The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1897-06-28
COULDN'T FIND THE OCEAN.
prsEhRCHES At CoNEE ISLAND BIZ
rUp REGosH OF BLUNDERDUBB.

... .,s psports That There ns No
49,. rbore - HIS Very Unpleasant Ex-
.sr.rce with Nen-IntoxicstinE Rurset Cider
.un h.. been n nrevnr;np b.,jef
. ." I.,and "a n aeaaide rcaort. JJnder
tnat eono, tho,.anda Of persona have been
thn 20, ~ going there eyerv Sunday IN |
IN u II IA a pitv to overthrow that |
we" 10. ~ H. dr,v
p"no' ~, ,,hor IN. vellov iournals aro fun |
NNEn' 49, .a,.m.nt, Inv persons who nevor !
OF eiS"e" -, ~, ,aui,u NV ~. o.r,. 4. |
mHuo ....n ,ho. IIary,rd los, ~. Mo-, |
h"t II a. ..ahIas 90 ,r,nt n .trno5 80
race, u sss.i.I Camn,,ss,on.r hi. T~o.I-
men' 1900 - n ~. poco,h a, p,rnd.ra,hh
iencS s..snnr IN, nstig.tinc On. a,IoanS
VINO y -. a. ,hrJ,iinr -. a. -
seaside 80 49,, nr.o,.sa -. -.
eep'oh mo $500 r.. - 4. nooa.a ~
pnoho' INV
Soney is'"" u,.uo,,s ,h,, ...o,,.,. ,.u
fi'mn nv osno go. A.nS.u -
wiz nv" hS-s .-,..-.s ..s.s--
hnyNns pes a.. ~. 80, n. aoast ~,
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narue". ,.s 20 ~ =
lompA'hs eeuale' u mus. uosr
weight no. : Q no~ eH mn VI proIuoio'
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prououno INo 80 "", w nv
uceu, IN u iopol. nssionef'
l'sI ~ - epe''''' ''"''-
ment 'oho"s:
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= w .n" - nv zoe o'
Soney lS'ahu. ! Am sure u n because nave
oeeh 'nero n l ~ no' 1t !. am SUI sur
iei'ns loh, INC ehoe.eo III hooi enoea'ors ID
oehai, u Ii We" ORA popuiaee' 30 long ae-
eei'eu VIZ .noa.ou, w. = ~ hHSo s.rensth
enough 10 ihsis' 'nA. l. anu aione. 10
"uom ii nono anu sioFs aeNposins thi' nor
fioie 'raua - que. Moaesty ,oroios my saying
hior II M 'opio. VIII 'oh ~ eVoES Vi my
1as ao'en'ufe' In se9fen Sne seS at Ooney
1slaha.
.eit my motor oeompanieu oy . iocal mentor
Brooklyn Bridge we secured seats in an ole.
cised his voice in a language such as I have not
the panes OF inconsistencies 10 arise In my soul
.].tstion' where Sau sAt there s,st was o a BURSTING u0Sh s'i ~ 81 the he
American family IN stupendoua numberr. One
was about to order them to be nayed alive at
once when I ~remembered.a alas, that / was not In
stood upon INV feet. and the mother. suspended
from a strap overhead, swung idly to and fro
against my ribs, the progeny took possession Of
70 the amsricap nnbIic nnasr the descr,ntiY.
title Of The Delights of Travel"
catch n o,imnse NJ the OCEAN bpt nv vision want
cA'ch imps . .he 'ss"n, uus my is.o ~ens
shirt front of the young man opposite. 1 no
ticed that hundreds wore jewels Of the worth Of
q thousand women slaves. Great is the wealth
Of the American people! Upon alighting from
tne ueh l opserseu vas. eohoourso ot persons
all In constant motion as being possessed OF an
uneasy demon. Then turned I to my attendant
rau'
where Is the oceanF
,o,. A. uio" ue = oI haa hsa-d nnon I'm e por.Ir
Snfs ia cnnnev Reer 100 here. vster D,t,SS'
on a truth, It seemed to be 80; On all sides
CHECKED the eve IN ia rovin9 nerceived tSat
most Hs the n, piaSar oS,. bore upon Sic fhsp q price
he nature AIbeit Sreat numhers ~ tsbIes
we're spread about at which sat thousands quaff-
tropolis Which ali FAITHFULLY drink on Sundays.
Nv messanrer ieadjn1 ms n = tahla .s;d 70 Il.
seyritor. ooAA '~"40' soAo W
Two iaoers and don't draw .su all co,,.r"
To wh ie6Ref Sys sac com c0mma apd" the s% %ss ar SSlra To-
p"Two LON, ~ nnas NJ ~ , = cI iouu soEeI.
Retnpned he nrssently Ses rinr n. ,,or,d -
freshment' ,iEewise . sHan samsre ~ obiSSct 4 10
plate. This RreatIV aronaed nv cnpiosit% Ia
VIVA is yon /" I asked' 49,
Dat i" the s%eryitor made answer: "v,y
da,is a meal" v "~ e"' VIZ
""sTTbn could a man eat ten meala a d.v and
vet narisb ~ h. q q a ma J" s ~ Tfen nneoiS euoy eno
Set PERISH OF munger. eald l.
d,ve arnect a, conep TsIan ~ eof'i'of. "o1
that no man m;oht atarv thar. ,tood
Lea tbern.inpaed nna Int y Sass = ~ cSrt
loudly. O ei'AHe
njctaui'4 oe"o al . pouuo mo@t Aef =
'Them's frankfurters, my guide informed me.
Inserted a metal button tberein4 whereon I hrohe
tooth.
Having In some measure recoverad from nv
nan 81 ml'n tne an Oh ano'ner meal-accom-
Violence by the seryitor for innoceniiv LAWN
bold upon the meal with intent to take Il AWAY.
passed on, stiiI in search ~ The ocaan TGnys
acrosted 49, Ak, '"o oNS0- oho