Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1897-05-22
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Most pillows are marked down thee;
days.
There is a sohr paint manufacturer In
town.
Cedar City ha, assumed a Normal
condition.
The annual bath season is abou, to be
ushered In.
Debs may be good striker but hc Is
not hard hitter.
Present war news resembles the gob-
bling of creased turkey.
SCHOONER JIM dined with e few
friends on Wednesday.
"a
Kansas acknowledges the corn" when
adding fuel to tho flame.
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sanitary inspector il not always a
success in the prize ring
The Salt Lake Herald has streak Of
Lien on its reportorial staff.
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The Pioreor Jubilee Commission will
have quite haul Of relics.
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A morning contemporary has Hard
reporter, a Walker and Kerr.
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The man who has punster's name,
can no one but his parents blame.
ti,,a. N - DAN L., yUn., VII
gina, Wheeling is experiencing decided
boom.
Utah has hosl of selfish people.
milne" is the utterance from daylight
till dark.
A bunk-house in INC joint building
would be quite an accommodation for
city councilmen.
The manager OF one Of Salt Lake's
daily papers always "gets there" on the
home reck-stretch.
John Bull Ia OF tho opinion that Russia
is altogether too over Bohring, and that
Turkey Is acting rather indis Circle.
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Mrs. Day entertained few ladies', at
her particularly palatial, commodious
and comfortable home, the other knight.
ess
Turkey is charged with in-Sultan the
Pope. His holiness can DO avenged by
taking dinner with Uncle sam next
Thanksgiving.
To prove that civilization, in the West,
has taken rapid strides of late, attention
is called to the fact that Savage now
offers TO Photograph all tho Utah Pio-
neers free.
With no desire to boost or fiatter peo-
pie OF any particular nationality, there's
no DENYING that the Daynes make good
musicians. Evan Stephens will admit
this.
II fine you 49," said the judge, and
tho man of show and arrow" fame
stalked out of the court room, whistling
when Sommer comes again."
Many Mckinley Republicans are de-
cidedly in favor OF having their can1i-
date for Mayor Dolly elected. Certain
Democrats say that Baskin is Dale bet
tor man.
"Teller that you Saw me-" would have
boon an appropriate song for certain
young fellow employed In bank, who
took part in tho minstrel show the other
evening.
a goodly number OF those $50 BIZ
metallic laughs, in 1870 golden minutes,
were given during the rendition of d
tender tenor ballad, by young man
with lots of insurance.
A city attorneys power--I say to this
man, $50" and he goeth; and to an
o,her, "Come," and he oometh; and ia
my servants, the various councilmen
"Do this" and they doeth ii.
So many patrons OF the street railway
have been pulling the straps of the cash
register, to stop the car, that, to sort OIL
even mp things, the street car boys now
ring the alarm bell 10 register fares.
"Musical Inquirer" is respectfully in.
formed that the lie Prohon quickstep was
not composed by M. Mulvey. Like the
the o. Meara march and Wiscomb waltz
1t is the work OF Mendelssohn Mckay.
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Senior Canovas informs the public thai
the Spanish government can stand nc
other perversions of truth regarding
Cuba than those perpetrated by General
Weyler. Human capacity, OF course,
but limited.
The young lady who accompanied
| Madam Bishop at the Tabernacle concert
Monday night, in addition to being al
excellent pianist, has other accomplish
ments one OF them being that she is o
Cook.
President Simpson, OF the Nowsboys
union, gave third circle theater party
to few members OF the "press'
| Wednesday evening. Peanuts and pop
corn were INDUCED IN between and dur.
ing acts.
The Fifth municipal ward has coun'
| Gilman who considers himself Dioh
! better adapted to handle the city's
money bags than the present incumbent
| of the treasurer's Office. jacks friends
say he May be disappointed.
To "Overburdened Taxpayer"-No
1t is not true that the city has contin.
gent fund. 1t did have at one time but
| Mayor Glendinning converted it into O
sinking fund and since that time has
demonstrated his ability to sink AN iron.
clad.