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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-29

'Ore of them is dead. What was tn,
sermon about Herbert?"
We'll. now, the first of that sermon
didn't just CATCH seemed to be sort %
wool gathering someway, but-why-oh
yes: now / remember. 1t was about tn,
shepherds and the wise men. and all thos,
old chaps You know they always have
to get a good send off,
mo, l don't know anything about
Christmas sermons at Easter"
WHO went to that church, Mrs. Co
lightly-you or me?''
Neither of us.
what? Oh, indeed? Nvther of us
Nyther of us, You can just speak the
English language if you're going to talk
to me-"
'.Volubility won't cover it up. Herbert
You're been to the club. That's where
YOU We been"
'Ho-- IN Halifax
81 knew the minute l smelled you.
have been too easy about this church go
in6. l see my mistake now. You would
mt mind it if it were habit. We will go
together every Sunday after this, as you
promised when we We're married"
Mrs. eiollgntly sat down to the piano
and began piacidly to sing an Easter
carol whose refrain was. Victory Vic
tory!''
Her husband slammed up TO his dress
Ing room. muttering words that also had
t. do with the future state, but there
was nothing of resurrection hope in
them.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-29
M'KINLEY AT GRANTS TOMB.

The address of President Mckinley al
General Grants tomb was all that
could have been desired. He paid the
highest tribute to him as a soldier a
statesman and a man, and yet all was
in the best of taste.
What the president said about the
veteran leaders of the blue and the
gray meeting at the tomb not only to
honor the name of the departed Grant,
but also to testify to the living reality
of the fraternal national spirit which
has triumphed over its differences of
the past and transcribed the limita-
tions of sectional lines, was particular
ly happy, and it will have the
effect TO make still stronger the
fraternal feelings that now bind
the two sections of the coun-
try together To see the veteran lead
ers of the blue and the gray mingling
together at the tomb of the greatest
of them all was an event of which all
Americans may be proud. The world
never saw anything like it before.
The president was particular to re-
mark that great as Grant was in war,
he loved peace, and told the world that
honorable arbitration of differences
was the best hope of civilization. And
so it is. And this being so, why is it
that so many of those whose place it
is to watch over the welfare of the
nation are so opposed to it? The presi-
dent by his reference to Grants words
about arbitration clearly showed that
he himself approved of honorable arbi-
tration.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-29
A TRUST ATTORNEY ON TRdsTs.

Occasionally an echo of the d rams
1 Missouri Traffic association decision is
heard but there does not ACCOMPANY
it anything like the waillng or sd-row-
ing or gnashing of teeth tha9 was
heard at first. The solicitor Of the
Standard Oil company, Mr.. S. &c. 7.
Dodd, has been interviewed onf anti
trust legislation and incidentally spoke
of the supreme court decision{ One
occupying his position is sure toy draw
attention when he speaks on 3uch a
subject, for it is one he is surprised to
have mastered.
He started out by saying thtt the
country has been afflicted With all
kinds of so-called antitrust lats, but
it is his opionion that there hts not
yet been passed an anti-truft law
that is constitutional. Thisf would
seem to imply that he does tot re-
gard it as impossible to pass IN anti
trust law that would be constitutional.
Coming down to the supreme court
decision Mr.. Dodd said:
Regarding the recent decisioJ by the
United States supreme court Tin the
Trans Missouri matter, | believe that
decision was the only one al which
the court could have arrived Under the
federal law. To my mind, the court
carried out the law to the letter. But
when that law comes up for \ rehear-
ing, as it will in October, I believe it
will be declared unconstitutional. The
business interests of the country de-
mand that the law be repealed. If it
continues 10 stand on th9 statute
books and is enforced, it will mean a
complete paralysis of all business
throughout the country.
1t is rather strange that should
say it is his belief that thu decision
arrived at was the only onf possible
under the federal law. and{ right on
top of that to say he believed that
when it comes I'D for a ndv hearing
in October it will be DECLARED uncon-
Few men can fhold two
opposite beli!fs on the
same subject at the same time, but
MIR. Dodd seems to. If the law is de-
clared unconstitutional in October
there will be no necessity for the bust
ness interests of the country to de-
mand it's repeal The moment it is
declared unconstitutional it becomes
ipso facto imperative, and all the
executive or legislative machinery of
the government cannot make it other
wise.
No doubt Mr.. Dodd is a great
authority on the law of corporations
and trusts, but when he saws he be-
ieves the supreme court will reverse
re in NJ
Traffic case he makes it PLAIN that the |
wish is father to the thought; other |
wise he sheds no light on the subject.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-29
ELEGY ON A COUNTRY LEGIS.
LATURE.

