New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-11-26
THE Talk or THE DAY.

According 10 Science" T.. L. Howell. OF Wash
ington has received from the United States Gov
ornnent Board OF Control an order TO construct
n relief map OF the Yellowstone National Park Tor
exhibition at the coming exposition at Omaha
The scale will be one inch to the mile. and there
Will be no vertical exaggeraton'
rust like Them.-"Oh Clarence" exclaimed Mrs
NcI{rlde as her brother entered the house, "oaoys
emf n TOOTH" "Why do you let her play win
knives?" asked the bachelor brother.-(bos'oh
Traveller.
AZ tho recent banquet OF the New-Haven
Chamber OF Commerce. Governor Cooke denied
the old story that Connecticut once HOODED the
market with wooden nutmegs. III we are not
mistaken" says 1.-THE New-liaven Register inns
is the first time any official attempt mas Deeh lauc
to relieve the State OF this undesirable reputation
and II IL IS properly followed up Will doubtless as
sumo the proportions OF public service We must
confess that until now We had never regarded the
tradition other than fiction Tho humor OF II
has appealed 10 US, and as we have imagined our
ancestors busily employed throughout the day
fashoning out OF the hearts OF old oaks counterfeit
nutmegs Il has seemed that their hard, severe life
must have hal r lot OF unsupported humor In H.
Highly ACKNOWLEDGEMENT wonder why they
always represent Cupid with culver? :. $500.
had more clothes than Ouplu thiS hhu VI
weathcr.-(Cncinnati Enquirer.
The Regents OF the University OF tho State Of
!
compilation OF all the laws, ordinances ana bylaws
| nertoining TO the higher education in this state.
! II includes not only the University law Dut also
| the educational articles from the Constitution anu
the various statutes governing professional educa-
lion and licenses to practise and other allied mat
ters Its practical utility ~ greatly Increased by
many annotations and cross references, ana by a
| full index so that every lawyer or school officer
will find II Indispensable when considering any or
the large class OF questions covered II IS oelng
sent 10 every institution In the University tree but
LAWYERS or others Interested may obtain copies from
the Regents office post free AZ the nominal price
/ OF Il cents for the los pages.
r,,rst Mother-Dont you find II great relief to
! ,ava tho children at school again.
/ Second Mother-Well. II would be II they didn't
! leaTn so many new questions to ask Gid Bl.9
rb. Long Island Sound Goldfish occasionally dis
pIays signs of dietary freedom not common to Its
! LInd and not long ago n womans gold watch was
/ found inside OF one of them. Later one was caught
containing a silver garter buckle and plain gold
ring with tho inscription. tx. II. TO b. E" en-
craved on the inside. its captor still exhibiting the
articles In testimony OF the truth OF his surprising
tale IL the fish had been as large as the story II
might be surmlsed that the wearers or the trinkets
! had shared the fate OF Jonah, that the waning
faith In that prophet OF old and his experience
might DO refreshed, and that only the insoluble
portions OF her person or panoply remained bu'
tho size OF even the largest goldfish recorded forolds
! this theory and how this particular one managed
"a nick M these particular ornaments must forever
remain o mystery. Poycrates's ring and fish be-
| long TO legend. These. unless the fisherman lies
which is always possible. belong to history. which
may suitably occupy Itself In tracing the Identity
OF the leg and finger TO which they by right o.
I ownership appertained.
Coke-So you think that Benson Is no lawyer
Ilttleton-I know he Isn't
Coke-But why? -, =. ~ .,
| Littleton-Dibbard came In and SAID II was ram
inc and asked for an umbrella Well sir, Benson
did not ask for Dlbbard's authorities on the mrs
point, and moved No stsy o. pEoSesoinss IA rssa''
10 the httsr, CBoston TrsnscrpI