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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-10-14
FINAL CONTESTS AT AoUEDUCT

HvERYBopY GLAD TO CO TO MORRIS PARK
Aoueducts close yesterday was a success N
weather and attendance. but the sport was poor
and no regrets were heard that the meeting was al
an end. All turfmen we're eager for the change 10
Morris Park.
II Martin whose riding on Tuesday caused q
treat deal Of unfavora comment failed 10 appear
Al the track yesterday. He had engagements IN al
six races and It may be he will be asked 70 explain
his absence.
At the recent meeting at sheepshead Bay, we'll
known member Of the clubhouse set failed TO pay
hi, losses in the ring The majority Of the layers
with whom he bet had about decided 70 credit MS
account to pront and loss. but Yesterday a repre-
Sentative made tour of the ring and settled al!
Grams Srnn1Se, viii in future carry the colors OF E
Purser. who yesterday purchased him from y. j.
Joyner. Summaries:
FIRST RACE-ssoO aided; selling Five and ons-hSi'
furlonss.
II T. Grinn's Kaiser Ludwig. by Lq %,SHss0-3
pF ss,.a : h b qsa es i e l nlPsssss'
Po.sifer Vini,a Baston. Robert Bonner Ten SPOT III
lady and Belle Of Killarney aiso ian.
to and to i: City TO and to l.
Won easily by three lengths; length between seooni
and third.
SECOND RAcE-senlng: 500 sid.i: FOR Aree-yeaF-o''
One mile.
W Pursers b. .Rey del TERRA, by Frin2e Of
william Jenninsss ch. & Noun; Washington, e.:
Z y
squan and Azure also ran.
,ns,on TO and 70 5; Her Own. TO and 2 to l.
Won in a drive by half-length same distance be-
tween second and third.
THIRD RAcE-For maiden two-year-cds; 800 added:
selling Five furongs
W. H. Forb.ss b. t. leila, BY Meddler-sheboyan.
consi. Greetings Blk c rerd owen i07 20 IssTy
cSsrmeuse, Laurel Leaf Lsnd Nyrnph, Rarpahsnnock,
Bear and Miss Blue
B.,iinrWzeiia 3 70 end out; Ferd owen 70 and
10 i; fentore IL to ana TO l.
Won easily by two lengths; dead heat for the place.
FOURTH RAcE-sjoo added; selling Ore and
j. F. ougleys sr. h. Marshall. by vOl,iseur-IIa!d
w w. P fSse 20 r. Buck3. @al,ih
\. J. Joyners oh. h. Cromwell 8 io6...... diewto 3
Rs.t,nr-MarshalI 8 10 / and to .: Buckwa 10 8
ard out: Cromwell! S to and 10 .
Won In drive by head: five lengths between second
and third.
FIFTH RAcE-saoo added FOR ,wo-year-oids: selling.
W. c. Daily. b. &. Sensational by sensa,ion-z-Happy
Sl s.ssl.. 9 3aGs Us @ Gar4sss
eanst Hs%sd d chfs.ss Prince . Aucna
S,sdain ran away and was withdrawn
r..,,nssensa,,ons " to ana to .; Duoro. to
and to S. Juda. TO and : 70 !.
Won easily by two lengths: length between second
and third.
SIXTH RAcEs3oo aided for all ages special weights.
One mile.
cqRss crsysli7 rs sa e. ulys.e' by Ia, cs
sr: MS.SusHcii o: e dfion ito n wsn
Tia'ar Manchester T Ts:a s1s e, lifted also ran
Bst!ns-ulyss., 70 "a. and cut Premier to ard
Won elevery by two lengths; half length between
second and third
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-10-14
APPOINTMENTS By TIE PRESIDENT.

