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Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1897-07-08
FARM GRANARY.

~s'SS 80 .ses. Z ,ssgssSeSs- -
bins, back of the stairway, is five by
eleven feet, and high enough for any
man to walk and work in. Lower floor
mostly used for storing seed and grain
! in sacks, such as fiaxseed, clover, tim
othy, etc. They are packed under til
slant of the bins, out of the way. The
middle space is used for cleaning grain,
| and a good tanning mill is always in
readiness, and good platform scales
upon which everything is weighed.
The carpenter says this style of bin
is easier on the building, as most of the
pressure is ON the inside, drawing the
frame together instead of pressing it
! out. The weight is carried direct to the
sills, resting on good stone foundation.
The rough lumber and flooring were got
out Of our own woods; siding-cucum-
Der and white wood-cost ten dollars
per 1000 feet on the stump, and is Of
better quality than l could have got for
double the money in the lumber yards
Here is the bill Of lumber needed:
Two pieces SIS 20 feet long.
Three pieces Sxs, "A feet long.
Tventy-six studding 2x5, IA feet long.
-Four corner posts 5x5. IA feet long.
Nine toists 2xS, "A feet long.
Twelve ioists 2x8 10 feet long.
Twenty-four bin studding 2x4, feet long
Twenty-Five rafters 2x5, 70 feet long.
Fifteen girts IL x4, II feet long.
one hundred ribs 1X3. u feet long.
Five hundred feet flooring.
Eighteen hundred feet siding and for bins
inside.
The cash cost, beside my labor, is as
follows, in round numbers:
/ r..
CafleIller... so
saw X
SIdlng 70
stone ana cement. OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES.
Shlnglcs-.... 4
Window sash and Observation-Disclosures.
Nails, track and rollers for door...........
Paint, oil and brush ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. {
Planning and matching. .....................
Total SIS
Siding runs up and down, as it is
better that way. At the gable ends the
siding is scalloped, which adds but few
cents to the cost. This granary suits
me perfectly. Paint it nicely, and it will
be an ornament to the farm.-A. A.
Singler, in Ohio Farmer.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1897-07-08
No-To-Bac for Fifty Cents.


Guaranteed tobacco habit cure, makes weak
men strong, blood pure. SOC. 81 All druggists
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1897-07-08

Candy Cathartic. cure constipation forever
l0c, 25c. II G. c. G fail. druggists refund money.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1897-07-08

Educate Your bowels With Cascarets.
Candy Cathartic, cure constipation forever.
Ice 25c. If C. G. G. fail, druggists refund money.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1897-07-08

Evidence of Insanity.

Take Cascarets Candy Cathartic i0c or &c
II G. c. @. fail to cure, druggists refund money
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1897-07-08
NOTICE OF DENTISTS.

The dental rooms Of the undersigned dem
atists of Lancaster will he closed on Wednes-
DAYS from MAY to NOV. J. 1s91 Patrons
win kindly Ike notice ]. II. REED.
l. r CRANE.
G. : MOORE
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1897-07-08
THEINELUENCE

of the Mother shapes the course
OF unborn generati on s-goes
sounding through all the
ages and enters the confines of
Eternity. With what care, there
fore, should the Expectant Moth
er be guarded, and how great the
effort be to ward off danger and
make her life joyous and happy.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1897-07-08
40 Cure Constipatlon Forever.

Take Cascarets Candy Cathartic 10c or 25c.
c. G. G. fail to cure. druggists refund money
The Red Cloud chief., 1897-10-08
Gave Back
My Health.

There is no reason for being respondent
and considering diseases Of the blood
incurable, simply because the treatment
OF physicians and many so-called blood
remedies fail to effect a cure. Though
1t is naturally disheartening to the suf-
ferer who faithfully takes the prescribed
treatment of the physicians, often at the
expense of hundreds of dollars, to find
himself. no better as time goes
by, still a cure will result from the right
remedy, S.S.S., no matter what other
treatment has failed.
The reason that SIS. (Swift's Spe-
cihc) has so successfully cured even the
worst cases after other treatment had
been tried in vain is that it Is the only
remedy which forces the poison from
the blood and permanently eliminates
1t from the system, which 10 the only
correct principle OF curing the disease.
Mercurial remedies bottle up the poison
and tear down the system, while S.S.S.
forces out the poison and builds up and
adds strength and vigor to the entire
system. 1t is natures remedy, and on
tains no harmful ingredient.
The Red Cloud chief., 1897-10-08
SCHOOL NOTES.

