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The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1897-05-16

OF the children. pending . motion 20 mod
ffy me decree OF divorce
Judge Moore yesterday found William
a Mc3ary entitled 70 judgment for
ESQ and costs against George r. Cot
tern and wife and William Moran and
wife on proznsssory note OF May T. lss-
The Queen City Printing Company case
was yesterday transferred from The equity
80 the civil department in all matters ex-
eept those OF the receivershtp- The mo-
ton for q change OF venue WAS denied oy
Judge Moore.
In the Carpenter divorce case Judge ia
co6s yesterday ordered Thomas J. Carpen-
ter 30 pay Grace y. A. Carpenter suit
money as follows. Twenty-Five dollars
within fifteen days and IS dollars within
ten days thereafter.
In the report concerning executors and
administrators. published in yesterdays
Post-fnfelligsncer. the name OF Judge ia
CODE was by snadverfence used for that Of
Judge Moore As all the county knows. it
Is the latter who has the disposition OF all
probate business
Charles Fl Baker as receiver OF the
Merchanssi National bank. yesterday OBJ
tanned judgment against O. II. Randall
and wife for 81 25s ~. interest, 500 aftor-
ney's fee and foreclosure The Judgment
was on three promissory notes OF February
and March. 1885. for So 500.
The Security Savings hank and its re-
ceiver. III. II. A Hastings, defendants IN
the suit OF the Northwestern and Pacific
Hyposheek against Frank w Goc1hue er
al. yesterday filed cross-complaint ask
ing judgment against the Goodhues for
81. 361-5p interest and attorneys fee, on
note Of June g. 1892.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1897-05-16

Every one In the department that
was marked tl.75. $i.S is marked csc
for Mondays selling. The material
In them cost somebody more than this.
Two strong points about our wrappers
are. they tit and they're well made.
Another strong point about these par
ticular wrappers is they are cheaper
than you've been In the habit of pay
ing for the goods Of this class. Note
these lots, and be on hand for first
pick:
Ladies' Wrapper, made of best quail
ity of sateen, In Persian effects. of
medium and light shades, revered
ruffie, shirred over the shoulders.
edged with lace. pulled sleeve. inside
waist lining. a very neat and dressy
wrapper, regular price sl.75. special
price for Monday only 9sc.
Ladies' Wrapper, made Of dImity. In
handsome shades OF light blue, green
and heIiotrope In bolero effect, with
bolero and revers edged with dainty
lace, pulled sleeves. inside waist lining.
a very dainty wrapper. regular price
H.75, special for Monday only CSC.
Ladies' Wrapper, made OF Sea Island
Percale. of the very choicest spring
coIorings. blotched and Warden effects.
gathered front and back, with a re-
yer over the front and shoulder. also
trimmed over shoulder with satin nh
bon. finished with bows. inside waist
lining. pulled sleeves. regular price
SIS, special for Monday only ssc.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1897-05-16

cut down his cizims A. SUPERVISE. why
not say IN 20 many words or figures by
Just wha. amount he reduced ~ The
scratchings and hloeches really serve no
pgrpo~e. except 10 call attention 20 them
selves a. an spparenE bat ciumEy eYors q.
conceainent.
Mr. BoSees own statement Of his yea-
sons for thus reducing hts claims has al
ready been substantially given, and need
rot be repeated here. No new feature IN
the situation developed yesterday. Mr..
Boyce did not resign. ard stated that he
certainly would not do 20 for another
week
j. II. Wolfe who was reported yesser-
day az a candidate 10 M the possible va
cancy. was at the courthouse yesterday,
and called at the commissioners rooms,
although ne took pains 10 explain 20 q
FoSt-fnfelIlgencer reporter that his visit
was solely 10 confer with Mr.. Ryan about
some work.
THE fact g." ne said. 81 don't believe
Boyce il going TO resign az ali. when II
comes down To that. My own candidacy is
easily explained. I've nad good Zeal Of
practical experience In doing Just the kind
Of work the commissioners have 70 super
wise. and ought TO know something about
IL. Some o< my friends suggested the mat
ter, and have said / would take the place
IL u were Offered me-"
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1897-05-16
The ROYAL

