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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-06-16
In the Sausage Shop.

Purchaser Crying to be funny)-Give
me some Of your best dog.
Enthusiastically. Here, Towserl
Ss-siok him New York Press
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-06-16

/ have mortgage on all the laws,
And, for my own purposes, fill them with
flaws.
have a bowie knife, keen and bright,
To carve my enemies, wrong or right
have pull with the daily press,
Though it's somewhat elastic ut times I
confess.
have pledge as light as bubble,
That bursting will never get me in trou'
bic.
have a bucket of oily lies
About appointments my voters so prize,
And get the prof.. of public loss
What do caro- If I'm called boss?
Truth.
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different.

Well, since the war is over, | suppose
Turkey is giving thanks.
Yes; and yet it isn't Thanksgiving
turkey.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-06-16
His Peculiar Advantages,

Roadside Pete-De trouble wild Weary Is
he hasn't got no idea Of time.
Wiggly Waggles-He ort ter have. He's
done enough of it!--Chicago Record.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-06-16

mailing orr. Address, Worlds Disper-
Street, Buffalo, N Y. A handsome cloth.
bound copy costs ten cents extra, thirty.
one cents i'll all.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-06-16

on wonen's physiology, and
many valuable suggestions
for home treatment. 1t has
over three hundred engrav-
ings and colored plates. It
is a complete storehouse of
practical wisdom. A strongly
paper-bound copy will be sent
absolutely free on receipt of
twenty-one cents in one-cert
etnt,1,nS To nav tliP cost of
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-06-16


A Deficient sum Total.
He--Olearly, we men have more finely
developed senses.
She Yes; but less sense.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-06-16
Holds the world'sErecord for
long distance fast running.

Write for information about the Burling
toms excursion rates to Eastern cities in
effect during the summer holidays.
Write also for particulars of special ar
rangements offered by the Burlington Route
for the N E. A. meeting in Milwaukee, July
9th to 9th-just about half rate for the round
trip.
The Burlington is the shortest and best line
to all points east-Omaha, Kansas City
PEORIA Chicago, st. Louis. Reclining chair
cars (seats free) superb sleepers a-la-carte
dinners-you pay only for what you order.
Tickets and timetables at all d. g. R. G.
and Col. Mid. ticket offices or by addressing
c. w vALLERY, General Agent,
1899 18th Street, Denver, Col.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-06-16

DR.. Pierce's great thousand page free
book, "The Peoples Common Sense Med
ical Advisern contains several chapters
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-01-08

What is meant by the familiar sug-
gestlon that Something mus; he done
for silver?" The treasury vaults stack
ed high with silver bear eloquent testl-
mony to something done for silver, but
much as that was Il did not satisfy the
producers of the white metal.
There is but one thing more that this
country can do for silver with due re-
gard TO all interests, and that it to try
to. bring about an international agree
ment, or to so into one, on a practical
basis.
II we were to listen 70 the free silver
men there would be nothing to do hui
read their st. Louis platform and plunge
in accordingly This the country ha:
said 1t will not do. Certainly the Re
publican party cannot be expected tc
do II.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-01-08


Our good friend the Register is hereby
Informed that 'the cause of the clouds
that are at present over hadowing the
nations prosperity" is the Wilson tarift
bill. The said clouds would be heavier
81 It were not that they are rifted by the
goodly promise of Republican tariff
law.
The election Of Mckinley inspired the
country with confidence in itself, but did
not repeal the Wilson law. II 1t could all
have been done with that one fine stroke
the business of the country would now
be on much better basis.
Not only could this not he, but after
the better tariff law comes we shall have
20 work OF surplus of imported goods,
and this too will have to be charged up
to the blind policy Of the party to which
the Register used to belong.
1t has been sorry business for the coun-
try, these four years Of Democratic as
cendancy. But this great country, now
that 1t Is headed in another direction,
can live down even that. Under favor
ing circumstances we have tremendous
recuperatlve power.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-01-08

