The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1897-04-08
From Thursdays Daily.


his house on Dayton street.
The attractions held out to office
seekers, at their best, are not very
alluring.
If man is very fond of his wife he is
always talking about her. There IS no
better test.
Even old fogies have their good
points; they are free from lot OF mod
ern nonsense.
A number Of Kenoshans went to
Chicago Wednesday to hear the evan
gelist, Moody.
Men have good deal Of sneaking
admiration for woman who publicly
admires her husband.
And still the old ruse of the hat
covered brick infiicts pain and profan-
ity upon the unsophisticated.
f. w. Lyman, an old resident of Ke-
nosha, and we'll known here, celebrated
his 80th birthday Wednesday.
In the near future a war song con-
cert will be given in the Baptist
church. Watch tor the program.
According to the chief of police there
we're eighteen more arrests this year
than last, but twenty two less cases OF
drunkenness.
Mr.. and Mrs. Theodore Kerner
passed through here Wednesday night
from Milwaukee on their wedding trip
to California.
A girls idea Of tough luck is to put
on her prettiest dress at a time when
she is looking particularly pretty and
fail to meet him.
A little boy was born to Mr.. and
Mrs. Matt Stahl, Jr., of Pleasant Prai-
rie, this morning Mrs. Stahl is re-
ported to be in a precarious condition.
Mr.. and Mrs Hoffman and daugh
tiers, Matilda and Gretchen, and Miss
Marie Kraus, of Milwaukee, spent
Wednesday with Nicholas Pirsch and
family.
Talk about a politician having con-
stituents to please; his troubles can't
be compared with those of the woman
who has to cook to suit six or seven
different people.
jim White, the genial foreman of
the polishing department at the Sieg
Manufacturing company, was down
Gown Wednesday evening with his new
Windsor !" bike" 1t is beauty.
Revival meeting every night except
Saturday, from now on until further
notice in the Baptist church, conducted
by the evangelist, G. E. Nylin, in the
Swedish and Rev. |. W. Corey in the
English language. All are cordially
invited to come.
The frogs were piping up last even
ing for the first time this spring Talk
about your prima donnas they are not
in it with the first trill of the spring
frog. With it comes dreams of flowers
and sunny places, picnics and fishing,
cucumbers and stomach aches, and
all the delights of summer days.
If the wheelmen of the country take
it into their heads to do it, they can
bury the legislators who defeated their
bicycle baggage bills in graves so deep
and wide that they never will undergo
political resurrection. 1t may take
them little time to do it, but it can be
done. If they do not do it, it will be a
fault of their own making Sheboygan
Telegram.
j. w. Chester, of Glendive, Mont,
was about the city today, asking for
assistance to get to Washington, D. c..
He is a deaf mute, who has invented an
electric telephone by which the deaf
may be made to hear, and he wants to
get it patented. The instrument is a
very curious contrivance. 1t consists
of six foot insulated wire, a dry bat
terry and a small round piece fastened
to his coat, which has the mystery Of
the mechanism inside it.
Two years ago R. j. Warren, a drug
gist at Pleasant Brook, N. Y, bought
small supply of Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy. He sums up the result as
follows: " At that time the goods
were unknown in this section; today
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy is a
household word" 1t is the same in
hundreds of communities. Wherever
the good qualities of Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy become known the
people will have nothing else. For sale
by Stark weather & Co., Druggists.
A couple of farmers who started for
this city Wednesday afternoon were
about three miles from the city when
the wagon became so badly mired in
the mud that neither wagon nor har-
ness could stand the strain of the pull
ing necessary to get them out. A
break down ensued which kept them in
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