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The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1897-08-04
THE LYCEUM

PREPARATORY SCHOOL FOR THE UNI
verify, law aud medical colleges; its graduates
are admitted without examination to stanford
University and Cooper College on n commehda-
ton of the principal: references President Jordan
or any STAN ord professor Phelan building
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1897-08-04
MILLS CoLLEGw.

COLLEGE AND SEMINARY COURSES
~ Music and Art. Excelen advantages. Loca-
ton beautiful and healthful. a refined Chr stisn
home for young ladies Term begins August t.
For inform alton address MIR. c. Il. MILLS, Mills
College p. o., Cal.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-09-04
Not Equal to the Test.

There is a business man in this
town who is a terror to stenogra-
pliers. His amanuensis, who has
been with him a long time, was re-
Gently taken sick. The employer
mailed a letter to a local business
college to send him a stenographer
and typewriter. The business man
is very particular about his vocabu-
larry and wants everything written
Just as he dictates it. Therefore, in
order to test the newcomers accu-
racy, he, instead of debating an or
binary business letter, gave forth
the following at a rate of speed that
would do justice to a stump speaker
I'm promulgating your esoterie
cogitation or articulating your SUI
perficial sentimentalities and AMIGA
BILE philosophical or psychological
observations beware of platitudi-
nous ponderosity. Lett
But he got no further, for the
poor amanuensis broke his pencil il
the effort, after which he got up
wiped the perspiration from hi
forehead and quickly left the office
Philadelphia Record.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-09-04

Poverty is disgraceful and a poor
nan is out of luck. Either get rich
or get off the earth. No one has
any use for a man who has no money
and he should not have much use for
himself. A man in this country
who has nothing but All appetite
should lose his appetite or go to
Klondyke. Poor people are nice
people, to be sure, but being nice
will not buy you a drink or a break
fast. About all the rich give the
poor is advice to the effect that they
do not know enough to chew gum
without a receipt. Guess they are
right.-Havre Herald.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-09-04
NEWS.
Bar silver, SIG.

Bar silver, 51s.
Elk Minister Mutzu of Japan is
dead.
Boiler explosion in Chicago with
8 fatalities.
AL Hawkins of Chicago killed by
a folding bed.
J. D. Tollant a Frisco banker is a
raving maniac.
An epidemic of typhoid fever is
raging at Belt
President Bordo of Uruguay has
been assassinated.
Candy maker Page of Chicago as
signs for 100000.
The American bar association is
meeting in Cleveland.
Five children drowned by a cap
sizing float in Toledo.
Butte officers are making a cru-
SADIE against gambling.
Walla Tonka, the Choctaw ball
player hangs for murder.
Doc. Collier of Havre, Mt, thrown
from his horse and killed.
Immense forest fires are raging il
the Puget Sound country.
Rison, Ark, sees eight negroo:
hanged by a mob in two days.
The holy war in India goes on fol
the determination of Christians.
Frank Maupin of Palouse, Wash.
murders his lover, then suicides.
Two balloonatics killed at Toledo
by accidents of the ae%ronautical or
der.
Archbishop Ireland has joined til
G. A. r. They took him on at But
falo.
Ten year old daughter of WI
Griffey abducted at Aberdeen, Nc
No clue.
Tail end collision on the l.. K.
w. in Toledo kills about ~ .eXcul
sionists.
Star Pointer, a trotter in light hal
ness goes a mile in 1:594 at Reae
ing, Mass.
National G. A. R. encampent hel
last week in Buffalo. 1t meets ne,
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-09-04
Some Knotty Questions.

