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Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1897-04-23
The Bimef0IIic Commission.

Because President Mckinley has
appoint commissioners to go abroad
and sound the European govern.
ments on the subject of international
bimetallism, not few newspapers
which helped to elect him are freak
ing into ironical smiles. 1t is true
that the successful party pledged it.
self to promote international bimet
allism, but it is understood now, as
1t was during the campaign, but this
promise was meant to be of service
only In keeping free silver Republi
cans from going over to the Demo
cratic candidate. The smiles of the
organs of the single gold standard
may not speak we'll for their moral
state, but while sense of humor
is part of the ordinary human make
up, it needs a man deficient in that
respect to condemn them seriously.
The commission is a joke-Hot very
good one, to be sure, but still Joke.
Yet President Mckinley has done
the right thing in carrying out form
ally the pledge of his platform. He
was i'll honor bound to do that.
though nobody knows better than
he what bit of humbug the prom
Use was. He, in common with every
body else, is aware that he was chos-
en- to the Presidency because his
election would mean the maintenance
of the gold standard for another
four years.
The London Times, which is a
good Republican on the money ques-
ton, comprehends the motive for the
commissioners appointment as well
as we do on this side of the water
and it has no fear that the bimetallic
commissioners will interfere with
the good thing which the money
lenders of England are in tie enjoy
ment. 'Seperate agreements with
the United States" says the Times
''are out of the question when the
nations OF Europe do not wish to
agree amoug themselves in favor of
bimetallism." 1t sees no prospect
of a conference Of the powers through
the efforts of Messrs. Wolcot. Stew
enson and Paine. who it hopes, Twill
not unduly protract their interest
ing but futile experiments upon the
stability of the financial convictions
now governing European policy"
There is the familiar Republican
smile In that gentle drive, but there
Is no smile in the Times conclusion
that president Mckinley will be
able to point to the commissioners
labors as redeeming his election
promises, and to their failure as
showing that if America wants free
silver she must procure it at her
own risk"
notwithstanding the strength of
the. bimetallic sentiment in England
her capitalists and her government
can be relied on to prevent it from
having practical expression. The
London Times is good authority on
the situation. The Mckinley com
mission, like the Republican plat.
forms bimetallic pledge, is for cam.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1897-04-23

The felicity of some of the gold
Dug papers must have received quite
shock when they heard of the fol.
loving inci1ent at the celebration OF
1efferson's birthday in Washington:
The Hon. Joseph Bailey, of Texas.
wac called upon to speak, but ii
stead be proposed a toast to "Who
best today defends the matchless
F~incip'es of Democracy" and asked
ms hearers to empty their glasses to
the Hon William Jennings Bryan
Ststs-
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1897-04-23
TRUSTEES SALE.

by virtue of the authority vested in
me as trustee, in certain deed If trust
executed by The West Graham Wood
Working Company, a corporation of
the State of Virginia, to me as trustee.
dated the 2sth day OF November. 1s9a.
and recorded in the Clerks Office of
tue County Court of Tazcwell County.
virginia, in deed book No. 81. mage 90.
conveying the property hereinafter do
Scribed 10 the undersigned trustee To So
cure 10 the Bank OF Graham. corpora
s'on OF the St'te of Virginia, the pay
ment OF certain bond executed by the
west Graham Wood Working Company.
bearing date ON the 2Sth of November
leSs' aud being for the payment of Five
thousand Dollars on the sSth dav OF
May, 1898, or for any renewal of the
SAID bond which the said Bank of Ora
nam might see fit to permit the said
west Graham Wood Working Com
pany to make from time to time and
and default having been made in the
payment of said bond in accordance tn
the terms thereof and being required so
TO DO, by the said Bank of Graham. I
.. NJ Graham, trustee, will, on the
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1897-04-23
now TO FIND OUT.

Fill a bottle or common water glass
with urine and let it stand twenty-four
hours; a sediment or settling indicates a
diseased condition of the kidneys. When
urine stains linen it is positive evidence
of kidney trouble. Too frequent desire
to urinate or pain in the back, is also
convincing proof that the kidneys and
bladder AFRO ont &
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1897-04-23
BUCKLEN's ARNICA sALvE

THR BEST SALvE in the world for
Cuts, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt
ahenm, Fever Sores, letter, Chapped
Hands, Chilblains, Corns and all
Skin ETuptions, and positively cures
Fiies' or no pay required. 1t is guar.
anteed To give perfect satisfaction
or money refunded. Price % cents
per box For sac b. A. f. Har.
grave.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1897-04-23
paing use solely.

paing use solely.
But the old question to which that
pledge gave rise puts itself aeSin:
Ii free silver would be bad thing
why should the Republicans ask 9th
err nations to help US to get itf-N.
Y. Journal.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1897-04-23
NOTICE..

