Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1897-05-01
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"larbley has taken violent distaste
for OPERA" What clever stroke OF
economy. Chicago Record.
She-"l wonder II two really can live
cheaper than oneg" Hc-"I guess they
feel cheaper. "-lndianapolis Journal.
He-"I love you better than my life"
She-"Considering the life you lead.
cannot say that | am surprised"
dianapolis Journal.
They say people who live together
get to look alike" as that so? Well.
just in the interest OF science. let's try
it."-Chicago Record.
Freddy-"what is craftsmanship.
papar" Papa-"S tatesman ship. my
son. is successful politics. York
Commercial Advertiser.
Brown-"why do they call the bi.
cycle the silent stecdI" Smith II
don't know. exactly. The horse isn't
saying word. is he?'-ruck.
ilobson--"ls Robson man you can
trust" Dobson-"Yes; that Is. IL you
lend him anything: it's all you car DO"
New York Commercial! Advertiser.
The Governess--"I know French and
Gcrman--" Mrs. Cptodatc-"That IL
not sufficient. want some one who
can teach my children Scotch" BROOK.
lyn Life.
FraDces-"Ycs. he Is pursuing litcra.
turc." Gertrudc-"lndecd! And Is e
very successfu,g" Franccs-"No. II Is
still long way ahead OF him."-Cleve.
land Leader.
MOS men," said Uncle Eben. talks
bout dc commones' kind O troubles
like dey done 'scovcrcd em an could
git 'em patented Of deg chosc.'-wash.
iugtor Slar.
While Miss Fitz was away, George
took her parrot" Anything happcn?"
II don, know: she keep the parrot
down cellar now. and the agement
Is off."-I.ife.
I.eola-"Don't you think they are two
souls with but single thought?"
Hazcl-"weli. I shouldn't wonder.
Tl.ey are both making fools of them.
selves."--Truth.
"Wha; is a hardy rosebush?" at Is
one that doesn't mind your mother pull.
Ing 1t up by the roots every few days
to see II It has begun to grow yet
Chicago Record.
some men," said Uncle Eben. "kin
train or dog ter do anything dey tells
i'm an nj dc same time de mos dis.
obei.n,es, chllun In dc nclghborhood.'
Washington Star.
Wickwire-"You made some "'oney
on the eight. didn't you?" Nudge
mo: don't think I did. won SO and
spent Sis OF 1t the same night."-In
dianapol.s Journal.
He ueryentlyJ-"iour eyes are like
the stars above" She (slceplly)-
"There are no stars above Just now
Char,es--thc sun Is about to rise
Brooklyn Daily Eagle.
iiostcss-"Ah. NJ. lie Mlnistrc, 81,
down on this Ottoman" Russian Zip
ilmat-"ParblIcu would 2raze
stand. Zc ware thought ecz cempossl
ble"-Ncw York Press.
He-"Do sou think your father would
offer me personal violence II l were &c
ask him for you!" She-"No, but
think lac will II you don't pretty SOON
cleveland Plain Dealer.
Wildly was thinking Of late expert
cnce nj the club. when his wife asked
Did Mr.. l.usk callI" "Not him;
bluifed him with a Si0-er-wh.t wal
that. ,lcar:"-Baltlmore News.
She--"p!d you have any trouble II
getting papa to listen TO you?" He
''Not a bit. l began by telling him
knew OF a plan whereby he could saw
money."-Cinclnnat Enquirer.
Getting acIuainted: "Are you tn
new girl;" asked Mr.. Wheeler. comini
down TO breakfast. "Yes. sir" replic'
the maid. what make Of wheel d
you ride."-Yonkcrs Statesman.
-its n shame" cried the young, wife
mot a thing In the house ut to eat. In
going RICH, home TO papa" III 20
don't mind. dear" said tho husband
reaching for his hat. III 60 with YOU
-Yonkcrs Statesman.
Hodge-"Hcllo. ole man. what's golr
on In Pumpkinville;" Podge-"Nutt
In, wy, hits Jest got so blamed du
house ren, has stopped an the interes
OH what a Teller owes hcz plum quit -
Atlanta Constitution.
There was a strange man here TO sc
YOU today, papa" said little Ethel. VIII
met he, father In the hall as he cam
home on Wednesday night. did h
have a blllf" NO. papa. He lad jus
a plain nose.'-Newark Call.
Walger-"They say that Napo!eo
was so self-possessed that not even IN
sound OF pistol fired close to his ca
could make him start" Wheelcr-"i
wouldn't have stood much show In
bicycle race."-Indianapolls Journal
"grom state to state the sp'r
walks" quoted Mrs. Ticounter; NOV
I wonder what Tennyson meant b
that;" Il suppose" said Mr.. Ticou'
ter. remlnlscently. that lie referred
Hamlct's fathers ghost walking
from Fargo."-Puck.
$50 you want to marry Fred. d
you:" said the father. "Yes, papa" r
piled the daughter. with her arms abo'
nj. neck. "And go away and leave n
all aioneT "Why, no, papa! ! kno
Fred will be willing to leave MANN
with you.'-Yonkers Statesman.
Tenderly, touchlngly, he wrapped Il
damn warm cloth about the injurt