The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1897-12-19

W eeSs me ehV ~
her. and the bullet lodged among the stays. Now
will you men stop talking about the correct being dan
Eerousp"
"Oh, pshaw,' replied MI. Parker THAT'S only one
case In ten thousand. I heard OF . woman whose
corset stopped . bullet q Few days ago. Out 10 didn't
save her life, just the same"
"John r. exclaimed Mrs. Parker. don't no. Just TO
carry your point How could such q thing Be poe
"why, easy enough. The trouble wss that the cor
set stopped the bullet on the wrong side OF the wo-
man. -
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Sun or the Same Opinion.
From BROOKLYN LtSs.
v.rr .,t,,- - r,sr. r.w go SU''ona.n. Sno sslLs
blbCk0uBtOln "nbt mbQo MIN 10 tlOuRnyful.
MADAM" no replied, "I am wondering how 4, 4,
you can mako the piano talk 90 divinoly and yours.lf
% foolishly."
"Ah. we'll" retorted Mrs. II, "you sse thu
piano knova n has ma To isten n n. vber,,. = ~
I have only you to listen to me, which makes the ar.
ference"
"I pray you,- said the proso,eor. .plny nr,,p- =
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Two Successful Brothers.
Eror, the Chicago Dudy Trtbuna,
"Ever hear of John Bilingspoyp Great student q,
collere. Worked hard. Graduntsd a. tb. h..d ~ IA.
olass. Finest Latin scholar the institution ever turned
ont, Well. he's ~profeusor in tho coI,... MOI .,d
getting along splendidiy. Has o. 800 Q year"
Never heard of him before. wha. of him '
nor.. ioorsv p,i,,n,,hov ~ -.,.h. 90 a.Dss."s.
makes 91oo Q day."
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a Rural Episode.
Fhou the Nrdtano,ort, yo,,-u,,
.when I was q little boy on tho farm. ~ ..,a N.
cheerful idiot, "the old family horne. ,h,oh ~.
riding at the time, lost his head and ran avan 4
what did vou SoS " .sS,a ~. ,,n,,...-
boarder.
"oave him his head. Of course"
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In the Musean-
Nom ehs chtoaoo Ne,,a
aeomebodv bsa av,n.6 NV noor.tho.S - ,.e.n.
isRiess wonder che other Afternoon.
"You.r. .Ivava r,ohtn, ANN, .o,.,,,,.
eh,rg >,
"Ihardly know who 70 suspsot. but ~, rot nv
eyo on the armiess man. Hes a oleiehhof.hand ~
former, you know"
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Simple nnouEh.
Fros sAs Endtanapolts journal
n.".h.n =. ~" sno.sn :" NY sunoay
the right way,
Potts-I prsauma you have n aohema ,Ir.,Av r.~
footed.
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side entrance and keen the front rata oloasd-
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man nreaent vbs, ons on,cr.v,,t.d -s--N
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horr,bI. ,at.
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The Fair ana the Rrava.
y,om the Bo.ton Tra,.uu
30. after tney had fought for her she married the
"Yes, shs re,,onsd ,hs,
man who could thrash him must n. hr~-s, 80.
man Who fopob. a man h. oor,d 49, nAn@
Aiatress-AAry. you didn't half dust tho front
.ooM. va more JUST now and could write my
name on tho mAnteipiece.
Domesuo-An' men, what . thing 10 do b 10 have
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q feller g,tt,n, ANN 70, son A'''" As'ory pous
Weary watkins-You don't saw, Tia, thin. =, 81.
forchins We otto have at tina, ratei