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The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-01-11

LEWIS & co.

Timed fish are delicacy so
are timed fruits and vegetables
when of selected stock. We sell
these goods 10y the single can or
by the case. Customers buying
by the case secure Wholesale
rates and save a lot of money.
Our prices are as low if not
lower than elsewhere.
We have anchovies in salt or
in oil in different size tins or
bottles, Appetit Slide ! pound
tins. Yarmouth Bloaters, in | Id.
tins or smoked by the dozen.
Russian Caviar in tins; Findon
Haddacks in ID. tins; Herrings
in various sauces and Herrings'
kippered, Eastern Herrings,
Smoked Boneless with sailed and
fresh. A half dozen kinds of
mackerel in tins or kits. Sar-
dimes, five kinds in tins, Salmon
in lb. tins, Salmon Steaks,
Cocktail Salmon, Salmon Bellies
in kits or barrels.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-01-11

Clarence M. White is feeling proud
to-day. A II pound boy, entitled
to his name, has been added to our
population. Under tho old mon
archy Nj. and Mrs. White would
have been entitled to the Order es-
tablished for those who assisted in
furthering he old Hui HoouIu La
hui. Now, we can only present our
best wishes to the future prosperity
Of the youngest White and tie
parents.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-01-11

Scotch whisky has become one of
the favorite beverages in Honolulu
during the last year. The different
business houses have competed to
find the very best brand. The Royal
Annex now claims to have imported
a whisky which cannot be excelled.
T. V. f. is the name and the letters
stand for "The Very Finest" This
whisky will he served exclusively at
the Royal Annex and connoisseurs
will do we'll to step in and taste the
II, V, r.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-01-11
MEMORIAL BANQUET.
The Imprisoned Martyrs of 1895
Have a Happy Reunion Under
Favorable circumstances

The imprisoned Martyrs OF 1870 |
Have a Happy Reunion Under
Favorable Circumstances
Saturday evening, January 8, 1897,
was joyous one at that world
famed hostlery, known as Sans
siouci.
The occasion was a gathering to-
gethef OF those British subjects who
were incarcerated in the Oahu Jail
during he troublesome days Of 1895
without cause, having with them
few invited friends who had been in
the same pilikia at the same time,
to commemorate the second ami
versary of the event quietly among
themselves There was no political
significance attached to this little
celebration and politics as such were
strictly tabued during the evening.
Mine host George Lycurgus, who
had been one OF the band in prison,
spread most elaborate and stump
tuous board, to which all present
did ample justice, sitting down at
1880 p. m. and not rising till IL p. IN.
and special commentator aud APP
probation of his efforts in this di-
rection was given in unanimous
vote of thanks for the elegance and
quality of the meal which has never
been before equalled in Honolulu.
After the toasts had been given
aud responses made by all present
CMr. Kauiia being absent on account
Of his mothers sudden illness) an
adjournment was made to the draw
ing room, where music, song, and
jollity were the order Of the day till
dispersal time, when each departed
announcing that he had spent the
most enjoyable evening he had ever
had in Honolulu, and vowing that
the friendship thus begun in prison
and adversely should be perpetual
through all seasons Of future pros
perty or misfortune,
An elegant souvenir menu card
adorned with a portrait of Her Ma
jesty Queen Victoria and the British
coat of arms, was the joint gift OF
Messrs. f. Harrison and e. B.
Thomas to the gathering. This will
undoubtedly be preserved by all
present as memento OF the occa-
sion. The following is copy, the
menu being omitted:
Dinner commemorative Of the
arrest and imprisonment without
cause, in January, 1895, given by
the British subjects concerned
British Subiects-E B. Thomas
f. FL. Redward. A. Mcdowell, c.
Dunwell, f, Harrison, G. c. Kenyon
w. f. Reynolds,
Invited Guests-Capt. John Ros;
u. S. A.; Manuel Refs, Portugal; e
Norrie, Denmark; F. G, Camarnos
Greece; j. X, Kaulia, Hawsii-nei,
"The Menu.
"Toasts-The Queen. All nation
? alities, particularly U. S. A., Den
mark, Portugal, Greece, Hawaii nei
responded to by Messrs Ross, Norrie
Refs, Camarinos. Home Sweet Home
responded to by f. Harrison Gu
Absent Ones Especially Mr.. Il, Raw
lins), responded to by F. Redward
! In memoriam-Those gone before, il
: silence. Prison Memories of Friend
: ship, responded to by Messrs Nc
3 Dowell and Dunwell. Our Hop
and a Happy New Year. responded
> by w, r. Reynolds.
Mr.. E. B. Thomas acted through
out as an efficient and eloquen
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-01-11
Born.

