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Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1897-06-09

j. JEROME HADDoX, editor of the
Lincoln Citizen, says there will be
scandal in heaven when he gets
up there and points out the fellows
that owe him on subscription. We
always thought people who can
and won't pay their subscription
GO to the other place.-CEREpo
ADVANCE.
Generally they do, brother, but
sometimes they slip into the gold
en- city while the angel at the gate
is reading TIE Citizen and making
note of those who have paid IN
Directly tLey are spotted, however
when they attempt to get a harI
on credit and are unceremoniously
flung over the battlements.-Lin
coin Citizen.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1897-06-09
BrOwnstnwn News.

Mr.. Henry Scaggs is very SICK.
Mr.. Al. Lane is improving slow
ly.
Mrs. Sartain is no better.
MIR. Joseph Hatten, of Dickson.
was visiting friends and relatlv, 8
here Saturday and Sunday.
Mr.. Arnold Alley, of Groenup,
Ky, passed through here last Sun.
day 10 attend his mothers funeral
at Buffalo.
Miss Mary Townsend and Miss
Lille Brady visited friends in
North Kenova last week.
Miss Myrtle Perdue is visiting
her aunt.
Mrs. Ida Walker, Mrs. Townsend
and Mrs. Brady would be pleased
IT thieves would not come in their
yards at night and steal their
choice flowers. If they will come
IN daytime and ask for them thew
shall have them.
STEVEN.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1897-06-09

"For three years we have never
been without Chamberlain s Collie.
Cholera and Diarrhna Remedy in
the house SAYS a. ii. Patter. With
+. {. Atkins * Co., Indianapolis.
Ind, and my wife would as soon
think of being without flour as a
bottle of this remedy in the sum
mer season. We have used it with
all three of our children and it has
never failed to cure-not simply to
stop the pain, but cure absolutely.
1t is all right, and anyone who tries
It will find it so" For sale bv w.
NJ Bloss, Ceredo, and Williams &
Campbell, Kenova.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1897-06-09
"liIklns Said It."

''Senator klkins says that wages
must 90 down in order that business
may 80 ON. st. Mary's Oracle.
The fact is Senator Elkins said no
such thing. Our free trade friends
raise a ridiculous issue as usual. The
idea of Senator Elkins, or any other
reasonable man in the United States,
but especially Senator Ellins, advo-
eating lower wages, is the height of
presumption, and ridiculous beyond
measure, when one remembers the
great work Senator Elkins has done
and Is doing for the betterment of
wages to American people. OF
course the free traders hate and fear
Senator Elkins. They well know
he Is championing the great cause
OF Protection; they know he is a
power mightier than the sword, to-
day in the United States Senate for
llsme, Country and Native land,
and Is, with the power of an Achil-
les, the ability and Craftsmanship of
a Gladstone, and the will of Caesar
or Bismarck, bravcly and fearlessly
contendlng for all that exalts. pros
Pcrs and renders contcutcd and hap
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1897-06-09
More

Curative power is contained in
Hoods Sarsaparilla than in any
other similar preparation. 1t
costs the proprietor and manufac-
iurer more. 1t costs the jobber
more and it is worth more TO the
consumer. More skill is required
10 it's preparation and it com bines
more remedial qualities than any
o:her preparation. Hoods Sarsa-
parilla is the best medicine 10 buy
because it is an honest medicine
and thousands Of testimonial
prove that 1T does actually and
permanently cure disease.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1897-06-09
New Officers for the Insane RsuIuIn

The following named persons have
been elected officers for the Insane
Asylum at Weston:
DIR W. S;rathers, Of Ohio county,
Superintendent; DR.. Mark Perry, of
Grccnhricr; Geo. Snyder, of Lewis,
and Lorrilla Billiard, Of Wood coun.
", assistants.
For the Spencer Hospital, DR.. L
'. Guthrie, of Mason county. Wa,
elected Superintendent; DIR. +. II
Dot,on, Of Gilmer, assistant physi
clan, and Benjamin Slack, of Ka
nawha, steward.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1897-06-09

