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The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1897-06-17
vICTIMIzING AMERICANS.
jubilee Swindlers Get Ready Cash
Of Brother Jonathan.
The Queen VIII Give . Private Audi
ence to Mr. Reid. Special Am-
bassador Of United states
to Celebration.

It is impossible to escape the jubilee
echoes. Already everything is turning
upon that celebration, dress, decora-
ton and entertainments, while there
is shrieking chorus from the press
warning everybody against all imagin-
able disasters which, it is claimed, are
likely to ensue. 1t is even pointed out
that the proposed bonfres are likely to
set the whole country in blaze, while
other correspondents are so impressed
with the Importance of the jubilee that
they are not satisfied with the name of
England or Britain and want England
to be rechristened Wiseland, the first
four letters being the initials of Wales,
Ireland, Scotland and England. This is
capped by another correspondent who
wants the empire to be called Enwis-
cola, so as to bring in the colonies of
/ England and that all subjects of the
queen be called Enwiscolians.
Jubilee seat swindling is rampant.
Sharpers are meeting the incoming
steamers at Port Said. Brindisi and
Queenstown and are selling to unsus-
picious passengers unexisting seats to
NlCW IHC JuOllCC pIoCSSSiou. Mdiiy
Americans have been victimized in this
manner at Queenstown.
Complications in regard to the special
embassy of Mr.. Whitelaw Reid, proprie-
tor of the New York Tribune, are al
ready on the horizon. The queen will
receive Mr.. Reid alone, following the
same precedent with the other special
embassies. The foreign office is pre-
pared to provide quarters for Mr.. Reid
and his suite, embracing in the latter
Gen. Nelson Miles and Rear Admiral
J. N. Miller, U. S. N. Mr.. Reid, how
ever. proposes to do credit to the United
States, and Mr.. Ogden Mills, his broth
er-in-law, is already in London seeking
large house for the accommodation
of the special embassy The foreign Of
fee officials are glad to have Mr.. Reid
do this. but they say they cannot sep
arate Gen. Miles and Admiral Miller
from the rest of his suite, and they
must provide their own quarters.
The duchess of Devonshire's histor.
ical costume ball on July 26 promises to
be magnificent affair. 1t is under.
stood that the duchess of Marlborough
formerly Miss Consuelo Vanderbilt)
will appear in the character of Colum.
bia. and the duke of Marlborough has
ordered Louis XVI. costume with
wonderful jeweled embroideries. The
prince of Wales will represent one Of
his ancestors.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1897-06-17
He Was Alive.


The grenadiers of the famous "Old
Guard" will never be forgotten in
France as long as the memory of brave
men shall live in the national heart.
But some of them, at least, were as
bright as they were brave, as the fol-
lowing trustworthy anecdote bears wit
ness:
One fine morning, after peace had
been concluded between France and
Russia, the two emperors, Napoleon
and Alexander, were taking a short
walk, arm in arm, around the palace
park at Erfurt. AS they approached the
sentinel, who stood at the foot of the
grand staircase, the man, who was a
grenadier of the guard, presented arms
The emperor of France turned, and
pointing with pride to a great scar
that divided the grenadier's face, said:
What do you think, my brother, OF
soldiers who can survive such wounds
as that?"
"And you," answered Alexander
"what do you think Of soldiers who can
inflict them?"
Without stirring an inch from his po.
sition, or changing the expression OF
his face In the least, the stern old grena-
dier himself replied, gravely:
"The man who did It is dead
Youths Companion.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1897-06-17
Queen VictOria's Big Family.

Queen Victoria has had over seventy
descendants, over sixty of whom are
living. She has had nine children, seven
of whom are living, and innumerable
grandchildren and great grandchildren.
Her sons and daughters who are living
are the Prince of Wales, Duke of Con-
naught, Duke OF Edinburgh, the ex.
Empress Frederick, of Germany Princess
Christian, Marchioness of Lorne, and the
Princess Beatrice. Among her descend.
ants are Princes, Princesses, Dukes,
Duchesses, one Emperor, two Expresses,
one Marchioness and q Lady.-Ladies'
Home Journal
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1897-06-17
Relief in Six Hours.

