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work for us in their own homes In spare
Time, DAY or evening We pay $40 to SIS
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The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1897-02-03
Il UFCL LIARS.

remarkable among the newspaper
fakes or the day is the story that a
somewhat noted singer, Miss Ellen
Beach Iaw. while entertaining an
audience at Bingham ton, n. Y, "in
reaching the high notes for which her
voice is famous, burst the jugular vein
in her throat and bled to death on
the stage before her hearers" The
fact was that Miss Yaw had been in
BlnghamtOn for six months, and the
whole thing was u fabrication. Yet
it was telegraphed East and West
with conspicuous head lines, doubt
less helped keep up the reputation Of
certain journals for "enterDrise." The
fake makers have seemingly dis
covered that journals like the New
York Journal. World and Herald, and
their imitatorS in the West, will pay
readily for any good sensational yarn,
regardless Of its truth; and so the
fake llourishetl even as flourisheth We
green bay tree.-EX.
Thirty years ago there was dis
position to believe Whatever the daily
press uttered; but since Plutocracy
has grown to its full proportions the
people discredit the press utterly.
There is 10 Wheclock. He lied the
state into bankruptcy: then he lied
himself into pauperisn; and now they
propose to ship him to Nicaragua to
get clear Of him. He won't lie there
three months until he will unsettlc
the 1sthmus of Darlen; and in three
months more he will lie it into the
Pacific Ocean. The only thing that
will ever match 10 will be the Yellow
Fever That tells the truth. There
is no prevarication there. When 10
feels its pangs in his belly, he will
give up,-with one dying appeal to
the Father Of Lies, to let him live and
lie little longer.
The incident given above, about
Miss Beach Iaw, reminds US of a
speech We had lust delivered, in that
city; and then proceeded to black
guard us tiercely for it; when the
truth was we had not been in Duluth
for year. .
Il you see anything in the gold-bug
press you may set it down for a lie:
and if it is against the Popul.sts you
may swear it an Internal lie,
Mew. You can believe anything YOU
see in THE REPRESENTATIVE.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1897-02-03
DISGRENTLED.

There is an Individual living at
Garden City, Mimi, by the euphonious
name Of Garrett Murphy. He is in
the habit OF writing us insolent and
ignorant letters, in which, with bad
photography, bad /. grammar, bad
Rhetoric and worse manners, he reads
us lectures as to how we. should con-
duct this paper His wrath has at
last eliminated in a demand to stop
the single copy OF THE REPRESENTA-
TIVE which he has been taking.
There was visible shudder of the
earth and a rocking OF the planets in
their spheres, as this dreadful sum
mons was Numbered through space.
Our whole office fell on its face and
tainted; and our Bus mess Manager
as soon as he RECEIVERS from the shock,
will take the next train for Garden
City, to bescech the IRENE ndous Gar
ret to renew his suUscril ton and save
the life of this unfortunate paper
Our offence is,-he tells us,-that
we are not sufficiently ''conserrotire .
We should, he thinks, initiate S. NJ.
Owen: who has been trying for years
to conserve" away all the distinctive
principles, Of our party and reduce it,
by eliminating greenbacks, and free
silver, and the Initiative and Refer
endum, Into '..the People DEMO
CRATIC party"
CARROTS upper story is empty; OF
filled with lot CT antiquated rub
Dish, diSjointed ideas, broken backed
opinions and mothcatcn remnants OF
played-out pref udices.
conservative. A wrong has nc
rights but death and burial. "CGnser-
vative." Ii God has killed the devil,
instead of ''conserving" him in Sheol,
Eve would never have eaten the ap.
pie; the fools would al have been sen.
sibe men, and Garrett Murphy would
never have been born.
Retire into yourself, Carrot; buy a
spelling book and mediate on how tc
run Reform newspaper. AS Crom-
we'll once said: MAY God enlighten
thee, Thou art great fOOl'
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THE PARCEL POST.

The French farmer can send his
prou uce ny mail in packages weighing
seven pounds or less to any part OF
THAT country for II cents. while in
Germany the rate is only cents for
packages under III pounds and cent
for every additional pound. English
farmers are urging their pest office de-
partment to enlarge the parcel post,
and reduce rates so that they can
mail their stuff direct to the con-
Sumer. The farmers also demand the
in trOduction OF the cash on delivery
system, just as good are now shipped
by express in this country. to be paid
for on receipt. The English railway
have made handsome success Of
their plan, introduced last year. OF col
lecting small packages of produce at
each station and delivering direct to
the store or consumer, collecting the
money and remitting it to the farmer,
all for moderate charge. All three
OF these reforms are much needed in
the United States, and we have no
doubt will be secured in time,-Farm
and Home.
We come to some such system in
time.
1t is curious that the Europen gov
ernments are pioneers in progress
while the great Republic halts in the
rear, with his arm in sling and its
eye in lowell.
When we can get past the bigotries,
which have been SO diligently drilled
into Us by the p utocratic papers, we
will realize that government is simply
a machine to make The country pros
porous and happy; and no man has a
right 10 insert himself between the
people and their government and rob
10th, under any prctence whatever.
The people are slow to learn, but
when they get Il new idea they stick
TO it, and are dreadfuily in earnest,
and will stop at nothing.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1897-02-03
IMPORTANT.

