The morning news., 1897-08-22

I'm
,s is an event in the house. The
=, .,r-jer-for. although We are only
.,5nle OF miles from lemon. We are
.rear distance from the postoffice-is
.toli3 youth who cannot understand
..,r1e bother so much about letters.
IL. nroud boast that he never done
,tr, so foolish as to write letter.
a why? Cause I wasn't foolish
,,, in the beginnin 20 waste time
..l.4rnin how to make pothooks and
,,rgsrs But with these here city women
Jimmie. have you got the MALL? or
,r,,-,is won't you go for the mail?' O.
.r,,-ria did you post my letter last ev
.',,.q until you'd think they lived on
.-.rs stead of bread and meat" We all
r-,r. that Jimmie scorns us. We ac-
I,ouIodge his superiority, but we don't
Ike him to carry letters in his pocket f9f
,.v.ral days while we are troubled as 90
As Getting of the answers thereof. There
nj, uss in trying to bully Jimmie There
u, nso in trying to bribe Jimmie. You
IN, onlv trust and hope that Jimmie will
,,ss fancy to you, for then he will post
r,u- letters a the proper time and de-
liver them when first received, indeed be-
have as near like boy angel as Jimmie
81 knows now.
began by bribing him. 1 offered %
e,rts week if my letters were carried
r-onerlv. There came a time when for
three DAYS / received no letters. visit
Fl, the postmaster convinced me that
mir carrier had possessed himself of my
81 letters and was keeping them. When
accused Of this wicked behavior, he con-
Tossed at once. but said that it was be-
cause made him feel like a "salaried me-
NAL Since that time the ducats that
prsssnt to James are given at irregular
intervals in a humble manner, which per-
mits their acceptance to be of lofty
B c7aracter This mornings mail arrived
4 about II o'clock We were all sitting on
4 The porch, and then came that pleasant
lime when women who get agreeable let
lers give scraps of them to each other.
a The girl who always wears her hair in the
i latest fashion read from her letter this
Il bt of news:
The vreaths of our grandmothers are
coming in fashion. The smartest brunette
when dressed for the evening wears her
81 hair rather low and sticks a great white
rose or a huge camelia at one side, while
tds prettiest blond girl is decorated with
Just such wreath of roses as the poets
Il Of he time OF our grandmothers used to
sing about BY the bye, a wreath is
II dangerous thing to wear. If il gets a little
Il al one side you've the most depraVed air
imaginable. Nothing at the Bradley Mar
l ball was quite as funny as the very
swell woman whose wreath had got lit
te at one side. She looked for all the
world as if she wanted to paint the town
| red and had begun by rather quiet jag
which had affected her head first. If you
take 20 wearing a wreath, be sure TO put
u on firmly and in what might be called
The We're de We're fashion,
"As 10 the latest toilet table, 1t is, my
dear simply lovely. 1t is heart shaped,
bu- lts point must go toward the window
before which it stands. None of your
present belongings will suit it. 1t must be
o-apej either in yellow or pale heliouope,
4 preferably heliotrope Mine has on it a
large mirror heart-shaped in its outline
and framed in silk. Then all the boxes,
brushes, trays hand glasses-in fact, all
i1e silver trappings-are spread out on
II hahtrope velvet cover. Below this, over
H AeiotrOpe veVet,is deep frill of lace, and
:. were not afraid that you would think
me frivolous l should say that the effect
Il was that Of a priests vestments. on my
. Mahogany writing table ] have sticks OF
H feiorope sealing wax, while the tele-
sflpn blanks are in a heliotrope velvet
case that has a flower-de-luce worked
upon L in gold thread. My new note pa
. pr d, pale helOtrope, with my cipher
mohoenms are entirely out Of fashion
ih gold up0n il. The very minutest de-
tfil Of my furniture is in the proper shade.
and il would be absolutely impossible for
girl 10 have the blues in that room.
lhnk this over and before you come back
conclude whether your room will be in
yellow or heiiotrope."
VIC all approved Of this description, and
Il i'n wo looked with wonder at the happy
mother of the two good children who was
la.-alns over her letter. She knew what
"a- expected. and she said:
Fly letter is from the other side OF the
hlt IL has in it a couple of stories
pave made me laugh. one is about
'.'e slri whose greatest admiration IS
property given 20 her mother. She
0' 4'afd of Mr.. Mckinley, of Mr.. Glad
o' Queen Victoria. OF Bismarck,
Voc mad never heard OF the devil un-
p" '-niF -omebody spoke of his satanic
\ 0e.ore her. She was very curious
".'" about him, 50 she went at once
mother the fountain head OF all
"N'.- TO her. and from her she heard
wicked persOuage he is, how badly
.a- ahavcd-indeed he was painted
y. very blackest OF colors. However.
= i'"e woman did not seem as much
'd with his blaekness as she
''' nave been, and so her loving moth
.ufu telling OF his meanness and
I'1ihlliy until he was az black as
''1'p1l coal. Then the little tender
warmed up toward the offender,
'HHs mp at her mother. she voiced
p. H-s Don't you think you are
9h the poor devil mamma? He
i' nr 20 much to blame. Perhaps
"a ''.a 1id not bring him up wellw
t 'i1er story Is about q son OF
M. Arnold. when he was a very
~. Boz had as decided opinions as
.f'n can have. one night the boy
r.. lf one say that the moon was
~ green cheese. with great quick
49, a1uounced: I don't believe the
re le ot green cheese Don't
81. his father. why notg on
t.. Young gentleman, I don't know
~ DON'T wen. for my part
D. , other j have no respect FOR poo.
t fitr opinions for which thcv can
~. reasons Young Mat was
~ MUCH horrIned and went
ff himself 20 hide IA feel.
fa next morning as