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The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1897-12-10
A WOMAN JAlLER.
Boone County. w. Va. Honors the Cour-
age of Mrs. St. Clair Ballard.

Mrs St Clair Ballard has been appoint
ed jailcr of Boone county, w. Va, to fiji
the position made vacant by tho death of
her husband last July There was II scram-
bic among the politicians for the place.
but Mrs. Ballard beat them all
Mrs. Ballard is described by n local cor
respondent MS II perfect specimen of wom-
anhood. She stands about feet inches,
and is as intrepid and fearless rs was her
husband before her The correspondent
speaks admiringly of her cool, gray eye,
which looks along the barrel of Il revolv-
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Cause For Gratitude.

Mr. Benedick-I'm glad you got
everything without trouble. Mr. Bur
glar, and beg that you take this bunch of
certified checks as IL token of my appre
citation for your kindness and civility
It's not often you'll meet Il burglar
who II rob IL house without waking the
baby. Now York Journal
The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1897-12-10

Pore ontcaSt omcicSs ouScleSS.
shclterless. an am powcrlcss To assist
'er Yet stay. THIS andkcrcher the last
OF all Its trlbc, spread tendcrly acrorSt
'er droopiu form. will ut least protect
or from the icy blast lcan Ill spare 1t.
but doubtless heaven Will chalk 1t up
to my account, al when at the last
great rcckonin the case of Bob .IimJams.
drunkard Is called the recordin angel
will perjuice his ledger an with trum-
pet voice declare, l. freely parted WV
his last nndkerchcr to snve fhn lie OF
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WHY IiN Objected.

-Adolphus Burlington tplcadingly)-
Don bo cruel and bard hearted. colo
mel. Give ne your daughters hand.
and l pyomisc she shall never DO sepa-
rated from her family
Colonel Bluntly-That's precisely
why object to the marriage. Detroit
Erec Press
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4 Conplaint.

ITS shame, - said Mr. PARKWAY as
no borrowed II lead pencil from his wife,
that people have so little compunction
about wasting mans time.
"What is the matter?'
"A man has just insisted on inter
rupting mo Ill the midst of game of
chess Ill order to pay somo money no
owed. "-Wushington Star
The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1897-12-10
WGrding or PERI.

Robert see iii the papers that there
arc germs Iii bills.
What? Is that so? | must
give directions ut home when Dunwcll
comes again with that little bill to tell
hun that do not consider it safe to re-
ceivo it. Boston Transcript.
The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1897-12-10
The BIoomer Question.

Our society " SAID the young woman
who belongs. has decided that bloom
ers shall be barred -
"How vulsar!" said the girl who
does not belong They ought never to
be III other than solid colors ''-Indlan-
apolis Journal
The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1897-12-10

TRUSTEES SALE OF VALUABLE
building lots. BY virtue of deed Of trust
dateh the oh day of August, 1899, from
ID. Arnold Gnrber, of record in clerks
Office of corpoi alton court for Roanoke
city, Va, in deed book sc, page 1SS, de
fault occurring in payment of debt Sc
cured thereby and being so requested by
the beneficiary. the undersigned will on
THURSDAY, DECEMBER THE 30TH,
1891 ut - O'Clock NJ, in front of the
courthouse, in the city of Roanoke, Va,
proceed TO sell at public auction, to the
high, st bidder, all those certain vacant
lots designated at lots Nos. , md 3 in
section 20 Lewis addition TO said city
TERMS: Cash rs to enough TO pay
costs of sale and $l0223 taxes on said
land paid November 80, 1897, and to pay
the debt secured by said deed Of trust
viz, tue sum of $1,000, with interest from
August 3, 1899. The residue, if any,
shall be payable in two equal annual in
stallments, with interest from day of sale
and he secured by lien upon said band.
ROANOKE JlTLE AND CONVEY
ANCE COMPANY, Trustee.
BY THOS. w. MILLER, president
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-TRrSTEE,S SALE-RY NIRTIE OE

