The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1897-01-09
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She sweetly bears the burdens
Thatd kill man were they his.

Howso-l can do my best work when
It is hot Cumso-What great future
you have before youl-Life.
she-What do you think Of those c,.
CARS bought for your birthday? H.
l don't think-I try to forget them
London Pick-Me-Up.
Judge-What is the charge sgains,
this prisoner? Policeman-He stole a
wheel, your honor Judge-what make?
Philadelphia North American.
Sawyer, I've cured my wlfe's Insom-
MIA" How did you do itT' Had the
maid get up and ring the rising bell in
the middle OF the nlght."-Chicago Rec
ord.
She-Do you suppose his wife really
supports himl Hell judge so. He told
me he didn't know what real happiness
meant until after he got married.
Puck.
Louise-The bishop looked rather
cross, didn't he? Isabel-Well no won.
der; every one OF the bridesmaids had
on bigger sleeves than he had.-Tit-
Bits.
Hello. gloves" said Jack to Tommle
and Sammle. "Whatcher call us gloves
forT' asked Tommie Because you
are pair of kids" said Jack. -Harper's
Bazaar
Winks-Do you believe In hypnotsm?
Binks-Of course do. Don't you see
this necktie that the clerk induced my
wife to buy the other day. Someryllle
Journal.
81 tell you. these little vacation trips
do a fellow an Immense amount OF
good" $50 they do; feel braced up
enough to bluff every creditor have"
Chicago Record.
First Bicyclist-Isn't the scenery
striking along the Bryn Mawr road,
Second Bicyclist-Yes; l have arnlca
plasters on the places 1t struck me-
Philadelphia Press.
81 tell you" cried the author, I'm
going to rise In this world" The edl-
tor eyed him doubtfully for 1--we seconds
and then asked: Balloon or elevator"
Atlanta Constitution.
Miss Daisy Medders (coyly)-Do you
love me, Jason? Jason Huckleberry--
Course love youl Do you s'pose I'd
have been actin the fool over you all
this time If didn't?-Truth.
Doesn't It strike you that the tenn
perature OF this room Is rather high"
There isn't any doubt about It, re-
piled the frugal young man. Every
ton Of coal costs So Washington Star.
There's the bicycle face, and the bicycle
back,
With It's queer, altitudinous curve;
And the bicycle tongue. in the middle
hung.
And the scorcher's bicycle nerve.
Indianapolis Journal.
Bacon-Did you know there were
over 1876, 800 different whist
hands In a pack Of cards? Egbert-Yes;
my wife tells me about each one nearly
every time we play.-Yonkers States
man.
"Bllker, you ought to be ashamed TO
wear such good clothes when you owe
me SO much money" mo; you ought to
be proud to lend money TO man who
wears such good clothes.
Record.
"Country's gone to the dogs; no hope
for ity' TOO bad. Just had an cleo
ton. haven't your Yes" "Well'
wasn't It a fair oneY" "Oh, yes! Bu'
,, was beat. slr-plum beat. '-Atian'a
Constitution.
you don't make allowances for oui
, bow" said the fond mother. THAI
shows how little we are appreciated
said her husband. as he finished draw
ing n check. II don't do much else
Washington Star.
: Sageman-That walters hand always
J reminds me OF race horse shortly al
ter the beginning OF race. Seeker
3 And for what reason, pray: Sagemai
3 Because it's on the quarter stretch
Boston Courier.
I There were couple of fellows IN tn'
: hotel last night who shouldn't be per
mitted to travel alone What dl'
; they do? Blow out the gas! NJ
they blew out the safe door. '-Cie'e
land Plain Dealer.
sheADear me. Why don't they teac'
choruses to sing lntelligiblyf II Is
: aggravatlng to be unable to distinsuis
the words. He-You don't know you
luck. have read the libretto.-lndial
A apolIs Journal.
Eyes" said the teuderfoot as he sal
4, ed rapidly through the air; ! Sho"
- am an ungraceful rider. But ana
commenced disengagIng himself rrol
II the cacti. 81 don't need any points .
r. alighting. Puck.
Il Summer Guest-The mosquitoes wei
d terribly bad last night. LOOK al ~
g face. Jersey Landlord reassur'nsi,' !
y on there. no mosquitoes here. SIT
II none worth mentioning. Them's bug
u New York Weekly.
Pluewinch 81 understand TN
r Iameduck has several marriageap
Is daughters" samjones-"U'm-ne IA
D. iii lately" PlugwInch- "ohl then inc
are married" samjones-"No; he IA
= ed last year."-Puck.
If you are the sunshine OF my me-
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