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La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1897-03-01
Las PiLDORAS del DR.. AVER


Barcelona Chicago de
aqueaS autordadeS
Vtudes mecnales P1doras del
cnrma icio que han me del bco general duante mas de
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1897-03-01

Proasio snti6 emoconado que supo que
tae cr recompensado demasfa las palabras
Ramundo lie dirigo
Mi buen Proasio, que pueda sostener
versacon larga ch0ra til pero mis- oidos
ntelgencia es Dos gacias 10 bastante clara
para comprenderte As pue prometo habar; pero
quiero que cuentes todo cuanto sepas.
Pues ben, Marques 10 dnico que decros que
habeis hecho pasar muy maos ratios En- fin queres
empece contaros desde ell momento que. -?
ESQ ST, desde que....
Pues ben, sehor hacfa bastante tempo que inque
aba vuestra aiclon barca deca mi mlsmo
que ell sair de peno invier
antes del amanecer. Pero abe que gusta
clarme los de mis- Unicamente cuando
dfsteis noche Potaso voy darme hasta ell
puente de Suresnes,1 dje engana No fbais
Suresnes abao de Denis, ago asf Ep
nay. No ESQ., senior marques !?
d Pero habras dicho NADIA nade PIE preguno Raj
mundo ansedad.
No. puesto que recomendases ell silencio cuando
recogf herido al pie del muro..
Que estaba al pie del dces
= Os queres caar Me habfa temdo ell peligro, pero
pronto hubiera sido desear Me habfa
dido agunos metros de la tapa de la propedad que
deca entire NIL xCon tai de que haya de
por medic algun marido ceoso p
ST, uer casada-interrumpo Raimundo,
tento poder enganar q su criado.
Al POGO tempo tenddo medic del camino
animal de m habfa dido Cuando llega vieio
We nj oye, entien lie. Pense lamar grtar
pero hice La reexon de recbrfan agrada
bemente aquela VOlvals raZon
decais: <Cogeme nevame morlr a Diras
que me has encontrado herido la barca Asneres
No quiero que sepan...1 volvses desmayaros. Con
grandes pecaucones o eve hasta la barca que eaba
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1897-03-01
Tn buen criado.

ROTAsIo apre6 furosamente los puno recrimnandose
falta de energfa porque notaba Ramundo
MIA febre febe que desaparecfa por la para
por la noche ubiera debdo mponer slencio amo
obigarle que esuviera queto.
Sin embargo lie obedeca porque la cosumbre de cumplir
mandato de reazar deseos 10 dictaba.
Sc acerco al lecho, contemplando aquea hermosa
descarnada caentura cuerpo
horrible ucha pareca increble que aque ser que
contemplate, fuera amo, dorado Ramlndo
robusto, tan aegre amable
i All ST 20 supera quenes los que han traido
semejante estado En- fin eoy tranquio porque e doctor
Grandier ha asegurado uera de pegro
equvoca Recuerdo que hace grave
la sonora hubo que adminrarla la
c6r uncamente decfa que debfa inquearnos
fermedad que podfa vivir hasta los Glen
Arreglo las amohadas de amo, mientras que de
oos desprendfan agna gmas sobre espesa
barba.
Querdo Protasio, doy las gracas por carino
que cuidas.
, 1897-03-17

The dismissal OF the arson case dis
poses OF all the work performed by the
late grand jury, called to do impos-
stble wonders. In fact the work of the
grand jury was disposed Of when the
indictment was quashed. There is one
thing that the grand jury did accomp-
lish, and that was to vindicate eX-Sherih
Grant in the eyes OF a great many people
who had an idea tina he ought to have
made arrests for crimes whether there
was evidence or not. When the grand
jury was called, at the earnest solicita'
ton Of the democratic county officials
these f~ault-fnders wagged their heads
and said, Now we'll see that the OF
tenders will be brought to Justice
But not an indictment was found for {
crime committed in Mr. Grants term
and all the work Of the jury has come Il
naught. A large expense upon the tax
payers and a little work for the lawyers
fs the net result.
, 1897-03-17
PROCLAMATION OF CITY ELEC
TON.