TRUSTEES SALE VIRTUE OF
u deed OF trust dated January 20, 1891.
recorded in deeA book 81, page 2i3. of
Roanoke hastings court clerks cflicc,
executed by w. j. and l.. Blair, ,Jr., de
fault having been made in the payment
of the debt therein secured and being re-
Quired so TO do by the beneficiary, | shall
on the lth DAY OF DECEMBER, 1897,
ut 1920 O'Clock p. m, in front of the
court house in Roanoke city, sell by pub
lie auction to the highest bidder for cash
the lot conveyed Ia sail deed, lying ON
the east side OF Franklin Road 200 feet
south of Walnut street, fronting so feet
ON Franklin road and extending back
between parallel lines to alley, and fully
described in said deed.
a. F.. KING, Trustee.
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LEGAL NOTICES.

the courthouse in Roanoke city. III by
public auction To the highest bidutr for
cash the lot conveyed in said deed lying
on the east side of Era nklin road 100 feet
south of Walnut street, fronting 90 feet
on Franklin road and extending hack be-
tween parallels lines to an alley, fully de-
scribed in said deed.
"A. f. KING. Trustee. &
The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1897-12-10

DiSgs-Glumly spends nearly all his
time III solitary meditation.
BlSSs--Ihat may ACCOUNT for the
poor opinion he has of mankind. -Chl-
cage News
The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1897-12-10

We ought not TO look back unless it is
to derive soino useful lessons from past
errors and for the purpose of protting by
dear bought experience. Washington.
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y. f. KING, Trustee.

rltu srEE'S SALE-BY VIRTUE OF
u deed of trust dated January 20, 1891,
recorded in deed book 81 page 335, of
Roanoke hustinGs court clerks Office,
executed by w. j. ana l.. Blair, Jr,, de
fault having been made in the payment
OF the debt therein secured, and being
required so to do by the beneficiary,
4 N 4
The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1897-12-10
I.itcratc Turkish Women.

Out of the large number of women III
Constantinople-the population Is Near
~ 1000, 000-not more than 5000 can
read or write
The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1897-12-10

y perpetual round OF duties has de
pressing effect upon the senses and the
mind. and best relief from this WEAKNESS
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N NV s Norfg|k5zsNesteIa
s.znzzzazsaSszzn Schsdule in Eject
WESTBOUND LEAVE ROANOKE
DAILY

Dec. D, 1S97.
WESTBOUND LEAVE ROANOKE
DAILY
5:4O III. washington and Chattanoogs
Hmited) for BRISTOL intermediate ST..
tions and the South and West. Pull
man sleepers to New Orleans and Mem
phis Connects at Radford for Blue
field and Pocahontas.
4;15 p. M, the Chicago Express for Rad
ford, Bluedeld, Pocahoutas, Kenova
Cincinnati, Indianapolis, ST. Louis
Kansas City, Columbus and Chicago.
Pullman Buffet Sleeper Roanoke to
Columbus Also for Pulaski, Wythe.
vile, Bristol, Knoxville, Chattanooga
and intermediate points.
TRAINS ARRIVE AT ROANOKE
From Norfolk $3.50 a. M; 4;05 p. III.
From Hagerstown $3.50 a. m; 400 p. M.
From Winston 30 p. m.
From Bristol and the West lido D. ~
11:20 p. m.
NORTH AND EAsTBoUND, LEAVE
ROANOKE DAILY.
1:55 p. III. for Petersburg, Richmond and
Norfolk
$50 p. m. for Washington, Hagerstown
Philadelphia and New York.
| :35 p. III. for Richmond and Norfolk.
Pullman sleepers Roanoke to Norfolk
and Lynchburg to Richmond.
$50 p. IN. Washington and Chattanooga
limited} for Washington, Hagerstown,
Philadelphia and New York. Pullman
sleepers to Washington via. Sbenan.
doah Junction and Baltimore and Ohio
railroad.
Durham Division-I.eave Lynchburg
(Union station) daily, except Sunday,
400 p. III. for South Boston and Dur
ham and intermediate stations.
Winston- Salem Division-Leave Roanoke
Union station) Ago p. III. and 7:30 a. M.
daily, except Sunday for Rocky Mount,
Martinsville, WinstonSalem and inter
mediate stations.
For all additional information apply
at ticket Office or to w. b. Bevill, General
Passenger Agent, Roanoke, Va.
M. F. Bragg. Travelling Passenger
Agent.
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Salem runs between Terry building and
Salem. First car Sundays at $50 a. IN. Tickets
between Roanoke and Salon can be purchased
in Roanoke AT Vaughan y cigar stand, Terry
VintOn car runs between Terry bnilding ard
Vinton. and cor meets with Norwich and Crystal
Sprin, Cara. First car Sundays SEQ a. m.
Norwich car runs between Union Depot and
Norwich and connects with V.nton and Or, stal
SPRINGS CARS. Trips marked IN" will go through
runs. First car Sundays 500 m.
college car runs between Union Depot and
Virginia College. via Baseball Park, and con-
meets with Norwich and Vin,on cars.
Crystal Spring car rnns between Union Depot
aud Crystal Springs. First car Sundays sou a.
IN.
West End car rms between Union Depot AND
SIP street Fipst cGr sundays s:2n a. m.
Franklin Road car runs between Union Depot
and cnth avenue s. W.
East Roanoke car RUS between Uni II Depot
and Lynchburg svonue n. c.
The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1897-12-10
LsGAL Nor,c,sa.

