The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-10-23
The NeihaYt Herald.
Saturday, October %, 1897.
CAMP NOTES.


Chas. F. McGibbon delivers wood cut
to order.
A. r. Johnson went to Great Falls on
Saturday.
Geo. Tighe, a former merchant of
Great Falls dies at Trail creek, B. c..
Big bargains in mammoth lamp chin
neys only 20 cents and smaller chimneys
at cost at Preston's.
Wm. Mueller offers big bargains in
everything the family needs. He sells
at prices never before offered.
The Degree of Honor, Mountain Gem
lodge No. 40. gave another of their
splendid soclals Thursday evening.
r. W. and Joe Lamb, returned from
the Fort Steele country, were at the
grand opening of the Frisco hall last
Friday evening.
VIM. Mueller's stock of general mer-
chandise is selling without regard to
cost. Call and purchase before the as
sortment is reduced.
Charles Burchard has a new baby at
his house which arrived Saturday. We
haven't heard yet whether it will wear
calico or jeans.
Later: Jeans.
Father E.. Damanez will hold Catholic
services here at the usual time and place
tomorrow. He desires all the children
to meet him at Miners hall at 10 o'clock
this Saturday morning.
A large placard inscribed: "Warshin'
dun hear" was one of the amusing
sights upon the door Of a we'll known
bachelors house this week. Guess he
didn't like the sign very we'll, for he
took it down again.
There will be no service in the M. E.
church Sunday morning but the Rev. S
j. Hooking will preach as usual in the
evening. Services as follows: Sabbath
School at 10 m. Epworth League at
$40 p. m. Preaching at 1880 p. m.
The HERALD has received the compli-
ments of the Rocky Mountain Bell tel
ephone company of Helena where they
formally opened their new division
headquarters last Saturday. The event
was celebrated in approved style with
lots of dog.
AT the home of Mr.. and Mrs. A. w.
Noyes the hungry man of the HERALD
was Hospitality entertained Sunday. An
exhibition was given in the art of presto
change, wherein roast chicken was made
to vanish from sight before the astonish-
ed gaze of the host and hostess. Now
you see it, and now you don't. Mr.. and
Mrs. Noyes are capital entertainers.
Rev. J. H. Little of st Clair, Montana
will deliver a lecture in Miners Union
hall, Friday evening, Oct. 30, to which
everybody is invited. The subject of
this lecture is early Day Scenes in
Montana" 1t is interesting throughout,
and is supplemented by stereopticon
views of every important incident. This
lecture is given under the direction of
the nj. E. church and the proceeds go
toward paying the church debt. Adj
mission, 25c; Children, 15c.
The whip-poor-will across the hill
like wind pursues the gnat; along the
rill with equal skill the owl pursues the
bat. Around the stump, with agile
jump the cat pursues the rat, and up
the pump, with back a hump, the dog
pursucs the cat. Down by the. gate,
with broom and plate, the wife pursues
the tramp; with face sedate, the par
sons mate pursues the deacon scamp.
From week to week the parson meek
pursues the widowed chuck, then turns
his cheek and feeds his beak upon the
waxing duck. The farmer man with
deep laid plan pursues the shining hay
with equa! plan the bunco man then
bags the festive jay.
All a fellow has to do to run a news
paper, says an exchange, is to be able to
write a poem, discuss the tariff and mon
ey question, umpire a ball game, report
a wedding, lead a brass band, saw wood,
best a lawyer, describe a fire, shine at a
s%oiree, address a horticultural society,
sing in choir, measure calico, abuse the
liquor traffic, test whisky, subscribe to
charity, go without meals, attack politi-
clans, defend the national platform, sneer
at snobbery, wear diamonds, invent ad-
vertisements overlook scandal, praise ba-
bies, delight pumpkin r~aisers, heal the
d~isgruntled, fight to a finish, set type,
mold opinion, sweep the office, speak at
PRAYER meetings, and stand in with every
body.