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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1897-03-27

debilitated nervous sy stem. Prof.
Phelps gave to his profession a posi-
tive cure for sleepIessness. wasting
strength, dyspepsia. biliousness.
liver complaint, neuralgia. rheuma-
tism, all nervous diseases and kid
ney troubles. For al such COM
plants Paine's celery compound has
succeeded again and agaiu. where
every thing else has failed.
When Modjesks in letter pub
lished in Boston said: Il have found
Paine's celery compound the very
best of all remedies for the nervou:
exhaustion consequent upon the ar.
duous work Of my profession" she
voiced the experience of every tired
out, rundown, exhausted woman
who ever went to this greatest of al
spring remedies for relief.
| No one ever yet failed 10 find
strength and health returning hi
faithfully used natures true remedy
Paine's celery compound.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1897-03-27
Election Notice.

Notice is hereby given that on
Tuesday, the 9Th day Of April. A. D..
1897, In the city of Rock leland. Ills,
an election will be held for the fol-
lowing officers. to-wit:
CIT ORE GERS
One MAYOR for tso years.
One tt'y Clerk for t~o year,.
One CITY Attorney for tSo Jears.
One CIV Treasurer for too yeare
One Poiee Magistrate for four years.
One Altsrmsn In the vi ct ward for tso year,
one Aldernan In the second vard for two years.
One Aid, rmau In the Third ward for too ysars.
one Alderman Ia the Fourth ward fof Two
One .Idermsn In the Fifth ward for two yes-p.
One Alderman In the sixth vard fer two ycaras
One Alderman In the seventh ward Tor Two
years.
Too lsyistant Supervisors for two years.
One As-essor foe one year.
one collector for one year.
rAese Just,ees Of the Peace for four years.
Thfee O1netAolos Tor fcnr ycAn
Notice IL nereDy abo gwen. that In pursuance
Of petition OF ten Qo) legal voters, reeid. IN
sho city 81 Rock Iela06, IN the etste OF Iltn0s,
there win he sobmitsed 10 tbs voters Of said
city. q sold election the question Of issu,ug the
honda Of said city nader toe provisions OF an oct
Of the Legislature Of esid etstc. enuiled. An Act
10 Amend and Act" entitled, An Aef Relating
10 Coanty and City Debts,~ aud 10 provide for
the payment thereof by taxasicu AZ such tornfies
and ciiies. approved 2. b. IL 1865; aeA 20 sue no
M tlsls thefvef. sppssssd ed Ia force April Sc,
Yirst. The number Of Nnds rrspcesd 70 b
s.u<d 10 tVo hundred and sixty (s6ol.
teeood. The amount of saeh q sd boado
- ~ faoe shau Be to-Wit: One hundred md
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1897-03-27

effects of q few doses of the medicine
seemed almost magical. The depressed
feeling left me, and when one bottle had
been taken, had regained an appetite,
and strength was coming back. After
finishing the third bottle was able to
go about my commercial duties. I con-
tinued to improve, and to satisfy my mind
that l had fully regained health, I sub.
mitted myself to doctor for examination.
He pronounced me Sound Is a dollar
Three months later, i passed q rigid ex.
animation for insurance. l have since
been in the best OF health, notwithstand.
ing my travels, and give
All the Credit TO Hoods
Sarsaparilla, as each season since have
taken several bottles. II keeps my blood
in good circulation, gives me Q keen APP
petite and leaves 10 room for that tired
feeling which naturally finds easy prey
among those OF my calling in the summer
months after an early spring hustle. I
consider Hoods Sarsaparilla the means
OF saving my life, and 1 gladly speak in
its favor" A. j. LETTCH, home address,
Cass House, Saginaw, Michigan.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1897-03-27

