The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1897-04-30

Willie encouraged by his fathers
mirth)-0h, gee! She was hot under
the collarl
Mrs. Skinner-Willie Skinner, where
do you learn such language?
Uncle Jim-What did she do?
Willie-Aw, she just stopped me and
made me go back to my seat, an said
next time she'd send me home.
Mrs. Skinner-If I'd been your teach
er I'd have whipped you good.
Willie-Ho! Hobo! That just shows
all what you know. Teacher can't whip
kids any more. Any teacher that whips
kid gets fred that's what Ed Nc
Carthy says.
Mrs. Skinner-Well, Ed Mccarthy
needs whipping if any boy ever did.
Mr. Skinner-It's a good thing for
you that you haven't got my old teach
er. If you tried one of those funny
recitations on him he would have tanned
your jacket.
Willie-Huh! I'd like to see some
teacher lick me!
Mrs. Skinner wish sometimes that
teachers could infict punishment. l
know if | was teacher I'd whip those
Mccarthy boys if l lost my job the next
day.
Ethel-When we're bad il our room
the teacher sends us home.
Mrs. Skinner-That must be terrible
punishment for some children.
Uncle Jim-I'll bet Bill would hate to
be sent home one of these pleasant
afternoons.
Willie-Aw, | wouldn't care.
Uncle Jim-Would you come right
home?
Willie-Aw-w-w! One day way last
summer Ed Mccarthy KEEP on THROWN
paper wads so the teacher would send
him out, 'cuz he wanted to see ball
game, an guess she was on to him, for
she didn't send him home at all. She
put him in the corner and made him
stay after school. an then all us kids
waited to boiler at him when he came
out. an he was so mad he run after
Bob Ellsworth an chugged him right in
the stomach an
Mrs. Skinner-Willie, you'd better eat
your dinner. You can finish that some
other time.
Uncle Jim-Who is your teacher
now?
Willie-Aw, it's OF Miss Sanders.
Mrs. Skinner-Willie! Don't let me
hear you speak in that manner of your
teacher again. Do you hear?
IU;11;o I cr,,oee va, l,ol % o.1 -
school to her every day you wouldn't
be so stuck on her.
Mrs. Skinner-Never mind talking
back. If you have anything to say
about her, call her Miss Sanders.
Jim-Doyou love your teacher?
Willie-Aw. keep still.
Uncle Jim-Why. every little boy
ought to love his teacher. Ethel loves
her teacher, don't you, Ethel?
Ethel liked her the first day.
Willie-Oh. gee! You can do any
thing you want to the first day. We
thought Miss Sanders was dandy
when she first come, but she's got so
cross now us kids can't do thing.
Mrs. Skinner-No wonder You boys
would spoil the temper of a saint. It's
bad enough to take care of one. don't
know what I'd do if had 90 on my
hands.
Uncle Jim-You'd do what Miss San
ders does. You'd put up with them as
long as you could and then send them
home.
Mrs Skinner-Well, I'd get even with
those Mccarthy boys. I'm sure Willie
would never have got to reading those
cowboy stories if it hadn't been for
them.
Uncle Jim-Probably Mrs. Mccarthy
thinks it was Willie that led her boys
estray.
Mrs. Skinner-Indeed! | don't see
what reason she mas to think anything
like that. While behaves himself very
we'll when he keeps away from those
boys. They are always getting him into
some trouble.
Mr. Skinner-I'm afraid they don't
have to pull at him very hard.-Chicago
Record.