Two co>suLs AxD THREE COLLECTORS OF CTS
TOMS NAMED
Washington. oct. I3.-Ths President made the
following appointments to-day:
TALBOT j. ALBERT. OF Maryland Corss! a, Brunswick
WILLIAM 4 PRESCOTT. e. New-Jers-y. Consul at
JoiN BETHEL. Collector ot Customs for tho District;
OF Richmond, Va.
JESSE W ELLIOT Collector az CIsoms for mo Iis'rict
Of Newport News. Va.
District 4 Apa!ach.cola, Fla.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-10-14
DRAWS TIE LINE AT EIGHT ROUNDS

Chicago Oct. l3.-Promoters Of twenty-round box
ing contests will have TO pull off" their shows 1,
some other place than Chicago. IL Mayor Harrison
adberes to his present policy. Tho Mayors views
On the question Of boxing in Chicago were pro.
voked by the advertisement OF a twenty.round
sIove contest between Critic and Garrard az Tat
tsr~aTrs A. week from Saturday next. Twenty
vourd contests will be tabooed eight rounds under
ssrct police regulations. being the limit 10 which
s.Ss NAV be carried on" says the MaVor
". ~ Vii not grant a permit for twentyround box
Inc contest as II savors too strongly OF przefght
ssrd nrize- ri htng could not be tolerated.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-10-14
TORPEDO-BOAT MANUUVRES.

GOOD WORK DONE By THE FLoTILLA 90 ITS
Way Dow* THE COAST.
Washington oct. l3.-rhe torpedo-boat hotilla.
consisting OF four boats has arrived at Annapolis
and will now engage In manpuvre5 In and of
Chesapeake Bay. From Atlantic City down the
coast the not!.la has been doing some good work.
mainly In the line OF testing tho theories OF search
curves. intended TO facilitate the discovery OF
enemy fugitive ship IN the shortest time. In
one case the Porter, probably the fastest Of the
boats, started away from Fort Monroe. while the
Cushing and the Ericsson began the search for her
off ltbsecom Bay. opposite Atlantic City. The two
boats succeeded in running down their quarry In
Just two hours from the timo they started by max
Ing OF tho curves.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-10-14

pect expresses tho opinion that there WI! be goof
market FOR American apples and dried fruits This
season II growers will bc careful 20 put up choice
stock only lie says: Nothing smaller than eigh-
ties IN French prunes Will paw 10 ship 20 Europe.
ana all other dried fruits must IL Uniform IA slze
and attractlvely packed"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-10-14
TO RUN AT NORRIS PARK.
OPENING DAY OF THE FALL MEETING
The NURSERY AND JEROME HANpiCArS ~ "'
DECIDED

The NURSERY AND JEROME HANpicAPS 10 oh
DECIDED.
rba West Chester Racing Association VIII oes'''
n. autumn meeting at Morris PARK to-day
nrst race will be run promptly at o cIoch' nv.
among the contests OF the afternoon wiz oo =,
Nurserv and Jerome handicaps. The NURSERY
,.r txro-vear.olds, over the Eclipse course an
H.,dbau Archduke Lady Marian Plauu''' NJ
Cot ard other wer-known youngsters at9 -
rsc,sd 10 contend at weights which are hnry ~
rr,nr bout lively struggle. IN the Jerome a'.1
rsr for three -year-olds. at mile ana Il qua ~
ovsr the hill Tillo Don De ORC, Chalenge'' Gum,
sIone Rensselaer, and others are IN 'ne "1' %
probable starters. , ,., Ia IN
Angus, Belmont and James Galway VIA Us :"
the stewards tand and ell true, unselhsA I0S a.
ard devoted friends OF the best and hlehe..' ~
,erests Of the turf hope most IeiNeH.s - ho~n.
Relnoont and Mr. Ga,way Will watcn VIII "a
.st possible scrutiny the riding o. ceIta 'renoIts
ronrerning whom the air was luil VI eN,aes ~
10Th AZ Gravesend and at AqueduCt. IKE,
r,dinr Of certain Jockeys Is care'uy We - .rls
I'll times hereafter, the future OF racns IL '''
state will not be unsu.lied. bright ana cIsd''
Here are the lists OF probable starters
MORRIS PARK ENTRIES TO-DAf'
v1psr RacE-For three-ysar-oli. snd upvan' nor
yi,,ers at any time q $500 $40 each s''' s1-''
XitheTs nile
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-10-14

