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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1897-06-21

The time 10 cure them IL the
minute they start. Tue remedy need.
ed Is the beet one made. Ballard's
Horehound Syrup Is the most prompt,
certain and harmless remedy for all
Throat Lung or Chest Troubles.
Mr.. A. l.. Armstrong, Clinton, No.,
a prominent druggist, says: 81 sell
forty different cough remedies, but
never In my experience have sold SO
much OF any ono, as Of Ballar d's
horehound Syrup. All say It is the
most perfect remedy for Coughs,
Colda. Consumption, stc." Price 20
and so cents.
Sold by z. G. NJ. 1. Drug Dsr.,t.
ment.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1897-06-21
THE sELf.DEs,RUCil0N MaNiA

The current number of Popular Sci.
ence Monthly has an article on sell
destruction, which contains some To-
teresling statements. Noting the fact
that suicides in this country have In
crensea IS per cent since 1850. 1t asserts
that the chief cause therefor is the
growth OF a nervous, disordered tenn.
pc rament In the American people,
although the i'm mediate incentives
usually named are insanity, bereiity,
financial reverses apd domestic com-
plications. Az to checking the III o. la
tendency, 1t 10 insisted that sympa-
ments Of the foolish aud unfortunate
are the only ores tina. may be expect
cd to avail a. yihing.
Regarding the time when suicides
are most iIsquent, 1t is pointed cut
that in that period year when the
sufferings Of the poor and sick are
least, when en- pIoymeut lie most reldi.
ly obtained, and when the pleasure OF
living should he highest, suicide is
most frequent; in all Countries the
months OF May, June and July give
the greatest number Of self murders.
Drunkenness 10 the most active agent
| OF degeneration toward this orimp; but
1t 10 among the petty ami not the grave
offenders that the greater number Of
Init IL.
Increase at au equal rate, the sug.
gested reaiOn beiag that wherever
civilization 10 highes. the struggle for
existence IL herosst, lie is most arti.
hcial, and there the most failures
OF the human race are met with.
Mental arrangements are credited
with causing one-lhirl OF the sui
cides that occur, and man ia more
prone to self murder than womln But
there Is pointed out one unfortunate
feature Connected with the movement
for an equality Of the sexes. II IL that
| In the matter OF suicide woman Is
getting nearer to msa's record as she
approaches the equality refetret to-.
The conditions OF city life are credited
with increasing the proportion OF sui
cider, AMI newspapers which publish
details Of how such crimes ore COM
mittet are blamed for being potent
factor in increasing them through the
effect, ON the Initiative faculties, o! the
publication OF sucn details.
Tho article referred to points Gu
that what is known as the liberia !
religion OF today, with It, loose
views and disbelief in iu ure
"a aishmsnI, Is practically wofrh.
les as a preventive OF su-
cidf; but family life Ia lookei to as
means whereby taero could he pre-
vented much OF this great wrong.
This latter claim is bassd pa statistics
as TO the proportion o. suicidal aets
" Within and without the family relG-
tLn, WHOA are summer I'D as iCl-
ows:
1t has been found that In a million of
| husbands without children there were
| 40 sui cides, and in the same mum Der
with children iheTe we're but 205. OF a
million wives without children l57 com
miied suicide, as against As with chill
| dren; widower. wi hout children, / ,00i;
with children, 526: widows without chill
| dren, % with children, but l04. These
| figures are eloquent pleaders IN favor OF
family ties as conservators OF life. They
prove distinctly that man must love in
order 10 live.
While m King all dus allowances for
The ae.s OF persons who are mentally
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1897-06-21
The Liver Keeps People We'll.

When the liver Is sluggish all other
organs are involved. You suffer from
Constipation. Biliousness, Jnundice,
Headache, Indigestion, Pain In Back,
Chills ana Loss OF Energy. You will
never know how promptly these
troubles can be cured until you use
HERBINE. 1t cures quickly when
other remedies utterly fail. Regulates
the Liver, Puritivs the Blood. HER.
DINE is a Harmless Vegetable Remedy
that gives new life and energy almost
from the fret dose. Price rs Gents.
Free Trial Bottle at z q. M, 1.
Drug Department.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1897-06-21

