New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-09-12
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

A correspondent writes to say that the Rev.
Frank B. Vrooman the pastor Of a
church in Elmira, but that he was for a time an
assistant to the Rev. +. X. Beecher Of the Park
Church, In that city.
Daughter of the House--I will help you. Marie
Cook-No. no. my dear Frauein; have too much
to do to-day.-(Das Echo.
Miss Lutte A. Little. young coored woman, Of
Memphis, Tenn. has just been admitted to the Bar
She intends to practise in the State Of Kansas
Ethel. what you doing with that concord
I'm locking through the BIS. grandma. to see II
there Is anything in the Bible about bicycle riding
on Sunday being wrong" -(Chicago News.
Some Swiss convicts recently escaped from prison.
and an advertisement announcing the fact says
that with the close-cropped hair. knickerbockers
and striped jackets the fugitive murderers may
easily be mistaken for American English tourists
excursioning in the Valaisan Alps"
The following announcement is posted In the
Boston streetcars: THE Board Of Health hereby
pubic H Of @ and an o
sickness, and hereby orders that splitting on the
The following sign appears in the sreetcars OF New
York City SRit1g on the floor Of this is
electrical Review.
There Is talk in Chicago Of having a loop" for
the surface street railways similar to that for the
elevated roads 1t would be about five blocks square
and all of the lines running into the heart of the
city would switch In and out Of the ring at their
respective corners. Doubts expressed by THE
Western Electrician about the consummation Of
the plan
WINNING FAME.
He started out to be bard
He burned the midnight oil:
But fate was cruel. cold and hard.
And smiled not his toll.
For years he worked and yearned;
But everything he sent away,
Was thanklessly returned.
He plotted and he schemed for fame,
The publishers were flint.
In no way could he get his name
Before the world In print.
Al last. in desperation, he
Took a dose OF "Gullem's Cureall Tea
And got famous there and them
Cleveland Leader.
In the general whirl Of things Carl Browne and
Coxey seem to have been forgotten. In spite of the
fact that the latter is making tour OF the world
In a house on wheels. which bears this placard.
ION to Washington again In 1900. via around the
world. Keep Off the grass" Browne was in Co.
lrmbus, Ohio on Labor Day. and appeared made
up the Goddess OF Liberty. with casaue on his
head. yellow hair hanging down his back, his face
clean-shavcn and powdered. his arms barred and
the American fag draped in great folds around his
way before. In Washington on July l. 1884,
The politician grew enthusiastic "Yes sir" he
said fall dissatisfaction has vanished i'm our
county. and the party Is united to man"
who's the mani
In truth although the companion OF the politi-
clan was young. It was evident that It wouldn't do
to pick him up as man with no worldly knowl-
edge.-(Chcago Post.
MY first client" said NJ. Chalk d'Est Auge mt
the dinner table OF prosperous bourgeois was
the greatest scoundrel unhung--a bad egg any way
you took him. But got him of. He was the
black sheep OF good family and his conviction
would have made great scandal" Toward the
close OF the dinner a pompous important person
ago entered. and as tho host about to intro
duce him to the advocate ne said ''Oh. need
Introduction to NJ d'Est Auge. | his FIRST
client"
vaudevillany-'I saw Jones this morning" said
the gentleman with tho pea-green whiskers, with
an awful cut on his head that his wife had given
him. He was hurrying as fast as he could 10
the
ITO the doctor" interrupted the gentleman with
the bald wig
Nav To the BARRIERS. to have 1t cut right"
The riotousness of the ensuing business was per-
hnps the most realistic presented In any place Of
entertainment at the price.-(Cincinnau Enquirer.