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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-05-07

GEORGES PERFECT NAN in about Mlstah
NERs. BlankP" she said.
"Oh," said l hastily, ''I've just won.
dered why you should think so much OF
George"
"Yessum, - said Eulinda demurely, 81 ze
sometimes wondered myself. "
Hes not bad looking darby"
"Hes yehwy faiah lookin col'ud gen.
leman."
HE certainly has polished exterior,
Eulinda."
ellis mammals is vehwy puhfect, saiG
Eulinda, with pride.
"Hes as tickle as the wind, Eulinda.
Eulinda sighed and looked grave. Hes
vehwy easy, Miss Dolly. TIE thinkin that's
the wust thing about him. 1t meks SO
much wohk all the time when they ain no
sense in it,
"But you're very much in love with
George" said l softly.
Eulinda took off her black kid gloves,
the pride of her heart and rolled them alb.
stractedly into a careless ball
Honey" she said as she sat down in
front of the fire and looked at me with Sc
rious attention, "when yo' ceme to fix yo'
haht on some one gen 'leman, an yo' laik
that gen 'leman so well that yo' ain happy
no noah unless he's somewheah roun, an
yo' ak yo'sef why yos fon O. him, an yo'
study an study an study, an yos jes' fon
O. him, that's all.
Ian, honey, 'feotions ain based on
reason! Mebbe YOU laik the SCUM o. his
voice, an mebbe it ain no kin O. voice to
anybody else, an mebbe YOU laik the way
his haiah cuhls or mebbe his haiah's pub
feckly straight an yo'll laik it that way,
or mebbe he ain got no haiah at all sca'ce-
ly," and Eulinda laughed softly "They' s
ladies as laiks baldheaded men, an yo'll
think it's puhfeckly lovely, an yo'll laik
his eyes an the way he smiles, an ef he's
vehwy dignitied an solemn an quiet laik
yoll laik that, an mebbe he's vehwy orna-
rary an vehwy homely, an yo'll think how
wise an sma't he is, an YOU laik to look
up to him eff he's big, an yo'll laik to look
down to him Of he's little''--
Eulinda laid her gloves across her knee
and carefully smoothed out the wrinkles
Ian, honey" she continued with con.
viction, "ef yo' could wohk this thing out
cleah, hik 70 can hoodoos an things, meb.
be they wouldn't be SO many fections
Doan' yo' bothah SO much about why's,
honey. Eff yo's fon o. gen 'leman an Of
yo' meks up yo' min yo' can stan him all
70 life, doan yo bothah about why yo's
fon O. him. Elections doan' always stan
dissectin, honey &c. Grant Grams in
New York Journal
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-05-07
Ready to Liaten.

"Can l talk to you few minutesp'
asked the life insurance agent.
Yes, replied the superintendent of tho
factory, If you don't mind walking about
the building with me. I haven't really the
time to sit down"
"That's all right said the agent. "I'd
rather move around little anyhow"
The superintendent led the way out to
the pattern room, thence into the wood
workers department, stopping every mo-
ment or two to converse with some opera.
tive, and took his caller at last into the
room where the huge trip hammers were
filling the air with their unearthly din
Now" he said, yelling into the car OF
the life insurance man, II am ready to
listen to you. Go ahead. Chicago Trib.
une
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-05-07
Advertising Rates.

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No display advertisements accepted for less
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No reduction in price made for every
other day advertisements
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-05-07
ssood Examine for Carnses.

