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The herald., 1897-01-08
REAL ESTATE and BUILDING
DulIness OF Holiday Season Still
Continues
FEW NEW BUILDINGS BEGUN
Permits Issued Cover the Erection of
Small Homes
Demand for Realty Is Still steady.
Reports of Sales Made and OF I'M
provements Under Consideration

The first week of the new year shows
but slender list of building permits
granted During the six working days
ended Wednesday night but wenty-four
permits were issued from the office of
the city superintendent of buildings the
aggregate amour of investment being
$15,205. AS may be Judged from the
amount, there are no new buildings of
special importance, being practically all
dwellings of the Chez aper kind. The list
complete is is follows:
S. F. Hamilton. dwelling. corner Eighth
and Moore streets; $500.
]. Batherton, dwelling 1125 South Wall
street; $500
r. W. Wilson, shed, Fifth street near
Los Angeles; SIS.
G. Wiley Wells. dwelling. brick Sew
enth near Lemon street; $1,000.
Minnie o. Chapman, dwelling Sotello
near Basil; $500
O. A Hopperstead. barn, Fourteenth
near Hill street; $50.
Mrs. Oned, dwelling. Seventeenth near
San Pedro street; $3.50.
L. N. Breed. store. Marchessault near
Alameda street; 500.
Edward Booth. dwelling, Seventeenth
between Georgia Bell and Cherry streets
$780,
j. Ambrose, shed, northwest corner of
Wilson and Hunter; SIS.
Mrs. w. NJ Madden, dwelling. Ad-
ANS street near Hooper; $3.50.
II. Newmark, one-story brick office
building, Los Angeles street between
Second and Third; $4O0.
f Roller dwa1Iinp Sacra,17erto no
tween Mateo and Santa Fe: $500.
w. Wright, dwelling, Pasadena ave-
nue., between Hoff and Primrose; s105O
l. Read. addition to dwelling 1924 East
First street; $50
Louis ]. Christopher. dwelling, north
east corner Twenty first and Los An
geles; $500.
ton avenue near Ninth: zoo
YneZ Rocha de Botellie, dwelling
Santee between Eighth and Ninth; 5000
Alice NJ. Cochran. dwelling. Thirty
first near Hoover; s475.
Thomas Campbell. dwelling. Harwood
avonue between Ger trail avenue and Nc
Kinley:s3o0
II. Sayer, move cottage from Belmont
avenue to Belmont avenue near New
Cain street $500.
John Abel. dwelling, Cottage Homo
street: $500
Perry WI. ing, dwelling. Claiming
street ,betwe Ninth and Tenth: $3.50
tA * Woodward. barn Twenty fourth
between Main and Maple avenue; $50,
DECEMBER BUILDING
During the month of December the
The herald., 1897-01-08
L. A. KINDERGARTEN CLUB

The l.. A. Kindergarten club held Its
third regular meeting in the Friday
Morning club rooms yesterday After
the necessary business of the club had
been disposed of Miss Laughlin of the
Normal school gave lecture entitled,
A Bit of Holiday Time, which consisted
of extracts from home letters. written
abroad. Through them were given
glimpses of London, Chester, Warwick.
Stratford- Avon. Liverpool, Paris,
Versailles, ChamoniX, Geneva, the Alps.
the Falls y. the Rhine. the Black Forest,
Cologne and Brussels. Her lecture was
illustrated by photographs of famous
pictures, persons and places. as we'll ar
souvenirs of money, antique spoons and
Wodgewood wares
The herald., 1897-01-08
Total ........
UNCONTRACTED WORK.

The Builder and Contractor makes
rote of the following work, not yet un-
der contract:
Architect Thornton FitzhuGh has pre-
pared plans for MI Stiinson for an
eight-room residence to be erected on
Orchard avenue. near Twenty eight h
street; cost, $500.
Architects l.. Il. Talk & Son are pre-
pairing plans for the remodeling ard en-
largiug of the Presbyterian church at
Alhambra.
Architects Bradbeer & Ferris have
prepared plans for Charles 7 Eowlar d
for an cight-room res3 ance to he erect
cd Gil the corner of Thiitle,h N and Hoover
streets; cost, $500,
Architects Austin s SkillirG's plans
FOR the addition 10 the Christian church.
corner Eleventh and Hope streess. have
been accepted by the trustees, &C IT,
The herald., 1897-01-08
MILADY's SMALL TOILET TABLE