WHIrE-In this city, January 8,
1897, at 1852 in the evening, the wife
of Clarence M. White son.
KANEHIwA-In this city, on Janu-
airy 10, 1896, to the wife of E, M.
Kanehiwa, twin daughters.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-01-11

There are three entrances to the
Pacific Saloon, but the cry neverthe-
less is half and half. This mathe-
NAUTICAL problem which can only be
solved on the spot. The half and
half il good, however.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-01-11

The business OF the Police Court
was very tame this morning, there
was no excitement whatever and the
routine business was closed within
one hour from the opening of the
Court.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-01-11

We acknowledge the receipt with
thanks of carefully, compiled Ha,
waiian Almauack for 1897, published
by r. w. Wilcox, editor of Ke
Aloha Alma Oiaio. 1t contains a
good picture Of King William G..
Lunalilo.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-01-11

The Pacific Hardware Co. will
have something Of considerable
interest to say 10 to. morrow's issue.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-01-11
PERFECT HARNESS.

For many years past we have earn
ed the reputation Of making the
very best HARNESS and Horse fit
tings in the Islands. Our make and
all our supplies are invariably reli-
able, Our new patrons sustain the
verdict of the old
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-01-11

Commodore George Beckley will
leave by the Australia on Wednesday
and will bring the now steamer
down. All honors are due to the
Commodore
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-01-11

Waikiki was at its best yesterday
for quiet enjoyment and good bath =
ing, and Col. Jim Sherwood felt
happy in greeting his many friends
and guests.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-01-11

The bark Matilda, Captain Nc
Kenzie, arrived from the Sound
Saturday morning. She is alongside
Allen e. Robinson's wharf
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-01-11

The o. g. O. S. S. Rio de Janiero,
Capt. Ward, arrived at $3.50 yesterday
morning 10a days from Yokohama
with II Chinese and 129 Japanese
for this port. She sailed at 8 o'clock
last evening.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-01-11

Ladies Night Gowns well made
only so cents, Ladies Night Gowns
embroidery Yoke, trimmed. Gloves
for 81 at n. S. Sachs.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-01-11
G.. r. COLLINS,
1897 King Street, near Nuuanu.
TELEPHONE 662
NoTIoE

A LII TENANTS AND OTHERS IN
N debted to Liliuokalani viii please AXE
notice that thu undersigned has been APP
pointed agent of her estate, under iull
power OF attorney. Prompt payment OF
Indebtedness is requested
y. y. GARTER.
dlS-lm gOS Merchant Street,
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-01-11

MMr, and Mrs. King left by the
RIO yesterday evening for six
months visit to the United States.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-01-11

Mrs. Albert S. Willis is slowly re-
covering from the shock caused by
recent sad bereavement, and is in the
hands of kind and attentive frie nds
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-01-11

Don't worry and make under wear,
when you can buy it so cheap, all
ready made at h. S. Sachs.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-01-11

w. o. Smith is still wondering
what kind OF violin he plays in Hilo.
1t is evidently the second fiddle.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-01-11

The Makaainans, f. j. Testa,
editor aud proprietor, has issued its
Hawaiian Calendar for 1897.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-01-11

At the band concert at Emma
Square this evening, members OF the
Y. III. l. under the leadership Of
W. Cuelho will sing solos and
choruses. Berger has selected a
capital program and should the
evening be fine a large attendance
is assured.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-01-11

The Sharpshooters averaged 443
in thirty scores in November and
43.4 in December.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-01-11

The Y. M. G. A. directors meet
this evening, and an association
meeting will be held at 7:30.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-01-11

Scotch Ginghams in stripes, checks
and plain colors, 15c. per yard at
Kerr's.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-01-11

Messrs. Glade, Vlzzavona, g. and
G. Wilcox, j. Il. Bush and f. Dsverill
arrived by the Hall yesterday.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-01-11

The Marshal went to Heeia this
morning to look into some labor
troubles.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-01-11

DR.. Emily B. Ryder was serenad
ed by Kamehameha School Girls at
the Arlington on Saturday after
noon.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-01-11

Plain Colored, Sateens all the
good shades, 15c. per yard at Kerr's
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-01-11

Ladies Muslin Underwear at bar
gain prices at n. S. Sachs, $40 Fort
street.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-01-11

Dimities and French Muslins
Plain and Dotted Swiss in all quail
ties at Kerr's.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-01-11
LOYAL AND GENERAL NEWS

Paul Isenberg, ST., aud family
have returned to town.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-01-11

Ladies Chemises B for 81, Ladies
Skirts for 80 cents at n S. Sachs.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-01-11

Capt. Zsigler aud Lieuts. Carlyle
and Wolters have been appointed
on the non-commission board
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-01-11

Sheetipg, Bedspreads and Blsn-
kets in all qualities at Kerr's.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-01-11

The foreign news brought by the
Scray is OF MINOR Importance to
Hawaii.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-01-11

Lace Curtains from 81 to $50 per
pair at Kerr's.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-01-11
BUSINESS LOCALS.

