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The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1897-03-17

An acre of rich clover will pasture
eight sholts from spring to autumn. II
Of good stock, these should gain 100
pounds each. Can pork be made a
cheaPly in any other way, or Is there
any other means by which an acre Of
clover can be made 10 pay 50 well?
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1897-03-17
Bucklen's Arnica Salve.

The Best Salve in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fe-
yer Sores, letter, Chapped Hands,
Chilblains, Corns, aud all Skin Erup-
tions, and positively cures Piles, or no
pay required. 1t is guaranteed to give
perfect satisfaction or money refunded.
Price . cents per box. For sale at j.
n. Snyder's drug store. Somerset, oil
at Brallier's drug store, Beiin, Pa.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1897-03-17

Il had a bad cold which developed
into grip. Physicians gave me no re-
relief, and fl1liy tried d.. WOois
Norway Pine Syrup. Oae bottle cured
me completely. Il Is a wonderful med
icine" Jacob Hlnmies, Lyon Station,
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1897-03-17

For earlche, put a couple Of drops Of
Thomas Ecleetric Oil on bit OF cot
toa and place it in the ear. The pain
will stop in few moments. Simple
enO=sh, isn't il
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1897-03-17
Cures

Prove the merit Of Hoods Sarsaparilia - posi-
tive. perfect. permanent Cures.
Cures OF ScrolUla la severest forms. Ike
goitre. sweiled neck, running sores, lin
disease, sores in the eyes.
Cures Of salt Rheura. with lis intense itching
and burning, scald head. letter. etc
Cures Of Boils. Pimples and all other erup-
tioas due TO impure blood.
Cures Of Dyspepsia and other troubles where
good stomach tonic was needed.
Cures Of rheumatism, where patients were un-
able TO work or walk for weeks.
Cures of Catarrh by expclling the impurities
which cause and sustain the disease.
Cures of Nervousness 10y properly toning and
feeding the nerves upon pure blood
Cures Of That Tired Feeling by restoring
strength. Send for book Of cures by
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1897-03-17
Something to Depend On.

Mr.. James Jones, OF the drag firm of
Jones d Son, Cowden, ILL.,, in speaking
of DIR. Kings New Discovery, says that
last winter his wife was attacked with
La Grippe, and her case grew so serious
that physicians at Cowden and Pana
could do nothing for her. IL seemed to
develop into Hasty Consumption.
Having DIR. Kings New Discovery in
store, and selling lots of it, he took
bottle home, aud to the surprise of all
she began to get better from first dose,
and half dozen dollar bottles cured her
sound aud well. DIR. Kings New Dis
covery for Consumption, Coughs and
Colds is guaranteed to do this good
work. Try it. Free trial bottles at j.
\. Snyder's drug store, Somerset, or
Brallier's drug store, Berlin, Pa
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1897-03-17

If the system is fortified 10y Hoods 5
Sarsaparilla, which mikes ricl, rel
blood, there is little danger of sickness.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1897-03-17

Work little more by plan and sys-
tenn this spring. 1t is the only way
out Of trouble. The conditions which
confront the farmer of to-day make
discretion, careful calculation and a
keen sense of business management
absolutely essential to any marked
degree of success. The sooner We
come TO a realizing sense of this, the
better
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1897-03-17

Mich cows should always have
good, pure water TO drink. The best
water comes from a good well with the
surroundings clean and right. y
clear, running stream that is not con-
taminated is all right, but one never
knows for certain about the contamina-
tion. Ponds usually become foul and
stagnant and altogether unfit for cows
to drink from.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1897-03-17

Do not attempt to cover big field
W h little pile Of manure. Reverse
The proceedings.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1897-03-17

