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The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1897-10-22
THEN DON'T WATCH The POT

! WATCHED po< 1sver boiIS. and z
Watched clock never goes Nothing :
quick enough for impotence Minutes,
hours and days are mere words after
al We zre kzppy-z day IS but n
hour. We are uI<erabIs-a1 hour Is {
day
Frou the sumur o. 1880 TO The an
CEIly EezEsr 7 consulted Doctor after
and busy people but 10 Mrs annie
1I-rrnz II seemed like one Of those tre-
Esc5oUS geologic periods thar the
I=GrE=5 uz talk abo1r- For II wzs
measured b. weary heart-beats and
footsteps taken II pain Her trouble
began q It begins with an UncoUnted
UuIri-Eis a EouH-tte tired and
Iz1zu55 feeling The disgust with food
th= distress after eating TIE coated
torE-e- Lhs grinding pain 81 the pit Of
the stomach. the Nausea and vomiting
q acid finds. elc-G dreay list
Writing q tEE experience recently.
she SAYS After Z tine I had 50 uuch
distress that EeTer wanted anything
70 eez- the very sight oE II made ne
~ GA-EL
sleep % others bUE Eo- 70 ue- I vas
I1T. uize-zbIs- and WON cut and
would Sit for hours al alone wishing
fcr II cozDeny- And then O. ns-TOus
WY tia Slightest noise startled ne
Two terrible years q this I vas
EEzgE=5 through IN that tine I last
tG-r st1zz IN weight growing co1til-
uzIly TeakE eirs1lre-1 Doctor AFTER
Gcczcr- b1- they EEs LIT able % Do
IA any reaI sDod- I tried change q air,
y=- VS. disappointed IN nv hope Of
any z6Fzz-zge from e I only last
Eouzf. and beczne uoFs and UoEs
f=eSIs
TEel cane unexpected help N
Sep-Ezte-. 1852. Esig1bor q nine
t1IG II q the gDod Mother SefzeI'E
Curative SFrup lad do1e tsr, and
uz=5 Es % W II I lad heard this
Es6iefrs vel sPaEsl q for years.
Sill ( rad 10 faith that II would ter=
II NJ II ~ en-GIEioa- H0FeTer. ny
husbeEd z0t H the SyrEp frou De-by.
and sf-Er I Rad TAKEN T. few days
felt better I eozId sat ozce more and
nv food agreed With uz After had
E5=1 three h1tti=s vas Z rev EoEzE
H-Es MI and I hzFE te1 n z0od
health eTzr siEes- Non I recommend
Ets SEr-P 70 al ogr e1ztnnETs and
frisnfz- and 30 Gos nv tEshsld--
To1rz trufE fSfEsd]. ANNE DUT-
TON EoEtiEghzu Rad BorToEzzh
zssr DernT. Octo5e 9Th 1899"
As 20 tEe opening sFuPtnrz, the
narrative q Mrs. SzzzEEzt Duross 4
t5sztiezI With that q Mrs D1rtnn, 20
ne zesd 1T r=pez1 thAu
II Ocrntsr 1850 says Mrz- DE1rlse,
7 Rad s.hoEt Mother S=ig=F= syrup IN
Z little tooE I z0s Z bottIe- and after
tzH1z + sEsr- tine I Ezs vel zz
eFer. sIthcaEh 7 ass = gs1rg 0Jd- Ny
6zEEEtsr. ~ho suffered trcz weakness
ard neuralgia. took the syrup with
great heEsSt- 7 know nzny others =ho
have been erred ty II sfrer all otter
mans lad failed Tourz truly
fS5Ea53. STSAENAH DTROSE-
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1897-10-22

Hawthorn Cottage. EorrowsSh. near
Derby, October sgh. 1SsS>~
The latter lady would be called very
old. as she Is Il, Snd. SIS lives average
nowadays, she Is old. Few es US. per-
hAqs roae, have sny hope q living as
long SIS she has, Why mott the days
q our years Sre three score and ten. =
says David, Bat most % the race fail
10 reach 70. while many exceed &C..
There is no lSw. nc saies. on the sub
S~cr. We sire each entitled 70 live as
long as ws can. Sn6 10 BE IS happy rs
We CAR srG both 6eps16 (acoideats
excepted ec health, SGG health means
tAs continued natural action o. the d.
geStive process.
And that Mother Sefgel's Curative
syrup promotes tAet 3 host OF Wit
nssSss in England alone hare testified.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1897-10-22
HAWAIIAN HISTORY.
Events That TranzPired IN Month
OF CstO-er.

