The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1897-07-19
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When the sinker Man saw sarsaparilla Reilly
sit at tho Lost table in the Park row restaurant
no said:
"somoting told me dot ron would SIT on dot
table to-day. Der hull noontime hour I we're be-
Loving itin my mind dot I seemed you dere. vot
Is dot q sign OFF,
1T dom know" said Reilly. but you must DO
q fortune teller or q moind reader"
wish I vore,' said Sinkors, "undd don ashore I
gets married / would not at toll, cause would sec
What q tough time der married mems have after
dcy gets married. Really. Reilly, 1 would give
lots oof money to be one oof dose mind readings.
Right away quick / could see when somebody
tells a lie, und I could SEQ II somebody kills
somebody What we're murdered mitoudt ldcntin-
cation. Wouldn't dot make q good business for
q detective
Decd It would" said Reilly.
"Yes," continued the Sinker Man. "ifI we're q
mind reading 1 could walk down Vail street, look
at q banker. find What he links about. und den
bot on dose bond stocks. Und whom / would go
on der rnco track I would read der mind oof der
horse What we're going to vim der race, What fun
vo would have II all peoples could read oudt each
wed have too much fun" remarked sarsa-
p%arilla. "Th, country nd git, 50 mixed up that
m ISSry T Th' t k " We va e sSSo Ssrr Shnt T X! p 1oniry G %eSs
thieves were plannin', an IT, judges nd Know
t there be- IL diSiI TS own a't Time s? IN New york. IL Il
We were all moind readers. tn town I'D DO up
At would like 10 soc It dot way" said sinkers;
"den Q man could find out oof his girl tink q
him %4 or %s abb R EFF some Ss nad Il d 5Silo m,, y !bs,Iht
av another ones wife, tn other fellow .cu'd
punch him without eeking amy questions" p,
smack Fer si face sH %remsr Is d1f tRe sinEso P9 Nam me- q
well" said Reilly. you moight be aising
come up an read about in yer head. Then she'd
bit yer one with an axe, an there'd be a dead
we'll, / would not tink oof other girls when
might alone sit on der elevationed. cars ] would
link mebee oof anudder girl, or When Id be in
but" argued Reilly. "ye'd forgit yerself an
home. Ye'd be- sayin', in yer moind that yee'd
| have to forgit about tn girl in Hoboken, an thin
yer wife w'u'd nail that thought an ye'd be q
mo" said sinkers, Il would leave all dose
thoughts oudt when I'd go home, und 1 you'd
good husband. Den 1 would tink. oof supper
oof takin her TO. der, seaside, und she would
get seasick believin' what a nice man she got
m oMs you! sii ID i Rsili5y; I az y yer sssd bs sR"s IN To nsf
behave she was thinkin' av another Dootchlnan.'
Now yer commencin' again" said the Sinker
Man. You are too Insulation"
"What's that r demanded Reilly. getting up
II said it." answered sinkers. "und / Wouldn't
smarter man, mebbc, as I an"
You're o moind reader" said Reilly.
, Dots its . all right :, G con hrs;ns sinkers. you
Very, true" said Reilly; neither can any
one else"
Den Why do You want to Eight all der time r
asked the Sinker Man.
That's my business" answered Reilly: I'm
But without any tokin'. Sinkers. l think 1 cud
knock tn stufin' out av, a high ball or sail q
II feel kind athletic myself said sinkers
Then they went next door and entered for q
schooner race.