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Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-06-19
FOR SATURDAY AND MONDAY ONLY

All stiff and Alpine Hats, worth
So. so. $500 and $3.50. for SO 90.
Saturdav-S2 UO-&2 .0O-S2.O0 - Monday
Cleaning up sale of all Hats.
WILL GILMAN.
Halter and Furnisher, 1871 Market street.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-06-19
FOR THE HOT WEATHER.

A complete line of Serges, Pin Checks
and Cheviot Suitinss and rrowserings
Trowserings $500 ana up. Our reputa-
ton is n guarantee for elegance in fit and
workmanship.
Balbriggan, Merino and Light Wool I'm
derwear and Hosiery specially.
Agents for the celebrated Eighmic White
Sh TT. Price 81 90.
Full liue OF Coiored Shirts, as large as 20
neck and 90 body, at soc and up.
CHESS x SONS,
Fashionable Tai!ors and Gents Furnishers,
1921 and 1928 Market street.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-06-19
SAENGERBUND FESTIVAL AT
PHILADELPHIA, PA.

For the above Festival the B. & o.
will sell tickets from all points On its
lines east of Ohio river. for al trains
June 10Th to 23d, inclusive. valid for
return passage until June Goth. nclu-
sive. at one single fare for the Il und
trim. For further information call on
neal est p. & o. agent.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-06-19
wbeelin9 Re9ister
SUNDAY AT WHEELING PARK.

Tomorrow the OperaHouse Band has spec
ial music prog ra NINE. commencing at ESQ,
and the Park, with its new Lake Bicycle
Excursion Boat. magnificent Casino and
many natural attractions. has gained for 1t
the reputation the pride OF the Ohio
Valley.
First-class meals aud refreshments
served
w. & L. 6, r. II. will make hourly trips.
Round trip including admission, 25c.
Special arrangements Tor Plcnics, Bais
and Banaucts, consult Col. A. Rolf, 33 Elf
teenth street. and for Tenpin parties Park
telephone 641-4.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-06-19
SAENGERBUND FESTIVAL-PHIL-
ADELPHIA.

The B. & o. will sell tickets from all
points on its lines east Of Ohio river, for
all trains June 10 to %. inclusive. valid
for return passage until June 26, inclu-
sive. at rate of one single fare for the
round trip.
For further information, call on
nearest B. & o. agent.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-06-19

No one should miss seeing the beau
tiful display of Jewelry, made by the
Eureka Gem Co., Mcclure House BLOCK.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-06-19

We guarantee every article sold by
us to give satisfaction. The gems will
retain their lustre and the mountlngs
will wear for years. Eureka Gem Co.,
1904 Market street.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-06-19
CLEARANCE SALE.

Our entire stock of Gents Furnishing
Goods we will sell at reduced prices.
Consult us before you buy.
L. SCHAFER,
14O4 Market street
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-06-19

FOR SATURDAY AND MONDAY ONLY.
Our S1.25 and S1.5O soft Bosom Shirts
or 80 cents WILL GCTMAN,
Halter and Furnisher, 1871 Market street.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-06-19

FOR SATURDAY AND MONDAY ONLY.
All $3.50 and 5000 Straw Hats so for
90 cents. WILL GUTMaN.
Halter and Furnisner, 131 Ma -ket street.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-06-19
CATHEDRAL parish SCHOOL.
Closing Exercises and Distribution Of
Premiums Last Night

ut the New School Han-A EXCEL
lent Programme Was Rendered
bv the Pupils---Premiums Given
for Good Department and PROM
cheney in Studies---Bishop bona
bua Delivered an Address.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-06-19

Grand concert and veal pot-pie sup
per tonight at Morgan's saloon, l62
Sixteenth street.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-06-19
WATER RENTS ARE DUE.

Water rents for the six months end
ing September 80, 1897, are now ready.
If paid on or before June 80, 1897, dis
count of 10 per cent will be allowed.
THE CITY WATER BOARD.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-06-19

FOR SATURDAY AND MONDAY ONLY.
All sI.5Oa and $500 Straw Hats go for
90 cents. WILL GUTNAN,
Halter and Furnisher, 1911 Market street.
The silver lance., 1897-12-17
THE COLORADO MIDLAND.

