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Circulation Statement.
WASHINGTON, WEDNESDAY, JUNE 3
Our Rights in Hawaii.


1t is said hat the mutual arrangement
between England and France in ls43, by
which neither OF those nations ever should
set up any PrOjectOrate over Hawaii, OF
possess ANY Of its soil. wac intended a.
well - tar other nations NOT parties To the
c0ntract. or course, this is sheer nonSensc
BY oommou consent. Hawaii has been con.
sdered as under tie protection OF the
United States. Before the days of ocean
cables and monster steam warshipS, CON
Euning coal mine on every cruise, and
before the Nicaragua Canal was regarded
as al ythiHg more than an abstract theory
In engineering. control of the islands by
the Cared states was UNIVERSAL ConSjGered
the proper hing by governments W hose nu-
tuaI iealousies would not permit any one Of
them TO POSSESS III, Key OF the Pacific"
Now it is different, ano il is hiutod that
several European powers may join Co raise
issues antecedant TO the revolution in Ha-
wall, which all have oUncurred in bury
inU. 10y accepting the republic and maintain
ing diplomatic relations with it,
Cleveland and olney did what they could
70 vaCate the constructive protect crate
which the United states claimed over the
Hawaiian Islands How far their conduct
may have affected our present rights in
the premises, is legal guest on wEch
mod No. now ho ai.o,7SSs1 Ts,,f IL s.ar,,s
TO he plain mar if we have amy rights and
our Government has the least intention OF
maintaining them. mo time is to be lost IN
asserting them vigorously, and, if need Toe,
xvi ct arms" Pending a settlement OF
the annexation question, the Executive
should Immediately reaSSert our right OF
protectorate, and proceed to enforce 1t by
sending q fleet 60 Honolulu. If something
OF that kind is not done. there may, and
doubtless WILL be new revolution, hacked
by Japan, as agent for England and per
haps Germany; aud then We should have
20 face an accomplished fact and hostile
pseudo local government. TIE Congress
7ftDAN W sNBe IA W etNtAaitttt AAhtt Gil
taxation is completed. ard Il Should not
disserse without providing adequate means
10 maintain the rights and dignity OF the
nation in the event Of war.
We are not sure that the scheme Uf
foreign Intervention has not been foment-
el by American influences which for years
have dominated the executive branch Of
this Government ia the interest Of Great
britain, and largely d. SO % this day We
are strongly Of the opinion that the same
influences are using the situation TO eN-
tend the sphere Of European policy, 40
thatit may cover the Cuban question and
balk the American people In their desire
70 assist the young republic in its 81 ruEa-le
for liberty. We begin to suspect the bona
fldes" Of The Admin .strattrf, In rails ing the
Hawaiian annexation issue, and TO fear
that it m ay have been doneto bring about
concerted intervention by Europe both IN
Hawaii and Cuba.
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The Rench-lsates Fight.

To the Editor OF The Times:
Through he columns Jf your paper heg
leave 60 Inform my friends ana the public
that the affair ~ sBsf week WAS tie result
OF a personal difficulty and MOI as stated
In defense or a lacy and her home | feel
tina. I acted only az any other honorable
man would have done when his character
and reputation were attacked in a cow
ardly and HnwaTYanted manner, as niue
was, and ! take pleasure in Saying that
the Lesson Received Toy the offending party
i one not soon 10 be forgotten A one
aded story always has it's interesting
features TO a certain class: on hearing the
other side II usually has the result of
causing all Co take Tire matter cum granu
sails. AS "A nuul'er Or my friends are aware
this affair has hUen most nauscatiug and
d S.ustmg 10 me. and that tt has gained
publicity Is certainly no fault or mine In
regard 10 my injuries. reg leave 20 say
that. ASIDE from d few scratches was not
Ia the least hurt and was on duty the
following morning ana have lost no time
ancc Dr. V Il RENCH
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The Presidents self-ControI.

