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The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31
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The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

Chatham was one of party at whist
when player, with bitter oath, de-
clared he had the worst hand in the
company. His Lordship said that his
was still worse, when a considerable
bet was proposed and accepted. Lord
Chatham then drew off his glove and
showed his equity hand and the COM
pany unanimously pronounced in his
favor.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31
Read the Advertisements.

You will enjoy this publication much
better if you will get in the habit of
reading the advertisements; they will
afford most interesting study and
will put you in the Way of getting
some excellent bargains Our adver-
tisers are reliable, they send what they
advertise.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31
A Confederate Notice.

In the course of his rambles over
other peoples property near large cit
ies the botanical collector now and
then comes upon posted notices OF
warning to trespassers. When the ed
ucation of the composers of these no
tees is limited the signs are some
times of considerable interest from a
linguistic standpoint, as, for instance,
the following, which the writer recent
ly encountered:
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31
NO TRESSPASSING
ALOUD.

The inference literally deducible from
this would seem to be that, so long as
the trespassing was conducted quietly
no exception would be taken to it!
C. F. SAUNDERS.
Even those who can spell make
amusement for us at times. In re-
cent letter a correspondent assures us
that he has had considerable expert
ence in painting flowers with his wife"
-Meehans Monthly.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

Robert Peel. a grandson of Sir Rob-
ter Peel, the great English statesman,
is student in Boones academy, in
Berkeley, Cal. Young Peel was form
er student at Elton.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31
Willing Fleet In Danger

1t is predicted that the vessels of the whaling
fleet, most Of whose underwriters are in San Fran
cisco have been caught in the ice and some may
not last through the siege. Danger also threatens
those who neglect what are called "trinng all
ments for they may not last through the crisis.
Resort to IIostetter's Stomach Bitters at once for
incipient rheumatism, malaria constipation,
nervousness and kidney complaint.
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beauty "a Hood Deep.

Clean blood means clean skin. No
beauty withoutit Cascarets, Candy Cathar-
tic cleans your blood and keeps it clean, by
stirring up the lazy liver and driving oil inn
purities from the body. Begin to-day to
Danish pimples, bols, blotches, blackheads,
and that sickly bilious complexion by taking
Cascarets, beauty for ten cents. All drug
gists, satisfaction guaranteed, 10c, Csc, SOC.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

Bourricr, after n series of expert
ments, has come o the conclusion that
fresh meat in u room filled with the
smoke of tobacco absorbs nicotine
readily, and may under circumstances
become so tainted as to lead to diges-
tive disorders.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

You are always grumbling about the
boys having dirty hands. Look at your
own hands occasionally, particularly
during very cold weather, and see how
thew look
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31
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The readers of this paper will be
pleased TO learn that there is at least one
dreaded disease that science has been able
to cure in all its stages and that is Ca
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al disease. requires a constitutional
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internally, acting directly upon the blood
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thereby destroying the foundation of the
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by building up the constitution and as
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o.
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The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31
Kid Is Correct.

A Caldwell man licked his neighbor
the other day for referring to his
child as kid" He didn't know that
the word kid" as applied to a child,
was proper, according to Webster.
Such was the proof in court, and the
indignant parent was fined 50 and
-osts.-Kansas City Journal.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31
Going to a Finish.

why does your son return to col
lege after graduation; madam"
81 don't understand these educa,
tional terms, but he wants to take s
post graduate course on the gridiron.'
Detroit Free Press.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

We have often wondered that some
smart child, finding the chimney very
small, does not spend her money on a
bottle of anti-fat for Santa Claus. The
mothers should spring this story.
Writing letters for Santa Claus and
putting them in the stove has lost its
favor.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31
Wonderful Self Denial

Wonderful how those Indians can
play football the way they do"
mot at all-Indians are athletic"
II know; but how do they keep
their minds off the other fellows long
hair ?"-Chicago Record.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

1t will save great deal of running
to town ii some study be given along
the line of avoiding what railroads are
trying to avoid-going one way empty.
1t should be the aim to haul Il load
each way if possible.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31
Not at All.

"Was that her maiden speech?"
asked one of the delegates, as the
oratrix sat down.
ooh, no." was the reply. "She has
been married several years. - --i--
vile Courier-Journal.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

In some localities an increase in the
area of rye sown is reported. 1t is not
sown so much for the grain as it is
for late fall and early spring pasture,
and is usually plowed up and ground
put to some other crop after serving its
purpose.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31
Don't Tobacco Spit and Smoke Your Life Away.