Genin Andrus entered the lith grad,
Monday morning
Lille Overing visited IN the high
room Wednesday,
The Geometry class are having a ne.
view from the first of the book.
We were all glad 20 see Susie and
Bessie Spracher in the high room Wei.
pesday.
Edward Cook, one Of the noted
seniors, took charge of the second
room in the south ward Thursday in
Miss Wcideman's place.
The physics class borrowed a small
windmill this week to illustrate to the
class. II was quite a unique contri.
n 1t belonged to Mr.. Peterson.
The Cicero class anticipate "A small
examination soon. Professor wants to
get a more definite idea of their knowl
edge ~ Of the declensions and conjuga.
lions.
The board decided 10 allow two half
days, Thursday and Friday afternoons,
to the pupils to attend the fair. Most
Of the pupils attended Thursday after.
noon in spite of the dust.
The Red Cloud chief., 1897-10-08

AN AUTUMN REVERE.
The Happy Bride was E~ntranced by
Nature and So Was John.

Wv |" W "sN cOnns
IL was in the month OF October and
they had been married four weeks.
Four blissful weeks they had been To
her IN hat lovely country house among
the quiet hills, says the Detroit Free
Press.
Day after day the autumn sun had
been painting the trees in wondrous
shades Of tints, and now the mountains
were great banks Of rich maroon, and
the valleys, flowing silently between,
DER streams of grass-green waves and
scarlet foam.
This afternoon she sat with him on
the long, low piazza and gazed dream
lily on the lovely picture spread be-
fore.
At first she talked to him sitting
there so comfortable in his great rus
tic chair. but her voice grew softer and
softer until IL died away In whispers
and she was still.
The mystic, restful touch of the
sweet October days was upon her, and
1t was blissful peace to sit idly In the
sun and look upon the beauties of the
s~cenc-silent she, as IL was.
The old life of her girlhood had gone
and she stood upon the threshold of
this new life-this woudrous hall of
womanhood, extending far, far before
her, as were the valleys spread below
the mountainside.
There was upon her soul the inef-
fable calm Of autumn time. and the
magic Of the afternoon fascinated her.
And il WAS not for her alone, but
him; this man who now was part and
parcel of her life.
He, too. she felt, must feel the rap.
turous thrill, the weird and witching
spirit of the hour.
John" she whispered, softly, as the
hum Of bee that knocks at the door OF
every honeyed flower.
But John did not respond.
All, he too, is clothed in this charm.
she thought.
John" she said, again, this time
with eager tone, as IL To call him
from his ~reverie and share with her
the raphsody that moved her very
soul.
But - her ears no answer came Ia
lay its son response upon her heart.
John waA sound asleep
The Red Cloud chief., 1897-10-08
School Repore.

Report OF lnavsle school, Dist. No. y
or the month ending Oct, /. 1897.
Number enrolled for the month, ~
Average attendance, ".
Number cases Of hardness, e..
Following are the names Of pupil,
who. were neither sb.eu, or tardy dur,
Ing the month: Johnny Broomdeld
Elins, Hazel and lien H~oldrege, Ralph
and Daisy Hunter, frankie House
Charlie Renkle, Lewis McClintock
and Dora and Maudie Deishley.
WV. HEFFELBowER, Teacher,
The Red Cloud chief., 1897-10-08
SHERLFFoS SALE.

Notice IL hereby given that under and by vir.
tue OF an order OF sale issued from the ONCE Of
Tenth Judicial District, within and for Web.
ster county; Nebraska, upon adecree in an action
pending therein, wherein Charles II. Potter
Is plaintiff and against Thomas Quinn, de.
PENDANT, ! shall offer for sale at public ven.
due. to the highest bidder for cash In hand
At the east door Of the court house, at Red
wherein the last term OF said court was
holden) on the nth day OF October. A. q. 1897,
at one O'Clock pm. OF said day, the following
described property, tOwit:
TIL north half OF, the north east quarter and
the north half OF the northwest quarter Of sec.
uon twenty eight (2S) town three (O north
county. Nebraska.
Given under ny hand this 9TH day Of Sep,
tember, A. D.. 1897.
J. W. RUScHEY, Sheriff.
j. s. GILLIAN, Plaintiffs Attorney.
The Red Cloud chief., 1897-10-08
ECKLEY.