Brightol - Hotel, Silver LIKE, vii
be open for business June 25th. Stag,
leaves Cullen Hotel dsiiy at s a. IN.
X ute from Park Guy as) open.
Excellent table u firt cisss ssiv o..
FERNS reasonable. For all particulars
address ID. II. Brighton, proprietor,
city, Z. o. Box 1929
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1897-06-21

others thsn the British nation who
will feel thst 1t 10 not 10 wiser. more
generous hearted, or trustworthy
sovereign, though he be her own son
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Many man, who has been sent to
an early and even suicidal grave by
the iorlures of dyspepsia. would be
alive and well today, had he tested the
virtues Il Ayet's Bsisiparills. This
is NJ temporary apetiz u, but q radical !,
sc!ehtific remedy. 1t makes life worth
iivipg.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1897-06-21

Rev. john Reid Jr., of Great Falls,
Mont, recommended Ely's Cream
Balm TO me. I can emphasize his
statement, "ItIis IA positive cure for
catarrh II nsed as directed. "-Rsv.
Francis w. Poole, Pastor Central
Pree. Church, Helena, Mont.
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For the exclusive control OF Tribune
privilege during Jubilee week. For
.urther information apply to
JOHN ID. SPENCER, Chsiro an
Committee on rribunts and Music
stands, Semi. Centennial Commit-
lion.
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10 Per tent en-
On every grade of footwear at
Y q. M. /.
Bankrupt stlts are bugab Jos.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1897-06-21

Hundreds Of thoueauOs have been
lpuuced to Try Chamberlain Cough
Rsmsdy by reading what 1t hos done
Tor Others, and having .ested It's merit
Tor Themselves are today ils wermess
friends. For sale by druggists.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1897-06-21

Stop dragging yourself with qusck
nostrums or "cures." Get a well know u
pharmaceutical remedy that will do
the work. Catsrrh ant cold in the
head win not cause suff ring II Eiy's
Cream Balm is used. Druggist will
supply 10. trial slzs or soc. full siz..
We mail n.
ELY BROS, So Warren st., N. Y.
city.
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$500 RIcHrIELD OR BELKNAr

And Return, Saturday, June goth.
spscisl excursion 10 tie lew ,ou
discoveries. Finest a. hing aud cumt-
ing grounds IN Utsn. Tickets good
ten days,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1897-06-21

Geneva Is the place. Splendid Re-.
slrt hotel, with boate, etc. Fare 81 %
round TRIP for tea days. Traibs via
II Grsn 6 Western leave SAlt Ltkt
CitY al 7;50 a. NJ, 1890 p. in. and 500
q. NJ.
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'' HUDDART FLORAL co.
Successors to Mr.. John Rsnding.)

N Il, Second South Street 'phon,r
huuo cboice Towering plants, 10. 600 chou mn.
res DAISIES, etc, shade and frriit trees nm .
s ~: ea srn. cabbage. strawberry plants,
cheapest fresh cut flowers and funersi ds., ans
In the city. Visitors welcome 1''Ens
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1897-06-21

Bali heads are b, CONT too frc-
quent smong the middle age. This
can be prevented by the timely U.s. oil
Hal's Vegetable Sicilisn Hair Re-
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ONLY SAL 90 IAN FRANrIsCc
nud Return, Via Portland.

TcEets ON sale July 2nd, 5.h, 9 b
and 7th, good returning until July
3lst. For particulars enquire City
Ticket Oflcs, POI Main strtet.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1897-06-21

Minneapolis and return, ssS. 40
I ckets on sale July l and 2. Llmi
July 81.
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BusINE SIS OPPORTUNITY.

A RARE ORANGE FOR PARTY WITH
IA siVVO or more In eg tlmHt4 high rlnse
Investment that Will pay profits a so per cent
monthly no risk whatever, will stand most
rigid investigation. II you have tho spot cash
and mean business, address confidentially at
once No. 1873 this ofice.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1897-06-21

Milwaukee and return, $3.50
Tickets on sale July 2, 8, 4. Limit
An Just 81.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1897-06-21

Please call at Union Pacific Tickle,
Ofice. NJ. POI Main Street. for further
partlculnIa.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1897-06-21

10 Per Cent on
on every gtade OF footwear al
z. O. M. I.
Bankrupt Rales are bugaboos.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1897-06-21

F-rnrsion 10 san Frnucisco via Pert.
land.
Only SAL so July anj, 5lh, 9Th and
Z h, good untll July 3lst. Guy ric-e,
Onice 20l Main street.
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10 Per Cent on
On every grace 4 footwear at
u G. NJ. !.
Bankrupt lee are bugG booe,
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HALF RATES EAsr


Denver, Colo, aud return, 1922 SO.
ricsets on sale July s, 8. Limit July
81.
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PATENTS AND PENSIONS.

