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The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-05-21

Of which Colonel William Lamb Is Pres
ident. fronting on Lambert Point Road,
rocahontas avenue and Shenandoah
These lots Will be sold to the highest
bidder :. -
The Lambert's Point Company is III,
original company chartered at I-ambert's
Point after the establishment OF the Nor
1olk and Western Railroad there for
terminus. N
There nrc abon, 200 houses on this and
the adjoining property.
There. are nov employed at 1.alnbcrt's
Point about 400 men.
The commerce OF LamEcrt's Point Is
very large and increasing continually.
III ls9C about 1905 schooners and 500
steamships were loaded AZ the piers
All of the above 200 houses ire now
rented and more arc wanted.
The Machine Shops for the Eastern
Division Of the Norfolk and Western Rail-
way and he Locomotive Eoundhousc adj
arrives or leaves Norfolk with q train sta
bles At this point. The Railway adjon-
ing THIS property Is TO he 4 part Of the
Belt system, which Will connect with every
road lead pes into Norfolk.
AS an investment THIS property will pay
or as n speculation we think that we can
state without contradiction, that It is the
best suburban property anywhere around
Norfolk.
TERMS-Onc-third cash: balance in one
by deed OF trust on the property. or all
cash at the option Of the purchaser.
For maps and other particulars apply to
BYRD. BALDWIN y CO.
Auctioneers,
mae-su. we, fr-tds Hadd'nston Building
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-05-21
1IEKEFlbIkD.

Hartford, N. c., May 2o.-(Special1-
Mr.. Joseph CRANBERRY is In town. He
has for some time been IN the employ Of
the Roper Lumber company. He is on
visit to his mother
Mr Walter Wombcll Is visiting Mrs.
w. n. jackson. on Water street.
schcs.,' daHli1W r.!
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-05-21

pAk Ah T IL r4 GEBT A;S t R1EcM Or
a an,,, improvements thereon, situate IN
S South, Norfolk. IN the county Of
E!S,iolk' Va, On and nd des.gnased IS
1. Poindexter;s land, pa recorded I'm IN
me III Clerks office OF said county. and
follows: Bounded on the north bv Ohio
street. on the cast by Deca tur street, on
me, south o., by Jefferson stree, ana the
), z : AIS THAT CERTAIN PIECE OR
II, on said plat. ana more part; cular-
Is described as follows: Commencing at
g pom, at the northcas; intersection OF
ing northcrly along Stewart street a dis
f Fan, of OF four hundred ana sevcnty-iive
er fore Oh c 'f Bs e me Trp Of Land re-
an easterly direction and along the south
Grn me or the reservation FOR said Belt
i,y ,ne 4. ~ r., distance of two hundred ana
WE'VE ieet; more or less, TO H. Il. Frost's
property; THENCE In a soiitheasterly direc-
ta aIm an oe o nlons ID n Eros}s line dis
more Or less. to Decatur street: thence
along me western side Of Decatur street
u tmrce hundred and sevcnty-nve feet to
ohlo street. ana thence along the northern
line Of Ohio street distance Of three hun
dred feet TO the point Of beginning.
3 Also ALL THAT CERTAIN OTHER
PlECE. OR PIECE OR PARCEL Or
LAM. designated ON said plat as block
-; ana more particularly described as
lolloW5: commencing at point at tho
northeast intersection OF Ohio and Decatur
streets; thence extending northerly along
Decatur street, distance of about three
hundred feet. 10 y. T.. Trost's property:
thence in 4 southcastcrly direction and
along the Inc Of ID. e. Frost's property.
Instance Of three hundred and eighty
feet. more or less. to Ohio street. and
thence westerly along Ohio street, dis
lance tang OF two hundred ard thirty seven
rect. more or less, TO the point Of begin
being portion the same property convey
ed 10 Iarkc l.. Poindcxicr By The deed
or w. > Butt CT liX, dated March 1st 1883
and duly recorded In u. g. ll?, D. 20i,
Clerks office aforesaid Ii'
/. FIVE LOTS AND HOUSES. situated
IN South Norfolk county of Norfolk VA
ana described, ms follows: Commencing al
street. distant four hundred and seventy
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-05-21

II the system is fortified by Hoods sar-
sapari!la WHICH makes rich red blood.
there is little danger OF sickness.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-05-21
AUCTION sALEs-FrruRE DAY.
AUCTION SALES-FUTURK DAY
AuCG iOn Sale
valuable REAL ESTATE
at "sOUTH N0RF0L K"

. URSUANT TO THE TERM OF \
certain decd OF trust, bearing date De-
ccmher p, 1891. and recorded in the Clerk S
once OF NorfO!k County Court, and also
acting under Il decree of the Circuit Court
OF Norfolk county, entered on the 10Th ,iay
or March 1884, in the chanccry suit of r.
+. lOindeNter vs.. the Chesapeake Classi-
NED Building Association, ct ais, we will
sell at public auction on
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-05-21
TERMS.

