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Cured b. The Electric Machine.

K. 3. Holland, No. COS Ninth ST. ne,
Washington, ID. c., says: II was a
great SUI ferer from rheumatism and
nervousness At times the pain was
exceedingly severe. The usual treat
out any benefit whatever.
After weeks OF suffering, I placed
myself under the care of Dir. Heiser
taking trea tment with his Static Elec-
trical Machine, ia connection with his
remedies. The result is, that after q
months treaUm ent have been cured,
and tender DT. HeiseT this testimonial
unsolicited, and do SO in q spirit of
gratitude, after what he did for me-"
The times., 1897-09-22
AIR MOTOR GIVEN A TEST
Preliminary Trial Trip on the
lexington Road a Success.
OFFICIAL RUNS BEGIN TODAY

Representatives OF the District,
EckiDgton Citizens and the Press
Go Over the Road Quick Time
Made aud No Drawbacks Noted
President Henderson's Opinion.
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Hughes win Make an Address

Hon Edward Hughes. OF Pennsylvania,
e1-prrsident of the Miners Federation OF
Americs, VIII deliver an address tonight
at the meeting of the National Republican
Anu-CiyI Service League at Hotel EN-
rich.
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The Most ComfortabIe

The best. The Pennsylvania Railroad to
Atlantic City. Through trains Saturday
$200 for the round trip
seq, %, "a, ,25am22, %, ,24pm
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The Pains and Aches Disappear as
II by Magic.
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CONSULTATION IS nF FTgsaS rsq2sa OR FREE

Office Hours-9 to IL "a. M, TO
8 p. n- daily; q to s p. m, Miopday,
"Wednesday and Friday; closed on
Sunday. ses2-1t
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ft Cures Paralysis, stiff Joints, Mem
ralgla, Nervous Diseases and
All Muscular Pains.
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PosToFFICE NOTICE.

Should be read daily, as changes may
occur at any time
Foreign mails for the week ending Sep
tember 20, S97, close promptly at this
office as follows:
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It Takes You Into the Center of
Philadelphia.
The Pennsylvania Railroad next Sun
day for $500. se22-4t
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81 90 Baltimore and Return via

Good going and returning on all trains
Sunday, September 26- sell -5t,em
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B. & o. BULLETIN.
RFnrCEn RATES.

Philadelphia and return, $500, Sunday
heNJ. Tickets good going on 7:O5 ana 500
q. N. trains Returning Oh all regular
trains same da 7.
Baltimore and return, S1.OO. All trains
going and returning Sunday next.
Baltimore and return, 81 %. All trains
Saturday and Sunday next, good return
Ing until following Monday.
Niagara Falls and return, ten-day tour,
October 3, $1,000.
GAINESVILLE, Ohio, and return, Sl4.15.
September p 10 "A, good until October 2.
se22-4U
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Catarrh Positively Cured.

Ny office is thoroughly equipped for the
treatment OF every FOR 10 OF Catarrh. The
treatment consists OF mild, soothing To-
lions which give relief from the first ap-
plication, and Of intern al remedies, which
act on the blood and nerves and thor
oughly eradicate the disease from the sys-
TEN.
The times., 1897-09-22
An Editor Cured,

A. J. Boyer, editor United Ameri-
can, No. 667 + 81. ne, Washington,
d. c., says. Il was troubled with
catarrh and cata rrhaI deafness for
number OF years There were buZZing
and ringing sounds in my ears which
were extremely annoying 10 NE.
4 had been treated by a number
Of specialists in various parts of the
country, without obtaining any re-
lief. ! was persuaded to try course
OF treatment with DR.. HeiseF, and am
pleased 10 say that after being trea ted
by him my hearing has been com
pletely restored and all the noises in
my head entirely stopped"
The times., 1897-09-22

Philadelphia and Return via b. d o.
Sunday next, $500. se21 -5t .em
The times., 1897-09-22

s.. 90 Philadelphia and Return via
b & o.
7.05 and 900 a. n. trains going, re-
turning on all trains, Sunday next.
sell EN-
The times., 1897-09-22
DR. HFISER,S
Static Electrical Machine.

