Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1897-02-18
THEY ABDUCTED THE BAND
And Spoiled the Dance Given by
the Rival Set.

The returned Cow Puncher set down
his cup of black coffee after he had
taken the first sip, and pursed up his
mouth into an expression of scorn.
"Slop," he said, briefly.
The Poet made a gesture of protest.
"Oh, dare say it's strong enough for
you!" said the Cow Puncher.
"What?"
The coffee"
ut was your expression to which
objected"
when ! said the stuff was"
Spare us a repetition!" interrupted
the Poet.
well, suppose my imagery is rath
er too epic for you. Sowould the coffee
be that | had in mind-I wish had it
in this cup as wel!-when ] spoke
Um-m!" And the Cow Puncher closed
his eyes with the look of satisfied
epicure. They call this stuff black
coffee" he went on, rousing himself
About black enough for the second or
third year of widowhood, | should say
You ought to taste the coffee we used
to have down in Texas! 1t was so
strong that it ate the enamel off the
cups"
That's some more of your epic i'm
agery," laughed the Boys Own Story
Writer
pretty strong coffee, evidently" re-
marked the Poet, but it doesn't seem
to have been able to affect brass"
The Cow Puncher carelessly knocked
the ashes from the end of his cigarette
and regarded the Poet out of the tai!
of his eye, but "TeXas is great state"
was all that he said.
at was two years ago." he resumed.
after pause, that we gave our famous
dance, upon which glorious occasion
we evelastingly scooped the rival COW
boys at the other end of the town"
81 thought you lived ON "A rapch," in
terposed the Poet, with deep suspicion.
Did you think | spent three years
out there and saw only one view? But
then you don't understand the lives of
men of action, suppose, and I mustn't
be too hard on you"
about that dance?" asked the Boys
Own.
"Ah, that was a great event." ex-
claimed the Cow Puncher, lighting a
fresh cigarette you see, the idea
originated with our end of the town,
and naturally we felt that we had
right to it. Anybody would have felt
so. Anybody, that is, except ou" deadly
rivals. No sooner had the news of our
scheme got out than they began to lay
their plans for howdy-do, and on the
same night as ours, mind you!"
What difference did that make 2"
growled the Poet.
We'll it made just this difference:
There wasn't room in that town for two
balls, and everybody knew it. 1t lay
between us 10 get the crowd. We
couldn't both get it, and neither of us
could get half crowd. Things don't
20 that way out there. Everybody goes
TO the place that puts up the best show
ard the other one doesn't have cor
porars guard. We knew this, so we had
taken care to engage the only music
in the town before we let word of our
pIans get out. This music consisted
of fiddle (cracliedl played by a fiddler
(who was also craclted), seconded by Il
whceZy mclodeon which had a way OF
going off into a llt of Gasps when you
we're most depending Oh it.
at was a great thing for us to have
secured the music, because that, we
Hnew, would prove terrible handicap
to cur rivals. They wouldn't be abe
to put up anything better than one of
a. IL /.
organ, and didn't amount to much even
Ut that inasmuch as he bad only one
lung. We felt pretty jubilant, ! tell
YOU: and the other fellows looked cor
respondingly blue. But that didn't last
long. One day we heHrd a startling
rumor We could scarcely believe our
senses, but ample proof was soon fur
n!shnd US that the dreadful tale was
true. Our rivals had hired Mexican
hand from a town about so miles away.
THAT settled our cakel We held a
consultation at once and canvassed the
possibilities, but we had to admit that
they were as good as hopeless. We i'm
mediately enlarged the scope OF The sup.
} per we had promised. OF course there
was to have been black coffee--that was
what reminded me of the dance--and
whisky and various other things, and
we promptly sent out an emssary TO
: spread the news n the town that our
eating programme had been doubled.
All the time, though, we knew it was a
forlorn hope.
You see, 1t was this way: The
feminine element of our community
premium, even II every woman in the