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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1897-03-17
All Sorts.

A good many prayers are made, in
both public and private. that the devil
would like to have answered. Ram's
! Horn.
The aid we have from others is me-
chanica], compared with the discoveries
of nature in as.-Emerson.
| A girl is bound to have wedding of
some sort; if she can't have a man, she
says she is welded to her work.--New
York Press.
Unjust taxation is larceny. VIM. j.
Bryan.
Discomfort lies at the foundation of
all progress. So long as you are salts
| fed you will never go forward.-The
American.
John Bull evidently holds that arbi
tration is a mighty good thing for any
nation he can't whip.-Kansas City
| World.
A much better thing for the church
than star preaching is good wholesome
personal influence.
When self-righteousness gets up in
the night to pray, nobody else can sleep.
RAMS Horn.
Ignorance is the mother of mystery
and misery, of superstition and sorrow,
! of waste and want. Intelligence is the
only light. 1t is the only lever capable
of raising mankird.-1ngersoll.
The more a woman talks about the
equality of the sexes the less she likes
to admit that she has to work for Iv-
ing.-New York Press.
Less theology and more burning, pas
sionate love of man is the true source of
ministerial usefulness. The problem
of the Biblical Jonah must yield to that
of the Jonah of today.-New York Jour-
nal.
Nine out of ten OF your troubles are
due to talking too much.-Atchinson
Globe.
Other men are lenses through which
We read our own minds. Emerson.
Rev. DR.. Lyman Abbctt's attack on
Jonah shows that he hasn't that brand
of faith the old negro preacher had who
said: I'D believe it if the good book
said Jonah done swallowed the whale
Kansas City World.
With Great Britain and five other big
powers pitching in against one insignif-
cant nation, it is interesting to reflect
what an Englisbman probably means
when he speaks of the ''English spirit of
fair play."-Chicago Record.
Superstition is the serpent that crawls
and Kisses in every Eden and fastens It's
poisonous fangs in the hearts of men.
It is the deadliest foe Of the human race.
-1ngersoll.
It is now in order for some bralnv
legislator to introduce bill prohibit
ing man from trcking his napkin in
under his chin.
The islands of the world during recent
years have made more trouble than all
the continents combined.
l do not believe any question can be
settled through the intimidation prac-
ticed through money-lenders and en-
ployers. Men must be free.-Bryan.
The true artist has the planet for his
pedestal; the alventurer, after years of
strife, has nothing broader than his own
shoes.-Emerson.
The lives of some people are open
books; others are blank books-The
American.
Great parties represent in their begin
nipgs great principles; III their old age
great prejudice.-Ignatius Donnelly.
We could all be great men if we could
be measured by the great things we in
tend to do tomorrow.
Education is the knowledge Of how
to use the whole of ones self.-Beecher.
Against Department Stores.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1897-03-17

Not until this week could we believe
that old Pease of the Anoka Union was
capable of so much selfshness and
spleen. Just because the legislature
wouldn't locate mad-house next to
his print shop, he doesn't want the
great state of Minnesota to have new
capitol; and, what's worse, he does just
what any ordinary tool would do-rush-
es into print with his grievances.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1897-03-17

Tom Reed of Maine has once more
been unanimously named by the Repub-
lican members of the house for speaker.
That means speaker in fact as we'll as
name.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1897-03-17

There are sixty-four applicants for
consulships from Minnesota alone. There
will he about sixty disappo1ntments
when the plums begin to drop.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1897-03-17

Hope makes good breakfast but a
mighty poor supper. The country hoped
for change of policy relative to Cuba
with the incoming Of the new admin
stration, but the word now goes forth
that Olney's un-American position is to
be maintained.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1897-03-17

"What is truth?" asked Pontius Plate
over eighteen hundred years ago. "What
is truth?" asks Col. Ingersoll today.
Strange, isn't it., that simple thing
like truth should continue throughout
the centuries to vex the human mind?
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1897-03-17

Postmaster Heslng of Chicago wants
to be mayor of the big Windy City, but
he has started out in a very peculiar
manner to secure the coveted prize. He
says: "Joliet prison has more inmates
as the result of millinery bills, dress
makers accounts and the greed of wives
that it has from the effects of Saloons"
Hesing speaks, not from observation CT
knowledge, but from the impression left
by constant perusal of the cheap wit
of Chlcago's daily press.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1897-03-17

w. w. Braden, who was state auditor
in Minnesota for many years, died at
Los Angeles, California, on the 18th.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1897-03-17

