The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1897-11-24
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First Operator-O OF course Im44s
bull on wheat. /" Second OPERATOR
$50 am L Come and take ashorn n y q. q
Puck. SI & x 81.
'aTender-hearted ~ said ono wh6ss
knew him. "He would not even hnf
football umpire.''' Cincipnaf Ens
quirer. ii sf5s'z3. 3 ;,.;
Waggs-"AYful case of kidnapping
on the next street, Wiggs
was it2" Wsggs-. 81 Messenger boy
He's asleep. Truth. ~ &
Binks-"Your, ,snephew is quite q I
promising young man, isnI e? Jinks
"Well, he has never done. any thing
eise as yet. Standard. s b
''What is the age iot chiyalry, Aant
Penelope2" ssThose good old times q
when men fell in love With women
over forty. ."-Lond Ion Tit Bits. s;s., s.s
Minnie-"Nellie Is q regular geniussx
She puts her frizzes up il fin foil So6s
champagne corks. Madge And ]
whyoff champagne corks2't Minnie ~ &.
.Becausei it makes iemt light. = Judges q
'sYou condemns us trsmps !, saiil !;
Meander McWalk; but deress soHe
thing we must git credsSs sser. Y, hat
that?" 'You don't hear of ms insdtls
GIN in labor riots. Z Phiiadslpht &
North American. & ~
Fred latter the tif1 sDsisy; me-
you there9" Daisy lpetnlantly 81.
course, I'm II herelp Fred after 8 8
pause) Sc Daisy, it's q lovely evening 1
but don't you notice 9 draught betwe6n
us2"- Standard. q \: s:s] {
Jenks-'Doctor, / have q afrsaueHt
and intense desire to kiss young ahl 4
beautiful girls. Do you think ouS
to get married9" His Doctor ssl 49, y;
under those circumstances you'd bst
ter not get married. The YELLOW
Book. ssS 'Ss;Ss:;;
Mildred Do you think hs really IS
loves herr" AdeIaide q 81 dons u
know. am wondering. He MAI
never kissed me with half the anima
ton he threw into one he gave eme j1st y
after the ceremony Clsyeianda
Leader. ;sSs; 4
& First Daughter Of the Reyolu Hon e
"She says she'd like 10 know for et
part, what practical good our socfety
does.' Second Ditto tho
mean thingI Just as; 81 we hsdn't e
made it almost fashionable SO be pe-s
triotic. Judge. B. sssl M
Mrs. .:Scrappe- 81 N y husband 1 q
Iagreed the day we were married | 3
have no quarrels. Friend d .HAfSS d;
You lived up to it2 Mrs. Gsrappe - = q 81
seWell, I have, butsI don't think any, 4;
could keep John from being hgiY at
times. y" Philadelphia North Amssi M M
can. s,f IT sss3sT.ss
Mrs. Nobby-. Why do yon thiiH
the Hambys have given up all Idea iof , J.
getting into society sgain ?p Mrs, UpSs
ster-" "They've only been ont of town #
two weeks this summer, and ihe' 3 dis;I
charged her nurse and sbegu taking
care of her baby herself, ~ Cleveland L
Leader.
'Last night" said Mr.. Boocs, sss s s
think made a remark 10 the efiect q:
that I had one Of the greatest heads g M
the ward" Something OF the sort e u
said his wife. tsWeil, this morning I1
feel fully prepared to say thst ! sa n I,
right. Cincinnati Enquirer. 81 IS
.'Six minutes to Ave, /" said the ;mals \.
with the settled look, as he glanced ~ vs.
his watch; ST have only eleven mimi y y
in which to play thenext game. e Got 4
an appointment. asked the other man
as he chalked his cue. g Yes; my 4;
wife promised to be ready to go, driys
ing at half-past three. - Detroit FreeN
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