The silver lance., 1897-09-03
Atch,son ososs Sights.

Your rival nearly always has dimpies.
1t is terribly hard to do the right thing.
Any meal is good to a sixteen-year- old
stomach.
A woman's call has q postscript the
same as her letters.
1t always seems an effort for some men
to be good natured.
How many kin an old man has! No
wonder he is miserable.
Even il a man has nerve. he dislikes
for occasion to arise for using it.
Some people have no appreciation Of
anything beyond something to eat.
When man is silent in quarrel with
his wife, it is because there is refuge in 1t.
A man who builds new houseis crit
iclzed as much as a woman who gives a
party.
1t will be just our luck to go to hell
while our preacher is of on his summer
vacation.
What good time a worm must have
who has found home in the center Of a
ripe peach.
We have seen a good many wet hens in
our time, but have never yet seen one
that was mad.
When doctor calls on a sick man, his
wife always has private consultation
with him outside.
II a man shows good sense in getting
married, he can usually be trusted In
other particulars.
II man il doing fairly well, he is .
fool to make business change after he
is forty years old.
The real treasure Of q home Is the
woman with an aptitude for finding
things that are lost.
Trying to economize makes enemies.
As long as you turn your money loose.
you are good fellow.
Our idea Of loafer il one who goes to
the depot during business hours to meet
his wife's visiting kin.
Reformers have ranted 30 much that
great many things are expected Of men
that arc not their duty.
There are some men who don't know
what greatness is until they have some
one working under them.
This world will not be entirely satis-
factory to the women until some man
has given birth to baby.
A musical laugh is one brought forth
by one Of your own jokes; all other
laughs are more or less grating.
Now that the weather is cool enough
for the people to sleep, they are begin
ging to stay up nights to play whist.
When a man is in love he is no earthly
use to anyone except his girl. and the
soda fountain and ice cream dealers,
When a woman is anxious about her
husband, there is glitter in her eye
that does not show ut any other time.
After a man gets married, there is no
way left him OF changing his environ
ment other than by adding baby to 1t.
A woman feels that she has treated ali
her neighbors justly IL she never tried
to get their hired girls away from them.
You have more sense than most people
il you stay away from places where you
will see people you hate, and who hate
you.
A crank is never at his best until he
has q daughter eighteen or nineteen
years old. and she begins to receive com
pany."
When a woman gets a little money
ahead. instead Of spending it on her
husband, she spends it on the spare
bed room.
Every woman, according to the story
she tells her second husband, was forced
into her first marriage by the wishes OF
her parents.
1t occasionally happens that the only
fault a daughter has to find with her
mother is that she married such = man
as her father.
The people who think it is wicked TO
buy lottery tickets, must have trouble
in reconciling their consciences to buy
ing cantalopes.
The finest peach 10 the world Is the
little old seeding. The finest man in
the world is natural man, without any
art or cultivation.
We have only one objection to old
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