The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1897-07-02
Editorial and Otherwise.

The "bikomania" is the rich person who
steals bicycle.
What's the use of worrying. Watermelons
will soon be cheap.
In cutting warm bread or cake warm
knife should be used.
The hearts Of some people never expand,
even in midsummer.
The most fooish Of men Can look wise in
stauary-or when dead.
We make fun Of the woman's bonnet, and
yet it always gets head.
No matter what clouds may be in the SKY,
keep them out of your heart.
The Powers are still irving to analyze the
contents Of the Sultan's mind.
1t is always unlucky to play cards with a
woman who has winning WAYS.
The Duke d'Alencon is going to become a
monk. lie is pretty old man.
Most testers are merely boys who whistle
while going through graveyard.
Some men can be moved BY soft words, but
generally, you have to use a club.
The c,rpeuter must be very fond Of figures.
just notice how he ADJ up and down.
Detroit has woman bank teller, but she
doesn't tell any of the banks secrets.
Most men who have good opinions Of them
selves are poor judges Of human nature.
BY changing your seat frequently when
sewing You will avoid extreme weariness.
Happy Is the person who takes things as
they come and doesn't "sour on the world
The bravest man is the one who always does
right regardless of what the world may say.
The old man who dves his hair aud whls-
kers simply emphasizes his age and his folly.
These white flannel suits are very modest
At least they have a shrinking way about
them.
The lav of hen is only desirable when
fresh. The lay OF u poet often improves with
age.
| In that European concert the Turks did tn,
dancing, and the Greeks will have to pay The
piper.
Nine ont Of every ten men who becom,
thoroughly con,ented have outllved their use
fulness.
Whenever YOU feel that life is not worth liv
ing, remember that you may be an awful long
time dead.
A wise man saws that it is better to be tn,
sole owner of one ginger snap than a partner
IN bakery.
A one-egged man can hardly be spoken o
as a whole man, but he comes within foot o
it nevertheless.
More than eight million of people crowded
into London Tuesday TO witness the Queen
jubilee parade.
The Atlanta Constitution thinks "there is
good deal of sugar wrapped up in the Ha
walian question"
An Illinois tramp had a collection Of fifty
four four-leafed clovers. And yet he wa
nothing but n tramp.
The man who is ALWAYS waiting for some
thing to turn up, Is usually too blind to see /
when it comes along.
To the pure all things are said to be pure
but don't think for a minute this includes
boarding g-house butter.
Receiving a present Of dressed poultry Il
always considered complimentary, and yet |
is readily a dead give away.
Women are never satisfied. When they ar
girls they want to grow old, and when the.
are old they want to grow young again.
A needle can pass through the eye Of
camel, but it is doubtful if rich man will en-
ter Heaven if the Populists can prevent it.
When a murderer shows no trepidation o.
the gallows the press say "he faced death lik
a man." 1t were better to say like brute.
A soap factory in India would not be yer
profitable venture, as the inhabitants there ar
said to use only one ounce per capita per au
mum.
Human invention has accomplished grea
many things, but it has never yet succeede
in a general cooling of the summer atmos
phere.
A Chicago man killed himself to get ont
. debt. The method is certainly a most ethct
: cious one, but why not let the creditor do II
suicide act?
A Western editor says that England is
better governed country than this" Not S
This is a country of free speech-if you've K,
a license.
An undertaken on being arrested for an a
tempt at suicide at Coney Island, explaint
: that business was dull aud he wished to gi'
!, his partner job.
( The Chicago News has discovered that Lal
Michigan is a "wlde waste Of water, idlir
around" What some newspapers find ont
almost beyond human belief.
az want an opportunity" SAYS a kans
CITY man, "to demonstrate that ! can star
- DR.. Tanner To death" Is not the doctor
have a voice in the arrangements?
' Mrs. Amelia Barr, the authoress, profess
to foresee a reaction from the aggressive, at
: lc,c, sporty woman to the old-fashioned ~
= man, and predicts that when the latter com
D. she will come to stay.
An exchange says: ave have seen peor
= in church trying to look angelic while tn
sing, Shall we know each other there wh
: they wouldn't speak to each other when tn