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The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-31

II you want new upright piano, we
will take your old square In part pay
rnerlt and deliver the new upright to your
new home, An assortment OF over fltty
new pianos to select from. Come IN and
talk il over. F. W. BANNER CO.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-31

A gentleman WIN recently loEt his Wife
has placed his KrakAUer piano with US
for sale. /, II one If tho largest and
finest styles and In every dense like metz.
II will be sold low
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-31
Pot Pie supper.

The Mems fraternity chicken pot pie
supper and concert 10 be given ~ tne
Bridgeport n, y. church next ELIG lsy
evening promises TO be q wei AtIeu3e9
and pleasant AFFAIR.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-31

". E, cHFPCHAsE, 224 S. Charles
street, baltimore, Nd. found salvation
oil a sure cure for spralns and tndam'
nations.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-31

you can trust us to move your plano
safely. Our men have had fourteen
years experience with us. 4
r., w. BANNER co.
1910 Market street.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-31

YOty can get nice 20 cent Red Paper
for 10 cents at GRAVES.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-31

JOS. GRAVES son largest stock OF
Wall Paper in the city.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-31

BUY GraveE full length Papers at q
Twelfth street.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-31

YOU can get anything In the Wall
Paper line from Jos. Graves Son, NO.
&c Twelfth street.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-31

PROF. FIELDS worm powders soil
on guarantee; try them; at druggists
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-31

WALL PAPER, Baby Carriages al
Graves, % Twelfth street,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-31

WHEN ready 70 clean house 90 to
Graves Son for your Wall Paper.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-03-31

an paia baniohod 81 D.. Mllol' Paln rms,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1897-11-06

Yard : wide Bleached Muslin,
-, ,'''oe ..... 35c.
Bleached Sheeting-better than
Lockwood, 9-4. .113c.
5o-inch Bleached Pillow Case
Muslin, Lockwood. .zac.
Alaska Extra Heavy Canton
Flannel. -.
Amoskeag good quality Tick. .125c
Worth I7c)
Best Indigo Prints (none better
made) h1c
Lancaster and Amoskeag Apron
ian EXTRA QUALITY VELVET p1>nIxc -,
s saaTh; THE BEST GRADE EVER
ls-ALL SIZES IN HIGHLY POLISHED DRESS
'''''-''.... Sc. DOZ
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1897-11-06
Count Won Goetzen Both Explorer and
Author.
HAS CROSSED DARKEST AFRICA
Noyember's List of Happy Brides
and Grooms.
OTHER NEwSY TOPICS

coming year will be that OF Count Won
Goetzen, military attache of the German
embassy and Mrs. May Stanley Lay, and
since the announcement of their engage
ment, a week ago in The STAR society has
been busy discussing the beauty and amia-
bility Of the bride-elect. and hearing with
great establishment of the wonders done
for geographical science by the gallant Ger
man soldier, whose modesty prevented him
from appearing here In the role which he
has so proudly won-that of an intrepid and
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1897-11-06
Jewelry and Leather Goods

1-25c. QUALITY REAL STERLING TIIIuR1 70
'.zs.eo. .lJc EA.
2-yENEr PINCUSHIONS PRETTY BRIGHT
DLDR. WITH SILVER TRIMMING. lOc EA
zeal STERLING SILVER SALYE BOXES-A
NEh1 PRETTY DESIGNED TOP. 23c ga
@kEAb STERLING SILVER STICKPINS 25c
KIND FOR. ~ II
NEW LINE OF PRETTY OXIDizED BELT
:. 80. &c. IA.
ga PRETTY DESIGN IN ASS'TD STERLING
S Tn.s!s NoEELTIES-SEAL. CuTICLE BUT
TONH0Ok. FILE CURLER ERASER IET.
TER CUTTER. INFANTS COMB TOOTH
BRUSH AND SHOE HORN-THE HANDLES
ALL MACH-AT. SPECIAL. .....42c EA
THE NEW POMPADOUR SHELL. COAiBS n
Y. y AND FULL ROUND, ALI. Al. 25c EA
s-SPEIAL NUMBER IN PRETTY SIDE
e-SPEIAL-25c. SEAL COMBINATION PURSES
AS LONG AS THEY LAST, FOR. ..,...... ice
10-AIL-LEATHER AND An EXTRA QUALITY
SEAL SIDE SATCHE1, WITH A BELLOWS
BOTTON-WORTH 39c.-FOR. ............2 ne
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1897-11-06
Notions.

