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The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1897-10-13
AJUDGE ON INJUNCTIoNs.
Their Excessive Use by Courts Strongly
Condemned in Colorado.

Their Excessive Use by Courts Strongly
Condemned in Colorado
Denver, Col, Oct. 12.-Judge Wilson.
of the court of appeals, with Judges
Thompson and Bissell concurring, rem
dered an opinion to day in which he made
vigorous attack on government by in
Junction"
In the case of II. Schradskie against
the Appel Clothing Company, in which
the former was given perpetual injunc.
ton by the lower court restraining the
company from advertising certain stock
of goods as bankrupt goods, the court of
appeals reverses the decree and rnmands
the case to the trial court with instruc-
lions to dismiss and dissolve the bill.
I'VE cannot approve practice" said
Judge Wilson, "nor subscribe to doc
trine which permits the exercise by the
courts of the extraordinary power of in
junctive relief from every wrong or in
fringment upon the rights OF another
Such course of procedure if carried to
its.ultimate natural conclusion, would
tend TO subvert entirely the fundamental
principles upon which our system of laws
Is fOunded.n
The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1897-10-13
ROANOKE. VA. WEDNESDAY,. OCTOBER l8 1887.
SWEPT BY TORNADO,
FLOODED BY WATER.
Large Area Around New York
Damaged by the Elements.

New York, Oct. IA tornado which
swept this part OF the country this after
noon caused Il small flood with great
damage. Several people are reported
killed
The flood extended over IA large area of
country. The most serious damage was
at Reading, Pa, where the streets were
converted into streams. Many people
had to be rescued from their homes by
firemen.
AT Elizabethport. N. j., James Carr
was killed by q falling building and many
outhouses were destroyed
In this city the aagpole of the city hall
was blown down. 1t was 300 feet above
the ground. Several people were injured
by 1T and panic was created The yacht
White Dove was blown ashore on Liberty
Island
The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1897-10-13

st. Clair Bros. are BUSY filling orders
for the BEST LINERS in the city. They
sell ouly the best Imported and Domestic
groceries. They talk QUALITY and
SERVICE. No cheap or oif-grade gro
ceries allowc' space in their store.
Just received
Neufchatel Cheese.
Club House Cheese.
Edam Cheese.
Pineapple Cheese.
Imported Swiss Cheese.
Roquefort Cheese.
Tarbell Cheese
A few bushels of smoke house apples.
Order quick or they will be Sold -
c. f. BLOUNT, Manager
Phone Ill Ill Jefferson street.
The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1897-10-13
SUICIDE IN MONTGOMERY.

East Radford, Va, Oct. IL. Especial
Mrs. n II. Price. who resided near rice
Forks, Montgomery county, committed
snicide about 10 O'Clock Monday morn
ing by shooting herself over the left eye
with 32-calibre revolver. Death was in
stantnneous. Mis-. Price had been adj
dicted to the morphine habit for loug
time, and failing to get the drug at the
TINA she wanted it she took her life.
The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1897-10-13
NEW YORK DAY.

Nashville, Tenn, Oct. 12.-New York
day was celebrated with appropriate Ax :
ercises in the auditorium Mt the Tennes-
see centennial exposition grounds this
morning. The weather was good and
the attendance large. Lieut.. Gov Wood
ruff, of New York, was the chief speaker.
The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1897-10-13
CLOSED ITS DOORS.

