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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-08-13
The Educated Jaw.

Boston Herald: What is to be done
about it. or will the future race be con-
tent 10 do without teeth? According TO
an experienced dentiss, education is play
ing sad havoc with the teeth Of modern
generations. The change in them has
been apparently rapid. more so than in
other physical deterioratiOns, and. den
tistry having become a science, the cause
is sought with hopes to stay the eiect.
Formerly, says this dentist decayeu leeln
were generally attributed TO a fOnCneSS
for sweets but this idea IS mistake
Sugar is nourishing, and, taken Win q
wholesome diet and proper care OF teeth,
II does~'t harm them. The truth Is that
fhe ancient sturdy square Jaw OF the An
glo-SaxOn race is changing through over
much study and Overeducation to v
shane which presses the molars one upon
the othe- and does not give them room
to crow. and will in time prevent them
c1,tfsne at all The horse lost ms uVe
80 through disease: man is about to
A., lose his .sVisdomers' teeth through ike
nrocess The .'Wisdomers are already
missing in many jaws, Ihls; sing 70
relate. makes the educated jaw En-
! oliSh women are not averSe 10 tl.S "
Shaped angle of chin Ihey are distin-
/ gu:shed for the length and breadth OF the
Teeth and would gladly see their worries
/ diminished under the new facial FORM
/ Griton and Newman, Radcliffe and vas
sar are responsible for much OF TINS ed
ucated,' Jaw. The young men are not
| sor.rr to have less teeth to be filled, and.
as personal vanity plays little part in
\ their physical culture, they would as
/ soon be tOothieSS as rot But suppose
more study. more higher education aids
this process of solution. and in the course
of time the grandchildren OF the students
/ Of today have jaws ike ch.pmunks. and
! never. no never. cut any teeth. what
( rhen2 VIII the dentists occupation be
| gone: or will they. as a writer suggests,
then manufacture complete aTtiliciai set5
! of teeth for people from the day Of their
| birth onward?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-08-13
The Returned Klondyker.

Cleveland Plain Dealer: Yes,
George" she said. as she fondly gazed
upon the bearded face of the wanderer,
I'VE have been very poor since you
went away"
wen change all that now, little
woman said the smiling miner. But
here, I'm as hungry as wolf. Where
is dinner?"
Alas, George she answered, Il
have no money to buy the necessary
ingredients"
No money!" he echoed. Here,
where are your scissors?"
With steady fingers he rapidly
shipped off his luxuriant beard.
My darling he said, as ne handed
her the whiskers, run with these to
the nearest bank. Properly washed
they ought to clear up a cool FIVE hun
bred in the yellow dust. And-wait. my
darling-this afternoon 1 will take a
bath. and if the debris doesn't yield a
couple o thousand I'm a bowling
cO--0tei''
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pleted its maneuvres. the judges an
rounced their decision. and the presen-
tatlen Of the banner was made by
CHAPLAIN sAllensworth. who accom-
panied the award with a graceful
speech Tho three platoons formed in
Line a. the south end OF the platform.
and standing in the midst of the array.
Chaplain Allensworth presented the
banner to Captain Anderson. who made
2 brief speech in response, expressive
Of the appreciation of the Odd Fell
lows ThereuDon the Dlatoons dis
banded, and the remainder of the day
was spent pleasantly, with dancing as
the chief attraction.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-08-13
An unfortunate Sin.

New York Press: The new woman can
didatess for governess slapped the table
rudely. LADIES'" she cried. never will
We submit to the hated domination of an
Inferior race. Never will we put on the
yoke."
A murnur of remonstrance electrified
the assembly. A Delegates in the furth-
est part of the HAN was elamoring for a
hearing. The speakeTess raped snantly
win her gaveiette. What IS the cause
of this cornnotion?" she demanded.
The interrupter pressed forward "a
neighbor of NINE she said. has just re-
ceived a letter from a friend in Paris.
Ladies'
The denouement was dramatic.
'.Yol5es are TO be worn next season.
Amid the powerful demonstration which
followed this declaration. the original
fi+ure
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-08-13

Red plumes and purple cleaned or
fraternal heads at Garfield Beach yes
terday. Three great orders were repre-
scented there. and they drilled and
drilled, while 1900 people stood around
and watched the knights parading in
their wariil1e earb.
It was fraternal day at Garfield. and
when the I. 0. o. F".s. K. Of P.'s and
A. o. L. VS. had gathered there early
in the Afternoon, no such assembly Of
secret order mem be-s was ever seeen
before at the breezy beach. where the
swish. swish Of the waves is heard on
the sands The early part of the after
noon was devoted to the drill. and then
every one went TO the pavilion. and
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REFLECTIONS CF a BACHELOR.

