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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1897-12-21
PERSONAL.

BALDY, COME OR WRITE AT ONCE NEED
fear unpleasantless de21 St.
OLD AGE Is THE DISCOyERER OF LOST OP-
portunities. Then send for and accept
our full market value for any amount Of gents
discarded garments. Well call upon receipt Of
postal JUSTH'S OLD STAND, 6l9 ID ST. NV.
de21-5tf
W. WILLIAMS. AUTHORIZED PRIVATE DETEC-
tive agency.-Confdentiai Communications prompt
" ATTENDED to: ONE OPEN all hours: best refs.
Established 1850. Supt-. $40 y ST. n no25- Inn
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WANTED-HELP,
MALE.

wANTED-SALESMAN RESIDING IN WASH
ington u. c. " no is acquainted with the whole
sale and retail grocery trade in Washington and
District; permanent saiaiied position open TO
good man. Address. stating age. whether mar
ried or single saiaiy expected and nature OF
present aid last positions, LEVER BROFHEkS.
Limited. Manufacturers of Sunlight AMI Life
brIssy SOAPS. hudson and Harrison sts New York.
de21-3t
wANTED-A SALESMAN, EXPERIENCED IN
the business and selling and cOffees for
Washington and yicni y; this Is a good oppor-
tunity for party that command trade.
Address ERWIN, PAGE & CO, Philadelphia.
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FOR lighthouses.
UNFURNISHED.

FOR RENT-S9 NY. Av.N.w. Or B. A H. /. Sae 50
1871 >. sr&bath.. .$26.ool l224 H. 4r&c. Is 40
l46 Sc, 5r: 8 30 ia Hauris alley Ar 500
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WANTED-HOUSES.

WANTED ITO LEASE DESIRABLE UNFURNISIi-
ed dwelling in NV. for four years: will pay
Sl-uU 10 S1.Cuv. WI. c. NORRIS, SIT 18th st n W.
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WANTED-TO BUY SMALL HOUSES ON
monthly payments in any section. Address
MONTHLY, Star office. de1S-3ts
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FOR RENT-STABLES.
Observation-Disclosures

FOR RENT-REMINGTON TYPEWRITERS AT THE
REMINGTON OFFICE: modern machine; perfect
condition guaranteed; with stand; delivered free
In city: one month applies purchase of new
when directly following rental.
WYCKOFF. SEAMANS & BENEDICT,
del9-f Cor Sth and SITS. NV.
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cam heat and janitor's
$500 to $500
0AoCH BROS, 1907 y st.
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FOR RENT-HALLS.
FOR RENT-WAREHOUSES.

FOR RENT-WAREHOUSE, 2 FLOORS AND CE-
mented cellar, 20I5S feet, SIS per month. Apply
next door, at 1926 Water St. Fine for storage.
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RNER 4 CO, Gle F st.

$50 C ut NV, 14r. so. 90
1905 11th ut, 5r. 10 90
bO3 Sheridan NV. ..lO.3J
1907 Union CT. Or. LOCO
ID 1tngman ct .~
50 p Ut, st&dW
126 18th at. ....-
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FOR RENT-A NICE GROOM STEAM HEATED
dwelling over 1928 14th St. near Riggs market;
ceilings; all newly papered; very low rent TO
a good, permanent tenant. del4 tn IL. stoja1
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de1S-tf

THOMAS ]. FISHER & co,
oelo-u 1924 4 St NV
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FOR RENTING f CAP. ST.; BRICK; 3 STOR-
les; rooms and BATH all modern improvements
recently put in order splendid location; $35.
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FOR RENT-ROOMS.
FURNISHED,

FOR RENTAL THE INGLESIDE, 1927 ST
opposite Arlington Hotel. very desirable rooms
en- suite or single delightful location convenient
to dlyerging car lines and herdics; appointments
hrst-class. de2l Ct
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NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.