courthouse. in the city of Ror noke, Va.
the following dts cribed property, situated
in thu city OF Roanoke, Va, to-wit:
|. Beginning at point on the north.
east corner of Wheat and Spruce streets;
thence along Wheat street north 2S de
greeS 2S minutes west 23S 4 feet to a
point, thence still with Wheat street
north 33 degrees l6 minutes east no ITO
feet To a point. thence continuing along
What street north SO degrees minutes
east $50 10 feet to point on Pine
street, the ice along Pine street south ~
degrees east 392 10 feet to 81 point on
Border street, thence along Border street
south , degrees As minutes east 233 2-l0
feet &c Il point, thence still with Border
street south 80 degrees IS minutes east
SO 4-l0 feet to II poiut on Spruce street
thence along Spruce street sonth II dc.
grees minute west lS5 Clio feet to Il
point. thence still with Spruce street
norrh 10 degree" 10 minutes west 421 feet
10 the point of begiiuin containing
6 23-100 acres. more or less. and known
ms section OH plan OF Roanoke Land and
Improvement Company, August, 1880.
BEGINNING at point IN tie south
side of Spruce street, 400 feet east of
Wheat street. thence along Spruce street
south 10 degrees 40 minutes east u 2-l0
feat to ii point at an angle on said street
thence Scon'iuuiug, along Spruce street
north II degrees | minute east 2lS 40
feet to Il point on rorder street. thence
along Border street south Is degrees 80
minutes east 300 10 feet TO mont on
the non til bank Of Roanoke river, thence
as it meanders up said. river south 81 de-
grecs 81 minutes west IA 40 feet 10
point, theu moth 50 d, grees 90 minutes
west &c feet to n point. theJce south So
degrees 4 minutes west 1913 8 10 feet to II
point. thence south 50 degrees 4G minutes
west i3 $40 feet to II Doiit. theuce leav-
ing said river north IL degrees IL miu-
utes east POI 3 10 feet to the point of he
ginning, containing l 16-1O0 acres more
or less. and known AZ lots lG, II. Is, 49,
90 and 81, section q. on plan oinRoanoke
Land and Improvement Company, Aug
ust.- 1880
TERMS OF SALE: Cash as TO enough
to ray the costs of sale and the sum of
5000, and the balance, payable in two
equal annual instalmeLts at six and
twelve months from, date of sale, deferred
payments to be evidenced by interest
bearing negotiable notes of the purchaser
and secured by deed of trust upon the
property sold.
JOS. I. DORIAN, Trustee.
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BY VIRTUE OF A DEED OF TRUST

"A. e. KING, Trustee.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1897-08-14
DIRECTORY.
BERKELEY COUNTY

