New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-10-06
TIE TALK OF TIE DAY.

a.
Tho noor neople OF Chicago will not get that
90 90 which Mrs Hetty Green promised IN Casa
sbe won a certain lawsuit in that city, Tor shs mas
lost It.
Blasted Hopes.-od Gentleman-"hy arc you
cryIng ny n.y. Itsobb,ngI-I dreamt last night dat de
Old Gentleman sympatheticaliy)-oh' Out o0'
s@ail 'IBaoyNehcr do II kin see De top OF II
right over de hill dere!-PucH'
u,,,e noom In Canadian French English mas
bee, published in Montreal, describing sir VIII ~
IaurIers Jubilee experiences In England O"o
French Canadian tells another al ~. ~ 49,,
kn,ghting of I.aurier and the great nguro ne cut
r,drr. ION state and IN chapeau de coque, inc
greatest man In England "excep' de QUEEN u
enthusiastically described. The Queen, in sendins
ont invitations for max some jubilee. ihsis'eu
par,cularly on the attendance OF Mr. Laurie''
III Wifrid Laurier VIII noe come
NOT be clad no morel
vbereat VIlfrid-"not bad fellow. him-repIes'
INA Refine. you must not iTet
Bout little ting like dat.
ITO Londres on do day in June.
You tole me, I will come.
And show you wat IS like dc Frehch-
Canadian gentllhomme.
you didn't stay long out IN the cqun'ry a had 70
NO: our dog enjoyed 1t SO mucn 'ha' VIZ '"' -
"e dog enjoyed III What did he dor dox WA
KILLED twenty-seven chickens the hrs' '"' wv
were there."-(Chcago Record
.uvu.,u, J. c. Hare. in THE Story of My Life"
ell, q e,orv Of an oxford undergraduate whose
morbid conscience made him nm oddity. one gay a
man said 10 him. How do you do. R.F ana nc an
swered: quite well. thank you Inc mex. uay
thu man was astonished at receiving iro'" ~ '"o
following note: Dear Sir: am sorry 70 yen YOU
that have been acting deceptive part "he" ,
re,rv n headache; this has been upon my con-
,an,,o .vor sInce' Tho note amused tho man,
ubose nam. was Burton. and he showed II 20
friend who knowing RS weakness. saio " NH
"Oh r. how could you act so wrongly as ~ can
vr Rurton dear SIR thereby giving him the I'M
presson that you liked him, when you hho"
ina, YOU dislike him extremely" 4. was
,I I,.traeed and few days later Mt Burton
received tho following: Burton am sorry 10
trouble YOU again. but have been SHOWN 'ha'
under the mask OF friendship. I have oeen ior 'ne
second time decciying you; by calling you GEAR s'1
l may have led you 20 suppose hked you' which
never aid. and never can do. am. Burton, yours
etc.
A Financial Puzzle-'Dont disturb mo any more
,bar Won can helpI" exclaimed tho man who had
been nguring: ..,,s.,,r ,rcure5
"Becauss have problem on my . mind. IN, 1Se
summer hotelkeepers say they haven't mace mace
AND AND shG the rst say they haven't
money and I am trying TO ma our what mus pc
come OF that 800 | put into board and Dathlng
suits last ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS star
Facts" Il the name Of an illustrated weekly
Journal published at Colorado Springs. devoted to
mining news society politics and literature, which.
In point OF typography and ability. VIII compare
favorabiy with imilar publications In the East.
HER TROUBLE.
met pretty maiden
Whose eyes were wet ana red;
sought to lend her sympathy,
And tenderly said:
Pray tell me OF your trouble.
That | may help you bear II;
Some heavy sorrow weighs you down.
And. Oh. fain would share II.
some friend perchance. has left you
Some we-loved ono Is dead:
You look back through the mist OF tears
At happy moments fed
Or has some ono deceived you
Some heartlcss man and cruel7
Oh. let know his name, that
May meet him In n ducl!"
She took her little kerchief
And wiped her tears away.
And then. / stood waiting. che
At length contrved TO say:
eve lost do fred dor have
Ret eddy gay deceiver:
The trouble with be Is that
Have got the blabcd hay fever"
-(Cleveland Leader
An international congress 10 discuss plans for the
preservation OF nsectivorous birds will meet IN
France In few days