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Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1897-06-03
GOSSIP AND NOTES.
One month more school.

One month more school.
Slight frost again Sunday morning.
Ills now Com'r VanNorman OF the
Fifth district.
The stars and stripes tapped right
merrly in the breeze Monday.
Forester lodges of this Immediate vicin-
ity picnic at Walhalla in July.
Read the opening chapters OF our new
serial story, entitled "Taken From The
Enemy in this issue.
Local bike riders are forming q party
to ride over to Devils Lake and take in
Ringling's circus next week.
Teachers institute will be in session
here next week and Langdon will be
flooded with pretty school marms.
Lanpdon's issue OF 20 year bonds for
81, 500 at per cent were sold last week
IN Fulton & Co., OF Grand Forks at par.
The gentleman who wishes the dona-
ton OF sstwo or three old exchanges
please" is regular caller at thecountry
print shop nowadays.
Next Monday is the date set for Lang
dons first June wedding if rumors prove
true-but rumors must not always be
taken for gospel truth.
The county commissioners at their last
meeting decided to put the finishing
touches on the court house grounds by
ordering a neat fence to be erected.
If the Langdon juniors don't skin the
Milton kids to finish at base ball next
Thursday afternoon it won't be from
lack OF confidence to start in with.
Wheat is off notch again this week
and is down to 81 cents on the local
market. You can't talk to Cavalier
county farmers about Mckinley and 81
wheat.
Those smooth steel range peddlers are
still abroad in the land. Look out for
them and their promissory notes. Ii you
want stove buy it OF your local hard
ware dealer.
From Grand Forks word comes that
the N. P. will build from Drayton west
to the rich farming lands around Wal
halIa Bully for the 'Halla and it's pros
porous old time settlers.
Two school directors for a term OF
three years will be elected at the annual
school election to be held in this city
Tuesday. June 18th. H. D. ALERT and
W. j. Mooney are the the retiring MEM
bers OF the board.
Further reconsideration OF the streetllght-
ing question will be asked OF the city
council by citizens from the residence
part OF Langdon at Monday nights
meeting. Besides three arc lights on the
business thoroughfares it is desired that
dozen 80 candle incandescent lights be
distributed at the corners districts lying
west OF Third street. The request is only
reasonable and as the additional cost is
reduced to minimum by using the in
candescent in place Of arc lights there is
every reason to expect that the city
fathers will give favorable consideration
to the request.
interested in land contest, consult
B. Erickson, the land attorney. AZ
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1897-06-10
hoods
said: " You never know you
have taken pill till it is all 01EE -
over" CSC. c. /. Hood & Co., NEES
Proprietors, Lowell Mass. -
The only pills to take with Hoods Sarsaparilla
DEER PARK
On the Crest Of the AIleghenies.

To those contemplating trip to the
mountains in search Of health or pleas
ure. Deer Park. on the crest of the Nile
ghanv Mountains. 5000 feet above sea
level. offers such varied attractions as
delightful atmosphere during both day
and night. pure water, smooth, winding
roads. through the mountains and val
levs. Cricket grounds. Ball grounds. Golf
links. Tennis courts. and the most pictu-
rescue scenery in the Allegheny range.
The hotel is equipped with all adjuncts
conducive to the entertainment. pleasure
and comfort of guests.
There are also number of furnished
cottages with facilities for housekeeping.
The houses and grounds are supplied
with absolutely pure water, piped from
the celebrated Boiling Spring. and
are lighted with electricity. Deer Park
is on the main line of the Baltimore and
Ohio Railroad, and has the advantage OF
its splendid Nestibuled Limited Express
trains between the east and west. Sea-
son excursion tickets. good for return
passage until October 81. will be placed
on sale at greatly reduced rates at all
principal ticket offices throughout the
country.
The season at Deer Park commences
June 81, 1897.
For full information as TO rates, rooms.
etc. address ID. c. Jones. Manager Cam
den Station. Baltimore, Md.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1897-06-10
A Living Mummy.

