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Three very important queries and answers appoa p
IN the StoDemasons ritual IN The Voice OF "a
sorry:
Tirat-"How is Mason TO be known" Answer
"By Honesty"
secOnd-",What have you beneath your hat"
Thrd-"Mhst nave you beneath your tongue
Here is food for thought Masons are 70 be
known by honesty. by strict integrity by .nAcxihl
fidelity. What proportion Of the craft can stand
this test? How many can fcariessiy say. .I Am
just and upright before God and man? How nanv
are clothed with honor, ana free from thickness
deceit and fraud How many are. "a all respect.
Uumpcichcd ana unupcachab'cr We cannot an
swer but can affirm thar any who are not hon
not entitled 10 be KNOWN as Masons Nom.
could more appreciate this fact than the stone
nasons for they were practical wori,r,on .no
Immediately saw the effect Of dishonesty In appv-
ing imperfect or defective material and iyor,
Thus they Giscerned the necessity % honest ~
well as Of wisdom and truth. II there were moi
wisdom 20 design. and truth 20 execute the work
then tn" symmetry OF the entire structure. Womb
he MARRIED and its stability endangered. Nav NOR
IL would be repiQach 10 ~ the craft. Ii would
no; be suitable building for the dwelling mace
OF the Most High. nor fcr any past Of HIS service
and could Mother merit nor receive Ills blessing
Verify the Stonemasons have furnished us = leeso,,
which will do well 10 heed
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Coun0.

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LNOl' ND-At sist- /. station zone Penny" OwRe
recover by proving property and paving for thi
advertisement. Address W. G.. Tribune Once
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HOPE ,4I, and third Tuesdays
WV WALLACE ~ DANIEL ". LITTLE "
WN = SMITH J. ". EDWARD r. LEEDS Trea.
orr RIFS MILLER. IT,. Secretary 3l9 W. l0th-st.
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HOWARD 81 second and fourth Fridays.
rotfl r SMITH NJ ORlVAL ~. CLARK 8 W
Ww : HODGE. J. ". PHINS 7 BARNtM TT s.
FRANK A. wINSHlP. Secretary. go West 3stn-s,.
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INDEPENDENT is5. first and third Saturdays
JOHy q; FOLSOM NJ c. G. STLvERBERG. s. W
wM WIITTEsIpr :. " @. :. pODFNHErN Treas
' WILLIAM HANNA. Secretary 40 6th-s.
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81 JOINS l. second and fourth Thursdays
Gro. ? WILLIAMS ~ hDOTPff GrrRiSG. g. ".
MELVIN I. WHITE !. ". H. sCHOONMAKEK. Treas
ALFN. r tDRBET. Secretary. Linden. y. J.
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SOFIA G34 first ard thlri Thursia,s
ADNH III !. II E = MACDONALD. s W.
" = COTrTEP J. " W PETER ROSS Treas.
K. MA FENSE sec-c'ary 30 r. 3fth-s, Eayonne y. y.
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ROONE TlG second fourth Saturdays.
". :. LIS .OH. ". ". B. MARTIN, s. W.
WA N.>siiAN r. " z. 7. SHINES. Treas.
JAMES BEL.NAP. Secretary, ll2 West lS4th-Se
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sli,f,NTfA rs s-coat and fourth Wednesdays
PHILIP DrOCK = ROBrRr arnold {. ".
cHAs W s1EVrvs J. ". cHaS r oRDTSG Tr.a.
Fred F.. Hask!ns. Soy. 81 Washington ave. Brooklyn
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- cECILz &c. FIRST third and nih Tuesday afsss.
Moons ~ 80 rcioUk
.. FDVrAf.D Low. 81 ARTHUR J. BIsNETT. S.X
JOHN 1. MCKEE. J. " ROBERT RECXFR, TreaA
uEANl v. ROE SECRETARY. I3 East l2Oth 81.
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TAnrR>-.Cf. LODGE SOS HrSt and rhi-i Fridays.
THOMAS orr r. ALLAN. g. W.
JOHN r. wilson , " HENRY SWANSON. Trees.
j.. r. V0iIr.rT Secretary i6G Eighth-ave.
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PEiFBll- es. n'., and third SATURDAYS.
NJ ii THOMAS NJ 4. !. STUYvESANT, s. ".
II \. PATTERSON J. W AND. PATTERSON, TrsaA
Nm. H. MAYER. sacretary. lo4 Walker-s,.
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SAGAN1EE 37l. FIST and third Wednesdays.
WAf r. BROWNE 81 CEAS. IL ENsrE S W.
SAM M't'AiLIsI J. ". JOHN BEAVER. Treas
FRAME W FUTILE. secretary ~ Gold-st.
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POLAR STAR 20. frs. and third Mondays.
FRANZ I. HAMILTON, u. CHAS. T.OI.PE, Z. ".
& y GDEnEi. J. IS. Guy CCIGlN, Treas
~. v WILLIAMSON secretary 2z5 East 2Gth-Oa
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UNITED BROTHERS $50. second and fourth weinss-
iays.
=. r. DE'FIHG " r n <Rr'rL. g. W.
9. J. = A'fiNtNN. ! " JOHN MEYER Treas.
JOHN =. EiiNHi'gs Secretary. i3i Bank-ss.
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yEPI'7aS "a. st and ,hi.' fridays D,ric Room.
CTAS. No2RIsON. ". GrO : WOODr.Ey 8 ".
\. r. LEVY. ! -. RICHARD KOCH TreaA
JOHN g. HOFFMAN, secre,sry. iTisi-st. rear iith-ave
WORTH 2l0. s.>'rd ard fourth Fridays
JAS. W n0T'TNti 81. DAVID GRRENrJE E. ".
TnFO'K ". COTTON : w.ANTONrO PODESTa TreaA
ELIJAH JENKs Jr. Secretary. Fordham HeIshta
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INDEPENDENT ROYAL ARCH .. nrs, and third
THURSDAYS.
WIN W. BROWNING. NJ IRANk = l.ANT. y. W.
HIRAM A. Ri.ISS !. W. EDWIN r. MCARTY, Tr's.
p W PATTERSON. Secretary. - ard 20 West 4th-st
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KANE 45+ FIRST third and fifth Tuesdays.
JOTN w SrssON NJ JAS. F. Starlight. S. W.
&. VICTOR TwIss J. W. c. 4. WHITNEY. TreaA
H. W. PENoYAR. Secretary. "a sth-ave.
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HIRAM 40 first and third Fridays.
WILLIAM COLLINS NJ g ". DELANO s. W.
c. Z. sINDT: J. Wss,.v G H. a; OIL .n1 ., Treas.
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A BAD COMPANION.
He Didn't Like to Correct a Lady, Bu
He Had To.

