The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1897-12-01
All Sorts OF Paragraphs.

Onc nunurcu roses are required
to make one drop Of the famous altar
OF roses, the perfume Of the east.
80 Western roads are handling an
unusual traffic in hogs, 10000 to 80 :
900 day arriving i'll Chicago.
a man at atFairicld, Maine, recently
traded two gravcstoncs for bicycle.
"Thcy say it is next to impossible
to smoke on wheel . IL wish
could convince my lamp of that"
= From July, 1896, to May !, 1897,
the United States exported 300, 900
barrels of apples and 28,215 pounds Of
dried apples.
~ The export Of brcadstuffs from
the United States during August was
the largest for six years, being worth
SO 900, 900.
Mrs. NJ. B. Ford, Ruddelps, H., suf
fe, ed for eight years from dyspepsia and
chronic constipation and was finally cur
cd by using DeWitt's Little Early Rsers.
the famous little pills for all stomach and
liver troubles. Evans Pharmacy.
- Husband "My friend hardly re-
cognizcd you to-day Wifc-"1'hat's
strange, for wore the same hat you
bought for INC three years ago
= IT, you pay your debts promptly
you arc entitled to more credit than
a man who is charitable. or a woman
who is literary.
Indiana, | see, has adopted com
pulsory culture - Flows that 2"
eff man ism agreeable to his neigh
bor, they get up surprise party and
hang him.
prosperity comes quick est to tho man
whose liVer Is In good condition. De-
WITS Little EARLY Kisers are famous lit
;na; We pills Tor constipation, biliousness,
oubles. Evans Ph armacy.
Todd, your wife has voice
like velvet" ''Gracious Don't
talk so loud. If she should hear that
| would have to get her lot Of gowns
to match it,"
Skinned milk is now turned in
to champagne by an electric process,
and the beverage is stated to be clear,
beady and delicious in flavor, although
alcoholic.
j. A. Perkins, of Antiquity, O., was
Tor thirty years needlessly tortured b,
physicians for the cure of eczema. H.
WAS was quickly cured by using DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve the famous benliny
salve for piles and skin diseases. Evans
Phei:nacy.
on never tell me that look
young and sweet any more pouted
Mrs. Lovelace. 'No," her brute of a
husband replied, II seem Of late to
have lost my powers Of Imagination.
A-"My wife says she saw the
lights all burning in your house as she
came home from the ball at 3 O'Clock
in the morning. She thought it a
little strange" B-"A little strange?
1t was q little stranger"
1t is easy to catch cold and iust as
easy to get rid Of 1t If you commence
early to use One Minute Cough Cure. II
ssO- HIGcASy CoiCSB GIOuCHlLlS, pueuGQO
MIA and all throat and lung troubles. It
Ia pleasant to take, safe to use and sure to
cure. Evans Pharmacy.
"When ! went aboard intended
to write book called NY Experience
with Old Ocean," "Well; did you ?"
"No; after my voyage I concluded to
call it Old Oceans Experiences with
Me-"
Hello, Brown. How did you
get your face SCARED so q "Got run
over by truck" "Didn't you see it
coming ?" .No. / was looking over
my shoulder at the new moon for
luck
Mics Allie Hughes, Norfolk, Va,
was frightfully burned ON The face and
neck. Pain was instantly relieved by
DeWitps Witch Hazel Sale, which heal
ed the injury without leaving q scar. It
is the famous Pile remedy. Evans PhsT-
macy.
- Birmingham, England, turns out
every week 100000 900 cut nails,
100. 600, 900 buttons, 1900 miles of
wire Of different sizes. FIVE tons Of
hairpins, so tons of nuts and 1000