The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1897-04-14
All Sorts OF Paragraphs.

- Before you can do much coed,
you must be good.
= There was never but one original
man, and that was Adam. The others
are limitations. ~
- The use of tools does not W.
them out so rapidly as do the sun Ia
rain, rust and exposure.
= To the end of the world the most
delightful people will be those who
mind their own business.
"A New York man made over all
his property to his wife. She eloped
and he is now in the poorhouse.
Father-Tommy. stop pulling the
cats tail. Tommy--I'm only holding
the tail, the cats doing the pulling.
= One-twelfth Of the population Of !
England suffers from gout. A Berlin
| physician says that this malady is Of
| ten due to excessive use Of meat.
A South Penobscot, Me-, hen is
| 1S years cid and lays an egg every day.
She never wanted to set but once, when
she was 16 years old. She has laid
more than $500 eggs.
: Hojak-Do you think that the
navigation of the air will ever be,a
success? Tomdik-Certainly. ALL
that is necessary to obtain the repeal
| of the law Of gravitation.
"What became Of that samuels
girl that Pottersby was flirting with
last sumraer ?" "You mean the girl
that Pottersby thought he was flirting
with ? She married him."
Glanders-It is said that paper
can be used effectively in, keeping Y
person warm. Gazlay-That is very
true. I remember thirty.day note
Of mine once kept ne in sweat for q
month.
-"I am sure Tom means to pro-
pose to me" unused the first sweet
girl. Perhaps he's afraid" Per-
haps he is" assented the second sweet
girl. "He ought to feel quite sure Of
your answer" "You mean thing
Teacher: eyes, when the Prince 4
of Wales, who is the heir to the throne,
enters the room, everybody rises except
the Queen. Now, can any little girl
tell me why it is that the Queen doesn't
rise p Mary Ann: "Please ma'am
it's cause he'd snatch her chair il she she
did T.
- The Burmese women are great
personages and play great part In &.
their households. They choose their
they like, retaining their own property
and all that they have earned; they I
are at liberty to marry again whether
as widows or Divorces. {:
Priest "Pat, there's hole in
the roof OF the church, and am try
ing to collect enough money to repair
it. Come, now, what will you con-
tribute ?" Pat-''Me services, sor. -
"What do you mean, Pat? You're no
carpenter "No; butif it rains next
Soouday, on sit over the hole.
What noble life is that Of the &
Christian To live for Christ, having
all the powers and faculties Of the soul n
consecrated to his service, finding en-
ioyment in working for him, taking
delight in doing his will, rising above
the world to have secret communion Fl
with Christ. Blessed And it isa
privilege every one may enjoy.
- A Russian doctor traces the grip
back to the Ninth century. he says
it meanderS around for three or four
years and then retires from business
for 90 years or more. It may be some
comfort to those who have wrestled
with it that it will give them q rest for
20 years or more. Just grin and bear
it, and keep out Of the bad weather.
A size in hats is one-eighth of
an inch. According to the Epglish 4
method, the smaller diam eter OF the
head is taken as the starring point.
One-eight Of an inch increase in the =
shorter diameter makes little more
than three-eighths in the circumfer-
ence. The French and German hat
makers have rule slightly different
from this.
1t will be an agreeable surprise
to persons subject to attacks OF bilious
collie to learn that prompt relief may
be had by taking Chamberlain $ Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. In +
many instances the attack may bel pre-
vented by taking this remedy as soon
as the first symptoms Of the disease
annear 25 and so cent bottle for sale
by Hill-Orr Drug Co.
Many of the men who used to be
largely interested in the culture Of
oranges in Florida, are beginning to
believe that the blighting frost OF a (
few years ago may have been some
what of the nature Of blessing in !
disguise. They say, for example, that q
this seasons strawberry crop in Pasco
county will bring to the growers twice
as much money as they ever realized
from the oranges grown there IN one
year.
= No metal is increasing in impor-
tance more rapidly throughout the
world than copper. Half Of the cop
per mined is produced in this country,
the total output in the United States
last year reaching Al, ,722 $50 pounds,
little more than half Of which was s
exported. Our copper yield is now 40 Z
per cent larger than that of the world 3
in 1881. The increased demand for
the metal is due to electrical appll-S
hances.
| There is nothing gained in the;
government of children by threatening
that which is not performed. The D
futility of the habit of saying to a.
little one that if he is not good, the
mother will do so and so, followed by
the failure to do it, was well excmpli-
fed the other day. In reply to the
remark, eff Mary is not quiet, mother, ;
will have to put on her hat and go
away" the three-year-old daughter :,
said, Mamma, I jes' wish you would
go dis time.
= Old Sam Kalleton was doubtless
one of the most ardent legislators
known to the history, of Arkansas. RI
Every bill introduced by well dress.
ed man he looked upon with suspicion,
and never failed to suggest an amend" :"
ment. One morning, after nights
carousal, he entered the legislative