The man with bronzed skin and lcngish
hair was hanging upon every word that the
charming young woman spoke. She was
telling of an actress whom she greatly ad-
mired.
Il will never forget how she looked the
young woman said. She was as beautiful
as Juno"
The weather-beaten auditor moved uneas-
lily, and then said Il beg yer pardon, miss,
but amt sure that heard yer remark jest
81 said that she was as beautiful as
Juno"
ut amt fer me ter erect lady," he be-
gan in apologize tones.
there is any reason for doubt" she replied,
in tone with traces of congealment through
1t. But l do not perceive how this can be
such CASE
II don't persume to conterdict nobody"
he replied: Il haven't no observations to
make further than that there amt no &C.
countin' fur tastes"
Have you ever seen this actress"
mo, miss"
Then don't see how you are qualified to
speak"
might I make so bold as to inquire
whether You was ever as fur west as British
Columbia
Never
"Then, miss, you can't re'lize that I'm
standin' up fur the lady's good looks as
much as you are. Ye can't believe half of
what these here miners that come east tell
We. If We amt even been as fur as British
Columbia, it STAINS to reason that We can't
have no idea of what a lonesome, ram
shackle, frizup lookin' place Juneau is."-
Washington Star.
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TAKING CARE OF HIMSELF.


S8CA vVao MAKING money IN Wye Oh
His Own Choosing.
"Why don't you give that son of yours a
chance! asked one business veteran of an
other. "He must inherit some of your sl-
perior business qualities and the time will
come when you must have some one to look
after your affairs. He can't manage them
without the necessary training"
Don't you suppose that have canvassed
the whole situation? l have let that boy
been SO unsatisfactory that have given him
formal notice to look out for himself"
"But he seems to have,plenty of money"
That's another thing don't like. have
cut off his allowance, yet he lives well and
never enters complaint. Last spring.
blinds for want of ready cash. My collater-
ais were not available and creditors were
pushing me. The boy walked into the office
one afternoon when was in the throes of de-
spair, said: Things lookin' blue, GOVERNOR
laid down a certified check for $20, 1000 and
walked out. | owe him that yet, but am
holding it back till can see that he needs
it. When gave him money to buy wheat
and told him how the market was liable to
Co. he ignored my advice and bought mil
lions of eggs; right in the midst of hot
weather. mind you. On learning where they
were stored l notified the health depart
ment and requested some of those in the vi
sance asserted itself. / learned incidentally
afterward that he had a patent process for
preserving eggs and cleared up a big pot of
money. Wheat hadn't gone the way pre-
dicted, but it was his business to do as
told him. Recently he made $l5, 900 at some
was, but one of his friends said that Jack
had taken long shot at horse and won. I
hope the rascal had to pay for the horse. -
Detroit Free Press.
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AN OLD SALTS BLUNpER.
He Suffered by Taking Too Much fc
Granted.

He Suffered by Taking Too Much for
Granted.
Experience" said the man who had
been telling tales of tine sea. lis great
thing. But it gets in the way some.
times. I'll never forget the last ship
wreck l was in
1T must be terrible" said the boy
whom he was entertaining, "to be
adrift in the ocean,
at is rather trying to realize that
land is miles away, no matter whether
you measure s:dewisc or straight down.
But this shipwreck wasn't on the
ocean,
But you said you had sailed the At
lantic."
YES; that's where I got my expert
ence. But it was on Lake Superior that
1 found myself with nothing to tie to
except an old washstand. 1t was three
days before 1 was picked up"
Weren't you almost dead?"
