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Salt Lake & OGDEN RaiIWay,

Time Table in effect Nov. Ist 1896.
Leave Arrive Leave Arrive
SAT- Lake. Pennington Lagoon and SAT- Lake.
and Lagoon Pennington.
80. 100 am sI:45 am "I.55 am. ~ am
$40 pm 49, pm 4:4Sp.m 5Spm
sac pm 6:OP.m- 6:45p.m- 7:S5P.m
Daily except Sunday.
sunday extra trains leave Salt Lake City $40,
lO:AO a. M, lao p III.
Sunday extra trains leave Pennington s:IS,
Has a. m, 745 p. NJ
TINE TABLE FOR BECK's HOT SPRINGS.
Leave Salt Lake City Daily.-7OO. $40 a. H., liO
2:2o, 500, $40, $40 p. m.
Leave Beck's Daily-S:3O lbs a m 2.OO 2:S
SD, SIS, 7:1S p. m.
Leave salt Lake sunday.-s:4O, 1O:4O a. ~, IsO,
2:20, sos, $40, $40 D. m
Leave Beck's Sunday.-IO:35 a m. I2.25. AS. s.aO
lO6, SIS, 7:25 D. m
Round trip, including bath rs Giants
Children IS cents.
n. W. EARLY, & BANRRRGER
FAss. Agent Gen. Manager.
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THE THROUGH CAR LINE.
Trains arrive and depart
Lake city daily - follows:

Trains arrive and depart
Lake CITY daily ~ follows
Gin Effect April 5th, 1851
ARRIVE:
From Chicago, Omaha, St Louis,
and Ogden. ...;;...;...;...:.. $40 p.
Francisco and Ogden. 9.O5 A. IN
From san Francisco, cache Valley,
Ogden and intermediate points. 20 P IL.
From Chicago, Omaha, 81. Louis
Kansas City, Denver and o.
'FTom Frisco, Milford and inter. '''' a. n
mediate points :..;;......;; :. s.G a. Ii.
SanPete Valley and intermediate
points go p. n
TOOeIe and Garfield Beach.....-.-, 400 Il.
DEPART.
For Chicago, Omaha, Denver, Kansas
City, s. Louis, Ogden anu Park
For San francisco, ogden, Cacne " ~
Valley and intermediate points go. sou r m
For Ogden and inLermedlaie points. 4Oo ,. IL.
For Chicago, Omaha, Denver, Kansas
City, 81 Louis, Butte, Portland and
o4n rrAncLscO. Observation-Disclosures. 1.OO .. II.
For Eureka, Mercur, Provo. Nephi,
sAnPete Valley -. 40 a N
'FOr Provo, Nsphi, Milford, Frisco
and intermediate PoInIs. -. 500 p L.
"-AIxed train for Garheld Beach,
ToOele and Terminus - rs a m
Trains south OF JuAb run daily except sun
day.
'sDaily except Sunday.
'Daily except Sunday South Of Juab.
CITY TICKET OFFICE, 2oI MAIN ST
Telephone No. $50
Through Pullman Palace Sleepers, Latest I'm
proved Tourist Sleepers, Free Reclining Chair
Can, Elegant Day Coaches.
d. h. BURLEY,
General Agt. Passenger Dept
8 II. II. CLARK
OLIVER W. MINK,
Z. ELLERY ANDERSON
JOHN ". DOANE
FREDERICK r COUDERT,
Receivers.
Z L LOMAX, G. P. & T. Agt.
Z DICKINSON, Gen. Manager.
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NEW SUBSCRIBERS TO THE
BROAD AK.

