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San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1897-07-02

Advertise in the Sunday Light.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1897-07-02
CITY NEWS.

Some fine oil painting are on ex-
hibition at the SILVER KING.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1897-11-10
CREATING sxs r.MENr.


Dsrnaustratiaa Asaiast hiass- suppiaat-
tat amsrie,as 10 a. rsd Tiass
streator. H.. Nov . The announce
ment that Cinnamon would be- placed
In the mines OF the northern Illinois
coal Geld has caused an immense
amount Of excitement here and a call
has been issued for a full convention
Of the district 10 be held next wednes
day afternoon in this city. Every
shaft will send delegates and In the
meantime the various organizations
will get together and take action.
II Il understood that Wednesdays
meeting will BE- Of impo -tanoe to th'
craft throughout the state. as u Is
claimed that II Cinnamon are allow
ed 20 go 20 work here and elsewhere
Il viii only be a matter OF time when
mines employing that kind o. lahoi
will be able to undersell those employ.
Ing skilled hands. and thus the price
will be again forced down. The situa.
ton here Il looked upon by business a
most serious. The Chinese qucstiof
has put an entirely new phase upon Il
II means 10 Streator alone the dls
placement 81 about three thousand
men.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1897-11-10
THE ANSWER SATISFACTORY


sp.,n'. Reply nsad .nI Dise,sssd ia
ths csbia-, We tia
washington. Nov. a-The full text
Of spaln's reply 20 the wood'ord note
was read at me cabinet meeting today.
ns tone was pacific and instead 81 be-
ing "a an var'ike. IL regarded BY the
cabinet a. very satisfactory. and a. cal
sulaiod to allay any fear q hostile out
break
The cabinet also gave considerable
attention 10 the ice-tound Herring
whale feet Two plans have been de-
claed upon. one of them 20 send the
Bear from Seattle which cannot he
made ready for two weeks. and another
10 send the Thrashof. a whaling vessel
nov NJ San Francisco. This latter de-
termination was reached after the re-
rolpt Of a telegram by secretary Ions
from the cnmmandnnt ~ Mare Island
navy yard The Thrasher can be pro-
vlsloned at once and sent Immediately
on her mission u Is stated there u
very good surply Of provisions al
Z Point Barrow and another supply NJ
Hersrhel isiard. also that AZ least ihre'
vessels well supplied with provisions
viii winter IN tie Arctic ocean. Tn,
/ location Of reindeer IN Alaska, which
are wanted for transportation. Is no
known. bat Il D. believed a supply car
I be obtained.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1897-11-10
SONE STRANGE THING.
The Common Council Of Plilii,l-
phia Gives Away Millions
GAS WORKS LOANED OUT.
Voted Them 10 = Company For Thirty
Years when Another csmpany IVES
wlliing 10 Pay si0.000.o0O
FOR the fame PriviIsts

Philadelphia, Nov. s.-Amid cheer
eateGlls and Kisses. which the police
vainly endeavored 10 prevent. the CON-
mon council OF the city OF Philadelphia
last night voted away the most valua-
BILE property owned by the city the
gas worth at least 10000. 900
Members who opposed the deal spoks
bitterly against the proposed leElsla-
tlon and members fGvoring the meas
uro said nothing Finally their leader
Mr. Van Osten. arose and moved the
previous question Al that time th'
galleries were filled with citizens Tn
question being ordered. the roll calle,
and the vote stood ~ TO 50 20 giv'
away for 80 years this valuable prop
erty. A scene OF great confusion fol
lowed
Early In the session a eommunlea
ton was read from what Is known n
the Baker syndicate. which had BIZ
for the gas eorks. This syndicate wa
composed Of reputable men end form
ally offered 10 take a lease Of tn
works on the same terms AZ the pro
posed ordinance gives them 10 th
United Gas Improvement company. an
IN addition 10 pay down imW ediatel
| 81 900 900 In cash. and $780, annual
/ ~ for 30 years. thus giving the cit
$40. 900 600 for the lease. The Unite
Gas and Improvement company. whic
was voted control. proposes TO pay N
city nothing. but instead insists
shall charge private consumers 81 %
thousand feet for gas for the next :
years.
The only thing to Hfeyrnt the Sss
from going through II the mvor
veto. Before electioa b. promissd
prevent any such measure gpin
through.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1897-11-10
NJ, In,.r..,-a :. chl.. :.

