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The San Francisco call., 1897-07-26
Choice Panhandle Lot,

East line Clayton ST., 100 feet north OF FelI-st.
boui evard-A choice bui ding site. Lot 25xlO6 ;3
feet Ttrms-Cash above mortgage or $500.
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-26
THREE CLASSES OF MEN" "

Which is sent free by mail to any address. A
physicians advice free al the Office or by let.
ter. Call or address
SANDEN ELECTRIC CO.,
632 Market ST., opp Palace Hotel, San Francisco
Office hours-S A. NJ. to 80 p. NJ: Sundays 10 ia
l. Los Angeles office. 204 South Broadway: Port
land, Or, 253 Washington ST.; Denver, Colo
935 sixteenth St
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-26
Elegant Mission Flats.

South line (No l11) Liberty ST.. so feet west
OF ''utrrero-Two elegant bay win dow hass,
nearly new and rooms and ba h each; ali
modern conveniences Lot 50x114 feet.
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-26

Abyssinia, Albertone has nominated Gen
eral Slsmondi and Colonel Mazzaielli as
his seconds. He will proceed to Marseil-
les 10 challenge the prince.
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-26
SOuthSide Income PROPERTY.

Northwesterly line (Nos. 212 and 2l21a) Clara
ST.. 125 feet sonthwestery or Fifth-A two-story
house in front and house in rear ents S34 la: civ
renovated. 10 25xS0 feet Ierms-Cash above
mortgage of $500.
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-26
AT OUR SALESGOOK, 6sS MARKET ST.
Pacific Heights Residence.
Opposite Palace Hotel, San Francisco

West line mo. 25l3) Octavia ST., l25 feet north
OF Broadwav-Two-st story bay-winnow house OF
rooms and bath: lately remodeied; every conve-
nience; take Pacitic-ave. cars. Lot 25x1o7;6
feet
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-26
DRESAN[)Fk'S
ELECTRIC BELT

1t restores vital energy ana makes manhood
complete. 1t Is the one grand remedy for
weak men. By its use Dr.. Sanden has made it
possible to bring Natures remedy to the as
sistance OF nature without inconvenience. 1t
is perfect body battery, as perfect as science
and mechanical skill can make it. 1t has an
electric suspensory for weak men. 1t cures
when medicine fails. 1t can be regulated, and
Is so simple that child can use It.
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-26
iShbury Heights Residence Lot.

East line Clayton ST, 340:9 feet south of Wal
ler-Fine site overlooking the PARK. Lot 25xlO6:3
feet Terms-Cash above mortgage OF 1890.
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-26
Western addition Improved Property.

North line (Nos. 524 and 500 of ToInt Lobos
ave. (or GearV ST., % feet east of Iook-Im-
provementS house cot age stable and barns; will
subdivide. Lot 65;l1xl3I IS feet
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-26
TENTS STRUCK At PErA1UMA

League of the Cross Cadets Learc for
Their Homes.
PETALUMA, CAL, July 25. = With
most OF the League of the Cross Cadets con-
gregated in their respective streets, the big
bass drum gave the signal shorty after /
O'Clock to-day, and as one tent the canvas
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-26
BE MANLY!

you CANNOT AFFORD TO LET PHYsI-
l. cal weakness stif1e ambition and mar your
future. If you are not the man you should be
at your age / f you have wasted your strength; !;
If you feel the need of remedy that will
bring back the vigor of youth, tha will restore
your energy and your manhood, do not hesi.
tate. Get tnat grande5t of all remedies,
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-26

Statistics show that women marry late
in life than they used to.
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-26
NOTARY PUBLIC.

A. J. HENRY, NOTARY PUBLIC.
RSS MARKET II, OPP PALACE HOTEL
OOO Telephone $40. Residence 9Ve Vaencis
street. Telephone Church" Ia
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-26
Pine.Street Business Lot.

South line OF Pine ST., lO6 3 feet west OF
Fillmore; runs through Wildey st Lot 25x
127:6 feet Te-ms-On third cash.
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-26
Grand Mission Lot.

South line of Twenty-seventh St., 1877 feet west
of Noe; sure speculation. Lot 50x114 feet.
Terms-One-quarter cash.
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-26

EASTON, ELDRIDGE & CO.,
Office and SaIesrooms, 63S Market St.,
opposite Palace Hotel.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-09-28
SONS of Hermann.
MOnum emit to Ger.maDy.s Hero Dedi-
Gated at New UIm.