Henry Clay Evans, the popular Ten
nessee Republican, las been rendered
the position of commissioner of pensions.
It is the first time that the office has
gone to a southerner IN many years.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1897-03-17

Prosperity is being dished out only in
spots. Carson City will be given a dose
of it today.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1897-03-17

The death roll of the week includes
Hon. Joseph M. Dolph Of Oregon, who
for two terms represented that state in
in the Uuitcd States senate and acquired
a national reputation as an advocate of
high protection.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1897-03-17

Gen. Horace Porter of New York will
represent the government at Paris for
the next four years. In the language of
the court, Horace is presumed to be all
right, until the contrary is proven.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1897-03-17

Like q lot of angry ours;
Each is jealous and suspicious
If another bulldog stirs;
Each would like to crush the other,
Yet each knows that he would rue it
And they'll keep the peace of Europe,
Ii it takes afght to dot!
= Cleveland Plain Dealer
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1897-03-17

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G. w. H. HE1DEMAN Agent.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1897-03-17

Evangelist Moody is going to try to
convert Chicago. W. had supposed that
the day for Don Quixotes was over.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1897-03-17

For Olney and Cleveland now opens the
pleasure
OF passing opinions on every new meas
ure,
OF standing around like the rest of the
crew
And telling the government what it
should do.
Inter Ocean.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1897-03-17

We had always supposed that pro-
tective tariff, one that afforded protec-
ton to American industries, would nec-
essarily mean decrease in imports and
consequently lessenlng of revenues.
That was the effect produced by the old
Mckinley Bill. And a tariff on articles
that we do not produce, we had always
been taught to consider burdensome
tax. Nevertheless the new admlnistra-
ton promises a tariff that will protect
ali classes and at the same time produce
sufficient revenue to ward off bond is
sues. We tail to see how it is to he DONE
TO protect, you must to some extent
prohibit. To raise revenue, you must
import. TIE two are not consistent and
cannot be brought about in the same
bill without imposing tax upon the
"luxuries of the poor" Do they dare
do it?
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1897-03-17
Convertible Sled Attachment,

This attachment that carriage that can tben
be used as sed
tachment tc time
simple that 'nseieso
Those n shoudca
ment in ourfu store "'o "tach-
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1897-03-17

Ex-City Clerk Haney of MINI eapolis,
charged with bribery, was acquitted last
week for lack of substantial evidence.
Judge Smith, however, concluded that
d crime had been committed by some
body, either of bribery or perjury, and
accordingly issued bench warrant for
Alderman Drew's arrest. The Judge says
he is determined to get at the bottom of
what is apparently a very rotten affair.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1897-03-17

The latest newspaper story tromWash-
ington is to the effect that Billy Merriam
will win out in his fight for a foreign
mission, securing either that to Germany
or Rome. If he does, Mckinley will have
commenced to violate his own rules
rather early in the game, He promised
at the outset to recognize no factional
candidates and none who could not pre-
sent the unanimous endorsement of the
congressional delegation of their own
state. Recognizing Merriam would en-
gender the worst kind of fractional bit
terness.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1897-03-17

Ex-senator John J. Ingalls, will go to
Carson City today to witness the big
fight, study it from philosophical point
of view and write up his conclusions for
an eastern paper. The account will be
almost as interesting as the fight itself.
John is hard hitter himself it
comes to words-and it wouldn't sur
prise us at all if he concluded 70 admin
lister to both Of the pugs singing
knock out blow of savage English.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1897-03-17
DRY GOODS.

LACES FROM 2 CTS. UP
FINE WIDE LACE
BLACK WIDE LACE
CHILDREN'S HOSE
MEMS COTTON SOCKS
LADIES' FAST BLACK HOSE
THREAD
EMBROIDERY SILK
OUTING FLANNEL
BEST CALICOS MADE
GOOD DRESS CAMBRiCK
LINEN TOWELS
BATH TOWELS
FANCY DRESS GOODS
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1897-12-15
NAMES WE MISSED.