Small round tables that Loo, at first
glance like those intended for smokers
use se.ve a valuable purpose In lady's
dressing rc0r. They have, attached to
their polished tops. all paraphernalia
needed to crinp the hair, including
safety match boz. alcohol lamp. with
tongs standard, hair pin tray and BAN
dolne jar The tables are In oak or ma.
hogary finish and the attachments II
various metals, brass, nickel or silver.
The herald., 1897-01-08
=
GREATER THAN NIAGARA
Venezuelan Cataract More Than Three
Hundred Feet High

q. l.. O. Dart. who is a member of the
American expedition on the Orinoco
river sends us the following highly en-
tertaining letter describing magnin-
cent cataract which he has just discov-
cred. We take great pleasure in pub
fishing the letter:
The people of the West Indies will no
doubt be interested to learn that S. a.
Thompson and myself, while exploring
the Tmataca mountains, some fifty
miles south by east from Catalena, dis
covered waterfall which promises when
the whole truth is definitely known, to
The herald., 1897-01-08
HERE AND THERE

The subject of today's meetit Of the
Friday Morning club will be The May
bin Collection of Engravings, given by
Mrs. G. StreckenwaId
The Chesterfield club will hol, its reg
ular dance tonight at Masoric hall
Arend's orchestra will furnish the music.
The ball given last evening at Music
hall under the auenices Of the Mariposa
club was largely attended and lively
time was enjoyed by the members.
The herald., 1897-01-08
IN SOCIETY

Mr.. Vaughn entertained last evening
at his handsome home on West Eighth
street with a stag dinner. The house
was prettily decorated with smilax and
roses, while the table decorations wers
of pink and white carnations and maid
enhair ferns. Christopher catered. Gov.
ers were laid for eight.
The herald., 1897-01-08
ALL THE ANIMALS TOOK A HAND.

A lively hree-cornered fight between
a NANCY, shamefaced dog on one side
and an Angora cat. supported by brace
of monkeys. on the other, startled the
lower end of Fourth avenue at 10 o'clock
Monday morning. The battle took place
in the bird emporium Of G. II. Schrader.
The herald., 1897-01-08

In the Depths Of the Ocean.--The Mer-
maid-"Do you really love me so much ?"
The Norman ~-"Dearest! I could be
happy with You in dime museum
Puck.
The herald., 1897-01-08

superintendent of buildings issued Isl
permits, amounting to $136,932, viz:
81 new buildings. gs................$12 $123250
rs alterations and repairs ........ 10641
10 sheds, stables. .etc......... 17T0
removals. ....................... 1,265
s136, 1892
Which are classed as follows:
Frame cottages ..................63
Two-story frame dwellings.
Office and store buildings.
Stores and dwellings combined. ..... l
One-story brick buildings. 4
Two-story brick buildings. l
Three-story brick buildings. ...........
Brick stables Observation-Disclosures.
Warehouses ................. .......... l
The herald., 1897-01-08
.sssooess.".sssooss...

Operating several large retail stores we do with all
the resources Of large factory at our command, we
easily lead all other dealers in quality style and price,
We originate our own styles and always first to show
the fashion for the Patrons of our stores are
always up to date and superbly dressed
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-13

she has any disease or weakness incident to
her sex, she obtains the services of an edu-
Gated, experienced physician
One of the most eminent of living spe-
cialists in women's diseases is DR.. R. "
Pierce, of Buffalo, N. Y, chief consulting
and Surgical Institute, of that city. He has
devoted life time to the study and cure of
feminine disorders. His "Favorite Pre-
scription " is the most perfect cure for such
complaints ever known. 1t is the only truly
scientific remedy which reaches the inner
source of trouble and completely heals
strengthens and tones both the special or
gans and the entire nervous system. 1t is
the only medicine for women, invented by
a regularly graduated physician, skilled
and experienced practitioner
Any woman may consult DR.. Pierce either
personally or by letter and will receive
sound professional advice free of charge
No woman who suffers from these delicate
troubles should trust to any preparation
compounded by mere nurse or any other
unskillcd, unscientitc experimental.
The Peoples Common Sense Medical
Adviser a thousand page volume prepared
by Dr. Pierce and his staff of physicians
with over three hundred engravings and
colored plates (really medical cyclopedia
in one volume), will be sent paper bound
dDoOlulcly lice ou receipt VI twenty olc
cents in one-cent stamps to pay cost of
mailing only. Address, Worlds Dispen-
sary Medical Association, No 663 Main
Street, Buffalo, N. Y. If French cloth
bound embossed stamped covers are pre-
ferred send ten cents extra to pay extra
cost only of this handsome binding.
For constipation, the true, scientific cure
is DR.. Pierce's Pellets. Mild harmless, yet
sure, No other pill can compare with them
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-13
RIO GRANDE { SANTA Il
AND
DENVER & RIO GRANDE R. R.
THE SCENIC LINE OF THE WORLD
Time Table No. 40.
WEST BOUND

