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Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-12-17
HIP JOINT DISEASE CURED At
DR. GOES SANITARlUM.

Mrs. Ashley, Reno Kan, writes: We are wen
pleased with your treatment of our little girl
She walks everywhere without crutchcs Many
thanks for your skill.
w. H. Mace, Foster, Mo-, writes: Johnnie e
getting along nicely. Nothing remains OF the
going to school. Says he is going to live at Or.
coe's Sanitarium when he gets big. Best wishes
to yourself and Mrs. Coe.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-12-17
Beauty is Blood Deep.

Clean blood means clean skin. No
beauty withoutit. Cascarets, Candy Cathar-
tic cleans your blood and keeps it clean, by
stirring up the lazy liver and driving all i'm
purities from the body. Begin to-day to
Danish pimples, boils, blotches, blackheads,
and that sickly bilious complexion by taking
Cascarets,- beauty for ten cents. All drug
gists, satisfaction guaranteed, 1Oc, 25c, SOC.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-12-17

1t is said that Spain is greatly in
n ,ed of money. She has large fam
ily to support, bills are coming in fast
and collection of money due is slow;
and just now Cuba is costing more
than she comes to in the way of reve-
nue.. Spain has been trying to spank
her; but Cuba has a new lover, named
Liberty, and she rebels against her
mothers tyranny. New Orleans Plea
yune.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-12-17
Was a Leading Question.

"Now," remarked the attorney S
wife as she sat down on his chest and
gave his ear another twist, after a
"now want to know
who holds the reins in this house. "
Madam" said her husband family,
but with true courage still, 81 refuse
to answer. That is leading ques-
ton Cincinnati Commercial Tri-
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-12-17
HARELIP CURED AT DR.. GOES
SANlTARIAM.

oscar Petre Tatesville Ray county, Mo-.
writes: Your operation on my lip was perfect
success not even scar is left of the once horri-
Bile deformity.
Mrs. Dooley, Annelly, Kan, writes: Your treat
ment of harelip is a perfect success. Harry's lip
is now well, not a scar left, and It was such a
frightful mouth, was afraid to look at it. feel
SO grateful that we took him to your sanitarium.
Mrs. M. J. Curtis Topeka Kan, writes: You
have cured our baby OF horrible harelip May
God forever bless you and your family
Mr.. wilhite, Walnut Grove. Mo-, said Dr.
Coe our boys lip is perfect, If the operation
to be done again l would readily pay thousand
doio-s f could not have 1t done for less.
The object of this Sanitarium Is to furnish
rooms and attendance to those afflicted with CHI
is supplied with all the latest inventions in elect
paratrs, medicines etc. We treat Deformities, I
vidual case. Trusses made to order. vacuum tr
body Artificial Eyes Catarrh and all diseases {
Medicated Vapors, etc, applied by means OF the
Comfortable and quiet home for women during
DISEASES OF THE RECT
Book describing DISEASES Of WOME
douches massage limitations, nursing etc, are
tion TO such other medicaitreatment as may be de-
SpEcIAL or Nervous Diseases, Structures and W
All the most difficult Surgical Operat
Fifty rooms for the accommodation of patient
pay and night.
If you are interested in yotr health or tn
get description Of this Sanitarium, togeth
desire. All correspondence strictly confident
Address al communications to Or.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-12-17
WHAT SHALL ! GIVE FOR cHRIsrMAs7

You can easily settle this question by sending
for the grand new illustrated Catalogue, show
ing 5000 of the most beautiful things in Jewelry
and Silyerwares Of the Mermod & Jaccard
Jewelry Co., Broadway, Cor Locust, st. Louis,
who will ALSO II you will enclose 35 cts, send
YOU Solid Silver Handled Nail File.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-12-17

SLOW dreadful in DIR. Smith to
marry his cook"
II don't know probably she had
threatened to leave"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-12-17

"When buy pair of paptaloons
they are always too long, l send them
back to the tailor, and when they are
returned they are always too short.
Drake Watson.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-12-17
Nodded Salmon.

