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Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1897-05-19
READY TO GIVE SATISFACTION.

Mrs. Harduppe-"The butcher is
outside and says he won't leave until
he knows the color of your money.
Harduppe-"Oh, certainly. Tell
him I'm glad to accommodate him,
and That it's nm invisible green."
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1897-05-19
That Everlasting Irritating Itch.

That describes letter, Eczema and other skin
diseases. 50 cents will cure them--stop the itcn
at once. 80 cents pays for box OF Ietterine at
drug stores or postpaid for so cents in stamps
from j. 7. Shuptrine, Savannah, Ga.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1897-05-19
Horseshoeing introduced,

King William I introduced horse
shoeing into England and six horse
shoes are on the coat of arms Of the
man to whom William gave vast es-
tate for caring for his horses in this
way,
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1897-05-19
A Forest on Ice.

One of the largest forests in the
world stands on ice. It is situate be-
tween Ural and the Okhotsk sea. A well
was recently dug in this region, when
it was found that a depth of $40 feet
the ground was still frozen.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1897-05-19
HIS MODEST REQUEST.

Ragged Reube-'tT don't care to ask
ye for aims, fair lady. No, merely
seeks de aid of yer skilful needle. May
rely on yer assistance?"
Housewife = Certainly, my poor
man. What can I do for you with my
needle?"
Ragged Reube-s1 has here but.
ton, mum, and I hopes ye will ne kind
enough to sew shirt on it fer me-"
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1897-05-19
ANOTHER VETERAN.

First yeteran-"So you fought all
through the war, did you?"
Second Veteran-"Yes."
First veteran--'I didn't know You
were in the war"
Second Veteran --''Neither was ]. ]
was at home with my wife"
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1897-05-19
An Appeal for Assistance.

The man who is charitable TO himself will lis
ten 20 the mute appeal for assistance made by
his stomach, or his liver, In the shape Of divers
dyspeptic qualms and uneasy sensations in the
regions OF the gland that secretes his bile. Hos
letters Stomach Bltters, my dear sir, or madam
.--as the case may be-s what you require.
Hasten to use If you are troubled with heart
burn, wind in the stomach, or note that your
skin or the whites Of your eyes are taking sal
low hue
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1897-05-19

A prominent building owner, with years
OF experience, gave the following instruc-
tions to his architect: 'I have had my ex-
perience with kalsomine and other goods
claimed to be just as good as Alabastine.
want you to specify the durable Alabastine
on all my walls: do not put on any other
manufacturers dope, IL they furnish 1t for
nothing. Alabastine is right, and when 1
cease to use it I shall cease to have conf
dence in myself or my own judgment"
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1897-05-19
n1nN,.r HAVE TO MOVE.

Forrester-s'You live in a quiet
part of the town, do you not?"
Lancaster-"Not now."
Torrester-''Moved?"
Lancaster Got twins.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1897-05-19
The Art Duty.

"Bangleton's ideas on art tariff are
q trife inconsistent.
"How seq"
,sHe thinks painted figures which
bring the fewest clothes over should
pay the highest tax.-Chicagc Record.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1897-05-19
AGRICULTURAL
TOPICS OF INTEREST RELATIVE
TO FARM AND GARDEN.
OATS FoR TREE ROOTS.

In 'lanting trees put in one peck OF
oats a the roots before filling in the
dirt. They will draw moisture for the
roots until the tree has started to
grow.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1897-05-19

Often when think of oil those
Scenes my heart with sadness fills.
And regretfu! T recall those
Happy days among the hills;
Inspirations fair unnumbered
Smiled upon those hills seren o,
Many dream Of pleasure slumbered
In those peaceful valleys green.
What are fame and proud position
When the heart is i'll at ease2
Where the good OF high ambition
When compared to such as these?
Ever recall in vain those
Rambles by the laughing rills,
And In my dreams l live again those
Happy days among the hills!
M. NJ. Folsom, in Atlanta Constitution
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1897-05-19

The territory drained by the AMI
zon and its tributaries Is equal in ex'
tent to twothirds Of the European
continent,
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1897-05-19
an rvpERIwEyr SUGGESTED.

"They say people who live together
get to look alike.
.Is that so? Well, just il the ip-
terest of science, let's try it."-Chi-
cago Record.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1897-05-19
HOW TO RIvgT ATTENTION.

she-"Did you have any trouble il
getting papa to listen to you?'
He-"Not bit. / began by tell
ing him knew OF plan whereby he
could save money."-Cincinnati En-
quirer.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1897-05-19
A au1rTERINa INDICTMENT.

