New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1897-06-02
All A II Sorts.

The man sentenced to be hanged is
! near the end of his rope.
Here's reciprocity: Doctors pay Wis
its and visits pay doctors.
A man may be severely tried, but he
should not give up hope until he's con-
victed.
! Adam and Ewes wrong-doing began
in Paradise, but they didn't really raise
Cain till somewhat later on.
He, who grows rich by selling milk,
can buy his wife r watered silk.
No matter how other things may be
selling, the onion mark ct is likely to be
strong.
Speaking of the tempestuous sea of
matrimony reminds us that in divorce
courts is good place to hear the moan
ing of the tied.
No matter how old a woman may
grow, she loves to be missed until some
body Mrs. her.
At deaf mute conventions the speak
ers make all the motions.
Now, that the garden. making season
is here, the other states of the Union
will enjoy watching Idaho.
Some gas companies grow very wealthy
from light profts.-All from L. A. w.
Bulletin.
"a baby" remarked the observer of
men and things, ''may not have as much
sense as man, but I don't imagine a
baby believes every woman who comes
along and tells him she loves him.
Detroit journal.
The average conyalescent never reali
zes how sick he has been until he sees
his doctors bill.
The circus performer is interested in
securing his spring board and a good
place to lodge.
ut seems strange" said transformer
to friend, ''that when an egg isn't
good for anything else it goes on the
stage."- Yonkers Statesman.
"When womap,'' said the cornfed
philosopher, ''says that she really be-
lieves she is getting fat, and her husband
| retorts that 1t is because she eats too
much and doesn't do enough work, it IS
safe to presume that the honeymoon has
ceased to be- indianapolis Journal.
"He who has not good memory
should never take upon him the trade Of
lying"
Even Ethe healthiest fisherman may
have lines under his Philadelphia
| Record.
When man becomes a grandfather
he always looks as proud as if the cred
it of it all belonged to hin.-Somerville
! journal.
Rufus Choate, the great lawyer, is to
have monument in Boston. One of
his sentences will be placed on the Pc
destal, if there is room enough. st.
Louis Globe Democrat.
The average woman goes to her grave
remembering what girl gave her the
cheapest wedding present.
You can never tell how girl looks
at the breakfast table by the way she
sits out on the porch in the evening.
When girl who has pretty feet lies
down in a hammock, she always goes to
lotsTof trouble to cover them up-and
doesn't. -All from Reflections of Bach
elor in New York Press.
Here is another pathetic tale of an un-
happy, though conventional, lite, told
in SIX chapters: Born! Bred Wooed
| Wed Worried Dead Boston Traveller.
You can't see a beggar through bar
gain counter.-Rev. Wooley.
We are all jingoes in this country, all
but few female men, and, as preach
er, citizen and a man, take my stand
alongside of the jingoes.-Rev. Dixon
of New York.
This is one universe, one life. one ele-
'nent. The fold antagonism between
matter and spirit is fading away; in
their ultimate forms they are one.-Mi-
not J. Savage.
Probably the only man whose employ
er ever congratulated him upon the
shortness of his accounts was newspa.
per writer Youths Companion.
Sugar is going down. And the straw
! berry pOps with II ST Paul Globe