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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-03-31
MATTERS AT THE WHITE HOUSE

A rumor is floating around Washing
ton that all is not peace in the presi-
dents official family, at least so says
the Washington Post, and the Post,
like Salem Scudder's apparatus, cant
lie" This official family does not in
clude the cabinet, as the Post explains.
but the secretary, the private secre-
tary, the military secretary and any of
the secretaries who may be attached
to the presidents person. Our Wash
ington contemporary says it recalls
with a species of pious rapture the
ecstatic harmony which enveloped the
White House during the reign of Cleve-
land, and then looks with pain upon
the possibility of a Earring note in the
Mckinley diapason. And then the Post
proceeds as follows:
Even if the story as now in circula-
ton be true, there is no reason why the
trouble should continue. Is it necessary
that Captain Heistand, the military
secretary, should resent the more pro-
nounced and more sustained proximity
of Hon. j. Addison Porter the secre-
tary par excellence? Let us remember
that Mr.. Mckinley is not a SUPER
natural person. He is not consecrated.
He has no aura. He exudes no atmos-
phere of semi-divine properties. Dur
ing the administration just terminated
things were different. There was an
aura, in which Mr.. Thurber was the
pale green, notified ingredient. There
was an atmosphere upon which Mr..
Thurber renewed his exhausted vital
ity and fed his ardent soul. But that
is all over. In Mr.. Mckinley we have
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-03-31
SHALL POOLING BE PERMITTED

The CONSERVATION among the rail-
cisicn of the supreme court continues.
The more the decision is studied the
more convinced the railroads become
that they are powerless without legis-
lative aid from congress. To this end
the most prominent railroad attorneys
in the east have been in consultation
and have decided to get relief from
congress, if possible. Senator Foraker,
of Ohio. has already introduced a bill
to permit railroads to pool; what it's
provisions are is not stated in the dis
patches.
At the meeting of the railroad attor-
neys it was suggested that the inter-
state commerce commission be given
lower to permit pooling. Considering
the powers that body already possesses
it is not an unreasonable or inconsist-
ent thing to confer this additional one
upon it. 1t cannot for an instant be
supposed that the commission would
use the power to the detriment of the
public; nor would such power, wisely
used, necessarily be to the detriment
of the public. The proposition has often
been made in the past. and when dis
cussed by the press has usually been
favorably commented UPON
Whether this power will be granted
remains to be seen, but. granted or not,
there is no question that the evil of
pooling is no greater than that of in
discriminate rate cutting Such rate
cutting is demoralizing to the business
community as well as disastrous to the
reads themselves. When rates are be-
ing cut merchants hesitate to order
goods lest rates may be cut while the
goods are in transit And where mer-
chants order extensive stocks when
rates are low they are perpetual men,
ace to the trade of the other merchants
who did not order at the same time
Serious and somewhat prolonged rate
cutting simply means decentralization
everywhere.
One thing that is sure to initiate
very seriously against any bill that
may be introduced to permit pooling
among railroads is the fact that the
decision strikes at all trusts, and if the
railroads are to be granted special ex-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-03-31
Joe Shelby's Men.

Chicago News: The late General
Shelby was morbidly sensitive about the
conduct of his men. On one occasion,
while they We're half starving in
Arkansas, the commander one day came
across a private who was carrying d
sack, carefully tied and bleeding at one
end.
What have you got there" demanded
Shelby.
Bin having my clothes washed, said
the soldier.
You had better get back to camp,
said the general, cor your clothes will
bleed to DEATH
The soldier was put in the guard house
and that night a quarter of fresh pork
found its way to Shelby's tent. i
haven't an idea where this came from.
he said, as he looked at it hungryily.
but go round to the guard house and
tell them to turn that private loose.
There is no use in keeping man shut
up all of his life for a little laundry
Some time afterward Major-General
Holmes, who was in command of the
transmississippi department. of the con-
federate army, sent for Shelby.
General he said, "-our men have
been stealing. and it must be stopped.
They are thieves
Sir" said Shelby, whoever told you
so les
II believe it is true" said Holmes.
''Why?" asked Shelby.
Because everybody says So"
do you believe thing when every
body says SOP
II do
do you know what everybody says
Il do not. What do they say?'
''They say that you - old fool, "
and Shelby walked out.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-03-31
TALES OF THE DAY.
The Moon Before Cows.

