New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-06-28
THE TALK or THE DAY.

"print.r's Ink reports some odd advertisements
in Chicago Get your daily bread from TINS
wagon is on a bakers cart our oicycie ain""-
lance will call for crippled wheels, READS sls"
A shoe store advertses. quality, all KINDS prices
your kind" A knowing druggist has this pIacara
in the window: Come in-buy stamp wait io'
rho oar or consult the directory" "The One-Arm
Laundry is on the South Side. I'VE Will snake
YOU for the drinks is saloonsts announcements
An undertaken has sign in his window proclaim
ing the fact that he has goot line or caSKe'S q"
hand ard that he gives 10 per cent off for cash.
uicks-r makes me laugh when hear them talk
about the valuable secrets OF some u ''o'0 '
"Wicks"Thsts right If you had to pay for them
voud think them valuable. | guess. -tb0s'o'
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lady who has recently been visiting Rocking
ham. VI, copied this grotesque epi'aPh i'o"'
tombstone in that place:
'Uere lies our darling baby dear
He neither screams nor hoers.
He lived with us just twenty days,
And cost us forty dollars"
Men Of standing-"Who are your leading citizens
here?' asked the man who was sohci'ihs io'
IVA %W6ich?' asked the farmer.
"66' there's Bnl bright, Abner Bruntwiste and
and on a lot more of EN- They don 90 , notnln
but stand around the deepoe all day -on'i'"apo-
lis Journal.
for The month of October will be the annual meet
ing of the American Humane Association, on the
18th 18th and 18th. Prominent speakers ana o'hers
interested IN humane work will be present from all
sections of the country Any further mo nation
NAV be obtained by addressing the secretary at'No
IS, Winter-st Fall River, Mass.
elm Dawes had never made much success in
tradas al school until he was josted off his claim
in oklahoma. His special talent was ior isn ere
here
MONTY than coin Jim was paid for his services
mainly in supplies Al hog killing tune nc ~ va Inc ,s
labor and rarely saw a greater luxury; Ihroush
influence and persistence he nnSly ssIH't fa
which he had a legitim tte claln; fassihS III" o''
the street one day neighoor cal'sa our out nm and
want You TO come out to the farm and neip me;
be some good jowls for you to pay You Tor your
Tbnnk YOU" responded Jim" with the easy in,
deperdrnc, of man with an assured income l
don't mind helpn' you with your fences, put III
ATTN a little further back on the hog now
Judge
Dickens's Gadshil clock. lately sold in London.
,os the subject Of the following letter from him
To Sir John Bennett:
Nv Dear Sir: Since my hall clock was sent to your
establishment to be cleaned Il has gone as indeed
honrs Win great reluctance and after enduring in
trrnal agonies OF most dishenrtenihs nature II
hry release for the clock this is not convenient
TO the household. II you can serd down any conn,
dnntial nerson with whom the clock can confer. |
think Il may have something on It's works that II
MD Inc glad TO mn kc clean breast Of Faithfully
vours Charles Dickens, lIgham by Rochester.
Kent Monday Night. IAN September. 1863
They are running the book agent out Of Nash
yuI. and no wonder This Is the Grafton Of one
Of them cut short naturally enough. 10y his ex-
mission: Now ladies and gentlemen. before the
n,cnc concludes | want to sell every one Of you "A
copv of the Life OF Pocahonas.' She WAS an
Intnn girl Poky was-they called her Poky fo'
short but she wasn't the kind that went around
bedding baskets and blowguns. Not frequently.
She stayed home playing croquet In the front
yard or went to the Ladies' Aid Society. and ddn',
take TO copperns on q nobody. The celebrated
| John Smith came travelling through those parts
canvassIng for "A family paper. but Poky wouldn't
| let her father raise club"
She was a trne mala prope-,y. and 20 she uncOn-
| soously and In her usual sweet tones said her
| classical caller.
, oh yes we going down to see Tom grad
ua'e.'
That's very nice" assented the classical caller
Yes and We are going 10 get Town In time FOR the
] bacchantes sermon."-(Bunao Times.