The weekly intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1891-1901, 1897-04-03

Bulk garden seeds fresh. Just received.
Trigg & Eaton. 3-13t4
Mrs. H. Rasch will save you money on
| your new bonnet. 3-27t2
For SALE-One full biooded jersey COW.
Call at this office for information. 1-27tf
Bargains in wall paper at 9O5 Main
street. House-cleaning time has come.
Call on the Mars Art Co. 4-3-2t
Read the notice Free Course by Mail"
1t was sent in by the American Business
College, of Omaha, Nebraska. 3-27t2
When in doubt take "Foraker's Elec-
tricity Pills." They have no objection
able features. All druggists sell them. tt
Last Sunday was a fine day. and a great
many people took advantage of the oppor-
tunity to get out and stroll or ride about
the city.
The transfer company keeps a call book
at the Mammoth livery stable. and one at
the Grand Central hotel. Leave orders at
these places. 10-27-tf
The American Business College, Omaha,
Neb., has a notice in the local columns of
this paper Offering a complete business
course by mail. free of tuition, for adver-
Using purposes. Did you read il? 3-27t2
"Foraker's Electricity Pills" cure bill
liousness, indigestion, disordered kidneys
and kindred troubles. They aid nature.
They build up. No weakening and debil-
itatuary effects. All druggists sell them.
A man tried to swindle the people of
HigginsviIle last week by representing
himself to be the advance agent OF a
circus, which he said was soon to give an
exhibition at that place. He was arrested
and locked up.
Geo. w. Ritter, n prosperous business
man of Higginsville who went to st.
Louis some time ago for treatment for
injuries received years ago, is reported to
be doing nicely and his friends hope to
soon hear of his entire recovery.
Mr.. Waller C. Marrs now has a position
with b. HONG, dealer in groceries, fruit
and confectionery. Walter is not only an
energetic, polite and accommodating
young man, but also one of the best
statesmen in the city. He invites his
many friends to call and see him at his
present location.
We notice that some of the daily papers
have been making come calculation as to
the relative siren 9Th of the American and
Spanish navies. We forget just the
number of fighting vessels owned by
Spain is, but can make a good guess as to
how many she will have left il she ever
comes to blows with Uncle Sam.
A couple OF smooth swindlers "did" the
town of Warsaw to the tune Of several
hundred dollars, several weeks ago, on a
pretense OF running a photograph gallery.
They collected money for their work in
advance and then skipped the town. In
about two weeks the people began to
awaken to the fact that they had been
victimized and have been making siren
uous efforts to locate them.
The business course we advertise free of
tuition is in every way the same as our
regular $25 course and is thorough and
practical in every respect. The American
Business College, Omaha. Neb. 3 27.2
An eastern editor says that a man in
New York got himself into trouble mar !
rying two wives. A western editor replies
tnat a good many nave lone the same
thing by marrying one. A northern edi-
tor says that quite a number of his
acquaintance found trouble through
barely promising to marry ana not going
any farther. A southern editor says that
a friend of his was bothered enough when
he was simply found in company with
another mans wife.
HigginsvllIe seems to have been receiv-
ing more than what should have been
her allotted share of attention from swim
oilers in the past week. Last week a '
couple OF men started a feather renovator
In operation at that place and having
secured a lot of fine feathers from Mrs. O.
v. Thornton shipped them to Kansas
her a lot OF chicken feathers. One OF the
men was promptly taken In charge and
brought to thisc city and locked up in Jail
but they were unable to locate the other
one.
Snow, b%rethern," said Sam Jones re.
Gently, ':comes that ubiquitous, inevitable
collection. 1t must be taken up for some '
of you fellows seem to prefer to give In
u%nbroken doses. You seem to be dealing
in homeopathy instead OF allopathy.
Some OF you fellows give a penny and
nave your whole family sitting by you, !
you old hound. Some of you 'possum-
cared rascals pay a quarter at the theater
to go into the peanut gallery aud won't
give a nickle to this cause. II you havn't
got any money give us 9 lock of your hair.
If you are bald-hssded spit ia tue hat"