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The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1897-06-17

Caldwell, Texas. Juno iG,--Judge John
Alexander was elected mayor here yestsr-
aay 10 finish the uncxplred term OF Cap
tain u. q. Roland. deceased.
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cut,n.

Stewart J.. N'ovdfoM an tew York
nomr@ted to be MINISTER TO SPUN
llr VIM Of foXas has reached New
York benrlnE Important dispatches TO tho
iunt1
Iunderaa negro troops drew o body Of
sraulsh into an amDuscaGe aud oMter-
minated them.
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Chservahious taken by ano Unted states
weather bureau at D. m, 10Th meridian
time:
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New York, June lG AT tho rooms Of tho
Cuban iunta there was general drniai
today Of any knowledge Of or responsibility
for u. Il. VIM Of Texas. The Texan. ac-
corilng 10 the officers OF tho Sogurnnea.
camu ON board looking Ike veritahle
tramp. but had monoy enough for trst-
class naHAnRo.
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stntr.

Tylrr Justice OF tho pcaco allowed LIN
dalc defendants to 80 ON the idndale JUS
tcos bonds.
Houston district conference In session Mt
Whaiion,
SUIT for part Of corsicanu will soon be
filed.
MISS Louisa Baca. IS, suGcided at Sinner.
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EARTHQUAKES dld great dasnngc In India
and many persons wcrc KILLED.
Englsh papers say MonroeiSm VIII not
Npply TO tho linwaAs,p Islands # annexed.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1897-06-17
T0DAV's FORECAST.

rr nisib,l RIG. Germany German Az
'f s.;oa society Will hold its annual e.
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Turks ara placing and concodling oslll-
lorv near tho neutral ground
Ambassadors have delivered 10 the sui
ian tho scheme for tlo dh1iuritntlon OF the
frontier.
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sport.

Houston 10. Dallas 8 Galveston g. Fort
Worth :; Austn Il, Doniaon D. Snh hnto-
Mo n, Paris II.
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A TEXAN MESSENGER.
YoupM Winn Of sherman Escapes
From tCuha.


Now York, June l6.~on board tho
Ward line steamer seguaranco which ar
rived today from Havana. was II. IL.
Winn Of Sherman rexas whu has been for
some iimp With The iDsurgont forces ut
plnar del Rio IN the west end OF Cuba.
Wlnn succeeded In crossing tho trooha and
reached Havana last Thursday aud mana
aged to olude the Spanish officers, finally
getting on board OF tho seguranca with
out molcs,ntlon from the authorities.
VIM is the bearer Of important dis
pntchcs to tho Cuban junta In thla city.
He Is quite eanguinc of tho ultimate suc-
ccss OF the insurgcnt causo aud says tho
spaniards ara dishearioned and weary OF
hghtng. Thor guerillas have all been
Killed of by The cubans aud the Spanish
regulars do but very little flghting,
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Governor signed tho fee bill.

bUFNTHVT NINH'TF wv " wv
'rhe senate BINS giving commissioner
authority 20 inVeauEGte insurance com
panics' booSg. amending the fec nil, resp-
la.ing prosecutions In cases of rape ana
providing for appointment OF spef'n'
Judges were passed.
'rh. House, Amendment TO occupation
tax hill re1niring dealers In cigarettes TO
nay 500 tnx was adopted, az was announcer
taxing physicians. the gambling dovlce
taxes were cut out and .he bill passeu'
Lewis fellow servant bin passed TO third
reading.
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MI On The National Association OF
ksa a, Militia OF the Uniled rlale' VII
nv. H'eV''''s to"aE ""'
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twenty thousand bales OF spot COZ
ton sold In Id,.rpooi ~, i-32d advance.
IJovslon. New Orleans and New YORK
advanced SPOT prices Of cation f-lGc.
Corn went mp Nc on heavy pus'hs'
wheat down I,sg1Ao on crop reports
Profit taking kept isocks down.
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..-Ncw York JoprnaL
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-05-15
A Little Too Smart.

