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The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1897-07-10
THE RATIO Is ABSI RID.

Before the government goes TO any great
expense 10 try and compel Americans 20
accept silver pieces of French coin ar
their face value or compel the French 10
accept American silver dollars al their
face value. it might be we'll 10 pass a
law insisting that the people Of this coan-
try and the people of France shall use
their own silver.
The news comes from Paris, purporting
10 be a reason why there should be an
agitation In favor OF silver. that the Bank
OF France contains in its vaults over
$50. 0o0, 900 In silver which has been with
drawn from circulation. We know, also,
| that in this country there are millions Of
dollars in silver certificates which the peo-
| pie prefer to silver. The remarkable de-
mand within the past month for bills of
small denomination has been subject of
| general remark.
If the Bank of France has that vast
| sum in silver in its vaults. II looks as Ii.
| instead OF there being too little silver.
| there was already too much. Why not
| call in the paper and issue that silver?
| Although that amount OF money Is in the
| bank. 1t has not been taken from any
| body. Every dollar of il is represented by
/ piece of paper currency or bank notes
/ or some equivalent which the people evil
/ IDENTIFY prefer to silver. IL costs money TO
/ provide vault room and security for such
/ an amount OF silver. 1t is costing this
/ government considerable sum, which
| could be easily saved If the people would
| only turn in their silver certificates and
/ demand silver dollars in exchange.
/ There is nothing the matter with the
! value of an American silver dollar in the
! United States. nor is there any dscrimi-
nation in France between silver and gold
+ money. Nobody ever asks whether bill
/ is going TO be paid in silver or sold, so
I that each is equal TO the other III value.
! This will continue so as long as the issue
! Of silver money is limited. There may be
no harm in remarking. as was frequently
remarked in the campaign that there VIII
/ be no question about the value OF silver
/ until the mints are thrown open to it at
/ the ratio Of I6 10 l. and then II would
/ Immediately drop 70 its market value.
/ Il IS evident that the free silver people
do not want settlement OF this question
! before the next campaign. As Mir nepew
! says Rryanism is only another name for
| discomfort. II the people should be made
contented hy restored prosperity due to a
I Republican administration the occupation
OF the frec silverite would be gone. They
=
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1897-07-10

1t has again been demonstrated that the
insurgents have been able 10 do just as
they have always said they could do,
namely, 10 cross Weyler's formidable
trocha with neatness and dispatch when
ever there was reason for doing it.
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The free silver people profess 10 be-
lieye that their cause is gaining in
strength. but in three states this year
the Gold Standard Democrats Will make
active campaigns, and il the 50-cent dol
lar CHATTER keeps up they will be even
more formidable in 1900 than they were III
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the prize. To say that canning COM
Isnias viii spend thousands % dollars in
erecting traps ard then dump their catch
on the market A. I cent a pound. while
thstr canning plants stand idle. IS ao-
sGrd- Nhateve~ ground tae fishermen
nave for complaint. 50 far as light catch
C AID low prices ara concerned, the fish
traps are 10 more responsible fer i than
the shing!s mills. z p. BARKER
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Since John r. Mclean developed SO
much strength at the recent Democratic
convention in Ohio and practically ran
things, the fusionists don't have much to
say against the millonaires.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1897-07-10

Nearly all lines OF trade and industry
are getting on 10 a sounder basis han
they have been on for years. Railroad
receiverships for the first half of this
year involved only 1.0lS miles. For the
first half or last year there were S,lZ5
miles involved
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1897-07-10

Paramount Blount, who went into deep
and dense retirement after his return
dipomatist. has at last come out as a
public opponent of annexation.
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The coal mine strikers have one ad-
vantage in that they go out when times
are improving and operators are more
inclined to yield than they would be IL
business generally was on the down
Grade
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1897-07-10

