New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-11-08
project will defeat its object and that the boys
VIII find the skating such good fun that they will
be longer than ever In delivering message

project VIII defeat Its object and that the boys
VIII find the skating such good fun that they will
be longer than ever in delivering message.
Sun another use for the ray. Thi. time 1t is
VINO applies II IN hens to gauge their laying ca
pacity. Il the hen Is not up to the standard. on
has already more than paid for the apparatus az
That is. he does not explain whether or not il i:
due to soaring the hens into lively hustle to
as any sensible hen would be inclined to do her
level best-tka nsas City Star
The largest Christian Endeavor Society in the
world is that connected with Presbyterian Church
In Toronto. 1t has six hundred members.
Compensation.-"F FAREWELL he sobbed.
The beautiful Miranda, the light OF his life was,
alas, another's.
However the same thing was true of the UNI:
her forever.-tDetroit Journal
George Ford. OF Louisville Ky. who is seventy.
seven years OF age, has just married his seventh
wife girl OF seventeen.
The more go hunting the harder 1t is for me
TO understand how
How you always miss hey. DOCTOR"
oh dear, no-how there are people who make
their living by huntng.'-(Fliegende Blatter.
A parcel containing flowers, without sufficient
postage attacked. was deposited In the Battle
Greek Mich postofiice the other day. Law AMI
custom demanded that II be sent to the dead-letter
intended for funeral and took up collection
among themselves so that the parcel was sent
its way without delay. There no clew as to the
identity Of the person who mailed II. and II was q
clear OF casting their bread upon the waters
by the post Al clerks. II it did cost tem but
few cents at the most.
low. He Gets Event should er got dat post;
ter white man after all But, bless God, got
my revenge"
yes: | makes dat white man wait on me. en- ny
roun' same's cr had him hired. goes in dar bout
ten times a day. throw down dollar en- boiler out:
Gimme one-cent stamp heah, durn quick""
-(Atlanta Constitution
In the book Love Affairs OF Some Famous Men"
the story is recalled Of Dr. Johnson and the widow
whom he made his wife. lie believed in the ex-
change Of prematrlmonial confidence In regard to
dlsagreeable matters. he told her plainly that he
was of humble extraction that he had no money.
and that one of his uaclos had been hanged. The
sensible woman responded cleyerly that she MAD
no more money than he ard that. though none OK
her relatives had been hanged she had several who
ought to be!
What. you begging here, too? J sew you only
little while ago begging on Schiller Place
Yes, | have a branch establishment there'
Q'legcrde Batter.
The Chicago Timcs-Eerald tells this story OF an
Indian school A great, lus,y lout OF an indian
buck who had been attending school without max
ing any Roadway whatever, or indicating that he
had any gift but lazlness. was in the school one
day when his attention was called TO the bright
work OF one OF the small Indian pupils at the
blackboard which the teacher made use OF TO en-
phasize his shortcomings when he grunted OUT
Me no fgger much, but sing Hold the Fort
like h
Forgotten.-she entered the car and threw herself
down into a seat.
'Dlaber she exclaimed presently.
She had doubtless forgotten herself .,.
a woman is almost sure forget anything she
throws down into u seat in Il car.-(Detrot Jourhai.
The public school children OF Washington are 70
celebrate Admission Day on THURSDAY, NoVem-
Der r. that date being the eighth anniversary OF
the admission OF the Evergreen State as they style
H. into the Union.
Something Observation-Disclosures Vlnager-"s
claim TO have the queerest town in the state.
Eastern Nsitor-ln what respect IL appears "
me TO be Just like hundreds OF towns back East III
It's ways. :. -. .,oor 10,
'Fxacty That's what makes II so queer-toF
Kansas Indianapolis Journal.