Ihave for sale three Poland China
boar pigs, farrowed October 20, 1896.
These pigs are thorough bred and pedi-
gree furnished with each sale. Write
for prices,
TAzEwELI.' VA.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1897-04-23

The MANNED and disfgured old
Confeds in Virgins who served the
South so nobly in the s'late unpleas,
antness,' have, within The past few
days. been receiving their pensions
for the year. The amounts allowed
them are mighty small and insignia
cant. but they are The best the old
State can do, no doubt They ought
to have more,though; for they earned
it-Salem Times Register.
Rinans 'rahuIa- ....,-< h..a -
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1897-04-23

NOTICE has been served on the
faithfn! of Tazewell that all par
ties desiring federal offices IN this
county MUST submit their appli-
cations TO the Republican County
Committee. 1t is easy TO see
through this order, and it means
that no one who does not support
the ring can obtain an appoint
ment, therefore you are notified
mat unless you "stand inn YOU
need not apply for a postOffice or
deputy marshalship unless you
bow down and worship the pow
ers that he.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1897-04-23
TAzEwELL' Va

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Gordonsville, W ..,.:! 20, 1897
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1897-12-23
Rapid Extinction of the Seal

During the past two years, under the
efficient direction of DR.. Jordan, elab-
crate Investigations. including some
thing like an actual count, have been
made to ascertain the number of seals
frequenting the Pribylof islands: Other
studies have strengthened the conclu-
sion that the number has greatly di.
minished within the past decade and
is now greatly and rapidly diminishing.
In spite of the regulations of the Paris
tribunal pelagic sealing has increased
enormously, while legitimate killing
upon the islands has been largely dis
continued That was a charming
thrust of Lord Salisbury's when he said
that the English interest in the fur
seal industry had for some years ex-
ceeded the American, for it Is begin
ming to be apparent that while the
Americans have busted themselves ar
ranging for arbitrations, seeking in
ternational cooperation and organizing
scientific commissions to prove again
what had been proved before, their
sleepless adversaries were quietly gath
ering in the profits. realizing that the
business must soon be closed up any.
how. In the report of 1892 the Brit
ish conmissioners had no intention of
indulging in huIor when they sug-
gested as one of the most desirable
measures the setting apart of at least
one of the two seal islands entirely for
the purpose Of breeding seals for
pelagic sealers, no land killing TO be
allowed there.-Prof. T. C. Mendenhall,
In Appleton's Popular Science Monthly.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1897-12-23

Have you ever calculated how
much is saved in the long run by
having your clothing made by
tailo;s who know their business?
You get better goods, more care
ful workmanship and the fit and
style arc worth a great deal.
It's a satisfaction to wear first
class, we'll made clothes. and then
it's economical is well. Clothes
that fit, wear longer, look better
and are more satisfactory to the
wearcr. Those who wear our
garments appreciate this.
Stop and calculate. Do you
wear tailor-made clothes? In
that case you have garments that
last longer, wear better and suit
you more completely than any
other. Every garment is made in
the best style. No accidental
fits No disgracelul effects. 1t
is cheaper to wear custom clothes
than any others. Fall styles on
display.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1897-12-23
In D0ubt.

Ethel-Oh, dear me! I don't know
what to think! Algy asked me last
night II I wouldn't like to have some
thing around the house that / could
love, and that would love me.
Edith-Well?
Ethel-Well, I don't know whether he
means himself, or whether he Is think
ing of buying me q dogi-Tit-Bits.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1897-12-23
Hoods
said: You ni ser know you
have taken i'll till it is all 0le
over" CSC. c.. Hood & Co., a R
Proprietors, DWELL Mass. u
The only pills o take with Hoods Sarsaparilla-
Thousands are Trying 1T.

In order to prove the great merit OF
Fiv's Cream Balm, the most effective cure
for Catarrh and Cold in Head, we have pre-
pared generous trial size for 10 cents.
Get it of your druggist or send 10 cents to
ELY BROS, Sc Warren St, \. Y. City.
I Isuffered from catarrh of the worst kind
ever since n boy, and l never hoped for
cure, but Ely's Cream Balm seems TO DO
even that Many acquaintance have used
It with excellent results.-Oscar Ostruln,
45 Warren Ave, Chicago, III.
Fly's Cream Balm is the Acknowledged
cure for catarrh and contains no cocaine,
mercury nor any injurious drug. Prlce'
80 cents st druggists or by mail.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1897-12-23
SYNOPSIS.