sths, No ~, East, 70 foar-sory and cr sai.
ss sni mach 81 10 rs Avenue A. owner 5000
Xur,zer R,hl architects .,ocy o1, base
a' ' ' owner: Peer coco Of No 80 Union 5000
Sc G,s:!oFy N %S : g. Ea.;
yh ;''F oSnor li"' Hchsrd berser Of 80 1903 1000
,s Ii2' Di n eSlnS. Amsterdam ,hTss
ami II mas Laikin. owners George tOe'' 1000
81 tsq[.':s *, 81 Se svs a% crnsf m
II Rgeimann. Of 80 $50 Fest l9rh.''. architect '''
r: T% '"&'1s' ,s 'i = y th tr 80 ons
sory frane dwellings, II cxIo c err E' Of ~
s, - I'm nr,a,c " s. - It 0, Beaconst fora
~ 3, ' Fa l 3$i9s oTaer AHdfew Ss-" 30,
M9 OF ,' "%' oi lssI,, tSr Sor 0g'
sry and rr lss :io 6Tn.f / XOTeeh Sch'
n 100 r. . q Brook ave. Tor two
qr.i?ry trs Hsto us :,xiT r,Sr cFns an
II ciarvi1' q 50 81 3d-aye. architect =, "f'"'
AT'y s' R3a , ,t % + isn 8 S Msfs an
.r@- !: Mar Martin 1 oo f. 81 1acoma-.,
Or two-st,ry frame dwelling @HS"' charles asoo
o21 Ti,egt' s. 2. n " 81 Broadway. f,r che
.ory frame dweiline. i5s5o William Rogers ot
10 20 West lc5th ST. owner B'shmer' afcn'- soo
l,Sia. 80 Z Il Ell9.-oY We for N ,gG four :,
10 so East i'sih-s,, owner w Dicker'o7' % mn
wilkins Place 80 II $ Of Jsnnngs-s': TOR
fhree-story frame tenement, 22x5s; william y
Prarneu Z No Il Ritter Place, owner; + ,o-
Rogers of 40 % Eas, 1:7th-st archltec....' SOW
Alterations. branch dhice
Crotora-aIe, r - u n Of Garden-st: 70 cne-
story frame she'd John Badinelli q premises ar
owner; William Graul. architect .............' 80
Franklln-ave g 5 80 r. n ~ l76th-st; 70 two
story frame dwelling. 1920; q Schultz owner On
|. \ S0u,e. architect ...,...... 81
Avenue - . s. IS u 8 Of Westchester-ave: 70
,,ro-ard-a-half -story frame dwelling; Magda.
l,na Wenncr. owner; Lawrence & Rngrose' OF , M,
i5nth-st 3i-ave architects ~"'
15Is,- 81, . $50 Ct Courandt-ave; 70
i~0-s,orv frame dwelling Mrs George Stonnin-
ger owner. \ T \ Schmit'. Of No bOi Court .0
lanat-ave arch!tec, ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS ~
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-10-14
nfILnING PLANE Tiled

Hans Tor new buildings and alterations have hs.r fled
al the Department Of Buildings follows.
Alterations. main oNice
No 80 West. to a folr--tory ana base
ment brick Office building. John Contit
owner: George Hoffman, OF No so Broaiwsy
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-10-14
THE NEW SHOE STORE

We have thus far retained from advertising The removal Of me noe
store from the craDDed spaces the second floor to the generous ana
elegantly furnished quarters at the corner OF Fourth avenue ana N
street first floor. ,: r. H., m ,,,, e,ter
mon orr shoe Business in New York The stock complete for men,
for women Children go - ,.o,,, Is
none that shows progress equal soemng Chemistry has won
derfly improved leather SCIENCE has gwen peIeGl iof 10
hev fl Economics division of labor has improved WoTknaS ana
edced its cost Inventive genius has created helpful and perlectg
machines Onv bright men comprehend this and courageous men
avail of it. Such shoe managers. -
expect better shoes than ever Neofe ana 'S i nus
will meet the expectation
ofo Broadway to-day pairs o
Boots Made for Ii Hung Chang,
China FoerdercrS kdskn They
SLIGHT indication position shoe trade The order came directly 10 u
nineteenth century
Chinese roby buying personal use The world moves
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-10-14

GEORGE ". ANTHONY. New-Mnfort. Conn.
THEODORE GOODWIN. Thompsonvlll. Conn.
Y. .. llaK Maysll.e. y. y.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-10-14
@ Nm&mn& dma
STORE IMPROVEMENTS
FOR PUBLIC COMFORT