The questions recently submitted
to the teachers for examination on
tanned some very unique thoughts.
For instance the following question
was asked with instructions to give
the result and analysis:
eff one boy gets up at 10 a. m. at
what time will two boys get up?'
This question is in many points
similar to the one which the Hell
ena Independent once submitted to
it's readers and both must have been
Matched out in the same brood. We
give the other so a comparison may
| be made:
eff the country around Helena
were a straw pile and its residents
were chickens what would they do?'
The latter question has received
some good answers, but the former
is vet unanswered. A common
sense analysis to this question coulc
be derived by using that old rule
some boy is a boy, two boys a half
boy and three boys no boys at all
1t would go something like this:
"If n boy gets up at 10 a. m. i
would take two boys just twice a
long, according to the rule of human
nature just mentioned and contrar.,
to the wishes of his or their mothe
whose will is always disobeyed in
ratio equal to the number of boys
according to rule No. l, zone DO,
is a boy etc, therefore, if one DO,
gets up at 10 a. M, two boys woul
require twice as much sleep as on
and it is not reasonable to suppos
they would get up before suppe
:. time."--Milk River Eagle.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-09-04
wear in Cincinnati.

year in Cincinnati.
A congress of Jews meets in Mu-
mich to discuss the rebuilding of the
kingdom of Israel.
The Treadwell mine, Douglass,
Id, Alaska is to have a 300 stamp
mill, the largest in the world.
There are several million tons of ore
in sight.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-09-04

Geo. H. Scott, Jul genial journal
istic friend of horticultural fame is
now csconsed at Kirksville, Mo-,
where he occupies a three legged
stool in the office of the Evening
News, engaged in the lofty
and laudable occupation of killing
spring poets. He says he will not
always be away from us. But il
would never do for all the brains oil
Missoory to leave home at the same
time. Good luck to you Bro. Scott
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-09-04

The editor has received a personal
letter from the Hon. Chas. S. Hart
man and, while we have not the
privilege to publish the letter.
we take the liberty to state that Mr.
Hartman refers very flatteringly to
the loyal attitude borne by the PEG
pie of Neihart during the last cam
paign, He believes the people will
vet come off more than conquerors
over the boosted money power
The trip of Mr.. Bryan through Mon
tana, in which he vas accompanied
by Mr.. Hartman, was a continued o.
walton.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-09-04

en- and a new earth; a far better
world tomorrow for all the white ra-
ces. 1t is better not TO anticipate
such blessings as near at hand; but
I do feel, after a period of despond-
ency, that perhaps the very last
chapters of this strange history of f.
%nancial anarchy, which dates back to
1873, and even now being written.
Believe me, yours most faithfully,
Moreton Frewen.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-09-04

We received a long letter from
Hon. c. B. Nolan, Attorney Gener.
al of Montana, who also occupies a
seat on the board of prison commiss-
toner's. And since reading his effus-
ion we offer to bet 800 against a
can of sour dough that Mr.. Nolan is
the prince of circumlocution--that
ne can write a longer letter on a
shorter subject than any other man
in the United States.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-09-04
Getting Accustomed to Riches.

Acquaintance-What was the first
thing you did when that rich rela-
tive of yours died and left you his
money?
Fellaire formerly Rusty Rufus)
Il devoted the first day to buying
a pair of shoes. The second day
changed my shirt. I had to break
myself in gently or I would have
zone crazy.-Cincinnati Commercial
Tribune.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-09-04
THE NATIONS CRISIS.