Beyond question vast fortrnes were
made in the construction Of the Pacific
railroads, and by methods that would
not stand close scrutiny. It Is true also
that the roads have been run in the in
terest of a few men. who have prohted in
every conceivable way always at the
cost OF the companies.
Furthermore the government has been
treated badly, as though it were an I'm
pertinence on IT'S part to suggest that the
Pacific roads should make any effort to
live up to their agreement. To the gem
eraI public, which has not been in the
secret, it has always been a mystery
why the government permitted these
corporations to snap their fingers In its
face.
Now the time has come when some-
thing must be done. The question is
what to do. To foreclose the govern
ment lien wuu1d be to hand over to the
government the ownership and operating
of the properties. This is not desirable.
Some form of extension of the liability
seems to be the best way out of 1t for the
government.
Whether the pending bill is just the
right measure. we are not prepared to
say, but It is on the right line. There
lis, however, one feature of the bill that
requires amendment It is provided
that in the funding OF the debt the gov
ernment shall be paid per cent inter-
est. The government cannot borrow ut
that rate and should not lend at that
rate.
The interest charge should be at least
. per cent per annum. Principal and In
terest should be so cllnched that 1t will
be impossible to dodge the payment of
either.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-01-08

WASHINGTON, D. c.. Jan. THE
agricultural department has issued a
bulletin on the history. development
and present condition of the cheese in
dustry OF New York state. Under the
subject OF "The Future OF the American
Cheese Trade" some causes OF dis
couragement are noted, especially the
Canadian and Australian competition,
the immense quantities of filled cheese
manufactured and sold as "full-cream
cheese" and the effect OF the Paines
law, which forbids The saloons to offer
free lunches. and thus closes an annual
market for at least 100000 pounds OF
cheese.
And yet with all these discourage
ments the situation is far from being
devoid OF hopeful aspects. The Arst
and most obvious thing to be done Is to
make better cheese, cheese which, when
brought into competition with the for
eIgn, will POSSESS Just MS fine flavor
and juss as housekeeping qualities as
that product"
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-01-08

II is more than half a century dnce
Philadelphia has furnished Pennsylva-
MIA with United States senator Phil
adelphia has not lacked able men. but
her able men have lacked the following
90 put them forward.
Perhaps this Is because they nave not
been IN close enough touch with the par
~ organization. a Pennsylvania who
is not on the best terms with his party
organization has little chance OF coming
in for his pariy's honor7.
Mr. Pcnrose. who Is to succeed Senator
Cameron. Is an organization man as
well as a Philadelphlan and so he breaks
the long record OF discrimination against
that great city.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-01-08
s.nnlor snhIn,. Som Ln Tronhl..

SAN FRANCISCO. Jan. Hilary
sabIn, twenty-seven years old, was ar
rested yesterday afternoon by Police
man Galloway, while giving bayonet
exhibition In saloon on Howard
street. At the city prison, he admit
ted he was deserter from the United
States army having left Jefferson Bar
racks. ST. Louis! six years ago, He was
booked as deserteT. and later In the
day was delivered up to the army off,
GERS at The preside. Sabin says that
he IS the son Of Dwight VI. Snbin. for
merly United States senator from Min
nesota, that his brother Albert r. Sa-
bin. he claims. Is manager OF the Mex
lean Central railroad
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-01-08
PRESS COMMENTS.


Chicago Tribune: Man is the slave Of
his heredlty, the prisoner OF his en-
vIronments. The annual consumption
OF alcohol in this country amounts to 81
200, 600, 900: Of cigars and tobacco IN other
forms, 5000 100000; a total Of $780,
10000 There are 1000 saloons In Chi
cnGo Averaging their receipts mt $1,000
each. shows a total OF SCI, 100000, Us per
cent Of which Is paid by those who toll
with their hands. The wage workers
spend about $500. 900 900 n year on in
toxicating liquors, and 000OO,0OO on
nicotine This deadly drain on earn
ings ls only part OF the harm done, The
rest consists OF moral deterioration,
physical and mental deEeneracy, fault
finding. discomfort. destruction Of indus
trious ncllnatlons, and general good
for-nothlngncsg
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-01-08

