The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1897-08-27
Editorial and Otherwise.

IN the street.
The uglier . man is the more women wan
to marry hiu5.
What man thiaks depends largely upor
what hs reads.
Some men are never good-natured unit
they are drunk.
There are ten men self.undone to one self
made these days.
II is very easy to predict thing that ha,
already happened.
Wheeling, W. Va, would be good place fol
bicycle convention.
Man hates to be slave, and yet he doesn'
mind the yoke of an egg.
Chicago stuffs skins with its drinking waite
and sells them for sausage.
An honest man must feel very lonesome il
the society Of horse traders.
A merciful man is merc,ful to his wife as
we'll as to his dumb animals.
In public estimation the baseball champion
ranks higher than the statesman.
A man obtains the proper rule Of action b.
looking on his neighbors as himself.
Say what you think, but be careful as tc
when, where and to whom you sayit it.
Shortly after marriage many women 6nd
themselves possessed Of gold brick.
Whisky is a dollar drink in Alaska, yet .
few Kentuckians are headed that wav.
True charity includes great deal more
h,n giving away what we do not need.
In union there is strength; and yet, when .
thing is to be done, one man must do it.
John l.. is now acting as baseball umpire
"To what base uses may we come at last"
II you haven't got anything worth saving
initiate the peculiar reticence Of the oyster.
II is very probable that more money will e.
into Alaska this year than will be taken out.
What a heap you would know fifty yesr.
from now II you had not been born toV sM,n.
10 naught To others which IL close to thee
would cause thee pain; this is the sum Of
duty.
Ch,cago's Globe Bark president, Spaulding
Ia said to he \ complete wreck. So Is the
bank.
For q time, at least, there may be more
money in Klondyke stocks than in Klondyke
mines.
The grain elevators are now busy, and 80
are the brokers, who are trying to elevate
grain.
Boston's claims to being 4 summer resnrt
rest on the fact that she serves baked beans
on ice.
Steer clear of the man who is constantly de.
flaming women. He must be corrupt beyond
measure.
II you have q home, don't spend nearly all
ybur time away from it OF il will soon cease Ia
be ho'ne.
General Weyler will breathe a little easier
uow. Senator Morgan is going to take trip
TO Honolulu.
The Christian who fails 10 do his best in
serving God, need not woudcr at his lack Of
religious joy.
There 10 plenty Of room in the world for
every one, but you have got to crowd IL you
~ koor - ~. frcrt
Mrs. Lease will wear 4 $2o, 900 crown At the
Kansas Harvest Fair. This will make her
quite valuable--for the moment.
A b,rd in the hand is worth two in the bush.
But not when the bird in the hand is . crow,
and the two n the bush are psrtridges.
"Through trouble, with surprise We 6nd
The soul is lifted high,
As birds against gentle wind
More easily can Ay."
The St. Louis typewriter who rejected A
poet and married butcher, had 4 level head
The poet could never have made stake foI
her.
Most Of the worlds heroes and heroines die
unrecognixed. They will have To wait unit
the roll is called on the other side Ct the Dead
Sea.
A North Mississippian has invented 6es
trap, but q womaa's stocking will continue Il
be the real deadfal! for these pestifsyoas littl'
creatures.
A New York woman took carbolic acid fo
The toothache. II cured her, and she vii
never again be troubled with that--or any
thing else.
II has been discovered that the assassin o
Canovss, Premier Of Spain, was a printer
This fully establishes his mental and mora
responsibility.
The population Of the United States in
creases at about the rate Of 100000 year
and yet We will oil have lots q room for sew
ersl years to come.
II Is stated that because Of the wheat short
sse in Europe, that eoantry needs II per cen
more of the grain lhsn Il needed lest year
and that the United Statss sloss can suppl!
the demand.
The shipload II people an their way Il
Klondyke, who we're forced to come back, me-!
yet bs glad their ship sank. The region I
ope NJ the most iuhospitabls n TIE world, All
there vas On almest sven chance that nex
summer wosld sol asd. .tbsm alive.
The following women are sald 10 b III
wsalthissl sss 10 ~ vcr,d, nrs. Isslor
CousIno, ~, ~ ~, Hstty Green, ese,sos,
~, Bssossss Dsrdstt. .Covtts, ~ ~
Nadams Ba.sios, siS,eso, ~; MIss wssy Gar
se.t, 3io, ,oooJ JQcoy nrs. wcIssts, @'c,ooo,eoo.