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The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

G.ldSO CORNER SALOON IN CHOICEST
I'D fOO. business location south of Market s. i;
kept by owner years: money-making place; rafe
chance. WILkE, 7SS MARKET st.
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

WAITRESS, SIS A WEEK: WAITRESS. $5 so
w week: same house. MARTIN & CO., 74S
Market st.
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

IJREE DEMONSTRATIONS OF VELoX pa.
i per daily at % Geary ST.; sole agency for the
coast. CAL CAMERA CO.
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

HOTEL LAUNDREss, SPRINGS HOTEL,
II $25 and room: see party here. MARTIN q
CO., 749 Market st.
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

e MORE MATTRESSES, PACIFIC GROVE,
u Cal, ST dav and fare each way. MARTIN &
CO., 749 Market ST.
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

06OO CORNER GROCERY AND BAR; 4
.pCOO. living rooms; rent $2S; in thickly set.
tied neigh borhood. north of Market: average daily
receipts sl2. WILKk, 7S6 Market ST.
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

CORNER GROCERY AND BAR, ONE BLICk
" south of NJ Marxet ST.: established years; guar
anteed to clear above $500 each month: sickness
compels owner TO sell; splendid business opening.
WILKE, 7S3 Market ST.
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

| x MATTRESSES, SEASIDE HOTEL. $2U
- and room; see party here, TO IL A. N. MAR
| TIN d CO., 749 Market st.
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07
HELP w.NTEp-Continued.

On KoCKMEN TO LAY DRY STONE $35
~ and board 10 teamsters, city, $26 and
board: 10 laborers, city, 81 50 a day: ~ wood
choi psrs, 81 15 corI. Z. r HANSEN IL CO.,
1OS Geary st.
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

CIIUATION WANTED BY YOUNG NAN
- (single) as gard ner milk. ETC.; can groom
d i've if required AL references; small wages
TO start. Apply Z. S, box 9S Call Office
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

C96O RESTAURANT; GOOD LOCATION;
I'd OOO. best barssin ever offered; Stats 5u;
electric light; mirrors; private rooms furniture OF
4 rooms included; cost $1,000; owner here b years
making money, but must leave this week:
STENBERG & CO., 632 Market
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

n CjLORED EXTRA WATERS WITH
" dress suits for country hotel; 81 so day
about 10 days. work. G. Il. HANSEN & CO.,
1JS Geary st.
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

COOk. RESORT HOiEL. S25 AND ROOM
" MARTIN d CO., 749 Market st.
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

M AN L + OMEN 40 LEARN BARBER
w trade; shops TOOLS positions furnished; 8
weeks required 5. F. Barber College, 13S1s Eighth,
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07
SITUATIONS wANrEp-cont,nu...

YOUNG COLORED WOMAN WISH ES STU
l. alton to do second work or care FOR children; !;
good refer nee. G. q. B., box 136, his office.
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07
MALE HELP WANTED.


MANTEE-THIS MORNING, 25O MORE LA
W borers for railroad work north; steamer sail
this morning: see boss here. g. X. HANSEN &
CO., lOS Geary st.
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

l.1TE RESTAURANTANDC d ZIG GAR-STORE" "
I'D ~. good neigh hborhood; cheap rem doing
q nj business: easily worth double; bargain. NJ
LESS, Fourth st.
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

ftERM n AMERICAN YOUNG NAN, AGE
II "a wishes work of any kind in some large
house: good city references. Address NJ, LOT
Ninth ST,
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

a. 400 BAKERY IN LIVELY COUNTR?
sD 1OO. Town: good horse and wagon; excel
len oven: good ice-cream trade connected; every
thing in frst-class shape; doing fine cash busi-
ness wi. LESS. Fourth ST.
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

RS IMPROVED ORDER OF RED .zr
E~S Mems Hall Assoc. .a:ion of San SaWr1S-
FranCisco-The annual meeting Of the SA.G>
stockholders of the Improved Order of Red Mems
II all Association of san Francisco will be held in
the building or he association 20 Post S., on
MONDAY EVENING, July IL, 1897. at 8 o clock,
TOR the purpose of electing board OF trustees or
directors for the ensuing year, and such other
busineSs.as may properly come before the meeting
DAVIS LOUDERBACk, President
WILLIAM J. SMITH, Secretary.
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

