Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1897-02-10

Paradoxical what makes Mudpe
look so yacantT He Is full."-In-
dianapolis journal.
Askins-Was 1t hard to accomplish?
Teller-Hard? 1t was as hard as 1t Is
Tor red-nosed man to look coldly in
tellectual,-Puck.
She-l think l might love you more
II y"u were not so extrayagant He
lts my extravagant nature that makes
me love You so.-Life.
rs your picture In the Academy a
successY "Thats what l am wonder
Ing. Some one said 1t was worth the
price of admission. Puck
Gracie-Papa, a monologue Is when
people talk to themselves, is 1t not?
Papa-Yes; or, sometimes, when they
talk to their husbands. Puck.
Arthur would marry that girl but
for one thing. Chester-Afraid to pop
the question? Arthur-No. Afraid to
question the pop.-Broollyn Life.
Taglelgh Balloon sleeves were
bound to go up in the end. Wagleigh-
Sure. That is why they were named
balloon sleeves.-Boston Traveller.
Brown-Have you decided what you
are going to call the baby? Jones-Oh,
yes We're going to call him whatever
name my wife may select.-Puck.
Hawson-Some men go through this
world as though they owned 1t. | wish
l could. Blinks-Why don't you buy
Observation-Disclosures North American.
John" said Mrs snaggs to her hus-
band, do you know the date of Noahs
floodY' yes" "What was it?' In
undate.' = Pittsburg Chronicle-Tele-
graph.
"Jumleigh lost an awful lot of money
on the election" Ibid he tell you SOP"
"No; but when l asked him he told me
1t was none of my business. -Roxbury
Gazette.
Mr.. Peck during the dspute)-Bnt
but-my dear Wife Mrs. Peck-Si-
lence, sir! Eli not but Bo-hoo! Now
you're calling me goat-Philadelph
North American.
BraZen Boarder (at dinner tablet
can tell fowls age by It's teeth. Sur
prised Landlady-But fowls have no
teeth Brazen Boarder-No; but have.
Texas Siftings.
81 don't think Jerkleigh would hesi-
tate in telling a lie,' said Radbowen.
eyes, he would" said Chesney. What
makes you think so?" HE has to.
He shutters. It'd Bits.
"Aunt Gladys" said the small girl,
"do you say man has or is left?'
1T depends, dearie,' replied Aunt Gla-
dys, dreamily, ION the man."-Cincin-
natl Commercial Tribune.
81 tell you that juror in a murder
case has an awful responsibility on
him." "Yes, indeed. If he goes to
sleep he is liable to be fined for con-
tempt of court. New York Truth.
Jinks-Tbere is man who has a
number of movements on foot for max
inlg money. Binks-Who is he? Jinks
I don't know his name, but he's a
dancing teacher.-New York Adyer-
tiser.
She-I am quite sure you had too
much champagne when you, called on
me yesterday afternoon He-Yes; !
thought I'd just look round to-day to
see If | was engaged to you.-Pick-M Me-
Up.
Mamie got a diamond ring for her
Christmas" How did she get it?'
Hung up her stocking" lack, of
course? But how did Jack get it,"
Hung up his watch ILLUSTRATED
Monthly.
I'm not much on stahtsticks,' said
Ephraim jefferson, '.but I'll bet thutty
cents dat 34,764, ,321 paths oh slippahs
done bin made by young women fo'
young men dat won't nevah wore dem."
Baltimore News.
First Author-I learned the typewrit
err in two weeks, and yet you say you
can't get the hang of it at all. 1t is
strange. Second Author-Not at all
strange My vocabulary is so large
Cincinnati Enquirer.
Mrs. Cawker-This story you gave
me to read is not completed in this
number. 1t is a continued story Mr..
Cawker-Stops short, does it? yes"
"Then | should say it was discon-
tinued story. -IIarper's Bazaar
"Curious circumstances under which
Stickem left his boarding house" said
drummer speaking of an acquaint-
ance whose character wasn't above re-
proach. Indeed! What was there GU
rious about it?" asked friend. That
he didn't take the house with him.
Buffalo Times.
Mother Ito her S-year-old daughter)-.
Now, Mabel, want you to sit down at
once and mend that hole in your apron.
have spoken TO you about 1t already
three or four times to-day. Mabel.
Well, mamma, you oughtn't to speak