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Sierra County advocate. [volume] (Kingston, N.M.) 1884-1960, 1897-12-24

On Christmas Eve, begir
at 7.31, the children OF the SuS {.
Schools will give an ente'tsinme'
called The Christmas Bezesmc,
All parents and fnends Of ,;on
will be gladly Welcomed
tie folks have we
give YOU free. district. il IS
of course, Nonineral belt of the
yonr app..e the rich gold ore is
Gov re true assures he
= ,5aid dividends amounting
q, G... ro has large and very rich
"J Bout to be made to give uP
Mesa del Orc Company.
camp in Sierra County
,bout SO, 900, 900 in gold,
belt again shows richly at Her
}, in great body OF limestone o'
silver camp OF iiermosa has
silver, and as yet has hardly
,agc would make it probably one
g camps in the West.
mineral belt can be traced lnt
of which the town of Chlorid
reat veins of mineralized ql
ountry formations. Along -
mount of work has been d&>Ws
Here the vein in one plary,NeN'
more than FIVE feet. r"
/, all along, evidences OF work
n ,re lying at the mouths of tun-
o,.ich in silver and carry gold
cpi bpiilltable--say from Va to sIo
inent,
chairman T.
Communications some depth, sufh-
j met with reIusaa mine e another
o with Judge West st"''N
/ tells us that lie l.
ground thnt in cRse
: occur ut any entertainmel an i'm
d court houee and the build reas
!, DESTROYED, no insurance cou !,
> collected, for The reason thus ;"
place was not being ueed 100
court house al the time high
Judge says he knows OF
I the kind, and tho 80
4 able TO collect
nnce money. Nnument mine,
: learned the rensoiin bornitc ores
J. say Judge Wee,
every taxpayer vii
y We Waited Mineral Creek.
: %n "gs'J' ! 9 S"' s,o"Is' ' mill operating
son doing a good ehtioh'he
There is considernbod ore.
y culntion A l.
d freight w0s pithe Black Rarge.
" 'or 'hlp'nF"telo telopment work con
y : MINIMIZE first class ore OF
e WI
! ntLl<'n"oria ,'Ln ~ CLAIM, upon which
- ia, h,src. Shipment returns
:, into theon.
y not tell "a
2 "eaa .nrad lily hj9 mas been prosFcoted
oI ore was thvalue is at Camp
= by the sme!ter ia mine, at v hl"h
II Of mines. Ore
e A~'.' ere in places.
e Hfehest nave laid hand
4 Gold Medal,
=
h ycouptry TINT shows
n V4a ! fair Hid lehsonA-
V4A " Ey 20 nable Irott on the
49, s..f Sierra Count, have
w y,tIon az To then ulti-
v e,g.
4 ~ A y.vsiiinP he coming
/: DAM. f.::;::;: !; !: \: 4; !: y; !;
!: !: !: POWDER
r Apure Grape Cream oi Tartar Powder.
0YEARS THE STANDARD.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1897-12-08
InlnoIs Republicans scared.

z
The corrupt Republican leaders
of Illinois are early in reading the
hand writing on the wall Defeat
is already staring them in the face
land they recognize it. They arc
lscheming to avoid it, have held a
conference of the Republican MEM
bers of the Legislature, which de-
cided to do Governor Tanners
bidding if he would call an extra
session so that the State can be
gerrymandered in time to save the
United States Senatorship.
Tanner told the conference plain
" that as the State was now dis
tricted the Republican ticket viii
have to be elected next time by
majority of $4,000 in order to save
the Legislature. He believes that
the Republican majority-wilI shrink
to $4,000 in the next election. and
that without a gerrymander the
Democrats will carry the Legisln-
ture and reapportion the State on
the basis of the next Federal CEN
sus, so that two Democrats would
occupy the seats now held by SEN
ators Cullom and Mason.
Senator Cullom also declared
that unless reapportionmentwere
made Democrat would succeed
him in the Senate.
And SO the redistricting is to be
done to save Uncle Shelby Cullom's
mutton. OF course, the Republi-
cans have all the power needed to
do anything that suits them in Ill
inois. But it is one thing to ger
rymander and another thing to ar
rest the development of political
sentiment. Illinois is naturally
Democratic State For ten years
it has been drifting away from the
Republicans. They held it last
year by high-handed and boodlingS
methods that cannot be repeated.
All attempts to check the rising
tide of Democracy that threatens
to engulf the State will fail. Ger
rymandering won't do it. All the
Tanners of Christendom can't do
it.
So let the Governor call an extra
session of the Legislature to devise
means to cheat the people. Illi-
nois will swing out of the Repub-
lican column whether he does or
not.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1897-12-08
Around the BEND.

