davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Decorah-posten., 1897-07-16
Vyreiy9oomme.
6elbreoeoe oeo gDoia Is. Yinfbams
"Gegetable COMPOUND"

seq bar liot me9et al NDreipaoomnle,
Smerter / MuItlerne, 2eoeuc, Rp0geu %
Sfuibrene. 2igeleoes bapoe jeg 9ipmober.
SeipGrIi9beoer % Spioilob. Otter at bape
brust 9poia Iiutbams "ge9etable Goms
pounb", "Slopo TuriIier" ps "9iper Tils",
beianot je9 mig iom ct MT Meuuelte. Mine
Nprer CT M fulotommen %iriite." Mrs.
Maggie Bolts, 324 8uuiimaum Street, 8bilas
oelpbia, va.
"Wit SDitem bar iulbIt9no,s neobruot GA
leg leo al frp9teli9e &p9imerter % tunbe
tiapt itaa cpret. Seq baube ingeu gppetit.
Otter at bape taget gpoia Itntbdms "&eae,
table COMPOUND" er je9 tiItaset 10 9uuo i
SGgt, % leS ier beore no emo no0enIinbe
. r."-gfrs. y. &. Wortou, 1913 Soptins
Street. Cincinnati, Sbio.
gillian Grippen, Dor II ct. guoreps
Ban, 6la., tiger: "5pr leg bruete 9noia
&. Tinibams "8esetoble COMPOUND, leo
jes ! mango Gar al R~preipsbom. Smer.
terne min &ps % mine Stulore bar irua.
teli9e, Min Mienltruotion bleu ureoelmrs.
zig, o8 1e9 leb al Spioipb. Seq bleu meoet
Spo8. SEQ begpnote at BRUCE Mrs. Yint
banlS Meoicir, % ben icritc SLATE befriebe
mig tor Snerterre / &pssen o. resulerebe
Menitruntioner. Get iiernebe Smerten
bnrtlSt % belbreoebe SD9opmmen."
Decorah-posten., 1897-07-16

6niboemptraterue ct NOT liseiaa al.
tlue ladr. iom De par iijur. CERES ma.
.ic"nle GentraIfpmite er i~anmeufalSt
III at mspe / gtep gurf ben 21oe es.
aomltesn Iptteoe for ct Iar llner
fiben fit Scpsotuortsr fra Suoianupo.
liz til gasD gOri. GOrmauo gpnum
aotaIte iorIeoeu. at ban par ousrmanbe
slao ODER, at Gnlooemptraterne !
Soma, aentudp cs Sbiu bauSe beIlut.
tst ct patrRpe ielpitanoigt nnosr be
i%orsitaasnOe etutsualg pg uummers
esne eauoibntsr for Gtatsembeber.
"Wi tjemper for Grnuei1tniuaer,"
iosos ban, "os guis Softer life pil ms
o%ertette os, er bet beoj hi iinoer BET
po 10 isr 10 bsler. aampeu uil blipe
riesst BARN. be mIOtre 9eitIatsr. Gor
Organization er ! ubmarfet Stauo GA
er lite l0ranOret iiOen iiicr SSH. :
Soma bar SuIbOemotrnterne upmlne.
ret uomartebe sanOioater, u8 ben l4Oe
nj be nominere &anbioater i@eniudo. "
Decorah-posten., 1897-07-16
Rettelie.

s NIT StDffe "Sertu9inoen al Sros.
lie" er Der Ell roelaoelie5fetl, bpilteu
beoes 9~obbebsiulot rettet.
Ter ltaar: "5remtioens airie oil
life faite bort neoarpet Cub, men ben
uil @ioreue fig paa ct felesfriItelist
@runblas" O.i.p. Ser er ubelaot ct
an. 3en belle Ieriooe er iplsenoe:
"5remtioens &irte oil life faIte bort
neoarpet Cub, men ben pil iprs
enc | fig, paa ct iallesfriIteli9t @ruubs
lag, Der p%iItnof life bebsuer at pafte
tort mere eno ben apuiiuliife Grpes,
b~efienoelie, be iprifieaise. for 9anfen
mere eler minbre tilireosiiaenoe, Gil.
rettelHsnin9er at be opbe, uuosrunpe,
llse % alori9 iulot srebne eoise Sanos
beoer." q. @. Spiitenbnbl.
Decorah-posten., 1897-07-16
To the Mothers.