Onc-fonrth cash: balance in four equal
hs'hllments. evidenced by negotiable
notes bearing interest ut the rate OF per
cent. per annum and secured by deed Of
trust on the property. Cost Of recording
ana drawing IA deed of trust 10 he paid
Tor by the p'l $tsSaser or the purchaser can
pay all cash. MA
ROGERS. Auc.ioncer.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-05-21
AUCTION SALES.--FUTURE nay.
AUd"fION SALES.--FUTURE DAY.
BY Byrd, Baldwin, 6 Co., Auctioneers
Hadd.ngton Building.
100 LOTS
At AUCTION T

RY VIRTUE OF AUTHORITY VESTED
- IN Us. and for division Of property, we
Will sell Ut public auction.
ON TUESDAY. THE 25TI OF MAY, 1897,
at u o'clock M. at the Norfolk Real Es-
street. Norfolk. Va,
100 LOTS IN THE I.AMBERTs POINT
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-05-21
Terms of Sale-CASH.
FOSTER BLACK
ALVAH Fl. MARTIN.
FRANKLIN D. GILL,
Trustees.

Clerks Office Circuit Court. Norfolk coun-
!, +. A. Sylvester, Clerk Of the Circuit
1ohrs or said county. hereby certify that
me BONA required Of the trustees by the
ao9Ve mentioned decree of sale. has been
duly executed.
Given under my hand, this nth dav of
May, 1897 L. NJ SIT VES.rISB ~
mal2tds f'inr1,
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-05-21
SATURDAY,,
THE 22ND DAY OF MAY, 1897.

at - o'clock m, III front of the courthouse
door or Norfolk county. Va, the following
property, tO-wit:
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-05-21
TWENTY-SEuEN LOTS.

i beautifully situated in Atlantic City, now
the Sixth Ward >'' az"
Nine of these lots are located IN Tho
south SIDE or Camp avenue, between Front
ata iool street and nine are located on
avenue and Avenue b." and nine are
situated on the west side OF Front street
between camp avenue and Avenue '.R
LOIS Tor building purposes are getting
very scarce N this part Of Atlantic City,
and with the easy terms should induce
nose contemplating building home to
Piats OF these lots are in the hands OF
the auctioneer who will furnish Them to
any one applying, and Will show the nrop-
erty ut any time before the sale 10 those
who may desire 10 see it.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-05-21

Newark. O., saws:
y tugh Cure saved my only
SFeMg by Group" 1t has
s,tret of others suffering from
DO L. bronchitis and other
sHuth lung troubles. D. 6.
$.nby Erotter. Norfolk: r: l..
~-c-c-~"ocn; Truetf IL Smith,
!. on S. =
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-05-21
ATLANTIC CITY.

Mrs. S. B. 1ronmonger is expected
nome to-day from Baltimore. Md, where
she has been visiting for two weeks.
The ladies Of the w. G. ~. L, will
serve Ice cream Monday night at Their
hall on Colley avenue
Mr.. Charlie Mintec. OF the United
States navy yard. who was transferred
some months ago to Philadelphia, has
returned home
The Earnest Workers Of Central Ave
nue. BAPTIST church. will meet with
Mrs: X L. Holland tonight
MISS Minnie White. Of Portsmouth.
Va. is the guest of Mrs. Captain C5nk-
lin, on Reservoir avenue.
Mr.. James D. Gill is having hi: brick
mouse on Avenue a much improved, by
painting and other work. ~
Messrs j. NJ. Duncan & i
bought out the firm styles, DUG NH1ct.
on Colley avenue, where then ,,s -
tinue the bushes. tfi.) hA
Mrs. Mcintosh, Of Ce,fl .Xs&SSsSaasss l
was thought TO be irnnH n, sSSl
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-05-21

RY DIRECTION OF THE OWNERS.
estate. | VIII offer ~ -
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1897-11-17
4 LITTLE CAKE TALK.

