St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1897-03-19
This and That.

u wonder II Adam cOuld nave hau any
poetic talents?
"Of course not Poets are born, not
made"
Hoods Pills cure liver ills, billousness,
Indigestion, headache. A pleasant laXa-
tive. All druggists.
"You know he who gives in time
doubles his gilt, said the collector tor
charity.
81 should think it would be preferable
to give in cash, replied the donor
New York Journal.
One minute is all the time necessary to
decide from personal experience that One
Minute Cough Cure does what its name
implies. Boynton & Eastman
How is your daughter getting along
with her French lessons I"
Fine. She can almost hide her head
between her shoulders now."-l Cleve-
land Leader.
Torturing, itching, scaly skin eruptions,
burns and scalds are soothed at once and
promptly healed by DeWitt's Witch Hazel
Save, the best known cure Tor piles.
Boynton & Eastman.
"What be they goin' to do with his
remains ?"
Coin to cremate EN-"
"Well, by gum, he allus did get the
cream of everythin'. "-[Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Don't allow the lungs to be impaired
by the continuous irritation OF a cough.
1t is easier to prevent consumption than
to cure it. One Minute Cough Cure taken
early will ward off any fatal lung trouble.
Boynton & Eastman.
Old Gentleman. do you mean to say
that your teachers never thrash your"
Little Boy. Never. We have moral
suasion at our school.
whats that"
ooh, we get KEEP in, and stood up il
corners, and locked out, and locked in
and made to write one word Thousand
times, and scowled at and jawed at
and that's ALL Buffalo Commercial.
1t is surprising what "wee bit of ;
thing" can accomplish. Sick headache
constipation dyspepsia, sour stomach
dizziness, are quickly banished by De
Wits Little Early Risers. Small pill
Safe pill. Best pill. Boynton & East
man.
1t was rather surprising to hear one o
his age asking question about womel
instead of making an assertion, but tn
young neophyte inquired
"Why is it beautiful women is neve
intelectual?'
SIN all probability" replied the Cum
minsville sage, "she is; but when MAJ
gets in the presence OF a beautiiu
woman he never has sense enough left t.
know whether she is intellectual or not.
-[Cincinnati Enquirer.
If you have ever seen a child in tn
agony of Group, you can appreciate til
gratitude OF the mothers VINO know tina
One Minute Cough Cure relieves thei
little ones as quickly asst is administered
Many homes in this city are never with
out it. Boynton & Eastman.
Tommy-Who were the early Chris
tians," ma?
Ma-Mythological beings, who got u
to build t he fire for their wives Belias
News.
+. E. Turner of Compton, Mo-, write
us that after suffering from piles for Sc,
enteen years, he completely cured thel
by using three boxes OF DeWitt's Witc
Hazel Salve. 1t cures eczema and sever
skin diseases. Boynton & Eastman.
She-Elow terrible to be stoned t
death!
He-Yes, it must make one feel rath,
rocky Yale Record.
They are so small that the most sens
tive persons take them, they are so effe
tive that the most obstinate cases
constipation, headache and torpid liv
yield to them. That is why Dewitt
Little Early Riscrs are known as the {
nous little pills. Boynton & Eastma
A professor shot student the 9th
day. He had come to the conclusic
that it was the only way to get anythil
into his head rid-Bits.
Many cases Of Grippe" have late
been cured by One Minute Cough Cur
This preparation seems especially adapt,
to the cure OF this disease. ltacts quick
thus preventing serious complcatlo
anu ptu SlIVClS Ill WHICH tHlS ulStuSS OIL
, leaves the patient. Boynton & Eastma
Mrs, Talkerly-So you are going
marry Col, Landly, my dear' And
hear you love the ground he walks on.
! Miss Sharpleigh-Yes; it belongs
him. Pick Me. Up.
$ The Shakers have made a great h
: Their digestive cordial is said to be t
: most successful remedy for stoma
troubles everintroduced. Itimmediat,
relieves all pain and distress after eatir
) builds up the feeble system and max
: the weak strong.
, The tact is, foods properly digested G
better than so.called tones. The cord
: not only contains food already digest,
r but is digester of other foods. Fo
t that is not digested does more harm tn
r good People who use the cordial inst
the digestion of what food they eat a
: in this way get the benefit OF it and gre
t strong.
t The little pamphlets which the SHAKE
p have sent druggists for free distribute
!, contain much interesting information
u the subject oil dyspepsia.
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