Notice lie hereby given that on Tues,
day. April 6. A. d.. 1897, a general city
election will be held in the City of Lar
annie for the election or the following
city oficers:
One mayor, to serve until the first
Monday in January, A. D., 1899.
One councilman from the First ward,
to serve until the first Monday in Janu,
airy, A. D., 1899.
One councilman from the Second
ward, to serve until the first Monday in
January. A. D., 1899.
One councilman from The Third ward
to ser We until the first Monday in Jan.
nary, A. D.. 1899.
The places Of voting and the names
q Judges Of election will be published as
soon u appointed by the city council.
In testimony whereof l have hereun-
to set my hand and caused the seal Of
said city 10 be affixed this I'd day Of
March, A. D., 1897.
M. c. BROWN,
Attest: Mayor.
c. 8. GREENBAUM,
1915. City Clerk.
, 1897-03-17

The sudden dismissal of the charges
against James Underwood. Mrs. Anna
Mostler and Mrs. Talbert. on the part OF
the prosecution, is II frank admission
enat there was 10 case and it is now n
matter o. regret that the charges were
ever brought. Instead Of u commend
able prosecution, it turned out to be an
unfortunate persecution. II is stated by
the defense that il an opportunity had
oeen given to present their side OF the
case. the vindicution in public opinion
would have been overwhelming and
complete.
, 1897-03-17

I dincd with Mr.. Walter and his son
in Printing House square ut . o'clock
and found that | was expected to write
an article there and then on one of the
subjects of the day. | protested my in
ability, not surprising myself capable of
doing such II thing III less than Il week.
This was poohpoohod. | tried, found it
possible and found also that l was ex-
pccted to repeat the process next day,
same hour, same dinner, short CONVERSE
ton after dinner, then the subject was
announced, and | was left alone till tea
time, when Mr.. Walter appeared, read
aloud. what l had done, with criticisms
and, after correction. carried off the pa
per to the printer. When t. article was
finished, the same process was repeated,
and when | was diaburdcued of the
whole article Invent home to bed. Grad
ually it appeared that l was expected
(exccptis cEcipiyEdisl to DO this every
evening" Letters of Frederick Lord
BlaCkfOrd.
, 1897-03-17
AS soon as the spring opens s,e,cien

AS soon as the spring opens sufficient
~ to permit OF work in the mountains.
Laramie u get II move on herself in
the direction Of opening a thoroughly
good road to the Grand Encampment.
and this road should be extended on
over the range to the Hahn's Peak
mines. Reports from that district ure of
a very encouraging nature, and cores
pondents OF the Denver papers say the
mines OF the district will equal any in
the Centennial state. Independence
mountain, the Grand Encampment and
tne Hahn's peak district should all be
onnected up with this city by II road
which can be Travelled with ease with a
big load.
, 1897-03-17
Eating What We Know Nothing About.

There is nothing so delicious as the
first Goldfish caught off the 'Sconset
shore. You never have them as We do.
We eat the "tCngucS and Sounds" and
one does not know what Goldfish is until
they have tasted these. Then the lin
wards are sold ut % cents a quart.
What they are | will not explain. But
fried i'll crumbs, there is nothing more
palatablc. "Britcbes' and ''chittlings''
are the names given t. the different va
rieties found under the more general
term of UPWARDS. "-Nantucket Cor.
Springfield Republican.
, 1897-03-17
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, 1897-03-17
II AVE rAk's TWA r CA TIE KYE.

Bonnie Bessie, sOusie lass,
Thru' tho heather ns ye pass,
Gle "A kiss tIc mo.
Tx. Cay'l b" fair an fine
GIN thy swil" %uru'ulc shine.
Will yc, Bessie Leuf
Foot sno l!cht an face SIC fair,
Form sac graceful, past compare,
Pruud am ! I See
Diuua Iujk nluuu me, grill
Nad yr pir me sic II dirlf
Wilfu' Bessie Lee.
Ca The kyD, The day is game.
VIII y" follow them alancf
Th,-c l. ulu" t see
Gin tlw jump nu houuic waist
Har :4 ;.ITm aIuOt 1t placed,
/ tr.r., Bu--I" l.",t
j. l.. H'uton in The Quilting Bcs.'
, 1897-03-17

McClure's Magazine for April will
contain a series Of unpublished letters
written by General Sherman to n young
lady between whom and an army officer
the general undertook to re-establish a
broken romantic relation. The letters
embody a story as good MS any piece of
nction, and exhibit Sherman in n very
charming way.
, 1897-03-17
SERVICE.