We would ask the attention Of our
readers to the letter in another col
umn. from the Secretary of the State
turner's Alliance. in reference to the
farmers securing mills to turn their
grain into flour,for exchange with the
workingmen of the cities. This is a
valuable suggestion. We hope the
farmers will take hold of this work
If any contract is made with mill it
should be in writing, earefaily ORA wn;
and for two, three OR five years; for
the moment the Combine find out
what is going on, it will buy up the
mills and the farmers will be on their
beam-endS. In southeastern Mime
sofa the farmers could probably build
end own their own mills. =
We cannot help but think that this
project of exchanging the products OF
city labor for farm labor, is a great
and practical one. 1t may open the
door for the toiling masses to escape
from their present mise rieS.
LIT the farmers get together and
talk it over act
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1897-02-03
HARD TO TELL.

Scan you tell me if this law is con
stitutional?"
THAT depends upon how hard uE
the judge happens to be. '-Iwentict til
Century.
Steps should he taken at once tc
send to heaven for lot Of angels tc
act as judges here on earth. When
the average man is a scamp; and we
have to select our judges from aver.
age men, the result is you are very
likely to get chap that will decide
with his outStretched palm behind
him. In the old time they painted
Justice with bandage over her eyes.
This was so that she could Mt see who
handed her the bride. But the
ancient dame now slips one corner OF
the bandagc down and winks at the
fellow with the pocket book.
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Dor, when he is at once transformed
into an infAnSa Cnhda mite

Dor, when he is at once transformed
into an intense Cobdenite.
We know Mr.. Yomans. He is a very
honest, able man, and comes Of a
family greatly distinguished for
ability:-his brother, Prof. Youmans,
being for years the editor, Of the
greatest scientific magazine ia this
Countrywide Popular Science
Monthly published by Appleton &
Co., New York.
How is it going to help the farmers
of Minnesota to pay 81 thousand
more for the lumber for their houses.
barns and other improvements? How
is it going to improve the conditions
of the people of Minnesota and Wis
consin to take over soren millions and q
half OF dollars, EACH YEAR, and put it
into the pockets OF few lum bermen?
And yet this is what the fools voted
for on Nov. 3d.. And this is what
they. are going to get!.!
Is there no way to stop the propa-
CATION Of fools?
That is the great question upon
which the prese ryation of liberty and
civilization depends. We dehorn our
cattle. Why should we not devitalize
our idiots?
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1897-02-03
THE WAVE OF PROSPERITY.

Attention, dear readers. AS many
OF the good people are honestly await
ing the arrival OF that wave of pros
perity which was promised last fall,
we deem it a kindness to the suffering
producers and duty to ourselves to
try to instruct them where to look for
the much needed relief. The Labor
Exchange is d new organization OF the
laboring people which is growing very
rapidly and doing an immense amount
of good in many localities already. We
would like TO have YOU investigate its
methods and help yourselves out Of
this wage slavery. Anyone who wishes
to be informed will receive some ex-
planatory circulars by making appli-
cation to the General Organizer,
Olathe, Kansas.
Every publisher who is interes ted in
the elevation OF society should give
this statement several insertions and
learn the facts for the benefit it would
be to his readers and himself There
is nothing that will pay so grand as
the study Of this system.-E. L. Ernst.
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MORAL ROYI,ENNESS.
WEALTH AND DEBAUCHERY INCREASE
SIDE BY SIDE.

