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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-01-18
Not Much In His.

Owens-What's In name anyhow?
Dunne-Not much In yours, old man.
Owens What do you mean!
Dunne-Why, everything you've got IL
In your wife's name, isn't its-Brooklyn
Life.
The Kiss Didn't Get.
She gave consent and bent her head
thought her strangely kind
With pouted lips, Just one, " she said,
And then-she changed her mind
A woman's privilege. Alb, twas sad
To relinquish It, And yet
The sweetest kiss ever had
Was that kiss didn't get.
Then how she laushed-the dainty sprite-
And smoothed my scowling browi
played ohufl1sh part that night
G scarce foeetSv har now.
And yet 'twas better far, I'm sure,
Than II our lips had met
For In remembrance will endure
That kiss didn't get.
So 'tis with lifs-ths aims we miss
Will shine forever bright
And leave a fragrance like the kiss
failed to ret that night.
All, years may come and years may 60,
But ne'er shall forget
The sweetest kiss Ill ever know
The kiss didn't get.
will Adkins in Nashville American.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-01-18

For pain in the chest a piece Of fan
mel dampened with Chamberlsin's Pain
Balm and bound on over the seat Of the
pain, and another on the back between
the shoulders, will afford prompt relief.
This is especially valuable in cases shore
the pain is caused by cold and there is
tendency toward pneumonia. For sale
by all druggists.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-01-18
No Carriage.

A late bishop of a somewhat inquisitorial
character once wrote the following query
to the church wardens of parish in his
diocese: ''Are the conversation and car
riage Of your clergyman consistent with
his holy office" The reply was, 1--WE
can't say nothing about his conversion,
but he don't keep no kerridge. London
Household Words.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-01-18

Homestead Entry No. S781.1
Land Office at Santa Fe, N. M.

HOmestead Entry No. 3781.l
Land Ohice at Santa Fe N. NJ,
December %. 1895.
Notice is hereby given that tho following
named settler has fled notice Of his intention
to make Anal proof In support Of his claim,
and that said proof will be made before the
january 50, 1897, viz: Pleasant H. Hill, of
Santa Fe N. NJ, for the 8 u ne u and n Sc
u, section 2, tp 10 n, r 0e.
He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upon and cultiva
ton Of said land, viz: Felipe Pacheco, San
tiago Biass Manuel Rodriguez and Antonio
Rodriguez, OF Santa Fe, N. M.
JAMES H. WALKER, Register.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-01-18
Heart.

As gently as possible she told him that
her father had disinherited her.
4 Take heart, !" she urged him.
.sYes,n he answered, not without bitter
ness, ~ suppose heart is all I get now. -
Detroit Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-01-18

''This is hard world, said Wandering
Mike, as the dog whom he had hit with a
piece of pastry went bowling away.
ssWhut's de matter" inquired Flooding
Pete
"Dem folks Is too onfeelin fur anything
The gals there is practicing cookin out Of
a fancy cookbook, an whenever I axes 'em
fur bread they gives me cake. ''-Washing-
ton Star.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-01-18
Cause and Effect.

The French Advocate wish, NJ. 10
President, to call two witnesses who have
not been subpDnaed.
The President-Are you satisfied that
they will help us to arrive at the truth?
The French Advocate-Quite satisfied
1 have not had time to communicate with
them.-London Globe.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-01-18
Ar. You Going to California

The Santa Fe Route has just placed on
sale tickets to so uthern California and
return at rate of $500, to San Fran
cisco and return $3.50, tickets good to
return at any time within six months
from date of issue, stop-over privileges
allowed at any point en- route. Pullman
palace and tourist sleepers running
through without change. For particulars
call on or address any agent of the Santa
Fe Route. H. s. LUTz, Agent,
GEO. T. NICHOLSON, Santa Fe, N. M.
G. P. A., Chicago, ILL.,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-01-18
A Cruel Remark.

