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The western sentinel. [volume] (Winston-Salem, N.C.) 1887-1926, 1897-07-29
THE FEMALE EVANGELIST.
She Leaves Town-Not Well Pleased
With Her Reception Here.


With Her Reception Here.
Mrs. Smith, the female evangelist
from Florida, went to Green Sboro
Monday. She was not very well leas I'd
with the reception she received here
Sue did not pre- ich SUNDAY, but
claims this was not her fau.5 she
was Unable to 1T any OF III. churches
and was refused the use of the curt
house.
Mrs. Smith told the reporter that
she has preached in five States and this
is the first time she has ever b"en
turned down by County Fathers.
1--WE send missionaries to China and
Japan and let our own children 20 10
hell" said Mrs Smith. Said she was
% years old aud has been preaching
for &c years She is wild Nv and has
two children The youngest has been
married II years.
The western sentinel. [volume] (Winston-Salem, N.C.) 1887-1926, 1897-07-29
Medal for Best Wheat.

Mr. Henry Clay Thomas,of Thomas
vile, was in town Monday. He called
the handsome medal which he was
awarded by the Worlds Fair Com
missioners for the best exhibit of
wheat in one division.
The western sentinel. [volume] (Winston-Salem, N.C.) 1887-1926, 1897-07-29
BEARD-QUALLS.
Granted a Divorce One Week and
Married the Next.


Married the Next.
From papers received here it 10
learned Mr.. John L. Beard was mar
ried in Charleston, w. Va, on the
18th inst. The Daily Gazette of that
place gives the following report of the
nuptials:
AT s O'Clock last night, at the
home Of Mr.. and Mrs James Mathews,
on Delaware avenue, Miss Annie
Qualls and Mr.. John L. Beard, were
united in marriage. Mr.. Beard is
located at Hinton and he and his
bride will leave this morning for that
place. TO make their future home.
Miss Qualls came TO this city from
Hurricane several years ago, and has
made many friends here, who wish
her future success and happiness
Mr.. Beard was granted q divorce
from his first wife week before last.
The western sentinel. [volume] (Winston-Salem, N.C.) 1887-1926, 1897-07-29
Two Blockaders Arrested.

Policeman White and Poindexter
"pulled" two blockaders Sunday.
Jennie Flynt was doing business on
Masten's corner and tub of beer and
two gallons of whiskey were found in
her possession Glen Wilson's. stand
was near Belo's pond He was selling
whiskey
The western sentinel. [volume] (Winston-Salem, N.C.) 1887-1926, 1897-07-29
Gigantic Trust.

The Chicago Evening Post says
that there is a combination forming
between the magnates of the Stand
ard Oil, leather, sugar, lead, rubber,
tobacco, spirits, cotton oil and gas
trusts, representing combined CAPT
tai of $3.50, 600, 900.
The western sentinel. [volume] (Winston-Salem, N.C.) 1887-1926, 1897-07-29
1T WAS SUICIDE.
So Says the Jury in Mrs. Cookies Case,
at Ashevil1e.

AsHEvILLE, N. c., July 26. The in
quest over the exhumed body of Mrs.
Minnie L. Cooke, wife of ex Mayor W..
J. Cooke, has been concluded and the
jury rendered verdict that the de-
ceased came to death by her own
hands.
The inquest was held to set at rest
a number of rumors that had gained
circulation since last Monday, when
Mrs. Cooke was found dead in her
room, with a pistol at her side.
The western sentinel. [volume] (Winston-Salem, N.C.) 1887-1926, 1897-07-29
Bucklen,s Arnica salve.

