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The San Francisco call., 1897-06-20
FRUITvALE REAL ESTATE.


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dt)SlSn CHICKEN RAN NCH OF ACRES;
W A-Ot'. house or 1 room, with furni ure,
barn. CHICKEN houses, 225 ch,ckens Incu-
baturs, brooder houses. sausage machin II eat
cutter. boRe-grinder, horse, harness wagon and
carti ine mountain water piped over the whoe
place; must be soid immediate Y.
G.ESrO HANDSOME COTTAGE OF 6
'Ir = ONO.rOoms and bath; basement all fioored:
choice mutt aud flowers; lot 66xl48; Ioca. Ell in
the best part Of Frditvale.
G ODAA COTTAGE UF ROOMS AND ALI,
I'D -IOV. mo iern improvements; high base
ment: lot 7Jx %; only nalt block from F ruit-
vale ave-; $1O0J cas- balance 10 suit purchaser
q O00 500 CASH. BALANCE $40 PER
spOOO. onth; only 2 bl, cks from Fruityale
S alton; cottage OF rooms and bal broom;
7-foot b. semenl; lot f:jxl22 10 l6-foot alley IN
rear II. y. PLElTN Eh, FTuitvAle station.
DOR RENT-PAR RTIES WISHING TO START
Il any Kind OF basnt aud no Will ng 10 pay
high rent for storc besides like to live In althy
c untrT place, Can nice store with Living
rear IN rooms IN beautifu FIui ya.e, railroad
station or further iGtormR apply H. A.
PLElrNkR, Frultvae station.
NEW COTTAGE FINE PLACE; EASY
~ e ms; lots adjolnIngi $50. Il. PRATT,
Fruitvale static
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LII FEMALE COMPLAINTS AND Dis
n eases of The eye permanently cureu at MRS
DR.. sCOTl's, 4lO Geary st /: consultation tree
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STORAGE.

4 LOW RATkS-rUkNIIUR URE CARPETS
y panoL household goods: clean, Ugh. COM
par meHs; advances made. j. NOONA\, 1Ol7
10 AL23 Mission 81. above sixth; open eYemingA
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FUTILE & LOFTS, LAND AGENTS,
62O MARKET ST. OPP. PALACE HOTEL
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C.f C)En LARGE CORN X HOUSE AND
'NOZOU. lot; cdfce; centrai DepIrturt. box
g., Gail Office.
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4 cAFEk BROrHERS
4b REAL E~l ATE BROKERS'
AND FINANCIAL AGENTS
los MONTGOMERY ST.
LOOK. JoOK. LOOK
Y ERY CHEAPEST LOIS IN LAKEVIEW: !:
lots on Capitol ave, near Holloway: 25x
az 20 each; level aud ready build on: only two
block. from Missioa-sJ- e.ectric oar4; 500 each:
Cant be beat
GS0O SANCHEZ ST., NEAR JERSEY:
'DCOO. SUx76: cheap lot.
COOP NE. COR LOT IN WESTERN AnDI-
~ tion 25xl25; sunny '1-e of street oIIy $500
NEW s'X-RoCM HOUSE; ALI foDERN
~ Improvements; SancIeZ ST., near "a n; street
Work uoLe: Dr.ce $260U.
GOUTH OF MARKEI INVESTMENT PROP
- erty; Cemeniina St. IN, Sixth; rents s44 per
month; price $500.
ONE OF THE BEST RESIDENCE LOTS on
" Pacific Heights ID feet fro ~; splendid ma
rine view; would exchange for a. desirable West
ern Addi ion residence aud some mortgage as
sumed.
MCAFEE BROTHERS
iOS Montgomery 81.
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MADISON & BURKE. REAL ESTATE
VI Agents; established 1888; o2b Market 81.
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A RRANGEMENTS JUST MADE WITH A
= land 'xp-r, having Is ears experience
traVe Ing tNer this Stale Fnab es Us 10 furnish
thoroughly reliable &c rip.iOn' of greatest bar
cams % the mar ct, oss ii on Personal inspee-
ttOis; ae the lGcaiiy you II ter ana our ex pert
~il act ompany and show You every property for
sa or EXCHANGE Il tnat district; satisfactory re-
SUITS; time and money we'd.
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70 NLUSF AN ESTATE.
&7000 CAPPST. INVESTMENT; SEW
= wv. er4l hats; rent S1OsO per aunum; lot
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A I FRUITVALE, = AND BL CKS + ON
n s alton; choice building 10 on easy terms;
SO cash; streets graded and macadsmzed; sew
ers, .er and in: delightful CHINA e; As min
utes from al Francisco fare SO per month or
&C nts per trip; these lots are bargain at $3.50
syndicate Inv S.meHt Company, 65 Chronicle
bul Ding, or LOWhf, ON EN- q co, Frutval4
Station.
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COL GETz & BROTHER.
- ROOM \, FIRST FLOOR,
CRCCKER BUILDING.
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ONLY $50 CASH AND ST. SO MONTHLY
~ viii buy modera 4-room ard bath ottAge;
Just built; close n s,ion-st. car line JACUB
AEYMAN, IL Monlgo merry So
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4 IL, Us =: MAKE EF h; MUST BIZ SOLD
, and removed once: 549 to 555 Miss on ST.
Cal b56 n isslon ST.
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NEW WESTERN ADDITION FLATS.