An Irishman's idea of what consti-
tutes a successful stratagem is some
times most amusing.
And how is your wife afther the
weddin and all?" inquired Mr.. Murphy
of his friend Mr.. Doolan, whose daugh-
ter had been married two days before.
"She's well enough, exceptin that
she's grievin over pair of illigant new
kid gloves that got lost on her that even
in, - responded Mr.. Doolan. "She's feel
in bad about thin, but I've advertised
in the paper, and I'm thinkin she'll get
thin back again befoor long. They cost
Mrs Doolan two dollars and forty five
cintsl''
"Ain't you afraid whoiver got thin
will be slow to answer the advertise
ment?'' inquired Mr.. Murphy.
''It's mesilf that knew how to fix
that, returned Mr.. Doolan II adver-
tised thin illigant gloves as an ovid
cotton pair, burrstin away at the seams
and wufrth nobody's keepinp -
Youths Companion
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-05-15
HopeIessly Handlcanped.

"You see, )" he said with great conf
dence, II am the original Mckinley
man.
Are you sure Of that?" inquired the
politician, who is anxious to relieve the
office seeking pressure.
Positive
"Well, I'm sorry for you. There's no
use in trying TO break down tradition. 4"
But doesn't that help my chances?"
You don't expect to break down a
rule that has lasted for centuries, do
you? You know as well as / do that the
true genins--the really original man
always has to wait and be recognized
by posterity. If you were merely one of
the numerous limitations of the original
Mckinley man, you d stand some chance,
but as it is don't see what we can be
expected to do except to say it's hard
luck, and we're sorry for you. Wash
inton Star
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-05-15
SKETCHES BY NJ. QUAD
Waking Up a Town.

There were six men in front of the
village postoffice talking in friendly
way, and as many more sat on the steps
of store opposite in brotherly attitudes
All was peace and harmony and good
will until stranger hitched his horse
to post and walked off into a side
street Twelve men looked at that horse
for two minutes without saying a word.
Then one remarked:
Hes bin foundered some time"
"It's just spavins, replied his neigh
Dor.
Nothing ails that horse, put in a
third man as he stood up to get better
look.
Nothing but the worst case of CLAN
ders ] ever saw'' added fourth.
Then the six men ON the steps went
over and joined the other six, and all
began critical examination of the
beast. They looked into his mouth,
pulled his ears, poked his ribs and lifted
his feet, and one man finally observed:
Hes at least 10 years old, and l
wouldn't give $5 for him.
If you don't know more than that,
you'd better keep out of horses!" sneer-
ed the village blacksmith, who was
loafing when he ought to have been at
work.
"Mebbe you know his age?"
II do. He isn't a day over T.
Say, he's got six ringbones in plain
sightr' exclaimed carpenter.
"Ringbones be hanged!" put in the
cooper. "The horse has got poll evil. +"
Every one of the IL men had an opin-
ion to express, and, having expressed it,
he was determined to stick to it, After
few minutes of this the cooper called
the blacksmith a liar, and was hit ON
the chin, and that started the row. Ev-
erybody went in to lick everybody else,
and the mob surged back and forth and
up and down and used lists and feet and
clubs and cobblestones. At the end of
quarter of an hour there was cessation
of hostilities, and men limped away to
wash off the blood and repair damages.
just one man was left to "hold the
fort, " and as he got his breath he def
antly exclaimed:
81 say that hoss has got ringbones,
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-05-15

