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The people's journal. (Pickens, S.C.) 1891-1903, 1897-04-22
From Clemson.

The weather bureau that has
been recently put up hero is a great
honcft 10 the college. 1t is in
rEnry" "f an Hh|r scientist and
TEACHER, Prof. !. Y. Lows. 1T is
of much interest to stand and
watch the thermometer make it's
constant whirl.
Seneca river was from hill to
hill! ON tho 18th inst, and its
waters bursted the dyke on the
farmers, which is a considerable
loss to the state.
Pref. DuPrec, horticulturist is
making preparations for Il large
crop of vegetables this year. lie
is one Of tho most practical mon
that we ever met with, and it is
Of much interest to listen to
him relate his anecdotes, and tell
you how 10 be Il successful horti-
culturist. His generosity is un-
bounded, his kindness is ulsur-
passed. lie is we'll vcrscd ON most
any subject, and is a gifted local
Historian and it also seems from
his past political record that he
was successful politician. He
held office in .thbrvlilr county !
siXtron years in succession. | heard |
that he once stated that he was no
crater, but if he could get his
bitlcrcst antagonist out on Il log
he could convince him that he was
the right man for the Office. But
bear in m,nd he did not get his
portion from being popular and
political man, the position that
he now holds was secured by his
merit and efficiency. TN" campus
has been much improved l.. looks,
DR.. Quick has spent much time
and energy in hcauufynig IT. Prof
DuPrcc has set out several hum
drcd ornamental trees on it, and
il promises in tho future to be the
most beautiful spot in the up
country.
Tho farmers are far behind and
somo Of them are going to plant
more corn then they contcmpla-
ted. and less cotton.
Hal. Boggs is kept constant with
lis delivery wagon. Boggs T. Skcl-
on know how to buy goods and
low to sell them. And by so do
ng they have secured the trade
# this community.
at the last meeting Of the Board
# Trustees, they passed a rosolu-
ion authorizing the Faculty to
lold ono farmers institute in each
ounty during the year and if tho
armors OF Piclcns county desires
ne they should write to tho prosi-
cnt Of tho college.
We wcro glad to 500 on our
trccts Wednesday, JAS. II. Kirksov
'h" was ON a visit to his son at |
nllegc
The Pickcns "Rata' are proud
Is we'll rs all others, that tho uni
orms have arrived. Thcy have
pulled Off their "cits' and are
VOW parading the campus in brass
,uttOns.
Os. seems to have the smiles on
his face Of late more than ever, hu
was promoted from Corporal to
Tho Picjions boys tako pleasure
in thanking you for sending your
paper to tho reading room, and
hope you will cont inuc to do sn,
although it has failed to put IN it's
appearance Of late. IL,
The people's journal. (Pickens, S.C.) 1891-1903, 1897-04-22
Execution Sale,
STATE or SOUTH CAROLlNA,)
County Of pickrns.

- ~ IL VIZ ''t' ~ (AfoblN y,
County Of Pckcns.
Il. Lcnhardt, Phintin.
against
y. NJ. Hamilton, Defendant.
hy virtue Of an execution lodged in nv
oillcc. have LEVIED upon and viii sell to
The highest bidder for cash at Pick n
Court House. :. c., on SllcS,!av in Miy
1877, the following real estate to.wit:
All the interest that \. NJ. Hamilton
may have in all thIl piece parcel or tract
OF lahi wing and being situate in thr
STATE and County aforesaid, adjoining
lands Of j. 4. Higgins, Mrs. Eliza Aillrn
ana others. containing two humd, cl and
thirty (23o) acrcs more or less and known
rs the estate OF McDunlc Hamilton, de-
ceased. wv
cording the same. : 'E'E
j. II. G.. MCDANIEL,
"p' '--''' :. i. G..
The people's journal. (Pickens, S.C.) 1891-1903, 1897-04-22
CONGRESSMAN TALBEEeT'S
SPEECH.