Ash eviile, n. c., Oct. 12.-The West
ern Carolina Bank failed to open its doors
this morning. The following notice was
posted This bank closed for liquida-
ton" There WAS Il large number of de-
positors and great was the excitement
among them to-day.
The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1897-10-13
wADDILI IN WASHINGTON.
There to Write an Address to Virginia
Republicans

hepuDllchnS.
Washington, Oct. 49, Judge Edmund
X. Waddill, Jr., the noted Virginia Re-
publican, is at the Ebbitt. Judge Wad
dill Is here to consult with other Old Do
minion Republicans on ssmatters of gen.
eral party interest, but his principal mis-
sion is to prepare an address to the Re
publican voters In answer TO the address
lately given out by the Lamb wing of the
party, which nominated Hon. Pat Nc
Caull ut Lvncbburg. Judge Waddill, in
common wit Mcssrs Brady, Agnew, Al
len and others, is opposed TO the nomina-
ton of State ticket this year and in the
forthcoming address will make plain the
policy of the dominant wing of the
party.
The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1897-10-13
ANARCHISTS
CAUSE A RIOT
Three Persons Killed and Proba-
bly, Fifty Injured.

A MONSTER DEMONSTRATION IN
THE HOLY ClTY-THE DISTURB.
ANCE ORIGINATED WITH A PRO
CEssloN OF $4,000 MERCHANTS
WHO PARADED IN PROTEST OF
EXCESSIVE TAXATION TROOPS
CALLED OUT-A FIGHT ENSUES.
The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1897-10-13
A RIOT OVER CRAPS.

st. Louis, Oct. 12.-Twenty colored
prisoners created n riot in the county jail
this afternoon over game of craps. Sew
eral were badly injured and all of them
were confined to dungeons.
The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1897-10-13
MIR. PLATT PROTESTS.

New York, Oct. 12.--With the election
only three weeks removed it looks rs if
the mixes and snarls in all the tickets
will not be Strengthened out before the
election day. The latest move OF the
Plat machine to-day was to protest
againstthe legality of the Citizens Union
nominees.
The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1897-10-13
TAMMANY
FACES DEFEAT
Only Hope is to Alternate the
Supporters of George.

DISTRICT LEADERS REPORTS ARE
NOT ENcoURAGING-oNLY ONE
DEMOCRATIC GOVERNOR HAS
ANSWERED sHEEHAN IN FAVOR
or VAN wYCK-AN APPEAL, To
GOLD DEMOCRATS FOR FUNDS
MEETS WITH A CHILLY REcEp-
TIoN.
The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1897-10-13
THE LAMBKINS
ARE ELATED
Representative Walker Declares
For Their Ticket.

AGNEW'S FOLLOWERS ARE DIS.
GUST ED-RUNNING OF A STATE
TICKET, THEY FEAR, MAY I'M
PAIR THE CHANCES OF ELECT
ING MEMBERS TO THE GENERAL
Y-SENATOR DANIEL
REFUSES TO ENTER A JOINT
DEBATE
The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1897-10-13
KLONDIKE GOLD.

Seattle, Wash, Oct. l3.-.The steamer
City of Topeka arrived here today bav-
ing on board eighty-five miners from
Cooks Inlet and $3.50, coo in gold dust.
The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1897-10-13
SPECIAL BARGAINS!

'0G No. Crescent, in good condition,
will sell for $lS cash; Secondhand
Rambler" with new $40 tires just put
on, will sell at $50; '97 model Eagle at
$50; Second Hand Columbia ut $12;
Secondhand Cleveland at $25; also,
those new Clevelands, which we are sell
ing at 1915 cash, or $40 on installments
$40 cash and IS per month.
The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1897-10-13