with Apologies to Thomas Gray.)
The curfew tolls the knell of party
The thirsty herd winds Ger Jerseys
The hayseed drinks hard cider by the
And leaves New York to dryness and to
Raines.
Some village solon. who with dauntless
Would act the tyrant and by law deny
Some mute. inglorious clubman. who
would seek
To cuench his thirst whenever he is
dry.
TIL applause of list ming senates to COM
mand.
By threats of Payn, to cut off our sup
The governor signs the act on Raines'
demand.
And wrecks the party in the city's
eyes.
HAPPY, this hoary-headed Raines don't
know,
Oft have we seen him at the peep of
With hasty steps across the street to go
To dri.e the cobwebs from his throat
away.
The breezy "balr' of incense breathing
mint
To swallow through the filtering straw,
The cocktails favored with the best
absinthe
No more will serve to keep us from our
bed.
On some famed brew the arid soul re-
Some oious drops the closing eye re-
quires;
Fen from the town the voice of nature
cries;
Zen on a Sunday have we thirst's de-
sires.
Large IS the license muIcted every year
From clubs to recomoense the country
purse.
Hle took from misery all it had. a beer;
a curse.
E. ]. Seymour in New York Commercial
Advertiser
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-29
TALES OF THE DAY.
How Mr. Golightly Spent His Easter
SUNDAY.

Violette Hall. in Puck: Mrs GolightIy
had a cold on Easter day. so her husband
agreed to go to church in her stead ITO
sa~e the family credit" His wife was
watching in the bow window for him
when he returned.
''E'as there a large crowd there?' was
he- first eager question.
y crowd? Well. l should say so. All
the boys were out. Bob Taylor's back
and Jack Hartfield-er-er-I mean-I saw
your friend Mrs. Sufferin the very first
thing
Mrs. Sufferin, Why. Herbert Golight-
II She's at the point of death with
typhoid fever
"oh. then it may have been some other
person l saw"
Very possibly. What did Mrs. Chi
chester have on?''
Mrs. Chichester? Let me see-oh a
sort of blue overskirt of something. Just
Ike that business you wore at the War
ings' the other night
AN evening gown at church,"
well. of course she had a gore over
the open spaces. if you will have all the
details" -..a,-s 4
Yes Did the Hathaways. have their
Both of them.' ~
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-29

Speaking of that Reform club dinner
the New York Times says: Five hun
dred citizens actively interested in the
well-being of the nation gathered at
the Reform club dinner at the Hotel
Waldorf last night to testify their de-
votion to the principles upon whose
consistent application alone that we'll
being can be maintained. 1t may al
most be said that the occasion spon-
taneously converted itself into an ova-
ton to ex-President Cleveland, because
he so consoicuously represents those
principles in his public career. His
own solemn utterances denoted at once
full appreciation of the perils that
beset the country and confidence in the
triumph of the intelligence and con-
science of the people, and in all the
speeches of the evening was the note
of determination to uphold the sound
doctrine and bring the patriotic mass
of the American people to its support"
The American people will feel that
their country is safe so long as Mr..
Cleveland lives-and isn't in office.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-29

! One of Senator Hoar's constituents
wrote him in regard to his position on
the wool question a rather sarcastic
letter. Among other things the letter
contained this: And our senior SEN
ator, who is supposed to represent the
whole people, avows his willingness to
permit the little group of wool growers
to tax the balance of the 100000 as
much as they see fit.
Has the honorable senator forgotten
so soon the result of the passage of the
Mckinley bill?
THE reaction from such an out
rageous bill is sure to come. 1 hear all
ready much dissatisfaction among con-
servative men in the party. 1t means
sure defeat
Now Senator Hoar, while a most
venerable and kindly looking man, is
almost if not quite as sour as the
mother of vinegar when he gets stirred
up. This letter stirred him I'D. The
first part of his reply was very sharp
as was to have been expected. but to-
wards the close of it he had something
to say about what, in his opinion.
would be the effect of a high tariff, on
wool. On this point he said: IT think
the danger to be apprehended from a
high tariff on wool and manufactures
of wool is that the domestic product
may be so stimulated that the market
Will be glutted, and the product so
cheap that men who are led into that
industry Will lose their investments.
There is nothing remarkable about
that except that Senator Hoar should
admit the very thing for which tariff
reformers and free traders have al
ways contended-thata practically pro-
hibitive tariff which shuts out com
petition induces those who have no
special fitness for carrying on a par
ticular business that the tariff over
to embark in it. and
eventually involves more people in ruin
than any foreign competition could.
The tariff commission Of 1882 dwelt
with special emphasis upon this point.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-29

The New York Evening Post SAYS
that the announcement that Bellamv
Storrer Of Cincinnati is to be minister
10 Belgium, instead of first assistant
secretary of state. records the formal
surrender Of the appointing power by
the president to the senate. 1t also
says that the selection of Mr.. Day of
Canton TO be first assistant secretary
of state practically signifies that the
president will run the state department
through his next friend, Secretary Sher-
man being nothing more than a figure
head. All this may or may not be so.
but how Insignificant such matters are
compared with the fact that the presi-
dent is sound on the financial CUES
ton
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-29

neither. To pass resolutions of SIM
pathy with either is not to exerfise
such care. If this country unfoftu-
natelv had dispute with any her.
for the legislative body of any Etro-
pean power to pass resolutions of 81 I'M
pathy with that other country wbuld
be for such country to give great Of
Tense TO the United States. and Justly
so. Nations as well as individuals
should do unto others as they Would
be done by.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-29
DR.. Kings New Discovery For Con.
SUMPTION.