MOnum emit to GermRDyss Hero Dedt-
Gated at New UIm.
New Ulm, Mimi, Special.-Ab0ut
10000 people were here Saturday and
the city was in gala dress. Gov.
Clough and staff, on their arrival, were
met by Company A and Burg's bat
terry, which fired the usual salute.
after eScorting the governors party
to the hall the procession formed. 1t
was about mile long and very elab-
crate, including civic and military
features. Many of the floats were
very fine. Joseph Vogel, mounted on
a white horse, represented Hermann,
the hero of Germany, surrounded by
his body guard with heavy helmets
and spears The procession proceeded
to Hermann park, where the magniti
cent monument of Hermann was I'M
yelled The ceremonies at the park
were very imposing and continued
several hours The main address was
given by julius SchuetZe, While short
speeches were made by Gov. Clough
and Paul Gebhard.
A resolution was passed limiting rep
resentation in the next convention to
one delegate for every 500 members,
two delegates if the membership is be-
tween 1000 and 1000, and one addl-
tional delegate for every fraction over
500 above 10000 One of the most inn
portant acts of the convention was
the adoption of a resolution for the in
corporation Of the national grand
lodge by act of congress- Another
matter of Importance to Sons of Her
mann all over the Union was the de-
cision to have the national lodge as
sumo and guarantee the payment OF
the sum advanced by the Minnesota
grand lodge last spring for the com
pletion of the Hermann monument.
This sum amounts to $5,697. At the
conclusion of the convention a reSolu-
ton of thanks was rendered the local
lodge and citizens of New Ulm for the
many courtesies and hospitable treat
ment accorded them, and Retiring
President Paul Gerhard was present
ed with 500 in gold and a beautiful
medal. Grand Secretary Richard
Schaefer was also honored with gift
of $780,
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-09-28

Ellsworth, Mimi, Specialize the
last meeting of the village council
permission was granted FRED
Williams, druggist, and DR.. j. E. Nc
Nulty, to erect telephone poles along
Main street, between the drug store
and the doctors residence. The morn
ing after the poles were put up, how
ever, one near st. Mary's church was
knocked down by John Butler, a de-
vout Catholic, who said lie could not
have the church insulted by the cree
ton of telephone pole in froht of It,
When a second pole was knocked out
papers were issued for the arrest OF
Mr. Butler.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-09-28
Curry Gang Captured.

Rapid City, s. d., SpeciaI-A dis
patch received at Belle Fourche states
that three members of the Curry gang
had been captured near Red Lodge,
Mont, by posse headed by Stock De-
tective Hicks, which has been on the
trail since the bank robbery at this
place. The men captured are Curry,
leader of the gang: Kid Robinson, for
several years wanted for cattle rust
ling, and a man FAMED Terry. The
fourth man is being pursued. On man
was captured at the time of the rob-
berry.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-09-28
Give 1t Up for Now.

Grand Forks, n. D., Special.-After
months Of work, some of the time day
and night, the Northern Pacific has
temporarily abandoned the attempt to
raise it's grade along the river near
the depot. Just now it has too much
business on hand to make the under
taking a success. Already nearly
thousand train loads of earth and
gravel have been dumped on the
grade in the attempt to raise the road
bed to the grade established by the
engineers, but for several weeks past
the grade has been sinking faster
than it could be filed.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-09-28

Fargo, N. d., Special.-Tthe state w.
c. I. U. has elected the following OF
ficers: President, Miss Elizlbe
Preston, Tower City; vice president
at-large, Mrs. Janette Hill Knox, Wah-
peton; corresponding secretary, Mrs.
Emma w. Vail, Towarda; recording
secretary, Mrs. Carrie NJ. Allen. Grand
Forks; treasurer, Mrs. -Addie l.. Car,
Northwood; estate "Y' secretary, Mrs.
Person, Lisbon.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-09-28
Prosperity Thurst on Hin

m Mitchell, s. D., specIal.-Last spring
FRANK Graham couldn't sell his farm
near mere for any price This fall he
Houldnt dispose Of it at the same
4gure had he ever so many offers. In
Juhe ne was willing to accept SIS per
acre. lie agreed to throw in the crop
ana give the purchaser all the time he
wanted to make the payments. But
ne couldn't find a taker. Now he has
4,ooo bushels of wheat, LOO bushels
ol oats, 5000 bushels of corn in the
neld and still retains title to the farm.
lie would not sell at $40 an acre with
out the crop. Most of the wheat
grades No. 2 and sells around "A cents.
Last year the same grade brought but
81 cents. The corn is well matured
ana out of danger Of frost. TIE case
is one of thousands throughout the
Northwest
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-09-28
SCHOOL PAPER IS FORGED.