New York Press: Men like to spend
money; women like to have it to spend.
No woman who believes in her hus-
band believes IN spirisual:sm
When a girl first calls a man sweet
heart" she shuts her eyes and puts
her face down on his shoulder.
The man who gees around like a
funeral all the time at home. often has
TO work hard to look sad in a game of
poker.
When girl buys cigarettes for q
man, she feels about as funny as a man
does when he buys some baby powder
for his wife.
When a girl hears of another girls
being kissed, she acts awfully shocked
but il wouldn't faze her at all if it had
happened right under her nose.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-08-13
Fall IN PRICE OF SILVER.
Eorme- New Yorker Ascribes It
70 Accumulation.

= @1----~- ~ SW 4 O-1-SA --oSAlb-S -
TO manipulation.
H. K. Thurbar of Eailey. who was
formerly a member Of the famous gro
Gerry firm of H. x. Thurber & Co., New
York, writes to the HALEY Times as
fellows:
All silver producing sections view
With alarm every drop in the price of
silver, and it is very discouraging; but
is it not just what we might expect?
A persistent war has been made on it
II all the leading commercial cOun-
tries, including our own Chat should
rot be in the com bination), and i IS
row q commercial product, to be played
with by spectators, tossed UP, now
down.. BY the bulls and bears in the
commercial world, and it is an article
Of merchandise that can be handled
with ease-uniess there is an active
eonsumptive demand for it all the time
# the money changers wish it to go
down it viii go down.
A Wall street money changing Jew
can sell to a Lombard street money
changing jew a few thousand ounces
OF silver, each thousand ounces at a
less price shan the former thousand,
and so run the price TO lust the point
in sight, then change their tactics and
pray for rise
TIE freight on silver bullion is small,
80 storaz- 2 -orsinal oee- It dos No.
damage, whether under the water or
up IL the SKY. me sDecuie-tor cal o.
row money on silver bullion at nom
inal rate OF interest. There is every
tang in favor of making silver a spe-
cial and fav0rite merchandise TO spec
--'~-o - - - V--ll ard F--T1~ '>~-7
erect spectators after they have
-.-I $780, SEE O---i wy ~.
profits. SO, unless we in this country
can block their game through the free
coinage of silver I cannot see why We
viii not have great fluctuations in the
price of il.
I have received a fool letter from
Washington that came because of
something in one of my letters to you.
It makes me tired to see how little
the eastern gold bugs know about the
subject OF the free coinage of silver.
and what is the most annoying thing
about it, they think they know it
oil
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the advertisement writer, regarded him
dreamily. DO you ever feel an uaac-
countaiole agitation-a full sensation il
the ears-a general goneness-" he
murmured. Take Pixies PelIets!"
He" shrieked the man.
DO you feel an overpowering desire
to cry aloud? Take Plies Pelletsr'
The drowning man threw up his
lands
For ti1ct sinking feeling"
Stickur q. the advertisement writer.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-08-13
Senator Turkeys Legal Record.

New York Tribune: Senator Turley of
Tennessee enjoys the distinction of being
the first man in this country to file a pc
ttion in court praying for the Appointment
of a receiver for q municipality. What
is mere he was successful. and before he
get through with the suit the city Of
Memphis was in the hands of a receiver.
MIR. Turley does not show his years. He
looks at least twenty years younger than
he is. Of pluck and grit he possesses an
inexhausa.ble supply. In his earlier years
at the bar Mr.. T'urley Travelled far and
wide in the practice of his profession, and
his friends relate that on one occasion.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-08-13
& Jubilee.

