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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-09
TALES OF THE DAY.
A Fatherlx Assurance.

Washington Star: Mr.. Cumrox's son
was studying his Latin lesson. There was
the tremolo of encouragement in his
voice as he remarked:
Il don't seem to get along with this
lesson very well. father"
Cant you say any of 't?"
Yes; | can say .amo. amas. amat;' and
then l always forget what comes next
What does those words mean.
johnny" asked Mr.. Cumrox. who de-
serves credit for being always ready to
add to a somewhat deficient early educa-
''They mean I love, thou lowest. he
loves"
1T does seem too bad to see you start
ing in so SOON the old gentleman unused.
with the difficulties that has always sur
rounded that verb But you might as
well commence young to learn that them
wor Is IL one way or another cause two
thirds Of the botheration that occurs in
this life.
Please. can / quit school, them"
No: Il wouldn't be any use. You
couldn't dodge EN-, and you might as
we'll go right along and get as familiar
with them as possible. You'll find that
learnin' EN- amt half the worry that
handlin' EN- is after We know 'em. Cheer
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-09

THE HERALD is n franchise MEM
be< Cd The United Press, and re-
cefves the complete leased wire
Overland and Pacific Coast news re-
ports Of The United Associated Press
es, embracing accurate Intelligence
Of all carFesat events in a.ie whole
world With its special wire and
operator In It's own Office THE HER
AID is daily in Immediate posses
sion of the latest news up till the
hour OF AOiHG to press.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-09

There is nothing just as good as DR..
Kings New Discovery for Consump-
ton, Coughs and Colds, so demand il
and do not permit the dealer to sell you
some substitute. He will not claim there
is anything better but in order to make
more profit he may claim something else
to be just as good. You want DR.. King S
New Discovery because you know it to
be safe and reliable. and guaranteed to
do good or money refunded. For Coughs,
Colds, Consumption and for all affec-
lions of Throat. Chest and Lungs, there
is nothing so good as is DR.. Kings New
Discovery. Tria. bottle free at q. C.
NJ. l. drug dept Regular size so cents
and ST.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-09

The wool men before the ways and
means committee merely want 'ade-
Guate protection" 1t recalls the story
of the man who wanted to be rich
while mis- wife only wanted to be com
Portable. He became rich beyond his
greatest expectations. but his wife
never felt that they had become COM
Portable. She represented the theory
Of adequate protection"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-09
Hoods Built Her Up.

Salt Lake CITY. Utah. Nov. %, 1896.
My little girl was delicate and she be-
gan taking Hoods Sarsaparilla and it
has built her up. She was growing be-
You'd her strength, but Hoods Sarsa-
parilla has had wonderful effect and
we cannot praise it sufficiently. We
are also greatly pleased with Hoods
Pills" John Cardwell, $50 Second
street. Hoods Pills are the only pills
to take with Hoods Sarsaparilla.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-09

Chicago Times Herald: Down in Ohio
the other day. not very far from Cleve-
land. | took a carryall or bus at a country
station 10 ride inland d few miles. The
driver. who carried the mail for Uncle
Sam. was disposed to be quite communi-
cative.
You don't live round here, 1 'spose?'
he remarked interrogatively.
No-not now" l replied I'm from
Chicago.
Pretty big place. amt it2' he con-
tinued
there most of the time amt there?' he
asked. | nodded affirmatively.
We'll. we amt so darned slow down
here" he added. Had a dance in the
Hinckley Ridge schoolhouse last night.
and there'll be a turkey rattle Tuesday.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-09
oME-CoMING.

o passionate pilgrim. was the way
So long then2 Was the day so long
From the blue matin till twas gray?
From morning till the even-song?
Was it so long. love, while you came
Nearer each minute? Lead-foot, slow,
Did the day round TO evenng-ham
And was the daylight slow to go?
And did your eager eyes look far
To see the crescent moon rise bright?
And Hesper, your homecoming star.
Did Hesper tarry long that night?
Catherine lyman Hinkson.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-09

The Kansas City Star says: THE
announcement that the Rothschilds
have, in the past four months, bought
127 silver mining claims in one district
in New Mexico, will dampen the ardor
of a good many free silver advocates.
The idea of keeping UP a campaign,
which, if successful, will greatly add
to the riches of this much-hated firm
of rich financiers will so against the
grain with many a Populist 1t will
puzzle the free silver advocates to ac-
count for this action OF the Roths-
childs. Are they extending their con-
spiracy against silver by endeavoring
to control the output Of the metal so
as to immensely increase the supply
and force the price down to a lower
level than ever, or do they foresee the
ultimate success of the fight for silver
and are preparing to reap great profits
from it? The probabilities are that
they are investing money in silver
mining just as they might invest
money in brewery companies, or any
other enterprise, with the expectation
of reaping the legitimate profits of a
rightly managed enterprise, just as any
business man would do. But it will
be difficult for many Americans to
believe that the Rothschilds would go
into any sort of enterprise without
some far-reaching and hidden motives
looking to the enrichment of them
selves at the expense of the rest of the
world 1t seems to puzzle the gold
men to say what this all means. May
it not mean that the Rothschilds see
that the world will yet return to the
free coinage of silver?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-09