THE BULBUL wrote on. In
deed, it is owing to prevailing impress
sion that anybody who has some spare
time and postage stamp can do stint
in the poetry line that take my pen in
hand to tend to the job right before the
opportunity is spoiled
THE INAUGURATION.
Some people they long for the Fourth of July,
With bright roman candles and pinwheels and
sky
Rockets s'But give us the fourth of march,"
say l.
We have plenty Of fireworks ON March four
And likewise great many things more.
1t was simply glorious that parade to view,
Gayly tripping down the avenue,
fitting tribute to presidents powers
To pass given point took it several hours.
They were marching purely for love Of their
native land,
All except few who play in the band.
But business is business, as we all understand.
There was an audience from all parts Of the
nation,
Hundreds of thousands at the lowest calcula
tion,
And it must have done the presidents heart
To realize that each would
Hold office If he could
"They comel They comei"-hear the joyous
shout
Some with whiskers ard some without
Think of all those gallant men in line,
And yet am nobody's valentine
But more than the doings out in the street
love to witness the JOY complete
Where on the sidewalk, like merry elves,
Folks hustle around and enjoy themselves,
Only did occasionally wish the police
Could stop some of the noises, SO that we could
have peace.
But alas, this life was always sol
No pleasure did we ever know
But what there happened something or other
That made it different from what you d ruther.
Washington Star.
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brought the nest
' '-A ioN' home in triumph.
The trophy was the talk of the village,
and Editor Turnkey of The Delphi County
Era, after looking in his encyclopedia
under the head of ''hornets, had de-
clared in the hotel barroom that the
very largest hornets nest on record in
the books was only 80 inches in circum-
ference and II inches long.
Early that evening, while sitting in
front of the hotel, heard commotion
on the side veranda and soon became
aware of the fact that 81 Jones had ar
rived. l could not see 81, but the con-
versation was perfectly intelligible
Hello, Sill" cried a voice.
swell, we'll, we'll, Sir' drawled an
other voice.
There was no response from ST.
Have a chew. SIP ventured third
voice.
mo. Try one o. my clear Havany
cigars. 81, pleaded the voice of the
landlord. "That was a Dustin big nest,
ST."
Think so?" expostulated new voice,
the voice of ST.
"a buster, sir cried the landlord.
Have cheer, Si?"
Don't care eff 1 do" said 81, aud
then heard the chair creak as he slowly
seated himself.
AT this point / turned the corner and
joined the group.
found no difficulty in identifying
81. His eyes were barely visible, his
nose was mere conjecture, his cheeks
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-05-15

were rcd mutations, lis lips vt.a t..rcc
times their natural size, his ears lool. Il
as if they had been blown up with bi-
cycle pump, and his hands resembled a
pair of freckled boxing gloves.
81 submitted to being patronized a
few moments, and then, feeling uneasy,
moved on down the street to the post
office, accompanied by several attentive
friends.
"That's 81 Jones, the feller that got
the Dustin big hornets nest, " volunteer
ed the landlord.
'He was terribly bitten, wasn't hep"
I ventured. "I'm sorry for him. -
Sorry fer him'' cried Sand, the
grocer.
Sorry fer him!" echoed the landlord,
and all the assembled villagers gazed al
me with mouths agape.
"Sorry fer himl" repeated the land
lord "Sorry fer a man that has busted
the world hornets nest record higher'n
a kitel Say, stranger, what 1unytick
asylum be you from, anyhow? ?''-New
York Sunday Journal
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-05-15
william Was a squealer.

One day, there came along to our
camp at Red Horse fats man who
seemed to be looking for somebody, and
when Judge Watkins asked him to state
his case, he said: II was told down at
Lame Mans bend that you folks hung a
critter up yere last week. Was he red
headed man, with cataract in the left
eye?'
81 think he was. "
Have squeaky voice and lame in
the left leg?'
Yes, that's the critter. That's his
grave over on that level spot
so you buried him?"
'Of course. We allus do that. though
we don't go down over two feet if the
ground is hard Stranger, was You in.
terested in that mani"
"A leetle bit, replied the man. HE
was pard of mine, and his name was
William Hope. Reckon he stole sunthin,
didn't he?''
He did
That was Williams best holt. Did
he die game?'
WAL. as to that, said the judge,
will it hurt yer feelin's if say he
didn't?
"Oh, no, no, no! William was allus
braggin that if the time ever cum he'd
die in the ganiest sort o. way, but had
my own opinyun about him. He squeal-
ed didn't he?''
He did. He hadn' no more sand than
a rabbit. He cried and took On till he
made us all tired"
/ "That's how thought 'twould be.
All brag and no sand Did he die easyi'
"Tolerable easy, believe"
/ "Think he was gwine to better
land2"
"Yes; seemed to think that way,
though he was alone in his opinyun.
! Anythin else, stranger?"
No, guess not. AS said, he was
my ole pard, Int allus thought he'd
/ squeal when the rope began to choke,
and I'm sorter pleased to know ! WASH t
mistaken. No; nuthin more. I'll jest
/ 20 over and look at his grave and see if
he seems to be comfortable, and then go
back to the Bend. Much obleeged, sir,
that you hung him, and much obleeged
that you went to the trubble of plantin
him. Good dayP M. QUAD.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-05-15
How to Find Him.

