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The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1897-10-20
MOI Ono of That Kind.

"No, Mr.. Hankinson," said Tommy
to the young man who,was waiting in
the parlor for Tommy's sister, Il ain't
the kind of a little boy you're always
readin' about in the papers what beg'
candy from the fellers that comes tC
see Their sisters. Still, if you've got any
in your pockets I'd be willin' to take it.
Chicago Tribune.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1897-10-20
THE DRUMMER BOY.
A Touching story by an Army Hos
pitnl Nurse.

pitnl nurse.
The following story Is told by one OF
the noble women who cared for thesuf-
fering soldiers in the great civil war:
On entering her hospital ward one
morning, she was attracted by one of
the new faces she saw there. 1t was
child's face, and it wore a smile.
His name is Henry -, not yet IL,
but he has been in the army over three
years." the attendant said.
The nurse went to the cot where he
lay.
Good morning, mother" he said,
cheerfuliy, holding out thin hand.
You dear little fellow, how came
you here? You are so young"
MY father was drafted, and got
hthem to take me with him for drum
mer-boy. I've got no mother, nor broth
ers nor sisters"
"Ah, so you called me mother. You
do need some one to take mothers place,
I'm sure"
"Yes'm. The boys told me you would
take care of me-"
"And where is your father?"
"IIe was killed three months ago at
Antietam. Twas wounded then--in my
hip-same ball that killed my father.
The surgeon says shall be a cripple al
ways"
| tn eyes of the nurse were growing
moist. MY little boy looks very happy.
after all. What makes you so?" she
asked.
The child pulled little Bible from
under his pillow and replied: I'm the
Bible it says: When my father and my
mother forsake me. then the Lord wal
take me up If | get well, and try to
| be good, l guess shall have home
somewhere. If don't get well, am
sure | shall"
There was more than one deeply in
terested listener now; and each had
some new question to ask the lad. Child
| like faith like his was rare, even in the
hosrital where it was common for men
to feel that they could not die 1n.ess
they listened to hymn or prayer.
MY little lad" some one asked, "wh"
taught you to trust in God?"
My mamma, until she died; then my
papa"
When he got better, he was heard one
Sunday morning plaintively to say
81 wish ] could go TO Sunday school,
Then there followed pleasant sight
Two of the ward attendants said: "Ge
the child ready, Well look after him.
They crossed their hands, and car
ried the cripple to Sunday school ever,
Sunday while he was in camp. Blu
they did not go alone. By ones ant
twos and threes the big soldiers fol
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1897-10-20
A Eitting Hend.

"What sort of head shall yut on
this story about the fellow wno was
tarred and feathered?" asked the new
reporter.
"How will He was bird do?" sug-
gested the court man.-Philadelphia
North American.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1897-10-20

Jinks-What foolish question! OF
course my wife objects to my smoking!
Why, how could | know?
Jinks-You ought TO be well enough
acquainted with me to know that l
would not have married an eccentric
woman.--N. Y. Journal
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1897-10-20

The New York regiment known as
Hawkins zouayes has Just unveiled a
monument at Antietim. At that bat
tie the regiment, ors Of a total of 27a
men, lost 81 killed. Itu wounded and @S
missing. People who jibe at pensions
should think over these figures.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1897-10-20
The Prop.r Authority.

Husband-I think, my dear, / must
consult a physician.
Wife-What for?
For some remedy for my dyspepsia.
Ihave most horrid dreams at night"
Better consult veterinary sur
geon."
"A horse doctor?"
"Yes. A horse doctor should be the
best authority on nightmare Tit
Bits.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1897-10-20
Renda Thnt Wny.

"I didn't know that Deacon Good
committed suicide"
"He didn't. Who said SOP"
This obituary says that he walked
fearlcssly down into the dark riyer.'''
Chicago Record.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1897-10-20
Getting His Evenn.

She-What do you mean by circulat-
ing the report that live hand-to-
mouth existence. How dare you?
He-Well, that was the way it seemed
to me. Whenever | call cn you, you put
in most of the time yawning.-Indian-
anoliS Iournnl
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1897-10-20
Mean Thing.

Miss Chatter-l knew you would be
here today to see sister.
Mr.. Cuddler (interrog,J-lntuition?
Miss NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. You
always appear on the same day that
Ethel refuses onions at dinner.-Judge,
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1897-10-20
Sure Denth.

