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The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1897-11-27
A WARNING From FRANCE.



New York, Nov. 26,--1ho Warrington
correspondent of the uciuld Ia authority
for tho rolowingi
II In tho desire Of tho British govorn-
mrn that viln United States SHAH author-
lHe british company 90 land "a cable
on onr of tha Hawaiian islands, thln
oablu going to Canada and Australia,
tiRai action " opfopdi by tho frunoh
government ~ tho ground that tho laying
of cable by british capital would place
Great liiitain IN control Of a system
reaching arouDi tho entire world ana
IN tho oyoiH OF u wiz before u message
could bo trunnmitted tha British govern
monta consent would have t1 be OBJ
tained In caAo Great nrtain were on
gagvl IN hnsthiths~. u wotbd b7 prhctl
caily imposssIlho 10 nrnd mos's,go over
any cable wtioh did not pnHs through
british tcridtory, cNo1pt thnt which con
ucotH rrnnco ana Cape cod.
M Paironotr~ has modo representa-
tiun an the uuhlcoi to Secretary sherman
who said he did not think II would make
murh difference This government could
uao a n II d,nirc1. ana IN caAo Of no, on.
i,y an opposition tino could b. built. Tho
French ofiiciala huwrvcr. point out that
In case ~ war boiwoun tho United States
tha Fbvcramoa itself would be- hnndl-
oapp,i n thr cable was under British
control
Information hnH been received here that
agents of tho british company Interested
IN the e,blo enterprise ami tho consul
general OF drort Uritain IN Honolulu ara
mnk.a;: nn ofrurt Ia socuro conc--nion
from thr p"," sovrrnm~n, ana the United
tithtrs that "a british company bo al
l0w-d to Land othlo Mr. srwull rcp-
rop~nthiiyu uf this government. In op.
posed ia Tho graHT,ins " such a conceH.
nlon, II In itnpoaHi,au for tho Dole author,
hlna 20 Eivr permission TO hay cable
under tho r~'lpr,N'ty treaty l-'twrrn the
United Aiatop and Hawaii
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1897-11-27
col sroSn INJURED.

knaiIst Or, Nov 9i-,Ai-cial To ,hc
Aatutianb C"lnrsi Stono nn old resident
of this piacc, nearly ma with q fatal ac.
co'icn' nt o'clock soday. Ito ia,d ftlion
as''esp On tho rnilroad track and hut Tor
Tho pi'mia Hctiun ~ Engineer Ford In
reversing aAs -Istn- woud hlvc mot
instant death, -"yero c,H on tho hrud
tr'd a had shaking up wuH thc extent of
his ihiurics
tCol Hton~ was brought, Ia the city on
the work train ami laar~i IN 81 Mary
hosIhiai. iaH night It wpa reported that
his tniur.rz wttv rss dangerous and
thai h" WIZ resting very Comfortably
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1897-11-27

The thres-year-old boy OF J. A. John
son. Of Lynn Center. Ill, Is subject TO at
tacks Of Group. Mr.. johnson says he Is
satished that the timely use Of Cham
berlaln's Cough Remedy. during a severe
attack. saved his little boy's life. He Is
In the drug business. a member OF the
firm Of johnson Bros, Of that place; and
they handle a great many patent nsdi-
cines for throat and lung diseases. He
had all thes'e to choose from. and skilled
physicians ready 20 respond 10 his call,
but selected tnis remedy for use in his
own family at a time when his child's
life was in danger. because he knew II
TO be superior TO any other. and famous
the country over for its cures OF Group.
Mr.. Johnson says this is the best selling
cough medicine they handle. and that It
gives splendid satisfastIon In all cases.
Sold by Bstes-Conn Drug Company.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1897-11-27
There are steel billiard balls

]. c. Berry one of the best known cit
izens Of Spencer. Mo-. testihes that he
cured himself of the worst kind OF piles
by using a few boxes OF Dewitts Witch
Hazel Salve. He had been troubled with
piles for over thirty years and had used
many different kinds Of so-called cures;
the work and he will verify this state
but Dewitt's was the only one that did
ment II any one wishes to writo to him.
Chas Rogers.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1897-11-27
ONO REPUBLICANS

