The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1897-06-21
rnE RIO CITY DOCTOR
at,he Annual hlosting Of tiio STATE ldsdi-
cal sosisty In a Little city Of Hattie

cal soeistp In q Llltlo city Of . Hattie
state.
To tho Edtos OF tho Inteiligoncer'
sIR:-The following incident AZ the ias'
r,eetinr Of the State Medical Society, ~
Charleston, VIII explain itselti
There was great doctor in a great med
who geo could ND not ind work enough in his
For t 3%p people aT,i'S found him out. Oh. what
So hs sT S5s Compelled in other places to
He st 5Sa9,; at tho capital Of state much
wbsTs si'i hc Thought that tho people
wouldn't know very mhen. a.
Whore M would. without doubt. DO IN
knowledge much taller;
Thinking surely the peoples spare caSh
If ebS S sSH'v While iH no was there that the
Hold Us annual meeting in that capital
where SST papers were read Of almost evory'
wh srs'I medical questions were all done
Our " lis of Gity Doctor said; ''Hero'' my
To o make myself famous in this little
/ will f force myself on them with great
OF m my superior SKIN and talents I'll
that P VII give me a prestige in this rural
It viii viii be an enforcement of lnanito
Ny p TGstS win he sung in words hatterInE
The S iSm St y my skin viii be spread south
So h. aP told Ia a t few members that no had 4
good paper - .,,,,,,d In
7, vra 5iSpib X - more instructive, in knowI-
edge much deeper, t... d, a.. lee.
e. sons they'd leed. -, a.,
Some fell into tho trap anu 0u"NNu anna
nut . some gG9' more discretion and wisdom
They di aka that the fox was not able to
AnEs11rb SD. from the country. so soft
They adopted a motion that volunteer pa
Must PEI b. no means before regular es-
Tbi, S Sggso - the the mans ire and he cut
He grew 80 snraged he almost lost his
He s@ afiq Il In such a mean way he were
Hes. sI'S witSdraw and not give US his pa
No t Ssr d then NJ w.-s shed; every one was
wh sGiif H. put up his paper and went
He tben ~ on 11 our PJ joys tried to throw wet
And slt tRas make US feel the fun weight
Rv r Q, nif I'f 10 come to our magnificent
Thus Ran R0pinr TO auench the doctors
Blu, thS Si banquet %t' went on with It's fun and
All Thought thoughts o, the angry doctor to OBJ
No donSt he moaned over his unpopu-
And Ht Cursed his 81 luck for the chance
Now ne 70 R have G some revenge for this dread
He ~ ssa iPsisaSSE s goose quill and writes
Abound HilS'' in faIsshOod and slandcrOuS
ThImEins thus for his slight his ven
He said Sn ali the iS papers were tame. withOu,
Poorly lS''1 written. not ore of them up to
That tn The members displayed great alb.
Bencc Of spirit.
Having tallel inc nlkh uuuuHt1''i " ~
enco 20 climb.
In regard 10 the banquet he makes false
inSlnuRtlon
Which. n spoken out boldly. meant lies
would be proved:
For nothing went wrong on that festive
But All With the utmost propriety moved.
II my readers recall to their minds the
OF the the fox taSi and the grapes. which he said
NNHfaF
I think heres re- mo not one but to Judge. would
What allied the poor doctor in that bitter
So my Big city Doctor. let me advise
you:
For be be- sure Sree ycu'n ind some viii be able
TO size you,
And by whom In your true eolors you
"''' DC ' RusTrcus, NJ. D.
wheeling. Junn 30.