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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-07-15
THE SHORT LINE.
Special Train Service Arranged For
the Jubilee Celebration.

An elaborate special train service has
been arranged by the Oregon Shert
Line for the forthcoming Jubilee cele-
bration. Montana points have been in
Guided in the special service, and one
of the best features provided by the
company viii be the Jubilee flyer be-
tween Salt Lake and Ogden, which
was put on yesterday.
The flyer will be the railroads snare
in the celebration. 1t is going to make
some very rapid transit, as the design
is 10 have it cover the distance between
Zion and ogden in 30 minutes. 1t will
be one of the best equipped trains on
the line.
The flyer will not return to Ogden
during the celebration until IL o'clock,
in order that the visiting Ogdenites and
people form intermediate points can
enjoy the evening entertainments be-
fore returning.
"A fast train will also be run between
Provo and Salt Lake. 1t will leave
Provo at 1850 and arrive at $3.50 a. m.
Eureka is also 10 have a special train.
which VIII leave there at $50 a.. m. and
arrive in Salt Lake at 9:45. The return
special will leave for Provo and Eureka
al 10:45 p. m. All these will be run in
addition to the usual train service.
Specials will ply between Butte and
other Montana points. These viii leave
Montana at 7:30 a. m. on the 18th and
arrive in Salt Lake at $50 p. m, which
will enable the passengers TO make the
journey by night. The special VIII cut
down the expense by obviating the nee
essity for Pullman sleepers.
There will alsG be special trains be-
tween Granger. Montpelier, Soda
Springs and other points on July 70.
They will leave Granger at about I
O'Clock a. M and arrive here at about
$50 D. m. This will also be a daylight
trip. and further will save the present
necessity for transfer at McCarmon,
which has ALWAYS been an inconveni-
ence.
A Jubilee special viii be run from
July 30 to "a inclusive on the Utah
and Nevada branch. The train will
leave the terminus at o'clock and ar
rive at Salt Lake at $40. and the re-
turn will be made some time in the
evening.
All these will be run in addition to
the regular trains. which will continue
to make the trips as at present.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-07-15
crocker's Condition.

San Mateo, Cal. July 1.-THE latest
information procurable from Colonel c.
2. Crockers bedside tonight is TO the
effect that the patient is slightly i'm
proved. No congratulations were In
dulged in. however. for the improve
ment is said to be SO slight that it can
hardly be said that Colonel CrociSer is
even better. There was practically no
change in his condition throughout the
day, the slight Improvement mentioned
having been manifested this evening.
The members of his family are begin
ming to feel a little more hopeful be-
cause the stricken man continues to
hold his own. They draw favorable
conclusions from the resistance thus
far shown by his vitality 20 the strain
of the stroke he has undergone.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-07-15
SUGAR TRUST.
Simpson, of Kansas, Wants It In
Vestigated.

Washington, July 14.-Representative
Simpson. of Kansas, today introduced
in the house a resolution directing the
speaker 10 appoint a committee of five
TO investigate the sugar trust. The
resolution is preceded by two where
sses. the first of which declares that it
is currently asserted that the Ameri-
can Sugar Refining company exists in
violation of the law against gigantic
monopoly and that such a corporation
by the use of watered stock, by unfair
competition and by illegal combina-
ton has crushed out legitimate COM
petition to an extent which gives it the
power to depress the price of the raw
material and to advance the price of
the manufactured article at viii. thus
throttling the cane and beet agricul-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-07-15
Railway Notes.

The Oregon Short Line has decided
definitely to put the new schedule in
effect on Jrlv ..
The proposed meeting of the Oregon
Short Line & Utah Northern TO elect
nine directors. which was 10 have been
held yesterday, was again postponed.
Speedy and Phillion gave another fine
exhibition at Saltair last evening.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-07-15

turalists with one hand and grasping
the purses of the consumers with the
other"
TIE Commute is authorized by the
resolution is empowered 10 send for per-
sons and papers and TO Investigate the
methods of the company; its effect
u.on agricultural and commerce. "as
well as the enhanced cost of one of
the necessaries of life,u and is directed
TO report its findings and if facts war
rant it a bill insgituting proceedings
by the attorney general in quo war
ranto TO annul the corporate existence
of the trust.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-07-15
Interstate Commission.

Chicago, July 1.-THE interstate COM
merce commission has suspended until
December 81, the long and short haul
clause of the interstate act so far as
business to the Kootenai district is
concerned, so as to enable all rail-
roads TO compete with the Canadian
Pacific.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-07-15
YAKIMA COMPANY LAND.
Proposed Contract With the Northern
PACIFIC Railway Company.