He-Aw, yaas, just weturned to town
aftah month in the country, you know.
Gweat sport. Out in the fawmyard one
day. Old COW wanted to lick me. Ha!
ha! ha!
Shells it not wonderful how strong the
maternal instinct is in the lower animalsp
up to Date.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-01-18
The Statement Caught Hin.

cts no soft snap" he said, '.this run
ming for office. Why, I'm going night and
day. l haven't heard my wife's voice in
three months. "
And then his friend, with an express
sion Of mingled sadness and hope, reached
out and grasped his hand and said eagerly:
''For the Lord $ sake, tell mo how l
can get into politics p'-Chicago Times
HorolI
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-01-18

"Daubyn tells me that he is thinking Of
trying his hand at picture of prize
fight.
.'Well, knew he was an artist In oils,
but didn't know he leaned toward word
painting. indianapolis Journal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-01-18
Pride Has to Hustle.

"Pride goeth before fall, she quoted
SIS that so9" he returned.
$50 the poet says"
"Well all have to say is that pride has
to hump himself If he goes before some Of
the bicycle headers I've seen scorohers
take Chicago Post.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-01-18

Small sable or seal capes, with narrow
edges of grebe, with one long, pointed
end to CROSS the bust and fastened at the
side of the waist, are charming, suggest
ing the crossed neckerchief of Puritan
,roidap
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-01-18
Sound Advice.

Borrowall happening to come I'M
That's fine machine of yours, Ferguson.
Some day I'll come round and take it out
for little spin. By the way, what kind
of bicycle would you advise mo to rides
Ferguson-I'd advise you to ride one Of
your own.-London Fun.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-01-18

This year not only are rich velvets in
ruby. black, brown and green worn, but
there are lovely pink, pale turquoise and
deep peacock blues, mauve, heliotrops,
yellow, gray and rose colored shades, the
most Of them made extremely simple
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-01-18

Central Pacific is at present worth SIS
per share; Union Pacific nit, lie the way
an extract from congressional debate
recently came over the wires. In telegraph
the difference between | and is very
slight, and one Western press operator
wrote the last word nit. 1t filled the bill
just as well, and the paper printed Is that
way, XII 84-I
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-01-18

Winter skirts bid fair to rival the bodice
in excess of elaboration, and the delightful
timplicity in woman's attire which not
long ago was so marked has now almost
entirely vanished, tailor gowns and velvet
evening toilets excepted.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-01-18
Those Tons Of Coal.

'Perdition," Kissed the burglar. II am
pursued.
He was forced to drop all the heavy arti-
cles he had stolen, retaining only the ton
of anthracite coal Detroit Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-01-18

"And shall then look daggerss' asked
the ingenue.
The stage manager tore his hair.
"No, he shrieked "This Is a modern
play. Look hatpins. Detroit Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-01-18

"Uncle James, what is doubtful vot-
erf"
Hes fellow who doesn't care to vote
until his wife makes up his mind for
him. "--C Chicago Record.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-01-18

Some of the new princess gowns are
rendered most picturesque by their waist
and sleeve effects, and they are charming
on slendar rounded figure and often on
one not SO slender that is we'll proper
toned.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-01-18

ARE you baldf Is your clothing con-
stantly covered with dandruff filthy
animal matter falling from diseased
scalpi Does Your head itchf Is it in.
tested with sores and scahsi Is your
hair growing thinner year by yeari 10
it dry and brittlei If so, you have a
parasitic disease of the scalp, which you
are neglecting at great risk. Danderine
will cure you quickly and permanently.
Money refunded in case of failure. For
sale at Fischer b Co.'s. Pharmacy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-01-18
Mails Arrive.

Mails Arrive.
Mails over A., T. & 5. F. from all directions
daily at 80 q. IN.
Mails over A., T. & 8. F. from points east of
La Junta, Monday and Friday at t0:45 o. m.
From Denver and all points south OF Dem
YER via d. 4 r. G. at 3 AS p. m.
Mails Depart.
For all directions over A., 7. K s. II. daily
mail closes at 8 80 p. IN.
For points on d. Il r. G. mail closes at 10 80
q. IN.
For points east of La Junta, Wednesdays
and Saturdays mail closes at 10: AS a. IN.
OFFICE HOURS: 500 q. m. to 500 p. m.
General delivery open Sundays from 3 100 q.
IN. to 1000 a. m.
r. r. GABLE. Postmaster.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-01-18
An Endorsement.