Cincinnati. Nov % A. the recent clcc-
ton. the fusion ticket wlrch carried ihls
county contained nlnr domucf,,tlr and
fivo republican mcmhyrs of the lcgisln-
turc rhrro has hcon some doubt aa to
how the fudonHts viii vote on Joint hal
La fur United Stntea s,7lator At meet
ing OF these nHionzts here thcy decided
90 vote oor the republican cituvus nomi-
w~ w1hch wn mulN the legislature
stand 50 republicans to Gj dcmocmts on
Join, ballot for United States senator.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1897-11-27

half OF the property to be assessed In
such district as described herein. and
in which special assessment IS to BE-
levied, shall be filed with the Auditor
and Police Judge before the said regular
meeting OF the Common Council, no such
work or Improvement will be ordered
except by the two-thirds vote of all the
members Of the Common Council elect.
Dated at Astoria, Oregon. this 23d DAY
OF November. 1897.
H. E. NELSON.
Auditor and Police Judge.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1897-11-27
A CARD

At the solicitation Of persons interested
In the relief Of Mr. Nelson Bliss >berg,
whose house was burned on Tuesday last,
n subscription has been started in his
behalf Hon. J T. Lighter Of The Daily
Astorlan, has consented TO be custodian
Of the funds. The subscription paper may
be seen ard subscriptions left at the
Astorlan office. where they will he Prop
crly cared for until forwaded to Mr..
Rlsseberg. Signed
VIM. SEYMOUR SHORT.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1897-11-27

Tho worst cold l ever had In my life
was cured by Chamberlain Cough Rem
edy," writes w. H. Norton. OF sutier
Creek. Cal. This cold left mo with n
cough and was cxpco,oraiing all the
time Tho Remedy cured me- and want
all my friends when troubled with
cough or cold TO use u. for II will do
them good" Sold by Estes. Conn Drug
Company.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1897-11-27
Two MORE srEAMERs


Portland. or. Nov. S.-'rho q n 4 y.
Company ami rarlnc CunH, Steamship
Company tn'tty announced thul three
Hira'noru WI lu put on N" route i--
tween Portland and Dyoa and slagwny
ssving ilvu Days service from Portland
Tho steamer doorEv ". Eld~r ia alroniy
on Fhu run ami tho aioAm-r Oregon r.
undergoing r'vairs PREPARATORY to going
on tho ruuto Tho turi steamer has not
yet h~en ss,lrs't~i
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1897-11-27
WAR IN AFRICA


london Nny. - Especial 10 M" A.
lorau tvlr coinFnl once hto this cy-
rniuN received cnldr mrissngr from Ia
r''s wert coaHt ~ Afrion. rEp,ing that a
ru.nr Ia currr0i among tho natives ~ a
,'oliirion i-tw~cn ioo Hr,ish and Fr~nch
'roup- Both countries have hem pour.
ing tr'opA into tho disputed H'rrt,ory.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1897-11-27
ATTENTION VOTERS.

A meeting ot citizens will be called
at the court house at II a. m. on Satur-
day. November q. for the purpose Of
nominating canddnses for the coming
city clection to be held In this city on
December s,
An citizens OF Astoria arc respectfully
requested 70 attend.
BY ORDER COMMITTEE.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1897-11-27
OREGON BoY IN CUBA.

Portland. or NOV. ~ %-CHpt y. T.
Mtth"nty. late of the Cuian army. who
hnH hv'yn making a tour " the northwest
tn Tho intcrrut ~ m" C,iiann. arrived
h"r" thH evening lie suited that whilc
in Cula hn met Russell Montgomery son
"f J, h Montgomery. OF llls city. VINO
disappeared from the rnit,i States MT
vai academy NJ Annapolis myatcrIously.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1897-11-27

You can't afford TO risk your life by
allowing a cold to develop into pneumonia
or consumption. Instant relief and
certain cure are afforded by One Minute
Cough Cure. Charles Rogers.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1897-11-27

Mr N. N osburn. well known a,
Woodstock. Mich. was troubled with a
lame back. He was persuaded 20 use
chamberlain's Pain Balm. II gave him
relief In ono night This remedy 10 also
famous for Va cures Of rheumatism. For
raie by Estes- Conn Drug Company
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1897-11-27

You may eat cheap food and not be
seriously hurt by II; but you cannot
take cheap medicines without positive
injury. II you use any substitute for
Ayers Sarsaparllla. you do 20 at the
peril of your health. perhaps Of your
life Insist on having Ayers, and no
other
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1897-11-27
TOD SLOANE \ WINNER

London. Nov 70 With Tui Soanc In
tho saddle u. seymour four year. old
hay uarc atphuR finished nrst In tho
ra"" for IN" EHcrm-ro wrfcr handicap at
sor November mcctin, today
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1897-11-27

Disagreement for life by burns or scalds
may he avoided by using DeWltts Witch
Hazel salve, the great remedy for
piles and for all kinds OF sores and skin
troubles Charles Rogers.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1897-11-27
NOTICE.