"Pretty near"
From hunger?"
Partly that. And I suffered some
from thirst. But the most of it was
humiliation. the first thing I asked for
was drink of water. I had suffered
agonies. My throat was parched and
my tongue felt like a herring. One of
the men in the boat looked at me as if
he thought I was delirious, but when
1 repeated my request he took tin can.
leaned over the side of the boat and
dipped me up drink. Then 1 realized
for the first time that was on fresh wa
ter instead of salt and there wasn't the
least excuse for a sane mans going
thirsty minute. Experience is great
thing, my boy. Never turn up your
nose at it. But remember that it is as
likely as not to run you into trouble
if you haven't common sense as COM
pass to steer by."-Washington Star.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1897-11-26

ing the windings of the Little Chiwas-
see, the bold forehead of Bull noun
tain overlapping the town. These were
the frame for the picture which human
activity was etching into the level area
inclosed by the two streams. Long
vistas of streets marked by burrows
turned at the curb lines; open spaces
dotted with the stakes of the surveyor
and heaped with piles of brick and lum-
Der; uncoun.ed numbers of half-fin-
ished buildings upon which the work
men clustered like swarming bees; the
muffled drumming of hosting engines;
the stridcnt eXhausts of the locomo-
tives in the railway yard; the clang of
hammers in boiler shop-everywhere
the sights and sounds of restless in
dustry and impatient progress.
Under such circumstances the gre
Carious impulse asserts itself irrcsisti-
bly,. Thorndyke looked about him for
a possible sympathizer, and, by a proc
ess of natural selection which is as I'M
accountable as it is inerrant, he pitched
upon young man sitting apart from
tie various groups on the veranda.
Drawing up Il chair, he began to I'M
burden himself.
1T beats anything 1 ever heard Of"
he said. What is there behind i.
all?"
Standing as target for the gunnery
of other peoples surprise was no new
experience for the man of Philips selec-
ton. and he smiled good-naturedly. "a
good many people have asked that ques-
ton. l can't answer it to my own salts
faction, but others would say the coal
and iron; the lack of important manu-
featuring centers in the south, and the
consequent pressing need for one just
here; the climate, and a hundred other
things besides"
Are the coal and iron realities?"
ooh, yes, very much so; this noun
tain behind the hotel is a vast coal bed,
and that one over there"-pointing to
the cliffs across the Little Chiwassee-
sis equally rich in iron of fair quality"
Then the people are not merely crazy
enthusiasts. after ALL"
That's as you please to look at it.
So far as natural resources go, the place
is solid. There is any quantity of build
Ing udteEldi, InaTDle, Sduu anu liiue-
stone, fire clay, timber, coal and iron.
If city may be built upon the mere
presence of raw material, Allacoochee
is fact accomplished"
THAT implies doubt; may ask the
reason?"
Certainly, though I'm not at all sure
l can make it plain. All the advantages
have named and dozen more are here,
to be sure, but they've always been here,
and it remained for our friends the pro-
motors to find out that they would war
rant all this" including the visible part
of Allacoochee by a comprehensive ges-
ture. More than that, the same adj
vantages may DE found in plenty of To-
calities in the south, some of them
much more accessible than this valley.
And then have an old-fashioned idea
that cities can't be created arbitrarily"
They smoked in silence for a little
while, and then Thorndyke took card
from his case and handed it to his COM
panion.
Let me introduce myself" he said.
II just got in last night. and you may
b able to tell me what want to know"
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~shnt NO, fish.tran. nieeahI-xass

