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The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1897-12-23

Mr.. G. M. Dixon, we'll knoMn mer-
hant ofPleasant Ridge, FultonCo. Pa,
has a little girl who is frequently
threatened with Group, but when the
first symptoms appear, his wife gives
her Cham5erlain's Cough Remedy,
which always affords prompt reliefs.
The % and so cent sizes for sale by
Hanson & Emerson
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1897-12-23
A CHRISTMAS EXPERIENCE
An Incident In the Life of an Observing
Traveller. D.,

Several winters ago had arrived at
Odessa from Asiatic Turkey. The un.
lucky yellow flag, hoisted by command
of the visiting surgeon of the port, com
PEELED the brig was in to toss about in
the roadstead for week before it was
admitted to the quarantine harbor
Then l was required to send my clothes
for fumigation, and at the end of an
other week the authorities permitted
me to land and take up my quarters in
the lazaretto for IA days more, Ion sus-
picion Of plague.
The Odessa lazaretto is built in the
form Of quadrangle. Each room is
separated from its neighbor by double
wall, between which a sentinel takes
his station to see that neighbors hold
no communication with each other.
There is small courtyard in front OF
each room, and double iron grating
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1897-12-23
HOHENLOHE BEREAVED.

Wife of the German Chancellor Died of
Inflammation of the Lungs
BERLIN, Dec. 22.-The wife of Prince
Hohenlohe, the imperial chancellor,
died of inflammation OF the lungs.
Princes Hohenlohe, who was born
Feb. Is, 1929, was formerly Princess
Marie Won Sayn. Witgenstein-B erloerg.
She was married Feb. Is, 1S47, to Prince
Won e-Schillingsfurst.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1897-12-23

Miss Allie Hughes, Norfolk, Va, was
frightfully burned on the face and neck.
Pain was instantly relieved by DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve, which healed the injury
without leaving a scar. 1t is the famous
pile remedy. Fer sale by Hanson &
Emerson.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1897-12-23
Illinois Reapportionment Bill.

SPRINGFIELD, Ills, Dec. 22.-The Re-
publican joint legislative caucus, by
v te of 90 to 2, ratified the apportion-
ment bill prepared by the caucus COM
IN tte.. The two members who voted
in the negative will vote for the bill
when put upon its passage.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1897-12-23
CORRESPONDENTS Are Barred.

SHANGHAI, Dec. 22.-The German ad-
miral commanding at Kiao Chau bay
refuses to admit newspaper men within
the German lines. There have been
no further developments at Kiao Chau.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1897-12-23

A healthy babe should cry three or
four times a day to give it's lungs need
ed exercise. So asserts a medical au-
thority, but he doesn't say how long
each cry should last.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1897-12-23
Sect of Remarkable Fasters.

As fasters the sect of jams, in India,
are far ahead of all rivals Fasts Of
from 80 to 40 days are very common,
and once year they are said to abstain
from food for IS days.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1897-12-23

Mrs. Mary Bird. Harrisburg, Pr, says,
''My child is worth millions &c me: vet
would have lost her by Group had not in
vested twenty-five cents in bottle of One
Minute Cough Cure" It cures coughsp
colds and all throat and lung troubles. For
sale by Hanson & Emerson
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1897-12-23

Prosperity is come quickest to the man
whose liver in good condition. DeWitt's
Little Early Risers are famous little pills
for constipation, bliousness, indigestion
and all stomach and liver trouble. For
sale by Hanson Emerson.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1897-12-23
Still They Continue to Go.