John Graham, the foremost man in
American athletics. =
The wife Of Rev. Charles H. Park
hurst, the famous preacher and re-
former; Mayor McShane, of Mon
tresl; Major General Bixney, Judge
Powers. OF Vermont, and host moro
of prominent men and women, In
GLIDING no less than i've u. 8. con-
gressmen, are among the thousands
Of grateful people who have recently
sent to the proprfetors Of this won-
derful remedy their expressions Of
its unequaled value-men and
women who can well afford, and do
command, the highest medical adj
vice in the country.
And then also from the people In
the ordinary walks of life their come
thousands of honest, straight-for-
ward, heartfelt letters. telling how
Paine's celery compound has made
them well.
Their testimony simply goes to
show what New England's most vig-
orous editor SO aptly said in letter
telling of the benefit Paine's celery
compound had been to q member OF
his family: ''Paine's celery COM
pound is not patent medicine; it ID
not a sarsaparilla; it is not mere
tonic; it is not an ordinary nervioe-
it is as far beyond them all as the
diamond is superior to cheap glass.
1t makes people we'll. 1t is the
one true specific recognized and pre-.
scribed today by eminent practi.
TONERS for diseases arising from
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1897-03-27

HE MAKES GRAVE CHARGES.
Says Pennsylvania Politicians, Judges, State
and National Officers Are Thieves.

Says Pennsylvania Politicians, Judges, State
and National Officers Are Thieves.
Harrisburg. Pa, March 27.-Rev. DR..
Silas c. Swallow, editor of the Penn
sylvania Methodist, who was yesterday
convicted of libeling Captain John C.
Delaney. superintendent of public build
ings and grounds, .last night addressed
an open letter to Governor Hastings
in answer to his statement in an inter-
view in a Pittsburg paper in which
the executive said that the doctors
charges of corruption in state depart
ments were barren of truth.
Swallow claims the executive has
knowledge that there are wrong doors
in the state service. and asserts he had
more evidence in the case that was con-
tinued by the court without consent of
the defense than in the others. In con-
clusion the letter says: II state what
I know when I write that state proper
ty is to be found in the homes of poll
ticians, judges. lawyers, state and ma
tional officials, otherwise reputable peo-
pie in all grades of life" Governor
Hastings will pay no attention to the
letter
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1897-03-27
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: TREATS At the THEATRE :

O'o.o.o.o.o.O.o.o.O.O.o.o
The Rossow Midgets and specially
company gave . delightful matinee
at the Bnrtis this sfternoon, and win
repeat the entertainment tonight.
Beach 4 Bowers minstrels appear
at Harper's Monday night. The
Quincy Wing says of the company
IA packed house greeted the Beach
q Bowers Ministries at the Empire
theatre last evening. and they were
well amused for couple of hours.
Every seat was taken and chairs were
placed in the aisles. They have q
raft Of new Jokes and gags, their
songs are up-to-date and the spe-
cialties are good. There are a mum.
Der of good comedians and singers
in the troupe, and among the new
est Of the novelties is that by Gruett,
Beers and Gruett, which captured
the house. Another novelty was
Bowers trained pig, which was in
troduced with good effect. Alto-
gether it is q good show, and they
will appear again this evening"
To while away some pleasant sum-
mer hours, Mr.. Robson took up Opie
Re ads novel, "The Jucklins." and
became go greatly amused at the
characteristic sayings of old Lem
Jucklin. that he casually used them
as opportune remarks. This caused
such hearty laughter among his
friends that iMr. Robson at once
began to look over the book from a
business standpoint. and determined
there was enough good material in
the scenes. plot, action and dialogue,
and enough originally withal to build
good play. Like the boy under the
mistletoe, che wasn't happy till he
got it," and it has proven one of the
best of his many new plays. Mr.
Robson and 1.-The Jucklins" will be
at the Burtis next Tuesday evening
After an absence of several year,
from this city, Miss Margaret
Mather, one of the best .Shakespear
can actresses this country has pro
duced, will make her appearance a
the Burtis next Wedne sday night
Mach 81, IN an elaborate revival o
"Cymbeline." Miss Mather bal
spent money lavishly. and promises
one of the finest productions seen il
the three cities in years. Nearly
every scenic artist in New Yorl
city was engaged on the seen
cry under the supervision Of Mr.
Marston. There will be 80 princi
pals. prominent among them beiD,
E. j. Henley. Willism Redmond. A
J. Weaver, William Courtleigh an,
Mrs. Thomas Barry, the whole pro
duction being staged by Eugene W
Presbrey.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1897-03-27

