The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1897-06-23
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lea employ 200, 600 people.
= Words hurt worse than blows
and heal more than balsams.
- Palestine is about one-fourth as.
large as the State Of New York.
II cheerful face is nearly as good
for an invalid as healthy weather.
= Discomfort is the want of all
self reliance ; it is infrmity Of will.
- Better be called a fool for doing
right than be a fool in doing wrong.
= Brother Talmage says there are.
lots of men who start for heaven too
late to get past quarantine.
= Stockings were first worn in the
Eleventh century before that cloth
handages were used on the feet.
= The queen of Siam has the small
est feet yet seen on a titled woman.
/ She wears one and and a half in boots..s
= When a man owes more to:kis
hatter than he does to his shoemaker,
il he supposed to be "head over heels
in debt 2" b:
W. T.. Roberts, widower, aged
seventy-six years, and Mrs. Mary
Martin, aged seventy-one years, are
alleged to have eloped in Florida to-
get married.
= An old Georgia darby, on being
asked if he believed that the whale
swallowed Jonah, replied: eyes, sub;
Jonah didn't have nowhars else ter go;
kase house rent wuz due an de bailifs
Wuz after himP'
"A novel fight was witnessedm
Texas recently, where. a negro Was
pitted against a wildcat. The negroass
flesh was fearfully lacerated, and after
a half hour time was called and the
wildcat declared winner.
= At San Meto, Fla, a team Of
mules became entangled in Wildgrape
/ vine and disturbed a nest Of hornets.
Before the mules could be- extricated
the hornets had stung them to death,
and all in the short space Of five mia-
| utes.
- The poorest circumstances in life
with a religious spirit of resignation,
are far better than the greatest album
dance and highest honors without it;
for these cannot give that peace Of
mind which the others can never
want.
-"You know" said the pastor to
the newly welded pair, cts the wife's
duty to obey her husband and follow
him wherever he may CO. II won't
do it," pouted the bride. "You
won't?" GLOW can you expect me
He's a letter carrier"
"a young mar is coming to see
my sister rightalong now. Every time
I 90 into the parlor he gives me some
money to go out and buy some candy,
and then when I come back sis won't
let me stay in the parlor cause my
hands is sticky. That's why I don't
see much Of him."
= There is nothing better for q cut
than powdered rosin. Pound it until
fine, and put into an empty clean pep-
perbox with perforated top, then.you
can easily sift it on the cut; put soft
cloth around the injured member, and
wet it with cold water once in a while.
It will prevent infam nation and sore-
ness.
= Mothers will find Chamberlain''s
Cough Remedy especially valuable for
Group and whooping cough. It will
give prompt relief and is safe and
pleasant. We have sold it for several
years and it has never failed to give
the most perfect satisfaction. CIV.
Richards, Duquesne, Pa. Sold by
Hill-Orr Drug Co.
"A little grandchild of Mr.. Hugh
Helms, who lives in Mecklenburg
county, North Carolina, pulled up an
onion a few days ago and bit of the
head and a small portion Of the stem.
The child's grandmother, discovering
blood in its mouth, made examination,
and to her horror found that the child
had bitten off a snakes head and was
chewing it with the onion. The stem
Of the onion was very large and hollow
and had been broken off some distance
from the top and the snake had crawled
into the hollow Of the stem.
= Mr.. James Perdue, an old soldier
residing at Monroe, Mich, was Sc
verely afflicted with rheumatism but
received prompt relief from pain by
using Chamberlain's Pain Balm. He
says: CAT times my back would ache
so badly that I could hardly raise up.
If I had not gotten relief I would not
be here to write these few lines.
Chamberlain's Pain Balm has done me
a great deal Of good and I feel very
thankful for it" For sale by Hill
Orr Drug Co.
-"How far is it from here to
Brushburg ?" asked a tourist Of an old
fellow who was hoeing weeds in a field
of corn "down south" "Is it far 2"
"Waal, it hain't so very far, nor it
hain's SO very nigh. If you go around
by the road it's ferde1 nor it is nigh,
but if you cut acrost country it's nigh
er nor it is fer. an if you keep right
straight ahead it's kinder betWixt
nigh an fer, but it's considerable of q
jail MT from hyar no matter how you git
thar"
= If it required an annual outlay
of 500. 90 to insure a family against
any serious consequences from an at
tack of bowel complaint during the
year there are many who would feelit
their duty to pay it; that they could
not afford to risk their lives, and those
of their family for such an amount.
Any one can get this insurance for25
cents, that being the price Of bottle
of Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy. In almost every
neighborhood some one has died from
an attack Of bowel complaint before
medicine could be procured or a phys.
ician could be summoned. One OF
two doses of this remedy will cure any
ordinary case. 1t never fails, Car
you afford to take the risEfors so small
ap amount? For sale by Hilton
lDrug Co.