. First Tramp see where some Of them
temperance women objects to champagne
bein used in christenin warships.
NJ Second Tramp Dey's dead right. It's
an awful waste O. liquor. Boston Courier.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-01-18

Thousands have been cured from bald
ness and other diseases of the scalp BY
Dsnderine. 1t will cure You. Guaranteed.
Forsale at Fischer's 4 Co.'S. Pharmacy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-01-18
SUN BEAMs.

philanthropist at Charles City, Ia,
has established home for tramps. AS
he requires all who enter it to battle, the
charity SO far has not been great success.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-01-18
Realism.

Fling-And did the stage have the ap-
pearance of real garden in the garden
scene?
Storms-Oh, yes; I hadn't been on three
minutes before the place was filled with
vegetables. -Yonkers Statesman.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-01-18
A Cautious Youth.

Mother-Johnny, why did you not tell
me that you were naughty at school?
Johnny-'Tisn't best to tell women ev-
erything. Boston Transcript.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-01-18

A Brooklyn paper says that a Long Isl.
and physician found burglar in his
house and made him throw up his hands
The doctor must have prescribed some
powerful emetic to effect this result.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-01-18
No Fixed Rule,

"Yoh KANT set down no fixed rule o.
conduct in disher life, said Uncle Eben.
Samson got inter trouble ease he done
got is h'ah CUT an Absalom got inter
trouble case he didn't. Washington
Star
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-01-18
Uncle Ebsn's Phiiosophy.

Folks dat u allus lookin fob trouble"
said Uncle Eben, "hab jes' one ting ter
Drag about Dey doan hahdly ebber git
disapp 'inted. p Washington STAR
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-01-18
Appreciated.

Wasn't that dinner we just had great"
Elegant don't know when have
felt 80 uncomfortable, BROOKLYN Life.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-01-18

BALD HEADS, see Danderine, the
most wonderful discovery of modern
times. For sale at Fischer d Co.'S. Phar-
maOy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-01-18

They had mourned him as dead, but
like Enoch Arden-or the cat--he had
come back.
His little wife sat OH his knee, the Joy
shining in her eyes.
Are you really glad l came backf he
asked.
Glad! said she. Glad! i had just
made up my mind to don widows outfit;
there was the lovliest picture hat, with
bright ribbon all over 1t in spots, that I
have been longing for, and now can get
it, Gladi
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-01-18

Maui Harry makes mo awfully tired.
Ethel That's hecaQss you run aftsr him
% much. Truth
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-01-18
It,s more Than Likely.

"Iwonder why go many people 60 abroad
every year. "
"a great many Of them 60 simply to
prove that they are able to- Chicago
Post
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-01-18

Not a few who read what Mr.. Robert
,Rowls, of Holland, Va, has to say below,
will remember their own experience
under like circumstances: "Last winter
| had la grippe which left me in low
state of health. l tried numerous rem
edies, none of which did me any good,
until I was induced to try q bottle of
chamberlain's Cough Remedy. The first
bottle of it so far relieved me that was
Enabled to attend to my work, and the
second bottle effected cure" For sale
at rs and so cents per bottle by ALL
druggists.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-01-18
Beaming with Smiles

Are the oountenances of people who have
found speed and thorough relief from
malaria, kidney, bilious, dyspeptic or
nervous troubles through the aid of Hos.
letters Stomach Bitters. Such counter.
ances are very numerous. So are letters
from their owners attesting the efficacy
of the great family medicine. Among
the signals of distress throyn out by the
stomach, bowels and liver in state Of
disorder, are sick headache, heartburn,
nausea, loss of appetite, sallowness of the
skin and eyeballs, and an uncertain state
of the bowels. They should be needed at
once. IT the Bitters are resorted to, the
woe begone look which accompanies sick
ness will give way to cheerful looks pro-
duced by renewed health. If you are
drifting on the coast of disease, throw an
anchor to windward[ by summoning the
Bitters to your assistance. II will keep
You in safety.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-01-18

Iwant one Of those mangdaleens, said
Farmer Oornhill to the dealer in musical
instruments-th kind you play on with
a piece of turtle shell.
Yes, sir. For yourself? asked the
clerk.
No; for my wife. I want to get her
something sides me to pick on.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-01-18
A Warning.

