New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-03-20
THE TALK or THE DAY.

The Indian girls OF the Crow Agency boarding
school in Montana. gave a soree dansante the
other evening and the following girls were present.
Clara Spotted- Horse. Edith Long-Ear. kitte Mcoi-
cine-Tail. Lena Old Bear. Clara Bu-Nose. Blanche
In,le-star. Nellie Shel-on-the Neck, Mary Old
IackRabbit. Bertha Full Mouth. Katie Dreamer.
Fanny Plenty Butterflies. Bessie Crooker-Arm,
Martha Long Neck Isabe. Lunch. Flay Hairy
Wolf Alice Shoots She Goes. Stella Wolf House
Iucy Hawks Beatrice Beads-on- Ankle susie Bear
Laws Down Louisa Three-Woves. Anna Medicine
Pine Maggie Broken-Anke. Ruth Bear-in-the-M MID
die Helen Comes Out-of-Fog. Sarah Tnree-iron'.
Ida Wrnkle.Face Jessie FlatHead Woman. Lot
tic Grandmother's Knife. Esther Knows-Her-Gun,
Minnie Nods-at- Bee. and Daisy Young-Heif
A man dashed into drugstore and breathiessy
accosted the clerk with
'.Say-I want some medicine. and want II quick
tool But :or the life OF me can't tell what the
name is" , - o. ., m, I,
them demanded the disgusted clerk l can't
oo said the ;bd S, Su sn sr
lower side OF this lake. ehY'
'Do YOU mean PUTIN Bay"
That's it. That's f., And what's the name OF the
old fellow that put in there once you know? Ceie-
brated character. you know" n...,
Good. I've got it! I've got H." shouted the Gus.
toner That's what ! want! Gimme ten cents
worth Of paregoric"-(Iiarpers Round Table.
considerable pressure" says The Washington
Post" has been brought to bear upon Senator
Wolcott by his colleagues In the Senate to give to
the country some OF the results of his recent mis-
sion abroad. To their requests. however. Mr. VOL
colt has unsclfshly turned deaf He had
told his Senatorial brethren that nothing would
please him better than 10 make thorough state
ment OF his investigations into the bimetallic out
look In England and on the Continent, but he feels
that II anything is to be accomplished 1t must not
be by exploiting the subject. He is thoroughly sat
~ l,o hoe taa
he positively informs the Senator'S but personally
he will say nothing publicly for fear that it might
embarrass the commissioners whom the President
will send abroad"
An Editorial Necessity.-House Agent-Let me
see ] have very nice vacant fiat, sir, OH
Applcant-Won't do | don't want fiat. must
have a house.
"HouseT
Yes with a garden"
"Garden?'
Certainly"
'Um-weil. now I think OF 1t. have one place
little out that might suit. There is a space OF ten
fifteen square feet at the back. II IL now paved
with stone, but the pavement can be taken up
easily enough"
THAT will do"
IAN right Fond Of flowers, eh?"
mo but I've got 10 have some sort OF q garden.
you know, because I'm the editor OF an agricult-
ural paper. '-lNew-iork Weekly
Some interesting facts have been published re-
spectng the eetotal colliery village OF Roe Green
In Lancashire, England. Twenty-Five years ago the
houses Of the village belonged almost exclusively to
the Bridgewater trustees. who employ most OF the
men. To-day. out OF 40 houses eighty -one are In
habitcd by their owners. The Rechabite Tent has
membership OF 40; the Band OF Hope, 2s5
Original Guliibty -"People must have been Gre
ated guble" remarked the observer Of men and
things. when II Is a matter OF record that the
hrst slad-hand game was worked by poorly
equipped swindler as serpent. '-tDetroit Jour