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MARRIED.

MiLLEk-ElsTlNG--ln Seattie Man
brides mother. lal2 Fourth avsn~ v
Ezra n. Miller. Of Port GafnA,. ~
Mrs. 5. =. Eising. OF this city, Res. 81
Davis officiating.
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Seneca street. between Third and Fourth
avenues. j. n. Smith. pastor; residence,
2122 Fourth avenue. Preaching at II a. m
and p. m. Sunday school. 9:45 a. m.
Y. P. S. c. E.. Gas p. m. Prayer meeting
Thursday night.
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TheO2ODhy,

avenue Sunday Lotus circle for children
at 1890 a. m. Simple talk on TheoSophy
at p. m. Lecture AT p. m. on "Reincar-
alton the Result OF Prayer" by DR.. III. r.
Turner.
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rxapxeIfcai Association.

f;erman-Harri-on street and Taylor
avenue Rev. August Ernst. pastor. $50
Harrison street. Services morning and
eV ening.
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In basement of Seattle National Bank
building Occidental avenue and Yesler
way-Services every night at .:t5 and ev-
ery noon from Il 10 l. Thomas Rees,
chaplain.
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Christian Alliance.

The Christian Alliance meets at go r.
-, every Sunday and on Thursdays at 2 o.
m in their hall. 3oa Union street. between
T-hiri and Fourth avenues. near Arynory
hall.
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ADVERTISERS xorscR

Advertisers desiring display eAuftDD.
ments changed for the Sunday lssue M
hand In COPY ~ o'clock SATURDAY b ,
sure change.
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Gospel meetings are held every evening
al O'Clock and Sunday at IL a. m. and
an m. al 2lT Second avenue south, under
the auspices Of the Volunteers OF Amer
lea.
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EnunnsiIinu-

We are new prepared 10 DO com POSITION
fer ire trade tany measgre) f. Sonns-sii
A1oion BREWER ard Long Primer Salts
faction guaranteed. Call or address Po@s-
IaselligerSer Seattle
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SOCIETY NOTICES.

THE LADIES OF John +. Mine /.
u hail H;nckley block, on Frless -
ing. June II. The result o - I.
harvest will then be made knoss s,
MISSION free. Programme; feti
All are invited.
ATTENTIONS oressers o. AL N ~
requested TO meet at their asn ~. - ~ ~
avenue. Sunday. June 6, a. - ,ssas
10 attend the funeral OF ns ,,.v 4
John Curto. Funeral y saks -
O'Clock from Bonney 4 0sewGs suus
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Advertisements viii b feceivse =
branch Offices of the Po4-lntellleeaM
TACOMA BUREAU-No. = ks01
avenue.
PORT TOwNSEND--willam ]: y.
BELLINGHAM BAY-Nsw NDateA
o. II. Culver, Manager.
OLYMPIA-4l7s Main stfeee y
Winstanley. Agent
Advertisements under the hcoo -
Found. For Sale. For Rent ana 49, ~. y !
Wanted will be inserted Ut tne n1 !. !
cent a word each insertion 49,
ways In advance. No adveft'senss' "
ceive1 for less than 8 cent?.
NOTICE-The business 0fnee
Post-Inielligencer Is open unfu ~ !,
Sunday hours. . A. m. TO H. = - -
TO 9 D. m Cha ssifled advefuseSens
be received up TO this TINA
The following letters avail sdvs
at this office:
A. M. Nurse A.
Baker. Piano. hetne
II. N. z: -
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EMPLOYMENT wASTrO-nA ~

wANTED--By thoroleny. 80 -
and practical man. position = q. ssaEly,t
man. many years exprrien l6A;s
resident here. high r &c.,
Shoes care Post-IritesHs ~
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o o.2a n m AZ the banquet hail. Masonic
block. entrance on Pike street. All are
cordially invited.
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Mount Carmel Mission.

Meetings every Sunday afternoon ~ 2:3o
4: 2ys First avenue. All are invited. and
tree speeca allowed.
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proHressiSe Lyce I'm
MiIinarim n Resttiution.

