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The Atlanta constitution. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1885-19??, 1897-04-05
MRS. S. OLIVIN AIKEN.
Glad to Testify to the Merits of Paine's
Celery Compound.

From the Treasury Department comes
the following letter. Mrs. Aiken taxes
pleasure in recommending the great rem
edy to those suffering from nervousness
insomnia, headache. etc:
139 ~ ST., Washington. d. G
With thanks for the Introduction OF n
remedy new to me. permit me To aSknowl-
edge the benefit which has resulted from
my use of the Celery Compound.
have suffered the last four months from
reduction of nerve force, insomnia. head
ache, etc, and find myself perceptiby i'm
proved. after having used one bottle OF
the Compound" and without hesitation
would recommend II to my friends
Sincerely, 9. OLIVIN AIKEN.
The Atlanta constitution. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1885-19??, 1897-04-05
ENGINEER McALLISTER-
His Physician Prescribes Paine's Gel
cry Compound for Dyspepsia.

Gastric trouble Is VIGOROUSLY the charac-
teristic disease of American life. IL spares
nobody. and there is nothing remarKaole
In the suffering of an officer of the revenue
marine. a martyr to duty, who writes TINS
letter:
Wells & Richardson co.
GentIemen:-For several years past
have been a sufferer from severe attacks OF
dyspepsia. caused by too close attention 10
business; on the advice Of "A physician l
took several bottles Of Patnes celery
compound. and have been greatly benel,ted
thereby. Since the first of last september
] have gained twenty-five pounds, ana am
now feeling I'm drst-rate health.
Respectfully yours, -
C. a. McALL1STER.
First Assistant Engineer. L. 5. X. {. >
The Atlanta constitution. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1885-19??, 1897-04-05
CONGRESSMAN CIRCUIT.
He Enjoys Sound Sleep Since Taking
Paine's Celery Compound.

As member Of the Committee on EX-
pendItures of the War Department Con-
lrros-mau william W. Grout. of Vermont,
was charged with examining the vast and
complicated accounts of the United states
army. After days of hard labor IN me
cornmittee room. he frequently found HIM
self unable TO sleep q wink. lie writes;
The Atlanta constitution. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1885-19??, 1897-04-05
MRS. BELvA A. LOCKWOOD.
Famous Lawyer and Leader in Social
Reforms.

It is scarcely necessary to say more than
n word in introducing Mrs Selva a Lock
wood, now noted and successful law
YER at the nations capital She practices
before the United States supreme court and
the court Of claims. She gives particular
attention 10 pension and bounty cases.
Mrs Lockwood says:
Il have used two bottles OF Paine's celery
compound and have found II beneficial
end useful I'm many ways. and quite HARM
less for feeble persons and children.
1T is "a mild cathartic, induces sleep.
quiets the nerves, and gives nature a
chance 70 work her own cures.
81 freely recommend it as a remedy for
feebled nervous persons and to the over
worked"
The Atlanta constitution. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1885-19??, 1897-04-05
CONGRESSMAN BELL.
A Busy Representative of the Centen-
NAL State.

Colorado. the land of silver, the state
that entered the union a hundred years
after the declaration of Independence, Is
worthily represented in congress by hon.
John ID. Ben, sJaunch champion Oh the
white metal Like some of his colleagues
In the lower house he suffered from indl-
gestion following hard work. lie writes TO
the Wells * Richardson Co.:
The Atlanta constitution. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1885-19??, 1897-04-05
d. S. HOOVER.
Worker in the Office of the Secretary
of the Treasury.

II there is one place on this earth, above
all others, where the greatest accuracy ana
alertness are required, that place Is IN
office of the Secretary of the Treasury. MI.
ID. s. Hoover. who is employed there Knows no" >
how the work plays havoc with the nerVes.
When he needed a tonic he took am >
celery compound and now he Is well 10
writes:
Il take great pleasure in saying that
have used your Paine's celery compouanfIi
as "A tonic and have found that 1t does an
that you claim for It,"
The Atlanta constitution. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1885-19??, 1897-04-05
MAJOR GENERAL BIRNEY.
The Hale Old Soldier Writes Letter
of Hearty Praise.

