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Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1897-04-22
DON'T VERSUS DOESN'T.

Grammatical oddities That Crate Upon
che Ear of Educated Readers.
The subject Of pronunciation has
been up for discussion a good deal
Of late. The following regarding
don't" and doesn't" should be Of in
terest, coming from the best authority,
says an exchange: Don't Is like drop
ping the final 6 Of the present partici-
pie, a Vulgarity Of people of culture.
Thackeray and Anthony TrOllope con-
stantly place it, along with amt for
am not" or sis not" in the mouths Of
their highly bred characters. The late
prince consOrt used it. recollect.-
quoting from memory from his Life"
by Sir T. Martin-that, speaking of the
Princess Beatrice as an infant, the
prince wrote: "She doesn't like It."
Other corruptions are, or were, EN- for
them" Hawyut for Harriet" chawyet
for chariot" yallow for yellow" tos-
sci for "tassel," Lunnon for London"
Roome for Rome" goOld for gold"
obleege for "oblige." The first duke of
Wellington, as l have been told, al
ways said obleege. 1t certainly does
crate upon the ear to hear don't used
for doesn't" and yet we find it used
in "Pickwick Papers," in the song
which Mr.. Wardle sings on Christmas
eve at the Manor farm, Dingley Dell:
"And love that's too strong why, it
don't last long,
As many have found to their pain"
In East Anglia they say you don't
ought" and "he didn't ought" which,
though true, is slightly ungrammatical.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1897-04-22
HE CURED HIS WIFE.
PHYSICIANS FAILED BUT THE
HUSBAND SUCCEEDED.
From the Capital, St. John, Kansas.

From the Capital, st. John, Kansas.
While conversing with druggist In St.
John, Kansas, the other day, reporters
attention was attracted by a Tyre attached
to the door Of the drug store. Every open
ing OF the door caused several balls which
were suspended from the top Of the ipstru-
lnenb 70 swing back and forth, striking the
wires OF the Tyre and producing very
pleasing and muaical sound. Upon exam
nation we perceived that the instrument
was simply a novel scheme to advertise
Dr. williams Pink Pills. We inquired Of
the druggist II he had much sale for the
Pink Pills, aud he informed us that they
were his leading sellers. We then asked
him what his opinion was Of their curative
qualities. He told us Of several cures which
had been effected by their use, one in par
ticular, that OF prominent farmers wife.
by the name Of Humes.
The scribe became very much interested
and determined to interview Mr.. Humes In
regard to the matter. He spoke as follows:
~ desire to state that consider DR., VIII
liams' Pink Pills one Of the grandest rene.
dies ever placed upon the market MY wife
had been troubled for long time with pa
ralysis In one Of her arms. She d0ctored
with several physicians and tried every
medicine she could hear OF but obtained no
relief whatever, spent great deal Of
money in an endeavor TO cure her, but it
seemed like vain effort. At last an old
gentleman who had used DR.. Williams
Pink Pills with great benefit, told me what
they had done for him. purchased box,
determined to test their merits.
my wife began using them, and TO my
surprise, as we'll as hers, she commenced
improving in health wonderfully, and Rt
this time is perfectly cured. / have used
them since myself for catarrh and found /
obtained great relief. They are In my esti-
nation one Of the best medicines mAnU-
featured, and am willing at all times to
recommend them to all who are Riling, for
truthfully believe they win do all that IL
promised for them"
Mr.. Humes Is well known throughout
Stafford County, Kansas, and his statement
can be relied upon.
DR.. Williams Pink Pills contain, in con-
densed form, all the elements necessary to
give new life and richness to the blood and
restore shattered nerves. They are also
specific for troubles peculiar to females such
as impressions, Irregularities and all forms
OF weakness They build up the blood, and
restore the glow Of health to pale and sallow
cheeks In men they effect Q radical cure
In all cases arising from mental worry, over
work or excuses Of whatever nature. Pink
Pills are sold in boxes never In loose bulky
at so cents box or six boxes for $3.50, and
may be had Of all druggists, or direct by
mail from DIR. Williams Medicine Company,
Schenectady, N. Y.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1897-04-22

