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The Monte Vista journal., 1897-06-26
EPHRAIM'S EPi0RAMS.

II am a mighty smaht tailor dat kin
patch er bad habit.
Clothes makes er woman. n want
of dem makes er livin' pictah.
Ef yo' all doan broke de nutshell yo
all kaint tell ef 1t kontains meat er
wohms.
Er man that makes his mahk in the
wcrl' am de man dat is ca'ful erbout
picking his ta'set.
Hahd luck-low down, s'ble hahd
luck-am de on'y cure known TO dat
disease called genius.
Ef ouah oil toncat put on kid gloves
It's dollahs toe doughnuts he wouldn't
kctch mouse in TO- yeahs.
Er bahkin' dawg won't bite. but ei
20 al am tryin' toe go toe sleep dat
bank am hang sight de wussah.
JUS ex soon ez er man rarns hon
toe live n 'preeiate life erlong comes
de undahtSkah n rings the front do
bell.
Wen er man runs In de dahk n
falls down. ct amt no consolation to
remembah do X-ray hab bin discov-
ah'd.
Ell all dc folks on earth slept at do
same time dat would be occasion wen
one man would be JUS as good ex an
othah.
"Ehly toe bed n chly to rise" am
one Of natures bes' laws. but er colo d
gs'man dat goes toe bed wifi Dc chick
ems am liable toe git hise'f In trouble.
Dah's sunthin' wrong wif de reii-
gion dat insp!ahs er woman toe chase
Oh toe mako oystah soup TO- q chu'ch
festival Will. her chil'un has toe eat
mush n milk or 90 hungry to bed.
The Monte Vista journal., 1897-06-26
TRAGEDY AT LEADvlLLE.
Deputy Shrrin Fahry Killed by Man h,
A


Icadvillc. Colo. June 21.-Thls has
been an exciting afternoon in Lead
Vile. Two deputy shcriifs, while at
tempting 10 arrest two men. were dis
armed and after terrible struggle, in
which one Of the deputies was fatally
shot, the men escaped. From thirty to
forty deputies are now on their track,
but up to n late hour tonight they have
been unsuccessful in capturing the
pair. Deputy Thomas J. Fahcy is the
victim of the bullet. and II Is proba-
BILE that he cannot live.
This morning Sheriff O'Mahoney re-
celved letter from Pueblo requesting
that the sheriff arrest Lee and Frank
Bohannon. who are wanted In Pueblo
FOR grand larceny. 1t was the attempt
20 arrest these men in the house of
their brother that resulted in the tragc-
dy. Lee Bohannon shooting Fahcy In
his desperate attempt 10 escape. Both
the brothers got away. There is great
excitement here over the affair.
The Monte Vista journal., 1897-06-26
chrl.,lan Endeavorcr. to San rranc,.co.

The Denver & Rio Grnnde Railroad, the
sScenic Line of The World" presents TO the
Christian Endeavorcrs the most varied and
beautiful scenery and the best nccommoda.
tions of any Of the trnnscontincntnl lines.
Endeavorers en- route 10 attend the Ma
tionnl Convention at San Francisco, in July,
1897. will hnd II to their advantage to use
the Denver X Rio Grande Railroad In one or
both directions
Tho choice OF two routes Is offered via that
line, using the standard gauge line through
Leadyille, Canon OF the Grand and Glen.
wood Springs. In one direction; and the mar
row-gauge line over the famous Marshall
Pass and through the Black Canon OF the
Gunnlson, in the other. Both routes take
the passenger through the world famed
Royal Gorge.
For full particulars and beautifully illus.
trated pamphlets call on or address,
S. X. HOOPER. q. =. X T. A.,
Denver Colorado,
The Monte Vista journal., 1897-06-26
win Give Their iirsins.

Chicago. June oi.-rrofc~sor Frcdor.
lex Sinrr's devoted pupils. forming the
grcwsomc Autopsy Society OF the Uni
vorsIty OF Chicago, have entered Into u
compact 10 give their brains to science
when they die. Accompanying the Ger.
chrni tissue VIII bc a minute mental
history of the subject. This VIII In
ciudc truthful statement Of personal
virtues mud Wees. Ny n careful cxnmi-
nation Of the brain tissue nni the writ.
ton key II Il believed 'ha, the manifold
shades of character may bc located In
their respective parts or the brain.
The Monte Vista journal., 1897-06-26
"a Bundle of Nerves.

