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The Springfield herald., 1897-05-14
C.c,,n, for shor,ne.. Of Breath.

There is n general idea that those
persons who suffer from shortness of
breath should not, take long rides or
Indulge id anything which sayors Of
speed. This" declares n well-nown
physician, lis altogether erroneous, AS
n matter of fact, long distance riding
at moderate pace forms one of the
very finest cures for, shortness of
breath. This malady is usually caused
by some congestion, which prevents
the lungs from being expanded to their
full capacity. Constant, steady and
easy exercise strengthens and tones
up the air cells so that the number of
those available becomes gradually in
creased, and thus. little by little, the
Inconvenience disappears. The only
care to be exercised is to not make the
exertion of n violent nature."-New
Your Journal.
The Springfield herald., 1897-05-14
His Medicine.


The man dashed into drug store
and breathlessly accosted the clerk
with:
'Say-I want some medicine. and l
want 1t quick. too! But for the life
of me l can't tell what the name is."
We'll, how on earth do you expect to
get it. them" demanded the disguised
clerk. II can't help you"
Yes. you can, too" said the would
be customer. promptly. Whats the
name of the bay on the lower side of
the lake, eh?"
DO you mean Put-inBay?"
That's it. That's it. And what's
the name of the old fellow that put in
there once, you know? Celebrated
character, you know?"
Are you talking about Commodore
Perry?"
Good! I've got it! I've got IT."
shouted the customer. That's what I
want! Gimme ten cents worth Of par
egoric!"-Harper' Round Table.
The Springfield herald., 1897-05-14
NOT AN OFFICE SEEKER.
They Acted According to the squIre's
Suggestion.

They Acted According to the squIre's
Suggestion.
AS rode into Bisbee's Corners met
the postotlice coming up the main
street. 1t was a second-class postoffice,
and it did not belle its class in the
least, says the New York Journal. 1t
was ilimsy frame structure, and its
eccentric conduct was accounted for by
the fact that IL was mounted on rollers
and was dragged along at snail's
pace by wiudlass, the moving spirit
of which was doleful-looking mule.
What building is that?" inquired
of group of loungers who were watch
ing the exciting proceedings and con-
currently eNuding large quantities of
advice and tobacco juice.
That's the Bisbee's Corners post
Office" replied one-eyed man who was
whiting shingle. She's got a great
old move on, hain't she?"
| agreed that she had and then made
inquiry as to the destination of the di-
lapidated structure.
wall, Ill tell ye," replied the one
eyed man, as he borrowed a plug OF
tobacco from another lounger and out
off huge slice; "the most enterprisin'
citizen in this town, present company
beiu' always excepted, of course, is
Square Hopkins, the long-headed JUS
tice of the peace. He's jes the man to
serve the town in an official capacity,
but unlike most of these here politi-
clans he's the modestest man in four
counties. We've been workin' with
him here for months tryin' to git him
to stand as candidate fer postmaster,
but he's so blamed modest he won't do
1t fer love ner money"
.Dumdest modest man ye ever sss!"
cried another Of the crowd.
THE only thing We could git out OF
him after beggin' an pleadin' fer
weeks" continued the one-eyed citizen,
was that in his opinion the Office
should seek the man, and actin on that
suggestion we are a-movin' her up onto
his lot as fast as that old mule kin
hump her along"
The Springfield herald., 1897-05-14
WILL PAY 500 FOR ANY CASE
OF Weakncss in Men They Treat and
Fall to Cure.


Fall to Cure.
An Omaha Company places for the first
time before the public MAGICAL TREAT
MINT for the cure of Lost Vitality, Nervous
and Sexual Weakness, and Restoration of
Life Force in old and young men. No
worn-out French remedy contains no
PHOSPHORUS or other harmful drugs. 1t is
WONDERFUL TREArMENr-nagical il its
effects-positive in its cure. All reaG ers,
who are suffering from weakness that
blights their life, causing that mental g nd
physical suffering peculiar to Lost Man
hood, should write to the STATE MEDICAL
COMPANY, Omaha Neb, and they will
send you absolutely FREE, n valuable
paper on these diseases, and positive proofs
of their truly MAGICAL TREATMENT. Thous-
ands of men, who have lost all hope of
cure, are being restored by them to a per-
feet condition.
This MAGICAL TREATMENT may be taken
at home under their directions, or they will
pay railroad fare and hotel bills to all who
prefer to go there for treatment, if they
fail to cure They are perfectly reliable;
have no Free Prescriptions, Free Cure,
Free Sample, or C. o. ID. fake. They have
S25O, 600 capital, md guarantee to cure
every case they treat or refund every dol
lar or their charges may be deposited in a
bank to be paid to them when cure is
snscted. Write them today
The Springfield herald., 1897-05-14
HOW HE MEANT TO sErrLEIr.
why the Fine Was Promptly Remit
tad.

