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The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-09-25
S|00 To Any Man.
WILL PAY 500 FOR ANY CASE
OF Weakness in Men They Treat and
EMIL to Cure.

An Omaha Company places for the first
time before the public q MAGICAL TREAT
MEN for Tie care of Lost Vitality, Nervous
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Life Force in cd aal young men. No
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Of their truly MAGICAL TREATMENT. 1hous-
ands Of men, who nave lost all hope of .
cure, IRE being restored by them to q per-
feet condition.
This MAGICAL TREATMENT may be taken
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prefer to go there for treatment, If they
fail to cure. They arc perfectly reliable;-
have no Free Prescriptions, Free Cure,
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The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-09-25
Patents Issued,

IAtcntS sue
List Of patents issued last week to
Northwestern inventors:
Darius G. Benjamin., Jackson, Mimi,
nut lock; Charles H. Bigelow, Itch
field, Mimi, adding machine; Frank
Carlson, Duluth, Mimi, corset fasten-
err; Charles w. Davidson, Minncapo-
lis, Mimi, seal for bottles; Fredick O.
Kilgore, Minneapolis, Mimi, loading
or unloading machine; Julius Lecle.
Minneapolis, Mimi, gas apparatus:
Julius Leede. Minneapolis, Mimi. by
dro-carbon burner; John S. Lofberg
and A. Mcintosh, La Prairie, Mimi,
oar lock; Charles f. Parker, Duluth,
Mimi, trunk lock; Grand Forks MGR
camille Co., Grand Forks, n. D., trade
mark tea.
T. D. Merwin, Patent Lawyer. go
Pioneer Press Building, st. Paul, Mimi.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-09-25

II shall continue to use them and recon-
mend them to my patients, for I consider
there is nothing better for the diseases
they are recommend to cure Il DR.. Will
liams' Pink Pills. If you desire to use this
for publication you can attach my name:
also in Fayette County, Ohio. am Secre.
tary of the u. S. Pension Examining Sur
geon's Board FOR Stafford County, Kansas,
and Chairman Of the Republican County
Central Committee for the above named
county.' Yours faithfully,
JESSE l.. LINES, NJ. d.
We also ascertained the Doctors stand
ing in st. John by a few interviews with
prominent people, which we herewith pub
fish along with the Doctors statement re-
garding Pink Pills:
= 81 am we'll acquainted with DR.. J. L.
and straightforward man, and what ever
he may say can be relied upon.
E. r. BENEFIEL,
County Supt. Of Schools, Stafford County,
Kansas.
ST.. JOHN, KANSAS, July 18th, 1896.
have known DR.. j. L. Lines for a mum
Der of years and can recommend him as q
prominent physician, and a man we'll liked
in this vicinity. HOWARD GRAY,
Cashier Commercial Bank.
Ihave known DR.. j. L.. Lines for several
years, and as a physician he is very promi-
nent, and his reputation fof ana In
tegrity are too well known to be questioned
for an instant. Fl. j. CoRNwELL,
Editor st. John News.
DR.. Williams Pink Pills contain, in q
condensed form, all the elements necessary
to give new life and richness to the blood
and restore shattered nerves. They are an
unfailing specific for such diseases as loco.
motor ataxia, partial paralysis, st. Vitus'
dance, ~sciatica, neuralgia, rheumatism,
nervous headache, the after effect OF Ia
grippe, palpitation Of the heart, pale and
salfow compilations, all forms Of weakness
either in male or female. Pink Pills are
sold by all dealers, or will be sent postpaid
on receipt of price, so cents a box. or SIX
boxes for 8 $50 (they are never sold in bulk
or by the 1907, by addressing DR.. Williams
Medicine Company, Schenectady, N. Y.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-09-25
CnneleAA

eyes," said the editor Of the picture
paper, "he is e very good artist. I have
only one fault to find with him."
"What is that?"
Ills style is getting monotonous.
He drew two portraits Of the new
woman, and he made them both look
Observation-Disclosures Star,
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-09-25
I.nck of ~lnspiration,

