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Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10

A captain in a regiment stationed In Ma
tai, when paying his company one day,
CHANGED to give a man a Transvaal half
crown, which, as one would naturally. ex.
pect, bears ''the image and superscriptioh"
of President Kruger. s
The man brought 1t back to the pay table
and said to the captain: please, sir, you've
given me a bad half-crown." !.
The officer took the coin, and, without
looking at 1T, rang it on the table, and then
remarked:f at sounds all right, Bagster.
What's wrong with itY'
"You luke at it, sir was the reply.
The captain glanced at the coin, saying:
cts all right, man; it will pass in the can
teen Ly4
walked off, making the remark: "If you
say it's a. right, sir, 1t is a. right; but It's
the first time I've seed the queen wi
whiskers oni"-Answers.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10

On this page we illustrate a Wash
ingtonian or Giant Redwood Of Cali
fornia. These were first called Well
ingtonians, in honor Of the Duke Of
wellington. Naturalists named them
"Wellingtonia gigantea," and by that
name they are still known in European
books. The reason for this name being
given is that they were reputed to have
been discovered by an English traveller
and naturalist named Lobai An agi-
tation arose in the United States to
have the trees called after the name OF
washington. The true botanical name
is sequoia gigantea. 1t is difficult to
give an idea Of the height and size of
these trees. Some conception may be
obtained by noticing In the picture the
comparative sizes Of the people at its
base. The tree in the picture is be-
.ween 800 and 400 feet In height, and
the age Il probably greater than 5000
years. When Alexander the Great was
leading his vicsc 9 the
plains of Asia this tree was 900 years
old. When Caesar was fighting the
barbarians in Britain, this tree had
already felt the breezes OF d thousand
summers. In fact, when It reared its
FIRST tender shoot from the earth. blind
Homer was begging from city to city
and David wa singing among his
sheep on the hills OF Judea. Since its
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10

Familiarity breeds contempt, not
only when applied to men, but it is in
reference to Our relations with things
that are beautiful and things that are
true. The religiously inclined people
Of Christ's day did not appreciate him
because they were so often In his pres
ence. ITO them He was but a common
person, grown up from childhood
among them-just the son of a carpen-
ter. Had He come from a far country
with that air of mystery about him
which lack of acquaintance favors. His
words would have been far more to
them.-Rev G. d. Baker.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10

The more people agree with us the more
use we generally have for their opinions.
! Some women seem to think they can In
iuence a man in about the same way they
shoe chickens. III. folH
AS soon as a girl gets married all the
other women watch her to see how soon she
will begin to age,
When a girl has been told that she has a
spiritual face she .begins to try to put on a
dreamy. rapt expression.
"A woman never, feels the real joy Of shop
ping till she has mussed another woman's
hair at the bargain counter.
AAgirl will give a man a silver flask with a
monogram on 1t for a Christmas present and
then get mad If he uses it.-New York Press.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10

If you really believe that foolish
French epigram, THE unexpected all
ways happens" why don't you back
your opinion? It is easy to get odds
that it will rot. For instance. snow
storms in July are unexpected. Are
you willing to wager there will be
some this year?
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10

from the effects OF his illness. u II Is
expected that he win recover. It was
discovered by Coroner Longstreet that
the boys were the victims OF a%rsenicai
poisoning. The house they visited Is
that in which a young woman named
Almira Hadsell died some weeks ago
somewhat suddenly and under sus-
picious circumstances, 1t was reported
at first that she had been frightened to
death, but an investigation revealed
that she had been poisoned by arsenic.
The poisoning of the two children at
the same place has produced a. sensa-
tion- One of the theories advanced Is
that a well in the vicinity had been
poisoned by some. %revengeful persons,
but no definite proof of the fact has
been obtained. The scene of the poi
soning mystery is a remote and DESC
late place called Worlds End, on the
mountain side, about two miles from
Rendham, where Joseph Rush and his
wife live in an isolated house. Rush is
employed to watch timber lands and
has on several occasions incurred the
enmity of timber thieves, who, 1t is sup
posed, have taken this method of being
revenged.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10
Fooled Her once, anyway.

