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PERSONAL MENTION,

c. H. Gilman went to San Francisco
yesterday.
H. K. McLennan has gone to Bart
lett Springs.
Mrs. NJ. ]. Mayhem has returned from
San Francisco, where she was in at
tendance on the meetings of the Wom-
ans Congress.
Deputy County Recorder Charles A.
Root has eone to Marysville to attend
the meeting Of the Grand High Court
of Foresters.
Acknowledgement A. w Barrett left
for Los Angeles yesterday morning to
attend the funeral of Mrs. Barrett
mother, who died Sunday evening.
DR.. j. A. Mckee of Elk Grove and his
son Charles went East last night by
way of New Orleans, to be gone sew
eral months. DR.. Mckee will take in
the hospitals while he is gone and DR..
Hugh Beattie will look after his ma
tients during his absence.
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ing, and shall not be able to return un-
til after the race tomorrow. | regret
exceedingly this necessary absence, for
l know that l can beat any man in my
elias. have practiced the toe and ankle
movement and I have drilled in long
distance riding and turning Of corners
until | am ahead in excellence. l know
that the others will say that l have
left town to avoid defeat, but do not
believe them
Thereupon the committee secured A.
Casselli to take Mr.. Miller's place. Mr..
Casselli says he has a 120-gear new
wheel. and that the other riders, espe-
cially Messrs. F'laherty, Holl, Smith and
the other heavyweights, will find they
are not in it at all with him. He
went into training last evening and Will
be in trim, he thinks, by this afternoon
to carry off first honors.
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PIANO RECITAL,
Entertainment by the Pupils of Mrs.
Kerr Last Evening.

The friends and relatives of the pupils
of Mrs. De Lacey Kerr filled Steinway
Hall last evening to hear the piano
recital given by the young people. The
selections were artistically rendered,
showing the careful training the pupils
had. Both pupils and instructress are
worthy OF credit for the excellence of
the entertainment. The programme
was as follows:
March, Petite &c. Mack, Miss Edna
Woodbridge; minuetto, "Snow Bells"
Qiebner, Master Clarence Williams
duo, "Arabischer Tanz' Josef Low,
Miss Matte Johnson, Miss Grace Bar
rett; moonlight waltz &C. Williams),
Miss Ruth Woodbridge; romanza,
Heart Signs" Phelps), Miss Ruby
Waldron; MISUNDERSTANDING de
Orville), Miss Maud Shafer, Miss Jessie
Guild; Song of the Swallow (Carl
Bohm), Miss Edith Hall: fra diavalo
Sidney SMITH, Miss May Woodbridge;
duo-Tannhauser grand march CWagner-
Spindler), Miss Milly THESE, Mrs Kerr;
Die MuhP' (The Mild, OPP. II, No 3
(Jensen), Miss Jessie Guild; quartet,
Home Stretch" galop Read), first
piano, Grace Barrett, Edith Hail. second
piano, Milly THESE, Maud shafer: May
Makes All Things New" (Gustav
Damm), Miss Estella Girolami; wei
come to Spring" (Sudds), Miss Gertrude
Kerr; duo, Procession of the Elves"
Oana), Clarence Williams, Ruby Valid
ron; waltz, caprice, Loves Whisper
ing" (keislehorsD, Miss Grace Barrett;
sequidilla Carl Bohm), Miss Maud
Shafer; duo, 'Dodilinette" (Ch Gounod),
Misses Ruth and Edna Woodbridge;
awakening of the Lion Ode KontskD
Mrs. De Lacey Kerr; diavolina BendeD
Miss Milly THESE; trio, grand etude,
"Mazeppa" (QuidanD, Miss Woodbridge,
Miss Hall, second piano, Mrs. Kerr;
danse, "Neapolitan' Sidney SMITH,
Miss M. Johnson; sextet, I'm der
Schmeide"I Jungman), first piano, Jessie
Guild, Milly THESE, Grace Barrett, sec
ond piano, Matte Johnson, May Wood
bridge, Edith Hall.
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Weather Report.

