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The San Francisco call., 1897-05-31
THE THEATRICAL WORLD,
What There Is On the Programme at
the Several Play houses for
This Evening.

What There Is On the Programme at
the Several Play houses for
This Evening.
The Baldwin will not open tonight and it
will remain closed until Sunday. June g.,
when the Liliputians will open for two weeks,
engagement with "The Merry Tramps" said
to be extremely gorgeous in scenery, costumes
and effects. The little favorites viii all ap-
pear. The Lyceum Theater Company will fol-
low with the Prisoner OF zenda."
The Frawley Company will open at the Co
lumbia Theater this evening with 1.-The Fatal
Card" drama first produced in tn eUnited
State at Palmer's about two years ago. 1t is
said to be a powerful play in which sixteen
people Will appear, and each Is an artist with
a good reputation.
At the Alcazar Theater this evening there
will be presented the favorite play called 1.-THE
American Girl" by Grattan Donnelly. This
will be followed by Powers great success,
1.-THE First Born" There will be special
matinee this afternoon in honor of Decora-
tion day.
At the Grand Opera-house there will be
offered comedy drama, ''Lost in New York"
in which Miss Maud Edna Hall will appear
and Intro duce two new .'coon" songs. The
piece will be effectively staged. To-day being
Decoration day there will be special matt
nee performance.
"Nanon," Genee's comic opera, will be re-
vived at the Tivoli Opera-house this evening
1t will be presented by the leading mem bers
of The TIvoi troupe. Myra Morella will take
the part of the hostess of "The Golden Lamb"
and Laura Millard will appear as Nanon.
The management OF the Orpheum will pre-
sent several attractions this evening, the
principal one being Adgie and her perform
ing lions, Prince, Victoria and Trilby. Billy
Carter, the renowned bau joist and comedian,
and Morton and Elliott, musical entertainers
will also appear. There will be Decoration
day matinee this afternoon.
An attractive entertainment is announced
at the Chutes for this evening. 1t being the
anniversary of the founding of the Order of
Chosen Friends there will be msay special
features and fine display of fireworks, in
cluding several sci pieces.
At the SutrO Baths in consequence of the
fact that to-day is legal holiday there will
be a special performance, which no doubt will
attract large crowd to the place, both after
noon and evening.
AT the Oberon there will be this evening, as
in the past, the presentation by the popular
Stark orchestra of some of the choice musical
gems OF the best composers
The San Francisco call., 1897-05-31
Grand Larcenv Charged.

Frank W. Foss and Violet Foss were arrested
yesterday by Detectives Anthony aud Dillon
on charge of grand larceny. About ten days
ago the woman took ]. Connolly, a visitor
from Napa, TO a room at 1O5 Stockton street,
and while there Foss, it is alleged, relieved
him OF his gold watch, which he pawned for
The San Francisco call., 1897-05-31

The water of the River Tinto in Spain
hardens and petaties the sand of its bed,
and II stone falls in the strea NJ and
ahghfs upon another in few months
they unite and become one stone. Fish
cannot live in its waters.
The San Francisco call., 1897-05-31
SOUTH ENDS REGA TIA
Exciting Boat Races Witnessed
by a Large Crowd on
the Bridge.
The M dgets Defeat the Seniors in a
Close R c-Dr. Dennis De.
ats Duplissea.

