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Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1897-11-02
Medical COnNersntiOn.

81 was called to see Mrs. Crankyspell
this morning, but | couldn't discover
that there was anything the matter
with her She is in perfect health
Il hope you didn't tell her So
"Of course not
That's right. We would starve to
death if it wasn't for the healthy pa
TENTS. '-Tammany Times.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1897-11-02
Somewhat Above,

Dinsmore-Do you know Trotter,
Cawker?
Cawker-Yes, know him. Trotter is
a fair average man.
But he is over six feet tall"
What OF that?"
That's above the average."-Louis-
vile Courier journal.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1897-11-02
NJ Spite.

Shs-I just married you 10 spite
George Billings.
Hs-Oh! Then it wasn't just 70 spits
meeCincinnati Enquirer.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1897-11-02
Nh Chow on Earth h.

Il wonder if the Irish will ever get
home rule?" asked Mrs. Gerger, who
was reading the morning paper.
Il don't think the outlook is very
encouraging. Married men have been
trying to get it for several thousand
years and they haven't got it yet re-
piled her husband. who knew whereof
he spoke.-Tammany Times.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1897-11-02
WhY he Wna Snd.

Before you inherited all that money
from your rich uncle you were one of
the iolliest fellows ever | met, but now
YOU seem to have blues all the time, y
remarked Gus De Smythe to Gilhooly.
Isn't it enough to make man feel
down in the mouth when he has to
spend his own money! retorted Gil
hOOly.-N, Y. World
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1897-11-02
But She Would, Probably

Mrs. Neutrality-suspicious., look here,
sir, if you come home in this condition
many more times | shall lose my tenn
per.
Col. Threefngers-Well (hic), dear
l wouldn't (hic) mind that, if (hic) you
Eever found (hic) it again.-Louisville
COurier-JOurnal
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1897-11-02
A Scientific Triumph

Cholly-The papers say they are 60
ing to develop men from monkeys.
May (meaningly)-I should think
they would be satisfied with having
developed monkeys from men.-Town
Topics.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1897-11-02
No Club Rates.

"Jerkins' wife is very strict with
him"
I'm what way?"
'She charges him nickel every time
he uses an oath. and she won't let him
have six for a quarter. Chicago Rec
ord.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1897-11-02
Why Motif

'Harry," said Mrs. Mcbride, what
word should I use to describe person
who resorts to subterfuge?"
"Td call him subterfuge," replied
Mr.. NcRride.-Judge.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1897-11-02
Self-Deceived.

"Pa, what is an optical delusion?"
ut is your mothers idea that she
never gets too much powder on her
nose."-Chicapo Record.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1897-11-02
Had HiRh HOpes

GirIHs says he always hopes for the
best.
Hsirsss-Yss. He even hopes TO mar.
~ me.-N. Y. Journal.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1897-11-02
An Everlasting Fact

Tom Barry-Why did the Lord com.
mand Us TO love our neighbors?
Perdita-Because we can get along
with most every body else.-N. Y. Truth.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1897-11-02

"Plate!" she exclaimed. plate!
There isn't a bit of that plate. It's
solid-every piece of t."-Chicago Post.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1897-11-02
1t Wnsn't Plate.

She was admiring the silver service.
Family plate, | suppose" she sug-
gested.
Mrs. Parvenu drew herself up haughti-
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1897-11-02
Occasion for Mirth.

Mrs. Smith-You were laughing in
your sleep last night.
Mr.. Smith-Yes, dreamt three Of my
creditors were dead.-Up-to-Date.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1897-11-02
n:|!|I|(I|@|!|I|
Route

A good sleeping car porter, like
wine, improves with age. The ma
jority OF the porters on the Bur
lington nave had years of expert
ence. They understand the Art OF
Making People Comfortable.
neutrality-suspicious. City
St. Louis-ALL points east and south.
g. w. Vallery, General Agent,
1890 18TH ST., Denver.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1897-11-02
Turn About.

Ere long the farmer gay will go
With face all free from sorrow
To make advances to the men
From whom he used to borrow.
Washington Star.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1897-11-02
$4,000

Any baking powder will
tighten your cake, if that's all
you want. Some are stronger
than others, some more whole
some.
SeAflhxg's Best is both and
more too.
A sehihsg 4 Company
3AA fraaeisco IDOL
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1897-11-02
You De.