Since hard times struck Colorado we
have been under the painful necessity OF
restricting our tram service to one
through train day in each direction.
Now that The Midland is benefitting by
the improved condition of affairs in the
West, we have decided to resume double
daily train service, effective June 2Sth.
On that date we will place new card in
effect, which, while making no material
change in our present No. 5 which leaves
Denver al 8:45 in the morning, Colorado
Springs 11:25 n. m, arriving ut Grand
junction at l2.40 the following midnight.
and No. 6, leaving Grand Junction at 5:55
| q. m, arriving at Colorado Springs ut
$40 p. IN. and Denver at 9:2O p, M, will
place in service the following trains:
THE UTE No Y to leave Denver at
$50 p. m. Colorado Springs 1910 a. M,
arriving at Grand Jundt,on 1856 D. m
the day following
TIE COYOTE (No. 81 to leave Grand
Junction = $40 y. m, arriving Colorado
Springs 6:l5 n. m. and Denver 8:45 q. m
the following morning.
The equipment on these two latter
trains will consist of Pullman Palace
Sleeping Cars from Denver to GrarG
Junction en- route to Ogden, via Rio
Grande Western and vice versa; Pullman
Palace Sleeping Cars from Denver to
Leadville and vice versa; Pullman Pal>
ace Sleeping Cars from Denver to Grip
pie Creek via Divide and the Midland
Terminal and vice versa; standard day
coach and baggage car Genver to Granu
Junction and vice versa.
We ask your corporation in making
these trains a success. The schedule cons
templated provides the best train service
between Denver, Colorado Springs and
Pueblo and the m,uptain towns OF Buena
Vista, Leadville, Aspen and Hlenwood,
MS we'll as to points on the Pacific slope:
1t is well for you To b.ar in mind that
"there IL no kick coming" from the pas
senger routed "ver The Midland The
scenic features train service, eating house
faoili'ies t7un by Fred Harvey), etc, are
all frs class, and disgruntl-d passenger
is an unknown qnanrity to VA. Then
don't forget ''whst comes ut the end of
the month" Yours. ,rnty.
WE, BAILEY, G.P. A.
The silver lance., 1897-12-17
CURIOS.

The eldest son OF the German Emperor
u In his fourteenth year.
Near the middle of a white oak log.
three feet in diameter. which was sawn
the other day, at Blancheter, O., were
the figures 1880
The green ants Of Australia n AXE
their nests by bending leaves in the
form Of a cone, and fastening them with
q natural glue.
Strange drinks are served in the pro
hibition town of Pittsfield. Me. A topei
there was served. by mistake. with .
glass OF embalming fluid, and at last
accounts ne was not sure whether he
would die or was destined TO enjoy I'm.
mortal life.
Some one Ia trying to create trouble
In the oyster market. and insure to tho
oyster a natural death, by quoting from
Leviticus. XII, 10. this injunction agiinst
eating the succulent bivalve: Ami all
that have not fms and scales in the seaA
and in the rivers they shall bs
an abom!nation unto you"
Fifty three nsen were engaged in
Prooklyk q. On employment agency to
Cavc! to Europe with a rich invalid
nsmcd Waldeman. They each paid 81
to the supposed agent. When they
called again they learned that the In
valid had recovered his health, and was
str ,ng enough to run away with $2S5 be-
-onging to his dupes.
A funny young man in Milledgeville
7a rigged himself up as a ghcst. and
IN the midnight gloom visited the house
u neighbor to frighten him and have
= l3ugh at his expense. The Gnost In.
terrupted a burglar at his work. and the
burglar turned the laugh against the
rfac. by robbirR him Of his watch and
-xeary dollars.
The silver lance., 1897-12-17
Expensive Scent Mistake.