The Beaver County 20. IT, Signal in
writing up recent funeral, thoughtfully
remarked that "the corpse, tastefully ar
rayed in white, lay quietly in the coffin."
We heartily commend that corpse for its
quietude under such circumstances. A
corpse which chambers out of the coffin
and goes cavorting around is almost GER
tain to get itself dlsliked.-Chicago Trib-
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-05-07

PRESIDENT MCKINLEY is doing pre-.
cisely what the platform on which he was
nominated and elected promised should
be the policy of the Republicans if the
government was placed in their hands.
We may add that the existing gold stand
ard will be maintained, and the existing
currency will be upheld also as good as
gold, but the greenbacks will not be re-
tired in hurry and there will not be free
coinage of silver at all.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-05-07

FL Pas0 and Return-Texas state Fire
mems Convention, FL Pnso, Tex.
For the above occasion the Santa Fe
Route will place on sale tickets to III
Paso and return at one standard fare fol
the round trip, ($l8,40). Dates Of sale
May II and ~, good for return passage
until May 16..
H. .. Lutz, Agent,
E. COPELAND, GA, Santa Fe, N. M.
FL Paao, Tex.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-05-07
A Joke Indeed,

Let no man again say that the Britisher
is without humor. The log of the May
flower, the record of the stern and king
hating Puritan argosy, confided to the
keeping of one whose highest aim Is to
bask in the sunshine of royalty at the
palace back door! This is a joke in
deed Washington Times.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-05-07

Eulinda came in
t rom ''goin to
C h u c h wi t h
Gawge, d ar ky
radiant in the
pride of her Sun
day tinery and in
her cavalier.
"Eulinda, " said
/ softly, "are you
v e ry f o II Il OF
George?"
Eulinda looked
at me quickly out
of the corner OF
her eye.
Law, honey!"
she said, with u lit.
tie giggle, what
yo' talkin about?"
"But you are,
aren't your"
Eulinda looked
down at the floor
and kicked the
fringe of the rug
back and forth
with one foot.
"Was yo' think.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-05-07

Hon. SOLOMON LUNA of Valencia coun-
ty, whom the people of this territory
would like to see United States marshal
for New Mexico, is just now busily en-
gagged in looking after the shearing of his
10000 head of sheep. He will find that
much more profitable business than being
in Washington.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-05-07

The confirmed and patented land
grants tn roughout New Mexico should be
fairly and justly assessed. Such an as
ssssment and an honest and strict coleo-
tion of taxes will settle the question of
large land holdings very rapidly and set
tie it as it ought to be settled.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-05-07
RATES OF SUBSCRIPTIONS.

All contracts and bills for advertising pay
able monthly.
All communications intended for publica-
ton must be accompanied by the writer S
name and address-not for publication-but
as evidence of good faith, and should be ad-
dressed to The Editor. Letters pertaining to
business should be addressed
NEW MEXICAN Printing Co.,
Santa Fe New Mexico.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-05-07
A Serious Effect

Proprietor Tonsorial Parlors-See here,
when that Mr. Norox comes here again to
get shaved, before you commence on him
just mention to him that we have gone
over to the cash system.
Subordinate Artistic Lord! | did the
last time he was here, and his face got SO
long that I didn't get through by closing
time.-Truth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-05-07

The last magazine article on "Why Har-
ward Does Not VIM" made social rela-
tions in Cambridge the cause. This is
perhaps true, but more persons will agree
with the theory of the professor who gave
in word the cause. When asked what
kept Harvard from winning, he replied,
"Yale." -Boston journal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-05-07
Too sweet to Live.

Ambassador Hay is said to be well liked
in London. Bayard's sweetness was al
most too sweet when it came to be boiled
down, and the change is probably a re-
lief.-New York Advertiser.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-05-07
sympathy to Burn.

The Greeks are overloaded with symps-
thy from the various other Christian ma
tions of the earth. They have sympathy
to burn; and it is just their luck that 1t il
not the kind of stuff to use for kindling.
Washington Times.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-05-07

az The New MEXICAN Is the Oldest news
paper IN New Mexico. 1t Is sent to every
Postoffice In the Territory aud has large
and growing circulation among. the intelli-
gent and progressive people of the south
west.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-05-07
A Serious Question.

We should like to know whether the
Hon. David B. Hills motto reads, 81 am
a sack coat Democrat" or 81 am swal-
low tail Democrat."-Memphis CONNER.
cial Appeal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-05-07
BEET SUGAR MANUFACTURE.

"The cost Of building beet Sugar fac
tory" says the farmers bulletin on sugar
beet culture recently issued by the United
States department. Of agriculture, sis
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-05-07
MIR. Watterson's stipulation.