Epworth League met June 9Th
and opened by singing. Prayer
by Willie Richards. Singing.
Prayer by Rev. Cain. Singing.
Prayer by Mr.. Willis. Singing.
scripture was read from Prov. l.:
2O-26 by Miss Lizzie Burks, after
which Rev Cain, Johnston. Willis
and Dennis illustrated the subject
IN plain words TO everybody and
I'D very interesting manner Sing
ing. Portions Of Scripture were
read. Singing. There were two
new members received into the
League. Pastor desires each mem
Der OF the League to bring his
monthly dues, which are five cents
at the next meeting. Mr.. Tom
Evick was appointed to load the
meeting June 10Th, tho subject
being Reflections for the Depart-
ment Of Finance" Officers pres-
emit 3 organist, Miss Lille Arch
or. Closed by ST ngmg. Benedic-
ton.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1897-06-09
MILLINERY.

This department will share its
proportion of losses during this
so days sale. HUNDREDS OF
TRIMMED HATS will go in
this sale at prices little over half
the usual rates. Some Beautiful
Pattern Hats will be cut square
ia two i'm price. Don't think of
buying until you have seen our
display Of Millinery. Hats Trim
med Free in this sale if material
is purchased Of us.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1897-06-09
HOSIERY.

We are sole agents for the famous
Onyx Black Hosiery.
During this sale we Will sell You
genuine Lysle Hose, backyard
tan for only IS cents.
500 Silk Hose, all colors, for this
sale S5c.
75c SILK Hose, in two colors, dur.
ing this sale, 59c.
soc silk Finish Hose, during this
sale 35c.
Csc SILK Finish Hose, during this
sale 25c.
25c SILK Finish Hose, during this
sale fOc.
One lot Of Childrcn's Hose. odds
and ends, worth Ioc TO &c, for
choice while they last sc.
Call in aud see these splendid bar.
gains in Hosiery.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1897-06-09

Mr. Lemech Adkins, Sr., one OF
Wayne county's best known cit
izons, died at his home, on Mill
er's Fork, the 9th ult. He was
II years old. He served two terms
as Sheriff Of this county and was
a large real estate owner.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1897-06-09

y peremptory writ of manda-
mus was granted by the Circuit
Court last week, commanding the
OHIO River and {. & O. Railway
Companies to build suitable de-
pots at this place. 1t is to be
hoped that handsome union de-
pot will be erected.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1897-06-09

WEhope to see our popular young
friend Hon 4. b White made Col
lector of Internal Revenue for the
District Of West Virginia There
Is no man in the State who has done
more for the Republican party than
be and none more deserving.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1897-06-09

WHILE the Senate may not be
moving as rapidly as it might be,
it is making real progress with Il e
tariff bill, and is removing the OBJ
jectionable features of the proposed
amendments.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1897-06-09
DRESS GOODS.

In this department will be found
the greatest variety and best
styles this side of Cincinnati, all
Of which Will be sold during this
sale Regardless Of Cost.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1897-06-09

Mr.. j. McRae Werth moved in
to his property on corner of G and
Main Streets, formerly occupied
by Rev. c. Cole, the latter part of
last week.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1897-06-09

PAUL Sore would willingly put
up a large amount Of money to be
Governor of Ohio, but he has de-
clined to buy the empty honor of
the Democratic nomination.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1897-06-09

II Col. Watterson knows that Mr..
Cleveland cannot get that fourth
nomination that he wants why does
he waste SO much space in his paper
on the subject?
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1897-06-09

James Haws. who had such q
severe tussle with the "Grim Mon
ster' short time ago, has so far
recovered as 70 be able to resume
work at this office.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1897-06-09

Is addition to the officers elected
ut the recent meeting Of the West
Virginia Editorial Association, the
following were selected for the en-.
suing year;
Poet-James b. Morgan, Ger
ardstown Times.
Orators. +. Reed, Clarksbura
Telegram
Historians. +. Curtis, Wells
burg News.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1897-06-09

SECRETARY CAGES words, 'Faith
and courage lead to conquest and
victory; distrust paralyzes and de-
stroys" should be shouted from the
housetops, until full realization of
their truth and timeliness has entered
the mind Of every man.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1897-06-09

BY the action of the mob at Urba-
ma, OHIO, last Friday, blot has
been placed on the fair name of our
sister State which will require many
years to efface.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1897-06-09

Rev. C. Cole has purchased of
Chapman Fry the property on
Main Street. known AS the John
son Fry residence, but will not take
possession of same for some time.
Cole is now occupying one Of the
Hoard Bros. cottages, near John
Rites
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1897-06-09

SENATORS should at least bc Dig
nited enough to allow members of
the House to monopolizc the clown
business in the Congressional circus.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1897-06-09
D0MESTICS.

