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sympathlze with tho Cubans, We execute our
neutrality laws to the utmost of our power, and
tho large patrolling force wc have maintained
for two years Is evidence of that fact.
In Wow OF the heavy cost of our patrol service
and tho millions Of damage done to our COM
mercial interests by this war. Spain will do we'll
not to cast rcproaches in her official dispatches
on the way in which we have performed our in.
ternntional duties under the law. We have
hitherto even gone to the extreme of retaining
from recognizing the bclligcrcncy Of tho pa.
triots, although this VIC had long neo an unouos.
tionablo right to do. The reply which the Span.
fish Cabinet has under consideration will do well
not to mako a mistake on this point.
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Mr.. Low has declared from tho outset that he
was h~onorabiy bound to remain In tho field Tribune.
But What OF that Mr.. Low declined to ac-
cept the Citizens Union nomination in June
unless he was a u~nifying force; but when no
found in September that tho Citizens Union
was in the hands of men determined against
uniication, he concluded that ho did not feel
called upon to say in juno what no might do Mt
some later time" And so he became the anti.
unity candidate.
As n bond for subsequent action what Mr..
Low says Is manifcstly Of no consequence even
TO himself. Brushing aside all his pledges and
counter pledges. his retirement from tho canvass
would be his one crcditable act OF the season.
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That the note of the Madrid Cabinet in
response TO the communication received from
Gen. WoopFoRD will follow in general tho fore
cast given in the unofficial dispatches may we'll
be credited.
SPANS policy. for the present, is that OF delay.
and her professions OF ability TO put down the
patriots in Cuba will naturally be profuse, In
proportion as she desires TO bc let alone. But
while that part of her answer will not be unex-
pocted, it may be hoped, for her sake. that the
wording will not be in tho form that has
been intimatcd. A declaration that "flibus.
tors under tho shelter OF tho American
flag" have prevented Spain from ending tho re-
volt sooner, would not mend matters for her.
That the proximity of Cuba to our shores ena-
bles arms and munitions, purchased lawfully
here, to reach the island without being inter
copied by Spanish vessels, Is undoubtedly true.
and 1t forms one of tho insurmountable dinicul-
ties in Spain's present task. But unlawful ex-
petitions are not allowed, IL we can prevent 1t,
70 find shelter under our nag. Strongly a. ws
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From the 81. Louis Globe. Democrat.
Won the Pot md DIea.
From The San francisco thronfcl,

From The San Francisco Chronicle.
STOCKTON. Oct. 4.-Jcrome Meyers. an old.
time Stockton man and cX.Chief of Police, sank
saloon while engaged in a poker game. He had
Just won a pot, holding three kings. He gath.
in his pocket. His head dropped back on his
neck. and large beads OF perspiration stood out
on his forehead. A physician was summoned.
ana when he arrived attempts were made to
revive the oX-oficer. but they were of no avail.
and he expired in tho chair in q few minutes.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1897-10-14
a Friend's Tribute 10 Seth Low.

