The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1897-11-10
sEc|=SI -
VI >s :SEaas Ei=T:,I:T

Eyes, her looks favor her mothers
people" "Indeed?" "Oh, greatly.
She doesn't look a bit like them. DE
troit Journal.
He-"My darling, always feel like
taking off my shoes when l enter your
sacred presence" She-"Well, would
rather you did it now that after we are
married" Life.
"Odr landlady likes to have theatre
cal people come to stay with u.s.
"Why" "She says the rest Of us stare
at them 50 hard that we forget to eat
Detroit Free Press.
Close Together.-Nell-Do you think
there is anything between them? Belle
Il don't know. There wasn't when l
looked in at the parlor door last night.
-Somerville Journal.
Doesn't it make you sad when you
think Of the poorT "Why, no, not
particularly. 1t makes me mad,
though, when l think Of the rich.'-
indianapolis Journal.
rs your flying machine a success"
"Unquestionably," replied the enthu-
siast. Have you made trip with
IT, mo, but I've sold several shares
of stock" -Clevcland Plaindealer.
81 heard you fought duel with
Parker?' Il did" weren't you
afraid to stand up before loaded PTS
tol?" Not with Parker holding it.
I'm insured in his company."-I1t-Bits.
'IIave you any clew to the assail.
anti" asked the court. "Well,' replied
Sherlock Holmes, Il think he must
have been a Greek. AS I approached
he n."-Philadelphia North Ameri-
can.
"AIartha listen; there's new ma
chime inverted that records the ac.
ton of the brain" well, you needn't
fool any money away on one; ii
wouldn't eaIT its salt."-Detroit Free
Press.
II wish you would make picture Of
the Sultan of Turkey for tomorrow 6
paper II am afraid have no photo
graph sir" .What OF that? You
know how to draw fcz, don't your
Puck
New Servant found this coin upon
your desk, sir. Maste--l'm glad you
are honest. put it there plTposely to
test your honesty. New Servant
That's what I thought.-Fliegcnde
Batter.
Freddy-Why do they call the end OF
a college education commencement, pa.
pa? Papa-Because, my son, that is
the point at which Il young man com.
mences. to learn.-New York CONNER
cial Advertiser.
She-It's too bad your wife has been
sick so long. He-Yes; l suppose that
the doctors bill amounts to three times
as much now as the undertaker's
charges would have amounted to-
Cleveland Leader.
"They always talk about the seven
ages Of man." said the Curious One.
why not the seven ages of woman?''
Because, my boy" replied the Know
Ing One, zone is enough for them.
Cincinnati Tribune.
Eyes" said the young wife, sadly, II
am satisfied that he doesn't love me
any more" Isn't it strange 10 find
satisfaction in anything like that?"
asked her dearest girl friend.-pitts-
burg ChronicleTelegraph.
Iightlove-At last, dear Sophia, we
are alone, and I can tell you that
10 Sophia--Oh please, no-Mr.
Lightlove, don't tell me here. Light
loye--Why not? There arc no witness
es Sophia-That's just it.--Chips.
Tourist Gin Jersey, apprehensiyely)-
How about the Jersey mosquitoes
Don't you find them pretty vicious ere
aturns? Jersey Native (indifferently)-
Not ut all! Not at all! Why, they'll
eat right out of your hand!-puck.
John, this is very bad report you
bling me from school," John-1 know,
father; but you know you said il I
brought home first-class report you
would give me S. and l wanted to save
you that expense.-Boston Traveller.
81" the witness testified, would not
believe him under oath. ''Eh?" said
the Judge in surprise at hearing a lead
ing citizen so fouted. ooh, fur as that
goes, I wouldn't believe nobody. am
an ssor."-Indianapo Journal.
Jack Wyld-That young Smperly
seems such fragile fellow I should
hesitate to touch him, for fear he would
break. Tom Fax (who has had expe-
rience)-He wouldn't hesitate about
touching you, if he was broke.-Puck.
poor Mrs. Jaysmith!' exclaimed
Mrs. Gargoyle. Her husband must
treat her shamefully." What makes
you say that" asked Mrs. Grummey.
she never complains" Il know it.
That's what makes me suspicious."-
Life.
The member of the firm pressed his
hand to his heart. Il love you madly"
he exclaimed. Il love rut you! have
never loved before The typewriter
inclined her head. Very WELL" she re-
piled. More than one copy, sirr-De.
troit Journal
Stranger (after an examina tom
| Well. doctor, what do you think? Have
I III" govt? Great physician-Hem,
Er-what is your income? Stranger
Twelve hundred year. Great Ply
sician-No, you've got sore foot