Through PullDan slespers. Pullman
dining cafs and tree reclining chair
cars leave Dsavr daily. The Union
Pa6iAc Il tie great through car line Of
~ west All your nearest agent for
s1t1sts N tAis nAa.
DAvs9 10 tChi1Aso via Kansas City
= e1vsA ~ ~ UA5on Pacific and Chi
49, ~ x1hea nslWaya
, 1897-03-17
WEDNESDAY, MARCH II. 1897.

Those who have read all Of l.. Kabis'
stories In relation to his sleuth adven-
lures with Wyoming '~stiIlcrs are OF the
opinion that the whisky is not the only
moonshiny thing in connection with
the AFFAIR. The deputy collector has
missed his calling. He should be writ
ing yellow-back novels.
, 1897-03-17

On receipt Of ten cents, cash or stamps,
q generous sample will be mailed OF the
most popular Catarrh and Hay Fever Cure
(Ely's Cream Balm) sufficient to demon
strate the great merits of the remedy.
ELY BROTHERS,
sc Warren ST., New York City.
Rev. John Reid. Jr.. of Great Falls, Mont,
recommended Ely's Cream Balm to me. I
can emphasize his statement, at is o posi-
tive cure for catarrh if used ms directed."-
Rev. Francis w. Poole, Pastor Central Pres.
Church, Helena, Mont.
Ely's Cream Balm is the acknowledged
cure for catarrh and contains no mercury
nor ~ Injurious drug. Price, so centA
, 1897-03-17

Watts-Let's walk along until q car
overtakes us.
Potts-No. Let's walk the other way
until u car meets us. We will catch it
sooner, we will go down town just ~
quick, and we get more ride for our
money. Indianapolis Journal.
, 1897-03-17

TUSTER CORPS NO 20. W. r. C.-Meets
~ first and third Monday evenings in each
month In G. A. II. hall.
MARY +. lNGERSOLL, President
Mrs. ANNA b. HOLIDAY, Secretary.
, 1897-03-17

EMMANUEL COMMhNnERI NO. j. h I,
i Meets on the second Tuesday evening In
each month in Masonic hall.
]. 7. HOLIDAY, nc
J. f. GATES. Recorder.
, 1897-03-17
ANNUAL MEETING OF STOCF
GROWERS.

Notice is hereby given thai a meeting
Of he stOckmen o: the slate will be held
At the Office OF he live stock commission
At The capitol building, Cheyenne, on
Tuesday, April Oh, 1897, for the pur-
pose Of recommending 10 he commits
sion ihe laying out OF the roundup dis
ric,s, the time and place for beginning
he ~round-ups and recommending one
person in each roundup district to ACT
IS roundup commissioner, in accord
nee with chapter SO. section II, of the
essions laws OF lS9O-9l.
BY order OF the board Of live stock com
m~issiOncTs,
J. w. HAMMOND.
Secretary.
, 1897-03-17

TUSTER POST NC. l.. 6. y. R.-Meets sec
~ ond and fourth Monday evenings in each
month in G. A. K. hall. corner Second and
Garfield streets. f. G. HOLIDAY, p q.
G. ". SPALDING, Adjutant.
, 1897-03-17

T AleAMIE LODGE NO. 4, A. o.. Q. W.
~ Meets every Monday evening In 40 o.
W. hall. corner Second and Garfield stl eets
l. n. OvERMAS. Nj. W.
G. W. BUssARp. Recorder
, 1897-03-17

