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Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1897-04-22
THE JOKERTS; CORNER.
WIT, HUMOR AND SATIRE ORIG
LNAL AND SELECTED.

Tho storm NJ Sea--A Rivals Severe jest,
e Cause of y Sudden shOck-shs
Never Klssedr-The Prise Eight Up,to-
Date.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1897-04-22

Talsehood may have It's hour, but IL
has no future.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1897-04-22

When It comes to remembering
things he is trying to forget, every
mans memory Is phenomenal.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1897-04-22

Never say die until you are dead. and
then II Is no use, so. let 1t alone.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1897-04-22

One of the hardest lessons to learn 10
that we are made out Of the same KIND
OF clay as other folks.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1897-04-22
Spring hunlOrS

Those unsghtly eruptions, painful boils, annoy
ing pimples and other affections, which appear so
generally at this season, make the use Of that
grand Spring Medicine, Hoods Sarsaparllla, a.
necessity, Take Hoods sarsaparilla now, 1t will
do you wonderful good. 1t win purify your
blood, give YOU an appetite, tone your nerves,
strengthen your stomach, and cure all Spring
humOrs. Be sure to get only Hoods,
Hoods SarsapariIla
Is sold b. all druggists. Price, 81; six for 9S
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1897-04-22

There is such thing as having great
influence without having great talent
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1897-04-22
CHAPTER XII.

HE appeal sOlleileu
me, and, with a
sudden impulse OF
remorse and pity, !
took the old mother
In my arms, With
her head on my
shoulder she sobbed
her thanks, and
continued her sto.
ry calmer now be-
cause Of this little
act Of sympathy.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1897-04-22

Might mop through all eternity
And never mop 1t dry,
There came bang of thunder loudt
1t bumped against the poles
The lightning jiggled through the cloud
And pricked 1t full Of holes.
The raindrops trickled down like tea
Or ginger-beer upset;
They trlckled straight into the sea
And got their feet all wet.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1897-04-22
Tho storm at Sea.

HE cloud was Sit
ting on the
air;
The air W a g.
stuffed with
breeze;
II made a nice, soft
easy chair,
AS bouncy as
you please.
The sea was moist
as moist could
be;
So moist that you
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-07-13
BRAMBH.ETON,

The W. c. ". IT, will meet this after
noon at o'clock with the president,
Mrs. Thompson. 200 North Park avenue.
Mr.. 5. G. Conner and daughter, Miss
Anna, of ZIG West Bramblcton avenue,
left Saturday for Goshen, O., to attend
the funeral Of the formers brother.
Miss Onie Garter. who has been on a
visit to the family of her brother, MIR.
T.. +. Garter 100 East Highland avenue
expects to leave Tomorrow for her home
III Amelia county, stopping at Richmond
eli route.
Mrs. y. l.. Ross and family, Of Balti-
more have come to this city. and are
making their home at No. 324 East High
land avenue.
The Il. y. p. u. OF Park Avenue Bap-
list church gave quito an interesting
social and musical entertainment last
night, which the public enjoyed very
much. The following programme was
rendered:
SINGING ........ ......By Congregation
l'ialto Snio .............. -. Miss Furrar
ltccitation ........ ......M Miss 0dcnd' hal
Instrumental Duet-Mcssrs Yahn and
Morton.
AddrcSS-Fhc Rev. ~. s. Lloyd, Of St
Lukc's p. T. church.
!tccitation 800. Portius Deming
instrumental Duct
The Rev. Ernest Stevens. or Calvar.
'ii'iSIi, I-S iChbuiS, hItttNcu Two CTir-
nest sermons at Mckendrcc NJ j.
church Sunday. The congregations
were good and the singing by the choir
very acceptable
The Rev. +. II. Martin celebrated a
marriage at his residence on East
Highland avenue. last night ut O'Clock.
the contracting parties being Mr.. ]. NJ
l2aSon, Of Mozart avenue and Miss
Matte Il. McGhee, OF Richmond
Mr.. w. w. Eoothe druggist. who has
been i'll a wec!. or two at his home
corner Bramhleton and Reservoir ave
nucs, was considered somewhat better
last evening.
The ladc. OF St. Peters Guild win
give lawn party Thursday night at
the rectory. on North Park avenue.
Mr.. William +. Phillips, who resides
on Brown avenue has opened a drug
store at the corner of Eramblcton and
Cook avenues
The young ladies Of McKendrce Ep-
worth League will give n. lawn party to-
night en- the lot opposite the church.
Columbia COnclave No. :, IIcptasophs
had a public Inhalation Of officers at
Migrants hall last night.
The regular weekly meetings or the
Kings Daughters have been discontin-
ued for tho summer Any cases Of
sickness or restitution, If reported to
Mrs. J. n. Webster, 10 Park avenue. or
Mrs. Morton Gordan, Rose avenue, will
receive proper attention.
Mr.. J. b. Turner has occupied the
stand near the corner of Park and
Bramb!cton avenues. where Mcssrs.
Reeves Bros. once kept stationery, etc.
Little Miss Antha Scott, who spent
several months with her sister, Mrs c..
B. wilkins, No. % North street, is on q
visit TO relatives at Elizabeth City
Miss Mary T.. Sawyer, OF Cooley ave
nuc, was taken to st. Vincents Hospital
some days ago. where she underwent a
surgical operation, which proved n sue
cess. but some days since the patients
condition has grown worse. and yes
terday she was reported dangerously ILL.,.
Nh. Thomas Hanlin, Of Avenue A,
who spent two months with his aged
mother In Ireland, has returned home 81
The Infant daughter Of Mr.. and Mrs.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-07-13