Ladies Black Cotton Hose Fast
Black 50 5 per dozen pairs at
Kerr's.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-01-11
MIR ]. w. YARNDLEY'S
Headquarters arc at the
Hawaiian News Cos Store

Where he will be happy to receive any
communication from those who desire in
struction in the special branches OF his
profession
Violin and Cultivation of the Voice.
He will attend to plano tuning FOR Ha-
waiian News Co, Telephone 100. Orders
Store, No, Ito, Hotel Street, Telephone
No O07. i77-lw
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-01-11

Company A has defeated Co II
in lhe final shoot 10y 33S TO 1858.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-01-11

Duke McNichol having retired
from the management OF the En-
pire Saloon to join the Criterion
staff is succeeded by by Lieut.. Car
lyle, and associated with him is James
Odds, Jr. In few days a new ice
chest will be put in and the famous
Wieland Beer, improved and brewed
especially for these Islands will be
on tap. Those prime old wines of
James Odds are still on hand, as we'll
as McBrayer and the several d. O.
LIS so popular in the local Market
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-01-11

The New England Lie Insurance
Co. of Boston, Mass, for which Cas-
tie e. Cooke are agents, have issued
another excellent calendar for 1897
In cool grey tones that materially
aid in depicting the storm, the cen,
trail picture represents, "a wreck off
Highland light, Cape Cod, Mass"
and the life boat going to the rescue.
1t is clever yet sorrowful concep-
ton realistically carried out,
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-01-11

Axv- Parties wishing to dispose Of their
are invited tn call IN us.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-01-11


LOYAL AND GENERAL NEWS
Paul Isenberg, Sr., and family
have returned to town.
Lace Curtains from 81 to $50 per
pair at Kerr's.
Sheetpg, Bedspreads and Blsn-
kets in all qualities at Kerr's.
The Sharpshooters averaged 44.3
in thirty scores in November and
43.4 in December.
Plain Colored, Sateens all the
good shades, 15c. per yard at Kerr's
Scotch Ginghams in stripes, checks
and plain colors, 15c. per yard at
Kerr's
Capt. Zeigler aud Lieuts. Carlyle
and Wolters have been appointed
on the non-commission board.
Ladies Muslin Underwear at bar
gain prices at n. S. Sachs, $40 Fort
street.
The Marshal went to Heeia this
morning to look into some labor
troubles.
Ladies Chemises B for 81, Ladies
Skirts for 80 cents at n S. Sachs.
The foreign news brought by the
Scray is OF MINOR Importance to
Hawaii.
The Makaainans, f. j. Testa,
editor aud proprietor, has issued its
Hawaiian Calendar for 1897
Don't worry and make under wear,
when you can buy it so cheap, all
ready made at h. S. Sachs.
w. o. Smith is still wondering
what kind OF violin he plays in Hilo.
1t is evidently the second fiddle.
EMr. and Mrs. King left by the
RIO yesterday evening for six
months visit to the United States.
The Y. Nj. G. A. directors meet
this evening, and an association
meeting will be held at 7:30.
The bark Matilda, Captain Nc
Kenzie, arrived from the Sound
Saturday morning. She is alongside
Allen e. Robinson's wharf.
Ladies Night Gowns well made
only so cents, Ladies Night Gowns
embroidery Yoke, trimmed Gloves
for 81 at n. S. Sachs.
Messrs. Glade, Vizzavona, g. and
G. Wilcox, j. r. Bush and f. Dsverill
arrived by the Hall yesterday.
DR.. Emily B. Ryder was serenad-
ed by Kamehameha School Girls at
the Arlington on Saturday after
noon.
Commodore George Beckley will
leave by the Australia on Wednesday
and will bring the now steamer
down. All honors are due to the
Commodore
Waikiki was at its best yesterday
for quiet enjoyment and good bath
ing, and Col. Jim Sherwood felt
happy in greeting his many friends
and guests.
The business OF the Police Court
was very tame this morning, there
was no excitement whatever and the
routine business was closed within
one hour from the opening of the
Court.
The o. g. o. S. S. Rio de Janiero
Capt. Ward, arrived at $3.50 yesterday
morning 10a days from Yokohama
with II Chinese and 129 japanese
for this port. She sailed at 8 o'clocl
last evening.
We acknowledge the receipt will
tLo,l-s ~ n oarafrllv npmpila6 III a
The Houma courier. (Houma, La.) 1878-1939, 1897-08-07
A WonderfL. crre.