$5250-Two ha 'dsome ay-wndow fats of 8
aud rooms; see them once; /; "a J-42 Lyon St /.
betw McAllisttr ST a Golden Gate ave ;
open for inspection; rent S5O per month.
BALDWIN d low ELL.
10 Montgomery St
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You who pay in- rent should visit the .ewly
butt homes Ia the Hrymau raCt. We have hem
f. ! 1850 anu upward. Take 23c-st urancn Of
Mis- In->t line iidr TO tiofnIau ave and ask for
Jan Is 4. o [ res dent agent. JACOB hey
NJ 5 y, ! Mon gOmery Il.
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GEE 1HOSr. NEW HOUSES on WEB~TER
- .. bet. Va lejo and Green; FilImore-s cars
one BLOCK; modern in every particular; finished in
natural woods very sunsy: f1ne marine view: I:
owner will show house Today; small cash pay
meRL II desired.
BOVEE. TOY & soNNTAG. Agents,
30 NJ OntgOmery st.
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II And
HOW SMITH DID NOT.
\ coninarntivtn arcnnnf fat,e f,n strrr
THIS SHOWS

J. ow Smith and JCnrs AIRED q. the end of ght
years paying oet preci SEW the same amount
every month Mht smith had been cont ut TO
fcll'w the DC Gust IN o. eAriching the laud ord,
lbs ihIif Y irirHd Jones nd inv 81 gated the
methods OF lu3i X a home in The Heyn4an Tract,
ltd a nnd nrn rstrin. I,nd
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OLD-ESrABLISHED; TREAT DISEA SES:
" so leach. Hypnotic Inst tute. 6 Farrell st
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EURNITCRE mos. fTC-ADVANCES
j pac king shipping. CHAS. LIZA YLOR ,2O4 Post.
DEDUCrD RATES. EURNITUKE, PIANOS.
Ii household goods e.c. j. Nj FIERCE. 135 Mkh
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l e0-ACRE CHARMINGLY LOCATED FOOT
IOO hill Esn'h b; 10 cultivated, rs lillabe b a.
ance wooded DAsture: living reek and sprIng
water; Broom residence: barn, poultry mouse aud
exchange.
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NEW COTTAGr FINE PLACE; EASY
~ ,e ms; lots adjolnIngi $50 l.. PRATT,
Fruitvale static
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O.. = PER ACRE FOR 234 ACRE FILL
0,' ~ Lesribg rHisin vineyard s,iI red ceCom-
posed granite with ay subsod; subsg antiaI in,-
prJvements: this years crop will avera e tons
10 the r.. thi. Is The greatest argsia on the
market; The innate is perfect; surrou ding be. u.
tifni; close TO rAiTosd station aud ony hou. :
r.de from city OF lN.OO0 people; a magnificent
in, ome home; clear; will exchange fof CITY prop
erty.
s,e larEer list of other great barga ms in Chron-
icle and Examiner.
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A WEEKS NEWS FOR CENTS -THR
"A WEEKLY CALL. In wrapper. for mailing.
The San Francisco call., 1897-06-20

GOQO0 POST NEAR DEVISADRRO; 6
DZUOO. rooms and bath; rents $40; lot
2bx7O -
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1897-03-25
Reflections of u Bachelor.

