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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1897-05-25
Teuer.
Camille. 81. 10. Mai.

" OH't IO' --KWE'
Sin lebte Naht 9e9en II llbr bur6
granoltiItung entltanoenes Jeuer in
6alrmount lc9te Sluei bafiteincrne 2a=
cenlotale unO oas Spernbaus in gli0e.
Der Serluit ses s. W. WcGube, Der
elnen Saoen i'm Sperubauie bate. be-
trdQt $l2, 900. Or. %. G. gtalb,
SellBer elmer 9lpOtbete, lhdBt Ieinen
Werlult auf 1000. POtteriielos'
Sant uuroe TART beibdoiat. Ger @e=
'ammtlhaosn miro auf $50, 900 an9e=
gcben, pcldem cine Teriiderllns bon
$l2, 900 aeaeniiberiteht.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1897-05-25
Jcuer III Iobcrlg, Mu.
Wt berlp. Wo. 2l. 9)}oi.

y, -KV', II. -IUI.
Sin 6euer, peldes geitern 9lbeno in
Dem orelltOtl9eu b0lIeruen @etreioe=
Ipreltber Der Grow Company ousbra6,
ierltO'te nl9t nur ben Spei6er, ion=
bern aud eine 3ltOtige bafiteinerne Ssa-
BRIT. Die nit Mailtiuen ansefilat mar,
loipls oGs alte &atbbaus. Sas neue
GatDbaus, wclbes $4,000 0etuItet
bat. muroe leiAt beitdoi9t. Ser am
Spelher llno an Der 5ubrit anseri6=
tete S6ooen betriAt swiIbeu $50. 900
uno $40. 600. Ser 8sIammtuerluit
bstrdgt $50, 900.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1897-05-25
IinOcr ncrbrauut,
W ilpautee, @is., II. Mai.

Wt ID zee, 2Sls., IL. W(ut.
Sine Sps;ialoepeIhe aus S6awano
ia9t: Wartin @lds uno SrOu perlieBen
beute Wtorgen ibre uniueit Greibam IN
bieiem Gountp 8elegene g8Obmln9, I'M
mad einigen StiIf Sleb 81 isben, Die
lib oerlegt batten. Q8dbreno ibrer
@bmeIenbeit oerbrsitete Ii1 oas 6euer
zines gSnlobrauoe5 iiber ibre SSarm
uno SerltOrte Oas Saus. Srei feline
&inoer, Delbe bon ben Gltern i'm
Sauie aurilf9elaien wareH, tamen in
ben 6lammen UNI.
atrn nan s:. -. f~IL.EsL. IT,:
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1897-05-25
Gleub ilpb Nrmuth.
. putinr ~ 0l NRt

go Htld &C, SU., Il. Wai.
Selt un9efdbr einem Monat bat cine
Sdmllle Namens Quinn, mel1e aus
%ater, Wtutter uno orei,ebn ainoern
beltebt, cine Weile OItlib bon Der Staot
IN elner balb periallenen Siltte oe=
uobnt uno 0eitern itellte es lit beraus,
naB Die 9anje 6amiiie Dem Sun9ertooe
nGbe 1T. Die Siltte 1T an elmer Seite
offen uno bat tein S01. Der @cr=
lieber Der SinOerbcpubranitalt oieies
Se5lrtes S. Is. 6isIo in ylooming=
ton, puroe iOiOrt bon Der itbrefliben
9totb Der 6amiIie benabribtigt, traf
teute bier eln uno nabm ioiDrt iiinf
Slnoer nit nab Der glnii0lt. glun
IIlr Die ilbri8en Otitglieoer Der 6amilie
w!r0 geIpr9t uerOeu.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1897-05-25
Scnfmal fur rinru Ybilautbruprm
= bilaoelp bia. 3d.,
20. W(ai.

Die Siloidule oes berilbmtsu pbil.
antrppen stephan eiirOro, oes 8riIu-
ocrs oes berilbmten @iraro 6oIle9e. iii
bsute 9tatbmittN9 inter QrpBGrti9en
6cierlibtciteu eut6iillt woroeu. Ias
St0nollO Itebt Oui Der 'ueitliben Seite
ocs &NtDbuuies unO Die Soften oeiiclben
lino our0 Seitrd8e bon 309Iin3su ot5
Golle9s aul9ebrN1t pOroen.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1897-05-25
Satalc Grpluiiun.
9 {. NOlIIs, gl. WfOi.