VIII serve a French dinner today from
4tosp. M. that Is worth trying.
FRENCH DINNER.
with or without wine % cents
Shoalwater bay oysters on half SHELF
Chicken a Ia American
consornmc a la Royal
Green onions hadisnes
Queen olives. Mixed pickles. Lettuce
Boiled trout. parsley sauce
PACK bass baked Ia italian.
steamed CLANS.
Boiled ham. wine sauce.
sweetbreaa patties. fricassee.
Chicken fricassee, with green peas.
Lamb chops bresoea, tomato sauce
banana frifters, brandy sauce.
' Crab salad.
Roman punch
Prime ribs of beef. An Jus
Tame goose. apple sauce.
Young turkey with Jelly.
Veal with dressing.
,-avv raas rauEnower. Asparagus.
New potatoes IN cream.
Boiled and mashed potatoes.
Apple pudding
strawberry short cake.
Strawberries and cream
Vanilla Ice cream. sheea bananas.
Pies-I.enaon. squash. cnstaTd. apple.
nsince.
Assorted fruits
Cheese-American. Swiss
Sailed waters.
Coffee q II Royal.
The coffee We serve is the very best. and
n you enjoy a fine cup OF coffee at any
time Of the day. call on US.
We serve at &c lunch and dinner today
as usual.
THE ROYAL,
SIS First Avenue.
IKE ESSENTIAL. Manager.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1897-05-16
Special Lots of Notions.

The bargain bigness Of our notion
department has assumed astonishing
proportions. One little dollar viii do
the work you expected two to do else
where. These prices are for Monday
only.
spoois VIM. Clsrks Best Machine
Thread for Sc
Cotton for sc.
wedding Plate" Writing Paper.
envelopes TO match, 15c box. regular
price &c boz.
Ladies' Ail-Ianen Hemstsched and
Embroidered Handkerchiefs, isc each,
regular price 35c each.
Ladies' Ail-Linen Scalioped and
Embroidered Handkerchiefs. 19c each.
regular price sc each.
Ladies' Shirt Waist Sets. In black.
silver or gold. ioc set. regular price
&c set.
ladies' Shirt Waist Sets. stone set
ting.. isc set, regular price &c set.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1897-05-16
New suit. Piled.
The following new suits were nled yes

The following new suits were filed yes
terday In the superior court.
Harriet Chase Green vs.. Carrie v. S. Rice
and Allen G. Mason-Promissory note Of
August 49, 1890. s.. go: interest and interest
notes, u,ii5: attorneys fee, $l55-76. and
foreclosure
Leopold Stern ef al. as Stern Bros. *
Co vs.. RuEf 4 Mayer-Promisso-y notes
transferred By Leo Heyman, $s&5.ls. inter-
est. sl34. Is: assigned account for goods sold
and delivered by Leo Heyman. 81, Sss %.
and costs.
Matthew Rings vs.. Chopard * Cosgrove
Appeal from Judgment for costs In favor
of defendants III Justice fngersolPs court.
Thomas 5. krutz We. Beatrice Beattie ct
ai.--Pronlissory note of June ]. 1881, 81. 2f2,
interest. 500 attorneys fee. and foreclos-
ure
c. A. Leighton VS.. r. r. Cameron et al.
--Promissory note OF June l. 1895. interest
ard costs. and foreclosure.
Maggie jackson vs. Sarah Barnum Ell al.
For specific performance of contract In
conveyance OF real estate.
State vs.. Moses Droxinman-Buying and
receiving stolen goods; transcript from
Justice Ingersolls court.
State vs.. II. Peissner-.Abusing minor
children; transcript from Justica Inger-
soils court.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1897-05-16
Silk Petticoats.

