davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The sun., 1897-09-26

dispute bAa arisen to the count Of . cribbage
hand consisting OF two three spoa and two ak spots
with three spot turned up. Please decide L.
Eighteen. Fifteen ten, pair. and pair royal.
The sun., 1897-09-26

Draw Poker.-A dealer. O opens jack pot b calls
for two cards Second ard d. alt falls face up. Dl.
pute ariscs among tn" other stickers in the game
to VIII ther b should get the next card ait until
the other hands arc nlled. What Ia tho proper
course? YVES,
The sun., 1897-09-26

A euchre club hes . rule that At each table after
the nFst game the Waiting lady deals The nrst game
oyrr the winners proaresa and the lady coming rom
table to immrdiatoy starta to tell story, forgot
tng all ABOUT hur deal; the other lady table had
the cards in her hand and during the recital OF the
story dealt them and turned the trump; all passed
che took II up; one hand was playe Visiting lady
suddenly remembcn II was her zeal. and claims Il
looked out for II before, and a. trump turned and
trick played play continues and she loses her deal
Which was rghtf CCsil visiting lady AS" other
eide "R.") X. F.B
The sun., 1897-09-26

Two men made agreement in . poker game that
Whenever either indulEef In unnecessary oonyrrta
Nou that one Ahoulc pay for the drinta. One b gan
by ain tinG certain words from q cong which were
appcatl to the hSnd being played. Should he be
stuck for the Dir nkh2 IL singing "oonvefsntio
under those circumstancea7 A. A. SMITH.
It is and II Ia unnecessary.
The sun., 1897-09-26

a and are playing a,S.csrd crihb'ee. A c aims
rule to deal from hsir OF psck after cards
cut th"n place cards left from deal on the cut.
claims that In all card games dealer ust hold aud
d al from entire pack and not from portion OF It,
Please decide CHARLES LooAER.
The sun., 1897-09-26

A contends that in euohre tho cards only be
d. alt three at a tima the nrst round. two to each
player sec"n round. contends that to ca h
player may he given either two thrr. round
aud second round enough TO make fun hand
Which i-rorrectP ErCHKE
The sun., 1897-09-26

A parting game Of pinoohle. clubs trump
leads tnc king o. hearts rlavs tn" ace OF trumra
G pa~- Jack of trumpe. plays nine Of trlmpa. O
rec Ill the ia X Of ttumps. and follows su't with
queen OF hearts the lead OF rhe king "f h"arts.
Can D recall the nine of trun,ps-hr cannot follow
suit on hearts-and play the ten Of trump-'
"Gus's ISH"
The sun., 1897-09-26

j. T. and b sit down TO game Of pinoNhie.
deals and after tho ueld lsads card; n discover
another meld In bis hand and oisims credit the
slate s entitled 70 the med altar the card. have
been piayed1 sUbsohbEh
The sun., 1897-09-26

In u three handed game OF pinochle A has tho lead
D mel out. needs 100 points has card, IL his
hand ty which n set the necessary on points
Ills lead claims that IL has to take trick; saws
that he has 900 points and 10 game. Who right3
The sun., 1897-09-26

james ". oieary ID candidate for the Democratic
nominaton for Alderman in the ThirtJth district
and said to have been assured of sctting the nomi
nation, though by whom II Il not stated.
The sun., 1897-09-26

Four play poker Jark pot. d. ralt by A. II opens
for the limit. G and com" in. drops out. II
hold. Dair nf jNrks and four dia'nonds Draws ono
card for ru md hreRks the Iarkh srNrding lack
Jack. which he carefully "coupers und his Grips in
'front.' or him III draw III not improve hand Int he
bet the init dropped ont, raised IN limit,
which called bv r. " ho drew DOWN his black lack
and showed pair OF idcks ID ola .'i ANT took tho
pot with pair AZ tons. argunr hut II had cards.
said lie had played aud seen IL plsv.i that vav ny
III" opener FOR yosrn. u bat 23, TINT h. Nas en-.
Titled to ths pot and that was wrong Who wus'
W. H. ADAMS.
The sun., 1897-09-26

A hets that in game OF poker every player In tho
game when the hand Is called, 10 ohlgrd 30 diEp Ay
his nSa cards the tAiin. bets the contrary Who
wins2 JB f.. Jr.
The sun., 1897-09-26

