Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1897-06-17
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The next tame the month of May goes
out after temperature record we all
want ample notice. Chicago Post
Perhaps in the course of time that Tur-
co-Gracian armistice will just naturally
grow into real peace. Chicago Post.
Lieut.. Peary may never reach the north
pole, out he will prove that his ambition
is never checked by failure.-Baltimore
American.
Senators are now engaged in showing
how statistics may be made to work to
prove either side Of case.-Baltimore
American.
The Sultan now realizes that he is not
the whole thing, but he doubtless thinks
he is all of it except the Czar.-Chicago
Evening Post.
There is suspicion that Russia has
"cold deck" concealed somewhere. Every
time the Gar shows his hand he wins the
trick.-Chicago Tribune.
If Tillman can succeed in pitchforking
the sugar spectators of the Senate the
extra session will not have been in vain
st. Louis Post-Dispatch.
The Greek army appears to be gathering
again at the pass of Thermopylae. This 1
is probably the starting point for the rua
home.-Chicago Tribune.
Emperor William is uncertain and eg-
ratio about most things, but he may be E
relied upon for consistent hatred Of Eng Is
land.-Terre Haute Express.
Weyler says that he is ''about to Dacify
Cuba He is like the individuals spoken @
of by Pope who ''never are, but alwas~
to be best. New York Sun. q
Meanwhile the six great powers of En-
rope are still talking. In the matter of
procrastination and lung power they are
simply sublime. Chicago Post. 8
Utah opens fire upon Spain at long
range with her field piece. The boom of
her Cannon ought to waken the echoes
in her canyons.-Louisville Times.
If ''the original Mckinley man" was
boiled down so as to make fewer of him F
the President might be able to do some
thing for him.-Chicago Inter Ocean.
American heiresses need not feel so @
downclst There will be a lot of new ~
dukes and ears created during the Eng {
ish jubilee. Cleveland Plain Dealer. ~
The Greek campaign in the present war @
has so far consisted of so per cent politics
10 per cent of treachery and per cent Of @
fighting Commercial Tribune
In spite of anonymous skull-and-crosS
bones communications, it may be assumed
that Mr.. Reed is safe from any except @
oratorical bomba rdments.-Wash ingtolS
Star. 2
knowledge is power, and from the num- s
Der of college graduates now being turned 81
10 Ioo 1-nn
edge available just at present.-St. LousaN
Republic. a
The Cheyennes are reported ON the war
path This news no longer rouses roMg
mantle visions, for the modern Indian wal, ~
path leads not to glory, but the jail,
Atlanta Journal.
1t is to be hoped that Special Commis z
sioner John w. Foster will succeed Ing IN
arranging for protection of the seals be
fore the funeral of the last one occurs II
Washington Star.
When Cinc:nnatus forsook his plow sA
serve his country he didn't consult ths G
Latin professors. In the language of tn #
late Jerry Rusk, he seen his duty and n
done :t.-Baltinrore Herald.
If the reports from Madrid are correc W.
We'll w eylel VIII AaNC " SiNS VIZ 'NE#Ea
great business opportunities afforded ! ak
the Spanish comlnissary department p01
Cuba. Indianapolis News. res
The Greek ministers have plenty of REF ,sS:
sons to which to ascribe the defeat of az ~
national arms, but explanations of tissyts
sort never afford amy very substantial So n s.
isfacton.-Seattle Post-Intelligencer, IN
Experience with campaign proms ssfe
does not seem to make our citizens a iySext
wiser. They are going abroad and payilI<a,
English sharpers for jubi1ee process Elm
seats that do not exist.--Detroit FpPhs
Press. ton:
A Parnellite leader has been put out 4irs
the House of Commons because he refussortsa
to sit down when ordered to do so by S3ua
presiding officer. 1t is the old strug sseng
which England keeps up trying to ma k,ieA
Ireland sit down-New Orleans Pic at
une. Won
There is talk in Madrid of .sacrifc Il ~ y.
$500 ~ 49, &c ne 49, '' crb nans
US ~ Ne ~ p NE nh S,% Supe
oess las pocMe, e 'laai a n.la,oi1 be held
be abort ready to be acriiced.-Har' s.,
Times. sE 4 Z,
1t is said that by using kites the 81 stnfle
service will be able to issue weather spfefoII
dictions sixteen hours earlier than tary
This makes little difference; what ISL Chris
lyeewanted is a forecast which slaA Meth
e~aIsS' sixteen miles nearer the tra' action
Zines Herald. sby TIKI
held.
Notes of Current Events. bilt III
Sc 4 alien labor law passed the u
dian House Of Commons. 1t is alnf ApI
fac smile Of the American law. ssstARI a
Prentice Teller, the notorious eA 9:.< VI
robber and forger, escaped from the ~