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The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1897-07-31

The hardest things to believe are
those most true. The perception OF
things everlasting Is hard. So are
things In nature, but they are true.
Rev. P. s. Henson, Baptist Chicago,
Ill
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Paper flooring is used in Germany.
II is laid in pnsty mess, smoothed and
then pressed, Footsteps on IL are noise
lSss.
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Conductor Adams delivered his
charge to the superintendent at the
mills as he had agreed, but the recep-
ton she received at that dignitary's
hands was not exactly what poor Meg
had feared when she started from the
junction. And the reception the super
intendent gave the crew of the fiat train
when they came in to report was not
exactly what they had expected, either.
Besides the material appreciation
which the passengers on the accommo-
dation showed Daniels little girl, the
road took upon itself the duty of her
education, and, although Old Dan'elwas
discharged from active service, neither
lac nor his grandchild was allowed to
want.
Meg is now one of the chief telegraph
operators on the Iron Mountain road,
and although she will never be hand
some, red hair and a freckled face, and
even snub nose, cannot overshadow
her true worth to those who know her.
Union Signal.
The Holly chieftain., 1897-10-29
Confidence Restored.

The oriental gentleman in the side
show was smoking hubble bubble
when two sight-seers from the rural
districts passed. They paused TO adj
mirc his gaudy costume and watched
him with great interest as he paused in
his narcotic luxury.
I'D just like to know what they call
him. said the woman.
Hes advertised as n Turk | took
that to be short for turkey But don:
see anything abou, him that justifies
their putin sech IA statement onto the
billboards.'
EFF they're goiu' to palm him off as
a human turkey he orter have feathers
or claws or somcthin' like that" She
commented. The only difference I
kin see between him and other people
l. the way he smokes tobacker."
"Ef | was as skecred of gettin' clus
up to the weed as he seems ter be T
wouldn't smoke at all. And ANYHOW
don't believe he's smokin' tobacker
Hes just drinkin' lemonade through n
piece of hose"
As they turned away in deep disgust
at the delusions of life. the Mohammc
dan took long puff at the hookah.
The deep low gurgle arrested the mans
attention and he shouted:
Come back. Mandy! 'Tain't no
swindle. He amt got no feathers and
he amt got no claws. But there's no
denyin' that he kin 'gobble' most life.
like. ."-Washington Star.
The Holly chieftain., 1897-10-29
HER scoLolNG LOCKS.
She Tried TO oblige = Friend But she
Got AnEry AbOut IL.

Some people are absolutely devoid of tact.
One Of these is a youthful matron who,
wishing TO make her very dearest friend
mother Young matron-a birthday present,
uccided on the purchase of handsome pair
OF Shell side comhs.
Nothing could have been more appropri-
ate for the blonde tresses Of her friend, and
the yiver felt much pleased with her seiec-
ton when she went to call on her and give
her the pretty ornamt ats.
Il thought you would like tliem," she
said when her friend had admired them and
thanked her rapturously, you will find them
60 handy 10 fasten up your scolding locks"
What do you mean:" asked her friend, in
q surprised tone.
did YOU never hear of scolding lockss
They are the short ends of your hair that
arc always flying loose. They bother one
so much, but side combs keep them in or
der, besides being very becoming orna-
ments.
80 you think have scolding locks-then
must be scold. Thanks, awfully, dear.
but don't believe need any combs. Keep
them for your own scolding outfit" and the
face of the dearest friend" clouded with
anger.
Very we'll, Just as you like. Good by,
dear" and the donor of the combs snatched
them up and carried them home, where she
had fit OF Mysteries. And all because she
needed little tact.-Chicago Times-Herald.
The Holly chieftain., 1897-10-29