integrity, tried and spotless ;-errol
and prejudice were dissipated by the
radience of his talents.
BY Isaac Niswander-Gen. Wash
ington The star Of as, may his repub
lican ambition, ever be guide TO the
present and rising generations.
By Tn. Patton-Genuiue Republi
canism It inculcates freedom of opin
ion, disdanes the trammels Of party
spirit and personal hatred, and cling.
to the constitution Of the United State
rs the only durable standard of polit-
ical rectitude.
by Geo. Shaver-The day We eele-
brrte Washington, Warren and
Montgomery, look down from the
clouds with bright aspect serene.
By Capt. Graham-The Independ-
ent Blues.
BY John CofTroth-The Union Blues
of Stoystown; May success attend
them.
By Lieut.. Statler-The United States
of America United in the cabinet
and the field, the standard Of liberty
will continue to wave in deilncs OF
tyrAnts and enemies of freedom.
By :. G. Biiley-Tne heroes of ~
My their achievements Il;m tte u to
like deeds OF glory when or cbIntry
calls.
By Herman Updegrafl'-May virtue
ever direct our actions with respect Ia
ourselves justice to those with whom
we deal, mercy, love AM charity to all
mankind.
BY The Herman Cpde-
graT; OR polite entertainer; we
thank him for his good cheer.
At foar O'Clock the Volunteers and
citizens returned to town. Never have
We seen 50 much order and sobriety on
s1ch an occasion ; Notwithstanding the
company was large AMI mixed.
The following sketch OF manners in
Somerset was evidently penned b.
sufferer II now intend TO make some
remarks upon the daily observations
relative the matches. Not matches
made with slivered shingles and hrim-
stone, o= matches made in heaven ~
but such matches as are made every
day here on earth by every body ex-
cept the parties concerned.
1t i well known that the female
mind is never occupied upon any sub
ject 50 completely as upon the subject
of match making. You will agree 10
the truth of this remark, am sure, il
you ever visit the ladies ; for you may
and will always hear this subject intro
duced in every circle, composed Of fe-
males, into which you may have the
felicity of being admitted. NDg, if a
young fellow is seen going TO church
with girl by a female acquaintance, OF
he or she, it is instantly reported that
he is eourting she, or paying attention
to her-or-he visits her-or-keeps
her company, &c. &c. g.. Now, the
parties who assent to and spread this
tale, know nothing about the aifiir.
Why, sir, happened to call on Miss
Tiffany last Sunday, aud, out Of mere
civility, waited upon her to meeting,
aud, believe me, sir, on the Monday
evening following, heard it pronouac-
ed, in three or four different houses,
where called to stop a moment, that
| was paying attention 70 Miss Tiffany.
y Nv, sir, 50 far am from any such in
teation, that always wished the d
hal Miss Tiffany, and many other
Misses that | wait upon and some
Zines see home in the dark. And
write this merely to let the girls know
thit man may accompany a girl to
me ting in the day time, and even to
a night lecture, without-marrying
h r Immediately.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1897-03-17
ELY BROTHERS,


56 Warren ST., New York City.
Rev. John Reid, Jr., of Great Falls,
Mont, recommended Ely's Cream
Balm to me. / can emphasize his
statement. at is a positive cure for
catarrh if used as directed. Rev.
Francis W. Poole, Pastor Central Pres.
Church, Helena, Mont.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1897-03-17

Stop drugging yourself with quack
nostrums or "cures." Get a well
known pharmaceutical remedy that
will do the work. Ca'arrh and Cold
in the head will not cause suffering if
Ely's Cream Balm is used. Druggists
will supply lOc. trial size or SOC full
size. We mail it.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1897-04-06
OLD MAN SARKEY.


lie Could Tell a Tall Yarn. but There
Were Others.
sole man Sarkey, " remarked the man
with white whiskers and nothing 70 do,
twas the dingdest Teller fur tellin on
true yarus tibet ever sec. An, like all
people at tries ter deceive their Teller
men. he got come up with at last"
How did it happenP" inquired the
storekeeper.
Ellis wust rassles weth the truth
seem ter be connected weth storms
When the conversation nd turn ON ov-
clones er tornadoes or simoons err any
seoh things, he could git the upper hand
o. his conscience better'n any man
ever knew. His favorite subject was
hailstones. ....
'Hailstones as big as hens eggsp''
"Them's his identical words. He was
allus seein 'em. We all used ter hate
ter see it cloud up fur fear it 'ud turn
inter hail an start ole man Sarkey off
treatin the truth like a football. One
day me an several more o. the boys was
passin the house, an it looked so muon
a'h>S a"Ah ehop We o'oppSu well, blE,
we hadn't got no more'n sot down than
Ole man Sarkey started in--said the sky
looked jes' like it did one time when it
hailed down hailstones thet was ez big
ez hens eggs One of his chickens that
was standin on the edge of the porch
clucked weth all her might an grabbed
him by the pants leg. But he jes' shooed
Ter away. Don't you know, some of us
fellers suspected then ez tibet chicken
was tryin ter express how shocked she
was at the way he was dealin weth
facts?"
ut seemed like an intelligent chicken,
did itF' .H#
Intelligent It's my belief tibet
chickin could "a got college diploma.
1t hadn't been rainin fur only few
minutes when it turned ter hail We
seen ole man Sankey's eyes begin ter
glisten, an we knew they was a-magni.
fyin every chunk o. ice they Int on.
seen the chickin noticin it too. Purity
soon a hailstone Lit on the norch It
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1897-04-06
J. S. Walker,
Real : Estate : Broker
AND
FINANCIAL AGENT.
Dealer in
Real Property,
Improved
or
Unimproved.
Has for Sale and Lease on
Liberal Terms.
Has for Sale and Lease on
Liberal Terms.