To quit tobacco easily and forever, be mag
netic, full of life, nerve and vigor, take No-To'
Bac, the wonder worker that makes weak men
strong. All druggists, SOC or 81. Cure guaran'
teed Booklet and sample free Address
Sterling Remedy Co., Chicago or New YORK
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

Song OF the young lady who has sew.
eral infatuated beaux on the string,
and expects Christmas presents from
all of them--"What shall the harvest
be?"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

While some people talk loudly and
necessarily about raising sugar beets
they really thinking of nothing but
raising the wind-for themselves.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

The cocl1roaches that were driven
out of the Jail at st. Louis by fumiga-
ton are taking refuge in the ears of
persons who live in the vicinity of the
Jail.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

When you have stroke of right bad
luck, it is good idea to remember
that you are in position to take all
the advice about patience and bravery
which you have so generously given to
others.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

No COW can make n large quantity
of rich milk out of skin and bones.
Skin and bones are all right in their
place, but those places are not on the
dairy farm. Scant feeding at this sea-
son of the year often means ''spring
poor" COWS later on.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

The worst feature about pretty
view of sunset is that the sight seems
to make too many people imagine they
can write poetry.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

If you are careless, you can never
prove your honesty, if it is brought
into question, and you can never get
rich.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

People don't seem to have much
sense; they put their money in the
banks and then go and borrow it. pay
ing bankers one per cent month.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

A Pennsylvania farmer caught 200
rats in his granary and when he went
in with n club to kill them, The ro-
dents overpowered him. He was TAX
en- out unconscious and very badly
bitten.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

Church fakirs, amateur theatricals,
home talent concerts and similar af'
fairs are called entertainments but
nobody knows why.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

Less corn and more bran and clover
hay to the milk cow A fat COW and
small mess of milk say to change the
ration
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

Don't sigh for the return of old
fashioned things. 1t might bring back
The woman who made the husbands
shirts.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

Losing figure" with woman is as
distressing with woman as losing
hair with man.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

A man trying to borrow money
would not be so bad, if it did not take
him so long to come to the point.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

Pen up the pennies. In making a
pen that will hold the pennies, you
need not fear for the dollars. They
are not apt to get breachy.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

1t is question whether aN-nan is
abused more for selfishness than he is
for thrift and industry.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

The average woman wears corset
as long as if it cost $50, and she never
expected TO be able to buy another.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

Drinking does not make man smart
but it gives man nerve to affect
smartness
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

The man who invests in wAtered
stock is apt to get soaked, says expert
ence.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

Friends always laugh at your jokes
be they good OF bad-but there's q
great deal in the way they do it.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

When you are angry you are apt to
be unfair with the few patient friends
you have.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

A wedding creates as much excite
ment among women as n prize hght
among men.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

1t is surprising how safely and per-
sistently drunken man can reel along
the narrow road that leads to hell.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

A decided blonde is fair-haired wo-
man who always insists upon having
her own way, and generally fights to
that end.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

Some poet has said that the angels
are all blondes, but that doesn't prove
that the blondes are all angels.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

Everyone thinks he can get along
with nice men and that he is annoyed
only by fools.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

A woman usually goes to her grave
remembering what girl it was gave her
that cheapest wedding present she re-
ceived.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

There is room for everybody in this
big world, but we all can't have front
rooms.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

How tantalizing heaven will be to
the women, to see so much gold lying
around, and no chance to spend it!
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

The voice of the average man Is said
to spoil what little music he has in his
soul.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

No man was ever blamed for being
gentleman, but many have been false
ly accuse eff it.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

FITS Permanently Cured. Motifs nervousness after
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Send for FREE $500 trial bottle and treatise.
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The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

In the eyes of young woman, a
man cannot exaggerate the importance
of his $40 a month position.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

A woman's fashionable call occupies
twenty minutes: five minutes in a
chair, and fifteen minutes at the door.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

If you will be perfectly frank with
yourself, you will discover that you
are patient only at times when moth
ing occurs to make you impatient.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

The woman who runs after hus-
band until she gets one seldom brags
of her catch.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

Piso's Cure for Consumption has saved
me large doctor biIls.-C. l.. Baker, 422o
Regent So, Philadelphia, Pa, Dec. s, '95.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

We admire a man who is positive in his convic-
tons Dr. Taft. No. Elm ST., Rochester, n. " Is so
sure that DIR. TAFTS ASIHmALE VIII
cure every case Of Asthma that he will send trial
hottie absolutely free to those afflicted.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

One little bit of hand bill can prom
Use more than the whole circus can
perform.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

The small boy now puts in eight
hours day fattening his nose against
the windows of confectionery and toy
stores
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

Many a man is happy because Chtist-
mas comes but once a year, than over
the expectation of presents.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

