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Daily camera., 1897-01-08
A Kind Husband,

"Pore Jim was always mighty good
to me-" sobbed the weeping widow.
with all the beatin's he gimme he
never hit me where the marks would
show so the neighbors could see 'em. =
indianapolis Journal.
Daily camera., 1897-01-08
Bargains are Here.

We have received large stock OF fine
new furniture at the cd reliable bargain
house of Finch, in Brainard hotel block,
which we propose to sell, not at less than
cost, but at prices that will astonish the
natives. Call and see US and be con-
v,nced of the great bargains we offer in
fine and useful furniture and other goods.
Daily camera., 1897-01-08
In the smoker.

Upcreek-Why does that old duffer oc-
cupy two seats, while we have to stand?
Conductor-He says he is sick.
Upcreek-Yes, he is; I'll bet it's
trichinosis, too.-Bay City Chat.
Daily camera., 1897-01-08
Uncle Eben's Philosophy.

"Dah's er big dif'unce," said Uncle
Eben, Gin de righteousness O. tellin' de
troof ez er matter O conscience an
tellin' it ease hits gwinter hut some
body's feelin's. s.'-Washington Star.
Daily camera., 1897-01-08
ChOIIy'S Contribution,

cav, Miss Feighr," asked Chawles
Algernawn Chapp, "d'ye know why it
is 1 think you are like mirror?"
'Give it up"
"Wel, y'see, you're a-aw-a good
looking lass" s."-Cincinnati Commercial
cial Tribune.
Daily camera., 1897-01-08

Jacob Berger, the veteran shoe maker,
has removed his shop to Fosters store,
one door west of the post office, where
he will be pleased to meet all his old
time customers. All lines of shoerepair-
ing done neatly and at the lowest living
prices.
Daily camera., 1897-01-08
Vengeance.

Returned Traveller Il have often
thought of that young Mr.. Tease, and
how he used to torment Miss Auburn
about her red hair. Did she ever get
even with him?
Old Friend-Long ago. She married
HMM. Y. Weekly.
Daily camera., 1897-01-08
An Old CrOp.

"Bodkins seems to think that it's his
mission in life to crack jokes from one
years end to the other"
"Yes, and the truth is he cracks moth
ing but chestnuts." Detroit Free
Press
Daily camera., 1897-01-08
A Model Advertise mont.

A delicatessen store on upper Thirt
avenue, New York city, has the follow
ing in it's show window:
Man wants but little here below,
Nor wants that little long,
Please call and buy that little here,
And bring your friends along"
Daily camera., 1897-01-08
A Correction,

She-You love me for my money?
He-You mean l want you for your
noney.-Town Topics.
Daily camera., 1897-01-08
Cough

and nothing seemed to do her any good.
1 happened to read about Hoods Sarsapa-
rilla and had her give it trial. From the
very first dose she began TO get better.
After taking few bottles she was COM
pletely cured and her health has been the
best ever since" MRS. ADDIE PECK,
u Railroad Place, Amsterdam, N. Y.
81 will say that my mother has not
stated my case in as strong words as !
would have done. Hoods Sarsaparilla
has truly cured me and am now we'll"
CORA PECK, Amsterdam, N Y.
Be sure to get Hoods, because
Daily camera., 1897-01-08
Plenty of Experience.

Store Proprietor-So you want job
as floor walker, do you? Have you any
recommendations?
mo, but I'm an experienced hand, sir.
Mass Freeman.
Daily camera., 1897-01-08
For Marshall or Shanahan Goals leav
orders at C. E. C0ulehan's.
Joe Derr.

When, where and how to obtain pure
liquors without having to pay three prices
for t is eading question. Listen to us.
In the first place, be sure 1t is not Sum
day then walk straight-way to Garbar
mos
Daily camera., 1897-01-08
Quoting an AdaRe.

Madge-How proud Name is since
she ordered her bicycle!
Tom-Well, you know, pride goes be-
fore a fall.-Yonkers Statesman.
Daily camera., 1897-01-08
Work

Is worth money and for the assessment
work you can secure one-half interest in
group of three claims, we'll located,
gold bearing veins. Splendid opportun-
ity. Sure to make a good investment.
]. WILHELM HAMM & Co.
Daily camera., 1897-01-08
At the Old Stand,

The reliable and expert jeweler and
watch and jewelry repairer, c. P. Pettin-
gill, will always be found at the old stand
ready and anxious to serve his old time
friends and customers.
Daily camera., 1897-01-08
At the Musicale.