TIE JOURNAL is indebted to
Hon. w. Jasper Talbcrt for a copy
of his spoach in the National
Hous. of Representatives on the
tariff bill, tho object of which is
to provide revenue for the govern
mont and to encourage the indus
tries Of the United States. IT is q
forrgono conclusion that the Din.
gly Dill will become law and all
the speeches in the world will not
change the purpose OF the Rrpuh
licans, but Congressman TaIhcrt
tilod his protest in the form Of a
speech and it may havo effect III
the future.
He did not discuss tho bill in
detail, but in i general sort Of
way. lie declared that tho Dinghy
bill is the elimination of atrocity
in tho way Of tariff bills. JIc laid
down as general proposition that
the tariff is not the paramount is
sue, but that gold and silver was
and that until permanent sys-
tenn Of finance was established
there could be no permanent sys-
tenn Of taxation.
He charges tho Republicans with
trying to fool the American poo
pie and to draw their attention |
from the real burning question Of
the day, the financial question,
that tho whole business is a fake
and a fraud on the American peo-
plo. He illustrates his argument
with his apt anocootcs and gets
the better of all who intcrruDt
him during the delivery Of his
speech.
Mr.. Talhcrt says: 1t claims to
be a bill for raising rev-nuo for
the Government and at tho same
time atlording protection to- our
home industries. Now any body
who knows who has given this
matter amy thought that this IS
impossible. When in he opera
tlon of Ills bill, it raises revenue
tor tn" government. it of ncccssj-
~ Alo:..- 10 protcction to home
lndU>t:."-. ;tnl when it affords
protection to homo industries
necessarily it raises no rcvcnue
for the Government.
lie Is "f the opinion that tho
best thug to do, is to cut down
expenses, be moro economical, do
feat this tariff bill and givo tho
people instead free silvor, and
they need more money and loss
taxes and fower tariff bills.
In conclusion ho says that he is
omphatically and absolutely op-
posed to tho bill and shall vote
against it, but he is willing an(
hope that the Republican part,
will enact such measures as vii
bring prosperity to our country
Let 1T come from whatever source
it will, he will welcome it. LET
the blessing come, as come it
must always from tho Lord al
though sometimes tho devil may
bring it.
The people's journal. (Pickens, S.C.) 1891-1903, 1897-04-22
Notice..

l have shipped a fine Jack to
Easley. His services are offered
to the people. Mulo raiSnrs should
see him. lie can bo found ut w.
II. Bowon's and will be at w. J.
Pondor's on tho 10Th and 2Oth
INST. DE. w. j. Bowen.
aDrl5-tf
The people's journal. (Pickens, S.C.) 1891-1903, 1897-04-22
Notice to Debtors and Cred
ifOro

All persons having claims against the cs-
tate OF Jeremiah Trainum, deceased, viii
please present the same properly attested
TO tooI the undersigned, by tho 18th OF, Nav,
i1oI. lh3So indebted to the estate will
please make payment too.
n. H. JONES, ..
apr15w3. Excrntnr.t r."
The people's journal. (Pickens, S.C.) 1891-1903, 1897-04-22
HOW TO FIND OUT.

f1ll bottle or common glass with ,ninr
ana let it stand twrnr y-four hours: a Srdi
mcnt or settling iuGiculrS Il diseased con.
dition OF the Kidneys. Whrl urine ,t,ius
linen it Is poSiiiv> cvidrnr" of ki,l,r
tr"nhI". Too frequent desire to urinatr
or pain IN The hn"k, i> also run:iucn.
proof that the kidnryS and bladder are
ont of Nytlrr
The people's journal. (Pickens, S.C.) 1891-1903, 1897-04-22

BD"wAN'FED AT ONCEs-Activa
agents FOR each county. Exclusive control
and no risk. will clear IL to 20 hundred
dollars n year. Enclose stamp for 'full par
Sncuiars, or 2oc for 81 sample. BIC RArIDs
apl5In2.
The people's journal. (Pickens, S.C.) 1891-1903, 1897-04-22