A4iSlle, tlmlu looking man drlfted
into tavern on Fleet street. He
threW a shilling down.
Mild and bitter. please he said to
the barmaid.
The beer was served. Just as he was
about to drink it a big man came in
and said:
Hello, Shorty Who's ordering the
drihks?"
Il am" replied Shorty, with dignity.
YOU" scoffed the big. man; "why,
you never had one copper to rub
against another. Your wife takes all
your wages, l48
That's all right said Shorty. MAY
be she does, but I've got money today"
How did you get it?"
WELL" said Shorty, f"I don't mind
telling You. | had .at couple of bad
teeth and she gimme enough to get
'em pulled"
Didn't you get lem pulled?"
"Yes; but I got something extra for
gas, and this is the gas."-Judy.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10
rhe Faults and rollies of the Age

Are numerous, but Of the latter none is more
ridiculous than the promiscuous and random
use OF laxative pills and other drastic ca
thartics. These wrench, convulse and weak
en- both the stomach and the bowels. If Hos
letters Stomach Bitters be used instead Of
these no-remedies. the result is accomplished
without pain and with great benefit to the
remedy when constipation manifests itself,
and thereby prevent 1t from becoming
chronic. 43
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10

"A great many people sleep between
these wallis" said the guide showing
the visitor through the ancient Eng
lish church where the noble families
were inferred.
Same way owe in our country" re-
piled the visitor; why don't you get a
better preacher?"-Judy. III.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10
Plenty of Reasons.

The Judge-Have you anything 10
say why the sentence of the court
should not be pronounced upon you?
Teddy OReilly-Faith, yer honor, Oh
have oiven distinct r~aisons, my wan
OF which would convince mesilf il Oh
was only yer honor.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10
Minister'S Mistake.

Ina rural parish In the Mearns the other
week an Aberdeen divine, who had driven
over In a hired. vehicle, occupied the pulpit.
Only one. person attended service, and the
minister ap0logized for the length of his
discourse, His audience signifed his APP
prevail Of his preaching, and the munster
continued. Guess HIS CONSERVATION when he
discovered his audience consisted of his
driver, who had been engaged by the hourl-
Edinblrgh DIspatch. M ~
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10
BOASTS Of a Prodigy.

An o~ratorical prodigy in the person
of BENJAMIN G%oldsberry. q lad - years
old. has recently developed at Colfax,
Ind. A few nights ago he appeared
before an audience with a lecture OF
one hour and forty-ive minutes IN
length, which he delivered without a
break from start to finish. The lecture
is entitled. why God Don't Kill the
Devil" and is an argument in support
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10

Sneak Thief Sam-Pity 'twuz erbout
Jimmy. He wuz making big money,
and the perlice broke him all up!
Footpad Sim-Big money, wuz he?
What wuz his lay?
Sneak Thief Sam-Coining silver dol
lars,
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10
A Modern Fairy Tale.

A party of ~vegetarians, while taking
a walk in the fields, were attacked by
a bullock, which chased them furiously
out of his pasture.
That's your gratitude, is it, you
thankless beast?" exclaimed one of the
party, painting with fright. after
this I'll eat beef three times a dayi"-
Tit Bits. ~
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10
The New PugIIIsm.

Tin tired of wasting words with
Bluening about this proposed battla,"
said the champion pugilist.
We'll, what do 0 propose doins?"
asked his hacker. sNt4
Send a substitute. "-Philadelpaia
North American.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10

Mrs. Goodsole-'T can see, my poor
man, that you never had the advan-
tage of education or a good home. You
started early in life on the stony path
"a sad case OF arrested development
Lonely Straggles-"I should tink II
wuz, mum. l wuz in jail before l wuz
IA years old."-Judge.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10

why did Simpson send his. boy to
che prize ring
We'll. he always displayed above for
argument and the old man considers
lhe#asla ofslaw Observation-Disclosures
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10
Hard to Please.

