The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1897-03-18

ASyracuse preacher delivered SER
mon denouucing dancing but the clrb
had . very enjoyable party just the
same.
Mayor Cunningham of Arkansas City
has notified the people that he has had
enough and will not stand for re-elec-
ton.
1t is said that the latest Kansas
cyclone cellars are provided with .
chute from the nearest bedroom win.
dow.
The people of Caldwell are offended
at the Wellington papers for publish
ing news rejecting on the morality Of
Caldwell
Winfield college boasts of getting
eighth place in the collegiate orator.
cal contest There were eight con.
testants.
Lewelling can not be removed from
the railroad commission by Governor
Leedy. The petitions against him will
have no effect.
The heaviest SHOWS in Kansas this
year was in the southwest corner
Snow fingered there until about the
10th of March. =
Kansas is making her usual mistake.
Although she is a close state the other
states are in Washington and will get
all the plums.
The Kansas woman who goes east
and comes back with an elegant
stock of millinery" is just now doing
that annual act
A Dickinson county man has fenced
in lis fish with a wire mesh. He con-
te.nplated herding them, but the ex.
pense was too great.
The Ellinwood barber who gave q
! customer a shave and 90 cents change
for a Mexican dollar, understands free
silver better than he did.
1t is rather mean in Medford after
getting the Hutchinson Southern, to
announce that the road will not be ex-
tended tor year. or two.
Morrill, the other day disposed of the
bonds in that Leavenworth hank which
. year ago made the Wichita people so
mad when they thought of it.
Patrick Barney, an old Rock Island
fireman, who was known extensively
in Kansas, was killed in the railroad
yards at Fort Worth last week.
Charles Medd and E. H. Hirsch, hith-
erto prominent farmers near Waterloo.
Ia this week moved their families and
effects to farms in Cowley county.
Pie literally is not good for the ap-
petite of a man who eats 1t and fgura-
F.; lively not good for the appetite of the
man who lets other fellows eat it.
Governor Leedy has begun war on
the joints at Topeka. This is very
good Topeka has never had real
good taste of prohibition birthstone
The Kansas farmers will raise more
cotton this year than heretofore. They
are just discovering that this profita-
bic crop can be successfully grown in
Kansas.
The average Kansan's mind is so
deeply absorbed in his spring work
that nothing else is of interest to him,
not even the great -Fitzsim-
mons fight.
Wellington has a man who has been
| Dragging about having but one hen
and yet he was receiving eight eggs
daily Bat few days ago the neigh
bors shut their chickens up and since
that time this man has lost much con-
fdence in that hen. He does not now
receive so many eggs.
Ashabby looking man ran up against
the best Splinter in Kinsley the other
day, a rcce was pulled OFF and the
shabby stranger beat the local cham
| plCn hollow and took all his money.
The local paper warns the loo al sports
that this thing must stop The shah
! by man makes business of working
Kansas towns in this way.
The old saying ''There is nothing
| new under the SUM- is evidently one,
of which, Mcssrs. Primrose & West
have never heard; at least one would
be led to believe SO by their untiring
and we r,ay say, successful efforts to
produce novelties in the field of min
strelsy. Some years ago minstrel
manager, created quite sensation by
putting on the road a company of for
t. members using in his advertise
ments the catch line 40 count 'em 40;
but this exploit sinks into significance
alongside the Primrose & Vests pres
emit venture. The organizat ton which