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NOT engaged 10 be married again.-Cincin-
natl Tribune.
II Is capital offense to wreck ship.
and IL should be the same to wreck .
bank.-Florida Times Union.
Beware of the grip. 1t has come to
town, and Is as dangerous as an unmux-
zled dog.-Baltimore American.
Only those whom the gods love die
Young. The others live to ripe old age
and hold all the offices.-Detroit tribune.
The Cuban liar and the Spanish liar arc
so necessarily active that it's mighty hard
to tell just what is going on down there
Baltimore Life.
II is said to have cost less than 50 to in
augurate the new Governor~of Colorado.
He may prove to have come high at that.
New York Press.
The one general purpose of the whole
trust system is to stifie enterprise, and the
inventor and the consumer suffer alike
by it.-New York Journal
The labor market threatens to be un-
usually congested in the spring, as SO
many statesmen will be out of employ
ment-Baltimore American.
According to a new ordinance, every
Chicago woman who wears Dig NAT 10
the theater will be fined So. But it's not
big hats that Chicago women are noted
for.-Atlanta Journal.
Now that the cabinet is agreed upon,
and it has been decided what kind of
gown the wife of the President-elect is to
wear, the country can breathe more free
ly.-Detroit Free Press.
Why not take some of those warlike
Senators who want to fight Spain and are
opposed to the arbitration treaty and turn
them loose among the rabbits that are
devastating Missouri ?-Cleveland Leader.
1t is hereby respectfully suggested to
Mr.. Cleveland that il would be good
time when he and Mckinley ride down
the avenue together to unfold a few of his
best fish stories for the edifcation of the
Washington Times.
Now that the American Association Of
General Baggage Agents has reached an
agreement concerning the carrying OK
corpses it would seem that some of these
| cabinet booms might be cared for by their
Observation-Disclosures Post.
Aftermath of the Storm.
| It's too short time between cold
waves-Buffalo Express.
In the way of cold weather item, IL
may be said that those Il, 900 Ohio Office
seekers are all cutting ice.-Detroit News
| Tribune.
Future cold waves will please play this
| town as one-night stand.-Cincinnat
| Tribune
The plumber is listening to more pipe
/ stories than he has heard for many
months.-St. Louis Dispatch.
For a week or more nature has been
running a stiff competition with art in the
business of manufacturing ice.-Chicago
| Tribune.
Coming so late in January, the cold sea-
| son will be shorter and the sufferers will
soon be able to care for themselves.-Chi-
cago Inter Ocean.
/ Fuel is often more needed than food in
ameliorating the sufferings of the poor In
winter, as they soon found out in Chicago.
Boston Globe.
| OF course there is suffering in Chicago.
| Any person who is compelled by circum-
stances to live in Chicago is bound to
suffer.-New York Press.
In this sunny land people howl when
| the thermometer is 20 degrees above zero,
but up North when it is 20 below people
have a merry time.-Atlanta Constitution.
South Dakota can afford to have it's
must be a relief to know they are not
stuck to some rapidly moving away official
Chicago Tribune.