"She's quite a finished singer,
What do you think of her?"
Finished? ?-Id longer linger
If but knew she were"
-Up-to-Date.
Daily camera., 1897-01-08
Bargain counters at Sawyer's.

The finest line of home made candy
ever shown in Boulder at lowest prices.
Special prices given to Sunday schools
at J. H. Conlev's.
Daily camera., 1897-01-08
owen Moore,

Owen Moore he went away,
Owen Moore than he could pay,
Owen Moore came back again,
owen Moore.
nnctnp Gnl1rdaH
Daily camera., 1897-01-08
Light Fingered,

Mrs. Blobbs-A man was here to-day
who gets living by reading the hands,
Mr.. B.-Some swindler, wasn't he?
Mrs. B.-Yes; he read the hands on
the gas meter.-Up-to-Date.
Daily camera., 1897-01-08
A Su,ranle POSITION.

Here's place just fit for woman,
Quite regardless of her rank;
Since she cannot keep a secret,
Make her teller in bank.
N Y. World.
Daily camera., 1897-01-08
shortness Advocated There.

"Do you believe in long engage
ments?" said a New York lady to Chi
cago woman.
"No, 1 DON'T" was the latter's reply.
"Nor in long marriages, either."-N. Y
World.
Daily camera., 1897-01-08
A General CONFEDERATION,

He saw her, ard his youthful breast
Was fred thieves sweet flame;
Alas! her fatl ~ fred me rest
OF his poor, fragile frame.
Springfield Ull) Monitor.
Daily camera., 1897-01-08

You will find the choicest cut roses
carnations and violets at Taylor's green
house.
Daily camera., 1897-01-08

FOR RENT-New four room brick cot
tage on Spruce street. Rent $40. Apply
to CHAS. WARD
Daily camera., 1897-01-08
Her Philanthropy.
What They We're.

"Pillbody hasu good many revolution
ary ideas in his head"
"Those are not ideas revolving in Pill
body's head. They are wheels."-ln'
diaIapolis Journal.
Daily camera., 1897-01-08
silver Quotation.

New York, Jan. S.-Siiver is quoted
al 64A todav.
Daily camera., 1897-01-08

FOR RENT-Two furnished rooms for
light housekeeping. Inquire 14Io Hill S..
Daily camera., 1897-01-08

First class dressmaking at Mesdames
Allen & Smith. 1882 18th St. Tailor
system taught.
Daily camera., 1897-01-08

Leave your orders for carriages at Lip
poldt's stable for evening party or
dances, IS cents per couple round trip.
Daily camera., 1897-01-08
No Danger.

Mrs. Featherweight to cabman)-
You are sure you won't run away with
Daily camera., 1897-01-08

Cebby-No, mem; I've been married
these twinty years.-N. Y. Tribune.
Daily camera., 1897-01-08

The dispatches from London state
that the present time is inopportune for
Mr.. Wolcott to forward any bimetallic
agreement. 1t is agreed that the envoy
is acceptable but not his mission. That
is the way it was sized up in this locality
also.
Daily camera., 1897-01-08
Major Mckinley is enjoying hard

Major Mckinley is enjoying hard
row of stumps. There doesn't seem to
be panic among the statesmen in then
wild anxiety to become members of his
cabinet. and those inevitable debts com e
crowding up to the surface constantly.
and now the Hanna controlled states
nan from Ohio has the uncomfortable
prospect of atariH reduction to consider.
The only consolation remaining is that
Frewen, whose prophecies form basis
for the tariff matter, may not be inspired
enough to give grounds for fear.
Daily camera., 1897-01-08
TIME EcARD.
U. P. D. & G..

The scheme of the goldlte silver peo-
pie to force an international conference
whether it is favored or not by the
European powers, looks good deal like
feeding hay to a dead horse.
Daily camera., 1897-01-08

Hoods Pills are prompt and efficient.
Daily camera., 1897-01-08

"Come away, Nettie; don't fool VIII
him; he's got me little brudder in hi:
stummick now!''-N. Y. Truth.
Daily camera., 1897-01-08
lsassss d Ddly eaaeIu und weekly Tribune

TERAs-I5c. per week; soc. per month
oy carrier. S per year, when paid in
advance.
Advertising Rates upon application.
Entered at the Postofice at Boulder,
Colo., as second-class matter.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-02-26
THE RECORD BROKEN.
c.. 3. g. O. ACCOMPLiSHES A
GREAT FEAT.
Special Train of the Burlington Route
Runs from Chicago to Denver, l,O26
Miles, at an Average Spool of Nearly
SO Miles an Hour.

