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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-11-03
THE TRIUMPH OF THE TIGER.

The machines have won in the great contest
,or the control OF New-York City. and Tam.
many Hall. under the direction OF Richard
Croker. will have the dispensation OF S'o'VV''
600 in patronage year Judge ROBERT A. van
Wvck has been elected first Mayor OF the city
nv nlurality Of about eighty-flve thousand votes
over Seth Low, the candidate OF the Citizens
Union The plurality in the boroughs OF MAN.
haitian and The Bronx is estimated at ABOUT
sixty-fve thousand, and Van Wyck carried
RrooLlvn bv about fourteen thousand. All the
candidates on the Tammany City, County, judi
cial and Borough tickets were carried 'hroue"
in the Tammany triumph and Justice '''''" :"
Parker. Democratic candidate tor the N'''N,
1udpeship OF the Court Of Appeals carr'eu '"'
,,,,. hv n,urality estimated at about one NUM-
,u.s ,, civ thousand over Judge William j.
Wallace. the Republican nominee
THE FAvoRITE IN THE BErriN"'
rarmanv had been the fa'orite in the oe''
ting and il was feared by all lovers OF oece"'
..,.o,rr,ont that a Citizens Union victory over
,,o ,vo machines was impossible. the result
iustihes that apprehension. But seVe'a' ia'''
are conspicucu us in the outcome.
On. ,s that there are good grounds for the oe'
IT., ,hot u an anti-Tammany fusion had not pee"
,,a, - an anti-Tammany fusion had not Dec"
nrevented by the stubbornness or fia'' al"
ouigg. and If such union could nave 'ee"
,oao tbe Tiger would not now be stalking tr''
,hart in these rich pastures. with huse
,..,noor ,ha, the beast will be able to appeass
after January 1 next. The vote OF A'" A'N
Tracy together is bigger than that OF va"
Wyck.
ANOTHER CONSPICUOUS FACT.
Aro,her fact conspicuous at this time IS tnas
the contention SO strongly put ior'h o' Oh WV
advocates of decent government that ssth Low
would prove The most formidable ea"o'ua'e
AGAINST Tammany has been vindicated. "e"e'"'
Tracy has apparently polled little more than tho
t,,u machine support throughout the greater
territory, and he is about fifty thousand DENIM
Low.
Another fact which stands out Is that the
death of Henry George had much influence on
-. ..s,,,, ~ the canvass What his real
strength was. Of course. nobody has the means
Of knowing. and it is evident that the bulk OF
whatever it was, instead Of gorg to the can
didate who. along with George, represented the
principle Of anti-bosssm. returned to Tammany'
whence most of it originally came
VOTING GEORGES INSIGNIFICANT VOTE.
Young Henry George pc'led an insignificant
yo,e only about 10000 votes in the whole terri
torv The followers OF his father preferred
rammany to Low, no doubt being Influenced oy
the distorted report of the elder Georges speech
Of Flushing on last Thursday evening, the night
before he died. That report made Mr. George
cav that he would not vote for Low under any
circumstances whereas, as matter OF facI
N. speech indicated that George was not en-
gagged in any fight with Low. and intimated that
| - he George, could not be elected. he hoped
h;s followers would cast their ballots for the
other anti-boss candidate
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-11-03
SUFFOLK COUNTY REPUBLICAN,.
'wO AssEMBLYMEN ELECTED WITH THE COUNTY
TICK EFT.

