The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1897-06-12

WhIt OH tuems
DR.. w. e. STEWART, dentist
office over Rice's store.
SPRING determined not to Civ,
place to Summer until after it haC
witnessed Commencement.
EVERYTHING is pneumatic thes,
days. Commencement itself viii
show this quality in large measure
THIS is the festive season wher
the far sighted student begins to le
his hair grow for the football season
AS AN instance of the easy Job tn,
Regents are having, let us remind yol
that they worked Friday till aftel
midnight.
THE auditing committee are hare
at work now and they have quite {
lot of work, there being about l70t
bills to audit.
Or all the boys who are sad t.
leave for home, f. II. Yost is tn,
saddest. There are some of the fair
er sex who will sympathize with
him.
Why is it that Arnett and Friend
are always late at their meals? Some
say they have been working in the
vineyard at the end of the Sunny.
side bridge.
THE Board of Regents are discus
sing the erection of the two new wings
to the college building. 1t has not
yet been determined what will be
done in reference to the matter.
On the evening of June 18th Prof.
Armstrong will lecture before the
Chenille Normal school, and on June
14th he will lecture at the West Lib
erty Normal. Prof Armstrong is
gaining quite an enviable reputation
as lecturer. He is always genial,
witty and entertaining, and his lee.
lures are practical and helpful
WE have heard of a rule forbid
ding smoking on the University
grounds. We have occasionally
noticed its violation-not always by
the students either. The rule should
apply all around. The fire from the
cigar of notable is just as mischiev-
GUS as the spark from the cigarette
of a prep.
AN Ohio editor says hay fever is
caused by kissing grass widows. A
Missouri editor says it is caused by
grass widow kissing fellow BY
moonlight. An Iowa editor says il
is caused by a fellow kissing the
hired girl while feeding hay to the
COW. An eastern exchange is of this
opinion that it is caused by missing
the girl and kissing the COW.
WE always regret to see so many
students leave for home just when all
the gayeties and festivities of com
mencement are upon us. There Ii
much about commencement that
would do student good to see anc
hear, and then he would get a great
deal of culture by mixing with cultur.
ed people, that is the way we got the
most of our culture. After year OF
hard work, the student should spend q
few days here in recreation and in be-
ing sociable. Still that longing fol
home comes DER the student, and we
realize that there is no place like home,
especially when zoe are 'broke."
A GREAT compliment to the senior
class was paid by the faculty at theil
meeting to pass on the different can
didates for graduation. The list OF
these candidates was read before the
faculty and not single objection was
made by any member of the faculty te
the graduation of any one of them.
This is condition which has not OBJ
tanned before for years. Frequently
men have been voted through by the
faculty who were utterly unfit foI
graduation. That conditions have sc
radically changed is great step In
advance The class is not only the
largest ever graduated, but perhaps
the peer of any class, if not the best,
ever turned out.