New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-01-11
THE talk or THE DAY.

The school authorities OF Boston have provided
nutritious lunches for the pupils in several schools
at from two to ten cents.
-Four years ago Senator PETER. Populist. Of Kan
sas stood up in the United States Senate ana said
IF Kansas was put on the auction block and sold
at Sheriff sale it would not bring enough to pay her
debts T.,
That was sweet name TO give State.
About the time Jerry Simpson stood up In
'The men in my district selling their honor,
the women their virtue. and children are begging
How was that for standing up for Kansas? Did
any Republican editor ever blast the State Ike
When Ex-Governor Lewelng was Governor he
made speech in which ne 5ad on,novmeut only
one finds it, and the other nine seek relief with her
That good: stand up and talk about IT, How
proud ought to be OF State that would In
When Lewelling was Governor Mrs. Lease said:
Never in the history Of the State has crime ihst
and Doodle stood forth so boldly as now under the
present administration. '-(Emporia lkan) Gazette
Ten or fifteen years ago" says business man
quoted by "The Philadelphia Record" the canned
meats put up in square tins by American houses
were sold I'm grea; quantities In Samoa II was not
long before Australia and New-Iealand packers
SAW that they missing good thing. they
out agents who circulated story among the
natives TO the effect that cheap American meats
composed i'm part OF human flesh. They said
that I'm the process OF preparing the bones OF dead
Cinnamon for shipment to the Celestial Empire
from San Francisco the meat canned and
labelled beef for Pacific island consumption The
story gained credence TO such extent that the
natives summed the square tins and could only be
induced to buy the round fiat tins put out by Aus
tralian and New-Zeaand houses. That prejudice
exists to-day to such an extent that United States
Consul Mugan has mentioned # I'm his report to
the State Department."
Does your wife ever tie string around your
finger to make you remember things
Yes. often"
How does # work."
Well when get into the city Il reminds me to
telegraph to her and ask her what It she
wanted me TO remember "-tAnswers
MY brethren" said DR.. Boyd Carpenter Bishop
OF Ripon. England. IN recent address. II beg
You take hold OF your own heart and look 1t
straight In the face" Bishop Carpenter is an
Irishman.
What He Expected.-Mr. Porkchopps Cat the con-
ceru 1t amt all singh | see. Heres something
Mrs Porkchopps Well that's singing.
Mr.. Porkchopps No II amt. sextet Is where
six people ride on one bcycle.-tPuck
Professor g. Stanley Hall. of Clark University.
says that thunder and lightning cause terror 10
mCre children than any other thing. and fol-
lowing In the order named come reptiles. strangers.
darkness fire death. domestic animals disease.
wild animals water. ghosts. insects rats and mice.
robbers and high winds. II Is pleasant to notice
that the fear Of ghosts comes very low on the list
Some special forms OF dread TO be found I'm all
parts Of the country. For instance the thought OF
high winds excites alarm in the East. while IN
the cyclone states Il Is a common of appre-
henslon.
BY the dim light OF his dan k-lan. ,rn the burglar
read the following inscription card tackled to
the outside OF the window lie was about to pry up
with u iflmN.