The Chicago, Burlington & Quincy
Railroad has just accomplished the
greatest feat the world has ever known
for long-distance fast running.
1t was made in race against death
to carry Henry ]. Mayham of New
York to the bedside of his dying son in
Denver.
The distance from Chicago to Den
yer, l.025 miles. was covered in ex-
actly LOGO minutes actual running
time. This is only small fraction
less than one mile minute for the
longest continuous run ever made by
any railroad in the world.
1t was a run made in the ordinary
course of business. No special prepa-
ration whatever had been c0ntem-
plated for the trip. In exactly forty
four minutes from the time the order
for the train was received the throttle
of the engine was pulled open and the
train glided out of the Union Depot on
o race which surprised railroad men
the world over.
1hC Oh6ihO WLiOh tOoN INV 49,
the first run out of Chicago to Gales
burg had just come in from Aurora
pulling regular passenger train. NO
time was spent in cleaning up, but 1t
was quickly turned around, attached to
the special train and manned by the
same engineer who had brought 1T to
Chicago. Not more than half dozen
officials or employees Of the road knew
the trip was to be made. This fact is
the most important in the history OF
the great feat, as it demonstrates the
superb physical condition of the road
and the perfect management which en-
ables such remarkable time to be
maintained for more than thousand
miles.
The time made by the record-break-
ing train is as follows, including all
stops:
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-02-26
GUARANTEED.

We know there is no case Of dyspepsia
or constipation or arrangement of the stom-
ach, liver, kidneys or bowels so bad but
that DIR. Kay's Renovator will cure it. So
WE GUARANTEE IT. Never has there been
such unqualified success in treating all
such cases with any other other remedy
You should try it now. There is no better
spring medicine You will be more than
pleased if you try it, The following is a
sample of the thousands of letters received
by us. Mr.. Edward Wood of Primghar,
Iowa, writes: ~ have taken DR.. Kay's
Renovator and it has cured me Of dyspep-
STA of about ten years standing. ] was so
bad off that everything ate soured on my
stomach. l can now eat most anything.
/ am now II years old"
Send at once for free booklet with treat
ment of all diseases, recipes, testimonials,
ETC. Special booklet on female diseases
free. Price of Dr. Kay's Renovation 25c.
and 81, and is sold by druggists or sent by
mail on receipt of price. Address DR.. b.
]. Kay Medical Co, Omaha. Neb.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-02-26

Average time, including stops, 54.S
miles per hour.
Average time, excluding stops, 57.54
miles per hour.
Tie first stop maze by the train after
leaving Chicago was at Sixteenth street
for supplies, where four minutes were
consumed. At Aurora the travelling en-
gineer took one minute to look the en-
CINE over and the train ran without
stop until Mendoza was reached, when
three minutes more were consumed for
the same purpose. A total of twenty
one stops was made between Chicago
and Denver, consuming in all sixty
four minutes. The longest stop was
made at Red Oak, Ia. where engines
were changed ON account OF hot
truck. At this point the fastest run
of the trip was made. Soon after leav-
ing Creston it was discovered that q
box on one of the engine trucks was
heating. but in spite of this fact the
run of thirty-six miles was made IN
thirty-four minutes. At Villisca a
fresh engine was substituted and the
run to Red Oak, fifteen miles, was
made in as many minutes.
Over long stretches of road between
McCook and Denver the train made
more than a mile a minute for dis
tances of forty to sixty miles. Six en-
rineers took the train from Chicago to
Denver. making an average OF I'V
miles to each run.
Mr. Mayham left New York Sunday
morning at 10 o'clock on Pennsylvania
Limited in response to repeated mes
cages that his son, William B. May
ham. was lying at the point of death
at Denver. At Fort Wayne Mr.. May
ham became convinced that the ordi-
nary trains would not take him to the
bedside of his son in time to close MS
ave, in death, and he promptly wired
the Chicago, Burlington C Quincy road
IN have in readiness a special train to
carry him through to Denver IN the
shortest possible time.
The Pennsylvania arrived in chicago
ten minutes late and thirty minutes
making necessary preparations for the
were consumed by Mr.. Mayham in
Journey.
The train left the Union Depot at ex-
actly 10 o'clock Monday morning. The
burlington road had agreed to make
the trip to Denver Inside OF twenty
four hours" The feat was accom-
plished in three minutes less than
nineteen hours, or more than nVe
hours under the stipulated time.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-02-26
Curious Newspaper Ownership.

