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fifths of those she has, are owned and
edited by Hebrews.
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Two bottles of Piso's cure for Consump-
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In IA states and territories of the
Union marriage between first cousins
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NERVOUS PROSTRATION.
A New Jersey Woman Expresses
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"will you kindly allow me-" writes
Miss Mary e. Saidt to Mrs. Pinkham,
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suffered for long time with nervous
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biologists say that all known species o
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Sun-exposed trees have their largest limb
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Opals are so sensitive that exposure to
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Peace prepared for war lasts the longest
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The Red sea is said to be so called because
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An average size cocoanut produces a pint
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T WAS the walk
that did it-that
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cases in which the
m y teri Gus ION
dit" proved to be
true. 1t really was
the walk.
Arthur Allen and
phebe Storms had
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Kansas has a | ,637-acre orchard
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when Answering Advertisement
Please Mention This Paper.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-05-03
THE CIRCUIT COURT.
The May Term Opened and the
Names of Jurors.

The May Term Opened and the
Names of Jurors.
The May term Of the Circuit Court
First Circuit, Of the Hawaiian ISL
ands, opened this morning, Hon. A.
Perry, Judge, presiding; W. o.
Smith, Attorney-General, e. p.
Dole, Deputy Attorney General, and
II. r Hitchcock, Deputy Marshal.
Among the members OF the Bar
present were Judge de la Vergne,
W. II, Castle, Paul Neumann, A. G.
NJ. Robertson, j. A. Magoon, Chas.
Creighton, A Rosa, W. l.. Stanley,
Ksulia, A. Correa, Ballou, Edngs,
Humphreys, Kepoikai, Kaueakua,
Ksulukou, Enoch Johnson, De Bolt,
Davis, Henshall, Weaver, Wright,
Dickey, Kahookano, and others.
TIE Hawaiian Jury was excused
until 1870 today.
The case against Kamakauahoa,
Kahalekua and Uilama were mol.
pros'd aud those against Kaapana,
solomon, Coelho, aud Brown passed
for the present. The following are
the names Of the jurors:
Hawaiian Jury-W. Chung Hoon,
VIM. Kekipi. j. Poai, Job Manase,
w. Q. Ella, G., h. Keomaka, Joseph
Olivia, @. p. Kanakanui, James Ma
honey, j. Padeken, j. Crowell, Keola
Keiki, S. M. Kamakau, j. W. Koa-
kanu, II. p. Paulo, Jacob Watson,
j. w. Mahelona, T. p. Cummins,
John Akina, Antoine Morris, w. Ka-
lepo, d. Kukahoe, II. N. Crabbe, j..
Mana, j. G. NJ, Sheldon, D. X. Eli,
H. Kolomoku, Mokuahi, Sam Stone,
w. H, Pahiuui, Kahololio, j. d.
Holt, Jr,, g. w. Macy, r Limahana,
Isaac Adam', j. Rosa.
Foreign Jury-S. l, Shaw, Ernest
H. Wodehouse, w. @. Weldon,
w. A. Love, w. w. Chamber
lain, NJ. A. Gonsalves, H. G. Dan
ford, Tbos. King, Jr,, E. o.
White, j. Schlief, r. B, French,
G. Hustacc, Jr., @. +. Murray, @. l..
Brown, j. Torbert, G. r. Grau,
Louis Singer, d, f. Thrum, Q, Bel
lima, }, M. Tracy, F. B. Auerbach,
w. j. Coon, Frank ustace, E, A.
McInerny, K. G. h. Wallace, G. p.
Castle, G. Fl, Clapp, Frank Gertz, j..
Weir Robertson, j. w. Grace, t. S.
Douglas, G. w. Farr, F.. T. p. Wa
terhouse, O. r. Collins, G. B Gray,
f. S. LYMAN, Jr.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-05-03

grand stand whore the beauties as
well as the menagerie may be OBJ
served.
EMPIRES should enforce coaching
rules, A word from Umpire Whit
ney always finds favor with the audi
ence, aud here is good place to
put one.
The INDEPENDENT gave straight
pointers on last Saturdays game,
There we're lots OF Peck's bad boys
in,evidence on Saturday.
Read The INDEPENDENT on next
Saturday afternoon, before the game.
The next game takes place on the
Sth inst. between the Stars and st.
Louis.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-05-03
Death of Mrs. II. Waterhouse.