i-CLARk's o. y. 7. CROCHET COTTON. BEST
2-CRosHET SILK. IN THE Bisyr ,Rie:ir COT 1f.
, ~ &c.
" tsAffED LAUNDRY WAX WITH A WOOD
20 Goi!.ElE ENGLISH NEEDLES. PUT Up
II A PATENT LEVER TUBE. ....... DC EA
"- I,s bkS,r ENGLISH PINS THE Sc KIND,
Gull HALF LIB. TURE WHITE COTTON
1PaPEJ, 0ts S,,IriI.s &c.
THE Blue LABEL. FOR ............. a..
-SS,nARD PiE';ES OF NO. ROLL TAPE
"a GOOD ENGLISH JAPANNED HAIRPiS 81
lo-THE BEST ENGLISH STEEL CROCHET HOOK
1.-THE LENoX HAIRPIy HE,vyy- yin Is
RouND Top, IN BLACK AMBER AND
80 cEfAaA 2lc. DoZ-. PC. Ia.
Fan EXTRA FINE QUALITY OF RUBBER.
LINED NAINSOOK DRESS SHIELD. sPE.
13-TAFfErA SEAM BINDING. IN PRETTY
LIGHT SHADES. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS c P(,
14-GOOD QUALITY FANCY BONE CASING .ic YD
13-GOOD QUALITY GERMAN Betting. lie YD
16-FADERBACHEN HUMP HOOKS AND
kxES- lie. CARD
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1897-11-06
DIED..

BAIS1ER: The remains of JOHN r. BAI.sTER
wi, who died August .; 1897; will be taken from
Monday, November 8, 1877, at $50 O'Clock
pm.
IARNES. Was born on November 3. 1896, and died
Friday, November 5. 1897. WILLIAM A.
Farewell, farewell our father dear
Life is sad without you here:
Oh, may we meet in heaven above,
Where there is peace; joy 9y,s and slI pye
Funeral from his late residence LBS 23d street
northwest, on Sunday, November Z. at 3 O'Clock.
Members Of the John L. Stone, q. A. r., Post
invited.
1910 pm, at 1903 "a street northwest. JOHN
Funeral sunday at 3 O'Clock FROM his late resi-.
dence.
Street northwest, anna GAMER BIAS s. be- .
loved wife of John Bias and daughter OF Mary
A. and Samuel ID. Camper.
Asleep in Jesus. peaceful rest.
Whose waking is supremacy bl.st
No fear, no woe, shall dim that hour
That man HS HE the I sayiST: R,rrps
Funeral from Asbury NJ L. Church Sunday No.
cordially invited to attend. New Yor:.
baltimore and Annapolis papers please copyD
DoDD: On Saturday morning, November 9. 1897.
at o'clock, JAMES H. DoDD. beloved husband
OF Catherine T.. Dodd. aged sixty-one years,
formerly of Loudoun county, Va.
Funeral will take place from his late residence,
233 Massachusetts northeast, Monday,
November s. ut 10 O'Clock am.
MCFARLAND. On Thursday, November e. 1897,
JAMES EDWARD MCFARLAND. late of Pc
tersburgh, Va
FuLera from his late residence 321 street SOUTH
east, Sunday, November 4. at O'Clock pm.
hterment private. baltimore and Petersburgh
papers please copyD 2"
McFAUI. On Friday, November 8. 1897, MARY
JANE McFAUI. at the esidence Of her sister.
Mrs. John Gaghan. 1O6 Quincy street northeast.
Frneral services and mass OF requiem Mt . O'clock
Monday morning, November ., ut st. Alloy
sius Church.
RICHTER. On Saturday, November @. 1897, Mt
4:2O am, WILLIAM JOSEPH. beloved and
only OF Joseph and Johannah Richter, aged
one year, two months aud fifteen days, after
short but painful illness.
Funeral from his parents residence, 3Jl NJ street
southwest, Sunday afternoon, November Z, at
3 O'Clock.
MAHoNEY In remembrance OF THoS WARREN
MAH0NEY, beloved husband OF Kate Mnhuney,
who entered Into rest eight years ago tomorrow.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1897-11-06
FIlANMEIL@.