Fifty pieces of fine Dress Cling.
ham, worth SIC a ward &C
Lancaster Apron Bingham, per
yard &C.
Indigo Blue Calico, &c. Ligh,
Calico, Sic
y ard wide Muslin, worth &C q
yard, reduced to SIC.
Yard wide Muslin worth &c a
yard, reduced to &C..
SIC l}lcached Muslin, reduced for
sale to SC.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1897-06-09

CAPT. john X. THOMPSON, of
Putnam county, has been appoint
ed United States Marshal for the
District of West Virginia.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1897-06-09
GR6ATGUTP SALE
EVERYTHING GOES FOR 80 DAYS.

W" arknoT ledge we bought too heavily The spell
and RAINY weather has been much ere still overloaded
WIN too goods that should have the
we have the courage apply the remedy. BEGIN ONCE
The MOST STARTLING CUT IN PRICES bv
Dry Goods House this section We MONEY and
propose to do 1T now Our loss will
late gam and ultimate of given
low on some LEADING LINES tell the elegantly than
whole pages of PltETENTIONS. yalue he
verified by visit to Mammoth Rooms WE NEVER
QIOlE PRlCE FOR A DAY OR AN HOUR-THE VALUES
ARE YOURS UNTIL ALL SOLD. ~
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1897-06-09

Bro. w NJ Workman. of Iamlin
editor of the Tobacco Reporter.
was in cur town last week. en-
route to Cincinnati on business
trim
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1897-06-09

A valuable horse belonging to
c. y. Brown fell over an embark
ment last Sunday and was so bad
ly injured that it was necessary to
kill the animal.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1897-06-09

Hundreds of thousands have been
induced to trv Chamberlain
Cough Remedy by reading what it
has done for others, and having
tested its merits for themselves are
today Its warmest friends. For
sale by w. NJ. Boss, Ceredo, and
Williams & Campbell, Kenova,
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1897-06-09

The Morgantown Post, one of
the best papers in the State, Is
thirty-three years old.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1897-06-09

J. W. Stewart is doing some re-
pairing to the dwelling belonging
to Mrs. J. II. Mi.lender, which he
occupies.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1897-06-09

TAKING a header from bicycle
isn't the best way to get pug nose,
but it's one way.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1897-06-09
Excursion To Oligo-Nunk
sunday, June 18TH.

The c. q O. R'y will run an ex-
curslon next Sunday, June 18th,
TO Oligo-Nunk, leaving Celedo a.
> 40 a. m. Fare for the round
trip, only 500.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1897-06-09

GovERSoR ATKINSON has acted
wisely in refusing to call an extra
session of the Legislature.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1897-06-09

Wayne county's new court house
honse will he completed by July
Lincoln Citizen.
You are mistaken by several
months, Bro. Haddox.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1897-06-09

SENATOR MoHcAN having failed
to get Up foreign war, is trying to
console himself by making a per-
sonal fight on Speaker Reed. If
tins amuses the Alabamiau Mr.. Reed
would be about the last man in the
world 90 object Co. It's continuance.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1897-06-09

Mrs. AN. Feazcll. who was con-
fined to her room with rheumatism
last week is almost well.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1897-06-09
Acquitted.

