Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1897-04-29
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/ his oyercoat with him.-Boston Traveller.
In all their history the stock of the
| lower Mississippi banks has never been
watered to such an extent as noW.-Cnl-
cago Tribune.
| VIEWERS soldiers may desert him, our
| as long as his typewriter holds out victory
cannot be wrested from his grasp.-St.
Louis Republic.
| The Indiana girl who tried to stroke
circus tiger will be disfgured for lie.
But think of the experience she had!-
| Buffalo Express.
After we all get through talking about
| it, we must admit that only the Mlssls-
| sippi could stand such long run on us
bank-St. Paul Dispatch.
If eternal perseverance is genius. as
Michael Angelo asserted, then great deai
of genius is going to waste III once seek
ing.-Baltimore American
The latest school house in New iork
has a roof play ground. Here is an loea
which may be old, but which IS certainly
practical baltimore American.
The United States must do for the Paris
exnosition in 1900 what it wished France
to do for us at the time of the Worlds
Fair at Chcago.-Boston Journal.
The House of Representatives has notn-
ing to do, and it is discharging the obllga-
tion with all the earnestness ana energy
of which it iscapable.-Chicago RECORD.
The man who tries to get back his pres
ents after the engagement has been brok-
on knows how hard it is to make retroac-
five resolution Work-Baltlmore Amerl-
can.
The senatorial fight in Kentucky has
now reached the indictment stage, and
If looks as if somebody might be chosen
to seat in the penitentiary.-Bo
Herald
It is ridiculous to assert that hen-
tucky's senatorial deadlock is costing that
State $1,000 a day." That wouldn't set
tie the bill for wet goods alone.-Chlcago
Times Herald.
Cigarette ashes are said to be great to
make palms and rubber plants grow. La
dies who want to see their palms and rub
Der plants prosper will know now what
to do.-Boston Globe.
We observe that the adjectives infam-
Gus, iniquitous, corrupt, crooked and mis-
chievous are being terribly overworked in
all States that have Legislatures in ses-
sion.-Baltimore American.
If impossible to give President Angel
the protection Of a man-of-War at the
Turkish mission, he should at least be
allowed to take along the Michigan Uni
versity football team.-Detroit Free
Press.
There has been more talk and less war
in the past two years than during SINH
II, in bictp
examples set by the great American prize
fighters have demoralized nations.-Chi-
cago Journal.
Tuesday night was busy one for the
arship. 1t exploded in Kalamazoo, Mich,
ran aground in Carlinvile, ILL.,, and made
it's debut in Washington, D. G. 1t now
Chicago Tribune.
1t looks as if a typewriter was at the
bottom of the latest bank smash in Chi
cago, and the queer thing about it is that
she isn't particularly pretty. She must
have been quite fascinating, just the
same.-Boston Herald.
Gen. Weyler has again announced that
the backbone of the Cuban instruction
has been broken. The facility with which
this article is produced down there seems
to indicate that the instruction has got
backbones to burn.-New York Press.
Reports of q monster flying machine or
sea serpent near one of our seaports will
not necessarily mean that the aerial mys-
terry has taken a new form. 1t may be
one Of our battleships trying to cross
corn field.-St. Louis Globe Democrat
Many a man who denounced as idiotic
the vocal celebrations on election night
is now busily arranging his plans so as to
enable himself to go out to the baseball
grounds and howl maledictions on the UNI
plre and otherwise root boisterously.-
Chicago Record.