l9c. A YARD FOR 3 SEPARATE yAIIES
MHiCH ARE WORTH FROM - To 39c A YARD
NOT ALLOW MORE THAN ONE DAYS SELLING
Atwood Eiderdown, extra quail
ity, Cream, Pink, Light Blue,
Red and a dozen other desir-
able shades Monday only. Ioc.
1000 Skirt Patterns, flannel, fan
cy border, full length. .Ioc.
Atwood Red Medicated Elan
mel tfireman's) LOG.
Fins White Flannel. .Ioc.
Opera Flannel, Cream, Pink,
Blue, Black. Suitable for skirts
or children's wear Zoe
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1897-11-06
Arrest

Arrest
Disease by the timely use of Tufts
Liver Pills, an old and favorite
remedy of increasing popularity.
Always cures
SICK HEADACHE,
Sour Stomach, Malaria, Indigestion,
Torpid Liver, Constipation and all
Bilious Diseases
TUFTS Liver PILLS
The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1897-06-23
Live Stock Market,

SwINE.-Western were 4c lower at 8 5-8
to &c, live weight country lots Ale, dressed
weight.
VEAL CALvEs.-In veal calves firm tone
prevailed and prices were up 4c. The
market was strong at the advance.
PRICES OF SHEEP AND LAMBs.-In lots,
So to SO each; extra, So % to 81 80, or from
to 44c per Id; lambs, to BIC; veal calves,
to 54c.
PRICES OF MARKET BKHF.-A few choice,
1925 to 1878; extra, 1915 to 5000; first
quality, $500 to So 30; second quality, "a 90
$3.50.
BEEF CATTLE.-The market on beef cat
tie ruled somewhat firmer. Western were
&c higher, ranging from Al to SIC per pound,
such as are desirable for export and home
trade.
Arrivals Of live stock at market for the
week at Watertown-Catt 1887; sheep,
1874; veals, ,724; swine, 1928. At Som
erville-Cattle, 2,451; sheep, 1888; veals,
957; swine, 26,135.
SHEEP AND LAMBs.-Prices were fully &c
easier on Western stock. Good Western
spring lambs brought to 64c, yearlings sc
and old sheep at 4}c. These prices were
regarded as favorable to the butcher.
PRICES OF HIDES, TALLow AND SKINS
Brighton hides, 81 to 7c per lb tallow, &c;
country hides, 81 to &c per lb; tsllow, 1 to
lac per ID; pelts, 15c to 81 EACH calfskins,
TO to S1'10 each; dairy skins, 30 to 40c
each.
PRICES OF STORE CATTLE. - Working
oxen per pair, $50 to $3.50; farrow cows,
S12 to 1922; fancy cows, $50 to $40; milch
cows and calves, $40 to S48; yearlings, SO
to SIG; two-year-olds, S12 to S22; three.year
olds, $50 to $50: Western fat swine, live,
80 to &c; Northern dressed hogs, 41c per lb.
The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1897-06-23
Creamery Reports.