EITZ.GERALD, ATTORNEY; o'MEARA
- Block. Book on Patents free No pat
ent. no pay.
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PHOTOGRAPHERS.

HAyE YOUR PICTURE TAKEN Al
4 Olsen & + aldnio's Photograph Gallery
Wasnfch block. corner Of Man and second
south. First class work from Loo and up nei
doz. Avail yourselves Of this chance while
these prices last
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1897-06-21
FOR TRADE.

on ACRES WITH HOUSE. oJTnITI, n
0O ings, fence and ample water risb,
VIII trade Tor city property or acreage c1oss
IN: Apply koom 233. ounly Huidng.
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SALE sMAN W ANIEp.

EooDs NuvEL AND SELL RAPIDLY.
W Also lady canvasser. Gail Room Is, No
ar W. 3rd south.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1897-06-21

nN THURSDAY MORNING NEAR FIJI.
~ teenth south on Slate streeta gray
horse With SADDLE = nd brido, uwner can
recover same by applying TO U.A. Englebrst
sen az General thing Uflce andpAying for
THIS advertise nent
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1897-06-21

An OVAL GOLD LoCKET CONTAIN.
IA ing photograph Monogram l. n. on
out'ide, Dec. g. 1878" on inside Finder will
please return to room 43l Atlas Block and re.
ceive reward.
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LPTiCiAN.

rNHE UTAH OPTICAL co, BASEMENT
Il WALKER Bros. Bank. Your eyes exam
med by artificial light free. Manufacturing
and repairing.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1897-06-21

TN EVERY LODGE AND COMMUNITY
i good agent, chnvasser and correepon dent
iiix pay. steady work. Address. Co operation,
Denver, Colo
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1897-06-21

A GOOD MILCH Cow. WILL TRADE
IA papering and painting. Will also trade
work Tor secondhand cart, Apply 10 :. II
Reeves, eil south bird West, City.
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REPAIRING.

INURNITURE, BABY CARRIAGRs. WASH.
a ing machines. wringers, etc., otc. John
N. Larsen. 1853 south. Seventh hast
IITAH CLEANING a TAlLoRING 90
" Cleaning. dYeing and repairing. suita
made to order l3s = lrt 20. A. j Hall Mgr
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TMBkELLAs A \ ID PARAsOLS COVERED
~ and rep -ired. Al. Mayer, 1856 L. ist south
81. doors east old City Han.
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hBlNe AND llkw0RK.

rINHE DAVID JAM.s CO., TIN AND GAL.
i yanlsed IRON works. No. 81 Main street
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t.AlE HELP WANTED.

NTAN WITH A FAIR EDUC ALTON AND
lVl small amount of cash can secure u
paying ONCE position by calling at Room o
Commercial building.
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WANT ED-hELP.

WANl ED.--AGENTs. $50 TO s2s A WEEK
w sure to workers. no capital needed |;
new goods; new plan; sells at sight ;
every fainlly needs It. HOUSEHOLD sPkC.
COMPANY, Box Az, Cincinnati. Ohio.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1897-06-21

"ASTKD-MFN FOR GOvERHMENT
w positions as railway mail clerks, car
riers, gaugers, inspectors. engineers. watch.
men, 1aniiors. etc, to write at once for valuable
information tree examinations occur soon
In every state 4. S. BUFEAU OF iNFOR-
NATION, Dept 70, Cincinnati, o.
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WANItD-Ak AGENT

TN EyEhY sEoTloN. TO CASvass, s4N
i 10 500 q day made. sells 1T sight; also q
man 10 sell staple goods to dealers, best side
line. ,l5.l0 month. salary or large commits
zion made. experience unnecessary Fol-
tea tophrticul frs tend itanr clifton Soar
. tnnfhclnrng Company Clncinneti Ohlo
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CooD sECoND-HAND ORGAN; MUST
W be cheap ana good. Spot cash, Apply
at this oiilee.
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BEGINNING JUNE ISL l CAN CARE
ID for 1870 head OF Horses and Cattle with
good pasturAge. Charges roasonable,
GEO. X REESE.
Church Farm, Thirteenth outh and second
West
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1897-06-21

no NOT TRUST YOuH EYES To On.
- skilled hands. Have your glasses Ut You
Tests free. Moody. expert, Constitution blds
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1897-06-21

The Nxvs 10 on sale a. tho principal Hotels, News
Stands and all passenger trains leaving The city
afssr p. m. daily.
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DosITIoN BY REGIs1EgED Al pHAR
l. macist Best references. Address No.S6
The silver star., 1897-07-01
Tho Water re,r.