l. Large Lot, Makiki street, fenced, 22S
feet frontage.
2. Lot on Kinau street between A,anai
9. Lot on Lunalilo street between Alapai
"n q t a,.rna s s,.S 81. p....
5, House and Lot on Grs s,es a,,.0. 10.
tween Kapiolani and Victoria.
z, stories tories and embracing (rented stores
T. lot corner Of 4, Kinau and PiiiOi streets.
9. Lot on corner of Heulu and Keeau.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1897-04-06
RPasOBs Why.

There are two rsH-Ou- WHY
people are now paying ear fare
all the way from Waikiki to the
Palama Grocery and beck, Reason
l. 1t is the only place on the
Islands where the ceIehrntrd Sal
walton Army tea is sold Reason
2. After paying car fare both
ways patrons find they are money
in pocket by dealing at this olive
and let live" establishment. We
also deliver goods between Da
mond Head and MoanaIua free.
HARRY CANNON,
Palama Grocery.
Opposite Railway depot, King
street. Tel. 1855.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1897-04-06

Be sure and call for n glass of
the celebrated book beer with your
lunch today at the Anchor
saloon.
Torchon and Valenciennes laces
are still in great demand. l.. b.
Kerr has a choice lot, which he is
selling at lowest possible rates. A"
That picture in King Bros.
window which has attracted SO.
much attention is not the portrait
of anyone here.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1897-04-06

Mr.. Gotrox-And so you are the no.
bic fellow who rescued my wife from
in front Of the trolley car at the risk Of
your life: Take this quarter. my heroic
maa, as ~ expression of our undying
rra"i
DR. Rn-lm--All RIGHT, boss. You
ku"" ",." q / dr what the woman's
wurh. -. 10 Date.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1897-04-06
]. 7. WATERHOUSE
Good Groceries

Good Groceries
are not Injuries nova
days; they are necessities.
Competition has brought the
prices down to a point where
every one can have them. We
deal in and keep the best as
sortment in Honolulu. In
addition to Staple Groceries
we have Dried Fruits in large
variety.
PEARS,
APRICOTS,
PEACHES.
Hawaiian Poha Jam
than which there is none
better in the market. This is
the Wassman Brand.
Crosse & Blackwells.
Cream Lucca Oil in pints
and quarts.
Jams and Preserves.
California & Spanish Olives.
Huckin's Soup,
a dozen different kinds, the
best in the world.
Family Mess Pork
in FIVE pound tins.
BE- Orders by telephone
promptly filed.
IT. WATERH0USE
Queen Street.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1897-04-06
CAN'T BE BEAT!
i WHAT?

Ny $1,000 Bath Tubs, lined with bes,
quality, No. 10 zinc, 6 in. Pipe, Chain ano
Plug, with wood i'm all complete. uthe,
dealers are dumfounded, and resort to al
manner OF Tricks and Excuses.
b. not deceived, these Bath Tubs hav.
been sold TO $l4 until reduced the price
AN prepared to do all work in my lin.
and guarantee satisfaction. Estimates fur.
nished.
u you want good Job cheap for Cash
mig up Telephone S44, and 7 am youI
man.
JAS. MOTT in,
Tinsmith Il Plumber
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1897-04-06
ALLEN & ROBINSON.

