The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1897-11-23

editors is dyin' out. an I'm tn boy to re-
vive ii. Price y cints a week. be carrier
delivered at ye'er own dure; sind In yeer
I'm goin' to read tn pa-aper. I'm a
vested inthrest meself-hfty- four acrost an
/ stand be me class lis hound TO be a
at what 1t can do. Humber four hundherd
an eight Nv our Clybourn avnoo line whin
crossin' Randolph sthreet yesterdah. r-run
down tn NOTORIOUS burglar, Furious Mike,
who was walkin' out on some felonyous
Enterprise, readin' tn hated Thrybune.
Tn wretch was mangled, but not SO mucn
but what spotter number eighty-three cud
recognize him. Another triumph fr tn
yellow car journalism. Can our effete con-
timpraries akel it,? Rayporther number
forty nine wan Nv our best gripmen. run
acrost Secretly Gage las night as tn crowds
was returnin' firm tn theaytres II was
not known that Mr.. Gage was in town till
our staff encountered him. Mr.. Gage was
so surprised be tn meetin' that he rayfused
to be interviewed, but it is thought he's IN
town inspictin tn governmint hospital serv-
Ice as he was driven to tn Marine Hospital
q few minutes afther we sthruck him. All
our cars was blocked be fire in clark
sthreet las night at tn busiest hour For
or a great misfortune wud we happened
We demand Chief Swenie's removal
There is no ground fr b s5GPpln cfaTs
thin burn. An If people can't get on
tn thracks it's their own fault. They
ought to be in our palace cars readin, our
a blow at the liberty OF tn press that we
don't propose to stand In silence. II oET
hated an loathsome rivals hope to throttle
us be tying up our cars they will md they
AFRO badly mistaken TIL Hon'rable Jawn
Powers called las night an laid a fifty
year franchise on our desk. TIL franchise Is
wan Nv tn finest grown In this section up
to date. Come again, Jawnny we ARE
glad to announce that tn Hon rable Mike
Kenna has raycoverNd firm his thrip to
New York an is again in our mi ST. Mike
y hnxr Ind
they dhrop into his place that his promise
to give tn largest glass iv beer an tn
hardest billed egg in tn city FIR nickel IS
no idle boast 'Jawn I'm Harlan talked FIR
two hours to an aggregation iv cutthroats
at tn Young Mems Christian Association
las night. Harlan is en- arnychist an some
day We'll catch him on our right iv way an
r-run our intire edition over him: Our
frind John Coughled is havin' his bar
painted No wan has more Enterprise than
''That's tn kind iv lively news Yerlxuss'Il
print. I'm goin' to take tn paper. 1t
won't be safe not to. Only thin that reads
tn Daily Bell Punch can have a seat in tn
car. TIL conductorSll take subscriptions,
an tn ma-an that rayfuses to subscribed
have his face bate in with a brake handle.
Transfers on North avnooll be given to
all constant readers. All cars IL start an
finish at the Bell Punch office, where tn
conductors will turn in their fares an their
copy. Tn editorials IL mostly be written
be tn barn bosses. People that are kilt be
tn grips can't have their names printed in
tn death column till their families have
fixed things up with tn comp'ny's agent.
A pitcher iv Jawn Tanner ii be printed at
tn head iv tn iditoryal page livery day,
an on Sundah they'll be a colored supple
mint FIR Van Cleave It'll be a great hit
an it'll run out tn other pa-apers bimeby."
I'll not take it," Mr.. Hennessy protested
stoutly Il don't like Yerkuss. He kilt
dog av mine wanSt."
Well said Mr.. Dooley. Hell get along
without we. He's a great Journalist. All he
needs is a bald head an a few whiskers an
principles to be a second Horace Greeley"