New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-11-15
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Tho Philadelphia Records" calculating oarocr
saws. ~ see that your shoestrngs are tled IN DOW
kno,s pid YOU ever stop 70 think how much OF the
string Is required 20 make those useless loops' Prob
ahlv three inches o. each end Tie the laces IN or
binary knot. and you could cut from the pair four
n,eces each three inches long There are boVo peo-
pie IN this city and 100000 IN the United states
who wear laced shoes. II each OF these bought
three pair OF laces year. that would mean soV''V"
pair from which could be snipped SN"'"o e'ius'
rn... oisc.. placed end 10 end would mako con-
unuous shoestring l7.45 miles long-lons enough 70
stretch two-thirds OF Tho way around the earth sup
nose that tho shoestrtngs cost AT reAn an average
OF three cents q pair; then tho 100000 pair useo
annually IN tho United States cost sa7VO" ono
Nth o. their length could be done away with oy cu,
trg of tho useless ends and the value OF these ends
n therefore onenf,h OF their net cost $4,000 Ihis
sum would buy upward OF 100000 pocket hahokef-
chiefs for tho heather Of Africa Witch hazel or
bay rum7"
George-How's this' though. you never drank
only Drinking g! IN G msn x s4s' Ia. may az
WAYS been a teeto.aier, among some women Ihey
are just DAFT over one who has been 20 do
,aks another.-(}osion Transcript
1ou,, Wilrno.. OF Cairo. Ill. has Just sen. SIX
t.en-to-one head OF cabbage 10 William j. Bryan
7, has sixteen small but perfectly formed heads on
ono stalk.
Plsnty Of Exercise High Priced Doc,or1,You are are
convelescent and all ySg neea os asS sir bui
your walking should have an 061ect. ..o,,,, try.
pa;ient-An right. doctor III ,Faye arSana
i Wse X PORTO" e"''S" u '''
Frank Mark. OF Ct. Louis. Is the only pensoner IN
v,.souri who IL awarded 500 a month. yet he was
in tho Army only sixteen days and ala no, "s"'
battle He lost both arms IN cannon prac'ce
Ah said the bluss,ns awye whose oy Sen wo nid
'y %si MIND mind telling how you reached your YER
Certainly" replied the juryman; We felt sure sure
that IL he had been guilty no Wou Wnrth amsrcan
you 10 defend m."-(Phladelph'a Nor'h >'''e'
There 1, good deal OF ginger" in Newfoundland
,ou,raI,sr The ST. Johns Telegram" recently re-
,erred 20 tho Editor OF The 81. Johns Herald" as
"A palsied brat" and "A nervous parslytlc. where
,on the latter printed the following indictment or
his hated rival;
| That he Is soaked with rum
That he is always drunk when crisis arises.
| That he washes himself only twice year
Tia, he is always placed In tho ships hold when
travelling
! That tho hotels decline TO receive him As guest
Th,, HI, mere presence IN q city Is standing PROOF
that tho public health Is no, properly attended TO-
The Cornfed Philosopher."At no time" said tho
corpfsd her weak shoudsss
as when she Is harassed with tho care OF large ana
paying Starting probsmf Your grandfather had
lived eighty years and saved SO each year and n IN,
| n
eIy ksyEI Me grandfather didnt-ousehod Words
9Th, Hartford Times" says that two ripe straw
b,rr,es were picked In winsted. Conn. on Novem-
| Der 10.
Professor Ike Johnson win terminate h'g New
mort season on Friday next and VIII sa tor Lonuon
P1Es s ann IL ana S
these cities and other places In Europe 'e'"'"s W
! Newport In June-(Newport Herald
Word has como through PARK Harper Ierrr
torial cattle inspector Mt Fredona' ATE. 'hA' .h'
Tito Indians. numbering sevcrsi h""aFeu, ~'o "a
| terminating tho deer ana antelope III 'h' reHo"
| Iy,ru betwssn tho Utah line and tho Grand can
| ,,or ~ tina Colorado River. Tho Indians arc from
| ,ho San Juan country In Southeastern Utah. ana
have been In Arizona only since tho snow mas como
and water can be secured on the vast streamiess
mcsa. that lie to tho north or tho great gorge anu
in the Buckhorn Mountains along the STATE line
Tho points OF land that overlook tho Grand canyon
| mr.. well erased and abound In places OF shelter
| for animals With winter they become tho resort
ot thousands Of deer. The Indians drive the ooer
a rabbits are driven In California. CLOSING III .'
their prey arc penncd In on ono OF 'ne points
Then tho slaughter begins, usually Win .oon' -Nu
c,ubs Hundreds of tho frightened animals Ai'
,, No ,.o, ovsr tho cliffs, to be dashed to
| s,.,., ,hou..nd, of feet below, where they cannot
I've reached. The killing OF female deer OF ."'''op.
., crv time Is In violation OF territorial law out
thcro are no peace officers nor'h Oh ."' iNo. 90
| .,xo,o and no forco short OF several companies
., oo,,o,rv would be of any service. No care Ii
,a,.n nv tho Indians Of the meat the carcasscs
hc l left for the coyotes and buzsards. tn. killing
y" aors so.,v for tho skins. which are taken back
-, ho Ir,e country and tanned. II the slaughter 10
not soon stopped deer will soon DO extinct In the
region.
A JeweL-Visitor (at Chicago)-That young man
| YOU have In your ONCE looks uke u m's"'y '''i"i''
! shrewd young fellow . -, .o, o,,n, ,,.n
Chicago Broker-Smart! The smartest YOUNG cnap
| -. cot hold ~ Why he stole SJ,UUJ from me.
riaht under my nose. tell you. he has the making
| of q great nnancier In him.-(New-York Weekiys