The plans for the transformation Of this old structure to the most
complete and upo-dae retail store are gradually coming 10 per-
fiction. h,o;,o.c tbo
In form and general design appropriate to retail business me
building has been matched anywhere But eahg IS pro-
oresSve science and interior detail must constantly be IN state 0!
Evolution How keep the goods and show them now 10 serve
YOU best and make the store enOyabe-teSc are our NonenS
Opened complete new set Offices near the rorh avenue
the Pubic heV CONSIST
which baggage an1p checked ana cared Tor
the business are answered. ''
e ar investigated
PAY
Telegraph and Post Offices .u ,,.,.. u,o +or,on
under the Mr. Coley VINO VIII t""SS
the actions employees ne WIZ 'S lNo
exceptional questions that may arise IN me '
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-10-14
Boots Made for Ii Hung Chang,
BARGAINS in Bicycles

The Numbers are peeless-thats why have the sole agency
for 1895 and our taking the agency the why every 1897
Humber wheel comes be sold out at tre more than
half the regular prices.
These are the prices now:
Humber Roadstes, S65 instead Of Slj
Humber 1897 Tourist instead OF SllT5o
Iadv Humble IS. instead Of Sl225O
Humber Iandems instead Of $3.50
Two kinds of Falcons here Some have 1897 tires CHAINS
saddles hande-ba and frames the few remaining parts pg 1870
wheels These are S24 for mems WOnenS Wheels
1897 S26 80 for mems wheels $3.50 for wom'ns
7Conune wheels only lett $50
menW
Tandems $780, that were $50
no Tandems. $50
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-10-14
John NANAMAkER,
CROP CONDITIONS ABROAD.

unerv r Stewart Co. Roadway 4lh gh and IUth SIS
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-10-14
Countrn BOARD.


A LAKEWOOD, n. IA few persons can be accom-
"A modated with excellent board mile and hal: neII
depot; horse and carriage For particulars. Mrs. =
SYKES. Box q. Lakewood \. j.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-10-14

y1Rsr RAcE-For three-year-ois and upward nor
winners at any time q $3.50: $40 eaon S'' 49,
aue NitheTs ME
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-10-14
SECOND RAcE-Tor maiden two-ysaT-olas' - spe-'1
weights; $500 sdt~t. Five snd haf fu'long"

-urRp EAcr-THE NURSERY HASplcAP-Purss
5000; for two-y.ars-olds. Three quarters - NILE
The chieftain. (Socorro, N.M.) 1890-1901, 1897-08-20
THE TRUE REMEDY.

w. M. Repine, editor Tlskilwa,
ILL.,, "Chief," says: 1--WE won't
keep house without DIR. Kings
New Discovery for consumption,
coughs and colds. Experimental
with many others, but never got
the true remedy until we used DR..
Kings New Discovery. No other
remedy can take its place in our
home, as it we have a certain and
sure cure for coughs, colds,
whooping cough, ETC." 1t is idle to
experiment with other remedies,
even il they are urged on you as
just as good as DR.. Kings New
Discovery. They are not as good,
because this has a record Of cures
and besides is guaranteed. 1t
never fails to satisfy. Trial bot
ties free at A. L. Howell's and
sold at all drug stores.
The chieftain. (Socorro, N.M.) 1890-1901, 1897-08-20