ted.
Judge Murphy was trying a case in
San Rafael once. 1t was murder case
and bitterly contested, says the San
Francisco Bulletin. 1t had not pro-
ceeded very far before the attorneys
got to loggerheads. The attorney for
the defense did his best to Initiate the
attorney for the prosecution and the
prosecuting attorney retaliated with all
his might. Finally matters got to such
a pitch that the attorney for the prose-
cution turned upon his opponent and
called him down in open court. Judge
Murphy interrupted, saying:
Gentlemen, gentlemen, this won't
do. This sort of thing is very disre-
spectfu to the court. This is no place
men have any differences to settle, set
tie them out of court"
The attorney for the defense imme-
diately rose and said: we have NO
differences, If your honor please"
''lf your honor please" said the
prosecuting attorney. Il wish to say
that we have differences. And wish
to give notice that when court adjourns
l intend to crack that mans head over
there"
Judge Murphy exploded. How dare
you, sir? How dare you? This Is the
grossest contempt of court! How dare
you come here and attempt to terrify
counsel? fine you $50, sir; $50"
The attorney replied: That is rath-
er hard on me, II your honor please.
Your honor distinctly suggested that
should settle my differences with this
man out of court, and l gave notice OF
my intention to do so. That is all.
have the highest respect and apprecia-
tion of your honors judgment In such
matters and felt proud to accept your
honor's advice"
Judge Murphy was not proof against
such subtle fiattery and the fine was
promptly remitted.
The Springfield herald., 1897-05-14
Ponder Over It,

A prominent building owner. with
years Of experience. gave the follow
ing instructions to his architect: II
have had my experience with kalso-
mine and other goods claimed to be
Just as good as Alabastine. want
you to specify the durable Alabastine
on all my walls; do not put on any
other manufacturers dope, II they fur
nish 1t for nothing. Alabastine is
right, and when cease to use 1t
shall cease to have confidence in my
self or my own judgment"
The Springfield herald., 1897-05-14
withheld the Compliment.

Papa" said the young mother. I've
decided on a name for baby; we'll call
her Imogen" Papa was lost in thought
for few minutes; he did not like the
name, but If he opposed 1t his wife
would have her own way. That's
nice" said he. presently. MY arst
sweet heart was named ImoEen. and
she will take 1t as a compliment" I'VE
will call her Mary, after my mother"
was the stern reply.--Leisure Hours.
The Springfield herald., 1897-05-14
Rocked ON the Crested WAVES.

The landsnan, tourist or commercial trav
elcr speedily begins, and not only begins
but continues 10 feel the extreme OF human
misery during the transit across the TEN.
pcstuous Atlantic. But IT, with wise pre-.
science. he has provided himself with y sup
ply OF IIostetter's Stomach Bittcrs. his pnngl
are promptly nfltlgated. and then cease ere
the good ship again drops her anchor. This
Is worth knowing and thousands of our
yachtsmen, summer voyagers. tourists AMI
business men do know 1t.
The Springfield herald., 1897-05-14
Successful Women Fighters.

In the little town Of Nnso, In Sweden. the
iiremcn happen to be women, however para
d"Nical that sounds. The piac" Is only n
little village, and four enormous tubs con
stltutc the ''wnter-works. one hundred
and nifty women make up the fire depart
mcnt, and one Of their duties consists In
always keeping the tubs filled with water.
The women are fine workers. II Is said,
and know how TO handle fire with as little
comfmsion as possbe.-TIt-Itits.
The Springfield herald., 1897-05-14
A Current EYenlh

Rural Teacher-What current events
of great interest can you give me this
morning?
Small Girl (eagerly)-My ma has just
made twenty tumblers of jelly.-Judf9e.
The Springfield herald., 1897-05-14
Ar n NIhllist Meeting.

