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The news & observer., 1897-04-25
TARIFF PROGRAMME
Rspublic ans Do Not Want Bill
to Pass Full Committee.
TO AVOID OPPORTUNITIES
CHANGES HAVE BEEN TOWARD
LOWER SCHEDULES.
MAY REPORT NEXT THURS DAY
Democrats to Have Reasonable 7 ime
to Consider the Bill. -PritChard and
Others Fig hting 10 Retain Full
Pate on Lumber.

Wilmington, n. c., April 24.-In the
Superior Court for New Hanover county
Judge McIver rendered his decision in
the Wilmington Mayoralty case, that the
act passed by the State Legislature
amending the city charter was unconsti-
tutional. and that the election held in
March last under this act was, there
fore invalid; that the former mayor, w.
n. Harriss, Democrat, and the board of
aldermen are entitled to hold over.
Mayor Wright Republican, and his
board will, however continue to hold of
flee until the question is settled by the
Supreme Court of the State.
The news & observer., 1897-04-25
WADESBORO BANK DECISION.
Will Not Have to Pay the Debts of uh,
Parent Bank of New Hanover.

Wilmington. n. c., April 24.-In the
case against the branch bank OF New
Hanover, at Wadesboro. y. c.. in which
1t was sought to make the assets of that
bank available for payment OF debt,
owed by the bank of New Hanover at
Wilmington, n. c., the parent bank, the
court ordered that the assets OF the
branch bank be APPLIED To payment of
debts of that bank as distinguished from
debts owed by the Bank of New Han
over. An appeal was taken by counsel
for plaintiffs.
The news & observer., 1897-04-25
PRESIDENT SPALDING JAILED.

Chicago, April 24.-Presdent Charles
w. Spalding, OF the Globe Savings Bank
and treasurer Of the University of
Illinois board of trustees, was placed in
Jail to-day on order Of Judge Dunno. of
the Circuit Court, who was dissatisfied
with the bond given by Spalding on the
occasion of his arrest few days ago on
the charge of embeZzlement preferred
~ 70 I'"iv"@sitr t'urr.i. Tho teariro
The news & observer., 1897-04-25
SOME MIKINLEY REPAIRS.

Dover. \. H., April 24.-The employees
of the Cocheco cotton mills were notified
to-day that the entire plant would be
shut down tonight until May 3. The
cotton market is still dull and in view
of this fact it was considered that next
week would be good time to make re-
pairs in the different mills.
The news & observer., 1897-04-25
to- CARE FOR REFUGEES.
An Auxiliary Committee of Greek Wo-
Men Formed in New York-Chamber
of Commerce Receiving Contributions
Will Care for Wounded, Too.

New York, April 24.-The ladies of the
Greek community in this city have form
ed an auxiliary committee, having for
its object the care of the Cretan refugees
and the furthering of the work of the
Red Cross Society in the hospitals and
on the battle-felds and Of the scene of
the present struggle between Greece and
Turkey. An appeal for pecuniary assist
ance has already been made and the
Chamber of Commerce has opened a sub
scription list. The number of refugees
as we'll as the number Of sick and wound
ed is daily increasing and there is ur-
gent need of all the money that can be
collected for the cause. Contributions
should be sent to Mrs. Theo. p. Rail, at
8 East 54th street
The news & observer., 1897-04-25
SHAH OF PERSIA ILL.

London. April PA dispatch to the
Exchange Telegraph Company from
Paris says that the Shah Of Persia,
Muzafer-Ed-Din. is alarmingly i'll. Nuz-
afer-Ed-Dm was born March 25, 1858,
and succeeded his father, who was as
.nEH'1ated ~ Nay 7 1895 Nuzafe--
ts.-l.eIa j; 81, sfr,ogj snu Of TIE late
EhaU
The news & observer., 1897-04-25

Nashville. Tenn. April - -'n an
principal buildings Of the Cnn+cnn:aI
Exposition are receiving exhibits, the
government building has reached the
stage where exhibits. intended for it. can
be paced i'll position and the exhibit of
the Interior and Treasury Department
NAVE been moved from the cars to the
building. The absence of rain has per-
united uEobstructed work on buildings
sd @-9''0f.H I-~'nr 10 ...o. -.
The news & observer., 1897-04-25
JOS. A. SFICKNDY'S MURDERER

Kelley is Brought Back to Somersworth
and Pleads Guilty.
Somersworth, n. H., April 24.-Joseph
10. Kelley, charged with the murder of
Cashier Jos. A. Stickney of the Great
rails National bank of this city, pleaded
guilty in the municipal court before
Judge Knapp to-day.
The news & observer., 1897-04-25