,,rpcruT COURT Judge, Thirteenth
Judicial Circuit, E. Boyd tanlkner
CIerk. +. Dew. GerhardL, Prosecuting
Attorney. u. S. g. PItzeri Sneriit' >. ii
smith: Deputy Sheriffs, J. K. Catrow
M s. Tabler, w. NJ. Hollis, I. .M. Hardy
nenutv Sheriff and Jailer.
Terms of the Court commence on the
second Tuesday in January, April ana
September. .,4 n Ri
ner. Commissioners, Joseph flscu'
r. T.. Thomas, Clerk, /. L. Bender
Terms commence, first Monday, ID
March. June. September and December
Commissioners of Accounts, john i
picking. Adrian G. Nadenbousch, L.
nav Gerhardt; Surveyor of Land /
w. Woods; Assessor. First District, y
/, Nicely, Assessor, Second District
=. ii. Fulk; General Receiver
Henry ]. Seibert. Coroner. VIM. Mckee
sealeT of Weights and Measures, w. IL
Iamon; Steward Of Almahouse ines
Local Board of Health, f. l.. Hoi
man John l.. Williamson, DR.. o
MYERS. the President of County Court
ana Prosecuting Attorney.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1897-08-14
Cumberland Valley.
THE MAILS.
ARRIVAL. AND DEPARTURE OF THE MAILS
AT THE PosT-oFFICE AT AfARTINsBURG,

ARRIVAL AND DEPARTURE u lhh MALLS
AT THE PosT-oFFIcE AT MARTINsBURe,
w. VA.
DEPARTURES.
Mail close 80 l0:40 a. m. for Hagers'
town. and all points east.
4 920 a. m. and 5 and 2 p. M, for
Waet Ington, Baltimore. Philadelphia,
New ork and all points East and South
ATTY SIS p. m. for all points East.
At 30 p. m. for Pittsburg and all To-
cal and through points West.
Atop. m. for Hancock, Berkeley
springs. Cumberland. and principal To-
cal stations on the main stem of the Is.
& o. and all through points West.
At So p. no. for Pittsburg and all
places West.
At7 45 a. m. and 2 40 p. m. for HaR-
erstown n, Baltimore and all intermediate
stations on G. V. r. r
At a. M and 6 40 p. m. for Win
chester and intern ediate stations on the
G. v. R. r.
ARRIVALS.
Mails arrive by Z a. IN. from all through
points East, West. and South
Ar 8 25 a. M. from New York, Phila-
ielphia, Baltimore, Washington. and
ocai points on old line of B. g.. o. r. K.
At2 and 40 p. IN. from all points
East and South.
AT $50 am. from St.Louis, Cincinnati,
and intermediate points.
Att 30 pm. from Chicago. Wheeling
P,ttsburg, and intermediate points.
At IS 10 am. and 90 p. 10. from WIN
chester and intermediate stations on the
C. V. R. r.
At / 80 a. m. and 7 II p. m. from
Harrisburg. Hagerstown. and inferno
4,atastations on the c.. V. R.h
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1897-08-14
Rally Round the Flag.

The thirty-hrst annual encamp-
ment of the G. A. r. will be held
August %, in the City of Buffalo.
President Mckinley, members OF the
Cabinet and Diplomatic Corps, the
Governors of various states and their
stats, will be present, and an enthu-
siastic reception will be given the
Veterans.
Tickets at one fare for the round
trip will be sold by the B. & o. r. X.
from all stations on its line east OF the
Ohio river tor all trains August FL, 22
and 23, valid for return until August
81.
For further information, call on or
address nearest B. & O. agent. 5
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1897-08-14
DON'T STOP TOBACCO.
How TO Cure Yourself While
Using It.