Connections with main line and
branches as follows:
At Antonito for Durango, Silverton
and all points in the San Juan country.
At Alamosa for Jimtown, Creede, Del
Norte, Monte Vista and all points in the
San Luis valley.
At Salida with main line for all points
east and west, including Leadville.
At Florence with F. 4 q. O. r. R. for
the gold camps of Cripple Greek and
Victor.
At Pueblo, Colorado Springs and Dem
YER with all Missouri river lines for all
points east.
Through passengers from Santa Fe will
have reserved berths in sleeper from
Alamosa If desired.
For further information address the
iadersigned.
7. J. HELM, General Agent,
Santa Fe, N. M
q. K. Eoopsa, q. r. A.,
Denver, Colo.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-13
Shakespeare and Golf.

It is said that Shakespeare works
abound in the most direct and explicit
references to the game of golf, several
of which have been collected in Miss
Woods recent volume Of Quotations
For Occasions.
In much Ado About Nothing" is an
unmistakable allusion to characteristic
st. Andrews gesture in the words, II
know you by the waggling Of your
head" while in "Titus Andronicus' is
encountered the pertinent query, "What
subtle hole is this?" In Richard III, I"
again, one meets the line, "Put in their
hands the bruising irons Of wrath, land
in Henry vi" (part y the statement
"I'll call for clubs. -
Falstaff's ruling passion was evident
ly golf, for on his deathbed he "babbled
Of green fields, and there were certain
~ links Oh Prospero's island, else why
the question "Why hath the queen sum-
moned me hither to this short grass'd
greenT Some commentators prefer the
reading, ITO tee or not to tee, that ia
the question. But apart from this dis
puted passage in Hamlet" there is q
reference to the fault Of striking too
short.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-13
"ANGELS UNAWARES."
Gen'l Pase. Agent, Denver, Colo

A figure by my fireside staid.
Plain was her garb and yelled her face
A presence mystical she made
Nor changed her attitude nor place
Did neglect my household ways
For pleasure wrought of pen or bookp
She sighed murmur of dispraise,
At which methought the rafters shook.
Me young Delight did often win
My patient limits to outgo
Thereafter, when entered in,
That shrouded guest did threatening
show.
The SHOWS of life to chill me fell
Where many gracious mate lay dead
And moved my heart to break the spell
By that ungracious phantom laid.
Now, who art thou that didst not smile
When my maddest jest devised2
Who art thou stark and grim the while
That men my tune and measure prizedH
Without her pilgrim staff she rose,
Her weeds of darkness cast aside,
More dazzling than Olympian SHOWS
The beauty that those weeds did hide
Most like a solemn symphony
That lifts the heart from lowly things,
The voice with which she spoke to me
Did loose Contrition at its springs.
o Duty, visitor divine,
Take all the wealth my house affords,
But make thy holy methods minel
Speak to me thy surprising words.
Neglected once and undiscerned,
pour my homage at thy feet.
Till thy sacred law have learned
Nor JOY nor life can be complete.
Julia Ward Howe in Independent.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-13
Talks With Travellers.

Yes sir! The most enjoyable trip
| ever took to New York was over
the Wabash. Only one change OF
cars in st. Louis; the finest passenger
station in the world. Fine restaur.
ant and cafe. Got an elegant supper
for 80 cents.
We arrived in st. Louis at 500 p
M, and left on the Wabash New York
Limited at 700 p. M, in the elegant
through sleeper, reaching Detroit al
9:15 the following morning. Niagara
Falls at 4:37 that afternoon, and ar.
rived at New York, Grand Central
Depot at 1880 a. M, just the right
time to get breakfast and attend to
business.
Oh! the Wabash is the route fol
New York.
BY the way just write to @. M
Hampson, Commercial Agent, Den
yer, for particulars. I may have for
gotten something.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-13

So long es the failing embers of vitality
are capable of being re-kindled into
warm and genial glow, just SO long as
there is hope for the weak and emaciated
invalid. Let him not, therefore, des-
pond, but derive encouragement from
this, and from the further fact that there
is restorative most potent in renewing
the dilapideted powers of broken down
system. Yes, thanks to its unexsmpled
tonic virtues, Hostetter's Stomach Bit
ters is daily reviving strength in the
bodies and hope in the minds of the
feeble and nervous. Appetite, refreshing
sleep, the acquisition of flesh and color,
are blessings attendant upon the repara-
tive processes which this priceless invig-
GRANT speedily initiates and carries to a
successful conclusion. Digestione is
restored; the blood fertilized, and sus-
tenance afforded to each life sustaining
organ by the Bitters, which is inoffensive
evon to the faminine palate, vegetable in
composition, and thoroughly safe. Use
it, and regain vigor!
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-13
HIS SON SAM.
Eddeeashun Had Ruined Him and Caused
Woe to His Sire.


