New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-02-12
THE TlLK or THE DAY.

The live ana progressive town Of Albuquerque"
says Il citizen Of that town In "The Washington
Post" is sadly handicapped by its name The
percentage Of people outside the Territory who can
spell II is small and often II worries home man
to get 1t just right. one Of these days. when New
Mexico becomes State, we are going to give the
town shorter and easier name, the spelling Of
which there will be no chance to butcher"
Chumley-I hear one OF your freshmen pretty
badly injured the other day. How was 1t?
lIankins-Why. il was in the elOcution and ora
tory class He has such heavy voice that he
strained his back i'm trying TO raise tt University
Of Michigan Wrinkle.
Services for men only" now very common
I'm the London churches. Why for men only"
'rhe London Telegraph observes. Is not quite ap-
parent except the principle of an East Ender's
opinion OF them: Il don't mind being lectured by
a parson so long my old woman Amt about TO
ear IT," one clergyman I'm a church near Brixton
hit upon a shrewd device for Drawing congre-
ga lion recently. The service was advertised for
"men only" and the bill bore the omnous words
ladies admitted" Needless to say. curiosity led
10 a large attendance OF those who were anxious
to know something OF the doctrine usually promul-
gated 10 men only
Black Jack" Percival who was naval captain
before the war. once brought cargo or spanish
Jacks home In Il man-of-war He was In spanish
waters when the jacks were given 10 the United
the beasts aboard and sailed for New-York When
rolled back aud out OF every port there stuck a
Jacks head. Thus decked out and without sa-
handing sent post haste TO demand why Captain
Pcrcval had not saluted Il didn't salute. WAS
/ had two men twisting every Jacks tail but not
a banketed OF them would bray"'-Ohicago
Chronicle.
The STATE Of Maryland continues It's energetic
efforts 10 bring desirable immigrants into the
State Charles W. Van der IIoogt. secretary Of
til. Gtt linn Ruraau he COLI
I'm Caroline County Is prosperous. Fifty people
are 30 Join Il next week from Iowa. and Il colony
Of Canadians will arrive in the state about the
first Of next month They Will bring with them
enough money to purchase farms outright.
is Fqr O4 y !s to 7eqa b. cG WsH
owens. an educated ullblooded thoctaw Indian
who Is at the Metropolitan Hotel. 1T Is one OF
word" he added, but physicians wait until I, is
too late before they let their patients obtain the
ram tho OF Sorh who ' e to are yns
win consumption before they leave home and
lime would gain mRci ben s from the ae c re
male The ma iority of them make their headquar-
ters along the RIO Grande and IN Santa Fe and
Silver City"-tWashngton Post.
The Editor of The otwaka idaho Beacon"
plaintvsly remarks we are out OF wood. out OF
meat. Of -four. out Of money. and almost out Of
patience. We have a number OF subscribers ON
our books who have promised to pay up their sub
scriptions WIN food or fuel. but We have waited
these three. hye, nay. seven years almost and
there Is no relief in sight. Our family IL suffering
and the editors hand has almost lost its cunning
for the want Of good. square meal II some
hing Ii not done, and that quickly, The Beacon
will go out in everlasting night. and We Will have
10 60 10 work Pay ny In any old thing
A Find don't mind telling you" said the actor
who In an aicoholicaly confidential mood, that
ms brother In serving term In the Arkansas Peni-
Tertiary for stealing hcgs
Great Scott! me boy" shouted his press agent,
why have you not told me OF this before? mi have
him written up for the papers before 60 TO bed"
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