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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-03-01
STEV EMS.

The festivities connected with the twenty-hfh
anniversary celebration were most successful and
the students again back to the regular routine
work In connection With the exercises the inst-
tute received two very handsome gifts one from
Mrs Martha g. Stevens. who presented plot OF
land opposite 10 The present buildings valued AT
$50 90. and the other from President Henry Nor
ton who gave lGGg shares OF Texas Pacific Rail
road stock Besides these. several OF the alumni
presented "A part all OF the apparatus they
sent 10 the exhibition toward a permanent exhibit
tlon which IS now nj good proportions, considering
the size of the present buildings
Alfred NJ Mayer. Pm. u. OF the Department OF
Physics. who has been !ll for the last six weeks
has sufficiently recovered TO be able to be out and
will sail FOR southern Italy next saturday where
he expects fully to regain his health lie VIII prob
ably return al commencement time.
The $. s. s. VIII hold one Of rs dances on Tues
day evening In the Stevens School Hall The
patroncsses are Mrs. Henry Morton. Mrs Richard
stevens Mrs. Thomas u. Stillman and Mrs. Albert
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EASSAR.

Poughkeepse. y, Feb. IS. Dr.. John c. Gr!ggs.
Of the Metropolitan School OF Music New-York.
gave lecture recital in the chapel Wednesday
afternoon on European Song from Schubert TO
Massenet." On Thursday Mrs. Harriet Stanton
Batch gave the second lecture OF her course on
THE Position Of the Housewife and Woman Wage
Garner II treated OF the subject in Colonial times
Miss Leach, professor of Greek, read a paper on
Greek Life from Greek Inscriptions" before the
Hellenic Society "Wednesday evening.
On Friday evening Professor +. w Warren. Of
Adelbert College. gave a lecture Victor Hugo as
poet OF the household. Miss Mcdowell of the
University of Chicago Settlement. addressed the
College Settlement Chapter and others interested
Saturday evening.
At the monthly meeting Of tho Y. W. G. A Sun
day evening address given by Mrs Lillian
W. Belts, of the editorial staff Of The Outlook
The library has recently had many gifts OF PAM
phlets and larger publications OF various historical
associations. These have come through members
Of the Nassar Alumnae Historical Association. who
have taken the collecting of such material under
their special care. They solicit the help OF any who
may be Interested in adding 10 such collection.
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hamilton y " Fob. %.--Dr Alexander NJ Be-
bee professor Of logic In the university de =, bi.
home. in Efoadsf.. on February o. Or Rebeo
was soNenty-six years old and had been connected
With the university for hfty-one years He vos
graduated In the class Of H. and since 1870 had
been teacher Of logic. carrying also much OF tho
time a department in the seminary Every alum
nus or IN" university and multitude Of Other
friends mourn with his bcreaved family and The col
i"ge AZ his death. memorial service will soon he
held. WIZ '''" W.
The Clarke oratorical prize contest was held on
FRIDAY righi, February %. The contestants were
LYON. r. g. Seymour and y D. Smith The com,
miitee or award consisting OF Dr. Terrell OF liam
Hon College. Or. Berry. Of tho sominarc and Pc
fCssor Sh.pardson. Of tho academy. gave the Prize
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-03-01

