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Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

The Musee handicap race will take
place on New Years day. Two men from
each club will represent a team one set
of bowling shoes and one set of sweaters
will be the prizes. The scratch man will
start at 100. A two man tournament is
also being organized. 1t will start the
first week in January. There will also be
some prizes for high scores on Christ
mas.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

diamonds Don't commit your
DidlllOllQS. self and buy Dia-
mond of any kind until you have seen
our stock and prices. Our judgment
and advice will be worth money to you.
DILLON, WHEAT & HANCHER co.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22
Clothing Bargains.

Overcoats, Fine Refers.
Mems Pants. Boys Pants.
Toys! Toys! Toys! Games with
out number.
Blankets and Comforts.
$3.50 set Silver Knives and Forks,
$1.39.
Every department crowded with
bargains.
Tam-O' Shanters and Silk Hoods.
Sox and Hosiery big here.
Beautiful presents all over the
house.
Biggest sale on record.
25c presents can be bought for SC.
See them.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

Bound volumes of Harper's Young
People for 1897 now on sale at Stan
tons. This is the last chance to Sc
cure this popular work, as hereafter
the Young People" will be issued only
monthly.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

Dole OOc for some that have
DOllo, 0Ol sold for close to 81.
GEO. M. SHOOK & co.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

OYSTERS.-My facilities for hand
ling the most select and freshest brands
in this market are unequaled The
best grades of Shell, Blue and Saddle
Rock Oysters are specialties. G. N.
Taylor, AZ Fourteenth street.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22
PITTSBURG GETS HART.

ST. LOUIS, Mo-, December 21.-Presf-
dent Won der Abe, of the st. Louis
Browns. to-day sold Pitcher Hart to
Pittsburg for Pitcher Hughey and $500
in cash.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22
FOR THE HOLIDAYS.
Fine Wines of every description. imported
and domestic. p. WELTY co.
JUSTICE FTTZPATRICK'S COIrRT

JUSTICE FITZPATRICK'S COURT.
Mrs. James Emblem was tried be-
fore Justice Fitzpatrick yesterday on a
charge of assault and battery sworn
out by Mrs. Mary Colts. Mrs. Colts
is a tenant of. the defendant, and the
trouble occurred in her house. Mrs.
Emblem was fined SIS and costs.
S. Emerson, an insurance agent, was
arrested for trespass on complaint of
Charles Beecroft. The evidence show
ed that he was rather persistent in
talking insurance, but the Justice dis
missed the case.
VIM. Deickhoff, the minister who
was arrested for insanity, was adj
judged insane yesterday, and the neces-
sary papers made out
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22
NOTICE.

Persons having Watches, Clocks.
Jewelry. etc, left for repairs had bet
ter call for same on for before January
l, 1898. We are goifg out of business.
Stock, safe and fixtures must be sold.
All goods not called for will be sold
for charges. IL LuKENS Go.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

Special bargains in Ladies' and
Gents Gold Watches at H. E. Hillman
& Co.'S.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

Tomorrow at 10 O'Clock l will sell a
Fine Upright Piano at F. w. Banner
Co. s to the highest bidder.
j. C. HERVEY, Auctioneer.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

Christmas Trees and Holy at Mrs.
Mehlmann's Cheap Cash Grocery, l3C
Eighteenth street.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

Tomorrow at 10 O'Clock I will sell a
Fine Upright Piano at F. W. Banner
Co.'S to the highest bidder.
]. G. HERVEY, Auctioneer.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

1898 Diaries sold here at a lower
price than any other house in the city.
GRAVES SON.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22
THE BONL[RS N The LEAD.
Tail-Enders Took One Game from the
Auroras Last Night

Giving the Bowlers Lead Of Ons
Game in the Wheeling Tourna.
ment-A Handicap Tournament
on New Years Day--Wheeiing
After Place in the Western
League-Other Sporting Matters.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

Special reduced prices on Wagons
Velocipedes, Drums, Sleds AMI Sleighs
at Graves, Twelfth street.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