Though others fail. far. fair Kloadks,
A little bunko game I see:
You work upon the tenderfeet-
Yukon" them most successfully!
Cincinnati Commercial TribunA
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1897-07-31

Billy Nelson OF the Smith County
Pioneer has way of saying things
that are to the point. Here is one
that some Trego county people should
clip and paste in their hats. "A man
who will willfully attempt to blacken
the character of an other is lower in
estimation of his fellOw-man than the
one who he attempts to SANDER. even
though his tales be true. A malicious
slanderer however never has any re-
gard for truth; the only object he
seems to have in view is to lower the
character of some one who stanIS
higher in the community than he
does"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1897-07-31
Gibson,

Senator Armstrong SAYS be won't
run a wheat threShing machine this
fall. He doesn't say mu-h about it. hut
if Governor Leedy calls an extra Ses-
sion of the Les islatire he will do il
choice lot threshing Pop bnmS. advent
urers and all around lying political
scalawags in his party Instead of
calling out ''more wheat" he'll yell
''More liars,'' as he feeds them into
his big six-foot cylinder. -Great Bend
Register.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1897-07-31
HON. WILLIAM Mckinley.

From the Pine Bluff (Ark) Commercial.
Gree Silver Organ).
In spite of the criticisms which are
being made of the present administra-
tion, its chief, Hon. William McKin-
ley, if his conduct during the closing
part of his term favorably compares
with the beginning. will be classed by
the future historian among '.The
Popular Presidents of America. !"
While he gracefully bears the dignity
of his office, his quiet manners and
simple tastes are without parallel
among the prominent men of the day,
and are such as to commend him to
what is popularity known as 1.-The peo-
ple.- On the occasion of his visits to
his home at Canton, it is by his spec
ial requests that no public demOnsura-
tions are made, and in fact whatever
he does or divines of a personal ma
ture, the simplicity which character
ICES him as private citizen is as APP
parent now as ever. He strolls down
Pennsylvania avenue, stopping here
and there to greet friend or such
other acquaintance as he may meet
as an ordinary man would do, and it is
the verdict of the whole of Washing
ton that there is no difference, so far
as outward appearances go, between
his conduct as congressman from
Ohio and the President of the United
States. Unlike Harrison, he has no
baby Mckee with which to run the
country daft, and the movements of
his family are kept in the background
from consciousness that the domes-
tic affairs of public character are of
no avail to any one except himself.
Whenever the President is spoken of
at all In connection with Mrs. McKin-
ley, it is in a common place way.
There is no gossip or rumor of drunk
enness'' or ''cruel treatment" around
the White House, such as marked the
last administration, but the truth is
Mckinley is fond of his wife, and the
story goes that his whole life is sad
dened by the fact of her delicate health
and her inability to fully enjoy the
pleasures which properly belong to
the ''first lady" of the land.
All of his public utteranceS have
patriotic ring, and what the dema-
gOgue aSpireS to, winning popular favor
by unfair and inSincere methods, Mr..
Mckinley has accomplished by lead
ing life that is true to his nature.
His domestic relations, simplicity of
character and kindness of heart have
endeared him to the whole people, re-
gardleSS of politics. The stiffness and
ostentation which pervaded the White
House during his predecessors occu-
pancy are gone, and there are cordiali-
ty and good cheer for all alike. When
Mr.. Bayard said to his English friends
that Americans are impulsiye and
warlike, and often required d charac-
ter like Grover Cleveland to keep
them in check, he made statement
that has been disproved already. With
the great diversified and conflicting
interests of the United States, we
have President uniformly kind and
gentle, and while there are wars or
rumors of war in almost every other
nation on the globe, our country is at
peace with all the world, and the only
moments of regret are those when the
sturdy, good people of the nation al
low themselves to retrospect with
reference to 1.-The Stuffed Prophet of
Princeton"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1897-07-31

For eighteen months have been we'll. AL
though - years of age can go where wish
and sleep all night and wake up as cheer
full babe and completely rested"
DR.. Miles Remedies are sold by all drug
gists under positive guarantee. first bottle
benefits or money refunded. Book on Heart
and Nerves sent free to all applicants.
DIR. MILES MEDICAL CO.. Elkhart. Ind.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1897-07-31

John Griffin, of GAINESVILLE, o.. says:
81 never lived day for thirty years
without suffering agony, until IL box
of DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve cured
my piles" For piles and rectal troub-
les, cuts, bruises, sprains. eczema and
all skin troubles DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Salve is unequalled. Jones &
Gibson
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1897-07-31

There is time for everything; and
the time to attend to a cold is when
it starts. Don't wait till you have
consumption but prevent it by using
One Minute Cough Cure, the great
remedy for coughs. colds, Group, bron-
chitis and all throat and lung troub-
les. Jones s. Gibson.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1897-07-31
THE DREADED CONSUMPTION GAN
Be CURED.
T. A. Sloonm, NJ. c., the Great Chemist and
Scientist, Will Send Free, to the Afaict-
ed, Three Bottles Of His Newly Dis
covered Remedies to Cure Con-
sumption and ALI Lung
Troubles.

