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Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1897-12-16

She-"Oh, Charles, papa has lost all he
had on the board of trade We are ruined"'
He. Not ruined, dear. | have Just been,
elected to the city council "-BrooElyn Life.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1897-12-16

John Doe-"Is that longhaired poet stilll
the star boarder" Richard Doe-"No, in
deed. He is not in it any more. He mar
ried the landladY."-N. Y. journal.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1897-12-16

Never triAe with pain. 1t may fool you.
st. Jacobs Oil never fools; it cures.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1897-12-16

'Rushem is dealing in mining securities.
isn't he?" "Well, stocks is the betteE
word. Chicago journal.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1897-12-16

The upper ten is composed of the vim
ming nine and the umpire,-Chicago News
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1897-12-16

The dance they sit out is the most de-
lightful to pair of lovers.-Chicago News
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1897-12-16

Isn't a scald burn? Yes; and
st. Jacobs Oil is a cure.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1897-12-16
Home-NIade Law for One Town.

Andale, Sedgwick county, has 800 in-
habitants, mostly German Catholics,
and three joints, but no municipal gov
eminent, SO Judge Hine has promul'
gated a code for the regulation of the
joints, The first regulation reads:
"All joints must keep off the main
streets, and must be kept decent"
Another is; "All joints must close at
ten o'clock at night, except Sunday"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1897-12-16

Municipal Legislation Recommended.
Representatives of Kansas cities Of
the first class held their fifth annual
meeting at Atchison last week, They
recommended legislative enactments
as follows:
That all property be assessed at Its actual
cash value; that II shall be unlawful to move
improvements from property against which the
county holds n tax lien that counties be re-
quired to pay their proportion Of the cost OF
city bridges as cities OF the first and second
classes are now required to pay n proportion OF
the cost Of county bridges; that better sanitary
laws be enacted and that the metropolitan po-
lice boards be abolished
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1897-12-16
SOME NAMsAs HAPPENINGS.
Comnelled 10 Lenve Town.

One l. Guy Martin, n so-called evan
gelist, who had been conducting re-
vival service at Florence for two weeks,
with but little success, accused the
mayor and city council of being bride
takers, abused the business men as
dishonest, vilified the girls and young
ladies as being impure and maligned
the schools. An indignation meeting
was held by the business men and
school board, when a committee was
appointed to visit Martin and give him
hours to leave town. Martin took the
hint and left.
The evening tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 189?-190?, 1897-07-20
STRENGTH FROM FOOD.
BUT THE FOOD MUST BE DIGEsTED

There is no way to get strong without
food. Food Is the strength maker.
Just enough food, properly digested,
makes the strong and healthy man or
woman. Too much, too little, or even the
right quality, NOT DIoEsTED, will make
anybody weak.
The beginning OF all sickness Is weak
ness. The beginning OF all weakness Is In
digestion. So to keep strong, look after
your digestion. That Is the most import
ant point of all.
When your food ferments In your stom-
ach and forms gas, causes dizziness, nau-
sea, bad taste, sick headache, full feeling,
nervousness, irritability, etc, you have
indigestion. You are losing part OF your
life. Every hour you are sick causes loss
OF strength.
The way TO cure IL is to take Shaker Di-
gestivc Cordial. A few doses will relieve.
IN you take IL long enough you will regain
the strength you have lost.
Shaker Digestive Cordial In made from
herbs and plants by the Shakers OF Mount
Lebanon. IL contains very strong diges-
tive tonic properties. IL creates strength.
IL makes your food make you strong and
bright and healthy. IL clears your COM
plexion and strengthens your body against
disease. IL you want to get strong and
well, try a bottle.
Sold by all druggists at 10, rs, 80 cents
and Hoo bottle.
The evening tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 189?-190?, 1897-07-20

There is comfort In the knowledge 80 often
expressed, that DIR. Kilmer's swamp. Root.
the great kidney remedy fulnlls every wish
In relieving pain In the back Kidneys, liver
bladder and every part OF the urinary pas.
sages. IL corrects inability 10 hold urine
and scaiding pain In passing IL, or bad effect
following use Of liquor, wine or beer and
oycrcomes that unpleasant necessity OF be.
ing compelled TO get up many times during
the night To urinate. The mild and extra
ordinary effect OF Swamp Root Is soon real
lied. IL stands the highest for It's wonderful
csres OF the most distressing cases. II you
need medicine you should have the best.
Sold by druggists price fifty cents and one
dollar. For sample bottle and pamphlet
both sent free by mail, mention THE EVEN.
ING TRIBUNE and send your full rostoffice
address To DIR. Kilmer a Co., Bingbamton, ~
Y. The proprietors OF this paper guarantee
the genuineness OF this offer.
The evening tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 189?-190?, 1897-07-20

