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The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1897-01-16

New YORK, Jan. 16.-The Cuban junta
yesterday received a letter from General
Maxine Gomez, dated Ciego Majaza, Dec.
20. In 1t Gomez tells of the receipt of
arms, ammunition and other supplies. He
sends his%hanks for the promptnsss with
which the cargoes have been forwarded to
him. and adds that In the future he will
let the junta know where to forward to
him other supplies and ammunition.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1897-01-16

No fewer than five systems of law are
in use in Germany. In moving from
one place to another tourists are often
greatly puzzled when they find that an
act perfectly allowable in one state is a
crime i'll another A still greater con.
fusion often results when the right of
-DrOlAnrL,r -------c. -L.,..-A
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1897-01-16

"Tho First Battle" by Hon, VIM. T.
Bryan. Over 600 pages and SO full page
Illustrations. Cloth ST. rs, half month &. Is,
tul! month $2.75. For sale BY Wan. Il
Tlll, General agent, No. 500 Monroe
street. Good agents wanted. Do not
wait for agent to call, but send in your
orders at once.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1897-01-16
"A Million for Archbishop Hepnessey.

DUBUQUE, Ia, Jan. 16.-The will of the
late David j. Hennessey was filed for pro-
bate Thursday. With the exception of
few minor requests he leaves his estate,
estimated to be worth 81, 100000 to his
brother, the archbishop.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1897-01-16

Simms the first among pills for ths
ladies', made Of pure material stand hlgu
IN the!r Recommendation fpr the lntrm.
King street.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1897-01-16

m Schedule In effect Nov 22nd. 1895.
y. All trains illuminated with Pintsch
/ Express trains.
WARE AVENUE STATION FOR
NEW YORK weekdays. 1913. ~lO25 am.
days, SIS. Ills H.. as So, .7.ss, wi ii
PHILADELPHIA. week. days. .sls SIS,
e. M, 'l2.2l i2do. '2.29, 1915. $50, $50. 6 30.
s9 d. siS p e. s 3 5s 3 ~ ~
E,8s, 9.15, III p. m.
., SsdHE : s. weekdays, .als. SIS. $50
P. "a. Sundays 1918. 7s6, $50 III 25 a. m,
R29 1928, $50, '532 $50. !7Sa, q Is. vi pm
ATLANTIC CITY, weekdays, ~ 90 u
n'2 ,IGH' r2,2s D. m. Sundays. 736 a, m.
., S % r MAY. week days S,25 a. m.
BALTIMORE and WASHINGTON.
ss eSsskISd a. NJ H. .st9 ~ a. m 's55,
days. = y, TO, 'S49 g M. 'l255. va, 2.5i,
BALTIMORE and way stations, daily,
II a. M. 25s ES 2si os III 81 q! .5lc. j.
sSls p m. Sundays "l3 100 $40 a. IN,
IL 4, %; s5d No I.35. 1913 p. IN.
snndav Sh !. ~ y Wesk-days,- '6l6 p. M
-, esiiiNG I !: \, and ST. louis. daily
NEW ORLEANS and MEMPHIS. via
bristol and Chattanooga, week days IS Is
p m Sundays ''457 p. m. Tnro1gh
sieepers to Memphis and New orlenas.
SlNGEklY ACCOMMODATION tally.
T2o a. m, 2.54 and 7 IS . m.
LANDENBEHG ACCOMMODATION
week days. lo21 a, m "a. 457 p. M Sun.
LEAVE 1 MARKET STREET STATION.
PHILADELPHIA. week days. 80 D. m,
d PALTlMokEa week days. $50 p, m
LANDENBERG and way stations.
weck-days, e.45, 1870 a, M. $50. 5.lV D. M,
sundays; IS a, m, - D. m.
LEAVE PHILADELPHIA. Chestnut
Str r =, Station. FOR Wilmington, week
gays. 80 6l5 70. I5. $50. 026. u3o
e m. .l21 'l.S6, $50. $50, 'iO, 49,
Sl5, @5h 600 $50 "74o. s45, Ills D. n,
1nImsday H .3SD. 'sl5 06, ll,su a M, sl2 20.
Telephone No ly3 -
any other line INA" w."
w. M GREENE. G n scrrrr
en' Sapaser' Gen. Pass. Agent
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1897-01-16
Wilmington 6 Northern R. R,
ZINE rAsLElN EFFECT NOV. ssod. ,sa

