davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-12-02
DON'T.

Don't try to live without your In
come. Live within st.
Don't throw stones at the baby when
trying to rock 1t to sleep.
Don't quarrel with the cook until af-
ter you have eaten your dinner
Don't carry a half-open umbrella in a
crowd; either put UP or shut up.
Don't forget that the wlsest owl occa-
sIonally boots at the wrong time,
Don't think that a gunboat is requIr-
ed to enable YOU to shoot rapids.
Don't swear before lady A gentle
man will always permit lady to swear
first.
Don't be so misery that you are
afraid to laugh at your own expense,
Don't marry girl who thinks she
may learn to love you. A little learning
is dangerous thing,
Don't do any dlsagreeable thing to-
day that you can just as well put off
until tomorrow Perhaps tomorrow
you won't have 1t to do.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-12-02
WHAT THE BACHELOR SAYS.


The newer woman gets the older
her husband looks.
II the devil tried to tempt some wo-
men theY would make an awful fool Of
him.
No married man who keeps house is
ever warm enough in the winter or cool
enough in the summer.
Most every year the women try hard
to fool the men By ringing IN Mother
Hubbards on them with some now
name.
As soon as an old bachelor shows he
knows anything about women all the
women begin to act indignant and out
ragged
A girl will always argue that she
can't wear her hair on the top OF her
heud until Mediel collars get to be the
STYLE. After that she never has bit
OF troube.-Naw York Press
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-12-02
An Eminent Physician and Scientist
Makes Free Offer to Our Men and Women Readers

and nothing t fact
Of ana
t Andra Kmer icccyuf the hearty endorse.
Of
kidney and bladder
dut
sometimes ecnnH supply with
N
Bghs which In met only advanced kidney trouble
than anything else for there Is no disease 80 prevalent aud
r u
troubles often without benefit that they get
knowing what the disease or what mates % at there aH Qnc,-
ret aside
hr' sediment or act9p Convincing evidence nt your
looks pale elow 9G The ct wcl ana sometimes the heart n
extraordinary realized
anud the wonderful Of Tho most distressing cnoa
suuco1tl u D Klmrs Swhmpu been In QlcdN
and bladder troubles that " wh to Pyo 7 wonderful
bottle valuable BOOK 10Th absolute
mail
Nnhn uu be generous this liberal and knowing
du " the uuduhtc efficacy NJ swamp Root our tlu ave hv TO NH
their address Dr. klrct
C0. nlnghnmpon The regular FSca o. % remedy mnf u hee,
dollar Tho th0t tins LIBERAL
Tor IN ihl u guarantee OF commences
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-12-02

The announcement that the Falls City
Republican club, of Louisville, KY, will
send committee to Columbus, Ohio, to
work against the election Of Mr. Hanna
to the senate, should have just the con-
trary effect TO what 1t Is intended to
have, We mistake the temper of Ohio
Republicans, even of those who may be
opposed to Mr.. Hanna, IL they do not re-
sent this interference with their family
affairs by local organization from an
other state,
We very much doubt II the history of
politics in this country furnishes another
such case of impertinence. The grlev-
ance against Mr.. Hanna Is that he did
not, as chairman of the national Repub-
llcan committee, recognize the particular
faction of Kentucky Republicans repre-
scented by this club. What right has the
club to send a committee to the Ohio
state capital to assist the state legisla-
ture In its constitutional duty of select
ing a senaor? Ohio IS not concerned in
the clubs grievance against Mr.. Hanna.
These oficious gentlemen, who repre-
sent a faction of Kentucky politicians,
should be invited to remain at home.
Ohio Republicans are able to select a
senator without any such display of i'm
,proprlety on the part of the representa-
tives of another state, 1t is more than
likely that the performance OF these
Kentucky gentlemen will react against
them.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-12-02