General Martin T. McMahon. 81. Judge OF Gen
eral Sessions, gave an interesting lecture las;
Thursday evening. in Armory Han on "Gettys-
burg" The lecture was illustrated with many
stereoptlcon Jews The hail was nlled TO It's Ut
and Bookmakng"
The Rev " G. Read AIullan s J.. vice. presi-
dent, has handed down the names Of the follownf,
speakers for Commencement Day: George V
Granger. q. ,yaedictoran John T. Delaney. -.
Their subject will he 'Conservatism.'
AT a meeting of 81 JOINS Debating Society. last
chosen for the next debate Resolved That the
unemployment Of prisoners is morally and phys
Peter Mcdonnell, '9S, and Bernard McEroy. 'ss
and on The negative side, Thomas f. Adams. 49,
The following officers Of the Particular sodanty
were elected last Wednesday: Pretfect John T.
49,; second assistant George V Granger. %; Sec
retary: J JON Ciany 9N treasqnrer AndreaS r.
Prant, =: and Waltz il Martin; q; eo,anselloTs.
Shields. 20, and James Mclaughlin, 'o'. William
j Brosnan. $. j.. is the director 49,. ,..,....
The following IL a summary or the indoor sports
which were held in the gymnasium last Thursday.
Twenty-yafd dash. for nOvices- I. ). Mccormick.
TS a. pSnnfan limit ' nx set9nqs
Quinlan 81; ?. Gerald Barry, '2N time. as sec
S"Gs H Barry SrSaa Mctormck So @d isanes
j feet iInches FsnGS 'K KecJ y r. y panie{y s
Standing broad jump J. v Dmleyy. IS; 2 r
J. Mccormick 20: 3 ". Kelley, 20; feet ) inches
I h05stq r: seconds s 2J m i PoS sSe@ IS
. " Evans 90: g. r. J. Mccormick 'c. { feet
~ nches hop SdeP aRd pmG j. od Dudley IVY,
3 inches. SN-hundred-yard run r j. Nc
Ls@shM 90? 6 z j. !! Pn"9 Rj.S: time ? S5 rr,..
Captain J. F.. Quinlan, ~; represented Fordham
at the annual meeting OF The Htercoegiatc Assc-
Fifth Avenue Hotel, on Saturday.
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COLUMBIA.

The Columbia University Debating Union mas
chosen for the debate with the Harvard Forum
the following subject: Resolved that the present
methods of electing United States Senator'S Is
preferable to election by popular vote. Inc Forum
has taken the affirmative side on Tuesday night
the trials for places in the two teams were he'u
before Judges Harry A. Cushing Arthur " Day
and Ralph C. Ringwalt on the first team, which
will argue Columbias side at the trial. they APP
pointed william b. Gunton. 81: Charles +. Whea-
ton a. and Clement l.. Sites Pol. Sc on the sec
ond team. they appointed Joseph NJ. proskaner, w.
80 Law; Charles A. Baker, 80, and VICTOR r. ar
mer 's9 law Next Saturday the judges Will select
from the six. the three who will represent columbia
Francis s Bangs; 49, Dr., William X , Orisj 81
by the Standing Committee Of the Alumni TO oe
directors of the Alumni Union. At meeting 81 am me
in ''t the place Of Mr. Taylor who resigned Mr
Bangs l. now aiding The crew IN every poss1 LII
probably 30 upon the waters OF the Harlem m anou.
a month, using the house o. the NQnparen ooSt
Club for A few weeks. While on the Harlem, mos.
of the work will be done by twos and fours. me ne
coaching being done from naphtha launch 9neredd
in launching the shells on the Hudson when the
wind was from the west. float will probably ne
il when the wind Is not favorable.
The seniors have appointed the following speakers
snal9n orator g j. whea$Sn , class s gay con- N
Babcock, W. y. Gunton. W S Edwards, J. y
Lyons: commencement committee; W. J. Clarke' y
selected by competition and the life president will
be elected the class dinner Theodore Roqseys,, ,
Beta Kappa on Tuesday evening. His subject is
academic and Practical Politics. .....o,,
game may be played on Columbia Oval hereafter.
The Union would arrange seating capacity o.
year agreement Last summer the grounds were
used by the Knickerbocker Athletic Club
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WHY THEY BREAK DOWN.
NOT ONLY ANIMALS. BUT MEN STRONG Oh
JECT LESSON.


