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The Portland daily press., 1897-10-06

HEN one considers
the exposure and hard
life endured by the
Indians from birth
until old age, and
reflects upon the fact
that rheumatism is
to them it
cannot be doubted but
The Portland daily press., 1897-10-06

Do you get what you want when 700
ask for goods advertised in this news
paper? The publisher would be glad tn
hear of any case where substitution had
been practiced or attempted.
The Portland daily press., 1897-10-06

The grand jury of the District of Co.
lumbia has returned three indictments
against Francis j. Kieckhofer, late dis
bursting officer Of the State Department.
charging him with the embezzlement of
over $50, 600 of the government funds in
July and October, 1885, and with appro-
priating to his own use SIS, 600 worth Of
government bonds.
The Portland daily press., 1897-10-06

For Itching Piles, irritation of the
genitals, or itching in any part of the
body, Doan's Ointment is worth its
weight IN gold. No matter how long
standing the trouble, Doan's Ointment
will not fail to give instant relief.
The Portland daily press., 1897-10-06

that their medicines must contain all
powerful properties, which is certainly
the case. The Indian preserves his
perfect health by paying the greatest
possible attention to his body. For years
The Portland daily press., 1897-10-06
ANNUAL MEETING.

T'HE annual meeting of the Portland Provi-
l. dent Association will be held at City Build
ing. Oct. 7, 1897, at 7.ao o'clock p. m, for the
purpose OF electing officers for the ensuing
NAT may properly come before said meeting.
oct5d3t PHILIP +. TURNER, Sec'y.
The Portland daily press., 1897-10-06

the world as the most wonderful specifics
for this most dreaded disease.
Kickapoo Indian Oil when applied ex-
ternally relieves inflammation almost
Immediately, whereas their famous Kicka-
The Portland daily press., 1897-10-06
JAMES a. Balm,
Teacher Of Piano and Organ.

Beginners given thorough foundation on
the rudments of music and the patronage of
advanced players solicited. Especial attention
given to Technic, Phrasing. Sight Reading,
Memorizing, Solo and Accompaniment Work.
Address 1856 Congress ST.. Portland, Me.
2 to 6p m. sept22eod1m
The Portland daily press., 1897-10-06
Proposals.

Bids will be received by the selectmen of
9th, 1897 to lay pipe sewer on Stanford St..
in said town. commencing on High St. and ex'
tending to Broadway, a distance of about X
the pipe. Bonds will be required for the fni
fillplent of the contract.
The SeIectmen reserve the rightto reject anv
and all bids. ''
Plans and specifications may be seen at the
Office of E. G. Jordan, Civil Engineer, at No.
BIZ 1-2 Exchange ST. Portland, Me.
- F. c RLfT o afGieisip al
W. F. SPEAR, So. Portland
octk d+d
The Portland daily press., 1897-10-06
ANTIQUE
FURNITURE:
Bought and Sold.

Repairing, polishing and upholstering in all
Its branches neatly executed by skllful work
tnen. Restoring Of antique furniture specially
Estimates free OF charge. Orders by mail
promptly attended to- Address
C. H. SEAVEY
jy2sdtf Factory 105 Preble ST.. Portland, M e
The Portland daily press., 1897-10-06
MISCELLANEOUS.
RHEUMATISM.
Distorted Limbs, Swollen Joints, Painful
Muscles and Life that is Undesirable.

WHY CONTINUE TO SUFFER-? RELIEF
WITHIN THE REACH OF ALL. THE
FAMOUS KIcKAPoo INDIAN RENE
DIES ALL POWERFUL FOR THIS MOST
PAINFUL OF AFFECTIONS.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1897-01-13
FREE TO EVERY MAN.
The Method of a Great Treat
ment for WeaknesssOf Men.
Which Cured Him AFTER Everything
Else Failed.

