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The times., 1897-04-04
Cures Paralysis, stuff Joints, Neu-
raIgia, Nervous Diseases and
All Muscular Pains.

Have you tested Munyon's Electrical
Machine? Have you a pain or an ache
that YOU would like TO get rid OF in from
two TO five minutes? Have you any stiff
FONTS or paralyZed limbs? Are you ex-
tree ely nervous Are vbu weak and
respondent?
If SO, don't hesitate TO make use of the
machine. 1t is here for your benefit
Pains, aches, and neuralglaS vanish in q
few minutes; swollen and stiff joints relax
and become flexible; weak backs become
strong; female troubles disappear; para
lived muscles and nerves regain their
powers. the nervous, the brain weary, and
the broken down feel the CUTa tive and
soothing influence penetra ting every dis
eaSed and weakened part, rene wing the
vitality, increasing the blood circulation in
cold eXtremeties, and imparting new life
and energy TO the whole body
The times., 1897-04-04

they naturally drift back into the smaller
leagues or retire from the field 1t is
the doctrine of the survival OF the fittest
applied to baseball; and the public is the
gamer The clubs, too, profit by it; for
tits nolonger possible for a prosperous club
to buy up all the best talent in the country.
Some players cannot be matched; but good,
strong players are to be found every year
among the new men, and the less pros
porous clubs have the same opportunity
to reserve them that the prosperous clubs
have The makeup of the club, there
fore, depends in large degree on the judg-
ment of it's manager.
"Good umpiring, too, cuts very i'm
portant figure In nearly every game played.
The umpire comes in as general rule fol
more unmerited abuse than any other per-
son connected with the game. In the
The times., 1897-04-04

about the game, changes il the rules, etc.
I answer every letter that comes to me,
whoever writes. The schoolboy receives
Just as much consideration as the man;
because 1 want the schoolboy to grow
I'D with an interest in baseball. There is
not dhe slightest ques ton as to the honesty
of our national game. l know there is
nothing in the world more honest than
baseball as it is played today. l know
because l see all through the seaso on op-
portunities which come to clubs and to
players to make money dishonesty and
| see them act honestly every time. Take
the beginning of the season of 1895 for
an illustration In the opening game 1
believe five out of six of the home clubs
lost. 1t would have made a difference
of $40, 900 to the clubs If the home
teams had won. Look at Washington.
The times., 1897-04-04
AiIsa Defeats BRITANNIA.

Nice, April 3.-The large raters Ailsa
and Britannia sailed a thirty-mile race
three times around a ten-mile course
today, for prize Of 5000 francs The
race was won by the Ailsa, which beat
the Britannia by six minutes The breeze
was light from the southeast and the
weather clear and sunny
The times., 1897-04-04
HERE ARE FOUR WITNESSES

Miss Eda c. FahrenbIuch, 1885 sixth
street north west, says I was 6Ieas
sufferer from rheumatism, Dyspepsia anu
nervousness. The rheumatism mas IIOuOleu
me for two years, and dtSpdlred OF ever
getting well. After using MunyOn hHtu-
matisin Cure, together with Ine sisGlIlo
treatment, for a short time. reel IKE a
new person. | tried everything Tor Uy5-
pepsid. but found nothing 10 compare with
MunyOn Dyspepsia cure
"NOthing Like Munyon's Remedies.
Mr. George F. W. strieby. ia II street
northeast, says Il nave ustu , AlIH 11s On
remedies for rheumatism. colds and astn-
ma, and find that there Is nOthlns IKE
these wonderful remedies 4 rev weeks
ago 1 was run down by a wagon anu az @ nLu
my wrist terribly spTdined- Iosq com 5g
piete use of ii and also or my manu- lhe
usual treatment and remedies were tTled
without any benefit whatever l vent
10 l.rUr Munyon's Institute. and after Two
treatments with the static electric ma
chime, / regained the complete use OF my
wrist and hand l consider his electric
treatment simply wonderful
A Nervous Sufferer Cured.
Miss M o Cross. AIS V street north
east Washington, d. C., says. L was q
sufferer from nervous insomnia, and had
tried d number OF remedies and also con-
all failed to relieve me. one week ago, /
decided to try q hottle of Munyon's Nerve
Cure, and am pleased to say that It has
given me entire relief / cannot speak too
| highly of Munyon's Remedies
HIS Hearing RESTORED.
Mr.. r wilkinson, a prominent store
keeper. OF 1884 Thirty street north
west. Washington. q. c.. says Il am fifty
four years Of age. and until took treat
meut at your institution / was afflicted
with catarrh, and was deaf for ten years.
1 was so deaf that 70 tell II = .-aJCh or
clock was running / Tad TO watC1 the
second hand ana pendulum I placed N.Y.
self under the care of Munyon's spec ;lliS5S,
and after the first treatment could lear,
and have improved ever since, uutu now
/ can hear my watch tick some feat 4Say,
which was simply impossible bcfIe. In
fact, l can now hear as II as 1 ever
IN
The times., 1897-04-04