COMPETENT GERMAN WISHES SITUA
" ton as coach man; gCoi careful driver: under
stands gardening: CITY or country; reference. D.
J box lat. Call Office
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

II ITCHEN MAN SANTA ROSA, S15 AND
Ia room kitchen man. Vallejo, CAL: kitchen
man, resort hotel, $25 and room; kitchen man.
resort hotel. $40 and room. MARTIN & CO.,
749 Market st.
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

ES REBEL CORK BENEVOLENT A So
vs. ciatiOn-Memb. rs of the picnic commItl ee
are requested to At,en meeting at Cam Lrian
Hall TIL UESDAI EVENING, July g. a. 8
O'clocl. special committees and members av-
ny orders for prizes for the eleventh nua pic
nic TO be held Shell Vi ound Park SUNDAY,
August !. lS9 are requested report az this
meeting. Z. CuRKERN, Chairman.
JERRY MAHoNEY, Secretary,
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

MAN (24) WANTS ANY KIND OF EMPLOY
Nl mem; s,ricly sober and reliable: frst-class
reference: city or country. Address G. E ,, 7l3
MrnA St
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

| ARGE STOCK NEW AND SECONDHAND
~ shoes for sale; lot ladies' and misses Shoes
made 10 order any style So up. Central Repair
Ing Shop, 749 Mission St. near Grand Opera house.
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

Q1SO SECURES ONE-HALF INTEREST
I'D lCO in manufacturing business that will paw
s75 per month to each. Business Exchange, TIT
Marke. st.
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

IpCCO. house; newly fitted; good business:
central; sold sickness; suitable for good
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

CO600 BUYS ELEGANT NURSERY, IN
U U-CON Guiding plants, roses palms horses,
wagons, hothouses steam heaters, etc, or will eX-
change for clear property near san francisco.
Particulars WINSTON & co 646 Market st.
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

ESP ANNUAL MEETING-1HE REGULAR
eS~S annual me eting of the stock holders of The
San Frauci. co and san Joaquin Valley railway
Company Will bs held at the Office of the company.
S2l Market st, san Francisco, California. the
10th day of July, 1897, at tue hour or P NJ, for
the purpose of eecting Board OF Directors to
Tor the ensuing year and the transac tion of
such other business may come before the meet
ing ALEXAN NDER ACKIE, secretary.
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

YOUNG WOMAN WISHES SITUATION IN
L a good family as chambe maid or to take care
of chi dren. 32S Pacific ST., bet. Leavenworth
and HYDE
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

DOOKKkEPkR HAVING SPARE TINE
ID wants small sets of books to post, bills to
make out, ETC.. afternoons an evenn IS: reaso n
abe. Address Bookkeeper, box 63 Call Office.
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

REST COFFEE IN TOWN ORIGINAL
- Coffee John, 626 Sacramento st.
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

100D PAIR; ANOTHER LOT MEN =
1N'OO shoes; been slightly damaged; at less
than one-fourth their value; from 75c to So so.
562 Mission ST., bet. First and Second sts
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

w ANTED-GET YOUR SHOES MADE TO
w 1T your feet at the same Lrice you bu really
made ones, from SO, So, 81 and S. at 562 Mis-
sion ST., tween First and second
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

C1TRoNG RESPECTA BILE BOY II YEARSoF
- age, wishes work on ranch; small wages 1906
Polk st.
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

ESPECTABLE GIRL WISHES TO DO
IL housework; good plain cook years las.
place; please ans wer by postal wases SO. 10
Harper st.
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

| YOUNG GIRL WISHES SITUATION TO AS
l. sist in housework of small family; object q
| home. address L. box So Call Office.
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

~ and shoes; must sacrifice: ST. 80 shoe 75c So
sh oes 81, SO shoes ST. 81. 81 shoes 50: $5 shoes
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