Tobacco smoking" said a traveller,
sis SO common in Holland that it is al
most impossible to distinguish one per-
son from another in room full Of
smokers. "
But, supposing you want to speak
to some one present, how are you to find
him out?"
"Ah, in such case waiter is sent
round with pair of bellows, with
which he blows away the smoke from
the face of every person until the right
one is found. New York Weekly.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-05-15

When the snake first saw Eve in the
garden, he winked at Adam.
Very few women dislike the idea of a
wedding tour SO much that they won't
get married.
Some of us managed to get brought
up all right even if our mothers didn't
have congresses about babies.
A man never really feels that he is
getting blase till he thinks of when he
lived i'll small town and used to go to
all the fires.
Every girl has string to her heart,
which she let's out longer as she gets
older, until she is 80. Then she throws
the string away. New York Press.
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when the lovelight turks meath his languor-
Gus lash,
And pluck me plume the plover plants
Where the clover clings and the crows cries
clashi
"And weave me the woof that the woman
weaves
When her bosom beats with its bursting
breath,
And thoughtful and thriftful the thin thief
thrieves
When he's drugged the dog, deed Of bastard
DEATH
"Oh. murmur the murderous madman's 8 mass
While he cringes and erawls as he croons his
creed,
And quote me the qualm of the quaint cuirass
As the blunt blades blow makes the blue
blood bleedl
"Drone me the dream OF the doddering Ounce,
Who tottered and tripped in his tiptoe tread,
And woke with the wall OF the wight who once
Shook, shivering, shorn, when his shroud
he'd shedi
"Oh, cheerfully chant what the chortler chorts
While patting and petting his pink pug pupl
OH And so he sang in his mad transport,
But the song stopped still. for they locked
him up.
New York Journal.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-05-15
Not His Mother.

The late Mgr. Fabre, bishop of Mont
real, was a thorough Gaul Dining one
day at the table of the governor general
of the Dominion, he referred, in course
of conversation, to France, our moth
err France your motherp' broke in
the governor. "What, then, is England
to your" The bishop smilingly shrugged
his shoulders and replied, 'Our mother
in-lawr'
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-05-15

81 don't believe Milliken is the sort
Of man would care to introduce to my
wife. "
"Milliken? Why, he's one Of the most
perfect gentlemen ever knew!"
Eyes; don't care to have him held
troit News
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-05-15
What He Gave Her.

That's just like you selfish boys"
said Edith, "eat all of the orange your
self. You never gave me anything in
your life.
Eyes, / did, F" replied little Bobbie.
Didn't give you the mumps onceT'-
Yonkers Statesman.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-05-15
Simple Reason.

why" shouted the opposer of the
tyranny of the trusts, "why do I have
to pay cents pound for sugar.
Because" shouted in return one
who was plainly an emissary, "because
you can't git no more credit. '-Cincin-
matt Enquirer.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-05-15
MON NTAN A.

The most extensive and one of the
oldest and most reliable houses in
Western Montana. We are prepar-
ed at all times to furnish Groceries,
Provisions, Teas, Spices, Ladies'
Mems and Children's Boots and
Shoes, Furnishing Goods, Clothing,
Miners and Mining Supplies at
short notice and at LOWEST POS
SIBLE PRICES. We make a
specially of strictly pure and high
class eatables of all kinds. We lead
in every line and enjoy a constantly
increasing measure of public con-
fdence and patronage. We mark
our goods 20 per cent lower than
any merchant in Meagher county.
Therefore we do not advertise 10
Or 20 per cent discount for cash or
thirty days. We advertise no special
day sales. We buy our goods i'll
large lots for cash. Therefore we
are prepared to compete with any
prices quoted in Meagher county.
We are grateful for pastpatronage
and kindly invite all to come amp
examine our goods and get prices
before purchasing elsewhere.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-05-15

spavins and poll evil combined, and any
man who disputes me is liar
what boss are you talking about?"
asked man who had taken no part in
the row.
why, that hoss OVER
But there was no horse over there.
During the row the stranger had re-
turned, mounted his steed and ridden
away.
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''Has Hobson got good head?''
GOOD head? He's the most stupid
creature on earth. Why, that man
couldn't make money even if he kept
drug e!"--Chicago Record.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-05-15
After the Amateur Drama.