Philadelphia Americana: little gir
six years old was on Il visit TO her
grandfather. who was a New England
divine celebrated for his logical powers
Only think, grandpa, what Uncle
Robert says
What does he say. my dea-?"
why, he says the moon is made OF
green cheese 1t isn't at all, is it?''
Well: child, suppose you find out foI
yourself.
Get the Bible and see w., it says"
Where shall l begin?"
Begin at the beginning"
The child sat down to read the Bible
Before she got more than half through
the second chapter of Genesis, and had
read about the creation of the stars and
the animals, she came back to her grand
father. her eyes all bright with the ex-
element of discovery: I've found it,
grandpa. II isn't true; for God made
the moon before he made cows"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-03-31

Speaking of the police and fire COM
mission, contemporary says: "To
be decent, the commission ought to ex-
punge those resolutions from the rec
crd, and then-enforce the city ordi-
nances.' We beg to differ; the COM
mission ought to go off and and die.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-03-31

THE HERALD - a franchise MEM
hey or The United Press, and re-
ceives the complete leased wire
Overland and Pacific Coast news re-
ports of The United Associated PRESS
es, embracing accurate intelligence
of all current events fn the whole
world. with fits special wire anu
operator In ats own ONCE THE HEIR
AID is daily in immediate possess
SION of the latest news uD till the
hour of ,soirE TO press
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-03-31

1t is not to be wondered at that
Ayers Pills are in such universal de-
mand. For the cure of constipation,
biliousness or any other complaint
needing a laxative, these pills are IN
surpassed. They are sugar-coated, easy
to take, and every dose is effective.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-03-31

The Courier-Journal, truthfully and
with clear insight, says there is no
more need of a department of agricul-
tu-e than Of department Of cooking.
or a department Of dressmaking, or a
department of pedagogy, or a depart
mant of medicine, or department of
journalism, or department of pugiI-
ism, or a department of labor, COM
merce and manufactures"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-03-31

emption all the trusts might, probably
would, come in and claim the privilege
of special exemption That the whole
trust question is liable to- come up in
the discussion of the Foraker or any
similar bill there is little doubt.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-03-31

A careful reading of the proceedings
OF the last meeting of the police and
fire commission discloses the fact that
some of the members are liable to fine
and Imprisonment for breaking the
city ordinance against profanity.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-03-31

It is alleged to the disparagement of
Colonel Jack Gowdy, the new consul
general to Paris, that he eats pie with
a knife. That's all right. Colonel Jack
has the pie
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-03-31

San Francisco Call: Every morning the
sion to discuss the arbitration treaty, and
every evening they candidly tell what
they said during the discussion. Thus the
dignity of diplomacy is maintained and
at the same time the senators get their
names in the papers just as usual.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-03-31

Our weather, it must be confessed
is all out of joint. 1t is a fraud. Our
Italian climate seems to have gone Wis
iting and left rank imposter to do
dirty in its stead. All we can do is to
blot this season off the record that is
made for future reference says the
Boise Statesmen. Alice samee here in
salt Lake
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-03-31

DR.. A. d. White is a firm believer in
the theory that all things come to him
who knows how to wait, and his expert
ence justifies his belief, he having got
sssle German mission a second time.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-03-31

A Florida panther attacked Senator
Quay and was killed. In this one cpl
sode there is a whole book of fables,
with morals attached, for Pennsylva-
MIA politicians.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-03-31

If the foreigner pays the tax. why
this protest from all the libraries and
institutions of learning in the country
against the proposed tariff on works of
art and books?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-03-31

with the incoming of the new ad-
ministration there are constantly new
signs of improving business says an
exchange. That may all be, but signs
don't talk
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-03-31

Cleveland Plain Dealer: The orators of
the house woke up on Wednesday. Mr.
McMillin savagely asked if a clean shirt
was a luxury: Mr.. Grosvenor said some
thing about sitting on Stygian shores
reading records by the red light of hell,
and Mr. Castle wildly observed that
Rome had her Cataline and America had
her Hanna That's not bad for a morn
ing'S session. az
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-03-31

Washington Post: But is this any
reason why Mr.. Ingalls, should flee into
the mountains of Hepsidam and go to
gnawing files upon their lonely peaks
Is the world to be ravished of one of its
most precious delights because Mr.. In
gals improvidently went outside of his
peculiar sphere and scored a downfall ?
We think not We hope not. Sullivans
follow each other in boisterous succession.
One biffer fades and another takes his
place. These We have always with us.
But there is only one ingalls,, and we want
him, ma honey, yes we do.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-03-31