Take can of salmon and carefully
pick out all the bones and skin. Beat
very light two eggs and mix with the
salmon. Rol. five fine soda crackers
add them also with lump of butter
to the size of an egg, melted, salt and
pepper to taste Put this isto we'll
creased mould and steam for two
hours Serve with drawn butter
sauce
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-12-17

1t seems odd that woman can be a
cracker-jack cook for the heather, at
church festivals, yet always needs a
hired girl to cook for her husband
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-12-17

"Mlle Mark Twain" is what Figaro
of Paris calls the daughter of Samuel
L. Clemens
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-12-17

Shakespeare: at is beauty that
doth often make women proud; tbs
virtue that doth make them most ad-
mired; tbs modesty that makes them
seem divine
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-12-17
An illustration

what is good opening, Uncle
Solomon"
"a good opening is widow getting
position of housekeeper for wild
DIVER"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-12-17

Considering how many girls can
play little, dance little and sing a
little, it is god-send that women
are never called professor.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-12-17
NIalager Filling.

One cup seeded and chopped raisins,
white of one egg beaten stiff, one tea
spoonful of vanilla. Spread onto cake
when cake is cool.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-12-17

What is probably the largest loco
motive in the world has just been
completed and weighs with the ten
der. over 5s5, 900 pounds. 1t is for use
in Mexico.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-12-17

ClaHin University Washington is the
gorgeous name of negro boy at
Orange burg, S. c. He was born with
in a short distance Of the college
hence his name.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-12-17
An Interesting Question.

Thieves at Port Chester, New York.
stole a fight of stairs. 1t would be
interesting to know if it was their first
steps in crime North America.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-12-17

docs your son worry you by con-
tracing debts?"
HE dosn't con tract debts-he ex-
pands them"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-12-17
Smoke sledge Cigarettes, 90 for cts.

A Brooklyn woman has been given
a judgement for $65,0O0 as a compen-
sation for her husbands alienated
affections This sum may buy them
hack
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-12-17
TUM0R REMOVED eY SURGICAL OPERATION AT DR..
GOES SANITAplUM

DEAR FRIENDS: I am so thankful went to
your sanitarium Nothing is left of the tumor
that defonmed my back. You were all so good
to me want to come back to the sanitarium and
stay month. LEE BENNETI
Lebanon. Mo.
Mrs. Della Swift, Norwood, Mo-, writes: Five
months ago went to your sanitarium for the re-
moyal of an ovarian tumor. Now / do all my
homework. i shall ever feel grateful to you for
your skilled treatfdent. ! had been an invalid
for years, and it was a great surprise to our
friends and neighbors when came home
cured woman.
Gfsvn ub TO die BY her physicians, Mrs. Paul
Handle, Of Pawnee City, Neb., writes: The
doctors here all told me my case was incurable
and told my husband he had better throw his
money away as to spend it sending me to your
sanitarium 1 went, and, thanks to your skill,
am to-day a we'll woman. I can't say too much
of your sanitarium as you saved my life.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-12-17

Dumas Women of society, as well
as Hottentots, run naturally to orna-
ments and gewgaws.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-12-17

Voltaire: ideas are like boards
men never have any until they grow
up and women none at all.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-12-17

Piso's Cure for Consumption has BEN a
family medicine with US nee lS65.-J. X.
Madison. 2409 AID Ave-. Chicago, Ill.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-12-17

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing syrup
For children tcething softens the reduces ina
nation, allays PAIN wind collie. 60 cents bottle
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-12-17

Alaska is twice and half as large
as Texas and eighteen times as large
as New England.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-12-17

Educate Your Bowels with Cascarets.
Candy Cathartic, cure constipation forever.
1Oc pc. nc c. fail, druggists refund money
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-12-17

Voltaire: Men are equal; it is not
birth but worth that makes the differ
ence.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-12-17
FEMALE DISEASES.