coal fields have agreed to go to
work at ga cents a ton pending ar
bitration of the question at issue.
This strike which has been on for
more than two months, and cost
millions of money, both to strikers
and operators, will probably be com
promised at a figure between the
old wage scale and that proposed by
the operators as the new. Thus
from time to time the wages of men
are reduced, to fit the terms of the
gold standard, and the high-born,
free American is crushed in spirit,
oppressed to the level of the hordes
of populous Italy or Austria. And
why? In order to satiate the avarice
of a trust-in order to pay larger
dividends. For if millions starve,
if beggars multiply, if famine and
want do revel around the hearths of
a nation-it matters not-Mammon
must have his tithes, and the sacri-
flee to the god of greed must be off
cred. The burdens of the poor, who
through long months is confronted
by a heartless trust on the one hand,
and an empty flour bin on the other,
is heart-broken at the outlook.
His proud spirit c%apitulates to the
assaults of such a force, and the gen
ial stream of his manly soul is turn
ed to ice. He who once was an
American, wearing a halo of ances-
trail and patriotic pride, is debased
to the level Of a minion. No longer
the sturdy, independent type of mar
represented by his fathers. Not
such a courageous, noble being as
tramped the soil of Pennsylvania ff-
ty years ago. But a broken, Cypress
ed, poverty stricken, penitential
t minion! Better we're he a slaves;
for a slave has enough to eat and a
place to sleep.
: The closing of this new chapter OF
$ the labor problem provokes a few
-. questions in the minds of all think'
ing men. They are, els popular
government a SUGGEST" "Do peo'
pie possess the ability or capacity o.
self-government?" "Will the PROUD
if republic of America ever be able t.
e throttle the trust?" "Will the people
> ever be able to break the chains o
!, oppression which are forging abou
them"
& These are vital questions; and
% suficeth not to smile derisively a
u their suggestion. For conditions a
described are upon us. We canno
lie overlook the facts; for they are sadl
he present, The gold standard pres
g says we are having prosperous times
" That the industrial two-step is play
- ing, and that Uncle Sam and Mis-
I'd Columbia are doing the fantastic o
er the floor of trade and commerce
re But in those same papers the te!'
" graphic news teens with accounts
Sc factories closing down because the
he have no orders-closing down b'
re cause of reduced wages and a sui
e sequent walk out-or running on ha
time because of reduced sales.
%. The factories are not running b.
j, cause of under-consumption. I'll
las people are not consuming becau
they have no money with which
y buy. The volume of actual cure
he cy per capita is less each year, whit
.p- means that fewer factories can ru
to because fewer people have the ne
ct, essary price with which to purcha
the goods.
What will be the end? Will I
eat continued falling of prices be nc
s ayed? Or will it still continue
'et' be a nightmare of distress alike
-. farmer and mechanic?
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-09-04
Wood Stone.

From a mixture of magnesia and
sawdust subjected to a high tenn
perature and great pressure DIR.
Otto Lehnig has produced a sub
stance which he calls 'xylolith," or
"wood stone" 1t al be cut with
tools, but, it is said, does not burn
and does not absorb moisture. The
inventor thinks it should prove use
full as a building material.
The broad ax., 1897-12-18
CAUSE FOR ALARM.
How badness begins.
How to prevent it.

Every person. male or female, shriuks
from badness. 1t adds TO the appearance
Of age and Is q serious discomfort. The
cases are rare when the falling out Of the
hair may not be stopped, and q new and
healthy growth Of the hair promoted. The
hair grows in the scalp like plant in the
soil. If q plant hourishes, II must have
constant sttentiou; Il must be watered
regularly and 6nd its food in the soil
where II Is rooted. It's 50 with the hair.
Neglect Is usually the beginning of bald
ness. Dandrud Is allowed to thicker on
the scalp. The hair begins 70 loosen The
scalp loses its vitality. The hair, Insult
fciently nourished. begins to fade and TO
fall. The instant need in srch a case Is
some practical preparation which, sup
plying the needed nourishmeut 20 the
scalp, will feed the hair, give IL strength,
and 50 produce q strong and healthy
growth. All this is done by DR.. Ayers
Hair vigor, the most practical and valua-
HE preparation for the hair that can be
obtained. II tones up the scalp, does away
with dandruff, stops the hair from falling,
restores the original color to gray or faded
The broad ax., 1897-12-18

