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The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1897-10-22
And MARYLAND Beauty Too.

The Baltimore NeWS of Tuesday
evening says:
'The Frederick Fair opens to-day
under exceedingly favorably auspices.
The managers are to be congratulated
upon their enterprise in restoring the
buildings that We're burned on Sunday.
Frederick is a great county, and it has
IA fair that is commensurate with its
greatness. Maryland hospitality, Mary
land energy and Maryland resources
can be seen in their fullest develop
ment this week at Frederick"
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1897-10-22
Death of Mr.. schelI.

Mr.. Joseph Schell died recently at
Montevue Hospital. He had been in
i'll health for some time He studied
medicine in this city with the late Dr.
Waters and served in the Confederate
Army during the late war. He was
a brother of Mr. Ben Schell and Mrs.
Eugene Taylor, near town, and Mrs
Andrews, of Baltimore The deceased
was sixty-five years old and had been
all inmate of Montevue Hospital for
twenty years.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1897-10-22
Death Of Mr.. VIM. A. Dorsey

VIM. A. Dorsey, who died in Balti-
more Monday, was born in Frederick
County, Liberty District, and was
resident of Baltimore for more than
forty-five years. He was member of
the firm Of Cornell & Dorsey, whole
sale dealers in flour and grain.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1897-10-22
Bucklen,s Arnlca salve.

THE BEST SALvE in the world for
Cuts, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt
Rheum, Fever Sores, letter, Chapped
Hands, Chilblains, Corns, and all
Skin Eruptions, aud positively cures
Piles, or no pay required. 1t is guar
anteed to give perfect satisfaction or
money refunded. Price % cents per
box. For sale by A. L. Pearre Drug
gist.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1897-10-22
THE NUPTIAL KNOT.
Some Happy Couples Who Have
Linked Their Lives for Better
or Worse.
MILLER-HANSON.

Married, on October II, at the Presby-
terrain Church in Washington, ID. c., by
the Rev. J. H. Elliott, assisted by the
Rev. Osborne Ingle, Eleanor Grafton
Hanson TO Arthur p. Miller. The
bride is a relative of the Rev. Osborne
Ingle.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1897-10-22
RENN-EAsTERDAY.

Mr.. f. Charles Rem and Miss Adah
G. yesterday were married Wednes-
day last, at Jefferson, this county.
They will be "at homen after Decem-
Der Dist, at "Br0oklawn," Frederick.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1897-10-22
Republicans and Monopohes.

The New York Post, which was
most active in securing the election of
Mckinley, now has the candor to say:
"Although Senator Sherman declAr-
ed more than once that every shred of
protection ought to be removed from
any article produced by trust or COM
bine, neither he nor any other Repub-
lican Senator ever offered a bill to
carry that plan into effect. The truth
is that the Republican party dares not
offend the monopolies which its own
tariff laws have created
Subscribe for the CITIZEN, and there.
by get good, reliable paper.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1897-10-22

