Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1897-02-17
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She boasts a pretty, gold trimmed pnr.o
The envy of the host
But shopping leads from bad to worso
1t is an empty boast.
Washington Star.
She-You seem to forget yonrso,.
sir. He-How could do otherwise r.
your presence Judy.
Friend suppose everything ron
write now goes? Authorizes hrt
most of it comes back.-Harlem Iifo
Il know now" remarked the youn,
man who was sued for breach of prom
ise, why they call it counting. Tia.
Bits.
Editor-Your story is nat. Author
Yes? Editor wish to comDliman,
you. Most stories we get are rolled
up.-Puck.
"Uncle Simon, what Is phenome.
non?" "A phenomenon is a man WIN
gets so rich that he won't accept a pass
on railroad. Chicago Record.
Bubbles-My wife and l met by
accident. Thrown together by chance
as it were. Wheelwoman (eagerlyl-
Did you break the bicycles?--Buffs
Times.
II Jared pretty well on Christmasn
said the man with the blue coat. in.
deed?" Eyes; you know I'm street
car conductor. "-Philadelphia North
American
Mrs. Newlywed lin tears)-You used
to say that you would be glad to ds
for me. Mr.. Newlywed-We would
now. Mrs. Newlywed-We you may
now.-Judge.
"Tll wager that woman submarine
liver doesn't stay under the water more
than ten minutes at time" "Why"
Nobody down there to talk to."-Chl.
cago Record.
"Pugilism isn't what it used to be.p
mo; the advances made In implements
of modern warfare have thrown it into
the shade at."-Philadelphi
North American.
Hungry Higgins-All dis here hand.
out lacks is finger-bowls Weary Wat.
kins-Yes, l tink ] could git away wild
erbout a t'ree-finger bowl myself. In.
dianapolis Journal.
Representatives. men fell on live troll.
ley wires to-day. City Editor-Run 'em
In the current events column. Chorus
of groans from the force. )-Cincinnatl
Commercial Tribune.
She-Mr. Fullback never boasts of bis
football exploits, does he? He-No,
understand that he has nearly killed
half dozen men, but he never says a
word about it.-Puck.
"Called any today" "Only once,
and then / was left out in the cold"
You don't mean it; wherey" Down
at Bagsley's. He held four aces."-Cin-
cinnati Commercial Tribune.
Alethea (blushingly)-Now don't, Mr..
Dusnap! l know little Ferdinand Is
watching at the key-hole Dusnap-
Wei, let's crafty his curiosity, and
then he may go away.-Puck.
Il am sorry to hear that Allwuhl, the
clothing merchant, has failed in bust.
ness" How did it happenF "Oyer-
confidence. He brought on a carload
Of ear-muffs. Chicago Tribune.
Judge Ito couple sentenced for fight.
mg)-Have you anything to say? Male
Defendant would like to have my
wife commence her term in prison after
l am released.-German exchange.
She-Do you believe in long engage
ments? He-Well, / think an engage
ment should be long enough to test a
mans constancy and to give the girl
time to learn to cook.-Brooklyn Life.
Helm waiting for the interesting
woman of 80 that the novellsts talk
about. She-Well, you won't find her
In Vienna. All the women here under
SO are not over 22.-Illustrated Bits.
You know that old gag of telling the
beggar that you are working this side
Of the street? / tried 1t the other day.
"Did it work?" mo; he licked me for
getting on his beatr'-Chicago Record.
Cholly-It would be queer, doncher.
know, if the Theosopbists were right,
and If we came to life again in some
other form. She-Yes, Cholly; some
folks might expect better luck next
time.-Puck.
Mrs. Mulligan-Do yez feel better this
morning, Mrs. O'Toole? Mrs. O'Toole-
do, and then again l don't. MIS-.
Mulligan-Thot's bad, fur it's harrud
to know whether to say I'm sorry or
glad.-Harpers Bazaar
"They must have had a cyclone over
at Newriches' last week" Nv nat
makes you think so?" Mr.. Newrlches
said they had their monogram blown
into every piece of glass in the houses
Detroit Free Press.
What kind of goods, ma'am?" ASKED
the salesman. Il think replied 'io
young woman who had just bought
wheel and was about to order her mrs.
riding suit, ''you may show me some u
your early fall styles. Chicago lriD'
une.
"Ah," asked the lady, "ths rous0