hair, and gives an abundant and giossT
growth. Those who are threatened with
approaching badness will be interested
in the following voluntary statemept.
made by Alderman S. J. Green, Of Spencer.
Iowa He writes:
about four months ago, my hair con-
rnenced falling out 50 rapidly that
became alarmed, and being recommended
DR.. Ayers Hair vigor by a druggist
resolved to try this preparation. I hsns
been now using IL for three months, sa4
am much gratiked to End that my hair hes
ceased falling out and also that hair which
had been turning gray for the past FEE
years has been restored to its origioal
color, dark brown. II gives me mnSh
pleasure to recommend this dressing'-
S. ]. GREEN, Alderman, Spencer, Iowa
Those who are interested in preserving
and Identifying the hair will do well TO
send for Dr.. Ayers Curebook, A stoiy OF
cures told by the cured. This book o! 100
pages Is sent free, on request, by the j. c
Aver Co, Lowell, Mass
The broad ax., 1897-12-18
YOU CAN'T s-roP EN-.


me fury OF IN unfsttsrsd Elsnsas FANS
60 Crush rhem-Ths Fire FIsnd Dsfsed.
The news comes from Attica, Ind.
Of the destruction, by FIRE, Of the big
laboratory and ONCE building OF the
Sterling Remedy company. makers OF
Casearets Candy Cathartic and No-To-
Bae, the original guaranteed tobacco
habit cure. The preparations made oy
this big corporation are known
throughout the world.
The IRE broke out in one OF the
packing rooms on the third door during
the noon hour, and had made consider
able Roadway before II was discovered
The Sterling Remedy company Is the
principal industry OF the beautiful 1T
tie city of Attica, employing several
hundred people, besides being animated
with the interests at the Indiana MIN
eral Springs, the famous Magno-Mud
Cure. The entire population was
worked ND to a frenzy Of excitement.
Meanwhile the almost proYerbiAl
energy and presence Of miEd Of "Hust-
ling" Harry Kramer, the general man
ager of The Sterling Remedy company,
was displayed. He was the coolest
man at the scene. He quietly walked
away. and secured a big carriage show
room near by, and had all ONCE furni-
ture, charred and delapidated as Il
was, taken there. Several shipments
we're made the same evening from
goods saved, and on Friday morning.
all departments were at work In var
Ious rooms about town, while a gang
of men were cleaning away the wreck
age preliminary to rebuilding.
The actual damage amounts to many
thousands OF dollars; the loss due TO
interruption of business and confusion
OF detail Is inestimatable. but pluck
and energy of one man will turn de-
feat into victery and move the wheels
of business to ever-increasing speed
Nothing can stop the success Of Cas-
carets and No-To-Bac with such char
acteristic force behind them.
The broad ax., 1897-12-18
Catarrh Cannot Re Cured

sith LOCAL APPLICATIONS. a. they
cannot reach the seat Of the disease. Ca
ease, and in order to cure II you must
take internal remedies Halls Catarrn
Cure n taken internally. and acts direct
" on the blood and mucous surfaces
Halls Catarrh Cure IL not Quack med
icine. IL was prescribed by one OF the
best physicians In this country for years.
posed OF the best tonics known. combin-
ed with the best blood purifiers. acting
directly on the mucous surfaces. Inc
perfect combination OF the two tnSredi-
ents IN what produces such wonderful re-
suits In curing Catarrh. Send for tesu-
mcnials. free.
T. J. CHENEY & CO.. Props. Toledo, y.
SID by druggists, price I5c-
Halls Family Pills are the best
The broad ax., 1897-12-18
HOW TO WASH wrrA EASE.

