New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-04-21
Tho marble minstreps voiceless stone
In deathless song shall toll.
When many vanished year hath flown,
The story how We fell "

The story how ye fell"
Early last week little girl went to the White
House with her mother to shake hands with the
Just as they arrived under the portco some one
said. There goeG the President now and sure
enough he was just getting into his carriage for
his afternoon drive.
Impulsvely the little maiden ran toward him and
"oh.. Mr.. President wanted to see you so
well. here am, my dear" said the President.
you cam sec me X you wish"
But I wanted to shake hands with you." she
We'll, you can do that. too" answered the Pres-
dent, and he stopped before getting into the car.
and suppose she was just about as happy as a
little girl could be az she walked away.-(Washing-
ton Capitol
1.-THE Catholic Review tells how a tvmor was
recently cured by a religious practice known in the
Catholic Church as devotion to the holy face" OF
Christ, and It editorally suggests to Its readers
suffering from bodily ills to have recourse to the
Same method OF cure.
zone time" said the travelled boarder. IT got
showed in on the Rocky Mountains, and the only
W yst half haif-borrei Of picked pigs feet
You Were. indeed said the Cheerful Idiot, re
duced to extremities indianapolis Journal.
After announcing that a baboon had learned to
ride a bicycle. Western paper remarked. And
there are Others" which somehow other seems
true and good thing to say. in spite of its flavor of
slang
Sweet Girl fanxiou.ly>-Did Fred-I mean Mr.
Nicefellow-call to 500 you to-day, papa?
Papa-Yes and TO obllge him consented. sup
pose time hangs heavy on his hands
Sweet Girl (myst.hed)-Why-why what did he
say?
play this evening, and after that every third
ns during 0 the he sTaT hSB my dear You will
Ing occupation.-(New-Yor York Weekly
After all. there are great nnanciers in Kansas
Tho Emporla Gazette" tells Of a Populist egis-
lator who. at the beginning of the session. had
n 81 900 mortgage on his cattle. and who paid the
mortgage of at the end OF the session. Nor is he
the only of the kind Many others. like him.
who howled against capital during the session Of
the Legislature have gone home with plenty of
money. and yet they got only s. a day for fifty
days Or. to speak more correctly. the State paid
them that.
Faculty.-"A man who will wear such a suit OF
clothes must be deficient in taste
"Tastc Why. he must be hard OF hearng."-(De-
troit Journal
Twenty members of the present Congress
n of foreign birth
Tcacher-Where were you YESTERDAY?
Pupil (whmperins)-It all Billy Smiths
fault. He hipnertized me an made me so hshin
with hlm-Philadelphia Press.
Senator Forney. of the Kansas State Senate has
young daughter who tells why her father intro
duced 80 many freak bills In the Senate. when
ever pa ran up against anything he didn't like"
she says. Tho would come home and write bill
against It, There is of his railroad bills for In
stance. We drove to town to church one night
and there freight train on the crossing, and
Il kept us there for twenty minutes. II annoyed
pa dreadfully. and he went home and wrote that
bill to prohibit trains from obstructing crossings
than Ave minutes. Then. night some
body stole all our chickens The next day pa wrote
his chicken bill But you will notice that the bill
doesn't protect ducks, II says except ducks Pa
don't like ducks. And he said II anybody wanted
to steal them 1t was all rght-the ducks pun
ishment enough Whenever pa sat down to write
a bill We always knew that something had hap
pened to him"
me- darling?"
Il did sweetheart, but he gave mo tho laugh and
said that IL was legal tender he wanted to be-
fore could do business. "-(Detrot FREQ Press