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The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1897-04-03

pIces. One texture and UP makes stair
cases that can be rushed, another makes
slabs that can scarcely be adhered to.
One kind Of substance is firm and trust
worthy, another is friable and treacher-
GUS to hand and foot. If there was SO
much to be learned about rocks. snow
and ice were at first far more unknown.
The anatomy of glaciers had to be dis
covered, the secrets of crevasse forma-
ton to be learned. There were the
varied phenomena implied in the phrase,
estate Of the snow," to bs understood.
Both foot anu eye had to be trained to
recognize by feel and glance what the
estate of the snow" at any time might
be. Avalanches had to be investigated
avalanches of snow, ice androck-when
they might be expected to fall, where
they were to be looked for, how far they
would go. Climbers had to learn to
distinguish afar off between snow and
ice slopes. Moreover, the tools Of noun
taineering had to be invented. Many
were tried and discarded; a few were re-
tanned and improved. The form Of the
M was SNIWly ONO1VCu eSASe Aco ooOo
learned. The way to employ the rope
was yet more difficult discovery. Even
now the proper form for climbing irons
is only being arrived at. -
Accidents, usually fatal, were the
lessons wherefrom these facts were de-
rived. The great Matterhorn accident
finally demonstrated how the rops
should be used and proved that large
parties were q source Of danger. The
Lyskamm accident showed the peril OF
cornices. Unroped climbers met their
death on many mountains. From al
most every accident something was
learned. The safety Of the many has
been bought by the death of the few.
We can now plunge into the world OF
snow without undue teril. We know
its dangers and can gard against them;
we know also when we are safe and
where we can freely 60. Our forerun-
ners went aloft az neolithic navigators
put to sea- badly equipped and into q
misunderstood region. We arc now on
the footing Of the modern sailor. Snow,
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1897-04-03
MOUNTAIN CLIMBING.

The Safety Of the Many Bought by the
Death of the Few.
All crafts depend upon knowledge and
acquired skill-knowledge of the ma.
terial to be handled, acquired skill in the
handling Of the material. Pioneers Of
mountaineering had first to learn what
mountains actually are like, the details
Of their structure, and the forces in ac-
tion upon them. Rock structure, which
has one meaning for a geologist, ha.
others for a mountaineer. One kind OF
mountain masonry forms ridges and
gullies, another forms Lodges and preci-
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1897-04-03

and plumber. to the farmer in his har-
rowing, to the railroad in its building,
to the engine in its working, to the seam
stress in her labors, to the spider in his
webbing, to the spinner at his loom, to
the lawyers in their pleading, to a shrew
in her wrangling, to the gunner in the
fort. to the miner at his lode, to the
Turk as he sits, to the sword of the glad
iator, to tho expertwith his telescope, to
the woman in her gazing and in her
dressing. to the athletes in their wres.
Ting and to the swindler at his arts.-A.
=. Winship in Journal of Education.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1897-04-03

tho time when General Monk was in
London Barebone headed the mob who
presented a petition to parliament
against the recall of Charles II. Of the
Barebone family there were three broth
ers, each of whom had sentence for
name - Praise-God Barebone, Christ
came into -the-world-to-save Barebone
and Christ-had-not-died-th -thou-hadst-
bcen-damned Barebone. - New York
Evening Sun. - --- ~. -.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1897-04-03

as such, has no more terrors for us than
sea for them. Ill luck may overtake
Us, and we may fall, as they may be
drowned, but with good equipment and
experience the climber and seafarer are
about as safe as the townsman at home.
-Fortnightly Review.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1897-04-03
The J3arebone Family.

The Barebone Family.
The celebrated name Of Praise-God
Barebone was borne by member of the
Cromwell parliament called together
after the dissolution of the Long parlia-
ment in 1868. The royalists called the
assembly "Barebone's parliament" At
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1897-04-10

New York, April 1O.-The trial Of the
suit for $4,000 damages for an alleged
libel published in Scribner's Magazine
in September, 1895, brought by ex-Spe-
cial Customs Agent b. G. Jayne
against Charles ii. Scribner ct al, was
concluded yesterday aud the jury re-
turned a verdict awarding Jayne $3.50
damages. Judge Shipman, in his charge,
said that the historian is permitted to
criticize public matters, but is held
liable when he defames the character
of an individual The article upon
which the suit is based was written by
President Andrews, of Brown univer-
sity.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1897-04-10
At Kepohinslsi's Arcade Cafe.
Hot lunch ON Monday morning.


