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The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1897-09-15

The announcement of the first view of our
Autumn Millinery contains a popular invitation to
visit our Store and examine the collection.
It IS a well known and generally admitted fact
that our. Millinery receptions display the largest
and most varied collections of the richest and
newest products Of the worlds best Milliners.
These occasions have long since risen above the
point OF rivalry or comparison.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1897-09-15
Valley System


Leave PennsyIvania r.. R Depot.
6.52 A. M. daily tSundar 7.2 A. M, for
MAUCH CHUNK and intsranedate stations.
$50 A. M. daily for WILKESBARRE.
SCRANTON (week days., ELArLRA tweek
days.. ITHACA, GENEVA. ROCHESTER,,
BTkEAlO FALLS and tina
west, and principal local points. Dining Car
and Chair Car 10 Buffalo,
O.50 A M. Sundays only. for BOUND
ROO and intermediate stations,
Hos a. NJ. daily. except Sunday. for MACcH
CHUNK and intermediate points.
1cu p y aailv. except Sunday.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1897-09-15
~ oId ana WeII Triad RAmedx.

children teething not always be used
for children while teething. IT softens
the gums. alfays the pain, cures wind
collie and is the best remedy for d.
errhoea. Twenty-Five cents per bottle.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1897-09-15
ONE HUNDRED
DOLLARS

and the Numbers Of 1897 are
selling thus :
Readsters go doaon byom SIS
to sos.
Tourists go dorm from $1175o
to 81.
LAZY Hunters go dorm from
$I2s.5o to $75.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1897-09-15

(SaIe No. 1881. j.
The New Jersey Title Guarantee & Trust Co.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1897-09-15
RECEIVERS SALE.

GSale No. 5451A
The New Jersey Title Guarantee & Trust Co.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1897-09-15

(Sale No. 1882
The New JERSEY title Guarantee & Trust Co
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1897-09-15

(Sa1e No. 2S1e.)
The New JERSEY Title GUARANTEES & Trust Co.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-03-24
MARK TWAIN'S JOB.

How 1t Was Saved For Him In Denver
Newspaper Office.
1t is Denver newspaper tradition that
the funniest bit Of journalistic work ever
done by Mark Twain was strangled by a
too friendly proofreader. Mark was given
an assignment to write up the opening of
saloon-quite Il noteworthy event in
those days in the Colorado town. He
thought it would be funny to make his ac-
count of the festivities bear silent witness
to the potency of the free refreshments dis
pensed. The article began soberly enough,
but soon the diction became misty, then
the spelling grew confused, and finally the
whole thing degenerated into maudlin,
incoherent eulogy of the saloon keeper
1t was funny. Mark read it over and
laughed until he cried. But the next morn
ing when he eagerly scanned the paper he
could not find his work. In an obscure
corner he saw a two line item stating that
''the Alcazar saloon was opened with ap-
propriate festivities last night. That was
ALL
He rushed down to the office and in
quired about his article. The managing
editor knew nothing about it. The city ed
itor couldn't tell what had become of it.
The foreman said he hadn't seen it.
AS Mark was snorting about the tout
rage" and was running about the office
trying to get track Of his missing copy"
proofreader slyly nudged him and said
confidentially, "You owe mo cigar"
GLOW is that?" inquired the humorist
"I've earned it," was the reply. II
saved your job for you last night. Maybe
you don't know how the old man here
feels about such things, but he won't have
1t If he finds it out. He's fired three men
since I've been here-just that way"
"Just what way?"
"Why, just as you were last night, you
know. Your stuff wouldn't do at all. 1t
was simply awful 1 knew If the old man
saw it you were gone, so fixed it up N.Y.
self. "-Chicago Times Herald
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-03-24
Westbound,
No. 1.
Arrive Santa Fe
DAILY
Eastbound,
No. 2.
Arrive Santa Fe
DAILY
CHICAGO 4 CALIFORNIA LIMITED