The Academy Of Medicine in Paris
is Just now studying one Of the most
extraordinary human beings who have
ever been born into this world. He is
kown as the man mummy, and one
glance at his CHASTITY face and body
shows that he deserves the title, says
the New York Herald
The phenomenal being is named
Castagna, and, according to the civil
register of Paris, he is now twenty
eight years old. He is about four feet
high and he weighs only forty-three
pounds. Even with his clothes on he
is a most singular looking object-a
veritable lusus!nature. His forehead
is large and over it is stretched thick
covering of parchment-like skin. His
eyes, the muscles of which are atroph-
led, are quite round and are wide OPEN
like the eyes of night birds. His nose,
too, reminds one of such birds, for not
only is it entirely without flesh, but it
is also curved in the form of a beak,
dropping in this fashion over mouth
in which the teeth can always be seen,
set together as though in a grimace.
Altogether, the head and face are so
uncanny and so horrible that it is i'm
possible to set down anything like
vivid description of them on paper.
His arms and legs are inconceiv-
ably thin and slender. Bones and
nerves are pressed close against each
other, and the tight skin holds them
together as though it were a sheath of
India rubber. The whole body is, in
deed, miracle of frailness and mea-
gerness, and the wonder is that good
puff of wind does not blow it away.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1897-06-10
A Colored Brothers. Thirst.

\ Washington man who suspected
a colored man in his employ Of tam
pering with his private stock Of whis-
key, allowed the demUohn to become
empty, and, instead of filing it again,
put the liquor in bottles in cupboard
and labeled them poison" One night,
as he came home from the theatre, he
caught the colored servant in the act.
Selling the bottle in mock terror, the
employer exclaimed:
Great heavens Do you know what
you are doing? Don't you see that
what that bottle contains is marked
poison"
The colored man held it off and
looked at it. Then he smelled it, and,
with a look of melancholy, replied:
'Tain't poison, sub. Is done been
fooled ag'in."
How dared YOU tamper with it,
whether You knew it was poison or
not?"
Boss, it was dis-a-way. Fun de
way yoh acted bout dat demijohn in
de cellar, l done thought yoh had yoh
s'picious OBJ me, an it made me mel
ancholy, fob sho'. is been tryin fob
mos two weeks now ter commit sui
eide out n that bottle ~
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1897-06-10
A Fathers Dreadful Crime.

Last Wednesday morning about five
o'clock Edgar Harris, letter carrier
of Baltimore, killed two Of his chill
dren, George, aged II years, and Ada,
aged 6; seriously wounded his daugh-
ter Ella, aged "A, and tried to kill his
boy Edgar, aged 9. Believing that he
had killed all the members of his fam
ily he shot himself IN the head and is
MORALLY wounded. Something more
than sixteen years ago Edgar Harris,
then boy of about II, married Miss
Mary E. Smith. A family grew up
at their home. First Ella, and then
George, Edgar and Ada came. Seven
years ago Harris took the civil service
examination for letter carriers, stand
ing high among his competitors. At
the beginning of Harrisons Admins
tration he was appointed a carrier and
promoted from grade to grade. Last
February Mrs. Harris sickened and
died. After her death Harris lapsed
into fits of melancholy. He soon had
recourse to drugs.
Tuesday night when Harris came
home he appeared more melancholy
than usual, and during the night went
out into the street. Returning just
before 3 o'clock next morning he wrote
a letter directing what should be done
with the bodies of the children he was
about to kill, saying he was in money
difficulties and giving list OF his
debts. Then he undressed himself and
lay down for a while. He soon arose
and went to the rear room, where his
daughters were sleeping. Ada had
her back half turned. He cooked the
pistol, placed it at her head and fired.
1t was so close that the powder burned
her hair. Ella was startled by the
shock. Harris again pulled the trig-
ger and bullet under the armpit left
Ella lying apparently dead on the bed.
Then Harris went to the room where
his boys were sleeping. Little Edgar
had awakened.
do not look at me, Edgar, turn
your face to the wall. Look another
way" said Harris.
The boy turned his face to the wall.
A pistol shot followed, and the broth
er George died in his sleep. Edgar
remained quiet. There was still an
other shot. The powder burned Ed
CARS ear and head. The bullet grazed
his face and buried itseIfin his pillow
Edgar was still quiet and the iather
thought he had killed him, too. There
was still another report and Harris
himself fell heavily to the floor with a
bullet wound in his temple.
Then little Edgar sprang out of bed
and ran ont into the street. Neigh
bors had already been attracted by
the shots and soon an alarm brought
several policemen to the scene. The
girl Ella, who had been wounded in
the armpit, had followed her brother
into the street. When the police went
into the house they found the girl
dead, the Oldest boy breathing his last
and the father apparently dying. Har-
ris was removed to hospital. His
father died insane.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1897-06-10
An Infectious Laugh.

