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Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1897-02-25
Sreie Std0fe.

Samburs. YOr benz bieiiaer
Vano9eridt itanoen unter Der Intla9e,
tpioer beiieres Niiien umidtise
Smpfffeine ausseitellt III baben, Die
erei Nnbdnser Der Naturbeiltunbe Or.
@auB unb Or. Sbmibt BON bier uni
Or. Boebm aus Dresden. Die 9nae.
flagten batten bic seieslite Smpiunq
.iboneno" por9enommen, baS beiBt file
batten baS Gtteit, ponad bic Smpfune
erfol9reib porsenommen iei, aud oann
ertbeilt, fpenn ei9entlide Smpipuitelu
nidt gu fonitatiren iparer, ionoern nur
ionitige Grideinunsen in Sol9e Der
SmpIun9 Su Gage traten. Oas @erift
itellte feit, baB objeftip unrihti9e
Seusniiie ausseitellt morben ieien.
9inseSen fonnte es lid nidt su Der
ueberjeusuns befennen, pa6 Die anses
tla9ten nioer beiieres Wiiien sebanoelt
hdtten. 0aber puroen Die Nnsstlasten
fr%eieeiproten.
Bremen. Sier 1T Oombaumeiiter
Sal3mann, benz bic alte Sanialtaot
einise ihrer berporrasenbiten oiient.
liten @ebdrbe ~peroanft, aus benz
Veben seidieoen.
0hbed. Tie Straffammer beS bic.
tigen 3ano9eridtS uerurtbeilte ben 93es
oatteur bes fOSialiIiiden Qiibeder
.Volfsboten," 6rieorid, ipesen @e.
lsioisung Der FOlisei su einem Sabie
@eidnsnib.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1897-02-25

etnem W%runofapttal bon 400, 900
Start 9ebiloet. Ole @eiellidaft,
melde bereits in's SanoelSresiiter
einsetrasen III, beabiifti9t, adt 0oss
GER auf ben Sang auSiuibiden; sur
leidteren lleberwinbunS Der eriten
edwieristeitsa erbalt iie cine Cub
pention aus 6sidsmittelu. Die Nftio'
ndre, i'm @au,en I69, belieben gum
arObten 2beile aus OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
uno Ianbleuten Der Staot unb San6s
gemeinoe Glsiletb, 0%anfinltitute limb
an ben Ittien;eidnunsen nitt betbeis
liQt.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1897-02-25
G6ariu9iC&e Sfaafeu.

Sonnebers. Die Gusfubr in
Purpen i'm Subuitriebe,irfe Sonnebers
hat lid BON /. Sftober 1895 bis 80.
September 1895 UNI 81 Yro;ent, Die
Der S%pielwaaren UNI 10 Yro,eut err
b1bt. IS murben fir runb 6,445, 26s
W}arf Puppen unb Spielwaaren unS
fur 1929, 400 Mart Poriellanmaaren
nad ben Der. Staaten ausseflbrt.
Weimar. On 0ermbah murbe
elm Snpalibe aus benz Selb;uae bon
1870 nit militdriide Gbren beitattet.
Der Snpalioe bate cine bel @Ortb ers
baltene Gbaiiepotfusel bis Su ieinem
lobe In lid %setrasen. Die 9usel bate
tid allmdli8 in bic 0unse seientt uno
baour4 ben COB bes Wiannes berbeis
aefibrt.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1897-02-25
I'D.
Ne6tsanmalt.
Sntormattonen,
Die intOrmtren.

8enn Sbr mad benz Often sebt-uor
Sioen-uno be aoiten Der Sterile ptFen
mont. wenn Sbr oas 3,sl Der Eslis srsi.
den wout, uno parum Sbr ot, Bur.
linston" nab = htcaso, Esor,a, Ct, gslts
u. &anlas q ,tp nebmen iuut, idrstbt an
@. s. g. &enpon, .. 5. &. Y VI. ST.
Eaul. Mimi, unp nit Der nddit,n %st
percstSbr einen Srief Suseianoi srbaItta,
in Dem senau mitgetbeilt wire, mas 9br
wiieu uout yEas9pus nit ire,eu Q,ba'
ftublitsen; pullman eompurtmentsuno
Stanoaro > Sdlaima9sons; Sp%eiiepua'
9ons, in osnen Yiabl5eter BON 25 Gents
an aufpGrts "iersiri psrben-eie Com,
binatipn bietst iibsr REORGANIZATION. uup
10 -r'rh SUD s,.nn,u
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1897-02-25
Gttpae Neuse I'm G,icnbab n'
@a9enbau.