This term Is often applied to people whose
nerves nre abnormully sensitive. They should
strengthen them with Hostcttcr's Stomach
Bltters. After course Of that benign tonic,
they VIII cease to be conscious that they
have nervous systems, except through agree
able sensations. 1t will enable them to eat.
sleep and digest well. the three media for In
creasing tone and yigor In the nerves. In
common with the rest Of the system. The
mental worry begotten by nervous dyspepsia
will also disappear.
The Monte Vista journal., 1897-06-26
A Isnyst lsanau~s.

london. June 81 The Queen. at s:l5
this evening. entertained nt dinner
many OF ber most distinguished guests
In the state supper room mt Bucking.
ha.i Palace. Among those present
were the Prince and Princess OF wales.
with all the members Of the royal fanil.
~. tho royal guests. tho cnvoys Of
states with rank OF Ambassador. aud
tho great officers Of the household. who
wore full court dress.
The Monte Vista journal., 1897-06-26

After dinner the Queen proceeded
from the grand salon to the ball room
to receive her guests, the ENJOYS. their
suites. the Indian princes, the officers
OF the imperial forces and Of the native
Indian escorts and the officers Of the
Queens German regiment.
Mesdames Whitelaw Reid, Nelson A.
Miles and Ogden Mills were presented
by the Queens special command.
The Monte Vista journal., 1897-06-26
(nrelHn Nntea.

There are at present only thirty steam
IN On On, inc me- amazon nnd i,s tIinntanes;
10 from 800 to 400 pounds per acre.
Labortng men employed In the city of
Frankfort. Germany. receive from 75 TO 81
cents day.
There IL only one Latin newspaper In the
world. 1t is published by German In
Aquila. Italy.
The loftiest inhabited plnce In the world
y the Buddhist monastery OF Halne, In
Thlbet. 1t Is about 1900 feet above the
The Monte Vista journal., 1897-06-26
rr-.,a-u. s,oeum Called To oh-r,,n.

Obcriin. Ohio. June 2i.-Dr. william
+. Riocum. for the pnst ten years prcsl.
dent Of Colorado College. was to-day
extended MI unanimous emil TO become
president Of Obcriin College by thu
trustees Of TINT institution. II II Ok.
pcctcd that he will ncccpt.
The Monte Vista journal., 1897-06-26
Sl00 To Any Man.
WILL PAY 500 FOR ANY CASE
OF weAkn-.. In Men They Treat and
bait To Cure.

An Omaha Company places for the first
time before III. public n MAGICAL TKElr-
N8NT for the cure of Lost Vitality. Nervous
aud Sexual Weakness, and Kostorntlou Of
Life Force In old and young men. No
sorn-out frcych remedy, contains no
fhosphurous or other harmful drugs 1t /.
WONDERFUL fHrArNESr-msgi IA its
cnccts-PosiiiNc In It. cure. Al rca. cr-,
who are suffering from n weakness ttat
hiishts their life, causing that mental ID
physical suffering peculiar ,o Lost Man.
hood, should write 10 the STATE MEDICAL.
COMPANY, Omaha, Nch,, and they will
'ond you absolutely FREE. n valuable
paper on thcsc discafos, aud positive proofs
OF their truly M,oic,L Iar,rNENr. fhous.
snds OF men, Who haV. Lost all hope OF .
sure, are being restored by them 10 n per.
feet condition.
This MAoIcu TREATMENT may 10 taken
~ homo under their directions, or they will
pay railroad fare and hotel bills 10 all who
prefer 10 go there for treatment, II they
iail TO cure. They arc perfectly rciisbis,
have no Free Prescriptions, Free Cure,
Free Sample, or c, q, u. fake They hnvs
t"oo,cp capital. and guarantee TO cur.
every rnsr they treat or refund every dol.
lar or their charges may b- Deposited IN q
bank TO leo paid TO them when "a eur. il
effected. Writ" them today.
The Monte Vista journal., 1897-06-26
! Low Rates East and West.

