Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1897-03-03
Sore dismayed was the Boston maid
When fractured was her bicycle;
She heayed sigh and from har eve

When fractured was her bicycle;
She heaved sigh and from her eye
There fell a limpid icicle.
indianapolis Journal.
Carrie-Jack thinks I'm tickle. Lena
That's probably the reason he doesn't
propose second time.-Iife.
Reglnald-My darling, Will you share
my lot? Miss Uptodate-Is II city or
suburban baltimore News.
She-The Misses Brown usually sing
duets, do they not? He-Yes; they di-
vide the responsibility-Puek.
The maid from Boston swept the
street with her glance. 1t was notice
able that the asphalt was covered with
a glare of ice.-Clncinnat Enquirer.
"Men generally admire business sense
in woman, don't they?" "Yes; but
they admire 1t only in other mems
wives and daughters Chicago Rec
ord.
First tramp-The papers all say that
work is starting up everywhere. Sec.
ond ditto-I know; isn't 1t awful? You
and l may be drawn into 1t yet.-Bos.
ION transcript.
Across the board she winked ut ME
Nay-do not deem her conduct free;
That wink was in its proper place,
For then knew she held the ace
Chicago Record.
First Artist-Where did Scratchwell
get his artistic education? Second art
Its (savagely)-At some school for me-
ri n N Apoxx fr,ik
une.
Tell Elsie to hurry! If she doesn't
we'll miss the first act entIrelyr'
You're not going to get her there early
tonight. She's got a new hat."-Chl.
cago Tribune.
She-Once you vowed that was the
sunshine Of your life. Now you stay
out night after night He-Er-why-
l don't expect sunshine after dark
Dublin Freeman
How did turn over new leaf?"
he repeated dreamily. "vn, with about
four fingers. Eh?" with a start, he re-
called himself to his surroundings
New York Press.
Hoax-What! You buying bicycle?
l thought you detested them. Joax--
So l do, but I've been run over long
enough. Now Pm going to have my
reyenge.-Spare Moments.
A solemn pause At length he spoke;
His words were full of strength.
The congregation slept, nor woke
For hours. He spoke at length.
Philadelphia Record.
GbolIio Cbo
say just what l think, don't you know.
Haw! Grace Golightly-What an easy
time your vocal chords must have!-
Baltimore News.
Mrs. Riffraff had her husband ar
rested for cruelty" "What had he
been doing?" Tried to make her stop
buying novels and read the encyclope-
dia."-Chicago Record.
He seems to take after his father"
said the visitor Il don't when they Is
apple dumplings." volunteered the lit
tie boy. HE don't leave none to take"
Indianapolis Journal.
She-It seems almost impossible that
you should love me. He-That's what
my mother says. How nicely you and
she will get along If you always agree
like that.-Harlem Life.
George just saw you coming from
the conservatory with Miss Goldie.
Rather handsome girl, but too resery-
ed for me. Thomas-Yes. | just re-
served her for life.-Cincinnatl En-
Quirer.
Soon will the man who owns a sleigh
Declare there's money in it;
He will not rent it by the day;
He's rent 1t by the minute.
Washington Star.
1.-The papers say that after the fash
ionable wedding at st. Jehu's yester-
day the entire bridal party went to the
horse show. Did you see them thereY
well, ! saw a number of grooms."-
Harper's Bazaar.
Teacher-Johnny, what is wind2
Johnny-Wind, sir, is air put in mo-
ton. Teacher-Right. Next boy:
What is the cause of wind? Next boy
Rivalry for the prize-ring champion
shlp.-Boston Courier.
MotherEWhen the boy in the other
house threw stones at you, why didn't
you come and tell me? Bebby-Be
cause, mamma, 1 can throw them back
better than you. He's more likely to
get hit.-Hartford Times. a
Tom-Where shall you stop-at the
Baldorf7 Harry hope SO. I'm afraid,
however, that Parker will hear I'm in
town, and insist upon my putting up
with him. Tom-Don't you like Parker?
Harry-Yes, very much; but he has
three daughters, and don't know If
! can afford it.-Bazar.
Guy-Could you spare me cigarette?
Gontran-My dear fellow, my doctor
has strictly forbidden me to smoke.
"a fortnight later Guy meets his friend
putting away at a splendid Havana
Guy--I thought you had to give up
smoking? Gontran-Oh, my doctor died
a week ago.-Le Figaro.