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BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1897-11-26
ROS Y Co.
FOrtaleza so.

FL elegante ptbco puertorriqueho podra encontrar
constantemente en- nuestro esabecimeno surtdo
rladlsmo selecto de cazado de odas cases tan com.
peto e que puedan orecer las mas re-
putadas casas de America.
Al eecto no hemos perdonado medic nj sacrifcio al
sales nos mantengan semprea la aura de los dtirnos
adelantos de la moda de las exigencias e capricho
mas rehnados.
Las mportanes compras realizadas por uno de nues-
Tos socos Europa hacen concebr esperanza de
que p5co de esta Isla segura dspensandonos su pro-
tecc6n simpatfas.
Desde el mas sencillo zapato hasta e par de botas
mas ch:c aGuf Sc encuentra toda la serie
En- nuestro ramo de peeterfa no es menos inmenaa
J escogida la existencia que tenemos,
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1897-11-26

GoBERNADoR DEL BANCo EsPA
hol.-Ha sida nombrado Gobernador
del Banco Espaiol de esta isla, el Sr.
don Jose Manuel Lopez y Sainz, en-
sustitucion del Sr don Fermin Marti-
nez Viilamil.
PARA EsTA lNTEN NDENCIA.-Se-
gun die .un colega local. Sc indica
para la Intendencia General dc Ha-
,ienda de esta isla, al Sr. d. Salvador
Bayona, que va desempeho dicho
importante cargo.
Los GIRos.-Hoy Sc haA cotizado
al 2I3 por 100 sobre Madrid y Berce
Iona, y al sol, s. y IS sobre Paris,
Habana y Nueva York, respectiva-
mente.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1897-11-26

Tan natural como remplszar con un
brazo mecanico el miembro imputado
es indispensable ayudar al estomago
tuando por excesos 6 enfermedAd no
posee Ia su6eiente fuerza para digerir
los alimentos por falta 6 inercia del
jugo gastrico, pues sin digestion 8
asimilaci6n de los manjares no es po-
sble la vida. Este resultado, sencillo
en- extreme, Sc consigue con el Elixir
de Pepsina de Grimault y "a que
representa- el fermento digestible Por
sxcelencia y disipa los dolores de
est6mago, la hinchaz6n de las paredes
abdominales, los eructos gaseosos y
demas molcstias de las gastralgias y
dispepsias.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1897-11-26
OPERACIoNEs DE BUQUEs EN- Pro.

OPERACIONEs DE BUQUEs EN- Pro.
TRAvESIA.
Berg esp San Jose, pendiente.
Col amer Edward Stewart, descar
gando.
Col amr Harry Knowlton, descar-
gando
Corb esp Pedro Lacave, descargan
Vap esp Catalina, 4, descarg ani
Col ing Bravo, descargando.
CABOTAJE.
Col esp Borinquen, carga para
Aguadilla y Mayaguez.>
Col esp Petra, carga para Arecibo.
Col esp CarmeIita, pendiente.
Col esp Deseada, carga para Ma
yaguez.
Col esp Providencia, csrga para
Fajardo.
Bdra esp Paquita, pendiente.
Col esp C:ementina, carga para Ma
guabo y Humacao.
Bdra esp Carmen, carga para Vie
ques.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1897-11-26
Aqua DE VIcHY PoRrArIL.

En- las excursiones y Wages no es
siempre facil el procurarse verdadera
aqua de Vichy, hablamos de Ia que
proviene de los manantiales del Esta
do, Hopital, Grande Grille. Celestins,
propiedad del Estado frances. Guam;
do no Sc puede tener a mano esta aqua
empleense entonceS los Comprimidos
de Vichy que permiten transformer ins
Iantoneamente el aqua potable en-
agua alcalina gaseosa. Hacen falta
cinco comprimidoss para un vase de
aqua, y los Comprimidos de Vichy Sc
encuentran en- todas las farmancias.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1897-11-26