TACOMA, WASH, Dec. 20. - The
steamer Corona sailed during the day
for Skaguay and Dyea and way ports.
She carried to the North 200 passen-
gers, 30 per cent of whom are prospec-
tive miners, and 500 tons of general
> merchandise.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1897-12-23

It is asserted by Lyell, the geologist,
that at period comparatively recent
all that portion of the United States
south of the Black Hills was under from
300 to 900 feet of water.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1897-12-23

Polygamy is still the prevailing form
OF marriage among the natives of Natal
and is recognized by the British author
titles.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1897-12-23

Spain has more sunshine than any
other country in Europe. The yearly
average in Spain is 5000 hours; that
of Italy, 1880; Germany, 1,700; Eng
land. l,4OO.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1897-12-23

In Boston court few days ago a
man engaged in manual labor testified
that he was obliged to work 81 hours
out of the "a ..
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1897-12-23
French Cruiser Ordered to China.

LONDON. Dec. pa special dispatch
from Brest says the French cruiser
Jean Bart has been ordered to proceed
Immediately to China. &
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1897-12-23

WITHIN few years 900 artesian wells
have been opened in Queensland, yield
ing 1875. 600, 900 gallons of water a dav.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1897-12-23
Alaska Has a Great Front.

The coast line of Alaska exceeds in
length by 5000 miles that of all the
rest of the United States.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1897-12-23

The proportional number of unmar-
ried women is greater in England than
in Germany and the age of marriage
higher
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1897-12-23
ST ATE OF MINNESOTA, }
COUNTY OF STEARNS,

NJ. HOGAN, Attorney, Mortg
SalIE Centre, MINI.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1897-04-29

hanging their heads, had been tittcring
into each others faces, finding their
time had come, slowly and awltwardly
found their feet, but not the erect po-
sition Of the soldier.
$50 far so good" said I.ambert, calm
ly. "Now, sergeant, explain the rest
TO them, as they seem to be uninstruct-
ed recruits"
There was general tSter at this.
One of the two was an eX-sergeant of
ten years seryicc-one of John Barley
corn's defeated wrestlers. His eyes
snapped with wrath, but he knew the
lieutenant had the best of him"
Don't make it necessary for me 10
repeat the lesson" said Lambert, be-
fore moving on; especially you, sir"
And the ex-sergeant was plainly the
man indicated
Up at the end of the row Sergt. Burns
thigh with n whaclS Of delight, then
glanced over to see how the captain
took it.
The captain was carefully counting
over the "greenbacl1s" nc had just re-
ceived, and, with these in hand, turned
into the dark recesses of his farther
tent. The episode in front was Of minor
Importance.
"You got raldn' down, Riggs"
laughed some OF the men as the leu
tenant was lost to sight beyond the
wagon, while the victim OF his brler
reprimand glowered angrily after him.
Dam young squirt" snarled the fel-
low. "I'll learn him lesson yet"
mo, you won't, Riggs" was the
quick rcjoinder Of Mcbride. He was
perfectly right, as you ought to have
eense enough to know. I'm glad, for
cnc TO see II, for this company has sim
ply been goin' 10 the dogs for the last
six months"
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1897-04-29
"

Lambert's nerves were tingling n
trine and his thoughts were not the
most cheerful as he went away. That
he should find his company commander
n miser, a recluse, and something OF
a mystery, had all been foreshndowed.
But that discipline should have been
abandoned in sc" company was quite
another thing. Farnham, the captain
proper, was an officer who had held
high command In the voluntccrs-too
high, indeed, 10 serve with cquunimity
under the field officer now at the head OF
the regiment, who had had no war serv-
Ice whatever Farnham was within n
few files of promotion to majority, and
therefore despised company duty. So
long ny his company had been stationed
in the city, furnishing guards and or
derlies for the various officers then
quartcred there, he remained with II,
and occasionally saw portion OF II
on Sunday morning. Then, after two
years of this demoralizing service, came
the months OF detachment duty mp in
the interior, and Farnham's friends In
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1897-04-29
His Winning SUIT.

Mrs. Kirtland-And why do you
think, Mr.. Dudley. that the world is
better now and more beautiful than It
was SO years ago?
Mr.. Dudley (who Is after her sweet
daughtcr)-Bocause-because you were
not In IL then.
Papa Kirtland'a objections to the
young man have been overriden.~ ~CIeyet
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1897-04-29
lro BE coyrsUzD.l
No Hope for Him.