8efern glbeno fUno in Dem Ubercn
StOfwert Oes Sauie3 9io. 234l Mie=
naro Str.. Uel4es DON Der 60milie
@uliuO Wtobr'5 belUobnt miro, cine
60iOliuerplOiiOn ltOtt, iuelbe ben Sob
Der 6rnu MObr. ibres iiIniiem Wlo.
nOte aIteu &inOes. oes iiiuiSgbn Wtos
nate a!tsn Sugo SOwdrO sur SOl9e
bate, uno wnbrihejnlib aud ben Der
6raU Ssilie 9Owaro sur 6olQe 5aben
miro. Ser iitnfiGbriae g8illiNm 500.
uOro bat tOotlibe Sranowunoen er=
Iitteu, unp lbwer perlcBt lie0cn War
8umpert unO SenrD Surmam p0rnics
Der.
6rau WoGr, in oeren Slide Die Gr=
plolon lt0ttfGuo, bate, um oaS IScuer
im &ilDenpien ihneller bremen su
MAIDEN. eaIOlin Gui oas Sol; 0e9Oilen;
ourtD Die plOBlib i'm SIeu duii1lO=
0enoe 6lamme uuroe oa5 GjaiOm III
Der &enns sutsilnost, Wuraui iOlurt
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1897-05-25
Gin llualui!
9 bilaoel y biu Ea., !
10. W}ai.

iS' --hHis y
Die 2ei6e Der 60idGrieen Srau
9lmauOa Sollinaswortb wuroe lsbte
9tabt am 6uBe elmer Sreppe i'm Sauie
oes SObnss Der 9eritorbensn, go.
1886 Npro II. StruBe, 9eiunOen.
6rau SOlliuQswOrtb mar isit leBtsn
Nreitas permiBt uno ibr rdtbIelbaites
9cribwlnoen mar Der YOliSei 9emeloet
wOroen. Sle Sreppe, no Die 2site
geIunoen wuroe, iilbrt bon eiuem Sirs
tcrsimmer oes Sauies nlA Dem ,.
StOfwert. glm 6uBe Der Srsppe be-
Iinost lb cine Sbire. uelbc lets ae=
l6lOnen gebalten luuroe unO Die Sreppe
wurOe uur ieltsn benuBt. glls Die
Suhe nab Der TermiBten beSonneu
murOe. oa1te gticmano OIL oiele
Sreppe. Die Ssritorbsne mar isbr
mob!babeno. er9ab lib ieoO6 muuDs
nal benz Srrnt. 9tab glniibt Der
SOlisei uno Der GnmIllenon0ebDri9en
III bic alte 6rau i'm 3ultan6e Der
Sruntenbelt Die beIuQte Sreppe binab=
geltllrst uno bat li1 o0tei 10 ibpsr
usrleBt, oaB lie iid nidt wisOer srbe.
ben tOnnte. Ger @eruh, ben Die
Seibe perbreitets, filbrte sur 9tuiiin=
oun9 oerielben. Sler 3a0e lang bate
Die 6amiIie ibre Mabl;eten in slnem
3immer eingenOmmen. peI6ss nur ne=
uINe 6uB BON DEM Srte, no Die Seitbe
la9, entIernt mar.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1897-05-25
ND. 134S.

elne erplolon erfol9te. 9as brennenoe
Sel Hog nad alien &ittunaeu bin uno
I'M gtIl ltanoen Trau Mobr uno Die
Slnoer in bellen 6lammen.
6rau Soparo. cine. gta6barin,
pe!ae DIE SliIfernfe b0rte. itiirste in
ole brennenOe &iibe. um ibr aino All
tetten, lno tru9 babel ielblt lpabr=
lbelnll6 tOOtlide gerleBun9eu oapOn.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1897-05-25
@us uuicrcr NaG6ari6aft.

