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Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1897-07-07
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Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1897-07-07

An amusing view of matrimony is
that presented in a story told of two
Scotchmen. A country laird at his
death left his property in equal shares
to his two sons, who continued to live
most contentedly together for many
years. At last. however, one of them
said to the other:
Tam, we're getting to be auld men
you take wife, and when l die, you'll
get my share o the land"
Ma, ma, Jeems." said the other.
you're the youngest and the maist
lively; you take wife, and when |
die you'll get my share, mon
That's always the way wi Won.
Tam said the first brother when
there's any fash or trouble | must take
It all; you'll do naethinv."
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1897-07-07

bad enough. Wed
look we'll travelling with dude, we
would"
"Oh. he has some cash and can get
a different outfit. Can't you, Ray
mond?"
Certainly. How do you wish me to
dress?"
"Oh," interpcsed Jim, "if you have
the stuff, you're welcome. Well fix
you out in no time What do you
want?"
"I'll have to leave that to you. /
have never been a tramp before"
See here, my Christian friend, for
the good OF your health let me tell you
not to say tramp to one OF our fra
ternity. A tramp is a man who never
works and who walks from town to
town. We are hoboes. We beat our
way on trains-p passengers when we
| can, freight when we can't do better.
A hobo works when he can, but when
out OF work uses his wits to get him
elsewhere. See?"
Yes, but | never heard the distinc-
| ton made before. Are we going to
beat the railroad, and how are we go
ing to do it?"
you are green! There's hundred
schemes for working them. If every
thing fails steal the ride"
Van went to the place of appoint
ment, where he found his two strange
companions waiting for him.
Everything lovely" was Jlm's
| greeting. "A train leaves about an
hour after dark. Say, let's eat. I'll hit
the cottage You idiots can buy sup
pers, but I'll save my cash"
Five minutes later he returned with
TRADE OF abuse against inhospitable
people and frequent illusions to the
| tomahawk
Van at last said:
what do you mean? Did the wom-
an hit you with hatchet?"
mo. you gump! That's short for
stating that her royal highness desired
the extreme pleasure of my society at
the woodpile while got up an appe-
tite for my supper"
Soon freight train slowly passed.
Here's an emptyn shouted Origi-
nal jim, as he started on the run, the
others closely following.
Van was so excited that he could
not vault in after the others, but they
dragged him in and closed the door.
Now you boys be quiet until she
gets under headway," Jim ordered, as
he lighted a match and proceeded to
sweep the floor with a bunch of weeds
be had previously gathered.
Never travel without matches, Ray
nond, and never forget to gather a
bSoom, so you can brush up place to
sleep" quietly remarked wilkins,
whom Jim dubbed The Silent"
Soon wilkins and Jim were sound
asleep, while Van sat, Indian fashion
against the car, wondering whether 1t
was not about to jolt off the track, and
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1897-07-07

Mrs. Plougher-Thet almaneck IL
onreliabul, Hiram. Hyar yew stald
tew hum from taown ter-day cause It
perdicted rain, an purifier day never
Wuz.
Mr.. Plougher-It sartainly air on
sartain in foretellin' the weather but
it dew beat all creashun how it kin tell
'ithout miss zackly wen tn moon
IL goin' tew be full. An eff yew rieol-
leck, las summer we noticed it sed tibet
Crismus wum cum on Friday an, by
inks! wen tn time rolled roun' it wuz
Jest ez tn almaneck sed.-Judge.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1897-07-07

Col. Joe Johnston, who has been q
postoftice inspector for long years. is
an old chum OF Dcckery of Missouri.
The other day, after dinner at VIII
lards. the two stepped to the cigar
stand to get what is indispensable to
every true Misseurian.
Let's have some of the kind OF
cigars Dockery always smokes" said
Col. Johnston. Here, Dockery, take
one, and put two or three in your
pocket" added the colonel. with much
exhibition Of conscious liberallty.
Dockery awaited himself of the treat
but without great enthusiasm.
Now" said the colonel to the man
of cigars. and beaming with comfort
able feeling give me some good
cigars for myself. Dis
patch
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1897-07-07