Estate "i ". ID. G,rnn, dvcraslL.
Plain in'
AGAINST
John j. .Iami>"n. VI. !. j ,,nSnn, | alra
nnrN. NJ MnGuu Hrl,lrr aul u,!:rrS.
DrfrndaHi>.
by virtu" "i Il H. crr'al order. IN in - -
meat mH'!" i, tn lion. .I".rrl II. E.ar,r.
l'r'Nlulln" } t!.:". o.: inc t IIh OF Ar-iI,
1886 "nh ilin., Il hN tn" .uuirii." tnurl
III the l'nv" stated ease. | will sell to i,.r
highest hlhrr NJ public anctiun 1T pirk-
ems court house on the fist Monday in
May, 1897, dnring the legal hours @;
sale. for onrlali cash uMd he rrinainlr.
in ~iN months. secured hv tie h, 1T ii h..
purchaser and Il mnriGa.r oi tie prc,ni .
SrS, SOLD ANA hearing interest from th.
day OF sale. with leave 10 the pun chaser
to anticipate payment.
"All that cert lin piece. pnrrrl or tract
at land. (lcScrihrd by the defendants, II.
}. and John NJ, lnmSon,) whr!cou we
now live. containing two hundred and
"'%hiy six (2SG) acres m.rr or less, in I've
Comfy and State aforesaid. bounded bv
lands Of job +. Smith, j. +. Hendricks
AMI William Hunter. hrinr the sumr
land bought by NJ. i. .Inni>nn, then Irn
drIckS from her mothrr Marmnrrt kraS-
ter. deed recorded in book T.. pare $50 :"
Purchaser to pay for decd, bond, mort
gage ami rcc"rdin% the same.
D. II. &. MCDANIEL,
mari l-'th. =. l.. G., =. G..
The people's journal. (Pickens, S.C.) 1891-1903, 1897-04-22
A GENTS WANTED-For War ,

A GENTS WANrED-For War IN
Cuba by Scmor Quc<ada. Cuban
;I.iI"Sent"livc ;i at Washington. Endorsed
by Cnban patriots. In t,cmendoms In
mand. \ bsnnnza for agents. Onlv
Sl.3O. Big book. big commissions: Ev.
crybody wants the only endorsed roll.
able book. Outfits free Credit o;vcn
Freight paid Drop all trash, and n,,lc
$500 mon'h with War in Cuba. HI.
dress today, TUE NATIONAL ROOK
Chicago. 'o'eo'
Jan l4tapr20.07.
The people's journal. (Pickens, S.C.) 1891-1903, 1897-04-22
r. %. Harris.
Horses and EMuseSg

carload of linc horses and mules
Just received from st. Louis. and more to
come.
They are FOR SALE at rock bottom
prices.
WIN. "A. ~ AUL.DaN q CO.,
noVl9u Easley, s. @.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1897-09-02

81 shall continue to use them and recon-
mend them to my patients, for / consider
there is nothing better for the diseases
they are recommend TO cure than DR.. VIII
liams' Pink Pills. II you desire to use this
for publication you can attach my name.
] am well known in this part of Kansas and
also in Fayette County, Ohio. i am Secre-
tary Of the u. S. Pension Examining Sur
geon's Board for Stafford County, Kansas,
and Chairman of the Republican County
Central Committee for the above named
county" Yours faithfully,
JESSE L.. LINES, M. ID.
We also ascertained the Doctors stand
ing in st. John by a few interviews with
prominent people, whicE we herewith pub
lish along with the Doctors statement re-
garding Pink Pills:
II am well acquainted with DIR. j. l..
Lines and know him to be an honorable
and straightforward man, and what ever
he may say can be relied upon.
Z. X. BENEFIRL,
County Supt. of Schools, Stafford County,
Kansas.
ST. john, KANSAS, July 14th, 1896.
have known DIR. j. l.. Lines for a num-
Der of years and can recommend him as a
prominent physician. and a man well liked
In this vicinity. HOWARD GRAY,
Cashier Commercial Bank.
have known DIR. J. l.. Lines for several
years, and as a physician he is very promi-
nent, and his reputation for honor and in
tegrity are too well known to be questioned
for an instant. H. j. CoRNwELL,
Editor st. John News.
DR.. Williams Pink Pills contain, in a
condensed form, all the elements necessary
to give new life and richness to the blood
and restore shattered nerves. They are an
unfailing specific for such diseases as loco
motor %ataxia, partial paralysis, st. Vitus'
dance, s~ciatica, neuralgia, rheumatism
nervous headache, the after effect of In
grippe, palpitRtion of the heart, pale and
sal1ow compilations, al forms of weakness
either in male or female, Pink Pills are
sold by all dealers, or will be sent postpaid
on receipt of price, 80 cents a box, or six
boxes for So SO (they are never sold in bulk
or by the 1907, by addressing DR.. Williams
Medicine Company, Schenectady, N. Y.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1897-09-02
CAPTURED A TOWN
AfRlDls SWOoP DOWN FROM THE
HILLS in STRONG FORCE.
inc village of UbIGn Attacked and
Observation-Disclosures Set ON Fire
md Nearly All Destroyed-Gen.
Riggs Attacks the Enemy and
After sharp Fighting They Are
Driven Rack to the Hills,