Confident that he has discovered a
reliable cure for consumption and all
bronchial, throat and lung diseases,
general decline and weakness, loss of
flesh and all conditions of wasting, and
to make its great merits known, he
will send, free, three bottles to any
reader of The WORLD who may be
suffering.
Already this ''new scientific course
of medicine" has permanently cured
thousands of apparently hopeless
cases.
The Doctor considers it his religious
duty-a duty which he owes to HUI
manity-to denote his infallible cure.
He has proved the dreaded con-
sumption to be durable disease be-
yond any doubt, and has on file in his
American and European laboratories
testimonials of experience from those
benefited and cured, in all parts of
the world.
Don't delay until it is too late. Con-
sumption, uninterrupted, means
speedy and certain death. Address
Il. A. Slocum, NJ. c., % Pine street.
New York, and when writing the
Doctor, please give express and post
office address, and also mention read
ing this article in The WORLD.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1897-07-31

Burning. itching skin diseases in
stantly relieved by DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Salve, unequaled for cuts,
bruises. burns 1t heals without leav-
ing scar Jones s. Gibson.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1897-07-31

others and a number
of remedies, spending
a large amount Of
money, but finally be-
came so bad that 1t was
unsafe for me to leave
home. 1 commenced
using DIR. Miles Heart
Curo two vearS AGO
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1897-07-31

~ Fart DISEASE is durable. For over
forty years" writes Daniel Myers of
Two Taverns. Pa. on Aug. 10. 1896.
Il suffered with heart disease. First slight
palpitation. gradually growing worse. Then
shortness of breath. sleeplessness, smother
ing sensations and much pain in the region
of the heart alarmed me and / consulted a
physician. Receiving no benefit tried
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1897-07-31
First published in WESTERN KANSAS WORLD.
July 3. 1897
Sheriff'S Sale.

STATE-OF KANSAS. 60
TREGOl COUNTY.
Abel Linger. plaintiff.
Charles H. Nearing and Anna M. Nearing.
defendants.
By virtue of an order of sale to me directed
and delivered. issued out of the Twenty
third judicial District court of the State of
Kansas. sitting in and for Trego county, in
said state viii on
Tuesday. August 3rd. 1897.
between the hours of one O'Clock d. m. and
three O'Clock p M of said day, at the front
door of the court house, in the city of Wa
Keeney. in the county and state aforesaid.
offer at public sale and sell to the highest
bidder. for cash in hand. all the right. title
and interest of the above named defenda n Is
in and to the following described lands and
tenementS. tO-wit:
The northwest quarter and north one-ha II
of the southwest quarter of section No. thir-
teen Q9. township No. twelve az, range No.
twehty-one CID, west of the 9th p. NJ.
Said property levied on and to be sold as
the property of the above named defenda nts.
G W. LYNN. Sheriff.
Sherif'S Office. Wa-keeney. Kansas. June
30, 1897.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1897-11-20
RESPECTFULLY SUBMITTED.

