The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1897-05-29

rcDuDHl-- -LliC1-O EecOI1.
He-'I love you better than my lIfe."
She-~CoDsidering the life you lead.
cannot say that / am surprised"
dianapolis Journal.
They say people who live together
get to look alike" 'Is,that so? Well,
just in the interest Of science, let's try
it"-Chicago Record
Freddy--what is Craftsmanship,
papa" -"Statesmanshlp. my
son, Is successful politics. York
Commercial Advertiser.
Brown-"Why do they call the BIZ
cycle the silent steed'" Smith Il
don't know. exactly. The horse isn't
saying a word, Is hee"-Puck.
HobsoD-'Ts Robson a man you can
trustT Dobson-''Yes; that is. If you
lend him anything; it's all you car do"
New York Commercial Advertiser.
The Governess-"I know French and
not sufficient. want some one who
can teach my children Scotch. Brook
Ign Life.
Frances-''Yes. he is pursuing litera-
ture." Gertrude-"Indeed! And is ne
very successful" Frances-"No. 1t is
still long way ahead Of hin."-Cleye-
land Leader.
Mos men,; said Uncle Eben. talks
bout de commOnes kind o. troubles
like dey done severed 'em an could
git 'em patented ef dey chose. Wash
ingtOn Star.
while Miss Fltz was away, George
took her parrot" Anything happenY
II don't know; she keep the parrot
down cellar now, and the engagement
Is off."-Life.
Leola-"Don't you think they are two
souls with but a single thought?"
HaZel-"Well. shouldn't wonder.
They are both making fools Of them
selves. Truth.
What is a hardy rosebush?" "It is
one that doesn't mind your mother pull
ing it up by the roots every few days
to see If 1t has begun TO grow yet
Chicago Record.
Some men," said Uncle Eben, 'kln
train or dog ter do anything dey tells
i'm an at de same time de mos dis
ohejintest chillun In de neighborhood."
Washington Star.
Wickwire-"You made some ~,oney
on the fight. didn't your Nudge
"No: don't think l did. l won $25 and
spent $4S Of it the same night.
dlanapolis Journal.
He (feryently)-"Your eyes are like
the stars above" She (sleeplly)-
There are no stars above just now,
Charles-the sun is about to rise
Brooklyn Daily Eagle.
Hostess-"Ah, NJ. lie Ministre, sit
down on this Ottoman" Russian zip
llmat-"Parblieu! would frazer
stand. Ze ware thought eez eempossi-
blew-New York Press.
He-"Do you think your father would
offer me personal violence If were to
/ ask him for you?"e She-"NO, hut l
think he will If you don't pretty soon"
Cleveland Plain Dealer
Wildly was thinking of late expert
ence at the club, when his wife asked:
Did Mr.. Lusk call?" "Not him;
bluffed him with a S1O-er-what was
that, dear?'-Baltimor News.
She-"Did you have any trouble in
getting papa to listen to you?" He
Not bit. l began by telling him I
knew of a plan whereby he could save
money."-Cincinnati Enquirer.
Getting acquainted: "Are you the
new girl?" asked Mr.. Wheeler, coming
down to breakfast. Eyes, sir" replied
the maid. what make Of wheel do
you rideY-Yonkers Statesman.
ITS a shame" cried the young wife;
mot thing in the house fit to eat. I'm
going right home to papa!' 'If you
don't mind, dear" said the husband,
reaching for his hat, "Ill go with you.
-Yonkers Statesman.
Hodge-"Hello, ore man. what's goin'
on in Pumpkinville?" Podge-"Nuth-
in. wy, hits jest got so blamed dull
house rent has stopped an the interest
on what a Teller owes hez plum quit
Atlanta Constitution.
There was a strange man here to see
you to-day, papa" said little Ethel, who
met her father in the hall as he came
home on Wednesday night. did be
have bill?" mo, papa. He had just
plain nose."-Newark Call.
Walker-"They say that Napoleon
was so self-possessed that not even the
sound of pistol fired close to his ear
could make him start" Wheeler-"He
wouldn't have stood much show In a