Until further notice l will not person
ally nor win my half interest in steam
er O. X. be responsible for any debts
or wages OF any nature contracted by
A. f. Saite, for steamer o. X.
L. NJ. DAVIS.
Astoria. Or. October q. 1897.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1897-11-27

Notice is hereby given that the Assess
ment Roll containing the special assess
ment for the improvement of Bond street,
from the west side of Ninth street 20
the west line of blocks 16 and II in the
City " Astoria, as laid out and recorded
by John Mcclure. has bees filed in the
Office OF the Auditor and Police Judge,
and Is now open for inspection, and will
so remain open until the 18th day OF
December. 1897 prior to which time all
objections to such assessment roll must
he filed in writing with the Auditor and
Police Judge
The Committee on Streets and Public
WAYS. together with the Board of As
SCISSORS Of the City of Astoria. viii meet
in the council chambers of the city hall
in the City Of Astoria, on Wednesday
/ December 15.1S97. at the hour OF 10 O'Clock
| a. m. to review and equalize such as
sessment and thereafter report their ac,
tions to the Common Council
/ BY order Of the Common Council.
Attest: Fl. f. NELSON.
Auditor and Police Judge
Astoria. Oregon. November 25. 1897.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1897-11-27

Small pill, safe pilt hest pill. DeWitts
Little Early Risers cure hillousness. con-
stlpatlon, sick headache, Charles Rog-
ers.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1897-11-27

There II no need OF little children he.
Ing tormcntcd by scNld head, eczema
nnd skin eruptlons. DcWltts witch
Hazel salvc gives instant relief and
cures permanently Charles Rogers.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1897-11-27

Take Laxative Bromo ouinlne Tablets.
All druggists refund the money II II fails
TO cure. 25c. For sale by Charles Rogers.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1897-11-27

Tho Australian Statistical hoci,sy e~ti.
mates tlut tho population 81 Australia.
including 1NHmnn,a and New Zealand,
was laht Juno i36e.75s.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1897-11-27

Murt ali of tho buttons used In the
tnit~i SIatcr are manufactured IN west.
rrn MraHaarnuscts towns
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1897-11-27
Japan mas nriy-Ax cotton mills.

Neuralgia and long depression. cnusc
tho hair to turn gray prcmaurcly Han's
Hair Remover will restore the colcr. and
prevent the hair from falling.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1897-11-27

NOTICE OF FILING ASSESSMENT
FOR THE IMPROVEMENT OF BoND
STREET FROM THE WEST SIDE
OF NINTH STREET TO THE WEST
LINE OF BLOCKS l6 AND Il IN
THE CITY OF ASTORIA AS LAID
OUT AND RECORDED BY JOHN
MCLURE.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1897-11-27

Tuberculosis IL In England and Wales
the cause OF II por cent OF all male anh
1914 OF all female deaths.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1897-11-27

Take Laxative Bromo ounlne Tablets
All druggists refund the money II It fails
TO cure; p5c For sale by Charles Rogers
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1897-11-27

Notice is hereby given that on the sth
cay of December. 1897. general elec-
ton will be held in the City Of Astoria,
Oregon. for city officers. namely:
! Mayor To- the term OF two years.
Auditor and Police Judge for the term
Of two years.
City Attorney for the term OF two
years.
Treasurer for the term Of two years.
l Surveyor for the term OF two years.
Super4n te1pient OF Streets for the
term OF two years.
l Police Commissioner fer the term OF
six years.
Har'bor Master for the term OF two
years.
Councilman in the First Ward for the
term OF three years.
Councilman In the Second Ward for
the term Of three years.
I l Councilman in the Third Ward for the
term Of three years.
The polling places and Judges and
clerks OF esectlon are hereby designated
as follows:
FIRST WARD.
Polling place No. AT brick engine
house on Astor street.
Judges-H r. Ferguson William Ed
gar, Perry TruInnger. Cerks-L. f. Sc.
lig. A. NJ. Smith.
Polling place No. AT engine houst
in City Halt building on Commercial
street Judges-G. c, Fulton, Antont
weylund, c. A. Mathena. clerks-chas
May, V. Boelllng.
SECOND WARD.
Polling place No. S-s5S Commercial
street in welch block Judges-D. II
welch. W. = Robb. c. r. Thomson
Clerks-Harry Gray, J. F. Gratke.
I Polling place No. AT Columbia en-
Gine company No. 3 Judges-Ludwie
larsen. Jacob Moore. Gus Boentgen
Clerks-Adolph johnson, Neil Crosby
THIRD WARD.
Polling place No. 5-At old schoo
house, Judges-John Enberg, Enoct
! Peterson, O. Settum. Cgerks-O F. Nor.
ton, Ole r. Olsen.
/ The polls win be open from o'clocb
a m. until o'clock p. m.
/ n. ,-ao,. - ~, r,,,,,r,or T,o,,,cu
Attest: II. F. NELSON.
Auditor and Police Judge
A storia, Oregon. Nov. o, 1897.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1897-11-27

