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The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1897-02-20

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The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1897-02-20
PENNSYLVANIA
RAILROAD COMPANY.
Personally Conducted Tours
HATcHLEss IN EVERY FEATURE.
CALIFORNIA

Tours TO CALIFORNIA and the PACIFIC
COAST will leave New York rnd Philadelphia
February 81, stopping at New Orleans during
Mardi Gras festivities, and allowing four weeks
in California, and March "a, returning ON
regular trains within nine months. Round trip
rates from an points ON the Peuusy lvauia Rail-
road System east of PittsburE. e}I0Ul for tour
of February -, and $4,000 Tor tour of March "a
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1897-02-20
WASHINGTON

Tours each covering a period of three
days, will leave New York and Philadel-
phia February H., March II, April
ing transportation and two days nccommoda-
tion at the best Washington Hotels Slt5i from
New York, and Sll.50 from Philadelphia.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1897-02-20
Wanted An Idea $as fss ,I$E.; iea:

Protect your ldeaaf they may bring you wealth
Write JOHN WEDDERBURN & CO., Patent Attor
neya, Washington ID q Tor their q. 800 prize oneI
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1897-02-20

Minutes seem like bCuri when life is al
stake. Group gives no time to send for doc
tor delay may mean death. One Minute
Cough Cure gives instant relief and usures
recovery The only harmless remedy that
produces immediate results G. H. Hagen
hurh
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1897-02-20
Excellent spring Medicine.


"For a number of years / have taken
Hoods Sarsaparilla in the spring, not for
any particular ailment, but on general
principle, that the system needs tonic
at this time, and 1 have always found
Hoods Sarsaparilla most excellent
spring medicine" HAKoN HAMMER,
Engineer, Pottstown, Pennsylvania.
That Tired Feeling.
"I was troubled with that Cired feeling
all the spring. purchased three bottles
Of Hoods sarsaparilIa, and when / had
taken about half OF it 1 was feeling well
again. / believe Hoods 5ar5aparillato to be
an excellent blood purifier and tonic"
Miss ORA e. MORGAN, Busey, Illinois.
Builds up the Health.
owe take Hoods sarsaparilla as a
tonic in the spring Two OF our children
had tonsiIitis and their blood was in a
bad condition. Hoods Sarsaparilla built
them up, and we have taken 1t again this
spring with much benefit" MRS. p. II.
CAHooN, Pleasant Lake, Mass.
N. B. If you decide to take Hoods
sarsapariIla do NOT be induced to buy
anything else instead. There is no sub
stitute for Hoods.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1897-02-20

Washington Feb. 20.-The naval ap-
prypHG Ion bill for the next fiscal year
has been practically completed by tile
house committee on naval affairs, and
may be reported to the house 10y
Chairman BouteHe today. The bil
carries a total of about SS3,OO0,O O0O
which is about $3,000OOO more than the
appropriation for the current year. The
committee decided yesterday to put IN
The bin the new battleship of the first
class recommended by the sub-com-
mittea 1t is 10 cost, including hull,
armCr and machinery not more than
SO, $50, 900,
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1897-02-20

without them. They
have fully restored
me from o complica-
tion ofdisorGers chief
ly affecting the heart,
nervous system and
iijney8. When [ trav-
cl Ialways take one OF
Yonr Anti-pnin pllls
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1897-02-20

THE DR.. CHASE COMPANY,
1912 Chestnut Street, Philadelphia.
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1897-06-02

w. j. Peterson had the misfortune to
lose his sail boat over the dam Sunday. He
had lust started for a sail and was not more
than 40 feet from the boat house near the
mouth of the canal when sudden gust of
wind upset the boat. MIR. Peterson at
tempted to swim ashore and tow the boat
after him but the current was too strong,
and he was obliged to let it go over the
dam. He says the loss means about 500
to him.
The officers of the w. G. L. U. for the
year 1897 are as follows: President, Mrs.
Alfred Whitney; vice pres, Mrs. E. r.
Campbell I'D vice pres, Mrs. Charles Mar
tin; Sd vice pres Mrs. Benjamin Foster
secretary, Mrs. Ernest Parsons assistant
Sc cretary, Mrs. Nelson Dawes treasurer,
Mrs. Carrie Saker; corresponding secre-
tary, Mrs. Mary Welch superintendent Of
Sunday school and Evangelistic Work,
Mrs. j. f. Fullerton; superintendent Of
press work, Mrs Malcolm Finlayson; SUI
pc rintendent OF temperance literature and
United States, Mrs. Fred Wilbur; super.
intendent Of social purity department
Mrs. Ida Brown.
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1897-06-02
GOrham-HitchcOck.

