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The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1897-10-23
To cattiemen. Butchers and Others.

To CattIenen, Butchers and Others'
Wanted-To pasture for two months,
100 head of stock on the overflow bottom
lands at Lyle, Wash. Magnificent feed.
For particulars apply to
T. BALFoUR,
sp1I-tf Lvle, Wash.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1897-10-23
WANTED.

Upright and faithful gentlemon or
ladies to travel for responsible estah-
lisned house in Oregon. Monthly $65
and expenses. Position steady. Refer
erence. Enclose self-addressed stamped
envelope. The Dominion Company,
Dept. H., Chicago: o5-15
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1897-10-23
For Sale.

By The Tygh Valley Land and Live
Stock Co., some fine Bucks of the De-
Iaine type. Inquire of
Oct.l1 81 A. A, BoNNY, ,Tygh Valley
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1897-10-23

A second d-hand Airmoterwind mill in
good condition, with steel tower and
pump for sale by Maier & Benton.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1897-10-23
This Is your opportnnitx.

On receipt of ten cents, cash or stamps
a generous sample will be mailed of the
most popular Catarrh and Hay Fever Cure
(Ely's Cream Balm) sufficient to demon
strate the great merits of the remedy.
ELY BROTHERS,
Sc Warren St, New Xo-k City.
Rev Johr Pcid, Jr.. of Great Falls, Mont,
recommended Ely's Cream Balm to me. /
can emphasize his statement, sit is posi-
tive cure for catarrh if used as directed. -
Rev. Francis w. Poole, Pastor Central Pres.
Church, Helena, Mont.
Ely's Cream Balm is the acknowledged
cure for catarrh and contains no mercury
nor any injurious drug. Price. so cents.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1897-10-23

Nebraska corn for sale at the Wasco
warehouse. Best feed on earth. m9-t
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1897-10-23

subacribe for THE CHRoNIo1E.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1897-10-23
THE
new YORK WORLD
THRIcE-A-REEK EDITION.

IS Pages a Week. 16e Papers Year
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1897-10-23

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The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1897-10-23

Mr.. and Mrs. R. E. Haworth, who
have spent the past year in Oakland,
Or, came up on the boat last night,
and will remain in the city.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-02-02

There is more catarrh in this section
OF the country than all other diseases put
together, and until the last few years
was supposed to be incurable. For a great
many years doctors pronounced it a local
disease and prescribed local remedies and
by constantly failing to cure with local
treatment, pronounced it incurable. Science
has proven catarrh to be a constitutional
disease, and therefore requires constitu-
tional treatment. Halls Catarrh Cure,
manufactured by F. J. Cheney & Co., To-
ledo, o., is the only constitutional cure on
the market. 1t is taken internally in
doses from 10 drops to a teaspoonful It
acts directly on the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system. They offer One Hum
fred Dollars for any case it fails to cure
Send for circulars and testimonials. Adj
dress,
+. ]. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo. o.
Sold by druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-02-02
Same Old story.

The bank president was seated in his
comfortable Office with very uncom-
Portable look upon his face. A knock
at the door and there entered a pros
perous-looking gentleman, one of the
banks heaviest depositors. He took
a seat and said:
There is some one connected with
this bank whom I have not seen for
some time. To save my soul I cannot
place him."
1T is Mr.. Jones, the cashier, whom
you refer to- replied the president.
Correct. What has become Of
him?"
Il believe he has gone to Canada.
For change of scene, most likely.
| suppose he has left the bank fer
good?"
I'VE haven't got through looking
over his books as yet" replied the bank
president, YEARLY, "but from the way
things appear at present l suspect he
has taken the bank with him, and he
sadly gazed about the office to see If
any of the furniture was missing.
York Journal
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-02-02
Things Were All Right.

| was sitting with North Carolina
mountaineer on his doorstep after sup
per when a young man of 20 came
along on mule and halted to exchange
situations
Say, joe called out my host, "how's
times down yo'r way?''
Purity far, Mr.. Gabbitt-purty far.
replied Joe. "Yo' know Dan Copper
field and Tom Bailey? Wall, Dan
popped Tom over t'other day. Yes,
times ar purity far
"And how's the ticker question:"
Purity far Mr.. Gabbit-purty far.
Yo' know Bill Wheedon and ole man
Bishop? Wall, they got to disputin'
bout the Ticker question and the ole
man he stabbed Bill to death. Yes, the
ticker question is purity far
Much dom in politicks down thar?"
continued the mountaineer, as he grew
more interested.
Eyes, a leetle, Mr.. Gabbitt-jess a
leetle. Yo' know Dave Williams and
Sam Gum? Wall, they got to goin' it
On politicks and Dave shoots Sam
through the body. Yes. suthin' dom
in politicks jess huff to keep the
water hot"
That's right. Got any religun down
thar, Joe?'
"A purity considerable lot"
and how might religion be-"
Purity lively, Mr.. Gabbitt-purty
lively considerin the drought and the
later bugs. Yo' know ST Tompkins
and Abraham Skinner? Wall, they got
to talkin' religun tother day and ST
allowed that Abraham lied and .Abra-
ham allowed that ST was a fule, and
they cut each other with knives in a
right smart way. Yes, purity lively.
Mr.. Gabbitt-jess lively huff to carry
us through to cool weather and hev
sunthin' to talk about allow to con-
slider, Mr.. Gabbitt-I allow to consider
that things down our way ar movin'
along purity fa'rish, and that we hadn't
got no cause to complain
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-02-02
Pntents Issued.