WANTED-BY A RESPECTABLE COLORED
girl. place nurse chambernaid best city
reference. Address 81 Pierce NV. 1t"
WANTED-BI COMPETENT WHITE GIRL.
place as chambermad and sewing parlor maid:
best of references. Call at 1855 St NV.
Tuesday Wednesday. de2U-2ts
WANTED STU ATOMS FOR
Every capacity competent help for families.
White, colored male. female
dsls1it' LADIES EXCHANGE, GA 18th NV.
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FOR RENT-FOCR UNFINISHED ROOMS;
BATH heat. RENT REDUCED so. So
Private entrance. $40 10th ST. NV, F.
Inquire In Office below delS-3ts
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419 18th sc. Or. ..18.3 80
81 G se, 5r. 20
BIB 10th De, 6r.. .12.OO
40 81. sw, 6r- .11.5o
43 Fenton pl, Or. 800
124 18th Sc, 4r......S.O9
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WANTED-ROOMS.

WANTED-BY MAN AND WIFE, SUITE OF
nicely furnished rooms. with private bath and
board; north Of II and west Of 18th SITS NV
Address. stating price and location, y. W. NJ
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FOR RENT-STORES.

FOR RENT-OFFICES, 1ST FLOOR 1407 ST ;
nice Offices with private lavatory; will rent
low to good tenant. de1S-3t
FOR RENT-OFFICES IN METZEROTT BLDG. !:
single en- suite: from $12 so up; electric light
steam heat. janitor service. telephone; extras
ap3Otf
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FOR RENT-ELEGANTLY FURNISHED HOUSE,
improvements. de2l -3as
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FOR RENT-SUiTE OF HANDSOME COMFOR T.
able rooms, 14O6 Hopkins place. near 10th and P
NV: (take + st. cars); quiet well bred people.
de16-6ts
The Hawaiian gazette., 1897-09-14
Custom House Promotions.

Early yesterday afternoon the fol-
lowing promotions were given out at
the Custom House: j. Bicknell of the
statistical department, to be first entry
clerk in place of Louis K. McGrew;
P. Burnette, to be clerk in the sta.
tistical department, in place of ]. Bick.
nell; Inspector Charles Hall, to be sec.
ond entry clerk in place of P. Bur-
nette. As yet no announcement has
been made as to the one who will be
appointed inspector in Halls place.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1897-09-14

A Model Plant is not complete with
out Electric Power, thus dispensing
with small engines.
Why not generate your power from
one CENTRAL Station? One gener-
ator can furnish power to your Pump,
Centrifugals, Elevators, Flows, Rail-
ways and Hoists; also furnish light
and power for radius Of from 10 ts
20 miles.
Electric Power being used saves the
labor Of hauling coal IN your field, also
water, and does away with high-pT1csA
engineers, and only have one engine to
look after in your mill.
Where water power Is available II
costs nothing to generate Electris
Power.
THE HAWAIIAN ELECTRIC CON-
PANY Is now ready to furnish Eiee-
trio Plants and Generators OF all de-
scriptions at short notice, and also has
on hand large stock of Wire, Chan
deliers and Electrical Goods.
All orders will be given prompt At
tention, and estimates furnished for
Lighting and Power Plants; also at
tention Is given to House and Marine
Wiring.
THEO. HOFFMAN. Manager.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1897-09-14
JAPANESE CHURCH
Dedicated Yesterday at
Waikiki.
Makawao Literary Society Holds
Regular Meeting Good Mu-
steal Program.