ZINE TABLElN EFFECT NOV. sand, lses
Trains leave Wilmington French Stree,
Ptation) fur B. q o. junction, Montchan.
y. Winterhurp. Guyencourt, GranoEue,
Cossart, Chadd's Ford Junction, PoSop.
40n. West Chester. I'm breville. Morto1.
Iie. Coatesville and Intermediate sta
fpa . 70 p. m. Sundays only at sos an, 2io
For Waynesburg Junction. Springd cid
knd Intermediate stations. daily except
Sunday at 10 IN. 10 and 4O5 D. 10,
Sundays only at sos a. M. 2.lO and a05
b. m.
Fer Joanna, Blrdsboro. Reading and In,
eermediate stations, daily except Sunday.
80 a III and 40 D m. SUNDAYS only
It S a. m, and 2.l0 p. m.
T., 9. MCAUSLAND, Superintendent
BoWNEss BRIGGS. Gen. Pass. AGENT.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1897-01-16

Most or tho consumptIves that come to
us are tncurabIe. They have neglected
until too late, but still there are cases that
come on time and ara cured by Dr.Simm's
Waltz Pulmonlc Balsam and Vegetable
Pills. Depot 500 King street..
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1897-01-16

easy to take, very easy and painless to
operates perfectly durable in liver COM
plant, kidney troubles, dyspepsia, head.
ache, etc only pills to use with our
White Pulmonic BaIsan, Blood purifier
and anti-dyspepsia powders. Depot. 500
King street.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1897-01-16
PHILADELPHIA, WILMINGTON AND
BALTIMORE r. r.
IN EFFECT NOVEMBER Is, 1895.


Trains leave Wilmington as follows:
al a. w S5o. Sos sss isSs ieiS isis
to sio 81 a. zo q asd 4. ~ II & M
is;45. 2,aa 400, 52s. $50 and 1910 p. N; /, :.
For Chester (express), 157,. 40 $50, AZ.
l5o, $50. 8,55. 1908, 11,25, li.45 q. M. Ls7.
Accommodation. SO, 716. s12. 11O2,
il2s a. M. l.45. 2.sS. 400. 5ae. e45. z6o and
For New York. 1.57, 265. 40, $50. IIo.
2ss, sos. s.11, 500. 5.1o, 6,56. 1907 s'ls and
For Boston, without change, 1o.1s a. m.
For West Chester. via Lamokin. $50 a.
For Newark Center and intermediate
ft sasmors rs and wa Was fis & 4ss so
iSos s5s, b.ss. ''sO5. 100, la, 8,5 p. nj. and
Baltimore and intermediate stations.
2.47, 4.43, Cos p. M, 400 night.
leave Philadelphia, Broad Street. for
Wilmington (express1, 80 720, IN, Ss2,
s AZ s' Al 5os S 80 55s s sIz &C. i aS.
lilo, n.16 p. m and l2.95 night
Accommodation. 6.S4, zSo, s.l2, 10. am,
LIS 3,16. 400. 4.44, 6.25, S3S. 1903 and 1l.aS
SUNDAY TRAINS.
For Philadelphia (expressl l.57, 2.55, 4.9.
e65 9a3 1913. ll45 d. M, 1.87. 306 502. $50.
* Aeeo con- nod ny it, 81, a. M, 1900,
Lac, 400, b.26, and 1910 p. m.
For Chester {expressl. f.57, 40, S;55..
l1.45 a. M, LIT. $685. 5.O2. SEQ 7.O7. and 9,o6
Accommodation, TOT, s1s a. M, 12.Oa, Las.
AGS, s2s 72s, and 70 20 E an m. % M a,
For Boston. Without change. 556 p. m.
For West Chester, via Lamokin' sos u.
n Rs iaa srss p ana nd washington 49, gol
1918 a. M, 1906, 1249 LEO, 5.23. 1905, TAI,
&22 2: m. and 1858 night.
Baltimore. g and intermediate stations
Leave Philadelphia, Broad Street, for
Wilmington texpressl, $50, TO, 1l.23 a. M;
a2os, LIZ. Al, sos, 6.55. TAO, s,s5. LILO. n.lS
Accommodation, 1856, 912, I0.35 a. rn.,
1880. 2.a2. 6.lo, sSs, and 1898 y. m.
FOR THE SOUTH.
slss ansf q NeM e Orleans Memphis S Tan
pa, Asheville and Hot Springs.
Atlantic Coast r.lne.-12,4s p. M. daily,
sleepers to Port Tampa and Macon: R.5S
night, daily, sleepars to Jacksonville.
DELAWARE DIVISION.
For New Castle. s13 Ills a. M. $50.
80 s.l5. 65s ISL p. M, and 1910 night.
For Lewes, S.13 a. M, AT p. III.
Express for Dover. Harrington and Del
mar. 813 11.0f a. M, AIT and ii. Sc p. m.
For Harrington and way stations only.
261 p. m.
Dor wyoming and way stations. e5s
p. IN.
Express for Cape Charles, Old Point
Comfort and Norfolk. 11.04 a. m. and 1l56
p. m.
SUNDAY TRAINS.
For New Castle, 951 pm. and 121 night
For Cape Charles, Ola Point Comfort,
and Norfolk, LEG p. m.
For AIiddletown, Clayton, Dover, Wy
omtng,- FELTON,, Harrington, Bridgeville.
Seaford. Laurel and Delmar, 11.56 p. m.
po Congressional Limited Express
Trains, composed entirely of Pullman
Eestibule Parlor and Dining Cars, No
extra fare other than the usual Pullman
charge.
"a Limited express trains, composed of
pullman Vestibule Parlor Cars, Vestbule
Passenger Coaches and Dining Car. No
bxtra fare.
For further information passengers are
Ffferred to the ticket agent ut the sta
lion
D. M. PROVOST, J.R. WOOD.
Gen, Manager. Cen Pass. Agent.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1897-01-16