ORANGE COUNTY CREAMERY Co.
Milk received in May, 312, 1927 pounds;
butter made 16,101 pounds; received
for butter, deducting freight and COM
mission, S2,55S.72; running expenses,
including reserve for interest on stock,
tubs, etc., S317.39; average test, 1924;
paid patrons for butter fifteen and one
half cents per pound.
NORTH THETFoRD CREAMERY
Milk received in April, 173 ,493 pounds;
butter made, 1857 pounds; paid pat
rons eighteen cents. In May, milk re-
ceived, 194,410 pounds; butter made,
S,622.6 pounds; paid patrons fifteen and
one-half cents. A. j. Warren, the
treasurer, reports this creamery in
very prosperous condition.
SOUTH RYEaATE CREAMERY, for
April.-Milk received, 90,15S pounds;
cream received, 1926 pounds; butter
made, 4,913t pounds; paid for butter
fat, 10 cents per pound; average test
(Babcock), on milk, 4.55 per cent; on
cream, 90 so per cent. Average price
on test from November to April, POPS
cents; on churn, 1911 cents net.
The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1897-06-23
THE very latest announcement from

THE very latest announcement from
Prof. Koch is that he has not only i'm
proved tuberculin, but has discovered
a new substance that renders the body
immune to tuberculosis itself. In other
words, Koch now asserts his ability to
do three things: One, to accurately
diagnose the disease with tuberculin;
2, to cure it if present, by TR, the new
substance; 3, to render the system i'm
pervious to the disease for an unknown
period, whether or not the disease is
present at the time TR is injected.
Koch claims all this for both man and
animals. We presume it will take
some years of careful work by bacteri-
ologists and other scientists to do all
this, but the future is certainly des-
tined to see some feasible scheme of
vaccinating against consumption"
There is going to be an even more gen.
eral and rapid decrease in the human
death rate from this disease in the fu-
ture than during the past fifty years.
Modern science and common sense
will gradually reduce the disease in
bovines also. But what Koch should
do now is to give us test that will in
dictate the extent of the disease-the
fatal weakness of tuberculin at present.
OF course after a cow reacts we could
squirt some TR into her to cure her up,
but that would be giving the vets
another job on each creature.-New
England Homestead.
The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1897-06-23
Boston Wool Market.
KENTUCKY AND INDIANA.

LUMBER.--The lumber trade is far from
satisfactory for this time Of the year. 1t
does not improve any, for while the aggre-
gate OF business may be larger. the rush of
cargoes into this port is increasing at rate
which fully counteracts the increased trade.
The expected is happening in this respect.
The Canadian mills are rushing their lum-
Der in here as fast as possible to secure
market before the new duty goes into effect.
This cannot help but depress values. When
there is surplus Of cargoes values must
necessarily suffer.
Wool. = Sales for the week, 1891 900
pounds. The market continues strong and
active and while there is less speculation
than last week, the movement has by no
means stopped, though it is no longer as
last week confined to one firm or to one
grade of wool. The sales, it will be noted,
are again large and as before business is
chiefly in foreign wool. There has, how
ever, been rather more attention paid to do
nestle wool this week, particularly to terri
tory woods, and this improvement is dis
tinctly legitimate coming entirely from the
mills. The Washington Mills, in particu-
lar, has been very much in evidence in its
inquiry and succeeded in picking up nearly
everything left that was really a bargain
from the remaining stocks of old wool.
The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1897-06-23

DID you ever try Electric Bitters as a
remedy for your troubles? If not, get
bottle now and get relief. This medi-
cine has been found to be particularly
adapted to the relief and cure of all
female complaints, exerting g wonder
full direct influence in giving strength
and tone to the organs. If you have
loss of appetite, constipation, headache,
fainting spells, or are nervous, sleep
less, excitable, melancholy or troubled
with dizzy spells, Electric Bitters is the
medicine you need. Health and
strength are guaranteed by its use.
Fifty cents and one dollar, at G. Blake
ly's drugstore, Montpelier, Vt.
The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1897-06-23

ORDER your envelopes, note heads, bill
heads, statements, ETC., of the WATCHMAN
Job office. Stock and workmanship always
the best, prices the lowest.
The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1897-06-23

IT appears to me that many farmers
OF to-day are too much part OF the
past. They think they know it all,
and because their fathers and grand.
fathers did thus and 30 it must be
right. Now acting on this principle is
simply slipping backwards. Farmers
of to-day can have no success until
they learn to improve on the methods
of the past. l would be the last to de-
stroy respect for our forefathers, for
they lived up to their time, but now it
is our turn, and agricultural conditions
have changed vastly. The farmer of
to-day must advance or be crushed, and
in the future he must and will do more
work with his brain and less with his
hands. 1t is brain that counts. New
England Homestead.
The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1897-06-23
$780, Reward 500.