The colored bicycle races ut Gilcnt
yesterday called out Il large asscinblag &c
or colorCd cyclerS and their friends
Thc principal race between Gillian
che Norfolk cSpcrD and two WaShng-
tom whcclmcn, resulted in favor OF tbs.
Visitors. Gillian and his friends claimed
that his rivals crowded him off the track
by closing in ahead Of him and not al
lowing him TO pass. The visitors were
given the two medals and purse Of $50
Tie race between the two Washing
ton whecmcn did not come Off on ac-
count OF a fall received by one of them.
There was considerable dissatisfaction
over the races, and some trouble occur
red, the police making one arrest.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-07-13
Oados Hurst. Of CcntraI avenue, was
thought to be in a dying condition yes.

Oados Hurst. Of CcntraI avenue, was
thought to be in a dying condition yes
terday.
Go on the moonlight excursion to-
night. LckicS Memorial church has Sc
cured the steamer City of Chester for an
evening outing. The steamer will leave
McCulloughs wharf, Atlantic city. at
1870 p. m, and leave Old Point Com
fort at 10 y m. This will give n pleas
ant stop at Old Point.
Miss Kate Drumcll, or Philadelphia,
Pa, Is visiting Miss Vcrgie Shafer, on
Moran avenue.
lsS May Williams is sick at her
home, on Eleventh street.
AN excellent sermon by Iaylnan
was preached IN the Ia ptist Tabernacle,
on Moran avenue, Sunday evening.
The Rev Willie I[eefe. the pastor, was
i'll. and Mr.. Willie Landlord filed the
pulpit
ST. Peters church. corner Brown and
Clay avcnuca-Scrvccs a. II n m and
SIS y. m. Rev. Charles Il. Woodson,
rector.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-07-13

THE Hub" has purchased the entire
stock Of Andrews & Parker, and will Of
fer 1t beginning Saturday morning at
nearly fifty cents on the dollar OF their
prices. II you've any idea OF buying
new suit o. new furnishings, wait and
see the extraordinary values that will
he offered. The whole stock ia this
sea aon's DIGEST goods. IT was a stroke
of enterprise for THE Hub" to get
them. 3I4 Main street iy 1927
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-07-13
It IS NO EXjdGaERa1'I0N.
lily Treatment is the Best. 1t Cures
if a Cure is Possible. II Does
Good in Every Case.
Here is a Case Of Dry Catarrh. lie
Most IntractahIc Form Of All
Catarrhal Affections.

throat, feeling us If he We're going to
FAINT: ringing IN the ears, &c lie says:
After i've years Of Severe pain and sur
irrihE from tntnrih Of heal and throat,
and having spent much money for mcCii-
cncS. :tild having been treated by several
physic;ans without success, saw yo,lr
advertisement and concluded 10 trv Won
] have ben very Crcatiy benefited and re-
lieved. The ringing in the ears still an
noys me some, but is nothing like Us bad
as ii used TO he.
J. c. CORCORAN.
LaTbert's Point, Va
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-07-13
Every Sunday Questions md An


A.-Twenty-seven minutes, 16 Ali sec
onds past o.
Q.-An S-gallon cask filled with vine
gar; n 3 and and 5-gallon cask empty.
How can gallons he measured?
Off the average man wears q pair
Of our So. co patrol shoes Az months, how
long will they wear you?
A.-As long as any shoes will wear.
even at higher price. as they are made
with the best OF sole and upper leather,
and giving comfort even In extreme hot
weather.
TO be had only at
HIILLER'S SHOE STORE.
5s.1 "a Bank ST., Opp. Courthouse,
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-07-13
The GrandeSt Remedy

