New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-12-16
In memory OF Black Sam,
nams unknown.
A WHITE MAN ALL OVER.


says a London paper can be drawn occasionally
into expressing his Views upon golfers, great ard
otherwise upon whom he has attended He Is
evidently no respecter OF persons for when his
opinion was asked on the respective merits OF the
Prince, Mr.. AsQuth and Mr.. Balfour, he replied
gravely: AYE, l mind the names. They'll hae
muckle to learn. 1 teed the Prince so; but he
only laughed. Eth. but It's pty-a gran pity.
Ye can no laugh an play govt weel Ye MIGHT as
soon be Crockett"
Yes-FamIly Frlend-I congratulate you, my
dear sir on the marriage OF your daughter. l see
you are gradually getting all the girls on your
hands.
old olIvebranch-Or my hands-yesl But the
worst OF It Is have TO Keep ! T,ns husbands on
Bishop Fava. Of Grenoble. says a French journal.
has recently Issued the following proclamation to
his clergy:
The clergy are reminded that they may not ride
tho bicyclette ventrc terre. This means
stomach unto the earth" and probably refers TO
the scorcher or TO him who rides for fall) Sec
ond Tho clergy may not part with their cassocks
even when beginning TO learn. Third. The clergy
are hereby informed that Trey may not ride at
all"
They pas, plate Of cakes to Freddy at dessert;
He puts out his hand. hesitates, then draws IL
What are You crying fOr? asks SKIS, his mo' her,
Because you are going TO scoid me "nen l
choose tho biggest one!"-(Figaro.
Nothing illustrates more striklng,y the growing
Importance OF South Africa than the success OF the
Union Limo OF passenger steamships between
Southampton and Cape Town. The Britain. tho
Ia,es, OF these steamships will compare favoraoiy
I'm all respects with tho finest vessels plying De-
tween England and this country.
A n,,le boy about FIVE years Old. too tired for
anything hut sleep. refused ono night 70 say ms
af wda d y y0G go To Sleep S Goa
to take e.e oi you answered GT Il didn't say em last
night; amt dom 10 say EN- tonight; ana am
dom TO say EN- tomorrow night ana men, nGsh
-(Troy Times.
Tho Chicago Inter Ocean says: 'Mordecai
Hardesty tho hrst white child born IN Indianap-
oils was rocked through infancy In cradle In the
possession OF Mrs. Brandt. wife OF the Rev j. l..
Brandt pastor OF the Christian Tabernacle, OF
Valparaiso Indiana The cradle Is known 10 be
100 years old II was brought from Virginia to
Indiana at an early day. Altogether. forty sons
OF Indiana have been rocked In this same rellc'
which (, stu doing service in the home OF tho
Raw Mr. Brandt The cradle was hewn from the
log 4, three feet two inches long. and from It's
long-continued use closely resembles ebony
v.r9.snc.-''Understand" said the man with the
nervous look that the father OF that boy who los
his voice through an accident on your ROAD Is gohs
II have heard something of the kind" said the
"Eit me on tho Jury. live IN the Same fat with
him Have fer four years."-Cndianapolis journal.
9Th. Eskimo Bulletin" OF Cape Prince OF Wales.
Alaska. IS Issued once year. Here are some
nararraphs from its last number. which appeared
in July:
"Nes-yer-nars son. while sea!-huntins last octo-
ber was lost II |. supposed tho klyax cap
sized"
"sokweena. while herding reindeer found lynx
hiding behind a turf OF grass. Being unarmed he
whipped II with his lasso until 1t covered at MS
feet when he was able to give II blow with his
fist which crushed its skull"
Tho Narwhal tied up hero to the ice on May a.
and gave us the news that Mckinley was elected
and Corbett defeated"
"Ia,t October the hukes Of dying whale struck
Mr. Warren, mate OF the Beivedere inhicting In
ternal Injuries which resulted In his death the fol-
lowing day"
Really mpossble-Tommy-Paw what Is an ex-
.roordlnary sesson OF the Legislature?
MIR Flgg-One In which no fool bills were passed
would be very much that knd.-Qndanapolls Jour-
nal.