New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1897-05-12
All Sorts.

tastes better than all the Others in the
bag. -Somerville Journal.
The Turk may be unspeakable, but
actions speak louder than words.-Chi-
cago Record.
The good old world is still swinging
around in space, and in spite OF hard
times is collecting everything that's dew.
--Bede's Budget.
When man is failure he lays it to
bad luck. When he succeeds it is good
judgment. "
Some men are born great, some a.
chieve greatness and some have great
thirsts upon them.-New York Press.
Charity robs herself when she frowns
while bestowing gift.-Ram's Horn.
German men say they owe the new wo-
man movement in their country to those
'sverdammt Americanischen frauen."
Women who don't know what this
means are advised not to look it Up
Boston Globe.
A really smart preacher is one who
knows when it is wise to be ''called' to
another field.-Atchinson Globe.
A barber can't run shop in Minneso-
ia without license, but any old thing
can run bank, and shave all who have
an abiding confdence.-Bede's Budget.
After a girl gets married she spends
the time she used to put in killing
wrinkles in watching for the first gray
haic.-Refection of Bachelor in New
York Press.
Buy what thou hast no need of, and
ere long thou shalt sell thy necessarles.
Benjamin Franklin.
A man might set IN his offus all day
an read his bible, but his wife nebah
would walk in an ketch him at hit
ArkansaW Thomas Cat.
Courts kfor lawyers were erected ;
churches built to please the priests
Robert Burns.
"De danger bout complimentln' er
hired man," said Uncle Eben, ''is dat it's
liable ter git inn ter putin is mind on
de work he's done gone did, stead o. de
work dat's waitin' ter be tended to-.
Washington Star.
Many mans reputation would not
know his character if they met on the
street.-The Philistine.
s'This here new woman" SAID the man
with the ready-made suit and the wor-
ried air, faint nothing new at all. 1t Is
jist the same old woman, though she has
took to ARM her home manners in pub
ic."-Indianapolis Journal.
There is one good thing about the
sugar beet business; it doesn't hurt it
any to run it into the ground.-Bede's
Budget.
A rich rogue is like fat hog, never
does good till dead as l"g.-Ben.
Franklin.
Heap OBJ wimmen ali always lookin'
| up things dat will sho' break their hearts
when dey sees it.-Arkansaw Thomas
Cat.
There is saying which reads: "Un-
easy lies the head that wears crown"
But if diplomacy is to be believed there
are some crowned heads which can lie
with the greatest of ease.-Cincinnati
Commercial Tribune.
A Baltim ore minister is preaching
against the bicycle. He should have en-
ployed somebody to assist him until hi
could balance the blamed thing.-Cleve
land Leader.
The Greeks are making defensive
campaign, but the man-of-many-wive
can't do that, as the Turks are Away
and everywhere offensive.-Bede's Bud
get.
GAIL the worlds STAGE" remarked
the observer of men and things; "a phi
losopher is anybody who thinks he's The
audience DE troit Journal. f
A man always puts on the left she'
last, and when he puts on the right shoe
first-on the right foot-he also puts ol
the left shoe on the right foot. A mar
most always puts the right shoe on the
left foot and the left shoe on the RICH
foot.-Baltimore American.
What wisdom planned our mother tongue
1t could not we'll be better:
| In woman" we Have taken note,
There's not one silent letter.