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ERYTHlNG ELSE FAILED.

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sulting Physician of the Invalids' Hotel and
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away 80 plugs Of tobacco var in whis.
tin fur his dawg. That's IS apiece, OF
about $4,000 var, sayin nuthin about
the trouble of puckerin and the swarm II
the pesky dawg don't show up
What d'yo' think of 1t, kurnel?"
Abe replied the colonel after closing
one eye and squirting across the street,
"shake hands with me.
"I'll do it, kurnel.''
"Yo' ar on top Yo'll hey clean
100000 out of this thing within var
II yo had 'em ready today, Id buy 200
niger whistles Of yo' at 10 cents apiece. .
"D'yR mean it, kurnel?''
Fur shore! Don't wait a day to git a
patent on that thing!'
II won't wait an hour. Oh, by the way,
kurnel."
what is 1t, Abe?'
That's Joe Taylor's saloon right across
the road, and bein yo' was kind huff to in
vite me to Ticker I don't mind If l take a
leetle con juice-just leetle to keep the
skin on my eyes from peelin off, yo'
know!'' M. QUAD.
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q clip and 40 jumps day. That's 24o
feet day fur each and every frog In one
day the frogs of America jump 60, 0OO, 900,
600 feet Think Of the result fur a month
fur y'ar!''
It's tremendous, Abe, positively ire
mendous!' gasped the colonel as he wiped
the sweat from his brow.
"Yo' bet 1t is, and they all jump fur fun.
See the pint, kurnel-see my little scheme?
It's to make them frogs jump fur bizness
instead Of sport In other words, make
use Of the power exercised. 1t can be
stored like electricity and made use of to
run every factory in the world. Ten jump
in frogs, each one jumpin six feet, make
enough power to run SEWN machine
half an hour. Every 100 frogs will run
gristmill half day. That's jest common
jumpin. Hire q boy to go around with
pole and stir 'em up and each frog will
jump nine feet and never tech foot. I
put the number at $50, 00O 900, but in one
year this kin be increased by 100 per cent
The more frogs the more jumps; the more
jumps the more power; the more power
the more factories and the cheaper they
kin be run. I've got the idea, kurnel-
got 1t right down fne-and all want now
is to fgger leetle on how to store. up the
power Il, ,1se arin. Tn hound to beey that
in a day or two. and then what will these
peskv pike county slanderers saw
Say, Abe, it's a big thing-a powerful
ideav' whispered the colonel. "Yo'll be
a bigger man around heah than George
Washington. Shoe. shoot Who'd "a
Thought Of frorsI,,
"And. look heah, kurne]." continued
Abe as he rot his finger into buttonhole
and gently pushed the colonel against the
wall and held him there. "I,m no man to
,uiva NV so,,l IN IN enc scbama Snmth,n
might hammer 10 frogs. vo, know-an eni-
demio set in and carry ,em off or the hnll
croyd a. ,a,,, ,,i+ rho,,,,, atisn, IN their hind
lers and retlnca tha innns tn two or thrae
feet re- tha f,,oos ~ haaIs a,, r,,a I,,o oot
su,mtbin eIsa iess as GOOD ~ litt,s bsttsr
nra+ thasa p SusS ons'mt., .,ar,,,;nts, M
,rha', th h 80, = Cuas+ o. ahift,os, "a
wnn,t ' nS,s sr' = ~ anv v thau
don,t hao,. nhnt tha,, ~ ~. ta,i.;,, ,h o
Hn,y ,nanv oo,ns l., +%a 1Tn;tad Ststas
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Enr e., ,nontbs arsr ooa, 4 sy,tchin Ter
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bonrs = = co,v ~ aha,,t 90 ooo noo hnurs
fur all If ,am Every lime = cow syitchss
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Rough Luck.

Distressed Female-Oh, please, sir give
me something all the same!
Benevolent GentlemRn-Why all the
same?
Distressed Female (weeping)-Oh, sir
don't you recognize me? I'm the blind
mans wife.
Benevolent Gentleman Yes, remem.
Der you; but what's the matter?
Distressed Female-Oh, sir, we're in
fresh trouble. My poor husband has
received his sight.
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Westbound,
No. /.
Arrive Santa Fe
+ DAILY
Eastbound,
No. 3.
Arrive Santa Fe
DAILY ..55i
UAIIY
1850 O m
CHICAGO & CALIFORNIA LIMITED
1I:40 p rn
$3.50 D m