II remember Mckinley" says one OF
his oldest friends, las a msn with his
full share OF impulsiveness The time was
when he gave WY as other men do under
strain or provocaiiun. Do you want to
know what wrought the change? For
tw 'nty-fiye years this man has stool he
his wife and all that might give her the
slightest worry No matter what the lead
he was bearing, he has never failed TO
wear into her presence smiling face
Whatever emotion might be SurginC under
meath, he has appeared calm and placid
ON the surface This frail being owes her
life to his shielding care. SeIf-oontrnl was
born Of that twenty-five years of devo-
ton There you have the whole explana.
ton OF what is admirable in MCKinley's
character st. Louis cbeDemocrat,
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tants cf that ''solid square mile Of Lon
olon, who practically constitute the ma
tion'' considered AS the all-powerful cred
itor of the world
That the ever increasing power of the
gold money unit and the corresponding
continued decrease or the debt paying
power of lahOr and commodities, are sources
OF satisfaction and wealth TO one limited
class OF capitalists, ought to be conceiv-
able enough even TO the denscst British
shypzeeper; hat q has taken him, in com
interested in the enhancement of gold tt
the expense or all else, a long time to get
the idea through his head that in soIne
mysterious way, ne is not benefited by
the colossal accumulation OF wealth in the
Golfers OF a few hundred bankers aud
operators il the City. Just ms long as he
CoulG be made to believe that the bur
Gen or oppression, if any could be shown
TO exist, fell upon the ryot OF India IT
in SNUG thankfulncss that the British lion
could devour Indian leInbs and American
eagles, always confident that in Gre way
o. another, the meat would be divided
with him.
On thecontrarv, heis beginning TO realize
that his own modest portion OF meat ras
been and is being divided with Lombard
street, and that annually greater ard
slin greater proportion or it goes la that
direction. The shopkeePer, the landlord,
the manufactures ard the tenant farmer
all are coming TO see that conditions of
universal distress stare them in the face,
and mat their common situation soon must
approximate the horrors of that in The
United States under Cleveland and Hanna.
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LETTERS FROM TIMESREADERS
IlI-Tined stratus of Music.
To the Editor OF The Times:


To the Editor OF The Times
Attention has been called to fact in
connection with the discipline of the Ma
Tine Corps that, taking every detail of
the circumstances under consideration, most
assuredly is not to he listed as cre1itable
10 the organization.
During the Saturday morning parade Of
the battalion comprising the funeral es-
cOTt of the late Col. Hebbs The ma enificently
equipped Lody Uf men, with polished he'll
NETS, immaculate trousers and all tine l,Dmp
and glory of peace, passed directly 10y
house OF mourning, wherein the last earthly
tributes OF respect and love Were being
oppressed for the dead. The minister IN
the midst OF his prayer and mourners as
they stood by the coffin were startled by
the loud strains OF THE Directory" as
with swinging step and proud bearing the
marines marched 10y.
The matter may he trivial, but il worked
upU! the feelings If those who Thought
that. PASSING by the house OF death. n
military funeral escort might have Thought
proper To lessen Its strains OF martial
music. inasmuch as it's funeral ceremony
had not begun aud the friends of ttn dead
citizen Were taking ther last farnwells
almost at the, brink OF the open grave.
1. A s.
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PROPOSALS.

PROPOSALS TO Improve the 0a thing
beach-UfTtce OF the COnIuItsstoners 81
the 4Bsst riCI OF Columbia, Washington, J uno
"a. s97 Sealed proposals, lnti0rstsd RIO
pOSals To Improve the Bathing beach, WI
be received at this office until = O'Clock
M, ON WEBN ESBA i, the 3tsth instant, 10
Improve tie small basin of the tidal
reservoir, near the southern terminus 81
i7tn street west fnh particulars may Dc
al F.tElssd from " Y ste rests, sIserul tsnCscnG
Of the bat hing beach. A certified check
Tor $500 on some bank In the District III
talusssftIa 81 n certificate 81 the coliectar
OF taxes that that amount mas been oe-
1,sJsited with him, must accompany esfch
proposal as guaranteebhatt Tie bidder Wdl
promptly enter into contract II bis pro
posal should be accepted The right te
reject any and MI bids or parts OF bids -
bere.try reserved JOHN ". ROSS, JOHN
b. WIGHT, W M Bl-A OK. Commissioners
OF the District or ColuEBf3ts
5e24, 20 ~ rs 20 30 yeD
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The Bicycle Duel.

