The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-10-01
THE BLUFF FAILED.
BUT IT BROUGHT ABOUT THE DESIRED
RESULT AT LAST.


fseshments.
1T frequently happens" said col
lege graduate, "that different chapters
of the same Greek letter fra, witty, sit
uated at different colleges, develop diff
ferent characteristics All Of these So
cieties, think, are organized to encour-
age literary pursuits. mean that's
what the constitutions say. AS mat
ter Of fact, the literary element is rath.
err lost sight of in most cases in the
stress of having jolly good time.
When convention time comes round,
however, the chapters that have main
tanned their literary quality come to the
fore, and the others have to put up
bluff by sending as delegates men who
have high standing as scholars or else
take a very back seat.
1.-The chapter to which belonged
was located at country college, and
in some way or other it had acquired a
reputation in the fraternity of being es-
sentially nonliterary, and, in fact rath-
er sporty in character. This was so
much the case that in my junior year
there was a movement on foot to expel
or suspend our chapter from the frater-
nifty. We weren't very strong i'll high
stand men and couldn't even scare up
two TO go as delegates to the conven-
tion. Another man and myself were
finally selected for this function as the
most unsophisticated looking members
OF the chapter.
AS usual in such cases, special
train was made up to start from the
westernmost chapter and to pick up as
many of the other delegations as could
be arranged on its way to the conventio0
city. We were among the more remote
chapters, and when we boarded the
train there was only one other delega-
ton on board, composed of three men,
bers We sighed when we saw big boxes
of bottled beer in the freight car and
reflected on the elaborate instructions
we had received from our constituents
We were primed for the occasion. M
companion, Forbes, had a classical vcl
ume i'll each side pocket of his coat ans
there were ink stains on his fingers.
had borrowed from a classmate "a medal
given for scholarship, and this l had
rather ostentatiously hung on my watch
chain.
"We soon made the acquaintance of
the other three delegates and Joined
them in their stateroom. Before long
they proposed s. lie of poker, and one
of them produced pack of cards
Forbes said he didn't play, retired to q
corner, pulled out copy of Gladstone's |
Landmarks. of Homeric Study and
after gazing thoughtfully out of the !
window for moment or two apparently
became absorbed in it, l admired his |
conception Of the part, but couldn't |
bring myself to break up the game, and |
that's what it meant, for everybody !
knows there's no fun in three handed |
poker Besides, there were only three |
delegates on the train to witness my |
fall. l said didn't play, but had seen |
the game and thought it looked inter- !
esting. / was willing to learn.
when we got started, there was a |
demand for buck, and | unhitched the |
scholarship medal and dropped it into
the pot as a good means of calling at
tention TO it. Everything went or
swimmingly for awhile. l had outra-
geous luck and won pot after pot, Sc they
were confirmed III the idea that | was q
beginner. After awh:ie one of the other
delegates got away with jack pot. and
while he was waiting for the cards to
be dealt he picked up the medal and
glanced carelessly at the diverse side.
l hadn't examined it particularly, but !
found out afterward that it bore this
neat inscription: Garrett ]. Gardner,
Weymouth University, Glass of 49,
1.-THE delegate started and looked at
me with glance that was first mysti-
fled and then suspicious.
al beg your pardon, Brother Gard
ner, he said, with touch of sarcasm
L thought you said your name was
Hawkins, and we've all been calling
you that right along.
There was smothered guffaw from
behind the Landmarks of Homeric
Study, and l saw the jig was up. We
made clean breast of it, and Forbes
sat into the game, making it five hand
ed, which, of course, is the ideal game.
We didn't lose any time sending for
ward for consignment of that bottled
beer, and the floor was strewn with
dead Indians when the train filled up
with other delegates, and they crowded
around to watch the game.
"Our elaborate bluff hadn't worked.
and the convention opened with our
chapter in just as bad odor as before,
but we had made stanch supporters of
the three delegates and some other kind
ly spirits who had joined us on the
train. They all went to work like bea-
vers, and when our case was taken nm
IN the convention we had good work.
ing majority which sustained or char
ter with whoop. New York Sun.