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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-09
a KEEN scrNr ZOE DANGER.

The Ogden STANDARD scents danger in
the editorial which appeared in the
Deseret News of Tuesday, and on which
we made some comments yesterday
morning, but which. were not in the
line Of the Standards. That papers
comments are as follows.
That was cllurchly-strong editorial
in last nights Deseret News It was
like the flashing of red flag in the
face OF mao bull, to the element on
the other side. The Deseret News, be-
ing the church organ, cannot afford to
instruct the people 10 leave their par
ties noW because the conditions have
changed, for the first presidency and
the church leaders in general are held
o1rectly responsible for what the News
says And even though the News fig
dreS on the active support or silence of
the salt Lake Tribune. it must not
oyereStimate the influence of the Tri-
Dune or underestimate the inclination
OF certain element to resent such a
bold mingling of church and state.
Coming from such a source, it would
be quickly resented and q few hot
headed fellows could readily turn the
wheels OF progress back and leave US
today where the people were ten years
ago dhere are some things in the
rear Tor the safety OF our state if the
News continues on the plan as out
lined in the editorial. That the News
makeS a plain bid to the Mormon peo-
PIE, when it starts out, in referring 10
the controlling element in the popu-
idt1on, there can be no doubt, as the
news refers to the condition of Utah
people in the past We repeat, we re-
| greet that the News has taken such a
decided stand in politics. AS the official
church paper it should be above poll
ties' 1t should demand that all parties
put up their best men. It could. with
, consistency. even point out the good
ana bad men on each ticket. but as a
, church organ the News goes beyond it's
sphere when it undertakes to Instruct
the Mormon people to leave all parties
and flock to party of its own Gre
alton. Our fears may not be we'll
/ founded, but certainly even the News
VIII admit that our deductions are
sound.
This would look as though the
Standard were of opinion that so far
as the News advocacy of the non
partisan movement is concerned there
is some Interior purpose behind it.
That is the idea OF many. To those
who are over suspicious perhaps there
is in the article referred to enough to
raise their doubts and make them
question whether there is not something
behind all the ardent advocacy of nom
partisanship besides the simple desire
for a business-like administration of
! the city's affairs.
We cannot say with our ogden con-
temporary that I'VE fear for the safety
of our state, if the News continues on
the plan as outlined in the editorial"
And it is very doubtful indeed if any
thing could happen in Utah today that
would put things back ten years. It
isn't an easy matter to put things
back. The Standard has taken the
News article too seriously.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-09
ODE TO THE MOSQUITO.
with apologies to Shelley and his s

with apologies to Shelley and his sky
lark-)
Hail, thou blithe mosquito,
Thou that makes a cud
OF those parts of me TO
Which there is no dud
To stand ,twixt thee and my devoted flesh
and blood. uly
Shriller still and shrflIer
From the dark thou springest
And thy Sdw-tooth driller
Into me thou slingest
And singing ever bores and boring ever
stingest.
The pale purple twilight
Melts in streaks of bite
As with wild SWoop I light
On my cheek while you
Soar to my other cheek to take another
chew
What thou art we know not;
What IS most like thee?
( From thunder clouds there go not
Bolts that ere can be
AS swift as thou, thou forty horse power
hump7back flea.
Like a poet hidden
! From the editor,
| Bringing rhymes unbidden,
Till the Office cur,
1ndeth him not there
Like q summer maiden
! On q lovers breast
Jabbiug her loye-laden
Hairpins through his vest
And tantalizing him by cooling songs of
rest.
swipe before and after.
| And grab at what IS not,
! Until my mind is dafter
! Than a Steve Crane thought
A tuning liVid mass of seething tommy
rot.
| Would that I could scorn
| Bites that now bring tears,
| Or that I were born
| With eyes in my ears.
| Or had I hide like unto Texas steers.
Then might forget you
! And, perhaps enjoy
! Summer life and let you
! Buzz, and not destroy
! My soul, while with my life's blood YOU
your carcass cloy.
-Vbicaeo News
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-09
coNsUL-GENERA1 LEE BACK.

Consul-General Lee has arrived IN
New York from Havana He does not
give out much news, remarklng that ne
prefers to make his report to WasnlnS-
TON before talking much. But ne dla
talk about Evangelina Cisneros, the
vonng Cuban woman about whom
some papers in this country nave maae
so much fuss. He says she has never
heen tried and he does not think II
was ever intended that she should be
banished. He certainly must have a
much better knowledge of the elrcum-
stances in the case than any CORE
spondent can have.
The consul-general says there is
much suffering in Cuba Americans
who are suffering are being taken care
of from the fund Of $4,000 which con-
gress voted for that purpose. Thus
far the fund has been drawn upon TO
the extent OF about $500. This shows
that the suffering among the Ameri-
cans in Cuba Is not nearly SO intense
as was pictured when the appropria-
ton for their relief was made II is
hanny fact that there is not much sui
fering among them. But the size of the
appropriation compared with the
amount thus far expended shows how
public sympathy was played upon
OF course General Lees visit will give
rise to mucn conjecture as to what it
means. but it probably doesn't signify
anything special There is no evidence
Whatever that President Mckinley is
going to make any radical departure
from his present Cuban policy. which
is substantially the same as was ex-
President Cleveland's-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-09
TALES OF THE DAY.
Cigar Mans Story That Stands the
"Washu Test.

