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Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1897-09-28
CARRIAGES, C JUMP-SEATS, END
SPRING & &SIDE-BAR BUGGIES
JENNY LINDS, PHETONS
Il.
JAGGERS, &C.

Our work has been sold all through Jefferson
and adjoining counties. and has always given
satisfaction in every particular.
1t is our constant aim to work the very best
material, and to do all work in a first-class man
ner, and as to our prices we pledge ourselves to
do work low or lower than frst-elass work
can be done for elsewhere.
If parties wish to consult us in regard to work,
and do not find it convenient to visit our fac
tory, we will. if notified by postal card, send y
representative of the firm to visit them at their
homes, and give all necessary information
Secondhand vehicles and good Horses ta ken
in exchange for work
We keep constantly u large variety of New
Vehicles in stock, and have also Second Hand
Carriages, Buggies, &c, which we sell very low.
A. L. ANDERSON 6o co.
Nav @ ISS2-y
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1897-09-28
GENERAL REPAIR SHOP,

Repairing Harness of all kinds in durable
and workmanIikc manner. at very low prices.
A new collar made out of an old one if You
only have the rim left. Bring in your work.
and you will be surprised to see how little IL
will cost for me to put it in good trim for
Won. New work made to order in best style
ApriI 9. est l.. 4. OSBOURN,
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1897-09-28
New Harness Shop.

The undersigned has rented the store-room
formerly occupied by Messrs. Miley & Boxwell,
on West Main street. opposite Rink Hardware,
and will conduct therein a
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1897-09-28

any crime he doe
yers appeal from
court to anoti
They are bound
save him, if he
be saved. 1t IS
same way with
good doctor VIII
his patient see
condemned to de
by disease.
But doctors m;
mistakes some
times; they lose
heart too soon. !
After they have
tried everything l
they know and
the patient is
no better, they |
think there IS
nothing more to
be done. They
don't always
get at the root |
of the disease. \
They frequently /
give a patient =
up to die of con-
sumption, and
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CONDEMNED.

When an innocent man IS condemned for
any crime he doesn't lose hope. His law
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1897-09-28
MnDLEwAY, JEFFERSON Co, W. VA.

NlUE undersigned have been established in
i the Carriage Business ON the MiddIeway
and Shepherdstown turnpike. one mile north of
Middleway, for four years past, and during that
time have been doing a large and constantly in
creasing business in the manufacture of
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SPIRIT OF JEFFERSON.
TUESDAY MoRNINa. SEPTEMBER 2s, 1897.

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Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-04-20
FEMININE FANCIES

1t is not the love of money that is
the root Of all evil so much as the love
Of hearing ones own voice. Talk is
the most treacherous of all a woman's
capabilities.
1t seems as though the fad for tho
antique was carried out even In hand
writing, the average fin de steele men,
manship being woefully suggestive of
hieroglyphics.
Woman's passion for petticoats is re-
sponsible for many lumpy figures. One
under a silken-lined outer skirt is all
sufficient if the feminine form is MOI on
the skeleton order.
Wall paper OF the very newest looks
exactly like the designs shown in blue
and white challies. Stylish in the lat
ter, it is enough to give one the night
mare in the former.
The fortunate woman bicyclist who
bestrode mans wheel in France can
not bring herself to using the woman's
wheel which American custom forces
upon her-poor thing-Philadelphi
Times
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-04-20
WONDER WORKERS.

A spring safety valve for beer casks
has just been patented.
A new spring seat-post for bicycles
has an air chamber inside the tubing,
into which the saddle-post projects.
Skates that are locked on the feet by
pressing the heel of the shoe into the
heel-plate Of the skate have just been
patented.
One of the latest designs In mean
descent lamps is formed by placing the
wire between two sheets of glass set in
fiat frame.
A handy heater for curling-irons can
be attached to a gas-burner and has an
opening surrounded by Jet orifices into
which the iron is thrust.
Detachable hardened steel points for
picks, recently patented, will not wear
out as quickly as the usual points and
can be removed for sharpening.
A newly patented car brake consists
Of steel shoe fastened to the car
above the wheel 80 that the weight of
the car helps to apply the brake to the
wheel
A handy device for lifting burning
stick Of wood or coal is a shovel with
a projecting prong over the blade to be
pressed down by the hand and hold the
coal in place.
To protect the trousers from wearing
by contact with the shoes a cloth-cov-
cred metal guard is attached to the
shoe inside the upper and projects down
around the outside of the shoe.
A removable tire for bicycles to be
used on the ice, recently patented, has
metal teeth or corrugations on its run
ming surface and clamps to fasten it
around the tire and rim of the wheel.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-04-20
Prize Fighting Ip-to-Date.

