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The Red Cloud chief., 1897-11-12
ENGLAND'S BAD RULE.
ThE SPIRIT OF UNREST AND
WHAT IT'S pURpORT rs.
sia.ders OF native Press of india loss
OF Prestige witch ~ VIII T~ake'Nears
to Remedy Strong Men Needed In
an Emcrg rucy.

WOULD wish to
say n few words, In
G G lusion, con
corning the spirit
of unrest which is
so visible almost
everywhere in the
India of to-day,
says u Poona cor
respondent of the
London Standard.
Some Of the Eng
The Red Cloud chief., 1897-11-12
A JAP STATESMAN.
MR.. TORU HOSHi, THE MINIS
TER AT WASHINGTON.
The .sTom Reed of Ills Native Country
aud M Authority on international
Iaw-Tbe Legation Noted for Absence
OF oriental Features.
Washington letter.


of the northwestern
section of Washing
ton, at No. 1910 N.
street, stands the
japanese legation.
Though II is own
ed by the japanese
government an d
has been occupied
for diplomatic pur-
poses for ten years
The Red Cloud chief., 1897-11-12

Society people of Moline. H., have
Just been giving a circus. They had a
tent and all the paraphernalia of the
regular thing and took in s $1,000 for
.harity-
The Red Cloud chief., 1897-11-12

The girl who paints her lips has poor
taste-or at lesst the man who xisses
her thinks so.
The Red Cloud chief., 1897-11-12

IN HONOR OF TEN BROCK AMI
LONGFELLOW.
L.ongfellow, died, he gave them decent
burial on his pretty Nantura farm, near
Midway, and over the grave of each
he has erected suitable monuments,
These enduring stones tell the observer
the breeding and the performances of
the horses which lie beneath them.
The Red Cloud chief., 1897-11-12
Horrors!

HOrrors!
The other day death rudely tore an
Ohio man away from an Office he had
held for sixty-fye years.-Ex.
The Red Cloud chief., 1897-11-12

Thirty towns in Utah have no news
papers.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-11-18
AN INSPIRATION.
She Would show Her strawberry
Mark for identification.

There" she said as she finally got the
check properly indorsed, and handed il to
the paying teller; I'D like TO have the
money, please
The young man scanned il carefully, and
then looked at her.
lis there anything wrong with it?" she
inquired, apprehensively.
mo; ] am sure it's all right. Only we
have our rules here, and before we can let
you have the money you will have TO be
identified"
But the friends | am visiting took a trip
into the country with my mother this
morning"
Then you will have to wait till to-mor-
row"
But need the money to do some shop
ping with this afternoon"
I'm very sorry"
IT'S absolutely necessary TO be idcnti,
fed !" she asked, plaintively.
Absolutely"
We'll, | suppose | can manage it. Will
the bank be open for an hour?"
YES"
Then I'll hurry home and put on my
evening gown. It's a great deal of trouble,
but it's the only way, and I'm glad hap
pened to think OF it,"
81 don't quite understand"
why, ] have a strawberry mark on my
right shoulder: and everybody who has read
anything at all knows that there isn't any
better Identification than n strawberry
mark Washington Star.
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THE MISTAKE SHE MADE.
She DID Her Beat 20 Entertain n bored
Guest.

At a party the hostess said to a guest:
II want YOU to entertain Mr.. Blank a lit
tie; he looks bored to death. l will intro
duce him, and YOU must try to amuse him.
You know his strong point is butter, on
which he has written a book"
The l~ady-guest g%raciously undertook the
task of entertaining the man, inwardly won.
derine that he should be NO interested in
butter-of which she knew very little-when
his face indicated a mind given to much pro
found thinking.
However, with butter in view, she began
on the weather, gradually got TO the coun.
try, then on to a farm, from that to cows,
and at last to butter. The man looked more
bored than ever, the magic word butter
producing not the slightest effect, and he
left her somewhat abruptly, and soon with.
drew from the house.
II did my best" she explained to the
hostess; Il went through agonies to prove
that was deeply. interested in butter, but
il was all in vain"
"Butter!" exclaimed the hostess. what
possessed you to talk to that man, of ali
men, OF buttery / told you he had Just
written a book on Buddha, and | knew how
deeply YOU two were interested in the same
subject"
And they said in chorus: "Gracious!"-
Tit-Bits
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Philip knew then that the time had
come, and joined her before her fingers
had found their way half through the
little melody she was playing. She
stopped when he came in, and turned
to him with a question.
rs IL time yet?"
Pretty nearly; my train leaves at
ten"
You haven't told me how long you
will be away"
u don't know; I can't tell" He
went to the window and stood with his
back to her, SO hat she might not see
the hopelessness in his eyes.
She followed him and linked her arm
in his. Philip, you're not telling me
the worst of it; won't you trust
me?"
She got no answer in words, but the
sense of touch told her something of
his struggle for self-restraint.
"Why don't you let me go with you? ?"
she pleaded. Isn't it my right to share
your trouble and to help you bear it?"
He stood i~rresolute for a minute,
vainly trying to say something which
would be at once affectionate and in
definite; finding it altogether beyond
him, he turned abruptly, kissed her, and
was gone.
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w.
A MODERN MIRACLE.