Senator Teller declares he and his sill
Yer crowd in the senate win oppose any
currency measure thar does not involve
a complete surrender 10 the free and un-
limited coinage of silver at the ratio OF
l6 tol l, This shows the Rarrowness and
the fanatlclsm of the sllverItes one
year ago the people OF this country voted
overwhelmingly against Teller's propo-
eitIon and in favor OF reform that
would guarantee sound currency Now
we find the defeated theorists, represent
Ing pocket boroughs of the west and the
owners of silver mines. serving notice
that this verdict OF the people shall not
be carried out; that they win blockade
the accomplishments of anything which
does not contemplate the adoption of the
very thing the American people declared
they did not want and would not have,
The peoples will Is to be blocked by
men whose theories are discredited by a
vote OF the people, When the country is
In need of better currency system, one
which will improve confidence and render
present safe conditions more permanent,
these selfish theorists are willing to block
the way and defeat that which the coun-
rty demands. The reason Is plain, They
know that the carrying out of the pro-
gramme for the improvement of our
monetary system means death to the sill
Yer craze; 1t will remove dangers and
close the mouths of aSltatos. That is
why the silver senator's propose to block
theway to reform,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-12-02

We Offer One Hundred Dollars Re-
ward for any case of Catarrh that can
not be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
+. j. CHENEY & C.. Props. Toledo, o.
We the undersigned, have known r.
]. Cheney for the last fifteen years, and
believe him perfectly honorable in all
business transactions and financially
able to carry out any obligations made
by their firm.
WEST & TRUAX, Wholesale Drug
glsts, Toledo, O.
WALDING, KINNAN & MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken inter
nally, acting directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system.
Price, 75c. per bottle. Sold by all drug
gIsts, Testimonials free.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-12-02

No, Mr.. Register, the IntellIEencer is
neither "vindictive" nor Savage" over
the defeat of the refundIng ordinance.
II simply told some plain truths regard
Ing the methods Of the opposition, which
were OF common knowledge. Only this
and nothing more. 1t is not the Intclll-
genocrs fault II the truth hurts and
causes you to become warm under the
collar"
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-12-02

gold, and Is guarded more rlgidly SO
short-sighted is human greed.--BaltI-
more American.
The governor Of Arkansas has Joined
the governor Of Georgia in crusade
against football, In the meantime.
lynehing parties are the proper caper
In both s.--Wilminston News,
The testimony taken in the Fort
Sheridan oourt-martial would Indicate
that Captain Lowering would ut a va
cancy on Butcher Weylers staff as
neatly as II he had been built for 1t by
measure.-Denver Post
The women could settle the whole ar
fair by refusing to purchase or wear
sealskin garments. but there is no use
in talking about miracles in this age OF
the world.-Kansas, City Star
As yet comparatively little is heard
of the Christmas tree industry, but af-
ter little 1t will be seen branching out,
-fAllauelphla Times.
II anybody else in the empire is han
kerIRg to stand UP and let people throw
things at him, Mr., Badenl is perfectly
willing that he should take the job
Chicago Record.
Life is a study No sooner is the
Thanksgiving turkey paid for and eat
en- than we have to begin to hustle for
the Christmas goose, And where are
We at when all is done?-Pittsburgh
Times,
When Coxey gets his party which
proposes TO put everybody to work well
under way look out for a bolt by Son
in-iaw Carl washington Post.
eating plenty of onions" says an
authority, will give one a fine COM
plexlon." Yes, and the freedom of the
car, too.-ChIcago News.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-12-02

IN regard to the merits of Dr. Sloan's
valuable Remedies, too much cannot be
said. DR.. Earl $. Sloan, the sole propri-
etor and manufacturer Of these reme-
dies. has his laboratory and offices in
Boston, Mass. and the large shipments
sent out from there are. in themselves,
n good testimonial Of the growing de-
mand of his medicine. Trade supplied
by VIM. schwertfeger, TAG Main street,
Wheeling w, Va
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-12-02

Little Haytl has astonlshed the diplo-
mats by the firmness of her reply to
Germany, considering the difference in
the size of the two powers. However, 1t
is now announced that Germany will not
send warship to Haytl, and 1t is gener-
ally believed that American influence
had something to do with the decision
The incident is not likely to result in
anything more serious than the with
drawal of the German charge d'affalres
from Hayti, that country having de-
clared him persona non grata for insult
ing the Haytan president.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-12-02