A pleasant but quiet home wedding was
celebrated on School street yesterday at
high noon, the contracting parties being
DIR. George Henry Gorham and Mrs.
Abbie Clarke Hitchcock. Rev. j: Ellis
worth Fullerton performed the ceremony
Only near relatives were invited, those
present from distance being Mr.. and
Mrs. A. A. Hall of Boston, Mr.. and Mrs.
H. G. Warren OF Boston, Ed Gorham and
H. E. Wheat OF Boston, DR.. and Mrs.
George S. Foster OF Putney; Mr.. and
Mrs. H. S. Smith, Mrs Warren Waite
and Walter Waite, all of Putney; the fam
lily of ID. G.. Gorham of Westminster
West; and Miss Lottie Veazey of Proc
tor.
The presents were numerous and yalu-
able. Mr.. and Mrs. Gorham left on the
4 o'clock train for New York and Phila-
delphia and will be gone two or three
weeks; on their return they will live at &c
School street. The doctor is one of the
leading specialists on the eye and ear in
this section and both he and his estimable
wife have large circle of friends and
acquaintance who wish them all happiness
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1897-06-02
REVENGE.
His Nine-Year-Old Terror Used for tho
Purpose.

His Nine-Year-Old Terror Used for the
Purpose.
The man with the red necktie was
sitting by the water tank when the
drummer with the galvanized cheek
entered the car. The drummer glanced
down the car, and seeing no pretty
girls, took seat beside the man with
the red necktie.
Going far?" asked the drummer.
NO" said the man with the tie,
"only to Kilo | used to live there
when / was boy"
ooh! Going back to renew child
hoods happy memories. l suppose
suggested the drummer.
Exactly" said the tie man. 81
used to go to school there. There was
a man taught school in Kilo when I
| was a boy whom | have often wished
| to meet. Bjones was his name. 1t is
| still his name. But when l have fin
| ished with him it will be Mud. Just
| plain, everyday Mud!"
| The drummer said "So?" in an en-
| colraging tone, and the man contin-
ued
| YES" he said, "old Biones-'Smut-
| ty' Bjones we used to call him-always
had grudge against me. Sometimes
| he used to put rulers and harness
straps and pine slabs against me, too
with vigor. He used to wallop me ev-
cry day, and Friday he would wallop
me thrice, to last over Sunday, as he
said. How l hated that old 'Smutty
Bjones! | vowed vengence on him
then. 1t was always one of my cher
ished ambitions to come back some
day and give him back blow for blow
For years | exercised daily in gym
nasium to harden, my muscle. l took
boxing lessons, wrestling lessons and
in case | should still find him more thar
{ an equal, running lessons. But he mus
be quite an old man by this time"
The man with the red necktie gaze(
pensively from the window.
But l have changed he went on
"and l am not going to thrash ole
: Bjones."
r THAT is right" said the drummer
"Forgive and forget"
, Forgive and forget" exclaimed tn
2 other. No! Not that! p
There was a tremendous uproar il
the car, and a number of the passen
gers rushed wildly toward the waite
tank end, while two crashes of break
i ing glass rent the air, which was i'm
: mediately filed, rents and all, with
v soda water ordor.
!. Don't be frightened,' said the MAJ
with the red neckte, as he laid hi
hand reassuringly on the drummer
Il arm; that is only my nine-year- ol
son playing with the fire eXtinguisher:
AS l was saying, have not forgive
i nor forgotten" A look of stern hatre
{ filled his eyes as he raised: No,
u have worse punishment in store fo
old 'Smutty' Bjones. l am taking m
it boy down and am going to leave hill
d in Bjones's care for the Fall term {
:. | SCHOOL,"
With a look of fear the drummt
% stole away to the smoking car.
l. THE man is fiend!" he muttered.-
N. Y. Journal.
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1897-06-02
BUSINESS NOTICES.