We Ara tho busiest people in
w Z HIC lll( town. We have
what everybody wants.
GEO. NJ SHOOK & CO.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

Go to Turner Hall for a good time
Xmas Eve.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

Candy, Nuts, Toys and Tree Orna-
ments at Mrs. Mehlmann's Cheap Cash
Grocery, $50 Eighteenth street.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

Edelweiss Cocoanut, 25c ID at Hue
bells Grocery House, 2251 Market.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

Our competitors try to meet our
prices on Chatelaine Watches at Sc. so,
but their watches have no second
bands. H. E. HUFFMAN & co.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22
STANTON'S SUGGESTIONS.

For Appropriate and Desirable Holiday
Gifts,
Peloubet's Sunday School Notes now
on sale at STANTON'S
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

See that Schwertfeser's card is in
each Trunk you buy; none genuine
without
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

Gold Bronze Picture Frames, 500
upwards, at
DILLON, WHEAT & HANCHER co.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

Tomorrow at 10 o'clock l will sell
Fine Upright Piano at F. W. Banner
Co.'S to the highest bidder.
j. c. HERVEY, Auctioneer.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

Ladies' and Childrens' Pocket Books and
Satchels. the very newest. Swabackers.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

Boys American Watches from $3.50
up, at McNamee's, 1907 Market st.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

E;poDo1lc at cut prices. The
/ lllGDOllS prettiest are at
GEO. NJ. SHOOK & CO.'S.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

Dofls. Games, Automatic Toys, Iron
Toys, ETC., at Jos. Graves Sons.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

Christmas fineMufflers. Cashmere, Silk and
Wool, and ali silk. 25c, 35c, 4Sc at McFad-
den's
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

The new oblong shape of P. E. Pray
ers and Hymnals, with or withou
metal corners, for sale at
STATIONS OLD CITY BOOK STORE
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

Fancy Oranges and Lemons at Hue
bells Grocery House, 2251 Market.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

Handkerchiefs, P PlDyes a : d
the thousand
GEO. M. SHOOK & CO.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

Christmas fine Plush Caps. for Men and
Boys, all sizes csc, 4Sc, at McFadden's.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

Fun With Magnetism" and Fun
With Electricity" are two instructive
and amusing games. Tor sale at
STATIONS OLD CITY BOOK STORE.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

Chain Bracelets, Gold Filled, from
S1.25 up, at Shelf Bros.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

Gents Linen Initial Handkerchiefs I5c o
for csc. worth double. sWABACnEk
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22
Holiday Goods. All kinds. swabacker's.

Our stock of fancy goods must go.
We haven't room to show them after
Xmas For bargains see them. Jos.
Graves Son.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22
WINES.

Christmas finest Flannelette Night Shirts,
for men. all sizes 49c at McFadden's.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

Christmas fine Suspenders for men, each
pair in a box. only Soc at McFadden's.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

We have all the Latest Books OF
leading publishers of New York and
London; all sold at discounts from
publishers prices and to meet any
and all competition.
STATIONS OLD CITY BOOK STORE
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

Christmas fine shirts. white or cOIored, for
Men and Boys, 35c, 48c, at McFaddens.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

Toilet Sets in silver and fine gold
plate, at McNamee's.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

We offer $50, 000 worth Of fine Dia-
monds for the next week at greatly re-
duced prices.
DILLON. WHEAT & HANCHER co.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22
CHAMPAGSES,

Due de Montebelio, Greno and Pommery
Sec. G. H. Mumms. Cooks Imperial, Great
Western, Gold Seal, Roi de'Or.
Z. WELTY g. CO.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

Champagues. Rhine wines. Burgundies,
Clarets, Sauterns. California wines. All
KINDS y. WELTY d co.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

Mandolins reduced from $500 to
Sligo, at F. w. BANNER co.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

Golden Rio Coffee at R. j. Huebel &
Co.'S, 2251 Market.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