The Weather Bureau reports show the
highest and lowest temperatures yes
terday to have been 10 and 81 degrees,
with fresh southerly winds and clear
weather prevailing.
The highest and lowest temperatures
one year ago yesterday were 63 and AZ
degrees, with .OS of an inch of rain. and
one year ago to-day GA and So degrees,
with a trace of rain.
Inc average temperature was &c de-
grees, and the normal 81 degrees. Yes
terday was therefore degrees warmer
than the normal for the Sd of May.
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LAST NIGHTS FIRE.
1t Destroyed Two Rooms in H. Lagos
Residence.

Shortly before 10 o'clock last night a
lamp exploded in the parlor of Herman
Lagos, residence, at 1903 Second
street, and before the fremen could
quench the flames everything in the
parlor and dining room was ruined.
The burning oil spread over the floors
and 1t was impossible to get at the
furniture. The walls of the rooms were
also destroyed, but the rest of the house
was saved.
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Notaries Appointed.

Governor Budd yesterday appointed
Notaries Public as follows:
Samuel d. Shrine and n. Pagnello
fountville, Napa County; T. p. Bruner
san Diego; r. II. Plat, Vacaville: A.
X. Daggett, San Francisco: w. r. Ar
thur, Auburn; Jesse F. Waterman. Los
Angeles, and James E. Thomas. Fort
Jones. Siskiyou County.
The resignation of j. H. West as No
tary Public for San Bernardino County
has been accented
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Entertainment and Dance

AT Pythian Castle last evening Lily
of the Valley Lodge, Degree of Honor
of the A. o. U. w, gave a very pleas
ant entertainment and dance. which
was we'll attended. An excellent pro-
gramme was rendered
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Auction Sale

r. T. Greer & Co. will sell at auc-
ton on Thursday, the 9th, at 10 a. M,
at 42G NJ street, all the fine furniture.
carpets. curtains, etc, of nine rooms.
Also all the dining room and kitchen
utensils
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Spring humors, eruptions, hives, boils.
pimples, sores, are perfectly and per-
manently cured by Hoods SarsapartIla.
the best spring medicine and one true
blood purifier.
Hoods Pills act easily and promptly
on the liver and bowels. Cure sick
headache.
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ForeSterS' Picnic

Bids for the privileges at the Forest
ers' picnic, to be held at Elk Grove on
the 10th. Will be received up to 6 D. m
on the Sth, by E. w. Springstead of Elk
Grove
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Hotel Arrivals.

Arrivals at the Golden Eagle Hotel
yesterday: w. NJ. Phelps, A. B. Nor
rls. Julien Hart, Leon Juda, G. L. Ev-
erett, t. c. Arnold, J. c. Tilden, D. w.
Hall, a. Dinklage, San Francisco.
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WANTED-HORSEME TO SEE three
black colts, 100 pounds each, long tails
and names, stylish, handsome, strong;
dirt cheap $50 each. Tryons feed and
sale stable, alley Ninth and Tenth, l. and
NJ
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OPTICIAN.
CARPET CLEANING.

ARE you GOING TO MOVE? IF so.
ring. up RIVETI, the carpesman, and
carpets thoroughly cleaned and properly
relaid. Telephone, 292. Southwest COR
ner Twelfth and q.
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WANTED.

GIRL II TO u YEARS OLD,
orphan preferred, who desires a good
home; very little work to be DONE as she
25lS f m4-lW
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ACTIVE MAN WITH CAPITAL OF SO
to S100 for established travelling business;
salary and percentage. Address Capital,
this office. m4-2t*
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FOR SALE.

FOR $2,50O! A RARE CHANCE TO PUR-
CHASE y
PLACE FOR LESS
THAN IMPROVEMENTS COST.
me owner lost his eyesiGht and must
sen. consists of ten acres: good. nearly
new, residence of rooms: > stables:
chicken house. etc; windmills; 81 fruit
fGeS, etc. Situate just below Whisky
1lll on Lower Stockton road; 10 minutes
walk from terminus OF electric railway
in Oak Park
Terms one-third cash. balance easy
terms OF payment. Apply to
EDWIN X. ALSIP & co,
NO. 1Vl5 Fourth street, Sacramento.
m4-lW
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WANTED-FIVE FIRST-CLASS CLOTH
ing and furnishing goods men. Apply at
H MARKS, s O'Clock this morning. 1t
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FOR SALE-CITY PROPERTY
AUCTION.
AUCTION.