Painful diseases are bad enough, but when
man is slowly wasting away with nervous
weakness. the mental forbodings are ten times
worse than the most severe pain. There is
no let up to the mental suffering day or night.
Sleep is almost impossible and under such a
strain men are scarcely responsible for what
they do. For years the writer rolled and
tossed on the troubled sea of S xual weakness
until 1t was a question whether he had not
better take dose of poison and thus ends
all his tIoubles. But providential inspira
tion came to his aid in the shape of combi-
nation Of medicines that not only completely
restored the general health, but enlarged his
weak and emaciated parts to natural size and
vigor, and he now declares that any man who
will take the trouble to send his name and
address may have the method Of this wonder
full treatment free. Now when / say free /
mean absolutely without cost, because l want
every weakened man 10 get the benefit Of my
experience.
! am not a philanthropist, nor do pose as
an enthusiast, but there are thousands Of men
suffering the tortures Of weakened manhood
but get such a remedy as the one that cnrerd
me. Do not try TO study out how ! can afford
TO pay the few postage stamps necessary 10
mail the informrtion, but send for il and learn
that there are few things on earth that
although they cost nothing TO get they are
worth fortune to some men and mean TO
lifetime Of happiness to most Of us. Write
Thomas Slater, Box 800. Kalamazoo.s Mich
snd the information will be mailed in plain
sealed envelope.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1897-01-13
THE GREATEST COMBINE.

Thrice Week New York World, Weekly
Cincinnati Inquirer and Weekly Journal
for So Year.
Do you want the Free Silver Gin
cinnati Inquirer and WEEKLY CAPT.
TAI. JOURNAL? Our club rate is $1.4O
for both.
Do you want a gold standard paper
with THE JOURNAL? Then take the
Thrice-a-W Week N. Y. World. Our
club rate is S1.75 for both.
Three papers for 81. THE WEEKLY
JOURNAL, Weekly Inquirer and Tri-
weekly World-an eastern, middle
state and western paper-552 pages a
year for 81.
Addrc - Journal office, Salem, Or.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1897-01-13
PORTLAND MARKET.
PROVISION

PROVISION.
Portland, Jan 49, Wheat valley, 87@SS
Walla Walla, IS.
Flour--Portland, Benton county, 45o.,
40; graham, 3.7s; super6ne. $3.50 per 6bl
Oats-White, 4o(942c; grey, 3o(@4o rolled
in bags, $4.2S@5.25, barrels, 4.5o(97.oo;
cases, 3.75.
Potatoes. Oregon, 5sa65c per sack.
Hay Good, I2.5o(9I3 per ton.
Hops-o(@Ioc.
Wool. Valley, o@roc; Eastern Oregon
6@Sc.
Mohalr. 10000.
Millstuffs. Bran, s. s 90; shorts SIC. so.
Poultry Chickens mixed ,$2toS2 a ducks
4a4. so; turkeys, live, I2H.
Eggs. Oregon, 25.3oc per doz.
Hides. green, salted 90 lbs 71Ic; under
60 lbs 6(@61Ic; sheep pelts, IoC97oe
Tallow-2Nc@3c.
Onions-S5c per sack.
Wheat Bags-Calcutta A. 25(94. 4.37N.
Beans-smali white, Isc@IHc. lima
@4c
Hogs Heavy, 800 to 3.2s
Butter. Best dairy, 2293o:; fancy rea'nsT
35a4Oc.
Cheese .I2Hc.
Dried Fruit-Apples, evaPorated, bleacheo
6H97c; unbleached, 31sc(@4c; sundried, &c
Pears-5c(96c
Plums-pitless, 3c(94c.
Prunes-4Hc(@6c.
Veal small s. large 41sc per ID.
Mutton Weathers zoo; ewes so; dressed
mutton, &c.
Beef-Steers 2.2s; cows $2-2.25; dressed
4sH.
Cured Meats-Hams Ioc-IoHc bacon &C..
Lard-in pals. 7c.
SAN FRANCISCO MARKET.
Wool. OregonI choice 7t@oc; inferior
@7c, valley, 8@oc.
Hops-Quotable at S-Ioc for.new.
Potatoes--4o(975c per sack.
Oats-Milling, I.o5(@I.2o.
iALEM MARKET.
Wheat. TIC. per pu.,
Oats 35c.
Hay. .Baled, cheat, 900; timothyI II
Straw, So so to $500.
Flour. In wholesale lots, 4.2o; retail
4.4o; bran, bulk 1900; sacked, ID 90,
shorts, I4.oo(9I5 90; chop feed, 1900
1900.
Poultry. Hens 6c;Turkeys-ec.; Rooster,
SC.
Veal--Dressed, a.
Hogs. Dressed, 3%(@3Z.
Live Cattle. .IA(@2
Sheep. Live, I.5o(@2.oo cwt.
Wool. Best I2c.
Hops. Best, 9 a Ioc
Eggs. Cash. I8to2oc.
Fruit. .Green-Apples per box I.ooC@I. S o;
Farm Smoked Meats Bacon, 6Hc; hams
&c; shoulders, SC.
Potatoes. .35c Der bu
Onions-55c.
Dried Fruit-Apples, evaporated heached,
7c-8c: unbleached 4c(9sc.
Plums-4c.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1897-01-13
Wj||0nl6tt6
HOt6|.

