New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-08-15
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Ehel li. has been trying to learn how to ride
bicycle for four weeks now.
Penelope-Is her Instructor stupid?
he.-No-hands ome.-tJudge.
Reporter TO edor-T have a 81 900 Are In a Broad
way millinery shop. do you want anything written
about It?
Editor-No; that means that not more than three
Easter bonnets were burned
THE VERY TROUBLE
Doctor 60 patient threatened with nervous pros
tration)-Do you notice that you are troubled with
Patient with visions of recent disaster at card
table fresh in mind)-Loss OF memory, doctor? No.
sir it's memory OF my loss that gets me-(Judse
Next Tuesday will be the twenty-ffth anniversary
of what are called in France the national pilgrim
ages" to Lourdes. Vast numbers of the faithful,
whom NJ. lola has described. will make the journey
this year.
stephen Mallory White Is Senator from Cali
fornia and stephen Russell Mallory is Senator
There more than mere coincdence in the sim
arty Of names The men are cousins Senator
brother and sister 1t is little curious that the
Senators should represent States far apart az il
the other on the Pacfc coast The grandfather Of
the two Senators was one OF the earliest settlers OF
Florida, while their grandmother was Spanish
woman OF fine stock. considerable beauty and re-
maFkabe constitution retaining until her old age al
comes from his grandmother; He was not born in
plains in 1850 attracted to California by the reports
OF newly discovered gold The Senator was born In
hand. remained in Florida. and now the whirlgig OF
time and the strange happenings or politics unite
the families In the Senate"
Sergeant Garrow once had an archec, in the wit
ness-box and thus INTERCEPTED him: you are
builder I believer" mo. sir | not builder;
I am an architect" "Ah. well. builder or architect;
architect builder; they pretty much the same.
I suppose" NO. totally different" "Oh. indeed!
Pehaps you will state wherein this great difference
consists" IAN architect, sir conceives the design.
prepares the plans, draws out the specifcatlons-in
short supplies the mind. The builder is merely the
machine; the architect the power thdt puts the ma
chine together and sets It going" "Oh, very well.
Mr. Architect, that will do. very Ingenious dis
tinctlon without difference. Do you happen to
know who was the architect OF the Tower of
Babel?' There no architect, sir; hence the
confusion there"
A MODERN USE.
Pease-We, there's the church bell Casteton
will be around In a minute.
Hubbard-What; are you going 10 cnnrch h., ,,r
Pease-Oh, no. but that was 10 be the slgnai Tor
our century run.-(Puck.
Tennessee community. apparently founded on
Institutes drawn from the precepts OF Ruskin. has
Just established a college. TO which they gave the
OF that rhapsodist. at New-Economy, the
town they have built up in the last three years.
The community now numbers 2l3 and possesses
property valued at $4,000. When 1t started each
head OF family put in $500, and the increment
represents what they have earned In the interval
beyond their living expenses The settlement lives
as single family its standard OF value Is an hours
labor; in It's home commerce IL has money and
needs none-a certificate that labor has been per-
formed takes its place pound OF tea costs eleven
hours work; seventy hours pay for pair OF shoes;
two and half for pound OF crackers. and
Everybody works and al.--men and women alike
receive the same wages They have heretofore
worked ten hours day. but expect soon to reduce
IL TO eight. They have kindergarten and adequate
education machinery. music, Languages and a lin
tied technology being taught in addition the reg
ullr branches. The majority OF the communists are
agnostics There Is TO church. but those who like
can 20 to church outside. OF the great number OF
similar communities first and last founded in this
country few survive. The most do not ouast a
decade. and It would not be safe to predict longer
term for this one. though It's institution OF a COL
lege shows that 1t has so far misglvngs on that
Partisan journalist. though he. poor fellow has been
placed beyond the reach OF worldly honors by that
same enterprise NJ Henri Martin was Editor-in-
Chief OF the Courier de Lyon" OF Paris. He be-
greatly Interested in hanging, and had been
publishing articles on that subject viewed from a
scientific standpoint Fascinated by his investlga-
lions. the journalist announced article describing
the sensations OF a hanged man in collecting the
data for which he met his death. He was found
"A hook In the ceiling and attached to dog-coar
around his neck. The facts had been brought out
in suit against an insurance company, In which the
wife OF the Journalist seeks to recover 5000 francs
the amount OF the insurance policy held by her hus-
band In the defendant company. The company re-
eide The counsel for the widow contends that VI.
Martin was making experiencing on himself. and
that his death was ntal-tNewspaperdom.