The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1897-08-06
Editorial and Otherwise.

They say she csme "on purpose"
!. Ugly people are generally good natured.
No man of much brains ever gets the obj
head"
A rich woman is a crown Of glory to he
dressmaker.
There is a moral in great many things thai
are immoral.
The darky and the watermelon are two soul
with but a single thought.
II is now hnted that O,hello killed Desde
moua because she snored.
If the cucumber would only act as nicely a,
it tastes, all would be well.
A bullet proof burglar has not as yet beer
invented. Remember this.
Don't you wish you c''nid trade places viii
the water cooler for little while?
"All the worlds a stage" and there's NOR,
tragedy than comedy played on it.
True greatness is never preteniious; il il
only littleness that seems to b. great.
Deliver us from the man who thinks every
body on the road to hell except himself.
The guilty should not escape punishment
according to the enormity Of the crime.
The reason that the good die Young is, thai
they wouldn't be good If they grew up.
Kentucky is noted for its beautiful women
fine horses, blue grass and COED whiskcy.
The man who has never made 4 niistak,
makes one as soon as he begins to boast about
il.
II the sheep had the courage Of its size, i
could whip most dogs. Some men are lik,
sheep.
The highest church spire in Europe is rha
Of St. Walburgh, at Preston, England. 1t I,
1903 feet.
IT, makes an egrepi"us mistake who tries t.
please everybody. Not even the Son of Gut
could do that.
II men could become birds at will, ther,
would be n great many more buzzards tha,
there are now.
A man wouldn't mind 50 much his lmi
dropping ont If his teeth didn't drop out IL
abnut the same time.
Life differs from basket Of peaches, he
cause very often the lnrGes, and best fruit i
found at the bottom.
If You know anything good Of neighbor
tell i, to the world. Ii you know anything
bad, keep /, 10 yourself.
II you have all the good time in ve.nr youth
you must not gr,w il only the memrry re
mains in your old age.
Many a married man would have a mncl
happier home if he paid nlure attention to
and less to the saloon.
The latest item is the formation Of saf
trust in Boston. This cannot but be regard
ed as a safe business.
Philadelphia is shipping locomotives t.
South Africa, and is building some for Japan
Nothing slow about that.
The brewers Of Great Britain consume an
nually abaat 10000 tons Of sugar in the manu-
tacturc Of beer and malt liquors.
II is estimated that the lumber Of the Nj
r,michi and tributaries, Canada, will thi
season amount to 1900, 900 feet.
The clergy of Erie have challenged The law
yers Of that city to game Of baseball, and th
challenge has been accepted.
IN Kansas harvesters are receiving ~ an
| So per day, and are hard TO get at that. Here
chance for Coxey's followers.
Frogs have been raining down in thic
showers on Bizcrta, in Tunis. The larges
were the size Of mau's thumb.
In Zululand when the moon is at its full OF
iects are visible at distance Of seven mile
BY starlight one can read with ease.
Ice cream has been used as a remedy Il
=. hiccoughs in Chicago, and the young man VII
hiccoughx is very popular with the girls.
A note of the Bank Of England, twisted in'
a kind of rope, can suspend as much Is 81
ID hounds upon one end and not be injured.
A genuine Murilic, valned at $4,000, hi
lust been discovered in Chicago. The srti
who painted ii has not yet been located.
Bob Fitzsimmons recently whipped b
m black bear at Rye Beach, n. Y. Corbs
might challenge the bear as a preliminary.
Out of the enormous number Of women
Constantinople population 10 nearly
oOO, ,00O--not more than 5000 can read or writ
h. A missing New England treasurer had 30
n champagne corks among his assets. He mig
= have colored and sol1 them for mushrooms.
IT, Salmon last year yielded in Csnads s., ,7o'
900; cod, &',soo,ooo. Next in value come he
rings, $?,7s6,oOo, and then Holsters, *',2lo,o(
~ The Menncnites of Pennsylvania anno
nd themselves with oil Is . religious ceremor
u y Water would probably prove more csansir
The x.rsy has been introduced into
French customs service, and nov the ofic
W. are able 10 SO through oil attempts at smu
N Cling.
Twsnty-six millions Of pairs u kid glo'
n are made 10 France every year. This may
count for the scarcity Of dogs 10 that count
II some could see themselves a. they wo'
W. appear . lev weeks after death, they wo'
on not b. one quarter % conesitse as they
o. DOW.
: A Chicago butcher was accidentally loci
n bic loo chest the other day for sevs
v, bosrs. Hs 10 uow shs ssvy Of the nsiehb
}. hood.
w II has hssp noticed BY the Asehison Gl'
- net "psop,s worry greet deal over trout
Net come usdsr ths hssd Of things that
n seus Of tbs.r businsss."
;. Imsralds seems 70 b coming into 70
" asa,n 10 Europe. Coed specimens are
- NJ n value, single stoes Of seven caI
ID. NM. ~.ee~iiv afI6 n IonA0n for HO00o.