Professor Charles Eliot Norton says
that chewing gum has such a, large
sale because young women have not
risen lar above harbarism. That may
be, but how lovely the young bar
barians are.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-09

ITO say that Ex-Governor Morton, at
y. is too old to be United States SEN
ator, is to cast reflection upon that
hale young statesman Senator Morrill,
of Vermont who. at 81, is just entering
upon new term of six years." says
the Mail and Express. Ex-Governor
Morton would be great credit to New
York and a decided gain to the senate.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-09

Senator Mills is determined that in
the matter of recognizing the indie
pendence of foreign nations the presi-
dent shall follow where congress leads.
In the case of Mr.. Cleveland it is GER
tain that he cannot be led TO the water
much less can he be made to drink
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-09

A well-known gentleman of this city
says: Il am no pessimist. I don't
think things are so bad as they could
be, neither are they SO good as they
should be; but the whole thing is a
matter of utter Indifference to me-"
This is scarcely optimism.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-09
CONGRESS AND CUBA.

Since the reaSSem bling of congress
there has been very much less excite
nient over the Cuban question than
was anticipated. This is matter of
congratulation all around. Before the
holidays there was some danger that
congress would be stampeded on the
Cuban question. particularly the SEN
ate The danger, whatever it was,
will hardly recur.
A very surprising thing about the
Cuban question in congress has been
the great willingness, if not eagerness,
of the senate to take political action.
involving the most serious conse-
quences, on nothing but rumors, not
even waiting to investigate them to
see what foundation there was for
them. The jingoes have assumed that
every Cuban rumor, if but sufficiently
anti-Spanish, was absolutely true. In
times of great excitement few rumors,
no matter from what source emanat-
ing, are wholly true; there is always
more eXaggeration than anything else
in them. Scarcely newspaper in the
country has based its comments on the
Cuban question upon the assumption
that the rumors coming from Cuba and
Spain were to be absolutely relied
upon. They have generally made their
comments with the reservation, IF the
rumors be true" They have exercised
a caution and discretion almost wholly
wanting in grave senators who may
be said to have held the destiny of the
country in their hands. In this regard
their course has been far more COM
mendable than that of the jingo SEN
ators. But the great excitement over
the Cuban question has passed, at
least until the new. administration
comes in
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-09

The Chicago city council having de-
termined to abolish the high hat
nuisance in theaters should next turn
its attention to abolishing the high
building nuisance in the streets.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-09

Harper's Bazaar: Mamma-"Oh. Ethel
don't ask mamma SO many unnecessary
questions
Ethel-"But, mamma. what can 1 ask
you if l don't ask questions?'
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-09
WIT AND HUMoR.

Fliegende Batter: Modest-Lieutenant
well. Fraulein. Elsa. how is your
younger sister,"
oh. thanks! She is going to be very
pretty, too"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-09

The arrival yesterday of most of the
members of the legislature, together
with many friends of the various SEN
atoriai candidates. gave the town an
animated appearance that it has not
had for long time. Then the ANNA
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-09

If one-half of the news that comes
from Cuba be true, it is a toss for
choice as to which side, the Spanish or
Cuban. is guilty of the greatest atroci-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-09

The coal miners at Rutland, ILL.,,
asked for their pay and militia was
sent instead. 1t seems to have been
somewhat of a case of asking for
bread and receiving a stone
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-09

A protest has been made to the sui
tan by the French and Italian ambas-
sailors. Such things as protests don't
worry the sultan a little bit.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-09

With so many headquarters open of
course there are bound to be more or
less mouthings.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-09

To raise the tariff too high would be
to kill the goose that lays the golden
egg so far as a revenue producer is
concerned.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-09

Puck: In Paradise-Eve-"T new
spirit2 | heard some one cali him ChOlly?'
Adam-.Dear me! Who'd ever take him
for one of the family?"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-09

Rather strange, is it not, that the
Moody revival in New York should
come on the heels of that Sherry din
ner party.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-09

81 am monarch of all survey and
Platt,; says Thomas.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-09