Correspondence London Spectator:
Ten years ago. when everyone was
talking Of the queens jubilee, a gentle
man friend Of ours heard the following
conversation between two Scotch
women:
Can ye tell me, wumman, what is it
they ca a jubilee?"
''Weel, its this" said her neighbor
when folk has been mairred twenty
five year, that's a silver waddin'. And
when they have been mairred fifty
year that's a gowden waddin'; but if
the mans deid. than it's q jubilee"
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REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR

New York Press: Least wed, soonest
ended.
When love was made domestic fowl. it
ceased 70 sing
wonder why girls don't kiss each other
near 50 much when there aren't any men
around.
To man. love 5 the cider and marriage
IS the straw; to woman, it's the other
way round.
# men got to be as good as their wives
want them TO be, tie women would have
no use for them.
Babies mos. always laugh when their
mothers talk baby talk to them, but the
women never seem to catch on.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-08-13
The First Fire.

Cleveland Plain Dealer: "And now.
children, can you tell me how the blaz-
ing sword got there? You may answer.
Willie"
please, ma'am, guess it caught when
Adam got fred
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-08-13

in order to reach the court in time, he
Travelled sixty miles in one day on the
back of mule and swan a river swollen
fo9Tts banks in the bargain He won the
case.
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RoIrcH On 80 X On p

The downfall of the X. of P's came
about by reason Of the fact that the
leader underwent a laDse of memory.
and was unable to carry on the drill
after the prescribed order. They missed
several of the movements mentioned on
the Official bills, and it was this that
cut such a large hole in their general
per centage. Captain Wygant, Chaplain
AllensWorth and Lieutenant Dashiel
were the judges. and their verdict was
that the Odd Fellows had Won because
OF their superiority in the matter of
<apiditv OF movement. and the mimi
mum number of errors in their evolu-
tons.
The victors IN the drill contest were
awarded a banner, gaily Eiided ard tas-
selled, containing the emblem OF each
of the orders. The banner IS Drettiiy
embroidered and of costly material
Across the TOP CLEANS Petitions
Trophy" in gold letters, and imme-
diately below this are symbols Of Patri-
archs Militant and F. l. I. r G =; IS
in the corner of the bafner. and be-
meath shines the shield and insignia CT
the 4. q L. ".
ORDER OF THE DRILL.
The order of the drill was: Break
into column of threes. to the front =
Form column OF files from column of
column Of files. Marching in column
OF threes, eblique to right or left, then
forward. 5-Form line TO the left. and
continue the march. 6-Form column
tnrees to the rear and reform lines 10
the left without hating. Wheel into
column plato0ns and continue The
march. S-Form line TO right or left
9-Form column threes. 10-Threes right
and left about. 11-FOrm line
Each order came forward with q pla-
toon Of u men, with one captain and
two ieutenants. The K. OF P. 5. smartly
attired in their black garb and red
plumes, Were the first to appear in the
competition. A platform erected for
the purpose south Of the bowery was
utilized for the drilling. Then came the
A. O. q. WIS. and lastly the ]. o. O.
F. platoon. The officers were: K of P.
a. w Brown, captain; Hodge, first
lieutenant; n Mead, second lieutenant;
A o. T. W, J. W. Scott, commander;
o. z. Savage, vice commander: a. H.
Lamden, lieutenant. L o. o. F.. A. J.
Anderson, captain; c. J. HUMPHREYS,
lieutenant; \ A Sumner, ensign.
THE DECISION.
Soon after the last platoon had COM
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dancing engaged general attention until
the last train swung away from the
Lake shore.
And there is now grief among the K.
of P.s. for they lost the contest for
drill honors, and lost it badly. They
ended third in the competition, and the
honors of war came down upon the
banners Of the I. O. o. T. The a. o. L.
VS. obtained second honors, and when
the drill was ended, heavy hearts We're
beneath the smart costumes of the Sir
Knights
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Business Absorption.

New York Press: The man in the
water churned wildly. and Sticl1umb
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-08-13
Red And PURPLE PIINB
In the Military Drill Contest
at Garfield Beach.
VERY LARGE ATTENDANCE
ODD FELLOWS, woRKMEN AND
PYTRIANS COMPETED.

Victory Was With the Odd Fellows,
While the A. 0. U. w. Took Sec
ond Place was Big Day at
the Beach.
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THE LAWN FETE.