The lover was disconsolate.
"Cheer up" advised his best friend.
"All may yet be we'll"
mo-" answered the lover. knowing
the disposition of the sex ms I do, I can
see that there is positively no hope"
"What seems TO be the trouble2"
"Her parents insist upon fayoring my
suit instead of violently opposing it>"I-
Chicago Post.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1897-04-29

Philad'a Mail Sunday only ----S 40 a. II.
For detailed information, aIdreas GhOs.
Z. Watt, PAS. i gt. Weston Dis.rict, cor
fifth Ave. rEd Smithfeld St, Pittshuss,
IA.
N. HUTCHINSON, j. K, WOOD,
General b 1aca-. GcIT Passr. \ gent
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1897-04-29

This Is Your Opportunity.
On receipt of ten cents, cash or stamps,
a generous sample will be mailed OF the
most popular Catarrh and Hay Fever Cure
Ely's Cream Baln) sufficient to demon
strate the great merits of the remedy.
ELY BROTHERS,
Sc Warren st New York City.
Rev. John Reid, Jr., of Great Falls, Mont,
recommended Ely's Cream Balm to me. l
can emphasize his statement, '.It is posi-
tive cure for catarrh if used as directed. -
Rev. Francis W. Poole, Pastor Central Pres.
Church, Helena, Mont.
Ely's Cream Balm is the acknowledged
cure for catarrh and contains no mercury
nor any injurious drug. Price, so cents,
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1897-04-29

THE PITTSBURG, SHENAN.
GO & LAKE ERIE RAILROAD
TIME TABLE-In effect Sunday, Dec.
80, 1896. Trains are run by Standard Cen
tral Time (90Ih Meridanl.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1897-04-29

DITTSBURG & WESTERN
Railway. Allegheny Short
Line. Schedule in effect, July 10,
1896.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1897-04-29

Pullman Buffet Sleeping Cars and arst-cla
Day Coaches rGn through between Butler and
Chicago dailv.
For Through Tickets 20 points the West
Northwest or Southwest apply TO
A. IS. CROUCH, Agen
Bu tier, Pa
Traina leave the Is. q o. depot In Pirtbu:g
;or the East as folloGs.
For Washington D. c., Baltimore, Fhll4dcl
phin, an1 Now York, 30 and 9.20 p. n
cnmberl.Dd, GAO. 80, a. N. 10, 9z0 y. m. Con.
p@syle. ESQ, 730, a. Tn li0 i.30 S.55, $780, go
.. m. UniontoYn, 20 u. m. 10. 40. $50 y. m.
Unlontown. Norga rto"E and FairmOnt, 1890. a.
m. and 5.30p. N. Mt,rleasant G.dO. Z. 30 q. n.
10 and 4.s0 p m. Washington. Pa, 75O and
20 a. m, s.0o,J.45 and 800, II % r. ~ Wheel.
ng, 7.40. and $50 e. rn., and 400, 800. 1l55 y.
=. Cincinnati, 81, .lcuig. Columbus ard New
ark. 740 Il. m. $40. li.55 p, m.
For Chicago, Z.iO ami $50 p. m
Parlor aud sleeping cars 20 Baltimore "ssh.
lngtop. Cincinnati and Chicago.
II. o. DUgKLE Gen. Supt. Allegheny, Pa
q. W. BAssETr, A. G.P. A, Allegheny, Pa
X. p. REYNOLDS. Supt.. Foxburg, Po
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1897-04-29

gestion, bad taste, coated UA
tongue. sick headache, in EzH~
somnia, etc Hoods Pills SES%
cure consultation and all its u

results easily and thoroughly. &c All druggists.
Prepared by c. !. Hood & Co.. Lowell, Mass.
The only Pills to take with Hoods Sarsaparilla-
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1897-04-29
Constipation