Cake is cake; yes, sir; just as wa
ter is water. Some is good; some
very good; some past description
bad. Some cakes you buy are made
in an indifferent manner, of poor ma
terial and favored with what? You
can taste the Asiatic maker and his
cigar or cigarette at the first bite.
Why not buy a good article from a
clean, well conducted shop, where to-
bacco is never used and where clean
illness is practiced to an extent al
most unknown in the average bakery.
We will make you a layer cake from
so cents up, tastefully ornamented,
and guaranteed good to eat. Our GIN
ger snaps and ginger bread are sell
ling like hot cakes. Have you tried
them yet? Yours,
THE GERMAN BAKERY.
s33 Fort street. Telephone 677.
The only progressive bakery in
Honolulu.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1897-11-17
NORTH HlLO CULLINGS.


The postmaster at lIonomu has
done a very thoughtful act by having
the closing. arrivals. etc, of mails
for that pace advertised on a black
board.
An agent for the California Wine
Company says that he had a very mar
row escape from being buried under
an enormous landslide near Honohina
on Monday. His horse was struck by
some Of the rolling stones.
IIonomu population was increased
last week by the arrival of one hun-
dred new Japanese. The plantation
is among the foremost in the list OF
improvements. etc, since MIR. Nor
took the management. Here is case
of the right man in the right place.
Land is getting scarce. for the plan
tations are busy clearing large tracts
up in the woods.
The Mormons have been holding
services on Sundays and during he
week days in the district.
The Onomea Sugar Company is now
busy putting up fumes. which will he
among the highest along this way
The sea shore is strewn with quite
an abundance of driftcd wood, espe-
cially near the mouths of large wafer
courses.
Mr.. NiSira and son of Honomu are
busy clearing the effects of the land
slides. which in some places nearly
blockaded the road.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1897-11-17
ARE OFF 70 THE STATES
SOME ISLANDERS WILL WINTER
ABROAD.
Tourists Returning Home After De
Hghtfu Visits Australia has q
Light Passenger List This Trip.

The Australia win carry away but
few passengers today. The govern
mcnt band will be on the wharf 10
play farewell to the departing pas
sengcrS.
Mrs. Maxwell. wife of Professor
Walter Maxwell, and children. are
leaving to winter in the States. ThcN
will remain i'm Vermont most of the
time. going to Canada probably in the
summer. Professor Maxwell goes to
England next wear on brief visit,
and will return with his family in the
Autumn.
Mrs Ashley wife of Captain w. G..
Ashley of the Finance Department.
and children. 90 to California on a
visit to friends and relatives. They
will he absent all winter.
j. G.. Waibel goes to San Francisco
to arrange some business connect ms
with a big San Francisco house. he
will return in January and establish
himself in business.
James Il. Rrnton, manager of the
Hamalua Mill Company. and kukaiau
Mill Company. goes to England to see
his wife. who is very much out OF
health She is residing at Southsea.
w. NJ Gardiner. correspondent If
the New York sun. who has been in
the Islands during the summer
months studying the political situa-
ton for his naper. is returning 10
New York. accompanied by his wife.
The others who viii leave To-Day are
Mr. and Mrs s. i. Bryant. MICS \. f.,
NewcOmb. T. y. plagmann. II. II. Huli,
y. johnson. y. H. Banning and II.
ClivcSChmidt.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1897-11-17

The three year old boy of j. \. john
son of Lynn Center, Ills, is subject to
attacks of Group. Mr.. johnson says
he is satisfied that the timely use of
Chamberlain Cough Remedy, during
a severe attack, saved the little boys
life. He is in the drug business, a
member of the firm of johnson Bros,
of that place. and they handle great
many patent medicines for throat and
lung diseases. He had all these to
choose from, and skilled physicians all
ready to respond to his call, but Sc
lected this remedy for use in his own
family at time when his child's life
was in danger, because he knew it to
be superior to any other. and famous
the country over for its cures of
Group. Mr.. Johnson says this is the
best selling cough medicine they han
die. and that it gives splendid salts
faction in all cases. Sold by all drug
gists and dealers. Benson. Smith g.
Co., wholesale agents for Hawaiian Is
lands.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1897-11-17
\ FAIR REDUCTION.

The MatsOn line of vessels give no
tice to the public that after December
LIST they will carry freight between
san Francisco and Hilo for 1915 per
ton. This is reduction of 81 ton.
The company does this in considera-
ton of the large increase of business
now done over the Ililo route and has
done it without pressure and volunta-
rily, for which they are entitled to
credit
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1897-11-17
THE SECOND BEST.

Benny" said Mr.. Bloonumper, "if
George Washington is the first in the
hearts of his countrymen, who comes
second?"
"Charlie Mccarthy" replied Benny,
because he keeps the Seattle Beer you
like so much. Telephone 1888.
Fine paper ruling. Star office.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1897-11-17
WILL REMOVE
TO
Arlington Block,
HOTEL ST.,
Criterion Barber Shop.
new brew
Enterprise Beer!.
Special Fine Brand and
Brew for the
Merchants Exchange
On Draught Or
in Bottles.
\ trial will convince you that
this is the best Beer
IN town.
Merchants Exchange
S. l. SHAW, Prop'r.
\ trial will convince you that
this is the best Beer
IN town.
Merchants Exchange
S. l. SHAW, Prop'r.
Worth It.