NEW SUBSCRIBERS TO THE
BROAD Ak
DuRINs the past two weeks we
made our third business trip to the
following cities and towns: Rich
field, Gunnison, Manti, Ephraim,
Spring City, Mt. Pleasant, Fair
view, Moroni and Nephi. And it
affords rs much pleasure in stating
that all of our two hundred and odd
readers were well pleased with our
paper, and they all renewed their
subscriptions to it without the least
hesitation. And We added the follow
ing new names to our railing list:
RIcHFIKLD.
James N. Peterson, banker. Mr..
Peterson IL also one of the direct
ors of the Utah Commercial and
Savings Bank of this city, and he
is regarded as being one of the
sharpest business men In Southern
Utah. II. E. Taylor, dealer in
clothing, boots, shoes, dry goods
and notions; H. W. Ramlose, deal
er in wines, WHISTLES and cigars;
W. A. Seegmiller, postmaster;
Hon. George 7. Bean, attorney-at.
law; Judge Bean owns one of the
best law libraries in Utah. E. W.
Mcdaniel, county attorney. Judge
Mcdaniel is considered by all as
being one of the ablest lawyers in
this State. President W. II. Seeg-
miller. While visiting Richfeld,
we spent a very pleasant evening at
the home of President and Mrs.
Seegmiller. Miss Sarah Seegmiller
rendered several very fine selections
on the organ for our benefit, and
she and her sister, Miss Minnie,
sang two beautiful songs for the
edi6cation of the Broad Ak.
GUNNIsoN.
During our visit to Gunnison we
had the pleasure of dining with Mr..
and Mrs. VIM. D. ChiIds and their
interesting family. The Broad Ak
has hundreds of warm friends
among the best ladies of Utah, but
we have no better friend than Mrs.
VIM. d. Childs of Gunnison.
John II. Hougaard, county sur
Veyor. Mr.. Hougaard is also one
Of the most successful farmers in
Sanpete valley.
EPHRAIM.
George Quinn, manufacturer and
dealer In harness, saddles and col
lars. Mr.. Quinn is one of Eph-
rains best and most enterprising
business men. He carries one of the
largest stocks of handmade harness
In Utah.
SPRING CITY.
John P. Johnson, postmaster.
Mt. PLEASANT.
John N. Erickson, postmaster.
FAIKvIKw.
Andrew W. Amenson. dealer in |
butter, eggs and chickens.
Judge E. v. Higgins, P. p. |
Christensen, Sheriff of Juab |
Joel F. Grover, county
clerk; Chas. E. Abbott, county |
treasurer; Jas. N. Louder, county |
assessor. All of the old Repubi-
an officials kept the county Offices
ooking like hog-pens, but the new
Democratic county officials have
,earranged and refurnished all of
he Offices, and now everything is
n apple-pie order and looking as
fright and a. neat as Q bran new
,in. Other new readers of the
Broad Ak are the following:
EuREKA.
James Tucker, manager of the
Hatfield House; Jos. s. Hyde, mer-
liant; Jackson c. McChrystal,
ounty surveyor and miner.
MAMMOTH.
B. N. Cornish, dealer in watches,
swelry, clothing, hats, shoes, books
nd notions; W. M. Moss, agent
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CURE CONSUMPTION.
4. a: sleeaA, N. G., the GFSAs ChemIss
AmA sc1enstBs, OfaFs - send FREE,
% the Afflicted. three BOIGlaa Of
HI Newly discovered Rene.
dfos 90 Cur0 ConsumDgfOn
and All Lun1 TROublNm.

- 40 -@A AHS@DaN~
Nothing could be airer, more philanthropic
or carry more joy in its wake than the offer Of
7. A. Slocum, NJ. c.. Of 90 Pine street, New
York City.
Confident that be has discovered an absolute
cure for consumption and all pulmonary COM
plants, and 70 make its great merits known, he
will send. free, three bottles (the Slocum new
system Of medicine) to any reader Of the BROAD
Ak, who is suffering from chest, throat and lung
troubles or consumption.
He invites those DESTROYS of obtaining the
remedies to simply send him their express and
postofhce address, and receive in return the
three free bottles.
Already this new scientific course of medi-
cine has permanently cured thousands Of ap-
parently hopeless cases.
He considers il his religious duty duty
which he owes to humanity-to donEie his infai-
lible cure.
Offered freely. apart from its inherent strength.
IS enough to commend il, and more 50 Is the
perfect confidence of the great chemist making
the offer.
He has proved consumption to be a curable
disease beyond any doubt
There viii be no mistake in ssndinR-the mis-
take viii be in overlooking the Doctors gener-
Gus invitation. He has on file in his American
and European laboratories thousands Of testimo-
mails ofexpenence from those cured, in all parts
Of the world.
Delays are dangerous: mail your address to
q. A. Slocum, NJ. C., % Pine street, New
York. and when writing the Doctor, please men-
ton reading this article in the BROAD AK.
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Passengers going East for business, will natur-
ally graVltate 70 Chicago, As the great commercial
center. Passengers re-ysiting friends relatives
In the Eastern States always desire take in''
chicago en- route. All classes of passengers will
md that the short Line'' of the chicago, Nh
Wauke- & -. PAUL Hallway, via Omaha
and Council Bluffs, affords exec lent facilities to
reach their destinations IN a manner that will DO
sure TO give the utmost satisfaction
A reference to the time tables will indicate tn
route 70 be chosen, and, by asBing any principal
agent west OF the Missouri River for a ticket over
the chicago, Council BIuffs a Omaha
SNORT Line of the chicago, JIllkaukee
a -. Paul Hallway, you will be cheerfulIy
furnished with the proper passport via Omaha and
Chicago. Please note that all of the short Line''
trains arrive In Chicago In ample time to connect
with the express trains Of all the greaI through CO
lines TO the principal Eastern cities.
For additional particulars, time tables, maps
tc., please call on or address,
ALEX MITCHELL.
Commercial Agent,
SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH
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Ticket ONCE, Is w. End So.
DENVER ( RIO HRAT1E