United States Marshal Ide will arrive
here today or tomorrow. and. while no re-
ception is to be given him, 1t is probable
he Will be met by fair proportion OF the
citizens. Mr.. Ide has some deputies 10
appoint.
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Walla Walla Union: The first move
ment made by Debs' new polit.co-social
organization was 10 elect FIVE directors.
who Immediately elected themselves 10
I'll the FIVE chief Offices provided by the
regulations. and next proceeded 20 vote
that the salaries should De 500 4 month
10 each officer. As long as the money
shall come in freely, Dets and his lieu
tenants will scoop IN 500 a month from
their dsluded followers
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Dispatches from Washington say there
is no intention of sending the Oregon to
Honolulu. but that is just what 1t might
be expected they would say If she had
actually been ordered TO that point.
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Tacoma News: Sovereign says Deas hai
lost his senses. and that the only hope 70
labor lies n joining the Knights g Labor
Annie Besant says socialism Is the idea
state. but Il can never be successful III
man 5 educated % be absolutely un
selfish She 1hir-.s rhe way 20 accomplish
this IS 20 preach 1heosophy. Every 3octo
applaUds his own remedies.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1897-07-10

Senator Wilson has left for the West
This VIII be very gratifying news to the
many who have felt that the thing
wouldn't be definitely settled until the
senator's return.
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STATE PRESS.

Colfax Advocate: TIE talk Of lynehirg
which some irresponsible parties have
been spreading IS all wind, as Whitman
county Is one % the most peaceful coun-
ties IN the state.
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The path fund Is growing. and 50 long
as the interest in bicycling does not abate
it Will continue TO grow.
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Los Angeles Times: \ man named
Robert Cook says he is going 20 walk 400
miles on the water OF the Ohio river.
commencing at Pittsourg and travelling
down stream. for a wager of $1,000 Why
don't he come out here ard show tho
folks how TO walk over to the Sandwich
Islands (where the walking is good, SO
they can get 10 be pos;masters and con-
stables after annexation is perfected
Mr.. Cook belongs 10 a family of whom
too many prove injurious 10 the NULL
ga|awney.
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The boy ora tor is approaching Oregon.
and local wind gauges may be tempo
rariiy rendered unreuabis.
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The oregonian calls him Wind jam
mer" Bryan.
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Nina, Wash, June Is 1897.
To the Editor: To settle controversy.
viii you please state which Il either, Is
right as 10 the present school law: \
claims that each district in each county
in the state Will receive an apportionmeut
Of the state school fund on basis OF co.
days total attendance whether each dis
trict has aad total attendance of 2.@o
days or not. r. claims that according 80
the wording Of the law any district whose
total attendance is not as much as 2.oea
days viii have no part. lot or share OF the
state school fund. III other words, no APP
porgionment Of state funds Will . made 20
any district whose total attendance during
the past school year has not been -eg9 or
mere days.
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W. II. VoODRIFF.

\ IS correct, The minimum appoFtoned
10 any district Is that based upon 2,5oo
days attendance. and every district IS en-
titled to that much 30 matter how few
the days attendance" provided sad DIS
trlci has had school The time required ny
law. Every days Sttendanee above 2 ~
adds 70 The amount apport oIed 20 ang &
trlct. Tire law says each district shall
be credited WIKI $50 days attendance
See sections "a
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n1snt and further 10 plan which does not
conceie the extreme resort of free coin
age al setitsnus ratio.
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COAST PAPERS.

San Francisco Call: About 400 bills
have been already introduced into the
house, so there Will De no lack Of grist for
tbs legislative mill 20 grind when the
wheels begin 10 turn.
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ra,ves Seattle on or sso.' ,. s tsI
j Ansast D for st. M'eh. ~. . .aa .4s.|
ss ,sssssa steamer. P, 3 " w cl'.
Healy and c. II H. m slo "a AID
gort cuaahy and inc -. III, b
'.a I, on tho Yukon I'VE I'VE. ,rou SAL
e ,ni,'i Inc running sts.2s s.,a. FOR -
esse .s 70 's' as-ss -, =:
pany.s Offices. SIS fsss'
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The Post-IntcIifRenee n~Te"1
ganrnntees its advertisers DOM
eide paid cirrulE ton. Daily, WeeA'S
and sunday. double that Of any
other Newspaper Published In the
state of Washington. Ad~ert'si"E
contracts will he made subject 10
this guarantee
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San Francisco Post: The announcement
is now made that the recent experimental
shipments of American butter made 4
England by the agricultural department
nave proven success. a London firm
having already contracted 10 take the en-
tire output Of the Iowa agricultural col
lege farm. These PopoSrats who unceas
insly complain OF Ensland's scheme 70 Sc
our gold can nov make the additiona
charge that she Is after our butter, TOO.
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OFFICES.