rFienu'h Nriouto TO seth Low.
A mortar board adorns his poll.
Ills gown IL auttcrs gayly;
lie wears 4 patent a~ureole,
And has a new one daily.
His lips and hands so solcmnly
Ills oratory pump;
o. what q Joy It Is to 500
Az angel on the stump!
With what a grave and goodly air
He speaks tho word expected;
He's one will always be. youll swear,
Elect II not elected.
lie bids the ranks OF III ayaunt,
rack on. cvaie. erump!
Ana all the wicked take a daunt
When Low Is on tho stump.
Republicans are down at heel.
And Democrats are chilly.
FOR Lows so good that people feel
They'll have him willy nilIy,
TIE Goo Coos and the e. u, too,
Are all upon the jump.
Although there isn't much to do
Now Low Is on tho stump.
Seth ia such a lovely man!
pity those who doubt him;
ldon't know how this city cau
Expect to thrive without him.
30 good 80 great, our beet OF meni
o. how my heart goes thump!
As ! sit on the platform when
Seth Low Is ON the stumpl
COLE tOf Good Government Club c.,
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"HENRY GEORGE: Socialism In overalls."
"SETH Low: Socialism in a dress coat"
This was the way. well-known Democrat of
Brooklyn compared the two men. Ho should
have also noted that Of the two ono is a mas
queradcr. The public would have known that
that one was not Mr.. GEORGE.
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To THE EDITOR OF The SuS-Sfr: TIE coming cleo.
tion is second only in Its Importance and in the
vital issues at stake TO the national contest Of last
year. In that memorable fight there rallied TO the
support OF the Constitution and the flag all the patri-
otto men in our city, who sought to defend the rcpub-
lie and the national credit against the menace OF the
wild theories OF fanaticism. anarchy and discomfort.
The Republican party faced the situation as 1t had
faced the rebellion. and led the people TO victory. to
safety. and to prosperity.
Disguise 1t as lie may, Seth Low Is responsible for q
condition OF Affairs that again gives confidence aud
encouragement TO the elements OF disorder. unrest,
and revolution. The red banner OF the Chicago plat.
form Is again untur!cd and Haunted in the eyes OF
the business men Of this erra; commercial city.
Communism. single tax, absolute free trade, and re-.
quotation again md advocates among the feverish
disciples OF every vap!d theory and political reresy.
In the face OF this grave and unexpected develop
ment OF events, an alliance has been formed brtwcrn
the ropulistic forces OF Henry George and the non.
Utopia OF Seth Low. This is as grave a menace TO
the stability OF our Institutions and the cause OF law
Altgcld or the Hoy orator Of the Platte.
Under such circumstances, a vote for low Is n vote
against the Republican party. which saved the Union
and preserved the national. credit A vote for Low is
affection. which were trauquillized by the election OF
Mckinley and the awakening era OF prosperity. A
accomplish. a single-tax free trader and chimcrlcai
philosopher. whose gospel Is the chicago Platform.
lnee OF the worst and most notorious elements OF
Tammany Hail.
Issue OF this election. for The man VINO nils the eIecu.
tive chair OF this great city will probably determine
see McKinlcy's chair filled by william J. Bryan or
Henry George. the :" unifying force" the Hon. Seth
Low "Io %'t or n ruIn 20" IS IL the get ws sqS @y a "r the ca.al.ues who
are sharpening their poniards to strike at the vitals
Of the Republican party and the Administrative Of
william Mckinley. q.
NEW YORK. Oct. ~.
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Cosmopolitan HaxIeton.
From the Harrisburg Teie,raph.

Vt IIuTTT5UUFV ItTfyTupN.
The soldier boys will not soon forget Hazleton;
they discovered that all the people in that sec.
ton were not barbariRns. They found a little
city as cosmopolitan rs any in the Union, one in
which twenty-five different tongues are spoken
majority OF these foreigners were very polite to
them on the public thoroughfares. and instead
OF scowling at the militia they Mt all times gave
them the proper military salute. for nearly ali
these poor fellows have served in the armies OF
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1897-10-14

Tomorrow is the third day of registra-
ton. and there is no other except Saturday, the
fourth and last Keep that fact in mind. even
II you think Of nothing else. until your name is
on the registry rolls tomorrow! Down with
Organism and all its abettorsl
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Col. Ely 10 He q bride.

From the Memphis Commercial Appeal.
NASHVILLE, Oct. Announcement Is made here of
the marriage OF the Hon. T. Leigh Thompson. Repro.
sentative from Marshall county. and Miss Nellie Ely,
Colonel on Gov. Taylor's stan. on Nov. IL.
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My candidacy represents two ideas."-seth

Idea number one, SETH Low.
Idea number two. SETH Low.
Two ideas or forty ideas, 1t would all DO the
same thing.
"Egotists." said RALPH WALDO EMERSON,
are the pest of society. AS In the distemper
known to physicians as chorea. the patient
turns around and continues to spin slowly on
ono SPOT"
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II our friends tpho favor US icfth manuscripts for
publication utah TO hare rejected articles returned,
they must IN all cases send stamps for that purpose.
Arizona republican., 1897-12-30

FOR RENr-House strictly modern ln al
 H Its appointments. centrally located a. very low rent. Inquire at room Porter ock
Arizona republican., 1897-12-30

CTAK LODGING HOUSE-Henry Kixen, Prop = Good beds 25c. Literally furnished with all modern improvements A well appointed barber shop in connection. Southwest corner Jackson and First s s.. one block east of Santa Fe de.ot.
Arizona republican., 1897-12-30
Southern Pacific Co.
(PACIFIC sYsTEM.