&c. /. Hood & Co., Lowell, Mass:
Gentlemen: For L years have been
q commercial traveller, and owing to the
hardships OF my life, long railroad jumps,
all kinds ofexposure, and sudden changes
OF climate, ETC., my health gave way.
Physicians did not help me and l was
given up to die. My illness developed q
Complication Of Diseases.
Twas without ambition or appetite. All
strength had left me. One doctor said 1
had heart disease, another torpid liver,
third said it was lang trouble and
another consumption, and so on. l have
no doubt, symptoms Of all these COM
plants and even that OF rheumatism.
judging from the stiffness and pains in
my joints and legs at times, were mani
fest. I was unable to attend to business,
was confined to my room and frequently
lay in comatose state for hours. was SO
feeble, and 80 little announcement was
offered, that l began to wonder
Whore . WouIc be Buried.
Finally, Is a last effort to help myself, ]
decided to try Hoods Sarsaparilla. Tn,
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1897-03-27
HE MaRKETa
Chicago Grain and Produce

Chicago, March 26.
Following were the quotations on the
Board of Trade today: Wheat-March,
opened and closed nominal; May, opened
72Ssc, closed 727sc; July, opened tic,
closed 71%c: September, opened 685sc,
closed 691sc. Corn-March, opened and
closed nominal; May. opened 24Hc.
closed 241ac; July. opened 251ec. closed
26%c. Oats-March. opened and closed
nominal; May. opened and close lie;
July, opened and closed ISc. Pork-May,
opened sS.75, closed sS.6711; July. $s.s5,
closed ss.77A. Lard-May. opened S4.25.
closed s4.221s; July. opened $4.S21z.
Produce-Butter: Extra creamery.
1S1ac per ID; extra dairy. lie: fresh
packing stock, SC. Eggs-Fresh stock,
&c per doZ. Poultry-Turkeys. 101a a.
12iac. Potatoes-Burbanks,2 1@26c per
bu: Hebrons, 19@2lc. Sweet Potatoes
White clover. 11@12l1c per 10: imper-
feet, 7@9c. Apples-Common to fancy,
sI.oo@L55 per Dbl. Cranberries-Jersey.
Chicago Live Stock.
Chicago. March &c.
Estimated receipts of cattle, 1000; de-
mand fair and prices about the same
as yesterday or the day before. Re-
ceipts of hogs. l., 600: after an up and
down range values finally closed a trifle
stronger than at the close yesterday:
light shipping sorts were neglected and
many of the small packing firms were
buying sparingly or out Of the market
altogether. Rough and common, $3.751
3s5; prime mediums and butcher
weights, $4.15G4.25: prime light, &4.071L
M41o. Receipts of sheep and lambs
5000; both steady as compared with /,
day or two past. The Fort Collins. Col.
lambs sold at $3.50, the same as yes.
terday.
Milwaukee Grain.
Milwaukee, March 2s.
Wheat-Weak and lower; No. 2
spring. 73l2c; No. 1 northern, THO
7sc; May. 1880. Corn-Steady; No 9.
211aG22. Oats-In light supply: No. 2
white. 1914 @2Oc. Barley@Steady: No.
2. 31G31hc; samples. 26ha301sc. Rye
Firmly held; No. 1, 34G34ke
The LEGAL Market,
Covn-20c
Ca:s-l6G'se.
Ss.y.T,aossy. ss.sooc.so; VIVA. css7
Buttss-Fai1 70 ehoies. ise; frssh ezsanery
49,.
Eggs-Fresh. o..
Chickens-6c.
Turkeys-9e.
Dueke-7c.
4,te; cows s,d isiisrS. sxcasHs; calves. !,
aoe.-ss 4os,s s..
OAOToRLA.
-ss.&NEzZzZl<
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1897-03-27
Found Paine's Celery Compound tho
3ui Best: Of Remedies. a.sa -
Fer the Nervous Exhaustion COnse-
,quent Upon Her ArduOus Work.
The Remark able Artistic Who stands
Pre-. Eminently at the Head of Her
PrOfea S1nu.

