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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1897-04-15

A lot of bootblacks sitting on curbstone
may not be India-rubber boys, though they
arc gutter perchers.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1897-04-15

"How did Nell Glynn look in her new ball
dress" she asked. 81 don't know" he re,
piled; "but the large majority of her that
was out of it looked stunning. Cleveland
aa6ar
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1897-04-15

'Is the sail the only thing that guides a
ship?" asked the green passenger. No"
said the mate; there are rudders." - In
dianapolis Journal.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1897-04-15
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.

Following-"And did the groom kiss the
BRIDE! "Oh, yes" Before everybody"
NO, after everybody except the sexton and
the organist. Detroit Journal.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1897-04-15

He-"Why are you so sad, darling?" She
Il was just thinking, dearest, that this is
the last evening we can be together till to-
morrow. Comic Cuts
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1897-04-15

She-"Did you have any trouble in get
ting papa to listen to your? He-"Not bit.
/ began by telling him I knew of plan
whereby he could save money" Cincinnati
Enuurer
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1897-04-15

A Man Of Mark.-"There goes a man VIII,
is one in thousand What gives hin
such Distinction" "He is clerk in dc
partment store. Chicago Record.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1897-04-15

A woman's happiness is never quite COM
plete until she is in position to tell of time
when she was so III that the doctor never
left the house all day.-Atchison Globe.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1897-04-15
No-To-Bac for fifty Gents.

Over 4o0,0o0cured. Why not let No. To BAG
regulate or remove your desire tor tobacco!
Saves money, makes health and manhood.
Cure guaranteed, SOC and 81 90, all druggists.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1897-04-15

"Does your husband sympathize with tn,
Greeksw "He does indeed; he ha
named two of our new pups Alpha anS
Omega. Chicago Record.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1897-04-15

He-"Miss Bellacour claims to belong to
very old family" "Well, she's justified.
There are six of those girls, and the young.
est s. Ct them must b at least a'."-cleveland
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1897-04-15

1t is little singular that passengers are
wheel, though he is spokesman Of the ship.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1897-04-15

No great man ever had time to play check
ers in the middle of the day. - Atchisor
Globe.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1897-04-15

The man who wears face like coffin,
should not complain if he finds no welcome.
Rams Horn. .a# |
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1897-04-15

With q rub or two umbago is often cured
by st. Jacobs Oil. Small Cost, big profits.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1897-04-15

For world in which there is nothing
new under the sun there are lot of discov.
erers.-Truth.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1897-04-15

A jury of ravens would not be long in de-
Gliding that linnet could not sing.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1897-04-15

Cascarets stimulate liver, kidneys and
bowels. Never sicken, weaken or gripe, l0c.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1897-04-15

The man who knows himself well vii
know a great deal about other men.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1897-04-15

In nearly all cases it is the early
sown grass and oats that give tho best
results.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1897-04-15

However it may be among the lawyers, the
turtle is always really to go on with his case.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1897-04-15

p If a man, works hard and gets along lazy
people say he is "lucby." '-
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1897-04-15

When bilious or costive eat Cascaret,
candy cathartic, cure guaranteed. l0c. 25c.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1897-04-15

All sorts of aches and pains-no.hing
better than st. Jacobs Oil. 1t cures.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1897-04-15

Some very harsh things have been said
OF the sin OF loaiing, but no one can success
fully dispute that loafng is very pleasant
Atchison Globe.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1897-04-15

A man is usually bald four or five years
before he knows it.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1897-04-15

Like Oil Upon Troubled Waters is Hale's
Honey of Horehound and Tar upon cold.
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1897-04-15

Deserted Wife lin conversation with sym
pathetic grocer)-"And trusted him sol"
Grocer-"Confound It! so did - Tit.
Rifs
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1897-04-15

The greatest objection we have to "free"
things iss that they cost too much.-West
Union Gazette. . utt
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1897-04-15

The proof of it is thousands say st.
Jacobs Oil cured us OF neuralgia.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1897-04-15