Tie first duel of this kind took place
not long since in Spain between Seniors
Moreno and Perez, who both were men,
bers of the Granada Bicycle Club, and 1t
ended fatally for the latter. Aocompa-
MED by theii seconds, they wheeled out
sooie distance on the road to Malaga,
to q secluded spot. There. posted roo feet
apart, at a syn they wheeled toward each
other, each directing his machine with
his left hand and brandishing in his right
shan terrible knife of Spain. the navajo
At the first clash Perez pierced the left
nrm OF Moreno, but at the third encounter
Moreno thrust his knife into the breast
of Perez, who, in few minutes, died from
internal hprnorrhage.- Cncinnati Enquirer.
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Siirewd Reasoning.

Two young men and young woman
Were coming down Euclid avenue Il few
nights ago on a trplet. II was midnight
IT." street was Deserted and the way was
clear. They were on the road home from.
EuClId Beach Park and Were pushing the
tarcC-seisted flyer at lively rate. They
we're FAST neariag the Pittshurg crossing.
when grurf voice called from the side
walk:
Hold on. there"
They gave side glance and saw that il
was "A policeman.
Stop" ne yellea sSain.
Rat they didn't stop. They bent little
lower and tnplet gemely responded.
WHZi went something an inch OF the
young womau's head. Chatter, sounded
something on tlfe'rtadway. The policeman
has thrown Ia club and il had missed the
udels by hairs breadth.
hut they dtdn't stop. They were pretty
SURF the pplicffnan had nothing more to
tlIow.-ClevelaBd Plain Dealer.
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THOMAS BOWLING & CO, AuctiOneerz
6lZ 4 81. NV.
TRUSTEES SALE or TWO VALUABLE
LOTS on THE PALISA DES OF THE
POTOMAC, CONDUIT ROAD, d. C.-By
virtue ~ "a certain deed 81 trust. dated tine
thlISeenth Il 5UhI day OF November, A. D.
1892. ald duly recorded n l. be- 80. 1863.
Folio 300 ct seq. one OF the land records
OF the distinct OF Columbia and az the
request of the parties secured thereby,
We VII sell At public aaCtHyn in fIont OF
the Premises ON I'll UIts q A Y, the ttii siay
OF JULY, 1897, at . o clock p. N. all
those certain pieces or parcels OF land AN d
premises situated IN the County OF Wash
Ingt1B, District OF Columbia, and known
and designated as follows. tD-xrtt Lots
numbered eight CO. and nine 81. ~ block
Numbered eight -, al a SUBDIVISION ads
By EdwaTd Il C0ttTeH and Jacob T. Clark,
trustees. of lot three f3f and part of
Let two -. IN White Haven for the Pals
sades OF the Potomac Land Improvements
Company, As such subdivision Is recorded
IN county book ], page 80, ta the office OF
The surveyor OF the lhstriCt or Columbia
Terms Of Saie-I1ot e1gBt - 10 he sold
subject 80 pTiOr trust OF five hundred
ts5U1l dollars and d per cent interest
fIOIn October 4, 1895, the amount realized
over and above tins amount to be pad IN
cash: lot nine 80 One-JtEiTa cash and the
balance in one and two years. the de-
ferred payments to BE- represented By the
notes of the purchaser. bearing interest
at the rate OF SIX 81 Per centum per aiGsum
from day OF sal, payable eeTEIl-anHuaIly
and secured by first deed OF trust the
property sold o. all cash, at btte option
OF the purchaser. All conveys zlclug, re-
e0TdiIg and HCearial fees ut purchasers
cost dPIC IL of 500 ON each lot
VIII be required at time Of sale, and "
terms OF sale are not complied with
within ten days from day or sale the
trustees reserve the right TO resell the
1r.-DDerty M tise -iEk and c0Sf OF default
ing purchaser. after such public advertise
ment as they may deem PIUpcT and neoes-
VIM E. LEWIS. Trustee
JeSEPH L. HURST, Trustee
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The In at the Senate yesterday was
all that tie most exsCting pstron Of that
show could wish. Mt. Tinman, the Funny
Farmer OF thu SOUTH" gave one of his
inimitahle renditions OF the character
which he may be sad to have created on
the stage. MIR Tillman's side partner,
Mr.. Chandler, helped out the act. The point
of the FUN was proposition from South
Carolina that immigrants should be taXeI
500 npiece on landing. do you place
the value OF one hundred dollars on Amort-
can citizenship" remarked the New Hamp-
SHIRE actor lit would Toe cheap at hair
the price" reioined the gentleman FROM
the dispensary. PineapIAes, which are
plenty and cheap just now, Were consld
cred, and several waternelons were cut
in the o!oakTouus Out Of compliment 10
lie sticky weather. Mr.. Vest moved that
taIlow. wool and grease re put ton tie free
list The motion was lost
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Trolley Car SI1epd.