A LPuA CHAPTER NO. /, o. F. S.-Meets
~ on the first Tuesday evening OF each
month In Masonic halt
Mrs. II. l.. PAsCALL Recorder.
, 1897-03-17

r ARAMIE LODGE NO. 9, |. 90. F.-.Meet!s
- every Tuesday evening in &c. [. 4. mali
corner Second and Garfield streets.
q. Z. PIITMAH, y G
| A. + BERSER Secretary.
, 1897-03-17

yT7YOMING ESCAMPMENT NO. l, l. o
w o. F.-Meets first aud third THURSDAY
evening Of each month IN l.. O. r hall
HERMAN CLARK. c. 2
john A~CEERMAN. Scribe
, 1897-03-17

N~ITASATCH TRIBE NO. >. 10 OF Il. NJ
w Meets first and third Monday evening
in |. o O. 7. hall. CHAs NJ. NIsSEN, ;.
| PAUL BATH @. of Il.
, 1897-03-17

WASHINGTON CAMP NO. /. p. .. :. OF a.
w meets second and fourth Wednesday
evenings In G. A. K. hall.
/. ". LEE. Pres.
CORLETr DOw:EY. R :.
, 1897-03-17

pLACK HILLS LODGE NO. Sc. h. OF l.. f.
D Meets first and third Friday evenings
In A. .. U. w. hall.
g. l.. DEUEL., Master.
G. +. D~ECKELMAN. Secretary.
, 1897-03-17

~ EN- CITY Ii DGE NO. 10. A. o. Z. W.
VI Meets second and foulth Monday even
ings in l. o. OF. hall.
WIN. HICKS NJ W.
Ed STAFFORD. Recorder.
, 1897-03-17

r ERANON CHAPTER NO. 3, K. A. u
IL Meets on the second Wednesday evening
In each month in Masonic hail.
NJ. c. JAnREN. Il 7.
J. e. GATES. Recorder.
, 1897-03-17

T ARAMIE REBEKAH LODGE no. !: |. ..
- o. F.-Meets stc.nd and fourth Thurs
day evenings in each month in J 90. NAL
Miss. BsILE MEYERS \ q.
MIS-. II, +. DAwHER, secretary.
, 1897-03-17

A LBANY LODGE 40. 7. 10. o. F.-Neets
n every Wednesday evening In ! 9 q. r.
hall. LEWIS TTyoip y. q.
5. h. MILLER, Secretary.
, 1897-03-17

pOCKY MOUNTAIN DIVISION No lG2
IL b. of l.. E.-Meets every Saturday even
ing In G. A. X. hall.
wy. N0TTAGE. Chief Engineer.
G. W. DEFOREST. First Assistant.
, 1897-03-17

r ARAMIE LODGE NO. 8, A.. r. and 4 Nj
II Meets first and third Monday evening
in each month in Masonic tail' fhtr!, olHGh
Second street. I. W. hhAMhh" w
J. II. UAYFORD, Secretary.
, 1897-03-17

T ARhMIE TENT NO. +. k.O.T, VI. Meets
- second and fourth Wednesday of "aci
month in A. q. U. W. Hall.
w. y. ROTH. Com.
l. II. SwIGART. X. X.
, 1897-03-17

n EN- OF THE ROCKIES LODGE NO. IS,
" g. l.. A. to the b. OF l.. E,-Meets first
and third Thursday afternoons In each
month In G. A. K. hall.
Mrs. @. p. GARDNER, President.
MRS. ]. W. COsTIN, Secretary.
, 1897-03-17
REPUBLICAN BOOK COUPON.

This COUPON. accompanied b
10 coots. will entitIe the hoide
to throe OF tho choice books I
tho useful and Popular Boob
Or Great Books by Famau'
Authova" Series. advertise
elsewhere in this paper. Orc
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, 1897-03-17

TTFRMlONT EMPLENO.1. RELATIONSHIPS
IL Meets first and third Thursday evening
in X. OF y. Hall.
Mrs. W. A. ONE Nj. OF X.
, 1897-03-17

r ARAMIE DIVISION No. 2, .. r., X. OF ?
Il Meets second and fourth Thursday eve
l,nr In each month at the armory IN Is. OF
z. hall.
JoHN Prick, s. X. l..
, 1897-03-17