Draw poker. I. 4 ella ms that thsro 10 only one
row al nush pack OF cards claims there four.
what constitutes roy ! nushp claims 40 : king
oueen Jack. and ten OF diamonds beats all otherl-
q Does q nush lead straiEhtf AP.w.
l. A 10 right that there are four but WToAg a. 70
precedence. No suit takes precedence over any
The sun., 1897-09-26

A. B. @. and D arc playing doubls PEDRO A; in deal
deAl'r W. H. srEsEHs-
The sun., 1897-09-26

A, B, and wore playing pool Tho INST two gamos
c got seven halls and 4 and sArh got nr. In tn.
next FTm, A had siI, c had twn. and u had four.
shot an made the three remaining balls. Who pays
for the frst two gAnios9 T. II. WALLACE.
pays for tho nSt game and O for the second.
The sun., 1897-09-26

rwohanded pinoohlS. D msldS 100 tFumps On
taking the usit trick. having an extra fling OF
trumps claims 20 more for Iumps, 10 he nHhtf
olAi rs not. WILLIAM w. boHD.
The sun., 1897-09-26

Mayer G. Goldman IL . candidate for the Tammsny
Hall nomination to the Assembly In the Thirty. third
district. in which there last year close night tho
Republican nominee. Mr., Degnan. winning by pu.
rality OF sb In . total Of 5000 Mr.. Goldman
. young Democrat. . lawyer. and II active cam
pAgner
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1897-01-18

MIA que eiercen los mercados extranjeros, tales
como los Estados Unidos, no es tampoco me-
nos funesta la infueneia de ciertas tendenclas
polfticas nacionales, que solo han servldo has
ia ahora de pesadumbre y perturbation.
Aquf-y es precise decirlo claro y alto,-
aquf, en- Espaia, existen dos escoezas 8 partiaos
8 10 que sean, respecto de Cuba, que no caben
iuntos nj tampoco haran otra cosa que perpe-
tuar el conficto en- que de antique viven las ac-
tividades las producciones peninsular y anti
LLAMA. esas dos escuelas partidos, personif,
cados en- los Sres Labra Romero Rob edo, lle-
van derroteros tan opuestos al mejor mayor
progreso del pals, que urge acabar con elias, 81
Sc pretende hacer algo it'll en- tan interesante
problema. La escuea de Labra pretende que no
yaya nj un hilo, nj un c6ntimo de 10 que la Pc
nfnsula produce, y los romeristas defender y
quieren que venga NADIA, absolutamente ma
da, de 10 que Cuba produce a Ia Peninsula.
Hace va ai1os que dora la lucha de esas
tendencias; y hace va amos que la cosa va de
NAL en- peor que los conaictos de caracter
econ6mico Sc agravan que al fin cristalizan
en- csc desequilbrio que produce la guerra,
ell separatismo la ruina de todo.
Piensen en- este los hombres de Estado;
piense en- clio ell senor Canovas, abandonan-
do en- absolute Y para cuando hallamos hecho
la paz balazos las reformas polfticas, inten
te desde luego las econ0micas, que seguramen
te ayudaran los Maiisser para dar en- TERRA
con la maldita semilla del separatismo.>
(Ey TEMPO de Madrid.)
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1897-01-18
La reforma de las
Ordenanzas de Aduanas

Ell apartado 10 del propio artfculo 40 de
las ordenanzas, expresa: ''Que 81 los navieros,
cargadores copsignatarios notasen que ell Ma
nfesto visado de que es portador ell Captain,
contiene algdn error, 10 haran presente al Ad-
ministrador de la Aduana que ell buque vaya
dirigido, cuyo Jefe 10 pondra Embellishments
en- conocimiento de la Administrator Central
de Contribuciones Rentas, con remission del
documento recibido. +"
Y ell apartado IL del mismo artfculo, dice
que: sc El Intendente podra admitir no la
rectifcaci6n pedida, siempre que el buque no
haya tocado en- puerto de la Isla, a la fecha en-
que la Aduana que de ell parte, hubiese recibi-
do la rectifcacion, sin Interior recurso por par
tie del solicitante.'
Tratan, pues los dos apartados preinsertos,
dnicamente, de las rectiicaciones de los Mani
festos.
FL apartado 10 parece que tambi9n Gnica-
mente otorga la facultad de pedir rectiti-
caciones los naveros, cargadores consigna-
tarios "a j. licio nuestro, debe decir s'cargado-
res consignatarios", por que la 8 disyurtiya,
parece indicar que sean unos mismos, por
s'cargadores" debemos entender los 'srcmiten-
tes", por s'consignatarios'', los que en- ell
punto de destino reciben la s'Consignaci6n
En- ese supuesto-que es ell unico que pode-
mos debemos admitir como legal-hay que
convenir, en- que segun Ell apartado 10, SON los
navieros cargadores los unicos que pueden
pedir Ia recti6cacion del Manifesto, desds sI
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1897-01-18