We've never had such a collection Of
SILK Pesticoats. We've never been
able TO sell them at such easy prices.
A trade incident pure and simple. but
a fortunate one for those who wish
20 ada one OF these rustling beauties
- their wardrobe. Here Is a few val
uss pfcked at random from amongst
our new Petticoat Stock:
Ladies' Changeable Tareta Under
skirts. made of excellent quality Of
tareta, In the umbrella shape, with
corded raffse, la changeabie cardinal.
cla rose. light blue and heliotrope. at
re. worth 5000.
same style IN Black Imported Italian
Cloth. at SIS
same style IN Fast Black Sateen,
with corded raffe. at $50
Same style IN Fast Black Sateen.
with stitched ruffe. at ills.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1897-05-16

Licenses to wed were issued yesterday for
Gabriel Rosferd fJg and Carrie Sundall
f56. both Of Seattle; William Wallace
Stanton f3il, Of Seattle. and Nora Henr.st-
"a Conner tz29, o. Minneapolis. Mimi, Gil
bert s. Olsen lsl). OF Clinton. Wash. and
Maria ~. Thorsheim CD. OF Seattle. Will
lam w. Eicheibergcr t3D ard Arey Tor
Aiiy1 Jackson tzs). both OF Tacoma writ
ten Tomacab.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1897-05-16
A Sale of Short Lengths
of Wash Fabrics.

We showed during this season a
greater variety OF Wash Dress Goods
than any other retailer In the West
The result OF II is an accumulation Of
a great variety Of remnants OF Ging-
hams, Calicoes, Percales. Figured
Lawns. Dlmsfies, Organdies and White
Goods. Wen place the entire lot on
sale for Monday only At about half
their real value.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1897-05-16
Notions.

TO enumerafe the great host OF use
full ana ornamental things would re-
quire columns OF space The thousand
and one things needed In every house
can always be found here. Our price
idea prevails here too. A little more
a little better--than you could expect.
or any other store could ofYer for the
money.
Crepe Paper for lamp shades ana
fancy work. 10 feet IN roll, isc q roii-
Tinted Crepe Paper for lamp shades
and fancy work. 10 feet In roll. &c ron
Ladies' Shirt Waist Sets. pearl. &c.
&c 10 &c set.
Ladies' Shirt Waist Sets. enanelsd'
&c set
Ladies' Shirt Waist Sets. gold OF
silver. &c set.
Ladies' Shirt Waist Sets. sterling
&c to s1-s5 set
Eye Glass Chains and Hooks. DC
Eye Glass Hooks. isc. &c each.
Skirt Supporters. foc. lJc, &c eaen-
Fancy Hat Pins. handsome stone set
tings. &c to &c each.
Sterling Hat Pins. CSC to SIS each.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1897-05-16