springvalley. Ills. Nov s.-The
news that Cinnamon are 10 be import
ed to the mines AZ Cornhill. Is not con-
adered very seriously az this place.
Men stood around the corners in knots
discussing this latest phase OF the
strike situation In northern Illinois
but "collles" ala not interest them a.
much as the reported settlement a.
Braceville. where Il was stated the
miners had accepted the operators
offer. Men In this part Of the district
are indignant over the action Of the
Braeeville men In accepting a settle
mcnt below the scale SprinEvalley
men claim to have the strike won ard
the leaders that no matter n Rracevllls
does return to work az the non-union
scale. Springvalley men viii hold ou'
until next May. " necessary. for the
scale formulated az Springfield. ladd
seatonvllle. Iasalle and Peru are a
equally firm. Labor leaders here scot
al the Idea OF OF the collie" movement
being a success. They say It's only
blum.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1897-11-10
SENIOR RoeLeoo,s SPEECH
lie Praises csRsvas aud weyisr asd
causes Mach thinhiR1

Causes Mach ihinhlst
New York. Nov. "a dispatch 70
the Herald from Madrid says:
On Monday Senior Romero Robledo
made an important speech 10 his adj
herents.
About 400 persons were present AZ
ter abiding 20 the national loss sus-
tanned b. the death Of Canoyas he
proceeded 10 say that the Conservative
party In Spain no longer exists lie
directed bitter recrlminatlons against
those Conservatives who have gone
over 10 silyela. and severely eensurei
Marshal Martinez Campos for his be-
haylor since Canovgs' death
lie eulogIzed Gen. wey er, and prals
I'd Canoyas' memory for having kept
him In Office In Cuba through thick
and thln aud he drew a comparison be
tween the Canovists ard Silvellsts,
strongly IN favor OF the former and
said that II the Liberals fail Va the
present program It is all up with
Spain.
lie declared that the spaniards rec
ognlzed General Weyier'a successes and
condemned the autonOmiai regime. tie
said the Liberal government has
dreams every night a. 10 whore Gener
nj Woyler Is going 10 diaembark but
that the government does not know
what General Woyler thinks. because II
IL going to ask him
10 concluded hia speech by saying
that he approved of General Wey =
views and that he was resolved 10
come 10 an understan sing with him
Romero Rohledo'a ~ crh is cnnsid-
cred throughout Madrid as a wo1der.
fnl piece Of Orat0ry and q has created
great sensation here.
I on this afternoon at o'clock
Romero R0bledls leading adherents
viii meet IN private council This
meeting. 4 "a understood. vii ask To-
the convcnlng 81 che assembly in De-
cember 10 consult af 20 memorial N
honor Of Canovas. 20 propaga'e these
doctrines Of Romero Ruhlcdo and 10
arrange a manifestation In favor ol
/ VIEWER.
The Carllsts held a meeting a. San
Itauder 10 honor Of General Wryler on
Friday. During the speeches General
Weyier vas natterinely spoken Of ~.
health was drunk aud the body resolv
"a 20 attend the demonstration on Gen
eral woyler's arrival al saniander.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1897-11-10

Louisville. Nov. 9-The general as
semhly OF the Knights OF Labor was
called to order here this morning by
Grand Master J X. Sovereign About
SO delegates were present and about %
more are expected. among the dele
gates are a number Of the most prom
lnent leaders IN the movement In this
country and abroad. Many reforms
viii be urged upon the president and
congress at this session. which viii
consume week or more.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1897-11-10