The coal miners at the Flint
Hill mines at New Haven are on a
strike. This is likely to embar-
rass the o. r. R. which Goals there.
The old FIRE, life, light and in
dustry of West Columbia are to be
rekindled and the valleys made to
glow with flaming furnace and
factory. The %. R. R. will start
car shops there and open up exten-
siye yards andsnew coal mines back
of the old town, with double tracks
running to and from them. The
plans have ali been completed and
the work will begin in very short
time. There are extensive coal
fields back of West Columbia yet
untouched.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1897-12-08
Waterloo.

Special Correspondence, DO. so.
Albert Boile's and n. E. Woods
children are said to have the scar
let fever. There is also said to be a
case in Leon.
Gen. McCausIand is doing the
people a great and generous act in
ferreting out the crookedness in
county affairs. We think it high
time to call halt in the transact
ion of county affairs.
Mrs. Sallie Winebreuner, whom
we spoke of some time since as be-
ing low with cancer, past away
last week.
Mr.. Frank Keefer is very low
with the dropsy.
News came Saturday from the
Flats that a child of Mr.. J. @
Greenlee got severely burned
Misses Fannie q. and NJ. Ollie
Knapp, have just returned from
Sloan, where they have been visi-
ting relatives.
Last evening viii Nuckles, Jr..
got severely gored by vicious COW.
CLEOPATRA.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1897-12-08
The Wolcott TrfaI.

HUNTINGTON, W. Va, Nov. Both.
The trial of Frank Wolcott for the
murder of Vim. Webb is now be-
ing pushed rapidly in the Criminal
Court. At noon today the State
rested and punotuaIIy at 1:2o the
attorneys for the defense began ex-
amining their witnesses.
More than thirty physicians
have been summone to give expert
testimony in the case. A large
crowd of spectators have been
present at the trial today and con-
siderable interest is being mani
tested.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1897-12-08

from Fridays Daily
Mrs G. II. Maloney and child
rem, of Mason, are visiting friends
in Charleston.
Miss Mary Beale. of Gallipolis
Ferry, is visiting relatives in this
city.
Mrs. Jas. L. Neighbors returned
yesterday from a visit to her par
ents on Kanawha Five-mile.
Mr.. @. j. Beard, who resides
near town, called at this Office yes
terday and renewed his subscrip-
ton to the Register.
The Editor of this paper, and
daughter, Mrs. w. B. Huston, re-
turned last night from a visit to
relatives at Lockland. Ohio.
Mrs. Robt. Neale, of Ben Lo-
mond, spent yesterday with her
parents, Sheriff Porter and family,
returning in the evening.
We are glad to note that Mr..
Archie Campbell, who has been
confined to his home fora few days
past with sore throat, is very much
improved.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Bell, of
Gallipolis, came up here last night
and left this morning to visit Mr..
and Mrs. John r. Couch and fami-
ly, at Hern.
Mr.. F. P. Miller, of capehart,
returned yesterday from Pitts
burg where he had taken a large
shipment of produce. Next week
he will make a shipment of 500
turkeys and 500 geese.
Hon. and Mrs. j. S. Spencer
left yesterday for visit to Phila-
delphia, New York, Baltimore and
Washington, d. c., also to Alex
andria. Va, to visit Messrs. Fred
and Ruesel McCulloch.
Deputy sheriffs Il. G. Porter
and Earl Henry, and Marshal VIM.
Foglesong, returned last night
from Moundsville where they had
taken three prisoners. Mr.. Porter's
wife accompanied him. They all
visited Wheeling before returning
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1897-12-08

