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The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1897-05-29
HAM AND EGGS.
CHARMING MUSIC.


man with an eye for the odd went
IN took q seat and was waited upon by a
Young woman.
you have music here?" he asked.
"From eight n. m. until IL, and from
four u. IN. to six." she said.
"Why not all day."
"From about 1880 &. m. to one p. m. is
the rush. We have to keep the custom
ers moving. If we lad music then the
| customers at the tables would linger
and we wouldn't do as much business"
"Your sign indicates that music is
furnished with ham and eggs only. III
should order bean soup would get any
music with it?"
The young woman became confused,
but the customer assured her that he
was not trying to be funny.
docs it make any difference how the
epps are ordered" he asked, "as TO the
music that is furnished? l know that
when you speak of ham and eggs you
think of the eggs in that state which is
described as turned over or sunny side
m But in my own case should not
want them that way. want my eggs
bard-bcled In that case what would
the orchestra play?"
ut amt an orchestra"
We'll, what is the music which you
furnsh-it makes no difference to me. l
like even jew's-harp."
DO YOU want ham with your hard
boiled eggs?" she asked, evading the
customers query.
THAT is what wish to know. Your
sign conveys the information that your
ham and eggs and music go together. If
there is anything in the meat line l
abhor it is ham. If do not order the
ham | suppose do not have the music.
OF course, could order the ham and not
eat il, but that would not be fair. You
certainly do not wish me to pay you for
ANYTHING do not want"
"'rhe music plays just the same, no
matter what you eat" said the young
woman. having got second hold on her
you don't want it,
But tho sign says ham and eggs and
charming music
well, just told you that you didn't
have to have ham if you don't want it,"
"Thcn the sign does not mean what it
says"
"Eou can't get no music. nohow, this
time o day." she said. mo difference
what you order. 'Tain't the time o. day
for music. If it's music you're looking
for You'll have TO come in later"
Then you have deceived me. shall
have to 60 to the opera for my music and
get my hard-boiled eggs elsewhere. Do
you know that your place is obtaining
money under false pretenses?"
And this is why there was a sign. 1t
is not there now. The proprietor re-
moved itafter he had heard OF the funny
mans idiotic remarks.-N. y. World.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1897-05-29
SHE MADE A GREAT MISTAKE.
Thought She Would Make Tom Hap
by. But Both Are Vow Miserable.

by. But Both Are Vow Miserable.
Daughters of wealthy men who fall
III love with their fathers employees are
not entirely restricted 10 novels. There
is Il Chicago merchant whose conf
Dental man has for some time been a
sutton for his daughters hand. There
is another departure from tradition in
the fact that his love affair is not as
violently opposed as il might be. He is
thoroughly capable and upright fell
low and his prospective father-in-law
probably doesn't see why he wouldn't
DO gust as well as n club man or perhaps
anobleman for his daughters husband.
VI course, the two lovers like TO be us
much as possible in each others com
pany, and try all sorts of little schemes
and inventions to bring this happy state
OF affairs about.
The other evening when the young
man, whose familiar name is Tom, called
at the home of his fiancee. she was per-
fectly radiant.
oh, Tom, have just the best piece
OF news to tell YOU" she said to him.
indeed" was his reply. Tell it to
me right away"
i know you will be so glad did it,"
she continued.
Did what?"
I'm going to tell you all about it.
Papa said this morning that he was GO
ing to California, to be gone a month.
He said I'd enjoy the scenery and the
climate, and he thought there wasn't
any trip that I'd like so much. Oh, he
wanted me to go awfully bad, but just
thought that / wouldn't see you for a
month, and so l took stand. / must
nave made so excuses. Finally l told
him that I'd promised to go to Cousin
Maude's at Lake Geneva, and that just
couldn't break my promise. So at last
ne let me off. twas hard work, and I'm
almost afraid l made him angry, but 1
knew you'd be so glad"
"Yes-um-of course" responded
Tom.
We'll, you don't look half as glad as
thought you would"
Vol" he began,
Then you're not glad" she said in a
tone of mixed surprise and disappoint-
ment.
We'll, no, darling" he said, "you see
I'm to go with him."-Chicago Times
Herald.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1897-05-29
HARNESS FOR FRIsKY COWS.

head halter has its strap, or rope, pass
down between the forelegs, where it is
attached to a surcingle. 1t is held close
to the throat by strap about the neck
midway. The animal thus cannot get
his foot over the rope when feeding.
A bit of rope about the neck will an
swer. Make this harnes fit so the ami
NAL can raise his head to level with his
body--a natural position-but no high
er. He must throw his head back IN
order to jump.-N. Y. Tribune.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1897-05-29
To Whom II MAY Concern.