IN EXPERIENCED MAN, WHO THOR
IA oughly understal lds the care OF gas engine
St am and elet trio machinery. would like posi-
ton. Address 5. s, box 80, Call Office.
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

INEXPERIENCED CHILDNURSE: F L
u care Of i child and some cham berwork; $50
Sutta
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

EIRST-CLASS AMERICAN WIDOW, ALL
alone, understands work don't want to be idle.
wants work in small family or by the day; 81 a
day and carfsre 637 Howard st, room 2
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

DRACTICAL ORCHARDIST MARRIED,
l. thoroughly understands curing fruit wishes
position Z. 7. WANNOP, 20S seven. st.
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

> MATTRESSES, MODESTO, CAL, $40 AM
= room; fares paid. MARIN & Co, 749 Market.
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

w INCHESTER HOUSE, A THIRD ST., Mr..
w Market: 200 rooms, 25c night; reading
room; Tree bus and bag gage and from ferry.
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

W ANTED. D.TOCOLLECTWAGES DUE LABOR
w ers&clerks KNOX Collection Agcy, l1O sutter
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

PROTESTANT WOMAN, COOK, INSTIrU-
L tion. city, S25; boarding-house COOK, $2b:
cham hermaid, country hotel. $15: 20 women and
bermaid assist waiting and others. MURRAY &
READY, Leading Employment Agents, 6s4-636
Clay ST.
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

EIRSr-CLASS AMERICAN COOK. BEST OF
l. reference also second girl; like situation to-
get her: city or country; $50 and S25. 3l5 Suter.
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

| CIRL, AGE l6, WISHES LIGHT WORK IN
VI store office to take care of baby. Address
| N, box IA, Call Office.
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

RRookLYN HOTEL, 20S-2l2 RUSH ST.
- board and room 81 to So per day SO to $12 per
Week: cholce rooms 90 cents 10 81; suite room,
free coach. CHARLES monte, merry
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

\E ANTED-A POSITION AS WORKING;
w house. eeper by young married woman, on O
ranch. Apply at 11z3 Webster St, from ~ A. NJ.
until P.
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

r IVEKY AND b ARDING FABLE IN BEST
IL neigh borhood in the citv; has an exec lent lot
of good horses, buggies, rocKaways hacx aud all
other necessary sock, etc. pertaining 10 good
business of his kind; fine large place, WI every
convenience; separate entrances; cneap rent :
doing an Al transient business, besides regni ar
customers ana boarders: clears $50 10 500
monthly; at a reasonable figure; trial given. NJ.
LESS, 5 Fourth st.
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07
AGENTS WANTED.
PROPERTY WANTED.


w TAN1ED-SMALL RANCH WITHIN so
w miles OF San Francisco, with small house.
Send full particulars 10 HOS CAHILL, New
Western Hotel. y. r.
L'XCHAN GE-CLEAR, IMPROVED FARM:
II 40 acres: house, barn, orcha d near Ukiah {:
value $4,000: for city d. operty smaller i'm
proved farm nearer to San francisco. i'd ress r.
=, box 50, CAL.
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

u
NEW WALDO LODG ING-HOUSE, 76' MIS-
clal attention TO morning calls; open ali night
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07
BUSINESS CHANCES.

$3.50. masn.enty ma furnishe D throw tRTonghous h0
rent low; doing fl paying business: vel -e tab
Hshed trade; rare chance. NJ. LESS, Fourth St.
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

D kSPO SIBLE. EXPERIENCED B U : L
IL ness man with some capital and ample secur-
ity desires interest in legitimate enterprls mrr-
chandise rokerage or commission business pre-
ferred. w. box 70, call Office.
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

7 AIDES SHOES sOLING, 35C MEN's
IL shoes, soliDg, sue: all repairing done at hal
The usual price. 562 Mission St, bet 1st and I'd.
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

RECRUITs WANTED FOR THE UNITED
IL states marine corps, United states navy;
aole oodied unmarrie d men, between the ages OF
Il and 3O ears, who are citizens of the United
states or those who have legally declared their
intention to become such must be of good char
acter and habits and able to speak read and write
English, and be between feet inches and feet
In height For further information apply at the
recruiting office, 70 Ellis st., san Francisco. Cal.
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

On MASONS' HELPERS FOR NtW RAIL
~ road: So a day; new road long job e. K.
HANSEN & co, IO8 Geary Sc.
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

III < LARkIN-BRANCH OFFICE UF THE
VIZ CALL Subscriptions and want ads taken.
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

NOUNG EASTERN LADY OF EXPERIENCE
l. is desirous Of securing housekeeper's place:
clearinghouse or widower's home no objection to
country. 11012 Geary ST., room 2.
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07
HELP wANrED-Continued.