81 once belonged to IN anarchist
club, said Meandering Mike. ut was
a great organization. We had some
fine plans for reformation laid out"
"What become Of it,? asked Plod'
ding Pete.
"De club disbanded."
"What broke it up?"
"Dey refused to trust us Q any
more beer till we paid for de last keg.'
Washington Star.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-09-25

Read the Advertisements.
You will enjoy this publication much
better If you will get into the habit of
reading the advertisements; they will
afford a most interesting study and
will put ..cu II tie way o; getting
some excellent halg:ias. Our adver-
tlsers are reliable; they send what they
advertise.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-09-25

A F~oreisner's Inference.
ssIt is not considered desirable to be
happy in this country, I fnd," said the
intelligent foreigner, who had about
mastered the language.
"What makes you say thatT"
"You have q proverb which speaks of
the happiness Of a clam at high tide"
eyes,"
"And you have another which ad-
yises a man not to be a clam."-Judge.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-09-25
A Free Trader,

"the Dingley tariff does not affect us.
NO." said the cannibal monarch.
and we shall not resort to retaliatory
measures designed to check the export
| Of American provisions"
And he smiled blandly at the captive
missionary.-Puck.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-09-25
Our Children,

Mamma (severely)--Daisy, you have
been ut my workbox again! I'm afraid
that everything l tell you goes in at
one ear and out Of the other.
Daisy (aged Gve)-Well. VIII ydon't
you top one of ZEN up?-Pick Me Up.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-09-25
He Meant High Ball..

"It's curious" said the Pet Aversion,
as he glided in on the Joke Distorter,
"that q man under the influence will
wobble and jolt along the street."
"Wherefore the curiosity" asked the
Distorter, who knew of what he in
quired.
Because" rejoined the Pet, "any-
thing else that is %all-bearing gets along
smoothly"
And it was we'll he got along smooth
" Just then.-Pittsburg News.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-09-25
Venom Inhaled With the Air,

venom InhNTcN WITH the AfF,
And imbibed with the water of a ma
larious locality, has still a certain anti
1ote Experience sanctions confidence in
Hcstetter's Stomach Bitters as a prevent
I've of this scourge. All over this CONT
nent and in the tropics it has proved it.
self a certain means of defense, and an
eradicant of intermittent and remittent
fever3. and other forms of miasma-born
disease. Nor is it less effective for kidney
troubles, constipation, rheumatism and
nervousness.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-09-25
In the Market.

81 have called" remarked the alder
man, affaDly, "to make SUR that you
arc going to quote me right in the
morning"
ats too late to make any corrections
now" answered the editor. '"y.Ae mar
kot page has gone to press"
Turning to his desk rather Drusque-
ly, for he was a busy man, he ran his
fingers through his hair; also, Il few
fleets through the Dardanelles.-De-
tr0it Journal.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-09-25

The healthiest occupation in the world
seems to be that of drawing a pension.
David Mccoy of San Bernardino, CAL,
is a pensioner of the wal Of 1872, and
has just completed his 1O4th year.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-09-25

Piso's Cure for Consumption has saved
me large doctor bills.-C. L.. Baker, 1928
Regent So, PHILADELPHIA, Pa. Dec. 8, '95.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-09-25
KlOndike.

KlOndike.
Notable features Of Outing for septeln-
Der Include a most timely description by
Edward Spur, of the trip from the coast
to t the klo2e'ke: This trip Is wa the Inc
formation which will be eagerly read.
The article is profusely illustrated from
photos taken upon the spot.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-09-25
Another Cbonce Gone

What makes Miss Oldy SO desDond-
ent Of late?
ut was only a couple Of weeks ago
she discovered that we did not have
another leap year till 1904"
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-09-25

Boa't Tobacco Spit and Smoke Your Life Away.
To quit tobacco easily and forever. be mag
netic, full of life, nerve and vigor. take No-To-
BAG. the wondcr-worker that makes weak men
strong. All druggists. Soc or 81. Cure guaran-
teed. Booklet and sample free. Address Ster.
ling Remedy Co.. Chicago or New York.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-09-25
Halls Catsrrh Cure
Is taken internally. Price, 75c.