Shut yo' fsh-trap, niggah!-yass,
sab, right hyah, sab; bus fo' de Hotel
Johannisberg."
Notwithstanding the poets doubling
question, there is always more or less
in name; and the Hotel Johannisberg
gained a guest that night upon no bet
ter grounds than that the word awoke
pleasant memories in the mind of a
man who knew Europe rather better
than he did his own country. AS the
omnibus jounced along over the I'M
paved streets, Thorndyke amused him
self by picturing the probable contrast
between the backwoods tavern and it's
high-sounding appellation. He was
rather more than surprised, therefore,
when the omnibus stopped in front of
a three-storied building standing in
park-like Enclosure and ablaze
with gas and electric lights; and as
constituent rose into admiration when
4 liveried servant ushered him into the
magnificent rotunda tioored with mar
BILE mosaic and wainscoted in quarter
sawed oak. Everything about the place
was cosmopolitan and modern, from
the convenient telegraph Office in the
corner to the suave clerk, who might
have been a swift importation from the
best-appointed hostelry in New York.
"Glad to welcome you to Allacoochee.
Mr.. Thorndyke," he said, Hospitality,
when Philip had registered. We're a
little crowded tonight, but 1 can give
you a good room on the second floor,
if that will answer
I'm not particular, so that it's COM
Portable" replied Thorndyke, glad to
have his forebodings dispelled. rs
supper served?"
Dinner, if you please" corrected the
clerk, affably, summoning call-boy.
"Show Mr.. Thorndyke to his room-No.
49," And Philip followed his coffee-col-
ored guide to the elevator with an I'M
comfortable conviction growing upon
him that he had somehow stamped him.
self as provincial by suggesting supper
instead of dinner.
The meal was excellent and well
served; and the comfort of his room,
after two weary nights in the sleep
ing car, made Thorndyke late riser on
his first morning in Allacoochee. After
breakfast he went out upon the veranda
to give the feeling of appreciative sur
prise a chance to expand with wider
view. The Hotel Johannisberg was
owned by the Town company, and its
situation on a slight knoll at the foot
of Johns mountain had been chosen
with a view to the prospect. Standing
on the steps of the veranda, Philip saw
background of wooded slopes rising
in green bravery to the line of rugged
cliffs at the summit of Jubal noun
tain; middle distance of valley where
the course of the Chiwassee river was
defined by a bed of fieecy mist ruffied
into semi-transparency by the warmth
of the morning sun; to the left, be-
yond the narrower strip of mist mark
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1897-11-26
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The loss of the hair is one of the most
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Beautiful hair gives many woman
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the natural hue of the hair begins to fade
and the shining tresses of chestnut and
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shadow of their former brightness. Such
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ing, cleanses the scalp of dandruh and
gives the hair a thickness and gloss that
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Nothing that I ever tried can touch it. 1t
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The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1897-11-26
The Kiss.

He begged a kiss. She frowned medi-
tatively.
"a kiss" she said, sis an expression of
sentiment. Placed upon the hand, it sig
nifes respect; upon the forehead, friend
ship; upon the lips, both-and more or
neither. Since you have asked it, you may
express yourself in one kiss. Proceed"
He hestated
Through respect and friendship love may
pc reached. If he were too bold she He
aesitated; He gazed down into the grass
and pondered swiftly. He tried to read her
mood He would place that one kiss upon
her
He heard trill as of many birds.
He looked up.
She was whistling softly.
Her hat was pulled down to her eyes, Gov
ering her forehead, and her hands were
thrust deep into the pockets of her jacket
Detroit Free Press.
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An Appetizer.