When legal papers are served by mail
the postage must be prepaid N full to
make the service valid. The ofice boy
Of q prominent Broadway firm a few
days ago put 3-cent stamp on q let
ter containing the summons and COM
plant in a case and mailed 1t to the
defendants counsel. The postage was
Q cents short and the defendants coun.
vel. after paying the additional Q cents,
was in = position to claim Judgment by
default. IN the ground that he bad not
bcen legally served. Tie plaintiffs
attorney Immediately got an orcer to
show cause why the default should not
be opened. There was long argument
IN court and several lengthy anidavits
we're submitted. The case was finally
reopened upon payment by the plaintiff
Of so costs. Thus the time Of the
court for nearly two hours. $50 and
costs. and .he fees Of two leading law
yers were made necessary to correct .
mistake Of . cents By ~ oflcs hoy
The silver lance., 1897-12-17
A BoTTOs5lEss PIT.
. yra.eh Pit Among tn. Moss Rs.as,

. Yeaaoh Pit Among the Most RsnssS
able Wonders of Nature.
Among tho most remarkable of nAs
s1re's wonders the subterranean pit At
jean Nouveau, near Vaucluse, France.
which reaches q depth of $40 feet while
nowhere more than IL feet wide. has
rnly recently been explored. The
rrench Society Of Speleology (cavs
study erected q derrick at the mouth
Of the pit. which begins with funnel
Is feet wide at the top and narro~s
down to seet at a depth OF about 20
feet. From here down tho crevice In
.he rock. for such 1t Ia, extends YER
tically. getting wider as 1t gets deeper.
until q: depth Of about AIS feet 1t u
IL feet wide. At this point the shaft
beneath the opening of the vertical pi'
. thick layer of clay. containing re-
mains Of bones. 10th human and AMI
NAL. were found. The explorers found
no evidence that the place had ever
been visited by man. but tradition has
It that criminals were thrown into tha
"bottomless pitt" as 1t was popularity
ralled in the neigh hborhood, aud the
remains In the cave ju.t beneath the
shaft tend to corroborate this belief.
The descent made into the shaft was
exceedingly diflcult; 1t established the
fact that there must be further cave
below the one now known, but the
:revice through which 1t is accessible
is choked up vita debris and bolders
- that 1t will be a very difficult mat
ter to penetrate further into the cave
than has been done. The deepest
point reached In this crevice Is 593 feet
underground. Great quantities Of wa
ter rush through the ehaft every time
there Is a storm, still no trace of water
was found in the cave explored. which
exit must exist
The silver lance., 1897-12-17
Souse Denver Postscripts.

She was . Boston princess. he a Colorado
lord,
He proudly sat beside her at the sumptu-
Gus banquet board.
And - with costly viands she her face
20 deftly fed
No word Of praise escaped her. not a
comment on the spread.
With . Sigh Of satisfaction she her mas
tcstion ceased.
And In gentle voice he asked her IL she
had enjoyed the feast,
And her pretty blue eyes twinkled with
ssparkls Of delight.
Asshs mudcaliy answered: "Say. them
beeps was out Of sight.
And now . shoe trust is talked Of.
That viii look like carrying the thing to
extremes.
: A Chicago man Is making artificial
milk that cannot be told from the genu-
fns. That is. tho Chicago genuine.
Tom Reed denies that he is going to
move TO Now York. This will prove a
sevsre body blow to the Manhattan vii
laee.
In . recent speech in New York Mary
Ellen Lease said: Il want to be fair"
May should consult facial massage
artist,
A Dsnvsr girl boasts OF having seven
bssux; one for ssch night in the week.
SsS,> ,,,v.x think aha haa atruck a regular
beaunanEa.
A now treatiss on the diseases Of fowls
just from the press makes no mention OF
the prsssps epidemic raging all over the
laud-turkey consumption.
Az au.hos who was run over by .
stseet car 10 New York has received g.
ON damages. That pays better than
sa.4skiag up thing, 70 print. {.
The silver lance., 1897-12-17

Tuesday evening Ars. James Usher
was the subject Of surprise party, the
occasiou being hsr birthday. Tho even
ing passed pleasantly at cards. and all
joined in Wishing her many happy re-
turns OF the day.
The silver lance., 1897-12-17

Saturday three wagon loads OF hay
wsEs brought up from Marble for w. N.
Ward and v. A. Cobb. The teamsters
stated thsy Lett Marble ct daylight, but
It was noon when they reached Crystal,
- slippssy and heavy were tho roads.
The silver lance., 1897-12-17

Saturday evening, in compliment to
Mrs Fsstus Riley. tho people Of Crystal
turned out to have . social dance. which
was . very enjoyable affair. Mrs. Riley
has been one Of our most active workers
in making social events pleasant. and
We shall miss her very much.
The silver lance., 1897-12-17

