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veption, but 1t Isn't.
GLOW absurd it is to speak Of the bicycle
as a modern invention -
"1sn't it comparatively modern?'
Not at all, not at all, Why Richard
Clifford, poet of the latter part Of the last
century, speaks Of girl who 'reyolves the
sad vicissitudes of things as she turns
the giddy wheel To what under the sun
can those vicissitudes refer if not to the
bicycle? III bet if l had all he ever wrote
here | could find some reference to bloom
ers And he's not the only one, either"
"No?"
''Well, | should say not. You can go
clear back to the Old Testament and find
the case of a man whose tire was pune
tured in some way while he was trying to
cool his brow with the contents of the old
oalcn bucket It's in Ecclesastes xii 6,
that you will find the mention of the wheel
broken at the cistern.' And Pope knew
of them too -
How do you know"
"By his prologue to the satires, in
which he asks:
"Satire or sense, alas, can Sporus feell
Who breaks butterfly upon wheel2
"Of course it's fool question, because
no one breaks anything upon wheel if
he can help it, They are too hard to clean
But it shows that you couldn't fool him
on the subject Of bicycles anyway. Then
the Old Testament hobs up again with
mention of a wheel in the midst of
wheel, which is SO clearly reference to
the sprocket wheel that it seems almost
like waste of time to explain it. There
is also line about bicycle that needed
oiling."
Sin whatp'
SIN The Brookside, poem by Lord
Houghton. He writes of wandering along
by the brook and then intimates that he
had a squeaky wheel and that something
went wrong with it in the words, The
noisy wheel was still. Even Disraeli
compared the world to wheel and Milton
spoke of the wheels of Phmbus, who was
evidently the first person to start bicycle
livery. Why, it makes me tired to have
people acting and talking as if no one pre-
vious to this generation knew anything"
Chicago Post
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-10-18

To THE average citizen the recall of
Weyler from Cuba is move on the part
of Spain TO gain time in which to con-
tinue its unholy warfare on that island.
1t may be diplomatic on the part of the
United States to postpone Action in ref
erence to Cuba until the policy of the new
captain general has been outlined ard
developed, but 1t is inhumsn. Mckinley
and his cabinet will make great mis-.
take If they grant much time to murderers
of the women and children who are 80
unfortunate as to live in Cuba at this
time. The quicker the war is ended the
better for all concerned, and there is no
time like the present to stop it.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-10-18
Talks with Travellers.

Yes sir! The most enjoyable trip
ever took to New York was over
the Wabash. Only one change of
cars in st. Louis; the finest passenger
station in the world. Fine restaur-
ant and cafe, Got an elegant supper
for SO cents.
We arrived in st. Louis at 500 D.
~, and left on the Wabash New York
Limited at 700 p. M, in the elegant
through sleeper, reaching Detroit at
9:l5 the following morning. Niagara
Falls at 4:37 that afternoon, and ar
rived at New York, Grand Central
Depot at 1880 q. M, just the right
time to get breakfast and attend to
business.
Oil the Wabash is the route for
New York.
By the way just write to @. NJ.
Hampson, Commercial Agent, Den.
yer, for particulars. may have for.
gotten something.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-10-18
ON THE ROUNDS AGAIN.

The Populists of Arizona are resorting
to all manner of questionable means to
create dissatisfaction with existing con-
ditions in that territory, hoping to aug
ment the strength of that party. One of
the measures employed to this end ia the
repuolishing of screed on the owner
ship of lands which is credited to the
New York Times. That that bit Of demg
goguery will find its way into some of
the calamity bowling sheets of New Mex,
loo, there is no question, and the New
MEXICAN publishes the correspond
ence between Governor McCord and the
editor of the Times on the lando gner-
ship question, az follows;
Office of the Governor,
Phoenix, Ariz, Oct, 6, 1897
To the Editor of the New York Times.
There is being published in this terri
tory by Popullst papers and in other
ways the following, credited or charged
TO the Times:
"There seems to be but one remedy,
and it must come-a change of owner
ship of the soil and a creation of class
landowners on the one hand and of ten
ant farmers on the something
similar to what has existed in the older
countries of Europe"
would thank You to inform me if the
above is correct excerpt.
MYRoN Fl. McCoRD,
Governor of Arizona.
That lie was started on it's travels by
the Green hackers in 1877. 1t was ex-
tensivey used by the Popuists and
Bryan men last year. As often as new
party takes the field to teach the doctrine
of cheating creditors with debased money
this ancient falsehood is brought out and
put on it's travels.
The Times meyer held or uttered the
opinions ex pressed In this extract. 1t
in its weekly edition during
the winter of 1876 in communicated
article published upon page devoted to
a free discussion of agricultural topics.
We have often exposed the lie, but the
Populist newspapers and literary bureaus
will keep on using it. You can't expect
cheats and cutpurses to be overnlce in
the matter of veracity.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-10-18
How He Hurt His Throat.

