New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-05-21
THE TALK or THE DAY.
Gadzooks-what do you suppose will be Turkeys
answer to the Powers?
Hounds-Fee my biceps.


answer to the Powers?
Hounds-Feel my biceps.
so dead in love with her, and all so eligible that
to settle the matter she agreed TO marry the o''e
who should guess the nearest 10 hSr aee'
II don't know. ] know that she married the one
who guessed the est."-tPearson's Weekly
Stephen Crane. having remarked In one OF MS us
patches from the seat Of war that batte soufios
like tearing CLOTH 'The ST. Louis Globe-Democra'
suggests that he may have been climbing fence
just then.
ri,a Rorehom rea.ing his Alpine adventures)-
There stood the abyss yawnng AZ my feet- n
a.roDner (yawning portentously)-'ScUse me, a.,
but the things Observation-Disclosures "ords
Connecticut papers say that the oldest man In
the State is Manuel Oliver Levy, OF Stonine'oh'
who was born In Portugal lo4 years ago
IT have here n neat and pretty little letter.
oPsner befan b fn9 said the business man, sad
". "I'm marrled."-(Cncinnau Tribune
A Kentucky woman, hearing that her cook had
cnnIicd for n divorce asked what was the reason
for so doing well ma'am," said the COOK mo
an Jake has alters got along pretty well out
done got my sister divorce for 81 10 ana
thought I'd Jest git one while they were cheap
First Paris Artistry you put Eat salt in &c
pqs; Second Artist-Eet Is FOR a marine picture.
make ~ paint salt; zen when 20 Americans put
zar fingers on e water ana Fe. s w6nderfl
We almost taste ne salt of 20 ocean. zen "ay
buy.-(New-York Weekly.
young English actress, or her press agent
threatens 10 bring suit for libel against fhiNp
Rurne-Jones Rudyard Kipllng, or DOM because
she gays thnt tho woman In Burno-Jones picture
Tho Vampire" looks like her She declares IL Is
bad enough to be called n vampire, but hlpnh9
has made matters worse by thus describing her'
"A fool there was and he made his prayer
Gwen as you and ID
To n rag and a bone and a hank Of hair
eve called her the woman who did not care).
But the fool. he called her his lady fair
Gwen as you and ~
How still they are" remarked Mrs. Fogg.
apropos of tho young couple in the next room. NJ,
army days II was always wonderfully quiet Just
previous to an engagement. "-(Boston transcript
The Red Cross Cycle Corps Of Chicago. was or
ganized to furnish prompt medical treatment TO
persons injured IN bicycle accidents The plan is
for each member Of the corps to be Instructed IN
the preliminary principles Of surgery, so as 70 De
ready TO relieve suffering wherever found Each
mcrber of the organization will be required 10
carry strapped to his wheel, small medicine case
filed with bandages antiseptic dressings and drugs
ready for immediate use.
What Called Hint don't think you ought TO
he bitter against the president OF Inc bussT ND,
no lost all of his money, as we'll as some OF
yours ,s .h hro,hor
with the long upper lip and the mouth that looked
ne n II had been made with an axe TO think or
iosn' my money TO a blame fool -lndianapoHs
Journal
Here IS dlt.y tina. is popular in the London
music halls just now:
SHOULD vile oppressors hamper you In some far
distant land,
For liberty and freedom strike meet danger hand
in hand.
Though YOU may be outnurbered, while you've
strength enough to stand.
Face the music boys face the music
South African affairs Of late have caused a great
TODD.
And fate proved very hard indeed on Jameson's
gallant crew,
But Rhodes has come 10 England Ike Bri;on
bold and true,
Face the music, boys. face the muster
Mr. Gaswell accompanied by several members OF
his family was looking through the stock OF the
picture dealer with view to making purchase
''What is the name of that one?' he asked. point
ing with his cane at painting hanging on the
wall. - >, ,,, 49,, so,,r
How does that strike you?' said Mr. Gaswell.
turning to his daughter.
ut won't do" answered Miss Gaswell with much
positIvcness she wears a style of halo that's
twenty-ive years old."-(Chicago Tribune.