Orange n. J................... %
Sam. s., John Street, Hagers-
town. 323
Time, 22S, 2.27, 2244
227 class. trotting; purse $500.
Princess Orioff. John Dugan,
Washington............ 4 2 l l l
Idol Mambrino, John Brat
tan, York, Pa.................... l l 2 2 2
Kinser, G. G. Crawn & Son,
Lincoln, Va. ................ 2 AS 8
Maud F., Edward Pelling,
York, Pa ...................... 543 3 A
Patrol, &. w. Smith, Freder-
ick, Observation-Disclosures. 8 8 5 A 5
Webb, o. F. Croft, Westches-
ter, Pa. dis.
Time, 2.34, 250!, 2 BOZ, 2.30i
and 2.33. ........,....................
-Three--quarter--
mile heats, 2 in 8; purse $3.50.
Sumner Sea. r. j. Walden,
Middleburg, Md................ | l
Vermont Bradford, David
Murphy, Washington, ID. G. p
Veise, z. H. Smith, AleXan-
drla, ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. dis.
Green Briar, Il. +. Mason,
Point of Rocks, Md.......... a dis.
lime, l.zl4, l.zUt.
The sun peeped from behind dark
clouds Just at eleven o'clock on Thurs
day, bringing joy TO its crowd of anx-
| ious spectators who had braved the
weather to be loyal to the county fair.
1t was a very welcome sight but trifie
too late to dry up the soggy track and
the wet grounds sufficiently for COM
,I, nj, rfatl ion
over all that had the effect of making
every one feel in better humor and
increasing to large extent the gate re-
ceipts.
The morning trains carried hundreds
of passengers to Frederick from all
| points ON and near their lines and
! vehicles brought many more. The
streets were lined with people all
morning before the procession started
for the grounds, but by noon the
greater portion had wendell their way
thither either in the electric cars or on
foot as circumstances justified. 1t was
almost like the Thursday crowds we
have always been used to and would
have been much larger had the weather
been propitious.
Thursday the racing was fair, de-
spite the muddy track, and it was six
o'clock when the last heat of the I'M
finished 2.lS class was ended in the
dark. Three horses, Summit Chief,
! Carrie McGregor and Edsall had each
two heats to their credit. The decid-
ing heat VIII take place this morning
at eleven O'Clock, as will the unfinish-
ed 2.32 class in which jamie S., driven
by Mr.. G.. NJ. de Garmendia, had two
heats The 220 race was won in
straight heats by Jessie l.. The time
in all the races was slow on account
of the mud, but the contests were Bit
ter, as all the horses were out for the
money.
HOUSEHOLD DEPARTMENT.
A plenteous and appetizing display Of
homemade bread, rolls, French rolls,
biscuit-the famous Maryland biscuit
pastry of all kinds, yellow Frederick
county butter, all in a case separate,
the browning display in which was a
duck nestled among lilies, all made OF
the same rich material, the handiwork
of -
Here were cakes, too, of every kind
and description; preserves of strawber-
ries, peaches, cherries, pears, ounces,
pineapples, apricots, citron, plums, APP
pies, raspberries, watermelons, honey,
inarmalade, bIackberries and tomatoes.
Jellies of all the native fruits and ber-
ries, as we'll as homemade wines of well
nigh every possible variety, proved how
busy our good housekeepers have been
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1897-10-22
KELLY-UMBERGER.

Jesse NJ. Kelly, son of James NJ. KEEL
ly, and Miss Elizabeth Umherger,
youngest daughter of Mr.. John S. UNI
bergerger, all Of Monrovia, were mar
ried at the home of the bride on the
10Th instant, by the Rev. r. Kindley,
In the presence of relatives aud
friends.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1897-10-22
Names of the several candidates of the Re-
publican Party so filed and certified.

For Comptroller of the Treasury:
PHILLIPS LEE GOLDSBOROUGH.
For Clerk of the Court of Appeals:
ALLAN RUTHERFORD.
For Associate Judge of the Sixth Judicial
Circuit
JOHN c. MOTTER.
For Clerk of the Circuit Court for Frederick
County:
DOUGLASS H. HARGETT.
For Register of Wills for Frederick County.
. ave. - CHARLES e. SAVIOR. q
For Sheriff of Frederick, County:
ALBERT NJ. PATTERSON.
For County Treasurer for Frederick County:
GEORGE L. KAUFMAN.
For County Commissioners for Frederick
County for the term of four years
GEORGE A. DEAN,
WILLIAM H. NORMAN,
SINGLETON E. RENISBURG.
For County Commissioners for Frederick
County for the term of two years
GEORGE P. GROSSNICKLE,
ABRAHAM S. ZENTZ
For Members of House of Delegates
JOHN r. ROUZER,
THOMAS HIGHTMAN,
Z. ELMER HARM,
J. FRANK BUTTS,
HARRY E. CHAPLINE.
For County Surveyor for Frederick County:
EDWARD ALBAUGH.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1897-10-22
IKE GREAT
FREDERICK FAIR.
|GREAT IN SPITE OF RAIN ~ MUD.
FAIR ATTENDANCE ON FIRST
TWO DAYS, BUT BIG CROWD
ON THURSDAY.

attractive Exhibits in all Depart
ments-Good Racing on Muddy
Track Usual Crowd Of Fakirs, But
No immoral Sideshows Fine Cat
tie and Horses Poultry and Pigeon
D partment Attracts Much Atten-
ton US Cavalry Drills Each Day
a Special Featur The Managers
Think That the Receipts Will be
Ample for all Expenditures.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1897-10-22
NOTICE OF NOMINATIONS.

hp Bmd nwam dHadnsm Frederick
~ Mmym eumdl
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1897-10-22
Names of the several candidates of the Dem
ocratic Party so filed and certified.
For Comptroller of the Treasury
THOMAS A. SMITH.
For Clerk of the Court of Appeals
JOHN FRANK FORD.