Rivorhcad Nov. 2-Suflolk County has gone Re-
publican 1t Is estimated that Wallace. for Court
OF Appeals carries the county by about seventeen
hundred Burr. FOR Supreme Court Judge. ran pe-
hind The Court OF Apneals but will carry the coun-
Is hy about twelve hundred. 49,
The two Republican candidates for Assembly;
Post in the Ist District. and Burr. In the lld ana
two thousand ma iOrity.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-11-03
FUSION WINS IN NEBRASKA.
THE DEMOCRATIC-PO COALITION
APPARENTLY HAS TWELVE THOU
SAND PLURALITY

Lincoln, Neb., Nov. 2-Thirty-hve precincts
outside Of Lincoln and Omaha indicate the cleo
tion Of the fusion State ticket by not less than
twelve thousand.
Additional scattering precincts returns from
small towns and county precincts serve to con-
firm earlier bulletins to the effect that fusion
has carried this State by a greater plurality
than Bryan received last year.
Omaha Nov 2.-Twenty-siX precincts outside
of Douglas and Lancaster counties give net Re-
publican gain Of 1876.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-11-03

Cortland y. Y. Nov. 2.-The election OF David
". Van Hocsen Democrat. for Assembly to-day
hy a plurality of about TWO hundred and nifty ends
The hittcrcst factloual fight known In Cortland
County In years. Tho Republican party split In
TWO lu convention and an independent ticket was
Yut up Charges OF fraud IN caucus and conven-
ilon were made on both Sides. The Republicans
tired In court 10 Keep the Independent ticket OF
The ballot. This increased tho bitterness. The
democrats irdors.d -ome independent nomra-
lions and the entire democratic ticket was
IL
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-11-03
ALBANY REBUKES BARNES.
REPUBLICANS RESENT Boss's DOMINATION
OF THE CITY CONVENTION.

Albany. Nov 2 (SpeciaD.-Willinm Barnes. jr,
Mr. Platt's lieutenant. met his Waterloo In The
Albany city election to-day. He would not listen
IA the demands OF the rank and hlc Of The Re-
publIcan party that the city Convention should be
allowed TO act at Its own Will HAD hc done 80
ceorqc n Stevcnr W )uld have been elected Mayor
-. = h,, pluralitv When Mr.. Barnes's machin"
convention nominated General Scldcn r. Marvin
Tor Navor Mr. Stevcns's friends placed him IN
nomin1ilon under the head OF the Independent
,M.o,n.'i,,nai League The Democratic convention
nnninstcd ~ Judge Thomas J. Van Alsiync ana the
indcnondcnt Democrats named Robert IL No"tr
WV. W. .ho,r candidate The canvass In many respects
- eimiar TO that I'm Create: New-Nork Inc
stevens and Moore men made vigorous nb,l,
-, hc stevens men were the more powerful lot
,hcv nut down MaTvn's vote more than onc-i,Ii
while Moore made only slight inroadS mo va"
AIetyne's support. , At. IT,. a.. ,,,.,,,s
"Tbc stevens men carried the fight into me watas'
,,h Tho result that the Republicans lost ho 'oin-
VIII VIII rourcu uio and came near losing the county
,1cket Every Indication points to the deieat OF
Mr. harness candidate Tor Mayor.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-11-03
MIR. GoRMAN PROBABLY DEFEATED.

Baltimore. Nov. 2 (specaD-Later returns
show that the Ist Legislative District of Balti
more City has gone Republican by about 1000.
This means a Republican sweep Of the city on
the municipal ticket court clerks and Legis-
lature. and gives the Republicans twenty-one
members Of the House and three State SEN
ators. On the strength OF this. 1t looks as II
the Republicans will control the Legislature and
that the German forces overthrown. Re-
turns from the counties. however. continue TO
Snow Democratic gains.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-11-03
THE PRESIDENT VOTES IN CANTON.
HE WAS EARLY AT THE POLLS TO PERFORM HIS
DUTY AS A CITIZEN

Canton Ohio Nov. 2-PrcsIdent Mckinley left his
mothers home to vote at 1910 o'clock this morning
II was five blocks walk TO the Fulton-st polling
place-Prccnct c. First Ward-which was In a car
penter shop On the way Judge Kicks and his old
neighbor Judge McCarty Joined the President. He
entered the precinct voting-place at 1920. "Wiam
Mckinley No. Sl5 West Tuscarawas-st. No 1G."
read the clerk. The President was In the booth one
minute and twenty seconds He put his cross on the
banket-shcct Australian ballot with eight tickets
by candlelight. the curtain OF the booth resting
his shoulder and the President being within plain
sight Of the crowd that had gathered On entering
and leaving the polling place he returned the salu
tations Of all the election officers. After voting the
President took walk about some Of the streets OF
his home city. dOfng his hat In reply TO the salu
,ations OF people who made many manifestations OF
their love and admiration for their fellow-cizen
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-11-03
rDOy.s MAYOR REFLECTED.