The unthinking and the dissatisfied
should not condemn the weather too
severely. 1t is very effectually staving
off spring fever.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-03-31

Brooklyn Eagle: Four of the musical
trade unions have amalgamated and it
will not be safe for another foreign fid-
dler to come within ten miles of our
coast The members cof the unions are
nearly all foreigners, too.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-03-31

What with Fitzsimmons. Corbett and
the police commission all performing
the same night the town will not lack
for physical culture entertainment.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-03-31

After the tariff, what?' asks the
Salt Lake Herald. A Democratic land
slide, of course" says the Anaconda
Standard.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-03-31
SOME EDITORIAL COMMENTS

st. Joseph. Mo-. Gazette: Ellsworth In
gals like his father. the ex-senator pre-
fers office to law, and is in Washington
clamoring for place at the pie counter.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-03-31

In Chicago the enforcement of the
ant;-smoke ordinance is in the hands
of the board of health, and it is strictly
enforced. Here is a hint for Salt Lake
City
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-03-31

The sheep men are now engaged in
the task of tempering the shorn lamb
to the wind.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-03-31

Where is the consistency in placing
apatite on the free list and putting a
tariff on breadstuffs?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-03-31

It is said that Mgr. Martinelli favors
q censorship of the press. This is
rather fresh desire on the part of one
who has been in the country less than
a wear
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-03-31

In laying his tariff foundations deep,
Mr.. Dingley seemingly forgets that
they will serve equally well for a party
grave.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-03-31

It turns out that the Ohio detective
who claimed to have discovered the
Blenders was himself on a bender.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-03-31

A Kansas City man has a corner on
onions. That is a corner people will
cheerfully avoid.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-03-31

The king of Greece has a magnificent
backbone and plenty of good, healthy
marrow in It.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-03-31

The kaiser wants great fleet of war
ships. In the past Germany was con-
tent with schooners.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-03-31

Close scrutiny of the Dingley bill dis
closes many serious blowhoies.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-03-31

in reaching for pie" many fall into
the soup.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-03-31

The present status of the state Of
Manhattan is a state of uncertainty.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-03-31

Dom Paul has begun to talk Dutch to
John Bull again.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-03-31

The accounts of those brilliant Span
ish victories are highly colored.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-03-31

Pounding the Bible in the pulpit
isn't mastering it.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-03-31

Wheeling Intelligence: We are a proud
and housekeeping people. The big i'm
press us. We like to look big, to be big,
and to talk big. If we live in Poverty
Flat If our aspirations were to Better
Poverty Flat, it would be more to our
credit.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-03-31
WIT AND HUMoR.

Detroit Free Press: BE your own
judge Chumpley. but can you show me
one thing about Miss Richly that makes
her attractive?"
No; it's in the bank.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-03-31

Truth: Brown-Jones-Do you expect an
Office under the new administration?
Jones-Brown-I am a Republican, amt
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-03-31

Truth: .Of COURSE Adam remarked.
as the new shades were introduced. syou
can't blame Eve for committing original
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-03-31

Truth: Crummer-I broke mirror the
other day.
Gilleland.Do you consider that an omen
of bad luck?
Crummer-I do. 1t cost me SIS to re-
place it.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-03-31

Brown-Jones-Ye
jones' rown-Weil, I'm human, too
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-03-31

Twinkles: Willy-I met our new min
lister on my way to Sunday school, NAM
ma. and he asked me if l ever played
marbles on Sunday.
Mother-H m-and what did you say to
that?
II said: Get thee behind me- :"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-03-31

Washington Star: 1.-THE days are get
ting longer" remarked Mr. Vivvles.
whose habits have developed a vein of
sarcasm in his wife.
Yes. the sun rises much earlier. And
m really sorry. for your sake
L don't see why"
ut compels you to hurry SO to get
home before daylight
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-03-31

Judge-.Why didn't you accept him :?
His heart is in the right place.
Yes. 1 know that, but the fellow has
a misfit fortune
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-03-31

sin A woman would rather be original
than eat, and when she gets a chance
to eat and be original too. why what
can YOU expect -
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-03-31

Indianapolis Journal: "Is the sail the
only thing that guides a ship?' asked
the green passenger.
No said the mate, there are rud-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-03-31

New York Commercial Advertiser:
Hobson-I never knew Robson to ac-
knowledge himself wrong except in one
instance.
Dobson-And that was?
Hobson-Why, he used to think his wife
was an angel before they were married.
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1897-08-19
Weakened One Mans Constitution
Until 1t Brought Him to
Deaths Door.