J.. +. Marcum, who had his trial
at Wayne last week, accused OF
numbering Fleming SpauIding Just
before the last Presidential cleo
ton, was acquitted. The trial.
which closed Saturday evening.
lasted three DAYS.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1897-06-09

w. T. Workman, Deputy Grand
Lecturer, OF Wayne, was at Keno
va last week lecturing the new Ma
sonic lodge.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1897-06-09

TIE idea that Congress is not
legally in session, advanced by Sen
ator Morgan, because the Democrats
cannot make Speaker Reed do rs
they wish, is the height of absurd
iJv.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1897-06-09

OLD man Gladstone has broken
out against the present un-Christian
policy of England in the East, but
Lord Salisbury is not apt to change
it to please Mr.. Gladstone.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1897-06-09

Mr.. Geo. W. Ronk, of Centerville.
this county, was III town yester-
day. While here he did not for
get to call and renew his subscrip-
ton to the ADVANCE.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1897-06-09

The man who can't talk bicycle
should be patient; he'll have an inn
ing after a while.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1897-06-09

I'm the case Of the state vs.. Wiz.
gu NtaIey, accused Of murdorino
Lafayette Adkins, Iu the Circnif
Court OF this county last week. the
jury failed to agree. ''0
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1897-06-09

Mrs. Bass, who was severely
burned some time ago, has so far
recovered as to be able to 90 to
mo home Of her daughter at
CIItion Forge, Va. for which place
she left last Wednesday.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1897-06-09
Silk department.

we "Ii make Reduction prices
Wash silks for Waist Designs and Coorircs 2c s5c and
45c Sell elsewhere for almost double \ elegant
SATIN Dnche and Figured rtietaN, go Special Sale at
greatly rc,u,ed prices. - N ."
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1897-06-09
Shirt w aisds.

ur OF SHIRT w hv
ngton One large lot OF beautiful W,>t loc 75c viii be
closed during tins COSr Ilbr,,
u and Jersey Ribbed Uunderve>ts AT Z cent, and mn
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1897-06-09
FREE! FREE!!

~ Send us a cents aud secure FREE
( "a COPY of1IE WON "A N'S HEALTH
n AND nome JOURNAL on. yerr.
Z nnd the Ceredo \ Nv y noe months
u The Journal iss 10 page monthly, .
= devoted To Health, Home aud Farm
aud the subscription price Of IL
!, alone L. 80 cent. O,d subscribers
n paying up all arrearHVcS and 50 cts
:. ia advance will be allowed to talk
~ advantage Of this proposition. ACT
= At oNCE AZ this proposition Will be
~ shortly Withdrawn.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1897-06-09
aaaEDH'OiqdeBefes assea EAaces.

Don f to this line We have by line ever
shown IN tins
the finest widest 1he \I
Ir ce> are little than one half the
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1897-06-09

Mr.. Henry Scaggs is very SICK.
Mr.. al. Lane is improving slow
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1897-06-09

700 9 6. 90, @ @,
The daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1892-1897, 1897-02-01
ouresassed.

Jayson-They say Dr.. Birthstone
either kills or cures
Bsyson-My butcher goes him one
better.
Jayscn-How 5 that?
Bayson-He does both. Washington
Times.
The daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1892-1897, 1897-02-01
4 french GirI at Play.

Among Us 1t is not only woman's
duty TO please she does it by instinct
The tiniest girls do it unconsciously.
Just watch them as they walk in the
avenues Of our public parks They have
all tEss unsi adied grace and ease of real
ladies. and, indeed, they fully suspect
that app-STing eyes watch them as they
skip the ropc, for co4uetry, which Is
much more subtle and more delicate
than f3irtation-less direct, too, in its
AIMS innate with them. They are not
ambitious Of winning the admiration Of
boys OF their own age. They look down
With disdain on such admirers. They
aspire to please big people. In their In
fercourse with little piaymates there Is
z great deal Of ceremony. Nothing could
.Je lrIsce amusing than the manner Of
little girl who having come TO the con-
elusicn By the general appearance of an-
ether little girl that she is worthy of
the homer she Is about 70 confer on her,
finally asks her 70 play at hide and seek.
II some bravG Young person walks up
30 q group Of play-rs with the time hon.
e-ed phrase "Madelnoiselle, will You
allow me 20 play with your" a sharp
and comprehensive glance at once de-
cirses either the reserve or the warmth
Of the reply. Matters would hardly take
q different form III a drawing room II.
the case of a more serious introduction
The gestures, the bows. the little looks
the smiles, ara copies of their mammals.
and yet they are all perfectly natural IN
the seDse that they are merely follow
ing their own nature without trace Of
that self consciousness that puts on
airs OF any Kind This Anglo-Saxon
quality OF SELF consciousness III both Its
good and bsd points is Incompatible
with the French temperament--Th-
Benton IN Century,.
The daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1892-1897, 1897-02-01
The Moon win Never Cbanee.