London, Aug. 2S. A special from
Simia says the Dulaetz tribe Of Afridis
near hohat descended from the hills
IN strong force during Thursday night
Il attacked and captured the village
OF Iblan, setting fire to the buildings,
nearly all of which were destroyed.
zen. Biggs, commanding the forces at
hohat. having heard of the Afridis'
pans, had prepared a force on Friday
morning and attacked the enemy. At
ter sharp fighting the Afridis were
driven back TO the hills with heavy
losses. The British loss consisted Of
one Sepoy killed and a native officer
and two Sepoys wounded.
The upper Swat tribes on the right
bank of the river have paid a fine of
10000 rupees for revolving against the
government. Gen. Blod's column has
returned TO Thana. All is quiet at
Shabkadar. Ii is believed at Simla
that Orakza is not sufficiently in ear
nest 10 attack the British posts ON the
SANTANA range.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1897-09-02
SIO0 To Any Man.
WILL PAY 500 FOR ANY CASE
or Weakness In Men They Treat and
Fail to Cure.

An Omaha Company places for the first
time before the public a MAGICAL TREAT
MENT for the cure of Lost Vitality, Nervous
and Sexual Weakness, and Restoration of
Life Force in cd and young men. No
WORKOUT French remedy; contains no
PHOSPHORUS or other harmful drugs. 1t is
a WONDERFUL TREATMEST-magical in its
effect5-positive in its cure. All readers,
who are suffering from a weakness that
blights their lie, causing that mental and
physical suffering peculiar to Lost Man
hood, should write to the STATE MEDICAL
COMPANY, Omaha, Neo., and they will
send you absolutely FREE, a valuable
paper on these diseases, ard positive proofs
of their truly MAGICAL TREATMENT. fhous-
ands of men, who nave lost ell hopo Of a
cure, are being restored by them to a per-
feet condition.
Inis MAGICAL TREATMENT may be taken
at home under their directions, or they will
ray railroad fare and hotel ILLS to al who
prefer TO 60 there for treatment, if they
fell TO cure. They are perfectly reliable;
have no Tree Prescriptions, Free euro,
Free Scmp,e, or G. O. ID. fake. They hnys
100000 capital, and guarantee to cure
every case they treat or refund every dollar;
or their charges nscy he deposited in a
bank 10 be paid to them when a cure is
effected. Write them today.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1897-09-02
RnIhnd by Rrfgnnds.

Hong Kong. Aug. 30.-Malt Salet. a
notorious brigand with 200 followers,
raided the government station at
Pulop Gaiya. captured Mr.. Newbron-
ner. the officer in charge, killed a cor
poral and then sacked the treasury OF
$4,000. The town, which consisted OF
wooden and kagang houses, was then
fired and every building destroyed.
Gaiya is the export and import center
of a considerable district and the pop
ulation was largely Chinese. Salet at
last accounts was fortified at naman
adand II is feared will attack andak
and massacre the Europeans after
lootipg the town.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1897-09-02
nERIxG SEA.
Argument for the C-anr5,.n
ment Before the Ca.a- "oNerh-