Westbouud, train No. will leave Chi
cago and s.. Louis on successive Wed.
nesdays and Saturdays, Kansas City and
Denver, Thursdays and Sundays arriving
at Santa Fe Mondays and Fridays. East
hound, train No. will leave Los Angeles
and San Diego on successive Mondays
and Thursdays arriving at Santa Fe on
Wednesdays and Saturdays.
These trains will be com posed Of mag
nificent Pullman sleeper and Dining cars
between Chicago and Los Angeles, Buffet
and Smoking car between Kansas City
and Los Angeles, and connecting Parlor
car between Los Angeles and San Diego,
also q through Pullman sleeper between
St. Louis Via Wabash Ry.) and Los An.
geles, In both directions without change.
Through Pullman sleeper between
Lamy and Denver, Colorado Springs and
Pueblo. M
No EXTRA FARE will be charged on
these trains, but only first-class transpor-
tation will be honored.
No DAY COACHES OR CHAIR CARS,
and passengers will be required to pay
scat or berth fare.
CALIFORNIA AND MEXICO EXPRESS
Trains No. ! and Garry Pullman pal
ACE and tourist slsepers between Chicago
and San Francisco, Los Angeles, Ell Paso
Y and the City Of Mexico, dining oars be.
tween Chicago and Kansas CITY, free re.
clining chair cars between Chicago and
81 Paso, vest Of Kansas City meals are
served at the famous Harvey eating
houses. -
CONNECTIONS.
Close connections are made 10 Union
Depots Of Chicago, Kansas City, Denver.
Colorado Springs and other principal
. stations on the s6anta Fe Route" with all
lines diverging. For further particulars
oall on any agent Of the ''Esnta Fs Route
CT the undersigned.
10. LUTz, Agent Santa u.
y. =. NI0HoxaoN, q. =. y, 0hicaeo
oity Ticket Once, First National Bank]
Building. 81
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The Colorado Midland Railroad

Reaches the grandest scenery in the
world, Ute Pass, Pixies Peak, Hagerman
Pass and He'll Gate; many beautiful sum-
mer resorts; the most famous mining
camps, Cripple Greek, Leadville, Victor
and Aspen. 1t is the short and direct
route to the fruit lands of the Grand val
ley, the Great Salt Lake and the "Golden
Gate" Through Pullman sleepers and
chair cars on all trains.
W. f. BAILEY,
Gen1 Pass. Agent, Denver Colo.
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Your Alter Ego.


London Answers recently offered prize
of one guinea for the best reply to the
proposition, If you change, who would
you like to beg" Some of the answers are
printed herweith:
II were not myself, would like to be
some one who is my exact counterpart, for
am happy and contented In my present
condition. And what could wish more2
What would suit me? Why, would
like to be admiral of the British fleet re-
turning to Spithead after the next great
laval victory.
Who would bep My only son. He will
become one of the greatest men of the day
Nothing can prevent 1t. He is handsome,
pluoky, athletic, has superb voice. Moth
ing Is beyond him. His brain is of extraor-
diuary power. In short, he takes after
mo IN every detail.
My wife's second husband
Why
Beoauss The married folk we'll know,
And al tbs single guess,
To-day within our heaven below
She makss true happiness.
The lat took the prize
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-02-15

Every family Is
liable to a great
many common ais
inents a II d dis
eases which are
durable without
the aid of a ply
stefan if proper
treatment is fol-
lowed according
to a safe and COM
petent authority.
7 he Peoples
Common Sense
Medical Adviser,
a splendid thou
sand-page volume,
by r. V. Pierce,
M ~ 1l,sar
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Utterly Had.

\ eyes," spake they Of the ono who had
gone, "he was utterly and hopelessly bad.
His wickedness might have been forgiven
had it been accompanied by any redeem
ing trait, but he had none He couldn't
even tell funny story. indianapolis
journal.
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Tho Thought Was Hers.

II suppose that you and your wife are
two souls with but single thought, :"
said his old friend Tom Dick, who had not
seen him since his marriage.
Thatsabout the situation, " said Henry
Peck, and about half the time she will
not tell me what that thought Is. Truth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-02-15
Explaining Her Absence.

Fat Man (in the museum What has
become of Miss Svengali, the snake charm
or. do not see her in the accustomed
chair this afternoon?
Miss Skinanbones-Sh has accepted a
lucrative position in the delirium tremens
departments Of jag institute. Chicago
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The Reason.

Gallery Gpd-Why don't those bloomin
singers sing SO youse kin understand emp
-Companion--Dey wouldn't sell any song
books den Adams Freeman.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-02-15

Did you hear that Shorter has been
losing heavily at the stock exchange?
Has he been bulling the market?
Well, no; rather think since he has
lost 30 heavily he has been trying to bear
1t the best he knew how.
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In Hard Luck.