At the age of seventy-five years Major
General Birney Is p-acticing law lt 81 assn
fngton and displaying M energy thai r1tny
q younger man might envy. lie served
with distinction I'm the civil war IN ".l-
rnanded the Thirty-e.ght New 1orE r'-i-
mcut AZ Fredericksburg. He says ~ reg
cent letter:
The Atlanta constitution. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1885-19??, 1897-04-05
CONGRESSMAN NELL.
An Arkansas Representative Gives
Strong Testimony.

A vgilant al q aggressive member on the
Democratic side of the House OF Repre-
sentatives. Hon. Robert Neill. of Arkansas
has taken part i'm many a nara fought
parliamentary battle. lie uses Paine $
celery compol md as a household medicine,
as the following letter shows
The Atlanta constitution. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1885-19??, 1897-04-05
SENATOR MATTHEW S. QUAY.
The Trusted Leader of the Pennsyl-
vanin Republicans.

Probably there IS no better known leader
81 American politics today tnan Senator
Matthew :. QUAY of Pennsylvania.
Friends AMI foes alike coucedc bis power.
As an ally De- inspires confidence: as an
opponent dread. Mrs. QUAY wrote lately
from her home in Washington.
The Atlanta constitution. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1885-19??, 1897-04-05
CONGRESSMAN MEREDITH.
1t Gives Him Pleasure to Commend
Paine's Celery Compound.

Congressman Elisha Z. Meredith, OF Vir-
Cinia, has distinguished himself as one Of
the ablcst members of the democratic
party lie IS lender Of married. ability
and ne enjoyed the respect and confidence
of President cleveland. a letter from him.
written in the House OF Representatives,
reads:
The Atlanta constitution. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1885-19??, 1897-04-05
HON F. II. STICKNEY.
A Navy Department Officer and His
Work.

The new navy is an institution OF which
all good Americans are justly proud. Some
OF the most important work connected
with il is performed not by gold-laCed An
napolis graduates, but by such modest
civilians as Hon T. II. StiCkney, disburs-
ing clerk of the Navy Department. He
wrote not long ago.
The Atlanta constitution. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1885-19??, 1897-04-05
CHIEF INSPECTOR WHEELER.
A Busy Officers Important Message
to the Public in General

NJ. d. Wheeler chief inspector In the
postofiice department. has an iusatiable
appetite for work. lie devoted himseiI 70
the responsible duties of his office until his
brain whirIei and his nervous system COM
pletely gave way. This letter explains
why he IS well today:
The Atlanta constitution. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1885-19??, 1897-04-05

No other remedy in the world
than Painc's Celery Compound can
show such an array of distinguished
users. Readers Of this newspaper
have. doubtless, seen some Of these
names in print, and know that
Paine's Celery Compound has re-
ccived cheerful and emphatic en-
dorsement from such celebrities as
The Atlanta constitution. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1885-19??, 1897-04-05

81 have used Paine's celery compound
with marked improvement tn health Al
+be zinc I commenced using it, I was very
much run down from over work. aui was
advised by a friend 90 try IL. / began al
most Immediately TO improve, ana after
taking three bottles felt well enough 20
discontinue its use. and have been perTra-
neutlv benefited 1 heartily recommend i
10 the public. NJ u. WHEELER,
"Chlef 7. O. Inspector.
The Atlanta constitution. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1885-19??, 1897-04-05

Nrezrs Wells s. Richardson.
Dear Sirs-AY daughter ana have been
u~lu. your I'aiu.-= celery COMPOUND this
spring with the most beneficial results.
Those iu au over ts-ltd condition VIII
frl ft % gentle st.uulaut. Hui Hn tsrailart
t"uie. aua ahl my testimony 90 Others
without reluctance.
The Atlanta constitution. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1885-19??, 1897-04-05
Overwhelming Testimony for Paine's Celery Compound
from Both Senate and House.
LEADING MEMBERS OF ALL PARTIES INDORSE IT.

