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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1897-08-22
Hard to Please.

The son of a well-known Providence law
yer came home at the end of his first term
in college exulting in the fact that he stood
next to the head of his class, says an ex-
change. His father was less easily salts
fed.
What! Next to the head?' he exclaim-
ed What do you mean, sir? I'd ike to
know what YOU think l send you to col
lcge for! Next to the head, indeed Humphl
I'd like 10 know why you aren't at the
head, where you ought to be!'
Tn eyoung man was naturally crestfal-
len, but upon his return to college he went
about his work with such ambition that
the end Of the term found him in the COW
eted place He went home very proud in
deed 1t was great news.
The lawyer contemplated his son for a
few moments in silence; then, with a shrug
Of his shoulders. he remarked
AT the head Of the class, Ell? Humph!
That's a fine commentary on Brown Uni
Versityr
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1897-08-22
Could Not FIim-FIam Her.

She put her arms around his neck, says
the Chicago Post and looked up into his
eyes. Yes" she said, Il believe in love in
a cottage. ] know that I could find happi-
ness there with you" MY darlngr' he
exclaimed rapturously. But" she persist
cd earnestly you must not get IL into
your head that / am not an expert on cot
tages. You mustn't think that you can palm
off a cabin or a shanty on me and make
me think It is a cottage. Many a dream of
bliss is wrecked through a misunderstood
ing of the meaning of the word cottage
When YOU have one that you would like
20 show me | will be glad to pass upon IL.
There must be room enough. you know.
so that love won't be crowded on 10 the
back steps every time one OF us wants TO
turn around AS he stalked moodily away
in the cleaning he realized that he could
not play the iiim-ham game of love upon
her.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1897-08-22
The Plural of "Mon.n.s

The babies at the Lewis school know a
thing or two. says the Chicago Times
Herald. Al least they know the difference
between one thing and more. OF they think
they do. They had an examination down
there the last Of the week. and the little
people in the second grade were asked a
number OF what TO them seemed foolish
questions as 10 what the singular and plu-
raj OF scissors and sheep were one small
chap astonished his teacher with his
knowledge upon the subject
George, what Ia the plural Of mouse p
she asked OF e curly headed youngster
with a big fflled collar.
Rats" he answered. and was so serious
about it that she knew he thought he was
correct.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1897-08-22
Hanna's Way Of Running Politics.
From the Pittshurg Post Dem).

ono curious matter about the checks
that have been produced showing the pay
neut OF money 60 populist politicians by
Mark Hanna's factotum, Mai Dick Of
ohio. is that they are made payable az Il
bank at Washington. where Nj. Hanna
has deposited thesresiduc OF the republican
campaign funds left over from the trust
and money campaign Of iast year. Mr.
Hanna boasts he IN running politics on
unL-Lmo.- nr-nnLnlo-." 30 lolhL OF 10.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1897-08-22

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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1897-08-22
THIS ISSUE
CONFIRMS
TWENTY PAGES
!NDLX TO NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.