-. n the peculiar work done By
- Commissioner Boyce as mentioned
). --sserdxy<s Post-InfslligeDcer. may best
<es~-rrz,ess by an example. Among fhe
- nov on Gle ia the county audit
-. ~Gxce ID a batch which was recently
- rs from the hands Of the county
--6~rfouer< IL consists Of claims Tor
~, SuIy audited BY the commissioners,
~ /. ssoxs instances allowed. The al
- a done IN each case by the county
1~s~ufcuer in whose district the work
- r1aired 10 have been done.
= Z Il this point that the peculiar work
~ Deype appears. he was formerly
c-rv4sor e road district No. 5. That
sS1 district lies within commissioner .
E-s.<rf No. 3, OF which he Is now comniz-
<s~p He = therefore called on 20 audit
.s~s II the bills or claims which be him
~9 srssen:ed against the county while he
- rad supervisor.
"A raarse. ne Is not the first man IN his
- rho has had 20 pass on acts perform
u - himself while formerly occupying a
- oubordinafe 10 nis present uffice.
-Ianeutar feature In his work OF reyis-
- = own bills Is that I'm several In
- - has diminished the amount Of
- eva claims
- bundle Of claims referred 70 above.
- i me auditors office. contains some
~ nnde out By Road Supervisor Boyce
&r&nk done In August. 1856. Seven CT
- w9e presented together. and arc
$50 = pinned together, 50 az to be COW
- - onc warrant. As originally made
81 81 Road Supervisor Boyee they
enf1 70 ti22: as now cut down and
smnsed or allowed" by County Com
,12r<rw Boyce. they amount 10 $50 Only
- - Of tbs seven fave ocen altered.
~ uktons are the most extraordinary
~ - whole Transaction. Take one
oG01D Tor instance. Originally IL read:
- NO. 6. Series G.
Novelty, Wash, Aug. 1895.
~ coufity will please pay 10 j. III.
DUM superintendent OF road district No.
~ conn,y. Wash. eighteen and 5o-loo
6m Tor twelve days labor
- oguyes on this order have been
nk1ed. and the changes are so patent
- snybody can see them, tho erasures
- made with knife which must have
- very dull The paper Is 30 roughly
9tshed that In some places holes are
strhed through IT, Still In several
1hc>s the old figures are clearly legible.
~ nh IL scratched out and 1910 writ
- 6Br Il. The twelve Is scratched out
r pfns written over IL.
= much for this part of the work. On
f]mee attached To the orders is resume
- orders. giving simply the amount
3 sch. Commissioner Boyce made HIS
dDafsons here By a still more expe.ii-
- ~ plan--simply crossing out with red
. r Zach afnount he wished TO change,
r. intsriining in red Ink the figures he
80 II changed To. The resume us
1nged by him is As follows. the first
nEun showing the original amounts tho
GDmd that TO which he has changed II:
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1897-05-16

We have just opened q handsome
line Of French Pissse Cloth In beauti-
full designs and coIorings- It's the
regular i5c quality. Wen sell 1t Mon
day only at &c a yard.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1897-05-16
Ladies' Neckties.

Special lots Of handsome bows ana
fourth -hands-all made for Us from
special picked designs. They're
modest. dainty creations Ia every style
and color, and the price is right Visit
our Gents Furnishings department and
exarnin. the values.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1897-05-16
Beautiful Millinery,

lection OF Ladies' and Misses Trimmed
Hats. Exclusive styies-crcations by
famous designers Of Paris and New
York. ard wonderful examples OF MIL
iinery skin from our own wo-kroon.
Ladies' and Misses Unfrimmed Straw
Hats; all the newest shapes thar fash
ION DEGREES shas be IN vogue thi. sea-
spn-pretty. becoming. stylish
Flowers. Ribbons. Laces. Ornaments.
q SURPRISING assortment OF choice sf-
fests necessary 90 produce artistic
hesdwear. all rnodestiy priced.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1897-05-16
G,lIIS As AUDITED
<~rxrY coMMIsssosER DoYcE
~axeED THE FIGURES.

e-~.s ~ His Peculiar Work
- Leave the Original Writing
~-s-1y Visible - Mystery - 10
- Ne Attempted TO Scratch Oct
- o1a Ffgsres-Orders for alx2
.expe<d 90 ssas-casdtdste Wolfe
~~n.t Think Royce Ii Gofng 20
.s~. a. Aii-Ofher News Of the
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1897-05-16

umk
mGelg authorize the payment of this
n. III. BoYCE, Commissioner,
District No. g."
VI BE- source OF mystery to most
tupe Why Mr.. Bosoe went through these
letoGs alterations. which. after all. are
- ensures. since they show the original
ECCuW II. as commissioner, he wished 10
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1897-05-16
Hosiery.