'sSee father; them play actors"
"Shut up, yer young fool There amt
no telling wot yer may come to yerself. -
Sketch.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-01-18
POSTOFFICE
SANTA FEE, N. N.
SANTA FEE, N. N.

Arrival and Departure Of Mails.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-01-18
Eastbollnd,
No. 4.
santa Fe, N. NJ, '
Eastloound,
No, 4,

Santa Fe, Wednesday
and Saturday at
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1897-11-12
The Majesty Of Law.

The late decision rendered by the
supreme Court of the United States in
the Theodore Durrant case terminates
one OF the most remarkable contests
in the annals of criminal litigation,
and the public mind is released from q
painful suspense extending over pc
Rod of nearly three years.
Ii the condemned man who now
stands i'll jeopardy of his life is indeed
guilty of the terrible crime laid to his
charge, then it were better for him
had he never been born. He has
squandered the hopeful resources of
his own life, made pitiable wrecks of
his doting parents and outraged the
good name of polite society by show
ing the nearness OF kin that may exist
between humanity and demons. Con-
victed as he has been through pure
circumstantial evidence, it becomes no
man now to pronounce upon his abso-
lutte guilt or innocence. God alone,
aside from his struggling and helpless
victim herself, can be cited as witness
of n crime whose atrocity has con-
gealed the blood OF millions of people
and caused thoughtful men to commit
sin by doubling the integrity OF an
Overruling Providence.
Durrant will doubtless be hanged,
and yet, after all, legal vindication is
but sorry travesty on the administra-
ton OF justice in this world. Divine
retribution awaits, ultimately, the
works of all men according to the
strictest merit of every thought, word
and deed. d" Vengeance is mine, l
will repay saith the Lord"
1t is canon of unwritten law that
ten guilty men had better go free than
that one innocent man suffer; and so,
conversely, it may be declared that
the hanging of n hundred guilty
wretches cannot right the wrong of
shamefully blotting out two beautiful
lives in building dedicated to the
service of God and then leaving their
denuded remains to be found by the
officers of the law in the most abject
and unkempt condition of which it is
possible for propriety to conceive.
Finally pity costs nothing, and we
can all extend this beggarly phase of
charity to the guiltiest criminal with
out compromising the most fastidious
tenets of humanity.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1897-11-12
Thanksgiving.

The proclamation of President Nc.
kinley for day of national thanks
giving, issued on the Goth ult., is in
the following language.
elm remembrance of Gods goodness
to us in the past year, which has been so
abundant, let us offer up to him our
thanksgiving and pay our VOWS unto the
Most high. Under His watchful provi-
dence industry has prospered, the con-
ditlOns OF labor have been improved, the
rewards OF the husbandmen have been
increased, and the comforts of our homes
multiplied. His mighty hand has pro-
cured peace and protected the nation
Respect for law and order has been
strengthened, love of free institutions
cherished, and all sections of our beloved
country brought into closer bonds of
fraternal regard and generous co-opera-
ton.
"For these great benefits it lis our
duty to praise the Lord in a spirit of
humility and gratitude, and to offer up
to him our most earnest supplications.
That we may acknowledge our obliga-
tons as a people to him who has so
graciously granted us the blessings OF
free government and material prosperity,
l, William Mckinley, President of the
United States, do hereby designate and
set apart Thursday, the Goth day of No.
vember, for national thanksgiving and
prayer, which all of the people are in
vited to observe with appropriate re-
ligious services in their respective places
of worship.
"On this day ofrejoicing and domestic
union, let our prayers ascend to the
giver of every good and perfect gift for
continuance of his love and favor to us.
that our hearts may be filled with charity
and good will, and that we may be ever
worthy of his benefcent concern"
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1897-11-12

WHEREVER there was negro dele
gate to the st. Louis convention from
the South, the Mckinley administra-
ton has paid him off with a postoffice
or some other government position,
but it will be observed that no such
recognition of service has been given a
single colored brother in the great
States of the North. Why is it?
Hasn't the 6. o.p. no courage of con-
viction which sense of right and JUS
tice always carries with it, or is the
Administration 80 craven as to impose
upon the people who can render no
corresponding party benefit burdens
and indignities it would not dare to
impose upon the controlling States in
its party councils? That, as the street
gamin would say, is about the size of
it," when you come to fine measure
ment.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1897-11-12

