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La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1897-03-10
No hay que darle vueltas.


Mientras esa institution exista con
los antecedentes historicos ell modo
de ser general que hoy tiene, constituye
una fuerza polftica armada, compuesta
precisamente de nuestros adyersarlos
y Ell tai concepto no es possible que yea
mos con simpatfas al cuerpo de rof'o'-
t01iQs conservatives.
Por otra parte, sin neeesidad de in
gresar en- sus tilas, ell partido liberal
trabaja sacramento por mantener la so
beranfa de Espaila, fundandola sobfe
bases de afecto y de convenience recl-
procas.
No creemos que entire nosotros sea
necesarO reeurrir nunca a La ylolencla
nj la fuerza.
Unir a la patria grande y a la patria
chica por medic de duraderos y estre-
chos lazos de concordia, de mutuo res
peto de mutua consideration, es la
patriotica labor que persegulmos.
Basta va de pfejplclos y sQsplcaclas.
Ahora bien: 81 los gobiernos do Ia
metr6poli, pensando conforme a sus
puntos de vista, juzgan conyenlente y
necesaria la existencia del referldo
cuerpO, como mll1ela naclonai, como
reserva del ej6rcito para defender el
honor ell territorio patrlos, y 81 ms
pirandose unicamente en- estos sanos
princlpios reforman ell espfritu de ese
Institute, abriendo sus flas a todos los
ciudadanos, sean cuales fueren sus ideas
sin compromises polfticos de ningun
genera, entopces ell partido liberal aplau-
dira sno ha de apIapdir?-a los vo-
luntarios, y les prestara mayor contin-
genie que ell partido integrista, pqes
cuenta para clio con elementos populares
mucho mas numerosOs.
De manera que no existen las incom-
patibilidades que con maligna compla-
oepcia ha dado Ell imaginar ell colega.
A defender q la gatria siempre esta-
mos dlspuestos.
A servir de comparsa a nuestrog aq-
Yersarios, no.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1897-03-10

j ZINBRAKAKIS.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1897-03-10

<e - 49,
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1897-09-17

There was a butchery OF striking
miners near Latimer, Pa, on the
18th. A body of unarmed strikers
had started to march to Latimer to
try to peacefully persuade those at
work in the mines to come out.
They we're met on the public road
outside of Latimer and some dis
lance from the property OF the mine
owners by a heavily armed body OF
deputy sheriffs under command OF
the sheriff. While the sheriff and
the leadsr of the striking miners
were parleying, some in the crowd
of marching miners marched on
The sheriff ordered his deputies tc
fire upon the unarmed miners
which they did, killing fifteen tc
twenty Of them and wounding a.
many more, several of whom vii
die. 1t was murder, but the sheriff
attempts to justify his act, claiming
one had struck him, although M
showed no marks, and incidental,
because the strikers were all foreign
ers. Public opinion strongly con
dernns the sheriff, and most all be-
Ilieve he should be hung for it.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1897-09-17

Rates to Nashville, Tenn, Exposition
Tickets will be sold any day until Octo-
Der 30th.
Via Louisville good Is days 5000.
$40.
" Evansville Is S.45.
las.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1897-09-17
Notice Of Sale Of PersosaI Property.

Notice is hereby given that the under
signed, administrative Of the estate Of
John Schmitt, deceased, will offer for
sale at public auction, at the late resi-
dence OF said decedent in Boone town
ship, in Dubois county, Indiana, on
FRIDAY, OCTOBER LIST, 1897.
The personal property of said estate,
consisting Of Z horses, 20 head Of cattle,
20 head Of hogs, wagons, farming imple-
ments, hay, corn, oats, wheat, house.
hold and kitchen furniture, and various
other articles usually owned and kept by
a good farmer. Sale will begin at .
o'clock Q. m.
TERMS or SALE.-Sums of IS and I'M
der, cssh over five dollars a credit Of
nine months will be given, the purchaser
giving his note at six per cent. interest
from date, without relief from valuation
and appraisement laws, with good &C.
curity. MARY Il. SCHMITT,
Administrative.
BRErz 4 MCCALL, Attorneys.
Sept. IL, 1Sg7.-J.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1897-09-17
Notice Of Insolvency.

