New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-10-29
THE TALh or TIE DAY.

Tho Chicago Chronicle tells OF new rich
woman who has been giving lavish entertainments
and has cndcavored to have them as correct AS
possible Her ambition IS not to be outdone by
anybody That IL the reason she felt env'ous the
other evening when she heard that a certain
woman had given n dinner and that the Ices were
served in the rotunda. Forthwith she invited peo-
ple to a dinner and fastening TO her caterer. said
II suppose you have some nice rotundas. haven't
your II IS quito the thing now to have tees served
In them. Please that my Ices for Wednesday
night served in little rotundas."
As Between Men.-"Yes dear, me, your father
and tod him that wanted 10 talk with MIN as
man with another
Vel that was the kind Of talk got with all
the temper he has. I am sure he would never have
used such language IN talking 70 woman
indianapolis Journal
The frank Asa Bird cried. ITO He'll with Reform"
But when they counting their losses
His hearers will that the people in turn
Have shouted ITO Hell with the Bcsses!'
II. c. d.
Merchant-Havc you had any experience in china
ware?
Of Of os SIR d., when you break
valuable piecS1 =, .r.. 90, :, ,oro,...
again and put It where some customer will knock
Merchan,-Youn do-Tit-Bits.
One OF the pulpts from which John Wesley
preached stands In front OF Wesleyan chapel at
Wednesday,. England It consists OF horse
block from which tho founder Of Mothodism
preached no less than forty-nve sermons In his
time it stood by the side of building i'm OF
the open spaces of that town.
Just a haun' out the stuff
From the plains o Kansas
Fur empty Kansas.
Ort 10 see the farmers grin
Stroke the lilacs on their chin
As the cash comes roin' In,
over there In Kansas.
Women singin songs o glee.
Babies CROWN merrily,
Everywhere in Kansas.
Purity girls a-buyin' clothes.
Toggn' out from head 10 toes.
style? You bet your life she goes,
over there In Kansas.
When the cares o day Is done
on the plains o Kansas.
An the Kids begin TO yawn.
Seepy-like in Kansas.
Reads "A chapter o. the Word
Then kncels down and thanks the Lord
That he lives in Kansas. -Philstine
A writer in the "Pesther Lloyd" says that there
are two souls anlmating ;he German Emperor
which are struggling for the ascendency. zone is
the soul of his ancestor Frederick H. and IL in
nuenced by the entire history Of his house. This
soul had It alone inspired the Emperor. would
have made him conservative, self-centred, re-
ligious and. on the whole. onesided Prince re-
garding himself az summus episcopus OF his coun-
trys Church. as the absolute chief OF so many
legons and also the despotlc master OF men,
like all Prussan Kings before him" The other is
the soul OF modern absolutist
Connubial Sympathy.-Mr Grownes- Great heav-
ems, In addition to this contounded boil believe
| am I'm for an attack of toothache,
Mrs. Grownes-Oh; how nice to have your trou-
bles all at once-tCincnnau Enquirer
The Methodist ministers of Chicago are bitterly
opposed to the opening OF the Chicago Public
Library Sundays.
In bills.
Rchard--Great Scott, Is that so? | must give
directions at home that when Dunwell comes again
with that little bill to tell him do consider
! safe TO receive it.-(BoSton Transcript