1.-THE, weather Is very trying for
everybody said the physician.
EYES," replied Mr.. Meekton. 81 don't
see how my wife is going to bear up
under it. When the sun doesn't shine
it gives her the blues, and when it
does she says it's fading the carpet"
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10

First Neighbor-That's a very dainty
dog of yours. I threw him some cold
sausage this morning and he wouldn't
touch them. HID
Second Neighbor-What do you take
him fora c~annibal? 4ffgiAab
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10
Another Centurx Run.

II think" Git was old Father
Time who thought he was thinkTng)
that it will not be long-indeed, i
know that it will no be long-before l
finish another century run. I was a.
cycler long before the bicycle was M
vented"
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10
chmp ANA rIinnr.

seedy Willie Ito barkeeper)-7Your
refusal, sir. to trust me to a paltry
drink Of whisky fills me with astonish-
ment and indignation.
BarFeeper-All right. sir; you can
fill yourself up with establishment and
Indignation, and it won't cost you a
copper, but If you want to fill yourself
with whisky, you will have to pay cash.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10
Thel Leading Zinc

Doing the largest business to the East is
the Union Pacific. Three trains east daily.
Quickest time to all Eastern points via
Omaha or Kansas City. Through sleeping
cars, dining cars, buffet smoking and IL
brary cars, chair cars, heated by steam
and lightednby Pintschs light. Ticket office.
p41 Seventeenth street, corner Curtis.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10
d with water.

DobsonTWhat became of that man
who had twenty-seven medals for saw
ing people from ~drownfng?l
Dockman-He fell in n day when
he had them all on, and the weight
of 'em sunk him.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10

Weary Watkins-Wot you think of
this scheme OF free baths? Hungry
Higgins-They won't git none from
me. No man is goin' to git me to
battle without payin' me for it.-Indi-
annapolis Journal.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10
The only Afternoon Train

Making the quickest time from Denver to
Kansas City. st. Louis and the East Is the
Union Pacific Electric Special" leaving
Denver daily at 100 p. m. This elegant
train, carrying Buffet Pullman sleeping
cars and chair cars, makes quicker time to
the above points than any other line. Ticket
office, 941 Seventeenth street. corner Curtis.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10
A rhoughtfal "rhoaght."

Old Gentleman-"Oh, say, Mr.. Stay
late: its showing hard, so l thought I'd
give you this snow shovel, as you will
need 1t by the time you go. to clear a
path to the gate" tF
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10

Baron-1Did you hear about BacheA
ler?"
Eebert-sNo: what now?"
81. hear he fell 9, victim to, woman's
charfnsgf ffff
you don't say sol"
Yes, he was riding his, wheel and he
turned round to see what the woman
had on, when he fell."-Yopkers States
man. nv All bt9t HIN z
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10

A Mnark-Dowhh Sale in the oiden Time.
Hewitt-cattle We're once used as
currency.
Jewitt-And l suppose when you
went to a markAdcwn sale you saw a
card reading; Marked down to one
calf, former price one cow
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10
uNl MoRe uMFoRruMAT..


One more Idol cast away,
one more scrnpper put TO sleep.
He who was not Common clay
Now IN rated small.a m cheap.
Proud on high his banner waived,
Flaunted east aud west and south;
Fighting fierce. was what he crayed-
All who came 70 fight BY mouth.
Lay the erstwhlle warrior low
Mid the tears Of wives he yexed,
Mid the sbbs OF Brother Joe,
Pass him up and mtnmur "NextV
-Chicngo Record.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10

Roxy Road-"Wot's de tree gra0es
I've heard so much about, pard?"
Willie Mush-"I'm s'prised at yer ig-
gerunce, Roxy. Eat, drink an be
merry Of course. Judge.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10

There is a man in England whose water
l~ionalre, who lives near a village. Not liking
the local water, he had a special conduit
built for himself at a cost of 800. 900. though
he lives there only three months a year.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10

"vot for dey make all de shout?"
Because a goal was taken.'
"And ees i'd because Of all de noise
dat you do call de game de foot bawl?"
Judy. eUtnNr& NM
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10
what He wanted.

