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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-13

II Seth Low is elected MAYOR of
Greater New York, lit is a. two to one
bet that the New York World VIII claim
al the credit for it.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-13
I Am II


Good Reading. A gentleman who has
telephone IN his house has in his en-
ploy faithful but stupid German girl,
who one day responded to the ringing OF
the telephone, bell.
''Wao IS fhere?', came over the wire.
''It Is !" replied Katrina.
"And who is I2,'
Why, | am II
But who is To- came over the wire
II am me. my own self" retorted Ka-S
trina. How should I be anybody but
ne?'
But VINO are you?'
81 am my own SELF
What is your name?"
Katrina Rupper."
We'll who is Katrina Rupert"
She is me, my own SELF
And when Katrina heard laughter at
The other end Of the line she said, indig
nantly:
II viii not SHAY mere is be made
shoke of" and she walked away from
the telephone, grumhling: How could I
be any one but me? let EN- know how
to make a shoke of me-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-13

Here are the city schools teaching the
young idea how to shoot. while the city
ordinances forbid the young to shoot in
4ahe CITY.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-13

Ella Wheeler Wilcox is telling why
men DO not marry. What she doesn't
know about it would fA a very large
EoorIx
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-13

Household Words: Said Biddy: 1.-The
mistress brought home some oysters
Cook said she. ven stew these, plase'
What, like Dratiesl' said L And the
ould woman blsgguparded me because I
billed them with their jackets on,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-13

The people in the Rlondike are SUI.
fering from the torch of Midas.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-13

MP. Non-partisan or non possumus;
Ct is al the same.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-13

Hawaii wants more light. Naturally
she looks 20 the east for it.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-13
WIT AND HuMoR.

MAY I print a kiss on your cheek?' I
asked,
She nodded her sweet permission;
So we went to press, and | rather guess
I printed a large edition.
National Advertiser.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-13

The non-partisans are to put their
ticket IN the field early. Here is a case
where the early bird VIII not get the
1a7or-u
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-13

The rain of Saturday might was pre-
lirninary to the ushering in of Indian
summer, probably.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-13

Just at present there appears to be a
lull in the lynching business in the
south.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-13

Foraker says the Republicans will
carry Ohio all right Has he been
seen" by Mark Hanna?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-13

Colorado has it's Peach day. Why
can't Utah have its Potato day?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-13

Cleveland Plain Dealer: mo. we don't
permit our names to go in the directory
don't you know"
And why not?
so dauced common, don't you know.
Why, last yeah my name was sand
wiched in between a garbage colIectah and
a city councilman! It's a fact, pom
hOnOT"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-13

The people are waiting for that non
partisan manifesto.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-13
SOME ED1ToK1A1 COMMENTS.

ST. Louis Globe-Democrat: A Penn
sylgania man reports that one of his sun
flower plants is 9 feet high and has IN
bloom 1873 flowers. the smallest OF which
garden pole. and a large supply of lima
beans has been picked from it. That sun
flower plant is celebrating in fun god
bug regalia,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-13

New York Evening Post: Secretary
Wilson of the department of agriculture
returns from the west enthusiastic over
the prospects of the sugar beet industry
1t is only a question OF a few years, ne
says, when we shah produce in this coun-
try all the sugar we consume. lhat
will mean the saving of 00.G00, 900 year
TO our people" That depends II we
have TO pay a bounty to get the sugar. as
the senate caucus voted, the saving is not
so clear.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-13
STATE PRESS COMMENT.

Ephraim Enterprise: The Dingley bill
is not proving the bowling success as a
revenue getter that some of its friends
predicted il would. It bobs up with its
deficiency just as regular as did the VIII
son bill after The income tax was declared
unconstitutional. u
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-13

Venice had it's committee of ten Salt
Lake City has it's committee Of twenty
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-13

Judge: "Rockefeller even controls
poetry now"
How do you make that out?''
"a great critic defined poetry as a
combination of sweetness and light. and
doesn't Rockefeller control both sugar
and oil?"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-13

When a man falls G1e6r to millions he
always lights in a soft place.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-13

ExcIusiveness may be well enough in
society, but it is all wrong in politics.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-13

Herr Most has gone to Buffalo That
is where Grover Cleveland caree from
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-13

Andree's trip may be called an esga1
de balloon.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-13

Harlem Life: The Evening After the Re
union-Miss Ethel Qnnocently)-"Why.
Mr.. Brown, how sober you are tonisnt.d
The Rev. Brown Gin some alarm. absent
mindedsW) Tonight. yes; but'-recover-
ing himself. and with much dignity
1shave you ever seen me otherwise, Miss
EtteI?" :.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-13