Tho Chudren's Progressive Lyceum
meets every Sunday morning in pettfs'
b0il First avenue. al II O'Clock.
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A reward Of 80 VIII b paid fR NM
nation leading to the arrest al esae
ton Of any one stealing ecesee y
throughout tho city.
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TIE California readers or tns Pos.-fn-
IsllSsocer Wal. ind II on sale daily At
SooIeF % stationery ore rs Mar
xst street. Jus, one block up Marxet stree,
from ina Chronicle office Price &c.
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Mount Carmel Mission. No. 1865 Third
avenue. between Union and Pike streets
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Sliced bottled F.-B. 10. Aams. Delicas-
essen.
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Cumberland Presbyterian-East Cherry
street and Twenty second avenue. r. F.
Powell. pastor; residence. T0l Twenty-sec-
at Ii a. m. and y N. Sunday
school AT 12:i5 p. m. Junior Endeavor
dav school at 12:15 p. m. Junior Endeavor
at $50 p. m. i. p. S. c. L. at p. m.
Church prayer meeting Thursday, p. m.
A cordial invitation is given 10 the public
to attend these services.
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CONGREGATIONAL Churches.

First-Columbia City. Preaching at lis
a. III. and 7:30 p. m.
Kirkland-Sunday services at II a. m.
and p. m. Y. p. S. c. E., p. m. Sunday
school at II noon.
German Congregational-S Seventh av-
enue. between Pine and Olive, Services
at II a. M and 7:3o p. m. John G. Bic
gett. pastor.
Notwithstanding at II a. m. and 8
y. m. Sunday school at l. o'clock. Y. p.
s. c. F., 1:i5 p. m Prayer meeting
Thursday evening at 8 o'clock.
Edgewater-Rev. j. T. Nichols. pastor.
Services at IL a. m: and p. m; Sunday
school, 12:l5 p. M Y. L. s. G. E.. p. m.
Junior Y P. S. c. F.. Friday afternoon
at $50 Prayer services Thursday even.
ing OF each week.
Plyrnouth-Corner Third avenue and
University street. Rev. W. II. G.. Temple.
pastor; 1901 Seneca street: telephone.
Green s9l Study at house. Home usually
each day until 2 y. m. Sunday services
at II a. IN. and =. m. Morning subject.
1--WE Know That We Shall BE Like Him.
Evening. THE Ships Rudder."
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Lutheran Churches.

German Lutheran-Duwamish Mission.
Sanders hall, below Sweeney's brewery.
Services at 2:30 every other Sunday.
ENTHUSIASTICALLY avenue and
in basement. Services at II a. m. and
s p. m.
German Lutheran-Services in hall. cor
ner Main street and Minor avenue. Ser
vices every second and fourth Sunday OF
the month at 7:45 p. m. by the Rev. W.
II. Behrens, pastor.
German South Seattle Mission--In hail
near postoffiee. Sunday services every
second and third Sunday of the month at
S p. m. Sunday school every Sunday at 2
p. m. Pastors. z. Knappe. 1916 Howell
street; w II. Kurtz. 1920 Howell street.
German Evangelical. Lutheran Zion's-
Corner Tenth avenue and Stewart street.
Sunday school, $50 a. m. Sunday services
7:3o, and Jugendverein. $50. Thursday
evening. Choir practice, Tuesday. 80
p. m
German Evangelical. Lutheran. St.
corner Market s,c Main. in Rainier
Heights Baptist church, every first and
third Sunday Of the month at p. m.
Sunday school. every Sunday at 2 p: m.
Children's singing practice every Friday
at 7:30 p. m.
Swedish Evangelcal--Third avenue.
near Pike. Rev Martin l.. Larson. pastor;
residence. 1927 Fifth avenue. On Sunday.
services at iu.oU q. m ana y. III. SUNDAY
school, p M. and Bible class or prayer
meeting at .. m. On Thursday, services
at p. m. The Cent Society meet at p.
m. the first and third Tuesdays Of the
month.
Holy Trinity. English-Corner Seventh
avenue and Union street. Rev. James F.
Beates pastor: residence. 704 Pike street.
Whitsunday. Service at II a. m. No even-
ing service. Sunday school at $50 a. III.
Church council meets on Monday evening
Preparatory service 10 the Lords Supper
on the 18th inst. on Friday at p m.
Luther League meets Tuesday at p. m.
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"asnsrs band today. Madison park.
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V'asaeF's aaaa today. Madison park.
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Wagner's band today, Madisoo -.
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The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1897-04-01
The Nightly Toilet.

