New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-10-19
THE TAIN OF THE DAY.

,,,,o, 7 Uoge Tyler the Democratic nominee for
covornor OF Virginia is adding much TO the humor
% the c,mpagn. Tie other day ne SAID ih'S u
,,e lriast ticket that the people OF Nirsih' were
ever asked to vote for Jack Montague never
,rrka awning but Dan River mud Ed Echois
,oosn., know the difference between wine and POKE
berry m,cc As for myself, never drink ahytnhs
,rorre- than unspIked buttermilk." lie declared
TIM, much Of the land In Virginia Is so poor 'ha'
uo u,II have to fertilize graves IN order 10 III
sure a resurrection" He further salu 'ha' NV
u,ke. o, which he was the head was entitled 10
support because II was made up OF o'"cH
man a red-headed man and paio-neh"e" """'
variety enough to suit everybody
Tho cver.falthful Irish. after suffering In silence
al ne. ,,f,n,ies that Croker could develop, hay at
length rcbelled. Tammany Is no 'onEsr ro mi, the
many Of the rs and O the q chn ns All over
wiswam in Fourteenh' I; dsrlaXrH er ine s the
Wo ,,Sn "a se a. tightly shut against him as the
harem Of the su,tan-Urlsh Republic
"prorre.." says Tho West Union uowa) Ga
zc,tc lis simply tearing It's shirt at E.kader
They've got two rains day. ana now 'hey nc
going TO AZ the sidewalk that runs to the depot
scrRcspect-"y orter have seen yerseir
smirkin an RrimPn wnf Mesnasr n Nike Any
body ud thought we considered Se'Se' " yea"
o eTho,.s wot I am" replied P.odding Pete. I'm
A hobo ideal" -tWashngton star
yyb,stu,c ,s encouraged In some OF the pubic
schoo,s Of Philadelphia. I'm the Zane-st, school,
saws The Record" where the Board OF Educa-
,ior has its Offices shril notes from the classrooms
above float down upon the committees In the midst
q, their deliberations. The repertory Includes
.vo,t.. Doodle' Star Spangled Banner and Home
sweet Home Strange as 1t may seem. the girls
after a little practice. make better whlstiers ina"
the boys They enjoy It immensely. ana VINE" e"
gagged In these 'recitatons twist their h'''e "o"'
into the sweetest OF Fuckers.
Mr. ~ Ing lawyer in , SINAI, wa '0wa
i e,oI advice Mr. n. took down mucli-used
Volume his small bookcase and I'd gave "a the . rn
~ Ss lis client handed him ivedollar bill, with
look Mr. N n oo n e ut tSrSus n
his pockets and his embarrassment increased
IS he s ns said sS"r S aSns DOWN he law
book again. and turning over the pages. ~ give
you two more dollars worth OF ADVICE TITUS
burg Chronicle.
"soms wears ago" says 1.-THE Musical Age"
"Sousa was leading band at small country res
tiyaI The advent OF the band had been awaited
with intense interes; by the audience. and when
they arrived the bandsmen were quickly surrounded
by a SURFING crowd. which hemmed them In so
that 1t was difficult for them to keep on playing.
Sousa appealed to one OF the committee to keep
the crowd away and said that unless his men had
more room they could not play. The committee
, man shook his hand warmly and. turning to the
assembled multitude. bawled out: Gentlemen, step
back and give the purfessers purfessers a chance
to piay!"
He begged a kiss. She frowned medtatively
"A Kiss" she said. rs an expression OF sentiment
Placed upon the hand 1t signifies respect upon the
forehead friendship; upon the lips. both-and more
! or neither. Since you have asked IT, you may ex-
| press yourself In one kiss Proceed"
He he5itated. l..
Through respect and friendship love may DC
reached. II he were too bold She ne hesi.a .,sa
10 down
! IT, He tried to read her mood. He would place
p, that one kiss upon her
He heard a tril as OF many birds.
| He looked w.
She was whlstlng softly.
| Her hat was pulled down to her eyes. covering
her forehead, and her hands were thrust deep Into
the pockets Of her jacket-(Detroit Free Press.