Mr.. r. B. Grecvc. merchant, OF Chill
howic. Va, ccrtifies that he had con
sumption. was given UP to die, sought all
medical treatment that money could
procure, tried all cough remedies he
could hear OF, but got no relief: snont
many nights sitting up in q chair; was
induced to try Dr.. Kings New Discovery
and was cured by use OF two bottles.
For past three years has been attending
to business, and says DR.. kings Now
Discovery is the grandcst remedy ever
made. as It has done SO much for him
and also for others in his community.
DR.. King New Discovery is guaranteed
for Coughs, Colds and Consumption. It
don't fail. Trial bottles free at Bur.
row, Martin & Co.'S Drug Store.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-07-13

Had to close the doors ut Levy Bros.
great rebuilding sale. Could not wait
on the crowds. Will have more sales
people tomorrow. Come early to avoid
the rush.
Levy Bros Great Rebuilding Sale
continued for the next thirty DAYS.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-07-13
Norfolk Iron Works,
GEO. w. DUVAL & CO.,
No. is Water Street. Norfolk, Va.

ENGINES, BOILERS, sAWMILL md
all kinds Of machinery or the most inn
proved patterns. Also repairing at the
shortest notice. PARTICULAR attention to
Steamboat work. DllFAL'S PATENT
BOILER TUBE FERRULES are tho
only perfect remedy for lc:liy boiler tubes,
Tnev can be inserted in ~ few minutes nv
any engineer. and arc warranted to stop
leaks.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-07-13

TWO gentlemen can get 4 nicely fur
lishrd room, in good locality; ten min
10 cents II week apiece. Apply IL Arling-
ION Place. ivll-3i*
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-07-13

SUFFOLK BAKERY FOR SALE-Ow-
lni TO the Tact that The owner has ether
business interests. the Sulfol!: bakery
The only ono in 4 town of $500 inhbi-
tAnts, is offered for sale cheap. The
bakery is well ciuinpcd Tor every branch
o! the work, and is don: good cash
nuSlNgS$. Easy terms. Address THE
SUFFOLK BAKERY, Suffolk, Va
jSg-lW
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-07-13

VISITORS 10 Virginia Beach can obtain
excellent rooms, board, or single moa Is
n, moderate prices, at MADAM SEES
Tho first house north from the ucpot
Large rooms and special terms for ,,ar-
lies or lanltltS. iyI-lNrt
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-07-13

The Jefferson, Richmond. Va, Is con-
Quoted strictly upon the European plan
for the summer months. with cafe
charges rs moderate us any flrst-class
restaurant in the State. Good rooms
can be had for SLIGO per, day and up
ranIl1S. {s Is8+s 3y10-1m III
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-07-13

WANTED-AN IDEA. Who can think OF
some Simple thing to patent? Protect
your Ideas; they may bring you wealth
j.. Patent Attorneys, Washington, d. G..
for their 81 500 prize offer and Est of J. 900
inventions wanted. a2o-Iy
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-07-13
SPECIAL NOTICES.

| HAVE THIS DAY appoint cd J. Beech
man my agent for my store, on Liberty
street, near Eleventh street, and author
ne him 10 buy and sell for cash. s.
SACHS, iyIl-5t
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-07-13

who will work for 81 per
" day, salary or commission paid. CLIFF
TON SOAP & MFG. CO. Cincinnati. 0.
i oc1l-su-ly
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-07-13

WANTED-To sell or rent Il wood and
coal yard and grist mill IN good business
locality; plenty of territory and no bust
ness to conflict; cause for dtsposinG. too
much business Cor tho owner. Address
Box 49, Jscrklcy, Va. jyS-6t
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-07-13
Going ! Going! Going i!

The special midsummer prices quoted
by Messrs. G. L. Greenwood & Bro, pro-
duce good results. the former creating
q lively trade unusual for summer and
ri,c general public securing special bar
Nnins In gold and silver ware. Tourists
will find q flril supply Of Eastman's i<o-
dalt supplies ut "rhc Cnsket," at strict
IL manufa cturcrs fixed prices. Save time
and money by patron!zing The Casket,
2t3 Main street. old No. 1853.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-07-13

FOR RENT.-A wcll-f,irnished front
room. Win or without board. Also one
or Two table hoardcrs. Apply at % Main
street, next Farmers Bank. Terms very
rcuSaua bic. iylO-tr
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-07-13

w ANTED.-YoNng lady to assist In pho
tograph gallery at Ocean View Apply
at gallery on grounds. jullS-lt.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-07-13