One should never allow ones self to
be too busy or tired to neglect the night
ly toilet. One should not simply drop
ones clothes and tumble into bed, else
neither ones self nor the clothes will
look attractive in the morning Have
plenty of hot water and a dash of CO.
logne and give your face thorough
LAYING. The result will be as refresh
ing as an hours sleep. Brush the hair
for 20 minutes, it will be glossier and
thicker for the trouble, and your nerves
will be soothed by the process. Then,
after the exercise, robe yourself in Il
warm gown and drink glass of hot
milk, weak cocoa or even hot
water, eating a wafer or bit of toast
if you like. When the small supper
is finished you will be ready to go to
sleep without any insomnia cure, and
in the morning you will waken re-
freshed and thoroughly in good humor
with yourself and your world.-Chicago
Chronicle.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1897-04-01
DRESSING TABLE NECESSITIES.
Various Articles for Making n Lady's
Toilet.

A sensible girl will not keepla lot of
but there are few articles she should
always have in convenient place.
She should have an array of glass
stoppered bottles containing alcohol,
camphor, gIycerine or vaseline, alum,
bOraX and ammonia.
a little camphor and water should be
used as a wash for the mouth and throat
if the breath is not sweet.
Powdered alum applied to fever
sore will prevent it from becoming I'M
slightly or noticeable.
Insect stings or eruptions on the skin
are relieved by alcohol.
A few grains of alum in tepid water
will relieve those whose hands perspire
freely. a few drops of sulphuric acid
in water are also beneficial for this pur-
pose, as well as desirable for washing
the feet when they perspire freely.
In addition to soap for bathing, white
CASTLE should be kept for washing the
hair. Occasionally a little borax or
ammonia may be used for this purpose,
but care should be taken in their appli-
cation, as they are rather harsh in their
effects.
\ little fresh cold cream should be
kept on the toilet table during the cold
weather, and applied to the lips and
hands every night if the skin seems at
all rough or chapped.-N. Y. Sun.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1897-04-01

Drain 80 oysters; wash by pouring
gradually over them a pitcher of cold
water; put them in a saucepan; stir
carefully until they reach the boiling
point; drain again, this time saving
the liquor. Measure, and add to the
liquor thus obtained sufficient milk to
make one pint. Put two tablespoon
fuls of butter and TWO of flour in a
saucepan; add the oyster liquor and
milk. and stir constantly until boiling,
then add a teaspooHful of salt, quarter
of teaspoonful Of pepper and the oys-
ters. Heat gradually and serve. By
adding the yollts of two eggs just before
taking the oysters from the fire and a
tablespoonful of chopped parsley after
they have been dished, you may have a
fricassee of oysters which may be
served on toast, or the plate may be
garnished with squares of toast.--La-
dies Home journal.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1897-04-01
HAD A FINE TIME.
He Was Entertained Mt Game of
Whist,


Sims is particularly busy man. Not
long since he had an old friend from
cut in the state come in to make a brief
visit. No man is a better entertainer
than Sims when he has the time, but
business is not to be neglected these
days.
Il can't possibly be with you this aft
ernoon,' he reluctantly said to the Wis
itor, but there are a lot of good fellows
over to the club that have plenty of
leisure andwill be glad to entertain you.
presume you play cards?"
Il rather fatter myself that I do"
and the gentleman from a township
metropolis looked as though it would
really be the ruination of the other fell
lows should he happen to drop into a
poker game or take time to beard the
velvet-pawed tiger in his den. OF course
he had warm welcome at the club
and it was time to start for dinner when
he returned to Sims at his place of
business. The bucolic friend looked so
thoroughly pleased that his host felt
II " iAOii Gil NOli PlllNtIOllS VI COl-
science.
Have a good time?" inquired Sims
Regular picnic. Played whist all
afternoon. Had a fellow named Biggs
FOR partner"
NO! Biggs was your partner, and
you didn't have a rough-and-tumble
fight? There's the worst crank at
whist in the state, and he has no mercy
en- a partner that makes a mistake.
Didn't he abuse you or insult YOU"
Not a bit of it. | noticed he looked
mighty sick after we'd been playing
awhile and tried to cheer him up. But
tie other fellows did all the laughing"
and he didn't rear around and swear
and call you a dwelling IDIOT or a
wooden-headed old imbecile?"
"Well, l guess not. We had a rippin'
good time. | believe he did let slip an
oath just once. 1t was my turn to deal
and let it pass. Some one called atten-
ton to the omission and Biggs said
something about the blankety BANKED
old crazy horse not knowing enough
about whist to even deal. Oh, they en-
tertained me fine. '-Detroit Free Press.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1897-04-01
MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS.
Tea is gathered from the plant fou
,