TJust received 1000 pounds more OF
the Fig Bar only 10c. f. b. f. Gro. 20.
For SALE cHEAp-A single folding
bed. Enquire at post office Saxtons River.
HBlakley offers this week one Columbia
tandem ''comb" cheap.
IT For RENT-An upstairs tenement.
JOHN +. ROCHE.
TThe Blue Store have all worsted suits
for So.
T Big discount on bicycle suits this week
at j. G. Day & Cos.
IBlakley has genuine Egyptian yarn
underwear only so cents.
| Especial one week sale of jackets and
ready made suits at j. G. Day & Co.'s.
1.-THE Blue Store are offering some
negligee shirts for 80 cents.
TWANTED-Two more pupils at the
Claremont Cottage Hospital Training
School, Young ladies from % to 30 wish
ing to enter the school can receive blanks
for application by addressing the secre-
tary, Mrs. F. A. Clark, Claremont, N. IL.
HThe Blue Store have only few Of
those 45 cent bicycle hose left.
TDance orders for societies and private
parties can be procured at the TIMES Jot
Department.
TBlakley is Offering two 800 wheels
the best made, for $45.
IT WANTED-Salesmen, inexperienced
preferred. Position permanent. Salary
paid every Saturday. Nelson Bogue
Batavia Nurseries, Batavia, N. Y.
TBlakley is offering some extra bargains
in bicycles.
II Premium offered for "Science ant
Health" or any book by Mary Baker
Glover Eddy earlier than 1888. DR.
Reyes, Christian Scientist, 25O Hunting
ton Ave-, Boston.
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1897-06-02
MEMORIAL DAY.
Appropriate Exercises by Stoughton Post
and W. R. C-Program at the Opera House

Appropriate Exercises by Stoughton Post
and w. R. program at the Opera House
much Enjoyed.
Memorial day was observed last Satur-
day with the usual touching and appro-
pirate exercises.
The parade formed in the square shortly
after 2 P. M it was arranged in the
following order Bellows Falls band, Can
ton Skitchawaug about IS members, r.. H
Stoughton post G. A. R. some so mem
bers, carriages containing the president
of the day, the orator, the chaplin, and
disabled veterans, the local branch of the
A. 0. H. nearly 100 men. The line Of
march was up Westminster street to the
Catholic and Oak Hill cemeteries, and re-
turn by way OF Centre and Henry streets.
Col. G.. A. Moore acted as marshal
with j. G. Day, G. H. Williams and Col
E. G. Osgood as aids.
The opera house was we'll filled by the
time the parade had disbanded and the veter-
anshad taken their seats. Music was given
by the Congregational church choir as
sisted by juvenile orchestra. Prof
A. B. Crawford was president Of the day,
and served in that capacity very acceptably.
Prayer was offered by Rev. j. Ellsworth
Fullerton. A defamation was rendered
very acceptably by John Hughes.
A very pretty feature of the program
was handkerchief drill given by "a Of
the school girls in building No. 4. The
girls were dressed in red white and blue
gowns and carried handkerchiefs to match.
The drill was finely executed and reflected
much credit on both the girls and their
teachers. Grace Sergeant was captain Of
the drill and Elizabeth Hewitt played the
piano accompaniment The following
girls had part in the drill: Helen Ryder
Edith Damon, Ellen McAuliffe, Ethel
Dowlin, Gertrude Savage, Charlotte
Ryder, Gertrude Butterfeld, Lula Whit.
CONT, sJessie Mcdonald, Marjorie Deane,
Geneyieve McAuliffe, Gladys Kimball
Gisdts Blake, Eva Young, Nellie Cray
Lizzie Dsggett, Mary Murphy, Maud
Peterson, Laura Holmes, Irene Gosselin
Katherine Higgins, Flora Lowell, Mary
Cray, Lena Sawyer.
The address was given by Rev. J. A.
Leach of Saxtons River, his theme being
confidence, factor in national prosperity
MIR. Leach who, when in his usual health
is an able and forcible speaker, delivered
his address Saturday under circumstance.
which would have prevented man of les,
courage and determination from speaking
at all. Only short time ago he had &
dangerous illness, and is still a long WAYS
| from being the man he formerly was.
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1897-06-02
Particularly Honest.

An Oakland bootblack, an homes
man who would not deceive his pa
irons, when he first went into business
six years ago, put up sign which
read: Joe Garibaldi, bootblack. Ha;
two small children" Each succeeding
year found him deserving of more sym
pathy, for he kept amending the sigI
until it read, eight small children. A
few days ago Joe's stand was locked
for whole day, and when he returned
the next morning he confded to the
butchers boy that his baby had. uied
His first work was to amend the sign
so that it might not mislead the pub
lie, and it then read: Joe Garibaldi
bootblack. Has seven small children. >
Then, to avoid being placed in a false
position before the public, he added
with his finger and shoe backing:
"One he die. "-Argonaut.
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1897-06-02
Summer Course In French.