The Scenic Line of the World.
The only line running two through
fAst Trains daily % LsadVtIIs, Aspen,
Pueblo, Colorado Springs and Denver.
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ERRECTIyE APRIL 20. Isse.

Train No. leaves Ogden Gas An; Salt Lake
40 o. m; arrives At Pueblo $50 m; Colorado
Springs 7:l1 M; Denver $50 q N; Cripple
Greek y6o O. m
Train No. 4 leaves Ogden at 6S5 D N; Salt Lake
$40 ?. m; arrives at Pueblo Sis D m; Colorado
Springs e:4S p. m; Denver 9-2o p. m.
Connections made at Pueblo, Colorado Springs
and Denver with all lines east. Elegant day
coaches, chair cars and Pullman sleepers on ali
trainA Take the d. & Z. g, and have q comfort
able trip and enjoy the finest scenery on the
continent Shortest line 70 Cripple Creek, Colo
RADIOS great gold camp.
A. s. HUGHES Trafhc Manager, Denver, Col
8. K HOOPER, G. P. & 7. A, Denver. Col
B. T. EEVINs, Genera Agent
r. N. CUSHING, T. p. A
SALT LAKE CITY.
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James Tucker, manager of the
Hatfield House; Jos. 8. Hyde, mer-
chant; Jackson c. McChrystal,
county surveyor and miner.
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GUNNIsoN.

During our visit to Gunnison we
had the pleasure of dining with Mr..
and Mrs. VIM. d. ChiIds and their
interesting family. The Broad Ak
has hundreds of warm friends
among the best ladies of Utah, but
we have no better friend than Mrs.
VIM. d. Childs of Gunnison.
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MANTI.

John II. Hougaard, county sur
veyor. Mr.. Hougaard is also one
OF the most successful farmers in
Sanpete valley.
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KUREKA.

Dro3o AK arc bne IOuOWlnS:
KUREKA.
James Tucker, manager of the
Hatfield House; Jos. 8. Hyde, mer-
chant; Jackson c. McChrystal,
county surveyor and miner.
B. N. Cornish, dealer in watches,
jewelry, clothing, hats, shoes, books
and notions; W. M. Moss, agent
for the Rio Grande Western rail-
way.
Miss Mary Brown, deputy as
SCISSOR of Utah county. Miss Brown
Is one of Provo's fairest and bright.
est daughters, and she has been q
very hard worker for the cause of
Democracy.
AMKRIcAN FORK.
]. j. Meccer, county assessor OF
Utah county.
PARK CITY.
Peter Clark & Co., dealers, In
wines, liquors and cigars; James
P. Quinn, miner; ]. II. Deming,
assistant cashier of the First Na-
tional bank; Rasband Bros, dealers
in all kinds Of meats, vegetables,
butter, eggs, game and fish.
State Senators: ]. V. Robinson,
n. E. johnson, w. q. Nebeker. |
Members Of the Lower House:
d. s. Cook, w. II. 0Brien, N. c.
Sorensen, James 3. Forshee, Hiatt |
Maxfeld, v. P. Martin, Angus Nc
KAY, Mrs. 3. K. La Barthe, Daniel
AangaD. ]
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EPHRAIM.