The latest and best games. Arch
Arena and Carroms, for sale at
STATIONS OLD CITY BOOK STORE.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

We will to-day put on sale new lot
CT books just received. New books viii
be received daily from now to Christ
mas. Special orders given prompt at
tentiGn
STATIONS OLD CITY BOOK STOa1
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

Great reduction of prices at
DILLON, WHEAT & HANCHER co.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

Golden Flour, the finest -four in city,
at Huebel's Grocery House, 2251 Market.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

We can sell Chatter-Box Books at
wholesale prices to Sunday school
superintendent and others who may
wish them
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

Mandolins from s1.65 to $50.
T. w. BANNER co.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

Paine's Duplicate Whist Set. from
to "a trays per set. For sale at
STATIONS OLD CITY BOOK STORE
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

Standard Pocket Diaries for 1893, in
leather bindings. Names stamped in
gold when desired.
STATIONS OLD CITY BOOK STORE
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

Ladies' Kid Gloves 75c, worth ST. rs.
SWABACkER'S.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

Wool Mitts, Legsius, Hoods and Fascina
tors SWABACkERS
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

a Cream Filberts, Almonds, Walnuts,
Pecons and Mixed Nuts at Huebel's
Grocery House, psi Market.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

Christmas fine Wool Jackets for men, all
sizes, zoe, csc. $1.4S at McFadden's.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

Ladies' and Chiidrens' Kid Gloves. hest
makes. SVABA 1hERS.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

Ladies' and Chilirens' Lined Kid Gloves
and Mftts. half price sWABACKER'S.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

s1.65 will buy Mandolin at
f. W. BANNER co.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

CLARETS AND SAUTERNS
st. Julien. Chats d Arsac sabatey. Pontet
Canet, Scoyille, La Rose, Caves Haut sau
terms, Bsrssc. r. WELTY & Co
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

Our Miniature Gold Plated Goods are
great sellers. Do not fail to see them.
Finest in the world.
II. E. HILLMAN & co.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

Boys Watches, American move
ments, $500 each, at
DILLON, WHEAT & HANCHER co.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

Scorers, Early and Cox; umpire, Clator.
Tonight, Auroras VS. PremoS.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

Mandolins reduced to S1.65.
F. w. BANNER CO.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

Sterling Silver Brushes 1925 at Shelf
Bros
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

SilkSl SiIkSI Don't mi miss o.. cur
ings. GEO. NJ. SHOOK & co.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

Monday night at Fette's alleys, the
Bowlers again went to the front in the
Wheeling tournament by taking three
straight games from the Pirates. They
did excellent work. the lowest man aver
aging more than 145 pins. RAIDERS first
string was 211, and his third 1856, but he
fell to 1876 in the second game. His aver
age string was liza.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

Large Doll Carriages from soc to S.
at Graves, 26 Twelfth street
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

Ten per cent. reduction on all goods
II. q. HILLMlAN e co.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

Scorers Brahler and J. Baumann: uSl
pire, KIT Carson. Tonight, Old Cronies
VS.. Ideals.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

Everybody invited to look at our
new show cases, which are the finest.
VIM. SCHWERTFEGER
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

. Silver Comb, Brush and Mirror in
box for $3.50.
DILLON, WHEAT & HANCHER CO.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

Fur Collars and Capes at greatly reduced
prices. oWASACkER'S
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

a. $3.50.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22
BARGAINS N HOLIDAY GOODS

We must sell this week every pres
ent at your own price. No matter
what other houses advertise, we will
sell you 40 per cent cheaper.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-12-22

OLD CITY BOOK STORE.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1897-07-07
FIREPRooF CONSTRUCTION.

