New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-01-01
TIE TALK OF THE DAv.

The Board G: Health OF Kansas City has an
nounced is intention OF abatlnC the habit OF cA-
pectoration in public places.
Mr.. Smith. an English traveller arrived one
evening at hotel ~ As, and hired ID. him M as e r
want In Austria every one staying AZ n ho'el II
hook which is kept for police examination, so Mr.
Smith told his servant Friiz to bing ths DOCK 10y
MN u" have already registered mor" said Fritz, las
ar English gentleman OF independent means
"Bu, I've never told you ihy h"'"e' ~ "o" W. you
Il copied il from milor's portmanteau" answered
sm Msy s" OF book y and what YOU
The book was brought and 81. smi'n. 10 hi;
amusement. discovered that his clever servant h'd
"Monsienr Warranted Solid Leather "-rrit-Bits.
As n result OF the recent football gam" in the
CITY OF Mexico the Mexican papers generally con-
denim the game as far more brll'a! than buH-hgh'-
ing.
II good crops: ample molsture for good of the
soil and for the convenience OF man ana beast.
plenty OF sound money; confidence perfectly re-
lions nools and trusts depleted stocks in the hanGs
of manufacturers jObbers and retailers proptl0ua
nations: peace and harmony prevailing at homc.
mean anything. the prospects for prosperous Ne"
Year nattering indeed-uiardware.
The agitation against the disgusiGs habit OF
shifting in public places * extending all over the
country "rhe Baltimore Sun" quotes woman
az suggesting the following remedy; III all the
women In Baltirore would act In concert am
confident they could prevent a great deai or 'hiS
nlthy practice My plan is this: Whenever a
male passenger streetcar begins to expecto-
rate LET every woman aboard just look steadily a,
him There need be no especial severity expressed
by the look. nor an excess OF Indignation or re-
buke for too much feeling shown In glance. II
the guilty fellow were inclined to he coarse. might
subject one TO an insulting remark But each
E0ulJ
Tended decacy and surprise There IL not
woman out OF ten In this city. will venture to as
ser, who will not understand how to express all
these emotions in single look and not overdo IT,
Religion is like medicine-it IS the overdose that
The chaperon is the social pacemaker.
History is Father Time Junk wagon. chan uor
Inspiration Is a hashight; an idea ume-eX-
posure ,. . ,.t..-
Young men believe patonic friendship possible;
o' ue who finds the way 10 woman's heart
boulevard has taken the wrong road-Judge
The school children Of Sweden plant about 10000
trees every year.
Weary watkins-spose you had your choicc.all
you could eat fer a month. er all you couid drink
Hungry Hggins-It would wind up In my dyin,
either OF starvation or the delirium tr!minns, |
dunno which, indianapolis Journal
The English clergy are complaining vigorously
about the increase OF Sunday weddings
A husband is expected to admire the bonnet which
the wife picks out for herself: but let not the hus
band think highly OF his taste In millinery as 10
select n bonnet himself for his wife. II she says
nothing more than "oh. Charles, shell say 1t in
such a way that the husband will wish he never
had been born.-Boston Transcript
Names population increased more than 100 dur
ing the last year.
The train rushed through Albany at the rate of
seventy miles an hour, When the conductor came
through the smoker collecting tickets he am
nounced that there would be stop until they
reached New-fOrk \ young man onered MS
keepsic. Yes" answered the conductor. you can,
but God knows where youl land. "-CTroy Times.
Every county In Kansas" says THE Emporia
Gazette" where the cattle business prcdomnates
goes Pop. That means that the people aren't do
ing well Every county In Kansas where the
creamery business Is we'll established Is safely Re
publican. These are strange facts. but they indi-
cate that the cow IL worth a lot to the farmer
than the steer"
At certain London hospital patient was re-
Gently given some extract OF malt with instructions
10 take Il tca-poonful twice day. commencing on
the following morning. and to report himself at the
end OF fortnight. At the expiration OF this time
he returned and said TO the physician: Please
me- Insects" said the astonished physician.
what insects? why. them cockroaches. sir
] have taken one night and morning I'm tea
spoonful OF the sticky stun Inquiry elected that
cockroac hes had not beer dispensed hut had got
into the Jar during the first night Of Its stay In the