When you begin to discuss the ques
ton What can we do to Improve Our
Schools" you will soon arrive at the con-
cluslen that your first duty will be to find
a good teacher, one with a large heart.
a firm viii a trained head, and a healthy
body. To help you in forming a broad
conception of what your t acher should
be, ! would suggest that you read the
hrst chapter in Pages Theory and Prac.
tce OF Teaching. Though this was
written fifty years ago. still | believe
nothing better has since been written.
This book may be found in almost every
neighborhood. If you do not find il
write me- and will mail you a copy
without any expense to you.
J. BRECKENRIDGE.
Decorah-posten., 1897-07-16

piotiaft 9euis. Slater er frIsenpe:
obir 76, Tli6isan 50, Suniana 81,
Sninois So, Soma 70, Gisionri 90,
9arias 90, 9strdFd 50, 2srds 1o1.
senresItt 90, Sgtuctn 81
ginhrhpeecrS eienmmTmitIiqc Sfdno
or 81. Q. buliei n 2.79oints hr,rr' eno
Feac alaareo "a Sc 9oints fsicrc cnO
/ sui 1896. @adrbecosu er 9l.2,
h4I,d a 1.6 Qoirts fert emo iioits
MaarsS, men 81 9Gnt5 Ilpcr' ero |
Sui 1896.
6aprcna aicnrtnfnitli9c Siano 't
S7.5, tpil,a er r-taet olorIi5,re eno l
Suii1S96.
Wtnftrruotns gir~rnemIniiIi9c S.ano
r. o.. frlfet az 1L2 91tnts ttisri enS
! SlE 1896 20 gaarru9su riIer en-
oisnnrmin;tliQ StorO at 80, Gpilttt er
Sc points la5re cno / Suli 1896.
s~obatsarealet ey crty 20 4rocdlt
mirsrt euo ificr, % zen aicnnemIntlig'
etans CT 785, emitting 13 4nint2 la
nr, rrS I Sru tlirlrcuoe W(ddntc itJor.
OF Qo:eter Il otr iaor pldnttt 81
Qrctent minors suo ifior, 70 here's
oisnnrnIritli1c Stano er SIS Qoint@.
Observation-Disclosures Ggent !
Gurnga ropportrty, at @eirtt / SUM
bar uQunfiot fcr ben rniScnoe Ipiin9,
unotaqen I Ruslano % cntelte Dele At
Brilliant "a StaIien. 3 Stcrbritlnitn.
frduiri9c ca 2itcrri9sllnaarn sr 9osa
bsns Stane uncct ct WiocelSadr.
gn acniularrapport fra 0innepeg,
Msaritpba, Tiger, at S0sog, 6aore pg
@p1 Ttdar Qrot % Of bet %tiIiadec'
Nreal CT Itrrre tnb iFipr.
Decorah-posten., 1897-07-16
Der mil moo Oyrene.

Tette err Ell S9tning, iom be 5lsit'
life lager iarlis paa 3anfen. Wer
nuar man fer iaabanne brutale Sano'
finger, iOm ies iOrlecen Gag par gien'
oione til, iaa ian ies life uoiGiie mel
at iise nosle Orb ~ansaaenoe Dor Tlis'
mob Gprene.
Oct par unoer Abe Suli : ppitioelis'
beoerne / Spen New Godiprb. y. g,
at jes iaa bette iaa notwithstanding
Spn.
Der tapoe iamlet fig Wsnueifcr ira
ale 8anter for at ieire Jribebsbn9en
meo iaa manage 5orngielier iom muli9.
1lbelotguis baobe be life iaa meget
berai iom be bapoe tanft fig. eler tall
falo iom 5eittomiteen baube lupet, be
ifulbe faa, - fort iast, De bapoc int't
at unoerboloe Solicit meo. Saa euoelig
Ianot De paa npset at more zig meo.
@titeos i Speu pnr Der en- Badger,
ipm Nogen bapoe LANCET; ben Ifuloe::uu
bliue Gienitauo for raa Menneiters
5ornsielies ipse. Sau ios be ben no /
/ Saben os iatte en- guGbog paa ben.
Gen i~taffels @r9plin9 prppebe at furs
ioare fig, iaa lanst oens 9rGfter rat;
men ba Sunoen enoelig tauoe iiamblot
Cferei, tos man ben bort, % III be.
spnbte 5olf at ipanoe, iparfe os ilaa
bet arnae 9pr, inotil enoelis Npsen
tren9te zig sjennem 5ulfcmnsi len %
tog ben ior itramte Claiming bOrt.
vt ~iaaoant fan finoe Steo blanbt
Soft, iom bar Orb for at prre cipilis
iereoe, triitne Menneifer, er noset, iom
paifer baaoe Sarme os Weolioenbeb.
8iitnut er ri Tom be melt iremrasenoe
al CUBS Sfabninser iatte til at u9re
9preneS Serrer; men oermeo er langts
ira ment, at pi bar enooS oct rin9elts
Gin al Net til at mis- banole benz %
paa en- iaa gruiulb Maabe.
Saapiii iom for nuseu anpen epuo oil
blipe oraset til auiuar for
laaoant paa bin Sag!
Sab Cs berior taufe paa, bpao bet
bar paa zig at oare sruium moo De
arne, fOripnrslsie 9yr, iOm
sr latte unper Dor Seitpttelie. @aar
Sub iasbe: "@iDrer eoer Sorben IN.
.oeroani9," iaa mente ban life oermeb,
at ri lfuloe lasse alt unoer Dor 4iit,
men banole fj9rlisbebs iulot imob benz,
bet famine oil ban til @iensialo
]ipre inloo os.
9erior, mis- bauole lite be umalenoe,
iorivarslsie 9pr! On er beres 8erae
% Seifptter, og iom FABIAN CT bet Din
f!lst at bebanole benz ret.
Sans 8. Sllpu.
Decorah-posten., 1897-07-16

Set er life alene / be 6prenene Sta
ter, at Der er Strelfer | CONNER. Z
Gnalauo bar Raitinifernes ItOre 9lrs
beioeriurening iprlanst s Timer Cir
beibsoGg, ps hps be 4 9uuoon 8irma>
er, ION life pilbe 9aa iuo paa bette
5orlausenbe, bar 10000 glrbeioere
sjOrt Streit. Gen mastige Screening
al Grbeiessipfre beIluttsOe berpaa at
aftebise aue G~rbeioere, IOm tilbgrer
Maftiniiternes Screening. Set Ter no
til, at oeuue Strib oil uoarte til en- al,
minerlis aamp melem @rbeioeriure.
ringer ps 4rbeibssipere.
Decorah-posten., 1897-07-16