"Sore throat, eh?" said the surgeon to a
member of military band "Let me see
Oh, that's not SO bad A slight irrita-
tion-nothing more. You'll be all right
in day or two think you had better
take no risk in renewing the trouble by
using your throat though, SO I will rec
ommend you for "a fortnight's sick leave. 4"
Armed with the surgeons certificate, the
bandsman obtained his two weeks sick
leave. The two weeks had just come to
an end, when he met the surgeon on the
parade ground The bandsman saluted.
The surgeon recognized the face and stop
ped "How's the throat?" he asked pleas
antly. Its quite we'll, sir, was the re-
ply. "Thats good" said the surgeon.
You can get back to your duty without
fear. By the way, what instrument do
you handle in the banda "The small
drum, SIR" said the musician. Chicago
News.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-10-18

AN eccentric lawyer in Michigan, who
died recently, did not propose that he
should be forgotten, after leaving this
world. His will provides that Is per
cent of his eesate should be used in erect
ing raunument over bis remains. Since
memorial shaft will be an imposing af-
fair and will remind everybody in the
state that certain man once practlced
law in the courts in that neck of the
wpo5a
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Never Touched Her.

She stood on the beach in her pretty
bathing suit and looked anxiously up and
down. Finally she saw a man in boat
and signaled to him.
is there anything can do for your"
he asked as he ran his boat up on the
beach.
Eyes" she replied. 81 do so want to
get out to that life raft
"Oh, it's not over your head there" he
explained. "You can wade out to it,"
And ruin my new bathing suit?" she
exclaimed. "Well, guess not! spoiled
my last one by getting it wet but I'd like
to get out and stand on that life raft. 1t
would look so sort Of picturesque, you
know. "-Chicago Post.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-10-18

long as Democratic feas trade taslfa
enable the Scotch and English to uuder.
sell US at home all is serene and we are
their American cousins" but when we
turn the tables on them and undersell
them at home, there is q tremendous
row" and then we are foreigners. Well,
thank God, we are and we know that Brit
ish love for America is not even skin
deep, it doesn't exist at all. Next!!!
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-10-18
A YOUNG GIRLS WOE.
Her Parents and Stranger Plot Against
Her Peace of Mind,

Her Parents and Stranger Plot Against
Her Peace of Mind.
All rightr'
AT the word the tall individual in the
loose velvet coat jumped up perpendicu-
larly in the air and emitted cry that
sounded like:
'Tootle, tootle, toot!''
Ordinarily one would have suspected
him of being the last person to indulge in
such antics, as he was of stad and
slightly severe countenanoe, and Il close
observer would have shrewdly supposed
that he was far from enjoying himself, but
1t Is to be presumed that he knew his own
business best In any case, the perspira
ton believed his brow
A few yards from him sat some one in
chair-a young girl. She gazed at the
Jumping one with an expression of resent
ment, and tear bedimmed her eye. She
wept bitterly.
The individual In the loose velvet coat
gritted his teeth, swore under his breath
and moved hastily away. The young girls
parents, who were present, looked con-
cerned.
After a few moments hurried confab
the velvety coated one handed each of the
parents a largo tin pan and stick of
wood He himself held horn in his hand.
"Come on, now"
The horn was blown Justify, the tin
pans We're banged with fervor, and all
three danced up and down with Baccha-
nalian yehemence and abandon.
And they shouted:
'Rooty tt toot"
eli tiddley hi tip
"Pilly willy winkum boomv'
Flip flap doodle, yum, yum, yum!'
Their faces grew purple and their veins
swelled to the point of bursting. 1t was
most impressive.
The young girl fixed her eyes on the
proceedings lack lustrously at first, but by
degrees with some show of interest.
Finally she smiled
"Nowp' shrieked the individual in the
loose velvet coat with insane excitement.
A snap was heard
And the young girl-she was but Q
months old-was successfully photograph
ed at last. David H. Dodge in New York
Evening Journal.
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THE New York Sun in saying that EN-
peror William the Little has sent letter
to Abdul Hamid the Dsmned assuring him
of his distinguished consideration and
continued friendship. How we'll the world
could get along without these two great
and good friends" may be somewhat
sarcastic, but it speaks the truth
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-10-18

