Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1897-06-16
dtausiae Gatherings.
s% Queen Victoria is 7S years old.


s6- A cheerful face is nearly as good
for an invalid as healthy weather.
p1e Discomfort is the want of all
self.reliance it is infrmity of will.
s@- Better De called fool for doing
right than be a fool in doing wrong.
s8 How to make time fy-borroW
money and give short note at bank.
p8~ Beware of the man who always
dips his tongue III oil before he speaks
s4- A man is called confirmed liar
when nothing that he says is confirm
ed.
p@- Steady intellectual work is good
for the health, both moral and physl-
cal.
r@- The sincerity of the believer is
not a sufficient guarantee of the truth
of the belief.
RY- When a man is not worth a pic
ayune, his picayuniary affairs are in a
bad condition.
s9- Our happiness in this world de-
pends largely on the happiness we are
able to inspire.
s6r If you want to get ahead in the
world do not lie abed in the morning
thinking about it.
nd- If you give the Lord pennies and
the devil dollars, you are throwing
away your coppers.
s9 When a mau's ways please the
Lord, he maketh even his enemies to
be at peace with him.
p8- That mans death is easy and
happy whom death finds with weak
body and strong soul.
nag Brother Talmage says there are
lots of men who start for heaven too
late to get past quarantine.
s@ Stockings were first worn in the
Eleventh century; before that cloth
bandages were used on the feet.
a@- The cemeteries in London cover
1000 acres, and the land they occupy
represents capital of $40, ,000,0 600.
p6- The screw of an Atlantic liner
revolves something like 100000 times
between Liverpool and New York.
rd~ If we were all as good as we ex-
pect our neighbors to be, there would
be immense Improvement in society.
sd- The republic of Texas once had
secretary OF the navy who never saw
ship, or even an ocean, gulf or bay.
pdS Don't give your horses too much
cold water when hot or after q hearty
meal, especially when they are tired.
s6 There are people who never give
away any milk until they skim it, and
then they want credit for the cream.
s9 He that will not serve God ex-
cept something be given him, would
serve the devil if he would give him
more.
S8 The queen of Siam has the
smallest feet yet seen on 6. titled wo-
man. She wears one and a half in
boots.
s6 What is q man profted who
gains hundred dollars worth of prop
erty and loses $4,000 worth of char
acter?
H@ When q nan owes more to his
halter than he does to his shoemaker,
is he supposed to be "head over heels
in debt ?"
I4- You should make it point to
avoid and overcome in yourself those
faults which are most displeasing to
you in others.
s9- The dog never fails to let per-
son know that he is glad to see him.
Some good men are so peculiar that
they don't do this.
r4" Jagson says that "never trust a
man till you know him." is good ad-
vice but you never know some men
till you trust them.
sds~ The worlds production of cop
per in 1896 was the largest on record,
reaching 373,2OS tons, an increase OF
33 per cent. since 1898.
pd. Germany has one doctor to 1900
of population, France one to 2,l67, the
United Kingdom one to 1924, but the
United States one to 600.
s9H St. Louis reviewer wrote an ar
ticle entitled "Martin Luther-Diet OF
Worms" and the compositor set it up,
"NIartin Luther died of worms"
s6- ais he a good churchman ?"
"Well, he doesn't pray so loud as some
Of them, but he pays his pew rent
good deal more promptly than most Of
then.
n6- "I don't always believe in coin.
cidences," says the Manayunk philos-
opher, "but yesterday I saw a fisher
man carrying his bait in a small can
which was marked concentrated lye.' ,"
r9 Notwithstanding all the efforts
of inventors, no one has been able to
discover substitute for leather. For
shoes, betting, harness, and thousand
other uses, there's nothing like leather
B4r The missionary who objected to
having the Baptists accept Mr.. Rock
erfeller's gifts, evidently cannot believe
what the wealthy Chicagoan once said
viz, "The Lord gave me my money"
H9- "And when you were a slave,
Uncle Gabe, they once got up butting
match between you and goat, did
they? How cruel that WASP" " Deed
it were, miss. Dey had to kill de pore
goat afterwards"
pG~ 1t is estimated that there are
2,4OO disorders to which the human
frame is liable. When man is laid
up with the rheumatism, he is apt to
think that the entire number has
struck him in concert.