MAUI, Sept. 1.-THE September
meeting of the Makawao Literary So
ciety was held in the parlors of the
Paia church and the following unique
program arranged by Mrs R. F. Engle
and Miss Kate Watson gave much
pleasure to the audience present:
Piano solo, the Convent Bells, Miss
Kate Watson; Reading, Bells, Miss
Turner; Vocal solo, Ring On, Angelus;
Miss Simpson; Tableaux, The Angelus;
Either solo, Selected, Mr.. Schulmeis-
ter; Vocal solo, Selected, Miss Simp-
son; Piano solo, Selected, Mrs. Highly;
Recitation, The Bell of Atri, Anges
Fleming; Either solo, Mr. Schulmeis-
ter; Chorus, Temperance Bells;
Chimes, "a drill with bells by eight
little girls) Vocal trio, Those Even
ing Bells, Messrs. Lindsay, Baldwin
and Nicoll; Song, Jingle Bells, Miss
Fleming, CAN Joined in the chorus).
a pretty water color sketch of a bell
with the legend Ring! Ring. Ring!"
adorned the cover OF the program.
Mr.. Schulmeister's zither-playing and
Mrs. Higby's piano solos were much
enjoyed.
During Monday, the 9Th, All See of
Kamalo, Kula, was tried before the
Waikiki court for selling opium and
was sentenced to six months imprison-
ment and to pay fine of 5000.
Mr.. Roland Wilbur is the first of the
coffee-planters to build a house at Ma
hiku, Hama. Japanese carried the lum-
Der up the slope on their backs. Mr.
Wilbur has recently purchased so acres
of several natives.
T. H. Davies & Co.'S store at Paia
of which ]. Waldvogel is manager
will be closed as soon as all the goods
have been sold.
On Saturday afternoon, the 4th, the
score in the polo game at MakawaC
was, Won Tempsky's trio, %, Bailey's
Is. More spectators than usual were
present.
During the last four or five days
Sub-Agent w. o. Aiken and Appraiser
w. Lincoln Hardy have been busy put
ting prices on lots of coffee land a
Nahiku. The lots vary from 62 to u;
acres. 1t is reported that the land!
have been appraised at a most reason
able figure.
At 4 p. m. Sunday, September 18th
the dedication of the new Japanes,
church will take place at Waikiki
Rev. G. Egami, the pastor of thi
church, will be assisted by DR.. Ed. G
Beckwith and Rev. ]. Oyabe in tn,
exercises.
Avon H. Crook of Makawao depart.
today TO study in an Eastern colleg,
of the United States.
Judge Kepoikai of Waikiki has beer
in Hama all the week.
The Police Court of Waikiki ha
been unusually busy with petty case
all the week.
Thursday the steamer Mokolii pu
into Kahului and took paiai for Ka
laupapa.
The brig Lurline is IA days out an,
is daily expected.
On Friday, the 10th, the barkentin
Eureka, Paulsen master, sailed for Eu
reka in ballast
Today the schooner Albert Myers
Marshal master, arrived in port,
days from British Columbia, with
cargo of coal, consigned to H. c. CT
The weather is pleasant, with show
ers in Kula.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1897-09-14
Wolters Acquitted.

Word was received from Kauai or
the steamer James Makee yesterday
morning to the effect that Mr.. VOTERS
the employe of Lihue Plantation, who
killed a Chinese laborer in a riot sew
eral months ago, had been acquitted
of the charge of manslaughter, it hav-
ing been decided that his was a case
of self-defense.
The Is Chinese laborers arrested in
connection with the riot and who were
taken back from here a fortnight ago
pleaded guilty with the understanding
that they should leave the country, the
plantation to pay part of their trans
portation expenses to China.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1897-09-14
kahuku Tug-Of.War.

There was a big tug-of-war match
at Kahuku Saturday night between a
team of natives from that place and
another from Laie. After a pull of 10
minutes the Laie men winded their
opponents and won the contests. Each
side put up $50, and about $500 chang
ed hands. Large delegations from each
place were present The fever is grad
ually spreading around the island.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1897-09-14
A CURE FOR BILIOUS COLO.

RESOURCE, Screven Co., Cal
have been subject to attacks of bilious
collie for several years Chamberlain
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy
is the only sure relief. 1t acts like a
charm. One dose of it gives relief
when all other remedies fail.-G. D.
SHARP. For sale by all druggists and
dealers, Benson, Smith & Co., agents
for Hawaiian Islands.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1897-09-14
ED. HOFFSCHLAEGER q CO.,
Agents for the Hawaiian Islands.
H0nBuIQ- Bremen Fire Insurance CO.

