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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1897-04-14
A Bachelors ideas. }

The more a man sees of women, the
more he likes little girls.
The most successful ministers are those
who always notice when woman isn't
at church.
No mao ever thinks he is really un-
happy until he is IN love, and no man is
really happy until he isn't.
The average man doesn't suffer near
SO much when he has the yellow jaundice
as he does when his wife has pink tea.
Most womep would have all their
teeth pulled out if it we're only the fash
ion.
If women looked like fashion plates
the men would ali commit suicide.
As soon as man is pretty sure there
won't be any more snow to shovel, he
has to begin to cut grass.
With most men marriage is the means
and the woman the end, but with most
women Tile HAL Is LHc means ana the
marriage the end.
The woman who carries about a vol
ume of Emerson is generally the one
who reads herself to sleep with one Of
Ouida's novels.
When the devil sneaked into the gar
den Of Eden he had the plans for fiat
house in his pocket.
No man has any call 10 criricise his
second wife for offering him warmed
over dinner.
When the snake first saw Eve in the
garden he winked at Adam. New York
Press.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1897-04-14
HORNBURG BOUND OVER,
Chas. Hornburg Jr. is Held to the DIS.
tr'ct Court by an Order Of JUS
tlce Brandt.

The case of the State of Minnesota a.
gainst Chas. Hornburg Jr., in which An
na Warta, unmarried, claims that the
said Hornburg is the father of her child,
came up before Judge Brandt at the old
court house Friday forenoon and oc-
cupied the greater portion of two days.
The testimony was of a racy character,
as is usual in such cases, and by far the
greater part Of it was unfit for publica-
ton. The girl Of course, swore to the
truth of the charges made in the COM
plant and explained her contradictory
testimony of a year ago by swearing
that she had been instructed to do So,
and had consented under a promise of
money-two hundred dollars - to ad-
,, nit the defendants innocence and ac-
crse another. This other unfortunate
was one John Herheck. Of the prom
ised money she insists she only received
a small portion-$50.
The elder Mr.. Hornburg emphatically
denied this statement. He claimed that
his sole connection with the case was
IN offering the girl two hundred dollars,
providing the case could be kept out of
court and scandal avoided. This be-
ING impossible he refrained from paying
her the 5000. He denied ever having
offered her money to control her testi-
mony before the justice.
Young Hornburg, the defendant, ad-
mitted improper relations with the girl,
but based his defense upon the time.
Some slight contradictions developed in
the testimony, however, owing to an un-
certainty as to the date of Easter in the
GEAR in question, and these undoubtedly
STRENGTHENED the case of the State.
John Herbeck, a young Bohemian, al
90 made a star witness. Without having
5een accused by the girl, he came for
ward in behalf of the defense and almost
insisted upon saddling upon himself the
Partnership of the disputed child. His
testimony for that reason had but little
weight with the judge, and after spend
ing all of saturday on details and argu-
ment, he took the matter under consid-
Grafton and rendered his decision early
in the evening. 1t was in favor of the
state and holds the defendant, HornbOrg,
20 trial before Judge Webber at the,
ooming term of the district court.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1897-04-14
Lind Prophesies.

Interviewed by the St. Paul Globe on
the result of the Ohio, Illinois and Mich
igan elections, Mr.. Lind said on Wcdnes-
day: The elections in Ohio most con-
clusively and without contradiction
show that the people of that state repu-
diate the rule of Mark Hanna and are
through with him. Mclean, the silver
editor of the Enquirer, will be the next
United States senator from that state .
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1897-04-14

uouot the pnhosOphy or the common
sense Of the political economists in thi
time of American civilization and Uni
ted States comforts of living, who figure
with apparent earnestness, even with the
serious mathematical calculations OF
theoretical cookery, that ten cents day
is adequate and proper for an indlvidu.
ais diet.-Barney of Wisconsin in debate
on the Dingley bill.
1t Christians generally were more in
clined to mind their own business. the
devil would have great deal less to do.
Cumberland Presbyterian.
If few corporations can secure a
monopoly and not be governed by the
same rules as others are, then the people
are the victims of those monopolies.
The rights of citizens to reasonable rates
are as sacred as those of the railroads to
reasonable profits. The courts cannot
assume that individuals will raise up in
their midst fictitious Individual, a cor
porate parsonage, and endow it with
rights higher than those of the creators.
WIN. Jennings Bryan in an argument
before the United States supreme court.
Grave trouble often occurs in ceme
tery.-St. Paul Globe.
The new battleship Iowa is very fast.
The battleship Texas is also generally
fast-on bar.-St. Paul Globe.
I am today frmer than ever in my be-
lief that the Republican party will nev-
er win another victory for the single
gold standard. There is reaction in
favor of bimetallism which all parties
will be compelled to recognize.-Gover-
nor Pinsree, republican governor of
Michigan in commenting on 'hc recent
elections.
The country is lost in the railway des-
potism. Cassius NJ. Clay in letter
to the Review.
John Hay, United States ambassador
to London, pays $4,000 a month for
house rent. That's pretty high priced
barn to store hay in.-Litchfeld News
Ledger.
The wife of a prize fighter is to be
commiserated. She always has slug
gish liver. L. A. w. Bulletin.
A pawnshop visit means there's some
thing up.
@Malice scorned puts olit itself; but,
argued, gives kind of credit to a false
accusation"
The baker is the only busy loafer-
L. A. w. Bulletin.
The flannel shirt isn't necessarily mod
est, although it has shrinking disposi-
ton.
"Falsehood is never so successful as
when she bats her hook with TRUTH"
The average girl, SO they say, doesn't
like kisses sent by mail halt as we'll as
she does those brought 5y male.-L. A.
w. Bulletin.
A soft winter is a hard one on the
coal dealer.
A man whose nerves are all unstrune
doesn't like to have any one try to pick
on him.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1897-04-14