Mr.. jenkins Fench sat in his private
Office in the new building of the ALA
coochee Land, Manufacturing and I'm
provement company, giving audience to
prospective investors as they were adj
mitted one at a time by the clerk in
the outer room. If, in the beginning,
the manager had played a somewhat
~leisurely second to Lawyer Sharpless'
lead, all traces of inertness vanished
with the breaking of ground for the
new city, and Mr.. Fench became for
the time an incarnation of enthusiasm
and restless activity. Allacoochee and
its advantages circumscribed the rim
of his horizon; the rest of the world was
4 mere tail to the comet of which this
latest luminary in the urban galaxy
wal the head.
And evidence was not wanting that
no inconsiderable portion of the world
OF investment stood ready I o take ALA
coochee at Mr.. Fench's appraisal. From
morning till night the outer Office was
crowded with buyers; and the rocket
like fight of prices seemed only to add
to the eager anxiety of those who wait
ed their turns to get speech with the
busy manager. 1t is true that Mr..
Fench left nothing undone TO fan the
flame of enthusiasm, and it is equally
certain that some of his methods were
rather more enterprising than honor
able; but no one stopped to analyze
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the reaping process while the golden
harvest was so plentiful, and Mr..
Tench's little ruses were accepted and
credited by scores of people who in the
ordinary walks of life were n~eit.4er
knayes nor fools.
Lot %, Block 16"-an elderly gentle
man whose portly figure and benignant
smile were best known to frequenters
of the Chicago board of trade had Just
been admitted to the presence-'Yes,
sir; that's one of the finest locations in
the city. Sold the lot next to it yes
terday 10 the Morton Cold Storage COM
pany, and they've got 40 men work
ing on the foundations for their build
ing now. No matter what you pay for
itto-day, the value win double within a
week; it's bound to. Why-the present
price, did you ask? Fifteen thousand
dollars; and if You stay here till the
day after tomorrow you'll say it's the
best bargain you ever he'd"
But, my dear sir-S15,0 900! Why,
that is a Chicago price-and for a dew
ilish good locality at that"
Mr.. Fench suddenly changed his tae-
tics. II know, Mr.. Brentwood. to a
man who hasn't had time to take in
the details of the situation it must
seem as if we'd all gone stark crazy
down here. If I could afford to do it,
I'd hold that piece of property till you
could look around and see for yourself;
! know how the thing looks" there
MAS an impatient ring at the telephone
Excuse me just n minute. Hello!
well, hello! Who is that? What?
Stanley? All right; what is it? About
what lot? Oh, you mean the one next
to the Morton company? Why-there's
a gentleman here now figuring on that.
What's that? Stand a little closer 10
the 'phone-now then, what was it you
said? The price? Fifteen thousand.
You say you will give fifteen five-I
can't take it till the gentleman refuses.
I'll call you up a little later. G~ood-by."
Fench rung off and resumed his seat
at the desk. you see how il goes,
Mr.. Brentwood; that fellow will be
down here inside of 20 minutes to raise
his own bid. How would you like 20
look at some of this residence prop
erty on Arlington terrace"
Mr.. Brentwood thought he should
prefer something in the business dis
trict; in fact, that Lot %, Block 16, was
precisely what he wanted. He had no
means of knowing that the telephone
was u dummy, rung at the critical point
in the interview by the pressure OF Mr..
Fench's foot upon a convenient button
in the floor beneath the desk. Nor did
Il occur TO him at the time that the one
sided conversation at the instrument
was peculiarly opportune. For the
moment the Chicago broker, like a good
~ number of those who were permitted
to breathe the speculative atmosphere
Of Mr.. Fench's private Office, took leave
of the calm good sense which made him
respected among his business associates
in Chicago. He swallowed the bait in
nocently. believed all he saw and heard,
ind refused to be diverted until he had
prevailed upon the reluctant Mr.. Fench
Is accept a round sum to bind the bar
gain on the coveted piece OF property.
As Brentwood left the Office by one
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-11-18
MISTAKE IN DELIVERY.
Customer Lost Because of the Mcr-
chants yersattItfy

