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The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1897-08-30
PERSONAL MENTION.

Mr.. and Mrs Lewis Roberts, of Arch
bald street, have returned from a
months visit in Wales.
Mr.. and Mrs Edward James, of South
Main avenue, have returned from a
visit in New York city.
Tom Beals, of South Main avenue, Is
at New York city.
Mr.. and Mrs. @. w. Skillhorn, of
Jackson street, are the guests of friends
at Aldenville, Wayne county.
Miss McAnulty, of Luzerne street, has
returned from a two weeks visit at
Lake Winola.
Mrs. John B. Reilly and children, of
Orange, New Jersey, are the guests OF
West Scranton friends.
Miss Nina Tague, the guest of Mr..
and Mrs. p. w. Tague, of North Brom-
ley avenue, has returned to her home
at Kingston.
Miss Kate Fleming, Of Clarke Bros,
accompanied by her brother, Thomas
Fleming, of the Times, left on Satur-
day for New York city and Rockaway
Beach.
Miss Rose Bechtold, of North Ninth
street, is home from a visit at Carver
ton, Wyoming county.
Miss Anie Pearce. of Frlnk street, is
sojourning at Ocean Grove.
Miss Bertha Decker of Price street,
has returned from a visit at Factory
vile.
Miss Margaret Bedell, of Philadel-
phia, is the guest of her mother, Mrs.
Long, on North Main avenue.
Miss Gertrude Woolbaugh of Lafay-
cite street, is sojourning at Mt. Pocono.
Miss Carrie Roberts, of Carbondale
is the guest of Mrs. Thomas Carson, Of
Washburn street.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred. Struening and
Miss Kate Struening are at New York
city in attendance at the funeral OF a
relative.
Eugene Fellows. of North Sumner
avenue, is home from sojourn at Lake
Winola.
Miss Lavina Schnell, of West Lacka-
wanna avenue, is the guest of friends
at Newark, N. ].
Miss Jessie Polhamus, of Clark's
| Green, is visiting Mrs. Henry Burns,
of North Lincoln avenue.
Miss Myrtle Titman, of Jackson
street, has returned from a visit at
Blairstown.
Mr.. and Mrs. Cooper, of South Hyde
| Park avenue, are entertaining their
daughter, Mrs. Frank Lewis, of Wilkes
| Barre.
Miss Bessie Miller, of Stroudsburg,
has returned home from a visit with
her cousin, Miss Gertrude Miller. of
| Washburn street.
The Misses Loretta Fagan, of Van
Buren avenue. and Sarah Quinlan, of
Jackson street, are the guests of
friends at Monticello, N. Y.
Mrs. Charles Banning, of North Lin
coin avenue, is entertaining her mother,
Mrs. John Reid, of Yatesville.
| Michael Ellsinger, of New York city,
has been visiting his brother, Daniel
Elsinger of North Main avenue, dur
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1897-08-30
NORTH SCRANTON.

