Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-04-26
HINTS FOR MEMBERS.
PRESIDENT TOOTS TALKS TO THE
THOMPSON STREET CYCLISTS.

A New Theory About George Washington.
Time the Only Cure For the Bicycle Face.
so Itender 1t Comparatively Harmless.
At the last regular meeting of the
| Thompson Street Bicycle club President
loots announced the following additional
| hints and suggestions for the benefit of
| MEMBERS:
''If George Washington had been a blk
| list. he would have lied about how easy he
could go up the steepest hill.
"Yuu may miss a dozen cable cars by
six or eight inches, but you are bound to
| be picked up sooner or later. If flung over
| the dashboard into the car, you will be
| expected to pay fare.
"a century run may mean 100 miles
| on only 3 or 4. It's better to make and
| lie the 90.
"Giye your boy a brad awl and let him
| puncture your tires at home, where you
| have the time and convenience for prac~
tice, This will be sport for him and a
| picnic for you.
No bicycle is eccentric. 1t is the rider
| who spins gayly along the street one day
| and goes bounding over the curbstones and
horse blocks tbe newt
ono nunil should o;ve nm befora talino
Mt least 10 lessons IF Won can't make .
| On of II after that M ono will, blame Won
| for feeling that the world is against Won
and tbirstins for reyenee
ssThere ara ,ybee]men who nm over
| cows lying down on a country road, but as
M nri2es are offered and ns a cow il like
| " to get mn when vou arc going over her
It's inst as well to dodge her when Won
ran y
The committee to whom was submitted
tbe question "Is there n cure for the hi.
cycle facep,, announced it's readiness ia re-
| mort and the chairman read as follows.
"Dis committee has given fo' weeks to
| investigation de matter. an has consulted
| wild de hest DOCTORS at han. an IL has ar
| rove at de conclusion dat dc 11inr,n no cure
| fur de ailment except de lapse of time De
| bicycle face am a LIGHT stroke of paralysis
| If selzes de rider when he makes his first
| trim OH de road an meets wild do fist beer
! wagon or movin van. Dnroad may he 200
| feet wide an de driver of dat vehicle de
| most keerful man in de world. but do new
| bikcst am skeart lest de same He emag
| ines he am gwine tn he RIM ober and
| souashed ia squash. an in his terror de
| wheel w,hblcs Fl do right m Ia do lnft, an
falls.flat down. an when va, helm him nm
Va, don't know him fur de same nusson
| HIS rot dc ,icvcle face nm him He eyos
hans ont bis monf is balf omen his com.
nlov;o, an, do color of cho1I a., bo either
s r ,v;d liSn or st,,tter Nnf1in w,
ll;,, sa,, ~ H., ,,,tsi,, W., ,,i,, 10 Iii
80. $3.50
,,oo, h;,,, ~ ~ = 1,,natio asr1,,,, ~ rro
Won't suicide an onconra On him IA cont,nue
r;din 1.-TWO will c,,ro do ail,nent n will
hon;,' to fado obo,,t do tin,o bo orosses al
Streot lxy.r tracks ahead of siy cah1o lvors
| ON So,,,o I1a,, ,vbor bo had dodc,od !, 1'ovas
stoon ~, o urt ,,,r,n,rav boss his nsna1
lool. ,,ill ,o+,,r, to hin, IN ha will he all
rioht forebar mo,
7tT,, 5ia ao,,noo,-sh,,,, ,,o ,,.is,, r. fro,r
| ont = hint r. 40 LARGO class Of r;ders Of
boof soves who r;do ALONE Void de monf
nnan to s;eh ,,,ssons VIII cba1v ann, I'd
Az, r;do da,, vii soo,, fnd dat de ,,,oTf
lin ho tent sbut for Of ,st half do time
na ,,os,,t iii bo do sa,no If ,o,, cba,y ~,
roo. h,,t W., anr,t cot o,,its co n,uch finn
~ ~ - ~ }, = -
Tba oo,,,,,;t+oe +o whom wac submitted
| tho ,,,estion ..Can the hicvcla dream he
ovoaal1si, ,yere tben called mon for a rn-
nort and r. ,y,s forthcomino ne fo1Ioys.
! ttI,;s oo,,n,it+oa lac tall,e5 wild obar 1oo
rbae,,ner-.o,e an vonnp male an femnle
~, h., found dot ali nassed frot, do so,,,o
axnerience~ ia b;cvcla drenm Comes orter
DO f,,st lesson VI, 90 bome nushin IN
| do sidewalk wild yonr right foot an your
lnft foot All da hnildin5s seem to wnbhla
| no va, nass ,em Yo' feel like rinpin de-
| hell an n1ttin on do brake wheneber Va,
meet n Iamnnost VI, On m he'd wild sch
entoen kinds of backache an fo,teen sorts
| of lameness. an yo' no sooner dram off to
sleen dan va, hear voice callin ont push
| IN de rioht nedal nnsb nm de left look ont
fnr DAT most what Va, doin agin daft wall
don't he afraid sot nm STRAIGHT. cit ND
vour nerver Den comes do bicycle dream,
| 4 can,t heln hrt comp Va, dream of RIM.
min oher nrecinices nm trees an cliffs Cher
man woman nm chil,en w Gee Gallons
~ Mood o., dozens n, cornsas Va, dream
dot w, iumn on to vonr hike IN flee away.
/, hnt de hike kicks m behind an frows vo'
off an n Thousand men cry fir venpeance
| an HANG VI, to do ,earast lamnnost When
W., are S,y;ne IA bo HING vo, vol, ont in
yonr s1een an shear al de nolicemen off do
blocl Wban w, nm hangi, w, kicl- de
foothoor, ,tf do bod froyv III do bedclotbas
outer do w;nder nm If somebody don't
bnld VI, vo,ll smash m de furniture an
tear dawn do horse OATS de- usual hicv.
cla dream nm ND doctor nm gwine 70 heat
| II n eyits wilder wild every lesson w, take
nm to ahout sehen nm de fnst dov va, 90
AZ p ~, 40 rcad ID fo,lowad hv sich q dream
~ No +t,as,,aIas ,recin;ces r,,na1yav HOSES
baa J,,i,,ns ,,izamad yatsrmi,lvnns m
,~a,, ! asras ',at sn,na drsa,nars ~, found
d ila" IN 5'ad an do coronor calls IL heart
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