On No Other Subject They so Entirely in Har-
rnonv as in Their Praise of This Great Rem
edy Here are Letters Full of Enthusiasm
and of Facts. They Cannot Fail to Garry
Conviction.
The Atlanta constitution. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1885-19??, 1897-04-05

Dear Sirs:-For years have been n great
sufferer from neuralgia, and during the
past winter was advised TO try your Paine's
celery compound. and / used two bottles of
st with great benefit. | was 50 much pleas
John Floyd TO use Il. He had been having
a bad form of nervous dyspepsia, and now,
after using the compound for two months,
is SO much improved that we feel sure a
third bottle win complete his cure. Every
one has spoken of tne marked change for
the better ln his appearance
Thanking YOU for the benefit your medi-
cine has been TO my family. l am,
Respectfully,
MRS MAILIE FLOYD OTEY.
The Atlanta constitution. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1885-19??, 1897-04-05

Washington, u. c.
Paine's celery compound is n pleasant.
vigorous tonic. I have used three bottles
for dyspepsia and rheumatism with most
satisfactory results
JNO. C. BELL, NJ. C.
The Washington bee., 1897-03-13

named for the man who linked two
continents together. The parents o.
Cyrus Field Adams were Rev. Henry
and Margaret P. Adams Rev. IT
Adams was pastor ofthe Fifth Avenue
Baptist Church a d man was held in
high esteem by all classes Of citizens
for his learning.
In 1867 he moved 70 Louisville. KY,
where he accepted place as teacher
in the public schools and also con-
tinued his curiosity business. Mr..
Adams and his brother John @, COM
menced the publication of the BHlief:s,
a weekly newspaper devoted to the
interests of the Afro-American race,
which on account of its great enter
prise, was in short time accorded the
leadership among journals of its class.
In 1852 although kept busy with his
newspaper, school duties, and curio-
sity business. Mr.. Adams found time
TO study German and after applying
himself TO the study for little more
than year, he began the instruction
of class in the language.
Mr.. Adams is a candidate for the
Bolivian mission.
The Washington bee., 1897-03-13

to tell it in other words know il all
but | can't linE vi II
February IS Lulu Temple Of My site
Shrine (white) oasis Philadelphia, paid
a fraternal visit to Pyramid Temple,
There were about thirty Ashrafs in the
visiting party The Mobiles were well
pleased with the reception given.
These Mobiles were personal friends OF
Illustrious Grand Potentate Holland,
320, Sheikh Of Pyramid. There was
camel's milk and honey and dessert
food in abundance.
Sunday Noble VIM. H. Lee, So and
wife entertained Grand Potentate Ike
Holland. 32o and wife to breakfast.
The table was arranged to represent a
desert There was plenty of sands,
camel's milk and honey, dessert
weeds and Potentate tea, new prepa-
ration made by Sister Lee, who by the
way, is a very eminent Lady Shriner.
There were several other eminent
Shriners in attendance.
The Washington bee., 1897-03-13
I\LtADER5f |.
>s,~IN-ssee |
lbUSINE5Sl !

AII. AS - AI&.I4A - * tr>5>-' ...N's. ;
friend. Go 70 his place No 1919 I'm
street northwest. He l. 4 good man
and will treat YOU well.
Toby Bush is the 6nz looking and
iollv brother among the Bush boys
He is AZ SsI -th street, n, ",
Mr.. Henry kr1emsr Is one q the
hss1 known gentlemen II rniShsrS 10
this CITY. Don', fail 10 give him cali,
IoI. tn street, Z. "
Charles II. LAWNS s. Sons are IN the
Center Market, . street and the Norm
ern Liberty NGTS1i Insy Nesp AL
kinds Of game and fish.
Mr. Iohn Curtain keeps one Of the
best places in West Washington lie
s a thorousa going business ulan and
lised by every Tyoody who does business
with him,
Mr.. Nm. Morris At the corner o.
Third and q streets southwest Is one
Of the hes, known men II that section
If yoa want yood beer, vine and q
garS, 6oa'e fail 10 give him = cali. Nj
S-riS Is true gentleman
Mr., EurleaaOS pharmacy a. the cor
usr Of 18th and Y streets, n ", Is one
Of the most reliable places IN TIE
c,,y. Mr.. Rgrlsh&0 compounds pre-
scrIpssoas carefully, and his drugs are
siw2Ss pure
The Washington bee., 1897-03-13
Y NJ. c. A. FAIR.

