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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-23

and would have brought the blush to
the face of an Algerine pirate.
How unpopular the Dingley bill is is
proven by the many attacks that have
been made upon it. and the success of
many Of them in having it modified. If
it proves so vulnerable before it be-
comes law. what win it prove after it
is put upon the statute books and is at
tackled from the stump and before the
people2 The landslide that buried the
Mckinley bill will be but a small affair
beside that which will yet bury the
Dingley bill.
The decision to strike out the retro
active clause IS matter of congratu
lation. as it could not have failed to
have produced much litigation. and lit
igation over tariff law always has a
bad effect on business,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-23

low out my directions to the letter Let's
see. Do you go to Jones, the butcher?
Yes
You must buy your meat after this at
some other store 1t will be somewhat OF
a change, l think. Does Smith, the gro
GER get your custom?
He does; all of it in that line.
Just So must caution you 10 change
grocers for awhile. Even that will be a
little change in your diet. Who's your
balzer?''
why, Brown at the corner
Then buy your bread somewhere else.
so as TO have a complete change in food
all around. That's all, believe Follow
those directions faithfully. take this pre-
scriDtion and have II made up, and you
VIII be a different man in week
As the sick man walked out the doc
tor rubbed his hands and chuckled 10
himself.
This is the fifth patient l have given
the same advice to in the last three days
SUE me for their bills. will they? Well.
=. my opinion that by the end OF the
month Brown. Jones and Smith will be
driven so far out of business that they
will never get in again"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-23
TALES OF THE DAY.
A Doctors Revenge.

The doctor shook his head and looked
very serious. as he said. after feeling the
patients pulse and taking his tempera-
ture:
Hum, You are very i'll. indeed" re-
lates the Boston Budget
'Y-you don't say so. DOCTOR" gasped
the man as ne turned pale. Am | coming
down with some serious illness?'
You are liable to. sir, unless you fol-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-23
Old People.

Old people who require medicine to
regulate the bowels and kidneys will
find the true remedy in Electric Bit
Iers- This medicine does not stimulate
and contains no whisky nor other in
toxicant, but acts as a tonic and al
terative. 1t acts mildly on the stom-
ach and bowels. adding strength and
giving tone to the organs. thereby aid
ing nature in the performance of the
functions. Electric Bitters is an ex-
cellent appetizer and aids digestion
Old people find it just exactly what
they need. Price 80 cents and $100
per bottle a. z. c. NJ L drug dent
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-23
Saw it After a Time.

Anecdotes: 1t is said that an American
went into London booksellers and asked
for Hare's Walks in London In the
states it is printed in one volume, IN
England in two.
oh" said the Yankee. as he looked at
them. you part your Hare in the mid
die. do your
- sir?" said the clerk, with bewil-
dered look. 'Oh no. sir
Il saw he didn't see the joke. said the
Yankee. so l didn't explain. but bought
the books and went away. y week later
entered the same shop. AS soon as the
CLERK saw me he approached me, ex-
claiming: Good Capital, Part you hair
in the middle? That's capital. sir-cap-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-23
nucxIcn-. Arn,ca salxe.

The best saIve n Inc world for CUT,
sJres. letter. chapped hands. chilblains.
bruises. sores. ulcers. salt rneum. fever
corns and all SKIN eruptions. and posi-
dveiy cures pies or no pay required
It Is guaranteed To give perfect satisfac-
ton or money refunded Prios rs cents
per box Fo' sale by q. c. NJ Z drug
dept
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-23

The rapidity with which Group de-
velops calls for instant treatment; and
yet few households are prepared for its
visits. An admirable remedy for this
disease is Ayers Cherry Pectoral. 1t
has saved hundreds of lives and should
be in every home where there are
young children.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-23

Chicago business men say there will
be boom in this country in case of a
general European war. And is there
to be no boom as the consequence of
the enactment into law of the blessed
Dingley bill? But that bill may pro-
duce a tariff war from which boom
may result.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-23