Last night about 12 o'clock officer Foltz,
who was standing at the electric light station.
had his attention attracted down East Lloyd
street, by the cries of Police" He fastened
to the spot when he found Andrew Saduski,
tenant of Michael Sullivans, on the war
path. He had kicked in the panels of the
door and was fourishing revolver in true
Western style, which was afterwards taken
in charge by the officer. Saduski was placed
in the lookup and taken before Justice Garden
this morning to answer charge of house
breaking and carrying deadly weapons, pre-
ferred by Landlord Sullivan. The prisoner
furnished $500 bail for each charge and was
rnleasnd
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1897-04-10

The production of Guilty Without Crime"
at tho theatre last night, by Mr. Summers
aud his excellent company was well received
by the large audience. Mr.. Summers, as
well as Miss Stevenson, were the special
favorites, and were well supported. The
specialties were up to the standard To-
night they close their engagement with
Kathleen Mavourneen, and will leave
many friends behind them. They deserve a
big house tonight
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1897-04-10
Miss Dickinson Gets a small verdict.

Scranton, Pa, April 1O.-The closing
arguments of counsel in he Anna Dick
inson case We're made yesterday and
Judge Acheson charged the jury. His
instructions were not binding, but they
might just as well have been, as they
clearly suggested a verdict for the de-
tense He said: Personally, be-
lieve the forcible entry into Miss Dick
insons room was justiiable, though 1
don't ask you to accept my view of the
matter The action Of the several de-
PENDANTS in assisting to take Miss
Dickinson to the asylum seems to have
been none other than neighborly as
sistance." The jury etired at $50
o'clock and at 1885 reported a verdict
Of ga cents in favor of Miss Dickinson.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1897-04-10

A. I know SO many poor, you know, and
have nothing 10 eat. We have to make col
lection through the church and give TO the re-
lief store to Keep the people, and lots of
young children begging around already.
O. | presume the miners buy moro whis-
key from you than meat2
A. No, sir, don't buy whiskey at all now,
not much
O. Buy beerY
A. Not much beer, poor times in saloon
business, too
@ Wouldn't it be good thing if it was
poorer I'M the saloon business and better il
the men get more work
A. think it would make some thing.
@. What is the cause Of this condition of
things in the anthracite region-the cause of
this poverty and distress
A. Not work enough.
Ex-BURGEss TEsT1F1Es.
ExChiof Burgess II. ]. Stern was next
called. Butcher by occupation.
O. State the condition of things as near as
you can2
A. Tire workingmans condition is a criti-
cal one. There are three men for one mans
labor.
@. What produces this condition Of affairs 2
A. An over production of labor according
to the consumption of coal
@. Have you any knowledge as to whether
or not the mine owners are giving to labor all
the employment they can?
A. | suppose they do, 1 have no informa-
tion as to whether they are or not
O. Then you presume they are giving
about all they can
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Justly SOI III ioIiiiils au oplllou eS 70 Cno
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The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1897-04-10

Philadelphia, April 1O.-The big bat
tleship Iowa, which made a record for
herself and $1,000 premium for her
builders, Messrs. Cramp & Son, IN her
official trial trip Off the New England
coast on Wednesday rounded the Del
aware capes last evening, and at 8
O'Clock anchored at Brown Shoal five
miles up the bay. This morning she
steamed up to her pier at Cramps
bhipyard. A broom at her main truck
and the huge white figures "1Z41, ,"
freshly painted on her smolestaclS, tell
the story Of her achievement.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1897-04-10
Warm Reception.

