Arizona weekly journal-miner., 1897-08-11
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Frank Neyins, a ranchman near Rawlins, is raising pink turnips He is a temperance man.
 A New Orleans man recently paid $7,OOO for two gold bricks worth about seven cents a pound. He will in future vote the free silver ticket and march in the Down with the Goldocrats" procession.
 A Kansas bride published as part of her wedding notice list of the young men she had honered by re- fusing. This is a mean advantage to take of a lot of ambitious men. But everything goes in Kansas.
 "KilIedby railroad in the hands of a receiver" was the verdict of a coroner's jury down in Texas. This is the first instance on record where a railroad has been clsssed as a deadly weapon
 A Minnesota woman adyertlses for a husband who does not believe in a hell. She perhaps wishes to open his unbelieYing eyes to the fact that there is one.
 The Boulder Camera has reached the conclusion that the great ques- ton now to be decided is whether a man shall stay quietly at home and ''saw wood" or go to Klondy ke and ''cut ice"
 Editor Darlington, of the Yuma Sentinel, has been appointed super intendent of the territorial penlten- tiary. The write man in the right place, his fellow scribblers think.
 An Indiana grocer put. bloomers on the front legs of his delivery horse, and every woman in the town said he was a mean old thing, and quIt wearing them.
 A Seattle undertaken will go to the new gold fields with real nice line of the latest styles in collins and shipping cases. He knows a dead sure thing when he sees it.
 One of Governor McCord's first appointees was Kentucky man, but even the temperance element made no rye faces over 1t.
 A Saguache women gave birth to triplets recently, and the county commissioners were so highly pleased over such rare home talent in their midst that they convened in special session and voted S25 to the mother-SS.33a per baby.
 The Los Angeles Herald tells us tbat Miss Walsh lectured in that city on 'Theosophy snd the Present Gycle," What the deuce has Theosophy to do with '97 wheels, may we awsk?
 Some of the Kansas popuhsts now refuse to attend a circus per formance. They heavy set their bearded faces against rings in any form in which they may come.
 Mrs. Joe Hessick of Florence, has produced l4-pound boy baby. Nothing of an ordinary nature will satisfy those progressive FIorentians since that boom feeling struck them.
 Some ladies have the bargain mania very fully developed. One came into Undertaken Strong's place yesterday and got stuck on coffin, and for fear the prices might rise before she was ready to use it sine bought it and took it home. She lives 30 miles out of town and will now be is no danger of having to come to town for a coffin if she should die suddenly.-Albuquerque Democrat.
 The Alamosa Independent Jour nal man has made the discovery that there are no one-armed doctors. If he will pursue his investigations little further he will also stumble onto the fact that there are no one armed base ball players or three card monte men.
 The fact that Perry took a bicycle with him creates painful fear that he contemplates writing poem on the pole, ard wanted something in the discovery outfit that would rhyme with iciele.-DenveT Post.
 Robt. Lawrie, who left several days ago for San Francisco, to see his cousin who, has lately returned from the klondyke gold fields, re- turned to this city this morning. He states that his cousin said, there is lots of gold in that region, but that there were also a great many miners already on lhe ground be- fore the present rush commenced and great many who are going into the country now will perhaps come back discouraged and empty handed. His cousin expects to go back again sometime this month Tucson Citizen.