First Slugger-It's understood, den,
dat we divides even up on he vitascope
pictures?
Second Siugger-Yes, dat goes. OF
course, / gifts de rake-off on de peanut
privileges?
First Slugger-Not unless l skins de
lemonade stands.
Second Slugger-Well, dat goes, wild
de understanding dat I'm to have sew
en-eighths of de profits of de bootblack
stand.
First Slugger-I take eighth-sevenths
of dat myself
Second Slugger-Why, you git nine
teen-eleyenths of de bar privileges al
ready.
First Slugger-An' amt you a-gittin
sixteen-ninths off of de seegar stand?
Second Slugger-Yes. but youse is
raking in heavy on de fotygraf line coz
you t'ink your mug is so beautiful.
First Slugger-Say, OATS me own
bizness, amt it?
Second Slugger-Well, We shares
alike err de fight is off.
First Slugger-Den de fight is off.
Both exit ghtily.-Cleveland
Plain-Dealer.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-04-20
A Merited Fate.

He was an aspirant for honors as an
amateur humorist, and he had invited
in few OF his friends to give them
some specimens of his genius.
Now" blandly he began, what was
the greatest physical feat ever per-
formed in the United States?"
Nobody spoke
Why. Wheeling West Virginia, Of
course he said, triumphantly.
The silence was ominous.
Now" he continued, not one whit
abashed, what was the greatest sur
gical operation ever performed in this
country"
If anything, the silence was still
ominous.
Lansing Michigan
Then they fell upon him and rent
him limb from limb, and scattered the
fragments OF him from Wheeling, w.
Va, TO Lansing, Mich.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-04-20
She Never Kissed.

81 reckon If | wu2 to ketch my
ly cut him into mincement ground fine"
said the old man from the swamps
OF the Bracken hills.
Then your daughter won't kiss the
boys?" ventured Dover youth with
spectacles.
We'll, l reckon not, young man"
and the old man gave him look that
dazzled his specs.
"But-ah, you know, some girls
who are engaged-you know-some-
times kiss r-their-boys-
you know-and-it's right and proper
and"
The old man looked at him real hard,
and, after watching the youth wilt like
a tobacco leaf in an August sun, thun-
dered out: We'll, my daughter never
kissed Twin man, not even her pap
ner poodle dog, ner a cat, ner moth
in.
But, there's no harm-and why-er
-why-er?" stammered the brave
youth.
We'll, l reckon the principalest rea-
son why my daughter never kissed
nothin' is that | never had any daugh
ter
And the thoughtful silence of the
young man was so dense that you could
hear the price of farm lands drop
quietly, drop by drop, while the farm
products hanging in the tobacco shed
tier by tier.-Cincinnati Enquirer.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-04-20
Considerate.

You say" remarked the debonnaire
debtor, that l am owing more money
than anybody else that your firm has
on its books?"
Yes, sir" replied the collector.
And that I am about the only per-
son with whom they have trouble in
getting their money!"
That's what they told me-"
Young man, like your looks and I
like your manners, and I'm going to
be friend TO you. l hate to have that
debt knocking around my accounts, but
for your sake I'll put up with it. If /
were to pay up, the chances are ten to
one that your firm would find collec-
tions so easy that they would discharge
you and then | should never forgive
myself. Washing Star.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-04-20
IOWA GOLD NINE CORN.

