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Public Hotties.
DosT OFFICE NOTICE.


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rinisa Matter, ~ iSsr !!rf%any: aud sSsecisiiiy.
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STEAMER. tase Printed mstier, &C.. for all coul.
'f'e'i0f which they are advertised 10 carry mall
After thu closing Of she Supplementary rran,.,l.n:
msli nA are ne opened spV ON ts pIeqs Il app, HmeqIesS.
h asin oS, nr sn;i1 within AM f Tss aiaa ;'s. "s ne hour ssa t e
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sssaifi%lfi1xls faS5x,sG g ' and itel &sssJsf team;
snip umnrl letters Tor othrr paris ~ Mexico ana
for GIiNADA TiINiDA and TobAGo' per
stra,nship Grenada; at ~ NJ. FOR PORTO RICO'dL.
rect, per Steamship Arkadiai at 4 r VI. for MAS
ShU n, r.. per steamer from Miami Fla,
SUNDAY Al $3.50 =. 81 for 81. PiEPRE.MIQUELon.
psr steamer from Halifax.
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Available cash balance. In.
Guiding gold balance ...e2I

Money In London. l1lN = cent. Rate of dis.
count IN open market, for both short and three
months bills. ia y cent. Amount OF bullion
withdrawn from the Bank OF England on bal.
ance to-day 100000. The Bank of England
minimum rate OF discoupt reduced y h cent.
rate now 2 y cent. Tho proportion Of It's re-
serve to tie liabilities is 52.45 Y cent. against
53.3s Y Cent. last week and $3.50 same week
last year. Bullion In the Bank OF England in
creased fae 900. Paris adviccs quote 3 y cents.
at l03 francs Is centine-. Exchange on Lon.
don. % francs 10 confines. The weekly state
ment Of the Hank Of France shows an Increase
OF l.150.o00 francs gold aud an increase Of
1.4b0. 900 francs silver.
The sales of mining stocks at the New York
Consolidated Stock and Petroleum Exchange
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FINANCIAL <xD coxxzncIAE.

VIEW Tors stock Ex-ehs.ss-ssiss Fss. q
r.,1rp srArrs n STAT. BONDS ns si.ooos,.
, os CT 4. o.iso7. 10 8 %, close. Il 2x
ilanal1ehl l6 vses.dsttr.s on
u.,,.. an ,StrEn sTATrs pouna
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Intense duiness reisned in the cotton market to-day.
What little trading there was was OF q local scalplng
nature and At the close prices wer. practically IN:
changed from last nirhts maj quotations. Liverpool
was higher and prices here advanced slightly at tho
opening In Response to the advance In Liverpool. The
orlean. advanced. Liverpool an the south were
Before the close prices reacted owing to the absence
OF support. IL was rumored here that NELL Bros. will
issue a buliish circular, but this report was not con.
armed. The quantity To come into sight for tue week
IL now estimated at 10000 bales maximum, though
Will inciud. about 10000 bales corrections In the
weeks receiptL
Corrrs-hio on tho spot was duh; No z. eAc. Sales
1000 bags No. Z at VIC and i.y0O bags harscaibo on
private termA Tho future trading was a follows:
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fiaanriaI.
REORGANIZATION.
Atchison, Topeka and Santa Fe
Railroad.
ATCHlSon, TOPEKA AND SANTA re
RAILROAD COMPANY.