An Atchison man refused to get
married unless his prospective wife
would let him buy his own clothes.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

When a man turns over a new leaf
he is meyer satisfied until he gets it
blotted up worse than the old one.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

When man has anything to throw
away, he throws it where it Will annoy
others as much as possible.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

This western soil is adapted to vari
GUS crops.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

The right kind of a person is always
glad to get home, after being away on
a visit.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

1t is always proper to speak of faith
ers being proud when new baby is
born, but are they?
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

You may hear too much music,
especially of the thumpety-thump or
der
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

The sexton always rings the church
bell after the young man rings the
other belle
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

Both the suspense and the suspen-
sion in the Durrant murder case will
soon be over
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

It's the man who has the will power
TO stop drinking when he sees fit that
never sees fit.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

There is, after all, no tie that unites
two hearts more firmly than mutual
hatred for some third party.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

There is nothing more uncertain
than sure thing, says a thoughtful
man.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

Civil actions speak louder than
words-a judgment is worse than a
dun.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

No man can claim to be favorite
with the fair sex until some woman
has taken poison for him.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

No woman hater is single man it is
said.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

If man sits at banquet too long
he is quite apt to become dish-putati-
Gus.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

A man who says he enjoys winter
more than he does summer, may not
be a liar, but we have right to our
opinion.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

A coachman may not attend church
but he often drives good many Others
there
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

Every man is occasionally filled with
a fear that his friends will some day
find out what great fool he is.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

Although electricity is dangerous
element people often make light of
If
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

Occasionally you find people as
friendless as dog that barlks all night.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

We would rather not marry at all
than take the chances some women
fala
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

Talk is cheap-especially when You
make good use of your neighbors tele-
DhOne
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

The man who makes the best of
everything is always sure of market
for his products.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

There is a certain honesty and sin
certify in every man that women never
take advantage of.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

Some people are nice to you because
you still have some juice left in you.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

travelling man knows everything
except where there is a good hotel.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

To Cure Constipation Forever.
Take Cascarets Candy Cathartic lOc or Soc.
nc c. G. fail TO cure. druggists refund money
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

1t is funny how ignorant some peo-
pie are of the little matter of spelling.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

Love draws more plans for air-cas-
ties than all the other architects COM
bined.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

There is something to make fun OF
about every one.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

Christmas is golden mile stone 10
the path of youth.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

Educate Your Bowels With Cascarets'
Candy Cathartic, cure constipation forever.
l0c pc. nc. c. G. fail. druggists refund money
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

1t is wise old saying that cuts with
its wisdom teeth.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

1t comes very naturally to most poor
people TO be able to loaf gracefully.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

Star Tobacco is the leading brand Of
the world, because it is the best.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

The farm telephone is on the way; it
will soon be here.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

Never try to get second bargain
from the same man, for you will never
get it.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

Some people live on the installment
plan.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

It's enough to make the pot boil when
the kettle calls it black.
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No-To-Bac for Fifty Cents.

Guaranteed tobacco habit cure, makes weak
men strong, blood pure SOC. 81. All druggists.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

Never look toy pistol in tine muz-
zle.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

Those Indian foot ball players pro
badly travel on scalpers' tickets.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

| The gossip that the milk men give
their patrons should be called "Challi
| Talks"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY.
Take Laxative Bromo Quinire Tablets All
Druggists refund the money if it fails TO cure. 25c
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

When in doubt, say nothing.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1897-12-31

Smoke sledge Cigarettes, 20 for 5 cts.
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1t is said that the quiet hos gets the
ulost slop.
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Sold by druggists 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
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me. So I hung him on a barbed-wire
fence and left him there all day to show
him that the world belonged 10 some
other fellows besides him. A butcherbrd
came and carried him away AMI that was
the last of him.
Teddy's room is wonderful place to be
in. 1t is also fearful place for q person
of weak nerves Shotguns and rifles hang
all around the walls, knives IN heaths
and knives without sheaths are scattered
here and there and on a peg is hung a
belt filed with shotgun cartridges, while
a small case in a drawer is filed with D
caliber cartridges for use in a target rife.
In one corner is a bicycle and in another
a row of clubs with huge knobs on the
ends In one of these clubs the boy had
drilled holes and run the eIcrescence full
of lead TO give it greater weight. A small
revolver With the cylinder missing lies on
the table.
Though the boy seems to be filled with
30 many peculiar notions he is a sensible
little fellow and has never given the
neig hbors more trouble than most boys
his age. Heis rather large for his age and
has shock of tow-colored hair on his
head that would delight a Circassian
beauty. His father is a metal worker at
109-111 Mission street in this City.