The Lord Denman this generation knew
would be harshly described IL he were said
to be insane, for he was not violent and
never offended any more than he hurt any
body, but he was certainly Of weak or al
least eccentric intellect. He attended every
sitting of the house of lords quite conscien.
tiously, and no sitting passed without his
rising to speak Then very curious thing
would happen. You, as visitor, would
DO surprised, perhaps even little shocked,
to observe that every peer In the house be-
gan at once to talk to his neighbor and to
talk In as loud voice rs he could until
the usually somber and spectrally silent
assembly became positively as noisy rs the
grasshoppers In big field.
When you looked at the venerable figure
with tho hooked nose and heard the melo-
dious voice, you were positively shocked
that an assembly of noblemen should show
itself SO wanting in the commonest courte-
sizes Of life, but really there was no choice
In the matter. Lord Dcnman always talked
insanitics or imbeoilities, and there was no
method by which he could be kept down
Except by the rough and ready method
have described. He made motions No.
body took notice of them. The lord chan
cellor did not even go through the formal
ity Of putting them to the vote and having
them rejected. 1t was rs IL nobody had
spoken, as II this figure were ghost from
the grave. -Harper's Magazine.
The evening tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 189?-190?, 1897-07-20

tsry, Thomas A.. Bscon; Senior Woodward,
william Moran, Junior Woodward, JULES
LAngpau; Senior Bsadle, Joseph During;
Junior Beadls, Joseph Allard; Trustee for
three yosrs, Ludgsr 0emmo.
At the close Of the exercises . social time
was enjoyed and q bountiful collation.
served. epeechss were made by the newly
installed officers and by visiting brothers.
Notes About the CITY.
Henry spragus OF Dighton, Mass, II
visiting friends In this city.
Jsnks Lodge, A. M. and A. r., met Last
evening and worked the First Degree.
The Board Of Aldermen will meet TO-
morrow evening In adjourned meeting.
Onlcer BLOOMFIELD has gone on his vacs-
tion and Officer 6ylvestre II covering bis
beat.
Tho Congregational Church II UNDER
going process OF redecorsting on the OK
terror.
William II. Warmsley, wife, mother and
daughter, are summering at Nsntasket
Beach.
The infant child of Frank Mersch Of
Clay street, died last evening from cholera
infantum.
No indication has been made by the City
Council to improve the condition OF Gen.
tral street.
The tax assessors are busy making up
the citizens Of the city.
The United States Cotton mills resumed
operations this morning. A broken crank
shaft was the cause of the stoppage.
In the District Court this morning
Thomas Swc ,ney was awarded verdict OF
s2O4 In his suit against Peter Poliquin.
Mrs. Farnum Arnold and family Of Rand
street, and Mrs. Robert McElroy OF Illinois
street, are on q visit to John McElroy at
Easton, Pa.
Dominick O'Gara, the man who tried to
commit suicide some time ago, was ad-
judged insane yesterday, and sent to the
State Asylum.
Rescue Division, Sons of Temperance,
met last evening and initiated one mem
Der. The quarterly meeting OF the Grand
Division IL taking place at Newport today.
There Is movement on foot among cer-
tain citizens to raise money enough by
popular subscription to secure the services
of the Philharmonic band to give concerts
at Jenks' Park.
A regular meeting of the Central Falls
Cadets was held last evening. Routine
business was the order OF the evening.
The committee on excursion made q
favorable report.
An accident happened to German who
Is employed at the Seamless Wire Com
pany this morning. A heavy pipe fell on
two of the fingers on the left hand, jam
ming them In frightful manner.
In the District Court today man named
Grimes was sent to the State Institution
for six months as common drunkard.
One Central Falls man was fined ~ and
costs for drunkenness and revelling.
A party consisting of 0. H. Parker and
wife, Eastwood Eastwood and wife, John
Booth and wife and j. III. Barber andwife,
enjoyed q drive to Crescent Park last even
ing In Barber's new drag. The party ar
rived In time to enjoy the o'clock bake.
The evening tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 189?-190?, 1897-07-20
Great Shooting.