5anr, no % ale SIass Sapeinser os
Srnet, Ipm prpoucersoes % loI9ies |
Staten / famine Tiosrum. Mdn du'
lager, at bisis SnotG9ter pnr itote moi
I'll at betale Gints' o. Spitatte, %
eaoSa bar Der $4,000 iilopers. Get
odr Ell 6ieroebel mere eno Der betaltts
iamtliae 9arere i be ofientlise Sspler
20 for aft Spipn meb SfoleoRienei.
SttretRren flyer, at unBict Hriierne
paa 5iGrirr % So bar lape ! 1896,
ida iuobrngte bog bet, icm iolstes ira
5armeue liaeIaa meset iom ben fans
lsoe SGroi al ole MeIfefiDr / De fore
tur1rise Staier Colorado. 9ep @ter'
icO. Ari5uud ps lltah o9 iaa me9ct lom
ole Goar i be 6 Npsngtans %itatrr, Stem
g)ort % Spo Carolina. eaer nalien
iaa meget iom be mango gIiaioner
5Gar / 5eras, eler ina meaet iom al
@ais / Observation-Disclosures, 9iuro Gas
tota, Nlouiauu % @poming.
ai 0i5ie 0plpsnuger fan man let
~iriites III at trp, al 6armerns / &anIos
ipecielt bar lngt fig eiter 6iGrtrRupl,
men bet er life 9ilieloet. &anins
itoar ipm 9lr. 4 blanot Staterne pg
Ierritprisrne / 9euipu pna antallet al
SGns % 9Gnosr. glr. : / @ntal al
SaliHner Os gtr. 10 / Senipu paa Gn'
al Gias.
Decorah-posten., 1897-07-16
G~uIorapernes Streif.
Gnonu or GrbeiDerne Iige mar, bpaO
ailgdar eli S%percnstomit.
Slerc Observation-Disclosures

Der er for Sanpipnligbeo for, at
Der pI blipe Sulmaneel I 2anoet on en-
uge5 SiO eler to, itrins fra PittSs
burg ben 12te BE-. Den 5pripnins,
ION M er tilIalgs, %anilaaes peb %toniers
patip 8eregnins at barre 100000
guIbels, 60 bette pil fun fploe gebcpet
for en- Maaneo unosr alminbelige Sms
itGnoiobeoer. De fore Sulfortunolere
er Mrfpr life fprtipne pua at lbtpnos
lin 6orInnino, eftsripm be far al lo'igt
til at ppndd ldngt heiere priIer eno De
nugiGloenbe. timber ben 13oe os. berets
tes, at 8ologiftstpmmisI9rsrne fra
Wtinsrne / Sbio, Slinois og Snoidnn
bar pp9iret SSaobet ON at faa 9olbgift
iItonb, IA bsres 8eItrGbelItr pmtrent er
itraubst paa 90. g. 0e9lrmitts llGlje.
4rbeibernss 9sleguter FAR osrfpr belluts
let at igge ct Observation-Disclosures
iitanbbragt meb 8ulgrubernes Giere
pda Bats at Spersnstomitsn ifior;
men Der er linen Sanoinnlisheo for, at
be fer hi bare iterre Selp meo fig.
@rbsioet peb flsrs &ulgruber er neos
.lugt, % fun en- elsr 10 bar bespnot paas
m. Streitsrns bar ienot S~rguni3ers
til mango &ulfsltsr, hpcr beres Sole
ger snom life bar neoldgt @rbeiost.
Guaene .. Ssbs sr en- al De Rrtil uos
ieehe MGnp. Mdsiemeoer af6plpes
pau mango GtsOsr, ps npe HelclutiOner
psDtaaes en- at fprtf9tte Streiten. Bee
ssiitrineen ipses psolisefrlot for at afs
boloe minbre bef9iteoe Gi9le fra at
blirs luntne. Spsr eneite &ulgrube at
@igtigheo liggsr neoe / Staten Snoias
ma. Sulsru6erne / Neit 9irsiniu ital
MI bedrbeibes til 6orbel fer Streiterne,
ca be bar srtlaret, at fris en- 2ctalfOre>
ming gier bet iprits Stript, bill be ans
Ore fslge sfter.
8 Sqinois Tar Irbsiberne / Sprinaz
Felos8itrittet, $3.50 Manp, taitet i'm
SIemme for 8eltagclie / Streiten.
8ldnot andre Stsoer itaar 2aSole
oOerfor en- aulmanssl, os 5oriprinssn
i GGicagc mintsr, mems 9riierne tiger.
Columbus, 8, 13os SuIi. Sno
RutiOral Mtnsrs' Gubebsmanb amer
ION en- rrientIis 6orpgeIie / Streites
ftemniugen. pirtsoe ibag til at fette
SoDeotparteret tsriteos i gpbt Sumer.
vt 8 Sraani5ers bar ofreiit fra pittss
burg til 0sit 8irginia, at @rbeiosrne
/ 6lemington bar gaast uo pad Spmpds
thtitreit, ps at ogiau 8ulsrapsrne /
SuQipdn 6runtp, Sno., bapps neblast
@rteioet, BAR b ire S9nbelIer, fem
Bate met 9egsiitring. Ger @rbsibers
leners balstes Tor at reiie til Welt Dir
giniu ca urbeiOe iammsn msb De sprise.
Sra Eaten, Sa., msooeles. at b
1000 S~ulgrnrers i MarIban Gruntb
ciIpe flute gybsiest Stprsous Gftsn
oen 15oe os.
Streiternc / 8raail. Snb., itadr
fate % er hdobsfulos ON, at Be fuI
tinoe Seisr, 'tjsnt be u1srebe sr poc
COB 9ei til at fire Neb. Der er minbi
500 Gamilisr, Ion transer Sjalp
Sirsoog ubbsltes IL 5enoer Mel, 40C
Dumb Sieb "a 100 puub aaFe, q
.enoca rur Der Here, iom inssntjns III.
Decorah-posten., 1897-07-16

Tor aubber %llbfpriel i SUM naacoe
bet ubprs Dmians al 12,709 Tons, fun
TO @auSe tiolisere bar ben peret itprre
i en- Maoneb, nemlig / September
1898 % / December 1896. 2en itpr.
its Del al psnue llbipriel elf til Spit'
lamb ps Seruait fuIste 5rautrise %
&uslaub. Oct er be mango eleftriite
gnIGg, ipm er Sppeoaariasen til oenne
fore giiatnins.
Decorah-posten., 1897-07-16

S'irsiereu icr aanias' 9~tgcrbruos.
rdoO bar iamIst Og Oiisntlig9iOrt en-
Tel Itatiitiite CpIpsaiuser ON gjar.
fra iom 9netogisiiIOs for 5urmerns.
9nn Tiger, at j 4arst, JON enote ben
lite Rarts 1896, 4apOe be Gs % be,
5larirG, Tom prospcsreoss o. iolotes
tnbsn Staisn, en- 8aroi al s3,6os, sI5.
2etts er en- 5emtecel mere eno ben
inmlsOe gGrOi al ul slug, gps, Boa.
busos, Ssnner, SOmslo. Samp, 70.
bat Broom Corn, Glilo Mau0c,
SSsruiaIsm Corn, BIN, SOuuiua,
Decorah-posten., 1897-07-16

Gnale notaget eiter II Wars Gor.
lob oeo Sirlp al Rsntaens Straufsrne.
Den befjsuote tnife ~iocinlihiife Sias.
ougsmauo 8ullmar bleu uuoer lin Gel.
taselie ben tpitsiranite SriS ianrrt i
ben enc Sob. Susleu funoe life uota.
aes, ps ban bar iiben raret lam. Ten
24oe Warts blep ran nnrsrialtet en-
Operation ps ausleu. Der I ole bis ie
glar bar pulot BAN mesen Iine, bel.
big notasst. Gen blep opoasst psb
SjGlp al 9ign!seaitraaler.
Decorah-posten., 1897-07-16

ees meb ben itcrfte Snteresie, bebsoer
iramIunbe at bare d%fiIuttst. CAB os
baabe. at ben fan fortf9ttes cg glsrs
tenoe fslu itabis IptisIigere. Der
oens 0dng."
Decorah-posten., 1897-07-16

Sci saar irembelss tiI6a9e meo
Spsnins at Stibe for De 5Oreueoe
Stnters SaHoeIsF anoeu. s Re9n'
fnbsalret 1S96.97 bDg9eoss 729
Stite imDo 709 forrige Slar, men
zpunnsen belgb fig Inn til 1858
imuo 2O3,977 Cons i iorrise Sur.
Oct er SrHltibe, Tom Der MI life tpgs
ges iaa mango al.
Decorah-posten., 1897-07-16