New York, April 24.-The lockout of
700 steam filters, ordered some weeks ago
10y the Master OF the Steam and Hot Wa
-" FNtters Association. has been called
eft aud he majority Of the l1c}.aa out
men resumed work tr-i7y.
The news & observer., 1897-04-25

Washington, ID. c., April 2I-Generar
Miles has been notified of the Presidents
approval Of his projected visit to the
seat Of war in Europe. He will leave
Washington early in May. probably on
the st. Paul from New York.
The news & observer., 1897-04-25
COL. JOHN s. MOSBY HURT.
The Confederate Guerilla After all his
War Escapes May Lose an Eye From
Fall out Of q Buggy.

Richmond, Va, April 23.-Col. John S.
Mosby was thrown from buggy at the
University Of Virginia this afternoon and
received serious cut about the eye. 1t
is hoped that he will not lost the sight Of
the eye.
The news & observer., 1897-04-25
JUDGE HOLMAN'S REMAINS.
After Simple Ceremonies, They are TAX
en- to Aurora, 1ndiana-Last Rites
There This Afternoon.

Washington, April 24.-The remains of
the late Judge Holman, accompanied by
the family and the Congressional COM
mittee, left this city ut 3:40 this after
noon over the Baltimore and Ohio for
Mr. Holman's old home at Aurora, In
diana, where the funeral will occur to-
morrow afternoon. There were no ser
vices in this city beyond n simple prayer
offered at the residence 10y the Chaplain
OF the House
The news & observer., 1897-04-25
cor. MosBY STILL UNCONSCIOUS

'uU oIIUNS SUIhV oISIIS OF htIUIHluE
reason, and Physicians are Encour-
aged
Richmond, Va, April 24-Col. Mostly
has since yesterday evening has been
showing more decided signs Of returning
reason and his physicians are more en-
encouraged as to his prospects of rccov-,
cry.
The news & observer., 1897-04-25

&EN. MILES, TO SEE THE WAR.
The news & observer., 1897-04-25
CREEKS ACTIVE IN CANEA.
THE ACTION AT NEZEROs

London. April 24.~The Associated
i'ress srecia! despatched .rom Iur.s.s
.sated April +. .tls-' in a0i -. Ieloye;,
"a r., nai:. siss o'f:ag 10 ,.,e ,'io}r.nas
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-06
Astronomy From Saturn.

One often sees in articles on astronomy
some reference to the grandeur of the Sa-
turnian heavens at night, where, in addi-
tion to the starry host familiar to us all,
would be the wonderful ring spanning the
sky as an arch of golden light and eight
moons in their various phases In meas
ure this is true, but it depends upon Cir
cumstances. During the summer half of
the year in either hemisphere the illumi-
mated side of the rings is, of course, visible
perhaps even family so in the daytime, as
as is the case with our moon-but when the
twilight falls and the golden arch shines
forth in all it's beauty against the darkness
of the sky it must certainly be a sight
which for grandeur surpasses any celestial
phenomenon known to us, save possibly a
total eclipse of the sun.
As soon as the sun has set, however, the
shadow of the planet, where it falls upon
the rings, rises in the east and mars the
beauty of the arch as it travels across it
during the short night and disappears in
the west at sunrise. At the summer sol
stice, though, the sun rises high enough
in the heavens, or, more correctly, the
planet axis is inclined far enough toward
the sun to bring the outer ring clear of the
shadow, which then appears somewhat
conical in shape and reaches across the in
ner bright ring nearly to the outer one.-
Popular Science Monthly.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-06
Life In Bagdad.

John Punnett Peters, in his book, "Nip-
pur, or Explorations on the Euphrates, !"
says:
Zone of the unpleasant features of life
in Bagdad is the SO called Bagdad date
mark the same which is known else
where as the 'Aleppo button This is a
boil which attacks the face or the extrem-
tiles. 1t appears in two forms, known to
the natives as male and female respec-
lively. The former is dry, scaly sore, the
latter running open boil. 1t is not pain
full, but leaves ugly scars. The natives all
carry somewhere on the face, neck, hands,
arms or feet the scars of these boils, which
they have had as children. European chill
dren born in the country are apt to be
dreadfully disfgured, as in their case the
boils invariably appear on the face, and,
whereas native children have as rule
but one boil, those born Of European par
ents are sure to have several. Adult for
eigners visiting the country are liable to
be attacked, and women rarely escape dis
fgurement The cause Of the disease has
never been ascertained nor cure found"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-06
A LOOK INTO THE GULF.

