The evening times., 1897-11-24
ChiInm.e Fadden On the Election.
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Say, op lie level amt You glad it's all
over? II it had lasted much longer ] tinS
I'd chuck.ti ME job and gone klontliking
for tiugs down to our country place on de
Sound was worse dan convention of
parrots and monkeys, and what t'-.ii IT was
all abort nobody could tell Inc straight,
and n1d To tell de Duchess every day, till
l was making up songs and dances sofast
TAFT l was vitas Cope.
wait TIL tell you; dere was his Whis-
kers shon'.ug for Tracv. Mr. Burton howIirs
for Low Mr.. Paul opening small bottles for
Van Wyck till he got sucn a crOoI in bis
arm he couldn't play golf. Miss Fannie
pulling sor GeorGe-which OF course .etches
me-and lie duchess talking all de serv-
ants duIlb for Paddy Gleason, cause
give her de jolly one day dat Paddy'sname
was Paurice, and dat he was Frenoh. De
Duchess taut Paddy was running for
President, what was going to Washington
and chop off de heads of de mngs what
makes YOU pungie de good long green when
you f,tches a dress from Paris, what kuO ks
de Duchess silly mad.
say de onl one III de house dat wasn't
talking politics was little Miss Fannie,
what is de real Miss Fannie's kid daufh-
ter, and Mr.. Paul tried to get ii fall Gutter
de oti,ler folk by teaching lie kid to shout
for Van. One day when l takes de kid
down to de golf link S where de folks was
having iun,I in de little house dey has
dcre, Mr. Paul says, Little one he says
to de KID, giving Inc de wink, says he,
Little one. who is you going to vote for
But ! d had a chat wild d de kid EIeself, and
so sne says, quick, says she, Use going It.
vote iol Chimmic Fadden,' says she, and
de laugh was on Mr. Paul who looks as
solerhn as Il Judge in de ToIIIbs, aud says
OATS Il very gcud choice he says, only
dat I'm afraid If Chimmie was elect ed W.
wouldn't have ho mGTe small bottles, dere
being no rne else who can open EN- now
dat me own arm is CLASSY.
Wild dat tax es de hint, and lets loose
4 couple of small bots, which Mr.. Paul
says don't help him to pla y good golf but
it does help him not to mind getting beat
at golf; which don't mean netting, of
conIse, for Mt. Paul mostly don't mean
noting.
but It wasn't politics or golf l was
going t.. tell you about, except dat We has
had so much cnn about dose two tings
dat I dreams anout en-, and | feel like 1
was let out OF Iuil now dat one of EN- is
off de carpet.
say. do you remember de Willy Poy |
was telling you about, what is stick on |
de fly widd. what visits our place some |
times? Well, he was Gown to see us de |
Odler day, and de WILDLY was dere. too. |
which Gey mostly happehs down de pike |
at de same time. Honest, he has more |
noodle dan mint, and de WILDLY has less |
dan Please help de poor box ontle end |
of Chatham Square saloon har. But dey |
makes a good team at dat, for she can |
tink OF more ways to spend money dan lie |
Duchess can tink of ways to get money !
out of me. De duchess has nailed into her |
conk dat she wants to go ba ok To- dat form |
city. Paris. in couple Of years, aud fetch |
me along wild her, Cause dey is going to |
have Il big blow out dere, like dey had in |
Chica go-which de midway Pleasahes |
was IuIul Well de CRAFTS de Duchess rigs |
to work boHdle to Law up for dat trip would |
make green goodsman II loDk like rt cents |
alongside Of her
Put let me tell you:
when dat Willy Eoy comes down de
o1der day de Duchess looks as tartful as
lie bull pun when lie is wondering if Little
Miss Fannie is going to give him some
thing t. eat or IinciI his ears.
" Chames,' she says to me, 'Cliames.
says she, Ill would he pity If | Couldn't
land I few dollars out Of de Willy Eoy to
put in wild our Paris trip wad.'
hIt YOU can't make him yield
says "A postage stamp on letter is
flying kite compared to de way he sticks
L., his lung green. l says.
But / OUTER know,sl better.
Listen: de Duchess gives me FLYER.
an2 She tells me II ever she asks IL Off
me I'm to cough up, and sa noting, only
fall into her game. So VS. what tell
and she says nam port and closes me
face and waits.
"wcll. dat afternoon, when Ae whole
gang was starting out for dc golf links, de
Duchess tips me to carry de Willy Boys bag
IF sticks, and den l see her take couple
,f I'm out of lie bag and hide 'en. wewas
about 4 quarter OF mile from dc house
wren de Duchess, all Of a sud,iint, says,
Cnaues, you careless beast, you 'iasIeft Mr..
was lie Willy Boy--.you
has Iaft sfr. Morton's brassie and nihlick