on and after February 8. 1897, holders OF certIn.
Gates OF deposit OF the Guaranty Trust Company for.
merry New York Guaranty aud Indemnity Company
Issued for stock OF the ATCHlsoS, ToPEKA nj
SANTA ~ RAILROAD COMPANY, may exchange
their New York, London. and Amsterdam certificates
at the ONCE OF the GUARANTY TRUST COMPANY.
60 CEDAR STREET New York. and their Boston
certificates at the once Of the OLD COLONY TRUST
COMPANY. Ames Building. Boston. for the common
and preferred stock of tho new company to which
they are entitled unuer the p All OF Reorganization.
Holders OF such certificates are entitled upon sur.
render thereof to receive shares OF the common stock
OF the new company to the amount OF the shares OF
the old company represented by their certificates, and
In addition thereto onetenth OF that amount In pre-.
ferred stock OF tho new company. Holders Of certif.
icates entitled to fractions Of preferred stock may
sell such fractions to tho Trust Company to which
their certificates nro surrendered or may buy from IL
such amounts az may be necessary to entitIc them to
an entire share. The price OF fraction, will be based
on the closing quotations at the New York Stock Re.
change on the day previous II will be understood
that parties forwarding certificates ~ mail desire to
sell any fraction OF share to which they may be en-
titled. unless they instruct 70 the contrary.
Holders forwarding certificates by mail ara request.
cd to state whether they desire tho now securities
sent to them by mail or by express at their OF penss.
All certificates must DO Endorsed In blank, and IL
stock is requested In any name other than that ap
pesring on the face OF the certificate. Its assignment
must DO attested by som party satisfactory to the
Trust Company or must be acknowledged before .
notary public.
One hundred schedules per diem will be exchanged
at each depositary.
Tho transfer books for certificates Of deposit will
close permanently on this data.
NEW York, February 3, 1927.
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Commissioner OF Street improvements OF the Twenty
third snd Twenty.tourth wards

NorlCE.-The Department OF Docks will sell. Feb
~ ruary nth, 1897, on til. premises at 10 o'clock
noon. paving blocks. on Horatio ana Jane sta. be-
tween West ST. and the river, and lstli ay., between
GAnsevourt and West 18th sis For particulars see
City Record. COpIes for sale at Nc. 9 CITY Hall.
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Atlanta & Charlotte Air Line
Railway Company.


IS WALL STREET. NEW YORK. January so. 1897.
This company has made an arrangement with the
Mercantile Trust 4 Deposit Com any OF baltimore 10
extend is First Mortgage Preference Bonds maturing
April ist next. the principal To be payable on January
pay able October lat aud April LIST In each year.
such OF The present holders % may deaire to avail
themselves OF ", and who shall deposit their bonds
for that purpose on or before March 18th, 1897, at
such depo,tories as shall he named by the Mercantile
Trust and neposit Company.
Tue coupon due April ist 1897. from bonds the
holders OF which avail themselves of this extension.
posit OF such bonds,
Atlanta q Charlotte Air Line Railway Co.
III 4, =. F~AIRCHILD. President
BALTIMORE. Maryland. January soth. 1897.
Referring TO tho above nOtce Of the Atlanta A
Charlotte Air Line Railway Company. we are now
ready to receive any ~ the Atlanta A Charlotte Air
Line First Mortgage Preference Bonds for extension.
either at our once In Baltimore, or at the once Of tho
Central Trust Company, No. % Wall Street. New
York.
Al the time of delivery 81 such bonds for this pur.
], 1897. viii hs paid.
" shall also 10 prepared on and after March LIST.
lss' To buy at ioSit lApril coupon attachedl any Of
the bonds the holders OF which may desire to sell
Mercantile Trust and Deposit Co. of baltimore.
ny JOHN GILL, President,
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Glrrtions and al Lettings.


TN ANNUAL MEETING OF the shareholders OF the
1 sixth Avenue Railroad Company for the election
OF thirteen directors will no held AZ No. 40 Wall e.
room ~. New York city, on Tuesday. Feb. 9, 1897.
from ~ to ! o'clock. Transfer books closed Jan. ~
to Feb. o. Z. II. GARRISON. Secretary.
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Tegal Notirrs.

T. SPECIAL y OF The COURT
n In tho First Judicial Department held at Part l.
thereof In tho County Court House, New York City
on the 18th day OF November spu.
Present, Hon, FREDERICK snYTH, Justice.
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PRINTED NATTER, &c.-Uermsn steamers sailing
on IuesIays Ihursdays aud SATURDAYS take
Addressed Printed Matter. &C, Or other parts OF
EUROPE. White star steamers on "Wednesday take
Specially Addressed Printed Matter. &c, for
Europe. American. Cunard. and French line
steamers take Printed Matter, &c., for all coun.
tries for which they are advertised 10 carry mail
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1897-02-05

