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The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-04-28
CHANCERY SALE.

- By virtue of a decree OF the Circuit Court
for the County OF Houghton, i'm Chancery,
made OH the 18th day of November, A. ID. 1895
IN cause therein pending, wherein the North
ern Michigan building and lean Association
Is complainant. and Joseph A. Betzler and
Nina Betzler are defendants. Notire is here
by given that shall sell at public auction 10
the highest bidder, at the front door of the
Court House, in the Village and County OF
Houghton, Michigan, on Monday the 10th day
OF May, A. ID. 1897, at ten o'clock i'm the fore
noon all or so much thereof as may be neces-
sary TO realize the amount due to complainant.
"a specified in said decree, with costs in this
cause, the following described pieces OF land:
Lot number ten llOl, in block number five ISL
OF the Village OF Houghton. and an undivided
one-quarter OF the South half OF section three.
and OF lot number two III in section I22l. both
ThirtysiX 1851, West, in Houghton County,
Michigan.
Dated March eth. 1897
r. SKlFF Sheldon
>, Circuit Court Commissioner in and for
Houghton County. Mich
DUNSTAN & HANCHETTE
Solicitors for Complainant.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-04-28
AUGUST GHEN.
UphoI.terer and Mattress Maker.

tph0lsferer and Mattress Maker.
All kinds OF upholstery work done on
short notice in irst-class manner, and
cheaper than the cheapest. Carpets
cleaned, window draperles made, designed
and hung. awnings replaced, etc. With
ten years OF experience, solicit your pat
ronage. AL work guaranteed. Office
and shop at No. 451 Front street. Calu-
met, Mich.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-04-28
nuokIeur Arn,rr Sa,Ye.

The best salve Ia the world for wa,
bruises, sores, ulcers. salt rheum, fever
sores. letter. chapped hands chilblains.
corns- and all skin eruDtions. ano posi.
lively cures piles, or no pay required. II
lie guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction,
or money refunded. Price. % cents per
boz. For sale by D. 4. Macdonald.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-04-28
To Mine Owners and Timber Con
tractors.

For sale, in Keweenaw county, about
$50 acres of land, the standing timber
being cedar, hemlock and Norway.
Part OF this land is on the shores of Lake
Superior and about four miles from Boil
mann's lumber railroad. For particu.
lars apply at the News Office.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-04-28
Very Low Rates 10 West and south

On May and Is, the Northwestern
line will sell Home Seekers excursion
tickets, with favorable time limits, to
numerous points in the west and South
at exceptionally low rates. For tickets
and full information apply TO agents
Chicago 4 North Western railway.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-04-28
Notice TO saioonkeepers Prepare
Your BOnds

There will be a special meeting OF the
village council on the evening OF Wednes-
day, the 2sth OF April, 1897, for the pur-
pose OF approving the bonds OF those
persons intending to keep saloons, ETC.,
during the ensuing year.
BY order,
W. w. ELLIS, Village Clerk.
Red Jacket. April 10. 1897.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-04-28

Lessons in elocutiop, delsarte and
dramatic art given by Mrs. W. A. Reed
formerly Miss Alice Moore, Address
Quincy hill, Hancock, or 1894 S. Rock
land street, Calumet.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-04-28
CALUMET BUSINESS POINTERS
Fine Cider For sale.

Just received, new lot OF fine cider at
James Lisa's.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-04-28
Wall. Paper.

Imitation feathers and plain iDgrains
with fettes, friezes and ceilings to match.
SINFRT OLSON
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-04-28

We are now prepared TO do all kinds oil
plastering. kalsomining, chimney build
ing and whitewashing.
SCHINDLER x BELL,
Ar Fifth street.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-04-28
A Friend Indeed.

1--WE passed long time together, he d.
lating all the while upon the fine country
IL was in which To make money. AT length
pulled out the note and presented 10 Co
him. i shall never forget the sudden
change from wroaths of smiles to an elon-
CATION of physiognomy expressive of min
gled surprise and disgust which came over
his features on seeing that note He took
IL I'm his hands and examined il carefully;
he turned IL over and looked at it's back.
and then at its face again, and then, as IL
We're, AT both sides at once. A, last be said
in sharp tone, That's my signature and
began TO calculate the interest; that ascer.
tanned, he paid me the full amount due. IL
/ remember rightly, he paid me $40 in
Spanish doubloons, but some of IL may
have been in gold dust. u IL had not been
for this lucky incident, | should have been
pennilcss before night.
Some OF Justice Field 5 early experiences
In California read like romances. | may In
future letters quote further from his man.
uscript. WALTER WRLLMAN.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-04-28
Field A FORTY-NINER.
Early Experience of the Venera-
bic Justice.
THE GOLDEN DAYS OF CALIFORNIA.