List of patents issued last week to
Northwestern inventors:
Oliver Burns, Minneapolis, Mimi,
holder for jars, cans, etc.; Edwin Carl
son, Minneapolis, Mimi, gate control
Ter for elevators; Matthew T. Connect,
Jr., st. Paul, Mimi, hand fence ma
chine; Edwin De Hass, St Paul, Mimi,
automatic car signal; James Fleming,
Shakopee, Mimi, double-drum section
al heating stove; Edwin A. Garvey,
Credit River, Mimi, furniture attach
ment; Oliver 2. NJ. Huffman, Portland,
n. D., bottle; Benjamin Porter, Ellen.
dale, N. d., hanging lamp; Sidney l..
Sly, Jordan, Mimi, lantern bracket;
Charles B. Webster, Armenia, n. d.,
lamp attachment.
I. D. Merwin, Patent Lawyer, 90
Pioneer Press Building, St Paul, MINI.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-02-02
The Strongest Fortificntfon

Against disease, one which enable us to
undergo unscathed risks from hurtful cl-
matte influences, exposure, Overwork and
fatigue, is the vigor that is impaired to a
debilitated physique by the peerless medi-
cinal safeguards. Hostetter's Stomach Bit
tiers. You may possess this yigor in higher
degree than the trained athlete, although
your muscular development may be far in
ferior to his. Vigor implies sound; good di-
gestion and sound repose, two blessings
conferred by the Bitters, which remedies
malarial, rheumatic, nervous and kidney
trouble.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-02-02
why 1t Was Acceptable.

"Ah!' said Henry Peck; "your SER
mon on heaven pleased me nightly"
I'm so glad, brother responded the
minister.
Eyes, it was fine, especially that pas
sage where you described it as place
in which there is no marrying or CIV
ing in marriage. Philadelphia North
American.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-02-02
THAT sPLENDID COFFEE.

Mr.. Goodman, Williams County, Ill.,.
writes US: From one package Salzer's
German Coffee Berry grew 300
pounds of better coffee than I can buy
In stores at 80 cents a pound"
A package of this and big seed cata-
iogue is sent you by John A. Salzer
Seed Co., La Crosse. Wis, upon receipt
Of Is cents stamps and this notice. w.n.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-02-02
Conny-Yes. so I hear.
Very Swell.

"That was mighty swell ball last
night" said one man who was there
to another VINO wasn't.
ct must have been" was the reply.
"Our firm rented twenty-seven dress
suits for the affair. "-Pittsburg Chron,
icle Telegraph.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-02-02
A Close Race.

Papa-So Ethel stands at the head of
her class in French?
Mamma-Yes. She and another girl
were exactly even in the written ex-
animation, and it was decided that
Ethel shrugged her shoulders more COR
rectly.-Puck.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-02-02

Perhaps" said the elderly gentle
man with the shiny coat, perhaps it
had not had such a circus in my youth
would have more of a show now
indianapolis Journal.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-02-02
Hardly Fair.

It will cost over 100000 for the
red-skinned wards of the government
next year and yet not dollar will go
to the Carlisle Indians for the expense
of their baseball team. Why is this
thus Boston Globe.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-02-02
Very Simple.

Husband-How is that; whether I
give you much or little, you always
seem to get along all the same?
Wife-That's very simple. When you
give me much I use the surplus to pay
the debts make whel you give me
little liegende Blaetter.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-02-02
No Wonder.

81 hear, RUSTY, that you sat in a
game at Cripple Creek and had four
aces beaten. What did the other fell
low hold?"
"a bobtail flush and six-shooter."
Detroit Free Press.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-02-02
A Clingstone.

He-As our engagement is Cancelled,
of course you will return that diamond
ring?
She-Mr. Styles, you said was
reach the dar when you gave me this
ring. Well, if l am, l am a peach OF
the clingstone variety. Therefore I'll
keep the diamond.-Boston Transcript
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-02-02
Handy About the House.