Raclnc hallway company
Tacoma, Wash. July 14.-In the
United States court the receiver of the
Yakima Investment company has ap-
piled for leave to enter into con-
tract with the Northern Pacific Rail
road company for the sale of an i'm
mense tract of land lying adjacent to
the Yakima irrigating ditch in the
Yakima valley The railroad agrees to
get $50 an acre for the land, and if
the contract is made will advertise the
land with a special exhibit car, which
will be carried throughout the eastern
states. The San Francisco Safe De-
post company and the London & San
Francisco bank, both bondholders OF
the insolvent company, oppose the pro-
posed deal. All parties concerned We're
represented in court at the hearing.
At the conclusion Of the argument the
matter was taken under advisement.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-07-15
ARE APPARENTLY
FURTHER APART
Tariff Agreement Seems Almost
Hopeless Now.
CONFEREES ARE
ALL AT OUTS
VIEWS OF A SENATOR WHO Is
WITHIN THE LINES.

''They Are All In a Deadlock, and
They Are Tied Up All Along the
Line; 1t Looks as if the Situation
Must Remain Unchanged For a
Week"-There May Be Change
Today.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-07-15
GOLDBUGS OF
TIE SOUTH MEET
Action of the Chicago Convention
Still Rankles.
SILVER MEN ARE
SIMPLY PIRATES
MAJORITY OF THE PEOPLE NO
RIGHT To RULE.

Carlisle Pays Strict Attention to
What He Is Pleased to Term the
ssHeresies of Free Silver" and
Henry Watterson Declares That
Free Silver Is as Dead as Ameri-
can Slavery.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-07-15

Sick headache can be quickly and
completely overcome by using those ia
nous little pills known as DE Wits
Little Early Risers." A. c. Smith &
C. D. Swift. 142 Main.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-07-15

Terrible Accident-It is a terrible ac-
cident TO be burned or scalded: but
the pain and agony and the frightful
disfigurements can be quickly overcome
without leaving a scar by using De
Wits Witch Hazel Salve. A. c. Smith
& c. D. Swift. 142 Main.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-07-15
The House.

Washington, July 1.-THE house,
after sending the deficiency appropria-
ton bill TO conference today adjourned
until tomorrow.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-07-15

Hewlett Bros. Three Crown Spices
are best because ground to order
fresh every day
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-07-15

100 pairs Ladies' and Misses Heel
Glove Calf Shoes, regular retail price
$3.50. at OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES $50
$50 pairs Ladies' fine Dongola Oxford
flexible soles, regular retail price
These come in black and tans and
chocolate.
100 pairs Ladies' French Kid Oxfords.
hand turned. regular price $S.-.-....1 q
In black and chocolate.
$50 pairs Ladies fine Dongola Kid
Shoes flexible. turned SOLE the 50
and 81 quality at ..-.....---.-.--...---1.6 s.
300 pairs Ladies 81 Dongola Kid Shoes,
$50 pairs Ladies' French Kid Shoes.
hand turned. standard high grade
make. a s. shoe. at .-.....--...-.------.1.95
100 pairs Infants Kid Moccasins. en-
broidered. all coiors, regular retail
price soc, at ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. 15c
152 pairs of Children's Wedge Heel
Goat Shoes. with tip, regular retail
price 13c. at 35c
lao pairs Boys" and Girls Shoes. solid
leather sizes from II to ?, REGULAR
retail price $50, at --.---.------.--.- 65c
200 pairs of genuine Goat Shoes. regu-
lar price $3.50, at ..--..---.------.-...-. CSC
100 pairs of Boys fine Oxblood Shoes.
Large sizes .-...--.-.--.----l4o
$50 pairs Mems genuine Calf Skin
Shoes. made of choice calf skin,
sewed with silk throughout. Hem
lock soles. regular retail price 50,
at ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS i 30
In all new toes.
200 pairs Mems genuine Calf and Seal
Skin Shoes. IN the new half dollar
and pointed toe. regular value "a. at.1.S5
$50 pairs Mems fine Oxbood. Choco-
late and Tan colored Shoes. hand
welted. in new toes. regular value
$3.50 . pair. for ....--.---.--.---.----..1-9 50
Mems Black Sateen Shirts.--..--..... 29c
Mems Velvet Slippers .......-.-........ 69c
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-07-15

ment was said to be at a great dis
lance.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-07-15

