The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1897-11-17

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"'rhcy have discovered lake up
in Alaska that is tccming with fish. :
"IIh ? | thought they did all their
tcaning with dogs.
SIS your baby intelligent = In
tclligcnt Why, if she wasn't she d
never be able to understand the Ian
guagc my wife talks to her.
= Wife" John, there's burglar
in the house + John Gcrvcntly)-
"Thank goodness he is not out in the
woolshcd my wheel is out.
My Freddie rode like lightning
the first time he got on wheel. "
"You are Gbbing! - "Not bit.
Doesn't lightning go in zig-zag?'
"Wcll, we'll, said the old friend,
chow did you ever come to join the
Salvation Army?" "It was the only
way" the young man admitted. "thet
l could get the public to submit to
my ColuCC plaJiHS.
There is no need Of little children being
eruptions. DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve
gives instant relief and cures perma-
nently. Evans Pharmacy.
= Wife What sweet smile there
is on the baby $ face, John Husband
Yes; he's probably drcaming that
nc y keeping me- awake
You cant cure consumption but you
can avoid it and cure every other form OF
throat or lung trouble by the use of One
Minute Cough Cure. Evans Pharmacy.
- Mrs. NJ. G. Linn of Galacio, Rush
county, Kansas gave birth recently to
three boys, whom she named after
Bryan, I.ccdy and Simpson. Jerry
sent n silver dollar to his boy to cut
his teeth on.
Small pill, safe pill, best pill. DeWitt's
Little Early Risers cure billousness, con-
stipation, sick headache. Evans Phar-
macy.
Henry, do you believe in the
universal brotherhood Of man p "Bc
lievc in it? l should say so down at
the sca-shorc this summer had thirty
five sisters.
You can't afford to risk your life by
allowing IA cold to develop into pneumO-
mia or assumption. Instant relief and a
certain cure are afforded by One Minute
Cough Cure. Evans Pharmacy.
Here's check endorsed j. II.
Tompkins.' Who is s1'ompkins, man or
woman p "a woman, of course"
"Why. Of course q "It' s endorsed at
the wrong end
j. NJ. Thirswend, of Grosbeck, Tex.
says that when he has spell of indigeS-
ton, and feels bad and sluggish, he takes
two of Dewitt5 Little Early ltisers at
night, aud he is all right the next morn
ing. Many thousands of others do the
same thing. Doyou? Evans Pharmacy
eff I had known sobbcd young
Mrs. Fitz, "that you would be such a
brute to poor Fido, I would never
have married you" "My DEAR" re-
piled Mr.. Fitz, "the anticipation Of
kicking that miserable little beast was
one of my chief reasons for proposing
to you.
WARNINa-Peraon who suffer from
coughs and colds should heed the warn
ings of danger and save themselves suf.
fering and fatal results by using One
Minute Cough Cnre. e Is an snfailibie
remedy for coughs, colds, Group and all
throat and lung troubles. Evans Phar-
macy.
= After trying for half day to
ride his new bicycle, the slim-legged
bookkeeper carried it up to the ettic
and thrust it in among the cobwebs.
II shall have to charge that machine
up to profit and loss," he said, with a
dismal sigh, 81 never can make it
balance" .N
J. G. Berry, one of the best known citi-
| zens Of Spencer, Mo-, testifies that he
cured himself Of the worst kind Of piles
by using few hoxes of DeWitts Witch
HaHel Salve. He had been troubled with
piles for over thirty years and had used
many different kinds Of so-called cures
but DeWitt's was the one that did the