The Union Pacific offers Unprecedented
opportunities for those wishing to take n
summer vacation, or to visit in the East or
West. Following are few places to which
greatly reduced rates have been made:
To san Francisco. June 20. July /, . 3
and . ,sninc rate returnIngj. ...... $50. 90
To Salt Lake and ogden, same dates
CSll.vo returning, gl,.................. 1900
To Salt Lake and return, July 10 and
IL. ...................... 1900
To Salt Lake and return, July Is aud
-, ~. 80. 900 .t..s.. ....,., ls.b
To Minneapolis and return, July
Sc, hnu .. ..... .... ....'..-... -b,iv
I" Nashville. Tenn, and return. daily,
up To Oct. lJ..................... 81 20
To Milwaukee and return, July =, 3
To Omaha AMI Kansas City. July IL
TO ~, July -, -, -, Aug. l, .. S
and Il Observation-Disclosures. 1000
To st. Louis, same dates. 12.II
To Chicago. same dates. 1850
Low rates TO Buffalo and return In August.
We have many others. For full infofmn-
tlon call nt ticket office. 9il Seventeenth
street, corner Curtis
"That young DR.. Gibbs hasn't u particle
Of sense" Has he been giving the wrong
mcdic!ncsf No; but he cured wealthy
~ f.l. IN, ,t+.. "A
The Monte Vista journal., 1897-06-26
"This round worlds but n bitter plll,"
Some surly cynic wrote
Blest those who gulp 1t. dreaming still,
They taste It's sugar cont

The development Of school from small b-=innns-
into great educational Institution, l. directly trace
able to = careful selection Of tn. best ability and
mnut. attention to tn. details Of administration. No
Institution 30 fa,oiLy known In this respect tho
Nr~ ENGLAND CossrHNhrORr ov Mrsic In BosTos,
with nearly million doliArs invested In Its nagniii.
cent buiiiing. and with In music and clocu.
tion and practical Instruction In piano aud organ
tuning. the advantages offered unparalleled and
prove beyond question that the student make no
mistake who selects th. school In preference any
other. at home or abroad.
The Monte Vista journal., 1897-06-26

~ called last evening, Miss Josephine, hut
thought l would better not come In" "why,
Mr.. pctropr Your little brother told me
you were upstairs, In dark room. develop
Ing negatives"
The Monte Vista journal., 1897-06-26

A new Russian law forbids the carryln:
on of trade by sea In foreign vessels and
under any but the Russian flag between all
Russian ports OF the Battle and Black seas
and the Pacific coast, The law will not go
Into operation until the year 1900.
The Monte Vista journal., 1897-06-26
Don't Tobacco Spit and Smoke Your Life Away.

TO quit tobacco easily and forever, lie mag,
netic. full OF life, nerve and ylgor. take NJ,
to-Bac, the wonder.worker. that makes
weak men strong. All druggists. Doe. or 81.
Cure guaranteed. booklet aud sample free.
Address Sterling Remedy Co. Chicago OF
New York.
The Monte Vista journal., 1897-06-26

"PenJab's novel Is Just the book to carry
on TO the woods with one on summer AZ,
tcrnoon." "Ah, and read 1t ther,y' "No-
lose It,"
The Monte Vista journal., 1897-06-26

The distance from 81. Petersburg to the
Pacific terminus of the Siberian railway Is
about twice as great ms that from New
York TO San frnncisco.
The Monte Vista journal., 1897-06-26
Ls0Uoa msn,r possr,vrLv q,

"Mrs. Virgins Is a Ncbuchadnczznl
widow" "what Kind Of widow Is thatl'
"srass, OF course"
The Monte Vista journal., 1897-06-26

"It Is decided that tan shoes mr., no, ~,
nincd." "wcll. then, dignity viii ha,,
go"
The Monte Vista journal., 1897-06-26

''Nonc but the brave deserve the fair
Eyes. but they don't always get them.
know n man on small salary who has pro
posed to seven rich girls"
The Monte Vista journal., 1897-06-26

Clones baS bought a hcli rlnss-snys he
needs II 10 study birds ale must be-
going TO III, scnshotc."
The Monte Vista journal., 1897-06-26
n.., Lice Powder Made 1. Nieto Sap,o.

Safest and best. VIII not harm eggs o.
chicks. Sent postpaid for zoe. Sold by deal.
cr- or uaines Seed Co, i32.i 18th street. ben.
Yer. Colo. Samples sent free.
The Monte Vista journal., 1897-06-26

Two bottles of Iisn's Cure for Consump
lion cured ne ~ bad lung trouble Mrs.
Nichols. Princeton, Ind, March ~. 1895.
The Monte Vista journal., 1897-06-26
Halls Catnrrh Cure
Is taken internally. Price, 15c.