IL Wss Indeed - sGlorious Country"-Ef-
feet of Presenting - Forgotten Note.
Money In the Nick of Time - sample
High Prices.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1897-02-21
Professor Pasteur's Tomb.

Pasteur's body has at last reached its
final resting place in the crypt of the Pas.
teur Institute In Paris The design of the
crypt has been carried out by NJ. Girault,
the architect OF the palaces to be erected
in the Champs Elysees for the exposition
OF 1900. The plan and details were sug-
gested by the son of Pasteur. after the By
zantine mausoleum of Gala PIacidia at
Ravenna.
An appropriate but curious feature of
the crypt is the mosaic ornamentation of
the vaulted ceiling. The designs, in green
and gold enamel indicate the principal
discoveries of Pasteur-sheep healed of
the rot, fowls, cows, dogs with hydropho-
bia, and the timid rabbits that have been
the useful victims of bis experiments.
The hop pattern and the vine record his
researches on fermentation and the phyl-
loxera and the mulberry leaf tell of
the remedy he brought to the silkworm's
malady.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1897-02-21
A Georgia Legislator,

The newly arrived stranger in Atlanta
started up Whitehall street in search of
information. On the corner of Alabama
street he encountered tall yellow faced
individual in a droopy coat and soiled tie
"My good SIR" said the stranger, II am
in search OF information concerning this
great State of Georgia and feel sure that
You can assist me very materially. What
is your population?"
Dunno"
WHAT kind of school system have you
here?"
Dunno"
"How about your tax rate?"
Dunno"
us your government friendly or un-
friendly to manufacturing corporations ?"
Dunno"
Lets see-how does Georgia rank among
the other States of the South in its agri-
cultural products2"
Dunno"
''Ah, you don't live there, then2"
"Yaas."
"What do you do?"
ION, I'm jest m ember of the Leeisla-
tufe. calhoun Times.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1897-02-21
THE WATER WE SHOULD DRINK
There Seems to Be No Fixed Rule
About the Quantity.

About the Quantity.
According to Professor Allen we should
drink from one-third to two-ffths as many
ounces as we weigh in pounds. There
fore, for man weighing 1853 pounds there
would be required hfty-six to sixty-four
ounces daily, or from one and half to
four pints. This the Journal of Hygiene
regards as very indefinite answer. The
amount of water required depends on the
season of the year, the amount of work
done and the kind of food eaten. In hot
eatner we require more than in cold, be-
cause of the greater loss through tho
skin, though this is in part made up by
the lesser amount passed away through
the kidneys.
If a man labors very hard he requires
more than if his labor is light. A man
working in foundry, where the tempera-
ture is high and the pers piration profuse,
not infrequently drinks three or four gal
Ions daily. II the food is slim ulating and
salty. more water is. required than if it is
bland. Vegetarians and those who use
much fruit require less water than those
who eat salt fish and pork, and often get
along on none except what is in their food.
In most cases our instincts tells us how
much water to drink far better than any
hard OF fixed rule. For ages they have
been acquiring knowledge of how much
10 drink and transmitting that knowledge
TO descendants, and if we follow them we
shall not go far out of the way. 1t is of
more use to us to know how much of 1t is
required daily. If one lives in region
where the wafer is bad, it should be boiled
and put away in bottles well corked in an
icechest, and, in addition, one should eat
all the fruit one can, if fruit agrees. Fruits
contain not only pure water, but salts
which are needed to carry on BEAUTIFULLY
the functions of life.-Medical Times.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1897-02-21
FROM GREATER NEW YORK
Bud get OF Interesting News and Gossip
About the California Colony in the
Eastern Metropolis

