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The daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1892-1897, 1897-02-13
STAvE OF Ono, CRY OF TOLEDO, ;
LUCAS COUNTY.

STAVE OF ONO, CITY OF TOLEDO, IS
LUCAS COUNTY.
FRANK J CHENEY makes oath that
he is the senior partner Of the firm
of F. j. CHENEY s. Co, doing bust
ness in the City of Toledo, County
and State aforesaid, and that said
firm will pay the sum of ONE HUN
DRIED DOLDARS for each and
every case of Catarrh that cannot be
cured by the use of HALLS CATARRH
CURE. FRANK } CH En- r. /.
Sworn to before me and subscribed
in nv presence, this 9th day OF Dec
ember, A. d. 1887.
(l A. w. GLEASON
SEAL Notary Public.
[ ~
Halls Catarrh Care is taken inter-
nallv and acts directly on the blood
and mucous surfaces ofthe system
Send for testimonials. free.
FL. CHENEY & CO, Toledo, o
Sold by Druggists 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the bes'.
The daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1892-1897, 1897-02-13

JUST try IOc box of Cascarets, the
finest liver and bowel regulator ever
m ale
The daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1892-1897, 1897-02-13

CAscARETs stimate liver. kidneys
and bowels. Never sic. en-. weaken or
grise, Ice.
The daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1892-1897, 1897-02-13
BROTHER NoAHs DEATH.

The New York Freeman's Jour-
nal of Feb. 9th. contains the follow
ing notice:
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-08-13

Farmer Jones of Wells, Vt, IL try
Ing to turn the game law of that state
TO account, to reimburse him for dam
ages he claims deer are doing on his
farm. The laws have protected deer
from sportsmen for ten years in Yer.
mont, and Mr.. Jones says they destroy
his crops by roaming over his fields in
great numbers. He wants the state
treasurer to pay for the crops and
take care Of the deer" The above
item is sample of the kind of news
that becomes plentiful when New
England hotels and hunting lodges
begin to yearn for the tenderfoot
SPORTSMAN. Hartford Post.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-08-13
$500 To Any Man.
WILL PAY $500 FOR AMY CASE
OF Weakness in Men They Dseat ,snd
Fail to Cure.

tOf NWe11ness In Men Tn6y Uxeat ion0
Fail to Cure.
An Omaha Company places for the first
time before the public MAGICAL TREAT
MINT for the cure Of Lost Vitality, Nervous
and Sexual Weakness, and Restoration of
Life Force lin old and young men. No
worn-out French remedy; contains no
PHOSPHORUS or other harmful drugs. 1t is
q WONDERFUL TREATMENT magical in it's
,effects-positive in its cure All readers,
who are suffering from a weakness that
blights their life, causing that mental and
physical suffering peculiar to Lost Man
hood, shouldwritet to the STATE MEDICAL
COMPANY, Omaha, Neb., and they will
send you absolutely FREE, IA valuable
paper on these diseases, and positive proofs
of their truly MAGICAL TREATMENT. Thous-
ands of men, who have lost all hope of a
cure, are being restored by them to a per-
feet condition.
This MAGICAL TREATMENT may be taken
at home under their directions, or they will
pay railroad fare and hotel bills to all who
prefer to 60 there for treatment, if they
fail to cure. They are perfectly reliable;
have no Free Prescriptions, Free Cure,
Free Sample or C. o. ID. fake. They have
e25O,0GO capital, and guarantee to cure
every case they treat or refund every dol
lar; or their charges May be deposited in a
bank to be paid to them when a cure is
effected. Write them today.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-08-13
SOME WON EN-.

The Duchess Of Teck spends annu-
ally $4,000 in philanthropic work-one-
fifth of the amount granted her by par
Lament.
Mrs. Isabella Bird Bishop, the trav-
eler, has just been asked to read a
paper before the geographical society
in London.
Miss Braddon is 60 and Mrs. Oil
plant 6S, but they carry a pair of low
ers through a long novel with as much
skill as ever.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-08-13
Try Aliens Foot Ease.

A powder to be shaken into the
shoes. At this season your feet feel
swollen and hot, and get tired easily.
II you have smarting feet or tight
shoes, try Aliens Foot-Ease. 1t cools
the feet and makes walking easy. Cures
and prevents swollen and sweating
feet, blisters and callous spots. Re-
lieves corns and bunions of all pain
and gives rest and comfort. Try it to-
day. Sold by all druggists and shoe
stores for 25c. Trial package FREE.
Address, Allen S. Olmsted, LIE Roy
N. Y.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-08-13
Actual figures for 1896 and conservative
estimates for 1897:
OF First Importance.