For Associate Judge OF the Sixth Judicial
Circuit
CLAYTON o. KEEDY.
For Clerk OF the Circuit Court for Frederick
County
CHARLES w. GOLDSBOROUGH.
For Register of Wills for Frederick County:
CHARLES C. WATERS.
For Sheriff of Frederick County:
JOHN H. GROVE.
For County Treasurer for Frederick County:
FLEET r. NEIGHBOURS.
For County Commissioners for Frederick
County for the term of four years.
CARLTON ]. HARBAUGH,
CALVIN r. COBLENTZ,
REUBEN SAYLER.
For County Commissioners for Frederick
County for the term of two years:
AMERICUS WILES,
SAMUEL FENTON HARGETT.
For Members of the House of Delegates:
JACOB ROSENSTOCK,
SAMUEL r. BROWN,
OLIVER NJ. CLARY,
JOHN d. AHALT,
LEONARD II. WAESCHE.
For County Surveyor for Frederick County:
J. THOMAS BROWNING.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1897-10-22

nNHE FREDERICK ACADEMY,
Located In quiet residential part Of the town.
oilers the most thorough elias Zeal, Scientific or
business education that can be obtained ia
Western Maryland. For terms, apply to
e. e GATES, Principal,
octzzSm. Frederick, Md,
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1897-10-22
SAMUEL V. DOLL,
DANIEL H. MOWEN,
JOHN II. KESSLER,

The Board of Supervisors of Elections for Frederick
County, State of Maryland.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1897-10-22

h, me following were the entries for
Wednesday the second day, with the
track muddy and rain interfering with
Inc plans for the spectators. The 227
Slass was horse race and a royal
contest Tor the money. Bert Shelton,
sne noted race horse, had his honors
Iaken from him and had much to do to
Eet second money in the 2.l5 class. He
pas won more races than any other
poISe hSr'age that we know of and can
Nell rest on bis laurels.
10 Glass, mixed purse $500.
Pbluy Carlisle, A. B. Cum
|npSs'a'ngs, Harrisburg, Pa. ! l l
pert Shelton, Geo. o. Smith,
Evening journal., 1897-04-02
chnnnel Island Desnotism.

It is not generally known that some
thing approaching a military despotism
prevails in the Channel islands Every
male adult born in Guernsey or Jersey
has to serve for long term of years in
the militia, . years being the period
in Guernsey.
In addition TO this, all males Of 32
years Of age and under, Of whatever ma
tionality, who reside in that island for
q year and a day continuously have to
enter the militia and serve for / 3 years,
or suffer fine, Imprisonment or oxpui-
sion.
During the last two or three years a
great number Of young Enghshmen
have settled in Guernsey TO so into the
tomato raising industry
In order TO avoid the military service
imposed by the "states''-as the gov
ernment of Guernsey is called-they
make frequent trips outside their juris-
diction-either to England or to Jersey
the last named having q government
independent of the rest Of the Channel
islands. London Letter.
Evening journal., 1897-04-02
Primitive Surgery.

It is difficult at this day to realize tho
horrors of a surgical operation before
the discovery of an@sthesia. The sur
gcon's knife was necessarily pitiless,
and the victim could only writhe and
scream under the torture. The horror Of
au operation, even to a hero, may be
better understood by a story Of Nelson,
Included in paper by DR.. John Ash
hurst on Surgery Before the Days Of
An@sthetics, published in the Phila-
delphia Record:
No Drawer or more gallant gentleman
ever lived than Admiral Niscount Mel
SON, and after his right elbow had been
shattered by q French bullet in the as
sault at Tcacrife be manifested the ut
most courage refusing TO be taken to
the nearest snip lest the sight Of his in
jury should alarm the wife of n fellow
officer whose own fate was uncertain.
When his own ship was reached, he
ol mbed up its side without assistance,
81 wing;
Tell the surgeon to make haste and
Get his instruments. know must lose
NY right arm, SO the sooner it is of the
| better.
che underwent the amputation, " so
says private letter of one of his mid
shipmcn, with the same frmness and
courage that have always marked his
| character -
And yet so painfully was Nelson
affected by the coldness OF the OPERATOR s
knife that when next going into action
al the famous battle of the Nile he gave
standing orders TO his surgeons that hot
water should always be kept in readi.
ness during an engagements so that il
another operation should be required he
might at least have the poor comfort Of
/ being cut with warm instruments.
Evening journal., 1897-04-02
FAITH IN HUMAN NATURE.
= New York Cafe That Reposes Implicit
Confidence In It's Customers.