AUCTION.
AUCTION.
WE ARE AUTHORIZED TO OFFER AT
auction that
hI "a LIE u CORNER LOT. SjxI0O
lei, AT THE SOUTHWEST COR
NEK OF TENTH AND + STREETS.
M ~ n A STORY AND a HALF DWELL
rms property being on the corner can ba
MADE 10 pay good interest; house being
20 constructed that two families can
pccuPy II. The party owning it having
5oile INTO BUSINESS elsewhere desires tho
money, IN fact he is obliged to sell ANY
IaHrQad man who desires his own home
sHouId not let this property slip by The
streets on both sides are graveIed and
tinnac3qa lnlzed. All taxes are paid 10 date.
me tltle Is 10 re perfect. Terms of sale
ohe-thlrd cash, balance on or before three
years For parties desiring to make
quarterly or monthly payments arrange
mentS can be made. Date of sale is fixed
FOR THURSDAY. MAY 6. 1897. AT 1880
\. Nj, ON THE PREMISES
Don't forget the sale and don't forget
tldt TINS IS A-NO-1 property
EDWIN K. ALSIP x co.
tseaI Estate and Insurance Agents
lUlo Fourth street. m1-6t
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LOST-A GOLD FOUNTAIN PEN SUN
DAY, April 18th, somewhere between
Tenth and G., Eighth and / and Eleventh
and l. streets. Reward if returned to
1914 street. it,
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DRESS AND CLOAKMAKING.

FASHIONABLE DRESSMAKING-
made to order for 81 and upwards, or
will go out by the day. 1922 II street.
FASHIONABLE DRESSMAKING AND
beautifying parlors: skillful treatment
of the face and scalp. Room 2, 7011a j st.
DRESSMAKING+ SUITS 50 50 AND Up
ward; lawn dress, 81 so. 9211a Sixth st.
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One hundred quarts make a cask.
Alex. Holmes. Photo Studio, 1908 10th. .
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SUMMER RESORTS

KENNEY HOUSE - FIRST-CL
family hotel overlooking the bay; near
Union Depot; terms reasonable. JOS.
KENNEY & SONS. Proprietors Santa
Cruz, Cal.
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TO LET OR RENT.