The readers of this paper will be
pleased to learn that there is at least
one dreaded disease that science has
been able to cure in all its stages, and
that is Catarrh. Halls Catarrh Cure
is the only positive cure known to the
medical fraternity. Catarrh, being a
constitutional disease, requires a con-
stitutional treatment. Hall's Catarrh
Cure is taken internally, acting directly
upon the blood and mucous surfaces of
the system, thereby destroying the
foundation of the disease, and giving
the patient strength by building up the
constitution and assisting nature in do
ing its work. The proprietors have 80
much faith in its curative powers, that
they offer One Hundred Dollars for
any case that it fails to cure. Send
for list of testimonials. Address,
f. j. CHENEY & Co., Toledo, o.
0V- Sold by Druggists, seventy-five
cents.
The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1897-06-23
NO HUMBUG HERE.
Montpelier Endorsement is what
Counts with Montpelier
Public,

You cant fool the public all the time.
They will fl Il you out at last.
Every time man is fooled
Another skeptic is made.
Many the remedy that makes the skeptic.
1t fails to keep its promises.
Doan's Kidney Pills bring renewed re-
ward.
They cure the skeptic.
Plenty of proof of this at home.
Mont pelier proof for Montpelier people.
Our citizens say they cure backache.
Cure urinary disorders.
Cure sick kidneys.
Experience has taught them this Is so.
Conviction for every sufferer.
In the testimony of friends and neighbors.
Read this case:
Mr.. w. II. Green, OF No. % Prospect
street, Berlin Side an employee of the Col.
ton Manufacturing Company, says: " About
eight years ago L over-estimated my strength
in trying to move large stone and wrenched
my back. 1 was laid up with it for some
time and my back has been weak ever
since. At times it has troubled me a great
deal with sharp pains over my hip joints.
When the pain got 80 severe that L could
not stand it got plaster which would
only relieve the pain for the time being l
also used many remedies with more or less
benefit. Last winter my back was troub-
ling me considerably and my wife got a
box of Doan's Kidney Pills at Lester FL.
Green's drug store. 1 began using them
and gradually the pain began to leave and
when the box was finished it had left me
entirely. Should ever be troubled again
shall use Doans Kidney Pills. You may
refer to me at any time and should anyone
ask me about it will tell them to get box
il they wish to be cured"
REMEMBER THE NAME DOAN'S AND
TAKE NO OTHER,
Doans Kidney Pills are for sale by all
dealers, price 80 cents, mailed by Foster
Milburn Co., Buffalo, N Y, sole agents fol
| the United States.
The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1897-06-23

ANY farmer can afford to think
twice before he buys bull. Let him
not think $50 monstrous price to pay
for young bull, which he is quite sure
to be good one, and then turn about
and pay about three-fourths as much
for the veriest scrub. Why are so
many so blind or thoughtless?
The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1897-06-23
8 PER CENT BONDS.

FOR DEPOsITORs AND INVESTORS.
Some know and others have TO learn, that
bonds you have a sure thing. The safest
and best, in sums of $500 to $1,000, run from
2 to 10 years. Don't deposit or invest until
you see e. K. BLAKELY. Send for infor-
nation at Montpelier, vt.
The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1897-06-23

"AFrER suffering from dyspepsia for
three years, 1 decided to try Burdock Blood
Bitters. Two bottles cured me entirely"
Mrs. g. Q. White, Taberg, Oneida County
New York.
The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1897-06-23

THE food of the COW does not
influence the proportion of
butter fats in the milk, but it does very
greatly affect the total yield of fat and
the quality of the resulting butter.
The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1897-06-23
RETAIL DEALERS PRICES.
Boston Produce Market.

