The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1897-03-17
All Sorts Of Paragraphs.
Dwell not on misfortunes Look:
forward to retrieve them.

| - DWell not on mlsIOrGuueS, l0Ok,
| forward to retrieve them.
= All men are good actors when.
they perform their duty. $3.50
= He ouly is we'll made man who
has a good determination.
The devil might still be an angel
if he hadn't got into politics.
The reward of performing one
duty is the power to perform another.
Bear little trials patiently, that
you may learn how to bear great ones.
= Until forty years ago Japanese
were vaccinated on the tip of the nose.
= In China to salute person by.
taking off the hat is considered an in
suit. e
= A great many pairs Of shoes are
worn out before a man does all he
says.
= In nursing their disappointment,
some men find it thrives best on the
bottle. e
= A man ie Il lool who marries for
love alone; :. woman is fool who
doesn't.
Make theS devil let go Of thu
children, and he will soon have to give
up the world.
= No man has any better religion
than that which he actually exhibitas
in his daily life. Z:
= The Dutch people consume more
tobacco per head than the people Of
any other country.
| = Florida, of all the States: has thu
most water within it's boundaries,
4, ,44O square miles. AZ
= The only vengeance which a good
man desires is to have his enemies :
know that he If ight.
= The best cure for drunkards, says
an old philosopher, is, whilst sober,
to observe a drunken man.
= Formerly revivalists seemed to
think that only the wicked could be-
saved. Now there seems to be some
chance for a good man. u
1t requires 15,0O0,000 cows to-
supply the demand for milk insthis
country, and the products Of 60, ,000, ,--
900 acres Of land to feed them. 81
= The 'syear without sumner
| was 1916. Ice half an inch thick
formed in New England and in the
Middle States in July and August. q
= It is said that posts planted in (
the earth upper end down will lasts
longer than those which are set in the
natural position in which the tree
grew.
= A great many people believe in
being just before they are generous;
and it takes them SO long to be just
that they never get around to be gem
erous. s.
He (angrily)-"Was there any
fool sweet on you before I married
you n" She-."Yes, one." "Tm sorry
you rejected him. "But I didn't re-8
ject him I married him."
= Numerous experiments to deter
mine the best fire resisting material
for the construction Of doors have
proved that wood covered with tin re-
sists fire better than an iron door.
"A Populist legislator in Kansas
has introduced bill to make the Ten |
Commandments law of the State.
Each commandment is made section
r IL LII Co.
ded for the violation of any one of the
sections.
= Yeast-''Do you believe there is
such thing as hypnotist 2" Grim
sonbeak-"What's that ?" "Why a
person who can make you dc some-
thing you don't want to do" ooh,
yes; my wife's one. She makes me
bring up the coal every night.
According to recent French sta
tistics, France lost 10000 men by
death through wounds, sickness or
accidents in her war with Germany,
while 139, ,421 were disabled on the
field of battle. Germany's losses were
1915 dead and 1858 wounded.
- A gentleman travelling in Persia
says he has been in town where the
bells ring for prayer five times day,
and business men rush out of their
Offices to the churches, leaving their
places Of business alone and unlocked,
and nobody ever has thing stolen.
Kites will likely be used in future
warfare for carrying such explosives
as dynamite. For this purpose a
series of seven kites, built on light
bamboo frames, will be employed, and
the explosives could be carried to an :
enormous distance and then automati-
cally dropped by pulling string.
A grocer in the ''levee" district
displays sign reading: eggs, guar
anteed, twenty cents" A customer,
finding half his purchase unfit for use,
sometimes comes back to complain. ;
"Vell," remarks the proprietor bland
", eve guarantee dem to be eggs. Dot
is all. Chicago Tinaes-Herald.
= Translations OF the Bible have
been made in almost every language.
It exceeds all otter works not only in
its circulation, butin point Of territory
over which its circulation extends.
During the present century the Bible
societies of America and Europe have
distributed over 230,OO0,0O0 copies.
In the year 1893 Great Britain
took II 7O7 American horses. In 1894
the same purchaser received from the
United States 22,S66 horses, and the
succeeding year "a, ,092. During the
first nine months of the year 1896
there had been shipped from the
United States to England 1852
horses.
= She-''I don't see what reason
you have for expecting anything but
refusal. I never gave you any en-
couragement. He Gust rejected -
ooh Miss GOtroy-Maud You did