At the meeting of the Home Mar
ket club will Congressman Dingley,
Senator Mark Hanna or Senator
Hoar answer the following questions?
Will they answer them without fling
or Jest; without claiming that they
are free trade arguments, which they
are not? viii they answer them as
vital questions bearing upon the vel
fare of every man. and child
in this country? Failing to answer
them will they give a valid reason foI
not touching them3
If we are in the midst of prosperity,
why is it that the cost of living has
been so greatly increased?
Why are all the prime necessities
of life and the principal staples so
much higher than a year ago?
Corn is 9 to 10 per cent higher.
GRADUATED sugar is over II per
cen higher.
Molasses is 7 per cent to 9 per cent
higher.
Pork is yer 1873 per cent higher.
Mutton is owe IS per cent higher.
Potatoes are over 100 per cent
higher.
Apples are more than 0 per cent
higher.
Butter is more than IS per cent
higher.
Eggs are I'VE 10 per cent higher
Wool is from SO per cent to 100 pei
cent higher, and the trade in wooller
goods is struggling to get the price
of woollen cloths up to a par with
wool. Who is to pay for this in
creased cost of woollen cloths?
Hides, boots and shoes are 40 pc,
cent higher. Is this of supreme ben
efts to the great majority?
If we are extremely prosperous ant
daily growing more so, how does /
happen that printing cloths, invOlv
ing of our greatest manufacturing
industries, has Just reached the low
est price wei recorded, viz, S ST.,
cents?
How does it happen that the cot
ton market has continued to sag, if
home market only is desirable? An,
how does it happen that the cotto
people are setting up the argumen
that the low price of cotton is largel
due to the fact that Europe has nc
been buying freely?
If d home market is the key note {
prosperity, now does it happen thu
all the good that has come to til
farmers of the West from highe
wheat is due to the tremendous e,
port trade of the past four OF fly
months?
How much have wages been il
Creased?-Bostou Herald,
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1897-11-20

1t would appear tn at the people of
North Dakota in their Impotence
hanged an innocent man. The blame
must rest upon the courts. for the
people have lost patience with the
arm Of justice.
The Fresno wooer who made a test
case when refused a license to marry
a divorced woman OF les S than a year
has received from the court an ad-
verse decision. There seems nothing
for him to do out to bow respectfully
to the law, come to Nevada and marry
the lady Of his choice.
The Treasury Department has re-
ceived a number of applications from
newspapers in different parts of the
country for permission to send repre-
sentatives on the dition for the
relief of the ice bound sailors in the
Arctic. AS one or two at the most
Department, IN order to avoid the ap-
pearance Of favoritism, has decided
not to allow any newspaper man to
accompany the expedition.
1t is reported hat Marshal Blance
has received cabled instructions from
Madrid to release the prisoners cap.
tured on board the American schooner
Competitor in April, 1896, by the span.
sh guboat Assagera.
The people Of this country will be
glad to learn hal Count Casteliane
still has money to burn or employ ia
any equally sensible fashion and is
engaged in doing so. The report thar
he was getting vulgarly poor had oc
casioned widespread regret.-Call
Why pay rent for A piano wen
you can get a good upright piano
modern style, good tune for 800, o.
on easy terms from Geo. 1. Lamy
Did you sample those canned homeless
chicken and oyster tamales? They ar
to be had only at Chas. H.. Kelly
Arlington block. Try one.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1897-11-20
Delicate children! What

Delicate children! What
a source of anxiety they are!
The parents wish them
hearty and strong, but they
keep thin and pale.
To all these delicate chill
dren SCOTS Emulsion of
Cod-liver Oil with Hypo-
Phosphites comes with the
best of news.
1t brings rich blood,
strong bones, healthy nerves,
and sound digestion. 1t is
growth and prosperity to
them.
No matter how delicate
the child, it is readily taken.
soc. and sr.oo, all druggists.
SCOTT & BOVINE, Chemists, New York.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1897-10-05
A Broken GiIderhuke.

The ingenuity of the Nebraska ed
ltor, who explains the delay in issu-
ing his paper in the following man
ner, is worthy to be perpetuated
among the archives of journalistic
achievements: . e.. .....s ......
Our paper is two days late this
week, owing to an accident to our
press. When we started to run the
edition on Wednesday night, as usual,
one OF the guy ropes gave away al
lowing the forward gilderhuke to fall
and break as it struck the hunker-
topper. .... ..... Z.
This. Of course, as anyone who
knows anything about press will
readily underst md, left the gang
plank with only the flip flap to sup
port it. which also dropped and broke
off the wrapper choke. This loosen.
ed the fluking between the ramrod
and the fbbersnatcher, which also
caused Trouble. .. 1855. a..
The report that the delay was caus-
ed by over-indulgence in intoxicating
stimulants by ourself Is tissue Of
falsehoods, the peeled appearance of
our right eye being caused by our
going INTO the hatohway Of the press
in our anxiety to start it, and pulling
the coupling pin after the alspbung
was broken which caused the dlngus
to rise up and whelt US in the optic.
We expect brand new guildertluke
on this afternoons train. =,
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1897-10-05
Change Of Firm.

