The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1897-06-20
POSTSCRIPTS.

POSTSCRIPTS.
It's now Hawaii And nextf
After sixty years Victoria Is still VIC
toria r.
This week London will listen TO her tubt-
lee singers.
Long John Wiley has probably gone for
good. So long. John.
So far as Queen Lii is concerned. the
lady doth protest too much.
The receiver is not so bad as the thief
when he eats poached eggs.
1t might be we'll il the senate would pass
a prohibltory duty on Vests.
From this time on the days and bicycle
skirts Will be getting shorter.
AT any rate we can look at circus posters
and make believe it's summer.
II is to be hoped that Debs will not start
his colony at raising cucumbers.
Mckinley seems TO think we can sand
witch islands among our territories.
II Is funny that man should worry
most about money when he hasn't any
To make good French president
hnr h.
Congress is rather an expensive luxury.
as Uncle Sam will find out when he pays
this little tariff bill.
An Eastern poet knew what he was
talking about when he asked: What is
so raw as a day in June?'
II the weather man has any regard for
his own safety he will steer clear OF poo
pie who run soda fountains.
By this time few applications ought TO
have been filed for some of the Federal Of
fees in the territory OF Hawaii.
The worst case yet, according TO q Gin
cinnati paper. Is from the Barr family.
Perhaps 1t would be we'll not 10 say any,
thing more about Turkish cruelty to Ar
menians until the Urbana affair has blown
over.
They have seen a sea serpent one hun
dred feet long down in Maine. and the
Maine liquor law was passed over atty
years ago.
One satisfaction In Fay and Wiley going
over 10 the Pops should be gathered from
the fact that they have burned their
bridges behind them.
The fellow who sent over the news
about the queens purpose to aodicate Is
probably the same man who furnished the
news about her blindness.
The Barnato family must have been
very large one. judging from the number
OF poor relations who have sprung up
since the diamond kings death.
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II Canada should decide to exclude
American workers from her territory II
would rot be necessary 20 call The extradi-
ton laws into use so frequently.
The thousands OF young men and women
who are 10 graduate this year from or
schools and colleges viii now begin TO
know how much they don't know.
Dr. Mary Walker argued case before
a Justice OF the supreme court OF Aassa-
chusetts recently and the Judge had the
advantage. being In i position 20 get In
the last word
Horseless carriages are 20 be put in use
N Paris 80 that there Will be no dtfaculty
in getting choice be@fsteaks az tire Par
sian restaurants for some time after the
vehicles are in operation
The Boston Journal says that Mr. r s
Hammond. OF that city. proposes 10
change she climate OF New England BY
damming the Strait o. Bells Isle. He
would thus abolish the east winds and
obviate the necessity OF d4naning them.
Twenty governors vii Re present az the
dedication % the Logan monument in Chi
cago ana II those from North and South
Carolina are in attendance there viii no
doubt re much cordially between me rep
resentAeives o. the different common
wealthz
To have her or 70 have her not.
Is what we all are asking.
Shall far Ha@aM go alone
Or with ourselves be oasktug
Beneath the flag Of Uncle sam
Win all her beat relations:
Or shall she a1a destiny
A-nghtiag other nat!ons2
Considering facts just as taey are.
Upon the whole us better
To take her now. for IL We don't.
Some other sel.c Il get aey.