The Wichita daily eagle., 1897-12-19
Along the Kansas Nile


Ed. Little is not the only man in Kansas
who is giving calcimined imitation OF
craftsmanship. The Honorable Harry
Bone is getting that way.
There will be no fight between Baker and
Leland. But the little brush demonstrated
that It takes small defiance to make Baker
or.stle up Ike The cylinder IN a music
boX.
There has never yet been Kansas 70
nance written with a beautiful woman in
it that the author d'd not explain tnst the
beautiful creature was just visiting from
the east.
II was IN the legislature just long
enough" says western Kansas PopU-
list, Ito get Onto the fact when I wanted
10 know what dirt was IN q BIZ. 10 skip
down TO the first provided and read it,
A veteran made speech in western Kan
sas last week claiming that the spring a.
Andersouville was miraculous. Another
veteran calls Am down. saying tina; II
God could furnish them with fresh water
He would never allowed them 70 rot In
the filthy prison IN the iirst place
The dramatic company mad a hard tine
OF Il az I'll Dorado. The local paper al
v.ses the women OF the harem in sad
Pasha" 70 get Their trouser-egs washed.
The audience couldn't get even an 3at.na-
ton Of legs through the alleged diaphoEous
pants OF the dark-eyei Hours.
Mrs. Essle y Beaion OF C.marron. "a
western Kansas. deserves SPECIAL mention
Among millions and m.llisis OF people sas
* the only one mentioned ~ to date who
has solved two puzzles handTuuniag. Shs
solved a mystery story and received a re-
ward and was winner also OF missing
letter contest.
In Sumner county two Popuiist farmers
got tired of hearing a Republican neigh
Dor gass.ng sboU. prosperity. 50. 10 b. ssr-
castle. they slipped out one niEht an4 pat
on the Reigabor's fence a sign seaflGg.
This farm nos Tor sale" INSIDE o a week
the nelghbor mad four offers. and be e nov
doing rhe laughing
From President Mckinley % 70 GATE
kansas aas received one CONSULAR apposni-
meat. one 5rdlclai appointment aad ore
Indian agency appointment. positions iyiag
outside the state. II the cd day. of s56fG
majority the Republican poiileiaas - e
that 4 Kansas Tere Close state zhe z0Ui1
81 more federal recognition. i t9es1't
seem 70 work.
A stranger ln Kansas foEa Usat 90 q I
show AZ the Iocs. opera 5oBse. After tos /
performance the leading actor fusnet down I
of TIE st4Ee aEJ shook him warmly - ne /
hard That's al r.ght.~ sal5 tbs sfEanEs-. ]
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