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Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1897-08-13

We offer One Hundred Dollars
Reward for any case of Catarrh that
cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh
Cure.
F. j. CHENEY & Co. Props, Toledo,
Ohio.
We, the undersigned, have known
F. j. Cheney for the last Is years,
and believe him perfectly honorable
cation made by their firm.
WEST y TRUAx, Wholesale Druggists,
Toledo, Ohio.
WALDING, K1NNAN g. MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken in
ternally, acting directly upon the
blood and mucous surfaces of the
system. Price 75c per bottle. Sold
by all Druggists. Testimonials free.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1897-08-13

Nebraska was to have been shun-
ned by eastern capital should Bryan
carry the state. Bryan did carry the
state and the republicans were rout-
ed out of the state house, and now
eastern capitalists are falling over one
another in their wild desire to invest
their wealth in Nebraska enterprises.
Nebraska could we'll afford to stand
the "blighting influences" of a few
more such elections.-Schuyler (Neb)
Herald.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1897-08-13

A scientific exchange gravely says,
"Only twenty-four white elephants
have been captured since the CON-
mencement of the Christian era. The
Iowa g. o. p. had Secretary McFar-
land; will some one please name the
other twenty-three?-Des Moines News.
The democrats had Grover Cleve-
land; there is twenty-five to name
vet
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1897-08-13
On to the Kooteuat.

On to the Kootenat..
The call of 1897 is con to the Kootenat", the
wonderfully rich mining country of Montana,
mines of gold, copper. lead, iron. etc., have
been discovered during the last year or two and
new towns and industries established. The
In 20 months. Maps and descriptive matter of
entire territory with synopsis of mining laws of
both countries, sent free by f. l. Whitney, G.
MINI. ''
Where Are We At.
This question perplexes the whole business
world. People Interested in the Northwest can
Obtaining neS up date maps and maeh eaIs'
able reference and descriptive matter, sent to
any address for Is cents in stamps by +. I.
way, st. Paul, MINI.
A Summer Trip on Inland Seas.
ut is indeed the trip of a lifetime" said a lady
traveller who had enjoyed the tour Of the Great
Lakes between Duluth and Buffalo. Are you
earth? 2,l0O miles on the greatest volume of
fresh water on the. globe and all within the
limits of the United States; or that 1t Is the
greatest highway of commerce in the world.
more important point is the excellence of the
service on the palatlal and exclusively passsn-
ger steamships ..North-Wes and North
Duluth to the 500. Mack mac, Detroit, Cleye-
land and Buffalo Semi-weekly trips each way:
No danger from IS seasickness on these ships Of
largest on the lakes steel built with non explo-
sive boilers. water tight compartments and
water ballast. The engineering department is a
study, and the entire internal arrangement of
each ship is a model. Meals are served on the
restaurant plan from five .bills-of-fare during
the day and evening. Ask your local ticket
agent about it or write to f. I. Whitney, q. p.
Il I. A., g. N. Ry., st. Paul, MINI.
Lake Minnetonka.
Hotel Lafayette, Minnetonka Beach, MINI.
an hours run with frequent trains from ST
Paul and Minneapolis. will open June 25th for
the season of 1897. The largest and most
attractive summer resort in the Northwest All
modern conveniences. Accommodations for 1000
guests. Every window faces the water. Steam
ers, yachts. and row boats. Fishing. bathing,
bicycling, etc. Daily orchestra concerts. ParlOr
dress L. V. Holcombe. st. Paul. MINI.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1897-08-13

There are fifty positions to be filled
by appointment in the congressional
library at Washington and there
have been 1000 applications filed, or
40 applicants for each job. 1t makes
cheap men to have 14O after one job
whether in office, or other employ
ment.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1897-08-13
Surgeon G., NJ. g. st. P. Ry:
wonderful South Amer,can Blood Cure

Quickly dissipates all screfulous taints in the
system, cures pimples, biotches and sores on
the face, thoroughly clcanses the blood OF
boils, carbuncles, assesses and eruptiOnS
render the skin clear. young and beautiful. II
you would escape blood poison with all Its
train of horrors do not fail to nse this master
ly blood purifier, which has performed such
stupendous cures in all cases of shattered con.
st1tution and depravity of the blood, Bad
health signifies bad blood.
Sold by DR.. ]. j. Cemmer, Druggist. Cresco
Iowa. 33y1
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1897-08-13
Experience Enough.

