The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1897-09-30
Pennsylvania OeItsch,
LEVER KERNEL HARDER.

LEVER KERNEL HARDER.
Der onner dawg is der Mike Hetz-
ell in de "blowder shtoop' cooma ons
Hullerhecka I'm we are sich onna
g'hucked hut hut are en- Billy Blk
Ter ufis gnee g'shloga un hut g'sawd:
'Billy, Ich bin now widder uti nina
fees. Ich hob ush my ledshte load
watza on de meel g'fora ON fini-un-
ninetzich cent de bushcl, hob der
ledsht dawlel- shoolda uff minera
boweri batmwled I'm hob ganunk
wexel ivverich far der fiaw en- neic
dress kawfa. rs wore mere SO far
lade EN- ledshta shpote-yorc noach
der leckshon we der Bryan defeat
wore os ich en- noshcn g'hot hob iar
mich hcnlla, I'm ich fin now ous os
ich en- boomerawlichcr mistake
g'maucht hct won ich's gado hct."
'"Farwas so ," hut der Billy
g'sawd.
"Wcll, du waisht ich wore en-
dcmagrowd, un hob demagrawdishe
tzcidunga galpsa, IN de hen mich,
holes der simmer, glawva maucha
dos silver I'm wIt2a daida ui' cm
sama shtcngel woXa TN dada olsiart
nit anonncr dravcla in bricc; dos
der defeat fun trci silver daid tz,p
cent groomhecra, iootizp cent welsh
karn un drcisich cent wutza mpna,
TN vile ich much shicr sex hoonert
dawler shoolda hob g'hot how ich
g'maned EN- Mckinley 81 election
daid mich shwampa un sell is far
wass os ich mich henka hob wella."
"Wcll," hut der Billy g'sawd,
"far-wass husht net ? Mere hetta
dich net ga-missed. Du worsht any
how olsfart tsu geitzich fars utf
setza far de boova Gus der schwartza
buddle. So mon we du kenta mere
goot oony do"
"Ferleicht kent ere, Billy" hut
der Mike g'sawd, Gun ferleicht aw
net. Won's net ware far lett we
ich WOO shoffa un safa, ware date de
toxa batzawla. Dere karl WOO doh
dawg far dawg UNI der ber room
hucka we micka uff ma dota asel TN
shelta ivver de tzeida kenna net ex-
pecta feel imbroOfment sana in era
unshtanda, no mauchts nix Gus ware
PRESIDENT is. Won derc en- dawlcr
fardeencd don sin dcre net tsu-fritta
bis es oil tarsufla is. Dere shiclled
cir kinncr in de shool WOO ebber
soonsht utf holt, gait on dc 'leckshon
un farkawtt cir vote WI cich nix
ga-kusht hut far badeena, I'm won
dere amohl so oldt sint os dcrc cich
nimmv sclvcr helta kent don fora Sc
cich ivver en- public wake os cich 81
lnva nix gakusht hut much ma orma
house WOO SO gcitzichc lett we ich
uif holda missa far 50 chaps wcdo."
"Sell coomcd tzimlich naixt
hamc," hut der Billy g'sawd. "Luss
uns der subject changa. Du sawg-
sht du worsht en- Dcmadrawd.
Bisht du kcnncr mae"
"Net won ich my farshtond holt.
lch bin long ganunll um der
shtoomba room g'tcercd worra. Mer
hen olstart goode tzeida g'hot won
de Republicans in power wora un
es cooked mer now os won Sc wild
der ON cooma wara. In fact der
bower os ollaweil glawked wnga de;
da hardta tzeida is ordlich feel fun
era sow-wile are net vase won are
ganunk hut.
co." hut der Billy ,g'sawd, ode
bowera sin much net oil goot ob."
"Yaw, un Sc warra aw 81 lpva
net. Der Mckinley tariff doot ken
doch ivver en- niahr self-binder os
i'm field shtm galust wardt far far
fowla; are holdt ken koo fun droola
wara TN era shtricha farleera wu
usht holver g'mulka waerdt ; are
holdt es fee net Gus EN- welshkarn
fcldt won der bower de fcnsa tom
ma solla hut lussa are doot de fem
du note net ob batavia won es geld
ga-used is ware far much Atlantic
City g@; are doot ken grefta ina
lobd won der bower Sc shtrow far
kawfed un maucht ken misht, un es
schlimsht fun oil, der Mckinley
tariff bringt KEN mon en- onery fraw