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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-02-08
FREE TO EVERY MAN.
THE METHOD OF a GREAT
TREATMENT FOR WEAK
NESS OF MEN.
WHICH CURED HIM AFTER EV-
EKYTHING ELSE FAILED.

Painful diseases are bad enough, but when
man is slowly wasting away with nervous
weakness, the mental forebodings are ten
times worse than the most severe pain. There
is no let up to the mental suffering day or
night, Sleep is almost impossible and under
such strain men are scarcely responsible for
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and tossed on the troubled sea of sexual weak
ness until it was q question whether he had
not better take a dose of poison and thus end
all histroubles But providential inspiration
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will take the trouble to send his name and
address may have the method of this wonder
full treatment free. Now when l say free ]
mean absolutely without cost, because want
every weakened man to get the benefit of my
experience.
am not philanthropist nor do | pose as
an enthusiast, but there are thousands of men
suffering the mental tortures of weakened
manhood who would be cured at once could
they but get such remedy as the one that
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and learn that there are a few things on earth
that although they cost nothing to get they
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and the information will be mailed in plain
sealed envelope.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-02-08
Talks Wlth Travelers.

Yes sir! The most enjoyable trip
I ever took to New York was over
the Wabash. Only one change of
cars in st. Louis; the finest passenger
station in the world. Fine restaur-
ant and cafe. Got an elegant supper
for 50 cents.
We arrived in st. Louis at 600 p.
M, and left on the Wabash New York
Limited at 700 p. m, in the elegant
through sleeper, reaching Detroit at
9:l5 the following morning. Niagara
Falls at 4:37 that afternoon, and ar
rived at New York, Grand Central
Depot at 1880 a. M, just the right
time to get breakfast and attend to
business.
Oh! the Wabash is the route for
New York.
By the way just write to O. M.
Hampson, Commercial Agent, Den
yer, for particulars. I may have for
gotten something.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-02-08
A Mountain Prima Donna.

II was travelling through north Geor-
gia," said drummer to reporter. q
stopped all night at cabin where young
girl kept me awake by singing. Her voice
did not have particle Of music in 1t, and
she had no idea whatever Of time or tune,
but abe made the loudest noise ever
heard come from human being.
"In the morning my host said, I seed
in tn county paper that they paid prim-
mer donners big wages.
"'Yes, solre Of them get 81, 900 night.
"'Waal, 80 herd Now, I'll make 1t
to yo' interest 20 tell how 70 go bout
gittin job at IT. Yo' see, my darter hes
mo- voice than any one ever seed. She's
got the bigges' kin o. crap o. voice. We
visited Atlanty, whar my brother lives, an
we went to hear one o. them primmer don
ners, an .sence then Mays practiced till
she kin sing so she kin be heerd plumb
mile furdsr than tibet yaller haired gal at
TIL show. A thousan dollars night Yr'
jess git her a job, an we'll sho' be square
bout IT..
II ain still looking for . Job for her. -
Washington Star.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-02-08
A Very severe Rebuke

Is administered by the stomach when its
functions are abused. Indiscretions in
eating or drink, are requited in the first
instance by acute indigestion, which, if
injudiciously treated or disregarded,
speedily merges into chronic dyspepsia.
Both, fortunately, are surely eradicable
with Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, a tonic
and Alternative as highly esteemed by the
medical profession as by the general pub
lie. The nervous trouble and disturbed
nightly repose, usually associated with
dyspepsia, are soon relieved by the Bit
ters, which is also preventive of ma
larial, rheumatic and kidney complaints,
and an invigorant of sterling value. Bill
iouaness and constipation are also thor
oughly relieved by it. wineglassful
before meals imparts appetite, which can
be satisfied without discomfort through
it's regulating and tonic influences. Use
it systematically and persistently.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-02-08