(PAC1FIC SYSTEM. Commencing April 5, IS 2, trains will leav Maricopa as follows:
 In6 A. N. Tuesdays and Fridays "sunset 4UU Limited" for Los Angeles, San Fran cisco and all California points. 300 A. M. DAILY PACIFIC EXPRR60 C.OL for points in California, NevaA1, Oregon and Washington.
 OOE A. M. DAILY MIXED TRAIN FOB lU.OC Tucson, Benson. Lordsburg, Dem- ine, RI PaRO and intermediate stations. OAA P. M. DAILY MIXED TRAIN FOB O.4U Gils Bend and intermediate stationo rOE M. DAILY MIXED TRAIN FOR j.ZO Fl Paso and all way stations. 0.nO P. M. DAILY NEW ORLEANS Ex- lO.UO press for Tucson, Benson, Deming Fl Paso San ntonio. Houston and New OrleIns 1OEr P. M. Tuesdays and Fridays aSun- lU.J set Limited" for Fl Paso. Fort V orth St Louis, Chicago and all points east.
 T. Fl. GOODMAN,
 Gen Pass. A9t.
Arizona republican., 1897-12-30
Gila Valley, Globe < Northern R. R.Ce.
STATIONS

Trgins N.s V and run daily except Sundag. II aims Nos. an ~~1nect at Geronimo with stage from and to San Carlos and Globe. Trains Nos and make connections at Bowie with Southern Pacific trains 19 and % for al points east and west.
 V G,R'A,D JoNFs.
 id nt. 8 ~rintendenk.
Arizona republican., 1897-12-30

*Dining stat
 The only North and South Line in Arizona rraverslng and reaching the most interedstine sections, including the great Salt River valley Through tickets to al points in the United States, Canada and Mexico
 Nss. and connect at Jerome Junction with trains ef U.V. P. By for Jerome.
 Connecting at Prescott with stage lines for all principal mining camps; ct Congress Junc- ten with Congress Gold Co. R R. for ConRreao and stage lines for Harqua Hala, Stanton and Yarnell.
 At Hot Spr:ngs Junction with thee C.H H.s. T c.. stage line tor Castle Greek Hot Springs, the new ell the year health resort
 At Phoenix with the N. & P. s, R. V, R'y for points on the s. P. system.
 Santa Fe route limited trains east bound pass Ash Fork at 40 m. Wednesday g and saturdayo arriving at Kansas City second evening Chi- cago and St Louis third morning. For Cali fornia at 40 C. m. on Tuesdays and Saturdays, arriving at Los Angeles same evening. 2. M. MURPHY, GEO. M. SARGENT. Pres. & Gen. Mgr. GenI Fr't& Pass'r Ag't,
 Prescott. Aris. Prescott, Afi3. B. K. WELLS, E W. GILLETT, Asst. Gen1 Mgr, Gen'l Agt.,
 Prescott Ariz. Phoenix. Aris.
Arizona republican., 1897-12-30

DLACK CANYON DAILY STAGE TO D Chspparel, Big Bug. Onyx Mines, Rich enbar. Squaw Creek Mines. Phoenix. Office at Gregory X Smiths, Pretcott. Hooker Bros Props.
Arizona republican., 1897-12-30

NOTICE-W arn,ng people not to buy any IN cattle or have in their possession belong ing to these brands 50 or w or E Goined) o. p q orse shoe p unless sold by my agent, J. NJ Mcclellan. Mesa City. Maricopa county A T. H Mhitford
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-09-11
Better Left Unsaid.


The two giggling girls pushed their
way into the crowded cable car. The
one was pretty, and knew 1t, while the
other wasn't and didn't seem to know
1t. After a great deal Of squeezing
that almost took their breath away,
they at last reached the front part Of
the car. They kept up their giggling
until a man who was trying to read
in the corner seat got up in disgust
and went out on the front platform.
Although they both wanted to sit down
neither wished to deprive the other Of
the seat.
"You take it. DEAR" said the pretty
one. e.
II wouldn't enjoy it at all If I knew
you were standing" replied the other.
Then they began giggling again.
At last. when another woman rushed
up to take it, the pretty girl showed
her friend into the seat, saying: "The
first thing We know we'll lose it. Be-
sides, my dear. it's better for you
to take it. because I'm more likely to
have a seat offered me-"
The homely girl stopped gigglins
and turned red in the faee. and whom
her friend got out about a mile beyond
she never as much as babe her good
by.-Naw York World.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-09-11
Deceived BY Appearance,