No man has good appetite il he can wait
patiently for his dinner-Atchison Globe.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1897-04-15

The man who rides hobby thinks nobody
else is making any Roadway.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1897-04-15

Piso's Cure is wonderful Cough medi-
Blake AYES, Brooklyn, N. Y, Oct. 20, "a.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1897-04-15

The giants who frighten us most, often
turn out to be common-sized men on stills.
Rams Horn. "ffr&
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1897-04-15

No old girl should have the nerve to crimT
her hair in the back.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1897-04-15

The man who falls on banana skin once
will have sympathy, but he will only make
fun for the boys the next time he lands on
his back.-Rams Horn.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1897-04-15

When man slips he always stops to lool
at the place where he slipped.-Atchisor
Globe.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1897-04-15

AS it certainly cures it, st. Jacobs Oil is
the Master Cure for rheumatism.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1897-04-15
Mcyicker,. Theatre, chicago.

April II the wonderful Lilliputians" be-
gin an engagement Everybody should see
these little favorites. Pa. r.. ...
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1897-04-15

just try a Toe box of Cascarets candy c
thartic, finest liver and bowel regulator mad
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1897-04-15

A dull, racking pain--neuralgia. It's sur
cure. st. Jacobs Oil. %.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1897-04-15

There are no excuses not to use st. Jacobs
Oil for bruises.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1897-04-15

Birds are supposed to have, in common
with all living creatures, certain reasoning
faculties, and yet they are the most Eighty.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1897-12-23
HOW TO FIND OUT.

Fill q bottle Or common glass with
urine and let it stand twenty-four hours
a sediment OF settling indicates an un-
healthy condition of the kidneys.
When ur1na stains linen it is positive
evidence Of kidney trouble. Too fre-
quent desire to urinate or pain
in the back, is also convincing
proof that the kidneys and bladder are
out of order.
There is comfort in the knowledge so
often expressed, that Dr.. Kilmer's
Swaap-Root, the great kidney rem
edy fulfills every wish in relieving pain
in the back. kidneys, liver, bladder,
and every part of the urinary passages
1t corrects inability to hold urine and
scalding pain In passing it, or bad eff
fects following use of liquor, wine OF
peer, and overcomes that unpleasant
necessity of being compelled to get W
many times during the night TO uri-
nate. The mild and the extraordinary
effect of swamp Root is soon realized
It stands the highest for its wonderful
cures of the most distressing cases. L
you need a medicine you should have
The best. Sold by all druggists price
fifty cents and dollar. You may
have a sample bottle and pamphlet]
both sent free by mail. Mention The
Daily Argus and send your address
DR.. Kilmer & Co, Binghamton, N Y
The proprietCrs of this paper guaran-
90 the genuineness OF thisotfer.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1897-12-23
WANT As, 900 PLACES.
Plain Talk to the President by
Republican Senators.

Washington Post.
President Mckinley has been
brought face to face with the
civil service issue.
1t is a question now whether
he will yield to the advice of Re-
publican Senators on whose pos
litical sagacity he has been ae-
customed to rely or whether he
will disregard their suggestions
and stand firm in his announced
determination to execute the
civil service law to the furthest
degree.
The situation has been placed
before the President in the plain
est and most emphatic manner.
He has been told by Senator
Hanna, Senator Elkins. Senator
Pritchard, Senator Fairbanks,
and others that be will be callous
to his own future political pros
poets and TO the success of his
own party if he does not rescind
the order made by Mr.. Cleve-
land by which $4,000 Offices were
added at one fell swoop to the
classified list. The President has
been told that MIR. Cleveland did
not place all these offices, which
had been filed with Democrats,
under the civil service until the
rasult of the election made It
evident that they would be sue
ceeded by Republicans, unless
he protected them by an execu-
tive order. He has also been told
that the sentiment in Congress
is decidedly in favor of modifying
the civil service law, and per-
haps Of repeating it, and that the
only way to avert radical action
is to remove the cause Of discon-
tent.
It is understood that Senator
Hanna has explicitly stated to
the President that he will not be
responsible for the Presidents
political future if the Cleveland
order is not rescinded. This, in
itself, indicates the Importance
which the Republican leaders ats
tach to the present situation.
The President has not yet in
dictated what course he will pur-
sue. Republican Senators who
are interested in the matter say
that the $4,000 Offices will be
speedily made available for good
and faithful Republicans.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1897-12-23