Distressing kidney and bladder dis
eases relieved in six hours by the "Ne1
Great South American Kidney Cure.
This new remedy is great surprise or
account Of it's exceeding promptness in
relieving pain in the bladder, kidneys,
back and every part Of the urinary paa
cages in male or female. 1t relieves re-
tention of water and pain in passing i
almost Immediately. If you want quicl
relief and cure thisis your remedy. Sold
by ". R. Smith & Co., Druggists.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1897-06-17

1t would seem that there is little hop
for the poor litigant who falls into th
clutches of Indiana lawyers Mrs. Flor
Evans brought suit in Indianapoll
against the L f. and W R r, for pei
sonal damages The jury awarded hd
81, 900
Immediately after the jury fixed I'll
amount of the award, the attorneys file|
liens against the fund. The followiu|
attorneys demanded these fees Holstsi|
& Barrett, Indianapolis, 81 400; Thom1
Bosworth, Portland, Sl,O5O; NJ. s. WI
Hanson, Portland, $500, and Emersd
McGriff, of Portland, 81 ,O5O, thus eatiz|
up the amount of damages awarded.
When the Judge heard of this he {
sued an order to the attorneys to fils
answer to him, showing cause - to VI
the liens should be honored
The answers were fled this morninI
and the attorneys sought to show e
Judge that such practice was admissab
in the State courts The Judge said |
that were the case it did not follow &
it would be admitted in the Fedt
Courts. He then made allowances
gregating $4,000 to the attorneys,
saw that the Evans woman was sivo
check for 5000 as her share Of
damages.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1897-06-17

The smallest baby on earth, consid.
ering its age, is a son of Mr.. and Mrs.
Jaseph German of Jessamine county.
The child was born year ago, and at
the present time weighs only one and
three. quarter pounds. He enjoys be
ing carried around in a lunch basket,
and although the basket is but four inch
es long it could accommodate another
baby of its size. The baby is not back
ward in any respect save as to size. II
can pronounce several words, and car
walk alone. 1t is the funniest. cutest
looking little mite when walking thai
ever was seen.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1897-06-17

One of our Ripley girls received a
box last month labeled: Length "a;
waist band So" She was exceedingly
angry at it's reception, but her anger
was Modified when she discovered that
the box contained a dozen handsome
roses for her instead of the pair OF
unmentionables which the label seemed
to signify. The young man, too, since
the story has leaked out, will hereafter
be more particular in the choice OF
boxes when sending presents to young
ladiee,-Ripley Bee
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1897-06-17
Reluctant Complime,ts.

When Sir Walter Scott repeated
"Hohenlinden" to Leyden the latter
commented: Dash it, man, tell the
fellow that hate him. but, dash him, he
has written the finest verses that have
been published these so years." Sir
Walter faithfully carried out his errand
and Campbell answered: "Ten Leyden
that detest him. but know the value
of his critical appreciation"
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1897-06-17

"What" exclaimed the good house
wife, angrily. snow that you have eat
en- your fill, you refuse to chop wood ?"
"I'Il tell you what we'll do," said
Weary Willie. bcrn diplomat. Lets
bury the hatchet!'
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1897-06-17

English SPAWN Liniment removes all
hard, soft, or calloused Jumps and blem-
ishes from horses, bloodspavins, curbs,
splints, sweeney. ring.bone, stiles,
sprains. all swollen throats, coughs, etc.
Save $50 by use of one bottle. Warrant.
I'd the most wonderful Blemish Cure
ever known. Sold by W. r. Smith &
Co.. druggists, Hillsboro, Ohio
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1897-06-17
Every Mother Wants
Chappelear's Bronchini
III 1lC.nk H@-l,

Chappelear's Bronchini
Nf ThelGreat Cough Cure.
Bronchini Cures:C Group.
Bronchini:Cures Colds.
Bronchini Cures Cough.
Bronchini Cures Sore Throat.
Bronchini Cures Lung Disease.
Bronchini Stops Cough Instantly.
Bronchini Relieves Asthma. Quickly.
Bronchini sold on a guarantee.
Large bottles so, small size 25 cents.
Sold by ". R. Smith & Co , druggists
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1897-06-17