YES" she said confidentially to her
dearest friend, "its all settled. We're
to be married next month. We've
practically made all our arrange
inents."
~ suppose you will go to housekeep-
ing at once suggested the dearest
friend.
'Of course"
"Have you picked out fat?"
"Oh, dear no; everything in its turn,
you know. We have attended to the
more important matters first" she ex-
planned. 1--WE went down town yester-
day and picked out our tandem wheel. "
Chicago Post
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-08-13

Visitors to Lincoln Park IN Chicago
Win be delighted with the souvenir book
of this beautiful spot now being distributed
by the Chicago, Milwaukee & st. Paul
Railway Company. 1t is magnificent
publication of 96 pages full to overlooking
with delicious half tone pictures of one OF
Creations most charming places of resort
for citizens of the Great Republic.
No stranger visiting Chicago should be
without a copy of the Souvenir of Lincoln
Park" 1t can only be procured by enclos-
ing twenty-five '25) cents, in coin or post
age stamps, to Geo H. Heafford, general
passenger agent, 4l0 Old Colony Building,
Chicago, Ill
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-08-13

Ask your grocer today to show you
package of GRAIN-O, the new food
drink that takes the place Of coffee.
The children may drink 1t without
injury as we'll as the adult. All who
try 1t like it. GRAIN-O has that rich
seal brown Of Mocha or Java, but 1t Is
made from pure grains, and the most
delicate stomach receives 1t without
distress. n the price Of coffee.
Is cents and rs cents per package.
Sold by all grocers. Tastes like cOf-
fee. Looks like coffee.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-08-13

Differs from summers elsewhere. The
altitude of Colorado is one to three
miles; heat is grateful, not enervating.
The Rocky Mountains of Colorado are
magnificent To be out of doors in
this ideal region, hunting, fishing and
mountain climbing, is fine tonic for
the tired. Illustrated book, "a Col
orado Summer" mailed free by ad-
dressing w. ]. Black, G. p A., A. T.
g. S. T. Ry., Topeka, Kan, or Geo. w.
Hagenbuch, P. & T.. A., Kansas City,
Mo. The best way to go is via the
Santa Fe Route.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-08-13
Next to AM Approylng Con.cIcnce,

A vigorous stomach is the greatest of mum
dane blessin.s Sound digestion is guar
anty of quiet nerves, muscular elasticity, a
hearty appetite and a regular habit of body
Though not always natural endowment, 1t
letters Stomach Bitters, one of the most
effective invigorants and blood fertilizers in
existence. This fine tonic also fortities those
who use it against malarial, and remedies
biliousness. constipation and rheumatism.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-08-13

You will enjoy this publication much
better ii you will get into the habit of
reading the advertisements; they will
afford most interesting Study and
will put you in the way of getting
some excellent bargains. Our adver-
Users are reliable; they send what
they advertise
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-08-13
Mrs. Skinner wonder why some
grocers are called green grocers?
Mr.. Skinner don't know, unless
it's to distinguish them from cash
grocers.
Nebraska n Great Wheat State.

This year Nebraska has rome to the very
front rank as a wheat producing state,
| with her splendid crop of 80, 000, 600 bushels
of spring wheat, averaging over 90 bushels
to the acre, and 5000, 900 bushels of winter
wheat, which will average 81 bushels to
the acre The table given below, which
has been carefully compiled, shows what
will surprise many, that Nebraska stands
third among the states as wheat produc-
er, and it must be bourne in mind that
the states that outrank her are almost ex-
clusively wheat states, whereas Nebraska
is country of diversified crops, corn
being her principal product
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-08-13
Making Capital.

Mrs. Homer-Why don't you get
something to do? Don't you know that
doing nothing is the hardest kind of
work?
Meandering Mike-An' yet, lady,
dere is dem wot says we amt indus
trious class. New York Press.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-08-13
A Saving Son.

"John, this is very bad report you
bring me from school,"
John--l know, father; but you said
if brought home frst-class report
you would give me IS, and wanted to
save you that expense.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-08-13
AN Opening for Him.

