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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1897-05-07
PRESIDENT KauEaEn Of the Trsnt.

PRESIDENT KRUEGEn Of the Trsnt-
vsal is not losing mis- reputation as "a
clsver diplomat. N Notwithstanding
tho claim that England has decided %
make war upon the Bler republic, and
has gone long way In mskiUg
preparations therefor, President
Ktueger has avoided giving the
British ministry cssus belli, anu
seems la fair way to continue hi {
success In that line. In the present
stale OF affairs, about the only thing
tnat remains to leave England abso-
iu.ely without cause for hostile
demonstration against the Beers wouli
be request to submit TO arbltratio n
KIueger's demond for indemnity foI
me Jamieson raid, and Britain
would have to accede to the request OF
be placed in most unenviable light
before The nations.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1897-05-07

ing with wonder at the Aprroachine
train. In an instant he calculated tho
distance between himself IN the child
and between the child and tue train.
Bending low over the handle-osr. he
started on his eirand OF li.t- saving.
The engineer saw the little ooe, and
blew his whistle to alarm her. Ii looked
as II the engine wouli win, but, putting
on IN extra spuri, Long dashed over
the crossing Just low yards ahead Of
the pilot OF the engine. The train
hands were hanging over the cars
with biauched faces. When Long
passed In 'front.' OF tue engine he caught
tue child 10 his arms. The trainmeu
burst iaio yell OF delight rhe mo.
meBtum OF the bicycle was so gtea /
mat l. NJ could not manage II, aud 1t
daskeI Into gutter-man, child am
bicycle in mlx-lp. The child WIS
little frightened, and ran Oft nome.
rhe BICYCLE also cams out OF the affair
with ut u scratch, buI Ling was pail
July iplused about the legs. Hssayshe
dues MT want another such expert
ence; for though he knew the train
was ne Dg cnecSeu, ne real z ID that 1t
could not be stopped before reachlog
The place where the child was. sand 10
The bicycle rider 1t seems to take an
hour to go the distance. When Long
hi nd ata rtal In thu racp IA .aW that In
lose 1t meant to loss his life also, so
that his run then became a race fJr
Two lives, aud he WOO. 1t was an act
of heroism In which the bicycle de-
serves credit for sf BIRDING the means
OF eaviDg the bsby's life.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1897-05-07
Ii Is An AIRSuIP.

From the telegraphic report from
Nashville, Tennessee, 1t appears that
Professor Barnard OF that place really
has an airship that will do something.
The vessel sailed out fifteen miles and
returned eleven, when the supply Of
gas failed, anu the aerial navigator
was compelled to descend, VIII ich he
did In safety. That the vessel cannot
overcome oil the mir currents Is sh wn
by the fact that sudden gust OF
wind broke one Of the spans OF the
ship; but even the stron geet steam.
ship Ia sometimes at the mercy OF
tho sea, and in this case terra
firms was regained without injury to
the occupant. A further and excellent
opportunity is given, In the continued
use at the expedition, to ascertain what
The Barnard ship will do. AS lis &C.
ton IL described ~ present, II looks as
II another step had been taken toward
an achievement reasonably certain OF
attainment, when men shall Ny
through the air as well as skim over
IT, surface Of the waters.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1897-05-07

And every bit OF relief Is part OF cure
that will stay cure. Use Bsllard's
Horehouud Syrup and note how quick.
ly you are cured and how well you feel
sfterward. Specific also for Whooping
Cough and Group. John Comm, KiI-
win, Kansas, says: "Whsn 1 began TO
use Bnllard's Horehound Syrup for
Consumption the Doctor had said that
| would die in few days. Am now
up and around. Have no more pain
Ia chest OF lunFs." Price % and so
csuts. No be eft, no pay. Sold by
u. @. M. l. Drug Dept.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1897-05-07

When tine liver is sluggish all other
organs are involved. You suler from
Constipation. BiIiousness, Jaundice,
Heaiache, Indigestion, Pain III Back,
Chills anu Loss OF Energy. You Will
never know how promptly these
troubles can be cured until you use
HERBiNE. 1t cures quickly when
other remedies utterly fail. Regulates
the Liver, Purlfes tue Blood. HER
BIEE is Harmless Vegetable Il mrdy
that gives new lie ami e1erEy RlmOst
rom the first uose. Prlce 70 Gents.
Free Trial Bottle at z. q. 81, L.
Drug Department..
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1897-05-07

