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Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1897-07-16
OSkALOOSA l}RIEFLETS.

Mrs. Il. Given, Of Kirkvillc, Iowa, are
in the city visiting Iricuds and old acquain.
tances. She is the guest Of Mrs. John
BaVucto.
Isaac Kyles come in from Evans Satur
day morning to spend the Fourth among
Osksloosa people.
Kew. Bruce delivered the ora;ioa on tie
Monday the 9Th, OF Evans.
Mrs. Wallace, of Washington, has been
spending week with his brother, &. w.
Black.
Miss Maryetta Brown and Mrs. Red, Of
Washington, are in the city for few days
visiting relatives and friends Mrs. Il. is
stopping at the home Of Mrs. A &. CLARK.
Rev. Boyd, of Burlington, was in the
city Wednesday to meet Rev. Bruce to
arrange for an excursion for tho Burling-
ton aud Oskaloosa people, in tho future.
Mrs. w. Battles Of Coltax, who has
been visiting her sister, departed for home
Tuesday morning, accompanied by Mr..
Joseph's son, Vivian.
Mr.. Ike Hall pasacd through here from
Des Moines, Tuesday morning for his
home in Washington. Iowa. He stopped
off for brief visit at the Miss Tate home.
Tie A. NJ. +. Sunday school picnic will
be on the 18th inst.
Mr.. +. Moor, of Washington is 4 guest
at the home of his sister, Mrs. A, &. Clark.
Mr.. Clay, Mrs. Mary Blown Mr. Perry
and wife, and Rev. Bruce and wife, attend
ed the celebration at Evans, Monday.
Mrs. Nj. W. Hasany went to Coltax this
morning for three weeks visit with Mrs.
Early.
Presiding elder Clark of st. ice, Mo-,
arrived Friday to assist Rev. Burton with
quarterly meeting
Miss Bernicc Cambridge is visiting Eer
aunt, Mrs. Kittie Fields, in Ottumwa.
Charles Harris of Colfax, is in the city
visiting his grand mother, Mrs. Dairy.
Mrs. Dr.. Il. S. Brown departed for
West Virginia for an extended visit at her
old home.
Miss Eva Craig spent Sunday here with
many friends.
Messrs DR.. r. s. Brown and Robert
Johnson arc attending Grand Lodge at
Aarsha|ltown.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1897-07-16

day evening
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-06-09
CONSOLIDATION.

Shall There be Combi alton of the
Anglican Episcopalian oongre-
gatioDsP
What pity it is that the science
OF nature has not endowed us with
dual entities, or that Providence has
not permitted the Right Rev. the
Lord Bishop OF Honolulu, Bishop
of he Anglican Church, to be with
his corporeal substance on the high
seas, or elsewhere, and with his
spiritual faculties and powers OF
hearing and reflection in Honolulu.
Had these conditions been changed
the Bishop would have been wiser
and sadder man had he listened, un-
seen, to the remarks passed by some
of the speakers at last evenings
meeting OF the Second Congrega-
tion OF st. Andrews Cathedral.
The question at issue aud one
thoroughly debated and ventilated
from outside aud inside details was
the memorandum OF agreement pro-
pounded by Rev Canon osborne
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-06-09

sugar at Chino, California. Among
the most wealthy and prominent
stockholders are Fowler, Watson aud
other British capt. alists, and Claus
Spreckals representing the American
interests. Colonel George w. Mac
farane has gone to England in the
interest OF the new syndicate which
pruposes to erect uills capable Of
turning out 400 tons OF sugar day.
After a while Hawaiian sugar will
not be- needed in the United States
and our friends, the Americans, will
use American sugar.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-06-09

