New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-04-02
THE Talk OF THE DAY.

.,,.,o, ,os anno,n.ed NJ the last Encamp-
wan. ~ the Grand Army o, the Republic to secure
\ revision Of certain popular schoo' "s'' e.n
United States which are supposed 10 De 700 -
abla IN the Confederates. This committee nv
ma o,ber dav in Chicago and. after taking over
,ta matter adjourned 10 meet In the near i"'u,e
M, victories condemned used In the pubic
eohoo,s q, Chicago and many other Northern c'''eS
-. :, v.el-known speaker was recently
bndlng forth AT an open-air meeting al p'''o '''
far distant from Oldham. ..,,o. u,o worlllngmer
,,r, and what we are going to get Is Tree ,o ihir
We want tho and for the people ftoe ha ar,,'
eiaves we want. and we are gong 10 hdnr ~ Garth
Precisely A. that moment large piece I pa c1 w5s
landed in the speakers mouth ana ma "ne "'
to Segin w'rH; S@
There IS but one genuinely live town the west
saws 4. W. Lyman OF Helena. Mont ana ina.
,s BUTT. The Anaconda copper mines 'n'' S"9'
concern which makes profit OF from ''V"'V" ~
&c ma ooo a wear explains the status there IL IS
,,or,,g more men and has a bigger payro"
,han over before and its employees get the higheS,
rate Of wages paid anywhere. NO wonder INA.
Rut,e is prosperous. for where seNera' '"'
mon get steady work and high pay there can De 10
stagnatlon. Life Is never stagnant III inc ps e0PP
oar,, Tho street cars run oil night and likewise
tho saloons and II a wants shave at z'So
a. m. he will find several barber shops OPEN
4. or,rs,nq relic Of tho Civil War is in the pos
ossion 81 voing woman, into whose fathers hands
ID fell somo years ago win otner ehetS 81 "a WobIe
fbn women of the city were busy for many DAYS
making bags to be illed win sang, nj SmaHe
such bags but decorated them with notices IN SIX
worsed The relic referred o to bc,rs IN faded
blue the unpunctuated device; GOO save the SCUM
From Harriet Hrown."-tMobhe Register
A naeman of a German railway was recently told
that he would be fined II his wife was again seen
tagging train The man said she had never zone
50 and explained as follows: Being Ill. she asked
bnr husband 70 milk the goat. This animal was,
however unused TO any one but the woman her
,,,, and tho Nagman. to save trouble, dressed IN
be vfe's clothes TO deceive the goat n shrlli
whistle reminded him OF hs duties. and he saluted
the passing express in skirts
Transatons o: Fen Kwaie vrouw" continue to
pour in. one correspondent smsseTtS Ia ,b
Dntchman were to translate "Ihe raining Oh te
Shraw" il Is the expression ne wouId use IoI
,rlnprd with advantage, and we should De gldd 70
l,now whether this imaginary Dutchman would
ind IN Dom Pau an equivalent for Chr1'to-
After ,r an exhaustive study Of the various YER
sions of President krugers historic @o aIsn 10
Her Majesty the Queen writer IN me lT SIS Is
inclined 10 think that Victoria cross would be the
nearest translation. -u.ondon GLOBE.
'rhe Philadelphia Record tells this story Of
trade war in order to boom business an enter
nr,slne grocer on a certain day advertised several
cent each His rival was in despair until a brilliant
idea came into his head. He hired small army of
lo,s and gir.s 10 buy MP all the loaves AT a cent
each At , o'c.ock Grocer No. had sold
All his bread and those who came later denounced
him as a fraud who had fooled them with a lying
advertisement Meanwhile the foxy grocer around
the corner with more than thousand one-ccnt
loaves stacked mp on his kitchen floor, put out
big sign: Fresh Bread-A Five-Cent Loaf for Two
Cents We Never Advertise What We Have Not
Got" lie thus no, only discounted his rival and
turned the tide in hls own favor. hut made profit
on the bread - well
The Cumminsvile Sage.-"Why," asked the young
esf mblher OF wisdom-'why il IL that "A politician
always s!aps You on the Dach "heh ne SNAKES hahus
with YOU"
N Ia done as an evidence OF good faith"
NAMED the Cummnsvle Sage. "Ie wants 10 show
you that his hand il not in your pocket"-tCin-
cinnati Enquirer
4 meeting WIS held in Washington on Tuesday
evening to organize Soldiers and Sailors National
Monument Association. Its object is the erection
OF a monument AZ the capital OF the Nation I'm
honor and memory of the officers and enlisted men
of the Army ana Navy % the United States who fell
in the War % the Rebellion. which shall serve a
perpetual reminder to the present and future gen
erations of the sentiment entertained by all loyal
pcople for the soldiers and sailors who rlsked their
lives In the defence OF their country
Fuddv-You know what Golden told us about his
adventure IN California; Wei. II appears that II
never happened: H. fact he never was in California
mahA II annear so naturalization Transcript