SIS there an opening here for an
intellectual writer?" asked seedy,
red-nosed individual of the editor.
"Yes, my friend" replied the man
of letters; "a considerable carpenter
foreseeing your visit, left an opening
for you: turn the knob to the right!
Tit Bits
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-08-13

particular about her appearance!
Well, l should say she was"
what makes you think sop
"Why, | happened to know that she
spent over two hours dressing herself
to sit for an X-ray photograph. Chi
capo Post.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-08-13

All you guess about difficulty in sell
ing Stark Trees may be wrong. If you
wish to know the truth, drop postal
to Stark Nursery, Louisiana, Mo-, or
Rockport, Ill. Name references Cash
pay to statesmen each WEEK the year
round. Outfit free-takes no money
to TRY the work. Also want CLUB
MAKERs--get their trees free.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-08-13

'Why did become a professionals"
repeated the contortionist, musingly.
"You see, my wife had picked out a
fat and wanted to get in shape for
it. After that, of course, it was a
matter of habit. New York Press.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-08-13
Nothing suoceeu. Like success

The success Of the eer N. ]. Wine Co, in pro-
ducing an extra quality of Grape Brandy Is
marvellous They rely alone on the grape for body
and flavor and hence there is a wide and grOwi ng
demand for this Brandy which rivals the old
brands Of Cognac France.
Nothing is finer or richer than Speer's Old
Climax Brandy and his Old Port. five to fifteen
years old For table their Claret Sauternes S,
Burgundies and =. j. Sherry are unsurpassed,
For the sick room, hospital and Sacramental pur-
poses their Unfermented Grape Juice is recon-
mended and used by both physicians and d'v'nes.
Sold by druggists.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-08-13
A Double Misfortune.

May-I never was so frightened in
my life. Why, l was absolutely scared
blue.
Maud-You poor dear And blue is
SO unbecoming to You, too. New
York journal.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-08-13
Don't Tobacco Spit and Smoke Your Life Ava,

To quit tobacco easily and forever be mag
netic full of life, nerve and vigor, take No
To BAG the wonder worker, that makes weak
men strong All druggists, SOC or 81 Cure
guaranteed. Booklet and sample free. Ad-
dress Sterling Remedy Co, Chicago or New
York
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-08-13

"They tell me that that old fool of a
Simpson is going to marry girl of is.
He's 50 If he's day"
yes It's what he calls striking a
sensible average" Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-08-13

eyes, cur came rushing in front
Of me and deliberately ran over him"
Poor doggie."
"Why do you say that?"
because my sympathies are always
with the under dog" leveland
Plain Dealer.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-08-13
A Ministerlng Angel.

Pepper, what is ministering an
gel?"
"A ministering angel? Well, it is a
woman who loves to run lawn now
err" Detroit Free Press.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-08-13

"Joe keeps his wife and mother-in'
law mad at him half the time"
What vexes them SOP"
"He calls them the board of lady
managers. Chicago Record.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-08-13
The Hunting and Fishing Groun

The Hunting and Fishing Grounds
of Colorado quickly and comfortably
reached via Santa Fe Route. Low
rates during the season. Write w. j.
Black. G. P. A., Topeka, Kan, or
Geo. W. Hagenbuch, P. & L. A., Kan
sas City, Mo, for copy of A Colorado
Summer.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-08-13
A Bit Of Fin ess q.

"Dr. Blister has ordered Mrs. Eighty
to the mountains for the summer"
Ibid she need rest?"
mo; he wanted rest himself" Do
troit Free Press
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-08-13

EYES," said Jaeger, II saw the air.
ship distinctly"
make out anything on it?'
81 did," he replied solemnly. ut
was manned by crew of vari-colored
snakes"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-08-13

Eyes, sir, when played Hamlet in
Lynn the house was filed to the
1oors."
"Where were the doors?" Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-08-13

Mr.. Speer Of New Jersey has reputation ex
tending over the world as being areliable pro-
Queer of Oporto Grape Juice end Port Wine. His
Oporto Juice and Port Wine ordered by fam
lilies in Dresden. London and Paris for their
perior medicinal virtues, and blood making
quality owing to the iron contained in the soil In
which the vines grow.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-08-13
He "Checked" 1t.

