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The Wichita daily eagle., 1897-06-19
SPECIAL oNE-wAY RATES WEST

SPECIAL ONE-WAY RATES WEST
BOUND. VIA SANTA FE ROUTE.
June 2s and so and July /. and 8. 20
Pueblo. Colorado Springs and Denver. fo-
@eo; Salt Lake and Ogden. Sl6.50: other
west bound rates proportiorately re-
duced. l; viii pay You 10 cali on Santa
Fe agent and set rates before going
west L. Il. DELANEY
Phone 1Se. Are7,
Douglas Avenue Union Depo;.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1897-06-19
ARE YoU GOING TO KANSAS CITY,
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The Wichita daily eagle., 1897-06-19
REPUBLICAN STATE IEAGUI
MEETING, TOPEKA.

REPUBLICAN STATE LEAGUE
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good returning June is. az the rate OF
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address l. r. DELANEY, Ag,.
EPWoRTH LEAGUE NATIONAL
CONVENTION.
TORONTO. ONT, JULY 1915. 1897.
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have on sale July i1ih 10 I4ih inclusive
round trip tickets al one fare. Final
limit for return Angus; 12cch. 1887
Z. c. HoAG. City Ticket Agent.
Corner Aaio and Douglas, Wichita.
Kan
The Wichita daily eagle., 1897-06-19
REMEMBER THIS:
THAT THE
SANTA FE EOrT


REMEMBER THIS:
THAT THE
SANTA FE ROUTE
RUNS & TRAIN FROM WICHITA TO:
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The Wichita daily eagle., 1897-06-19
NOW IS THE TINE

Cornei Maln and pouglas. WlchIta. Kan.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-08-24
THE RISE IN PRICES.

During the campaign last fall those
who were opposed to the free coinage
of silver were ever saying that the adop-
ton of policy Of free coinage would
only result in q rise in prices with
out corresponding increase in wages;
that a more abundant supply of money
would not mean any increase of pros
perity. 1t was argued that a rise in
prices would only aid those who were
in debt, and had something to sell with
which to liQuidate their debts All
this. it was said, would be nothing but
an injury to the laboring man; and
the vote in November showed that a
majority of the laboring men believed
what was told them.
What has the country witnessed in
the past few weeks? 1t has witnessed
rise in the price of various things,
notably in wheat and other cereals.
This rise rejoices the hearts of the far
mers. and all the people rejoice in their
rejoicing. But is not this rise, which
is heralded as a certain sign Of return
ing prosperity. thing very like what
the opponents of free silver declared
would happen if a free coinage policy
we're adopted? If it now takes one
dollar to buy bushel Of wheat where
it only took sixty-five cents TO buy it
six months ago, is that not "debas-
ing" of the currency, according to the
theory of the goldbugs? They said
that anything which would diminish
the purchasing power of the dollar
would be a debasement of the cur
rency. Has not the rise in prices de
based the currency in the same way
that the adoption of free coinage of
silver would have done it and in no
other?
Wheat and some other things have
risen in price recently, yet there has
been no corresponding rise in wages.
Still this is precisely what the goldbugs
said would happen in the event of
the adoption of free coinage of silver
But they fail to explain how identical
effects are beneficial in one case and
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-08-24

The New York Evening Post says
that Speaker Reed said in Boston last
Tuesday that he knew nothing about
the 10 per cent discriminating duty
against goods imported via Canada. It
proceeds to say that "he did not know
that it was in the list and had first
heard of il through the newspapers
He presumed 1t Slipped I'm as such
things are likely to do 1t is very true
that such things (Reed's word for
jobs) have way of slipping into tariff
bills, but it is the business of the men
who assume entire responsibility for
the tariff to slip them right out again.
In this case the two men most respcn-
sible for what is in the tariff are
Messrs. Reed and Dingley The house
knew nothing about the bill; it was
never so much as read there. What
was the use of having am omnipotent
speaker to transact the business of the
house, if all such petty details could not
safely be left to him? Maine will prob
ably be the state hardest hit by the
discriminating duty, if the attorney
general upholds it, and twill not help
her to bear the blow to be told that it
was aimed at her under the very noses
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-08-24
THE PROBLEM BEFORE THE
CITIZENS.