uAOAtI1I< ItOl Il Il ~ ~ Il 90.
WEALTH AND DEBAUCHERY INCREASE
SIDE BY SIDE.
The New York Voice (Prohibition-
ist) has this to say in recent issue:
The trialeof Captain Chapman, Of
the police force, OF this city, is one Of
the few cases OF trial Of police cap
tain in which the Sympa thy Of the
whole decent part of the community
will be enlisted on the side of the
| captain. On the night of Dec 49,,
he raided fashionable restaurant
in this city In which young blood"
Herbert b. Seelcy, a grandson Of z. T.
Barnum, was giving 'stag party" in
his brothers hOnor-Heaven save the
mark!-on the eve of the latter's mar
riage. There were present about 40
other "bloodS," married and unmar-
ried, some Of whose names are we'll
known in commercial circles, and to
crafty their arts tocratic tastes no
toriouS dance-house singer had been
hired to make an exhibition Of her.
self in manner so indecent that not
even one daily paper in this city,
though all have made sensation OF
the event, has been able to describe
w. OlIOC SdDOdlu Via plll LII XIV WluO
Of what was going on and made a
raid. The "bloods'' were indignant
over his audacity and insolence, as
was also the Enlightened" restaura-
teur. They made great ado over the
invasion of their privacy, and COM
planned to the chief of police. The
captain demanded trial. and tho
there were evidences that the
''blOOds' were more than ready to
drop the matter, after doing little
strutting and loud talking, the case
will go forward, and it is reported
that all present have been subLpnaed
as witnesses. These "private" enter
tainments have become not infre-
| quent among a certain class Of society
ment, and Captain Chapman has the
thanks Of all lovers of decency. When
| young man can take this method Of
| celebrating his entrance into the holy
| relations Of wedlock, God have mercy
| on the wife that he has secured! 1t
is about the time of year, by the way,
when the nasty Frenc ball is to come
around again, that is responsible for
SO much Of the debauchery Of this
sort. Wonder il j. Pierpont Morgan,
fellow directors in the Madison
Square Garden, will again place that
building at the disposal of this dire
putable affair?
This was the occasion when a
French singer so wrought upon the
passions of her drunken audience,
that, at the close of her song, the re
was rush for her; and her business
manager had all he could do to rescue
her from their hands
And every one of these creatures is a
bowler for ''sound money" and a
mocker Of the great, honest West and
South. A breed OF p.underers,s STEPPED
to the lips in licentiousness, whose
whole aim in life is the qualification
Of the basest and most unworthy in
stincts.
God help the nation that has fallen
| under the dominat ion Of these sensual
and senseless brutes. No wonder mil
lions are hungry while these creatures
riot in useless abundance.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1897-02-03
YER Y IMPORTANT.

THE ALLtACEs REORGANIZING.
Read the address of President Long
and Secretary IIaniey, in another col
umn, calling on the members Of the
local Alliances to meet in their re-
spective localities on Feb. %, and
make q ne,c start
Don't let this appeal be unheeded.
We cannot fight our plundcrers with
out organization. Show the world
that the farmers OF Minnesota have
not lost their capacity of resistance to
robbery and oppression.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1897-02-03

mainly by the lower prices of the
white metal.-Exchange
Indeed. And will it be believed
that the people of the United States
have just voted to cut the price of
that silver in half; and administer the
same treatment to the wheat, cotton,
cattle, etc.
Oh we are set Of daisies! The most
intelligent people that ever God, etc.
etc. The very jackasses look at us re-
prOaChfully.
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price, without any access to the minis

price, without any access to the minis
to create demand for it.
2. To lock it DIP and prevent it cir
culating among the people, because
the bankers can make no money out
of it as long as it so circulates.
3. To issue bank notes-notes.
notes, nothing but notes,-on which
the people will will pay interes to the
buakers, until judgment day dawns;
and thus the mass Of the people will
be continually plundered to enrich a
few men, who will toll not neither
will they spin, add yet they will be ar
rayed in glory greater than that of
Solomon.
This is the sum total of all these
knave ries; and this is the end and
aim of all the Republican politics.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1897-02-03
An EXCUSE.

Mr.. Donnclly has been very busy
including the discussion on the pro-
posed eyeland-Oiney treaty, the in
vestigation OF the Iron Mountain
Robbery Of the state to the tune CT
twenty millions Of dollars, ETC., etc;
and has not been able to write much
editorial for this issue. In lieu there
Of VIC copy from the Penny Press its
report Of his speech or Thursday last.
Our readers Will find it interesting.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1897-02-03
POSTAL SAVINGS BANKS.

Within fifteen days twenty-nine
banks closed their doors to the people.
This involved over 81, 100000. Does
this prove to the depositors that our
banking system lis the best on
earth"-or does it prove to the people
"By the eternal the banking system
must CO." and be supplantcd by gov
crnment banks. Ii the people can
stand the loss at the rate they are 60
ing it will not take many years to get
rid Of them.-Nonconform
What we want is postal savings
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1897-02-03

1t will surprise some people to learn
that the exports of silver from the
United States during the year 1896
were larger in value than the exports
of wheat. While we exported f5S,611.-
O3O worth OF wheat, and $42, S36, l26
worth of corn, we exported 500, U29, 1876
worth Of silver. This total is nearly
xlO, OO0, $50 larger than the exports for
1895. $16, COZ, 900 larger than for 1894,
1886. 600, 900 larger than for 1891, and
more than five times larger than the
cxnorts for 1880. The increase in ex-
ports appears to have been caused
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1897-02-03

banks. In one year the government
would have enough money on hand to
pay off the national debt, and then it
would owe its own people instead Of
the RothSchilds.
When the Peoples Party carry the
nation we will have that great BOOM
and not till then.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1897-02-03