A few exemplary old citizens who did
their deer hunting before the noble game
was as scarce as 1t now Is were recalling
feats of marksmanship when they were
the nimrods of the day.
81 very seldom pulled a trigger that
didn't get venison," modestly declared
one veteran whose hair and voice have
grown thin. "In one instance brought
down a fine buck that never expected to
get saw him coming on the dead run
that is, saw his antlers, for he was on q
ledge about 100 yards away and just
enough below me to cover everything but
his horns. tried to get his head or body
in sight, but he was going too fast. Just
because was mad let fly at the trunk Of
one horn. followed along slowly, NUT.
tering at my hard luck, when found my
buck dead as q herring"
"Shot him dead through the horn, hey?"
sneered the man who will soon be 80.
Better wait till you hear 1t all. That
bullet struck the lower inside of one Of the
prongs, glanced and went through the
head of the deer. It was natural enough,
and l only tell 1t to show what strange
things may happen.
"Couldn't have been much stranger, I"
said the old man who has been bald so
long that he Is proud Of little tuft Of
hair above each ear. II once had pecul-
lar experience myself while out killing
deer just for the sport of the thing. shot
a deer in the hind foot, the same bullet 60.
ing through his BRAIN"
"Caromed on the hoof, presume,
chucklcd an old cynic, who looked as
though he didn't believe word that had
been told.
"Oh, mol The deer was scratching his
ear with his foot when shot. detroit
Free Press.
The evening tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 189?-190?, 1897-07-20

Old Clothes Men willing 70 Psy yoS en-
Mark of the English Tailor.

Old Clothes Men willing % Yay yov the
Mark of the English Tailor.
The old clothes man refused absolutely
70 give moro than 10 cents for the cutawny
coat.
But, demonstrated tho customer, lyon
offered mo u for the ssck cont, and ths
cutaway IL worth about four times - much
~ tho sack"
"The sack has the tag OF the London
maker on It., explained the dealer. "That
mskes tho difference"
"Doos III" retortcd the customer.
"Ili always give half dollar moro for
. coat with London tag on 10 than for
one without" said the dealer, II can al
ways sell 10 quicker and better"
you'll be doing pretty well II the tag
helps you TO soil that coat ut any price, :"
remarked tho customer, surveying the an.
oient and dilapidatcd garment.
THAT coat or some other coat, return.
ed tho dealer. lyon see, the tags the
thing. There are a lot OF Englishmcn In
New York who can't afford 10 got their
clothes In London, but would rather starve
than wear anything but London clothes,
and there are some Americans here who
have lived in London SO long that nothing
American suits them, and who would go
back tbere tomorrow II they had money
enough. These men come into my place
and see coat with ono Of these tags on it,
and toll them it's u misit that's come III
Inc, and they buy it and 90 away happy.
So the tag Is really worth more than the
coat"
"You can buy genuine Stradivarius
labels for violns In New York for 81 a
Dozen" said the customer. why don't
Won 0o IN TINT man for vnnp treppipa on
don clothes tags? You would find II
cheaper"
"That's so," replied the dealer. ~
think have heard 1t said that some deal
ers do go to the Stradiyarius man for their
tags, but that's no reason why we shouldn' 3
be glad to get "a tag like this when we
have chance. Somehow It gives better
air Of reality. It's worth more anyhow"
~ wonder" proceeded the customer,
"whethcr the tag was the thing I paid
for when bought that coat. The coat
never fitted me- 1t kept ripping and tear
ing and all the furnishings about 1t were
Of poor quality. The only reason why any
body should respect 1t at all was that it
was English"
"That's the way with English clothes" 4"
answered tho dealer. ''They may not be
anything In the way of clothes, but they
have the tags"
"Make it 81 for the sack coat" said the
customer. "Be patriotic"
"Can't afford it," replied the dealer.
"Seventy five cents Is an awful big price.
"All right" concluded the customer.
"Take it. And, say, what did you sny
was the address of that man who sold the
tags?"
~ didn't say" returned the dealer.
"Well, tell me it,"
"Not much" said the dealer, with q
chucklo. New York Sun.
The evening tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 189?-190?, 1897-07-20
Deafness Cannot BE Cured