Dubois Circuit Court, October term, ~.
In the matter OF the estate of August
Striegle. deceased.
Notice IL hereby given that upon petit
ton filed in said court by the adminis-
traitor Of said estate, setting up the in
efficiency Of said estate to pay the
debts and liabilities thereof, the Judge Of
said court did on the 18th day OF May,
1897, find said estate to be probably in
solvent, and ordered the same to be
settled accordingly.
The creditors Of said estate are hereby
notified OF such Insolvency, and required
10 file their Claims against said estate for
allowance, ADAM BUECHLER,
Administrator.
MrLBURs 4 SwEKxEy, Attorneys.
Sept. IL, lS97.-3t.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1897-09-17
ITEMS.

Mrs. Mealy Mullen went to Mill.
town Sunday to visit friends and
relatives.
Mr.. Frank Lewis went to Hen
derson, KY. Saturday, to visit his
best girl ; the rumor is that he will
bring her home with him.
DIR. F.. +. Woods and Miss Mary
Breitweiser, of Jasper, were the
guests of Mrs. Grace Norman sun
day eve.
Mr.. Reasonable b. Miller and
daughter are visiting friends in
Martin county this week.
Mr.. Henry Mandel and family,
of Huntingburg, ere the guests OF
Mrs. Julia Rose Sunday.
Rev. j. Thomas Bean will leave
Friday for Muncie, Ind, where he
contemplates taking unto himself .
wife; we wish him success.
Mrs. C. n. Weathers and family
went to Marengo TUESDAY " lam
in the fair and visit relatives.
Miss May Corn, Of Princeton, II
the guest Of Mrs. NJ l.. Steinhar'
this week.
Bal Meyers and c. b. Greer
went to Huntingburg Monday with
their string of fast horses.
Among those who attended thu
Princeton Fair from this place wei'
Rev. J. /. Gregory and family, w
T. Young and Mrs. NJ. L. teinhart
They reported the Fair rather dull.
Mr.. James Blackwell, of Evans
Vile, is at home visiting friends ant
taking his summer vacation.
DR.. j. S. Stewart and wife, OF Jas
per, we're the guests of Mr.. and Mrs
Ad. Thomas Sunday.
Mr.. Willie Deweese, OF Patoka
is visiting Rev. Gregory this week
Esquire Kellams is on the sicl
list this week. JOLLY Boy.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1897-09-17

Notice il hereby given to sill concerned
that the undersigned will proceed with
the County Surveyor, of Dubois county,
on Monday, September 27th, 1897, to
run the intermediate lines and deter
mine the boundaries and fix corner
stones , Z section No. "a, T. 1, n. X. 3,
W., in Dubois county, Indiana.
All pers ms owning any property in
said section are requested 10 ne present
at that time.
DAVID w. SIMMONS.
September 3, lS97.-3t.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1897-09-17

0-A Republican Sheriff murders
90 peaceable miners, on the public
highway in Pennsylvania, and Re-
publican Governor Hastings calls
out the militia Of Philadelphia, and
sends them to prevent the Sheriff
being arrested by civil process and
tried for the crime. Is Pennsyl-
vania under a Republican form Of
government, II a monarchy, sus-
tanned by an army?
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1897-09-17

~County Auditor Koerner has
been appointed by Gov. Mount as
one Of the three appraisers Of the
jackson county court house and
Jail at Brownstown. The appraisers
will meet some time next week al
Brownstown, and the election on
the question Of removing the county
seat to Seymour ccurs next month.
MI. Koerner will be a good apprais-
or, as he has had a good deal Of ex-
perience with public buildings.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1897-09-17