The sudden death of Mrs. Henry
Warehouse, which occurred on Sat-
urday afternoon, the LIST OF May,
was a sad shock to her bereaved
family and to her numerous friends
The deceased had only been i'll
during the past few weeks and her
illness at no time was considered
dangerous by her surroundings. On
Friday night nervous prostration
made change for the worse and on
Saturday Mrs. Warehouse expired
surrounded by her devoted husband
and children,
The deceased whose maiden name
was Julia Hawkins Dimond, was
born in Honolulu in 1874, and was a
daughter of the late Mr.. Dimond a
well-known pioneer, In 1869, she
was married to Mr.. Henry Water
house, who with five children, three
sons and two daughters, survive to
mourn their sad loss,
On Sunday morning the body was
carried by friends of the deceased
to the sailroad at the Peninsula
and convey to Honolulu by the
morning train, The funeral took
place from the family residence on
Nuuanu street, the Rev. d. p. Birnie
reading a simple service over the
body. The coffin was carried to the
hearse by the following gentlemen,
intimately connected with the family
of the deceased President Dole,
Minister Damon, Attorney General
Smith, and Messrs p. 9. Jones, j. b.
Anterior, w, w. Hall and O. p,
Iaukea.
The interment took place at Nuu-
anu cemetery, where short service
was held,
Out OF respect to the deceased
lady the stores OF w w. Dimond,
Il, Jordan and j. T, Waterhouse
were closed on Saturday afternoon
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-05-03
Sad Ending.

II our information is correct the
Government or the friends of the
deceased, have been very remiss in
the case Of the Hawaiian, T. Kalauao
who died yesterday afternoon. 1t
is stated that Marshal Brown was
notified some time ago of the con-
dition OF the deceased who, appar-
emily, should have been kept at
the Lunalilo Home. The particulars
in connection with the case are said
TO be very sad.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-05-03
j. It. Waterh0use.

Two vessels: full to the
gunwales with delicacies for the
Honolulu public, arriving with
in a week speaks well for the
taste of the people. We have
filled in on our lines of dried
fruit so that We have the most
complete stock to be found in
Honolulu.
Epicurean brands of fruits
vegetables and Holsters just at
hand none better anywhere. We
have also full line of breakfast
cereals. California cooking but
ter and roll butter as well as
best quality island butter. We
have also full stock Of English
and French goods received by
the Paul Isenberg.
Petit Pois-in large and small
tins, delicate Of flavor. Sultana
Raisins, Currants, Mushrooms.
Arrowroot, Oxford Sausages,
Cambridge Sausages. The world
owes its happiness in great
extent to these celebrated brands
of goods.
Telephone your order and it
will be promptly and carefully
filled.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-05-03
will Speak this Evening

The Rev. J.H. Barrows of Chicago
will speak 10 Central Union Church
at 1880 tonight. Theme-"The
Universal Man and Savior" Mr.
Barrows has been in India giving a
course of lectures and is now on his
way home
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-05-03
ON THE DIMoND.
The Regiment Team Gains an Easy
Victory Over st Louis

Victory Over st Louis
The shades Of twinkle were falling
fast, on last Saturday, when the
third man in the last half of the
nine innings was put out in the base
ball, for the championship, between
the First Regiment and st. Louis
teams, leaving the former team vic
tors by score Of 20 to 6.
The game was surprise and
disappointment to the friends of the
st. Louis boys and especially with
regard to the poor showing made
by the team at tho bat and by their
bad throwing. The Regiment team
turned up in excellent form and
their play showed that the weeks
practice had improved them in team
work Lemon for the st. Louis was
pains aking and did his portion of
the battery work well, but he was
not ably backed up by his catcher
and Aiwohi was substituted for Akina
in the fourth innings. This change
made but little difference however,
as the errors made by other mem
bers OF the team Gucludipg even the
great and only Thompson), permit
ted the Regiments to obtain runs
which were unearned, Bower OF the
Regiments proved, as outlined in
Saturdays INDEPENDENT, a good right
bower for the team, his pitching
from start to finish being in excel
lont form, and his headpiece was in
good order all the time. Right here
i uay he proper TO mention that
Umpire Harry Whitney is to be
credited with the game being called
at the time it was, and with perform
ing double duty as both field and
ball umpire, and this through four
innings OF a downpour, the com
ponent parts OF which became too
familiar with the well laundried
shirt collar and cuffs OF the obliging
veteran. Neither was there an Off
cial scorer TO be found at the start
off until Mr.. Blackley consented to
perform the duties. The grand
stand was we'll filed but the audi
ence was much disturbed by coach
ing from that point OF vantage and
which savored more the barracks
than the parlor, Managers Of the
Association were present and per-
mitted this infringement of good
manners aud their non-action was
not creditable. Again, another OF
the players made himself obnoxious
in the Press stand for improper
coaching, and German wrongfully
played all over the field in his cap
acity as captain.
OF the game itself, as played, lit
tic can be said on account of the
one sided character Of the showing
made; the Regiments outclassed
their opponents in battery, stick
and field work. The st. Louis needed
something to spur them on, but that
something" did not materialize.
There were no brilliant plays, and
as heavy rain showers interiered
from the fifth innings, so much so
that the "time" was twice called by
Umpire Whitney, the effect was ap-
parent on the players. Following
is the score, aud time, by innings:
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-05-03