Now my friend, you are fair,
generous and brave, of course We
believe that. but are you taking
and paying promptly for the Reg
lister, or are you getting all of it
you can for nothing? We would
be pleased and grateful to have
you as a regular paying subscriber,
and by SO doing you will feel bet
ter and think more of yourself.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1897-12-08

Many appearances are deceitful.
Thus, the weather is not as cold
as it appears to be, and the politi-
clan is not as reliable as he ap-
pears to be. The former can't
help it and the latter is built that
way.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1897-12-08

Everything that is advertised
isn't perfect, but the fact that its
merits are made public entities it
to consideration before articles of
which one knows nothing. Get
the advertised goods substi-
tutes.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1897-12-08

IF the devil can get possession
of the tongue of a few people in
each church he can-accomplish a
great deal through them to de-
stroy the good influences of the
church.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1897-12-08

Mr.. Will Gilligan, well known
young man of Charleston, has been
adjudged insane, and will shortly
becommittedt to the Hospitalfor the
Insane at Spencer.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1897-12-08

Operations have been resumed at
the prospective oil well below
Winfield, on Col. 7. B. Bowyers's
land, and the outlook is excellent
for continuous work until a thor
ough test is made.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1897-12-08

Corn husking is about over; if
it isn't, it should be. The turn
out seems to have been rather bet
ter than anticipated and the
weather very suitable.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1897-12-08
LeeBroken.

Warren Sullivan, son of Henry
Sullivan, while playing on the
school ground this morning. slip
ped and fell. breaking his left leg,
below the knee. DIR. E. j. Moss
man attended him.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1897-12-08

sure cure for a weak, fluttering. palpitating
heart. and DIR. Miles Nerve and Liver pills
are most excellent"
Dr. Miles Remedies are sold by All drug
gists under positive guarantee first bottle
benefits or money refunded. Book on Heart
and Nerves sent free to all applicants.
DIR. MILES MEDICAL CO.. Elkhart. Ina.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1897-12-08

At Sistersville a few evenings
ago there were several persons bit
ten by a mad dog. Their wounds
have been cauterized, but there is
great excitement over the affair.
Nearly all the dogs in the city
have been tied up, and every pre-
caution is being taken.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1897-12-08

People who are SO bitterly op-
posed to football on account of its
brutality should remember that the
players are the only ones to be
killed.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1897-12-08

It's a pity thet a man can't get
a pair of suspenders that will hold
up his reputation as well as his
trousers.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1897-12-08

Mrs. William Mulford. near town
has the thanks of the editor of this
paper for lot of fine spareribs and
backbones.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1897-12-08

Glorious December days have
come, the gayest of the year, when
cakes are ripe and
brown, and pumpkin pies are here.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1897-12-08

Born, a son to Mr.. and Mrs,
John Smith, of Henderson. Tues
day, November Both.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1897-12-08

Christmas brings another sort OF
pleasure. Aside from and in adj
dition to the delight of the posi-
BILE reunion of relatives and friends,
there is the idea which one can
not separate from Christmas, OF
giving and receiving of presents,
which makes the day one of per-
sonal and individual interest to
every soul from mansion to hovel
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1897-12-08

A mouse is afraid of man, a
man is afraid of a woman and a
woman is afraid of mouse.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1897-12-08

Born to Mr.. and Mrs. John w
Wilmington, on Mr.. w. o. Rose
berry's farm, a 1o1 pound son,
Tuesday, November Both.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1897-12-08

The work of tearing out the old
fronts in the two store rooms OF
the Phoenix Hotel building was
commenced this morning by con-
tractors Messrs. Hess & Neighbors
They will be replaced by modern
fronts which, when completed,
will make two handsome store
rooms.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1897-12-08

1t is said that the ancient Rom
ans smoked something like the
modern cigarette. The ancient
Romans are all dead.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1897-12-08

Judge Blizzard says that the re-
trial of Mrs. Atkinson, wife of the
governor, on the forgery charges,
will in all probability begin on
February 1st.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1897-12-08

o. E. Shoemaker, of Cofeyville,
Kansas, wasEmarried on his death
bed to Miss Eva Hawkley, last
Sunday. He had been in semi
conscious condition caused by ty-
phoid fever, but when he rallied
he insisted that the wedding should
take place at once. Three hours
later he expired in the arms of his
bride.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1897-12-08