We take inventory Of STOCK Feb lst.
We will sell all broken !nes Jf underwear
at or about cost Wyatt Il Co, 6J3 Marke-.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1897-01-16
TIE LADIES' BEST FRIEND.
SIMMS' COMP PENNYROyAL PILLS

Ehe hrat ever made under the namo Our
EIaae MARI The only real original aud
q The m,iitltudes OF limitations. Ladies use
tnele pills Take no other. Try than and
Re convinced. Their immense sales PROVE
Thea and womb diseases. 81 BY mail ilenot
gob King street, Wilmington. Wholesale.
Smith Rhine and French Co.. Phila ef
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1897-01-16

Just at this time it would MAKE some
poor family happy and keep them warm
and comfortable for you to sen / them q
ton of good coal. The place to order it is
from II. Il. Sergeant, Office 18th and King
King streets, Yard, 106 Maryland avenue.
phn,,n hln
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1897-01-16

PE1iEFlN SIX HoURS-Distresslnp Mia.
~ ney and Hladder diseases relieved In slr
hoursby the New Great South American
Kidney Cure" This new remedy 10 great
surprise on account of Its exceeding prompt
pessin relieving pain In thu bladder, kldneys
PACK ana every part OF the Ii rinary passages
III mReo or female. 1t relieves retention Of
wafer aud pain In passing 1t almost immedi.
eteii' lfyou want quick relief and cure this
syenr remedy Sold by q. james b cit. Drug
gisl Wilmington, Del. ie-Iyr
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1897-01-16
pIEEyEIvzEll RiIaaal.


PROTECTED THROUGHOUT BY THE
INTERLQCKING SWITCHES AND
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1897-01-16

Southern Railway.-In p M, daily.
sleepers to New Orleans, Memphis, Tani-
pa, Asheville and Hot Springs.
Atlantic Coast Line.--1249 p. M, daily,
Bleepers to Port Tampa and Macon: l.5S
night. daily, sleepars to Jacksonville.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1897-01-16
~ Hickory wood for open CRATES.

E@ Large Pea Coal for family use,
Coal all under cover and well screened
40 lbs. to the ton.
22Pine or oak kindling wood split ready
for use.
You can get an electro plated gold
watch. Ladies' or gents for So 90 by buy
Ing one ton of coal from II. 4. Sergeant.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1897-01-16

For Cape Charles, Old Point Comfort,
and Norfolk, LEG p m.
For Middletown, Clayton, Dover. Wy
omfng,- FELTON,, Harrington, Bridgeville.
Seaford. Laurel and Dslmar, 11.56 p. m.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1897-12-31
WHEN WE KEPT STORE.

