The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-09-09


takes certain step and he will not be
very likely to take it, and 1t is in q
spirit OF the purest philanthropy that
sketches are given of few prescribed
men and women who are sure to be
miserable IL they get married in their
present conditions, The drawing Ia
done with very few strokes, but each
portrait viii be easily recognized.
"omIeW who shonid A"t Harry.
The woman who proudly declares
that she cannot even hem a pocket
handkerchief never made up bed In
her life, and adds with shipper that
she has been in society ever since she
was fifteen"
The woman who would rather nurse
pug dog than a baby,
The woman who thinks she can get
$1,000 worth of style out OF a one-thou-
sand dollar salary,
The woman who wants to TefurnIsh
her house every spring,
The woman who buys for the mere
pleasure OF buying.
The woman who does not know how
many cents, halves, quarters, dimes and
nickels there are in dollar.
The woman who thinks that men are
angels and demigods.
The woman who would die rather
than wear n bonnet two seasons old.
The woman who thinks that the cook
and the nurse can keep house.
The woman who reads cheap novels
and dreams Of being duchess or a
countess.
The woman who thinks 1t is cheaper
to buy bread than to make II.
The woman who marries in order to
have somebody to pay her bills
Tho woman Nvhn aypartq n IacInru tIn,,
of love three times day,
The woman who expects to have "a
good easy time"
The woman who cares more for the
style of her winter cloak than she cares
for the health and comfort of her chill
dren.
The woman who stays at home only
when she cannot find place to visit.
The woman who thinks embroidered
centre pieces and "doylies" are more
necessary that sheets, plllowcases and
blankets.
The woman who buys brlc-a-brac for
the parlor and borrows kitchen utensils
from her neighbors.
The woman whose cleanliness and
order extend no further than the front
hall and the drawing room.
The woman who wants things Just
because "ather women" have them.
The woman who thinks she Is an or
nament to her sex II she wins a pro-
gressive euchre prize.
Men who shonlh Not Marry.
On the masculine side, 1t is the man
who talks about supporting" wife
when she Is working fourteen hours a
day, including Sundays.
The man who thinks II Is "al nom
sense" for a woman to want ten-cent
bunch of pahsies or violets when she
hasn't seen flower for FIVE months.
The man who thinks a woman's bon
net ought to cost about seventy-tlve
cents.
The man who thinks his wife exist,
for the comfort and convenience of his
mother and sisters.
The man who provides himself with
a family and trusts providence to pro-
vide the family with home and some
thing to eat.
The man who thinks that women are
angels.
The man who thinks that nobody but
an angel Is good enough to be his wife.
The man who thinks woman ought
to be her own milliner, dressmaker,
seamstress, cook, housemaid and nurse.
The man who can't remember his
wife's birthday.
The man who thinks n woman is
"hxed for the season" IL she has one
new gown.
The man who thinks woman ought
to give up thousand dollar salary
and work in his kitchen for her board
and n few clothes, and be glad Of the
chance.
The man who thinks a five-year-old
worsted street gown is the proper sort
OF toilet FOR dinner party or recep-
ton.
The man who labors under the delu-
sion that his wlfe's money belongs to
him.
The man who says Love me, love
my dog"
The man who thinks n parlor carpet
ought TO last fifteen years.
The man who has t75 worth of fishing
tackle and can't afford new set OF
curtains for the dining room.
The man who always leaves his wife
at home when he takes his summer va
cation.
The mau who doesn't know what on
earth n woman wants with money when
she has bill at the dry goods store.
The man who thinks Il sick wife would
feel better II she would gust get up and
stir around"
He nun WHO lOIEtlb MS HlHUlltTH UE
soon as he crosses his own threshold.
The man who thinks he can keep house
better than his wife does
The man who thinks there is mo place
like home"-for grumblnE and growl.
ing.
The man who quotes the Apostle Paul
on the Woman Question" and who
firmly believes that the mantle OF the
apostle has fallen on him.
lf the man who considers n bunch Of
flowers useless extravaganza will con-
trive TO marry a woman who does not
care for flowers, thcrc viii be no marital
trouble on that score. II the man who
objects 10 paying mllllnCrs' bills viii TO-
lect woman who knows how to nuke
her hats, they may live In peace all their
lives, and 10 on through the whole list
But nm owl genius seems To preside
ovcr the mnrrlaRe lottery, and the
chances nre the sensitive beauty loving
woman falls prey TO the coarse un.
aesthetic man, and Inevitably that mar
rlngc becomes sooner or later failure
The intellectual woman IN thrown into
the hands OF the man who In marrying
Just to get a maid Of all work, and d.
Vorcc az separation becomes moro thnn
"A remote possibility.
Conversely the frivolous Roclnty wo,
man makes n Victim NJ the cArnogl
homc-lovlng mani the Hloyenly, cnrcleag
woman who cannot keen houRc mnh.
ages 10 attract man who lovon clonh.
llnese, beauty nnd order IN all thlnrg
nnh happinpHn IN never found nj ibni
hcnrthatonc All this misery could ong.
lly be avoided
How long hnvo you known your bus.
bhndY said one Wonnn IN nnpihor