The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1897-03-31
All Sorts Of Paragraphs.
= Tea is gathered from the plant
four times year.

= Lea Is gathered from tne plant
four times year.
= 1--we is sale. to be blind, but
matrimony is great eye e-opener. y
South Africa has about 750, ,000l:
European and 3, 900, GOO colored inhab.
itants.
| = All o:fce-seekers now are men Of.
wait. They are waiting on the newA
president.
- It's when her lover wants to kiss
her 'for every year she is old" that
girl is torn by conflicting emotions.
Why is the letter 30" the most
charitable letter? Because it is found
oftener than any other in sedoingS
good.
- Russell Sage's income is SIS a.
minute, and the additional day ofy;
leap year enables him to rake down.
s21, 500. "
= The la 5st annual pension is
$95, 1000, F. COY Great Britain to the I
Duke of Richmond tits perpetuity
from the time of Charles II. "a
=" "Did you strike this man? ?" asked
the court sternly. IT did, but he Z
made the first assault" ssHow was
that?' "iStruck me for s1O.' #
| = Mr.. MacSwat--There is no light /
in the parlor, Deborah. Mrs. Mac
Swat know there isn't, Henry.
Arabella is receiving caller this eye-sss
ming. s. Z:
- Eagles do not have different
mates every season, as do birds gener-S5
ally; they pair for life, and some-s
times occupy the same nest for many
years. s.
= The director of the mint esti-ss
mates that there will be an increase in !
the output Of gold for the present year
as compared with last, of over ten ns
| millions. s9sf3
| = Of all the men who at on; Cor
bett, W. E. Halman, colt:ed ,{of. Dur
ham, N. c., had to pay the queerest
forfeit. He was compelled to eat "a I,
baked cat. ssSs -
"Chollie seems to have some. s;
thing on his mind, said the dear girl. Z
eyes," said the other dear girl.
"Chollie's mind seems to be complete
ly hidden s., 55
= It is indisputable that there are
black Jews in India, red Jews in Nal B
abar, browr Jews in Africa, and white
Jews in Europe and America, says the &
Jewish Messenger.
= Alethea-Well, I suppose Psne- &
lope is happy, now she is engaged to (
Charley Fathergil. Alt,erta-I sup
pose so. It always did take very lit
tie to make her happy.
= His sister (wildly)-Oh, Tom 81
Baby has just swallowed the gold;ring
you gave him, Christmas Herbroth- &
er (indifferently)-Well, never mind, &
sis. 1t was only plated.
= It is estimated that not less than Z
10000 rabbits have been killed in
Bingham county, Idaho, this winter. ::
The bounty Of % cents scalp has q.
encouraged the slaughter.
"My task in life," said the pas.
tor, complacently, Consists in saving
young men," "Ah," replied the
maiden, with soulful longing, "save
a nice. looking one for me.
There are no orphan .asylums in !
Australia. Every destitute orphan
child is sent to private family atthe
expense of the State and maintained
until he or she is IA years Of age.
The Woman's Christian Temper
ance Union of Battle Creek is in !.
quandary. 1t has received bequest
Of money and property from potori-
GUS saloon keeper who has just died.
"A pair Of spectacles cost in the
sixteenth century at least $3.50. 1t /.
was fashionable to wear them, and the q
larger they were the better; they were i
supposed to support the dignity Of the
| Wearer.
Bones of soldiers who were buried
at Clarksville, Tenn, when the female
academy at that place was used as sa-
hospital during the war, were uncover
ed by recent landslide back Of the
building.
A few years ago $500, 1000 bronze
2-cent pieces were set aaoat. Three 8
millions of these are still outstanding.
Three million Scent nickel pieces are
scattered over the United States, ,>butit ],
is very rarely that one is seen.
= Paris is the paradise of the dress
maker. There are in the city 10000
persons who make articles Of women's
dress and IS, 900 dressmakers. Ithas 3
been estimated that the yearly amount
earned in this business is over $3.50,
GIG, 900.
cat least" said the one who was
arguing with him, at least you must
admit that the average Of longevity is j
on the increase" "Of course" said
the confirmed pessimist. "The people
are getting SO blamed poor that they s
can't hire doctors.
A Kentucky negro robed himself
in white and repaired to cabin where
certain negroes were holding dance,
to play the ghost act. The negroes
recognized him, however,, tied the
! SuccU dTOuuo Ills HdlSG auo GACa SCe
fire to it. The "ghost" fled in flames
to convenient millpond and saved his
life by jumping in.
In Japan the family never gath
cr around one table, as the European
or other Asiatic people do, but each
person has his or her own separate
small table, foot square and foot
high, and always highly decorated.
When they take their meals they
kneel upon the mat each taking their
meals before him.
= Old Gentleman: edo you mean
70 say that your teach ers never thrash
you ?" Little Boy: ''NeYer. We have
neral suasion at our school," ''What's
that ?" ooh, we get KEEP in, and stood
up in corners, and locked out, and
locked in, and made to write one word
a thousand times, and scowled and !
jawed at and that's all. "
= "Did you ever stop to think,
DEAR said Mr.. Crimsonbeak, gazing
at his plate of lobster salad, "that the
things We love most in this life are
the very things that never agree with
us?" "Will you be sc kind, sir" said