1 looked one night, and there Semiramis,
With all her mourning doves about her head,
Sat rocking on an ancient road of hell,
Withered and eyeless, chanting to the moon
Snatches Of song they sang to her of old
Upon the lighted roofs of Nineveh,
And then her voice rang out with rafting
laugh:
"The bugles they are crying back again
Bugles that broke the nights of Babylon
And then went crying on through Nineveh!
Stand back, We trembling messengers of ill
I rush out with my hair unbound to quell
Insurgent citiesl Let the iron tread
Of armies shake the earth. Look, lofty towers
Assyria goes by upon the wind!'
And so she babbles by the ancient road
While cities turned to dust upon the earth
Rise through her whirling brain to live again
Babbles all night, and when her voice is dead
Her weary lips beat on without sound
Charles Edwin Markham in Scribner's.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-06

million of suffering women cry with
hplifted hands for some relief from the
pains and tortures of diseases peculiar to
their sex. A million more suffer in silence
rather than subject themselves to the alb
horrent and humiliating examinations and
local treatment so uniformly insisted upon
by physicians.
The saddest thought of all is that all
/ this agony of body and mind is absolutely
unnecessary.
Female weakness" can be cured-sure.
ly, speedily without exposure, with slight
representation leaving your own home
any disorder or disease of the organs dis
tinctly feminine. No matter how hopeless
you think your case-no matter how many
doctors have told you that you were in
curable-no matter what you have done or
, left undone, the "Favorite Prescription .
will cure you Perhaps its greatest USE
fulness is il preparing women for the ordeal
of child birth Taken during the expectant
period it practically eliminates pain and
danger at the time of parturition.
| Miss Lauretta McNees, of Reno (P. o. Box 723),
| Washoe Co., New, writes: 4 have discontinued
taking the Prescription and will not take
| any more lat present.: Last month ! had no
| pain at all and worked every day without any
| inconvenience whatever. 1t was the first time
never had pain during that period cannot
say too much for your medicines, especially
| the Favorite Prescription and Pleasant Pei
let's know of a lady in the family way who
and she says she was not sick like she was with
her first baby This was her second baby. She
thinks it grand medicine. So dol"
| For constipation, the true, scientific cure is
| DR.. Pierce's Pellets. Mild, harmless, yet sure.
No other pill can compare with them.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-06
RIO GRANDE { SANTA T
AND
DENVER { RIO GRANDE R, R,
THE SCENIC LINE OF THE WORLD
limo Table No. 40.

Connections with main line and
branches as follows:
At Antonito for Durango, Silverton
and all points in the San Juan country.
At Alamosa for Jimtown, Creede, Del
Norte, Monte Vista and all points In the
San Luis valley.
At Salida with main line for all points
east and west, including Leadville.
At Florence with f. 4 O. O. R. B. for
the gold camps Of Cripple Greek and
Victor.
At Pueblo, Colorado Springs and Dem
yer with all Missouri river lines for all
points east.
Through passengers from Santa Fe will
have reserved berths in sleeper from
Alamosa II desired.
For further information address the
undersigned.
IT,. HnLx, General Agent,
Santa re, N. NJ
=. K. Eoopns, q. r. 4. N
Denver, Colo.
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CHICAGO & CALIFORNIA LINE.

Train No. westbound, carries through
Pullman and tourist sleepers to Los An
geles and San Francisco.
No. 2 eastbound, carries same equip
ment to Kansas City and Chicago.
No. and 2 are limited trains and stop
only at principal stations.
No. % eastbound, is local train, stops
at all stations, carries through sleepers
FL Paso to Kansas City; chair cars Ell
Paso to Denver, via D. & R. G. R. R. and
Trinidad through without change.
No. 81 westbound is local train, car
ries through sleepers to Ell Paso, connect
ing with trains for Mexico.
For information, time tables and litera-
ture pertaining to the Santa Fe Route,
call on or address,
81. 8. LUTZ, Agent, Santa Fe.
W. J. BLACK, q. P. A., Topeka.
Oity Ticket Office, First National Bank
Building.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-06
HER GLOVE BUTTONER.
The ofioious Chappie and His Reward at
Beauty's Hands,

