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SI00 To Any Man.
WILL PAY 500 F6R ANY CASE
or Weakness In Men They Treat 40
Fall to Cure.

OF Weakness In Men They Treat 40
Fall to Cure.
An Omaha Company places for tho first
time before the public q MAGICAL TR8AF
AENr for the cure of Lost Vitality Nervous
and Sexual Weakness, and Restoration u
Life Force in old and young men. No
WORKOUT French remedy: contains %
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. WONDERFUL TREArMENT-magical in -
enects-positive in its cure. An readers,
who are suffering from . weakness thaA
blights their life, causing that mental and
physical suffering peculiar 70 Lost Man
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COMPANY, No. 3)05 Range Block, Omaho,
Neb.. and they will send you absolutely
FREE, valuable paper on these diseases,
and positive proofs OF their truly NAsIaAL
TREATMHx1. Thousands Of men, who have
lost all hope Of . cure, are being restored
BY them tqf rfect condition.
This MACH RRATN8xr may b taken
ct home undt cir directions or they will
pay railroad I. and hotel bills TO all who
prefer to 90 to there for treatment. il they
fail to cure. They are perfectly reliable;
have no Free Prescriptions, Free Cure,
Free Sample, or C. q. u. fake. They have
ESQ, 900 capital. and guarantee to cure
every case they treat or refund every dol
lar; or their charges may be deposited b
Q bank to b paid to them when . cure =
Elected Write them today.
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

Everyone is now looking about for a
Christmas present for their loved ones
In another column will be found rare
opportunity in the advertisement of
The Edison American Photograph
Co, Kansas City, for a Talking Ma
chine for $40 co. This machine talks,
sings and reproduces instrumental
music as good as any 500. 90 machine.
The name of the Company is suffi-
cient guarantee they ARE all right
Write them early
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16
Catarrh Cannot BE Cured

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS. as they
cannot reach the seat Of tho disease. Ca
ease. and in order to cure 1t you must
take internal remedies. Halls Catarrn
Cure Is taken internally, and acts direct
Halls Catarrh Cure is not q Quack med
icine. 1t was prescribed by one OF the
best physicians in this country for years.
and is a regular prescription. 1t Is COM
posed OF the best ton!cs known, combtn-
ed with the best blood purifiers. ACTING
directly on the mucous surfaces. Inc
perfect combination Of the two ingredl.
e1ts il what produces such wonderful re.
suits In curing Catarrh. Send for test1'
monials, free.
+. J. CHENEY & CO., Props. Toledo. q
Sold by druggists. price !5c.
Halls Family Pills are the best
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16
Read the Advertise ments.

You will enjoy this publication much
better if you will get in the habit of
reading the advertisements: they will
afford most interesting study and
will put you in the Way of getting
some excellent bargains. Our adver-
tisers are reliabl they send what they
advertise.
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

There are some people who viii
weep readily when q rich man scratch
es his finger. but who remains dry
eyed when some serious ef1iction
comes to one who is Door.
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

Calamity Howler.
Prosperity here? Nothing OF the
sort. I'm a good deal worse off thar
l was before the election"
What business are you in?"
I'm not in any business. was
running the straw vote department for
the Daily Blowhorn."
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

Large climbing roses and other half
hardy climbers can be mounded up at
the root with fresh earth to protect
from mice, and the tops wound with
sacking and left upright; large shrubs
and peach trees can also be thus pro-
tected
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

Leaves makes the most excellent
bedding and they can be put under
cover by the thousand bushels very
cheaply. With little road dust On
land plaster added, they would take mp
all the liquid manurcs and the fern
would grow proportionately richer.
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

1t is said that men do more counting
in every succeeding generation and
less marrying.
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

A good book is friend that never
proves untrue and never turns cold.
which is far more than can be said OF
the generality of friendships.
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

The only faith that wears well and
holds its color in all weather il that
which is woven of conviction and cot
with the sharp mordant Of experience
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

At recent wedding in Illinois the
grandmother of the bride maid acted
rs the maid of honor.
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

