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Miss Cornie Chittendon a
Famous Huntress
SHE TACKLES THE FIERcEsT
TRAINED TO THE LIFE OF A
). MODERN DIANA
Her Numerous Trophies Ornament
Her Fathers House-Winsome
and Accomplished Girl

The up-to-date girl has successfully
overcome many obstacles that formerly
made her existence unlike that Of a
mans, but the ough-and-ready out
door life Of hunter Of big game has sell
dom appealed to her with sufficient force
to make the prospect alluring. There
3s one girl in America, however, who has
taken to male sport with so much de-
termination and enjoyment as to give
her a front place among modern Dianas.
Miss Cornie Chittendon is only 10 years
of age, but more game has fallen before
her unerring rifle during the past six
years than can be placed to the credit of
many of the male hunters in the neigh
borhood Of her home at Cummings, CAL
Game has been especially plentiful
around that section Of the country late
ly and Miss Chittendon has taken the
fullest advantage Of the fact. During
the past six years no less than forty
1lve fat deer have fallen to her gun. fif-
teen Of these having been killed by her
during the past year.
Miss Chittendon possesses the keenest
instincts Of q sportswoman. Since ba-
byhood she has been accustomed to live
IN outdoor self-reliant life. Her parents
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with whom she has been brought up,

with whom she has been brought UP,
own a sheep rance of some 4S0O acres,
part of it being pretty rough country,
and over this and the surrounding for
e5ts and hills Miss Chittendon has been
accustomed to roam at will almost since
she was first able to toddle. Her educa-
tion would have been incomplete had she
not been thoroughly trained in the use
Of firearms. When quite a little girl
she was taught how to handle a gun, and
very soon became SO expert in it's use
that she could hit bird on the wing
three times out of five.
When she reached the age of twelve
Miss Chittendon began to look for big
ger game than that which passed on
the wing over her fathers ranch, and
very soon her 1856 Marlin rifle was
heard speaking in the surrounding coun-
try, where gathered the deer, coons,
foxes, wild cats and even fiercer game
The mere killing of deer and carrying
home its antlers as trophy did not
satisfy Miss Chittendon's ambitious
soul, so one day she decided to astonish
the folks at home by taking back with
her an abundant supply of deer meat
for the domestic larder The first deer
she shot that day she proceeded to dress
after novel fashion originated by her
self. Tying rope to the horns of the
deer, noble animal with a fine eight
pronged set of antlers, she threw the rope
over the branch of a tree, fastened the
end to the pommel of her saddle. and
whipped up her horse, thus pulling the
deer into position for dressing In this
way she was able to dress the dc<r with
ease and take it proudly home on her
horses back. Since then she has gone
out alone on hunting expeditions, and
has always dressed the game she killed
and brought 1t back with her ready for
cooking.
Last winter Miss Chittendon devel-
oped a fancy for hunting wild animals,
and trapping wildcats and coons which
abound in the forest around her fathers
ranch. She has had many encounters
with fierce wild hogs, which, single
handed and alone, she has attacked and
killed with her Marlin gun, a weapon
she handles with the ease acquired by
most women only after half lifetime
of practice. Her fathers ranch is hung
sround VITA the antlers Of deer, and
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A MILLIONAIRE'S GIFT
How Jay Gould Redeemed a Church
Beinp Sold

Jay Gould and another railroad mag
nate were delayed for few hours in q
small Western town. They started 10
their surroundings.
They had not gone far before they
heard the mournful clang of the auc-
tioneers bell, and came upon the crowd
of curious people surrounding the seller.
The auctioneer was crying, Fifteen
hundred dollars! Am I offered any
more?" when Mr.. Gould touched tall
Texan on the arm and asked him what
the sale was for.
"Pard,' said the ranger, this be q
Knockout for the parson.'
"In what way?" asked Gould.
"You see, pard, the parson built this
church, but the tin petered out, and now
the wood-butcher is selling the whole
crowd out for his coin"
Mr.. Gould stepped up to the auctioneer
and asked for the contractor who was
closing out his lien. The auctioneer
pointed out the man, and Gould ap-
preached him and asked him the amount
of his claim.
Seventeen hundred dollars and COSTS"
said he.
What will you take in settlement"
asked Mr. Gould.
"I'll sell for $1,000 and donate the bal
ance." said the contractor.
Mr.. Gould, taking from his pocket sew
eral bills of large denomination, gave
them to the contractor and took his re-
ceipt in full, with the Cancelled lien.
Just then an old man, who had been
an eyewitness of the transaction, going
UP to Mr.. Gould, said:
stranger, what are you going to do
with the claim you've just bought?'
Mr.. Gould looked the man over in that
calm way he had, and asked why he
wanted to know.
why" he said. II am the steward of
this church. All the members and Sab
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DAKOTA FARM LABoRERs
Men Whose Homes May Be Thousands
of Miles Away