That's the third tack I have stepped
on, complained Wheeler the night after
the new carpet had been laid II don't
believe I could pick 'em up any faster If
had pneumatic feet "--Cincinnati En-
Quirer.
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just The Way.

st. Louis woman secured $4,000
damages from a man who kissed her
without permission. More than likely it
would have cost him good deal moro
had he kissed her with her permission.
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An Extra Advantsge.

The bloomsr girls who ride the bike
Can nov indulge In smoking, too,
Since they Ut least match can strike
The same way that their brothers do
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Accaunfa tor lf.

Editors Wtfe-Who wrote that beauti
fol article How TO Manage Wifss
Editor--Y Young Jones.
Editors wifs--Why, ! didn't know b,
was married. q g
Editor -H He isn't.
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Pride.

81 may not be very wealthy, but I can
afford my own carriage and pair" said
the fond father as he wheeled his twins
along the sidewalk. Yale Record.
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HIS Way.

Trimmins has first-rate voice, SAID the
critic at the concert; but he always comes
in behind time.
Yes, replied the man who lends money;
guess it's force of habit. Timmin's
notes are always overdue.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-02-15

DR.. Pierce's s s!!!!ss:ss', Il ID 4
constipation are
cured in thorough, natural, scientific way
by Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. They
clear the superfuous bile out of the
blood tone the stomach and cause the
bowels to act comfortably and regularly.
;s s:'s :; 4: Pleasant IS; s II
iousness, pinples, and palpitation of the
heart are all caused by constipation, and
constipation is cured positively and per-
manently by DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets.
One tiny "Pellet" is a mild laxative two
are mild cathartic. They can never
purely vegetable. There HAJIAfC.
is no substitute for them. 1 NAASSSs
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Dead Easy.

Robbins-It is said that two people can
live on less than one. How do you ac-
count for 1t?
Mack-N Necessity. NV Truth.
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The Difference,

Proud Father-That is sunset my
daughter painted. She studied painting
abroad, you know.
Friend-Ah! that explains it. never
saw sunset like that in this country.
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After They Ouarrclcd.

She-After all you'll never find anothe
place like home
Hell hope not. New York World.
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Net Neeessary,

Little 0irl-Does your mother talk
much about woman's rightsY
Little Boy--No;, shs jus' has 'em with
out any talkin'.
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Gucele Not,

Hsrdup (scribbles) My dear fellow,
couldn't o lend me 4 W
wiegihs (soribbisa below Ny boy,
ron must think that ! am . y! 5.s
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Not Used to Catching Anything.
so your friend didn't catch his train,
after all9''
"No. He sa detective.s'- Detroit News.
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Illustrated
Special Edition
New Mexican

Nov On sale. bsSlre a
copy and Sand II TO your
friend u the east. Price 10
cents; ready for mailing II
cents,
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Two Armies The Regular and IT.
regular!

Two ArmieS-Yhe Regular ana IT.
regular!
To which would you prefer to belongS
The regular, undoubtedly. The irregulars
are, admittedly, the most numerous, but
they are in very undesirable state of
non discipline. Hostetter's Stomach Bit.
ters will soon remedy this want in dis
ordered liver or bowels. Billiousness
manifests itself in yellowness of the skin
and eyeballs, sour breath, furred tongue,
morning nausea, discomfort in the vicini-
ty of the liver, vertigo and sick headache.
Hosts of people suffer thus. These signs
OF insubordination to the governance of
health, together with an irregular condi-
ton of the bowels, are soon regulated by
the bitters, which also overcomes malaria,
dyspepsia, rheumatism, neuralgia, ner
vousness and kidney trouble. As q
means of checking premature decay,
Fastening convalescence, and mitigating
the infirmities of age, the great tonic is
without a parallel
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-02-15

The Coquett's Calendar.
Flirty days hath September,
April, June and November;
In Valentine month I firt like fun,
AS in the others every one.
And as to leap year, o. that's prime,
There's one more day of flirting time.
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A., 7. & S. F. TINE TABLE.
effective Nov. 4, 1867
Eastbound,
No. 4.