OhHnRo OF FIrm.
8. e. Rodger having purchased the
interest Of Harve McAdams in the
Palace Saloon, the business will be
hereafter conducted by the firm OF
Schirley & Rogers who Will collect al
bills due the old firm and pay all out
standing Indebtedness.
SoHIRLEY & RODGERS.
Elko, Nevada, Aug. 26. 1897.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1897-10-05
ST ATE OF OHIO, CITY OF TOLEDO
LUCAS COUNTY q

ST ATE OF OHIO, CITY OF TOLEDO
LUCAS COUNTY 81
FRANK j. CHENEY makes oath that
he is the senior partner Of the firm of
F. }. CHENEY & Co.. doing business in
the City Of Toledo, County and State
aforesaid, and that said firm will pay
the sum Of ONE HUNDRED DOL
LARS for each and every case of Ca
tarrh that cannot be cured by the use
OF HALLS CATARRH CURE.
FRANK j. CHENEY,
Sworn to before me and subscribed
in my presence, this 9Th day of De.
cember, A. D., 1896.
80 Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure 10 taken inter.
nally, and acts directly on the blood
and mucous surfaces OF the system.
Send for testimonials free.
FL. CHENEY & co.
Toledo, Ohio. I
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1897-10-05
SALMAGlINDI
Mr.. CHASER is down from Peko.

George Peltier, wife and daughter,
arrived from Sacramento last even
ing. 49,.
Mrs. ]. r. Henry came III from
Mound Valley yesterday and return
ed today.
Judge Massey came up from Car
con this morning. He will remain
with US two or three days.
Grover and Wines are now prepair-
ed to do all laundry work in first
class stple. Laundry back O; w. U
Telegraph Office.
Dave Casper has Just received
new lot Of samples of Fall and
Winter Clothing which will be made
to order from $3.50 UP.
Your attention is call ID to the ad of
MIR. Sheldon appearing elsewhere.
This Is an excellent opportunity for
some one to engage in paying bus
mess. See this ad.
Remedies for human ailments may
demand attention because of their es-
tablished regulations or their magic
al" powers, or large sales, or immense
sums spent in advertising. Cures
count. The Eminent Trib cures all 1t
claims to cure. y
The board of equalization at it's
meeting yesterday raised the assess.
ments of the following persons: MISS
Craighead s210; Edward E. Cox
$370; Charles W. Clubine $500; and
Mrs. Wibra $500. The clerk was in
structed to notify the parties of the
raises made in their assessments.
While you are IoogIng for change
in the weather. examine the latest
patterns in wall paper at the Postot-
2 fee. All goods first class and at the
lowest living prices. Call in and ex-
anime my stock. No trouble to show
goods. l. N. Sherwood. ...
Tom Harris has let q contract to
M. j. Curtis of Reno to build a two
stoiy frame building, 26x8O feet. on
the corner Of Fourth and Idaho
streets. The lower story will be used
as public han and the upper one
will contain sixteen fine sleeping
rooms. Work will begin in earnest
tomorrow and the building will be
pushed to completion as rapidly as
possible.
Neavly the whole of Gold Creek
viii be in EIko before the week
closes as witnesses in the case OF The
Corey Bros. Co. va. The Gold Creek
Mining co. Editor Sain, j. r. Bar
low, engineer FOR the company, Joe
Pease, Clint Kinsey, A. l.. johnson
and Mr.. Lodge are already here and
j. D. Babcock. Walter Stofel, W.P,
Anderson, Jr., and Martin Reynolds
will arrive by tonight's stage.
Arink Osell, the infant son OF Mr..
anu MRS. Oseu, died at noon today.
The little one saw but a days of this
world before the summons came to
join the silent majority on the other
side Of the river. The parents have
the sympathy of the community in
their sad bereavement. The funeral
viii take place from the house al
10 A. NJ. Thursday. Friends and nc.
quaintances are invited to attend.
The case OF The Corey Bros. Go. va
the Gold Creek Mining Co. is on
trial in the District Court today be-
fore Judge Talbot, Tho plaintiff il
represented by Evans, Rogers q Horn
of Ogden and Wren q Wheeler o.
Elko, and the defendants by George
Brown and q. s. Harrington OF Elko
Ibs snt is to recover the balance du,
for building the reservoir and ditche.
for the Gold Creek Mining Company
Tho pleadings are volumfncrs and
the trial OF the case will occupy til.
- " a.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1897-10-05

In Hawthorne Saturday Drew VIII
son was kicked in the face by one of
8. A. Knapp's horses. The animal
was dying and kicked, striking Drew in
the fBce. Tho boys face was badly
lacerated, but fortunately no bones
were broken. 81