There Is season between May and the
middle Of July. during which the army
of hands" who work on these North
Dakota wheat farms wait for the crops
to ripen. In fact, except the half score
of men who are regularly employed upon
each place, all the men who are engaged
upon the big farms-in plowing season.
ut seeding time, during harvest, and
when the season for thrashing comes
the men who do the most important
work-are transient laborers. FIRE.
quently they are birds of passage, whose
homes may be thousand miles away.
Men of this character are not "hobos,"
yet now and then tramp does rest
from his loved employ" and work with
the harvest hands,"
A majority of the laborers comes from
the South in harvest-time. These men
are regular harvesters, who begin with
the early June harvest in Oklahoma,
working northward until the season in
the Red River country closes. Men of
this class never pay railroad fare. Thou
sands Of then-perhaps fifteen men on
every tho, tsand acres Of wheat-ride into
the bonan ya district on the blind bag
gage" on passenger trains. When they
have leisul e and taste for scenery they
jolt placidly across the continent home-
ward-boun,i in what the lingo of the
cult calls 'sside-door sleepers." Many
Of these workmen live in the larger
towns in the middle West-in st. Louis,
In Omaha, in st. Paul, in Chicago, or in
And they bring home prob
ably a million dollars in wages. They
are steady industrious men with no
bad habits, and small ambitions. On the
best farms there is no drinking, and
is strictly prohibited. The
foremen say that cards keep men out
If bed at night, and they have not their
best strength to work during the day.
There are no amusements on the farm,
and at 9 o'clock the fatigue usually
drives the men to bed.-From The Busi-
ness Of a Wheat Farm" by William
Allen White, in November Scribner's.
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part in history, in some instances even
being deified. Saddle White Surrey for
the field tomorrow" cried Richard III
at the battle of Bosworth field Black
Agnes was the favorite horse of Mary
Queen of Scots. Bucephalus, the favor
ite charger of Alexander the Great, used
to kneel when the king mounted him.
He cost $4,000, and was so years old
when he died. Chosroes II of Persia
had horse, Shibdiz, called the Persia n
Bucephalus. Orelio was the favorite
horse Of King Roderick, and Xanthos
the famous charger of Achilles. Copen-
hagen, the horse Of the Duke of yelling
ton. was q years old when he died.
-Pittsburg Times.
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he1h - ~ c&olnx9 ~ n the church,
WITH <he I11oldlne Blder and the pas-
tor. On t1e1t 1nesa. praying God TO coSne
to oar helu an6 nave the church"
NJ. Could oofd nothing, but. taking the
receipted bl1l aad the cancelled lien that
he ha1 - hls hand. he gave them to the
steward and. turning toward the de-
pot. walked rapidly back to his train.
The steward entered the church. now
free. and told the people what the Lord
had done. and they sang the doxology
on their knesa Then they went out on
the streets to md the stranger. They
soon found out that the little man was
none other than Jay Gould. His train
had gone and only cloud Of dust on
the far-awsy prairie indicated where
their benefactor was.
Mr.. Gould has said that the letter he
afterward received from that congrega-
tion. signed by every one in 1t, gave
him more pleasure than clearing $1.0O0,-
000.-New York Commercial Advertiser.
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IL hef& he Wo6 ~ ron Of . shoemnhers
| and by dlnt Of 6of0 work and cIeverneuo
had made hiD way from the ranks to
the command Of : sQuadron in the Licht-
enstein Hussars. which II one OF the
most exclusive Of the entire Austrian
service, corps In which he was the only
officer who did not possess the bluest
OF blue blood.
A duel fought by the Captain In
consequence Of some sighting mention
of the name Of the Baroness. and which
he had resented. resulted in his receiv-
ing q severe wound. whereupon she con-
sldered 1t her duty to nurse him back
to health. This culminnted In mar
riage with her patient. Two sons were
born Of this union. and when four years
ago the Captain died she put them out
to nurse with woman named Sieben-
warst in the Hungarian village of Stein
wanger. A year later she married Baron
Francis Won Reischach. an officer in the
Austrian service, whereupon she stopped
her payments to the nurse in Hungary
and recommended her to let the children
die. This the nurse was too good-heart-
ed to do. and accordingly she kept them
at her own expense, although poor
WOIuiu. ne bdIOucSS icdElAAS tAhS
they had been stricken down with fever
some time afterward. had the audacity
to write to the nurse, telling her that II
one of the children died 1t would mean
1000 florins in her pocket, while II both
failed to recover 1t would mean 1000
florins.
Notwithstanding this temptation the
children got well, their worthy nurse
herself however, succumbing to the
malady, through which she had tended
them with the utmost devotion. On her
deathbed she summoned the Protestant
pastor Of the village to her bedside, COM
mitted the children to his charge, en-
treating him at all costs to preserve them
from their inhuman mother, and at the
same time placing In his hands the let
ters which she had received from her.
When shortly afterward the Baroness
arrived upon the scene and made a
formal demand for the possession of the
children the rector had no alternative
in order to protect the children but to
turn over the letters to the police. The
Baroness Immediately was placed under
arrest, and It was only by dint Of the
powerful influence exercised in her be-
half by the relatives of her present hus-
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Phenomenon in a Cemetery