81 know we ought to have had dress
rehearsal
whats tho trouble?"
why, when said to Tom Skinner,
'Kneel, sirrah, and ON bended knee pay
homage to your lady queen, he spoke
right out and said, Not on your life
in these tights!' "--Cleveland Plain
Dealer
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-05-15
Never Before.

She-And you say that you have never
been in love?
He-Never. have thought was 20
or so times, but always found out aft
erward that wasn't -Somerville Jour
nal.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-05-15
What n johnny" Is.

The jury in certain case--probably
because they were Scotsmen-wanted to
know the meaning Of the term "John-
n.y." Lord McLaren' 8 definition was "a
young man who owes more to his tailor
than to himself for his advancement y
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-05-15

Beazeley's woods
he had discovered
a hornets nest
that was 40
inches in circum-
ference and 90
inches long. 1t
was han gin &
from several
beech saplings,
and ST cut the
saplings with a
jackknife an d
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-05-15
The Only Privileged One.

Son-The new hired man says he
wants every other day off to go fishing
Can he have it?
Farmer-What does he think he is
ex- president of the United States?-New
York Press
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-05-15
The Prima Donna.

II suppose You study these prima
Sonnas and try to learn their whims. 4"
mo; we find it cheaper to under.
study Them
And the manager of the grand opera
laughed mirthless, recitative laugh
Truth.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-05-15

"Wagby says there are two kinds of
bicycle face
"What are they?'
Zone is worn by the man who rides
wheel and the other by the man who
sold it to him ON time Chicago Rec
ord
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-05-15
Not Sure.

Yeast-Does your wife talk baby
talk?
Crimsonbeak-Well, I'm not quite
sure whether it's baby talk or Scotch
dialect. -Yonkers Statesman.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-05-15
Booming Her.

Manager-In this play you will have
to be blown up by bomb.
The Actress-Oh, I wouldn't like
that.
why not? 1t will give the paper a
chance to refer to you as rising young
artist Detroit Free Press.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-05-15

reateSS. 1 feel 1t
my duty to see
that so great an
occasion as that
which we have
just witnessed in
Washington j 8
n OF neglected.
What is every
body's business
is nobody's s busi-
ness, and l do not
wish to see this
duty shirked. OF
course, the SUBJ
ject will be much
xrrroto ON In
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-05-15
WHOLE NO., 337.
AN AlLlTERATlVE AGONY.

"Oh, sing me the song that the siren sang
As she swirled In the surf Of the sweshing
sea,
Where the roar of the reef round the rough
rocks rang
And the gray gull gurgled in gloomy glee
"And tell Inc the tale that the traveller told
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-05-15
A Peg In Every Hole.

Blinks-The world has a place for
everybody.
Winks-Yes. The only trouble is
there's generally somebody else in it
Brooklyn Life
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-05-15
And Pap. Consented.

Father-What proof have you that he
is a real countS
Daughter-The only coat he has other
than the one he wears is his coat of
arms Up 10 Date.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-05-15
Reason In AL Things.

II saw him Saturday, and he was
half full -
Eyes, you know he's working ON half
pay now? ?"-Truth.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-05-15
THE HULBUL OF POHICk.

She Becomes the Country's Poetess Lau-
reatess and Tackles the Inauguration.
''It is u sad fact, writes the Bulbul
Of Pohick, that this country has not
got any poet laureate nor poetess lau-
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-05-15
And without Gloves. There.

Pogram-Fighting is prohibited by
law in every state except one.
Mrs. P.--And what state is that?
P.--The state of matrimony up to
Date.
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He Knew.

Messenger Boy-Is Miss Spinster in?
Butler-No, boy, she is not at home
to any one today. She is having her
teeth fixed
Boy--I know it. Here they are. -
New York Sunday Journal
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-05-15
Coming His way.

Things seem 10 be coming my way
at last, said the tragedian ON the stage
as he lodged another cabbage. -Somer-
vile Journal.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-05-15
A Way He Has,

Cumso-Kilduff borrows So bill and
is off like a shot.
Cawker-Yes. it is ''touch" and go
with Kilduff. New York Sunday Jour
nal.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-05-15
''And tell Inc the tale that

asN -
When his hard
heart h e e d e d
and harked to
her
OF the phantom
form that he
fain would fold
While his passion
pulsed with n
pleading pur.
"Oh, paint me the
pi cture the
Daiuter paints
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-05-15
How 1t Happened.

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