Malls for Newfoundland. by rail to Halifax. and thence
by steamer, cose ut this onice daily nj b 80 Z N.
Mail. for Nlauriop, by rail to hos On and thence
10y steamer. close at this ONCE daily at $50 =. NJ.
Mails for Cuba close at TINS ONCE daily at Z 200 A.
NJ. for forwarding by steamers sal Ing Mondays
and Thursiays) from Port Tampa. Fla. Mails Tor
Mexico. overland. unless specially addressed for
despatch by steamer close Mt this ofcr daily AZ
700 4. NJ ikcgIstered mail closes at 1:OO r.
HInNlaua aaN
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WRnted-Jrmales

A RTiFIcIAL FLOWERS. - Wanted, good piqust
n makers and young girls as learners
FUCKER & JosEfHi. 7l5sl1 Broadway.
A RTIFlcIAL LOWERS Wanted, good rose makers
"A and flower makers, work given out,
ZUCkEK s JOSEPhY. 75'ii7 broadway.
EINH vIoI.ErS wanted. Amply all week -
Il CAMILLE FLORlOT'S. 43 Fast 9th ST.
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Situatisns ayanted--Femules.

NASHIER-A young lady desires position as cashiosi
Y references u, WEluLET, a45 PARK aN., b,klyn.
TRAINED NURSE would like to care for invalid
i lady or take charge OF chi.d going south. Address
T., II, Newark. M.
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~. Fab. &.-rhs closing quotations OF electric
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Total saiss, 1925 shArsa
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1897-04-14

popular demand, invited it to Ho-
nolulu, but the Provisional Gov.
eminent countermanded the invi-
tation. SO the outfit went to Hon
duras. There it appears its ex-
perience has not been altogether
satisfactory to the management.
at has suffered from the revolu-
tons there, "a New Orleans cor
respondent wires," and has been
oppressed by the extraordinary
taxes, and the Government of
Honduras has insisted upon
change in the scheme of the
lottery, and that a large percent
age of the money received for the
tickets shall be distributed in
prizes. This has Disguised the
incorporators, who are looking
for a new field" Nevada's rowdy
proclivities, as evidenced by its
Legislatures protfer of hospitality
to prize fighting, have induced
the lottery gang to think that The
Silver State is their natural haven
OF rest. They will offer inducements
to Nevada, therefore, for site for
their demoralizing establishment,
and, if bargain be struck, will
try to find some way of getting
over the disability of being pro-
hibited from using the United
States mails for their transactions.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1897-04-14
DOOM OF TRUSTS.

According to a New York dis.
patch, there is a general opinion
that the Federal Supreme Court,
in lis decision adverse to the
Iransmissouri Freight Associa-
ton, has struck q mortal blow at
every form of trust and combina-
ton under the terms of the Sher-
man anti trust law. Several associ-
ations of manufacturing and trans
portation interests are mentioned
as especially affected, and it is
even said that the law may be
made to apply to. the labor organ
izations. If the law is inadequate
for the purpose it is for the peo-
pie to see that they get laws which
will forbid all organized efforts to
crush free competition or to sup
press individual liberty of action.
For the tyranny of these things in
modern days is as baneful as that
OF absolute monarchs in times
happily past forever for the lead
ing nationalities of the world.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1897-04-14

Through the developments of
the y ray, the modern Esculapius
will be more a machinist than a
chemist. One of his kind in
Chicago has begun securing PEG
pies stomachs, just as Billy Roe
at the foundry would clean pis-
ton box. One may almost imagine
the time coming when a doctor
will sit in a window with his kit
like a matchmaker, and take a
fellow all apart and put him to-
gether again after scrubbing his
diaphragm or Cling his vertebra.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1897-04-14
LOTTERY MOVING.

1t is reported at New Orleans
that one of the effects of the prize
fight i'll Nevada will be the re-
moval Of the Honduras lottery to
Nevada. This is the old louisa.
ma lottery that, failing to get a
renewal Of its charter in 1892, had
to go abroad. Hawaii by its Lee
gislature, upon an overwhelming
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1897-04-14
Purifne $l.OO.

Don't delay in purifying the
air you daily breathe and
trust to kind providence that
you may escape illness. Now
is the time to commence the
good work, don't wait until
the dead heat of summer has
arrived; it may be too late.
Take time by the forelock.
To be forewarned is to be fore
armed. .
Purifne in quantities to suit.
We are the Sole Agents.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1897-04-14
Sb2 EveQi29 BuIieti3,
DANIEL LOGAN. Editor.
WEDNESDAY, APRIL Id, 1897.
JAPANS CURRENCY.