George Quinn, manufacturer and
dealer in harness, saddles and col
lars. Mr.. Quinn is one of Eph-
rains best and most enterprising
business men. He carries one of the
largest stocks of handmade harness
In Utah.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-04-14

Somebody has been investigating
the relation of the number thirteen
with the career of Nansen, the Swed.
ish explorer. Among the facts he pre-,
cents are the following: The expedi.
tion numbered at first twelve men, till
thirteenth was picked up in a port
on the way North; no Que of the thir.
teens ever, lost his life. On March
49, 1895, Nansen decided to leave the
ship himself and press north with one
companion. The Fran struck "a souther.
iy current on January 13, 1896, and on
August l3 she gained free water and
Nansen reached land again. On Feb.
.ruary ID, 1896, the false report wns
telegraphed that he had been seen in
Siberia. Three times were litters of
thirteen pups born in Nansen's pack
OF Esquimau dogs, though it israre that
more than six appear in a litter. And
inally tits said thOt thirteen publishers
attempted to secute the publication
OF Nansen's book, giving his report of
his adventures.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-04-14

The last OF tho, old toll gates in
Connecticut has been removed. and
now there is not n road in the State
that is not free to all who drive. walk
or ride. The day when the toll road
served useful purpose has passed,
comments the American Cultivator.
Popular knowledge on the question of
road making has increased, making
many of the free roads better than
come that have long required n toll
to be paid for using them. It is q
particular injustice to the farmers
who, by undertaking, have i'm Bowed
their land for cultivation, AMI have
thus done most of tho improvement
that has been made in country roads,
are obliged TO pay toll for the use
or improvements which their labor
and money have accomplished.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-04-14

One of the curiosities of commerce
Is French report on the caravan
trade OF the Libyan Desert and the
opening of new trade route. To this
is appended q list of prices in Bornu
last year. Nothing could show more
strikingly the difference between the
value OF articles at the place of pro.
duction and at the place of consump.
tlon, OF the universal readiness TO sell
cheap what we have in order to INV
high prices for what we have not.
Hreen glass Seads were worth two
Maria Theresa dollars per oke eco
pounds). Ivory was worth thirty
Maria Theresa dollars for forty okes.
An equal weight of green glass beads
was worth $50, SO that the beads were
worth nearly three times as much as
ivory in the Bornu market. White
and black ostrich feathers were worth
s2.5O per oke, which was exactly the
price OF soap. Slaves were worth from
BS to 81 a head, while Martini Henry
rides were worth 500 each, and oven
the cartridges we're Worth half Maria
Theresa dollar apiece.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-04-14
SCIENTIFIC AND INDUSTRIAL.

A wild elephant has keen sense OF
smell. At distance OF 1000 yards it
can scent an enemy.
Compared with other large Euro.
pean towns, London Is easily at the
head for the magnitude of its electric
al supply.
Numerous experiments to determine
the best fire.resisting materials for the
construction of doors have proved that
wood covered with tin resists fire bet.
ter than an iron door.
While Emperor Francis Joseph OF
Austria was visiting Bucharest, after
the formal opening of the Iron Gates
of the Danube Canal, he bestowed on
Queen Elizabeth of Roumanis Cur
men SYLVIA the order of merit for
science and art.
The remarkable popularity OF the
new dark rays, or "critical rays" re.
ported by Professor L. Friedrich, OF
Elbing, Prussia, is that photographs
by them of the living hand show the
bones, while only the flesh is seen il
the hand is dead.
Biris dItter very much IN the heights
to which they commonly ascend. The
condor, the largest of vultures and OF
all flying birds, has been observed
soaring over twenty -nine thousand
feet, or about five mile and half
above the level of the sea.
Persian papier- -maohe articles are
made out OF Bibles sent out by British
mission societies, according to Mr..
Hodgetts, a recent trav eler in the
East. He quotes the British consul
at Tabreez as saying: "You have no
ideG what boon those Bibles are to
the village industries of Persia"
A present of some deer from Queen
Victoria is said to have been t. the
French colony OF New Caledonia a
pest similar to that OF tho rabbits in
Australia and the mongoose in Jamaicl.
The deer have multiplied with great
rapidity, and now invade the planta-
tions, causing great loss to the farmers.
Petroleum is extensively used in
Russia as local application for the
cure of gout, rheumatism, eczema and
other chronic skin diseases. The city
of Eiizabethpol' conducts an establish
meut called "Naphthalan, on the
style of watering place, where 500 to
600 patients are annually treated.
Gratifying results are claimed.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-04-14
"wen, keep it, thon; guess 1 car