Santa Fe, N. NJ, We'd
nesday and Saturday
The times., 1897-04-12

was valued at ST 25, 900; every dollars
worth of value being in the labor placed
upon the stones and not the intrinsic value
of the fragments themselves.
The effect of this schedule. should it
become the law, is question in which the
public is interested This watch move
ment'' is simply prelude TO syndicate
arrangement, restricting the production
IN this country and raising the price on all
watches The cheaper the grade, the
higher up viii go the price. If this absurd
compound duty is maintained, the good
watch that can now be bought for 30
viii go at once TO SO. and so on, all along
the line of values. Nothing better could
he asked by the watch manufacturers.
CompetitionhaS brought thepriceof watches
dcwn, so that the poorest iaborer can carry
q timepicCe, but the era OF watch trusts
and the consequent increase in price is at
hand, if such a duty is permitted to stand.
In the face of this proposed increase
of duty, one of the principal watch-Inanu-
facturerS of the Uniled states has just
completed a contract to deliver 1875 900
sets of watch movements at a price 20
per cent below the cost of laying down
a similar foreign watch movement in this
country. with the duty added There will
be no limit TO the possibilities for money
making by the leading manufacturers OF
watches OF the UniJed States if this para
graph becomes a law, and the same may
be said OF the manufacturers Of watch
cases The whole thing is vicious and
the Senate committee viii hardly be able
TO face the condemnation that viii be
he3ned uDon il il il permits this paragraph
TO stand as it passed the House.
The times., 1897-04-12
DESPERATE ATTACK ON MANILA.
The Natives Attempt It's Capture,
But Are RepuIsed.

San Francisco, April 11.-Details of a
desperate attempt to capture Manila are
given in the Hong Kong papers, which
reached here today by the steamer Gaelic.
This attempt was not made by the inSur-
gents outside the city, but by the dis
satisfied natives and half breeds still
rcmaining in town. The plot was connected
two months ago. The signal for the up
rising was to be simultaneous fires in three
districts of the city. The natives inside
were to fall upon the guards while the main
body of troops were eng ged in extinguish-
ing the fires, and at the same time the
gates were to have been opened allo wing a
large force of well-armed insurgents to
pass in and capture the arsenal and main
positions.
One premature fire spoiled the plot. a
number of Spanish officers were surprised
and killed In the subsequent attack, but
sufficient warning had been given to per-
nit thetroops to guard all districts. Their
superior arms soon told on the insurgents
who, after plucky fight, escaped by boats.
1t was so narrow an escape for the troops,
however, that the guards have been In
creased.
The times., 1897-04-12
PASSED SUNDAY ON THE WAVES.
Mr.. Mckinley Postponed for a Few
Hours His Return.

President Mckinley and his party did
not return to Washington yesterday. al
though it was the general expectation that
they would do so. 1t was the intention
of the President to reach Washington not
later than Saturday, when the trip was
begun.
The Washington and Norfolk steamboat
passed the Dolphin at anchor in the lower
part of the river early yesterday morning,
and that was the last that had been heard
of her up to a-late hour last night.
1t is thought that failing to reach the
city Saturday night, owing to the bad
weather, the President decided not to fun
up the Potomac on Sunday, but to wait
until this morning
1t is said also that Mrs. Mckinley is not
well and that 1t may have been thought
unwise for the Dolphin to proceed on her
trip ON this account
The party will probably be in Washing
ton at an early hour today. The Dolphin
may tie up at the navy yard, or possibly
if the tide is not high at the footof Seventh
street Word viii be telegraphed up from
Indian Head when She is sighted there
and the White House will be Informed
so that carriages may be in waiting fol
the party.
The times., 1897-04-12
AUCTION SALES

THOMAS BOWLING 4 CO., Auctloneers,
6I2 r street north west
TRUSTEES SALE OF VALUABLE UN
IMPROVED PROPERTY, SITUATED
ON SOUTH SIDE OF L ST. BET EEN
Sd AND 4TH STS-, Nj.
BY virtue OF certain deed of trust dated
December 3, S95, and duly recorded In
Oi tue land records of the District of CO-
lumbia, and at the written request OF
the party secured thereby, we VIII sell
at public auction, in TTonJ OF the premises.
on Thursday, April 10, at O'Clock p m.
the following described property: All OF
lots numbered twenty-five t2Jl, twenty 81 x
t26b, twenty-seveu ~, twenty y-elght 2SJ,
twentY-nine t291, thirty (30J, and thirty
one t3IJ, OF the subdivision by X. NJ. Hall,
tagent FOR Hiram y. WadsWOrUhJ. OF square
numbered seven hundred and seTent u our
(7741, as per plat recorded IN uDer W +. +,
folio, 100, OF the records OF the office
or the survey or of the Dlstrictof Columbia
Terms OF sale. One-thlrd Cdsn, balance
In one ana two years, at per cent per
seni-annually, to be secured Dy deed OF
trust ON property sold, or ali cash. at option
or the purchaser A deposit OF $500 re-
qulTed at the time OF sale, conveyanclng
and recording at purchasers COST Terms
OF safe TO be complied with in ten days
from day of sale, otherwise trustees re-
serve the right TO resell the prof. eFty at
the FISK and cost or defaulJing purchaser,
after five days advertisement )f such
resale IN some newspaper publ sneQ in
JESSE V. N HUYCK,
1905 Pa. ave, NV, Trustee.
JESSE n. VAN AIS TYNE,
1905 Pa ave. NV, Trustee.
ap3,5 81 c, 10, ,l2,l3