A new scrubbing machine is whirled
over the floor like a lawn-mower. 1t
soaps, vets, rubs and dries the floor, and
two or three movements of the machine
make the cards shine.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-09-25

FITS PermanertlyCured. Motifs or nervousness after
hrst days use of DR.. Kline's Great Nerve Restorer.
Send for FREE $500 trial bottle and treatise.
DR.. R. H. KLINE. Ltd. s3l Arch St. Philadelphia. Pa
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-09-25

A flour mill in Minneapolis contains a
belt 26O feet long. and weighing over a
ton. 1t required twenty cowhides to
make it.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-09-25
Rend the Advertinements.

Two trained mice operate a spinning
machine devised by q Glasgow machinist.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-09-25

The cold is so intense in Northern ST.
IBERIA that the earth never thaws to a
greater depth than five or six feet. Bod
les buried at a greater depth remain per-
petually frozen.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-09-25

The alligator does not attain his full
length until he is fifty years of age.
When one year old his length is about
twelve inches. At the age Of fifteen he
has grown to two feet.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-09-25

The girls have a new fad. It is to col
lecr the little bows from the hatbards Of
their gentlemen friends.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-09-25

Darwin declared that insanity is not
peculiar to human beirgs. He asserted
that animals often became Insane.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-09-25

Zebras may be seer in London, drawing
carriages. Three Of these animals are
employed for this purpose in the British
metropolis.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-09-25

A ticking tombstone has been found in
p cemetery at London, Pa. 1t ticks regu-
'arly, like a watch.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-09-25

Mrs.. Windows Soothing Syrup
For children teething ,~softens the gums. reduces infam.
nation, allaya pain, cures wind collie. Is cents a bottle.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-09-25

Others see our faults as plainly as
we see theirs.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-09-25

Nearly all the ostrich piumes in the
world come from South Africa.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-09-25

A flower cut in the morning will retain
Its freshness twice as .ong as a flower
cut in the middle of the day, when the
sun Is upon 1t.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-09-25

Educate Your Bowe1s with Cascarets.
Candy Cathartic. cure constipation forever.
lOc. II C. C. G fail druggists refund money.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-09-25

The halb Dor Of Rio Janeiro has fifty
miles of anchorage, and is the finest In
the world.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-09-25

A railroad In France uses tank cars for
the tranepotl ation' of wine.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-09-25

They Lacked Enterprise.
"Dose Puritans vas no goot," said
MI. Isaacheimerstein.
"vhy?" asked his partner.
"Vhen dey burned dose witches dey
did not have dem insured Judge.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-09-25

N0-To-nnc for Fifty Cents.
Guaranteed tobacco habit cure, makes weak
men strong, blood pure. Sue. 81. All drugEistA
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-09-25

DR.. j. Fl. RINDLAUB, Specialist,
Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat.
Fargo, N. Oak.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-09-25

To Cure Constipation Forever.
Take Cascarets Candy Cathartic. 10c or Csc.
II c. C. c.. fail to cure. druggists refund money.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-09-25
"0ideSt and Best" 0utitters in the Northwest.
Established 1857.
GUNS. AMMUNITION,

SPORTING, GOODS
Boats, Tents. Camp Outfits, Fishing. Tackle,
Kodaks. Lowest prices on all Goods; Seno
for Catalogue. NJ. F. KENNEDY & BROS,
Cor. Robert and Third SITS, St. Paul MINI.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-09-25

DANGERS of Summer Time.
The young. man had been warned,
but his love prevailed over his discre-
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-09-25

He drew her head, covered with
locks of fiery red, close down upon his
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-09-25

UrVHBt.
Then he lost his head.
She had ignited his celluloid collar.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1897-04-29

An increasingly paying enterprise
for women, is that of dolls dress maxi
Ing. There is said to be in New York
. demand for such work, which is light
and agreeable, affording something for
the semi-invalid to occupy her time
and hands with, lessening her loneli-
ness, while adding to her little store.
Yet, not every one can dress doll, it
requires taste and neatness, and some
patience as well. Only the excellent
will really succeed in the art.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1897-04-29
WHERE DICKENS LIVED.
The Noted House where He Turned the
Financial Corner.