any arrangement of the delicate organ
ism which gives her her womanhood.
Some women hardly realize that this is
the one and only cause of all their mis-
cry. Doctors frequently treat them for
neuralgia or dyspepsia or insomnia. Be-
side this, modest women shrink from the
ordeal of examinations and local treat
uent which doctors are sure to insist
upon.
There is no need of these difficulties ::
there is no need of enduring this misery
and unhappiness. DR.. Pierce's Favorite
Prescription cures the complaints of the
feminine organism completely and per-
manently. 1t is the most perfect remedy
ever devised for that purpose. 1t is the
only medicine for women's troubles in
vented by regularly graduated physi-
clan, a skilled and scientific expert who
has spent lifetime in studying this
special class of diseases.
Mrs. Bessie Mcpherson, of No. 50 South Main
Street, Providence K. l., writes " If l could
only say one little word to my sisters who are
suffering each day from the ailments which 1
suffered from for years My affections were fe-
male weakness, Inflammation and weak back
The trouble grew much worse, that could not
bear the weight OF my pet cat on my lap grew
respondent wishing for death. only lived and
suffered, But the Advise sod wanted me for
better purpose and if can only be the means of
bringing light and driving sorrow away from one
poor mortal, by telling them Of that most won
derful remedy, DR.. Pierce's I'avorite Prescription
my time has been we'll spent. took only
this will meet the eyes of some poor respondent
sister, and cause her to cheer up"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-02-08
Threw Away His Canes.

Mr.. D. Wiley, ex-postmaster, Black
Greek, N. Y, was so badly afflicted with
rheumatism that he was only able to hob
BILE around with canes and even then it
gave him great pain. After using Cham
Nerlsin's Pain Balm he was so much i'm
proved that he threw away his canes. He
says this liniment did more good than all
other medicines and treatment put to-
gsthsr. For sale a. 50 cents per bottle
~ al druRgists.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-02-08
narMinism MeIaw stairs.

Two or three mornings after the arrival
of new butler the mistress of the house
took the opportunity of asking the cook
how she liked her new fellow-servant.
The report was an excellent one. In fact
mama, said the cook, the servants hall
is quite different place now. Not I'M
naturally, the mistress pressed for further
particulars. Well, he talks 80 cleverly,
said the cook. Last night, for instance,
he explained things to US for an hour
and half. Explained thiugs-what
things2 said the mistress, now really
interested. Well, was the reply, he was
telling us how We are all descended.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-02-08

The little daughter of Mr.. Fred Web
ber, ROLAND, Mass, had very bad cold
and cough which he had not been able to
cure with anything. gave him rs cent
bottle of Ohamberlain's Cough Remedy,
says W. p. Holden, merchant and post
master at West Brimfeld, and the next
time saw him he said it worked like a
charm. This remedy is intended esrec-
tally for acute throat and lung diseases
such as colds, Group and whooping cough
and it is famous for its cures. There is
no danger in giving il to children for it
contains nothing injurious. For. sale by
all DRUGGISTS.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-02-08
The Horrid Brother.

Clare's little brother heard the barber
say something about her beau's beard be-
ing la mode. Running into her as she
was seated with the family at the dinner
table he exclaimed, "Clare, 1t won't be
fun for you to kiss Mr.. Mouser any more,
cause he's had his beard all moved. -
Boston Courier Ia.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-02-08
The Colorado Midland Railroad

Reaches the grandest scenery in the
world, Ute Pass, Pixies Peak, Hagerman
Pass and He'll Gate; many beautiful sum-
mer resorts; the most famous mining
camps, Cripple Creek, Leadville, Victor
and Aspen. 1t is the short and direct
route to the fruit lands of the Grand val
ley, the Great Salt Lake and the "Golden
Gate" Through Pullman sleepers and
chair cars on all trains.
W. F. BAILEY,
Gen'l Pass. Agent, Denver Colo.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-02-08

Farmer Appledry-I don't know what
to do with my son. He is as lazy rs punk
and as incompetent us u sick goose. He
makes failure Of everything he under
takes and amt got business management
enough to have a successful fit.
Farmer Hornbeak-Why don't you try
to get him government position? Truth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-02-08
sUNBEAMs.


Stranger-You have cut my chin a
second time! If you can't shave better
than that you will lose all your customers
pretty quick.
Barber's Apprenticeship at all, sir. /
am not allowed to shave the regular
customers yet. I shave only strangers.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-02-08
Suspected.