II EzEzIizz history th=re have bee1
~E eTzz-= C Interest E1let have
Ezrrez=,5 II the Uo1EE q 0-z1eher. and
a. r1z q days q this yezrs Octodsr
ara aae- NJ Il night uat o znIzz 10
P-1Ezt Gs Important dEG tLz- hare
rzzzz B-zc= b=rEeez th= yzsrz I5z7 al
1851 WIKI thzz ezIn=zE Eizl0riz1- Al
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Oc-s5a ltzts zos csr1z1I, IsIs-Ths
s1o-l-i1z Ct EEe kan LEz -Aiz1e- ?
Els t1EZzLly F-ucLz11=d troz Ez=zH
20 EzzL
Oc1o6g e. Is-HaeplllEzue uzr-
ri=5 y Rev W RIetzrr5s C EsEzEhs5-
Ezl=L zzorE=r WIDOW of EzzeEz1-esz
Z and =s-zr u EzzEEEzEz
l,--a1er t5zrs ut eer-zEz3. ls-
TX crzE e ne Br51zz EEzI=shfu
Dzzi=I Czpt1 BeEIe- eEzck thz
hose q RsT M Riehzr5z- Il Lzhzf-
IA EZr ara EsEEEe1
Cero1eF g1zrs EOE esEtzfal. Iszs-
TEs Tzi-s5 Sczrss ship Pear5ck- Czg-
Czt=slF J01ss- arrives Il Eoz1IEIr-
OerCeer t1zrs E0- csrzLnJ. 1877
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1897-10-22
Pacific Well Boring Co.
(LIMITED1

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contemplate boring wells. win serve
their own interests by consulting the
above Company.
Estimates furnished. Charges strict
ly moderate. Faithful work guaran-
teed.
Tel 665. P. o. Box l7k
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1897-09-03
THE sTENooRAPHER's DESK.


Some Of the Many Things Kept By He,
There.
Should the X rays be thrown upon
the desk of the average pretty stenog.
rapher it would reveal q condition 81
things quite in keeping with the small
boys pocket, only for variety and
uniqueness know that the desk would
far outrival the pocket, says the New
York World.
I didn't have X rays. but got a
glimpse, nevertheless, inside of one OF
these desks the other day. The owner
is young and fair and daintily formed,
with big. saucy, blue-gray eyes that
look coquettishly over the rim of pair
OF extremely becoming eyeglasses. You
may see her tripping dcmurely along
any day during lunch hour in the neigh.
borhood OF Cedar street and Broadway.
This is what saw:
A jackknife. cake Of violet-scented
soap, a bag of kisses (candy ones), a
box OF camphor pills, II box of (face)
powder, safety revolver (unloaded),
u package of love letters, bottle OF
pickles, pair of goloshes, a little porc-
elain teapot. package of tea, box
Of pepsin tablets, bottle of olives, q
jar of jam. a box of charcoal tablets,
a copy of Carmen" with a newspaper
criticism of n well-known actress kiss
as bookmarker. French grammar,
dictionary. n hair-crimper, an old
shoe. n jar Of cold cream, a box Of
scented writing paper. n pair of skates,
q pair of stockings, IN opera bonnet,
bottle of tonic, and . hundred other
things.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1897-09-03
MAUSOLEUM IN AN OAK.
Recently Discovered In Germany In .
Venerable Tree.