In quaint old cemetery at Bass Har-
Dor, Me-, lies an aged couple who were
noted in their life for their piety and
their active interest in meetings and
other good works. The old gentleman in
his exhortation would often speak Of
wearing the crown, while the old lady
often spoke of blbssoming as the rose.
After the tombstones had been erected
at their graves with their names and
ages duly chronicsed thereon, there ap-
peared on his tombstone distinctly out
lined the figure of a crown, while on
hers appeared the figure of full blown
rose. The fact is well authenticated by
many people who have visited the cem-
etery on purpose to see the wonderful
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the tusks OF Wild animala while the
floors are covered with the flf1 Of foxes,
bears and Wildcats that have fallen be-
fore the deadly aim of this modern Di-
ana. AL the Accomplishments of a
past mistress in forestry are hers She
knows the meaning Of all the signs that
guide a trained hunter who is following
the trail Of game. and can track a Wild
cat OF fox with the unerring instinct
of an Indian.
On one occasion she followed for five
hours the trail of a wildcat that had been
prowling around her fathers ranch, and
doing great damage to the live stock.
Following the trail UP hill, down dale
and through woods for several miles,
she at last came upon the wildcat
crouching in the boughs Of an enormous
tree. Being unable, on account of the
Intervening branches, to get fair shot
at the animal, Miss Chittendon's first
bullet clipped twiS and went wide of
the mark. The wildcat sprang at Miss
Chittendon, but before 1t could reach
her she had loaded again and met its
rush with ball fairly between the eyes.
She treasures the skin of this animal as
one of her most highly valued trophies
This is only one of many similar in
,idents of which Miss Chittendon can
tell the story when she feels in the hu-
NOR. She seems to be absolutely with
,ut fear, and anything that crosses her
path with inimical attempt when she is
IN her hunting expeditions will be sure
10 have cause to regret it.
So far from her rough outdoor expe-
fences having made Miss Chittendon
ose any of her wonianliness. she Is one
If the most winsome and ladylike girls
IN the Pacific coast. She Is highly edu-
lated and is a thoroughly accomplished
Ind agreeable girl, possessing an I'M
Usually cultivated mind and a charm of
manner that has made her extremely
popular. She is well built, as becomes
l sportswoman, and is admirably adapt
ID for fighting her own battles and
oughing it with the best when occasion
'equires. In her own home she is one of
he most domesticated of women and an
housekeeper, in which re-
pect the new Diana is an improvement
m the old.
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HOTELS AND RESORTS

