The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1897-10-13
ALI Sorts Of Paragraphs.

Lie not, nAither to thyself. nor
man, nos God. 1T is for towards to
lie.
-.Thefoot tha rocks the cradle has
/ NO time to stop aid kick for Women's
rights.
= The girl who can t afford riding
habit should get into the habit OF
walking.
A matchless beauty is girl who
thinks she is pretts, but is unable to
make match.
Unhappy marriages occur because
the wrong man evelastin1s proposes
at the right time. Y
A great many leople who expect
tosbe angels may ned wings made OF
5 ) fire. proof material.
s. Never marry a'gifl who is not
afraid of mouse uness you want to
play second violin.
The man who ets up an this
world by putting aneher man down
loses more than he gaas.
An industrious and virtuous
4 education of childrenis better IN
.heritance. for them thala. great estate.
. His choice: "Mat, in your
ssopinion, is the most passing decora,
s. fion fora wheel?" "AIetty woman.
-ssIt's queer that Smyler never
kicks on his. wife;s esravagance:
Maybe his leg been piled until he
cant"
The hardest people on earth for
an editor to please are thse who bor-
row the paper from soneof his sub
scribers.
rNhe. most extensive cemetery in
Europe is that at Rome ,sirEhich over
100000 human beings, :aaye been
Inferred.
aDaddy, can whisky tas?" "No,
of course not. aThen whdid Aunt
Maria say it was telling onyou more
and more?' T.
.aConfdentially, said le family
friend, tell me, does yourhusbandd d
nossess good Judgment 2" 'Well,''
D said she, II am his wife.
ssTommy, don't you kbw it is
ET;;ckea to ride your bicyclepn Sun
Fsit,ay ti,asyys 2'' tsYes, sir; that's th reason
}T n riding my sisters Wheel
-ssSIow is it, asked themother
Sof the twins, s'that you don't 6 along
e. ga As we'll with your husband your
i,. sister Jessie does with hers 2" Mine
dsn't away from home as as mch as
hers:
A $1,000 farm in Tennesss, has
,een paid for wholly in hen $ggs,
the installments being renitted|aily,
i, sometimes at the rate Of three cits a
dozen for the eggs delivered ilfoul
dozen lots.
The value of the churche and
the land on which they are ereca in
this country, up to July l, lS$ is
estimated at $6SO,0O0,0OO. OF his
sumSsl1S, ,OOO,O 900 belongs to the 9Th.
olic church. =.
The pupils in school were atec
s. to give in writing the differencele
s. tween a biped and quadruped 9e
bow gave the following GA biped !:
two legs and a quadruped has ftl
legs. therefore the difference 'betwe
a biped and quadruped is two legs
A gentleman apologizing for Ia
ruage used, said: II did not me
what l said, but the fact is that,
YOU will see, l have had the mist
tune to lose some Of my front tee'
and words slip out of my mouth evt
now and then without my know
it.
Mrs. Henpeck with self sal
fed air)-I notice that whenever lila
Cash & Co., advertise for clerks
statesmen they, always say married n
preferred. Mr.. H. ian employee
Hard, Cash & Co.)-Yes, the old
rants! They want men who are useo
being bossed.
Whatever you lend, let it
- YOUR money and not your nal
Money you may get again, and, IT 7
YOU may contriye to do without
name once lost you cannot get ag;
and if you cannot contrive to DO W
out it, you had better never have b
born
ssNow Thomas" said cert
bishop, after taking his servant
task one morning, "whoi is it that
all we do, ana hears all we say, kn
all we think, and who regards e
me in my bishops robes as but
worm Of the dust p And Tho
replied, "The missus, sir
Many nave said their child
y would have died Of crcup, if Oh
barlain's Cough Remedy had not b
rivep writes KeIlam & OnrI
druggists, Seaview, Va. Pee
come from far and near to get i
speak Of it in the highest tern
This is equally true of This remed
every community were It IS knc
Buy bottle at the llt!-o:r btu
and TEST it for yourself.
= James Hooper, who rece
swan from Troy, \. Y, to New J
city, l53 miles, made the voyage
DAYS, breaking all known sw'mt
records. He made short stops
rest at many of the Hudson
towns and arrived within the tim
had set for the swim. His next e