Relieves Obstinate or Long-Standing
Diseases and Invigorates
the Entire Body.
The times., 1897-09-22
Bear In Mind


That the Pennsylvania Railroad runs the
only through trains 10 Atlantic City. 81 90
round trip next Saturday
se22 o. q 2hanl22. D. .2Ann
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-02-15
THE NATIONAL DEMOCRATS.

The Washington Post says that Mr..
Williams of Mississippi, during the
count of the electoral vote, desired
some information relative to the vote
of the National Democratic party"
He wished to rise for the purpose Of
making a parliamentary inquiry and
ask the presiding officers If the vote
of the National Democratic party had
been lost, strayed or stolen. He
feared, however, that the two houses
would have to separate to pass on his
question, so he curbed his Impotence
and went without the information.
That was a great party, but it died
very young, as the good do. 1t fiocked
all by itself, that Democracy might
not perish from off the face of the
earth. In its effort to save Democracy
it persisted itself. 1t was not large
hand but it was a noble one, some>
thing like that which died at Their
mopylea. 1t may not become SO famous
as that band. for the world is bigger
now and more events are crowded into
the life of a nation these days than
in those old heather times.
The leader of this devoted band, We
mean the National Democrats, was
General Palmer, a delightful old gen.
tleman. who enjoys the distinction Oh
having belonged to more political par
ties than any other American citizen,
living or dead. The general, in lead
ing the National Democrats, seems TO
have had in mind Paurs injunction
Prove all things: hold fast that which
is good" Everybody holds the general
in high esteem, for at some time or
other he has been on the same side
with everybody in politics
No one doubts that the National
Democrats were sincere in their declar-
atoms and doings, and that they really
believed they were the true Democrats
If they had any shortcomings they
were not aware of them, no matter
how painfully apparent they were to
all who were not of them. Perhaps
that which most amused their whilom
political associates was their assumed
superiority, their air of Il am holler
than thou" There was some JUSTIN
cation for this; there were so very Few
of them that the impression was con-
veyed to the unthinking that they were
very select.
They may or they may not come Dack
into the great Democratic party. II
they decide to. they will be heartily
welcome and the error of their way
will be forgiven. Let them come; the
latchstring always hangs out.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-02-15
HER SECRET.

ST. Valentine calls you; come, haste at
his bidding,
And don with gay heart all your bravest
array;
Then around to the dwelling of her you
love dearly,
day.
For-so runs the legend-the first her eyes
fall on
Shall be the most favored throughout
the whole year:
Then away, lest the chance OF good
fortune escape you,
For all will be lost, should another ap-
pear.
And yet GUARD the secretD I'm willing tc
wager.
Should she but suspect that your luck
will be tried,
She will close her bright eyes at approach
of each footstep
Till the one she knows best comes ano
stops at her side,
Louise Carroll Thomas in Life.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-02-15
CONGRESSMAN CUMMINGS RES
OLUTION.

Many defenders of the Cuban cause,
meritorious one surely. become so
Jealous that they do not take heed of
the dictates OF common sense. This
has been painfully apparent in con-
gress where members take up any and
every rumor and treat it as an abso-
lutte truth. making speeches upon it
before ascertaining whether it is mere
rumor or fact.
Representative Cummings, of New
York has introduced a resolution call
ing on the secretary of state to give
the house of representatives any in
formation he may have concerning the
incident of the stripping of three lady
passengers on board the United States
mail steamer Olivette in the harbor of
Havana by Spanish soldiers and de-
tectives. The resolution cited that the
alleged occurrence was described in
New York paper.
That is all we'll enough, though a
newspaper rumor is hardly sufficient
ground for initiatorv action in case
of this kind One would fancy that
even a member of congress might take
the trouble to go to the state depart
ment and ascertain if there were any
real foundations so far as the officials
there knew, for the rumor before bring
ing the matter up in the house. The
proprietv or necessity for doing this
was a matter for Congressman Cum
rnings to decide so far as he was con-
cerned, but he certainly showed lack
of good taste when he said as to his
resolution:
If an English woman or an English
vessel had been stripped by Spanish
officials, as it has been alleged that an
American woman was stripped, within
As hours Moro castle would come down
or some apology would be made for it.
1 doubt even if Japan would have stood
it.
Furthermore, if the American gov
eminent stands it, in my opinion it
indicates a total loss of manhood and
the keenest sympathy with savage in
humanity.
Certainly such talk is not compli-
mentary TO his own country. We are
not admirers of Mr.. Cleveland. but
Mr.. Cleveland as president of the
L nlIeO SUITES Is hui sOluS " DciIlll
American citizens to be outraged by
Spanish officials or any foreign officials
without protest any more than General
Harrison did or Major Mckinley will.
England as a terrible example, is the
most valuable thing on the face of the
earth for a certain class of American
statesmen, and Mr.. Cummings has
been guilty of using her for the pur-
pose of holding his own country I'D to
derision. Before telling what England
would do he should have ascertained
if the story on which he based his big
talk were true or not. He assumed
the very thing his resolution was in
tended 10 determine. In his zeal for
Cuba he put aside his common sense;
it is a grave mistake to make in any
cause
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-02-15

