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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-08-14
He Would Do.

A Honeymoon misunderstanding road
is very steep. Can't get donkey to take
me upp
He-Lean on me, darling.-Tit-Bits
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-08-14

Do you like colored servantsY
1t depends on the color. Idon't care for
green ones.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-08-14

A Matter of Taste.

Turn about is fair play, said Wheeling
ton as he addressed his wrecked bicycle.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-08-14
g. A. R.-BufalO and keturn-LOw
Rates Omen to All via the Wabash.

Gs A. Rs-BuHalO ana keturn-LOW,
Rates Open to All via the Wabash.
The only route that can ticket you via
Kansas City, Omaha, ST. Louis, Chicago,
Detroit and Niagara Falls to Buffalo and
return, over its own line and It's own
track. The only line that can give you
free reclining chair cars, Kansas City to
Buffalo. Etopover at Niagara for ten
days, going or returning, can only be se-
cured yi;s'he Wabash railroad. Special
trains ~ ugh without change from Kan
sss City to Buffalo. Grand Army men
write to me for time tables and other in
formation. Make up party aud see the
Inducements offered by the Wabash rail
road.
@. H. HAMpsoN,
Commercial agent, 10S5 17th Street,
Denver, Colo
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-08-14
HOBBS
Sparagus Kidney Pills.

HOBBS REMEDY CO., PRopRrRToRs. CHIcAaN
DR.. Hobbs Pills For Sale in SANTA FEE, NEW
MEX, at IRELAND'S PHARMACY c. IRsS,
LAND, PROP.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-08-14

The General-That's a funny sort of
horse you've got there, Cuthbert.
Cuthbert--Yes, grandpa. You see he's
been "eating his head off, all the winterl
Punch,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-08-14
What Bill Go,

What Bill Got.
Brother Bill doubted the Bible,
For doubt was Billy's failin.
Bill said Jonah want reli'ble,
And pa gave Bill whalin.
-TXinkles.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-08-14
CURED

1 have suffered seven or eight years
with chronic kidney trouble, and the
greater portion of the time have been af-
flicted with rheum atism also, in fact until
got box of DR.. Hobbs Sparagus Kid
ney Pills from the drug store of Theo. Il.
Bodine couple of weeks ago, had not
been free from pain in many years. lam
now glad to say my rheumatism has left
me, and my old kidney trouble seems to
have vanished, and all owing to your
wonderful pills. William H. Moore,
Cherry and Orchard Sts., Danbury, Conn.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-08-14
RHEUMATISM

Gout, Diabetes and Bright's Disease
are caused by Uric Acid and other i'm
purities in the blood, which have not
been filtered out by the Kidneys
through the urine.
These diseases can be
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1897-03-18

Northern Pacific earnings in this
state last year were 81, $50, 091, q de-
crease of 1885,, 357. 81. Taxes were
&121, 214 50, decrease Of $39. 27805.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1897-03-18
OUTLINE A PLAN.
Admirals Present a Programme to
the Powers.

Admirals Present a Programme to
the Powers.
Paris, March 10. - The following
semi-of1icial announcement was made
Friday afternoon:
The powers, while united in principle.
have not yet been able to reach solu-
ton of the Cretan question. Proposals
and objections are being exchanged
hourly.
The programme drawn up by the ad-
mirals in Cretan waters is as follows:
II. A blockade Of the island of Crete.
y. A blockade of the Piraeus and some
OF the other Greek ports.
g. The seizure by a detachment of the
feet of the telegraph Offices at Syra
"a. Any Greek war ships encountered are
to be taken to the island of Milo and kept
there.
IS. Any Greek war ships firing on any
foreign war ships are to be sunk and the act
to be considered casus belli.
&c. Any Greek torpedo boat nearing for
e1gn war ship is to be fired at.
'7 AS the blockade of Greece will re-
quire all the crews of the foreign war ships,
each power is to send to Crete battalion
OF infantry not less than 900 men in num-
ber.'
Each of the foreign admirals tele-
graphed a copy of these proposals to his
government.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1897-03-18
MILLIONS LOST.
Damage In the Flooded Districts Es.a
ffma tod NJ sR6s 600 600