FL Vino Qun na Larroche no es una
preparation vulgar, sino el resuitado
de estudios y trabAios que han va lido
su autor una Recompensa de 26 600
fry 7 Medallas de Oro,muy e6csz pa
ra combatir las Afecciones del Esto-
mago, la Anemia, Calenturas por in
Veteradas que sean, etc.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1897-11-26

Ultramar, y la aplicaci6n dada a
dichos fondos.
Anlncio de la Administration
civil de esta Isla para la convo,
catoria q examenes de. ingreso al
cuerpo de Torreros de faros &c
esta Isla.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1897-11-26

Graciosa | Asi sc llama Ia esencia
con que Rigaud y Ca preparan 81
kxtraeto, Jabon y Polvos de Arroz,
y es Ia bien lIamada por la delicadeza
y 6nura de 50 perfume que despierta
fantasia, los dulces ensuenos.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1897-11-26
GAOHTIILA5.

TRAIDA DH AGUAs.-Seg1n tene
mos entendido, sc trabaja con gran
Actividad a fin de inaugurar Ia traida
de aguas & esta Capital el dia 23 de
Enero pr6ximo.
FALLEcIMIENTo.-Por cablegra-
ma recibido en- esta Capital sc sabe
el fallecimiento ocurrido en- Madrid
dc la distinguida Sra. D: Teresa Fe-
IRAN, dignisima esposa del Sr. Pre-
sidente de Sala de la Audiencia de la
Habana, nuestro amigo D. Federico
Enjuto.
Descanse en- paz y reciba este y
su Sra. Madre residente en- esta Ca
pital y demas familia nuestro mas
sentido pesame.
CONTRA TAYLoR.-El Times, de
Londres, juzga contraproducente :el
ar,iculo de Taylor y 10 califica de po
litico vano, enredador y quisquilloso.
EN- EL ATENEo DB MADRID. Ell
nueve del corriente sc VERTIGO en- el
.Ateneo de Madrid con toda solemni
dad la Inauguration del curse de 1897
90, con una velada en- honor del Sr.
CSnovas del Castillo.
SUIcIDIo.-El 7 de este mes puso
fin a 81 vida en- Ia casa de huespedes
Situada en- Ia Plaza de Santa Ana no 2
en- Madrid donde habitaba, D. Eulo-
gio Lopez, antique empleado del Tri-
bunaI de Cuentas,
ALCALDE.-Ha sido nombrado
de real orden Alcalde de Ia Corufia
nuestro amigo D. Fermin Casares,
SURASTA.-Por ell Excmo Ayun-
{; miento sc anuncia Ia subasta para
la adjudication de las obrss de cons
truci6n de Ia Casa de Maquinas, Casa
de Calderas. Carbonera y chinea er
Ia toma de aguas para el acueductc
de esta Capital.
TARIYA PosTAL.-El Ee de Enc
70 pr6ximo empezarz & regir la Ia
rifa general de correos aprobada para
las i las de Cuba. Puerto Rico y Fill
pinas. Para la aplieaci6n de ell;
regiran veinte classes de Timbres J
ocho de tarjetas postales, suprimien
dose desde dicha fecha los seIlos e.
peeiales de Telegrafos.
UNA MARAVILLA.-En estos dia
empexar& ! exhibirse en- esta -apits
una verdadera maravilla europes
Consiste en- una columna Ia Bell
Galatea] ], que 4 la vista del public
y sin ningun aparato de 6ptica, $
tanstoFma en- estatua, pajaros, pece'
flores, etc. La Transformation Sc hac
en- una camara oscura, sin que el pt
blico que We y palpa el aLarato, pue
da explicarse 81 ingenioso mecani:
mo. Los periodicos europeos hace
grandes elogios de esta maravil;a {
nuestro siglo,
NUESTRC PEsAME.-La Excm
Sra D. Matilde de Leon de Mari
digna esposa del Excmo. Sr. Gobe
nador General, pasa por Ia pena
haber perdido un hermano recient
nents en- Ia Peninsula. Reciba
ilustre dana la expression de nuest
condolencia.
AGREGACIoN.-Seg1n re6ere Il
Idea" de Humacao parece que es I
hctho la anexion de Ia Ceiba al pu
bio de Fsjardo.
81 asi es, merece placemes el Ayu
tamiento que tan acertado acuer'
ha tornado, digno de imitaci6n p
IOs &c WasRos pueblos que en- Ia i
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1897-11-26
BOLIVAR, ARRUZA Y CA.
11-TETUAN-1l