Mr.. James S. Harrison, a well-known
and highly respected citizen of Cleve-
land, o., was for years sufferer from
dyspepsia and general debility, and in
his weakened condition, resulting from
the above causes, he had the additional
ill-luck to fall victim to malaria from
this complication of-disorders. Mr..
Harrison's condition was becoming very
serious, when he commenced to take ?.
P. P, Lippman's Great Remedy. It's
effects were marked and immediate.
Read his letter to US. Its earnestness
is apparent:
GENTLEMEN: For the benefit of all
suffering from dyspepsia and general
debility l beg to submit my testimonial
as to the efficacy of your P. P. F., Lipp-
mans Great Remedy, as a positive
cure for all the distressing complaints
from which suffered.
My system was also full of Malaria
and my condition was growing very
serious; had no appetite, was losing
strength and was completely broken
down in health, but now my health is
completely restored, and L can eat like
a field laborer, without the slightest
fear of any serious results.
/ take great pleasure in telling the
world that 7. P. P. did the grand work
of restoring me to my accustomed
health. Yours truly,
JAMES S. HARRISON,
Cleveland, o.
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1897-08-19
To Buffalo,

For the Annual Encamrment Grand
Army of Republic, Buffalo, N, Y,
August 1928, the Plant system will
sell round trip tickets from Bruins
wick to Buffalo, N. Y, and return at
rate of $3.50. Tickets to be sold Au-
Gust 20, 81 and % with return limit to
sept. l, inclusive. Extension of limit
may be obtained to leave Buffalo not
later than Sept. provided tickets are
deposited with joint Agent at the
point between Aug. % and Y inclu-
aiVe.
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1897-08-19

You may hunt the world over and
you will not find another medicine
equal to Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera
and DIarrhoea Remedy for bowel
complaint. 1t is pleasant, safe and
reliable. For sale by druggists.
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1897-08-19

"Last summer one of our grand
children was sick with severe bowel
trouble" says Mrs. E. G. Gregory, of
Frederickstown, Mo. "Our Doctors
remedies had failed, then we tried
Chsmberlain's Collie, Cholera and Di-
arrhoea Remedy, which gave very
speedy relief For sale by druggists.
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1897-08-19

A large stock of vhskies, brandies,
= rum, GIN; also a complete stock of
ls8hTs and tobacco at 2l6 Bay street.
telephone l35 A. T. Newman, prop.
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1897-08-19

A sample of Numsen's celebrated
Old Orchard Vinegar Will be furnished
free to those who ask for it at w. il.
DeV oe's grocery store.
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1897-08-19
Seven Months With Fever.
VVOnderfuI Recovery of EHeaItT,,

Mr.. Baird's rapid and marvellous recovery
from a mere skeleton TO his normal weight,
grandest strengtb-givfng and building-up
medicine ever proQucod, namely:
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1897-08-19

A free sample of Numsens celia
brated Old Orchard Vinegar can be
obtained at j. w. Chasen's grocery
store.
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1897-08-19

Tfyou get up feeling tired and stupid,
P. P. P. should be talen-it will make
you feel well.
P. P. P. cures eczema, that tortur.
ing, itching disease of the skin and
blood. Ifyour blood is kept pure, YOU
will not be disfgured with pmples,
boils and blotches.
P. P. P. is the deadly foe and van.
quisher of rheumatism. Its effects are
Immediate and lasting, and it not only
relieves, but permanently cures.
Scrofula, which is hereditary and
deep-seated in the blood can be cured
by p. P. P. 1t is the one and only posi-
tive cure for this dread disease.
Sufferers from kidney troubles find
immediate relief when they take p. T.
p. as it cures all Irregularities and re
stores to nature her proper functions
Sold by all druggists.
LPPMAN BROS, ApOthecar:es, Sole ptopra.
IIppmans Block. Savannah, Ga
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1897-08-19

Brown stout and ale on draught at
the Metropolitan, PIG, Bay street.
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1897-08-19

You can get free sample of Mum
sens celebrated Old Orchard Vinegar
by calling at X. Mansaur's grocery
store, Bay street.
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1897-08-19

Go to John Gonzales grocery store
and get free sample Of Nnmsen's
celebrated Old Orchard Vinegar.