Richmond, Va, Oct. 12.-The Lamb
Republicans opened hedadquarters on
Bank street to-day and will wage IAN act
i've campaign Chairman Wickham and
his supporters will try and arouse the
party and bring out n full vote for Nc.
Call, Roller and Lyons, and will also
give aid, to all che antiDemocratic candi-
dates for the legislature whether put up
by the Agnew committee CIR not.
Colonel Wickham is greatly ented over
n letter just received from GEN james A.
Walker, member of Congress from the
Ninth district. There has been some
doubt about Gen. Walkers position with
respect to the rival factions since the
State committee in its meeting at Lynch
burg deposed Col Lamb from the chair
manship. General Walker opposed the
action of the committee, but bowed grace!
fully and said that he would not become
a candidate for governor. He is, how
ever. with The Lamb Wickh&m element
In his letter to Col. Wickha the Cou-
gresham says:
Wytheville, Va, October s.
To w. f. Wickham, Esq:
My Dear Sir-Yours of the 18th instant
just to hand. will vote and work for
the Republican candidates. and so far as
can hear, all the Republicans in this
section will do the same.
Very truly ours,
JAMES a. WALKER.
The Agnew followers do not ATTEMPT
to conceal their disgust at the nomina.
ton of the McCaull ticket, which, they
declare. will at best poll very small
vote. These leaders who have been de-
voting THEFT attention entirely to the
flgh6 fer members Of the Legislature are
.Ic MN Il
concerns grows out Of the fear that the
running of the State ticket may seriously
affect the canvass for the members of the
general assembly.
One of the Agnew leaders said TO night
that their plars in this respect had been
greatly upset. They had expected to Sc
cure the election this fall of sufIicienJ
number Of lawmakers committed to a re-
vision OF the election laws to insure the
repeal of the Walton law, and the enact
ment of a more satisfactory one hut they
confess that there is little hope Of ac-
complishing this.
INDORSED A DEMOCRAT.
fredericksburg, Va, Oct. 1e.-At
Bowling Green to-day S. e. Pitts declin-
ed the Republican nomination Tor the
Legislature from Caroline county, ten
dered him several days ago. The Repub
licans then endorsed the candidacy of DR..
w. ID. Qnesenherry, who was to-day nom
mated by the Democrats of that county
for the legislature. DR. Quesenberry has
taken decided stand Tor pure election
laws, and it is thought that he..wll have
no opposition in the general election.
AT Louisa court to-day Col...P. II. Nc
Caull, Republican candidate for gov
ernor, challenged Senator John w. Daniel
for joint debate. Col Daniel refused
and each spoke to separate audiences.
Col. McCaull arrived here tonight from
Louisa and challenged Major Tyler for
Joint debate, but the proposition was de.
clined.
Suffolk, Va, Oct. 12.-The Lamb fac
tion of the Republican party met here to-
day and named George L. Barton, general
manager of the Suffolk and Caroline rail
way, for the house of delegates. The
Aenew- Bowden faction held an opposi-
tion convention at the same time, but
failed to make nominations
The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1897-10-13
NO TROUBLE FEARED.

Washington, Oct 12.-At the Cabinet
meeting this afternoon It was decided
that the enterprise OF the New York
journal in rescuing Miss Cisnercs will
cause no international Implications. !.
The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1897-10-13
ONLY a NEW LEFT

ONLY A NEW LEFT
e Of those Special $40 Cleve-
A{QA. lands. BETTER buy one and
get in the push. %37. so
s.; s.; s: !! :: Il !: !: s, !; g
ROANOKE CYCLE Co,
=. 108 Salem avenue 8. w.
The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1897-10-13
THE CHICKERING PIANO IN VIR.
GINA
From New York Music Trades

The Hot bic Piano Co., of Roanoke,
Va, will hereafter represent Ch.ckering
" Sons in that part of the country. This
company is one Of tile most progressive
aud substantial music houses in Vir.
ginia, and it il safe 70 predict that with
the Chickerng as its leader it will gain
additional strength and win new tri.
umphs.
The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1897-10-13

OLD FAPERS for sale at The Times
office. Good for putting under carpets.
The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1897-10-13

New Citron, Currants and Seedless
Raisins for fruit cake, at CATOGNliS.
The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1897-10-13

Fresh supply Velvet.Candy In packages
loo, 15c and 25c boyes, at CATOUNl'S.
The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1897-10-13

THE wEATHEk
Forecast for Virginia: Probably fsi,s
slightly cooler; northeasterIy winds
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1897-08-17
Grim Shrewdness.