Henry Hoffman was up from Marble
Tuesday, returning the following day.
He reports work progressing splendidly
at the Daisy. Mr.. Hoffman leaves in a
Ssw days for brief visit to Enterprise
and othsr Kansas points.
The silver lance., 1897-12-17

Douglas Ksllis arrived in camp last
Sunday from Whsatlsnd, California to
work at the Crystal Mountain Mine.
and vii doubtless become an efficient
miner under the direction Of Manager
Melton.
The silver lance., 1897-12-17
Mining Application No ., ute Survey No .,oos
q. b. Land Office, Glenwo0d Springs
Colorado. October "A. 1897


Colorado. October %, 1897
Notice is hereby given that 4. W. Bailey by T.
O'Iryan his attorney in fact, whose pssstotics IL
Crystal, t'olo.. has made application for y pat-
ent for 1900 linear feet each the Bullion
Queen and International lode bea ing silver the
Uy5 feet ass 90 W, and the International being
1881 IT, running N IS W. 4 aud 45i It running
s8'4O w from the respective discovery cuts
thereon with surface ground 800 IL on Bullion
situate in Rock Creek Mining District, GunnisoD
County, Sta @ uf Colorado, aud described in the
plat and h.,ld notes file thiB Office. fol-
lows. viz:
Bullion Queen Lode-Beginn1n& at no 1,
whence U y l. NJ Meadow Mt bears n IS is' Q 657i
II, thence 49, 40 1910 # to COR no 2; thence
o. vs. 3OO II to cor $; thence sS' 20 " 1900
II TO cor no 4; thence n O. 05 W 30O It to no
1, the place Of beginning.
International Lode-Beginning at cor no 1.
#, thence n g. Us W lU477 # to q thence
y Ss'Vi 540.76 It to cor no 8; thence Il 7s ~ 9
s5j 90 II to cur no 4; thence " 05 23O.43ft to
cor L. s; thence 8 ss' ~ " i5Uu II to cor no l
til. place Of Beginning. Var. Il. 10 e.
Containing 1869 acres. forming q portion Of
the unsubdvidsd Twp. II b., Range 81 W. OF the
q principal meridian. Said location belng re-
corded in Book 49, pages 3i6 Si7. of the records
of Gunnison Comfy, Colorado,
Adjoining claims Surs No 5315. Midland lode
No Iil6O, Inez Nos i. 9. 3. Il 4 lodes; No sosl
Crystal City No 3lode; No ais6 larke lode;
Ne 3igs Clarke No 2 lode.
JB.P PHILIPPl, Register,
LIST pub. Oct 20 last Dec. 81. 1887.
The silver lance., 1897-12-17

Tuesday Mrs. v. A. Cobb Ind the mis-
enstuns 10 NEST with very painful &C.
aidsuk y stopping upon = nail. which
psnstrstsd slmest through the left foot.
0hs u able to move around, and II is
thought 10 serious results will follow.
The silver lance., 1897-12-17

r. b. Wright went out on this morn
ing's stage to drive for few days while
Esstus Rley takes a vacation.
The silver lance., 1897-12-17
Mining Application No.oo Ute Survey No. I7'o6
U. 8, Land Office. Glenwood Springs,
Colorado, December 2. lsg7,

U. 8, Land Office. Glenwood Springs,
Colorado, December 2. ls97.
Notice is hereby given that A. W. bailey. by T.
C'Bryan his attorney in fact whose post office 10
Crystal Colo, has made appllc .tion for pa tent
for 1IeI.44 linear feet the Diadema Lode.
bearing silver the same being 81 W loS feet
and s1'41 lO25A feet from discovery cut
thereon, with surface ground 800 feet in width
situate in Hock Creek Mining District. Gunnson
County, State OF C lorado and described in the
plat and field notes file in this Office, fol-
lows, viz:
Beginning at cor no !. whence U. 8. l.. M.
Rock Creek bears Is 80 20 9s5. rs # thence n
5'45 W 800 # to cor no q thences sI'4 W 1891 "A
# to cor no 5; thence 5'45 800 IT 10 cor no 4;
thence s1'4T llSl ~ # to cor no 1, the place
of beginning, Var 1923 8.
Containing 2.O95 acres expressly excepting and
excluding ali conflict witt surveys Nos. 1871
Carlyle; 3457 Sweet Home; 1858 Atlanta; 55sa
Fargo; 6i2s StOnewall lodes. and forming por-
tion Of the unsubdivided Twp IL, s.. Range ~ W
Of the 9Th principal meridian. Said location
being recorded In book i2s page ssS. Of the
Records of Gunnlson County, Colorado.
Adjoining claims Surs Nos 1858 Atlanta: 62S9 A
Michigan; 267I Carlyle; 612S Stonewall; 3+57
Sweet Home. 55Ss Fargo lodes.
J.B PHILIPPI, Register.
1st pub. Dec 8, 1897, last Feb 4. $685.
The silver lance., 1897-12-17