dents of life Is to transmit to them an
abundance of natural health and hardihood.
But a mother cannot confer health and
strength upon her offspring unless she has
it in some measure herself.
Prospective mothers should know that
DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription is a sci
entifc medicine, which gives perfect health
end strength to the special organs coz
cerned in motherhood.
Taken early during the expectant time, II
make the coming of baby entirely safe and
nearly painless. 1t insures cheerfulness
constitutional vigor to the child.
1t is the only perfect and positive specific
for all weaknesses and diseases of the fer
nine organism.
Mrs. r. Z. Forgey, OF earns. Keyapaha Co.,
Neb, writes: II write to you again concerning
my daughter, Mrs. D. Billings. She has taken
two bottles Of .Favorite Prescription, She
thinks the medicine did her a world of good.
She was conf ned the 18TH of February. Was sick
but a short time and has a 10 pound daughter.
Got along nicely afterward. Looks good, coTn.
plexion looks cieas. sad 5hs says she never fsa
so veil
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1897-12-23

The action of the Democratic
caucus is taken as a sure sign that
both wings of the party are flap
ping together.
Itch on human. mango or horses,
dogs aud all stock, cures in 80 minutes
by Woodford's Sanitary Lot on. 1t
never fails. Sold by NJ. E. Rot inson Il
Bro. Goldsboro NC
Tt is always safe and permits
sible to avoid the man who has
written an unsuccessful play.
TO CURE A CeAD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative Bremo Quinine Tab
lets. All druggists refund the money
if il fails TO cure. Zoe.
The gold party should hold its
next national convention in the
Klondike country.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1897-12-23
GhKANING9
Items OF Interest Clipped
From Our State
EXCHANGES.

Weldon News: After a brief
illness of pneumonia, Mrs. H. D.
Terrell died at the home of her
husband here Wednesday afternoon
of last week--We regret to learn
of the failure of B. r. Browning e
son, one of the oldest established
mercantile firms in Littleton.
The firm did a large time bust
ness, and assets are largely in
excess of liabilities, but a failure
to collect and the low prices Of
cotton force the firm to the wall,
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1897-12-23

J. @. Berry, one of the best known
citizens of Spencer, Mo-, testi.Aes that
he cured himself of the worst kind of
piles by using a few boxes of DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve. He had been
troubled with piles for over thirty
years and had used many different
kinds of so-callsd cures: but De7Wltt's
was the one that did the work and he
will verify this statement If anyone
wishes to write him j. Fl. Hill 81 Son,
Goldsboro, and John r. Smith, Mt.
Olive,
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1897-12-23

J.. M. Thirswend, of Grosbeck, Tex,
says that when he has a spell of indi-
g%estion, and feels bad and sluggish, he
takes two of DeWitt's Little Early
Risers at night, and he is all right the
next morning. Many Thousands of 9TH
ers DIP the same thing. Do you: J. II.
Fill & Son, Goldsboro. and John r,
Smith, Mt. Olive.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1897-12-23

