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The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-26

The Democrats do manage 10 get in a
word edEewayE now and then while Reed
nln't looking and prod up their Repub-
lican friends on the tariff Ut lively rate.
Register.
"Ain't looking would sound better II It
complied with the rules Of grammar.
But, speaking OF tho tariff debate, read
era of the Register are deprived Of che
pleasure and advantage OF reading both
sides, Republican speeches are sup
pressed entirely while full play is given
to tho free trade efforts, The Intelligent
Ger aims 10 give in a space necessarily
limited a summary Of the leading
speeches on both sides Of the question.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-26
HEwsPApER wAIHs.

A BOYS Reason.-"Tm going to be a
minister" said Tommy, toreibly.
why, Tommie, deAr?" asked his faith:
or, sos can SaIk in church" said
Tommle. Round Table.
Tho VIsitor.-Aud what are you 30.
Ing to make OF him? Mammal want
him TO be a philanthropiat. Why,
there il no money in that" But all the
nhIlanthrOplstS have been very rich. =
Life,
Mother-Johnny, how often have l
told YOU that you must not bolt your
food? Johnny-GuesS I isn't no worse
to bolt my food than II Is for you to
turn the key on It when its In the cup.
board.-BoSton Transcript
Rescued.-They had been drifting
about In the open boat for seven days,
and had almost given up hope, when
the lookout cried wildly. N sail, q
eoiIt'' The only woman passenger look
I'd IN and asked AnXiouslY. "Oh, Is II
bargain sale ?'-PhiiadelphiR North
American.
A Natural Requcst,-'Thls new
SOAP" said the barber, "lS very nice. II
is made largely Of cream, with Just a
dash OF alcohol In It," well, remember
Pm a temperance man" returned Dob
bCrS, ''and don't put any more OF II IN
my mouth than you can hclp."-Harlem
Life.
at was Napoleon, you know, who
said that heaven was on the side OF tho
army With the heaviest artillery" Yes,
NAPOLEON was all right In his day, but
he is a back number. Heaven nova.
days Is on the side OF the country that
has the most bonds outstanding IN for
eign hands."-lndIanapolis Journal.
What He Dcslred.-"You know" she
said, with little asperity. that wo-
men have the reputation OF being able
10 make money go further than men. :
That's true" replied the man OF small
economies, land It's just what ! object
TO. What want them to do ~ TO let II
keep still where Il Is and rest q little
now and then. "-Washington star.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-26

It Is the hope OF every person suffer-
ting from weakness or disease that he
or she shall sometime be well. Hope
never deserts any man or woman. You
may be III, you may suffer. but there
Is s;llI hope. Why IL this? II II be-
cause some great grand man has de-
voted his life 60 your welfare, He has
studied, he has investigated and he has
discovered, as Or. Greene has the road
to speedy recovery. You can consult Dr.
Greene. rs West Fourteenth street,
New York City, personally or by letter,
free, and can be treated ut your home as
well as II you personally visited tho
doctor. II you are suffering, write "a
him at once
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-26
aom,th,nr to Depend on.

Str. James Jones, OF the drug arm OF
Jones q Son. Cowden, Ill. In speaking
Of pr. Kings New Discovery, says
that last winter his wife was attacked
With La Grippe, and her case grew 90
serious that physicians at Cowden and
Pana could do nothing for her. 1t seem
ed 10 develop into Hasty Consumption
Having DR.. Kings New Discovery In
store, aud selling lots OF It, he took q
bottle home, and to the surprise OF all
she began to get better from first dose,
md half dozen dollar bottles cured her
sound and well. DR.. Kings New Dis.
covery for Consumption, Coughs aud
Colds IL guaranteed to do this good
work. Try It. At Logan Drug Co. s
drug store. s.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-26

The frank admission OF southern
Democratic member Of Congress that he
IL tired OF the free raw material
cry. Is another indication of the change
in sentiment which is going on among
our southern brethren. They have had
an object lesson during the past three
years, and their eyes have been opened.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-26

A New York importer writes to lead.
Ing trade paper complaining that tho
Dingley bill ignores the interests OF the
importers. Well. as between the inter-
ests Of the great Industrial world outside
Of New York city and the handful of
men in the metropolis who are pIlInE up
fortunes by flooding the country with
foreign wares there is no mlstaking the
sentiment OF tho country.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-26
SAFE, POPULAR, RELIABLE.
PUBLIC SALE