Stop" said Mildred. and she gath
cred herself up 10 a fuller height than
Johns eyes had ever before heheld in
her. She, too. was angry uow.
IF You have any charges to make
demand that they be definite and not in
base innuendo. You are very cruel and
also very insulting TO me. / shall not
remain in this house Tonight; nor re-
trrn to it until you have apologized." ."
And she swept from The room and from
Johns astonished sight.
4 moment later he heard he messcn-
ger call, then heard his wife give an or
der for cab. then saw her packing a
handbag. He intended doing so him
self. But somehow having her do hem
was infinitely harder to bear.
Mildred was very angry. Not Il
thing OF his" she said to herself as She
stripped off her rings and gathered her
trinkets. My purse. too. she thought.
and went TO the desk to Fl I'd ii. Her hus-
bnno had been watching for this. He
knew she would try to secure that let
Ter.
ON" said he. "you are n little too
late. You should have thought Of that
before"
These. to her. uumcauiug words. ut
tered with much concentrated bitter
ness. made her seriously doubt. his san
ity. She looked at him curiouslv. How
'Isc could she construe this incompre-
hcuSible fury? she pursued. The
thought had Gained her resentment.
she went to his side placed her hand
kindly on his arm. MY dear John"
said she. will you explain to nc what
all this means?"
He felt touched. and oh. how he
louged to take her to his heart: but that
could never be again.
"WiIl you first explain to me-" he an
swcrcd, trying to be hard and cold:
explain to me where you we're ycster-
day?'
Certainly he is mad" she thought.
and she tried to be very calm
"Ah, Yes. he went on. ''You can look
very innocent. but. woman. look at
that" and with tragic gesture he held
up the paper.
Mildred looked at it bewiIdered then
she read: Dear Frank" \ CLEAN of
light first came into her face. and grad
uaHy drcpcned into an expression Of in
tcrest and amusement. She understood
it all.
John looked TO see her crushed. de-
spairing and penitcnt; a.d instead he
witnessed this unaccustomcd. this cx-
traordinary change. and laughter
peal after peal of siiycry yl1ughter-rang
through the rooms. She tried to peak.
but could not.
John in his turn began TO thiuI, that
she was mad. Vt last. with tear, rum
ming down her cheeks. not from grief
tls time. she said:
"Oh, you dear silly-silIy thing. Oh,
you dear goose-that's my storv-and
was going 20 surprise you-nnd bring
you cvcr--evcr so much moncy-and
now you have gone-and ,poilcd"-and
here she began to cry in earnest. And
-you-haye - said - Such ~ cruel
cruel"
Her s0bs. together with Johns great
enfoldiHg arms. stified tn. rest. "Oh. my
angel. my angel, have been such a
brute. Can you ever forgive me ?"-N.
y. Graphic.
The Holly chieftain., 1897-10-29
WHY SOLDIERS WERE TOO SHORT
Prince bismarck MystiHed by Grill
cism of GcrImnn Trnnns

cism of German Troops.
Just at the time when vague reports
we're beginning to creep abroad that
Germany was meditating fresh ex-
tension of her frontier at the expense
Of Holland a Dutch officer of high rank
happened to be visiting the court O:
Berlin and among other spcctacles 70.
up to amuse him u review was organ.
lied at Potsdam.
What does your eNcellency think of
our soldiers?" asked Prince Bismarck
as one of the regiments came marching
past in admirable order.
They look as if they knew how to
fight" replied the visitor. grayely. but
they are not quite tall enough"
The prince looked rather surprised,
but made no answer. and several other
regiments filed past in succession. but
the Dutchman's verdict upon each was
still the same: Not tall enough"
Al length the grenadiers of the qua rd
made their appearance-a magnificent
body of veterans. big and stalwart
enough TO have satisfied even the giant.
loving father of Frederick the Great.
but the memorable critic merely said:
Fine soldiers, but not tall enough"
Then Prince Bismarck rejoined:
These grenadiers are the finest men in
our whole army; may ask what your
cNccllency is pleased TO mean by saying
that they are not tall enough?'
The Dutchman looked him full in the
face and replied with significant en-
phasis: II mean that we can flood our
country IL feet deep."-London Tit.
Bits.
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THE DOME Or PICTURES.

