The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-10-30
ALONG the Kansas Nile.

Will White says that Kansas has SIM
ply come to-
Bernard Kelly is now a chaplain in the
national army. Let Spain beware.
Lots of Kansas Populists will believe to
the end of their days that Henry George
was poisoned.
That trip that Bernard Kelly took to
Canton cashed in for more than the trip
Tom Anderson took to Canton.
The Populists are afraid that McNalrs
case will make Leedy's administration
more disreputable than dwellings.
Populst Congressman Peters is now be-
lieved by the Republicans to be the smart
est Populist on earth. He says that Nc
Kinley will be reelected.
David Brewer, the Kansas man on the
supreme bench, has written book called:
From the Pew to the Pulpit" 1t Is a
mild attack on ministers.
The chorus of Kansas papers: 'In the
right square. In the right square" Do
you know what they mean? You might
better be finding out at once.
1.-THE worst thing that ever happened TO
Kansas" says the Kansas man in loud
voice. was the BOOM" Then he prays:
"Give. oh give US another boom"
McKiniey's administration is run on a
bevel gear. At least 1t is chainless. The
endless chain which worried Cleveland 10
death has disappeared under Mckinley.
II seems that the pleasant, unassum
ing gentlemen who have never turned a
poor widow or helpless widow away from
their doors" all got on the county tickets
in Kansas this year.
Another federal court decides in favor
Of Leedy and the Populists. They ought
10 quit that. Pretty SOON the Popultsts,
out OF sense Of decency, will have TO quit
fighting the federal courts
The campaign in Sumner county has
progressed 10 the place where Lyman
NaugIe. Popul;st, feels it incumbent upon
himself TO refer 10 Andy Richards, Re-
publican, as HIS Hardship"
A Chinaman who lives az Dodge City
SAYS that the Cinnamon cefoTm their
womer's feet in order TO keep them from
gadding. He thinks the plan would be
good one TO inaugurate n America
Il is absolutely secessary for an Amer
lean citizen in Kansas when he wants MS
vote counted 10 put an X mark n the 1t
tie square 10 the right OF me name Of the
candidate :or whom he wishes 70 vote.
Atchlnson Globe: We have notion 20
go 10 Lawrence on Saturday. and see the
football game between teams from the
Iowa ard Kansas universities. We feel
Il il our bones that TIE Iowa team WI
wipe the earth with the Kansas team, ara
wants 10 see Il done There Is 50 much
football talk around the Kansas institution
as 20 seriously interfere vita its useful
ness. The football tax not oaly Interrupts
the studies OF those conn4ctsd With the
team. but dozens q other STUDENTS take
80 much interest in tie game az 20 ss-i-
ous.y interfere wkh ;as.r college duties.
II the Kansas team IS badly defeated Eexi
SATURDAY. = VII result n loss % e.
thuslzsm. and possibly failure 70 orssn-E.
a team next season TIE head Of he Kan
sas university has lately been .ncorrespond-
ence with rte mad % ise- missouri W.
y-srssty; no; s5orc educational matters.
bat aetut siugEirg sad brutality. and
asaiIng. and profanity, ard that so-i %
,hiss. on the part Of III. fcot6zl players,
Il Is a wonder that Cha.ceii0r STOW e
-ot ashamed OF himself