Our stockings will wear, viii wash;
they viii give you every satisfaction
chat good hosiery can give: our stock
embraces every shade. quality. style
Nothing cheap about them excepting
tho price.
ladies Cotton Hose In the new or
blood shades, &c Csc. SOC.
Ladies Cotton Hose In the new brown
shades, &c. Csc. soc.
Ladies' Cotton Hose, fast black.
seamless. f-sc. 1oc. 12izc. IL 2-sc. &c.
CSC, soc.
Chsldren's Cotton Hose In the new
oxbiood shades. &c. 35c. Soc pair.
Chiidren's Cotton Hose In the new
brown shades. &c. &c. soc pair.
Cfhidren's Cotton Hose in the new
tan shades. l2izc. 15c. sc. &c. soc pair.
chiidren's Cotton Hose, fast black.
SC, iec, 125xc, i5c. 2oc, &c TO soc PAIR.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1897-05-16

Moses p. Keefe OF onaahs. who has
the contract for the government WORK at
the Spokane army post. + in the city for
the purpose o. purchasing lasnAer sup
plies for the contract. Before returning
90 Spokane Dir. keeie VIII visit the Mag
nalfa bluffs site and viii probably 20 20
port Townsend where the contracts for
the rehabilitation % Fort Townsend and
the fnrtsncations az Point Wilson. Mar
row stone Point and Admiralty head viii
sooa n-e let. The war department las al
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1897-05-16

Alien Cameron. district freight agent.
ana George Mel. Brown. district passen-
ger agent OF the Canadian Pacific road
vxere both In Seattle yesterday.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1897-05-16

G. NJ. McKgEnss. travelling agent or tbs
freight department Of the Northern Pa
c.ac. uas a Seattle visitor yesterday.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1897-05-16

IL you go to Spokane or East Try the
Great Northern and you VIII ENJOY tne
library observation car.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1897-05-16

IneFe SctIfS 10 tt bo aboetahShs Va
interest in the Tailor-made Skirt.
Pretty good economy to buy the ready
made article. Figure the material.
add to that the sewing expenses. and
you'll readily see the saving here. One
feature about our skirts. they're all
well-made. worthy garments. and at
these prices they should not be lightly
passed by.
Ladies' Tailor-made Satin Skirt. in
brocaded effects. In great variety OF
patterns, yards wide, percaiIne lined.
velvet bound. at s5es.
Ladies' Tailor-made Skirts. made OF
Black Brocaded Gros Grain Silk. Z
yards wide. percaline lined. velvet
bound. s6.9s.
Ladies Tailor-made skirts. made Of
Black Moire Naiour. 4 yards wide,
percaiine lined. velvet bound. at E.&s.
Ladies' Tailor-made Skirts. made ~
Figured Briiilantines. In large vari-
ETY. Of patterns. yards wide. perca-
line lined. velvet bound. at as
Ladies' Tailor Made skirts. made OF
Checked Suitings. In black and white,
blue and white and green and white.
yards wide. percaline lined, velvet
bound. 81 $40.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1897-05-16

After a bicycle ride take . glass OF
Rainier Beer.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1897-05-16

IL there IS any shoe store in Seattle
that has as many dainty styles as we
have for you TO select from. we're mis-
informed.
We told you last week about the ss.a6
beauties that nobody else displayed.
and We guarantee to be equal I'm every
respect to the best $50 shoe you can
purchase ia any other store In this
city. We want TO show you this week
three lines OF shoes at little prices. but
they're of the good. honest kind. and
you'll find them just as represented.
Ladies' KID Oxforfs In chocolate or
tan. flexible sole. medium heels and
coin toe. az si.50 pair. These shoes
are the very latest. and rney make a
very pretty walking or bicycie shoe.
Ladies Dongoia Kid Oxforis In
black. tan or ci4ocoiate. they are made
with the latest toes. rneaium frenrh
heels and hand turned -oies. at sl-ss a
pair.
Misses KID Button OF lace shoe in
chocolate ~r tan. they ara maize With
the latest toes and are very neat and
durable. price u-se n pair.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1897-05-16

ready ordered the post near Port Towns
end prepared for occupancy and con-
eierranatfon proceedings are already under
way for the fertilization sites Mr. Ke4fe
has already had several war department
contracts. besides that at Spokane.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1897-05-08
Just Like Gold Coin.