Ea { q Ter, gVls., ly. N!0l.
NtNrf Sownseno, melber in 9loams
6OuntD, Waibin9tOn. inter Der %ln=
tIaNe Dor a6t Sabren feline ffrnu sr=
morOet I'll babcu, perbuftst ..Ao nab
bier SurlltAcbrabt wOrnen mar, 1T Des
SootI4laNes I'M pierten GirNoe ibuIOi0
beIunoen uno Su speijdbri8er 3ubt=
b0usItrNie Oerurtbeilt iporOeu. SOwns.
eno bate III gSNibin9tOn wicoer Gsbei.
rOtbe!, 9erjetb aber nit ieiuer Trdu in
Streit, woruuf oeIe b0s pOn iByem
e0iten in gSiscOniln be9Nn9ene &er-
brehen Der SOliSci mIttheilte uno feline
SerDaItung eriDl0te. ~.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1897-05-25
Surrant nidlt Der W0rDsr!
Nt nteOiit q, Gat., 20. Mai

III II | { U ! II q, 0QI., ~. W(ul.
@illiam 8. Srpant, ein alter Sn=
Iahe oes bisiigen SOlDatenbsins mubte
heute cine elOlihe glusiuQe, oes Su.
balts, oaB SbeOOore Surrant, Der
me9en an9ebliber Grmorouug Der
Slan6e S0mOnt in Der Gmanuelstirhe
i'll San ErauciscO sum SOoe perllr=
tbeilt 1T, oas Gerbrsheu niht beaan=
gen bat, IOnoern oNB 2eu. $. George
6jlbion, Der Yiarrer Der genannten
Stride. Der W0roer oes Wtdo6ens lei.
Die Nusiage SrDant's lautet pie iOlgt:
SD belize g8illIam 8. YrDunt. SD
bin 90 Sabre alt. SD babe BON 1S49
big gum |. NtdrS 1896 in GallIOrnien
Qelebt. Sd bin nit Der Gage Der
Gm0nuelstlrhe, in pei6er Sluu1 Sa=
mont ernorOet purDe, 9enNu betannt.
SD bcfano mid in Der Natt, IN wel1er
Der Woro periibt wuroe, in Der &ir1e.
SA iab &ep. 5. George Gibion, iuie er
nit elmer SrauensperiOn in ieinen
9lrmen ourb oas Saupti6iTi Der STRIDE
nab Der Iilo!ifen Gde OerIelben 9ing.
SD bOrte ibn iaseu: Dies pernidtet
leoen Seweis.
Sb tenne &eb. s. George @ibIon
Iebr gut. SD lOrte Die ,SrausnsperiOn
ibwer itObnen, Gls Ob lie in SOocs=
tompTe ware. SD made oieie Grtld=
rling als einen 9ltt Der 8ere6tr0teit
Ae2eu einen uni4ulOissn Mam. SbeO=
Dor Surrant bat Die SlQn6e 2amont
ni6t ermoroet, ibr M0roer lit Gep. ).
George GibIon.
8s;. 99iliam :. Srpant.
3eu9eu Der llnterihrift iino 6om=
manoer e. Mt. Sren0 bon Der Sploa=
tenbeimatb uno &. ". @arrettIOn.
Srpant's Gio lit pOm gtOtar Sarpep ~.
8reen bsIAeini9t. SrDant III erit Dor
etIiben MtOnaten i'm Soloatenbeim an=
9etOmmsn. Sor ieiner 9luInobme bat
er Elm Sabr lang in Senpsr gewpbnt.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1897-05-25

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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1897-05-25

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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1897-05-25
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Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1897-09-30

Miss Lucy Fredericksen has return
ed from months visit in Page
county. She brought with her, her
friends, the Misses Brown who will
visit in Audubona week
At the Storm Lake, Iowa, State
Sunday School convention, the second
Sunday in October-being October
10th, 1897,-was selected as Associa-
ton day. This day is to be set apart
and made prominent throughout the
state emphasizing and bringing be-
fore each Sunday school the impor-
lance of state work. Each pastor is
requested to preach upon Sunday
school work that day. A special
order of exercises is to be distributed
to each county secretary and by him
distributed to the different superin-
tendents of his county. All schools
are urged to make the offering as
large as possible on this day as this
collection goes to the county and
state association. This will be the
plan of raising the funds for county
and state work throughout the state
to apply on pledges made in the state
and to carry on the work in the
county. have mailed program and
circulars to 40 superintendent in
Audubon county and still have more
if they are needed. I trust every
superintendent in Audubon county
will observe Association day as re-
quested by the state association. All
collections should be sent to the
treasurer, Rev. E. B. Cousins, Audu-
bon, Iowa. j. A. KERR,
County Secretary.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1897-09-30