Mr.. Hoiack-"I see that Mrs. Caw-
ker ls riding a Wheel"
Mr.. Tomdik eyes. Did you hear
now she came to get it?"
"No."
"She told her husband that she
would rather ride than talk. He
bought the wheel the very next day. {"
New York Journal,
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1897-05-19
At THE zoo.

Little Elsie docking at the giraffe
at the zoo)-"Oh mamma! They
have made that poor thing stand in
the sun, haven't they?"
Mamma-"Why do you soy that,
my dear?"
Little Elsie-"Look at all his
freckles. ."-Philadelphia Times.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1897-05-19
THE WOODS ARE FULL OF THEM.

Weary Waggles-"Please give a
square meal to man who has lost
job through lack of material to work
WITH"
Farmer-"What was the nature of
your job?"
Weary Waggles-'I am thinker,
and ran out OF thoughts.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1897-05-19
TIE PARTIES RESPONSIBLE.

Jessie-'T wonder why small men
nearly always marry large women?"
Nutte-'sBetter ask the large wo-
men; they probably know all about
it."-Truth.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1897-05-19
. cooD THING TO DET ON,

"Why," the young man asked, edo
YOU think that Miss Ashley will never
be the wife of anyone but Harry
R.inkeley?"
"Because." said the fair widow,
"her parents are both strongly op-
posed to her having anything to do
with him. "-Clevelaud Leader.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1897-05-19

Every quaint, expectant qulyer
or the willows in the vale,
Every curve along the river,
Every note borne on the gale.
Every glimpse Of flashing fountains
Every wild rose on the hill,
Every sunset on the mountains,
recall and love them still.
Oft tread those pleasant places,
Dwell upon those tender themes,
See again those smiling faces
Welcoming me in my dreams;
An those blissful memories haunt me
When with disappointment crossed,
AMI my tolls AMI troubles taunt me
With the joys that I have lost!
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1897-05-19

Fits permanently cured. No fits or nervous
ness after first days use of DR.. Kline's Great
Nerve Restorer. s2trial bottle and treatise free.
DR. r. II. KLINE, Ltd, 9S1 Arch ST., Phila., Pa.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1897-05-19

During the sixty years of Queen Victoria's
reign the English debt has been reduced nearly
q billion dollars
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1897-05-19

Consult a Skilled Specialist OF Fifteen
Years. Experience.
Cancers removed In 10 days, without pain.
Diseases Of the Blood, Skin, Liver, Kidneys and
Bladder, such as Dropsy, Fits, Cetarrh, Asthma,
Rheumatism and private Diseases speedily and
permanently cured. Female troubles relieved.
Treatment sent TO your home for $5 per month.
Guarantee. DR.. o. HENLEY SNIDER. Offices and
Dispensary, 8 to N. Boulevard, Atlanta, Ga.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1897-05-19
CAUGHT ON THE FLY.

Jack-"The woman J. marry must
be beautiful, accomplished and amia.
ble: {. short, faultless.
.-.rie-"Oh, Jackl This is SO sud-
den."
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1897-05-19

Halls Caterrh Cure is liquid and is taken
Internally, and acts directly upon the blood
testimonials, free. Sold by Druggists, 75c.
+. j. CHENEY g. Co., Props, Toledo, o.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1897-05-19

Mrs. winslow's Soothing Syrup for children
teething, softens the gums, reduces iu0amma-
ton, allays pain, cures wind collie &c. bottle.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1897-05-19

For whooping Cough, Piso's Cure is a sue
cessful remedy-M. P. DIETER, 67 Throop Ave-,
Brooklyn, n. Y, Nov. IA, '94.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1897-05-19

King of Athens, ere you fight
Listen to a lowly wight.
Get those pictures that the new
Journalism labels you;
Scatter broadcast every freak
Likeness, and within a week.
Frightened Turks, with manner meek,
Will salute you, gracious Greek.
King OF Athens, ere you scrap
Take the tip that's here on tap.
Baltimore News.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1897-05-19

WHEN bilious or costive, eat Cascaret,
candy cathartic; cure guaranteed; 10c., 25c.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1897-05-19
TAKING NO CHANCES.

sIt's very strange he committed
suicide because I refused him.
'sPerhaps he was afraid you might
change your mind. Life.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1897-05-19
No-To-Bac for Fifty Cents.

