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The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-09-23

Everyone is just now interested in
the Alaskan gold fields and the Klon-
dyke country, where placer miners
have taken as much as $1,000 from a
single pan. Doubtless thousands will
flock to that country in the spring, :Jut
before starting everyone should thor
oughly post themselves on the country.
But one official guide has yet been pub
lished and that book is handled OK ,lu-
sively in the Dakotas by Dakota Farm
or, Aberdeen. 1t consists, of nearly 300
Pages and 80 full page illustrations and
maps. Dakota Farmer will send it
postpaid to any Dakota address includ-
ing a subscription TO that paper to
January /, 1898. for but rs cents. Sec
I'd. in another column.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-09-23

y Dean G%oulburn, who recently died
in England, was once master of Rug
by. His discourses to the boys were
ornate. He talked to them one day
on the subject of SOCIOLOGY testing,
and remarked in his stately way: Let
your pleasantly, my younger brethren,
resemble the coruscation of the sum
lightning, lambert but i~nnocuous."
Such English may seem high and lift
Cd up, but better this mountainous
range Of speech than the low and ma
larious land of slang.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-09-23
Woman's Way.

Sapsmith-Some wise old chap said
that "a oma will forgive anything
but the fact that you do not covet her"
Dooced clevah wemark, don't you
know.
Grimshaw-Yes; but he should have
added that when she discovers that
you do not covet her she has no FUR
Their use for you.-Judge.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-09-23
wOME LOOK HERE.

If you want to learn about Il Wash
ing Machine which wen a child can
operate easily, be sure to e adver-
tisement in this paper of H. F. Bran
mel Mfg. Co., Davenport, Iowa. 10
introduce their new Machine every
where they will for a short time only
sell at wholesale ~price-where dealers
as yet do not keep them in stock. Ihe
firm guarantees every Machine first
class and to give satisfaction. Write
them at once for circulars and price.
They will be pleased to hear from you.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-09-23

"Nho is that slovenly-looking man
over there by the piano.
"Sh! That is Mr.. Vimmerdown, the
famous musician"
well, I've no objection to his tan
glcd hair, if he's a musician; but he
has no right to wear those dirty cuffs,
nv George. He's not a literary man"
Chicago Tribune.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-09-23
In a CompIacent Mood.

"This is a splendid charce for you
to tackle papa, George"
How SOL"
and if he can get you to listen to his
stories he'll give you anything you ask
for"
"Tll do it for your sake, dearest
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-09-23
Which Was the Better.

Brother" said the minister, gently,
'you should read your Bible more
assiduously. Brother Burroughs, your
next-door neighbor, by the. way, never
let's a day pass without a perusal, at
least, of his copy of Holy Writ"
HE may read his Bible, all right
said the delinquent, but he always
borrows my ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
Epuuirer. g..
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-09-23

It is %reassuring to learn from a To-
nj contemporary that Sculptor st.
Gaudens works quietly in his studio
In New York" Those loud, explosive,
boisterous sculptors never accomplish
much, anyway.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-09-23
ruShn

Bacon-What's the matter with Muf-
fit?
Egbert-Oh, he was introduced to
Miss Fussanfeather in the car, and he
asked if he might call on her.
"And what did the lady SayT'
asked him what he had to SELL
YOnkers Statesman.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-09-23
Changing the Figure.

- Van Arndt-See thSee two girls over
there? Not much difference in their
figures. Ell? .,
Fenilworth-Not the slightest. ia
call them both gawky, long and angu-
lar. 90 - 10.
Van Arndt-Ycs: but the n in bluc
is heireSs to millions, SO she's always
referred to as being "svelte.'-Puck.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-09-23
PermissihIc Deceit.

Edith-He told me | was interesting
and so beautiful.
Julia-And you will trust yousclf for
life with a man who begins deceiving
you even at the commencement Of his
courtship?-EXchange.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-09-23
No More Romance.

