Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1897-03-11

! lCg, DaHutLSl ing III Will Strips rum Iils
dishcloths.
I'D kind of like to know the nature
of my complaint" broke in Constant
Judkins, 80 that can be practicin'.'
The captain pondered. 81 suppose
might have your arm broken" he said,
obviously. "But one block couldn't
very well knock out the whole crew.
We've got to have little variety, for
them frog-eaters are suspicious cusses.
Ever have yaller janders?" he asked of
Judkins.
NO"
We'll, all you've got to do is to lay
still and haul your mouth down. III
daub on little slush." and the captain
sl<illfully rubbed some of the yellow
oil over the mates face
Now look sick, all OF you," said the
captain as he prepared to go on deck
and receive the prize crew. It'll help
you to look sicl1er if you rccollect that
the frog caters have a way Of Sitting
wizens when they suspicion shenani-
gan"
And ne left.
OF the Frenchmen who came over the
rail none could talk English, and the
captain couldn't talk French. Yes, he
couid-hc could say Bong shnr," but
he loftily foreborc-
However, when the new arrivals
looked around suspiciously for the
crew, and unslung their carbines and
appeared to apprehend ambush, the
captain, with many waves of his hands
and much "we-ing," led two of the five
below with an air like a rooster gallant
ly conducting pullets to q worm ban
quet. In pantomime he explained the
sad plight he was in, and his crew
sroancd dolefully at the proper times,
lie tried to explain to the Fronchmen
how glad he was they had come and
t1ltcn the Hester at this time Of danger.
The men didn't seem to grasp thntpart
Of the story, however. But the captain
didn't cure. The prize men were evil
IDENTIFY thoroughly convinced that be-
low decks was just the hospital it
claimed to be, and after much inelrect-
ual jargon and much gcsturing they
made the captain understand that he
was to stay down and nurse his men.
The captain was good nurse. He
must have worked the faith cure on his
devoted crew, for in the deep gloom Of
the dog watch three very determined
looking convalescents sneakcd bare
footed at his heels as he wormed aft in
the shadow Of the Hcster'e bulwark.
The night was made for the enter
prise. Twas clouded, and from the
murls of the west q humming breeze
sung in the shrouds and murmured
down out of the hollows of the sails.
One Frcnchman was at the wheel and
one pendulumed back and forward at
the head Of the companionway. Another
vas doubled up on 4 coil of rope in the
ice of the house and the other two were
presumably below. All the men on
deck were unarmed, for 1t wasn't 10 be
supposed that they would lug about an
arsenal to protect themselves against
a. nautical inyalids' home. So Capt.
Dicley's miraculously healed body
guard had little trouble in downing and
tying all three before their surprise was
over.
The only casualty was when a
squirming Frenchman trod upon Bcr-
nails bare foot. In his anguish the cool;
lei ont q howl that started the two men
below on rush for the deck. They
bobbed out of the companion-hatch like
two jacks-in- the-boX, saw the situation
ard rs quickly jerkcd themselves back.
They stayed barrlcaded in the cabin
til the schooner came up into Bristol
harbor, 24 hours later, with bone in
her mouth and the foam bells tinkling
Off her rudder. Capt Dicltey would, in
the kindness of his heart, have fed the
garrison in his cabin On plum duff and
salt horse; but every time he tried to
explain his wishes through the cabin
window they pollcd their gunbarrels at
him. The poor chaps evidently thought
their companions had been made way
with, and that the bluff-faced old skip
per was cajoling them to q similar fate.
WHAT'S your cargo, John, this trip"
roared Job Brismon, from the wharf as
he waited to catch the line and fling il
over a spliing.
Rum, molasses, sundrics, and
Frenchmer," shouted back the captain;
"and if you'll bear hand with Il plank
we'll unload the Frenchmen fust."
And all Bristol focketl down to fling
sarcastic polly VOC" at Capt. John
Dickey's unhappy captives.-Lewiston
Journal.