ArSument Tor Ii Canadian co~
neht before the Commission,
halifax, n. s., Aug. 3O.-Tbe perin,
sea commission met again. Hon Ne
refers continued his address. He 81,
ioWcd h same grounds M takan ~
nm i day before In regard ~ ~
loss OF the seals from ~prosnectira
catches. He claimed thai ne The
United States had taken Tho me
during the German convention ,ha,
prospective damages should be- award
cd that today the same contentio, ~,
,he canadian counsel should he SIM.
ported. He pointed out that tho mt
ed states authorities claimed nrns-
pective damages on behalf Of TIC
United States at a time when a nun
per OF American vessels seininp in
fortune bay were prevented from Ash.
ing py a mob of natives and hat ON
award was made in view of the fact
tLat a big catch was prevented Inv ,ha
action of the assailants. He fnytbar
CANNED that damages should be made
Ior bodily hardship to the crew. For
the government Mr.. Peters claimed
damages FOR the sealers, inasmuch as
,here mad been no intention on the
part OF the United States TO nrevent
h fishing by Canadian sealers.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1897-09-02
Wares in Russia.

Washington, Aug. 2S.-Consul Gen
eral karel at st. Petersburg, in a re-
port to the state department.. gives
some information concerning wages in
Russia. 1t appears, according TO the
report, that the use of machinery has
caused a falling off in the wage rate.
A workman with a horse is paid one
rouble and sixty copecks per day. The
rouble is valued at 51.4 cents, and the
copeck is one-hundredth part of a
rcuble. A great deal of the machinery
In use is very crude.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1897-09-02
HELD IN
Young English Girl Practically a
Slave i'm California.


MADEIRA, Cal, Aug. 2S.-About four
years ago there came to this country
from Rock Ferry, Eng. a Mr.. and
Mrs. l.. A. Tubbs. With them came a
little girl, daughter of one of the
English neighDors, named Emma
Davis. The Tubbs purchased one of
the finest vineyards in the county.
Since they took possession of this prop
erty little Emma Davis has been prac-
tically enslayed. She has scarcely been
allowed to go off the premises, and
has been compelled to work in the
vineyard by the side of men hired off
the public highways and has received
no education. The British consul has
interested himself in the matter at the
request of the marquis of Salisbury,
and the sheriff of the county being APP
pealed TO, went for the girl but found
that she had been spirited away. She
is supposed to be in Fresno, and the
Sheriff will try TO find her and send
her back TO England.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1897-09-02
Rumors of n General Sbut Down

Hazelton, Pa, Aug. 30.-The strike
situation here is more unsettled than
II has been for some days and rumors
OF a general shutdown are current.
These have excited no little a~pprehen-
sion among people who were Just be-
ginning TO feel the effects of the i'm
proved condition of The anthracite coal
trade and the activity at the mines
due TO the increased demand created
by the depleted stock of bituminous.
The foreigners control mining mat
tiers here and this fact is coming home
to the operators with greater force
now than when they imported hard
coal.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1897-09-02
REpULsED
|,,,,rryTs GET THE WORST OF
n ATTACK ON sHlMWARL.
Are Gathering at Ziaret
n~.at Anxiety lis Felt for
safety of Women and Chill
r~oops VIII Be Sent to Pro-
rncm-Afridis Quarreling
themselves Over the d.
,,,ion of spoiis.