Tea is gathered from the plant four
times year.
In three years the progeny of a
pair of rats, under favorable conditions,
will number 1000.
After spending much time in dig
ging for so-called pirates treasure on
his farm, Valentine Kelly, of Clarks-
vile, Ind, found 1915.
The passing of the cyclomania be-
gan at Portland, Me-, with the exchange
by young woman of her bicycle for
sewing machine.
After sending to Europe for a
either Herman (Mo.) man was dis
gusted to receive one which had been
manufactured in his own state.
Every prudent young man in Chi
cago, when he takes lady to a theater
carries three dollars in his inside pocket
This is to pay her fine in case she re-
fuses to remove her high hat
"A snOwdrift near Dodge City, Kan,
delayed railroad train for ten hours.
The passengers could get nothing to eat
but oysters and eggs, which they found
in abundance in the express car.
DR.. Calot, an Italian physician, prac.
ticing at the Rothschild hospital in
Ferk-sur-Mer, France, has succeeded in
Strengthening 81 hunchbaclss. All those
operated upon were children, and in no
case has he failed to remedy the de-
formity.
The walters of New York city have
banded into a society and are agitat-
ing the question of home for old and
disabled walters. They say that after
a man has done that work until he is
80 his legs give out and he loses his
job because he cannot move fast enough
and wait on sufficient number of Gus
toners.
"A burglar in Bristol England, failed
to open "a safe in a commercial estab-
Hshment, so he made tea, opened a box
OF good cigars and passed the last hours
OF 1896 in quiet conviviality. Then, us
ing the office paper, he wrote a polite
letter to the proprietor thanking him
for his hospitality and wishing him a
happy New Year.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1897-04-01
FASHION NOTES.
New Notes on Dressy Details of Le-
dies Costumes.

dies Costumes.
A handsome hat has a low crown and
moderately wide brim Slightly rolled
up at both sides. The edge is bound
with velvet, and there are thick lunches
of velvet roses sewed close under the
brim next to the hair. The trimming
is cluster of loops of velvet ald wide,
heavy ostrich plumes that sweep over
and entirely conceal the crowd of the
hat and droop over the hair at the back.
Colored handkerchiefs are coming
into fashion. They are elaporately
embroidered, and many of them are
very expensive. One of the new pat
terms is line of butterflies extending
from corner to corner. Another has
half a dozen butterflies in one corner;
others have two or three in eaeh of the
corners. There are also fancy-bor-
dered handkerchiefs and those with
wide hens. One of these latteris close
ly embroidered with eXcellent\ imita-
ton of the honeybee.
A novelty veil is about thred yards
long. The middle of it is placed iround
the front of the hat and over thu face;
then the ends are crossed at thd back,
fastened with a jeweled piH and
brought down on either side of tie face
and tied in large bow under thu chin.
The loops are fastened with sticj pins.
On some faces the effect is y snetty.
A new hat is turned down all around
in scoop shape. The crown is rather
high and narrow, and is trimmed with
bands of fancy velvet set round and
round. At one side of the crown is a
large clusterof ostrich tips, the quilts of
which are concealed by rosette OF
velvet.
A natty little bonnet has a high
peaked crown and is surrounded by
puffs of velvet. At the front are prince
of Wales feathers, and around the sides
OF the bonnet are large plumes. The
back turns out slightly over the hair
and is finished with band of crushed
roses.
\ pretty bonnet is a cap shape. 1t is
made of passementerie over velvet. The
brim is edged with fur, and the trim
ming consists of large poppy-shaped
flowers made of crimped silk surround
ed by velvet. Aigrettes and a simple
curling ostrich tip complete the trim
ming.
a neat and rather trying hat is OF
white velvet. 1t is bound with ruby
velvet, and loops of velvet ribbon are set
edgewise around the crown. At the
back is large fan-shaped trimming OF
aigrettes and bird-of-paradise feathers
\ snug little toque is made of yellow
velvet topped and twisted over frame
The trimming is a wreath of yellow
asters with black centers, and stand
ing plumage of bird-of-paradise feath-
erS.
Among the novelties in wells are those
of very great size, which cover the en-.
tire face and are drawn under the chin
N. Y. Ledger.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1897-04-01
MY NEIGHBOR.

