Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1897-01-14

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A youth named John Martin son of
Albert Martin, residing at Sideling HILL
| Pa, met most horrible death recently,
being cremated while tied to gate. The
boy and his two sisters were playing in
| the barnyard. and had placed an old
gate i'll an upright position between a
stack of straw and a stack of fodder. The
| The gate represented a horse stall and
! John was tied to it for the horse. One
of the girls had some matches She
accidenIly set the stack of straw on fire,
and i'll an instant the flames were leap
| ing in every direction. The little girls
almost frightened to death, tried to re-
| lease their brother, and III doing SO
knocked the gate down, which being
heavy pinned the boy TO the earth. By
| this time the flames were all around
| them and not being strong enough to re-
| lease their brother they fed to the house
and in giving the alarm forgot to state
| that the boy was being cremated. By
| this time the barn was on fire, and the
men of the house set about to save the
live stock never dreaming that the child
was being creinated by the flames. After
he was miso-i the children told their
story and the boys charred body was
| found.
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How stupid l ami Of course, 1 mean
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