Seattle, Second avenue AMI cherry sr'sS
New York, Rooms T. "a Is Trfol.s
Chicago. 81 Chamber % Commerce
Tacoma. 1919 Pacific avenue.
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TERMS or SUBSCRIPTION:

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delivery is Irregular Please MAKE a-14''
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county and state 80, ~
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III Registered letter a. our yssk- ~g.,r I?
Telephones. Business Once, Aain .
Editorial Rooms. Main -.
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SEATTLE. SATURDAY. July 10.

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Daily camera., 1897-01-09
Your Boy Wont Live a Month.

So MIR. Gilman Brown, of 81 Mill St
South Gardner, Mass, was told by the
doctors, His son had Lung trouble, fol-
lowing Typhoid Malaria, and he spent
three hundred and seventy.fve dollars
with doctors, who finally gave him up,
saying: "Your boy wont live month"
He tried DR.. Kings New Discovery and
a few bottles restored him to health and
enabled him to 60 to work perfectly
well man. He says he owes his present
good health to use of DR.. Kings New
Discovery, and knows 1t to be the best in
the world for lung trouble. Trial bottles
free at Parlor drug store
Daily camera., 1897-01-09
Ba n k

President Isaac Lewis of Sabina, Ohio,
is highly respected all through that
section. He has lived in Clinton Co.
IS years, and has been president of
the Sabina Bank 20 years. He gladly
testities to the merit of Hoods Sarsa-
parilla, and what he says is worthy
attention. All brain workers find
Hoods Sarsaparilla peculiarly adapted
to their needs. 1t makes pure, rich,
red blood, and from this comes nerve,
mental, bodily and digestive strength.
81 am glad to say that Hoods Sarsapa-
rilla is very good medicine, especially
as blood purifier. 1t has done me good
many times. For several years l suffered
greatly with pains Of
Daily camera., 1897-01-09
St. Johns Church,

PERCIvAL H. HICKMAN, Rector.
10 a. m. Sunday school. First Sun
day after the Epiphany.]
Ia. m. Morning prayer by the Rev.
F. F. Kramer. Phi. D.; Office of the In.
stitutlon by the Rt Rev. J. F. Spalding,
D. D., Sermon, by the Rev. John Henry
Houghton, M. A.; The Holy Communion
by the Rector.
7:3o p. m. Evening prayer and sermon
by the Bishop.
Wednesday, the 18th, at AIS p. M,
practice of the Children's choir. Miss
Fanny Andrews, precentor.
SPIN. Baptismal and Confirmation
class for children.
Daily camera., 1897-01-09

tits now understood that the capitol
commission have become so ashamed of
drawing salaries of 81, 500 each, for which
no adequate service has been rendered
the state, that they are, themselves, ad
vocating the abolition of that board. The
governor and other state officers are
capitol commission enough.
Daily camera., 1897-01-09

The minority of the Colorado senate
asked of the Populist majority that one
page be appointed, son of the late SEN
ator Fulton, deceased Populist mem
ber. dying during his term. The sugges-
ton was scornfully spurned, because
Senators McNeely and Kennedy, two
Mckinley members of the combination
objected. This appears to be small
matter on the face of it, but there can be
no objection to our asking how our Pop.
ulist friends enjoy the picture?
Daily camera., 1897-01-09

Don't be afraid. Come in-my wife's
out. Have little something? Here's
a nice qualify of old"
Good heavens. man, you've got the
wrong bottle. Look at that label.
Don't you see it's marked poison?
ooh. that's all right That saves it
from the cook. My own invention, you
know. Clever, isn't it? Never failed
but once"
How was that?"
Cook couldn't read."-Tit-Bits.
Daily camera., 1897-01-09
M. f. Church.

