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Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1897-09-23
MATTHEWS WON TIE RICE.
Continued from First Page.
INTERSTATE LEAGUE.

Springfield, Ohio, September 81
Springfield played two games with
Wheeling to-day. First gate:
Springfield. 20201110O-7 4
Wheeling. 0O00000-3 6
Madden, vetters and Steyick; Bates
and Donahue.
Second game:
Springfield. 10000 90 6 2
Wheeling. -. .O210100*-4
Poole and Stevick; Campbell and
Donahue.
Dayton, O., September 22.-Score:
DAYTON 49,. o. 0 0 1 0 2 O-3 8
New Castle % OIL 8
MISUNDERSTANDING and Green
valid; Smith and Graffius.
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A CALL RECEIVED.

The following, taken from the Pub
lie Ledger, of Philadelphia, will be
read with interest by the many Wheel
ing friends of Rev. C. NJ. Afford for
mer pastor of the Third Presbyterian
Church of this city: The Chenille
Presbyterian Church, one of Cleve-
lands East End churches. has extend
ed a unanimous call to the Rev.
Charles NJ Afford, of the Westmin-
ster Chuch, Of this city. 1t is not
known whether he will accept"
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Before
Retiring

take Ayers Pills. and you will
sleep better and wake in better
condition for the days work.
Ayers Cathartic Pills have no
equal as a pleasant and effect
ual remedy for constipation,
biliousness, sick headache, and
all liver troubles. They are
sugar-coated, and so perfectly
prepared, that they cure with
out the annoyances experienced
in the use of so many of the
pills on the market. Ask your
druggist for Ayers Cathartic
Pills. When other pills won't
help you, Ayers is
The PILL THAT WILL.
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NEEDED HIS WIFE IN THE KION-
Dixie.

I'm goin' ter them Klondike gold
fields, Molly" he said, ''but 1 can't take
you with me, kase they don't low wo-
men out thar-they'd be too much in
the way"
Cant help it, john" was the reply.
Eff you go, I go-an' that settles it,''
Why, Molly
Don't talk ter me, Eff I wuzn't
thar you'd Gle O. homesickness in a
week. Jest think o. you goin' to bed
on snow bank with yer pockets full
% gold, an no woman ter git up in the
hight an go through 'em. You
ceuiSH't stand 1t. Jstan; - ia BIZ sas
mushs ker you!"-AtiaRts Constitution.
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NATIONAL LEAGUE.

Pittsburg, Pa, September 22.-The
Pirates and Reds split even to-day on
two games. In the first game Killen
was hit very hard, while Dwyer kept
his hits scattered. The feature was
Killen's long hit over right field fence.
PETIT was put in to pitch the second
game because Rhines, who was sched-
uled, failed to report at the grounds.
Peitz support was very poor. Dark
ness ended the game in the seventh
inning. Attendance, 1900. Score first
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The PILL THAT WILL,
tredge; umpire, O'Day; time, 2:05; at
tendance, 400.

tredge; umpire, O'Day; time, 2:05; at
tendance, 400.
Boston, September PIT was cold
bleak day to sit through a ball game
and when Lynch called the game at
the end of the seventh on account of
darkness, few were sorry. This was
the last home game of the season and
Boston won. The game was one of
the most uninteresting of the year. Sti-
vetts pitched four innings, then Sulli-
van went in. Shockard made bad
work at short. Smiths catching was
not of the best, while Payne did not
bother Boston at all. Score:
Boston 2 0 4 1 0 0-12 Is /
Brooklyn % 300 90 % 5
Earned runs, Boston 1; batteries,
Sullivan, Stivetts and Lake; Payne
and A. Smith; time, 1913; umpire,
Lynch; attendance, $500.
Philadelphia Pa, September o.
Philadelphia defeated Washington to-
day in the last game of the season
here. The Phillies could do very little
with Swaim's pitching and the Sena-
tors had the game well in hand in the
eighth inning, when base on balls
and Shugart's home run tied the score.
In the ninth Cooley's hit and LaJoie's
two Dagger gave the victory to the
Phillies. Score:
Washingt'n 2 100 0 o. 10 2
Philada L / 0 0 0 20 2 Is 8 5
Earned runs, Washington l, Phila-
delphia 2; batteries, Swain and Nc
CURE; Dunkle and Boyle; umpire,
Emslie; time, 2:15; attendance, 1,139.
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SOUTH SIDE LEAGUE