JEcT LESSON.
He was splendid racer once. but is all orok0
down now" was the remark OF a gentleman VINO
saw a well-known horse hobbe by. The horse
has been overtaxed and broke down." The
man Of business strains his energies and breaks
down The wife, mother or working woman
goes beyond her strength and breaks down. The
world seems filed with broken down people ana
unfortunately, 1t generally seems 10 be their own
fault. When nature begins to give way, assist
her. Do 1t gently. and do 1t sensbly. Stimulate
her weakening powers with pure whiskey taken
as a medicine, and not as beverage. Nine
times ont of ten the breaking down will cease
and health win return.
II Is necessary. however. that only pure ana
medicinal whisxey be used. and doctors all agree
that Dufys Pure Malt Whiskey is the only pure
and reliable preparation i'm America IL mas the
Endorsement OF clergymen. owing to its great
medicinal qualities. 1t is used in hospitals, IN
cases Of fever and where a reliable stimulant ~
required. but its great power is In restoring the
broken down. building up the weak ana depin-
tated, and giving new life To the aged. do not
permit any dealer to sell you a worthless article.
claiming IL is as good Dutfy's which Is the
only medicinal whiskey before the public.
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T,ftIII1iIf.

South Bethlehem, Penn, Feb 2s-Thc funior
oratorical contest which continues to be the
chief attraction Of the Washington Birthday oxer-
d'es. took place rs usual IN the chapel on Monday
morning The 1rst prize was awarded 10 Louis
'hesten Stark"y. who had for mis- theme The Dis
advantage of Labor Unions to the Workinenoop
Of IN" United States" Tho second prize was
awarded 10 Basil George KcdibanoT and no third
"a David Hope 'hilds. The third lecture in the
University coursc delivered in the PHYSICAL
IabOfdt0ry on Thursday morning by Professor
Charles H. Mcmillan. OF Princeton University Ills
subject was, The Publication Of Nitrogenous
Matter Through Sterile Materials" An enthusastic
college meeting was held on Thursday noon I'm Tho
interests Of the baseball team. A fair sum was
realized from the meeting. The annual winter
meet WAS held in the gymnasium on SATURDAY and
two Of III" college records were beaten The I,gt
dance before the Lenfen season will be held AZ rho
Eagle Hotel on Tuesday evening. March Q
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SMITH

>.o-.t.r,o.oo Mass Fer. ?S--The wallace House
m saturday gave a dance in the gymnasium
Az Monday Was Washing;on's Birthday. the day
was So, aaa~t not only az holiday. but was $50
e.ob-a.cd hy special exercises. In the morning the
,,ro'a coleeo me-; in Assembly Hail. where services
a6aD,sd II ine day were held Professor Charles d
+I.zan OF the department % history, read a paper
q, some Ideals in American Democracy" As soon
as This was over the college went to tho gymnasium
,.bo~. mock oraiorical contest was held The fol-
neyi.ye Kn1pp 81 Elin Theodore Amcs. sN. Mar
raTct Ewing WILKINSON, @, and Harriet Perkins
,rla~ 'Ol The sub 'ccis were chosen from foIr de-
,3,+rn mss ot colcei3'. Work, anu were as follows:
Mo- OBJ Nc mods Of journalist fjltc!sm.' Hterat-
,ire. INTO How Short a Time Can Semi-Anrga. FIX
amin ,iofs Bp CompresSel To- ma hemlucs. "NUmcr-
icsl and graphical d. Ibut!. O! the Chaporon.'
economic and sociology, and a New Celestial,
PoGv" astr5nlmy The contestants showed powers
so nearly equal thar tbe judges-iAc conference
who represent the students hc.ore the faculty
WIN ;aka a year for Their decision and promise to
give II on February y, 1858 After the contest The
a grand march around the gymnasium OF the whole
UNDERGRADUATE body.
ON Wedr csday the Lawrence House gave the nay
allowed each campus house eve yalternae year. The
selection was Lord Lytton's Money" the principal.
mons parts being taken by Cora Waldo. 'eS; Gene
We've Knapp. o. ard Maudc Alh0t Jackson. 'sS;
while Myrtle LYDIA Kimball IS and Bertha Grams
ION 90 acted Tie chief wcmen's roles. Owing 10 he
Kindness Of Mr. Freer. Of Detroit. fire collection
~ Japancse art has been on exhibition at the col
lege arr gallery for the last fortnight. . b..
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SYRACUSE.

