The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1897-03-12
Editorial and Otherwise.

serve it.
Adversely robs all the veneering from
friendship.
l, don't help matters any to repent Of other
peoples sins.
A call in friendship is often a call on a
broken bank.
1t is much harder to be friend than to
have friend.
Consul General Lee is a candidate for gov
ernor of Virginia.
The friendship that can endure bad case of
catarrh is true blue.
Every man is anxious to help his neghbor
when he don't need it.
Policy is more often to blame for a man.
honesty than principle.
Telling your troubles to friend sometimes
makes an enemy Of him.
Many man thinks he has friend when be
merely has pensioner.
No man knows how many friends he hasn't
got until he gets into trouble.
All girls should learn to be useful. The
canary bird is not good in pie.
The average convict differs from the tiger
in not being proud Of his stripes.
|, depends on who does the preaching as to
whether the devil sleeps in church.
| line trn,bl, ~ ha hos
son big enough to wear his clothes.
| An Ohio factory recently received an order
from England tor $4,000 pairs of shoes.
Human nature shows to a better advantage
at a dog fight than at PRAYER meeting
The man with a wife should avoid strong
drink, as liquor may make him lick her.
| If all liars should meet the fate If Ananias,
| 1t is the misfortune of some men that dis
passionate thought is impossible with them.
| There is no success so sweet as that achieved
by acting to the advice Of our knowing friends
The newly elected sheriff of Bay CITY,
"icu', mas "PVo'h'eu "uHIau aS 'uephiy
sheriff.
| : m1tmes the best way to remove an OBJ
| over it.
They say now that ve will have better times
since President Mckinley is in the president
al chair.
The trouble with a great many persons is
that they speak other peoples minds, aud not
their own.
1t does not pay to stop and kick every canine
that barks at you as YOU march along the high
way of duty.
| Kentucky is justly noted for the large
amount of water it sends every year to the
gulf of Mexico.
Ex-President Cleveland left Washington
after the Inauguration of Mckinley on duck
hunt in Moth Carolina.
| When you hear Young man say what he
would do il he only had chance, ask him why
he don't make a chance.
The elephant is the most d,strustrul of all
ANIMALS. He never goes anywhere without
taking his trunk with him.
There is a great deal of friendship in the
world, but only very small portion of it will
stand the test of adversely.
| Perfumed butter is the latest fad. Ameri.
can boarding houses have made speciality of
perfumed butter for many years.
The Prince Of Wales is learning TO PLAY
golf This is about the only game that his
royal hlghness needs instruction in.
Kansas City will not allow man to expec-
torate on the street within the city limits
Every man must be his own cuspdor.
Senator Pugh, of Alabama, has earned for
himself the title of the "Pie Eater of the
Senate" His favorite is pumpkin pie.
The crop of "trouble" is an unusually large
one in Europe this year, and most Of the ma.
tions seem afraid to stick in their scythes.
| Cleveland vetoed the immigration bill, but
the bill became a law all the same; thereby
the last official act Of Grover was rebuked.
DO not conclude that man is your enemy
because he tells YOU Of your faults. To do so
is sometimes the very best evidence of friend
ship.
What are the powers really after? This is a
puzzle which no one has been able to solve as
yet. Probably the powers are equally bewil-
dered.
A man who speaks and never thinks is un.
like he who thinks and never speaks; he may
expect to terminate his existence on a forloru
shore.
A bolt Of lightning did not kill a Chicago
negro, but turned him completely white. Now
look out for large colored immigration Ia
Chicago.
There are two ways of acquiring notoriety-
one is by doing something ont of the ordinary
and the other by getting cured Of some patent
medicine disease.
Statistics show that iu Australia there are
100 men to every A. women. An old maid i'm.
migration society ought to do a lively busi.
Hess O'eT tuSt WY.
A four-egged porcupine in menagere may
serve a good purpose, but a two-legged one
walking around thrusting his bristles into
everybody he meets is a nuisance.
In India there are 100000 boys and 627 ,0O(
girls under the age Of fourteen who are legal.
ly married, while 5000 and $4,000 girls who
have not attained the age of fnur are under
marriage bonds as arranged by their parents
In the dominion Of Canada women have mu.
nicipal suffrage in every province and also IN
I the northwest territories. In Ontario they
vote for all elective officers, except in the
election of members Of the legislature and
parliament.