The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1897-03-19

door is conceited idiot-he ALWAYS is
Now honest, sit down and "size up'
the question impartially, and then adj
init that this is about the way YOU
view the universe. There may be stars
away off millions OF billions of miles
away that are really great, blazing suns
a hundred times the diameter Of the
earth-but they look mighty small to
you. It's the same way about the
planets and lots of other old things.
The fact of the matter Mister Mar,
Is that you are very conceited per-
sonage, both collectively and indivtdu-
ally. And that being the case, it is a
wonder that, realizing your own ire
mendous Importance. you should take
SO little care of yourself
You dimly wonder one minute how
the world is going to get along when
you are gone, and can almost feel the
great big blank space that you will
leave when you do go-and then you
go to work and by carelessness and
neglect try to arrange to go just as
quick as you possibly can.
You are too busy with your own enor-
nous Importance to take care Of your
health. You are too much amused by
the littleness of every other fellow to
take reasonable time to rest You are
too much occupied in standing on your
own dung-hill and Growing to take time
to eat. You are so much pleased with
yourself that 1t keeps you awake o.
nights In fact, you think SO much
about yourself that you never have
minute to think about your health.
The result is that you soon have a little
"A nd h Tor
digestion. You neglect both and then
you find that your appetite Is falling
off. Then you have q headache-and
you pat yourself on the back and say
that it is because you think so hard
and think such big thinks. The head
ache gets worse. After a while yor
begin to realize that you are really
not thinking when you think you are.
You are just sitting and brooding.
You get so irritable over trifles that
your wife talks about going home to
her mother. The office boys SILVER
when they see you come in in the morn
ings. You can't see any fun in good
time-You've outgrown that.
Then, some day, your wife takes the
bit in her own teeth and sends for
DOCTOR Ane he ays-consumption-
nervous proStration-or some other
equally serious disease.
Now Mister Man, realizing as you do
that the world cannot. by any posi-
bility, get along without you, don't
you think you are doing the world as
we'll as yourself an injustice by recK-
lessly neglecting your health in this
manner?
There is a sure and speedy remedy
for all the troubles that afflict you-ex-
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make new man Of you and give you
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and sinew. and new brain and nerve
tissues. You will get up in the morn
ing feeling like a school-boy and work
home at night tired and hungry and
sleep like a top. You will be just as
conceited as ever. but 1t will be a
healthy conceit 1t will be a conceit
that Is backed up by a good, stiff back
bone, bounding blood and a thoroughly
healthy body.
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