citation in cases of death from electric
ity. If person should take a sufd-
cient dose of nitro-glycerine or nitrate
Of amyl just before contact with the
current the fatal effect might be coun-
teracted. Electricians are yet puzzled
to locate the course which an electric
current usually takes on entering or
coming in contact with the body.
There have been cases Of resuscitation
from death by electricity, which doc
tors have previously supposed to be
hopelessly fatal. The New York au-
thOrities are frequently bothered by
specialists Offering to resuscitate cleo
trocuted criminals. DR.. Augustine
Goelet, high authority on such sub
jects, says that nearly all persons sup
posed to be killed by electricity may be
resuscitated. The general effect of
severe current upon the body Is a sud
den arrest Of the muscles which con-
troll breathing and the beating Of the
heart. The arrest Is caused by excite
ment Of the corresponding nerve CEN
tiers Of the brain. OF course, death will
surely occur unless efforts are imme-
diately made to resuscitate the patient
while In this state of sycope. The al
ternating electric current, usually re-
garded to be the most fatal of all, Is
found to produce this syncope in the
majority Of cases.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1897-04-22
Deafness Cannot BIO Cured

by local applications, as they cannot reach To
diseased portion of the ear. There IL only one
way to cure deafness, and that is by constitD
tional remedies. Deafness is caused by al
lnhamed condition OF the mucous lining
OF the EustachlAn Tube When this tube is in.
famed you have rumbling sound, or imperfect
hearing and when it is entirely closed deafness
Is the result, and unless the inflammation can be
taken out and this tube restored to Its normal
condition, hearing will be destroyed forever; nine
cases out Of ten are caused BY eAtarrh, which 10
nothing but an lnhamed condition OF the mucous
surfaces.
We will give one Hundred Dollars for any case
OF Deafness Caused by catarrh) that cannot be
cured BY Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for eircu-
lars, free. F. j. CHENEY & CO., Toledo. o.
Sold by druggists, T6c.
HallS Family Pills are the best.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1897-04-22
The Earthquake Co. t.

The recent earthquake she K in Eng
land has brought about the invention
of the most unique thing in wearing
apparel-the earthquake coat. Once
enveloped in this extraordinary gar
ment, a man may laugh at earthquakes
and snap his fingers at volcanic erup-
tions. The coat reaches from the head
to the feet and is made OF the heaviest
cloth procurable. 1t is really two coats,
one over the other. The space between
them is heavily padded and a hood,
with four inches Of padding in the
crown, goes with 1t. Instead of buttons
there are clasps on the coat, so that It
can be fastened in few seconds. On
each side are ten pockets of various
shapes and sizes, for the carrying OF
provisions. Each pocket is arranged for
certain articles Of food and together
they will hold enough provisions for
several days. The coat is designed for
use as a last resort only. The padding
is Of sufficient thickness to give protec-
ton from falling objects while the
wearer is making his escape. The gar
ment need not be specially kept for
earthquakes, as 1t would be equally
useful for boiler explosions or crossing
crowded Observation-Disclosures
Inquirer.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1897-04-22
DESTRUCTION OF BIRDS.


Their Migration Usually Attended by
Great Loss of Life.
The long semi-annual migrations OF
birds are attended by numberless perila
and great loss of life, says the Youths
Companion. A dispatch from Baton
Rouge, La, some time ago affords a
striking instance. One morning early
risers there witnessed peculiar phe-
nomenon-a shower of dead birds that
fell from clear sky and literally clut-
tered the streets. There were ducks,
!catbirds, woodpeckers and many birds
of strange plumage, some of them re-
sembling canaries, but all dead. They
fell In heaps along the thoroughfares
The most plausible explanation of thu
strange windfall, the sender of the dis
patch thinks, is that the birds were
driven inland by recent severe storm
on the Florida coast. Doubtless they
were caught by some sudden change of
weather while they were migrating at a
great height, perhaps several miles
above the earth. Some idea of the ex-
tent of the shower may be gathered
from the fact that in one avenue chill
dren picked up as many as 20 birds.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1897-04-22
Paper Undertaking In Japan.

Paper undertaking is much used
in Japan. The garments are cut out
Of large sheets Of finely crisped Japa-
nese paper, the pieces sewed together
and the buttonholes strengthened with
calico OF linen. The fabric is strong,
even when wet, flexible and extremely
light. A fact to be considered is that
every Jap takes hot bath at least
once a day. His paper clothes are so
cheap that new ones can be afforded
frequently.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1897-04-22
The hardest problem to solve are the
providences of God.