Asy wonan. with LItas EEpsrssaes.
Can wash Garments Satisfactorily.
That the family washing cannot Be salts
fectortly done with q scant supply OF hard
water and inferior soap II q fact not al
ways understood by housekeepers, yet
these Inconvenience are the cause Of gel
low clothes. and faded garments. Strong
I've soap made In the home Kitchens, may
have answered for the use Of our grand
mothers, and the cheap laundry soap found
In the village stores half Q century ago was
thought good enough for women who had
learned to make hard rubbing do the work
which good soap should havedone. But in
this age Of progress labor-saVing appli-
snces are used by intelligent women, and
In no place do they count for more than in
the laundry. After asserting the clothes,
put the linens in q tub nearly full Of hot
water, and rub them with Ivory Soap. IS
each piece Is washed. it should be wrung
out, and placed in q clean tub. when al
are washed pour boiling water over, and
let stand until cool, then rinse, and starch
the clothes. After the liners are washed,
the white wearing clothes should be washed
In the same way, then the colored garments
taken through fresh suds, rinsed, starched,
and hung on the line. When dry each
piece should be taken from the line, shaken
out, sprinkled, folded and laid in q basket
until morning, when they should be care
fully ironed. ELIZA R. Parker
The broad ax., 1897-12-18

The Philadelphia Press says: Out In
Indiana girl washed her hair with kero-
sene, and then used hot curling iron on
her golden tresses. It Is now said that she
wears the finest wig in the town
The broad ax., 1897-12-18

About once every six months all the mar
ried people get so terribly envious Of the
old bachelors that they want to have them
taxed
The broad ax., 1897-12-18

agFHNEA ean - quIck cursd ~ DR.. Taet,n
A6fhmalone. An su1sre1 tEou thia dir1res1ing
complaint should writs y d.. IAN Bros, I'm 81
freeonrscsipt Of name ana addres ThsS azsFsIllblS
Envy shoots at Others ana wouads her
self.
Try Arumel the breath perfumer, only
5 cents per PACKAGE
The world that the bird flies over Is not
the same that the snail crawls On
The broad ax., 1897-12-18

Ny wife couldn't 60 to the concert last
night because the baby threatened to have
the Group. That was too bad Yes; and
now she is hopping mad because the baby
didn't have the Group after al-Chicago
Rarord
The broad ax., 1897-12-18

Piso's Cure for Consumption has been .
family medicine with US since 1861. R.
Madison, 240e I'D Ave, Chicago, IL
The broad ax., 1897-12-18

Orange favor Tuln Lulu chewing gum Is
fine. For sale everywhere. Cali for il.
The broad ax., 1897-12-18

One Of the horses in President McKin
ley's stable was once sold for so in Ken
lucky, but he developed"
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R.sutr a Rlnoa p..n.

Clean blood means clean skin. No beauty
without II Cascarets, Candy CathArtics
cleans your blood and keeps Il clean by stir
Tfng up the lazy liver and driving all impuh-
ties from the body. Begin today 70 oantsh
sickiV bilious complexion by taking Cascarets.
BEAUTY for ten cents Al druggists, salts
faction guaranteed ioc, sc. 5oc-
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To quit tobacco easily and forever, be mag
netfc Suil 81 life nerve and vigor take No-To-
Bac, the wonder-worker,th that makes weak men
strong. All druggists, SOC or 81. Cure guar
anteed- Booklet and sample free, Ao9reSs
The broad ax., 1897-12-18

Gentlemen
enclosed please find one dollar for which
send me q bottle Of your Anti-NeVral-
giaue. You sent q bottle to my mother
last week and it acted like q charm. She
has bean A great sufferer of neuralgia Of
the had and stomach and around the
heart and never took any remedy that re
lieved her so quickly as this wonderful
medicine did.
i thank God for giving you the power TO
make such q wonderful remedy and j
hope you may prosper.
Send as soon as possible TO,
Mary z. Perkins,
Iupto, p o.. Illinois
The broad ax., 1897-12-18

The NEST interesting thing in the world
TO a woman is another woman whose hus-
band died suddenly on the wedding jour
ney.
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Never make q mistake, is the biggest
mistake man can make.
The broad ax., 1897-12-18

Star Tobacco Is the leading brand OF
the world, because IL is the best.
The broad ax., 1897-12-18