To the EDITOR of The Times
desire to call attention TO the rapid
rate of speed at which the Cars ON the
Chevy Chase road are run, notably ON
down grades, endangering the lives OF
passengers, and entirely destroying the
pleasure II the ride The result was shown
on the trip made 10y car No % a al tEailer
leaving Chevy Chase Inn abOat $40 on
sunday eYening, June % Shortly after
lcavIRg the circle, tile motor box andrr
car Nc. -, tscS fire, causing excite
meut aud alarm among the passengers II
was conceded that the fire was caused by
the excessive raIadity with which the car
was run. ANA general complaint was made
IF the rare or speed maintained. not only
ON this OCCASION. but on all trips
A SUFFERER
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Tho Dog Did Not Bark,

A good many people are still agitated
over the dog scare The fact that dogs are
being shot 10y the policemen also worries
them -
a middle agraI fhdy. with gray cur;s.
was much alayInesl on board a Euclid car
Saturday by the sudden report of fire
arms With nervous jump, she caught
hold of the sleeve Of the man sitting next
u her and shriHy exclaimed:
was that dog?''
The man addressed was a sober-looing
individual, witt small side whiskers.
Madam" he replied. II Gm not very
well acquainted In your city. but think
| aha safe in saying that it was not dog.
II sounded much more like o revolver -
Cleveland Plain Dealer
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10 those which repressed binetaIlsm In
this COUNTRY IL 1896. Nearly everybody
interested is ia debt and hence in fear
OF the money lender. He is liable to
sudden squeeze and ruiuous liquidation.
lie must or thinks he must, keep well
with the money power.
AS in the United states, this state or
things viii continue until all the subject
classes. gentle and simple, are finally
convinced that perpetuation of gold OPP
preston means subJugation and slavery
in any event, and certain loss of what
ever the extorti0ners pave left In
the nominal possession OF their prey;
and that the fight might as well be made
while a little of the old indie pendent man
hoo1 rcnlSius to the race.
Submission will not excite compassion.
The cat viii play with the mouse for
awhile, but VIII eat IL at last
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THOMAS BOWLING q CO, AuCtIOBeers,
GIL = 81 rtrf y "


