New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-04-30
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

DR.. Dopald. rector Of Trinity Episcopal Church.
Boston. made the following remark the other day
interdenominational meeting In Worcester.
Mass IF there arc fifteen or twenty Episcopa-
ans they Will meet very comfortably with the
Congregationalists. Presbytcrians or Baptists I'll!
it to the sacrament; then they afraid
and write to rich people in New-York that here IS a
splendid place for Episcopal church. There are
many Episcopal churches scattered throughout the
State which have excuse for being. How can
the formation OF such churches be prevcnted?'
TO come out and take dinner with me Tomorrow
won't take no for an snsWer. VII your
Il thought you would. You see. I want you to
come ont and see baby. The little fellow is getting
clear across the table at every meal now."-Gndan-
apos Journal.
new paper in Arkansas Is called The Scor-
pion" THE Little Rock Democrat" In speaking
of Il. says: I'VE have had The Toothpick,' The
Tomahawk.' The Rpsaw,' The Buzz Saw The
Thomas Cat The Bazoo' The Horseshoe and
The Horn. but nothing like the wild and wool
ly West The Scorpion has ever made Its ap-
pearance in this section before"
How do YOU stand on this irrepressIble financial
question: Chumpley?'
Sorry. cid man. but can't spare you a cent to-
ay."-(Dctroit Free Press.
A boy in Oshkosh. Wis. stepped UP to the man.
agcr OF a theatrical company that had just arrived
and offered to carry all the water the show
wanted II he were allowed ito lead the lions"
The play for the evening, by-the-way, was 1.-THE
Lady OF Lyons" The boy greatly disappointed
when he informed tina. the show was not in
need Of water. and went off TO inform his compan-
ions that he didn't believe there animals
with the show"
In the midst Of the excitement there Is real dan
OF
maps mixed up with their maps OF the desirable BIZ
cycle paths ashington Posi-.
Some time ago" says man who always tries
to heed good advice, II stopped eating hearty din
the advice of an eminent physician. who
said that hearty dinner tended to shorten life.
Not long afterward l saw that another physician,
equally eminent said it was simply suicidal TO eat
heavy luncheon, and l made an apple or
cracker servo for luncheon. 1t was pretty tough
10 get up from luncheon and dinner In famishsd
condition, but | consoled myself with the thought
that I frightening my life. And. besides
could eat hearty breakfast. But the other day
saw that still another eminent physician says that
no one who wants to live long should eat any
breakfast. and puzzled to know what to do.
These men are experts and presumably know what
they are talking about. But II adopt their direc-
tons for the attainment OF long life It looks as
If might die OF starvation In less than month"
Mrs. Greene--It must be awfully annoying to
have the Bickerses borrow your good butter and
Mrs GrayHit would be If Il we're not for the fac,
that they always return such a little piece.-(Bos-
ton Transcript
1.-THE Columbus (Ga) Engineer-sun" says that
the farmers OF Georgia are In a more prosperous
condition than they have been for a long time.
A student in one Of the Buffalo medical colleges
place of public entertainment one OF the boys
Dragging OF his manifold accomplishments. until
gruff tone: Now. we've heard enough about what
can Do tell US wi what nsse Is ean
replied the student. with a yawn. i emit pay
my here 30 glad to I'm find : you're the man
of laughter from the party.-UBufalo Commercial
An Englishman defines American literary re-
views as "dailies published once n month";
Jus, the Th!ng-"Why do you spread that paper
over those piants?'
''ro keep OF the frost"
But why do you use that new journalistic
shect?'
Dealer.
The strict regulations fo- bicycliss hitherto en-
forced in Austria have recently been greatly
xcd by an order of Count Kielmansegg. the off,
cal having this matter in charge. The require.
ments OF an examination by the police OF all BIZ
cyclists have been dispensed WITH and henceforth
riders decide for themselves whether they
sufficiently skful to ride In the public streets or
not with this has also been abolished the annual
license fee of five forms about 81. Bicycliss also
receive much greater liberty as to the streets and
roads they may travel on. and the speed they may
ADOPT Is more definitely fixed. In respect to the
rules OF the road. bicycles put the same
footing az light vehicles OF all sorts. The Vienna
Cycling Association Is preparing great demon
stration IN honor of Count Kelmansegg to express
the thanks Of the whcelmen lie Is a member OF
one of the local clubs.
What did you mean by starting the story that
7 was am unbelicver in the ScripturesY' asked the
deacon in great wrath. "Well deekin," said the
man who had originated the report, you know you
told me that all you said about that boss bought
was as true as gospill. An you know how true II
wan" "Er-ah!" said the deacon.-(Kalamsaoo