The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1897-08-20
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-. .r ''oAs favor her mothers
people. "lndeeds" "oh. greatly T'" sS
doesn't look bit like them r"1 ~, Sne
Journal. De'rolt
Yes" said Uncle Jonas .t,.
mine alius wus fond O books an, 49,
he's becom' a page in the lIeislat,r ~"
Philadelphia American.
Quericus-Do you know Univ AT,
often called cold worlds crn,a ',s 10
10 distinguish It from the next. | sun
pose.-New York Journal sup
Roberts Harry fond of fema,o 90
ciety? Richard-lmmoderatelv ~
known him to play whist with ,hras
women.-Boston transcript s
Did you read that magazine art;c,e
on The Working Of a Bank?'y ..So 10
1t by an ex-bank president or an ev,
Observation-Disclosures ENQUIRER
THE Turks seem to have a mighty
poor opinion of the Greeks ..yas.
that accounts for them running 'em
down."-Cleveland Plaindealer.
Few men have any trouble in meet
ing their credi ors, says the Manayunk
Philosopher. but they do have iron
bic in lodging them" Philadelnh,a
Record.
He-l must have kiss for every cara
mel, dear. She-Some men would have
bought whole box instead OF that
measley little paper bag full.-Detroit
Free Press.
Julia. have you bought new spring
suit yetT' mo, I'll have to wait until
next month; Dick had to buy new
spring gun and two new spring fishing
rods this month"
Ie-Just listen how that hen cacklesl
She doesn't know how little one egg
will sell for. She-Perhaps she does.
She may be advertising bargain
Someryille Journal.
Mrs. Jones-Wake up. John! There's
someone trying to get into the housed
Jones-How do you know? Mrs. Jones
The dog has stopped bowling. Hurry.
John.-New York Journal.
Mr.. Crimsonbeak-I don't believe a
man ever stole anything but he lived
to regret it. Mrs. Crimsonbeak-Yo
stole my heart once. John. Mr.. Grim
Observation-Disclosures Statesman.
Joe got the inside track of his wife
this year" What did he do?" HE
read her a whole lot Of newspaper
stories of men who had dropped dead
beating carpets. Detroit Free Press.
Kerrigan -phats good fer a cowld?
Casey-Hov yez got tn proice NV two
hot WHISTLES about yez? Kerrigan-Oi
hoy not. Casey-Will, thin, Kerrigan,
ut wud be mercy not / tell yez.-
| Puck.
Walker FaT-I thought your next
tour was to have been through South
Africa. Count d'Ties-It was, but the
company struck. One of them had
read that an ostrich egg often weighs
dozen pounds.-Puck.
Amanda (alighting from her wheel at
the roadside. where Mortimer awaits
her)-Have l kept yon waiting long.
dear? Mortimer-Long: Many cycles
have passed since the hour appointed
for our meeting.-Iudge.
"You see. 1t was this way: They
were all three so dead in love with her
and all so eligible that to settle the
matter she agreed to marry the one
who should guess the nearest to her
age" and did she?' II don't know.
| know she married the one who guess
ed the lowest. Pearson Weekly.
A hereditary liar: Mrs. Jackson
OATS sebenteen lies yo's tole me toe
day. all diffrunt Yo' am a reg lar rap
skillion. 'Rastus Jackson-W-whad
am a rapskillion. nanny? Mrs. Jack
son-A rapskillion am young 'un dats
got his ladders blood in him-dats
whad a rapskillion am.-Judge.
"You don't mean to tell me you have
gone and got engaged to two women
at oncey" Eyes. but it really amounts
to only one engagement-half an en-
gagement for each girl "Nln you
please explain" why, certainly
Each of 'em is engaged to another TEL
low. Cincinnati Commercial Tribune
A vindication: Il don't understand
why you dislike Herbert So" said Ma
bel to her father. Il don't think he mas
any ideas of finance" Il am sure you
wrong him. He is devoted to IT, lie
stopped right in the middle Of his pro-
poSal to me TO ask how your business
was getting along." -Washington Star.
Mrs. Commonstalk (soberly)EsAre
you sure your fiancee will make good
home-body, Eli? Do you think sne
knows anything about mending' Tor III
stance? Cholly Commonstaik-Aoou'
mending. mother? Why, that Is nel
very strongest point. l saw her memo
a busted tire once in just fourteen m'n'
utes by the watch.-Bazar.
Millionaire-You ask for the hand oil
my daughter. You are journalist,
believe. and journalists. am told. can
scarcely earn their salt. Young Editor
with dignity)-You mistake, sir. an
a newspaper man. "Oh! Keep a news
stand. / presume. Good. paying bust
ness. Take her. my son, and be nap
py."-New York Weekly
"You know" she said with little
asperity. that women have the repu
tation of being able to make money g
further than men, That's true re
TO- aasIfIl