Thorn's attorney, Mr.. Howe, concluded
his argument in his clients behalf by
saying to the jury: And so 1 lmplore
you, as you hope for salvation; l beg 1t.
/ implore. and in the holy name OF JUS
tlce l demand of YOU that you give this
man the fair consideration to which he
Is entitled" Well, It seems that the jury
heard and needed Mr.. Howe's eloquent
plea, for It proceeded to give Thorn, I'm
the holy name of Justice" just what ne
was entitled to.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-12-02

Tho Washington correspondence con.
tlnuo with their good kind dirlntcrcatcd
work of constructing tie Presidents
message for him, but, while tho lntcn-
tons ore good It Il probable that the
President win produce the document
without their asB5,lnce
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-12-02

WHO can fail to take advantage Of
this offer? Send 10 cents to us for n
generous trial size. or ask your drug
glst. Ask for FMS Cream Balm. the
most positive catarrh cure. Full size 80
cents.
ELY BROS, SC Warren St, n. Y. City.
suffered from catarrh OF the worst
kind ever since boy. and l never hop
ed for cure, but Ely's Cream Balm
seems to do even that. Many acquaint-
ances have used II with excellent re-
sults.-osear ostrum, 4j Warren Ave,
Chicago III
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-12-02

of our Cuban reIatlons?"
Cuban relations? There isn't a Gu
ban on earth that Is any kin TO me, =
Chicago Record.
"You say that you felt II in your
bones that there was a burglar under
your bedg"
Eyes; you see, stuck my foot out
from under the covers. and he grabbed
it."-DetroIt Free Press.
He-The sum OF woman's happiness
may be put into three words-"I love
you"
she-And the sum of mans happl-
ness may also be expressed in three
words-"Pay to bearer" = Chicago
News,
Geraldne-I never allow man to
kiss me- unless we are engaged, but
Gsrald-But what?
Geraldine-of course, we can break
the engagement after the kiss,-Town
Topics,
MattIe-I'm so sorry, my dear, To
learn that death has robbed you of
your favorlte poodle, How can you ever
console yourself for his loss?
Helen (sobbIngly)-I don't know;
b-but s-suppose I'll ll-have to g.
get m-marrled,-chicago News.
"My wife and I have our little quar-
rels once in a while" said the man who
lives, with others, In the Pasteboard
Flats, but they are all over in n few
minutes"
I presume you mean all over the
house?" said the other man, who had
had some experience in lat life-In-
dianapolIs Journal
Mrs. Brown-so Mrs. Jones is nearly
dead from insomnia? What is the cause
OF It?
Mrs. Smith Gndlgnantly)-whv, her
husband Is the cause OF it, He talks in
his sleep. you know, and she has 10 lie
awake all night trying to md out what
he is saying, poor thing!-Judge.
Tramp-Please, mum, can't you help
n poor man wild large family, mum?
Me wife an children are starvin', mum,
Benevolent Lady-Good gracious! I'll
go see them at once.
Tramp-If y'd please give me ten
cents, mum, Id
Benevolent Lady-Take me TO them,
quickly. There is not a minute to lose.
MY! my! Where are they?
Tramp-Please. mum, it's too Tar to
walk They're-they're in the old coun-
try, mum.-New York Weekly.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-12-02

Ina report Of il Richie county school,
published In the Richie Standard, thir-
teen pupils are reported perfect, and ten
Of them are brothers aud dstars OF one
family That mus, DO a particularly
bright family, but Rl!ehIe county can
boasL Of moro lual lIkh 4.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-12-02

~ WAS run over By a lumber wagon.
Did not expect 10 live. Was terribly
bloated My friends bathed me with
Or. Thomas Electric Oil, and I was
cured. We have great faith In Thomas
Eclcctrlc OIL" Mrs. VIM. f. Babcock,
Norvell, Micn.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-12-02

