New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-06-05

A railroad running between oah riaN
san Rafael has established a monthly communal
49, ,o ~ :, for men and 50 for women. and
TIE right 70 make such discrimination Is now pei's
considered by the State Railroad COMMISSION
An Earthquake Efect.-The Professor-ueorse.
Tbe Profeqsor~tio out and ask that fat woman
on the & other street She dsturbs the seis-
mic needle-(Cleveland Plain Dealer
The Buffalo Commercial tells story OF nt.ie
GIRL who was greatly disturbed by the discover
,ba, her brothers had set traps to eaten Dirds
Questioned az TO what she had done IN the mater
she replied: Il prayed that the traps mlsh. Ho'
cotch the birds" Anything else? Yes sic
said: II then prayed that God would prevent lhe
birds getting into the traps, and as II 10 Iusra'e
the doctrine Of faith and works Il went ana kicheu
the traps al 10 pieces
She read her essay at the rehearsal IN eiear anu
= think said the principal that you had 0et'e~
cut Fears came anne 10 The sensitive young girls eyes
why" whlmpered. ut comes only GOWN "
She thought he meant her graduating 'i'o
cleveland Plaindea.er.
THE Burlington Hawkeye" has unearthed the
following queer postoflce report:
waterford, fulton C, lis.
July the 1856
muster fines buchanin. president OF United
sta,es-Dcr Sur Bean required by the instructions
q
that plsasip duty by reportin follows the lfar-
vostin has been goin on pretty well and most Oh
the nabobs have got their cuttin ABOUT oui "ie''
is hardly an average crop on rolhh iaIis 'ol" 10
yellowish and won't cut more than ten or hi'eeh
booshils 10 the aker the health OF the communiue
il only tocrable measils and celery nave broken
OUT in about 2 and a half miles from hear. THAR
are a powerful awaken the subjec Of religun
in the potts naborhood and meny Souls are peih
made to know they sins forgvin miss nancy smith
a necr nabor had twins day before yesterday ana
one of them is poor scraggy thing and won't live
half its days this is about all know and nave 10
report the present quarter give my respects to mrs
Buckanin and subscrib myself yous Trooy
Abigail jenkins,
p m at fulton Co lis
Where 1t was-The Returned Parshioner-And
how is dear Mr.. Poundbooks cough? Is II any
The Housekeeping. Parishi9ner-It got so bad that
sent him on trip to Palestine Just ABOUT now
Indianapolis Journal
Captain Francis Martin. OF Detroit who has
Just celebrated his nnety-seventh birthday. was
present at the funeral Of Napoleon.
She had been looking prayer;hook and had
come upon the marriage service, which she read
OF her SEX although she was still too young TO have
that absorbing interest in II that comes TO CIR
VIZ Mamma, she said at last; what does it mean
when the bride promises to her mother
could reply What inspired IDIOT ever said it
meant anything? It's Il cold. heartless bluir. -
Chicago Post.
This is The Buffalo Enquirer's' recipe for
transmitting other metals into gold Take CD
cold drawn seamless tubing (2 tool-steel bear
ings. 90 hollow rolls of rubber. ca piano wire.
() second growth hickory. Make the ingredients
into s22 bicycle and sell II FOR sloo"
The Strong Minded OneMy dear child, you
ought to join You want vote, don't You?
The Pretty One-No-o; guess voter Will Go
me.-(Cincinnati Tribune.
Two hundred Swedish servant girls in Chicago
are going TO visit the Stockholm Exposition. and
mos, of them Will go over as cabin passengers
Miss Thlrty-smth (severely)-A man should
never call on girl after drinking ,.,, ,,,,
iPuck
The twelfth annual melting Of the Western AS
ISOLATION OF Writers will be held at winona Park
Ind. June %
On s,ats;s yesterday met former SsaH WANT,
to grow rich In prairie boom town several years
ago There was tel-tale fringe at the bottom OF
hard luck why, I'm surprised. Jimmie" re-
marked. II thought you were doing well ana get
ting rich. The las, time ! saw. you everything
seemed to he coming your way. You owned about
half the town. and II was growing Ike q rush,
we ans,S @a H Tl sa
Herald
The Home Products Exposition OF Kansas City.
which opened the other day. Is great success
san Greater odds--"IIow foolish, said the good
old minister DO you not realize that the chances
''of course. | do answered the young man
who had bought a lottery ticket: And h yet ny
raised In the hearts OF the Sunday school boys
when YOU tod them nat eyeIy one 81 dhem nna
Journal.