Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1897-11-06

tns s1ct~> Shte< tdtAsc<- '" ny tiN >-ic
do thaty' Nearly all the bosrders are
scorchers. "-Indianapoiis JoIrnai.
Gentle hint: Danseuse-Barcn. IL l
were TO receive bracelet anonymous
~ tomorrow morning. should be SURE
that IL came from you--Fliegende
Blaetter.
Mrs reck-lf 1 had my life 10 60
over again. wouldn't marry the best
man alive. Mr.. III. Peck his chance NJ
last'-fou bet you wouldn't. wouldn't
ask you to.-PhIlsdelphia North Amer
lean
The butle--Hand hevery night at
the hour OF midnight the ghost hap
pears and groans and wrlugs its hands
American tourist-Ah. Must have diet
In the cucumber season.-Cincinuati
Enquirer.
Old lady This must be very
healthy place. Now. what may the
death rate be; Wonder
ful steady. mum-wonderful steady.
Just one death 20 each person rigst
along. -Sketch
Il must have been : FOOL when 7
married" said Little Tompkyns. glar-
inc fercely a; h!> wife. Certainly. nv
dear" said Mrs. Tompkyns. sweetly.
II couldn't come on 50 badly Gil in two
years. could .tT-Tit-
Poor Robinson. There goes his FUN
cs1L" What. i Robinson deadg' Il
Imagine ne j.. Perhaps he : jus; rid
inS around town in tina, hearse FOR the
fun Of the ching. however"
nati Commercial Tribune.
''Afiss Crabs declares her girl
friends can't deny that her attachment
20 shat gentleman with title was a
case OF love st hrs, sight" That's
very true replied Miss Cayenne. she
saw him Observation-Disclosures STAR.
Customer remember yOu sold
me this coat yesterday You said YOU
would return the money II IL wasn't
satisfactory. Clothing merchant-But.
my dear sir Il yos quite satisfactory;
nefer had peter money a. DO; IN AL my
ifs.-Puck.
DOctor-If You must know. ma'an.
your husband Won't live twenfy-four
hours longer. .'GoodncSs gracious
calculated the broken hearted but
economical woman. and here you've
gone and prescribed medicine enough
FOR FIVE days."-Tit-Bit
Fairly fresh. May from the ho;ell-
50 you're staying n a farm housc7
Everything fresh. and all that. ] sup
pose. Maude-Oh. yes. indeed. Why.
after he got through milking last night
the farmers son came around and pro
posed TO me.-Brooklyn Life.
Amateur theatrical heroine dndis-
nantlyl-You say you dou't think the
persons IN the back OF the audience can
hear u speak our liness Professional
coocher-No: bur don't let that worry
you. They can hear the p-ompter: -
they won't lose track % the play
Puck.
Charitable Old lady TO littie begEar
Sirll-There's some bread for you Il -
q day or two old. but you can tell your
mother 10 take three. or four fresh eggs.
4 quart Of milk. a cup OF sugar. some
ERiFAA t.uAAtt anu A.tAAA = AN7NA ANtt+tf
and she can make a very excellent pud-
ding OF it--Tid-Bits.
A. be- finished drinking his soda be
laid bis hands upon the fountain In an
unobtrusive way and remarked. I sup
pose this j. charged - Yes" sxid the
drawer. reaching under the counter foe
a pistol. 80 = this" The money =
your" said the drinker. throw lns
down a dime.-Boston Transcript
Yesterday said JabSon. Il refuse.
a poor woman request for small sum
o, money. and in consequence OF my act
passed a sleeple~s night. The tones
u her voice were ringing ia my .ars
the whole time Your sOftneSs %
heart does YOU credit" said MADISON;
who was the woman" My wife. -
It'd Bits.