Selling Dates-Tickets will be sold at
Ogden, Bingham, Springville, Goshen and
all intermediate points on July Goth to oath,
inclusive At Silver City, Mammoth and
Eureka on July 10Th to 24th inclusive. AT
Grand Junction, Fruita, Cisco and points
intermediate thereto, on July 10Th and Goth.
All other points, Mapleton, Belknap, SEQ
field and Thompson 5 inclusive on July 10Th
to 23d, inclusive.
Limits-All tickets will be limited to con-
tinuous passage in both directions, with
final limit Of July %, 1891; going passage to
commence with date of sale
Train Service-Best possible train ser
vice from Ogden, Tintic, Utah county and
Sther portions Of the state
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1897-07-07

Il presume, said the laxative man
20 his seat-mate in the railway train.
from your manner and conversation
that you have family tics"
YES" replied Mr.. Meekton; Il
s'pose you might as wen call EN- that.
buy 'em for myself, but my wife and
the girls all wear 'em whenever they
feel like it, Washington Star.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1897-07-07
Prospectors' Map of Utah.

The Passenger Department of the Rio
Grande railway has just issued an up-to-
date map showing all mining districts of
record, together with an outline sketch of
the older districts, and calling special at
tention to several partially developed re-
gions which recently have shown import
ant uncoverings of gold and copper. now
attracting notice Of prospectors, investors
and others.
For copies of this valuable map address
f. A. WADLErGH, G. p. A, Salt Lake City
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1897-07-07
Purifying splrlt Of Prayer.

All sorts of life-eXperiences are only
half complete, unless they go out into
prayer. Our troubles and disappoint-
ments, the great sacraments, as they
have been called, of marriage, birth,
and DEATH our delight in nature and
music, the impulses of popular and pa
triotic feeling sweeping over us. the
stories of heroism, the sudden dan
gers which bring us UP with a start
all such experiences move us to
prayer, and are never so rich as when
they most completely merge them
selves in the purifying spirit of prayer
Then our burdens seem shared, mans
toll and pain seem interpreted, an in
definite access Of vigor. courage, and
thought seem to flow in, as though in
deed God were speaking to his chill
dren, and actual connection were
made between our finite spirits and
the universal life. Prayer thus seems,
at least in those moments when we
most truly pray, like the sweetest
symphony, to soothe and to inspire
Rev. Charles F. Dole.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1897-07-07
STATE LANDS.

The State Land Title Company will ex-
anime your application on file with the
State Board of Land Commissioners ofthis
city, free of charge.
Are Hou sure BGur application Is correct?
1t costs you nothing to write us and YOU
nay be greatly benefited thereby. Address
STATE LAND TITLE COMPANY.
II Eagle Block, Salt Lake City, Utah.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1897-07-07
The Cheerful idiot,

How base ball terms change!" said
the fan" boarder. For example, the
goose egg we used to hear so much
of seems to have gone into decay"
in that case" the Cheerful Idiot
FASTENED to add, Il would not advise
you to drop the subject. Just lay 1t
down gently. indianapolis Journal.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1897-07-07
Important Notice to the Travelling rubn.

Effective February 18th the Rio
Grande Western Railway will, on APP
plication, endorse its Commercial Mile
age Books good for passage over the
lines of the Denver & Rio Grande rail
road, Colorado Midland railroad, Rio
Grande, Southern railway, Florence &
Cripple Creek railway and Midland
Terminal railway, thus giving holders
of r. G.. w. Mileage the privilege of
taking the Colorado trip without re-
quiring purchase of additional mileage
over the different roads in that state
Call on any agent of the r. G.. w. for
additional particulars.
f. A. WADLEIGH,
General Passenger Agent
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1897-07-07

