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In all their history the stock of the
lower Mississippi banks has never beer
watered to such an extent as now.-Chi
cago Tribune
Weyler's soldiers may desert him. but
as long as his typewriter holds out victory
cannot be wrested from his grasp.-St
Louis Republic.
The Indiana girl who tried to stroke a
circus tiger will be disfgured for life.
But think of the experience she had.-
Buffalo Express.
After we ali get through talking about
1t. we must admit that only the Missis-
sippl could stand such a long run on its
b: !k.-St. Paul Dispatch
II eternal perseverance is genius. as
Michael Angelo asserted, then a great deal
OF genius is going to waste in office seek
lng.-Baltimore American
The latest school house in New York
has roof play ground. Here is an idea
which may be old. but which is certainly
practical.-Baltimor American.
The United States must do for the Paris
| exposition in 1900 what it wished France
to do for US at the time of the Worlds
Fair at Chicaso.-Boston Journal.
The House of Representatives has moth
ng to do, and it is discharging the obliga-
Aoh with all the earnestness and energy
Of which it iscapa able-Chicago Record.
The man who tries to get back his pres
ents after the engagement has been brok-
en- knows how hard It's to make retroac.
i've resolution work.-Baltimore Ameri.
can.
Ihe senatorial fight in Kentucky has
now reached the indictment stage. and
1t looks as if somebody might be chosen
70 a seat in the penitentiary.-Bos
Herald
1t is ridiculous to assert that 'Ken-
tucky's senatorial deadlock is costing that
State $1,000 day" That wouldn't set
tie the bill for wet goods alone-Chicaso
Times Herald.
Cigarette ashes are said to be great to
make palms and rubber plants grow. La
dies who want to see their palms and rub
Der plants prosper will know now what
TO do.-Boston Globe.
We observe that the adjectives infam-
Gus, lniquitous, corrupt crooked and mis-
chievous are being terribly overworked in
all States that have Legislatures in ses-
sion.-Baltimore American.
IT impossible to give President Angel
the protection of a man-of-war at the
turkish mission, he should at least be
allowed to take along the Michigan Uni
rersity football team.-Detroit Free
Press.
There has been more talk and less war
in the past two years than during SINH
lar period at any time in history. The
examples set by the great American prize
hghters have demoralized nations.-Chi- |
cago journal.
Tuesday night was a busy one for the |
airship. 1t exploded in Kalamazoo, Mich,
ran aground in Carlinville, ILL.,. and made |
its debut in Washington, D. C. 1t now
seems to be three-ringed circus affair
Chicago Tribune.
1t looks as if typewriter was at the
bottom of the latest bank smash in Chi
cago, and the queer thing about it is, that
she isn't particularly pretty. She must
have been quite fascinating, Just the
Herald.
Gen. Weyler has again announced that
the backbone of the Cuban insurrection
has been broken. The facility with which
TINS article is produced down there seems
10 lhalcate that the insurrection has got
oackbones to burn.-New York Press.
reports of 4 monster flying machine or
sea serpent near one of our seaports will
not necessarily mean that the aerial mys-
'efy mas taken new form. 1t may be
one OF our battleships trying to cross
corn held.-St. Louis Globe-Democrat.
Many man who denounced as idiotic
the vocal celebrations on election night
is now busily arranging his plans so as to
enable himself to go out to the baseball
grounds and howl maledictions on the um.
pre- and otherwise root boisterously-
Chicago Record.
Dogs of War Let Loose.