Chicago furnishes a ludicroua Gaze of a
foiled effort to get ont of the world in a
hurry. A young tailor out of work
jumped in the lake TO end all, He hap
pened to 81 in where the water was not
very deep and a policeman spled him.
The man of the club drew his revolver
and threatened to fire If the young fellow
did not come out OF that. He begged
plteousIy not to be shot and hurried out
of the water. He wished to die, but in
his own way. y watery grave was just
to his liking. but as between life and a
plStol-shot death, he had his very de-
clded preference.
An which illustrates once more that
there is no accounting for taste; also that
the operations of the human mind are
past finding out.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-01-08
OIL Portrait OF American FilhO,.

The land animals, insects and flowers
of America have been very generally
studied by specialists and painted from
life, ever since the days of Audubon,
whose arduous field work and portrait
ture in colors of our native birds have
made the publication OF his great work
on ORTHODOXY an epoch In the litera-
ture of the Natural History OF North
America but the fish fauna OF our
waters have been neglected In respect
to their portraiture in colors, although
our knowledge Of fish life has made
rapid progress through the work OF the
United States Fish Commission, APP
pointed in 1870, and the efforts OF a
number of state commissions, since
THAT year, but no systemlzed collection
of our native fishes in their life color
ntion has ever been made until Mr..
William C. Harris, editor OF The
American Angler, New York. under
took the difficult work Of painting them
from life at the moment they were Ia
ken alive from the water. In this great
task he has 'been engaged for nearly
fifteen years, and has just returned,
with his artist, from an extended tour
Of over five months on the Pacif slope,
where he obtained portraits from life
of the salmons OF Puget Sound, those
of the mountains of Idaho; the salt
water fishes of the California coast, and
the trouts OF the Sierra Nevadas, in
Guiding the Enuch-talked about golden
trout Of the Mount Whitney waters.
This recent tour for disappointing pur-
poses completed the series of eighty
portraits OF the typical fishes OF Amer
lean waters. that being the number
which Mr. Harris proposed 90 paint.
These portraits are now on free eXhi-
billion ut 1898 West Forty-second
street, New York City.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-01-08
An Errinu womnn,s Aamon,tsOn.


The princess Chimay did an ugly thing
when she ran away from her husband
and became the consort of Hungarian
gypsy musician. Her husband may not
he an admirable man, and life with him
may have been far from pleasant. and
yet there is no palliatlon for the thing
she has done.
The princess, who was Miss Ward, OF
Detroit, issues an address to her coun-
tpywomen In the United States, espec-
tally to those who are the spoiled chill
dren of fortune" warning them against
European marriages. She tells them
that happiness rarely results from these
alliances, and she trusts that they may
profit by her fate.
Miss Ward was a Spoiled child of for
tune" Her father was a millionaire. A
title in the family seems TO have been
desired and there was ready willing
ness to pay good price for one. The
American woman thinks the price was
entirely too high and regrets the trans
action. The admonitlon is well meant,
but 1t will fall on deaf ears.
The next American heiress who has a
chance to buy title will not be dis
suaded by any secondhand experience.
She will prefer to buy her own expert
ence along with her title. and 1t will moi
occur to her that there is anything vul-
gar in the transaction.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-01-08

Lady Scott, the woman who accused
her son-ln-iaw. Lord Russell, Of prno-
,lres TOO foul to name. conressca herself
u purIurer and pleads guilty Of the
charge of libel She had not much char
meter 10 lose. but certainly she has none
1efl after this admission. She not only
periurcd herself IN ruin n mans reputa-
lion. but abe entered into hidcnn7 con-
aplracy to destroy whatever good name
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-01-08