He wept and nobly praised the flag
The ancient patriots bore.
When some one asked, "What office
Is the fellow running for?''
Atlanta Constitution
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-02-08
T. r. CONWAY, w. A. HAWKINS,
CONWAY 4 HAWKINS.
Attorneys and counselors at law, Silver
City, N. M. Prompt attention given TO
ali business entrusted to our care.
4. r. ooswAr,
4. B.. RENEHAN,

Attorney q Law. Practices IN Ill terri.
torial courts. Commiesioner court Of
olains, Collections and title searching
Omes vith ~ Fishs, sptsssIbsre block
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-02-08
A Parting Shot.

Departing Boarder--I'm sorry we
couldn't -get aelong, but / hope you are
willing % ". bygones be bygones
Landlady-D that include your board
bill, Mr.. Joness Boston Courier.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-02-08
GEO. W. KNAEBEL,
Once In Grimm block. Collections and
searching titles speciality.
ED WARD L. BARTLETT,
Lawyer, Santa Fe, New Mexico. Once
Catfon block.


Attorney and counselor at law, p. 0. Boz
81" Santa Re, N. NJ, practices In su-
preme and oil district courts Of New Mex
loo.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-02-08
Many Others inst Like Him,

MHny UtneFs JUST like HIm'
Max-Do you know I'm eating very
little of late?
Mollis-Indeed! Have you lost your
appetite?
Max-No, but I've lost my credit.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-02-08
ReaIistic Art and SHADES.

As understand it, realistic art aims to
call spade spade.
Isn't the design rather to call pretty
much everything spade.
To be sure, decay was but the harbinger
of new life--chaos had often to prccede
cosmos; but that, it is submitted in all
candor, is another story.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-02-08
Illustrated
Special Edition
New Mexican

Now on sale. Secure a
copy and send it to your
friend at the east. Price 10
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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-02-08
A Change for the Worse

Your poor husbands death was very
unexpected, was it not, Mrs Weeds?
Oh, no; looked for the worst. You
see, poor John stayed home three nights
in succession the week before he died.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-02-08
L Guess Not.

Does your wife believe in second sight ?
don't think she does. Anyway, she
wouldn't let me 60 twice to see the living
pictures.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-02-08
A Born Leader.

Some men are born to lead, he said,
Like Lincoln, Grant and Sherman,
Why, YES, she cried, there's Uncle Fred
He leads most every german.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-02-08
Our people are growing more and NOR

Our people are growing more and more
in the habit of looking to the Santa Fe
druggists for the latest and best of every
thing in the drug line. They sell Cham.
berlain's Cough Remedy, famous for its
cures of bad colds, Group and whooping
cough. When in need of such medicine
give this remedy trial and you will be
more than pleased with the result. For
sale by all druggists.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-02-08
That complete d'

Lndt complete de-
spondency or utter
d e spair of living
which comes over
women who suffer
from the peculiar
weakness of their
sex, is one of the
most horrible symp-
toms. The entire
nervous system and
the mind are so af-
fected that there
seems to be nothing
in life worth living
for. A WON a Il S
whole outlook upon
life is darkeued nv
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-02-08

Three thieves wsrs caught recently while
trying 70 steal q crocodile from the Jardiue
~ plAntes In Paris
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-02-08

Why the Quarrel Commenced.
me when am old, Maudf
Maud-Well, there's one thing, dear
you'll soon know.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-02-08
ATTORNEYS AT LAW.
MAX FROST,
Attorney at Law, Santa Fe, New Mexico.
JOHN P. VICTORY,

Attorney at law, Santa Fe, MN. Will
practice IN all the courts.
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PROFESSIONAL CARDS.
!. B. BRADY,

J. B. BRADY,
Dentist. Rooms In Kahn Block, over
Hpitz' Jewelry Store. Office hours, 8 to
IL q. M; 2 to S pm.
The San Francisco call., 1897-04-23
ASSASSINA7ED At cALABASAS.
Michael Lorden, Well Known Merchant,
Is Murdered Under Mysterious
Circumstances