Recently Discovered In Germany In .
Venerable Tree.
One OF the most curious mausoleuns
in the world was discovered the other
day in an orchard at the village Of
Noebdenitz, in Saxe-Altenburg. A gle
gantic oak tree, which storm had
robbed of its crown, was up for public
auction. Among the bidders happened
to be Baron Won Thummel, scion of u
family of ancient lineage, that has
given the world of literature one charm-
ing poet and the Fatherland many dis
tinguished statesmen. The baron.
who lives in neighboring estate, had
ridden to the auction place quite acci-
dentally. Finally the tree was knocked
down to him for 200 marks. Upon his
arrival at the castle he told an old
servant OF his purchase, describing the
tree and its situation. The old servant
said he remembered attending the funer-
al OF Baron Thummel 20 or so wars
ago. and that the body had been buried
in thousand-year-old oak, belonging
to the parsonage.
Investigation clearly proved that the
orchard had once been the property of
the village church, and that at one side
OF the old oak was an iron shutter,
rusty and time worn, that the people Of
the town had always supposed to have
been placed there by some Joker or
mischievous boys. The iron shutter
proved to be the gate to the mausoleum
OF Baron Hans Wilhelm vor Thummel,
at one time minister of state of Sake
Altenburg, who died in 1s4, and wished
to be buried ''in the one-thousand-year
old tree he loved so WE'LL" In the hol-
low of tree Baron Hans caused to BE-
built sepulcher of solid masonry.
large enough to accommodate his coffin.
The coffin was placed there, as the
church records show, on March ), 1924.
and the opening was closed by an iron
CRATE. In the course of time wall Of
wood grew over the opening, which had
been enlarged to admit the coffin and
the workmen, and for many years it has
been completely shut, thus removing
the last vestige Of the odd use to which
the old tree has been put. The tree
has still some life in it. The coffin in
which Baron Hans reposes has on one
side grown to the tree, the dead and
the live wood joining together in eternal
embrace.-St. Louis Globe-Democrat.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1897-09-03

j. L. Stackhouse and wife, of
Yakima, are visiting the family of
Dentist McDermid this week. He
was here some five years since and
may conclude to return in the
spring and locate permanently as
architect and contractor.
SO REWARD will give ten
dollars reward for the delivery at
Days livery stable at Grangeville
of a dark brown horse weighing
about 400 lbs, shod all round, no
brand, one ear split in center,
which left my place on the reser-
walton about two weeks ago.
10 J. ROAKEY.
EsTRAY.-Came to my place on
Salmon river, about August 1, 1896,
one bay mare, about 8 years old,
white star on right leg; weight,
about 100 Tbs; branded z on right
shoulder. Owner can have same
by proving property and paying
for this notice. S. RHETr,
Freedom, Idaho. lila
Prospectors, miners and others
headed for the Salmon river coun-
try will find one of the best select
ed stock of goods in the county
to select from at White Bird
LEO FREIDENRICH.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1897-09-03
HAS TWENTY HUSBANDS.


Row . Clever English Woman swind1H
WeL-to-D0 BschelorA
The cleverest marriage swindfe It
modern times was perhaps Miss Evelyn
Leal. a really MISUNDERSTANDING Eng
lishwoman. She has been married and
given in marriage at least 20 times dur
ing the last three years, while she has
been affianced us many times more dur
ing the same period, and in every case
has succeeded in obtaining handsome
presents of jewelry, which she has i'm
mediatcly sold for what they would
fetch. Her system, says Lippincott's,
was to write to some rich bachelor mer.
chant in the provinces, offering to in.
troduce him to the widow of an English
nobleman with q view to matrimony.
Strange us it may seem, many of the
provincial merchants took the bait,
went to Paris, were, introduced to the
"widow OF the English nobleman," al
lowed to escort her to the theatcr, make
her presents of flowers the first day,
gloves the second, while on the third,
suggested it, she would quietly choose a
wedding ring, with IL handsome keeper,
accompanied by diamond necklace,
brooch. and earrings, all these to con-
stitutc her wedding present. Then she
would disappear with her jewels,
change her clothes and name, and start
the same game with another victim the
following day. She would sometimes
have two proposals of marriage on hand
=, 4 -
upon the frailty of human nature and
the great dislike the victims would have
to being publically exposed to ridicule
for having SO simply been taken in with
the promises of the fair Englishwoman.
Now she is being boarded and clothed at
the expense of the French state, which,
upon the recommendation of the aus
tere magistrate, has engaged to take en-.
tire charge of her for the next 10
months
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1897-09-03
OUR COUNTY CORRESPONDENTS
They Chronicle all the Happenings
Of the Biggest and Greatest
County in the State.
Denver Items.