T WAS completely covered with
sores. Every limb in my body aehed.
Had been sick Tor five years, Doctors
could do me no good. Most OF mo time
was spent in bed; was complete
wreck Burdock Blood Bittcrs have
completely cured INC In three months"
Mrs, Annie Zocprn, Crookstown, MINI,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-12-02

The New England Gas and Coke Com
pany has closed a twenty year contract
for the delivery of 100000 tons of Nova
Scotia coal yearly in Boston. and the
right to receive 100000 tons ait the same
figure. And yet there are some free
traders who rldlculed the ldaa that Nova
Scotia was a competitor in the eastern
markets of American coal when they
wanted to put coal on the free list. This
coal comes into direct competition with
Maryland and West Virginia coal.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-12-02

Kentucky beats the country for fac
lions Not content with political factions
galore, the state Is torn up in its social
circles over a question between the par
tIsans of two of the blue grass states
fairest daughters, as to which faYorite
shall have the honor of christening the
new warshlp Kentucky. We trust that
no revolvers will be drawn in the settle
ment OF the controversy.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-12-02

Sunday, December 5, the Baltimore &
Ohio will sell excursion tickets at very
low round trip rates, from Grafton and
intermediate stations, to Wheeling,
leaving Grafton at n. m, arriving at
Wheeling at 1910 q. m. Returning, leave
wheeling at 4A5 y. miTickets good re-
turning only on date OF sale, For fur
Their information, see small bills.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-12-02

Two little feet upon the stairs.
Two little arms were open wide.
Two little hands would bar tho way
IRVING to reach from side to side.
with smiling chances, two brown eyes
Look up to mine in the softoned light
The sweet child voice In answer tells
Why / must own her playful right
"Dls Is a love-brldgc papa says,
Dis Ia the gate, my arms 80 wide.
Div me kiss as YOU 20 through,
III div # back OH the other SIDE"
/ bend to give my kiss, and think
or the "love-bridgc" across lies sea,
Where the gate Ia q fathers arms,
Wiling to open wide FOR me-.
When the treasures swept from my sight
When tossed and turned by wind and
tide,
Have passed the gate, and he will give
Thorn back to mo on the other side
boston Globe.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-12-02

trying to deceive the coiored people of the
Kanawha valley all It pleases. It's eff
forts win be fruitless,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-12-02

GThc INTELLIGENcER embracing its
several editions, is entered in the Post
once at Wheeling, W. Va, as second-class
matter.l
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-12-02
PASSING pLEAsAHTRIEs

Miss Dorothy, what is your opinion
of our Cuban reIatlons?"
Cuban relations? There isn't a Gu
ban on earth that Is any kin to me,
Chicago Record,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-12-02

Postage Prepaid.
Daily SIX Days I'm the Week. YsAr.s5.2O
i Daily, Six AGO
: Daily, Three 400
Daily Three Days. IN the Weels) ,,,...,., 900
Daily Two Days IN the Week, ..... 400
Daily (One Monthly ..........,....... As
Weekly toMs Year in AdVanrr) ..,.,.,,.- 100
Weekly six Months ,....... ...,.......,,.. 60
THE DAILY INTELLIGENCER Is deliv-
cred by carriers in Wheeling and adj
jacent towns at 10 cents per week.
Persons wishing to subscribe to THE
DAILY INTELLIGENCER can do so
hy sending In their orders TO the In
TELLIGENCER office on postal cards
or otherwise. They will be punctually
served by carriers.
Tributes of Respect and Obituary Notices
50 cents per inch,
Correspondence containing important
news solicited from every part Of the
surrounding country.
Rejected communications will not no re-
turned unless accompanied by SUFFICIENT
postage.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-12-02

nor RENF-iii6 MAIN STREET, -.
IL occupied by l.. Berischy a. A0R
ture store. Can have possession W,
lsgS. Apsl |
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-12-02
NEW ADVERTISEMENT,