From the Nep York Press
Wives seldom know they hayen' got
good thing.
The man whose friends all say he has
a big heart Is often niggardly with his
family.
A girls idea Of intimacy is to com.
pare embroidery with another girl and
tell where they bought it.
When a girl loses her pocketbook the
thing she feels worst about is that her
lucky cent is gone.
When girl begins to talk about the
transmission of her ego you may he
pretty sure she has quit eating beef
steak and wearing a canton flannel
nightgown.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1897-03-25
Items Of Interest.

Policemen in Vienna must he able TO
swim, row a boat, and understand tele.
gra2hy.
No person under l6 years OF age is
permitted to enter a theatre or tavern
in Heligoland.
A two. headed calf which eats with
both mouths was lately on exhibition
al Holton, Kan.
In France 100000 tons Of potatoes
are annually used in the manufacture
of starch and alcohol.
The income Of a teacher in private
school of China is very small; about
one cent day for each pupil.
Some of the Chinese think that women
who wear short hair will be transformed
into men in the future world.
At the funeral of a populag wheel
man in Lewiston, Me-, the chief attrac
ton was large bicycle made of flow
ers.
A huge pumpkin, measuring g in.
in diameter, was grown this season by
Mrs William berry of Bluff City, Tenn.
A healthy babe should cry three or
four times day. to give its lungs need.
ed exercise. So asserts u medical all.
thority.
The flesh of the forequarters of the
beaver has something Of the flavor Of
beef, while that of the headquarters has
fishy taste.
Some Of the brewers in Germany bot.
tie beer in siphons which contain from
Is to 40 glasses. The beer continues
fresh for two DAYS.
An eating house made entirely OF
compressed PAPER has been erected in
Hamburg. The dining room is large
enough to accommodate $50 persons.
A couple of comic papers in Cairo,
Egypt, published rude caricaturcs of
Queen Victoria, and the two editors
have been sentenced to 10 months i'm
prisonment.
The emperor Of Russia is allowed a
salary of $25 900 a day; Queen Vic
toria 8 amounts to $4,000 day, and
that of the President Of the United
States, $l3G.98.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1897-03-25
News and Notes.

The feeding of mill by. products is on the
iucreaec
American Agricultural says "the outlook
for live stock interests is more hopeful"
The remedy for weeds is to keep the land
busy with good crop on it,
Oats and peas make good soiling crop.
Enlightened cultyators OF the soil agree
that whatever can be done without irrga-
ton can be far surpassed with it.
1t is believed that in the near future ar.
tificial irrigation will spread over the south
and east
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1897-03-25
Literary Notes.
"Facts and Fiction" for 1897.

For 1897 arrangements have been made by
which the readers of Facts and Fiction are
promised an overflow of good things. With
age comes experience, and experience sug
gests improvements.
The publication will continue to be printed
on superior quality of paper and the illus
trations will be principally halftonc copper
plates, the costest process now in use.
The series Of frontispiece portraits of
western authors will be continued, and will
be followed by series Of each of artists, H.
neutrality-suspicious. and editors, all of which
will form portrait gallery of great interest
to the general reader.
A fashion page will be among the new
features. This will be so edited as to be
practical and money saving.
THE Lincoln Page has touched pop
ulxr chord, and this department will be con.
tinued. In addition to much other matter,
series of articles on the conspiracy to
assassinate Mr.. Lincoln, with special refer.
ence to the trial and execution Of Mrs Sur
raft will be contributed by Judge ]. w.
Clhmpltt WHO Wae COuuSel lot NTS OuTTutt
in the famous trial.
He is clever and versatile writer. He is
the author Of the popular hook, Echoes
from the Rocky Mountains" of the novel,
Clouds Mills" editor of "Lalors Political
Cyc!opedia," and q frequent contributor to
the leading magazines.
Jack Besant's Boy" by G. F. Randolph,
Is story beginning in the January number,
which, in addition to its being highly inter
esting to those who have had experience,
as we'll as to those who have only observed
has the added charm of being the only one
written the subject and plan on which this
story is constructed.
The regular departments of the past will
be continued, and the publisher hopes that
all readers will in the near future feel like
referring to Facts and Fiction in the language
of contemporary when it called the publ
cation THAT sprightly western monthly"
and to endorse the ointment of the Chicago
Daily NeWs when it said, "A magazine that
Is full of interest and value is Faots and FSc-
ton. Condensed learning is easy to take
when presented in such attractive guise."
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1897-03-25
Don't Stop Tobacco.
HOW TO CURE YOURSELF WHILE
USING 1T.