Troy \. Y. Nov Observation-Disclosures at pros
,,o,n, ~ the election of two Republican Assem-
,.on prews,cr and Russell. in Rensselaer, Coun-
~. and Democrs M''HM MiIlov ,It0' democrat. mo-
elecirn, eleia, more than two thousand majority over
Tctr' rec, " Ti,nper MS Republican opponent
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-11-03

Assembly. George II. Bcckwth was the Wever
candidate. and f. &. Baker the nominee or M9itt
convention. The county Clerk declared feck"ltn
the regular Republican candidate. but the supreme
Court Judge ana aftcrwarl the Appellate DIVISION.
which specially convened by the tiovernor ~
hear the case. and also the Court or Appeals, ue-
cided In favor of Baker.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-11-03

The Mlyor-clcct Of Greater New York Will be in
debted TO Ho.dc's I.cor!cc Pastles for the excel
ient service rendered by the Campaign Speakers
Use of these kept their voices clear and distinct.
Speakers and Singers them and find them In
dispensable Five cents package 1t Druggists
and Confectioncrs.-Advt
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-11-03

POST DEFEATED BY A FUSIONIsT
Omaha Neb. Nov. 2 (SpecaD.-Post Ne
braska's Republican candidate for Supreme
Judge, will probably be defeated by Sullivan. on
the fusion ticket by plurality of four to five
thousand JOHN NJ. THURSTON
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-11-03
THE RESULT IX GLovERsvILLE.

Glov.r-ylc y Y. Nov. (specaD.- Cummings.
Republican. H. elected over Young. Independent, for
NaSOr Of GlOycrsNill-.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-11-03
HIGGINS MAYOR OF oswEGo AGAIN.

Oswego y Y. Nov. John y. Higgins, Republ-
can. was reelected Mayor OF Oswego to-day by l2J
majority In a vote ot 300
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-11-03
,r,o., rcTS AN INDEPENDENT

,,,,, " v Nov . (SpccaD-Thc indications are
,,o, THOMAS e. Kinney. Independent. Is elected
..avor ~ Iitica The Republicans VIII eject ih"-
iority OF the Aldermen
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-11-03
GREEN BEATEN IN BINGHAMToN.

pi,gbamton. ~ Y. Nov. tSpeciaD.-Jerome DE
wi, Democrat IL elected Mayor OF BihShaintoh
49, cor.. T. Green Republican. by over nve
SwndreI ma tority Eight Democratic Aldermen out
OF thirteen are elected
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-11-03

william J. Bellen. who represented the ~ D's-
,r,ct of Onondaga County In the Assembly, 'i'S
,aor and who died yesterday while standing iof
reelec,ion was born In Rome. y. u OH oo.opei @
o, ,src Az a Young man he was employed on me
I.,n9,ousn ~. % Journal" Later he studied NV hhu
was admitted the bar in Ba,dwihII,T and Wa
non,hcr Of the committees on ihsuri". mar
!. .hn and Religious Societies and lhdihh AiiairS'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-11-03

THE lsT oNONDAGA DISTRICT.
DIED YESTERDAY.