This is the best medicine in the world
for all forms of Coughs and Colds and
for Consumption. Every bottle is guar
anteed 1t will cure and not disappoint
1t has no equal for Whooping Cough
Asthma, Hay Fever, Pneumonia. Bron,
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for Consumption. 1t is safe for all ages.
pleasant to take. and, above all. a
sure cure. 1t is always well to take
DR.. Kings New Life Pills in connec-
ton with DR.. Kings New Discovery. as
they regulate and tone the stomach
and bowels. We guarantee perfect sat
isfaction or return money Free trial
bottles at z. c. NJ. I. drug dept Regu-
lar size 80 cents and 81
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-29

The New York Mail and Express
says that "Canada's new tariff, as al
ready outlined by the leaders in the
Dominion parliament, will embody a
preferential clause against the United
States and in favor Of Great Britain
This country can stand such an ar
rangement if Canada can. 1t means
a larger range of prices and more trade
complications for the Canadians than
it does for the people on this side of
the line. In a spasm of mere senti-
mentalism Canada proposes to pinch
her nose to spite her face, but she
won't enjoy the performance very
leng." Does not this country pinch its
nose to spite its face when it goes into
he prohibitive tariff business?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-29

concerned. The panic that seized them
was such as to make their most ardent
admirers blush for them. They showed
that they were absolutely without dis
cipline, which in war is quite as grave
fault as to be without courage. Let
it be hoped that this account is wrong.
1t becomes more and more evident
each day that Greece was totally I'M
prepared to enter upon a contest with
Turkey. She has shown rashness and
courage, but little calculation. 1t be-
gins to look very much as though she
had been made a cat'spaw of by some
of the powers. but which one it is i'm
possible to say. That she expected aid
before this there is little doubt, but it
has not come; nor will it come now.
At Athens the populace is filled with
discomfort, and should things proceed
from bad to worse, fer they are bad
now, there need be no surprise if there
is such an upheaval as to cause
change of dynasty or even a change
of form Of government. For Greece
the latter would be a more perilous
step than the former. Greece needs
sympathy. She also needs to proceed
with great wisdom at this crisis.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-29
"Not Exactly Right

Thousands of people are in this con-
dition. They are not sick and yet they
are by no means well. A single bottle
of Hoods Sarsaparilla would do them
a world of good. 1t would tone the
stomach, create an appetite, purify and
enrich the blood and give wonderful
vigor and vitality. NJ. IS the time to
take it.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-29

Brooklyn Life: An Unconscious Expla-
nationalist chaDpie-"I wonder now
Chollie, how the donkey ever came to be
used as the-er, emblem of stupidity
Second chaDpy with a yawn)-'D Don't
know, I'm sure, deah boy: must have
been before our day
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-29

Salt Lake is reaching out for the
belt as the wickedest city on earth"
says the Butte Inter Mountain. Salt
Lake recognized Ogden's superior
claims last week.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-29

It looks as though General Miles
would not have TO 90 to Greece after
all The general has been a little slow
IN his preparations. He should re-
member that time. tide and modern
wars wait for no man.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-29

Ohio's first electrical execution was
great success. Ohio certainly has
plenty of material with which to score
other successes
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-29

Indianapolis Journal: Social Discon-
tent.-'Doesn't 1t make you sad when you
think of the poor?" Why. no, not par
ticularly. 1t makes me mad though
when L think of the rich
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-29

The storm that swept over Oklahoma
and the adjacent country was some
thing terrific Fortunately the people
VINO live IN the mountain country
know nothing about such storms.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-29

IVA Washington star; ''Er good many
ter a baseball game fob de pleasure OBJ
hyahin' dar own voices: and a good
many othuhs pears ter get uD an make
speeches fob perZacklY de same reason -
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-29

Life: French Method.-"Can he ac-
tually give his pupils working knowl-
edge of French in fi-e weeks?" He
doesn't try to. But it takes him only
five weeks to persuade people they have
a working knowledge of French"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-29

Kentucky has elected a senator at
last. Whether it is a case that will
prove to be better late than never can
only be determined after the new SEN
ator has been in harness awhile.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-29

If the account of the retreat after
the battle of Larissa telegraphed the
New York Journal from Volo is cor
rect it was certainly a most disgrace
full affair so far as the Greeks were
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-29

1t is time McKinley's administration
was doing something for the country
besides having a great moral effect.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-29

The fact that Claus .SpreckeIs op-
poses the Hawaiian reciprocity treaty
is pretty good evidence that it is a
good thing for the people.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-29
EXCURSION TO MERCUR AND
TINTIC.

