Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1897-02-20
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Carrie-Jack thinks I'm tickle. Lena |
That's probably the reason he doesnt |
propose second time.-Life.
Reginald-Niy darling. will you share
my lot? Miss Uptodate-ls 1t city o.
suburban baltimore News.
She-The Misses Brown usually sing
duets. do they not? He-Yes; they di.
vide the responsibility
The maid from Boston swept the
street with her glance. 1t was notice.
able that the asphalt was covered with
q glare of ice.-Cincinnau Enquirer.
"Men generally admire business sense
In a woman. don't they?' Yes; but
they admire 1t only In other mems
wives and daughters" Rec.
ord.
First tramp-The papers all say that
work Is starting up everywhere. Sec.
Ond ditto-l know: isn't 1t awful? You
ana may be drawn into 1t yet.--Bos.
ton Transcript.
Across the board she winked at me
Nny-do not deem her conduct free;
That wink was in its proper place,
For then knew she held the ace.
Chicago Record.
First Ar,ist--where did Scratchwell
get his artistic education? Second art.
its lsavagely)-At some school for me
chanical rawing.-Clnclnrat Trib
une.
"Tell Elsie to hurry! II she docsn',
we'll miss the first act entirelyw
you're not going to get her there early
tonight. She's got q new hat."-Chi.
cago Tribune.
She-Once you vowed that was the
sunshine Of your life. Now YOU stay
out night after night. He-Er-why-
i don't expect sunshine after dark
Dublin Freeman.
How did turn over new lcaf?"
nc repeated dreamily. 'vn, with about
four fingers. Eh!' with start. he 70.
called himself TO his surroundings
New York Press.
Hoax-What! You buying bicycle3
thought you detested them. Joax-
SO I do. but I've been run over long
enough. Now I'm going to have my
revenge.-Spare Moments.
A solemn pause At length he spoke;
His words were full of strength.
The congregation slept. nor woke
For hours. He spoke ut length.
philadelphia Record.
Cholllc Chap!ngton-Haw! I always
say just what | think. don't you know!
Haw! Grace Golightly--What an easy
time your vocal chords must have!-
Baltimore News.
"Mrs. Riifraff had her husband ar
rested for cruelty" "What had he
been doing!" Tried to make her STOP
buying novels and read the encyclope
dia."-Ch.cago Record.
lie seems to take after his father.
said the visitor. II don't when they Il
apple dumplings," volunteered the III
tie boy. "He don't leave Zone to take.
indianapolis Journal.
Shelf seems almost impossible tha
you should love me. He-That's wha
my mother says. How nicely you IN,
she will get along II you always agro
like that.-1Iarlem Life.
"The holdings have ut last agreed I
live apart" "Gracious! As bad n
that:' "well, 1t amounts to rs much
They've taken house In the suburbs.
philadelphia North American.
Don't you think football II a terri
BILE sport." asked Miss NOrthside Of he
escort. SWELL" replied the young mar
81 will admit that It Is hair-raisin
game."-PlttsburS Chronicle. Telegraph
George--I just saw you coming fror
the conservatory with Miss Gold,
Rather handsome girl, but too reserv
cd for me. Thomas--Yes. just n
served her for life.-Cincinnaii IL
quirer.
Soon will the man who owns sleigh
Declare there's money In Il;
He will not rent 1t by the day:
He's rent II by the minute.
Washington Star.
Frcddle-Oh, II was only certai
that she loves me! George-Why don
YOU ask her? Freddie-That would en-
the uncertainty and make me mlserabl
In another way.--Philadelphia Mort
American.
THE papers say that after the fasl
ionable wedding ut st. Jehu's yeste
day the entire bridal party went to I'll
horse show. Did you see them there
well, ! saw number Of grooms."-
Harper's Bazar
Attorney-0n what ground, MADAM
do you wish to apply for divorce frol
your husband? Fair Cllent-On Il
ground. sir, that he hasn't any grOun,
He made me believe lie had q farm.
Chicago Tribune.
Tcacher-Johnny, what Is wind
Johnny--Wind, sir, Is air put In m
ton. Teacher-Right. Next DO.
What Is the cause Of wind? Next boy
Rivalry for the prize-ring champiOl
ship.--Boston Courier.
Mother-When the boy In the oth'
house threw stones at You, why didn
YOU come and tell me! B0bby-B
cause, mamma, can throw them bae
better than you. He's more likely
get hit.-HartfOrd Times.
Tom-Where shall you stOp-at Il
Baldorf: Harry-I hope SO. I'm afral
however, that Parker will hear I'm
town, and insist upon my putting I
with him. Tom-Don't you like Parkel
Uarry-Yes. very much; but he hi
three daughters, and don't know II
can afford it.-Bazar.
Guy-Could you spare me cigarette