Damage In the Flooded Districts Es-
ttmated at $4,000, 900.
louisville, KY, March 13.-The Bal
timore & Ohio Southwestern railway has
1000 men at work repairing its track.
1t has resumed through train service
between Louisville and Cincinnati and
st. Louis. The Monon has fully re-
stored its service and the Pennsy lvania
is also making schedule time. During
the food all these roads used the track
OF the Big -Four in and out of Louis
vile. The damage to the railroads done
oy the floods is estimated at So, 100000
and the damage to the county and to in
dividuals in the flooded district is es-
mated to be 100000 more.
Fincennes, Ind, March 13-It is now
certain that five lives were lost in the
Evansville & Terre Haute railroad dis
aster at White river, near Decker.
They were: Conductor Sears, Fireman
coleman, William q. LANCE, Fort
Wayne; Herbert Allen, Evansville, and
DR.. William Efling, of No. GAPS South
Halsted street, Chicago. The crevesse
is now $50 feet wide, and is growing big
ger every hour. A force of men are
at work. but the roadbed is being
steadily swept away.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1897-03-18
Preparing for High Tariff.

New York, March 13.-The rush of
merchants to the custom house in this
city to withdraw goods in bond because
of the expected increase of duties under
new tariff law was continued Friday.
It was estimated that the days with
drawals would reach $5GO,000 Some OF
the merchants are fearful that tariff
bill will be passed with retroactive
clause or one making its provisions date,
from its introduction instead of some
time after its passage. The total
amount of duties due on goods in bond
ed warehouses here is close to $50, 00o,-
600.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1897-03-18
An Important Decision.

Judge Moer decided an important
test case at Duluth, in which is in
volved the question whether state min
eral leases include timber rights on
land, outside of what timber is neces-
sary for mining. The Republic Iron
company, owner of the state mineral
lease of the school lands in 6s.1s, sued
the Moore & Kerr Lum Der company,
which purchased the timber on the
same lands from the state, to recover
for timber already cut and to enjoin
the lumber company from cutting any
more. The state interviewed to protect
its right to sell timber on leased lands.
and considerable interest was taken in
the contest as it involves vast amount
of holdings in the county. Judge Moer
upheld the states claims and decided
that the state mineral leases do not
include timber. - '
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1897-03-18
Minnesota Town Elections.

st. Paul, Mimi, March 1o.-Fifty Min
nesota towns and villages held cleo
tons Tuesday. At North St. Paul John
Owens (dem.) was elected mayor by a
majority of two votes. Elsewhere the
democrats carried a rather larger num-
Der of towns than usual. The fight on
the license question was uppermost.
The pro-liquor men carried IS towns,
five more than at the last election. The
vote was the smallest in many years,
owing to the new constitutional amend
ment, which requires that every voter
must be a. full citizen. Hitherto it has
been the practice to take out first
papers and perhaps never take out the
others. In many cases this year promi
nent citizens were neither able to run
for Office nor vote.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1897-03-18
A Hundred Persons Drowned.

Vancouver, 3. c., March 11.-Late
Japanese advices say that a terrible ac-
cident happened on Saturday, January
rs, to boat crossing the Haitang
straits from Haikao. She had 108 pas
sengers on board, and when not far
from the Haitang shore sunk from be-
ing overloaded. One hundred and four
persons were drowned, among whom
were three children, son and two
daughters of the chief pastor of the
American Methodist church in Hal
tang.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1897-03-18
The negro Wins.

Galveston, Tex, March 13.-The
court of appeals has affirmed the deci-
sion of the lower court in the case of the
Pullman Palace Car company VS.. Rev.
Thomas W. Cain, negro, who bought
frst-class ticket from St. Louis to Gal
weston, but was forced to ride in the
negro" car. The opinion of the court
was that where ticket is sold for GER
tain coach, like Pullman, negro is
entitled to ride in that kind of car, or the
company is liable to pay damages.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1897-03-18
Miners Strike Ended.

Leadville, Co.., March 10.-At a meet
ing of the Miners union, held Tuesday
night, it was decided by vote of ap-
proximately 900 to 200 to declare the
strike off. This is the direct result of
a recentvigorous effort on the part of
E. V. Debs and Mine Manager Tingley
S. Wood. The strike was declared June
10, 1896, and has lasted over eight
D1onths. 1t has cost the camp fully
$1,000. 900. .sA
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1897-03-18
Ex-Senator Dolph Dead.

Portland, Ore, March 11.-Ex-United
States Senator Joseph N. Dolph died at
II o'clock Wednesday morning. The
cause of death was shock, following
the amputation of the left leg, which
operation was performed Monday aft
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1897-03-18
A Place forsEvans.

Washington, March IL. = Fl. Clay
Evans, of Tennessee, has been rendered
the office of commissioner of pensions,
which is one of the most important in
the departmental service at Washing
ton outside of the cabinet offices.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1897-03-18

Gold Standard for Japan.
d Yokohama, March 13.-The house Of
representatives has passed the bill es-
tablishing gold standard in Japan.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1897-03-18
A Murderous Attack.