There's nothing in the world more
contagious than good, hearty laugh
ter" declared the manager who had
a rough-and-tumble time of it IN his
earlier days, but is now on the warm
and sunny side of Easy Street. ="
says the Free Press.
Zone time, down in Southern Ohio,
Istruck town that was really virgin
soil for the theatrical missionary.
There wasn't minute of daylight
that our posters were not surrounded
BY a crowd with mouths and eyes
wide open. When night came the hall
was damned, but it couldn't have been
a less responsive audience if the pen
atty for laughing had been solitary i'm
prisonment for life. The show wasn't
half bad, and yet We couldn't get
hand clap nor even a smile.
while the people on the stage were
guying the crowd and talking about
the comfort Of the Arctic climate,
who should appear at the window of
the box-ofice but big BIZ Meeker'
that I used to know at home He
was travelling man, and with him
was Shorty Tompkins, Just as big
and just as jolly
For Heavens sake, Bill, l broke
out, get right in there, you and your
friend. Set that laugh of yours
to going. Cut loose for all you're
worth, and see if yoi can't prove an
ice crusher. No sooner were they
seated than Bill caught a joke
opened a mouth big enough to catch
baseballs and let forth a roar that
dropped icicles from the caves trough.
Shorty Joined in, and the players
couldn't escape the contagiOn. Pretty
soon some of the old farmers broke
into a cackle, and inside Of three min
utes it was simply pandemonium.
People laughed till they were sick.
Every act was encOred. It was
one o'clock before we could get the
curtain down, and We had over three
hundred invitations to return"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1897-06-10
It IS Thought by Many

when the Creator said to woman
@in sorrow shalt thou bring forth
children" that a curse was pro-
nounced, but the Joy felt by every
Mother when she first presses to
her heart her babe, proves the
contrary.
Danger and suffering Turk In
the pathway Of the Expectant
Mother, and should be avoided.
that she may reach the hour
when the hope Of her heart is to
be realized, in full Vigor and
strength.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1897-06-10
BuckIen's Arnica SaIye.

The best Salve in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum,
Fever Sores, letter, Chapped Hands,
Chilblains, Corns, and all Skin Erup
tions, and positively cures Piles, or
no pay required. 1t is guaranteed TO
give perfect satisfaction, or money re-
funded, price % cents per box. For
sale by all druggists.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1897-06-10

Daily. Daily except Sunday.
Nos 8 and 8 run daily between Harrisburg
and Hagerstown.
Connections for all stations on Cumber-
land Valley Railroad and Pennsylvania Rail-
road system.
J.F.BOYD, Superintendent.
II. A. RIDDLE, Gen Pass. Agent.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1897-06-10
Western Maryland Railroad.

CONNECTING WITH
HAP. X. r. at ShIppensburg, Norfolk &
Western and 3. & o. Railroads at HRgers-
town, p. K. r. at Frederick Junction and
z. W. & B., y. 9. and b. & z. Railroads at Un-
ION station, Baltimore, Nd.
MAIN LINE AND CONNECTIONS.
Schedule taking effect Sept. q, 1896.
LEAVE HAGERsTowN.
B.35 A. VI. Accommodation for Shippensburg
T.O2 A. M. Through passenger for Baltimore,
arriving at 1877 a. m; also for
Gettysburg and Hanover.
800 A. NJ. For Clearspring, Cherry Run and
WilliamspOrt.
lilo M. Accommodation for Shippensburg.
1926 Z. VI. For Williamsport.
1925 r. NJ. For Clearspring and Cherry Run.
2.OO 2. NJ. Mail for Baltimore. arriving at $50
p. M; also for Hanover and Get
tysburg.
4.l5 p. NJ. Fast Mall, arriving Baltimore III.
100 =. NJ. For Shippensburg.
6.O5 z. VI. For Williamsport and Cherry Run
ARRIVE AT HAGERsTOwN.
6.55 A. NJ. From WilliamsPOTt and Cherry
7.OA. NJ. From Baltimore. Fast Mail.
S.02 A. NJ. From Shippensburg.
l2l5 p. VI. From Baltimore.
1918 p. VI. From Cherry Run.
3.O5 r. VI. From Shippensburg.
6.lO Z. VI. From Shippensburg.
GU 7. VI. From Williamsport and Cherry
Run.
500 p. NJ From Baltimore-thrOugh train.
Il. II. 5RISWOLD, Gen. Pass. Agent.
]. VI. HOOD. Pres. and Gen1. Manager.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1897-06-10

DR.. Cady's Condition Powders, are
just what horse needs when in bad
condition. Tonic, blood purifier and
yermifuge. They are not food but
medicine and the best in use to put
horse in prime condition. Price %
cents per package.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1897-06-10
Massz!ygssszssR
Baltimore & Ohio Railroad.