Can anyone imagine Richard of the
Lion Heart looking upon a struggle
between Christians and Turks as calm
~ as Salisbury is? But then, in es-
timating Salisbury's character one
should always remember what Bis
marck said of him; that he is only
a lath painted TO look like iron.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-23

President ]. B. Angel, of the Uni
versity of Michigan, who has been APP
pointed minister TO Turkey. has not
only had diplomatic experience in
China, but he is also the author of the
chapter on American diplomacy in
Winsor's Narrative and Critical His
tory Of America
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-23

It was a Marshall who first dis
covered gold in California and now a
Colorado man named Marshall says he
has found gold III at least six counties
in New York state. He also has a
theory that gold can be manufactured.
The California Marshall viii continue
TO be the more famous of the two.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-23

Senator Billy" Mason Of Illinois is
the funniest man in the United States
senate. Proctor Knott was probably
the funniest man who ever sat in the
house. and a remarkably able one, but
his "funniness" killed him.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-23

Russia likes American-made armor
plate so well that she has invited our
manufacturers to bid for a contract to
supply lot more of it. Russia evident
~ knows good thing. and is willing
to pay a fair price for it," says the
New York Mail and Express. But
Russia isn't willing to pay nearly so
much for American armor plate as
Uncle Sam is.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-23
TINTIC EXCURSION,
Via Rio Grande Western

Don't fail to see the double circle on
Tintic branch r. g. w. Ry.-the great
est piece of engineering in Utah. Ex-
cursion on Sunday, the 25th. only 81
round trip-allOwing five hours at Eu-
reka. Silver City or Mammoth. Train
leaves at $3.50 a. m.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-23

Business is expanding. The tide Of
popular prosperity is rising. OF this
there can be no doubt" says the New
York Tribune. And of this popular
prosperity there is no evidence.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-23

In all this talk about the Dingley
bill placing a duty on works of art
have you observed what a work Of
art the bill itself is? 1t is a perfect
mosaic of rascalities.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-23

SO resigned has Theodore Roosevelt
become since he resigned from the
New York police board that the world
has heard nothing from him since.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-23

London correspondent says that
London society is anXiously waiting
for Colonel Hay and preparing to make
a lion of him. A British lion2
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-23

1t is much to be hoped that the
posse in pursuit of the Castle Gate
robbers will bring them back, dead or
alive, dead preferred.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-23

What wonderful control of his mouth
Champion Fitzsimmons has. The world
has never seen anything like it before
in a purilist.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-23

House Chaplain Couden has officially
thanked the Lord that this government
is at peace with all the nations of the
earth
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-23

If the Greeks get up a revolution at
Athens because they do not meet with
success in the field they will show
themselves to be a lot of fools.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-23

Already Chambers armor plate con-
fscation resolution is found to be full
of blow holes.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-23
For Q yer Fiftv Years

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup has
been used for children teething. 1t
soothes the child. softens the gums. al
lays all pain, cures wind collie. and
is the best remedy for Diarrhoea-
Twenty-Five cents a bottle.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-23

People going from Salt Lake City to
Los Angeles will continue to travel by
the old routes.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-23

Harpers Bazaar: "Norah" said Mrs
Perkasie, to her new cook, this salat
tastes of Kerosene" Sure, num-" re
Piled Norah, AN it was yersilf as toul,
ne TO put lie on it,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-23

Minister Angel viii proceed to Con-
stantinople by the regular routes Of
travel instead of flying.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-23

Fastened on Chicago the Humphrey
bills would be the Old Man of the
Sea
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-23

Last year the Greeks revived the
Olympian games. This year they have
revived field sports.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-23

Only three months more before the
Pioneer Jubilee celebration. Let each
one do all he can to make it a great
Success
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-23

Even Dingley must begin to think
that all is vanity.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-23

Greece is plucky, but will she be able
TO pluck Turkey?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-23

The Mississippi spread is a. regular
feast of death.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-23

The Princess de Chimay has been
rotten-egged in Paris. This was an ap-
plication of the principle that like
cures like.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-23

The storm has put a damper upon
the rushing waters.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-23
WIT AND HUMOR.