ENDOWMENT SECTION Al. ~Endownen,
T. Rank, X. of r. Meets in X. Of T. hall
". F.. CHAPLIN, President.
PC. RAUNER, Secretary.
, 1897-03-17

RAMON LODGE NO. j. Is, Of P.-Mcc. :
- every Friday evening at Il OF L. hall.
8alch block, Second street
P J. GosDES. Il. OF Il. nndS.
, 1897-03-17

blot CAMP NJ. 20. Woodmcn o. Tn
World. VI cts SECOND aud fourth Safur
,ay evenings in each month in ! O. u.
iall. W. y. NAhTi>. Z. {
G. |. RAUNEp. Clerk
, 1897-03-17

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY =
Take Laxative Bromo Qulnine Tablets.
All druggists refund the money II 1t
fatIs to cure. 26c.
, 1897-03-17
The Bonanza Book for Bows and. Girls.
Books C0MDlNED m 0NE

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mater l. q |. ordinarily published IL twelve distinct e cent
candor, that 1t Ia a three dollar book or fsueatSNue cenn. In
shape It Is . mammoth, qusIto Of iS2 large three-eolumn
pages, with many appropriate Illustrations and IL handsomely
bound In attractive coiored coverI Tbs following arc the
contents OF The BONANZA Book for Boys and Girls:
l. Modern necitatisns, in prose md vsrs, Embracing
Gsllivers travels. Adventures among III. Luiputi.as end
GiAntA
! Dtalse.es, Recitatis.s ana Readings. i.rs. sna
cboice collection.
. kesnd the Evening Lamp. Stories, pictures, pushes
and games for the little folks.
g. Parlor A~masenentA Acting 0srsdss, Pnlor Dramas,
Psntomimes. Games. S-szles, etc.
g. GrimM's FaAry TAles. he moot popular Of all Asy
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Biographies Of famous Americana
4 W0nAers Of the WOFS1. Descriptions and fnutnfops
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Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-08-17
News In Brief.

Inc coast trains OF the Great North
ern are to be vestibuled.
Between five and six inches of rain
fell at Mountain Lake in two hours.
Emil Swanbeck, confectioner and
restaurant keeper at Springfield, was
burned out.
-Four young Polish boys at Winona
assaulted Josie Czaplewski, 14-year.
old girl, with fatal results.
Workmen on the Syndicate block al
Red Lake Falls struck for an increase
of wages.
The fourth annual convention of the
Northwestern Soldiers Home associa-
ton was held at St. Paul. Over IS del
egates were present from nine states,
with Indiana on the east and Oregon
on the west represented.
A shoemaker at Rosemount got drunk
and drove his family out of doors. The
citizens took him out into the fields,
gave him a coat of varnish on which
feathers were stuck. He promised to
behave.
The large saw mill of the St. Cloud
Lumber company was totally destroyed
by fire. Loss, $50, ZOO. -
The cornerstone of st. Marv's hos
pital at Duluth was laid with appro-
pirate ceremonies.
Gov: Clough has formally requested
the chief magistrate of Colorado to re-
turn to Minnesota, one Charles Boland.
sent to saltwater some years ago for
grand larceny. He was released on
parole and went to Colorado where he
aga1n "ent wrong and was sent to
'ne pen'tentlary IN that state. :
". D. Marston and William Keenan,
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-08-17
All the Conveniences

Tourist Gin coal mine, after passing
around cigars)-Everything seems to
be wet and damp. Where can strike a
match?
Miner-Roight here, sir. Dinnis lift
tn rubber cloth often tn powder keg!-
n. Y. Weekly.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-08-17