well, keep it, thon; 1 guess l car
watch you"
1T this moment ALT and Sarey came
around tho house. ALI bringing
q large jug in his haud. The young
mans quick eye took in the situation
of the two men in the road, and in the
twinkling of an eye his revolver
flashed to q dead level with the in.
formers breast.
Hold on minute, ALL" shouted
Bob. 'I'm fairly took, and 1 guess
I'd better go with him"
All quickly looked into the eyes of
his cousin, anil the two men seemed
to understand each other.
"Pass the cider over here, Slrey.
and I'll drink you a farewell for a
while," said Bob, smiling.
Sarey passed the cider in silence,
never once looking at Tom, who took
the gourd offered him by Tom and
drank.
Snow I'm ready. Good.by, Alfi
Good.by, Sareyl" said Bob, as he
mounted his horse. Tom mounted,
and the two men, captive and captor,
rode away in the soft light of the lin
gering sunset. When they reached the
tuln in the road Bob looked back and
lifted his broad. brimmeI hat to Alf
and Sarey, who we're standing side by
side gazing after him. Then they
faded from view, and the two horse.
men rode on in silence. They were
approaching the brook at the foot of
the hill, when Bob spoke.
"Tom, l never would take no mean
advantage of feller; so I'll tell you
now, hits you or me. Pull your gun !"
Instantly two revolvers leaped to
level in the gathering light, and four
shots passed with what seemed like
two simultaneous reports.
ALI heard them, and, weapon in
hand, sprang down the road, closely
followed by Sarey. A riderless horse
swept by them at the turn of the hill (;
and when they reached the sandy level
near the brook they found two lifeless
forms lying close together in the mar
row road.
Bob Rankin and Tom Drake had
settled the question OF honor between
themselves, and had settled the ques-
ton of love for ALI and Sarey.
Puritan.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-04-14
A Remarkable Mexican.

Alexandra Ruiz, Mexican antigua.
rian and traveller, whose collection of
antique curios, paintings aud carvings
fills a private museum at his home in
Puebla, Mexico, at the age of seventy
is learning the English language as a
means of occupying his time. He has
travelled in almost all parts Of the
world, collecting whatever of interest
was old. He has been an intimate
friend OF President Diaz since long
before the time of his elevation to the
Chief Magistracy of Mexico, and the
President visits his home whenever he
travels through Puebla.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-04-14
WHERE IS WISDOM

They say that he Is wisest who can Glways
listen best;
Who thinks in silence, and 30 leaves the
talking for tho rest.
Thi4 may be so; but there are fools who pass
as wise to-day,
Be9Iuse they sit aud listen and have nothing
much to soy
But s!syI Is that man, after all, not passing
wis3 who knows
Enough TO hide this ignorance that talking
would expo5e2
Cleveland Leader.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-04-14
Her Bones Brittle as Chalk.

Mrs. Mae Wilcox, of Bainbridge,
Penn, has a peculiar disease. Her
bones have become as brittle as chalk,
and she is compelled to wear a plaster
cast. Recently she was carefully
pIacs in a carriage kE drive, when
n sligbt ioit of0i 6T wac wa47aused the
fracture Of her left hip. "hefs'o'niuAit. \
tion puzzles the physicians of thEi
section of the State. New York Press.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-04-14
Device to Dry the Hair.

To dry the hair quickly a new dc.
vice has a cylinder, with teeth project,
ing from its side, in the interior of
which IS a flame of lire fed by a Ieser-
yoir in the handle, from which a wick
runs into the cylinder, thus producing
sufficient heat to dry the hair as it
passes over the drier, Rams Horn.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-04-14
A CHANCE TO sHINE.