Our citizens young snd old re-
member with pleasure the Fair OF
the Athletic department, I NJ. c
A.. held just one year ago IN Odd
Fellows Hall. aud will be glad to
see by our advertising columns that
il repeats ltSelt at the same place,
beginning Monday evening. March
s2nd.
For their OWE pleasure, and to
sid in turthering an excellent cau'e,
We urge s liberal patronage
The Washington bee., 1897-03-13
INSULT TO PROF. WASHINGTON.
From the Cincinnati EnQuirer.I

IRON the NinCinnall 6hQOiiSA.l
Prof. Booker 7 Washington, the
noted colored orator and Instructor,
head of the Industrial Training Univer-
Sity Of TuSkesee, Ala =, is at the Emery.
attended by his private secretary. NA-
than Hunt. Prof. Washington Is a
mulatto of excellent education and al
ways deports himself in the best man.
ner. He is respected throughout the
South by people of all races and condi-
tionS. He has back room at the
hotel, and takes his meals there. never
asking for refreshments in the cafe.
The Washington bee., 1897-03-13
CYRUS FIELD ADAMS.

From Chicago Daily Inter-Ocesn.l
About the time of the successful lay.
ing of the Atlantic Gable, when the
name of Cyrus Field, its promoter.
was on every tongue, child was born
in the city OF Louisville, KY, who was
The Washington bee., 1897-03-13
SECRET ORDERS.
ALLAH AcHBAR.

ALLAH ACHBAR.
Mosque of the Imperial Deputy, d. c.
To the Imperial Deputies, Sheikhs,
RabbanS and Ashraf, under the Do
main of the Crescent-Mecca and kalit-
Alec. Among the Eminent Ashraf here
were: SharifR. T Greener, So, |. A.
Rabban ofthe Imperial Council; Sharif
James II. Lewis, So, l. Deputy ot the
Order and Grand Sneikh of Medina /;
Sharif Ike Holland, 370, I'm. First
Ceremonial Master and Grand Shiekh
of Pyramid; Sharif Spencer n. Gill
more, So. Imperial Keeper of the Ex-
alted Pass and Grand Sheikh of Con-
stantine aud other AShrais OF Promi-
nence in the Order, after the Commits
sion, revised the Constitution as per
Order for the Imperial Council. The
Grand Sheikhs decided TO have a
Shrine Parade in Providence. AT the
session OF the Imperial Council, Sharii
Gilmore SO, has made arrangements
TO receive a large number of Mobiles,
who may strike his Domain. There
will be plenty Of camel's milk. camel S
hoofS, dessert food and weeds. All
Noble ShrinerS under our obedience
are requested 10 take due notice oi
this. In obedience TO Imperial De-
cree. Given at our Mosque, the 4th
Schawall Sanah, 1914, A. n.
ID. r. SEVILLE,
n n L
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1897-08-27
RAILROAD NEWS.

The Roswell Pueblo freight crew vas
run through to this point Monday.
Jumbo" Jewell was down to Athena
Monday to see the AEmena-KirWin ball
game.
Ben BrossO returned to Pine Bluff
Ark, Monday, after a short visit with
his parents.
Lou Mccormick, formerly q shop
hand for the Rock Island here, was in
town Thursday.
P.D. Agiter, wife and child, arrived
from Denver Sunday morning and will
make this city their future home.
Ben Hawk, formerly an employee Of
the Rock Island at Roswell, but lately
Of Old Mexico, is here visiting with
Hank BrOssO.
Horace Daub, formerly a machinist
in the shops here, but now working for
the ssnta Fe at Topeka, vas 10 the
city this week renewing old aequaint-
snees.
". R. Morton is again filing the
position Of trainmaster at this place.
The Office was vacated some time ago,
but owing TO the increase Of business
it is found necessary to re-establish it.
Ward, the Kansas Pacific engineer
who was killed at Byers, Colo, a few
days ago, was the engineer who broke
the long distance record in pulling the
DeWOlfe Hopper special from Denver
to Topeka last spring.
II. Bishop, the Rock Island bridge
foreman who was badly injured by
falling through a bridge in western
Kansas several weeks ago, has been
discharged from the Santa Fs hospital.
Topeka Stats Journal.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1897-08-27
ERllA ALL OVER ME GllHTY
Pls.ssnt Roms Itsms.