Thirty years is long time to fight so
painful a trouble ss piles, but Jacob
Mitchell, of Unionville, Pa, struggled
that long before he tried DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Salve, which quickly and perms.
nently cured him. Itisequally effective
in eczema and oil skin affections. W.
r Smith & Co., Druggists.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1897-06-17

Bumpus-Now, take that old saying,
money makes the mare CO." 1t is un.
satisfactory, for it does not tell where
the animal went.
Rumpus-Well, if she was like the
rest of her sex when they get money she
probably went to a bargain counter.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1897-06-17
Rheumatism Cured in Q Day.-"My

rheumatism Cured In Day.-"Mys.
tic Cure" for rheumatism and neuralgia
radically cures in ! to 8 days. Its
action upon the system is remarkable
and mysterious. 1t removes at once the
cause and the disease Immediately dis.
appears. The first dose greatly benefits.
rs cents. Sold by w. R. Smith 4 Co.,
druggists, Hillsboro, 0.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1897-06-17

Chollv (relating how he caught his
cold)-Id's the dasty ,regerous sprig
weather. donchernow. was stupid
edough to 20 oudt with by lighdt sum.
mer cane ipsted of by winter wud, ad
it's Civ be the idfluedza
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1897-06-17

Unconditional surrender is the only
serms those famous little pills known as
DeWitt's Little Early Risers will make
with constipation, sick headache and
stomach troubles. w. R Smith, 4 Co.,
Druggists.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1897-06-17
A SpuP.

"Bailih." said western judge one
day to an officer in charge Of the jury.
will you please inform the jury there
will be horse race in MerTick's field at
three o'clock?"
The jury had been out for 4s hours,
but in less than 30 minutes they came
into court with a verdict.!Tit-Bits.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1897-06-17

What Hoods Sarsaparills has done for
others it will also do for you. Hoods
Sarsaparilla cures oil blood diseases.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1897-06-17

"The camels are coming" was the
tune the band struck up when the bi.
cyclist appeared around the bend hump.
ing the mselves like all possessed"
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1897-06-17

She-Perfectly lovely club; isn'tit?
He-Are you member?
"No; only married women are eligi-
BILE"
"Ahl Would you allow me to-make
you eligible 70 membership?"-Peor- =
eOu's weakly.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1897-06-17
South Africa's Gold o.tp~,

South Africa's Gold Ostplt.
The February output of the Witws-
tersrand gold mines in South Africa-
1000 ounces-was the largest on rec
ord. with the exception Of that of last
August
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1897-06-17
Whispering OaIlery,

WhdsDePtnG 00IIeRy.
The most perfect whispering gallery
In the world 10 In The dome OF st. Paul's,
In London.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1897-06-17
WHAT TO DO.

There is comfort in the knowledge go
often expressed, that DR.. Kilmer's Swamp
Root, the great kidney remedy fulflls
every wish in relieving pain in the back,
kidneys, liver, bladder and every part of
the urinary passages. Itcorrects inability
TO hold urine and scalding pain in passing
it, or bad effects following use of liquor,
wine OF beer, and overcomes that nm
pleasant necessity of being compelled to
get up many times during the night to
urinate. The mild and the extraordinary
effect of Swamp Root is soon realized. 1t
stands the.highest for its wonderful cures
of the most distressing cases. If you need
medicine you should have the best.
Sold By druggists, price fifty cents and
one dollar. You may have sample
bottle and pamphlet both sent free by
mail. Mention NEws-HERALD and send
your address to DR.. Kilmer & Co Bing.
hamton, N. Y. The proprietors of this
paper guarantee the genuineness OF this
offer.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1897-06-17