Rev. ]. B Brun, parish priest of
the church of San Miguel of So
corro, who has been very i'll from
typhoid fever for the past two
weeks is still a very sick man, but
DIR. Kornitzer, who is attending
him, tells us he is getting along
as favorably as one can with so
serious a disease, and does not
regard his illness as dangerous.
Rev. Father Neyroles of San
Marcial, and the Catholic sisters
of this place are giving him their
unremitted attention and the best
of care. Father Brun is loved
and respected by all who know
him-by those outside his church,
as we'll as by those within its
pales-for his kind, gentle and
helpful disposition. and for his
one continued life of sacrifice for
his fellow man, and all who know
him are very sorry to learn of his
serious illness, and hope for his
early recovery.
A pack of drunken young ruff
fans who have been racing horses
up and down the streets should be
promptly suppressed by the city
authorities. In front of this Office
the other day we saw two small
children-within half block of
each other-just barely escape
being run over by young tough
who was running his horse at full
speed up and down the streets at
intervals all the afternoon. 1t is
burning shame and a disgrace
to the city that this should be al
lowed, and the next thing some
poor innocent little child's lite is
likely to be sacrificed just because
the city officials will not put
stop to it. 1t will be easy enough
to stop it, for there are perhaps
not more than half a dozen of
these hoodlums in the city, but
they are a class of young fellows
who want to be tough and who
openly defy the city marshal when
they get on tear. Since the pre-
ceding lines were in type one
batch of these young thugs were
arrested for which we hear words
of commentator to our city
officials from all peaceful and law
abiding citizens, and this should
be kept up. AS said above all it
requires is a little hrmness and
prompt and severe punishment to
rid the city of this nuisance. We
have fewer toughs than almost
any town but when they are allow
ed to go unrestrained they become
unbearable and dangerous to the
peace and life ofinnocent people.
The chieftain. (Socorro, N.M.) 1890-1901, 1897-08-20

operated by DR.. c. f. Blackington
is running night and day and
turning out first class flour. The
mill has been thoroughly over
hauled and refitted until it is now
one of the finest Touring mills in
the territory. DR.. Blackington
has a good custom trade, besides
which he is buying up wheat all
the time and now has about seven
thousand fanegas in storage.
Black Jack and his gang are
still ravaging western Socorro and
Grant counties in this territory, as
well as eastern Arizona, commit
ting murders and all sorts of dep
relations. Last Saturday Deputy
Sheriff Shaw of this county had a
conflict with them and though he
escaped with his life he had a
horse killed under him. This
week the Black Jack gang have
shot and killed Ed Moss and
"Shorty" Miller just over in Grant
county.
Fred A. Anderson, editor of the
Dona Ana County Republican at
Las Cruces, committed suicide at
Albuquerque last Wednesday aft
ernoon. About S o'clock he
passed through a saloon into an
outbuilding and Immediately shot
himself the ball entering his left
breast and passing through his
body. He retained consciousness
for three or four hours before his
death and said he had also taken
dose of rough on rats. His
body was taken to his home at
Las Cruces for burial the follow
ing day. He leaves a young wife
who is reported to now be danger
ously ill from childbirth. Fred
Anderson was a bright and able
though somewhat eccentric writer
and published one of the newsiest
and most readable papers in the
territory. His friends and his
enemies too-for he had hosts OF
either will all deeply regret his
sad and untimely end. He left
two letters for his wife in which
he gives his inability to quit
drinking whisky as the reason for
his rash act.
Mrs. Eulalie Katzenstein, wife
of Mr.. F. Katzenstein of this city,
died at Las Cruces last Friday
evening at 7 o'clock, of cholera
morbus, in the seventy-fifth year
of her age. She was very strong
and vigorous old lady and had
gone to Las Cruces only few
days before on a visit to her
daughter who is the wife of Prof
J. c. Carrera. Soon after her
arrival she was taken sick and
the next Thursday her son, Mr.,
Fred Katzenstein, was telegraphed
and he went by the first train get
ting there just in time to see his
mother alive. The remains were
brought to Socorro Saturday
evening and inferred in the Catho-
lie cemetery. Mrs. Katzenstein
was born in Paris, France, May
goth 20, aud afterward lived in
London until she came to Ameri.
ca with her husband in "a and
settled in Chicago. In '7o the
family removed to Colorado where
they lived until their removal to
Socorro about ten years ago since
when they have been engaged in
business here.
The chieftain. (Socorro, N.M.) 1890-1901, 1897-08-20
OF HOME INTEREST