Dealers in Lumber and Coal
md Building Materials of all
kinds.
Queen Street, Honolulu.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1897-08-02

been connected with the team for the past
two years. was notified that he released.
Another pitcher has been added to the force
Sonier, the crack of the Des Mones Western
association team, has been secured by the
Mill City management, and will go to Mime
apolis at once. Then, if he is. wanted on the
road he will be sent on.
The Minneapolis team will be increased at
Columbus by the addition of a catcher, Cliff
w. Latimer. He is not to replace Boyle.
who is a steady thing on the team but was
signed as an emergency payer.
The Baltimore club has released Pitcher
Blackburn, who returned to Dallas, Tex
E. O. J-Columbus won fifteen and lost
eleven of the twenty-six games played in the
other seven cities of the circuit.
Hornsby, who played short one day for
Kansas City, made three errors yesterday in
the Northern Paciic-Great Northern game.
Mack leads the Brewers in batting, .412 in
eight games. Roger Denzer beats that
Milwaukee may sign Pitcher Hermann, dis
carded by Minneapolis:
Buck Ewing wants a rule stripping in
fielders of their gloves:
Minneapolis fans, who him umpire, say
that Warner, who put George and Nyce out
of the game Saturday, is strictly a home
umpire.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1897-08-02
BROKE THEIR HOODOO.
BObOIinks Win Their First Sunday
Game at Home.

Special to the Globe.
GRAND RAPIDS. Mich, Aug. Grand
Rapids broke the hoodoo today by winning
its first Sunday game this year The local
fans had lost confidence and the attendance
at Sunday games was rapidly dwindling away
on account of the failure of the club to win.
1t remained for Pappalau, the eX-CleYelandite,
to break the spell He pitched a magnificent
game when he got warmed up after the first
inning. Figgemeier went on the slab and
was hit too freely for comfort, beside having
hard luck with his support. He was knocked
out in the fifth inning, and Phillippi took the
rubber for the rest of the game. The field
ing work of Minneapolis was clean and fast,
but two or three unfortunate plays were
very costly to the team. The two runs made
by Grand Rapids in the fourth inning when
the game was tie were the result of
Tor by Parrot at first who failed to pick up
a low throw by Eustace. McKibben had hit
safe and Twineham got life on the error,
both men making the circuit before the
sphere could be recovered. After one run
had been made in the ninth by Grand Rapids,
Boyle let one go by him and CAMEL scored.
During the five innings Figgemeier was in
the box Grand Rapids got ten hits for a
total of fourteen bases, a triple and two
doubles being among the number. For four
innings Phillippi held them down to three
singles. The two runs made by MINNEAPOLIS
In the first were the result of good work with
the stick. Eustace led off with a single
Miller met death at first base, Letchsr hit for
two bases, and singles by PARROT and Deadly
did the rest. There was considerable excite
ment in the eighth when, with one man out
P2ppalau sent two men TO first on wide balls
and an error by Griffin filled the bags. Roat
went to bat and famed the air. Ball fol-
lowed, and when three balls and two strikes
had been called on him there was great sus-
pense in the grand stand, but Pappa.au was
equal to the emergency and sent a deceptive
one across the plate and Ball struck out The
visitors were retired in succession in the
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1897-08-02
GUINEA PIGs.v
New Kind of Animal in the London
Financial 'SZoo."

Down in the city," where do conpregata
the world of spectators, promoters, brokers
and company hoaters, they have a term of
dubious origin that Is significant of deception
artfully practiced upon the unWary saws a
London letter in the Chicago Times-Herad
That term is the harmless compound guinea
pig" A docile, pretty and Interesting enough
little animal is the creature at the Zoo {"
designated by this name but the guinea
pig" of financial parance is not nearly so in
nCcent and can hardly be said to be harmless
Long experience has taught the crafty spec-
ulator in the foibles and weaknesses of the
London world that no bait is so excellent for
catching gudeons as lordly title All self
pride and sagaciOus reserve vanishcs from
the minds of Englishmen before the magic
Of a sounding title, and they hasten to fall
PROSTATE In wOrshipful ecstacy wherever a
coronet gitters or its shadow is cast There
fore the men in the city who thrive bv
trucking the credullty or tickling the vanity
of the lord-adoring public, know the value Of
titular names upon the prospectuses of curious
schemes that have not Self-commendine
merit.
When two or three willy heads who have a
mind to gather into their privy purse the I'M
employed shilings and sovereigns of a wealth
craving populace conceive a plan to the pur-
pose they organize themselves into a com
pany draw up a greed-nfiaming prospectus
and then go forth to secure a list of i'm
posing names as directors and shareholders
names that shall subdue snobdom to the pill
ancy of willing victims. " -,-.--
Now, incredible as it may appear, there
are numerous noblemen who, for goodly
sums, regularly sell their names to grace
these seductive prospectuses and these are
the honorable gentlemen who are known in
speculative circles as guinea pigs A
great part of the English nobility, as every
body knows, is as poor winter The de-
cline of agriculture has impoverished rep-
resentatives of some of the very Oldest of
the families that once wore their scutcheons
with a pride that had more than the AFRO
gance of royalty There are wide estates
the owners of which are too poor to main
tain themselves with any show of gentiIity
from their greatly diminished revenues
AS this is in which-despite the
boosted civilization of the Victorian achieve
ment-money is the god OF British idolatrv.
the getting of money is Of an Importance to
excuse any means to the end, and great
lords count it disgrace, nor do others
find it disgraceful in them to play the part
of guinea pigs" for filthy lucre. They hire
their names to schemes into the merits Of
which they have made no careful inquiry,
and for the honest and reputable management
of which they have no responsibility and in
which, it may be said fairly enough, they are
not legally involved, they figure on the
prospectuses and in the advertisements that
are expected to delude the public into buy
ing shares, but the real business trans
actions are conducted in, the names of the
original promoters, who constitute the COM
pany ii 10.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1897-08-02
QUEER PIGEON FAMILY on A sur.
Female Made Her Mate Sit on the
Eggs During the Voyage