A wag says that the horizontal cuts
that the county commissioners have
made in expenses show they are level
headed men.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-09

Washington Star: Some folks means
consistent | knows er landlord datll
wish yer happy New Year wifi one bre' f
an ak yer foh de rent money wifi de
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-09

Stephen Crane. the novelist, wires
New York paper that he cannot write
yet. Perhaps he could write wet"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-09

Yonkers Statesman: Bacon-"My part
ner and myself want wooden partition
across the store.
Builder-"Well guess if you put your
heads together you can accomplish it.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-09

"All men are created equal And
just as soon as they are created they
begin the work of undoing that equal
jfV
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-09

PETER is said to be IN the lead in the
Kansas senatorial race. His beard
gives him a great pull.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-09
SOME EDITORIAL COMMENTS.

Butte Miner: There was a time when
Senator Wolcott stood well with the peo-
pie of the west That was before he de-
serted the silver army and joined the
ranks of the oddities. There was time
when he stood well in the east. That was
when he was d goldbug, pure and simple,
and did not assume to be too serious
about the international proposition. He
$ now between the devil of eastern du-
-,.c.ty and the deep sea of western in
dignatiOn.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-09

They are burning corn in Kansas. A
little while ago it was burning elo-
Quence.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-09

ton Of the town did not compare with
the animation of the members and
their friends.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-09

Ask and We shall receive" appears
to be the theory of the ways and
means committee.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-09

The Oregon Short Line is to be sold
today. Those who invested in it were
sold long ago.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-09

If the weather bureau is responsible
for this weather it is entitled to the
public thanks.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-09

by the Eternal still seems to be
the favorite phrase from Jackson. 1t
is in much use these days.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-09

The cold, freezing weather should
suggest that mud singing is out of
season.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-09

The best way to crush the high the
atre hat is to sit down upon it.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-09

The illiterate vote is the one that
cannot read the signs of the times.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-09

The only real board of equalization
is the one that serves as a coffin lid.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-09

Men may come and men may go, but
tariff hearings seem to go on forever.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-09
An ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

Puck: An Acknowledgements
George did you ever take any interest
in astrology? Do you happen to know
what star was in the ascendant when you
were born?"
Her Husband-'Yours, my dear. beyond
a doubt
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-09

How do the gold-standard Democrats
who "whooped it up" for Mckinley like
the idea of Senator Wolcott's mission
to Europe? Those who bolted the Chi
cage convention were entirely too good
to last long.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-09

Brooklyn Life: ga Theory-Johnny-
"Papa?"
Papa-"Well?'
Johnny-"When you say a thing will
happen in the long run, does that mean
in a century run?'
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-09
Right Smart of a Rival.

up, Johnny, and remember that most
of your trouble is still ahead of you.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-09

The King of Pills is Beecham's-
BEECHAMS.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-09

Clobe-Democrat: About 6OO00O trees are
planted annually by the school children
of Sweden. While the task is looked upon
as an enjoyment. its effect on the future
prosperity of the country will be of high
Importance.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-09

Denver Republican: Senator Wolcott' 5
few followers in the Legislature distin-
guished themselves yesterday by joining
hands with the Populists in the organ
izat:on of both houses. And yet Senator
Wolcott could not support Bryan in the
recent presidential election because the
Pooulists had indorsed him at St. Louis.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-09

New York Evening World: Kind
lady. will yer let me have something ter
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-09
Stock-Taking Shoe Sale.
rhere is Nothing so Good.

$500 shoes for men this week, s1.96.
Davis ITO Main.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-09
COOK TWIN SISTERS
4 UNCLE TOMS CABIN. y

FORTY PEOPLE.
PALACE CAR.
TWENTY PONIES,
DONKEYS AND BURROS.
EIGHT ORIGINAL PLANTATION JU-
BILEE SINGERS
A Pack of Maintaining Siberian Blood
Hounds. including Ajax. the $1,000 Cham
pion Beauty. Eva's Golden Chariot
Costing $1,000. Uncle Tom and his Typ
ical southern oX-cart Military Bands of
Music. All this in our Grand Free Street
Display. The sight of lifetime Don't
miss IL.
PRICES-Night 81, 75c.. Soc. 25c. Matt
nee, 25c. to all parts of the house (not
reservedl Sale of seats begins Thursday
January Z.
Next Attraction
THE BROWNIES.
Three Nights and Saturday Matinee
Commencing Thursday, Jan. q.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-09

Pittsburg Chronicle Dispatch: Mrs.
O'Rooney' said Rev. Father McMurphy.
why do l never see Patrick at church
now?''
Mrs. O'Rooney shook her head sadly.
rs It anarchism?'
..Warse than thot, your reverence"
rs it atheism"
''NVarse, your reverence
what is it, then?"
Rheumatism.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-09

Cincinnati Enquirer: Yours has been
a wasted life said the lady who pro-
duced the pie.
We'll" said Perry Patettic. some
three years of it has been. guess l have
spent about that much time in the work
house"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-09

Chicago Record: The patriotic lobbyists
who are appearing before the ways and
means committee do not mean to allow
TIE selfshness of the other fellows TO
occasion any unjustiiable increase in the
tariff schedule
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-09
LOVES BIRD.