The South End CLUB regatta yesterday
showed that the city has a large number
of rowing men and that the club is pos
sessed of oarsmen who will give good
account of themselves at the Ell Campo
regatta.
Although there were frequent delays in
starting the events the large mum Der of
spectators were repaid by waiting, as the
races were close and exciting.
The first race to be started by Captain
Thomas was between the Midgets and The
Senior crew. Both crews kept well to-
getber until the homeward journey, when
the Midgets pulled gradually ahead and
won by two lengths in the quick time OF
9:42 2-5. A heavy wind on the back
stretch prevented better time.
The next event was race between the
following crews:
Crew 2, barge Fly Biister-Will Meherin,
bow; Will Fox, No. 2; Alexander McGeorge,
No. 3; James Lyors, stroke ana captain; Ed
mund Lyon, cockswain.
Crew 3, barge South End-Frank TobIn
bow; Frank Reichling, No. 2; Will Mead, No
tcaptain); Herbert Hawkins, stroke; Willie
McGrill, cockswain.
Captain Hawkins crew won after hard
struggle by two and half lengths; time,
II :23 As
The intermediate crew composed of the
following men: Fly Blister-Tom LYNCH
bow; John Mitchell. No. 2; Tom Lynch
No. g.; Walter Duplissea, stroke; Willie
Gilfeather, cockswain. defeated the follow
ing Junior crew-Joseph Campodonico,
bow; George Fox, No. (captain); Hugh
McIsaacs, No. 3; T. J. Fitzpatrick. stroke !;
George McGrilI cockswaln, by narrow
margin in 1924 As.
In the skiff races Ftz Aber defeated
Barry by four lengths III Is :58 2-5
Alter rowing in the Midget crew Frank
Duplissea rowed against DR.. Dennis,
and the result was the doctor had an easy
victory.
The San Francisco call., 1897-05-31
SHE FELL.
SIXTY FEET
UNFRAMED
Augustine Trampon Drops
From a Fourth Story
Window.
JARRED THE EARTH,
BROKE NO BONES.
Retained Consciousness While
Plunging Through a Thick
Floor.
WAS SHE THROWN FROM THE
WINDOW?
A Baseless Rumor TO That Eff CT
Causes Much Excite ment in the
Vicinity Of the Fall.
WAS SHE THROWN FROM THE
WINDOW?
A Baseless Rumor TO That Eff CT
Causes Much Excite ment in the
Vicinity Of the Fall.

Miss Augustine Trampon, young girl
recently from Paris, fell from the fourth
story of her lod Sings, ia California street,
at o'clock on Saturday night, crashed
through a two-inch plank floor, struck
The San Francisco call., 1897-05-31

The brightest star IN the armament was
called the Dog star by the Egyptians, be-
cause it watches the rising of the Nile and
gives notice by its appearance of that i'm
portan event.
The San Francisco call., 1897-05-31
-FOUR FRAGILE
CRAFT CAPS|zE
All the Occupants Picked
Up by Passing
Vessels.
Life.Saver Hawken Nearly Loses
His Life Rescuing the
Others
Another Party Overturned Near Arch
Rock Taken on Beard the
Steamer SauSalito.

Yesterday was day of disaster among
the light bay craft. Owing to the preva'
lence of gusty leaps of wind" no less than
four sailing vessels capsized.
Four Italian b-fishermen's smacks
capsized near the heads yesterday, and in
The San Francisco call., 1897-05-31

King Menelik of Abyss has ordered
OF a European artist panorama repre-
senting the defeat of the Italians.
The San Francisco call., 1897-05-31
CURTAIN
DEPART RTMENT!
1000 PAIRS
DIRECT FROM THE LOOMS!

Housekeepers and the public gener-
ally are informed that we have just
received very large shipment of FISH
NET LACE CURTAINS in the very
latest designs. These Curtains are in
both White and Ecru and were pur-
chased by us from one of the largest
Nottingham manufacturers under most
favorable circumstances.
The prices of above Curtains are
SIPS, SITS, $500, $3.50, $500,
$500, $3.50 and S. 90 per pair.
We have also opened this week our
last consignment for this season of Fine
Printed Irish Dimities, in the very new
est styles and colorings,
Price 25c a yard.
See our window display.
The San Francisco call., 1897-05-31
WESTERN ADDITION INCOME PROPERTY

Sc. cor. jackson and Buchanan SITS.
An elegant income paying property in the best
part of the Western Addition. improvements
Store, flats and four dwellings. Lot on jackson
street leased TO church. Can be further improved
to pay big Present rents $240o per annum.
Lot 147:S1Ax137:6.
Terms-One-half cash: balance In wears at az
per cen@
The San Francisco call., 1897-05-31
DIVING FOR GOLD-PIECES.

u ~ t a Att hua ahsy@y
dow or h au % mmewaer arharw m
ven III yn
u with Sgodp@ msmwaoad nawnn olives
dR
The San Francisco call., 1897-05-31
The Scene of Miss Trampon'
Fall.