Already the people of this city are
becoming very much interested in the
municipal election that takes place in
November This is as it should be, for
when the people become interested in
the management of their city affairs it
makes it almost certain that they will
elect to Office to administer those af-
fairs men of experience and judgment,
men who have been tried and in whom
the people have full confidence.
Never were the affairs of this city
more in need OF careful, honest and
economical administration than now
The present city government has
proved incompetent almost beyond
precedent. So incompetent has it been
that the party which elected it to power
feels under the necessity of clearing
itself of the odium brought upon it by
it and so favors a non-partisan mu-
nicipal ticket. , It started in with
grand flourish of trumpets, but when
it goes out none viii be so poor as to
do it reverence, while all with breathe
a sigh of relief when it is gone.
The citizens must have relief from
the burdens of taxation that now rest
upon them. Each year they see their
taxes increase, while each year sees
their property diminish in value The
load of debt that is upon this city is
so great that if it were discharged at
the rate of 100000 year. it
would require nearly half a century to
wipe it out The wiping out process
should be begun Immediately while the
debt mourning process should be dis
continued forthwith; no other policy
will save the city and its people from
! financial ruin.
! To save themselves the people must
look the situation that confronts them
squarely in the face, and they must
elect as officers to administer their city
affairs men who will do the same thing.
The people of this city have permitted
its affairs to be administered after
waiting -for-something- -turn-up man
ner, but nothing has turned up nor will
| ii turn up unless the people themselves
set themselves to the task of turning
! that same something UP. 1t is a hard
one, and its accomplishment will take
! long time, but there is no time like
the present for beginning it, The peo-
| pie of Salt Lake City should remem-
Der that heaven helps those who help
themselves. At present there is every
indication. that they realize this and
propose to act accordingly. If they do,
success cannot fail to be theirs event
ually.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-08-24
Not the Right Training.

A severe commentary On the mistaken
view Of what a child should be taught is
the remark of a liatle Chicago girl. In
stead of being taught that God is love, "
the fear OF the Lord Exactly how fear
soma a thing that may be. neither her
father nor her mother have ever realized
o. the agonies she must have suffered
would never nave fallen TO her lot, says
TIE Chicago Tribune. 1t was the ever
faithful grand mother who discovered the
,il.tle ones need. 1t came time for the
small damsel to take her afternoons nap.
Sine was ait her grand parents house and.
after the room had been duly darkened
for the occasion, the good grand mother
broke her daughters rules by lying down
with the child until sleep should come to
her tired little eyes.
They had lain IN Silence for time 50
rise and go away. when the tiny voice
WIS heard asking:
..erand mamma, is God in this room?'
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-08-24
IRKESoMENEsS OF THE CANA
DIAN TARIFF.

The Denver Republican has received
letter from a well known mining en-
gineer who is now EN- route to the
Klondike gold fields. Among other
things this gentleman says:
A Canadian custom house officer has
pushed past us. taking with him four
deputies. He is to be assisted by 25
mounted police in collecting dues, aver
aging $50 from all miners outfits. 1t
seems hard, as many Will be forced to
return. This has been done to force the
men who plan coming to buy their out
fits in Victoria instead of Seattle, Port
land or San Francisco.
This engineer apparently thinks that
he has made a great discovery when
he declares that the object of the Ca
madam tariff is to force men who pro-
pose to go to Canada to engage in min
ing or other business to purchase their
outfits in Canada instead of the United
States. OF course that is its object
just as it is the object of American
| tariff laws to compel Americans and all
who come to this country to purchase
their outfits of all kinds in the United
States. 1t is called encouraging in
FAINT industries, preserving the home
market and the like. In this country
those who favor such policy claim
| that it makes things cheaper than they
would be under policy of tariff for
revenue only. though Americans in
Canada find that it does not work that
way there. That it does not may be
accounted for by the difference of eli
matte conditions that exist in Our Lady
of Shows.
Why should this mining engineer ex-
press any surprise that the tariff
works as it does in Canada? Surely he
must have sadly neglected to study
the political issue that has been fore
most in his own country to be so ig-
norant as to the effect of tariffs and
their object
1t is not improbable the experience
of American miners with the tariff in
| Canada will cause them to fully real
| ize the baleful effects Of our own pro-
hibitive tariff policy. If it does this
then the thousands of Americans who
/ are focl1ing to the Klondike gold fields
will come back as propagandists of a
! freer and more liberal tariff policy in
the United States.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-08-24