An Old darkey was arrested for steal
ing a silver dollar. The dollar vas
court.
you stole this money!" asked the
Judge.
"Dat's whut dey says, subj"
"Well, what have you to say for
yourself?"
"Well, sub, nuttin' much, ceptin' dat
I wuZ driv ter it."
Driven to IT,"
Eyes, sub. You see, jedge, dat dol
lar had a bird On it, On 1t looks 80
much like a game chicken dat I
thought I wuz in a hen roos' en- des
nachully bagged it!"-Atlanta Consti-
tuition.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-09-11
patents Isaued.

List of patents issued last week to
Northwestern inventors:
John C. Barber, st. Paul, Mimi, car
truck; Thomas Crepar, Grand Rapids,
MIMI, air ship; George B. Dustan,
Minneapolis, Mimi, cooking attach
ment for stoves; Frank E. McNall.
Minneapolis, Mimi, combined thresher
and separator; Johnston Mealey, How
ard Lake, MIMI, name-tag attachment;
Johnston Mealey, Howard Lake, Minn.,
bridle-blinder buckle; Albert Norman,
st. Paul, MIMI, plate glass show case;
Ebert o. Simmons, Englevale, N. D.,
combination garden tool.
T. D. Merwin, Patent Lawyer. 80
Pioneer Press Building, st. Paul, Mimi.
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Eyes. sah." replied the waiter.
His Unwarranted Boast,

Louise-Do you know that Charley
Finnicks is going around town bragg
ging that he kissed you the other
night?
Jessie-Why, the horrible story tell
er! He did no such thing. 1t was I
that kissed him, and he nearly tainted
when I did it, too. But that's the way
with towards. They always are the
greatest boosters. cleveland Leader.
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Dig Family.

The seventeenth annual reunion Of
the Harlan family took place in West
Chester, Pa, last week. This is one
Of the largest families in the country,
with members in every state in the
Union. The 1000 or more members
Of the family in the assemly are de-
scendants Of Gearge Harlan and his
family, who settled in Chester county
200 years, ago. The ship in which they
sailed from England was wrecked on
the Atlantic coast just 100 years ago.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-09-11
His Endowment.

Fuddy-I always enjoy a dinner at
the Blank Hotel.
Duddy-But the walters are so hot
arter the tips there.
Fuddy-That's Just it. It makes me
feel so happy when I think how disap-
pointed the waiter will be when he
finds that he is to get nothing from
me, that it gives MI a jolly Appetite
Boston Transcript.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-09-11
Do we Nced Bix Mu.cfesf

Do We Need Big Musc1esf
By~do means. Persons of h%erculean build
frequently possess a minimum of genuine
vigor. and exhibit less endurance h
very small people. Real vigor means the
ability to digest and sleep well. and to per-
form q reasonable amour Of daily physi-
cal and mental labor without unnatural
fatieue. It is because a course of Hos
letters Stomach Bitters enables the en-
feebled dyspeptic to resume the allotted
activity Of every day life. as well as to
participate without discomfort in it's en-
joyments, that 1t is such a pre-eminently
useful medicine.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-09-11
Halls Catarrh Cure
Is a constitutional cure. Price, 75c.


The little ~viscount is receiving q few
friends in his bachelor quarters.
Among them is Boireau.
The latter, having allowed his cigar
to go out, throws it, without ceremony,
on the carpet. In order to give him q
lesson in good manners the little WIS.,
count stoops to pick it up; but Boireau,
feigning to misunderstood his inten-
ton, interposes:
ooh, leave the butt, my dear fellow
take fresh cigar"
And he handed him the box.-Le FL
caro-.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-09-11
Bear and Girl.

She was pale, but quite calm.
II have just met a bear in the for
est" she said.
She shuddered.
"And, Of course"
Her voice quavered a bit now.
1t was just my luck to have my
waist all stuck full of pins"
Her eyes grew moist, but she did not
weep, at least, not there.-Detroit
Journal.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-09-11
fslighted.

she-Harry, you said something last
evening that made me feel so bad.
He-What was it. dearest?
She-You said I was one of the
sweetest girls in the world.
HeeAnd aren't you, darling?
She-You said one of the sweetest
oh, Harry, to think I should live to
know that I have to share your love
with another!-Boston Transcript.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-09-11
Little French Trick.

