New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-01-26
THE TALK or THE DAY.


ish Historical Society will he held in Baltimore to-
morrow
t2obson ,per,I9sveiyNi wouldn't il / were you.
old man. Selling liquor without license Is eN-
tremely risky Observation-Disclosures Chronicle
Professor Frederick W Card. OF the University
OF Nebraska now in Washington. says OF that IN
stituton: 1T Is modelled closely after Cornell Uni
versity and conducted along the lines that nave
made Cornell so justly famed For several years
mast the attendance Of students has averaged
about fifteen hundred. young women being au-
nltiDd on equal terms with young men. 'o-euu-
cation has been a success thus far and has got
past the experimental stage. Some time ago the
Phi Kappa Society was organized IN the
university All coegiars know that the quaIihca-
lions for membership therein include a hlgh
standard Of scholarship. Now. 1t happened tha'
though the young women OF the university were
not so numerous as the males. more OF the girls
were able to become Phi Beta kappas. This was
not the result OF favortism, but was determined
solely by merit"
stand ,ha; there Will be no insubordlnation toll
rated in this jail while am old ID mSn We wan,
YOU 20 understand that II you don't treat us easy
vouvl fnd yourself out OF Job. ~
Jailer-What do You mean by taking 20 me i'Ae
that -, o,,,,ons
tok.s IL inter DER heads TO respec' the law an
line the ranks cr morality. derc Won DE 10 Jalis
Ter mend vour manners old chappe. or We'll furn
IN an reform. an den Yer name i Denhis-lbos-
ton Courier
An association OF leading business men OF
birmingham. Admission. Montgomery NashViie
and other southern cities has decided to estab-
Iish n permanent Southern immigration bureau In
Chicago An Office will be opened at the Great
Northern Hotel. in that city. II Is proposed as a
part Of this plan. 10 cooperate in promoting the
tennessee Centennial. which will attract many
persons 10 the South. The Chicago offices will be
made the headquarters FOR advertising the South
and calling the attention OF the business men or
the Northwest TO the value and importance OF
moro extensive comm ,rcial and industrial rela-
tons with that section.
A Southern Manitoba man who moved 70 Mon
,ana few years ago started payA on ,b wall
OF his shack: -Four miles from nelgnnor SIX
teen miles from postoice tWenty-Ne mllTS from
a railroad. fourteen miles from a sch iS JUS
forty-one miles from church; NJ mics ron ron,
imher ~ mes from Of 'n ms from I Hides the
same distance from poodthlr''y hu.i-p,eea'
God Bless our Home Gone back . TO- Manitoba slnrt
'Kincardine NIont) Review.
.1he washington Post" notes. curious In
stance Of what politics may do. the fact that
Kansas bleeding Kansas. the state OF the Old
soldier. whose population contains as large a pro-
norton of veterans any other State. has Sc
lectcd an ex-Confederate soldier ior its United
States Senator.
Young Writer ito Editor OF Monthly Review
II YOU think my article SO good why don't you
Eiitor-fecause nobody vould read IT II did;
Young Writer-But you mad an article by the
Duke OF Ditchwater In your last number and you
put his name 10 II; ,, ,- :,
I extraordinarily. but NOBODY WoNid nave read ~
| II 1 hadnt-tPick-Me-Op
",nonc other pretty myths and traditions" says
si- Waiter Re=ant. Il fear shall have TO give up
ina, Of Grub Street; Ny friends. there any
Grub Street The ragged poets did not take Garsets III
Grub Street That street Is now called MI until
quite recently there was little square court open
ing ont OF Grub Street. In which il would have been
A Measure TO live a. any time Vel. but how did the
legend arise? Pope invented Il. Pope delighted 70
heap scorn upon minor bards and. since nothing
! easier than to put on an appearance ana air OF
scorn ne has been initiated ever since. A; the pres
ent day il j. the distinguishing mark OF sign OF a
minor poet that he must assume an attitude Of scorn
toward other minor poets with as lofty superiority
as Pope himself
The Minis,er-My dear madam. let this thought
/ console Won for your husbands death: Remember
that other and better men than ne nave gone the
Bereaved widow-They haven't all gone. have
! they :-iTt-B.ts.
When The Aberdeen journal celebrated its
l5rh anniversary recently. II declared that II was
founded by Contemporaries OF Benjamin Frank
lin The hrst number contained an account OF the
battle Of Culloden The Journal" was weekly
TN ls7s when II became a Conservative daily.
Miss Towney din search Of the idyc. al last
meets a real live shcpherd)-Pray tell me. gentle
shepherd where thy pipe.
The Gentle Shepherd left II ~ come. mum.
cause amt got no 'baccy-'thips
recen, issue OF a Greenvi.le Ky paper contained
ih. following letter OF correction from reader: Il
d.-r. TO make A correction Of the account published
In your last weeks relating 20 my marriage. Il
was stated that when was married had my
World. Far son This Was mis.Akc ] d.l not
have on my Worlds Fair soX Al that time but wore a
pair o. cotton sox that presented 10 me by my
grandfather Colonel Jacob Leigh Ny grandfather.
who was soldier Of ;hc War o. l>2. had worn them
AZ the great battle OF NewOr'ans and he gave them
10 a. relic
\ Fine Arrangcmeui.-' See here. young man.
b said the stern father ~ YOU doa't come home
| earlier after this IN know The reason why
Glad 10 hear II. governor. that VIII save all cX-
plantations on my part."-lDetro!t Frse Press.