New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-07-21
THE TALK or THE DAY.

Colonel Miss Nellie Ely, of Tennessee-or Is II
Miss Colonel Nellie Ely?-is said to be exceedingly
popular with the other members of the Governors
staff.
Grlgson-It great fun sitting there and pass
ing remarks upon the people as they came IN
heard the remarks of some of the people after you
went out.-(Boston Transcript.
Mrs H. d. Wetherby at the last meeting of the
Liberty Farmers club. Michigan organization,
read the following Lullaby of the Future:
Hush my babe lie still and sumber.
Fathers watching at thy bed,
Mothers off electioneering
With halo round her head.
Soft and easyl be her cradle
When she's at the Nations head
While with kitchen work wrestle.
Coarse and hard Is fathers bed.
Hush. my dear. thy food and raiment
House and home, thy ma provides;
She's sumner. baby darling;
Gracefully her bike she rides
Hush my babe, lie still and slumber.
Father wants to go TO bed;
Mother won't be home till morning.
Going to make a speech, she said.
So well lay us down and slumber
Slumber sweet till morning breaks.
Father then must be a-humping,
Mother wants hot griddle cakes.
Moral Courage-Weary Watkns-Say, what Is
moral courage. anyway?
Hungry Higgins-l heard preacher say 1t was
the power to say no
Weary Watkins-When you're asked to drink, or
to work ?-Qndanapos Journal
Among the PSI 2s4 names in the new Brooklyn Di-
rectory the jaw breaking appellation welters at
large in "A free and flowing manner. Imidzinsk
appears therein, and Zidnski. not to mention
Zolotnitski and Zwetschkenbaum. Yachczyk leans
up against Syctrodrowsky, and they support each
other Pfannenschmidt and Acchtenfacht wabble
along arm in arm taking up the whole sidewalk
1t is a true cosmopolis which the Greater New
York has wrapped in its broad and warm embrace.
its patronymes and the wearers of them drawn
from all lands which the visits. 1t IL a strain
upon the alphabet to set forth the former. but that
flexible code of signs comes Eloriously through the
ordeal though with neither vowel nor consonant to
spare.
the west he was very lucky He went to a new
~ discovered gold country and In less than three
weeks come home with $1,000
THAT paid him well for his time 49,. va,
Won't go w so IaF he as 9 But he
mighty fortunate to be able to hold onto IT, -
Washington Star
several weeks ago" says San Francisco
CORRESPONDENT of THE Chicago Tribune" PRO
fessor Won Hoist, the weknown historian on his
return from Europe to Chicago University gave an
account OF the great discovery by Professor Won
Schroen that crystals organic substances
and said he wanted to raise 100000 TO help
tho professor In his Investigations "A letter
has just been received here from man
who interviewed Professor Won Schroen in Naples
which throws a different light on the sub
feet 1t seems the professor Is studying a process
OF crystallization and has taken $500 photographs
IN show the transfer OF inorganic into organic
matter Some photographs showed the successive
phases of crystallizations from abuminous SUBJ
stances to stone. His Investigations will be OF
great Importance not only to bacteriology. but to
physics, chemistry and mneralogy."
Here is a story that was told at the Capitol yes
terday:
An applicant for office who may be called John
Jones although that Is rot his name, sent In his
card To the President the other day. IL read as
follows: