Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1897-06-09
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She--How high should young WON.
an lirt her dress? He-She should lift
1t little over two feet.-I.ife.
AT least, Chollie knows how to dress
His attire Is rich, but simple" $50 Is
Chollie. e."-Indianapolis journal.
She-Don't you think 1t is always diff
| ficult to tell woman's age? He-She
always acts as II 1t was.-Richmond
Dispatch.
She-And there are never any pain.
full silences at stag party, | supposef
He-Oh, no! Silence isn't painful to
man.-Puck.
"You good-for-nothing loafer! Didn't
you tell me you We're hard worker?"
well, 1t amt easy for me to work.
Detroit News.
Are you going abroad this summer?'
II don't know. Papa is in Washington
seeing Mr.. Mckinley about it now
Cleveland Plaincealer.
"How dreadful stout the general Is
getting!' "Yes; isn't 1t fortunate?
Otherwise he wouldn't be able to wear
all his medals. punch.
81 can't see why they speak of the
wisdom of the serpent" We'll, you
never heard of a serpent getting his
leg pulled, did you ?'-Truth.
she-Do you think | would marry a
man who has no money? IIe-Well.
| didn't know but you wanted to get
a IA.
Charley why Is that Miss silly al
ways dragging her poodle around with
herT' Because the pup can't break
the chain. detroit Free Press.
"Be your own judge, Chumley, but
can you show me one thing about Miss
Richly that makes her attractlve"
mo, it's In the bank. Detroit Free
Press.
Don't cry" he entreatcd. Then he
perceived that her handkerchief was
edged with the most exquisite lace.
Don't weep" he said, correcting him
self Detroit Journal
"What became of that Samuels girl
chat Pottersby was flirting ~itli last
summer" You mean the girl that
Pottersby thought he was flirting with?
She married him."-Tit-Bits.
McGinnls-I can't understand why 1t
Is that people joke about actors being
half starved. Swatty-Why? McGin-
nis-Just think how many roasts they
get,-Philadelphia North American.
81 am going to do something in the
literary line which will take better
than Scotch dialect" remarked Mr..
Trechant Penn. what Is it 2" Il am
going to write story in baby talk
3azar.
First Burglar-Lord, Bill! dis adyer-
tisement wouldn't fool nobody. Sec
ond Burglar-Wot is it? First Burglar
Fifty dollars reward an no ques-
lions assigned by O. woman.-Leslie's
Weekly.
Alethea-Won't Miss Henriques' bi-
cycle tea be unique? The illumination
Is to be wholly furnished by cycle
amps. Alberta-I wonder how she
will manage to keep them iighted?-
Puck.
| Con Vivial-Doctor, my wife suffers
greatly from insomnia. Physician-In-
somnia? How do you know? Con Wv
lal-Why, every time l come home at
2 or o'clock in the morning, | always
fnd her wide eawake!-Puck.
Mr.. Park Plaza-What hospitable
persons suburbanites are! They are
always inviting a person out to stay
over Sunday. Mr.. Citily (grlmly)-
Yes; and then trying to sell their place
to you before you leave for the city
Puck.
Gibbs-How did Bliffers come to hit
you? Snoggs-Oh, it was all on ac-
count of a trifiing difference of opin-
lon between us. Gibbs-Dlfference of
opinion? Snoggs-Yes; | thought he
lied, and he thought he didn't.-Twin-
kles.
Mrs. L4ittlethot-How do you write
your beautiful Scotch dialect stories.
Mr. Scribbler? Is it very hard? Mr..
Scribbler-Not hard, but trying-an
you've got to do Is to stuff a hot po-
tato in your mouth and dictate to a
ive-dollar a week stenographer."
Puck.
A Painful Algernon,
dear, how much did you pay the
preacher who married us? | want to
enter 1t as the first item in our family
expense book" "Great Scott, Esmer-
aida! l supposed your father had set
lied thatr'-Chlcago Tribune.
reakleigh-Good-b Miss Convent;
I've enjoyed chatting with you so
much, AS a rule l can never talk to
young girls" She (vislbly pleased
Why? Do you generally find them too
stupid? He-Oh, no! On the contrary,
hey are generally too intellectual"
And he wondered why her expression
changed suddenly.-Town Topics.
"Pete," said Meandering Mike, de
bicycle is great ting" Il don't see
whut it's done fur u.s." replied Flooding
Pete. Its annihilated de aristocracy,