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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-11
Good Old RUE.

Good old Farmer Tomsey pulled his
chair closer to that of his wife after the
rest of the household had retired and ad-
dressed her IN a serious tone, says the
Detroit Free Press.
''Marthy, I've been a good deal troubled
since Eta come back from ..ettin' her
schoolin'. There's no denyin' she's smart
and can talk Eastern you and me put to-
gether, but l han't sure whether her ideas
ring true. I never had much of a educa-
ton. but I've done a power of readin' and
thinkin since.
Il don't quite understand. 'Lijah.'
ITS about her views on religion. She's
what they call liberal. 'Cordin to her
they hain't no such hell as was always
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-11
WIT AND HUMOR.

New York Press: Mrs. Uppenyte-WilI-
lam. what do you mean by letting that
child eat those dried apples? Don't you
know, they'll hurt him?
Mr.. Uppenyte-You always said you
wanted him to have some social pre-
tensions.
Mrs. Uppenyte-Well, what on earth has
that got to do with it?
Mr.. Uppenyte-Just wait a little while
and he'll be a regular bowling SWELL
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-11

Never let a cough run on from day
to day. 1t indicates either inflamma
ton or irritation. which, if allowed to
continue may result in serious injury
to the lungs. A few doses of Ayers
Cherry Pectoral cures any pulmonary
complaint not entirely beyond the
reach of medicine.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-11

The Kansas City Star says that too
much salt cannot be taken with the
news from Cuba and the stories about
NIcKinIey's cabinet. If there is too
much OF either in the mixture. throw
away the news and the stories.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-11
but mercy pure and simple would
have been justice

Dr. Parkhurst may be a trife too
promiscuous in his attacks upon lead
ing men in New York's public service"
says the Boston Journal. but he is
not afraid TO say what he knows about
Tom Platt, and that is TO his credit"
Whose credit? Platt's or Parkhurst's?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-11

It look seven truant officers and six
policemen. a grand total of 1S. to ar
rest Il school boys in Brooklyn the
other DAY. The boys had played
hockey" on purpose to go to the
theater.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-11

In the January Forum Ex-Governor
Alonzo B. Cornell makes plea for
business tranquility. How can there
be business tranquility when the land
is filled with the reverberations of
bursting banks?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-11
SOME EDITORIAL CONTENTS.


Philadelphia Record: Nothing daunts
the pictorial daily press in New York.
Tsere was fog too thick to cut in New
forE ON Sunday. yet the Monday morn
ing papers Illustrated it with cuts showing
now the tog-bound steamers on the sound
disembarked their passengers. Wonder
ful are the resources Of pictorial art
St Louis Republican: New York
newspaper, after careful investigation
fixes upon $4,000 a year as the amount
that is absolutely necessary TO dress a
fashionable woman in a satisfactory man
ner ana make her happy. The list of
what she requires is not long but the
total cost runs to the figure named The
Information IS valuable 1t contains the
secret OF so much marital woe in this
lane which the courts are SO often called
on to settle.
Kansas City Star: Pittsburg can point
10 the suicide of a bankes - 10 was not
short in his accounts This is almost as
rare an occurrence as the payment in
full of depositors by a defunt bank
Detroit Tribune: Only those whom the
eods love die young. The others live to
a ripe old age and hold all the offices.
Boston Herald: The lower court has
IMPOSED a IS fine on the man who used
profane language in the streets of Boston
but 1t IS important to note that he has
appealed the case to higher court
Meanwhile. swear not at all, pending the
final decision.
There will be renewal today at Wash
ln2ton OF the 30-yearS-old wrangle be-
tween the wool growers and the wool
manufacturers over the tariff but we
question whether the public will look on
with more than languid interest. The
people are weary of the whole Dlaguey
business. and in this WEAKNESS lies the
tariff-grabber's opportunity.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-11

John P Irish is in Chicago offering
resolutions to a conference of goldbug
Democrats. These are last years res
olutions warmed over for New Years
adoption.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-11

