New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-09-24
THE TALK or TIE DAY.

, colony O, Italian fishermen IN San Francisco
support A Dante society OF their own. and read
| the poet together.
| Saved His IAfe.--"Once ! worked IN soap iac-
tory began the militant A fr,I ms 'o..emblaee
| prom midnigh, until o'clock. trying 10 open
| with the hckleness Of men they changed their
| curses 10 chcers.-(lndianapos Journal
rho ,ates. thing is human sandwich man
| ,rus, the corporate name OF which Is the Animate
| Advertising Company" and the object OF whlch Is
| THE exhibition OF animate and inanlma'e adVer-
| Using"
rllnks-You don't mean to say you've found a
sure way to make money at the ra eel
| HIinks-My, my, DO you buy tips?
| Jinks-No. sell ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Weekly
pros,dcn, Rogers OF the Northwestern University.
Of Evanston, H., has announced that hereafter all
| girl students will be kept under guard They must
live in the University boarding hail. and be indoors
every night by o'clock They must not leave town
,,ri.sa accompanI.d by a chaperon named by the
faculty. Fraternities may give ohy one party "
year.
First Summer Boarler-Pity there isn't n res
taurant here. -
second Summer Boarder-Why. this village is too
FIRST summer Boardcr-Oh I don't know. |
think the boarders would patronzo 1t between
| mcals.-(Puck
having
land the English people would like 20 have them
die in that country 1t Is said that the heirs Of
William Louis Wnans. of Baltimore. who died re-
Gently In England. will have to pay into the British
Treasury probate duty OF S96l,2O
Mrs Boles-Don't you find 1t q great relief 10
have the chdTen at sSn n az IL thew didn't learn
so many questions TO ask-(ChicaSo journal
eft used to be a standing Joke" says The Lewis
TON Journal" that any obliging conductor on the
Bangor ard PiscatoQuis road would stop train
while passenger got out and dug a mess OF
green's and the writer once enjoyed tarry IN
pls,ataauls woods when tho only apparent cause
of the stop was let some summer tourists gather
some choice wild flowers that grew beside the
track II seems that the good old customs are
still kent up there as the Bangor paper reports
that Il train stopped about halfway across
Bunker Brook rcstlc the other day to allow pho
tographer 10 get picture of II, and also to take
views OF the beautiful scenery around there
Disadvantages Of Ignorance. -Cascy-I called wan
:'tu ' auoque.' Now fwat might that mean
Walade-It means you are another 1890
"Fwat! An | let UNI get away without hittin
UNI An, that IL fwat man gifts for havn no edu-
cation. "-(Clncinnat Enquirer.
Mount Ioyoke College" says THE Bostoa
Transcript" "Opens Its new 'ear showing greater
proportional progress In its material welfare than
any other institution OF It's kind In the country
boast. 1t IS stronger richer and better adapted to
modern conditions than It would have been but for
the fire that sad1encd so many hearts few short
months ago. Six new buildings and the old
thoroughly repaired. with improved water supply
and other accommodations. are Its record 1t needs
more yet, but there Is reason for great rejoicing
among its friends that 1t has out OF Its ordeal
better equipped than to carry the work
for which 1t has shown itself so we'll fitted"
poor man succeeded in gaining admission to
the presence Of the wealthy Baron Rapinoau, to
whom he told the narrowing story OF his misfort
uncs and his destitutton IN such eloquent terms
his eyes and voice broken with sobs. said In fall
terlng accents to his servant: Jean, turn the
poor fellow out. He breaks my heart"-CLc Chron-
ilue
The Baltimore News" tells this story about
James j. Kerns. the Democratic leader Of the
Eighth WARD OF Baltimore
and those OF Its residents who still hold allegiance
the name is we'll taken. The Irish vote Is more
than important TO any man who demands the sur
fragcs OF the people OF the Eighth Ward and /; Is
supposed that II TO attract this powerful infu
ence that Mr. Kerns broke through all the recog-
nlzcd rules of photography and spelled 1t Convn-
ton That IL the way II appeared at the head OF
his ticket: For Delegates to City Conv!ntlon.' ="
Ills ticket went through with whcop.
Conversational Pitfas-Miss Meadowsweet-Ex-
cuse my Ignorance but ought to call you Mr.
Squills or DIR. Squils? 49,
The Doctor-Oh. call me anything you like Some
OF my friends call old fool!
Miss Meadowswcet-Ah, but that's only people
who know you acknowledgements.