In time of war you should prepare for the
cemetery
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1897-05-19

If afflicted with sore eyes use DR.. Isaac Thomp-
sons Eye-water Druggists sell at sc. per bottle.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1897-05-19

ST. Vitus' Dance One bottle DR.. Fenner'a
Specific cures. Circular, Fredonia, N. Y.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1897-05-19

CAscARETs stimulate liver, kidneys and
bowels. Never sicken, weaken or gripe lOc.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1897-05-19

Over 100000 cured Why not let No-To-Bac
regulate or remove your desire for tobacco?
Saves money, makes health and manhood.
Cure guaranteed 80 cents and S1.o0, at all
druggists.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1897-05-19
ARE YOU SICKe

JUST try q 10c box of Cascarets, the finest
liver and bowel regulator ever made.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1897-05-19
Hagrard's Sp9GifG Tablets

Quiet the nerves. equalize the circulation, vital.
lie the secretons, impart vigor and give tone
to all the functions of the system Over-worked
and rundown men and weak and nervous
women are speedily restored by their use l
box S1.00; 3 boxes $3.50, by mail. Address,
HAGGARD SPECIFIC Co., 80 Norcross
Building, Atlanta, Ga. LAMAR & RANKIN
DRUG CO., Wholesale Agents.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1897-05-19
Ponder Over 1t.

The road which leads to wealth is full of blind
lanes
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1897-05-19
BUDGET OF FUN.
HUMOROUS SKETCHES FROM
VARIOUS SOURCES.

A Tip to Georgian Experiment
suggested-The Parties Respon-
sibie-Taking No Chances-How
TO RIvet Attention, Etc, Etc.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1897-05-19

ssThis comes next" said the Eng
lishman; "you may wonder at it's date,
and yet you can probably imagine the
tragedy that intervenes;" and ne
handed rather dingy sheet to the
American.
The writing was coarse and un-
formed but evidently in mans hand,
in the German language translated as
fo1lo,vo.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1897-05-19
The FIVE CHAPTERS.
BY FRANCIS E. HAMILTON.

"Write P. o. Box 1901, London" As an
American have all Yankees curiosity,
and therefore am writing. must insist.
however, upon reply. My personal
knowledge of this coin begins only as stated;
but when T saw the inscription l hunted up
the native and dragged from him by bribe and
irrigation all that he knew Of the same He
had received It months before from Rus
sian official, recently arrived from st. Peters
burg, whom he met on the Lena River.
Where that man got 1t Is only to be con-
iectured. shall probably spend 1t, set it
in motion again soon; but I would be
pleased to hear why it bears this strange re-
quest. I am United States naval officer
sent 10 this far land by my Government to
aid III the search for the crew OF the lost
Jeanette. Very respectfully,
JouS M Harlow
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1897-05-19
H. s. NJ. sloop Of War, Infanta.

MELBOURNE, Mch. 9th, 1881.
Respected Sir:-I have recently received
an English gold piece which bears the fol-
lowing words: "Write P. o. Box 100l, Lon
don." The same was paid to me some days
since by Malay fruit trader while we were
at Batavia, Java. Not observing the engrar-
ing until the Malay had left the ship am
unable TO state where he obtained the money.
We are about TO leave for Barcelona, and
should have opportunity TO visit London
during my stay ashore 1 snail do myself tho
honor to personally exhibit the wandering
guinea to Box 1001.
With great respect, am, Sir.
XAvIos CARDENZA,
liant II G nj
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1897-03-18

groWing sentiment Of unity ana cco9ers-
ton, this revival % esteem aa1 animation
which new alimates 50 may thousands
~ notn the Old antagonlstic sections but
saall cheeffully 90 everything possible -
promote a44 increase II.
Let me again repeat he words Of the
Oath administered BY the chief Jastice
which, n their respective spheres. 50 far
applicable | would have all nay coun-
trymen observe: ! viii faithfully execute
the Office Of president Of the United states
and will 70 the pest OF my ability. preserve.
protect, and defend the construction OF the
United States. This Is the obligation /
have reverently taken before the Lord
Most High. To keep II will be my single
confidently rely upon the forbearance and
assistance Of all the people IN the discharge
OF my solemn responslhilitiea.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1897-03-18