II might give you place as floor
walker" said the merchant to the ap.
plicant for situation, "if you had only
any experience"
well, sir" replied the seeker after
work, II am the father of ten children,
including three sets Of twins. Louis
Vile Courier-J ournal.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1897-08-13
To Consnmntives

AS an honest remedy, Foley's
Honey and Tar does not hold out
false hopes in advanced stages, but
truthfully claims to give comfort and
relief in the very worst cases, and in
the early stages 10 effect cure.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1897-08-13
Everybody Says So.

Cascarets Candy Cathartic, the most Won
derful medical discovery Of the age, pleas
ant and refreshing to the taste, act gently
and positively on kidneys, liver and bowels,
cure leadaohe, fever, iabitual constipation,
and biiousness. Please buy and try box
of e. G. G. to-day; TO- %, SO cents. Sold and
guaranteed to cure by all druggists.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1897-08-13
Ladies Can Wear Shoes

one size smaller after using Aliens Foot-Ease
a powder to be shaken into the shoes. 1t makes
tight or new shoes feel ,easy gives instant re.
comfort discovery of the age. Cures and pre-
vents swollen feet. blisters. callous and sore
spots. Aliens Foot-Ease is a certain cure for
sweating, hot, aching feet. AT all druggists and
shoe stores, csc. Trial package FREE by mail.
Address, ALLEN S. OLMsTED, LIE Roy, N. Y.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1897-08-13

A Kentucky editor announces: "a
first class paper, entered as second
class matter in a third class post
office" Evidently an organ of the
clasaas
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1897-08-13
AUSTIN, MIMI, August 10, 1894.

AUSTIN, MIMI, August 10, 1894.
To WHOM 1T MAY CONCERN: This
is to certify that | have used Hazle's
Capsules, with beneficial results, for
and neuralgia. They are
perfectly harmeless, containing no
opiates of any description, and
would cheerfully recommend theul to
any person suffering from either of
the above troubles. Yours,
G. H. JOHNSON, NJ. d.
Surgeon c., NJ. g. st. P. Ry:
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1897-08-13
Ralief in SixHnnrs

Distressing Kidney and Bladder diseases re-
ieved in six hours by the .'NEw GREAT SOUTH
AMERICAN KIDNEY CURE" This new remedy
lisa great surprise on account of its exceeding
promptness In relieving pain in the bladder,
kidneys, back and every part of the urinary
passages in male or female. 1t relieves retcn-
ton of water and In passing 1t almost immedi-
alely. II you want quick relief and cure this
is your remedy.
Sold by Dr.. j.J. clemmer, Druggist, Cresco
Iowa. - 33y1
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1897-08-13
There is a Class of People

ly there has been placed In all the grocery
stores q new preparation called GRAIN-O.
made of pure grains, that tokes the place Of
Coffee The most delicate stomach receives it
without distress, and but few can tell it from
coffee. 1t does not cost over u as much. Chit
dren may drink it with great benefit. 15c and
25c per package, Try it. Ask for GRAIN-O.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1897-08-13
When You Take Your Vacation

the most necessary article to have
with you(after your pocket book ),is a
bottle of Foley's Collie Cure. 1t is an
absolute prevention or cure of oil de-
rangelnents of the bowels caused by
a change of water. You are likely to
need ii.
Sold by j. j. Lowry.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1897-08-13

Thousands suffer from Catarrh or
cold in head and have never tried the
popular remedy. There is no longer
any excuse, as O 10 cent trial size of
Ely's Cream Balm can be had of your
druggist or we mail it for 10 cents.
Full size so cents.
ELY BROS, Sc Warren St., N. Y.
City.
A friend advised me to try Ely's
Cream Balm and after using it six
weeks ! believe myself cured of
catarrh. 1t is most valuable
remedy.-Joseph Stewart, 624 Grand
Avenue, Brooklyn, IN. Y.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1897-08-13

Just as soon as John D. Rockefel-
Ter can secure deed OF trust to that
lake OF oil in Alaska he will found a
few more universities with professors
who think according to note.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1897-08-13
Tried TO Be Cheerful.