IT seems that the "apple-juice" al
Tentative does not ego" with the typo
graphical union regarding the status
of the State Printing Office; that call
ing the employees stockholders does
not make them bona fde owners of
the plant and free from the jurisdic-
ton of the union members. The
union, believing that Mr.. Hicks was
still in control of the State printing
plant, declared the Office unfair"
basing their action upon a long series
of acts alleged to be destructive of the
contentious of labor. The alleged
stockholders 49," successors to Mr..
Hicks" Messrs, Bonner, Cole and Boy
er-are out in a card to the printers of
the State of Washington, in which
they call for suspension of opinion
pending appeal.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1897-11-12

RETRIBUTION.-At last Durrant has
reached the end of his rope. The U.
S. Supreme Court has refused the
writ of habeas corpus, and he was
Wednesday sentenced by Judge Bahrs
to be hanged to-day, between sunrise
and noon. But it seems that his at
torneys have secured q still further
delay by an application for a writ of
probable cause to the State Supreme
Court, which was granted. The ground
alleged was that no official knowledge
OF the action of the Supreme Court
had yet been received. As it is the
practice of the high court to delay for
warding remittitur 80 days, and Du-
rants lawyers claim that he is entitled
to 60 days grace after it is filed, it
may be several months before the final
act of the prolonged drama occurs.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1897-11-12
A Matter of Ancient History.

~ Wa expected, the seattle Times
does not take kindly to our comments
upon it, appropriation OF song writ
ten hv the late Hon. Francis Henry.
entitled " The Old settler" which has
literally become household words in
every "l'l-timr family OF the State 1t
says that " the party who contributed
the article declined to give the au-
tlor'> name, which. We hold. should
have been sufficient incentive for an
inquiry which almost any man oh the
street could have answered.
The Times says that the day after
publication OF the s1uib,' the attcn-
ton Of it. editor was called to the fact
that the few verses "wcrc written by
Hon. Francis Henry, deceased, of
Olympia, many years ago, under the
title of The Old Settler" and it
volunteers the amusing information
that "thc music for the song was
written by Prof. Yemen, of Olympia"
Now Prof. Yemen, although well
along in years, is Ivy no means old
enough to have been the author of
"Old Rosin, the Beau" the melody to
which the song has been attllned, I'M
less, indeed, by some process of rein
carnation he twangcd the Tyre in ages
gone by, and very naturally reproduces
the echoes of the lutte whose strings
were long since snapped by the rigid
hand of Time. This fact, too, might
have been made known to the editor
OF the Times for the mere asking.
In full reply to the Times conten-
tcntion that the STANDARD should
have accepted its explanation, we have
only to say that the issue of the paper
containing it did not come to hand
until days after our criticism had ap-
peared in print, and if it had, the ana
chronism which invests one of our re-
spccted citizens, in the prime of life,
with the age of a Methusclah, would
doubtless have ran contrawiSc to the
nib Of our pencil, and judgment would
have been formed by the same stand
ard which during q somewhat pro-
longed journalistic experience has
taught us may be relied upon, the
pith of which is expressed in the head
line on our title page: "Hew to the
line, let the chips fall where they
may"
Here the matter would rest, but
Prof. Yemen happening to look over
our shoulder, rises to explain his con-
nection with the matter. He says:
Hon. Frank Henry did request me to
set his verses to suitable music that
they might be sung at then forthcom-
ing meeting of the pioneers of Wash
ington to be held at Columbia Hall in
Olympia. Feeling myself unequal to
the task OF furnishing an original air,
l rummaged my library of music until l
came upon that quaint old song begin
ming.
I've travelled this country all over,
And now to the other I'll GO"
Familiarity known as cold Rosin, the
Bow" BY a little trimming of Mr..
Henry's poem, subject to the approval
OF the author, l adjusted it to the olden-
time music to which it has ever since
been sung.