The silver lance., 1897-11-26
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When sick the hsst thing you can take /,
y rest
A woman can sleep anywhere and eat
anything.
The sweetest smile is always bestowed
on somebody else.
A headstrong man IL AZ apt to be
wrong AZ he is right.
No man hates rival in love ~ he
hates rival in business.
No man Is ~ good ~ = good bond |
signed by several good men.
Some men are alive simply because it
is against the Law to kill them.
Every one dislilxes an old man who |
thinks he il too young for his wife.
'Possums arc not at to eat, and there |
is not very much fun catching them.
It's pity that the gnawings Of hunger
are worse than the pangs of dyspepsia.
We would rather 80 man unusually
homely than just ordinarily good looking
An Atchison woman has a record Of
wearing out two husbands and a son-in-
law.
Some men who are really lions, have
been abused 80 much that they act like
rabbits.
We notice that girls with steadies
never have fascinating girls come and
visit them.
Sympathy often moves the people
when patriotism fails: sympathy caused
ihe late war.
We have noticed that when man be-
comes engaged to be married, he never
brags about it.
A woman's idea Of true nobility il to
offer = woman her new winter dress to
copy the style.
A man hates to put ON new pair Of
shoes ~ much a. . woman hates to have
tooth pulled.
In almost every case Of marriage, one
Of the parties in time looks tho rabbit to
tho others wolf.
We admire people who have = barbed
wire air about them: there are entirely
too many genial people.
Every ones favorite adjective, which
he secretly enjoys most when applied to
himcelf, is prominent"
Give by Of twelve task, and every
one else in the family assumes the task
Of seeing that he does It.
II u good thing that girl II sixteen
only one year; otherwise she would be
worse spoilt than she il.
Let any man wander around with .
girl on bright moonlight nights, and the
last quarter will find hin engaged.
We would rather he able to eat pork
sausage and buckwheat cakes every
morning for breakfast than be president
II It in impossible to get rsw pineapple
cat plentifully Of the canned, and you
will finn immediate relief for sore throat.
When you put your opinion against the
opinion Of all other men, you are likely
to be euIlsd- cssnk, and you deserve to]
be.
| When a man says he wants to get
sway from his envir ,nments, he usually
means that he wants to get away from
his kin
Women regret to see summer 60: 1t is
70 easy and 70 cheap to entertain in sum-
mer, and have ice cream for refresh
ulents.-
A telegram frightens = woman. but a
letter addressed in feminine hand, will
sst a man to guessing. no matter how
epod he is.
There isn't anything better than sweet
cider with chopped ice in it. but you will
not get too much sleep the night after
drinking It.
II rabbit should screw up his cour-
age to quarrel with lion. and the lion
didn't fight back, the rabbit would final
ly slap his face.
When two brothers marry girls in the
same family IT II sign that # there are
any more girls in the family, they are
worth going after.
Unless woman's hand writing makes
all her letters stand up like toothpici<s,
she plainly belongs 70 the dust covered
memories Of yesterday.
II seems odd that = woman can be
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