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Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1897-11-27

II should very much like to ride II
wheel, only I'm afraid I'm little too
heavy"
but, auntie, dear, that makes no diff
ference. At the circus 1 saw a big fat
elephant on a velocipede."
Blaetter.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1897-11-27
ParndoxicaI. But Easy.

Nov I'll get on and be Off, said the
bicycle learner TO himself, as be pre-
pared to mount his wheel.-Puck.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1897-11-27

When a woman sees a pretty girl, she
lays she wouldn't be bad looking if she
lidn't know of her beauty so well.-Wash-
ngton Democrat.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1897-11-27

veX.
Give kindly pity to the weaker sex,
And never let your mind to wrath incline
To err is woman, to forgive divine.
Judge.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1897-11-27

No exper 3e is saved-no false economy is
practiced-in the manufacture of Star plug
tobacco. 1t is strictly highgrade in every
particular.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1897-11-27
All DenenHed On Him.

"Will you think of me when 1 am
gomez" he asked.
Il shall be glad to-" she replied, with
a sigh. IF you will make it possible"
Then he went.-Chicago Post.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1897-11-27
He Wnsn,t One.

He-Could you learn TO love a man?
She-BrinH on your uan.-N. Y.
Truth.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1897-11-27

The common house sparrow flies al
the rate of v2 miles per hous.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1897-11-27
An INTERMEDIATES Twist.

She-What is love?
He-Two saddles with but single frame;
two sprockets that turn as one.-Judge.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1897-11-27

Some men are so henpecked that they
ide woman's bicycle.-Washingto Dem
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1897-11-27

The little that is done seems nothing
when we look forward and see how much
We have yet to do.-Goethe.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1897-11-27

A big investment for a workingman is
st. Jacobs Oil. 1t cures rheumatism.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1897-11-27

A treasure laid up is st. Jacobs Oil.
1t cures the worst Neura lgia.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1897-11-27

1t is Knockout when st. Jacobs
Oil cures Sciatica promptly.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1897-11-27

What do you think of my daughters
voice?"
well, what it lacks in quality it
makes up in quantity. ."-Yonkers
Statesman.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1897-11-27

jackson is in love with the land
lady"
Has he admitted it?"
mo; but he eats the cold buclwheat
cakes."-Chicago Record.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1897-11-27
A DEEP THINKER.

Tommy-If Uncle Bob shaves his face
will hair grow on it?
Mother-Yes.
Tommy-Then why doesn't he shave
his head?-N. Y. Herald.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1897-11-27
Lanes Family Medicine.

Moves the bowels each day. In order to
be healthy this is necessary, Acts gently ON
the liver and kidneys. Cures sick headache.
Price 25 and SOC.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1897-11-27

Plenty of Exercise. Walker "The
trouble with bicycling is that it does net
develop the arms in proportion to the legs"
Wheeler-"Yes, it does, if you will only use
one of those little two-ounce hand-pumps to
initiate your tires. s."-Indianapolis journal.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1897-11-27
Helm Our Pride

Then let us not too much condemn
The men who flop in politics;
We'd never know, except for them,
How firm our own conviction sticks.
Chicago Iournal
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1897-11-27

To Cure n Cold in One Day
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund money if it fails tocure. 25c.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1897-11-27

Do the right, and your ideal of it grows
and perfects itself. Do the wrong, and your
ideal of it breaks up and vanishes.-Ja
Martineau
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1897-11-27

Fits stopped free and permanently cured.
No fits after first days use of DR.. Klines
Great Nerve Restorer. Free 50 trial bottle q
treatise. DR.. Kline. 933 Arch ST., Phila., Pa.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1897-11-27

