Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1897-06-03
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simple historical fact that they enter
tanned a natural and laudable desire
to secure, each for herself, an eligible
husband. 1t was in this matter es-
pecially that Priscilla nose cauS ii
her the deepest chagrin. For never
did she find herself in the company of
. gentleman whose interest and adj
miration she particularly wished TO
excite but her nasal veins invariably
started to throh and burn; and doubt
less they did so all the more because
OF her painful anXiousness to obviate
this catastrophe. Viewed from logi,
cal standpoint and regard being taken
to the proper requisites OF good
wife, the little affair of a noses color
might reasonably be treated as imma-
terial But reason and rourtship have
no inalienable affinity, and the eligible
partia has yet to be discovered who
will propose to a girl while her nose
is burning fiery purple before his
| eyes.
That this assertion is not made with
out the book Miss Priscilla's expert
ences abundantly prove. Save for the
one drawback of her discolored nose
and that discoloration only temporary,
ttful. intermittent-this charming
girl had every quality of face. form
and manner that is most attractive to
the opposite sex, Expressive eyes. a
sweet mouth, a well-shaped head and
reck, silky chestnut hair, divine
figure (when she found out that loose
stays gave her no relief she soon dis
carded them), an irreproachable foot
and ankle. Her voice was soft and
musical. She had a delightful. cooling
laugh. She was modest but not too
modest: sympathetic but not too
sympathetic; innocent, but not too
innocent. In fact, mans girl to the
very tips of her filbert nails.
And was all this to go for nothing
Just because of one trit1ing disorder?
Was this whole galaxy of grace and
beauty to be utterly outweighed in the
scales by the trifling counterpoise of
few surcharged blood vessels Alas
| Il seemed so. And it seemed as if
POOR Miss Priscilla must make up her
mind to the inevitable. For week or
two she did make up her mind to it.
She let 1t be known among her friends
that tabby cat and a gray parrot
would be the most acceptable presents
they could make her on her approach
ing birthday She left off going out,
She embroidered half chair back in
crewls She talked about taking M
parish work. Perhaps she would
actually have done so. But now an
event happened which scattered her
resignation to the winds, which drew
/ her from her retirement, in a whirl-
wind of excitement and rivalry deter
miLed to conquer or die in the fray
matrimonial The event was this.
Paulina had become engaged to a baro-
net.
To be outstripped by rival in any
competition is irritating to anyone.
but most of all is it irritating to
girl in the competition for eligibles.
And if the successful rival be a girls
own sister it sensibly aggravates that
girls irritation, Not that Priscilla
was jealous. Tut! what ridiculous
idea. Jealous of Paulina? Well well,
But Paulina was growing conceited
and needed a lesson. II would do her
good to learn that some girls can-if
they llke-marry as successfully as
some other girls. Baronets were well
enough, But there were bachelor
peers about, and one bachelor peer
had, before her retirement. shown
signs of being smitten with Priscilla.
What if she really exerted herself now
and managed to secure him? He was
distinctly eligible; baron. of Old
creation, with a respectable estate.
He was youngish; fairly cookbook
ing; smart man of the world To be
a baroness would be very nice To PVT
Paulina's nose out of joint would be
nicer still.
| The baron in question-anybody'
baron at the present minute, but whom
she determined to make Priscilla,s
was Lord Morden. During the few
weeks that he had known Miss Pastern
he had been attracted by her beauty.
hut only in butterfly sort of way.
For Lord Morden was not a marrying
man. He valued himself immensely
on his own looks and appearance.
He was also very critical and exactins
in his ideas of female beauty, and only
cared to philander with those girls
whose charms were exceptional Be
fore her retirement from society he
had never happened to see Miss Pris-
ella with her nose badly a-burn. But
as i'll luck would have it, at the very
first ball that she attended after her
re-entry, and while she was actually
| flirting with her (prospective) baron
that troublesome nose fell athTobbing
and a tinglng and blushed its very
deepest and most startling purple
In this condition her face was any
thing but possessing. My lord was
great stickler for complexion. He
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