1t is the latest and most rational cure
for these Affections. II goes to the seat
or disease. Itpehetrates the obscure places
where drugs taken in the stomach cannot
reach.
IL supplies medical gases, specially pre-
pared for each case, which SOOthe and heal
the membranes Of the nose and throat and
pass directly into thezlungs, filling every
air cell, destroying disease germs and heal
ing ginflamed sore, and raw places It acts
as balm and tonic to the whole system,
relieves at once stopped up feeling in the
head, increases the lung capacity and pro-
notes free breathing.
DONTPAY BIG DOCTOR BILLS. Don't
risk your health, perhaps YOUR life, when
you can be cured at a trifling cost.
No money is received for cxamina-
ton, no money Is received for ad-
vice, no money is received for
medical attention, no matter what
the disease.
Open All Day and Evening.
Sunday, 1 TO 8 p m.
623 Thirteenth Street n. w.
The times., 1897-04-04
ECLIPSE WHEELS STAND THE TEST.
The Eclipse Bicycle Court,
Thing in Washington

the pendy equipped and parks
utdr s O Eclipse Bicycle
eIoat
Crlet thus shvingth best possible
VIII"
norbd dsandw
Alberto Ge %
daylight
ndth
school
FCI IPSE BICYCLE CO.. J: !.t D. dad LaSHy f s M&r''
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-11-13
No Unnecessary Chances.

Senator Kyle's secretary is canny Scot
MacFarland by name, who has dry sense
of humor Recently he injured his thumb,
and the matter became so serious that he
went to surgeon. He was told that he
would have 60 undergo an operation.
Mac Earland consented to stand the op-
GRAFTON. lie was ready TO have 1t per-
formed then and there The physician
asked him II he wished to take chloroform
or ether.
''Wih il make me lose my sensesy" asked
. the Scotchman.
81 should say so, snid the doctor.
MacFarland deliberately thrust his hand
into his pockets and began to count his
change. There's no hurry about the
money" said the du. tor. "You can count
it out TO me after The operation is per-
formed"
But you said it would make me lose
my senses To take GiliornfOrm or ether,
didn't your" asked Macfafaud
Certainly, said the doctor. 1T will
make you unconscious"
Then excuse me, said Macfarland.
with twinkle. I'D rather coun0 my
money now Washington Post.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-11-13
ELECTRIC SHOCK VICTIMS.
Best Formula For Treating Persons Struck
by the Electric Current.

Best Formula For Treating Persons Struck
by the Electric Current.
One of the contingencies of modern civ
iliZation which is almost entirely new and
is wholly dependent upon the development
of modern industry is the treatment of ac-
cidents from electric shock The matter,
says The Medical Record has been dis
cussed quite thoroughly by physicians in
this country, but il has been worked out
perhaps more systematically by DIR. d Ar
sonval of Paris, who has recently made a
report to the Academic dc Medicine of
Paris upon the method of treating persons
injured by electrical shocks. D'Arsonval
states that electricity causes death some
times directly by the descriptive and cleo
trolytic effects of the charge on the tissues.
This death is final. 1t sometimes, howev-
or, causes death indirectly by arrest of res
piration and syncope, caused by stimula-
tion of the nerve centers. Under these cir
cumstances n person may be revived If
proper measures are applied. ll
The formula for reviving the victim of
electric shock is this: The person SO dis
abled should be treated like one drowned;
in other words he should be laid upon the
back, and artificial respiration performed
in the way that is ordinarily described.
Some further practical advice, however, is
given To those who are called at once to
the scene of the accident and at the time
when the person is perhaps still in contact
with the wires. OF course the first thing
TO be done is TO stop the current or break
the contact. In doing the latter one should
not touch the victim on the face or hands
or any naked part of the body. 1t is better
to lift him by the coattails or to throw a
blanket over him and pull him by this.
Nothing that is wet should be thrown up
on him, and if his clothes are wet the
hands should not be put in contact with
them. A piece of dry wood can be placed
under the body, and he can then be lifted.
The further treatment of the case is the
familiar one applied in attempting to re-
store the drowned. The arms are worked,
and the tongue is kept drawn out; the
body may sometimes be rubbed thorough
ly with cloth or brush in order to in
crease the circulation of the blood. Oxygen
and perhaps a stimulant may be employed.
New York World.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-11-13
An Autocrat.