The space between the crosses shows the dis
tsnce the young woman fell-nearly 60 feet.
The San Francisco call., 1897-05-31
DOWNTOWN RESIDENCE LOTS.

DOWNTOWN RESIDENCE LOTS.
Northwest cor. Ellis and Franklin SITS.
Giit-Edge Residence Property.
Situated In one of the choicest and most conve-
nient portions of the city, only short distance
from Market ST., one block from Van Ness ave.
boulevard. ELLIS st. Is bituminlzed- Cement side
walk. Land level and ready for building Beauti-
full panoramic view of the city, VIII be sold as
whole or in subdivisions.
Terms One fourth cash; balance in /, 2 and 8
years; interest 61a per
PACIFIC HEIGHTS RESIDENCE.
n line CNo 1909 of Vallejo ST., sS feet w. Of
Modern residence of 7 rooms and bath: sub
stantiaily built; good condition.; elegant neigh
borhood; grand marine view. Lot 27x 125 feet
WEBSTER-ST. .IMPROvEDPROPE
sW. cor. Webster and wildey sts, bet Bush
and Pine.
Two flats on Webster st. and cottage on Wndev
ST.; rents 1884 per annum Corner lot ~ :6x
% feet.
ASHBURY HEIGHTS RESIDENCE LOT
E. line Clayton ST., 340:9 feet s. of Waller
choice lot overlooking the park. Inc sur
rounding properly is well improved. and the 9is-
trict Is very select and progressive Lot 2o1IOo'o
MAGNIFICENT CORNER LOT.
SW. corner OF Pacific aud Jones SITS.
All ready to improve; would pay well with
stores below and flats above; good location 1or
business. Large corner lot 6Ox5Z:4
CASTRO HEIGHTS RESIDENCE.
w. line GO. 1920 Of Castro 81, 1s5 feet ;. OF
Twensy-third.
Modern 2-story bay-window residence OF rooms
ana bath; in fine condition Lot 21:5x9O iee%
WESTERN ADDITION CORNER LOT.
Sc. cor Laguna and o. Farrell sts.
large. handsome lot; fine site Tor an elesams o'
home or flats; centrally located in very cho'ce
neigh borh ood Lot 50x90.
MISSION HOME
S line (No. 47) of Hill ST.. 81 feet h. OF Guerlero5
A subs, antial, well-built a--window mouse oI Z
rooms and bath, in the Mission warm Dei~ ho'
25x90 feet.
RICHMOND LOTS.
Part of Outside Land, Block 362 ST. Nine
teent aud Twentieth aves.
Seventeen choice lots in progressive hlcnniohu'
will be sold whole or in subdivislohs'
EASTON ELDRIDGE CO.,
Office and Salesroom, 63S Market s., opposite
Palace Ho,el.
The San Francisco call., 1897-05-31

EASTON, ELDRIDGE & CO.,
Office and Salesroom, 638 Market So, oppo'iIe
Palace Hoel.
The San Francisco call., 1897-05-31

An attractive entertainment is announced
at the Chutes for this evening. 1t being the
anniversary of the founding of the Order of
Chosen Friends here will be may special
features and fine display of fireworks, in
cluding several Sc pieces.
The San Francisco call., 1897-05-31

At the sutro Baths in consequence of the
fact that to-day is legal holiday there will
be a special performance, which no doubt will
attract a large crowd to the place, both after
noon and evening.
The San Francisco call., 1897-05-31

in the past, the presentation by the popular
Stark orchestra of some of the choice musical
gems of the best composers.
The San Francisco call., 1897-05-31

PACIFIC HEIGHTS RESIDENCE
N. line (No 1906) of Vallejo St., s3 feet w. OF
Octavfa.
Modern residence Of rooms and bath; sub
stantially built; good condition; elegant neigh
borhood; grand marine view. Lot 27x 125 feet
The San Francisco call., 1897-05-31

Part of Outside Land, Block 362 ST, Nine
teent aud Twentieth aves.
Seventeen choice lots in progressive hicnnono'
Will be sold as whole or in subdlvislons'
The San Francisco call., 1897-05-31