The tobacco habit grows on q man until
his nervous system Is seriously affected, i'm
pairing health, comfort and happiness. To
quit suddenly is too severe shock to the
system, rs tobacco to an inveterate user be-
comes a siimulnnt that hissystem continually
Graves. "Brco euro" is II scientific cure for
the tobacco habit, in all its FORMS carefully
compounded after The formula of an eminent
Berlin physician who has used it in his pri-
yate practice since 1872, without a failure
1t is purely vegetable and guara' teed per
f,ctly harmless. You can use all the tobacco
YOU want while taking "Bnco. euro. 1t will
notify YOU when to stop. We give written
guarantee to cure permanently any case with
three boxes, or refund the money with ten
pcr cent interest. "Baco euro" is not sub.
sti,ute, but scientific cure, that cures with
out the aid of will power anu with no neon.
yenience. Ii leaves the system as pure and
free from nicotine as the day you took your
first chew Or smoke.
CURED BY BACo- euro and GAINED 30 lbs.
From hundreds of testimonials, the oriyl-
nails of which are on file and open 10 lnSpec-
ton, the following is presented:
CLAYTON, Nevada Co., Ark, Jan %, 1885
Eureka Chemical & Mfg Co., La Crosse
Wis-Gcntlemen For forty years l used
tobacco in all its forms For twenty five
years of that time was great sufferer from
general debility and heart disease. For fifteen
years tried to qui, but couldn't. l took
various remedies among Others" No.To Bac,'
"The Indian Tobacco Antid 'te,' Double
Chloride of Gold" etc, etc, but none of them
did me the least bit of good, Finally, |
purchased box of your "Baco. euro" and it
has entirely cured me of the habit in all its
forms and | have increased thirty pounds in
weight and am relieved from all the numerous
aches and pains of body and mind. | could
write a quire of paper upon my changed
feelings and condition.
Yours rcsp'y, p. II. MARBuRy,
Pastor c. p. Church. Clayton, Ark.
Sold by all druggists II, 81 00pcr box;three
boxes, go days treatment 50,and iron'ciad
guaranteed cure, or sent direct upon receipt
of price. Write for booklet and proofs.
Eureka Chemical & Mtg. Co., Lacrosse,
Wis. and Boston, Mass.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1897-03-25
AGRICULTURAL.
The Poultry.

Saye all the feathers.
Keep the tail and wing feathers separate
from the others.
sunfowcr seed promote laying and good
health.
Wheat is one of the best egg producing
foods.
The secret of raising goslins is to keep
them dry and warm.
1t will require an average Of one pound OF
grain per week for ten weeks to feed
chick.
Young fowls need bone meal to supply
strength ara vigor to the growing frame.
Chat is good material for the nests Of
the early sitting hens.
The use OF cross-bred cocks often prevents
uniformity in the color and characteristics
OF the chicks.
1.-THE large white breed Of ducks are kept
the feathers will be nearly as valuable IS
those from the geese.
New blood in poultry is the basis OF beau
ty, vigor and prolifcatness. Introduce it at
least every two years.
II chicks are allowed free run on light
warm days it will add considerable to their
vigor.
Ifcracked oyster shells are kept where the
fowls can help themselves there will be no
softshelled eggs.
Winter layers depend upon early pullets.
Early pullets depend upon early settlers and
carly settlers upon winter layers.
Tar and sulphur burned in the poulty
house with the doors closed tight is good
disintectant. 1t keeps vermin down.
Keep the yard and poultry house floors
sprlnkled with air slaked lime and there
will be fewer cases Of the roup.
Those who breed fowls principally for the
eggs ought not to expect to get an abundance
of superior flesh from the same breeds.
Young poultry should not be fed with the
older. Provide coop where they can be
fed to themselves.
IL OC0b 6Tt hIlOWcu w LunhC HCess Ill sne
stable they not only create filth, but carry
lice with them.
1t ia pretty well settled fact that small
nocks lay more eggs in proportion to their
numbers than larger ones.
A broad smooth board is better for feeding
young fowls than troughs, and they are more
easily cleaned.
A we'll fed and well cared for fowl is al
ways in prime condition and little extra
feeding at any time will fit it for the table.
As rule fowls two years old make the
best breeders. 1t is not wise to market
them unless you have Others to take their
places.
With little care in management turkeys
can be made profitable wherever they can be
given free range.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1897-03-25
Nobody Believes 1t.

