The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1897-08-20

Charity 10 thihg ot peauty, even III Tue
eyes of the uncharitable.
The wisefool gets good deal Of amusement
out of those who laugh al HIM.
There will be more deficit than protection In
the FIRST year Of the new tariff.
The man who can talk Of nothing but him
self, soon wearies his audience.
1t is much easier to fall in love with : rich
woman than with one who is poor.
Iu Massachusetts, II costs $40 to wear q bird
in your hat, aud only s. for a brick.
Everything is prosperous in the West.
Even the chickens have large crops.
There are two things that cannot be spoiled,
bad egg and q street-coruer loafer.
II some men were as wise as they look, the
world would soon be revolutOnized.
Until last February ladies' were not permit
ted to ride bicycles in st. Petersburg.
A Georgia woman admits she drowned her
4-year old son because he was so ugly.
Married women should eschew the marked
attention Of other men than their husbands.
The holier man becomes, the more con-
scious he Is Of his own weakness and faults.
The traitor to friendship despises himself,
although no one else may know of his treason.
The so-called "chances" are all III favor of
the man who is bravely trying to help himself.
| There is but one spectacle sadder than a
neglected wife, and that is a neglected hus-
band.
| Awitty woman Is admirable, provided she
does not exercise her wit ON her lover or hus.
band.
Instead OF calling them old maids and be.
lated sisters they are now called postponed
brides.
Prospective Alaskan gold miners must re.
member that the walking is very poor in tina,
country.
No woman can long retain the love and re.
spect Of her husband unless she is 4 frst.
class cook.
The negro barber got the collectorship Of in.
ternal revenue in Georgia BY . close shave
probably.
According to the Detroit Free Press tn,
latest avocation Of the tramp is that Of "air
ship pilot"
A married man should reserve his ccmpli
mcuts for his wife. This course creates hap
piness for both.
Aman can conceal his lack Of hair by keep
ing his hat oh and his lack Of ideas BY keep
hs mouth shut.
New Jersey mosquitoes are larger than sveI
this year. Some we're shot in mistake fol
snpe the other day.
What 6ne thing II would be II some hob
i. byist could light upon the Golden Rule ant
ride it for awhile!
Mr.. Cleveland takes great interest in bas'
ball. Not enough to stand in front Of th'
pitcher, however.
II you get defeated for Office console your
self with the thought that "the post OF homo
Is the private station"
Treat dog well and he'll! never desert you
Treat a man we'll and newell, man differ
from dog in that respect.
One deed Of kindness, one act Of self-denial
is worth = thousand pious thoughts that neve
result In religious activity.
Governor Barnes, Of Oklahoma, Is accuse'
of farming out the Offices Of that Territory
o Barnes believes in well-flled barns.
Klondyks comes from the Indian name
"Tron dak," and means plenty Of 6sh. It's
good name; plenty OF suckers there now.
The miners claim victory. The mine opera
: tors are saving wood and saying nothing, au
the public can only guess which will win.
: Because the vineless potato has been in
vented q man Is kicking over in washingio
because the barkless dog Is not forthcoming.
The difference between su ice houss and
nice house is not appreciable to the averac
ear, nor 10 it applicable 10 the feelings jul
= now.
The Major Panghorn who declines the mil
:, sion to Bolivis, 10 a newspaper man, remsu
Der. Otherwise such = course would be inc,
K p'icable.s
Two deaths from mosquito bites are reporte
from New Jersey. In one case man blsd
death from bite. The other was that Of
= baby who was 90 badly stuuR that Il died.
d Fin pp each hour with what willIast;
i Buy up the moments - theygo.
The life shove, when THE 10 past,
Il 1s the ripe fruit Of hfs below.
Utah 10 going 70 build . monument to Drii
T. ham Young. II all bis children arc present
the dedication, thsrs. will b. very little roo
D. for The rest Of ~.
The snow and Ice Of Alasks and Britt
> America will cure many - Of gold fsv
= that was considered hopslsss before The appl
.. cation Of the rsss&.
" An Atlasta mal. named John Hmisk "
= soos call upon altl0os qniths Ia .hs wmId
.. contribute toward nsksiaceut building IA
.. erected 10 honor Of the name. The house 10
i cover ten acres.