Z bn ier7s 6aluOsl At 1897 or Der
iuu bpaget 622 Mil npe Sernbaner /
be 5oreneOe Gtnter, &dd en- uneta'
aelie nrr, 1894, bar Der life nO9et
Gar pnret tn9get ino tibet iioen 1875.
9 20 etatcr us gerritrrisr CT Der life
bpaset en- sreiie N}il Sernbaue / 1891,
Decorah-posten., 1897-07-16

Ter CT Here SiIialee al Gaiarrb | eeure Eel al
\ noei enc AZ ale drtre Sn9opHiHle ~tillnmmen, ~
Until DC tnte tdi aar anidaes eeune Sn0bpm ipr al
nrte nhelbteo6lia. I mango adr eriinttbe qGgerrc
ea,atrh 'nr al uGre en- lofal Spaeem % 'preit co lc
tdl Schantltna 5eune lotale Stbanblina ilpa altlb
iesi, % sGgtrne crtl1reos oerfor Spaoonmen icr
nheipreoelts .StoaJifdbcn bar oiit, at Gatarrh CT IN
ipnttiniloRei spaooni, % TEN trGn9cr fonititiiipnel
:. Sbenfn 4 Go, Eplseo. Chic. CT ben enetie Toni;
i~nil9neue Mar paa sfarieeei. Zen iaaeS luoopr Is
Sptt 'a 10 STaater I'll en- 3bciietHle. Zen ptrier
olreiie pGa Slptet o. Snfienieis SiiGioprrilaoc. "a
netnetr SOD ipr h~uilteiiomheii lil'Elne. Den ilie
lal 9sltrEee @eno otter NirtnlGrer o. 5etimpnie
AeLett:N. I. ebeutn x 80 ipieep, &.
81 Srlses hos ale 9rngsitier Tor Is Geuts
SSHS oamu'ep'uer &C DC esope' lJaIl.)
Griggs courier., 1897-11-12
H.a.'tr rho.sh. Of That.

''Some time ago." says an insurance
man, "a man asked me to accompany
him home, as he had some things there
to be insured. When we arrived at
his house he showed me 100 boxes of
cigars which he wanted insured. There
were 100 cigars in each box, making
10000 in all, and were valued at ten
cents each, so I insured the lot for 81 900.
A few days ago the man came to me
and asked for the insurance money.
You've had no fire at your house, re-
piled. NO. but I've smoked them said
he, and according to the paper I'm en-
titled to the money, as it reads distinct
ly that if the goods are consumed by
fire money is paid on application AS
far as technicalities were concerned he
was all right, but knocked him cold
about minute later by saying in a very
stern manner: All right, sir; you'll
get the money: but, according to your
own confession. 1 will proceed at once
to make a charge against you for in
cendiarism.' We'll, I'll be hanged was
ali he said. and the room shook violently
after he banged the door," - Phila-
delphia Record.
Griggs courier., 1897-11-12
Fig Puddinx.

Soak half a pound of dried figs in suf:
ticient water to cover them for sew
eral hours. Drain and chop them fine,
also mince finely half a pound of suet !;
then add to the figs with half a pound of
fine breadcrumbs and a cupful sirup.
Butter mold and fill with the mixture
and boil for two hours, as given for
canary pudding. Turn it out and serve
with the following sauce: Place in a
saucepan one tablespoonful of butter
and dessertspoonful Of -four; let them
become we'll blended ever gentle fire,
when add half pint of hot water and
stir faithfully. When the sauce has
boiled for five minutes, add three table
spoonfuls of sirup and little grated
uutmeg. Serve hot.-Ladies' World.
Griggs courier., 1897-11-12
miscellaneous ITEMS.