Rev. Hornbeck, the pastor, will preach
morning and evening.
9:45 a. m. Sunday School,
HOO a. IN. Public Worship. Subject:
"Some Higher Questions Concerning the
Day of Pentecost.'
6:3o p. m. Epworth League.
In the evening Rev. E. M. BATHS of
Denver will preach.
All are cordially invited to attend.
Daily camera., 1897-01-09
Annual Meeting and Special Notice.

The regular meeting of the stockholders of the
First National bank of Boulder, Colorado, for
the election of directors for the ensuing year,
and for such other business as may come before
the meeting, will be held Tuesday, January 18th
A. ID. 1897 at the banking house of said bank at
10 a. m.
At this meeting resolution will be offered to
amend article seven ~ of the articles of asso-
citation of said bank in this respect: To extend
the corporate existence of said bank for
period Of twenty years from the expiration OF
the period named in said articles of association,
towit: Twenty years from April Sd, 1897.
w. H. THOMPSON,
Fiat pub. Dec. IL. '96. Cashier.
Daily camera., 1897-01-09
Baptist church.

Boulder Baptist church will hold its
services tomorrow AS follows:
1900 a. m. Public worship. Subject,
"The Untroubled Lite"
1870 Sabbath School.
$50 p. m. Baptist aYoung Peoples
Union.
7:3o p. m. Evening Service, intro
duced by baptism.
The pastor, E. G. Lane, will preach
morning and evening.
Daily camera., 1897-01-09
.T0M0RROW'S SERVICES
The Christian Church.

The services at the Christian church
tomorrow will be as follows:
o:45 a. m. Bible School.
HOO a. m. Communion and sermOn.
Theme: The Great Commission"
3:oo p. m. Junior Christian Endeavor.
6:3o p. m. Y. P. S. c. E. Topic:
Spiritual Power-Whence it Comes and
How to Obtain it,"
7:3o p. m. Sermon. Theme: "The
Remission of Sins"
A cordial invitation is given to all to
attend these services.
Daily camera., 1897-01-09
First Presbyterian Church

The First Presbyterian church will hold
services tomorrow as follows:
o:45 a. m. Sunday School.
II:oo a. N. Morning Service.
800 p. m. Junior Endeavor.
oI5 p. m. Christian Endeavor.
7:3c p. m. Evening Service.
The pastor will preach morning and
evening. Subject of morning sermon,
Himself Took Our In6rmities." Even
ing, "The Ninth Law
A cordial invitation is given to the
public to attend any and all Of these
services.
Daily camera., 1897-01-09
The Great Western Bus Line.

Having added more fine hacks to my
livery stable am now prepared to furn.
sh them at all hours of the day or night
on short notice. Hacks for evening
parties (round trip) Is cents per couple;
Hacks for funerals sI.5o; finest Landaus
in the city for afternoon calling for SI.5o
Passengers taken to and from all trains
to any part of the city at very reasonable
charges. All orders intrusted to me will
be promptly attended to.
Telephone No. 20. H. LIPPoLDT.
Daily camera., 1897-01-09
The Bright Side.

"I'm SO glad to hear you speak 50 en-
couragingly of Willie Gigg's future"
she said, to her father.
eff I did anything like that it was by
accident
"Why, father-you know you referred
to him as young cub"
81 did,
"Well, you know, it's Willie's ambi-
ton to be a lion in society; and maybe
he'll grow w"-Washington Star.
Daily camera., 1897-01-09
For Marshall or Shanahan Goals leave
orders at C. E. COulehan's.
Joe Derr.

When, where aud how to obtain pure
liquors without having to pay three prices
for is eading question. Listen to US.
in the first place, be sure It is not Sur.
day then walk straight-wav to Garbar
mos.
Daily camera., 1897-01-09
Osteopothy, the New Drugless scienc

Osteopothy, the New Drugiess Science.
DR.. Harlan of Denver has opened a
bran ch office in Boulder at the St. Julien
hotel. rooms I24 and I25, where he treats
all diseases of both sexes without the use
of drugs or knife. Consultation and ex-
animation tree.
Daily camera., 1897-01-09

