The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-04-30
Along the Kansas Nile.

Mrs. Lease has just gone for Lewelling
| by an overwhelming majority.
The Fort Scott Monitor says that Mrs
Leases reply TO Senator Kelly was tame.
An Arkansas City man refuses TO believe
| The airship stroies on the ground that the
sky is SO full of air.
A Kansas paper says that Greece is look
ing wildly around for the referee so that
she can blame it on him.
Senator Kelly, just the same will not
cross any more tracks without looking out
for the Mrs. Lease locomotive.
It is perhaps cruel TO say so, but the
Greek forces acted a good deal Ike the
last falls edition OF Sam Peters guberna-
tcrial boom.
A Topeka jury has decided that II does
rot hurt a mans reputation 10 publish the
fact on him that ne mas been suspended
from the o. NJ. B.
A Rock Island man says the Santa Fe
trains go so slow that they are talking OF
putting the cow-catchers on the hand-csrs
where they are needed.
The humorist OF the present admInistra-
ton is Hefflebower, the state treasurer. he
is rare Wit, II some OF the examples in
the Topeka papers are true.
Professor Dyche stiu maintains his arts
tic posture OF appearing perfectly certain
that the North Pole Will rot be discovered
before he himself gets around 10 H.
The Kansas fellows are getting litile
irritated over the way when Mckinley
makes appointments he distributes the
name OF Ohio around through the list.
Governor Leedy IS not narrow minded. In
acknowledging a flask OF whisky from
friend the other day he said (; was excel
lent and as soon as he has emptis9 Il. hs
viii call for more
Governor Leedy viii Iet Afr. Dixon OF Elk
county out OF the penitentisry or the ~
deTs;aad:ng that he must never take anoih-
er drink and if he does Re must 70. back
az m without rTisB IL
a Santa Re man ssys that tire Rock Is
land trains are 50 weak IN speed that tie
cook on dining car out 90 Chicago HAMS
Of the rear bumpers and shsrpens "a
butcher knife by holding 81 on the rails.
Several men "a Topeka gzspec when that
yellow gentleman invented ~ Shakes
pezrs c-ep; into Cymbeine's chamber and
examined her collection % nloiez- Z was q
daring thing 20 pat Cyfrosll1e on T. cody
Topeka
TIE fellows zho started cut - make :;
50 hard for LeTeI.nx that &c would rex-rn
from the railroad commission we're sys-
sertly labo-luz under Ire Eslaslon ihz-
Lexelling was TOT fastened 20 TIA: 5oc
vth hooks
In EinEanzn county a man sighted an air
ship and wrapping a nS;e around = ball
threw = up 20 ne man TIE man n the
sirship read i sn3 shook Rs head al szr-
81 away. Tze kirgrnzn county nan Vas
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President Hewitt e; q os over and so5ys
express for the college q 20 recent eess-
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nost worthy institution u Kansas &C. ger
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srest western institutions % s31cssssz-
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