The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1897-06-04
Editorial and Otherwise.

There is one thing that never dies ct oic
age, viz: bad habit.
The tail of dog often gets a-waggin', ant
so does the tale Of novelist.
French officials advise Emperor William hi
had better STAY ont Of Paris.
Love is not entirely indigestion, although
some poets seem to think it is.
III gotten gain curses all and benefits none
Honesty alone is the best policy.
A newspaper is called "A Song at Twenty
Does it refer to cents or dollars?
1t is very easy for II man to lose his temper
when he knows he is in the wrong.
Money can buy everything but heaven, anC
some people believe it can do that.
II you are no better at night than you wert
in the morning, count it day lost.
Blackburn saws he is going to stay out o
politics. The grapes are awful sour.
MANY persons who do not believe in crema
tjon will have to come to it eventually.
To depend npon others for support or pro
lection is to depend upon a broken reed.
Miss Nina Collins, of Jackson, Tenn, grad
nated, eloped and married the same dav.
If the ewes be the windows Of the soul,
great many Of them are stained windows.
Joe patchen brought $4,000. He is a horse
remember, and not a member of Congress.
The Sultan of Turkey is wise in his genera
ton. He refuses to let his fleet go to sea.
The less rel zion man has the more asham
ed he is for people to know that he has any.
Gov. McLaurin and the obstruc'ionists IL
the Legislature knocked ont the Capitol bill
The ordinary house fv is much fondrr of :
bald head than the legitimate owner thereof
Even VERY stupid man can find pMusibl,
reason for doing anv mean thing he wants to
The Port Gibson Rcvcillc calls exc Governor
John VI. Stone the Grover Cleveland Of MisSis
sppi.
Epilepsy and bad money might play gam
together. One is ft and the other is a coun
ierfrit.
Difficulties throng lifr's pathway. the sur
mounting of which is pleasure to him who i
resulute.
Asses skins are on the free list. This i
merely ons Of the skin games of the Dingle'
tariff bill.
Some people keep so busy cnrvng other
that they have no time to win success to
themselves.
Calve will not return to this country f"
next season. Hence money may be ltt!
easier then.
Lazness in a child can be cured bv threa
Of castor oil. In man it is incurabe save b
the changing.
II is the ,nan who has to live on corn hrca
at home who finds fault with the pie and cak
when he travels.
While the airship is not regarded as an i'm
possibility there are none to be seen as We
except through glasses.
Men sometimes build better than thev know
But the contractor on political job alway
knows better than he builds.
Helen Of Troy had red hair. This must b
corsonc to the hired girl whose caput is de
corated with that kind Of stuff
Never laugh at vonr own jokes if your aud
itors do not appreciate them, for they VIII ne
see where the laugh comes in.
Some people find their greatest enjovmen
in making other people miserable; and y'
thev call themselves Christians.
II has been remarked that a great man
men are called general, because they do M
amount to ANYTHING in particular.
Referring to the numerous good resolution
formed on New Years dav, some one has pre-
! posed to change it to All Liars dav.
A western authority is writing some article
on "TIow to Manage n Husband" The be-
wav is to let him have his own war.
It is said that there are more female ceI
tenarians than male in England. How in Il
world do YOU suppose they found out?
The man who robbed the Massachuset
State pcni'en'iarv was evidently living up
Sam patch's famous motto. "Some things ca
be done rs well as others"
y An additional tax Of 10 cents per pound I
y tea is not calculated to increase its consnm
. tion, and most people down this wav will sti
to coffee regardless Of cost.
Among the manv new devices to assist 4
: blind. one of the best Is typewriter in viii
the KEYS have raised letters or the dots co
tanned in one Of the blind aphabets.
. The Rio Grande river is on rampage a
at Fl Paso hundreds of small houses, inha
tied bv Mexicans and the poorer classes &c
erallv, have been swept away by the flood.
;, Charles Dudley Warner SAYS that lead
newspape Of the future will contain no a
vertisements. II his prediction comes tr
"the ghost" will have some trouble in TAXI
= its usual Saturday afternoon walk.
Il A New JERSEY farmer was foolish enough
tie a calf to his bicycle and to try and lead
animal home. There was nothing left of
bicycle, and il is stated that when the HI
V pital surgeons get through with him there n
be very little left Of the farmer.
The secretary of the German consulate
n Chicago demanded e license tag for his d
without charge, under the consular conv'
ton with Germany by which consuls and III
V, attaches are exempt from all taxes. He
ceived it, but at the expense OF the city coll