lie lang b%eiprotenen neucn lin,itlrtep
Sii9e out Der .Nero Neliern glnle+ Is. Il
y. ". 4 2. III, DE Smiidlen Minneapolis,
Ct. Yuul uno Chicago lauien iouen, iluo
lest I'M 3ifnitc. 9ie Yrtlie ME cut oas
Bolt. eos pieie 3uae mipiSirt bat, aeben ,u,
oaB Tie oas Spdlte IN Der 9tienbabn-Hau.
funit oaritslen. lie GoiomotIpe If nat
otm beiannten 999 SHUTTER, unb BON einen
gnos gum anoern if Der 3us nit einem
WorplaB nit elrer olden u asplotte per.
teben bulh welhe bte Tloiiormsu e,nge.
IhloIien 'ino uno hulh Die Gle StpLheIi
ME bic bsquemlitfelt ties 3uaee beneuieu0
9ebpben w,rb. gSenn lbr uitllt) relit, ma
rum nitt Die neue llmitlrte .Nortb 9selleru
2inre" paironiiirt. gScuriionsa ooer lonlrse
2tdets limb anf oieirm !3uge 9ultl9 uuo lei.
ne EXTRA 6protrun9en iur better, Ntcompod'
tionen. 9ldeis. E d~lafpa9en, HeIerpdtlpns'
farten uno pole S%niormatlon sssebeu, pcnu
ihr eud on euren Se,m N9enten penoet ooer
a~oreiiri an I. Il. 5eusonle. " eneialstGils
aleroQent, 81. Eaul, peiter aerne bcrtit NJ,
cub Yompblett S%usulhiden, rte peut We.
itrelbun9 bleler nenen 3uas enbalt,r. "
9ibt nihts ssralelhen NJ b. IN H,icr 'rn-
tpo9enbau, niht s,nnal bic punoerpolsn
Huge out Der Neltausftenuna. 80 bs
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1897-02-25
NramnC6wei9.

Hibelanb. On Den 1eren 2beis
len Der SaumannsbOble limb iebr
intereiiante 6unbe 9emadt poroen.
Inter anoerem fano man sablreite,
ofienbar uon Menibenbano bearbeitete
unb ourf ben @ebrauh ab9elhlifIene
8nodenitiide. Oieie ¬en Seboren
fat aisnabmslOs benz SOblenbdren
(Ursus spelaeus) an. Sin anberer
Stelle ianb man anoden pom Soblen,
rolf nnb pom Spblenlowen (Felis
spelaea). 0abei fanoen lid aud offens
bar non Menidenbanb auiaebadte slobe
HObrenfnodeu, iowie nit Steinmeis
fern seriete unb abseidliffene anoden'
fraamente.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1897-02-25
$a9(e1.

Dresden. @esen pili9twibriser
@eihentannabme wuroen iieben bic,
fiae Observation-Disclosures pon Der
Straffammer uerurtbeilt. Der Saupts
tduloise, &idter, benz 96S 6dlle rad'
9emieien wurben, erbielt elm Sabr adt
Wonate @eiansniB. Riimmel brei Mos
nate unb bic anoeren @elbtrafen.
Gubeloem baben iammtli1e 0ers
urtheilte bic erhaltenen @eidenfe her.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1897-02-25
Or. Sings Neue Gutbcdung 9egen Son
inmption. Q
9ieIe III bic tefe Weoiain in Der gBel