Boston Transcript: Hicks-"Speaking
of Pullen, he is man who really enjoys
a toothache." Wicks-" What is he,
Mark Tapley?" Hicks mo; he's a dem
list"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-23

Truth: How It Works Out in Practice.
-Jess-''The rain falls alike on the just
and unjust" Joke-"True, but the unjust
man is generally provided with the just
man S umbrella"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-23

Dr. Hunter has given up the sena-
torial ghost.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-23

All work and no pie" makes Jack a
dull boy.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-23

Cleveland Plain Dealer: When She I'm
bibed Skill.-"That Miss Wood, the BIZ
cycle rider. is a Theosophist, isn't she?'
Yes, she says she used to walk tread
mill in the time of Sesostris."
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-23

There will be no wine at Ambassador
Hays table. No wine, no wit.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-23

Philadelphia North American: A Scep
tic.-"Help the poor said the vagrant
pointing TO the card he carried. NO.
replied, Binks. Il don't believe in signs.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-23

Too much Greece spoils the Turkey
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-23

Tit-Bits: Lady-"But it seems to m,
you ask very high wages, when you &C
knowledge that you haven't had much ex
perience Bridget-"Sure. marin, amt i
harder for me when l don't know how?"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-23

Beecham's Pills for Stomach and
Liver ills.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-23

Detroit Journal: Sand.-Woman-'W Why.
/ verify believe you are the same man
fad an hour ago. He had a sandy COM
plexion like yours, anyway. Tourist ton
fooU-"Oh. that's wot anybody gets wot
comes across Indianny, mum
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-23

Tit-Bits: Professor Qecturing)-"Oxy-
gen, gentlemen. is essential to all animal
existence: there could be no life without
it. Strange to say, it was not discovered
until a century ago, when Student
What did they do before it was discov-
cred professor
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-23

HarDers Bazaar: I'm told Charley
Binks IS Quarrelsome."
He g. Why, when that fellow was
appointed a committee of one to decide
on certain matter at our club, ne put
in a minority report
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-23

Indianapolis Journal: 81 heard quite
compliment paid to my business abilities
today. said Mr.. Grabbs rubbing his hands
cheerfully.
What was it, dear?" asked his wife
Wilson told Brown that l was the big
gest hog he ever had any dealings witt
in q business way
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-23

Did you ever figure how much
trouble it caused in the world to get
you UP suit of clothes? First,
there's the time of the sheep stand
ing around letting the wool grow;
the time of the herder watching the
sheep and caring for it; the time of
the hired man chasing the sheep,
trying to catch it to wash it; the time
spent in shearing it, tieing up the
fleece and taking it to market; the
day spent by the rancher trying to
get a quarter of cent more a pound
for his wool; the small dealer selling
the wool to the big commission man;
the commission man selling it to the
wooden mill man; the asserting the
wool, carding, spinning, dyeing,
weaving, fulling, winding the fin
ished cloth; selling the cloth from
the mill to the wholesale clothier;
the cutting, sewing, lining, button
holing, trimming, sewing on but
tons; the selling the finished suit TO
the retail clothier; the handling, ma
king and advertising the suit; the
time the salesman spends trying TO
sell it to you, and the time you spend
buying it, and about every move
from the time the sheep tried to
raise a pompadour till you go and
have your best girl press tive say
it's no wonder you are astonished
when we can sell a man ar all wool
suit, such as we do, for $500. Of
course, we have higher priced suits
for men: All wool Cheviot, CASH
meres and Worsteds at $3.50.
We sell some of the SWEETEST sort of
suits for men at $1,000 and $500.
But really, it is wonderful how much
trouble we will go to to sell you a
suit to improve your appearance,
isn't it?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-23

Washington Star: az was quite at
loss said Mr.. Stormington Barnes. Ito
understand why, when / pointed my finger
into space and said the counterfeit pre-
sentiment of a man. a man got UP and
left precipitately."
y guess exclaimed the treasurer.
''tset he must have been the man who
did it,
did what?"
Game in on lead quarter"
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1897-06-26
A New Agent.