"Whcrc is my copy of Under the Rcd
R9bcr II have paced II away with moth
balls, OF course"
The Monte Vista journal., 1897-06-26

'Whnt do you consider the greatest mis-
take OF n mans lifcf' "IIl- persistence Ia
the dciuslon that b. never makes mistakes. Z"
The Monte Vista journal., 1897-06-26

Home rrcatm-nt Written guarantee gtyrn-n,
err- no pay. send . siainp for trraIsS Nrufntiri
Medicine Co.. lioTnclisylllc. Sst Mention TIA, paper
The Monte Vista journal., 1897-06-26
TELEPHONE WONDERS
HOW THE INSTRUMENT 10 USED

A.sedetes ~ tAs Manager ss the Chicago
OAes-0rsaa vaass oe the Leas Das-
taaes Wlrss.
The Monte Vista journal., 1897-06-26

Candy Cathn'tic. euro constipation forever.
lOe. II q. c. c fall, druggists refund money.
The Monte Vista journal., 1897-06-26

"What Is your idea Of culture?" "It is
being able 10 lend your best silk umbrella
without ninchng."
The Monte Vista journal., 1897-06-26

.'Mr. Norush l. always late everywhere .
eyes: he began life nz n messenger boy"
The Monte Vista journal., 1897-06-26
Ho-To-Hs for Fif,y cen,a

Guaranteed tobacco habit cure makes weak
men strong. blood pure. b0c. ti. All druggists
The Monte Vista journal., 1897-06-26
Denver Directory.

q 0OtCTc COl.FAN AVE. FLORAL co
IlUnlOtO 62s 10th St Tel. 1874. Green.
houses Cor. ColfaI and York SITS. Denver
The Monte Vista journal., 1897-06-26

OND Hand Machinery. Mining. Engines Boil.
{ crs, etc. Send for prices. :. $. Machinery
Co. l5s3 Lawrence. Warehouse 9th 4 Market.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1897-06-19
Bicycle Notes.

The Business Mems Driving Club has
granted the use of it's track for the match
race between the Hay & Willis and the
Fisher teams. The race will be run at
o'clock Monday afternoon, sure, Elmer
Pierce, of Brazil, having consented to race
on track
T.. w. Van Sicklen has sent to Chicago
for "a wheel to ride in the ordinary run on
Sunday, June 2F. The wheel has history
with which Indianapolis is associated. 1t
was offered as prize in this city during
the cycle race meet of 1887, and was won
by N III. Van Sicklen, brother of Mr. Van
Sieklen of this city. He had twenty other
wheels at the time, and this one was COM
paratively little used.
A meeting of the joint committee to ar
panys trophy race has been called for to-
night at the Outing clubhouse AS the
names of all the members of the joint COM
mittee were not known, no notices of the
meeting have been sent out. Zach of the
eight cycling clubs of the city are invited
to send representatives to the meeting.
The trophy. loving cup, becomes the alb
solute property of the club whose team
ms the race.
There has just been completed in Jap
Clemenss shop the smallest wheel made or
used in this city. 1t is for Eddie Clemens,
better known as Jap, junior" He is the
become well known to the people of this
city for the long rides he has made with his
father riding with his feet in his father
coat pockets and his arms around his
fathers neck. The new wheel has four
teen-inch wheels. 1t has a Morgan &
Wright tire and rim sent by the tire
makers. 1t weighs eight pounds.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1897-06-19

Mrs. Henry Younghans, of Detroit, Mich,
who resides at 1908 Grand River Avenue,
said: Ever since our last little one came !
was an invalid. For years | have had the
most painful experience and would have TO
lie down most of the time. After the last
baby was born / was unable to attend tony
homework. | could hardly stand up and
had dizzy spells. | wanted to sleep all the
time and was treated by several OF the best
physicians. / would have the most fearful
cramp, for which hot applications were used.
/ used these hot applications until bllst-
cred myself severely.
"Before our child was born | had been q
strong, healthy woman and was scarcely ever
sick. After he was born | grew weak and
thin, and received scarcely any help from
the medicine left by the doctors. They said
| was not properly cared for and that the
baby was too strong for me. My back seemed
to be breaking and ! was scarcely ever with
out a severe headache Could not tell you
how many different prescriptions have taken,
but every doctor had a different plan of treat
ing my case. | wore supports and laid for
weeks with my limbs elevated, but without
avail One day my husband suggested that
| try DIR. Williams Pink Pills for Pale People,
as he had read several articles in the paper
about women who had been helped by them.
/ was discouraged and thought must always
be an invalid, but said / would try them
after had taken the bottle of medicine
was then using.
"a few days after he brought me in a box
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1897-06-19
INDIANS SHUT OUT AGAIN.
Feat of the Giants on Thursday DupIi-
Gated Yesterday.