The undersigned having been appointe<
agents Of the above company are prepared
to insure risks against fire on Stone and
Brick Buildings and on Merchan-
disc stored therein on the most favorabk
terms. For particulars apply at the efEia
of F. A. SCHAEFER & CO., Agents.
General Insurance. Company for Sea. River Az
Land Transport Of. Dresden.
Having established an agency at Hone
lulu and the Hawaiian Islands the under
signed General Agents are authorized b
take risks against the dangers of the seas
al the most reasonable rates and on he
most favorable terms.
F. A. SCHAEFER Il CO.,
Agents fo;s he Hawaiian Islanda
The Hawaiian gazette., 1897-09-14
New Goods
Warm
Weather!

While in San Francisco we
made extensive purchases of
new goods suitable for warm
weather and we secured
them at low prices. Some of
these lines have already ar
rived and we are offering
them at prices which should
win your patronage to us if
we have not already had it.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1897-09-14
GGIIlGD LLOYD Marine Insurance CO.
OF BERLIN.
Fortune General Insurance C0nD0HI
OF BERLIN.
OF BERLIN.

The above Insurance Companies havt
established General Agency here, and ths
undersigned, General Agents, are author
lied to take risks against the dangers Of
the seas at the most reasonable rates and
on the most favorable terms.
F. A. SCHAEFER & CO., Gnl. Agta
The Hawaiian gazette., 1897-09-14
EQUIpOISe NQIS|S!

The only garment which
keeps the form perfect and
the health as nature ordain-
ed. These waists are now
worn by many of the best
dressed ladies of Honolulu.
MarseilleS spreads, new
design, from S2.5o to $I2. "A
New Innings for organizes
just received.
The San Francisco call., 1897-03-11

the iute passed 1893 in its and Mr. Hearss
conditions Here that OF Wanon Wiie
rders
provided
visions of this act shall be guilty ora misdmeanor
could Sill possibly the
official
Warden
put
we
e 2
which
of this kind
affidavit We do regard the sale of stuff
The San Francisco call., 1897-03-11
Some Very Caustic Criticisms From Business Men
on the Faker "Examner's' Convict
Connections.
The Labor Council and Unions Preparing to Investigate
the Methods Of the Viper Journal That
Betrays Them.


already The
guilty directed toward him.
spntua the San Francisco
r Q
methods If
There disposition criticize the action of his business T. Will
unable
goods that led articles but
a
little said The
mills
similar utemils
The San Francisco call., 1897-03-11
AS Cotton-MM Workers
View the Examiner

OAKLAND, CAL, March Io-wlam F. Doig, the assistant
ager the California Mills said to-day Some
ball of twne this morning. they read CALL
and upon M Fitzgerald Board Prison Di
They going to ascertain good
material and then him
friend the laborer and has shown
Warden Hale have been favorable
received application goods that the or
Mr. Fitzgerald has assured various
making only and grain bags and would
business firmly believe that this
gross perfdy on the part of the Examiner
Fitzgerald not his office to-day will appeal
TO him their bread They keep at this
until works at San Quentin either stopped by products
are refused the markets.
81 surprised after all that the this
believe capable of doing anything is absolutely without
principle this of purchasing only with its
daily The abominab hoedesoyng agency not appar
contented with trying ruin the minds of Children
anxious rob them of their of support
many years. fact since that jutemi Quentin
was doing all their power prevent
competition becoming DISASTROUS and to
bagmakng did feel but the prison is being encouraged by
make goods competition with then the
diion is indeed serious.
present employ $50 people, and when the tariff
expect employ another hundred, if
honest employees against the product of convicts"
The San Francisco call., 1897-03-11

nursing their midst and they discovered and
The Council the labor
with labor and especially the members
whom conducted that
Friday
of
producing article the this
n m
State California
adjourn
free the
labor and machinery of San Quentin
The San Francisco call., 1897-03-11
The Veil Falls From the Eyes of
the Workingmen of San Francisco.


fol free tina
being dressed onsthe Examiner loudly
maroom supplies
The San Francisco call., 1897-03-11
Hearst's Convict Contract an
Tnfstice to Dealers IN Tu,ne