TO RENT-A VERY FINE RESIDENCE
situated in an important and growing
railroad town: with ali the advantages Of
good schools and church; house contains
eight rooms: located in the midst of
beautiful lawns; a fine young orange
grove upon the premises. and all the
sro9iia US tald oat IN an artistic manner
good water for family purposes, with
water for irrigating under pressure; a
me opportunity for a railroad or travel
ing man, or gentleman of leisure wanting
a suburban home in healthy locality;
amount of rent of less consequence than
q good tenant. Inquire of G. Q. HAY
ford, 23l street. m4-1w
1916 l ST-3 UNFURNISHED ROOMS.
suitable for small family; rent cheap.
To LET - PLEASANTLY FURNISHED
house; rent reasonable. Apply, bet. 10a IN.
and p. m. 726 st. Cap. Tel. S2S my3-7t*
TO LET-725 L STREET, A HOUSE or
seven rooms and bath. Inquire ISL l.
street.
TO LET-A NICE ROOM. WITH BATH,
suitable Tor lady or gentleman. los
f street. my2-5t%
To -$2o-FIvE-R (NEW) COT
tage, bath hoC and cold water electric
lights. Apply 10 9l4 Ninth street
NICELY FURNISHED ROOMS; NEW
Seventh.
Ills Sth sT-FURNIsHED HOUsEKEEP-
ing rooms.
1920 Sth STREET-NICELY FURNISHED
front room. suitable for l gentleman.
4l5 o STREETS NICELY FURNISHED
rooms for housekeeping; rent Sl5.
Z
RESIDENCE of nine rooms, 7l9 \ street, be-
tween Seventh and Eighth; will be va
cant after April 1St; can be seen ana IN
Spected any day from row until let. APP
ply 1873 II street
TO LET AFTER APRIL 22d, WELL
furnished house of rooms; bath; all
GonFemences; in splendid location
James p. Mills. Agent, 301 J.
1706 J-MODERN COTTAGE, 5 ROOMS,
-oath ana pantry. Inquire 1900 j street
319 N-TWO FURNISHED ROOMS FOR
housekeeping. Inquire n. Y. Bakery.
FURNISHED SINGLE AND HOUSE
Keeplhg rooms. 101Ih Ninth street, bet
HOS 4th ST-NICELY FURNISHED
rooms, 81 per week and upward.
so TN oI-NICELY FURNISHED Al
cove and other rooms with table board.
Suy TENTH ST-NICELY FURNISHED
rooms; opposite the Plaza.
aU0 NJ ST-2 OR FURNISHED HOUSE
Keeping rooms; hot water; bath.
10 LET, $13-SIX ROOM UPPER FLAT,
9uZ u street, bath, hot and cold water
Apply to ga Ninth street.
TO LET--A NICE COTTAGE OF FIVE
rooms; hot and cold water and every
convenience. Apply at 1912 o street.
NICELY FURNISHED ROOM AT FOR
-esters. building, l street, 7th and Sth.
TWO NICELY FURNISHED ROOMS;
gas ard bathroom convenient. Apply
130212 Eighth street.
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Oh k-RESTAURANT; FINE IO-
cation and doing fine business r1I,It
be SOLD Immediately on account OF
slckness. See BELL * CO. 415 St
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MRS l. DARRALL. CLAIRVOYANT
and trance medium. to II, l to 9. 1411 p.
MADAME MARTINEZ, PIANIST AND
card reader; past present. future, 1908 l.
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WANTED = SECONDHAND HOUSE
hold furniture; highest price paid. Room
29, Old Postoffice Building, up stairs.
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LOsT--FOUND.

EVENING, Be
tween Duden's blacksmith shop on the
upper Stockton road, and Whisky Hill,
on the lower Stockton road, a lady's gold
watch and chain; has initials on case.
and childs picture inside Leave at this
office and receive reward. mist
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H. A. PETRALLI, PLUMBING, GAS AM
steam filter, thinning and .roohnS, al
kinds of metal work; special attenl1oii
to restaurant and hotel work. l0l9 OIL
St, bet, ] and K. Cap Phone 390
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LEE HAYS, THE PLUMBER, AGENT
for x L windmill, 1925 ] st. Tel. 20.
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MEDIUM ROOMS WHITENED, 81 %;
calcimined (drst-class) 81; plasterlhs'
extra. sam Gale. "a and 3d. n and y
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CHOICE, FANCY FRUITS AND NUTS
San Francisco Market, o04 Il
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MAYS AGENCY.
Sure way to get your money; give your
bills TO Mays Agency. Returns made
daily. 1905 Fourth street.
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1916 l ST-3 UNPUBLISHED ROOMS.
suitable for small family; rent cheap.
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To LET - PLEASANTLY FURNISHED
house; rent reasonable; Apply, bet. 10a; m.
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TO LET-725 l. STREET, a HOUSE or
seven rooms and bath. Inquire Isl l.
street
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/, 900 MEN WANTED TO HAVE THEIR
old hats made equal to new. ll26 L street
w L. Rourke. Practical Halter.
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SELECT SCHOOL.

SEND THE WEEKLY UNION TO YOUR
friends in the East.
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PHYSICIANS AND SURGEONS.

NOTICE OF REMOVABLE. DARCY
Power, NJ. D., physician and surgeon. re-
moved to the POmmer Building, S29 J
street. Office hours 10 to r. to 5, to S.
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DIR. MARY M. LER-62s1b T
st; to 10 a. m, to $3.50, and to 7:30
p m; tel, Office, 473; res, 406
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zoURSAnEsr OF mARKsmEn.
Best Shots tn the World VIII Compete sn
the Carson Matches.