In little house keep pictures suspended
II Is not fixed house,
II is round. 1t Is only few inches from on"
side to the other.
Yet nehoId, 1t has room for all the shows OF
the world. all the memories!
Here the tableau1 OF life and here the
groupings OF death
WALT WHITMAN
Al. each man bears his DoIae Of Dream.
4 picture dome
Whercon are painted homrIy cares
Defeats and trIumphs and dsspaIrs.
a gallery thronged with wider themes
Than those OF Rome
The pictures OF this Dome Of Dreams
Are memories.
Young Barefoot wandering through the
dew
Through Gaisled nelds when NE was new.
BY woodland paths. by ll.e4 streams
And blossomed trees.
The picture OF a maid q. srhgg.
With floating hair.
Trau-fgurcd In the mist .s she
on that dim shore OF memory.
l.ifc's dewlness abou, her cool
And pure and fair.
The picture Of a road ,ha' leads
From an old home.
\ hoy that from a wooded swell
Looks through f-a tsars ana waves faF"
we'll
Then down through unknown hills anc
meads
Afar to roam.
The picture or the long. long way
tie travelled far.
Fair fruited hillside s!ln'IuE south
BAKED herblets upland smlt with drought
And night paths with no sleam Of day
without star
And pictures Of wide-zlccpinc wales
And storm tossed waves.
OF valleys bathed In MONDAY peace.
uf sheltered harbors OF release
Blue inlcts specked with -uuiii sails,
OF open graves.
And pictures Of fair Islands set
In golden foam.
And picture OF black wrecks uDcast
on harren Crags by many blast
But on Life paints more pictures yet
Upon that dome
Sam Walter Foss. In y Y sun.
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y,, Som. ycu Arc Weary.

A good many hundreds and even thou
sands OF long suffering husbands can bear
sorruwfnl testimony to the fact that this is
the sort Of catechisrn the wives OF their
bcsoms subject them TO every time they put
on their hats to 60 out in the evening:
Where are you going:"
Oh, I'm going out for few minutes
'Where,"
''Oh, nowhere in particular
What ior?"
.Oh. nothing"
Why do you 60. them
Well. / want to go, that's why"
DO YOU have to go;'
q don't know that do
Why do you go, them"
Because"
because what"
well. simply bccsuse."
Going to be gone long:"
NO"
How long,"
81 don't know
ANYBODY going with you"
NO"
well. it's strange that you can't be con.
tent to stay at home few minutes. Don't
be gone long, will you"
NO"
Sec that you don't"
This Is the reason 40 many marriage. are
dead fat fzzle and Philadelphia
Times
The Holly chieftain., 1897-10-29
He Raised the Win d.

The ship had lain becalmed in tropical
sea ior three days. Not breath OF air
stirred the mirrorlike surface OF the sea or
the limp sails that hung from the yards like
drapery carved in stone. The captain re
solved to wait no longer. He piped up all
hands on deck. and requested the passengers
to also come forward. Il must ask all OF
you he said. ito give ule every match you
have Wonderingly the passengers and
crew obeyed. The captain carefully ar
handed him his store until all had been col
lected Then he threw them all overheard
but one, drew a cigar from his pocket. and
striking the solitary match on the mainmas,,
endeavored to light it. In an instant fu,
rlous gale swept over the deck, extinguished
the match, and filed the sails, and the good
ship Mary Ann sped through the waves on
her course.-Philadelp phia Inquirer.
The Holly chieftain., 1897-10-29
Not One OF That Kind.

NO, Mr.. Hankinson," said Tommy
TO the young man who vas waiting in
the parlor for Tommy's sister. 81 amt
the kind OF a little boy you're always
readin' about in the papers what begs
candy from the felIers hat comes to
see Their sisters. Still. If you've got any
in your pockets I'd be wiIln' to take it,"
chicago Tribune.
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broke the Record.

Mrs. Suburbs-My dear our new
Kitchen girl is a marvel. She has been
here three weeks and husnh broken
single thing.
Mr.. Suburbs-lIasn't broken any
thing? | should say she had
Mrs. Suburbs--What do you mean?
MIR. Suburbs-Did we ever have girl
before who stayed more than three
iays?- Y. World.
The Holly chieftain., 1897-10-29
Hnd Hin, There.

IouW America Ito Young England,
on board of a transatlantic liner)-You
SEQ. our great Washington was the one
man on earth who never told lie.
Young England--Thcn how was il he
swore allegiance to King George and
served against the French?
(Calmly)-"I didn't say he never
swore. l said he never lied. London
Punch.
The Holly chieftain., 1897-10-29
TIE Proper Authority.