Miss Amy Decker, of Cayuga street, has
returned from Lake Carey.
Miss Josie Anderson, of Wayne avenue,
is visiting friends at Pittston.
Mrs. Michael Leonard and daughter, OF
West Market street, are visiting relatives
at Waveriy.
Mr.. and Mrs. P. p. Carter and chill
dren returned Saturday from Southold,
l.. l.
Mr.. j. b. Geddes, of Huron, S. D., and
H. E. Geddes, of Wilkes-Barre, are visit
ing their nephew, ]. 7. Geddes, of North
Main avenue.
The funeral of Michael Haggerty was
held yesterday afternoon from his late
home on Leggetts street. The funeral cor
tege moved to Holy Rosary church,
where services Of an impressive character
were celebrated. Afterward the remains
were inferred in the family plot at the
Dunmore Catholic cemetery.
Alderman Edward Fidler is i'll at his
home on Spring street.
Thomas Grier and Morgan Watkins Wis
tied friends in Taylor yesterday.
The Christian Endeavor society of the
North Main avenue Baptist church con-
Quoted the services last evening in the
absence of the pastor, Mr., Watkins. The
programme was highly creditable and en-
joyed by large throng OF people.
Daniel Emery and John Keator, who
have been enjoying vacation at Balti-
more, returne Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs. o. p. Miller, Of Church
avenue, have returned from Nineveh,
N. Y.
The North End foot ball team will con-
duct a ball on Friday evening, Septem-
ber 10.
Miss Mary Lavelle, of Carbondale, is
calling on friends in this end.
John, the 5-year-old son of Mr.. and Mrs.
n u. IA
iberia, There are also two other men,
bers of the family i'll with the same dis
ease and the attending physician ex-
presses slight hopes of their recovery.
Diphtheria is prevalent in this end at
present and the doctors report a large
number of cases. The sufferers being
children in most every instance.
Tony Yaliksa was removed to the Lack
awanna hospital Saturday afternoon upon
the advice of DR.. Sullivan, who found the
man to be suffering from a dslocation
of the spinal vertibrae.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1897-08-30
RELATIVE OF THE GOULDS.
He Said He Was and Then Tried to
Kill Himself.

For several days a man, apparently
weak mentally, has been haunting
South Scranton. The fellow, William
M. Wildrick, of Blackslee, Monroe
county, alleged that he was a nephew
of the late Jay Gould.
On Friday Wildrick tried to jump into
the Meadow Brook shaft, but was pre-
vented by the employees On Saturday
word was received at police headquar-
ters that an inmate had escaped from
Danville and was at large in South
Scranton. The authorities were COM
municated with at Danville and it was
ascertained that William Wildrick had
been discharged as cured last Decem-
ber. Meanwhile word was sent to the
South Scranton police station, and the
wandering man was found by Patrol
man Schmidt.
Chief Robling notified the mans rela-
tives in Monroe county but they had
not responded up to early yesterday
afternoon, when he was taken to the
Hillside Home.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1897-08-30
PEACE PROBABLE IN URUGUAY.
New Ministry Takes the Place of the
One Dismissed by the President.

Montevideo, Aug. 29.-It is stated that
a peace will probably be concluded be-
tween the government and the revolu-
tionists in short time. Important econ
omies have been promised by the govern
ment.
A new ministry has been formed to take
the place of that dismissed by Senor jose
Cuestas, president of the senate, who as
sumed the presidency Of the republic Of
Uruguay ad interim after the assassina-
tion of President Borda. The new cabi-
net Is as follows:
Minister OF War-General Perez (reap-
pointed.
Minister of Finance-Senor Campistogin
Minister of Foreign Affairs-Senor Fer
reira.
Minister of the Interior-Senor Mace
achen.
Minister Of Agriculture-Senor Parela.
The new ministry is generally favorahly
received,
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1897-08-30
MINOOKA.

John Coyne, of Stafford street. was
injured about the head at the Taylor
mines Saturday by a fall of top coal.
His injuries are not of a serious nature.
The "Lexow" will be resumed during
the coming week
in Plains.
T. F. and P. ]. Coyne returned Satur-
day from Atlantic City, where they spent
the past week.
John j. Coyne and NJ. Mcdonnell will
leave today for Reading to attend the
state Democratic convention. They will
represent the Democrats of the Third
legislative district.
M. ]. O'Neill, the crack twirler of the
home team, handled the sphere for the
Olyphant Browns yesterday in their
game with the Eurekas.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1897-08-30
SOUTH SCRANTON.