UT ANTEp-FoUR AGENTS FosS,
w household article, Good p's M
at % Sixteenth street, 'ss' q,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-12-02

you say that you felt It in your
bones that there was a burglar under
your bed?"
Eyes; you see, stuck my foot out
from under the covers. and he grabbed
it."-Detroit Free Press.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-12-02

AN EXPERIENCED FuRYIS,,,s.
IA goods salesman can hear az aug
situation by addressing Box ~ wsa
ing, W, va. Communications viii Nv. W.
garded strictly confidential ' = \
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-12-02

gold, and Is guarded more rlgidly So
short-sighted is human greed.-BaltI-
more American.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-12-02
THE lNTELLIGENCER.
Vpshllsd Daily, r.espi suadsn BY
The InteiIisenesr Publishing Co.,
IS AND ~ FOURTEENTH sIRiEL

GsrmH Per Year, by Mail, In Advance,
Postage Prepaid.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-12-02

As yet comparatively little is heard
of the Christmas tree industry, but af-
ter a little 1t will he seen branching out,
Philadelphia Times.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-12-02

II anybody else in the empire is han
ker|ng to stand UP and let people throw
things at him, Mr.. Badenl is perfectly
willing that he should take the job
Chicago Record
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-08-29
WONDERFUL MENTROLATUM
Great Remedial Agent That Will Becom Q
Famous,

It is said that nature In the fora Of
every cline produces specific for the
diseases incident to that cline, cure
for it's every ailment. 1t Is left tomaD
to discover and apply. In plant of in
terror Africa has been lately discovered
an unfailing remedy for the fatal fever
of that latitude. The head Of theYucca
Chemical company, Of this city. in the
course of his experiments in chemistry
discovered a compound which as a cure
for pains and Inflammation has proved
wonderful 1t is an ointment to which the
company has given the name of Men
tholatum,' from. We suppose, its aromat-
ic aroma. 1t is famed hereabouts be-
cause it is sure death to chiggers, the al
laying Of irritation from the bites ot in
sects, etc. Mentholatum cures the head
ache, earache. piles, catarrh. rheuma-
tism, bruises, sores, etc. Its healing pow
ers are astonishing and seemingly never
falling A physician writing the COM
pany from a city. said that for healing
cancers ne had never found so effective
an agent as "Mentholatum." With a
little jar Of Mentholatum one could live
serenely in New Jersey. despite the size
Of its mosquitoes or the depth Of their
hiteS
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-08-29
COMING LOCAL EVENTS.

The F. S. B. c. g. Cycling club will
meet with Miss Cara Washourn, August
80, at Z O'Clock.
Members OF West Side Ida Rebekah
Lodge, No. 179. are especially requested
to be present next Friday night. In
tia ton.
The directors Of the Musical club VIII
meet for business Wednesday morning
at 10 O'Clock The chorus will also meet
for reorganization a. same time.
The German Military society viii hold
a picnic on Wednesday. September 2. in
the evening at Turner Hall. South Main
street, consisting OF dancing. drilling and
a general good time.
There will be a called meeting OF the
Home Missionary society Monday at 4
O'Clock p. m, at the church to perfect ar
rangements for their annual picnic. az
Griswoli Park, Tuesday afternoon. II.
B. Scott, Secretary.
The Young Peoples chapter ot st.
johns Will hold a special business meet
ing al the residence of the president,
Mrs. B. F. Dunn. 442 North Emporia.
Monday evening at $50 O'Clock. Every
member : urged 70 be present.
A mammoth basket picnic XII Zoe held
at Paramount on the college campus.
Tuesday, August 81, 1887. from , TO 10
o'clock p. m. 70 which the public GER
orally are invited. Holoyke Cottage. the
new dorm;,ory. viii then be open For in
specion- Wonan's Board OF Co1nseIlo-s
Next Thursday evening. September ?.
the German Military society OF the clty
riu celebrate The 9th anniversary %
the battle OF Sessr al Turner Hall On
South Main street The Newton society
has accepted an invitation AM viii be
here - have q good time with the.- Old
Gonzales Of he German army.