RbsumRtlsm, Neuralgia and other
painful affections are now as easily
cured as they were once hard to cure.
Science has learned what pain ia and
Billiards. Snow Llniment 10 the result.
Cures Stratus, Cuts, Bruises, sun
Joinis and Contracted Muscles. Pen.
etrates to the very Bone and relieves
almost from the moment It touches.
When IMMINENT is needed, you owe 1t
to yourself to get the beat. The dealer
is authorized TO guarantee this one.
Price 80 cents. Sold by q. g. M. 1.
Drug Dent.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1897-05-07

Tho commiltee on de1igns OF "a o
Pioneer Jubil e are drsitous Of seen
nl n "a Of all nations. Parties hav.
In. tl,es are requested 10 cOmmuui.
cre with tie undvr,ign d.
MIS- CORA FooPiR
ttsfmsn Commit, . On Designs Utah
Pioneer jubilee.
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PATENTS AND PENSIONS.

WANTED - INVENTORS TO KNOW
w that Fitz Gerald 4 Co, tho old. respon.
tible Patent Lawyers OF Washington II. o.
Patents procured fer inyeItorr; no advance
Zee required BOOK On patents iree. Tells
you how TO make fortune. Trade marks So.
or write fi,z.G0r Id and Co, Altorneys
O'Meara blook sAlt Lake.
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il, and the earth is concave. then lis
premise is the greatest discovery of
modern timos, and IL will be the system
OF the twentieth century and for all
future ages.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1897-05-07
oPTlClAN.

IVA hard TO solve I invite dlficult csses.
rests fret. Moody, expert, Constitution bldg
AN EXCLUSIVE OPTICAL, sToRE
IA eight years experience; W. u. Rushmer
manufacturing optioian. Il West 2nd south
street Eyes examined for glasses tree
Special Lenses ground 10 Mt the eve.
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SALT LAKE SILK FACTORY.

ITO THE PUBLIC. BEFORE PURCHAs.
i ing birthday or other presents can at
SIX Factory. u East Third south st,, and see
chiefs
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PHOTOGRAPHERS.

uAvE YOUR PICTURE TAKEN AT
Il Olsen faldmo's Photograph Gallery,
Wasatch block. corner Of Nam and second
South First class work from 81, 90 and up uer
doz. Avail yourselves Of this chance while
hose prices last
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The rxws is on ,aio at the principal Hotels, Hovs
Stands and on all passenger Taius leaving the CIV
after D p. m. daily.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1897-05-07

r GUHss SOME OF YOU WHO WANT
/ hotels are AFRAID to come TO me to AK
house for information. Your letters are Tor
warded to me TO answer. lfyou want MOTEL
and mean 1t. come to me and you can do bnsi-
ness. W. T.. LAbD,
T. o, Box 37l frogrehB Blk.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1897-05-07

ID EST STOCK OF PANsIEs AND DAISIES
ID in the city. Floral designs on short
notice at stanford & sons. cor. south Temple
And 18th West,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1897-05-07

eubsoribers changing tneir place OF residences
should always give former a. veil a. present al
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1897-05-07

VF you GOULD SEE sALTAIR COTTAGE
L city TWO years hence you Won certainly
take a couple OF b ocks at $40 per lot ] am
now figuring on contract for 90 shade frees
TO be set out on this ground In the early spring.
W. E. LADD,
5C3 Progress Block.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1897-05-07

DID YOU EVER STOP AT THE BoLEi
- House at Mercur. II You know the rep
utation OF the house and what Its trade Is, now
ia the time to make some monty II you want q
hotel lie house is FURNISHED complete and
you can buy the whole layout for one.hah its
W. 4. LADD.
to3 Progress Block.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1897-05-07

A CouPLE GOOD CHAMBEU MAIDS OAS
IA get work at The lempleton-
CooD GhRMAN OR SWEDISH GIRL 10
VI do chamler work. Wasatch bldg. 2ll
Main street
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A FINE ASSORTMENT, FOR SALE BY THE
fOF SALE

HAY FOR ALE CHEAP. s!i-OAsH
IL down will buy stack of lucern hay.
containing ma OF best fret cutting Uniy
onc.half an houf's drive to the place No lsi1
on 18th tAst, noar 18th South.
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MISUNDERSTANDING

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SALE sMAN W ANTED.
MALE HELP WANTED.