Do you remember. Brother Joe, the dear
old days when we
Embarked In brisk commercial life as
hopeful as could be?
Investing all the boarded wealth Of copper
cents and dimes
And going into bankruptcy at least dozen
times?
A dozen times, at least, say. but fancy II
was more,
We failed, and ate our stock of goods,
When we kept store.
We opened in the cOalhouse once with
eighteen gaUdy sticks
OF candy in an old fruit jar. a nickel pur-
chased six.
And having fifteen cents we stocked as far
as il would go,
Buying direct from Mr. Mears, the gro
Ceryman, YOU know
But not a customer appeared l very much
depore
To say. In fact, none ever came
When we kept store.
one time you sold your rags and bones and
I gave you a whip
Which you had coveted. for half a working
partnership
And invoicing some peppermint. some pins
We opened in the haymow with our spir-
it's all aslow.
We thought the pins and blue would lure
hOusekeepers 10y the score,
But ne'er person came 10 buy,
When we kept store.
We vigorously advertised in sheets most
neatly peuued.
But if the people read our bills they did
not comprehend,
Or. comprehcndine, trusted not merchants
OF tender years,
But most discouragingly stuck Gin trade
10 Mr. Mcars,
Driving us by the scantiness Of patronage
once more
To eat our edible assets,
When we kept store.
Trading in wheat. I've managed to lay up a
fair amount.
And you. l understand, possess a pretty
bank account.
Kind Providence has treated Us extreme
~ well as men,
But sometimes / look back and wish thai
once, just once again,
We two might for an hour or so be boys
just as before,
Eating the stock which failed to sell,
When we kept store.
Chicago Record.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1897-12-31
North VIII eeier.

Mrs. r. S. Merritt of Breckenridge, If
VISITING friends at this place
Ovill Hynes who has been working in
eek 1on county duius the past season,
h AZ re ,urned home for the winter
Tne CLEANERS of this place gave sa' e
Chnstm Is eve AT the han over the new
st>r4. 1t was quite wei attended | be
heve
Christmas night Wm. Roots folks
came near loOsiug their h me b. fire n
Ia NJ exploded which they had left turn
ed down and gone away. They returned
before he fire got under much Roadway
l. J II ,yt and W N Root each have
new organ. Fred Stevens sold them
Will While has new boy at his
house Born last week
Mrs st. Johns baby is sick and rot
much bpes OF It's ever bsilg any better,
81 The doctor says.
S. T, Sibey made busine 5 trip to
Nj iIand Monday.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1897-12-31
How Long Cut Flower. Last.

The thin stemmed roses are the most
perishablc of all flowers To this class
belong the Bridesmaid pink, Mermct
ivory delicate pink, the Bride (white)
and the Pcrlc yellow. Even with care
they Will seldom retain their beauty
over the second day. The Cuisine deli
cate pink and Mrs. Pierpont Morgan
roses are moro enduring, and will often
keep three, and even four, days. The
American Beauty Will last three and
four days, bat after the second day
changes color the rich red assuming a
puIplish hue. Violcts viii oftei retain
an appearance Of freshness for four and
five days hut after the second DAY all
perfume is gone. Uyaciuchs and fuchsias
look well for three or four days, and
sometimes ever longer, while mignonette
and carnations can, with little care,
be kept for almost a week D2ilCdilS
have even greater staying powers and
have been known TO look fresh at the
advanced age Of eight and nine days.
tiaSlight and furnace heat are poisonous
TO flowers, and they should be kept as
much as possible away from the latter.
AT night they should be put in a cool
not frceZing--place, with the stems II
water and the tops well covered with
wet tissue paper. Chicago Tribune.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1897-12-31
Master Of q Single Art.

OF one art the Boer is master the
management Of oxen in wagons. 1t is
All art which is LITTLE understood OF is de-
spiSed by most white BCn exc pit Dutch
men. but for all that, II Is an art, and
the Boer- practice it 10 perfection and
love II.
/ have seen span If oxen hcpclessly
stuck in the eddie f a rapid river tho
oxen at right angles q the chain, the
wag II apparently a fixture until the
river should come down stronger and
sweep 1t away. Twu C9ors appeared,
and, as they usually VIII if civilly
asked, gave their help. They walked up
and down the span, and changed the
places of nearly all the oxen. Such a
one was evidently a wheeler, an after
OK. Another, from his marks, was &C.
cuStomed to pull on the other side. An
other must be put farther up or farther
down the span.
The span rcarranged, the Beers, witt
Almighty clap from their whips, whoops,
yuuk Atland, Blomvcldt, Jacoop-sO-
norous ycllS TO the leading oxen-with
many IA backhanded WRIT cut, and then
a flick in front. steering the wheelers
with the butts of their whips, guiding
the leaders with the unerring lash,
started the span, kept it pulling straight,
and in two minutes the wagon was
standing on the other side Of the river,
the owners and the oxen equally puz.
lied to know how it got there Pail
Mall Gazette.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1897-12-31
CROSS-EX ANIMATION
Could Not Weaken Such Testimony
As This
CFrom the Kaiamazoo Tcicgraph)

