The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1897-08-26
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tosstbr -iu, botb vtvos ~ ols houts,
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hsFe iLen too.
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ply fes boa pet al sitter the enssss
meat broke me,
When J1lis siege the bosrdtv all
Applaud be- topes with slsd recall,
Hat bsbiss always sake snd CRY
Whsn Jalia Sings i vonier vbyi
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sinply msd Ton Y@, aud shen be
tBd, tai samt other isIlow lsvss her, too,
be !. decidedly RAdder.
The Jadss Didnl tell you the
last time y0a wefe here tbs, wsuted to
zee youf face 10 morsi Weary Watkins
ios did, ysroB1sr, snd that Ia exactly
~ol tote tho cop.
Hlte-IIa~ people ssEs ST my nev
dresd presume they woadsr II I've
bsso shopping 10 P.rs, Husband More
lissly they ~oadef II Ire been robbing
bsnk,
-- This u too m aeb, he cIclsimed when
bis slir appeated 10 her nes bathing suit
Tor bis inspection. DO You think so' she
asked Well, III AXE oil siI inches more
oil the skirL
She Oh. Jack DO you know Mr.,
Gibhon puaola.tsd his tyre Yesterday
Ha- fou mean punstnred, my dear. She
We'll, snyvay, be came % fall stop.
Mr.. Sewed - The cook snd isuitor
have qusrreled. What shall se do' Mr..
Messed RsoosniEs thelv beilise eney
and do sll 10 yoa- poser TO protee. our
srooiery .ad tho. brse.
Hi, valet sot even With Reginald fer
iohTgiog hin, said one young msD.
How euqnrei The other. Set bis wstch
shesd, 60 that Rssiusd got his evening
clothes on at half pss,S.
-B,bbie Mamma. am . Iadi Nam
ms-Yes. Bobbie. Bobbie And lie my
ncw papa my step istber' Msmms Yes.
Bobbis Then am bis step l.dderi
A Sort OF Relfei-M Mr. Probing ban -
How dtd yon heel woeo the prepfsto, die
charged yoa' Mr.. Glide sleeve itls
4 AA'feA W hAah hAfHA lNHAhAks
Mrs Hoyle What WIS all that noise
at yoar house this morbingi Ms, Doyle |
-- The ss.vent broke some OF the china
and then my husband broke one OF the
commandments
Mis- Oaws!ic Dont you think mon
koys are outeI Blowduat Nav, they re
mind me toe mnoh OF some people. Mise
Cssstio %. you shosldn't be 30 sensitive
i DOM mind ns city SO much nov.
I'm getting scous; omed to ~ ways. Are
your How, Well. used to to two
somerssults eVe'y time get Of street
cat aud nos tatn Only one,
DO you suppose Fred sol this RAG Oh
the inst,llment plaul Ssdie-I don't
kno~ alb II that, bat DO faow tba, he's
trying to get rid Of 1t oa that plan.
You're the ionr.h girl who's worn IL.
Have you any rooms. msIm1 The
worthy landlsiy g,aad in Wild alarm at
the healthy oouug person seeking board.
We'll, yes. lg2ess ooUli sleep you. bat
! can't eat you n9sle,s sse taken in
across the way,
The Lavccpoo Amsyicsn links that
the girl ~ho had to choose be ween
ba cher and poet toi matrimonial pur
poO vas wise to lsks the mao Of nest.
Poetry !. ell hight, she said. bat il sia't
hHln'.
-Cholly Nbst tins ia 1t, Reggie, old
mani Resia.Id i cs~n't tell yos, Chol
ly old eh.ppie, Ny man was cslled
ssS inst ss he finished dressing me this
iorenooa aud there VAS no one 10 wind
my watch.
-You ae seea'ed OF seosching. said
The justice. WHIST have yoa to tsyi !
surss It's tight, judge. returned the bi
cycIist, bat had a most illustvious e ram
pc. 10 what wsy' Why, he sun va.
ssorehsng too.
so yon urai 10 search OF the golden
fleece, said the man with . lingering
iondness for The classics. No, repl.ed The
returned klobdiks:, who hsd been swim
died on a claim, ss didnt 90 after any
aeece, But thst 10 what We got
lit must have been . very tender
hssr,ed hatcher who killed this lamb.
aid the cheerful sosrder. psusins In the
saving Of his chop, why' kindly sstsd
The inqai'itivs man. He must have hes
taled t~o or three yeats before striking ,
The fatal biosi
Il, seems 10 me, nid the youns in
vomsn thai Harold tsIks r,ore sle.rly m