Some of the Titles Intended For Oar
Geographical Divisions.
1t was intended that Maryland should
DO called Crescentia but Charles
changed it to Terra Marip, in honor OF
his wife. and We made it Mary's Land
hence Maryland (home pronunciation,
Merrylonl. William Penn wanted t.
call his state Now Wales, but afterward
decided upon Sylvania, to which the
king prefixed the word Penn In 1881
an ordinance WAS drawn up as follows
THE territory northward of the forty
fifth degrce-that is to say, of tho com.
pletion of tho forty fifth degree from
the equator and extending to tho Lake
of the Wuods-shall be called Syl.
vania. Sec what we missed! The ter.
ritory under tho forty fifth and forty
fourth degrees which lies westward of
Lake Michigan was To be called Michi-
gania, while that to tho eastward, with
in the peninsula formed by the lakes and
waters of Michigan, Huron. st. Clair
and Erie, was to be called Ghersonesus
Heaven forbade,
~ h'N NNAhAtNtl ~ ihk tlit lOilN
third and forty second degrees, that to
the westward. called Assenisipia; that
TO the eastward, i'll which are the sources
OF the Muskingum, the two Miamis of
the Ohio, tho Wabash, the Illinois. tho
Miamis of the lake, and the Sandusky
rivers, was to be called Metropotamia
The country through which the Illinois
river runs was to be called Illinoia; the
next joining to the eastward, Saratoga.
and that between the last and Pcnnsyl-
vania. extending from the Ohio to Lake
Erie Washington. All that region nd
jacent to which are tho conhuences of
the Wabash, Shawnee, Tanisee, Ohio,
Illinois, Mississippi and Missouri rivers,
was to be called Polytamia, and that
farther up the Ohio, Pelisipia Verify, n
watchful Providence seems to have
guarded us from these Affections. New
York Press.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1897-12-15
OLD POINT COMFORT AND WASHING
TON.

Holiday Tour via Pennsylvania Railroad.
On December 29 the Pennsylvania
Railroad Company will run the first OF
a new series of Personally Conducted
Tours to Old Point Comfort and
Washington. The Party will travel
by the Cape Charles Route to Old
Point Comfort, where one day will be
spent thence by boat up the Potomac
to Washington, spending two days at
that point. Round trip rate, including
transportation, meals en- route, trans
fers. hotel accommodations, berth on
steamer, and all necessary expenses,
1922. 90 from New York sci 90 from
Trenton $40. 50 from Philadelphia.
Proportionate rates from other points.
At slight additional expense tourists
can extend the trip to Virginia Beach,
with accommodation at the Princess
Anne Hotel.
Tickets to Old Point Comfort only.
including one and three fourths days
board at that place, and good to return
direct by regular trains within six
days, will be sold in connection with
this tour Mt rate of $1,000 from New
York, $500 from Trenton, $l4. 90 from
Philadelphia, and proportionate rates
from other points.
For itineraries and full information,
apply to ticket agents ; Tourist Agent,
1876 Broadway. New York; or Geo. w.
Boyd, Assistant General Passenger
Agent, Broad Street Station, Philadel
phia.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1897-12-15
CALIFORNIA,
Personally Conducted Tour via rennsSl-
Nania Railroad.

Vania Railroad.
Amcricn is great country. In variety
and grandeur of natural scenery 1t is
unrivaled Its wooded heights, it's
fertile valleys, boundless plains. its
rugged and rocky mountains, its great
lakes, its balmy slopes are the admira-
ton of all mankind. To traverse this
great country, to behold its diversities
and its wonders, is liberal education,
revelation, to the immmed metropo-
Quoted Tour to California under the
direction of the Pennsylvania Railroad
Company which leaves New York on
January8, 1893, affords most excellent
opportunity to view the vast variety
and boundless beauty of this marvel
Gus land. The party will travel west
ward in special Pullman cars i'll charge
of Tourist Agent and Chaperon,
stopping en- route mt Omaha, Denver,
Colorado Springs, Manitou, Garden of
the Gods, Glenwood Springs, and
Salt Lake City. In California visits
will be made to Monterey and the
famous Hotel Del Monte, Santa Cruz,
San Jose, Los Angeles, San Diego,
Riverside, San Bcrnardino, Redlands,
and Pasadena. The party will return
on the Golden Gate Special, the
finest train that crosses the Continent,
leaving Los Angeles February .. and
stopping ut Tucson, Eel Paso, and st.
Louis, Eighteen days will be spent
in California Round-trip rate, in
ctading aH necessary expenses dtFiHg
entire trip, $685. from all points ON the
Pennsylvania Railroad System east of
Pittsburg $3.50 from Pittsburg For
itinerary and full information apply to
ticket agents, or address Geo. w.
Boyd, Assistant General Passenger
Agent, Broad Street Station, Phila-
delphia
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1897-12-15
RULES FOR CANDY MAKING.
Mrs Rorer Teiis How CONNECTIONS May He
Made at Home.