The deplorable condition of the Fig
street roadway was the cause of painful
injury to Mrs. Ruane, of Cedar avenue,
Friday evening. She was descending the
hill in carriage which was overturned
owing to deep rut. Mrs. Ruane fell on
a pile OF stones. Her head was gashed in
two places and she was badly bruised.
Miss Nellie Scott. OF Fig street, and
Miss Nellie Kennedy, OF Maple street,
beft Saturday for visit with Carbon
dale friends,
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street, who have been spending the sum-
mer at their cottage at Elmhurst, have
returned home.
Ira Stevens, of New York street, spent
Sunday at Prompton.
Mrs. l.. ID. Coleman and son, Clyde,
have returned to their home on Della
ware street, after spending the past six
weeks in Connecticut.
Mr.. and Mrs. Merritt Gardner, of Dick
son avenue, are visiting relatives in Fac
toryville, where they attended the Gard
ner reunion last week.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1897-08-30
(Vt$t Side and City Suburban

ing last week. Mr.. Elsinger formerly
resided In West Scranton, but has lived
In New York city for several years.
Mrs. Thomas Beynon, of South Hyde
Park avenue. has returned from a
months visit at Factoryvllle.
Esdras Howell, of Washburn street
is soJourning at Glen Summit.
David j. Davies, of South Main ave-
nue., spent the last few days at Lake
Winola.
William r. Davies, Of Davies phar-
macy has resumed his duties after a
trip in New York state,
Mrs. Robert Davis, of washburn
street, has returned from a weeks visit
with Mr.. and Mrs. Morgan Bowen, of
Spring Brook,
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1897-08-30
OBITUARY.

Petsr Keegan died late Friday evening
at his home on Oak street. The deceased
was we'll advanced In years and has been
a resident of Providence for many years.
He is survived by a wife and four grown
DIP children, namely: Katie, Patrick,
Charles and John. The funeral will be
held this morning from his home. The
remains will be taken to the Holy Rosary
church, at which place high mass of
requiem will be celebrated. Interment
will be made in the Dunmore Catholic
cemetery.
Eugene, the infant child of Mr.. and
Mrs. John F. Vanston, of 1125 West Lo-
Gust street, died yesterday at the home
of the parents. The funeral will be held
from the house this afternoon at 2.30
p, m. Interment at the Washburn street
cemetery,
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1897-08-30
MEETING OF CRErE'S ASSEMBLY.
A Big Majority Favors the Scheme OF
AutouOmv.

Gambia, Crete, Aug. pa stormy scene
occurred in the Cretan assembly when
that body met this week to consider the
question of the acceptance of the scheme
of autonomy for the island. Sixty men,
bers voted in favor of the immediate ac-
ceptance of the scheme, and twelve op-
posed 1t.
When the result of the voting was made
known the delegates who opposed the
scheme, including the president of the
assembly, withdrew from the chamber.
A unanimous demand was made that
the Turkish troops withdraw from Thes-
sally at once.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1897-08-30
MISSIONS DENOUNCED BY A TURK.
Says the Armenian RevoIutionistsA Are
Pupils OF American Schools.

Berlin, Aug. @.-The Lokal Anzeiger
prints an interview with Mehmed Nouri
Bey, of the Turkish foreign Office at Con-
stantinople, in which he is quoted as say
Ing:
''The Armenian revolutionists in Turkey
are all pupils and proteges of the Amer
lean mission scools at Marsovan, Bitls,
Erzerounm and Van. The activity of
these schools is the curse OF Turkey and
Armenia alike"
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1897-08-30

Patrolman Saul and Special officer
Morris. Two of them were wood carv-
ers and exhibited samples Of their han
diwork. They gave their names as Jo-
seph DAILY and Frank Smith, Clncin-
natl, and Harry and John Toppen,
Bethlehem. The latter two are boys.
They were fined SO each, but will prob
ably be sent to Jail in default of the
fines,
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1897-08-30
MINOR NEWS NOTES