Beauty's Hands.
She had boarded a street car up town,
coming out Of store with her gloves of,
for some reason or other best known to
herself. Possibly it was a glove store.
Whatever it was, she had her gloves of,
and it was proper and correct for her to
have them off, or she would have had them
on. There We're not more than eight or
ten people in the car, and when she had
taken seat she began to put her gloves
on. When they were both on, she took out
of her pocketbook a dainty little silver
glove buttoner and proceeded to button
the one on her left hand. In doing so the
buttoner slipped from her fingers and fell
to the floor of the car.
Immediately chappie looking young
man with the rock of Gibraltar in his face,
stopped to pick the buttoner up, and hay
ing got it in his hands, he rose, smiling,
and much to her surprise, offered to but
ton the glove. For an instant she acted
about as the average girl would have done,
and then the Washingtonian genius came
to her aid, and smiling kindly, she held
her hand out to him in compliance with
his request. She sat perfectly unmoyed as
nv oooh obouu cNlSC do loLS5 w ~ 90 ullCIN
was any need of, and as soon as he had fin
ished it she calmly held out the other He
didn't quite expect this evidently, but he
had his nerve with him, and more smiling
than ever, he took her hand in his and but
toned the other glove.
Taking the button hook from his unre-
sisting fingers, she took out her pocket
book to replace it, and finding in it a
nickel, with the most innocent manner in
the world, she handed it to the young
man. With all his nerve he couldn't stand
this, and he promptly returned it, at the
same time making some kind of protest,
which she did not pay any attention to,
but took the coin back and proffered a
dime in it's stead. This he also returned
with quite show of indignation.
Why" she exclaimed, with that same
beautiful artlessness, II never give more
than 10 cents at home to have my gloves
buttoned."
Everybody in the car heard her say it, OF
course, and before anybody had stopped
laughing the gallant glove buttoner had
escaped from tho car and disappeared
Washington Star.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-06
Talks With Travellers.

Yes sir! The most enjoyable trip
ever took to New York was over
the Wabash. Only one change Of
cars in st. Louis; the finest passenger
station in the world. Fine restaur-
ant and cafe. Got an elegant supper
for 50 cents.
We arrived in st. Louis at 500 p.
m, and left on the Wabash New York
Limited at 700 p. M, in the elegant
through sleeper, reaching Detroit at
9:15 the following morning. Niagara
Falls at 4:37 that afternoon, and ar
rived at New York, Grand Central
Depot at 1880 a. M, just the right
time to get breakfast and attend to
business.
Oh! the Wabash is the route for
New York.
By the way just write to O. NJ.
Hampson, Commercial Agent, Den
YER, for particulars. may have for
gotten something.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-06
H.en We Demoraiize the stomach

Nnen We DemOraiize the stomach
By excess or imprudence in eating, we
cannot hope to escape the consequences
for any great length of time. The most
robust digestion must succumb to abuses
of that important function. But cup
posing that we have been foolish enough
to enfeeble the stomach, is the damage
irreparablef By no means. The dys-
peptic has only to do two things to in
sure his ultimate recovery. First, he
should adopt an easily digestible diet.
Second, he should use with regularity and
persistence, Hostetter's Stomach Bitters,
the leading gastric inviRorant of the age.
The multlform symptoms of dyspepsia,
and the almost invarlable attendant dis
orders, biliousness and constipation, will
assuredly cease to persecute the sufferer
if the above advice is attended to. Who
that has suffered the torments that chronic
indigestion inflicts will neglect to take
advantage of remedy which, if the most
positive evidence OF the medical profess
sion and the public is to be received with
due credence, is an absolute specific for
the complaint.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-06
She Will BE Busy.

Nell--I don't suppose the girl who
married Jack Rappidde will ever have
another idle moment as long as she lives.
Belle-Why, dear?
Nell-She says she married him to re-
form him
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-06
Knew When He Had Enough.

"Jimmieboy," said his father, chow
would you like to go with me to the lee
ture tonight"
"Much obliged, said Jimmieboy. "But
get lectured enough in the daytime. -
Harper's Bazaar
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-06
The Largest Library.

The largest library in the world is the
National library Of France founded by
Louis XIV, which contains 1,400, 900
books, 300, 900 pamphlets, 10000 manu-
scripts, 800, 900 maps and charts, 1900
coins and gold medals, 1900, 900 engrav,
ings and 100, 900 portraits.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-06
For EufurN IISa.