Wearing glasses seems to go in families,
like consumption and red Washing
ton Democrat
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1897-04-01
PRINCETON

by 9 few townsite boomers. The lum-s
bermen, Of course, had the best or
the most-of the 'sargument, and
they won BY an easy majority It is.
really q matter Of no great connequen
to the State, but the home rule Ideals
g popular one in this country, and the
residents OF the two counties, who
really wanted local government, will
have the sympathies of the public. OF.
course it would have been bad thing
for the lum bermen, who would have
had heavier taxes to pay, but they
have been pretty fortunate SO far, and
could stand it.
VuLTURE. 81
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1897-04-01
VULTURE.
DAYS OF OLD.
An 1noident Of LAUNDERING ii years Cor

An Incident of LAUNDERING in Years Gone
BY.
The coming down Of the lumber jacks
denote that the winter work in the
woods has closed and a play spell is at
hand for the boys until the drive be-
gins this spring. Each year the tim
Der belt moves little farther north,
and farther from the streams and con
sequently a longer haul both to the
mill and streams, which are the
natural highway for logs, and conse-
quent decrease in the number Of
Jacks, 9 as well as a lighter pocket
book for each of them. The time is
also numbered among the 'by-gones''
when a man can buy the stumpage on
a forty and cut and haul every hing in
sight, as the land owners are now
somewhat careful to save the remnant
of the timber and are on the lookout
for these depredations. Also the mill
owners refuse to buy any timber and
guard against complications that may
later arise over the stumpage. AS an
illustration Of the way timber was APP
propriated in early days, an incident
was told by an attorney Of a case, that
may have happened over in Wisconsin,
came two our ears. One Sunday an
irate Dutchman, whom we will desig-
nate as Dutch Maher, came in and en-
gagged the attorney to prosecute ssDan
Doe" for stealing some logs, but next
morning bright and early rushed. into
the Office exclaiming: ''Bedder. dot we
trop dot madden why SOP, in
quired the lawyer in surprise. Vel
you see, : replied Dutchy, looking
around carefully to see: that no one else
was in hearing, '.he haf me hierd to
steal timber fur him all lats winter .und
|ef Igo on NIT desc he MAJ. broseknte
me. s he. case was dropped. Stt.
! Cloud Times.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1897-04-01

The old 'Jerky' 9 has been put on
again, arriving IN Princeton on Mon
days, Wednesdays and Fridays, going e.,
north. at l2:15.P; N. and returning the
following days at I :4Os r.. NJ. This will
be greatly appreciated by the residents
of Princeton and Milaea. Z
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1897-04-01
.HOES He FIGHT
clpugh' s Veto Makes Him Popular IN
# Minneapolis But st. Paul Does
Not Approve The Act.
Il Hell Breaking Loose Georgia Was
Mild Compared 70 st. Paul Az
ter, The Announcement.

Special Correspondence
81 you put the question, s Who is the
most popular man in Minneapolis to-
day y and at the same time the ques-
ton Who is the most thoroughly
hated man in St. Paul?'' you would.
find the same answer to both. 1t.
would be s D. M. Clough.'' It all came
about over that Hasting s-Anoka fight.
for the insane asylum. The matter
never ne was Of any great general inter
est outside of the two localities which
were contrasting for the location.
Anoka was awarded the hospital, and
there the matter should have ended.
The legislature, however, took it up
and revoked the work of the commits,
sion, repudiating the contract already
made with Anoka. This was as inn
polite as it was dishonest. Ramsey
county was back Of Hastings and Hen
nepin county was back of Anoka.
Hennepin county moved heaven and
earth to defeat Gov. Clough, and Ram
sey county reversed us usual 2,ooO
.p ssll g Majority ana gave Coy.
Clough s, 900 to the good. Henaepin
reversed her 5000 Republican major
~ lIy ana gave MIN 2,8oO TO the bad.
And SO the Hastings crowd felt safe.
They said that Gov Clough would
s never dare TO throw RAMSEY county
aus aIter Wnat ramsey had done Tor him
s but polltlcs IS one thing, and common n
l lionesCy Is 3 announcer. ANYBODY VINO
tahes "a q long9slhot on the mlscurvature
" sl "a Slougn's splnal column IS q
los ser; ! lron the start. Inc governor
neser salu 9 Woro, OUT Wn en- Inc Dill ~.
cslle W hlln5 n 2 vetoed 'est u.
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ono poooS iioolo SOUS "n1on oonOiols
ramsey l11Iy county poIltlcs can sway Dave
Clougn Wnen ne IS CONFRONTED '1lr With
such a clear case OF loyalty to friends
as tnat was.
=
Great cal pressure IS belng brought &c
bear Tor the passage OF some bill that
Will relieve the farmers 1ls' OF the western
part OF the State IN the matter OF rail
ROAD rates. lhls IS the !ostenslble object
OF the Douglas bill, now pending, but
douglas &c? Dill can y never pass until Its
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1897-04-01
Married..