President Garosky-"We have not
seen you lately. Brother Rasovitch.
Have you been taking a vacation?"
Ragovitch-"Not exactly. though
had an knouting."
(Every bomb in the room thereupon
explodes with deafening report.)-New
York Tribune.
The Springfield herald., 1897-05-14
Too Late.

Elephant-"Hello! there comes par
ty OF hunters we'd better run for our
lives before they see u.s." Giraffe
Goodness gracious. you're right!
guess I'm goner." Elephant-"Wy
so?" Giraffe-"Dont you see I'm spot
ted?''-New York Times.
The Springfield herald., 1897-05-14
4 Light Sentence.

Poet-Let me tell you, sir, that poem
cost me weeks hard labor.
Editor (who has read it)-Is that all?
If I'd had the passing of the sentence,
YOU d have got a month h.-Tit-B Bits.
The Springfield herald., 1897-05-14

The man who. improving in skill and
knowledge, improves in modesty. has
an undeniable claim to greatness of
mind.-Seneca.
He is the freeman whom the truth
makes free. and all are slaves beside
Cowper,
The Springfield herald., 1897-05-14
Don't Tobacco Spi. and Smoke Your Life AWAY.

netic, full Of life, nerve and vigor. take M.
to-Iiac. the wonder worker. that makes
weak men strong. All druggists. soc. or 81.
Cure guaranteed. Booklet and sample free.
Address Sterling Remedy Co, Chicago or
New York.
The Springfield herald., 1897-05-14
OUR BUDGET OF FUN.
SOME GOOD JOKES. ORIGINAL
AND SELECTED.

Tho Girl of the Period-The Trolley Car
Was Coming - Resssured Withheld
the Compliment-ssving One for Her
Noble Woman.
The Springfield herald., 1897-05-14
TAKE BEDS ALONG.
QUEEN VICTORIA NEVER TRAV-
ELS WITHOUT HERS.
Ingenious Outfit of One IndivIduai-Ths
brand Duke Paul Cannot Find 4
Him.

S half our lives are
spent in bed, the
couch on which we
lie assumes an i'm
portance to us
which 1t is impos-
sible to overesti-
mate, says the De-
troit Free Press.
Mans birth and
mans death occur
there, and through
The Springfield herald., 1897-05-14
a Curse to Faith.

Ignorance is one of the greatest foes
of the race. 1t is a curse to faith and
hope and an ally of opposition.-Rev.
J.. +. Stout.
The Springfield herald., 1897-05-14
Reassured.

Wheeler-I-er-I positively never
loved any one before!
Sally Van Cliff-Oh. that's all right!
I'm sure never dreamed Of question
ing your amateur standing.
The Springfield herald., 1897-05-14
Noble Woman.

Noble Woman.
Mrs. Ferry-Mr. and Mrs. Wallace
assured me with all positiveness that
they had not had a quarrel In all the
ten years OF their married life.
Mr.. Ferry-Ah, there is noble wom-
an!
II wonder you did not give the credit
to him."
mo; she is the one who deserves the
credit. It Is not every woman who will
back up her husband In lie."-Cin-
cinnati Enquirer.
The Springfield herald., 1897-05-14

"My cousin Josephine suffers from weak
heart action" Weak heart action? Didn't
understand you TO say she had been mar.
ried four tIncs?''
The Springfield herald., 1897-05-14

No-To-B Bae for FIFTY Cents.
men strong, blood pure Soc. 81. All druggists
The Springfield herald., 1897-05-14

"That new book reviewer won't do. nt nll." ="
"what's the matter with him. He wrote
up seven women novel writers and didn I
say that any one OF them reminded him Of
George Eliot"
The Springfield herald., 1897-05-14

''Wheu We're first married you gave
me half the closet" Yes And now you
act as II ought to keep my coat and trou-
Sers hanging over the hall banistcrs."
The Springfield herald., 1897-05-14

"Whut is his reputation for ycracityf''
Every good: he hasn't seen n single flying
machine this spring"
The Springfield herald., 1897-05-14

easter is a Joyous season. "Yes; our
choir never feels qnnrresome when they all
have on new clothes.'
The Springfield herald., 1897-05-14

l'lso's Cure for Consumption Is our only
Bcltz. 439 Sth Ave, Denver Col. Nov. s. %.
The Springfield herald., 1897-05-14
PICKED UP ON BROADWAY.