Causes fully half the sickness in the world. It
retains the digested food too long in the bowels
and produces biIiousneSs, torpid liver, indi-
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1897-04-29

z 20 ! 20l Allegheny. Pawii o z OJl -.
pm an a. MP. M.
j. T. BLAIR, General Manager, Greenyille. Pa
". q. SARGEANT. G.. y. A.. Meadvilie Pa
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1897-04-29
SUNDAY TEAINS--Leaye Allegheny CITY Tor
Butler and principal intermediate stations 7-Z5
a = TH.g., and 1.I5 f. NJ

o. Sunday, train leaving Butler $40 4.
IL, conuec;s .ur Harrisburg, Altoona, and
Philsdslphia.
Through trains for the east leave Pitts-
Ing NInior Etatiunl nE lnlloWR:-
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1897-04-29

GoISG NORTH.
Evening star., 1897-05-08
~: HSSSs&Iy4T4lD
1Y nunn" OC-rN'

more general use in the middle states than
elsewhere. The term is applied to any
rough. rowdy or fighter in these days; but
as originally used it was applied only to
one who would fight for the possession of
fire plug. This was in the latter part of
the forties, and early part of the fifties,
when the cities, in their water supply sys-
TENS, provided fire plugs. The volunteer
fire companies had before relied on the
streams. pumps and reservoirs for the
water to extinguish fires. and the aim of
each comp pany when an alarm sounded was
to get the first water from q plug and
tDus secure an advantage over the rival
companies. Often when the firemen reach
ed the ground they would find a man hold
irg possession of the plug for his fayorite
comlany. and IL he refused to give It up
nght was the natural outcome 1t is not
surprising that the word plug-ugly, should
nave been evolved as descriptive Of the
uGly fighters over the fire plugs, Happily
wherever there are paid fire denartments
there are now no 'plug-uglies' unless we
apply the word to any one of ugly dispo-
sllon. ana the real genus is yearly becom-
ing more rare in the towns and villages
where the old hand apparatus is stfll usei
X X
DR.. Daniel b. Clarkes retirement from
the National Bank of the Republic" saws
one Of his old friends, probably closes a
long, active and successful business career
OF half century, for he will likely enioy
MS evening of life in a well-earned rest
Dr. Clarke was in early life an apothecary
as the druggists were then calIed-and
about 1Si5 established a business at the
corner of 11th and D streets southwest
Q1th street being then the main thorough
fare to the steamboat wharves), his capital
invested being only 800. Here DIR. Clarke
puilt up a good trade and passed many
years of his life, subsequently, removing to
pennsylvania avenue and 412 street, and
tnence to another stand, where he was
highly successful as a wholesale and retail
dealer in drugs. He retired from this busi-
ness when he became the president of the
bank, and during his administration his di-
rectory and bank furnished officers for
other national banks-Mr. John 4. Herrell
president of the National Capital and the
late Mr.. W. r. Riley president of the West
End Among them l recall, too the fact
that the late DR.. James f. Morgan entered
on the practice of his profession as neigh
Dor of DR.. Clarke about the tine the latter
entered business in South WashirGton and
the late VIM. j. Sibley, so long one of DR..
Clarke's associates as a director in the
bank, then filled the modest position of
messenger in the Post Office Department -
Evening star., 1897-05-08
He Had Done His Share,
From Judge.