Hdsband-i think. my dear. l must
consult physician.
Wife-What for?
For some remedy ;or my dyspepsia.
[ have most horrid dream, at night"
Better consult veterinary sur
geon."
~ horse doctor?"
Yes. \ horse docto- should be the
best authority on nightmare."-Tit-
Bits
The Holly chieftain., 1897-10-29
Saal ItInu

Mr.. Bliffers-Beg pardon, Mr., Ham
mer. but can you tell me where my
VIE is seated? ] can't find her.
Mr.. Hammer (auctioucer)-She has
Tot been here to-day.
Mr.. Bliffers (wildly)-My! Ny! She
must he dead.-N. y. Weekly.
The Holly chieftain., 1897-10-29
Getting III. E.-n..

She-Wha' do You mean by circulat-
ing the report that live haud-io-
mouth existence. How dsre you?
Hc-Well. that was the way it seemed
10 me. Whenever call Gu you, you put
In most of the time yawning.-Indan-
npOlis .lomrnnl.
The Holly chieftain., 1897-10-29
A NnrnnI Wamnn.

Jinks-What IA foolish question. or
course my wife objects to my smoking!
Fiikins-Why how could | know?
Jinks-lou ought to be well enough
acquainted with me to know that
would not have married an eccentric
woman.-N. Y. Journal.
The Holly chieftain., 1897-10-29
One Form,

"Davie. what's friend?"
why. a friends some one yuh tell
things about yourself to SOS they can
tell about yuh to some one else
Judge.
The Holly chieftain., 1897-10-29
MEM Thing,

Miss Chatter-l knew you would be
mere to-day to see sister.
Mr.. Cuddler tinterrog. g.y-lntuition
Miss Chatter-No-obser You
always appear on the same day that
Ethel refuses onions at dinner.-.Judge.
The Holly chieftain., 1897-10-29

AN communications for tnn paper sncus
be accompanied by the name OF the author, noi
necessarily for publication but as an evidence
Of good faith on the part OF the writer. Write
only on one side Of the paper. Be particularly
careful in giving names and dates to have III
letters and figures plain and distinct.
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= suspIciOus.

Goverucss- Why don't you eat your
consomme. Bertie?
Bertic-'Cause | asked Harry what
became OF the cook papa discharged,
and he said she was in the soup
Puck
The Holly chieftain., 1897-10-29
Sure Death,

Shells widow engaged the oh
Hush Quartette TO sing at her hus-
bnud's funeral
He-l suppose she wanted TO uvoid
all possibility Of his ever coming ia
life.-N. Y. Journal
The Holly chieftain., 1897-10-29
W ly

Tenant demand rebate on my.
rent. Your darned old water-pipe
burst, flooded my cellar. and my chick
ems were drowned.
Landlord-Bu'. my dear sir, why
didn't you keep ducks s?-Philadelphia
North American.
The Holly chieftain., 1897-10-29
Had Thought OF That.

Young man." said the elderly gem
;.cman in choking voice, ''she is the
only daughter / have"
Yes" acknowledged the young man,
That is one reason thought | would
like to marry her."-lndianapolis Jour
nal
The Holly chieftain., 1897-10-29
P.riis Of society.

Your daughter. madam, is suffering
from general functional arrangement"
"There-I've told her often that at
tending all them functions d be the
death of her."-Louisville Courier
journal.
The Holly chieftain., 1897-10-29
Caught At Inst,

She-I've been trying to catch thai
MIR. Huggins in an untruth, and be.
lieve I've done it.
He-Well. you ought TO be happy:
you've been trying to catch him for
good many years.-ionkers Statesman.
The Holly chieftain., 1897-10-29
no unnrcc..nr. pi.plnx.

Let me see-last Saturday was Miss
May Tewer's birthday, was il not!
How did the day pass of?
1T passed off quietly. 1t was her
tortieth."-Chicago Tribune.
The Holly chieftain., 1897-10-29
Reads Tint w.x

II didn't know that Deacon Good
committed suicide"
"He didn't. Who said sop
This obituary says that he walked
fearlessly down into the dark river
Chicago Record
The Holly chieftain., 1897-10-29
Not what she Meant.