Fire dried, high test, big yielder
and low freights from la Crosse. IL
you order at once We will! sell it to
you at
l bu. with bag, 90c.; . bu., s165; 5
bu.. $500; 10 bu., $3.50
is your pasture poor?
Then SOW Salzer's Renovating Glover
Grass Mixture at once on the poor
spots. Price, 20 lbs. $3.50; 100 lbs,
$1,000.
American Wonder Potato-yielding
900 bu. per acre in Iowa-we sell at
s1.75 bbl.: bbls., $500. Get your
neighbors to order with you.
Cut this notice ont and send it to
The John a. Salzer Seed Co. La Crosse.
Wis, with your order to-day. Big farm
seed catalogue, sc. postage. WI,
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-04-20
FIGS AND THISTIES.

There is no safe side in any kind Of
sin.
The man who keeps close to God Will
always be able to help others.
When there is a coffin in the house.
there Is welcome for the preacher.
The electric light in the saloon takes
the candle out of the drunkard's home
Nothing can make people go blind
any quicker than filing their eyes
with gold dust.
When the right kind of a man is
taken out Of the miry clay he knows
enough to stay out.
There is always hope for the man
who can be taught what a fool he has
been by one mistake.-From the RAMS
Horn.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-04-20
There Is a Class of People

Who are injured by the use of coffee.
Recently there has been placed in all
the grocery stores a new preparation
called GRAIN-O made of pure grains,
that takes the places of coffee. The
most delicate stomach receives it with
out distress, and but few can tell it
from coffee. 1t does not cost over a
as much. Children may drink it with
great benefit. IL cts. and % cts. per
package. Try it. Ask for GRAIN-O.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-04-20
AN OPEN LETTER

From the Noted Philanthropist and
Worker Among the Poor, N. j. Smith.
the Founder OF the Omaha Rescue
Home. This Noble Man Is Spending
His Life Among the Unfortunate-Res-
cuing the Fallen and Helping Those
In Distress.
To the Public:
Having had considerable dealings with
the DR.. B. J. Kay Medical Co., and used
their remedies with remarkable success, l
have no hesitancy in saying that | have
the utmost confidence in the reliability of
the company and the personal integrity OF
the DOCTOR as well as the merit of
his great remedies, DR.. Kay's Renovation
and DR.. Kay's Lung Balm. In my work
among the unfortunate l find many sick
and suffering who have not the means TO
purchase necessary medicine. DR.. b. j.
Kay cheerfully offered to supply whatever
medicine was needed in such cases free OF
charge, and through the kindness of the
generous doctor i have carried relief to
many poor Respondent heart. All per-
sons who send money to this company for
any Of their remedies will, l am sure, re-
ceive honorable treatment and the goods
will be sent as promptly as ordered.
n. j. Smith.
Free pamphlet will be sent on application
to DR.. B. j. Kay Medical Co., Omaha, Neb.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-04-20
Iiow's This!

We offer One Hundred Dollars reward
for any case of catarrh that cannot be
cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
II. ]. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo. o.
We. the undersigned, have known +. J..
Cheney for the last 10 years, and believe
him perfectly honorable in all business
transactions and financially able to carry
out any obligations made by their firm.
West az rruax, Wholesale Druggists, To-
ledo, o.
Walding, Kinnan Sc Marvin, Wholesale
Druggists, Toledo o.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally,
acting directly upon the blood and mu-
cous surfaces of the system. Testimo-
malls sent free. Price 75c per bottle. Sold
by all druggists.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-04-20
4 Doubtful Commitment.

Belle-Clara exhibited some of her
paintings to Mr.. Dauber and asked for
his criticism.
Mamie-Well, what did he say?
Belle-He said, Miss Clara, you dc
paint WELL"
Mamie-I suppose Clara was delight.
ed with the compliment.
Belle-Not exactly. He looked right
in her face when he said it.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-04-20

Many poor family that seeks the west
ern wilds in the hope of winning a fortune
is preserved from that insidious foe of the
emigrant and frontiersman-chilisa and fe-
verify Hostetter's Stomach Bitters. So
does that Incompatible medic
inaI defense fortify the system against the
combined influence of n malarious atmos'
phere and mIasma- tainted water, that pro
tected by it the pioneer, the miner or the
tourist provided with it. may safely en-
counter the danger
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-04-20
A Rivals Jest.