One Of the commonest curlosities re-
-ealed by the microscope in water Is .
little animal that looks like a bear.
An extraordinary thing about this
tiny creature is that he is found in the
cutters of houses, where he Is at one
time dry as dust and scorched by the
blazing sun. ut another active and full
of life under a refreshing shower of
rain.
The wnter bear has the scientific
name of tardigrada, because he takes
life SO easily. He is always fat and
plump, and spends his waking periods
in constantly grubblng with his four
pairs of legs among whatever rubbish
comes in his way. Having eyes. brain
aud a nervous system, he is much ahead
o! most of his tribe. and he is altogether
one of the most interesting and anus
ing little animals known to science.
The silver star., 1897-07-01
Low I,atc. East and we,t

The Union Pacific offers unprecedented
opportunities for those wishing to take n
summer vacation. or to visit In tlle East or
West. Following are a few places to which
greatly reduced rates have been made:
To san francisco, June ~, July /. 2,
To Salt Lake and Ogden. same dates
S11.00 rcturning). .............. 1000
H., !; ...,.........: 1900
To Salt Lake and return. July is and
~. 1870
To Minneapolis and return. July 2
To Nashville Tenn, and return. daily,
up 10 Oct. 10. JJ.20
To Milwaukee and return, July 2, 3
To Omahn and Kansas City. July Is
and IL .................... 1000
To st. Louis, same dates. ............ 1850
To Chicago same dates. .............. 1900
Low rates to Buffalo and return In August.
We have many others. For full informa-
tlon call at ticket office, 041 Seventeenth
street, corner Curtis.
The silver star., 1897-07-01
Sl0O To Any Man.
WILL PAY 500 ron ANY CASE
OF Weakness In Men They Treat and
EMll to Cure.

or Weakness In Men They Treat and
Fall to Cure.
An Omaha Company places for the first
time before the public MAGICAL TREAT
MENT for tho cure of Lost Vitality, Nervous
and Sexual Weakness. and Restoration OF
Life Force in old and young men. No
worn-out French remedy. contains no
Phosphorons or other harmful drugs. II is
u WONDERFUL TnEATMESr-mng.cn il its
efiects-positive in its cure All reat crs,
who are suffering from n weakness t1at
blights their life, causing that mental q nd
physical suffering peculiar to Lost Man
hood, should write to the STATE MEDICAL.
COMPANY, Omahn, Neb.. and they will
send you nbs bsolntely FREE, valuable
paper ON these discas O., and positive proofs
OF their truly MAGICAL TREATMENT. fhous-
ands OF men. who have lost nll hope OF n
cure, are being restored by them TO a per-
feet condition.
This MAGICAL TREATMENT mny be taken
at home under their directions, or they Will
pay railroad fare and hotel bills to all who
prefer to go there for treatment, II they
Tail to cure They are perfectly reliable:
aave no Free Prescriptions, Free Care.
Free Sample. or Z. .. ID. fake They have
s250,OOO capital, and guarantee to cure
every case they treat or refund every dol
lar or their charges may be deposited In n
bank to be paid to them when u euro IL
enected. Write them TODAY.
The silver star., 1897-07-01
women Authvrs and Artists.

There are in France 2.15O women
authors and journalists and about 700
women artists. The provinces con-
tribute most of the writers-about two
thirds-while Paris is represented In
the same proportion among the artists.
Among the. writers 1000 are novelists,
200 are poets. $50 educational writers
and the rest writer's OF various kinds.
The artists comprise 107 sculptors and
the others are painters. ranging over
all branches of the pictorial art
Westminster Gazette.
The silver star., 1897-07-01


whiff of the cigarette when they In
vaded Mexico under Cortez. The Az
tees then used tobacco in no other form
and the Spaniards learned from them
how to roll the little package into
smokable shape. They introduced the
cigarette into Europe and by that route
1t found its way into America, though
1t was nearly 200 years reaching here.
The Aztecs were also using cocoa, and
Its product. chocolate, when Cortez
conquered them. and 1t was not long
until the whole of Europe was eating
the various preparations of this bean.
When the Spaniards first tasted 1t they
named 1t theobromus from the two
Greek words, meaning food of the
gods.'"
The silver star., 1897-07-01
johnnie Exoncrated.

Jennie Chaffie 10 musical, much to
the disgust Of the neighbors. She
pounds piano by the hour. A few
days ago. while going through John
nie's clothes. Mrs. ChafIie unearthed a
dime, which she suspected he had
stolen from her. all of which Johnnie
denied emphatically.
Then tell me where you got that
dime," she said earnestly.
"The neighbors gave 1t to me, and
am to get quarter more"
What did you do for it?"
"Nothin' yet. but am to lock the
plano and give them the key"
The silver star., 1897-07-01
A Matrimonial Success.

