The silver lance., 1897-12-10
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Did you ever know good farmer who
was d good politician.

was good politician.
Grover Cleveland and wife are what
the women call "old fashicned" Ruth is
only Z, but there are thrss younger.
It is good deal harder to get . COM
plimentary notice in Newspaper than II
il to get letter Of Recommendation.
!. When man IL paying his wife's bills,
he regards her with clearer vision than
at any other time during their marriage.
Until the day he dies, every man thinks
he is fooling one or moro persons. and
every woman thinks she is fooling four
or five.
A woman's soul seems to be a great
deal more valuable than that OF mans,
judging from the frantic effort she makes
to save it.
Abe Lincoln's picture 10 now used in
connection with sUncle Tom" advertis-
ing. almost as prominently as the picture
Of the manager.
Here Of late simple suicide Is not
much of an item: man must kill three
or four others and then himself, in order
to attract attention.
Everyone occasionally longs for some
friend to whom he could tell all his
troubles without eternally disgracing
himself by the recital.
An ideal wife is one who il ~ pleased
with the beef steak her husband buys,
as she was with the chocolates he gave
her before their marriage
When . woman pretends that she is
an angel. it is as big lie a. whom man
says outright that he does all the work
where he is employed.
In trying to get to mans heart by
way Of his stomach, woman usually
gets his liver out OF order before she gets
anywhere near his heart.
Times are 10 good in the Short Grass
country this year, that millionaire out
there now has as much - eleven or
twelve thousand dollars.
No wonder our forefathers had NO
misgivings about an annual Thanksgiy-
ing day: In coming TO this country, they
left al their Kim behind them.
The day after Z woman has spsnt {
great deal Of money on foolishness. she
boils the potatoes with their jackets on
in order not to waste the skins.
A woman cannot remain in the social
swim, nowadays, by simply giving one
party during the season: she is Obliged
to give "series;" one Of every kind.
After man has been out Of society
three or four years, and breaks in again
he feels good deal like man who has
taken the Keeley cure, and lapsed
Every once in . while some man gets
into trouble by kissing woman against
her will. Why does he do itf There
are plenty Of women who are willing.
People are growing 70 clover that We
anticipate before we die. learning Of q
stove in which one little log put In in
September, will keep Gre lasting TIL
March
Every man who gives party feels a.
the hour moves around to the time - II
be wore going TO have tooth pulled
but . woman feels moro like . queen
every minute.
| Ono Of the greatest humiliations in Z
society girls life u to be seen at IN ev'
ening party by hsr employer. after she
has been absent from work al day b.
cause Of sickness.
We have always longed to be the agent
Of . show, and go about the country
wearing fur trimmed overcoat, but we
wouldn't feel very proud IL We were the
agent Of an Uncle Toner.
II you want to know what . womAn'a
very best effort Is, happen around at her
house at dinner time on the day whom
her son, who u working in another town
makes his first visit homo.
George n. Pullman h regarded - thu
greatest friend the colored man ever had
II Il were not for the position Of poste1
In Pullman car, the colored man would
have hard time to get rich.
/ Stealing Evangslina Cisneros failed r
Be : cause for war with Spain; We won
der what would happen IL she were 70
turned to Cuba. II that wouldn't Gauss
war, Spain viii sand any indignity;
A man Who is really clever. never talk,
about times being dull. II your buslnssl
i dull, don't admit It; the rel clevsI
men spend the Eims othcrs devote Il
whining, to attempts to Improve theil
business.
i II you arc dstsrmi6sd to. spoil AM