presumably on behalf or with the
tacit sanction OF the Bishop for the
union OF the two English speaking
Congregations Of St. Andrews Ca
thedral.
One Of the speakers, church.
warden Of the Second Congregation,
with the blandest of manner and a
most soothing mellilluousness Of
voice, while advocating union with
honor and a firm maintenance OF
the Congregations rights and privi-
leges, broadly but automatically
intimated that the Bishop of Homo
lulu, while being missionary
Bishop, had so far permitted other
episcopal duties and matters to en-
gross his attention that his mission
ary flock on the other islands, en-
trusted to his pastoral care, had
mysteriously disappeared into the
folds of other shepherds. The ex
preston OF opinion was not disguis-
ed that harmony OF the churches,-
the mere idea of an actual schism
being emphatically denied by all
would be more heartily consummat-
ed il the Archbishop OF Canterbury
should be so influenced by the
Eternal Head OF the Church to pro.
mote the Bishop OF Honolulu to a
more important field OF labor where
his talents could be used to great ar
advantage to the church and bis
pastorate.
There was quite a mixture Of
phrases used, a perfect religious
salad, in fact, Of courtesy and con-
demnation, OF praise and blame, and
of approval and disapproval, but the
Bishops fidelity to his medieval in
stincts and conscience was the mus
tard that made it too pungeut for
their tastes.
Eventually the subject under dis
cusslon having been turned inside
out and upside. down, it was decided
that If the Bishop would resign the
deapery and allow, during his in
cumbency, the Congregations to ap-
point the dean (Mr. Mackintosh2),
and if the Bishop agreed to their
special terms, aud il the First Con-
gregation approved, the Congrega.
tions would combine. The decision,
practically, may still be said to be-
in embryo for the arrangement Of
details, but it is feared by good
churchmen that the hope OF an
early and healthy birth is rather
disappointing.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-06-09
Timely Topics.
Honolulu, June B, 1927.

Honolulu. June 5, 1927.
CREAM CONES FROM cows
and so does milk. Probably
you know that, but do you
know that the De Laval Cream
Separator is just the very
thing you want, for it will
will save you in actual cash
results, alone, at least $50 a
cow a year, and make yonr
dairy work profitable and
satisfactory instead of the
reverse. 1t saves in skim
ming and in churning, it save
in time and in labor, "nd IN
ICE AND WATER, and
that is important in view of
the scarcity of that element,
aud a threatened drought. 1t
ensures a pure product and
a" increased butter value, and
while giving a much superior
cream REMOVES 1UbER-
CULO>IS and di-ea.e germs
and gives warm. fresh, sweet
skin milk. Now the Alpha
machines ale the best sim
plest and most scientific in the
market, ant we can by special
arrangement sell them ut re-
duc"d prices. The "BABY"
HUMMING BIRD is an
easily operated hand machiue,
simple enough for a child
to run, and jnst suitable for
home use. There are other
sizes. Then If you want a
churn we can safely recon
mend our Cylindri ais, from
$2.5O upwards, or good
substantial b X one. If you
have a COW, and like to make
your own butter for break fast
call and inspect our stock.
The Hawaiian Hardware Co., u
007 Fopn SnyuUU
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-06-09

1t would seem to be rather suici-
dal policy to permit the Japanese
to fish the Nuuanu stream with the
small meshed nets they are using to
catch the small fry ranging in size
from half an inch to 2 and 3 inches.
We shall require those fishes bye
and bye.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-06-09

There is an open sewer CRATE on
Kukui Lane that emits an odor suf-
6ciently strong to poison the whole
neighborhood, and the Doctors are
threatening us with malarial fever.
Two departments of the Govern
ment have promised to attend to
the matter and yet it is still unat-
tended to.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-06-09

Because Hawaii has no treaty
with China, aud the Chinese here
have no diplomatic" standing there
cannot be any excuse for the brutal
ity and insults offered to "John"
who has no recourse to protection
from his Consul or can fnd any
redress in our courts Of law where
in most instances Tin the county dis
tricts) the magistrates ait on bags OF
sugar presented by a grateful planta-
ton manager and charged to profit
and loss or to charity"
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-06-09

Minister Cooper is at his office
digesting 3S typewriter pages OF
Japanese demands. We sympatbize
with the attorneys who have to re-
spond that is il there is no money
available for lee. We shake hands
with the taxpayers, who eventually
have to "dig," aud congratulate San
Diego on having gotten rid of
Cooper and shifted him to this
beach. Dig, boys, dig
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-06-09

Similar instances are daily coming
before US. Look out Messrs Rui-
fans that the day does not come
when the Chinese play tit for tat
and dead white lunas will be found
in the fields and white travellers be
lassoed and abused. Would it not
be a just retributioni
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-06-09

There are good reasons why the
beet.sugar growers of California
should oppose a renewal of the reci-
procity treaty with Hawaii. The
beet-sugar industry is not alone
supported by American capitalists,
but English capital is coming to the
front. A large syndicate has been
organized TO manufacture beet :
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-06-09

A Chinaman is an easy going
fellow and he is as a rule a good
laborer and sensible servant. His
patience and good nature may be
taxed too much, however, and beware
OF the day when the Chinese worm
turnp.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-06-09
WEDNESDAY, JUNE 8, 1897.
MUST BE 81 oPPED.

