The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-08-15

FopulistS might explain that wheat hdO
simply left silver on an excursion.
Mckinley has ordered John Sherman &c
quit talking. Sherman was scratching the
enamel off McKinleys administration.
As soon as he perfects wireless telegraphy
Mr. Edison should see what he can do TO-
wards constructing an invisible barb-wire
fence.
LAS good as wheat is no longer an
empty phrase. Wheat is on the throne
with a brand new crown and an enameled
scepter.
When the Kansas and Oklahoma farmer
concludes his days work he lights his pipe,
sets I'D his telescope and studies the lates,
price Of wheat.
While Mark Hanna does not believe In
Mr.. Coxey's principles, he respects them
and he is glad to see Mr.. Coxey in the field
also three tickets.
that the Modern Woodmen. in the interes,
of fraternal feeling, should pound down
the edges of their axes.
The rain came Saturday night and soaked
thousands and thousands of acres Of corn
which had died two weeks before from the
deadly bite of the hot wind.
No Populist should deceive himself into
thinking that any Republican believes that
had Bryan been elected the wheat crop
would have been just as big.
After the fight between Fulton and Rock
Island, Illinois. over the Woodmen of
America, it should be remembered that the
woodmen is a fraternal society.
A Kansas poetess says: "An the world
is sinking now to rest Well hardly.
The Cinnamon are just putting on their
breeches and building the kitchen fires.
There is no doubt that there is an inter-
national anarchis, agreement which is de-
termined to establish an equal ratio for
feverish royal pillows all over the world.
A marcher among the strikers In Penn
svlvania has been dubbed John Brown"
In all likelihood old Johns soul is tramp
ing along with the strikers. II should be.
At the request of the courts the stNkin g
miners have quit marching. Later they
will be requested by the judges to kindly
quit breathing as it muses. up the atmos-
phere.
Possibly the injunction courts believe
that if the miners insist on starving them
selves, the courts have the right TO de-
clare whether 1, shall be standing still or
moving.
A German specialist has discovered that
the bite of a rattlesnake can be cured by
allowing a blacksnake TO bite YOU Before
allowing a ra;tlesnake to begin. first get
your blacksnake.
The lowly Oklahoma correspondent who
Yesterday used the phrase passionate
proximity in the Eagle should move cas-;
ard write erotic poetry for people who
breath perfumed signs.
Sonora Canovas has publicly forgiven
her husbands assassin. II Is about time
TO take that old opinion about the Spanish
being treacherous and vindictive and gent
" lower it into the ash-barreL
One of the girls in the marching districts
of Pennsylvania said to a deputy sheriff:
20. you're no, so many This is merely
an indication of how classical language L.
spreading among the common people.
The steep where Fame's proud temple
shines afar may be hard 10 climb but when
Mrs Lease can go down 20 New Jersey
and sponge on the farmers there. there is
no denying but wha, she has reached the
top.
I, would not be surprising If Mckinley
and John Sherman had trouble. John
sherman Is rot the only man 10 believe that
the Office OF president is sort o; an assist
ant secretary OF state. Jim Blaine smash
ed his face out fat on that idea o=ce.
Canada's action az Klondike Is ridiculous.
II out OF the world there projected long
ledge. just Big enough 10 hold one man. and
Re should crawl cut there and pick up a
gold nugget ard start back. be would nee.
tax collector crawling out after hin.
our big wheat crop or R1ss.a's. midas ana
Arsentine's deficit. but Mckinley al, re,
the benefit. We are TO; responsible FOR
our existence but We are walking around II
the bright. glad Sunshine Jus. the sans