sesen oIe Nrten bon Sufen. grfiitunu
unb Sttpinoiuht. Sshe Jlnfhe III ga.
r%antirt. Sic tpirb beiten unb niht emit
tdu'ten. 60 sibt bns @lsihen nihi
a'a'n &euhbufien. Nfhma. Qunaensnt'
%aiinouns. 8ronhitis. SnHueraa. 8opf'r
tdltuna unb Sdipiubiuht. SO III out
fir iealiheS Nltsr. anaeuebm su nebmer
unn. mas nod msbr III. cine iihsrs Rur
90 If Heis out Or. 8ins's usue 2ebens
pi(len IN @erbinbuna nit Tr. 8ina''
0eusr @ntbeduns Al nebmen. ba he ben
Woeen uno bic @inaeweine rsauliren
Wir o~orontiren uolladnbiBe 2uirieben'
belt ober aeben bus @elb aurld. Hre'
8eriu6sHaihen in ". >. Subn'S Npo
ttefe. &esuldrer Breis so Gents unb
$l.O0.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1897-02-25

SunS u %,uruuety gun aurnur ual
benz beifneiteng iirserlteise bel raihem
Qauie, ba es idOn nabe am 2boridluB
beS Seminars mar, aus unb fiel 10
unsliifli1 aui ben 6opi aui, bab er in
Solse BON @ebirnerihiitteruns ioiort
cine yeid,e pQr.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1897-02-25
&aoem.

9arIsrube. Die @robber,osin
Quiie, tpelde iett i'm So. Vebenslabre
ftebt, bat iid elmer gusenoperation
unterjieben miiieu. Die redte Nusen.
unis III eutferut werbeu-Sa Der
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1897-02-25
0f0enBura.

Glsfletb. S,er bat iiG cine
nit
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1897-02-25
Mber'S
G9errbs
Yectoral.

Wan p~erlanse oas "Curebook." 100 Seiten
gratis. ). Is. aper& &c., 2oipea, Weaf.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1897-02-25

a6nissbers. Neulit abenSs
bra6 in benz aui ben Sufen selesenen
sroBen Observation-Disclosures r6lora"
Seuer aus, bas bel benz berrihenben
Sturm raid cine srobe Nusoebnuns
annabm. Witperbrannt III aut bic
YOitasentur Mittelbuien, aus Der r,ur
meni9 serettet merSen fonnte. Oils be,
SraNsltiitung peroddtis eridien ioiort
elm 6attol oes Yeiisers, Der uaf
einem fiI ibn ungiinitisen aussan9
elmer Slase Sesen ieinen 8roo9eber
9robunsen seSen leeteren ausseito6en
bat.
8omi Die p%ollitanbi9e Ius.
rottuns bes Sdwar,wiloS In benz fai.
lerlihen 9asoSebiet 1T seplant. 60
melt eaiielbe nidt abseidoilen rpirb,
Toll es lebeno einseianseu unb na6
etnem anoeren iatisrltheu Wari&.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-09-24
Made a Good Point.

An old lawyer in Paris had instruct
ed his client to weep every time he
struck the desk with his hand, but for
got and struck the desk ut the wrong
moment. She promptly fell to sobbing
and crying.
What is the matter with youT' in
Quired the judge.
well, he told lne to cry as often as
he struck the table,"
Gentlemen of the juryw cried the
unabashed lawyer, ''let me ask you
how can you reconcile the idea of
crime In connection with such candor
and simplicity ?"-L' illustration.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-09-24
Doctors / I !! Do Not AlWaysDiffer.
What;5ths Leading HoneepathSs Phy.
sicisn Of the state Of lows says
ut DR.. Willisms Flax pills,

WIT the Leading Homaopathle Phy.
sicisn Of the stats Of lows says
&. s0f DR.. Williams Flax pllls.
From the Gazette, New HamI ton, Iowa (
+ Dr.sD. 8. Byers, who IL the head and man
agsr " the New Hampton 6anitarium, and
the Leading homeopathic physician Of
lows, Is not Of the broad and breezy west,
was recently interviewed by Q reporter OF
the Saturday Gazette at his ONCE in the
SAn1tAttum, as to his opinion Of the merits
OF Dr.. Az illiams' Pink Pills, and for any
Icomment he might wish to make ON the ex-
traordjnary cures, published far and wide
N the press of the country, said to have
been Affected by them.
Is Dr. Byers declared that he frequently
nec9 Fink Pills in his practice, 1t tho Sani-
tartum IN paralytic, catarrhal, scrofulous
end neuralgia troubles, while In diseases Of
females, of which he makes Q speciality. he
has found them invaluable.
Dr.. Williams Pink Pills contain, In q
condemned form, all the elements necessary
tc give new life and richness to the blood
and restore shattered nerves. They are an
unfatltng specific for such diseases as loco
motor ataxia, partial paralysis, st. Vitus'
dance, sciatica, neuralgia, rheumatism,
nervous headache, the after effect Of Ia
grippe, palpitation Of the heart, pale and
sallow compilations, all forms OF weakness
either IN male or female. Pink Pills are
sold BY all dealers, or will be sent post
paid on receipt Of price, 80 cents box or
six boxes for $3.50, they are never sold in
bulk or BY the 1901 by addressing DR.. VIII
ltams' NediciuA Company. Schenectadv.
n w.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-09-24
Fable Of the hog.