viejos, los comites los demas organismos
federaes; creadlos donde no los hays. Pro-
curad que los constituyan los hombres mas
convencidos mas aptos.
Cabra luego reunir una asamblea que de-
termine nuestra conducta, asamblea donde
tengan asiento los exdiputados que permanez-
can frmes en- nuestros principios, los directo-
de todos nuestros periodicos y los represen-
tantes que por sufragio universal elijan libre-
mente las provincias. No habra habido, desde
la Restauraci6n aca, iunta mas numerosa, nj
menos expuesta cabalas, nj de mayor presti-
gio: ante ella podremos y deberemos todos do
blar la cabeza.
La union republicana ha servido hasta
aquf sino para enervarnos y reducirnos al silen..
clio: dej6mosa para los dias de combate vol
vamos la vida de la actividad y de la energfa.
Nos amenaza una reaccion de ignorado ter
mino; en- inter6s del partido, de la libertad de
la nacion, os dirige estas palabras vuestro Co
rreligionario. Fl. P5 q Mago0
(El Haraldo de INadrid),
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ALERTA FEDERAL

Preyiendo que pueden suceder cosas gor-
das, Pf MargalI ha dirigido su VOC los
federales para yer 81 logra que cuando aquellas
cosas vengan pueda aplicarse los males
de Espa1a la cura pactista.
Dice asf ell prohombre:
<Federales: Urge reorganizar ell partl-
do. Sc encuentra Espana en- situaci6n crfti-
Ca 'pueden sobrevenir acontecimientos ori-
gen de grandes mudanzas.
Nunca he convenido como ahora que viva
mos apercibidos compactos. Solo nuestro par
lido tiene aquf soluciones para los problemas que
trae compromettda la suerte de la patria.
Reorganizaos. Renovad, donde sean ya
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1897-01-18
M I r A D A S

Triurfo la mala fe
que VERNE la impidid,
pero, cuando trinnf0,
de la apariencia fue.
Sigue gu amor en- pie
y, al acercarme 30,
We donie no miro
donde miro no We.
Miradla como esta ...
vedla como de mi
huge su rostro va. .....
Pero no veis que asf
esta miranda ALA
Y me esta viendo aquf.
EsPERANzA DE LA ROSA.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1897-01-18

blar con la hija del pretendiente espaiIol. En-
esa entreyista, dona Elvira declaro que esta de-
cidida casarse con Folchi tan pronto como Sc
haya resuelto ell divorcio de este, que una veg
casados, sc estabeccran en- America La prin-
cesa agreg6 que habfa escrito su padre pi-
diendole perd6n declarando que jarnas lie ha
olvidado.
PARIS BAZAR frances an 81 .oaba yapGe Ss
recibir un surtido de novedades, contandose
entire elos, ABANICOS muy propios para nj
fas, so centavos; AHIJECADORES de va
clases, CINTURONES, LIBROS DE MI
SA, GUANTES negros dc cabritilla para seTo-
ras, GUANTES de gamuza para caballeros Y
una partida de ESTERIILAS para retratos
con dibuios caprichosos y que Sc realizan 4 l
peso ell par
- AL billetero Jesus Ortiz, vecino de la
plaza del Mercado, n1mero ?, Sc lie han extra
yfado dos billetes de la Loterfa Provincial que
Sc jugara pasado mafana los cuales tienen
los nhmeros $40 25,92S. Sc han dado los
pasos CONSEQUENCES para que no sean satisfe-
chos en- case de sair premiados.
- Dicen de Manatf que sc ha descubierto
un robo de cafe en- la tahona de don Fidel Be-
nero, Y que con este motivo han sido detenidos
cuatro individaos sobre los cuales recaen sospe-
chas.
- .8y 7A8ASTO PUBLICO.-La car
ne de res Sc expendera manana, en- esta Capi-
tai, al precio de % centayos ell kilo.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1897-01-18
Cytractn DE UNA CARTA DEL sr. DIR.
IAuuUtu ANSELMO SEQUEIRA. Asistfa