wrecho Oh 8
The Springfield herald., 1897-05-14
Halls Catarrh Cure
Is taken internally. Price, 15c.
Mn. NNin.IoHy,s sootnlng syruJ

"Isabel didn't marry handsome man"
"lIow do you know "Shc had such quiet
wedding "
The Springfield herald., 1897-05-14
Tho Girl Of the Period.

knights galore
30 bold have grown. tbs clear
That any maid may have scoio
OF suitors In a year.
Pray, what Is one to do when men
Persist in being kind?
II Dorothy leaves Jack for Beh'
Has she tickle mind?
And to herself she's true;
Old loves are much like worn OUT
gloves
We girls prefer the new.
II God made me a wInsome maid
1t Is no fault of mine:
The men propose, they're not atralo.
And why should l decline?
1t Is such fun to be engaged,
And capture all the beaux!
My rivals only are enrnged
Because the men pi pose.
Harold Van Santvoord.
The Springfield herald., 1897-05-14

Margaret always rcnds the end of n novcl
first Why $50 she can lie awake all
night wondering how 1t begins"
The Springfield herald., 1897-05-14

at took me only two days to learn to ride
my wheel" eyes, OF course: but how long
was 1t before you could really ridr;''
The Springfield herald., 1897-05-14

'Thcse trousers NJ beautifully. hut III
never 20 there again" ..Why?'' ..'rhey sent
me bill for pants "
The Springfield herald., 1897-05-14
Saving One for Her.

MY task in life" said the pastor.
complacently. consists in saving young
men,"
"Ahw replied the maiden with a soul
full longing. Save a nice looking one
for me."-Dublin World.
The Springfield herald., 1897-05-14
American Losses

"old Bullion lost 100000 last week"
Howl"
"His daughter married count
Ohio State Journal
The Springfield herald., 1897-05-14

FOR rrhIldren teethng soft.ns thegm Reduces indian
marion allays pain cures wind cole. 25 cents bottl
The Springfield herald., 1897-05-14
TO CURE A COLD {

Take Laxative BrOmo Quinlnc Tablets Al
Druggists refund the money II 1t fails 10 cure 25t
The Springfield herald., 1897-05-14

Don't You like the sawdust circlc?" "Arc
you talking about the circus or cocoanut
pIci'
The Springfield herald., 1897-05-14

Fl ODicTo COLFAX AVE. FLORAL co.
flunIOlS 62S 10th st. Tel. 1874. Green
houses Cor Colfnx and York Sts.. Denver.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1897-10-07

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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1897-10-07

Fillmore. oct. :, 1s97.-The Fifth ju-
dlclal district court convened here to-
dov. Judge z. V. Higgins presiding.
several probate cases of minor i'm
cortance were disposed Of, and Soren
Iorrensen was granted Il divorce from
pauline Nelson Jorsensen.
Jury venre was drawn, returnapie
Thursday, october 9TH.
The most important cases to be tried
this term are: ,,.
for false imprisonment; Mcbride "
Totlock and u. D. Houtz for plaintin;
King Melville & Greenwood for de-
fandant
Peter Huntsman VS. G. r. Huntsman,
traspass. -. II. Houtz. NJ. NJ. Warner
and II. A. Mcbride attorneys for plain
The case Of Jos V. Robson VS. S. II.
clark 1t al. receivers-Brown ~ Hen
derson for plaintiff; +. L. Williams
and lie Grand Young FOR defendants
was continued for the term.
f. NJ. Webb. for whom warrant OF
arrest for stealing cattle was issued
recently, came in from Nevada ard
telegrnphed the sheriff, saying that he
was at his home in oasis If wanted
lie was arralgned before Justice j. ).
Giles this morning and required TO
give bail in the sum Of $1,000. He was
committed to the charge of the sheriH
until bonds are furnished, to appear on
November 3. 1897, that being the time
set for the hearing of the case of his
brother. Waiter Webb. charged with
'' A. BIRD.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1897-10-07
OBITUARY.


