Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1897-12-02
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until tomorrow night, Maude @s'
Briggs-What kind of fellow :, w.,
lowsnap? Griggs-I don't know W.
only seen him when he was with W. =,
wife.-Puck. 'u LIS
The Counts fiancee-I received ~.
engagement ring to-day. Isn't II h.. uy
tiful? Her friend-very beau ts%a
Have you shown it to the Count rat.
Puck. '0''~
jackson has an advertisement. :.
this paper which reads: Com ~
and I'll be good" HAS his WIFI o1O
himw mo; it's the cookn-Chi,a
Record. '"sO
81 can tell YOU" said he, chow mn.,
water runs over Niagara Falls IA
quart" "How much!" reprpd ~,
1.-TWO pints. "-Pittsburg Chronials
Telegraph. ''
Tell me, dear, am l the first mo,
you ever kissed?" you are tha s~.
WY tut uFN f
one who was mean and s,,snioin,,
enough to ask me that question IN
dianapolis Journal.
'Why is it that Chumpley alw,v
buys another new gun at the orpni,,
Of the game season." Because thp ana
he had the year before never klIi
anything. "-Detroit Free Press
''Is that young one going to sta,
awake all night?' asked Mr., Inh
forth, Indignantly. There is no rsh
for you to complain" retorted his wifi
"He inherits the habit from YOU"
She-What arc those missing link
we hear SO much about? He-Oh thr
were some golf links that were oc,ta
in q certain Western tow n before n.
cyclone struck it.-Yonkers Statesman
Junior counsel latter stating cas-
| think our client has a good cause 4
action. Senior counsel (doubtfuly-I
can't see it; what is it? Junior couDsa
He's worth fifty thousand dollars
Puck.
Caller-In yesterdays paper YOU said
Miss Footlight was one of the most
beautiful women on the stage. WM
didn't you print her picture? Editor
We never take back what we say
Puck.
A man who suffered badly went
consult a specialist about his afiicta4
The expert asked: DO you stuttG
the timer" "N-n-n-no," replied the SUI
ferer, II s-s-stut-t-ter only when
t-t-talk."
Harriet-And so Fred DullWiCh ha
asked you to marry him, has he? MAJ
garet (sighing and blushing)-I4
night before last. Harriet-What
stickler he is for formalitieS -CsN
land Leader.
Gabber-Oh, don't talk to me aNl
bicycles! I'm sick at the very thous
of 'em. You couldn't hire me to put
head into a shop where they sell
things. Tibber--That would beaa
of wheels within wheels, Woudll
Traveller Ito the ferryman crOS
the riyer)-Has any one ever Dteu
in this stream? Boatman-No, Sf'N
professor was drowned here
spring, but they found him a1lef ~
ing for two weeks.-Fliegenae Da''
Mrs. Crimsonbeak-What areyu
such deep thought about, Jonl'
Crimsonbeak-I was only 'n'nD
dear, that all the men VINO nave
in search of the north pole seen
have been married men-i0u
Statesman.
"What, no telephone" asked 'r
the regular callers at the d[ 's
"why did you have it taken ouI'
of the people in the neighbour e
to using it to order drugs llU sn,
stores I guess I can grasp a D a
idea once in a while. '-De'"'
Press.
of had known sobbed yonng,
Fitz. "that you would be suI slr.
r TO po vo,," ~" my DEAR" replied MI, MI,
.t1u authorization of kicking tn~
cradle little beast was one u ,n
reasons for proposing to you
Bits. -.
. hem hem Jones dndignantlylsI,dBpseb5l,j !.
madam, is Shanghai Dun mari
horn partridge, that sh0, n 4e heal
house; and, as it happeheu ,ot b %
one. and quite family psn I'D kr
nav for it. Where did you .,i, ,
pay pay. n1 knowledge o., of hens, n'D rs
Puck. IN
Tram-rd like drink s, oo r.
suppose you'd want to e., cpA No d !
about ol,a, chs change. Here's your Tf, f =
Tramp-Thanks. an n, 1oobs
whisky. Bartender-,h,n;r ramp
This bill is no good! ,+ t To- cb,ss PSI
said YOU wouldn't "an' No
New York Weekly mi
junior don't Know ~ she 81 nc
Of Miss Knice. Either ' hsfia ! -