The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1897-01-06
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= Some people live on the INSTALL
ment plan. /,
- Half Of your worry to.dayis due
to your neglect yesterday. g
The more we love men the more
we can secin them TO love.
An excellent thig to rememberis
thataevery. story hassttWo sides.
- The unmeant mischief Of foolsis
all.pervading and irrsmc,iiable.
The majority Of people whowant
to Be coaxed ought to be clrbbed
When some people have nothing
to say they seem to talk the most.
The same opportunities make a
hero Of one man and an ass Of another
Business covers a multitude of
transactions just out Of the reach of
the law. ELS:
There are three varieties Of the
dog that never bark--the Australian
dog, the Egyptian shepherd dog aud
the "lion-headed dog Of Thibet.
- When a young man s family ap-35
proves Of the girl he marries the young
woman may safely be regarded as toog
good entirely for this hard and cruel
world of f,ours.
-"I hear you had financial dis
cussion with Deadwood Pete. Did
you find him open to conviction2p
"'No, but when I left him thetdoctor3l
had to take fourteen stitches in him.
Il Perry Patetic-s'Don't you wish
we lived in country where grub and
booze growed on trees?" Weary Wat
| son-"Naw. I'd rather it growed on
| bushes. Trees have to be climbed.
= Blynkins-tA girl who can sing
just as soon as she gets up in the
morning must have sweet DISPOSE
ton Wynkins-'sNot necessarily
She may have grudge against some-
body in the neighborhood.
= Husband-tThere is one thing /
can say for myself, anyway: / have
risen by my own efforts. Wife
"Never in the morning, John. mo-.
tice that it takes two alarm clocks and
| all the members Of the household to-
get you up chen. q
- The late A. 7 Stewart said: sIf.
| you have two bushels of potatoes to I
sell, spend che price Of one busheI in
| advertising the other" But there are
dull men in the bus; ness VI allcWs
| their two bushels of otatoes to rot
while rival in business advertises
| and sells car load.
For pain in the chest a piece of
flannel dampened with Chamberlain's
Pain Balm and bound on over the seat
Of the pain, and another on the back
between the shoulders, will afford
prompt relief. This is especially
| valuable in cases where the pain is
caused by cold and there is atendencys
| toward pneumonia. For sale by Hill
Orr Drug Co.
Paul Du Chaillu tells Of the do
ings of queer African species Of ant
which the natives call the bashikonay
which marches through the forests in
a regular line. This line usually ay-s
erages about two inches in breadth
and is often several miles long with
| not break in the column. ALL
along the lipe," says the great travel
er, Charge and fierce-looking ants act
as officers, keeping the singular army
in order"
A discovery Of wonderful inter-;
est to the followers Of the Darwinian
| theory of evolution was made not long
| since near the village Of Sinaloa,
| Mexico, while workmen we're prepar-
ing the ground for new coffee plan.
tation. This wonderful chronological
find consisted of hundreds Of skele-
| tons of what some believed to be>a
| prehistoric people Of very low order Of
intelligence. Each Of the skeletons
is provided with the. bones Of a long
thick caudal appendage, which in life
turned up like squirrels tails sssis; sss,
- Eight hundred years ago ail4off
the large cities Of England had rcgqs
lar slave markets for the sale Of White
slaves from all parts of the kingdom.
In the ''Life Of Bishop WITHSTAND"
the writer says: cit was moving
sight to see in the public markets rows
of young people Of both sexes tied to:
gethcr and sold like cattle-men, unz
mindful Of their obligations, deliver
ing into~slavery their relatives, and
even their own children In anoth-
or part Of this work it is noted that
these slaves were particularly young
women, Of fine proportions and Of
great beauty"