Il think" said the man who had
bought a season ticket to the opera,
whispering to his neighbor, that I'll
try to have my seat changed. Every
night that girl sits in front of me with
the same huge hat on and"
Excuse me-" said the girl turning
round Indignantly. it's a different hat
every night. Truth.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1897-07-07

James-"Do you always write a let
ter in such large script as you are us.
ing now? could not help noticing it,"
Henry-"No This is to a girl. You
know they always size a fellows re-
gard for them by the number OF pages
he fills. "-Cincinnatl Enquirer.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1897-07-07

You want to take charge of my cul-
mary department" said the hotel man
ager.
Yes, sir"
Have you ever prepared dinners for
people of wealth and refinement ?"
81 should say | have. Why, l used
to be the chef in the District of Column
bia Jail "-Washingto Star
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1897-07-07
PIONEER JUBILEE RATES
Via Rio Grande Western Railway.

For the Semi-Centennial Celebration and
Pioneer Jubilee at Salt Lake City, July
2Oth to oath inclusive, the following low
round-trip rates areauthorized TO Salt Lake
City and return via r. G. w railway:
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1897-07-07
Advice from nlsh Authority.

During the reign Of Charles H. one
Sig. Lett proposed to write a history OF
the court.
You will give offense," urged his
friends.
Were ! as wise as Solomon" said
Lett, Il could not avoid that"
Then be as wise" rejoined the king
who was present, and write proverbs,
not history San Francisco Argonaut.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1897-07-07

And every dog his day.
When all the world is old, lad,
And all the trees are brown
And all the sport is stale. Lao,
And all the wheels run down;
Creep home and take your place there'
The spent and MANNED among;
God grant you find one face there
You loved when all was young.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1897-07-07

II TN all the WI III
Is young, lad,
And all the trees
are green;
And every goose
a swan, lad,
And every lass a
queen;
Then hey for boot
and horse, lad.
A II d r o u nd the
world away;
Young blood must
have its course
tul
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1897-07-07
An Intere.tinE oneatIon.

; Strokeleigh Did you ever wonder
what you would do If you had Aston
bits income. Brokeleigh No, but
I've often wondered what Astorbilt
would do II he had mine.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1897-07-07
A. w. GLEASON.
(seal.) A

Notary HuDlc.
Hairs Catarrh Cure is taken internally,
and acts directly on the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system. Send for testi-
monials, free.
+. j. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by druggists. 75c.
HANS Family PMS are the best.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1897-07-07
4 HOBO REUNION,

I'M, this is Van
Raymond. He's
been playing in
high luck, but he's
struck a snag, and
I've asked him to
go with us"
We'll, you need
MT; we don't want
any greenhorns
along. You are
bad enough. Wed
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1897-07-07
STATE OF ONO CITY OF TOLEDO.

LUCAS COUNTY, SO.
Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he is
the senior partner of the firm of f. J.
Cheney & Co. doing business in the City
of Toledo, County and State aforesaid,
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each
and every case of catarrh that cannot be
cured by the use Of Halls Catarrh Cure,
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in
my presence, this Sth day of December,
A. d. 1856.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1897-07-07
OUR BUDGET OF FUN.
SOME GOOD jokes, ORIGINAL
AND SELECTED.
The Hammock Versus the Blcycle-A
Handy Lunch for wheeIists-Free Cos
pei in Darktown-Some Good Jokes
and Gibes for Hot weather.


81 % HEN all the world
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1897-06-10
sCy|I9SI5IJ57s@
..@'r9E1E1EE]ps :