The only people who are positive they are
fitted to bring UP children in the way they
should go are very, old gentlemen and
maiden ladies. An amusing little scene, in
which the helpful old gentleman" figured,
occurred the other day at the Grand Gen.
trail station. Quite al family party were
assembled, of the class that believes in
making the most of a free country, to
await the arrival Of an expected guest
Children were there galore, playing tag
all around the old gentleman's feet. falling
periodically over his canvas bag. squealing
wildly as they ran into passengers, and re-
treating in heaps as d cop approached.
The helpful old man stood it as long
as he could conscientiously, then. looking
over his spectacles. said severely, stop
that racket-you chiidren"'
We'll, l like that" answered one of the
mothers. in loud, angry tone.
But if she did, the old gentleman didn't
and faced the woman as he continued:
Now, look here, madam, I've raised
three families of children and not a single
child was ever allowed to annoy my neigh
bors."
Well replied the irate lady, eff you've
raised three families you've done your
duty. and I'll thank you to allow me to
raise mine"
Evening star., 1897-05-08

music. / think just think have"
You don't mean to say that you have
doubts as to your own mental condition.
mot at all. I'll come out of 1t all right" /"
''Why, what has happened to your"
"a lot of things. 1 have just had an idea
which I'm inclined to believe explains a
whole lot of marvellous events. This morn
ing one of the first things 1 did was to
put a rubber disc to my ear. and by put
ting my lips to another rubber disc, hold a
conversation over wire with a friend
miles away.
well, there's nothing uncommon in
that" was the reply in a tone of some
apprehension.
THAT'S what everybody says. And 1t
seems to me as IL 1t had been going on for
years. It's an ordinary occurrence for me
to get into a car that has neither a horse
nor locomotive attached to it and ride
around town.
ITO be sure 1t is." returned the friend,
still more uneasfly.
"And a little while ago went to a place
where, by turning on a peculiar blueish
light? could look through my hand and
see my own bones"
That's an old thing now"
That's the peculiar part of II. EVERY
body seems to take it all as q matter OF
course. That's what makes It so funny. II
would seem q simple. everyday matter II
were to tell you that could talk into 4
machine and then have It repeat every word
say an indefinite number of times"
MY dear fellow-what you need Il rest. !"
Evening star., 1897-05-08
An Earnest Plea.

WELL. said the employe of the brewery.
rather roughly. what do you people want
around here?"
law, you needn't get scared" replied
Meandering Mike. 1--WE don't wan. nothn'
to drink
"Leastways, we don't expect ter git
nothin'," added Flooding Pete 1--WE come
around lie. give ye some advice about how
ter run yer business"
Il krow. You think we ought to give
away things instead of asking money for
them"
mo. 1 don't look fur no miracles.
know that ye'Ve got avarce in yer system
an there's no use of anybody's tryin-
ter git it out. Ye've heard about what the
governments likely to io.'
You mean about putting an extra tax
OF 80 cents a barrel on bear?'
Yep"
"Of course. we've heard about it,"
Did feller met a short time ago tell
me right when he said there was ter in
beer or was he just lryin' ter make me
unhappy"
"Of course; there's water in all bever-
ages"
"If that extry tax is put on beer it'll cost
ye that much more, won't it?"
"Certainly."
AN yen be tempted ter economize some
where If We kin do it SOS 1t won't cause
too much dissatisfaction
THAT may be-
well, mister, all we wanted ter do was
ter impress on yer mind the fact that tie
little things counts up amaZin. Eff We gil
water from a we'll 1t means a lot y wear
an tear on a pump, an If ye take 1t from
make ye pay fur every foot OF It. Mister.
1t the time comes when We feel that we've
got ter dispense wit somethin', fur good
ness sake, leave out the water
Evening star., 1897-05-08
Prices Paid for Wild beasts.
From Answers.

portion of Carl Hagenbeck's we'll
known collection of animals, some of which
were seen kere, has just been sold at Ham
burg.
One lot, comprising three liens. two til
gers, two leopards, polar bear and four
dogs. ali accustomed to perform together" /"
brought e. 800: similar lot, but with five
lions and three tigers. brought f3. 400. while
f6O0 purchased a Penang tiger which had
been taught TO ride on a morse accompanied
by dog.
An elephant. with a lion which rides
and horse, fetched only a fraction less.
High prices were paid for some old ele-
phants-from ESQ to $500. A hippopota-
mus. six months old, reached $500. Tigers
brought f105 to $500; lions, f1OO; one chim-
Panzee, ESQ. and several ostriches, f4O each.
Evening star., 1897-05-08
DETERMINING HIS STATUS.
A Candidate for Suffrage Makes HI
First Appearance.

