The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1897-02-10
CEllMMlE FADDEN AGAIN.
f-c Describes Little Miss Fannie's Party to
the S1un Children.

I
the Slum Children.
"Little Miss Fannie had party. She's
Miss Fannie's little Coil, you know, and
Is de boss of our whole outfit from his
whiskers, what's her granddaddy, down
e. me, what's stuck on her harder dan I
am on most anybody or anything else in dis
woild OATS right l don't trot in her
class, hut she's SO little she don't know 1t,
and the only ting dat ever makes me sore
Is dat when she's growed up she'll know
dat dere's more dan one class, and dat |
ain in hers.
"Tings is all right wild us now. She
and de bull pup and me Is ticker togedder
dan Mr. Paul and small bottle, and
when dere amt nobody else can jolly little
Miss Fannie, when she's dead leary of her
nurse and her maid and her mudder and
dc whole gang, den Miss Fannie she says
& me, says she, Chames, she says, won't
you amuse de babyS' And den me and de
kid and do bull pup we has fun till de
baby laughs till she has dc hiccough.
! Cup where we lives on do sound, when
we amt in town, dere isn't many poor
kids like dere is on de east side, where
ulster live, 50 de few dere Is up dere is
nearly killed wild all de iollying and tend
ing and fussing dey has from de high
!
Fannie is stuck on dat kind of job, cause
before she was married.
"Say, honest, dats u kinder habit, like
hitting de pipe, dat fussing around and
jollying de poor folks. His whiskers says
dat if all de people in de woild was t. get
rich suddent dat Miss Fannie would have
a law passed making lot of 'em poor
again, SO as she could do tings for em.
WELL Miss Fannie, she said she wanted
de baby e give party for poor kids, cause
on Christmas she is t have all de rich lit
tie kids to u blowout and she wanted her
t. have de poor kids foist.
"Den Mr.. Paul, he says, says he: But
where are you going t. get de kids? You
and your mission societies has given all de
poor kids in desc parts so much close dey
is all losing flesh from overweight dress,
and dey all has de dispepsy from eating too
much rich food
81 was in de room, and l says, Excuse
me, l says, but why don't you fetch a
load of kids up from de city and let little
Miss Fannie blow off de real artcle?'
"Say, dat made hit wild Miss Fannie,
and she says: De very ting, Chames. Will
you arrange it9"
" In a minute, says. And did.
ode duchess and me we chases down
bere and poes tn n l,dy ln,u ,,bnt r,ns
a mission school over Chorr,, uu, ,ro,
nrd 7 CONC bor do l.,o,,t stn,;,ht SHo
tumbIes al, ri,ht ,c.nso of cp,rs. sho
tno,ys Niss E,nnia nnd 7 tola t,o,, =, ha ,o
Eo If do lids at do Jonot -, do ,,,nr,',r,, oT
de party, and I'd be dere t. fetch 'em all
up to our place.
'Den de duchess wants t. know if all de
kids couldn't be put in steam bat'tubs and
nSav ain,t dnt duchoss do ,yo;st ovor.
.Cort GAYS r, how tDa,, ,riI, al 10 an,
+, sonl, in colo,re and fod an yio,ots al
, dat dov snvs .Dere oin,t ono of dosr
Lids shat oin,t ,,o, :, Tnri.ar h,t,uocr,, ,,,,
nected Wild dora hedroo,rS sorS 1'0''' WI
uDo l,dy to,char sb,, iar,,had ,,,d so;d
) she taut She could MANAGE r, bave ia tid'
, scrubbed mn ali RIGHT MI rioht
"Well dnt,s do ,ynv If vas fetohod
de Ianv and do Lids +, do bouso nm do1
was Turned loose Won never In your Ii +,
seen such n graft. Foist off de- lids wa
sort of nnralyyed and met ctnrly dow,
tumbs in deere mouts and Iool,ed like do,
} all had n Jolt in de laws So 7 savs +, Il,
folks T. ali chase dereselyes and Ieove Il,
: kids +, little Miss Fannie and ma and Il,
bull MN.
"Dey done IL. and don wa had n cir,.ns
F. Foist. of course we didn,t do ting 4
} 'em hut trow prub i'm der monts w,
, chickened 'em and toikeyed 'em and ic,
creamed 'em till dey was all poddy like d,
bull pup, and den little Miss Fannie. sbt
} saws. What would Won like f. havep' +, ,
S little dago kid what had ewes like saucers
, ode kid taut awhile and den be SAYS
It wants dat. saws no nointing tn n mar
> bile statoo of Miss Fnnnie's bead what ,