Syracuse. ~ Y. Nov. Wv J. Bcen, Republican
a.,'a,aa,o for Member of Assembly In the Ist Dis
,r,c, ~ Onondaga County, died at l2A5 o'clock this
a,,.rpoon He had been In ill-health for some the'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-11-03

Artistic Photographs are the specially OF Rock
woods Cabinet. $500 per do3en. LAO Broadway
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-11-03

Have you heard the Krel Piano7 Lad fli'h ave.
bet 22d and 23d Sts.-Advt
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-11-03
,,,,,v nrMoCRAT WON IN CLINTON COUNTY

p,attsburs ~ y Nov tSpeciaD-The iactohai
ocbt between the Viewer and Mohitt forces oi me
Republican party In Clinton County mas resulted
In tho eiection of l. ]. Pickett, Democrh' 10 INC
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OUR ONLY DAY,
BY COATES KINNEY.

Were this our only day
Dlo not yesterdays and mOrrows give
10 nope and mem ory their Interplay
How should we bear to live?
Not merely what we are,
But what we were and what we are to be,
Make up our life-the near days each a sta I
The fair days nebule.
At once would love forget
Its keen pursuits and coy delays of bliss
And its delicious pangs of fond regret
Were there no day but this.
And who, to win a friend,
Would to the secrets of his heart invite
A fellowship that should begin and end
Between night and night2
Who, too, would pause to pirate
of insult, or remember slight or scorn;
Who would this night lie down to sleep will
hate
Were there to be no morn2
Who would take heed to wrong.
u" misery's comp laint or pity's call,
The long wall of the weak against the
strong,
If this one day were all?
And what were wealth with shame,
The vanity of office, pride or caste,
The why sparkle of the bubble fame,
If this day were the last2
Aye, what were all days worth
Were there no looking backward or before
If every human life that drops to earth
Were lost forevermore2
But each day is a link
OF days that pass and never pass away;
For memory and hope-to live, to think
Each is our only day.
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It will pay silverites who want cheap
money-that is, money at low rates of
lnterest-to study the rates Of interest
charged in gold and silver standard
countries and to compare the average
rates of interest on certain classes of
leans in sound money states, which
never favor reputation, and in states
which favor free coinage and which
sometimes favor reputation of debts.
1t is difficult to get exact figures of in
terest rates in different states and coun-
tries, but the statistics obtainable are
not favorable for the farmer who votes
for free silver with the expectation that
it would enable him to borrow money
at low rates Of interest.
According to the last census, the
average rate of interest on farm mort
cages in 1890 was 1856 per cent. The
rate has undoubtedly declined since
then, except, perhaps, in certain states
which are voting and legislating against
capital. The rate is also higher than
that on most other classes of securities
1t is probable that the average rate of
interest in this country is now consider
able less than 6 per cent. In England.
France, Germany and many other gold
standard countries it is undoubtedly less
than per cent We have, however, put
the rate on the barometer at per cent.
In Mexico, Central and South Amer
ican countries and in most other coun-
tries on silver basis the rates of inter.
est will probably average more rather
than less than 10 per cent. Statistics on
ordinary loans on farm mortgages are
not available for comparison in these
countries. Perhaps the best available
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are those prepared by Professor Irving
Fisher and published in August, 1896,
by the American Economic association.
These show only market or bank rates
of interest in London, Berlin, Paris,
New York, Calcutta, Tokyo and Shang-
hal for series Of years, and of course
these are far below the average rates.
Professor Fisher finds that the average
bank rate of interest from 1875 to 1879
was 3.8 per cent in the four gold stand
ard countries and TO- per cent in the
three silver standard countries. In sill
yer standard countries the rate had fallen
but little. the average for 1904 being
10.7 per cent. In gold standard coun-
tries the rate had fallen over 25 per
cent, or from g.. 3 in 1904. These facts
tend to show that there is some good
reason why interest is lower in gold
standard countries They are confirmed
by the further facts that many large
loans and some small ones made in sill
yer standard countries are made pay
able In gold and at rates Of interest far
below those prevailing One of the al
legged reasons why Japan has changed
from silver to gold basis is to obtain
lower rates of interest on loans which
she wished to negotiate.
There is more in this subject of cheap
money than some silverites dream Of
The best money is, in fact, the cheapest.
If the borrower thinks otherwise, let
him have his cheap money and pay the
increased rates of interest charged for it.
Byron W. Holt.
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why She Liked Hypnotism.

