Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1897-01-16

Kansas. today, is recognized as the
greatest corn-producing state in the
nation. She had also earned the rep
utation as being the leader of all other
states In the number of cattle and
hogs she is feeding for market this
winter. This state, gentlemen, Will
do to tie to, even if Kansas people are
little cranky on politics occasionally
osborne Farmer.
An exchange truthfully remarks
that the young man who gracefully
he passes on the street and then goes
home and allows his aged mother to
split the kindling, bring the coal, and
drive up the cows and milk them,
doesn't know the first principle of
true politeneSs. Everything seems
filled with shoddy these days.
The old way of delivering messages
by post boys compared with the mod
ern telephone, illustrates the old
tedious methods of ssbreaking" colds
compared with their almost instan-
taneous cure by One Minute Cough
| Cure. Jones s. Gibson.
The time will come when the news
paper will be more than now news
paper. 1t will not exclude opinion
| from it's proper columns but for the
most part it will confine itself to
chronicling what has occurred. The
old party organ with its unendlng
Misrepresentation and unceasing at
Oh xr1if 70 in re
every column, in the next generation
will be thing of the past.-La Crosse
Clarion.
''Excuse me-" observed the man in
spectacles, sbut am a surgeon, and
that is not where the liver isl
''Never you mind where his liver isl
retorted the other. eff it was in his
big toe or his left ear. DeWitt's Little
Early Risers would reach it and shake
it for him. On that you can bet your
gig-lamps." Jones & Gibson.
We really believe that some Pop
papers are so Internal constipated
that it almost kills them to see the
price of wheat appreciate. You know
the head that silver and wheat are
inseperable; and anything that inter-
! feres with Pop ideas and arguments
has no right to exist. AS time wears
on the Pop party's position grows
more and more NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
! Farmer.
For a pain in the chest piece of
| flannel dampened with Chamberlain's
Pain Balm and bound on over the seat
of the pain, and another on the back
between the shoulders, will afford
prompt relief. This is especially val
liable in cases where the pain is caus-
ed by cold and there is tendency
| toward pneumonia. For sale by Jones
& Gibson.
The only joke that General Grant
| was ever known to perpetrate was one
day during his campaign in MisSis-
sippi when the rebel General Winters
was coming up to attack one of the
wings of his army, when the comman-
der-in-chief happened to be present.
Gentlemen" said Grant, knocking
the ashes from his cigar and looking
around at his officers, 'syou see a Sc
we're Winter approaching, and 1 ad-
wise you to have the boys keep up a
good fire. osborne Farmer.
| 1t will be an agreeable surprise to
persons subject to attacks of bilious
collie to learn that prompt relief may
be had by taking Chamberlain's Collie
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. In
many instances the attack may be
prevented by taking this remedy as
soon as the first symptoms of the dis
ease appear. 25 and so cent bottles
| for sale by Jones & Gibson
The annexation of Hiwaii is being
discussed. 1t seems that the Hiwaii
ans themselves are anxious that theil
island home should become part OF
the United States and we see no OBJ
| lection to our country extending its
dominion over these islands. We dc
not think it would be wise for Cuba tC
become part of the United States be
4 cause it could be of no special value tC
US. 1t would be better as neighbor
than as state, but Hiwaii is differ
ent. 1t would become a coal station
a resting place for American vessel:
and could become a source of power in
case of foreign war.-Ottawa Herald
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