The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-08-29
Along the Kansas Nile.

In almost every Kansas farm what are
called living expenses are made by the
wife out of the chickens and the COWS.
The jewelry stores of Atchison, if corn
keeps going up, will be expected 10 snow
ears on plush trays during the carnival
Bill White OF Emporia is candidate
rnr congress and so announces himself. II
he is nominated he will run Ike molasses
on warm day.
When a Kansas editor died, the choir
al mis- funeral sang. Let the Lower Lights
be Burning" 1t was warm number and
the widow tainted.
w. L. Brown OF Kingman on an election
bet must change his name. Hiskers Is
suggested. with any name beginning with
W for a Christian name.
Mort Albaugh. the great prophet OF pros
per:ty in kingman county. threshed and
sold his wheat for 80 cents bushel The
Populis;s are gouging him hard.
II H. G.. Toler runs for governor on
resubul:ssion platform and is beaten. he
promises TO follow Bryan's example anu
write book called: The Last Bottle"
A Republican probate judge in marrying
a Populis;s office holder. said; DO you
TO cheer. comfort and care for her anu
deputize her"
Nothing 10 offend the most fastidious
Populists." an advertisement FOR Popu-
LIST paper should read Wheat markets
and all Objectionable matter eliminated
Now is the time to subscribe
The Republicans all sincerely believe.
while they are jiliing the Popuiists about
prosperity. that Kansas would De getun :
a bigger slice IL Governor Morrill, had been
elected governor the second Time
4 man kho knows yesterday said thai
the ambition 81 every Kansas farmer was
10 be something on the order o; an Ens-
Iish iord-have MS lads in the HANDS o.
tenants and I've on rents. Hundreds q
them are dong that very thing now.
A wagon passed through oxford the 9th
or day with the words painted on he
rover: Marriage = Failure" Two
fungry-looking and Poorly-dTessed people
were inside They Sere ;oSias They
loved each other Ike Romeo and juliet
.C-sa. Caesar" SAID Po2ul!st CT the
street TN tel you TIE Republican party
< smart. You see +; izlks ,or good times
ana then when they come Il claims them
as is own make, ara everybody i too
happy - dispute Il. Vow he Popuissis
preach hard times snd when they rome.
everybody Ia TOO 30; TO give ne PopElss-s
cres!; fo- making TIE prediction
Next year a. the parts -s1ior osfhe bot
ton tsw. IN. ihe beet lszhi MI hang ths
v-.ze picture OF mary thoosanes. L W.
show Kansas farmer slsr1lrz near
5usAel CT Eheat- He hss JGsS pok@d rs
brown am 6ora through ne gran al
hzs 4 handful % Il running through a.
anEsrs back !nio his measure And Or
Is face there i broad SMILE tsai eSly
angels ard poets wear
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Leaay = Amos; prostate over TIE loss
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demanded ere nzsr % four sEndr-s % -
prs-r.esz girls y IrslzrS- Ts- hair sss
eve. ara mate Into mattress on Is
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