Lemuel Qulgg showed himself any,
thing but an astute politician by
carrying his Brooklyn quarrel to Lake
Champaign. The president is there for
a rest and the whole people are desir-
Gus that he have it, and that he Shall
not be disturbed and annoyed by poll
ticians and their quarrefs or by any
body else. Because Major Mckinley is
president does not deprive him of his
rights as an American citizen, and
among those rights is that of freedom
from annoyance when away taking a
rest from official labors and the inn
portunities of politicians. The presi-
dent has more power than any man
in the United States, but he also seems
10 have less nights as an American
citizen than any other man in them
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-08-24
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WILL PAY $500 FOR ANY CASE
Of Weakness In Men They Treat and
Fail to Cure

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If they fail to cure. They are perfectly
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dollar, or their charges may be deposited
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is effected. Write them today
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-08-24
TALES OF THE DAY.
A Cbild's Rebuke.

There is woman in MARQUETTE Mich,
says the Mining Journal, who is a sim
cere believer in spirNualism, and in that
form of 1T whose dey5tee5 bow before the
mysteries of table tipping. writing and
naturalization. She has a daughter, a
l.ttle thing only ten or Y years old. In
snite of the tact tilaJ the child has been
brought up in an atmosphere of this kind
and should be inclined to it by teaching,
size hasn't a little bit of use for her
mothers beliefs.
Not very long ago mother and daughter
were sleeping together one night. The
mother awohe with a start. She thought
she heard the spirits wrapping.
She shook the child vigorously. and in
a moment the little one was wide
awake.
''s-s--s-t! What S that noise, dear2 Do
You hear it?''
"Oh, go to sleep.' said the Disguised
kid. IT'S them things; you're hearing
them again
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-08-24

pernicious in the other. They admitted
that free coinage Of silver would have
the effect to raise prices, at the. same
time declaring that the rise would be
detrimental to the interests of the
working man. Then why is 1t not so
in the present instance? The free COIN
age of silver would produce rise in
prices, revive languishing industries
and give work to the unemployed; and
all because of the increase in the vol
ume Of money. What would all this
be but return of prosperity? Every
the country now feels would have been
made many times stronger by the adop-
ton by. the United States Of a free
silver policy.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-08-24

w. M. Repine, editor Tiski1wa, ILL.,,
Chief, says: We won't keep house with
out Dr. Kings New Discovery for Con-
sumption, Coughs and Colds. Expert
mented with many others, but never
got the true remedy till we used Iir.
Kings New Discovery. No other rem
edy can take its place in our home, as
in it we have certain and sure cure
for Coughs, Colds. Whooping Cough,
etc" It is idle to experiment with other
remedies, even if they are urged on you
as just as good as DR.. Kings New Dis
covery. They are not as good, because
this remedy has a record of cures and
besides is guaranteed 1t never fails to
satisfy. Trial bottles free at e. c. N. L
drug dept.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-08-24

Mr.. Bryan knocked Colonel Sanders
of Helena out in fourteen rounds just
as FStzsimnons knocked Corbett out in
fourteen rounds. Fourteen appears to
have taken the place of thirteen as an
unlucky number
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-08-24

About as good a comment as can be
made ON the -partisanship move
ment in the approaching municipal
election is this: NO man can serve
two masters: for either he will hate
the one and love the other; or else he
win hold TO the one, and despise the
otsha7>
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-08-24

When a man has been convicted of
a crime and sentenced and then is
lynched by a mob, it is the ne plus
ultra OF lawlessness. Yet that is what
a mob at Williamsburg, Ky, did Sat
urday nieht.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-08-24

Sheep owners who herd their f1ocks
around summer resorts such as Brigh-
ton show themselves very inconsider-
ate and bring down upon themselves
the wrath Of hundreds Of leading eiti-
zens. They also bring themselves and
their industry into great disrepute.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-08-24

To make your business pay, good
health is prime factor. To secure good
health the blood should be kept pure
and vigorous by the use of Ayers Sar-
saparilla When the vital fluid is i'm
pure and sluggish, there can be neither
health strength nor ambition.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-08-24

a man in Piute county met a big
black bear in the canyon road and be-
gan to sing, whereupon the bear ran
away. The man may consider that his
luck was away UP in G.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-08-24