CHAPTER billy Bones, an old sea
dog. much addicted 10 rum. lodges at Ad-
miral Benbow inn.
CHAPTER II-Stranger, called Black
Dog" meets Bones; an Interview ends In
fight and disappearance of stranger.
Bones suffers apoplectic stroke.
CHAPTER III.-BlInd beggar comes to
inn presses something in Bones hand
and leaves Ten o'clock!' Bones
cries. six hours. Wen do them yet; at
which moment he IS struck dead by apo
Dleyy
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1897-12-23
A Narrowing Question.

Murray Hill-So your rich uncle Ned
hos signifled desire to see you-he is
probably about to make his will-what
are you going to say to him?
Central Parke-Oh! I'm oil at sea
about tim afraid that if 1 tell him
I'm doing well, he will leave his money
20 more needy relatives; and / dasn't
tell him I'm doing i'll for fear he will
leave it to more worthy relatives
Puck
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1897-12-23
Nof Hard to Do.

do you think 1 can see through you,
sir?" indignantly asked the small man
of the tall fellow who had crowded In
front of him as the procession came
along.
Certainly" responded the tall man.
Don't you observe that I'm bow
legged ?'-Chicago Tribune.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1897-12-23
ro BE ooxrrNuID.l
Whiffers-Ah. How de do?

Whiffers-Ah! How de do? Well,
out with 1t, old man. What success9
You said you were going back to your
native town to hunt up your first love,
from whom you parted years ago-the
"airy, fairy Lillian" you raved about.
you know. Did you find her?
Bliffers (sadly)-Y-e-s. She's draw
ing $50 week as the champion fat wom-
an of a dime museum.-N. Y. Weekly.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1897-12-23
A Turf Item.

Dumbleton--In notice that Stirrup, the
popular jockey, has gone insane.
Flasher-Yes; but he finds congenial
employment right along.
Dumbleton-Don't say! In what
way?
Flasher-Thinking up names for rae
ing horses.-Richmond Dispatch.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1897-12-23
short Suffering.

"She never complains Of her hus-
bands ill-treatment of her." remarked
Squildig. "She suffers in silence"
IF she suffers only when she Is ST.
lent" replied Mrs. McSw!lligan, "she
doesn't suffer long at time. Pitts
.burgh Chronicle-Telegraph.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1897-12-23
How She Gets Along.

Dorothy wonder how Mrs. Walker
manages to get on with her husband?
lie is such n slippery fellow.
Mildred-My dear, she just walks over
him ough-shod.-DetroitF Free Press.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1897-12-23
A Fall Poam.

Oh, now the festive moth doth wing
Through closet and through hall.
To ask his merry comrades II
They're going to the camphor ball
N. Y. Journal.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1897-12-23
Couldn't Scare Him

Dunn-You must know, sir, that our
terms are quarterly settlements.
Detail right; here's a quarter on
account-Up-to-Date
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1897-12-23

began to despair.
perhaps it's round his neck" sug-
gested my mother.
Overcoming a strong repugnance, l
tore open his shirt at the neck, and
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1897-12-23
They VIII De welcome.

Spykes-I see by the papers that elec-
tricity has been applied successfully to
the forcing of early small fruits.
Spokes-Then l suppose that succeed
ing years will see ohm-grown straw
berries on the market earlier than
usual.@Judge.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1897-12-23
A near Girl,

My love to me Is sweet and kind
The harsher winds but closer bind:
For these are theater-times. you know
And she's a girl that likes 20 go.
Detroit Free Press.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1897-12-23
The Question. Not Pressed.

Woman Lawyer-How old are your
Woman Witness-I think i must be
about your age.=N. Y. Truth.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1897-12-23
Haln wanted.

