New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1897-09-08

on the skies he sot his eyes the Chris
tian brave and bold; !; an then lie took the 7
heavenly prizea crown an harp of
gold.'' ssStop right thar, john" ex-
claimed the old nan; s.stop right thar,
an change that. He wuz fer silver TO
the last y Atlanta Constitution.
In glancing through the recently pub.
lished work on that worthy bore, DR..
johnson, failed to discover the follow
ing anecaote. It is carefully preserved
.by family whose Scotch ancestors took
a rise out Of the great photographer:
Hostess-Dr. Johnson, what do you
think of our Scotch broth9
DR.. Johnson Madam, in my opinion
it's only tit for pigs.
Hostess Then have some more
London Figaro,
a silly youth was Dragging Of his great
friends in a mixed company, in which
Douglas Jerrold was present, and sail
that he had dined three times at Devon
shire House and never saw any fish at
table. 81 cant account for il" he add
ed. II can" said Jerrold. ''They ate
it all upstairs"
On her way to Balmoral from the
South the Queen passed near the coun-
try seat of rich commoner. This gen
tleman had grand wineries, and he III.
structed his gardener-a typical speci-
men of the thrifty Scot-to pick large
basketful of the finest grapes to be sent
to her majesty.
Amid many grumblings anent the Civ
ing away of my grapes he complied.
Shortly afterward letter was received
from the Queen thanking the donor in
graceful terms for such fine grapes.
Thinking this would mollify his gar
dener, the gentleman read him the mss
i've. The old Scot heard it through ii,
silence, and at its conclusion remarked
anxiously: 5
''She doesna say onythlng aboot send
ing back the basket. - London Answers. I
John LIND accompanied his son, Nor
man, to the State University Monday
The attendance at the public schools
this year is about thirty in excess of last
years enr. llment.
Mrs. Lena Schaihle and son, ALBERT, of :
Chicago are here tins week renewing old
acquaintances. Mrs. SchalbIe was
former resident Of New UIm and has a
host Of friends in our midst.
Frank Day, the Fairmont editor, who
ran for congress last fall in this district,
is getting into hot water as a result Of the
ill-feeling between Mr.. Day Of the Sen
tinel and Mr.. Ward, the wealthy banker
and publisher Of the Independent. Day
las made all sorts OF charges against
Ward, whom he styles the Martin coun-
ty Shylock," and about twenty notices
for retrachOn have been served without
effect. Day positively refuses to take
back anything and invites a libel suit
with each additional issue Of his paper.
He processes his willingness and anxiety
to prove everything he has said.
The programme for the dedication of
st. Alexander's Hospital will be as fol
lows
At nine o'clock in the morning Of the
22nd' the dedicatory exercises will take
place At the hospital chapel.
At noon there will be a banquet ten
dered visiting physicians and clergymen.
Toasts will be responded to by Mayor
Weschcke, DR.. Daniels Of st. Peter, DR.
Rothenburg Of springfield, Dr. Well
come Of Sleepy Eye and Dr. stamm Of .
St Paul.
At three o'clock, the committee. has
arranged for smoke social
.At $3.50 Dr.. Eitel Of Minnea polls vi. 3
deliver "a address on The relation Of
the medical profession and the public
towards hospits s
During interyala i hospital ii be-
Inspected x-ray nonstrstions will