The best salye in the world for cuts, bruis-
es. sores, ulcers salt rheum, fever, sores, tet-
all skin ernptions, and positively cures piles
or no pay required. It is guaranteed to give
perfect satisfaction or money refunded.
Price Csc per box. For sale by v O Thomp-
son.
The western sentinel. [volume] (Winston-Salem, N.C.) 1887-1926, 1897-07-29
The State Normal
And Industrial COIege,

GREEN ST. ORC, N. c.,
Offers the yoang women of the State thor
ough professional, literary, classical, scien-
tific and industrial education. Annual ex-
penses $50 to $3.50. Faculty of 25 members.
school of 126 pupils for teachers. More
than 1900 marticulates representing every
county in the State except three. Cores
pondence invited from those desiring COM
dormitories all free tuition applications
must be made before August LIST. For cata-
logue and information, address
PRESIDENT CHARLES D. MCIVER.
The western sentinel. [volume] (Winston-Salem, N.C.) 1887-1926, 1897-07-29
Was Soon Feeling Better.

For three years / was trouble with my
heart and liver. l was run down in health
and could hardly walk, was so weak L
tried many medicines and finally bought a
bottle of Hoods Sarsrparilla. l was soon
feeling better. and after taking few more
bottles l was strong and able to work.
W. J. Harris, Cloverdale Va.
Hoods Pills are the favorite. family
catharIie. Easy to take, gentle, mild. 25c.
The western sentinel. [volume] (Winston-Salem, N.C.) 1887-1926, 1897-07-29
Weekly Market Report.

WINSTON n. 9. Ju'y 10Th. 1897.
Breaks are small Prices are good
for all sound stock. Manufacturing
grades and wrappers sre in special
demand.
The western sentinel. [volume] (Winston-Salem, N.C.) 1887-1926, 1897-07-29
PEACE
Institute for Young Ladies,
WylIlulU Raleigh, N. G.

Excellent buildings and beautiful grounds
in Healthful L cation with splendid eli
mate. Stands at the very front in Female
Education. Thorough in Us Courses. High
in irs standard. Unsurpassed in its high
moral tone and in its intellectual and social
influences.
Twenty-one officers and teachers. Very
reasonable prices. Send for catalogue.
The western sentinel. [volume] (Winston-Salem, N.C.) 1887-1926, 1897-07-29
Notice

Having duly qualified administrator of
Fuel Fulton, deceased. all persons having
claims against the estate of said deceased are
hereby notlhed 70 present them to me, duly
months from the date of this notice, or the
same will be plead in bar of their recovery,
and all persons indeb: ed to said deceased are
requested to make payment of the same at
once.
This 18th day of July 1897
]. D. WADDILI.. Administrator.
The western sentinel. [volume] (Winston-Salem, N.C.) 1887-1926, 1897-07-29
North Carolina
College of Agriculture
and F1echaniC Arts

Will Open Sept. 9th, 1897.
Thorough academic. scientific and techni-
cal courses, Experienced Special
lists in every department.
EXPENSES PER SESSION, INCLUDING BOARD:
For County Students q3. 90
For All Other Students 1900
Apply for Catalogues to
ALEXANDRIA HOLIDAY, LII. D.,
President,
Raleihg, n. G.
The western sentinel. [volume] (Winston-Salem, N.C.) 1887-1926, 1897-07-29
ROANOKE S S3IEM Eq w. +.

Courses r degrees, with Electives high
standard. Also Commercial and Preparatory
Courses Library 10000 volumes. Working
Laboratory. Good morals and discipline Six
churches-nO bar rooms. Healthful noun
tain climate. VERY MODERATE EXPENSES;
may be reduced below $50 for nine months
Gees, board, &c.) 10Th year begins Sept. 18th.
Catalogue free. Address ULIUs d. DEaHER,
President.
The western sentinel. [volume] (Winston-Salem, N.C.) 1887-1926, 1897-07-29
THE BUSINESS OUTLOOK.
Opinions Secured From a Number of
the Leading Cities.

NEW YORK, July 26.-The World
sent out requests to Presidents of
boards of trade and chambers of COM
merce of leading cities, asking their
views upon the business outlook. All
agree, with the tariff bill out of the
way, there will be material improve
ment within six months and that Eu-
ropean shortage will be a leading fac
tor
The western sentinel. [volume] (Winston-Salem, N.C.) 1887-1926, 1897-07-29
LOST.

