New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-06-26
THE TALK or THE DAY.

A., IT., u Reesa OF Cleveland, had the
honor OF entertaining Queen victoria III net y"
home She Mrs. John Mclean hei ""''
being \ major in the English Army IN charge oi
,,or, Nonkton in Hampshire. and when the queen
made a visit to the fort she took cup OF 'ed WIN
Mrs Mclean, although the latter did not az 'ne
time know whom she was entertainins'
would YOU die for me?" she asked senme m sy;
Now look here" ne returned in his matter-oi7dact
way 'are we supposed to be planning q cheap "o'ol
or a wcdding?"-(Chicago Post
The newly organized Autopsy Club. Of chicago
o,cb, N become a chapter Of the Suicide Club
Rr,5a (O,ho has eloped)-fIere Is a telegram from
pIBR rldegroom (anxiously)- What does he say? =,
Dride-AI is forgiven, but don't come pack-
Golfers Weekly
"ontdoors" Is the name OF new illustrated month
IL ro,qoz,re published in this city As It's name In
dcates # "a devoted outdoor sports and recrea-
films and Its first number gives the impression
thar # will do 50 in an effective way. It's office Is
A. No. 1870 Broadway and its price is 10 cents.
THE MOST DANGEROUS.
po,,or,har son as through this vale Of tears your
Tina, pe good foT Infections dom; mean good results in
An feeys iha. have caused the worst disasters
' v,e -(Washipgton star
There are salt 70 he in France 9,iaN women authors
and
nrovlnccs cortrliut. most Of the writers abou two
,bi,3s-O.hu. Plr.s Is represented in the pro-
,or,fop ar1ong the artists. Among the writer's LOW
are novelsis 21 are poets. 10 educaiiona! writers
ami The resi- writer's OF various kinds The artists
comp~ise ~ scup;ors AMI the others are painters
ranging over all branches Of the pictorial ar.
\ Paying Invcstmeni.-."Od man; there is money
in buvinc YOUR wife wheel" said the man whose
lace showed some trace, Of sordid greed.
"Oh. there isl" asked the man OF no particular
You oet there IS She may cat LITTLE more but
sh" doesn't have ti'nc to stop anH look az ''' VIII
COW bargains "-(Cincinnau Enquirer.
Tho Government Of India has adopted 4 regulation
prcvonung the killing Of elephants in reserve
witch extends from shckh Pass to the Afghanisan
frontier Tho ia Approximately 2oo mites by ."
WHAT fanny people folks are! Bci and Dodge
Eodsc-iicno, what's the. news .,.,.
podse-Dont hear thing what is the latest
'' R-sdsc"Hoth!ng new By-thc-way. We had quite
q orc down our way last ni9hi Iht'e persons
killed and half : dozen Injured. ,,.,, .,,oro .,a
cli,isi N on tho Ruston and Ganncr Railroad ltte
,,hfc ago. Quite number killed. hear-(Boston
Transr..pt
-rhe Koanohc N,ws" prints the following fcrvent
,...,., which = colo~ci minister recently made T.,
b.,,,lf Of a fcllow-rNinster: 20 Lord. glib him O.
o,,. OBJ lie eagle Diet ne spy ont sin afar of. WAY
his bands TO dc Gospel plough. Tie his tongue to dc
his head WY down between his knees. and his knees
gav down In some lonesome dark and valley
where prlyor IS much wanted 20 hc made. 'NoInt
hin, vii DC gcroseae ile OF salylshon and sot min
hre
lr,pos.ibl, Whats the idea of this Sociallstlc
colorv?" asked the man who IS unprosperoUs hut
We want go set some place whore run
things 10 suit ourselves 49,
How many VIII there be
As many rs We can get. several thousand"
van Nou are anart people and may succeed fl
sGuarIn the circle discovering perpetual motion
nm Won never will perfect a scheme by which a
whole lot Of individuals VIII suit themselves and
another ali at the same time Washington Star
well my SON." said tho Editor OF The Danville
Hreozo' TO hs son VINO wanted n wheel, you'll iinI
one IN the front end OF that wheelbarrow and there
is a big pile OF coal ashes back Of the house that viii
have 10 he moved. The handc-hars are Of white
ash and are adjustable. so YOU can gei any style Of
hump on that suits your fancy. It IL regulated
largely by the load YOU put The bigger The
load the more you have to hump yourself. Be
careful and don't mar the enamel thc frame and
keep the hall-bearircs well oiled they won't cut
into the cones The tire Is absolutely punctureess
/ 40 YOU won't have 20 take pump and repair XII
with you. BY the time you have removed that pile
| OF ashes think you will have made century run
| also the preparation. You'd better come In to
dinner now"