New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-11-14
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

our employ a very green young woman: whose ma
tionallty is typhcd by an emblem Of the same ver-
dant color. This young woman, like the one your
story speaks Of, also to through an inelli-
gence CD office She showed her intelligence on the
first day OF her service In our family She was told
go out In the yard and take down the clothes
line which was stretched among a haf-dozen posts
set up for that purpose. She al the job for so
long a time that we began to wonder what earth
the matter with her. We went out to see what
she was doing, and there found her working
away vigorously with a spade She had already dug
up three OF the posts and had almost completed the
work on a fourth when found her. She didn't
stay with us long"
Husband-Mara, wake. up, quick! The house is on
ire. You save the baby.
Wife-Oh, my wheel, my wheel g..
Dorchester Herald.
Western Kansas is oyerrun this year with coyotes
Il was thought that they had been almost extermi-
mated by the warfare made by the settlers OF the
new country: but reports from that section indicate
that they are multiplying Instead OF diminishing.
They have killed thousands of sheep. and even 80
into the farmers henhOuses and kill their chickens
Dogs are no protection against their invasons. for
one coyote. If cornered will whip three ordinary
dogs
When Andrew d. White now the United States
Ambassad al Berlin. was our Minister 10 Germany
nearly twenty years ago he received some queer let-
ters from Americans asking Tor ms iniiuenee ,o III
their behalf I'm Cour; circles. Perhaps the funniest
a IF y Tas IN t the Wes Who nc5sed in her letter
forr uieces Of white linen, each some SIX incnes
s s5nrr sh % SrS s' anl am making an auto
graph quilt. want you TO get me Inc Autographs
OF The Emperor the Empress the Crown Prince ana
bismarck and tell them to be very careful not 70
write near the edge OF ne sindreS a. thsr a."
has TO be- allowed Tor putting ''eih 'ose'''
youths Companion.
Lord Brougham used to tell" says The Birmins-
ham Posi-" how he had cOnversed with an eye
witness OF the execution Of Charles !, and as Inv
former did not die until 1868 this represented
space Of 29 years with only one life between. WIN
In the last few years there was to be met In Lonaoh
a gentleman whose grandfather had ;old him OF
taIk ne once had with an old Devonshire laborer
who had seen when A child. the landing OF William
OF Orange In Torbay. The writer OF these lines mao
met at dinner one who had talked with hostess OK
Dr Johnson, In the person Of Mrs Dav'd GarricA'
while Mr. Gladstone's earlier memories incuoe an
Interview with Hannah More. who was the great
oxioogranher hatterer and friend and an acquaint'
anceship with Thomas Grenvle. who, not far from
one hundred and twenty years ago. arranged tho
terms OF separation between this country ana Inc
United States
Plankington-I understand that you had TO 60 to
law about that properly 'hdt was iei' 'ou' ii"''
Bloomded-You bet have. He owns the property
now-fBoston Traveller
.Krnnel' said an old Georgia darby according
20 The Atlanta Constitution" will you do me
favor when you's up ter de LEGISLATURE"
..Certainy" replied the representative, III It's IN
nv power. What is it?'
Don't dey hey lots er bills UP dere subj
"Oh yes-lots."
An you'll be comm home bout Christmus' suh''
Yes"
wen sub. do-ef YOU please. suh-brins me 8,
Bill"
Rox i over the death of his bookkeeper. Ana YET
Won have always said that he had no heart ana re-
rNal hN- asnf Nss
,oa,ar Gas 96oui 1G0 behind in MS accounts and
Hid Rox was keeping him on and making him work
II out '-fCincinnau Enquirer
4, English p,pcr tells OF a Tory army officer who
trained his Scotch collie TO bark and growl when
ever Mr. Gladstone name was mentioned. he hved
to bury his favori,e pet and ever thereafter used 20
decorate the dogs grave with primroses on LORD
Reaconsneld's birthday Now tho old Tory Is dead
himself and he left instructions that his body should
10 cremaed and the ashes buried in his garden De-
side the grave Of his dog.
81 SEQ said the shoe clerk hoarder. that there Is
a King Of Africa who has been drunk 10Y "''e''
THAT" said the Cheerful idiot. rs what might d
called a soaking reign. "-dniianapolS JourHa"
1.-THE syracuse Post" says that girl baby vas
recently brought to a clergyman OF tne cry 70 10
baptzed The latter asked the name OF the pdDJ'
''Dinah NJ" the father Responded ...,
..pnt vh,, does the M stand for2' interrosated
"Well. do no; know YET II an "''''''' Uf NV
she turns out" ..us.rs,,rd
YOU" said the dominic ,As
"Oh n she turns out nice and sweet ana hauus
abor, tho house Ike her mother. | shall call her
Dinoh May But II she has fiery temper ana as
plays a bombshell disposition. Ike NINE SnaN can
her Dinah Might"
Smith-Your friend Nheele' 10 '''"" w
ali
BTown-I should say he is why ne even carries car! e.
his watch In the rear pocket OF ms trousers " w.
nrcv, M his ever being behind tme-'Nhic"so N'"''
,,oo.uo nud,ev seymour Of Ilow-Hayen will soon
~, &c ,r,ores,iny relic TO Yale College !; consists
., ~. ,oubl, doors OF the house OF the fev. VIII
Tan, Russell OF Branford. Conn. wneie III the yea.
ZOO the trustees of the future Yale Coiese met anu
| rres,nted forty hooks each trustee as he ia'' 'ne
volumes down saying according 20 inc ',
c,yo those hooks for the founding OF co'ese :"
nj, ,,,or,," The original house was built In 1910
a 49, hourht by Mr.. Russell twelve years later.
I, was torn down In 1885 but the doors were s..u.A
and KEEP, in a garrett by Mrs Mary b. Russeii Nam,
| az Rranford a descendant of William huSsei' aA
| ,,,,, har they have been obtained by MI Se'h'ou''
nho viii have them handsomely framed ana pi~
80 ~ rho University possibly in 1901. In coh"ee-
| No.. NTH tho two hundredth anniversary OF '"'
| founding.
Attorney-Have you formed or expressed an 'p'h-
Ion concerning this case ... ,,r,,ed or expressed
an opinion about anything for eighteen m T,h,
| the anitor OF n womans cuo'-'O"'"eo
| Here are A few hints that georgia pape' $3.50
| Gently given TO its delinquent SUBSTITUTE. 80,
on subscription would be aceeptape now.
| feel grateful to a lot OF our suoscroels ""o -
$3.50 rs win n dollar this week" SAY, cant you
hrns ne load OF wood on your subscription "heh
Won come to town? 1t will be mighty lonesome W
here without any fire this winter "A sups M
want, TO know II will accept whp-poo' WIN p.Hs
| and seed potatoes In payment for suos'f'po. "a
| Sr,rd.tones." 1--WE are needing what you owe US
and, II you haven't got the money. we WI. , s"s.
cows. calves. hogs sheep. goats chickens egg ~
~, corn wheat oats, peas, meal and in fact any
| thing or everything can eat or SELL
uarrIet-He had the presumption to kiss me, ,oom.
| then all the other girls had gone Out u Wv
| so I don't much -, -, =. ve kisted