March q, Emory S. Sock, Of Tracy,
Lyon county, to Mabelle E. Miller, Of
Milo, by Rev. ]. S. Bouck. ~
March 10, in Seattle, Mrs. Jessie
Hickman tosGeorge r: Martin. Mrs.
Martin was formerly resident Of
Princeton, and her many friends here
wish her much happiness.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1897-04-01

Died.


Mrs, Emma Evans, aged p years, re-
siding on the south west shore Of Mile
Laos lake, died of pneumonia on Tues
day last. The funeral took place at
the home Of the family satnrda -,
Brainerd yOalr71el
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1897-04-01

March 80, to the wife Of Charles
Rech, Of Greenbush a daug liter.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1897-04-01
TWAS SUCCESSFUL.

The Twenty-Sixth Anniversary Ball of
Fraternal Lodge Proved So.
For several months the local lodge
of Masons has planned to give a dance
but at first it was postponed on account
of conflicting dates. The committee
finally fixed on last Thursday evening,
the twenty-sixth anniversary of the
institution of the lodge, as an appro-
pirate date and found themselves con
fronted with oceans of water and i'm
passable roads. This did not deter
them, however, and the dance was
brought off and though the circum-
stances seemed most unpropit1ous the
ball was a success socially and fnan-
cially. Gallicio's orchestra furnished
the music and there were none present
who did not enjoy this treat. During.
the evening Mr.. Gallicio rendered a
harp solo in his truly artistic manner
and rec eiYedsa generous applause from
the audience: At midnight delicious
lunch was served in the dining room.
at Masonic hall, prepared by the ladies
committee, a feature which added
greatly to the enjoyment Of the oc-
casion.
The lodge netted s21.72 which was
entirely satisfactory and those who.
were present will undoubtedly be glad
to learn that this lodge, too, will
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1897-04-01

q James DeBlois VS.. G. N. r.. r. Co..
McLaug him, Boysen and Donohue for
plaintiff; Wellington and Keith for de-
PENDANTS. DeBlois brought action
against the defendants for $4,000
damages for the loss of a: foot by slip
ping under a passing train at Prince
ton. The jury arrived at a verdict
Wednesday afternoon Of $500 for the
plaintif f. # lk River SStor- lNe,os.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1897-04-01

The officers of M. w. of a. Lodge
No. s4O32 are as follows: Joseph Craig,
venerable consul; Carl Frees, worthy
advisor; s. 2. Sour clerk; ". Bidwell,
excellent banker; 3. sipes, sentry;
P'.ss,J. " ikeen, waite Gilman; S. D.. Sour.
camp physician
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1897-06-16
Corporations and Money In Politics.

