The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1897-10-27
All Sorts Of Paragraphs.


out of mans temper to iron him.
= The man at the little end of the
horn always manages to make himself
heard.
No matter how early the bargain
counter clerk comes he can't avoid
the rush.
= The want columns of the daily
papers prove that man wants great
deal here below.
1t is better to remain ignorant
than to acquire knowledge of things
you shouldn't know.
= The woman who thinks all men
are angels had better remain single
and nurse the delusion.
The trouble with the man who
doesn't know anything is that he is
always telling it to others.
When you investigate grew
some tale you will usually find that it
grew-some since it started.
= After man succeeds in printing
one kiss upon girls lips it's an easy
matter to run off large edition.
= When a man knows his own i'm
perfections he is just about as nearly
perfect as it is possible for man to
be.
= Two hundred Alabama farmers
have pledged themselves to SOW from
five to twenty bushels of wheat this
fall.
= Some people are content with
being up-to-date, but there are others
who borrow trouble two or three years
ahead.
- A Massachusetts man, seventy
two years old, was recently sent for
two years to the penitentiary for steal
ing three hens.
Even if there is no place like
he that is no reason why man
should loaf around there Instead Of
looking for work.
Cotton is king, though low in
price. It is the leading export, beat
ing breadstufs, in the second place,
by about s62,O0O,OOO.
= One Of the severest penalties to
which criminals in Holland were in
ancient times condemned was to be
deprived Of the use of salt.
= The average number Of novels
issued 100 years ago in America and
Great Britain was sixteen a year.
Now the average is two or three day.
Miss Lucy Yendes says that the
art Of sleeping consists in making the
mind a perfect blank before retiring.
If that were infallible, a great many
persons would be asleep all the time,
- A check for s245, sos paid to the
London custom house for cargo of
1900 tons Of tea is said in London to
be the largest single payment for
duties ever made in the worlds his
tory.
= England has but ffty-eight pris
ons. Less than twenty years ago there
were one hundred and thirteen. Alb
solute uniformity prevails in them all
in regard to diet, discipline and
clothes.
"You see, my DEAR said Mr..
Younghusband to his wife, trium-
pbantly, at 8 a. m., the other morning,
''the moment I begin to sing to baby
she is quiet" eyes," said his wife ;
"she is easily frightened poor little
thing
= To keep horses in health there
is nothing like late and early feeding,
says an exchange. The long night
fast which is unnatural to the horse,
who is nocturnal feeder, is bad, and
the going Immediately into hard
draught on full stomach is worse.
-"If 7 were to die, would you
marry again ?" asked Mrs. Bickers to
her husband. 'My DEAR" replied
Mr.. Bickers, ian able philosopher
once said that no man should be called
hopeless fool until he has made a
fool of himself twice in the same
way" O
= About 1905, if you are alive and
can spare the cash, you can go around
the world, in 81! days, for $500. New
railway systems projected or near COM
pletion will accomplish that wonderful
feat of transportation. The universe
is becoming more and more neighborly.
The flying machine will do the rest
later on.-Augusta Chronicle.
A short time ago a gentleman
took his little son on a railroad excur-
sion. The little fellow was looking
out of the window, when the father
slipped the hat off the boys head.