The headline may give the reader the
idea that something has gotten wrong
with our satellite and that In the fu-
ture Luna's fair face will not get
through the regular phases of new moon,
first quarter, full moon and last quar-
ter, as has been her wont since the time
'swhen the mind of man runneth not
TO the contrary"
But such, dear reader, is not the idea
We mean TO convey, but we do mean ex-
actly what the headline says, that under
existing conditions (and the conditions
which have existed on the surface of the
moon for perhaps millions of years. it
is physical impossibility that the face
# the moon should change one iota
There are neither outside nor inside in
fucnces that can be brought to bear to
make a change i'll the coniguration of
s'our silvery sister world !" Her inter
Bai fires have long since died out and
there is an inter absence of both air and
water. Existing under such conditions
it is utterly impossible that the face of
the moon should undergo change or dis
Indignation even In the course Of hun
dred million ycars.-St. Louis Republic.
The daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1892-1897, 1897-02-01
MISLEADING TELEeRAMs.
Efforts at Brevity Often Result T., R,,,,.
1I0us Observation-Disclosures

Aforss at Brevity Often Result In y,id..-
uloas MISUNDERSTANDING.
"A very ludierous incident occurred at
vienna some time ago, when Max Hal
De- the successful playwright, who had
come 70 close contract with tho mar
ayers ct Vienna playhouse for the per-
Iormance of one CT his dramas. fonnd
tnat his shoes had been stolen during
the night just preceding his return
home.
Ia Vienna hotels it is the custom 70
place ones shoes In front of the bed
room door before retiring. The hotel
porter calls for them, cleans them and
replaces them On that particular day
some sneak thief had entered the hotel
and walked away with half a dozen
pairs OF shoes, among them Halbe's.
In Munich, Halbe's wife was anxious
y awaiting his return, and, toquiet her
fears, since he could not arrive ON time.
Halbe sent her the following dispatch:
Gould not leave hotel; stole shoes.
Max An hour and half later tele-
grams began pouring into Vienna to
Halbe's friends, to the manager of the
theater where he had just concluded
arrangements to have his play pro-
duced and 70 the chief of police, with
the request TO help Mr. Halbe at once
and to get him a good lawyer.
The wife of Mr.. Halbe had misunder-
stood her husbands telegram and be-
heved that he could not leave Vienna
Tor having stolen shoes. Although she
could not possibly understand why he
should steal shoes, the poor woman be-
heved that he had had fit of klepto-
mania and had been caught in the act.
After another exchange of kilograms the
misunderstanding was explained away
st. Louis Globe Democrat.
The daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1892-1897, 1897-02-01
Solution Of the Negro Question.

It has res emily been announced that
the negroes of the south are turning
from land tenure to wage earning. Not
on the plantations The movement is
from the plantations to the mines and
still more to the towns. One million
negroes are already IN the towns of the
south above 1000 in population, and
this, it is predicted, is the first long step
on the way 70 the cities of the north.
A vast urban proletariat is about TO be
create The black belt is to be vacated.
The black emigrant will pass out, and
the white immigrant will come in.
This through no compulsion. The black
tenant farmer is failure. He seeks to
better his condition. He is capable only
of mere muscle work. The mines want
him, and still more the cities want
him; hence, the north wants him, for in
the north are the great cities. The line
of least resistance for the colored man
lies away from the plantations, partly
for social, but mainly for economic rea-
sons
Thus by voluntary and economic
displacement and diffusion of the negro
the race problem Of the south will be
solved, and new agricultural black
belt will be secured. No new race prob
lem will be given TO the north, because
in no one place is the negro likely to
reach dominant percentage. The negro
in anything under 10 per cent diffusion
will create no race difficulty. Moreover,
the negro is best leveled up industrially
and otherwise when he has the maxi.
mum of contact with the white mans
higher standards. 90 this change is
best, not oriy for the south, but for the
negro and for the entire country. and
the only thing required Is "lalssez
faire. yale Review.
The daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1892-1897, 1897-02-01

The 9inrs-pel flower closes at The