Dresden, one of the German capitals,
owns singular piece of property,
though one most admirably managed;
It is morning newspaper, the Dres-
dener Anzeiger. This daily, upon the
death of it's last proprietor, was willed
to the city upon the condition that all
profits arising therefrom should be
spent upon the public parks. This
year a large playground of nearly
eight acres was purchased from Prince
George, the kings brother and heir APP
parent, and it will be ready for use
next spring. The paper continues to
hold the respect of all citizens, for the
trust has been carried out in its
broadcast spirit, and the power has
never been employed to foster any
school of opinions-social, political or
religious. Fourth Estate.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-02-26
WORTH KNOWING.

The strongest known wood is kranji-
wood. of Borneo, but the Canada rock
elm is stronger in proportion to its
weight.
St Louis is the largest street-car
manufacturing city in the world. The
output last year was about three thou
sand cars.
Charleston, S. c., has commission
on shade trees. In four years 1t has
PLANTED more than one thousand trees
IN the city streets.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-02-26
The Circle County.

The oldest shaped county among
the 5000 which go to make up the
separate divisions of the various states
is Warren county, Tennessee 1t lies
almost exactly in the geographical
center of the state mentioned and is
almost as near a perfect circle as any
division of land could possibly be. The
circle would be perfect but for the
fact that there is short stretch of the
Northern boundary line which follows
a small stream for a short distance.
1t is bounded by Cannon, DeKalb, COT
fee, Grundy, Van Buren, and White
counties and is in no way remarkable
except in shape.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-02-26
Deafness Cannot Be Cured.

by local applications as they cannot reach
the diseased portion of the ear. There Is
by constitutional remedies. Deafness is
caused by an infamed condition of the
mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube.
When this tube is inf1amed you have
when it is entirely closed deafness is the
result, and unless the Inflammation can be
taken out and this tube restored to Its
stroyed forever; nine cases out of ten are
caused by catarrh, which is nothing but
an infiamed condition of the mucous sur
faces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for
any case of Deafness Caused by catarrh)
that cannot be cured by Hairs Catarrh
Cure. Send for circulars, free.
F. j. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by druggists, 75c
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-02-26

Children should be encouraged to
write letters. 1t gives them facility IN
write letters. 1t gies them facility in
expressing their ideas, and II the habit
ia established in childhood. 1t is less
difficult in after life. When they leave
the old home a regular correspondence
IA a source of the greatest comfort to
both parents and children. and ire
ouent letters help to keep the fraternal
tie strong between brothers and sis
ters.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-02-26
BOYS All Doing Well.

.Is William doing well?" asked the
old friend.
"Tol'rable," replied the old lady.
"He makes $1,000 year out of his
milk route"
''And Jim?"
Making a name for himself writin'
on one O. the New York Sunday pa
pers. He's the famous Sadie Wilkins
of the Whirald."
Really? And Bob?"
s.Bob's leadin' life of leisure. He's
in Sing Sing for ten years." Harper's
Bazaar.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-02-26
A Narrow Escape.

The company had assembled in the
church, but the bridegroom was no.
where to be found. Finally messen-
ger announced that the young man
had been run over and killed while ON
his way to the church.
"And just think" she said, month
afterwards to friend, "what a mar
row escape 1 had from becoming a
widow" Pick Me-Up.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-02-26
The Spartan Virtue, FOrtitude,

Is severely taxed by dyspepsia But good
digestion will wait on appetite, and health on
both" when Hostetter's Stomach Bitters is
resorted to by the victim of indigestion.
Heartburn, f1atulence, biliousness will cease
tormenting IL '1stric region and liver II
this genial fam corrective meets with the
fair trial that a sterling remedy deserves
Use it regularly, not spaSmodically - now
and then. 1t conquers malarial Kidney,
nervous and rheumatic ailments.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-02-26
For Singers and Public Speakers.

Use Aunt Rachael's Eecampane and Hore-
hound. 1t Is known that clear white rock candy
is the most healing of all substances, and hore-
hound and eecampane the very best throat
remedies; combined have horehound, Ele-
campane, Grape Juice and Rock Candy, one of
the most pulmonary remedies known. Singers
and public speakers should carry bottle In their
pocket. For sale by druggists. Price 20 cents and
rs cent?
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-02-26
CouIdn't Stand It,

Tennyson used to tell the story of
farmer who, after hearing a red-hot
sermon of never-ending fire and brim-
stone, consoled his wife quite sincerely
with the naive remark: Never mind,
Sally; that must be wrong; no consti-
tooshun could stand it.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-02-26

In Philadelphia Ignatz Yuszkowsly
is under arrest charged with murder
ing Slaniwicz Skiezkereitis. 1t some
how strikes us that the victims name
was sufficient provocation, even if he
didn't do anything else.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-02-26
.os BUS. OATS, 17s BUS. BARLEY.