The Willamette Hotel Salem Oregon calls attention to the
reduced rate now made persons visiting the capital city upon
ofaial other business The Willamette is located in the
business center Of the city opposite the postoce also in same
electric terminate and leave the hotel few
minutes for all public buildings and other points of interest
Every and all convenences offered to patrons he
Willamette is headquarters for all public OF the
largest and best equipped hctelsin the northwest
Very respectfully.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1897-01-13

With severe pains across my shoulder,
Ind great distress. had violent nausea
which would leave me very weak and
faint, difficult to get my breath. Thess
Crells came oftener and more severe,
did not receive any lasting benefit from
physicians, but found such happy effects
from trial of Hoods Sarsaparilla, that
took several bottles and mean to always
keepit in the house. 1 am now able to
do all my own work, which for six years
] have been unable to do. My husband
and son have also been greatly bene-
fited by Hoods Sarsaparilla = for pains in
the back, and after the grip. gladly
recommend this grand blood medicine"
MRS. PETER BURBY, Leominster, Mass.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1897-01-13
THE LEGISLATURE.

Baker andiMalheur-*Will r. King
lPeo).
Benton and Lincoln-"Tolbert Car.
ter (Rep).
Clackamas-*Ge G. Brownwell
iRep).
Clackamas and *Alonzc
Gesner Rep.
Clatsop-*John H. Smith (Dem).
Columbia, Washington and Tilla.
nook G. w. Patterson (Rep).
Coos, Curry and Josephine-C. E.
Harmon rep.
Crook, Klamath and Lake-B. DAILY
(Dem).
Douglas-A. w. Reed (Rep).
Gillian, Sherman and Wasco-E.B.
Dufur (Dem).
Grant, Harney and Morrow-*A.W.
Gowan (Rep).
Lane-I. d. Driver (Rep). *J.'H. Nc
LIN LinTn@Ess. So A. Dawson (Rep), "A. J.
1GaaTH% %aTioneH*@R. eNsRS H. Hobson (Rep). Il.
l. Multno@ahlEGee(c. EitIs5SUn lHSe( W. Bates (Rep,.
j. e. Haseltine Mitch. Rep). Donald
MacKay (Rep). Ben Selling (Rep. and
Taxpayers League), *Joseph Simon
(Rep).
Polk-B, f. Mulkey (Rep).
Sherman and WaSco-John Mich
ell lRep).
Umatilla-*A. r. Price (Rep).
Umatilla and Union-T. @: Taylor
(Rep).
a Union and Wallowa-Justus Wade
(Peo).
Westinghouse. Hughes (Rep).
Yamhill-*J. f. Calbreath (Rep).
*Holdovers elected in 1894.
Candidates for presidential. j.
johnson, of Linn, 1. L. Patterson, of
Marion, and Joseph Simon, of Multi
nomah.
Baker-D. w. Yoakum (Peo.)
John Whitaker (Peo.)
Benton and Lincoln-E.S r. Lake
(Rep.)
Ciackamas-W. S. U'Ren (Peo.)
Geo. Ogle (Peo.) j. II. Kruse (Peo.)
Clatsop-John E. Gratke (Dem.) N.
j. Svindseth (Peo.)
Columbia-Norman Merrill (Rep)
Coos-Thos. Buckman (Peo.)
Coos and Curry-W. H. Nosler
(Peo)*
Crook-R. E. Misner (Dem.)
Douglas-A. M. Crawford (Rep.) J..
T. Bridges Rep Geo, W. Riddle( (Rep. J
Grant and Harney-C. S. Dustin
Jackson-G. f. Schmidtlein (Peo.)
j. j. Howser (Peo.) Nat Langell (Rep.
Josephine-Henry L. Benson REP. J
klamath and Lake-Virgil Conn
(Rep.)
Lane-L. Bllyeu (Dem.) d. &. Palm
Rep.) L. j. Vaughan (Rep.)
L1nn-John M. Somers (Rep.) John
son s, Smith (Peo.) Il. M. Munkers
(Peo.)
Malheur- l.. w. Hope (Rep.).
Marion III. L. Barkley (Rep. )E. w
Chapman (Rep.), David Craig rep !,
Mckinley Mitchell (Rep) .,J. N. Smith
rep.
Morrow-J. N. Brown (Rep).
Multnomah-J. B. Bayer (Rep).
Jonathan Bourne, Jr. Mitch. Rep.
and Peo.l. James N. Davis rep. Geo.
III. Hill lRep. and Taxpayers League).
III. A. Hogue (TaXpayers' League and
Mitch. Rep. A. L. Maxwell (Rep.) ID.
u. Fovey (Repl, w. e. Thomas Mitch.
Rep Henry Wagner Mitch. Rep).
Polk@T. j. Lee (Dem.l, j. A. Ven
SHERMAN ana Wasco B. s. Hunt
4ngton (Rep.) f. N. Jones (Rep).
Tillamook and Yamhill-John Gill
lPeo. and Union Bimetallic).
Umatilla-E. j. DAVIS (Rep.), j. S.
6qrdane REP W. L. Rigby (Repl.
UniOn~J. W. McAlister (Peo.), 4.
y. Stanley (Repl.
Mallowa-C. e Jennings Rep).
Washington-Harvey S. Hudson
Rep. }, G. W. Marsh (Rep.), ]. r. c.
fhompson (Rep) I,.I
Yamhill- H. G. Guild Union BIZ
4etailicb o. c. Emery Union BIZ
Seat Gl,y WI be contested by j. Hunt
Candidates for speaker: J. N
Brown OF Morrow, H. d. Benson
of Josephine, Jonathan Bourne. MuIt-
nomah, Geo. w. Riddell, OF DonoIas
REHABILITATION.
Number OF Representatives 49,. col
nepuoilcans ''......... "a
s..''.'...-... .......
copies ..s.-' .'.s...-............l
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1897-01-13
THEAM ERlCAN PRIMARY SYSTEM Elk

