The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1897-06-10
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Tommy Pop-A uissnihropc. ny boy,
nS msn who thiaks III isat worth hv
ing 500 kicss ike. steer when be has TO
die.
NJ" Nossd Why did you buag
tbs PIE haot' s.id you oould sst II II
you 1ould .~ that cord Of wood. Han
cry Henry 4 cum back 10 tell YET mum,
81 ~. Iast Dc same Ter you, dat III cat dc
wood sud 's- up d. pie.
The ofi3s ct the police station. 10
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rnsonsf Patrick heSs.eney. What
eoostrymsa ne your Az Ourishmsu.
Wbss your basIaSmf Al Italian orgsn |
grinder,
--Hnfris, Harry i. .uch good com
psu, lie can talk upon sny subject
TIE Old 0eutlcmAn H'ml Thiuk |
skould enjoy hu company better II he
could keep sllll 90 sny subject,
They didnt have I'll th. slang and
idIesess 10 my day, said grandma Whsn
girl meant no shs said 10 and she put
10 her time knitting, And nov. the sweet
oos replied, instead u kuitting aud saying
no. the girls arc knowing aud saying uit
Wallace -NLsl. difference there is
bslssen the present snd tbs dsys OF the
ploussrsl FJuy All the difference 10
toe world. The hra thing the pioneers
would De was TO msses settlement, bat
thsi Is the cbiet thing lhsy are trying to
svold.
We srs tired Of being stepped on so
many days 10 succession, said the Rob
bers. We'll, What do you think OF me re
piled TIE um brsllR. | have been held up
90 many times this week that my ribs are
.sllBish broken, Hal bal said the Ram;
I've so. the 1rop on you chaps this Tins
DO You think your sister likes ne.
Tommy Yes, She stood up for you at {
dinncr Stood up for met anybody
saying anything against me1 No, moth
lug mach, Father sad be thought YOU ,
we're rather donkey. but sis got up and
said you we're L t aud told f.ther he ought
TO 1no~ better than Judge a mao by hIs
looks
The lie passed between them. And
w tN'f islhNA ~ tIlHhbts lo ihlltF0 Nbt
awful uncertslntg 1t may be stats 4 st once
that the lie was printed on can Of ma
pie syrup
You Ought to see Hoflsnse in her
sprIns gown, 1t IL srustic2 Artistlcl -
1t has = bright purple background, syio
Irut yello~ foreground aud i've shades Of I
pink aud green 10 the middle distance.
-Hobsou Have y,u any mosquitoes
= here yoa live 10 Jersey' Dobson - Mil
lions, but everybody Las tbs chils and
fever aud ~e shske 30 that the mesqui
Toes caut stay Ious enough 10 one place
10 stlng.
-ilow stlll they ate, remarked Mrs :,
Foes, sptopos OF tue young ooupls 10 c
the neI, room. Yea, replied M F., i.
reminds me OF my army dsya II vas 81 -
wye wonderfully qnie. joe, previous to
au engagement,
Mother, said Mr., SmArioa, says the
smell Of stale tobacco makes her sick
Alb said Mr.. s@,rtou, filing his pipe
30 che hs. concluded, she ..v., tbs. che +
vii 'thy until sh. res used 10 II, II 1t
lsko her all sumner
When glssn yietotis vas at Bal
moral some time ago, che visited an sssd 7
ooi sssr sod, oa le.,iog her. said. You =
boz no longer bs sirsid Of me and |
hail ,Ipss, you 10 pay me Wait Al, p'
n.'sm, 'ns replied, 10 not yer"lf I'm 10
Irichtensd st; ~ them grand servants.
Why He Remained Away: No, thsuk
'ou, said the yoaos mao, Who 10 poor