When you see youth who will
do any kind of work, no matter
how menial it will be, rather than
be idle, you can make up your
mind that he will amount to
something. The young man who
would starve to death before he
would do anything beneath what
he conceives to be his dignity is
not made of the right kind of
stuff to cut much of a figure in
this life. There is nothing SO
morally degrading as that aversion
to manual labor which is usually a
combination of pride and deceit.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1897-12-08

Marriage licenses issued by the
County Clerk Tuesday, November
Both. Charles Grover and Cora
E. Morris.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1897-12-08

The floor space alone in the
store of John Wannamaker al
Philadelphia exceeds twenty four
acres.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1897-12-08

Capt. g. 81. Schaefer, a well
known and respected citizen of
Gallipolis, died Sunday morning,
November 18th, and was buried
Tuesday.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1897-12-08

That the dude is mistake j.
evident on the face of the thing.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1897-12-08

gratifying results. We
wouldn't now do With
out them. Ny wife had
been weakly and down
nearly every summer
for the past fifteen
years. Dr.. Miles. Heart
Cure is exactly what
s4a mama fmDltaz. =
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1897-12-08
Eight Years For Moore.

LINcoLN, NEB., Nov. 30.-Eu-
gene Moore, an ex-Auditor of the
State, was sentenced to eight years
in the penitentiary for the embez-
Element of $4,000 and insurance
fees.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1897-12-08

Dozens of people in the city
are feeling indisposed as a result
of the frequent.and sudden change
in the weather lately.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1897-12-08

A bird called the German Star
ling has been imported into this
State to kill off the English spar
rows.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1897-12-08

The Register desires the local
news-all of it, so if you know of
anything, hand it in and it will re-
ceive proper attention.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1897-12-08

Died at the homeo of Mr.. BENZ.
Duncan, on Kanawha Three-mile,
Sunday, Nov. 28th, Mr.. David
Eckard. He was buried Monday.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1897-12-08

The man who loves money and
hates work is going to swindle
somebody.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1897-12-08
IHE DINHIEF failure
THE PRESIDENT URGED TO
RECOMMEND
Revenue egTslatIOn-The Ding
ley Law Making a Defi-
cit of 800, ,OOO,-
600 q Year.

WASHINGTON, Nov. 20 Within
lie past few days messages from
business men from all parts of the
olntry but more particularly in
he eastern cities have been re-
4ived at the White House urging
he president to incorporate in his
rthcoming annual message to
ongress a strong recommendation
favor of the enactment of adj
tional revenue legislation.
It is now generally conceded
at the Dingley bill is q disas-
szous failqre as revenue pro-
dncer. 1t is known that some of
the most accomplished treasury
experts in New York have predict
ed recently that the deficit in the
revenues for the current year will
not be less than $100,Oo0,000,
while it may be much more than
that amount.
Unless immediate steps are
taken to increase the revenues by
doubling the beer tax or by put
ting a tax on tea and coffee the
business men are apprehensive
that it will be necessary to effect a
government loan before July 1 in
order to provide money to meet
the expenses of the government.
The attempt to help out the treas
ury and to maintain confidence in
the Dingley bill by Juggling with
the moneys received from the sale
of the Pacific railroads does not
meet with much favor anywhere.
The people cannot be fooled IN
a matter of this sort, and even if
all the moneys received from the
sale of the Pacific railroads could
be used for current expenses it
would only defer the necessity of
a bond issue for few months at
the best. The pressure on Mr.
Mckinley to do something imme-
diately is becoming very strong,
but he is still of the opinion that
the Dingley bill should be given
fair chance before it is finally con-
demned.
He would prefer to wait until
February, and then, if the deficit
shows no sign of shrinking he
would be willing to send a special
message asking congress for fur
ther revenue legislation. Mr. Nc
Kinley will probably have his own
way in the matter, but it is under
stood that the powerful argu-
ments against the delay will be
presented to him during the COM
ing week.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1897-12-08
Eagles Must Not be Shot.

