The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1897-06-27

reduced. But who wouldn't paytA dollar
apiece for well packed trunk? And
why don't some of the people eager to
make money take up this work, for which
there is feminine and long felt want?
II has long been a wen known fact that
no house should be without its dictionary,
It's religious notices or the knowledge
that for % cents an hour you can get a
messenger boy to swear for you. Grant
ed that you are supplied with these lux
uries, there is still something lack
ing, and that is-the chatting
dish. The chatting dish looked at merely
as means to an end suggests good eating.
but looked as an incentive to matrimony It
Is just beginning to be appreciated The
average bachelor likes to dine or SUP on
Sunday evening in a house where there
are pretty girls. Lately, as it has been
too hot TO eat regular dinner, Miss Wis
dom has concluded that she will give the
cook an evening out and let her own
maid assist at the supper table SO she In
vites the aforesaid average bachelor to a
little supper which she cooks on the chat
ing dish, dresses the salad and makes the
coffee lin a French drip pot) her own
sweet self. This is very diplomatic in her
Miss Wisdom knows that she looks
charmingly feminine as she caters in her
pretty way to the appetite of her guests.
BY the bye, she would not deserve her
hdhiS II she Hdn guests DeLOre she had
thoroughly learned the art Of cooking on
chatting dish, OF dressing her salad as
IL should be and OF creating coffee after
the fashion of the French. She knows she
must not regard her bachelor friends as
dogs on whom she is to try amateur cook
ing But once she is mistress of two or
three good dishes. behold her invitations
go out, and every bachelor becomes con-
WINGED how perfectly delightful II is TO
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the table catering TO his desires.
The hight OF coquetry is achieved by her
apron. Miss Wisdom knows better than
70 wear silk or lace one. but she
chooses a big muslin one having bib and
pockets, RULES and strings. AS a delud
ed bachelor eats the lobster Ia NewburR
as he notes how the oil and vinegar are
blended on the green salad, as he realizes
that the coffee Is as black as hades and AZ
strong as love- then his eyes stray 10 thar
apron, and he wishes that he were the
string about the waist. He absolutely on.
vies the little gold pins that hold M the
bib, and he believes-infatuated creaturei
that he would hike to be small enough
to be put la one pocket And Miss Wis
dom cooks and laughs and makes him real.
lie how charming he r., for nothing pleases
man so much as that, while she tells him
how she finished up an Engllshman the
other night.
"Impertinence," drawls Miss Wisdom
is something best met with impertinonee
Now, you know that my grest-Rrandfa.
theirs were gentlemen when his were flsb.
mongers; ana yet the very minute he was
introduced TO me-that w. as soon as the
ordinary greetings were over-he announc-
ca IN me most insunerable manner, DO
you know you are the first American =
have ever met who has not fired her eard
AZ me with an invitation 10 come ana ace
herr ] raised my eyes and said nothinp
Evidently he had not heard my name
plainly for after n silence that seemed
IKE year he inquired, II Is Miss or