Once upon a time dog had tin
can tied to his tail.
"Alas! exclaimed the happy beast,
when he could run no further, "what
q curse is life! Yet death hath no
charms for such as I. A dead dog is
the wurst ever!'
This fable teaches that the pessimist
Is the creature of environment as well
MS temperament; of the objective fact
as well as the subjective illusion.-De.
troit Journal.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-09-24
Precisely Described.

FcccsACly Described.
Il was afraid he wouldn't get along
very well" said the Eastern man.
He prospered very fast for awhile"
replied Derringer Dan.
but wasn't he rather nervous and
high-strungY'
YES" was the melancholy answer,
"the last I heard Of him from q mem.
Der Of the vigilance committee, that's
exactly what he were. "-Washington
Star.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-09-24
precau%,..n.

''Say, missus," said Meanderine
Nike, "do you wanter hire anybodyy'
''No."
"You don't think your husband
wants ter hire anybody, do yer?"
I'm sorry to disappoint you, but /
am sure he does not"
'Tain't no disappointment. jes'
wanted de assurance dat ould 90 ter
sleep in dis mex lot widout bein' dis.
turbed by offers of work. "-Washing-
ton Star.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-09-24
Had Been Duck shoot,,~

Mrs. Blinks-See here, Mr.. B.. I
thought you said you had been duck.
shooting?
Mr.. Blinks-Yes. M dear, been duck
(hic) shooting.
But these ducks you brought home
are tame ducks"
Yes, M dear; tanned 'em after I
thic shot 'em."-New York Weekly.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-09-24
ny AlIen,s Fsot nase.

VKy AISo'o Fest 6oD0s
Atpowder to be taken into the shoes.
At this eason your feet feel swollen
and hot, and get tired easily. IL you
have smarting feet or tight shoes, try
4len's Foot Ease. It c0ols the feet
and makes walking easy. Cures and
prevents swollen and sweating feet,
i'blfsters and calious spots. Relieves
scorns and bunions Of all pain and
kgives rest and comfort. Try It to-day.
kEold by :all druggists and shoe stores
flor 25c. Trial package FREE. Ad-
|dress Allan 8. Olmsted. lie Roy, n. Y.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-09-24

What's the matter nowT' asked the
leading actor, as the manager tore a
letter to shreds and stamped his feet.
Matter? That performance, 0f yours
is so Internally bad that this person
demands that his name be stricken
from the free nst-Detroit Free
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-09-24
TRAGEDY.

eft win soon be over" said the anx-
Hons watchers.
But no. No one went over, and tie
poorest batter IN the opposition nine
went to first on four balls
bills Janrnal.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-09-24
safetx ~ x..har..

]. Safety q N0abaEO.
''No, sab, you doan' cotch dis yer
darkey liben In u town whar .lar's no
other colOred folEA.~
why so. Unck Ben7'
Gaze when dar's any chickens stole
dey knows right whar to cum."-Co-
lumbus Ohio State Iounnal.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-09-24