In the Lake Regions of Wisconsin, North
ern Michigan, Minnesota, Iowa and South
Dakota, along the lines Of the Chicago,
Milwaukee & st. Paul Railway, are hun
ireds Of charming localities prominently
fitted for summer homes, nearly all Of
which are located on or near lakes which
have not been fished out. These resorts
range in variety from the "full dress for
dinner' to the flannel shirt costume for
every meal Among the list are names ia
miliar to many Of our readers as the per
lection Of Northern summer resorts. Near
" all Of the Wisconsin points Of interest
are within short distance from Chicago
or Milwaukee, and none Of them are so far
away from the "busy marts of civilization"
that they cannot be reached in few hours
Of travel, by frequent trains, over the finest
road in the Northwest-the Chicago, Mil
waukee g. St. Paul Railway. Send two
cent stamp for a copy of ''Vacation Days"
giving a description Of the principal re.
sorts, and list of summer hotels and
boarding houses, and rates for board, to
Geo. H. HeafRord, g. P. A., Chicago, Ill.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1897-04-22

Don't Tobacco Spit and Smoke Your Life Away.
To quit tobacco easily and forever DO mag
netle full Of life, nerve and Vigor take No-Io'
BAG, the WonderworkeF, that makes weak men
strong. All druggists, 500 or 81. Cure suaran-
teed. Booklet and sample free Address ster-
ling Remedy Co., Chicago or New York
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1897-04-22

To treat young woman to ice cream
three times during single season is
held by Boston court to be equivalent
70 an engagement to marry in the fall,
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1897-04-22

There is nobody we like better thar
the man who is willing to speak hii
opinions, except the man who is will,
ing to keep them to himself.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1897-04-22

In France about 10000 widows man.
age to fit themselves out with new hus.
bands every year.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1897-04-22

DUB TLESS the
most interesting OF
new inventions are
several instruments
for reminding the
delicate machinery
of life after it has
run down, or, more
literally speaking,
for bringing the
dead back to life,
says a Washington
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1897-04-22

A package of PERUvIANA, the best
kidney cure on earth, sent FREE to any
sufferer il written for promptly. Peruyiana
Remedy Co., 2S6 Fifth st., Cincinnati, Ohio.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1897-04-22

The man who gets up in this world
by putting another man down loses
more than he gains.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1897-04-22

A word to the wise is sufficient and
usually even that is unnecessary.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1897-04-22

Asyou chew tobacco for pleasure use Star.
It is not only the best but the most lasting, aud
therefore, the cheapest.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1897-04-22

When you end man who does not
realize the Importance Of modern
newspaper advertising, you have found
= slow business man.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1897-04-22

Grief is an outcast, and no mar
grasps his hand cordially.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1897-04-22

Some people keep such q close loolxl
out for the devil that they ever fail to
zee God
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1897-04-22

GET STRENGTH AND APPETITE.
Use DR.. Harters Iron Tonic. Your druggist
will refund money If not satisfactory.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1897-04-22

Great people always have small enc
mics
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1897-04-22
GIVES LIFE TO DEAD.
CLAIMS MADE FOR RECENTLY
PATENTED INSTRUMENTS.

What Artificial Respiration May Do
vital Flame Once Extlngulshed win
30 RelgnGtOd In These wonderful Days
Of Scientific Achievement. v
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1897-04-22

Heaven and hell are not far apart,J(
but the gulf between is very deep.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1897-04-22

says a Washington
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1897-12-20
WHITE INDIANS or MEXICO.