From Our Correspondent.
Ed Kunz IS helping John Bray in his
hay harvest.
Miss CaFris Kunz was up to Mr.,
BFay's Monday.
Miss Annie Mcdaniel led the En-.
deayOr Sunday night.
A cattle buyer from Norton vas in
this vicinity last week.
win Stone purchased over 20 head
Of stock cattle last week.
Mrs. Robinson is improving the time
drying corn for winter use.
FIN. KOOntz's little son, and brother
we're out to town Friday.
Mrs. Mcdaniel and daughter, Elite,
we're out TO GOOdlsnd Thursday.
Mrs. F. N. KOOntz was calling On Mr.
Holmes family Monday afternoon.
Our late rains are making & fine LOT
Of corn IN this part Of the county.
Rev. J. G. Merritt visited in this vi
cinity several days this week and was
in sttendenes at the prayer meeting on
Thursday aight.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1897-08-27

Exhibitions Of true and genuine art
hsvs been very rare Of late, and is with
unbounded pleasure that the ladies Of
LIST. Psurs Guild announce to our
smustment-loving people. that they
have secured two Of Americas rising
and promising artists, for the evening
OF Friday, September 5, on which date
they will give q grand concert in Good
land, assisted by our best local talent.
Mr.. Reynslds is one OF tbs few sue
cssslul mandolin soloists in the coun-
try, and be is highly praised By the
press and public IS q master OF that
besGtiful and pOpulsr instrument.
Mr.. Jean AHard JssBcon- IS what
might bs called g double genius, foE
be is not only q concert pianist Of
exceptional ability, bat also possesses
8 rich, powerful baritone vcios, over
which be has complste control
The programme furnished by tbsse
gentlemen is varied 70 suit eli tastes
aud nobody viii Be disappointed.
TIE prices have been placed within
the reach Of sli. 50 that everyone car
enjoy This FaTs treat. Don't forget
tBs date, Friday September 3, at che
/ opera house,
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1897-08-27
LaBlsnehs toms.

From Our Correspondent.
VIII Stone and June Parker have
lately been through these parts buying
up young steers. Ed Strand got about
800 for five head. J, B. Moore sold
six head fOF shout s11O, having bought
the same for s. per calf last fall.
There is g difference Of taste in poe
try out here. Ask George HAmlin,
Mary Sprague, Ssds Horton snd sew
eral others to pick you out the most
horrid Of our verses and it viii be the
ones about themselves. "The others
being just immense"
The weather clerk has Caimsd the
ether; sad drove the stormy clouds
away. @Oid Sol" peeps now through
tinted azure, in summer sunset hold.
ing sway. While he is IN the golden
haze, and 70 are wondering Why; va
pine these melancholy days, Tor bluer
sky.
Your uncle Fuller did not intend "a
come cut this week, but Be wishes Il
impress upon ths doubling Thomssss"
| mind that never has one Of the Ia
Blanche items appeared in the sight o.
laay person that handles the IA
Blanche mail. They have never ever
seen 8 single item, except in print.
A posse Of LaBisnehe wheat baron
vent to GOodlsnd Saturday, and o.
hesring wheat had advanced, the sBes
music burst open the doors Of thsi
hearts, and after extending An unusua
amount Of sympathy 70 their neighbo
who lost bis entire wheat crop b. hail
the bicated magnates started up stree
Tor up somsHherel to get on 8 toOt 4
celebrate tbsir streak Of good Incl
Shut It seemed to 3 man up atVso" (Hh
vas thinking aloud they could hsv
shown better sympathy b sskLD
@we'ans" slons
i George Hamlin sold thst bunch 0
calves for slE spieos, which We refer
red to last spring ss 'sot Of G. c. Han
iltoa By paying 81 mOss s9r then ina
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1897-08-27
LABOR DAY FOR KANSAS.