LOS ANGELES, CAL, April 22-Michael
Lorden, well-known merchant of Gala
basas. mountain settlement north of
Pasadena, was brutally murdered at his
place of business last night.
As near as can be learned of the crime,
Lorden was in his store, near the cash
drawer, about $50 o'clock. Without
warning of any kind, a weapon, pre-
sumably rifle, was discharged from out
side the door. and Lorden fell to the floor
shot in the stomach. He managed to get
up and make his way to neig h Dor, about
quarter OF a mile distant, and tell of
the occurrence. Lorden then started
back, and when close TO his store fell ex-
hausted. where the neighbor discovered
him. The neighbor assisted Lorden to
the store, where he soon died
The officers are puzzled for motive for
the crime. 1t was not apparently for the
purpose of robbery, as nearly $40 was
found IN the money-drawer, and the place
had not been disturbed. Owing TO the
remote situation of Calabasas and distance
from telegraphic or telephone communi.
cation, but few details of the affair can be
learned. Telephone communication was
secured with Chatsworth Park, but little
was known there of the tragedy.
Sheriff Burr received notification of the
crime early this morning from the latter
place ard Immediately detailed Under
Sheriff Clement and Deputy Sheriff Guv
Woodward 10 Investigate. They left in a
buggy for the scene of the killing.
Coroner Campbell also went to hold an
inquest.
The San Francisco call., 1897-04-23
SPORTS At TIE PARK.
Burlesque Exhibitions, Athtettc CSntest
and Bicycle Races Before RoyaEfv

Burlesq"e Exhibitions, Athtettc CSptests
and Bioycie Races Before Royalty.
LOS ANGELES, CAL, April 22-The
center of attraction shifted to Athletic
Park this afternoon, where highly di-
versified programme of sports engaged
the attention OF many thousands of SPEC
tators.
Royalty graced the occasion by its pres
ence. Her Majesty Queen Francesca came
accompanied, as hitherto. by her retinue
OF court ladies. prime m minister and other
functionaries, entering the Enclosure soon
after o'clock. Calmly indifferent to his
torlcal solecisms. her Majesty and her
court had dlvested themselves of the pic
turesque garb of the eighteenth century
and substituted that of the present day as
one perhaps better adapted to the warmth
OF Los Angeles spring. Variety, how
ever, is invariably acceptable, and the
natural charms of the Queen and her Ia
dies can we'll dispense with the artificial
assistance OF powder and patches.
Prior TO ascending the handsome and
richly capopled de:s reserved for her con-
venieDce the Queen and the entire cortege
passed in stateiy procession twice around
the lnciosure, her Majesty gracefully bow
ing her acknowledgements and waving a
handkerchief in response to the prolonged
ripple OF applause with which she was
everywhere greeted by her devoted sub.
iects. Then, while the band played an
appropriate measure and escorted by
Prime Minister Thomas, she proceeded
from her carriage to he dais, white
carpet having been previously spread be-
tween the two. The remaining carriages,
with their freight Of female loveliness,
The San Francisco call., 1897-04-23

been asserted, that he held the record for
length of service In one brancn of Con-
gress. Benton served his thirty years in
the Senate, and even wrote book about
it. But Judge Holman was considered a
fixture in the House until! he was removed
by the Republican landslide in 1894. Even
then be Jared better than most of his
friends, for he was defeated by only few
votes. After his retirement in 1894 he
lived quietly in his Indiana home until
the opening of the present Congress, sad
dened by the loss of his dear wife. who for
half century had been his com panion in
his victories and defeats. Financially the
aged legislator died poor. OF the $I5O, 700
in salary he drew for his services at Wash
ington he had not penny. Poor in purse
he was rich in honor, and if he saved no
money for himself there is no doubling
that his famous objections helped the
husbandry Of the Government In his day.
The San Francisco call., 1897-04-23
FOR GoLDE> CATE PARK.
Plan to Erect Lincoln Statue There
Meets Vifh Faror,