Cnnnts Ntrsnttftty.
Queer things happen in suburban towns,
where the residents have a way Of utilizing
means at hand utterly regardless of the con
sequences. Mrs. Simpson, a notable house.
wife who lives in one of these terrestrial
paradises, recently replenished her stock of
household furniture at the only depart
ment store in the place and ordered the
purchases sent home that afternoon when
she would be there to receive them.
She was in a particularly happy frame of
mind as she sat at her front window watch
ing for their arrival, reInarking with salts
faction the vacant places the new furniture
would adorn, when an undertakers wagon
drove up and stopped in front of her door
and a solemn looking driver in rusty black
descended from the front seat and rang her
DELL. She did not lose a moment in raising
he window and calling to him in a fright.
ened voice:
Go awayl You've stopped at the wrong
house! There isn't any body here!".
81 don't want a body, ma'am, I've got
some things was told to leave here called
the man.
Take them back" she commanded, al
tell you ] wont have them! You ought to
be ashamed to stop herel What do you sup.
pose the neighbors will think?"
well, ma'am," said the man, as he
climbed on his wagon again, IF YOU don't
want YOU new furniture, all right, but I've
got IL inside"
"And | wouldn't take il as a gift" said the
distressed woman; the idea OF bringing my
FOODS in an undertaker's wagon"
I'VE hadn't another vehicle in the barn
and you said YOU wanted IL right off" re
sponded the man as he drove away.
But the man of many ~callings who had
Utilized the last conveyance in his establish
nent lost the sale of the furniture and the
good will of a customer who did not appre-
ciate such mortuary enterprise.-Chicago
Times Herald
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N PARAGRAPHS.
wit and Wisdom In short Sen
tences

wit ana Wisdom In short Sem
fences.
Where there's a will there's usually a con.
testant.
Snow comes down in the winter and ice
goes up in the summer.
Time flies. That's one advantage il has
over flying machines.
The wind has a great deal to do with
making the weather-vane.
When some men feel blue they get drunk
and paint things red.
The stronger the butter is in the tub the
weaker it IN in the market.
A doctor may spend money like water, but
he doesn't get il from the well.
After a man secures a girls hand he some
times finds she has him under her thumb.
One word always leads on to another-no
matter whether you are reading the Bible
or a dim novel.
A man must have o lot of bravery in his
makeup to enable him to listen calmly to
the whistlinR of bullets.
One should make allowance for youthful
'ollies. The cat, the gravest of all animals,
: the most frisky when young.-Chicago
News.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-11-18

The readers OF this paper will be pleased
TO learn that there is at least one dreaded
Catarrh Cure is the only positive cure
known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh
being a constitutional disease, requires q
constitutional treatment. Halls Catarrh
Cure is taken internally, acting directly
upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the
Of the disease. and giving the patient
strength by building up the constitution and
assisting nature in doing its work. The
proprietors have so much faith in it's cura-
tive powers that they offer One Hundred
Dollars for any case that it fails to cure.
SEND for list of testimonials.
Address +. j. Cheney 4 Co., Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, Toe.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
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AN AMBITIOUS GIRL.
From the New Era. creenburr. ind