The house majority of "a voted yester-
day to employ 6S clerks and other at
taches tor that body. The Seventh Gen
eral Assembly was body Of Purtans
compared with the majority in the
Eleventh.
Daily camera., 1897-01-09
COmpar8tiye JOYS,

''Have you much to be thankful for
this year, Brumpy?
''Well, something. I'm thankful that
they can't make it any tougher for me
than they have during the last IL
months. Detroit Free Press.
Daily camera., 1897-01-09

Excuse me-" observed the man in
spectacles, "but am surgeon, anu that
is not where the liver is" Never you
mind where his liver is," retorted the
other. "lf it was in his big toe or his
left ear DeWitt's Little Early Risers
would reach it and shake it for him. On
that you can bet your gig-lamps." Parlor
Drug Store.
Daily camera., 1897-01-09

Populists in the senate gallery at Den
yer Yesterday were amazed at the sight
of Senator Kennedy, goldbug holdover,
leading the Populist-goldbug majority
in that body. 1t was a sight tor gods
and men. Our Populist friends are well
come to all the pleasure they can extract
from it,
Daily camera., 1897-01-09
Why Take Chances?

The Professor have collected all
the material for my work or '''The De-
cline of Superstition" | shall begin to
write the book day after tomorrow.
His Wife-Why not tomorrow?
The Professor-Um-a-t
is Friday.-N. Y. Tribune.
Daily camera., 1897-01-09
Bargains are Here.

We have received large stock OF fine
new furniture at the cd reliable bargain
house of Finch, in Brainard hotel block,
which we propose to sell, not at less than
cost, but at prices that will astonish the
natives. Call and see US and be con-
vinced of the great bargains we offer in
fine and useful furniture and other goods.
Daily camera., 1897-01-09
Trouble In tho Choir.

The Tenor-Miss Hysee, you are
simply talking through your hat.
The Soprano-Maybe I am, sir, but I
don't sing through my nose.-Chicago
Tribune.
Daily camera., 1897-01-09

Services at the Congregational church
at IL a. m.
The Rev. Mr.. BATHS of Denver will
speak in behalf of the State Society for
the care at Orphans. Give him hearing.
$50 p. m. The Christian Endeavor
will meet.
Daily camera., 1897-01-09

The old lady was right when she said
the child might die if they waited for the
doctor. Sne saved the little ones life
with few doses of One Minute Cough
Cure. She had used it for Group before.
Parlor Drug Store
Daily camera., 1897-01-09
Neuralgia

in one eye and about my temples, es-
pecially at night when l had been having
hard day of physical and mental la bor
Itook many remedies, but found help only
in Hoods Sarsaparilla which cured me Of
rheumatism, neuralgia and headache.
Hoods Sarsaparilla has proved itself true
friend. / also take Hoods Pills to keep
my bowels regular, and like the pills
very much" ISAAC LEWIS, Sabina, Ohio.
Daily camera., 1897-01-09
One of It's Periis.

kissing dangerous" exclaimed Miss
Wellalong, looking up from the paper
in which she had begun to read a scien-
tifc article. 81 should say it is danger
Gus! It has often led to marriage!"-
Chicago Tribune
Daily camera., 1897-01-09

While the people are crying ior econ
omy, the Populist legislature in this
state foists bill of s., 900 day upon the
state for its own maintenance. Happily,
however, a Democratic governor is at the
helm and will foil their schemes of rob-
berry in matters of general and special
appropriations.
Daily camera., 1897-01-09

Jacob Berger, the veteran shoe maker,
has removed his shop to Fosters store,
one door west of the post Office, where
he will be pleased to meet all his old
time customers. All lines of shoe repair.
ing done neatly and at the lowest living
prices.
Daily camera., 1897-01-09
safe Language.

Ethel-Isn't it nice being able to
speak French? We can chat in pub
lie conveyance and nobody else will
know what is being said.
Fred-Yes, not even a Frenchman.-
n. Y. Tribune.
Daily camera., 1897-01-09
A Popular Girl.

Miss De Laine-You seem to be very
fond of your friend, Miss Hair. You
never tire of kissing her.
Miss De Silk-Wsll, 1 do not care
much for her, personally; but did you
notice what sweet little mustache she
has?-N. Y Weekly.