IW WHAT He Wanteds MI III NW
Shopkeeper: What can / show you
sir?"
Absent-minded Professor: Il want
let me see, what do l want? Dear
mel ! can't for the life Of me remem-
Der what 1t is. Well, well. It
doesn't matter; give me the nearest
thing you have to it." III
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10

cur lawn mower" Glow did yon
arrange it?' every time he did II ! sent
over and borrowed his bicycle"
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10

That has three through trains to the East.
daily Is the Union Pacific. Through sleep
points. Ticket office, 941f Seventeenth
street. corner Curtis. s.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10

eve don't clean house any more "How
do you escape?" s'There isn't anybody to
do 1t when the weather is fit: the women
are always out on their wheels"
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10

First Cirl-Gladys has had triplets.
Second Ditto Atabsent-mindedly)L
You don't say. Who are the father?-
Pick-Me-Up.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10
..sTAR roBACCo..,

AS you chew tobacco for pleasure use Star.
1t is not only the best but the most lasting, and,
the cheapest.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10

TWO PERSONS THE VICTIMS OF,
AN ATROcIOUS DEED. ssif
Reported, at First, That She Had Died
OF Fright. hut Arsenic Was subse-
quently FoundvNext Victims We're
Boys, One of Whom Died. lt. nD.

WO boys named
Beagle and Davis,
after visiting the
house Of Joseph
Rush at Rendham,
a short distance
T0m SSTsIsoii,1i 'vi
were taken sudden
ly and mysteriously
i'll, and Beagle died
the same night. Da-
via ia still suffering
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10

CarsonM"And don't you think mar
ried love lis true love?' s
vokes+TIt must be. Its course never
does run smooth. Truth.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10

Hamburg leads the cities of Germany in
the extent of its electric street car service.
1t has $40 motors. while Berlin, which comes
next, has only ia.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10

FITS stopped free and permanently cureo. No tis
after first days use. of DIR. Kline's Great Nerve
Restorer. Free So trial bottle and treatise.
Send TO DR.. KLINE, 93I Arch St. Philadelphia, Pa
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10

An electric underground railway under
the present underground is the latest pro-
ject suggested In London. 1t would be used
for express trains only.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10

REGIONS WHERE WHoLEToWNS
HAVE BEEN BURIED.
The winter ofplss0 in Plu,nas County.
-Horses Had to Wear snowshoes as
Wen as M Men-A Remarkable
State. |NNN H Il
!, popular i'm

HE popular inn
preston of Califor-
MIA is a region of
perennial summer,
where the orange,
fig, lemon and
potncgranate -FOUR
ish Ind flowers
bloom the year
around; but this is
true only Of the
InmIoud cOuutfnu
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10

The number of unmarried women in Eng
land and Wales exceeds the number of I'M
married men by nearly 100000.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10

"Baby's went an swoIlered my penny
'That's all right; let's both cry, am
mamma'll give us a nickel"
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10
No Living Expenses.

There's one good thing about Phil
adelphia."
What is it?"
You don't have any living expenses
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10

nNh 4 M t.M.y Nn II
buried residence. The entire settle.
nent was buried under This terrfbIe
bed Of snow and families were living
from ten to twenty feet below the sur
face, using lamps by day as well as
by night. The men were al. miners,
and as the mines were under ground
certain work was Continued But there
was much suffering, az on Coming out
OF the mines some Of the men were Of
ten unable to- find their homes. Fin
ally every one planted In THE snow
over his house a flagstaff with a flag,
but even these were sometimes buried
by the constant storms Of this longrto7
aforementioned year. The snow In the
deep canyons became SO deep thatithe
miners who lived in them had 70 leave
fearing the ~avalanches which came
rusnlngT DOWN une mountain slue aitcr
every fresh storm Finally the more
open canyons became unsafe and one
day, with an appalling roar, huge
masses OF now went rushing down,
crushing a large part Of the town oil
Sierra City. awpeeN "a 44.s
Possibly the most famousJ town for
its experiences with snow is Gibbons
vile, in Sierra county photographs
show the tops Of tall houses projecting
from snow on the level. Snow fifteen
feet on the level is common there In
February and March, while snow thirty
feet deep is uncommon. Then the
houses are almost covered. many small
ones being entirely concealed, the'own-
ers having to climb up and clear away
the snow so that 1t will not crush In
the roofs. All communication with the
outside world is often stopped for days.
and for weeks the mail Is carried by
specially selected men, who traverse
the mountain on s~nowshoes, often &C
complishing remarkable feats on the
long. slender skis which they use.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10
A. New Use for Congressman.