This seems to be an admirable decade
for private seeretaries.-Clereland Plain
Dealer
The latest diagnosis is that the Sick
Man Of Europe has got the grip.-Boston
Herald.
Perhaps Russell Sage is just working
mp good big inheritance tax joke Oh
somebody Leader.
Perhaps II the powers would guarantee
the balance. Col. Hamid can be induced to
take Greece on account.-Emira Tele-
gram.
When the United States decides upon
Cuban policy. there will be no trouble
about maintaining the concert. ."-Colum-
faIs Dispatch.
Miners in Pennsylvania are said to have
blown up . company store" The com
pany store chonld go. but this Is not the
way In which to abolish it.-Buffao Ex-
press.
Emperor William says to his subjects:
II am the vine; ye are the branches"
Hown in his heart, however, he believes
that he is the whole vineyard Cleveland
Leader.
No consensus has been reached among
those who are explaining McKinley's Gu
ban policy. 1t might be well to let the
President speak for himself.--St. Louis
Globe Democrat.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1897-06-10

wonderful performances. The race grew
out of hare and hound chase on the
old style high, or ordinary, wheels back
in 1886. That was on Thanksgiving
Day, however instead Of Memorial Day,
which has been the date of the race
every year since. In the next year, 1887,
cycling interest in Chicago grew marvel
ously. There were several fellows in the
hare and hound chase of the year before
who had speed ambitions. They came
together early in the spring and talked
about repetition of the chase, but de-
cided that a genuine road race would be
better sport. The first Pullman road race,
as the event was then called, was the
result. Ii was run on Memorial Day
over the Pullman course every year after
until 1894. Then it was transferred to
the North Side and changed in name to
the Chicago road race.
1t almost invariably happens that the
rider who wins the race is an unknown
He is usually some fleet fellow whose
speed is underrated by the handicapper
and who has the luck in not being thrown
in any of the many collisions that occur
along the course. With the winner of
the time prize, however, it is differnt. He
is usually a rider of experience whose
speed is known and has often been proved.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1897-06-10
RiTisH POSSESSIONS

Barringer's ranch, in the neighborhood of
which the inquest was held on the body of
Hoover. The verdict was that he came
to his death by two shots fired by Chey-
enne Indians.
While the inquest was proceeding sixty
men under Legislator James Brown ar
rived on their way to the agency. The
Sheriff pleaded with them to return and
told them sixty Of them against 400 or
800 Indians armed and such fighters as
the Cheyennes are would be helpless. The
Sheriff learned that the crime was COM
mitted by three Of the band led by White
Bull, who said a day or so previous that
his heart was bad; that he wanted to eat
white mans heart. The agent said that
he knew one of the murderers, and
thought with little time they could find
the others, would arrest them, and turn
them over to the civil authorities with
what evidence they had. He had re-
quested a sufficient force of soldiers to
surround the Indians. and said he would
cut off rations till the murderers were
turned over. The Sheriff and committee
went back to the main body, which had
been augmented by twenty men from
the Rosebud, and made report. Though
there was much dissatisfaction at the
turn affairs had taken, they agreed to
disperse for two weeks to allow the agent
time to make the arrest. If not then
done the original plan of attacking the
Indians is to be carried out. The women
have been gathered at several ranches
for protection under a guard of ten or
twelve men in each instance.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1897-06-10

The Cheyenne Indians have gone on
the war path in Montana and are said to
have killed almost a dozen men, includ.
ing five United States soldiers. The In
dians have no reservation, but roam over
the southern part of the State. The white
settlers are up in arms and the women
and children are being sent into the north
ern towns for safety.
The Cheyennes make the Lame Deer
agency their headquarters. Hoover, q
sheep herder, was recently shot by In
dians while herding sheep. He was killed
because he caught several Indians killing
sheep. This so incensed the stockmen
that they have armed themselves and
will fight to protect their homes, help and
stock. Two companies of colored cav
airy from Custer were ordered to the
agency Wednesday, and Saturday cou
rier arrived from the agency with the
information that George Walters, the
postmaster, and Lou Anderson, a stock
man, had been shot and killed; also that
the Indians had shot into the cavalry and
killed five men and had sixty armed cow
boys surrounded. The cavalry from Fort
Keough and Company Il of the infantry
left for the scene. There are certainly
grounds for fear. The Cheyennes are
determined and they are being re-enforced
by renegade Crows. Rosebud ranchers
received a consignment of rifles and am
munition at this point. Settlers have
moved all their families from near the
reservation.
Ranchmen and stockmen have organ
lied at Cheyenne agency and demand the
Indians who killed Hoover. The names
of the Indians are known and they are
protected by fifty bucks. Sheriff Gibbs
and Coroner Bateman have returned from
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1897-06-10
GOVERNMENT CROP BULLETIN.
Week Generally Cool and Conditions
Unfavorable.