MY Dear DR.. Coe:
write this to say that I was almost i invalid
for 20 years tried several physicians and all
kinds OF remedies but never found relief until !
went to your sanitarum. Il would advise all
mothers that suffer from neglect to 60 to your
sanitarium for relief. Very RESPECTFULLY
EMPoRIA, KAN. MRS. STELLA SCOTT.
d.. c. NJ. Coe.
DEAR SRI cannot express my gratitude Z
YOU for your skillful treatment of my case. 8
suffered so for so many years all the time wheA
I would stand on my feet, it would just seem like
everything would drop out of me. and the way K
suffered with my head and back will never
known. but ever since was at your sanitariu1&
have been getting stronger, until now weigh
I6a pounds. fadvise all that are afflicted to 60 g
you for treatment. Respectfully yours,
LINCOLN, NEB. MRS. HERMAN .SCHURR.
Dr.. Coe:
DEAR SIR:-I am thankful to you for your
skilifui treatment of my case. always knew
needed surgical operation but the doctors tol4
me would be alright, but have never beeH
right since my baby was born, and, as you told
me, would have never gotten we'll without an
operation. Kindly remember ME to Mrs. Coz
and the nurses. Sincerely yours.
SEDALIA, Mo. MRS. GEORGE ROSS.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-12-17
UmnOrIant Notice.


man or woman of good church standing can Sc
cure poson with well known house of 20 years stand
,xe salary 1850 yearly Address A. p T. Elder, Sec
rotary 278 Michigan Ave., Chicago. ILL.,
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-12-17

When Answering Advertisements Kindly
Mention This Paper.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-12-17
Star Tobacco is the leading brand Of
the world, because it is the best.

May Wheat is one of Louisville's
charming bellies, and she is likely to
be at a premium.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-12-17

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY.
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
Druggists refund tie money If II fails TO cure ESQ
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-12-17

No-To-Bac for Fifty Gents.
Guaranteed tobacco habit cure, makes weak
men strong blood pure SOC. 81. All druggists.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-12-17
PILES PERMANENTLY CURED.

Leander Curtis, Perry Okla, writes: After
suffering for 40 years have been permanently
cured by your treatment.
r. B. Gilmore st. John, Kas., writes: cannot
express my gratitude to you for the successful
treatment Of my wife She Joins me in sending
love to your wife and the nurses.
H. c. Skillmam, Settle Station, Mo-, says: I
suffered for years and tried many doctors and all
kinds of remedies and never found relief until
went to Dr. Coe. lam now entirely cured.
suffered for years, many times so bad was
wholly unfit for business; / went to DR.. Goes
Sanitarium, their treatment cured me.
NJ. T. JONES,
Kansas City, Mo.
cientifc medical and surgical treatment, board,
onc surgical, eye, ear, and nervous diseases, and
c science deformity appliances, Instruments, ap-
braces and appliances for each indi-
atment for Paralysis and undeveloped parts of the
the Throat treated by Compressed Air, Sprays,
attest inventions in apparatus for that purpose.
onfnement. Special attention paid to
IN, PILES AND FlSTULA.
sent free. Electricity in all its forms baths
provided as may be required by patients, in addi-
med advisable. BOOKS TO MEN FREE UPON
-iocele.
ms performed with Skill and Success.
l. Physicians and trained nurses in attendance
health Of your family or friends, write and
r with such other information as you may
i and promptly answered. 40 ss
G. NJ. CoE, Kansas City, Mo
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-12-17

what engaging manners Billinger
has!" 4
Yes; and he is married man"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-12-17
To Cure Constipation Forever.

Take Cascarets Candy Cathartic. 10c or 2oc'
II @. C. G. fail to cure. druggists refund money
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-12-17
Kansas City Directory.
STEELTANkSS% a al kind d: 5
before buying American Steel Tank Co., 1919 W. Sth st.