w CO
Ohio State Journal: A half dozen trav-
cling men were seated in the little depot
waiting for the eastbound train. First
would come a biiaaing flash and then a
deafening peal OF thunder. fearful
storm was raging.
This is a scary night to be out on the
road remarked the soap drummer.
Il see where YOU are right" said the
cigar man. LAS I remember" he contin-
ued, sit was just such night as this
when the train struck aebad place four
miles east of here and the next instant
ran off the bridge. L was the only pas
senger on the train to escape with his
life
+ when was that? lie was asked.
Latter part of August, 49,
II fail to recall that wreck" said one
of the crowd.
so do l." said another.
How many did you say were killed %
asked the soap drummer.
'Didn't say anybody was Killed. re-
plied the cigar man. l
'sYou didn't, eh2 You said you were the
onIv passenger who escaped with his
Certainly, that's easily accounted for y
explained The cigar man. looking inlo-
cent 81 was the only passenger on the
AHA, that s your game, it is?' said the
soap drummer.
Hold on there said the only one in
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-09

Not at the thoughts of school days
approaching, but the prospect of get
ting one of our new, nobby Suits.
All the boys like our clothes, they
make them look more like men.
There is something SO distinctive
about them, and then they wear SO
well. Take for instance our $3.50
Suit, just seems impossible to wear
them out. They are called the Kant
wear-out brand, have double seats
and knees-in the sizes for big boys,
riveted buttons, elastic bands. The
small sizes, 3 to 8 years, come with
sailor collars, with neat braid trim
nings, both in very nobby plaids
and dark mixtures just what the
boy needs for school, Monday.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-09
STATE PRESS COMMENTS.

Ogden Standard: Occasionally a mar
walks up to the Standard counting room
with a silver dollar bearing, the stamp OF
1881" showing that it was coined by the
Mckinley administration. and the owner
a proof that Mckinley is friend of sill
yer because his administration coins Sill
yer, when, as a matter of fact, Il law
upon the statute books forces the secre-
tary OF the treasury to COIN the alyeI
bullion lying in the treasury, whenever
the people holding silver certificates de-
mand the silver dollars. The Mckinley
administration has not bought an ounce
of silver. and will not unless it comes
mixed with gold bullion
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-09
NEW HIGH SCHOOL PUPILS.

Principal Clark of the High school
has been sending cards to the graduates
from the graded schools who expect TO
enter the High school, requesting them
TO meet him and the instructors for the
purpose of talking over the matter of
their course of study in the High
school It is an excellent idea to do
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-09
Electric Bitters.

Electric Bitters is medicine suited
for any season. but perhaps more gen.
orally needed when the languid, eX-
hausted feeling prevails, when the liver
is torpid and sluggish and the need of a
tonic and Alternative is felt. A prompt
use of this medicine has often averted
long and perhaps fatal bilious fevers.
No medicine will act more surelv in
counteracting and freeing the system
from the maIarial poison. Headache,
Indigestion. Constipation, Dizziness
yield to Electric Bittars. 50c and 81 per
bottle at T. c. NJ l. Drug Dept,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-09

What assurance is there that non
partisan administration would manage
the affairs of the city any better than
an administration elected on a party
ticket, especially as those who are in
terested in the non-partisan movement
could not be persuaded to accept an
office or to even take a nomination?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-09

seth Low is being supported by
some notorious embarrassing poll
ticians.p says the Washington Post. A
non-partisan nominee in Salt Lake
City would have much of the same kind
of siInNnrt
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-09
SALT LAKE HERALD: THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER

the crowd who had not spoken up to
this time as he BUSTED up in front of the
cigar man. you said you struck a bad
place in the road
we did, but got over it all right
You did, eh? But how about running
off the bridge?''
we had crossed it. The story is all right,
boys. You can't pick any flaws in it.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-09

Two capaigre root companies have
been Incorporated in Arizona, one with
9, capital CT 81. 100000, the other with a
capital of SJO,ooo,oOo. There is entirely
too much capital; so much that every
one will doubt the responsibility Of the
companies.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-09

The naming of the state encampment
Camp Burton, after General R. T. Bur
TON. was proper recognition Of one
who always took deep interest in mill
itary matters. and who is known and
respected in every town and hamlet in
the state.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-09
GARFIELD BEACH.
Time Card in Effect Sept, 8,