If you really believe that foolish
French epigram. "The unexpected al
ways happens" why don't you back
your opinion? 1t is easy to get odds
that it will not. For instance, snow
storms in July are unexpected. Are
you willing to wager there will be some
this year?
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1897-03-25
To rejoice in the happiness of others
is to make 1t our own.

According to some writers very few
persons merely die The banker
passes in his checks, the cashier goes
to his last account the mugwump joins
the great majority the cobbler 'breathes
his last the saloon keeper seeks the
spirit land, the gambler 'shuffles off,
the stableman kicks the bucket the
spiritualist medium gives up the ghost
the accountant goes to his long reckon.
ing, and the editor 20 to the devil.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1897-03-25
11henma1ism quickly Cured.

After having been confined to the house
for eleven days and pay ing out $s5 in doctor
bills without benefit, MIR. Frank Dolson of
Sault Ste. Marie, Mich was cured by one
bottle of ChamDcrain's Pain Balm costing
Is cents and has not since been troubled
with that complaint For sale by j. X.
Wutnra
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1897-03-25

Farmer-I guess there's been somebody
fishing in our trout.stream behind the barn.
Fs. Wife-How do you know? Have you
found line and hook'
Farmer-No, have better proof than that,
l found a whlskey flask
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1897-03-25

81. =: !; ZmAzz7sx -: e

WANTED-sEvERAL FA a. lt''ln
w men or women to travel for resp0n-
sble established house in Maryland. Salary
$3.50, payable SIS weekly and expenses.
Position permanent. Reference. Enclose
self addressed stamped envelope. The Ma
tional, Star Building, Chicago.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1897-03-25
THE LADIES' HOME JOUR-
NAL FOR 1897.

THE LADIES HOME Journal promises unusu:
sturdy. One series of papers alone would sell the
magazine that is, the three White House articles
which eS-Presidcnt Harrison is TO write No man has
ever done what General Harrison will do in these
articles: show us what "A Day " 18th the President
at his Desk means in one article: in another tell ot
tclc describe upstairs Life in the White House.
Each Of the articles will be prousely illustrated An
other equally fascinating is the one called
Great Personal Events, in which some of the great
est enthusiasts wh-h have occurred in America will
be revived: those wonderful times when / ouiS Kos
suh rode up Broadway; when the young Prince OF
Wales was here; when Jenny Lind sang in Castle
Garden; when Henry Ward BE cchcr electrified his
congregation by selling slaves in his pulpit when
Gran, wen, round the world when Henry Clay babe
farewell to the senate; when John Wesley preached
in Georgia, OF which so few know. All these mem
orable events and others will be wildly recalled,
ed with pictures which have occupied twelve artists
over year. third series is unique and valuable
from the fact that it will give women scores OF ideas
for their homes 1t will reveal what there is Inside
OF a Hundred American Homes" and carefully re-
produce pictures Of one hundred completely furnish
cd rooms in homes in this country from Maine to
lively engaged by the JOURNAL: Mrs. 5. T. Rorer
who will hereafter have charge of the domestic de.
partment and give series of cooking lessons and
Dwight l.. Moody, the famous evangelist who is to
pu. the result Of hi; life study Of The Bible in de-
artist Charles Dana Gibson who crelted the Gibson
girl will present six full page pictures showing The
People of DiCkcnS,' while Alice Barber Stephens
will alternate with MIR. Gibson and present her idea
OF six Types of American Womanhood," showing
the American woman in society, III religion, in busI-
ness in summer, in the home, and a mother.
Mary Z. v llkins. the New England writer, vii re-
vive the OLD quilting party, the ancient sngngschoo
and the appc,paring bee in "Ihe Pleasures of Our
Neighborhood" Sir Henry Irving is to tell how to
study, read and present Shakespeare in Small Com.
munites." Philip Sousa has written waltz. while
Ira D. Sankey has composed hymn which he con,
siders greater than his famous Ninety and Nine"
Ian Maclarcn will have story, while Herbert ID
Wards numerous sc,eal, The Burglar Who Moved
Paradise" will run through the year. Jenny Lind's
daughter Is to sketch My Mother as Recall Her."
while George w, Smalley is to show The Personal
Side OF the Prince of Wales" in lavshy illustrated
article. If it has become fad, it seems, for every
girl and woman take this magazine it is an excel
Tent one and, unlike many other ilds, sensible
The JOURNAL is published by The Curtis Publish
ing Company, of Philadelphia
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1897-03-25
Golden Hours.
PROSPECTUS FOR 1896.

