Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1897-02-08
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There fell limpid icicle.
Indianapolis Journal.
Reginald-My darling, will you share
my lot? Miss Uptodate-Is it city or
suburban Baltimore News.
She-The Misses Brown usually sing
duets, do they not? He-Yes; they di-
vide the esponsibility.
The maid from Boston swept the
street with her glance. It was notice
able that the asphalt was covered with
a glare of ice.-Cincinnati Enquirer.
MEN generally admire business sense
in a woman, don't they?" Eyes; but
they admire it only in other mems
wives and daughters. Chicago Rec
ord.
First tramp-The papers all say that
work is starting up everywhere. Sec
ond ditto-I know; isn't it awful? You
and l may be drawn into it yet.-Bos-
ton Transcript.
Across the board she winked at me
Nay-do not deem her conduct free;
That wink was in it's proper place,
For then knew she held the ace.
Chicago Record.
First Artist-Where did ScratchweH
get his artistic education? Second art
its (savagely)-At some school for me-
chanical drawing.-C Trib-
une
''Tell Elsie to hurry! If she doesn't
We'll miss the first act entirely!'
You're not going to get her there early
tonight. She's got a new hat.''-Chi-
cago Tribune.
She-Once you vowed that l was the
sunshine of your life. Now you stay
out night after night He Er-why-
I don't expect sunshine after dark
Dublin Freeman.
"HoW did l turn over a new leaf?'
he repeated dreamily. '-On, with about
four fingers. Eh?" with a start he re-
called himself to his surroundings
New York Press
Hoax What! You buying a bicycle?
/ thought you detested them. Joax-
So [ do, but I've been run over long
enough. Now I'm going to have my
enge.-Spare Moments.
His words We're full of strength.
The congregation slept, nor woke
For hours. He spoke at length.
Philadelphia Record.
Chollie Chaping ton-Haw! I always
say just what l think, don't you know!
HaW! Grace Golightly- an easy
time your vocal chords must have!-
Baltimore News.
Mrs. Riffraff had her husband ar
rested for cruelty" what had he,
been dOing?'' ''Tried to make her stop
buying novels and read the encyclope-
dia.' Chicago Record.
He seems to take after his father"
said the visitor. Il don't when they is
apple dumplings," volunteered the lit
tie boy "He don't leave none to take"
Indianapolis Journal.
She-It seems almost impossible that
you should love me. He-That's what
my mother says. How nicely you and
she will get along if you always agree
like that-Harlem Life.
''The holdings have at last agreed to
live apart" Gracious! AS bad as
that?' well, it amounts to as much.
They've taken house in the suburbs"
Philadelphia North American.
"Don't you think football is a terri
BILE sport?" asked Miss Northside of her
escort. Well" replied the young man,
II will admit that it is a hair-raising
game "-Pittsburg Chronicle-Telegraph
George just saw you coming from
the conservatory with Miss Goldie.
ed for me. Thomas-Yes. / just re-
served her for Cincinnati Eli
quirer.
Soon Will the man who owns a sleigh
Declare there's money in it;
He will not rent it by the day;
He's rent It by the minute.
Washington Star.
1.-THE papers say that after the fash
ionable wedding at ST. Jehu's yester-
day the entire bridal party went to the
horse show. Did you see them there?"
well l saw number Of grooms."-
Harper's Bazaar.
Attorney-On what ground, madam,
uO you WlSl " Apply 1OL - u4FOLCG AIOli
your husband? Fair Client-On the
ground, sir, that he hasn't any ground.
He made me believe he had a farm
Chicago Tribune.
Teacher-Jo Johnny, what is wind?
Johnny-Wind, sir, is air put in mo-
ton. Teacher-Right. Next boy:
What is the cause Of wind? Next boy
Rivalry for the prizering champion
ship.-Boston Courier.
Mother-When the boy in the other
house threw stones at you, why didn't
you come and tell me? Bobby-Be-
cause. mamma, can throw them back
better than you. He's more likely to
get hit.-Hartford Times.
Tom-Where shall you stop-at the
Baldorf? Harry hope so. Pm afraid,
however. that Parker will hear Pm in
town, and insist upon my putting up
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