Twas a martyr to muscular rheumatism for thirty
years; tried all medicines and doctors with no per.
Enanent relief. l was advised to take +. r. p. and
before I had finished two bottles my pain subsidized
SO I was able to work. Ifcei better than I have FOR
years. AMI am confident of a complete recovery.
J. S. DUPRISS NewuauviIlc, Fla.
The Houma courier. (Houma, La.) 1878-1939, 1897-08-07
Read The Truth And Be Convinced.

celient thing. We handle about one dozen bottiel
week.
DIS. J. M. n. r. RICHARDSON. Piedmont. 8. c
The Houma courier. (Houma, La.) 1878-1939, 1897-08-07
THROUGH A MOUNTAlN o. 0OLD.

( you want TO make money, invest your money where
money comes from. Gold mining is the only industry
in America, not crippled by hard times. Fortunes from
small investments in mining stocks are being made al
most every day in Colorado. The time to buy Knick-
erb0cker Tunnel mining stock is now. Ten dollars
invested may earn q hundred, a hundred may make a
Thousand. The output of Gilpin and Clear Creek coun-
ties last year amounted to $8, 100000. The sKnicker-
transportation Tunnel and its gold mines are
In Clear Greek county. Write and learn what the ems
inent geologist, Prof. Arthur Lakes says Of the sKnick-
erbocker.D mite number of shares may be bought
now at l5e share, which any day may riset their par
value Of one dollar. Some Of the richest mines in Coli
orado are on the same veins the Knickerbocker. For
full particulars, figures and facts write
A. a. MERMoD& co, Chemical Bldg, st.Louis.
The Houma courier. (Houma, La.) 1878-1939, 1897-08-07
Hot sprIngs surpaaaed.

A bottle of 7. p. p. has done me more good than
three months treatment at the Hot Springs, Ark.
JAMES M. NEWTON Aberdeen. Br~Wn Co., O.
The Houma courier. (Houma, La.) 1878-1939, 1897-08-07
Foo Rent
Houina Park,
Oyster Factory
+ GOTAUy. HnMnla In.
Foo Rent


@ANA aa5AA
ASTHMA POWDER. ii be burned
aud fh" smoke ir;lnllrA.
ASTHMAsMlXTURE. to I've tnken
Both ~ llpee preparations should
he nscti nt The same time. hat in mild
eases enc or the other will produce
relief. When nNl, snt nc the prppara.
tionsis used will not gna rantee per-
feet tefsi, Int will guarantee it when
''ntii arr usrtl ut Tie sauna tins.
These Two preparations have been
compromised especially for this disease
ASTHMA A. and ~ trunili,.s If the res
piralOtH ns2an~; in simple words, tor
every tlli"g thai viii impede the free
action Of breathing. OLD COUGHS.
Group. ~iutlammation Of ihA throat,
Bronchitis, etc. IL will cure nntlinV
I'll n, aud. recommend 1t for nafhimn
else than that class If diseases. For
those / will guarantees MY remedies,
give samples when requested and any
Inflammation desired.
lB7Samples and hnok sent fne hy
mail OH application.
#. GOUAUX.
Houm0. La.
The Houma courier. (Houma, La.) 1878-1939, 1897-08-07
From Two Well-known PhyolcIans.

We are having q big sale for your P. P. p, and
we prescribe it in a greatmany cases, and End it an ex.
The Houma courier. (Houma, La.) 1878-1939, 1897-08-07

Down in Georgia, over fifty years ago, a marvcIus medicine wsd discovered. TWAS what
growing with the years -
For Rheumatism, Blood Poisoning. Pain in the side wrists shoulders back and joints
DysPI2 Malaria, SsoIha, and ALL Blood md Skin Diseases it hasne wr been equaned
Its wonderful influence
r. r Z. IS q wonderful tonic and strengthened Weak ONE shouda always lake
Pr r.. 1t builds them Up 1t hast The universal concentration of medical men throughout
Ghec county, because we publish the formula OH every bottle and one t1 will convince The
otskepdcat that tisa geautne hhh reAger
The Houma courier. (Houma, La.) 1878-1939, 1897-08-07
10 t.he PmbIic.
10 The PUBLIC
no the Public mhd 10 Hunters
Nsameefns1w.