mediately after the convention of wheel.
men ad iourned on Friday.
Apropos, Judge Frank 81. Kerrigan,
though young in years seemed to be by
common consent the guardian of our
California delegates at Albany.
Frank W. Fuller, one of the delegates
OF the California L. A. W., did some good
work for the cause while in Albany.
Many will regret that the next conven-
ton will take place at st. Louis. Ever
since the fatal cyclone last summer the
town has seemed hoodooed.
Mike II. de Young, who recently re-
turned from Germany, was an honored
guest at the grand banquet on Thursday
night, which was given by the New York
Press Association at DeImon ico's. Hon.
Theodore Sutro, New York Tax Commits
sioner, was also an honored guest of the
occasion. Mr.. Sut-o is the brilliant brother
of Hon. Adolph Sutro, man of whom San
Francisco may rightfulIy be proud.
W. II. Fleet and Mrs. Fleet, prominent
in Los Angeles, are stopping way down
town at the Astor.
Edgar Richard has been in town since
last Wednesday.
in her handsome apartments at the Gilsey
House. She declares that she has no de-
sire to entertain to any great extent during
her husbands absence in the Hawaiian
Islands.
Every fine day she may be seen driving
through the park and up Riverside in a
very stylish turnout, looking handsome
and we'll gowned. 1 met her the other
morning on Fifth avenue giving her prize
brindle bulldog Pinko jolly little walk.
Pinko is great pet, and as he took first
prize in Paris last summer for being the
finest specimen of his class he is doubly
precious.
Mrs. Gillig may go over to Paris in early
spring; however, she is yet undecided. The
picturesque home at Larchmont she will
occupy in the summer when Mr.. Gillig
returns.
F. D. Rigginbotham, well known in San
Francisco and San Diego, is meeting with
most encouraging success as manager of
5. n. Wood & Co.'s tailoring esta blish-
ment on Broadway and Thirtieth streets.
Mr.. Higginb otham has been away from
California for just year. and says with
out hesitation that he enjoys the rough
and wintry weather of the East, for he
finds it agrees with him excellently well.
Here's rough reflection on the Thes-
plan tribe: A young man is looking sad
and uncomfortable when sympathizing
friends ask, What's the matter Bill P'
Bill shakes his head dlsconsolately, signs,
viciously bites off piece of his cigar
and mutters: "Weli, you see, Tom, l
hate to tell mother the truth about my
life; 1 hate to tell the poor old girl L m an
actor; she has always believed 1 was a
burglar" TRELLA FoLrz ToLAND.
"a Park Row.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1897-02-21

This gives an increase of $780, 600 over
1895. The most important development in
quartz mining this year will be that of what
was known as the Lane G. Hayward proper
ties, comprising twenty claims in Silver Bow
Basin, four miles from Juneau, and which
have just been bought for about $780, 900 by
Thomas Mein, now of San Francisco, and AL
fred Belt of London. Great things are ex-
pected of this property when the extensive
development planned is accomplished.
The rush of prospectors to Alaska promises
to be much increased this year. especially to
the Yukon region where new strikes are re-
ported. The neeoed warning is constantly
given that no man should go with less than
$500 and that nobody can expect to do any,
thing in less than two or three seasons. Of
course many will not heed this advice, to their
SORROW.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1897-02-21

A BETTER GRADE, EXTRA 0I.7e
SIZE, FINE BLANKET, the sDf. y
Sc so article, but our price is. per Pair
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1897-02-21

Fleet street, London, is the chief center
of the British newspaper world. 1t is
never lonely at any hour of the day or
night.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1897-02-21

HEAVY 1914 SOLID WEAVE
WHITE BLANKETS, cost the 81 IN
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1897-02-21

A UPERFINE WHITE
BLAN KET. made for very
large beds, being so inches &C IN
wide, cost SO rs to the mill, but sDU.OU
We will sell them at........... per Pair
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1897-02-21

125 dozen LADIES BLACK MACo
COTTON HOSE, extra high
spliced heels, double soles and
toes, Hermsdorf dye, our regular
SOC quality; Clearance Sale price 001o
3 pairs for $1................ OO3C
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1897-02-21

FINE WHITE CALIFORNIA
WOOL BLANKETS, fully 6
feet wide (the extra size), cost GO a.
to make S. Is, but we viii sell sDO.J0
them at. Observation-Disclosures. psr Pair
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1897-02-21

LADIES' MACKINTOSHES, in
two capes, in navy and black, &c IN
value So, will be closed out at sQOsOU
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1897-02-21
LADIES' JACKETS AND CAPES.