st. Louis Globe-De mocrat
Since gold has been discovered in the
Yaqui country, In Old Mexico. II may be
of interest TO relate several facts In re-
gard to the famous white Indians in that
vicinity" remarked John c. Reynolds, Of
Chicago. who was at the Planters. en-
route home from a prospecting trip In
Mexico.
These white Indians are known az the
Mayas. They live In the Sierra Madre
mountains, I'm the lower part OF Sonora.
There are several thousand Of them and
they have fair skins. blue eyes ard light
hair. They are supposed 10 be descend
ants OF the crew and passengers OF a
Swedish vessel wrecked on the Mexican
coast long before Columbus discovered
America. The tradition existing among
the Mayas Is that their ancestors came
over the big salt water many hundreds
OF moons ago.
THE Mayas are brave and COURAGEOUS
fighters. and they have never been cor
ouered by the MeXlcans to this day.
NomInally they are under Mexican rule
bur In reality they are governed by their
own chiefs. Whenever the Mexicans at
tempt TO dictate to them or interfere with
their government the Mayas do rot hesi-
tate TO take up arms, And the Mexicans
have always been compelled TO retreat,
rs the Mayas are supreme IN the fast
nesses OF the Sierra Madre range.
1.-The Yaquis are neighbors OF the
Mayas. and these warlike tribes have a
reciprocal and defensive alliance that has
been In existence for years. Whenever
the Mexican government interoferes with
the Yaquis the Mayas come % their as
Sistance. and vice versa. Mexican troops
cannot stand before the Mayas. These
white Indians are known as the most
desperate fighters IN the Western hami-
sphere. They are equal TO the Turks for
fierce fighting.
Like the Yaquls, the majority Of the
Mayas are Catholics Although PRINT
tive. even almost savage, in their mode
OF life the standard OF morality is high
among the Mayss. Their subsistence
cones mainly from the chase. but they
cultivate corn and garden truck 10 some
extent In the fertile valleys. The men
are large and well formed and many 81
the women ara beautiful blondes. This
strange tribe plainly shows traces OF
Swedish blood and lingusts assesrt that
the MAYA language also shows evidences
Of Swedish ancestry"
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1897-12-20


Mrs. Emma +. Ewing devotes whole
lessen Ia the cooking % apples In simple
ways. She begins with apple sauce, which.
she says. Is almost never properly made.
The delicate flavor OF she fruit IS injured
by coming into contact with tin or iron.
ard consequently It should always be
stewed IN a porcelaln-.lned kettle or gran
Ueware saucepan. \ busting OF salt and
very isttle water should be added before
the apples are put upon the stove. Cover
the saucepan closely and do not stir.
When the apples are taken from the IRE.
rut one-hsH q tire sugar that IS required
20 swectsn them into the bottom ~ u
china o. sartheTi howl. pour the hot ap-
pies over IL sid the resi- OF the sugar. ard
cover until served. poctoring with spices.
tsilutsns with water, dosing With sugar,
beating With iron spoons, strsaning
through tin coianders. and serving cold.
Mrs Ewing SAWS. ts process that rohs
the Delicious fruits OF all flavor and rnest
OF rs nutritive quality.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1897-12-20

tne streets Of the metropolis In rsagnis-
iheens procession, taking aluuss the san
route as that Of Green VICTORIA on Jusa-
zee cay The house OF lords ar. the hose
OF commons followed the king. forr-etshs
% me chambers being present. ssut the
special demonstration was The carving OF
ne numerous French. Spa isn ani DEsch
nsss tEat had been captured during the
snen pending wars. number Of admir-
as. each attended by suite o. captains,
CARED the captured flags. among them
oesng me hero OF Trafalgar. thea Sir Hc.-
Sauo &etson- All these flags were laid
ga the altar steps. and for several days
tney remained On view and were ressr-
emily hsssd BY thousands upon thousands
o. tho neopsA Tomorrow ceremony will
Dc essentially a peaceful ons, and doubt.
iess the idea O. making 1t Masonic ser
vacs We inspired by the remembrance
snas s's Christopher Wren. who by the
way, u sleeping his las. sleep In the crypt
below the main altar. was Mason and The
master OF ledge which was composed
largely Of the masons aui other arIsans
actually engaged fl the rebuilding
York Mail and Express
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1897-12-20
THE LADYLIKE DABOOy.

New York Tribune.