Hartford courqnt: A fine example of
enlightened public spirit and local pa
triotism is offered by the Baltimore
merchants. They have subscribed the
sum OF $2S9,5O for the John Hopkins
University 10 tide 1t over financial diff
culties due to the universities invested
Interests in the Baltimore & Ohio road.
Such action IS a substantial indication
Of the value set upon the influence of
the university In the life Of the southern
city by its practical business men.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-01-08
ghIDBounties,

New York Advertiser: 1t is the firm
belief of the Morning Advertiser that,
with all procurable information in It's
possession and acting impartlally for
the best interests OF the whole coun-
try, Congress will find In direct bountles
the speediest restorative for the weak
ened and still declining shipping indus
try. This is the policy that has built
up the commerce OF our most powerful
ocean rival, and 1t is surely time for US
to begin to fight our competitors with
their own weapons.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-01-08

The wool men make out a strong case
for protection TO their products. Indeed
II there be no justification for duty on
wool We may az well make haste to re-
duce our tariff schedules to the sweet
simplicity of the British, put duties on a
few.articles for revenue only. and let 1t
so at that
II from the close of the civil war until
now we had had without break protec-
tive duties on wool, by this time this
country would have been producing wool
enough to supply its needs. To this
point the national ambition should as
plre, refusing to stop short of an achieve
ment 50 important from the point of view
OF national economy,
We can grow wool in this country. but
we do not and shall not grow It in sufIi-
Client quantity on the dead level of COM
petition with the wool of the rest OF the
world. This is forbidden by our high
priced land and labor.
AZ It was certain that the Democrats
would put wool on the free list, so it is
certain that the Republicans will restore
It to the dutiable list II they can pass a
tariff bill at all.
The situation holds out this encourage
ment to wool growers and TO the country,
which cannot afford to depend on for
eign lands for its wool supply
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-01-08
AI,ornI To.ue.

Baltimore News: A subscription is
being taken up at Annapolis for a me
nento TO be presented the gunboat An
napolls. Local opinion appears to be
divided between punch bowl and IL
brary. but lnasmuch as the government
viii supply reading matter, one Of the
Annapolis papers thinks a punch bowl
would be more suitable gift. AS the
Eunboat will probably be stationed at
the naval academy as practice cruiser
the Annapolltans expect TO see that the
punch bowl is kept In active use.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-01-08

Cincinnati COMMUNICATIONS: Will
lam AIoKinIey's greatest ambition as
President OF the United States VIII be
to advance, by every means In his pow
er. the welfare of the Union. as his
whole record warrants the emphatic
statement that he believes one OF the
best methods of realizing Lincolns
ideal government ''of the people, 6y the
people. for the people," is by giving to
the people, through the aid OF the ctEil
service law, the most efficient admin
istrauon of their AFFAIRS possible to OBJ
tain
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-01-08

placing for vast amounts OF steel rails
and other equipments. They are an
almost infailible sign OF business re-
yiyai and better times. The movement
and tendency OF trade interests are
atudied by nobody more carefully than
by the managers OF the great railway
companies, and when these latter begin
to enlarge and strengthen their facilities
for transportation It is always because
they believe in the. near approach OF
in creased business activity.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-01-08
Rh.nmntl.m cured In a Day.

mystic Cure" for rheumatism and
Nuralgla radically cures In one to three
dnys. Its action upon the system is re-
markable and mysterious. II removes
nj once the cause and the disease imme-
diateiy disappears The hrst dose great
ly benefits,
r. Il. Anthony, X-postm0ster OF
Promise City. Iowa, says: II bought one
bottle OF Mystic Cure for rheumatism,
and two doses OF It did me more good
than any medicine ever took.
Sold by Il. H. List 1910 Main street,
Charles Mcnkemellor corner Market
and Twcnty-second streets. druggists,
Wheeling,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-01-08

Spccia! Dispatch to tho Intellgencer.
y WESTON, w. Va, Jan THE CON
test cases for county clerk and prose-
cutting attorney respectively. were
brought up to-day and notices OF con-
test dockcted The cases now stand on
exceptions and counter exceptions ia
ken TO notices OF contest The taking OF
evidence viii not be reached before
Monday next.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-01-08