WANTED-200 women and $50 mon nj
once to work in private families North:
pay best of wages: call. We furnish
work whether YOU have money or not at
j. j.. NAlDEN'S AGENCY, 4GS Church
street. norfolk, Va. jy9-itt
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-07-13

MANITOBA small farm, say thirty
acres. ten acres wooded, twenty clear
not more than twelve miles from Nor
folk; must be cheap for cash. Address
n a. H. Virginian Office. Norfolk,
va. ll-1W.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-07-13

MONEY 70 i.END--If YOU, want Ia bor
row on Il city house OF TO build Il house
where il Will cost you only $50 Il year
for interest ana i!fc Insurance for each
$3.50. ana where YOU can pay the plin-
c!pni back on almost any terms you may
select during II period OF from five 10
twenty years. II you live, and in case OF
death the whole debt is cancelled call
on j. NJ. GOAD, 10 Bank street. julS-lm
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-07-13

A Grand voices at Ocean View this week
AZ tenor George Preston Is j, hard Il to
beat, II !, & 3, /. ~ jul3-tt
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-07-13

W ANTED.-Thl'cc or four conncctin..
rooms. with kitchen and uso of bath for
!1Snt housekeeping. in Il central neigh
borhood Possession August 1st. !\d-
dress w, care Virg.nian jyl3-lw
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-07-13

MAN AND WEE OR YOUNG MEN
can secure nicely Furnished rooms and
board III private family: western part OF
city: references exchanged. Address
y. this office. macO-tf
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1897-07-13

EADIicS! Chchcstcr's English PcnnyroyaI Pills
Is T,k Sn 90 az, RF,"@ are The nest So i.Iai
Chichester Chtnsc:st Co. i'li,as.a.n. '" f..
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1897-10-12

The County Fair opened at Provo
Yesterday.
Next Saturday and Sunday will be
quarterly conference at Provo.
Did it ever occur to you whose hair is
thin and constantly falling off that this
can be prevented? Halls Hair Remover
is sure remedy.
James Mason exhibited an ironing
board at the fair which is something
new in that line. He intends introduce
ing them to the trade.
Don't nauseate your stomach with
teas and bitter herbs but regulate your
liver and sick headache by using those
famous little pills known as De Wits
Little Early Risers.
It heals everything except broken
heart, may be said OF De Wits Witch
Hazei Salve. Piles and rectal diseases
cuts. burns, bruises, teeters, eczema and
all skin troubles may be cured by it
quickly and permanentlp. II. B. Merri-
hew.
Prof. T.. Beesley was in Lehi on
Thursday and gave us call. He was
looking for place to rent and if q
suitable place can be secured he will
become a resident OF Lehi.
On Thursday at Provo the case OF
Utah Carpet and Drapery Co. VS. L. w.
Brown, in which plaintiff sued for SOL 80
with interest from August Is, 1896 was
decided in favor of plaintiff, the jury
awarding the plaintiff company $sl.5O.
e. Z. Corfman appeared for plaintiff
ard David Evans and Jacob Evans for
defendant. The case was tried in the
Justices court in Lehi, and a verdict OF
no cause OF action returned, from which
paintif. appealed.
''I crave but One Minute" said the
public speaker in husky voice. and
then he took dose of One Minute
Cough Cure, and proceeded with his
oratory. One Minute Cough Cure is
unequalled ior throat and lung troubles
H. B. Merrihew.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1897-10-12
RCIoVn Baking Powder QCrown Spices are best
~ Leader every tme Dsma EaVmar Extracts from Fruit

We solicit your patronage, not solely
upon the ground that our goods are
Manufactured in the state, but upon the
broad basis that we are giving you let
ter value Tor your money than you can
possibly receive by asking your grocer
Tor some brand, which in most cases
will be found to be an inferior article
costing the same or more money. Sup
port home industries and others will
start, which means better times.
HEWLETT BROS. Salt Lake City.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1897-10-12
Stealing Hay.

On Thursday Israel Evans noticed
some men helping themselves to bhis
hay, and on going over to the field and
asking them to dig up for it they
emphatically refused to pay. He came
to town and swore out complaint and
a warrant was placed in the hands of
Marshal Thomas who at once started in
pursuit. He overlook them near Cedar
Fort Fields. The owner OF the outfit
wanted to 90 on to Mercur and gave go
for his appearance before the justice
here today. The two men who were
with him were arrested and brought to
Lehi. Friday morning they had hear
ing before Justice Gilchrist. They
stated they were just riding with the
man and had helped load the hay as he
had told them he had bought it. They
were discharged.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1897-10-12
Our rs and....
....Other Eyes.