OF business property In the city Of Wheel,
ing, owned By the late Robert Miller.
Commencing at 10 & m. on Saturday, ~
ID day Of ArpIl, 1857, at the front dow
OF the court house OF Ohio county, Ga
following property will be offered At pUhls
sale: The two business houses. NOl 10
and IB2l Market street, fronting q fest al
: inches, by IS feet and 81 Inches In length
The two will be offered Os a whole, Al.
they will also DO offered separately. an
sold for the highest price Is a whole y
separately. This property Il situated :
one Of the best business locations In 10
The right to use private alley in RI;
Of Nos. 1lE1, 1855 and 1871 Market EtEet
will be conveyed to the purchasers o. "
two premises above named.
TERMS OF SALE-0ne-ehird cash al
as much more Is the purchaser ELECTS b
pay. Tho residue to be secured BY Hen a
the property sold, and payable n ~
equal lnstalimentS IN one and two ye1H
from the day Of sale with s per cent r.
tereSt, SAMUEL HESBGTT, IT,
or Nesbltt & DeVine, Agent for "a
Children and Heirs At Law Of tbs ~
Robert Miller, deceased. tIS9 AlHAE
street. Wheeling. W. Va. tsn
The above sale was postponed trus
March and March q. 1857. TO the Abgu
date. April 5, 1887. mrA
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-26

very flexible, ana can be made to accom-.
modata its6f to Ill sorts OF ptirpuges,
when Senator Mason comea to think this
over It might suggs5t to him q reform, Of
Il may ramlna him that he has been In
correctly quoted.
Even . great man should not Be abovo
giving close attention % small matters,
Words have been said 70 be edged tools
OF speech.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-26
R1pPATH,s Universal History.

l.. f. TURNER, of Compton, Mo-,
writes us that after suffering from
piles for seventeen years, he complete.
~ cured them by using three boxes OF
DcWitts Witch Hazel Snlvc. Il cures
eczema 0nd severe skin diseases. c. r.
Goethe, corner Twelfth and Market
streets: Bowie & Co., Bridgeport; Pea.
body & Son, Bcnwood
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-26

The In,ellEencer agrees with Mayor
Butts that one Of the most pressing needs
Of the city OF Wheeling Is a new work.
house. The present city prison is n
standing disgrace to The community.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-26

Mr.. william Jennings Bryan will have
to devote hls talents to oliver In the
concrete. The price OF this commodity
continues to tumble. Whore is Mr..
Bryan In this cmcrgcncy9
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-26

Col. Hart had to read of his being
slated for consulship tho other day In
the Regi1tcr.- Register.
Which Isn't the ilrst error that the
party referred 20 has read In the Regis
Ter.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-26
MADE A GALLANT BOY.
a Lovely Girl Knew Howto Resent sOI-
Cllarly InBolenee.


dlSrIy InSOIenee.
A really' romantic story OF woman's
daring, and how 1t successfully punish
ed the militant bullying Of an ill-bred
German otticer, comes from Stuttgart,
via London. The heroine Is Miss May
Langrishe. wen known in the United
States a. former lady lawn.tennis
champion. In three consecutive tennIe
tournaments Miss Langrishe defeated
Miss Mabel Cahtll, the woman cham
pIon OF America, and she has won for
herself considerable fame as the best
petticoated feRcer In Great Britain and
ireland. or, indeed. In all Europe. Miss
Langrishe Is tho eldest daughter Of Sir
James I4anErishc. On Irish baronet OF
good family.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-26