Meeting-Haupt Lodge, No. IS, I. o. o.
F: Excelsior Lodge, No. 8, X of P. Sol
omon's Lodge No. l. f. & A. NJ; Mag
polia Encampment. No /, l. O. o. F.
Special Notices-Patronze Home Indus
try. The Southern Directory and Publish
ing Company; Notice, Robert S. Madison;
To Our Patrons and the Public. Georgia
Brewing Association; Big Bargains in
High Grade Bicycles, r. d. & VIM. Lat
timore; Beautifully Located Store to
Rent. r. d. & VIM. baltimore; The
Clean Grocery Store, The Southern Gro
Gerry Company; Savannah Steam Laun-
dry; Our Fan Line, Meyere & Franck;
Haslam, Harvey & Co., Workingmen's
Union Association; Beckmann's Cafe; e.
& W. Laundry; Special Notice, Harry &
Apple; There Are Others, Conida's Pal
ace Of Sweets; j. f. Fulton & Son. Real
Estate Agents; Buy an Eastman Kodak,
De Soto Pharmacy.
Washed Down BY the Recent Weather
Daniel Hogan.
Third Day, Last Call-Ludden & Bates.
A Man-savannah Carriage and Wagon
Company.
Grand Final Price Reductions on sum
mer Goods-Leopold Adler.
Legal Sales-City Marshars Sale.
Iron Beds Free-W. f. Wimpy.
Big Sale of Handerkerchiefs-Fa
Clothing Company.
A Good Thing-Byck Bros.
Trousers That Were $3.50 Now S2.5O-The
Metropolitan Clothing Company
Amusements-Bonnie Scotland at Thea
ter Monday, Aug. %; Darkest Russia at
Theater Tuesday. Aug. "a.
Money Saved Is Money Made-Savannah
Shoe Factory
Grand Array of Actual Bargains-At
Gutman's.
a Procession of Former Years-Eck-
STEMS.
Discount Sale at the Big store-B. II.
Levy & Bro.
Free Gold All This Week-B. H. Levy &
AFRO.
Ten Dollars is the Price Now Paid for a
Gas Range-Mutual Gas Light Company.
To-day Two Grand Concerts-At the
South End Hotel Tybee Island.
So is the Price OF a ~ Columbian A.
Bryson Columbia Agent
Financial-Haight & Freese. Bankers,
H1tc, New York.
Beef-Liebig's Extract of Beef.
Medical-Wine Of Cardui; b. h. B.. wo-
mans Friend; Worlds Dispensary Prepar-
ations; Cuticura Remedies. Hoods sarsa-
parilla; Erie Medical Company; Lydia
Pinkham's Vegetable Pills; Hobbs 'spara-
gus Liver Pills; Munyon's Remedies:
Abbo.
Cheap Column Advertisements-Hel
Wanted; Employment Wanted; For Rent:
For Sale; Lost; Personal; Miscellaneous.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1897-08-22

Mayor Josiah quincy Of Boston wouldu't
shake hands with John L. Sullivan tho
other day. ANA now The cy-chamnlon pu.
Elst formerly one of Quincys strongest
admirers. b. MAD and BE- going o. run
AGAINST him for mayor There 81 one al-
vantage that sullivan haa, be- Viii bo
able 10 attend % considerable OF bic own
ward ferIlnF 1nd when tho boys como
doHn 90 vote john o wil no doubt give
thfm good nme f ihoy vote the ueht
way ana % thsE dome th,y hld beltof
have intif hoiaf p'caur padded.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1897-08-22

Some OF the mine operators in the Pitts
burg district are talking Of using Calling
guns on the strikers should they attempt
any interference. So far the strikers. as
a rule have been a very peaceful lot. ana
II would appear that this Is one instance
In which they themselves are entitled to
an injunction. 1t Is rather unbecoming In
the operators TO indulge IN such threats
after they have invoked the protection
Of the state authorities and the federal
courts
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1897-08-22
The DISCRIMINATING Duty.


This isa lapse 60 mediacvaiism for which
We should say that the republican party
wuH responsible. N The republican party
nut be- eaunoi. plngley. Alllron Reed and
Mckinley himself arr simply helpless DOB
fnr hands OF tho uuWerf mnnupnlles
which pm thla bin through Thsfo BIAS been
nothing ukn t .sncc thN dltH ~ tns later
Roman commonwealth NheH. az Mr
FfnH D. f1fn. fhr provinces we're "fh0 feed.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1897-08-22

10 is 20 be noted that tho tone OF Sec
rotary of state sherman's second note TO
the Japanese minister was extremely mild
as compared with he first communication
telling what the United States could and
perhaps, would do. The department no
doubt thought 1t best 20 take the tlp given
81 by public opinion.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1897-08-22
CURRENT COMMENT.
south carolina Democrats.

From the Springfield Republican 0nd).
The democratic party IN South Carolina
under the leadership OF Senator Tillman
has been supposed 20 he substantially
populirt organization The name demo
cratic" has adhered to II because very
early in the game the Tlmanites captur-
Cd tho old party organization. although in
principles there has been revolution In
South Carolina democracy within i've or
six years.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1897-08-22

Rudyuri Kiplng. Dr., g. a new arrival
IN The literary world. but it win he some
time see before bee begins TO figure out
alphabetical combinations or count pocti-
.ll -.lL
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1897-08-22

Hell Ter sartain creek is said 20 be tho
real name of Kentucky rivulct and
now they have established Sunday
school near its banks, which is known as
''IIell Ter sartain Sunday school" The
Interesting question is. what chance for
salvation have its pupils?
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1897-08-22

