The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1897-12-29
A Clever Trick

II certainly looks like 1t, but there is
really no trick about it. Anybody can try
1t who has Lame Back and Weak Kidneys,
Malaria or nervous troubles. We mean
he can cure himself right awey by taking
Electric B.ttere. This medicine tunes up
the whole system, acts as o stimulant to
the Liver and Kidneys. is q blood purifier
and nerve tonic. 1t cures Constipation,
Headache, Painting Spells, Sleeplessness
and Melancholy. 1t is purely vegetable, u
milo laxative, and restores the system to
its natural vigor. Try Electric Bitters
and be convinced that they are q miracle
worker. Every bottle guaranteed. Only
SOC bottle at Hiil-Orr Drug Co.
The Fretman's Journal seys that "a
tidal wave OF Catholicity 10 sweeping over
the earth. In Catholic countries it ia
seen in the extraordinary interest taken
by Catholics In social and economic Quea-
tions. In the promotion OF Catholic sclen-
tific congresses, in the dawning trium PHI
OF the religious idea in education" etc
and 1t adds: protestant countries afford
many evidences of the Same happy con-
dition Of things. Catholicity is oontin-
uousiy making great gains In every one
OF them"
= Mrs. NJ. Il. Ford, Ruddell's, ILL.,, suf.
fered for eight years from dyspepsia and
ed by using DeWitts Little Early Risers,
the famous little pills for all stomach and
liver troubles. Evans Pharmacy.
A young man and his betrothed
we're killed hy Lightning in Arkansas.
They wero overtaken by a storm ON
Black Point Mountain and were found
dead in each others arms. They were
buried OH tho mountain side in the Same
grave. on what was to have been their
wedding day.
Miss Allie Hughes, Norfolk. Va,
WAS frightfully burned iii inc face and
neck. Pain was Instantly relieved by
DeWitts Witch Ite3sl Salve which heal
e: :i:s :::j.:y without leaving q scar 1t
is tho famous pile remedy. Evans Phar-
macy.
"A guide was recently showing. a
party OF ladies through museum, ex-
planning the various objects as they went
along; This" he said, taking up a
threatened to kill his ass.' ~ never
learned" interrupted one OF the ladies,
"that Balaam had sword. What 1
have read in history ls that he wished he
had one to kill his ass" ''Well." re-
piled the young man, 'that is the sword
he wished he might have had"
y. A. Perkins, of Antiquity, O., was
for thirty years needlessly tortured by
phyeiciens for the cure OF eczema. He
~ .StstSEtJ eJsCN Wy 9asHS stS ~ .st s
Witch :za2el Sslve the famous healing
salve for piles and skin diseases. Evans
Pharmacy.
Some women, as we'll as some mon,
have queer notions. The day that Mrs
Lenora McMahon, OF st Joe, was married
she had her first husbands body taken
up at Wichita and sent to her at Kansas
City. The bride and Bridegroom joined
the remains there and accompanied them
to Wisconsin for reinterment.--At 4 tchis0m
Globe,
= Prosperity comes quickest to the man
whose liver is IN good condition. De-
Wits Little Early Kisers arc famous lit
tie pills for constipation, biliousness,
indigestion and all stomach and liver
troubles. Evans Pharmacy.
-''l<leptomania," the old coored man
explained, ''is disease dat might make
niger steal punkins wen dev was
watermelon patch in de same lot.''
= An acre was originally az much as
yoke of oxen could plough in day. but
In the Thirteenth century it was made bv
law Of its present size The word "acre''
Is from the Latin ager, a cultivated field.