Country and camping orders specially
solicited. Goods shipped 100 miles free.
Our new illustrated book, The Summer
Oaeatton, as also The .4rt Domestic for
June, FREE.
The San Francisco call., 1897-05-31
MISSION HOME.
LOT

line (No. 47) of Hill ST.. 81 feet h. OF re
A subs, antia, well-built iar-window mouse oI
rooms and bath, in the Mission warm DEL" Ao'
25x90 feet.
The San Francisco call., 1897-05-31

Sc. cor. Laguna and o. Farrell SITS.
a large handsome lot: fine site for an elegant
home or flats; centrally located in a very choice
neigh borh ood. Lot 50x90
The San Francisco call., 1897-05-31
WEBSTER-ST. IMP

WEBSTER-ST. .IMPROVEDPRO
sW. cor. Webster and Wildey sts, bet. Bush
and Pine.
Two flats on Webster ST. and cottage on Widev
ST.; rents 1884 per annum. Corner lot, ~ :6x
81 :3 feet.
The San Francisco call., 1897-05-31

f. line Clayton ST., 340:9 feet s. of Waller
A choice lot overlooking the park. Inc sur
rounding properly is well improved, and the as
trlct Is very select and progressive Lot 2oXlUo -
The San Francisco call., 1897-05-31

At the Grand Opera-house there will be
offered a comedy drama, 'Lost in New York"
in which Miss Maud Edna Hall will appear
and intrcd duce two new .'coon" songs. The
piece will be effectively staged. To-day being
Decoration day there will be special matt
moo no mance
The San Francisco call., 1897-05-31

CASTRO HEIGHTS RESIDENCE.
w. line (So. 1920 of Castro ST., 1S5 feet > OF
Twensy-third.
Modern 2-story bay-window resid ence OF rooms
ana bath: in fine condition. Lot 21:3x9O feet
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1897-06-02
A Failure.

A certain professor in one of the lead
ing schools of this city was not long
since DESTROYS Of Incorporating some
negro dialect i'll u story he was prepar-
ing. Not being very we'll versed i'll their
manner of speech, he bethought him
that it would be good idea to study
the language i'll its purity undetiled.
With this end i'll view he betook himself
to the vicinity of the Union depot, near
which representatives of tho ebon race
are always to be found.
One effort was enough. Meeting u
coal black negro driving wagon rather
we'll loaded and aceosting him as
"Unele John, " the following brief dia-
logue ensuod;
Pretty heavy load, uncle Can you
get up the hill with it'?'
g do not know, sir, but l presume
So.
Such an example of pure and unde
filed English coming from such an un.
expected source almost paralyzed the
professor, who muttered something
about the " deaeneraey of the modern
negro, and, mentally deciding to con
suit the works Of Uncle Remus," h,
retraced his steps to his apartments. -
Nashville American
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LOOKS LIKE A BEAR.
A Diminutive Animal That You Can Find
In Water.

In Water.
He really looks very much like a
bear, though you must put him under n
powerful microscope to see the resem-
blance. The extraordinary thing, how
ever, about this tiny creature is that he
Is found in the cutters of houses, where
he is at one time dry as dust and scorch-
ed by the blazing sun, at another active
and full of life under refreshing
shower of rain.
The water bear is one of the Rotifer
animalcules, and is Of all of them the
most capable of standing any extremes
of temperature without giving up the
ghost He may be left dried up for
months, even years, and yet ON being
put into water will expand and begin
moving about and feeding vigorously.
Although he cannot stand boiling wa
ter, he will live i'll dry heat at far
higher temperature, even up to 200
degrees f. One has actually been kept
In vacuum for 80 days with sulphuric
acid and chloride Of calcium without
losing his capability of reviyification,
As for the reason why, it seems the
little boasts bodies are chiefly COM
posed of albumen, which, it is we'll
known, will stand very high temper
ature without losing its solubility
Then, too, they are provided with two
skins, ono over tho other, and these
skins are wonderfully tough and elastic.
The water bear has the scientific
name of tardigrada, because he takes
life SO easy. He is always fat and
plump and spends his waking periods
in constantly grubbing with his four
pairs of legs among whatever rubbish
comes in his way. Having eyes. brain
and nervous system, he is much ahead
of his tribe. and is altogether one of the
most interesting and amusing little ami
mails known to science London Tit
Bits.
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CASAN, THE TARTAR DWARF,
A Fierce Little Mongolian Who Lived
Centuries Ago.