There is getting to be such a demand
upon our space by witnesses of the air.
ship that we shall hereafter expect one
hard-boiled egg or fried oyster with each
airship, except a schooner.-Louisville
Courier journal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-05-07
Rather Ahad0WY.

Reports to the effect that Cleveland
wants to be governor of New Jersey seem
to be as we'll founded as the rumors that
Thomas NJ. Patterson will be senator from
Colorado. Denver Times.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-05-07
Very FOrgetful.

The National Dems" are now talking
about irrational tariff" Have they for
COTTON the time when the party was
pledged to tariff for revenue only, and
Professor Wilson gave the oountry-a
tariff for deficiency New York Evening
Sun.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-05-07

Mr.. MCKINLEY does not flop over in
his talks concerning New Mexico appoint
ments. Very commendable indeed, and
does not raise the expectations of people
after offices any too high.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-05-07

The Italian fleet has gone to Greece to
protect italian interests" These CONT
mental powers are great liars and some
times very funny liars.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-05-07
Business Policy.

Il sold all dem "a hats said the color
ed clerk, every one Of EN- to coons."
How did you do it?" asked the pleased
boss
piles 'em in dc window, marked "a. IL.
marked down from "a. "-Cinoinnati
Enquirer.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-05-07
The Revenge Of Years.

The whale spouted in triumph.
Never you mind" shouted Jonah vim
dictively. You've given me good deal
OF trouble, I'll admit, but you Just wait
TILL the latter day theologians tackle you. !"
With hoarse chuckle he struck out over
the sand dunes toward Nineveh. New
York Press.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-05-07
Have Heard This Before.

The federal authorities promise speedy
prosecution of those Sugar Trust con-
tempt cases. Somehow it seems we have
heard that remark before.-Denver Post.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-05-07
The Modern Pugilist,

is it true that he has signed articles for
fight to a finish?'
well, probably finish. He signed ~
articles, each three-quarters of column
long"
Not the least imposing among the con-
summations of the zeitgeist was the ire
mendous expansion of the scope of litera.
ture.-Detroit journal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-05-07

The Spaniards protest against the use
Of dynamite by the Cubans as barbarous
and inhuman. Here is very black pot
calling rather clean kettle black.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-05-07
Must Have Been . RELIEF.

Critic-Where did you get the idea for
that poster pictureY
Painter-Out Of my head
Critic-You must be glad it's out. Tilt
Bits.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-05-07
EVERY
LAWYER
| NEEDS
| THE
CODE:

The New Mexican Printing COM
pany 10 preparing in neat pamphlet
form, 30 a. to be conveniently carried
in the pocket, copies of the new CODE
OF pRAOTIOE. The pamphlet ID
thoroughly and comprehensively in
dexed, has ruled sheets Of linen paper
placed between each Of the pages for
reference notes, corrections Or addi-
tions and bound in tough leatherett
covers. It 10 just the thing for law
yers a. q ready reference book. Place
your orders 1t once, a. limited sup
ply only has been printed.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-05-07
FRIDAY, MAY Z.
TIE New Mexico gubernatorial APP
pointment still hangs fire.

ALL Indications point to very pros
porous year for New Mexico. Can't
come any too cnick, this prosperous year.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-05-07

fered it to anybody from Kansas. Kansas
City Star.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-05-07

THE SEVENTH Beet Sugar factory in the United
States was erected at Eddy, New Mexico, in 1885,
and made its first Campaign" beginning November
10TH 1885, and closing February 18th, 1897.
THE CONTENT OF SUGAR in the beet" of the crop
grown in the Eddy and Roswell sections of the val.
ley has proven to be more uniformly high than any
other part of the United States,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-05-07
FOR THE LADIES.
A PRETTY WRAP.