Fair Customer-How many will this
hammock holdf
Clerk-We guarantee it to hold two and
no more.
Fair Oustomer-I'll take it. Would
you mind giving me the guarantee?
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-06

Tho COLORADO Midland RalIrOad
Reaches the grsndest scenery in the
world, Ute Pass, Pixies Peak, Hegermsn
Pass and He'll Gate; many beautiful sum-
mer resorts; the most famous mining
camps, Cripple Greek, Lesdville, Victor
and Aspen. II 10 the short and direct
route TO the fruit lands OF the Grand val
ley, the Great Salt Lake and tho 'sGolden
Cate" Through Pullman sleepers and
chair oars on al trains.
W. r. BAItnY,
Cent Pass. Agent, Denver, Colo.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-06
An Office Secret.

Junior Partner--Our traveller ought to
be discharged. He told one of our custom
ers that l was all ignorant duffer
Senior Partner-I shall speak to him
and insist that no more office secrets be
divulged. Fit Bits.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-06
He Heard 1t.

The Parson-Did you hear that sermon
of mine last Sunday?
The Deacon-Yes, did. I'm not near
as good sleeper as used to be.-Yon-
kers Statesman.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-06

Visitor Cat the picnic)-The music is
rather indifferent. 1t isn't full band, is
itY
Chairman of Committee of Arrange.
ments-No, but it's getting full.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-06
Strange.

"What strikes me as strange" says the
sage, sis the fact that McKinley's major
ity was so small, in view Of the fact that
all these folks who want offices voted for
him. "-Philadelphia North American.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-06
A Difference.

Killed an umpire at the ball game yes
terday.
The brutes!
He gave rank decision against the
ONE club.
All! Served him right.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-06
Handicapped.

That man, remarked an admiripg friend,
has the faculty of saying clearly in few
words what others would require pages to
express
Too bad said Senator Sorghum. He'll
never get along in politics; not unless he
learns to filbuster better than that.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-06
Higher Criticism.

Ethel-Papa, does God tell You what to
write in your sermon?
Papa-Yes, my dear.
Ethel-Then why do you scratch out
80 muchf
Papa latter a pause) To please your
mother.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-06
Where He Got 1t.

''I've given up the idea of trying to
break Willie of using coarse slang"
"Can't you keep him off the streets?"
eyes that's easy enough. But can t
keep him from reading Sam Jones' ser
mons. Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-06
Information Desired.

"Paw. Say, paw" little Johnny began.
CHOW, what do you want?" asked his
suffering father, with the emphasis on the
"now."
Twill my hair fall off when it's ripe,
like yoursY'-Cincinnat Enquirer
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-06
His Opportunity.

She-What is the difference between q
trust and q ring?
-Miss-dear Mabel, if you can only
trust me, will get the ring tomorrow
morning. Detroit Free Press.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-06
His Usual Time.

She-Our minister does not jump at
conclusions
He-I should say not. 1 never knew
him to reach conclusion in less than an
hour.-Brooklyn Life
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-06
Suited Either Way,

"Please, sir, pa sent me over to borrow
your dress suit, but if you'd prefer to let
him take your wheel he'd just as soon go
for ride "-Cleveland Plain Dealer,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-06
EVERY
LAWYER
NEEDS ~0OE
THE

The New Mexican Printing COM
pany has it for sale. Bound in pam
phlet form, in tough leatherette pa
per, SO as to be carried in the pocket.
Bound in law sheep for the Office desk
or library shelf. Bound in flexible
morocco leather covers, with name on
cover in gilt-a handsome volume
that can be carried in the pocket or
valise, and not injured. The pam
phlet is thoroughly and comprehen-
sively indexed, has ruled sheets Of
linen paper placed between each OF
the pages for reference notes, correc-
tions or additions. It is just in proper
shape for lawyers to use as a ready
reference book. Place your orders at
once, as limited supply only has
been printed.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-06

She-What are you thinking aboutp
He-Oh, nothing
She-How egotistica1l-Yale Record.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-06
TERRITORIAL FAIR.
Albuquerque, N. M sept. III to Is,
1902 W-

1897.
For the above occasion the Santa Fe
Route will place on sale tickets to Albu-
querque and return at the rate of $265.
Dates of sale Sept. IL to IS, inclusive,
good for return passage until Sept. 20.
For particulars call on agents of the Santa
Fe Route.
FL. s. LUTz,
W. j. BLACK, G. P. A., Santa Fe, N. M
Topeka, Kas.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-06
Admissible.

Satan-Did you bring your credentials
Shade of Reporter--Here's my fire badge.
New York Sunday journal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-06
Her View,

Jack Dashing-Under the constitution
all men are born free and equal.
Penelope-Yes, but they get married.
1'rr1th