Denver Items.
j. S. Parker is back from Mos
COW.
Will Zehner leaves for Spokane
next week.
jaw Rhoades returned from Elk
City Sunday.
J. J. Murray returned from
Pullman Friday.
Mondays rain settled the dust
and cooled the atmosphere.
Robt. Schleicher and J. Wilkin-
son, of Lewiston, are with us a few
days.
j. L. Weber did business in
Grangeville Friday; while there he
bought new wagon.
H. M. Glidden and wife visited
J. j. Pulse and wife Monday on
their way to Florence.
Postum Patterson was seriously
injured Monday by his horse rear
ing up and falling backward on
him.
The new post Office at Green
creek with B. Stubbers as p. M,
now established on the reservation
north of here, will be quite con-
venience to this rapidly settling
community.
Our freighters are enjoying
harvest of golden eagles, the result
of handling the quantities of min,
ing machinery that has come in
this fall. A railroad in here and
they could be kept busy hauling
from the prairie to the mountains.
Crops around Denver that have
been threshed are exceeding the
most sanguine expectations both in
quality and quantity. Frank
Risley threshed 40 acres last week
that went 62a bushels per acre,
Barley is averaging away up.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1897-09-03
Jacks bad arm cut at Downs saw

Jacks bad arm cut at Downs saw
mill some weeks ago, but which
is improving nicely. By the way
we learned this week of an almost
similar accident to Frank Wright
at his sawmill on Lawyers canyon,
his arm above the wrist being
caught in the planer.
Bob Hickman made a trip to
Nez Perez the last of the week.
He reports that country as looking
fine and the town as progressing
nicely.
Sam Newell has quit driving
and is going into Elk where he
will remain most of the winter,
Felix Warren taking his place on
the stage.
Our school closes next week for
the season after a four months
term. Miss Florence Babcock, the
teacher, having conducted a very
successful school.
A heavy wind Monday afternoon
disarranged the telephone wires tc
some extent about Soldier Meadows
but Felix repaired them Tuesday
morning on his trip down.
Freighting continues to be very
lively, especially for harvest time,
when the freighters generally are
busy on their ranches. Hamon
pulled in Friday with load o.
freight for Westlake.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1897-09-03
Advertised Letters.

List of letters remaining uncall-
ed for in the post Office at Grange
vile, Idaho, August 81, 1897; adj
vertised September 3, 1897:
LADIES LIST.
Miss Gertie Bickford, Miss Bes-
sic Goodwen, Mrs. NJ. B. Goodwin,
Mrs. Helen F. Lyon 2; Mrs George
Whitney.
GENTLEMENs LIST.
re Alkire 2, RIO Baker, J III
Bussey p G, Geo Bartlett, Charles
Bimerick, Charles Cotton, Henry
Cook, j M Dowdy, r M Downey,
Ed S Decker, Anton G Dahl, II
Gage, w M Grant, Alfred Hart
man, Issac Irwin, 81 Leitch, J O
Long, B X Maxey, George Milan
Chas Norwood, Wallace Orr,
Thos H Phillips 2, Geo G Porter
P G, w G Prater 2, John Terson
DIR Geo Wood, J Zimmerman,
Aben Gustave.
J. G. CARRIER, p. M.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1897-09-03
Westlake Items.