III Washington, D. c., they don't
allow the newsboys to cry their papers
on Sunday. Is Washington too good
or too bad that the crying of papers on
S1nGaaT = s-<ohibited?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-11

Beerbohm Tree says that Hamlet
was not mad. He may not have been
mad, but the behavior of his mother
and uncle must have been irritating
il the extreme.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-11

An American woman living in Paris
has been made countess by the
pope. When Banker Benedict stes UP
that new government of his he viii
find an American aristocracy already
created and ready and willing to aid
him in carrying on his government.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-11

w. D. Bynum never get that Okla
noma judgeship. And then to think
that Bill did so much! And ali in the
hope of securing the place.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-11

Debs is going to lecture. Thank
heaven that this is still land of lib
erty and that no one is compelled to
go and hear him,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-11

The coffee and sugar war goes mer-
rily on. Stir them up, gentlemen; stir
them up.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-11

The solicitude of some politicians
for the public welfare is much of the
same order as Widow Wadman's solic-
itude for Uncle Toby's wound.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-11

"Wnl congress aid the plunderers -
asks the San Francisco Examiner.
What a question! What a question:
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-11

The Texas has been ordered to Gal
weston, probably to find its final rest
ing place there.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-11

It is estimated that the pyrotechnics
at the inaugural celebration will cost
S2.5O0 Is it to be little show for a
cent?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-11

Senator Calls Cuban speeches are
regular tableaux vivants of Spanish
atrocities
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-11

Judge Lawrence says: Don't give
UP The tariff on WOOL" thinking it is
the same as the cry of that other
Lawrence: Don't give up the ship"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-11

The Washington Post favors SPAR
ring matches even though an occa-
sional death does result from them.
The Post is no SLOUGH" of fighter
itself.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-11

1t is time that Major Mckinley was
getting that cabinet finished. The peo-
pie are as anxious to see new cabinet
as a new house.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-11

Bob Fitzsimnons' fist bothers him a
good deal. Corbetts fist will bother
him a great deal more.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-11

If congressman were as wise as
trained nurses look, how wise congress
would be.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-11

New York Journal: Mrs. O'Hoolihan-
Sure, Mrs. Flaherty. thOt goat of your do
be goin on thot wicked-like, Dim afeard
to v.nture near your fince.
Mrs. Flaherty-Achone. Mrs. O'Hooli-
han! sure thot goat beats the divvil in
torelY. Little Mickey Civ him a news
paper for breakfast, containin a lot of
war talk and lingo pot try, an sure the
haste heZ been foightin mad liver sence
bad cess to it,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-11

Senator Wolcott has reached Eng
land. The important question now is,
Is international bimetalhsm in sight?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-11

In politics pie and pisen are found
side by side on the same counter.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-11

president Nebeker;" Speaker Per
kins." They sound all right.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-11

Why not profit by the experience of
others who have found permanent
cure for catarrh in Hoods Sarsapa-
rilla?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-11

So fine is the weather that one is
tempted to ask: Is this winter?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-11

Just at present the jingoes are Civ
ing the country soft music.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-11

Again it is announced that Victoria
may abdicate. Wales is willing.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-11
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THE ANAPHROQISE,

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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-11

It's a Democratic Legislature. Hats
off,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-11

Has Weyler sunk into innocuous de-
suetude?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-11

Plat is the genuine Greater New
York.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-11

Boston Transcript: Paterfamilas
WALKING the floor with son and heir)-
Babies. they say. are such helpless thingsi
But what do they think of me? Talk
about helplessnessi
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-11

Brooklyn Life: After the Amateur Per-
formance.-She-Was she natural in
the sieeD;n0 scene?
Her Husband-Very She couldn have
been more natural unless she snored.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-11

$40 Alaska Sealskin Cape for $50.
at F. .AUERBACH & BRO.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-11

