Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1897-05-21

funeral sermon.
The theory has been advanced by
scientific men tnat the atmosphere
surrounding our planet is gradually
thinning out, and will totally vanish in
time. And still people will waste it by
pumping ii into bicycle tires.
&. Il, Parman had srDashup several
days ago at the Duthie shearing corral.
lie was just starting out with big load
Of wool when wheel broke, cansing the
wagon to upset down the bill, injuring
several OF his horses pretty badly.
A man named GassonowitS, who lives
in Chicago, is the happy father Of 35
children. Thirty Of the children are
boys. A woman at Depart, Germany,
gave birth TO seven children last week
Nevada is sadly in need Of few such
people.
The Eugene State Journal says that it
Ia reported that the empaneling Of
jury In Dakota, consisting Of six men
aud six women, to try u prolonged case,
resulted in one marriage, two eope.
ments, three divorces and half dozen
scandals.
Catte.buyers are now working KIam-
ath county. For good 2 and 3-year-old
beef steers they are offering s25, but are
making few II any purchases, says the
klamath Republican. Some Of The cat
tle-owners are reported to be holding
out for $50 per head.
A serious cutting scrape occurred re-
Gently between here and The Dalles. 1t
was cut in rates, and passengers are
now able TO go TO The DalIes (85 miles)
and return for the fare Of 49, May the
good work go on, ID what the public
hollers.-Antelope Herald.
Speaking OF surgical operation, an
exchange says: "lt was successful in
every particular, and its results would
have been all that could possibly have
been hoped for except for the unfortu-
nate fact that the patient failed to rally
and died in few minutes"
When Gillian county man told his
wife that he was glad there was no mar
rying in heaven, and she replied that of
course there would not be, as there
would be but few men there, iar-ofl
look came into his eyes, and he dropped
the subject with dull thud.
A Condor girl recently received one of
the new-iashioned belts, as a present
from her fellow, which upon trying she
found to be several inches too long for
her. In her disappointment she ex-
claimed. "Ile should have known my
waist measure better than that"
1t has been discovered that an ordi-
nary wire fence, without insulators, can
be used for tclephoning as well as ii put
up for the purpose. In one locality in
! Kansas dozen farmers have their
houses thus connected with each other
and the depot and find it a great conve-
nience at practically no cost.
Here is straight tip to merchants: :
There's only one right way to advertise,
and that is to hammer your name, your
location and your business 30 constant
ly, 80 insstingly and thoroughly into
the peoples heads that il they walk in
their sleep they will instinctively turn
their steps toward your store. ."-Ex.
Rev. Bade, our new minister, preached
here last Sunday to large congregations.
lie will preach again next Sunday, in
the morning at 10 $50 and at in the
evening, and cordially invites you all Ia
be present. The \ p S & Il will be held
| just before services in the evening, with
the following subject: Peace; how and
when to obtain it,"
Wouldn't this kill you? The Idaho
papers are telling what wonderful revi.
val work Rev. Geo. Goode is doing ovei
there. Can it be posi- bile this is Lawyer
Goode, who has "broke out" with relig
ion? II 80, we want to cay that while
here he wasn't loaded down with saliva.
ton to such an extent as TO make him
bow-legged packing 1t around.
The Heppner Gazette man tried t.
say something nice about miliner ii
q recent issue. She had been getting
in an immense amount OF goods and hC
remarked boldly in his locals that he
was "glad to,see her stocking up" Th,
milliner did not appear to appreciat,
the compliment and got ns mad rs
wet hen, and seriously thinks OF stop
ping her paper.
Antelope is putting in a system 0
water works. Has Condor given up al
idea Of ever making such improvements
1t certainly needs it. Why not use tn
800 or $500 in the city treasury for put
ting up large tank, for use in case O
tire2 1t is II poor plan to wait until al
: ter the horse ia stolen before putting
lock on the door. Ii is also II poor plal
to not keep an eye out for the futur
welfare OF the town, instead of neglect
ing everything else in the mad rush I