
that the undertaking is not yet past It's experimental
stage II Is difficult to get the pupils to prefer the
! most wholesome food. and here again there is
chance for los food Of this sort Is prepared and
sometimes not called for at all Each school.
ourosly enough has It's individual tastes ono rum
ming to certain kinds OF food and another to other
kinds, In spite OF all drawbacks. however the
undertaking 10 found worthy OF imitation In many
other places"
Its Use Discovered What is the use Of the vern-
form appendix" asked the teacher OF the class In
p''STho Ssrmlform appendx. promptly answered
Chicago Tribune.
THE Baltimore American" says: There has been
during the last two years. and there still continues.
a very marked movement from the West to the
| South Hundreds OF Industrious and thrifty men.
after hard and unsuccessful struggle In the West.
have given It up and come to the South. to md
good homes and splendid opportunities to make a
living for themselves and their families. They
pleased with tho change they have made. and the
success OF the new Maryland colonies has far
ceeded even the fondest hopes OF their projectors
The niece Of an ex-Goyernor Of Indiana Is running
saloon in Wichs she ,s was educated M in one sn Of
accomplished musician She say: the Kansas boom
naass @oney and and died leaving her @ "A
City Journal
| Tho second annual meeting Of the New-York State
Science Teachers Association will be held In Ithaca
December 80 and 81. BY the courtesy Of the trus-
tees OF Cornell University. tho OF the physical
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association for its general sessions. together with
such committee rooms and rooms for conference as
may be necessary. The campus headquarters Of
the association will be In Boardman Hail. whore the
secretary OF the association may be found between
and o'clock on December 2S to register attending
members
Two newsboys in the gallery witness . perform
ance Of Hamlet" In the last scenes, after Ham,
let has killed Laertes and the king and the queen
have died Of poison and Hamlet Of poisoned wound.
one OF the newsboys exclams: "Jin what a time
that must have been for extra specials!-tTt-Bits.
Most OF tho houses OF the abandoned boom"
towns OF Kansas have been hauled out to neighbor-
Ing farms where they utilized dwellings or
barns.
Some women, well some men, have queer
notions. The day that Mrs Leonora Mcmahon Of
ST. joe Kan. was married she had her first hus-
bands body taken up at Wichita and sent to her At
Kansas City. The bride and bridegroom Joined the
/ remains there and accompanied them to Wsconsln
Tor Observation-Disclosures Globa