public life as a member OF congress in
1888 The university of which he has
been chosen president is one of the
oldest in the country. 1t was estab-
lished as the Augusta academy some
years before the Declaration of indie
pendence, and N 1776 its name was
changed to Liberty Hail. In 1872 it
was chartered and in 1886 received its
first endowment in the shape of 100
shares of stock in the James River
Canal company, which the legislature
had granted to George Washington.
and ne transferred it to the college,
which therefore became known as
Washington college. In 1903 the Cincin-
natl society added $25, 600, an accumu-
lated fund, to the endowment. After
the death of General R. E. Lee in 1870
the name of the institution was again
changed in honor of his memory, and
it has since been known as Washing
ton and Lee university. Postmaster
General Wilson has been chosen to fill
a most honorable and important posi-
ton, but he viii prove to be a worthy
successor to the distinguished men
who has occupied it before him.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-02-15
SAINT VALENTINE.

Cold is our worship at thy shrine.
Saint Valentine:
For modern lovers scorn TO heed
The simple creed
That Swayed the mind OF ages past,
And, at thy bidding. maidens fair
No more repair
With happy SWANS their fate to learn,
Beside the urn
Wherein loves destiny Is cast,
But endless quests of golden dross
Our lives engross;
And, though for us with outstretched
hands.
The sweet spring stands
Upon the threshold of the year,
Few are the hearts to whom she brings
Imaginations
OF gentle love- TO ban the cares
OF base affairs,
That hold us bound in letters drear.
Yet, while the love-notes of the thrush
Impetuous gush,
Thy main song shall ne'er be mute.
Nor destitute
Thy chantry of the hymn of praise,
Nor, while the bright-eyed celandine,
With bashful mien,
Lifts to the bridegroom suns embrace
Her virgin face,
The altar lack for votive bays.
Pail Mall Gazette.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-02-15
AN EXCELLENT MAKsMAN.
The Most Expensive Shot He Eve
Made


1.-The most expensive shot ever made
was in the mountains n western state, -
remarked an amateur Nimrod, VINO has
about a dozen guns and rifles and haif a
dozen dogs. not TO speak OF hunting SUITS
innumerable and divers sporting para
Dhernalia. according TO the Detroit Free
Press II was after wild turkeys in
gulch where 1t was said gang OF nine
or ten had their rendezvous. was proWl-
ing through thtcket when heard en-
There they were all together eating some
thing Whatever they were feeding on,
ii brought their necks all in bunch and
my heart bounded with exuitation; |
took careful aim at those necks and let
fly with both barrels from my shotgun.
Well. sir. it knocked every one over, so
closely had they been standing together;
l confess it was like pot-hunting and
that l ought to have flushed EN- first.
went forward to get my game.
Suddenly I heard a voice.
Hey. you thar
long. old-fashioned. notwithstanding rifles
pointed straight at me.
"a Did you kill them gobblers?
- Yes. all at one shot. too
Well you fork out 81 apiece. Them 8
my tame turkeys. My cabins over thar.
See it? Them birds were feeding out of a
trough, eating corn l put thar for EN-.
Do you pay Or
And i did. 1t was a $40 shot. The
greasy. ragged hill-dwelier and apology
for farmer chuckled when he took the
I s'pose we don't want the birds?'
- Yes. do l answered. testify.
Wal, the folks to hum. can tell the
difference tween tame and wild birds. /
carlate-'
- oh. keep EN- I said. angrily.
$50 he took them to his cabin and as
I departed. he yelled out:
Say. stranger. there's some of my
geese back thar, We might try yer hand
at. That thar was a great shot of your n.
Five to onst, Hol Hot .
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-02-15

