New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-09-10
THE TALK or THE DAY.

Wild horses have become so numerous in North
ern Arizona that the Attorney General has been
asked II they may not be legally slaughtered.
An Anglomanlac Bird.-"Can that parrot talk
English" gsked the shopper.
He just can" said the dealer. with much enthu-
siasm. lie won't talk United States at all. When
YOU ask him II Polly wants cracker he answers.
Polly wants biscuit "-tCincinnau Enquirer.
ryze OF SD IL offered 10 the member OF the
freshman class OF Amherst College classical dlvi-
sion who gives evidence Of the best preparation for
the college. And 4 prize of 500 is offered to the
be~i-prepared member OF the scientific division OF
the freshman class this fall.
See how sad everybody looks.
Backbay~Na,nrally. How could they look other
wis. when they think OF the unfortunate people
who cannot live in Decentralization Transcript.
We don't know that II viii throw any light on
the vexing problems OF the day but nevertheless
record Il as L fact that the famous "Moodus
noises" have been heard again. These mysterious
noises are occasionally heard in the hills near
Moodus Conn
ley 80 dear; I'm so dissppQned
ming OF the play. and now almost every OF them
has forgotten hts lines.
forget: YOU will notice that the programme says
that ten years elapse between the first and second
Fenderson-Oh. I didn't see that. Yes that ac-
counts FOR it, (Boston Transcript.
Dumas tie elder not in the habit OF counting
his money. but did once leaving it on the mantel
while he left the room for few minutes When
he returned and was giving some instructions 10
servant mechanically counted the pieces over
again and found a louis missing. Well ne said
wiki a sigh considering that l never counted my
money before can't say Il pays
Ethel-Papa. does God tell YOU what to write in
your sermon?
Papa-les. my dear $500 .. =, ..
papa (afier pausel-To please your mother
Uruth.
4 criminal who has Just died In prison IN Madrid
~ p great age confessed short time before his
death that he was OF the robbers who broke
into the residence OF the Countess de Montijo
while she was absent IN Paris suing the French
republican papers for asserting the ilegitimacy OF
the Empress and stole money ard jewelry valued
NJ 20 90 pcsetas. about sll,0o".
man with nashy clothes: there's money in SELL
in gold bricks any mere. I've go; better lay dan
what str
vooden Sandwiches. "-(Washington Star
zone day" saws Il Southern paper "A farmer
rode into a little country town In State adjoining
Louisiana and got into talk with some friends at a
s,o,. where he had gone TO make some purchases
We'll John said one. how are you getting along?
...Vhat me? Oh toieraby well-just the same
tust like | always do
And all the neighbors out your way-how are
they getting along"
/" well they're Just the same. too-jus, like l am.
VA never allow any difference out our way, you
know
NO? Well. how DO YOU manage that?
".Weu. whenever We notice any fellow getting
ahead you know we Just go 10 see him. ard we
stay with him until we eat him back
MY boy" asked the old gentleman who haa been
Watching him with interest for several minutes
may INQUIRE what YOU are dongY
I'm humping up my tires" replied the young cy-
o,,., with feeling OF pity for such ignorance.
"kh, And what do you call that implement you
are using. may ask?
No my boy" responded the elderly parry PAL,
,t,g him on the head TT IL not pump. pump
is a thing that works by suction; IL eN,raets. ~
rmptes II does not I'LL. That .h;ns 'o S, az 'I ;
is a suffer Remember that. my oo! Stuner' not
pump" n.. more on the head
Nd walked away with his nose In the air.-tChi.
caso Tribune