Mir. Chapman was not the only re-
calcitrant witness before that senatorial
committee Mr.. Havemeyer and Mr.
Searles, as the great men OF the Sugar
Trust, were asked TO state the amounts
OF contributions made by the Trust for
political purposes. They absolutely re-
fused to answer the question. Their trial
for this refusal has been postponed, but
will probably begin in June. 1t may very
likely be found, AS their lawyers claim,
that they cannot be punished, iuasmuch
as the question they refused to answer
docs not OF necessity involve the dignity
and privileges of the United States Sen.
ate. Nevertheless, we have reached an
extremely unfortunate stage in our polit.
ical life when great corporations can with
impunity make secret gifts to the politi
cal funds of the opposing parties, aud
can defiantly refuse, when on oath before
a committee of the United States Senate,
TO give the facts. 1t cannot be a right
thing IN public ethics, nor ought II to be
possible under the law, for corporation
to contribute TO the campaign funds of
any political party. Ii Is worse rather
than better for great corporation to con
tribute al the same time 10 the funds OF
opposing parties. Such conduct would
seem to indicate a purpose to poison all
political and public life at the very
sources. When great corporations like
the Sugar Trust stand ready to pour out
vast sums Ct money for purposes Of polit.
ical influence, premium is at once plac.
ed upon the control Of politics and legs-
lation by bosses and machines. The OK.
istence Of these secret funds supplied by
corporations that can afford to pay fabu
lous amounts for favorable legislation,
causes great uneasiness among honest
men. Hardly another situation SO fraughl
with danger has arisen since the iouuds-
ton OF the Republic. II cannot be that
rich men who will thus promote their sell
fish interests at the expense OF the dignity
and honor Of the Stale, are entitled to be
considered good citizens. From 1.-THE
Progress OF the World, in June Rerietc
Of RepietpS.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1897-06-16

On June | the Passenger Department
of the Pennsylvania Railroad Company
issued the 1897 edition OF its Summer Ex-
cursion Route Book. This work is de-
signed to provide the public with short
descriptive notes of the principal Summer
resorts OF Eastern America, with the
routes for reaching them, and the rates OF
fare. There are over four hundred re
sorts in the book to which rates are quot.
ed, and over fifteen hundred different
routes or combinations Of routes. 1t is
compiled with the utmost care, and al.
together is the most complete and com
prehensive handbook Of Summer travel
ever offered to the public.
Its 2l9 pages are inclosed in handsome
and striking cover, In colors Several
maps, presenting the exact routes over
which tickets are sold, are bound in the
book. IL is also profusely illustrated with
fine half-tone cuts OF scenery along the
lines OF the Pennsylvania Railroad and
elsewhere.
Any doubt as To where the Summer
should be passed will be dispelled after a
careful examination OF the contents of
this publication.
On and after June it may be procured
at any Pennsylvania Railroad ticket office
al the nominal price of ten cents, or, up.
on application to the general office, Broad
Street Station, by mail for twenty cents.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1897-06-16

The theorists who insisted during the
last falls discussion OF the silver question
that tho adoption OF the silver standard
would prove advantageous to our foreign
commerce will probably be surprised to find
that II is this very subject which led both
Japan and Peru TO adopt the gold standard
Statements by the officials OF these two ma
lions show in each case that they found
that their foreign commerce was suffering
by reason Of the fluctuations 10 the value
OF their currency since foreigners Ia &C
cepting their coin simply classed 1t as bull
lion, while they forced ii upon the citizens
Of those countries at its face value in pay
ment Of their exports. This testimony as
TO the real effect Of silver standard on
foreign commerce, coming Simultaneous
ly, as it does from two nations widely
separated, is extremely valuable, and
must show 10 those who were inclined 10
accept the foreign.commorce theory OF
the silver proposition last fall that II was
an erroneous one.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1897-06-16

Democratic leaders who have borne the
heat and burden OF the day during many
years and many campaigns must exper-
ience n strange sensation on finding them
selves read out of the party by newcomers
in that organization. William Jennings
Bryan, who voted for the Populist candi-
date for President in 1892, aud who was
nominated on an anarehstic platform in
1896, calmly announced through his rep
resentativcs In the various States that
only men who supported him and his
platform last year can be admitted to par
ticipaticn In Democratic conventions or
primaries 10 any State in the campaign OF
1897. The following extract from the
call for the Ohio Democratic convention
Is sample OF the way Mr.. Bryan and
those who do his bidding lay down the
law. That call announces that "the fol
lowing persons and none other are eligi-
BILE to participate in the State convention.
"First, all persons who voted for William
]. Bryan for President at the November
election OF 1896 second, all other persons
who are In accord with the position OF the
Democratic party as set forth in the Chi
cago platform adopted in Chicago, July 0,
1896. "
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1897-06-16

