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Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1897-01-31

Misses c. re and Minnie Wassman
saw, @ DEF >1tful s0iree to a C0pEenial
u7rrv OF their friends. az their home in
BeuGiro Friday evening.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1897-01-31

A very successful parlor ententain-
ment was given Friday evening at the
home of Mrs. J. B. Sommerville, on
South Front street. under the auspices
of the Ladies' Aid Society Of the First
Christian church.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1897-01-31

At eight o'clock Wednesday morn
i0r. tho Rev. Father " p NcAIeuamin
-lz.s. o. *. JOINS Catholic church,
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1897-01-31
4 HOT EIGHT.

CITY Receiver came next. :. L. Price,
Fred smith Alex. Foraey. NJ. II. McNabb.
IT. p. Wilkinson and Edward Elliott were
nominated. The first ballot resulted:
Drice 1. Foreey >. McNabb 8, Wilkinson
C. Elliott TO- and Smith >.
Second ba1lot-Brice J. ForEey :. Nc
Nabb l. Wilkinson ,. Elliott %. Smith
Third balot-Forgey %, Wilkinson /.
Elliott 6. Smith O. Brice and NcNahb he
ing dropped. Mr.. Forgey was lsciared
the winner.
For Janitor Of the City Hall Samuel
sloan was named by Nj Bachmann, and
William Helfer was nominated by Mr..
Cselon. who presented q paper o.. rehalt
of his candidate. ]. W. Kites was named.
and at this point there was kick on
Mayor Butts. who was present and 90
ing a little work on the side in the room.
The Mayor was supported by several
members and then a ballot was taken
It resulted: Sloan Il. He'fer s. Kites .
Mr.. Sloan was declared the nominee ct
12:l5 a. n.
F. c. Remple was chosen City Weigh
master. and at 1890 a. m. the caucus adj
journed.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1897-01-31

.rse aaa.al AaI, ana recn,cr O. tie
O.rr,-. Pioreers ;cok pace "eIr,s-
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1897-01-31

JAMES vs.. ALE
AUGUST BELN'.
THOMAS T. LDI...
WM. b. KENDAI.
HENRY :. TER.
GEORGE W. PHIL.
GEO. vs.. CARLE
p. HOUpINOT CO'
DANIEL r.. NOl.-
ALANSON TKAS.t
IRAYTON IVES.
SIDNEY D. RIP!..
d. j.. DE- NAYAEE-
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1897-01-31

The entertainment given by the
Smith family, at ST. Lukes p. e.
church. was an undoubted success,
from an artistic standpoint, and net
ted n handsome sum. Mr. James p.
Morgan. Miss Jones, and MIR. Elmer
Olmstead contributed materially to the
success of the entertainment by their
contributions to the programme.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1897-01-31

The Central Garden Club will give
one of their enjoyable hops on Tues
DIV evening. Mr.. Purn will entertain
with comical songs. Killmeyer Will
furnish the music for dancing.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1897-01-31

Benwood. performed the ceremony
which made Mr. John Stearn and Miss
Viola Sauers man and wife.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1897-01-31

Mrs. Patterson Woods, mother Of
Mrs. James Comerford, of 1920 Chap
line street. VIII celebrate her ninety
ninth birthday tomorrow. February
list. at her daughters residence. The
old lady is enjoying very good health
and is as bright as she has been for
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1897-01-31

Miss Nettie Long DELIGHTFULLY."- enter
tanned a party of her friends Monday
evening, at her home on South Wood
street. in honor Of the nineteenth an
niversary of her birth. The hours
were whiled away very pleasantly IN
games and kindred diversions. and
luncheon was served at the convention
al hour.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-09-09