Miss Charming (who has two beaus
to her string)-Mr. Quill says that
when he writes those funny jokes oil
perfectly blank.
Mr.. Dullwit Ghe rival, who cant
write jokes)-Well, should say Mr..
Quill was always in splendid condition
for joking.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-04-20
Didn't Know When to Stnp.

Darling" said she, do you love me
as much as ever?"
Yes, dearie," said he, with his nose
buried in his newspaper.
That ought to have satisfied her, but
she had to ask "Why?"
"Oh, dunno. Habit, guess. Gin
cinnati Enquirer.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-04-20
Better Than Opening a Vein.

Mrs. Aronstein-oh, mine huspand
or you only could know dot gasket
you vos in COST tousand tollars.
The Undertaker-No, madam; a hun
dred dollars.
Mrs. A.-Hush, l know dat. vas
merely drying to see vedder he really
vos tead or nod.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-04-20
True to the Last.

Seldom Fedd-So poor old Slobsy is dead.
Ragged Haggard-Yes, but he died true
20 de tenants of de perfesSion.
How was date
"Widout "a struggle
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-04-20
Not from the Great Cryptogral

Not from the Great Cryptogram.
When Shakespeare wrote
The line we often quote
Now is the winter of our discomfort"
Twas evident
The poet meant
To call
Attention to the fact,
With subtle tact,
That he was married sometime In the
fall.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-04-20

'Did you see that Mrs. Goliath, the wife
of the strong man, while walking with her
husband last night, was knocked down and
robbed of her purse?"
why didn't he help herr"
'Oh, his terms are 80 a night"
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-04-20
Don't Tobacco Spit and snoEe Your Life lway.

Toqmt tobacco easily and forever, be mag
netic, full of life, nerve and vigor take No
To- BAG, the wonder worker that makes weak
men strong. All druggists. SOC or 81. Cure
guaranteed Booklet and sample free; add
Sterling Remedy Co., Chicago or New York.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-04-20
4 Draw Game.

He-You girls seem to be awfully fond OF
sweets.
She-And you men seem to be awfully
fond of sours.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-04-20

Travellers in the Arctic regions have fire.
quently found that the moisture in their
breath drops to the earth in the form of
snOwfiakeS
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-04-20
A Good Boy.

A Good Boy.
Father-Well, what has Tommy been
doing today?
Mother-He cut off a piece of the
cats tail, broke three windows, black
ened the cooks eye and built a bonfire
in the cellar.
Father-Is that all? Tommy must
have been a good boy today.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-04-20

Half a dozen men who were rolling in
wealth in the prosperous 1919 period are
now inmates of the San Francisco poor
house.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-04-20
Eking Out a Salary.

You poor Sc hoolma'a ms are woefuly IN
derpaid."
"Oh, don't know have taken enough
chewing gum away from the children 10
last me three years"
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-04-20
ATCHISON GLOBE SIGHTS.

When a man is young, he can feel
rich on very little capital
No great man has time to play check
ers in the middle of the day.
Times are never. hard with man
who has somethingsto sell the city.
There is no fun equal to going to bed
at 10 o'clock, and sleeping soundly ur-
til morning.
AS a rule, man who can tell you
all about the problem of life, cam,
work it himself.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-04-20

us your wife keeping Lent" ''Oh, yes,
she always keeps it. Engages her dress
maker regularly for this time of the year"
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-04-20

Doesn't make no diff'unce now
Eff it's sun or rain;
Groun'-hog ne aim got no chance
Ter try his luck again.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-04-20
Stands Alone.

Stands Alone.
II wish had been born man." said
the young woman in the course of the
controversy.
Really" said the young man, II
think Adam is the only person on rec
ord who had that experience. '-Cincin-
natl Enquirer.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-04-20

In Bangkok, the capital of Siam, there
are about sevonty-one thousand houses,
and every house floats on q bamboo raft
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-04-20

The young man who has TO get up with
the sun should never sit up too late with
the daughter.
When an Arab enters house he takes
off his shoes instead of his hat.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-04-20
Ont of Key.