The influence of the comfortable cape
is shown in most of the dressy wraps of
the season. One rarely sees the cape
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-05-07
WITH THE PHOTOGRAPHERS,
should be More Careful,

should be More Careful.
A bear tried to hug Tennessee girl
and retired from the attempt with two
crushed ribs and fractured breast bone
cleveland Plain Dealer.
***
Not So W arm After All.
Mr.. Mason's well meant effort to put a
frecracker under the senate chair was
coldly received by that body.--Clevelan
Plain Dealer.
**x
Siill waiting.
Newspaper readers are patiently wait
ing for the United States senate to ex-
press its opinion of Senator Hoar. Chi.
cago Dispatch.
AK
The Appetite for BOOdljng Inns NO
Limits.
The scandal in the Delaware legislature
proves that the size of the state ia not al
ways propor'ionate to the appetite of the
boodlers who inhabit it.--Kansas City
Star.
n j.i
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-05-07

Notice is hereby given that orders given
by employees upon the NEW MEXICAN Printing
Co., will not be honored unless previously
endor sed by the business manager.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-05-07
Gone to the Bottom,

Inc naval commander rushed frantical-
y toward the drydock. "Great heayensl"
ne cried. 1.-THE newly completed war YES
sci has fallen overboard!''
He sobbed frenziedly. New York Press.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-05-07

pure aud simple but the examples much
betrimmed are strongly in evidence. The
fashionable examp Piles show an effort to
disguise the fact that the foundation is a
plain cape model. When not cut on the
lines of the Empire jacket, the new wraps
are formed of a V shaped piece on the
back and semi-6tted front.
The stylish little mantle is made of
black MORE, with trimmings of jet inser-
ton, in which some pink tinsel beads are
introduced, and the capes which fall over
the sleeves are covered with frills of GOT
fered lisse, with rows of jet insertion
glisteninR in between. full ruche of
black lisse goes around the neck, an6
some bows of black satin ribbon also ap.
pear on the cape.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-05-07
EULfNDA AND GEORGE.
The Porter Was Tickle, but His Honey's
Heart Was True.

VeUTS6 Is q II3tTl0SUITTV 0lefNJt q I UIIIIItH
car porter of magnificent manners, but
given to intervals of "ikkleness. l was
puzzling over this Sunday evening when
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-05-07
INSURANCE.
s. 3. LANYARD,

8. e. LANYARD,
Insurance Agent. Office: Griffin Building
Palace avenue. Represents the Equitable
Life, Pacific Mutual Accident, Royal Fire,
Phoenix Fire, Manchester Fire, Syea Fire,
London Lancashire Fire Association, New
York Underwriters Imperial, Lion, Provi-
dence, Washington Fire.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-05-07
A. RENEHAN.

Attorney at Law. Practices in all Territorial
Coiiections and tifls senrcSinr 0fica WIZ
B. A. Fiske, Spiegelberg Block, Santa Fe
New Mexico
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-05-07
81 TIE NEW MEXICAN PRINTING co.

r:S~ Entered as Second Glass matter at the
Santa Ee Post Office.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-05-07
Or From New Mexico.

The fact that the president is having
some trouble in disposing Of the Russian
mission goes to prove that he has not Of.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-05-07

1874 separate analysis chiefly carload lots showed AN
AVERAGE of 1901 per cent sugar in beet; 84.1 per
cent purity.
THIS REMARKABLE RESULT Yves accomplished by
raw farmers unacquanted with the culture of beet
root, on rev land and under very trying circum
stances, the factory not assured until May and
majority Of the acreage planted between JUNE
LIST AND AUGUST 10th.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-05-07

FORTUNATELY the land is blessed
with just the fertility to produce
high grade beets, and
MORE FORTUNATELY the Pecos
Irrigation and Improvement Co.
and the Roswell Land and Water
Co. have an irrigation system of
great magnitude, covering a vast
body of the BEST SUGAR BEET
lands on earth. The water is APP
piled to the crop WHEN NEED
ED.
THE SUN SHINES more hours in
the day and more days in the year
in Eddy and Chaves counties, New
Mexico, than in any other section
of the west.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1897-08-08