Ignatius Donnelly's REPRESENTA-
TIVE of Minneapolis, Minnesota, is in
imitable. We couldn't keep house
without it. Donnelly's great heart
and magnificent brain warm every
line of the printed page that voices
his thought. Cal.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1897-02-03
INDISP

''What We need" observed the mag
nate. lis confidence"
Whereupon lie closed the doors of
his national bank.-Ex
Before he closed the doors the peo-
pie had the confidence and Mckinley
people have nothing but the buttons.
And after next July they won't have
even the buttons. The very ''toots'
will be picked out Of trumpets.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1897-02-03
Read our advertising columns. 1t
will pay YOU

There will be meeting Of the Econ
omic League at Archibald's College,
on Fifth street, between Nicollet and
Hennepin. att o'clock Thursday even
ing, Feb. 4. The following speakers
are on the programmes: Prof. Il. J .
Cation, RETIREMENT Of the Green
backs;' Prof. w. r. Dobbyn, Capital
Punishment" Rev. d. n Beach,
County OPTION John Day Smith,
Wolcott's Mission to Europe" Adj
mission free. Everybody invited.
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SPECIAL NOTICE.

No person has any right to incur or
create any obligation, binding on THE
Representative" Publishing Company. or
make any contract in it's name, unless the
same is specifically assented to and APP
proved Of in writing, by the President
OF the said Representative" Publishing
Company. IGNATIUS DONNELLY.
President.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1897-02-03
ENPL1 Major Y :.

The mass Of our correspondence is
SO great that this week we relinquish
large part of our first page to it.
But the readers will not regret the
will interest the people.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1897-02-03

In writing to advertisers in this
paper our patrons will confer n favor
by saying that they saw the adver.
tisenent In the Representative.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1897-02-03
CENNINGLI CONTRIJED.

We find the following in the papers:
Cincinnati, O., Jan. 25.-The follow
ing correspondence is published by
the TimeS-Star tonight:
Hon. John S. Sherman. Washington,
d. C.-Dear Sir: | am gralitied to see
the report that you do not favor the
retirement OF the greenbacks. | am
in favor OF the government using one
hundred millions now retired and
held that they may be reissued accord
ing to the government receipts and
deficiencies and paid out when needed
and retired when receipts Of revenue
are sufficient. One dollar per barrel
on beer would increase the revenue,
and thus save the government from
issuing more bonds. Your obedienJ
servant, Joseph F. Larkin.
2. ST would amend the national
banking laws 50 as to allow new
banks, authorized by the deposit OF
silver bullion, at say 80 per cent Of it's
gold value, deposited with the mint,
and the certificates therefor pledged
to secure circulation and allow the
cd banks to retire their bonds and
put in bullion ON same rate and terms
and make the circulation notes free
FROM taxes, state or municipal. Then
our nation will soon become the mon
ey lending nation of the world. where
as. now we have to pay as much taxes
as England lends money for, and the
borrowers pay the taxes, but the state
does not get the revenue as you we'll
know
To this Senator Sherman made re-
ply: .@w *
U. S. Senate Chamber, Washington,
Ian o. Mir InSn nNaI, T,arkin. Norr
note Of the 18Th is received. | agree
with you in your opinion as to prop
CIR financial policy, and will SO far as
can, seek to garry it out.
A-Johu Sherman
This is no doubta<Ine of the plans of
the new administration, carefully
thought out and prede te rmined, and
then brought forth as an accidental
postscript to an unconsidered letter.
The schemelmeans:
l. To keep down the value Of silver
bullion by bultw Syup at the market
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1897-02-03

An Iowa school examination in
physiology elected the following re-
markable pieces Of inrurmation:-
THE human body is divided into
three PARASITIC head, the chist and
the stummick. The head contains
the eyes and brain, il any. The chist
contains the lungs and piece OF the
liver. The stummick is devoted to
the bowels, or which there is five, d, t,
j, o, u, and sometimes W and "
There you have the making If a fu.
ture single-standard Republican or
Democrat. He will be at home carry
ing torch and blowing tin horn
and hurrahing for the Gold bugs, who
have probably forecloscd the mort
gage on the old mans house, and
turned the family into the street. In
tellect will always tell.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1897-02-03
THE STRUCK iii RI

This is one of the greatest pieces of
raScallty known to our laws. 1t
should De at once abolished.
Trial by jury is one Of our sacred in
heritances from the ancient days of
liberty, when there were not so many
millionaireS, but more men. The dis
putantS had the whole county to
choose from. Now the r.ch corpora
ton hands the sheriff 500, and Il list
of names. He returns the names; and
no matter who or how many you
strike off the rest are all tools OF the
corporation. 1t is like Bob Schilliny's
coon trap:-"it catches you coming
and it catches you going" They have
got the dead wood" on you either
way. And the devil grins and justice
gets red in the face for shame.