You Know
A Good Thing

When you see it. Have
you ever looked into a Jewel
Stove?
The utmost care is taken
by the manufacturers of the
Jewel Stoves and ranges
they havenot overlooked
single detail in the make
up of their goods.
Everything is on scientific
principles and made with a
view to bring the best cooking
results at the least expendi-
ture of fuel.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-05-03

t. Kalauao, an aged Hawaiian, q
former Trustee OF Kaumakapili
Church, died on Nuuanu street yes
terday afternoon Of old age and ex-
haustion. He was removed to the
Police Station and, as it reported,
VIII be buried in Potter's field by
the Government. Such is life-and
death-in Honolulu.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-05-03
NOTICE.

NOTICE is HEREBY GIVEN THAT
~ all accounts due the undersigned OF
be placed in the hands of our ATTORNEYS for
collection unless immediate settlement is
made.
HAWAIIAN HARDWARE co.
554 3w
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-05-03

Flannelettes l6 yards for $1OO,
Night Gowns for 80 cents, and
Ladies Chemises 3 for 81 90 at N. S.
Sachs.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-05-03
NOTES,

Coyne and coin were both on hand.
Harry Whitney deserves credit for
his services on Saturday.
The grand-stand coaching is
breach of baseball, as we'll as social
etiquette. 1t will probably not be-
again permitted
Morgan (beg pardop), German,
the loquacious coacher, is good in
his place. But whore is his place.
Bower pitched speedy ball and
has lots Of reserve power. Davis
has a sort of tired feeling, very often.
The ST. Louis has excellent ma
teral but not we'll distributed.
Thompson would be better in the
field, and a change in catcher is
needed.
The Press stand is in poor loca-
ton. The "boys" work their way
both during the game and after, In
presenting their reports, The pro-
| per place is in the front oil the
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-05-03

Swell Shirt Waists, very latest in
Leather Belts and the new Kid
Gloves can be found at N. S.
SAchs
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-05-03

Mr.. Haughes reports that the new
Government, nursery in Nuuanu
valley ia progressing very favorably.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-05-03

The sailor prisoners who escaped
from the Station House were re-
captured on Saturday.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-05-03

Capt. Hilbus had better get the
Kaimiloa in fighting trim for the
Naniwa. She is on the road.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-05-03

Sachs is selling % yards Of
Brown Cotton for ST. 90
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-05-03

The Oceauia Vance, Manson, mas
ter, arrived yesterday SO days from
New Castle, N. S. w., with cargo
OF coal.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-05-03

At j. Camaucho's dinner to-mor-
row-green turtle soup, roast suck
ing pig, apple sauce, and other dain-
ties and snbstantials.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-05-03

The Iolani College defeated Mills
Institute by score of II to at
baseball.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-05-03

The Cleaners festival on Saturday
was a grand success in spite OF con-
hicting conditions. II is thought
that about $500 hss been Melted for
the fund.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-05-03

The Fourth of July committee
meet at the Drill Shed tomorrow
evening,
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-05-03
LOCAL AND GENERAL NEWS.