Mrs. Pnryenu-Ies, I'm proud to say
ihat my husband has made his mark.
Mrs. Hautton-How singular! He
writes such "a nice hand now.-BrooS-
Iyn Life.
The Holly chieftain., 1897-10-29
An Even Exchnuge,

Author Husband (trving to write)--My
dear. why don't you take up the study Of
German!
Wife-Why. JOHN. what do you mean?
We'll. my dear. ! mean that you might
then give the English language much-need
ed rest Judge
The Holly chieftain., 1897-10-29
A word Of w.rainx,

In buying diamonds, let's not haste.
But watch lest dealers trick us,
For oh. they have some made of paste
With which they love to stick US,
Il. A. w. Bulletin.
The Holly chieftain., 1897-10-29
Domestic Curves.

'Pusher is furious"
whats the matter"
He was arrested on suspicion OF being
a scorcher."
"Well-isn't he:'
NO; that's baby buggy stoop he wears"
Detroit Free Press
The Holly chieftain., 1897-10-29
m shnuII xo

II should think baseball would be a
iery popular game with the girls"
why SOP"
"Why. they usually take SO naturally
10 diamond."--Chieago Post.
The Holly chieftain., 1897-10-29
two Tcrr,,,I. Animals.

We hnd II hard to keep the wolf
Away from our front door.
Bui sometimes MS harder SIN
To keep away the bore
y Y Wor.s
The Holly chieftain., 1897-10-29

Now comes that TRYING time OF year
Whose woes each benedict can tell.
When madam sheds the scalding tear
Because her Jelly failed to jel.
Chicago Record.
The Holly chieftain., 1897-10-29
A FIttInu Head.

What sort of a head shall | put on
his story about the fellow who was
tnrred and feathered?" asked the new
'eportcr.
How win He was a bird do?" sug-
sested the court man.-Philadclphia
North American
The Holly chieftain., 1897-10-29
Ii is made for it. St Jacobs Oil
Cures Neuralgia-soothes and strengthens

Attorney tsternly witness wiH
please state if the prisoner was in the habit
OF whistling when he was alone?" Wit
ness-'l don't know ] was never with the
prisoner when he was alone Columbus
Dispatch
The Holly chieftain., 1897-10-29

Fits stopped free and permanently cured.
No fits after first days use of DR.. Kline's
Great Nerve Rcstorer. Free s. trial bottle 4
treatise Dr. Kline, 933 Arch ST., Phila., Pa.
The Holly chieftain., 1897-10-29
A Friendly Tn.

Hewitt wear out good many hat.
in the course Of year.
Jewett-Siop talking through them.
Town Topics.
The Holly chieftain., 1897-10-29
Onered In Evidence.

Judge Ito plaintiff in divorce)-You
say this woman induced you to marry
her while you were intoxicated. do
you?
Plaintiff-Look at her, your honor.
and judge for yourself.-Harlem Life.
The Holly chieftain., 1897-10-29
Generally.

Old nature oft is contrary.
Deal with her as you may:
The man who talks the most is he
That has the least to say.
Chicago News.
The Holly chieftain., 1897-10-29
A Sensible View,

He--kissing is unhealthy.
She--One can't expect to be well all
the time.--Town Topics.
The Holly chieftain., 1897-10-29
wbcr. ,c,.,c, com. 4,

DO you feed your baby scicntifical-
lyg
Yes; it takes science to keep his
grandmother from stufying him to
death."-Chicago Record.
The Holly chieftain., 1897-10-29
rhougi,tless Girl.

Didn't Miss Sprocket's father die las,
nonth?"
''Ies. Wha; of it?"
Why the unfeeling creature never
has had the decency to have the frame
Of her bicycle painted placs. Chicago
Post
The Holly chieftain., 1897-10-29

Medium-The spirit of your wife is here
and says she never dreamed OF such happi.
ness since You two parted.
The Man-Tell her feel the same way
Life.
The Holly chieftain., 1897-10-29
Mamma. Numerous Duties.

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mouse. and she acts hungry. Plenss
come and cook il for her.-N. Y. Week.
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The Holly chieftain., 1897-10-29
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Hit hard. bruised and sick.
Used st. Jacobs Oil; cured him quick.