Mems Fine Merino Shirts and Draw
ers. worth 75c observation-disclosures. 39c
Mems suspenders. highly finished.
worth &c ..-........---.----.------- 7c
Mems White Cambria Handkerchiefs.
large size. worth 10c --.--...----.---.. &c
Mems Fine Felt Hats. $50 and 81
quality OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES 69c
Mems Felt Hats. in light colors. SIS
and 81 80 quality ----..--..----------.-. 49c
Bows Fine Felt Dress Hats. worth 81
and S1.22 ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS SIC
Boys Flannel Overshirts. worth Soc. 17c
Mems Heavy Rockford Hose. worth
Mems Fine Isle Hose. black or tan.
worth &C NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. &c
Ladies Jacket Suits, in various styles.
worth $ ...-..-------------..------ l. %
worth $50 ...-.---.---..---......... 200
And all finer goods at Ike reduc-
Ladies; Spring Jackets. open front
worth $3.50. g and $50 -------.--...... 90c
Ladies' extra fine quality Jackets.
worth 81 e and $50 -.-..-....-.......1.75
worth IS 50 to IS -.-------.......--.....2.25
Ladies' Dress Patterns. containing
material for full suit. according to
width. $3.50. 81 TO $3.50 ---.--..---....-1.50
Finer Grades of Dress Patterns.
worth $. IS and s. .--.-.--.-..-.......1.90
Ladies' listers. worth 81 ..--......-....1.75
Ladies Fine Mackintoshes. worth
$3.50 OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
Mems end Boys Summer Wash Ties.
worth 15c. for ----.-.--.-.....- sc
Mems Fine Silk Ties. worth s5c. 1Oc
Ladies vel-et Canes. lace trimmed.
worth IS -------------.......-.3.50
Ladies' Fine Cloth Capes. braided
worth 50. .-.-....-----l-20
Ladies' Fine Trimmed Hats. worth
$50 and 50 SOC
IN and
Misses Trimmed Hats worth 81 p $50
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-07-15

Imitation Alligator Valises in black
and tan. 16-inch worth s1.25........ 35c
1S-inch worth ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. soc
2o-inch worth 81. 75..................... 75c
20-inch worth OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. S5c
200 pairs Of Misses Croquet and Tennis
Rubbers ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS 19c
200 pairs Mems Candee Rubber Boots.
regular retail price $3.50. at ..........1. 80
12O pairs Boys Rubber Boots. first
quality ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS 80
over 5000 pairs of finest Ladies'. Gents.
Misses. Childrens ard Boys Shoes and
Slippers in small lots of u to p 9ai-s Of
kind, for which we haven't space to
will be sold at same reduction from cost
Mems Cheviot Business Suits, worth
81 -----.------.------.--3- 10
Mems Fine Black Worsted Dress
Suits. worth SO ----..-...-.-...........9.50
Mems Finest Tailor Made worsted
and Cashmere Dress Suits, in black
and gray. worth S35 ..................11.50
Young Me-'s Fine Dress Suits. ages
Is to 20 years. worth e16-.......-...-.5.50
Young Mems Cheviot Suits. spring
patterns, worth 10 ------...--.-.--..--3-S5
Mems Black Worsted Pants. worth s3125
Bows Knee Pants Suits. worth $50.
50 and $50 ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. 1 %
Mems Scarlet Wooden Underwear.
worth SIS 49c
Mems Extra Fine TailOr-made Pants
French worsted and English CASH
mere. worth 81 ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS 10
Mems Summer Coats and Vests of diff
ferent grades. worth $3.50 ...........1. 90
Boys Knee Pants. worth 50c....... 20c
Mems Cheviot Overshirts, worth 65c. 29c
Mems Medium Weight Underwear,
worth soc ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. &c
Mems Knit Shirts and Drawers
worth zOc ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. 15c
Me- Fine Balbriggan Drawers,
worth .75c ..;;......-.--......-.... &c
Boys Merino Underwear. natural
gray. worth soc ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. Ice
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-07-15
WANTED WILLIE"

When The several committees had
been named there broke forth a seem
inely unanimous call for ..Breclxin-
ridge. Breckenridge" which would not
be silenced until he came forward.
Without attempting more than q few
words Of commentator Of the purposes
Of the convention, he appeased his
hearers. who then, in turn. raised their
voices in calls for such favored ones
as Carlisle. Wasterson, Lindsay and
others. but none Of these responded, as
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1897-01-28
A VERY Popular Calendar.