Syracuse. y Y Fen. 2s-Chancelor D. H. Day
was in Albany last week TO meet with the 'o"eEe
Councu OF which he is the chairman IN oraer u
formulate a protest against the hiI that II 10"
.e IN legislature 10 confer upon Professor
chase the head of the New-York Law School. the
mower TO confer the degree Of LII b. upon students
- his school after an examination given by his
faculty The faculty of the College OF LlneIai Hfts
..nd that Of the College Of Law of the University
have both sent in protests against the same nllI
aftor two weeks of illness Professor W. u W ara,
q ~ Fnglish literature department, IS again abe
10 resume his work. Meanwhile Professor {. no w;
chijsed 10 give up his work for few days on ac-
cn,nt Of an attack Of the same epidemic OF grip
Tbs Rank OF Syracuse has presented the de-
nartmenf of architecture with the plaster nloneIs
~ ali OF the exterior and OF some OF the interior
Inc now being instructed on East Genesee-st. The
models are al Of full size v. G. Stearns mas also
IL, mo I-niversitv some casts Of decorations TO
te ,sed in the construction OF his new residence
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AMHERST.

Amherst Mass Feb 2s.-The Laid prizes in ju-
Nor oraions awarded during the week won
by C. A. Strong Of Southampton. Mass. o. b. Loud,
Of weymouth Mass: W. l.. Walker Of Amherst
Mass. and G. S. Hager. Of South Deerfeld. Mass.
President Gates has announced that a new admls-
sion prize OF fun tuition for the four years course
has been given by young aumnus who refuses to
allow his name be made public. This is 10 be
awarded 10 the freshman who passes the best ex-
aminatoEs on entrance TO the college, and with the
Porter ADMISSION prize Of $50 already offered, will
amount 10 $3.50 20 the Disappeared student.
Manager Merrill Of The baseball team has an
rounced The schedule Of games for the season. Be
sides the week OF practice games with combina-
ton team al Amherst. there twenty games in
the schedule. of which eleven are 10 be PLAYED at
Amherst The championship games as follows:
May 9. Williams. al Amherst; Nay q and 22, Dart
town June and :. parfnouth AZ Hanover; June
49, William al Amherst; June q, Williams. at Will
Jamestown.
The Glee. Banjo and Mandolin clubs gave their
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-03-01
UNION.

Schenectady Feb. &.-Twice last week has the
Glee Club been before the residents OF Troy. on
Tuesday night a concert was given in the Univer-
sast Church and on Thursday night at the River
side Club The clubs have received unstinted
praise.
The following subjects have been posted for SEN
Tor essays: IAN Effective Reorganization Of the
Democratic Party IL Still Possible: THE Last
Twelve Years Have Seen an Improvement la Amer
lean Politics; THE Growth OF the Committee Sys-
TEN in Congress IL Unfortunate THE Main
Fault Of the American Is Indifference 10 Law and
TO the Violation OF Law THE State Is Not JUS
titled In Undertaking Anything that Can BE AIDE
quately Performed by Private Enterprise: Real
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UNIVERSITY OF ROCHESTER,

Rochester. y. Y. Feb 2S-Clarence 4. Austin A
member Of the class Of 20. Is in a serious condition
as result Of an attack upon him by sophomores
Whie on his way to attend the freshman hanouei q
week ago. An acute attack Of brain fever followed
ana II Is feared that his mind Is shattered Austin
H. hlheieen years old. and his home is I'm Marian
Hazing wa stopped by the students Assoclafior
anout four years a2o hut 1t has been revived bv The
The d Is = mdwnrer banquet which was IN
nave been held on Friday night. was p0s'pored an
guests 10 attend. '''
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Easton. Penn. Feb 2s-Professor Peck. the new
head OF the geological course. delivered an inter
csting lecture TO the students OH Thursday even
ing. The junior hop Tuesday evening was a
great success. and proved of the best of these
annual affairs yet held. W. r 1H, -. has been
chosen manager Of track athletics. and X. W.
Fuller '9g, assistan. MANAGE John u. Clarke has
been elected captain OF Lafayetes track teams for
this year The students held a massmeeting on
Saturday afternoon and adopted a constitution for
the Dramatic Association. The college Glee Club
made a great hit the meeting Of the Lehigh
Valley Musical Associations in Allentown early in
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r. Leeds The committee In charge are H. -
powers a. and r. o. Laqueer 49, s.u.,.
ON account Of the illness OF Dr. C1le% nave dev
cred will moi be given this year. In their place
President Morton has arranged for course H H
ures on "Finance" TO be delivered by a. 7; hunpn
reys and Alexander F. orr. president OF the |ha"'-
Der Of Commerce Of New-YOrk city. 49,, 49,, Ao,,
The musical clubs. which are CONSIDERED tne ~ y,i
that Stevens has produced In several years. VIZ
give their annual New-YOrk concert IN Narnes'o
Lyceum Tuesday, March g. . -, ..,o n ro
Professor and Mrs. Charles F. kroen gave ,s
cepton at their home I'm orange TO the senior c'''
on Saturday afternoon.
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pARNARD COLLEGE.