Isaacs, Senior--Do you know der
congressman from dis district?
Isaacs. Junior-Vot do you want nit
him?
Isaacs, Senior-I wonder If We could
get him to send oud our circulars NIT
his congressional frank?gM
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10
ENVOY.

Prince, / do fear my burdened brain
WIN quite give way il we're not rid
or this fool fadAIrl go insane:
wish they'd gag the Yellow Kid
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10

Halls catarrh Cure Is taken internally
and acts directly ON the blood ana mucous
surfaces of the system, 4 Send, for tesuT
IL j.. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10
did You Ever See an Indiany

Expect not, so send a two-cent stamp to
the General Passenger Agent Colorado Mid
land Railroad, Denver, and he will send you
a fine colored picture of one. Z,
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10
A Touching Plant.

my trouble is dee~p-seated, your burn-
orr said Mr.. Tiff, who was applying
for a divorce.
"Give particulars" answered the
judge.
''She won't patch my pants."s
He got his decree.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10

s'There goes a man who is one in a thou
"What gives him such distinction n
HE is clerk In a department store" AT
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10

ANTI-COLD Powder) CURES A COLD
In the head In one day. All Druggists refund
the money II 1t fails to cure. 25 cts. SURE
FOR CATARRH n HAY FEVER.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10

"Du Poise doesn't seem to mind being so
fat" mo; he says that no other man can
borrow his dress suit" .
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10

Girls are more courageous than men.
They are ready to make a match with
a fellow twice their size.-Standard-
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10

FIRST Tramp-"I tink dey could
NAVE dem model, lodgin' houses putty
nue. If they tried"
Second Tramp mot while dey in
sists On givin' yer a bath"
First Tramp-"'Well, s'posin' dey wuz
to give yer ether or chloryform an
then put yer in the. bath?"
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10
STATE OF OHIO. CITY OF TOLEDO.
LITCAS COUNTY. is.

Frank j. Cheney mpkex oath that he -
the senior partner Of the 1rm Of I. y enc
Toledo, County and State aforesaid. and
that said firm viii pay the sum OF oNs
HUNDRED DOLLARS for each ans
every case Of catArrh that cannOt DO
cured by the use or Hans catarrh Cure.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed IN
presence this 9th, day OF December
lseap A. W. GLEASON
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10

OF original sin and abounds in witty
expressions, and Is freely i~nterspersed
with anecdotes. The boy is q son Of r.
M. Goldsberry, an attorney. who assist
ed him in the preparation'of the lecture
lat the suggestion of the son He Is
easy upon the sts ge, his gestures being
expressive and his pose exceedingly
graceful He has delivered the lecture
IN several occasions and always to the
OF HIS audience. The boy has
been a,painstakiug pVpilein thespuhlic
schools end has been known for his rs
markable memory.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10

To Cure Constipation Eorever.
Take. Cascarets Candy CathArtics 10c or $50.
n 9. &C, fail 10 cure, druggists refund money.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10

Educate Your Bowels With Cascarets.
Candy Cathartic, cure constipation forever.
l0c. c. &C fail. druggists refund money.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10

Though / haven't heard a robin,
Yet j know that springs In. town,
For a scorcher on his cycle
Has already knocked me down, =
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10

For children ~teething, softens theg ums, reducer iniam-
nation, allays pain. cures wind collie. Is cents a bottle.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-04-10

No-To-Bac for FIFTY Cents.
Guaranteed tobacco habit cure, makes weak
men strong, blood pure. Soc, 81. All druggists