The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1897-12-15

@Ihe late Jeremiah Mason was
once engaged in a famous trial, in
which some good Methodist brethren
were concerned. One morning when
the court opened, an overzealous friend
came to him, and in a solemn whisper
said: "Mr. Mason, Mr.. Mason, I had
vision last night. Gabriel appeared
10 me and told me that brother A. was
innocent. No mistake about it. y
"Very well, said the man of law, not
so much as lifting his huge head from
over the table on which he was writ
ing, every we'll; better have Gabriel
subpenaed Immediately"
"A young western lady who want
ed something that would keep her
stockings up where they belonged,
THUS addressed the terror-stricken
young store clerk: "It is my desire
to obtain pair Of circular elastic ap-
pendages capable Of being contracted
and expanded by means Of escillating
FURNISHED steel appliances that sparkle
Ike particles Of gold leaf set with
Alaska diamonds, and which are util-
ICED for keeping in position the habili-
ment of the lower extremities which
innate delicacy forbids me to men
ton
- The assertion comes from Ger
many thai the majority Of people are
not only right-handed, but also right
sighted. By this is meant that most
persons see better with the right eye
than with the left. and habitually,
though unconsciously, employ it more.
Some persons, however, make greater
use of the left eye than. of the right,
and accordingly they are called left
eyed
- The great fire of 1872 in Boston
burned over sixty acres, and entailed
loss of 100000, 900 or million an
acre. The great fire in London in
1856 swept over 436 acres, and de-
stroyed property to the amount Of
| $35, 100000, or $4,000 an acre. In
the latter case the fire ragged in the
dwelling section as we'll as In the mer-
camille, still the comparison affords an
idea of the increase in values in mod
ern cities.
Life is hard at best, but it can
bo made doubly harder by unnecessary
wounds from those We love.
- Age makes some people wise, and
others only stubborn.
= People who are too fresh are apt
to get in pickle.
= Mr-. Stark, Pleasant Ridge, O., says:
CATER two doctors gave up my boy tn
| die, saved him from Group by using
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quickest and mnst certain remedy for
coughs, colds and all throat and lung
apoubles. Evans Pharmacy.
= A number of counterfeit dollars
are in circulation in Columbia, says
the Register, and one had better be
careful to see that dollar has the
proper ring before accepting it. It
is supposed that these spurious coins
are souvenirs left here by crooks who
followed the circus.
= Why is it that when we pull out
one gray hair that dozen came to the
funeral, while if we remove by acci-
dent dark one, there isn't single
mourner.
= Mrs NJ. B Ford, Ruddell's, ILL.,, suf
fered for eight years from dyspepsia anc
chronic nstipatinn and was finally cur
ed b, using DeWitt's Little Early Risers,
the famous little pills for all stomach aud
liver troubles Evans Pharmacy.
= A woman may smile when man
walks on her gown, but, oh, if be
could only know what she is think
ing
= Prosperity comes quickest to the man
whose liver is 10 good condition. De-
Wits Little Early Risers are famous lit
| tie pills for constipation, oiliOusness,
| indigestion and all stomach and liver
troubles. Evans Pharmacy.
= Home is dearer to woman than
a man because to her it is place
where she can sit around without hel
corset on.
j. A Perkins, of Antiquity, O., was
for thirty years needlessy tortured by
physicians for the cure of eczema. Ht
was quickly cured by using DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve the famous Dealing
salve for piles and skin diseases Evans
Pharmacy
1t is to be regretted that the mar
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to be disappointed as the one who
counts on his friends
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easy TO get rid Of it if you con'menc'
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cures coughs, colds, b, Onchitia, pneumo
nia and I'll throat and lung troubles. L
| ia pleasant to take, safe to use and sure tt
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