An Englishman recently took a seat
at a cafe table in Paris. A Frenchman
sat ON the other side Of 1t. He began
to play with the lever of a settler sy-
phon, when suddenly and seemingly
by accident, a stream Of the aerated
water struck the Englishman in the
face. The Frenchman apolocized pro-
fusely and wiped off the water with
his own handkerchief. After the polite
Frenchman had gone the Englishman
discovered that his purse containg
Learly $500 had also disappeared.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-09-11
ri Daft.

Slightly Daft.
"Bobson is certainly daft about that
new baby of his"
what has he done?"
why, we were all taking about the
tariff at the ofice last Saturday, but
Bobson only made one remark"
What did he say?"
'sEIe wanted to know If they had
raised the dnty on catnip tea."-Olsve-
land Plain DEALER.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-09-11
Her Advantage.

Mrs. Systematically to think of the
way in which Mrs. Sraarte snapped up
that wealthy Mr.. Goode! It's positive
ly disgusting.
Uncle John-Natdrally some Of the
other ladies are disappointed; but they
had no chance against Mrs. Smarte.
She's a widow, you know, and she
hasn't haunted the matrimonial bar
gain counter the last two or three
years for nothing.-Boston Transcript.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-09-11
Firing I'm China.

"What an unspeakab.c ccstuu.e!"
exclaimed the emperor, irritably. "You
ought to be fired"
The mandarin with the yellow jack
ct trembled visibly.
II am not aware" he faltered, "of
being dressed to Kiln"
In that country the jokes are not IN
like the political system; that is to
say, about as old and vicious as ever
comes down the pike.-Detroit Journal.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-09-11
Read the Advertisement.

You will enjoy this publication much
better If you will get into the habit Of
reading the advertisements; they will
afford a most interesting study and
will put you in the way of getting
some excellent bargains. Our adver-
tisers are, reliable: they send what they
ADVERTISED
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-09-11

-. Advice to Beginners.
Sprinter-The great thing in learning
to cycle is not to lose your head.
Miss Novis-Oh, I don't mind my
head. It's losing my seat that hurts.
-Pick-Me-Up.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-09-11

'"They tell me, countess, that every
thing promises well for your sons
career"
s'It is true, and I am nor grateful
than I can tell. He is just engaged to
an American heiress."-Detroit Free
Press.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-09-11
Not Always True.

Not Always True.
She-They say that extremes meet.
He-Do they; I can't.
She-Can't what?
Make ends meet.-Pick-Me-Up.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-09-11
SI0O To Any Man.
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OF Weakness In Men They Treat and
Fail to Cure.

N NS 0~A
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This MAG1c1L TREATMENT may be taken
at home under tho:r directions. or they will
pay railroad falc and hotel bills to all who
prefer to go the:s for treatment, il they
fail to cure. They are perfectly reliable;
have no Free Prescriptions, Free Cure,
Free Sample, or C. o. d. fake. They have
100000 capital, and guarantee to cure
every case they treat or refund every dollar;
or their charges may be deposited in q
bank to be paid to them when a cure 70
effected. Write them today.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-09-11
Explained.

"You saw them drown, did you?"
"Oi did. They stood there till tn
water KEN over their heads"
(Which one went flrst?"
well, I heard her voice tn last,
sor."
II suppose 30. You know that they
say a woman always has the last
word"
"Yis, sor But this woman were a
foot taller than the mon."-Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-09-11
.Convincinr Evidence.

81 hyuhs yoh done tackled a mighty
hard citizen las night at de parlor So
cial," said Miss Miranda Dewberry.
"Dat's whut I did," replied Erastus
Pinkley. IF dar's anybody wifi doubts
about dat mans bein' hahd, jes bring
i'm round an let i'm look at de hicks
in dis here Observation-Disclosures Star.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-09-11
Tho Home Team.

Bleacherly-How is the home team
getting on?
Hubbyman-First rate; I had 1t out
this afternoon.
Bleacherly-What! You had the ball
nine out?
Hubbyman-oh. I thought you were
referring to our baby carriage.-Rox-
bury Gazette.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-09-11

Famed His Bald Spot.
"They have moved choir to the
other end of the church,"
whats that for?"
"Our clergyman is delicate, and he
said he couldn't stand having twelve
girls tanning his bald spot all at once"
Louisville Courier-Journal.