These are the counties which receive
the smallest representation in the state,
in proportion to population, and the rea-
son is given in their vote at the last
election, as follows:
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1897-04-14
[Sea1! !.

Excursion rates will be offered by the
Minneapolis s st. Louis on the certifi-
cate plan TO Minneapolis and return for.
the Cycle show which begins on the 10th
Tickets good to the 24th Apply to
John Ryczek, Agent.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1897-04-14
LIND COUNTIES PUNISHED,
How the Reapportiontment Hits Opposi
tion Territory.
The Minneapolis Times and Various Sen
ators Gall Attention to the Injus.
tice of the Division.

The Minneapolis Times of Friday con-
tanned the following, the truth of which
Is only too apparent:
The republican apportionment COM
mlttee of a republican legislature have
''punished" most effectively the counties
which went for John Lind. Hennepin
county and the five outside legislative
districts, which get the smallest legisla-
tive representation in proportion to pop
ulation, are all John Lind counties.
Counting one senator as equivalent to
two representatives, the average popula-
ton for each representative in the state
is 6,24S. But many strongly republican
districts have representative to 1000
or 5000 population, while the following
John Lind counties and districts have
1000, to wit:
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1897-04-14

In spite of the vigorous kicks from the
democratic and populist counties, how
ever, the republican whip put the bill
through.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1897-08-04
CRANK SUGGESTIONS FOR THE
CAPTURE OF RICHMOND.

General Horace Porters "Campaign-
ing with Grant" in the August Cen
fury, deals with the preparations for
the last campaign. General Porter
says: 20 81
General Grant had become very tired
OF discussing methods OF warfare which
scribed in algebra as more curious
than useful" and he was not suffi-
GENTLY interested in the canal to be
present at the explosion which was
expected to complete 1t. About this
time all the cranks in the country, be-
sides men of real inventive genius, were
sending extraording plans and sug-
gestions for capturing Richmond. "A
proposition from an engineer was re-
ceived one day, accompanied by
elaborate drawings and calculations,
which had evidently involved intense
labor on the part Of the author. His
plan was to build a masonry wall
around Richmond, of an elevation high
err than the tallest house, then to fill
the enclosure with water pumped from
the James river, and down out the gar
rison and people like rats in a cage.
The exact number of pumps required
and their capacity had been figured out
to a nicely.
Another inventive genius, whose mind
seemed to run In the direction of the
science Of chemistry and the practice of
sternutation, sent in g. chemical for
mula for making an all-powerful snuff.
In his communication he assured the
commanding general that after
series Of experiments he had made
with 1t on people and animals, he was
sure that If shells were filed with il
and exploded within the enemy's lines,
the troops would be seized with such
violent fits Of sneezing that they would
soon become physically exhausted with
the effort, and the Union army could
walk over at its leisure and pick them
I'D as prisoners without itself losing
man.
A certain officer had figured out from
statistics that the James river froze
over about once in seven years, and
that this was the seventh year. and
advised that troops be massed In such
a. position that when the upper part of
the James changed from a liquid to a.
solid columns could be rushed across 1t
on the ice to position in rear Of the
enemy's lines, and Richmond would be
at our mercy. A sorcerer in Rochester
sent the general word that he had cast
his horoscope, and gave him clear
and unclouded insight his future, and
added to its general attractiveness by
telling him how gloriously he was going
to succeed In taking Richmond.
One evening the general referred to
these emanations of the prolific brains
of our people, and the many novel sug-
eestions made to him, beginning with
the famous powderboat sent against
Fort Fisher, and closed the conversa-
ton by saying: This is very sug-
gestive age. Some people seem to think
that an army can be whipped by wait
ing for rivers to freeze over, exploding
nowder at a. distance, drowning out
troops, or setting them to sneezing; but
| i, will always be found In the end that
the only way to whip an army is to go
out and fight it,"
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1897-08-04
START WORK TOMORROW.
On the New Addition to Grace Ho

