Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1897-08-21
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/ the customer, The last syllable Is
silent" stifiy replied the tradesman.-
/ Tit-Bits.
HE may be all very well at story
telling, but he doesn't know much
about the turf" How do you known
"Why, he made the fayorite win
Pick Me-Up.
! Police magistrate-Have you ever
seen the prisoner at the bar? Witness
Never, your honor, but I've seen him
when l strongly suspected he'd been
at it.-Tit-Bits.
/ Mrs. Snaggs-I wonder what brought
on this cold snap. Mr.. Snaggs-Don't
you know? NO" THE traction COM
pany has put it's open cars in service"
/ -Pittsburg Chronicle.
Eastern-I thought you lived just
opposite the station, but l find you ten
miles back in the country. Kansan-
Yes, a cyclone moved us last week.
Philadelphia North American.
my wife is a most original woman"
said Brown. why, when l proposed
to her, instead Of saying, This is so
sudden, she said, Well, | think it's
about time. ''-Harper's Bazaar.
Nell-Flora's going on the stage.
Belief didn't know she had any tai
ent. Nell-She hasn't, but her aunt,
the great actress. has died and left
Flora her entire Observation-Disclosures
phia Record.
Seems like you came back from
Washington without any pie?" said
the sarcastic friend. ut is no use to
mince matters" said the returned Of
fee seeker. My dough gave out."-Cin-
cinnati Enquirer.
-.ranger-But | hear that your New
England climate is exceedingly Vari-
able. Natiye-Not a bit of 1t; quite the
contrary. 1t is pretty much the same
all the year round-continually chang
ing.-Boston Transcript
II had the infiammatory rheumatism
go bad once" said the elderly boarder,
that they had to call in a consulta-
ton of four physicians Sort of joint
commission, eh?" asked the cheerful
idiot-Indianapoli Journal.
what kind of language was that
you were talking to baby just now,
mamma?" asked little Ethel. That's
baby talk, my dear" replied the moth
err And did l once understand that,
mamma ?''-Yonkers Statesman.
81 gave Johnnie dime this morn
ing. What do you suppose he did with
it?" Cant imagine" Give 1T to the
little Simpson girl for kiss well,
say, that boy is getting the typewriter
habit early. "-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
you call him a great doctor? Non
sense" but he cures people," Sup
posing he does. l say he is a disgrace
to the profession" May | ask your
business, slr?" You may. I'm an un-
dertaker, sir."-Cleyeland Plain Deal
er.
Il hear you have fitted up a little cot
tage of your own and are going to get
married next month" exclaimed Jones,
gayly. NO; my tiancee has thrown me
over for another man." hopelessly
sighed Brown. He has q tandem!"-
Brooklyn Eagle.
She-"Why is it that poets are al
ways so spiritual looking? | don't
think | ever heard of a cOrpulent poet
He docking at her thoughtfully and
sadly for momenD-"It is because they
seldom have any other means of ex-
istence. "-Cleveland Leader.
Gus De Smith, saw your rich old
uncle on the street yesterday. He look
ed so bad that l was shocked" john
ME Fewscads (Who expects to inherit
his uncle's Wealth)-"Yes, the old man
has changed very much of late to my
advantage New York World.
Billings-"Bosh! Don't tell me that
Banks doesn't care for his wife. Why,
that man is completely infatuated and
/ have proof of it." Rockwell-"What
is your proof? Billings-"He consented
to take her for his partner in a rubber
of whist the other night. '-Cleveland
Leader.
Hobbs--"I think 1t was a deuced
shame that they put old Bibbine in a
lunatic asylum because he went daft
over Scotch dialect" Bobbs-"Oh, the
dialect business was bearable, but, say,
when he took up the bag-plpes the
neighbors complained to the board Of
health. Truth.
She-"Do you think, at the rate wo-
man Is progressing, that the time will
ever come when she will treat the man
instead of the man treating herY He
~ hope not. That was what got the
whole human race into trouble-Eve's
setting up the apples to Adam."-Cin-
cinnati Enquirer.
81 guess Jim can get away for that