The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1897-04-06
Trumps From Various Quarters.
HE BRADFIELD REGULATOR CO..
Atlanta, Ga.

Mr.. Julian Smith left yesterday for
his home in Charleston. Mr.. Smith
has been attending college but having
been very i'll with fcvcr for the past
few weeks he finds himself too weak to
catch up and continue with his class.
Today is all fools day and if some
body doesn't write us an "April fool"
We will always think we'll, we just
won't get any, that's ell.
Prof. Cromer treated the Senior class
to big dinner last Tuesday.
Has Sampson come to life again? If
not who carried off the gates Of Guza
and set them down upon the h;l that is
before Hebron?
Wednesday cvcning-city Of Ncwbcr-
ry--n large crowd--lots Of laughing~-a
kicking mule who happens to be mighty
activc--tooll pains to amusc and enter
tain his audicncc-kicks holes i'm the
atmosphcrc-stamps the ground and
makes the glass and china ware rattlc
on the shelves and cupboards ducks
his head and squints his eyes and kicks
at the sky aSair--is very apt to make
many acqlaintanccs everywhere he
goes, as he did here.
We were very much pleased to re-
ccivc from the editor Il picture OF the
correspondents in Il group that was talk
en- the day Of the big dinner. 1t will
be great pleasure in after years to
look at this picture and sec how we'll
Lola and Nitn and IL. and 4. j. Il. and
Sigma and Chips and Kay looked and
we'll Josh Trump is on there too but it
makes no difference how he looks. BY
the way, rs the undersigned happens
to be sitting right between Chips and
Kay in that picture it may not be ont
of place for us to become the "Grcat
'aciticator" between these two giants
who happen at this time to be throw
Ing mill-stoncs and red hot gas at each
other. Now, Kay, you had better leave
Chips and his bool alone because you've
got mighty heap VI whisllcrs on your
face and if you keep tinkcring with
Chips he might grab you, "not where
the wool is short" but whcrc the whis-
kcrs arc long. | have noticed that Won
have been picking at Chips Il long time
anyway. No wonder Chips is getting
his "dandcr up.' Now, Chips, YOU
ought to let up on Kay and his book,
because he is II heap the bigger man
ana If he was to come over to your
wood pile and grab youraxc out of your
hands you might have to stop splitting
OF chips for Il while, which will never
do. Now it is all very well to talk about
your doggics and parties and bookies
and all that kind of thing, but when we
get to talking about property and other
things in which we are directly and per-
sonally Interested we sometimes feel
like saying things that would raise the
thermometer to 100 degrees above zero.
1t seems that Kay and Chips arc bound
TO argue about something; if it's not
about international bimettaltarillism
then its about the dispcnsary or thcr
little dogSics, so we throw outu sugges-
tion that sounds something like this:
let the editor select Il subject from
which Il discussion could hc dcduccd
that would interest the readers of his
paper and then let us many of the cor
respondents us desire to do so fire away
and IN rs few words as possible oXprcss
their infallihIc(?) opinions. with Chips
and Kay arruycd on opposite s.dcs and
in the lead.
JOSH TRUMP.