India. Aug. 30.-Little fresh
bompa. Noon received here from the
ews An attack has been made on
osnmmari. In the SANTANA range, put
nrinr force was repulsed, los
y. riIled and many wounded.
Nv ~ considerable excitement along
nele MAN route to Quetta and the tel
p u,res have again been cut. 1t
rap ted that tribesmen r gather
repo aar the Ziaret sanitarium and
~ anxiety is felt regarding the
WV If the women and children
les az the railway is asking for mil
I'M nrotection for their property. III
.aute Is considered safe the wo-
ord children at the sanitarium
4, Ia brought away, but otherwise
80 will he sent from Onetta to pro-
w .hem The column under Gen.
IAN which has been dispatched to
4 SANTANA district, Is composed en-
~ n native troops and is fully
s',nsd with medical commissariet
t ,rransport services. IL has orders
sorce tho Kohat pass IL necessary.
pnmors are current tending TO throw
rhss mon the genuineness or the
rsors reply TO the viceroy OF India
rsrdine the completely of Afghan's
Ihipcts in the uprising. The disarm-
roft the Kyhbers rifles which formed
q ~ the garrison at Jamrud, was a
|mnlete surprise, but the orders We're
sged without any trouble. Much
Siyidual firing into the camp at jam
has taken place, as many as 100
az shots having been fired at the
trosts In a single night. Some OF
kse shots were fired also at so short
rsnge that three native officers who
yre ON watch were killed. 1t speaks
N for the discipline and obedience
llntained in the camp that not a
ne shot was fired in reply. The hot
lsther Is extremely trying, but the
bHh and spirits Of the troops are
M.
Eonfrmation has been received of
umc-S that the Afridis are quar-
Inc ar-Jng themselves over the di-
ion of the booty taken from the
btnred forts. Only about 500 OF
IN have been left TO guard the
yber pass, the others having dis
BED to seek supplies and provisions.
= IS Is probably the reason for the
ation Of hostilities.
he general idea here is that If fur
delay occurs in Furnishing the
bids, for which purpose at least
tp men are required, there will be
Rneral uprising on an enormous
k. Between Buner and the Indus
tribes appear TO be disinclined TO
a9 The rebellion.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1897-09-02
AN ADVANCE.
iochester and London Striking Min
ers Given a Chance TO Re.nn,.

Dubois, Pa, Aug. 30.-General Man
ager Robinson has issued a circular 10
tEe Rochester and London striking
miners in which he grants an advance
10 ~ cents per net ton and gives the
company's side of the controversy. On
TUESDAY after the committee notified
MI. Robinson that the miners here
agreed to strike Notwithstanding his
request for them TO work until Satur-
day, when he would reply to their de-
mand for an advance, he told them he
would have no further communication
with Dubois. In his circular he saws
he deems 1t his duty to send them a
communication as they have been mis-
led and misinformed.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1897-09-02
De.,b of william Crafty.

Chicago. Aug. Is William Crafty,
who. before the civil war was n OF
the most notable conductors of the
underground railroad" for the as
sistance of runaway slaves, died near
Maryville, Ohio, of old age. Mr.. Graf
Nv. il is said, helped over 5000 slaves
10 escape to Canada, and at n time
n reward of $1,000 was offered TO any
perscn who would deliver him dead or
alive south of the Mason and Dixon
line. He was ninety-two years old.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1897-09-02
A WISE PHYSICIAN.
BROAD OF OPINION he THROWS
PREJUDICE TO THE WIND.
DR.. j. L. Lines Endorses DIR. Williams
Pink Pills Because He Has Found
Them Enhcacious. believes the
First Duty of n Physician

Tnem Emcactous. believes the
First Duty of n Physician
Is to Cure His Patients.
From the Capital, St John, Kansas
Hearing hat DR.. j. L. Lines of st. John,
Kansas, had used DR.. Williams Pink Pills
in his practice with great success, a re-
porter called upon and interviewed him
regarding the matter.
Your reporter found the doctor a very
pleasant and affable man of probably fifty
years Of age. We were much impressed
with his manner, as il was kindly and dig
niied. When we preached the subject of
our call, he became enthusiastic at once
and proceeded to give us the following for
publication:
my attention had been called to DR.. Viii.
liams' Pink Pills fer Pale People by several
persons Of my acquaintance who had been
greatly benefited or entirely cured by their
use. / determined to give them a trial in
my practice and il they proved to be salts
factory / would adopt them and use them
regularly. Since i began prescribing them
j have never had cause TO regret my deter
mination. j b ave used DR.. Williams PINK
Pills in a number of cases Of nervous trou.
bles, neurasthenia, rheumatism, etc, and
in every case have been exceptionally well
pleased with the results, and / can honestly
and con~scientiously recommend Pink Pill
for the above diseases.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1897-09-02
He Meant High Balls.

.1t's curious" said the Pet Aversion
as he glided in on the Joke Distorter
that a man under the influence viii
wobble and jolt along the street"
wherefore the curiosity?' asked the
CURED.
Because" rejoined the Pet, "any
thing else that is ~all-bearing gets along
smoothly
And ii was well he got along smooth
ly Just then.-Pittsburg News.