The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1897-12-01
All Sorts Of Paragraphs.

: One hundred roses are required
to make one drop Of the famous altar
Of roses, the perfume Of the east.
Western roads are handling an
unusual traffic in hogs, 10000 to so
600 a day arriving in Chicago.
"A man at Fairfield, Maine, recently
traded two gravestones for bicycle.
"They say it is next to impossible
to smoke on a wheel. :" II wish
could convince my lamp Of that.
= From July, 1896, to May 1, 1897,
the United States exported 10000
barrels Of apples and 28,215 pounds of
dried apples.
The export of breadstufs from
the United States during August was
the largest for six years, being worth
s25, 100000.
/ - Mrs. M. B. Ford, Ruddell's, Ill, suf
fered for eight years from dyspepsia and
| chronic constipation and was finally cur
ed by using DeWitt's Little Early Risers.
the famous little pills for all stomach and
liver troubles. Evans Pharmacy.
= nusband-''My friend hardly re-
cognized you to-day" "That's
strange, for I wore the same hat you
bought for me three years ago.
-Ryou pay your debts promptly
you are entitled to more credit than
man who is charitable, or a woman
who is literary.
Indiana, see, has adopted com
pulsory culture Flows that 2"
"If man ism agreeable to his neigh
Dor, they get up surprise party and
hang him.
= Prosperity comes quickest to the man
Wnose liver is in good condition, De-
Wits Little Early Risers are famous lit
tie pills for constipation. biliousness.
indigestion and ali stomach and liver
t oubles. Evans Pharmacy.
'Todd, your wife has voice
like velvet" "Gracious Don t
talk so loud. If she should hear that
would have to get her lot of gowns
to match it"
: Skinned milk is now turned in
to champagne by an electric process,
and the beverage is stated to be clear,
beady and delicious in flavor, although
non-alcoholic.
j. A. Perkins, of Antiquity, O., was
for thirty years needlessly tortured b,
physicians for the cure of eczema. H.
was quickly cured by using DeNVitt's
Witch Hazel Saive the famous healing
salye for piles and skin diseases. Evans
Pharmacy.
-"You never tell me that I look
young and sweet any more,' pouted
Mrs. Lovelace. ''No," her brute Of a
husband replied, II seem Of late to
have lost my powers Of Imagination. y
-A-"My wife says she saw the
lights all burning in your house as she
came home from the ball at 3 o'clock
in the morning. She thought it a
little strange" B-"A little strange?
1t was little stranger,
-1tis easy to catch cold and Just as
easy to get rid of it if you commence
cures coughs colds, bronchitis, pneumo
mia and ali throat and lung troubles. It
is pleasant to take, safe to use and sure to
cure. Evans Pharmacy.
"When I went aboard I intended
to write book called My Experience
with Old Ocean 81 "Well, did you?'
'sNo; after my voyage l concluded to
call it odd Oceans Experiences with
Me. ''
= Hello, Brown. How did you
get your face SCARED SO % ''Got run
ever by truck" Didn't you see it
coming p "No. l was looking over
ray shoulder at the new moon for
luck.
= Miss Allie Hughes, Norfolk. Va,
was frightfully burned on tho face and
neck. Pain was instantly relieved by
DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve, which heal
ed the injury without leaving a scar. 1t
is The famous pile remedy. Evans Phar-
macy.
- Birmingham, England, turns out
every week 3OO,OOO,OOO cut nails,
100. .00e, 900 buttons, 1000 miles OF
wire of different sizes. five tons OF
hairpins, so tons of nuts and 2,0OO
pairs Of spectaclcs.