Syracuse Post; There Is a dIscIplln-
airy advantage In the study OF Greek
and Latin that cannot be obtained by
any of the substitutes Of the so-cnllcd
new education. The fact that the de-
gree Of 4. II. cnrrics with 1t prestige
and a suggestion OF higher scholarship
than the degree Of Bachelor Of Science
OF Bachelor Of Philosophy is shown by
this attempt TO appropriate II TO other
coliros than the classical. The degree
win losc It's prestige and It's Significance
" II IA TO he indlfcrently bestowed upon
those who pursue any academic course
Of study,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-01-08

II the sultan of Turkey were to tire OF
hearing suggestions from the powers
and turn on them with a suggestion tina;
they go about their business and let him
alone-what would the powers do then,
poor things? Such a suggestion would
serve them just right. since they have
not the nerve to come down on the foxy
follow md give him to know his place.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-01-08

Somewhere in the world there may
have been a finer winter day Than yes
terday. but up to the hour of going to
press the fact was not reported. What
can outshine the glory of a golden win
to-, fav2
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-01-08

THE length OF life may be Increased
by lessening its dangers. The major
Ry OF people die from lung troubles.
These may be averted by promptly us
ing One Minute Cough Cure. Charles
r.. Goethe, corner Twelfth and Market
streets: Bowie & Co., Bridgeport; Pea
body &. Son, Benwood.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-01-08

New York Tribune: The Dominion OF
Canada need not wonder that its popu-
lation docs not increase with wished
for rapidity, when It is possible for &C.
clesiastics at one blow to destroy a
newspaper for saying that In AFFAIRS OF
state the state is supreme and not sub
ject to the church.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-01-08

Disease is to establish health. Pure.
rich blood means good health. Hoods
Sarsaparilla is the One True Blood
Purifier. 1t tones up the whole system,
gives appetite and strength and causes
weakness, nervousness and palm TO
disappear. No other medicine has such
a record of wonderful cures as Hoods
Sarsnnnrllln
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-01-08

THE old lady was right when she
said the child might die II they waited
for the doctor. She saved the little ones
life with few doses OF one Minute
Cough Cure. She had used II for Group
before. Charles r. Goethe. corner
Twelfth and Market streets; Bowie d
Co. Bridgeport: Peabody & Son. Ben
wood
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-01-08

By using 1.-THE New Great South Amerl-
can Kidney Cure" This new remedy
is great surprise on account OF lta ex-
eeeding premptness In relieving pain In
the Kidneys, Bladder and Back In male
ar female II relieves retention OF
water and pain In passing It almost I'm
medlatcIy: Save yourselves by using
this marvellous cure. ltg use win pre-
vent fntnl consequences In almost all
cases by ia great Alternative and heal
ing powers. Sold by r. IL. List, drug
glst, wheeling. W. Va.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-01-08

he had. Probably the whole ugly story
will now come out In difference TO the
fitness of things Lady Scott who has
shown herself no lady, should drop her
title
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-01-08

Mr.. Springer, our vice consul in Ha-
vana, declines to discuss the subject Of
weyler's popularity In Havana. because
he Is going back there again" When
he gets back weyler may hamstrins
him for refusing an opportunity to say
that welyer is wildly popular all over
Cuba.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-01-08

New York Mail md Exprcss' Nobody
ran mistake thr meaning nj ihc orders
which the great railroad companies are
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-01-08

HOODS PILLS are the best after
dinner pill: assist digestion, prevent
consultation. 25c.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-01-08

Mr.. Bryan says the free silver cause
must have money. Wen, why not plunge
into the free coinage Of wind
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-01-08

Altgeld was not reelected governor OF
Illinois, but he is master of the Bryan
machine in the state. That Is just the
kind of machine for him to run.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-01-08

1t is discovered TINT Senator Allison
has and has not been offered place in
the cabinet This is fine way to hold
the balances even and to prevent heart
aches.