All persons are hereby notified not
to hunt or in any wiGe tfespass on the
Honduras plantation under penalty of
the law. SHAFFER g. MORRISON.
iune26- BINS.
The Houma courier. (Houma, La.) 1878-1939, 1897-08-07
TeatImonY from tI7e MaYor.

IsuFered with Rheumatism for ffteen years, tried
oil the so-callcd specifics. but to no purpose. Ny
new man.
W. H, Wider. Mayor of Albany.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1897-11-22
WHO WON :?

EY GEORGK AIDE.

II came very near getting what l
wanted, remarked doc" Horne, as ho
laid his cards on the deck.
The dentist studied his hand and
looked wistfully Mt the freckled boy.
Then he said "Ob, we'll what's the
user. He'd raise me anyhow So no
threw in.
The freckleu boy took the money with
an exultant cnucKlc and began shutting
for the next deal. The other players
looked at him shespishly and seemed to
be annoyed.
"Oh. you needn't laugh" said the
dentist "Id have played you If I'd had
ANYTHING"
Ibid you have ace highs" asked the
frecKled boy.
The dentist was too mad to answer
On the second deal the playing was be-
tween tho dentist and the freckled boy.
Your bet, said the freckled boy.
"I'll bet five.
IL S 90 your five and raise it, +"
"Hoid on. ! want to ask question. !"
"What is itg''
"Do you play straights in this gamer"
Certainly" replied the dentist.
"And straight is-where they count
five. six, seven, eight, nine"
"Yes"
eyes sauinted with doubt II guess you
can take it," he said.
Lets see your hand" said the den'
tist, taking il from him.
| The student pulled in ID cents.
"what did YOU haveg' asked doc. !"
"tives and deuces."
Not q straight
| have asked about straight IL Ia had
one in my hands"
The dentist pounded the table with
both fists and yelled with joy, while the
freckled boy swallowed something and be-
came rel to the ears.
He hed-three nines-and laid down 80
sbrieked the dentist.
Tbs student smirke1 quietly, while
Doc Horne stroked his chin beard and
shook with dignifed and restrained
laughter.
That's all right" said the freckled
boy, bitterly. That's oil right
thought he was new to the game, and
didn't want"
But the dentist howled again, and Just
then the "lush' entered, and the game
was STOPPED until be- could hear the story.
He received IL quietly and said: THAT &
what man always get when he tries to
play fair game.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1897-11-22
Splendid Carriage and Bicycle Road
Trains Leave Providence:

For Oakland Beach-6;20 M, 500 a. M, 1920
a. M, 1920 D. m, 200 p. M, 4;2O p, IN
5;20p M, go p,mr 7:20 pm, ll;2O p. m
SUNDAYS -8.20 a, M, 1920 p. H., 420 p, m.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1897-11-22

People can't ne gool-naturad. can't be
pleasant ~ they have ltthing piles.
Doan's Ointment will make anv sufferer
from thissnlaRuc OF the night happy. lt
gives instant relief, aud permanent cure.
troubles 90 come. Cure the cough and Ur5-
vent its results BY using Dr. Woods Nor
way Pine syrup
Pure bleed and good digesi ion arc m
insurance against dis'ase and suffering.
BurdOcs Blood Bittcrs keeps the blood
purs, the digestion PERFECT
Itching Piles. nights horr.d plague. is
Instantly relieved, and permanently cured
hv Losn's Ointment Your dealer ought
10 keep IT.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1897-11-22

The dentist laughed and seemed 10 be
somewhat copsoled for his losses He
counted up and said: "I'ro got 22 cents in
chips and you owe me 80 cents change.
The hoy produced the s. bill which had
bten tire sole capital Of tie bank. by
making change with the "lush.' and the
student he managed 10 get 81 cents, which
he paid 90 the dentist.
The student offered 81. 90 in chips. TIE
hoy gave him s. 20 and said: "Wait ill
set some more change"
Dec" counted carefully and made the
following report to the banker: II bHvC
here 81. l2 in chips ana you owe ne SLG0,
thc mount you were shy. That mako.
s. q"
"All right. ID C I'll remember that
and hand it TO you.
"how did you coiae out, DocY' asked
tho dentist.
lie doesn't know yet, replied th'
"lush. - Chiclgo Record.