New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-06-29
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so,., .Tbe Hartford Couran;." "are certainly con
frs,nc Here IS the Senate paying its chaplain "''
,d ,ho House raying its chaplain E5 lhere - "'
.,,,rv for either place. and both eeh'IeH'c' az
kent the whole session dangling AT l'e oP''On
those they pray for. 1t is hardy IAN W -
that the appropriation, wien * coH-'9' - ~ -
20 rrover and + a measure Of relative CIV NY
There's a strong human element In the cast 10
,,oi,,ol out the other day. there are twenty nv
I,o. % tho Senate Their chaplain gets s'Vo'
rto, = s2o ror each member There are 90 MIN
hers If the House and their chaplain se'S soy'
That Is lust 81 10 apiece. Grant II you pea 1.,,,
,hoIesoio rates should be lower than retail SUI,
there Is no reason why the entire service NV
should be less than that for Twenty-Five
"cevorol times during the delivery OF ms 49, I'm
irimi, Of water He was very dry GU 'ht zoo
was very thirsty vs. IL
Chicago Tribune
Methodist Bishop Foster, OF Bostoi' mas
'i,.,I y loving-cup to commemorate the twenty
c,,t ,,ri,,reorv OF the beginning OF his inlhis"!'
AZ the same time I'm the Methodist 'ohiere"'o<
Toronto the question Of the sani'"iE P -,
common cup at the communion service "a "o
discussed The Ioving-cup IS cup OF socaI com
munion but its sanitary effects nave HUI 80 Ia
hoo, made the subject of investigation OF con
trovers,, They are probably not injurious. but
these vessels are generally undcrstoou 10 NC NV
vehicle Of uplifting drinks which the 'hurch Nv.
only discourages. but interdicts with voice prev!
roarI, as peremptory as Mahomets. y loving-cup
filed with switched, Poland water or gooseperry
cordial would hardly meet the popular idea OF It's
use but what else teetotal Methodist bishop
could put in it il is not easy to divine.
\ practical joke that was played on Charles
Nnurer of Eleventh and Callowhill SITS. early laSt
the brains OF several uptown naturalist Mr.
AIaurer great lover Of birds Last spring one
of his canary birds was busy with nest OF egfs
and Mr. Maurcr was as much excited as the
row variety. Now, in the course Of time tho nos
Matched and both mG tho Go dr
nirdlets The joke in some way leaked Out, put as
ng S Mr. Maurer decided to let them remain
and watch the result. After the sparTows goT
nIt them % in row and chirp to them after which
the sparrows would Try to initiate ner ferss ho
ugly sparrows that are beginning TO sing ara IL
a toss-up as to whom the joke Is on.-lfhlladeiphi@
Record
"partlcular about her appearance" said the adj
vanced Chicago girl II should say so. Why.
have known her to spend over two hours in making
her toilet to sit for an X-ray photograph"
Chambermaid-Last evening monsieur took me for
c2ckAh He kissfa y cso5 s"DPose and made
a terrible scene."-(F'garo.
"The eye Of the American girl" says The Lon
don Telegraph" has all the bright alertness Of
her fresh and unconventionallzed intelligence, and
matches admirably with the unceasins and-in the
ntransitivc sense Of the word-untiring ripple of
her speech That Englishmen In general should
ind a delightful stmulant In her personality and
her conversation Is the most natural thing in the
world and that many Engl!shmen should without
any forcbodngs Of mental exhaustion, seek The life
long companonship OF this incarnate spirit OF
beautiful unrest is IN itself the most triumphant
OF answers to those who say that we Of the old
Country payed-out race"
Mobilty-It was evident to the practised percep-
tons OF the young woman that he was In melt
As if to verify her acumen. as soon her father
appeared the young man ran-CndlAhapois
Journal.
\ movement has been started In Kansas To have
tornado cave attached to every schoo.house
as a refuge for the children in times of those de-
structive vistations which are there so frequent,
requiring special provisions Of refuge and protec
ton from them. once In the cave. no matter how
violent the storm the children are safe. In
Of the schools tornado drills have been instituted.
the pupils being instructed 20 file out in military
order the signal being sounded by the school
plano when there Is one when there Is none Il Is
given by word of mouth. 1t is rather like fire
drill In it's details. and out there Is of much more
urgent necessity.
The Judge-Didn't tell you the last time that Won
were here that l wanted to your face in this
Weary Watklns-You nd yeronner. and that IS
exactly wot | tolc the cop (Pittsburg Chronicle
"rhe Dayton Jour1lr says that Fort Ancient,
witch is picture squcy situated on the nigh bluffs
overlooking the valley OF the Little Miami River
near Lebanon Warren County. Is believed be the
largest. best preserved ana most interesting work
Of the Mound Builders !, has been visited and
tciied by lending archcologis.s Of europe and
America. and models OF It exhibition
In the museums Of London. Paris and Berlin. The
fort which covers about hundred acres and
one hundred and elghty-sevcn acres outside OF the
walls Is now the property OF the State part having
been purchased IN 1890 and the remainder I'm 1895
Wicklow people gaze at my new dress | pre-
sumo they wonder II I've nocn shopping In Paris.
lIusband-More likely they wonder X I've been
rohhIna hank.-(Tt-B!ts.