Edwin Forrest, the renowned TRACE
dian, was showing a super how to
do small part, and at last exclaimed,
in despair: Cant you do it as | do?"
NO" said the super, 'if | could do
you suppose [ would be working for
five dollars a week?'
This illustrates the trouble with the
low prices of many articles of furn-
ture. If they were well made do you
think they would be offered at kind
ling wood prices?
1t is our desire to offer you goods at
prices that are consistent with the
quality, and we take pride in securing
the Eastern markets for the
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1897-09-18
That "Louvre" Robbery.

Five men from the u. S. S. Phila-
delphia are suspected of having car
ried away from the Louvre saloon
much of the liquor stolen from that
place early Monday morning. One OF
the number suspected was locked uI
for drunkenness later on, and upon
being brought up in the Police Court
plead guilty, paid his fine and got out
as soon as possible. The other four
went aboard ship at about the time
their comrade was locked up. One OF
these is known to have offered police
officer drink of gin out of an "Old
Tom" bottle nearly full. Where he got
this from at such an early hour in the
morning is only surmised. While the
police officers do not believe the blue
jackets stole the liquor, still, they are
quite certain these men know some
thing about it.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1897-09-18

required to work and Lloyd telephoned
that he had an abscess in his jaw and
had had a tooth taken out.
1.-THE boys were uncertain whether
they could get men to fill the places of
the two mentioned or not and, rather
than leave matters in this state. / told
them that the best thing TO be done
would be to withdraw from the race
entirely and enter the four cared slid
ing-seat race only.
81 am most sorry circumstances
compelled us to withdraw, and I wish
it to be plainly understood that we did
not do this on account of the refusal
of the head men to act favorably on
our protest"
BY the withdrawal of the Healanis
one of the finest races of the day will
be thrown out, and the event will go to
the Myrtles without the stroke of an
oar This, of course, is unsatisfactory,
as there is nothing so CALLING to an
athlete as TO have it said that he 'got
the race by default" and, if the other
side had only entered, he wouldn't
have been ''in it." However, the prize
money, $40, will be easily won.
The full particulars in regard to the
entries, courses and time of starting
were published in yesterday mornings
Advertiser. There are, however GER
tain other points that will prove use
full to those who intend to be present
at the races.
The Judges stand, off the Inter-Isl-
and wharf, will be weighted down with
the following officers OF the day:
Judges-C. 3. Wilson, Capt. J. C.
Campbell and w. d. McInerny.
Time-keepers-Cap Griffiths and
Frank Kruger.
T. p. Cummins will offfciate as Clerk
of the Course, and when anyone sees
him coming along, it would be well to
get out of the course, for, it is said.
he will carry a lasso and wear a spe-
cial policeman's badge.
The Regatta Committee, at whose
door may be laid the successful ar
rangement of today's program, is com
posed of the following: G. p. Gray, |
Cupid Kalanianaole and G.. S. Crane.
An attempt will be made today to |
arrange for the six-oared sliding-seat |
barge race with the Myrtles and Hea- |
lanis. The public has looked forward |
to this event and want to see it rowed |
The representatives of the various |
papers are expected aboard the Judges |
stand,
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1897-09-18
SUNDAY SERVICES.

The Central Union Church-Corne
ices Sunday, Sept. 10: At 9:55 a. m.
Sunday School and Bible classes; L
a m, public worship and sermon;
$50 p. M, Christian Endeavor prayer
meeting; 7:30 p. M, public worship
and sermon. Palama Chapel, Rev.
M. Lewis in charge: At 9:45 a. m.
Sunday School; 7:15 p. M, Gospel serv.
ice. Sunday Schools: Portuguese, or
Punchbowl street, and Hotel Street
Mission, 2:30 p. m. Prayer meetings:
Wednesday, 7:30 p. M, at the church;
Friday, 7:15 p. M, at Palama Chapel
A welcome for all at every service.
900
Christian Church = Alakea street
near King: Sunday School at 9:45 a.
M; preaching at IL a. M; Rev. J.
Leadingham will occupy the pulpit for
the morning service; communion serv-
ice at II m; young peoples meeting
at $50 D. M; at 1880 p. m. Rev. G.. A.
Clark, from Central Japan, will speak
on Japan; prayer meeting on Wednes-
day evening; ladies' prayer meeting,
Friday at 2:3O p. m. All are cordially
invited to attend the services.
900
Methodist Church-A. J. Bell, the
California evangelist will preach Sab
bath morning and evening in the M. E.
Church; morning service, II a. M;
evening, 7:30 p. m.
900
Salvation Army-Over 1 X L Store.
Adjutant and Mrs. Simonson in charge.
Meetings every evening at p. m, ex-
cept Tuesdays; Sunday at and IL a. m.
and 7:30 p. m; Friday evening and
Sunday at IL a. m, holiness meetings.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1897-09-18

