The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1897-03-14
COMEDY UP IN THE AIR.
FTyNY HAPPENINGS on STATIONS
or THE ELUTaTED RAILROADS.
Experiences OF Ticket sellers with Queer Pas
senEers who Arc Drunk or sober or Cranky
--Momcn'- Difficulties with Chnngc-Re-
port- Made or All unusual Occurrences.

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.rd ,icks, cbopncrs Of the Man haitian rIcva,el
p,irood IA .x,c,,v g,v hr, ,b.sa ma, hova
.uo y, ,bs ~, n-c., ovnerisr n oo,,o This
.o, y. a sprnrisc IN s,u,c ,eop,o bscausa as n
rule tina ticket agents and patemen are rather
,,o,ii Io,ting Tho rond earrics nearly ZOO
ooo ro..,,or.' d,iiv aud 1. , natural conss.
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"A mos, NJ than after n a. mo,, b., service.
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n,rJo,v 70 buv a ,icke, or atom. Tor ano,b,r
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r,,,1,,v ,hnt nassenccrs can read m. theatrical
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,,',sr o- rbopn.r ~ mn elevated railroad IN
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= and cbo,ncr, around ,h... par,s s,v that
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nae ,roph,. ,h,p, hang. than o,v,hino .,ss.
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nod ond a .miIo ,or ali IN. r.,r,,r mas.
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6, cold niece. ,Sked IN. n ,icre,. ia ms,
changed II $40 hin and me for 81 nn1.had
ro,hIn- I'm, nick.ls lines. and Aftecn non.
MES. whic, I offered no.. she h,sI,,tsd and
handel ". to,r p,.ulc, aud , onc.o.nt most.
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IN. ,rrl.v nj v..I.b and Az, .,ir orr. .yor
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hFe u mean o"l FRANK ihen l 'ooN h'wh NY
scales fer weighing coin, and She snid: What
mr., vop po,ry IN do v,,yh tb, ,old nIa,e,
49,. ~ '""' 80
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AMI flew do rn tho steps rs II n mad dog wa
ns.er lc- Nay I'm ,nt savinyn c,cn, d.al
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hO'ut thai 'oNl' put l m thinking n 20 N"r.
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IN, Inp,h .,rc,, s,a,lon nm m, suburban e
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'pohe up n rather emery man lou pcopIe
WHO think thnt all the sport ~ in the Tender.
loi, ara ,iyh,uv n,ta,,r,, IT,. suburh,,
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enough. Ono night pretty late three IN
came M, ON On no m IA. ,ict., ,yipdov and
hanuri m" n tN"htv"Iolar blll. ! toId MIN
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