The following Is the time oftrainsstoppine
ct Shenandoah Junction, In effect May 10
1877:
EAsr-BoUND.
No. it-53OA NJ. Memphis to New York.
Connection with y. & W. north.
No. s-IOl2 A. NJ. ST. Louis and New YORK
Limited Express.
No. le-l2Os r. VI. Keyser and Baltimore Ac-
commodation, via WASHINGTON.
No. sos p. VI. Express Stops on signal.
No. I4-6.03 p. N Keyser and Baltimore Ac-
commodation.
No. 46-9.U7P p. NJ. Washington Express, daily
wEsT-BoUSD.
No. 1873 A VI. Baltimore and Cumoer-
land Accommodation.
No. l7-ll.O9 y. NJ. Baltimore ami keyser Ac-
commodation. Daily except sun
day.
No, l-5.26 p. NJ. New Yo-R and st. Louis
Limited Express. Connects with
y. & w. south.
40. 10. IS =. NJ. Baltimore and Wheeling,
Pittsbu-g Express.
No 43-i.tS \. NJ. Leaves Baltimore I.5s T..
NJ. and Washington $50 +. NJ, con-
Meeting with y. & W. going south.
D. Il. MARTIN.
Manager Passenger Traffic.
W. NJ. GREEN.
General Manager.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1897-06-10
j. s. FLEMING, Agent
The Jefferson County Mutu,i
FIRE INSURANCE COMPANY.
ESTABLISHED l'7s

OFFERS 20 the people % Jefferson Costg
Insurance ia safe company AZ DE afiUt
cost OF Insurance, which Ia much clutsi
than the rates usually charged. and krslsit,
money az home. Good risks from fesl"1's
bic pariiesare invited.
Executive Committee meets wen friii
DREC1oRs-Jos.T rapnelllleuU r. lh1tt'
port. Jas. Garland Hurst, John " R'dtf D
II. I. Lewis, Il. Preston chew. Vim. J. MI.
son, Eug me Baker W Nsshlusion, u
Snyder. Chas. P.Hilson, Juo. n. Lits, lat
:. Melvin. r. q. W. Herr. Isaac II. -ifi1sf.
JOSEPH TRAPNELL.., .-. Pfssiifti
Il. Is. DAVENPORT ........... .....l feA',d
Local Mlddlcway. John q. slh
ley: Harper Perry, Gas. II. lmI. ,lff
herdstOWn. J. :. Fleming. thlr'ssioFi.
Washington a Alexander.
sSThe Secretary vii. be fouHda'ibtCor
panv's ONCE. Gibson Building. toufi.ill-s
yard. iu Charlesiowu. -....
"A A.ENANufK,- sty.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1897-06-10
Tettcr. saIt-I,bcurn and Eczcn,a.

The intense itching and smarting, Incl
dent to these diseases, isinstantly allsyed
by applying Chamberlain s Eye and
Skin Ointment. Many very bad cases
have been permanently cured by it. It
is equally efficient for itching piles and
a favorite remedy for sore nipples,
chapped hands, chilblains, frost bites
and chronic sore eyes. 2j cts. Yer box.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1897-06-10

Daily. Daily except Sunday.
Trains No. and 10 run daily between Har-
rsburg ana HagerstoYn.
Leave mol So.S NOS So.7 81 NO.9
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1897-06-10
WANTED IAN IDEA y we sSs s.a : fAl5s

thing TO patent7 Protect your IDEAS they may
bring you wealth. Write JOHN WEDDER-
BURN 81 CO, Patent ATTORNEYS, Washington.
D. c., for their 81 so prize offer.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1897-06-10
J. S. FLEMING, Notary Public.

WILL take Acknowledgements of Deeds
w Power of Attorney, Affidavits, DEPOSIT
lions, ana attend 10 all b usi u esEconnected
with the Office
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1897-06-10
?. asy to Take
z asy to Operate

Are features peculiar to Hoods Pills. Small In
size. tasteless, efficient, thorough. AS one man
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1897-06-10
We solicit continuance % your paiuu,s,
Respectfully.
WASHINGTON & ALEXANDER

l represent all the above cumPu'es az
will furnish good insurance a. the lose.
rates. All business promptly ausudslto.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1897-06-10

Draws 10 gallons OF
water per minute. No
tubing to- rust, burst
or wear. Never has
to be packed, primed
or thawed. Will not
freeze, as buck cts
, drain tn EN- 5 elves.
Z Will not rust, chain
and buckets made of
Galvanized steel. Can
be set up in Is min
I utes. No attachments
below the platform.
No wooden tub ing,
rubber or leather to
contaminate the wa
q ter. Hakes bad water
l .,s DnnA xratar
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1897-06-10
Town Lot For Sale.