All orders will be given prompt at
tention, and estimates furnished for
Lighting and Power Plants; also at
tention is given to House and Marine
Wiring.
THEO. HOFFMAN. Manager.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1897-09-18
Have All Adopted 1t.

Oxford University, Yale, Cambridge
Harvard, Princeton, and other popular
universities, have all adopted the Stan
dard Dictionary as the authority. Prof
A II. Sayce of Oxford University, Eng
land, says: 1T is more than complete
1t is certain to supercede all
other existing dictionaries of the Eng
Hsh language" The Club now being
formed at Wall, Nichols Company is
being rapidly filled up, and by next
week expect to open another Club; 81
a week will not be missed, and at the
end of 81 weeks you will have paid for
one of the most valuable of books in
your collection.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1897-09-18
u W

THE HAWAIIAN ELECTRIC COM
PANY Is now ready to furnish Elec-
trio Plants and Generators of all de-
scriptions at short notice, and also has
on hand large stock of Wire, Chan
deliers and Electrical Goods.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1897-09-18
Australians Passengers.

From the present looks of things the
Australia's passenger list will not be a
very large one. Those booked so far
are the following: Mr.. and Mrs. w. I.
Currrier, Miss L. S. Hutchins, Mrs. c.
J. Hutchins and daughter, Mrs. Fl. P.
Wood and two children, E. y. Bee, B.
T. McCulIoch, T. S. Kay, Mrs. F. w.
Hart, Mrs. Castle, Miss J. Castle, Hon.
J. G.. Cannon, Hon. J. a. Tawney, Hon.
and Mrs. Laudenslager, Mrs. DOvenor,
A II. Small, ]. B. Levison, Miss Berry,
Hon. a. S. Berry and Miss Loud.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1897-09-18
Surprise Party.

A pleasant surprise party was given
to Mr.. Tom May on Thursday night
Early in the evening a party of about
20 gathered at the home of w. H
Baird, near by, and, with the Hawai-
hau Club went across to Mr.. Mays
The gentleman in question was com
pletely surprised. Dancing was in
dulged in until a late hour, and, as is
usual with these impromptu events, a
most enjoyable time was spent.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1897-09-18
Conus Minstrel entertainments

On Saturday evening next the min
streI troupe of the Comus will give a
performance in the Opera House, the
proeeeds of which will be divided be-
tween the British Benevolent and Ha-
waiian Relief Societies.
The troupe has given performances
in three other towns of the Pacific sta
ton, and the newspapers give most
fattering accounts of them.
The minstrel entertainment VIII be
in charge of one of the officers. Six OF
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1897-09-18

the midshipmen in uniform Will act IN
the capacity of ushers. 1t IS sure TO be
a success, and positively only one per-
Torrance will be given. Seats can be
had at Wall, Nichols Company.
The Topeka state journal., 1897-12-24
CHICAGO NEWS PROVERBS.

(From the Chicago News,)
An idle baker does not make a loaf OF
bread.
Newspaper tales should always have
proper heads.
The man who tells you he is no fool
may be only mistaken.
The barber is the only man who does
headwork with his hands.
The mercury never gets warm in it's
efforts to lower the record.
It was originally intended to have
sheet music sung by the choir.
Some men act like hogs and there are
others who do not need to act.
The most pitiful objects in the world
are girls who act like men and men
who act like girls.
The hotel clerk who puts on a
brilliant front is not the only pebble. A
great many newspaper men use paste
too.
It is a wise fish that can read be
tween the lines
Gabriel will play the last trump in
the game of life.
When cats fight in the dark they al
ways scratch match.
It's a poor article that can't get a
testimonial of some kind
Love levels all things-with the pos
sible exception of the head.
The iron grip of poverty is apt to
make a mans clothes look rusty.
It's more profitable to sell what 9TH
er people use than to use what other
people sell.
There is nothing that can equal
voman's scorn-es specially if you step
on it in a crowded car.
A man never realizes how near
deaths door he is until he reads the
contents of a patent medicine almanac