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WAIST MADDENED THE COW.
Woman Who Wore IL Had TO Run for
Her Life.

New Castle, May 2O.-Mrs. Seth King,
of Mahoningtown, while returning from
a shopping tour, met a man leading a
COW. She wore bright red waist, and
no sooner did the COW see It than she
reared and plunged, and, breaking
away from the man who was leading
her, lowered her head and started after
the frightened woman. Mrs. King ran
into Joseph Gormie's house and closed
the door. The COW sunk her horns in
to the door several times, and had it
not been for the timely arrival of men
with clubs she would have forced her
way inside.
After being beaten away she made a
break and almost lcaped through n
window. The women of the house took
refuge upstairs until the COW was firm
ly lassoed and bound to a tree.
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LEGAL.

NOTICE is HEREBY GIVEN TO ALL
~ persons interested in the estate of John
Handley, deceased, whether they have pres
ent or expectant interest, that the Orphans
Court ofl4ackawanna county; Pa, has award
ed citation to you to appear in said court
at which time and place YOU will be heard on
the application of the executors of said estate
TO the court to be permitted to increase the
mortgage on the Wyoming House property
ana the building to be erected thereon from
nfty thousand dollars heretofore permitted to
one hundred and twenty-five thousand dol
lars for the purpose of erecting n building on
said slte
II. w. PALMER,
LEMUEL AMERMAN;
JOHN II. RICHARDS,
Executors of the Last Will and Testament
of John Handley, Deceased.
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OVER AN EMBANKMEN
Husband and Wife Seriously Hurt
and Horse Killed Outright,

Sharon, May 20.-A. S. Powell, a vet
eran of the late war, living in Kinsman,
near here, was perhaps fatally hurt and
his wife seriously injured by being
thrown out of a buggy near Orange
vile.
His skull was fractured and the flesh
nearly all torn off one leg. They fell
over an embankment, a distance of so
feet. The horse was killed outright.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1897-05-21
DOMESTIC WEDS WEALTH.
Penrose.COrcOran Marriage Stirs Up
COatesyilIe Society.

Coatesville, May 2O.-The marriage
of j. Norman Penrose, son of the late
Hon. James Penrose, to Miss Julia
Corcoran, created big stir in society
circles here.
Mr.. Penrose, who owns large silver
mine near Buffalo, Wyoming, is re-
ported to be one of the weaIthiest men
in this county His bride was a do
nestle in the Penrose family.
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CITY SCAVENGER.

EHAS. COOPER, CITY SCAVENGER.
" All orders promptly attended to, day or
night. All the latest appliances. Charges
reasonable. 7l0 Scranton street. House,
1925 Washburn street.
A BBRIGGS CLEANS PRIVY VAULTS
"A. and cess poolsi no odor Improved
pumps used. A. BRIGGS, Proprietor.
Leave orders 100 n. Main ave, or Eickes'
drug store, corner Adams and Mulberry.
Telephone 6O4O.
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Harrisburg, May 20,--A protest from
the board Of managers of the Philadel-
phia Trades league was presented to
the house this morning by Mr.. Mar
shall, of Allegheny, against the Pitts
burg classification bill. Mr. Marshall
also presented "A memorial from the
league praying for the defeat of the
senate bill providing that corporations
shall not undertake or perform any
business or purpose of existing corpor-
atons without first acquiring their
franchise and property. He also pre-
sented petition from the United La
Dor league, Of Western PENNSYLVANIA,
In favor of the Muehlbronner bill pro-
hibiting the use Of power driven ma
chlhery In prisons, work houses and re-
1ornatories. Memorials were filed from
local ana Pomona oranges all over the
state in favor of the PENNSYLVANIA
state tax conference bill.
Ihe order of business in the house
today was local and special bills on
second reading. Beginning with next
week night sessions will be held on
tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays.
All the local and revenue bills on the
calendar were read the second time.
GUBERNATORIAL VETOES.
communication was received from
the governor giving notice of his dis
approval of these bills: Enlarging the
competency of the wife to testify
against her husband; authorizing the
publication of 10000 copies of the report
of the Indian forts" commission; pro-
Vlding for the Incorporation of comma
nies to carry on the business of a pawn
broker and the lending of money on the
security of personal and real propertv
at the rate of / per cent. interest
monthly.
The governor also disapproved the
current resolution authorizing the pub
ncatlon OF 10000 copies of the Lexow
report. He states that to approve the
resolution would be to pledge himself
In advance to approve the appropria-
tion asked for by the committee and on
account of the expense incurred by the
printing.
OTHER PROCEEDINGS.
The Woodruff bill prohibiting citv Of
hcials and councilmen from holding.
any office of profit passed second read
ing. a resolution was offered bv Nh,
Bare, of Huntingdon, and adopted
commencing the action of the president
ana congress on the Cuban question.
a large number of bills passed second
readlpg during the afternoon session.
The Young bill giving trolley comma
mes the right of eminent domain passed
second reading after it had been
amended
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Pennsylvania I1eWs.

