The Press., 1897-07-01
She Never Kissed.

G0CAOA H W us 0O hOVOA AAy OauSA- ter kissin of a man I'd just natchelly | cut him into mince meat ground hne." said the old man from the swamps of | the Bracken hills.
 "Then your daughter won't kiss the | boys?" ventured a Dover youth with | spectacles.
 "Well. I reckon not. young man," and the old man gave him look that dazzled his specs.
 "But-ah, you know, some girls who are engaged-you know some times kiss their - their - boys know-and-it's all right and proper and"-
 The old man looked at him 1eal hard. and, after watching the youth wilt like a tobacco leaf in an August sun, thun- dered out, "Well, my daughter never kissed Twin man, not even her pap ner a poodle dog, ner a cat. ner nOthin-" "
 ''But there's no harm-and why-er why er?'' stammered the brave youth.
 "Well. reckon the most principahst reson why my daughter never kissed nothin is that never had any daugh- ter''
 And the thoughtful silence of the young man was so dense that you could hear the price of farm lands drop quiet ly, drop by drop, while the farm prod ucts hanging in the tobacco shed tier by tier-Cincinnati EnQuirer
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