Certificate No. 4243, 5shares Old Domin-
B. IL L. Association. Finder will return to
w. Z. LINEBACK.
Winston, N c..
The western sentinel. [volume] (Winston-Salem, N.C.) 1887-1926, 1897-07-29
NOTICE.

The above named defendants and also
the wife OF " Waits and the wife of Chus
Burgess and the husband OF Sarah w Cav
if either or all OF them are married will take
notice that an action entitled as above has
been commenced in the Superior Court of
Forsyth county to perfect the titles To Ger
tain lots Of land situated in Broadbay
township Forsyth county, formerly owned
by Winston-Salcm Land and Investment
Company and to substitute the Trustee and
execute the trust by whom and in which
they are held, and the said named defend
ants and those not named except aS the
wives and husbands of said defendants and
all other persons interested in said action, or
in the lands owned by the South Side Syn
dictate and held by H. X. Starbuclz trustee
viii take notice, that they are required to
appear ut the next term of the Superior
Court of said county to be held on the first
Monday of August, 1897, at the Court house
IN Winston, n. G and answer or demur to
the complaint in said action, or the plain
tilfs will apply to the Court for the relief
demandedn said complaint. This nth day
of June, 1897.
n. s. WILSON, G. S. G.
\ II ELLER, Atty for Plaintiffs.
The western sentinel. [volume] (Winston-Salem, N.C.) 1887-1926, 1897-07-29
NOTICE.

WANT every man and won an in the United
States interested IN tbs Opium and Whisky
habits to have one of my books on these dis
eases. Address Il. NJ Woolley, Atlanta, Ga.
Box 1872, and one will be sent you free.
The western sentinel. [volume] (Winston-Salem, N.C.) 1887-1926, 1897-07-29

H + Tilden, 6 w Watts. Dasha Ellen
J. Dasha, G BurgiH, Ellen S Laudon, Sarah
w Covel Alphonso 5 Covel, Geo Keller,
Susan $ Keeler, Mary y plummer, Isaac
Parsons, Chas Burgess, Sarah w Gay, J 5
Watkins, Mary l. Watkins and Fl Il Star
buck trustee.
The western sentinel. [volume] (Winston-Salem, N.C.) 1887-1926, 1897-07-29
Slaughter Sale
OF
BICYCLES

Too many Bicycles. Too little
room. Bicycles must go to make
room for Guns and Ammunition.
Boys, get onto the price. A 500
wheel, fitted with NJ. & w. Tires,
going now at $25.25.
Great Scott, Boys! Get hump
on yourselves. They will go fast at
price nam d. Do not delay, but
straight away to Roberts go and
buy yourself bike.
Yours for business,
r. ~. Roberts
AS Liberty ST., Winstoa, N. G.
The western sentinel. [volume] (Winston-Salem, N.C.) 1887-1926, 1897-07-29
Potash.
A trial of this plan costs but
little and is sure to lead to
profitable culture.

All about Potashthe results Of its use by actual ex.
pertinent the best farms in the United States-is
told in little book which We publish and will gladly
maui Tree TO any farmer IN America who will write IL
GERMAN KALI WORKS
Nassau 81. New York.
The western sentinel. [volume] (Winston-Salem, N.C.) 1887-1926, 1897-07-29
Sllnerinr Court

NORTH CARoLINA. Superior Court,
Forsyth County. August Term, 1897.
II + Fries. J II stockton, II + Bahnson, w
\ Blair w Il Carter, Thos A Wilson, II j
Brown com'r, II Ellcr, Mrs Sophia Il
Duffy, l. NJ II Reynolds, \ c Davis, Laulie
Davis, Chas Duffy, Francis Duffy, + +
hay, w ID Hay, w Hnsdale, d ii Hill,
Jpo 5 Cunningham, Jessie Brown McAlister
and j w McA lister.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1897-11-11
FOR EVENING WEAR.

