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The Monitor-register., 1897-01-01

Chairman of church music committe e.,
The tenor told me yesterday that unless
he could ge. an increase of 500 on his
salary next year he wouldn't sing. What
shall tell him?'
Deacon Jones-''Tell him he can
whistle for it. "-S0merUille Journal
The Monitor-register., 1897-01-01
II HUMPHREYS

sod by Druggists, or sent prepaid on
receipt OF price, 25c., or 5 fo9sl.
DR.. HUMPHREYS HoMRop Ar,,,r NJ.
OF DISEASES MAILED FREE. LAW Ai,
Humphreys' Med. Co., Ill william ST. n
The Monitor-register., 1897-01-01

The very belthe ,pld,lds, liz Ii
whether Dobbinpallstbdholy, ihe "
as good as it is Fhe 100 In the be :
TRY IT youRsELFI,a ndSo elin the :ive
YOU. Only be ceharAm{oat to get
an imitation. lafsfe~sAe a great
many Electrics AID Magnstics, all
intended to deceive the public imp
supposing that they are Dobbins(
Electric. or jusg as good. We
have made this aince 1869. 1t IS
the original EFeGErie, and is guar
anteed to be wo5th four times/as
much as any othe} soap ever made.
For washing aTthing, from the
finest lace to thgheavies& blanket,
a ! isss,,n0"' - ) GLOW
The Monitor-register., 1897-01-01

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The Monitor-register., 1897-01-01

"Those Indians" said the passenger,
pointing to a couple of red men. do you
allow them to travel first classP"' i.
ave have to-" replied the conductor,
ringing his bell punch sharply. They
bought scalpers' tickets, you know
Buffalo Times.
The Monitor-register., 1897-01-01

"My goodness, Noah," observed Mrs
Shem, as they started down the slope of
Mount Ararat, "do be sure that pesky
pair of fleas don't follow us to the hotel.
They were bad enough in the rk."-Ness
York Press.
The Monitor-register., 1897-01-01

Pat-"I tell you the Guild friends are
always the best after all, and can prove
it."
Dennis-"How ?''
Pat-"Where'll you find a friend that
has sthood by yes, SO long as the ould
ones have ?'.- Cleveland Leader.
The Monitor-register., 1897-01-01

IN
Why do you think Biggis is crazy"
because he stole $10."
II should say that such an act would
make a criminal rather than lunatic of
him."
But he had chance to take $500"
"OhW- Cleveland Leader.
The Monitor-register., 1897-01-01


Wild-eyed Customer-"Have you any
goods made of sole leather or boiler
iron ?"
Clothing Merchant-"No. sir; we don't
keep boys clothing. "-NesO York Weekly
49,
Sentimental Miss-'.Do you believe,
Mrs. JaWsnsp, that it is always darkest
before dawn"
Mrs. j. (impatiently)-"Ask my hus-
band. He knows."-Ne0 York Journal
x*x e..
Hobson-"What did your wife give
you for ChristmasP"
Dobson-"A beautiful pair of pillow
shams; and yours P"'s =
Hobson-"An embroidered sofa pill.
low. "-NeD York Commercial Adoertiser.
The Monitor-register., 1897-01-01

Benevolent Old Guest-'Well, Bill,
how did the youngsters enjoy the Christ
mas pudding that my wife sent round to
your place, eh?"
Bill Flinders-"Ob, sir, they reckoned
it bloomin' treat. They played foot
ball in the back yard with it for three
hours afore it brokep'-Larks.
The Monitor-register., 1897-01-01
A LITTLE FUN.