1-Five prisoners we're lynched
BY a mob at the Versailles (Ind.)
jail on Tuesday night They were
charged with various robberies and
burglaries. Gov. Mount is trying
to discover and have the l~ynchers
punished. This is the largest num-
Der lynched in Indiana at one time
for many years. All five we're shot
and then hung on one tree. The
Coroner returned a verdict Of death
by persons unknown.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1897-09-17

PrOEram W. +. J.. v. PUBIC W eetin3.
Devotional Exercises,-Mrs. Josie
q. Cooper.
Song,-How firm a Foundation
Temperance Talk-Rev. j.
/. Gregory.
Duet,-Miss Mary and Sadie Kelso.
Recitation,-Miss Estella Britain.
Essay,-Miss Matte Richey.
Song,-Sweet Peace, the Gift OF
Gods Love.
Select Reading-Miss Clara Britain,
Roll Call-Response with a scripture
quotation from each member o.
the Union.
Pledge Signatures,--Miss Opha
Funk.
Temperance D~oxology.
The meeting will be held in TIT
Birchcreek school house Sept. 18th
at 3 p. NJ.
Every one is invited to come.
MRS. SARAH G.. KELso, Pres.
Miss LEoRA BRITAIN, Sec'y.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1897-09-17
County Board Proceedings.

The County Commissioners ad'
journed their regular Sept. term
last Monday, but had to be in SEES
sion again on Tuesday auditing
township trustees allowances:
During the Sept. session they al
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1897-09-17
General Repairing & Horse Shooting.


A good residence on Mill street q
Jasper, for sale cheap, and on
terms. The lot has on II a good dniieu
we'll costing nearly 500, furnishing an
unfailing supply OF good water. FOR
price and terms apply to G. DoASE. -
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1897-09-17

sion again on TUESDAY auui'ihe
township trustees allowances:
During the Sept. session they al
lowed -
A. II. Koerner, Auditor. .$575.W
f. A.. Bohnert, Treasurer. 425.lOl
Bretz & McFall, Att'ys..... 31.25
b. B. Brannock, b. OF H.. 32.25
e. r. Wilson, Co. Supt.... 3Oo.U
w. H. Kuper, Co. Assessor 93.lO
w. w. Kendall, ass. rev.. saw
Poor physicians. 1919
H.. s. Melchior, poor farm. lO5.25
II. Cassidy, Criminals -. 1860
Phi. billy, Recorder. 234.45
III. Eckert, Clerk. 532. 40
II. Cassidy, Sheriff. 1900. 445.sO
w. b. Burford, b. 4 S.. 2S.45
H.. Cassidy, roads. 34.45
Berger 4 Arnsman, bridge. 1890
Indiana Bridge Co., bridges 692 .O7
II. Cassidy, criminals ..-.. 15.4O
H. Cassidy, pub. buildings. l4.5O
C. Doane, printing. 800
W. C. Buckley, printing. lO.45
Inquest on +. Lane. 1850
:" ON unknown man. 1925
n. Melchior, brick for poor
asylum.
A. Sonderman, carpets, Dc. 19.47
f. w. Pickhard;, printing. 1890.
| Signal Job Office, stationery 1I.W
Miss Helen Traylor was appoint
ed as a county student at Bloom
ington.
Aug. Weisheit, was appointed a
J. P. for HARRISON township.
The tax levies Of the several town
ships were examined and approved.
The County tax levy for 1897
was fixed at 4Oh cents on each
$4,000, and 81 poll.
The bids for two steel bridges,
one in Jackson township "A feet
long and II wide, and one in Feroi-
nand township "a feet long by Il
wide, were received as follows:
III. ID. Adams Co., Indiana
polis,.. 1875. OU
IL
Ind. Bridge Co., Muncie. i. 10000
The Muncie Co. was awarded the
contract.
The petition for a bridge across
; White river at Braxton ferry was
continued.
The petition for a bridge across
> Patoka. where the short road from
! Jasper to Huntingburg crosses, was
Z granted, and specifications ordered
Liquor licenses were granted K
John Morgenroth, VIM. Giessler
J Henry Mauntel, Jos. Blessinger
! John Sternberg, j. w. Miller, Louis
! Seng, Jos. Lechner, Leo Kraft
: Henry Bromm, Ed. A. Habig ant
Berger & Bohnert.
Three bids for furnishing III
= county coal were received as follows
eelCaledonia Coal Co. at 1925 per 10
! bushels, Anth. Bohnert 1897. n
. Lauer, $3.50. The latter wa
!. awarded the contract.
"A ROAD PETIT IONS.
'e The viewers reported favorable o
., a road asked for by Lorenz Jerge
ne ct al. and it was ordered opened
he The same was done with the roa
er asked for by Jas. b. Payne, ct al.
ce and the one asked for by b. Phillips
ct al. I; and the n asked for by A
is A. Hessemer, ct al.
he On the one asked for by Rob
Davis, ct al. I; viewers were appoin
ed to meet at Mr.. I. j. Nolan's o
ne Nov. Goth.
H. Hesseman asked for the r
cording Of a road hal had bee
used twenty years, az a public higl
NJ way, and it was SO ordered.
A contract for searching out Ia,
able property not assessed in d,
n bois county, with M. Fleener & c.
g.. was talked about, hut il was col
tl-l - A. o~S.~ .rSe
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1897-09-17
v. T.. CLAYcoNB, Agent.

