The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1897-01-21

ball" ut Chicago last week.
January 90 is Kansas birtaa.y. Il
is also McKinley's birthday.
Over 100, 600 cattle registered at the
Emporia stock yards last year:
Fivs babies were born at Hope last
week. What's the matter with Kan
sas?
The Tribe of Cad" at Larned, does
not like to be called the ''Tribe Of
Cab"
Nine antelope were killed in the
southwestern part of Clark county Sc
Gently.
The county printing war is raging in
Stafford and printers ink is being shed
like water
In Harper county many of the farm
ers have not yet finished husking last
years corn.
Last week there was big snow out
West; this week the farmers are plOw-
ing for oats.
A pupil of the Lawrence schools has
been suspended for kissing a girl with
out her consent.
There are SO many whist clubs at
Minneapolis that the spots are being
worn off the cards.
Butler county has 1874 head of
live stock, the largest number of the
county in the state
Feed is SO cheap in Lincoln that liv
erymen give a horse 4 square meal and
shelter for five cents.
The police court at Newton manages
to get about $50 out of the fellows who
booze up every month.
The Ellsworth court house has been
sold under foreclosure and is now the
property of Mrs. Way.
A farmer in central Kansas has fig
ured out in logarithns that hen is
worth an acre of ground.
A Kingman young woman who bet
the oysters on Bryan has just conceded
his defeat and set 'em up
A Kiowa man mourns for the good
old days when money was plenty and
silk hats scarce in Kiowa.
They say down in Sumner county
that bottle of No. Geuda Springs
"opens your hilarity valve"
Both Ewing Herbert and Will White
could have told Bryan before he began.
that lecturing didn't pay.
The frontipiece of the Peterson's
magazine for January is a poem by
Roy Farrell Greene of Arkansas City
kansas City man smoked for forty
years and then died And he is still
smoking.
The parents ut Winfield are mad be-
cause of an increase of the lash in the
public schools there. Perhaps the kids
deserve it,
Kansas is the greatest place on earth
for people to have faith in the town.
1t is the predominating characteristic
of Kansas men.
A comic opera company torturing
western Kansas admonishes patrons in
its advertisements to ''sow on your
buttons tight
One of the finest farms in Sumner
county is owned by George S. Hill
Three years ago he started in farming
with one SOW.
The Pure Food show at Topeka will
be largely attended by editors who
will all carry baskets to carry samples
away with them.
At Winfield the question is asked
why is the nose in the middle of the
face. The answer is: Because it is
the natural center"
Marion county which always gives
Republican majority, is fareing better
at the Populist pie counter than other
counties which always 60 wrong.
Many of the patent medicine advcr.
tisements written in Kansas papers are
written for New England readers. One
such advertisement speaks of the dan"
ger of the January thaw. Kansas has
no January thaw.
On Christmas night the editor of a
prominent Kansas newspaper saw
three thousand delinquent subscribers
in line in front of his office all clamor-
ing to pay their bills. 1t was dream
and it has not yet come true.
A good story is told on Pop MEM
Der of the legislature. He wanted to
be in the swim so he engaged a room
at the National hotel. The first night
he was there he wrote to friend at
home and said that Topeka was a
great place, and that he was having a
gay time. He said that he Was trsrt-
cd ssmiUhfv nice. af his ho<x.. ~ho-