nvcIuC 25 years and net dead yet! at the old
vi cIVu reliable Steam Dye house OF GLOVER
4 LOSER. III East 18th St.. Kansa City, Mo.
The Holly chieftain., 1897-09-03

the stem for our escape, when with Il
is the name-came numbering in our
direction. | was conscious of being
crushed down by the weight of IA
wheel, after that knew nothing for
many days"
The Cigarette paused to note the eff
feet upon his listeners, but no one no
ticed that the Letter was following
every word of the narrali,e.
Il suppose | was unconscious for a
long time, for the next thing can rec
ollect vas the fact that was a very
fine leaf of tobacco, and although
marked, with many others. high
grade" | was thoroughly cured of my
conceited manners and green ways.
Not many days after this was taxi
en- to a factory, where very pretty
dark-eyed girl wrapped me about n
number of tender tobacco shoots. and
then packed me, with others of like ilk,
in gaudy, but very handsome box.
There were only % of us all told, and we
were known as the Reina family. So,
y
right to be proud of my strain.
My time grows very short, or would
go more into detail-but suffice it TO
say, ], like my esteemed friend, the
Pipe, underwent the horrors of a sea
voyage. and after knocking about "A
bit, was exposed for sale at high fig
Ure, in the store OF a fancy cigar dealer.
whose shop was situated in the city of
Washington; the place OF presidents,
senators and other tomfooleries."
Quite right" broke in the Whis:
Pack; you can always pick up choice
set of knaves there. This know
We'll. | was ultimately sold to sen
ator, who bought our whole box and
took us home to his rooms. In the
short time was destined to stay there
| saw so much deviltry and intrigue
that | was glad 10 be smoked. l ulti-
nately met this fate in the mouth of Il
secretary, who almost consumed me
1t the poker table, where he lost great
deal of money. | was glad of this, for
! hate gambling-oh, beg pardon, Mr..
Chip-l quite forgot"
Not at all, Cigarette" said the Poker
Chip, cheerfully; 81 am used to abuse
The Letter smiled sadly at the inter
ruption, but no one noticed. and the
Cigarette took a fresh start.
"The next morning. although a
wreck, | was carefully picked out of
the cuspidor, and, although half con
sumed, suffered the degradation Of be
ing almost finished off by the senator's
colored servant. found my way to the
street at last, only to be picked up by
an Italian and hurried away tobe sold.
1 was one of a choice collection Of stubs
OF various degrees of consumption, and
The Holly chieftain., 1897-09-03
SOME LATE MODES.
fresh ldcns In Things Sov the Ladies'
Menr

In direct contrast to the red Jacket.
,ut wonderfully sweet, is the new black
10th jacket. trimmed with white lace
iPpligue. The red jacket is not as suit
IbIe for dress uniform as the one of
black and white.
Matronly women are wearing black
frosgrain silk for separate skirts. the
bodice being OF fine. white fabrics suit-
tble for warm weather. For state oc-
sasions entire gowns of the beautiful
oft material, with lace trimmings, are
much worn.
/ Green leather shoes have reached us
ria Paris. A black or plaid silk stock
I ng must be worn with the low. green
Gather shoe. Fancy oxford ties. with a
Satent leather vamp and finish, are
made of moire velour in various tints of
,iue. duh red and brown.
Street gowns of tiny dark blue and
white and black and white checks are
ust as popular as the fashion forecas-
ers promised US they would be. Louis
me, a kind OF poplinette. is among the
aew and popular materials that come
in small checks. II is an admira bic
material for n drrssy street gown. Mar
'ow ribbon velvet j. the most approved
trimming for it.
Sashes of wide ribbon carried twice
trouud the waist and tied in front Il
little to one side are very fashionable.
soft silk scarfs. particularly the old
fashioned ones of the Roman stripe
Hith fringed ends, are seen knotted
tbout he waist of many an uP-to-dat-
oeIle. With white frocks th-se bright
scarfs look particularly well. The silk
scarf is tied Ia knot and hangs down
to the bottom Of the skirt.
Little string ties TO match the shirt
waist are very chic. The order for
shirt waist is genrally accompanied this
Seasou--so maker tells me-wth an
order for two ties to match" White
linen collars are Invariably worn when
The string tie "to match" is assumed.
At least one jacket Of bright red goes
INTO the summer girls wardrobe. This
she will wear with her pique or other
white gowns when ont of town, and the
evening air is chilly. The red jacket
has no trimming. and is cut after the
simple short blazer model. Americans
once scorned red coats. But this was
in the days when we were not as friend
ly with the British as we are now. Grim
son is the royal household color. The
queens jubilee is responsible foy the
little red incket Tbira lro Tribune
The Holly chieftain., 1897-09-03