Musoogee. I. r.. Nov. e.-Charley
Clifton, alias Dynamite Dick." wa.
Killed at the house Of Sid Williams. u
miles west Of Checotah. by Deputy
Marshals Lawson and hussle. The on
GERS were In waiting and when nyna
mite Dick arrived called on him 70 sur
tsnder. Ills answer was a rifle shot
The officers then opened Gre. shooting
the dcapcrado rs times and killinl
him instantly.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1897-11-10

ucneal james nuano. Is years old,
died az New York City.
Fx-unhci States senator Nathan
Fellows died az Westerly. r. !.
Alexander J. Crulchheld. an old Pic.
neer and respected Citizen Of Fort
Worth. Texas. dicd IN that city Of drop
~.
Robert berry. years old, was
dragged 20 death by a COW At Norman
o r.. Ne was taking the animal 70
water and tied the rope around his
waist.
Mount Nersuvius Is IN a state Of
great eruption. Several villages IN
danger.
The gold in the United States treas
my IA sii5.6i6.5si.
Fort Custer. Mont. win be aban'
doned a. . fort
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1897-11-10

Washington. Nov. "a crank ap.
peared at the White house early TO-DAY
and demanded 20 see President Ne.
Klnley. lie said the president had MOI
treated him right Tie tried 20 20 AZ
stairs hy the elevator. but was takef
IN charge BY officers. He broke ava,
from them and trick 10 hide behind th'
conservatory. and was taken to th'
police station. At police headQuarterl
the man said he was Henry Rocket
81 l2li Fourth street, Southwest Their
Is no such number and address In thi
city.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1897-11-10

Weston. ". Va. Nov. s-Milton
Hickman. the leader Of a gang % des
peradoes. was shot and Killed near a
church By Deputy United States Mar
shall RAIDER and a large posse. The
dEht was protracted and RAIDER and
two 81 Hickman's gang were wounded
Hickman left the mourncrs' bench 10
engage In the fight He was a post
ofice rohhcr and the leader Of a dan
gerous gang. The ahair took place In
the mountains near Marklcy.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1897-11-10

Pinevlne. Ky. Nov. e.-Andrew
Vaughn. a prominent farmer and his
wife. were found by nelghbors IN their
house IN a dying condition early this
morning. u o. supposed Vaughn be-
came mentally unbalanced and while
In this state shot Wis wife and then
himself
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1897-11-10

ST. Louis. Nov. a--president Georg,
BENJAMIN Johnston. NJ. d.. Of Rich.
mond, Va. called to order the tenth
annual meeting Of the Southern sur,
glcai and 0yuecological association
here Many proin,nenl men OF medlcln,
are present from ainercnt parts Of ths
country.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1897-11-10
Price, . cents.
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Fine premium hams deyied peaches In
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Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1897-05-02

Ola papers for sale ct the Dispatet
emcA
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1897-05-02

mendous impetus to railroad bulialns ~
ireland. conservative businessmen say
and this would mean the infusion OF
commercial spirit which Is 81 present
sadly lacking. Inasmuch as close cum
mercial ties generally become sinews v,
friendship, the advocates OK the tun'e.
declare that their plan Is well WORTHY o. o.
patriotic support. as a possible Key "
the solution OF the Irish problem.
Tho statement made in the beginning
OF this article that the tunnei IS .ac
largest conception OF the sort III ,no
history OF the world. Is shown peyon1
peradventure by comparison win 'no
great tunnels completed or IN prospect
The tunnel between Dover and Caiais'
or England and France. would De no mo,
of an undertaking, SO far as the pui'u-
ing of the tunnel Is concerned tnan mas
been accomplished half dozen times.
Beside that. the Doyer-Calais tunnei -
In statu quo. In 1881, some 2,VV leet OIL
experimental borings were made through
the chalk and mari, beginning al foihe-
stone, but that is about all that mas Deeh
accomplished.
We have our tunnels under the hersey,
the Severn, and the Thames, the secohd
being the greatest of the three, but
the building thereof was as cniids play
compared to this. These tunnels ana
the one in the United States between
Port Sarnia and Port Huron, and under
the Detroit river, comprise all the supa-
queous undertakings OF this sort OF any
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1897-05-02
A Common Type.