Yes, our boy has the most remarkable
muscular development you ever saw"
Better make prize fighter out =
him.
mo; we can't. q Hes tongue-tisd."-
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Whats the matter with Beguma 1
never saw such a sad expression of
oountenance."
HE has either lost freak election bet
or wants drink. 1t is hard to dis
tinguish between these two conditions. I"
Buffalo Times.
The Monitor-register., 1897-01-01

"This is all rot about pure grit winning
success"
"How so?"
II sank fortune in grindstone fac.
tory. "-DetroI Free Press.
The Monitor-register., 1897-01-01

legislature-wi legs are SO swift, and
suited in the 81 swift. and the minutes
winter Tn tho do ,erat;on 1T. For
speed many do
The Monitor-register., 1897-01-01

ut must disgrace me before all the
neighbors that you came home drunk"
but, my dear, who saw me ?"
mo one. But they all heard me scold-
ing you."-Wsesende Blatter.
The Monitor-register., 1897-01-01

In the Red Gulch Wayfarer's Rest
Eastern Guest-''Look here, waiter, l
can't drink this Coffee" -
Waiter with brace of revolgers in
his belt)-"Well. you can't eat 1t, that's
dead sure; SO guess you'll have to go
without. Somereille Journal.
The Monitor-register., 1897-01-01

A woman thinks that she has excellent
taste if she admires anything in store
window and finds upon inquiry afterward
that the price is gh.-Atchison Globe.
The Monitor-register., 1897-01-01
A Quick Flight.

The cavalry suggests speed. When
once the reins are gathered into the
hands OF the soldierly horseman, and
the spurs are struck into the TANKS, you
hear the ratapIan Of the hoofs. ssVeloc-
ity IS the word that describes the
movement, acceleration, momentum.
and what we want in getting into the
kingdom of God is celebrity. You see the
years are SO swift, and the weeks are 81
The Monitor-register., 1897-01-01

5ure you. Beware of mercury don't
do violence to your system. Don't gel
bottled up! 4
Our books On babod and skin dis
eases, will be maiHsd free - any. ad-
dress. Swift SpecSi p. |" "a.
The Monitor-register., 1897-01-01

gaAl antced purely
thousand dollars ne
proof to the ciends
blood rened5 lor 4
and never fails '.
Blood olson, Screl
natisn1, Cancer, o.
of the blood, If VI
The Monitor-register., 1897-01-01

x*x
Crimsonbeak-'I knew that fellow,
Storms. the comedian. would come to
the 'front.'"
Yeast-"And he has, has he P,'
why. certainly. You remember be
used to play the part of the hind legs OF
heifer ?''
Yes"
swell, now he's playing the front
legs. y Yonkers Statesman
The Monitor-register., 1897-01-01

oh, will It not be grand when from
the windows and doors of the shouse
OF many mansions we look out and see
passing along the golden boulevards of
heaven the white horse cavalry that st.
John describes in Revelation? John
Wesley said he thought horses had sonls,
but take the story in Revelation as fig,
urative or literal. you must admit that
none but cavalry horses are mentioned
as being in heaven. John xix, ID, "The
armies which were in heaven followed
nlm upon white horses. You see, they
are mounted trosps. Their leader is In
The Monitor-register., 1897-01-01

hose Copenhagen turned out in best
pasture, aTd that he Dr. chess sof "
lington wore a brae fCopenhageu
hair. Not one dfskAd SEE .sood but til
giles IS ! look aunnins aed neck and u
paving hoof al - dting nostriiz q ]
Job soayaIry horsEs Hast thou c|rt :.
The Monitor-register., 1897-01-01

sgears. and the year leads on its troop of
365 days, and the day leads on its troop
Hzf 49, the hour leads on its
cop ct so minutes, and all are dashing
47%of sight. Perhaps there are two
fe@rs III which we are most interested
--our first and our last. Held up in our
iIosher's arms, we watched the flight
tf the first. With Ssondering eyes we
Y watch The O .ng Of the last. The
asaine OF 10 o,,,, ancing year we cannot
adll. 1t nineties of this
century, rops o"' e ~ the tens. or tv sn-
ties of in the stfhe next century, but
it isfats for the ftll gallop.
The Monitor-register., 1897-01-01