OF the military. naval and civic organiza-
lions. Fully 10000 people were massed in
front OF the senate wing of the capitol and
witnessed the administration of the oath
10 President Mckinley and listened TO his
mastery inaugural address.
At night the gorgeous inaugural bah was
given IN the pension building, the immense
promenade and dancing floor being packed
with participants. Al night also occurred
the grand pyrotechnical display and H.
Elimination Of the city.
The Decorations.
Most effective were the decorations IN
which the city had clothed itself in honor OF
the occasion. Public buildings. business
blocks and private residences were gayly
and attractive4y attIred with the national
colors entwired Ia alnos every conceiva-
bic shape, while thousands Of fags hoated
from every desirable point. The review
ing stand in front OF the white house. from
which President Mckinley and his wife,
Mr.. and Mrs Cleveland and a host OF
distinguished personages witnessed the
procession, was a handsome pavillon--an
architectural creation In white and gold.
MCKINLEY Goes to the White House.
During the forenoon. escorted by the
senate committee, President-eIect McKin-
ley drove from HIS temporary quarters AZ
the Ebbitt house TO the executive mansion
20 pay his respects to the retiring pres.-
dent He was received and welcomed by
President Cleveland and his cabinet in one
OF the handsome state apartments. Then
the two distinguished men descended the
white house steps and together entered
1our-horse carriage, Mr.. Cleveland sitting
10 the right, and. amid the booming OF ca n
non. the clatter of cavalry, the deep, hoarse
rumble Of artillery. the measured tread OF
many columns OF Infantry and the blare
OF innumerabie bands. the march to the
capitol began. In another four-horse car
rage following the president rode Vice
Fresident-elect Hobart aud the senator's
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1897-03-18
Rheumatism Cured in a Day.

Mystic Cure" for rheumatism and
neuralgia radically cures in one to
three days. Its action upon the sys-
tenn is remarkable and mysterious.
1t removes at once the cause and the
disease Immediately disappears. The
first dose greatly benefits 70 cents
Sold by j L Bennett and Stone &
Hassell, druggists, Lancaster, Wis.
L F. Anthony, EX-Postmaster of
Promise City, Iowa, SAYS i bought
one bottle OF Mystic Cure for Rheu-
matism, and two doses of it did me
more good than any other medicine
! ever took. Sold BY j. r. Bennett
and Stone and Hassell druggists.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1897-03-18
THE NEW CABINET.
Senators Confirm President Nc
Kinley's Cabinet Appointments.
Mark Hanna Takes the Gath as sher-
mans successOr-ConSider
Work Cut Ont for the
Extra Session

Washington, March 5.-The United
States senate, being perpetual body,
not expiring with the expiration of a
congress, like the house of representa-
tives, was in session yesterday for near
ly three hours. There was a very large
audience present to witness this open
ing of the Fifty-ffth congress.
Hanna BECOMES n Senator.
Gov. Bushnell, of Ohio, having APP
pointed Mr.. Hanna to succeed Senator
Sherman, now secretary of state, Mr.
Hanna took the oath of office, after
plaudits from the galleries, and now
the state of Ohio has two republican
senator's, both of them new to that
body-Senators Foraker and Hanna
The craftsmanship of the committee on
foreign relations, so long held by Mr.
sherman, was conferred temporarily
on Senator Davis rep. Mimi.
Cabinet Appointments.
The following nominations were re-
ceived from President Mckinley and
were confrmed:
John Sherman. OF Ohio. to be secretary of
state.
Lyman ]. Gage. of Illinois. to be secretary
OF the treasury.
Russell A Alger. OF Michigan. to be Sec
rotary of war.
Joseph McKenna. Of California. to be at
tOrney-general.
James A. Gary. of Maryland. to be post
master-general.
John d. Long, of Massachusetts. To he
secretary of the navy.
Cornelius NJ. Bliss of New York. IN he
secretary of the interior
James Wilson. of Iowa. to be secretary
of agriculture.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1897-03-18
VICE PRESIDENT HOBART.
short synopsis of His Remarks TO
the SENATE

The address 81 Vice President Hobart
was very short He spoke OF MS appre-
citation or the honor bestowed upon him
by the people OF the country He felt ne
said. d peculiar dehcacy IN entering upon
the duties OF his Office. being aware that
the body over which ne was to preside
had had but a small voice in the selec-
ton OF its presiding officer, and that ne
was perhaps not their choice in point
either OF ituess or merit. He promised a
constant effort TO aid in the expedition Of
the business Of the senate, and said:
All the interests Of good government
and the advancement toward a higher and
better condition or things. call for prompt
and positive legislation al your hands. To
oDstruct the regular course OF wise and
prudent legislative action after the fullest
and freest discussion Is neither consistent
with true senatorial courtesy conducive
TO the welfare OF the people, nor in com
p!ance with their just expectations. While
assisting in the settlement OF the grave
questions which devolve upon the senate
OF the United States, II will be my endeavor
to so guide its deliberations that its wis
dom may be fruitful In works. whilst at
the same time exercising such fairness
and impartiality, within the rules Of the
senate as shall deserve at least your good
opinion for the sincerity of my effort"
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1897-03-18
IF you are
Particular

