The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-07-01
Along the Kansas Nile.

One of the best advertising writers in
Kansas is T. II. McManus, the dry goods
merchant of Newton.
Friday Major Mckinley goes to Canton.
but ne will not see Tom Anderson on that
front lawn any more.
AT the Chautauqua assembly in Ottawa a
vote was taken on the most popular woman
and Lydia Pinkham won.
Colonel Patrick Coney of Topeka will jerk
the great American eagle bald-headed at
Wellington on the Fourth OF July.
An Atchison man who has three initials.
and they A. Z. A, was recently jumped on
by an Irishman who wanted TO whip him.
Since Mrs. Lease commenced 10 have
troubles Of her own, she Is fighting adyers.-
ty with the biggest bonnet that ever grsced
the head Of Kansas woman.
More than once Kansas has hung super
latives on mediocrity. but IL refuses to do b
in the case OF PETER. Kansas doesn't like
PETER because he isn't smart
The Kansas railroads have a general
watch Inspector, who looks after employees
.ime-pieces. Employees can have any watch
they desire. but they must be correct.
Next year fast milk train win be put on
the Santa Fe out of Kansas City 10 dis
tribute milk to the Kansas farmers. who
Will be compelled likely to sell their cows.
There is really a flavor of better times
in Kansas. The Popuiists feel X but do
not understand II. II good times come in
earnest. the Pops viii say il was ''Mckin-
ley's Gog-Sone luck
A word from 10 Bristow and many a
Kansas editor steps into the little postof-
flee supremacy happy. And the first thing
Re does is 10 find out how many papers
his contemporary sends to subscribers.
Whenever l see Cy Leland's name In
a paper said a woman yesterday, II quit
reading that pap,r" She di not know
who he was. what he Vas, or where he
lived, bu; she had grown sick OF The name
and hated IT
Emporia IS not only 10 have open saloons,
but a woman rode up the street there the
other evening on a mans bicycle The
Lawrence World thinks that Pope Leo
smiled hugely when he heard that sn er-
president of the Kansas "A. 7. a. had been
sent 10 the peEl:enuary.
Every passenger engine carries curtain
for its headlight. Al night when a pas
ssngsr train waits CT . s.de-;rack FOR an
oine. train 70 pass on the main track this
curtain = dropped. II y we're rot the
ether engineer would drop dead OF fright
VERY people know about ms curtain.
Kansas City Gazette: The Wichita Eagle
says tlat the mozkeyins % Governor Nor
rsli u Sedgwick. Leaven~srsn and Wyan-
do:;e counties no, only cost the Rspaba-
cans the entire state government bat Il
caused "a. defeat of Chester Long 20 con
s-ess The same may be said OF the Sec
ond district
Haasas people should 10, Be deceived By
midnight edirsocs Of Kansas City re~spa-
pers The b-s, nez. Of re country co-nes
from New York u e usually sxciDs.vs
news .or one New Yo-k paper sze that
papsr VII not give 20 re rf-s E7t-
nearly o'ciock IN :Ae morning for fear
Chicago correspondents % 0,es. New York
papers viI telegraph = back e Ser rcrk
AID spoil he coop. watch tie ard see.
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