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A Ii KINDS or SECOND HAND GOODS
IA bought. Highesi cash prices paid at eu3
state ST See me before you sell
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wANTgD-HsLP.

TT YOU WANT WORK, READ DAILY
i our ''whnts'in Tribune and Deseret News.
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WANTeD-MIs cELLANEoUs.

VXTANTED YOU TO MAKE AND SELL
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XTouR CLOTHES TO CLEAN 81 PER
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NEw AND SECOND HAND FURNl-
~ ture, wagons, bugges harness, etc. at
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A THOUSAND SUFFERERS FROM EPI.
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discovery. A positive cure guaranteed.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-01-02

Let the people be not deceived;
the object and desire of the sound
currency men is to fasten and main
tain the gold standard with free.
trade upon this country.
With this view, the club starts its
appeal to the people That, there has
never been a time when educational
work was so needed as at present,
not alone on the money question:,
for that is practically settled, In the
minds of the members of the club,
but the tariT-yes, the tariff must
be kept alive, to distract the people
and blind them to the vital issue.
This is evidently the new plan of
restsFing confidence, for it is evil
d~entahat the result of the late cleo
ton does not prevent bank and
other failures, therefore something
new must be brought forward.
If we are to have the gold stand
ard remain, then by all means let us
have free trade, for this will be best
suited to the Rocky Mountains,
and according to our selfish de-
sire. But we are far from advocat
ing any such principle or policy for
this country.
-"The Rockies have stood by the
protective" principle and still stand
and will fight for it. Not selfshly,
not sectienally, but in its widest and
broadcast sense.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-01-02

The fact is however that ninety
per cent of organized lhbor voted
for the silver movement. Intimida-
ton and coercion has no terrors for
union men. 1t has been resorted to
too often by their oppre ssors, and
had therefore, no effect on them.
The labor vote for gold came from
the ranks of unorganized and uned-
ucated workingmen. 1t must not be
overlooked that but one-sixth part
of the workingmen east Of the Mis-
sippi- is organized. The concen.
trated power of wealth, combines
and trusts has had the effect Of ruin
ing thousands of unions. The hood
lers in the labor unions of Chicago
and elsewhere have the unenviable
record of turning thousands and
thousands of laboring men from the
ranks of labor organizations, and not
until these boodlers are driven out
will more thorough organization be
effected. The democratic and pop
ulist state and county committees
in the east and in the middle west
are loud in their praises for the
strong support they received from
organized labor. Had this support
not been forthcoming the strong
showing of the silver forces would
have been materially lessened. In
New York city $4,000 votes were
gained for Bryan through the efforts
of the labor unions. Organize and
educate the workingmen of the land
and increased votes for free silver
will be the result.-Ho1ne Industry.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-01-02

The Bureau of Finance having
completed it's work submitted its
financial report to the Silver Bow
Trades and Labor assembly. An
auditing committee was appointed
and the books and accounts of the
bureau was carefully and thoroughly
investigated, and everything was
found in order and all receipts and
expenditures accounted for. The
report shows that S13,73S was col.
lected from the workingmen and
business men of Butte, Neihart
Granite, Phillipsburg. and Norris
The work accomplished by the Blu.
"a of Finance speaks volumes fol
the enterprise and determination o.
organized labor in furthering the
interests of the people.-Home In
dustry.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-01-02

The HERALD is the recipient of an
invitatation to the inaugural ball Of
Governor Smith which is to take
place or January 4 in Helena. We
are glad to be remembered by the
committee but are sorry we will be
unable to be present on this notable
occasion owing to other pressing du.
ties. From the interest 'taker
throughout the state in this socia.
event and from the large number o.
invitations issued, we predicta CRANE
success of the undertaking and fee.
that it portends a successful admin.
istration under the new governor.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-01-02