LADIES TAN KERSEY JACKETS
OG.0V
inedw silks handsom
oieaane
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1897-02-21

LADIES' MACKINTOSHES, in
navy and black, two capes, 60 IN
value SIS, will be closed out at sDc.OV
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1897-02-21

70 pieces 39-INCH HEAVY ALL
WOOL NOVELTY CHEVIOT.
former price 60c yard; Clearance
Sale price.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1897-01-13

THAT teacher of ours don't know
putty" claimed Tommy with a fine look
of scorn.
whats the matter with my little
boy now?"
when I told her that I tackled Jim
mic Trotter SO hard that he had to put
on a substertute, she said orter be
ashamed of meself."
Taking All the Risks.
Now, mother" said the Boston boy,
before you get down to business, let
us reason together. You only spoil
your slippers, and do me not any
good"
IN take the risks on this proceed
ing, George, my son." said the wise
Boston mother, as she took firm grip
on the slipper.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1897-01-13

"a skunk is the biggest TOOL in thu
world" says Charles o. Cappers, the
cleverest amateur trapper in Lewiston,
Maine, who can catch skunk every
night in flour barrel. All he does is
to incline an empty barrel over a stone
or something that will slightly tilt it
and drop in hunk of bread or almost
anything to bait it. Along comes a
skunk in the night; he smells the bait,
jumps into the tilted barrel, his weight
tips it up, and there he is and he can't
get out.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1897-01-13

Distinguished Chinese Guest-How
many times have you been married?
Average American Woman-Three
times,
d. G. G,-And how many times have
you been engaged to be married?
A. A. Won, thirty or more, L
guess.
D. c. G.-Ah! And how many times
were you born?
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1897-01-13

Tenant-If you don't have that roof
patched we will be drowned out.
Landlord-I'll send you down half a
dozen life preservers. Anything else?
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1897-01-13

Constipation causes more than half
the ills Of women. Barrs Glover Root
Tea is a pleasant cure for constipation.
For sale by A. Grave, Sinner, and A.
NJ. Kotzebue, Moulton.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1897-01-13

1 was nervous, tired irritable and
cross. Karl's Glover Root Tea has
made me well and happy-Mrs. e. B.
Worden. For sale by A. Grave, Sinner.
and A. NJ. Kotzebue, Moulton.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1897-01-13

my baby had Group and was saved
by ShIloh's Cure" writes Mrs. ]. b.
Marion OF Huntsville, Ala. For sale
by A. Grave, Sinner, and A. M. Kot'
zebue, Moulton.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1897-01-13

Pills do not cure constipation. They
only aggravate. Karps Glover Root
Tea gives perfect regularity to the
bowels. For sale by A. NJ. Kotzebue,
Moulton. and A. Graves. Sinner.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1897-01-13
and A. NJ

Johnny-Mr. Lighthead, my sister
treats you better than she does me.
Mr.. Lighthead-Why do you think
so, Johnny?
JOHNNY heard her tell ma, she
gives you lots of taffy, but she never
gives me any.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1897-01-13

Captain Sweeney, U. S. A. San Diego,
Cal, says: "Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy
is the first medicine l have ever found
that would do me any good" Price
so cents. For sale by A. Grave,
Sinner, and A. NJ. Kotzebue, Moulton.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1897-01-13

The best cough cure is Shiloh's Cure.
A neglected cough is dangerous. Stop
1t at once with Shiloh's Cure. For sale
by A. Grave, Sinner; M. Kotzbuer
Moulton.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1897-01-13

Over 200 stand of arms have been
taken from treDpassers in Yosemite
park this year.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1897-01-13
You Can Never Tell.

Mrs. Benham-Do you think he
would marry that girl?
Benham-I don't know; I married
you.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1897-01-13

Ask your physician, your druggist
md your friends about Shiloh's Cure
for consumption. They will recon-
mend it. For sale by A. Grave,
Sinner, and A. M. Kotzebue, Moulton'
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1897-01-13

Learn to say no, and 1t will. be of
more use to you than to be able TO road
Latin.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1897-11-28
IT ALL DEPENDS.

rs a man ever justified in break
ing a matrimonial engagement
he asked anxiously.
The query editor leaned back in
his chair and looked thoughtful.
1T is not so much a question of
justification, he said at last. "as it
is of the kind of cincb the girl has
on you for breach of promise.''-
Chicago Post.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1897-11-28
MR.. AsBURY PEPPERS.

What the dickens" said the cap
tious boarder, is the pale of CIV
iliZation?"
The growler. Of course" answer
ed Asbury Peppers. and even the
Prohibitionist boarder was forced
to submit the truth of the remark
Cincinnati Enquirer.
MUST HAVE BEEN A BACHELOR.
There was a man in our town
And he was wondrous wise;
He never Dragged unto his wife
About his mothers pies.
Cincinnati Enquirer.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1897-11-28
Autumn GIADNESS

They're here again-the times of joy,
OF which the poets carol,
When man less closely may employ
His mind with his apparel.
If he topcoat wears. to which
A flower lends its splendors.
Who shall suspect him though he
hitch
With hairpins his suspenders?
Washington Star.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1897-11-28
A PAYING PROFESSION.

