The Republican journal., 1897-12-23

L. +. Anthony, Elk Postmaster of Promise
City, Iowa, says: 81 bought one bottle OF
Mystic Cure for Rheumatism, and two
doses Of it did me more good than any medi-
cine ever took" Sold by A. A. Howes &
Co, Druggists, Belfast. 4m45.
81 got this for Christmas said Mrs Will
kins, proudly drawing attention to seal.
skin cape on her shoulders.
Indeed? And is it real fur ?' asked her
jealous friend.
st ought to be-" said Mrs. Wilkins, 81
got it off a fir-tree." IHarper's Bazaar.
Itch on human, mango on horses, dogs and
all stock, cured in 30 minutes by Woolford's
Sanitary Lotion. This never fails Sold by
A. A. Howes & Co., Druggists, Belfast, Me
''No, sirree,' said Jimmieboy, 81 don't
want to go into socks. Pm satisfied with
stockings. Christmas is coming, and stock
ings hold more (Harper's Bazaar.
rheumatism Cured in Day.
'Mystic Cure" for Rheumatism and Neu.
ralgia radically cures in / to days. Its
action upon the system is remarkable and
mysterious. 1t removes at once the cause
and the disease Immediately disappears
The first dose greatly benefits. IS cents
Sold by A. A. Howes & Co, Druggists, Bel.
fast. 4mo45
me" said Growler.
'Tisn't half as bad as Years." said
Hicks
Eyes" said Hicks. That's when the
bills come in Harper's Bazaar.
500.
DR.. Z. DetchOh'S Anti Diurelic
May be worth to you more than S1C0 il
you have a child who soils bedding from in.
contenence of water during sleep. Cures
old and young alike. 1t arrests the trouble
at once, 81. Sold by A. A. Howes & Co,
Druggists, Belfast, Me. ly2S
"Hurrah!' cried the millionaire of Yukon
City" See what Santa Claus has brought
me-" And the overjoyed CIpsus waved a
muttOn-chop in the AIR. 1t was indeed a
blessed gift Harpei $ Bazaar.
Relief In Six Hours.
Distressing Kidney and Bladder disease
relieved in six hours by New GREAT SOUTH
AMERICAN CURE" 1t is a great surprise on
account of its exceeding promptness in re-
lieving pain in bladder kidneys and back
in male or female Relieves retention of
water almost Immediately. If you want
quick relief and cure this is the remedy
Sold by A. A. Howes and Co., Druggists,
Belfast, Me- 1y29
A schoolboy was asked to explain the for
nation of dew. His answer was; 1.-The
earth revolves on an axis every twenty
four hours, aud in consequence of the ire
mendous pace at which it travels it persplres
freely" Tit-Bits.
For Over Fifty Tears.
Winslow's Soothing Syrup has been used for
over fifty years by millions of mothers for
their children while teething, with perfect
success. 1t soothes the child, softens the
gums, allays all pain, cures wind collie, and
is the best remedy for Diarrhna Is pleas
ant to the taste. Sold by druggists in every
part of the world. Twenty-Five cents bot
tie. Its value is incalculable. Be sure and
ask for Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup, and
take no other kind.
"Honest?" he exclaimed. Honest? Well,
rather. He not only wouldn't steal from an
individual, but he actually refused to steal
from the government once when he had the
opportunity [Chicago Evening Post
Sudden Deaths on the Increase
People apparently we'll and happy to-day,
tomorrow are stricken down, and in ninety
nine cases out OF every hundred the heart is
the cause The king of heart remedies-Dr.
Agnew's Cure for the Heart is within the
reach of all, and if there are symptoms of
heart disorder it should be used without de-
lay. 1t relieves il 30 minutes, and cures
most chronic cases.--25.
"They say Dumlev's wife rules him with
a rod of iron.' ooh, no; that's an exaggera-
ton. Why, she can make him jump by
merely crooking her little finger at him.
Household Words.
Eighty Per Cent. are Catarrh Subjects.
DR.. Agnew's Catarrhal Powder will cure
the worst of them. 1t has been tested a
Thousand times and never disappoints. 1t
is pleasant to apply, harmless, and gives
such quick relief. One short puff will clear
a cold from the head aud prevent the posi-
bility OF contracting this nasty disease
which taints about so per cent. of the whole
American people.-26.
rigson-"Havn't you dictionary in the
place." Merriwink: mo, sir. What do
how to spell word he hash It to go to the
dictionary to find outflow to spell it. and if
he doesn't know how, then he can't find the
word" Grigson: "But dictionary helps
one to get at the meaning of a word.' Mer-
riwink "My dear man, if l knew the
meaning of half the words use probably
shouldn't dare to use them any more'
Boston Transcript
Running Sores, the outcome of neglect,
or bad blood, have a never-failing balm in
Dr. Agnew's Ointment Will heal the most
stubborn cases. Soothes irritation almost
instantly after first application. 1t relieves
all Itching and Burning Skin Diseases in a
day. 1t cures Piles in to nights. So cents.
81.
A pompous bishop was having his portrait
painted, and, after sitting for an hour in
silence he thought he would break the
monotony. "How are you getting along? ?"
he inquired. To his astonishment the artist,
absorbed in his work, replied: "Move your
head a little to the right, and shut your
mouth" Not being accustomed to such a
form of address, his lordship asked, MAY
ask why you address me in that manner 2"
The artist, still absorbed in his work. ST
want to take off little of your cheek"
[Tit-Bits.
Nervous people find relief by enriching
their blood with Hoods Sarsaparilla, which
is the one true blood purifier and nerve
tonic.