: -
= esAd-and seventy enc years before Christ
Epamine7szas heafsd his troops at full
gallQp lexaraef, on horse that no
othaEman 02pld ride, ledSshis mounted
troops. Seven thousand horsemen de-
cided the strlSgls at ArBela.
Although saddles were not invented
until the time Of Constantine, and stir
rups were unknown until about 400
years after Christ, you hear the neigh
ing and snorting Of war chargers in the
greatest battles Of the ages. Austerlitz
and Marengo and Solferino were decid-
ed by the cavalry. {, The mounted Cos
sacks REINFORCED the Russian snow
storms in the obIiteration of the French
army. Napoleon said if he had only
had sufficient cavalry at Bautzen and
Lutzen his wars would have trium.
phantly ended. / donot wonder that the.
Duke Of Wellington had his old war
The evening tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 189?-190?, 1897-04-07
TWO OAvlDS AND A KATE.
The Charming Relationship That Existed
Between Ruskin and His Servants.

The Charming Relationship That Existed
Between Ruskin and His Servants.
"I have got two Davids and Kate that
I wouldn't change for anybody clse's serv-
ants In the world, and / believe the only
quarrel they have with me Is that don't
give them enough to do for me. This very
morping ] must stop writing presently to
find the stoutest Of the Davids some busi-
Aess, or he will be miserable all day." So
wrote Ruskin In "Fors Clavigera." The
words did not express merely poetic sen.
timent Of the author; they also represent
e6 phase of his domestic life, as the fol
lowing extract from an English periodical
proves:
Mr.. Ruskin and were dining together.
During the meal, as we were enjoying a
fhubarb tart, happened to say that 1t
was the first had tasted that season and
bow delicious it WAS.
The professor was delighted at my ap-
probation of his rhubarb, and, ringing for
one of the servants, he said, please tell
jackson want him."
This was the gardener--one Of the Da-
vids, suppose. When he came into the
room, his master said, Jackson am
very pleased to tell you that your first
pulling Of rhubarb Is quite q success, and
my friend here, who has had some pie
made of IL, says IL is delicious.
Jackson, with q true gardeners pride,
thanked us both for our appreciation Of
his early rhubarb and left the room.
When we had finished dining, q servant
came in, bringing number Of lighted
candles. The windows being shaded by
the Overhanging trees above, the room was
almost dark even before the sun had gone
down. After placing the candles she was
leaving the room, when she said, "Please,
sir, there is beautiful sunset sky just
now over the old Man."
The professor rose from his chair at once
and said, "Thank you, Kate for telling
us, but before disturbing my friend will
go and SEQ II it is worth looking at"
He left the room and soon returned.
"Yes," he said, sit is worth seeing"
and he led the way up stairs to his own
bedroom.
It was certainly a glorious sight, the
sun sinking behind tho Coniston "Old
Man" mountain and the mist and ripples
on the lake tinged with crimson flush.
We sat in the window recess till the sun
went down behind the mountain. Not a
word was spoken by either of us. was
thinking of the charming relationship and
sympathy manifested between master and
servant and how strange It would seem to
most of us that even such trihing matter
as q gardeners first rhubarb Is not to be
left as matter of course, nor such com.
mon occurrence as beautiful sunset to
be left to pass away unnoticed in this ex.
ceptional household.
The evening tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 189?-190?, 1897-04-07
NEWSFROM UP The VALLEY
CUMBERLAND DEMOCRATS ARE
FIGHTING LIKE TROJANS.
Indications Point to Grind Outing For
Dana, Garyin and Burns--LocaI Notes.