v. T.. CLAycoxB, Agent.
Home seekers excursion rates 10 all
points, July 10Th, Aug. Sd and IL. Sept.
eth and 81, Oct. 5 and Is. Call on
agent, Jasper, for particulars.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1897-03-12

the GLORY Of a good name"
1t takes years to make good name,
but when one generation educates
following one to revere name which
has been endeared to them, then the
genuineness of that good name is un-
questioned.
Such is the standing of the name
Lydia E. Pinkham among the women
of America to-day, after years of con-
stancy, faithful and reliable service, her
whole life having been spent for the
benefit of others, and that her name
will be revered by one generation after
another is already being demonstrated.
The following letter from Woburn,
Mass, woman illustrates this fact,
having been benefited by Mrs. Pink
hams advice and remedies herself,
recommends the same treatment to her
daughters; and on Mrs. Pinkham's
files in Lynn, Mass, will be found hun
dreds of letters from women using ex-
pressions similar to the following:
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1897-03-12

and, if do say it myself, it wasn't any
SLOUGH of a trapeze show. And didn't
like that half as well after the rope
broke as did before, either. Indeed, ]
began to think the whole dern bal
loon business wasn't what it was
cracked up to be. Twas thinking about
tying rope around my waist so as to
catch hold of things if fell, but didn't
like to do that, though there was about
a hundred feet Of rope | had hung out
as an anchor, or grab, with hook on
the end to help me to land when the
show was over.
"The day l retired from business
there was a state fair going on that
week, and l went up every day. 1t was
fine day, with just enough wind to
move the balloon along majestic, as the
papers said, and when shot up was so
nervous that actually said my prayers
as l saw the ground dropping away
under me. But l took brace on my:
self, and began my trapeze act, the
balloon going up faster than | ever felt
it. By this time I was up half nj
and my turn was to swing with my
knees around the bar, which looked
mighty dangerous, but it really wasn't
any worse than if had been in a
theater without net. Well, gave my
self the swings, and never did know
why, but l lost my grip, and with
swish l felt myself fly out into space.
The Lord knows what l thought about,
but it wasn't for long, for didn't know
any more until came to in the room at
the hotel where I was stopping"
"Come off," interrupted the man at
the foot of the table. You can't tell
| this crowd you fell half mile and didn't
get killed. You are plain, unvarnished
liar, that's what you are"
you're another if you say fell half
mile" responded the retired aeronaut,
and it looked as if there might be a
scrap.
What l did do" he continued, when
peace was restored, twas to strike that
anchor line within ten feet of the end of
it as it trailed under me, and by some
act of merciful providence the anchor
flew around my body and caught the
rope above, thus looping me in. There
/ I hung until the balloon came down,
and as everybody below saw the acct
dent you may imagine that had big
reception when l landed, though |
didn't know anything about 1t. did
know, though, that couldn't tempt
providence twice, and so | quit and
went to editing country newspaper,
which is more lingering than falling
out of balloon"
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1897-03-12

