The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1897-07-24
UNCLE SANS MILK CHECKS,
A Story of Dairy, Lead Mine, Lead
Coins aad Of Some Queer People Who
Wanted Wages Reduced.

Story OF Dairy, Lead Mine, LeaG
Coins aud Of Some Queer People who
Wanted Wages Reduced.
There was once dairyman who did
a large and prosperous business. He
was known and respected by large
community, and nearly all the people
who knew him did business with him.
do not know what his real name was,
but they called him Uncle Sam. At the
early day when these things happened
there was very little money, and people
used bar lead, bullets and tobacco for
change. Finally Uncle Sam, who was
rather unusual character, read pas
sage in one of Aristotle's works i'll re-
gard to the invention of money, that lit
was afterward determined in value by
men putting stamp on it in order
that it may save them the trouble Of
weighing it. "
So Uncle Sam built stamping ma
chine which would stamp out an Eng
lish penny's worth of lead and was worth
pint of milk, as he was then SELL
ing milk. These checks proved to be
quite convenient People found them
all full weight, and Uncle Sans work
men and servants took their pay in
them. People also sold him their cows
for them, and Uncle Sam sold milk for
them. Sometimes the people used the
lead coins for bullets and for weights,
but Uncle Sam didn't care very much.
Although it did cost him something to
coin them, he had passed them at their
lead value. In fact, Uncle Sam would
exchange coins for bar lead at any time,
weight for weight, as matter of pub
lie convenience. Some other people
made coins in mold occasionally, but
people generally weighed them in order
to find whether they were as heavy as
Uncle Sam coins. Uncle Sam said he
didn't care how many coins they made,
and he would take them himself if they
were full weight
A lead mine was discovered not very
far from Uncle Sans, and lead went
down in price to about half what it had
been. A great many people who had
some Of Uncle Sans lead began to
wonder what he was going to do about
the matter. The checks were worth on
ly halfpenny now. They discovered
that Uncle Sam was still receiving
them for a penny's worth of milk and
that he was continuing to pay them out
to his workmen just as before.
His business was enlarging, and he
was stamping out these checks in larger
numbers than ever. People sold him
hay and cows for them at the same rate,
for he had said that he intended tc
maintain the parity of his checks and
the penny. People didn't use his checks
for bullets now, for bar lead cost only
half as much. And Uncle Sam request
ed his friends not to make any of these
checks out of bar lead, for he didn',
like to accept halfpenny checks for a
penny unless he had passed them off Oh
the public for penny's worth of labor
The next thing Of note that happened
to Uncle Sam was this: The people wh'
owned the lead mine heard about hi
scheme, and they got up convention
in order to see if something couldn't b.
done for lead. They wanted to get tn
good old prices They proposed tina
Uncle Sam should coin the whole out
put of their mine free and let them car
away the checks, since they owned tn
lead. They tried to make Uncle Sam be
lieve that this would double the pric
of lead and he could go right on doin
business as if nothing had happened
There was also some talk to the effec
that people couldn't pay their debts I'LL
less they could get some cheap none
to pay with.
The working people were getting
penny day, and many Of ther
thought these lead pennies they wer
getting were too good and would bu
too much at the stores. They joine
the free coinage movement in order t
get a cheap penny which would buy OIL
ly half as much as the present penny
with view of restoring lead to its oil
price, so people could pay their debts i
cheap money. They said they woul
trust to luck to get their wages doubled
Some of the wiser ones shook the
heads and said Uncle Sam certainl
couldn't carry the whole lead output {
twice its market value. They wei
confident that if he should attempt
do SO the lead coins would soon pass {
their junk value. This would ups'
credits and business and ruin the who
community.
When I finish the translation of til
story and learn how the tangle was Sc
. tied, l will write again. Francis
Nipher in ST. Louis Globe Democrat.