CHICAGO & CALIFORNIA LIMITED
Westbound, train No. will leave Chi
cago and st. Louis on successive We'd
nesdays and Saturdays, Kansas City and
Denver, Thursdays and Sundays arriving
at Santa Fe Mondays and Fridays. East
bound, train No. 4 will leave Los Angeles
and San Diego on successive Mondays
and Thursdays arriving at Santa Fe on
Wednesdays and Saturdays.
These trains will be composed of mag
nificent Pullman sleeper and Dining cars
between Chicago and Los Angeles, Buffet
and Smoking car between Kansas City
and Los Angeles, and connecting Parlor
car between Los Angeles and San Diego,
also through Pullman sleeper between
81. Louis (via Wabash Ry.) and Los An
geles, in both directions without change.
Through Pullman sleeper between
Lamy and Denver, Colorado Springs and
Pueblo.
No EXTRA FARE will be charged on
these trains, but only first-class transpor.
tation will be honored.
No DAY COACHES OR CHAIR CARS,
and passengers will be required to pay
seat or berth fare.
CALIFORNIA AND MEXICO EXPRESS
Trains No. and carry Pullman pal
ace and tourist sleepers between Chicago
and San Francisco, Los Angeles, Ell Paso
and the City of Mexico, dining cars be.
tween Chicago and Kansas City, free re-
dining chair cars between Chicago and
Ell Paso, west of Kansas City meals are
served at the famous Harvey eating
houses.
CONNECTIONS.
Close connections are made in Union
Depots at Chicago, Kansas City, Denver,
Colorado Springs and other principal
stations ON the "Santa Fe Route" with all
lines divsrging. For further particulars
call on any agent of the "Santa Fe Route
CT the undersigned.
H. LVTz, Agent, Santa Fe.
q. 7. NI0HoxSoN, q. r. A., Chicago
City Ticket Oflce, First National Bank
Building.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-03-24
GOOD MORNING.

The sun has swept away the night,
And oil the eastern sky, aglow
With golden clouds and rosy light,
Says to the waking world below,
Good morning
Above the branching sunlit trees
The curling smoke wreath floats afa4
Before dissolving i'll the breeze
And signals to the last dim star,
Good morning.
The buttercups and daisies fair
That nod and whisper in the breeze
Repeat the salutation there
And murmur to their friends the bees,
Good morning.
The song bird singing in the grove
Has tuned his voice his mate to greet,
And waking her with thoughts Of love
Sings tenderly In wood notes sweet,
Good morning.
The modest wild rose of the vale,
Its face turned up toward the sky,
Sends perfume on the summer gale
And breathes to all, with fragrant sigh,
Good morning.
Across the mead from fiow'r to flow'r
The butterfly in colors rare
Fits on, unmindful Of the hour,
And says, with most coquettish air,
Good morning.
And so from meadows and from hill,
From passing breeze and glancing ray,
From messy glade and ripping rill
Comes borne to me q bright and gay
Good morning.
Thomas K. Ober in Philadelphia Ledger.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-03-24

Yes sir! The most enjoyable trip
ever took to New York was over
the Wabash. Only one change of
cars in st. Louis; the finest passenger
station in the world. Fine restaur-
ant and cafe. Got an elegant supper
for 50 cents.
We arrived in st. Louis at 500 p.
M, and left on the Wabash New York
Limited at 700 p. M, in the elegant
through sleeper, reaching Detroit at
9:15 the following morning. Niagara
Falls at 4:37 that afternoon, and ar
rived at New York, Grand Central
Depot at 1880 q. M, just the right
time to get breakfast and attend to
business.
Oh! the Wabash is the route for
New York.
BY the way just write to O. NJ.
Hampson, Commercial Agent, Den.
yer, for particulars. I may have for
gotten something.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-03-24