Best Shots fn the World HJu Compete In
the Carson Matches.
CARSON, New, Feb. 2z-One hundred
dozens OF live pigeons were ordered to-day
for the live bird shoot to be conducted bv
Dan A. Stuart in conjunction with the
triple tistic events of next month. One
half OF these will be shipped from Chicago
by Malachi Hogan, Stuart representative
there, and the other half will be brought
by Ed Fay, Stuart's agent in San Fran
cisco.
1t looks now as though the shoot was
going to be a mammoth affair. Aside e
from the live birds individual champion
ship there will be interstate trapshootipe
matches. Montana, Utah, Idaho, Wyo-
ming and California are getting team 8 into
shape and will come on to take part in the
competitions. The ten-bird handican
sweepstakes, S. entrance fee and liberal
percentage OF gate receipts, say half, will
be another feature of the tournament.
The championship trophy, held by
Elliott, was shipped from New York
yesterday and will reach this CITY
on Tuesday. Aside from defending his
title and his trophy, Elliott will probably
head State team to enter the Interstate
match.
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Santa Rosa's Meeting the
Best Ever Held on
the Coast.
Loughead, Zegler and McFar.
land Win the Profess
sional Events.
Mott of Oakla and aud Wing of San
Jose Capture the Prizes
for Amateurs.

SANTA ROSA, CAL, Feb. q. - The
greatest days cycle racing ever seen in
California was that promoted by the Santa
Rosa Wheelmen at their three-lap track
here to-day, the occasion being the open
ing of the State circuit. There was big
card OF events and the high class of the
competitors insured rare sport for the
thousands who attended. There were
champions from everywhere and the par
ticular ones whose stars shone most bril-
liantly after it was all over we're: Fred
]. Loughead OF Canada, who captured the
mile open; Otto Zsigler Jr. of San Jose,
who won the third mile scratch; Floyd A.
Mcfarland, also of San Jose, who won the
five-mile event, defeating the mighty
Becker of National fame, and Mott OF Oak
land and Wing of San Jose. who captured
the amateur events.
Loughead stamped himself a veritable
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man now than he has been in three years,
and ] am satisfied that his wind and stay
ing powers are perfect. But 1 am not
pleased with his foot work. He does not
seem to me to be as quick on his pins as he
used TO be. II may be that Jeffries'
methods compelled Jim to hold to one
SPOT good deal, but it strikes me that
he should be little more shifty. 1t would
never do for him to allow FitZsimmons to
get him in corner as'Jeffries did"
Now, Billy Brady has bet good deal OF
money already on Corbett and expects to
put up good deal more. He is as wise q
young man as can be found on the conti-
nent. 1t is just possible that Billy would
like to have a story 60 out to the effect
that he is not sure of his protege's chances,
in the hope that it would cause a change
in the betting and afford him an opportu-
nifty to get aboard at something like even
money.
George Green. who is to do battle with
mysterious" Billy Smith the day before
the Corbett-F tt-Fitzsimmons contest, and Dsl
Hawkins, who is to meet Martin Flaherty
on the same day, went into active train
ing to-day at Empire. Both of the San
EIduClSCduS uTc COuluSi1b IAdJ tH0y Will
take the worlds cham pionships of their
respective classes home with them.
In the Nevada Assem- bly, to-day a bill
was called up by Representative Allen of
Eureka, which, had it passed, would
have seriously handicapped the Pullman
Company's excursions to the big fight.
The bill provided that each sleeper and
buffet passing through Nevada should be
taxed tor a hotel-keepers' license and a
ouor-dealers' license as well. Not only
this, but the tax was to hold good in
every county through which the cars
passed. This would mean that they
would be assessed in seven counties be-
fore reaching Carson, and as seven cars
usually comprise train it can readily be
seen that a veritable harvest would be
taken in.
The bill didn't pass. The Carson rep
resentatives got up and fought it tooth
and nail. They realized that if the bill
became a law it would keep thousands
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matters in little while, however, by chal-
longing Hickey to a game of crusoe and
beating MIN out of $50. And just TO show
that he was still strong and looking for
work, Fitzsimmons took off mis- coat and
pitched into pile of wood with an ak.
He made the splinters fly for at least
twenty minutes and turned out a healthy
heap OF kindling, much to the gratfica-
ton of the cook.
Jim Corbett has been compelled to ease
up in his training. 1t is the result of a
command issued this morning by Billy
Delaney, the Californian's chief trainer.
Delaney has been making a careful study
OF James Us condition since his arrival
here and he has reached the conclusion
that the big fellow has had more work
than is good for him. He fears that if
Corbett is allowed to have his own way he
will pass the limit of perfection of condi-
tion and grow stale. In consequence the
afternoon boxing, wrestling and bag
punching will be cut out of Corbett's
training programme Instead of these
Delaney will now take him out for
tramp over the hills surrounding Shaw's
Springs.
"What 1 want to do is to keep him full
of fresh air and deprive him of portion
of his indoor work." was the way Billy
explained it to me to-day. 81 don't want
to be understood as intimating that Jim
is going back or that he is in immediate
danger of doing himself harm, but con-
slider that he is in the best possible con-
dition he can ever hope to reach right
now, and say Let well enough alone
Jim was never so fit before in his life, and
while it may be that he could be made
better, still l do not believe in taking any
chances. 1 only wish the fight was to-
morrow. He is ready to fight for his life
and any body's money. 1 think that by
taking off a good deal of his work
I can keep him where he is now, and that
means that he will win to a certainty"
Corbett himself does not take altogether
kindly to the idea of cutting down his
work. He is glutton for exertion while
in training, and this is not the first time
that Delaney has had to put down his foot
solidly and arbitrarily decree what "Pom-
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"TW1aHVV"T @MNoN:1
CORBETT RECEIVING VISITORS AT SFIAW'S SPRINGS