The autocrat of the police force is the
officer on a Broadway crossing. Up goes
his right hand, and every vehicle for half
block either way comes to a sudden stop
while the crowd of dozen or 90 pedestri-
ans hurry across. If cab driver is new at
the business, he'll try to sneak up OH the
officer or pass along the curbstone. Then
there is "a signal which you may fail to
catch--a second officer appears from some
where-away goes cab and driver, and IL
Jehu gets out of 1t for $40 bill he's a
lucky man. The Broadway policeman Is
king of the road He says stop, and every
wheel ceases to turn; he says go ahead,
and the rush is on again. He seldom
smiles and never jokes. The greatest mil
lionaire in New York would be hustled
out Of the way or run over The governor
of this great state would be guyed by the
cab drivers and yelled at by the gripmen.
But the six foot policeman of the Broad
way squad-well, don't try any tricks on
himi-New York Letter In Detroit Free
Press.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-11-13
The British medical Institute.

1t affords us much pleasure to an.
nounce.that the British Medical Institute
has become permanent fixture in Calu.
met and that DIR. Ira Z. Williams, who has
made 80 many friends in this vicinity,
has been promoted to the position oil
chief consulting physician.
DR.. Williams has had twenty four wears
OF experience in the practice OF medicine
is graduate of Long Island Hospital
OF Brooklyn, New York, class of 1878. ID
an honest. conscientious. and skillful phy.
stefan. HIS speciality is the treatment O,
all chronic, nervous, and special diseases
OF both sexes. especially all catarrh affec.
lions oil the nose, throat and lungs, dis.
eases OF women. and the special diseases
OF men.
From now until further notice. the
doctor will give the deserving poor free
treatment ever week day morning o to
lO O'Clock. at his Office in the Agnitz
block, 439 Fifth street, and to those able
to pay his charges are exceedingly rea.
sonable.
lie can be consulted from 8 a. m. till 8
p. m. on week days, and from 10 to 2 on
Sundays. No better opportunity has
ever been afforded the citizens OF this
country to avail themselves of the SER
vices oil an honest and skiIllful physician.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-11-13

wanted to Rent-A house OF four rooms
Apply to Peter Kelly, Laurium.
wanted = -Four boarders comnanv am
pioyes' Apply to Mrs. Rowling, 1764 boundary
Wanted-Two boarders. companv emnlov-
Raymbaultown. ''i0o'
Wanted-Three boarders. companv am.
pioyees. Apply to Mrs. Bast, 264 North Rock
FOR Rent-Three large rooms with ce,,ar
privilege Apply l49 Calumet avenue
wanted Co Rent-Bv a companv en-
pioyee, house In Yellow, Blue or Red Jacket
VI OH nve rooms or more. Apply to 413 sixth
For Snue-Ten-room house. No. 1s2o Iaur-
ium ST. Apply 5l2 Fourth street, Blue Jacket.
For Sa1e-House No. 1911. Hecla srraa,
on premises. op" ''"A"r
FOR sale-House No. bs7 Cedar street
G1,ue Jacket Apply on the premises to Mike
For Sa1e-A six-roomed bouse. Ann
On tne premises No. ia east Pine street.
wanted To Remt-Four or ave ,oor,s.
Apply at the NEWS ONCE oo"''
For Sele-An eight-room house on sveds-
yown ROAD, NO. 3046, ewedetown ApnIv to
sonn d. Wertin or at the companv's of{ioe.
Icr 1als'-Houss No. $50 Tunnel s>res,
'"oooSown' Apply on the premises.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-11-13
Free Of Charge co sufferers

Cut this out and take it to your drug
gist and get sample bottle OF King
New Discovery, for Consumption, Coughs
and Colds, They do not ask to buy
before trying. This will show you the
great merits OF this truly wonderful rem.
edy. and show You what can be accom-.
plished by the regular size bottle. This
is no experiment, and would be disas
trous to the proprietors, did they not
know it would invariably cure. Many Of
the best physician are now using it in
most severe cases. It is guaranteed
Trial bottle free at ID. T. MacDonald's
drug stsre. Regular size so and 81.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-11-13
ARE you supsRsTlTIousi
Look For Your Natal Month and See
Yourself ~ Others Soc Ysu.