Centuries Ago.
In the series of papers on Historic
Dwarfs, p" in St Nicholas, Mary Shears
Roberts describes the famous Casan.
Mrs Roberts says:
Casan was the name of little Mon
gol Tartar who fiourished in the early
part of the thirteenth century.
He was born in the eastern part of
Asia, not far from the ancient city Of
Karakorum. His parents belonged to
one OF the barbarian hordes that owed
allegiance to Genghis Khan, and Casan
became fierce though small warrior
and fought bravely under the banner of
the great and mighty Mongol conqueror.
The exact height Of this little dwarf
Is unknown. He was certainly not over
three feet tall, but he was active and
muscular and, like all his race, could
endure hunger, thirst, fatigue and cold.
The Tartars were unexeelled in the
management of their beautiful horses
The fleetest animals were trained to
stop short in full career, and to face
without flinching wild beast or formi-
dable foe Casan was born soldier, and
at an early age became expert in all the
exercises that belonged to Tartar edu-
cation. He could manage fiery courser
with great skill and could shoot an ar
row or throw lance with unerring
aim, in full career, advancing or re-
treating
Like many Of those small i'll stature,
he was anything but puny in spirit,
and while yet lad he gathered about
him a troop of wild young Tartar boys
as reckless and daring as himself, of
whom by common consent he became
leader He commanded his lawless
young comrades with strange mixture
of dignity and energy, and they obeyed
his orders with zeal and Willingness.
Sometimes they would go ON long hunt.
ing expeditions, seldom failing to lay
waste any lonely habitation they hap
Dene1 ON
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rho.ogr.nhtnE tho Arterles.

After au,ch study and painstaking an
artery in the arm Of an adult has been
photographed Tho patient had been
suffering from some trouble in the arm
which the physicians were unable to
correctly diagnose. BY means of the X
rays deposits Of lime salts i'll the blood
We're clearly shown. and the case was
treated in accordance with the facts
ELECTED by the photographing as de
scribed. New York Ledger.
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knights of st. Lazarus.

AT very early period i'll tho history
of the Christian church special order
of knighthood was instituted, having
for its object the care and supervision
of all those afflicted with leprosy of ev-
cry nationality, and. as its headquarters
had originally been located in the vicin-
ity of Jerusalem, the order was gener-
ally designated knights of ST. Lazarus,
or of ST. Lazarus and St Mary of Jeru-
salem.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1897-06-02