GERMAN (MARRfED PRtFERRED) DE
" string steady positi n who understands TN
care OF horses and wagon, also make MIN gen
erally useful about business-house; no driving
wages S IL per week. F. l., box 2, Call once
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

~ ERMAN COOK, $35 AND ROOM, SAN RA
VI fael Cal. MARTIN & Co, 749 Market st.
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

COOK. OYSTER GROTIO s4O AND ROOM;
~ cook. res aurant, 40 and room COOKS. citv,
$40 ween: cooks sS a week MARTIN &
CO., 749 Market ST
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

YOUNG WOMAN WISHES SITUATION;
L is a good cook and laundress; city references.
230 Miuna ST.
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

n eEsSMAKkR - FIRST CLASS FIT1EK:
IL stylish draper and designer; thorough dress.
maker; by the day. "a rove ST.
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

~ ROCERY AND BAR; NV. COR. HOWARD
VI and I wenty-sixth Sis; good business; rent
low; owner retiring Apply on premises,
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

EINE MEMS CALF SHOES, 81 rs: TO Or
i der, 81 5U; half-solng, 25c up. $50 Howard.
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

COMPETENT WOMAN-TO TEACH OR &C
~ 10 mountains: attendant invalid or large
chill tren; gOod references Address c. B. ., Call
ffice, Oakland.
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

EIRsT-CLASS SWEDISH LAUN DRESS AND
Il chambermaid; city or country; $40 and 20.
515 Sutter St.
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

NEAT GERMAN GIRL DESIRES ST c TATION
~ at housewOrk or as nurse; So to $15; refer
ence. MISS CULLEN, 1913 utter ST.
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

ADY PIANU-PLAYER WANTS ENGAGh
J. ments Address u. P, box 8, Call Office
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

COoK, VALLEJO. CAL, $25 AND RO
y MA RTIN q Gu, 749 Marke. st.
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

Gd6O RARE OFFER ON ACCOUNT OF
tp Il w. sickness; one-half Of Office business
successfully run for IL years; suitable for a gen-
tleman or lady. Apply G. G.. box 80, this Office.
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07

7 RESTAURANT MATTRESSES; $5 A WEEK
and room. MARTIN Il CO., 749 Market st.
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07
help wANrED-con+,ru..

GIRL, VACAVIaLE, CAL, SIS: GIRL. TAY-
Si5; gil, oakvilIe, SIS; girl. Q i've ave.. $l6;
slri, , Buela Vista. SIS: nursegir, Jackson st,
girls. toden GAZE ave, sI5: girl California ST.,
$lS; girl. Bryant st. S1b; girl. Bush ST., $l5
giri, Valencia 1T. $l5: girl Alameda, 500 MAR
TIN 81 Co, 749 Market ST.
The San Francisco call., 1897-07-07
SPECIAL NOTICES.

H$ DIR. IRENE WEST RETURNED; NEW
d. medcated aud electric treatments. km 30:
$50 Market.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1897-08-22
DELIVERING THE PATERNAL OR.
DER.