NJ
wn eI am strictly opposed anything IN the way OF goods If
s
that would patron of the local firms dealing
in
The San Francisco call., 1897-03-11
Wage-Earners Oppose
The Hearst Jutenail

OAKLAND, CAL, March 1o-C. D. Rogers, President of the
County Federation of Trades when his home tonight
said:
81 greatly surprised at THE CALLS this morning in
gard the purchasing its at San Quentin this
the has certainly given the abong hard blow
We considered friend for its face the anything
The trade have fought San Quentin products
the State began compete against them Resolution after
resolution passed and appeal appeal made protect them
selves and theirs against prison products.
M the Examiner has prayed for and fought against all of this
time and capable of proof think the federation will undoubtedly
the matter night its meeting We have the
whole San Quentin fight to make again."
The San Francisco call., 1897-03-11
Did Hearst Violate the Law in
His Contract for Convict Goods !?


OF
according strict
The San Francisco call., 1897-03-11
THE UNDOING OF A BAD MAN.

Office CALL H
enndw
tdonth oper
The San Francisco call., 1897-03-11
TREMBLINGS,
Flutterings,

red or bleary, parched throat, perspiration
quick to come, faltering or halting gait,
sense of dizziness, you have it and you
get over it in two seconds; electric sparks
before the eyes, as quick as thought;
mind uneasy, pains in the small of the
back, also pains up each side of the back
bone. pains in the head, shooting pains,
suffocating sensations, curious weak feel
ings: RINGING in the ears, rush of
blood to the head, constipation, nervous
puIsations in different parts of the body,
milky sediment in urine, means the ap-
proach of
The San Francisco call., 1897-03-11
The Labor Council to Investigate the
Viper Journal That BETRAYED It.

"JuemI double dealing to the
prevent Mr. Hearst from buying his supplies where but
They
with all betrayed The leaders
tell this member Of the council hat something
The San Francisco call., 1897-03-11


n
with
a
The San Francisco call., 1897-03-11

OFFICE
Broadw g.
Of
al eWoldsF found the lowing
of
payroll of
and
inc IN bianke etc. h OOspnd
in and
cost o he plant
the mills
The San Francisco call., 1897-03-11
LOST.

/ oST-WEDNkSDAY NIGHT, BET PALACE
- Hotei and California Theaier, lady q gold and
oiamond chain with fan attached Finder suitably
Mills Building. ~ w oO''
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1897-07-09

Usage City, Kan, July s.-Thcrc Is
great restitution among the miners
and their families In this district
scores subsist entirely upon the pro-
duct Of their gardens aud many have
no bread 10 eat with the vegetables
they thus obtain, while meat Is entire
ly ont Of the question.
Tho total pay roll Of the Carbon
company Cthe santa Fc mincsl for 1870
men in May, was si75, and in June
$3.50, an average per month per man OF
se75. They had no work this month.
The average wages caracd per man
for the past year is less than $40 per
month.
Many heads OF families and ns many
Of the boys as are able are now work
ing In western Kansas harvest fields,
but this only affords temporary relief
aud imposes great suffering upon those
10 employed, a. II II almost impossible
for man who works underground "a
work In the hot sun rs "A harvest hand,
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1897-07-09
DEmocRArlc CONVENTION.
The ohio Democrats Nominate = STATE
Ticket.

AhhfNH
Columbus, o., July 3.-Thc Demo
cratic state convention here was one
Of the most memorable political occa.
sions In the history Of Ohio. Follow
ing Is the ticket.
Governor Horace l.. Chapman.
Lieutenant. Governor Melville d.
Shaw
Supreme Judge. 7. Spriggs.
Attorncy-Gcucral-W w. n. Dorc.
State Treasurer James 4. Wilson.
Board Of Public worss-Pctcr II.
Dcgnau.
School Commissioner -- Byron II.
Hard.
II was n convention ~ unanimity on
principles, and " differences ON men,
and especially on those who were can
didntcs for places on the state ticket
II was free silver convention through
out Every candidate whose name was
presented was announced rs orthodox
ON silver and the silver doctrine as the
cardinal principle for his favorable con
sideration. While there were some
differences OF opinion about adopting
the antitrust and the Cuban rcsolu
tions. there was not dissenting voice
In the convention 10 the free and un.
limited coinage Of silver at the ratio OF
| iG 10 without the cooperation Of any
other nation.
While there was no place ON tho state
ticket accorded 10 either the silver
Republicans or To- the Populists, yet
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1897-07-09