Leave Arrive Leave Arrive
Salt Lake. Garfield. Garfield Salt Lake.
e7:45 am. 1915 am. 1910 pm. 1900 D. m.
2;15 pm. 2:55 pm. Ais pm Ass .. m.
dis pm. 4:55 pm. $50 pm. ITO pm.
sDaily except Sundays.
Boating, bathing. Fare and bath, so
cents. Depot corner First South and
Fourth West
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-09

France wants reciprocity with the
United States. That is ali right, but
she must not expect any alliance. The
American people still believe that
washingtons advice to avoid en-
tangling alliances is good.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-09

Chairman Dingley himself has been
giving an explanation about section %
and how it got in. The explanation is
a little late. but perhaps it is better
late than never.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-09

IL long article the New York Tri-
bune undertakes to give proof OF gen
eral Improvement in business. 1t win
have to De admitted that much of it
rests on oircumstantial evidence.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-09

Emperor William has decorated Pres
ident Crespo of Venezuela with the or
der OF the Rel Eagle. Still it is 10
the American eagle that the president
looks in timas OF real danger.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-09

Now that the romance has been
knocked out OF the story of Senorita
Evangelina Cossio y Cisneros she will
probably be known simply as Cts.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-09

John D. Rockefeller should buy Star
Pointer. He is a great lover of good
horses. and formerly owned one of the
best teams ever hooked pp-Edward
and Dick Swiveller.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-09

A Kentucky man has invented a wa
ter filter. He does not expect to make
any very large sales in his own state,
but thinks he win do well in prohibit
ton states.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-09

Work on the Deep Creek road seems
to have been suspended and the forces
there engaged diverted to pushing the
non-partisan movement along.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-09

The stories about the young girl who
graduated from Vassar and who is said
to have negro blood in her veins are
doubtless more or less highly colored.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-09
OGDEN AND RETURN ONLY ST,
SUNDAY. Sent. ~.

Sunday Sept. II, via the Oregon
Short Line. Drive up the canyon and
dinner at the Hermitage only rs cents
additional
Trains leave this city at S:15 a. m.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-09

What the country needs just now is
some method of enloininS the judges
who issue the inlunctions.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-09

Richfield Advocates: At the next city
convention the party that opposes bond
ing Richfeld to establish a good system.
of Waterworks ought 20 be defeated at
the November election. ana NJ hone it
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-09

Why not transform the Jubilee COM
mission into an athletic club and de-
vote the surplus to purses for bouts"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-09

Senator Chandler is doing a great
deal of kicking these days. He is
probably in training for the senatorial
circus that is soon TO open.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-09

1t is said that meat viii go higher.
Many people like their meat high, .
but no one cares to have it higher.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-09

The only people who seem to rejoice
over the advent of yellow fever in Mis-
sissippi are the bears in Wall street.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-09

If Argentina inaugurates a retalia-
tory tariff policy against this country.
this country cannot reply in kind. The
Dingley tariff precludes it.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-09

Shell games on Dyea pass, Where the
gold is there viii the sharper be-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-09

Charlotte Smith says the bachelor
politician must go. He will every time
he sees Charlotte coming around the
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-09

Humbert's caution shows his fine
Italian hand
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-09

Cleveland Plain Dealer: say, Weary
said himpy Longfodt, as he dropped his
battered can and wiped the beer dregs
from his -whiskers, Mfhe aristocrats is Dor
rowin' mother idea from US"
What IS the latest?" auoth Weary
now has TO have his indivtdool mug
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-09

It seems somewhat strange that there
Is no dull. siekening thud with the fail
of the year. )
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-09

For a day or two past the bears seem
to have taken the bulls by the horns.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-09

The real basis of prosperity is the
fact that the people of the whole coun-
try are down to bed rock
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-09

That Illinois man who is receiving
special pigeons from Andree must think
that everybody, like himself is a
Sucker
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-09

A boy in Chicago was killed by flip
ping street car cables. He was TOO flip,
in fact.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-09

The New York Sun says that Tom
Plat is not boss. Then there are no
bosses.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-09

The Duke OF Teek is in no way con
nected with the Techs Of Boston
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-09
SOME EDITORIAL COMMENTS.