''The cashier of the coal office has lost his
job"
How did that happen''
He rushed into the office and told his
employers he heard a robin
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-04-20

Partisan street-peddlers sell trained toads
that climb little ladders and dive into wa
ter The toads cost about twenty cents
each.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-04-20
Not What He Wanted.

Not What He Wanted.
Haskell-What's Bobby crying for?
Mrs. Haskell-Oh! the poor boy
caught his finger in the pantry door.
Haskell-H'm! he evidently didn't
get the jam he was looking for that
time.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-04-20

FITS stopped free ana permanently cured. No Ats
after first days use OF f)r. Kiine's Great Nerve
kestOrer. Free 81 trial bottle and treaIlse.
send to DIR. KLINE, 93l Arch ST.. Philadelphia, Pm.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-04-20

~ races inhabit the world, and use 1901
different tongues. There are about 1000
religions
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-04-20
STAR TOBACCO"

AS you chew tobacco for pleasure use Star
1t is not only the best but the most lasting and
therefore, the cheai est.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-04-20

A we'll known artist declares that IN 90
cases out of 100 the left side of the face is
more perfect in outline.
The school children of Sweden plant 600,
900 trees every year.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-04-20

A STOPPING position maintained for any
length of time, tends more to undermine
the health than is generally supposed.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-04-20

NO-TO-Bac for Fifty Cents.
Guaranteed tobacco habit cure, makes weak men
strong blood pure. 50c, ST. All druggists.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-04-20

''Was her dinner formal2" 'Formalg
Why even the salads weren't half dressed "
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-04-20

Ishall recommend Piso's Cure for Con-
sumption far and wide.-Mrs. Multi gan,
Plumstead, Kent, England, Nov. s, 1895.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-04-20

To Cure constipation FOREVER
Take Cascarets Candy Catbartic. Zoe or 25c.
G. c. G.. fail TO cure druggists refund money.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-04-20
In the Bible Class.

The Dominie-What is the tower of
Babel?
Little Tommy-A warning to prize
fighters.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-04-20
Dunned.

Dunned.
Landlady-Did you receive your let
ter, Mr. Hardup?
Hardup-Yes. Mrs. Hash.
Landlady-A love letter, presume?
Hardup-Well-I might say-a little
bill-ah!-due.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-04-20

Might mop through all eternity
And never mop it dry
There came bang of thunder loud;
1t bumped against the poles;
The lightning jiggled through the cloud
And pricked it full OF holes.
The raindrops trickled down like tea
Or ginger-beer upset;
They trickled straight into the sea
And got their feet all wet.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-04-20

Olives, as food, are considered very
Strengthening for those with lung troubles
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-04-20
Must Have.

Professor-You disturbed my lecture
yesterday by loud talking.
Student-Impossible
Professionalism / must have talked
in my sleep.-Fliegende Blaetter.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-04-20
Mrs. Syinsioyy. $ Soothing syrup

Forchlkten teething sOftens theg ums reduces inha
nation allays pain wind collie. - cents bot
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-04-20
THE JOKER'S CORNER.
WIT. HUMOR AND SATIRE ORIG
INAL AND SELECTED.
The Storm at Sea- Rivals Severe Jest
Cause of Sudden Sbock-She
Never KIssed-The Prise Fight Up-tc-
Date.
The storm at Sea.

lie cloud was sit
ting. on the
air;
The air w a S
stuffed with
breeze:
1t made a nice, soft
easy chair,
As bouncy as
you please.
The sea was moist
as moist could
be;
So moist that you
a-I
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-04-20
Educate Your Bowels with Cascarets

Candy Cathartic, cure constipation forever. lOc
Ii G. {. {. fail druggists refund money.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-04-20
Goes Cough Kaisam

Is the oldest and best IT will break up cold quicker
than anything else. II is always reliable. Try IL
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1897-04-20
An Unusual Case-perhaps.

Mrs, Hicks-Don't You dislike to have
your husband spend so many of his even
ings at the clubl
Mrs. Dlx-No, / find ibmakes things
pleas anter at home. '"~