A young woman from Washington
has discovered practical use for hyp.
notism and declares that at last she sees
its value. She was visiting a young
artist, who, with her chaperon, observes
all the proprieties, in studio up towr
in New York city. The Washington
young woman was called on by hel
physician, who happens to be skilled in
the ways and wiles of hypnotism. The
/ schaperon was eager, as many women
seem to be, to be hypnotized when the
conversation turned on that subject and
the DOCTORS skill with the art.
The doctor was a trifle chary about
showing his powers but the two
younger women begged him to crafty
the elder woman's curiosity. The chap
eron smiled to herself and bubbled
with delight when the doctor finally
consented to experiment on her In IL
minutes it was the turn of the two girls
to bubble with satisfaction. Under the
doctors persuasive power the chaperon
was lost to the world and all but the
M. D. IS power.
sat last!' exclaimed the Washing
ton girl. "Here at last is practical use
for hypnotism. Anything that can put
chaperon to sleep is worth having
about. Teach me, oh, doctorp p'-New
York World.
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last pang. 1t is all over now. In two or
three days his convalescent patients,
with shawl wrapped around them, will
come to the front window and look out
at the passing hearse, and the poor Of
the city, barefooted and bare headed,
will stand on the street corner, saying,
"Oh, how good he was to us alp But
on the other side of the river of death
some of his old patients who are for
ever cured, will come out to welcome
him, and the physician of heaven, with
locks as white as snow, according to the
Apocalyptic vision, will come out and
say "Come in, come in. 1 was sick
and ye visited me. ="
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'sWellP''

If a small bottle of Shaker Digestive
Cordial does you no good, don't buy a
large one.
"Prove all things; hold fast that which
is good" It's not good for erybody,
only for the thin, pale, sick, weak and
weary. For those who are starving for
want of digested food. For those who
cannot get fat or strong, because their
stomachs do not work as they ought to-.
These are the people, millions of them,
whom Shaker Digestive Cordial will cure.
Food makes strength, muscle, brain.
blood, energy-after it is digested. If
not digested, it will do you no good at
all.
Shaker Digestive Cordial helps your
stomach to digest your food and cures
indigestion permanently. When you've
tried small bottle, you can tell.
Sold by druggist. Trial bottle 10 cents.
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EXecutOr's Notice.

T HILDREATH DICK ESON, Executor OF
y Sarah Dickson. dece ased, by direction
of the surrogate of tie county of Salem,
hereby gives notice to the creditors of the
said Sarah Dickson, deceased, to bring in
their debts. demands md claims against the
estate of the said dece lent, under oath or
affirmation, within nine months from the
date hereof or they will be forever barred
OF any action thereof d yatnst the said exec
utor. j. HILDREATH DICKSON,
Dated Apr. 10, 1897. Executor.
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Administrators Notice

NHARLES E. ALLEN, Administrator of
~ John Hanes, deceased, by direction
OF the Surrogate of the county of Salem,
hereby gives notice to The creditors of the
said John Hanes, deceased, to bring in their
debts, demands and claims against the
affirmation, within nine months from the
date hereof or they will be forever barred
OF any action thereof against the said Ad-
ministrator. CHARLES f. ALLEN
e. S. FoGG, Attorney. Administrator.
Dated April 6, 1897
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Dover N H Oct 81 1900

DOFUIJ NJ M VUb' OF IOOUs
MEssRs. ELY Bros. The balm reach
ed me safely and in so short time the
effect is surprising. My son says the first
application gave decided relief. Ihave
a shelf filled with "CatGrrb Cures" To
morrow the stove shall receive them and
Ely's Cream Balm will reign supreme
Respectfully, Mrs. Franklin Freeman.
Cream Balm is kept by all druggist
Full size 500. Trial size 10 cents, We
mail it.
ELY BROS, 56 Warren St., N. Y.
City.
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Fine Distinction.