Given By the Young Ladies' Aid
Society.
The lam fcte given by the Young
ladies' Aid society at the residence of
Kiss Alfe last evening, was verv en-
joyable affair. Tic rounds were IL
Illuminated vita strings Of Chinese Ian
teTrs, and presented q brilliant scene.
The at.c-lance was lar-e. and the
affair was voted enc Of the most en-
joy1ble ever given By tho popular or
e r.zotica.
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Soon after the last platoon had COM
The San Francisco call., 1897-03-14

the
ground practically Library
excluding Short we have therefore,
them off tables
regarding journalism meeting the
Hall W. pastor Fifth
Baptist Church, boldly which well
the Among his following:
and calls itself the which really
in
would almost hopeless they united good
would be well nigh needless But the journalism house
divided against and therein lies opportunity respects
his
sna support which standing
in lin
phuse)
journal published city daily, neither
propenses is be-
womanood saf has
excluded public library Newark
the all its
ith excluded from and home
where American childhood is permitted to
Nw They call Iii old Nero
Tiber PompeH buried beneath
kissing
the Ca the daily into his home
nursery poisonous swamp the result introduction of
moral typhoid into his family
advantage suicide wretch
the the his hapess life
fill public life hus
poison which
A metropolis which launching broad
sides this thing Success to their and let honorable and
reasonable stand by Them"
triumph Mr. Hearsts new journalism" What ad
and papr!"
provides things afforded
time sound the moral Of the people
The San Francisco call., 1897-03-14

telegram from the authorities at Wash
ington TO that effect yesterday afternoon.
and as soon as Collector Wise has been
officially notified OF the Treasury Depart
ment's action the opium will be released.
1t will be placed at the disposal OF ID. +.
Davidson, assistant accountant OF the
Bank of British Columbia. who figures on
the Custom. house books as its owner, but
who the special agents claim, is 81 mpiy
the agent of Quong Fong Tai & Co.. and
other Chinese merchants who control the
opium market in this City.
To say that Major Moore is chagrined
at the turn affairs have taken is putting
it mildly. Encouraged by the first opn-
ion of Attorney Foote, which was to the
effect that if the facts we're presented
there was good case against the opium
and its importers, the agent bent all MS
energies to get the matter in shape. He
worked long and earnestly with his as
sistants, and thought that the filing OF an
inform alton against the big consignment
of Davidson was certain.
Then the attorney changed his mlnd
after looking into the subject more thor
oughly, and the agents work was simply
so much time wasted.
His comments on the United Stat es Dis
trict Attorney and Collector Wise are
somewhat drastic, but he sees at present
no way out of the difficulty.
The San Francisco call., 1897-03-14
IN HONOR OF THE STATE
Native Sons and Daughters
Getting Ready to Celebrate
May q.
A Parade in the Forenoon and Ball
and rtainment In the
Evening.

= The joint carnival COMMITTEES OF the
Native Sons and Daughters of the Golden
West held busy session last night, at
which considerable progress was made
toward the completion of an. attractive
programme for May 4, California Day."
The Sons and Daughters will hold a
grand parade in the forenoon, and feat
ure of this part of the programme will be
ten OF more artistic floats mbolizing
the most important events in the history
of the State, the carnival executive
committee having undertaken to prepare
the same.
Sol Jacobs, L. Lansing and Mrs. II. NJ.
three to devise some form of entertain
ment for the loren DON Of the 4th, in addi-
ton to the parade. In this connection q
suggestion was made that the Chutes
should be utilized. but no definite ar
rangement was concluded.
An evening dress ball will be given on
the night OF May in the Mechanics Pa
vilion, the price of admission being 81 for
lady and gentleman and so cents extra for
each additional lady.
Mrs. Lena B. Mills of Orinda Parlor,
with the help of others among the Native
Daughters, is preparing series OF living
pictures for production in come ction with
tne DILL, manager frleQlanuer having
kindly promised to provide the large
frame. lights and other necessary ap.
pliances for the purpose in use at the Cal
ifornia Theater. He has also undertaken
to supply suitable talent for the entertain
| ment which will precede the ball. The
executive committee will bear the expense
of furnishing the music and decorations
The Southern Pacific Company has
agreed to extend the time for which tick
cts issued to delegates attending the
Grand Parlor at Redwood City on April
26 are available, so that the holders may
remain over the carnival.
At the suggestion OF the executive COM
mIttee, two more mem bers were added To
that body from the Native Daughters and
the Native Sons, In the persons of Mrs.
Mary Tillman, grand president, and JOS
eph K. Hawkins of Pacific Parlor.
The committee then adjourned until
next Saturday evening.
The San Francisco call., 1897-03-14
ALARMS THE MERCHANTS
Theaters Buy Their Tickets oil
a Chicago Printing.
House.
Will Be Called to the Attention of
the Manufacturers and Pro.
ducers' Association.