Mrs. Geo. Motter has gone To Ohio
where she will visit relatives and
friends.
Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Dow are visiting
in Thayer county this week.
Almon Parker wa seen on our streets
n day this week.
Rev. Day was visiting in this locality
n day this week.
Quite Il number of the E~ckleyites at.
tended church AT Cowles Sunday even.
ing.
Will James is home from Guide
Rock.
Adam James came up from Superior
Monday evening.
John konsack had "a runaway this
week but fortunately NO damage was
done.
Miss Mabel WOOdside has gone To
GuideRock where she expects TO attend
school this winter.
Miss Emma Woodside is staying
with Mrs. Leetsch near KosemOnt.
Misses Laura Orr and Ellie lsom at.
tended church ut the Honeycutt school
house Sunday.
There vas II lecture given at the
Shelton school house last Saturday
evening by DR.. Waunzer.
Mrs. isom is expected home soon.
Mrs. l.. A. Crozier Is visiting in
Guide Rock.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ogilvie started sfor
Stratton Tuesday. They expect 10 he
gone about live weeks.
X. n. Allen aud Ed Scott Of Cowles
expect to meet before Justice Miller
next Saturday at 2 p. M. to determine
who Is owner Of a certain horse power.
There is quite a dispute over it, only
three men claim it but Nose will clear
away the mist.
J. M. Woodside got his hands and
feet badly burned this week.
The Red Cloud chief., 1897-10-08
Purely Vegetable

and 10 the only blood remedy guaranteed
to contain not a particle Of mercury,
potash, arsenic or other mineral. S.S.S.
Is sold by all druggists.
Valuable books and on blood and skin
diseases will be mailed free BY Swift
Specific Company. Atlanta. Ca.
The Red Cloud chief., 1897-10-08
What Do the Children Drink

Don't give them tea or coffee. Have Won uicd
the new food drink called GRAIN.o, made OF
pure grains that takes the place Of coffee. 1.-The
more ''aiho you give your children the MORE
health you distribute through their systems.
"r"iho Is made Of pure grains. and when
properly prepared tastes like the choice grades
OF coffee but costs about one fourth ~ much.
All grocers sell il. he and .5c.
The Red Cloud chief., 1897-10-08
Postofice Regulations

Box RENTs:--The rates charged foi
boxes is always fixed by the depart.
ment. No box shall be assigned to the
use Of any person until the re at there.
of shall be paid n quarter in advance.
Any person renting q box is entitled to
have only the mail for his family pu,
into II. Each box must be restricted
to the use of one family, firm, or COR,
poration. In every Ease the post
master shall give . receipt for money
received for box rent.
The Red Cloud chief., 1897-10-08
Our Clubbing List.

Below We present u list Ut n nun
Der Of the leading magazines. news
papers. farm papers, etc, with price,
they can be had In connection with
TBE REQ CLOUD CHEF.
We must have one yearly sub
scription To the CHiEF with each peri.
odical ordered, but both need not nee.
essarily he sent to the same address.
The Red Cloud chief., 1897-10-08

III you have yer seen a little child in
a paroxysm Of whooping cough, or if
you have been annoyed by a constant
tickling in the throat, you can appre.
ciate the value of One Minute Cough
Cure, which gives quick relief. c. l..
COtiing.
The Red Cloud chief., 1897-10-08

A pain in the chest Is natures warn,
ing that pneumonia Is threatened.
Dampen . piece Of flannel with Cham.
berlain's Pain Balm and bind over the
seat a pain, and another on the back
between the shoulders, and prompt re-.
lief will follow. Sold by H. +. Grice,
Druggist.
The Red Cloud chief., 1897-10-08
There is a Class of People

who are injured by the use OF coffee. Recently
there has been placed In all the grocery stores a
new preparation called GRAIN %. made Of pure
grains. that takes the place Of coffee. The
most delicate stomach receives Il without dis
tres'' and but few can tell II from coffee. It
docs not cost over one fourth rs much. chm
dfeh may drink 1t with great benefit. iic and
2lc per package. Try II. Ask forGRAINN
The Red Cloud chief., 1897-10-08
onys So.