Meets Bith Faror.
SALINAS, CAL, April 22-The plan to
establish Lincoln day in the public schools
and to erect in Golden Gate Park, San
Francisco, monument to the memory of
the great liberator, was fully presented to
the encampment this afternoon by C. Ma
son Kinne, treasurer of the Monument
League. A committee was appointed to
take charge of the certihcate-books and
issue to comrades certificates of member
ship in the league. The proposition met
with instant favor, and many comrades
joined the league tonight.
A committee consisting OF Charles Ed
elman, n. p. Chipman, Frank Miller, T.
L. Clarke and f. D. Cushing was appointed
to submit resolutions of respect to the
memory of Comrade Charles NJ. GouIding
OF the Veterans Home Post, representa-
tive to the encampmenL who died sud-
denly in this city yesterday morning.
The casket bearing the remains of their
comrade was escorted this morning to the
depot by the Veteran Guard. The en-
of the funeral from the department. funds.
Many resolutions on his death were int ro-
duced and referred without discussion to
the proper committee.
President Mckinley will te asked to re-
store to the pension-rolls pensioners who
have been unjustiy deprived of pension.
The National Tribune's plan of a fixed
pension OF SS a month for every Union
soldier and l cent day per month for
each day of service has many supporters
in the department.
The flag in the school procession to-day
was carried by the tall boy who was re-
Gently described and pictured in The CALL.
Major j. Wallace, district INSPECTOR,
First Brigade, National Guard, officially
inspected Troop Q this afternoon.
1t is settled that John G. Joy of Steed-
man Post, Salinas, will be elected junior
vice department commander.
Charles Edelman OF San Francisco will
probably be elected one of the delegates
to the National Encampment. He has
been photographed since his arrival here
as the one Democrat OF the age who re-
signed an office. The Governor appointed
him as Commissioner of the Hamburg Ex-
position, and he resigned.
The San Francisco call., 1897-04-23

What surprises every one is the number
of children in city the population of
which does not exceed 1000.
The Department Encampment held a
session to-day, lasting from O'Clock until
5. An effort to proceed to the election of
department. commander was made with
some vigor, but it failed. 1t was decided
to make that matter the special order for
tom orrow at A. NJ. The LEADING candi-
dates are General n. P. Chapman of Red
Bluff, Frank Miller of Sacramento and +.
d. Gushing of a Aiameda. Tonight it
Chipman will carry off the honors.
For some time he was in doubt as to
whether he could find time to attend to
the duties of the position, but he has now
made up his mind to take the time. His
address at the opara-house last night pro-
duced good i'm preston.
Navada City was selected as the
place for holding the encampment in
1898. San Diego delegates gave notice
that they would claim the encampment in
1899 as matter of right. Judge Walling
read otfic. al invitations from the Trustees
of Nevada City, the Board of Trade and
also the Board of Supervisors of Nevada
County. A miners welcome was pledged
to the department. The motion to ac-
cept the invitation was carried unani.
mously.
Delegations were received from the
Woman's Relief Corps, Ladies of the
Grand Army ana Sons of Veterans.
Eva ]. French, Eleanor P Anderson
and Fannie F. Stoddard spoke the greet
ings from the circles.
Messrs. Pierce, Hardley and Howard
voiced the sentiments of the Sons OF
Veterans. Mr.. Pierce made an effective
speech. Mr.. Handley promised that the
Sons of Veterans in San Francisco would
go to Nevada City next year with drill
corps that would outdrill the Veteran
Guard. The announcement caused a roar
of laughter at the expense OF the guard.
Pierce is on the slate for division com.
mander of the Sons of Veterans, hence q
great boom in the order is anticipated.
Mrs. Elizabeth d. Kinne and Mrs. Mer.
ritt presented the greetings from the
Woman's Relief Corps. Mrs. Kinne read
statement showing that the corps dur
ing the year had assisted 1882 persons and
expended in relief $5368. There still re-
mains in the treasury $4495 The tinan-
clal statement is signed by Laura Robin
son, president, and Lizzie Hatch, secre
tary.
Vacancies on the board of directors ol
the Veterans Home were filled. The sue
cessful candidates are: John A. Gilmore
OF San Francisco, c. II. Reddington oi
Oakland, A. Mcmahon of San Jose, Mag.
nus TAFT OF Los Gatos and E. R. Miller o1
Alameda. The point was raised, and dis.
cussed at length, that the law required
another director to reside in San Fran.
cisco, ana therefore +. Hansen may take
the place OF E. Z. Miller.