The captains Of the teams desiring
to enter the South Side tournament
will hold a meeting tonight at Fette's
Harvest Home alleys for the purpose
OF organization. Captains are request
ed to bring the names of all their
players, and to also ascertain if posi-
BILE, if there is any night during the
week upon which they will be unable
to bowl. This will materially assist
in the formation of the schedule.
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Earned runs, Pittsburg 1, Cincinnati
9; two-base hits, Holiday, Hoy, r.
win, Ritchey, Schriver; threebase hits,
Davis, Beckley, Corcoran; home run,
Killen; sacrifice hit, ,McPhee; stolen
bases, Donovan; double play, McPhee,
Corcoran and Beckley; first base on
balls, off Dryer 2; hit by pitched ball,
Brodie; struck out, by Killen 2; wild
pitch, Killen; left on bases, Pittsburg
8, Cincinnati 8; first base on errors
Pittsburg 1, Cincinnati /; time, 2
hours; umpire, Mcdonald.
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Earned runs, Pittsburg I, Cincinnati
2; two-base hits, Schriver; three-base
hit, Smith; sacrifice hits, Davis, Hoff-
meister; stolen bases, Davis, Corcoran,
Irwin, Ritchey; double play, Hoffmeis-
ter and Davis; first base on balls, off
Hastings 3. off Peitz 4; hit by pitched
ball. Padden, Brodie, Beckley; struck
out, by Hastings 2; left on bases,
Pittsburg 8, Cincinnati 7; first base on
errors, Pittsburg 1, Cincinnati /; time,
1:25; umpire, Mcdonald.
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CLERK RoBERTsON's OFFICE.

A deed was left for record dated
September II, from Robert H. Browse
and wife to Joseph ]. Foster, con-
veying a half lot on Chapline street
between Twenty-eighth and Twenty
ninth. Consideration $3.50.
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New York, September 22.-New
York made nearly enough runs in the
first and second innings off Amole,
Baltimore's young south paw, to win
the game, and as he was a trifie wild
and also easy, Robinson put Hoffer in.
Hoffer pitched beautiful game and
was very effective. Seymour was I'M
steady at times, but in tight places
managed to pull out in good form.
Score:
New York IL 200 02 Sc 8 8
Baltimore @ 0 o 0 l 2 0 0 IA 9 2
Batteries, Seymour and Warner;
Amole, Hoffer and Robinson; time,
1:55; umpires, Hurst and Carpenter;
attendance, 1890.
Cleveland, O., September 22.-The
Colts put up the most horrible fielding
game seen here this year. Friend was
the worst Of the lot while the Indians
slugged the ball hard all the time.
The features of the game were O'Con-
nor's hitting, a wonderful catch by
Pickering and Wallace's getting
around the bases by being twice hit in
the head with thrown ball during the
trip. Arson was put out OF the game
in the third inning by O'Day, for kick
ing. Score:
Cleveland 2 0 6 13 2 s / SIS Is 4
Chicago O. 0 l 0 5 0 0 OF 20
Earned runs, Cleveland Z: batteries.
Young and thinner; Friend and Kit
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1897-04-19