lin nine years the Indian population
Of Tama county, Ia., has increased by
IL. The red people there now number
3a4.
Mortgages are being paid oil. by
reason of the good times, in Cowlitz
county, Wash. the interest on which
had been left unpaid for two or three
years.
"A couple of dozen onions seem a
few for a bushel, but j. E. Douglas. Of
Albany. Ore, has exhibited q onions
which together weigh 65 pounds, or J5
pounds more than a bushel.
by wiping perspiration from his
face with the back of his hand while
counting coin F. j. Eighmey, of Water
loo, Ia. poisoned his eyes badly. app
parently with dust from the foreign
accretions on the metal.
There may be deadly monotony in
the handwriting of the next generation
in this country. for the vertical sys-
tenn" lad has spread to the furthes:
confines. 1t has been adopted recently
in the public schools of Tacoma. Wash.
and at Portland, Ore. where the schools
already use it and classes are being
formed to learn it by people in various
walks of life.
"A cutting rebuke was given to his
congregation by preacher in Pleasan-
ton. Kan. just after the prayer which
succeeded his sermon. he said:s Those
of the congregation that did not get
their things on during the prayer can
do SO while pronounce the benedic.
tion."
A lunatic in private asylum at
Atchison is harmless. and is permitted
to roam abroad at will. He possesses
rlesmeric power over snakes. and often
returns with five or six of them in his
pockets. He is always searched. and
the snakes removed, before he is per.
mittcd to reenter the asylum.
Among the luggage of clergyman
who recently arrived at this port from
liverpool were three dozen pairs of silk
stockings. The customs officer insisted
on the payment of duty; but the latter
objected, and declared that he was in
the habit of wearing them to protect a
sensitive throat.
"A couple of farmers, on the road lie.
tween Liverpool and Syracuse. n. Y.
amused themselves by running into cy.
clists. and laughing at their discom'
Torture. One of the abused cyclists was
Fred Warner, the pugilist. and he w..
taliated by coaNing the farmers from
their wagon, and then thrashing them
| sOundly.
Griggs courier., 1897-11-12
PEACHES WITHOUT DOWN.
Remarkable Results of a MARYLAND
Horticulturist's Experimenting.

Remarkable Results of q Maryland
Horticulturist's Experimenting.
Mr.. William p. Winter, retired car
penter, who lives at No. S26 North Carey
street, has entered heart and soul into
the wizard business with remarka bic
results. In cozy little back yard of
Mr.. Winters home grows peach tree
that has produced annual crops of
luscious fruit for number of years.
Two years ago Mr.. Winter grew weary
of the conventional covering of the
peaches in his limited orchard, and de-
termined at least to produce peach
minus that Objectionable nap or down.
He began a series of experiments.
in the ordinary raiment of the banana:
but, not satisfied with the result of his
startling assault on nature. he has sue
ceeded in producing crop, which is
just now ripe, that looks for all the
world like tree full of apples. The
skin of the fruit is perfectly smooth
and of dark red hue, shading grad
.ually into yellow that Mr.. Winter
claims is a remnant of the banana skin.
Next year, said he, II will have an
orange skin on them.'
The method employed by Mr.. Winter
to produce these startling results Is a
profound secret, and he is preparing to
copyright the scheme. Grapevines, as
we'll as peach trees, tremble before the
skill of the ex-carpenter, and among
the curious things that thrive in the rear
of s26 North Carey street is vine of
this sort, that bears at this time ripe
grapes as sweet as honey and usually
large, half-ripe grapes, blossoms and
buds, which Mr.. Winter expects to ripen
by Christmas.-Baltimor American.
Griggs courier., 1897-11-12
PLAcATEo HIM.
He Was Pleased to BE Injured By
Such q Wheel.

