New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1897-06-09
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The latest diagnosis IS that the SICK
man of Europe has got the grip. Bos-
ton Herald.
The senate dawdles when merely the
interests of tile United States are con-
cerned. But it inst scoIches when the
affairs of the universe beckcn. 1Dhila-
delphia Record:
Lord Salisbury announces that the
peace Of Europe is insured. All Of which
would make it highly interesting to
know what company took the risk.
New York Mail and Express.
Law is like spiders web-it is made
to hold the little flies while the large
ones escape. Greek Philosopher.
Sound religion snoring in church.
L. A. W. Bulletin.
Eve was the first apple woman.-L.
A. w. Bulletin.
The Spanish army, occupying Cuba's
capitol, is an 'simported Havana filler"
Oh, bravery must ever be an attribute
sublime; but the really prudent man is
he who runs away in time.
These sorry old maids with whom no
one can match, are, one with another,
SORRY told batch" II
Is the cemetery policeman on the dead
beat? ~, I
To the man who is out on "toot,"
the more s'horns'' the better.
He who is too fond of the bottle
should stop it. ..s
When you see man with brick in
his hand, laying for another, it may be
that one is mason and the other con-
tractor. ..-.
Is the handsomest woman in the choir
the belle of the bawl?-L.A. W Bulletin.
We have noticed that in cleaning
house in the spring,Tone is more apt to
unearth a. lost muller than fan.-At-
Crimson Globe. E@. ..
Jerryss Simpson AYERS that he is ''not
finished orator." That isn't the worst
of it, The probability of his ever being
finished IS discouragingly remote.-st.
Paul Pioneer Press.
Isn't there some society in Washing
ton that looks out for cases of cruel
treatment of p1isoners2 Broker Chap
man is said to be suffering badly from
dyspepsia in consequence Of the richness
of the. food furnished HIM in his CELL
Providence Journal.
One of the amusing sights of life is to
see people aimlessly walking up and
down the street on holidays, trying to
look as if they were having good time.
-Atchinson Globe.
There is Chicago man named Brice
who thinks that he can make gold. We
know New York man by that name
wi no has made lot of it.. He has also
made fools of a large number OF Ohio
Democrats Leader.
There is no art to find the minds con-
struction in the face.
Pleasure and revenge have ears more
deaf than adders to the voice of any true
| decision. &c.,. .
There is no darkness but ignorance.
When valor preys on reason it eats the
sw ord it fights with.
In the reproof of chance lies the true
proof of men. -... s-
1t is great to do that thing that ends
all other deeds, which shackles accid ent
and bolts up chance. r.
| Conscience is born IF love.
If thou art rich thou art poor; for like
an ass, whose back with ingots bows,
thou Dearest thy heavy riches but a
journey and death unloads thee.
Let me not live after my flame lacks
oil, to be the snuff of younger spirits
Sh akespeare.
Death is not always cure for lying,
In nine cases out of ten it breaks out a.
gain on the tombstone. Exchange.
Many man has been arrested fol
forgery simply because he tried to make
a name for himself. Exchange.
We all know about the Armenian
butcheries and the duty Of England in
the orient, but it takes an envoy extra
6rdlnary to tell us just little bit about
9 uba and our duty there. Bede's Bud
|get.