Our rs are just as strong as
they were fifty years ago, when
we have cause to use them.
But we have less and less cause
to praise ourselves, since others [
do the praising, and we are
more than willing for you to see
us through other eyes. This
is how we look to S. +. Boyce,
wholesale and retail druggist,
Duluth, MINI, who after a
quarter of century of obser-
vation writes:
~ have sold Ayers Sarsapa-
Tilla for more than rs years,
both at wholesale and retail,
and have never heard anything
but words of praise from my
customers; not single COM
plant has ever reached me. l
believe Ayers Sarsaparilla to
be the best blood. purifier, that
has been introduced to the gen.
eral public" This, from a
man who has sold thousands of
dozens of Ayers Sarsaparilla,
is strong testimony. But it
only echoes popular sentiment
the world over, which has, ,
I "Nothlng but words of praise
for Ayers Sarsaparilla."
Any doubt aboutit? Send r"Curebook"
1t kills doubts and cures doubters.
Address j. c. AVER Co., Lowell. Mass.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1897-10-12
NOTICE.
Water Taxes.

Twill receive water taxes at my resi-
dence each Monday, and at the City
Hall each Saturday until Nov. 10, 1897.
john WooDHousE,
Collector Lehi Irrigation Co.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1897-10-12
"Sweet and Low"

In happy, blissful childhood's days,
The cane did many noble feat;
But now we find, with some amaze,
The beater beaten by the beet
Sugar Cane
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1897-10-12
Voluntary Testimony.

The following story, which halls from
a north country town, shows there are
widely varying ideas as to what consti-
tutes voluntary testimony on any sub
ject:
did understand you to say that this
boy voluntarily confessed his share in
the mischief done TO the schoolhouse ?"
asked the magistrate, addressing the
determined-loollin female parent of q
small and dirty boy.
eyes, sir, he did," the woman re-
sponded. 81 just had to persuade him
little, and then he told me the Whole
thing voluntarily"
GLOW did you persuade himg'
queried his worship.
swell, first, gave him q good hid
ing" said the firm parent "and then |
put him TO bed without any supper, and
took his clothes away and told him he'd
stay in bed till he confessed what he'd
done, if twas the rest of his days, and
should thrash him again in the morn
| ing. And in less than an hour he told
Inc the whole story voluntarily."-Bos-
ton Traveller.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1897-10-12
TESTS THE HUNTER.
A Mans True Temperament Brought Out
by had Luck in the Woods.

Mans True Temperament Brought Out
by had Luck in the Woods.
There are days that bring out the
hunters true temper. When the sun
shines and the crack of the rife brings
success any man can be gentle tenn
pered, and offer consolation to less for
tunate companions Anyone can be Il
good fellow sitting before big sapling
fire after q day of success, and he can
laugh when anyone laughs; but let
there come days when the rain pours
down from low-hanging clouds and the
sun positively refuses to shine at all.
The deer lying snug back on the noun
tains refuse to appear, and the rust
gathers on the hunters rifle in mclan-
choly breeding spots. The drip, drip
of water from leaf to leaf, says the New
York Sun, is soHnd that brings ones
true nature to the surface.
Some men cannot be happy under
adversely in camp who in ordinary life
are the best of good fellows. The rain
seems to wash all their good qualities
into their shoes, and they make life
miserable for their companions with
their grumblings.
On the other hand there are men
sour tempered, with faces MS cheerful
as rasps when in their home region,
who mellow down in the most con-
genial of spirits when in n camp in the
woods in spite of cold rains and cheer
less luck.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1897-07-29
Ayers CathaTtiC Pills.

Who does not know women and yours
girls who are continually in tears Who
always see. the dark side Who have
frequent hts Of melancholy without amy
apparent causec Tbe luuIigeut ply
stefan will know that it is some derlngc-
ment OF the complicated and feminine
organs The young girI suffers, beiily
and mentally. in silence There Is mn
due weakness. unexpected pain. uura-
sonJtle tears and fits OF temper Or
Piercs's Favorite Prescription ySerts "A
wonderful power over woman's delicate
organism. 1t is an invigoratins tonic
and is specific for the peculiar weak
nesses. irregularities and painful de-
r3ngemsuts OF woman Careless, easy
eo.ns doctors frequently treat ,leir
women patients for biuousness, .ner-
vousuess, dyspepsia, liver or kidney
troubles. when the real sickness is In
the organs distinctly feminine, and no
help can come TN they are made per-
fectiy strong by the use Of Dr. picrces
Favorite Prescription. Send y cents u
oue-cent stamps to Worlds Disp,nsary
Medical Association. Buffalo, New York,
and receive Dr. Pierce's Common Sense
Medical Adviser. illustrated.