nue. and disappeared in the darkness.
little daughter of Samuel Callen was
struck on the leg by one Of the flying
bullets and seriously injured. The af-
fair happened while several hundred
people were on the street.
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STATE NEWS in BRIEF.

CURRY NOT GUILTY OF MURDER
Greensburg, Pa, May l0.-'Ralph Curry,
the policeman Of Mt. Pleasant charged
with the murder of Daniel Garland, was
declared not guilty I'm court. Garland was
killed while trying TO escape arrest.
CAUGHT DYNAMITING FISH.-New
Castle, May 2O.-Frahk Reno and Frank
Buckley were caught dynamiting fish near
Wampum Iast night and were fined $50
each and brought here today 10 serve
thirty days sentence in jail.
THREE MEN HURT IN MINES.-Dun-
bar, May y2O-Robert Bodkin, while work.
ing in the Morrell mine, was almost
buried by sudden fall of the roof. He
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1897-05-21

is fstally injured. Michael McInerney had
both legs terribly crushed by car In the
Atlas mine. James Martin had his foot
so badly crushed by a car in the Mt.
Braddock mine that amputation was nee
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CHIROPODIST AND MANICURE.

>N>c[4N1>oO>NrI~~1~~rN>N ~Ner>>~~D~oD>~~~-o>o
NORNS, BUNIONS AND INGROWING
~ nails cured without the least pain or
drawing blood. Consultation and advice
given free. f. NJ. HETZEL, Chiropodist,
$50 Lackawanna avenue Ladies attended
at their residence If desired. Charges moder-
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1897-05-21
WI "a >OA~NA IN w HAAfN~L,
ONE-CEN1r=A= =WORD ADLIE1TS.

A LADY, young WIDOW, REFINED,
"a educated, attractive, asks for an inn
mediate position where worth will be appre-
ciated. Thoroughly understands the manage
ment of Il household and servants. VIII
make herself useful in any capacity. VIII
leave city. Address NJ. NJ, care Tribune.
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PROPOSALS..

SCRANTON, PA, May 10, 1897.
dds FOR CURBING FOR MULBERRY
ID street, between Prescott and Mifllin ave-
nues, will be received at the City Engineers
office, scranton, Pa, until p. m. Saturday,
May %. Bidders will state price per lneai
foot, delivered on street for straight curb;
also for circle curb, the same to be in accord
ance with plans and specifications on file at
City Engineers office.
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DANIEL II. HASTINGS. J. c. DEL LANEY
Governor. Superintendent
AMOS II. MYLIN,
Auditor General
BENJAMIN ]. HAYWOOD,
State DreaSurpr
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BICYCLE TIRES.