The fight In Cumberl md Is a warm one,
and bids fair to outrival any other contest
il the annals of that fighting town. The
II publican workers are out in force and
W ,rking every political T. ick known to
tn, machine. The Democrats and the ad-
h rents of the Cumberland Municipal
L. ague are not letting any grass grow
u der their feet, but are putting up a
b illiant fight. The Democratic ticket Is
fjrging to the front, and when the ballots
a g counted tonight y will be found that
Dana, Garvin and Burns have received a
decided majority of the votes cast.
In Lincoln the Republicans are having
the election much their own way, as the
Democrats, under the circumstances, are
not putting forth any exertions beyond
trying to get out their full vote. The no
license people are putting up a game fight
and the record of today's fight will show a
surprisingly large vote in favor of no
license. The people are not claiming a
victory, but the increase in their vote will
show that public opinion is crystalizing
that way.
Notes Of the Satiey vi i"ges.
John II. Ragan of Prospect Hill is seri-
ously i'll, and Is threatened with pneu-
monia.
Rev. Floyd Tompkins Of Providence,
will lecture Friday evening on temperance
at Christ Church.
Alforetta Council, No. 4, Degree OF POGO
hontas, met last evening and transacted
routine business.
The meeting of the Lincoln Town Coun-
Gil will be held Thursday afternoon owing
to today being election day.
The trial of Miss. Bridget McCaughey
against the Town of Lincoln, was COM
menced in the High Court at Providence
yesterday.
An enjoyable evening at whist was spent
by the members of the Cumberland Whist
Club last evening at the home OF Miss
Bertha Fales, High street Valley Falls.
The evening tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 189?-190?, 1897-04-07
A PECULIAR FACT.
Thousands of People Have Dyspepsfs in
Its Worst Form and DO Not Know n.

Thousands of People Have Dyspepsks in
Its Worst Form and DO Not Know NJ.
A weak stomach Is the cause of about
nine-tenths OF all disease, yet In most cases
the wrong thing is treated and the true
cause overlooked.
This Is because weak digestion pro-
duces symptoms resembling nearly every
disease because it weakens and distur bs the
action OF every nerve and organ in the
body; poor digestion causes heart trouble,
kidney troubles, lung weakness and espe-
cially nervous breakdown or nervous pros
tration, the nerves cannot stand the wear
and tear unless generously fed by well di-
gested, wholesome food.
Keep the digestion good and no one need
fear the approach of disease.
Mrs. III. M. Lee of Rochester, ". ",
writes: For the sake OF suffering humanity
want to say that from child had very
weak stomach, threw up my food very
often after eating and after few years
nervous dyspepsia resulted and for more
than twenty years 1 have suffered mex
pressibly.
i tried many physicians and advertised
remedies with only temporary relief for
nervous dyspepsia and not until i COM
menced taking Stuarts's Dyspepsia Tablets
last September, six months ago, have J.
been free from suffering caused by the
condition OF my nerves and stomach; in
short, chronic nervous dyspepsia.
have recommended Stuart's Dy5pepsia
Tablets TO many of my friends and now 1
want in public way to say they are the
safest, pleasantest and believe surest cure
for stomach and nerve troubles. i write
my honest opinion and / will gladly
answer any letter of inquiry at any time
and feel that am, in my small way, help
| ing on good cause.
Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets Is not patent
medicine, but they contain only the fruit
salts, digestive acids and peptones neces-
| sary to help the weak stomach to promptly
and thoroughly digest food.
All druggists sell Stuart's Dyspepsia Tab
let's at 90 cents for full sized package and
anyone suffering from nervous dyspepsia,
sour stomach, headaches, acidity, gases,
belching, etc., will find them not only y
| quick relief but a radical cure.
Send to Stuart Company, Marshall,
Mich, for little book describing cause and
cure OF stomach troubles giving symptoms
| and treatment Of the various forms OF IN
digestion.
The evening tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 189?-190?, 1897-04-07
MIX and Germs.