On the New Addition to Grace Hos
pital.
Work on the construction Of the new
building for Grace hospital will begin
tomorrow. The contracts were award
ed as follows: Mason work, w. M.
Townsend; carpenter work, Smith &
Mcqueen; plumbing, Foskett & Bish-
op.
The new hospital building will be
built of red brick with stone trimmings.
1t will be three stories high and main
dimensions will be 42x105 feet.
On the first floor there will be two
large general wards and a number of
private rooms. On the second floor
there will be one ward ana several
more private rooms. The operating
room will be on the third floor. Alto
gether there are to be twenty-five pri-
vate rooms, and these, 1t is expected,
will be furnished and fitted up by we'll
known ladies who are interested in the
institution and by some of the organi-
cations connected with the several
churches of the city.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1897-08-04
MORRIS COVE.
Rev. D. ]. Clarke, of East Haven Con-

Rev. D. ]. Clarke, of East Haven Con-
gregational church, preached an able
sermon to an appreciative audience In
Park Methodist chapel Sunday after
noon at 4 o'clock. Park chapel is so
situated that the cool hreezes of the
sound make 1t a comfortable place to
spend an hour in listening to words of
life.
Mr.. William D. McLillon has charge
of the Sunday school, and his services
are greatly appreciated.
Mr.. George N. Sinner had charge of
the organ and choir, which rendered
excellent music. Sidney T. Benham of
Trinity choir will assist the local choir
throughout the month of August.
Rev. Elmer A Dent will preach in
Park chapel next Sunday afternoon at
o'clock.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1897-08-04
$4,000 ATTACHMENT LAID.

On Property of DR.. Charles A. Tuttle in
Favor Of H. S. Disqualification Of
Mrs. Riggs Affections Charged.
Deputy Sheriff Henry P. Spiegel yes
terday afternoon placed an attachment
of $4,000 on property on Whalley ave-
nue. belonging to DR.. Charles A. futile.
The attachment is made In favor of
Harry s. Rugg, manager of the Dix
well avenue market, in a suit brought
by Mr.. Rugg against DR.. futile, in
which alienation of Mrs. Riggs affec-
lions Is alleged. The case is returnable
to the superior court at the September
term, when Mr.. Rugg will make an
application for divorce. Attorney c.
s. Hamilton represents the plaintiff.
DR.. futile emphatically denies that
there is any ground for the allegations
made by the plaintiff.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1897-08-04
BAY VIEW VS.. EDGEWOoD.

The game at Elm City park this at
ternoon between the Edgewood and Bay
View teams should prove a good draw
ing card, as both teams have been
greatly strengthened and are playing
good ball: Following is the makeup
of both teams: Bay views-Brennan,
1b; McEnroe. If; Kennedy. Of; Carter,
c; Conlon, 2b; Donahue, re; Moves, sb;
Quinlivan, IS; Smith, p. Edgewood-
Hamlin. If; Johnson. 2b; Atkins, IS;
Beecher, lib; Shay. CT; Robinson, c;
Cameron, 3b; Hinman, p; Griest, IF.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1897-08-04
TO SAIL TO-DAY.

Congressman E. ]. Hill and wife are
to sail on the st. Paul to-day for
Southampton in company with Senator
Hawley of Connecticut and Senator
Cullom Of Illinois. Mr.. and Mrs. Hill
will join DR.. Mossman Of Norwalk on
the other side and together wend their
way down to Italy, from whence they
will sail for home in time for the an
nual converting Of congress in Decem-
ber m
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1897-08-04
BROWN e DURHAM.
Complete Houssfurnishers,
"A and 70 Orange ST., cor. Center.
Through Buffet ParIor Car Between New
York and Cape May.

through BuUHC FHrI0r Gar BetWoon New
York and Cape May.
The Pennsylvania Railroad company
announces that, beginning Tuesday,
July 81, from New York, and Wednes-
day, July 2S, from Cape May, through
Pullman buffet parlor car will be placed
in service between New York and Cape
May daily except Sunday This car
will be attached to train leaving New
York, West Twenty-third Street Sta
ton, at 1885 p. M, Debrosses and Cort-
landt Street, LOO p. M, stopping at
Newark, Elizabeth, Railway, New
Brunswick, Trenton, Bordentown, and
Burlington. Returning, car will be at
tached to train leaving Cape May at
700 a. M, making some stops.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1897-08-04
WE WANT TO SELL YOU A PAN

We. don't disguise the fact that we
are extremely anxious to do so, and
you would be anxious to buy one of US
II you knew the low price at which we
are selling them. We have solved the
problem of how to make a saving in
buying. y cheerful welcome awaits
you, whether you buy or not,at LOOMS
Temple of Music, 1888 Chapel St. asst
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1897-08-04
REPAIR YOUR OLD PIANO.