II the authorities don't lake a
tumble and peremptorily stop the
brutality exhibited by otherwise
sensible people towards Chinese re-
siding here, something will drop one
OF these days which will be heard
and felt all over the islands.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-06-09

We have survived the Lihue
murder, where a Chinaman was
killed by a white man Sin self de-
fense." We are awaiting develop
ments, in the Hakalau case, whore a
Chinese was kicked to death by a
white luna, not unknown to the
police Of Honolulu. We have watch
ed with some interest the small fines
imposed in Honolulu on quartette
of kanakas who amused themselves
by lassoing and abusing Chinaman
on the public road TO the Pail.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-06-09
TOPICS OF The DAY.

Claus Spreckles still says that
the "grass will grow in the streets OF
Honolulu" Oh, dear! let us get a
lawn mower!
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-06-09

Several Hawaiiaus have complain
ed to us in regard to the treatment
which they claim they received by
the management Of the luau, recent
ly given for the benefit Of the Mat
ernity Home. They claim that the
"clique" business was in vogue on
that occasion, and that, when pre-
senting their tickets for which each
had paid one dollar, they we're told
that they couldn't sit here or there
because certain seats had been re-
served. Some OF the complaining
Hawaiians who foolishly presumed
that their dollars were as good as
those paid by the aristocracy, left
the place without touching the food
served. We feel assured that the
Hawaiians who are "kicking" are
telling the truth. We hope that the
management Of the Maternity Home
in the future will always remember
that they represent an institution
subsidized by the taxpayers, and
distinctly erected and supported for
the benefit of the Hawaiians, by the
Hooulu and Hoola Lahui Society
1t will not be beneficial to the Home
il the impression gets abroad among
the Hawaiians that the "classes"
and not the "masses" are considered,
and that the worthy ladies acting as
managers are hookano towards their
poorer sisters.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-06-09

The searching OF the cabin and
the private effects Of the master OF
the w. H. Dimond by Customs Off
GERS this morning prior to the sail
ing OF the barkentine, was some
thing out of the ordinary. The yes.
sci had been in port during the past
week, and it certainly could not be
expected that the captain was carry
ing coutraband goods away from
here. Perhaps the officers thought
they could fud the escaped Marion
sailor in the captains private
drawers.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1897-06-09

At high tide the improvements
on the Nuuanu stream show up so
well that the surprise is to all that
the Government leaves them so long
in an unfinished state, Get move
on Rowell and drive the rowelIs Of
that blindly energetic spur of yours
with some persistency into that
mule OF yours Clean up one job
before you begin another, and then
we'll signs p9aus of praise to you.
Until then WEE shall call you an
overworked duffer.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1897-11-15
Greek Omcers.

It is perhaps in discipline more than
in anything else that the Greek soldier
il lacking. Even the Evzoni, however
good at guerrilla warfare in the noun
tains, would probably feel this defect
in regular campaign. 1t is no I'M
common thing to hear the word OF COM
mand disputed or discussed on the pa
rade ground or on the march; it prob
ably would be the same on the battle
field. The Greek is too democratic III
his tradition and character to admit the
notion of unreasoning obedience to any
superior, and, moreover, it is serious
difficulty that there is no recognized
class in Greece from whom enough Off
eers can be drawn. Some rise from
the ranks, and no Greek can ever re-
gard his companion as superior to him
self. There is practically no middle
class in Greece. In the country all are
equal except the village magnates, who
would not think of entering the army,
and if they did would not retain their
purely local prestige. In Athens there
are, indeed, plenty of rich and distln-
ouished families, and from some OF
hem the best officers of Greece have
come. But the number of them is nat
urally limited in SO small country.
Too many of the officers are merely
,ouneers in boulevards and cafes, who
probably despise their men, and for
whom the men have no respect.-Lon-
don Saturday Review.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1897-11-15

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Wise Girl.