who had come down on "scursl9h ~ %"
the country to enjoy the sights In hicn-
mond. sat lazily around the Southern ue-
not waiting for their train to take .n'ih
back 10 "Melia Cote'ouse. me '",'"
was late in leaving, on account oil some ue
I,,, an the part of an incoming train.
,rbo "nervisions" which they had brought
10 last them for two days had been
eaten the first day, and they Were got
ting hungry. Getting up close to hear
what they had to talk about. and being
particularly anxious to know what they
thought of Richmond, l overheard the
following
Salie-"Ain't you hongryY
Maria-"Ya-as: dat ! is; Is dat nom
gr,, mos daidl An Of re Lawd will 1es
fergive for dis time you ohm see me on
ma mother scursion whilst l lives.
Sallie-"Now you talk'n you - tax
dat thing bout right; you sho' Is.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1897-08-08

NIaria-"Ef / had sup'n L eat, could
stan IT; but my money done gin out.
Sallie-"Well. Ria; spos'n you mad pieh-
~ a money: money 'nough to buy any
thing in dis worr you wanted, whag
would be de fus thing you'd buyF
uaria-"Lem'm me see, De ve'y fus thing
"a do would be TO git me great Dig.
rat 'possum. Den ia COOK I'm r'sn.
brown an slsh up some sweet taters an
,a,, ,em long side de possum. an bake
-, ,,id 40 'possum gravy. Den I'd mick
m Tra a a p pot O. strong corfy an, some oven ,
lid an umph, doan talk, gal bur
tes, watch me- Now. Sallie Is done
-! 10, ,'on What I would do ef | had de
money. tell me what would you doY'
saIIie her eyes rolling sideways at ne'
ooronanion in hunger)-G'way rom mere,
Ter Won ain left me nuthin' for "a
woosh for!' FO1h "i''---
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1897-08-08
LEFr 10 WOOSH FoR.'
The ,Possum with the sweet Potatoes was
SalIie'. Sentiments. Too.

SaIIie'- Sentiments. Too
II is a well-known fact that Win
rcgro no fruit can take the place OF
the "watermillion,' and when you coille
TO the substantials, no substitute hd9
c,er been found for the 'possum. From
-. srnrnemoriai song writers and story
tellers have been treating the public 10
accounts Of how the negro dotes on tni5
"varmint." both as a thing Of sport ana
food. H.. ,,.,
When I was a boy # would take me
q whole. winter TO catch 'possum enough
10 pay my debts to the old negro men
and women. to whom 1 had Proniien
them at the beginning Of the hunting
season.
A short time ago two negro women
The evening tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 189?-190?, 1897-07-21
Furnishing shopkeepcrs.

France knows how To- protect tho rights
Of her people. Anybody who doubts the
gcnuinoness Of an article Of food that no
has purchased from Partisan tradcsman
may take 10 to the municipal laboratory
for analysis. IL will cost him nothing to
havo 10 analyzcd and the fact determined
whether IL Is unadultcratcd or adultcratcd,
and II tho latter tho law deals with tho
offender without further action on tho
part of tho purchaser. The shopkccpcr is
liable to be- heavily fined and imprisoned,
and has To display conspicuously In his
shop window OF on his door for year n
large placard bearing the words, Con
victed Of Adulteration. Paris Letter.
The evening tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 189?-190?, 1897-07-21

Tho sweetest name I've ever known
Ii Mary.
Tho dearest girl. the ono I own,
Ii Mary.
When storms arc threat atoning fsrce and low,
When all IL dark and mad winds blow,
Ny only refuge hero below
IL Mary.
Who's always near me, though I'm wrongi
Ny Mary.
Who oheers mo ON with love and songf
Sweet Mary.
Who thinks I'm just ss pure ~ gold
And prsys I'll soon be Tin tho foldf"
Who never thinks I'm growing oidf
Ny Mary.
u blessing's due to ono ON earth,
It's Msry's.
u crown awaits cen the lowiisst birth
It's Msry's.
Through all her life tried and true,
Through all tho ye4rs she's boon true blue,
And fellow L. blest, think don't youi-
With sister like Mary.
John W. Kinsella In Observer.