The Hocking sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1871-1906, 1897-04-22
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| The Mississippi is still making bad
breaks.-Baltimore American.
Baseball crockery comes too high. MI
merous $4,000 pitchers have been brok-
en.-New Orleans Picayune.
| Hon. Matt Quay's enemies are begin
ming to fear that he carries night key to
the White Washington Post.
With a tariff and treaty on hand, the
Senate can complain of no lack of mate
rial for Washington Star.
There is one commendable feature of
| the Congressional Record 1t doesn't run
| Il poster poetry department.-Was ashington
Post.
In telling Charlemagne Tower, Jr., TO
go to Austria President Mckinley does
not exactly tell Col. Fred Grant to so to
blazes.-Boston Globe.
The dog has been taken out of the front
yard, so that whenever Prosperity~ feels
like dropping in she will not be ntimidat-
ed.-Kansas City Times.
In the spring fiercer hunger grows upon
the pantry mouse. In the spring the shud-
dering fancy turns to thoughts of clean
ing bouse.-New York Press.
Mr.. Moody's arrival in Chicago was
very timely. He found four candidates
for Mayor inquiring what they should do
TO be saved.-Detroit Free Press.
DR.. Swallow. the editor of a Methodist
journal. has been convicted of libeling a
Pennsylvania politician. This seems al
most ncredible.-I,ichmond Times
The waste of time caused By the cleo
ton of Senators by the Legislature is one
excellent reason for electing them by
popular vote.-Louisville Commercial.
Some scientific sharp says that thirst
is merely n lesion of the temperosphenoi-
dial lobe of the brain" But what is good
for that disense?-Chicago Times Herald.
Mrs. Christopher Bettarle has sustained
the reputation of her sex for markswom-
anship. She aimed a revolver at a dog
and shot her husband.-Chicago Journal.
A dispatch from ST. Louis says that Col.
Phoebe Cousins has dug up the hatchet
and gone upon the warpath. We advise
arbitration right away.-Chicago Times
Herald.
There is a big pile of money coming in
through the custom houses in these days
and there is big hole in the treasury into
which it readily sinks out of sight.-Provi-
dence Journal.
The women are going to hold a health
congress in Philadelphia pretty soon.
There will be rush of business for the
Philadelphia doctors while it lasts
Cleveland Leader.
1t is surprising that so many men who
missed hearing their country's S c;kl to arms
have no difficulty in hearing anything that
can be construed as a call to office-San
Francisco Examiner.
Some men seem to ask for office under
a new administration not so much because
they want the job as because they think
it would be violation of party ethics not
to ask.-Chicago Record.
Texas is to buy battlefield. From
many reports we had never supposed that
Texas needed such place. ANY old place
has usually been considered a battlefield
in Texas.-St. Louis Star.
The New Jersey man who died at the
age of 10J this week did not marry until
he was 10. But some people do not cut
their wisdom teeth until long after that
time.-Baltimore American.
Tesla says that n person who sleeps
nine hours day ought to live a hundred
years If this is true, Philadelphians
ought to keep alive for all eternity
York Commercial Advertiser.
South Dakota's erring State Treasurer
William w. Taylor. was released from the
after an Imprisonment of one
year and half Good behavior reduced |
his two years sentence some six months. |
The Government shows considerable |
diplomacy in sending the warship Phila |
delphia to Hawaii owing to threatened |
trouble. The very name of. Philadelphia |
ought 10 restore quiet.-Chicago Tribune. |
1t may be that the baggage smasher's"
prejudice against the bicycle is that while |
he can always throw Il trunk, the bicycle |
is more likely 10 throw him. 1t is, in fact,
a rival of his in throwing things with re-
sults.-Montreal Star.
There is not much alarm over the infor-
nation that drinking milk causes bald
ness. So much of our milk is rendered
harmless by mixture with wafer that not
a hair in our heads is injured.-St. Louis
Post-Dispatch.