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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-09-30
the Presbyterians and in Ireland among

| the PreSbyterldnS and In ireland among
the Catholics
| Professional characteristics that rem
der the clergy unpopular in England go
to show that it is the man of the Estab-
| lishment who incurs obloquy. Among
| their characteristics is ofiicialiSm. The
rector and curate "a century ago mixed
in family life and became one of US:
he mas nowadays ceased to be man.
and become rather an official" While
distinctions Of dress and caste have
been melted away in modern society, so
| that a laborer may approach duke
and i BRIDESMAIDS clerk is not indiffer
emit in costume from a May Fair man,
among the clergy uniform separates
ecclesiastics more and more from ordi-
nary life. The clergy, though seeming
" never without some outward sign of
their calling, have allowed themselves
TO become more priestly with the days.
and now they are stiffness itself"
Again, "narrowness of training" is
alleged to be another ground Of es
arrangement from the people. Univer-
sity associations follow the curate or
rector to his parish, where they are in
congruous with his situation. When he
comes to deal with conduct he is igno-
rant of its great natural principles, and
can only estimate it from the conven-
tons of one-sided and artificial siciety.
Finally, the English clergyman is said
to have gravitated to the constituency
of elderly spinsters, who seem drawn
by some strange fascination TO NEEDLE
in church work" Our critic says, with
more force in England that in America.
as in this country women are revered
interests. "a man who does not spend
as much time with his own sex as he
does with the other loses influence over
men, and loses worth in himself" In
this arraignment II is noticeable that
complaint is not made of the supercil-
iousness of established clergymen
toward the sects, of oppression in refus
ing graves in the churchyard 10 unbap
tized or dissenting people, of tithe-gath-
ering, or priestly theology, of social ar
roSance. On the contrary, it is said
that the minister tries TO be hearty and !
only becomes boisterOus. In some way |
he has become unlike Christ, who was !
the idol of the populace, and never |
the subject OF jest. He has grown es-
tranged from practical life; he intrench
es himself in a caste indicated by love |
of uniform his training and tastes are
ope-sded; he is dominated by women
active in church work; he has parted
with mSsculinity. Like causes might
make American ministers unpopular;
but they have not done so yet.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-09-30
AND wHAF ABOUT TaIs.

Dollar w heat Is twin with Republican
success In 1883, under Arthur. the aver.
age price Of whest Was ninety lone cents .
bushei. Daring Ctsveisad's first term tn G
average was sixty weight cents When Har-
rison was president wheat S,ried from
eighty-tour cents to nsnery-three cents
Cieveia nd's second election sent 50 down NJ
once to sIxty-three cents. and IL eoatinurd
to tumble until II reached forty-nine cea,s
the lowest price la = century. In the fir.t
months Of Mckinlsy's administration doh
tar wheat has returned.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-09-30
Mtnis;er-' Hih'a

An Englishman has invented a Bible
with two rollers set in The cover on which
may be wound roll Of paper containing
sermon, or The paper may De used for
taking notes in meetings. etc.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-09-30
Cour, N.aa~r. G-or,,.

Judge Red. OF the Atlanta OGe.) city
court has recently found i necessary 70
issue az order prohibiting attorneys from
eating peanuts while tie cou-, s IL seq
sicr-
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-09-30
Americas wom-n Hoaor,d

Mrs May French Sherman. TIE African
explorer. recently elected q member OF ne
English Royal GeoEraphicasl society. Is The
only woman ever thus h3nor-t SIZE L A.
American by birth.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-09-30

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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-09-30

Eileen Ro~ena Victoria Diamond jubilee
Nasg and Queesie Victoria Williams are
The names 10 which Two little English girls
are condemned til married on account OF
TIE recent celebration in England.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-09-30

The government of Guatemala should i'm
port a few federal courts and get out in
functions against revolution.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-09-30

War with Spain means one thing surely
the whole country getting down on its
knees in alteration of Minister Woodford's
side whiskers.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-09-30

If Luetguert is cleared, he will quit the
sausage business forever. 1t always was
business fertile in suspicious.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-09-30

Governor Pingree has disappeared, just
now. too, when the worlds supply Of po-
tatoes is over 1000. 900 bushels short.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-09-30