JAPAN has undoubtedly shown an an
tagonistie feeling toward the United
States in it's attitude on the Hawaiian
question, but that country ia redeemipg
itself in the eyes of Americans by send
ing arms and ammunition to the insur-
gents on the Philippine islands, where
Spain has been using Cuban tactics.
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PLEADINGS
AND
PRACTICE

Forms to con orm to Code)
Pattison's Forms of Pleading,
under the Missouri Code, have
been placed with the New Mex
lean Printing Co. for sale.
A complete and comprehensive
book of forms, adot ted to the
new Code of Civil Procedure
now in effect in New Mexico.
Part 1. Ordinary Proceedings
In Courts of Record. Part 2.
Attachments; Certiorari; Garn-
ishment; Habeas Corpus; In
junction; Mandamus: Mechan-
ic's Lien; Prohibition; Quo
Warranto and Replevin. Part
3. Miscellaneous. Covering Adj
vertisements; Affidavits; Arbi-
trations; Assignments; DEPOSIT
tions; Naturalizations, etc., etc.
Bound in full law sheep. De-
livered at any postoffice In New
Mexico upon receipt OF pub
lisher's price, $500. Purchasers
name printed on the book free
Of cost. Address New Mexican
Printing Company, Santa Fe,
N. M.
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RATES OF suRsoR1pTIoNs.

All contracts and bills for advertising pay
able monthly.
All communications intended for publlca-
tion must be accompanied by the writer's
name and address-not for publication-but
as evidence of good faith, and should be adj
dressed to The Editor. Letters pertaining to
business should be addressed
NEW MEXICAN Printing Co.,
Santa Fe, New Mexico.
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covered for that pert'of woman's apparel
known as q hustle, whatever that may be.
A Boston woman used hers as a bank,
carrying $4,000 in it, where the small
fortune was discovered after her death.
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They Needed 1t.

Aunt Rachel-Here s an item in the pa.
per about the society editor of The Weekly
Scorcher. What does society editor do?
Uncle Zeb-I haint got the least idee,
but know that the last time l was at a
theayter in the big city seq party o. So
ciety folks in one o. the boxes, an I thort
they needed edith awfully. Chicago
Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-10-18

She opened the door at the agents
knock.
Madam" he began brusquely, "whero
is your husband?"
81 really don't know" she said softly.
II am widow
Then the door closed of its own accord
New York Evening Journal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-10-18

For few weeks prices may take a rise
under new high tariff law, but so soon
as new factories can be opened prices
take the downward course until a legiti-
mate basis is reached. The American
people need not worry about high prices
they are an impossibility.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-10-18
Beauties Of Apology.

''Never be ashamed to apologize my
son. said the corn fed philosopher to the
hot headed youth. "It is the gentleman
~ thing to do, and, BESIDES when friend
ly footing is reestablished you have
chance to insult the other fellow again. -
indianapolis Journal
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-10-18

SECRETARY SHERMAN has decided all
question of international com plicatlons
over the escape of Miss Cisneros from
Spanish Jail. The venerable statesman
sententiously remarks ''she is a woman"
No international law will dare tackle that
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Advertising Rates.

Wanted-One cent word each insertion.
Local-Ten cents per line each insertion.
Reading Local Preferred position-Twen-
ty-five cents per line each insertion
Displayed Two dollars an inch, single
column, per month in Daily. One dollar an
inch, single column, in either English or
Spanish Weekly.
Additional prices and particulars given on
receipt of copy of matter to be inserted.
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statement.

EVERYTHING comes to him who waits"
is all true enough but little energetic
hustling brings the desired object around
much sooner. The attention of the peo-
Pile of Santa Fe is called to this brief
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-10-18

CHICAGO is hot town, and no mistake.
The mercury climbed up to 80 in the cool
places in that city last week, and the
month is that of October. Mrs. Paul must
have gotten after some of the street clean
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-10-18

CARL DECKER, the man who rescued
Miss Cisneros from the Havana jail, is
the hero of the hour. Cool-headed, re-
sourceful, and above all modest, Mr..
Decker is entitled to every enconium that
has been bastoWed mon him.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-10-18

EE- The NEW MEXICAN Is the oldest news
paper in New Mexico. 1t Is sent to every
Postoftice in the Territory and has large
and growing circulation among. the intelli-
gent ar d progressive people Of the south
west.
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There Was No Other WAY.

