The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1897-10-02
Journalists Spllnters.

Journalistic Spllnters.
4 little girl of my acquaintance, whose
father is a physician, is given to making
bright remarks. And she does 1t in a
most naive fashion, with supreme I'M
consciousness. The other day her father
held her ear TO patients heart, and the
maiden exclaimed with glee: "Oh, hear
him tick, Is that his main spring
papa"'-Syracuse Post.
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George Gould returned home tine
other day, and learned that his proper
ties and securities had advanced in value
$4,000, 900 during his absence. The read
ing of such news item as that makes a
toiling newspaper man feel like throw
ing up his job and going forth into the
world and acquiring riches.-Denver
Post.
Bryan was free trader until he saw
that free trade was PLAYED ont, then he
became free coiner. Now that free
coinage is played out, what will he be
next? 1t is safe wager that he will be
something in opposition to the best in
terests of the country.-Cleveland
Leader.
Some one alvertises up in Chicago
that he would like to communicate
with any and all persons who have at
any time in life any sort of remem-
brance or indication that they ever lived
before in any sort OF animal life on tins
or any other globe" Here is Grover
Gleveland's chance to come back TO
earth and engage in some entertaining
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES CONNER
cial
California's prune crop this year is
estimated at $4,000, 900. Those little
minor items hep to round UP the
years record of prosperity.-S Louis
Globe Democrat.
When, as in a recent instance, a ship
carries outbound Christian missionaries
on deck and 81, 900 gallons of rum in the
hold, the rum is on deck and the mis-
sionaries have little hold.-Back bone.
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'Ordinarily,' remarks an exchange,
sit costs something to keep presiden-
tial boom going, but Mr.. Bryan is max
ing money at it." But he isn't keeping
it going. 1t is already gone. kansas
City Journal.
5<44f&
n Huntington woman Will consent 20
let her husband 90 to the klondike il
the spring if he will draw up paper 10
the effect that if he hasn't returned in
three years IL means that he Will never
return, and that she is at liberty TO
marry again. She doesn't want any of
the Enoch Arden business in hers-Tv-
rome Pa Times.
SSS&R
The Sultan Will get what lie asks III
Crete, as nobody opposes him except
the six great powers.-St. L)uls Globe
Democrat.
4s%##
The great powers don't seem to know
what will happen to little Crete. Pos
siblv the Sultan could tell them.-Chi-
cago litter Ocean.
"Place another victory to my credit
| exclaimed the Spanish General.
81 didn't hear any noise" ventured
the amanueusis.
"No. This was a moral victory !
saw some Cubans, and resisted the
temptation to fight them. w Washing
| ton Star.
| A northern exchange comments edi.
| torially on the fact that very few ne
groes commit suicide. An old Atlanta
| darkey WAS asked the reason of this
and he replied with grim humor;
| "Well, sub, in some places dey kills
us off so fast dey amt no use in We
helpin' 'em out any"
SSk&st
| \ recent writer SAYS: "A Japanese
| husband is very attectionate to his wife
| until he tires of her" Same in this
heather Iand-Denver Post