Mr.. J. L. Logan, until recently route
agent OF the Pacific Express company,
ar, ived today to take charge OF the
Pacific office in this city. The new
agent is a brother of our j T.. whom
he succeeds and who resigned to take
the position of superinteuden OF the
r. G., S. M. 81 Pacific Co.'S express as
we'll as the Pacific's. Upon notice OF
Mr.. j. L. Logan's promotion his asso-
ciates of the Exprdss company at Fort
Worth presented him with 500 dia-
mord shirt stud of which he is justly
proud, more especially so as the pres
enta.ion was accompan: ed by the
following brief address by Superintend-
eut Case:
"You are about to sever your perso-
| nal ass0ciat ION with those in this part
of the Texas division, with whom you
have been a co-lab orer for years. All
| of them are pleased to think you have
been promoted, aud while they expect
| to miss your cheerful assistance, in the
| matter of their duties, they wish me to
! express to you their kirdest regards,
and to hand to you, in their behalf, q
shining token of their esteem AND
| friendship. and have chosen for such a
| token, tn at which you will always have
! before you-when you wear shirt
The pleasure of harding you this toker
| has been delegated to me by your
| friends, and | now realize the enjoy
ment there is in doing 500
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1897-06-26
Ill Ell PASO STREET

idea, and it seems to have proven the
best thing. Then again, the Cornell
crew average only 1879 lbs, 10 1871 for
Harvard, and III for the Yale crew.
The stockier d man is, the less linn Der
is he about the loins, and the less abe
is he to get in long continued quick
work with the oar. Cornell had that
advantage with the lighter and equal
" well seasoned crew. And then she
had three university crews 10 pick out
a university eight from.
The race by miles was as follows:
3:43 p. Nall crews are now in posi-
ton at the stake beat. 3:45 p. m They
are off. Cornell leads slightly.
First mile-Cornell first, Harvard
second, Yale last. Yale comes up
gamely and is gaining on Harvard
Harvard's long stroke is telling on
Cornell.
Second mile-Cornell first. Yale sec.
ond, Harvard third. . ime at the end
of the second mile, 1899.
Third mile-Cornell leads by two
| lengths, Yale second, Harvard third.
| Harvard is apparently getting very
tired: Cornell is rowing easy. Stroke
OF Yale rowing easy.
Fourth mile-Cornell wins, Yale sec
Ond, Harvard third.
Reports differ as to the number Of
| lengths between the boats. Some say
| FIVE between Cornell and Yale, and five
| between Yale and Harvard, Others
three and five, and five and four, re-
| sDectiyel
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1897-06-26
Sunday Church Notices.

CATHOLIC-Church of the Immacu-
late Conceptions: catechism at $50 a.
m, high mass and sermon at 10 a. N.
ST CLEMENT S-Second Sunday after
TT; nify. Sunday school a. $3.50 a. N.
Services at II a. N. and D. m.
FIRST PRESBYT ERIAN-Ser to-
morrow in the morning at ii O'Clock
and in the evening at 8 O'Clock. Sun
day school at 9:45. Jun Or Endeavor
at o'clock. Senior soc ely of Chris:
tian Eudeavor az 6:l5 p. IN. 49,
CHRISTIAN-Sunday school 9:45 a.
IN. Prearhiug IL Ii. N. and p. N.
Young peoples m citing 7 p. IN. PRAY.
er meeting every Wednesday night.
For RENT-A we'll furuished four
room brick house. Enquire Lindell
Hotel
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1897-06-26