his training routine. Bob never boasted
that he was a phenomenon with shot
gun, but somebody told him that in Ne
vada all one had to do was to shut his
eyes and blaze away, then go out and
gather the slain members of the long-eared
fraternity frequenting the sagebrush.
Nothing would do him to-day but to sally
forth for slaughter. Dan Hickey and
Steiner, the Cornishman's sparring part
Rers were ordered out to shoulder shot
guns which Bob had borrowed in the
neighborhood, while Ernest Roeber, the
wrestler brought up the rear with a club
and FitzsImmons' Great Dane, Yarum.
This affair is to be exclusive, mind you"
. was the caution that Bob left with those
who remained behind, and then the party
sailed forth.
Fitzsim mons led his trainers all over the
surrounding foothills for three hours, and
then they began to show signs of ex-
haustion. First Hickey begged to be al
lowed to go home, and then Roeber re-
mem bered that he had some letters to
write. Steiner was game, and was tell
ing Fitz how he intended to stick 1t out
when Yarum gave a yelp and lay down.
The big pugilist had no sympathy fo= the
trainers but when the Dane collapsed he
agreed to turn back.
At the training quarters there were
visions of rabbit pie and all sorts of good
things, but these were displaced by ex-
.pressions of grief and disappointme mt
when the huntsmen hove into view
empty handed.
No catch 'em even squirrelT' asked
Sam, the Chinese cook.
Nope" laco nically replied Fltzsim-
mons. II guess they saw us coming. But
never mind; We will try it again to-mor-
row, and we won't come back until we
have knocked a wagon-Ioad OF them"
At this concerted roar went up from
Hickey, Steiner and Roeber. II there
was to be any more rabbit hunting, they
declared, they would resign their jobs So
Fitzsimmons will have to go out alone
after this.
The Cornishmans work to-day COM
prised run over the hills and the ra bbit
hunt during the morning and nine rounds
OF furious boxing with his three trainers
in the afternoon. During the latter diver
sion Fitzsmmons accidently used his
elbow on Hickey's forehead and cut quite
cash just over the right eye. Hickey
was not at all pleased with this treatment
and said something about looking about
for more congenial occupation.
Good-natured Fitzsimmons squared