"a large majority of the members of
congress appears to be of the opinion
that when a soldiers widow gives up
her pension by marrying again she is
entitled TO a prompt restoration to the
pension rolls when she gets a divorce
from her second husband" says the
Boston Herald. presidential vetoes
of private pension bills of this charac-
ter are easily overridden in congress
as often as they come before that body
for consideration, and little heed is
paid to the suggestion that such action
puts a handsome premium on divorce.
The rule by which congress appears to
be governed is that when one is once
a pensioner one is always a pensioner,
whatever one may have done to for
felt the governments bounty"
Whether once a pensioner always a
pensioner be true or not, certain it is
that once a widow always a schemer.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-02-15

The Kansas City Star says the board
of directors of Washington and Lee
university. Lexington. Va, have acted
wisely in selecting Postmaster General
William L. Wilson to succeed G. W. c..
Lee. resigned, as president of that in
stitution He is a native of the state,
a graduate of one of its famous insti-
tutions CT learning, and he will enter
upon the work with an energy and in
telligence which invariably attend a
labor of love. General Wilson was
born in Charleston, Va, May 8, 1913,
educated at the University of Virginia
and after service in the confederate
army became professor in Columbia
college. Subsequently he became pres
ident of the West Virginia university,
which position he abandoned to enter
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-02-15

ion journal what is always full of pictures
of horrid old maids with the ugliest
dresses on | ever saw. The fashion
journals is a heap gooder than the not
Journals cause the hot journal stops
the train and the fashion journal starts
it. The fashion journal don't stop nuthln
but the broken window light and pas
bank account
There is sheep journals, and hog jour
nails and brass journals. and ga has
got journal down at the store ana writes
things in il about folks he don't want to
forget Then we had a woman at
cooked for us named Salley Journal. She
was the funniest journal l ever saw She
was a bald-headed journal
They amt no more journals that
know of.
'.P. 81 forgot to say that man what
puts grease on the car wheels is called a
journalist -
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-02-15

can party during the campaign. Had
any speaker advocated the calling of
another international monetary confer
ence to consider the silver question it
is more than probable that the Repub-
iican national committee, if he had
been under their direction, or the state
committee, if under theirs. would have
called him down.
No genuine free silver man thinks
any good will come of this proposal
for another monetary conference,
while those who are not silver men
and favor the scheme, do so merely for
the purpose. of make-believe and to de-
ceive the people.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-02-15

The New York Tribune tells a good
story on the ex-queen of Hawaii. 1t
saws that q richly dressed wc-4an. with
a very dark and rudy complexion
and high cheek bones, was a visitor in
the gallery of the stock exchange the
other day. The story got around that
she was Liliuokalani, and she was soon
the object of much attention. Bonnie"
Williams said he knew she was the
ex-aueen of Hawaii because he had
seen her picture in the newspapers.
Charlie Deacon. the head doorkeeper.
touched the thing with mis- forehead
as she swept out. AS a fact, she was
the cook of Fifth avenue million
aire, with a day off, part of which
she put in seeing where her employer
made some of his money.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-02-15
Simple Remedies For Earache.

Earache can be quickly and easily cured
by either of the following remedies: a
menthol pencil rubbed on a small piece
of cotton batting, and the batting placed
in the ear will give almost immediate
relief. or a little black pepper and sweet
oil with drop or two of laudanum will
soon effect a cure if put on batting and
put in the ear. When the children are
subject to this complaint a small bottle
of OIL laudanum and pepper could be pre-
pared and kept ready for use Both
remedies are excellent for toothache and
neuralgia. and the menthol pencil is a
fine headache cure.
MABEL II. MONSEY.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-02-15

THE HERALD - n franchise menu
be- Os The United Press, and re-
ceIves the complete leased wire
Overland and Pacific Coast news re-
ports of The United Associated Press
es, embracing accurate Intelligence
of all current events In the whole
world. with fts special wire anu
operator in it's own Office THE HER.
AID is daily I'm immediate possess
sion of the latest news up till the
hour of soinE to Dre1s.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-02-15
A Boys Essay on Journalism.