An English authority Is responsible for
the assertion that mans destiny depends
upon the month of his birth. A man born
In January will bo hard worker, a lover
Of good wine, fine singer, manager of
great enterprises. A woman born in that
month will DO aifablo, will have domestic
tastes and will be capable of great endur-
ance.
A man born in February will love mon
ey much, but women more. He will be
stingy at home, but prodigal abroad. The
woman will DO an affectionate wife and a
good mother.
The man born in March will be- hand
some, honest and prudent. Yet he will die
poor. The woman will be tall and staut
and witty.
The man born in April will not neces-
sarily be fool even II his birthday is the
next day after March 81. The woman will
be a chatterbox and will have advanced
ideas. She will be a leading member Of
the shrieking sisterhood.
The man born in May will be amiable
and will make his life partner happy. The
woman will equal him in amiability and
the other above named desirable quality.
The man born in June will be Of small
stature and very fond of women and chill
dren. The woman will be Eighty and a
high liver but will repent and sober down
at 40.
The man born in July will BIO of mill
tary tastes, a trifle pompous, but good
fellow withal The woman will have
sulky temper; she will be proud and hand
some.
The man born in August will be ambi-
tious and courageous. The woman will be
what Americans call capable. She will be
equal to running IA farm or editing news
paper.
The man born in September will be
strong and wise; he will make few mis-
takes and live and die rich. The woman
will be loved by her friends, have many
suitors and die an old maid.
The man born in October will write
poetry when young; then he will dabble in
politics and wind up as reformer. The
woman will BIO pretty and late in life an
apostle of total abstinence.
The man born in November will have
fine face, great address, and if not careful
he will be gay Lothario. The woman
will be large, liberal minded and fond of
novelty and novels.
The man born in December will have a
passionate temper, yet will be the first to
forgive. The woman will be Lady Boun-
tiful to the deserving poor, but terror to
tramps and willfully unemployed.-Phil
adelphia Press.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-11-13
MINING.
BOSTON Mass. NoYemh
The Cooks Mistake.

A Prairie avenue capitalist, who gained
the larger part of his wealth in the saw
mill and numbering industry in northern
Wisconsin, is noted for the vigilance with
which he watches the SD ~ details of his
big business. AS an example of this char.
acteristic a story is told of tour of in
spection made by him to his logging
camps in the pine woods.
On this trip the Chicago lumberman
was grieved to notice that some of his
teamsters used too many oats in feeding
their horses, and was shocked by few
other evidences of petty extravaganza, but
what panied him most was the amount of
provisions consumed at the camp. He be-
lieved that this was due to the wasteful-
ness Of the cooks, though such waste is
difficult To detect. But the Chicago man
soon hit upon an ingenious detective
scheme by which he was able to tell wheth-
or or not the cooks were economical in the
use of supplies.
At all the camps "a pig was kept and
led on the scraps from the woodsmens TIA
bles. After "a visit to the pigpen he ap-
preached the cook with friendly smile
and Remarked:
"Ah, Antoine, that's fine, fat pig you
have there. Couldn't you just as we'll feed
another"
AS Antoine was wise he replied:
"No. We can't keep more than one
We haven't enough scraps"
A the next camp the same question was
asked the unsuspecting Peter, and he
promptly replied:
"Why, yes We could feed another pig
Just as well as not. Send us one."
Then the lumberman found the camp
foreman and said: "O'Brien, you will
have to discharge that cook of yours. He
can feed too many pigs. Chicago hron-
-icle.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-11-13

j. C. Berry, one OF the best known citi
zens OF Spencer, Mo-, testifies that be
cured himself OF the worst kind OF piles by
using a few boxes of DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Salve. He had been troubled with
piles for over thirty years and had used
many different kinds of so-called cures;
but DeWitt's was the only onel that did
the work, and he will verify this state
ment il any one wishes to write him.
SoDERGREN Il SODERGREN.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-11-13
A Cnntinns Kentnckian.