So much has already been said on
the financial tariff issues that we
feel like asking pardon for again
abiding to the subject at this early
date after the election. We have
been told that these questions have
been settled. The Reform Club of
SO Williams street, New York, which
did so much toward educating the
people on these questions and bring
ing about the late result, seems to
indicate that these questions are still
live issues. Their circular letter of
Dec. 1896, is before us in which
they say; "There has never been a
time in this country when education
al work upon financial questions
has been so needed as it will be in
the immediate future. In that view
it is urgent that adequate prepare
ton be now made for work during
1875"
The "Silver Craze" then is not
yet dead.
In another part of the anne letter
WE find this; "In addition to its
advocacy of Sound Currency our
Club is opposed to a protective"
(as distinguished from a revenue)
tariff"
The masses may not relish the new
course of the Club at present, but in
time they will be educated and will
look at it in a different light and be
pleased to thank the Club for its
patriotic act?
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-01-02

The restlessness Of the Spanish
government is evinced in its desire
to foster a so-called home rule, upon
Cuba. 1t forsees the inevitable, and
seeks to enlist support, or to fore.
stall Cuban recognition. Whether
successful or not in this design, it is
certain hat when home rule reign.
in Cuba it will not be served ala.
Spanish.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-01-02
A representative of the Hawaiian

A representative of the Hawaiian,
government is in Washington, en-
deavoring to secure annexation of
the islands to the United States.
This move is made to save the gov
eminent from the hands of the Jap
anese, who far exceed all other nat
ionalities in number, and are work
ing to secure the right of vote,
which if successful would force out
the Americans who are now in con-
troll.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-01-02

Some women can make a man do y
thing he chooses.
Women talk about "jeweled garters"
o good deal oftener than they wear
them.
When a girl has q silk petticoat on, it
makes a frou frou. If it's only alpaca,
1t merely rustles.
A woman will walk by a dead dog in
the street with tears in her eyes and
three stuffed wrens on her hat.
The average girl grows up with the
idea that every other man she meets
goes through life thinking how he would
like to kiss her.
When a man keeps telling a woman
how much he loves her, 1t either boree
her to death or else she can never get
enough Of it. 1t depends ON the mar. -
New York Press.
An Obstacle.
Hewitt-Why don't you marryf
Jewett-Do you suppose l can afford
to keep two wheels?-New York Sunday
Journal.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-01-02
STATE NEW

Denver mining sharks fleece east
ern goldbIgs out of 100000.
Charles Slack, a miner is shot and
probably fatally injured at Butte.
Boston street railway managers
discharge 700 active union employees.
White men in Arkansas make a
raid upon negroes killing about 20.
Butte football team defeats the
Olympics, CALIFORNIA; crack team.
Assets of Merchants National bank
of Great Falls bring $4,000 at auc-
ton.
Black Hills is enjoying another
boom. New and rich discoveries
cause considerable excitement.
Five masked robbers hold up an
express messenger at Independence,
Mo. Secure considerable booty.
The United States gunboat An
napolis was launched at Elizabeth,
Dec.-23. Ut ''
Mary Dawes residing in Virginia,
falls heir to $1,00o,o 900, left by: a
former husband.
Ex-Congressman Hatch, Of Mis-
souri,. died of brights disease on
Dec. 20. .c-.
Scab miners murder a union mar
at Leadville. May cause serious
trouble. 81.
A passenger train on the Alabama
and Mineral railroad runs off a trus-
sci, killing n people.
Fire damp kills IL men and ser
iously Injuries several more in a coal
mine at Princeton, Ind.
Cattlemen and sheepmen on lower
Snake river, Col, are threatening to
exterminate each other.
Peter Maher put out Steve O'Don-
nell in 80 seconds before the Great
or New York Athletic club at Cony
Island.
The filibustering steamer, Three
Friends, m out victorious in a
fierce battle with several Spanish
war vessels.
Col. Jack Flagg, of Wyoming,
famed Is a rustler, has formed a
company of 100 cowboys to fight for
Cuba.
Charles H. Grim Of Clear Lake.
Iowa, defeats DR.. Carver in a match
shoot at 100 live birds, for the Amer
lean championship.
Strategy.
Eyes" said Mrs. Gimp as the doc,
closed behind the new maid, she's the
most reliable girl I ever hired. OF course
she isn't a beauty So
"Well, I don't know about that - In.
terrupted Mr.. Gimp with some sudden.
ness. 1T depends a good deal upon
what you consider beauty. The girl has
a lovely eye, hasn't she, Briggsr"
"a fine eye" said Briggs.
"And a beautifully rounded arm. Die
you notice her arm. Hriggs?"
at was a nice arm, " said Briggs.
At this moment Mrs. Gimp arose sud
denly and left the apartment.
Say" said Briggs, "what in thun
der
"Listen!'' said Mr.. Gimp.
The sound of voices in alteration
come from the direction Of the kitchen
MRS. @. is disoharging the new
girl" said Mr.. Gimp.
"Bnt I don't see," said Briggs
"what''- tFa
"The truth is" interrupted Mr.
G;o,D Esfho poDc civil nou1dpiS -hroiI 4
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-01-02