Almacenistas importadores de pro-
visiones. Ventas al por mayor.
Duenos de la antigua y acredita-
da Fabrica de F6sforos, establecida
en- Santurce.
Marcas BOLIVAR y CONILL
-Dep6sit): Tetuan IL.
Agentes de la acreditada marca
de cigarrillos Pajarito, Belleza y
Libertad.
Fabrica de licores de todas classes.
Admiten az1cares a consignaci6n
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1897-11-26
ENTRADAS DE TRAVESIA.
ENTRADAS DE CABOTAJE.
SALIDAS DE TRAVESIA.


Para Habana escala|, vap. esp
Manuela, despachado por Ludwig
Ouplace. Psra Gibara, por J. Ochoa
y Hermanc, 20 ST cafe 1880 kilos
Para Santiago de Cuba, por Planas
Rojo y Co., bril- sebo de res. Por
Sierra y Palau. IS 81 almidon.
Para Habana y escalas. vap es {.
Puerto Rico despachado por R nbert
Hmns. Para Habana, por M. Perez
y Co., I25 pacas tabaco s.3o5 kilos,
l 81 sernillas de tabaco. Por Sierra y
Palau, 24I4 pacas tabaco 1859
rzilos SO 81 az1car 4.I6I ki'os Por
-erecedo Huns y Co., 20 81 mira
yuano. Por A. Vicente y c., So
s[ cafe 4,o58 kilos, 73o pacas tabaco
3I.74o kios. Por Villar y c., I24 81
-afe 1869 kilos, 200 pacas taba co
5000 kilos, Por Egozcue y Co., 60
pacas tabaco 2.746 kilos. Por S. de
Ezquiags, oo4 pacas tabaco 2o,23I|
kilos.
Para Habaua y escalas, vapor esp|
Buenaventura, despaehado por Sobri-
nos de Ezquiaga, 1900 81 arroz. Por
Villar y Co. 3o4 pacas tabac 1896
kilos 13o sacos cafe I3.4oo kilos. Por
Scrs de AhumadA y Co. 438 pacas
tabaco .73.II2 kilos. Por Scrs de L. |
Villamil y Co. 1873 81 cafe Io.4II XII |
los. Por J Ochoa y Hmno, 50 81 cafe
1900 kilos. Por NJ Perez y Co. ID sIl
cafe I424 xii s.
Para Are ibo, vp ing Arkadia,
por I.atlmer y Fernandez
con carga de transito.
SALIDAS DE CABoTAJE.
Col esp Mayagueaana, para Aqua
dilla y Mayaguez.
Bdra esp Nueva Flor, para Fajardo
Bdra esp Juanita. para Arroyo.
Col esp Joven Clara, para Ponce.
Col esp Conception, para AIeclbo.
Bdra esp P de Vieques, para Vie
ques y Humacao.
Col esp Amelia, para Arroyo.
Col esp Ana Maria, para Vega ba-
ia.
DESPACHADOS.
Vap esp VaSco. nara su ruta.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1897-11-26
SANTORAL.