81 shall certainly marry wealthy
man if | can get one she said, with de-
termination. Il prize the comforts and
pleasures that wealth can give above all
else"
THAT being the case" returned the
poor sutton bitterly, may | ask which
you would take if you had your choice
between plumber and an iceman?'
THAT would depend entirely upon
the season of the year." she replied after
o moment of deep thought.-Chicago
Post.
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Perhaps you would like to do the
shopping for the family yourself!" she
exclaimed.
Perhaps you would like to under
take the responsibility OF providing the
funds he retorted.
Then they both shuddered and re-
allied that there was no use of trying to
settle the question. 1t was the old, old
dispute Between capital and labor
Washington Star
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1897-11-15
THE DAILY CAMERA.
Awful Paws.

A gentleman who had married his
cook was giving dinner party, and be-
tween the courses the good lady sat
with her hands on the table
Suddenly the conversation ceased, and
a young man on the right of the host
ess said:
awful pause" .
Yes said the ci-devant cook, with
heightened color, "and yours would be
like mine if you had done half as much
work. Spare Moments.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1897-11-15
An Example.

Its the man who pc.&ists ash rise
in the world" remarked Mr.. Rafferty,,
sententiously.
"Thrue for yez," replied Mr.. Dolan.
AN fur proof Oh kin point till the
tombstone iv a fri'nd thot persisted in
thawin' dynamite be shtove. Wash
ingtOn Star.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1897-11-15
But He Wasn't.

zones and Brown are very bitter
against each other"
Eyes, and it's all due to a misunder-
standing, too"
'Indeed?"
Eyes; each thought the other was an
easy mark. "-Chicago Journal.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1897-11-15
Not an Expensive Luxury.

Mother Gin horror)-Ch, John. Don't
you see what baby is doing? He is
sucking all the paint off that monkey on
the stick!
Father deep in his paper)-Oh, that's
all right Itonly cost two cents. Don't
be misery, Mary PUCK
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1897-11-15
Looking backward.

"You must feel very happy in this
lovely cottage you call your own?"
How can I when l think of my fam
lily that owned an estate of thousands of
acres with castle and whole regi-
ment of servants"
"Why, when did they lose it?'
During the eleventh century,
Brooklyn Life.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1897-11-15
Realism,

A literary bohemian is at work on
great naturalistic novel. THE Mar
chioness,' he writes, became as white
asashirt." Glancinga the very moment
a: his own wrist bands, he IS seized by
scruple and adds: whittier even than a
shirt. "-Masque de Fer.
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1897-11-15
Two COekneys.

Mr.. Perkins (of Bow Bells, London)-
And what might be your nyme, sir?
Mr. Evans (of ditto)-Evans.
Mr.. Perkins-There amt nothink to
sly 'Eavens!' at, as 1 see. | on'y asst
yer nyme.
Mr.. Evans-Oh, Hevans is my nyme.
Mr. Perkins-Weu, Mr.. I,crCls, woy
din't yer sly so at fust ?-N. Y. World
Daily camera. [volume] (Boulder, Colo.) 1891-1928, 1897-11-15
Their National Game.

Tourist in South America-Ah, there
seems to be little excitement! So you
have baseball down here?
Native-No, this is revolution. But
we will have stronger teams in the one
scheduled for week from to-day.-N.
Y. Truth.
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Some Satisfaction.

Mrs. Rridfwell-T'm glad I wasn't
born in France. Just think of having
your hus~-"d selected for you by some
body else!
Mrs. Oldham-I know; but there's the
consolation of having somebody to
blame IL Oh to.-Judge
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GeNerOSitY.

you've got an aw full cold, Smithers.
Why don't you 90 to A doctor and get
him to give you something for it,
GIVE me something for it. Man, he
can have it for nothing and welcome.'-
Erie Dispatch.
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The Two-Eignty-Eight Story.

The Two-Eighty-E Eight Story.
Have You heard the 2SS story?"
NO What is it?"
Il don't care to tell you; it is too
gross
81 know you are aching to tell me; so
don't pretend to be squeamish."
Then here goes; 2SS is twice Ia
two gross. DO you see ?"-Independent