The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1897-05-13
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"When fellow has spent his last red cent
The world looks blue, you bet!
But-give him dollar
And you'll hear him 'holler'
There's life in the old land YETI
For moneys the comforter, after all,
No matter what cynics say;
And the world will stick to you when you fau.
If you only can pay your way!''
Atlanta Constitution.
The alleged fact that mosquitoes
innoculate against malaria is a fine
argument in favor of malaria.
Judge.
A big tack plant burned in
Chicago recently. The fire de-
partment turned out but it took
some time to find the point of
attack.-Bede's Budget.
A London paper says that Vic
toria will have at her jubilee three
queens and two kings. Many a
man has laid the foundation for a
jubilee in just that way.-Wash-
ington Go. Journal.
Queen Victoria now goes to
circuses, and will attend the Ascot
races. So young and vigorous may
be an aged Queen We speak Of
Mr.. Gladstone as the Grand Old
Man, but we hesitate to speak Of
his sovereign as the Grand Old
Woman, merely because she is
woman.-St. Louis Post-Dispatch.
There is movement on foot in
Melbourne, Victoria, to send 10000
sheep and 500 bullocks to England
in connection with the dinner
which the princess Of Wales is pro-
noting for the poor of the slums
Of London upon the occasion of
the celebration of the queens dia-
mond jubilee on June 22.-Chicago
Record.
Miss Daisy Barbee has Just won
an important grand larceny case in
a st. Louis court, securing the &C
quittal Of her client in a way that
has won the complimentary ap-
proval of the other lawyers. She
is the first woman who has con-
Quoted case in this court. and the
second who has been admitted to
the practice of law in St. Louis
Minneapolis Tribune.
The young man who sits around
on the sunny side of the buildings
and complains because the folks
won't buy him a bicycle" might
profit by the experience of his
brother in ambition who made one
for himself, using therefor the
frame Of his mind. the wheels of
his head, the seat of his pants, the
rubber Of his neck and part of that
tired feeling.-Monroe Co. wis
Democrat.
While his wife and eight chill
dren lack the necessaries of life,
William Henry is held in jail in
New York city to await the action
Of the grand jury, charged with
stealing one cent. Henry made a
mistake in not stealing half a mil
lion dollars, in which case he
would have found friends and bail,
and would have been widely adj
vertised for his shrewdness. Sag
inaw Mich Courier-Herald.
A great many men resolve to
take time to enjoy home and do
nestle life and practice the hui
manities as soon as they can get
rich. But when that time has been
reached they find that the bent of
mind and their lives have made the
carrying out of the resolve wholly
impracticable. "Waiting until
they were rich has hopelessly
wrecked the happiness of millions
The moral is plain-don't do it
Chicago Inter Ocean.
I'm sorry" said the guard to
the messenger, "but the sultan can
not be disturbed
Il have message marked per-
sonal and important
Il can't help that. The physi-
clans orders are that he is not to
be disturbed under any circum-
stances"
''What's the matter with him?''
Nervous prostration. One of
the members Of the harem was so
thoughtless as to come into his
presence with her bicycle clothes
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