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The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-01-28
A Thermometer FREQ.

Warmers Safe Cure Co., Of Rochester, N.
Y, are sending out limited number OF NC
cu~ate spirit thcrmom clers graduated from
20 degrees below zero 10 l20 degrees above
and mounted on heavy 4y0 inch card board
in red and green, by mail, free to any ad-
dress on recent OF two cents In stamps to
pay postage. To be sure the free distribu-
tion of the thermometers is intended o ad-
verfise the celebrated Warmers Safe Kid.
ney aud Liver Cure tsee advertising col
nmns) but nevertheless they will be found
20 he useful as well rs ornamental little
articles for the home or Office and well
worth tho little trouble and expense Of
sending for them.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-01-28
A TERRIBLE FATE.
Expedition of gnriishman Wantonly Mas
anrrch In Ncsf Africn.

sacred In West Africa.
LoNDoN, Jpn. ga dispatch from
Lagos, capital of the british West
Africa colony of that name. gives the
details of the massacre of the British
expedition under Consul-Gcneral ;. X.
Phillips by the inhabitants of Benin
City early during the present month.
The party was unarmcd and was pro-
ccediug to Benin City in order To make
a request for palaver, or conference.
with King Obbeah. The nine officers
were unarmcd in order to impress the
king with the peaceful character of
their mission and over 300 ma
tive carriers were taken with the
party to propel their canoes
and carry presents intended for
the king. After proceeding up the
river the expedition landed at spot
about Is miles from Benin City and the
carriers were sent ahead through the
dense Jungle, the officers following.
Five miles from Benin City the officers
suddenly came upon narrow detile
which was filled with the dead carri-
ers, who were fearfully mutilated
Almost Immediately afterward the of
ficers and their servants were sur
rounded and attacked by hundreds of
savages armed with guns, cutlasses,
spears and clubs and in "a few minutes
all the members of the party excepting
Boisragon and Locke were killed. OF
the $50 carriers only one escaped.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-01-28
NEGROES LYNCHED.
Three louisiana Murdcrcrs Hanged and
RiddIed with Bullets.

Three Louisiana Murdcrcrs Hanged and
RiddIed with Bullets.
ANTE CITY, La, Jan. 21.--A large
mob went to the Jail here last night
and. securing johnson and Joiner. ne
groes accused of the murders of five
members of the Cotton family. and
Williams, negro wife murderer,
took them TO the woods and hanged
them and riddled the bodies with bull
lets. 1t was at first proposed to burn
Johnson at the stake, but this was pre-
vented by the leaders. johnson and
Joiner were brought here from New
Orleans yesterday to plead to the in.
dictments against them, and after the
hearing were remanded. During the
day citizens went To the Jail and John.
son made a confession.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-01-28
Big Failure In st. Louis.

ST. Louis, Jan. 22.-The Dodson-lIils
Co. has filed chattel
for $s7, 200 to secure creditors
and the firm is in the hands of a trus-
tee. The assets of the company are
estimated at ever $4,000 consisting
of plants in Iowa and Missouri, and
5000 in outstanding accounts. 1t
was one of the largest concerns of the
kind in the west.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-01-28
Iowa Trainm.m Ouarrel.

oTTUMwA, Ia: san. 2l.S-Engineer C.
W. Lamb, of Keolsuk, and brakeman
Frank Lafferty, of Eddyville, quarreled
while their train was at the station
here. Lafferty gave Lamb probably a
fatal blow with coupling pin. Laf-
ferty escaped. The two were members
of Rock Island passenger crew.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-01-28

Against disease, one which enable Us 10 uu-
dergo unscashed risks from burtful climatic
Influences, exposure, overwork md fatigue,
Is the vigor that Is impaired 10 debiltated
physique by the peerless medicinal safe
guard, Hostetter's Stomach Bitters. You
than the trained athlete, although your mus
cular development may be far inferior to
his: Vigor implies sound, good digestion
and sound repose, two blessings conferred
by the Bitters, which, remedies rnalarial,
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-01-28
Archbishop sued for slander.

MILWAUKEE, Jan. .ey.-Fatherl Hells-
tern, a deposed priest of st. Mary's
Catholic church at barton, Wis, has
filed suit for $50, 600 for alleged slander
against Archbishop Kalzer of the dio-
cese of Milwaukee. The proceeding is
without precedent and If a compromise
is effected it must first be sanctioned
by the none ..r
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-01-28
Mail from India Fumicated.

New YORK, Jan. 22.-The mail from
India, which is being distributed in
this city, has been thoroughly fumi-
gated to guard against any possibility
of danger from the bubonic plague.
This fumigation marks the first official
recognition of the existence of the
scOurQe
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-01-28

WASHINGTON, Jan. 22.-The secretary
of the interior has issned a requisition
on the treasury for SIS, $50 900 for next
months quarterly payment of pensions,
as follows: Topeka, s3,s75, 900; Phila-
delphia, S1,975,600 New York, sl,775,-
900; Louisville, sl,O25, 900; Knoxville,
81 500, 900: Indianapolis. s.. 700. 600.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-01-28
InternationaI silver Coin Proposed.