= New york care Inat Aepose5 Implicit
Confidence In It's Customers.
II is rather surprising TO find right ON
Park row cafe that trusts its custom
eis perfectly This place has probably
800 regular callers 1t is open day and
night, and is run on a system of i'm
p.icit faith in tho honesty of man.
W.ile not a place strictly high class it
Offers what might be called a very
comfortable" meal with trimmings
before or after Altogether it is simply
a plain place for an everyday man, with
occasionally a little something extra
on the bill of fare equaling anything in
the city
This, Of course, can ba said Of hun
dleds of similar places, but the system
o. payment is something novel The
proprietor, stout German, boasts no
cashier as there is very little cash to
take in. On the cigar counter is a day
book. The customer comes in goes TO
tire ice chest in the corner if he wishes
and takes a quiet nip out of a black
bottle Then he orders what he wants
OF the bill of fare. IL is served quickly
aud neatly. He then counts up his own
Indebtedness and puts il opposite his
name in the book, including the nip,
or cigar, if he prefers that He then
walks serenely out, knowing no proprie-
tor is glaring at him and no cashier
yclling for him TO come back and make
the cash register good.
This sort Of childlike simplicity in
running a business in the very heart of
a city filed with bunkoers, green goods
men and gold bricks without number
is said to be a winning venture. Gus
toners invariably settle weekly, Friday
and Saturday being pay days, and the
proprietor says he has as yet to lose a
bill through deliberate fraud. A little
experience with man like that is al
most enough to renew ones confidence
iu human nature. New York Letter in
Pittsburg Dispatch.
Evening journal., 1897-04-02
ENGLISH LAWSUITS.
They Are Expensive, and the Lawyers De
mand Zig Fees snd Resainere.

Inet are EArtn-Atft f+uN tue AA-A1t-a De-
mand Zig Fees Gnd Eetainere.
In England there are many fees TO be
paid by the unhappy client Of a lawyer
that are unknown here in America.
There is a retaining fee, which is a
guinea, and half crown to the clerk,
besides the briof Zee, which IS more inn
portant. Then there is the refrcsher'
Of the leader and the "rcfreshors' of
the subordinate lawyers. In England
the leaders, refreshmeBt, which is due
after five hours, the brief fee being sup
posed TO cover only the getting up of the
case, is 10 guineas, or little over 500,
while S25 must be paid to the lesser
lawyers.
According to English etiquette, no
counsel can leave his circuit to plead in
another without special retainer,
which, III most cases, cannot be less
than 300 guineas. This is probably to
discourage 'poaching.
A would be client once wrote to a
famous American lawyer, stating a case
for his opinion and inclosing a $50
note The lawyer did not reply, where
upon the client wrote a second letter
and received word from the lawyer that
he had read the case and formed an opin-
ion, but somehow it stuck in his throat.
The client took the hint and sent q 500
note, receiving the lawyers opinion by
the next mail
Nobody does anything for nothing,
especially a lawyer. Lord Mansfield
was so sensible Of this that ON one occa-
sion, when he had attended to some legal
business for himself, he took some gum
eas out of his purse and put them in
his waistcoat pocket to give him the
necessary stimulus. Sir Anthony Ma
lone, an Irish attorney general, was so
imprudent as to forget this fact and was
grievously punished for it, for he was
so inattentive to some property of his
that he lost $4,000 a year 10y it, and
in the future he required his clerk to
make abstract deeds of any property he
might buy and lay them before him,
with fee of guineas, properly indors-
| ed, which the clerk was to scrupulously
account for, after which Sir Anthony
made no more mistakes in regard to bis
own property Chicago News.
Evening journal., 1897-04-02
HE TRIcKED JAY GOULD.
How Jim Fisk Checked Out the Little
Mans Bank Account.