The Minister'S yTife-rm afraid that
Mr.. Sllinflint doesn't realize that the
Lord loves a cheerful giver.
The Minister-Oh, don't know. The
less he gives, the more cheerfully he
gives it.--Broolxlyn Life.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1897-08-13
Don't Tobacco Shit and Smoke Your Life Av.r.

To quit tobacco easily and forever, be mag
netic, fun of life, nerve and vigor, take MOTTO
BAG. the wonder. worker. that makes weak men
strong. All druggists, SOC or 81. Cure guaran-
teed Booklet and sample free. Address
Sterling Remedy Co, Chicago or New York
Or. Niles Pain Pills cure Neuralgia.
Or. Miles Pain Pills stop Henaacue.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1897-08-13

The farmers may not be expert
literary critics, but the price of
wheat is a cereal story of great in
terest, just now, to them.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1897-08-13

The goldite trustees of Brown Uni
versity should change the college yell
to Done Brown since Rockefeller
has failed to send in that million.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1897-08-13

New York's latest boom in business
has been among the undertakers.
They are said to be working up
good tsuiff' trade.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1897-08-13
Try Grain-O! Try Grain-O!

Ask your Grocer today to show you a package
of GRAIN-O. the new food drink that takes the
place of coffee. The children may drink it with
out injury as well as the adult. All who try it,
like it. GRA1N-O has that rich seal brown of
Mocha or Java, but 1t is made from pure grains,
and the most DELICATE stomach receives it with
out distress. a the price of coffee. 1hc and csc
per package. Sold by all srocers.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1897-08-13

Secretary Sherman gives evidence
of possessing unusually sound judg-
ment. He is not going to Boston,
after all,
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1897-08-13

They are taking whisky out to
klondyke in pints and finding gold
there In quartz.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1897-08-13

Dingley forgot to put tariff tax
on free speech, but the trustees of
Brown University have amended that
error.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1897-08-13

Speaker Reed is aboard a yacht,
and, no matter how calm the sea is,
there's "heavy swell' on it all tile
time.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1897-08-13

drop of medicine during the pest two years.
Under these circumstances I cannot do
otherwise than recommend 1t to Others"
Friendship, N. Y. W. SCOTT, NJ. D.
DR.. Miles Remedies are sold by all drug
gists under positive guarantee, first bottle
benefits or money refunded. Book on Heart
and Nerves sent free to all applicants.
DR.. MILES MEDICAL CO., Elkhart. Ind.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1897-08-13
STAGE ROUTES.

STAGE ROUTES.
Florencevie, Granger, Bristol, Greenleafton,
Prairie Queen and Preston-Stage leaves daily,
except Sunday, at 1880 a. H.. arrives at Gp. In.
leaves daily . except sunday, ' at 1:so p. m,
arrives at 6 p. M.
Davis Corners, Saratoga and Ricevillc-Stage
leaves daily, except Sunday. Up. m; arrives
at IL m.
Wednesday and Friday. at a. m, and arrives
Tuesday. Thursday and Saturday at sp M.
A. D. PATTERSON. 2. NJ.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1897-08-13
Dangerous Drinking Water.

Dangerous Drinking Water.
Death turks in impure Water. 1t
breeds diseases often in epidemic
form.
The first syptom is looseness of the
bowels. These diseases are checked
by taking Foley's Collie Cure.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1897-08-13
Heat
SUMMER COMPLAINTS

in Adults and Infants will be promptly
cured by
Severa's Cholera and Diarrhoea Cure
will save your children. Price s5 and SOC
For sale at j. j. Lowrys.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1897-08-13
Postal Clerks, Lives.