no ICtlc rcceptdclc Ut tnc Deu nedu
was empty. Not match! "Oh. dear
dear, why will Maurice insist upon turn.
ing the gas of at the meter, especially
when the baby is unwell?" she sighed
as she slipped into her dressing gown
which fortunately was hanging on the
brass knob at the foot of the bed.
Slippers she could not find. Nil des
perandum! She knew to foot where
the wrap was, or at least she thought
she did, and she would know it the mo-
ment she laid finger on it. The lit
tie cherub in the cot coughed in q chok
ing manner. Light or no light the wraE
must be found, and. without further
delay, the little mother walked ginger
ly into the next room.
No one could fail to find the wardrobe
as it was the hrst article of furniturs
encountered on entering the room
When its door opened 1t was possible t.
view ones self from the bedroom door
for 1t consisted of a three-quarter length
mirror in which Mrs. Green was won,
to inspect the chang" of her latest cos
tune.
'.I'm almost sure it's in the dressing
table drawer" unused Mrs. Green, grow
ing accustomed to the darkness, and az
sisted by q suspicion of moonlight tina
shed . pale, uncertain light boil
through the skylight ON the landing
and the window opposite the wardrobe
Acting upon this, though she Ignores
thewardrobe for the present. .shs crosssl
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1897-06-17
HOW TO FIND OUT.

Fill a bottle or common glass with
urine and let it stand tweny.four hours !;
a sediment or settling indicates an un.
healthy condition Of the kidneys. When
urine stains linen it is positive evidence
of kidney trouble. Too frequent desire
to urinate or pain in the back, is also
convincing proof that the kidneys and
bladder are out of order.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1897-07-10

do. II Is to connect themselves with the
aristocracies OF Europe. II is chiefly In
the lower ranks of the nobility that CO.
lonial and American wives are to be
found.
There are seventy-seven colonial wo-
men in the ranks of the British aristoc-
racy-that Is to say, thirteen more than
there are American. OF these eight are
peeresses, one fewer than those Of Amer
lean birth.
The only consideration which is abso-
lutely indispensable to an Anglo Ameri-
can match is dollars. Englishmen OF
rank do not go to the United States in
search of wives, but rich American girls
come 20 Europe In search of husbandc.
The scandals and divorces In connection
with such alliances have become a by
word. In Anglo-colonial unions, however,
these striking features are not character
istic. In the first place, the colonial heir
ess, as such, Is almost unknown. Neither
the local press nor the London CORE
spondent Is aware OF her existence, and
in society she comes after her parents,
not before them. A list of titled colonials
In reputable newspaper anywhere In the
empire would be regarded as undlgnihcd
IT Is only In democracles that they do
these things. In the colonies, too, wealth
Is not paraded, and, except In the case
OF well-known milllonaires, any mention
OF Il In a personal sense is carefully avoid
cd by the press Stranger still, the Ca
madam and Australasian paterfamilias
looks upon his wife and daughters as
his, and would no more dream Of allow
Ing them to wander alone over Europe
or keep an establishment In London while
he was working at home for the money
70 support their extravaganza, than his
British prototype. He is master in his own
house. and his wife Is mistress. Young
girls In the colonies are therefore. not
permitted TO have too great an idea OF
their own importance.
Perhaps this accounts for the fact that
colonials do not yet figure in London and
Paris as great social lights. They are
even more domestic in their tastes than
Englishwomen, as fond OF the country
and outdoor sports. and as incapable OF
the feverish energy and nervous neccs-
sity for excitement OF the American Very
few rich colonials have. so far married
Englishmen OF title. and nearly an OF
them have been wooed and won IN their
own homes. Indeed, many OF them never
saw England until they came 10 II as
brides. Even more creditabe 20 colonial
girls who have married Englishmen OF
rank IL the fact that neither their own
nor their married names have figured
In the divorce court nor In a public scam
dal So far as the world knows, Anglo
colonial unions turn out happily In
deed, the world hardly knows that they
exist. Yet at the present moment the
wives OF the commandbr-in-chlef OF the
British army. the late commander-in-
chief OF the China station, the late COM
mander-in Of the Australian sta
ton. the queens physician. the governor
OF Hong Kong. the high commissioner OF
the Pacific and the imperial secretary in
south Africa, are coionials.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1897-07-10
COLONIAL DRIDEs ron PEERS.
They Outnumber Fair Americans In
the British AristOcraey.