:sQuisits quota oe sgts u uuppIemeni
AZ. vast numbers of natiys en- Whicb
re produced ~ farmers; cotta Sef1 ma
private !. persons who keep fowls
throughout the Kingdom, says Cana
Han Export Journal. The trade that,
aas been opened With Canada for Year,
past seems now to be established on ).
healthy basis. The greater portion o.
ne shipments enter ct Liverpool and
Glasgow. the reason being that It cost
more to ship them to London direct OF
Onward them BY rail from those parta
han 1t does to consign them straight
70 their proper destination. Consider.
able supplies Of eggs for immediate
use are scattered over the northern
counties. where they realize fuller
rates than II disposed Of in London
In the metropolis the buying ID usu.
ally OF . strongly depreciative char.
acter. with q very large assortment
always on hand.
There II some complaint among ege
dealers In Liverpool as to the poor %.
sistance given them by shippers. Nc
fewer than 44.022.44o eggs. Of the
value of 1890, $50, were imported BY
England during the first nine months
OF the past year. and q large proper.
ton OF these was entered at Liverpool
1t Is odd that the trade should allege
that 1t is not 30 we'll served by the
shippers there AZ at other ports. A
Liverpool correspondent Of the Lion.
don Grocer" asserts that numerous In.
stances OF this can be quoted. About
the end Of November last prominent,
Liverpool merchant was notified of thu
arrival OF consignment Of Canadian
eggs by a steamer which had arrived
IN the dock on Monday. On Thursday
the eggs were sent for early in thu
morning. The carter waited a who'll.
day without getting load. The sam.
tnlng occurred on Friday. On Satur
day, after waiting until noon, the mar
went on to load from another vesse
upon which a consignment Of eggt
nad arrived meantime. There was no
mucn regard shown for the fact tina
eggs are Of perishable nature. It i.
interesting and instructive to note tina
twenty-four hours after this Canadian
steamer had arrived in Liverpool {.
consignment of eggs was shipped a.
Hamburg, discharged at Grimsby, plac,
Gu on the railway there, and delivered
IN Liverpool. Birmingham, Wigan ant
other places in time for Saturdays
market. According to 1.-THE Grocer
all this time the Canadian eggs which
had arrived full day previously Il,
Liverpool were snugly ensconced 4,
the hold of the vessel lying alongsid,
the quay. It is not particularly cred.
table to those who ought to be fore
most in fostering the trade to Liver
pool to neglect the interests Of such :,
large and growing branch Of tho.
trade. Canadian shippers Of err
should make careful inquiry concern
ing the prompt delivery Of their sbin
ments. Great Britain Imports raori,
130. 600. 900 dozen Of eggs per annnrn
Canada cannot afford to neglect snc,
q market. '1''
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-09-24
A Choice,

A Choice.
"Slowboy says he would rather .un
lawn mower than lie In q ham,
mock"
"How absurdw
mo; he says his wife can't put the
baby in his lap when he is running the
lawn mower."-Detroit Free Press.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-09-24
How to Point.

she-How would you punctuate the
following: Bank of England notes Of
various values were blown along the
street by the wind.'
He-I think I would make a dash
after the notes.-Household Words.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-09-24
Unjprsaeaal,

JJnprsneaA1a.
What makes Bumply 90 down ON
the long distance teiephone?"
BE called up man In Toledo that
owes his $3.50. They wrangled until
i cost Bumply $l2."-Detr6it Free
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-09-24
SPatents Ys.. :.

Patents Issued. y
List Of patents issued last week to
Northwestern inventors: Sc,
John p. Elkjer, Pennock, Mimi,
whif1etree hook; James 8. Kelly, Mt.
Iron, Mimi, hammer; Amanda Macy,
Macy, 8. D., coffee or teapot; Casper
Oehrlein, st. Paul, Mimi, potato dig
ger; Rudolph g. Pleins, st. Paul,
MIMI, combination lacing hook and
eyelet; Henry II. Vaughen, st. Paul,
Mimi, motor; Wilhelm A. Zietzke.
Bozeman, Mont, combination tool.
y. D. Merwin, Patent Lawyer, 30
Pioneer Press Building, st. Paul, Mimi.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-09-24
lnfant Critic. (

+ Uncle George And how do ycs like
your new teacher, Tommy
TOmmy-Oh, she's well enough II
her way; but she's q stupid thing; not
smallest part of memory. Why, day
after day she has got to get the schdi-
ars to, repeat to her the things tthat
have been told her the day before, and
every day for months. -Boston Tran
script.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-09-24
She Could Get Him cheap.