Years ago my mother was very Ill
and was cured by your Vegetable Com
pound; now l need the same help and
believe yours is the only remedy.
my mother told me if 1 was ever i'll
to write to Mrs. Pinkham, as her adj
vice and remedies were all but infal-
ible."
All this indicates the reliability Of
the remedies which bear Mrs. Pink
hams name, and the advice which can
be received by addressing her estab-
lishment at Lynn, Mass. We have
pleasure in publishing Mrs. Oberg's
letter, as follows:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham: I wish to
write and inform you of the good re-
suits I have obtained from the use of
your valuable remedy. hardly know
how to describe my feelings before
taking the Compound. 1 have always
been sufferer from headache since 1
was child. My back began to trouble
me about year ago, after my child
was born. The pain extended down
my hips and thighs. Twas utterly un-
able to walk across the floor. At times
1 even had to creep on my hands and
knees. Sometimes l would have to be
lifted from my seat. My family doctor
prescribed for me, but the medicine
gave me no relief. My husband got
me bottle of your remedy, and after
short treatment with the medicine I
could do all my homework. l have
been free from headache and entirely
cured of backache since l used the
Compound. l advise my daughters
and every one to use Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, being fully
satisfied that it is wonderful medi-
cine. l shall never be without it.
ISABEL OBERG, 22o Chestnut St.,
| Woburn Mass"
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1897-03-12

Now Is the time everybody is deciding what
to take for spring medicine. That remedy
should be taken which has the best record,
gives the best results, makes the most cures.
DR.. Greene's Nervura blood and nerve remedy
stands prominent as the greatest medical dis
covery of the age. 1t has demonstrated by its
countless cures among prominent and famous
personages whom everybody knows, as wellas
among the common people everywhere that
its record stands highest among medicines,
that its results are unequaled and unrivaled,
and that no other remedy in the world ever
made SO many cures, such wonderful restor-
atoms to health as DR.. Greene's Neryura blood
and nerve remedy. This is the reason DR..
Greene's Nervura blood and nerve remedy
should be used now-frst, because it is the
greatest and grandest medicine on earth, and
second, because everybody needs spring
medicine, and DIR. Greene's Nervura is the
best and surest remedy possible to take. Hon.
Andrew L. Bowen of So. Dorset, VT, stands
at the head of the Peoples Party of Vermont,
being Chairman of the State Committee of the
Peoples Party, and Chairman of the State
Convention, where he was nominated as Rep
resentative to Congress. This great statesman,
well known to everybody, gives grand and
glowing endorsement to DR. Greene's Nervura
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1897-03-12

Chicora, Pa, "Hcrald:" Richard Ven
sci teport> One Minute Cough cure the
g5cattSt success of mcdical science. de
told Us tha, IL cured his whole fam e Q Z
terrible coughs aud colds, after all O her
so called cures had failed entirely. Nj.
venscl said it assisted his children
through livery bad siege of measrls One
Minute Cough Cure makes expectation
ve.y easy aud rapid.
C. K. Bacon, Londonderry. F. E.
smith, Jaraica and jonas HI Bond
vile, G. G. Smith, 90. Londonderry and
f. B. Pier, Jacksonville.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1897-03-12
SAVED BY PROVIDENCE.
Hx-Aeronaut Tells of His Last
Balloon Ascension.
A Good Yarn in which the Narrator
Pays More or Less Regard 10
49, Truth-King of the Air Be-
comes an Editor.