Nothing makes man quite so mad
- to have a woman insist on marrying
him whether he is willing or not, az
some women will.
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

The ideal life, which is but the reali'
zation of our own oneness with the ln'
finite, and the helping others to realize
theirs: showing what can be done
through our own living and loving and
by other words bearing witness to the
Eternal Veritics."
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

1t is an economical measure to have
boy in the family for the reason that
no pie, in such an equipped family. u
ever wasted.
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

A man who loves his enemies 10 neg.
Letting his friends, no matter what the
Scripture says
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

1t is we'll enough to give the devil
his due, but when doing that mes
should not give him the principal also
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

II the golden rule were followed IN
this country there would be very little
Of what is now regarded as justice by
eho people. go
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

More guineas would be bred if it
were not for an unreasonable preju-
dice against them. Many gninea is
served in city restaurants as prairie
chicken or pheasant, and the consumer
never knows the difference.
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

The chicken that takes the prize II
the poultry show is not the helpful her
You hear about
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16
Why He Went Up.

John! john" exclaimed Mrs. Per
Hns; wake up! hear burglar down
stairs!"
Mr.. Perkins jumped up, hurriedly
put on his trousers and slippers and
rushed from the room.
After he had been silent for min
ute or two Mrs. Perkins called:
John! John! Where are you.
john
Here am" Mr.. Perkins answered.
What on earth are you doing in the
attic" Mrs. Perkins shrieked.
"Confound it," replied Mr.. Perkins.
didn't you say he was downstairs?''
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

FITS PermanentlyCure6 Motifs nervousness aftel
first days of Or. Kline Great Nerve Restorer
Send for FREE $500 trial bottle and treatise.
DR. r H. KLINE. Ltd, S3l hrcn St.. Philadelphia, Pa
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

Zero weather may kill fruit buds
that have swollen during the previous
warm days, or that were not properly
Yipened in autumn.
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

Men too freque ntly permit them
selves to be led by their prejudices
when they should be influenced by
nothing but the truth.
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

Every day apparently is the worst
day for annoyance that people can 70
call.
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

10 one can out live trouble. A MrA
41kht aged los years, figures In the
W. sf destitute and hungry people in
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

Let not the preacher exalt 1'1s
above righteousness
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16
Ouehtn't Have Told.

Oughth't Have Told.
Mr.. Richun-"Young NANNY daugh-
ter tells me that you kissed her last
night"
Mr.. Nervie-"Well, if she wants to
60 around Dragging about 1t, that's her
privilege"
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

Tender bulbs should be lifted, driet
and put away from mice AMI rats In Z
dry frost proof cellar.
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

1t is seldom that the temperature
droys sufficiently low to injure dos.
mant peach buds
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

The Denver bank teller who disap-
peared recently leaving his accounts
all right, was evidently an absent
minded person
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

Nearly verybody agrees that the
Bible is the best book. yet how few
are familiar with it, truths and beau
ties.
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16
Nothing ventured, Nothing Won.
That Settled 1t.

That Settled It.
"Why has Mrs. Langdon left her
husband and gone back to her pa
rents?"
''She got to rummaging through his
papers the other day and found the re-
ceipt for his first wife's engagement
ring. 1t cost $40 more than he paid
for the second one"
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

Good roads would mean good farms.
good markets, good prices and good
times for all concerned.
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

Piso's Cure for Consumption has ben a
family medicine with Us since 1855. X.
Madison, 2iO3 AID Ave. Chicago, Ill.
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

Women have certain notions and
does no good to combat them. so they
saw
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

The rich have no legitimate excuse
to commit evil.
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16
WHAT SHALL GIVE FOR CHRISTMAS?

Yoa can easily settle this question by sending
for the grand new illustrated Catalogue, show
ING 500 Of the most beautiful things in Jewelry
aAA Stverwares of the Mern,od & Jaccard
jswslry Co., Broadway, Cor Locust, s. Louis,
Vho vm also. X You win enclose IS cts, send
you Solid Silver Handled Nail File.
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

II We saw the gilded side of the cross
first, it would be no cross
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16
Fatal Neglect.