Eddecashun Had Ruined Him and Caused
Woe to His Sire.
There was a man about 40 years ole
seated on the fence in front of the house
and swinging his legs as he smoked,
and as | halted and saluted him anG
inquired about the road ahead he asked
Stranger, be you what is called al
dedicated MANI"
Il have something of an education, -
| replied, as I noticed how grim he
looked.
"Then | don't want nuthin to say tc
you," he continued as he settled back.
Perhaps you are down on educa.
tion?''
Perhaps I am, sab. Yes, sab, dom
want nuthin to do with them kind O.
critters.
"Have you suffered any injury al
their hands?'
HEY |? WAL, now, you climb NJ
yere and take look over that field. It's
bekase of eddecashun that I've broken
my back and hain't got no mo- ambi-
shun left !"
I climbed up beside him and saw that
the field had been dug up in hundred
different places, as if some one had been
digging graves.
"That's what I've bin at fur the last
var" growled the man as he kicked
the fence with his heels to prove his
feelings. eyes, sab, I've put in ten
hours a day right yere with pick and
shovel fur the last IL months, and meb-
be you don't wonder that I'm down OIL
| eddecashun.
"What have you been doing?"
"Diggin fur gold, sah."
"And you haven't found any?'
"How could I when it wasn't thar to
be found? | jest feel myself gettin
dangerous when l think O. it. Better
pass on, stranger, befo | break loose. !"
"But tell me why you dug all those
holes in this tield,' persisted. "Who
told you there was gold here?"
"Waal, sab, it's all a.owin to my son
Sam. He wanted eddecashun and could
not be denied, and l finally sent him
down to Rosedale to skule Jest as sool
as he could read he cum home and TOLD
me about Captain Kidd, the pirate, anC
we kinder fggered that the ole crittei
buried his treasure right yere. went
to diggin fur it and kept at it till last
week. F."
"But Captain Kidd was an ocean
rover "
"Of co'se."
"And he couldn't have buried any
treasure hundreds Of miles inland?"
OF co'se not. That's what a crittel
told me as he cum along last week. He
made it SO mighty plain that quit dig
gin and went to waitin. "
"You-you are waiting for some one,
eh?"
81 ar, sah-waitin fur my son Sam,
who'll be homo this day. He'll find me
right yere as he Gums along He'll AK
how the diggin Gums Oh and if I've
found the gold yit, and then sunthin
will utter warwhoop and light down
on him. That sunthin will be me, and
befo' l am through with that varmint
Of an offspring the cause of eddecashun
in this state will git so tangled up and
pulverized and tied into knots that it
will tako 90 s'ars fur il to su ahead
again and deceive an honest man. +"
M. QUAD.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-13
CHICAGO & CALIFORNIA LINE.

Train No. westbound, carries through
Pullman and tourist sleepers to Los An
geles and San Francisco.
No. 2 eastbound, carries same equip
ment to Kansas City and Chicago.
No. and 2 are limited trains and stop
only at principal stations.
No. 20 eastbound, is local train, stops
at all stations, carries through sleepers
81 Paso to Kansas City; chair cars Ell
Paso to Denver, via D. 4 R. G. R. R. and
Trinidad through without change.
No. 81 westbound is local train, car
ries through sleepers to Ell Paso, connect
ing with trains for Mexico.
For information, time tables and litera-
ture pertaining to the Santa Fe Route,
call on or address,
II. 8. LUTz, Agent, Santa Fe.
W. J. BLACK, g. P. A., Topeka.
Oity Ticket Office, First National Bank
Building.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-13
Reduced Rates.

The Santa Fe Route now offers the
following low rates to points on or
reached via their lines: City of Mexico,
$67.7O for the round trip, tickets good
for return passage, nine month; to San
Diego and Los Angeles. $56 80; to San
Francisco, $8890 good for return passage
6 month; to Phoenix, Ariz, $46.25, limit
6 month; Las Vegas Hot Springs $500,
limited 20 days. Call on agents for parti-
culars.
WI. BLACK, g. p. A..
Topeka, Kas,
b. 8 LUTTE, AGENT,
Santa Fe, N. M
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-13
An Enterprising Poet.