". N. Ward, whose mishap was notet
last week, was able to return to worl
kks first Of the week.
The silver lance., 1897-12-17

Frank Dempke and T. O'Bryan are
doing the annual assessment work on a
claim near the hot spring. on Mineral
Point.
The silver lance., 1897-12-17
STAGE AND MAIL,

The stage and mail departs every morning at
Z, and arrives every evening at 81 except Sundays.
Arrives and Ieparts from Carbondals At the
same hour.
The silver lance., 1897-12-17

Frank Murray came down from tn
Lead King Wednesday afternoon and re
mained over night.
The silver lance., 1897-12-17

Leonard Hoffman braved the deer
snow and came down from the Daisy
Monday morning.
The silver lance., 1897-12-17

The Crystal River Stage Line put on
A(sixhs for the first time this season,
Wednesday.
The silver lance., 1897-12-17

Meadow Mountain IL covered with four
feet of SNOW.
The silver lance., 1897-12-17

There 10 fully four feet OF snow on
Meadow Mountain, Frank Murray re-
sorts.
The silver lance., 1897-12-17

The children OF tbs camp are LEARNING
to snovsh0e.
The silver lance., 1897-12-17

Allen Hodges has only found time te
come through once this week.
The silver lance., 1897-12-17

Monday Festus Riley moved his faml
" to Carbondale tor the winter season.
The silver lance., 1897-12-17
MANS THIRD EYE
rIsAPPRAAED UNDER PRocEsa
OF EVOLUTION.
Whist Dhs~s Il I.sfs Of Il Lies IN tia
Left Cestss Of the Brais- .Rsceos
scieutinc Researches support the ne.
lief. .

AN and all higher
animals have two
eyes. and two on'v.
All mammals, birL4,
reptiles. amphib.a
and fishes have this
number OF eyes.
I.ven those animfls
which from time
immemorial have
lived in absolutely
dark caves have tive
The silver lance., 1897-12-17
lHt salt lake sEM|-WEEklY TRIsu* E.
REDUCED To % 90 A YEAR AFTER
AFTER JUNE l. 1896

On June 1st the Salt Lake Tr;h,,.
Will reduce the price of the Semi. Wssti.
tn $ZO0 per year. The prese,, h;ab
standard viii; be maintained. an. svs,n
Fl r. will he made 10 keep ,hc 80
Weekly in the front rank.
The silver lance., 1897-12-17

Powder, gas. .ad caps at The Store
The silver lance., 1897-12-17

II yoa ~ it in the LANCE. its 80.
The silver lance., 1897-12-17
cHk1&Al CONCENTRATES.

AAns - ~ Qa01 LscaI t1aSpeeIags u ths
ai1mea0A ce00aaky.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1897-09-27
Rarlv Ameraan RIshons.

Before the war for American inie- pendence the American Eniscopalians, who were connected with the English church. -YTtsei,se never suffered ta h.l1e q bishop among them, uur remained un- der the jurisdiction If the bishop If London The rite of confirmation was unknown and eS arv candidate for or dinaion was obliged to travel to Eng land Out of D candidates who came froln America for ordination in if6S la died on fhe voyage At length. aftsr The United Stases had been declaud in- dependent Dr Seaburv was ordained bishop of Connecticut bv the oriultiS and bishops of Scotland, the prelates of the English church having refused to conSetlsste him.-IandQn News
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1897-09-27
PQLL.YS pARDER UP.
Iaaamed as sight of an offensive Bird q
 Visitor Wore on Her Bat.