Everybody who has travelled in Ger
many knows the bumptious nature Of
the average officer. Only quite recently
two respectable Civilians were killed By
uniformed followers Of the enl-
perOr, Just because they inter-
fcred 70 save their wives from
insult in public places. As q mat
ter OF fact the officer in the various
TeutonIc states considers gentleman
In plain clothes, as well as the ladies'
who accompany him, fair game for i'm
pertlnence, Every now and then some
pluCky American or Englishman re-
seats these insults at the sword point
or pistol m0z3le, but the native civilian
prefers to grin and bear.
II happened Just year Oso that
Miss Langrishe. in company with her
aged father and clergyman OF the
church of England, was listening to the
band In the kursaal at Stuttgart. when
some young fellows in uniform APP
preached the party and made 'mperu'
nent remarks. Sir James Langrtshe
although very feeble man, resented
this conduct and struck one OF them
with his cane. He was instantly con.
fronted with drawn saber. and would
have been run through on the spot had
not some walters dragged him into
safety. Miss LanErishe, seeing her
fathers plight, walked boldly up to the
ringIeadcr, and, drawing on her long
glove, smote him across the face. Bully
as he was, the fellow could not well
stab a woman.
HAS the frauleln representatives
he demanded.
Miss Langrlshe answered that her
brother would act for her; and, giving
her brothers address as the hotel In
which she was staying, she took the
arm of the English clergyman (vhose
cloth, OF course, precluded his hghting)
and rejolned her father outside the
kurSaal.
When the Offending officers reached
the duelinE grounds next day they
found two young gentlemen. GttIred in
the conventional frocR coats, and arm
ed with rapIGrS, awaiting them. These,
they were told, were Miss LanEriNhe'A
brothers, and they certainly resembled
that athletIc young lady greatly.
Surprise for the DragooM.
In the duel that resulted the insulting
dragon was run through the neck and
disabled. It was not until the encoun-
ter had closed and the opposing parties
returned to their quarters that the Ger
mans seconds received the following
message:
"sIR-Therc Is no Herr Langrlshe.
The person who punished your prlnci-
pal SO Justly this morning was the
Frauleln May, daughter Of the elderly
gentleman assaulted by him so dass
tardly last night. The Frauleln Lang
rIshe will feel great pleasure in meet
ing any or all OF the wounded officers
regiment at swords points. The frau
leIn also wishes 1t understood that she
is a dead-shOt, and that her sister. the
FrauleIn Beatrice LangrIshe. who sec
onded her to-day, eau likewise handle
either rapler or pistol"
So great was the Tidicule resulting
upon the defeat OF the dragon bully by
a woman that that hero was forced TO
exchange into another regiment.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-26

w ANTED-F U RNI6HED no.
wv with privilege Of bath. win is syCoy
for several month";. Address w. ca.
IntelligencGr ONCE. ' me-
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-26

THE benoRccnt influences of the
newly cut pine arc condensed and re-
fined in DR.. Woods Norway Pine SYruH.
natures own remedy for coughs and
colds.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-26

q uBURBAN PROPERTY For sIi,.-
- Two acres OF ground With ~ ,t .E~
Foomad house, Outbuildlngs friii, sht
Convenient TO motor. Terms EASY Nle
gain. ]. g. HBRVEY, Wheeling " ~
nF4r
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-26
FOR = SALE.

The National Collection Agency. 4
Warrington, D. C.. wiz dispose Of the t.
lowing judgments:
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-26
NNw ApYNRTIsnMENra

n osT- AIDES PoclegTBooK co;
rewarded by leaving a. this ofilGs, nv my
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-26

EVERY educator lndorscS "RIdpath's
Universal History"
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-26
oPT1CrAN.
REsTAuRANr AM GAZE.
Just OPENED p. T"E %s@ sSa CAT,

Itus MoTkVt SAlUVN'
Warm meals served In their best STYLE.
Dining rooms coscy and snug, All short
order cooking, and prices reasonable. Only
restaurant that provides tlTAt'clnSS
Ladies' and GentlOmen's Dining ParloF,
Entrance on Fourteenth street
I'iFat,clOss French Chef.
nolO 8. BRUBAKIEEt, Proprietor.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-26

TWO HUNDRED families In Wheel.
ms oEn "Ridpath'o History of the
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-26
aBIoo RWwARn

Ono hundred dollars reward will he mai.
10 the parsons, or persons, recovering ;Sa
body Uf'Wllliam Fallolre, who ~
drowned In Wheeling creek, between u.
Market and Main street bridges. on FL.
mrs MRS. WIZ. FALLOuRE
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-26

The above sale was postponed trua
March 6 and March %. 1857. TO the Ab9vi
date. April ), 1887. mra
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-26

In the duel that resulted the insulting
dragon was run through the neck and
disabled. It was not until the encoun-
ter had closed and the opposing parties
returned to their quarters that the Ger
mans seconds received the following
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-26

Rleciottl, GarIbQIdl, who according
10 recent reports from Rome. has or
ganIGed three regiments OF volunteers
for service In tho Greek army In Crete,
Is III eldest son OF the italian patriot,
tnt,1-.on1I CaoH1hNA lht a..I..E
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1897-11-25
A GREAT REMEDY.
Greatly Tested.
Greatly Recommended.