Il appears that Chairman Blalock viii
have 60 make another guess as 90 the
price or tags. Economy is a good policy.
but it does not appear that the cxtraya-
ganee has been AZ bad as u has been
painted.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1897-08-22

Sugar trust certificates have reached 10.
the highest point they have ever known
and they are holding that ground right
along. and yoi there are still some mem
hers OF congress who are trying to create
the impression that they did not 10 much
Of anything for the Havcmeycr-searles
monopoly.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1897-08-22

Il Is unfortunate now that Albion W
Tourgee cannot come back from his con-
sulate long enough to explain that lynch
ing In the suburbs Of Chicago. Il would
be interesting 10 see how he would have
20 dodge to keep from contradicting him
self
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1897-08-22
NOW FOR THE BABY.

Plenty of new ones in town, and all
want caps.
"A full line Baby Caps just received, con-
sequently fresh and clean; prices ranging
from 15c each 10 s.. 50 and So
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1897-08-22
LADIES' SHIRT WAISTS.

The seasons late and the balance Of our
stock of Shirt Waists must go. About -
cents on the dollar of cost is what we
have priced them for this week. If You
need Shirt Waists here is the place TO gee
them
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1897-08-22
WE BEGIN ON HOSE.
JUST LOOK AT THIS:
line of Hosiery in the city at 25c the pair
HERE is ANOTHR GOOD THING.

If you notice we are not making trade
lively by offerings of antique, not wanted
articles. Our bargains are the things al
ways wanted in every household. Every
day use makes them necessary, and al the
prices this week your pocketbook WI be
assisted and the dollar have an extra
1r,a
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1897-08-22
HANDKERCHIEFS.

For children at any price from &c to lOs
each. Special inducements in Ladies
Handkerchiefs at prices ranging from TO-
each to soc.
Gentlemen's Handkerchief in like man-
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1897-08-22

~ you WANT GOyD MATEhiAs
ana work. order your iihographea anl
printed stationery and blank book ne~
Morning News. savannah Ca
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1897-08-22
SuMDRIES PRICED RIGHT.

Tar Soap 1Sc. Cuticura tic, Cashmere
Boquet 23c. Copco sc. Shefield's Tooth
Powder 1Sc. Murray & Lanman Florida
Water 5Sc. Best Florida Water pc, Michal-
sons West India Bay Rum 22c, MichaI-
sons Double Distilled Pint Bottles 5Sc.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1897-08-22
The MORNING NEWS IS pu01shed

REGISTERED at The post0faee in savannah.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1897-02-10
No. 397.-Central Acrostic.

All the words described contain the
same number of letters. When rightly
guessed and placed one be- DIV another, the
central letters will spell the name of a
country lying about Mount Ararat.
Crosswords: 1. A play. O. To form by
heating and hammering. 8. A fruit. 4.
A word often used by bicyclers 8. Droll
6. A useful tool 7. Something used in
every dining room.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1897-02-10

Take a piece of writing paper about
three times as long as it is brOad-say, &
inches long and wide. Fold the upper
corner down, as shown in Fig. l. Then
fold the other upper corner over the first,
and it will appear as in Fig 2. You next
fold the paper in half, lengthwise, and it
will appear as in Fig. g. Then the last
fold is made lengthwise, also, in the II. i'd
die of the paper, and it will exhibit the
form of Fig. A. which, when cut through
with the scissors in the direction of the
dotted line, will give all the forms mention
ed.
No. 3S6.--Double Acrostic: E-cbatan-A.
Gull. B-eowul-F. E-sthe-R R-hon- f.
Toad. Primals-Egbert. Finals-Al-
fred.
No. 1877. -Transposition: Friend, finder.
No. 398.-Boxes and Boxes: 1. Letter.
2. Coal. 3. Snuff. 4. Pill. 5. Match. 6.
Cake T. Chatter. 8. Band. 9. Hat. TO-
Spice. IL. Powder. ~. Jewel. 49, Music.
II. Cash.
No. 3S9.-Three Word Squares:
r E d C H o P
G o G A R H A K E
o M E R E S T o x
G E T E P E
No. 9O.-Numerical Enigma: Little
Lord Fauntleroy.
No. 391.-Anagrams: l. Ice pitchers 2.
Water bottles. 3. Bread and butter plates.
4. Children's food pushers. 5. Banquet
lamps. 6. Dinner plates. 7. Decanters.
8. Sugar tongs. 9. Pickle jars. 10. But
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1897-02-10
No. 39S.-Riddle-me-ree

