Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1897-10-23
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ki5hs onc Oi my Century runs. Miss
xpray-Oh. do try IL now. should SO
TIE 10 scr you!-Detroit Free Press.
He love you madly. Shc--Thats
what you have already told my friend.
H.-Hcs, hut since then have grown
rs,ore sensible.-Fliegende Batter.
-Ncvc- marry woman unless she
will follow you round the world" III
} had money to 20 round the world. l
wouldn't marry until got back."-Chi.
caso Record.
Impossible People WHOM were you
just now walking with. Edith? "No.
body. mamma" That's what I sus.
rsSted. You must drop him at once"
Detroit Journal.
Pedestrian Have you no occupation?
B.xyar-Yes. sir; I am a collector OF
rare coins. You haven't got u spare
tsn-1ollar gold piece about you. have
u?-Philadelphia Record.
Bcbiin-Wagley has had his bicycle
'<;ohsn. Looley-1s that so? Well. he
has the consolation of knowing that Its
loss may prevent him from getting the
bicycle bnck.-Roxbury Gazette.
''Doc.s your wife object to your stay.
ing out 80 late of nich,sI" "a little:
but what really raises her wrath Is for
pc 10 come home so quietly that she
ssr~su't know when I got in."-lndian.
arp,is Journal.
Jibson-I thought you could keep
sN.rpi? Jabsor-So I can. Jibson-
why didn't you keep the secret l told
a la. L..n I,,. unl,
when you told 1t. 1t ceased to be Sc
crei.-Puck.
s;3frcr--,.uccr could never stand pros.
Isfiiy. Bland-Why? Gaifcr-.Iust as
s.s,S - lie began tV make money. the
lo,isc swooped down and arrested him
FOR conntcrfeiting.-Phi North
American.
foil sou what am going to give you,
for want 10 surprise you on our we'd.
ding day" Tell me quickly. then. for
fbe greatest surprise would I've to see
yon ,sscping your word."-Journal
.AsrOSiat.
JcDks--Doctor. have n frequent and
Intense desire TO kiss young and beaut!.
fnl girls. DO you think ought to get
married? His doctor-No: under those
circumstances you'd better not get mar.
ried.-'The Yellow Book.
Il have read repeatedly" said the
ssssi-"ycd young man. ''ncvcr 10 ask a
young lady's permission when you
wished io kiss her." well. I hope you
sh,fnt." said his friend. mo. didn't:
b,t the young lady. I think. does not
read the papers. Puck.
II am afraid" said Maud. thought.
fully. that Willie Wibbles will never
come hcir again." Did he go away In
Al pci?" nsl;cd Mamie. 'Wcll. some Of
him did Just before he started. my
dear llttlc dachshund bit piece ont Of
Observation-Disclosures Star.
what n lovely bouquet" "Ycs: I'm
taking Il 10 Mrs. Wells. rs this Is her
lsY,isiay.' But I thought you were
not on very good terms with her now"
Neither I am. but this Is her fortIeth
birthday, and she knows thar nm the
only enc who knows Judy.
-SLny I ask" said the stranger. "what
that parry Of men Isl" Certainly" re.
plses! DaTinger Dan: ''lts u vigilance
rnmm,t.cr. III you happen to think Of
~. you might ask me ag'in In fifteen or
twenty minutes" "Wili 1t be something
s.isa. Jhen?" "Yep: coroncr's jury
Washington Star.
..DId you get an invitation to that
little blowout Nudge l. going To givcy'
III haven't yet. What sort Of an affair
Is itT' HE told me over the telephone.
and Z am not quite sure whether he
SAIL stag party or Jag party" Real.
". now. what IL the diffcrencey'-In.
siiHnApOlls Journal.
n minister who formerly preached In
s>omprvillc had u little boy. a few
Alsys b.sfOrc his father left the city ia
;.ys I'D his new parish one OF his neigh
ansrs said to the little boy: 80 your
father u going to work In New Bedford
~ he:" "Oh, no." he said; "Only preach
--somervllle Journal.
.yliss Passleigh has had exceptional
sS.ia, advantages" said one yOuna
woman. "She has been presented ia
the Oss.en." Its strange that ! never
hs.,ri OF It," replied the other. "Oh
-sh.. never mentions II. You see, II Oc'
snrrssi "a soon after her majcsty's cOro
nation" -WashingtOn Star.
Traddlcs-Don't bother yourself try
Ing TO invent u lying machine, old man
1f you want To make hit Invent q
kicking machine. The InventOr-Wha,
syonid I do with IL? Traddles-Why
set IL MP where 1t will catch the crowd
on the way home from the races
Town Topics.
\ colntry curate calling on the great
lady Of the village introduced his newly
'nsiTric-i wife as IA poor thing, madam
bur mine own" whereupon the lady
hooking mon the curate severely, re
piled: Your wife ought TO have intro
.iuced you as poorer thing, but mine
owner Time and the Hour,
"Do you think your sister likes me
Tommy "Yes, she stood up for you
at dinner" stood up for me. Was
anybody saying anything against IneT
NO. noihin; much. Father said III
ailul=lIt you We're rather n donkey, bu
sis got mp and said you weren't, ant
cold father he ought 10 know betteI
t!ian 10 judge a man by his looks
Household Words,