This is to call the attention of the public
to the fact that the Wisconsin Central
Lines have two fast trains daily between
Chicago, st. Paul, Minneapolis, Ashland,
and Duluth, touching all the important
points in Central Wisconsin en- route. The
Company has thousands of acres of fine
farming lands in Northern Wisconsin for
sale. For complete information on this
subject, address Jas. c. Pond, General
Passenger Agent, Milwaukee, Wis.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1897-05-29
TENNESSEE CENTENNIAL.
The Lowest Rates Ever Made to an
Exposition In This Country.

The Exposition in commemoration of the
hundredth anniversary of the admission of
Tennessee into the Union is not a local af-
fair by any means. 1t far surpasses in ex-
tent of buildings, beauty of grounds, inter
esting exhibits and number OF both foreign
held in this country, with the possible ex-
cepton of the Columbian of 1893 Located
as it is on the main line of the Louisville &
Nashville Railroad it is in the direct line
OF travel between the North and the South,
and can I've visited en- route with loss of but
little time. The extremely low rates that
have been established make it cheaper to go
this great show, while its own attractions
will well repay special visit. Write Mr..
c. p. Atmore, Gent Pass. Agent, Louis
vile, KY, for matter concerning it.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1897-05-29
Try Grnin-O! Try Grain-OI

Ask your grocer to-day to show you a
package of GRAIN-O, the new food drink
that takes the place of coffee. The children
may drink it without injury as well as the
adult. All who try it like it. GRAINO
has that rich seal brown of Mocha or Java,
but it is made from pure grains, and the
most delicate stomach receives it without
distress. IA the price of coffee. l5c. and
25 cts. per package. Sold by all grocers.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1897-05-29

determined
cradle experience treating female ills with
complaints and being ang
her detail of their suffering
In this she was able to for them what the physicians unable
simply because information
the little
lief
successfully treated by Mrs Pnam
training
physician world
hand to assist in the all kinds
the irritation
This therefore,
Mass is able to do for the ang
family physician therefore
who will to fora ADV
establish beyond E.
pound to female diseases
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1897-05-29
A Gana Mnn tn KNOW.

The man who appreciates the differ
ence between good and bad roads may
be said to have "horse sense"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1897-05-29

When man gets shave and hair cut,
he looks as good as new.-Atchison Globe.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1897-05-29

A mechanic has great contempt for any
body who cannot do the same bit of work
as well as he does.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1897-05-29

When bilious or costive eat Cascaret
candy cathartic, cure guaranteed. l0c, 25c
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1897-05-29

When man is trying to experiment. he
does not want to be asked about it.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1897-05-29

II stiff and sore, st. Jacobs Oil will cur,
you. Won't lose day, The cure is sure.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1897-05-29

| am entirely cured of hemorrhage of
lungs by Piso's Cure for Consumption
Louisa Lindaman, Bethany, Mo-, Jan. s, a.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1897-05-29

Knocked out by lumbago? It's becaus
you don't cure it with st. Jacobs Oil.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1897-05-29

Some people would rather be deceived by
their children than he told that they dis
obey them.-Washingto Democrat.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1897-05-29

Boys carry their grips conspiculouslv, so
people will ask them where they are going.
Washington Democrat.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1897-05-29

The wasted mental force would do al
the work in the world.-Ram's Horn.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1897-05-29

Till man can judge whether they be
truths or no, his understanding is but little
improved; and that men of much reading
ere greatly learned, but may be little know
ing.-Locke
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1897-05-29

Just try l0c box of Cascarets candy ca
thartic finest liverand bowel regulator made
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1897-05-29
roo soft for Any Use.

This is a great country but some parts
of IL are too soft
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1897-05-29
HUMANE MANAGEMENT.
A Most Excellent Device for Breechy'
Cows md Horses.