Gene Culver leaves Thursday for
Kansas City to visit relatives.
Verge Wilson is clerking at the
Thompson Dry Goods Co.'s big store.
Before buying an organ or sewing
machine get prices OF A. F. Drake,
Audubon.
Mrs. John Musson left for Salem,
S. D., to-day, her father being very
ill at that place.
Mrs. G. A. Campbell, of Melville
township, is visiting her parents at
Winamac, Indiana.
Mrs. E. N. Taggart is enjoying a
visit from her nephews, Messrs. M. j.
and M. Scott, of St Lawrence county,
New York.
The Misses Amanda and Lille
Erickson, of Chicago, are here visit
ing their friend Miss Beuhh Soar.
This afternoon they drove to Extra
where they were Joined by Miss Ollie
Walker, Ralph Hawks and frankie
Stotts, and all went to the woods for
an enjoyable nutting party.
Program for Teachers Meeting to be
held at Audubon, Oct. 10Th:
Paper-Primary Language
----.-------.---.-.----M Mrs. Elizabeth Carver
Discussion. Flora Farqnhar
PaperThe Speer Method. ---.-.. Eva Luse
Discussion Belle Laneelot- May Lundy
Paper-The Advantage Of Child Study
Jessie Fleming
PaperMHow shall We teach History, to
beginnersI- kittie SchEieber
Discussion. w. Smith
Papar-Teaching Grammar to Beginners
With OF without the Text Book c. 8. Jones
'SS WIN. CUNNINGHAM,
Roy E. MCCAIN, Committee
ELLA FARQUHAR,
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1897-09-30

Mrs. f. B. Hoyt, of Melville, is
back from visiting sick relatives at
Ottawa, Illinois.
John Graham returned Saturday
from Ames, Iowa, where he has been
attending school.
John z. Bonwell, of Viola, enjoyed
a visit from his brother, of Clarkes-
willie, Iowa, last week.
VIM. Humphreys received the sad
intelligence recently of the death of
his brother ut Chicago.
Carrie Stafford returned from
Council Bluffs Monday where she has
been attending the mute school.
Mr.. and Mrs. Holly Hollister, at
the Weighton ranch, became the par
ents of a baby girl one day last week.
w. w. Weston and family and
Others of Melville, attended the NJ.
E. conference at Guthrie Center Sum-
day.
Frank Mccarthy, of Kansas City,
pulled into Audubon Saturday even
ing for a visit with his parents.an
old friends.
DR.. G. w. Gleason's parents, of
Austin, Minnesota, arrived Saturday
morning to visit few days. Before
leaving home the old gentleman broke
his arm and will stay here until he
RECEIVERS.
The republicans of Viola town.
ship met in caucus last Tuesday even.
ing and nominated the following
| ticket: For trustee, John L. Somers
Justice of the peace, d. d. Sampson
constables, Geo. Tucker and L. E.
Corwin.
Miss Serena Sorensen, of near Elk
horn, was adjudged insane by the
commissioners Saturday morning and
that day was taken to the Clarinds
asylum. She was recently afflicted
of brain fever, which is the cause
/ of her present condition.
Mrs. Hans Bertelsen, of South
Douglas township, was the victim O
a stroke of paralysis last Friday night
The lady is about seventy-three year,
old and her condition is considered
critical. She is the mother of Mr.
Peter Bertelsen, clerk at Chris Hen.
riksen's store.
The Musson elevator is fast assum.
ing shape and is providing work fol
10 gang of about twenty men. Wher
completed this institution will be {
hummer, having capacity of 10000
bushels. Musson now pays for corr
173c, oats 153c, wheat zoe, barley 10,
! to CSC.
Another lodge in Audubon-th,
Knights of the Maccabees-organizet
last Wednesday night. Twenty fiv
energetic young men constitute III
charter membership and they signif,
their intention of pushing this ten
to the front. About. fifteen Exir
knights attended with their degre
team and greatly assisted in the work
Henry NJ. Gray was elected Com
mander and Will Huntsberger, Rec
i, ord Keeper. Tineand place of meet
ing have not yet been decided upon
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1897-09-30
- r. C. RICE... Fire Insurance,
nm Steamship Tickets to and from
w. all parts Of the world. Apply
at the Corn Exchange Bank Aluminium