from 81. James Budget.
II is a popular idea that more Amen-
cans than colonials are married 10 Eng
lishmen OF rank This IL. however. mis-
take. for the reverse Is the case. II is
quite true that American heiresses out
number rich coloniais IN London society.
but this II not quite the same thing and
the number OF both has been aOaurdly ex-
aggerated. The peerage stands where II
did the most purely English element OF
the population. At the end OF 1906 there
were nine peers with American wives
two more than there were ten years ear
lier. As there are three dowager
peereaaeS the total numberof Transatlantic
brides brought 10 this country since 1890
is twelve or these ladies' four are either
the second or third wives OF noblemen
with families OF sons and daughters. IL
can. therefore. be seen how small IL the
ment on the pcerage II ~ curious. too.
that there r. not single Irish peer on the
list and only one Scotch--a viscount. or
the wives OF the eldest sons OF peers Ave
are American. and OF these two have no
children. There are Owe Americans who
hold the courtesy title OF lady a. wives
Of banonots. nine as the wives OF knights.
In round NUMBERS since 1850. about sew
enty titled EnEliehmen have married
Americans. A. there are about 1900
hereditary. courtesy and honorary titles,
the number n not large. and certainly not
equal 20 the popular opinion on the same.
To read the accountB 81 irresponsible par
aEraphlsts. and to hear tho blaring or
Transatlantic. trumpets, the bowildered
Bnton would imagine that "Burka's Peer
age" was made in America. ana that all
the great ofiiccrs OF the crown. the am
bassadors 10 foreign courts. the ylccroys
and governors Of the provinces OF the en-
pire--nll the nobiemen of weight and IN
fuenco Ia the couniry--wcro welded 10
Americans. whereas the exact contrary r.
the case. Tho truth ~ English peers sell
dom marry out Of England, or Il they
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1897-07-10
CHEROKEE NATION INTRUDERs.
Instruction for Their Removal Sent
to the Indian Agent.

To the AGENT
Washington, July 9.-Formal instructions
were sent to-day to Indian Agent Wisdom
of the Union agency at Muscogee, 1. T., to
remove the intruders from the Cherokee
nation on the demand of the authorities
of that tribe On June 80 the department
granted authority for the employment of
Indian police. not exceeding sixty, includ-
ing officers, as may be required in dis
persing twenty-eight intruders and their
families on the Cherokee nation, who have
been paid for their Improvements. The
agent is now directed to nominate these
policemen for appointment. Sixty was
the number estimated by Acting Commits
sioner of Indian Affairs Smith as neces-
sary for the removal of 217 families, all of
whom the principal chief, Mayes, of the
Cherokee nation demanded should be re-
moved, but as an initiative only those in
truderS who have accepted payment and
have not appealed from the Dawes COM
mission decision as to their citizenship will
be molested and consequently thirty police
men or even less is suggested as sufficient
for present purposes. The pro-
portion of officers to men is
not to be greater than one to ten, unless
in an emergency some Of the men be des-
ignated as sergeants in authority, but with
no increased compensation. In accordance
with Chief Mayes' suggestion, II any of
these lntruuerS named nave perfected an
appeal to the court from the Dawes de-
cision and the appeal is still pending re-
moval will be deferred. The agent is d.
rected that great care must be exercised
in the removal to prevent undue harsh
ness, and 10 work the least hardship pos
sible. The agent is directed to personally
supervise the evictions and to turn over
to the designated officer of the Cherokee
nation the Improvements which intruders
are elected from, calling on the Cherokee
authorities to appoint representatives to
assist him. A troop of
cavalry will be detailed to
support the government in the work. In
the removals the government authorities
will be governed by the instructions that
II intruders are merely dlspossessed of
the lands and improvements Illegally held
by them, II will be carrying out the spirit
of the treaties and agreement of 1891, and
will be a sufficient discharge Of the obli-
cations OF the government Hereunder,
and will be satisfactory to the Cherokee
authorities. The agent is further direct
ed to fix the date for beginning the act
ual removal and to give the intruders
about thirty days notice to permit posi-
bic voluntary ACCOMPLISHMENTS at the same
time letting them understand that other
wise they will be forcibly dispossessed.