Denver pays NJ cents per 100 cubic
fee1 for gas.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1897-11-27
TO CURE 4 COLD IN ONE DAY

Take Laxative Bromo ouinine Tablets.
All druggists refund the money II II fails
to cure: sc For sale by Charles Rogers.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1897-11-27

Mr.. Bryan made numerous speeches
during his reoent tour through Ohio. but
reading one was reading them all.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1897-11-27
TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY

Posoy Is the name of a St. Louis florist
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1897-11-27

In Mexico city Hop Lee advertises an
american restaurant
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1897-11-27

Sioux CITY. Iowa. unionlsts are boy
cobting a ths@tre.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1897-11-27
MRS. p. BUTLER.

Fairhaven, Conn.
Persons who are subject TO bilious collie
can ward on the attack by taking this
remedy MS soon ms the first symptoms
appear Sold by Estes-Conn Drug Co,
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1897-11-27

Aluminium wall paper Is announced.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1897-11-27
HOW TO CURE BILIOUS coLIc

I suffered for weeks with collie and
pains In my stomach caused by bilious
ness and had to take medicine all the
while until rsod Chambcrhin's collie.
Cholera and Dinrrhoea Remedy which
cured me. have since recommended It
20 a good many people.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1897-11-27
TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY

our railroads employ $1,000 men.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1897-11-27

Russia employs 1900 cOOl miners.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1897-11-27

Maigin Irons has JOINED Dchs' Social
Democracy.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1897-11-27

Germany has 1890 physicians.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1897-11-27

Persia has one glass mill.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1897-11-27
ELECTION NOTICE.

Notice is hereby given that on the sth
cay of December. 1897. general elec-
ton will be held in the City Of Astoria.
Oregon. for city officers. namely:
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1897-11-27
CITATION.

H. NEAA9OAN,
Auditor and Police Judge.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1897-11-27

Auditor and Police Judge
Astoria. Oregon. November %. 1897.
The people's journal. (Pickens, S.C.) 1891-1903, 1897-10-14

OF air like it was nothing, tut it has
the germ, the embryo of life in it, and
VIII lind lodging place somewhere and
sleep until spring, and then make no
mistake. 1t Will not come up dande-
lion, but will surely mako thistle.
In the horticultural gardens at London
are raspberry plants that came from
seed found in u mars stomach who had
been buried 100 years.
Study nature little as you go
along, boys, and it will make you wiser
and better and happier men. Find out
why it Is that u dead bird weighs more
than u live one and by what force or
power buzzard can sail round and
round in the air above you and never
bat a wing nor wave " feather.
1t 10 Mt every boy who can be Bon
Franklin, but every buy can learn
something every day, and oven one
fact DAY will in course Of time make
him u wise man. What boy was
Franklin! What man. The young
est OF seventeen children, apprenticed
to a candle maker, next to . printer:
ran away from Boston to Philadelphia
when seventeen years old and hired to
u MIR. Read, and fell in love with Debo-
rah, his daughters; was never idle; read
and studied in every leisure moment;
mastered French, Italian, Spanish and
Latin; became postmaster Of Philadel-
phia, then postmaster general of the
colonies; established the Philadelphia
and the University Of Pennsylvania
and not long after he drew lightning
down from heaven with Il kite and u
string and key.
What man he was! What q boy.
BILL ARP
The people's journal. (Pickens, S.C.) 1891-1903, 1897-10-14
THE FARM IGItS' COLLEGE.
inaugural Address OF Clcmson's New
President-The Duties and Reapons.
Utilities OF His Office,

