New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-07-01
THE TALK or THE DAY.

itG issue or june -. !! ilpSE'-Sp Laura
cano" the leading Italian newspaper OF ms coun-
FRY published n euocls,ic biography OF Horace
Greeley As explained by Or. Luigi Royorsi. the
Editor II the "Progresso." It published AT the
renues: OF some subscribers in Danbury Conn.
who ing naturally little cOgnizant OF American
history asked their native organ in New-fork 10
inform them who Horace Greeley was and why
there was a monument erected in his honor In
front of The Tribune Building" I'll Progresso
Italo- Americano' In complying with the request
OF its New England subscribers. fills A column
OF one of It's long pages with an account OF the man
who founded in 1871 The New-York Tribune which
he made one OF the reputed. authoritative and
prosperous journals in the metropolis OF the United
States"
Absolute Certainty-"Are you sure this wheeiman
was riding faster than the law allows?' asked the
'uu tsSe:.ol,,olv cor,ain" replled the policeman
Bat II IS possible 10 be mistaken on such
"Not in this case. lie going so fast that he
kept ahead OF the brewery wagon whose driver was
trying TO run him down.'-(Washngtoh star
Tho Daniels parrot" that died in St. Johnsbury.
VI the other day. hfty-one years Old lie was
taken from tho nest when very young, ana ived
for fourteen years on the Isthmus % Panama For
seven wears he was with the Spaniards in Mexico
on a cattle ranch and spoke Spanish we'll lie
spent eleven years a steamboat crossing the
Calf OF Mexico: three years with the wise tamiy'
in ST Johnsbury and for the last fifteen years with
for him six years ago from the managers OF Bar
NUNS circus. He laughed and seemed very bright
almost to tho time Of his death
Little Johnny-Pa. is It true that fishermen are
"ipn! T r,' at ALL Johnny not at all And I ought
10 know for though | do say II, suppose tnere
never was a fisherman In this wo'Ir VITO cou1u
Compete with your Naturalization Transcript.
4 Roston correspondent OF The Springfield Re-
publlcan" says that there is n student at Harvard
buNp
beaten. and hopes that 1t will be kept up until
Harvard learns to be more democratic and takes
the best men she has" The correspondent says he
represents many more students
Mrs. buckley Is very much afraid OF germs"
"ilwavs bolts the water. even that which she
uses for washing her face ana hahds
.Put e'l noticed to-day when she paid her carfaro
that she had been carrying her nickel In her
mouth. Cleveland Leader
"a Kentucky mar" says THE Cincinnati Trib-
une" was fined s25 las, week for kissing a girl
once About three months back another man In
the same State was fined so for kissing another
girl three times. 1t will be interesting TO watch
these oscuatory experiments. for by so doing we
may discover iust how often is necessary TO kiss
a Kentucky girl without mourning the dspleasure
OF the law.
why do many modern writer's seem to pre-
fer notoricty TO farne?'
man has ,o c aarx i9r so
Record.
"fu came hup to stop me subscription" said an
indignant British gentleman reported by Tine
Cleveland Leader
"What's the trouble" asked the trembling editor
"Your hloomln old PIPER don't say that the
Jubilee festivities wound UP In a blaze of glory
Every other pyper In town says they did rake
my nyme Oft your list right away
Of
his Was a candidate Tor postmaster of San Francis
co. lie had been in charge of branch station Tor
signature. But the Congress delegation said they
didn't know him and though the uncle made per
| master Uncle Mckinley. however. may be deputy.
Hayo h the President for giving his uncle the
! office he sought-Bunalo Express.
w. NJ Rice formerly of The Fort Scott Wan)
Monitor" who has been travelling through Kansas.
| saws: Wheat is superb and. indeed. everything
but corn Is assured. and the prospect for that Is
| very fine The berry crop is rs good as has ever
| been known while apples and peaches were never
| moro promising at this tine of year. few moro
good rains will assure the corn crop. and, In my
opinlon Kansas Is out of sight All this talk
about prosperity INDUCED in by the pessimlstic
press for political purposes Is little short OF crime
| against the laboring people. Established business
| in Kansas Is good and conditions are improving.
/ Farmers who know their business making
money and business men.in other lines"
what's the matter. JACKIE asked his uncle.
| You look bothered"
| Il am" said Jack This English language Is too
much for me- Ma told me to stop In At Mrs.
Perkins's as went by and leave this letter. Now.
| II | 90 By | can't stop in. and II l. stop IN. why.
| don't YOU see | can't really go by"-IIarper :
| Bazaar
The Baltimore and Ohio Railroad Company will
give the grower s25 for the largest melon grown
this season the South to be presented to Presi-
dent Mckinley at the White House In Washington.
Fuddy-Saw Greggs just now. He's proud as
Lucfer $780,.
| Duddy-Why what's happened to him?
Fudly-Thc doctor says his trouble Is the gout,
| and you know, he thought 1t was only rheumatism
| --(Boston Transcript