Lace is always. more or less, usefui
adjunct In millinery, but on summer
hats seems a part and parcel ana
thoroughly at home among the wilder
ness OF blossoms chosen for this
springs headgear.
Almost every hat Is softened and
made essentially womanly by its fluffy
adjuncts OF either creamy or black lace.
although the cream and white tints are
far more popular than the black. as in
keeping with the brilliant hue Of straw
and posie. Giddy, giddy are the now-
er hats; and what hat could not be so
dubbed, this spring?
Whole gardenfuls OF old-fashioned
hollyhocks are tumbed upon one hat,
I'm the widest confusion, long, droop-
ing bow of lace stuck In here or there.
more hollyhocks massed under the up
turned brim at the back, and you have
the fin de steele hat Of the moment.
Perishable? Yes, indeed-but not near
Is as much so as the hats trimmed with
tulle, and they are about the only other
choice. Ones only protection is TO buy
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braid with a crown or for-get-ihe-hots
and flats OF creamy lace.
Just now the brunette Is In high
feather, for who can wear the start
ling hats OF cerise and dashlns reus'
better than she?
For the red hat the toque Is the popu-
lar shape, it's size recommending IL Tot
the color: big hat OF scarlet would De
tremendously outre.
A smart red toque Is built or red
basket braid, showing a lace clocking
OF white. IL has brlm which rolls UP
from the face I'm becoming fashion. "A
heavy cache peigne OF velvet geranluIn
blossoms ranging In color from palest
pink to deepest cerise.
At one side OF the low, oval crown Is
arranged n tall bow of scarlet velvet
ribbon, with clusters OF geranlum pIos-
SONS and foliage at its base.
Hats all of red tulle are as immensely
fetching as they are foolish, for they
rarely stand more than a half dozen
wearings before their life Is all gone
and IL is a hopeless, fiattened mass.
Black toques are frightened with a
touch OF scarlet in the most effective
manner. A pretty one ! have In nina
is entirely black, save for tall POM
pom arrangement of scarlet geraniums
upheld I'm long green stems, and rope
OF twisted scarlet velvet about the
crown.
Even thus early in the spring we are
confronted with the fact that organize
has taken first place among washable
fabrics. and will form the material for
the large majority OF smart summer
gowns.
Although unouestionably perishable.
they are ravishingly lovely, and II
made up with economy several can be
afforded during the season, so that one
need not hesitate because OF their dell
eacy
White, green, yellow. blue and pink
grounds obtain, strewn with brilliant
hued blossoms over the surface. The
ground color is repeated In Innings and
| trimmings.
The most elaborate gowns OF this sort
are in preparation for summer use; and
are as lovely as dreams. Deep cream
and yellow valenciennes lace Is used
| profusely as well as insertions or the
same. set In the material, instead OF
being laid upon the outside.
Ali the ruffies are finished with tiny
rolled hems, and have the lace whipped
| on so that In spite OF their thinness
| they are really well made.
All organdie gowns have the skirts
made entirely separate from the lining.
and no matter how thin, they are
| gored and measure not less than hVe
| yards wide.
Round waists obtain, and are made
! with shoulder and side seams only; a
pretty one has three clusters OF three
| half-inch tucks I'm each. and in the low
| er tuck OF each cluster is a frill Of three
| inch lace.
The tops OF the full coat sleeves are
treated with similar clusters and lace,
and the entire effect is delicately airy.
Bolero fronts appear on many OF
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NeiSb>y|5sDhN
% MORED s
The Rage for Red.