For more than fifty years
has PERRY DAVIS PAIN
KILLER stood the test
against all remedies prepared
to eradicate pain, and today
stands at the head of the list
among the medicines that are
so essential to keep at hand in
the home.
tits not a new fangle remedy
nor do the proprletors lay
claim to any wonderful revela.
ton of the ingredients that en-
ter into the manufacture of
this ever popular remedy.
1t is perfectly harmless, you
need have no fear of becoming
habitually inclined to it's use.
For Collie, Cramps, Dyson
terry, Colds, and all painful
affections, a few doses will Ger
tainly give relief. You cannot
afford to be without a bottle
in the house.
Your forefathers used it
and found it beneficial.
Why experiment with some
remedy that is new and its effect
on the system unknown?
1t has many rivals but no
equal.
H%~ The new 35c. size con-
tains over double the quantity
of the 25c. size.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1897-05-08
What the Bachelor Thinks.

A thin man always puts OH lots Of
airs when he has fat baby.
The most successful liar is the man
that lies least and then lies hardest
A little child is least afraid of death
because it knows the most about it.
Philosophy will help man to endure
most anything. Most philosophers have
been married
You can always tell girl by the
number of books whose titles you make
up, which she says she has read too.
When girl says that all the men are
alike, you may know that she has had
an experience with one of them. New
York Press
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1897-05-08
New suitings and pants patterns

New suitings and pants patterns
are arriving by every mail steam
or for l.. B. Kerr. He sells single
yard at Wholesale prices.
Torchon and Valenciennes lsces
are still in great demand. l.. Is.
Kerr has choice lot, which he is
selling at lowest possible rates. '
Before giving your order for a
portrait, see what King Bros.
have to show in crayon enlarge
ments and Judge for yourself
whether they can give you the
best value for your money or
not.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1897-05-08

still huntin for that bar, don't reckon
Iii ever find him. 1t was Joe Robin
sons speerit in him, yo' see. When ice
got even fun chat whoppin / gin him,
he was satisfied TO lie in his grave for
evermo', and 80 the bar vanished off
the airtb. Yes, sab, vanished off the
airth, and was n licked man"
N. QUAD.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1897-05-08
ADJUSTMENTS.

The Godd'rd Lectures.-The second
of the Goddard lectures was given last
night before an audience which was
thoroughly in accord with the lectur-
er and listened to his splendid descrip-
tions OF the art OF brewing "Rainier'
beer. He remarked that only the best
of hops and malt were USED thus in
surfing healthful beverage. On tap
or in bottles at the Criterion saloon.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1897-05-08
A SHORTER Way.

Bacon-It was Alonzo Of Aragon, /
believe, who said, "Old wood best to
burn, old wine best to drink, old friends
to trust and old authors to read"
Egbert-Why didn't he save time and
say "any old hing?'-Yonkers States
man
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1897-05-08
The Kind He Wanted.

Tradesman-You want pair of slip
pers for your mother, eh? Do you know
what size slippers she wears?
Boy-Smallest ye got, boss. She
wears 'em out ON me.-Richmond Dis
patch,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1897-05-08

''The streets Of New Jerusalem, said
the Rev. Mr.. Sprocketts, 'are paved
with the smoothest asphalt, and truck
delivery wagons are not allowed ON the
roads. " There were 800 converts. -Lon-
don Figaro.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1897-05-08
Uncle Ebcn's wisdom.

"Dah ain much use o. sufferin in ST.
lencc," said Uncle Eben. 'Seems like
if dis worl picks out anybody fob er
victim it ain gwinter to be saterfied
till he hollers. "-Washington Star.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1897-05-08
An Economical View.

Mrs. Benham-Our pew rent has been
advanced.
Benham-Then we'll give it up, and
1 will sleep at home. New York Sun
day Journal.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1897-05-08
So So.

Mrs. Add you have a good time
at the sewing circleH
Mrs. q oh, only sew sew.-New
York Weekly.