She feared to make the avowal.
Edward" she faltered, when she
could no longer postpone the incvita-
BILE, my father has failed in businesS.'
He shivered. "Alas!" he sighed,
.''now that you have become rich |
suppose. our fond dream of love is at
an Cnd."-Detroit Tribune.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-09-23
How the Lind Inv,

.Fthel-Oh. what n lovely collection of
engagement rings. Are you trying to
decide upon which one you shall mar
.ry?
Penelope (sadly)1No, my dear. am
trying to decide which one shall sue.
-,JudCC
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-09-23

"Why did we celebrate?" asks a Den
yer editor. o, pshaw! What's the use
Of being sorry about it now? Stick TO
bromo settler and you'll pull through
all fright.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-09-23
Like a Cash Register.

Mertie-Fred kissed me more than
a hundred times last night. Alice
Pooh! l never count kisses. Neither
do 1; but my little brother was hid be-
hind the sofa, and he did"
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-09-23

We may add one of the prir cipal cap
italists of the Kansas City of Atchison
to the list of wealthy men who are
above serving the public in a
humble capacity. He has accepted an
appointment as street commissioner
at a salary of forty-1ve dollars c
month, and it is safe to say that he
will earn his money.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-09-23
No Incrcase for Willie.

Willie, Penholder with an injured
air)-You told me last month that you
would raise my salary. Stingy Russell
All, yes, I did succeed in raising it,
after considerable trouble.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-09-23
Encts About AIaskn.

Write to F. I. Whitney. G. p. & T. A,
Great Northern railway, for Facts About
Alaska or, send 10 cents in stamps for
ALASKA. Land of Cold and Glacier a
beautifully illustrated booklet, containing
maps and descriptive matter.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-09-23
STORYETTES.

When the war broke out the late
Gen. Francis A. Walker, who had
graduated a year before from an east
ern college, went to the front. He OBJ
tanned a leave Of absence to go home
to Massachusetts, and arrived there
without having notified his mother
that he was coming. When he ap-
pros ched the house it was evening.
He peered through a window and saw
his mother sitting alone, knitting.
Then he stepped softly into the
and standing before her said, sudden
ly: "Mother!" Mrs. Walker started and
looked UP at her son, but did not rise.
Francis" she said, severely, have
you left the army" mo, mother only
on leave. I'm going back next week"
''Then," Gen. Walker used to say, "she
jumped from her chair and came and
kissed me. l have always wondered
what she would have done if l had left
theNarmy."
A countryman strayed into an art
store the other day and seemed most
struck with a picture representing a
lion stalking in solitary majesty
through the ruins of an ancient tenn
pie. He inquired the name of it. "a
Lion, after Gerome," answered the
proprietor; you seem to be pleased
with the p%icture?" YES" the old gen.
tleman replied, 81 do sort of like it.
That's a powerful ugly lookin' beast
thar, and I swan 1 don't know a
blame ,Gerome very much for gittin'
out of the way"
The professor Of mechanics at an
English college once gave a lecture up
on the locomotive and was particularly
struck by the absorption of one juve-
nile listener. He spoke to the student
after the lecture and asked him: We'll
1 suppose you understand. all about the
locomotive now?' YES was the re.
ply, "all but one thing" And whai
is that?"' said the professor, kindly
Il can't make out what makes the To-
cCmotive move without horses"
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-09-23
Unique.

Eyes. l come from Podunkville, Me-"
rs it noted for anything?" Yes; it's
the only, town that hasn't more pretty
girls than any other place of its size
In the country"
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-09-23

It turns out that DIR. S. Weir Mitch
ell Is not dead, as was reported the
other day; but he is spending the sum-
mel In Philadelphia.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-09-23
Not Needed,

Cant 1 fit out your residence with
our new burglar alarmT'
mo use on earth for them, man. Tho
twins are only three weeks old"
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-09-23

Buttercups were devoured recently
by an English child with a fatal result.
At least the coroner could find no
other cause for death,
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-09-23

Certain grim figures in a recent re-
port ought to make the glamor of
stage-life less alluring. During the
past year nearly one thousand actors
and actresses applied for assistance
from the Actors Fund. Instead of
fame and fortune, how many who go
on the stage attain only to bitter dis
appointment and much that is worse.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-09-23

The Boston Traveller is worrying
over the question, do the fires of hell
illuminated" What's the difference,
anyway? Who would care to read an
asbestos newspaper?
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-09-23

. An Illicit whisky still and a nest of
mopnshiners have been discovered in
New York City. Perhaps this may
account for certain peculiarities re-
Gently observed in eastern journalism.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-09-23
OF Course.