- r.. C. RICE.... Fire Insurance,
MN Steamship Tickets to and from
W. all parts Of the world. Apply
at the Corn Exchange Bank, Audubon
Forty-hour devotional services at
the Catholic church commence Octo.
Der IL.
Leroy Stonebrook marketed TWEEN
ty-two fine hogs with Coats Bros,
Monday.
Martin Mogg returned from Okla
homa Monday. He intends going
there to stay.
Geo. P. Jansen, of north Leroy, is
having his house painted, Glenn Nc
Cuen and Jas. Jay, of Ross, doing
the work.
w. w. DeLong is seriously ill at
Monroe, Iowa, where himself and
wife have been visiting relatives for
some time.
! Thos. Musson and Fred Buthweg
returned Wednesday from Salem,
South Dakota, where they have been
on business.
When You are at Audubon stop at
the Tw1NING HOUSE. Big square
meal 15c, day board SOC, board by
the week only $3.50.
Good 100 acre farm in Audubon
township to trade for good residence
in Audubon. Good bargain.
WIN. LAYLAND.
Next Monday a meeting will be
held at schoolhouse No. 8, Douglas
township, for the purpose Of organ
izing q creamery company and to
make arrangements for building.
Cal Wilson, the carpenter, is doug
considerable building on Theo. Ny
ers' farms. On his farm in Sec. 9,
Viola, he has built fine house; OH
his farm in Sec. /, Douglas, double
corn crib-24x28, shingled roof.
Richard Blake, wide awake and
progressive farmer near Nelson, was
in town Saturday for material which
will be used in renovating his resi-
dence. He took Wills Staley with
him to do considerable foundation
work.
George and Mike Foley, of Viola
township, own big farm'in Hamlir
township and another in Nebraska
Much of this land was sown to wheat
this year, and, as the Foley boys re.
ceive their rent in grain, it looks like
a Klondyke.
VIM. Neff and Chas. Benton re.
turned from their Texas trip Tuesday
morning, shortening their stay on &C.
count Of the "yellow jack" scare
DIR. Miller and Frank Talbot pro.
ceeded to Galveston to look at the
coast country.
One is amazed on comparing thu
prices of cattle today and that of three
years ago. But how is this for deal
At a stock sale less than three year!
ago Mike Foley, of Viola township
bought one-eyed COW for %. Re.
Gently Mr.. Foley disposed of the said
cow and her fine yearling calf fol
$79.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1897-09-30
RUSS Ell

HERE couple except for the
fact that help swell the population little, Just
benefit to the community he dummies
to display wrappers of them re-
Gently tot ter that she thought
goods in the stores in Audubon. She
Omaha everything lady
very glad $500 month";
til she fortunate who bills
satisfy
and they
quite enough lady
cupyng the position 0 That
her word it, that she doesn't know what the
have to Offer Her husband estmable gentleman,
important position Audubon business
worth he has made right here Audubon The
y to the vicinity spend
much the pleasures fe she
style is the
many ladies who trade here far the
she she Suppose every
Audubon would Omaha bought long
would the people who send have the
The other lady have Montgomery,
Co. She scys per-
point open question Judging what
have heard the mating
know She think she
going send there table this
livelihood patronage
the people who live Granting the
cheaper buy
is still if anything
These things all around No what position
entirely independent
the opinion Others We don't believe
anything sending you
goods will have much could
admit that spend
where and they choose There
that Golden
different there moral
that should all selfish will
in position that they don't what
chants think But there
selfish interests their
but what something in the end And often
81 dear. - -.
these going sending
expressing opinion claim
- spend choose And long the printer
and for this space will say what
be occasionally who is utterly
'etlmes send because they thought Of
ere doing the local merchants, who, when they
'onslder, and perhaps will give n equal
If have accomplished all
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1897-09-30
Try Our Grocery Department.

What you eat ought to be as good
as you can get Hadn't it -
We keep the best there Groceries and Provisions Our
y goods strictly fresh and always of the hg grade
stock is awa orally supplied with everything
class aorn of fami and the
prices.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1897-09-30
Dress Goods.

In this department show beautiful collection of both
and novelty wool goods We have large line and good linz
prices right.
Plain all wool dress goods following prces Per yard
25c, 35c, 50c Csc, 75c and
Novelty black goods Figured goods
well to know where the best place to get them We have
them in large variety at the following prices per yard 25c
35c, 40c, Soc 60c, 85c and
Patterns at the following range of prices, 5000
Coloed Novelty large assortment the lat
est things in Novelty goods only pattern
in exclusive designs which makes them all the
BILE We have them in the following of prices
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1897-06-23
HOW IT CAME ABOUT.