1t has recently come to- the knowledgt
OF members of the Manufacturers ane
Producers Association that another biz
slice OF business that should 60 to loca
houses has been diverted to an Eastern
concern, and the matter will be called tt
the attention of the organization that b a.
for its motto "Keep the Money at Home
at the next regular meeting.
To people unacquainted with the cost o
furnishing tickets for the local theaters
the items of cardboard and printing
would seem small ones, but when it is
known that the tickets cost the play
houses on the aggregate $500 to $4,000 per
month the Importance of this item oil
trade TO San Francisco paper and print
ing houses can be understood.
The agent of Chicago concern known
as the Globe Ticket Company recently
came to this City and made contracts
with the majority of the theaters to print
their tickets. His prices were somewhat
lower than those quoted by local printers,
and he secured the plum.
The Manufacturers and Producers As
sociation will probably make deter
mined effort to bring the trade back to
San Francisco as soon as the presentc on
tracts expire, or before, If possible. The
m manager of prominent paper-house said
Yesterday that Eastern concerns we're
making constant inroads into the busi-
ness of local paper and printing houses
because of the prices they quote.
"The local printing-houses." he said,
s.do not seem to un derstand that they are
cutting their own throats by letting these
Jobs 90 out of San Francisco. The differ.
ence between San Francisco and Chicago
prices on this very item of theater tickets
is not very large, and there would still be
a profit if the printers would take the
work at the prices quoted by the Eastern
houses.
ut would not be quite so profitable, bu
It would give men work and keep tn,
money in circulation here. I have M
doubt the association will look into tn,
matter and see what can be done, and
am sure the theaters will be glad t,
patronize home industry if the prices ca,
be arranged satisfactorily"
The San Francisco call., 1897-03-14
BLOT TED OUT BY
JUDICIAL INK
Last Hope of the Blythe
Contestants Under a
Cloud.
The Supreme Court Refuses to
Let the Matter Be Carried
Higher.
There Was No Error in the Judgment
and Order of Distribution of
the Estate.

The Blythe contest Is drawing to an
end. By decision of the State Supreme
Court yesterday Florence, the child of the
hold upon the property OF the pioneer
millionaire.
As last stand Chandler, Halla day &
Conroy, representing William s. Blythe
and the heirs of James T. Blythe, de-
ceased, made an effort to have the case
carried to the United States Supreme
Court.
The petitioners state that the question
they wished to take to the United States
Supreme Court was whether the Superior
Court O. California was not utterly with
out jurisdiction to hear the petition for
distribution filed by Florence Blythe fol
reason of the fact, appearing upon the
face of her petition, that she was at the
time of descent cast, a nonresident alien
and incompetent to take said property by
descent or to sue therefor.
The attorneys affirmed that the State of
California had no jurisdiction to and did
not confer upon Florence Blythe capacity
or competency to inherit the property or
any OF 1t, or to sue therefor in the courts
OF the State. and that Florence Blythe
was not authorized, empowered or quail.
fed to inherit, take by descent or sue for
the property in question under or by vir-
tue OF tho constitution or the laws of the
United States or the treaties made in pur-
suance thereof, and that the Judgment
rendered in her favor by tho Supreme
Court OF California was and is void.
The lawyers in their petition contended
that the laws of this State, the benefit OF
which Florence Blythe claimed and
claims in this case, were and are of them
selves void, as construed by the State
Supreme Court in this case. and en-
croached upon in the construction, the
exclusive treaty-making and Diplomatic
jurisdiction of the United States, and
that the laws as SO construed were and are
repugnant to the constitution OF the
United States and the exclusive authority
and power OF the Federal Government, in
the respects stated, over nonresident
aliens.
With one strike of the pen Justice Nc
Farland crushed the hopes Of the petit
tioners by denying the petition.
This is about the last stage Of the case,
as 1t is not likely that the contestants can
get the United States Supreme Court JUS
tices to take up matter that has been
denied in the Supreme Court of this State.