DR.. + A. De Schweinitz. in his lecture
on 1.-THE War With the Microbes, says;
"When milk and cream are first collect.
ed. they are almos. free from germs, Du,
exposed 20 tho AIR they soon become fllled
with these forms OF life, which are perfectly
harmless. II placed under suitable con
citions with regard 20 temperature. they
will multiply very readily and the milk
becomes sour. d1e 10 the formation Of lac
tic held produced from the sugar In the
milk bv one or more OF these germs. II
the germs present happen To be those Civ
inv an ether and ester which have pleas
ant favor and aroma, good butter results
BG: II they give rice 10 the formation Of
cisagrcca,io thic ethers and es,crs or SONS
Amines the butter IL poor and bad
Now. ty isoiat!ng different germ.
found in the milk and cultivating them
separately so as 10 discover their own pecul
Tar product, " Is possible TO always make
butter OF the same sort and flavor by drs,
destroying ,hc other germs present by pas
teurizatioa aud then inoc1iating the cream
with the particular germ desired A mum
Der Of germs have been isolated from milk
which will produce good butter. and an,
one of them Is perhaps ~ good as the 9th
er. the ethereal. produces being slightly DIFF
ferent ard more pala table 20 different In
dividuals OF course q great many germ.
have been found which produce disagree.
able compounds, and u IL not possible 70
tell from their appearance simply which
n desirable plant But 10 H. easy 10 eul.
tivate them In milk and ncse the results
snd select the desirable Plant cell. New
York Herald.
The evening tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 189?-190?, 1897-04-07
ISSUED A CITATION.

samuel Clark, administrators of the n.
Mowry Estate Must -ettie Accounts.
The Probate Court OF this city issued
citation Monday against Samuel Clark,
administrator of the estate of Nathaniel
). Mowry, who died about eight years
ago, ordering him to finish up his duties
as administrator and settle his accounts
with the estate forwith. Some OF the
legatees and creditors of the estate are get
ting tired waiting for settlement and
this was the reason that the court was
asked to issue the citation. Among the
creditors are the Slater National Bank OF
Pawtucket, the estate of William F. Sayles
and several of the Providence banks.
The evening tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 189?-190?, 1897-04-07
Cannon, Y. M. c. A., beat William Maloy
and John Barry, c. ID. s., 9to1.
COURT FLOWER OF DEXTER.

Held Regular Meeting . asst Evening ana
with Full Attendance of M mbers.
Court Flower of Dexter held their regu-
lar meeting last evening and an unusually
large attendance of members were present.
One new member was initiated and two
propositions for mem bership were handed
in. A great many visitors from other
courts were pretent, among whom were
Grand Senior Beadle Louis Hoye and
Brother j. III. Geraghty, Sub Chief Ranger
of Court City of Pawtucket, and number
OF Others who spoke of the good and well
fare of the order. Court Flower of Dexter
has made large gains in membership re-
Gently.
The evening tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 189?-190?, 1897-04-07
A Lucky Mistake.

you've heard of a cripple being beaten
with his own crutch," remarked the man
who has reached that degree Of fortune
which imposes nothing more arduous than
the clipping of coupons and the collection
of rents. Something very like that hap
pened me when I first went to Denver, at
the time things were humming there.
was doing we'll and always have been .
good deal of crank in the matter of dress.
My clothes had to be made at the highest
priced establishment and my footwear at
the fanciest shoemaker's. I had fallen In
love with the daughter Of one Of the
wealthiest citizens, and she reciprocated.
Zone eventful evening called on the
stern father to gain his consent, with the
possibility of a blessing thrown in.
found him smoking on rustic bench In
the shade and saw in his comfort har-
binger Of good tidings. But he was hot
headed, was pertly independent, and the
interview terminated by his kicking me
across about an acre Of lawn to the side
walk.
"I was 40 humiliated that began ar
rangements for leaving town at once.
Among other things, called at the shoe
makers for q pair of fine boots with kid
tops and patent leather trimmings. After
the proprietor had searched for u time he
suddenly showed his glasses up, looked
foolish and said: 'Silverton must have
your boots. He called for his the other
evening when / was busy, and / just
pointed to this corner, where the two pairs
stood together
"Silverton was the man bad honorvd
by asking him to be my fathcr-in-law.
bastened to his residence to have those
boots or another row. The old fellow was
90 nearly tickled to death with having
kicked me of the premises with my own
boot that he looked me up and gave me
his daughter. ''-Detroit Free Press.
The evening tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 189?-190?, 1897-04-07
DUPLICATE WHIST.