Our Lithuanian interpreter Special officer
Joe Anderson, last evening paid business
visit to VIM. Penn. Instead of standing out
in the cold to wait for car he entered Louis
Bender's saloon. There he noticed several
men with whom he had figured in lawsuits.
AS the car approached and he was stepping
out of the saloon, one of the men accosted
him by hitting him on the head and break
ing his hat. Anderson did not stop to in
yestigate the assaust but boarded the car for
Shenandoah.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1897-04-10
Our S1.OO and S1.5O stiff hats in black and
brown are winners. At MAX LEVITS.
The Irrepres.IbIe nr. swnllow

The Irrepressible Dir. swallow.
Harrisburg, April 10.-Rev. DR.. Swal-
low recently convicted of Hbeling the
board of public buildings and grounds,
and who has been trying to get into
the ruins Of the burned caDitol to see
what he can find TO establish his charge
that the capitol was burned under sus=
picious circumstances, is out ia a card
IN which he denounces the board for
refusing him admission to the ruins.
He says the board has informed him
that it has referred his request to the
attorney general for an opinion, and
this. he claims. viii bar out his witt
nesses until after the meeting of the
committee on the origin Of the fire on
Tuesday evening next.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1897-04-10

The following is the program selected for
the regular meeting of the "Y" this evening:
Singing, by the ''Y" scripture reading,
George James duett, Miss Cora Powell and
Mr.. ROxby solo, Thomas Dawson reading,
Miss Adverda Keller vocal solo, Miss Helen
Price defamation, Miss Levine comic read
ing, Edward Danks temperance notes, Miss
Cline impromptu speeches, by the members;
critic to be appointed
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1897-04-10
Roosevelt Receives Instructions.

Washington, April 10. - Theodore
Roosevelt, who win succeed Mr. McAdoo
as assistant secretary Of the navy,
came to the navy department yester-
day and had a long talk with Secretary
Long. He also spent an hour with Mr..
McAdoo listening to the latter's explain
alton of the methods Of the navy de-
partment, and especially the matters
with which the assistant secretary is
particularly charged. Mr. Roosevelt
viii not qualify and assume his new Of
flee until the 18th inst
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1897-04-10
AN EASTER OFFERING


Every Lady.
A leading New York manufacturer has
sent us a consignment of ladies spring capes
and skirts which, in addition to our regular
line of these goods, makes the cloak section
worthy of special mention. There is only
one cape or one skirt of a kind, and the
styles are so rich and the prices so little that
they are within the reach of all A fuller
description would be useless, for as no two
are alike 'twould take columns to describe
all. Whether you want to buy or not, come
and see this great line; you'll not regret it,
Capes of cloth, serge, diagonals silks, satins,
velvets, etc, plain or magnifcently
trimmed. Skirts of plain or fancy weaves OF
cashmere, serges, cheviots, silks, novelty
spring effects etc; all rustic lined and velvet
bindings. This special sale is only for two
weeks. l.. J. WILKINSON,
The Big Store,
2t Corner Main and Lloyd Streets.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1897-04-10

An interesting case was heard in Justice
Cardin's court last evening, when Anthony
Sebuski was arraigned on a charge of wife
heating md surety Of peace preferred by his
wife, Mariana. Her face showed marks of
violence and the tale told by her was at
times amusing and also pitiable After the
case was heard the husband plead TO the
vito to forgive him. promising her that he
would love, honor and obey her in the future
Upon this she settled the case and both re.
paired to their home
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1897-04-10

A. Holdermans jewelry store has been re-
moved TO the newly remodeled store room
at No. 81 North Main street, between the
Keller and Gaughan dry goods stores, where
courteous and liberal treatment viii be ex-
tended oau old as well as new customers.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1897-04-10
PetItloninr tho Comnnnv.

The employees Of the Knickerbock er colliery
who reside in Mahanoy City and this town,
have petitioned Manager Ash to again issue
fifty tickets for $3.50, which rate was in effect
previous to him taking charge of the Lake
side road
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1897-04-10

Payne's Giardyille nurseries A very
beautiful display of azaleas, Easter lilies,
cinemrias primroses, and ealceolarias
Orders for all kinds Of cut flowers filed
promptly. Prices reasonable. Cars to the
door. 3t-1O-13 10
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1897-04-10
ChiId killed by jumping Rope.