The loss Of the hair is one of the most
serious losses 2 woman can undergo.
Beautiful hair gives many woman
claim to beauty which would be utterly
wanting IL the locks were short and
scanty. It's Almost as serious lossw when
the natural hue of the hair begins to fade.
and the shining tresses of chestnut and
auburn are changed to gray or to a faded
shadow Of their foIper brightness; Such
one remedy which may we'll be called a
great remedy. by reason of its great sue
cleansing The scalp Of dandruff, and re.
storing the lost color to gray or faded
stresses.. DR.: Ayers Hair Vigor is stand
ard and reliable preparation. in use in
thousands of homes. andsrecommended by
everyone who has tested 1T and expert
=enced the remarkable results that follow
its use. It makes hair grow. It restores
the original color to hairEthat has turned
gray or faded out. It stops hair from fall
ing, cleauses the scalp of dandruff and
gives the hair thickness aud gloss that
no othez preparation can produce.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1897-11-25
3s6 East 6sth St. Nea


Mrs: HERMANN, of ss6 East 6sth st.New
York City, writes:
a" A Little more than year ago, my haae
began tur ning gray and falling out, ard
although i tsied ever so many things 10
prevent a continuance of these conditions,
i obtained no. satisfaction until tried DE-.
Ayers Hair Vigor. After using one bottle
my. hair was restored to its natural color,
and ceased falling out."-Mrs. HERMANN,
356 East 68th St., New York City. s
II have sotd DR.. Ayers Hair vigor for
fifteen years. and do not know of case
where It did not give entire satisfactiou. I
have been, and am now using it myself for
dandruff and gray hair, and am Thoroughly
convinced that it is the best on the market.
Nothing that ever tried can touchit. Il
affords me great pleasure to recommend il
to the public."-FRANK NJ. GROVE, Fauns-
dale, Ala.
There's more on this subject In Or.
Ayers Curebook. story of cures told by
the cured This book of 100 pages is SEMI
free. on request. by the ]. G. Aver ca.
Lowell Mass
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1897-11-25
AGRICULTURE j ] I HINTS
FRUIT BARK BEETLE.
= Destructive Insect and Method. for
COAtPOllinw IL

= Destructive Insect and Methods for
Controlllng II.
This insect is newcomer in the
United States, having been known in
tn1s country less than Is years. In
Germany It has been known to serious
y injure fruit trees for over so years.
1t was first discovered on American soil
IN 1877 in an orchard near Elmira, N.
y and has gradually spread, especial
~ to the south and central west. It
was observed in large numbers in or
cnards IN South Carolina in 1856.
Two years later it was found in In
diana and il now we'll established
throughout the central Mississippi val
ley. 5s>* az H. ~;ez.t<t.-. =. .~-t :
Ny attention has been called to it
several times this season in Maryland,
and The editor Of this journal has re-
ferred a query from a subscriber re-
garding the same pest. I have OBJ
served it lately in several orchards and
some nurseries. It rarely ever does
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1897-11-25
How,s This

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward
for any case Of Catarrh that can not Be
cured BY Halls Catarrh Cure.
+. j. Cheney 4 CO., Props, Toledo, o.
Cheney for the last IS years, and believe
him perfectly honorable in all business
transactions and financially able to carry
out any obligations made BY their firm.
West 4 Truax, Wholesale Druggists, To.
ledo, O.
Walding, Kinnan & Marvin, Wholesale
Druggists, Toledo, Ohio.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally.
acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system. Price 75c per bot.
tie. Sold by all Druggists. Testimonials
free.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1897-11-25
MAKING FARM BRIDGES.

Two Methods Which Have Been Tried
y with Gratifying Success.
3 On many farms there are streams and
ravines that have to be crossed by
bridges. The proper construction Of
these is matter of considerable i'm
portance, for valuable teams are driven
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1897-11-25
FACTS AND FIGURES.