only such q smattering of medical
knowledge as can be picked up behind
q counter.
Psine's celery compound is pre-
pared in exact accordance with the
prescription Of Prof. Edward f.
Phelps, NJ. D., LII. D.. of Dartmouth
college. It's curative effects have been
closely watched by the ablest physi-
clans Of every school, and they are
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1897-03-27
Profession.

The news Of Modjesks's recovery
from the recent severe sickness that
compelled her to leave the Stage will
be source Of congrstulation to the
whole world.
Modjeska, in a letter 10 Wells,
Richardson & Company. says she has
found (what thousands OF PEOPLE in
every station Of life have 50 often
heartily tes.iiied) that Paine's celery
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1897-03-27
BICYCLES as Baggage in Illinois.

. Springfield, His, March 27.-The only
thing of interest done by the house
yesterday was to revive the bill to force
railways to carry bicycles as baggage
and send it to third reading, after a
lively debate.
The senate was in session about ten
minutes yesterday morning. with Sena-
tor Baxter in the chair. No business of
importance was transacted. Adjourned
to Tuesday.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1897-03-27
DOM Tobacco Spst aud snoks Foas LIE

DOM Tobacco Spst aud snoks Foas Lie
Away.
IL you want TO quit tobacco using
easily and forever. be made we'll,
strong. magnetic. full Of new life and
vigor, take No-To-Bac, the wonder.
worker that makes weak men strong,
Many gain ten pounds In ten days.
Over 400, 600 cured. Buy No-To-Bac
from your own druggist. who viii
guarantee 6 cure. Booklets and sam.
pies mailed free. AddreS Sterlinp
Kennedy company, Chicago or New
York.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1897-03-27

house. Nineteenth strs ct and Fifth svenue.
Fifta Ward-First Precinct. hose hou e, SIS
Twenty Sc, ond erect
Fifth Wards. copd Precinct schmfd,,a pro-
Gerry. Tws' t,eth street
sixth wsrd-Pearson'e {. stau.snt, $50 Fifth
avenue.
Seventh " ard First Precinct, street car barn.
Fifth avenue.
Seventh Wsrd-Second Pr, cinct, cid No ,
SCHOOL house, seventh avenue.
A. n. HUESING, City sud Town Clerk.
Rex ls,an;, Ills. Aarct 6, 1877.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1897-03-27

As an honest remedy Foley's Honey
and Tar does not hold out false
hopes in advanced stages. but truth
fully claims to give comfort and re-
lief in the very worst cases, and in
the early stages to effect . cure.
Sold BY n. F. Bahnsen.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1897-03-27
rhe AlIexed ever. i'm Cuba.

Havana, March 27.-During number
Of small skirmishes which have recently
taken place the Insurgents left thirty
men killed in all on the field, and lost
Ave prisoners and q box Of dynamite.
The TROOPS had fifteen men wounded.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1897-03-27
r.,,ure Of |. Mining Company.

Springfield, Ills. March q. Judge
Allen, in the federal court yesterday.
appointed August G. Kleinbeek. Of
Litchne!d. received for the Litchfield
Mining and Power company. The as
sets are SIS, 0cO, and the liabilities $50.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1897-03-27
Frat Kills southern Fruits.

Nashville, Tenn, March 2'-Heavy
frosts are reported from all over Ten
nessee, north Georgia and north Ala
ba,na. Peach. plum and pear trees
throughout this region were in full
bloom, and the probability Is that these
fruits are killed. entailing large losses.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1897-03-27
Ieyees Are Not Being Cut.