There is needless cruelty in the usual
devices for keeping cows and horses
from jumping fences. This cut shows a
humane and very effective method. A
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1897-05-29
EMMY MAN AT LUNCHEON.

,,.i.ted on Having the Sign I'm the
window Literally Observed.
IN n window not far from UNIVERSE
- Mace and near Union square was this
sign: .. -
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-10-30
CAREER OF HENRY GEORGE.
He Was "a Sailor, Printer. and Afterwards
Became an Editor.

He Was "a Sailor, Printer. and Afterwards
Became AN Editor.
New York, oct. 30.-Henry George was
born Sept. 2, 1889. He received a COM
mon school education and then went
into q counting room. He was also a
sailor and afterwards learned the print
er's trade. In 1853 he reached Califor-
MIA. where he worked at the printers
case until 1866, when he became a re-
porter and afterwards editor, working
at different times on the San Francisco
Times and Post.
He returned to New York in 1880 and
went to England and Ireland the follow
ing year, where he was twice arrested
as a suspect, but afterwards released
when his identity became established.
Mr.. George is best known to the world
at large through his writings upon eco
nomic questions. notably his work en-
tilted Progress and Poverty" pub
lished in 1879 His other works are Our
Land and Land Policy" 1871; Irish
Land Question" 1881 Social Prob
lems." 1888; Property In Land" con-
troversy with the Duke of Argyle. 1884;
"The Condition of Labor" an open let
ter to Pope Lee. XIII. 1891. and" Per-
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-10-30
FATAL FIRE AT PITTssUae.
Onion Trust Company Building Now
Mass of Ruins.


Pittsburg. oct. 30.-The Union Trust
Company building, 1886, S37 and SS9
Fourth avenue. caught fire from an
over-heated smokestack at 10 o'clock in
the morning and in less than an hour
the structure was in ruins One fire.
plan is reported killed and several had
narrow escapes. The building was oc-
cupied by the Union Trust company.
Pittsburg Stock exchange, Fidelity and
Casualty company, East Side Land
company. executive committee for the
triennial encampment of the Knight
Templars, Durr's cafe, and large num-
ber of stock brokers.
The fire spread so rapidly that the oc-
cupants were unable to save anything
but their books and the loss will be to-
tai For a time il was feared that the
flames would reach the adjoining build
ings. but after a hard battle the firemen
succeeded in confining them TO the orig
inal limits. The loss is estimated at
from s15O.OO0 to 100000. on which there
is an insurance Of about one-half The
building was erected by captain j. j.
Nandergrift for the Pittsburg Oil eX-
change but was sold to the Union Trust
company few years ago for $l5O,OOO,
the oil exchange removing TO other
quarters
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-10-30
MORE TROUBLE WITH INDIANS.
They Burn "a Ranch i'm Colorado and Kill
Messenger.


Steamboat Springs, Colo, Oct 3O.-A
courier has just arrived here bringing
a message from Game Warden Wilcox
to Sheriff Nieman for help. The Indians
have burned ranch near Cross mount
ain and have killed one Gable. mes
senger sent out by Wilcox. The latter
tried to arrest the Indians for violating
the game law. They resisted and began
to fight Five Indians were killed ana
Sub-Chief Star mortally wounded. the
Indians had stacks of green deer hides
in their possession and were slaughter
ing on all sides.
The fight occurred ninety miles west
of Steamboat Springs, in Routt county.
one hundred determined men are now
on their way to the aid of the sheriff
Settlers are gathering on Vaughns ;
ranch and at Lay, Colo. The Indians
are threatening to pillage and murder
Souaws have been sent back to the res
ervation and reinforcements are COM
ing. State troops may be called for IL
the sheriff finds that matters are as
serious as reported.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-10-30
The Yantic in Collision.

Quebec, oct. SO.-The United States
warship Yantic, which left port for
Montreal, came into collision opposite
Sillery with the coasting steamer lie
Canadienne. The latter boat was badly
damaged and had not the Yantic been
a wooden craft she would have cut lie
Canadienne in two. one man was re-
ported missing. but 1t is believed that
he jumped aboard the Yantic and pro-
ceeded up the river with her. The YAM
tic is enroute from Boston to Detroit.
where she will serve as training ship
for the Michigan naval reserves.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-10-30
Chicago Great EditorSCriticised.