xSEW xoIk ifAEGIe.
Everybody about the winter circus
which has just been opened in West
Forty-seecnd street says that Jessie. the
baboon who gives a scientific exhibition
OF riding, is the most human beast that
vas ever let loose IN a circus ring. And
they are old and COED Judges, IL their
present circus has been going for less
than a week, But one OF the supernu-
mernffea. All ignorant and ui-mannered
person. forgot last night how human
Jessie was. and treated her like a beast.
Afterward he saw things IN a truer
light Jessie had just finished her act
In the ring. and had gone to her dressing
room, when IL occurred TO her that she
would step out and see some friends in
the stable. Just as she got TO the door
this supernumersry saw her. and. in an
offensive and officions manner. shut the
door In her face. Jessie felt. like Mrs
DTfveih in ''rhe Circus Girl." that this
was mot proper way to treat a lady"
IL ola not occur TO the supernumerary
when he slammed the door in the face
OF the equestrian artist, that the wall
OF the dressing room reached only within
some i've feet OF the ceiling.
DO Jessie might well have laughed at
iocksmiths. II she had felt in a laughing
mood As II was, with never a smile on
her face. she made one leap 70 the top
OF the wall and one more TO the floor on
the other side, landing pretty close 10 the
man VINO had insulted her. Now, though
Jessie Is lady ia training and manners
she Is still q baboon In physical strength,
and baboon, not to complicate the
natural history and mechanics of the
case too much. Is as bad TO monkey with
as Q buzzsaw. For baboon Is as strong
as a good. athletic man. has four hands
10 work with. and can scratch like a cat
and bite like a dog.
But Jessie was too much Of lady to
do these things. She merely took hold OF
the man and did what any lady, or at
least any ladyiike baboon, would do Ia
the cfrcunistances-tore OF the lower
part OF one leg Of his trousers. Then she
met Mrs. Doris. the wife OF the manager
Of the circus. Everybody expected to
see Mrs. Doris torn into little bits, but,
to the general establishment. Jessie SIM
ply shook hands with Mrs. Doris and
walked back to the dressing room with
her. The two sat down together. and
Mrs Doris said: Find Mr.. Gardiner
quick. and don't let anybody come near
us TIL he comes, or she may get angry
and hurt somebody"
Mr.. Gardiner is Jessie's owner and train
er. While they looked for him Jessie
examined Mrs. Doris seaiskin coat,
compared 1t with her own fur. and won
dered how a person who evidently be-
longed to the same race as her master
came to have fur like that. When Mr..
Gardiner came there was nothing for him
to do. for Jessie was in as good humor
as she ever was In her life.
Anybody who doubts that Jessie Is a
lady should see her take a drink OF
whisky. pouring II from the bottle into
the glass herself, and then pouring out
a glass OF water to take after it.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1897-12-20
HIS N|FE HAS DISAPPEARED.
WILLIAM MARSH, ACTOR, FINDS 4
F0RsAKES HEARTHsTOxE.
Narsh's strange Aetfons - Had
Planned to spend Christnas To-
gether Back In Their OLD Heme.

william Marsh, Of the Hewett Z Marsh
Comedy Company, has lost his vita Yes
terday afternoon he asked Capt Sullivan
20 help him fnd her. Marsh says he can
not understand why she went but he
found his clothes piled In the middle OF
the room
Mrs. Marsh Il known On the stage ~
Matte Anderson, the serpent,ns dancer
Marsh told Capt. Sullivan that she Is .
handsome woman, % years old, I'VE feet
four inches tall and rather stout She
has q fair complexion. black hair. brown
eyes and short curly brown hair.
According to Mr.. Marsh's story be and
his wife played az the Jefferson tneafer
three nights about two weeks ago. Mr.
Hswett. one OF the propriesors OF the
company. was taken I'll. Then Mr.. and
Mrs. Marsh went over 10 Victoria and
played a date. They returned 10 Seattle
last Tuesday. They took apartments at
the Louisiana house. on Terrace street
noon he asked her to 60 out to dinner. She
refused. saying that she would go alone
when he returned. During his absence
she disappeared. taking q 3O-pound theatri-
cal trunk and Sis. In the middle OF the
room he found his clothes IN a pile.
Mr.. Marsh said that he could not ac-
count for his wife's strange actions. They
had been married seven years and he had
never suspected her Of being sweet" on
any other man. They were reared In the
same town In Ontario and went 10 school
together. He had been on the stage six
months. Formerly ne was g. baker. He
and his wife had planned to spend Christ
mas In their old home, but her strange
actions upset all their plans.
About two years ago Mrs. Marsh travel
ed under the stage name Of Matte Dewey.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1897-12-20
DIES DISAPPOINTED

Has. as a general rule. no one to blame
for 1t but himself. He may be silently
brooding over some secret trouble that
destroys conjngal love. that tends 10
separate husband and wife. Or his
liver may be torpid and inactive. which
not infrequentiy produces constipation.
biliousness, and at times perhaps a
melancholy condition OF the mind. Or
he may be dyspeptic. his digestion
greatly impaired, II not almost entirely
destroyed Or a terrible syphilEtic dis
ease may be working its way through
his system and into his blood and
bones. Or his lungs. heart. bladder.