The Republican journal., 1897-11-18

funeral was llelu FRIDAY dI = U CLOCK.
Hoods Sarsaparilla is prepared by expert
enced pharmacists who know precisely the
nature and quality of all Ingredients used.
Mamma. why do you whip me?" SIT is
because | love you, Bobbie." Well, Mann
ma, | wish YOU wouldn't love me so much"
| Brooklyn Life.
An Opportunity You Now Have
of testing the curative effects of Ely's Cream
| Balm, the most positive Cure for Catarrh
| known. Ask Your druggist for a Decent
/ trial size send 10 cents, we will mail it.
| Full size 80 cents.
| ELY BROS, sc Warren St, n Y. City.
My son was afflicted with catarrh. | in
duced him to try Ely's Cream Balm aud the
disagreeabe catarrhal smell all left him. He
appears as well as any one. j. c. Omstead,
Arcoa, III.
Hard Luck. 81 see here in the paper that
| some Teller has corner in wheat, said Mrs.
| Beanpod. "Gosh!' replied Farmer Beanpod.
Sorry fer him. l he'd whole field, and
wisht I'd he'd more" philadelphia North
| American.
Awful Experience with Heart Dis
! ease.-That DIR. Agnew's Cure for the Heart
works like magic, and cures is proven by
the testimony of Mr.. l.. j. Law, Toronto,
Can. II was so sorely troubled with heart
disease that l was unable for Is months to
| lie down in bed lest smother. After taking
one dose of DR.. Agnew's Heart Cure, re-
tired and slept soundly. l used one bottle
and the trouble has not returned.-5.
Mother Johnny, see your little brother
has the smaller apple. Did you give him
his choice, as | suggested?" Johnny
yes m. [ told him he could have his choice,
| the little one or none, and he took the little
one" Tit-Bits.
Is Catarrh Your Life's Cloud ?-Emi-
nent nose and throat specialists in daily
practice highly recommend DR.. Agnew's
| Catarrhal Powder, as safe, sure, permanent,
| painless and harmless, in all cases of Cold
in the Head, Tonsiitis, Hoarseness, and
| Catarrh. 1t gives relief in 10 minutes, and
| banished the disease like magic.-6
First Passenger "Would you-ah-lend
me your spectacles moment, please % Sec
ond Passenger: "Certainly, sir. First Pas
senger: "Ah-thank you; now, as you can
not see to read your paper, would you mind
letting me have it, please p llt-Blts.
Piles Cured in to 6 Nights-One
application gives relief DR.. Agnew' ONT
ment is boon for Itching Piles, or Blind
Bleeding Piles, it relieves quickly and per
| manently. In skin eruptlons it stands with
out rival. Thousands of testimonials if
you want evidence. IS cents.-7,
|
has voice like velvet" "Gracious Don t
talk so loud. If she should hear that, l
would have to get her lot of gowns to
match it," (Chicago Record.
| Pill-Dosed-With nauseous, big burgers,
| prejudices people against pills generally.
DR.. Agnew's Liver Pills are revolutionizing
the pill demand-They' so pleasant and
easy to take-The doses are small and so is
the price-10 cents for 40 doses. Biliousness,
Sick Headache, Constipation dispeled.
Work like a charms.
| cts real meant the young woman ex-
claimed whats the matter? her mother
| inquired. "Before married Herbert [ made
him promise to pass every evening at home
with me, and now he says he is sorry he
can't take me to the theatre without break
ing his word" [Tit-Bits.
Relief In Six Hours.
Distressing Kidney and Bladder disease
| relieved in six hours by "NEw GREAT SOUTH
| AMERICAN CURE" 1t is great surprise on
account of its exceeding promptness in re-
leving pain in bladder, kidneys and back,
! in male or female. Relieves retention OF
water almost Immediately. Ii you want
quick relief and cure this is the remedy.
Sold by a. A. Howes and Co., Druggists,
Belfast. Me. 1y2S
Working for another piece. Snow. Rob
sat down to dinner, "rememher, you must
| not ask for more pie. Robbie didn't; but he
| finished his piece with much promptness,
| took a long breath, and addressed himself
| very audiby to the guests at his right.
"Aiu't that dandy pe?' he asked. Judge.
500.
DR.. Z. Detch0n's Anti Duretlc
Nav be worth to you more than 800 if
you have child who soils bedding from in
contenence of water during sleep. Cures
old and young alike. 1t arrests the trouble
at once, 81. Sold by A. A. Howes q Co.
Druggists, Belfast, Me. 1y2S
"Hello, Brown How did you get your
face SCARED %" "Got run over by truck.
Didn't you see it coming?" "No, l was
looking over my shoulder at the new moon
for luck" indianapolis Journal
rheumatism Cured In Day.
"Mystic Cure" for Rheumatism and Neu-
ralga radically cures i'll 1 to days. Its
action upon the system is remarkable and
mysterious. 1t removes at once the cause
and the disease Immediately disappears
The rst dose greatly benefits: rs cents
Sold by A. A. Howes & Co. Druggists, Bel.
fast 4mo45
A Sure Rule 81 can tell everything tina,
How ?" "If it's poetry he begins each sen
tence with 90, and if it's prose he begins il
with H." Washington Star
T. F. Anthony, Ex- Postmaster of Promise
City, Iowa, says: 81 bought one bottle OIL
Mystic Cure for Rheumatism, and two
doses of it did me more good than any medi
Co, Druggists, Belfast. 4n45