Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1897-05-19
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bic fdnsi &eHerantS sebt, ipo fdn3
Breiies gstfdartiGt werb, ba gelie no.
tugli6 tpieber gang annere &ubls a!s
baum taun in bic 5dI6s5aunbrieS, NC
oes MieI b06fteus iuf3iB Gents fof9t.
sd ben dinner bic Sad ieBt aad
i1een eraus, mie mer fi9 ba bebdfe
muB, um for uull caufibert se tperbe,
I i6 meen nit for rfua" = bes is mann
mer atid5t bot-fonnern for Ell Btub'
8lott Sdnfie. 9ube.
@ritens emol nuB mer 4riIdntes
nun BUN Der sei6 bun eme 8eifdels
Miel TN 8p!tenbol bapme. Se Spring:
llewwerSieber IN be 6ut, ben BERT mer
nit ielper uffhdnge, ionnern Waiter
ber muB bic DRIFTING, Nrtifel8 nebme un
ie 10 perltsds, baB er ie. lpaHa mer fort.
9ebt, net fin6e fanu, eriept mer gebt Elm
baIue Dollar.
Mier oerf f@ aa6 net binftBe, nO
mer MIL, ionnern lOBt ii6 BUN eme
Waiier ben plab sewme.
SEPT eebi'S los. SEP muB mer auf.
pafIe mie @iniges, baB ner fib net
emeg gebt, iunlbt Derb mer for on uns
gebilbete Meni9 canHbsrt.
Waun mer bic 8illoffebr frieei, ba
mub mer aatarlicb 10 tbun, al6 mann
mer bic frenfd Wprb, po ba bruff
febn uu all Was-5e -efe bebeute,
perfebn ibdt.
5 thu bic 8iloffebr binae leie. NO
bic BreiS febn. Das 5beierfe nemm
i'd. Sd fann's ais net pronaun3e.
Sd iag uls bios: Gemwe Sc mer
Gumlumlum a la 2arara Ca Ia is ales
mol berbei) un Dei6 nit benz Singer
bruff bi, mos in ber Biaoffebr itebt.
Mana bes @fe timmt. ho Derf mer
| fi6 ia net merte lofe, baB mer Ieppe.
teit bot. ober baB es Gem i6medt.
Neppeteit se bapwe is ndmlid net
fdfdeudbel, 6unger natiirli@ erft re@t
net.
6 febr CUTE Smpreiden ma6t's,
tpaun mer 3iemli9 laut fegt, be8 tpdr
net bes ri9tige 4einb BUN Sumlumlum
la &arara, mie mer's In pdrriS ge'
triest bdtt. SO tbdt net erdetlp be rid,
tige 6ldpmsr baipDe.
Gann fiohert mer 10 8iBIe bra
rum. itedt Baar 8iHe ms Maul un
f9iebt bann be Seller biss6feb fort.
Oes'bot a0emot CUTE gffett.
Sn se Goffie muB mer en- 8rdnbb
i6htte I'm an3iinbe. Mfer brou9t fee
Mngibt 5u bamDe, pann's brennt.
So taun uir berbei pafFre, pann's
aad hdni9eros auSgudt.
6 0aupiiad iS aad. baB mer benz
Waiter en- ornIide Sip gebt.
SEP in bem &igarb ibu i9 bic &erI
oils fuble. Sd iein ndmli6 friiber,
ebenter baB i9 en- eiseue DIaB anges
fange bab, ieluer emol @--- mel,
neber meilb. bes gebbrt net baber.
Gnibau, i'd fem bic SridS bun bic
Waiters. Wanu i9 mid an be S6bel
feb, ba nemm i6 aebe DoGer @plbs
pies unb leg's unner's Wai1er9Ias.
Sa tperb i9 naturlidb f6rft RlGB getpds
teb, neil Der aerl bentt, bes follt er
trieee. @ann i6 baun seb, ba nemm
i6 mel @olbpies unner benz 8laS meg,
fteds tn bic Saf6 un leg Ell cdndbidn
Oeim bin.
NattrIi9 berf mer bes 9eif (iprid
&neip) net iubie, iuni9t triege bic
Dubes 9lnsfdt, mer tbdt ii9 in bic
2ippe f1neibe. @s iebIt grub nod,
baB smol @ener Mnefdbt triegt, nier
t6uut fi6 nit ber Sort in bic 9ade
tede, b0nn mafe mer nit 5tdb1e e1e,
mie bic Sideinies.
Wanu mer Shnmbdbn or6ert, muB
mer fage, er tbdt nod benz proppe
f9mede. @ann rner en- Radtebl trintt,
muB mer, mann mer en- setebf bot,
fage, er miBt er9enb mas bran feble.
Mer muB iimmerbaupt titpiper ales,
mas mer orbert un triegt, tide I'M iase,
es wdr nit 10 gut tpie iuni9t. 90
merte bic 2eit, bob mer dttoHommt is.
on fdn3i pldB Se ehe.
Gum SeRert muB msr R9 4mlett
lumlumlum Rabtim befele. Des ia
ndmli9 pfanneiu9e nit 5eiernorts.
Wanu mer fOrtsebt pun 10 eme neis
liide f1nai Refordut, no n,er ebaut
fufstbe Boilers for Miel losDerbe
taun, ba nemmt mer en- Subtpid un
fteft ben uf Der SAB ins Wtoul un
bIeibt nod 8iertelfanb9e Dor benz
0aus ftebe emit benz 8ubtpid i'm
Maul), baB bic 2eit aa@ fsbe tbune,
no mer eesefe bot.
Sann gebt mer In lei 5tammtneip
un loBt fi9 S9neinstn6dli nit
Sauertraut gemipe I'm eBt fi9 fatt.
Ses fein bic Rubls for fdn3i pldb.
Wtit &igarbS Oours