Fergus Falls, Mimi, Special.-LeW-
is A. Lavalley, one of the we'll known
school teachers of this county, has
been arrested, charged with forgery.
His father was school treasurer, and
it is claimed young Lavalley signed
the names of the directors and then
had his father indOrse them present
ed for payment and refused for want
of funds" This made them interest
bearing, and he is charged with DIS
posing of them in large quantities.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-09-28
Real Rest and Comfort.

There is powder to be shaken into
the shoes called Aliens Foot-Ease, in
vented by Allen S. Olmsted, LIE Roy, n.
Y, which druggists and shoe dealers
say is the best thing they have ever
sold to cure swollen and tender or ach-
ing feet. Some dealers claim that it
makes tight or new shoes feel easy.
1t certainly will cure corns and bull
ions and relieve instantly sweating,
hot or smarting feet 1t costs only a
quarter and the inventor will send a
sample free to any address.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-09-28
To Unite Struggling Churches.

Perham, Mimi, Special Il.
McVettie, of the Episcopal church,
will preach his farewell sermon next
Sabbath The Claydons' moving to
Wadena practically disbands the
Episcopal organization, and the
church will be closed in the near fu-
ture. Rev. Stickney of Fargo has
been laboring the past three weeks to
unite all the Protestant churches into
one organization The new organlza-
ton VIII be under the jurisdiction Of
the CongregationalistS.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-09-28
MADE 1T EXPLODE.
The KinteOscope Couldn't Stand the
COrbett-FitZsImmO Affair.

Bellview, Mimi, Special.-An ex-
plosion at q kaleidoscope entertainment
caused fire and panic with injury
to several persons. The kaleidoscope
had not been working well, but the
operator assured the 300 people pres
ent that there was no danger. But
just as the Corbett-F itzsimmons fight
commenced the machine exploded and
the fire from the chemicals communi-
Gated to the curtains, and in a second
the whole outfit was in flames. Peo-
pie shrieked and made a stampede for
the door, women and children scream
ing and men yelling fire. Men lost
their senses and jumped over women
and children in order to reach the
door. Several people slid down stairs
while others jumped from the stairs
to the ground. Nobody was much
hurt
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-09-28
want to Know. You Know.

Bismarck, n. D., Special.-The sec
rotary of state is daily in receipt OF in
quiries from grain shippers as to the
standing of grain commission mer-
chants. OF the large number of firms
seeking North Dakota business only
twenty have complied with the state
law compelling them to take out IL
Cense. Persons who ship grain to I'M
licensed firms have no protection
against fraud.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-09-28
That Terrible scourge,

Malarial disease is invariably supple
mented by disturbance of the liver, the
bowels the stomach and the nerves. 70
the removal of both the cause and it's
effects Hostetter's Stomach Bitters is full
Iy adequate. 1t fills the bill'' as no
other remedy does performing it's work
thoroughly. Its ingredients are pure and
wholesome, and it admirably serves to
ouild up a system broken by ill-health
and shorn of strength. Constipation, liver
md kidney complaint and nervousness are
conquered by it.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-09-28
ONE KILLED. SIX INJURED.
rotaI Boiler Explosion ON 81 North
Dakota Farm.

Fargo. n. d., Special.-A boiler ex-
r1osion occurred on Slingsby farm,
near Argusville, about twelve miles
north of here. Arthur Slingsby, the
owner of the farm, was running the
engine and seemed to know very lit
tle about the business. 1t is thought
he allowed the water to get too low.
When the accident occurred Slingsby
was instantly killed by having the top
of his head blown Off Six other men
we're injured, two of whom were
brought to the hospital. One seems to
have his back broken and the others
eyes are badly injured. The four 9TH
ers were badly sCalded.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-09-28
NORTHWEST NEWS
NORTH DAKOTA.
SAVED HIS ROLL.
1uups From a Train to Escape
mH" From Robbers.

pa" From Robbers.
Grand Forks, N. D.. Special The
w ~io Of a rapidly moving freight train
top The Mace selected for bold hold
Na' A quartet of men who have been
up rosting in the vicinity of Grafton
na nro on on their way to their homes in
WI' W. with their earnings, taking
MI hox car route to save their money.
t 1boUt nine miles from the city they
were we're approached by three men, also
I [Sn 99oint of revolver, to give up
t the fyaIuables. One of the lumber,
5 Iohn Bondin of st. Paul, rather than
o 1--WE up $40 he had saved, jumped
from tie rapidly-moving train and es-
capped but broke e his arm ,n.. in jumping,
t tho fracture reduced. The robbers,
Tho uI wore masks, after securing all
the money the victims had, about 500,
cancelled them to get off the train.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-09-28
Deadwood,s Coin sweoters.