AdVs. Under This Head One Cent Word.
DICYCLE TIRES So PAIR. BEST O7S
ID made. Fully warranted Free repairs.
Agents wanted. MINERALIzED RUBBER
CO.. New York.
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UNIMPORTANT DAY
In LEGISLATURE
Large Batch Of GubernatoriaI Vetoe S
Confrouts the House.
ONE OF THE LEXOw BILLS KILLED

The Governor Does Not Propose TO
Sanction ANY of the Minor Expense
Accounts ofthe Andrews Committee
Until lie Determines Whether lie
Can Approve the Nam Item--Emi-
nent Domain for Trolley Companies
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REAL ESTATE.
Advs. Under This Head One Cent a Word.

E'OR SALE THE FINEST BUILDING
Il lots in the city, on the fashionable ave
nues at low, price and on easy terms: these
lots are central and about ten minutes walk
from court Rouse square; they are the sur
est and safest investment, il Won buy now
while they are cheap, they are the most ele-
CANT home sites now on the market on the
cholce avenues; they are at short walking
distance from the city's most active life. iusf
AT the right distance to insure quiet and com
iort, yet convenient to all points and to all
industrial interests; title perfect. Call or
write for map and circular, JONES, All
Spruce Street.
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OFFICE OF THE BOARD OF COMMISSION.
ERS OF PUBLIC GROUNDS AND BUILD
IN0S
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A GREAT BARGAIN FOR QUICK PUR-
"A chaser; single house and barn on nil
lot, Jefferson avenue, Ninth ward, only
S6,o0O. c. p. JADWIN'S AGENCY, corner
Penn and Spruce.
| ARGE PLOT OF LAND IN GREEN
II Ridge, near the Driving Park; can be
cut IN or lots price only $4,000. c. L.
JADWlN, Old Postoflice Building.
$3.50 BUYS LOT ON ROBINSON STREET,
2R " near Lackawanna avenue, c. Z. JAD-
WINS REAL EST ATE AGENCY.
L'OR SALE-DESIRABLE LOT, WITH
house on rear, 61S n. Washington ave.
nue.; owner leaving city. 60l Quincy ave.
7 OF FOR SALE ON CLAY AVENUE.
~ Apply to j. c. LANCE, 120 Lacka-
wanna ave
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KILLED INA FREIGHT WRECK.

Train Ran Into an Open Switch with
Serious Results.
Costello, May 20.-A serious accident
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NTTANTED-BY A RESPECTABLE WO-
w man, three or four days work week
at washing or housework. Address L. NJ. D.,
446 Hickory street.
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SITUATIONS WANTED.

SITUATION WANTED-BY Girl. TO DO
- general housework. Address III Elm
street, Scranton, Pa.
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SITUATION TO DO WASHING ANDIRON-
- ing at home or go out by the day washing
or cleaning. Call or address a. b., 334 y.
Sumner avenue city.
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WTANTED-BY A POLISH GIRL, WHO
w also speaks German, a position for
general housework: good irOner and washer
Address FRANCESCA WACHOSKI, l3O
Seventh street.:
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HELP WANTED-MALES.

A RESIDENT OF SCRANTON, WILLING
"a to canvass and collect; must furnish
bond; 234 Lacaawanna avenue, room IL,
BRENNAN.
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CITUATION WANTED-BY A WATCH
- man or to attend boilers. Address q.
W., $40 Hickory street.
The times., 1897-09-30
Her Little Scrnp