hood are always healthy and strong, she will
be a capable and healthy wife and mother
The best medicine for the treatment of
weakness and disease of the organs dis
tinctly feminine is DR.. Pierce's Favorite
Prescription.
1t is the discovery of a regularly gradu-
ated physician all eminent and skillful
specialist, Dir. r. V. Pierce, chief consult
ing physician to the Invalids' Hotel and
Surgical Institute, at Buffalo, N. Y. There
are OH file at that institution letters of over
60 600 women testifying to the marvellous
merits of the "Favorte Prescription" 1t
acts directly OH the organs that make wife
hood and motherhood possible 1t makes
them strong and healthy. 1t cures all
weakness and disease. 1t smoothes the way
to almost pangless maternity. 1t insures
healthy children. All good druggists sell it.
Mrs H. F. Reynolds Of North Fenton, Broome
Co., n. ", writes Il thought would write you
few lines as 1 have been taking your medicine
and using it in my family. l have just taken an
other bottle of your Favorite Prescription and
it has done me lots Of good. think it is a
grand medicine"
The newly-wedded wife, above all other
women, needs good medical book. Dr.
Picrce's Common Sense Medical Adviser
fills this want 1t contains over 1000 pages
and 300 illustrations. Several chapters are
devoted to the physiology of the organs dis
tinctly feminine Send 81 one-cent stamps.
to cover cost of mailing onlr, to the Worlds
Dispensary Medical Association, Buffalo,
N. ", for free copy, paper-covered. If
cloth binding is wanted, send 10 cents
extra (3I cents in all).
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-03-24
Notice to Con tractors.


Scaled proposals will be received by the
board Of insane asylum directors, at the
office Of the secretary, Marcus Brunswick,
April A. b. 1897, at Il o'clock, noon, for the
erection of the addition to the New Mexico
insane asylum. to be constructed according
plans and specifications prepared by I. H.
gas, which will. be on file and open to the in
be accompanied by a certified check Of 2 per
cent of the amount of the bid, such check
payable to Marcus Brunswick, secretary, as a
to contract for construction at his hid, if
tory. bond Tor the performance, of his con-
tions A successful bidder failing to, give
Bids must be made put on blank proposals,
Contractors may bid on the whole work. or
on the whole and any part, or on separate
Pa parts only. according to the CLASSIFICATION in
quired to keep the building free from liens
and to see that all laborers and sub-contrac-
tsrs and material men are paid, before re-
cei.ing last payment. The board reserves
the right to reject any and all bids.
ELIsHA V. LONG,
Prest. Board Directors.
BENIGNo ROMERO,
FRANK s. CRossoN,
a1,<ty v,Nr.,rry r<rr-C .~kn
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-03-24
RIO GRANDE & SANTA FE
Denver & Rio Grande Railroads.
the SCENIC LINE OF THE WORLD
Time Table No. 40.
lRhsctivs October Is, 1851
WHIST BOUND

Connections with main line and
branches as follows:
At Antonito for Durango, Silverton
and all points In the San Juan country.
AT Alnmosa for Jimtown, Creede, Del
Norte, Monte Vista and all points in the
San Luis valley.
At Ealida with main line for all points
east and west, including Leadville.
At Florence with +. 4 O. O. r. B. for
the gold camps Of Cripple Greek and
Victor.
4 At rasblo, Colorado Springs and Dem
yer with all Missouri river lines for all
points east.
Through passengers from Santa Fe will
have reserved berths In sleeper from
Alamosa II desired.
For further information address tho
lAdsrsignsd.
T. y. HsEM, General Agent,
Santa Fs, MN
SIX. Hoossl, q. r. 4.
Denver, Colo.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-03-24
An Election Bet.

Ferry-I notice Hargreaves is still wear
ing his fall ovorcoat, cold as the weather is.
Wallace-Yes, that is the result of an
election bet.
II didn't suppose Hargreayes was the
man to make one of those freak bets. -
1T wasn't freak bet He just bet all
the money he had and can't get his win
ter coat out "-Cincinnati ENQUIRER.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-03-24
He Overrcached Himself.

"Naw," said Tommy, II didn't work
the good little boy racket this Christmas.
Not much. l tried it las Christmas.
Did they get on to you" asked Jimmy.
"Naw, they didn't git Oh to me, but
they thought was in earnest an went an
bought me u dinky lot of Sunday school
books an set of chessmen. "-Indianapo-
lis journal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-03-24
Pennies Ii, Hiding.

There are 11o, 900, 900 old copper pennies
somewhere. Nobody knows what has be-
come of them, except onoe.in awhile sim
gle specimen turns up in change. A few
years ago 4,500, 900 bronze 2 cent pieces
were set afloat. Three millions Of these
are still outstanding Three million s
cent nickel pieces are scattered over the
United States, but 1t Is very rarely that
one is seen. Boston Budget
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-03-24
No rhetorical Biemisl,.

