The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1897-10-20
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operators there, l,UUU or Wnoll are
women.
= Increased corn and wheat prices
made for the farmers as compared
with last year an additional 81, ,l23,-
OQ0, 600.
Josh Billings says: 1T is sta
tistical fact that the wicked work
harder tew reach hell than the right
eous do tew go to heaven
y Near the Maryland border Of
Pennsylvania, on the farm of a county
commissioner, 800 bushels of apples
we're picked from "A trees.
= She-"Oh Is that iss Gotrox?
I understand she's as rich as Klon
dixie He-"Yes; and they say
fortune hunters find her just as cold.
A farmer near Moorefeld, W.
", was thrown against fence by a
COW and a splinter penetrated an artery
in his neck, causing him to bleed to
death.
;'Do you take instantaneous pho
tographs here ?" eyes" "Well, get
in your work quick, then, before my
wife takes notion to go to some
other gallery
= Yeast: ':That man Doughton Is
very skeptical. Unless he sees
thing he won't believe it exists
Crimsonbeak: "He never ran into a
rocking chair in the dark, then p
-"I understand Coxey is thinking
Of masching to Washington again with
an army" ''That SO? Well, he can't
make go of it this time" ''Can't?
Why ?'' ''Most of the unemployed
are already there.
The amount of capital invested
in the manufacture of bicycle tires in
the United States is estimated at
$4,000, 1000, the number of persons
employed at 5000, and the number
of tires produced annually at 4,OOO,-
900.
= The returns of causes for insanity
in England show that in every 100
cases "a are hereditary, "a may be
attributed to drink, l2 to business
and money troubles, II to loss of
friends, 10 to Sickness and II to va
rious causes.
- Statistics of life insurance show
that in the last 25 years the average
woman 5 lie has increased from about
AZ years to nearly 46, or more than 8
per cent. In the same period mans
life average has increased from nearly
AZ years to about A, or per cent.
- "From the way my ears burned
this morning someone must have been
talking about me" "Now that is
strange coincidence. About 9 clock,
was il not p yep" "Well, at
that moment someone in the crowd |
was saying that you had ears to burn
"A poor editor who knows how it
is himself says: "It is said that
New York girl kneads bread with her
gloves on. That is no news to us.
We need bread with our boots on, we
need bread with our pants on, and if
those subscribers who are so much in
arrears don t pay up soon we will need
bread without anything on"
= A. set of chair scientists" have
been counting a square inch of hairs
on the heads of several persons and
have come to the conclusion that
head Of hair is made up Of $4,000
hairs; dark head produces 05,0O0
hairs and a head of red hair only 49,
600. The reason of the difference is
that fair hair is Of the finest and red
hair of the coursess quality.
A Highlander, who sold brooms,
went into barber's shop in Glasgow
to get shaved. The barber bought
one of his brooms, and after having
shaved him, asked him the price of it.
"Tippence,' said the Highlander.
"No, no." said the shaver, "Ill give
you penny, and if that does not
satisfy you, take your broom again.
The Highlander took it, and asked
what he had to pay. "a penny"
says strap. "Ill gle ye baubee,"
says Duncan, ''and if that dihna
satisfy ye, pit on my beard again.
= On one occasion, when a we'll
known wit was listening to the band
on the pier at Brighton, England,
some medical students who happened
to be there thought they would have
joke with him, and accordingly one
of their number went up with out
stretched hand and said, 'Ah, good
morning, Mr.. -! How oyou do ?"
II am quite we'll, thank you," he re-
piled, sbut / really have not the