The Press., 1897-10-21

a-cCoking sUmewheres 1 think 1 could do with little bit of that. ''Oh, no, John, dear," she answered promptly, ''Sou can have that. That's for the funeral ---London Telegraph One Way to be Happy Is to attend to the comforts of your family. Should one catch cold or cough, call on E. K. Taft, Stafford Springs; w. P. Fuller, Somers; Odell x Jones, Staff fordville, sole agents, and get trial bot tie of Otto's Cure. the great German Rem edy, Free. We give it away to prove that we have sure Cure for Coughs, Colds, Asthma, Consumption, and all diseases of the Throat and Lungs. Large sizes soc and 25c.
 mans nerve often makes a coward of him when he sees dentists sign.
 WHAT SHALL WE DRINK "A cup of Coffee is the almost universal beverage of Americans for breakfast, yet thousands of coffee drinkers are painfully aware that it does not agree with them. It is the stimulative and nerve- killing element in coffee that does the mischief. A good substitute, equally palatable, more nutri- tious, and absolutely harmless is now sold by grocers under the name of "Ayer's Hygienic Cereal Coffee"
 One young physician will use more Latin words than dozen old doctors.
 Small pill, safe pill, best pill. DeWitt's Little Early Risers cure billousncss. con- stipation, sick headache.-W. D. Heald. Peasant and King. Henry ", the idol of che French people, was also king of phrase mak- CTS, During one of his tours through France he arrived at a small village and ordered that the most intelligent villager be sent to converse with him while be dined. When the rustic ap- peared, the king ordered him to take seat opposite to him al the table. What is your name?' asked the monarch ':Sire, am called Gaillard, !" replied the peasant What IS the difference" said the ling, "between eaIllard G.e jolly tellow) land pailiard'' Vi e., a rakel? "Sire," was the reply, there is but tuble tetween the two. You can't cure consumption, but you can avoid it and cure every other form of throat or lung trouble by the use of One Minute Cough Cure. D. Heald. The woman with a baby who goes on trip never carries pug dog or bird cage. Disagreement for life by burns or scalds may he avoided by using DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve, the greatest remedy for piles and fop all kinds of sores and skin troubles.-W. D. Heald.
 The difference between a man and a boy is that each thinks the other is having all the fun in life.
 You can't afford to rish your life by all lowing cold to develop into pneumonia or consumption. Instant relief and a cPr- tain cure are afforded by One Minute Cough Cure.-W. D. Heald
 A man that is bright will pause to re- fleet before jumping at conclusion.
 There is no need of little children be- ing tortured hy scald head. eczema and skin eruptions. Dewitt's Witch Hazel Salve gives instant relief and cures per manently.-W. D. Heald.
 There are many men who would rave if they were charged with neglecting their families who consistently neglect their political duties. Is a man giving his family the best of care who is not doing all in his power to give them the best of government.
 WARNING-Persons who suffer from coughs and colds should heed the warn ings of danger and save themselves suf- ferings and fatal results by using One Minute Cough Cure.-W. D. Heald.
 "Always speak we'll of your neighbor i" 'I always do, although can assure you in confidence she is the meanest woman in creation.'- -9F5 Bsts
 J. M. Thirswend, of Grosbeck, Tex, says that when he has a spell of indiges- tion, and feels bad and sluggish. he takes two of DeWitt's Little Early Rsers at night, and he is all right next morning Many thousands of others do the same thing. Do youa-W. H, Heald.
 The prudential committee of the Ameri- can board wants $13O,OOO more next year.
 J. c. Berry, one of the best known citizens of Spencer, Mo-, testifies that he cured himself of the worst kind of piles by using few boxes of DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve. He had been troubled with piles for over thirty years and had used many different kinds of so-called cures, but DeWitt's was the one that did the wol k and he will verify this statement if any one wishes to write him.-W. D. Heald.