70 un enfermo bastante vigoroso afectado de
Hepatitis, que por un examen atento conceptut
localizada en- Ell 6rgano secretor de la bills. LIE
administr6 al principle maxa y cada cuatro
lias un driastico de pildoras antibiliosas unaf
geces otras purgante. Permaneciendo
.stacionario el NAL, hice que tomara por las
1oches de cinco siete pildoras del DR.. Ros, Y
"a mejorfa comenz6 en- breve aparecer. Que
ciendo comprobar que debida, hice sus-
oender ell nso de estas pildoras surifa el
nal sin tardanza. Restablecf en- su virtud
lchas pildoras ell enfermo ha sanado por com
,eto es de rigurosa l6gica justicia atribuir
,sta curaci6n las Pidoras de Vida del DR..
3oss-Masaya, Diciembre 10 de ls95> DR..
ANSELMO SEQUEIRA. - Ex-interno de
Hospital General de Guatemala, M6dico Fo
tense del Distrito de Masaya, Miembro &c
fresponsal de la Socedad de Clfnica de Pract'
sos de Francia. etc.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1897-01-18
Donor+orio uic4orinn DE PUERTO, RICO
nGpGllOIIV EtlSLUIlOU nor don Cayetano Coll

V Toste. Primer cuaderno. Sumario: Pream-
bulo.-Secci6n de contr0cersia.-San German.
Juan Ponce de Leon. ,Secci6o de doce0'ae'o-
tos hist6ricos. s.-Reconocimento de la villa de
San German por un corsario ingles en- 1927 y
saqueo de ella y 1928 por un corsario frances
San Juan.-Socedad Economica de Amigos del
Pafs.-Acta de su fundaci6n.-tSeccj6'e. .titos3f-
ca. - Los restos del lenguaje indo antiilano.-El
Padre nuestro en- caribe de las antillas memories.
-Secci67o biog1Gfca.-El cronista Oviedo.-
Secci6o Hte1uri0.-La Ira puertorriquena.
Proemio Santiago Vidarte. Insomnia. -
Dolora A. A....-La nube.-Ante la cruz.-Ple-
garia.-Secct61e 6ibliogvQfca. ca.-Compendio de
la historic de Santo Domingo por Jose Gabriel
Garcia. Etem6,1des puerto,riquej1as. - No
viembre. Cada ejemplar vale 25 eentavos
Luna 80
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1897-01-18

cuando la guerra civil en- los Estados Unidos,
varias potencias, entire elias Espana, recono-
cieron como beligerantes a los Estados del Sur
y que aunque de clio protest6 ell Gobierno fede-
raj. no fue considerable este como cdsus 6eth.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1897-01-18

La Bella ROsta IASoA 4staAo n@ sao T. uss ssqqns P,a
Rico. Deposfto general sucursal de la gran
manufacture de tabacos establecida en- Cayey
por D. Carlos Lopez. En- este establecimiento
hay siempre surtfdo constante de todas las
vitolas conocidas, tan bien presentadas como
las mejores de la Habana. Rama legftima de
las Vegas del Plata. Solicftense catalogos
Representative. ALBERTO PEDREIRA. p
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1897-01-18
Sc haCen q Ia Orden con prOntitud
.
EN- ESTA IMPRENTA
GaCeta Official de how

No contiene disposiciones importantes de
inter6s general
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1897-01-18

Sc OG ognonta, @ oaa @ fuerna de- IA oabaIos ca ps
con trapiche, su caldera fus, cuatro
fondos y bocas de fuego todo propio para
una hacienda de cana. lnfornara
l5-6 G. TINAUD.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1897-01-18
Tondeyo An,,ilar NanYe PR OFESOR SU
IGvuUlU Aguiiul lslOiu PERIOROY Y BA-

