The San Francisco call., 1897-08-15
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The SIMMER MONTHS.

HE CALL SPEAKS FOR ALL.
THE SUMMER MONTHS.
Are you going 10 the country on a vacation II
so IL is no trouble for us to forward THE CALL 10
your address, Do not let it miss you for you Will
miss It. Orders given TO the carrier or left at
Business Office will receive prompt attention.
NO EXTRA CHARGE. Fifty cents per month
for summer months
Try old Trinity before going further.
You are likely to-day to get rest from
everything except KlonGike talk.
Perhaps the only thing which can ef-
fcctually recall Weyler is bullet.
Read about the Klondike and then
make up your mind to stay at home.
Dyea and Skaguay may yet see their
names changed to Shaggy and Die-away.
1t appears as if the Ottawa authorities
would s,and by the royalties and perish
with them.
California is still the gold-producing
center OF the world. There is no other
place like it.
The CALL remains steadfast and true to
the principles of Republicanism ana the
welfare OF California.
With dollar wheat in sight there is no
reason why the farmer should trade the
wheatfield for mining claim.
Sonora Canovas forgives the assassin OF
her husband, but she is not likely to petit
:ion the Queen Regent 10 do SO.
You may or may not find gold in the
Klondike but it is sure thing that to
get there you must take gold with you.
Prince Henri of Orleans and Count
Turin should come to Carson and fight it
out for blood and half the veriscope
privileges
Anarchist Coli is to be defended on the
ground that he is insane, but if he is ac-
Quilted it will be taken as proof that the
Judges were insane.
There is no paradox in the assertion
that the support given to the insure ctlon
in India by the Ameer of Afghanistan
will dispose of the theory that it is mere
outbreak.
The proposed establishment OF an archi-
tectural museum is good and may pos
sibly have the effect of making the City
in the future look less like an architectu-
raj freak show.
A Maryland murderer who killed his
wife because she would not give him
money to buy whisky went to the gallows
with a gay countenance. II seems he got
his smile at last.
1t is not to be regretted that Congress
man Grosvenor's attack on civil service
reform methods should have stirred up
the Eastern mugwumps, for that is one
of the subjects on which they need STIR
ring up.
The Kansas Populists have decided to
make demand for the abolition OF Fed
ersl courts the chief issue OF their next
campaign, and as novelty the thing may
have quite run among people who like
that sort of politics.
Once more all the nations of the world
will take vigorous measures to suppress
the anarchists and once mora some quiet,
Insignificant man whom no one thought
OF watching will throw a bomb at some
statesman and make another sensation.
Hundreds of so-called KlondIke min
ing and DEVELOPMENT companies in the
East are advertising to a credulous
public that every man who drops dollar
in the slot will get stock certificate enti-
tling him to big gold nugget every day
in the week.
There Is e striking contrast between
the ways in which Mckinley and Cleve-
land spend their holidays. Cleveland
always goes off to fish by himself, while
Mckinley mingles with the people and
recreates himself by getting into touch
with the masses.
Now that there is chance of getting
the Grand Army to hold their National
encampment in this City next year we
ought 10 make arrangements for snap
shot census, as by counting in the vet
erans and the Klondikers who will be
here about the same time we may get up
something like a Chicago population
boom and revive our Two Million Club
like a giant refreshed from its slumbers.
4 social philosopher asserts there is no
intrinsic difference between the Chinese
custom of putting choice viands on the
graves of the dead and our custom of GOV.
ering them with flowers, but this view
overlooks the fact that an offering of flow-
ers is emblematic of sentiment essen
TALLY spiritual, while the funeral pigs and
chickens implies an instinct which not
even sorrow can rlse above the level of
carnal appetite.
Itis said that the authorities OF the Bos-
ton Public Library exclude from the gen.
eral reader not only books of llcentious
character, but those economic works which
are supposed to tend to extreme socialism
and anarchy. A man who should desire
to see new work by Henri Kochefort
would be denied it on the ground that it
would corrupt his morals. The Boston
librarian, it seems, has the same views on
this subject as the Czar of Russia and the