Atlanta Constitution: A bright little boy
who attends one of the city public schools
was told by his teacher a few days ago
next day he handed in the following:
Journalism is the science of all sorts
of journals. There is a heap of kinds of
Journals Journals is good things 'cept
when they is hot journals. and then they
is just awful. My ma, she takes fash
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-02-15

Some of the senators are very indig-
nant at the way things that transpire
in the senate in executive session leak
out. 1t must be that they leak out
through some of the old soaks there.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-02-15

Millionaire Duestrow may be insane
and have murdered his wife in fit of
insanity, but it is exceedingly doubt
full. Insanity is the only thing that
can save him from the gallows and he
cannot be blamed for resorting to that
plea.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-02-15

DR.. Parkhurst says he is glad he
drove such a wicked man as Tom Plat
out of his church. Yes, and he drove
him right into the United States SEN
ate: from the frying pan into the fire,
so TO speak
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-02-15

Ferdinand W. Peck of Chicago is au-
thority for the statement that Presi-
dent-elect Mckinley favors a perma-
nent tariff commission. If he really
does, it is one of the most hopeful signs
he could give of a determination to
take the tariff out of politics.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-02-15

Joliet" says Mr.. Washington Hes
ing, Chicago's postmaster, has more
prisoners as the result of millinery
bills and dressmakers' accounts and
the greed of wives than it has from
the effects of the saloons" The popu-
lar impression has been that Joliet had
most of it's prisoners as the result of
trial and conviction.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-02-15

As the law of last year granting a
bounty on canaigre root and leather
manufactured from it has not pro-
duced a single result, what reason is
there for continuing it on the statute
books? The action of the senate upon
it was eminently proper.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-02-15

Why make so much ado about Mr.
CIeveland's proposed tour of the world?
Every time he sails around Buzzard
bay or takes a turn in Wall street he
thinks he has been around the world.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-02-15

Chauncey N. Depew has contracted
a severe cold. Most people would be
glad to throw uD a contract OF that
kind, but Mr.. Depew is such stickler
that he has not thrown up his as yet.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-02-15

The employees of the Provo Wooden
mills have done wisely to give up their
strike and go back to work The kind
of pay is not satisfactory, but perhaps
this cannot be helped. But in times
like these any pay is better than no
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-02-15

New York Journal: From Kentucky
comes the announcement that Mr.. Boyle
will not go into the cabinet. 1t is diff
cult to understand what Mr.. Mckinley
would want with . Boyle in his cabinet
as long as he has the Sherman-Alger
running sore
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-02-15

Mr.. Cleveland proposes to circum-
navigate the globe just 400 years after
Vasco da Cana doubled the Cape OF
Good Hope. The Hakluyt society will
please take notice.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-02-15

There will be no trouble whatever in
having the tariff fixed to suit them If
the benefciaries do not get to quarrel
ing among themselves
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-02-15

Kansas City Star: Two bills TO pension
REMARKED widows were passed in the
house at Washington yesterday over the
presidents veto. This sort of legislation
might be defended, if there were any ap-
parent necessity for combating celibacy
among the WIDOWS of this glorious re-
public.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-02-15

The Cubans will be satisfied with
nothing but independence. and thus
far they have been unable to secure it.
Every one in this country wishes they
NAV
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-02-15

That Hoods Sarsaparilla purifies the
blood and relieves vast amount of
suffering is not a theory but a we'll
known fact.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-02-15

Now it is said that Richard III was
not hunchbacked. After awhile some
one will will undertake to prove that he
wasn't crooked in any particular.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-02-15

'eTo what base uses we may return,
Horatio, Why may not imagination
trace the noble dust of Alexander till
we find it stopping bunghole?"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-02-15

1t isn't easier for rich man to enter
the kingdom of heaven than for a
blockade runner to slip through the
squadron at Charleston