CHILLER EN- ARTES. Participa los pa
dres de familia que habiendo obtenido por opo
sici6n la Escuela del primer Distrito de esta
Capital, Sc encuentra establecido en- La calle de
la Cruz nt11nero en- donde ofrece sus servicios
tanto en- la primera como en- la segunda ense
6onzs
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1897-01-18
Academia POIiteClICa

Academia POIiteCniCa preparatoEia para ca e;
tares.-Calle del Sol ndmero II, principal. Di-
rigida por ell CAPTAIN de Ingenieros don Joaquin
Barco Pons, Elk professor de la Academia
general preparador durante IL amos, don
Felix Arenas, Captain de Artillerfa. Reaper
tura del curse en- de Enero. Informes en- la
Academia y Pabell6n de Casa Blanca. 15-l3
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1897-01-18

sihU uO S0'oI mas puro que Sc importa a
Puerto-Rico, marcas PALO-CORTADO y
MOSCATEL ESMERALDA, de las bodegas
de b. zbaelier, Puerto de Santa Maria. De-
Italian por cajas Sores. de a. FEgmeroo ia.
45-44
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1897-01-18

Liberia de SanuO. Mp TltiTas E@is o9ses @oi., ss
castellano; Lourdes, 2 tomos de 45O paginas ca
da uno, $1-50 ctvs.-Roma, 8 tomos de 450
paginas cada uno $l-5o ctvs.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1897-01-18

Emnroea DE COCHEs de Becerra.-
L'sPio %" Unica que viaja entire Ia Capt.
tai Ponce vice-versa ''sin zanzibar de ca
rruajes nj cocheros. "-Agentes: la Capital,
se1ores P. NOEL Companfa, frente ''La
Mallorquina." En- Ponce, don Luis Casals,
Plaza de las Delicias Precios convenciona
les. i.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1897-01-18

Cuano Densta DE- R'1 Ia Sf2saEa FsaaSad sssa de ssa
Carlos en- Madrid, acaba de abrir su laborato-
rio, contando con todos los adelantos moder-
nos, en- la calle de la Cruz, ndmero IL, esquina
a f Fortaleza, donde Sc ofrece este ilustrado
publico. Especialdad en- dentaduras artificial
les. Consultas extracciones gratis para los
pobres, de una q dos de la tarde todos los
dfas 15-l2
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1897-01-18

Casa de uespedes en ene :Sssse parsopa "a
sus numercsos amigos de Puerto Rico, que ha
trasadado su residencia la casa nhmero 336
West IA Street, donde ofreee sus servicios
Previo aviso oportunoy un agente de la Casa es-
perara los viajeros ala llegada de los vapo-
res-R. III. TODD.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1897-01-18

Eytranninnac SIN DOLOR.-Se garantizan
IAssaoVsoss9S todas las operaciones sin dolor
alguno por medic de un anestesico exclusive de
mi propiedad. Dentaduras artifciaIes de pri-
mera clase precios modicos.-Jos6 I'll. Tizo!.
CaI1e de San Francisco niImero so. p.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1897-08-28
A Hungarian Delfcney.

F. Hopkinson Smith in Harper's Magazine.
The head waiter, to tempt me as L came
in, passed me with q live thing Topping on
a plateIt was a fish this time, just out OF
the water-and stopped just long enough to
allow me a rapid glance at its beauty I
at first supposed that some lucky line had
but moment before drawn it struggling
from the lake, and that it was then being
taken to die elsewhere. 1t was only when
1 overheard the minute instructions for its
immediate and proper serving-it was pass
ed to an epicure at the next table to mine
that was undeceived, and it was not long
before discovered that such fish formed
enc Of the chief attractions of the place L
then began to watch, from where 1 sat,
the small boy. who. in the center of the
cafe. presided over the fountain under the
blazing gas jets, dipping his net into the
marble-lined pool, chasing the lodging fish
round and round, until some unlucky vic
tim Of the right size slipped into the mesh.
and was Topped wriggling on a plate The
sight had rather dulled my appetite
would as soon have ordered its mate as L
would have thought of driving in a spring
Lamb and carving out brace of chops
while the little fellow waited. 1 had the
curiosity. however, to inquire the price of
this astronomical luxury. 1t equaled that
OF two bottles of extra dry-the price being
the same to commoners and to kings.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1897-08-28
The Rare.t stamps.