Viernes, 26. Los Desposorios
de e(Nuestra Sonora, y San Pedro
Alejandrino. OBJ y mr.
Sabado, 27.-San Facundo y
Primitive, mrs.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1897-11-26

EStos nuevos Relo-
jes Roskopf perfeccio.
nados son superiores
a todos los demas de
igual precto, y de una
duracion ilimitada. To
das las pleas del IT,
maud Patent son in-
tercambiables " 10 que
p e r mite componer
cualquier rotura en-
menos de IS minutes
y por menos de la mi-
tad de su precio que
Sc cobra por reIojeS de
otras marcas.
Estos verdaderos
/" Cronometros 3" Sc
venden garantizados
por dos AMOS y Sc com.
prondran por la mitad
de su precio en- cual-
quier epoca que Sc
descomponga despues
de dichos plazos.
Los tenem0s de Orc
Plata y Nikel pero con
especialidad de Acerc
que vendemos sola-
mente a " dcce pesos 4"
precio mediterranean
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1897-11-26
VENTA DE CASA

Por el in6mo precio de 200
pesos Sc vende una en- Catafo,
sta en- la calle de las Flores.
En- esta lmprenta informaran.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1897-11-26
SCRS. De ORCASITAS & CA.

ImportadOres de mercancias de
todas classes y procedencias.
Ventas al por mayor Cruz 2, y
al detail en- sus tiendas Flor de
Julio" y "Gallo de Oro", calle de-
la Fortaleza esQuina 4 la Cruz.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1897-11-26
GUlA LOCAL..
SOBRINOS DE- EzQu.iGA.
FORTALEZA II

Casa de giros y comisiones.
.igentes de los vlport. ,colreos de
Coinpalla Trasatlantica Espanola
Agentes de id. id de los Sres La
rinaga y Co, de Liverpool.
Id. id G. X. Fletcher y Co, de id
Compahla " La Flecha y, de id.
Agentes de id id. de los Sres J
F., Nlekels y Go, Inca Sierra"
Agentes de Barr, Behrend y
Ross, Inca " SerIa".
Agentes de la Companfa de segu-
ros contra incendios deuominada
" Royal -, de id.
Agentes de la Compaffa de Segu-
ros Mal1timos The Indemnity Mu-
tual Assurance Company Limited "
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1897-11-26

Oh NuT3OIAR 7 ANUNOIO9
CoAr~c,"nes anrante lOa dfAs "a Y 25 de
Movie mbre.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1897-11-26
HERNAIz & CA.
17.--TETUAN--17.

Importadores en- grande escala de
mercancfas de todas procedencias.
Sus tiendas de detail LA LUZ
ELECTRICA y LA VILLA DE
BILBAO son siempre las mejor sur
tidaS.
Tiene Sucursales importadoras en-
Arecibo y Humacao.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1897-11-26
GRATO TINA[D.
SAN JOSE ESQUINA A ALFONSO XII.

SAN JOSE ESQUINA A ALFONSO XII.
Constapte surtido de rClojes, y
prenderfa de ORC con brillantes Y pie
dras fnas de 10 mas moderno qu,
puede desearse. Garantizan los OIL
jetos y venden a precios m6dicos.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1897-11-26
Jose NJ: MeV6ldGZ B C.
EstaNecd co febrefu De 1881. Gable: &irllnen c
COMISIONlSTAS fN GENERAL
ExpOrLa iOTes ImpOFLGdUIes
GeStOda cIase de mleFcanc1as 9
P. O. B. 835. No ga Pine St.
.NEW-YORK.

Especia'idad en- Quincalla, Ferre.
terra, Merceria, Maquinaria para la
1ndustria y Agriculture, Provisiones
Granos. Harinas, Cercados, Tejidos,
etc, etc. Reciben comision todo
cuanto Sc les maude, adelantando
hasta las tres cuartss parties :obre
mercancias aprobadas.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1897-11-26
ESFERAS PARA RELOJES

litografiadas en- papel porcelanada
de los tamaIloS mas corrientes 4 %
centayOs una. En- Ia litografTa del
BOLETIN MERCANTIL de A. Lynn {
HiiOs de Perez Morris.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1897-11-26

MOVIMIENTO DE BUQUES.
ENTRADAS DE TRAVESIA.
De Lunemburgo gol ing Bravo a
Scrs de L Villamit y Co. con sa'azo-
nes.
ENTRADAS DE CABoTAJE.
Col esp Clemcntina. de Humacao.
Bdra esp Carmen, de Vieques.
Bdra esp Paquita, de Ponce.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1897-11-26
DESPACHADOS.

