The Somerset reporter., 1897-08-05
TIE WHOLE system feels the
effect OF Hoods Sarsaparilla-stom-
ach, liver, kidneys, heart, nerves are
strengthened and SUSTAINED.

George" laughed MunchauseD, tell the
truth, old chap that cherry tree and Ratchet
story wasn't true was it?"
NO it wasn't said Washington. at was
grossly exaggerated What really did was to
cut down an oak with papercutter.'
Il always recommended Or. Fowlers Ext of
Wild Strawberry in cases of summer complaint
and have never known ii to fail. You may use
my name {. A. West, druggist, Rainsbo-
rough, ..
Great Expectations. Zone never knows what
to expect from a woman" alas. no! I ex-
pected a fortune when married
81 was run over by lumber wagon. Did not
expect to live. Vas terribly bloated. Ny
and was cured. We have great faith in Or.
Thomas Ecleetric Oil S. Mrs. VIM. +. Babcock,
NOrsell Jackson Co, Mich.
What large features she has?" "Yes, don't
believe it would be easy to stare her out of
countenanCe"
Elizabeth Y j.. Oct. ~, 1896.
Ely Bros Dear Sirs-Please accept my thanks
for your favor in the gift of a bottle of Cream
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can thoroughly recommend il for what 1t claims
# directions are followed. Yours truly,
No clergyman should be without it, Cream
Balm is kept by all druggists. Full size soc.
Trial size 10 cents. We mail II.
ELY BROS, IS Warren ST N Y. City.
His little mistake. Miss Beautigirl (ceyly):
Fraug tpassionately1: Loaf you, sweet err.
reature, Ianalyze you"
Healthy. happy children make better men
and women of us all. A little care and little
planning before birth is often more important
than anything that can be done after. on the
N others health ana strength depend the life
and the future Of the children 4 weak ard
sickly woman cannot bear strong and healthy
children. Most of tint weakness of women is
uttt rly inexcusaole Proper care and proper
nee lClDe viii cure almost any disorder OF the
feminine organism. DR. Perce's Fayorite
Prescription has been tested in thirty years OF
of practice. II is healing, soothing, strength
ening. 1t is perfectly natural in its operation
and effect. BY its use, thousands of weak
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nave been made mothers of strong and healthy
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send u cents in One-cent stamps to Worlds
Dlspensary Medical Association, Buffalo. NY,
and receive DR.. Pierce's 1908 page Common
Sense Medical Adviser profusely illustrated.
Teacher; How many bones are there in the
human body" Pupil: ~ don't know, l haven't
learned to ride wheel yet
For over Fifty Years,
MRS. WIHsLow's SOOTHING SYRUP has been
used for over fifty years by millions OF moth
ers for their children while teething, with
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sold by Druggists in every part Of the world.
Twenty five cents bottle. Be sure and ask
for Mrs. Winslows Soothing syrup" and
take no other kind, ly3s
She: "a woman marries a man to keep him
indC ors. He And a man marries woman
to keep her in hats"
A man on tandem, with his wife or sweet
heart on the front seat, always has something
pleasant to look forward to.