From the New Era cxo.oh,~u IA
Tl.s ~
tnL zen year o'd u3ushter OF Mr.. M. ny.
ooa., ol nHr.'h,e, mo- mad been cured OF
aseNcre nihess' ne case seemed more than
gu oloinais one, anu consequently a special
rePresent3,lNe was sent 10 investigate.
LIE nyuol.s are we,i-to-uo farmers living
SvyVHHua.a Two niles southwes, oil hertsvlIle.
Mnen .he lepoiter called Mr.. and Mrs. Ky
we're AT nome also INC 2ther three children.
lJuse y we OLDEST. Sne had been gong to
sno'.loi Louh teals, ana was formerly IN
Nery e9ou neaith, put TOT the past year or
more sne had peen III,
year ago the present winter 1t was
ho IA tna' sne was breaking down IN
neal,n. r9f a time the cause could not be
as~certained, but ~ was hnally decided that
!, was IRON 'ser.study. IL has always been
sne ainoi.ion ot Louise 70 educate herself as
su ~ ~ Pos n lor sne was ANXIOUS 70
s.ap.a'e rom the common branches early,
anu y en.er = cYieee o' music, winch her
IS,eI's Vaniseu sne couiu 90 as soon as
sne snoulu nhisn the common branches.
itoN nnany cniiuIen py uiiiRent study 10
achieye their ambitions are lnjuring their
neaitni IL was 50 IN TINS case. The child
n;uh, nsru ~ oay anu oIten iaI ln,o the
nkn', ~ y Won ,ne respect ana aomira-
Lion :. ner .ea.her ana OF ai the school by
s aptness' anu rapiu iearning,
ror some une Louise experienced an m
Iapn WHEN sne would not make
have her r.r,a;n fror oaiedr my wouIp
- "a y. 'tnna.n irom seno9i; iier heao-
acns soon became unendnrable, anu was
t;u,n ~. neL .eaSner. enc had oy TINS
n" n..ss 'Jm ~, p ~ anu weak,
LILY ue5 sne became suddenly SICK at
'enoo,' ana was taken home.
f.rsr SEA AZ a.. wsehs sne suneIeu from a
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-11-18
un.ati.fnrt.ry An.uer.

IF 1 were to die, would you marry
AGAIN." said Mrs. Bickers to her hus-
band.
MY dear" replied Mr.. Bickers, ian
able philosopher nee said that no man
should be called u hopeless fool until
he had made a fool Of himself twice In
the same way."-Louisville Courier
journal.
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Gentle Rspronf

The infant of the household was in
its cradle. The head of the house was
at home, peevish and fault-fnding. At
length he become uncomfortable.
you've done nothing but make mis-
takes tonight" he growled.
YES" his spouse began, meekly; Il
began by putting the wrong baby to
bed."-Tit-Bits.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-11-18

Minister Ito elderly female crofter)-
I'm sorry to hear your potatoes are very
bad this year, Janet.
Deed they are. sir; but I've reason
TO be thankful to Providence that other
folks are as badly of as myser."-Tit.
Bits.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-11-18

Col. Yerger-whst Is the matter1 I
never saw you look 90 distressed.
Judge Peterby-My wife is danger
ously i'll, and l am trembling between
fear and hope.
who is treating herr"
"Dr. Soonover."
We'll, then, you can hope. He treat
ed my late lamented." Tammany
Times.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-11-18
The bigger Half.

II annot understand" said the bach
elor clerk, why a mans wife is called
the better half"
"You would" said the married clerk.
IF you had to divide your salary with
one."-Cincinnati ENQUIRER.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-11-18
A My.tery ErpInined

Maud-What do you think of Miss
H~igh-Note's singing? It's entirely by
ear.
Claud-Well, l was wondering how
she managed to make such a frightful
noise with her mouth.-TowxS Topics.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-11-18

Nellie Chafie tried very hard to get some
conversation out Of young Clamwhooper,
but he answered in monosyllables. At last,
hearing violin playing in the next room, she
asked:
do you play the ~violin?"
"No; that's a fellow in the next ROOM"
he said. with a sudden outburst of loquac
ity.-N. Y. World.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-11-18
No dalton.

did you buy that horse skeemcr
wanted to sell your"
"No, street Afraid of him."
Didn't Skeemer say the ladies in his
family drove him regularly?
well, he said he let his wife's mother
drive him every day." - Detroit Free
Press.
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81 can argue with anybody here"
said the contentious mar fiercely. at
can argue"
"Oh, yes, you can argue" said the
quiet little man in the corner; "the
misfortune is that you can't reason."-
Boston Traveller.
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Progression.

Father-When ! was a boy, children
had some respect for the advice Of their
parents.
Son-Yes; but in those days the chill
dren didn't know any more than their
parents did.,-N. Y. Truth.
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Fragile.