Via. The Oregon Short Line, May 9.
Only 81 for the round trip to either
of the above points. Special train
leaves Oregon Short Line depot at s
a. m. Sunday May ., returning in the
evening.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-29

Internal troubles in Greece are
feared. Cucumhers?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-29

Puck: Tourist-'"The fellow had four
aces, and yet you got the jackpot? You
must have made a remarkable draw
Nevada Ned-"Yrs, sir: it was about the
quickest l ever made
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-29

Colonel Dick Keyes is entitled to g
service pension.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-29

If the Dingley bill is to produce
prosperity. why this great delay in
passing it?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-29

A very unique feature Of the celebra-
ton of the fiftieth anniversary Of the
settlement Of Utah would be for peo-
pie to settle their debts.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-29

The Athenian populace is beginning
to show strong symptoms that it does
not know just what it does want
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-29

Puck: In ConstantinoDle.-The sultan
We'll. what is there to do today?" The
grand vizier-''Wo your majesty care
to look at the latest styles in ultimata?'
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-29

The American people will never
show the same love and respect for
Grover Cleveland that they have Just
shown for L. S. Grant.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-29

Boston Transcript: There would be a
deal less of disturbance in this world If
when man had nothing TO say he would
be silent about it.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-29

BY way of variety how pleasant and
CHEEKY little war news from Cuba
would be. One can tire of Turkey as
well as of other things.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-29

grand opera. But then Greater New
York viii have grander opera.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-29

The pour parlers exchanged between
the powers look more like poor puss-
ings than anything else.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-29

The Fiesta edition of the Los Angeles
Herald contains forty-four pages and is
a great paper in every respect.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-29

Banker Spalding is in Jail shedding
tears. They are not crocodile tears;
they are those of a shark.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-29

The Mora claim was settled by death
and not by the government.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-29

No hypnotist has ever been able to
put rumors about official corruption to
sleep.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-29

Turkey appears to have TANNED
the war through in the most approved
modern style.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-29

Uncle Jack Gowdy is the hero of
Rushville now. 1t used to be a great
PAGER
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-29

a municipal bonded Indebtedness
as possible.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-29

1.-The Turkish Patrol may become
numerous in Greece. but hardly popu-
lar.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-29

HOODS PILLS cure nausea sick
headache, indigestion, bill BUSINESS. AL
druggists. 25c.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-29

The house of representatives will
now resume its three-days adjournment
tactics.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-29

Harper's Bazaar: Mrs. Kelly-"Yes. Mrs.
Casey. me hoosband left home two wakes
ago, an OF haven't seen him sinst'' Mrs.
Casey-"An' Dhwat made him do that.
Mrs. Kelly?' Mrs. Kelly-"Faith, de doc
tor says he thinks he run away in a fit
of temporary sanity
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-29
WIT AND HUMoR.

Yonkers Statesman: Juliet-"Did you
ever study the stars2" komeo-'Ive I'M
derStudied them.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-29

Fun: First Neighbor proudly)-"M Ny
daughter IS learning the violin" Second
ditto (sadly)-"So | hear
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-29

San Francisco Call: In 1917 the Turks
possessed 600 square miles of Euro
Dean territory but this has been reduced
by successive wars and treaties to 81, 200
men in Europe who talk of the preser-
walton of the Turkish empire as if it had
never been despoiled in the past and
should not be in the future.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-29

Jacksonville. Fla. Times-Union: A
proposition to pension retired school
teachers was recently voted down in the
Boston city council. The action of the
council was wise. If the city has the
money to spare, it would be much better
To use it in paying teachers proper sal
aries while at work than in pensioning
them when they are retired If paid more
money while at work, they could save
more for old age.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-29

Indianapolis Sentinel: The great chiefs
of the labor federation think that the
agent of prosperity sleepeth, or that he
has been lost perchance somewhere in
the new shuttle since the presidential
election. They have notified the presi-
dent and his advisers with congress to
get move on and start the mills that
Mckinley talked about before his cleo
fiOn
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-29

The boom in floods continues, not
withstanding the gold exports.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-29

st. Louis Globe-Democrat: The king of
Greece says that "a great crime has been
committed against right and humanity
in the Cretan question" 1t is true, and
TIE Christian powers of Europe, with
their selfish diplomatic juggling are re-
sponsible for the invasion of Greece.