NEW YORK, June 1s.-The New Yorks
to-day shut out Patsey Tebeaus Indians
in a postponed game, transferred here from
Cleveland. ICY" Seymour the young
southpaw, was a Chinese puzzle to the
Clevelands He held them down to one hit
up to the eighth inning, when Wallace
worked in triple to left field. They got
another hit i'll the ninth, but this, like the
other, counted for naught. Seymour man
aged to pull the team out of several tight
places In the seventh inning, with one
man out, he gave two bases on balls and
hit the third man, filling the bases. He
steadied himself however, and, by striking
out O'Connor, who came to bat in place of
McDermott, and getting the batter who fol-
lowed out on a fly, retired the side with
three men on bases. The Giants got only
six hits off McDermott. Cuppy relieved
him in the seventh. Attendance, $500.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1897-06-19
a Woman Saved.
A CASE OF INTEREST
TO every WOMAN.
Mrs. Henry YOunghans Tells Story Of Suffering
and How She Was Cured
From the Eoening Neres, Detroit, Mich.

and asked me to give them a trial. | started
taking DIR. Williams Pink Pills for Pale
People that day and put the other medicine
away, thinking it would please him If tried
the pills. Before | had taken one box | felt
better My husband noticed the improve.
ment and bought two MORE boxes. | kept
on using them until had taken four boxes,
and was entirely cured.
Il keep them in the house now and use
them occasionally, as they are great help
to all women. You would not have known
me two years ago. What | am to-day is
owing to DIR. Williams Pink Pills for Pale
People"
(Signedl MRS. II. YoUNGHANs.
Mrs II. Younghans, being duly sworn,
states that she has read the above and THAI
it istrue in every particular.
ROBERT Z. HULL, JR., Notary Public
Wayne County, Michigan.
DIR. Williams Pink Pills for Pale People
contain in a condensed form, all the elements
necessary to give new life and richness 10 the
blood and restore shattered nerves. They are
also specific for troubles peculiar to females,
such as suppressions. Irregularities and all
forms of weakness. They build up the blood,
and restore the glow of health TO pale and sallow
cheeks In men they effect a radical cure
| in all cases arising from mental worry, over
work or excuses of whatever nature. Pink
( Pits are sold in boxes (never i'll loose bulk
at so cents box or six boxes for $3.50, and
may be had of all druggists, or direct by
mail from DR.. Williams Medicine Company,
Schenectady. N. Y.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1897-06-19
THE WAY 1T APOLOGIES.
The News Admits 1t Lied BEFORE
HYpOcriticaI Reply.

HypOcriticaI Reply.
Below is the editorial in the News of yes
terday in which it admits that it bore false
Witness but carefully omits the fact that
in its editorial of the day before it made
the positive assertion that these maligned
councilmen had retained passes:
In an editorial with this caption yester-
day we gave the names of the members of
the City Council, recalled the fact that a
few weeks ago street-railWay passes had
been sent to them, and said that so far
as we were able to learn, all the council
men except Mr.. Ohleyer had retained the
passes. Not one of them, We said, appar-
entity had the sense or the Senslbllity TO see
that under the circumstances the tender OF
such a pass was an insult. Every one eX-
cept Mr. Ohleyer, we said, IL our informa-
ton is correct, has pass from the street.
car company: -.
glad to say, that our information proves
not to have been correct. We learn that
Messrs Allen, Payne, Dudley DeWar, Cos
tello Cooper, Montgomery, Furyear, woody
and Wolcott, as well as Mr.. Ohleyer, have
returned their passes; that MI Murphy
does not now own nor use one, tnas
Messrs Rauch, Madden and Sherer received
passes but have not used them; that Mr..
Smith uses a pass, and doesn't care who
knows it; that Messrs. Clark and y Connor
use passes, giving reasons that MI. ShaI-
fer has pass, and has used two or three
coupons and that Messrs. Kirkhor and
Golfer have not received passes.
of the retention of the passes could apply
only to those who had the passes; as, for
example, in our saying that the unworthy
REPRESENTATIVES of the people should have
the decency to resign or return the passes.
It follows necessarily that those VINO re-
turned the passes were not included in any
such statement. 1t follows, also, that what
over annHcation there was In the charac-
terization was Professionally based on the
correctness of our information: rms, II IS
needless to say, we supposed was correct
The supposition arose from sheer mis-
Understanding, against the occasional occur
renee of which there can be no absolute
Insurance. What was thought to be careful
definition and inquiry proved not to be SO 70;
the councilmen are known to have returned
the passes We know that some nave not not
raturned them. We know that passes have
heen boastfully shown and consplcuously
used by men that the company hopes TH may
betber any member of the Council will
retain his pass now ne IN, must mndeGta nd
- ite significance and purpose OF It's be-
stowal.'