The silver lance., 1897-10-01
Atchlson Globe Sights.

teeth last.
We will join the first church that
brings rain.
Loafers have way of saying that busy
men are cold"
A Protestant preachers idea of joy is
to convert a Catholic.
Half the people who hold jobs have
somebody roofing for them.
An unhappy woman is the most un-
happy looking thing on earth.
About the only exciteme farmer
has is an occasional mad dog story.
We would like to know a man whose
love continued up to his wedding day.
1t is a wonder that the moth do not
issue a card Of thanks for this weather.
As general proportion the man who
marries the second time is a chump.
Some men will never be in it, and
there is no good reason why they should
| be.
| The older we become, the more we
admire well balanced men; they are 80
rare.
When two men get mad and foolish at
the same time, there is apt to be a fight.
We always hate to follow pretty man
at barber shop: we have so long to
wait.
What has become OF the old fashioned
man who did things just for devilment?
There is no more feeling in shaking
hands with school girl than in grab
bing a fishs tail.
When a man starts for the devil, his
wife often helps him along by applying
for divorce.
! How few men are OF any actual use in
the world! And how few are able to do
anything WE'LL.
| 1t is always to a mans credit II his
wife retains her youthful appearance
long, particularly is he is a farmer.
When a man is indebted socially to
lot Of people, he gives reception, and
pays about five cents on the dollar.
1t takes very small sized foundation
for a girl to build big air castle on, il
a young man il on the ground floor.
II. lots would only go up like wheat,
people in town would feel themselves
/ good enough to go with the country peo-
pie.
Aman handles needle very awkward
ly, but when the button he sews on comes
off, little bunch Of cloth goes with it.
According to the advance sheets of
fashion, womans hat will not be on
straight this winter unless it is on
crooked.
! II a woman has a husband, she had
better try to make him satisfactory,
rather than get a divorce, and risk new
One.>
Neither the men nor women are in
earnest when they pretend to be in love.
but they think they have fooled each
other.
The old fashioned woman knew how
to make delicious peach cobbler: the
new fashioned woman says it isn't good
for you.
| After a woman has realized her am
bition, and owns writing desk, she con
| tinues to write her letters on the kitchen
table.
The knife is to a doctor what trumps
are to whist player. when he doesn't
know what else to do, he leads out with
his knife.
| There isn't perfect confidence between
a man and his wife unless he voluntarily
tells her when he has had his salary
| raised.
The sins that man confesses are
those that he is too old to any longer
commit: Boys never tell about stealing
watermelons.
BY the time the people have become
tired Of seeing mans name in the pa
pers, the newspapers have just begun to
spell it right.
A thoughtful woman always owns
black dress in readiness to put on mourn
ing if any member of the family is cut
down by death,
What has become Of the old fashioned
man who took all his children to funer-
| nj and made them look at the cOrvnys as
/ a warning.
| When a woman refuses to go away ON