New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-06-17

frincess Christian down. are writing no~aa osnn
But, athOSks v wdne me- hey Rave no.
Themselves In journalism as women nave j" ""'e
ica.-(Fourth Estate
SLIGHT CONTRADICTION.
salvation's free. But when 1t comes to teihns
people so.
The churches. clergy choirs and guilds cost a"'ie
a sum, you know!
The obdurate Bonface-"ssyen dollars a ,b 1os u
aw fully steep And awfully high sald 'he "a a.
Yes" admitted the summer land 1o can Come
high and steep that don't see no" GU" '''"e
D indianapolis journal.
Galveston CTex) firm recently received the
following letter: Il have read 50 much ABOUT
Mardi Gras that would like for you 20 ten "'e
where can get the seed. and II you th"A !" .
good grass TO feed cattle. Let me know az 500"
as you and oblige'
Mrs Mucahy-And so your COW Is Sex hara for me-
Mrs BurkeLShe H. ana II baye no milk at all:
have to sell it.-(Boston Transcript
SINCE THE TROIIEY's COME TO TOWN.
Ring out the loud hosannas and 90 the ''' w
For ot last we have trolley a-running through
The farmers stop their haying and worder az the
For ,he wav the cars 20 scooting is revelation
Their Changing and their buzzing all other noises
For they make an awful racke' a'''"'
the town.
Tho old town doesn't seem the same us mighty
And every one celebrate It's es.d uood nd
Twas buried many years ago. anu '"''
But now it has awakened from its Rip van VIII
And " every hour of the day the cars run up ana
Ard a nysry one Is tickled, now the troeys come
,r,, .o rou, harms a-eoing up. excitement
And mild form of paresis seems to permeate the
The benefits to be derived have surely taken zen, root
While real estate has risen 10 10 cents ~ bran
And all the wimmn folks have bought ''""
new muslin gown, a,,o NOW the trolley
For they're bound TO cut inquire; rIIor,ford Times
come TO town
The newspapers Of London and Camorase are
stu addressing poetry to the defeated maioehs =,
Newman and Girton. THE Pail Mail ""~e
thus wipes the sorrowing orbs OF Celia'
An Attach If Mcdesty-Great Editor thlnk IL
would he good idea to print our clrcuaart o,,a
the head OF our editorial page. "hat '''e p'rN'N
ton of this country? oooo oo
business Manaser-About 100000 circulation
Great Edtor-Well. well not cam hnaaish New
~ over 100000 No being hoesish'-N'o"
York Weekly
IN speaking of the gold-mning convention Wnich
&c 70 no held in Denver Col. on July I, Coioraoo
man savs. $50 much has been said ana "r','en
about the Silver States Of the west the 'oou y,
silver the cheap metal. etc. that "ue'p''''
ee,uso, has arisen in the Eastern states III resau
10 the facts OF the precious metals III '"e &C.
vest OF the Mississippi. gold. not silver Is INC ~
ing product 1t Is therefore more correct u eau
than, cold States There is every lndicauo" '"a
cold will continue In the lead In the future DIS we"
&C the mast The recent revolution IN gou-'''i"s
caused by the invention Of the cyahioe p'ooes
which permits IT working. at pront' oi ~" e'"'o
cola ores heretofore deemed worthless anu 'ne i
cont discoveries Of extensive gold nelos ]" o'a''
Colorado and Other Western States, Indicate .na'
for the coming ten or twenty years at least 'nere
will be a production Of god far In excess Oh THAT
Of silver.
..rellow tried to work the editor yesterday
How was that?' - oo,,od .Norco
Offered him a manuscript poem caheu "'i'o
Pczzaris' for two dollars. -,
.What did the old man say I'll, ,ro
said the fellow had made the nistake oi S
I'm lot writing the poem two months ago -'s'S
land Plain Dealer.
Gaggs-A French physician says that screening
leads to insanity. -. ,.
Waggs-I don't believe it. for you can't MAKE
lunac insane.
"I understand their engagement has peen pI 9he.ii
..yes She saws she was deceived. lie mao Oily
civ century, runs to his credit. instead or s'Xtet
and as she had fourteen herself, ne was ciea''S
ont Of her class."-(Chlcago Post