New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-10-23

,..,.r :. ,rohob,y mora advanced than any otneF
In America In the privileges 1t conceoes .hso,
as all Its colleges are co-educatlonai' INV. n,,v
logical schools as we'll: and there arc w. ..,.,rv
women already licensed or ordained N i'S '''
Fidget-r went to mnd-rsader 'o, Sa you think
who s snss to be ad 10 h ts to tell
me what thought upon the currency 9Sss''"'
did asn ;se ,s tel y s9u Se ask
wife. She always knows what r tnn sc, npp
question that comes up.--(Boston lrhhso'''"
There has Just died at Constantnople one OF tn'
doorkeepers-there are several. for there OF. ~
eral doors-of the Sublime Porte, that vast strue1
ure where the Grand vlzer's office. the fore's"
Office. the Council of State OF the Turkish "o.
eminent are housed. The most interesu"e '".N
about this doorkeeper Is that. in pursuit y, n."
occupation he amassed fortune OF nearly si".VO
which was not, probably, the result OF tue na,'"e
OF his salary lie is without heirs, ana nis
will escheat the State, to which. IN the present
state OF the public finance. 1t will be most Weico"e'
DsrespecI has come to my ea rs , aS man
sternly. Are yOu?" 49,, ..,,,r man
Il might az well admit it," said the young MS"
"Yon ought" continued the old gentleman, you
ought to have more respect Tor !o"' "''"''
cincinnati Enquirer.
Under the name of Windover Mrs Ei@aoe'n
Phelps Ward drew a very unfattering picture OF
the city OF Gloucester Mass. III her novel; ~
Singular Life" Ever since the first appearance OF
the book the people of Gloucester have Ieit ihh's
nant at what they believe TO he the in!os''e W
the picture drawn by Mrs. Ward. ana proi"e"'
member Of the gloucester bar has just written a
pamphIe entitled. " A Singular Lire He'""S
and Gloucester Vindicaied.' in which the alleged
mistakes and Inconsistencies Of the book are held
up TO view.
Mrs. Everby But what's all this talk about
The Professor-Is an effort TO place woman and
Mrs Everby-But what's woman done that she
should be brought down afsr ha, Y lssn'Sn
rights.-tBoston Transcript
The population Of the town OF Union. In Tolland
County Conn. IL 43i. it's school children %. Its
grand list" N2C.6l8 and it's public deb. G23 It's
tax rate IL twenty mills. Ii Is reached daiiy oy
stage but it has two postoffices. and IT. sends TWO
representatives to the General Assembly. at Hart
ford. 1t Is ro-license town. and has no lawyer
and no doctor. and its entire vote IN November
last was .Ol divided Mckinley. 81: Bryan 0:
Palmer 49, and Lowering. g. The goose egg FOR
Bryan made Union the banner town" Of the State
He (caytousy)-Tf should propose would you
S syS'' "'"'" you ''''''''-'N'"''''" ''"'
In an address, In Boston the other day Congress-
man J. H. Walker said: Il think II the Book OF
Proverb, should be destroyed By accident, Tom
Reed would DO called the best man IN the
world 10 rewrite them. The man doesn't hVo WI
can state a proposticn-or anything In fact. 50
clearly and 50 effectively In the smallest number OF
words n. Mr. Reed can
A Western Judge was approached by verdant
couple who wanted to be married. The wouId-pe
brlieg room asked the price OF tying the Knot an
inquired the ru,uc. Yes" said the squire, The
wax was brought IN. and upon being weighed wa,
found to lie worth just sixty cents. Well eai1
the anxious groom. tic the knot, an ~ fetcn
more wax nsxt week" NO, sir; ! don't trust: ina
appointed youth turned to go out. saying; Come
Sal! let's go" ~ say. mister" answered BAL WIN
\ Woman's wit cart you marry us as far as the
wax viii so!:' yes. can and will Responded
the Judge. laughing. and he did.-tDetrot Free
Presp