New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-06-13
TIE TALK or THE DAY.

hadn't sense enou-h TO know when he was In
suited" The Court held. however. that though
the husband was affected i3jurously In his health
to some extent. the wife was moved In part by
what seemed to her good motives and by desire
for his success In llfc
IF the exceptional conduct OF either widows Or
wldowers when they become anxious to marry Is
to be REGARDED as Ielusion our lune.ic asylum
might have 10 be very much enlarged .aid tne
the Court admits that much OF her conduct On
the subject OF courtshp ard SeaIS 50 az S
boastng about her conquests ard the IKE, was IN
very bad taste"tCase and Conaent.
An Arkansas lawyer, who was nau'c OF North
Carolina not long ago wanted 70 inform juror.
also n native Of North Carolina. that fhey po'h
hailed from the same State SO he dropped some
chewing gum. stepped upon IT. and pretended That
his heel had stuck to the floor This gave h'm an
opportunity to say that he was tar heer and
that the warmth Of the room had made the tar run.
The verdict proved that the tar heels stuck to-
gethcr.
Twentieth century love scene:
suitor- All. dearest Irma what ecstasy les In this
sweet passion OF love which makes the hca.t Nutter
and the pulse beat faster.
irma (recent graduate Of medical sc1ool. sez:
ing his hand)-Ha. villain! YoI are deceivi1g ne!
Your pulse Is quite normai-only y. Begonef'
--(Fiegcnde Batter.
John Bull occasionally perpetrates bull that 10
quite as bully" Irish DULL. according 10
Law Notes" Of England. an English Judge In
sentencing a prisoner. recently said; are you
aware that for these repeated breacnes OF The law
II is in my power 10 sentence you 10 term OF
penal servitude FAR exceeding your natural lhe?
And what is more. feel very much inclined to
do it,
The Moral Of 1.-THE Profcssor-You r!ll renem;
Der the fable Of the attempts OF the sun and
the wind make the man 'tm9y s a , c,9 aG 'nd
saults but cast 1t off under the genial rays the
sun Now What mora! 90 we 70 a roas from oc eop.
before they will loosen up.-(Cincnhau enquirer
Gozooks-Geese once saved Rome. but don't
think asses will ever this country
Zounds-Oh yes; they could do II easily
Gazooks-How?
Zounds-By not going to Congress.
"Oh dearw sighed the poor gIr. as she came
downstairs in her cycling sui ana 500: ZOO a. ui
don't see how the Weather Bureau can guess wrong
81 You must remember. my child" said her wise
old mother that they have the advantage OF care.
full observation and scientific research. -'De'rot
Journal
'"The Nashville Banner says: AT the Tennessee
Centennial Exposition are to be exhibited the old
"a hin birthplace of two famous American citizens.
These cabins are genuine, as certified by amoaUts
In the possession Of the owner and exhibitor. The
Rev W. G.. Bgham. Methodist minister. whie
travelling q circuit which embraced parts OF TODD
and Hardin counties. KY bought the TWO iog
cabins and the land on which they stood one OF
the cabins was built by Tom Lincoln. and In u
he lived with his Wife Nancy Hanks In this
cabin, without a floor. Abe Lincoln was born IN
the year 1902 Every cg. except a few winch oiu
not withstand the ravages of time and the weather.
is preserved. The other cabin is one In which inc
President Of the late Confederacy was born II
came from near Farview Todd County. Ky. NJ.
Davis was born there in 1905. and when sxty-sn
years old was given banquet by old citizens Il
Fairview I'm the very same cabin"
SLOWS Ryder getting on with that breach a
promise Suit?"
"Compromised it."
"Yes, he bought her a wheel."-(Chcaso Journal
FLORIDA is bound TO come up again." says CO.
respondent of THE Baltimore Sun" After the
freeze OF 1895 a good many nonresident orange
growers were too much discouraged TO restore then
groves but those that were not. and are now push
ing their groves. will reap large profits. a. there
will never be overproducton, and prices VII
necessarily rule high. Pineapple-growing is paying
handsomely and promises well for the future. The
people are learning how 10 grow vegetables and
make them pay well. I never saw larger or inner
tomatoes grown In Maryland than those here this
All want is little time. and we viii
be better off than before the freeze
Munnysacks (sternly)-James, after this. please
uncork all of the bottles In my presence. I notice
that when you draw the ccrks In the pantry the
wine Is extremely decollete.
James (the butler)-Extremely decollete, sir?
Munnysacks-Yes James; very low In the neck
-(Puck.
A eulogy of the Duke Of Norfolk in 1.-THE Shelf
field Daily Telegraph" recently somewhat
unfortunately expressed. Ii was as follows: And
when one thinks Of all the tenderness to little chill
dren, and the kindness to the aged. and the
thoughtfulness for all. which Sheffield never cen
repay. one only fall back upon words which
come from source which the Duke himself is never
ashamed to own, and which must carry conviction.
therefore, even 10 hm--Inasmuch as We did IT unto
one of the least Of these -
should IKE 70 rise to a question q privilege"
The gentleman from Kansas has the floor"
II want to know If got right to mention that
speech am going to have put in The Record for
circulation In my dstrict?'-(Cincirnati Enquirer
The Christian Register" says that when certain
bishop about to make visitation of his diocese
his wife said TO him. Now. Bishop you know
you mustn't eat any mince pie for you know I
agrees with you" NO, | won't" said the
Bishop and for a while he wlthstood the tempta-
ton In various quarters. But last he succumbed
to especially choice piece and 1t was so good that
he ate another. That night he was taken violently
H. and the physician who was summoned was
greatly surprised to find how extremely nervous his
patient was over his condition. "Why. Bishop
surely you are not afraid 70 die?' oh no. said
the Bishop. Il am not afraid die but am very
much ashamed to die"
IF any should call this afternoon. Mary. say
that am not WELL" said mistress 10 her newly
engaged servant. I'm afraid | ate a little too
much OF that rich pudding for lunch. and II. or
something else. kas brought on a severe headache.
l am gong TO lie down" A few moments later
the mistress. from her room near the head OF the
stairs. heard Mary say 10 two aristocratic women
who called for the first time: fesm. Mrs. b
Is at home but she much pudding for lunch
she had to go 70 bed."(Tit-B Bits.
The largest fruit farm In the world is said to be
at Olden. Mo. 1t consists Of 200 acres which
than 100 coo peach trees. COCO apple trees
200 pear trees and 40 acres Of blackberries.
Wife (aftcr returning from church)You should
have been AT church this morning. We had n beau
tiful sermon.
Husband-rll bet you can't repeat the ext
Wifc-Yes. l can. II was the tenth verse OF the
sixteenth chapter OF Ezekiel Il girded thee about
with fine llneH and covered thee with silk
Husba nd-HNb. II Is wonder you remember II