MANY a ludicrous episode enhvened
the lives Of me soldiers during the ciY1
war. and one told Of a Louisianian fl
good enough to rank with the best.
During the early months Of the war
certain brigade was being drilled in
Virginia.
Brigadier General - was a Louis
ianian. and his son, also OF this State,
was his adjutant. The generals voice
was not as strong as IL might have
been. and his son often repeated his or
ders for him. On the occasion In ques-
ton the brigade was marching in fours,
and the brigadier general gave lle or
der Head of column TO the LETT.
His son and adjutant. dressed TO Kni.
galloped forward, and when he reach
ed the head OF the column shouted in
his powerful voice, PA says heas OF
the column TO the left" Discipline had
not been perfected zen. "a what pa
wanted very nearly broke up the ranks
hundreds of the men isIs.711isssfssss- as they
marched at the adjutant's infusion OF
domestic relations into military tactics.
New Orleans Democrat.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1897-08-22
BUTTERFLY BANQUET
Given in Normandy for the Children
Of the Fishermen
Who Have Perished on the Coast
Dressed in Cowslip Yellow Mas
turtium Children in Primrose
GAUGE Trimmed With Pumpkin
Colors-Lovely Designs for Chill
dren.

NORMANDY. August Zone Of the
most picturesque and novel entertainments
was planned by bright young American
woman staying at an ideal Normandy ho-
tel.
1t was given especially by the children
of the hotel, and it was dubbed "A But
terfy Banquet" The proceeds, 1 be-
lieve were to be given TO the children
of the fishermen who have persisted on
the coast during the severe winter wea-
Their.
BY 4:3O there was a gathering of the
smart young set of the hotel, girlies
ranging from five to fifteen, all dressed
IN their prettiest afternoon toilettes.
Each child was given a butterfly net
and a little bag of netting strung on
hoops. and they all trooped TO an adjoin-
ing field. rich in wild flowers, and gave
chase to butterflies.
After an hour of this sport they were
called back to the lawn, where great
table was spread for the banquet. The
center of the table was banked with
flowers-the butterflies favorites-and
here all the captives were set at liberty
| to feast with their captors. Butterflies Of
all sizes and colors lowered over the ban
auet table after their release, tempted
the banks of flowers.
The three children who had been mo.
successful in catching butterflies wei
awarded prizes.
1t was voted great Improvement o
the regulation garden party, and so muci
more picturesque.
A COWSLIP DRESS.
One dainty little brunette. typica
French child, wore a most becoming frock
of null in a clear shade OF cowslip yell
low
The skirt was very full and was trim
med round with five rows of narrow deep
cream Valenciennes The waist Of this
frock was of the yellow null, accordion
plated and bloused a trihe over ...e belt.
II had a square yoke of pierced batiste
with the design edged with a piping OF
frog green taffeta Bordering the YOKE
was a narrow ruche Of frog green tut
a broader ruche of the tulle trimmed the
waist just half way between the belt and
the yoke AT the back and front of the
waist the ruche was caught up TO the
yoke to form a point. The sleeves were
by a short puff. The ceinture was of frog
a short puff The ceinture was Of frog
green taffeta ribbon. This frock was
made over taffeta of the same clear yell
low as the null
was particularly struck by the number
of pretty yellow fluffy gowns l saw at
this function. They were Nin all the
shades of yellow. from the clearest prira-
rose to the deep flame shades.
A NASTURTIUM CHILD.
One strilsingly pretty yellow gown sug-
gested in it's combination of colors a bunch
Of nastur;iums.
1t was made of eauze in clear shade
Of primrose yellow over the same shade
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1897-08-22

makes her vlsiss in her own eQuipage.
hidden from public gaze while on the
streets.
The new models for separate waists
are richer than ever. For the theatre
they are made up mostly of chiffon, or
mousseline de sole, which differs from
chiffon in its being a little sitter. One
bodice Of green chiffon over a close
fitting lining Of green satin has menu
of green mousseline de sole trimmed
with two narrow RULES edged with
narrow black velvet ribbon. This tichu
crosses in front, and has the ends
tucked into a plastron of black satin
embroidered in bow-knot design with
green spangles and silver thread. Al
though the throat is slightly exposed
nv the small decollete formed by the
crossing of the fichu, a large embroid-
cred black satin flaring collar rises
high at the back and finishes at the
sides with rosettes of the black velvet
baby ribbon. The sleeves are OF black
satin. wrinkled over a tight lining, and
are trimmed at the wrists and shout
ders by cuffs and caps Of black satin
embroidered in bow knots like the
plastron and collar, and lined with
green satin edged with a tiny rutle
Of green mousseliue de sole. A plain
black satin skirt is worn with thi;
waist.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1897-08-22
THOUGHT THE LORD WAS CARE
LESS.

