Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1897-10-15
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catches you lit.
Some women travel on their shape;
so does the snake.
Even the Quietest woman can make a
hustle il she Wants to.
Man proposes, woman imposes, and
the divorce court exposes.
After man came woman-and she has
been after him ever since.
Time and tide wait for no man--but
it is different with woman.
A bride for woman's tongue is a
necessary part of her harness.
The most curious thing in the world
is woman who is not curious.
Flatter woman and she will love you.
Pity her and she will hate you.
Love may be blind, but the neighbors
generally have their eyes open.
Women kiss each other merely to keep
in practice. They don't mean it.
A woman's age doesn't matter so much
as how long she has been that age.
Time cannot heal woman's grief
if the grief happens to be wrinkle.
Women had larger waists in ancient
times-but the men had longer arms.
Some handsome women are in rea lity
not as handsome as they are painted.
Woman's inhumanity to man makes
countless thousands die old bachelors.
A girl may forgive man for kissing
her, but never for apologizing afterward.
NO girl is too good to be hugged. The
bible tells us to hold fast to good thing.
An echo is the only thing that can
himtiam woman out Of the last word.
One can never Judge the length OF
woman's tongue by the size OF her mouth.
Six women can talk at once and get
along all right-but no two men can do
it.
AZ rule the men who have been driv-
en- crazy by love did not have very far to
go.
Mans inhumanity to man is only ex-
ceeded by woman's inhumanity to wom-
an.
A woman is a great deal better than
her neighbor, and she always knows it
too.
The hardest thing for woman to de-
eide is when to commence her thirtieth
year.
Eve originated the serpentine dance
when she waltzed out of the garden of
Eden.
Love laughs at locksmiths, but it re-
serves its sweetest smiles for the gold
smith.
Some women can see nothing attarct-
i've in this world without the aid Of
mirror.
When girl reaches the age of twenty
five, she loses all desire for birthday
parties.
Somehow the author of love story
never sees the warts on the face of his
heroine.
1t is easy enough for a woman to
make up with rival-if the rival is the
houeliest.
The woman with baby and the wom-
an without baby are always sorry for
each other.
To woman there is nothing so un-
interesting as man in love-with some
other woman.
Almost every woman would like TO
know what some other woman has got
to be proud of.
Eve is the only woman on record who
never turned round to see what the other
woman had on.
This is tough world for women at
best. They must either marry or be-
come old maids.
1t is difficult matter to persuade a
handsome woman to engage in the wom-
ans rights business.
A woman's glory may be in her hair,
but it is a good plan to keep it tied up
when she is cooking.
A woman always wants TO be sure of
the last word. That's why she looks at
the end of a novel first.
When woman has a secret, nothing
makes her so mad as the discovery that
no one wants to know it.
The wisdom OF woman who is vain
of her beauty is equal to that of man
who is vain of bis brains.
You can tell theexact age of tree by
its rings; but this rule doesn't apply in
the case Of society lady.
It's wise woman that knows how TO
avoid lending her copper bottomed pre-
serve kettle to her neighbor.
If one half OF the world doesn't know
how the other half live, it isn't the fault
OF the female sewing societies.
The women who stray from the paths
Of recitude are always young and beau
tiful-so the newspapers tell us.
A woman can pass a display window
OF milliner's shop without stopping
if she is running to stop train.
If mother Eve had known as much as
some OF her daughters, what a fool she |
would have made Of that snake.
A man laughs when he is amused; a |
woman laughs when she thinks other
people think she ought to langh.
About all some women do when they
clean house is to change the beds from
one side OF the room to the other.
a woman always appreciates a rising
young nan--in a etreet-car; but she is
usually too modest TO mention it.
girl is never considered good sing
er until she has caused concert to be
postponed because she bad cold.
You will always get truthful answer
If yon ask woman her age, and she
tells you it is none Of your business.
Trying to quell woman's wrath, is
like sitting down on bunch Of lighted |
fre-crackers to prevent their going off.
Eve was invited to an apple gathering
and discovered she had nothing to wear
1t has been the same with her seq ever
since.
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