The following crop and climate bulletin
for the week has been issued from the
Chicago Office of the weather bureau:
Illinois-Week generally unfavorable, but
no material damage by light frosts. Some
corn still being planted. also little replant-
Ing, but cultivation general although too
cold for good termination and growth. Wheat
heading short and much cheat; oats. pas
lures and meadows generally good; clover
cutting this week In southern section. Fruits
generally very promising. Strawberries still
being marketed In large quantities
Wisconsin-Week cold and dry, with heavy
frosts. Ice formed in central and west coun-
ties, but special reports Indicate damage to
fruit and other crops comparatively slight
Corn planting about completed. Oats. barley
and spring wheat fair Winter rye heading
and promising well.
Michigan-Weather favorable for rye,
meadows pastures and field work, but too
cold for much growth OF other vegetation
and termination of corn. Cold. wet ground
has rotted some corn, causing considerable
replanting. while oats come up slow and
look yellow. Several frosts, but damage
light. Corn planting nearing completion.
Potato planting well started.
Minnesota-Co0l weather and deficient
rainfall have retarded corn. grass and truck.
Early sown wheat stooling well; late sown
small grains need rain. Irregular stand OF
corn caused by defective seed. Hay pros
poets good. Insects injuring plums and ap-
Piles. Damage by frosts slight.
Iowa-Week cSol and cloudy. with de-
fcient rainfall. except scattering localities.
Corn planting practically completed and cul-
tivation general. More repanting necessi-
tated than earlier reports Indicated. Condi-
tlons more favorable for grass. oats and
wheat than for corn.
Indiana--Little rain fell and continued
cool weather. with light frost; too cool for
corn, which comes up yellow. Wheat, rye,
oats and cloyer continue In promising con-
dition. Meadows promise large hay crops
Tobacco plants are being set out.
Nebraska-Cdld weather has caused corn
TO germlnate and grow slowly. but has been
favorable for grass, rye. wheat and oats. Rye
In bloom. Winter wheat heading Small
grain In southwestern counties suffering
from drought Some damage from frosts In
northern counties.
Ohlo-Seyeral frosty nights: no special
damage. Wheat, oats. rye, pastures, clover,
imothy, potatoes and tobacco on drained
soil made some progress, but COOL cloudy
weather checked proper growth of all vege-
tation. Corn and tobacco planting contin-
ues. Corn slow. some yellowing, many
fields to be replanted. Rye heading. Straw
berries ripening: some picked. Blnckberries
blossoming. Tree fruits are dropping badly.
Potato bugs Dentiful
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1897-06-10
ALTGElD is ACCUSED.
Former Illinois Governor Blamed for
Globe Bank Crash.

Startling assertions in regard to former
Governor Altgeld are made in the report
of the special Senate committee which in
vestigated the misappropriation of the
University of Illinois funds by Charles
w. Spalding, late of the Globe Savings
Bank Of Chicago.
The charge is made that Mr.. Altgeld
was a very large borrower from the bank
at the time Spalding became the univer-
sity treasurer, and that he was large
borrower during his entire term as Gov
ernor. When the bank went down Mr..
Altgeld, the report charges. was in debt
to it, while his Unity Building collateral
was worth only 80 cents on the dollar and
his Ogden Gas stock collateral had no
commercial value.
The declaration is made that the bank
was practically insolvcnt in 1892 and that
this must have been known to Mr.. Alt
geld as well as to Mr.. Spalding. Further,
II is found that Mr.. Altgeld, when elected
Governor. was both stockholder and di-
rector in the Globe Bank, and as such
should have had knowledge of it's preca-
rious condition. Then the report adds,
''the committee believes he was acquaint-
ed with its condition"