Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1897-02-25

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out. The next morning we all went
out looking very gay and cheerful; quite
Il contrast to the glUm set we had been
Whenever anybody gave us the razzle-
dazzle, begging your pardon (the apol-
ogy was in the Poets direction) We
we'll, we gave them the Ia! he! and
looked so blamed superior that the
town couldn't make out what was up.
When we ran across one of the ladies
whom we had invited to come-not that
we had omitted to ask any of them
we were as dashing as we knew how to
be. We wanted to know how many
dances we were going to have with 'em
and all that. They couldn't make us
out quite, but they gave US to under
stand that our name was Dennis be-
cause, to be sure, Of the lovely music
that the other gentlemen were import
ing for the occasion. Hndn't we heard
of it?
1--WE laughed at this; laughed loud
and long, much to their bewilderment.
and finally we found breath enough to
ask them if they really believed in that
fake story of an imported band. Oh,
sure they did! At which we laughed
again, and then pitied them. Finally,
when we had them at tRe proper point,
we swore to them that no band was
coming, that we knew it, and we were
willing to stake all our future chances
as entertainers on 1t. Well, they
hedged little then, promised to come
to our party if the band didn't turn up,
and that was all we asked. Our Ken
lucky cavalier had agreed to rec that
the band did not turn up"
"How did he fix that?' asked the
BOYS Own, and his tone spoke evident
regret that this theme wasn't all that
could be desired for a story for the
young, else could he have made copy
of it.
"Easyl easyi" said the Cow Puncher,
carelessly. ait was the simplest thing
in the world. We learned that the band
was to arrive on o way train which
passed our town at nine o'clock In the
evening. About seven o'clock the Ken
tuckian and his companion got on their
horses and rode quietly out Of town.
They went to another village, ten miles
or so down the road, where the train
was due about $3.50. They don't run
lightning expresses for the local traffic
out that way. When the train came in
our two fellows boarded it, found the
band promptly, greeted them with a
jovial welcome, told them it was their
station, and hauled them off and into
big wagon which they bad all ready
there. The Mexicans didn't really know
where they were, and the Kentuckiau
fooled them completely. He and the
other fellow got ON their horses and
started with the wagon out on the road
to our town. At first they thought
they would start in the opposite direc-
tion, but they didn't want to miss any
more of the ball than was necessary,
so they took their own road.
when they were two miles out OF
town the wagon broke down. My! that
Kentuckian was sly DEVIL He worked
it Just right. When the breakdown oc-
CURED they made a show of examining
the wagon and took the occasion to
remove several other bolts besides the
one they had fixed originally. Then
they told the Mexicans that they, our
fellows, would have to ride on 10 place
near by and get something to fix the
wagon with. They told the band to
just sit there quietly until they came
back, and with that they spurred up
their horses and were off like the wind
for homo and the dance. They got
there almost rs soon as the crowd did"
"Then you got the crowd?"
"Well, did we get the crowd ?" repeat
ed the Cow Pu1lcher, wagging his head
with pride. "You never saw such a
landslide as there was when that train
came in without bringing any band!
The party simply melted away at the
ether place, and it wasn't five minutes
after the train had gone out of sight
before 1 was dancing my first waltz
with a-wcll, IL may be that time and
uiSVuDCS CIlEllliCC iINI Si4Hi iAi'S' 'hiN an
way see CLEAN in the Poets eye, and
I know he'll make copy out of my dam
sci of the dance, and l won't have it..
But I'll tell you what will do.
Here, waiter! Say, boil down some
If that octoroon coffee, will you, and
BRING us some that's black! You un-
ierstand, black!
'If he does It, I'll drink her health
with you, though doubt if it does
much good. AS l remember, she must
have imbibed about quart of our
coffee that night, and she was MOI TIL
erner. They cap't do it always with
mpunity. But it made her eyes shine
nat night, anyway. My, what night
that was!"-N. Y. Sum-