Published by Charles H. Kerr Co.. Chicago Ills Price a5Ecer
:tizens Legislators and students,
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1897-01-13
Sour

s;o,nach, sometimes called waterbrash,
iiid burning pain, distress, nausea,
dyspepsia, are cured by Hoods Sarsa-
/ rlia. This it accomplishes because
...,h its wonderful power as a blood
purifier, Hoods Sarsaparilla gently
toncs and strengthens the stomach and
digestive organs, invigorates the liver,
'rea;es an appetite, gives refreshing
Deep, and raises the health tone. In
bases of dyspepsia and indigestion it
seems to have ga magic touch"
"For over IL years l suffered from sour
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1897-01-13
TO THE EAST GIVES IHE CHOICE

Via Spokane Minneapolis st Paul and Den.
YER Omaha and Kansas City. Low rates to
eastern cities.
For full details call on
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1897-08-28
Chicago Inter Ocean.

LULLABY TO THE FUTURE.
Hush, my babe, lie still and slum-
ber,
Fathers watching at thy bed;
Mothers off electioneering.
With halo round her head.
Soft and easy'll be her cradle
When she's at the nations heau,
While with the kitchen work I'll
wrestle;
Coarse and hard is fathers bed.
Hush. my dear thy food and rail-
ment,
House and home thy ma provides:
She's a sumner, baby darling;
Gracefully her bike she rides.
Hush, my babe, lie still and slum-
ber
Father wants TO go TO bed;
Mother won't be home. till morn
ing
Going to make a speech, she said.
So Wen lay us down and slumber-
Slumber sweet till morning
breaks.
Father then must be a-humping;
Mother wants hot griddlecakes.
Mrs. III. ID. Weathersby in Ex-
change.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1897-08-28
HIS QUERY.

Aunt Ada was trying to teach her
4-year-old nephew the value Of pa
tlence and the futility of crying on
the slightest provocation, or without
any provocation at all. Herbert"
she said, "once there was "A little boy
who cried and cried until there was
nothing left of him but a teardrop.
and presently that drop dried up.
and there was nothing left OF that
little boy" The small listener look
ed at the narrator Of the story with
large. round eyes, and asked In a
solemn voice, What became OF his
graph.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1897-08-28
WELCOME HOME.
New York Herald.
DESIRABLE.