Not to hear conscience is the way to 81
lence it.
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Four tramways are being contracted
at Taiia.
The broad ax., 1897-12-18

Some men look so good in meeting that
it makes you wonder If the Lord can take
q Joke.
The broad ax., 1897-12-18

A good guide viii not be rejected Be
cause he Is bow legged
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No-TO-Bac for Fifty Cents.
Guaranteed tobacco habit cure makes weak
men strong. blood pure. SOC, 81. All druggists
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No good comes Of blaming others for our
misfortunes
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mat Tobacco spif ana Smoke Your Life Away

Hope and happiness ere 50 clumsy that
when one dies the other commits suicide
The broad ax., 1897-12-18

Tulu Lulu-The new Pepsin chewing
gum Is delicious Call for it.
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them

Golden Russell and Silver Moon are tn
leading high grade cent cigars, call 70
them
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RDADc l. the name Of 9
simple but ssoce

- nROPC L the name q 9
DlAOl ~ simple but eject
I've remedy for rheumatism, nsu-
q ralgia, asthma and Kindred al
~ ments. The trade mark n salt
explanatory. Five Drops make
q dose. The effect IL magical In dAyS
gone by other alleged cures have ben
marketed with the promise to take sfsot A
thirty days or more. Five Drops begins
to cure at once. Immediate relief h fsl6
The manufacturers Of Five Drops have
thousands Of testimonials from reliable
people, copies Of many Of them gladly
sent upon application. In order to more
effectively advertise Its merits the COM
pany win for the next thirty days send
out 10000 Of their sample bottles Of this
positive cure for Is cents . bottle by mad
prepaid. Large bottle, 800 doses, q tfOr
thirty days bottles S2.5ol Those sursr-
ing should write to the Swanson Rheu-
matte Cure Company, 1o7-l60 Dearborn ST.
Chicago, Ill, and take advantage OF tAas
generous offer. This company II Reliable
and promptly all every order
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save Your Money and When You Gee
Dollar, Deposit IL with Us.

save Your Money and When You Gee
Dollar. Deposit IL with Us-
lions Savings Bank & Trust Co. pays
per cent interest on One Dollar or Thou
sands, and compounds the interest four
times a wear Deposits are sent from all
narts Of the United States. Have you an
accountf II not, start an account NOW.
Women and children have the right 70
deposit in their own name, subject 70 tneir
own order. Write for any Information
needed. The Oficers and Directors are;
MILFORD Woodruff, President: Geo; y
Cannon. VicC-President; George M Can
non, Cashier. Joseph +. smith, l. u
ri b. Ciawson, Lorenzo Snow, Heoer j.
Grant, Francis NJ Lyman, George Key
nolds, l. John Nuttan
The principal danger in getting married
The broad ax., 1897-12-18

Some men are 50 good that they think
the devil gives all his personal attention
to tempting them.
The broad ax., 1897-12-18

Always give your wife her own way; II
will save her the trouble Of taking it.
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Learning makes man at company fol-
himself.
The broad ax., 1897-12-18

Love at first sight is q question Of VIII
sees the other first
The broad ax., 1897-12-18

Use Giant Baking Powder, Is OF for Is
cents. Best on earth for the money.
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quay.

At least 1000 men are scattered be
tween White Horse rapids and Ska
The broad ax., 1897-12-18

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets Al
Drur1ists refund the money IL IL fatls 70 cure &c
The broad ax., 1897-12-18

Wise men make more opportunities
than they find.
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Important Notice.
A man or woman Of good church standing can -
cure position with well known house OF 20 years stand
ing 20 at Manager and Correspondent In this coun
". SalaJ sT5o yearly. Address A p I. Elder, Sec
retary, ~ Michigan Ave-, Chicago, III.
The broad ax., 1897-12-18

Educate Your Bowels with Casearets.
Candy Cathartic, cure constipation forever.
l0c sc C. G. c fail. druggists refund money.