Several young ladies from here are
already familiar with the four weeks sum
mer course of French and romance Ian
guages as taught by Rev. and Mrs. Roux
at Saxtons River, The tenth session will
begin July IA, and they will be assisted by
their daughter, Miss Helene A. Roux,
teacher of French at Walnut high school,
Natick, Mass and by their son, instructor
at Brown University, who also has charge
of the Romance languages. There is a
beginners, and intermediate and an ad-
vanced class, and as French is the
only language spoken in the family, in the
classes and at the tables, pupils are sure tc
make good progress in reading, writing
and speaking it. This is only one specia
feature of the. work being done by them
however, as there are 35 weeks In the reg
ular school year in which French is taught
and the Maison is intended to prepare
young ladies for entrance to college, fol
teaching, or simply to review and brush ny
the language, For thorough work the in
stitution enjoys most enviable reputation
One young lady from Nashua who returned
this spring term to complete the regula
course has been appointed teacher il
French at Nashua, in the high school from
which she graduated and where she ha'
-. T. Al.
success that the board gave her the promi
nence over several college graduates yer
strongly commended. The board ais
voted to recognize the institution "as
training school for teachers of French i
the Nashua schools" Information in regar
to particulars can be had by addressin
Rev. l.. G. Roux, M. A, Saxtons River
Vt.
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1897-06-02
Sorry Now.

Two Irishmen were working together
one day, when one remarked to the
other, who appeared very glum: CAR
rah, Mike, what is the matter with you
this morning." well, Pat" replied
the other, 81 was dreaming that l dined
with H. R. H., the Prince of Wales, last
night, and after dinner was over he
asked me if I would have taste of
Irish. Yes, your Royal Highness,' said
I. Hot or cold, Mike?' said he. Hot,
your Royal Highness,' said l. While
he was away for the hot water l woke
up, and l am sorry now did not drink
it cold. ''-Scottish Nights.
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1897-06-02

However he handled his subject in a
thorough aud interesting manner. We
had hoped to give an abstract of the ad-
dress but at Mr.. Leach's request do not dc
so.
As whole the exercises of the day
were entirely creditable to the organiza
tons having them in charge, and were
fifty commemorative of the patriotism o
the soldier dead.
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1897-06-02
Niapara Ouflnne

A Scotchman was taken by an Amer
lean friend to visit Niagara Falls. AL
ready his feelings as a patriot had been
a little frosted by the persistent blow
ing of his conductor on the greatness
of thing American. Did you even be-
hold anything SO wonderful as that ?"
asked the guide. "Ay, man, at Pee
bles, l saw peacock wi a wooden
leg" was the unexpected reply
Household Words
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1897-06-02
Horses ! Horses +!

! shall arrive at Cold River Saturday
morning, June 5, from Madrid, N: Y. /;
what | wish to say to the public is that |
have five pairs of extra nice, close mated,
family broke, high grade horses and some
extra nice, family broke, extra style single
ones. The horses mentioned are suitable
for Just what talk about. | shall remain
until Saturday night at Cold River, one
mile from Bellows Falls. Would be pleased
to show them to any intending purchaser.
B. HURLBUT.
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1897-06-02

Ended Right There: The new police
man on the block stepped up to the
baby carriage and looked with great
admiration at the cherub inside so
pretty and so quiet!" he said. What
{. good little thing it isl" Yes, sir"
replied the dignified domestic in charge
O. the baby. And I'm going to push
it along. Please stand aside. "-Chi-
cago Tribune.
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1897-06-02
Bellows Falls Locals.