The hair arrangements are more
elaborate than they used to be. All
grettes spring from twists of tulle and
generally there is tendency to dress
the hair"
Delightful boas and neck arrange.
ments are made of caterpillar" tulle,
which is very fine silk net, with dewy
substance trailed over it. Feather boas
are still in great favor and they will
tide us over to the fur season.
Ball gowns show a tendency toward
undue brightness. Salmon pink is
trimmed with sea-green tulle or mauve
velvet. Many of the bodices are cut in
graceful curves, like shells, and some,
times black velvet ribbon connects the
scallops, fastening with a diamond
buckle or slide.
Blackand-white harmonies are as
much worn for evening gowns as TO,
street dresses, little color being intro
duced to do away with the idea of half
mourning, vivid red glace silk being
much used for the purpose. All even
ing frocks are frightened this fall with
magenta, apple-green or turquoise vel
vet, put on in barrel hoops" about the
bodice. The addition of a white sash
is newer than colored waistband.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1897-11-11
Perhaps Andrews Was tn NJ,

The son of well-known Providence. l.-
yer came home at the end of his fiTst tsra aM y
college exnlting in the fact that he - IN y
next to the head of his class, saws an 1'' ~
change, His father was less easily sat is "a
''Mhat! Next to the head?" he excla;meedd'
Mhat 90 you, you mean, sir? I'd like to know
Next to the head, indeed! Humphl ia i III!
to know why YOU aren't at the head wha .Ss
you ought to bel" The young man was I nat
urally crestfallen, but upon his return na !.
college he went about his work with sna ~
ambitio ion that the end of the term fowna
him in the coveted place. He went bonoa
very proud, indeed. 1t was great newS
The lawyer contemplated his son for fs,.
moments IN silence; then, with shrug oi
of the class, Ell? Humphi That's a f;u.
commentary on Brown university!"-Cb;s.
cago Tribune. r
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1897-11-11
Wherein MIDDLETON Shows ser.

"My friend MIDDLETON" said Mr., Tamil.
by, lis overcareful about many things NM
in many ways he shows great common sen W.
For instance: He always carries with hin,
postal cards appropriately addressed. and y
he is suddenl " called away anywhere~and
his business is such that he is liable to h.
at any tme-he puts word or two on on NJ
of his postal cards and puts it in the nearest
letter box. He may not have time to ston
and write or to telegraph, but he can al.
ways find time to drop this postal card; and
It removes $, the MINDS of the folks at home.
Y Sun ~.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1897-11-11
Almost IAside Out,

The stomach that is not turned thus by a
shaking up on the "briny wave" must be a
we'll fortified one. The gastric apparatus can
be rendered proof against seasickness will,
that stomachic 80 popular among travellers by
sea and land-Hostetter's Stomach Bitters
1t defends the system against malaria and
rheumatism, and subdues liver complaint
constipation and dyspepsia.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1897-11-11
Hysteria

l5 caused by natural or acquired feebleness
OF constitution, mental uffering and, chiefly,
arrangements of the sexual system, such as
menstrual Irregularities, delayed develop.
ment OF the generative organs, or too strong
sexual propensities. During o fit, the
patients clothes should be loosened; she
should have an abundance Of fresh air.
The sudden, copious and continuous appli.
cation of cold water to the head and face will
cut the ut short. Between the paroxisms,
Dr.. M. A. Simmons Liver Medicine Should
be taken to correct torpidity Of the bowels,
and course of treatment with DR.. Sim.
mons Squaw Vine Wine which is specially
adapted to remove the uterine disorders,
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1897-11-11
A Greaf BENEFIT.

First Daughter of the Revolution-She
says she'd like to know, for her part, what
practical good our society does.
Second Ditto-Why, the mean thing! Just
as if we hadn't made it almost fashionable to
be patrlotic.-Judge.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1897-11-11

Wallace-"I didn't know you rode 4
wheel" Ferry-"I don't" WALLACE
Then what are you wearing knickerbockers
and a sweater for?" Ferry-"To keep the
fool bicycle riders from running over me.
They think I'm one of 'em." Cincinnati
Enquirer.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1897-11-11
Kentucky ADpreciates.