On board the Neptune liner DeIano Cant
James, which arrived yesterday from Rotter-
dam, is a clear case of petticoat government
says the Baltimore Sun.
When the Delano left Rotterdam a pair o.
pigeons were occupying a loft on the ves.sei
appeared in the nest, over which there was
real pigeon chuckle that drew the atten-
ton of the crew. and investigation proved
that family was expected. Great care waa
taken by the sailors in wild weather to SEQ
that the mother and her eggs were not rolled
out or washed by the seas.
Then the sailors discovered that there was
more petticoat government visible il the
treatment of the male by the female than
was recognized in the ethics OF the married
men who were on board. AS an instance it
was seen that after the mother had taken Il
dog watch" keeping the eggs warm Sns
would catch her better hat by tho cellar
and drag him into the nest ana make him
take her place on the eggs. Nc sailor w1Ui1
stand such treatment SIS shat without CS.ll-
planning 10 the British consul or TIE board
of trade: The male pigeon performed his
duties without murinu: and tbs eggs. Il.
the nest promise TO yield sea oron CT pig
cons.
Again the female dragged the male into
the nest and made him take MS place o. me
eggs. Then she stood outside the nest and
spruCed her plumage, which she had clSro-
garded at sea. Then locking scFeral tiinc<
into the home and seeing th3: evcrytn Gg
was all right she raised her wigs and Hog
Capt James is bothering his head as 20 w,.t'
he will do with the orphans !; .he father
follows the mother. He hopes that immigraE-
Commissioner Robinson VIII net put ij.a
under the same bond that ne does when stow
aways escape from ships.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1897-08-02
VICTORIA AND THE JEWS.
How the Queen of England Owes
Her Throne to- Sir Moses Monte
fiOre.

In these days of the Victoria jubilee
many stories are told about the queen
empress, and all seem to interest the
public. q sd
The fact that the present lord mayor
of London is a Jew reminded a story
teller of the following incidents in the
history Of the queen. Her father, the
Duke Of Kent, was a poor man and
the intimate friend of Moses Monte
fore, one of the leading men in the
London Jewish community. They had
tastes in common, and the Jew liked
the poor nobleman because he never
asked for money, While the nobleman
admired the Jew for his charity and
honesty. Their friendship was never
threatened by discussions on political
or religious topics.
At the time when an heir was eX-
pected in the family of the Duke IF
Kent, Montefiore urged his friend to
take his wife to England, so that there
might be no obstacla in the way of
the child's advancing to the throne,
although there were then three lives
between it and the possible little Kent.
The Duke confessed that his means
would not permit him to do so, and
Montefiore urged his friend to allow
him to attend to the transportation
and housing Of the invalid duchess
The trip was made, and the Duchess
~ ASAI was dlleIlteu ny MOnCellOre'
family physician. His kindness was
never forgotten by the duke, and the
preferment Of the Jews in England
since then and the removal of OBJ
stacles which had hampered their
social, commercial and political ad-
Vancement have been attributed by
many to the kindness of Moses Monte
more, who became lord high sheriff of
London, and lived to see one of his
race premier. Jews were chosen to the
position of lord mayor, one of the
number the father of the present in
cumbent, and seventy-six years after
the nttie girl was born, on the day
when the daughter of the poor duka
was the central figure in the greatest
demonstration in the annals of the
world Jewish lord mayor welcomed
her at the gate of her royal capital.