Beggar-1 hev poor sick wife at
home dat has no appetite. Could yer
spare me quarter ter git suthin' ter
give her an appetite?
Lady-Why. yes: but what are you
going to get her?
Beggar-I'm goin' ter advertise an
git her job. Dere is nuthin' Ike work
ter give woman an appetite.-Judge.
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Her Own Cake, Too.

Mrs. Newlywed - I'm going to
sprinkle little poison on this piece O.:
angel cake and put it where the mice
will get it; l think it will kill them.
Mr.. Newlywed-Why, of course it
viii! But why 90 you put the poison
on it?-Puck
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Never There.

Shineby-Why is it, Bob, people never
laugh when l say a witty thing?
Bosom Friend-My dear boy. L don't
know, I'm sure! Never remember be-
ng present on such an OCCASION
BROOKLYN Life,
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Efectual Remedy.

Briggs is always complaining about
MS lonesomeness. In his case it's
disease, and he ought to take some
thing for it,
Great Scott! Haven't you heard?
He's going to take wife."-Chicago
Tribune.
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More Than Even,

Did you ever get even with that girl
that took your job in the office?"
You may judge for yourself. l mar
RED her, she holds the job. and there is
only one of us that ever does a stroke
Of work. detroit Free Press.
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he q BOOkkeepeF.

Student-How would you advise me
10 go about collecting library?
PROFESSIONALLY, I'll tell you how l
managed it. When l was young 1
bought books and lent them. Now
borrow books and keep them.-Easton
Ilemncrat
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Related Some Way.

The store was kept by Meredith.
Within that country town,
Where / wrote verse that didn't sell
And run my credit down.
Yet one thing kept my spirits up.
1t was the pleasant myth,
That. though no kin to Lyttor.
Was OWN Meredith.
Louisville Courier-Journal.
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Reason Dethroned.

Anxious Mother-I want an order to
send my daughter to an insane asylum
for treatment. She is going to marry
a man 30 years older than herself.
Judge-Why. madam. girls marry old
men every day. and are not considered
insane.
Anxious Mother-Yes. but the old
man my daughter wants to marry i,
poor.-N. Y. Weekly.
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OF the Team.

THAT was 4 shabby trick they played
On Halifax to force him off the football
team
Il hadn't heard of it. What did they
io?"
'Chloroformed him one night and
ut his hair."-Chicago Post.
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Only q Theory,

why are BARRIERS SO talkative at their
work"
well. suppose that, like other men.
they don't get any chance at home."-
Chicago Record.
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No Place for Him.

Stranger-Is there good opening for
an undertaken in this place?
Citizen-No, sir. The only doctor in
the town is going to move away this
week.-Harlem Life.
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One Other Explan.t,on.

That joke" he said. is no good"
whats the matter with il? ~
why, l never saw the point of it
1t all until it was explained to me,
md when a diagram has to be sent
ilong with the joke ii is evident that
something is wrong with the joke.
"Or with the reader."-Chicago Post.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1897-11-26

Aspirations without faith are powerful
only for destruction. They can kindle q
revolution, but they cannot mold new
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The Proper Thing.

Clerk wouldn't like to cut this
piece of lace just for one yard, madam;
ard, besides. that isn't enough to trim
anything.
Shopper-Oh! l didn't want it for
trimming; but it's so nice to have a
piece of lace around the house as an
heirloom, you know?-Puck.
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Unnatural.

Unnatural.
That man Davis is clearly not fl 10
be father"
"Why?"
His child is a week and half old
and he hasn't expressed the belief thai
it recognizes him."-Chicago News.
Too Many Amendments.
He is now u physical wreck"
HE used to have strong constitu-
ton"
II know. But the doctors have
amended it several times" - N. y.
World.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1897-11-26
A Fortunate Amictiou,

He always hesitates to tell a lie,
Or say a word to cause his friends a sigh
Yet no one praises him for that, you know
He cannot help 1t. for he shutters so.
-IudQe
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1897-11-26
The Doctors Mission.

She-Who's sick at your house?
He-No one.
why, l thought l saw the doctors
carriage at your door. this morning?'
You did. He was there trying to col
lect a bill."-Yonkers Statesman.