sing a man, God bless his namel
A man of honest labors:
Unknown to fortune or to fame,
But loved by all his neighborS.
No strange or philosophic creed.
No doctrines hard to cipher.
For which so many fight and bleed
And which so many die for,
Could fill his peaceful soul with strife;
They left him as they found him;
His sole philosophy of life
Was-love to all around him!
All hail this man unknown to fame,
This man of honest labors;
OH did the world but know his name
And love it as his neighbors!
No grass could grow beside his grave,
Though guards Of iron bound it,
For loving feet would quickly pave
A beaten path around it.
Babson Soule, in Chicago Record
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What She Wanted to Know.

A certain minister, who is not always
so careful as he ought to be in making
his teaching and his practice CORE
spond, was lately telling some friends a
story of adventure. 1t was a pretty
tall" story, and the minister's ten
year-old little girl was observed to be
listening to it very intently. When he
finished she fastened her wide-open
eyes upon her fathers face, and said,
very gravely: as that true, or are you
preaching now, papa ?''-Tit-Bits
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1897-04-01

Employer-John, you were drunk
last night. | have waited until you
were sober before intlicting the penalty
il order that you might know what you
were punished for. You are dis
charged.
Servant--Don't you think you are
making a mistake, sir?
"A mistake! What do you mean?"
"Why. it seems to me that you ought
to have discharged me when l was
loaded. boston Courier.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1897-04-01

For slender form fetching front is
shown with velvet lace insertion and
wooden dress goods; or narrow beading
can take the place of the lace if pre-
ferred, the jeweleA beading or bands
being in high favor and stylish withal
This unique design has round waist
with surplice front Tapped at the waist
line after being gathered at the arm
holes and shoulders. Crush collar of
silk the color of the dress goods or of
velvet or of changeable taffeta combin-
ing the two tones. Five rows of inser-
ton on the fiat vest part. Revers of
velvet sharply pointed on the lower
edge and corselet belt three inches
wide fastening under a jaunty bow on
the right side. The waist fastens down
one side before the surplice fullness Is
Tapped over.--American Queen.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1897-04-01
Then He Proposed.

They had looked soulfully into each
others eyes for some time, but some
how he didn't seem to come to the
point. Then suddenly he made discov-
cry.
You have your mothers beautiful
eyes," he said.
She felt that the time had come To
play her trump card.
Il have Also" she said, my fathers
lovely checkbOok."
Inside of 80 minutes their engage
ment was announced.-Chicago Even
ing Post.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1897-04-01

"Mr. Gibbons" said the teacher of the
class in rhetoric, point out the absurd
ity in this figure of speech: AT this
time the Emperor Frederick hatcAed
out scheme etc.
1T seems to me all right" replied the
young man, after some reflection.
at does? Explain, if you please, how
he could have Matched out scheme"
well, he might have had his mind
set on it."-Chicago Tribune.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1897-04-01

"At a time when there is so much
hunger and starvation in the world"
unused Weary Walker, 1T would i'll
become me to add to its sum"
Whereupon he distracted the boiled
ham from the pantry window and pro-
ceeded to relieve the most serious case
of distress within his immediate knowl-
edge.-Chicago Journal.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1897-04-01

LET us send that fellow who slut
ters so badly to Jones' wife to tell her
that Jones is dead"
"Wha; do you want to send him forP"
"He will naturally be able to break
the news better than any of the rest Of
us."-N. Y. Journal.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1897-04-01

Little Chris-Does your governess
get i'll on mince pies?
Little Kate-I don't know! Why?
Little Chris-'Cause mine does. At
dinner to-day she said: IF you eat any
more of that pastry, know you'll be
ill.," So she must nave been so herself.
london Punch
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1897-04-01

First Chicago MAXWELL, I've spent
every cent of my wife's money.
Second Chicago Man-What are you
going TO do about it?
Il suppose | shall have to get mar
ried ain."-Detroit Free Press.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1897-04-01

Foster-I read of a man, recently,
who brought suit for damages against
a newspaper which printed an article
that caused him mental anguish"
Trotter-You don't say-was it
tariff editorial, or an original poem?-
Harlem Life.