New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-10-13
THE TALK or TIE DAY.

y. 49,, o,. - succeed N business Is 70 identify
yourself as completely as possible with inc cnoSe
occupat ton "A certain undertaken In fiattspurE'
\ Y. ough, 10 he highly prosperous. for IN the
window Of hls store IL sign to the effect tha' nc
may 10 found nights and Sundays AZ his mouse
Broad and Cemetery SITS And the loading fuherai
director" OF Asbury Park and Occnn Grove Is an
example of tho meeting OF the opportunity ana the
man for his name IL Sexton.
A Practical student.-1 must Ge. book ard nd
read abou, tho single tax said MISS cayenne
' ~ iont see why. replied Willie wishinston;
YOU can't get anybody TO remain and listen TO you
Il going TO read up on H. 13yhc c, TIT Iii YOU
all ahcu, IL CWashIngton Star
\ few davs ago "rhe vicksburg (Miss) Herald"
said IN a jo.ose way that there would be reie'
from yellow fever rs soon az j. Frost arrived Two
days later the editor received this letter:
La Sep -I see o !" y9" T foo or
frost and III Ike TO know what you want OF l. !.
Frost please advise all parties concerned 70 al
dress me al once }" ''s''? MRS ELIZA FROST
Tho Vicl,sburg paper prints this Letter and ADDS:
Foregoing. It may be said that the litte article in
The Herald" did not refer 10 any INDIVIDUAL KNOWN
Frost. but TO a meteorological phenomenon
The Exact Facts-'G understand" said the mer-
Giant "'nn' the streams are running Dry out your
"""racy are elttn' dry" said the farmer with
,oyous haw -haw. but they amt runnin ! guess
The cigars is on ou."-dndlanapolis Journal
This ,s how the Editor OF THE Cordele (Ga)
Sentinel" talks about the Cuban question: Throw
down the gage = battle 10 the bloody monster
and let us be quick crush the life out OF the foul
viper with libertys heel Let IA hear the echo OF
Colrmhia's guns pouring her fiery missiles into
Moro Castle the iusty shouts OF cuba Iibre. and
then angels Will make the welkn OF heaven ring
a. they tune their harps TO sweeter lays. and
liberty will how her white head 10 receive one
more jewel in her crown. Est pro patrIa mort"
She who's sick at your house?
WHY. thought | saw the doctors carriage a;
you did. lie was there trying 10 collect BILL
-NOnSors Statesman.
\ llthocranhing firm IN Manchester recently re-
ceived A circular note from London customer an
nouncing the death OF the head OF the firm. The
following letter Of confidence was sent in reply:
we are greatly panied to learn OF the loss
iained by your finn and extend TO you our heartiest
sympathy We notice that the circular YOU sent us
announcing Mr. IS death Is Autographed by
London firm. We regret that you aid not see it
I'm your way to iitrust us with the work The next
time there l. n bereavement In your house shall
be glad 10 quote YOU for autographed circulars and
arc confident that can give you better work at
less cost than anyhcdy else in the business
THREE or A KIND
Il love and | know am loved" she said
All then you happy her chum began.
Well no. said the mafG as she shook her head;
Jack loves mo and love another man
Chicago TlmesIIerai
Tho BOSTON Transcript says: professor W H.
Holmes who was appointed head curator Of the
section Of anthropology OF the National Museum. is
a native OF Harrison County. Ohio and is gradu-
ate ~ the state normal schools. lie was passing
through Washington in 1911 on his way to continue
his education In Salem Mass. and stopped over
day to visit the Smithsonian Institution. lie was
In NAH SIX fslo If hr hIr,I
which had struck his fancy. \ who passed
inquired II he could draw variety Of objects
stating that he himself was going to Alaska. and
he wished TO engage some one IN his place. II
Professor III W. Elliott. VINO introduced
Holmes TO Professor Meek. who was leading au-
thorty on paleon illogical matters Professor
Holmes has cnviab.c reputation as a water
color artist. exhibitions Of his work having been
soen in Ncw-Nork and Washington He Is a mem.
Der of tn" Cosmos Club and belongs to number
of the scientific societies OF the capital He Is not
yet nifty"
Mr. Mann-D'd you see that woman just
Mrs Mann-You mean the woman In the camc's-
@h' S With whs nd aS o
heliotrope. with pink ribbons and chiffon veil?
You going to say about her?-(}osion Transcript
"rhc Philadelphia Record" tells story OF a
nervy man who boldly drove wagon up to com
mission merchants store and transferred fifty
baskets Of peaches from the sidewalk % his rattltH
trap vehicle. after which he drove away without
paying for them Meanwhile. the commission man
stood on the front sidewalk and watched the OPP
Grafton thinking that the fruit was being deliv-
cred to a party to whom 1t had been sod Two
days later the huckster returned with the nifty
empty baskets and sold them their owner At hve
cents apiece.
Some ugly features In that breach Of promise
case, we're there not?"
'Um-no: Mt least not the plaintiff. "-(Cincin-