Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1897-10-01
WAS GETTING EVEN.
A WAITER GIVES A CUSTOMER A LES
SON IN lMPoRTUNlNG.

b Nj Didn't Want Anything but Pork
and Beans and What Went With It,
Eserything In the Place..
"Pork and beans? Yes, sir. Anything
else
ono"
The waiter in the Madison street res
taurant filled the order with alacrity.
Ibid you say coffee. sir?:" he asked
Us he placed the pork and beans before
the hungry guest.
NO" replied the latter.
You'll find coffee very uice,
sir
This bread and batter goes with the
pork and. doesn't it?"
Ives. sir
And this glass OF watcz:""
"Certainly, sir.
"Wcll. that $ all ! want"
Yes. sir Like to Try u cup of our
chocolate:'
mo If | want anything else. Iii
call for it
The w;utor stopped back. but returned
presently to ask:
"Wculdn't you like to have nc hr,llg
you some OF our bomsiess Goldfish: It's
the best i'll the country
no
"How about roast turkey with stuff
ing
Don t want any"
"lt 5 first class.
"Tlat ) all right | don't want it,. E"
ii think you'd like u roast beef and
Drowned potatoes.
"Didn You hear me say that if !!
wanted anything else ! woula cali fer
it,"
ives, sir.
The waiter stepped back again, but
III Il few moments returned to the at.
tack.
Excuse me for saying 50. my friend,
but you look as if you might be needing
some kind of game suppose you try
our .lacksnlpe on toast.
"Great Scott! Don't you reckon I
Know what !! want"
YES. Sir Our lacksnipe is fresh
aud good Everybody needs to eat game
once il awhile Kind of tones up the
system
Give told you ! don't want any,"
"Hes. sir Rabbits amt good this
time CT year or we'd have some rabbit.
Squads are about as good as wild game,
thocsh. Like to try IL broiled SQUAD Oh
toast
I'D like TO eat my pork and beans
III peace. BRING TIC some more water.
will yuus"
Yves. sir .sian't | bring you some
:cen tea:'
MOI ANY iced tea"
"It'> very fine.
"Don t want 1T.
"lts good for some people; tones up
the system
"rhat's all fright Bring me that
water, will yon:"
"Yes. sir
He went away and returned in an in
credibly Short spice of time.
Here's Your water. : he said. "but
| think you d find our iced coffee mighty
fine
The guest made no reply
Better let me bring you some iced
coffee. sir
"SNl.en | want any iced coffee orany-
thing else. IN let you know"
Ever Try amy of our stcwed musll.
ron:,.s::
$50. and ! don't want to Try amy OF
yonr stewed mushrooms either"
You needn't be afraid OF them. sir
They re all right We guarantee them.
ard there ain t auy better III the United
States
-: Gon't"-
Some people, you know. are afraid
OF mushrooms Ours are selected with
great care The man we get our mush.
rooms frr.n Is az expert He raises EN-
scleiltliically'-
lay. do you know you're 4; con.
to.ndr! nuls;,ace::'
Il hope not. Sill I'm only irving
yonr OWL way of doing business on
Won
w hat do ycg meaii:"'
Won RIM Il barber shop Oh State
street. o t you:
Yes What of that
"fon have the chair neNt to the
q NOCr. /. THINK:
"Nps
"~oli. ; went to YOU. shop lass s;.
usstay TO gvs Il slave Nou shaved NE
You tried to &et ne to lave my lair
II iou told rip i ought 10 have !;
shampoo Ycu said my hair needed
si..geing You wanted to know if I
lladn t better l,"ve some tonic OF ha.,
rum ioa wanted Ito sell me i; special
shaving mug and brush You bored. me
every minute You We're shaving me. and
J sad to myself tlIao ii /! even got {.
chance at Won Ia even UP things /
dldn t expect o quite so soon, though.
Say. we re about even. amt WEI:
I'VE /! be a little more than cve..
when ! tell Your loss about yolr dog.
2u,ed lnipadcncv =
:,ucss You won do that. There 5
a dozen of us that set shaved at voul
shop Yon go to making any trouble
and you II lose the lot OF us You'd bet.
far take ro1r p,nd;n,rn I;l-o I;..1