A recent Pittsburg fire has furnished
some very valuable data to engineers
relative to the efficiency Of various
forms of fireproof construction, says
the Philadelphia Record. Although all
of the several buildings destroyed were
of approved freproof construction
their entire contents were consumed
and nothing remains but the skeleton
steel structures, even these in some
cases being twisted and warped. The
hollow brick did not prove nearly as
effective as concrete flooring, which
showed up to the best advantage Of
any of the fireproof constructions. AL
though in the midst of a severe fire
for a considerable length of time, they
came through the fire absolutely I'M
harmed. 1t also appears from this fire
that if the fronts of the buildings had
been as we'll constructed as the rears
the fire would have had serious Difficult
ty in entering them, and in all proba
bility several would not have been de-
stroyed.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1897-07-07
Matilda Strikes Squalls.

The American bark Matilda, McKen-
zie master, arrived in port yesterday
morning, 80 days from Port Blakely,
with a cargo of 679,766 feet of lumber
for Allen & Robinson.
When nine days out the Matilda
struck a heavy squall. The topmast
backstays gave way and the topmast,
with the main topsail yard were car
ried away. A jury topsail and topsail
yards were fixed up, and in three days
the good ship was booming along
again.
Nothing was lost overheard, as re-
ported up town yesterday, and the ship
behaved we'll in the squall.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1897-07-07
Stock
Chenille and
Tapestry

Full length and width
and sold single or in
pairs. These goods
were imported aSpec-
iaiiy select
TRACE DouSi!t a.
prices which enable
us to offer them at eX-
ceptional values. Por-
tierre Lounges made
to order. japanese
mattl n g Gov cred
touches, for Summer
use, always in stock.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1897-07-07
LEWIS e. CO.,
Agents, Honolulu, RI. J..

COOKING ACCORDING TO SCIENCE.
Give me a spoon of oleo, ma.
An the sodium alkali,
For 1 am going to bake pie, mamma,
I'm going to bake pie.
For John will be hungry and tired, ma,
And his tissues will decompose;
So give me gramme of phosphate,
And the carbon and cellulose.
Now give me a chunk of caseine, ma,
To shorten the thermic fat;
And hand me the oxygen bottle, ma,
And look at the thermostat;
And if the electric ovens cold
Just turn son half an ohm,
For I want to have supper ready
AS soon as John comes home.
Now pass me -.e neutral dope, NAM
ma,
And rotate the mixing machine,
But give me the sterilized water first,
And the oleomargarine,
And the phosphate, too, for, now 1
think,
The new typewriter's quit,
And John will need more phosphate
To help his brain bit.
New England Magazine.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1897-07-07
NOTICE.

MIR. JOHN BELLINGHAM, late of
Sydney, is requested for his advantage
to communicate with John Behnskiil
Solicitor, Is Great James Street, Lon
don, w. c., England, by whom any in
formation as to Mr.. Bellingham's adj
dress will be gladly received. 4653-1t
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1897-07-07
FOR RENT:

Cottage on Punchbowl: Parlor, Din
ing Room, Bed Rooms, Kitchen, etc.
Rent, $500 and water.
Cottage on King street: 8 Rooms.
Rent, $500.
Cottage on Beretania street: Parlor,
Dining Room, Kitchen, Bed Rooms,
Bath and Stable. Rent, $21.25.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1897-07-07

The Hawaii will sail for Hawaii ports
this afternoon.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1897-09-06
The Accused Bridge.

A bridge in the park of the Buttes-
Chaumont at, Paris, owing to the fire.
quency of suicides from it's span, bears
the sobriquet Of the tAccursed Bridge -
From the very day the bridge was fin
ished up to the present time there has
been no diminutfon in the mum bers of
those who in the course of each year
cast themselves from its parapets. For
nearly score of years from 100 to $50
persons annually have committed sui
eide in this way. The rocks that pierce
the shallow waters at the bottom of the
gorge are sharp and the coveted death
is certain. A sort of terrible fascination
seems to hang about the bridge or about
one particular spot about half way
across it-a fascination which is said to
affect nearly every, one who pauses there
and looks downward Four of the
watchmen stationed there to prevent
would be suicides have themselves
yielded to this fatal fascination
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1897-09-06