Few people in these busy days are willing
to live without calendar to mark the pass
ing of time. This fact. no doubt, accounts
for the calendars Of all kinds, co'ors, shapes
and sizes which flood the mails at this
season.. Among them all the one that best
Son, the Excepting Everlas:ing]y At IT,
Newspaper Advertising Agents of Philadel
phia. We have just received our new copy
and are fixed for 1897 1t is not difficult tc
see why this calendar is so great favorite
The figures on it are larc enough to be read
across a room; its handsome appearance
makes it worthy of place in the best fur
nished Office or ibrat y. while it is business
like all the way through. The publishers
state that the demand for this calendar has
always exceeded the supply. This led them
years ago to place upon it nominal price
Is cents, on receipt of which it is sent, post
paid and securely packed, to any address.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1897-01-28
Miss Trust-You are always jestint
[ never know how to take you.
Mr.. Mood-Take me in earnest.
Dodeed Her Chief Aversion.

Miss Cayenne has decided aversion
to the obtrusive raconteur-especially
the one who is fond of Renaissance.
II don't see," said rather shallow
acquaintance, chow you can enjoy tho
society of that very old gentleman to
whom you talked the other evening"
Il enjoy the reflections of mature
mind"
But isn't he in his dotage?"
"No, dear. And if he were shouldn't
mind so long as it wasn't his anecdot"
ge."-Washington Star.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1897-01-28
Traf,ic In the Strand.

A statistician says 10000 vehicles, in-
Guiding 5000 omnibuses, pass through
The Strand, London. in the day, and the
narrowness CT the street causes each
of the $4,000. occupants to waste, on
the average, three minutes. The total
waste of time equals $3.50 hours, the
money value of which, at the very mod
crate rate of one shilling an hour, is
$7S5 per day, or nearly $250,000 pea
lnnum.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1897-01-28
During the Engagement.

Aunt Susan-"What. sitting up writ
ing at this hour?"
Eyes, auntie, it's only little note tc
Harry"
Aunt Susan-"Why, Harry only lefi
you five minutes ago."
Carrie-"Yes; but there is some
thing forgot to ask him, and it's very
important"
Aunt Susan-"Yes?"
Carrie-"I asked him if he loved me
and he said yes, but I forgot to ask
him if he would love. me always. -
Boston Transcript.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1897-01-28
s1.0o FOR IL CENTS.

Millions now plant Salzer's seeds.
out millions more should; hence offer.
pkg. Bismarck Cucumber .15c
! pkg. Round Globe Beet .1oc
pkg. Earliest Carrot ............10c
pkg. Kaiser Wilhelm Lettuce. .15c
pkg. Earliest Melon .............1Oc
pkg. Giant Yellow Onion .........15c
pkg. l4-Dey Radish ..............10c
pigs. Brilliant Flower Seeds. .l5c
NOW all OF above 10 packages, In
Guiding our mammoth plant and seed
catalogue. are mailed you free upon
receipt of only IA cents postage.
20 pkgs. Earliest Vegetable Seed $1.OO
q Brilliant Blooming Plants. 80. .$1.O0
iona A. Salzer Seed Co.. La Crosse,
Wis. w.n.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1897-01-28
PrObablV.

A professor from Pittsburg is going
about the country delivering a lecture,
entitled Glow Our Rocks Were Made.
We don't know how the professor made
his, but imagine it must have been
teaching school.-New York Adver-
tiser.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1897-01-28
An Historical Anecdote.

Though not an exemplary husband,
Henry Nv. was greatly attached to his
children and delighted in playing and
romping with them. One day the Span
ish ambassador. on entering the royal
closet, found the king walking on all
TOURS, carrying the dauphin on his back.
Henry Nv. asked him, without rising,
IN. rAmbassadeur, have you a family 2"
and being answered in the affirmative,
the king returned: "Then I can finish
my tour around the room."-Exchange.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1897-01-28

Conserving the Fertility.-The soil
being SO important factor in human
existence and human happiness, there
is required no apology to be offered for
a consideration of It's forces function,
and character; but rather, If apology
be needed at all, it is for the fact that
the western farmer. as rule, appears
wholly Indifferent as to the censerya.
ton of its forces and fertility. 1t is no,
so much that we do not know what il
required in giving ,hc soil proper and
rational treatment. bat IRON force OF
habit and long usage, We are wholly in.
different, many OF US. in protecting
from damage or loss the great source
Of CIR living.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1897-01-28

Value Of Shade.-Nature protects the
soil from the burning rays of the sun
by an impervious shade. Nature. by
shade, by roots, by dead branches, by
rocks and by leaves throws obstruction
in the way of evaporation and wash
ings. Man, by removing the shade and
verdure, promotes evaporation and
wash, and by continued blowing. and
especially shallow blowing, puts it in
the best possible condition for wash
ing off the soil. Nature, through the
millions of deep-searching roots and
earth worms of various kinds, provides
for free circulation of the air to great
depths, and thoroughly intermixes, pull
verizes and mellows both the soil and
the subsoil.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1897-01-28
That Explained It.