~walters Is posing as an asnostio late
ly."
Eyes; walters 10 ogie OF those raiows
who won't believe the Jonah story pus
has full faith in the'airship."
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1897-05-02
The Democratic Convention.
(Scottsville Courier.)

Within a few weeks the State Demo.
cratic Committee will decide upon the
time and place for holding a convention
to nominate candidates for Governor.
Lieutenant-Governor, and Attorney-Ge n-
eral.
The convention will most probably be
held during the first weeks OF August
The cities wishing to entertain it are
Richmond. Charlottesville Roanoke. Nor
folk, Newport News. and Lynchburg.
OF these, II Is very uncertain which the
committee will choose but we would like
to see Lynchburg win the prize.
Lynchburg has not had the convention
for several years. 1t is located GEN.
trally and having unsurpassed railroad
facilities. Is easy Of access from every
part OF the State. It's hotel accommoda-
lions are second only to Richmond's in
Virginia. and there will be no trouble In
obtaining . suitable hall In which the
convention can hold its sessions-either
the opera-house or Moorman's Ware
house having q seating capacity largely
in excess Of the number OF delegates who
viii be In attendance
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1897-05-02

served seats to these concerts are 81,
sl.25, and $50.
The programmes, which speak for them
selves, are as follows:
Thursday evening, May 9Th, SIS p. NJ
Festival Chorus, Mr.. Arthur Scrivenor
director; Boston Festival Orchestra, Mr.
Emil Mollenhauer, conductor. Soloists
sIrs. Frances Dunton Wood, soprano
Miss Jennie Mae Spencer, contralto; Mr.
j. III. Mckinley, tenor; Mr.. Heinrich
Meyn, bass. Programmes: Overture
"Oberon," (Weber) Festival Orchestra
chorus, Hail Bright Abode" Crannhau-
| ser) Wagner) Festival Chorus and Or
chestra; aria. Lend Me Your Aid" (Gou-
nod Mr.. Mckinley; scene and air from
Donna Caritea," (Mercadante) Miss
Spencer; (a) air for G string, (Bach- VII
helmj) (b) Perpetual Motion, (Novacek,)
played by all the first violins; Romanza
Evening Star" (Tannhauser) (Wagner,)
Mr.. Meyn. Intermission: Aria, 'Ah.
Patria Mia" (Aida,) (Verdi) Mrs. Wood
(oboe oblig2to by Mr. Arthur Trepte)
symphonic poem, LES Preludes," Niszt, }
Festival Orchestra; quartette, from "Rigo-
letto," Verdi) Mrs. Wood, Miss Spencer,
Mr. Mckinley, Mr.. Meyn; choral ode,
1.-THE Sun Worshippers." (Goring Thomas,)
Mrs. Wood, Mr.. Mckinley, Festival Cho-
rus, and Orchestra.
Friday afternoon, May 7th, at $50 p. NJ.
Boston Festival Orchestra. Mr.. Emil Mol
lenhauer, conductor. Solosts: Miss Jen-
ME Mae Spencer tontralto; Miss Minnie
Little, pianist; Mr.. Charles Moerenhout,
violinist Programme: Overture, lie
Carnival Romain," Berlioz, Festival
Orchestra; violin concerto COP. 22), wei
niawski) Mr. Moerenhout and Festival
Orchestra; aria, "Che Faro" (Orpheus.)
(Gluck,) Miss Spencer; mInuet by re-
quesD. OF. c. Hahr) Festival Orchestra:
piano concerto. Symphonic National Hol-
landaise," Miss Little ard Festival Or
chestra; scene, la Mort de Jeanne
dare" Bemberg) Miss Spencer; over
ture, die Meistersinger," (Wagner) Fes-
tival Orchestra.
Friday evening. May 9TH, at Sl5-Fes-
tival Chorus, Mr.. Arthur Scrivenor. direc-
tor; Boston Festival Orchestra, Mr.. Mol
lenhauer. conductor. Soloists: Miss Rose
stewart, soprano; Mrs. Katherine Blood
good, contralto; Alr. j. H. Mckinley.
tenor; Mr.. Heinrich Meyn, bass. Pro
gramme: Selections from "St Paul -"
tMendelssohn,) Miss Stewart. Mrs. Blood
good, Mr.. Mckinley, Mr.. Meyn. Festival
Chorus and Orchestra. Intermission:
Overture, 1872" (Tschaikowski) Festival
Orchestra; aria from Jean de Paris. -
lbolldleu.) Mr.. Meyn; andante from quar-
tette in Il fiat, (Tschaikowshi,) Festival
string Orchestra; aria from I'll Barmere. -
lhossini) Miss Stewart: choruses a capel-
Ia, ta) "Oh, My Love Is Like Red. Red
Rose CD 1.-THE Sands o. Dee" C. A..
Macfarren) the Wednesday Club (by re-
quesD; aria from Samson and Delilah.'
(Saint-Saens) Mrs. Bloodgood: prize song
from die Meistersinger." (Wagner) Mr..
Mckinley; overture, ''rannhauser," (Wag-
ner) Festival Orchestra.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1897-05-02