]. Kirkpatrick, station agent at
Floodwood, St. Louis county. small
station on the Duluth, Superior and
Western railroad was dangerously and
probably fatally stabbed by lumber
jack named Hall. Kirkpatrick had a
dispute with the man over some trihe
and thought the matter was at an end
when Hall left the depot. He was not
out long before he returned and started
to talk the matter over in q conciliatory
manner. On arising to leave the Office
he proffered his hand to Mr.. Kirkpat-
rick to bind the matter, and at the
same time drew knife and stabbed
the agent several times in the breast.
Hall was arrested at once.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1897-11-04
MARRIAGE NOT IN HER MIND.
\ Mistake Made by a studious Girl
Caused Much Laughter.

An informal afternoon banquet was
recently arranged by the graduating
class of local institution of learning.
The girls, of whom there were a num-
Der, formed as usual a vision of lowell.
ness, while the young men, as some
times happens, were permitted to call
attention to it. Amid the merry click
of glasses, and while strong lemonade
and root beer flowed like water, story
after story was told, retold and laughed
at. The best practical jokes of the year
were rehearsed. The merriment Of the
whole crowd was directed by one I'M
happy allusion after another on every
one in turn. The man who had re-
ceived the highest average and was to
deliver the valedictory persisted in talk.
ing seriously, but was choked off early
in the proceedings. Nobody wanted to
listen to how he won the prize or how
near he came to losing il. The school
year was over, and they were all think
ing of something else. Occasionally
there would be a lull in the hilarity to
allow the regular programme to find its
First a tall girl got up to read poem
which, she had composed for the oc
casion. She compared the class to q
tree. The young women were the buds
and the boys the limbs. She was fol
lowed by an equally short young man
who had written class history. He
prefaced this by lengthy essay, en-
titled: ''What Makes History?" t.
which mischievous girl added in an
undertone, 80 tiresome."
Next one of the professors got up to
explain the function of criticism. To
| give practical illustration of his re-
marks he applied them to the viands
These he criticised thoroughly, but as
he had been on the committee of ar.
engagements he found them all excel.
| lent.
AS the afternoon wore away, how,
ever, every one became more thought
full. They began to discuss their plan:
for the futrue. The young men didn't
seem to have any plans, so they sat and
listened. One of the fair graduates was
going abroad, another to study art
Another felt she was destined for &
musical career, fourth wanted to,en,
gage in church work. Finally they came
to a rather studious girl, who was per
haps the senior of the class. 1t was the
impression that she was going to con
tinme- her. studies as a post graduate
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1897-11-04
Personal Mention.

w. N. Griffith, of Waco, is at the st
James
w. P. Gerfers, of shavano, is at the
Mahncke.
Otto wadenpohl of Bulverde, is al
the Mahncke.
F. S. Enderle, of Eagle Pass, is at
the st. James.
Fair, warmer tonight with showers.
Cooler Friday.
b. L. Hutchinson, of Kansas City, is
at the Menger
DR.. j. b. Breeding has returned from
his Mexican visit.
Mr.. Fritz Guenther is convalescing
from recent illness.
DR.. Charles A Wilson has returned
from his Nueces hunting trip.
Winchester Kelso and A. Upper, of
Eagle Pass, are at the Mahncke.
Misses Leah Moody and Luda Moi
fett returned to Stockdale today.
Mrs. II. L. Kokernot and Miss Van
ham, of Gonzales are in the city.
G. r. Scott, a we'll known attorney
of Corpus Christi, is at the ST. James.
A. W. Childress, H. L. Monroe and
A. p Cary, of Dallas, are at the Men
ger
G. P. Lane is in the city from st.
Louis, and is quartered at the Men
ger.
j. j. knight, a prominent member
of the Dallas post, T. p. A, is at the
Menger.
Mr.. Bryan Houston went down to
Stockdale yesterday, returning in the
afternoon.
Grand Master Workman VIM. A.
Hansell, A. o. U. W., or Corpus Chris
ii left today for his home.
P. J. Lucas and wife, nee Miss Beh-
rens, returned last evening from their
bridal trip to Peoria, Ill.
A. A. Brown and Miss A. Dalzell, of
Brownsville. are in the city and are
quartered at the Maverick.
Mr.. VIM. Hansen and Mr.. ]. H. Nc
Intyre, of Stockdale, were among the
Gulf Shores passengers yesterday.
Mrs. c. B. Woods, of Monterey Mex,
arrived in the city this morning on
her return from a trip to st. Louis,
and is stopping at the st. James.
Superintendent R. S. Wakefield, Of
the Edison street car line, has return
ed from Niagara Falls, New York City
and other northern points. At Mag
ara Falls he attended the annual con-
vention of the American Street Rail-
way association. He was away about
six weeks.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1897-11-04
LOC1| Dg||| F|aS||eS