Is a mighty important one just now.
The place to go is also very import
ant, to most people Gardner sug-
gests himself at once. To the peo-
pie who have failed to come here in
the past, we want to suggest this
place we know we can suit YOU
suit you as regards style and fit, and
for price, this is the easiest place on
the street. Just think, we can sell
you Boys suit for $3.50 that is
well made in every way; they come
in neat, dark brown mixtures, the
very latest styles--and for $3.50 our
great school suit in dark gray plaid,
all wool Cashmere, breasted,
large collar, braid trimmed, etc.,
stand more knockabouts at school
than any suit you ever had for twice
the money. Come in today and we're
sure to phase you.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-13

Chicago Record: Knew the Accent
''That DOG [ bought in Paris understands
my French perfectly
No doubt ne formerly belonged to some
other American
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-13

rather not talk about the deficit of about
SIG. 0G0. 900 shown by the official figures of
the governments receipts and expendit-
ures for July and August. the first Two
months of the new fiscal year. They
already done too much talking about the
surplus that the new tariff was certainly
going to produce
Mercur Miner: Mercur is infested with
anonymous. Threatening letter writers. 1T
is cowardly occupation.
Mt. Pleasant Pyramid: -1r.is season has
been somewhat of an anomaly First We
had the latest and heaviest SHOWS for
years, and Il has been followed by the
longest drought remembered. What prom
ised to be an excellent irrigating season
has fiickered out in a very poor one.
Springville Independent. This office is
in receipt of an anonymous pamphlet,
which evidently emanates from church
circles in Salt Lake City, entitled. The
Gospel Concerning Church and State"
world at large is concerned it only came
to light this week 1t is a remarkable
document, and is worthy of a more ex-
tended review than we are able TO give
it at this date The pamphlet will prove
very interesting reading in many quar-
ters If given general publicity, as seems
to now be the intention of those RESPONSE
bic for its appearance.
Park City Patriot: A goldbug Mckinley
sheet in this state wants Bryan or Towne
to state Just why whea. was selling last
week for % cents a 9ushel more than II
did a week ago. In the very next olun1n
it gives the reason. quoting from Brad
streets. which is the short wheat crop in
India, Europe and Argentine. Another
fact connected with this goldbug conun-
Washington, D. c., and published as
original matter
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-13
Cleveland Leader.

Tt-Bits: "Papa. 1 wish you'd whip
me"
whip you, my son, Why should 1
whip your
because when you whip me, mamma
gives me some jam
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-13

Life: do you know. I'm quite worried
about myself. L really believe I'm losing
my nerve
How did you notice it?''
I'm getting so l hate to ask airy one
for loan AS soon as 1 saw you 1 be-
gan to treInble.''
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-13
Time Card in Effect Sent. 3.

Time Card in Effect Sept. 8.
Leave Arrive Leave Arrive
Salt Lake Garfield. Garfield Salt Lake
*7:45 am. *s:45 am. 1910 pm. 1900 D. M.
2.15 pm. 2.55 pm. Ais pm. ass pm
AIS pm. 4:55 pm. $50 pm. 7.1O pm,
&DaiIy except Sundays.
r. Boating, bathing. Fare and bath, SO
cents. Depot corner First South and
Fourth West.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-13

Retaliation is only another form of
reciprocity.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-13

Is summers back broken. or only
Wrenched?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-13

San francisco Examiner: If the red-eye
of commerce is to be excluded from
Alaska, tnen the sooner the Klondike
rIacers are turned over to Miss Willard
and Lady Henry Somerset the better
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-13
GARFIELD REACH.

Gray's Laxative Pellets cure consti-
patton
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-13

pIacerS are turned over to Miss Willard
and Lady Henry Somerset the better
Chicago Times Herald: America need
not fear that Great Britain will control
the Panama canal There is no
Panama canal. There never will be.
The old DeLesseps route is the worst that
could have been selected. There will be
a canal, however, Nicaraguan canal
Memphis Commercial Appeal: Another
case of too much Injunction has developed
in West Virginia, A judge in that state
mas not Orgy enJpined the strikers from
marching and holding meetings near the
property of a coal mining company, but
ne mas also enjoined a preacher from
holding divine services and prayer meet
ings in the camps OF the strikers. In the
West Virginia disputes the local authori-
ties have been Virtually eliminated. and
the fundamental rights of American cTtl-
zens have been desoised No man who
has the interest of his country at heart
can view such tendencies without alarm.
New York Tribune: England. as well
as the United States, complains of an
over-supply of doctors. More are an
nUally graduated than there Is room for
and the same is true in other countries
WHAT TO do with the surplus rs q problem
of which no solution has yet been found
Il the young sawbones could be set to
dootoring each other for term before
trying their hands on the public their
ranks would thin out with great rapidity,
but such q course would probably be
against the ethics of the profession.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-13

r,r.ica Aavoca+a. Ranuhllcans !. -vo,,la
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-13

Mercu~ Miner: Mercur is infested with
anonymous. threatening letter writers. 1T
is cowardly occupation
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1897-11-11
AMONG The POULTRY.