A Candidate for Suffrage Makes His
First Appearance.
The post Office inspector just arrived in
Washington from a three months trip
through the south was narrating some Of
his experiences.
"At the last election In state which I
shall not make it dangerous for me to re-
turn to by mentioning in a public print, :"
he was saying to a group Of listeners, Il
heard funny kind of an examination at
the polls. One of the very greenest coun-
try jakes think ever saw came up and
wanted to vote. 1t was his first vote. and
the judges held him up.
"'Want to vote? asked one in a pleasing.
off-hand manner.
ing to show courage.
"'What ticket?
"T dunno
"'Are you democrat?
"I dunno
care you republican,
"I dunno
"'How about being prohibltionistr
whats that un?'
Zone of the cold water people
For washin'?
" For drinking.
"'Gosh to splinters. I amt that. I
reckon
livery well,' said the Judge. giving 1t up
as a bad job, as there isn't anything else,
you are popuiist.
"a faint CLEAN Of intelligence. as II some
familiar name had broken into the young
voters perception, shone in his face
~ dunno he replied. hesitatingiy.
.Mebbe am. Pap says I'm the biggest
dern fool in four precincts.'
Evening star., 1897-05-08
DerisiOn.


I never will furgit it if 1 live q hundred
years.
That fowl 'ud keep us laughin' ter the very
verge O. tears.
Shed brought out lots O. chickens; allus
done her level best,
An she made her mind up that she'd treat
the nest-egg like the rest!
A monstrous lot D poetry an eloluence is
spent
In bringin' to attention Patience on a
n,onnyment,"
But reckon she could put that statcher's
glory clean to rolt-
The hen tnat took chiny egg an tried ter
hatch it out.
How often me an Josh an Bill an Ze5 I'D
go an see
The OF girl sticktn' to it, jes' as earnest as
could be!
She would fly at yer an holler, an there d
be the deuce ter pay.
Eff ye tried Ter save her trouble an ter
take the egg away.
All, them was good OIL days! Us boys is
widely scattered now.
claimed farms could be made to pay, an
said I'd show 'em how.
My comforts in the children An I've often
tod 'em bout
The hen that took chiny egg al tried ter
hatch it OUT.
l keep a-gittin' letters, now an then, from
all the boys.
They allus tell me, candid, bout their sor-
sows an their joys.
Each has some fine ambition that he
nurses day an night,
An each is sure thet, somehow, every
thing'll come out right.
An Wen all be jes as happy though we
won't be proud, as kings
When time brings round the joy ter which
each hopeful fancy cliags.
An We Often speak of boyhood days-the
happiest, there's no doubt,
An the hen that took a chiny egg an tried
ter hatch it out.
Evening star., 1897-05-08

that an invitation to
refreshments passed
wholly unnoticed. 1t
was The resentment
occasioned by his
seeming discOurtesy
that brough, him 10
earth again. His
apologies were pre-
fuse.
1t wouldn't OF oc-
CURED" he explain
ed, "ef / hadn't of
happened TO git liter
ary. I've heard IL
said that literary
folks is always ab-
Scnt-minded. a n
s n-Ce my brain
Evening star., 1897-05-08

SINE 10 the dlSintcr-
ested spectator. He
dropped the earpieces
with a sigh and start
ed for the door. AS
he passed out he met
q friend. who ex-
claimed:
Hello! Been listen
ing to the music":'
Il don't KNOW" was
the answer.
"Well," was the
semi-serious response,
what do you think
about it,"
It's difficult to ex-
press. You see. I
don't think I actually
have been hearing