The Noted House where He Turned the
Financial Corner.
The homes Of men of place, power,
and position have always had, as is
natural, some peculiar fascination for
the world at large. Lately the build
er has been busy upon house that
is situate Immediately to the south
east Of Marylebone church, London, in
a singularly quiet little street called
Devonshire terrace That house was
the residence of Charles Dickens, from
the year 1889 to the year 1850. HE
cared for Devonshire terrace" says
Forster, perhaps for the bit Of ground
attached to it; and it was with regret
he suddenly discovered, at the close Of
1S47, that he should have to soon re-
sign it.
Deyonshire terrace has the unique
distinction Of being the place which
saw Dickens turn the financial corner
Of his life, that occasion so fervently
desired of all, so long in coming to
some, and so vague an expectation to
many. In the autumn Of 1876, after
his return to England from abroad,
birth and death occurred at Devon
shire terrace. On Oct. 20 his fourth
son was born there, and shortly after
ward his eldest raven there also died.
HE kept his eye to the last upon the
meat" writes Dickens, las 1t roasted,
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1897-04-29
NV sHRun rnAr IS a REMEpY.
a sure Cure for kidney Diseases and
Rheumntlsm.

a sure Cure for kidney Diseases and
rheumatism.
Il is no doubt true that next to con-
sumption, more people die yearly from
diseases OF the kidneys than from any
other cause. In some respects Kidney
disease is the most dangerous of all
maladies, because It usually has made
much progress before the victim is
aware Of its existence. 1t is, there
fore, with great pleasure we commend
to our readers the recent discovery
in East India Of the Kaya-KaVa shrub,
which has proved a most powerful
remedy for diseases Of the kidneys,
rheumatism, or other ailments caused
! by uric acid in the blood. The cures
wrought by this new remedy are indeed
most remarkable. Many who have sun"
cred from the most severe forms OF the
disease, have been completely cured IN
from twenty to forty days by the
Kava-KaVa shrub. In the New York
Weekly World of Sept. 10th, the testi-
mony Of Rev. w. B. Moore, D. D., OF
Washington, D. c., was given, describ-
ing his years of suffering from Kidney
disease and Rheumatism, and his rapid
cure by Alkavis. Rev. John H. Wat
son of Sunset, Texas, a minister of the
gospel Of thirty years service, was
struck down at his post of duty by
Kidney disease. After lowering be-
tween life and death for two months,
and all his doctors having failed, he
took Alkavis, and was completely re-
stored to health and strength and is
fulfilling his duties as minister Of the
gospel. Mr.. r. C. Wood, prominent
attorney of Lowell, Indiana. was cur
ed Of Rheumatism, Kidney and Blad-
der disease Of ten years standing by
Alkavis. Mr.. Wood describes himself
as being in constant misery, often COM
PEELED to rise ten times during the
night on account Of weakness Of the
bladder. He was treated by all his
home physicians without the least
benefit and finally completely cured in
few weeks by Alkavis. The testi-
mony is undoubted and really wonder
full. ANY Of our readers who are so I'M
fortunate as to suffer from Kidney dis
orders or Rheumatism should write ia
the Church Kidney Cure Co., Of 422
Fourth avenue, New York, who will
gladly send them free by mail prepaid
a Large Case Of the Kava-Kava Com
pound, so that they can test its value
for themselves. This generous free Of
fer is made to prove the wonderful cur
alive powers of this new botanic dis
cOVery.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1897-04-29

Salt is universally recognized as Of
prime Importance to farm animals and
especially to milk cows. Roclf salt is
not as much IN favor as formerly. 1t
is good plan to have loose salt where
the animals may have daily access to
it. Prof. Robertson of the Ontario
Agricultural department says that salt
TO the amount of quarter of pound
3 day should be added to the ration Of
3 milk COW. He says that the other
conditions being equal, COW fed this
amount as salt daily will yield IA to II
per cent more and richer milk, than II
deprived Of salt; then in hot weather
milk will keep sweet several hours
longer il salt is part of the daily ra-
ton.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1897-04-29
DICKENS HOUSE AT DEVON
SHIRE.
and suddenly turned over on his back
with sepulchral cry of Cuckoo "
He died Of putty and paint!
Benin In 1890.