Cascsrets Candy Csthartis, the mos, won
derfui medical discovery Of the age, meas
ant and refreshing to the TASTE, act eenti,
ana positively on Kidneys, liver and bowels
cure headache, fever, habitual c~onstipatior
snd ollionsness. Please buy and try a boz
OF I. e. &. to-day; 10, Is, 20 cents. Soid AND
guaranteed TO cure by Nil druggists.
The Red Cloud chief., 1897-10-08
CHURCH NOTES.
METHODIST

WEITIVUTNI-
Preaching at 1890 am, and 10
pm. 10y the pas,or.
Sunday school at II 30.
Junior League at 4 pm.
Senior League at 515 pm.
Chapel Sunday school ut 3 pm.
Preaching at Amboy at 3.
Prayer meeting on Wednesday even
ing.
Ladies Aid Society Friday afternoon
You are earnestly invited to max,
your church home with us.
Rev. j. VI. darcy, Pastor.
The Red Cloud chief., 1897-10-08
Republican Mass Convention.

The republican voters of the city and
precinct OF Red Cloud are hereby call
sd to meet in a convention at tn,
court house on Saturday, October 9th
at 7:S0 Pun, for the purpose of nomi
mating a candidate for county com
missioner for the Fourth commissions,
district, vice j. s. White resigned.
@. II. POTTERY
D.. s. WHITE I Com.
8. 4. SPOEEsFIELp\
The Red Cloud chief., 1897-10-08
SHkRIk'krS SALE

Notice II hereby given that under and nv yir
tue Of an order OF sale issued from the ONCE Of
James Burden. clerk Of the District Cont Of
the Tenth Judicial District. within and for
action pending therein, wherein Parker Ham
shire u plaintiff, and sgaingt James Connor,
Julia ConSes. william AlLefs, - Albers
! shall Offer for sale at public yendue, TO the
highest bidder for cash In hand, at the east
door Of the court house, at Red Cloud, In said
building Whereins the last term Of said court was
holden) on the 18th day Of October, A. D., 1897,
At O'Clock p. m. Of said day, the following
described property towit:
The northwest quarter Of section number
elghteeno u8) in township number three (3)
north in range number eleven llD west Of the
9Th T. M. In Webster county. Nebraska.
TENDER, A.. d.. 1897.
j. W. RUScHEY. Sheriff.
JAS. McNESY, Plaintiffs Attorney.
The Red Cloud chief., 1897-10-08
For Sale.

One hundred and sixty acres of.un.
improved land, four miles northwes,
OF Red Cloud, Nebr. Terms cash. nap.
ply to, MRS, JAMES KIRkwooD, Fair.
fax, Missouri.
The Red Cloud chief., 1897-10-08
summers S1IE.

First publication sept. ~.
Notice IL hereby given that under AMI by vIr
tue OF an order of sale issued from the ONCE ~
James Burden, CLERK of the District Court Of he
Tenth judicial District, within aud for Webster
county, Nebraska, upon u decree In an action
pending therein, wherein Hnrlburt Ward Drup
company is plaintiff, and against e. II. I.au,
defendant, ] shall offer for sale nj public yondme
10 the higheAt bidder for cash In hand, at the
east door OF the court house. nj Red Cloud, In
said Webster county, Nebraska. that heing the
building wherein the last term Of said couri was
holdenl on the Nth day OF October. AID. 1897. AZ
sCribed property. to wit.
The southwest quarter OF section twenty three
U.s. towInhIp one H. north range tweive us,)
iaska.
Given under my hand this 2ld day " septem
Der, A.D 1897.
j. ". kuScHEY. Sheriff.
JANIS McNtsr, Plaintiffs Attorney.
The Red Cloud chief., 1897-10-08

The above offers are made only "a
new subscribers who pay one full year
IN advance.
The RED CLOUD CHIEF,
Red Cloud, Neb.
The Red Cloud chief., 1897-10-08
noni Tobacco spi, and Smoke Your life AWAY.