against the wind, and kept in that pc.
sition until the storm abated. The ex-
periences of the gunboats seem to
intimate that the despised friends OF
peace" might give the governments Of
Norway and Sweden q pointer or two.
A representative of Danish pape,
finds that the reception given to the
king by the people of Trondhjem was
moderately enthusiastic, and that q
dozen liberal societies marching in the
parade did not cheer as the rest did
when they passed the building from
which the king and the crown prince
were reviewing the parade.
The I. o. G. T. has just been operat-
ing just 20 years in Norway. and its to-
tai membership is $4,000. The growth
during the past year is represented by
500 new members.
The celebration of the 900dth ami
versary of the founding of Trondhjem
on July IS was great event in the his
tory of the city. The king and the
crown prince arrived in Trondhj em two
days before the celebration, and they
were greeted with salutes' from sew.
eral warships which were anchored in
the harbor. The mayor of the city ad-
dressed the king from the platform of
the railway station, and the king re-
sponded in a neat speech. In the
morning of the 18th the main thor
oughfares of the city were crowded
with people, and thousands of flags
were waving from buildings and mast
heads. Martial music was played in
the streets at an early hour. At $50
choral music was discoursed by cor
net band from the tower of Vor Fru
church. The forenoon services in the
cathedral were attended by the king,
the crown prince, the Norwegian cab
met and a large number of other dig
natiaries. Bishop Skaar preached on
the text for the day, and afterwards
gave expression to the feelings sug-
gested by that memorable day. 10 God
belongs the honor, he said. He has
laid 3oth the city and the cathedral in
ashes, but again permitted them to rise
from their ruins. In closing, the bishop
deplored the fact that the Norwegian
people is torn up into two political
parties, fighting each other with bit
terness which is far from conducive to
the prosperity of the nation. In the
evening monster parade took place,
and it was reviewed by the king as it
passed Stiftgaarden. The main pro-
gram of the festivities of the evening
was rendered at Ilevolden, including
addresses by Mayor Rogstad and the
king: On Monday, July 10, the king
spoke to the troops, and in the after
noon attended banquet given to him
some 500 leading citizens OF Trondhjem.
On this occasion a fine drinking horn
OF silver was presented to the king by
the women of the CITY,
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-08-17
The Place for Her.

Miss Uptodate (disconsolately)-I
don't seem to make success of any,
thing.
Mr.. Hardheadde-Why don't you get
a job at soda fountain? The more of
tizzle you make, the better.-Town
Topics.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-08-17
Friendship and Love-

Clara (who owes her a grudge)-Yes,
there isn't any doubt in my mind that
George Fowler is blindly in love with
you.
Winnie (blushing)-Why?
Clara-He told me yesterday that he
didn't think you looked bit over 3d.
TitcBits.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-08-17
The AD-Pervad1nE Wheel,

"The bicycle has almost run the horse
out of business, and now it has begun on
the cow"
FLOWS that?'
'Why, wasn't that rubber-tire beef
steak we had for breakfast ?"-Chicago
Record.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-08-17
In Use.

Cos Stick-I don't see you out riding
lately, old chap. You don't mean to
say you have got tired of your wheel?
Henry Peck-No, not at all; but you
see my wife has taken my tires for the
baby to cut his teeth on.--Boston Trans
cript.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-08-17
Girls Are Arfful.

James-Do you always write letter
in such large script as you are using
now? could not help noticingit.
Henry-No; but this is to girl. You
know they always size a fellows re-
gard for them by the number of pages
he flls.-Cincinnati ENQUIRER.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-08-17
Social Cruelties.

.''Why do you have a plush chair on
your piazza in such hot weather, Miss
Julia p ss.sz ss ss.
1--WE have to have it. We always offer
it to men whom we don't care to have
stay all evening. Chicago Record.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-08-17
The Department Store.

Lady Shopper Gin mammoth depart
ment store, to lace counter saleslady)
Where shall find the ribbon depart
ment, please?
saleslady (apologetically)-I don't
know where it is, ma'am. You will have
to ask one of the floor PEDESTRIANS
Puck.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-08-17
The silent Partner.

There's Perkins-you know Perkins
entered into an agreement with his
wife soon after their marriage, 20 years
ago, that whenever either lost temper
or stormed the other was to keep si-
lence."
And the scheme worked?"
Admirably. Perkins has kept si-
1ence for IL years."-N. Y. Truth.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-08-17
Fortunate Girl.

Jinks-That was narrow escape that
Miss Highfown had, wasn't it?
Binks-What was that?
Jinks- why, when she got married
there was no one present to give her
away.-Town Topics. ...