 Visitor Wore on Her Hat.
 \ bridal couple who put in several days recently taking in the sights of the capital enjoyed themselves inn mensely until the day preceding their departure. It then occurred to the bride that she had not called upen dcar Fanny who had been hel hum dur ing her days at the seminary Now, Fanny was still enjoying single blessed neSs. and this may have had something t5=fo with the anxiety of the bride 10 cad upon her maiden ehuH George de- muITed feehly, but et last consented to pay formal call The bride dressed herself in fetching gown and placed upon her saucy head PaIisian dreanf n the way of hat The hat was one of those indescrlbable creations of the millin@'ss art, q mass of flowers with a bind OF tWo partially concealed in the foliage, So Co speak.
 The pair went gayly forth and in q hotel coupe were soon at the door of Fanny s residence Their cards were taken and they were ushered into the drawing room While awaiting the coming of her friend the brides atten- tion was attracted to a large cage con- taining a splendid parrot She ehilTuped cooingly to the imprisoned bird and wished she might take him out of his cage and earess him George remarked that he locked tame though and sug- gested the opening Of the door of the cage, Suiting action to the word, he opened the door and the released bird calmly walked forth and strutted about, blinking his beady eyes know mglv. The bride, with usual calls of Poll pretty Poll .9 coaxed the bird to- ward her, and poll proceeded to climb mp the roends If the ehair upon which the lady was sitting and perched herself upon the arm of the chair The parrot uttered gutturaI cries of Polly, Polly, . this word seemingly comprising her en- tire vocabulary
 The bird accepted the caresses. and apparently all WIS serene, but withGut an instant's warning she uttered t scream of rage and flew at fhe latiy < headgear, alightng fairly thereon. and then for few minutes the air A5as ail- ed with flying feathers and bits of flow CTS, while the atmosphere was fractured by screams from tAe bride and diseord- ant cries from che parrot George at- tempted to come 10 the rescue and had his face badly scratched for his pains The lady finally shook the bird loose from the flower garden she was wear ing upon her hat and made one wild dash fer tho front door, followed e1oS,.. lF by the bridegroom 6ncaon the pave ment, they became somewhat composed altl determined to return 10 their hotel @ repair damages They did Het tm4H long enough to see dear Fanny
 The sudden wrath of tho bird Was evidently eauseds George thought upon reflection lufing daIMer moments. bv the faet tkaf amid the flowers it his wife's hat there nestled $ stuffed Caro- line pa9aleet, which the parrot took to De q real live rival and proceeded forthwith ro demolish The bride is now a thorough convert to the faaeh- 3ngs of the Audubon society.-NaSh- ington Post
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1897-09-27
Heirs Afraid Of Q Bomb.

By way Uf Illustrating the nervous ness which tbe recent explosions have revived heIe. queer adventure which has just bsfallen fae heirs of a house owner may be mentioned. They had met at tue dwelling of their departed uncle for the purpose of drawing up an inventory of bis effects in company with | lawyer and had nearly completed their task when one of them pulled aGf of a cupboard 9 metal box, which WAS laid on the table and which the man of business Was abeut ta open. when one of his nieces cried out in horror Don | touch it Look. that is fuse. Sure enoHgh, there was little something popping out of the cover It is a bemb.' exclaimed the panic stricken helrs ln chorus, and then tney. DIoeeed- ea to remark that their deceased rela- tive had boen moody, silent and re- served sort of individual. and thence they inferred that he ltdSht possibly have been an ararefist Two af the nepheS1s ha5 had put on their hats and were on the p0lnt 0f rushing of to the office ot the nearest police comn3issarv, when the lawyer, who had been quietly inspecting the box, calmly suggested that II might simply contain some pre- served fruit. This theory somewhat re- assured the men. bat the ladies would have their way. The cemm5ssgy -was sent for, and the mysterious box was soon on its way to the municipal laboFa- tory. It was fonnd to contain q pine apple the stalk of which had been miss taken for fuse. 50 the good old uncle. who had been so ungaatefully maligned, had nos been an anarchist after all- Paris Cor London Telegraph