Gov. Lesdy Issues = Proclamation Paying
Tribute TO WOrkingmen.
Gov. Leedy has issued the following
Labor day proclamation;
"Whereas, The legislature Of the state
of Kansas, wisely indicating a proper
respect for the dignity Of labor, has by
law declared that the first Monday in
September Of each year shall be known
as Labor day and shall be a legal
holiday.
Therefore, |, John W. Leedy, COVER
nor of the state Of Kansas, realizing
that in this state especially it is ft and
proper that our people should con-
stantly bear in mind the absolute nee
essity for the highest appreciation Of
those who toll with their hands be.
cause, upon the character, the sspira-
tions and the success of such common
wealth is reared and depends for its
own achievements, Obedient to the en-
actment of the legislature, do hereby
recommend that on Monday, Septem-
Der 6, 1897, all business be suspended
and that our people assemble and unite
to celebrate with appropriate exercises
this day especially set apart in honor
of the Wage-workeFs Of our state"
On riding down to PhiiHpsbuFg one
week ago last Saturday We had the
pleasure Of meeting Conductor John T.
Joyce, whom We knew as a boy years
ago in lows among the solemn hills Of
Wexford. He is a cousin Of Jack A.
Joyce Of Washington, D. c., famous in
the st. Louis whiskey cases under
President Grant. It was Jack who
threatened to shake Grants admins
tration from turret to minaret; he who
when fallen said: "a worm can crawl
over a PROSTATE gladiator" Mr.. Joyce
belongs to a race Of mental and physi-
cal giants, men who permsste the his
tory of their locality. We we're greatly
pleased to meet the freckled lad grown
into fine man.-NortOn Champion.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1897-08-27

any community might be proud Of, and
while THE REPUBu0 is pleased TO hssE
thst the county is not to loose Mr.. Sex
son it joins With Grant township In re-
GREETING that Mr.. StOddsEd feels CON-
PEELED TO leave.
The republican county central som
mite met st the court house Saturday
afternoon and sst their county coavsn-
ton for Saturday. September IS. Tia
committee also appointed E. S. Knight,
a. Vim, E. ". Penny and 7. P. Leon
ard delegates to the Judicial sOaYsn-
ton at Colby August q, snd instruct
ed them to use their influence for the
nomination Of Charles ". Smith, the
present incumbent.
While playing about a tethered horse
last Thursday afternoon, Paul Mixer,
the fve-year-Old son of Frank Mixer,
vas badly hurt by kick from the ami
NAL. The blow landed on the left side
Of the youngsters face, breaking the
jaw bone ia three places aud dislOcat-
ing it, aud crushing in the bridge Of
the nose. He was taken to Denver
Thursday night by his parents where
the fractured Jaw was put in d plaster
cast.
The arbiters Of what GOOdiaad shall
drink aud 90 with its money made 9
clean sweep sgain Tuesday, closed
every resort, took the niskIs-in-tEe-slOt
machines from the drug stores and
groceries and ordered the gambling
men to stop the deal. The giddy old
rounder will bsncefoFth have to depend
upon hydrant water for cOppsr-coolsr,
spend his money st church fairs, and
join church, commit suicide or rot with
ennui for psstime. How long, oh, Lord,
how long!
! "DOeaS" whitaker ana theodore
Green had narrow escape from death
during the storm Of Monday q week
ago. They we're on their way home
from Sharon Springs when the storm
struck them at the Bowers ranch on
Pond Creek. They sought shelter in
the buildings, but we're shortly after
driven out by the food and forced to
seek safety on the roof. All night long
they perched on the comb Of the roof,
expecting each moment to 60 down in
the icy waters which surgsd about
them, but the building stood and they
managed TO escape from their peFilOus
position at daylight. Their horses
we're on higher ground and out Of
reach of the water, but the buggy float
ed away and was found iu the morning
q mile down stream. The experiences
vas a very disagreeable one, but it will
teach them to keep an ark on hand or
quit camping along a stream in crop
years.