She-His widow engaged the Oh
Hush Quartette to sing at her hus'
bands funeral.
He-I suppose she wanted to avoid
all possibility of his ever coming to
life.-N. Y. Journal.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1897-10-20
Had Thought of TINT.

young man." said the elderly gen.
tleman in choking voice, "she is the
only daughter have"
"Yes," acknowledged the young man,
"that is one reason l thought / would
like to marry her. indianapolis Jour
nal.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1897-10-20
Whys

Tenant demand a rebate on my
rent. Your darned old water-pipe
burst, flooded my cellar, and my chick
ems were drowned.
Landlord-But, my dear sir, why
didn't you keep ducks ?-Philadelphin
North American.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1897-10-20
PeriInLnf Society,

"Your daughter, madam, is suffering
from general functional arrangement
"There-I've told her often that at
tending all them functions d be tht
death of her. ."-Louisville Courier
Journal.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1897-10-20
A sad Blow.

Mr.. Bliffers-Beg pardon, Mr.. Ham
mer. but can you tell me where my
wife is seated? l can't find her.
Mr.. Hammer (auctioneer)-She has
not been here to-day.
Mr.. Bliffers (wildly)-Myl My! She
must be dead.-N. Y. Weekly.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1897-10-20
The
Home Savings Bank Go.
WELLINGTON, o.

Transact general banking business,
buying and selling notes and bills OF
exchange. Money loaned on satisfac-
tory collateral, mortgage or personal
security. Interest at AZ paid on all
savings deposits, interest: credited an
nually.
YOUR BUSINESS SOLICITED.
Safety deposit boxes situated in our
main vault at $l50 per year.
WIN. VIscHER, Pres.
G. E. SPITzER, Vice-pres.
J. H. RUST. Cashier.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1897-10-20
Caught Mt Last.

She-I've been trying to catch that
Mr.. Huggins in an untruth, and | be-
lieve I've done it.
He-Well, you ought to be happy;
you've been trying to catch him for a
good many Yonkers Statesman,
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1897-10-20
OGered in Evidence

Judge (to plaintiff in divorce)-You
say this woman induced you to marry
her while you were intoxicated, do
you?
Plaintiff-Look at her, your honor,
and judge for yourself.-Harlem Life.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1897-10-20

Governess-Why don't you eat your
consomme, BERTHE?
Bertie-'Cause I asked Harry what
became of the cook papa discharged
and he said she was in the soup
Puck.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1897-10-20

Dumley-Has Mrs. Soursweet been
successful as clearinghouse keeper?
Grumley-I should say so. She owns a
prune orchard.--N. Y. World.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1897-10-20
A Word of warning.

In buying diamonds. let's not haste,
lSut watch lest dealers trick us,
Tnr oh. they have some made Of paste
With which they love to stick us.
Il. A. w. Bulletin.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1897-10-20

Bishop McCabe, of New York, on DE
James Headache Powders.
with regard to DR.. James Headache
Powders, have no hesitation in COM
mending them to suffers from headache.
They relieve pain speedily, and | have
never known anyone to be harmed by
their use. / have been great suffer
from headache in my life. but have
almost gotten rid Of it by the constant
use Of hot water and fruit, and by doing
without coffee. The DR.. James Head
ache Powders have, however, greatly re-
lieved me at times. and l never allow
myself to be without them, and have
recommended them to others freely.
C. G. McCABE."
For sale by j. W. HOughtOn.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1897-10-20
Two Terrible Animals.

We find 1t hard to keep the wolf
Away from our front door,
But sometimes it's harder still
To keep away the bore.
IN. Y. World.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1897-10-20
Thoughtlcss Girl.

Didn't Miss Sprocket's fatherdiel last
month";"
"Yes. What of it?"
"Why. the unfeeling creature never
has had the decency to have the frame
of her bicycle painted plack. k."-Chicago
Post.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1897-10-20
rcad down. All Nickel / wed.
!. Light tyre A. NJ. Dark type z. n.
tDaily exeep' Sunday. Daily except Monday.

Drawing Room Sleeping Cars on Nos. 2, 4 and
through to Cleveland, Erie Buffalo, New York
and Boston on Nos. s, and TO Fl Wayne.
Chicago or intermediate points. Meals ara
cellcd Dining Cars at opportuno meal hours.
Baggage checked through to destination, On
inquiry you will find our rates are always lower
thnn via other lines, service considered.
For rates and detailed information address n.
r. Horner, Gen1 Passenger Agent Clovelapd. D..
Or Local Ticket Agent. ~
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1897-10-20
In ChicnEO.