Mr.. Borrowit-I wish you would help
me out q little to-day.
Mr.. Busy-With pleasure. I'll hold
open the door.-N. Y. Weekly.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1897-12-23

Geraldine-My face is my fortune.
Gsrald-Yes, and can see the color
OF your money.--Town Topics.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1897-12-23

we had TO stay-my mother almost en-
tirely exposed, and both of us within
earshot of the inn.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1897-12-23
PROFESSIONAL. CARDS.
DR. ). y. JOH NSTON,
ftra.~sH. :

Gold Filings Painless Extraction ct
Teeth and Artificial Teeth without plates
a specially, Nitrous Oxide or Nltalized AiT
or Local nEsthetIcs used.
Ohce over Ni.Iers grocery, east ot Low
y house.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1897-12-23
= asy to Take
- asy to Operate

Are features p .culiar to Hoods Pills. Small in
size. tasteless. efficient. thorough. As one man
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1897-12-23
HR. ". 2. SiCiLEON,
IL DENTS

Formerly known as the Peerless
Painless Extractor Of Teeth Located
permanently at III Fast Jefferson St,
Opposite Hotel Lowry, Butler. VIII do
Dental operations OF all kinds by the
latest devices aud up-to-date methods.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-25

t2-y tried to explain that all of his acts
had been in accordance with the trustees
instructions, but he was promptly turned
down. fve voting to accept and two re-
training from voting. Long before the
close of the session one member saw
that It was hopeless and refrained from
voting on anything Mr.. Hyde has been
with the institution four years, and has
given perfect satisfaction.
II is said that his successor. Joseph Z.
wilson OF Logan, is a prominent Repub-
hcan. and the two professors appointed.
during the past year by the president also
happen to be Republicans
Professor Mayo is Democrat. and
his services We're dispensed with on rec
cmmendation of the president.
The board voted to make the president
the person TO purchase emergency sup
plies. instead of the secretary. and also
to put the experiment station under the
presidents direction.
Miss Rosina Cannon was elected teacher
of physical culture and elocution, vice
Miss Kenyon resigned.
John Stewart was made first assistant
chemist of the experiment station, and
John Crockett of the dairy department
No other changes were male in the
faculty.
President Tanner was authorized to ne
gotiate with the federal authorities and
secure = military instructor for the col
lege. Captain Dunning evidently not meet
ing with his approval
The president and faculty were appoint
ed to obtain plans for the proposed ma
chine shops.
The board will meet again in June.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-25
THE HERALD BULLETIN

PAGE ONE
The Hamilton Murder.
Double Tragedy at Ogden.
Agricultural College Troubles.
PAGE TWO.
The Echo Murder.
U. of c. Bests the Stanfords.
Gold Democrats Dine.
PAGE THREE
The Mining Exchange.
Mines of Lion Hill.
PAGE FOUR.
PAGE FIVE
Phrenograph of George NJ. Cannon.
PAGE SIX
Surplus Canal Case Decided.
In Railway Circles.
Siege of the Manitou Hotel.
War as Viewed in London.
PAGE SEVEN
Wall Street Inactive.
News From Nearby.
The Pioneer Jubilee.
Bacon Indictments Dismissed.
PAGE EIGHT
Some Living Pioneers.
The Chamber of Commerce.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-25

The statement on the part of Thomas
P. Seldom. which was precisely the
reverse of a confession" has con-
WINGED the prosecuting attorney that
he had no part in the killing of John
II. Hamilton, and when the case was
called for examination before Justice
Sommer yesterday morning ne was
dismissed on motion of Assistant At
torney Ray Van Colt.
Mrs. Hamilton pleaded not guilty
and was remanded back to Jail.
There was the usual crowd of curios-
fly seekers present. although not all
could find seats in the limited accom-
modations provided by Justice Som
mers small offices. Those who could
not get in. however, remained outside
and gratified their feelings by gazing
through the windows from the street
below
NcGurrin & AIcGurrin, attorneys for
the defendant. were on hand early and
We're followed by Rhea & Earl, counsel
for Seldom. Prosecuting Attorney Van
Colt accompanied his assistant Ray
Van Colt, and took part in the proceed
ings for the first time.
Mrs. Hamilton came from the Jail in
a cab. and upon entering the courtroom
retired with her attorneys to the pri-
vate Office adjoining. Soon after Fred
McGurrin came in, got penful of ink
and again retired to the seclusion of
his apartment. 1t was then whispered
around that an application for a
change of venue was about to be made.
and so 1t proved. When the defendant,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-25
r1ICHIGAN CYCLONE.
One Person Thought to Be Fatally
Iniured-Much Damage Done.

