New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-06-10
THE TALK or THE DAY.

Aro,ber iub.Iee suggestion Is TO make the royal
standard OF England still mere national ty intro
ducing on It some dcslce to represent Wales WHO"
is not represented
Infur,atod Cyclis. after n collision with a ias,
trotting dog-carp-I shall summon you Ihm.
Tratc Driver-And I shall, summon summon yo IT,, mo teII
thoroughfares mine as well as yours let ''' ''''
Pedestrian who has been nearly Killed ka,r ~ cane ane
collision and is lying pr9 }eahyhnd what about
me gentlemen? Have any right OF WY '-H ""'''
Senator Plat. Of Connecticut" says THE Wash
ington Post" .has spruced up wonderfully since
his marriage. He used TO be quite Independent III
the matter Of dress. Trousers might DE oasbs,
coat might fit badly necktie might De a"f' -
was all the same TO Platt. Now ali is c"anse''
Plat is rejuvenated new editioned. He trips hgh'
" to the CAPITOL with smiling face, when hereto
fore he was the walking epiome OF grewsofhe IN
digestion. His hair IL cut and barbered win aahy
care his shoes always shining. ana on his ""'
II of dust is allowed TO rest Even his trous-
ors arc creased and-most startling Of all-he has
donnod a necktie which vies with Josephs coa' Ia
all It's brilliant hues."
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. woman. you have broken
my heart 80
Miss Wheeler-Oh. don't think It is as bad as
that. Nothing worse than small puncture.-|ind-
annapolis journal.
The Ladies' Union Aid Society. OF RocRrord' H.
celebrated its second annual trolley day TINS week
1t operated all the trolley lines OF the city ior
local charity. Two hundred women acted as con-
ductors each serving for three hours Ihey man
aged the cars pulled the bellpunch and called out
streets with the promptness and accuracy OF men
accustomed to the work They also demonstrated
that they rival the most thoroughly raihe"
circus fallirs short change artists, Tor many
q good gave up all the way from oinie u d
dollar for enjoying society of the fair conductors
on one trip The free list was entirely suspended
and editors frerNcn and policemen had 10 pay fare
JUS, Ike the common folk or walk II there were any
gongs left the cars when the women turhe"
them over to the company at midnight IT Is nov
their fault for they thought II great fun TO hammer
tho bell and brighten the teams or passing pedes-
trilns. Not an accident, however. occurred 10 mar
the festivities Of the day
II love you-' exclaimed the Count and look
of deep affection welled up in his arstocratic face
Il love you.' he repeated They were alone In
the elegantly appointed drawng-room OF Doodle
Il love you" he protested for the third time and
left on the tabc. the Count warmly pressed 1t 10
his breast--(Pittsburg Chronicle.
Sir Walter Besant estimates that the descendants
Of the Pilgrim Fathers in this country number
about fifteen thousand.
travelling circus recently paid visit to
Clitheroe and as an attraction onerea prize rz, -
The rules laid down were that each person should
high. Of the contortions being horrible 70 be-
hod After all had done their level best TO win the
prize. the clown. who &C Sed Judge for the com
petitors, coolly confronted a sitting IN the
audience. who noted for his ugliness. and said:
"1has won III prize OVID mon
Me-" said the astonished individual: 'wha aw
worn't trying for't'
"Th'd noa need to try; tha's 1t wiou,."
-Gondon Daily Telegraph
According to The American Field" bicycle
company recently received the following letter
from a Kansas man: Deer srz: Il live on mi farm
near Hamilton. Kan. 81 years old and just
little sporta. Ny ne.few in Indiana bot hisselt
d new bisicle and sent me his old one by frate and
i've learned to ride Its a pile OF fun. but my
biscls jolts considerable. A Teller came along
yesterday with bisice that had hollow injun
robber tires stuffed with wind. lie leet me try
hissen and mi 1t like kushn He told me
you sell injun robhor just the same as hissen. How
much will it be 10 fix mine up like hissen? Mine
is all iron wheels. Do you punch the hollow hole
threw the injun robber. Or Will have to do II
myself? How do you stick the ends together after
you got 1t done? II your njun robber is already
holler will II come any cheaper empty? can get
all the wind want out here in Kanses free-Eber-
Y. Jenson =. Slow much do you charge
for the doodad you stuff the wind into the robber
with and where do you START"