The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1897-12-08
A CASE OF INSOMNIA.
The RETIRED BURGLAR RELATES AN
INTERESTING EXPERIENCE.

How He Came TO Eat Roasted Oysters
with q Gentleman who couidn't Sleep.
He Didn't Make a Cent. but Enjoyed the
Rest aud Had Pleasant Visit.
II found the dining room Of a house
that l was looking over one night,
said the retired burglar, "filled with
glow Of light from bright hard coal
FIRE burning in crate at one end of the
room. There was just little bit Of gas
burning from one burner, but it only
made little yellow tip in the redder
glow from the fire About half the tn
ble was covered with folded white ta-
blecloth, clean ana thick and with the
creases still IN 1t On this cloth there
were a plate and plate Of bread and
come butter and vinegar and eatchup and
things like that. and on the other end
Of the table that wasn't covered, the
end nearest the fire, there was an old
fashioned square tea tray with the
lapannirg pretty much al worn OF
Looking dom by the fire. l saw on one
side Of the hearth a half bushel basket
pretty near full Of big selected oysters,
pretty uniform in size and laid in care
fully with the round shell down
1T was a winter night eolder'n
Greenland outside, and this room was
-ust as comfortable as it could be, and
that layout did look inviting, and 1
couldn I even guess who 1t was for, be
cause the house was shut up tighter'n
a drum-evidently nobody expected and
nobody sitting up But while l was
standing there wondering over it / heard
q door open-the one next to the one I'd
come IL at--and in comes a man that
looks at me for a minute and says;
This is an unexpected pleasure.
And / says it is to me. too, looking
at him at the same time and seeing
man maybe a little bigger'n myself
and perfectly resolute and capable and
able to take care Of himself
"'But sit down, he says, and eat
something with me. You'll find an
other oyster knife in the left hand side
of the right hand drawer Of that side
board right back of you And there it
was, and when | turned around again
the man was putting oysters ON the fire
in the crate Five minutes later he was
picking EN- up with a pair Of tongs an
laying 'eln carefully, round she'll down.
on the old tea tray Now. will you
Just help yourself? he says
You do this very oftenT says
"'Well. no, don't, he says, and
shouldn t do it at all if could help it,
but suffer from insomnia, and ] find
that when I can { sleep little snack of
something to eat makes me sleep. ! can
tell generally before l 60 to bed the
nights when l ain going to sleep, and
such nights have 'en fix up something
e. eat IN case I should need it, and then
/ come down and find it. like this. and
eating something sort of tranquilizes my
mind, and l go back to bed and 60 TO
sleep all right
He pushed the top shell off an oyster
in front Of him over on TO the tray and
put a little bit of a scrap Of butter on
the oyster and looked at it dissolve q
minute, and then he put on Just one
drop of pepper sauce, turned the oyster
over in the deep shell so as to get the
dry top side into the oyster juice and
melted butter, and then he ate it. Then
he dipped little hunk of bread into
the Juice in the deep shell and ate that
and then he pushed the empty shell out
OF the way On the tray and took another
oyster of the fire with the tongs and
began on that
"Darned if / could see how = man
that enjoyed eating as much as he Gid
could ever bother about anything hut
he did. all the same, that was plain, Oh
be wouldn't have been there
~ don't suppose. he says, that
YOU ever suffer from insomnia, and If
you did il wouldn't make any differ
ence, because you want to be wide awake
nights III your business, eh?' And he
seemed to think this was n pretty slick
little sort of a joke. Then / told him
how / came 10 so into the business;
that when | was young man i had
been great sufferer from insomnia my
self; that II those days there were not
nearly so many night occupations TO
choose from as now, and that my choice
was limited; that | had not followed
burglary from inclination, but that ]
was compelled TO do something for a
living, and burglary was the only night
work | could get at the time, and that's
how | came 10 take it up as business
'You don mean it, he says Put
on the blower and start mp the fire
little If I'd ha' known you were com
ing I'd had another basket
We'll, we finished EN- up, and says
TO him: What do you think; think
you can sleep now?' And he said he
thought he could And he let me out
the front door and went to bed, sup
pose know went home myself feel
ing comfortable hadn't made a cent
but it's a good thing to take a rest now
and then. and always did like roast
oysters New York Sun