'It shall be my ambition, father"
said the young man who had finished
his education, "to keep the family
name free from stain"
Gan right, said the o'd man, "Tell
Mike TO give you tho whiting and
ammoniI and then yol go ont and
polish up the sign" - Indianapolis
Journal.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-04-14

The important paper on "a Pre-
Columbisn Discovery Of America,
published some two years ago by Mr..
Youle Oldham, late lecturer on geog.
raphy at Owens College, England, is
again brought into prominence in the
current number of the Geographical
Journal, says the Manchester Eng.
land) Guardian. The facts are, short,
IA that in a manuscript map of the
wesI coast of Africa, drawn in 1448, bv
Andrea Blanco, there is an extensive
coast line indicated towards the south
west of Cape Verde. Along this is
half-indecipherable legend, which Mr..
Oldham reads ''isola otinticha xe Tonga
ponente 1900 mia )" that is, "island
authenticated, distant towards the
west 1900 miles. In the hands of un.
believers the words can be interpreted
Inherently, according to the bias of
their unbelief, after the fashion ridi-
euled by Dickens. But Mr.. J. Batalha
Refs defends the reading here quoted,
&nd criticises in detail the objections
urged against it by Signor Errari ami
others; for example, the alleged ien6
rance of the Portuguese goverbm ut
on the matter, und the sileAce of his
torians. While strongly supporting
Mr.: Oldhom's Conclusions, he warns
MS agalpstTaseuming as proved that
HIhtah IS only at present shown to be
0sable 1t will be observed that
~ uoast OF Brazil, which is here in
1uestiou, was thus apparently discoy-
cred nearly half century before Co.
umhuc made his famous voyage.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-04-14
A SIGN OF PROSPERITY

"We'll tackle HiggIus's houso TO.
night" said the managing dire tor of
the Burgling Syndicate to his first AS.
sistant.
81 didn't suppose ho had anything
worth stealing" replied the latter.
"He must have. He bought q Lur.
glar alarm to-day. Life.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-04-14

Europe has Increased it's population
by sixty.two per cent. within the last
sixty two years, but in the same time
10000, 10 OF its inhabitants have emi.
grated to other countries.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-04-14

BY recent decision OF Paris court
"conirme gambling" is regarded as
sufficient grounl for divorce. A
good many impecunious foreign noble.
! men will doubtless continue to regard
it as also a sufficient ground for mar.
riaoa
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-04-14
sIIn saowED MN saE LIKrp mI.

"Do you think your sister likes me,
Tommy"
ayes. She stood mp for you at din.
ner."
"Stood up for me Was anybody
saying anything against me?"
"No; nothing much. Father ssIl
he thought you were rather donkey,
but sis got up aud said you weren't,
and told father he ought TO know het
ter than Judge man by his looks. -
Comic Cuts.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-04-14
UNEzpEcIrD.

Haven't you forgotten somsthing,
sir2" said the waiter TO the diner who
did not believe IN tips.
'If have you may keep it for your
honesty"
"Hhank you, sir. You left this
pocketbook on your chair. 1t prob
ably slipped from your pocket. -
Philadelphia Press.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-04-14
ELUCIDATED.

"Why does everyone watch q newly
married coupler
"lSingle people watch them because
they expect to see some love.makipg,
and married people because they ex.
pect to see a quarrel.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-04-14
INHERITED HIS BAD AIM,

"His aim in life seems to be a poor
ope."
''Yes; he inherits that from his
mother. 1 once saw her throw q stone
at dog in the street and hit her hus.
oand in the back yard. Belfast
News.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-04-14
A CRACK AT HIMSELF.

Mr.. Elwell-''It's strange, but true,
nevertheless, that the biggest fools al
ways mliry the prettiest girls"
Mrs. Elwell-"Oh, now, 60 on, you
hatterer. Dublin World.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-04-14
A MORNING CALL.

Mrs. Gadd-"I'm nearly tired to
death; was at Mrs. NSbb's party last
night"
Mrs. Gabb-'1 didn't go; in fact,
lid not get m invitation. We're
there many there?'
ooh, mol 1t was very select. -
New York Weekly.