BY local application, as they cannot reach
the diseased portion of the ear. There Is
only one way to cure deafness and that Is
by constitutional remedies. Deafness is
caused by an infamed condition OF the
mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When
this tube gets infamed you have a rumbling
sound or imperfect hearing, and when 1t Is
entirely closed deafness Is the result, and
unless the Inflammation can be taken out
and this tube restored to its normal condi-
ton, hearing will be destroyed forever; nine
cases out of ten are caused by catarrh, which
Is nothing but an infiamed condition OF the
mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
case of Deafness Caused by catarrh) that
cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure. Send
for circulars, free.
f.. j. CHENEY Il CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggist, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The evening tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 189?-190?, 1897-07-20
UP THE VALLEY.
Town House Commission
on a Tour Of Inspection.
Visited Bristol, Darlington and
Warren Yesterday Morning.
The CommIttee ObtaIsed Mssy Valuable PoIsts
For Future Consideration on--Notes.

The Lincoln Town House Commission
went to Bristol, harrington and Warren
yesterday TO inspect the town buildings.
The party left the Providence station at
o o'clock and much information Of valu-
able nature was learned by the members OF
the commission. At Warren the beautiful
new building which cost over $4,000 was
inspected under the guidance OF Town
Clerk Mason, and It's comfortable appoint
ments suggested many important hints to
the members. At Bristol the Burnside
memorial was inspected. At harrington
the committee was very favorabIy i'm
pressed by the town house which contains
public library, high school and town
Offices. The committee will meet again on
Thursday afternoon.
Notes OF the Valley Villages.
The Lonsdale bleachery will close down
Wednesday evening.
William Reil OF Lonsdale, left for New
York today to spend his vacation.
The Misses Annie and Minnie Malloy OF
Ashton are spending few weeks at New
port.
l<luCOiu duu VI IOIobt
avenue Valley Falls, are spending few
weeks at Camp White.
Andrew and Horatio Greene left today
on their bicycle for Wendell, Mass, where
they will remain a week.
The members of Victory Commandery
United Order of the Golden Cross, are en-
joying basket party to Oak Grove Gene
terry.
Messrs. Thomson and Jackson are ar
ranging for a select excursion which will
be held next Saturday afternoon to Cres-
cent Park.
Louis Kerr, son Of Superintendent N. b.
Kerr of Grinnell Mills, New Bedford, and
Charles Heap, who have been visiting Fred
Jones for the past few days, returned to
their homes on Sunday.
The funeral of Thomas Hines took place
this morning, and high mass OF requiem
was celebrated by Rev. FIR. Cassidy at St
Patrick's Church. The burial took place
In st. Patrick's Cemetery.
Mrs. William Mcneil, accompanied by
her daughter, Miss Bell, left Lonsdale or
Saturday for Buzzards Bay, where they
will stay for month. Miss Maggie Nc
Neil, clerk in Angell's store, Will join then
on Saturday next and remain for thret
weeks.
The evening tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 189?-190?, 1897-07-20

DIR. Jowett, In one of his notcbooks-ho
had 90 or 30 volumes OF notes and reflec-
tions which no had written during his life
-jotted down the following maxims for
statesmen and others: Never quarrel, new
CT explain, never hate, never fret, never
disappoint, never fear, never spare, never
tell, never detraot and never fail. Youth 3
Companion.
The evening tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 189?-190?, 1897-07-20

DOVER, y. IT., Oct. Ut. IS'W.
MRssRs. ELY BROs.--Thc Balm reached me
safely and In so short time the effect In
surprising. My son says the first application
gave decided relief. have n shelf filled
with "Catarrh Cures" Tomorrow the stove
shall receive them and Ely's Cream Balm
will reign supreme. Respectfully,
MRs. FRANKLIN FREEMAN,
Cream Balm II kept by all druggists. Full
size zoe. Trial size Toe. We mail ~.
ELY BROS, rs Warren ST., N. Y. City.
The evening tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 189?-190?, 1897-07-20
Rheumntlsm Cured In a pny.

"Mystic Cure" for rheumatism and Neural
gia radically cures I'm To 3 days. lts action
upon the system IN remarkable and mysteri
Gus. IL removes at once the cause and the
disease Immediately disappears. The first
dose greatly benefits; 20 cents and sloo
Sold by WI. Wood. druggist, ss5 Main ST.
Pawtucket
The evening tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 189?-190?, 1897-07-20
Getting His Revenge

There is one queer thing noticeable
at all picnics."
what is that?"
THE man who makes the most fuss
about carrying the basket always eats
moro than anybody else."-Chicago
Record.
The evening tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 189?-190?, 1897-07-20
"Sfimulux TO Cheer.