a wrong impression seems to ex-
list regarding the stand taken by or
ganized labor in the last election.
1t is generally believed by those not
conversant with the facts hal or
gained labor did not vote for the
free coinage of silver as it was ex-
psetsd to do.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-01-02

If any body thinks for a moment
there will be nc pops at the inaugu-
raj ball, he is mistaken. Governor
Smith does not drink champagne but
some of his friends do.--Standard.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-01-02

Several South American republics
would like to recognize Cuba, but
prefer to have Uncle Sam take the
lead.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-01-02
Terms OF Subscription.

Notices for the HERALD must be in
not later than 1 p. m. Friday.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-01-02
So Chal iged.

Jones-You know Brown By sight,
don't you?
Smith, did, but be fell of his wheel
yesterday. Town Topics.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-01-02

We note a change in the manage
ment Of the Townsend Messenger.
G. II. Eaton will hereafter edit and
conduct that organ.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-01-02

Eastern banks continue to bow to
the wave of prosperity.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-01-02

The Weapons.
81 kin lick any man in the placei'
He was a tall, raw boned, red nosed
galoot. with long hair, a SLOUGH hat,
high boots and a flannel shirt. Both hip
pockets bulged in an angular and ugly
manner.
When he entered the barroom, he let
the door close with a crash.
~ kin lick any man in the placel''
He distributed a comprehensive scowl
among them all. Then he walked the
whole length Of the bar, took up a po-
sition in front Of the icebox and elected
a thin, swift stream Of amber tobacco
juice.
II kin lick any
A young, light haired, blue eyed fell
low bounded up in front Of him with a
strange ~suddenness.
"Supposing you commence on mep"
suggested the apparition.
The galoot looked steadily into the
clear blue eyes. Then his wandered over
the full, broad chest, slender waist and
springy pose of the 200 pounds of &C.
tivity in front Of him.
"All right" he said shortly.
"Where's yer checkers?" And then
they sat down to a quiet little game. -
New York Sunday journal.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-01-02
THE MELANCHOLY DAYS.

1.-THE MELANCHOLY DAYS.
The melancholy days has como
Who said they wasf 'Tain't so;
Fer everywhere
r. There's somethin fair,
And bammy breezes blow.
i Is melancholy days the kind
That hazes into nights
When punkin pies
Looks to the skies
In open faced delight
Air them the melancholy days
When spareribs, crisp and brown,
Jist strike you where
Your feelin's air,
And fit you like a crownf
Who says they're melancholy days
When elders gettin hard
And you kin tell
Jist by the smell
Them's d%oughnuts in the laFdf
What's melancholy in the days
When mince pies, nice and hot
And juicy, too,
Air begin you
To eat 'um on the spote
Is these the melancholy days
hen heaven comes here belowf
Jeeminy janet
It's mighty plain
That poet didn't know.
W. ]. hampton in Chicago Times-Herald.