The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1897-03-12

What does it count. our work OF playI
After the curtain begins to fall
Tell me, what is back Of it all7
Arthur D. F. Randolph in Lippincotts. |
From tbg G4apsi0R.
If advice we're legal tender there |
would be no paupers.
The regular paid session of the legis- |
lature expires to-day.
FIeas have have already commenced !
to harry the thin skinned.
st. Patrick won't be in it with the
winner of the Carson fight.
Most spring poetry ignores the cam
phor ball in listing the joys of spring.
1t is a curious fact that a hen exerts
herself most forcibly when eggs are the
cheapest
The old fashioned woman has her
cans of garden plants packed in back
of the stove.
Good Friday falls this year on April
is. This is the day on which to plant
VO11r HsDTdsD
If half of the funny things of the
world we're known life would be never
ending comedy.
Goodland was not the only town
along Capt. George Fraser's route that
suffered from to much confidence.
Smokers will hail with joy the news
that Havana tobacco can be grown in
Kansas. Connecticut no longer can
claim a monopoly on that industry.
AlljOkestothe contrary, investigation
will prove unmarried womankind more
able to cook anti-dyspeptical viands
than unmarried mankind is to furnish
the raw material.
The women in several Kansas towns
have organized "Rainy Day Clubs"
the members on rainy days or in mud
dy weather, wear skirts that swing
three or more inches from the ground.
If some legislator wants to gain hon
or and fame all he needs to do is to in
troduce a bill headed 'an act to prevent
the introduction of damphool measures,
and providing penalty for the violation
of said act"
Ye duck hunters takes his gun daily
and HES him away to the banks of the
Smoky, there to shoot, shoot at and, if
possible, kill the festive canvas back,
spoOnbill, mallard, teal and pintsiI
ducks that at this time of the year
sport in the waters of that mighty
stream.
The Colby land office plums are not
overlooked. Among those mentioned
as "williu" are j. A. Gill of Colby, Cy
Anderson of Atwood, NJ. E. Reville of
Stockton, H. j. Harwi of Hill City,
F. S. Hazieton and Frank Lockard of
Norton. Mr. Gill is blood relation of
the head of the administration, and is
also capable. Keep your eye on him.
1t is related over in Iowa that pill
grim with some experience blew into a
lawyers Office and wanted conveyance
''writ up" for some land he had pur-
chased. "YOu want a warranty deed?"
asked the lawyer. mo l don't" replied
the prospective farmer; 81 once had a
warranty deed to a farm, but another
man held the mortgage and got the
land I want mortgage"
A Kansas statesman wants the Ten
Commandments added to the criminal
statutes of the state. AS about SO men
of 100 break the law of Sinai every
hour, and some even oftener, Jail room
would soon be at a premium if the pen
alties we're enforced. But the bill
would help to Tighten the duties of the
"last tribunal" inasmush. as a man
could not be twice put in jeopardy for
for the same offense, so that only those
that escaped the courts below could be
arraigned at the bar on high.
Concerning the bouudle SIS resources
of the great state of Kansas, a Kansas