The scarlet clad woman is the latest
and very maddest craze, paling every
thing else into insignificance
IL Is a wonderfully fetching fancy.
and one very tempting to all women,
both blonde and brunette, sometimes TO
their detriment, for scarlet Is not uni
versally becoming color. The girl with
roses i'm her cheeks had best eschew IL,
else she will look as though she had
been dabbling in the rouge-pot. ana
that without being beautified.
Scarlet is a boon 10 the pale maiden;
II lights her up wonderfully, adds
depth TO her eyes, color to her lips, and
a pretty flush to her face. Yes, alto
gether its the pale girls color, so that
at present, at least, she is quite the
fashion.
But however smart and correct for
general wear, on the wheel a rig or
such vivid color would be extremely
outre though many OF the most swag-
ger suits show dashes OF 1t, and with
good effect. A smart hiking rig In
lovely shade of golden brown serge has
a snug vest and oval revere on the
nobby, skirted Jacket of bright scarlet
serge With il is worn a skirt waist or
white linen lined with scarlet ana
bow-knot tie OF scarlet taffeta.
A collar and revers OF scarlet on a
suit of dark navy blue is fetching and
appropriate finish.
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these gowns, edged with a rufile OF
lace. and lengthwise stripes of lace;
there are small jacket fronts OF lace
Sturgis. and others, would noa agree
with wide collar back sold in the shops
to adorn these bodices.
Fine tucked material, which is called
lingerie tucking, is a prominent feat
ure for all cotton gowns. 1t may be
used cross or lengthwise, but the mate
rial must be used somewhere in every
correct gown.
The whole effect OF the organdie
Gown must be on fluffy or a bit OF
thistle-down, and look as if a good gust
of wind would watt IL away.
Plain taffetas and shiny satins are
used for Innings as well as cottons, imi-
tating the silk color very well. These
Innings are made on princesse slips, or
on corset covers and skirts; In every
case the foot of the skirt measures the
same as the outside skirt OF organdie,
and is slightly stiffened.
All the waists are boned and treated
much the same as a cloth bodice, save
that the thin stuff is arranged in light
folds and crushed into shape.
Enterprising shopkeepers show ready
made umbrella skirts and corset covers
of batiste or silk. lace-trimmed, in any
, desirable color, to wear under thin
gown, when Ii is made up unlined
An exceedingly fetching frock of pea
| green lowered organdie is made up
| over slip OF pea-green taffeta, and
| trimmed in the most charming manner
| with the crspest frills OF lemon-yellow
! organdie, sewn on through the centre.
ruch fashion, and edged on both sides
| with crisp cream lace.
The gown was provided with a sash
ribbon OF pea-green satin, and had long
| sleeves of ruched green null. entirely
! plain, and reaching TO the hands,
| though the neck was square cut With
exceeding care such a gown could be
made TO do n seasons service, but IL
would require frequent pressing, and
no exposure TO dampness. TO retain the
/ crisp freshness so much n part of the
| beauty OF an organdie gown.
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LACE MILLINERY.

good flowers In the start, those war
ranted fast colors, and fadeless Though
Of course they all fade before the sum-
mer is over. and run ones chances.
A bit of summer Is seen In the hat
shown here. The frame Is OF burnt
yellow straw, just the color of mellow
sunshine, with an up-turned brim at
the back massed full OF geranium BIOS
SONS and violets.
Low on the front brim is arranged
wide bow of cobwebby white lace with
Dunchss of scarlet geraniums peeping
our from either side, and long
stemmed bunch OF them raised as
pompom at The back.
Long bows O.: cherry red velvet stand
Back of the lace Keep the lace in
place.
Summer gowns Of duck and pique are
10 obtain very largely among fair ones
who know how TO look their best by
dint OF pretty and appropriate clothes.
Duck gowns are very heavy, and as
IL muses. so quickly is less liked than
pique. q much softer goods, while pos
sessing all the good qualities of duck.
Ladies' tailors have chosen this lat
TER cs . summer material for gowns.
and are turning them out in snug
skirts, with short Eton jacket, the en-
tire fronts often completely covered
with fine braiding In white, IL the
rique is colored and colored IL the
groundwork is white
Pique offers wide range OF plain
color as well as stripes, and small all
over patterns, though the perfectly
plain styles are much prettier and
more often chosen.
skirts and pique In pink green or
blue shades make lovely suits TO be
worn with dotted Swiss waists
trimmed with yellowish lace.
Skirts OF plque I'm pink, green or
lar again this summer, when worn
with shirt waists or fancy bodices OF
bright colored muslin over silk slips;
also, will those of dark blue, worn
In the same manner.
A charmingly dainty gown OF white
p!que, tailor made, as far as that term
can be applied 20 a cotton gown Is
shown, having a perfectly plain but
beautifully hung skirt, and a short
coat, i'm Fton effect quite tight hitting
and furnished with wide Tevers and
huge pearl buttons. Beneath this is
room for smart shirt waist Of scarlet
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1897-04-19
Smart Capes.

