New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1897-04-07

The legislator says to the lobbyist:
faGet thee behind me, Satan, and I will
join thee IN thy room at the hotel.'--s
Cedar Rapids Gazette.
The poorest man in the would today
is the one who has nothing but money.
John D. Rockefeller.
Arbitration being mooted again in the
senate gives another chance to the dove
of peace. This is much better than pi-
geon-holing it.-Philadelphia Times.
ain politics" says the Manayunk Phi
losopher, @you've got to lead the pro-
cession to keep in it. The followers are
constantly changing. Philadelphia Re-
cord a
The leg islature has sustained Gov.
Clough's veto of the bill giving the
fourth insane asylum to Hastings T..
"There's no denying that I'm pretty
good" SAID the giddy young girl, as she
annolted her raven locks with peroxide,
@for is it not written that the good dye
young?"
Mems promises are like pie crust,
chiefly in that people seem destined new
er to learn better than TO swallow them.
Detroit Journal.
The best place to hang thermometer
is in the back part of the coal bin, where
you can't get at it. This little scheme
will save you lots of suffering--Somer-
vile Journal.
Little Greece has civilization on her
side but unfortunately not at her back.
Kansas City Journal.
The fact that contentment is better
than wealth is Of no practical importance
to the average mortal, as he is destined
to jog along without either.-Puck.
L. P. Hunt of The Mankato Free Press
will remain at home. The president has
given the public printers office to Mr..
Palmer of Chicago.
The really sincere women are those
whose prayers at night IN cold
room are never abbreviated by the con-
dition of the thermometer. Washington
Times.
If man has kin it is equivalent to
having troubles.-Exchange.
There are so many more mean men
than good that good man is always
under Observation-Disclosures Star. !
There is great advantage in being
rich; rich man can tell the same anec-
dote dozen times before his listeners
get that weary look,
The man who will mind his own bus
ipess always has something to do.-Ram's
Horn.
IT the gossip would think more, her
tongue would get more RESTRAINTS
Horn,
Kindness is a precious oil that makes
the crushing wheels of care seem lighter.
Eugene Field. -.
In public affairs the best attainable
good is the thing to be sought. -Benja-
min Harrison. e. - u.
Whiskey is going up; but it will con-
tinue to go down just the same.-Rush
City Post.
Ambassador Bayard announces that he
intends making tour of foreign coun-
tries soon, but does not state whether
the United States is on his itinerary or
not.-Kansas City World.
Dick Plunkett tells us that, when Cor
bett fell on his knee after the famous
blow, the man running the kaleidoscope
leaned over and said: Look pleasant,
please" Wichita Eagle. ~
. One would think good deeds were
copyrighted; thcyare so scarce. Wash
ington Capitol.
If a man could enjoy laughing at him
self, he would have plenty Of amusement,
Atkinson Globe.
A quandary IS exemplifed by meeting
your worst enemy when you are dining
with his best friend. Sketch.
"Some men, said Uncle Eben, kin
train er dog ter do anything dey tells
'em, an at de same time raise de mos
! disobejintest children in the neighbor.
hood. Washington Star.
s'Ask and you shall receive may b.
biblical but it's not always good politics
Ask not, that ye be not refused, is better
VIM. Dawson Jr. of the Bank 81 Min
nesota and late owner OF the Globe ihal