President-The Duties and Rcspons.
Utilities OF His Office.
The new president Of Clemson Col
lego. Nev. Henry S. Hartzog, has en-,
tered upon the duties OF his office, and
in accordance with his own request,
the inaugural ceremonies wore in
formal. At tho chapel exercises on
the morning after his arrival, Col. M .
} Hardin in his usual pleasant style
introduced the ncwly elected pres i'd ent
and welcomed him on behalf of tho
faculty and students of Clemson Col
ego.
President Hartzog replied substan-
italy rs follows:
~ realize tho grave responsibility
that rests upon me, and | feel the need
OF the hearty cooperation Of the stu
dents. Down in the secret infoldings
of your hearts is burning a desire to
make Clemson tho foremost college in
the south. You have it in your power
to crafty that ambition with an en-
thusiastic faculty, selected from the
best talent in the United States, with
buildings and equipments to satisfy
every demand, supported by gcn-
erous legislature. guided by faithful
trustees, idoliZed by confident pat
ronagc, the responsibility for the fu-
ture rests largely with the student
body at Clemson.
/" The world will Judge Clemson, not
by Its promises, not by its catalogues,
hut by Its fruits. Young gentlemen,
you will go forth as living epistles,
read of all men. If you go as scientific
farmers, to convert bleak hills into
blooming fields; as skilled mechanics to
harnest the laughing waters and turn
the wheels of industry; as soldiers,
competent, should it become necessary
to lead our people into reluctant but
rightful war; as scholars to guide tho
current Of modern thought-thc mis-
sion Of Clemson will be justified.
81 have an abiding faith in the young
mon OF South Carolina. | am firmly
persuaded that tho Clemson cadets
realize their noble opportunity. |
would have you feel proprietary in
terest In the welfare OF Clemson. |
would havo you feel that the success
of Clemson means your success in life,
and the failure OF Clemson means your
failure in life.
"In my educational platform arc
three main p'anks.
"In tho first place, | favor everything
that conduces to accurate, CON prehen-
sivc scholarship. Learning is the
chief business hore. Lord Brougham
has said: AN educated man is one
who knows something OF everything
and everything of something.' Al
Clemson broad Foundation OF general
knowledge Is laid, and on that Is
erected superstructure of specia
knowledge.
"! favor everything that promotes
bodily development. l heartily sym
pathize with the military feature, be-
cause 1T is means to an end. | stand
| for college athletics, but with this
The people's journal. (Pickens, S.C.) 1891-1903, 1897-10-14

qualification; Athletics should nev :,
trench upon the serious and sober
work Of the college.
u favor everything that tends to
promote the spiritual interest of the
college. Character is the ultimate OBJ
Ject OF education. Christ is the CON
descension OF divinity and the exulta-
ton OF humanity Character based on
that Christ is lasting. In derision, an
Inscription in Latin, Greek and He
brew was placed over tho crucified Re-
aecmer. That inscription read: This
ls the King OF the Jews The Romans
we're the highest exponents of brute
Iorce; the Greeks Of mental force; the
Hebrews of spiritual force; and Jesus
Christ is the perfect exponent of all
King OF body, mind and soul.
Young gentlemen, there is nv
ideal. When these magic words,
clemson Graduate are stamped upon
the brain, | would have him stand be-
lore the world king of body, king of
mind, and king OF soul.
Permit mo to acknowledge the debit
due my distinguished predecessor, Mr..
Craighead, who guided this institution
through tho perilous period of orpani-
zatlon, and to Prof. Hardin, who has
shown master hand for the past few
months. | come not as O revoiutionist
but as o co-worker, to carry on the
work. | come to consccrate hand and
heart TO Clemson" (Applause.)
The people's journal. (Pickens, S.C.) 1891-1903, 1897-10-14

THE OLD FARMER AND HIS Son.
Extract from the speech of Hon. Vim.
l.. Terry, of Arkansas:
"Why, sir, whenever [ hear one of
these looking Republican
politicians talking about getting better
wages into the pockets Of workingmen
by putting moro money into the pock.
OTIS Of the manufacturer, thereby max
Ing him the trustee for the laborcr, |
am reminded Of what took place be-
tween the old farmer and his big son,
John. He called John in and said to
him: My son, | have made my will,
and as it may perhaps make you bet
ter boy to know the good part | have
done by you, will tell you its
provisions. | have given you
my property of every kind and
appointed your Uncle jim to wind
1T up for you, to which the boy replied
Your intentions, Dad, are good, but
nave my doubts Of Uncle jim, and If il
Is oil the same to you, wish you would
Just change that thing around-giv,
the property to Uncle Jim and appoip
me the executor to wind it up for him. :.