The Globe-republican., 1897-11-04

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STUDY veil the human body, the mind
Is not far of.
A GOOD man with bad friends is liable
to be misunderstood.
The rag-gatherer's business is picking
up little.-Ne,c Orleans Picayune.
One needs knowledge of mankind
before one can be simply and wholly
oneself.
We often do more good by manifest
ing sympathy than BY all the labor We
might bestow
A MISERY is not to be measured from
the nature of the evil, but by the tenn
per of the sufferer.
IT is claimed that all abscondins
cashiers are ex-chequer players.-Du-
luth Photographer.
TRUE nobility consists in paying
ones debts before the tradesmen arc
done wearing themselves out with duns.
-Ne,c Orleans Picayune.
The reason that doors were not 50
hobby in the olden times as now is
probably because they used latchcs.--
Binghampton Republican.
A FROG which depends on his brains
instead of his legs would stand q mighty
poor show in puddle near school
house. Free Press.
FUNNY that fast young man never
begins to think of settling down until it
has become utterly impossible for him
to settle up.-Teras Siftings.
A STORMY day on deck: Fenlcy-l
say, Ferguson. it's strange that the more
pitch vessel has the harder it is to
stick to ones feet.-Bost0,l Post
FATHER-You have been three year.
at the university, now tell ME what you
have done. SOM have taught three
dogs to drink beer.-German Fun.
CHRISTIAN Martyr Tin the spirit
world)-Were you ever on q rack?
Modern Spirit-No. but I've been on a
dentists chair.-Philadelphia Record.
One of the funny scenes of paternM
felicity Is the spectacle of fond. fat
father screwing a new sea grass tail into
his little boys hobby-horse.-Ou City
Blizzard.
CHICAGO Dame--My dear, you must
remember that our children have fu-
lures Husband "a grain brOkerl-
Heaven help 'em if Old Hutch finds il
out.-Philadelphia Record.
PEDDLER-Am I addressing the lady
of the house? Girl-Which lady, the
wash-lady, the culinary-lady, or if you
want to see the door-lady, why that's
me.-Terre Hdute Express.
LAwYER-The coats too long, the
waistcoat is too long; in fact, the whole
suit is too long. Tailor-I ON sorry,
sir, but I always supposed gentlemen Of
your profession preferred long suits
Harper'S Bazar.
MYRTLE-Florence, is that Fred Dunn.
ley's handwriting? Florence Yes,
dear: I'm engaged to him, you know
/ know it. Twas engaged
to him last summer. Florence. The
dear boy. wonder who will marry him
The Cartoon.
FIRST Ballet Girl-What lovely bal.
let costume YOU have for the Fairy
Queenv Second Ballet Girl-Yes;
bought it in Long Branch at second
hand. 1t was made for q bathing dress.
though, and 1 had to lcngthen it
little.-Philadelphid Record
IT sometimes pays to poke your nose
into other peoples business. The &C.
ton of two strangers in Franklin, Ky,
excited the curiosity of rustic named
who, digging in the ground
explored by the visitors, discovered (.
bag containing g, 700 in gold.
MISTRESS Ito servant)-Look ut the
lirt on that chair, Bridget. Your worn
is shockingly neglected this week.
know it is, mum; but I've
been too busy to attend to it, sire. I'm
\ candidate for the Boord av Iddicasilun.
mum, and l have to canvass my ward.
-Terds Siftings
GILLs CLAYBOURNE. Vermont
farmer. offers to sell his WIFE, In cir.
,ular advertising her merits, he saws
Height, five feet: age, 80; form, finely
developed; hair, brown and luxur;ant;
yes. large and haZcl-colored; ha:.ls
md feet about the usual size: temper,
l. bad" The last quality Is uu.
the cause for this unique pro
.edure.
IN Qr!NDARY.
80 mother. I'm in trouble
Nv heart feels just Exc seud
And such throbbing pairs steal DER me
Here in my little heal.
Place ME. my dear mother.
In snug bedly- bed