The families of the five postal clerks
killedin the wreck of the Wabash train
near Missouri City, Mo-, held consul
tation with one of the legal representa-
tives of the Wabash. The object of the
conference was to determine what
fnancialsettlementt the company would
make with the families of the unfor-
tunate clerks. No definite propositions
were made by either side, and the mat
ter will be discussed at another confer
ence to be held in few days. The adj
justment of these fatality claims prom
Uses to develop into most interesting
legal case. One of the unique features
of the case, if it is brought into court,
will be the claim set up by the railroad
company to the effect that the accident
was caused by extraordinary convul-
sions of nature, which could not only
be not guarded against, but which
could not be foreseen. Inspection Of
the road is said to have been frequently
made, but the torrents of rain which
caused the wash-out of the bridge are
said to have come so suddenly that rea-
sonable caution could not have pre-
vented the accident. assistant United
States Attorney Coles said that the fam
lilies or heirs of the postal clerks who
were killed have the same basis upon
which to institute suits for damage as
would the legal heir of any other person
who might have been killed under sim
liar circumstances. Postal clerks, in
my opinion" said Mr.. Coles, "are pas
sengers in the legal sense. when such an
issue arises. The government pays for
the hauling of the mail cars, and the
price paid for this service includes, of
course, the transportation of the postal
clerks. The case is exactly the same
as though paid railroad company to
haul me and party of friends in spe-
cial or private car. Of course, if the
company's employees cannot be proved
guilty of negligence or carelessness, no
damages can be recovered. The con-
siderations which enter into case Of
this kind are many, and are for jury
to pass upon"
James Lane, who celebrated his one
hundredth birthday anniversary last
March, is said to be one of the enthusi-
astic bicycle riders of Chicago. He as
serts he is the oldest wheelman in the
world, and every pleasant afternoon he
can be seen "scorching" along the
North side boulevards. His grandchil.
dren and great-grandchildren have
great sport watching him. "Uncle
Jimmy" as everybody calls him, lives
with his son-in-law, Police Lieutenant
Haas, at 531 Garfield avenue. He says
it is great sport, and declares he will
take part in the next big road race.
A friend of ''Uncle Jimmy" has BIZ
cycle store, and induced him to mount
wheel and he rode over home on it.
They held him on, and when in front
of the house they called the lieutenant
and his wife out. Mrs. Haas nearly
tainted. "Uncle Jimmy" is going to at
tempt century run.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1897-08-13
A Patriotic Girls Soda,

n FUtr1OtIC UirIs SOuus
I asked her what her choice
Was, and her answer sounded true;
She said: ANY old flavor. soft
Is red. white and blue"
Detroit Free Press
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1897-08-13

had a constant flutter-
ing Of the heart and
severe palpitation and
pain in the left side.
She took three bottles
OF DR.. Miles New Heart
Cure and was complete
ly restored to health.
and has not taken q
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1897-08-13
No-To-Bac for Fifty cents.

Guaranteed tobacco habit cure, makes weak
men strong, blood pure Soc, 81. All druggists
Educate Your Bowels with Cascarets.
Candy Cathartic. cure constipation forever.
l0c. a5c Ii G. G. G. fail, druggists refund money.
Educate Your Isoweis with Cascarets.
Candy Cathartfc, cure constipation forever.
VOC, &c. II G. c. G. fail, druggists refund money.
To Cure Constipation Forever.
Take Chsearets Candy Cathartic. 10c or CSC.
II c. G. G. fail to cure. druggists refund money!
To Cure Constipation Forever.
Take Cascarets Candy Cathartic. 1oc or CSC.
II @. G. O. foil to cure, druggists refund money.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1897-08-13
Summer school Condolences.

CarIy1e says people are mostly
FOOLS"
Emerson says we are responsible for
the kind of acquaintance we attract"
Record.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1897-08-13
DIZZINESS

is only one of the danger signals that
nature uses to tell us that our kidneys
are not acting right, and that we are
in danger of Bright's Disease and
other kidney troubles. When the kid
neys are not doing their duty the pois-
on which should be filtered out of the
blood through the urine remains in the
system, and disease results. This con-
dition can be
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1897-08-13
CREsCo POST OFFICE.