612 Z Street n. ".
IRI- STEE> GALE or NALUABL f. LOTS
on THE PALISADES Of TIE Po-
DJIT AND NEW CIT ROA DS. DIS
TRICT Or COLU ABIA.
BY virtue OF certain deed Of trust,
1891, and duly recorded IA Llber No.
1888, toltO 326, ct seq- one OF the land
records OF the District Of COium bia. and
at the request Of the party secured thereby,
we viii sell at pubic aisction IN front II
the premises, 90 THURSDAY. the eth
day or July, 1897, at 4 OClpCk y. ID, all
chose certain pieces or parcels If land and
premises situated IN the County of Wash
inEtOn. District OF Columbia. and known
and designated as follows TO wit L0ts
.s:::.bered One t1l. seven -, to twenty
70 fOrty-siX 40. both mel ia &C 49,
division made by Jacob p. Clark and
Edward b. COJtrel, trustees iOf part OF
Iot 40 one ~ subfiITislOR II tract
OF land called White Haven" among the
heirs OF AiJner Cloud for the Palisades Of
the Potomac Land Improvement Company.
SAM subdivision being recorded IN the
office Of the surveyor Df the District u
Columbia in Book. County ;. page 10
Terms OF sale One-thiTd cash. ana the
balance IN one and two years, the deferred
pa Tlft-Its 10 be rrpIestsflfei rs the iGtes Of
the purchaser. bearing interest at tire rate
OF SIX TO per Centum per aHnum from day
OF Sale pa yable Serui-a HHg3ii Y and secured
Dy ftrStdeeti Of truStoB tie pfOF-rt y sold
or I'll "a Sh, at the CptIOHO the purchaser.
All conveyaBCinE. recording ana nUtarial
tees at purchasers cost. A feusOSi ? or $50
on each lot win be required at time OF
sale, and II terms OF sale are not complied
With within ten days from da : Of sale the
trustees reserve the night 10 resell tie
property at the Iisk aud cost or del8Hlting
purchaser. after such public advertisement
as they ma deem proper and necessary
WILLIAM ". AYRES,
WILLIAM +. LEWIS.
Trustee.
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The Retort Fflial,

Papa-I am surprised that you are at
the foot OF your class, Tommy. why aren't
you at the head sometimes, like little Willie
Bgbee?
Tommy-You see. papa, wiiiie's got an
awfully smart father. and guess he takes
after him. Magazine
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weyicrs campaignin Eastern Cuba places
the Mckinley Admin stration, if that were
possible, ia a worse plight than ever. The
situation treated In the western provinces
by the Spanish captain general not only
filled the civilized world with horror, 6ut
compelled the Emitted States to draw upon
it's Treasury TO 50 We resident American VIC
TINS fIom the doom of starva ton de
creed by the HyCna Now the war in the
east, upon weyler's own statement, is in
tended to starve or murder all the "paciri-
oos"hc can reach in Santiago de Cuba and
Puerto Principe. In these provinces there
ere many Amerscaas; tut, aside from
that consideration. the cUinmouest dictates
OF huIhanf,y make il mandatory upon US
TO grant the Tcor Cunans Tie rights
CT l,elllgerency. that they may lac able
To sustain ihis new shock of Spanish
fiendISha eSs. The settled purpose Of
Weylcr is to carry starvation aud butcbery
into tie country heretofore completely CON
troIled by the forces OF the republic
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Under and ny virtue OF certain deed
or tTust, dated Ma TCh .. ! $50, and duly
recorded. March IL, -55, IA HbeT 2IOl,
1oilO 3Jd ~ seq, OF thu land records
OF Ane DIStrICt OF Columbia default having
occurred n the performance OF Tie terms
and conditions Of the bond men toned
ana referred 20 in the said deed OF trust,
aad at the written request or the secre-
ttry OF the tOdy corporate, tie Obliges
M and the holder and owner OF said
bond, the undersigned trustees VIII sell.
al public auction, iu front OF the premises.
On MONDAY, the, 18Th DA OF JULY,
A. d, 1887, AT 80 O'CLOCK F. 81,
Jhat pee or pare Of land SItuat ted IN
tbe county Of Washington, District Of Co
much or lot 10, block %. IN John Sherman.
trustees, subdivision OF part OF Mount
Pheasant and Pleasant PA rs, now called
Columbia Heights As lies within the
exterior lines or lot B.. IN Charles D.
ChuTchs subdivision or said lot Is, a
plat of TnlChls recorded In book. County. -
II, page 30. one OF The records OF the
surveyors office or the District OF Co
luhlbEt- said lot l.eIag Improved by a new
IMPROVEMENTS. the SHINE tseing premises
numbered l=f2 l-TnCefou street north west.
I~fu- Of sale. All cash. A deposit Of
$50 v al be required AZ time OF sale
Terms Of sale must be complies with
WHhiH ten days nom date OF sale. other
wise. TIE lot Will b. Tesotd at risk and
Co.'S OF defaulting purchaser or purcha ss-Ts.
au eOHVeyanclng, recording. etc, at pur-
ChaSPr'S cost
STEPHEN VAN WICK, Trustee.
Wash ineton Loan 4 Trust Fldk
FREDERICK L. SIDDONS. Trustee.
te3U-dSds
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HoneleSs.

