New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-11-27
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

.o. an ovo,ut,on read by Professor Conklin.
the embryologst OF the University OF fehhsyt
.,,, - the Methodist Congress. In Pittsburg. the
otber dav led one OF the delegates 10 '"ane VIZ
following remark: II hope this congress wiz io,-
no,u,, d,eanprove of this theory. The bioie tes
MAJ ,'han cod created man He breathed into
IT,. ~ breath OF life and he became living SOU.
Tho, accounts for his origin. We don't want any
monkeys here!'
claimed the poet 'that shall be immortait q ,..r
sent out and returned eleven times II was "
out completely. -Qnd!anapolis JOURNAL
p,uo,o,,h,s commercial traveller. who was
IN the yellow fever district during the recent epi
aar,,c .ent a. telegram daily to his wife, When ne
-a,urred home his wife said: George, you were
very in1udicious to send me 80 many "es'aee'
from the midst Of that awful yellow leVeF eou"
try. How did you know that w"u'dnt get tue
fever myself? But took the precautioh 10 i"no
Maria (the servant girD open all the kilograms, 80
Tho, ,ha germs W ,ud have the first chance at her
T, .eenns cruel but was justified in doing IT, WASH
dear?" George assured her that she had acted
With admirable discretion
that I had to stoop TO nterrogate him. wh'ch d'o
In this way; .. vo,, nsn.r,. nv little mann
W Un n S2 E .% g ss' johnny SH"n
And who is Johnny Green? T., .r,e Times
What do you pay him for them'"
What do you sell them for'"
You don't make anything at thatT'
..T.Sen what do you sell them for?'
"Oh lust TO get to holler. '-tDenVer iineS'
How old are you. little grl'' asked Boston
streetcar conductor OF small passenger the otheF
day.
II prefer to pay my fare and keep my own s'a-
tistics" was the reply.
s,InrIns insect ever lights on you hold your breath
until YOU can brush Il away. II you don't oreatne
ine the biggest yellow jacket in the World
can hold my breath for minute, and In that time
I could Kill the most OF them ana scare the o'hei'
away"-(Chicago Times-Herald.
Tho following gentlemen, according 70 the Balu-
more papers are active candidates 10 succeed
Mr. German as United States Senator:
Judge Louis E. McComas. OF Washington County.
Governor Lloyd Lowndes. OF Allegheny County
Postmaster General James A Gary. OF Baltimore
County.
State Treasurer Thomas J. shryock. Of Baia'
more City.
Congressman Isaac A. Barber, Of Talbot County.
state Senator Charles T. Westcott Of Kent
County.
Major Alexander Shaw. OF Baltimore City
Congressman william ". McInttre. OF Baltimore
City.
And tho following are among the possibilities:
Charles J. Bonaparte. Of Baltimore City.
Ex-Congressman John v. l. Frndlay. OF Balti-
more City.
Controller-elect Phillips Leo Goldsboroush. OF
Dorchester County
Ex-Congressman Milton @. Urner Of Frederick
County
Brainerd II. Warner. OF Montgomery County.
State Senator Stevenson A. Williams. OF Harford
County
Mayor william T. Master OF Baltimore City.
Bringing 1t Up TO Date.-The Park Commission
ordering a statue. .! suppose, said the
sculptor that you want this warrior mounted"
Yes yes. of course" replied the spokesman; he
ought 10 be mounted, unQuestionaby. but just now
you'd better conf,ne your work to the figure OF
The man and we'll tell you later whether TO put It
on a horse a bcycle."@Chicago Post