The ancient bridge which crossed the
North Branch river on the road leading
TO South Branch aud Readngton has been
torn down, and stone piers are now being
constructed for the big iron bridge that
will replace it.
Queen Victoria has just celebrated her
birthday She is rs years old, and, ur-
like most ladies Of her kingdom, she is
entirely willing to state her exact age.
Sac has been a good @ een, and will, on
June %, celebrate the siXtieth year Of her
reign. She is entitled to the congratula-
tions Of all who respect high moral char
acier, good executive ability and true wo-
manly qualilieo.
A Buffalo newspaper, which has made
a careful examination into the business
ana manufacturing conditions OF the
country, estimates that at least one mil
lion men who were unemployed 10 Nov
ember last have found employment since
the election Of Mckinley, and that add
tlonal opportunities are being offered
every day. When the tariff bill is enacted
into law, so that manufacturers can
make their estimates, another million will
promptly find employment.
The alienation OF the sound money men
Of the Democratic party is 10 be made per.
manent in the coming campaign. The sill
verites, who have control Of that party
everywhere, are refusing to permit the
gold Democrats to participate in the pri-
maries, and are demanding currency plat
forms upon which they know that these
men cannot renew political associations
with them. Their efforts to drive the
gold Democrats from them into the Re-
publican party seem to be highly sue
cessful
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1897-06-16
RICE CLOTHING CO.,
10 and IL N. Broad St.,
TRENTON, N j.

The continued fall in the price OF silver
has made itself felt even in China. China
took only one tenth as much silver this
year as she absorbed during the CORES
pouding period of last year and it is APP
parent that she is preparing to fall in line
With ether nations in the adoption Of the
gold standard.
With farmers getting more fol- their
grain and cattle aud hogs, with the bust
ness handled by the merchants of the
country greater than for many years, and
with our exports for 1896, 1926, 900, 600
in excess Of our imports, conditions
among the people of this country cannot
be SO serious as the calamity shriekers
would make us believe.
South Carolna's new senator, Hon. j..
G. McLaurin, who succeeds the late Sena.
tor Earle, adds another to the list OF south
ern proteetionists in the Senate OF the
United States. Six OF the thirty southern
members of that body are now protec-
tionists, while the House of Representa-
tiVes showed in its vote on the tariff bill
no less than thirty votes for the protective
theory as exemplified in the Dingley bill.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1897-06-16
shake Into Your shoes,

Aliens Foot Ease, apowder for the feet.
1t cures painful, swollen, smarting feet
and instantly takes the sting out of corns
and bunions. It's the greatest comfort
discovery OF the age. Aliens Foot Ease
makes tight.htting or new shoes feel easy
1t is u certain cure for sweating, callous
and hot, tired, aching feet. Try it to-day.
Sold by all druggists and shoe stores
BY mail for zoe. In stamps. Trial package
FREE. Address, Allen S. olmsted, LIE
Roy, N. Y.
May ~, 1897.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1897-06-16

The comparatively slow progress which
the Republicans have made in the Senate
In the consideration of the tariff bill is ex-
planned in a recent statement of the Wash
ington "Post, which says that the mem
bership of the State is now divided poit-
ieally as follows Republicans, 43 !;
Democrats, "a; Populists, 7 silver Re.
publicans, 8 vacancy tOregon), total,
90; necessary for a majority, As. Since
the Republicans have but AZ votes and the
number necessary for majority is As, it
is quite apparent that they do not control
the Senate, and that if they are successful
in passing their tariff bill through that
body even with comparative slow work,
they will be entitled to great credit.