Sir Wemyss Reid tells a story redolent
of grim shrewdness characteristic of
canny Novocastrians: There was a
worthy, long since forgotten, in my
time, who was a prototype of Rogue
Riderhood, in Our Mutual Friend He
was known as Cuckoo Jack, and he lived
upon the Tyne in a well-patched old
boat, picking up any trife that came
his way, from a derelict to a corpse.
One day an elderly and most estimable
Quaker of Newcastle, in stepping from
a river steamboat to the quay, slipped
and fell into the stream. Cuckoo Jack
was at hand with his boat and quickly
rescued the luckless Friend and landed
him, dripping, on the quay. The good
man drew half a crown from his pocket
and solemnly handed it to his pre-
server. Jack eyed the coin for a mo-
ment with lack-luster gaze, spat upon
it solemnly for luck and, having
placed it safely in. his pocket, said, in
matter-of-fact tone, to the soaked
Quaker: Man, ah'd hev gotten five
shillin' for talin' We to the dead
hoose.' London Telegraph.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1897-08-17

sity for hurrying back to Allacoochee
that night. The small hotel was clean;
the supper had been of the kind which
prophesies a wholesome breakfast;
and he was weary enough to call it a
days work and go to bed. None the
less, when he realized that his last
chance for reaching Allacoochee had
faded into a distant roar and two red
eyes staring back at him down the
long stretch of straight track
north of Glenco, he was inn
mediately possessed with an i'm
Fortunate devil of impatience AS a
matter of fact, since there was an early
train in the morning, it could make lit
tie difference whether he slept at Glen
co or at his room at the Johannisberg;
but it was a part of his plan that he
should reach Allacoochee at once, and
go he must, if he had to walk So
much he said to the hotelkeeper, who
was at loss to understand the impa-
thence of his guest. A man might
walk, he said; it was only ten miles.
And then, again, a man might ride, if so
be he were willing to pay for a horse.
Philip caught at the alternative and Of
fered to pay literally. The horse was
found, and after many minute direc-
tions about the road, which were quail
fed, repeated and amended until they
were hopelesssly obscure, Thorndyke
rode away in the darkness.
ITo BE Continued
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1897-08-17
An Unhealthy Place.

'Silas," said Mrs. Acres, laying aside
daily paper which their son Caleb had
sent them from the city, ''Silas, do We
hear me? wish that boy of our'n were
safe to hum"
why, Sarah? Amt gettin' foolish
about him, air yep
mot 'xactly; but, you know, Silas,
Caleb never were strong, an the city
amt no place for him. Law, here I've
been reading in this paper that SO peO-
pie died in New York Yesterday! We
amt had a death down here since old
man Cubber died of the rheumatism.
They're dropping off i'll New York
mighty fast, and feel Caleb'H be took,
Sure."-N. Y. Truth
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1897-08-17
LIFE MYSTERY.

There are songs enough of the home life,
eff parents and children sweet,
! sing of the many who stand alone,
And whose lives are incomplete,
Who In some way have missed the choicest
OF blessings they most would prize,
And look upon happiness only
Through other more fortunate eyes;
Who bravely carry the burden
OF a heavy daily cross,
Whose tranquil, smiling faces
Give no hint of pain or loss;
Yet whose hearts are filled with yearning,
Beyond their strength to deny,
For jshe things that are sweetest and dear
est
Which alone can satisfy
Oh sad are the ones who possessed them.
And have watched them fade from sight,
With the lingering look from loving eyes
That had filled their lives with light;
But sadder are those who, softly,
In their Utmost souls must say:
mot your to one another,
They meet in their narrow way;
Yet who feel that the sun is shining
Fen now on the thoughtful brow
OF the man or woman in all the world
Before whom their hearts would bow;
Who in turn are wistfully waiting,
With eager outstretched hands,
To welcome the long-delayed one
Who would answer their souls demands
oh, for those who miss each other
Through all life's long sad years,
Unloved, uncared for, and lonely,
My eyes o'erflow with tears.
But think the loving Father
Will some time make it clear,
And Heavens sweetest joys be given
To those who missed them here
Minnie May Curtis, in Chicago Inter
Ocean.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1897-08-17
ENGLISH MERCHANT SERVICE.
Nelson and the Famous Cook-Fine Sea-
men and Heroes.