Grapes are beginning to get
ripe in this locality.
d. Wattelet sells the best sour
mash and bourbon whiskey in the
city.
J. w. McCrum shipped several
carloads of cattle from Magda-
lena, this week.
The Socorro Hose Company
will give grand ball the evening
of San Miguel day.
Considerable work is going on
in the mines about Kelly owing
to the increased price of lead.
The PARK HOUSE: Reliable
party can secure favorable term
lease; possession October Ist.
Apply to J. P. Chase, Agent.
!. M. Allen, one Of the old and
substantial citizens of Magdalena,
was in the city over last Sunday
attending to business and visiting
with his Socorro friends.
For the Grand Army Encamp-
ment at Buffalo, N. Y, August 23
to 2S, tickets on sale by the Santa
Fe railway, August Io and 20 at
$3.50 for the round trip.
w. A. Williams came down
from Magdalena, where he is en-
ployed in the assaying depart
ment of the Graphic smelter, to
spend three or four days on visit.
A lot of hoodlums and debased
women down the alley who have
been making the nights hideous
with their noise ought to receive
the attention of our police courts.
w. II. Sanders, who was so
badly hurt by being thrown from
a wagon at Magdalena, last week,
is reported as getting along nicely
considering the seriousness of his
injuries.
Capt. A. B. Fitch, the operator
of the Graphic mines and smelt-
ing works at Magdalena, was a
visitor to Socorro last Wednesday
on his return home from a trip to
Ell Paso.
Mrs. J. T. Wintermute, is the
only lady in town who can serve
all kinds of lunches and good
meals at all hours. Please call
and be satisfied. Ice cream every
Sunday 10 cents. Cake and cool
drinks. Mrs. J. T. WINTERMUTE.
Remember the annual fair of
the New Mexico horticultural So
ciety at Santa Fe, September 7 to
9. We are in receipt of a letter
from the secretary who says the
prospects are good for a fine eX-
hibition. There should be good
representation by the fruit raisers
of Socorro county.
The wife of Judge Camilo Baca
died last Friday and the funeral
services were held at the CATHOLIC
church the following morning.
The lady was advanced in years,
was we'll known and universally re-
spected by those who knew her.
The sympathy of all is with Judge
Baca in his bereavement.
The souvenir premium list of
the seventeenth annual Territorial
fair is at hand and is one of the
finest books of the kind we have
seen for some time. The reading
matter is well gotten up and the
printing which which was done by
the Albuquerque Democrat is a
remarkably fine job of work.
Messrs Hill & Bruton have pur-
chased the meat market of Adam
Emig, and took possession last
Monday morning. For many
long years the meat and supply
market of Hill & Bruton has been
the regular old standby in So
corro, and with the increased trade
by consolidating the two markets
this firm should be able to do a
good business. There is enough
trade in Socorro for one large
market that keeps everything but
not enough for two to keep up
and handle a large and varied
4
The chieftain. (Socorro, N.M.) 1890-1901, 1897-08-20

Republican at all times. Devoted 10 the
best interests Of sOcOrrO, soeOrrO county and
the Tertiary In general. Gives all the MIN
ing news Of this great mineral section.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1897-11-12
THE NAUGHTY HklCBOY.
And How He Was Inpertiuent with the
Wrong Man.

And How He Was Inpertiuent with the
Wrong Man.
Old Man-Is this the office of The
Daily BreezeS
Hallboy (sizinq him up)-You've
hit it. The cigar is yours.
o. M want to see the managin
editor.
II. B.-I am the managin editor
o. M.-Why, wh-what are you out
in the hall fer?
II. B.-Really, old man, that is my
business, but don't mind givin away
the snap. I'm out here because it's
cooler. See?
o. M. tsmiling qneerly)-You' re
powerful young TO have such position.
II. B.-This is gettin to be a young
mans country. Now. old man, what
can do for your Speak up quick, for
my time is limited.
o. M.-Writin editorials, l suppose
II. 81 suppose am, but you need
not let it keep you awake any, What
you want? Con to advertise for board,
ers down ut your farm?
o. M.-Not o bad idee, but l didn't
come fer that.
II. B-Well, what did you come fory
Do you want to find ont how to remove
freckles without knifep
o. M.-No, fer gently san'paper
'em off.
II. B.-Well, maybe you've got an
article on "Haow to Keep Hogs to
Home"
o. M.-Mebbe I have. You might
read it an ask fer holiday.
H. B.-Don't git sassy, old man,
What do you want?
q. MI want to find out why Office
boys air apt TO he so pert, an as l see
my son, the managin editor, is jest
comm out o. the office guess I'll ask
him. Hello, son! .a- ... 81
Managing Editor - Hello, father
Come inside.
H. Bully gee! Guess I'll go down
in the composin room an cool off.
Charles Battoll Loomis in New York
Sunday World.