Senator Wolcott has expressed
the opinion that the recent cur
rency legislation of Japan must
not be construed as an attempt to
establish and maintain q gold
standard, but simply an attempt
to preserve the economic adyan.
tages which she at present enjoys
because of the gold premium
which exists in japan. He furth.
er says that at the present price
Of silver measured by gold, the
result Of tueactiou Of Japan would
be to drive all lis silver out of that
country. 1t is hard to see
how Japan can retain the advan-
tages of gold premium by bring.
ing its silver coinage up to the
market parity with gold. This
policy would seem to destroy the
gold premium at a stroke. If
Japan has bIundered it is probab-
iy in putting her silver coinage
too close to its metal value in an
uncertain state of the market. In
other words, making dear money
OF her subsidiary coinage, which,
according to the accepted maxim,
renders it liable to expulsion.
Therefore Senator Wolcott
Is likely right when he says silver
may be driven out of Japan. This
result would not happen, however,
if-.as the BULLETIN has suggest
ed previously-the very action of |
Japan should prevent any more
depression of the silver market. |
The bimetalist Senator herein |
quoted is probably wrong in
sizing up Japan's motive. That
country has, it is more reasonable
to suppose, an eye to the accumu-
lation of gold stores through the
medium OF foreign trade. She
anticipates a balance of trade in
her favor, increasingly, from
many quarters where she is
sending her own peoples steam
ers. 1t really seems to be a SEN
sible policy, and better calculated
to promote universal bimetallism,
than the emergency expedients-
putting the nation into debt
which the United States has had
to employ for preserving her
treasury balance of gold. Japan
has taken the bull by the horns, 1t
would appear, by adopting a cur
rency scheme very like one advo-
Gated. by some able professors in
the United States. These argued
on the principle of Grants famous
advice about specie payments
THE best way to resume specie
payments is to resume" They
Transforming the
silver currency to parity with
gold, on the basis of relative
Ialues of the metals at the time
present, and the nations assum-
ng of whatever loss accrued from
he transformation.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1897-04-14
New


Our Retail Department hav-
ing met with such success, and
wishing to accommodate our
patrons in furnishing their kit
chen with a complete outfit,
we concluded to add to our
already large stock of House
furnishing Goods
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1897-04-14
The Michigan Stove Co.,
OF DETROIT, MICHIGAN,

are the largest manufacturers
of this class of goods in the
world. They make the largest
and best line that are parttcu-
larly adapted to this country.
We secured the Agency for
these Islands, and now have
on the way a large shipment
of these justly celebrated
Ranges and Cook Stoves.
They will be here on the ar
rival of the barkentine ar
cher, which will probably be
about the Goth of this month.
Anyone contemplating buying
a new range will do well to
wait a few days and have the
finest assortment to select from
ever brought to this market,
and at prices to suit the times.
BR~ Due notice will be
given of their arrival.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1897-04-14
) Cents a Gallon.

No prudent housekeener can
afford to run the risk of con-
tracing sickness, which is sure
to occur, should you neglect
to keep the sewers, cess-pools
and outhouses in a perfectly
deodorized condition.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1897-04-14
Notice to Voters,

All persons desiring 70 vote ut the
General Election to be held on the
last Wednesday in September of this
year viii be required to register be-
fore the Board now in session at the
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1897-04-14
Purifne 25C.

Any Physician will endorse
what we claim when we tell
you that nine teuths Of all
fevers and alike illness is the
result of carelessness about
the sanitary conditions of the
premises.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1897-04-14
Mechanics and Transfers.

Anyone needing the services Of
First-clsss Mechanics, Tesmsters,
Lunas, ETC., eau he supplied by apply
ing to j. Alfred Magoon, or to the
Hawaiian Hagey Institute, Telephone
7O6 +. WILBURTON,
bS2 I'm Manager.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1897-04-14
Purifne SOC.

One great objection to most
disinfectants is that they have
such a disagreeable odor. Puri-
fine is odorless.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1897-04-14

Old Legislature Hall, Judiciary Build.
ing
HENRY DAVIS, Chairman.
JOSEPH NJ. CAMARA, JR.,
ROBERT HOAPtLI BAKER.
Board of Registration, Island OF Oahu.
Honolulu, April 10, 1897.
5S3.3t.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1897-04-14
Removal Notice.