Lucie-How could you bring yourself
to marry such a useless piece of furni-
ture as a French count?
Marie-Well, you see, when poor
papa comes home from Wall street tired
andirritable, he likes to have something
easy to sit on.-New York Journal.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-02-02
Natural Conclusion.

First Passenger-Oh yes, I know
these southern railroads very well I've
been riding on this line all my life.
Second Passenger so? You
must have gos on little sooner than
/ did-Truth.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-02-02
Illegal.

The Court-What is your age
madam?
The Plsintiff-Must answer?
The Court-You must.
The Plaintiff Why, judge, didn't
think people had to testify against
themselves.-Green Bag.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-02-02
thinning the Waiter.

Distinguished Pugilist (warningly)-
[ give yer dis tip, Gully, dat if l can't
get dat steak dat I ordered rare inside
o. FIVE minutes / knows a waiter dat
iPll eat raw!-Texas Siftings.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-02-02
UnanswerabIe.

Pat-I tell you the ould frinds are
always the best, after all, and can
prove it.
Dennis-How?
Pat-Where'n you find new frind
that has sthood by you as long as the
ould ones have?-Cleveland Leader.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-02-02
Gun of the Evening.

II suppose there were some bright
things said at Mrs. Lionhunter's liter
airy dinner party last night?'
"A few"
1.-The butler-when he remarked that
dinner was ready."-Illustrated Bits.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-02-02

The editor of this paper advises his read
ers that package of Peruviana, the best
kidney cure on<earth, will be delivered free
to any sufferer, if written for promptly.
Peruviana Herbal Remedy Company, 2S6
East Fifth street, Cincinnati, Ohio. (This
offer appears but onee.l
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-02-02
Beware.

Of free cures. Do not expect some
you recipes that will positively cure
you of seminal weakness or lost man.
hood, from whatever cause. Address
w. H. Baker, Grand Opera House
Block, st. Paul, MINI.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-02-02
An Up-to-Date Appetite,

Mrs. Handout-What's the matter?
| gave you nice dinner of roast goose
in the kitchen.
P. Ticular Walker-Yes, mum, but
can't eat roast goose widout apple
sauce, num-
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-02-02

Georgia. heard mother tell father
the other day she'd found out where
the shoe pinched. l wonder what she
meant?
Dick-I dunno; but if she'd said she'd
found out where the slipper stung I'd
have believed her.-London Figaro.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-02-02

Piso's Cure for Consumption has saved
me large doctor bills.-C. L. Baker, 422S
Regent So. Philadelphia, Pa, Dec. 8, 1895.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-02-02

Food is served in one Of the London res
taurants on electrically heated plates so
that the guests can eat leisurely, and still
have the viands continue warm until the
close of the meal.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-02-02

The money deposited in the cornerstone
of new church at London, Ontario, excited
the cupidity of some mean thieves, and
they stole it.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-02-02

FITS stopped free and permanently cured. No fits
after first days use of DIR. NIine's Great Nerve
Restorer. Free So trial bottle and treatise.
Send to DIR. KLINE g3l Arch ST., Philadelphia, Pa
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-02-02

Nearly all the machinery for the manu-
facture Of boots and shoes, throughout the
world, is of American invention.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-02-02

The globular form of the earth was known
to the geographiers of Alexandria in the
third century, 4. G.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-02-02

fan with a little ear-trumpet attached
Is the latest device to aid the deaf.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-02-02
Not In 1t.

Naughty Boy-Say, boys, let's go
swimmin'.
Good Boys-Mother won't let us.
Naughty Boy-Oh, hang it! Why
amt yer orphans, like am Nuggets.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-02-02
The Other Kind.
Ethers

Justine-Is it true that EtheFs
French marquis touched her father for
money within a week after their mar
riage?
Conny-Yes, so / hear.
Justine-Did he get a check?
Conny-Yes, and rather severe one.
The old gent made an assignment the
day before.-New York Journal
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-02-02

Hegeman's Camphor Ice with Glycerine.
Cures Chapped Hands and Face Tender or Sore Feet,
Chilbains, Piles, &c. c. g. Clark Co.. Now Haven CT
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-02-02

The English language is annually In.
creased by the addition Of about one hun
dred new words.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-02-02
Willing to- Help Him.

81 would that l were bird!' he sang.
The landlady nodded her head.
perhaps I can help. you attain that
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-02-02
PARALLELS.

Just try a 10c box of Cascarets, candy catharGc,
the finest liver and bowel regulator made.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-02-02

Cascarets stimulate liver, kidneys and
bowels. Never sicken, weaken or grippe. 10c.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-02-02

The ordinary speed of house fly is 25
feet a second; but when chased it often
attains a speed of 100 feet second
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-02-02
Mrs. Win.low's Soothing syru
solemn Truth.