Reading, Pa, April 1O.-Annie f. Dell
camp, aged z years, died yesterday as
a result Of excessive jumping a rope.
The child skipped" the rope 81 times
without stopping. She died in great
agonY.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1897-04-10

Many ladies nave availed themselves of
the opportunity Of seeing the millinery dis
play and the reasonable prices at the new
store Of Miss b. Roche, l3 North Main
street, An invitation for inspection is
olicited. 4-1-1m
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1897-04-10

Funeral designs made up in any desired
form of natural or wax flowers, upon short
notice at reasonable prices. Large variety
Of frames constantly on hand. Orders may
be left at Morgan's Bazaar, 23 n Main St., or
at Payne's Greenhouse Gilardville, Pa. If
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1897-04-10

The following letters remain uucaled for
in the local post office Miss Bell Spencer,
Miss Bertha Oestried, Mrs. Lucy Hughes.
Rev. w c. Helner, Archibald Koehler, Dr.
L. f. Elstein, Jacob Noob Mr. Vogel.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1897-04-10

Do you wear clothes? If you do go to the
FAMOUS, in Ferguson House. and see what
they are offering.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1897-04-10

Go to the Up-to-date hat store and you can
feel assured that you will buy an up-to- date
hat at up-to-date marked down prices. At
MAX LEYIT'S, is East Centre street.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1897-04-10
EASTER SIX -NEcKwEAR.

ceived and are now offering at popular prices,
At MAX LEVIT'S, Is East Centre street.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1897-04-10

New and pretty Characteristic music
"Darkies Return" at Brumms.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1897-04-10

Rattan Carpet Beaters, 10 to 25c.
We sell the finest window shade in
town for SO cents.
Silver Plated Knives and Forks,
$3.50 per set.
American, German and French
Plate Mirrors, sc to So. 90
Fancy Tumblers worth 6oc, price
48c per dozen
Bracket Lamps complete, rs cents
Special Sale of Square Dinner
Pals, IA cents.
New line Of Porce1aine Table Ware
for Easter.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1897-04-10

A large assortment of fine gents half hose
at remarkably low prices. At MAX
LENITS. 15 East Centre street
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1897-04-10
WAY pesirns in FInwers.

All kinds Of funeral designs made up in
wax. Old funeral frames reflled with wax
flowers. Payne's Girardyile nurseries If
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1897-04-10

Kendriok House Free Lunch.
Clam chowder will be served free, to all
patrons tonight.
Hard she'll crabs, first of the season.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1897-04-10

Just try Toe box of Casearets, the finest
liver and bowel regulator ever made.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1897-04-10

10 NUItIl y NUI1II N UNE Day
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets All
druggists refund the money if it fails TO cure
95 cents.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1897-04-10
HARRISON'S BODY.
The Missing Mahanoy City Bookkeepei
Drowned in a Reservoir.

Drowned IN Reservoir.
The body Of the man found in the reser-
voir at Waste House Run, near Yatesville,
yesterday afternoon, was identified by Amos
Walbridge and George Hoppes Of Mahanoy
City, as that of Harry Harrison, the book
keeper who was in the employ Of the Kaier
Brewing Company ard who disappeared
from his hotel in NIahanoy City last Tuesday
morning. Tho body was discovered by
Henry Sampsell and Peter Woodall, Of FL
angowan, who went to the reservoir to shoot
ducks. The body was lying in about three
feet of water, face downwards.
Harrisons mind became unbalanced after
he suffered a severe attack Of la grippe. He
was 25 years Of age and unmarried. The
body was removed to Mahanoy City last
night aud this morning forwarded to the
parents Of the deceased at Dushore, Pa.
Breen's BIafto Cafe Free Lunch.
Grand Army bean soup tonight
Hot lunch on Monday morning.
Meals at all hours
Free continuous phonograpn entertainment.
All the latest songs and band marches.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1897-04-10

Nice chicken soup will be served free, to
all patrons tonight.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1897-03-04