In Kanarra, Iron county, Utah. Sept.
10, 1897, there departed this life after n
long impending Illness, Sister Jane Il.
Thomas, wife Of John w. Berry, and
faithful mother, true and consist
ent Latter-day Saint. Sister Berry was
born in Dallas county, AlaVama, Ian.
Il. 1881. She was Il AZ Pioneer, having
crossed the Plains In Jedediah Nj
Grants company, arriving In Salt
Lake Valley shortly after President
ioung's company. ~ few years later
she moved to Iron county, where she
has been for thirty-one years, and has
aaslsted materially In building up that
section. She visited salt Lake CITY
during the Jubilee and gaged with
satisfaction upon the scenes comment
orative of the advent of the Pioneers
in this valley; returning TO her home
she was taken bedfast. in which con-
dition she remained until her death.
Sister Berry had wide circle of
friends and relatives. and leaves be-
hind to mourn her departure and to
share in the emulation OF her example.
nine children, one of the family hay
ing gone before; she also leaves thir-
ty-three grandchildren. The licensed
was much devoted TO the Gospel: her
home was always open to the Elders
Of the Church and she had great faith
in the ordinances OF the Priesthood
and was headed many times under the
hands of the servants OF God. She
was in the Long Valley Indian trouble
when Joseph and Hyrum Berry Were
killed, ard endured many hnrdshlps
with patience and perseverance, how
ever Cor the Gospels sake. Her
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1897-10-07
D. ]. WATTS.

The principal figure of the Jubilee.
Queen Victoria herself, and the post
tion she has gained and will hold to
the end Of her days, is worthy of
study. 1t is not possible for any
American. however well Informed of
British afCnirs, to quite understand
the feelings with which this human
being is now regarded. If he can inn
agine odd Glory" and old Ironsides.
Washington and Lincoln, BunkerHill,
and MY Country, 'Tis of Thee"
rolled into one force, and personifed
In woman, he may form some con-
ceptton of the feeling of the average
Briton for The Queen" for she In
her own person symbolizes today the
might and majesty of the land, and
its long. varied, and glorious history
from the beginning. THE Queen"
means everything that touches and
thrills the patriotic chord. That both
as a woman and a sovereign she has
deserved the unique tribute paid her
goes without saying; the widest radi-
cal, or even republican, Will concur
in this. Sixty years of unremitting
work-she sim signs every state paper
herself including lieutenants COM
missions in the militia - prudence,
patience, and rare Judgment have
managing, and very wise woman n
saint, whom her subjects are as little
capable and as little disposed to es-
innate critically as the American
schoolboy can imagine or is disposed
to imagine Washington as possessed
Of human frailties. Washington,
Tell, Wallace, Bruce, Lincoln, Queen
Victoria or Margaret are the stun of
which heroes or saints are made, and
well It is for the race that the capaci-
ty for hero-worship and for saint
worship remains with both Briton and
American wholly unimpalred.
When nation ceases to create
ideals its glorious days are past For
tunately for the world. both the repub-
lie and the monarchy have the future
before them. From Some Import
ant Results OF the Jubilee" by An
drew Carnegie,in North American Re.
view for October.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1897-10-07

Spring storms first overturn
those trees which are not well
grounded. Don't let these
enervating spring days find
you poorly prepared to resist
them. To have strong nerves,
rich blood, good appetite and
sound digestion is to be well
grounded. SCOTS Emulsion
of Cod-liver Oil with Hypo-
Phosphites will give all these,
because it nourishes the whole
system and reaches the very
tissues of life. Better have
the spring cough blow by you
rather than stop with you for
weeks or all summer long.
For sale by all druggists at go cents and sIoa
SCOTT & RowNE, Chemists, New York.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1897-10-07
BRIGHAM YOUNG ACADEMY

Ihurch Normal Training school.
The Academy begins it's twenty
second Academic year Aug. 20, 1897,
and offers instructions in the following
departments:
/. 4 Kindergarten and KinLcrgar-
ten Training school.
,. a Primary shool, covering the
3. 4 High shool. covering four
years work
4. A Commercial college covering
three years work.
8. A Music department. instru-
mental and vocal.
6. 4 Domestic Science Department,
giving instructions in cookery and
domestic arts.
Z. A Collegiate department. cover
ing four years work and Offering
courses leading to the following de-
grees:
a. A Normal course leading to
tho degree OF Bachelor OF Pedagogy
(B Pd.).
b. Academic courses leading to
the degrees Of Bachelor OF Science
CB. 81, Bachelor Of Letters (B. Ii,
and Bachelor Of Philosophy Phi. b
For circulars Of information. apply
to the Secretary, Brigham Young
Academy. Box c, Provo City
BENJAMIN CLUFF JR..
President.