The tobacco habit grows on man un
til his nervous system is seriously affect
ed, impairing health, comfort and happi-
ness. To quit suddenly is too severe a
shock to the system, as tobacco to an in
yeterate user becomes a stimulant that
his system continually Graves. "Baco-
euro" is a scientific cure for the tobac
co habit, in All its forms, carefully com
pounded after the formula of an emf
nent Berlin physician who has used it in
his private practice since 1872, without
failure. 1t is purely vegetable and guar
anteed perfectly harmless You can use
all the tobacco YOU want while taking
"Baco. euro" 1t will notify you when
to stop. We give a written guarantee to
cure permanently any case with three
boxes. or refund the money with 10 per
cent interest. "Baco- euro" is not sub
stitute. but a scientific cure, that cures
without the aid of will power and with
no inconvenience. 1t leaves the system
as pure and as free from nicotine as the
day YOU took your first chew or smoke.
Cured by Baco.curo and Gained Thirty Pounds.
From hundreds of testimonials, the
originals of which are on file and open
| to inspection, the following is presented:
CLAYTON, NEVADA Co, ARK,
January 2S. 1895.
Eureka Chemical and Manufacturing
/ Co. La Crosse, Wis Gentlemen: For
forty years ! used tobacco in all forms.
For twenty-five years of that time ! was
"a great sufferer from general debility and
heart disease. For fifteen years tried
to quit, but couldn't | took various
remedies, among others "No-To-Bac, -
"The Indian Tobacco Antidote," "Dou-
bic Chloride of Gold" etc, but none OF
them did me the least bit of good. FL
nally, however, I purchased box OF
your "Baco-Curo" and it has entirely
cured me Of the habit in all its forms
and have increased thirty pounds in
, weight and am relieved from all the
numerous aches and pains of body anc
, mind | could write a quire Of paper
upon my changed feelings and condi
} ton. ours respectfully,
p. II. MARBURY,
Pastor C. p. Church, Clayton, Ark
Sold by all druggists at $1.00 per box
three boxes, (thirty DAYS treatment
50 so, with iron-clad written guarantee
or sent direct upon receipt of price
7 Write for booklet and proofs. Eurek
. Chemical and Manufacturing Co., ii
r Crosse, Wis, and Boston. Mass. On
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1897-08-14
BuckIen's Arnica Salve.

THE BEST SALvE in the world for Cuts,
Bruisers. Sores Ulcers, Salt Rheum,
Fever Sores, letter, Chapped Hands,
Chilblains, Corns, and all Skin Erup-
tons, and positively cures Piles. or no
pay required. 1t is guaranteed to give
perfect satisfaction or money refunded,
Price 25 cents per box. Foi sale by l..
q. Matthaei, Druggist
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1897-08-14
pITBLIC LIBRARY.

The Martinsburg Public Library is
omen every day except Sunday from
$50 a. m. to 1890, and from 2 p. "a. ~, 70
s on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Satu =
dsvs also in the evening from 7:3O TO
The hours for the reading room are
The same. The public are welcome
snbiect to the ules, TO use the reading
TooI, and b oks in the Library free OF
chaIee. Rooms Southwest corner Puo'
" Miss HALLE LAMoE. Librarian.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1897-08-14
stout Carts.

The place to get carts that will
stand wear and tear and will not
break down with rough usage is at
Sencindiver & Stewards. They sell
Studebaker' carts.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1897-08-14

One of the best evidences that a
young man is progressing is when he
begins to discover that there are many
things he does not know.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1897-08-14
For Sale at Half Price or Given Away.

We have on hand and will sell at halI
price a number of Rand & McNally S
Atlas of the World, latest edition.
The regular price is $500, our price
S1.5o. The Atlas has marginal ref
erences, is we'll bound and up to date
It is a book that should be in every
family.
Or, if anyone does not feel able to
buy, we will present copy, free, to
persons who get up club of ten new
subscribers to the Herald. Any
young man or woman can easily
secure this valuable work with very
slight effort Call and examine it or
write us that you intend getting up
club and copy will be reserved for
YOU. Remember this is the standard
Atlas Of the world.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1897-08-14
Eseapers and Mowers.