CE...SHERIFFS SALE OF REAL ESTlTE

In the superior Count of Yakima county. state
of Washington
Daniel Holden, Plantih,N
John Bartholct, Mary c. Bartho.
let, his wife, b. A. Fogcr d TO-.
corporation, The Roseufcld- No I7is
smith Co, n corporation, The
New Hampshire Real Estate
Company II corporation.
Defendants
By virtue Of wit Of execution, order Of sale
and decree OF foreclosure issued ont Of the saii
superior Court IN the above entitled a,tlou ON
fiaintif, Daniel Holden aud said Defendant
The New Hampshire Real Estate Company, and
against the said defendants John Bnrthulri AID
Mary {. Rarthoiet his wife, a. follows: Ia fay-
or OF said rlaintin Daniel Holden tor the pru-
ciral sum OF Eve hundred sud seventy -Iiue
and 81 100 Dollars, with interest thereon ut the
uutil paid; the further >urp al 500 Attorney
ices and costs Of suit taxed Ht $40 90 in favor nf
sald defendant, The New Hnmpsli:r Rec rs
ta'e t"mpanN for the rrlncipai sum eft SIXTY
one aud ~ 100 Dollars, with interest fhc.rpl, az
the rate a - Ter cent per annum from the 9Th
day oi July lN!0 until paid; the further Stra Il
5000 Attorney 5 fees ana e, as pt suit Ia Il vt
s.. 90, and Increased costs int commanding mo
10 make sale thereof, mud whereas the aid
judgments are the foreclosures uI two Ger ain
en- estate mortgage given %, inn aid e., end
HA John EHIth"lct nut Mary G.. 'r'thc.,t. his
VIE to 'urItu. Law sshyC d ',irialy. 1.i ~
sig uei 10 i'rhtcl Huiden plu'utln. uud the New
Hampshire Real Esja', Comp u curroratlni.
defendant herein, up'U The tultrW Ing dr. rt bed
cAles'atc situate 90 Nat ma county. Na,l ing
ton, to VII: it0- iNtn. five. -n. and twenty
,iX, y. IN block thir'y three. p ir 'gr Ci,y of
North aklma. nee ~ tx 90 d." a. @ said
,,ity now o, ro"..rH IN h. 'ni'e o' Tile ouuty
Auditor ct tHkiiHd counts.
Notce is hereby gwen t.at a Obedience to
said command, WI! uu ~ .ut', tie 9th dav
oi Mar, lSJ7. between fsI u.-.r. Of a.. iu,k a.
III aut O'Clock 70. IN fn..,'t. - ~. urtlr Of
O'Clock I. IN. u' ,ali day. al % ,trp..- tilr OF
The Court House IN rhe city of North
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1897-03-04
WEEKLY Who MONTHLY
Outlook
Published Every saturday
Is Aslor Place NEW YORK
MONTHLY
WEEKLY
Published Every Saturday
rs As'Or Place y

THE OUTLOOK will be in 1897, az it has
been during each of its twenty
years, History of Our Times. In its
various editorial departments, The Out
look gives compact review of the world +
progress; it follows with care all the i'm
portant philanthropic and industrial
movements of the day; has a complete
department OF religious news; dtyotes
much space to the interests of the home ;
reviews current literature; furnishes
cheerful tabletalk about men and things {;
and, IN short. aims TO give fresh infOrma-
ton, original observation, and reasonable
entertainment.
BEGINNING with the tifty-tith volume,
the paper will assume the regular maya
zine size, which will add greatly to its
convenience and attrartiveness The
Outlook is published every Saturday
fifty-twO issues year. The first issue in
each month is an illustrated Magazine
number containing about twice as many
pages as the ordinary issues, together
with large number of pictures.
The price of The Outlook is So a year
in advance, or less than a cent a day.
Send for Specimen copy and illustrated
prospectus TO The Outlook. Il AstOr Place.
New fork City.
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I'm Opportunity
Of "a Lifetime
a.ag..1.a.I}ga2.

The THE HERALDis Dollars
THE
has bed consistently Mercantile Farming Interests
the Mechanical the
and the next but is the Standard Paper
For the will make following
COSMOPOLITAN
for $I75.
The Cosmopolitan monthly recommendation
the reading public. Its fine illustrations
brought mill the best of all
the modern and has older o rout
Remember that THE for
DOLLAR AND SItVNTYFVE CENTS This good
up subscribers and new f. NJ REED, Manager
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1897-03-04
A Reason For Not Marrying.

Pretty Teacher (severely)-Did your
mother write this excuse?
Bad Boy--Yes'm
Pretty Teacher - Humph! 1t looks
very much like one of your scrawls.
Bad Boy - Mamma wrote it; but
please, ma am, she had sister Jennie on
one arm crying with bumped head
and brother Willie on the other with a
cut finger, and lot of sewing on her
lap, and she was rocking the cradle with
her knees, and she had to write with
her toes.
Pretty Teacher Tin the evening)-l
am very sorry, Mr.. Poorchap, but l have
changed my mind. l shall never marry
-Pearson's Weekly.