The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1897-04-16
Editorial and Otherwise.

An honest dollar is the noblest work of man
A lockout is very rarely successful agains
poverty.
The vices of others too often apologize ful
oar own.
When Greek meets Turk, then comes the
tug Of powers.
The Mississippi didn't have to be told II
"get a move on"
Initiate the cat BY keeping your sharp points
well covered up.
The more a man sees of women the more h'
likes little girls.
Suicides and murders are increasing in thl!
country at a rapid rate.
Mental indigestion is worse than physlca
and much more common.
Raising the price of whisky does not seem t.
lower the consumption Of it any.
Most women would have all their teeth pull
ed out if il were only the fashion.
In cu!tivating the potato be careful not t.
throw too much sand in its eyes.
Arizona must show decided reformation be
fore she is admitted as a State.
GIadstone's legs may be little bit shakey
but his heart and brain are all right.
Mckinley is very fond of newspaper men
This proves that he has great head
The Republicans lost several valuable offices
at the Chicago city election last week.
The elephant is so afraid of robbers that ht
alvavs carries his trunk around with him.
The most successful ministers are those who
ALWAYS notice when woman isn't at church
Because a Dakota girl told a snitor she die
not love him he set fire to her parents home
Pingree is no longer ma,or Of Detroit but
the flavor OF the potato still cIlngS to the office
Two things that man has no power to con
trol: "a wunlan's tongue" and THE Father o
Waters"
The duck is superior to man IN one thnl
an, how. 1t never requires an umbrella When
It rains.
A bird in the hand is not worth two in the
bush it it is a buzza,d and the others are par
tribes.
The warfare on the high theatre hat seem,
to have ceased very abruptly. But the hat i:
still there.
A corn cob pipe factory, which will turn ou
10000 pipes daily, will soou be in operation al
Oprlousas, La.
One of these davs the ocean will be crossed
in four DAYS, and then travel will be NOR,
common than now.
No man ever thinks he is really unhappy I'M
til he is in love, and no man ever is real,
happy until he isn't.
A balloon apparatus which is bullet-proof has
been patented for the use Of umprcs in the
coming baseball season.
In 1851 oysters are said to have been foo,
long. There must have been some trst-class
fishermen in those days.
Pierpont Morgan has 900 dog. But it is
doubtful if it could be worked up into more
than 50 worth Of sausage.
A Chicago man recently celebrated his ll2tl
birthday. This is not to be considered as
puff of Chicago drinking water.
The average man doesn't suffer near so
much when he has the yellow jaundce as he
does when his wife has pink tea.
A widow is the only one who appreciates
that what a man eats IS just as important to
him as what a woman wears is to her.
Walnuts and butternuts are being success
fully cultivated in Whatcom county, Washing
ton. They are not native to that region.
Senator vandver, of the Missouri Legisla-
ture, has introduced bill to fine widows and
maidens for rejecting wdowers and bachelors.
There are about 300 submarine cables now
in existence, covering distance OF 10000
nautical miles. Their cost is estimated at
5000, ,OOO, 900.
Roses discovered in tonbs containing Egyp-
tian mummies often have their colors perfect,
even though some of those found must be oyer
5000 years old
"Shut your eyes and breathe deeply and
slowly" is Russian savants recipe against
seasickncss. He says it is iafallible-at any
rate, il is inexpensive.
Private Secretary Thurber bought Uncle
Growers favoiite chair and took it to his own
house. lie has an idea that the old man may
get there again sometime.
Millions Of men in India live, marry and rear
apparently happy children upon an income
which, even when the wife works, is rarely
above half crown a week.
The bee works because he loves to and
stings because he has to. Some men reverse
this process; thes work because they have
to and sting because they love to.
The prohibition BY the Archbishop of Paris
against bicycle riding by priests refers only to
the garb, priests being allowed to ride in
mufti, but not in the clerical cassock.
A Kentucky legislator has introduced bill
providing that hereafter all convicts shall be
branded upon each cheek, in order that they
may be always known as criminals and con-
yicts.
Whenever you feel that nobody cares for
you it would be well for you to inquire,
"What have ever done to make anybody
care for me and love mel" Remember tha,
love bege,s love.
The world goes into ecstacies over the sculp.
tor who makes limitations of men, but has lit
te to say in praise of mothers and teachers
who make real men and women. Iu heaven
this process is entirely reversed,