Wife, excitedly-If you go on like
that shall certainly lose my temper.
Husband-No danger, my dear, a
thing of that size is not easily lost.
Exchange.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-08-13

Judge-I think have seen you before.
Prisoner have had that honor, your
honor. shaved your honor last week.
Judge-Twenty years.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-08-13

You feel cross and out of tune. WHIT
Because your liver is sluggish. DR.. Kay's
Renovator will renovate and restore it.
Sec advt. Price, 25c. and 81 90.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-08-13

A Paris woman has a papier mache
nose, but it is not explained whether
she ever sticks it into other peoples
business.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-08-13

Educate Your Bowels With Cascarets.
Candy Cathartic cure constipation forever leo.
II c. C. c. fail, druggists refund money.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-08-13
EDUCATIONAL.
UNIVERSITY OF NOTRE DAME,
Notre Dame, Indiana

NOtre lame, INDIANA.
Classics, Letters, Science, Law, Civil, Me-
chanical and Electrical Engineering.
Thorough Preparatory and Commercial
Courses. Ecclesiastical students at special rates.
Rooms Free, Junior Senior Year, Collegiate
Courses. st. Edwards Hall, for boys under IS.
The 10th Term will open September 9TH,
1897. catalogue sent Free on application to
Rev. A. Morrissey, @. ), o., President,
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-08-13

The fumes of birthstone match
will remove berry stains from the
fingers.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-08-13

The man weighs little on the Lords
side who is not throwing an ounce Of
weight against the saloon.-Ram' s
Horn
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-08-13
The Height of Impotence.

When your laundress sends your
shirt home in two pieces and charges
you for two garments
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-08-13
Certainly.

"a Kentucky man has recovered a
ham that was stolen several years ago
1t had become petrified."
"Petrified? That's hard"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-08-13
Incentive.

Mrs. 'Cumso is shrewd woman."
'What makes you think sop
"She attacheda cyclometer to the
lawn mower and gives Oumso a tin
medal every time he scores a century"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-08-13

The profit on whisky is conspicuous
ly advertised in the clothing of the sa-
loon keepers wife.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-08-13

Mrs. WinslOw's Soothing Syrup
For children tcething soens tine gums, reduces nam
nation, allays pain cures wind collie 20 cents bottle
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-08-13

believe Piso's Cure is the only medi-
cine that will cure Consumption. = Anna
M. Ross, Williamsport, Pa. Nov. IL, '95.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-08-13
NATURES WONDERS.
A TRIP THROUGH MOST PICT-
URESoUE AMERICA.

Story of an Interesting Run Across the
Continent on the Overland Route
The Beauties of Colorado, Wyoming,
Idaho and the Great Northwest.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-08-13

Hegeman's Camphor Ice with Glycerine
cures Chapped Hands and Face. Tender or Sore Feet
.nilbains Piles &c. c. G. Clark Co., New Haven CT
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-08-13

FITS PermanentlyCu Motifs or nervousness afte,
first days of Dr. Kline's Great Nerve Restorer.
Send for FREE $500 trial bottle and treatise.
On. r. H. KLINE. ltd 93l Arch St., Philadelphia. Pa
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-08-13

'Mrs. Virgins is Nebuchadnezzer
widow"
What kind of widow is that?"
"Grass, of course" Chicago Record.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-08-13
No-To- l,ac for Fifty Cents.
A Mean InsinuatiOn.

Guaranteed tobacco habit cure. makes wea
men strong, blood pure. SOC, 81. All druggists.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-08-13

If we all came early to avoid the
rush we would find it there ahead of
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-08-13

1t is to be hoped that the governor
OF New York is not as Black ss he 10
painted by the New York papers.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-08-13

Halls Catarrh Cure
Is constitutional cure. Price, 75c.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-08-13
To Cure Constipation Forev

Take Cascarets Candy Cathartcs 10c or sc
II c. C. c. fail to cure, druggists refund money.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-08-13

What's the prisoner charged WITH"
said the judge. Whisky, your hen.
or" Then discharge him, officer"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1897-08-13
BAYLOR FEMALE COLLEGE, s sss

opens Sept s, 97 The oldest, largest cheapest
lege in the South. Mild winters healhful climate Scxd
Tor catalogue. wn. A. Wilson. Pres. Bolton. Tex. n
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1897-02-10
A Tale of Fish.

"Say," said the real estate man, who IL
projecting a summer resort at Elizabeth
lake, Oakland county, "say, the black
bass in that Lake are thicker than oysters
in an icebox.
mot long ago the ice was so thin and
clear that the skating boys would scare up
a school of black bass every few minutes
and chase them around the lake until the
fish were completely tired out Then the
bass would bury their heads in the mud,
tail up, and the boys would break hole
in the ice and catch them. Thousands of
bass were caught in this manner"
Wasn't that ice pretty thin for skat-
tng?" suggested listener.
"Oh, yes. 1t would not sustain a man
standing still, but the boys moved SO fast
on their skates that the ice merely bent
under them.''
''How about stopping to break holes in
the ice to catch the fish?' suggested the
attorney.
ST told you the fish stood on their heads.
They braced up the ice with their tails 3"
Detroit News.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1897-02-10
TOPEKA FIRE ALARM KEY.