THE quotations given below represent prices
obtained by receivers for rhosaie lots (no jobbine
price unless otherwise Indicated and are intended
to represent actual sales.
The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1897-06-23
REMEMBER THE NAME DOAN'S AND
TAKE NO OTHER.

Doan's Kidney Pills are for sale by all
dealers, price 80 cents, mailed by Foster
Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y, sole agents for
the United States.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1897-09-16
MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS.

AT Goshen, Ind, a disputed horse
race was decided by the revelation of
camera.
In Larue county, Ky, it is said tsst
Charles Williams has grown bunch
Of white blackberries.
Bears have been so thick around
Idaho that it has been said that there
was bear for every bushel.
The oldest house in Union, Me-,
built in 1902 and occupied always by
the same family, has just been torn
down.
Plus Payne, a negro of Bardstown,
Ky, has exhibited six tomatoes grown
by him which together weighed IA
pounds,
John J. Ingalls, daughter Con-
stance ran an electric car in Atchison.
during one evening in place of the reg
ular motorman.
Wayne county and Butler county
(Neb) creameries are making each
1000 pounds of butter a day, and the
county people are happy.
Allen Heusted, Il years old, of
Grand Blanc, Mich, has taken to the
bicycle with a vim, and the other day
rode 30 miles to make a visit.
Mrs. c. Reyes, SO years Old and
crippled, cultivated a garden by her
own labor at St. Augustine, Fla, and
one day she picked from it a 36-pound
watermelon and so pumpkins.
-Floridians hoped that the red
spider would destroy the water hya-
cinths in the St. Johns river, but the
plants seem to grow faster than the
insects can do away with them.
A $1,000 farm in Tennessee has
been paid for wholly in hens eggs, the
installments being RENTED daily,
sometimes at the rate of three cents
dozen for the eggs, delivered in four
dozen lots.
In the long arctic nights there is
constant difficulty in keeping awake
Greedy had to make very strict rules to
keep his men awake during the long
arctic nights. Beds were not allowed to
he made, and the men We're compelled
to get up and move about.
The London Lancet prints a long
article on the ''therapeutical aspect of
talking, shouting, singing, laughing,
crying signing and yawning." All are
said to have their hygienic uses. Talk
ing is pronounced heaIthful occupa-
ton, good for heart disease. and to
some extent substitute for bodily ex-
ercise.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1897-09-16
WHY SHE MARRIED HIM.
She Knew His Faults to Dot, but
She Had Use for Him.
1t was their first quarrel.

III was thelr HrSt quarrel.
We'll, don't see how l came to marry
you" she snapped.
Same here" he returned.
''Whatever | could see in you" she
returned bitterly. "All men are the
same, as lovers, but as husbands it's diff
ferent, you know"
"Oh, no! all men are the same as
lovers. Then you had a lot of lovers .?
Thanks for your extraordinary candor!
I always thought you were a firt. but
now you have spoken the words out of
your own mouth"
"Out of my own mouth! Can a per-
son speak with some one else's mouth
you ninny? Why don't you try to be
logical as well as insulting? | suppose
it's too much to expect from one whose
brains are in his mustache or in his
clothes, or in his pretty feet Oh, don't
whine; | know your faults to a dot"
We'll, since you do. he added, Il will
be frank with you and say that l mar
you to give you the opportunity
to Tell me my faults, so that | could in
time approach YOUR own angelic stand
ard of perfection"
Indeed, and married you because
you were such an expert at repairing
bicycle tire. Don't you remember how
you carried your jiffy outfit around
with you? You were SO expert"
"You used to tell me you married me
because you loved me-"
What silly answer that was!"
Then you are a liar too, ch?"
q say married you because you were
such an expert tire repairer When
! quit riding the bicycle I'll have no
more use for you, do you hear? Go out
in the Shed and clean my wheel, and let
me hear no more out of you for week."
Detroit News-Tribune.