The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1897-06-25

Jack Mayo lla: profound respect for
the man who first said, '.The road to hell
is paved with good intentions." His wife
has kitchen garden aud requested Jack
to hoe out the weeds, bat he kept putting
! the ordeal off. One day last week ilrs.
! Mayo visited out of town and Jack CON
cluded to dig out the weeds and surprise
| her agreeably. He worked industriously
and retired from the contest tired, but
happy. The next day, at noon, his wife
asked him, "who has been hoeing in rfy
garden?'' Il did, responded Jack, with
the proud consciousness of good deed
DONE What do you mean by digging
up all my vegctables?' inquired bis bet
ter half, sternly, and Jack realized that
man who does not know beet tops from
dog fennel, has no business in garden.
The much talked of ball game be-
tween the telegraphers al d printers came
off Sunday according to arrangements,
the latter winning easily. The event
had created a deal of interest among
baseball enthusiasts, and when the game
was called, not withstanding the incle-
ment weather, several hundred spectators
were OH hand to cheer for their respect
i've favorites. Asa Tunnicliffe captained
the lightning jerkers, while Geo. Irvine
managed tue typos. Alex Rennie served
as umpire and at ago called game with
the printers at the bat. Geo. Irvine
pitched for the prints and "Shiaey"
Kerr for the operators. From the first
the typos seemed to have the better of
the game and played careiessly, though
at the end of the fifth inning the score
was the intention to play only five in
Mugs, but the telegraphers insisted on
playing another, and the prints" accom-
fnodated them willingly. 1t had not
been considered good policy by the print
ers to run their score up too high ia view
of other games that they had arranged,
and were content to let the operators
down easy. But when llle operators in
sisted ON playing another inning the
printers ceased their foolisluess and
played ball like old professionals. Dur
: ing the last inning they scored s runs,
f; but the operators were: unable to hit
; Irvine and at the end of the sixth inning
the score stood. printers 10, operators I .
Since the game the typos have received
several challenges, But will not likely
consider any of them until after their
game with the denizens Of the cour;
house.
Here is diamond, here = piece of
charcoal. Both carbon; yet between
them stands the mighticst of magicians
Nature. The food on. your table, and
your own body: elementally the same;
yet between the two stands the digestion,
the arbiter of growth or decline, life o.
/ DEATH
We cannot make a diamond; we can-
not make flesh, blood and bone. Nc.
But by means of the. Shaker Digestive
Cordial we can enable the stomach to di
gest food which would otherwise fer
ment and poison the system. In all
forms of dyspepsia and incipient con-
sumption. with weakness, loss of flesh,
thin blood, nervous prostration. the Cor
dial is the successful remedy. Taken
with food it relieves at once. 1t neuri.h-
es and assists nature to nourish. A trial
bottle-enough to show its merit-1o cts.
LAxOL is the best medicine for chill
dren. Doctors recommend it instead of
Castor Oil.