Rams Horn: 1t robs the world for
man of ability to live in idleness.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-09

Detroit Tribune: The real ootimist is
the man who thinks the Mckinley adj
ministration can find enough jobs to go
around.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-09

Detroit Free Press: Mrs. Newly, in her
modern male attire for women, was adj
dressing ? select audience. L wear no
mans collar, she shouted.
You have one of mine on now.
squeaked her husband
i said no mans collar, she retorted
and Newly sneaked out the back way.
New York Press: Wife-Oh. Jack. the
mice have been at my New Year buns
Brute-Oh. well, there's lots more where
they came from.
Wife-But they were all the buns I
baked.
Brute-I meant mice.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-09

There's well right down yonder;
YOU can get all the water you want
NO kind lady; I have an iron con-
stitution and water will rust it.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-09
80 SEE HOW EASY:

5=1-- I3I South Main ST.. Salt Lake City.
'RIZED AGENT FOR THE FOLLOWING COMPANIES.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-09

J. Bryan one-haf the royalties recev
The furthering the of Bimetaisn
The Wichita daily eagle., 1897-08-31

FOR RENT-Houses In all parts OF the
city. Hills x kinkead. over liS y. Mar
ket st. d5S-tf
The Wichita daily eagle., 1897-08-31
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES.
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PROPOSALS for Erection of School
Buildings. United States Indian Ser
wee, Cheyenne and Arapahoe Agency,
Darlington, o. T., August q, 1891
Sealed proposals, endorsed, Proposals
for erection of School Buildings and ad-
dressed 10 the undersigned a Darlington.
Oklahoma, will be received a this agency
until one O'Clock p. IN. of Tuesday, Sep
tember p, 1897, for furnishing the neces-
sary materials and labor required in the
construction and completion of the fol-
lowing buildings at Cantonment Sub
Agency, 20 miles from the agency, viz:
One % frame dormitory and school
building; two (D frame out-houses, and
one % frame mess building and laun-
dry, all in strict accordance with the
plans and specifications which may be
examined al the Indian Office, Washing
ton. i. G. the offices of the Journal
Kansas City, Missouri. the "Ea GLE" of
Wichita Kansas, the Builders and Trad
ers' Exchange, of Omaha. Nebraska,
and the Republican, of FL Reno. Okla
homa, and at this agency. For any ad-
ditOnal information apply to Major \. L.
WOodson, Acting Indian Agent S9-2lt
The Wichita daily eagle., 1897-08-31

FOR RENT-AIodern houses; also business
houses. Isreal Bros Sl59-tf
The Wichita daily eagle., 1897-08-31

FOR SALE-High grade upright piano.
nearly new, cheap. Call at $50 y. Topeka.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1897-08-31

FOR SALE-C.gar store fixtures. billiard
and pool tables, mirror 5xs feet. 1i5 y.
Man So-6tx
The Wichita daily eagle., 1897-08-31

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I6s.7z:O pm rs am SIS an
la $40 pm 80 pm Zoo ?. n
I,a s.Oo n Local Freight carries Pasg'r's
Eastern Train Arrives:
s:so .. M Local Freight carries Pas.Srs
CONNECTIONS
No -5s s. LOUIS Aail-Eas recIi-fny
,rssr cars (sests free) 10 ST. Louis s~5
ss-siIgoau drawtEg-room sieeperS 20 Nona.,
ro-ne,ts al Pierce Cisy. No. With NJ a;
sn- rsoiuts in Indian Territory va NeosSo
- Tone,, with No. 5. the Texas Itn5tSI
which has reclining cnaI~ % =
NSsasrs freel. Pullman drsSiag-.oonn s,,~,''
~ - Galveston VIA Paris and Dallas -.
S,-tnx Ears Tallrina 10 Dallas. conuecx, =
Sto-,tt With No. 2 which ccnz4crs -
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chair ears tsears fres1 ana Pullman Dr~s?
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Ginning cha.r cars seats free and P.I,z5sn
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