Sencindiver & Stewart are agents
for the Champion binders and now
ers, also Milwaukee binders and
mowers. None better
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1897-08-14
MTEsTERN MARYLAND RAILROAD
In Effect June ~. 1897,
TRAINS WEST,


No.ll Leaves BALTIC. s IL aIn. arrives Hag-
erstowa II Is pm, daily except sunday.
No o. Leaves v 10 / ~ Dm. FREDERICK
6 SIS. arrive Hagerstown ~ pm. ID eX. sun.
No l. Fast mail daily caves salto. 30
am. arrives Hagerstown7 80.
M. 20l. Accommodation leaves Hagerstown
OB am, arrive at Cherry Run IS. ex. sun.
No Oil ACCOMMODATION leaves Hagerstown
25 pm arrives Cherry Run 10. eX. sunday.
Accommodation leaves Hage stown at 10
D IN, arrives at Cherry Run az o5 p. M.
TRAINS EAST.
Nos Leaves hagerstow Z o. am, arrives
BALTIC 10 q dai except SUNDAY.
No. Is Mail leaves Hagerstown 207 pm,
arrives BALTIC. 6 OS daily except sunday,
No % Fast mail, ieaves Hagers own 10
pm, arrives BALTIC Is. daily.
No ga Accommodation. leaves Cherry
Run % am Hagerstown II, ex. sunday
No 2lS Accommodation, leaves Cherry
10 10 am. arrive IlagetstOwn 10 So. eN. sunday.
No I}S Accommodation, leaves Cherry Il.
/ O5 pm. arrives Hagerstown Oh. TX sunday:
Tiail connect with @ V. AVID b. q o. see
their time taoles for connections.
j. NJ HOOD, Gen. Manager.
b. ii. GRiSWOLD, Gen. Pass, agent
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1897-08-14

Vim, vigor and victory; these are
the characteristics of De Wits Little
Early Risers, the famous little pills
for constipation, biliousness and all
stomach and Liver troubles. l.. G.
Matthaei.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1897-08-14

TO quit tobacco easily and forever, be mag
netic fun OF life, nerve aud vigor, take MOTTO
lac. the wonderworl;er. that makes weak men
strong All druggists, SOC or 81. Cure guaran-
scd Booklets and sample Free Address
ling Remedy Co, Chicago or New York
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1897-08-14

1t heals everything except broken
heart, may be said of De Wits Witch
Hazel Salve. Piles and rectal dis
eases, cuts, burns, bruises, letter,
eczema and all skin troubles may be
cured by it quickly and permanently,
l.. G.. Matthaei
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1897-08-14

The world is full Of cranks. who are
always getting up some new fad about
hay soup or corn-fodder tea.
Scientists tell us that if we eat beef
we think; that animal food makes US
brutal and bloodthirsty. That is not
always true. 1t is the fellow whose
stomach is filled with oats, corn, Gu
cumbers and other stock feed that
wants to kill somebody. Admitting
that if you eat hog you think hog,
there is no question about hogs get
ting there, when there is anything or
anywhere to get; besides, some hogs
know more than some people.
Boss Leland lives on beef, bacon and
pie, and drinks applejack; and, OF
course he gets what he goes after.
Pie, with grease in the crust, butter
in the film and cream all over it is
the American ideal. Think Of pie
without greasel
Prophets and statesmen of old not
only filled themselves with grease,
but they poured it over them; and
when the father of Esau wanted to d e
he called for a venison potpie. so that
he could die greasy and happy.
Remove the grease from a woman's
lips and you destroy the nicrobe OF
love and abolish kissing. There can
be no sentiment OF love without
grease. There is nothing in this
world 80 necessary as grease, and the
more of it you absorb inside and out,
the longer you will live, the sweeter
your disposition, the more loving and
lovable you will be.
Lie is a battle. To fight the bat
tie, and to successfully conquer the
world, the flesh and the devil, we
must have grease. Give us grease.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1897-08-14
"Mother's Friend

any wife suffered more in ten minutes with
either of her other two children than she did
altogether with her last, having previously used
four bottles of Mothers Friend" 1t is bless
ing to anyone expecting to become q mother,
says customer y HENDERSON DALE, Carmi, Ill
Sent by Mall on receipt Of price, s1.oo PER BOTTLE.
Book ITO Expectsnt Mothers mailed free. containing
valuable information and voluntary testimonials.
The BRADFIELD REGULATOR co. .ATLaNTA,GA.
SOLD BY AL DRUGGISTS.