The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1897-06-27
husband has given in and /. heartbrokon at hav.

hNhN ONC n iuophuu iNNi w lbNh = ANSW thNs
tho day before yesterday afternoon was out
shopping and ! had just one glass OF ice-creain
soda before going home and SO j couldn't eat n
morsol OF dinner, and my husband was Worrying
aboul me al. tho evening ami all the next day
appetite: nm I didn't dare toll him tho truth
You must never think Of telling the truth In
such eases said the young WHO. nIhe men
things"
The Matron Ito the strangcr)-Aro you enjoy
ing the lecturci
The Stranger yeornlnglyt-oh, yes, exceed
ingly, thanks.
subtle processes of nature. no cannot DO con.
tented with the ordinary toys OF mon; he can
cause he sunlight 70 breed am proRagahg Pre- I,
burns; he tan cause the glowing, supernatural
soul to Work amidst the see,is OF gold sn ID cha
reached In the ~lccturei don't seem TO catch
the connection.
But continued tho young wife, the funny
part OF 1t Is that you should already have begun
to dccciye your husband"
But l hnven'll' cried the bride.
what has sho donor asked the matron.
tpFFp nn from the s WorIfa muaio 40 long a, tho
strings cling tight for the airs of Imagination TO
The Stranger Experimentation! dear!
"Of course" IrococdcT the young wife. ut
isn't Tho worst kind q deception yet; but at any
DO You re lily think sol' asked the bride,
Undoubtedly y, replied the matron;, And
the worst Of !, e that you can never toll where
In so sorry, " sail the bride.
There, was Mrs, DlanN,' said the young wife.
Well, do you know how 1t NeRani"
"0h, she's horrid." answered the bride.
wiie vent on. "shc met one, Of her old beauI
one day while she was out walking, ,.
with a pout. There ought to 10 some WY OF
suppr. ssing ones old beaux after one mnrr,es.
Why hhyer't they romance enough about them
that one touldht meet them T.
1T WAS JUS, I'm a%eeidsnis and she couldn't S"In b,t
turning and walking along with her.
They haven't any sense
And then they met her husband
she must have folt like sinking into the
She did. She was so confused that she
And l ,upposo her husband found it out =
NO; but what WAS worse. sac felt herself
OBLIGED 10 account for her Acquaintance with
him in some way. and so on the spur of tho mo
troll. ey car ana hnvinS the old eau PICK her up"
".Ani her husband Iidn believe II .a,r
or two after that he met her walking with an
And she had to make herself fall out of an
mo, because he thought her husband recoE-
niz q him. So she iold the truth
That made the trouble. He wasn't n bit
angry. In fact, he took it so nicely that she was
encouraged 10 tell him the truth about the first
OH
And. do you know, that made him dreadfully
mad. He said he couldn't understand n thing
aiout these trolley accidents and old be" uX. and
that she hau too many Old beaux, anyway. be-
fore she WIS married. and so he was going to
have Jun with his old sweethearts; and SO he's
been carrying on ever since -.
hat can one do about ones old beaux =
asked the bride. appeallnEly.
Don't confess anything, advised
tho Young wltc.
Never under any circumstances" declared
Ill e is so complex" sighed the bride. BE.
fore marriage all one, had 10 do was 10 make
ea,h man believe that he was the preferred one;
and that was such an e,'sy thing TO do. IL,
"wh.t is the best way TO correct a husband who
stays GU. @: carries on
"Oh, do" exclaimed the bride.
"Mh n.y." replied the matron. "if you've got
the nerve. the best way 10 undoubtedly 10 stay
out the next night yourself. Get somebody 10
house. md don't go home till midnight. But
its very powerful medicine, and you can't
"IFroili never dare do that, said the bride
Inc Lecturer-Su,h a soul has heard the
the princes of the powers OF the air the hymn:
ch9nied forever by the Pantheon and the
iii, Dri6e-oh. dear. What has she been say
ing boat Sordei.oi Can you explain 1t to mt
Ito he stranger
Then te:! me. too" said the young wife. "de
you think there's Ieally any usein paying stten
ton 10 your husband s relatives
The greatest use in the world replied The
matron. Especially around Christmas tim,
nnd \ fridays. You must never neglect 10 buy
thtm presents unGer any clrcunist9 noes. Sou
can buy things good enough for them for 81
cents and then you can show them TO our bus
band and ask HIM II he doesn't think them tLeal
at - or $40 or anything you choose 10 say. Mel
don't know anything, about the prices o. sucl
pleased with your attentions 10 his family tina
the !eas; he can do IS 10 pay Tor the things him
SIDES. 50 You are pretty sure r, to be in more thai
the Old things cost. Yes. every wife %ccrtainl,
ou%ht to he attentive 10 her husband s relations.
but they'll know ho" much you paid Tor tn
presents, il no doesn't" objected he young wife
" hat il they 40! re.oin.d the matron.. Il
you manage properly they won't dare speak o
It. SIND a note with the present saying that /
ism so much the v lue or The object as 1t is tina
II Is cent aS a token OF love and all that sort O
But" o05ectcl the bride in turn. ever sine
I've been m; rrie'; I've been liking pride in TIL
ing my husband how chez y / buy things. and h
thinks its SO cunning OF me 10 get barIains; 5
wg.,dn,L !ikS 70 put up the griYes now"
instant; ~ rosiiiyei$$ insanity: How DO 70
gil in this way il you don't train your husban
properly from h" sthrti Always put the pric
up. inever down. should bo your motto if yo
b be ,s4ys it's SO cunning of me-" mul
mur.d the brile.
"Ol course he says that replied the matror
, Men are such doceivcrs that they are capabl
} o. saying any hing. But DON'T you believe him.
/ the sound OF n piano ="
And l don't SIC the lecturer any more!
exclaimed tie bride.
The lecture can't be overt" declared tn
m"iron.
The President thustling over to the group q
/ thu music censo0l-Weil, ladies. ] hope you hay
!, en- OAed the lecture.
:, The Mntron, the Young Wife. and the Bird
lin horusl-Oh, so much.
r The President DO The strangerl-And We nj
5 especially glad 10 have had you with rs to-Ga,
tccause you are so wrapped mp in BrOwninI
. and every one is saying that TIL lecture was e.
r trnordinHrily lucid. interesting, and instructiv
l Tie Stranger cooking rCprouCh uliy at Il
, mairOn. the young wife, and the bride. an
hc"Ving Il > Oh o. Gisappointmentl-Thank 80,
' you arc SO kind!
Changed Her Nam. Three Times In Invent.
. TIur Hours.
From the Chattanooga Ne,rs.
! Ono Of the most varied and rapid mutations
cognOuICn is charReaEic TO Il Marshall count
(, woman, who yer, OrIned the feat three tim,
within twenty. our hours. As Addie Is. Hicl
. / chr .EA..I rad 81 tNflrnA Innr. har - Il