The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1897-10-21
Taxable Talk.

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Our Ovn Day.
Taxable Talk.
TIE Quinine manufacturer seldom
complains of his bitter ot-Buffalo
Courier.
WHEN the goat tackled the can of
dynamite you ought to have seen the
butter dy.-Binghamton Leader.
POET "The manuscript of my
poems is illegible; must copy them"
what, again?"-Fliegende Blaetter.
THE idea that man in love has a
far-away look in his eyes probably
originated in crinoline times. -Wash-
ington Star.
LAWYERS get rich minding other
peoples business, but that's no ex-
cuse for ordinary observation-disclosures
vile Journal.
No WONDER people can't under
stand finance when it's alleged the
more gold goes abroad the closer it
gets.-Philadelphia Times.
THERE'S wan unjoost thing about
army pinsions," said Pat. Them
as lives gets it all and them as dies
gifts lift. "-Harper's Magazine.
The WESTERN VERSION Peter
Ibid you try tolive up to the golden
rule?" Chicago man-"Yep; l tried
to do others before they did me-
Puck.
A1GH - @Bingley's wife doesn't
prove to he all that he fancied she
was" Bee-"Very likely; he got her
at bargain counter. Boston Tran
script.
81 THINK the point we'll TAKEN"
said Nupoppe softly to himself as he
stepped of the inevitable midnight
tack without so much as a sim
BROwN-"Mrs. J. appears to be in
censed against her laundryman."
Jones-"Yes; you see he ironed her
skirt plain and ruffled her temper"
-Binghamton Leader.
WIFE-"I have just been to the
dentists and had tooth drawn"
Husband (heaving sigh)-@Lucky
tooth! 1t is now beyond the reach Of
your tongue. DE Sobremesa.
THERE must be a wonderful
amount of electricity in strawber-
ries" 'Nonsense, man; why?" 'You
try pricing box and see if you don't
feel shocked. Chicago Inter Ocean.
why, what's the matter with the
boy?" Il WIZ a SEEM how many ami
mails from my Noah's ark I could
hold in my mout', an I've been an
swallered a giraffe an zebra!"-
Life.
Il SHALL treat him in the most dis
tant Manner" she said, Indignantly.
"HOw will you do it," asked her
brother. "I'll never speak to him
except over the telephone!"-Wa
ington Star.
-"This style of hat will
make your husbands face look very
wide" Wife-"That's why 1 am get
ting it; his face always looks 50 aw-
fully long after Christmas. Chicago
Inter Ocean.
New HAVEN would have been
without bread for some days past,
owing to strike of her bakers, had
not men from other cities been OBJ
tanned to supply her kneads.-Phila-
delphia Ledger.
AT THE Observation-Disclosures
do you think of Strideabout's per-
Torrance? He tells me he COM
mitted his part in half day." Wicks
Don't you think he ought
to be committed himself?"
HE-"Jerusalem! What made you
offer prizes? They'll cost a fortune.
She-@Pshaw, we don't have to get
any; they were to be given to the
woman who didn't ask what's
trumps. Chicago Inter Ocean.
SoL1CTToUs FRIEND-@If you are
determined in your intention to go
upon the stage. hope it is at least |
with high aim" Mrs. De Veors-
Don't worry about that. lean kick |
three feet over my head and not half
try"
Miss FUZZIE-"1 want to break my |
with Mr.. Sappie, but 1
don't know how to do it without
driving the poor fellow to suicide"
Little Brother "Why don't you let
him see you in curl-papers?"-Good
News.
DOCTOR "Well, my fine little fel-
low, you have got quite we'll again!
was sure that the pills left for
you would cure you. How did you
take them, in water or in cake?"
''Oh, used them in my pop-gun."-
Tit-Bits.
TEACHER - What is the golden
text? Dick Hicks-Is the servant
greater than his master? Teacher
How is the question answered? Dick
Hicks - In our house it is never
raised. King s. Co 8
aPRAY," inquired one minister Of
another, seeing so many ladies at
tend your church, why do you in
address your congregation as