mo, sir, you don't catch me having any
thing to do with a wheel I've had enough
of il. Lost two teeth and a knee cap"
But you shouldn't be discouraged so
easily. Try it again"
Try it again. Why, good lorrly, was
walkingr Cleveland Plain Dealer
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The Kennedy for Insomnia

A-wen, ana how did you sleep last
night? Did you follow Tuy advice and
begin counting?
B.-Yesl l counted up to $4,000.
A And then You fell asleep?
B.-No; then it was time To get up.-Tit
Bits.
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Auction SALES

OhaS DbHLINU < CO.. AgCt Oneefss
-rD,-s,.r 6Iz T. street NV
N' e y Ef:s. SALE or IAfKOY I'D REAL
E - a r IN THE COT MY OF Wa H.
.s0 IN, NEAR THE BOWEN ROA ID.
AMI lie DISTRICT LINE
b5 virtue OF deed OF trnsf dated
June ~, eS3, recorded n liter No. $50,
tOno olo, CT seq, or the faad records for
the DiStHcJ Of COluIuti5l. We VIA Otfer
LOT sale On the premises, On SATURI,A Y
jury To- 1897, at 4 O'Clock D. NJ, IaIf If a
certain Tract Of land called ~ff0IheTs'
JOINT Interest" and known as lot No
elSht 90 OF b. u. Carpenters survey OF
sa.d tlaCt, Il ade November g. 1853, con-
ldfnthS iouI acres OF "a Ba, n Oge or less,
anu othef v'ise known as part Of .N0BsLCn-"
odiu IOt iI0nts On a Itiyate ICGd Jeadng
INTO Bowen ioad, II founded en- u q 81. by
the I:De ter ween the Distinct Of Columbia
dHu 3aI Hand, and : in ptc4 ed by flame
dWeIhng an u OuthOusss.
cTiHs OF sale. ODe-Iaif TaSn. Of VII Oh
% must be PAID at the L he a sale ~ a
deposit, balance IN eOUS 1 aIisOi uts al y q nd
Z months n ON the Gay 81 ale. tor VII IN
the pun che ser = notes mt IT he gwen. bear
ing Interest from the day Of sale at Ter
cent per annum, ana secured 10y deeu Of
Trust on tie property. Il Ire terms ~ sale
are not complied with IN tel days from day
OF sale, the Trustees reserve Tie Zht 10
resell at the SIX ana CBSf o. ~ & fefauItIuR
purchasers, after , % ~ Trtf c notice
RICHARD 7. MORS ELL.
W. BLADEN JACk son.
IIusterS.
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The Latest iation.

Wallace have been figuring a little on
that promised wave OF prosperity, and have
come to the CONCLUSION that there has been
a typographical error.
Ferry--As to how?
lit was evidently intended to be spelled
waive. - Cincinnati Enquirer.
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Newly Made Exp,ettyes.

People who can't express themselves
properly make nfe tired. Why, were &C
Where
''Um-weil you can generally get a few
new samples at The baseball grounds. -
Chicago Post.
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A Pertinent Idea.

Mother-Now, Johnnie, are you telling
me the truth?
Johnnie-1f i a mt, why do you want to
make me tell another lie by asking such q
question as that2-Bost0n Transcript
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One Kind OF Raise

"Do you get the raise you asked the boss
for?''
''Um! Well, he moved my desk up to the
second floor ''-Philadelphia North Amer
lean.
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Malice A forethoupht.

Willy Slimson-Ma'ma said she hoped
you'd call today.
Mrs. Won BloomeE-Wherei your mother
wiIly-She's gone Shopping. -Puck.