Hereafter the first alarm for all GEN.
tral city boxes, or those comprising the
First district, will be a still alarm. The
gong for this district will only blow on
second or third alarms. The order
went into effect on Saturday,
In honor of the twenty-first anniver-
sary of the birthday Of Frank Cramer,
Few friends gathered at the residence
or his parents, on North Garfield ave-
nue., last Friday evening. The evening
was spent in the enjoyment of dane
ing and music and later refreshments
were served. The guests were: Misses
Martha Price, Della Williams. Elsie
Driscoll, Mamie Lewis, Eta Dunkerly,
Eta Davis, Jennie Lewis, Mersey Hall,
Myrtle Dorsey, Sadie Cramer, Nellie
Howe, frankie and Elizabeth Williams
and Messrs. Harry Driscoll, Willard
Beers, Arch r. Jones, Jacob Koch, AL
win Evans, Ira Smith, Sam Chase, Myles
Driscoll, M. Penny, Bert Allen, d. Coley
and Thomas.
The members Of the Epworth league
of the Hampton Street Methodist
| church held a picnic at Nay Aug park
| on Saturday. Special cars bore the
| leaguers and their friends to the park.
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. Mcguire, of Luzerne
street, entertained on Friday evening
| In honor of their guest, Dennie O'Don-
| nell. Those who attended the reception
were: Mr. and Mrs. Carroll, Mr.. and
Mrs. O'Donnell Mr.. and Mrs. Mcclure,
the Misses ODonnell b. Brady, NJ.
| Tierney, J. Carroll, T. Tierney, r. Nc
| Guire, M. Carroll, S. Carroll, T. Tier
ney, p. Tierney, J. Greeley, ]. MCGUIRE,
w. Rafter, J. O'Donnell, J. McPhillips
| and w. Mcclure.
Miss Elizabeth Thomas, of North
Garfield avenue, and John NJ Edwards,
| of West Locust street, will be married
tomorrow at the First Welsh Baptist
church at noon. Following the cere-
mony, the couple will tender their rela-
tives a reception at the residence Of
Miss Thomas mother.
The Columbia Hose company, or more
properly Columbia Chemical company,
will hold an important meeting at
quarters this evening. A full attend
ance is desired.
| The cornerstone of the new National
Greek church of st. John, which is to
be built at the corner of Broadway and
Fourth street, was laid yesterday
morning with solemn and fitting cere-
monies. Rev. Father Balagh officiated
| and preached an impressive sermon.
There were six Greek societies in at
| tendance, they having marched to the
spot headed by bands, and dressed in
full regalia. Three societies came from
Old Forge, one from Taylor, one from
Dunmore, and one from Scranton. The
| stone was blessed and the superstruc-
| ture will be commenced immediately
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1897-08-30
ED. JENNINGS INJURED.
WelI-Known "TypO' Run Down by a
Horse on Washington Avenue.

Edward Jennings, employed as an
operator in The Tribune composing
room, was run down by a horse at
tached to a light carriage on Washing
ton avenue, near Phelps street, yester-
day afternoon and painfully injured.
A deep cash was cut in his forehead
by coming in contact with the pave
ment and he was unconscious for some
time. DR.. Saltry was hurriedly brought
to the scene by the man who had
caused the accident, and after a brief
examination he gave out that the in
jury was only superficial.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1897-08-30
GREEN RIDGE.

Mrs. Otto Conrad and sister, Miss Jen-
ME Palmer, returned Saturday from
Lake Ariel. where they spent last week.
Grant Smith, who was severely in
jured while at work In the Green Ridge
lumber yard several weeks ago, is again
able to be around.
e. e. Teal and family, of Green Ridge
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1897-08-30
POLICE AFTER THE TRAMPS.

The gang of tramps who occupy soft
places in West Scranton are not having
a pleasant time. Almost every day the
West Scranton police rounds them up.
On Saturday four of the species hobo"
We're found lying in an empty freight
car on the Bloomsbury switch near
Scranton street. and picked up by
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1897-08-30
Going One Better,

First Chicago Child-"We've got a new
baby at our house"
Second C. G. (contemptuously).- THAT'S
nothing. We've got a new papa at ours"
Boston Courier.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1897-08-30
West Side Business Directory.