Vap esp Vasco, para su ruta.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1897-11-26

TRAIDA DH AGUAs.-Segdn tene
mos entendido, sc trabaja CON gran
Actividad fin de inaugurar Ia traida
de aguas & esta Capital eI dia % de
Enero pr6ximo.
Daily camera., 1897-06-30
A Parliamentary ..;nt.

1t was getting late, ard Sal the VEN
erable ,ex-Cnited States senator lin
gered in the parlor with the. young peo-
PIE. Evidently something had to be
done.
81 hope, papa" said his daughter,
gently but resolutely, that you will
not be offended if | now move close
call of the house, during which all per
sons not entitled to the floor will please
retire, while Charlie and | discuss a
question of personal privilege!"-N. Y.
Truth.
Daily camera., 1897-06-30
SLC-Pn.G WITH DAN'L.
How the squa,tcr,. Son Entertained

--Atl,c gfsitir,.s:. ..tfr:,II:sCr.
The suuatter informed me that there
wasn't spare room in the house, but if
/ was willing to sleep with his boy
Daniel he'd be glad to accommodate
me, and, as was completely tagged out
from 4O-mile ride that day, Twas only
too glad to accept his offer. The boy
was lanky young fellow about 16
years old, and we had hardly got into
bed when he called out to his father in
the next room:
dad, the strangers got all the bed
clothes!"
AS matter of fact, | simply had my
share of them, but 10 quiet him gave
him some more, and was closing my
eyes when he shouted:
dad, the strangers pokin' his elbow
in my back!"
/ moved further away from him, but
a minute later he continued:
dad, the strangers maxim faces at
mel"
''Look-a-yere, stranger" said dad
as he came to our door with a lighted
candle in his hand: "Dan'Ihas allus bin
brought up as a pet and is kinder techy,
but if yo' don't worry him he's one O.
the incest boys in the hull kentry. Jest
give him his way and he won't find any
fault with yo'."
| gave him his way and all of the
clothes and nearly the whole of the
bed, but the old man had hardly left us
when the migrate called out peevishly:
dad, the stranger says he'll kill Inc
when yo' and ma go to sleep!"
did yo' say that, stranger?" asked
the father, as he reappeared at the door
again.
"Why, of course not." I replied, an
grily 81 haven't said single word to
him since we came to bed!'
wall" he continued, kindly, "jest
bar in mind that Dan'l has allus bin
brung up as pet and don't bother him.
He's a mighty nice boy, Dan'l is, and
yo'll say so when yo' know him better"
| was too tired to answer him again,
and for the third time was almost in the
land of dreams when that boy broke out
again: ~
dad, the strangers snorin' and won't
let me git to sleep!"
''Dan'l!" called the squatter in a
voice of thunder, 'and yo', too, stran-
ger, if yo' uns don't behave in thar and
let men the ole woman git to sleep I'll
cum in and wallop the both of you'll"
I said to myself that if he'd come in
and wallop Daniel for about two hours
he could have everything l possessed
for his trouble and | kept repeating
this over and over to myself and sink
ing off to sleep when that little villain
suddenly planted his two feet against
the small of my back and sent me out on
the floor with a bang that shook the
house from cellar to rafter. lay where
| fell, expecting dad to rush in and
make good his threat, but as he didn't
appear finally got up and dressed, and
passed tie rest of the night on two
chairs by the stove, while ''Danl," sat
isfied at last, slept the sleep of the just
and kept up snore the livelong night
which sounded like the growls of
ferocious grizzly bear.-N. Y. World.
Daily camera., 1897-06-30
Unforeseen.