The person who found glove in tn
vicinity of the post office or the Gull
Shore depot will confer a favor by re-
turning it to the Light office.
-Tufted Chiffon s1.25 a yard. l.
WOLFSON. 11-4-tf
A four-year-old son of DR.. Andrew
O'Malley was severely cut on the head
yesterday by a fall at his home on
West Commerce street.
-Tufted Chiffon $1.25 a yard. l..
WOLFSON. 11-4tf
Al Flores is quite skilled in the art
of papier-mache and has just complet-
ed a bust of Virginius, which will be
used as a property piece for the Grand
opera house stage.
-Tufted Chiffon $1.25 yard. L.
WOLFSON. 11-4-tf
The Young Peoples Society of the
Cumberland Presbyterian church will
have an echo meeting at Y. NJ. c.
A. hall next Sunday night.
Mems Bicycle Shoes SIPS. L.
WOLFSON. 11-4-tf
Mrs Mary Hellmann, aged q years
died of appendicitis at 222 Brooks
street yesterday afternoon and the fu-
neral took place from st. Patrick's
church this afternoon.
Mems Bicycle Shoes SIPS. L.
WOLFSON. 11-4tf
The Lutheran church fair begins in
Mission garden tonight.
Mems Bicycle Shoes $1.25. L.
WOLFSON. 11-4-tf
Mr.. Charles A. Kemper and bride,
nee Miss Cora Bell Atkinson, who were
united yesterday at Gonzales by Rev.
w. r. Richardson, of st. Marks
church, have returned to this city.
-Corsets fitted. Miss Sexton is with
us and will be glad to fit you.LWOLF-
SON. HsEge {. 11-4-tf
"A coal wagon broke down at the
corner of Austin street and Grand ave-
nue. yesterday afternoon. The street
at that corner is in avery bad condi-
ton and is in urgent need Of imme-
"A we'll fitting corset is delight to
the wearer. Every lady should have
hers fitted at our corset department.
L. WOLFSON. I1-4-tf
Samuel Fisher and Martha Kock
were united in marriage by Justice
Jones yesterday.
"A lady cannot be comfortable if her
corset does not fit her. We fit every
one sold at our store. L. WOLFSON.
George FenneH was arrested this
morning on a capias for bond forfeit
ure in a case for assault and battery
appealed from the Justice court.
GRAND BALL at Burke's hall on
Austin street, Saturday, November 6.
Admission soc, ladies free. Tickets
can be had at Ed. Green's News Stand
or at hall. Committee, H. B. Burke,
]. A. Murphy and Tom Connors. Att
Juan Garcia was tried in Justice
Jones court yesterday on a charge of
assault and battery upon Miguel Dena
and the case was dismissed.
Only straight goods sold at BULL
BROTHERS Saloon. 11-4-tf
Henry Layers office is now locat-
ed in Room No. 3, Soledad block. st
Our Corset Department is in
charge of an expert corset filter, who
will take pains to see that every cor
set sold is properly fitted. L. WOLF
SON. IIHl!E B, 11-4-tf
"A new telephone has been placed
in the Black Elephant saloon.
FINEST Old Whistles sold at
BULL BROS Saloon. 11-4-tf
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1897-11-04
THE DISTRICT COURTS.
Vina Walker Acquitted on a Charge of
Offering a Bride.

Vina Walker Acquitted on a Charge of
Offering a Bride.
Vina Walker was tried in the Thirty
seventh District court this morning on
a charge of Offering to bride witness
in the Henry Robinson rape case, and
was acquitted. A motion of defendant
for a new trial was overruled as was a
motion to quash the indictment. Mel
lie Beal and Flora StOtts were each
fined SIS as defaulting witnesses in
this case.
w. H. Carson pleaded guilty to
charge of petty larceny and was Civ
en- one day in the county Jail. He
stole a niCkle-plated watch and a hair
chain belonging to Mrs. Mary Klar, of
225 Indianola street last July and has
been in Jail ever since
Andrew Frances pleaded guilty to a
charge of petty larceny and was given
thirty days in the county jail He
stole coil of hose belonging to Charles
G. Boelhauwe on July 10 last.
Fred. Franz, charged with horse
theft, entered into recognizance in the
sum of $1,000 with ]. b. Wells as sure
ty.
In the Forty-fifth District court the
case of l.. w. Moore against the Phoe-
nix Insurance company is still on trial
S. E. Hancock is suing Houston Ben
nett on note for $500 and for fore
closure of lien on block II in original
city lot 3. ~,t i-EG
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1897-11-04
TWENTY-NINE DANGEROUS AGE
Man Commits More Crimes Then
Than at Any Other Time.