Deadwood, S. d., Special.-E. j.
Early shot and killed Henry Border at
Baggs, Wyo., few days ago. From
descriptions he is thought to be Dick
Flick, who is wanted in this city by
the United States authorities for tax
ing part in the coin sweating deal a
short time ago. His partner, John
Byrnes, has just been sentenced to
two years at Sioux Falls for the part
he took in the crime.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-09-28
Construction of Ice Houses.

In England the plan Of having ice
aouses so built that a large portion is
1nder ground is still the prevalent
method. In America it has long since
been found that the natural warmth
IF the earth is a foe to ice preserva-
ion. No one, w esuppose, in America,
would think of having an ice house
built in any way than wholly above
eround.-M eehan's Monthly.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-09-28
WILL Issue bonds.

Lisbon, n. D. Speciai.-The board
of county commissioners of Ransom
county, after a heated discussion. de-
cided by vote of 3 to 2, to call an
election for the purpose of voting on
the proposition to authorize the issue
of $4,000 bonds for building a court
house and Jail.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-09-28
Tbc sheriff Got Him.

Pierre, S. D., SpeclaI.-Sherlft
Strayer has reached here from Chi
cage. bringing Frank McNutt, who is
wanted on a charge of stealing horses
some time ago. McNutt has mace Il
record the past two years IN dodglhg
and escaping from officers, ana was
only secured by Strayer after severe
legal fight in Chicago ana rushlng I'LL,
out of Illinois to escape habeas corpus
proceedings.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-09-28
Man nnrned to Death.

Valley City, n. d., Speclal.-li,ne
barn on Mai. Blacks farm, eight hlsies
from here, is burned. Members OIL
threshing crew were stopping III II,
and one unknown man peflsileu III
the flames. Fourteen horses were
also burned
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-09-28
Trainmcn Charged with Robbery.

Minneapolis, Special.-George Ult-
man, one of the cattlemen held up and
robbed on the Great Northern near
Smith Lake, Mimi, declares that two
of the three masked robbers were
trainmen. and that John Fisher, who
is under arrest. was not one of the
party at ali. He will swear to his
Identification of the trainmen before
the authorities.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-09-28

Chamberlain, S. D., Special.-On
OCT 25 the land in the abandoned
Fort Randall military reservation VIII
be subject to homestead entry at inc
t ta 10o317 acres, 64,679 of which
lie in South Dakota. Between now ', anu
the date of opening the land VIII pe
annraised and settlers will be required
TO nav the appraised value
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-09-28
MIR. satterthuaite,s story

Fargo, n. d., ST ecial.-S. I. Sattcr-
thwaite of this city has written Dook
that is soon to be issued by an EAST
ern publisher. The story deals WIN
Northwestern people, the divorce
question and North Dakota divorce
colonies.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-09-28
An UnusuaI Death.

Wolcott, N. D., Specialize otnel
evening Ole Jordheim rose from us
bed and dropped dead. lie nau q,
rived two days before from Tue a,
ciic coast, where he had spent%eoins
months in search of health, ana was as
in Wolcott with his brolners. - =
leaves relatives and many lrien's -
this vicinity.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-09-28
M,pes Gets Teachers

RAND City, S. d., SPECIAL . me re- ee
nonfl MS have appointed Dr. Slagle OF
E eoc1 college to the chair of Ger
nrooN and chemistry, and Edward Nc.
ll,a of the Michigan school Oh
' mIr l1si rs assistant professor OF metal
lurgy and assaying. rms c a' sot tp az
school of mines tangle TO lhe ''''i'
ton of all.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-09-28
The Whole Gang Taken.