They PRESENT tine ECONOMICAL nae d
the Good RoaAs o1estion.
There are, it IL estimated, 100000
miles of highway roads in the United
States, about 20 per cent. of the roads of
all the world. Great Britain has $780,
900 miles Of roadways, and these are
some of the best in the world. Germany
has 275,Ooo miles of roads, and some Of
them are as poor as the roadways OF
great country can be. France, which
has taken an enlightened view of the
good roads question for. many years
and has spent by governmental or local
authority more than $1,000, 900, 900 on
highways, has road mileage of 100000,
more than any other country. Russia,
with an enormous area, has only TO-
900 miles of roadways, while Italy, a
smaller country, has $4,000.
For a considerable time the agita-
ton in the United States for good roads
languished for the reason, perhaps,
that by the American system of subdi-
'vided local authority whats every
body's business is nobody's business"
and, controversies being frequent as
to the liability of national, state or mu-
nicipal authority for needful expendi-
lures, very little was done. The Nation
al League for Good Roads was organ
lied in 1892 ito awaken general inter-
est in the improvement of public roads,
to determine the best methods of build
ing and maintaining them and conduct
and foster such publications a. may
serve these purposes Attic beginning
Of the. agitation, the good roads ques-
ton did not. make much Roadway. and
it was not until the popularity Of BIZ
cycling grew that the demand for i'm
proved roads became organized, and
since then considerable Roadway has
been made. A computation which finds
much favor among the advocates of
good roads is this: There are approxi-
mately, though the number is steadily
on the decline, 100000 horses in the
United States (there were 100000 by
the census of 1s90), and there are about
2,OOO, 900 mules, principally in the south,
the annual cost for fodder for these ami
mails being 1,5OO,OO0,O 900. On fine stone
roads one horse can haul as much as
three horses can haul over the average
dirt road of this country. It is esti-
mated that it would be necessary to
build about 100000 miles of macad-
amized roads in the United States in
order to have as good system of pub
lie highways as is found in several Eu-
ropean states. At $4,000 per mile this
would involve an OUTLAW of So. 900 600 900.
"a pretty large sum- But If half of the
draught animals could be dispensed
with by the building of such roads,
there would be an annual saving of
$700, 100000 in the food bill. Conse.
quently, if road bonds were issued bear
ing three per cent. interest 100000
miles of macadamized road could be
built without increasing the annual ex-
penses one dollar.-N. Y. Sun.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1897-11-25
WELL-BRACED BRIDGE.

over them, and property is risked to
their safety in other ways. The ao-
companying illustration, Fig. l, shows q
serviceable method of constructing
such farm bridges, the cross braces as
arranged being of special Importance
because they keep the bridge from set
ting to either side, as bridges unsup-
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1897-11-25
Misery by the Wholesale.

Is what chronic inactivity Of the liver gives
rise to. Bile gets into Che blood and imparts
a: yellow tint, the tongue fouls, and so does
the breath, sick headaches, pain beneath the
right ribs and shoulder blades are felt, the
bowels b '' els! become GO eo2nstipated and the stom
catalogue of evils is Hostetter' 8 Stomach Bit.
tiers, a medicine long and professionally rec
commended, and sovereign also for chills and
fever, nervousness and rheumatism.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1897-11-25
1t Makes Cold Feet Warm.

Ease, powder for the feet. It gives rest
and comfort, prevents that .smarting sen.
sation and keeps your feet from perspiring
Aliens Foot-E makes cold feet warm.
After your feet perspire they usually feel
cold at this season. Ask Your druggist or
shoe dealer to-day for Csc box of Aliens
Foot-Ease and use it at once. Sample sent
Free. Address Allen S. Olmsted, LIE Roy, NY
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1897-11-25
Her Miata1Se.

"Your wife doesn't seemSto improve in
ono; as fast as she gains strength, she
with her.'-Chicago Record.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1897-11-25

=acteristic marks Of the insect are found
upon the trees, as it will be much easier
to prevent the attack than to destroy
the beetles after they have once entered
the tree Prof. w. g. johnson, in Amer
lean Gardening.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1897-11-25
Advice That Failed.

eyes" said the millionaire, pompously,
t'it,s the taking care Of the little things that
friend" sa5 ST.. -: :,
"Well," said the other, hopelessly, give
been taking care of twins, triplets and two
singles for good while, and seem to be
getting poorer all thet ime."-N. Y. Journal.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1897-11-25
The Cares of ONCE.

Weary Watkins kin all run fer of.
fee that wants it, but none Of it fer, me.
I've been there. The responsibility broke
down me nerves.
Hungry Higgins-What Office did you ever
hold?
II wuz dog catcher" -Indianapolis Jour.