The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1897-08-19
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u,nes 81 the thtngs you use 10 the ssns
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child. you oash. to JOIN u. You want I.
vote toGr yoa' The Pretty Ooe Moo,
guess voter will DO me.
They have moved our choir to The
other cod OF the church Wb.rs that
tori Our Clergyman lie delicate aud said
be coadni stand TO have u iris tanning
bis bald spot Ill at ouce.
-Clsfs lsbo oues her, grudse) Yes,
there $50 any doub, 10 my mind ih,t
q 'ofee Fo~er IL blbdly 10 love With you
Winnie (hInsbinsl -wby' Cars-H He
told me yesterday tbs. be didnt thnt
yoa looked bit over thirty.
Wallace They say tb,t II you pict
mp "a h,irpin on the Sidewalk you will soon
gets letter, Ferry / think therel must
be misproanpoistion somewhere,
picked one up and stuek 1t In my pocket
aud ny wife found IL aud got lecture.
-O Doe htlIs fellow 10 Bangor. las. ssei,
paid bis teacher what he Supposed vas
very graceful mpliment, snd which sp
p.reutly afforded him no end OF sslisiso
ton 10 burst Of good nature he said,
Miss Btosn, you are the only turtle 10 the
tank
Fir.t Farmer t,l railroad slstion)-
fou're farmer, too, eh' Second Farmer
ies. been 'sfmin' good many years.
Fret Farmer THAT sol Glad to meet ye
Where is your farm ia the 1ood district
tue drought section, the grssshopper
region, or the cyclone belli
Who are your leading citizsns here,
ssked tue man who Was soliciting for
equity histories. which, asked the
farmer Your men Of standing. Oh,
there's Bill Bright, Abner Bruntuhistle
aud -ob, lot more Of en-. They
dont do Do,hin but stand around the
dsepoe all day.
Turkish baths, strange to say. or
what We know by that name, are IN
kuown in Turkey, while 10 Austria they |
are called Roman baths In Germany,
with their accustomed verbal sccurscy
they call tbs same thing Romische-Turk
ische dampibsd. Lst Us hope these Ger
man baths are not really as bad s they
call them.
All the evidence goes to show tha,
you we're scorcbing, declared the court.
Anything TO Say Tor yourself? Yes, your
honor That woman with rolin pin in
her hand ridin after me IS hard as che
sonld peg was my wife.
- Was your husband accustomed TO use
Intoxicating liquors 10 .Icessi Inquired
tho insurance sdJnster VOL, she said
ronlllscently. he never used TO pIut
b,nsS red, bot occasionally BIO would get
olis pink supplement.
Hicks -Did you bear about M.oklini
Ilsy called The Rev. Mr.. Dudley 10 bis
b. dside las, evening wicks-Y You don't
m ssn,to cay that be 10 In fdying ccndi
,ion' Hicks Ga, 90; only bed case ci
~ 'omuis.
George Pussley called on me l.,l
evening. That little fullow who stuiisrsf
Why, he's stupid Not bit Of itEHs en-
ishslncd US Tor an boar. Howl Trying
to nsms the s,udwioh Islands.
Prot Bniut.nk Weston vas . great
, philosopher, By observing tbs mere fall
Of 40 apple be discovered the Law OF er.yi
~. smaheu That's nothing. BY sim
ply biting an apple Eve discovered The
gravity % Law.
Mrs smidells Gregory, you ecns
rio ht IL TO The hoase this m 10 ,e and aon'i
Iot me catch you on, sssin this evening,
ieorsy ~ You hadn't ousbter boss ne
,round before folks In tha wsy, m.
'olksll thiuk In yoar husband.
Husband Did Jon give anything 10
bat tramp ~he jos, leh here, Wife
frsmp' Why, ihsi vas my uneIe Henry.
-ho 10 20 very rich and has no children Of /,
bis own. Husb.bd (ber. ited) Great
sss'sn.l And told him uuie.s he no,