II wish pair Of rubbers."
"What displacement, miss7"--M 7.
Truth.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1897-10-20
Mammn,. Numerouu putte..

Little Dot-Mamma! Mammal!
Mamma lin next room)-What?
Little Dot-My kittie has caught q
mouse, and she acts hungry. Please
come and cook it for her.-N. Y. Week
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1897-10-20
Ills Occupation Gone.

Ills Occupation Gone.
Why does the undertaken frown?
Why does he weep, why so cast DOWN
Because to-day
He put away
The only doctor In the town.
IN. Y. World.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1897-10-20
Generally.

Old nature oft Is contrary,
Deal with her as you may;
The man who talks the most Is he
That has the least to say.
Chicago News.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1897-10-20

Bishop McCabe, of New York, on DIE
James Headache Powders.
The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1897-06-27
THE COVER WORSHIP.
Major Ty|er's Lead is a Command
ing One.

Richmond, Va, June &c. The contest
for the Richmond delegation to the Roa-
noke convention having ended, both the
Ellyson and Tyler managers will now di.
rect their efforts to the remainder of the
State. Mr.. Ellvsou expresses himself as
quite we'll satisfied with the result of
Thursdays primary here under the plan
adopted for that contest:
81 Had any other plan been adopted, :"
continued Mr.. Ellyson, $50 as to let the
majority rule,as in the past,and shut out
have received practically the solid vote OF
the entire city, either by precincts, wards
or the city IL WHOLE
The friend of Major J. Hoge Tyler, on
the other hand, ARE well satisfied Nth the
result, which, they say, went to prove that
Mr.. Tyler has large following even in
this city.
Up to this time 352, or little less than
one fourth OF the membership of the
Roanoke convention, have been chosen.
The vote stands: Instrr cted for Tyler,
$50; for Ellyson, 81; uninstructed, Al.
Mr.. Ellyson is cheerful and is not at al
discouraged by the outlook. He and his
friends say that .he counties thus far
elected were those which were conceded
to the opposition. The times at which
the delegates we're elected by them were
probably fixed with n view of starting
off Major Tyler with boom.
On the other hand the Tyler people en-
press the most perfect con idence in their
candidates nomination. GA little over
four hundred are still needed by Major
Tyler" said his brother, "to secure his
nomination, while it will take little
over seven hundred votes to give the
nomination to Mr. Ellyson, and Tyler's
friends cannot see how Mr. Ellyson's
friends can overcome this discrepancy in
securing two delegates for every one the
Pulaski man receives The contest from
now on viii! be quite interesting.
The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1897-06-27
IMPRESSIVE OCCASION.
Ordination Services at the Episcopal
Theological Seminary.


Theological Seminary.
Alexandria, Va, June 26-Impressive
and largely attended ordination services
were held in the chapel OF the Episcopal
Theological Seminary near this city
After an eloquent sermon by Rev. P. H.
Phillips, of Alexandria, the deacons,
Messrs. w. B. Stehl, of Delaware; w. II.
Snead. of Utah; w. n. Tillinghast and
S. r. Guignard, of South Carolina, and
w. H. Osmond, R. G. Cowling and w. H
Laird, OF Virginia, were ordained by
Bishop Whlttle, of Virginia. Messrs
Upton b. Thomas, of Maryland, and Cary
Gamble, of Virginia, were ordained by
Bishop Randolph, of Southern Virginia.
After the ordination OF the deacons the
Rev. j. II. X. Pendleton, of Fairfax
Court House, and j. Howard Gibbons, of
Rappahannock county, were admitted to
the priesthood, the ceremony being per
formed by Bishop Whittle.
Bishop White was assisted in the SER
vices by Bishop Randolph and Bishop
Peterkin, of West Virginia. An elaborate
musical programme was rendered by the
seminary choir, assisted by the choirs of
the Episcopal Churches of Alexandria
and vicinity.
The newly ordained priests and deacons
will be assigned 10 various parishes
throughout Virginia, Maryland and other
Southern States, with the exception of
the Rev. Mr.. Snead, who will go to the
Diocese of Utah.
The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1897-06-27