We have the best man in America
for this work. We will call and give
you estimate of cost without any ex-
pense to you. Drop a postal or call at
Loomis' Temple of Music, 1893 Chapel
st. az st
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1897-08-04
A. H. TERRY COMMAND.

To Have an Excursion to Glen Island
August 81.
General Alfred H. Terry command,
No. 8, Union Veterans union, battle
field soldiers, will give an excursion to
Glen Island by the steamer John H.
Starin Tuesday, August 81. All of the
friends of the boys of 81 are invited to
go with them.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1897-08-04

Mrs. W. c. Thomas Of East Norwalk
has been called to New Haven on ac-
count Of the severe illness Of her moth
er, Mrs. H. e. Gladding.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1897-08-04
DON'T ARGUE WITH A PIANO
DEALER

Who tries to make you think that any
piano he has is as good as an Emerson.
Go straight to LOOMS Temple of Mu-
sic, 1888 Chapel ST., where you can see
large number Of Emerson pianos, the
best piano in the world, which you can
buy for what some dealers ask for the
poorest. az ct
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1897-08-04
PIANOS CHEAP.

Come in and see the second hand up
rights from $50 upward, at Loomis'
Temple of Music, 1888 Chapel st. a3 St
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1897-08-04
SQUARE PIANOS CHEAP.

Come in an see the one for SIS.
LOOMS Temple of Music, Sss Chapel
st. az st
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1897-08-04
Boston Grocery.
Pressed Beef.
Have You Tried 1t?

It's something new. Made
from the best selected beef,
cooked, favored only with a
little salt, ground fine and
pressed into blocks-not can
ned. You slice it, put on a
little more salt and pepper if
you like, and you have some
thing delicious, appetizing,
and fit for a king-or a dys-
peptic..
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1897-08-04

ENGAGEMENT ANNOUNCED.
The engagement of Miss Mollie Stein
ert, daughter of Morris Steinert. to
Jacob B. Ullman is announced.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1897-08-04
Dried Beef.

We select and cure it our
selves. Only best and sweet
est meat used our word for it.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1897-08-04
OWN "a HOME.
$40 d Month
RE. BALDWIN.
1e1e d&w SIS Chapel street.
WALLINGFORD HOTEL.

ROBERT HAY, Proprietor
Center : street =, W y Conn. Newly
neat and comfortable Pleasant and AZ.
tractive rooms. Excellent fare. The wal
lingforf' is eligibly situated on fne shady
street. and Ia several hundred feet above
the sea level. 1t affords all the reQuisiten
for comfort and health. An ample piaxxR
ness and comfort. No more desirable place
In the State for summer boardars. For FAM
lilies it Is unsurpassed. The present propri-
etor has had many years experience In ca
a sufficient guarantee that his house Is all
that could be desired. Special Sunday dim
ners for bicycle and other transient parties.
First-class Livery connected with the ho-
on on or address RoBERT Il Hay. Waiiingford.
Conn. Telephone No. 1882. Je24 3m
NOTICE.
voters Of the Town Of Hamden will be held
on Saturday, August 7th, at 2 o'clock In
the afternoon, at the Town hall, In said
town, to take action on the following bust
ness: To establish boundary lines on the
following highways. Cheshire turnpike,
avenue, and Edgehill road; according to
the maps of said highways on file at the
Town Clerks office.
Also to change the layout Of the highway
In Whitneyville known as Babcock hill,
eastward through the New Haven Ice Conn
properties. Also to give the Selectmen au-
thority to buy said property and appropri.
ate money for the improvement IL thought
expedient. JOHN n. DAVIS,
H. D. JOHNSON,
PATRICK NOLAN,
Selectmen Of Hamden
Dated Hamden, Conn.,, August I'd, 1897
aug st
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1897-08-04
IMMATURE ALMANAC.
DEATHS.

SUN RISES. $3.50 MOON SETS, HIGH W AFTER,
SUN SETS, 7i05 95l $40
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1897-08-04
1tHceIlaneu1rS.

SUPERFLUOUS HAIR. ri
WARTS and moles permanently remover
with the electric needle HARRIHT
GRIFFING, "a Park street. my7 3ms
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1897-08-04
.TMa1rts.
WANTED

WANTED,
SECONDHAND III. p. or 4 n. p. upright
tubular boiler safe to carry 20 lbs steam.
a. III. J. GRISWoLD,
aus ~ Madison, Conn.
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