Buxton, n. D., Special north
bound local freight had one empty IN
which had taken passage eight hoboes.
Seven of them had held up the eighth
and obtained $50. A telegram was
sent to Thompson and the seven, most
of whom were recognized as proIes-
siOnal crooks, were captured.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-09-28
Mimi. SDecial.-The OIL

Virginia, Mimi, Specialize Oil
ver mine closed down Saturday night.
ONLY seventy of eighty men were
thrown out of work. This is one of
the largest steam shovel propositions
IN the Mesaba range, and one of the
greatest ore producers in the world.
IT'S output this year is something over
100000 tons.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-09-28
Grant County,s Fine Showing.

Milbank, S. D., Special. = The ag-
gregate of tax reduction here is 10
mills from last year. Besides lower
taxes the county has reduced its in
debtedness $4,000 and built new
court house the past year. The city
has paid off $500, and will pay $1,000
more in January, besides expendlng
mere on it's streets than in any year
before.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-09-28
Ki,,ed as n Result OF Jeshins'

not Strings, s. D., ope-I ,1,.o,,s,
simple minded inmate o. ene Vas r,1n
nome nome a nn1" s;,ied by a Burlington tram.
He is supposed to nave eeen GRAND
Holbrool canyon on a looi ia in his
by some mischieyous poS aa %nn got
,Tandering around in the dathlie''
Man ,' tho track and was killed.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-09-28

A1neno SD. Special.-A telephone
and an independent telesIa ~ inject .,
being put in at this point onto 70 e een4sy
the county seat with rSifoau = ~, dis
ITbe result OF the threshlhgs - q %,o
appointment. Wheat IS ,, hot VIII, will be
IS much as expected. Ihere VIII lho, ~
an immense crop OF corn . tntJo1 ~
+bis mart OF the corn belt ols.llo''
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-09-28
Had Some HOPsehRir Down Her

Papa-So Emily stands at the head
IF her class in French?
Mamma-Yes; she and another girl
we're exactly even in the written eX-
aminations, but it was decided that
Emily shrugged her shoulders more
.orrectly.-Collier's Weekly.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-09-28
- nr,dge and Better Paw.

Sandstone, Mimi, Special.-The con-
tract for the construction of a So,O0O
wagon bridge to span Kettle river at
this point will be let in a few days.
II will replace the one swept away by
the flood q year ago.-Lumbermen are
making preparations for an active
winter. Wages in the woods have
been advanced 40 per cent.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-09-28

Teacher-A rich man dies and leaves
$1,000, OOO-one-fifth to his son, one
sixth to his daughter, one-seventh to
MS wife, one-eighth to his brother and
the rest to foreign missions-what
does each one get?
Little Willie Briefs-A lawyer
Puck.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-09-28
SOUTH DAKOTA
SLOW WORK. OF III
Uo'erhment improvements -
Missouri Are nat- -" the

government ImLrovemo,4.
missouri Are Delayed.
ankton, s. D., Special sr'bo aou
elnment work on the M ssouri riye @o -
.nls point, which is now undar 1To ~
- progressing very slowly. The 1elay
- caused IN getting the necessary n,a,
ISl ny here from Sioux City Tba
heavy Darges to be used are now bn.
,lls hauled by the government steam
poat faullne. One trip has been made
bringing two barges, one of which was
loaded with piling The other is now
peihs loaded with willows nm the
river - Thursday evening the Pauline
IS expected to arrive from lie dow,
river trip, this time bringing Two
parges and a pile driver. She viii
barges. i'''' u me
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-09-28
crushed to Death.

Oberon. n. d., Specla 1loa ~ death
christ Rrandum was crlsn aoaina to q
while backing a trace otn,t thirty-five
separator. He was a roIatives here.
..oars old and had no Iell -
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-09-28
Rrothers I'm Adversity.

81 discovered gold mine," said the
t9er.
81 invented torpedo boat" replied
he genius.
Then they shook hands like couple
If brothers and pc oled their capital to
ouy cheap dinHer.-Detroit Free
PreSS
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-09-28

,,.,,1an,y s d.. Specialize Wes ,.,
Mll6a morning freight struck a team can
and buggy two mites i min the
place, killing one leni norf the Vehicle, The
other a ana uer were thrown out but
not seriously hurt.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-09-28
No Chance.

''Did you see the ball game yester-
day?'
''No"
81 thought you told me you were
going"
81 did. But I sat between two
young women who had never seen
game of ball before. Chicago Post.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-09-28

The taxing of the census in Japan is
simple, but lie figures are utterly unreli-
able. The. houses are counted, ana an av-
erage of five persons is allowed for each
house.