IT'S perfectly dsgraceful" she
exclaimed.
What's the matter?" inquired her
husband.
Here's a description Of n woman
who gets up in public and declares
herself an anarchist"
We'll" was the rejolnder. maybe
it's all for the best. / believe I'd
like 90 see women crowd males out
OF the anarchist business. When
they threw bombs. they wouldn't be
so likely 20 hit anybody. Wash
ington Star.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1897-08-28
IF HE KNEW.

lie sent her lovely roses
When roses, too, were dear.
She thanked him in a letter
That breathed heart sincere.
The perfumed pages folded
Beneath her finger tips
lie pressed with tender longing
Against his bearded lips
lie muses. In his chamber.
When shines the evening star,
OF all her girllsh graces.
And smokes a good cigar.
But would he dream so fondly
Above her scented note
II he knew she pinned his roses
TO another fellows coat?
-Mlnna Irving i'm New York Truth.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1897-08-28
GIRL STUDY.

"Girls are queer. often before a
young woman falls in love she thinks
more Of a dog than Of anything else
on Garth"
"Yes?"
"And then after she has been mar
ried awhile she goes back TO the
dog New York Truth.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1897-08-28
SAFE FROM souANpER1NG.

Mrs. Shadbolt Il think it's a
shame. the reckless way you spend
your money. You never seem 10
think it's time TO begin TO lay up
something for old age! No. j don't
want you to speculate, but / do think
YOU might put little money in some
permanent investment once in
awhile
Mr.. Shadbolt (with evident reluc-
tance)-That's what I've been doing,
my dear. l lent Dinguss $40 this
morning. g.-Chicago Tribune.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1897-08-28
A FOOLS WIT.

once a powerful nobleman who
had suffered from the gibes OF Tri'
boulet. the kings fool. threatened
TO have him logged. Triboulet ap-
pealed TO the king. Francis /.
Have no fear" said Francis. IF
any one were bold enough TO kill
you. ! should have him hanged in
an hour afterward."
ooh. sire replied Triboulet,
would it not please your majest!
20 have him hanged an hour be.
fore Y'-Youth's Companion.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1897-08-28
COUNTING THE COST.

COUNTING THE COST.
Your foot is the tiniest that trips,
love,
Through the maddening maze of
the waltz:
Two blossoming buds are your lips.
love,
Your eyes say your heart is not
false.
our hands are so dainty and white,
love,
Your figure so wondrously fine.
Rat I'm tempted almost, but not
quite, love,
To say / adore you! Be mine.
But no, there's a frightening fear,
love,
That will not 9llow me 20 speak
fou're spending three thousand a
year, love;
I'm making twelve dollars a week.
Harlem Life.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1897-08-28
pEYOND HIM

mo" said the plundered capitalist
60 the reporter. II can't see what
temptation my secretary had 20 be-
come an emhczzler. lie only worked
lG hours n day. I gave him the run
OF all my correspondence and invest
ments. he handled 100000 cas- every
year. and ! paid him 81 a weeR. No.
what induced him 90 go wrong 1
cannot seer'-Boston Transcript.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1897-08-28
AN ApvANcE pAcKwARD.

Old Job was taught 10 read by
the minister's wife and proved an
apt scholar. Returning home aft
or a prolonged absence, the lady
met her old pupil and asked him
how he was getting on. IL suppose
YOU can read your Bible now conn
fortably. Job?"
Tor bless you, man," cried Job.
'Tve been out OF the Bible and into
the newspaper this long while."-
Household Words.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1897-08-28
TOO COARSE.

"I want some wire netting TO keep
mosquitoes out of the house." said
the Jerseyite.
How is this?" asked the clerk as
he displayed a sample.
THE mesh is too coarse" said the
customer. II may also want TO use
1t for chickens.P-New York Truth.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1897-08-28
RAFFLED.

Never" she cried, dare to cross
ey path again."
"Ha, hai' he laughed defantly.
She ground her teeth impotently.
Tor she was well aware that he
might dare 10 cross her path as
often as he could get a policeman
90 cross with him.
With a cry of bafled rage she
seaped upon her wheel and plunged
into the darkness. - New York
Truth.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1897-08-28
SULLIVAN'S TRAINING FOR
UMPIRE

. John l.. Sullivan's fitness for a po-
sition as umpire Of the League con-
test on the diamond seems to con-
sist Of a long course of training with
inshoots and high balls.-Chicago
Times Herald
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1897-08-28
WHAT THE WORLD MAY SOON SEE.
WASTED.