Little Rock, Ark, March ga spe-
cial to The Gazette from Arkansas City
says: The report that the Desha levee
board cut or ordered cut any levee Is
absolutely false. Water from the Mo-
doc breaks the Laconia levee from the
rear at the weakest point in the Laco-
mia levaps
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1897-03-27
What Was the Trouble?
Health Broken Down, Heart Troubles, Torpid
Liver, Consumption, Rheumatism el

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The One True Blood Purifier
Discouraged people are numerous because of
lost business others because of lost health All may find
fresh inspiration and valuable suggestions the following:
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1897-03-27
Ask Your
DRUGGIST
for q generous
10 CENT
RIAL SIZE.
ELv's
Cream Balm

Contains no cocaine,
mercury nor any
other injurious drug.
1t Is quickly Alb
sorbed. Gives Re
lief at once. II
opens and c.eanses
A. NIL
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1897-03-27

toe Nasal Passages. Allays Inflammation.
Heals and Protects the Membrane. Re
stores the Senses Of Taste and Smell. Full
Size SOC; Trial Size loo at Druggists or by
ELY BROTHERS. 50 Warren Street, New York.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1897-03-27

TEE AHaus delivered every even.
NJ ct yout doog st loo . week
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1897-06-09
He Had Fallen or.

Patrick was a new man in the light horse regiment, but his cheerfulness and Witty replies had already established khim as a favorite. He had one draw buck, however, and that was his awk- wardness when on horse's back. Nat .nrally his position required the opposite of this, and Patliek worked hard and faithfully to acquire the ease and natu- rainess of his comrades when riding. lie congratulated himself that this was at last accomplished. But one day when on parade his horse sbied and threw him With considerable force. When he re- gained consciousness, he found that his arm had been broken with the fall. With hls asual eharacteristlc good humor the poor fellow smiled in his pain as he said Well, we'll, it's teo bad I thought mad Improved ill my riding great S2eal, but instead have fallen of. ''- narper's Round Table
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1897-06-09
Rabbits That Climb.

A correspondent writes to the London Field that while he was hunting rabbits with ferrets ill January he found rabbits on three occasions in willow trees Whicb overhung the water of mill stream The miller said that it was not an un. usual circumstance. Some months ago The Field told of other rabbits which had been shot, like raccoons or opos
 sums. out of trees in England. In re. cent years cases of rabbits in trees havs been reported with increasing frequency. From Australia has come the most re. markable story of rabbits as climbers The only way in which rabbits could be kept out of certain tracts of land in Australia was by the building of wire Afenees about them, the fences having .meshes so small that the beasts could not crawl through and being so high that they could not jump over. The rab bits have clawed at the wires until theii mails gradually have become hooked. Some of the rabbits learned to scale the fences, and then great additional ex- pense was necessary, for the top of the fence had to be bent over like J up side down, with the Took out, so that the rodents could not get over the top. Australian rabbits are said to be leaIu- ing to climb trees for the leaves.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1897-06-09
NEW PUNCTUATION MARK
Badly Needed Invention Suggested by
 the Caustic Copy Reader.

A Badly Needed Invention Suggested by
 the Caustic Copy Reader.
 T shall De famous. have an idea that will send my name laundering down thloa,a t,.e ages, remarked the copy reader.
 "Humphl" replied the humorist. Tt will be the first idea you have ever had. You spend most of your time destroying the good ideas of others.
 Well, that may be, although you never have any idea to destroy, seeing that you get those which you have from Joe Miller's jokebook and the old al manacs. y
 "Oh, well, let's have your ideaia
 TO tell tho truth, it was suggested to me by you. ,
 "Ahl I thought as much, and yet you 6y,-
 Don't be in too big hurry. You haven't heard my idea. {"
 What is it?''
 T have invented a punctuation mark for hnmor. 1t is intended to show the reader where to laugh In olden times, you know, the point of the joke nsed to be printed in italics. Nowadays there is no way to show the point, and, as many of the jokes, such as yours, have no point, it is impossible to print the point in italics Now, Isuggest that punctuation mark be placed at the be- ginning and at the end of everything supposed to be funny, so that the reader may be prepared to laugh when he be- gins to read and know when he has reached the point and it is time to laugh l would suggest that the mark be two little squares placed above the line, and I shall call it by my name What do you think of that for an idea! Mwas suggested by your stuff, as l told ySd. .''
 But the humorist had given the copy reader look of seorn and had vanished. Chicago Times Herald
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1897-06-09
 Fancy Wniste.