A ''street preacher" who has been
holding forth on San Antonio street
for the last two or three nights is being
sought for by the officers. He is said
to have been sailor who found his
sister doing evangelical work on the
coast, and was apparently converted by
her He did some preaching, but his
religion does not appear to have teen
more than skin deep, and the charge is
that he struck his sister and las made
Off with some SIC she had gathered for
charitable purposes A warrant was
swo, n out in Justice Bridgers' court,
but the fellow is not. His name is
given as McDuff The sister, Mrs
Wilcox, did not want to have her I'M
worthy brother jsilei so much as she
wanted to get back the money he is
alleged to have taken from her.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1897-06-26

Constable Farrell arrested the
''Preacher'' McDuif this afternoon AID
took him before Justice Bridgers on
charge of using abusive language. His
sister, Mrs. Wilcox, wan,ed to with
draw the complaint, but the jul tice
would not allow her 10 90 SO, so she hao
the tender hearted county attorney to
do it,
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1897-06-26

The police are nov arrestipg men for
mistaklng the grass in the plaza for
the family sofa, aud last evening ran in
Juan del Real. He told the recorder
that he lived over the river, and was
not up in the ways and custom of civil
izstion on this side. He was discharg-
ed with a reprimand and told never to
do so any more.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1897-06-26
Fun in a Photo Gallery.

This afternoon visitors at Bushong &
Feldman's photo studio rust have
thought a female seminary had invade
the place, but when gold Laced officer,
blue jackets and marines appeared
among them it was seen that this cloud
of fluffy white aud navy blue was the
''Pinafore" company that is to pro-
duce this opera on Juy 9th for t. e
benefit of the public library. Tom
Tucker the midahipmite Qittle Mar
gazette Allen) soon scored a hit before
the camera, and then came the gal
liant captains daughter, Josephine.n
Miss Shelton, who is to play the prima
donna role. Mis-, Emma UlIman, as
''Buttercnp." used up some of the
heated MON entS of the artist, and then
came IRA phi Racks traw," Mr.. Beach
who will mum little" and make ali
kinds of love as the tenor Of the opera.
Mr.. WEIGH, as capt. Corcoran' Or
dered silence while he was looking
Pleasant, and then Tom Weston, the
man with the decayed optic, ("Dick
Deadeye') got into such u frightful
pose that The entire company broke for
hiding places; they were corralled
again, and after fishing The MILDLY O It
of pocket kodak where he had fl d
in fright the general group was held
up by the arrival of The Admiral"
(AIr. Weakley).
AS an operate company the photo
artist says this is the liveliest troup
that ever made 2 mans hair grey-"be
quiet now" has no effect upoa them
nothing short of a shot gun could keep
them from moving all over the gallery
AID running tn ngs their way. AS it
is, some excellent pictures were taken,
al will be UpOa exhibition next Moa-
day, whe ! the advance sale of tickets
will begin.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1897-06-26

The Ell Paso Brick company begin
making brick next Monday at their
north end grounds over the river, a.
the delayed belt has come, and The
plant is in good shape. When the fun
complement of machinery has arrived,
the company will be able To turn ou'
100000 brick each day of twenty-four
hours.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1897-06-26

A young man named Sto'oroff and
Boot Black ClemOus had sort of quilt
ing frolic on San Antonio street last
evening. Officer Herold believed they
We're scrapping, ard ran them in. But
the boys said they were just playing, so
they We're. The police could hardly
unders ard how bricks, pieces of iron
and o her such missiles were any part
in a friendly little play, but the record-
err let the twain go with a reprina
and told them not to indulge in such
paS.im $ any mO-a.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1897-06-26

Sheriff Simmons says that if the city
treasurer will take the trouble 10 call
at the court house aud sign receipt,
he can get the fees in the tax suit cas-
es that Alderman WhitmOre was SO
alarmed about in the city council last
night. The sheriff says the money could
have been had long ere this had the
treasurer called.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1897-06-26
(aUtiOlli

The public il hereby notified not to
pay any money due the Caldwell Ub-
dertakIng comply 10 j. G. Ross, as he
has no right 10 .ollect or receipt for
same. CALDWELL UNDERTAKING Co.,
j. Caldwell, Prop.