Husband-I've some bad news for
you. my dear. That old bachelor
entire fortune.
Wife-Oh, John. how dreadful!
And just as we had named the baby
after him. Bits.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1897-08-28
A POPULAR CANDIDATE.
New York Journal.

First Patriot - Mr.. Greathead
wants ter be 'lected senator.
Second Patriot-What kind o. man
is he?
First Patriot-Us boys called on
i'm last night fer ter talk things
over, and I've gotter splittin head
ache this moTnin.
Second Patriot-Tm fer 'im.-NeN
York Weekly.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1897-08-28
A PATRIOT.

Tommy-Paw, teacher wants us
to give a definition Of a patriot.
Mr. Figg-Well. a patriot is man
who does something for his country
or does his country for something,
I'm not just sure which.-Indian-
apolis Journal.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1897-08-28
GEOLOGICAL ASSUMPTION.
THE KIND.

THE KIND.
Miss Murray Hill-What do you
think, Nellie? Mr.. Homewood told
me that had shell-like ears!
Miss Point Breeze-Yes, he told
me about IL.
Did hep"
"Yes; he told me that he had
conch shells In his mind at the
time" - Plttsburg Chronicle-Te
graph.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1897-08-28

WHEN THE CLOCK STRUCK.
Son-in-law Gas the marble clock
falls down and just misses his
mother law - Confound that
clock! Always behind time.-Jour-
nal Amusant.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1897-08-28
ACTUALLY FooLHARDY-
New York Journal.

Dasherly-ls he very brave
man?
Flasherly-I should say so!
heard him tell Flossie Footlites at
dinner 10 order what she wanted
New York Journal.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1897-08-28
JIrST A SUGGESTION.

"vs1y don't you hurry UP, there?"
yelled the guard
II have an idea" said the man
who was in for stealing a bicycle.
that perhaps my chain needs oil
ing. g."-Cincinnat Enquirer.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1897-08-28

Dairyman (hit upon the head with
brlckhaD - Lord. what luckl
What II It had struck my eggs?-
Humoristische Batter.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1897-08-28
A SUGGESTION

Will not the Alaskan gold diggers
kindly step over and discover the
north pole while they're in the
neighborhood. - Atlanta Constitu-
ton
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1897-08-28
UNBEATABLE.

Does your wife object 20 your
staying out so late OF nights?"
"A little; but what really raises
her wrath is for me to come home so
quietly that she doesn't know when
i got n."-Indianapolis Journal.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1897-08-28

Mr.. Dampbald declares that 10
far as he is concerned, the hot
weather has but one compensating
inhuence-viz., that he has no need
TO lick his envelopes and stamps
Nuggets.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1897-08-28
IMPOSSIBLE PEOPLE.

IMPOSSIBLE PEOPLE.
"Whom were you just now walk
Ing with Edith?"
Nobody. mamma"
That's what l suspected. You
must drop him at once."-Detroit
Journal
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1897-08-28
NICE FOR MARY ANN.

New patent idea for making the
servant attend to her household du-
ties, and for making her work
pleasure 10 her. The suspended
bike is fixed up to the machinery,
and there you are!-Comic Home
Journal.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1897-11-20
@imeRy O opicS
November IL, 1907.

Some one has said that when
the enterprising burglar isn't
burgling, he is just as good as
any other man. 1t may be SO
and it may not ; but at any
rate it is mighty cold comfort
for the man who has been
touched for his gold watch
and his winnings on the bicycle
races. The festive burglar has
been very busy of late. He
finds good field in Honolulu,
where the latch string is al
ways ont. But his occupation
will soon be gone. Residents
are becoming more careful /;
they are investing in safes for
their homes. Judging from
our sales during the past week,
we have reason to believe that
we are doing most of the sup
plying. We handle Victor
safes. We selected this line
because we know that no better
safes are made. This guaran-
tee goes with each safe-they
are both fire and burglar proof.
Most people imagine that a
safe costs a barrel Of money
they don't. We have a small
safe made by the Victor PEG.
pie; it is called the Queen. 1t
is just the thing for putting
away coin, jewelry and valua-
bic papers. We sell it for
$500, We carry six sizes
from the small Queen to the
standard size. Orders for
larger sizes are filled at short
notice. We have supplied two
well known business houses
during the past week with
large Victor safes; the buyers
took Victors in preference to
any other make. They were
wise.