We infer that Hon. Hannis
Taylor's present silence is due to
the fact hat he is busy arrang-
ing with another magazine pub
Usher.
You can't afford to risk your life by
allowing a cold to develop into pneu-
monia OF consumption. Instant relief
and a certain cure afforded by One
Minute Cough Cure j. H Hill & Son,
GoIdsboro, and John r. Smith. Mt.
Olive
Wadesboro Messenger-Intellf-
gencer: Mrs A. L. Caudle died
at her home in Polkton, Sunday
morning, after q long illness,
aged about 81 years. The de-
ceased,'was the eldest daughter
OF DR.. D. D. Smith.
There is no need of little children be-
ing tortured by scald head, eczema and
skin eruptions. DeEVitt;s Witch Hazel
| Salve gives instant relief and cures
| permanently, j. e. Hill s. Son,
Goldsboro, and Joha F. Smith, Mt.
| Olive,
Monroe Enquirer: On We'd
uesday morning, December 18th,
1897, Mrs. Susan Z. Covington,
of this place, died at her home
after o few days sickness of a
complication of diseases and of cid
age,
You can't cure consumption but you
can avoid it and cure every other form
OF throat or lung trouble By the use of
One Minute Cough Cure. J. II.
Hill & Son, Goldsboro, and John r.
Smith. Mt. Olive.
Hon. Kid" Mccoy and Hon.
Daniel Creedon are expected to
settle another important inter-
national question this evening.
! NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. who suffer from
coughs and colds should heed the warn
ings OF danger and save themselves
suffering and fatal results by using One
Minute Cough Cure. Il IS an infallible
remedy fer coughs, colds, Group and al
; throat and lung troubles. J.. II. Hill S
Son, Goldaboro and John r. Smith, MT
| Olive.
The New York journal is still
engaged in the rescue business.
1t has just rescued forty miles OF
| streets from the street railway
corporations by the injunction
process.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1897-12-23
THE RIGHT LINE.
Atlanta Journal.

The brief speech of Mr.. Julian
S. Carr, of North Carolina, at the
Bankers convention yesterday af-
ternoon was one of the most nota-
BILE events of the session, because
he indicated that differences as to
the standard of the currency do not
divide the supporters of the move
ment for a more liberal and better
distributed currency. Mr.. Carr
is an extreme free silver man, but
he is heart and soul with the de.
clared purposes of the convention
held here yesterday. Among
other things he said:
"One speaker has told US to-day
that we have only 80 cents of cir
culation per capita in the South,
while in the Northern States, it is
nearly Sc. They tell US that we
don't want any more money. l
say that a man ought to be able to
90 to the bank and be able to Dor
row ON his credit as well as on
bonds"
There is probably enough money
in the country now to meet all
the requirements of business, but
the trouble is that in some sec
tons a scarcity of it. We do not
refer to the per capita wealth of
the people, but to the circulating
medium.
It is impossible under resent
conditions to distribute the supply
of currency so as to meet the needs
of the South and West and to cure
this radical defect of our none
tary system is the object of those
who contend for an enlargement Of
Dduh ISSlSS.
Bank notes under the plan en-
dorsed by yesterdays convention
would be perfectly sound; nobody
would lose by them, their re
demption would be SO well guar
anteed that they would enter
largely into circulation in the
sections where currency famines
most frequently occur and are
most keenly felt.
Mr.. Carr shows his good sense
in diferentiating the movement
for a larger bank currency from
the contest over currency stand
ards. He realizes that whether
we are to remain on the gold
standard, to adopt the silver
standard Or to enter into an inter-
national bimetallic agreement the
necessity for extension OF bank
ing facilities and the larger use Of
guaranteed paper money will re-
main.
Mr.. Carr does not abate an iota
his zeal for free coinage OF silver
IN coming to the support Of the
plan endorsed by the convention
which he addressed. He sees that
this plan provides for measures
Of relief which will be practi-
cable and useful under any and
all conditions.
We commend most heartily the
spirit and sense Of Mr.. Carr's
position to our free silver friends.
IF they see proper they may
continue the agitation for free
silver coinage after .the banks
have been empowered to extend
the large measure of aid to this
section which would surely come
from them if the recommends
tions CT the convention or some
thing like them, were embodied
IN law.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1897-12-23

The more Speaker Reed hears
OF the proceedings Of Congress,
the more firmly is he impressed
with his desire for a short ses-
sion,
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1897-12-23
A Household Remedy.