Fires in the heating stoves are
strictly in order this week.
G. NJ. Day and wife stopped a
few moments Sunday on their way
to Grangeville.
Chris Theissen, of Lewiston,
passed through Tuesday on the
way to the prairie.
Smith and Horton commence
this week cutting their grain
which looks very fine.
Harvesting is progressing nicely
hereabOuts, and farmers are get
ting ready for threshing.
A fine rain Monday night layed
the dust for harvesting and should
start the grass on Salmon river.
Mrs. George Lake and son
Arthur returned to Lewiston Tues
day after six week visit on the
mountain.
Andy Dixon and John Bohart
are both negotiating for threshing
machines. One a steamer and the
other a horse power.
We understand that Mr.. and Mrs.
]. G. Downs, of Willow creek saw.
mill, have returned from their visit
to the Palouse country.
J. B. Rice will commence shing-
ling his residence in a few days.
When completed it will be house
for this part of the country.
Mrs. Blue, of Mason prairie, is
very low with typhoid symptoms.
Her husband who is harvesting at
Pullman was telegraphed for.
A. J. Bledsoe and family went
to Dayton, WASH, Sunday for a
few weeks visit. Mr.. Pettijohn, a
brother-in-law, came up to drive
the team down, on account Of
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1897-09-03

| Greg No. 275.)
| TN THE DISTRICT COURT OF THE SECOND
1 Judicial District State Of Idaho, In and
| for Idaho county.
| G; A. Leighton, plaintiff, vs.. Delos Carr, De.
Hattie Mcfarland. his wife and ]. p Vollmer
and Wallace Scott copartners as vollmer &
Scott, defendants
The State Of Idaho sends Greeting to Delos
Carr. Delilah Carr. Jerry Baker, friedrich J.
| Mcfarland Hattie Mcfarland his wife, and
+. Vollmer and Wallace Scott co partners
as vollmer Scott, defendants.
| You are hereby required to appear in an &C
tion brought against you by the above named
plaintiff In the District Court OF the Second
Judicial District S's'o - Idaho, in and for
Idaho county, and la .Lswer the complaint
filed therein within ten days exclusive of the
Gay ga OF service after the service on you Of this
served without this county, but within this
District, within twenty days; or II served else
where, within forty days.
| The said action is brought to obtain decree
OF this court for the foreclosure of a certain
mortgage, described in the complaint and exc,
his vile, on the LIST day of November, 1894, to
secure the payment OF a certain promissory
note Of the same date for the sum OF SIS, given
semi annual installments of ~ 10 each on the
iirst days OF each May and November following;
ana IL Is alleged that no part ofthe same OF
intefest tnere0n has been paid except the first
two installments; and that all tho Remaining
lnstaliments have become due by reason OF the
ae' ths IN the payment Of the due
I
1896 and first day of May 1897, under the terms
OF said note and mortgage.
Plaintiff prays in said complaint for judg-
| ment against said Delos Carr for Sixty dollars.
together with In terest thereon at the rate OF II
per cent per annum, from Nov. LIST, 1894, as
pr0viued In said note and mortgage an attor-
ney Zee OF Fifty dollars and the costs of this
That the premises conveyed by said mort.
gage may be sold and the proceeds thereof ap-
piled to the payment of said principal interest,
attorney Zee and costs OF this action and costs
o. sale, and In case such proceeds are not sui.
hcient to pay the same, then to obtain an exc
cut1on against said Delos Carr for the balance
remaining due, and also that the said defend
ants and all persons claiming by through or
under them, or either of them, may be barred
and ioreclosed of all right, title claim lien,
equity OF redemption, and interest, in and to
said mortgaged premises. and for other and
further relief and II you fail to appear and
plaintiff will take default against YOU and an.
ply TO the Court for relief demanded In the
Given under my hand and Seal of the said
District Court of the Second Judicial
District, State of Idaho In and for Idaho
SEAL. County, this 10th day OF July in the
year OF our Lord one thousand eight
hundred and ninety seven.
A. W. DARLINGTON, Clerk
BY ". n KNOX, Deputy.
f. 4. FoGG, Atty for Plaintiff ll.l6
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1897-09-03
Keuterville Items.

