New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-02-23
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

.,,....,,r,.s, ,s the name given by THE Detroit
,-,al.. % the few ex- Republcans who are worKihs
,r,b the silver Democrats and Popuilsts' IL say
"It was a jlvinely inspired chicago ma" VIZ 60
tho free-silver Democrats the name OF fopocia'r an
,a, rome goes Now the distinctive titles OF Popo-
cra,s Populists and Puttycrats make II easy py "e
use n single word to distinguish one rom a"''e''
t,s greatly simplifying terms that have been some
vha, confusing and exasperaiing
Generous-"You said that when we were maj 'e'
Won would refuse me nothing ~. 49,. QUA, re,,,se vou
'I' be still more generous: u lyt 81 9nirer
r,,hng I'll give II 10 you. -t1lHcIhH'sl i''N"
r,o Editor Of The Concordia Kan) Blade says
49,. ~ oo, nor only 20 10 the case and "set up
,,.r,,is OH, of his head which IS considered quite
difacult feat among the craft In hahS's pu' '"''
no can DO so while carrying on an ahl'hd'e' 'o
lion at the same time. Moreover. he expresses ue
sire TO wager 800 on this propositioh we Will '
nosa ard 90, an article any subject 10 be CHOSEN
q, tho same time beat the best player In Wichita
- = ,,oe of checkers and worry any man IN the
c,a,o a, game of chess-a.l the performances 10 pc
going AT the same moment. lie also declares ,'''
he can use more profanity in brefer space o' '''"o
,ha, any other editor In the state, ana IN TINS he -
"aH, 90 meet all corners. I'VE will wager 800 WIN
ar,, nreacher In tho State" says he, mat we Vai'
outpray him. and will leave 1t to his consresa''o" 10
decide
uarI 10 pecie-An article Of some value has been been
found" said the chairman Of the meeting. VINO
has lost anything"
..Thai's right responded the chairman. looking
couldn't all of you have lost H. stand up Snu e' n'o
,ook at you."-(Chcaso Tribune.
:, tho latest Echoes from the oxford Magazine
~ - Tho humorous verse-writers suggests that In
tho summer term when the University Is given over
TO Young lady teachers attending the University nN-
s,or lectures II should be called School OF FIT
alton" The examiners in It should then prepare
their questions in the following fashioh'
IF A be good-looking and 20;
nc be~well-5O with plenty
or wit preternaturally keen; ,.,
Can YOU show by what ts nse DO Of s G%aaFa'c'
And when by applied mathematics
VIII IS and 20 be 90
Tho Princeton boys have embalmed in verse the
story that the three truckmen who moved President
Cleveland's goods 10 his house broke the hechs
off nineteen bottles Of his choicest wines ana got
r.orlously drunk Here is the song:
Three truckmen gay moved carloads eight
or the household goods OF Groye',
They soon got half seas over.
(Chorus)
Here's TO him in Scotch,
FIJI TO the top notch, ,
With n joyful sense OF elatlon.
Here's 10 him IN dry,
Drink deep. Is the cry, .
a health to the head Of the Naiion'
"s,me time ago." says The Philadelphia Record"
street and was removed in supposed dying cond-
ton to A hospital uptown. The woman recovered
shortly after admission and IL was then that pecu-
liar needing OF her gums noticed. As the doc
tors al the hospital had never seen similar case.
the woman was requested TO remain that II might he
examined. After several weeks they gave up In dis
gust and the woman discharged. This pro-
gramme had been carried out time and time
again by the woman until she had visited nearly
every hospital in town Several physicians became
suspicious and laid plot which the unsuspecing
woman walked into. Strict watch kept from
over transom and just before time for the doctor 8
visit she was noticed sticking large needle In vari-
Gus parts OF her gums. by the time the doctor ar
rived her mouth was in frightful condition"
The only trouble down in our neck OF the woods
n, present Is that suffering from too much
justice OF the peace" said Colonel Stlih Floyd, at
! The St James. last night. Colonel Floyd halls from
I.ampass. Tex. Some years xe elected old
darby named l. Davenport To the office. and for awhile
he ill first rate. He excellent hand at col
always signs his legal documents and speaks OF him
self az T. Dabbenpote. the Law Ii Is no joke that
he actually ne the Judge In a murder trial and
what IL more the man was found guilty by the Jury
which tried him ana hanged. But here OF late Daven-
| port has grown Troublesome In his zeal. got let
| ter from tenant OF mine few days In which
he incl0sed a Of manifesto from 'Dabbenpote'
notifying him that he was banshed' and 10 gather
up HIS traps and put out al once. otherwise he cDab-
benpote) would bring to bear all the rgors OF the
law on him and his at very early date"-(W ashns-