Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1897-10-08
ONE THING AND ANOTHER.

ONE THING AND ANOTHER.
The trouble with great many men is
that they can't depend on what they
say.
The man who gets as large salary as
he thinks he deserves, is usually over
paid.
The chief end Of man is his foot
especially when he has to foot his wife's
bills.
Instead Of going to hell when be dies,
q man ought to be born again, and be
woman.
Ifit is true that the clothes make the
man, some men ought to change their
clothes.
Ii you give bald-headed man a fair
show, he will always be found well up
in front.
In the midst of life man is in debt
and his creditors don't allow him to
forget it.
If man is big and fat and able to
keep his mouth shut, he can bluff nearly
anybody.
Man is incorrigible. He swears he will
give up bad habits-and then keeps ON
swearing.
A man may be as honest as the day is
long, and still do lot Of mischief during
the night.
The man who has tendency to make
an ass Of himself, never lacks for skill
or material.
The man who is always on the 90,
generally dosn't know how to stop when
he gets there.
The man who claims to have no mem
ory. may be cured by lending small sums
to his friends.
Shallow men are generally despised,
but they don't require as much watch
ing as deep ones.
When man finds his cothes are too
loose, he should either change tailors or
clearinghouse.
The successful man always sticks TO
one thing until he gets there. So does
the postage stamp.
Nature has wisely arranged matters
90 that man can neither pat bis own
back Or kick himself.
The man who is little selfish, dis
plays more horse sense than the one
who is too generous.
Man born of woman is OF few days-
but the naughty self-made man thinks
he ought to live forever.
A man 10 always wanting something
he can't get, and is always getting some
thing he does not want.
No man can be absolutely perfect, not
even perfect ehump-but some Of them
are near it, very near it.
1t is not until man reaches thirty
that he begins to wrap the small bills
on the outside Of the roll.
It is an easy matter to get your fellow
men to speak well Of you; all you have
to do is lay down and die.
A man may be both q success and a
failure he may be success as failure,
and q failure as success.
Clothes may not make the man; but
1t is useless TO create q disturbance BY
going around without them.
When a man reaches that point where
he is satisfied with himself, the devil
puts another gridiron on the fire.
The world may owe every man liv-
ing, but the majority of them are too
lazy to hustle around and collect it.
II some men would remember the
answers to half the questions they ask,
they would have liberal education.
Nine men out or every ten never think
of winding the clock until after they
have put out the light and got into bed.
If Darwin founded his theory of eyolu-
tion on the monkey-shines man is con-
tinually cutting, he didn't miss it very
far.
Many man who claims to be looking
for work wouldn't recognize job If It
stepped up and tapped him on the shoul-
der.
1t 10 rather discouraging to man TO
be forced to wait until he is dead in
order to discover what good fellow he
was.
No matter how poor man is, there
may have been time when he rode in
bis own carriage while his mother
pushed it along.