When the Chicago police decide that
man is guilty, they look upon any attempt
on his part TO make a defense as the
sheerest effrontery.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-09-30

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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-09-30

Topeka IS making a great deal OF noise
about the royal procession and the royal
queen and the royal throne. What aris-
tocracy Kansas is in Topeka. and il is
made up principally OF people who serve
cold biscuits 10 state legislators.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-09-30

The wheat crop of France is over a
fourth short, thanks to Major Mckinley.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-09-30

for speech from Mr.. Coin Harvey. This
year it is Bryan. Next year it may be
some one else. Free silver is bad
brOnchO
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-09-30

Some experts boiled a body in caust.c
potash and it entirely disappeared More
experts boiled body in csustic potash
ard il did not disappear. Now the experts
a. Lnetgueri's trial ara 10 nearer together
than TWO disputants on a theological Ques-
r.on
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-09-30

Pingree has disappeared. So has Andree
II is bad year for the double es.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-09-30

Eugene V. Debs says: Strikes don't
pay. They always fail The relatives OF
the men who were killed during Debs
famous strike will be pleased to read this,
no doliht
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-09-30

Texas is just in that state of mind which
leads man, upon learning that MS neigh
boris kid has measles, to grab UP a val:se
and scoot for the north and immunity.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-09-30

The Boston club wins the baseball pen
nant. and Boston of all the great cities
remains the first in ball. the first in brain
and the first in beans
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-09-30

The bigges: thing in the country Is the
race for mayor Of Greater New York
Henry George win lead the Democrats.
Tracy the Republicans. and Seth Low the
Independents. Low is supposed 10 be in
the lead.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-09-30

The grand Jury in southern Indiana re-
fuses 70 indict the lynchers. Governor
Mounts may have another fit, but he can't
coerce a grand jury. Public sentiment is
stu in possession OF the scepter in this
country.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-09-30

Some one has suggested Ed. Little as a
subject for statue Of a Kansas man IN
The national capitol. The statues. how
ever, must be Of marble and the only thing
suitable IN Mr.. LittIe's case would be
brass
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-09-30

p Martin & Co. dry goods, Hutchinson.
say: Our goods soar aIoft and revei r.
the clouds OF style. while cur prices re
msin in the reach @, the most economical
and prudent purchaser" tbs e fowery,
hui original and taking.
The Lamar register., 1897-11-13
No-To-Rac for Fifty Cent..

men strong blood pare. soc 81. An druegists
The Lamar register., 1897-11-13
A Railway Ineid.n,.

sleeping-car passenger on train
running into Portland, Ore. stroiIed
into the smoking car and took seat
jus, ahead OF a squaw. He was pufing
vigorously at a cigar. and the Indian
woman got more Of the smoke than she
liked. She protested in pantomime to
the conductor, who. being something Of
a vag, indicated that she should make
use of an immense umbrella she had
by bringing II down on the mans
head. She naturally presumed that
the conductors authority was ail-suni-
cient, and forthwith acted on his sug-
gestion with native yigor. The mans
hat was knocked down over his eyes
and all but ruined, and the cigar Was
sent spinning galley west. When he
got out OF his hat he turned with not
inexplieable ferocity upon his assaiI-
ant. hut the squaw merely looked at
him with aboriginal immobility of
countenance and wouldn't understand
either English or sign language, and
while the other passengers were con-
vulsed with merriment ne had to re-
treat to another car New York Sun.
The Lamar register., 1897-11-13
AusrR,ANV,MANcs-
Alleged Marriage of -sreh,iukr 10 the
Daughter of an Easin.er.

