Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1897-05-13

DYE, Mintonville, KY, Aug. 8. 1896.
wElcHTY WORDS
FOR -
Ayers Sarsar
City and County Houses.
Jinks-"Winks must be doing finely.
ua tells me he has country house and
q CITY house," Binks-"He has, He
takes care Of my country house in the
winter and my winter house in the
snmmer."-New York Weekly
tits hard world!' exclaimed the
novice, as his bicycle precipitated him
upon the frozen ground.-Illustrated
American.
Buncoed.
The elephant trumpeted loudly.
whats the trouble?" said the Chin
panzeee..
Somebody's worked the shell game
on me-" replied the pachyderm, as he
threw away the bag of empty peanut
shells which had just been handed
him.-Philadelphia North American.
DR.. J. n. RINDLAUB, Specialist
Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat,
Fargo. N. OAK.
A Slow Boy. 4
II hear, Grumpy, that your hired
man is down with slow fever"
"Of course he is. He's too Internal
slow to catch any other kind"
Halls Catarrh Cure
Is taken internally. Price, 75c.
EcnMul.
1--WE have found out why Nora
breaks so much china.''
why is it?''
'She says she gets so dead tired
washing the same old dishes over and
over again."
Hegeman's Camphor Ice with Glycerine.
and Face Cold Sores. &C. C. g. Clark n Haven. Ct
A General.
Mabel-Maud is a clever f1irt.
Ethel-Is that so?
Mabel-Yes, indeed. In a recent lit
tie affair she managed to cut her chap
eron.-Philadelphi Press.
Mrs.. Windows Soothing Syrup
For children teethtns the gums reduces ina'
nation, alays PAIN cures wind collie. % cents bottle.
To Crush Explanation.
What's all those carriages doing
there? Funeral?"
No; that's the headquarters of Pin
gle & Pang, the fashionable dressmak-
ers."-Cleveland Leader.
Don't Tobacco Spit and Smoke Your Life Away.
10 quit tobacco easily and forever, be mag
netic full OF life. nerve and vigor. take MOTTO
All e
teed; Booklet and sample free. Address
Sterling Remedy Co.. Chicago or New York.
Europe said the South American
statesman, lis so eXcitable."
Yes
Yes; they don't even have little
war without shooting each other. -
Detroit News.
No-To-Bac FOR Fifty Cents.
guaranteed tobacco habit cure makes weak
men strong. blood pure. Soc. 81. AL druggists.
rs jerks man you can trust, pa
pa" asked the fair daughter Of the
house.
Not if you expect to get your mon-
ey.'-Detroit Free Press.
For Lung and Chest diseases, Piso's
Cure is the best medicine we have used
Mrs. ]. l.. Northcott, Windsor, Ont,
Canada.
Isn't there any chance of settling
the difference between Mr.. and Mrs.
Whirlyy'
Not the slightest. Each got hold OF
the diary that the other kept before
they We're married"
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