El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1897-11-06
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You're not the only pebble On the
beach,
You're not the only postcard in the
You're not the only freckle on the
peach,
And there are other sce-spots in the
pack.
You're not the only clam-shen on the
shore.
You're not the only hoopskirt on the
dump.
You're not the only neck-tie in the
drawer,
And there are other cyclists with a
hump.
You're not the only carrot in the
soup,
You're not the only whistle in the
You're not the only star that's in the
And there are other bristles on the
hog.
You're not the only chapter in the
book,
You're not the only bean that's in
the jar,
You're not the only tom-cod in the
brook,
And there are other strings on the
guitar.
You're not the only rope that's on the
ship,
You're not the only maid without a
You're not the only cashier on the
Aud there are other rhymes as bad
as this.
That .'sand in the sugar" case was
dismissed yesterday by Recorder Fat
tersCn, but the complaining witness
yet one dollar pound for her sugar
before action was taken in the case.
This is the time of year when colds
hold la grippe on the public, but the
weather is not to be speezed at.
1t is now believed that the late cold
spell was brought about by the pawn
brokers who were long on oVercOats,
but short on cash.
81 sea That Negro Every Night" as
sung by Miss Mortimer LAST night at
the opera house, was master stroke
and captlVateQ Inc auCieucS.
The bond election is not creating the
furore among property owners that the
promoters of such a scheme antlc1pat-
ed. The publ are not hunting such
hot games to jump into.
A cigarette fiend dropped lighted
&c garroot' in the wrong place in a
St. Louis building and the house is
ow in ashes. The proprietor Of the
building is seeking q warm spot in
which to catch the tiend who SO sud-
denly dropped his warm friend in the
wrong place.
The unceremonious railroading of
petty culpfits from tide Ell PasO Jail
to the pen mas been stepped, The Ell
Paso jurieS have come To the cOnclu-
sion tnat the poor as well as the rich
are entitled TO justice and that while
many of the latter 60 ''scot" free, the
former are sent over the road for
crimes of less Importance.
Blocks and streets are being laid out
in the southeastern part OF town, where
the flood washed away 70 many houses
last summer. The surveyors have
OuC pCOI Oio hS "O"~A "Aoh
her house partly in the street and haye
gwen her orders to tear it down. 1t
was the only house in thai neis hbor
hood that Withs ga she hooG aod she
has be en- paying rent for the ground
on which the house stands for several
years to real estate firm. 1t looks
like if justice were done the real estate
firm would move her house as thy
Ger tainly are not entitled to the rent
il her house stands in the street
There are getting to be entirely too
may amateur actor 5 and critics IN El
PasO for the ''profesh" in either line
to prove success. The opera nous
should be closed to all protest. nal
5roupes so that the amateurs could get
! chance to show just what they can 40 |
q the way of lEterpr citing operas. |
Even the "profesh" Is being given |
pointers by the would-oe actors.
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