My first is in great, but not in small;
My second in SQUIRREL but not in bird;
My third in rat, but not in mouse;
My fourth in art, but not in skill
Ny fifth in naughty, but not in good;
My sixth in said, but not in say;
My seventh in ulster, but not in cape;
My eighth in monkey, but not in ape,
And when you have guessed my riddle me rec
favorite flower you soon will see
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1897-02-10

The first side of five, the principal star
In the ear of corn. 1t is of the first me gri-
tude and issone of the stars used for deter
mining longitude at sea. The second side,
a star in the head of Medusa. For about
"a days it is of the second magnitude,
when it suddenly decreases, and in 81
hours becomes of the fourth magnitude. 1t
then grows brighter and brighter until
after "A hours it is again of the second mag
nitude. The third side force in nature
having a velocity of 1919, 900 miles a second.
The fourth side, phenomena which are
caused by great wave which follows the
moons course around the earth. The four
Initials name a mineral
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1897-02-10
No. 395.-Word Changes.

Take word meaning companion and
by successive changes Of It's initial letter
make words of the following significance:
1. To satiate. 2. To estimate. 8. An en-
trance. f. After the usual time. 5. To
dislike. 6. The head. T. An epoch. 8.
To lessen. 9. Death. 10. A feminine
name.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1897-02-10
No. 394.-Anagrams.

A pleasant home, from debt all free,
A happy child, a loving wife;
These are the wholesome fruits we see
Gin STURDY" toll and honest life.
The Glide CAN NEVER" ebb and flow
Save by our Makers changeless plan;
So as the ages come and go,
No WHOLE is ever seen by man.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1897-02-10
No. 399.-TranspOsitiOn.

A man mCy PRIMAL the wide world LAST,
But to dis lover, when youth is past,
That home is best.
See foreign countries. but keep q part
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1897-02-10
&,S&N3 zz efSf.SsAS
1.-THE PuzzLER

No. 392.-NunC rical Enigma.
My whole is an English town.
My 4, 5, is an animal.
My 1, 2, 8 is not old.
My 1, 2, is used for fishing.
My 6, 5, s, is a mineral
My 1, 2, 6, z is something that birds
make.
My z, s, s, 9 is kind of story.
No. 393.-HoIlow Diamond.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1897-02-10
Wanted Idea ~ $as 81 S&3s;

Protect your Ideas; they may bring you wealth.
Write JOHN WEDDERBURN & CO., Patent Attor
neys Warrington d. Co for their 81 800 prize offer
and list Of eWo hundred Inventions wanted.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1897-02-10
Loyal and warm of tne rowing heart
For the dear home nest.
How Is This?

In my first my second sat; my third and
fourth ate-Insatiate.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1897-02-16
FREE TO EVERY MAN.
The MethodIIOf a Great Treat
ment foruWeakneSS Of Men.
Which Cured Him AFTER Everything
Else Failed.

Painful diseases are bad enough, but when
man is slowly wasting away with nervous
weakness. the mental forbodings are ten times
worse than the most severe pain. There is
no let up to the mental suffering day or night.
Sleep is almost impossible and under such a
strain men are scarcely responsible for what
tossed on the troubled sea offs xual weakness
until it was question whether he had not
better take dose Of poison and thus ends
all his tIoubles. But providential inspira.
ton came to his aid in the shape of a combi-
nation of medicines that not only completely
restored the general health, but enlarged his
weak and emaciated parts to natural size and
vigoT, and he now declares that any man who
will take the trouble to send his name and
address may have the method Of this wonder.
full treatment free. Now when | say free /
mean absolutely without cost, because / want
every weakened man to get the benefit Of my
experience.
/ am not philanthropist, nor do pose as
an enthusiast, but there are thousands Of men
suffering the tortures of weakened manhood
who would be cured at once could they
but get such remedy as the one that curerd
me. Do not try to study out how can afford
to pay the few postage stamps necessary to
mail the informrtion, but send for il and learn
that there are a few things on earth that
although they cost nothing 70 get they are
worth fortune 10 some men and mran to
lifetime Of happiness TO most Of US. Write
Thomas Slater, Box 800, Kalamazoo Mich
snd the information viii be mailed in plain
sealed envelope.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1897-02-16
SAMPLES.
Informahon:for Personsi Receiving Copies
of This Issue.

