Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1897-01-29
ODD NAMES IN CONGRESS.
4 Warrington Newspaper Has Fun with
the Representatives Elect

the representatives EteCt
From over in Maryland comes DR.
Booze, and, while there may be no sig.
nificance whatever in this close commune.
ton, the name of the representative in
the very next district is Mudd. Mary.
land also sends Barber and Baker
to the next house. A Cooke is found in
the Illinois delegation, Gardener in
New Jersey, a Plowman in Alabama, a
Cowherd in Missouri, Bishop in Mich
igan, q Brewer in Ohio, two Coopers,
Que from Texas and the other from Wis
consin; two Taylors, one from Ohio and
the other from Alabama; four Smiths,
two from Michigan and one each from
Illinois and Arizona. A Miller comes
from West Virginia, but Illinois fur
nishes Mills. Illinois also has Hunter;
New Jersey and North Carolina each a
Flower. But Pennsylvania contributes
Robbins.
The little New England state Of Rhode
Island sends Bull, Virginia a Lamb,
North Carolina Martin, Mississippi
Fox, Missouri Cooney, and Ohio a
Kerr, while Skinner comes from North
Carolina, and Packer from Pennsyl-
vunia. There is Fischer in the New
York delegation, but the only thing for
him to catch is Sauerhering, of Wiscon-
sin. Fruit, too, Is scarce, there being
only one Berry, from Kentucky.
Congress Is a large body in itself,
hut 1t has only Foote in New York
and Tongue in Oregon. A whole
Mann is in Illinois, however, and there
Is another Handy in Delaware. There
Is Moody in Massachusetts,, Minor in
Wisconsin, and Young in Virginia and
Pennsylvania, and, above all, n Bland
in Missouri. New York appropriates to
itself all the Payne, North Carolina all
the Love, and Missouri all the joy.
Utah Is represented by King, Illinois
by Prince, and the people of Iowa by
their Cousins.
The silver Moon from the Tennessee
mountains looks down peacefully upon
Hill in Connecticut, a Marsh in Hi
nois, near which is planted Cam on
that has seen much service, Flood in
| Virginia, Beach in Ohio, an Eddy in
Minnesota, Strait in South Carolina
and Hull of long standing in Iowa
while it sheds n bright Ray upon tn,
state of New York.
Color lines are not sharply drawn
for there are only Browns in Ohio and
North Carolina, White in the latter
state and both White and Jett in Hi
nois
4 Bell from Colorado may ring Loudly
in California and Sweet and Low in
New York. Pennsylvania sends two
flne-looking Stones, both of whom have
been here before, while Vermont, which
has such an abundance of fine marble
sends only Grout. Three good Walkers
will be in the next house, one from
Massachusetts, and two from Nebraska
The Little man from Arkansas may
offset Grow in Pennsylvania.
Messrs. Robb, Steele and CANDLE
would hardly be success as firm II
any other business than bank breaking
or train wrecking in either Missouri
Indiana, or South Dakota. Should the,
decide to divide their Gaines in Tennes
see they might Settle in Kentucky, o.
possibly in North Carolina, after
Sharp contest. Should any of the mem
bers of congress desire to indulge il
the national game they may use th
I,all, which will be sent here by Texas
Illinois will be sure to make a sDf
Hitt.-Washington Post.