A bailiff had just levied on the poets
first book. But did the poet weaken?
No! He borrowed 500. started the
presses again and placarded the book
stores: "Second edition! Marvellous
successl First edition exhausted in one
dayp'-Pittsburg Dispatch.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-13
His Standing Army.

King of Timbuktu - Where's my
standing army?
Prime Minister-Lying on its arms
your majesty.
King Of Timbuktu-Tell it to stand
up. What do pay it for?-Philadel-
phia North American
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-13
A Tender Spot.

They were spinning side by side down
the cycle path in the cleaning.
He seemed to be absentminded and
dreaming.
"How time fiesp' he exclaimed at
last, with deep sigh.
"When is the next installment due?'
she asked, with significant glance
And the next night he was wheeling
down the same cinder road, but with a
girl who didn't know so much. New
York Truth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-13
Misunderstood.

"Say," asked the porcupine, with ir-
ritation, "did you say nobody could
place me, and that was sticker for
you?'
ooh, my, mol" said the prairie dog
hastily. II have always insisted that
there were lots of fine points about
you!''--New York Press.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-13
che Colorado Midland Railroad

Reaches the Egrandest scenery in the
world, Ute Pass, Pixies Peak, Hagerman
Pass and He'll Gate, many beautiful sum-
mer resorts; the most famous mining
camps, Cripple Greek, Leadville, Victor
and Aspen. 1t is the short and direct
route to the fruit lands of the Grand val
ley, the Great Salt Lake and the "Goldeu
Gate" Through Pullman sleepers and
shair cars on all trains.
W. F. BAILEY,
Gent Pase. Agent, Denver, Colo.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-13
Literally Taken.

McSwatters--Why did you shoot the
tenderfoot?
Bowie Jlm-Wall, you see, we he'd
dance, an he puts in appearance in billed
shirt. One of the boys who ulster live East
said that he was dressed to kill, an SO I
plugs him.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-13

have splendid hair tonic that put
up myself, said the tonsorial artist.
What of that? the ybald man asked. l
have no hair left.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-13
SuUerfiuOuS.

Shed You believe in cremationP
He-No. What's the use of doing things
twice?
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-13
Or Outside.

Oarper-They ought to discontinue
these open air concerts.
Sharper-Yes they're played out.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-13
Emphatic Disclaimer.

"Baw Jove, l have heard that you
said | was monomaniac.
"Me! Neverl A monomaniac is 6
man of one idea. If you are anything,
you must be nonomaniac Indian.
apolis Journal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-13
Even at Home.

II never did have any head for math-
ematics.
sum! have always understood that
at home you did not even count =
Cincinnati Enquirer
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-13
Removing an Apprehension.

Senator Teller SAYS he has no desire
to return TO the Republican party, SO
there will be no further necessity for
the Republican party to keep its doors
locked. Kansas City Journal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-13
EVERY
s. 49, CODE

The New Mexican Printing COM
pany has it for sale. Bound in PAM
phlet form, in tough leatherette pa
per, so as to be carried in the pocket.
Bound in law sheep for the office desk
or library shelf Bound in flexible
morocco leather covers, with name on
cover in gilt-a handsome volume
that can be carried in the pocket or
valise, and not injured. The pam
phlet is thoroughly and comprehen-
sively indexed, has ruled sheets of
linen paper placed between each Of
the pages for reference notes, correc-
tons or additions. 1t is just in proper
shape for lawyers to use as ready
reference book. Place your orders at
o,ce, as limited supply only has
been printed.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-13
As 1t will BE.
encouragement For the Feeble.

ST. Peter-Here is nice harp for you.
Former Bicycler (vacantly) What make?
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-13
The Point of View.

Susie-Wouldn't you like to be as happy
as lark?
Johnnie-Naw! Think of the time they
have to get up-Truth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-13
Her FIRST Boomers.

She tried them on with just trace
OF fear let no one mock it.
And then a smile lit up her face
at last she had pocket.
Truth
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-13
The Only Explanation.

Wife--It is said Queen Victoria owns
$9,000 900 worth of chinaware.
Husband--She must do her own work.
...Texas Siftings.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-13

The old
fas hi 0 IL C d
savings bank
xszga was often a
stocking hid
in the Chin
'SE ney, but now
a-days people
W no want
S fe ty put
their money behind
burglar and fire
proof walls. A wo-
man who thinks her
life and health is
worth saving won't
risk it with incom-
petent persons. If
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-09-13
An Awful Charge.

An Awful Charge.
II all the names in Hellas
We're jammed into gun,
Both proper and improper
Omitting nary one,
And il the gun were pointed
Right where the crescent flies,
'Twould blow the whole caboodle
From Greece to paradise.
Cleveland Plain Dealer