at any
1t is a singular fact, yet one substan-
tiated by statistics, that most crime ia
committed in this state by men 20 years
old. This is not only true of the lesser.
but also of the greater crimes, although
man is presumed to be at that period
of his life not only in zenith of his
physical, but also in full and complete
possession of his mental powers, with a
complete appreciation of right and
wrong and their respective conse-
quences. This condition is a problem
which has not been solved by the stu
dent of criminology, and one which is
made the more complex by the fact
that the ages of 81, 81 and As years near
ly equal it, with the intervening years
showing far less percentage Of crime.
1t is indeed peculiar that the criminal
tendency should be so strong at 90 with
no such inclination, so far as criminal
statistics show, in as great degree for
the succeeding 16 years, and then an
other outburst of the animal in man.
This condition is found to be true by
actual figures, and as all statistical
computations at which average condi-
ton are sought to be determined are ar
rived at by this method, so may the
student of this subject, as well as the
insurance magnate who bases his rates
on the general average of losses in pro-
portion to the risks taken, and does so
with full safety, employ it in solving
the problem before him.
Charles X. Baker, chief clerk to Super.
intendent Lathrop, has made this SUBJ
ject one of close study and will soon
have completed table showing this to
be true. He has already completed one
relative to muraerers serving life SEN
fences in the penal institutions, and its
figures bear out the general conclusion.
He offers at this time no explanation
for this, but hopes after he has ex-
hausted the subject, so far as the
of figures is concerned,
to be able to set forth reasons why
these years should be productive Of the
most crime.
The following figures show how old
the various murderers who are serving
life sentences were when they commit
ted the act for which they are serving
tins, together with how many like
crimes were committed at such specific
year of age: Fifteen, /; sixteen, 1;
seventeen, 2; eighteen, 2; nineteen, /;
twenty, 2; twenty-one, s; twenty-five,
o; twenty-three, 6; twenty-four, 5;
twenty-five, az twenty-six, 10; twenty
seven, IL; twenty weight, z; twenty-nine,
IL; thirty, s; thirty-one, 6; thirty-two,
z; thirty-three, 6; thirty-four, 6; thirty.
five, z; thirty-six, G; thirty-seven, 8;
thirty-eight, s; thirty-nine, 4; forty,5;
forty-one, 3; forty-two, 3; forty-three,
6; forty-four, 3; forty-fve, 7; forty.
six, /; forty-seven, /; forty-eight, 3;
forty-nine, 2; fifty, /; fifty-one, O.; fifty.
two, 2; fifty-three, 2; ffty-four, o; fifty.
five. 2; fifty-six, o; fifty-seven, 1; fifty
eight, o; fifty-nine, /; sixty, o: sixty
one, 1; sixty-two, o; sixty-three, /; six
ty-four, l; siXty-fve, o; sixty-six, 0;
siXty-seven, 1; sixty-eight, 1; sixty
nine, o; seventy, ALBANY Times.
Union.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1897-11-04
Deafness Cannot be Cured

by local applications, as they cannot reach tho
diseased portion of the ear. There is only one
way to cure Deafness, and that is by constitu-
tional remedies. Deafness is caused by an in
Eustachian Tube. When this tube getsIinhamed
you have o rumbling sound or imperfect hear
ing, and when it is entirely closed Deafness is
taken out and this tube restored to its normal
condition, hearing will be destroyed forever;
nine cases out of ten are caused by catarrh,
which is nothing but an inhamed condition OF
Ere mucous surfaces.
we will give One Hundred Dollars for any
case of Deafness Caused by catarrh) that cam
circulars, free.
R5- Sold by Druggists, 75c.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1897-11-04

Wnen asked what she inlenoed 10 DO
during the coming year, she replied:
I'm going to try TO get q fellow"
Here something stuck in her throat.
and, although it seemed an almost in
Intestinal space of time. the whole
company was in roars of laughter be-
fore she could add ship. Chicago
Times-Herald.