Mr.. Gibbons, said the teacher of the
class in rhetoric, point out the absurdity
in this figure of speech; At this tome
the Emperor Frederick Matched out
scheme, etc.
1t seems to me all right, replied the
young man after some reflection.
1t doess Explain, if you please, how
he could have matched out scheme.
Well, he might have had his mind set on
IL
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-03-24
Now and Then.

W. stood on the steps In the moonlight,
My dear little girl and /.
The evening was perfume laden,
The breeze foated gently by.
The foolish things that we uttered
Can never be told by pen,
And she laughingly searched my pockets.
] Thought twas SO cunning then.
We're married now. and the moonlight
Falls just AS 1t did before,
And am drowsily dreaming
OF days that can come no more,
For she waits till the angel Of slumbsr
Desceuds on my weary brow,
And then she searches my pocjrsts,
But II isn't % cunning now,
-Clarice ". Strong in INV York Journaa.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-03-24
Pointing n Moral.

don't know" remarked Senator Sor-
ghum, "when I was more impressed with
the fact that there is frequently a valuable
lesson to be drawn from the most trivial
circumstance than | was at dinner the
other day One of the children got the
wishbone y
"Oh, yes. One takes one end and anoth-
or takes the opposite, and the one who gets
the longest is supposed to get his wish. "
Exactly. And took occasion then and
there to impress upon their youthful
minds how much in this lifo depends OH
having good pull. Washington Star.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-03-24

Bacon-Do you remember you prophe-
sled that young Bowman would be heard
from when he got little older?
Egbert-Yes, believe / do remember
saying something like that.
"Well, your words have come true. He's
moved next door to me and has taken up
the cornet '-Yonkers Statesman.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-03-24
or Duty.

It is essential to the well being of the
physical economy that the kidneys and
bladder should be eternally active, that
they should never 60 "off duty" If they
do, the kidneys fail to secrete from the
blood the watery element and the i'm
purities that should be thrown off by the
bladder, and both organs suffer in or.
ganic health from their inaction, and
incur dangerous maladies. Among these
are Bright's disease of the kidneys,
diabetes, retention of the urine, gravel,
dropsy, etc. These are no trifles, but
obstinate diseases, developing rapidly
and terminating too often fatally. To
prevent or check them, the safest and
most effectaal means is Hostetter's
Stomach Bitters, which gives healthful
impetus to, but never excites the renal
organs, like the fiery, unmedicated stimu-
lants of commerce. Malaria, dyspepsia,
constipation, liver trouble, nervousness
and debility are remedied by the genial
medicine, useful in convalescence and old
age. A wineglassful three times day.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-03-24

Chilly is down on all good luck en-
blems"
"Why?"
"He wore a horseshoe soarfpin set with
diamonds and got held up for 1t. "-Chi-
cago Record.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-03-24
Ideal and Real.

Before he was wed
He said
He wanted wife whose head
Contained the 'ologies
Taught in the colleges;
But he married the cook instead.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-03-24
Notice to Taxpayers.

Notice to Taxpayers.
The taxpayers of Santa Fe county are
hereby notified that will commence to
receive the reports of the taxable prop
erty of said county during the months Of
March and April, 1897, az provided by
law. And all those who fail to make their
reports within the time prescribed by
law, the penalty OF IS per cent will be
added. J. R. HUDSON,
Assessor,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-03-24
The Very Man.

She--It's no USE Mr.. Shiny. In my
present state Of mind would not accept
the most attractive man in tho world
!, He-No, see you won't, but at any
rate you will have the satisfaction of
knowing that he has offered himself -
Tit Bits
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-03-24
Important.

Dashaway--T thanks, old man. would
like to dine with You this evening, but I
have an engagement.
Cleverton-Is it pressing engagement?
It's with girl.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-03-24
The Colorado Midland Railroad

The Colorado Midland Railroad
Reaches the grsndest scenery IN the
world, Ute Pass, Pixies Peak, Hagerman
Pass and He'll Gate; many beautiful sum-
mer resorts; the most famous mining
camps, Cripple Greek, Leadville, Victor
ana Aspen. II is the short and direct
route to che fruit lands Of the Grand val.
Icy, the Great Salt Lake and The "Goldsn
Gate" Through Pullman slsspsrs and
chair cars on al trains.
W. =. BAlLlY,
0en1 Pass. Agent, Denver Colo.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-03-24
Testing Its Strength.