To quit tobacco easily and forever. be mag
neiic. full OF life, nerve and yiyor. take NorTo
Bac, the wonder worker. that makes weak mer
strong. All druggists, SOC or 81. Cure guaran
teed Booklet and sample free. Address
sterling Remedy Co Chicago or New York
The Red Cloud chief., 1897-10-08

Mr.. Charles Glenn, of 1868 Dudley ST.,
Cincinnati, is one of the MANY who
constantly praise S SIS. for giving him
back his health. He says:
"From childhood l was afflicted with
a terrible blood disease, and have
taken almost every blood remedy on the
market, but my case was deepseated,
and one by one they failed. The large,
red blotches increased in size and mum.
Der, and soon covered my entire body.
"My parents had me treated by a num-
Der of physicians, but the disease was
too much for them, and after their tenn
porary relief was over, ! found myself
growing steadily worse. Thus I grew
into manhood, handicapped by a terrible
disease and having tried 80 many M
dies without relief, when q friend urged
me to take SIS S. I had little faith in n
medicine. I was happy to find, however,
that I had at last gotten the right remedy,
for one bottle Of SIS did me 40 much
good that I loon had hopes Of being cured.
I continued the remedy, and was cured
completely, the unsightly spots soon
disappeared, leaving my skin perfectly
clear. Ny general health wal also buift
up, and I am robust and strong. I be-
lieve SIS. will cure the wort case Of
blood poison in the world"
SIS. is . real blood remedy, aud will
cure the most obstinate cases Of Cancer,
Eczems, Catarrh, Scrolula, Rheumatism,
Contagious Blood Poison, old sores,
or any disease caused by impure blood.
II Ia
The Red Cloud chief., 1897-10-08
4 Hard Place.

Pirst store Boy-Hsw - yeu like
your asw placs1
essend Store 1oy-Den't IKE IL. II
eso,t d things right. they'll keep M
d. 'e0.-9oOA ksws
The Red Cloud chief., 1897-10-08

-xaensfssysd. -Teachr
Ase ysus nsShss knew tAAt ~ but.
49, sSs a ys~r eoaAP" Willie
"YseAD. aAA she Asws whsss Nsy srs
-" 1ssshsr-"whsss are thsyps
W~hAe-"I6sy ~ ~ iasass,s tpou-
~-"-NAARa
The Red Cloud chief., 1897-10-08

Ut. Cady's Condition Powders, are
JUS. what q horse needs when in bad
vonaiaion. Tonic, blood purifier and
vermliuge. They are not foDd but
meaicine n the best In use to put a
norse IN prime condition. Price 81
cents per package.
The Red Cloud chief., 1897-10-08
letter. slt.Rheum and Eo..m.

letter, Salt.Rheum and Ecxems.
The intense itching and smarting Incl
Dent TO these diseases is instantly ailaved
66y, applying Chamberlain Eye and
Skin Ointment. Many very bad cases
nav been permanently cured by Il. II
Is equally efficient for itching piles and
a f~avorite remedy for sore nipples
chspped hands, chilblains, frost bites
ana chronic sore eyes. rs cts. Der boz.
The Red Cloud chief., 1897-10-08
CONGREGATIONAL

'VN'FNFNFN TVNNL,
Sunday School at IL -.
Junior Society at 4 p. m.
Y. j. :. &. T.. at Z y. m.
The Red Cloud chief., 1897-10-08

No man or woman can enjoy life OF
accomplish much in this world Will,
suffering from n torpid liver. DE
Wits Little Early Risers, the pill,
that cleanse that organ, quickly. G.
l.. Getting.
The Red Cloud chief., 1897-10-08

E"nrhi' Your i"u"is Wu', ta.carris.
''!dN '"iuu"iir. cE"t ,os-'. ur. -. f4.. .r
loo. %. nc fan. trt-,~l, r.r.,r Of. ..
The Red Cloud chief., 1897-10-08

have suffered several years with
chronic kidney troubles, aud Il part Of
the time ! was also troubled with
rheumatism. In fact until ! got some II
DIR. Hobbs Sparagus Kidney Pill. from
the drug store of Niels =. Hansen
some time ago. | have never been
free from pain for several years. am
now glad to state that the nledicine
has helped me and take pleasure IN
recommending them toanyonc afflicted
with kidney disease or rhenma,irs as
they are sure to help them.
Ed. GARDNER, DaiIyman kearnry,
The Red Cloud chief., 1897-10-08