TONED ability both as q lawyer, statesman
ana gentleman, would mske strong
candidate and one that will command
universal approval. Hon. VIM. r. Alex.
ander. who halls from the upper valley,
is being warmly urged for thu attorney
generalship. Mr.. Alexander is man Of
great legal attachments and Is In every
way thoroughly qualified for the position,
ne having for years been q fighter in the
front ranks for Democracy and the cause
OF The people. AS campaigner he has
no superior and few equals in the State,
being man of strong convictions, and
acknowledged ability both on the stump
and in the court room. He would add
great strength to the ticket
The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1897-06-27
'17T gIlIEE ROANOKE TIMES. SUNDAY nj NE 81

E, s. Davis, ID, vs.. Fitzgerald, ID, who
won. Freeman, d, 8 10 o; Hase, E. Q 10
U. Campbell won from Kelley.
Second round-Hawkins, 9 @; Camp
bell, 8 1. Heston, =; Fitzgerald, 9 /.
Coleman, 9 8; Huse, 80. Miller, 9 8;
Reid, 81.
Semi-finals-Heston, i 6 2; Miller, B3 O..
Hawkins, 2; Coleman, 9 q.
DOD BLES.
Preliminary round--Fitzgerald and
freeman. 9 6; Huse and Pritchard. 2 8.
First round-Fitzgerald and Freeman,
Q 8; Lacy and Davis, 81 Heston and
Campbell. A, 3; e. Hughes and Geo.
Hughes. b, 81. Miller and T. S. Davant,
IT., A. 8 6 10; Dennison AND Reid, b, s
l ). Coleman and Saunders, A, O.; Haw-
kins and Lewis, B, &c.
Second round-Fitzgerald and Free
man, 6; Miller and Davant, / 3, the
Hughes brothers. "a; Hawkins and
Lewis, rs.
Finals-Miller, 8 6; Coleman. o /. Flaw.
kins and Lewis, s Q: Fitzgerald and Free
man, 4 d.
The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1897-06-27
THE CASTOR TRAMP is DEAD.

Newburgh. N. Y, June 2G.--John Gar
vey, the famous castor Tramp" died in
the hospital at Matteawan to- day. Gar
veg one DAY about two years ago walked
into the home CT Ms. William Astor, in
New York, made his way upstairs and
went to bed in one of the chambers,
where servant found him. He was ar
rested and on trial was shown to be men.
tally unbalanced.
The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1897-06-27
MINISTER TO PERU.
Also Number of Consuls and Federal
Marshals.

Washington, June 26.-The President
day sent the following nominations to
the Senate:
Irwin d. Dudley, of California, to be
envoy extraordinary and minister pleni-
potentiary to Peru.
To be consuls-Frank G. Denison, of
Vermont, Mt Woodstock, New Bruins
wick; Frank Dillingham;, of California,
at Auckland New Zealand.
10 be United States Observation-Disclosures
z. Pitch, for the southern district of ILL
nois: Walter Fl. johnson, for the north
ern district of Georgia Addison Davis
James, for the district of Kentucky.
The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1897-06-27
CHE TRUE REAIEDY

w. NJ; Repine, editor Tiskilwa, ILL.,,
Chief" says: "Nye Won't keep house
without DIR. Kings New Discovery for
Consumption, Coughs and Colds. Elk.
perimented with many others, but never
got the true remedy until we used DR..
Kings New Discovery. No other remedy
can take its place in our home, as in it
we have a certain and sure cure for
Coughs, Colds, Whoopng Cough etc."
1t is idle to experiment with other RENE
dies, even if they are urged on You as
just rs good AS DIR. Kings New Discov-
cry. They are not as good, because this
remedy has record of cures, IN besides
it is guaranteed. 1t never fails sal sfy.
Trial bottles free at Mass;es Pharmacy,
100 Jefferson street.
The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1897-06-27

CLERKS AND Statesmen WANTED
Men who do light work and who want
light easy shoes should see our Wei Kids
at $3.50 and 50. 9S. Like you pay So and 81
for. ROANOKE SHOE co.
The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1897-06-27

Old papers for sale at The Times office
10 cents per 100 copies.
The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1897-06-27
e sssa;s: g.

