St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1897-02-19
This and That.

"WhGt small mind Mrs. Venlynne
has NATURALLY. She has given her
husband so many pieces oft. - Tit Bits
A weed in the garden can be easily de-
stroyed when it first starts. Consump
ton can be nipped in the bud by One
Minute Cough Cure. Boynton & East
man.
A Question OF Qualty.-"You will get
over it. 1t was only your puppy love. >"
"Oh, but he was such nice puppy -
life.
Hoods Pills cure liver ills, billousness,
Indigestion, headache A pleasant laxa-
tive. All druggists.
Does your wife enjoy the whist club r"
Cant say,-but do; she comes home
so used up she doesn't say word."-
EChicago Record.
Soothing for burns, scalds, chapped
hands and lips Healing Tor cuts and
sores. Instant relief for piles, stops pain
at once. These are the virtues OF De-
Wits Witch Hazel Salve. Boynton &
Eastman.
Zone of your wife's lungs is gone, my
dear sir" That doesn't do me any
good, doctor the one she has lett is a
star."-[Truth.
A torpid liver means bad complexion,
bad breath indigestion and frequent
headaches. To advoid such companions
take DeWitt's Little Early Risers, the
famous little pills. Boyuton & Eastman.
She-"I don't think you were really
anxious to hear me sing" He Earnestly
--"Indeed was. had never heard you
before. = Puck.
Lost-A dear little child who made
home happy by its smiles. And to think,
it might have been saved had the parents
only kept i'll the house One Minute Cough
Cure, the infallible remedy for Group.
Boynton & Eastman.
Isaacs-"You believe in dot irtecn
suberstition :" Cohen well, only
know dot der trteent' time tail mad
der poorest resuId OF der whole lot. -
PUCK.
All the different lorms Of skin troubles,
from chapped hands to eczema and indo-
lent ulcers can be readily cured by De-
Wits Witch Hazel Salve, the great pile
cure. Boynton & Eastman.
Teacher-"Now, here is an example in
mental arithmetic: How old would a
person be who WAS born in 1868 ?"
Tommy" Please, mum, was it a man or
a woman ?''-[ Tit-Bits.
Minutes seem like hours when life is
at stake. Group gives no time to send
tor DOCTOR delay may mean death. One
Minute Cough Cure gives instant relief
and insures recovery. The only harm
less remedy that produces immediate re-
suits. Boynton & Eastman.
He-"Have you heard my new song,
The Proposal ?" "No-what key is
it written in ," "Be mine-er Il will
And now you can transpose it to the key
of "A fiat. - Lie.
Constipation in its worst forms, dys'
pepsia, sick headache, billiousness and
arrangement of the liver are readily cured
by DeWitt's Little Early Risers. The little
pills never grippe Small pill, safe pill
best pill. Boynton & Eastman.
Some one asked Max Nordau to define
the difference between genius and insan
ity; "Well," said the author OF Degen
Grafton 1.-THE lunatic is, at least, sure o
his board and clothes"
Chicora, Pa, Herald ~ Richard Vense
reports One Minute Cough Cure the
greatest success OF medcal science. He tolC
us it cured his whole family OF terrible
coughs and colds, after all other so called
cures had failed entirely. Mr.. Vense
said it assisted his children through {
very bad siege of measles. One Minute
Cough Cure makes expectoration very
easy and rapid. Boynton & Eastman.
ut is certainly wonderful how mucl
science can do for us. "''Yes; Mrs Front
row has learned to hypnotic her baby
and she didn't miss club-meeting thu
whole week. "-Cleveland Record.