There Is something very chic and
smart about many of the new capes
that are now seen. Not that they are
materially different from those Of last
season, yet they seem possessed of a
touch OF smartness that was not seen
last season.
sleeves now in vogue there would be
fewer calls for capes, which, however.
is not so; perhaps because they are so
useful and comfortable to slip over
ones gown without crushing IL mite.
and perhaps because they are so won'
derfully fetching.
Capes OF light cloth are still fashion
BILE. some covered with cut-work, others
with strapped seams, and still others
quite plain.
Black capes are especially slegant
this season. and show all sorts OF
handsome decorations from the finest
of cut jet TO exquisite hand embroidery.
With the exception of the shortest OF
these the black capes are given over to
the wear OF elderly matrons who do not
care for color. a rich cape of black
corded silk, reaching just 10 the waist,
and exceedingly full, is covered over
with cut-out black broadcloth. fast
ened on in some unseen manner.
A superb cape of crushed pink vel
vet Is overlaid with cut-out mousseline
de sole i'm white. the edges finished with
hand-work in white silk.
At the throat is rich ruche OF white
lace. intersected with punches OF spicy
pink roses and plots Of pink velvet rib
bon.
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A strict Sabbatarian.

The late Rev. DR.. Andrew Bonar was
himself a strict Sabbatarian: but he
used to tell. with much kindly humor,
a story of a farmer in the Carse OF
Gowrle who was still more strict.
This farmer arrived home late one
Saturday night with muddy boots
Recurring the same pair on the Sab
bath, he set his housekeeper 10 clean
them at once. Twelve o'clock striking.
he loudly called upon her TO stop.
But" she said, there is only one of
them cleaned"
Never mind" said the master; 'its
Sabbath morning" And 10 kirk he
went next day with one shiny and one
muddy boot.
DR.. Bonar used 10 add. with a
twinkle in his eye. that the best OF 1t
was that the farm clock was ten
minutes fast.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1897-04-19

"wednesday.
BREAKFAST
Sugared Strawberries.
Cracked Wheat Sugar and Cream.
StcWed kidneys. Vienna Bread.
Breakfast Rolls. Spring Radishes.
Coffee. Coo
DINNER.
Clear Soup.
Stuffed stew OF Beef. Brown Sauce.
Lettuce salad. Fried Asparagus.
Potato Sounle. Boiled Rice.
Salmon Croquettes.
Cheese. Waters.
Orange Pudding
Geld Boiled Ham. Deviled Eggs.
Thinly Sliced Bread and Butter.
Blame Mango. Tea Cakes.
Tea.
SUPPER.
Sardnes on Toast. Cold Bread.
Beaten Biscuit. Olives.
Peach Preserves with Whipped Cream.
Cake. Tea.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1897-04-19