MRS. FENTON, CLAIRVOYANT AND
prheno.ogist, 412 North Main avenue.
NOTARY PUBLIC.
B. G. MORGAN Il SON, NOTARIES
Public, Real Estate, Foreign Exchange
and Ocean Ticket Agents. Rents COL
lected. Prompt monthly settlements.
Office 11Oi Jackson street, over Mus
graves drug store.
HARRIET j. DAVIS, FEORIST-Cut
flowers and funeral designs a speciality;
10i South Main avenue; two doors from
Jackson street.
SECOND HAND FURNITURE-Cash for
anything you have to sell. Furniture,
Stoves, Tools, etc. Call and sec the
stock of j. c. King, 7Ul to 70S West LACK
awancd avenue.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1897-08-30

When In doubt what 10 use for
Nervous Debility, Loss Of Power,
Impoteney ,Atrophy, ,VArieocele and
other weaknesses, from any cause,
use Sexine Pills. Drains checked
and full vigor quickly restored.
Mailed for 81 90; 8 boxes $500. With
$500 orders we give a guarantee 10
cure or refund the money. Address
PEAL MEDICINE CO., Cleveland, o.
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Printing.

THH TRIBUNE PUBLISHING CO..
North Washington Avenue-Linotyps
Composition of all kinds quickly done
Facilities unsurpassed in this region.
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BAUER'S ORCHESTRA-MUSIC FOR
balls, plcnics, parties, receptions, we'd
dings and concert work furnished. For
terms address r. ]. Bauer conductor,
III Wyoming avenue. over Hulberts
music store.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1897-08-30
Schools.

SCHOOL OF THE LACKAWANNA,
Scranton, Pa. Courses preparatory TO
college, law, medicine or business. Opens
September 13. Send for ca atalogue. Rev.
Thomas NJ. Cam, LII. D., Walter H.
Buell., A. NJ.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1897-08-30
Hotels and Restaurants.

THE ELK CAFE, 125 AND 127 FRANK
lin avenue. Rates reasonable.
p. ZEIGLER, Proprietor.
SCRANTON HOUSE, NEAR D.. L. & w.
passenger depot. Conducted on the Eu-
ropean plan. VICTOR KOCH, Prop,
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1897-08-30

WATSON, DIEHL. HALL & KEMMER-
ER-Attorneys and Counsellors-at-Law; ;
Traders National Bank Building; rooms
6,7,S, Q and 10 third floor.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1897-08-30

MEGARGEE BROTHERS. PRINTERS
supplies, envelopes, paper bags, twine.
Warehouse, 1870 Washington avenue.
Scranton, Pa.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1897-08-30

G. r. CLARK & CO., SEEDMEN AND
Nurserymen; store 146 Washington ave.
nue.; green house, 1850 North Main ave.
nue.; store telephone, 1872.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1897-08-30
! Globe Warehouse

For handsome new style Lady's Belt isn't much, is
it? Come to the store
The Houma courier. (Houma, La.) 1878-1939, 1897-05-29
STYLES in THE STORES