From the Chicago Record.
The most important and extensive phfla-
telic exhibition ever made is now in pro-
gress in London. under the direction of the
Duke of York. who is an enthusiastic
stamp collector. and has been a daily at
tendant. Some of the collections are valued
at SoO.000. A Mr.. Becton contributed q
collection of 5000 stamps from Greece
alone. MFR. II. Derveen Of the United States
showed two-cent stamp issued by British
Guiana for which $500 has been refused.
He had one of the famous "Middlebury''
stamps. which is worth 81. 500 The Duke
OF York and Lord Rothschiid were among
the largest exhibitors.
The highest price ever paid for 4 postage
stamp was given in 1893 by Stanley. Glib
bons q Company of London, who purchased
Tor 1850 two two-penny stamps issued by
the colony of Mauritius In 1877. These are
said to be the rarest stamps In the world,
and the only examples of their kind In ex-
istence. In 1851 the postmaster general of
Maurifius ordered a set of stamps. and
by the blunder of The printer the words
post office, were engraved where the
words post paid" should have been. Only
a single sheet was issued before the mis-
take was discovered. when the remainder
OF the edition was destroyed Only two
stamps from that sheet are known to have
been preserved and they are now on ex-
hibftfon here.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1897-08-28
Interesting Legal Possibilities.
From the Chicago Daily News.

From the Chicago Daily News.
When the learned assistant corporation
counsel came into court yesterday, wear
ing "a gray skirt. narrow white leather
belt, black and white check shirt waist,
standing collar and black tie,'' it was at
once apparent to the chroniclers of the
proceedings that the time for a departure
in the musty methods of setting down the
evolution of the law had arrived.
The entrance of the learned assistant
corporation counsel was. in fact, a kind of
formal notification that the law Is even
shirt waists, gray skirts and the other mys-
terfes of multifarious feminine habiliments
and that due regard must be paid to that
fact hereafter in the literature of the law.
The law books will in time be strewn
with descriptive sentences of the sort used
in reporting those present at the charity
ball Thus:
Opinion by Juggerson, Oh. ]. Black
silk, cut high in the neck, trimmed with
jet.)
Dissenting opinion by Pugsley, J.
CTailor-made gown of blue cloth, full in
the skirt, pearl ornaments.)"
The Journalistic account of the trial will
say: Counsel for complainant then arose
to reply, wearing a lovely satin dress trim
med with lace
What a world of opportunity for crush
ing repartee the new order will afford.
Thus, in the heat of forensic debate shouts
like this may be delivered: "I dissent, your
honors, from the position taken by counsel
for the other side. whose hat [ may re-
mark in passing. is not on straight Or:
May 1t please the court, the precedent
which opposing counsel has cited no more
TITS this case than her jacket fits her back
Her deductions. like her front hair. are
false"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1897-08-28

What's in hyur?' he inquired, putting
his hand on bundle.
store clothes"
who fur "
You .
A look of gloom swept over his face.
Il knowed 1t would come ter this. don't
suit yer no more. Ye're tryin' ter take me
in hand an make dude out'n me-"
I'VE amt goin' to git mad, be We? Ye
know We said that bein' as twas my BIRTH
day. / could take what money come in at
market an do whut pleased weth it."
mo. 1 amt gointer git mad. Least
ways eff l do 1 won't let on. What's in
here?'
His wife opened another parcel he had
indicated and displayed a number of toilet
articles. He picked out bottle of cologne
and inquired:
What's thiS?'
''Suthin more fur you" was the answer
Looks like mighty small drink" he
commented. as he proceeded to uncork it.
generous breath of the perfume which
he exhaied with long ecstatic sigh.
What's that fur?' he asked
It's to put on yer handkerchief"
He set the bottle down Indignantly.
Il knowed we wasn't satisfied weth me-"
he said; but / didn't think ye'd ever in
suit me this way. Ye don't give me credit
fur what sense l have. I may not know
r1uch about perliteness, an I may need
somebody ter come along an give me store
clothes; but I'd have you understand that
l know when an how ter use my hand
kercher- / don't hev ter be reminded of IL
an charmed inter 1t by no sech onderhand-
ed means" -s.-.f.-