Before / married her." he said
thoughtfully, 81 vowed that l would
punish anybody who brought a tear to
her bright eyes"
''And you kept your word, of course?"
Not precisely. I didn't take into
consideration the fact that, like the
rest Of her sex, she would put in whole
afternoons sympathizing with the he
roine of an emotional play" Washing
ton Star
Daily camera., 1897-06-30
They Hsu earned the Money.

'How you can admire our fire brig
ade as you do, subscribing eco to it,
I'm blessed if | know. It's the most"
MY dear fellow, that's not admira-
zion; that's gratitude. If they'd come
a quarter of an hour sooner, when my
place was burned down, should have
been hundreds out of pocket from the
insurance people"
Daily camera., 1897-06-30
Wnnfrd tn Re Suee

Customer-Why ever don't you drive
your cat off the table, waiter?
Waiter-Well, you see, sir. it's stewed
rabbit day and the proprietor he says
the customers like to see the cat in evil
dence on these days.-Roston Traveller.
Daily camera., 1897-06-30
That Proves 1t.

Mrs. Hampack-Is she asking for a
divorce in good faith, Or does she wish
to marry again?
Mrs. Livewayte - She wishes to
marry again.
"Did she tell you sop
"No; but she is asking for no ali
mony."-N. y. Journal.
Daily camera., 1897-06-30
Training Husbands After Marriage

Training Husbands After Marriage.
1t really is asking too much of a
woman to expect her to bring up hus-
band, and her children, too. She vainly
imagines when she marries this piece
of perfection, with whom she is so
blindly in love, that he is already
trained, or rather, that he is the one
human being in the world who has been
perfect from infancy, and who never
needed training. She knows that
mothers have to put in 20 years of close
study and hard work before they can
turn out a man or woman who won't
be social pest. She never dreams of
the curious fact that mothers always
train their daughters to make good
wives, yet never think of training a
boy to make good husband-Wom-
ans Home Companion.
Daily camera., 1897-06-30
A Rising Young Man.

I know little chap who helps
His fellow men to rise;
His chief ambition seems to be
To guide us toward the skies.
OF course he has his ups and downs;
That doesn't him annoy
He's going higher half the time,
Is the elevator boy.
-Chica go TimeS-Herald
Daily camera., 1897-06-30
Evidence of Strength.

rs your baby strong?
well, l should say so. He raised
the whole family out of bed at three
o'clock tAts morning, and scio2 lists say
tha, hats the hour when eycrybody's
stree il is at its lowest point. '-Bos-
ton j raveIer
Daily camera., 1897-06-30
Somebody Else WaS,

Young Bride didn't accept Tom
the first time he proposed.
Miss Ryval Slightly envious)-I
know you didn't.
Young Bride-How do yCl know?
Miss Ryval-You weren't there.-N.
Y World.
Daily camera., 1897-06-30
Agreed with Him.

"A man who tries to argue with a
woman is a FOOL" shouted Mr.. Meri-
boic, as the discussion waxed warm.
YES, I've usually found it so," re,
sponded Mrs. Meriboie, in her most
conciliatory tones.-Chicago Journal
Daily camera., 1897-06-30
An --crtunnte Chap.

An C--crt.Innte Chap.
Checkerly-Poor Algy! He's so how
wildly defawmed!
Stripes--DC.GyTmed?
Checkerly-Yaas, poor boy; his eyes
are so pwomirent that he can't wear
a monocle! Philadelphia Press.
Daily camera., 1897-06-30
H-ne wOmanIy.
Journal.

Women would not throw mud, oh, no,
In politics, as heretofore
The men have done; they'd rather go
And track it on each others floor.
DE, -oit Journal
Daily camera., 1897-06-30
Nooh's Joke.

''Provisions are running pretty low,
pop said Shem on the thirtieth day
out. What are we going to do about
it?"
81 don't know" said Noah, with a
wink at Japhet, unless we eat Ham" )"
Harlem Life.
Daily camera., 1897-06-30
to See II Boun

''Freddie, why did you drop the baby
on the foor?"
''Well, heard everybody say it is a
bouncing baby, and l wanted to see it
bounce. ."-Tit-B
Daily camera., 1897-06-30
For the Same Reason.