Mans Bank Account.
Gould kept a balance of some $50, 600
in the Tenth National bank for his per-
sonal account, household expenses, etc.
Being called west ON a mission that
lasted several weeks, he left his check
book locked in the safe drawer, to which
Fisk had a key. In the Office was
clever young clerk whom Fisk had
caught in the act of initiating his and
Gould's signatures the imitation Of
Gould's being a facsimile Within an
hour after the wizard S departure check
book and clerk were together under
Fisk's supervision, ard at his instiga-
tion more than dozen blank checks
We're signed with the name Of Jay
Gould, and in the course of a month
the $50, GOO had disappeared. Fisk be-
ing at that time in the clutches Of Josie
Mansfield
On the very day Of Gould's return
the bank sent a notice Of oycrdraft The
little man nearly tainted he had sov-
oral fits His excitement was intense.
He declared that there ,eas "a conspiracy
20 ruin him. lie hastencd to the bank.
and they showed him tic checks. signed
by himself they did not doubt. and he
raved and tore his hair. Nor could he
doubt the signature. 1t was genuine,
even in his own eyes. A rigid investiga-
tion was started, which Fisk put an
end to by informing Gould, with many
a poke in the ribs, that he had drawn
and used the money.
"Did Fisk make good?' an innocent
asked when the story was told.
"Return the $50, O00?" was the reply
eff Fisk had returned it, Wall street
would have cried. New York Press
Evening journal., 1897-04-02
sho COT Icft.

Some time ago the queen Of Italy
asked little girl to knit her pair of
silk mittens for her birthday. giving
her the money for the material a pair
of beautifully worked mittens arrived
on the queens birthday. The little girl
received in return another pair One
mitten contained lire the other bon
bons. Queen Marguerite incloscd IT.
tie note saying, Tell me, my dear
child, which you like best The rcrly
ran as follows:
DEAREST QuEEN-Your lovely presc,,t5 have
made me shed many tears. Papa took tho
mitten with the money. Ny brother had the
bOnbons
Evening journal., 1897-04-02
The Great eastern as a Show ship.

The last days of the Great Eastern
were certainly sad, considering the pur-
pase fer which she was designed nd
The great work she did in cable laying.
Tor scmc time before she was broken
up on The aud Of the River Mersey,
near Liverpool, she was ON view as q
show s. .n. One firm of Liverpool cloth
iors hired hcr for a season. and in addi-
ton to using her for its advertising
purposes made use of her for catch PEN
uy shows In the large cable tank cir
Gus was fitted up and performances
given at so much head, while other
exhibitions of the Conoy Island type
wnro spread all over her deck.-New
) ork Sun.
Evening journal., 1897-04-02
They Never sleep.

Thcre are several species of fish, rep
lies and insects which never sleep.
Among hsh it is now positively known
hat pike, salmon and goldfish never
.leep at all; also that there are several
lthers Of the fish family that never sleep
uore than q few minutes during a
month. There are dozens of species Of
lies which never indulge in slumber
nd from three to five species of serpents
which the naturalists have never yet
yeen able to catch mapping
Evening journal., 1897-04-02