Daughter of EaEinser.
A sensational statement has been
disseminated by several Continental
newspapers 10 the effect that the Arch
duke Franz Ferdinand. /. presump-
tive TO the Austrian throne. and who
represented the Austrian Court at the
queens jubilee. had been secretly mar
ried TO one Frauiein Hussman. daugh i,
ter OF an engineer a; Kohischeid. A
brother of the lady is a Roman Cath
olic priest at Ruhrort, and another is
retured cloth merchant at Essen.
There was some tendency to suspend
judgment before rejecting these reports,
which originated at AIx-la-Chapelle.
because Of the well known romantic
propensities of the members OF the
house OF Hapsburg One of these arch
dukes married village postmaster's
daughter. another welded an actress
and yet another casting his royal rank
to the winds and taking Il plebian sta
tion. welded an Austrian soubrette.
and sailed away into oblivion. A very
emphatic semi-ofifcial denial was
promptly issued at Vienna. describing
the alleged marriage as "a ridiculous
invention" Thereupon the Vienna pa
pers began to busy themselves with
inquiries concerning the archduke's
movements. Last week. II Is stated,
his imperial highness passed seyeraI
days in Styria, and he is now In Hun
gary, whittier be went. according to re-
port, TO take part in the reception OF
the German emperor AS regarding the
state Of health Of his imperial high
ness, be IL said 70 have struck every
one in Hungary with his robust ap.
pearapee. However. the following sx-
iraordinary explanation OF the rumors
was published in Berlin by the Krenz
z@itung. q highly responsible eouser-
vatiVe paper. which describes that .he
whole story originated In a barefaced
fraud by designing scoundrel VINO
passed himself on as the Austrian heir
presumptiye. The supposed archduke
addressed himself to the young lady as
Dr. Arend. medical assistant, and when
established in the faraIly's good grnees
revealed hts pretended fmperial status
ne persuaded the young lady to go 10
London to be married ON Septem-
Der sth she celebrated her birthday in
the midst OF a large family circle a;
the house OF her brother. a Catholic
priest, the future bridegroom also be-
ing present. On September 10th the
couple disappeared. the young lady
leaving a letter. In which she stated
she was going into "the wide world"
1t is feared. adds the Kreuz zeitung.
ths; tho soi-disant doctor Is an agent
for procuring girls. since IL appears
that he made attempts to take away
the young sister of his fiance also, but
without success. The missing girl was
the possessor Of a little fortune OF
about forty thousand marks In cash.
which she had probably taken with
The Lamar register., 1897-11-13
pont Tobacco splr ard smoae Your Lie AWAY.

oout ioc1SSo Scff aEi SMoNc Tour Lie AWAY
To quit tohacro easily and forever. be mag
netie fun OF life nerve and ygor take No-ro-
Bkc the wonder-worker. that makes weak raen
strong All druggists so. or si. Cure Kusran-
teed. Booklet and sample free Address
Sterling Remedy Co. Chicago or New York
Women. ID order 10 ~ admitted to Aus.
tran universities. must be az leass eighteen
Austrian birth.
To CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY.
Take Laxative Brpfno Qutnine Tablets All
Druggists refund the money II il fails 70 sc
palms In winterl-' ..indesi she does, she
always wheedles some OF the neighbors info
keeping hers"
when ! refused Charley TIntype what do
yoa suppose he didf" II cant imagine"
Dolly Peacock
prevented .qnlrs consumption. Mr.. Lacy
Wallace. Mauustte. kans-. Dee y, 1895
..It 4. queer. after all.~ swhat is aueerr-.
How al these men xhe arr said to be
to keep out Of the asyiums"
Star tobacco Is the leading brand Of
the world, because it is the best,
Then yoe dou't Judge Clergyman By his
bearing and Trnssrks IN the pulpitE' -Sa,
judge him fv the way he talks Ht the gro
Gerry Monday marnlng
So-To-Rac for Fitty ceat..
Guaranteed tobacco hAstt CURE makes weak
men stronE blood pare Soc Al. An druggists
Yen sre thsrn In my Pssh., repeated
skaBdcred the villain. .'birycie craak that
gon are, Wilt he a rack 10 yenr parhF''-
Puck.
Mrs win.io~.. Soothing syrup
Tor chiidrpn te-ttin softns ths rtucSs lrfsn-
Atien Aiiays rsln. ~na res- ts eents tsttls
-.Wiliiams has new cure Tor insomnia
What i itF ssHe takr- a pitcher af,-
stairs with him and ge-- % bcd under the
Impression that be has n ee up iu Tins to
catch mifkDsn."
The Lamar register., 1897-11-13

TO quit toitacro eaSslS and forever. De mag
netic. full OF life nerve and vigor take So-ro-
Bsc. the wonder-worlSsr. that makes weak rnen
strong. All druggists. soc or si. Cure guaran-
teed Booklet and sample free Address
The Lamar register., 1897-11-13