"No, sir said the Kentucky gentle
man, II will not go out In this rain un-
less can find an umbrella, sir
"You arc very careful of yourself for so
robust man"
eyes, sir. have had fact brought to
my attention which makes me far more
cautious in such matter than used to
be. l have Just learned that the human
body Is capable of absorbing water through
the pores, and / don't care to take any
more chances than the ordinary occasions
of ablution, sir, make necessary, sir. -
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-11-13
How TO Cure Bilious Collie.

l suffered for weeks with cole and pains
in my stomach caused by biliousness and
had to take medicine all the while until !
used Chamberlain's Collie. Colera and
Diarrhoea Remedy which cured me.
have since recommended it to a good
many people. Mrs. F. Butler, Fairhayen.
Conn. Persons who are subiect to bilious
collie can ward off the attack by taking
this remedy as soon as the first SYM
ptoms appear, Sold by Sodergren &
Sodergren, druggists.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-11-13
A Cute Negro.

good story is told of an old negro who
lives out on the Vineville branch. The
line that marks the city limits is only q
few yards beyond the branch, and the two
room house occupied by the negro is built
across the line, one room being inside the
city and the other outside For ten months
in the year the old negro lives In the room
outside the city, but at the expiration of
that time moves over into the other room.
by that means he can truthfully tell the
registrars that he has been resident for
just go days, and is therefore entitled to
register and vote i'm the city elections
without paying taxes. According to the
story, he has kept this up for years and
makes no secret of it.-Macon (Ga.) Tele-
graph.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-11-13
Worse and Worse.

Wife counting over her change after
making purchase)-I think he has given
me the wrong change.
Husband (savagely)-I thought SO. /
thought sol That's the way my hard earn
ed money goes Trust woman to get
swindled. Go back to the counter and
get II set right at once.
Wife returns to the counter, and hands
the assistant los
Husband-Why, what have you been
doingp
Wife-Making the change right. He
gave me half sovereign too much.
Husband (more savagely than ever)-
Well, you are an idiotl--London Globe.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-11-13
Over Sauer's Sample Room

"The worst cold ever had in my life
was cured by Chamberlain Cough Rem
edy," writes W. Il. Norton, of Suffer
Creek, Cal. This cold left me with a
cough and was expectorating,,.. all the
time. The remedy cured me. and want
all my friends when troubled with a
cough or cold to use it, iorit will,do them
good" Sold by Sodergren & Solder
gren, druggists.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-11-13
Handsome Rugs.

Everybody knows how cheerful it
makes room look to have one or more
handsome rugs on the floor, whether the
floor be covered with carpets or mating,
or is painted. A pretty rug need not
necessarily be expensive. s. Olson. the
furniture man, has fifty or more designs
in rugs, at prices ranging from 81 to $50
or more.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-11-13

Grease spots, pitch, tar, paint, ETC.,
can positively be removed without the
slightest injury by our new French pro-
cess OF clothes cleaning.
MICHIGAN DYE WoRKs.
Oyer 312 Fifth Street.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-11-13
BuckIen,s Arnfca saIye.

The best salve in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores. Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever
Scores, letter, Chapped Hands. Chill.
biains, Corns, and all Skin Eruptions,
and positively cures Piles, or no pay re-
CURED. 1t is guaranteed to give perfect
satisfaction or money refunded. Price
% cents per box. For sale by ID. T.
Macdonald.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-11-13

You can't afford to risk your life by al,
loving a cold to develop into pneumonia
or consumption. Instant relief and a
certain cure are afforded by One Minute
Cough Cure. SoDERGBEN & SoDERGREN.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-11-13

For SALE-A lot OF household goods
consisting OF furniture, carpets, parlor
and kitchen stoves, etc. Apply at 213
Eighth street.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-11-13

WARNNG:-Persons who suffer from
coughs and colds should heed the warn
ings OF danger and save themselves SUI
fering and fatal results by using One
Minute Cough Cure. 1t is an infallible
remedy for coughs, colds, Group and all
throat and lung troubles.
SoDERGREN & SODERGREN.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-11-13

The Mcndicity society of London has in
It's museum In Fisher street, near Red Lion
square, a curious collection of the varied
lodges resorted to by the begging frater-
nifty OF that vast city to excite sympathy
and sxtract coin from the pockets Of the
oharitably disposed.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-11-13

Imported chinaware is not side line
with us, this is one OF our main lines and
while we handle it in large quantities we
are able to give you bigger values tnan
any other store in this county.
THE SAVING BANK.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-11-13

In parlOr, dining room or bed room
furniture we have large new assort-
ment in brass. iron and popular woods
to suit your tact aud pocket. E. RYAN.