Y. NJ. G. A. meeting this evening.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-05-03

The Executive Committee of the
Queens Diamond Jubilee meets this
this evening at the Arlington Hotel
at 1880 to report progress.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-05-03

Senator Henry Waterhouse, who
has been in i'll health recently and
is completely Frustrated from his
recent grief, will probably leave for
Japan together with DR., Day, who
will take the next steamer on bust
ness connected with the Board di
Health. \
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-05-03

The best quality Giugbams are
going Is yards for $l00 at N. S.
Sachs.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-05-03

The band plays at Emma Square
this evening,
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-05-03

Mems Hats at 25 and 35 cents each
at Kerr's.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-05-03

Geo, Woods, the baseballer, has
been removed to Lunalilo Home by
the efforts Of the Attorney. General.
As we go to press we are informed
that he is dead.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-05-03

Blue Serge Suits we'll made Tor 81
at Kerr's.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-05-03

Viggo Jacobsen desires us to state
that he cannot accept any more
work until after the Odd inst; his
time till then being fully occupied
by his present order.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-05-03
DO You Like Fish I?

HOLSTERS Red Jacket
Underwood's 2's, Q doz in case
Shrimps, Dunbar's h. can (Krabben)
Shrimp and Tomatoes
Deviled Crabs, 2 Id, tins
Anchovy, Bloater & Shrimp Paste, fancy
Anchovy, B'oater & Shrimp Paste, small
pots
Thon Marine, "Tey ss," square tins
Truhles
Appetit Slid
" small keg
Bombay Duck
Anchoyies in salt
Yarmoth B1oaters, Russian Caviar
Fish Chowder,
Clam Chowder, Clam Bouillon
Findon Haddocks
Herrings Fresh Tomato Sauce
% Mustard "
" Kippered
4" Holland Genuine
" White Sailed
Mackerel in Oil, Salt, Kits
Sardines % varietiesJ
Salmon in Wood and Tin 90 Varieties)
To SERVE BOMBAY DUoK.-Serve the
Curry and Rice on separate dish. Lay
the Bombay Duck on broiler and heat
thoroughly, then crumb it over the curry
and rice. BY heating the Bombay Duck It
becomes brittle and crumbs easily.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-05-03
A Jewel Saves

You the cost of it in a year.
That is an item for your con-
sideration unless you have
money to burn instead of
wood. We guarantee every
stove that leaves the store; if
it is not as we represent it
you get your money back.
That shows the confidence we
have in the Jewel. No other
dealer would think of doing
this-it wouldn't be safe.
The Jewel is sold only by
us and on easy payments.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-05-03

Mr.. Damon aud Colonel Iaukea
leave for England by the Australia.
They may be SO buried in Hawaiian
les that only their bodies may be
transferred to the tight little Island.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-05-03
Not All Cash

required when you buy from
us. Come and see for your
seves.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-05-03

We can recommend Jamaica No.
8 mango from the Government
nursery. 1t is fine, large, juicy,
luscious and fragrant fruit and its
development should be encouraged.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-05-03

AS an experiment we suggest the
opening of the Registration Office
once week from II to 2 and from
to for workingmen's benefit.
There should be 500 votes registered
in Honolulu
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-05-03

Friends of the Kapiolani Mater
nifty Home are reminded that the
luau takes place on the 9Th inst.
Contributions of the needful should
be sent to the Home addressed to
the secretary, Mrs. Eugenia Refs.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-05-03

The Board of Health held a
special meeting on Saturday after
noon and discussed diphtheris. So
far only four cases have been un-
earthed and precautions have been
taken against the spread of the
disease.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-05-03

Viggo Jacobsen has "sported his
oak" to his best beloved friends as
he wishes to make the British mem
orial like the Swans dying song, the
greatest effort of his life. Sir Viggo
will sound euphoniously aattering,
you know.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-05-03

Minister King was sufficiently i'm.
proved in health to-day to spend his
morning hours at the Interior De-
partment, He will probably take a
short vacation on the other islands
to recuperate il matters can DO con-
veniently arranged.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1897-02-24
The impossible.

She was angry, not to say dis
gusted
That's the third time this
month, she said, 'that I have read
a story about a woman going
through her husbands pockets for
change
We'll, my dear he returned
apologetically, ''you mustn't blame
me- l didn t write them"
tOf course you didn't, !" she ex-
claimed You know better. It's
preposterous, outrageous, that such
ibels should be allowed to circulate
in the guise of humor. 1t would be
just as truthful to talk about man
going through his wife's pockets.
Why don't they ever do that2''
He shook his head.
II can't say positively" he said,
i'but it is just possible that some
humorisJ once tried to find one and
knows how it is One may joke
about the improbable, you know,
when he feels that he ought to draw
the line at the impossible. "-Chica-
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