Kansas City, Oct. SO.EAt the close of
the days session Of the Army ana Navy
Union resolutions were adopteu crlli-
cising the press Of Chicago for It's meth
cd of treatment of passing events al
Fort Sheridan. The resolutions reclte
that newspaper criticisms or alleged
brutality in the army create raise mn
pressons as to the lot OF the common
soldier and declare that he Is better
treated, better fed and better houseu
than is the soldier of any other nation.
The inclination Of Chicago newspapers
to magnify every detail of insuoordina-
ton at Fort Sheridan tends to inclte
characterization among the less intelii-
gent men of the army.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-10-30
New York Election Law.

The election law Of New York pro-
vides explicitly for the filling of vacan-
cies on tickets, whether caused by
death. declination or otherwise. 1t Is
required by law that with each list or
candidates. whether nominated in con-
vention or on petition, there shall be
filed the names Of one or more persons
authorized to represent the convention
or petitioners in such emergencies as
may arise prior to the day of election,
and these committees have authority
TO substitute new name for that or
any candidate dying or declining or
being ascertained TO be legally disqual-
fled for any office for which the candi-
date is named.
In the event of the nomination to I'LL
a vacancy arising after the official bal
lots have been printed (Which is prob
ably the case now pastors bearing the
name of the new candidate are to be
supplied the regular ballots, these pas
ters. when placed upon the ballots to
have the same effect as though the
name they bear had been printed upon
the ballots.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-10-30
PLOT TO KILL gutierrez.
Train Bearing the President of Salvador
Wrecked on Curve.

Panama, Oct S0.-Private advices re-
ceived here from Guatemala tell OF an
alleged plot to kill President Rafaela
Gutierrez Of Salvador, which had it's in
ception in La Libertad. 1t is supposed,
according to these advices, that the
chief conspirators were arrested and
thrown into prison, but later released
under a misrepresentation AS result
of this plot the train bearing President
Guiterez and his party from San Sal
vador to Acajutla Monday was wrecked
on a sharp curve as 1t neared Sonscuate.
The bolts holding the rails were loos-
ened and the rails were raised, throw
ing the train from the track.
The president escaped unhurt, but
the engineer Of the train was killed and
the fireman was injured so badly that
both legs had to be amputated. The
president is now in La Union, inspecting
the new railroad being constructed to
San Miguel
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-10-30
prominent Detroit Man Dead.

Detroit, oct. 30.-General Eugene
Robinson, one of Detroit's most promi-
nent citizens and vice president OF the
Globe Tobacco works, died OF creeping
paralysis at his residence, aged oo years
He served in the Light guard In the
civil war as sergeant major OF the regi-
ment and was afterwards active III
state military affairs, being maze prlga-
dier general of state troops by GOV
ernor Luce in 1890. General ROBINSON
was also well known in Knight Tempiar
circles. Nearly ten years ago ne was
stricken with the first symptoms Oh the
disease which ended his llfe
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-10-30
LoNGSTREET GETS 1T.
President Appoints the General Commits
sioner of Railroads.


Washington. Oct. 30.-The president
has made the following appointments:
James Longstreet of Georgia, commits
sioner Of railroads, vice Wade Hampton,
resigned: Henry S. Pritchett OF Mis-
souri,. superintendent of the coast and
geodetic survey; Mifflin w. Gibbs or
Arkansas, consul of the United States
at Tamatava, Madagascar. General
I.ongstreet, appointed commissioner
of railroads, is the famous Confederate
general, who has been prominent in the
south since the war as one of the lead
ing Republicans. He was devoted
friend of President Grant and has be-
fore held office under Republican ad-
ministrations. General Longstreet was
recently married to a young lady Of
Georgia.
Judge Gibbs, who has been selected
as consul at Tamatava is one of the
prominent Republican colored men of
the south
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-10-30
Tribute from Bryan.