across the dark open space through
which flowed the sluggish "branch." "
But here among the bushes were two
wondering quadrupeds, one a mule
with broken bridle-rein, the other, as
Burns lantern speedily showed, 4
Cherokee pony-both saddled. A cor
poral came running to join them, and in
n moment the beasts were led back to
the road way, where Close and Parmelee
by this time stood ready to receive them.
One glance was all the latter needed.
What did i tell you. captain?" said
he, in triumph. THAT is Wal Scrocgs'
own pony, and the masters hiding there
at the Walton place"
Ten minutes more and strange, SOL
emn scene was being enacted at the
head of the steps leading up to that
l'road, vine-covered old porch, whose
dingy white columns loomed dim and
ghostly in the glare of lantern and tun-
die. The door was thrown wide open,
and on the worn coping-stone, calm,
dignified, erect, even though leaning
heavily upon her cane, lighted candle
held high over the shimmering gray of
her well-poised head, her stately, slen-
der form garbed in some dark clinging
robe, stood the mistress of the house,
the clear-cut, pallid face standing forth
against the black background of the
hallway like some exquisite cameo, the
thin, sensitive lips quivering just a
trifie at the dropping corners of her
irmly-set, almost colorless mouth. In
front of her, his brown head barred, mis-
bnrly form nearly concealed in his light
blue oyercoat, an almost pleading
look in his soft brown eyes, was Clcse,
the hero of score of battles. On his
right, folded and formidable looking
documents extended in an unsteady
hand, also with uncovered head, stood
Parmelee, representing the majesty of
the law. To the left of the commander
and a pace retired, buttoned to the
throat in the uniform of his rank and
girt with sash and belt, stood young
Lambert, obedient to orders. Behind
them, and almost at the top of the stcDs.
armed and equipped, a sergeant and TWO
soldiers of the guard. Back, farther
down the steps, still others were
grouped, the fixed bayonets cleaning
in the light of the two lamps, one held
by the amazed woman at the threshold,
the other swinging from the gloyed
hand of the sergeant of the guard.
What you say, sir, is absurd-impos-
sible. At no time, under no circum-
Stances" Mrs. Walton was SAYING,
could the gentleman you name be Sc
creted in that room"
Madam" replied Close, his deep
voice trembling, nobody can feel more
sorry about this than l do. I'd rather
go through the whole war over again
than be here on such an errand to-
night, but-a soldier must obey his or
ders. | saw him, madam, at that win
dow. These gentlemen saw
"Gentlemen! Gentlemen, sir, never
would eonnive at such an outrage. fhat
is my daughters room-Miss Esther
Walton's."
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-09-09

There is an honest Swede employed as
a gardener in the East End, and his delib-
crate speeches are source Of much delirht
to his employer. He has been much an
noyed by thievish birds, and few DAYS
ago suggested thst "a scarecrow would be- q
good thing. II took him some tine TO
make the employer understand what he
meant, hut. finally he realized it was q
dummy bird soarcr, ''lak in OF country"
The employer fell in with the idea and
told the Swcde to rig up frame. When
this was completed the latter was given
bundle of cast-of clothing to deck out his
dummy. lie looked askance at the gar
ments as he put them on the sticks and
was evidently much impressed by their ex-
cellent condition. He glanced down at his
own clothes from time TO time and seemed
to be making silent comparison. Present
ly he put the scarecrow in the garden and
returned TO his employer, who stood at
some little distance. He looked at the work
OF art with his head very much on one side,
and finally said:
Say, mister"
well, John?"
"Ay tank maybe it was better ! change
clothes with scarecrow, or else stand myself
in his place"
He couldn't bear 70 see the dummy wear
ing better clothes than he did.--Cleveland
Plain Dealer
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-09-09
Very True.

An excellent reproof once given by
Gen. Robert +. Lee to two members OF
his staff isprinted in the Life, written
by John Esten Cooke. On one occasion
two members of his staff sat up late at
tight discussing keg of whisky and a
problem in algebra. Upon meeting one
of them in the morning Gen. Lee in.
quired as usual after his health, and
learned in reply that he was suffering
from a headache. "Ah, colonel" re.
marked the old man, II have often OBJ
served that when the unknown quanti
ties X and y are represented by keg
of whisky and tin cup, the solution Of
the question is usually headache!"-
Youths Companion.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-09-09