Landlady-Why, Mr. Hasheater, why
are you sticking your fingers in the butter9
Boarder (grimly) Simply feeling of its
muscle, madam. Nothing more, assure
you.-New York Journal
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-03-24
Our beautiful Language,

"This is great country"
Eyes, with great language. I heard
one man say to another that the only way
to make him dry up was to soak him. -
Cincinnati Enquirer.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-03-24
Republican city Committee.

Republican City Committee.
meeting of the Republican city COM
mittee is hereby called to meet at the law
Office of E. L. Bartlett at O'Clock on the
afternoon of Saturday, March az, 1897. A
full attendance of the committee is re-
quested. MAX. FRosT,
GEO. A. JOHNSON, Chairman.
Secretary.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-03-24
The Defect in Her Arm,

The Defect in Her ArmOr.
Strong-minded women now abound,
But where is she whose mental weight
Disdains the question, SO profound,
Dear, is my bonnet really straight
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-03-24
Despair.

But she's lost not 30 much as an OF
To despair her VACATION amor,
For the fellew we feel
Who sold her the wheel,
Since him she has threatened to troz.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-03-24
Amended.

Gimme some expression for that old
saying of one foot in the grave, will you?
asked the new reporter,
Suppose you say one wheel in the
repair shop, suggested the bicycle editor.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-03-24
Pecos valley sugar Beet Land.

PecOs valley sugar Beet Land.
will lease to responsible parties any
part of $40 acres, one mile from Florence
depot on p. V. railway. I will pay water
rental and taxes and parties must agree
to cultivation. The land is level and
good. VIM. FUTILE,
Central City, Colo.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-03-24
Illustrated
Special Edition
New Mexican

Now on sale. Secure a
copy and send it to your
friend at the east. Price 10
cents; ready for mailing II
cents. -
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-03-24
ANY Old Thing.

Society" sneered the cynio "Why,
any old family can get into society. -
Town Topics.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-03-24
A Little Domestic Economy.

''What's the matter with PrimlyS"
"Why, he went home with new hat
the other day, and 1t didn't ct very we'll,
30 his wife cut his hair away wherever u
stuck. "-CleVeland Plain Dealer.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-03-24
An Eye to tho Future.

The Boy on the Ice-Say, Willie (bos
hood, it's too bad yer broke I'M But (bos
hooD if yer don't git out kin hey yer
sled?--New York journal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-03-24
To Cure q Cold in One Day

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets.
All druggists refund the money if it fails
to cure. 25 cents.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-03-24

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets.
All druggists refund the money if it fails
to cure. 25 cents,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-03-24
Talks with Travellers.

MARCUS BRUNSWICK, Secretary.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-11-11
BUSINESS LOCALS.

Fishtail ferns for sale in quanti-
ties to suit, apply this Office.
Join our Suit Club, ST. per week
Medeiros a. Decker, Hotel street.
Special bargains in Bed Spreads,
Sheets and Pillow Gases this week,
at Sachs,
"Doppelbrau," on draft is the
finest beer in town. 1t is on tap at
the Royal Saloon, and is pronounced
very healthy and refreshing tonic
by all conoisseurs.
A lady, who is an accomplished
teacher OF music, desires to give
lessons to few pupils at their
home, at 80 cents lesson. Address,
the editor of The INDEPENDENT.
The favorite beverage of the no,
hility is Andrew Usher's. whisky and
Schweppe's famous soda. The Royal
Annex, always up to date, is now
responding to the frequent calls for
"U. 81 S"
Paddy RYAN is now assisted by
popular William Carlisle at the An
Choir Saloon, where Seattle Beer is
always on draught aud other stimu-
lants furnished Pointers on all
sporting events can be had, free Of
charge from the athletic manager Of
the Anchor.
From casks rotund, the mellow brew
or Pabst springs perfect to the
light.
For nature sure and science true,
Conspire to brew it right.
The Royal and Pacific too,
Supply this perfect gem
The Cosmopolitan is not behind
With checks which change with
them