uses, but few have so convenient pat
tern as is shown here.
The apron proper is made on the lines
OF all aprons, straight breadth gath
cred into a band. hem-stitched at the
bottom, and furnished with wide
strings with hem-stitched ends.
To the front is attached a set of pock-
cts made of a long strip Of the linen.
turned up half way and stitched along
the edges A finish of Hamburg sets
off the tops. Into these pockets are
slipped any of the odds and ends so
necessary when performing household
duties.
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ITALIAN SOUP.-Method: Fry an
onion sliced in rings in a little butter;
add a cupful OF rice, and quart or
water. Boil till the rice is soft and has
absorbed all the water. Thin II out 10
q proper consistency with milk; add
grated nutmeg, pepper, salt, and serve
with Parmesan or other cheese.
PEASE PUDDING.-Method Soak a
pint OF peas over night; remove any
discolored ones. Tie them loosely in a
clean cloth, allowing room for them 70
swell; boil for two and one-halt hours.
Drain the peas. rub them through a
wire sieve. add one ounce OF butter, one
egg, pepper and salt, beat all Wen TO-
gether. and tie lightly in a houred
cloth: boil for another hour. Turn out
on hot dish, and serve at once.
ITALIAN CUTLETS.-Require One
carrot, one turnip, one onion, half
pound OF cooked lentils, two eggs. cur
ry powder. parsley, bread-crumbs.
Method: Stew the vegetables TIL ten
der, chop them together adding the
lentlls, an egg, curry powder TO taste,
and some chopped parsley. Mould the
mixture into outlet shapes, egg and
crumb them, and fry in oil.
TO BOIL GREENS-Method: ALLOW
q heaping tablespoonful OF salt TO each
half gallon OF water in which the vege-
tables are TO be boiled. Wash the
greens well In two or three waters. pick
off the outer and decayed leaves, put
them into an uncovered saucepan OF
fast boiling water, and cook for about
twenty minutes. When done, pour
them into a colander. let them drain
well, and arrange them i'm vegetable
dish. a little butter added is an I'M
provement.
STRAWBERRY JAM AIGRETTES-
Required: One ounce OF butter. three
ounces of -four. three eggss some sifted
sugar one-quarter pint of water, Jam.
Method: Put the butter and water
in a saucepan to boil; rub the flour
through a sieve, and shake Ii into the
boiling water. Stir and cook this mix
ture thoroughly; remove 1t from the
fire, then add two whole. eggs and the
yolk OF one extra: add little sugar and
vanilla fiavoring. shape into balls with
two teaspoons, and drop the aigrettes
into deep hot fat. Fry them a nice
brown color. Draw them to one side
OF the fire when they have Drowned,
so that the center may be thoroughly
cooked. Drain them on kitchen paper.
Lay a little strawberry jam on each
aigrette, sift a little sugar over, and
serve hot.
SCONES.-R Required: One-half pound
of flour. two ounces of butter, one-half
dessert-spoonful of cream OF tartar,
one-half teaspoonful OF soda, milk to
mix. a pinch of salt.
Method.-Rub the butter into the
-four, add the soda, cream of tartar,
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inches square is fastened securely at
one side with screws and glue. Any
pretty cornice moulding will take away
the unfinished look from the top.
Rods and curtains may be arranged
I'm each compartment. and brass hooks
screwed into the bottom OF each shelf,
on which to hang odd cups and saucers.
A dainty finish rs a lining 20 each COM
partment OF pale rose or blue velours,
as "a background for the best china.
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The Presidents Niece.

Miss Grace Mckinley. daughter Of
Abner Mckinley and niece of the Presi-
dent. is a pretty young girl, still In her
teens. and attends Smith College. from
which she will graduate this summer.
She is very vivacious and attractive.
highly cultivated, and will, IL Is be-
lieved, be one of the brightest stars in
the feminine constellation at the White
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Hanging China Cabinet.

Where is the housewife with an ar
tistic eye who will not thoroughly APP
preclate such an hanging china closet,
or cabinet, as the accompanying sketch
shows.
The design, though IL looks quite
complicated, will be an easy matter
for carpenter 10 construct. y
good size for a large compartment is
SO inches high and "A inches wide. A
smaller compartment measuring is
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1897-04-19
F'9 F'9!gkgIf'11luE
A Maple Leaf Franz.

A pretty arrangement for a panel
photograph frame is shown here. car
ried out in embroidered linen. In tones
OF green, yellow, and reddish brown.
The scrolls around the edges are
worked over and over. over a cord, 10
give the raised effect.
For the leaves various soft shades OF
green and yellow are employed. For
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1897-04-19
Right Through IL.

Mr.. Thompson-Our neighbor Borax
was shot at by burglar. and the bull
let lodged in his purse.
Mrs. Thompson-What of IL?
Mr. Thompson-Nothing; only I was
thinking his wife must be very econom-
ieal. A bullet would so right through
mine.