academy was subordination of the mill
tary to the civil authority.
well, go ahead. You're boss, s'posc.
I can only follow. What d'you want me
to do?" said Close.
II want you to search that house and
get those men," was Parmelee's an
swer.
And then there was another moment
of oppressive silence; then sudden start
and alarm.
Down the Tugaloo road TO the south.
at the farthest corner of the fence
which surrounded the Walton place,
there was pathway leading through
the brush to the level bottom" below.
Somewhere in this direction, but be-
yopd the corner, only few seconds be-
fore. had been heard a sound like that
OF bray nipped suddenly in the bud
of a mules essay at vocalism checked
summarily with a club. At this point
where road and pathway came together
Lambert had posted Private Green. a
reliable soldier of many years expe-
rience, and when Green challenged
there was reason for il. Low and stern
his voice was heard distinctly at the
listening camp: "Who comes there p
followed almost Immediately by the
sharp order: Halt! Halt, or fire"
Waiting for no order, Lambert was
off like a dart, Burns following with a
lantern. Again came the cry; HALT
but the promised shot was not heard
Even when running at speed past tn,
- kA ha
officer could not resist quick glance
at the dark facade of the old homestead
Already light was dancing along tn,
portico, another cleaning at an upper
window.
Whats the matter, sentry?" h
painted. as he came upon the dark figur,
at the turn of the road. Green, with his
rifle at ready" was peering into the
gap in the tangle of shrubbery.
''Some one was coming up there, sir
and ran the instant / challenged
ought to have let him get up to me ant
then halted him, but / had regulation!
| instead of sense in my head" sale
Green, a New Highlander with a propen
sity for talk. Hes out o. harm
way"
But Lambert waited to hear no more
With Burns at his heels he sprang dowI
the dim pathway, and had not gone 81
yards before he came upon some strug
Cling object crashing into the brusl
towards the stream. "Halti'' h.
shouted, and, while something halted
other something's, with muttered oath@
went plunging on. He heard splash
hoofs Gathering over gravel, the lash
ing of whip, and then all was stil
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-09-09
A New Departure,

81 know it is unprecedented, my dear" "
said the popular minister TO his wife, with
n look of firm determination upon his face.
IL know the public will consider me sensa-
tional. unorthodox innovator, but some.
thing must be done TO fill the church and
bring me into notice"
But" said his wife, consider what an
abnormal, extraordinary and unparalleled
thing IL is you propose. | have never been
in favor of your discussing in the pulpit
subjects that will startle and invite criticism
from the congregation and public. Why
not contine yourself, as other preachers do,
to matters that they naturally expect from
minister of the gospel
They no longer attract attention" said
the minister. "'rhe people now demand
something new and electrifying, and think
! have hit upon plan of discourse that will
create furore in the religious world.
have decided TO abandon the old beaten
paths and give them something next Sunday
that will come like a thunder clap upon the
congregation.
Very well, said his wife, with sigh OF
resignation. ''if YOU have fully determined ia
take text from the Bible ! will try no
longer to dissuade u."--Chicago Tribune
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-09-09
CURING HiCCOuCHS.
More Remedies Than One suggested
In the story.

"Why don't YOU stop that hiccoughingg'
said Csie business man to another as they
met at the corner of Fourth and Vine
streets at the noon hour. The man ad-
dressed was all but in convulsions.
Stop nothi,g" said he. "I've been try.
ing every old remedy | ever heard of and
every new one that every fool friend was
kind enough to suggest. I've held my arms
over my head for Is minutes and extended
them like a sign board until they ached.
held my breath until ! was all but ready to
drop from spoplexy. I've drunk nine swal.
lows of water nine times over, j guess, and
two or three chumps have tried to scare me.
and did IL, too, but to no good Then an
other enthusiastic amateur physicia hit me
in the middle of the back when ] wasn't
looking and escaped before could land on
him. I would not have done a thing to
him if I had caught him. But the hiccoughs
are here, and to stay, fear
set 'em up II ! cure your
will ~ I'll set 'em up for month and
throw in big cold bot besides il you cure
'em"
Then they adjourned to a moistening es.
tablishment, and the good Samaritan said
to Dan; Dan, give this gentleman lump
OF white sugar
He took Il and dissolved il in his mouth,
and the hiccougns went as IL by magic,
probably because their stay was over any
how, and not on account of the remedy, but
IL cost the cold bottle Just the same and
come drinks besides. Still, he thinks he got
out of il cheap enough.-Cincinnati Tribune,
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-09-09

Little Ethel, having alluded to fairies
the caller asked:
DO you think there are such things
as fairies, dear?"
20 yes. Mrs. Gray" replied the little
girl, earnestly. Only yesterday
heard papa and Uncle George talking
about some fairies they saw at the
theater, and they didn't know | heard
them, charlottesville Courier-Jour
nal.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-09-09
Mere pupdIes OF Nerves,