"ErICol. Clay, it's fine wheat crop we
'.'SSplendid, sub, splendid, Best an clean
est lot O straws / ever drawed through,
sub! "-Cleveland World
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1897-11-11

Cover an ass with lions skin, and he
will soon manage to poke his ears out some
how.-Ram's Horn.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1897-11-11

A Stumbling Block-"What is the OBJ,
lection of the politicians to the civil serv,
ice reform systeln?" THE examination ques,
tions"-Truth.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1897-11-11
A Small POtatO,

Askins-That fellow, Dubby. isn't of much
Importance, is he?
Grims haw-Much importance? Why, he
wouldn't even cut any ice in klondike in the
winter time!-Puck.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1897-11-11
4 Cruel Husband.


First Lawyer-You are shyster!
His Opponent-And you are black
guard!
The Court-New, gentlemen. let us get at
the disputed points in the case.-PLilaGel-
phia North American.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1897-11-11
Caught the Eggs.

Judge-How do you know the prisoners
threw eggs at you?
Tragedian-I caught them in the act
Up-toDate.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1897-11-11
Female ComuIajnfa-

There are two critical and even danger ous
periods in female life, when the greatest
care is necessary.
The first, when the girl passes from child.
mood to womanhood; if through ignorance
or neglect this mysterious development is
lnterfered with or thwarted, even in the
smallest degree, they are liable to some
malady frequently proving most serious.
such as hysteria, fits or even consumption:
while at the second period, called "change
q life," there Is often much distress and
danger. At both these periods of life DR..
able, and 1t isrecommended that dose gift
pc taken twice aweek for some time, be-
tween and during the menstrual periods,
and for Strengthening the system we
strongly urge the use of DR.. NJ. A. Sim.
mons Liver Medicine, q dose at bedtime.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1897-11-11

To Cure n Cold in One Day
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. AL
druggists refund money if it fails to cure. Csc
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1897-11-11

A Dose in Time Saves Nine of Hale's
Honey of Horehound and Tar for Coughs,
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1897-11-11

Because man is poor in flesh is not
a sure sign that he doesn't eat much.-Wash.
ington Democrat.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1897-11-11

am entirely cured of hemorrhage Of
lungs by, liso's Cure for Consumption
| Louisa Lindaman, Bethany, Mo, Jan. s. a4.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1897-11-11
A GRAND WORK.

Helping Tired Mothers and Giving Rosy
Cheeks to CbidreD.
Thousands of tired, nervous, worried
women have found strength, health and
happiness in Hoods Sarsaparllla, which
purities their blood, strengthens their
nerves and gives them good appc,ites.
Pale and puny children are given rosy
checks and vigorous appctitcs BY the great
blood enrching qualities of Hoods Sarsa-
parilla. II is indeed the mothers friend
and it may well have a place in thousands
of families Be sure TO get Hoods
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1897-11-11
Speaking from Experience.

Teacher-What is that which rervades all
space, which no wall or other substance car
shut out?
Johnnie Sharpe "a fiat dweller) - The
smell of onions, miss-Odds and Ends
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1897-11-11
A Woman of Mark,

Magistrate-The evidence shows that you
threw stone at the man.
Mrs McDuf-An' it shows more than
that, yer honor. 1t shows that hit him.
Boston Traveller
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1897-11-11

Clergyman-"My boy, do you know it 8
wicked to fish or the Sabbath!' Young
ster-"I isn't fishing; I'm teaching this ere
wurm to swim. Tit Bits.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1897-11-11

Cook Ito policeman -"How neatly yo1
carve that goose!" with sudden out
burst of jealousy you have deceived me!
am not your first love" -Fliegende Blaetter
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1897-11-11