(From lhe Chicago Tribunel
How much does it cost to send a letter
from here TO San Francisco" asked a
tail, angular woman with a masculine
voice aad a Somewhat hairy chin, az she
stepped up to one OF the stamp windows
at the postuffice
Two cents, ma am
And how much TO send letter 10
Bethany, Mop
Two cents"
II won't pay it,"
VERY Wei, ma'am''
I didn't suppose you would throw off
anything on account of the shorter dis
tance, bat j thought I'd ask you, any
how. When yon carry a letter to san
Francisco for . cents you ought to carry
four 20 Bethany for l cent. It's shame
1 don't have to send my letter through this
postoffice, and | won't There's d neigh
bor Of mine going To Bethany next week.
and sle'll take il for me, and be glad to
do it. l don't care for the cents, mind
you, but I'm not going TO be swindled
I've been rcadng up on these things, and
Pm
That's all right, ma am, but I'm very
much occupied. and"
You 3lt L occupied any harder than
am Young man, but I've got time to tell
you that this Governments cheat and
swindle and it's founded on wrong prin.
cIples, and I'm ag'in it from the word go,
and It's never going TO get any money out
Of me wien l can help it, and generally
can. I'm u socialist, and I'm getting TO
be mighty near an anarchist, and you can
tell the Government SO, young man, You
Ion get any cents out of me for taking
d letter to Afizzoury. Understand?''
With Il look of lofty seorn she turned away
from the stamp window and went out of
the office
A. late hour last night the Government
of the United states was still in exist,
cnee, but In the person of one Of its
trusted representatives it had received a
severe shock
The times., 1897-09-30
rhe English Imitation

..(FUn tile san Francisco Exammer1
lie made his appeI rance suddenly coming
forward with swinging gait. He was a
tall. spare mar, with sharp nose and thin
lips. lie wore TO mustache. but sported
a goateo on nisclhn, ana his face wasseaned
with painted lines. He was dressed in trou-
Scrs that did not quite reach his ankles. a
rough coat p wide Western hat, and long
linen luster, unbuttoBed. He whitfield a
piece of stick increasingly.
Some enc said something TO him.
He replied thus;
WAL / gH.ssl | calc'late semel You
kin bet your life on thet, sab! waal, L
shud sinne."
his was greeted with roar of laugh
ter.
lie continued:
''Naow, in py country, in the lard Nv
the Stars aud Stripes, sub. things is mighty
different. sahi Yes, sah yes sub; yes,
Stsl Yes, street / air an American, M,
ererl,Istin' friend. ard l air proud of it!''
lie said a few more things in the same
style.
The listeners simply shrieked with glee
ana exclaimed: How characteristics How
clever!"
But whowho was the strange creature?
Hush, BE not alarmed, gentle reader
'Tis merely an English actor typif wing
the British idea OF an ordinary American
They have Us down to such fine point
over there.
The times., 1897-09-30
Hnnnn and the Knont

Remembering past political campaigns in
ohio, and the familiarity 0 Marcus Aurelius
Hanna with the people of that State anu
their liability to influence by sound busi-
ness methods we have not enter
tanned much Of an idea that tbs. Republican
WarwicE had any apprehension OF defeat
On the contrary, we have thought that the
$4,000, 900 Ieft over from 1896. together
with what Sugar and Oil are understood
to have promised, would render the Re
publican business manager easy in his
mind; but he does not appear to he So.
what may have happened to lead Mr..
Hanna to the suspicion that the vote OF
Ohio is not purchasabIe this year, as he
and his friends always have regarded 1T
on important oeca Sons ever since the war.
we dc not know. If the change, from his
own point Of view, is due to his personal
relation To labor, and il has been
peculiar and not flattering TO him, his
ledger account with the masses of the
Buckeye peoplemust be in IA very precarious
condition, or he would not try, at this
stage Of tlIe campaign, to force a balance
by intimidation and threats. Recently, in
a speech, reported in the Cincinnati En-
quirer, the Senator ad interim said: II
don't talk as if 1 had any fear of the re.
suit but only as a warning to those who
are indifferent and u ont vote" AS the
speech from which this is quoted was ad-
blessed to an audience largely composed
OF worSingmen, the menace is plain
It Indicates that the methods used in
1896, to hold Industrial workers in political
slavery for the purpose of the campaign,
onee more are rife in Ohio, aad that
every artisan in the State is under sur
VciIIanco. The Iaboring man who is lin
different" and does not vote, u who,
voting, does not vote for Hanna and tile
The times., 1897-09-30
How New York People Eat,