Fatal Neglect.
Observation-Disclosures the matter, my
dear?
Wife-Our girl has left.
Husband-Oh, we'll, don't lot that
worry you. There are plenty more.
Wife-But l forgot to get q recon-
mendation from her.
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

The name Marguerite" never aP
pears SO badly out of place as when II
figures in a divorce petition.
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

A great many who pretend to adj
mire candor. by their actions constant
ly teach drplicity.
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

BEADING should teach us how to seek
See truth and meditation how to find
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

Star Tobacco is the leading brand Of
the world, because it is the best.
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

No man suffers 30 much from rascal
ity a. the rascal
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

The telephone which extends over
the longest route is that between Bos-
to and St Louis, a distance OF 400
miles.
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

Never hope to hold . neutral posi-
ton towards an evil, that which you
do not positively discourage You en-
cOnra0e
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

The development of the best within
NJ is oftener due to our families than
to our succGsses
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

Tony, twelve-hand high pony in
India. has won 40 races IN nine years
quite a record
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16
Her Patriotism.

Her Patriotism.
Mrs. Rawson-Why are you so glad
that Bulwinkle was elected? thought
you never took any interest in politics.
Mrs. Hawkesworth-But my husband
won enough on the result to byy ne
a new sealskin sacQue.
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

Are people to live after death? L
20 in what state?
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

D0T fsbsees Spit and Smoke Yolr Life Awsy.
10 quit tobacco easily and forever. be mag.
Detic, full Of life, nerve and vigor, take NoTo'
Bac, the wonder-worker. that makes weak men
strong. All druggists, SOC or q. Cure guaran.
toe6 Booklet and sample free. Address
6eexling Remedy Co, Chicago or New York
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

A beautiful woman pleases the eye,
a good woman pleases tho heart; one
q Jewel, the other q treasure
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

''His face was as the face of IN an
gen." accordingly they stoned him.
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

With guineas on the farm the owner
need not pine for game dinner. TO,
they are quite the gamiest of domestic
fowls.
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

Many man who had a hard boy.
hood, tries to be good to his con, and
ruins him.
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

Hendry-"So you take stock In that
yarn? Why. I wouldn't believe that
story II told It myself" CoWg1te-
We'll. in that case neither would L.
Boston Transcript.
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

Late nights are hard on the bloom
OF youth.
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16
TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY.
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
Druggists refund the money If it fails to cure 25c

Never take lantern into a stable.
Have a glass window flush with inside
wall, and 2 box outside with a small
door, and set the lantern in this. let
ting the light shine through the win
dow
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

The fewer promises a man make.
the better
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

II consistency were the first and
great commandment no man would b
converted
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

Educate Your Bowels With Csscarets.
Candy Cathartic euro constipation forever
loc- 25c- nc c. c. fail. druggists refund money.
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16
The Pursuit. Of Happlnes,,

When the Declaration Of Independence A.
serted mans right to this, it enunciatld On In
mortal truth. The bilious suaercr il on the road
70 happiness when he be. ins to take HOstetter's
Stomach Bitters. tie nost eficaeious regulator
of the liver in existence. Equally reliable 10 it
In chills and fever, constipation, dyspepsa, rheu-
matism. kidney trouble and nervousness. Tee It
regularly, and not at odd intervala-
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

Whoever will do good will find life
too short for the work he will find to
do.
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16
1t May Be So.

1t May Be So.
why do actors always object to one
night stands?'
Because they think the supply Of
eggs might be exhausted by the second
or third night, guess"
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16
Just Alike

walker-"Male cyclers are just like
female gossips."
Talker-"How so?"
Walker-"They're always running
somebody down."
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16
To Cure Constipation Forever.