Saginaw, Mich, April PA special
to the Courier Herald from Omer.
Arenac county, says that cyclone
struck that town at $50 this evening
completely demolishing the general
store of W. r. Clouston. whose resi-
dence was also torn down and his
single mill wrecked. Mr. CloustOn re-
oeived a serious scalp wound and is
thought to be fatally injured.
Mrs John ]. Balkie and her brother.
John CannaHy of Port Huron, were in
the upper portion of the store build
ing when it collapsed. They were bur-
led under the debris. but escaped seri-
Gus injury.
]. A Campbelrs building, under
course of construction, was blown
down and completely wrecked. The
Hagley residence was blown to pieces.
and not board can be found within
200 feet of its former location. Mr. and
Mrs. Hagley were blown so feet into
the air and both were fatally hurt
Mr. CIouston's loss is $1,000 on build
ings and $1,000 on stock. The Presbv
terian church was damaged to the ex-
tent oe $500.
The cyclone lasted but a moment,
and was followed by a terrific rain.
The cloud was funnel shaped and took
a nOrtheasterly direction. When it
reached the woods trees were uprOOted
and carried into the air.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-25

matter Mrs. Hamilton, do you
But here McGurrin interrupted and
said: I am representing Mrs. Hamil-
ton in this matter and will answer all
questions"
You viii remain silent until I get
through said the court Mrs. Ham
llton, do YOU believe this court is biased
and prejudiaed against you in this
case? ! viii state that you need not
answer if YOU do not wish to-
To the surprise of all, she answered
McGurrin made a gesture as of dis
satisfaction. and the court. noting it,
again asked her the question. this
time in different form: rs there any
reason why you should wish a change
OF venue from this court?
This time she raised her head and
slowly said: 4 do not think l can have
a fair trial in this court, and want a
change"
Very well.' said the court.
Just then counsel for the defense
and the prosecuting attorney retired.
When they returned, the justice said:
Il shall send this case to Justice Gee"
But" said McGurrin. I'VE have
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-25

there unlawfully, wilfully. feloniously.
deliberately. premeditatedly and of
their malice aforethought, the said re-
volver, so loaded as aforesaid. did
shoot and discharge upon and against
the body of him, the said John II.
Hamilton, thereby and by thus strik-
ing the said John H. Hamilton with
one of the said leaden bullets, innicting
upon and in the left side of the BODY
of him. the said John H. Hamilton. one
mortal wound. from which mortal
wound the said John Fl. Hamilton lam
guished a short time. and. on the said
18th day of April. 1897. then and there
died: and so this affiant aforesaid. upon
his oath aforesaid. does say that the
said Mrs. Lou Hamilton and Thomas
p. Seldom, the said John II. Hamilton.
in manner and form aforesaid then
and there did kill and murder. con-
trary to the form of the statute in such
case made and provided, and against
the state of Utah.
]. B. BURBIDGE.
Subscribed and sworn to-
ITO which Mrs. Hamilton pleads
Not guilty, " said McGurrin
Mrs. Hamilton will have to plead
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-25

Mrs. Lou Hamilton and Thomas p.
Seldom, on the 10Th day of April, A. d.
1887. at the county of Salt Lake, in the
state of Utah, did commit the crime of
murder in the first degree, as follows:
That the said Mrs. Lou Hamilton and
Thomas p. Seldom. on the said 18th
day of April, A. D. 1897, at the said
county of Salt Lake. in the state of
Utah, upon one John H. Hamilton. I'M
lawfully, wilfully, feloniously, deliber-
ateiy, premeditatedly, of their malice
aforethought, and with specific intent
TO take the life of the said John II.
Hamilton, an assault did make with a
deadly weapon, to-wit, a certain gun
commonly called a revolver, which
then and there was loaded with gun
powder and leaden bullets, then and
there by them, the said Mrs. Lou Ham
ilton and Thomas P. Seldom, had and
held in both their hands, and then and
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-25
SUNDAYS SPEcIA'. FEATURES.

PAGE NINE.
Latest Achievements.
PAGE TEN.
Rest in Scattered Urns.
PAGE ELEVEN.
The Stage.
PAGE TWELVE.
Tailor-Made Gowns.
PAGE THIRTEEN.
News of the west
PAGE. FOURTEEN.
Guide Book Of Pioneers.
PAGE FIFTEEN.
Three Convicts Pardoned.
Snowslides in City Greek Canyon.
PAGE SIXTEEN.
Honor Among Thieves.
PAGE SEVENTEEN.
In the Social Realm.
PAGE EIGHTEEN.
a Field of Spurs.
PAGE NINETEEN.
Cyclones at Hand.
PAGE TWENTY.
Taking the Earth's Temperature.