M. NJ. Luther, East Troy, Pa. grew
209 bushels SalZer's Silver Mine Oats,
and John BREEDER, Mishicott, Wis, 173
bushels Silver King Barley per acre.
Don't you believe it? Write them!
Fodder plants as rape, teosinte,
vetch, spnrry, clovers, grasses, ETC., in
endless varieties, potatoes at $3.50
barrel. Salzer's seeds are bred to big
yields. Americas greatest seed cata-
logue and IL farm seed samples are
sent you by John A. Salzer Seed Co.,
La Crosse, Wis, upon receipt Of 10
cents stamps, worth $40, to get start.
w.n.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-02-26

Voltaire and Piron were enemies.
To their embarrassment they met one
day at the country house of friend.
Pirou got up early went to Voltaire's
door, and wrote upon it the word
Rogue" At breakfast, Voltaire smil-
ingly said to him; 81 thank you for
showing your interest in my welfare
by leaving your card at my door this
morning"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-02-26
Mean Fling.

He-That is fine horse of Miss
Riders She says she has ridden it
ever since she was little girl.
She-Yes. It's wonderful how long
horses retain their strength and vital
ity. New York World.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-02-26

Miss z. b. Kokomo, Ind. According to she data
furnished the Zodiacal Sign Gcmini, which Mercu-
ry rules. rising at your BIRTH therefore Mercury
is your ruling planet or sgnifcator
You are above medium height; straight, slender
ngurci dark complexion hair and eyes; the eyes have
a peculiar SPARKLE sharp sight and quick, restless
movement You belong to that class OF people from
which comes our most brilliant scholars, teachers
lawyers, writers, etc; your horoscope is OF kind
that shows life Of considerable struggle and any
thing that you with to do that will bring you financial
returns would require great effort and the success
when reched, would be after disappointments and
annoyances. You are not appreciated to the extent
your ability should command. Marriage Is not more
than average fortunate.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-02-26
The Fish Lila r.

Ever try one of them rubber fish.
worms?" asked the amateur.
"Only one," said the fish liar. "They
are no good. The fish, after he finds
how he has been taken in, dies q
modification before he can be takep
out" Inaianapo lis Journal
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-02-26
A Touching Appeal.

"Would you please help me-" said
the poor beggar to the pedestrian. II
have wife and five children at home
and an installment to pay on my bicy-
Gle tomorrow" Yonker's Statesman.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-02-26

Equal parts of honey, olive oil and
pure homemade wine, made from
grape juice or currants, is both sooth-
ing and strengthening for bad cough.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-02-26

The women members of a Buffalo
charitable institution have been ac-
cused of cheating at an election.
Somehow women seem to be natural
politicians.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-02-26
VIII Investigate.

Doctor Ito Irish patient)-Do you
sleep with your mouth open?
Irish patient-Sure, Oh don't know,
doctor. Olive never seen myself whin
Olive been aslape, but Oil have look
tonight!
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-02-26

A Minnesota man has just sold his
wife for S25. He probably concluded
that he himself was sold when he mar
ried her.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-02-26

He (angrily)- Was there any fool
sweet on you before 1 married you?
She-Yes, one.
"I'm sorry you rejected him"
But didn't reject him; married
him" Tid-Bits.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-02-26

He-Is anything wanting to make
happiness complete, my dear?
She-Yes, about fourteen yards OF
silk at Sc a yard.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-02-26
Might he Mistaken.

Shelf were to die you would never
get another wife like me.
He-What makes you think I'd ever
want another like you?
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-02-26

With all her victories. nature has
never yet succeeded in producing a
girl who can chew gum and look pretty
at the same time.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-02-26
One of Many.

Jones-Brown is very careful about
his children. isn't he?
Jenjins-Yes; he's trying to bring
them up in the way he should have
gone. Puck.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-02-26

A novel muff and cape long enough
to reach to the elbows are made of
coque feathers, with the breast feath-
ers for the yoke
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-02-26

A STOPPING position maintained for
any length of time tends more to under
mine the health than is generally
supposed.