For children teethng softens the gums reduces ina-
nation aays pain wind collie 25 cents bottle.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-02-02

dCOpdAA,
And lessen the weight of anguish
Which every heart must bear?
The clouds may rest on the present,
And sorrow on days that are gone,
But no night is so utterly cherries
That we may not look for the dawn;
And there is no human being
With so wholly dark a lot,
But the heart, by turning the picture,
May find some sunny spot:
For as in days of winter,
When the snowdrifts whiten the hill,
Some birds in the air will fiutter,
And MARBLE, to cheer us still:
SO, II we would bark to the music,
Some hope with a starry wing,
In the days of our darkest sorrow,
Will sit in the heart and sing.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-02-02
serves the Purpose.

Does your wife ever tie string
around your finger to make you re-
member things?'
Eyes, often
How does it work?''
well, when get into the city, it re-
minds me to telegraph her and ask
what it was she wanted me to remem-
Der.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-02-02

When bilious or costive eat a Cascaret,
candy cathartic; cure guaranteed. 10c. 25c.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-02-02

BY presenting your BILL she said.
It'd Bits.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-02-02

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY.
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
Druggists refund the money it it fails to cure ESQ
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-02-02

GATCMTC 20years' experience Send sketch for ad.
TAIEN Ol vice. IL. Deane, late prn. examiner u.s.
t.Olice) Deane Weaver. McGill Bldg, Wash.D.C.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-02-02
Pats View of It.

Pat-Well, ply tn diyil don't We take
thot ting off tn ice if it's dangerous?
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-02-02
# 5o a sssa T uss ThOmpson's Eye Water.

fAMggIEH and WHISKY habits cured Book sent
VFBWMs FREE. Dir. b. II. WO0LJEY. ATLANTA, GA.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-02-02
THE JOKER'S CORNER.
WIT, HUMOR AND SATIRE ORIG
lNAL AND SELECTED.
Light in the Darkness-Pat's View of It
An Up-to-Date Appetite = Things
We're All Right The Same Old
Story.

I'D we think of the
light and sun
shine,
OF the blessings
left us still,
When we sit and
ponder darkly
And blindly Ger
life's i'll,
How should we dis
pei the shadows
OF still and deep
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1897-09-17
PRESS COMM

IF many protected republican
bosses had not cut wages the phantom
NJ dear bread would be welcomed in
stead of dreaded by thousands on 'his
aide of the water.-kansas City Times.
Mr.. Mckinley has se~ttledit- The
crops did il in the west and the tarinin
the east. AS between Providence anu
William Mckinley honors are easy
IN the estimation of the latter.-Minne-
npolis Times
Flour is going up; sugar IS gong
up; clothing is going up; crockery Is
going up: leather is going up; every
thing is going up but the wages OF the
employees in protected ndustries--
Utica On. W Observer.
So President Mckinley will Q
stump the state for Hanna, after all!
Well. it is good TO know that there IS
n limit TO the amount of interest the
Hanna syndicate intends to xac for
thai. little loan.-Tammany Times.
Common everyday household mo-
lasses has doubled in price since the
massage of the Dingley robber tariff.
Let her go. Gallagher! The people voted
Mckinley in and now they will have to
pay for it.-Illinois State Register.
The recognition of dollar wheat in
she republican platforms is all rightfoi
the time being. only the credit oughtte
be bestowed where it belongs An Om'
nipotent Providence has certain rights
that even party platform makers arr
bound to respect.-Boston Herald.
Matt Quay was once considered
the embodiment of all that was evil IL
republican machine politics. Then Dos
Platt went him one better, and nov
comes Marcus Aurclius Hanna to SHOW
TO the world q professional debauche
Of elections in all his glory-a maste
banda past grand master in the art
Dayton CO., Times.
The Dingley law is proving IL
claim to the title; "A tariff for bountie
and a deficit" Since il went into ef
feet various trusts favored bv dutie
that are nearly. if not altogether, pre-
hibitive upon competing foreign trad
have adva need prices. Some OF Their
have concurrently reduced wages. IN
prices of all neccssaries are going vi
At the same time the public revenue
are dwindling and the deficit Is grow
ing. The deficiency since July is a
ready SOS. DOC .oo0.-N. Y. World.
As n matter Of fact oil the ev
fences Of reviving prosperity com
through agricultural channels Beior
: the Dingley law was paoed the wester
farmers paid OF mortgages to u
: amount of many millions OF dollars. X
newed activity in the agricultural IN
; plement industry isdue solely to brigh
er prospects on the farms. Hence ~
impossible to trace reviving CONNER
m the remotest way TO the Dingl'
law. We believe IL is coming In spite
e that compound Of ~thie~ery. bribery =
lnjusuce.-Memphia Commercial a
peal