Quarter Acre Lot on Brunswick Turnpike near
city limits.
Acre Lot with small Frame House and Barn
near Lambertville.
Eight Room Brick Dwelling with cellar aud
attic and large lot, on Cottage Hill.
10 acre lot with frame house and barn and apple
orchard near Dilts' Corner in Delaware township.
Frame Houses. rooms each, on North side OF
Elm street near Main street.
Brick Houses, on South side of York street,
near Franklin street.
Ten Room Frame House aud Barn, with large
lot on Cottage Hill.
very desirable Lot, IS feet front on Delaware
avenue.
Small Frame Houses, Wilson street, on in.
stalments.
Frame Houses, rooms each, Franklin ST.,
near Swan, terms easy.
Vacant Lot, Franklin street, near Swan.
2Small Houses, s. Main St. near Weeden.
Frame Houses, N Uuon St., above Elm.
Small Brick Dwelling Brunswick avenue, Cot
tage Hill.
Room Frame House and large lot, Brunswick
avenue, Cottage Hill.
20 Acre Lot, in West Amwe township, between
Rock Road and Turnpike.
9 Acre Lot with House and Barn, in Delaware
township, near River Road, IA miles from city.
7s Acre Farm along York Road in West Am
well township cheap.
Oct l6 1895,
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Leave Lambertville for Manunka Chunk
1920 m, l.37, 5G7 and rs p IN. SUNDAY 2 ~ f-.ts
days.
Leave Frenchtown O5. 10.47 am,2Io 5 80 an
SOD N weekdays, 81 sundays. For PIN
lpsburg and Easton only, 7.02
Arrive at Philipsburg 40 and li21 Ia, 2.45,
o5s, 1.3b and 3 81 p. IN. sunday g3l p.
Leave Phtllipsburg rs, yI5 and II q a IN, . 81
Goa aud y 30 m. Sunday, IS pm
Arrive Belgidere 1855 1922 and IL % a N a.
6.32, 1902 IN. sunday, 1902 m.
Arrive Manunka Chunk sos, 10 10 and II 80 a IN .
3Ss, 9 80 aud 1910 m. Sunday, 1910 p M.
Additional trains leave Bevidere for Manunka
Chunk 100 and $50 IN, and 80 p m. sunday
700 m. Returning, leave Mauunka hunk Tor
Bevidere S25, I045 a m, 20, g. 40 and lois g. m .
sunday. 1918 pm.
Freight or mixed trains leaving Manunka
Chunk at 90 m. Belvidere 6.l5 m Martins
Creek b 80 IN, arriving Lehigh Junction 50 n m,
VIII carry passengers and make stops at hae sta
tions north of Philipsburg.
Passengers for Broad Street Station, Philsdtl-
Phla by trains leaving Manunka Chunk ia a IA
daily. aud - 25, 5.2i p nj weekdays and leaving
Phtllipshurg 60 a M daily, 100 aud Sc y rs
ton through car for Mauunka Chunk is at
tached to trains leaving Broad Street station al
6.Q9 800 m, 1900 noon, and 3 62. pm. Ry atl
other trains passengers TO from n.all sttsei
station change cars at Trenton
Connection is made at Mauunks ChunG wiz
Delaware. Luekawanna a Western Railroad; o.
high junction with Lehgh Valley .Lehigh 4 sur
quehanna Morris Essex and New ersey Centta
Railroads. AT Lambertville with Elem u gtnn Rail
rosd AtTrenton with trains to and from Ne,
York, Camden sc.
For fWIthe I u formation see timetables wEIot
ssn be obtained 1.-THE ticket onices
j r. WOOD,
. General Passenger Agent,
j. b. HUTCHINSON
General Manager
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When man realizes that he can Z
pay his debts and has got TO ask for an
extension of time, the first thing for
him to do is to go to a fashionable tailor
and get him new suit of clothes.
Creditors are sol0uia lerient with n
seedy man. --Somervillo Journal
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Aren't you getting gray about the
temples9" he yawned after sitting there
till after midkight.
II presume so, she smiled YEARLY,
"thopgh there was not silver thread
in my hair when you called. "-Detrolt
Free Press.
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Mrs. Cohn-Ikey, who is dat in de
frond room NIT papa?
Ikey-A divinity student vas looking
for furnished room.
Mrs, Cohn-Ikey. go oud Ply der hall
undt yissle hymn-Judge.
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LAMBBRTVILLE NATIONAL BANK,
LAMBERTyILLE, n. J.

The Bank will be opened at O'Clock, A NJ and
close at 8 o'clock p. NJ, all business days, ex-
cept Saturdays, when the closing time will be 1
O'Clock, p. NJ.
All legal holidays observed.
Stated lettings of the Directors every Monday,
at 10 O'Clock A. NJ.
SAFE DEPOSIT BOXES TO RENT at Eve and
seven dollars per year.
Coupons cashed and dividends and interest col
lected.
WILLS, when enclosed in sealed envelopes and
accompanied with written instructions as to their
delivery in case of DEATH will be RI 'eipted for
and kept, free of charge.
STOCKS AND SECURITIES PURCHASED for
patrons of the Bank, at market prices
We respectfully solicit accounts, aud offer every
accommodation consistent with conservative
banking.
ISAIAH p. SMITH,
Cashier.
Feb. 10. Is92-tE
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Snakes in South Africa fear the Sec
rotary bird and will even crawl away
from its shadow This bird can easily
thrash a bird twice its size.
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An Unsafe Question.

He (angrlly)-Was there any fool
sweet on you before married you?
She-Yes, one.
"rm sorry you rejected him.
But l didn't reject him; | married
him. dublin Freeman.
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One Consolation.

WELL" said the absent-minded and
new arrival in Hades, as he mopped
his perspiring brow, there's some
thing to be thankful for down here.
anyway, Folks won't always be yell
Ing at me to shut the door. Baltimore
NaUS