New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-03-04
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

~ o,ro NAN he vowed that he would never
touch a razor to his face If Fremont shou'a NC W
feated This vow he has religiousiy KEPT eo''e
unshaven since the election OF James Buchahah III
1856.
tor 70 me- a ten-doliar sleigh ride this afternoon:
box at the opera tonight, supper al cCeat Scott!
T Whos Mind of a fool human being do you take
brother to be?-(fiarlem Lie
The Rev DR.. A. No,trot.. missionary In indla'
now In Baltimore SAYS: The distress caused Wy 'no
famIn. leads to many atrocities and inhuman ac,s
which only hunger ard the distorted mental cohnl-
lions due to such affection can inspire IL Is 10 'ne
failure OF the rice crops that the present ui7ue "
due The natives depend wholly upon ther iioc
for subsistence and as the crops last year proIeu
total failure due TO the sudden suspension Oh tue
rainy season. supplies were totally cut OF. 10 IN
the quantity Of their food earth, FODDER ana
the banks OF trees are mixed with the rice. rms
terrible mixture Is the daily portion that Is De-
grudgingy distributed TO starving families oy 'hose
who have to make provision
When Mr.. Bryan visited Topeka the Governor OF
tha- he should be welcomed az a visiting potentate
and he ordered his a re 70 salute upon
the arrival of the late free-slver candidate. me
tsctias failed to find there recorded the number OF
shots that should be fired on the arrival OF re-
and he therefore forwarded the Governor through
the adjutant his respectful declnatlon OF me Jon,
wneIks previos to his election declared his intention
TO ibow blood into the ears OF the capitalists Is,
sued another order peremptorily directing the SAID
saTf on pain OF instant caherng re his
guns The captain accordingly succumoed. NOT
knowing how many guns he had to fire, he kept on
SHOOTING Until the Governor. appealed to BY the
deafened Topekans to interpose sent around an
order TO cease firing.-(Nebraska State Journal
WILLIAM THE CONQUERoR.
To the Presdent-elect, William Mckinley OF Ohio.
once more to the front. Ohio'
The Nation has called thy
To the august throne of power once filled
BY Lincoln and Washington.
As William the Second. OF England.
Was William the Conqueror great,
Thou art William the Second. the Conqueror.
OF the grand old Buckeye State.
In tbv youth thou hast been conqueror
on many battlefield,
Rut thv victories now shall be those Of Peace.
As the sceptre thou shalt WELD
For white winged Peace hath her victories.
No less renowned than War
Bur they leave no shadow of sorrow.
No cankering wound nor scar
Prosperity to thy Country
IT'S thy mission TO restore,
Until all the voices of Industry
Shall sing with Joy once more
Until every man and woman and child
Who by labor must earn their bread
And abundanty clothed and fed.
Thou shalt be trusted Pilot.
The old Ship OF State to sail;
But thou hast breasted the storm before,
And we know thou wilt not fail.
Take up thy burden with faith and hope.
And cling to the Hand Divine
That hath ever guided our Nation
And the victory shall be thine.
Columbus, Ohio. March l. 1891 j. L. b.
The Rev Agathodoros Papageorgopoulos, the
Archmandrite Of the Greek Church, opened the
Creek rally in New-York City with an appeal for
help Can you blame him? Enteuthen exclaimed
deka NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Journal
The Buffalo Society OF Natural Sciences recon-
mends the observance Of bird Day" in the pub
lie schools.
EntbusIasc,.-"Hooray fer Mckinley shouted
MI BIvkns. as he slammed the door and flung his
hat OF the rack without taking aim Three cheers
lot w yhe William his wife exclaimed "wha. DO
~" Every VERY" word say"
But you voted for Bryan
AHh Won said that the protective tariff was rob-
berry
And that free silver was the only salvation Of
That was my opinion. But I'm hoorsyins for
street to-day bowling TO the multitude, who cheered
until they made the welkn ring. And when ! see
q man who can arouse all that enthusiasm without
being either pugilist or a baseball player. take
off my hat him and cheer on general principles"
-(Washlpgton star
II "a announced by THE Syracuse Standard
that the consolidation between It and THE POST
which was in contemplation, will not take place
There are six necessities, you know. for a happy
marriage"
what are they? go
First, a good husband
And the otherSY
.The other fve are money."-UIa Caricature
Matthew Buckley. who died the other day In
Delavan Wis. at the age OF ninety years
WAS said 10 be the oldest circus man In the United
states lie was the father-in-law OF William G..
Coup who was a partner OF Barnum
The late Father Healey. who was a celebrated
wit was looking the library OF a well-known
brewer In Dublin. Taking up, one OF the books:
ALI he says. II see you have such and- such a
book here" naming the book.
"Oh" says the brewer. that's an old friend OF
mine"
Also" says Father Healey. II see you have an
other book here" naming the book
Another old friend" said the brewer.
Well the cleric, its you
| don't cut your old frlends!"-(AnsweIA