Some peevish, luerulous people seem
mere bundles of nerves. The least sound
agitates their sensoriums and ruffies their
tempers. No doubt they are born 80. But
may not their nervousness be ameliorated,
If not entirely relieved? Unquestionably,
and with Hostetter's Stomach Bitters. BY
cultivating their digestion, and insuring
, more complete assimilation OF the food with
this admirable corrective, they will expert
ence a speedy and very perceptible gain in
nerve quietude; Dyspepsia, biliousness.
Pitters
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-09-09

II suppose you got to be good friends
with everybody on shipboard, going
over?"
"No-"
There was in her voice a thrill OF re.
gret; regret
that resembles sorrow,
AS the mist resembles rain"
"No," she answered, thus: 81 trav
eled with my husband."-Detroit Jour
nal.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-09-09

at isn't at all safe to judge by APP
pearances," said the restless boys IA
ther.
YES" replied the mother. "people
are very deceptive"
"And so are inanimate objects. You'd
never think. merely Judging from ex.
ternal indications, that the heavy pai,
of shoes bought that boy was only
going to wear for six weeks, while his
fragile-looking Latin grammar will last
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-09-09

'She is just simply too sweet for any.
thing" King Mwptka looked annoyed at
his dusky consort's interruption. Il wish,
you wouldn't bother me with the details Of
the kitchen, my dear" he said, fretfully.
"Set the jars out in the sun awhile till they
begin to work and you'll ind acid enough
Somehow, you do not seem as capable in
culinary accomplishments as mother used to
be-" And Mrs. Mwptka wept softly as she
stirred the ire.--N. Y. Press.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-09-09

Farmers Wife Ito tramp)--I will give
woodpile first.
Tramp (solemnly) Madam, ] am sorry
TO dsobige but | was brought up not to
work on Sunday, and ! read the other day
that some mistake had been made in the
calendar and so any day may be Sunday for
all know, and until the thing. is cleared up
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-09-09
Probably He Did.

'Old Bullionoodle told me that he
started out in life by running away
with circus"
''Pll bet he made a success of it, too,
unless it was nailed down. n."-Cincinnat
ENQUIRER.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-09-09

They dedicated church in certain New
York village few days ago, and shortly
after the incident the daughter of citizen
living over the way was heard to say to her
mother:
81 wonder what's the matter with that
church. Ma, do you knowg"
No. replied the mother "Wfy do You
think there is anything the matter with IT."
Cause" answered the child, Il hear,,
'em say il was medicated Boston Courier
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-09-09
Insult to Injury.

Weary waggles-Dis is cold, cold
world, Dusty.
Dusty-How so, Weary?
Weary Waggles - Why, becausel
What dye think? went inter dai
house an asked for some old duds, an
n. Y. Truth.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-09-09

Young Mother Ton the train)-Mom-
my's-itty-pitty - peshus lammy-
angel dirlie desdetweetestinga-
tevyived, atsutitis.
Old Gent (seat in fronD-And they
blame a man for cursing the mother
ongue!-Judge.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-09-09
Not Lost.

Traveller Ito the ferryman crossing
the river)-Has anyone ever been losi
in this stream?
Boatman-No, sir. Some professor
was drowned here last spring, but the,
found him again after looking for tw,
weeks.--Fliegende Blaetter.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-09-09
Gave him Points.

"My wife and | have been cleo min g
house. Last night we put down a car
pet"
"Both of you?"
NO; put it down"
what did your wife do?"
"She--er-she handed me the tacks. -
Judge.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-09-09

Really, Mr.. Jones, must say you
are about the most original man have
ever met; you haven't said single word
about the weather"
"Well, l couldn't say what | think
about the weather in the presence of a
lady. London Sketch.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-09-09
A. Good a. an Alarm clock.

you don't oversleep yourself as you
used to-" said Gazzam, as Maddox en-
tered the Office in good time.
mot since baby was born" replied
Maddox.-Louisyille Courier-Journal.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-09-09
nlnlOnnacN.