Something or other suggested the
subject, and the tall man, who sat at
the hotel table where he couldn't see
Chicago Tribune reporter opposite
owing to the castor which stood be-
tween, stuck his fork into potato and
began talking.
81 suppose" he said, "thnt when
Elijah went to Heaven in a hand-basket
he liked it and it was all right, but, as
for me, I'd rather go by land"
The man at the foot of the table
looked up questioningly.
by the graveyard, of course, mean"
hastily explained the talker. "You see
this aerial navigation business amt
any good after you've hadn'rassle' with
it that pulls all of mans nerves out
by the roots, twists them around a
stump, and then begins to yank and
saw on them. understand what |
mean? used to be an aeronaut, did.
I guess 1 must have made thousand
ascensions. Out in my state for long
time no county fair was complete with
out me, and l got the topography of the
state down SO fine from my bird's-eye
view of it that 1 could draw map of the
whole layout with my eyes shut. Great
thing it was to be sailing through the
air in them days, and thought never
would get enough Of it, until one fine
afternoon rope broke in a ticklish
place, and it gave me kind of nervous
fit, just as it does railroad engineer
when he has an accident and isn't hurt
that anybody can see. just the same
he is hurt, and so was l, but kept on;
so does the engineer.
after that, though, didn't go up
feeling quite as sassy as / used to feel.
and sometimes az | would go shooting
upward I'd wonder how hard the
ground was in case man had to light
suddenly. 1 always done trapeze act
in connection with my performance,
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1897-03-12
One of Cup,d.. Queer Freak,

Mrs. Vine Essig, formerly Of near
Kent, o., and Capt. Hamilton Smith
were married at Canyon City, Col, a
few days ago. They were husband and
wife 40 years ago, but separated. Since
then the woman was married to Calvin
Essig, of Kent, bit they also separated
Smith-has also had two wives in the
meantime. They both drifted west.
where they met and were married a
few days later.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1897-03-12


full cures. He says: =
81 have known of DR.. Grecne's Nervura
blood and nerve remedy for many years, and
of many cases where great benefit has been de-
rived from its use. Especially in the case of a
lady who was bed-ridden and on whom all
other remedies had failed, who used it and got
great help. She now goes around the house
and is comfortable. All the reports that have
come to my knowledge, put DR.. Greene's Ner-
yura blood aud nerve remedy above everything
in the line of popular remedies. Ny wife's
mother has used it. She was troubled with
nervousness and general debility and was much
benefited. She now sleeps quietly after using.
know it is good remedy Or l would not
recommend it,
DR.. Greene's Nervura blood and nerve rem
edv is the medicine for you to take, and now
is the time to take it. DR.. Greene's Cathartic
Pills are the sure cure for biousness and con-
stipation. Sugar coated, easy to take, perfect
to act. DR.. Greene, "a Temple Place, Boston,
Mass, the most successful physician in effect
ing cures, can be consulted free, in person
or by letter. Nothing to pay for consultation,
examination or advice. This fact together
with the low price of his health-giving medi-
cines, places a sure cure in the reach Of all.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1897-03-12
Seemed to n. o,,,,s.,

rs Mrs. Bellingham daughter Of
the revolution?"
81 think so. Her father used to run
steam lathe."-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1897-03-12
Accepted There.

Penstaff-I had a contribution &C
cepted yesterday.
cribble-Indeed? Where?
Penstaff-At church.-Up-to-Dat
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1897-03-12
Wanted to Adopt 1t,

Bobby-Pop, what is repudiate?
Fond Parent-Repudiate? Repudiate
is to pretend you don't owe what you
do owe.
Bobby latter pause)-say, popl
Won't you repudiate that spanking?-
Brooklyn Life.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1897-03-12
Her Turn Now.

Duer-Why did that pretty typewriter
marry her employer?
Dyer-She grew tired of being die
tated to.-Brooklyn Life.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1897-03-12
The Last Word.

Hell married you merely out Of
pity.
She-What of it? You pitied me
then; now everybody does.-N. Y. Trib-
me