The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1897-01-21
MI GH SCHOOL. NOTES.

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HIGH SCHOOL. NOTES. 7.
5 The school house has been wired
and the lights are now in running
order. III, ..-,5.. III .s,.... .,. .-
The astronomy class expect soon
TO take telescope observations of the
heavens se::.5< 81: = -'.*,<@.. ..-.
The classes in spelling and phi ysical
culture have been stopped until a fter
examination, that the time may be
devoted to other work. =
SHhe diameter of one of the moons
of Mars is five miles. The other day a
member of the astronomy class sug-
gested that the class of ~ buy it and
go1o farming. IL
There are two special times in
theIyear when the average student
wishes he had studied little harder.
These times are just before the State
Examinations on which depend so
much. The Midwinter Examination
comes soon and scholars are putting
in their best work preparing for it.
The other day the class OF 81 wish
ed toform society of its own. and
appointed Lee M Shell to bring in
a setof rules regulations and by laws.
Lee presented the following:
Rules AND REGULATIONS OF N.(EvER)
II = nv. (oRK) K. .)LuB), Glass OF '97.
The object of this society is to
discuss all matters of interest. No
arguments allowed.
H.--Members will please pay their
dues on the End Thursday of each
| weeknnless said members forget it,;
in such case pay on Wednesday,.
III.-The Club Rooms are for the
use.of members only. Visitors cor
diany invited.
*IY..-No' females allowed except
women. -:
% strangers admitted unless
they come alone, or are introduced
| by amember.
Vs No beverages allowed to be
drank stronger than city water.
With case of fire if no one dis
| covers it, please ring the fire alarm.
VIII.-Please don't sing after nine
| (9) e,clock:as you might wake the
watchman. (..'
IX.-If members are not feeling
we'll on nights when meetings occur,
they may hire carriage and walk
down. r.. ,: *.'. -. .-
| X.-If members are tardy, COM
mittee advises them to buy some
tomatoes and E'Ketch Up"
XI.Should there be no light on
night of meeting, take feather that
is light enough for anybody.
sXII.--In case club rooms are cold,
go to the window and see the fire
''escape.'' 1.
| XIlI-No smoking except when
there's no one present :.
Il RsaiARk Il emberss desiring to
takea drive, will find hammer and
| nails in the closet.
| XIV.-Members who enjoy athletic
sports, will go to watchman's bed
room, raise mattress and see the bed
spring. .
Admission to all club meet
ings Free. Tickets Csc.
XVI.-If at any time club room
should become over-crowded, please
remove the paper from the wall and
make more room.
XVIl.-If you have no business,
transact it and leave as soon as pos
sible.
| XVIII.-Don't take bath unless
you have money, because general
manager is requested to make you
put it back on non-payment of said
act. We wish to do cash business.
XIX.-Our loafing department is
on the roof Take the elevator.
XX.-Members who wish to work,
may go to" o"Wheeling" West Virginia.
XXI.-Don't drink too much ice
water, because you can get just as
drunk on water as on land.
XXII.-If any member has the
"grippe," he may get it checked by
baggageman.
| XXIlI.-A chunk of wood will be
found in the closet. In case any
member gets tired of sitting still, he
! may take run around the block.
| The class, as yet, has not decided
to accept the above.
| A joint meeting of the two societies
was held Saturday evening. This
the first evening session of the term
was very interesting and greatly en-
joyed by the many visitors present
The electric lights add greatly to the
appearance of the assembly room and
are appreciated. The school hopes
to have similar evening programs ir
the future, to which all, Interested il
this literary work prepared by the
scholars, are invited.
The following is the program Sat
urday evening:
Carlos Dow appointed critic.
1. Piano Solo, Miss Cripps
2 Roll Call-Resnonses hv Quo