Mrs. S. T. Rorer tells how to make
candies at home in The Ladies' Home
Journal and gives the following rules,
which insure the success Of the work:
Never stir the sugar and water after
the sugar has dissolved. Wipe down
constantly the granules forming on tho
side Of the saucepan. Do not shake or
move the saucepan while tho strip is
boiling AS soon as the sugar begins to
boil watch it carefully, having III your
hand bowl of ice water, so that you
may try the strip almost constantly
HIVE everything i'll readiness before be-
ginning If tho sugar grains, use it for
old fashioned cream candy or sugar
tnffy. II cannot be used for fondant.
Use only the best granulated sugar for
boiling and confectioners' xxx for
kneading If your fondant grains with
out apparent cause, you may have boil
cd it little too long A few drops of
lemon juice or "a little cream of tartar
will prevent this. Fondant is the soft
mixture which forms both the inside of
the French candies and the material in
which they arc dipped, and it is to OBJ
tain this that the sugar is boiled.
After tho sugar has reached the
soft ball, II semihard condition, it
must be poured carefully into large
meat plate or ON "a marble slab. Do not
scrape tho saucepan or You will granu
late the sirup Make your fondant one
day and make it up into candy the next.
Never melt fondant by placing the
saucepan Immediately on the stove
Prevent the danger Of scorching by
standing the pan containing it in a ba
sin Of water. If the melted fondant is
too thick. add water most cautiously,
drop mt time. A half teaspoonful more
than is necessary will ruin the whole.
To cool candy place it i'll cool, dry
place. To keep candy put it between
layers of walked paper i'll tin boxes. II
the day is bright and clear the sugar
loses its sickness quickly; therefore
select II fine day for your candy max
inc "
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1897-12-15
He Knew,

Before permitting you to pass to the
front, said the officer i'll charge of tho
telegraphy to the war correspondent,
II desire to know whether you are quail
ifed to report our actions in the field. y
The wltr correspondent bowed and
awaited the pleasure of the great man.
In the first place, " continued the sol.
der, II should like a definition of the
phrase, 'tiendish atrocity -
The correspondent smiled as if he
considered the question altogether toe
easy.
"Fiendish atrocities, - he said, "are
murders committed by the other side "
Correct" returned the officer.
Now, what is just vengeance?' "
Just vengeance. F" answered the cor
respondent, is the term used to desig-
nate murders committed by our side -
Correct again, returned the officer.
II will give you an order that will take
you through all the lines. Strand
Magazine.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1897-12-15

Leave Lambertvllle for Manunka Chunk q
1920 am l.Sg. 507 and 1923 p M. sunday, s23 pa
For Phillipsburg and Easton only 6,2s weet
days.
Leave Frenchtown os, am,2n $50 and
$40 IN week days, A. Sundays. For PHI
lipsburg and EastOn only. 1902 p M.
Arrive at Phillipsburg 40 aud il.22 4 M, 81.
55S, 7.56 and 81 p. sunday geo p m.
Leave Phllipsburg rs, 945 aud II = m, a..
6.0I and rs p III. Sunday % p III.
Arrive Belvidere IS. 1922 and l.53 a In u
6S2, 9.6i p IN. Sunday, 951 p III.
Arrive Msnunka Chunk sos, 1870 and 1889 a N.
$50, 6.3S and 96S m. Sunday, 9.5S p nj.
Additional trains leave Belvldere for Manunka
Chunk I 30 and $50 III, and 20 M. sunday
ZOO IN. Returning, leave Manunka Chunk Tor
Belyidere rs. l0.45 am, 90 6 40 and 1000 p.
Sunday. 1000 pm.
Freight mixed trains leaving Msnunka
Chunk at 6 90 m Beiyidere 6.I5 m. Martins
Greek 6 .35 III. arriving LehIgh Junction SIS a IA,
will carry passengers and make stops at dag sta
tons north of Phillipsburg.
Passengers for Broad Street Station, PhilAdel-
phla, by trains leaving Manunka Chunk 7.2h IN
daily. and l2a7 5.2l m weekdays. and leaving
Phlltpsburg $50 III daily l07 and $50 p
weekdays go through without change at Tren-
ton. A through car for Manunka Chunk Is at
tached to trains leaving Broad Street Station al
6.09, so IN, 1900 noon, and So, pm. BY All
other trains passengers TO or from Broad Street
station change ears at Frcnton
Connection is made at Mananks ohah. wtab
Delaware. LaekawanDs s Western Railroad; II.
high Junction with Lehigh Valley .f.shiyb 3 SUI.
quehsnns Morris & Esst L, and New Jersey Cent?,
Railroads. At Lam bertville 18th Flemi gLon Raft
road At Trenton with trains to aud from he.
York. Camden, &c,
For turtle N formation see timetables, vkIo.
be obtained al the tick ct Offices
]. r.. HUTCHINSON
General Manager
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1897-12-15

