Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1897-11-18
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Lighthouses, from a theatrical MIL,
OF view, always indicate broat'-
ahead. '''aAe'
kate-l think that Cholley has son.
thing on his mind. Polly-If hp bos
must be good at balanclng.-Somprvr'
Journal.
Now that I have got my hay IN,
said the relieved farmer, 81 think 4.
world would be greatly hottor "A,
good shower"
Gabber-What does your son do FL,
living? Nabber-He's a scientific bm,
er. Gabber-A pugilist? Nabber-yr
undertaker.-Life.
First Seaside Belle-But how can "a,
be certain that you are his first lore,
Second Seaside Believed, he mI
got down here last nlght.-Sketch.
She-I know I'm cross at times. .JOr
but, If l had my life to live over again
l should marry you just the same. HI
| have my doubts about that, my dei
Friend-Well, Ethel, how do you la
married life. Ethel (enthusiasticaOv
Its simply delightful. We've been
married a week, and have had eiglt|
quarrels, and l got the best of it ever
time.
"Mein Fraulein, l love youw said All
impecunious German youth at a HAM
burg ball. Excuse me-yonder Is Inv
business manager" replied the yOun.
lady, pointing with her fan to hg|
father.
Clara-How under the sun did Edith
happen to marry Mr.. Awkward? Don
He was the bane of her life at every
ball she attended, and | presume she
married him to keep him from wanting
to dance with her.
81 wonder" said a young lady, "Whg
Hymen is always represented as carry
ing a torch?" To which an old bache
Tor sneeringly responded: "To indicate
that he always makes it warn for lee
pie who marry"
Women somehow get over childish
notions that men never outgrOw. Some
men celebrate the anniversary of eyeT
birthday as long as they live, while
women abandon the childish custom al
most as soon as they grow up.
"What did her father say when you
told him that you wanted to marry bis
daughter, Rivers?" We'll, Banks, bel
didn't absolutely refuse, but he impos
ed a very serious condition" "WAalI
was it," "He said he would see ne
hanged first"
His Fellow Feeling.-Paterfamillas-
Look here, Dick, you've been a bit WlaI
yourself in your day and I'd like some
advice. What am l to do with Harry
The young rascal exceeds his allow
ance every month. Cousin DlcR-iE
crease it.-Chicago Journal.
Seeker-I observe that ProteSsG
Stage has been lecturing on "HoW !"
Become a Christian Athlete" wOa
der what that means? Sageman-Ina''
an easy one. A Christian athlete 5
one who is continually jumping lrOH
one religion to another.
Mrs. De Pink am amazed ST. 'hi'
you should propose to my daugn.u'
Why, she has only just left Doaiun'
school, and you have not known nt' !
week! Young Man-True, madam ~,
l have known you for some time auu
everybody says your daughter 'aA''
after you. =.
The Londoner-Our universal pro'%r
ing houses are so large that q sDn~
boy has been known to outgrow the s%'
he bought in the ear of the SHOP WIN
walking to the street door. The onlON
goan-Huh! We have got depar'lneu'
houses so big in Chicago that the nVr.
walkers all have to use bicycles
dianapolls Journal.
Madam" said a young lady 10 .% W.
preceptress at boarding school, ~ ".
Bellfair has come to take me ou' ="
drive. May l go, madam you XIV" !,
miss, that our rules do not aiio" "
unless you are engaged. Are you :. y
gagged to Mr.. Bellfair?" Mo ~ y
exactly; but If you let me CO. l sn'" >
by the time we get back q.
do you believe in a third palV n
asked old Dimming (referring - '
political situation) of his dausn ~,
beau, as all three sat In the p' ~,
"Well," replied the young mnn' .
had not called to discuss politics e.,
wouldn't have thought of asking n,
retire; but since you mention 1t an
Dimmick, l will say that it is the s'
eral belief that two are COMPANY
81 don't believe I quite unders'. n
your contention" said the Judge VI
bicyclist: sit seems that the prisone,
a house-mover; that he was moViHs !,
small frame house ut the time Vi -