That Explained It.
Badger-Great Scott! Podkins, what
a racket! Is there fight going on in
the fiat above?
Podktns-oh, no; that's a whist
club.
Badger-A whist club? Well, may
be you think believe that!
Podkins-It's ladies' whist club.
Observation-Disclosures York Her.
aid.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1897-01-28
More Than Estimated.

Pryer-"I notice that young Fray
man is still paying his attentions to
the daughter of old Senator Golfers"
Dyer-"I believe he still persists IN
that direction"
Pryer-'T'm told he's relative OF
hers-a cousin twice removed
Dyer-"Twice! Say, the old man
told me himself that he'd removed him
seven times already, and if he has to do
it again it will probably be to a Gene
tery."-Boston Courier.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1897-01-28
Beware.

OF free cures. Do not expect some
thing for nothing. For 81 will send
you recipes that will positively cure
you Of seminal weakness or lost man
hood, from whatever cause. Address
w. H. Baker, Grand Opera House
Block, st. Paul, MINI.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1897-01-28

by local applications. as they cannot reach
me diseased portion Of the ear. There Is
only one way to cure deafness, and that
caused by an inlamed condition OF the
mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube
When this tube is inflamed you have q
when it is entirely closed deafness is the
result, and unless the Inflammation can
be taken out and this tube restored to its
normal condition. hearing will be de-
caused by -catarrh, which is nothing but
faces.
We will give one Hundred Dollars for
any case Of Deafness (caused by catarrh)
that cannot be cured by Hairs Catarrh
Cure. Send for circulars, free.
r. j.. CHENEY & CO., Toledo. o.
Sold by druggists. 75c.
HANS Family Pills are the best.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1897-01-28
patenf. ra.nea.

List Of patents" issued last week to
Northwestern inventors:
John NJ. Bloom, Butte, Mont, shoe
string fastener; Andrew Gutenberg,
Minneapolis, Mimi, runaway horse
check; Christian Jensen, st. Paul,
Mimi, mangle; Godfried Laube, HUI
ron, S. D., trace holder; Rosetta Il.
Reilly, Newhouse, Mimi, watering
cart; Samuel J. Turner, Minneapolis,
Mimi, cigar lighter.
Il. D. Merwin, Patent Lawyer, 90
Pioneer Press Building, St Paul, MINI.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1897-01-28
Uncle Eben,s Wisdom,

"Hit am BETTER" said Uncle Eben,
"ter be er man dat changes is mind
dan ter be one dat didn't hab no mind
ter change in de fus' place. wash
ington Star.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1897-01-28
Wants to Sell.

Wants to Sell.
Fuddy-So Kommuter wants to sell
his place out in Switchville?
Duddy-That cannot be. He is for
ever cracking it up and telling every
body what beautiful place it is. !.
Fuddy-Yes; that is the reason why /
know he wants to dispose of it.-Boston
Transcript.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1897-01-28
Oiling Her.

Little Mary was discovered one day
by her mother vigorously applying the
oil can to the kittens mouth. On being
reproved she replied: "Why, mamma,
kitty squeaks so awful when pull her
tail. "-Harper's Bazaar.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1897-01-28
Wounded In Battle.

There is but one monarch of Europe
who can show the ser of wound re-
ceived in war. 1t is King Humbert,
who received a severe saber cut at the
battle of CustOzZa.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1897-01-28
Celestial Fashion.

when I married you," he said, -
thought you were an angel"
II inferred as much" she said
From the very first" she went on,
'you seemed to think could get along
without clothes ''-Tid-Bits.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1897-01-28
A Pleasing Assurance,

He-I don't see how ever Midges had
the nerve to embrace Miss Adipose. She
must weigh 200.
She-He wouldn't, perhaps, but she
told him that faith would move noun
tains.'-New York Journal.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1897-01-28
To Get Ont of the Wnx

When trouble is coming. is obviously the
port OF common sense. An obstruction of
the bowels is a serious obstacle to health.
To get this out Of the way is an easy matter
Win the thorough laxative, Hostetters
Stomach Bitters, which, although it affords
relief, never gripes and convulses like a
drastic purgative. Dyspepsia, malarial, kid
ney and rheumatic ailments and nervous
ness yield to this genial family medicine.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1897-01-28
Those Curves.

Briggs-I had to stand all the way
coming up to the cable car, but we
rushed along at racing speed.
Griggs-How many laps to the mile?
New York Journal.