Il have been wondering" said
Champion Abdul Hamid to his Grand
Vizier, whether we had better fol-
low the example of our fellow cham
pion Fitzsimmons and go on the
stage" ''Twenty thousand candle
power arc light of the universe" re-
piled the vizier; Il fear you would not
be able to square the critics. I have a
better plan. We can force the Greeks
to pay well for the show we have Civ
en- them" And forthwith the claim
for the earth was formed. -Philadel-
phia North American.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1897-06-23
WOMAN'S WAY.

"You women" said he, in the pecu-
liarly eXasperating way man has of
saying those two words, 'you women
buy bargain things because they are
cheap"
eve do not" said she. eve buy
cheap things because they are bar
gains" The distinction was almost
too subtle for the laundering mascu-
line intellect, but it was there.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1897-06-23
PARENTAL DIPLOMACY.

Father, did not Mr.. Bithers ask
you for my hand last week?'
"He did,
"And / have not heard from him
since. Did you insult him?''
me? Great Scott, no! | shook his
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1897-06-23
WITH THE JOKES.
A VAIN SAYING.

There is a saying which reads: ''Un-
easy lies the head that wears a
crown" But if diplomacy is to be be-
which can lie with the greatest of
ease. = Cincinnati Commercial Tri-
bune.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1897-06-23
OBSERVING THE LETTER.

'And you promised me-" she sobbed
intensely, that when we were once
married you would be as steady as a
clock"
'Well, hully gee!" was his impa-
stoned answer, "ain't I? Don't I keep
runnin' around allertime?"
Yet, as women are VIGOROUSLY with
out a sense of humOr, neither his in
nocent utterance nor his play upon
words struck her as the least bit
amusing.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1897-06-23

hand and told him l was highly
pleased with your choice, as l was
getting tired of working for my liv-
ing"
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1897-06-23
FOR THE REPUTATION OF THE
SEX

A stylish attired young woman
boarded a Market street car, and
stared haughtily over the occupants.
A young man rose and offered his
seat. She sank into it without even a
glance or a nod in acknowledgment.
A white-haired, kindly faced old lady
who sat opposite, looked surprised,
then panied, then rose and, with
bow and smile, said to the young
man, For the reputation of our sex,
[ must thank you for your courtesy
The 'oung lady flushed, and fixed
her gaze on the opposite sidewalk.
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MUST MOVE.

Mrs. Timmons-We've got to move
farther out from the business center
Of town that's settled. My husband
isn't able to keep track of current
events at all any more.
Mrs. Pugsley-I don't see how he
would be able to keep informed upon
the affairs of the world any better if
you were to move farther out.
Mrs. Timmons - Why, it's plain
enough. AS it is, he only has time to
read the sporting page while on his
way down to the office in the morn
ings. BY increasing the distance he
might get chance to look at some
thing else once in a while.
Trivvet-Did you hear Of the dread
full revenge rockingham took on
Miss Dimling when she refused his
proposal?
Dicer-What was it?
Trivvet-He proposed to her moth.
er, as Mrs. Dimling was a widow, and
now he won't let a man come to the
house to see his step-daughter.
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PULVERIZED.

A lady went to get check cashed
at a bank where she was entirely I'M
known.
cit will be impossible for me to give
you the money, madam said the
clerk, politely, unless you can iden-
tify yourself in some way"
But l am Miss c. said the
lady.
'Certainly, but it will oe necessary
for some one whom we know to give
you an introduction to u.s.
She drew back and regarded him
haughtily.
''But, SIR" she said, crushingly. 81
do not wish to know YOU"
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WAS NOT BORING FOR WATER

Senator Voorhees, once had succeed
ed in delivering an appeal which had
brought tears to the eyes of several
jurymen. Then arose the prosecuting
attorney, gruff old man, with a pip
ing voice and nasal twang. "Gentle-
men, said he, deliberately, ''you
might as we'll understand from the
beginning that I am not boring for
water.' This proved so effectual a
wet blanket to the emotions excited
by Mr.. Voorhees, that he realized the
futility of his own boring. "-Argo-
naut.
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following dialogue occurred: My
friend said. 'Your trees look better
than any I have seen; when did you
fertilize them?" 'Two years ago last
November, Simon Pure sticks to
them, don't it?" You see [ am not
alone in thinking the trees look very
we'll I believe there is more real
value left in the ground now, after
two years and half, than there is in
the "Cheap John" stuff that some peo-
pie put on from year to year.
I write this only to let you know
how the grove looks.
Very Truly Yours,