Puck: Better Out of It.-First Pig
And they'll cut us up for pork and use
our skins to make footballs.
Second Pig-Well, if they ever make
football out of my skin, III be glad / m
not in it.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-11

Life: Briggs-Simmerson. the inventor,
Saws his wife doesn't even know what
business he is in.
Ciriecs-Why has he concealed it from
her?
HE is afraid she might get the impress
sion that he could do odd jobs around
the house"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-11

Detroit Tribune: Only those whom the
soos love die young. The others live to
a ripe old age and hold all the offices.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-11

Detroit Journal: They threw the broad
mantle of charity over her. This is too
much" she faltered. There had been
great changes in the modes since the
mantle of charity was made, and there
was. indeed more of it than was abso-
lutelY necessary.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-11

Chicago Tribune: "Who calls me a blind
old beggar?" asked the aged mendicant
Heed them not, Homer said one of
the bystanderS. They are merely
thoughtless Schoolboys."
Then 1 will be revenged on the whole
race of schoolboys!" retorted Homer,
trembling with rage. And cropping his
way to the nearest typewriter, he dictated
the Had
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-11

Household Words: Very Stout Lady
Cwatching the lions feed)-'Pears to me,
mister, that ain very big piece O. meat
for sech an animal.
Attendant with the most stuDendous
show OF politeness)-I S pose it does seem
like a little meat to you, ma am, but it's
enough for the lion.
The San Francisco call., 1897-09-05
FIERCE FIGHTING IN MDH.
Tribesmen Make an Attack Upon the
Garrison at BdiishkneI, but Ars
Defeated.

BOMBAY, INDIA, Sept. 4.-On Wedn"s-
day night force of 1900 natives made an
attack upon the garrison at Balishknel, IN
the Khuram Valley. The assault lasted
FIVE hours, when the post was REINFORCED
and the tribesmen were compelled to re-
treat with heavy losses. The British force
lost two killed and one wounded.
SIMLA, INDIA Sept. 4.-The native rul-
ers in all parts of India have offered the
services OF their troops against the IRON
tier tribes, and the Viceroy, The Earl OF
Elgin, has accepted the services of four
battalions of infantry and two companies
of sappers from the Yunga rulers, and
will also accept the use of transport trains
from the Maharaiahs of Gwalor and
Jaipor, which did good service during the
Chitral campaign. The Government has
also sent its thanks to these rulers, whose
unanimous action is regarded as being
emphatic testimony of their loyalty.
General Blood's column, sent TO chas-
tise the Mohmands, is now at the Swat
River, five days marching from the pros-
pectlve scene of operations. 1t is in
tended to raze the rebellious forts and
villages.
The San Francisco call., 1897-09-05
IN THE YOSEMITE PARK.
Captain Rogers, w. S. A., Reports
Less 7respussing in the Valley
Than Formerly.

WASHINGTON. D. c., Sept. 4.-The
annu al report of Captain Alex Rogers OF
the Fourth Cavalry, who is acting as
superintendent of the Yosemite National
Park was received by the Secretary of the
Interior to-day. He reports that the reg
ular patrol have found that there is less
tresrassing in the park than in years past,
but says the depredations by sheep and
their herders are the worst they have to
contend with. Cattle are now restricte d
to the land belonging to their owners, who
are held to a strict compliance with the
rules OF the Interior Department. One
herd of sheep was captured during the
summer and signs were encountered OF
other herds inside the park limits.
The game, Captain Rogers says, seems
to be increasing in numbers and the deer
and other animals show less fear of hu-
man beings than in past years, IAN indi-
cation" he saws, 'that they are not
hunted so much as they formerly were"
This condition of affairs leads him TO
remark that the rigid enforcement of the
rule against carrying firearms IN the park
has produced good results.
Firearms have been taken from persons
entering the park during the year. The
captain says ne knows of only one person
having been IN the park with firearm in
his possession. He calls attention tc the
fact that the Nevada Indians are in the
habit of entering the park 10 kill game
| late in the fall alter troops leave it and he
suggests that steps be taken to stop it.
Forest fires were numerous. The big tree
grove at Merced had a narrow escape from
one of them.
Captain Rogers thinks one of the fir es
was deliberately started. He recon- mends
that the Government purchase all the
roads in the mark and q SO the lands
owned by individuals within the park
The San Francisco call., 1897-09-05