Logan. O., oct. 30.-"I have just re-
ceived a dispatch announcing the death
Of Henry George. The suddenness with
which the summons came Will make
more keenly the sorrow which the pun
lie generally will feel at the death OF
so great. so pure and 80 brave man.
By his own unaided genius he made MS
name familiar to the reading pubic or
the world. Those who agreed with ms
theories found in him an ideal leader.
while those who opposed him admitted
his ability and moral courage. He was
one of the foremost thinkers OF the
world. His death will prove a loss to
literature society and politics.
wv I BRYAN"
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-10-30
Pass Taken by the British.

Simla, Oct. 30.-The British forces un-
der General Sir William Lockhart have
captured the Sempagha pass. General
Gazelee, in command of the Second
brigade, led the advance upon the
enemy's position, which was OF the
strongest description The casualties
among the British officers already re-
ported are Captain Debatts of the ar
tillery, who succumbed TO wounds re-
ceived during the engagement, and Ma
jor landlord Flood OF the West Surrey
regiment, who is among the wounded.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-10-30

picked Philosopher" (Herbert Spencer),
1892 In 1886 Mr.. George was nominated
by the United Labor party for mayor OF
New York, polling $4,000 votes against
sc, 900 for Abraham S. Hewitt, the DEM
ocratic nominee, and 10000 for Theodore
Roosevelt, now assistant secretary of
the navy Republican.
After his nomination for mayor by the
Jefferscnian Democrats a month ago,
Mr.. George made an extremely active
canvass. speaking several times every
evening and working from early to late
at his headquarters. He gave to the
campaign its most sensational incidents,
its attacks on Richard Croker and Sen
ator Platt, whom he threatened to pros
ecute for vicious crimes. such as levying
blackmail upon city contractors and as
pirants for office, should he be elected
mayor. His candidacy gave to the COM
ing election it's greatest element of un-
certainty, for according to expert poll
ticians il was practically impossible to
estimate how much of Bryan's vote OF
last year would go to George instead OF
Van Wyck.
Thursday night Mr.. George spoke In
the borough of Queens and later in the
borough Of Manhattan at the Central
Opera house He was greeted by large
and enthusiastic crowds everywhere. In
one of his last speeches Mr.. George
said IT have labored for years to make
myself known and now, at last, these
things are all written down. ] believe
that all the needed reforms are summed
up in the philosophy: The right of ev-
cry man to eat, to drink, to speak, as he
sees fit, so long as he does not trench
on the rights Of other men,"
Later in his speech he repeated his
threat against Mr. Croker in ringiEs
voice that greatly affected his hearers
saying: Let him 70 to the peniter'
tary. He shall go there" Mrs. Georg'
accompanied her husband on most C'
| his speechnaking trips and she was
with him Thursday night.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-10-30
Remarks of senator Hanna.

Cincinnati, Oct Ex-senator Hanna,
before leaving for Cleveland, was ad-
vised Of the death of Henry George. the
senator said: 1T is shock to the
country. Henry George was an honest
man: a man of conviction. But as far
as his usefulness was concerned II was
neutralized by his ore idea. Had he
been broader i'm his views he would nave
been a great benefactor of his country
But he was no demagogue. George was
winning many votes from Tammany
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-10-30
Tod" sloane Doing Good Work.

Newmarket, Eng, oct. 30.-The Lor-
Hard -Beresford stables Sandia, ridden
by Tod" Sloane, won the Old Cam
bridegshire handicap here. Later, Meta
II, also of the Lorillard- -Beresford sta
bles, with Tod" Sloan up, won the
Newmarket free handicap. The Old
Cambrideshire handicap is Of 500 SOW
ereigns. added to a sweepstakes of 20
sovereigns each, 10 sovereigns forfeit to
the fund, the second horse to receive SO
soveregns out of the stakes
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-10-30
Lake Captain Robbed.

Manitowoc, Wis, Oct. 3o.-Captain A.
ID. Campbell OF the steamer Roanoke
was held up here and robbed of $2S5, a
gold watch worth $50. gold charm and
Masonic charm worth s55. William
Zahn was also held up by three men
and badly injured about the head. The
robbers have not been caught.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-10-30
France to Help tho Mandi.

Paris, Oct. 30-According to LEclaire
France has recognized the Soudan as
an independent state. In consequence
of an understanding reached with the
mahdi in 1896 three French missions
are now Fastening to Khartoum By
forced marches.