Take CaScaretS Candy Cathartic. l0c or go
II C. c. c. fail TO cure. druggists refund money
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

Men require mirrors to see their own
virtues
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

It Il only the cross We carry that
turns to gold.
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

Marriage may be lottery, but it is
one of the games of change that the
clergymen do not try to discourage.
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

ASTHMA can b quick cured By DR.. Taft's
Asthmalene. All sufferers from this distressing
comp amt should write u Or. Taft Bros. Fin St..
Rochester. y. Y. for sample hotie, sentabSOlutely
free receipt of address. They reliable
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

For children tcething softens the reduces nan
alton alays pain, wind collie g cents bottle
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

Never disparange the commonplace.
What IL more commonplace than .
4 mothers love?
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16
Important Notice.

important SO.1ce.
4 man woman OF good church staining can -
sure position with well known house Of 20 stand
ing Manager and >poudent in this
y. Salary $40 yearly. Address 4. p. 7. Elder SEQ
S0eAry. 27s Michigan Ave-. Chicago. Ill.
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

It is said that . real Thoroughbred
hunter never shoots - common thing
as . rabbit
A tool house of easy access and with
only IN earthen floor for storing reap
ers, mowers, drin and harvesting ma
chinery more than paya its cost
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

Clean blood means q clean skin. No
beauty withoutit Cascare,s, Candy Cathar-
tic cleans your blood and keeps it clean, BY
stirring up the lazy liver and driving all i'm
purities from the body. Begin to-day to
Danish pimples hollis. blotches, blackheads,
and that sickly bilious complexion by taking
Cascarets.-beauty for ten cents All drug
gists. satisfaction guaranteed, loo, Csc, soc.
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

Men who write should read Addison
and Daudet.
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16
No-To- BAG for Fifty Cents.

Guaranteed tobacco habit cure, makes wea!
men strong, blood pure. Soc 81. All druggists
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

II yon wish to know . mans charac-
ter learn his thoughts
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

ments. The trade mark II self
explanatory. Five Drops make
a dose. The effect is magical In days
gone by other alleged cures have been
marketed with the promise to take effect In
thirty days or more. Five Drops begins
to cure at once. Immediate relief ia felt.
The manufacturers of Five Drops have
thousands of testimonials from reliable
people, copies of many Of them gladly
sent upon application. In order to more
effectively advertise its merits the COM
pany Will for the next thirty days send
out 1C0, 600 of their sample bottles of this
positive cure for p cents bottle by mail
prepaid. Large bottle, 800 doses, 81 (fos
thirty days 8 bottles S2.5O.) Those suffer
ing should write 10 the Swanson Rhe0
matte Cure Company, 161-l69 Dearborn St,
Chicago, H., and take advantage OF Thu
generous offer. This company is reliable
and promptly fill every order
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16
Too True

Too True.
Isaacs-"The early bird catches the
worm"
walton-"And then tells his friends
about the snakes that got away"
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

Binns-"Have you been to church
lately?"
Ninus-"No; but ! have read The
Christian
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

Smoke Siedge Cigarettes, 20 for cts.
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

are usually the ones we possess our
selves
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

A lie, like = note. must b met -
last
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

Haskins-"Isn't Rogers new house
rather small?'
Perkins-"Yes: there's not even
room for doubt in it"
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16
Called.

Called.
Boreton-"Say. old man, have tolo
Won that story about the mar and the
thirty heers!"
Loreton-"Not lately"
The Globe-republican., 1897-12-16

MRS. Win.loyy.. Soothing Syrup
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DNUl - simple but effect

i've remedy for rheumatism, neu-
ralgia, asthma and kindred all
ments. The trade mark II self.
exnlanatnrY EiYe nc0nS makA
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-01-29
Lived on What They Took.

There is one thing which is not gen.
orally known to the public-that is,
Mosby and his men never received one
cent from the Confederate government.
Each man provided himself with his
own uniform, horse and arms, and
boarded himself. The United States
government furnished us with captured
horses, arms and ammunition, and the
extra horses captured paid our board.
So, instead of receiving pay from the
Confederate government. we turned
over to them horses, mules and arms. l
will mention one incident to show what
an honorable and conscientious man
Colonel Mosby was. On the greenback
raid, when we captured $l6S, 900, be-
fore division was made Of the money
$50, 900 was offered Colonel Mosby.
which he declined to receive. Nor did
he ever take anything for his own use
that had been captured. Moss
In Washington Post.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-01-29