"We can't afford to go through this
world with gloomy faces"
'sNot much we can't; if we do we
make our creditors think we are get
ting ready to fail. and they will jump
on us."--Chicago Record. u
The evening tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 189?-190?, 1897-07-20
To the Point.

"I met that friend of ours who got
out of politics and lapsed into obscuri-
ty just in time to avoid so much trou-
BILE. He was looking remarkably we'll"
did you congratulate him on his ap-
,pearance?"
''No. congratulated him on his dis
The evening tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 189?-190?, 1897-07-20
A Candid Confession.

els it home-lilSe place where you
are going, Mrs. Gamsby?"
WE'LL hope not; when go away
in the summer I want 70 find things q
good deal better than we can afford to
have them at home."-Drooklyn Life.
The evening tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 189?-190?, 1897-07-20
Well Defined.

Young Chip-What's grass widow,
pa?
Old Block-A lady that makes hay
while the sun shines, my boy.-Town
Topics.
The evening tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 189?-190?, 1897-07-20
Natural Inference.

"She writes me from London that she
Is engaged to On English nobleman."
Really? Why. ! had no idea that
she was particularly wealthy."-Chi-
cago Post. o.
The evening tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 189?-190?, 1897-07-20
Don't Tobacco Spit and smoke Your LIFE Away.

To quit tobacco easily and forever bc mag
notic. full OF life, nerve and vigor, take No.To
Bac, the wondcr.workcr, Tint makes weak men
strong. All druggists, 5oc or sl. Cure guaran.
toed Booklet and sample free. Address
Sterling Remedy Co, Chicago or New York
The evening tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 189?-190?, 1897-07-20
Feminine Aritbnct,

Feminine Arithmctic.
He-This record says you were born
In 1860.
She-That is correct. How old would
you say l am?
"Oh, about 30"
"You horrid thing! I'm not 25 yeti"
-Yonkers Statesman.
The evening tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 189?-190?, 1897-07-20
Going Too Far.

you're an old reprobate!" exclaimed
an indignant and much-abused wife to
her husband.
Hold on there!" he shouted; 'T OBJ
ject to the WORD old '"-Demorest's
Magazine.
The evening tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 189?-190?, 1897-07-20
Firevvater. Probably.

He-I heard an alarm Of fire, think.
I must go and see where it is.
Returning after 20 minutes: "1t
wasn't fire." he said. shortly.
"Nor water, either" she replied, still
more briefly.-Odds and Ends.
The evening tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 189?-190?, 1897-07-20

She listened unmoved to his pleadings,
Nor left him a reason for doubt.
She said: "Sir, you ought to know better
You're pressing suit that's worn out
Chicago Journal.
The evening tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 189?-190?, 1897-07-20
HIS Grievance.

In order not to be an exception to the
rule Guibollar ran down his mother-in-
law.
Briefly, what have you against her?"
asked his friend, impatiently.
Her daughter" was the laconic re-
ply.-LIllustre de Pocha.
The evening tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 189?-190?, 1897-07-20
Enough Now.

Miss Prue (who has just refused old
Money Bags)-No, l cannot be your
wife, but I'll be daughter to you.
Money Bags-Oh, no; I've three al
ready, and another would ruin me-
Judy.
The evening tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 189?-190?, 1897-07-20
How TO FIND OUT.

FIJI bottle or common glass with urine
and let II stand twenty four hours; . sedi
ment or settling indicates . diseased con
dition OF the kidneys. when urine stains
linen II Is positive evidence OF kidney
trouble. Toe frequent desire to urinste or
pain In the back. is also convincing proof
that the kidneys and bladder are out Of
order.
The evening tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 189?-190?, 1897-07-20

Information Promptly Furnished.
Friend-But II there's no hope of saw
ing him what arc you going to perform
the operation for?
Doctor - One hundred dollars
BROOKLYN Life.
The evening tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 189?-190?, 1897-07-20

Daintily served refreshments followed
the play and general pleasure lasted until
q late hour.
Tomorrow, Wednesday, evening the soci-
ETY. will offer another entertainment, for
which musical program of great excel
lence has been arranged. A large attend
ance should be assured, for to the charm
of the music will be added the beauty Of
the ladies who are laboring for success.