Programmes for the Three Concert''
which VIII he of High Order

Tho May Music Festival. which WIZ
take place at the Academy Of Music next
Thursday and Friday, will be the most
important musical event in the history
OF this city. Never before has festiva'
been conducted here upon sucn proau
lines as are laid down by the wednesday
Club for their concerts rhis year; never
before has such an enormous outlay Dceh
made as In the present instance TO secure
artists who should ensure the success Oh
the concerts from the highest plane. III
remains to be seen whether the public Is
in sympathy with the club and its avowed
object to educate and elevate the musical
taste of the community.
There will be three cornerstone on
Thursday night and two on Friday. Inc
"Wednesday Club. German American
choral Society, and the Boston Festival
Orchestra, with eight renowned soloists,
will take part in them. The prices Of re-
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1897-05-02

(FdE6 CUuTEETJ
Tho people OF Virginia will DO asked
to vote on the fourth Thursday In May
for or against constitutional conven-
ton. Such convention will take 100000
out Of lean treasury Strange to say.
those who are advocating 1t persistent.
ly decline to inform tho voters who are
asked to vote for II what such conven-
ton proposes to do. What needs to be
done. II anything, can be a. well done
without any cost TO tho groaninG tax
payers. Why. thsn. should the people
ego Il blind" and assemble at such cost
body Of politicians 70 act without In.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1897-05-02

Cards, Bill-Heads. Statements. Letter
Heads. Note Heads Circulars. Handbills.
dodgers. etc. printed by the Dispatch
Company ut low prices. VIII give you
good work at same prices you, pay for
inferior work. Send US your oEders. and
we win guarantee satisfaction IN every
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1897-05-02
TO TUNNEL THE SEA.
es5, ooo,o ARE LIKELY TO NE Ex-
PENDED IN THE PROJECT.
UNDER GOVERNMENT CONSIDERATION,
A Marked Saving In Time and =
Rough Passage by Water Avoided
The Construction of the Great suD-
way Guaranteed. f,
fcorrespondence OF the plspatch.)