Holland holds the first place i'll the
world as u nation Of smokers. Every
Dutohman consumes on an average 100
ounces year. The Belgian comes Il
good second with an annual consump-
tion of so ounces, followed closely by
Turkey with 20 ounces and the United
States with 60 ounces. Germany
France, Spain and Italy tread closely on
their heels, while the United Kingdom
comes comparatively low on the list
with % ounces. London Tit Bits.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1897-12-15
Animal WOrahip.

Swine were adored in Crete weasels
at Thebes, rats and mice in Troas, por-
cupines in Persia, the lapwing i'll New
Mexico, bulls i'll Benares, serpcnts i'll
Greece and many OF the African coun-
tries. The Hindo0s never modest snakes
They call them fathers, brothers, friends
aud other endearing names On the
coast of Guinea ii hog happening to kill
snake, the king gave orders that all
the swine should be destroyed
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1897-12-15
Expensive Modesty.

Whats the matter, old man? You
look sad "
II am. just asked Farnsworth to
lend me So. -
And l suppose he said he didn't
have that much i'll the world. "
mo, He had to get $40 bill chang
ed i'll order to let me have what | had
asked for. "-Cleveland Leader.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1897-12-15

why" she asked, do SO many of
the poets write about goldenrod? 1t
seems us if every ono of them had tried
to glorify it. -
Well, " replied the man who had
worked ON II farm, "tho only oxplana-
ton can give is that the poets probably
never tried to raise potatoes in field
where goldenrod had got good start. :"
--Cleveland Leader.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1897-12-15
How to Tougher Paper.

y plan for rendering paper rs tough
as wood or leather, it is said, has been
recently introduced on the continent. 1t
the pulp iii the course of manufacture.
1t has been found that the greater the
degree of concentration Of the zinc solu-
ton the greater will be the toughness
If the paper
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1897-12-15

Most of the men in the islands of
southwest Japan lend lives of idleness
and are cheerfully supported by the wo-
men. The males are fond of music, some
of them being excellent musicians ON
various instruments, but it is considered
hsgraceful for woman to play.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1897-12-15

Chinese nature is curious branch of
human nature. The Celestials not only
continue to buy as freely as ever from
their customers, the Japanese, but many
of the Chinese insist that they never
heard of the war.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1897-12-15
Everybody SnYa So.

Cascarets Candy Cathartic, the most won.
derful medical discovery OF the age, pleas
ant and refreshing to the taste, act gently
aud positively on kidneys, liver and bowels
cleansing the entire system, dispel colds
cure headache, fever, hahitual constipation
and biliousness. Please buy and try box
OF &. 9. G. to-day; 10, -, 80 cents. Sold and
guaranteed TO cure by all druggists.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1897-12-15
LAMBERTVILLE NATIONAL BANK,
LAMBERTYILLE. N. i.

A@A%i@t
The Bank will be opened at O'Clock A. M and
close at O'Clock, P. NJ, all business DAYS ex-
eept Saturdays, when the closing time will be l
O'Clock, P. 81.
All legal holidays observed.
Stated meetings of the Directors every Monday.
at 10 O'Clock A. NJ.
SAFE DEPOSIT BOXES TO RENT at five and
seven dollars per year.
Coupons cashed and dividends and interest col
lected.
WILLS, when enclosed in sealed envelopes and
accompanied with written instructions as 10 their
delivery. in case of death, will be receipted for
and kept, free of charge.
STOCKS AND SECURITIES PURCHASED for
patrons of the Bank, at market prices.
We respectfully solicit accounts and offer every
accommodation consistent with conservative
banking.
ISAIAH p. SMITH,
Cashier.
Feb. 10. 1921
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1897-12-15

About tho year b. G. 220 edible ser
penis We're sold ut Il penny each in the
Egyptian markets. They were shipped
to Rome. Italian vipers We're cheaper,
costing about half penny each