81 Morse and Jackson Streets.
IS Kansas Avenue and Railroad Street.
&c Gordon and Taylor Streets.
q Laurent and Harrison Street
&S Grant Street and Topeka Avenue.
20 1A'' Street and Topeka Avenue.
p Kansas Avenue and Fourth Street.
Il Kansas Avenue and Second Street
IA No. l Fire Station
as Monroe and Kious Streets.
ZIG Kansas Avenue and Garfield Street.
~ kansas and Tenth Avenues.
IS Kansas Avenue and Thirteenth
10 Kansas and Euclid Avenues.
81 Crane and Adams Street.
% No 2 Fire Station.
% lake Street and East Sixth Avenue
% Fourth and Branner Streets.
q Seventh and Holiday Streets.
96 Eighth and Madison Streets.
81 Tenth Avenue and Sac and Fox
Is seventeenth and Jefferson Streets
% Third and Monroe Streets.
81 Sixth and Topeka Avenues.
. sixth Avenue and Clay Street
az No Fire Station.
az Tenth and Topeka Avenues.
az Fourth and Taylor Streets.
AZ No 4 Fire Station
3S Twelfth and Taylor Streets.
90 Van Buren, and Eleventh Streets
Al Van. Buren, and Twelfth Streets
AZ Euclid Avenue and Buchanan Street.
az Thirteenth and Lane Streets.
* Eleventh Street and Morris Avenue.
46 Seventh and Lane streets;
Al Topeka Avenue and Third Street.
81 Quincy Street, north of Crane Street
20 Eleventh and Monroe Streets.
So Tenth Avenue and Lawrence Street
"a Fourth and Lafayette Streets.
12I Klein and Seward avenues
123 =40S East Sixth Avenue, Bus Barn
l24 Euclid and College Avenues.
~BoxeS north of river
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1897-02-10

tinuany cri5icising my system of house
keeping. A wife should strive to please
her husband in such things, but if he
won't be pleased with her efforts, then let
him hire housekeeper or take his meals
out. You claim to be good business man,
but you have been beaten half dozen
times in the last year. 1 could have criti-
cised you, but didn't"
''And this-this TOTO mel" he man
aged to gasp out
"All to you, Mr.. Bowser, and Just .
word more. When 1 think can do better
I shall pack up my traps and get out.
You'd better have the same line of policy.
People are foolish to live together when
they can't take comfort. I've got few
letters to write and will now leave you,
and should any one call and ask for me
you can say I'm very, very busy. Good
night, Mr.. Bowser. Sea you in the morn
ingr" M QUAD.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1897-02-10
His Secret
"John g. Tightwad"

"John g. Tightwad"-
Her tones were full of bitter reproach.
you are keeping something from
me''
"No, my dear, am not" The guilty
husband poked his head out from under
the coverlid. believe me, p
"But you are, SIR persisted the won
an whom he had sworn at the altar to
love, cherish and protect 81 can find only
81 cents in your trousers pockets. New
York Sunday Journal
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1897-02-10
The Little Blond In Blue.

The Little Blond In Blue.
She trips through brae and bower
As lightly as a fawn.
Her face is like u flower
That glimmers in the dawn.
Her peerless form and features
Have 'witched the world anew.
Her coming brings
A hint of wings,
The little blond in blue
So winsomely she dances
IT'S Joy to view her glide.
Like jewels are the glances
She casts on every side.
AS will O. the wisp at even
So CLEANS her satin shoe
With twinklings fair
Oh, heart, beware
The little blond in blue.
She hath a cunning dimple
Upon her saucy chin,
And wise as well as simple
Have lost their hearts within
Alack for all who see it,
Their rapture turns to rue
So shut your eye
When she goes by,
The little blond in blue.
II famous Journeys olden
Had known her tricksy wiles,
How many a knight had rolled in
The dust to gain her smiles.
What trouveres meath her easement
With lutes had come to sue
In rondeaux gay
And virelais
The little blond in blue
Sly fairies float around her
To work the gaIlants harm,
And lovingly they We crowned her
With more than mortal charm.
ciink my chains W tn rapture,
Although my hopes are few
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