He-If. in the tranSmigratiOn of
souls you should become a fish, what
sort of a fish would you like to be?
Daisy Pinktiles-A star-tish.-Puck.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-09-23
FLOOD THAT HELPED.

RANDM O T H E r
Melton lighted the
kitchen lamp and
it in the middle
of the table.
I'VE might as
well have supper"
she said. Your
t h e prob'ly
won't be back till
late"
Fred and Polly
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-09-23
A Mind RNIler.

Tom-You couldn't lend me So until
tomorrow. could you?
Dick-What a mind reader you are
New York World.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-09-23

H~ousekccpeTs in Florida rse the juice
of oranges to clean the floors. The acid
proves an excellent substitute for soap.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-09-23

Rev. John Jasper of Richmond, Va,
has just celebrated his saith birthday,
firm in the faith that the sun DO
move"
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-09-23
So Economical

She (sentimentally)-They say mar
riages are made in heaven.
He (absently)-I wish engagements
were.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-09-23

! Crooked steps are the most apt to b,
noticed.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-09-23

Politically there is something in the
wind out in Kansas" remarks a on
temporary. o, let up on PETER.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-09-23
TEACH THEM to- COOK.
INDIAN WOMEN GOOD NATURED
AND READY TO SMILE.
Loath to Confess 1gnOrance--Isose
M~edIcine-I,ird's Experience With the
S%crubbing ~Brush--Scenes on Issue Day
Learning Culinary Art. v

LANDING On eth
er side of the long
table, wat C hi n g
with attentive eyes
that help the un-
~derstanding of the
unfamiliar a n
guage, they show
themselves ready
pupils, using the
strange cook / N 6
ems with an
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-09-23

California has more artesian wells than
any other state in the Union.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-09-23

1t takes will power to look oneself
scuarely in the soul.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-09-23

Probably Colonel Ingersoll is right.
It is hard to believe that there's a LAND
that is hotter than this.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-09-23
No-To-Hnc for Fifty Cents.
Exceeded His Privileges.

Guaranteed tobacco habit cure, makes veal
nien strong. blood pure. Soc. 81. All druggists
Daily camera., 1897-09-22
.UnCle Toms Cabin"


Standard books are ever welcome when
they come to US in bindings representing
all the embellishments of the art of
bookmaklng. Such book is the art
memorial edition of "Uncle Toms
Cabin" published by The Dominion
Company, Chicago, a copy of which has
Just come to our desk. This edition Of
Harriet Beecher Stoves immortal work
which has drawn from the heart of hu-
manity deeper sympathy for the lowly
and filled the eye with more tears of
compassion as we'll as mirth than any
other book ever published, and which
has had wider sale than any other book
of the century. excels all former editions
in the beauty of its binding. the richness
and number of its illustrations, the quail
ity of paper and clearness of its print.
AS this edition will be sold by subscrip.
tion only and at popular price, and as
the publisher has known reputation for
fair dealing and liberality towards
agents, an agency for it in this commun-
,lty will mean a good business for the one
fortunate enough to secure it. Any
reader interested should write the COM
pany at once Tor full information.
Daily camera., 1897-09-22
PARTIES FUSE.
IContinued from Page

them. He also greeted the Democrats
on having practically the same princi-
pies, and explained the reason of the
formation of the Silver Republicans was
largely Attributable to the fact that east
ern Republicans that believed in silverre
fused to ally themselves with the Demo.
cratic party.
He said he was pleased to witness the
fusion of the parties here today and said
that he believed that the fusion of the
Silver Republicans and Democrats was
the logical alliance in this state. He
added that nationally those parties would
support the same candidate and the same
principles in 1900.
He stated that those that believed that
the silver issue was dead were mistaken
and in support of his position went into
a detailed silver argument showing the
importance Of silver as money metal
on a parity with gold.
He warned the parties against believ-
ing that the present prosperity was more
than temporary and stated the high price
of wheat would certainly not continue
indefinitely.
In conclusion Mr.. Shafroth said that
there was in store for Colorado a great
glory for its original agitation and heroic
support of the silver cause.
Mr.. Shafroth was greeted with rounds
of applause at the close of his address,
The report of the credentials commit
the seating the original delegation from
Lafayette was adopted.
The report of the conference commit
tee was then made and the majority re-
port adopted.
The nominations followed.
Daily camera., 1897-09-22
Judge Cox on the Power of Removal