DIRECTORY OF CALIFORNIA Ho-
Tells
GRAND HOTELS. F. THORN. Manager
Cor. Market and New Montgomery s,s,.
San Francisco.
European Plan
HOTEL GREEN-J. H. Holmes. manager,
Pasadena.
HOTEL METROPOLITAN Catalina isl.
and.
HOTEL ARCADIA = Santa Monica q.
Rheinhart. proprietor.
HOTEL HoLLENBECK-sp-ing and Sec.
ond sts.. Los Angeles.
HOTEL RAMONA Spring and Thi.d
sts. Los Angeles.
|ABBoTsFORD INN-Corner Eighth ana
Hope sts.. Los Angeles.
HOTEL POHILANO-444 b spring It,.
Los Angeles.
HOTEL BRUNSWICK-Santa Ana; Amer.
lean and European plan.
HOTEL HOLYROOD-Riversi Cai.-B.
Cochrane. proprietor.
THE ROwELL-Main and Ninth sty. Riv.
erside; z. j. Davis proprietor.
HOTEL AvALON-Avalon. Santa Cata-
lima Island.
HOTEL CARLrON-ls to q E. Colorado
st., Pasadena.
HOTEL BREWsTER-J q. O'Brien. pro-
prietor; Fourth and c sts.. San Diego.
HOTEL BELLEVUE TERRACE = Cor.
ner Sixth ana Pearl sta: ,. 4, Urbsns
proprietor. =
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ADA HL8CT1ON PRDClNGX1.~-vo
It Glendale 9osooa House
55nspectes9 r 4ubsr r g DeY!a Z
Clerks, q. s. L ! Dsvidscs' % a. p:siss s sf 5. 6rs,n
Ballot Clerks Samuel Huneees Ao16e
DevinoI ~ &
NORTH PAsAAas ~ nLnc17olt tRut
CINCT.-At pin6~p Block. cor. ratr oA1H
end Logan streets.
Ip.psctorA D. 8. Burson. Dnlott IewlA
Judges. n. H. Salisbury. chas. . gsa'
s;s s:ss c::. s:s 4 T. Tesss Z css. = d:. s;sa:; %
del.
LANKnRsHrM L rLncrIoN pRn,
C1NCT.-At school House.
Inspoctora. r a. Cumpaton. WM On
breath.
Judges r. varney, 9. p. Noble.
Clerks. W. c. Wsddington. 4. 4ccers
Ballot Clerks. N. Beamon. ). L sasssnt.
SAN FERNANDO ELnCTIoN RRn.
CINCT.-At Naclay Hotel.
inspectors, r. A. Hoyt John ~ Jenifert
Judges. Peter Niblock. W. d Wtbou.
Clerks. q. L. Brown. q. c. Wallace.
Ballot CLERKS, o. =. Ripaldo ,. ,. etras
der.
eoledad School House
luspsctorA Logan r. Raybnrn, J. n
Judges. @. n. odsll, Jossph onbsrt
Clerks, I'd. Bsough, Paul Baohsft
Ballot Clerks. "a. Wynsksn. p. =. ~
Phstridgs.
NrwHALL ELEcr1oN pRnciNcr.-A
School House.
inspectors. J. "a. Arnott, ". n. Torkas.
Judges. J. ,. Powell. W. r. pardeo.
Clerks, J. :. Wright, J. r. Moore
Ballot Clerks. ". n Erwin. G. A. 0eutrN
SOUTH PASADENA ELECTION PRE-,
CINCT.-At City HAIL
Inspectors. J. J. Young. A. J. Moody.
Judges. Chas. d Clapp. Aaron Z. 1cnse
nolds.
Clerks. H. J. Gone. G. n. Gardiner.
Ballot ClerkA W. G. Brainsrd, Albsr)
Glhbs
BY order Of the Board Of eupervisofs.
w. L. WOODWARD
Chairman Of Board Of supervisors.
(oeaD Attest T. b. NHWLM,
County Clerk and ex-ofncio Clerk Of the
Board Of Supervisors Of Los Angeloa
County. California.
BY c. W. BELL, Deputy. l1-e-1Dt
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A Costly Theater