Here's to your coed health Us
Economy Boneset Cordial" G.. l.
Getting.
The Red Cloud chief., 1897-10-08

To Cure Constipation Forever.
Iahe Cas,arets Candy Cathartic. Zoe or &c.
IL &. O.. {. fail TO cure. druggists refund mo1~v
The Red Cloud chief., 1897-10-08

cure Rheumatism. Gout. Eczema.
An@mia. Pimples, had Blood. Bripht's
Disease. Malaria, Backache. kidney
Pains, Dropsy. Pain in the Abdomen.
frequent U%rination, Inflammation of
Kidneys. Female Weakness, etc.
The Red Cloud chief., 1897-10-08

Are gaining favor rapidly. -.
Business men and travel "
lets carry them In vest
pockets, ladies carry them
Ia purses, housekeepers keep them In medicine

III purses, housekeepers keep them IN medicine
closets, friends them to friends. ?jc.
The Red Cloud chief., 1897-10-08

Make the kidneys
strong and healthy.
They cause the kid
neys to filter all Uric
Acid and other poi
sons or impurities
from the blood.
nura blood
The Red Cloud chief., 1897-10-08
Or. Hobbs Sparagus kidney Pills

Healthy Kidneys make pure blood.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1897-08-13
Imported Song Birds Thrive.

Inquiry has been received by Thu
Spokesman Review concerning the re-
suit of an experiment made few years
sgow with European singing birds in Ore
gon Several hundred We're brought over
and released in the vicinity Of Port
land, with the hope that they would
thrive and multiply and enliven the for.
ests with their inspiring notes Includ.
ed in the collection were specimens Of
the skylark. nightingale, thrush and
mavis. The experiment has proved a
pleasing success The imported songsters
have spread over wide area, and oc.
casionally few have been seen east Of
the Cascade mountains. The climate is
favorable and the citizens of German
birth, who raised the purse to introduce
the songsters of the fatherland, say the
little strangers sing as sweetly here as
In the land across the sea. -Spokane
Spokesman Review.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1897-08-13
Peasants Superstitions.

Now and then, not often, ghostly APP
pearances or sounds are explained TO the
peasant satisfaction. Thus in the cOun-
" Of Durham "Gabriels hounds" were
for long, long years believed TO shriex
and howl through the air on dark nights
and 20 fOrebOde death TO him who heard
and saw them. But prosaic modern re-
search has proved them TO be nothing
but fiocks of wild geese migrating south
ward on the approach Of winter and
choosing dark nights for their journeys.
Similarly the ghost of Irbydale, in the
Lincolnshire wolds, a goblin who terri
fed travellers at night with its heart
rending cries, and who was said to be
q witch who had been worried to death
by dogs in "a long past age, has been
shown to be nothing but an owl. On the
other hand, no true COrnishman viii
ever be induced TO relinquish the be-
haunts the ruins Of Tintagel in the
shape Of "a white enough, and assuredly
the many English families who possess
d white bird Of omen, such as that
which Mr. John Oxenham saw in West
ward, Hov" cling firmly to the tradition
if not 20 the belief in it.
And so, ghosts or no ghosts, the posi-
ton is Just the same at the end OF the
nineteenth century as at the end of the
eighteenth-all argument is against
them, and if all belief Is not for them a
very great deal more Is than people like
to acknowledge. chambers Journal
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1897-08-13
WHAT TOMMY SAID.

Uncle John-Well, what do Won
mean To he when YOU get 10 be man
Little Tommy (promptly)--A doc
tor, like pa.
Uncle John (quizzically)-lndeed:
and which do You intend to be, an
allopath or homWopath?
Little Tommy don't know what
them awful big words mean. Uncle
John; bat that don't make no differ
ence, cause amt goin' 10 be either
of 'em. I'm just goin' to be family
doctor an give all my patients Hood
Sarsaprila, cause my pa say that il
he is doctor, he's 'bi9cd 10 own ~
that Hood, Sarsqprilla is the best
family medicine he ever saw in hi,
life.