Judge Cox declares that executive
rules regulating and restricting the power
of removal are not such as the civil
service law authorizes, and are conse-
quently without force and void. This,
however, is only true so far as the courts
are concerned, says the judge, and the
point he makes must be admitted to have
some force 1t is a family matter with
the executive power, as it were. But
there is this further consideration to be
noted: The law leaves to the president
tine power to regulate removals. The
president in pursuance of this power,
and through the civil service commits
sion-duly created for just such purposes
puts in force certain regulations. The
head of the postofice department, as in
this case, removes superintendent Of
mails, in violation of these decreed regu-
lations. Have these regulations, duly
and lawfully made, no force which the
judicial power can recognize?
Mr.. Mckinley can, of course, abrogate
those regulations at will. But while they
stand, have they no force whatever?
Have they no standing in court7 If not.
what real protective value do they pos
sess to the subordinate office holder?
We cannot, however, regard Judge
Cox's decision as of vast consequence
touching the reform of the civil service.
Had he reached a contrary conclusion
and sustained the protest of the ousted
of mails at Louisville. the
effect would not have been to deprive
the appointing power or the executive of
all right of discretionary removal. 1t
would have simply compelled the exc
cutive power to live up to its own regu.
lations while those regulations were
in force. The executive would
still have been left free to repeal the reg
ulations or to modify them at will
Springfield Republican.
Daily camera., 1897-09-22
Something to Know.

1t may be worth something to know
that the very best medicine for restoring
the tired out nervous system to healthy
vlgor is Electric Bitters. This medicine
is purely vegetable, acts by giving tone
to the nerve centres in the stomach,
gently stimulates the Liver and Kidneys,
and aids these organs In throwing off
impurities in the blood. Electric Bitters
improves the appetite, aids digestion,
and is pronounced by those who have
tried it as the very best blood purifier
and nerve tonic. Try it. Sold for soc
or SI.oo per bottle at Parlor Drug Store
Daily camera., 1897-09-22
As to Mileage Tickets.

If you travel extensively or frequently
through Colorado, you will serve your
interest and convenience if you buy
"Gulf" thousand mile tickets, which are
now good for passage over the following
lines:
Union Pacific, Denver & Gulf.
Union Pacific System.
South Park Line.
Colorado Midland R. R.
Midland Terminal R. R.
THIS enables holders to cover all i'm
portant destinations in northern, caster
and central Colorado, including Lead
vile, Gunnison, Cripple Creek, Colorado
Springs, Trinidad, Pueblo, Clear Creek
and Gilpin counties, and the Boulder.
Fl. Collns-Greeley district.
They are also good on the Ft. Worth
and Denver Ry.
Rate is $50, good for one year.
b. l.. WINCHELL,
Gen. Pass Agt., Denver, Colo.
Daily camera., 1897-09-22
kIondyke, Alaska, Gold Fields

Reliable Guide Book tells you how to
60, how to get there, what to take along,
(either by land or water) describes. the
Route, the Mines, the Ravines. tells
where every strike was made, and tells
where others can be made.
This book is the only reliable and
authentic book published. written by
man who spent three years obtaining
all the facts.
The Chicago Record is the publisher,
and Hon. Eli Gage. son of the Secretary
of the Treasury of the United States. is
one of the contributors, which ought to
be sufficient guarantee as to ITS authen
ticity.
Those who desire making this trip,
that will study this book and follow its
advice, will save several hundred dollars.
This book contains nearly 800 pages,
nearly 100 illustrations, II maps, and
complete index, handsomely bound.
We will furnish this book on receipt OF
sI.5o and prepay all charges. Agents
wanted in every town. Send 10 cents
for outfit.
UNIVERSAL SUPPLY COMPANY,
rs Dearborn ST., Chicago. Ill.
Daily camera., 1897-09-22

The English press is becoming hyster-
ical over the rise in the price of silver as
a result OF the talk of the Bank Of Eng
land regarding its reserve. If the United
states actually receives any benefit from
action taken by the Bank of England
we'll never hear the last of it. But with
the corruption fund that is at the dis
posal of the gold forces since the crime
of u there is little hope that anything
will be done.
Daily camera., 1897-09-22
DEFENSE BEGINS.