Chicago Times-Herald: But no one who
has the confidence of President Mckin-
ley believes that he will % anything TO
minlstraton has not in the least abated
its desire to relieve Cuba. To attempt
to induce Spain TO accept the good Offices
of peace Will be renewed, and now that
Canovas has passed from the scene and
the condition of SPANS finances grows
rapidly worse, these overtures are more
likely to be received in good spirit than
they would be were Spain more fortu-
nately situated.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-09

Cincinnati Commercial Tribune: "a
child in the house." said the Thoughtful
Chap. lis Joy forever
Yes, remarked the Nonsensieal Guy,
somewhat sadly, and 1 know people who
are oVerjoyed.'
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-09

The Dingley bill appears to have
brought quite as much explanation as
prosperity.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-09

1t isn't a far cry from non-partisan-
ship to having the people about evenly
divided.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-09

Indianapolis Journal: Mrs Jason.-I see
old 81 HoWeller has had his hair cut
short. Out iookin' fer another wife, l
guess. gts a.
Mrs. fJaspn.-7oh. In time o, peace pre-
parin fer waEn, eh2
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-09
Notice to Snortsmen.

Taxidermy work done in all its var
ious branches; scientifically correct and
artistic; charges reasonable.
MEHESY, Furrier and Taxidermist,
Knutsford.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-09
Another swindle Discovered.

New York Commercial Advertiser: A
young man connected with Wall street
banking house, who had just returned
from a vacation spent in Pike county,
Pa, where some of the natives have only
just heard of McI<inley's election, tells
an amusing story. An old farmer had
been reading a newspaper that the Wis
itor took to the place in his luggage.
The farmer leaped to his feet. used
strong language. and, walking up and
down the veranda to work off his excess
of anger.
What's the matter?" inquired the WIS.,
:tor
Matter? By the Great Horned Owl.
Matter? It's another swindle on US poor
farmers, that's what il isl' cried the host.
What's the trouble?r
Look at thisn' cried the farmer. shov-
ing the paper into the young man
hands, here these postage stamps only
cost this internal government less than
one-hundredth part of a cent piece. and
yet. by General George Washington. tbs
same measly, thieving rascals at Wash
ington are chargin' US poor farmers, in
these. hard times, cents apiece for
themi'
The visitor declared that he fell off his
chair and was III for the remainder of the
day.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-09

indianapolis Journal: Just look at that
kitten, VIII you?" said Mr.. Lushforth.
What. satisfaction do You suppose 1t gets
N .Ghasing imaginary mice?"
4 don't see why you should ask me, =
SAID his wife,. You know more about
that sort of thing than I do.''
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-09
WIT AND HUMOR.

me?
She.-Nit
He.-Not nit-knot
And it was declared a tie.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-09

Chicago Tfibane:. "John. you ought to
higher every day.
II know it IS. Maria, and 1 am sur
prised that it doesn't have more buoy
ant effect on your biscuits
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-09

Provo Enquirer: Sheriff Storrs is gain
ing considerable well deserved notoriety
in the new turn the famous Pelican Point
case mas taken. but the sheriff deserves
it. He is a temperate and most energetic
officer, and his success is pleasing to all
parties.
Ogden Standard: The Evening Boodler
last night insinuated that it had some
thing startling about the Standard editor.
Well, produce it. You cannot blackmail
us, even though we have no inclination to
purchase your silence.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-09

Kansas City Times: Why should not
ingmen from celebrating Labor day? IN
questionably today's proceedings are an
encouragement of strikers. And there
trary prohibition of the celebration. 1t
would be glorious opportunity to show
the people that, thanks to federal injunc-
tons, this government is not a democ-
racy but despotic plutocraey-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-09

New York Truth Higher Criticism
Ethel.-Papa, does God tell you what to
write in your sermon?
PaDd.-Yes, my dear.
Ethel,-Then why do you scratch out so
much?
Papa CATER 2 pause.)-To please your
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-09

Boston. Traveller: yes, Grandma,
when l graduate, l intend to follow a
literary career-write for money. you
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-09

What causes bad dreams is a question
that has never been satisfactorily an
swered; but, in nine cases out of ten,
| frightful dreams are the result of inn
perfect digestion, which a few doses
of Ayers SarsaparilIa will effectually
remedy. Don't delay-try it today.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-09

Why, Willie, you haven't done any
thinG else since you've been at college,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-09

San Francisco Chronicle: Clara Foltz
announces that she is to head a party for
the Klondke next spring. All communi-
ties which are infested with women Of
the Mary Ellen Lease type should see in
the Klondke q means Of escape from
the screaming sisterhood. Induce the
earnest agitators to so TO the Yukon, and
it is safe to say that if they never re-
turn they will nave some good horse
sense knocked into them.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-09

St. Louis Republic: And now lead has
been struck by the upward movement.
If there is anything You particularly wish
days it might be well to nail it down,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-09

Louisville Post: II Decent rise in
wheat means that general prosperity has
returned. does l0-cent fall indicate that
prosperity has departed? This is a great
question that the public syould like to
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-09-09
The HAYES Engraving Co., re Yves
Temple Street.

We are now located 1t the aboye
number. with complete plant for
making half tone engravings, zinc etch-
ings and all kinds of color blocks Write
us for samples and prices before plac.
ing your orders