Federal courts have enjoined the
striking miners not to talk. There is
only a difference of degree between
this and the injunction of the inquisi-
ton for men not to think.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-08-24

In his answer to Colonel Sanders
fourth question Mr.. Bryan said: 1T
is not raIr TO say that the commercial
ratio now existing between gold and sill
Yer bullion viii remain the same when
our minis are open. TO the free coinage
Of both metals" Mr.. Bryan would
have made this stronger and more
exact by saying: III is not true TO say
that the commercial ratio. etc.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-08-24

The epidemic of -partisanship
seems to have invaded some of the
Idaho counties that are contiguous TO
the Utah line. Like measels and the
rash it win pass away.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-08-24

The Twenty fourth infantry has
started on its hong march to Strawberry
valley. 1t is to be hoped the boys will
find the walking good and that they
won't tan.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-08-24

Were the chances of success in the
ensuing municipal election in favor of
the Republicans. is there one of them
who would favor a non-partisan ticket9
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-08-24

An increase of 5 per cent in the as
sessed valuation of Salt Lake county is
the state board of equalization's con-
tribution TO the return of prosperity.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-08-24
WIT AND HUMoR..

Detroit Free Press: How do you paint
sunrises? You never saw one in your
life.
'-Tlhat is no drawback. I paint sunsets
and then turn them upside DOWN
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-08-24

Washington Star: "A rely good citi-
zen,'' said Uncle Eben. takes jes' as
much interest in gittin a proper tag foh
his dog as ne does in decoratin' his own
SET wifi bicycle medals
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-08-24

of her two all powerful sons. and they
never knew it!'' And thus are tariffs
made and the taxing power of the ma
ton prostituted to unholy uses!
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-08-24

Certainly. dear; God IS everywhere"
With sigh the slender little figure
snagSled up closer, and a plaintive re-
quest came from the darkness:
Grand mamma, please hold my fland''
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-08-24

The Bank of Manti has made every
preparation for robbers. Still the bank
viii not be disappointed if the robbers
do not come.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-08-24

Cleveland Plain Dealer: Hold on
tight" said the driver of the Deadwood
coach; 81 may give you a sudden tip.
I'm used to en- said the senator.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-08-24

Household Words: The late Archbishop
Benson was fond of little joke. Once,
in addressing a meeting. he remarked:
You must know that, at my age, I can
not be in two places at once -
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-08-24

An extra session of the Kansas legis-
lature may be called. OF what sins are
the people of Kansas guilty that they
should be threatened with such a visi-
4,a4jor,l9
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-08-24

Dollar wheat is a great and good
thing, but in tine general rejoicing over
it, it Should not be forgotten that man
does not live by bread alone.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-08-24

No man should be elected to city
or other Office as a vindication. No
man who needs vindication deserves
an election.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-08-24

President Jordan of Stanford univers-
lty sets the seal of his approval upon
the branding OF seals.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-08-24
Opening Day.

OpthIHS Ivy
We place on sale Saturday 21st inst,
our celebrated Miller, Warburton,
Denny and Schoble fall hats stylish
productions they are. Notice window
display.
BROWN, TERRY & WOODRUFF CO.,
166 Main Street.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-08-24

Provo Utonian: 1t is pleasant to see
how united our citizens are in their de-
Expressions indicative of this come from
ill parts of the county and the railroads
are enthused with the spirit of the enter
prise and will give rates within the reach
of all The fair will be viewed by the
mapority of the people of the county and
many will come from other counties of
the state and the interest has extended
in exhibits.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-08-24

Bryan was ten days an Montana.
They were alalcyon days though they
exceeded by one the classic number.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-08-24

The Danquets TO the wolcott commits
sion suggest The thought that the
commission is in Europe seeking what
it may devour.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-08-24

In these the last days of August or
binary conversation is carried on in
heated language.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-08-24

II Boston were to elect Sullivan
mayor, it would be a splendid ex-
ample Of culture and anarchy COM
hined
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-08-24

Judge: Accounted For.-Ethel.-Maut
has been trying to learn how to ride {
bicycle for four weeks now.
Penelope-Is her instructor stupid?
Ethel-No; handsome.