Courses for Degrees, with Electives;
high standard. Also Commercial and
Preparatory Courses. Library 10000
volumes. Working Laboratory. Good
morals and discipline. Six churches
no bar-rOOmS. Healthful mountain
climate: Very moderate expenses: may
he reduced below $3.50 for nine months
Qees, board, &c.) 10th year begins Sept.
10th. Catalogue free. Address
JULIUS d. DREH Err,
"a I'm President,
The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1897-06-27

Bread, Rolls, Cinnamon Buns, hot every
evening. j. j. Catogni.
The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1897-06-27
Allegheny Springs,
- VIRGINIA. 8

OPEN FROM JUNE 1st TO NOV. LIST.
The Allegheny Water, awarded gold
medal and Diploma, Worlds Fair, Chi.
cago, and recommended by the Medical
Society of Virginia, is celebrated for it's
wonderful cures of dyspepsia, in its va
rious forms
Beautiful lawn of 40 acres. Band Of
music. Post, telegraph and express
Offices. Families seeking healthful re-
sort in the mountains to spend the heated
term can do no better. Fare excellent
Terms moderate. Write for pamphlet,
rates, etc.
q. A. COLMOUN, Prop.
y. G. Pedigo, NJ. D., Resident Physician
The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1897-06-27
FOR SALE.

FOR Scholarship in the Roa-
noke National Business College. For
particulars apply TO The Times office.
The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1897-06-27

JUST RECEIvED-2Oo pounds old
fashioned Marsh Mallows, the best; good
for sore throat. In half-pound boxes. 20
cents; one. pound boxes, 40 cents j. j.
CATOGNI.
The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1897-06-27

TO CURE "A COLD IN ONE DAY.
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets.
All druggists refund the money IL it fails
to Cure. 25c. For sale by Chas. Lyle.
The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1897-06-27

WANTED.-A baker at the Montgom-
cry White Sulphur Springs. Apply or
address at once GREEN e. COX, Man
ayers, Montgomery Springs, Va. 6271t
The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1897-06-27

For three years we have never been
without Chamberlains Coliu. Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy in the house. " says
A. H. Patter, with e. G. Atkins e. Co
indianapolis, Ind, "and my wife would
as soon think of being without flour as a
bottle of this remedy in the summer sea-
son. We have used it with all three of
our children and it has never failed to
cure-not simply stop pain, but cure alb.
solutely. 1t is all right, and anyone who
tries it will find it so'' For sale by II.
G. Barnes, "He puts up prescriptions.
When you are suffering from Catarrh
or Cold in the head you want relief right
away. Only 10 cents is required to test
It. Ask your druggist for the trial size
of Ely's Cream Balm, or buy the soc.
size. We mail it.
ELY BROS, So Warren St, n. Y.
City.
was afflicted with catarrh last au.
tumn. During the month of October I
could neither taste nor SMELL ami could
hear but little. Elys Cream Balm cured
it.-Marcus Geo. ShanutZ, PATHWAY.
n. j.
The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1897-06-27

FOR RENT.-Two nice cool rooms.
Will rent furnished or unfurnished APP
ply Mt All Fourth avenue n. G. 6262t1
The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1897-06-27

FOR RENT.-One furnished room,
with gas and bath, or three unfuI nished
rooms suitable for light housekeeping.
Southwest corner Eighth avenue and
Roanoke street. a 627tf
The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1897-06-27

The entertainment at Crystal Springs
for the last few.evenings has been much
enjoyed and many people have combined
the pleasure of car ride on warm
evening and listening to good music.
Band music is rs rule irresistible.
but when it can be heard ut cool de-
lightful place like Crystal Spring it be-
come all the more SO.
The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1897-06-27
WANTED.

wANTED.-Sewing by the day or
week. E. H., Times office. 1t
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1897-07-23
Lost Opportunity.

81 wish't I'd been here in Amerilly In
the time of the war; remarked Mr..
lIerlihy to his wife. II wouldn't be
drivin' coal-cart for a liyin', if / had"
"-Ah, well, Michael" remarked Mrs.
Herlihy, in a soothing tone, ''if you'd
gone to the wars. you might have been
kilt. man. like as not"
and fwhat if l had" said her hus-
band. refusing to be consoled, ''fwhat if
I had, Norah Herlihy? There'd have
been my pinsion comm regular livery
month, and it's ourselves could have
lived on it for the rist of our lives. in
stead of goin' out scrubbin' and drivin'
coal CARTS"
''Sure, I niver thought of that" said
Mrs. Herlihy, and melancholy silence
fell upon the pair.-Youth's Companion