He-Miss Roseleaf's complexion is
very delicate.
She (without the least touch of mall
ice, of course)-Very; I've known a
single application of soap and water
to ruin it.-Judge.
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"why are you so anxious 70 marryT'
ITO get a little liberty. An unmar-
ried girl has practically none"
"And Is Georges reason the same9"
"N-o. 1 believe he Is marrying be-
cause he has had too much. His father
Post
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-11-18

why, I'd like to know said a lady
to a judge, cannot a woman become q
successful lawyer?"
Because she's too fond Of giving her
opinion without pay" answered the
judge.-Tit-Bits.
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They were happy. blessed as two people
must be who love with all their hearts and
trust each other from the inmost depths of
their souls. That their life was all smooth
] do not aver; but it was like what learned
men tell US OF the great ocean. The storms
only troubled its surface, and came from ex-
traneous agencies, such as no life is free
from. In its deepest depths was a perpetual
calm.-D. M. Craik.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-11-18
He Had Nine.

"A child In the house." said the
Thoughtful Chap, lis a Joy forever"
"Yes,"remarkedt the Nonsensical Guy,
somewhat sadly, land l know people
who are overjoyed."-Cincinnati Com.
mercial-Tribupe,
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-11-18
Two Ways TO win.

Foster--Look here, FELTON,! I took
I'm dead broke. thought you said
the owners were going TO play him to
win?
Felton-That's right. They did win.
They bet against him.-Puck.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-11-18

Minister Ito tipsy man coming u
of saloon)-My dear friend you'll regret
this some day.
Tipsy Man-Yes. I'll regret IT in less
than ten minutes. I'm going home to
my wife.-Harlem Life.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-11-18
No Danger.

Hell should think that girl would
be afraid Of getting overheated riding
her wheel so fast.
He-oh, perhaps her hair curls nat
urally.-N. Y. Journal.
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DUDLEY Canesucker-There is only
one hat left and it is not mine. ! want
my hat.
Hatkeeper-Was yours better?
"of course 1t was. Do you suppose I'd
have made a kick il II wasn't?'-N. Y
Weekly.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-11-18

Mr.. Gargoyle-Has Mrs. Chambers
gone upstairs to change her dress?
Mr.. Glanders-No; to change her
mind.-Louisville courier-Journal.
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A visit of congratulations.

What a lovely bouquet"
"Yes; I'm taking il to Mrs. Wells. as
this Is her birthday"
"But thought you were not on very
good terms with her now"
Neither i am, but this is her fortieth
birthday, and she knows that / am the
only one who knows it."-Judy.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-11-18
Tough Luck.

"We all have burdens to bear"
but some of US have a double load;
/ have to walk the floor with twins
every night."-Judge.
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Mine Host Ito barmaid)-You must
always fill up the judges glass when II
is empty without asking him whether
he wants another. Otherwise he will
feel ofended.-Fliegende Blaetter.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-11-18

slave you got anything in the way of
. water colorT" asker the caller.
You'll find the milk dealer on the
block below" was the reply.-Yonkers
Statesman.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-11-18

1.-THE Skittles next door are not on
speaking terms"
"What is the matter?"
"He told her he would go to Alaska
and get rich, and then he backed out"
Detroit Free Press.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-11-18
First %PrinctpIe..

Zerega-Do you know. / once saw Q
colored ghost?
Plaza-Nonsense! How could you
tell it was a colored ghost?
Zerega-It was chasing after a
chicken.-Brooklyn Eagle.
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The Appropriate Remark,

You should never say sweets to the
sweet,' when you offer a girl refresh.
ments," said Higgins to Nissan.
What should l sayP"
AN ice TO a nice girl."-Louisville
Courier-Jourpal.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-11-18

All, once when Julia read aloud.
My doting soul was rapt and proud:
But now. although 1love her more.
When Julia reads, I doze and snore.
CHICAGO Record.
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Diner-Is the iandlady's daughter
studying music?
Boarder-She's orly learning to play
the Piano.-Up-to-pass.
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Gone surely when st. Jacobs Oil cures
A bruise. Leaves no sign.

bah! / only married you because | pitied
You when nobody else thought anything
about you" Mr.. Henry Peck (wearily)-
"Ah, well, my dear. everybody pities me
now boston Traveller.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-11-18

Tommy-Pop, what's a pedestrian?
Cumso-Oh, he's one of those chaps
who's always kicking against the bicy-
clists.-N. Y. Journal.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-11-18
Their Mutual Affection.

He had a castle grand. ancestral
Her acres are both broad and trim;
He loves the very ground she walks on.
And she adores the site of him.
-Pick-Me-Up.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-11-18

she-I never use paints on my face.
He-So ! should judge, by your COM