She Could Get Him Cheap.
"Do you think it's true that every
man has his price?" asked the heiress
I'm sure I don't know" he an.
swered, thoughtfully, ''but If you want
bargain you needn't look any fur.
tller."-Cleveland Leader.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-09-24
Arnold'. View Of 1t.

ArnOl0'S View OF 1t.
Mamma-That big building is where
all the little boys who have no moth
ers and fathers live, Arnold. Isn't it
nice?
Arnold (after some thought)-Td
rather live in smaller house and
have you, though.-Cincinnati Com
mercial Tribune.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-09-24
COuldn,t ~ Uareo.

Goes Cough BSIssm
e the oldest and best It will break up q sold uuca
chan anything else. Il Il always raliahls. Tryit.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-09-24
A Man Of

A Man Of Leisure.
Johnny Squanch-My father is car
penter; he builds houses. Your faith
er don't do anything, does he?
Bobby Thickneck-He's q Democrat
ic otficeholder; but he amt worked
much at It lately.-Puck.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-09-24

Why Britaln,s Sea Newer Sets.
Now, Willie" said the teacher to
the second boy IN the geography class,
s 'can you tell me why 1t is that the sun
never sets in the queens dominions p
well, pa says there amt no .tellin'
what them fellers would do after
dark. "-Cleveland Leader.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-09-24
Net = Mere separation.

Wallace-I hear that you got sep
arated from your money while yos
were at the seashore?
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS II was ar
absolute DIVORCE Cincinnati Enquirer
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-09-24
Whicha

Would you die for met" she asked,
sentimentally.
Now, look here he returned, in "a
matter-of-fact way, 'tare we supposed
to be planning cheap novel or q we'd
ding y? Chicago Post
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-09-24

'Td like to Know" said Edith, .,why
they look at borse's teeth to tell his
age"
Huh! that's easy enssgh;" said
'Davie. III they're 6alse he's .old;
that's all."-Judge.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-09-24

NG.To-Bac for Fifty Cents.
Guaranteed tobacco habit cure. makes veas
men strong. blood pure. 6vc. 81. All druesist1
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-09-24

fIT9 Pesmans.tlyCur Noass or p,rvo,.ne,sast.,
efst days usa Of DR.. klns's Cireat Nerve Restores
1end Tor FREE $500 trial bottle and treatisa
~ r d AA1as. Ltd.s Isl Arch St. Philadelphis, IA
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-09-24
FOLLOW FeeIinws.

IAN mon ought to stand by the min
ers."
For what reason?'
"L0ok at the coal we husbands have
landed for NJ wages at ALL Chicago
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-09-24
Misunder.<ool-

she-How is Ellen to-day, Mr.. Smith?
He-Oh, She's mending.
She-I think it's awfully mean to
make her work when she's been 10 III
New York Times.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-09-24
The Tri-Colo,

A cloud had appeared in the sky Of
their connubial bliss, a cloud no big
ger than mans hand.
+ These dimensions, though small,
were exact.
She had just discovered some red,
white and blue chips in his coat pock-
et.-Judge.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-09-24
Hot weather Tru,nor

II believe the poet was dead right
when he said, the happy mans with.
out q Shirt"
Nonsense. Come up to my room
and see how I blistered my back while
swimming last Sunday Cleveland
Plaindealer.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-09-24
Brilliant Idea

Hammon-Is Smith really as dumb
as they make him?
Beans-Well, he went camping out a
few weeks ago, and took a gas stove
with him.-New York Evening Jour-
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-09-24
Not = Sister Of Mercy

Young Artist (who has had all his
pictures rejected.eI don't see why
they didn't hang my work.
His Sister-I guess they thought
hanging was too good for it.-Brook-
Ign Life.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-09-24

Educate Yosr Dowsis vim vasearees.
;sCanfy Cathertic. cure constipation forevsr.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-09-24

It is asserted that the wealth Of the
Rothschilds has doubled in the last
twenty years. and Is now $4,000, O00, 900.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-09-24

kksabric made Of pine ana spruce wood
Eo!o y converted into overcolts Ia
Leeds. England. It looks like frteze.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-09-24

The Suburban 1uvenfle Lea
care youae rich?"
''Naw."
''Youse are1 Youse owns four hey,
cles an git your, washin' done out
side" Chicago Tribune.