She-Why do pugilists shake hands
when they go into the ring?
He-For the same reason, | suppose,
that two women kiss when they meet
on the street.--Yonkers Statesman.
Daily camera., 1897-06-30
Merely n Suggestion

ga contented ass. as the Portuguese
say, enjoys long life said Hicks.
''Why didn't you make use of the fact
to get low premium on your insurance
policy?" asked Cynicus.- Life.
Daily camera., 1897-06-30
1t Looked Like 1t.

Jill-The fools are net all dead yet!
Bill-What's the matter. old man?
Are you contemplating matrimony, too ?
Statesman.
Daily camera., 1897-06-30
In CcCfg -reyat,

THAT wheel, judge" said the victim
of the bicycle thief, was the finest on
the market
stop" cried the judge. "I'll fine
you $40 for contempt. This court rides
the finest wheel on the market. Phil
adelphia North American.
Daily camera., 1897-06-30
WOmnn'S Way.

She said she fairly hated him,
Despised him and dettsted him;
So rcu"d!y she Ierated him,
You'd tN.'.k she'd have arrested him.
She snui.ned him and offended him;
To frenzy's verge she carried him,
And when she'd nearly ended him,
She turned around and married him.
N Y Journal.
Daily camera., 1897-06-30
More CnreIessness.

Excited Wire-Oh. profess the
cook has fallen and broken her collar
bone.
rrofessor-Discharge her at once.
You told her what TO expect ii she
broke anything nore.-Detroit Free
Press.
Daily camera., 1897-06-30
That Sharp Little Tongue.

Mr.: Younghusband-My dear, l rath-
er like that Mrs. Flighty. L Iwould cul-
tivate her, if l were you.
Mrs. Younghusband-Ve well, my
dear; she needs it.-Cincinnati Com
mercial
Daily camera., 1897-06-30
SPANISH GPlEEN.
How Hatred of Americans Is Shown
in IiaIriu,

In ,iaurIu.
A most interesting article is written
by an American woman from Madrid,
which shows how America, or los
Estados Unidos," and her people are re-
garded in that part of the world. While
the Spanish masses view the Cuban war
with disfavor. vet their hatred of los
Yankees is reported as ineXpressible,
en- the ground that the latter are the
occasion of that war and the cause of
its continuance, through their SYM
pathy and direct and indirect aid The
writer tells also OF something which,
while wonderful revelation of the
state of mind prevailing throughout
the Spanish portion of the Celtiberian
peninsula, is amusing because of the
pathological interest that is bound to
attach to it.
The Spaniards have taken to calling
their hogs Yankees" but they have
also added two other words which must
prove peculiarly dissonant to their
sonorous tongue. Two little incidents
bring this matter out. One of the
writer > lelSuDOTS is lne OWL Oh TWO
of the vilest, shabbiest ours that ever
barked, and they would have suffered
death long ago but for the very pc
culiar virtue that is lodged in their
names. He calls them Morgan" and
Sherman and he finds relief in 50
calling and cursing them. Then, in a
village squabble between two urchins:
He called me Sherman" said one, in
a fearful rage. But he said | was
Morgan was the sullen retort of the
other. This Cuban war is represented
as a terrible burden upon the common
people of Spain, but it is war, never
theless, of the aristocracy, in which
they must succeed, for if they do not ii
means also their own downfall and the
overthrow of the government, with
quite likely Spanish republic to take
it's place.IN. Y. Independent.
Daily camera., 1897-06-30
He Had.

'Smithers seems immensely proud
of his wife"
''Well, he has much to be proud of.
She weighs 300 pounds. Cincinnati
Commercial Tribune.
Daily camera., 1897-06-30
Who He Was,

She-Who is that man that's givingor-
ders and tearing around like mad?
Proprietor-Oh, he? That's my 81
lent partner-N. Y. Journal.