LONDON, April 31.-The British Gov
eminent now has under consideration
plan for the greatest submarine tunnei
which the mind OF man ever conceived.
1t provides for passageway. to be lign'ed
by electricity. beneath the irish Sea OF
the North Channel. as 1t is called, from
a point in Scotland, just north OF foih'
Patrick. to a point in Ireland just west
of Carrickfergus and several miles north
OF the arm of the sea stretching UP 10
Belfast. which Is known as Belfast Lake.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1897-05-02

note. OF course, there are the MONT
Gents. st. Gothard, and other tunnels
which are both under and overgrouhu,
but the difficulties in their construction
were hardly Of the sort to be compared
with those which confront the builders
of the proposed tunnel between Scotland
and Ireland.
With only the methods OF quarter OF
n century ago to depend upon, the con-
structlon Of so great a tunnel peneath
vast body OF water would nave peeh
simply impossible. Modern genius, now.
ever, has rendered the performance Oh
a seeming miracle not only possible, but
comparatively easy.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1897-05-02

a student in one Of the Buffalo medical
colleges Is responsible for the statement
that ut certain place OF public entertain
mcnt one OF the boys was Dragging
Of his manifold accomplishments. until
one OF tho company lost patience and
oeid In grux tone: Now. we've heard
enough about what you can do. Come.
1ell " what there 10 you can't do. and
p>ol'ed the student. With yawns y
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1897-05-02

Miss Mary Gilham; Treasurer. Mrs'
George T.. King: Corresponding secIe-
tary. Mrs. Charles T.. Smith; RECORDING
Secretary. Miss Anna Boykln; Mrs. VIZ
liam II. Tatum. Mrs. B. b. valentine
Mrs. II. w. Scott.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1897-05-02

can't pay my account here: 80 glad to
find you're the man to Go it, And the
critic paid the score. amid roars OF
laughter from the party.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1897-05-02

struction? We are far from believing
that a majority Of the Intelligent citizens
OF the State are In favor OF any sGca
scheme LIST them say so at the pons.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1897-09-17
No Ronder De Obiected.

a certain learned professor in New York
has wife and family, but, professorlike, his
thoughts are always with his books. One
evening his wife, who had been out for
some hours, returned to find the house re-
markably quiet She had left the children
playing about, but now they were nowhere
to be seen. She demanded to be told what
had become of them, and the professor eX-
planned that, as they had made a good deal
Of noise, he had put them 10 bed without
waiting for her or calling a maid. u hope
they gave you no trouble" she said. NO, y
replied the professor, with the exception
Of the one in the cot here. He objected a
good deal to my undressing him and put
ting him to bed" The wife went TO inspect
the cot why she exclaimed, that's
little johnny Green, from next door. -
Chicago Tribune,
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1897-09-17
aFRosTEp HIS PIPES q
The Troubles Of a Culpritin a Justice
Shop.

The Troubles Of CulDFit In c Justice
Shop.
he was d sOrry-looking specimen as he
climbed YEARLY up to the witness chair ID
Justice SeVers0n's court. His eyes were
Ctiseoiored and his features aBry. lie raised
bu1ged looking fist as he took the oath tc
Yell the truth, the whole truth and nothing
but the trutEs "sWeipImgod." HisF0Ice was
one ct the gueerest II the world. it was
pitched 20 a squeaky, high talsetto and
seemed donbly comlcal coming from such a
hv!s.sy-iooking specimen.
speak up, shouted his honor; what s
The matter with your voice.?
Me pipes is frosted, Judge, your honor,
sqgeaked the prisoner.
III frost your pipes for YOU, remarked
the court. What was it all about
We'll, We see, judge, your honor, went
nome TO play Wit my kid. Dye see now.
Ne mother-in-law she kicks. Dye see now:
4 says, here, now, I'm goin' TO play wit the
KID Me an her we got to cheWin' about
the kid an she gives out a holler. A copper
comes eiasn' in an when l goes to explain
ae grabs me pipes and twists EN-. Say,
Judge, can't talk no louder than this if /
was to hang for it,
How about this, OficerY said the Judge.
The two Of 'em was fghtin', judge, and l
separated EN-" replied the guardian of the
peace.
Where is your mother-in-aw?7 said the
court.
That lady stepped forward calm and with
out a mark on her face.
James," said the court, addressing the
gentleman with the frosted pipes, you seem
to have gotten the worst Of that mix-up.
Don't let it occur again. Call the next case.
discharged. Chicago Chronicle.