The new Teatro Nacional at San Jose,
Costa Rica, was opened on October goth,
and is. said to be the finest building in
Central America. 1t was built at cost
of $3,00O,O00, Costa Rica money, and has
been decorated by European painters
and sculptors. The house seats 1900 per-
sons. is electrically illuminated and sup
piled with all modern appurtenances. a
great part having been purchased in this
country. The government Of Costa Rica
will give the use of the house free, with
lights and service. to the theatrical COM
panies wishing to appear in San Jose.
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band, Baron Francis Joseph Reischach,
that she escaped trial by means of COM
mission to lunatic asylum as insane
Chicago Record.
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LINES OF TRAVEL:
PACIFIC COAST STEAMSHIP CO

The company's elegant steamers SANTA
ROSA and QUEEN leave EEDONDo at
II .. N. and PORT LOS ANGELES q ~
p. a. for san Francisco. via Santa Barbara
and Port Hartford NV. 4. Z "A ~. a. ~ -
Dec. 4 & 10 u ~ - =. 80 Jan. = I. y. y
10. n. n. 81. Leave PORT LOS AN0NLB0
at Z. m. and REDONDO 1t II Z. n. for
San Diego. Nov. T. g. 10. H. IS. - Mo- Dee.
l. g. Il l6 70. ~. -, Jan. l. 8 :. ~ II. n. II =.
Cars connect via Redondo. leave 9anta Fe
depot ct e:l6 Z. M. or from Redondo ran.
way depot at $50 z n.
Cars connect via Port Los AngeIes leavo
9. p. n. r. depot ct In p m. for stsameFa
north bound.
The steamers EUREKA and COOS BAN
leave SAN PEDRO and EAST GAN P3-
DRO for San Francisco. via Ventura, Car
pentePiA, Santa Borbara, 0ayfota, Port
Hartford. Cayucos. San Simeon. Monterey
and Santa Crus at $50 p. "a. Nov. !, s q
~ II, q, =, q. Dec. & Z, II. IL -. n. q. ~
Jan. I. g. IA 16 10 ~. ~ Cars connect wtth
steamers VI San Pedro leave g. =. r. r.
(Arcade depot) ct 500 p. n. ana Terminal
railway depot at Sis p. n.
The company reserves the right to ch1neq
without previous notice Stea0erss sailing
dAtss and hours Of sailing.
W. PARRI6. Agt. ~ ". Second st. 1oa
ooooxII. PERKINS = CO.. General
Agents, San Francisco.
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Baggage Notice

baggage Notice
Bright's Special Delivery checks bag.
gage to all parts of the world. 4O4 s.
Broadway. chamber Of commerce bldg.
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LOS ANGELES TERMINAL RAILWAY
NOV. q. 1897.

LOS ANGELES TERMINAL RAILWAY-
NOV. =. 1897.
PAsADENA--Leave Los Angeles: e:N
.. M. $50 Z. M. 11:l6 p. M. SO p. NJ. S;0
p m.
Arrive Los Angeles: s:2s & m. u:lo ..
m, la p. M. sos p. m. go p. m.
MT. LOWE AND ALTADENA-LoavQ
Los Angeles: ESQ q M, 3:16 p. ~.
Arrive Los Angeles: lilo q. M. sos p. ~.
The only line from Los Angeles making
connection with Mt. Lowe railway without
change Of cars.
01ENDALE-Leave Los Angeles: ~
.. M, 1850 p. M, 5;16 p. n.
Arrive Los Angelss: S:l1 .. n, 1:36 p. M
LONG BEACH AND SAN PEDRO
Leave Los Angeles: 9:36 q m, l4b p. M
ss5:1S p. M, $3.50 p. m.
Arrive Los Angeles: ssS:1S .. m. s9:oo =
M, LIS p. M, $3.50 p. M. $40 p. n.
CATALINA IeLAND-Leave sso:16: arr
rive ss1:25 p. m.
Sundays only. ss1undays excepted.
Boyle Heights cars pass Terminal stas
ton. 8. B. HYNEs. General Manager.
ATKINeON-In this city. Novepber Mets
Jennie E., beloved wife Of r. y. Atkins
son, a native Of Massachusetts, aged
80 years.
Funeral from the undertaking parlori
Z Of Robert Sharp q Co.. ~ South SPRING
street; thence to cathedral Main ana
Second streets. where services VIII b hel4
at 8 q. M, today (1(onday.l NJ 5
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Horses in History