Cloth collects OF tiny capes trimmed
with small, fancy buttons down the
front
Moire brocade in black to makesk9rta
Of to wear with low evening chiffon
waists.
Plain and braide6 black and light
cloth jackets, the colors running to the
two extremes.
Imported costumes trimmed with q
yiIk collar edged Nth silk braid headed
With small braid7eorered buttons.
Black gowns, silk Of wool, made IN
with q small caps to match, which is
lined with the bright color usually seen
In the vest.
Panels, girdles, separate ornaments,
Soleros and vests Of black and white
silk braid borderea with picots Of ane
gilt soutache.
Black satin waists made with a box
plait fastened with gold buttons, cuffs
on bishop sleeves held together BY sim
liar buttons, belt Of satin fastened with
buttons and o red satin stock and tiny
linen coIar-Dry Goods Economist
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49, EfHL 49,
The princess Of Soubise invented the
soup NOW called after her, while the
princess OF Condo gave her name to a
particular mode Of serving a breast Of
mutton. The duchess of Mailly, vying
with her, invented a special way Of
dressing a leg of the same animal.
Louise de la Valliere was skilled in the
culinary art.
Nine. de Maintenon became so
alarmed at the delight of Louis XIV.
over the breast of mutton a la Condo
that she called in Pere la Chaise and
Pere Douillet, and the trio evolved the
duck au Douillet; this dish is famous in
history as the means of weaving the
susceptible monarch from Princess de
Condo to the triumphant Maintenon.
Some 200 or 300 years ago italy led
in cooking and France laughed and
Knocked at the italian devotion to the
science of the kitchen. Then came days
in France when masters in the art of
cooking, such as Bechameil, serving
Louis the Magnificent, and Vatel, the
famous steward of Prince de Condo,
ruled over the dinner table, and great
ladies thought it no indignity to pre-
pare a favorite dish.
Moderation in manne of eating and
choice of food has not always charac-
terized men of history. Both Napoleon
]. and Carlyle are said to have ruined
their ~digvstions and tempers by rapid
eating. On the other hand, the care
with which Gladstone partakes of the
Viands set before him has been ac-
knowledged oyer and over again as one
of the greatest factors which has
worked to prolong his life.
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A great advantage in using the ammuni.
ton manufactured by the Winchester Arms
Co, New Haven, ct. II is said that it can
always be found even in the most remote
and out Of the way parts of the world.
There are so many Winchester guns in use
that there is a great demand for Winchea-
ter ammunition everywhere. No matter
What kind of a gun you shoot, you can get
ammunition for it if you ask for the Win.
chester make. This great house makes all
sizes Of metallic cartridges from BIB caps
70 h8-caliber and in shot gun ammunition
from 4 to 20 gauge. All ammunition bear
ing. the name Winchester will give entire
satisfaction. Send for large illustrated
catalogue free.
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Never" said the editor to the re-
porter who had tried his hand at criti-
cising a concert, "allow yourself to use
the word 'verve.' It's q good enough
word, but let it alone"
Whats the matter with it?"
'The chances are about seventeen to
nine that the compositor will have you
saying that some singer was remarka-
BILE for his erv 1t may be the truth,
you know the editor went on, kindly,
'but the singer doesn't like il, and stops
his subscription detroit Free Press.
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ontum ana whinkx Hnbitu.

The letter quoted below, written March
1857, BY the editor and manager of the
Sheffield, Ala, Standard, leaves no room
10 doubt that a successful treatment for
the cure of the liquor habit exists:
"Dr. B. M. Woolley, Atlanta, Ca: Your
antidote for the liquor habit will do all you
claim for it. After drinking whisky for
more than twenty years l find myself en-
tirely relieved of the accursed appetite
through the use of three bottles of your
medicine. 1t is absolutely a specific for the
liquor habit, and leaves no bad effects.
"E. M. RAGLAND."
Shinnston, ". Va.,-Dr. B. M. Wool
ley, Atlanta, Ca: l have been cured, or
quit taking the antidote nineteen months,
and never had any call for opium after
taking the first dose of your AEtidote. You
wanted to know if you might use my let.
ter. Yes, and my name, also. Any one
may write to me if they wish to know of
my cure or ask any questions as to the
efficacy Of the Antidote, and if they en-
close stamp I will answer.
GEO. j. RIBLET, SIR.
The Houma courier. (Houma, La.) 1878-1939, 1897-05-29

Yeast-What do you think of that
man Blobbs2 He reads the future, you
know.
Crimsonbeak-Reads nothingi Twas
with him last night until late, and do
you know what the last thing he said
to me was?
"No; I can't imagine"
HE said your wife won't say a thing
to you tonight. He's a fakelr-Yon-
kers Statesman.
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Very Like.

Miss Musicale-Did you enjoy Prof.
Bahso Profundo's singing last night?
Don't you think his voice sounds like
a distant waterfall?
Mr.. Crittycuss-Well, yes; I do think
it was away of.-Baltimore News.