men and Heroes.
HOratiO Nelson was sent on a voyage
in small ship to the West Indies. She
was probably scow. She was COM
manded by Mr.. John Rathbone, who
had served as masters mate under Capt.
Sucking. Nelson was absent on this
voyage about year. 1 confess, as one
who has served under the red flag, that
I love to think, and am honored by
thinking, of Nelson as a merchantmen.
The famous Cook was also merchant
man. Indeed, some of the finest seamen
and greatest heroes of naval story have
come out of our mercantile marine.
But it is scarcely necessary to say
this, seeing that the merchant service
very greatly antedated the establish
ment of the royal navy. Even in Eliza
lcins, Frobisher, Drake and the many
other stars of that splendid galaxy of
sea-chieftains as queens men in the
sense that a royal naval officer is now
a queens man. They were buccaneers;
the merchants found them ships; the
Cirque ports and the long-shorc
yielded them crews who were composed
Of merchant sailors. The navy grew out
of the mercantile marine. and glorious
as is the white flag, not less honorable is
the red, whether for it's memories of
heroic combat or for it's faithful dis
charge of the duties of that peace whose
victories are not less renowned than
war's.-English Illustrated Magazine.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1897-08-17
business Sagacity.

Some years ago Lord Salisbury had
occasion to enter into BARRIERS shop
in a suburb of Portsmouth The ton
serial artist recognized his customer
for when his lordship passed the shoT
some two or three days after the event
he was surprised to find a placard in
the window bearing the following no
tice: Hair cut, three pence. With the
same scissors as cut Lord Salisbury's
hair, six pence."-N. Y. Sun.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1897-08-17
Entitled TO Discount.

Mr.. Cash-Don't you think I'm pay
ing you too much for giving my daugh-
ter piano lessons? Prof. Crochet will
do it for half the money.
Mr.. Knoteworthy-O well, he can
afford to.
"Why, is he so very well tixed?'
81 wasn't thinking about his money
affairs. He is stone deaf" - Boston
Transcript.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1897-08-17
All the Convenience.

Tourist Tin coal mine, after passing
around cigars)-Everything seems to
be wet and damp. Where can strike
match?
Miner-Roight here, sir. Dinnis lift
tn rubber cloth often tn powder keg!-
n. Y. Weekly.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1897-08-17
The AD-Pervading Wheel.

'The bicycle has almost run the horse
out Of business, and now it has begun on
the cow"
"How's that?"
"Why, wasn't that rubber-tire beef
steak we had for breakfast ?"-Chicago
Record.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1897-08-17

Cos Stick-I don't see you out riding
lately, old chap. You don't mean tc
say you have got tired of your wheel?
Henry Peck-No. not at all; but you
see my wife has taken my tires for the
baby to cut his teeth on.-Boston Trans.
cript.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1897-08-17
Frfendshfp and Love.

Clara (who owes her grudge)-Yes,
there isn't any doubt in my mind that
George Fowler is blindly in love with
you.
Winnie (blushing)-Why?
Clara-He told me yesterday that he
didn't think you looked bit over 3d.
Tit-Bits.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1897-08-17
Irrational Conduct.

walsh nearly loses his mind when
his wife goes away"
''How does he act?"
::Why, yesterday, before she was a
mile out of town, he went and bought
himself a new straw hat, red necktie
and pair of yellow shoes"
Record.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1897-08-17
Girls Are ArtfuI.

James-Do you always write letter
in such large script as you are using
now? could not help noticingit-
Henry-No; but this is to girl. You
know they always size a fellows re-
gard for them by the number of pages
he fills.-Cincinnati Enquirer.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1897-08-17
before the BarEnin Sale.

