The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1897-08-27
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80 ii'iinouerately fond OF
red hair because 1t looks so much het-
ter after 1t has turned gray.-Boston
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She-"You looked like fool when
you proposed to me-" He fploom,lv,
well, why didn't you tell me before
it was too ate"-Detroit Tribune
Minnie-"l want to Introduce Won n
young lady-a very nice young lady
and she's worth her weight in goldy
Bob-"stout girl, hope."- Tit-Bits
Judge-Well, now that you are hack
you can tell us how much II costs 20
go TO Europe. IAN you've got and all
you can borrow over there. Baltimore
News.
Mrs. Howso-"Did you attend Mrs
Cumrock's funeral yesterday:v Mrs
Saidso-'When she owes me cau9
Why, the very observation-disclosures
Times.
Then you agree with the Rev. Mr..
Straitlace on the question of eternal
punishment| mot exactly. We both
believe in it, but I'm not in favor of H.
Truth.
Employer-'I thought you wanted to
go to your grandmother's funeral this
afternoon" Office Boy-"Please sir.
it was postponed on account. of wet
grounds. Truth.
Miss Towney lin search of the idvllic
at last meets real, live shepherd
Pray, tell me, gentle shepherd. where
is thy pipe" The Gentle Shepherd
Il left 1t at come, mum. cause | amt
got no 'baccy."- Tit-Bits.
FINISHED your projected kineto-
scope yet?' asked the idle man. ut
works beautifully" said the inventor.
''but the hardest part is to come
whats thatf' Getting up name
for it."-Clnclnnati Enquirer.
Il would gladly lay the world at your
feet" the young man exclaimed. Dear
me- sighed Mabel, 81 almost wish you
hadn't said that" ''Why?" Father is
always saying you act as If you own
the earth. Washington Star.
Where did you get the pretty bow
for your hair, Nellie?" Guess 1t was
yours once, wasn't it," "Why no. why
do you think thaty" "'Cause sister
gave it to me, and heard her say she
gets all yours. "-Harper's Bazaar.
Il suppose you may say the honey
moon is ut an end when the husband
begins to stay out late at nlght| Not
exactly. 1t doesn't really end until the
wife can go to sleep again without be-
lieving what he has to say for himself"
Truth
Mistress-"Did you ask for milk
bread." Domestic-"Yes num-" Mis-
tress-"What miserable little loaf
they gave YOU" Domestic-"Yes-
mum. It's my opinion. mum. that the
baker is usin' condnsed milk."-Dublin
World.
NO man ever got rich," said the
cornfed philosopher, "by sitting down
and thinking what he would do If he
had 81 200. coo. The fellows who got
there did so by thinking whom they
should do to get $l,OO0,0O ."-lndianap-
oils Journal
Henry. you look very pale. What's
the trouble?" Il was stung to the
quick by an adder this afternoon. ~
How did it happens" why. | drop
ped in at a bank. and the pookkeeper
told me my account was overirawn. =
Golfers Weekly.
THE difference between the Wagner
ties and the anti-Wagnerites Is quite
simple" what Is it, We'll, when
the Wagnerite can't understand Nas-
ner, he thinks 1t Is his own fault while
the anti Wagneriie, under similar cir
cumstances. thinks 1t IS Wagner >
fault."-Puck.
d, 1T was really most enjoyAbie occa-
sion" remarked Miss Cayenne. Iheh
you regard 1t as worthy of being class
/ ed with the social successes OF the sea
SOM "Oh. dear no. | couldn't tihnh
Of going so far as that No one mas YET
Informed me how much 1t cost. =
Washington Star. fs
+ Gadaround-I witnessed a perform
ance of "Hamlet' by village amateurs
out at Waybackville the other night
Snarley-Must have been distressing
Gadaroand-On the contrary, II was
highly amusing. Not one OF the actors
forgot to say exit every time ne lei'
the stage-Puck
Il guess Jim can get away lor ','s'
fishing party all right What makes
YOU think so?" Il was up to his house
last night. His wife used to be an
amateur elocutionist before they wer'
married. and he asked her to reci'e
She'll never refuse him now '-Cie'e
land Plain Dealer.
Il was surprised to hear that renel
ope had broken her enlightenment
thought She was determined TO stiei
TO him in spite of the opposition OF nel
father ~She was. but the ldiot.wro''
her some poetry. as be called II. An'
he rhymed her name with let us thei
elope.' That settled himF7-Cincihii"l
Enquirer.
A Parliamentary Hint.-lt was ge'
ting late, and still the venerable eN
United States senator fingered In TN
parlor with the young people Eviaen'
ly something had to be done. / nope
papa" said his daughter gently pu
resolutely. that you will not be oifeno
ed If l now move a call oil ene nous.
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