Hope MacNlvon Ia a candidate for
the position OF track superintendent at
Garfield park. Tho matter will DO de-
cldod within day or NO by the park
commissioners The duties OF the hu-
porlntondent viii be TO devote his solo
attention to the track affairs, arrange
permits, see that the racing men arc
not intorforcd with and make himself
generally accommodating 10 wheclmon.
Many local cyclists will be called up
on to give testimony In the suit OF tho
Chicago Baseball club against the city
for damage said TO have been done tho
Athletic park grounds at Thirty-ffth
street and Wentworth avenue during
the great railroad strike Of 'ei. Among
other claims. tho ball men want quito
a sum for the track, which they think
was ruined by the soldiers. and for
a bicycle meet which was called on on
account Of the presence OF the regulars
on tho grounds.
ITO stand on Michigan avenue and
| watch tho crowd OF wheclmen that 20
by one would think that a big majority
OF cyclists lived In that direction" said
a West Side oyellst yesterday. ION tho
West Side we have pretty good
ptrinE. but they divide aud part 10 out
Jackson and part out Washington boui
evard and we don't show up 30 strong
What union run II would make I
every rider In the city lined up for
spin down one street"
A local wheelman who has travelled
extensively in this country and In Eu
rope rested by the curb on Washington
street about II o'clock last evening AM
allowed his eye TO run up and dow
tho street. Chicago has two OF IN
most brilliantly lighted streets In IN
world. This and Jackson boulevard ar
almost perfect for night riding. Tn
light is soft and throws no dark shad
ows to bother the cycllst. when al
the new tracks are built. tho lake from
park is finished and the boulevards ar
extended Chicago will be the creates
cycling center In tho world by Ion
odds"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1897-07-09

San francisco, July 3.--Despite III,
fact that warrant was issued for the
arrest OF o. NJ. Welburn, the deposed
collector OF internal revenue for this
district, the United States marshal and
his deputies have so far been unable TO
locate him. While It is generally be-
lieved that he is hiding in this city
hoping that his friends will obtain
some sort OF compromise, rumor Ia
current TO the effect that he has fol
lowed the example OF his defaulting
deputy, Isaac Norton, and committed
suicide. But this theory is not credited
by the officials with whom he was as
ISOLATED.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1897-07-09
FuNNYoRAPHs.

sho-Are you sure you will like mar
red life as well as you do your clubf
He-oh, yesl she--And are you so
awfully fond OF your elubg He-Not
very. -Tit-Blts.
Little willlo--Pa. why do they call
Them minor poeta'7 Pa-Becanse they
ought to be working with the pick and
shovel instead OF writing poetry, my
son.-cloveland Leader.
what have you agalnat this hotelf'
Numbered the landlord. Almost
everything Is extra except the meals.
They're the worst ever contehded
with."-Detrolt Free Press.
Mrs. Brown--I am tho mother OF
seven boys. DO you wonder that
am breadmaker7 Mrs. Jones-l am
the mother OF seven girls. DO you Won
der that am NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
Butcher-I need boy about your
size. and will give you twelve shNlinsA
week. Appllcant-win l have a
chance to riser Butoher--Tes. want
YOU here at 4 in the morning.-Tit-
Bits.
Misunderstood-wh all the worlds
awheeli exclaimed sproeket, enthusi-
astically. That's Just like you BIZ
cycle fellows grumbled Grumpy.
You want the earth."-Phlladelphia
North American.
A railway contractor recently adyer-
tised for 300 wooden sleepers. by re-
turn OF post he received letter from
a nelghborlng clergyman Offering him
the whole Of his congregation on rea'
sonable terms.--Saturday Review.