The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1897-02-26
Editorial and Otherwise.

Cuba will be reformed about the same tim
Turkey is.
A raw turnip is a luxury compared with
baby's kiss.
Cuba does not intend that Spain shall sci
her gold brick,
Blessings on him who scottcrS sunbeam
along his pathway,
Never look backward The world only turn
round once in day.
The new Senator from Idaho is a man o
weight-22j pounds,
The man with a boil may get mad and Still
not be out Of humor.
A kind word and a winsome smile will vii
where club would fail.
Vices and r.;'1es are "oc$ r. clos
nejghUorS, though no akin,
1t doesn't require any brains to be growler
A NANCY canine can do that.
If von want to make rascal real mad, tel
him in plain words what he s
More men make FOOLS Of themselves than are
made fools of by other people
From a woman with a beard and a man witt
a Smper, good Lord deliver Us,
The ice trust onght to hold pretty stin
hand and freeze out other trusts.
The man who is well acquainted with him
self IS not apt to be self-conccltcd.
Tight husbands, as well as tight shoes, are
great ANNOYANCE to some women,
The sin of angels turned them into devils
What may we expect it do for man?
The reason happiness is ortcncr found in the
novels IS because rent IS cheap there
The man vino is unfathful in his present
position is not apt to get better one
Many A man speaks Of his wife az a jewel,
but keeps her in A very common setting.
The Grand Lodge of Masous OF the State
will convene next year at Water Valley.
Have nothing to do with merchant who
don't give honest weight and good measure.
Il is very true that money is plentiful. But
oaly III the hands Of those who are in no need
of It.
The cvnic is a man who believes in nothing
but himself, and but little in tina, direction,
even.
There is very seldom any hue and cry after
an clopmg wife unless she belongs to "sas-
sirtv"
J. Wilkes Booth is again reported to be
alive, aud is now said to be ON the stage down
IN Brazil.
Perhaps a woman would never object to her
husband kissing her if he would first dlsinfcct
his breath
The true philosopher is the man who loses
his umbrella and goes through the rain with
out growing.
Fathers should take a thorough inventory of
themselves before wondering why their sons
turn out SO badly.
The world is full Of happiness; but we're so
long getting to it that we have to put ON spec
taclcS to recognize it,
DR., Nansen SAYS he will not make another
attempt to reach the North pole. lie doesn't
like the flavor of dog meat.
II YOU are seeking for happiness in this life,
tho tnnst C,nlisL thine, ,, ,.u IL, T., 4, 4, ,c.
in order to get rich
1t is proposed in Missouri to employ the
State conyicts in draining the swamps in the
Southeastern part of the State.
Some people seem to think that the best way
to cleanse their own garments is to bcdauJ
some one else with yillainous mud,
A newly designed double barrcled gun has
only one trigger, lever being used to change
the acton to either side, as desired.
There are plenty Of people who are patient
and goadnatured as long as they can have
their own way and nothing crosses it.
They say that every cloud has silver lin
ing. The only trouble is the clouds are too
far away for fellow to get at the silver
Daniel Webster uttered solemn truth when
he said, "Oue may live as a cunqucror, king,
or a magistrate; but he muSt die as a man"
An Illinois Judge has Just sent criminal to
the penitentiury for one hundred wears. He
must have great faith in the Illinois climate.
II is said that the maximum speed of the
swallow is ?gO feet per second. The bird is
meant, and not the drink YOU took last night.
The Salvation Army has decided to abolish
poverty, This is very laudabe resolution,
bur human nature will have to be first abol-
lshed.
There is no sense in asking the question,
which is the bet,er-a good heart or good
life?" Both are included in any correct defnl-
tion OF religion.
4 tramp who WAS furnished saw and sent
to the wood pile to saw wood, lett a note on the
wood pile which read thus. "Tcl them you
saw me, but you never saw me saw"
The tonnage capacity Of steamboats,, tug.
boats and barges belonging in Pittsburg is
said to be greater than that of all the vessels
registered at any seaport in the United States
The president Of leading Chicago National
Bank, whose capital is one million dollars, is
an Trishmnn the vice president Hebrew, the
cashier a Scochman and the assistant cashier
an American.
The Washington Post declares that Mark
Hanna has tried the Bushnell knock out drops
and is willing to write testimonial 10 the
effect that they are all the Foraker people
claim for them.
The Secretary Of War sent mn abstract of
the militia force of the United States to the
Senate. Total of all arms of the service is
l,llj,627 and the number available for military
duty not organized, TO- lio,iSi,