Dust is life to hens and death to lice
Burn. bones and feed them to good
fowls.
Sour food is the worst think chick
en- can have,
AS rule the better the scratchcr the
better the layer.
Feed milk and bran for growth, and
milk and cornmeal for fat.
Fifty fowls ut most is as many as
should be kept in one flock.
Dry picked poultry nearly always
sells for little the best prices.
Do not allow the. fowls to get their
living by scratching over manure pile
Separate the cocks from the hens
They will moult better if kept separate
Eggs may be increased in size and
richness by proper feeding of the fowls
Give. the. laying hens plenty of exer-
else. An idle hen is never good layer
In many eases too many hens that
have passed their usefulness are kept
The best floor for poultry house is
dry earth, if it can be kept clean and
dry.
The hen ceases to lay when improp,
erly fed, or when in diseased condi-
ton.
Anyone wishing something orna-
mental as well as useful in poultry
should select the Hamburg or Polish
breeds.
All of the non-sitters lay white eggs
and have white ear lobes. They are
usually active, good foragers and do not
fatten readily.
Asthe hens begin to moult, care must
be taken that they do not get into the
vice Of feather pulling. Feeding lit
tie neat will help prevent it. =.
In arranging the poultry quarters
provide busting and scratching place
where the fowls can have an opportun.
ity to exercise during the winter.-St'
Louis Republic
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1897-11-11
RARE PIG DEER.
Every other Kind of Pig Except This
lis Plentiful Enough.

Every other Kind of Pig Except This
Is Plentiful Enough.
Among the more recent and important
arrivals at the Zoo are two young bab-
irussas, presented by the duke of Bed
ford-comparatively rare animals, and
the only examples seen at the Zoo for
about Is years, says the London Graphic.
The word babirussa means pig-deer,
and the animal has been so called by
the Malays on account of the remark
able development of the tusks in the
males, which emerge close together
near the middle of the face and sweep
with a strong curve backwards, fire.
quently attaining to very great length.
The tusks of the lower jaw arise like
those of the boar. What the male babi-
russo needs the upper pair for is point
which nobody, apparently, can satisfac-
torily settle. Another popularity of
the animal is that it falls short of the
number of teeth usually possessed by
the ordinary pig; having only "a in all.
a fact which indicates that it must be
directly descended from one of the ex-
tinct genera Of pigs marked by a sim
liar type of dentition. In other respects
the babirussa is not very different from
other wild swine. 1t is a splendid swim
mer, has a somewhat lighter gallop
than that of the wild boar, and when
hunted will fight gamely and ferocious-
" to the last.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1897-11-11
HE DEMANDED A THRONE.
Muffiner Wanted to Dust Queen Vic
torin from Her Position.

Muffiner Wanted to Gust Queen Vic
toria from Her Position.
There died man in England few
DAYS ago who claimed not onl y that this
was his second time on earth, but that
he was the rightful heir to the British
throne. His name was Ernest Mulliner,
and he was a theosophist of some stand
ing. He lived in Southport, and was an
expert accountant. After his death a
number of papers were found which at
tracted considerable attention through
out England. One read:
"To Victoria, Monarch Apparent:
Take notice of this appeal, made ac-
cording to constitutional law, and
copy of which has been dispatched to
the speaker of the house of commons,
for attachment without the building Of
the house of parliament, for publication
to the commonweal, that /, Ernest
Mulliner, member of the Incorporated
Society of Accountants and of the The
osophical Society of the World, know,
by the process of mental telepathy, that
it is said by many of the nation that
the present monarch reigning is not
the true monarch, but another per-
son is"
The document then declared that Null
liner first realized in February, 1885,
that he lived previous life, and that
A. P. Sinnett, of the Theosophical So
ciety of India, was we'll aware of this
fact. He then asks for an investigation
of his claims, ending as follows:
"But I do say that the main question
of inquiry and judgment is whether the
allegation is true or not, in whole or
part, that 1 am the true heir to the
throne of this realm by reason of the
change of monarch about the year 1861,
when the present monarch apparent
Crowned in 1887 did abdicate in favor
of woman truly entitled to the throne.
I say that by reason of this 1 am true
heir to the throne of Great Britain and
Ireland, and that now at present the
welfare of the crown and commonweal
is damaged and jeopardized. Such
royal court of inquiry is just and neces-
sary by reason of the effect of the allie
cation upon the crown and upon myself
as subject of the realm. 1 have suf-
fered loss of liberty by reason of the
allegation through mental telepathy,
and have been denied justice for fear
of it being spoken of in the courts that
I am heir to the throne. If the title is
denied me by this court 1 do claim COM
pensation for improper interference
with my liberty to the amount of e5,-
900.
"The present monarch was not in
1887 the true monarch, but another
woman was, and in the year 1861, the
year of NV certifcated birth as Ernest
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1897-11-11
SHE WAS PLEASED.
Knew He Would Love Her When Sh,