il sorry spectacle compared 10 what
I had been in my PALMER days"
Cut along, old chap; its getting
late" said the Pipe. and nodded his en-.
rouragement.
Why bring up to you. friends, these
sad days. ] never can think Of them
without shudder. ! will let yon i'm
agiue all my sufferngs and skip along
One fine day | bIossomed forth into a
cigarette, and. packed in a dainty sa tim
lined case, was purchased by the love
Hest girl ever saw-wasn't she beauti-
ful. Miss Case?" referred the Cigarette
to that person, who was now smiling
uudibly.
"Prrfectly sweet" sobbed the Case.
and she wore such loves Of hats
Thus cOrroborated. the Cigarette
took up his tale.
"Oi course you knew her longer tina
did but ! found out that. although
her face was beautiful, her heart was
full of black deceit. No one knew this
but me and the master, and he-bu'
anticipate"
At this point the Letter made 4 move
llFNl dH II 10 SPEAK. DNl tN4HtHlN
thought better of it and remained 81
lent
"Sbe gave The entire box Of US TO him
uu hi, birthday. and all my brothers
who have gone before considered it a
pleasure to be smoked by him, especial
~ if il was in her presence.
The rest j. soon told. gentlemen:
my yarn is about finished. Tonight
The woman gave the master back his
love. and, although / was inside the
Case ! heard it all and found out how
weak aud wicked a So oman can be,
she told him that She was about to
marry that gray-ha red old reprobate
Of senator that owned me as cigar.
This broke the masters heari-l'm sure
from what | know that she viii be . Il.
ply punished. Ny life q over. gen
tlemen--I am very g,.I'o go; may your
lot br happier t'.,I mine has proved to
be" and he Cigarette was silent.
"Ourcr tale, that" said the Whist
Pack, at last breaking the silence.
\ new voice was heard from the man
tel piece that said. sadly: 81 can testi'
~ that the Cigarette has told nothing
but the truth" II was the Letter
Military Gazette, Chicago.
The Holly chieftain., 1897-09-03
NOT A SHOW PITCHER.
Wore Overalis and Was Not Pretty,
Hut He Coald TwirI n Hall.

My experience as a baseball man.
iger was down in the oil regions when
money was plenty and sporting blood
vas at fever heat The most formid-
able team with which had to contend
was in n neighboring town, and whole
fortunes changed hands before the
championship was determined. The
crowds were so strongly partisan that a
few dozen stalwart policemen were al
ways necessity. We had TO pay UNI
pires princely salaries, and l never
llrev. one of them TO preside al more
.han a Jingle game.
so close had been the seasons play
that we were lied with the decisive CON
test to be had in our town For some
-eason that | have never been able to
fathom. three OF my best players had
disappeared, and among them our
rack pitcher. ! had enough men, but
iney were not the right men. | guess
there must have been wholesale toood-
ing on bot; sides, for when the
opposing team. came TO count noses
they could find hbt eight. The flower
OF the flock was -aissipg and our fell
lows felt jubilant. The enemy made a
big effort to defer the game. but the
umpire, one of ndr selection, stood pat
Oh the proposition that they mus,
either play or icEieit. Just to sim.
ulate fairness. we allowed them to
choose any payer they could find in the
enormous crowd. and they decided
that they would at least die fighting.
"Thei, selection was six-footer,
slim aT lightning-rch, loose in every
Joint, red-headed, freckled. and wear
ing . uniform that consisted of overalls
and check shirt. And he went into
the box while the thousands shed tears
because OF laughter. The first ball de-
scribed the outlines of rams horn
and then shot over the plate with siz,
zle. He had more wrinkles than rhi.
noceros. He could start ball toward
first base, toward third base, in any di-
rection except behind him, and the next
thing you would hear was strike Our
fellows couldn't have hit him with
lawn tennis rackets or minnow nets
They simply paralyzed us and carried
away whole train loads of money. 1t is
matter of local tradition that the long
phenomenon was thrown into an oil
well by the impoverished hackers OF
our team."-Detroit Free Press.