| He Was Pleased to BE Injured BY
Such . Wheel.
Ting-a-ling, ting::a-ling. Hi, there!
Get out of the way!"
But the warning came TOO late. The
bicycle struck the pedestrian. crusty-
looking old gentleman, full amidships,
and he was thrown to the ground, with
the wheel and its rider on top of him.
The old man was furious. When they
had extricated themselves from the
tangle he proceeded to give vent to his
feelings.
"You chuckle-headed IDIOT" he ex-
claimed. Cant you see where you are
going? What do you mean by trying
to assassinate peaceable citizen on the
public highway? You internal chump!
You ought not to be allowed to ride q
wheel. You haven't got sense enough.
BY George! I've a great mind to smash
your bicycle before you kill somebody
with it, And before the rider could
prevent him he grabbed the wheel and
prepared to carry out his intention.
But suddenly his expression changed.
WHAT" he cried. 1.-The Cyclone! Why.
it's the same make that ride myself.
Young man, beg yourpardon. I have
40 doubt that the accident was quite un-
avoidabIe. Iamvery glad that l have met
you, and l sincerely hope that have
not been the cause of any injury to
yourself or that beautiful wheel of
yours Good morning, sir: Y.
Journal. :. -.
Griggs courier., 1897-11-12
The Bigger Half.

Il cannot understand" said the BACH
elor clerk. why mans wife is called
the better half.'"
"You would" said the married clerk.
III you had to divide your salary with
one. "ACincinnati Enquirer.
Griggs courier., 1897-11-12
Ffaglle,

He-Miss Roseleaf's complexion is
very delicate.
She without the least touch of mall
ice, of course)-Very; I've known a
single application of soap and water
I to ruin it.-Jud9e.
Griggs courier., 1897-11-12
Unsattsfactory Ansvver.

"f l were to die. would you marry
again?" said Mrs. Bickers to her huS-
band.
MY DEAR" replied Mr.. Bickers. IAN,
able philosopher once said that no man
should be called hopeless fool until
he had made fool of himself twice in
the same way."-Louisville Courier
Journal.
Griggs courier., 1897-11-12

|. Dudely Canesucker-There is only
my hat.
Hatkeeper-Was yours better?
'Of course it was. Do you suppose I'd
have made kick If it wasn't?'-N. Y.
Weekly.
Griggs courier., 1897-11-12
There IL q difference.

- = 0HaC1S1SGs
81 can argue with anybody here" )"
said the contentious man fiercely. "I
can argue"
''Oh. yes, you can argue" said the
quiet little man in the corner; "the
misfortune is that you can't reason
Boston Traveller.
Griggs courier., 1897-11-12
How 1t Works.

why are you SO anxious to marry p"
To get little liberty. An unmar-
ried girl has practically none."
And is Georges reason the same?"
"N-o. I believe he is marrying be-
cause. he has had too much. His father
wants him to settle down."-Chicago
Post.
Griggs courier., 1897-11-12

did you buy that horse Skeemer
wanted to sell you?'
mo, stree! Afraid of him.
didn't Skeemer say the ladies in his
family drove him regularity"
well, he said he let his wise's mother
drive him every day." - Detroit Free
Press.
Griggs courier., 1897-11-12
Truly Grateful.

Minister Ito elderly female crofter)-
I'm sorry to hear your potatoes are very
bad this year, Janet.
Deed they are, sir; but I've reason
to be thankful to Providence that other
folks are as badly OF as mysel."-Tit-
Griggs courier., 1897-11-12
PPORFeSsiOA.

Father-When was boy, children
had some respect for the advice Of their
parents.
Son-Yes; but in those days the chill
dren didn't know any more than their
parents did.-N. Y. Truth.
Griggs courier., 1897-11-12
Two Wax. to Win.

Foster-Look here, FELTON,! I took
I'm dead broke. I thought you said
the owners were going to play him to
win?
Felton-Tbat's right. They did win.
They bet against him.-Puck.
Griggs courier., 1897-11-12
Explicit Directions.

Have you got anything in beway Of
q water color?" asker the caller.
you'll find the milk dealer on the
block below" was the reply.-Yonkers
Statesman.
Griggs courier., 1897-11-12

Mine Host ito barmaid) You must
always fill up the judges glass when it
il empty without asking him whether
he wants another. Otherwise he will
feel ofended.-Fliegende Blaetter.