The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1897-10-13
All sorts OF Paragraphs.

- Lie not. neither TO thyself, nor
man. nor God. It is for towards 20
lie.
- The foot that rocks tho cradle has
no time TO stop and kick for women q
rights.
= The girl who cant afford riding
habit should get into the habit Of
walking.
= A matchIess beauty is girl who
thinks she is pretty, but is unable to
make match.
- Unhappy marriages occur because
The wrong man eyerlastingly proposes
At the right time.
= A great many people who expect
10 be angels may need wings made of
fire. proof material
Never marry girl who is not
trail Of mouse unless you want to
plav second violin.
= The man who gets up in this
world by putting another man down
loses more than he gains.
An industrious and virtuous
education of children is better in
hcritance for them than great estate.
- His choice: s.What, in your
opinion, is the moat pleasing decora-
ton fora wheel ?" "a pretty woman. I"
CTS queer that Smyler never
kicks on his. wife's extravaganza. -
Maybe his leg been pulled until he
can IT.. u
- The hardest people on earth for
an editor to please arc those who bor-
row the paper from some of his sub
scribers.
= The most extensive cemetery in
Europe is that at Rome, in which over
10000 human beings have been
inferred.
Daddy, can whisky talk?" "No,
of course not. "Thcn why did Aunt
Maria say il was telling on you more
and more z"
''Confidentially,' said che family
friend, tell me, does your husband
said she, II am his wife"
Tommy, don't you know it is
wicked to ride your bicycle on Sun
day @ eyes, sir; that's the reason
I'm riding my sisters Wheel
Hoy ie i:,' asked the mother
Of the twins, that you don get along
as we'll with your husband as yt Or
sister Jessie does with hers p tMine
isn't away from home as much as
hers. -T
\ $1,000 farm in Tennessee, has
Jeen paid for wholly in hens eggs,
the installments being reh1itted daily,
sometimes at the rate Of three cents a
dozen for the eggs delivered in four
dozen lots.
The value of the churches and
the land on which they are erected in
this country, up to July l, 1897, is
estimated at $3.50, 600, 600. Of this
sum $li8, ,000, 900 belongs to the Cathtf
9lic church.
= The pupils In school were asked
to give in writing the difference, be-
tween biped and a7auadrnped. sOne.
boy gave the. following "a biped mas
two legs and a quadruped has four
legs, therefore the difference between
bired and a quadruped is two legs
- A gentleman apulogizing for Ian,
guage used, said: II did not mean
what [ said, but the fact is that, as
you will see, I have had the misfor-
tune to lose some of my front teeth,
and words slip out of my mouth every
now and then without my knowing
f. = Mrs. Henpeck with self satist
fed aiS) Il notice that whenever Hard,
Cash & Co., advertise for clerks or
salesmen they, always say married men
preferred. Mr.. III. (an employee of
Hard, Cash 6 Co. 3-Yes, the old ty-
rants! They want men who are used to
being bossed. II
= Whatever you lend, let it be
your money. and not your name.
Moneyy you may get again, and, if not,
you may contrive to do without it !;
q name once lost you cannot get again,
Rand if you cannot contrive to do with
Rout it, you had better neverhave been
born.
"Now, Thomas, said a. certain
bishop, after taking his servant to
task one morning, "who is it that sees
Ball we do, and hears all we say, knows
8aH VIC tuluA s y auu WIZ ftSdEOS ettn
|Anc in my bishop IS robes as but q vile
worm of the@dust p And Thomas
3cplicd, "Ths missns, sir.|
"a = Many have said cheir children
##$Tcull havedied Of. Group, if Cham
perlain's Cough Remedy had not been
wen, writes Kellam & Duran,
So iguggists, Seaview, Va. People
1'omc from farahd near to get.it and
= ea of it Iii the highest terms.
81 his $ equally true of this remedy in
Every community were it iss known
s8bdy bpttIe at the FL Orr Drug Go.
|s3and test tsiGsfor yourself. q: .s I.
= JAMES Hooper, who recently
wan from Troy. Y 8, TO NewssY orki
s38clty, 1913 miles made tbeSoyage In LII
days, breaking all known swimming
Sdrecords He made short stops for,
Aarest at many of the Hudson river.
towns and arrived within Tho time he
&had set for. the. swim. His next effort
will be to swim across the English
9channel, which he expects to- do irl