II. w. Tefft started his thresher
yesterday afternoon.
Lewis Elsensohn and wife went
to Grangeville Saturday.
A. P. Tefft made a trip to Lew
iston the last of the week.
August Schultz visited around
here few days the past week.
Born, to Mr.. and Mrs. John
Hattrup, Aug. 81, 1897, a son.
Frank Wright got his wrist bad
ly cut in the planer at his sawmill
one day last week.
We had a heavy shower last
night and all signs are favorable
for more rain to day. Most of our
people would like to see good
weather for month yet.
Keuterville, Aug. 81, 1897.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1897-09-03


1t is always gratifying to re-
ceive testimonials for Chamber
lain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy, and when the endorse
ment is from physician it is es-
pecially SO. "There is no more
satisfactory or effective Remedy
than Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy" writes
DIR. r. E. Robey, physician and
pharmacist, of Olney, Mo-; and as
he has used the Remedy in his own
family and sold it in his drug store
for six years he should certainly
know. For sale by G. A. Bone
brake, druggist.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1897-09-03
FRENCH PENAL COLONY. ..


Terrible .Islands of Safety to which
Hardened Criminals Are Sent.
The Islands Of Safety" are three In
number and lie few degrees north Of
the equator, off the coast Of French
Guiana. They ore covered with dense
tropical forests. The climate is some
thing dreadful. For eight months Of
the year, from November to June, rain
falls continuously, the annual average
measuring 1870 inches. The mercury
never drops below IS degrees Fahren-
heit, and during the four dry months
it mounts to lis degrees. It is said
that to stand bareheaded for moment
in the blazing sun is sudden death.
Add to this foul-smelling vapors and
poisonous exhalations, and you have
truly q murderous climate. Here
France has begun to send her
anarchists and her traitors. Compared
with the Isles de Salut, New Caledonia
is little paradise.
The exiles are generally shipped in
the Bay of Biscay. Dressed in convict's
garb they are taken on board trans
ports and confined in great iron cages
on the spar deck, each cage holding 30
prisoners. Here they remain huddletl
together like slaves, during the month
it usually takes to make the trip across.
When the transport reaches the Isle
de Salut the prisoners are taken to u
place known as the camp. This is a
clearing on which are Ia number of large
huts, strongly constructed and IRON
barred. Inside are swung rows of ham,
rnocks. The atmosphere in these huts
is fetid. and singing insects and ver-
min render any but the sleep of ex-
haustion impossible.
On his arrival at the camp the exile's
name is dropped and he becomes known
| only by n number. Then his work is
assigned him, and killing work it is.
The newcomers are set to draining
marshes and clearing land - a task
which in such n climate is we'll calcu-
lated to break their spirits" the
avowed intention Of their taslsmasters.
Clouds of singing insects hover round
their heads as they labor, nipping red
ants swarm over the exposed portions
| OF their bodies, the blazing sun tor
ments them, noxious vapors choke
them, deadly serpents terrify them,
and in some cases inflict mortal
wounds. Under the terrible strain
some of them soon go mad, others com.
init suicide, while others. trying to es
cape, find death from the rifles of the
guards. And what would escape from
this camp of horrors mean? Ninety.
nine times in the hundred it would
mean death from starvation or fatigue
in the forest, death from wild beasts
or death from the poisoned arr ows Of
the natives, who are given liberal re.
ward for every escaped convict's body
| Boston Transcript.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1897-09-03
BOYS READY WIT.
eeves Him from Feeling the Herule Of
tho Mastcr.

Saves Him from Feeling the Herule Of
tho Mastcr.
Two instances of ready wit are cred
tied to the editor of the British series
OF PUBLIC men Of to-day. When q boy
Mt Uppingham he was detected at a
Greek Testament lesson with q Bible
ON his knee, from which. of course, he
was cribbing. His class master stalked
up to him. What have you there, my
boy" The boy, seeing no escape was
possible, brazened it out with: "a
book. sir, Of which no one need be
ashamed" He, too, is credited with the
famous reply to the dean Of Trinity col
lege. Oxford. He was being hauled up
by the dean for some audacious breach
OF college rules and made a perfectly
glib and satisfactory excuse. mo, no.
sir" said the dean, shat won't do this
time. You told me the exact opposite
last term" II know did," said the
culprit, "but that was lie."