This is too much, he exclaimed
len his wife appeared in her new
bhing suit for his inspection. Do
b think so? she asked. Well, pll
\ e off six inches more of the skirt.
Hrs. Newed-The cook and janitor
BE quarreled. What shall we do?
|. Newed-Recognize their belliger-
BY and do all in your power to
btect our crockery and brio a
lc.
don't mind the city so much now.
getting accustomed to it's ways.
Z you? How? Well, I used to turn
b somersaults every time I got off
treet car and now turn only
DO you suppose Fred got this ring
the installment plan? Sadie-I
BIT know about that, but I do know
it he's trying to get rid of it on
1t plan. Your the fourth girl
Io's worn it.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1897-09-06

The road division of the Washing
ton Department of Agriculture is
about to construct short sections OF
model macadam roads at various ex-
pertinent stations, with popular ex-
plantations of the whole process to
those who may be interested in learn
ing about it. We believe this scheme
was started and the plan laid by Sec
rotary Morton. The work is just be-
ing entered upon at the New Jersey
station, and the turn of the Geneva,
New York, station comes next. The
sample road is to be a mile and
quarter long, 80 feet from curb to
curb, foot cutters and 20 foot drive
way Such an object lesson will be
desirable as we'll as an attractive fea-
ture. We want all the good roads we
can get.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1897-09-06
The doctor may be a good

The doctor may be a good
old man, but even so, med
ical examinations and the
local application" treat
ment are abhorrent to every
modest woman. They are
embarrassing - often use
less. They should not be
submitted to until every
thing else has been tried.
In nine cases out of ten,
there is no reason for them.
In nine cases out of ten, the
doctor in general practice
isn't competent to treat fe-
male diseases. They make
a branch of medicine by
themselves. They are dis
tinct from other ailments.
Thew oar, ha r1ro1Ner1v IN
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1897-09-06

Have you any rooms, marin? The
\ rthy landlady gazed in wild alarm
the healthy young person seeking
|Rrd. Well, yes I guess 1 could
Iep you, but can't eat you. Meal
\ are taken in across the way.
Cholly-What time is it, Reggie,
man? Reginald cawn't tell
ia, Choily, old chappie. My man
Ps called away just as he finished
Fssing me this forenoon and there
Is no one to wind my watch.
30 you went in search of the golden
zee. said the man with a lingering
ldness for the classics. No, re-
ed the returned Klondiker, who
d been swindied on a claim, we
init go after any fleece. Bnt that
what we got.
It must have been very tender
arted butcher who killed this lamb,
d the cheerful boarder, pausing in
saving of his chop. Why? kindly
zed the inquisitive man. He must
We hesitated two or three years be-
e striking the fatal blow.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1897-09-06
JUST FOR FUN.

Eervely as dear a friend of yours
M processes to be? / rather think
i He costs me about $50 a
Ma.
se singular punishment of bigamy
|hngary is to compel the man 30
together with both wives in one
IL.
lit true, Meier, that stolen chick
IRE the sweetest? Dunno, boss,
II I don't. I nebber tasted the
IL kind.
am I a lad? Nam
Yes, dear. Bobbie-And is my
papa my step father? Mamma
Bobbie-Then I am his step
|er.
6fe-How people gaze at my new
5! I presume they wonder if I've
D shopping in Paris. Husband
e likely they wonder if I've been
ling a bank.
hat does that man Sticky do for
ring? For board and lodging he
the hotels and for clothes he
his tailor. Outside of that he
the best he can.
ISIS Cawstic-Don't you think
keys are cute? Blowdust-Naw,
remind me too much of some
pie. Miss Cawstic-Oh, you
admit be so sensitive.
le Judge Didn't I tell you the
time you were here that [ want
o see your face no more? Weary
,kins-You did, yeronner, and
is exactly what I told the cop.
rs. Hoyle-What was all that
e at your house this morning?
Doyle-The servant broke some
he china and then my husband
re one of the commandments.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1897-09-06

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