Duchess. The correspondent of the
Graphic, who, his paper says, is promi-
nent Parnellite, and who has suffered for
the Nationalist cause, sent the following
private telegram to the editor:
The tour has become trumphal procession
At Castletown and Dunrayen l was simply as
tonished. You cannot magnify its signif-
canoe.
The Castle clique at Dublin is so deter
mined to make political capital out of the
visit of the Duke and Duchess of York
that the Lord Lieutenant, Earl Cadogan,
has been obliged to set his foot down
firmly to prevent it being turned into a
Protestant ascendency demonstra ton, and
he has ordered expunged several sem
tences, In this sense, from addresses sent
to their Royal Highnesses by Orange So
cieties.
The failure of the potato crop, corn and
hay crops in most of the districts in Ire
land has resulted in the gloomiest outlook
for the winter. The chairman OF the
Michaelstown Board of Guardians, at a
meeting held by that body on Thursday
last, declared Ireland is on the verge of a
great agricultural crisis, and that num-
bers OF rent-payers would be com PEELED 10
go to the workhouse.
The price of bread is rising slowly in
Ireland and the outlook for the winter is
10000 quarters of foreign wheat weekly
independent of -four, and during August
less than $4,000 quarters arrived per week
Not one-tenth of London's bread is made
from English -four, and the bakers assert
that with -four at the present figure a loaf
of bread al sgd I'll cents) will send them
into bankruptcy. The hop crop is below
the average. The picking, which is in full
swing, has produced the usual pauper in
vasion of Kent and has been marked by
greater distress than usual.
The warehouses and police stations OF
that county are filled and there have been
several deaths from exposure in the fields
and hedges during the recent storms
Court circles are en- joying a sixteen page
booklet, written entirely in cipher by a
royal parsonage, in which amusing stories
and facts connected with the inner life of
mem bers of the rovat circle are set out in
the most unvarnished manner.
Most of the matter in this publication
The San Francisco call., 1897-09-05
ARGENTINA TALKS RETALIATION.
President Urbuyeau Urges Increased
Duties on Heavy Imports From
This Country.

NEW YORK, N. Y, Sept. "A special
to the Herald from Buenos Ayres, Argen.
tina, says: President Urbuyeau has sent
a message to Congress in which he advo-
Gates. as measure of retaliation against
the United States, increased duties on ar
ticles imported in large quantities from
that country.
In his message the President specifies
particularly as articles on which the du-
ties should be largely increased petro-
leum, timber, plows and all agricultural
i'm mplements and machinery, which are
imported largely from the United States.
Higher duties, the President explains,
should be i'm posed because of the recent
difficulties which the Dingley tariff has
thrown in the way of expectation from
this country TO the United States.
President Urbuyeau contends that the
policy of Argentina toward all countries
which export to Argentina has always been
fair and Just, as proven when the Wilson
law in the United Estates accorded great
liberality to Argentina, and in return this
country made sweeping reductions in the
duties on tim ber and petroleum imported
from the United States.
The proposed increase in duties advo-
Gated bv President Urbuyeau wilIamount
to $500, 900 in gold. The President hopes
that special conventions can be negotiated
with the United States and other coun-
tries providing for greater liberality to
Argentina products before it will be neces-
sary to enforce the increased duties il
they should become law.
The scheme on which the special con-
The San Francisco call., 1897-09-05