The following statement is one of great
interest to many citizen of Kalamazoo,
nj IA man as well known as Mr. Wallace
'ould carry more than ordinary weigh,
it'll our readers. Here il is as take.
"a by our representative:
My name is John A. Wallace. | am
member of the firm of j. A. Wallace &
o., doing business as timers. etc, at l06
.leanor Street Kalamazoo, in which city ]
,sorcsidc For the past nine or ten months
I have been having attacks of kidney com
illaint, the pain in my back over ny lip
vas very severe at times; my urinary svs-
I'm was also in a bad state of dcrans~
ment, sometimes the urine was scanty Ia.
hen again the amount would be excessive
and IL difficulty of passage always existed.
heard of Doan's Kidney Pills at IA time
then ] felt that | was going to be sick,
ut their use wardcd Oft an attack, and
n now feeling very much better; tic
Urinary organism has rcgained a norma
Ondition, and the terrific pain in my back
is much reduced in severity, while it is now
last going away altogether. ! am con.
nuing the use of Doan's Kidney Pills,
With positive feeling that they will effect
i me IA permanent and speedy cure.
havc unbounded confidence in DOan 5
Kidney Pills as IA remedy for all kidney
,ilmcnts; have good reason to be, as they
ave done so much for me
Can you ask any more than this? Doan $
Kidney Pills are relieving more backs &.
thc burdens they have been forced to bear
through the kidneys than all other mean,
devised, and better still, they are doih.
this right here in Michigan Ask any onc
who has ever taken them and see what they
will say.
Doan's Kidney Pills for sale by all deal
er's, price. 80 cents Mailed by Foster.
Milburn Co., Buffalo, n Y, sole agents
for the T. S Remember the name, Doan'S
and take No other.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1897-12-31
THE YOUNG WORLD.

All. me- he songs that are sung-ah, me
e. ords that we say
The W is for the young. and the young
M fight their way.
The Wi Is for the young. II seems
scarcely a year ago
Since / felt the red thrill in my heart and
its pulses now are slow
The world is for the young. When look
around me now,
And a silvcr-gray Of hair falls down from
the bent and furrowed brow,
say TO myself: Il have lived so long,"
and yet. not long 1t seems,
When l see the little ones az my knees,
trying 10 read my dreams.
see them at my knees lift them to my
heart
And | say, and / say Though my locks
are gray. Why should we ever part -
But ever thsre comes the same old song.
which from earliest time was sung:
The old stay late. and the Old do wrong,
and the world is for the young"
Let me take this little ore TO my arms
let me cuddle him TO my breast
with the same sweet love that his mother
has lulled him into rest:
Let me say 20 him: when the night
grows dim. will you think OF the
songs I've sung?"
And the dear, sweet eyes will answer:
The world is for the young!'
What does he know of the whitened locks
that fall from my bending brow?
He only knows that his fathers arms are
close around him now.
He only knows he has all | have-for all
the worlds unrest
And that, when the night is falling, he
comes to his mothers breast.
He comes to his mothers breast-he asks
no questions there,
lie knows that the shelter is sure-he
thinks that the skies are fair
He never knows the thorns in the rose
that the heart with grief is wrung
From LIES sweet morning until its close
the world is for the young!
Let the old give way. they have had their
day. the child on its mothers breast.
or the old man, bent with years and gray
it's sweet world at the best.
For all the signs and the weeping eyes, and
the sad or sweet songs sung,
Meath meadowy Maytime, or wintry skies
the world is for the young.
Frank L. Stanton, in Atlanta Constitu-
ton.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1897-12-31
EIWeI