Joseph Oxley, who lives on Da-
yid Cooper's farm, near Hibbards-
vile, last Thursday, shot grey
eagle, weighing IL pounds and
measuring seven feet from tip to
tip of its wings. Messrs. Oxley
and Buxton brought the dead bird
to town and as soon as deputy
game warden heard of it warrant
was issued for the arrest of Oxley
for violation of the game law. The
fine for killing an American eagle
is from S25 to 500. Oxley was
brought before Esquire Rose,
plead guilty and paid his fine,
which with the costs, amounted 10
$29.95. This should serve as
warming to all not to kill the proud
bird, the emblem of the American
Republic.-Athens Gazette.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1897-12-08

If you want to live long. don't
try to live more than one day at a
time.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1897-12-08

Bring you job printing to the
Register Office
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1897-12-08

If you wish to sleep we'll take a
clear conscience to bed with you.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1897-12-08

The man who tries to build him-
self on the ruins of another is
meaner than the devil.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1897-12-08

Try our job printing

WOW let us hear of your big hogs.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1897-12-08

1t shows wonderful self-control
when man never mistakes his
good luck for ability
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1897-12-08

The amateur photographer is re-
sponsible for great many of life's
Misrepresentation.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1897-12-08

From Thursdays Daily.
Mr.. Peter Couch, of South Side,
was in town yesterday.
Mr.. Geo. Long, from up the
Kanawha, was in town yesterday.
Mr.. G. d. Sullivan, of Leon, is
visiting his daughter, Mrs. Henry
Wolf, of Heights.
Mrs. Robt. Lynch and daughter
May, are visiting relatives in Win
field and Charleston.
Mr.. Geo. Childs, County Survey
or, has moved his family from the
country into the new house which
he has just completed in the
Heights.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1897-12-08
PERSONAL.

rrom Wednesdays Daily.
Mr.. w. H. sayre, of Arbuokle,
was in town yesterday.
DIR. E. L. Gillian, of Letart. is
in town today.
Mr.. B. H Blagg, of capehart,
was a business visitor in town
yesterday.
Mr.. E. A. Polsley, of Letart,
was business visitor in town yes
terday.
Mr.. q. w. Knapp, of Waterloo,
was a business visitor in town yes
terday.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1897-12-08

Toxic Troubles at the Hospital.
There was serious and general
outbreak of toxic poisoning at the
Ohio Hospital for Epileptics at
Gallipolis, few days ago. About
$50 attacks of illness, some of them
very severe. occurring among the
patients. All are getting along
now. however, and the officers of
the meteorological and Chemical
Departments are now making a
thorough analysis of samples of all
the foods used for a day or two
past in order to determine in what
particular article of food the infec-
ton exists.
The poisoning was similar to
that which happens occasionally
from eating ice-cream that has bred
toxic poison.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1897-12-08

A very destructive fire visited
Huntington, Wednesday night,
and the Thornburg block was de-
stroyed, including the goods in
the rooms occupied. The loss is
estimated at s67, 600, for building
and goods: some insurance.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1897-12-08

Fine teeth usually make broad
grins.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1897-12-08

Don't Judge man by the cloth
es he wears. Form your opinion
from the wearing apparel of his
wife.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1897-12-08

An old gentleman recently re-
marked as to how much less whist
ling is now heard on the streets
than when he was boy. "Why," "
he said when / was an apprentice
lad we all whistled. There was
whistling, whistling by every
bright young lad you met" Being
asked how he accounted for the
change in this respect. he replied:
"Well, I'll tell you the reason.
Our young lads can't whistle now
because they have cigarette in their
mouths" And there is too much
truth in that remark.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1897-12-08
DON'T.

Don't use gallon of words to
express teaspoonful of thought.
Don't swear to give upa bad
habit and then keep on swearing.
Don't hide money in your boots,
if you are in the habit of throwing
them at cats.
Don't think that women mean it
when they kiss each other. They
do it for practice.
Don't censure woman for en-
tering the theatre late: perhaps she
had to wash the dinner dishes.
Don't think a girl by any other
name would be as sweet. You may
find out the mistake after giving her
yours.