About the accommodations you
get when travelling, select the
Darlington Route as your line,
and you will be more than salts
fed.
If you are going beyond Chica-
60, St. Lewis. Denver. St. Paul
or Minneapolis, and don't know
the rate of fare. or the different
routes, time ETC., write to Geo. P.
Lyman. Gen. Pass. Agent, St.
Paul, Mimi. and you will get a
prompt reply, or call on any
agent of the Burlington Route
they can be found in all principal
cities
Reclining Chair Cars, Compart-
ment Sleepers and Cafe Dining
Cars make combination I'M
equaled for comfort in travel.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1897-03-18
HIS Anlicitrhe.

"It's scandalous." exclaimed the ex-
tremely penurious property-owner, as
he gazed at lot of urchins who We're
playing in the street.
80 what do you refer?"
These children. Just look at their
dirty faces"
1t does seem too bad that they
should have so little care"
I'm; l wasn't thinking Of that.
They're carrying off my real estate" -
Washington Star.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1897-03-18
SCENE OF sPLENDoR.
The Great inaugural Bali Crowns the
Days Ceremonies.

Washington, March 5.-The inaugural
ball has become notable feature OF the
festivities connected with the installation
OF a president of the United States, but in
Its earlier days no such elaboration was at
tempted as that which marked the grand
function given last night In the pension
building. The hall was deliberately deco
rated. more than 100000 yards of cloth hav-
ing been used In the drapery. The guests
numbered over 5000. The appearance for
two hours of the president and Mrs. Nc
Kinley and the vice president and Mrs
Hobart was the feature of the evening
Outside the Nominations surpassed any
former display in Washington and the fire.
works We're exceptionally fine.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1897-03-18
Cured BY Baco.Curo and Gained Thirty


Pounds.
From hundreds al testimonials. the
originals OF which are on file and open
to Inspection, the following is pre-
sented:
Clayton, Nevada Co. Ark, Jan Is 1895.
Eureka Chemicals Mfg Co. La Crosse.
Wis.-Gentlemen: For forty years I used
tobacco in all its forms For Twenty-Five
years of that time / was a great sufferer
from general debility and heart disease.
For fifteen years ! Red to quit but l could
not. I took various remedies among others
''No-To-Bac. = the Indian Tobacco Antidote
Double Chloride Of Gold. etc. etc. but none
of them did me the least bit of good. Fin
ally. however. l purchased a box of your
''BacO-Curo" audit has entirely cured me
of the habit in all its forms and l have in
creased thirty pounds in weight and am re-
leaved from all the numerous aches and
pains of body and mind could write
quire of paper upon my changed feelings
and condition,
Yours respectfully, p. H. MARBURY.
Pastor c. p. Church, Clayton. Ark
Sold by all druggists at 81 90 per
box; three boxes (thirty days treat
ment) $3.50 with iron-clad written
guarantee or sent direct upon receipt
of price. Write for booklet and
proofs, Eureka Chemical & Mfg. Co,
Lacrosse, Wis and Boston, Mass,
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1897-03-18
iier Idea or At.

The girl in the box coat noticed the
little flower girl eying her rather close
", and she finally asked in paroniz-
Ing way what it was that called for so
much attention
Dat coat, was the prompt reply.
"Ah, yes" said the girl in the box
coat, 1T is handsome coat. isn't it?"
Sure ting" answered the flower girl
Too bad it doesn't fit yer, amt ?'-
Chicago Post.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1897-03-18
The Hot Springs

Located in the Black Hills Of south
Dakota have wonderful medicinal
properties for the cure ofrheumatism
neuralgia aud kindred ailments, and
should be Investigated by all suffering
from such troubles. First-class hotel
accommodation and baths. Tourist
tickets on sale daily and especially
low rates on the first and third Tues
days Of each month. Full information
furnished on application to ticket
agents {. 4 n. ". R'v. 2w6