Schedule IN effect January "A. 1897.
az trains Illuminated with PiutAol
sisxpress trains.
RAINS LEAVE WILMINGTON. DELLA
WARE AVENUE EAST-BOUND.
NEW YORK. week days. $40. 'lO5 a
q p. NJ. sundays, s2iS, sil25 a. M. 'se
i32. fL39, sll D. m
PHILADELPHIA. week days. .sls SIS
.'O m ,+a. .is SO sjS .sa sls i9g 'lgsS ~
.3g 'L39, gi5 'n p. m. Sundays, ,5.l9
10 $50 ,ll,25 a, m, 1870, '3.2s $50, '5.1
80, tL39, 9.15. ~ H. m.
CHESTER, week days, '3i3. 555, $40
i.20, 1876, 81 %, 9.l5 'lO0l, 'l0.25. n.20 a. m.
2 90, '229. $50. '5.32 630 sl.39, 9.l5. III D
@. Sundays '3.l3, L36. $50 'lL25 a. N.
z2o, 'SS' $50. '5.s2' G.ao' 'lSs. sib, y
ATLANTIC CITY. week days, 40
D., 'l2.2l. ,2.2g p. m. Sundays, l.3b a. m.
CAPE MAY. week days. 'S.2s a. m
BAtTiMoRE AND WASHINGTON
week days. Us. 40. .sis ~ a. M, 'l2.5s
lays. 'Als, 100 's49 a. M. 1850 '2.0l
BALTiMORE AND WAY sTATIONa
iaily, l2g q. m. 2d y. m %
NEWARK, week days. 'il3 100, 'h.4l
u a. m, 'l2.55, 2.5l, 'i13 'i.5l, 'e;l6, 1.Sf
SIS p. m. Sundays. Il l3. ,.2O, 's.f9 a. m
i255i ,i,l..5i 254, .i;5I 7.s5. 'Sl9 p m
CHICAGO. daily. si57 p m.
CHICAGO, via Cincinnati and indian
lpOlis fS.i9 a. m, daily.
CINCINNATI AND ST LOUIS, daily
1255 and 1918 D. m.
Toledo and Detroit 1.13 a. m, H.5l D.
m, and sS.l9 p. m. daily.
NEW ORLEANS aud MEMPHIS. via
Bristol and Chattanooga, week days g.
p. m. Sundays. = 81 p. N. Through
sleeDers TO Memphis and New Orleans
SINGERLY ACCOMMODATION, daily
720 a. m. 2A and 7.35 p. m.
LANDENBERG ACCOMMODATION
week days, 1927 q. m, 81. 4.5l y. IN. Sun
days, 10 a. M, 45l p. m.
LEAVE MARKET STREET STATION
PHILADELPHIA, week days. $50 D. no
BALTIMORE, week days, ESQ p. m.
LANDENBERG and WAY STATIONS
week days. 6.45. 1920 a. m, $50, 90 D m
Sundays. 965 "a. M, $40 D. m.
LEAVE PHILADELPHIA. CHESTNUT
ST. STATION, FOR WILMINGTON
week days, s330 6.15, 40. 'S.15. $50. 'l0.1e
n 80 a. m. ti22 90. fi.36, l50, $3.50, APO, 40
t5l5. F5.4l Geo, $50, $40, Sf5. slL35 p. m.
Sundays, '330 Sis 200, ll.so a. m, 'l2.2e
sl.36. i5O $40. 430, $50, 'l40, 1880 p. "a.
Telephone No. 1873.
Rates TO Western pints lower than II
any other line.
&. o. SCULL, General Passenger Agent
W. M GREENE. General Manager
Evening journal., 1897-04-02
ONLY ONE WORD.

Only one word, dear, to say 10 you
Before tho throng thrusts US apart;
Only one moment TO pray 20 you.
Goddess enshrined IN my heart
Only one life, dear. 20 1.-Two for you.
viii you spurn it2 IL lies mt your feet.
Only one hearts love 20 give for You.
viii you reign in that heart, my sweetf
Only one song, dear, to sing with you,
Singer and song Of You hlUst.
Only one treasure TO bring with you
Your heart. What matters the rcsti
Only one word 20 implore Of you
Word that isl Couldn't you guess?
Only one whisper-no moro-oi YOU.
Say-shall that whisper be-"NesY"
j. L. Heaton In "Tho Quilting Bee"
Evening journal., 1897-04-02
Whore thn rronblc was.

Brother, said the minister, lyon
Should Try TO be content with what you
have.
~ am, said the brother, who had
leon grumbling. 1T is what / amt got
THAT / am dissatisfied about '-Cincin-
utti Fnguircr
Evening journal., 1897-04-02
Inevitable Conclusion.

a philosopher thinks that . cent
cigar is as good as one costing three
times as much, and keeps ON improving
in philosophy until he believes that be-
ing dead is just as good as living
Atchison Globe.
Evening journal., 1897-04-02
His conyer.atlopal 80.

He did not know much about pictures,
and when she spoke Of girl fiicnd's
achievements with brush he was a
little at sea. He said yes" ard No
with reasonable accuracy until sine
happened to say:
What l am especially disposed TO
praise is her coloring.
Her coloringr" he echoed with alac-
rity KS superb Yon know l always
did admire blonds - Washington Star
Evening journal., 1897-04-02

Few nations have raised shaving to
the dignity Of religions ceremony. IN
the Koran there is 10 mention Of shay
ing at all, yet the Mohammedans shave
their heads in the same manner as the
lindOos
Evening journal., 1897-04-02
Her Proverb.

Mrs. Gummey-Do you believe in
proverbs?
Mrs. Glanders-Certainly. ] believe
hat bird ON the hat is worth two in
.he bush, for example. Harper s Razor