Hortense Gotta is i'll with the measles.
Frost last night isn't that "rare" June
occurrence?
Edward Young's family on the Old Ter
race have the measles.
Mrs. E. E. Ferguson is in Lebanon, N.
H., caring for sick cousin.
Roy Clarke began work Monday as an
apprentice in the TINES job office.
G. N. Shaw moves to-day into Philip De
St. Croix's new house on the Old Terrace.
H. H. Bailey's house on the Old Ter
race has been given new coat of paint.
Rev. FIR. Reynolds has been attending a
40 hours devotion service in Brattleboro
this week but returned this morning.
Thomas Cornell of Holyoke and Miss
Annie Condor of this place will be mar
ried in St. Charles church this morning.
Will Staples of Chester and Miss Nina
Dudley Of South Londonderry, daughter
OF H. A. Dudley, will be married in South
Londonderry to-day.
Charles Capron and Eugene Bidwell
started for Boston on their wheels Sunday
morning, and went as far as Waltham that
day.
Holy communion will be celebrated in
St. Peters church, Drewsville, next Sun
day morning at 8 80 o'clock; no service in
the afternoon.
Charles Donelley living on Kerry
Avenue had leg broken Monday fore
noon; he was working at what is known
as the Williams sand bank on Pine street
when the bank caved, partially burying
him. -saf
The Ladies of the Womans' Auxiliary
will give an informal reception to-. Mr..
Freer, the retiring secretary, at the Y. M.
c. A. rooms Friday evening from Sfo $50
o'clock. No refreshments. Musical and
literary program. Ali come and spend a
social hour.
At the meeting of the ladies' society held
at the parlors Of the First Universalist
church May "a, the following resolution
was unanimously adopted: Resolved, That
a vote of thanks to all who took part in the
rendition of Zephra be hereby extended
especially to those from other societies who
contributed so much towards its success.
Signed, Mrs. Nora Church, pres.
Mrs. Alice W. Pratt, sec.
Yesterday d. w. Linton assumed the
management of the Boston & Maine divi-
sion office; as he retains his present posi-
ton in the freight office, this practically
places him at the head of the Boston &
Maine interests at this point. Ira A.
French, who has heretofore been at the
head of the division office, will for the
present act as head clerk Mr.. Linton's
friends unite in congratulations; they have
known for some time that he is capable
railroad man and it seems that the road is
of the same opinion.
Among recent purchasers of wheels are
j. H. Wright, Crawford; Joe Tinker,
Chief Daniel Brosnahan, Crawford Miss
Hattie Burbank, Crawford; William Brill.
Park Flyer; Fred Lswton, B. & ID. Spe-
cial Rollin Rice, Bell; o. r Butte field,
Fitchburg; j. E. Edison, Silver King
Henry Marcy and Will McMahon, War
wick tandem; Miss Sylvia Powers, Wynne-
wood S. l.. Bennett, Warwick; w. w.
Cummings, Warwick; d. l.. Kilburn,
Warwick; Ed Ferguson, Wynnewood
Lawrence Cannon, Warwick Leon ODett,
Warwick; Charles Bosley, Silver King /;
Henry Grignon, Warwick racer.
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1897-06-02
A Good SIN oker.

"A Dutchman who had lived a mean
and niggardly life in South Africa,
died, and was buried. A large con-
course of his countrymen attended the
funeral. And first one and then an
other tried his hand at eulogy, but
broke down, for no one recollected a
single good point about him; till at
last an old fellow spoke as follows:
well, peoples may say vat dey will
about Hans, but he wash a good
schomoker. "-Household Words.
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1897-06-02
Little for the Age.

+ Nov, George" said Mr.. Minor. Pour
ing out finger of whiskey and hand
ing it to the aged darkey, this is the
finest stuff in the world. You have
never tasted anything like it. 1t il
eighteen years old. What do you think
of it?" After George had rolled 1t over
his tongue and sucked it between his
few remaining teeth, then swallowed II
slowly and refiectively, lifting his eyes
to heaven, he replied: Mars John
hit pow-ful little fur e age."-NeW
York Press.
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1897-06-02

She was a thoughtless girl ordinarily
but now the circumstances were such
as to compel her to stop and reflect.
There was the circumstances of a
full-length mirror handy.
Moreover, there was the circumstan-
ces of the carking suspicion that her
hat was not on straight.
So she paused and reflected awhile
Detroit Journal,
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1897-06-02
TonsOrial Debtor.

Proprietor Tonsorial Parlors-See
here, when that Mr.. Forox comes here
again to get shaved, before you COM
mence on him just mention to him that
we have gone over to the cash system.
Subordinate Artist-Gracious! l did
the last time he was here and his face
got so long that didn't get through by
closing time.-Truth.
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1897-06-02
A Machine to DO the Lying

One of the latest and most improved
up to date arrangements for fishing, is
said to be an apparatus to stretch a
trout that is under the required legal
length SO that it will mark an inch or
two over, on the rule. With care, a
trout can be stretched nearly half it's
original length. So Kingston fisher
man SAYS
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1897-06-02
MoRET0N 4. DU RkEE

ana Mrs. Stowe told Whittier after
ward that while the company at the
cluo was no doubt distinguished the
conversation was by no means what
they had been led to expect.
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1897-06-02
THE TIMES.
WEDNESDAY, JUNE 2, 1897.
New Advertisements This Week.

just Locke. E. Shepardson.
Summer Underwear-J. j. Fenton y Co.
Shirts-O. ID. Gray 4 Co.
Ladies-Moreton A. Durkee.
Welcome-F. B. F. Grocery Co.
For One Week.. G. Day & Co.
Cool Feet-Keefe's Cash Store.
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1897-06-02
Which WaY.

Mrs. Jobbs-What ON earth is that?
Mr. Jobbs-That, my dear, is borome.
ter-a present from our son at college.
Oh, I've heard of them. Isn't the dear
boy thoughtful? Which way do we
screw it when we want the weather TO
be fine?-NeW York Weekly.