First Boarder-"I wonder the landlady
let's him stay; everybody can see that he
drinks" Second Boarder-'Yes; but he
never has any appetite in the morning.
Puck
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1897-11-11

"What do you regard as the most impor-
tant event of the century," asked the phil
osopher. ''Well," answered the wheelman,
"the finish is about as satisfactory as any
part of the run. Truth.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1897-11-11

You can always tell man who is not used
to tipping his hat by the awkward way he
does it.-Washington Democrat.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1897-11-11

First Tramp-"Did yer give her dat gag
about bein' too feeble to work." Second
Tramp-"Yes. She said dat wuz what wuz
der matter wild de gag"-N. Y. Journal
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1897-11-11

why, George, you haven't smoked any
of those cigars gave you for a birthday pres
emit" mo, dear, couldn't find it in my
heart to burn anything you gave me-"
Jugend.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1897-11-11

a." said the pompous actor, was once
where the shells fell so thick and fast that to
escape them was impossible" And you
were loaded with egg."-Detroit Free Press.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1897-11-11

Because it is made from selected stock of
the best grade of leaf that grows. The ingre-
dents used in its manufacture are absolute
ly pure-nothing injurious to the system en-
tiers into it.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1897-11-11
Halls Catarrh Cure
Is a Constitutional Cure. Price 75c.

We have noticed that the less man
knows the more he crticises the courts.
Washington Democrat.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1897-11-11
LiMBCRGER FOR EhiT.
Schneider Shows His Friends How TO
Fish for lass.

Schneider and some Of his friends took
little outing last week They didn't
have much money is the reason they
didn't go to Long Branch or Bar Harbor
or to Michigan. They simply went up the
Miami, and found dry spot on the bank
OF the river and pitched tent, Then
they sailed two or three kegs OF beer IN
the cool sand, and were ready for fishing:
Murphy was in the crowd. Never mind
which Murphy, this one was Irish
''Oi'l go down to the sthream. he
said, "and OH bring We oop stirring Nv
fish that'll make yer mouth water
He came back an hour or two after
without fish.
"Thim bass are not afthcr flies today,
begorra. Thot ! know. Divil wan Nv
them would bite
Ivy you didn't try some crasshopper
boogs: Dem coot bait sometimes, dey toe
me-
"Ah, to the divil with grasshoppers,
Schneider. You re always full w munhy
wild thin grasshoppers if you think they're
ony, good,
well, I'm not mooch Of a fisherman,
but | nivir COON back mitout Something's
to show fur my work, even NV hat to
go the store und Ply a zardccn box. ! git
You some fish for supper COT you shust
wait an hour or two.
and without a minnoW or fly, or even a
''crasshopper boog.' He went UP the
stream and in a short time he came back
with fish for supper, though some were
only blue cats, but very good they are
when fried the right way.
you're the stuff, Schneider, YOU re the
stuff was the chorus that greeted his re-
turn.
"Phwere did you git thin fish,
Schneider? You've robbed somebody, you
thavin Dootchman.'
"Dint | tolc you l vos fisherman,
soomtimes, hey? Not you tink Nv dem, an
all NV EN- alive, py crachls:''
"Phot you bait wild, Schncider:' said
Murphy.
Dots a secret, but if You don't Civ it
away | told you. | cot dem fish nit little
piece NV limpurger cheese Oh, dem fish are
Dutch fish, tole you. Murphy, ven YOU ko
fshin' again rebhe some time YOU bait nit
pertater. Den you git SOON Irish fish. -
Cincinnati Commercial Tribune.
4 Cruel Husband.
"You ask for a divorce on the ground of
cruelty, do you, madam asked the Judge.
Yes, your honor replied the fair plain
do you mean to say that your husband
ooh, no, sir. He never struck me, but
Here tie applicants voice broke as she
thought of the indignity, and she sobbed
bitterly.
But what. madam asked the Judge,
kindly. Tell me what your husband did
dear Fido.''
And the tenderh hearted woman burst into
fresh torrent OF tears.-Pittsburgh Chron-