Horses have played no inconspicuous
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Ar EvENTFUL VOYAGE.
The steamship BeIg-nIsnd Picks ~ Many
Ocean Waits

PHILADELPHIA, Nov. l.-Th. Closing
portion Of tine voyage of the seam
ship Belgenland. which arrived yester-
day from Liverpool. was evcntful aud
interesting to those on board. On
Sunday morning the waterlogg.d and
sailless schooner Wylie L. Maxwell
was sighted ana she was taken ia tow
t. the great relief Of her crew IF ten
men. the vessel having become help
less. On Monday morning small
boat was sighted drifting helpl.ssly
with Il i've men aboard. When the men
were taken on board The steamship it
the abandoned schooner Theo Dean.
Capt James 4. IiOdgson Of the Dean
had been washed from the small boat
aud lost capt Hsdgson resided al
>omcrvile. Mass. anu leaves " idos
two daughters and son.
The Theodore Dean left South Ano-
boy on Friday last for Norfolk with
cargo ~ coal. When or Absecon light
She lost her main sail and on Saturday
~ noon. when - miles Off rarnegat,
She sprung a leak. plank having been
torn from her side.
The vessel filed rapidly. end with
four feet 81 water in her hold the cap
tain At 1880 p IN. ordered the small boat
lowered. and the crew. SIX men all
told. left the ship. An hour later
the vessel was seen to sink There
was heavy and tremendous gale. and
the small boat was kept To rights with
great difficulty. At $50 o'clock the
boat was raised almost on end. aud
Capt IIOdg.On was swept overheard.
The oars were also lost. and those in
the boat were left helpers The boat
drifted from that time until nine
o'clock Monday morning. when it was
sighted by the Belgenland and the
men rescued from their pcrilous situa-
zion.
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HUMOROUS.

-"Tommy." said the teacher. what
is meant 10y nutritious foodY" some
hing that ain't got no taste To II, re-
Piled Tommy.-Tit-lsits.
-Brown-."It makes me tired 10 hear
neople can il the klondike fever
Yeast-"Nhat would you call it?'
"Thc Klondike chill."-lonkers States
man.
Brief But to the Point.-Short twho
IS but five feet talD-"Do You believe
that brevity is the soul of wit" Miss
smart-"Not in your case''-Chicago
News.
A ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
Hogan succade in convincin' yez thot
sc wor wrong?" McLubberty-"No.
begorra, But he bate me till he made
me admit ut!"-Puck.
Very Likc.-Oldun-"Ah. there's
nothing like the gobd old circus jokes"
Plattby-"Why, there are the new jokes
that are being worked off to-day.
Philadelphia North American.
-Crimsonbeak -"Ilere's one strange
thing I've noticed" ieast-"And
WHAT lnIl w ~ ="
tened with water and afterwards takes
TO wine. while a ship is christened with
wine and afterwards takes 10 water.
-Yonkers Statesman.
Heading Him of. ~ Standoff -
There is only one way Of preventing
returned arcticexplorerfrom going back
to the frozen north" Sawdorff-"Whaf
way is that?" Standoff-"Don't send
relief expedition when he goes the
first time Harlem Life.
-Mamma-"Why did you strike lit
tie Elsie, you naughty boy, your Dick
well, what did she want to cheat for,
then?" Mamma-"How did she cheat"'
Dick-"Nhy we were playing at Adam
and Eve. and she had the apple TO
tempt me with-and she never tempted
me-but went and ate il all up herself!'
-Tit-Bits.