Mrs. Fussanfeather-I understand that
Mr.. Tallman kissed you on the stoop last
night.
Miss Fussanfeather-Why, yes, NAM
ma. He's SO tall he had to.-Yonkers
Statesman
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Wasteful Ways.

"Dah is two ways O. wastin money!"
said Uncle Eben. Zone is ter spend it so
fast it doesn' hab time ter do no good, an
dey uthuh is ter hol onter 1t so tight it neb,
Der gifts chance ~ Washington Star,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-10-18

THE SEVENTH Beet Sugar factory in the United
States was erected at Eddy, New Mexico, in 1895,
and made its first campaign" beginning November
18TH 1896, and closing February 10Th, 1897.
THE CONTENT OF SUGAR in the beet" of the crop
grown in the Eddy and Roswell sections of the val
ley has proven to be more uniformly high than any
other part of the United States
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-10-18
MONDAY. OCTOBER 1s.

The editor of the Atchison Globe must
be one of the ugliest men in the Sunflower
state. He says: "Most fools are good
1ookipfr -
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1874 separate anal Lefty carload lots showed AN
AVERAGE of 1'.o1 per cent sugar in beet; SAL per
cent purity.
THIS REMARKABLE RESULT was accomplished by
farmers, unacquainted with the culture Of beet
root new land and under very trying or.una.
stances asthe factory not assured until AZ, and
majority Of the acreage was planted between JUNE
LIST AND AUGUST 10th.
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The NEW MEXICAN PRINTING co.

Eg- Entered as Second Glass matter at the
Santa Fe Post Office.
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DROBATE COURT BLANKS-For sale At
II the New Mexican Printing Office.
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INSURANCE.
SPECIAL NOTICES.

Or SALE-New Mexico Statutes at thu
=! New Mexican Printing Office.
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IlOR SALE-Old papers, In quantities to
- suit, for sale at the New Mexico Printing
Company's Office.
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GOOD SOIL makes the seed germ
mate.
WATER makes the plant grow.
SUNLIGHT puts the sugar in the
BEET.
THE ONLY THING left to be de-
sired that the Pecos Valley has
not on hand in abundance is
PEOPLE. We need thrifty farm
ers; 500 heads of families each on
4O-acre farm.
NO FAIRER terms or conditions of
sale Of beet and fruit lands were
ever made.
WRITE for particulars.
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NOR Blank mortgages Of all descrip-
- lions at the New Mexican Printing OF,
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FORT tho land 10 blessed
with just the fertility to produce
high grade beets, and
MORE FORTUNATELY the Pecos
Irrigation and Improvement Go.
and the Roswell Land and Water
Go. have an irrigation system of
great magnitude, covering vast
body of the BEST SUGAR BEET
lands on earth. The water ia ap-
piled to the crop WHEN NEED
ED.
THE SUN SHINES more hours in
the day and more days in the year
in Eddy and Chaves counties, New
Mexico, than in any other section
of the west.
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TNOR SALE.-Appearance bonds, appeal
IL bonds, official bonds, and bonds to keep
the peace at the New Mexican Printing Com
panys Office.
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H. X.
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500 q. M.-BinghamtOn Mail. Stops AZ principal
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1880 4. M.-CCafe car)-BunAlo. Scranton. Bling
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AIOO q. Scranton Wilkt sbArre. and Plymouth
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ZOO q. N.-ODRilyl Chicago Vestibulo Limited Ex'
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New York and Boston All Rail.

NJ Y, y. II. & II. X. Il. and connections.
From Grand Central Station.
Leave. Iy way OF Due.
300 A. NJ. Springfield and Worcester, $3.50 J.. II.
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lO:n8 A. NJ, New London and Providence. ASKS p. N.
lg NJ, Springfield and Worcester, b:S0 =. N.
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4:Ou Z. NJ, springfield and Worcester. 1000 p. NJ.
boo y. NJ. sScw Loniou aud Providence. II 900 J.. NJ.
1900 +. Nj, .spr.ngneld and Worcester, B:lb A. NJ.
1900 7. NJ. 'Sew London and Providence. o:2b A. II.
sRnns daily. including sunday.
ttnay state Limited; all pRrlor cars faro ~, In
Guiding pkrOr car seat.
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Park SquAre Station, Boston Return service Same
hour and by same route.
Through parloT and sleeping cars by each train.
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