The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1897-07-08
Brann Shoots a Shot at Bosting.

Boston the Hub not Of art and elrInsnce petn and song hat Of uruf=.
aouaI pharaisn, cold feet and the Mu~ ga~ fad woua not accept MacDon-
mics HacclaHte because the bmzen thing wore neither .perale- nor bloom
c~a ~ 1t has gone to Nw Ynk 10 grace the Metropolitan Museum Boston wa.
no plncn for such a work Of art anyway even had her T~ndo aethetidsm and
@l"H-tc 1ncntude h~n willing to receive it How it ever orurrrd to mortal
man that a prcte~ Of Ba~ho. -bond be placed a.tnde al ind.rg can not i'm
agno S1h a statue in Boston where Goldfish gravy il the only cardiac and navy
raus the aIkahet of knowledge were Is ansrhorsic a a n umbrella under
the arctic circle " a gOndoa in n desert II was not in accord with the eternal
Gtue>. # things that thu ideaHtc "Barchante" should waste is l~auty on un.
tnwp Boston 1t suggest. me and love the .un kissed hills and nau, cham
rir- the dewey dawn. and .ubt, perfume. Of the south. when"
- rumnn rrs rrpppca 1su.
Thee lm"I~ ms us ,orasrr hymn
fu-, ,wm4 .. arHH, fr
it -isat. oH,ot the honey Of iymer'us and the riats Of the hills Of the
WING IF ra,mr- and tn, ympmac, IF the Gr~aan ages Boston sngEsts only
cent lsr cent Tract -rtetn. and Tr" Old maids who want to get married
mamma it are prevented by the scarcity Of men No wonder the Hub would
distance IF Faaol Hall yet escaped matrmony by living in stormc CELLAR dur
ing l,ap year be- expected to we'd Esantown maids after learning from this com
tf,lt ru-eutu.ut that I WOMAN might he beautiful How could q MAJ sit
him calmly down and read Browning. cry rtosram. 10 sou blu" no~d dress re
former in warn garter and golpbc. after having CARED on divinity un"tsd and
got hi. head filled with Homer Iud and Anacrons an.nous "dc~r Why after
taking un' spn'o at t" barchantf a man would walk nj Of Boston bound for
Tcus lp modern home If leauy keeping time at the ties to the tune Of
-mr airy pupb sh ano' a"a,
Tnru.b Vi" tm~ Iuvtan' oshn,
r, Haay It.raua,Han vawi"
Ilaua and wand don't rhyme very well. but poet. like saloons must have a
htoiunuc TIN Barrnante is neither immoral nor "ot~cen" despite the
d'}um Of H,anio"n 1t Is simply rprTiucuon in bronze n the most BEAUTIFUL
dining on rarb. the most cnnobNug this side heaven. the figure Of - lovely female
The lan t. whom it would suggest Al impurv thought Is made altogether of
mud and # hr brand God employed II the manufacture of monkeys There no
mon sentiment in hi. soul than IN shc bowel. of a satyr He would 81 a Duesa
ne,ry Dian and vote Minerva nuisance becaue he couldn't get hold of her
and bite her neck lie would disregard the Venus Of Mchs becnue shes dead
and SPIT upon the god like imagery Of the anchnt< Had be met Egcra in her
grtto she would have required a body guard A town that sees bsceuity in the
.lprhanc needs a nerve tonic But perhaps a bean diet is an aphrolisiac. III
McNuuuir desires to redeem h. credit with the cnhhawed B~tonc-e. he will
hrrofarth give facts TO his conceptions like those W. So at hen conventions and
Hmb that is hrgrrnt the top than at the bottom il considered ootay He must
put on each statue . pair of specs and a poke bonnet color u- equator with indigo
and ucls It's undrrining in purified panmetns Poor old Boston shes So
awmuy nice that she, internally nwsty She Ought to 0ok herself ovcr night
in cart"ie acid and employ n ~Nvengcr to decionm her intellect Iccnoclat