The morning news., 1897-08-29


.,.s neople with whom she wants to asso-
..fo and she would do anything, provid-
ba worst we're not found out. to get
t-.,. from some leader in the exclusive CO.
., one cannot but wonder if she will
reach the night to which she is climb
Ill She will if she kills in herself every
[.- ~ vonanly pride, everything that is
s,.,et and real and true. She VIII If she
t,s.a skin like a hippopotamus and plenty
OF money.
She must not mind being snubbed by
woman one day and then approaching
49, same woman the next day with a
us axnecting another snub, wiling to
,,l,a If and yet be ready to smile again
.bg dav after. She must learn that two
,,.ks down the rungs of the ladder which
.. wishes to Climb must only give her
.,,,stus to fly up five more. She must be
ut1.nq TO spend money, and spend 1t in
.a- Quantities. She must run after the
lion Of the day, try to capture him with
,,l5sn chains and exhibit him in her
drawing-rooms.
put above all, she must feed people
reu and that is where the social climber
,oo often makes a mistake. Mrs. Blue
Mood can afford to offer her visitors pale
,se and waters. but Mrs. Social Climber
,rrot exnect hers to be contented with
ervtbing less than champagne, terrapln
ari pate de foie gras. To make people sat
t.4ei with themselves she musl offer them
rsrv hest in the land She must be
sgtis1ad if she can get Mrs. Blueblood TO
5sr house to hear great singer or great
.rror She can scarcely expect her to
lake any notice OF her hostess. After she
has spenI her money and degraded her-
self she may get her reward. Just now II
is in The hereafter. But when she gets
il how she will appreciate 1t! ANA the
hight of bliss will be reached When she
,4n saub other women VINO are trying 70
fouow her example and can cut off from
her visiting list all those who he4ped her
In her early struggles, but whom later on
sae will count as ineligible. OF course
tnere are always a few women who Will
not assist the climber, who will not lhVlCe
her to their houses no matter how much
money she may spend or now willingly
She may submit TO beng kicked-meta-
Dhorcally. of course.
one delightful woman staying here Will
control the people who visit at her house,
will not admit Mrs. Social Climber and re-
fuses TO be anything but frigidly polite TO
her. once when Mrs. Social Climber telt
particularly brave, she went up TO her ana
said: Il am going to do myself the pleas
IRE of coming to your next Thursday
the overbrave lady CZ) was looked at
through a pair of lorgnettes by pair or
niercing gray eyes, and the answer came
with beautiful clearness. My servants
do not admit to my house people VINO are
not on my visiting list"
Another famous climber, who thinks
that by gushing and giving great zeal
of persouaI Information she can get where
She wishes, grew very familiar the other
day with a young married woman and
said to her: 81 wonder that you use rouge.
DIDN'T know that anybody but the deml-
monde did that" With a sweet smile the
naughty young matron answered: You
are very fortunate in knowing anything
about their habits or them. My acqualht-
anres have always been In dlnerent
set" AS this was said in the presence of
about fifteen women, nobody was sur
uised TO hear that the climber considered
the Young matron a nasty, stuck up
thing whose acquaintance l don't want
Early as ii is, the buds are beginning 10
Get ready TO be taken from the hothouses
ln which they have been so carefully Kept
and. surrounded by so many other
flowers. to appear in the drawing room.
Poor little bud From the day that its
mother rose elected that it was to he
out it knew perfectly well that it meant
The waiting for the gallant prince who,
s-eIng it's beauty and admiring its grace,
would bear it away close TO his heart
One can't help but feel sorry for the
buds, and next to them one feels sorry
ior the poor princes who come a-Woolng.
u IS ID recognized fact that every woman
with daughter longs for her to make
goat marriage. Many think the average
New York matron is crude in her man
b-ement She doesn't do as the southern
o western woman does-just let the girls
alone. allow them to attract and hold by
lNtIr own sweetness-but oVermanages
ana orercontrives She lacks the simple
eFestness of the English woman, and she
his NOT the tact Of the French one. 1t
.sh 3" much that she doesn't try, for she
O!.- out her trying IS too pronounced.
"oi long ago at a bud reception | saw
li' -t citing rendered a very nice, rather
!''i- ana ever 50 many times million
'i. Tie was offered everything from
IdI.t punch to angel food, from smiles
,' mowers and he was made so thorough
"e' Jls that ! am perfectly sure he
""t never enter that overhosp table man
,. again. You see. that womans idea
.'" 10 catch a millionaire was based
Nrf idea Of how to catch a mouse.
Do Way SHE did this was to put a piece
."tese IN trap and then. wnen Mr..
'''"' entered, the door flew down, and
WIS heis. II Is "a very ignorant mouse
'' can De trapped In that way And
''dlfts. no matter how young they
rave been taught their great value,
'ten warned against fascinating
ana are fully aware Of their own
u- and value.
millionaire requires very
fsaimeut First you want
ildp. Then you must
piece Of the best
d1inhly toasted Then you
tae door off the trap. Monsieur
Ir' seeing the dellgh ful cheese.
a f 40 b., win sniff al a.. viii enter
I, taste che cheese. then turn round
h. ana start TO rush out. fear
h' Us "aught He discovers that
M .. tnli you are the soul Of hos
'1at you have asked him In for
B. dinner and then given him the
Yn" and go as be- pleased. This
N'm. iie comes back. ne nibblos
g. and then thinks its stupid
7le suddenly no remembers
l.. f'm"mhora. too. that she has
f avoid tim, ana this
mu fle determiner 10
her Co sha b. hIs meal with
tNi'0 tO - 10 this. provided
o.. H asked. A. the timo goes
'H % ho shall ever be allow