(FroIa HE New York Journal)
Cracklc. rattle. loom, smash, crashl
Would you please give lie some
Hurry 5urIyi Jproar! Janglel Footba j
rush!
The pretty llack-eyed waitress with the
buncn ~ vioetS at her throat comes sweep
ing down TIE floor, bea ring a mammoth
pyrafIidal structure OF garniShed dishes.
She talks with two customers at once,
winks 2 third dway of On the other
side of the room smiles in various degrees
of Familiarity at every body else, ami
writes checks upon the little pad of paper
at her wa;st-aH without diniuis hing the
continuous stream of glasses, dishes, bowls,
Iapkin:., knives, forks, etc, which she is
perpetually either taking away or bring
ing.
How'll Turnsoill Clatter, Heller -skeIter!
SLANT Bingl Banei '.IIamandBostondrHw W
tvrothneettT.rincfOrNu uInber Sevenina hurry
- Aud away the started at goodtwO-
forty clip Brown the wheats
BROWN told him tina / thought
he was ;iIst TOO mean for Take awas
those sTiddle cakes''--- '.Ah, there. Mag
gie Atoonry; plum pudding for two and
enough for fpur''-- mo, and with that
beef far Number Six''-- Din! Bustlei
Hustle! .sktrmish, Pitched battle! Ex-
plosion,
the waiter behind the counter is 50 ven
kiads II 3 machine with Superhuman intel
ligence. He dishes up soup, Goldfish balls.
meat pie and cold roasts at one and the
same time. holding forks. spoons, ladies'
and covers in various gers and balancing
an asSor5eslaiot of plates in the air, all the
lille repeating orders to the cook below
stairs. hauling up the dumb waiter, re-
newing ais own supplies and doing two Dr
three dozen other things.
Hurry ~ with that stew Lemon pie
witt"-"Ihe prime essence of the theory
of superfluods geological formations lies in
the fact that'-''Crullers in the box?''-
you wouldn't, would Are your peaches
guaranteed t.l be this years crop?''-
Check here 'Whoordered tomato soup?''
Screani shout Yeu!
And SO il goes until one is glad 10 escape
10 the comparative ease and quiet of the
crowded street outside
The times., 1897-09-30
Circulation Statement.
THURSDAY. SEPTEMBER 30, 1897.
Democratic Opportunity.

Tie history of Nj. Platt's machine
dence iAat he intends to fight it out
on the line Of personal domination, even
If THAT policy should lead to the defeat
of his party in the municipal contest.
Probably he has been REINFORCED in this
determination 10y the fact that he il beng
given tie fun force. prestige and patron
aye of tie national administration to as-
sist l.im m crashing ont the small Repuh-
hcsn element pledged 20 tile principles
OF good government. In any event, it
Is plain ihat lie me ans TO fight Seth Low
and the r,-sBectsil- members of his party
in thu metropolis, Irrespective of what
tie coT~r1 1u-i,ces may be. Control Of the
machine is TO him intrinsicaIly more Vi
tai even than control Of the greatci
In this view there are the best reasons
Tor believing that Mr. Hanna, and,
consequently Mr.. Mckinley, cordially are
with him. Possession OF the machine in
wolves the nomination Of future delegates
to party c5uveEtiDns. The Presidential
1900 hee already is buzzing in The Nc
Kinley bounet. Mr. Lincoln once said
when that maeroU once gets into
mans train. ny God, how il does bite
The foregoing shows the Democratic op-
I,ortulsit = IN New York. II we may believe
tie signs OF the times, Plat win not
make concessions 10 Seth Low. aud the
latter VIA rot surrender ID the lres~. Tha,
means an easy victory for Tamnany in
vsse Tsinmany has the ordinary common
sense 10 nominate an honest Democrat. on
msny VIII elevate the signal Of victory or
defeat at the convention tonight.
The times., 1897-09-30
King Milan.
lFrom ClothIers' weekly.l