Mr.. Million-Humphi Want to
marry my daughter? Newspaper
reporter, I understand. I never
heard Of a newspaper reporter get
ting rich.
Mr.. Quickpen-Oh. have know
of a dozen who have married heir
esses.-New York Weekly.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1897-11-28
IN CHICAGO

Mrs. Lakeside-what q magnih.
cent opportunity Mrs. MethnselAh
missed
&.s. Wabash - Opportunity fos
what?
Mrs. Lakeside-why. 90 make .
divorce record.-Town Topics.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1897-11-28
HIS SPECIALITY

''I don't know just how I would
be on the rush line" said the mule.
but there is one thing in the game
could do to perfection, the drop
kick. Every time / kick a man he
drops. Journal.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1897-11-28
A COMPENSATION.

Ethel-Tommy Prescott's mamma
is deaf. That must be awful,
Johnnle-Oh. I don't know. I'll
bet she never tells him that little
boys should be seen and not heardl
Harlem Life.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1897-11-28
IN PLAIN VIEW NOW

"Cuss ther bike. anyway" growl>
ed the museum manager. It's kill
ed our business. Who's goin ter pay
admission when they can see freaks
right on the street ?"-New York
Journal.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1897-11-28

BREAKING IT GRADUALLY.
She-And will you write 10 ne.
dearest, every day after you go back
70 the city?
Hs-Dss.ing. haven't you heard
that ink Is fun ot The most deadly
mIcrobes2-Se~ York Press.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1897-11-28

THE CAUSE OF THE ROW.
She-Do you recollect the night
that you proposed to me? / bent
my head and didn't say anything
He-Quite right. But you've made
up for IL since,-Judy.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1897-11-28
THE ONE TO NEGOTIATE.

THE ONE TO NEGOTIATE.
Coilector-If you can possibly do
go. ] should like you 10 give me $50
on account.
Old Rox-Fifty dollars on a count
Never, You might make deal with
my wife and daughter, though
Cincinnati Enquirer.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1897-11-28
At Vas SSAp

Teacher-What is meant by the
red badge of courage?"
Pupil-Wearing a red shirt waist
in the presence of a bull.-Up to
Date.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1897-11-28
PEACE OFFERINGS.

PEACE OFFERINGS.
The burning thirst l need not bear,
This yearning deep I need NOT
know,
II liquor men would only share
Devices other tradesmen know.
How gayly might a merry wight
Bring home a genial jag at eve
Were he not set by woeful fright
OF what a welcome he'd receivef
And how that fear would grow
more dim
II with each joyful drink he got
A trading stamp" were rendered
him
Wherewith indulgence might be
bought.
Detroit News.
VALID EXCUSE.
She-How is ii that you were not
at Westerd's reception?
Hell stayed away on account OF
q personal matter.
She-May / ask what IL was?
He-Will you promise to keep It q
secret?
She-YeS.
He-Wel. they failed to send me
an invitation.-Collier's Weekly.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1897-11-28
HER MEANING.

Willie-Pve proposed to Maud
Lexington three times in three
weeks and she says she doesn't
know yet whether she can marry
me or not. What does she mean?
Carrie-That she doesn't know yet
whether she can marry some other
man or not.-Town Topics.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1897-11-28

THE SLEEPING BEAUTY.
What is the book about, grand
ma?'
1T is about a girl who slept and
slept and nobody could wake her."
Was she a servant, grandma"
The Wichita daily eagle., 1897-11-28
THEIR FINISH

AAf<1Aa ~ AAHARt1s
I'm really sorry for the Firms.
II should their pride diminish
To know that all who pass them By
Can plainly see they're finish.
Up 20 Data.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1897-11-28

THE TIME FOR RESTRAINT.
Uncle Alex. why do people saW
wood and say nothing?'
Because the words a man wants
to say when he Is saving weod
would get him turned out o.
church Free Press.
FIRM TILL DEATH
Break. break. break.
On thy frozen earth. o fieid,
But though every bone In their
frames Is broke
The football fiends won't yield.
Town Topics.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1897-11-28

Potts says it's not the club that
makes him late. It's standing out
side on his doorstep for couple OF
hours trying to think of an excuse
that does it.-Ally Sloper.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1897-11-28
"A LAY PRESCRIPTION.

II am very dry" said DR.. Parssis
TO Mr.. Bloobumper.
Then let me recommend a schoon-
er for the dry doc" replied the lat
ter.-New York Sunday World.