1t isn't always well to look
A bulldog in the eyes,
IT there is any way in which
One can do otherwise;
Nor Is II always best to tell
liar that he lies,
Unless you're big and strong and he's
Not more than half your size.
Detroit Journal
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-09-09
A Counter Irritant

Were those cough drops benefitial?''
They worked like a charm. They
have such horrible taste that the chill
dren have all stopped coughing. ."-Bos-
ton Traveller.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-09-09
The Height ofLoxe.

She (at parting) you love me bet
ter than your life?
He (fervently)-Better than my life?
Why, l love you better than my bicycle,
almost,-Judge.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-09-09

81 don't see how Lodger can find time
for so many secret societies."
''Well, what don't understand is how
he finds time for his business Chi
cago journal.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-09-09
why She Loves the Sea

Dora-Why does Miss Yellowleaf
want to go TO sea all of a sudden?
Cora-She read that the captains of
the transatlantic liners made about 20
knots an hour.-Town Topics.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-09-09

I'D just like TO see
Any man kiss me-"
She said, and then deeply she sighed.
But although she was kissed.
The seeing she missed
For the reason that she was cross-eyed.
philadelphia Inquirer
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-09-09
EzceIIent Chances.

Tom-Why do you think your
chances for becoming president of the
United States are good?
Jack-I was born in log gcabin.-up-
to-Date.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-09-09
According 10 Cu.tom.

Bank Receiver-The accounts are al
mixed up. Can't make head or tail o
anything yet.
Reporter--All right. I'll just say tina
you expect to pay the depositors in full
Puck.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-09-09
Depressing Influences,

Il never let Henry complain and go
On about the hot weather"
How do you stop him?"
II remind him how he used 10 fuss
about the coal bills last winter."-De-
troit Free Press.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-09-09

BEG pardon, Grimly, did your wife
lose that $50 with which she started to
the savings bank. or was she robbed?'
Partly both. She collided with a
bargain unter."-Detroit Free Press.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-09-09

prosperity, they say, is just aheac
of u.s."
'Is that so? Well, I've been chasing
it so hard I'm afraid that I've run pas,
it."-Louisville Courier-Journal.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-09-09

Every opportunity he tries TO em-
brace he seems to spoil"
That's the man of ii; sure to muss
whatever he embraces" es."-Detroit Jour
I.nI
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-09-09

= NV wife inside? 4?

Spirits my wife inside?
St. Peter-Yes. You will find hel
waiting for you at the head of tn,
stairs.-N. Y. Truth.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-09-09
II was Taken AwheeI.

Mrs. Tenspot-l am so glad that you are
engaged to Harold Willcughby. Was il
long courtshipy
Miss Skdmore-Not very. My cyclone
ter registered about 700 0miles.--Judge.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-09-09
RenI Victim.

"Your husband seems to be victim oI
the tobacco habit"
''No, I'm the victim. He thoroughly
enjoys it."-Topeka Capital.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-09-09

She-Good gracious, George! run for
the doctor. Baby has swallowed your
latchkey.
He-That's bad. 1t nigh; cause lock
jaw.-Up-to-Date
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-09-09

Fits stopped free and permanently cured.
No fits after first days Use of DR.. kiinc's
Great Nerve Restorer. Free ~ trial bottle 4
treatise. DIR. Kline, 933 Arch st :, Phila., Pa.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-09-09

Harduppe-Say, feel like bathing
suit.
Tomtom-How's that?
Harduppe-I'in so awfully short
Town Topics.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-09-09

We never value money as much as we do
right after having spent 4 foolishly Wash
ington Democrat.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-09-09

When woman takes off her coat at
church it is not necessarily sign that she 10
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-09-09

use Piso's Cure for Consumption both in
my family and practice. DIR. G. w. Patter-
son, Inkster, Mich, Nov. s, 1894.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-09-09
ELECTRICALLY SPEAKING.

John, doesn't my bathing suit elec
trify you?"
Yes; shocks me, in fact."-N. Y.
Herald.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-09-09

A Sundayschool Interruptions. Clergy
man-"St Paul made one error, my dear
children" Juvenle-"Did il let In a run %
--Truth
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-09-09

This simple rule solves womans whims-
Forget Il now you mustn't.
The things she hasn't got she wants.
And those she has she doesn't.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-09-09

Then ! don't see how you can make
anything out of that."-N. Y Journal.