New Salesman understand that no
purchaser is tc have more than ten
yards. But suppose lady comes back
after one purchase shall refuse to sell
her any more?
Floor Walker-If you're tired of your
poSitiOn.-Puck
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1897-08-17
The Department Store.

Lady Shopper Tin mammoth depart
ment store, to lace counter saleslady)
shall find the ribbon depart
ment, please?
Saleslady (apologetically)-T don't
know where it is, ma'am. You will have
to ask one of the floor PEDESTRIANS
Puck
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1897-08-17
PIeasanter Inside.

Don't you love. Miss Everybody, to
sit in the house on a stormy night and
hear the dreamy pattering of the rain
on the roof?" lisped Mr.. Mush.
Eyes, indeed do. 1t is so much pleas
anter than to sit outside in 1T.
Twinkles.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1897-08-17
Fortunate Girl.

Jinks-That was narrow escape that
Miss Highfown had, wasn't it?
Binks-What was that?
Jinks-Why, when she got married
there was no one present to give her
aMav.=ToWn Topics.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1897-08-17

Those people next door lead sort
of hand-to-mouth existence, don't
they?" said the president of the Help
ing Hand to the Worthy Poor Sewing
and Mission society.
NO." responded the good dame adj
dressed. They're awful poor, but l
guess they know enough to handle forks
properly. "-Detroit News.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1897-08-17
Differentiation.

Men and women are not alike liz
their commercial methods"
mo; women always want to mix
friendship with business. and men al
ways want to mix business with friend
ship."-N. Y. Truth.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1897-08-17
Lots of Them.

He-What has become of that pretty
Miss Barclay who was visiting you last
summer?
She-She's joined the great majority.
He-You don't mean to say she is
dead.
She-Oh, no! She married a man
named Smith.-Up-to-Date
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1897-08-17
How Gambling Pays.

Gummey-I won SIS in u poker game
last night.
Glanders-What did it cost you?
Gummey-Let's see. Drinks, $40, and
$40 for a new dress for my wife, after
she found it out.-Louisvillc Courier
Journal.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1897-08-17
The Silent Partner.

''There's Perkins-you know Perkinsf
entered into an agreement with his
wife soon after their marriage, 20 years
ago, that whenever either lost temper
or stormed the other was to keep si-
lence.''
"And the scheme worked?"
Admirably. Perkins has kept si-
lence for IL years."-N. Y. Truth.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1897-08-17
Social Cruelties.

why do you have plush chair on
your piazza in such hot weather, Miss
Julia?"
1--WE have to have it. We always offer
it to men whom we don't care to have
stay all evening.-Chicago Record.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1897-08-17
The Place for Her.

Miss Uptodate (disconsolately)-I
don't seem to make a success of any
thing.
Mr.. Enthusiastically don't you get
a job at a soda fountain? The more of
fzzle you make, the better.-Town
Topics
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1897-08-17
Somewhat Pulling.

'Invalids are difficult to deal with"
''In what way?"
IF you ask them how they are they
get mad. and il you don't ask them how
they are they get mad."-Chicago Rec
brd.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1897-08-17
The Growing Snare.

Defend me-" is my daily prayer,
From pitfall and from whirl,
And keep me from that browning snare
They call the summer girl!''
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1897-08-17
A Perfect Likeness.

She-What do you think of my por-
trait?
He-Sincerely, it is not beautiful
but the likeness is !"-Tit-Bits
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1897-08-17
Ready to Begin.

$50 your son has completed his edy-
cation?"
Great Scott! No! Why, he's just
out of college."-Chicago Journal.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1897-08-17

Business Man Ito clerk whom he has
caught kissing his typewriter)-Do I
pay you to kiss my typewriter, sir?
Clerk-You don't have to-I'm will
ing to do it for nothing.-N. Y. Journal.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1897-08-17
Quite as Important,

By the ring round Mable's finger
You may know he is her choice;
But different opinions
In the ring of rapa's Voice.