II hear Mrs. Manygrlls gave prl-
vate theatrical performance for the
benefit of the Charity hospital"
Eyes, there were more than. forty
young people on the stage when the
curtain went up"
WAS 1t success"
"Yes. indeed; it was a bowling sue
cess"
How much money did they clear
for the hospital?"
"They didn't clear anything: there
was deficit. but three Of Mrs. Many
gril's daughters got engaged to eligible
young men who took part in the play"
The silver star., 1897-07-01
An Awful Dream.

Mrs. Alfred, had hor-
rible dream last night" Mr.. Durocks
what was it?" Mrs. Durocks-"I
thought that you and were alone to-
gether upon desert island" Mr.. Du-
rccks-"Well, believe that you have
always pretended heretofore that that
would be an ideal existence. Mrs. Du-
rocks-"Oh. Alfred, but you know in
around to see my new spring suit
Cleveland Leader.
The silver star., 1897-07-01
CONQUEST.
neau.ltul Example Of self.

beautiful Example of Self
Control.
had gone his way down town
Fson was In quite an amiable
b melting mood when ks came
the evening and settled him
quiet hour. with his cigar and
Us tho New York World. Pros
said to his wife
here's something that's got
|lnd sense to it. You listen to
glory springs from the silent
Of ourselves That's the
live me the man who Is master
III. l have a perfect contempt
p unbalanced fellows who go all
over nothing, and Why.
he matter with this lamp? It
miserable light"
ss 1t needs trimming" replied
wson.
didn't you have 1t trimmed
ight?"
MT know that It needed trim
puld think 1t was your place
what condition the lamps aye
ph! It's your place to know
things you don't know. II
own, MS a man ought to know,
ition of the drainage pipes on
grounds. we wouldn't have
I sickness last SPRING"
here you go and bring up those
old drainage pipes." howled
vert to the self-control theory,
Jung his book clear across the
hd kicked the hassock at his
inst a frail table and sent it
h a crash. "It beats that
ean't have a minutes peace in
house. I'll just be eternally
izzled If l don't join u club or
away from home u
have any peace under
1Dwn roof. What with
pld lamps and your tongue 60
q trip hammer all of the time
young ones bawling and the
} quarreling and dirt and disor-
rywhere and -"
eautiful specimen of self-con-
pu are, Mr.. Dawson"
+ you say 'self-conquest' to me,
Iwell, I'll not be responsible for
)appens! The cussed fool that
hat didn't have to put up with
lamps and. Well, leave the
you want to, madam! I'm 60
eave the house. and you can be
II l don't come home dead
Hanged If you can't"
The silver star., 1897-07-01
Choosing a Magazine.

Fogg-"Henry. run out and get me
e magazine" Henry-"Yes, sir; which
one?" Fogg-"Oh, it doesn't matter.
The same pictures of bicycles. kodaks
and typewriters are in all of them.
ANY one will do."-Boston TRANSCRIPT.
The silver star., 1897-07-01
No Cause for 1t.

Mamma. why should landladies OBJ
ject to children"
Mother-"I'm sure I don't know:
but go and see what baby is crying
about and tell Johnny to stop throwing
things at people on the street and make
George and Kate cease fighting and
tell Dick il he doesn't stop blowing
that tin horn I'll take it away from
m."-TriAes. IN t -
The silver star., 1897-07-01
A Convenient Theory.

II must say, dearest" said the young
man, in tentative way, that you
ah-er-make love rather--um-scien-
tiflcally for girl who never kissed an
other man."
II suppose" said the young lady in
the case, that l must have had some
practice in previous incarnation.
Don't you think so?"-Cincinnati En-
quirer.
The silver star., 1897-07-01
Literary Esrmar..s.

woman
"How?"
deadly sentimental"
.weil. can always tell a novel written
by man."
''ln what way?"
'lic makes all the women characters SO
gentle and obedcnt."
The silver star., 1897-07-01
A society Ninii.

Villiers-"You say Mr.. Field is So
cial leader; a society MANI" McSwat
of Lasthope-"Society man? You jist
bet. Why, he belongs to the Knights
of Labor. Sons of America. Odd Fell
lows, Grand Army. OF the Republic.
Masons. Patriotic Sons. an whole lot
OF others. l guess he is a society
man!'-Philadelphia North American.