"What is the difference between an
alias and an incognito?" asked the ex-
aminer.
"About the same as the difference be-
tween kleptomania and theft, " said the
tudent.-Typographical Journal
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Executors Notice.

NHARLES &c. ALLEN, Executor of Flor
" ence N. Hanes, deceased, by direction of
the Surrogate of the county of Salem, here
Florence N. Hanes, deceased to bring in
their debts, demands and claims against the
estate of the said decedent, under oath or
affirmation, within nine months from the
date hereof, or they will be forever barred
of any action thereof against the said
executor. CHARLES L. ALLEN,
Executor.
Dated April r. 1897,
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HOBBS
Sparagus Kidney Pills.
HOBBS REMEDY CO.. PRoPRIEToRs. CHICAGO
Dr. Hobbs Pills For Sale in WOODSTOWN N ]
by GEO. M. ANDREWS, Pharmacist, and II
Executors, Notice

NTALTER A. HEWITT and Charles Ill
w Richman, Executors of Robert Hew
lit, deceased, by direction of the Surrogate
OF the county OF Salem, hereby give notice
to the creditors of the said Robert Hewitt
deceased, to bring in their debts, demands
ana claims againtt the estate of the said
oecedent, under oath or affirmation, within
nine months from the date hereof or they
will be forever barred of any action thereof
again st the said Executors.
WALTER A. HEWITT
CHARLES H. HICKMAN
Executors
Dated April II, 1897 4-23
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Cancer
OF the Breast,

Mr.. A. H. Crausby, of I58 Kerr ST.,
Memphis, Tenn, says that his wife
paid no attention to small lump which
appeared in her breast, but it soon de-
veloped into cancer of the worst type,
and notwithstanding the treatment of
the best physicians, it continued to
spread and grow rapidly, eating two
holes in her breast. The doctors
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might have been cured with footbath
has become virulent typhus, and the
hacking cough killing pneumonia. AS
though captain should sink his ship
off Amagansett, and then put ashore III
a yawl, and then come to New York to
the marine office and want to get his
vessel insured Too late for the ship,
too late for the patient.
The Monitor-register., 1897-06-11

In estimating the moral worth of q
person, we must use the golden rule
rather than the golden eagle.
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NTANTED-Several faithful men or wo-
w men to travel for responsible estab-
lished house in New Jersey. Salary $3.50,
permanent. Reference Enclose self-ad-
dressed stamped envelope. The National,
Star Building, Chicago. s-2S
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soon pronounced
her incurab1e. A
celebrated New York
specialist then treat
ed her, but she con-
tinued to grow worse
and when informed
that both her aunt
and grandmother had
, died from cancer he
! gave the case up as
hopeless.
Someone then re-
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An unfort unate Headline.-"That art
icle of mine on the Cuban situation"
said the editor of "The Buglehorn," as
he sat down on the salt barrel, sis the
best thing l ever did,"
II didn't see it., said the grocer.
"You ddn'tP 1t is the first thing on
the editorial page and headed, "The Only
Remedy
"Ohp'
"Well?"
Wy, l seen the headline and thought
it was patent medicine puff, l did,
Typographical Journal
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Bertha-"Aud you permitted him to
kiss you ?''
Ethel-"How was 1 to prevent it {?
His face was so near mine, you know
that couldn't see what he was about"
Boston transcript.
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and though little hope remained, she
begun it, and an improvement was no.
ticed. The cancer commenced to heal and
when she had taken several bottles it
disappeared entirely, and although sew
eral years have elapsed, not sign of
the disease has ever returned.
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He-"They tell me your husband is a
great artist" She-''That he is. He
last exhibition and they were so natural
that the committee put them on the top
line, SO that people wouldn't smell them."
-Yonkers Statesman.