Since the first number Of GOLDEN Hours
was issued it has been conceded by juvenile
readers to the hest young peoples paper in
the world Although gn,iticl beyond ex-
preston by the hearty appreciation with
which his efforts 10 please Iayr been met, the
proprietor shall in future strive To- obtain still
to give to TIE youth If America paper that
will he both instructive and entertaining, and
a welcome weekly visitor to every household
in the nnd.
On the staff of contributors 10 GOLDEN
Hours are such wcll.knnwn writers ofynung
peoples stories as: Weldon J. Cobb, Matt
Royal J, I'm De Morgan. Cor tliuS SHEA,
Harric Irving Hancock Fred Thorpe. Geo.
W Browne, William G Pai,rn, Scripius,"
Burt X Brad ock. s. y. ID Cox. Al II Gibson,
T. G. IIarhauyh, Walter F. Bruins. Arthur 9
Grissom, and Others of w"rd.w 'c rrputa-
ton, who contribute regularly to- its columns.
Terms to Subscribers:
One Copy for One Year. 80
One Copy for Six Mo >lhs. ..... fl25
Address
GOLDEN HOURS,
MUNRO'S PUBG HOUSE,
"a l. 26 VANDEwATER-sT.,
P O Box 1929 New York.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1897-03-25

An egg and an Office boy differ in that one
IS best when i.'s fresh and the other isn't.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1897-03-25

She-I do SO like figures in the Ian.
GERS.
Hell prefer round dances; but l
admired one figure very much in them
just now.
She-Which one?
He-Yours.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1897-03-25

She-Why is it that you never will
come home till IL or ! o'clock?
He-Because l find it impossible to
change the habit formed when we were
counting.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1897-03-25

Patient-"Doctor, my chest troubles
me. | have the utmos. difficulty in
drawing my BREATH
Doctor (confidently):-"Oh, we'll, we
will soon stop that"
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1897-03-25

He, who to keep his secret tries,
Should not the country seek,
For corn has ears, and potatoes eyes,
And all the mountains peak.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1897-03-25

Mamma-Well, Edyth, how did you
like the kindergorden7
Edyth-I didn't like it bit. The
teacher put me on a chair and told
me to sit there for the present. And |
sat, and she never gave me a present.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1897-03-25

-----01 . NDS--------
Mrs. Gaswell-Some people have an
idea that we shall pursue in the next
world the avocations which occupy our
attention in this.
Mrs. Dukane-I am inclined to think
there IS something in the theory.
| hope not
WIZ?
Well. my husband is such a con
frmed scorcher.
Young Father (anxlously)-1s it
bow or girl, nurse?
Nurse g three of EN- sir-three
boys.
Young Father-Good graciousl this
comes Of marrying girl whose father
was in wholesale line of business.