The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1897-02-06

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Prevent That Worthy From Losing His
Thirst and Then Has a Strange Adyen-
ture with "a Western Society Gill.
"Well, if women amt queer, den I'm
q farmer, but | hasn't cut any hay dis
season needer.
"Let mo tell you: We've all hack
in de courtiy again. cause Miss Fan
nic says dat little Miss Fannie-dat's
her little goii--hgsn' room L grow i'll
de city. MIR. Paul says dere is a more
fnist reason dan dat, cause if you stay
il de city you has t 20 t. de opera t.
keep in de swim, and he amt stuck on
de swimmers.
Il asked de duchess what tell he
meaped by dose langwudge, and de
duchess says dat Mr.. Paul didn't like
de kind of swimming suits de women
wears t de opera-dey is too much cut
Off at de wrong end.
"But dat don't mean noting needer,
for de duchess. being form, don't sport
de English lungWudye like US Ameri-
cans.
%"Anyhow, we is back to our country
place, and of course Mr.. Paul is back
D. his place, what is only just next t.
ours. and dere amt no fence between.
Mr.. Paul always chases hisself along
! wherever we goes, so as he'll be- near
de bull pup, de duchess says.
"Well, being all back dere, of course
we had t. rig up some kind of q graft
t. keep de folks amused, cause when
folks has money 4 melt dey always
keeps dereselfs busy looking for Il fur
mace. Sure! Folks what has noting t.
do is do most hardest woiked mugs in
de woild, which is why me, being Mr..
Burton's wallet, and de duchess, being
Miss Fannie's maid, has t keep ourselfs
SO busy helping 'em do noting.
But dat amt what | was goin t
tell you about. / was going t. cop you
right about do time we had down to
our place on de sound de odder night.
"Mr. Paul, he comes t. me and he
says, Chances, says he, 'Chames, if l
can prevail upon Mr.. Burton t. loan
me your services, he says, using dose
dude woids wot don't mean noting,
? says utB L llhO Y hufo Jou OOlnC ofOL
t my house and box wild me half a hour
every morning, cause I'm afraid I'm
losing me first, and l need de exercise
"'Sure,' l says. In a minute, wild
joy saya L.
"'We'l see about de joy when we
has on de gloves, says he, and he asks
Mr.. Burton for de loan Of me, and /
cooa o.,nu ~ AT, Darlto .nOrtnn
"Say, honest. Mr.. Paul is de shiftiest
boxer / ever run up against. He wants
it good, too. and M or de odder of us
has a eye or d nose t. mend most of de
time.
"De duchess don't kick, cause she
wins de tips Mr., Paul gives me and
sinks 'em. Dat goil must have about
81, 900, 600, 900 now, sure.
"Say, Pm so dry | cant get around
t. tell you. What? Tanks! Idon't mind.
A high ball, please. Here's dat de long
green may grow like seuweed in your
inside pocket.
well, now I'll tell you: His whis-
kers asks Miss Fannie what was de mat
ter wild having u house party. | says t.
de duchess dat I'm good deal of a house
party meself, but she said de kind Of q
house party his whiskcrs wanted was a
party Of mugs ard women t stay TT Go
house tell dey al got so sore on each
odder dat 10 one would speak as dey
passed de rye. And we had it.
Deere was de Wiley wildly l was
tolling you ct before, do artis' mug
what painted Miss Tannie's picture wild
paint, and ~ lot of boys and coils What
don't Go noting Ter u hyins--but just
t. live.
- re wa ore Goil dtre from de west,
q fcll Cocrtiy abnTe d. larlem
turdcr' den Wostchosfcr county, and
sho'd never been 10 cur house before, SO
didn't know | was u servant l wished
dat she did. You see, l don't wear no
livery Ike &c odler non help ha' wears
4lr Datts ss c.1.t w.ll Ee Geat wear