Young Mems Catholic Association and
Christian Doctrine soclety's Battle.
Some little time ago a challenge was
issued by the Holy Trinity Christian Doc
trine Society to the Young Mems Catholic
Association to play series OF duplicate
whist matches. The challenge was ac-
cepted and the first game was played last
evening with the following result: The
score was as follows:
Table one--Joseph Grimes and Patrick
Lappin, Y. M. G. A., beat William Grimes
and James Kelley, G. ID. g., 8 to3.
Table two-Thomas Donavan and Will
liam Carney, Y. M. G. A., beat Henry Riley
and Patrick Loughney, c. ID. g., II to1.
Table three--Edward Carney and p. Foo
garty, G. ID. g., beat Thomas b. Farrell and
Joseph Farrell, 7to4.
Table four-Johp Welsh and Patrick
The evening tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 189?-190?, 1897-04-07
ACCIDENT AT WOOLEN MILL.

An Employe of the Farwell Worsted Mill
Met With an Accident.
Yesterday afternoon an employe Of the
Farwell Worsted Mill met with a serious
accident and was carried to his home in
Providence. The man was at work in the
weaving room and was overcome by the
heat, causing him to faint away. He fell
on one of the machines cutting his head
quite severely. DR.. Howe was called and
performed the necessary surgical duties,
after which the injured man was taken to
his home in Providence.
The evening tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 189?-190?, 1897-04-07
THE TIN BRIDGE

Is Now Open to Public Travel on Both
Sides ofthe Track
The Tin Bridge, 80 called on the Main
line of the Consolidated road, is now open
to traffic, after work which has extended
over a period of several months, and dur
ing which time trains have run on only
one side at time. One side OF the struc-
ture was first removed and the new placed
in position, after which trains were run
on that side and the same was done on the
other. Both tracks are now In use. Trains
have been ordered to crosss the bridge for
the present at q speed not to exceed If
teen miles an hour.
Notes About the City.
The no. license rally at LIMERICK last
evening was well attended.
Miss Carrie Wheeler Of New Bedford is
visiting Miss Carrie Wood OF Hawes street.
The regular meeting of the Central Falls
Veteran Firemen ns called for this even
ing.
The many friends of Bert Daniels OF
Summit street, will be pleased to hear that
he is convalesing.
The case of Peter German, Jr., was
called In the Supreme Court yesterday but
was postponed until Thursday.
Queen Esther Chapter, o. E. s., held q
regular meeting last evening. Nothing
out of the ordinary business WAS trans
acted.
Lady Lincoln Lodge, Daughters OF st.
George, met In regular meeting last night.
One proposition for membership was re-
ceived.
President Bert Patt will entertain the
members of the Dawson Cycle Club at his
home Friday night, the occasion being his
birthday.
Mrs. George Hargraves, daughter of
Mrs. Lydia Briden, died this morning,
leaving five small children, the Oldest OF
whom is years.
The rally In the Fifth Ward last evening
demonstrated that the thinking citizens
of the city are going to take an active part
in today's election.
There will be mourning emblems hung
upon the doors of the Lincoln Republican
Club tonight, and Mr.. Dennis can bid .
long farewell to his greatness.
Mr.. and Mrs. Sidebottom are happy to-
day, y,and are receiving the congratulations
of their friends on account of the advent
of bright young son in the family circle.
A horse belonging to the Frost Box
Company, to which was attached a
wagon loaded with boxes, ran away on
Broad street yesterday afternoon. The
horse ran down Broad to High when the
contents of the team was deposited upon
the ground. No damage of any account
was done.