On and after April LIST, Drs. Cooper
& Raymond will occupy the offices df
DIR. McGrew on Hotel street. Office
hours from 8 80 10 10 n IN, l 80 10 8
and Ito s p. IN. Telephone No. l54.
$40 I'm
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1897-04-14
N, FERNANDEZ.
NOTARY PUBLIC and TYPEWRITER

OFFICE: 20s Merchant street, Campbell
Block [rear OF j. o. Carriers otficel, 2. o.
Box 1886
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1897-04-14
Irrigation Notice.

Holders of water privileges, or those
paying water rates, are hereby mott
fed that the hours for irrigation pur.
poses are from to 8 o'clock A. NJ and
from to 8 O'clock Y. NJ.
ANDREW BROWN,
Supt. Honolulu Water Works.
Approved: J. A. KING, Munster of
Interior.
Honolulu, II. l., April 6, 1897.
577-Cf
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1897-04-14
Timely Topics

THE NATIONAL FEED BOX
is a perfect device for slow
feeding in the stables or. on
the road and is a boon both
to the horse and his owner.
1t is the best device yet in
vented for feeding all kinds of
grain, chopped food, bran
mash, water or medicine.
1t is made of steel, PRACTICAL
ly indestructible. The follow
er slides on a malleable iron
rod, riveted to the box, our
latest invention. Finely gal
vanized. Easily Cleaned. Pure
and Odorless. Light and Port
able. The only box for cam
paigning. Used and approved
by owners and drivers of the
fastest horses in the world.
Especially adapted to the use
of fire and police departments,
stock farms, and public and
private stables.
Owners and drivers of horses
entered for the nth of June
races should see that their
animals are provided with
these feed boxes. They will
be sure winners if they do.
Betting men should not invest
a dollar on a horse that has
not been fed from the NATION
AL FEED Box. They will be
sure losers if they do.
Horsemen generally and
every man, woman or child |
who owns a horse is invited !
to call and see them at |
TH Il
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1897-04-14
Ranges AND
Cook
Stoves.

Looking carefully through
the different works in the
East, we find
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1897-09-22
WHAT HE MADE.
The IJan Told, and Yet the Professor Was
Not Satisfied.

Professor B., who conducts the
cliuic of nervous diseases at - Med
icai college of Chicago, is himself q
very nervous and easily irritated man.
Recently at lie close CT long clinic,
when teacher and students were we'll
t.rC1 out, TIE assistant rushed In and
asked to haze exhibited very interest
ing case which had jest arrived.
"Wel, Ice quick about it," said the
doctor, ard Ee proceeded to emphasize
some previous remarks concerning the
influence CT occupation upon nervous
conditions, which point he proposed to
illustrate III TIE case to be presented.
The patient, Gn awkward Swede,
having been hustled into y chair, waa
row copflcEted by Professor B.,
with the admoni;ion to be brief and ac-
curate i'll his replies, as time was linn
ited.
"Eow. sir. what 90 you ao?" he CON-
G,erced.
Jaw am not vera we'll.
''No. 1 say, what do you do?"
Cob. yas! Aw verk.''
"Ycs, l know, but what kind Of
worlz:''
"Oh, eet cs hard verk."
eyes, but do you shovel" tillustrat-
ing with gesture) ''or drive Car or
wO,!: at Il machine. or do
ooh, yas! Aw verk at a masheen.
"Ah! What kind OF a machine?"
ooh, ct e5s big masheenr
BY this time the students were grim
ming broadly and whispering rleasaI-
tries, AL Of VI hich caused the professor to
reGden and break into Il yoliey at the
poor Swede.
New look here. cir! I want 10 more
of this. Ycu answer the questions ask
you o. go hGnc. What 90 you make Oh
this mach;Gc:'
\ ray cf intelligence lit up tie face
Of TIE Swe6c and, with a confident
smile, he said: "oh, now aw understan
yo'i Yo' vGLt 10 know vat aw ,nak' on
the inasheeI, eesn't et;'
Yes, sir, that is il. What do you
niakc?'
"Aw max II cents al hour And
ne and The class were dismissed
pcr's Magazine.