Civilization in Benin has clearly ret-
regarded rather than advanced during
the last seventy or eighty years.
Among the few travellers who made
their way to Benin in the earlier years
of the century was Mr.. John King, a
lieutenant in the Royal Navy, who
visited the place in 1920. The traveller
was received in a singular, though
amicable, manner by the King Of Be-
min. During the interview, one Of the
Kings arms was stretched out h0ri-
zontally and supported by great of
ficer, and the nail on one finger Of each
hand had been suffered to grow to q
great length to indicate that his high
station, placed him above the necessity
Of labor" The King had at that time
1000 wives, but some Of these he would
give upon occasion to any subject who
had performed exceptional service.
The practice of making human sacri-
fees was uniformly denied by the ma
tives, and Lieutenant King does not
seem to have witnessed any scenes of
bloodshed while he remained in the
country. The traveller was introduced
also to the Queen-MOther, who lived
in a separate court just outside the city.
The Queen Mother, like her son the
King, had one of her arms supported
by an attendant. She entertained
Lieutenant King with kola-nut and
other refreshments, and asked him in
Vulnerable questions. The Queen
Mother of Benin was dressed in clothes
of European silk, and she wore
road-brimmed lace hat on her head.
Altogether, the city, with It's wide,
straight streets and meat and hand
some houses" appears to have made a
very favorable impression upon the
lieutenant, according to whom Euro
peans were at the date of his visit
''still considered as gods by the ma
tives of Benin" We wonder what they
think now.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1897-04-29

"ali honey and flowers" The lower
part Of the face showed, according to
him, type common to sappho and
John Keats. The current daguerreo-
types and photographs OF Mrs. Stowe
could not, in DR.. Woods opinion, be
regarded otherwise than as extremely
provincial and imperfect attempts. The
two perfect likenesses Of the author OF
Uncle Toms Cabin" we're the bust and
the Richmond portrait, which was
made in London three years earlier.
in 1853, copy OF which he also exhib-
tied.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1897-04-29
HalIS CatarTh Cure
Is taken internally. Price, 75c.

In test to see how much of any one
kind Of feed COW would eat in day,
the dairy herd at the Texas station
were given all they would consume of
\ single food. The largest quantity of
cotton seed meal eaten by any one COW
was fourteen pounds; of corn meal,
twenty-five pounds; Of corn meal and
cotton seed meal mixed half and half,
twenty-eight pounds.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1897-04-29
The Pandscts Of Justlnlan.

The pandects Of Justinlan, the most
complete body Of Roman laws ever
collected, were supposed to be lost, but
in 1887, when Amalf was taken and
plundered by the Pisans, a private sol
der found copy which he sold to an
officer for a few pence. The value Of
the discovery was soon apparent, and
the precious volume was taken to Pisa
and stored in the city library. When
Pisa was stormed by the Florentines,
in 1415 the precious volume was cap
tured and taken to Florence, where 1t
was placed in the library Of the Medici.
Exchange.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1897-04-29
ann. Rooms Of q Corsan Woman.

The rooms Of Corean woman are as
sacred to her as shrine is TO its i'm
age-indeed, the rooms Of a wife or
mother are the sanctuary Of any man.
who breaks the law. Unless for trea-
son or for one other crime, he cannot
be forced to leave those rooms; and 10
long as he remains under the protec-
ton Of his wife and his wife's apart
ments, he Is secure from the officers Of
the law and from the penalties Of his
misdemeanors.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1897-04-29

The principal Of a Catholic parochial
school in Milwaukee slapped some Pro
testant hoodlums who disturbed the
school and the court, with obvious pro-
priety, suspended sentence, though the
priest pleaded guilty.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1897-04-29

Ignatius Donnelly is certain that the
Mississippi floods are due to sun spots.
There is as much reason, by the way,
in this theory as in the claim that Ba-
con wrote Shakespeare's plays