The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-11-21
Along the Kan sas Nile.

/ In the convention when Harrison was
! I animated for president the Kansas dee
, cation as for Allison of Iowa.
| A. Emporia Mrs. Walkup IS reported 20
be woman for whom = would be awfully
hard TO have a Platonic affection.
The average Kansas man is getting so
much money on hand that he feels at III
erty to say he doesn't like Kaffir corn
cakes.
Governor Leedy dreamed the other nigh.
tha5 he was in KIond.ke. He IS in reality.
with all mis- metropolitan police troubles.
in Nesuv.us.
Ia every litter OF pigs there is one runt
TIE Florence Bulletin says the idea OF
socialism is TO equal.ze plgiOm by making
all pigs runts.
The courts having given blacklsted
ra!Icad man $1,000 damages. Farmer
Smith should ut once starr IN against Cy
Le.aI.i with a suit.
1t remained for Chester Long 10 prove
to Kansas tina; a man can keep MS nous
tachc neat and at the same time be a
fighter from away back.
It is said that Senator Baker. as soon
as congress is open, vii. deliver a speech
that VII jar the chandeliers. He was Few
last year. Now IL is different.
Probably the first thing Bernar. Kelly
viii do as chaplain In the army viii BE- N
drink from The same canteen with som.
soldier and then have nm locked up in the
guart-house.
Charles Finch; Leavenworth r. the ola
fashioned town OF Kansas that still has
some block pavement. That Is. the town
has pavements that consist OF one par;
block 10 three parts hole.
Lots of Kansas farmers. who were. ac-
cord!ng 20 their own testimony. serfs three
years ago. today have music boxes In the
front pariors. and are talking Of having
ball-bearing hinges for the bsrn-Goorr.
Ex-senator PETER. whose misfortune ~
being logged by Leeiy's adm niztrati0n
has temporarily opened door in obscuriiy
and revealed him. r. a great dreamer \
rea! ambition with him IS 70 be press-
dent
Something the layulan does not know IS
that large number OF the salaries Of coBn-
. officers In Kansas arc divided. The
man elected divies With the man who laid
Gown IN the convention, and permitted his
nomination.
IL the laugh is on anybody IN Kansas.
II Il OF the Republican. When Doster was
elected chief justice. the average Repub-
lean had an !dsa that he would pTy up
one end OF the constitution aad put 1yaa-
mite under the whole state.
Judge Burnett % Sumner County recently
gave child 20 tie poor mother IN o.
vorce suit IN preference 20 the rich father
wko promised 70 educate he-. on fne
grounds that mothers love = worth more I
10 giri than college ssiucstion-
Karsss never foT-ets ~ stomach Ths 4
Abl4ne Reflector lu announcing tat T. I
mr. Kolaachy. while zaB-E on to3 I
fence. feu and broke both Erfsts. paisei- I
icsHy concludes the account q TIE sccs-
Geut By saying. he WI have 70 have 4
soHssbesy feed him"
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