concerns Emperor William of Germany,
and the writer asserts that $500 people are
languishing in the German state prisons
on the charge of lese majestic. The book
let is in great demand. 1t is said to be
like pages from 1.-THE Pickwick Papers" !"
The remnant of society which still lin
gers in town has been afforded pleasant
diversion in the sudden marriage of Miss
Violet Edith Grey -Egerton to Lord Rom.
lily.
The romance has not been equaled since
that historic July morr ing, Jhirty-three
years ago, when Lady Florence Paget, the
sister of the present Marquis of Anglesey,
walked into one end of a West End shop
and emerged at the other, where she en-
tered a cab and drove to st. Georges,
Hanover Square, and was married to
the fourth and last Marquis of Hast
ings. while the young commoner to
whom she was engaged was left out in
the cold. Miss Violet Grey y-Egerton's
case IS not dissimiar. She was to have
been married TO Ernest Cunard last
Thursday week. On the previous Mon
day she went out walking with him. and
parted from him, says the quidnunc, sin
perfect harmony" But she could not
forget an old lover Lord Romilly, who
had been singularIy faithful to her for
many ii day. So early next morning
(Tuesday) she drove to the same ro-
mantle spot, st. Georges. Hanover
square, with her maid, Miss Jessie
Scott, and was married by special
license to Lord RomilIy, whose solicitor
appropriately named Mr.. Hastie) acted
as best man. There were no bridesmaids,
no pages, no orange blossoms. The lady
wore a simple travelling dress of black and
white, with skirt of darker shade, and
she was given away by her maid. When
the society paragraphists discovered this
amazing marriage they varied their mo-
notonous tritles over Cowes and Hom burg
by biographing her ladyship, recount ting
that she was engaged to Lord Romilly
long ago. The affair, however, was broken
off. somehow or another, as were two
n, har a, ~ mputS
The San Francisco call., 1897-09-05
Netc Harbor Defsn.e..

PENSACOLA, FLA, Sept 4-The Army
and Navy departments have decided to
further strengthen the defense of this har-
Dor, the President having Issued an army
order setting apart about 270 acres OF the
naval timber reservation on the mainland
extending into the bay and opposite to
the city about four miles distant for mill
taTy and naval defense. 1t is understood
that batteries for sixteen guns are to be
erected here. These guns Will command
the entire inner harbor, the nayy-yards
and the city
The San Francisco call., 1897-09-05
ROUGH ON RoCKEFBLLER.

A Cfer0ynGm's Contempt for His Odor-
T'rOW, millions.
ROCHESTER,, n. Y. Sept. AT the
closing session OF the New York Mission
ary Society convention the Rev. F. c..
Tyrell of st. Louis spoke on Social Re-
form in the Church." and created a stir
by his reference TO Millionaire Rookie
feller.
eve have come to the day." he said,
''when the commercial brigand stand. not
on the highway to filch the passers-by,
but beside the oil faucet levying toll on
his fellow.citizens in the form of profit.
The smell OF Rockefeller's millions will
not impregnate the air with one-half the
stencil as do his donations to COLLEGES and
universities. for the latter are given under
the mask of religion"
The San Francisco call., 1897-09-05
A WEEKS GOSSIP
FROM LONDON
Irish Tour of the Yorks
a Triumphal Pro-
ceSsion.
Romantic Marriage in High
Life Sets Many Tongues to
Wagging.
Pope Leo May See the Twentieth
Century-Serious Phase of the
Big Strike.
[Copy rlghted, 1897, by the Associated Press ]

LONDON, ENG, Sept. 4. - The bad
weather and the cyclonic disturbance
show no signs OF abating. The rainfall
for the month of August was greatly in
excess OF the average and in some places
was greater than in the case of any
August of the past twenty-eight years.
The Duke and Duchess OF York continue
their triumphal visit to Ireland. They
have spent the last two days at Barons
Court the Duke of ADercorn's place.
Their spontaneous popularity among
the Irish is in sharp contrast with the
seryile adulation of the English. The
Irish peasantry have shown themselves
especially anxious to see the Duke ana