on THURSDAY evening Alpha Omicron III gave
rcception and cotlon AT the Berkeley Lyceum.
DR. BENJAMIN Duryea Woodward led the cotilon
with Miss Hubert The patronesses were Mrs.
Seth Low Mrs Abraham A. Anderson Mrs. Van
Wvck Brinckerhof and Miss Emily James Smith
The Beta Epsilon Chapter OF Kappa Kappa
Gamma held social meeting on Saturday after
noon The home Of Allss Anna II, II. Meyer.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-03-01

Correction OF Tendencies Toward the Fantas'c ana
Conventional"
Allan J. Dillingham;. 'sS has offered to tne mem.
her of the class OF 1900 showing the best ase,Ise
percentage If gain IN physical deVciopmeht "u' "s
The freshman year a prize Of s2o In gold o.,,
The following officers Of the ShakespeaaIe Iup
have been recently elected: President. Ira ioaing'
~: vice president. w. NJ. Swami. sS: secretary -
Hartnagic, rs; treasurer, r. D. MacMahon; 49, tx
erutive Committee-Darius l.. Wood. "; la Ho,,
ang. ~; T. Nelson. 49, II. ID. MacMahoh w. ana
&. French, 90
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EfalIRA.

Elmira. y. Y. Feb 2S-Thc sum OF ST. 40 has
been contributed by the citizens OF Emira and
by friends in the immediate vicinity toward the
endowment fund DR. Mackenzie is working tc Sc
cure Several small giIJs Tor various college our
poses have also been received during the week.
Mrs. OrVIe Leonard read an interesting paper
on "Ruskin" piano recital was given by Aiiss
Lena Broughton on Saturday evening assisted by
George Morgan Mcknight.
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smoker ut the Psi Epsilon Club house; ,.,A,
cantaIn yaw called out all the baseball candl
dates for regular work 'ast Friday a,srn ,eom ar
rived nj thar time and will have charge OF me
mon until the Boston team goes south apoat .a
good Rarring Tirrell and Beeman last yea ,
foam ia unbroken and there a dozen promising
candidates for their places.
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second concert Friday evening at Hadley. For a
practice concert IL unusually good although the
nnal programme for the Easter vacation trip Is not
decided upon as yet.
The Library Committee OF the college has voted TO
Professor Symngton. of the French department.
considerable sum Of money to he used in completing
SETS OF modern French authors for the library.
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WELLESLEY.