Then y"c dou't Judge q clergyman By his
bearing and rrnssrks IN the puipitr' -Nas
judge him iv the way he taiks ~ tho geo,
Gerry Monday mHrntng
The Lamar register., 1897-11-13

..It IL queer. after all" what Is aueerf'
"How all those men who arr said to be
crazy about s,uie beautiful woman manage
to keep out Of the asyiums~
The Lamar register., 1897-11-13

Women. IN order 10 h. admitted to Aus.
TRAN universities. must he at ieasf eighteen
years otsl. graduates of a high srhSol and OF
Austrian birth.
The Lamar register., 1897-11-13

..Doe. your wife understand the care OF
palms In winter Indeed she does, she
always wheedles some OF the neighbors into
keeping hers"
The Lamar register., 1897-11-13

when refused Charley rIntype what do
yog suppose he did p u can't imagine .
..He went to our Telephone aud proposed TO
Dolly Peacock"
The Lamar register., 1897-11-13

-.Niliiams has a uew cure Tor Insomnia. -
What i itr He take a pitcher aP-
stairs with him and gcss- 20 bs,l under tho
impression that be has N be up 10 tlHsc to
catch a mifknan-"
The Lamar register., 1897-11-13

Star Tobacco Is the leading brand Of
the world, because it is tho best
The Lamar register., 1897-11-13

Fortune no longer knocks at mans
door. You must have an electric but
ton IL you want to be in the push.
The Lamar register., 1897-11-13

''Yen arr a thsFn la nay path repeated
The hero. seorufaiiS ~Ayl and WORSE
gon are ! Wilt he a rack 10 ysnr parh,''--
The Lamar register., 1897-11-13

believe my prompt use OF ptsa'e Cure
prevented qpirk c0nsnmption.-M Mrs Lncy
WaIlsee. Marlnette. kans.. Dec. u. isa5
The Lamar register., 1897-11-13

Mrs Winsio~.. Soothing syrup
Tor chidrpn te-tiins ssfsrss ths rars lrs.s
Atien slisys psin ~ina eess- ts cents bstsls
The Lamar register., 1897-11-13
no CuKE a COLD IN oNE nav.

Take LaxAtivc Broino Qutnine Tablets Au
Druggists refund the money n IL fails 70 cure ee
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-03-28
THE AMERICAN LOBSTER.
FITZSIMMONS is THE IDEAL MEMBER
OF A CLEVER AND ENTER
PRISING FAMILY.

Fitzsimmons the Second the gigantic lobster who
now adorns OF the tanks In the Aquarium, Is
not believed 10 be long for this world lie mas peen
in captivity now for more than a week and he has
not been observed a thing as yet although
persistent attempts have been made 70 tempt MS
dainty appetite He does not seem TO become ac-
customed to his environment. The water there
is, OF course. OF considerably less pressure than
that in which the big fellow was taken. and IL IL
also much too fresh to suit him DR.. Bean. the d.
rector OF the Aquarium says that the strong north
erly winds that have blown lately have driven the
salt water considerably further down the river.
and consequently the sanity OF the water that
comes into the Aquarium tanks ia much less than
usual
The experts say that strictly speaking there is
no such thing as A giant lobster. That is, he IL
not freak. He has merely been favored by
fortune He has not encountered dangerous foes.
and has succeeded in escaping the traps set for
his kind much longer than the less fortunate fel-
lows who were spawned at the same time as him
self but who have been broiled or canned or made,
into salads, To- these many years.
Fish dealers say TOO that the average weight OF
Holsters has been decreasing gradually for some
time. Not long ago 1t was about four or I'VE
pounds. but nowadays fve-poInd lobster Is some
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-03-28
HARD TINES FOR UYDER7AKERS
Tribune