I J. Tan, is slowly gaining in health.
Rchacd Phelps is quite sick with mus
cuiar rheumatism.
Mrs. Lew Nnkh tn, who has been
sick for some time Is not mu IN improved
SIN &c last writing.
Mrs Geo. Chestnut is still I'm Ter the
i ,cto 5 care and is not IN Ich better.
l.. rukhan is RAINING mat IN trket
III Rivegdlle this winter. He reports
blHnes il Furnishing condition.
Christmas has come and gone with all
It's oys aud burdens. Peace on earth good
will 10 mn, especially in Elwell.
We wish you all Happy NV Year
Patt Taylor is buying potatoes.
a family reuri was held az w. II.
IisinScr's on Chrls,m
Hrs, c. b Fisher and son Marion, of
bimt, visited her son Charles, on the
o farm Christmas.
linton Nelson VINO was d 'dly bitten
} vicious hog some time ago rs out
s. in. lie had bad time of il.
he 10, owing Officers we're e ected by
tue X. . / NJ at her last review:
Con- = f French.
Llru Com g, }. II. Miller
Il X Chas Lan2wor;by
F X, III! II khan
chan w. G. Pug, cy.
Saig-ni, Giihe Gteenh
NJ at y, II G Downs
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1897-12-31
COUNTY NEWS.
Porter.

Porter.
Mrs. Frank * me started Frlda
morning for Arklna. Ont. where SHE
will visit her father and other friends
MI aud Mrs + l.. Barnes ate ChIist-
mas dinner with NJ. Bush's people.
5 Allen and Miss Bush made an i'm
portant 10 the county seat # Midland Co
Moniay. 1t looks rather suspicious,
SaRdors
Nm. Ba-trem called ON friends last
Suaday.
Mise MYRTLE and Pearl MaSker spent
Sunday at no ne wiCh their sister Mrs.
II. Wickman.
Mr. Bush's pc ,ple are entertaining a
90 lsln fcom Gladw co Inty.
llazzaad and Mr. Barry made an
import ant trip t, st. LOUIS Monday.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1897-12-31
A Modern Political Boom.

you must have a good deal 10 worry
you just now, said the presidential
candidates friend II suppose you are
bothered good doal 10y intcrviewcrs
fer opiuions?'
ooh, 40. My press agent attends to
that -
"But the expense Of the campaign is
something pretty heavy.
My financial hacker attends TO the
expenses.
"But you have lots Of little details to
think ahout--l.l,e getting tine brass
bands to plav'Hail - the Chief at just
the proper point in the proceedings and
having the American flag hung where
you can point e. it at an effective Juuc-
turc
"No. The stage manager and prop,
cry man attend 10 those Things.
"Well-excusc mc-but would you
mind telling me where You como imp
oh, | just do the running for
Office "-Washiugron star
Making Bargains.
Everything marked down tothc lowest
possible points said the merchant inquir
ingly.
Everything, replied the clerk Il put
the S1.50 silks 0t 81 % and everything else
IN proportion
AT 1928" exclaimed the merchant
Are you crazy
"Why, no, sir You told me 20 mark
them down for a genuine bargain sale. 4"
''Of course did, bat Go you think n
woman can ever see bargain In even
money! Make them either S1.2I or I'll 20
ut once. - Chicago Post
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1897-12-31

II you wish so raise number Of ncw
plants oil Rex or ether large lcafcd be
gonias, take q sharp kuife and make a cut
at the intersection Of the veins. Then lay
ghe leaf, voinod side down, on saucer ~
wet sand, place in a sunny window and
keep damp. Tiny plants will form at the
outs. When AN inch high, they may be
lifted into thumb pots. This is very
fascinating way To grow begonias. WON
nnlin1
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1897-12-31
Insulting.

Bill Collector have presented this
bill to your husband time and again at
his Office. and he is always too busy to
attend 10 it. | have also called her,
with IL 10 times, but you have always
put me off.
Mrs. DE Rich - What? You have
called at this house with that petty bill
Is times? Such frequent calling with
one bill is an insult, sir. Begonel-N.
Y Weekly
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1897-12-31

That we would 90 va should 90
when vo wo0ld, for tins world changes
and hath Attachments as many as there
are tongues, arc hands, are accidents,
and then this should Is like a spend
thrift sigh, that hurts by easing
Shakespeare.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1897-12-31

The Well known saying, First catch
your hare. is generally credited to
'Mis. Glass Cook Book, written by
DR.. John Hill in the eighteenth century.
But in an early edition of the book the
reading of the sentence is, First casa
(tsat Is, skin) your bare. "
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1897-12-31
pio NinoS Fad.

Pope Plus TX Sas collector OF slippers
He always had "A pairs in his wardrobe
made O. red cloth, embroidered with god
and ornamented with solid gold cross,
his chamberlain being strictly enjoineG
not 20 part with a single pair, however
we'll worn they lnighs be, 20 any Of the
mary dcvout applicants icr them