Informahon:for sonsiReceiving Copies
of This Issue.
The JOURNAL has in the past year
gained a state circulation. 1t is the
only paper in Oregon besides the Or
egonian that is taken in every part of
the state as the postoffice records
show. You are asked to circulate it.
Because:
/. 1t is clean paper.
2. 1t is an independent paper.
3. 1t is an opposition paper. 1t op-
poses corrupt politics, corrupt methods
and corrupt men in all parties.
1t supports aggressively the GOOD
it finds in public and private life and
in all parties. 1t attacks the evil
wherever it finds it.
THE JOURNUL advocates old
fashioned honesty and Jeffersonion
simplicity. 1t don't know the mean
ing Of compromise of principle. 1t is
always on the side of the people as
against the aggressions of power that
tend to destroyI freedom and equal
rights.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1897-02-16
STATEN EW ).

Lincoln county has "a mill tax levy
Brownsville is to have a cheese fac
tory.
Eugene and Springfield are now
connected by telephone,
J.J. Whitney has been appointed
deputy district attorney of Linn
county.
M. G. Suther of Albany has the
contract for feeding the city prisoners
for 12f cents meal.
II. T. Logan of seaside has closed
his mill ard 28men are now idle. The
payroll of the mill was $1,000 month.
Work on the Heppner-Long Creek
telephone line is being pushed forward
as fast as the weather will permit.
& The company intends to have the line
ready for business by April /, if poss-
ible.
The driver of the Heppner Monu-
! ment line, reports the heaviest snow
fall of the winter in the mountains.
K 1t averaged two feet, and was still
showing hard when he came over.
Mrs. Nancy M. Cartwright of Drain
died Friday, after short illness, and
another of the pioneers, who sought
Oregon by OK team in the early sos, is
numbered on the other side. D. B.
Cartwright and wife established the
Cartwright stage station, in the Sius-
law valley, in 1858, having come to
Oregon from Illinois the same year.
The Astoria water commission
for the quarter ending December 81,
1896, shows the total receipts Of the
water plant of that city were $l5, 767. ga
and the disbur sements. 81, 1866. 80;
balance on hand, $1,000. ga. The total
estimated value of the water plant is
1906, ,671.25.
John LennoX, living two and half
miles east of Albany, on the Tangent
road, while working with a young
horse Saturday morning, received
painful and serious injuries by being
niNhOO III OilO ldSCs Illo uOSc anu ldC6
were cut ina frightful manners, and
he was unconscious for some time.
Baker City is to have the Oregon
and Washington fireman. IS tournament
The town will give prizes to the
amount of $4,000 and a special prize
OF $3.50. The tournament will be held
on June 8, 9 and 10. At
the meeting, Director NJ. d.
Fleming, of Baker City, resigned, and
+. NJ. Clarke was elected to ill his
place. Others present were: J. W
Morgan. of Waitsburg, president; J.
w. Mckay, of Walla Walla, vice-pres.
dent; t. d. S. Hart, of Walla Walla,
secretary; M. j. Buckley, of Star buck.
and Joe Eli, of Pendleton,
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1897-02-16
Swift, Safe,
Luxurious.

Our evening train
from st. Paul to Chi
cago and st. Louis is
one of the handsomest
IN the country.
Vestibuled and gas
lighted from end to
end. Carries standard
and compartment
eeping cars as we'll
as dining and free
char cars. Runs ON
TIME over a superb
track.
Leaves st. Paul sos
p. m.
] Arrives Chicago 9;25
a. m.
Arrives st. Louis
5:2l p. m.
Travellers who have
never tried the Bur-
lington between st.
Paul and Chicago are
respectfully requested
to do so. No railroad
between the points
named offers swifter,
safer or more luxurious
service.
A. c. SHELDON, G. A.,
Portland. Or.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1897-02-16

The high nat disease is prevalent in
Missouri, also, and a bill is pending in
the legislature of that state W hich
provides that all women who Wear
high hats in theatres shall be arrested
at the close Of the performance and all
managers who permit high hats to en-
ter their theatres shall be fined.