Attorneys for Leutgart Outline Their Evil
dence for the Alleged Murderer.
Chicago, Sept 22-The defense for
Leutgart was begun this morning. The
council opened with statement outlin-
ing the features of the case. They will
seek to prove that Mrs. Leutgart was
alive some days after the time of the
alleged murder and boiling in the vat.
They will seek to controvert every i'm.
portant bit of evidence offered by the
state
Daily camera., 1897-09-22
Too Bright.

"And you never make mistakes in
spelling, I suppose?" said old Bullion to
the young man who wanted to be his
private secretary.
Never said the young man, with a
superior mile 81 should say not, sir"
"Well, then" remarked old Bullion,
turning to his work, you won't do at
all. l don't want any young man to
work for me who knows more than l
do myself. lf."-Somerville Journal.
Daily camera., 1897-09-22

When, where and how to obtain pure
liquors without having to pay three price:
for it is leading question. Listen to us
In the first place, be sure it is not Sur
day, then walk straight-way to Garb l.
rino's.
Daily camera., 1897-09-22
The SuDreme Test,

Before we we'd" the wife remarked,
you sighed. on bended knee.
For some brave deed that you might do
To show your love for me. ,H
That happy chance is now at hand,
Your flag of war unfurl;
Go down into the kitchen and
Discharge our hired girl n...
L. A. W. Bulletin
Daily camera., 1897-09-22

The "Bicyclist's Best Friend" is ia.
miliar name for DeWitt's Witch Hazel
Salve, always ready for emergencies.
While specific for piles, it also instant
ly relieves and cures cuts, bruises, salt
rheum, eczema and all affections of the
skin. 1t never tails. Parlor Drug Store.
Daily camera., 1897-09-22

The Kansas City live stock exchange
has been declared an illegal institution
by U. S. District Judge Foster. The ex.
change controlled the purchase and sale
of every head of live stock that entered
Kansas City, and if the decision is sus-
tanned in the supreme court, every simi-
lar trust in the United States will be
given hard blow.
Daily camera., 1897-09-22

No man or woman can enjoy life or
accomplish much in this world while suf-
fering from a torpid liver. DeWitt's
Little Early Risers, the pills that cleanse
that organ, quickly. Parlor Drug Store.
Daily camera., 1897-09-22

When comparing the cost with the re-
suits of trip 10 Klondyke, the conclu-
sou is apt to impress one that the fame
is not worth the candle.
Daily camera., 1897-09-22
Tie Up Imminent.

Chicago, Sept. IA tie up of all the
street car systems of this cilyis immi-
nent. Yesterday nine conductors were
discharged and the allied employees OF
the line have demanded their reinstate
ment or threaten general strike.
Daily camera., 1897-09-22

Health means a perfect condition of
the whole system. Pure blood is essen
tial to perfect health. Hoods Sarsa-
parilla makes pure blood and thus gives
health and happiness.
Daily camera., 1897-09-22

Small precautions often prevent great
mischlefs. DeWtt's Little Early Risers
are very small pills in size, but are most
effective in preventing the most serious
forms of liver and stomach troubles.
They cure constipation and headache
and regulate the bowels. Parlor Drug
Store.
Daily camera., 1897-09-22

Ward will show the people at the
carnival that Boulder county has real
mining camp. The county's resources
have never been sufficiently advertised
but the time is coming when they will
be known in spite of this oversight.
Daily camera., 1897-09-22
One Million for America,

New York, Sept. 22-A commercial
despatch to the Arbitage house states
that 100000 in gold has been with
drawn from the Bank of England, pre-
sumably for shipment to America.
Daily camera., 1897-09-22

There seems to be no real desire on
the part of Tammany hall to desert the
cause of silver in the municipal cam
paign, as the enemies of the white metal
would lead us to believe.
Daily camera., 1897-09-22

To heal the broken and diseased It's
sues, to soothe the irritated surfaces, to
instantly relieve and permanently cure is
the mission of DeWitt's Witch Hazel
Salve. Parlor Drug Store.