He was a man Of simple habit and
evidently from a far distance, and he
had wandered into q large city museum.
The attendant found him looking with
interest at a meteorite, and he asked
the attendant what II was.
THAT" said the attendant, us me-
teorite."
Hum. Where dis il come from9"
1T tell from the sky"
Fall near here?'
"No. 1t fell on a farm out in the
country"
Anybody hurt?"
"No. There was nobody hurt when
it fell"
Might have been, thought"
Yes"
Hum" The man OF the simple ha-
bits thought a moment
Well" he said, the Lords kind, but
II does seems il sometimes he was
mighty keerless. Boston Budget.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1897-08-22
1T FROSTED HIS pipes"
James Dilapidated Appearance Ge''
His Dismissal in Justice Court

His Dismissal in Justice Court
He was a sorry-lhoking specimen
&c no climbed YEARLY up to the VII
,,ees chair in Justice Severson's court
His ewes were discolored and his Iedt-
nres awrv He raised a bunged-!ook-
ing fist as he took the oath 10 tel Ilie
ruth the whole truth an nothing ouC
tho truth. 'swelpimgod." His voice
WIS ono of the uueerest in the world
II was pitched in squeaky' hlgh la
setto and seemed doubly comlcal com
ing from such husky-looklng speci-
men. - boror.
whats the matter with your voice:
Me pipes is frosted, judge, your
honor" sdueaked the prisoner.
'T'u frost your pipes for you, re,
marked the court. What was it all
about?" , T
"Wen. We see. judge, your honor: l
went home TO play wit my kid. Dye
see now? Me mother-in-law she kicks.
D've see now? l says. here, now, I'm
eoin' to play wit de kid. Me an mel,
we got to chewin' about the kld an
she gives out a holler. A copper comes
cbasin' in. an when I goes to explain
he grabs me pipes an twists 'em. say
Judge. l can't talk no louder than this
if I was to hang for it,"
How about this. officer" said the
judge.
"The two Of them was fightin', judge,
and | separated EN-" replied the guar
idan of the peace. -,
s.Where is the mother-in-law?' said
the court.
That lady stepped forward, calm and
without a mark on her face.
James" said the court, addressing
the gentleman with the frosted pipes
you seem to have gotten the worst OF
this mix-up. Don't let it occur again
/ Call the next case. Discharged.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1897-08-22

came up as a black pansy. with yellow
dots upon the wings OF her puffed
sleeves and another came as lily, ali
lace.
1t is pleasant to be able to record
mat the banquet was a great success
and that the poor, fatherless littl
nsner children profited by 1t.
NINA GOODWIN.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1897-08-22
VILLAGE GOSSIP.

Mrs Hayrake-It's all true about the
Squire. They took him away yester-
day.
Hiram Hayrake-Puttin' him in a
hospital, are they?
Mrs. Hayrake-Sanitarium, they call
It. They are trying to cure him with
the Keely motor-Puck.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1897-08-22
MADE HIS PILE.

"yes " said the San Francisco bust.
ness man. Il made my fortune out OF
Klondike.
Dig it out?' Ia.
Not by a darn sight. sold outfits
TO the geezers who were going up 10
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1897-08-22
h., <S1AN
HOW MA WAS HANDICAPPED.

want to ride a bicycle, do you
snapped the old man. Your mother I'so
never went whining about on the
streets on a wheel.
yes" retorted ;he beautiful dansA-
ter. that is just what ma told re.
She saws that maybe if she had she
would have caught q het.er-iooklhs
man INDIANAPOLIS Journal.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1897-08-22
SAFE.

MAY | kiss you, Miss Tenspot,"
asked young Mr.. Higgins.
Have you ever kissed a girl be-
fore?" asked the young woman.
"Never!" asseverated tho young
man.
Then you may kiss me. I draw the
line az men who kiss and tell."-Life.