And it never fails to cure Rheuma.
tlsm, Catarrh, Pimples, Blotches and
all diseases arising from impure blood.
Is Botanic Blood Balm (B. B. b. Thou
sands endorse it as the best remedy
ever offered to mankind. The thou
sands Of cures performed by this rem
edy are almost miraculous, Try it
Only $1.00 per large bottle. For
sale By j. H. Hills Son, Colds oro, N. GO
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1897-12-23

A Kansas football player came
near being pummel.ed to death in
a folding bed. This is the first
good turn the folding bed has
recorded for q great manyyea.rs.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1897-12-23

An Indiana physician reports
the case of a man who is sweat
ing sand. Possibly Gov. Bush
nell has strayed over the Ohio.
line,
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1897-12-23

Now that the Den o ratio op-
position is showing a disposition
to oppose, the news columns OF
the Congressional Record may
become a trjfe more Interesting.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1897-12-23
r Blood Remedy.

When the editor of the New
York Journal of Commerce, and
a prominent Republican congress
man, advocate estate banks"
these r evidences that the leaven
is working.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1897-12-23
Don't Tobacco Spit and smoke Your IIf'

Away.
If you want to quit tobacco using
easily and forever, be made well, strong
magnetic, full of new life and vigor,
take No-To-Bac, the worder worker
that makes weak men strong. Many
gain ten pounds IN ten days. Oyer 49,
600 cured. Buy No-To-Bac of your
druggist under guarantee to cure, so
cts or 81. Booklet and sample mailed
Free Ad- Sterling Remedy Go. Chi
cago OR New York.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1897-12-23
A Truthful Statement.

An eXcellentand invaluable remedy,
for the cur of cough, cold and hoarse-
ness, is DIR. Bulls Cough Syrup, and
MI. Jas. Hadfeld, $50 West St., New
York City, veriies this statement.
He writes: "Dr. Bulls Cough Syrup
is a most excellent remedy for cough,
cold and hoarseness, and I take great
pleasure in recommending it to all,
who require such a valuable household
medicine" DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup
is sold everywhere for % cents.
Greenville Reflector: One night
last week Mr.. ], Perkins, of Car
DINA township. whose mind is
unbalanced, burned his house.
He moved all the furniture out OF
the building before it was burn
ed. Mr., Perkins is the same man
who last Spring tore a page out
Of one Of the record books in the
register Of deeds Office. We hear
that an effort is being made to
get him in the asylum.
Small pill, safe pill, best pill. De-
Wits Little Early Risers cure bill
Iiousness, constipation. sick headache.
J.. n. Hill & Son, Goldsboro and Jno.
r, Smith Mt Olive
Raleigh News and Observer:
Thomas Hollywood, a farmer liv-
ing in Cross Roads township,
Wilson county, was found at his
stable door, on Monday morning,
in an unconscious condition. It is
believed that he was kicked by a
young mule he was feeding. He
died Tuesday evening without hav-
ing sufficiently recovered con-
seriousness to tell how he was hurt.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1897-12-23
Relief in Six Hours.

Distressing Kidney and Bladder
diseases relieved by the New Great
South American Kidney Cure" This
new remedy is agreat surprise on &C
count of its exceeding promptness in
relieving pain in the bladder, kidneys
passages in male or female. It relieves
retention of water and Pain in passing
it almost INN ediately If you want
quick relief and cure tn 8 is your rem
edy. Sold by NJ E Robinson S Bro.
druggists. Goldsboro. NC
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1897-12-23

Is a blood disease and only a blood rene
dy can cure it. So many people make
the mistake of taking remedies which
at best are only tonics and cannot posi-
bly, reach their trouble. Mr.. Asa Smith,
Greencast1e, Indiana, says: For years
I have suffered with Sciatic Rheurna-
tism, which the best physicians were I'M
able to relieve. I took many patent
medicines but they did not seem to
reach my trouble. I gradually grew