A very desirable building lot near the
Y. & W. railroad for sale. Suitable for
warehouse or lumber yard. Apply to
J. s. FLEMING.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1897-06-10
pARKER's GINGER TONIC

eoetes Lurg Iroubes Debility, distressing stomach tnf
Traie Ls and - noted for making Ehen al chr
t-eatment fas EEsry mo,heI and inrad laoad hav. b
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1897-06-10

Will purify foul well or Cistern in 10
days use or money refunded.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1897-06-10
How It Purifes Water.

For every gallon of water drawn, a gal
lon of air ithe vital element), is circula-
ted through the water. The oxygen
thus introduced, ventilates, vitalizes and
purifes the water, destroying all water
worms. water lice and germs Of disease.
Guaranteed to remove all impurities
from the foulest we'll or cistern, in few
days ordinary use. and keep water equal
to mountain spring. 1t will make bad
water good and good water better. If
not found superior to anypump on earth
(fOr domestic use), it may be returned
and money refunded.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1897-07-03
AT FORT SAM HOUSTON.

This post, the second largest in the
country,is also the headquarters Of the
Military Department of Texas, Brig
adler General w. NJ. Graham, COM
handing.
of the Fifth regiment of United States
cavalry, Lieut.. Col. Whitside COM
handing. Besides the field staff and
band and troops D, E, F, and K, of
the Fifth cavalry, there are also sta
TONED here companies A, b, c, E, F
and G, of the Eighteenth infantry and
Light battery K, Of the First artillery.
The troops at the post number 7S3 men
altogether.
Infantry drill on upper parade
grounds Tuesday and Thursday morn
ings from 1880 to $50 o'clock.
Battery drill every morning, except
Saturday and Sunday, on lower parade
ground at o'clock.
Cavalry drill every Monday, We'd
nesday and Friday mornings in riding
hall, back of lower parade, or at target
range from 1880 to o'clock.
Infantry dress parades Gull dress),
Monday, Wednesday and Fridays on
the upper pdL due SIOuuuS dI II. III.
Cavalry dress parade, (full dress),
on the lower parade grounds every
Tuesday and Thursday at 10 a. m.
Brigade review and inspection on the
last day Of each month on lower par
ade ground between and 10 a. m.
Guard mounting on upper parade
ground daily at a. m. Open air
concerts daily after guard mounting
by Fifth cavalry band in band stand
on upper parade grounds.
"Reveille" at $40 a. M; Retreat"
ut Z: 20 p. m.
Public invited to view all these ex-
ercises.
The uppe. parade ground is Fort
Sam Houston proper and where the
Flagstaff is located. The lower ground
is the one nearest the city and Is
the Department headquarters.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1897-07-03
THE TRUE REMEDY.

w. NJ. Repine, editor Tiskilwa, ILL.,,
Chief" says: I'VE won't keep house
without DR.. Kings New Discovery for
Consumption, Coughs and Colds, Ex-
perimented with many others, but
never got the true remedy until we
used DR.. Kings New Discovery. No
other remedy can take its place in our
home, as in it we have a certain and
sure cure for Coughs, Colds, Whooping
Coughs, ETC." 1t is idle to experiment
with other remedies, even If they are
urged on you as just as good as Dr.
Kings New Discovery. They are not
as good, because this remedy has a
record of cures and besides is guaran-
teed. 1t never fails to satisfy. Trial
bottles freee at F. Kalteyer & Sons
drugstore. 4
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1897-07-03
FREE PILLS.

q, Send your address to H. E Bucklen
& Co., Chicago, and get free sample
box of DR.. Kings New Life Pills. A
trial will convince you of their merits.
These pills are easy in action and are
particularly affective in the cure Of
Constipation and Sick Headaches. For
Malaria and Liver Troubles they have
been proved invaluable. They are
guaranteed to be perfectly free from
every deleterious substance and to be
purely vegetable. They do not weaken
by their action, but by giving tone to
the stomach and bowels, greatly invig-
crate the system. Regular size 25c per
box. Sold by F. Kalteyer & Son. 4
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1897-07-03
To Make War on Locusrs.

Locusts have recently become de-
structive plague in the Argentine Re-
public, and the bankers and business
men of Buenos Ayres have determined
to make war upon them, and have raised
a large sum of money for that purpose.
Their first practical step was to send
to the United States for an expert en-
tomologist to look over the field and
plan the campaign. Prof. Bruner, of
the University of Nebraska, was chosen
to organize the army of science which is
to carry on the war; and he has just
sailed for Buenos Ayres preparatory to
going to the front. This is kind of
war for which arbitration will probably
never be suggested as substitute
Youths Companion,