From The Chicago Iripuhe
II may sound rather strange to say that the hard
,ir,as sfect the undertakers, but such II the
g.nfs il not because people cannot df1Ord 10 die
There Is no economy practised IN that direction
People still die. and the good die young. as they
AID In DAVIS gone by.
eR,tsiness has gone 10 the bowwows." said
local undertaken. We are not doing anything
comparatively
on times hard. and al business feels the
general depression. We feel II the same as the
when times are hard, the undertaken continued
..neople do not die fast as they do when times
are good This statement may sound bit odd to
you but Il IL an absolute fact Worry Kills lots or
is moi the friend OF the undertaken Then there are
suicides and cases OF death from want and ex-
noslIre but there is no money In them. The class
Of peOple who bring prOnt 10 me Undertaken are
~, - VINO are In prosperous circumstances. They
make money and they spend II. When they do
not make money they DO not spend H. When they
i've when hard times begin 10 pinch these peo-le
a little they begin 10 economic They do not I'VE
40 nigh They do not eat as rich food They DO
not 20 10 the theatre often, and they take fewer
names generally. Men walk instead OF taking a
cah they smoke fewer cigars and they buy less
whiskey All OF these things tend TO make them
rrore healthy They do not run down 50 soon
from close appllca ton 70 business
II inconsciously they are prolonging their lives
while they saving their money They 90 not
i've AZ AZ rapid gait and hence they do not die as
r.nldy They find that they can get along without
tbsf dollar luncheon at q downtown restaurant be-
for. they 20 home. and at noon they hnd a glass OF
ssv i must wear this old overcoat this winter,
and in doing so they unconsciously take more care
IN keeping II buttoncd up about the neck Ihey
are not taking of thick pun tie and putting on
small DOW and lighter suit Of clothes TO 20 out
women especially are benefited by this state OF
Affairs Where q man is likely 10 catch cold once
woman Will catch cod a dozen times. When
times are hard they do not attend many parties.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-03-28

The dress balls that women enjoy SO much are the
means ~ the undoing Of more OF them tnan any
other cause They take OF the thick, warm street
dresses tnat they in the winter, ana DISCARD
the warm headgear that is donned when JACK Frost
. comes Then they put thin gowns or some hard.
cold material They wear gowns OF TINS nature cut
low in the neck and TO finish OF they put COW
erng OF lace over their heads and sally forth TO the
opera the dance--and the grave. 49,
healthy times are hard TIMES for US The whoesal-
ers and casket manufacturers are weinign ais
couraged There il no sac for their goods. and
they cannot business with bargain bats or by
he offer prizes and novelties II s no induce
ment 10 offer a man a chance on q gold watch II
he will die and let you bury him.
Give the undertaken good times, high living and
brilliant social seasons and he Will flourish and
wax fat nut give him hard times and ne VII perish
the any one else.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-03-28

",s - ,bs nri,es for cottages on Long Island.
said a broker "it all depends on the location on
,hoss rar,s Of the island where extensive Improve
rrerts have been made and VIII ere fine buildings
have been erected rents nigh, but comfortable
and pleasantly situated small houses 20 be found
al along the shores az reasonable prices. Along
,h Nor,h shore on the Sound there are many
places for rent. some OF which were built for the
accom mediation OF summer guests and others the
homes OF people who go 10 the city or TO A watering
Mace when city jewellers seek the cooling breezes Of
the seaside At Great Neck there are few places TO
LET for less than 81 200 a season and from that price
TO $500. At oyster Bay few cottages can be rented
for about 800 for the season. and from that inquire
toN 500 and 5000 The same prices would hold good
for Sands Point. At Huntington the prices range
a trine lower. and pretty places with good water
facilities can be rented for $500 season. There Is
scarcely a point along the South Shore or on tho
Great South Bay where desirable summer homes
cannot be rented. Among the popular places are
Babylon with rents from $500 10 G.o% season;
Islip ACO TO $3.50, Quogue. $50 to $500, and Bay
Shore 500 TO s., 500"
Travel between New York and points on the Long
Island Railroad IL made comparatively cheap Tor
those who buy communication tickets. which are sold
between all points The following may serve as a
ap,nle OF the reduction made: The regular fare 10
Islip which Is forty-three miles from Long Island
CITY Is 81 80 Fifteen trips cost sl3 o. twenty trips
81 So and monthly tickets sold at the following
rates: The first month So second month. N6 third
month. si2 D. and fourth month. - &c. There are
number OF pretty cottages for rent In the various
places known as the Rockaway district. which In
cludes Far Rockaway. Wave Crest Rockawsy.