The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1897-12-15

which some good Methodist brethren
were concerned. One morning when
the court opened, an ovcrzealous friend
came to him, and in solemn whisper
said "Mr. Mason, Mr.. Mason, l had
vision last night Gabriel appeared
to me and told me that brother A. was
innocent. No mistake about it,"
VERY well, said the man of law, not
SO much as lifting his huge head from
over the table On which he was writ
ing, very we'll; better have Gabriel
subpGnaed Immediately"
- 4 young western lady who want
ed something that would keep her
stockings up where they belonged,
thus addressed the terror stricken
young. store clerk: cit is my desire
to obtain q pair Of circular elastic ap-
pendagcs capable Of being contract ted
and expanded by means of escillating
FURNISHED steel appliances that sparkle
like PARTICLES Of gold leaf set with
Alaska diamonds, and which are util-
ised for keeping in position the habili-
ment of the lower extremities which
innate delicacy forbids me to men
ton"
= The assertion comes from Ger
many that the majority of people are
not only right-handed, but also right
sighted. By shis is meant that most
persons see better with the right eve
than with the left. and habitually,
though unconsciously, employ it more.
Some persons, however, make greater
use of the left eye than of the right,
and accordingly they are called cleft
eyed.
= The great fire of 1872 in Boston
burned over sixty acres, and entailed
q loss Of $50, 900, 600 or q million an
acre. The great fire in London in
1866 swept over 436 acres, and de-
stroyed property to tho amount Of
a35, 100000, or $4,000 an acre. In
the latter case the fire ragged IN the
dwelling section as we'll as In the mer-
camille, still the comparison affords an
idea of the increase in values in mod
ern cities.
Life is hard at best, but it can
be made doubly harder by unnecessary
| wounds from those we love.
- Age makes some people wise, and
others only stubborn.
- People who are too fresh are apt
to get in pickle.
- Mr-. Stark, Pleasant Ridge. c., saws:
''ATter two doctora gave up my boy tn
die, saved him from Group by using
nns N.pmt9 cough s:uEe.n IL is the
| quickest and most certain remedy for
coughs. cOlds and all throat and lung
e7ou6les. Evans Pharmsny.
= A number of counterfeit dollars
aTe in circulation in Columbia, says
the Register, and one had better be
careful to see that dollar has the
proper "ring" before accepting it. 1t
is supposed that these spurious coins
are souvenirs left here by crooks who
followed the circus.
- Why is it that when we pull out
one gray hair that dozen came to the
funeral, while if we remove by acci-
dent dark one, there isn't single
| mouraer.
| = Mrs NJ. B Ford, Ruddells, ILL.,, auf
| Tered for eight years from dyspepsia and
chronic nstipatinn and was finally cur
| ed b, using DeWitt's Little Early Risers,
| the famous little uills for all stomach aud
| liver troubles. Evans Pharmacy.
- A woman may smile when man
walks on her gown, but, oh, if he
could only know what she is think
ing
| - Prosperity ZONES quick eet TO tho man
whose liver IL in good condition. De-
f, Wits Little Early Risera are famous lit
tie pills for constipation, biliousness,
troubles. Evans Pharmacy.
- Home is dearer to woman than
q man because to her it is place
where she can sit around without her
corset on.
u. a Perkins, of Antiquity, o., was
for thirty years needlessly tortured 10y
physicians for the cure Of eczema. He
was quickly cured by nsing DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve the famous healing
aalve for piles and skin diseases Evans
Pharmacy
- It's to be regretted that the man
who counts on his fingers is not as ap;
to be disappointed as the one who
counts on his friends.
I 1t is enAy 20 catch a cold and just a:
easy TO get rid OF 1t if you commence
early tn nse One Minute suugh Cure. Il
cures cnneha. colds, bronchitis, pneumo
nia and all throat and iung troubles. Il
In pleasant to take, safe 10 use and sure e
cure. Evans Pharmacy.
= The political whitewash brush
covcrsa multitude of freckled repu.
tations.
- One Minute Cough Cure anre. qnioT.
ly. That's what yOu yapt Evans PhAr.