General delivery open daily. except Sunday,
from a. m. to s p. M; Sunday from 12 IN. to
pm.
Daily mails going North, close at 1920 p M;
going South 2:0o p. M; night mails close at 8
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1897-08-13

uVEART DISEASE is durable. It is not
surprising that all cases are not
cured, since no physician has made
the heart special study tor quarter Of
century us DR.. Miles has done. The follow
ing tribute from a physician will be read
with interest For six years prior to taking
DR.. Miles New Heart Cure my wife was
terrible sufferer from heart disease. She
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1897-08-13
How's This!

Continued in next paper
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1897-08-13

classes.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-06-28
Wanted Her Money'sworth.

Any one who had not seen the woman
with an angry eye woDble just before she
dismounted from her wheel would have
taken her for an experienced rider: a
heroine of century runs. sass the Wash
ington Star. She strobe with majestic
confidence through the store. ard so i'm
pressed another woman that she forgot
herself and let the newcomer be waited
on first
81 suppose she said to the clerk, that
/ look rather new at bicycling. and you
thought that there wasn't much use OF
bothering about me, because L wouldn
know the difference anyhow.
The clerl. assured her to the contrary.
and said he was sure there was some
misunderstanding.
There was a misunderstanding. she
answered. II understood that When
bought this repair kit / was getting all
that a repair kit ought to contain.
Certainly he answered. Isn't II all
right?'
.iDidn't you expressly state that it con-
tanned everything that would be required
for repairs in an ordinary accident
Yes
And 1 bought it with that implied
guarantee. didn't ~
'.Undeniably you did"
And Il things didn't turn out just as
you represented them it's your business
to make good the deficiency
II suppose So
..,All right. There's you repair kit You
can either put in paper OF pms ana
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-06-28
TALES OF THE DAY.
A Man of Rigid Views.

The play of the evening was one of
those hilarious adaptations from the
French. where a staid householder of ma
ture years takes night off and makes
the most OF II in the atmosphere of cham
paign and general revelry As the per
Torrance progressed ard the fun grew
faster and more furious. the other mem
bers of the party looked al the man of
rigid views with considerable solicitation.
How would he take il? Would he get up
and go out? Might he not even rise from
his seat and denounce the performance?
But. 70, he sat there quietly enough mis-
face hXed in look of frozen intentions
and his eyes glazing through his glasses
al the spectacle beyond the footlights
However else he might regard the per-
formance. he certainly wasn't amused
Not ghost of a smile crossed his face
The others might laugh and nudge each
other. but he sat stolidly through it all
to the very fall of the curtain.
When they Were all going down the
stairs one of the party had the temerity
to ask him how he liked the show. and
the others waited with baited breath to
hear his whitening denunciation.
Why he pleasantly answered. lit was
the funniest thing l ever saw in my
liza
''B-but." stammered the astonished
questioner, you didn't laugh-you didn't
even SMILE
No answered the other. 81 didn't
laugh. because l was afraid l might lose
some of it,
And the laughter, that followed that
saliv was far more enjoyable than any
thing the play brought forth.-Kansas
CITY Journal
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-06-28
AN ARGUMENT AGAINST AN
NEXATION.

The grounds for opposing the an
nexation of Hawaii are ample and
broad, yet some base their opposition
on the most selfish and really amusing
grounds. and. were their interests in
another direction they would as readily
urge annexation as oppose it.
One reason urged against annexation
is that it would destroy the American
beet sugar industry 1t is not at ali
probable that it would have this effect.
But supposing it did, it would not be
destroyed by foreign competition; and
one American industry would only sup
plant another with the result that all
Americans would get their sugar
cheaper; and it would all be American
sugar. This would be so because when
annexed Hawaii would be American
territory. 1t is possible that in Utah
beet sugar can be produced cheaper
than in Nebraska and in California
cheaper than in Utah, and that cane
sugar can be produced cheaper in
Hawaii than beet sugar can be pro-
duced anywhere in the United States.
The American people would still receive
the benefit though an important in
dustry in some locality might suffer
some.
The destruction of-the- beet-sugar-
industry-i the United States argu-
ment against annexation can hardly be
considered a valid one. taken by itself.