Knew He Would Love Her When She
Grew Old.
The young man has only recently
taken up photography and is an ardent
enthusiast, says the Detroit Free Press.
He persuaded the girl to whom he is
engaged to pose for him. She was
seated in hammock and he stood d.
rectly before her when he took the
picture. In day or two he proudly
exhibited the result of the sitting. She
gave one glance at it and then handed
1t back.
"Don't you like it?" he inquired.
"I don't assume to criticise," was the
reply.
az thought it was pretty good for a
first attempt" he insisted.
perhaps it is. I am glad you are
satisfied with it, anyhow"
"Of course it might be better"
sDo you think it looks like me?"
eyes"
s'Then, Herbert, I am content"
''But you don't seem very cheerful
over it,"
perhaps don't show 1T; but that
photograph has madeline very happy"
~.T'll have frame made for it and
give it to you"
mo; I don't want to keep it. But it
fills me with joy, nevertheless. They
say that when beauty fades affection
vanishes, but when realize tho t you
can see me denoted with Ahanits, and
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1897-11-11

When people are sick, ailing or out of order,
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ncnded, one which is sure to do them good ;
hence the magnificent testimonials and recon-
mendations of DR.. Grcene's Nervura blood and
nerve remedy by our most prominent and vel
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add to the list OF well-known people cured by
d.. Greene's Nervura, the famous composer
of that most popular national song, "The
Soldier Boy in Blue" Harry 1. Hunt, who
has appropriately dedicated his song of the
American soldier to Gen. Nelson A. Miles,
Commander or the U. S. Army. Mr.. Hunt
IS manager of the newspaper Bridgeport
Morning Union" He says:
Regarding the good effects of DR.. Greene's
Neryura blood and nerve remedy, l cannot say
enough. had been working good many
hours day and was SO run down that fell
something should be done az once. lad
read so much OF Nervura that tried bottle,
to find its effect SO wondrously beneficial and
Strengthening that tried second bottle, with
the result that am fully restored to health,
my nervousness has disappeared and feel Q
hundred per cent better in every way. l can
recommend DR.. Greene's Neryura without
hesitation"
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1897-11-11
BUILDINGS MOVE FROM SUN.
Result of Experiments by Architects
and Scientists.

Result of Experiments by Archltecta
and Scientists.
The problems confronting architects
have increased greatly in recent years
because of the upward tendency Of big
business buildings. Beauty of form and
convenience of arrangement are now OF
less Importance than great strength to
resist the strains which every tall struc-
ture must meet. Every time cyclone
has occurred in the west there has been
speculation as to what would occur If
big windstorm visited the business
district of New York. Architects and
engineers have anticipated this posi-
bility. They have considered also the
effect of the suns heat on great build
ings, because observations have shown
that on a hot day these tall structures
move away from the sun as though
shrinking from it's heat; while on
cold day the marble isrent by the freez-
ing of the winter rain in assures made
by the expansion Of the marble in mid
summer.
These effects are not so noticeable in
New York as they are in some other
cities. because New York streets are
narrow and the tall buildings are so
close together that they protect each
other from the sun. In Washington
scientific observations have been made
which prove conclusively the effect of
heat and cold on marble. The Wash
ington monument stands on slight
eminence in the middle of a plain. 1t
is wholly unprotected from the eie-
ments. When the monument was be
ing erected the investigation Of its vi
bration was begun. cord and plummet
being suspended from the top OF the
structure, with a needle to make the
record of any movement. One day II
was reported that the monument was
about to fall. The needle had made a
number of eccentric variations and was
still moving about when the observation
was taken. Investigation showed that
en- owl had got into the shaft and, TAP
ping about, had caused the vibration OF
the cord.
The needle under normal conditions
however, showed q movement OF the
shaft, and observations made since its
completion confirm this record. There
is a cord hanging from the top of the
monument, protected by metal tube
At the end of this cord is fastened a
pendulum which hangs in bowl OF
mercury. The pendulum moves with
the movement of the column, but il
cannot oscillate. The record of the
pendulum is taken every day. 1t shows