wellesley Mass Feb. "a Debate IN the sen
.,a Inon the Cuban Question was neid before d
,area audience last evening at an open mee''''e VI
the Asora Society. Miss Frances Kousiian.v e
,ooL tho MARI of president of the senate anu -ie'
,,.rv North that of secretary. Miss Helen . put
,rict as Cameron OF Pennsylvania, was 'he h'st
sneaker after the resolution was presented anu wa"
fo,oued by Professor Katharine Conan as hoar'
~ Massachusetts, Misses Julia Coiies, Nu'h .
Goodwin Martha Ciriswold. Carolyn l. Morse anu
Carrie Howell personated favoring or opposing sen
ators and the debate closed BY MISS Mary H.
Haskell as Mills of Texas.
Miss lane Adams. of Hull House. Chicago Visi'eo
,ha coueee again on Thursday afternoon ana mao
q racen,ion in the new students parlor fiom the
members Of the College Settlements Association
the Gee Club concert last Monday eNeHHs was
largely attended 90 .Ao sava,tv-6fth birth
dsv ~ Henry Fowler Durant. the founder OF th."
coHASe was made the occasion OF an dppIccIa' tn
o,Serjre A. The Eliot Cottage in the evening py
tnvitation of Dr. Emile J. Barker. MISS A"a -
ToWard Weresleys first president gave Hpi,iina
tng Ta noiniecences of Mr.. Durant. MRS fdulins
s erurant President Irvine ana many neihDei9 Vi
g. cnlIeee faculty were among the guests; NJ
' ,ba meeting of the Science CluD heid ~
az evsninE Associate Professor clara r. UNI
,ni1es gave a talk on Mushrooms, samples o.
II Fuller OF the Chemistry Department VIII give
nsner AT the next regular meeting OF tht 'a'.' -
Wednesday March a. has been nNeo , nio', ansu;nS
dats for closing the winter term ~ ehSStutn7
orino recess viii extend Tuesday. AprlI o. on.
tenement this year will fall on TUESDAY June L.
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EORDtIANI

Delegar Miss Ada Wesker Will give a talk on the
relations Of the Armenians and Turks
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Refined petroleum cueed $50 per gallon In tar
rels and $50 cents In bulk At New York, Philadelphia
prices being basis points lower Foreign quotations
were: London. 5g5'sd per imperial gallon. Antwerp -
francs per 100 kos and Bremen $50 marks per 90 kos
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THE PETROLEUM MARKET.

There change In the price Of petroleum AA
week The developments in the oil country were without
Stocks above ground however nued
crease.
The partial returns OF the pipe lines from February -
"a charters to the 2Ith Inclusive follows:
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1897-04-08
* hsss !. - q - an ~ ~ ----- NJ
U.MOROUS.

M tailor has promised to have nv
clothes done Tomorrow do you
think he'll give them to you on time ~
Oh, no; III have to pay cash. ~ onk-
| ers Statesman.
Not Half Bad. u ohnnie's Teacher
And now, Johnnie, tell me what the
| last commandment is. Johnnie Ga
street car tourist 9 Please don't
spit on the floor Cleveland Plain
Dealer. RI +.
| .,-Visitor-"I am grieved to learn of
your mistress illness. Nothing serious
no great cause for alarm, trust?''
The New French Maid-''No, monsieur,
nozzing beeg, nozzing grande. Some
thlng-what you call leetle, petite.
What zey call re leetle-small-small-
pox."-Tit-Bits. III ..a-....s."...
-"Old Shilark says he is the man
who started you on the road to fortune"
''The old villain tells the truth. All had
when was young man was 5O-acre
farm and he cheated me out of that.
Then had to come to town to get some
thing to do and got into business and
got rich."-Indianapolis Journal.
A Patron of the Divore Courts
did I understand you to say that you
are unmarried, madam? 2" asked the law
yer who was ross-examining a Chicago
woman. Il do not know what you I'M
derstood me to say" replied the wit
ness; "but that is what said. have
been unmarried four times.''-Pitts-
burgh Chronicle-Telegraph.
Young Writer Ito editor of Monthly
Review)--"If you think my article So
good, why don't you let me put my name
to it?" Editor Because nobody would
read it if did, Young Writer-''But
you had an article by the duke of Ditch
water in your last number, and you put
his name to it," Editor-"Exactly;b but
nobody would have read it if I hadn't"
-Pick-Me-Up.
An English lady, on visit to Scot
and, attended public worship in a par
ish church at no great distance from
Crathie. In the same pew were about
4 dozen persons-farmers, their wives,
and herdsmen. Shortly before the be-
ginning of the sermon, large snuff
null was passed to the occupants Of the
pew. Upon the lady visitor declining
10 take a pinch, nold man, who was
evidently a shepherd, whispered, in
very significant manner: 'Tak' the
sneeshin', mem; talk the sneeshin'. Ye
5inna ken our meenister: yell need it
sfore he's dune!"- -Tit-Bits.