New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-09-20
TIE TALK or THE DAY.

There Is a wild tale from Ottawa Canada, about
a stock compa ~ being formed in that city to buill
balloons 10 carry passengers to the klondike
Vale, 60 OH ,or'e aancee)- Ny Lieutenant has sen:
me bring you this bouquet OF forest mowers
Fi1nCee2 oh. h"w poetic, And how long it mus,
have taken to gather them,
Valet "Indccd Miss it took me nearly three
hours-tFlio Se lde Batter
Vain Longing Ardup looked mp bitterly from the
ma ture" had caught his eye, and had started a
Il wish il mere possible" he soloquized I've
touched everybody ese."-(Chicago Tribune
There is a convenient arrangement in many rail-
way stations in Germany Passengers for subur-
ban stations. instead OF going 10 the regular ticket
office and standing In line for several minutes. some
times so long that they miss their train. can 10 TO
an automatic box and by dropping a nickel in
the slot or a coin equivalent the amount of the
fare can supply themselves with ticket in an In
slant There rows OF these boxes erected
against the wall In convenient locations. TIE rame
OF the town il painted in large letters ana under
meath the price of the ticket Platform tickets FOR
the convenience OF those who wish TO accompany
their friends 10 the train issued In the same
way.
Tenant demand a rebate on my rent. Your
darned old water-pire burst. flooded by cellar and
my chickens were drowned 49,
ducks philadelphia North-American
Holy Hill. in Wisconsin. Is a Remain Catholic
shrine which visited by about twenty-five thou
sand pilgrims every year many OF whom say that
they are cured of their ailments
Not long ago a servant living in. Derbyshire gave
notice to leave her s,,unu1n informing h'I ms
time drew near for leaving she addressed her ms
ve,e" NO. Bridget why do you ask "Becaus,
il YOU haven't. should like 10 stay What! |
tnS"S ma yn rcpIod Bridget hesitatngiy: bI;
when | him after his face was washed felt
couldn't love him.'-tAnswors.
"Tac Washington Star" says: I'm accordance
with the desire Of the Secretary OF Agriculture 10
promote more extended experiments in the use OF
ST. trackwAys wagon roads the Office of road
Inquiry has IN lde arrangements with the Cambria
Iron Works. Of Johnstown. Penn. for rolling sp"-
cial rails for this purpose these arrangements 20
no into effect soon as definite orders from re-
sponsibe parties amounting TO one mile Of track
are received. The first order for track has been
given by the New-York State Agricultural Expert
mcnt station"
The Road to Revolution. WalkerB y gee whom
men are not allowed to walk along the puhic high
wav the crisis has been reached. and revolution Is
F %aS 0 Son l?S know guess not There
Is another step ys, IN the march OF orpressoIn'
Cincinnati Enquirer.
The Great Western Railway of England has made
In the world" one OF its employees who mas tray
tllcd over four million miles In forty years OF
LAMENTATION
Ended Is the long vacation,
Joyous time OF recreation.
Now, without much tubildtion,
Children turn to education,
While their teachers through the Nation
Waste time In graduation
Some regard with CONSERVATION
To return the regulation.
Others feel evaporation,
Thus recalled from dissipation.
There is frequent lamentaticn
School to many seems vsXaUcn.
ton. deso alton,
And acquiring Information
Isn't fun. like OSCILLATION.
So without much eXultation.
They resume their occupation.
In a word. the situation
Rather dlmp5 cNh!laration.
-tSomeryillc (Mas1) Journal
The appeal for the starving people OF ireland
contains something very much Ike an Irish bull
The failure OF the crops especially the potato
crop means that large section or the people OF
ireland will shortly be on tho verge or staryo-
ton II a. already reported that the inhabitants
~ many places IN ConnGuGht are eating bread
which I'm ordinary times Is regarded as luxury"
Sccne-German Art Ghlery-Pleasant Woman
,n0tl,rg an artist copying one OF the old mascrs)-
Why do they paint this picture twice
Her husband-Why. that's quite plain. When
the new picture IL done, they hang that Oh tae
wall and throw the old one away.-.Ttt bits