purposes. OF Is your main object the at
traction Of local patients?" asked the
News. ''For advertising solely" was the
answer. 81 have with me five speciality
performers. and they have to be versatile
tell you. We will be in Houghton until
February o; then we go to Hancock, and
from there TO Calumet and Lake Linden,
making considerable stay In each town.
To attract and amuse a house full OF peo-
pie evening after evening, many OF them
the same. you can see that our repertoire
must be an extensive one."
"Of my Office practice l would like to
say one thing" said the doctor as the re-
porter was leaving, "and that is that
will guarantee to remove tape worms free
OF charge in from one to three hours"
Specimens OF these troublesome parasites
stood in bottles on a table in the room.
DIR. Kenyon showed many testimonials
OF cures wrought by the use OF the RENE
dies which he is advertising, remedies
which, al he remarked, are to be found
in every drug store in the land.
"Come and see one OF our entertain
ments," said the doctor IA he showed the
visitor out, 81 will guarantee you a pleas.
ant evening"
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-01-29
PEARLS FOUND IN SCOTIA.
One From Aberdeenshire Said to Form
One of the Queens Jewels.

One From Aberdeenshire Said to Form
One of the Queens Jewels.
One is so much accustomed to associ-
ate pearls with the eastern and gold
with the southwestern countries of the
world that the discovery of pearls in
Scotland and gold in Wales seems some-
what opposed to the order Of things.
That gold exists in Wales is of course
quite recent discovery, and the small
and Improbable quantities found have
now resulted in the abandonment of the
mining operations commenced by Rich
ard Morgan.
But the pearls of Scotland have quite
a different history. For centuries pearls
have been found III the river Ythan, in
Aberdeenshire, and only last year an
Aberdeen man made some notable hauls,
which he disposed Of to jewelers. OF the
northern towns 1t was recently stated
in London paper that pearl taken
from the river Ythan is believed to
form one Of the queens crown jewels.
1t is to be hoped that the belief is we'll
founded, for in that case 1T may be
reasonably claimed that the precious
stone in question is the only one con-
tributed by the British islands, a
thought calculated to crafty our ma
tional pride, for Scotland might be
worse represented than by pearl in
the national regalia.
A story is told of an Aberdeenshire
farmer who found very large and
perfect pearl in the she'll of mussel
, taken from the Ythan. Happening &c
visit London some time afterward, he
displayed his treasure to a west enc
jeweler, who, struck with the size ano
beauty of the gem, asked the price. Tht
farmer demanded what possibly he re
garded as big price-viz, G1OO. Now
this was in the days when Scotland hat
her own coinage, and pound (Scots
; was equivalent to Is. 3D., SO that TIT
elOO he asked would only have repre-
sented eS 6s Sd. English money.
His surprise and delight may be i'm
agined, therefore, when he received
for his pearl e100. 1t is doubtful
however, whether the English jewele
would have shared these feelings had h
known the exact meaning of the "hun
ner pun" demanded by the owner @
the pearl. However, he had no occasion
to complain, for he is said to have sol
the gem subsequently at large profit
Scottish American.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-01-29
THE CORN.

"A song OF the corn, the sturdy corn, which
brightens this land Of oursi
Its tender green, In the early spring. is fairer
than blossoming flowers;
Its amber silk, with its glossy sheen, Is tit for
fairy's loom,
And dearer its dimpled. golden ears than the
rose or lily's bloom.
For they bear the promise Of happy hours to
the man who tolls for bread,
When he need not fear that his little ones must
go to their sleep unfed.
There are lovely flowers In this land of ours,
wherever the foot may fall.
The tongue and the ear alike would tire should
try TO tell them all,
From the arbutus on Atlsntic shores to the
golden poppy's CLEANS
As bright as the metal which lies at its roots
by Californian streams,
But never "a flower such gifts has gained from
the sun and dews of morn,
Or stands more fair in the summer air than
the blessed, golden cornl
-Ninette NJ. Lowater.