rom ClObIHeTsf w etkly.)
1 am delighted to hear that Milan of
Selvia has come into pot of money. He
is thoroughly disrmptable person, but what
of that? Ii kings are to behave as ordi-
nary folk I fail TO see of what use they
can lie. We dout look to them for guit!-
ance spiritual, political or even artistic.
What we 90 require Is that they shall 50
deport themselves that we can talk about
and denonnce them. 1t does them no harm
and makes us feel the more virtuous. Be
sides, kings disc rowned go forth not citizens,
bat outlawed men. and that is spectacular
We expect them TO be wicked. If they are
not, we feel cheated. Then, too this
gentleman is rot SO bad as he is painted
lie couldn'the. In dull vicousnesS Leopold
of Belgium is infinitely his superior AT
the feet of the last King Of Holland he
could have sat and learned a lesson. Then
looE ut the Georges. Consider the annals
of the courts of Germany Of Italy and of
spain Tile trouble with Milan is that he
is common. He is the descendant of a
swineherdl. and he shows it. He can't be
splendid In his debaucheries, he don L
know how. When a crowned head can't
be that his usefulness must cease. Bur;
that is quality which is departing with
the monarlies. The last real king that
reisne1 in Europe was the Bavarian Lliil
wig He was so magnificent that Europe
thought Eimmad. Milanisnot ma gnificent
He isnot even mad. At hest lis q lunatie
vita laid intervals, in which he Is SIMPLY
stupid
The times., 1897-09-30

The Rev. john PeclSsniff Bull.
When other nations lay themselves open
10 the charge OF oppression and brutality
the PharisccS Of Albion open wide thetr
phylaeteries, turn up the whites OF their
eyes and calI missionary meeting to de-
nouncs the wickedness. This is COM
neudable because, perhaps, it makes up
10 some extent for the sins in the same
line perpetrafed by Great Britain
Two illustrations in point are within the
memory almost of the Youngest inhabitant
Our English cousins regarded it as a very
wicked .hing for the coarse, rough Beers
TO refuse political rights to the British IA
JohanncSberg aud other places i'll the
Transvaal. They did not, and do not.
see anything wrong in taking poor Cete-
wayo's country away from him, or in
robbiug ,hc hiI tribes OF northern India Of
theirs, rendering them bitter enemies in
stead Of friends. as the Afridis at least
had been hitherto
=
tion scheme, some tim. ago, a leading organ
Of British public opinion cyuicaHy said.
The bestitudes always Seem To 90 hand
in hand with Britain's interests From
that po.pt OF view, possibly we shan lay
OURSELVES open 10 criticism II we attempt
10 call uctayorabie attention 70 some mat.
ters when recently happened in British
South Africa.
There has heer a small but lively war
ia Bechuanaland. the natives OF which
for s,ne obscure reason, would rather
he tree ana independent, az once they
ware, tl'aa to enjoy the highest forms
of Christian opportunity as bun punchers
ana farm servants 10 British sqtatters on
land stolen from themseIve Earbar.
ian views like these inevitably lead tc
revolt and mexorably to severe Pnnisr
nient. In tie present case thr co,:ntry
Still occupied by the natives was lafI
waste, and things committed which ar.
spoken OF as atrocities, even in En,dand
As was quite natural the Pechuana-
men wee worsted in the fighting. worn
out and hunted down by their civrizsI
opponents. Finally, several thousand
OF theIa surrendered on condition of fair
treat,uent and the privilege of returning
to their wrecked homes and devastcd
territory. With degree of bad faith
which cannot but De regarded as shame
and inramy TO the British authorities,
thecc poor creatures have been bound out
nuIninaIIy asservants. but in fact a : aves
10 settlers in Cape Colony, thousand
miles away, where most Of them speedily
viii die of homesick kness, and whence
none u them ever are likely to return 10
their own country. The customary
British excuse Is made that it is for their
own gooG and is calculated TO civilize
and ChFistiauize them; but OF course every
one knows that to be hypocrticai bosh, and
nobody letter than the Snug humbugs
VINO sag it.
We are extremely afraid that the people
of the tight little island cannot come
INTO court with very clean hands to com
plain about "Oom Paul. or the sultan,
OF any other sinner ON the face OF the
earth.