Immediately after the holidays all the large establishments offer for sale 9 number of costumes which were ir1nort. ed III the autllmns and among them are many ver5 beautiful French gowns Fancy waists of every description are also to be sad, and, while there is=t,o doubt that it is more in style to ha,a skirt and waist Of the same material if VIII be long time before separate waists are pronounced entirely out of fashion There are SC many eccasfons when an odd waist is just what is need. ed that women will not consent to give them up until the last moment. Chiffon. that wonderful material, still proyes most alluring, and, made up in the solid coiors, is smart and becoming. Different shades of red, blue and purple, made Fery simply, but with no economy as TO. gards the quantity used, are greatly in favor. In pale blue pretty style has the snrpllee effect. Where the folds cross Is a graceful rosette, and the ruff at the back of the collar is held up by a band of gold passementerie studded with tur. quolses while narrow belt to match is charming finish to the waist A red waist, fashioned like the blue, has ilni. tation rubies instead of the turquoises and remarkably natural are the stones ln pale mauve is an exquisite waist. with collar and belt of amethysts, whicL stones, by the way, have fairly jumped Into fashion and are worn in brooches collars, belts aud the inevitable chair about the neck.
 On all the chiffon waists the sleeves are shirred aud puffed-and the mate rial is particularly adapted to shirring while full ptfTs on the tops of the sleeves add the desired breadth to the shoulders. Satin is preferred to silk for the lining, as fhe sheen it possesses seems to add more iuster to the thin fab. ric. Black chiffon waists de not show any marked charge of style and ars trimmed with horse hair net, with many jeweled ornaments seWed on around the collar and in corselet style, --Harpr's Bazaar.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1897-06-09
Tennessee Centennial and Interna-

Tennessee Centennial and Interna- tional Exposition at Nashville, Tenn. May 1st to Oct. 30th. 1897 For his occasion the St. Louis Iron Mountain and Southern Railway will sell round trip tickets asfollows: April 2S to Oct D inclusive. final re- turn limit Nov. [. 1897. rate $1S.70; A pril % 10 Oct. 15 inclusive, final re- turn limit 20 days from date of sale, rate $l3.70; April 29, May 4, 6. II. B. IS. 70. 25. Y; June l. 3, s, 10 15. r, 22 24, 20. July l, 6, &. 13. E. 20. 22. 27 9; Aug. ,. !, 1B, F, r, 19. 24. 26. 3l; Sep. 2. {. 3, IL. l6, 21. 23. 2S. 30 Oct. ', F, IA. 19. 2l and 26, final limitretnrn ten days from date of sale. rate $l0 Oo
 H. E. MIzEIL.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1897-06-09
Hereditary Suicide.

An extraordinary instance of heredi- tary tendency to suicide was told by Professor Brouartel in Paris lately. A farmer near Eta.npes hanged himself without apparent cause. leaving fam. fly of seven son and four daughters. Ten of the 1 1 subsequently, followed the fathers example, but not until they had married and Degotten children, all oi whom likewise hanged themselves. The only survivor is son. who is now 60 years of age and has passed safely be- yond the family hanging age.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1897-06-09
Newspapers as finer Uescnvrs.

Some hint as to how ex-Ghief Byrne. of New York was successful as thief taker comes cut ill the claim of an ex. detective, Tom Adams, who asks sl0, 900 fer the press clippings he had fur nished Byrnes. It seems these clippings are all essential to the rogues' gallery, and contain pictures and descriptions of every well known rascal the olld over. So it seems the newspapers are the best thief eatebers after all