WASHINGTON, Jan. 2l.-The move
ment for a common coin, upon which
to do business with countries ON sill
yer basis, has taken form. A resolp-
tion has been offered in the house with
TINS end in view.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-01-28
[ro BE coSrrNuEp.l


II guess know what saw with my
own eyes," said the cross-eyed man.
"You wouldn't call that unbiased tes'
timony, would you?" asked the Other
man.-Indianapolis Journal.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-01-28
Spread of smalI-Pox In Havana.

WASHINGTON, Jan. 22.-Gen. Wyman
yesterday received a telegram from
Havana that shows a startling condi-
tion of affairs in that city. 1t states
that there are 1900 cases of smallpox
among the residents of that city. This
condition, the general stated, is due to
the lax quarantine system in force in
HnNana
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-01-28

NEW YORK, Jan. 2l.-Mme. Nellie
Melba, under advice from her p.aysi-
clan, decided to sail for France next
Saturday to remain at least two
months, but it is possible that She may
not return this year.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-01-28

CHICAGO, Jan. 21.--Alfred Ashbrook
a millionaire sheep owner of Mel
bourne, Australia, died in 1896 and
left his estranged daughter Edith one
third of his vast estate. The heiress Is
supposed to be in Chicago or its vicin-
ity and detectives are trying to find
ha,
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-01-28
LIKE THE KANSAS WAR.
Oregon Legislature Is Proceeding on th'
Double Barreled Plan.

Doubles BarreIed Plan.
SALEM, Ore, Jan. GAS an outcome
of the fight for United States senator
there were two different organizations
of the house i'm the same hall. The
Benson men, supporters of Senator
Mitchell, organized rump assembly
with 33 members present. Smith, OF
Marion. took the place of temporary
speaker, beside Davis, previously
chosen to that office. Chief Justice
Moore swore the members in and per-
manent organization was effected by
electing H. i. Benson speaker.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-01-28
Indians Must Go Thirsty.

WASHINGTON, Jan. 22.-The senate
committee on Indian affairs yesterday
authorized a favorable report on the
bill prohibiting the sale of intoxicat-
ing liquors to Indians, and ii was after
ward reported to the senate by Senator
Pet III urau
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-01-28
Lion wheIps Born in wichita.

WICHITA, Kan, Jan. eat the win
ter quarters of McMahon's circus the
lioness, Cleopatra" gave birth to
three whelps yesterday morning. Such
an event is very rare in the temperate
zops
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-01-28

ST. Louis, Jan. 92.-Judge Philips, of
the United States district court, yester-
day sentenced Ralph Creese to three
years in the Missouri penitentiary and
DR.. Adella Walters to 20 months. They
were convicted of completely in "a
scheme to photograph government cur
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-01-28

CuuRcHEs are beginning to understand
their business when they serve free lunches.
-Atchison Globe.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-01-28
No.To.R Rao for Fifty Cent..

Over 40, ,00J cured. Why not let No To- Bac
regulate or remove your desire for tobacco
Saves money, makes health and manhood
Cure guaranteed, soc and VI 90, all druggists
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-01-28

SOONER or later every great thought will
make its way around the world.-Rams g
Horn.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-01-28

TURNING a mad dog loose Is n trifing
thing compared 10 what the devil can do
with gossiping tongue. = Rams Horn.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-01-28

CAscARETs stimulate liver, kidneys and
bowels. Never sickcn, weaken or grippe, 10c.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-01-28

FRS stopped free and perrnapcptiy cured.
No fits after first days usc of Dr., Kline's
Great Nerve Restorer. Free 81 trial bottle q
treatise. Dr. KLINE, 933 Arch ST., PhilA, Pa.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-01-28

SIMULTANEOUSLY with the discovery Of
her first gray hair, woman discovers that
it runs in her family to turn gray early
Atch son Globe.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-01-28

PIso's Cure is the medicine to break up
childrens Coughs and Colds.-Ains. M. q.
BLUNT Sprague, WASH, March 8, ~
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-01-28

THTJohu A. Salzer Seed Co.. La Crosse,
Wis, sent n special trniu load Of seed potar
toes, seed oats, grasses aud clovers ~ Texas
customers, leaving La Crosse january 11th
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-01-28

az Know now. remarked the young man
who was sued for breach Of promise, why
they call 1t 'courting.' Credit Lost.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-01-28

"WnY can't you get an accident insurance,
Grumpyin because they say I'm TOO stin
to dodge bicycles. Detroit Free Press. -
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-01-28

| How 1T would soften the pusi, OF tho door
In the book agents face sometimes, IL we
could see the little hands that stretch out
| to him for bread.-Ram's Horn.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-01-28

EIrnEa people should be more natural out
In company or less natural when alone
with their families.--Atcliison Globe.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-01-28

ONE reason there is SO much profit Ia
neighbors provide Ill The feed for them.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-01-28

PLEASANT, Wholesome, Speedy, for coughs
is Hale's Honey OF Horehound and Tar.
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure In one minute.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-01-28

sLP-a. sprain--' lame. st. Jacobs OH
cures IL ull the same.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-01-28

BREArHLtss HuSTER.--'I say, bcy, did
you see rabbit run by here,n Boy-',Yes,
sir.n "How long agor' Boy-"I think
lean Review. -rt trt
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-01-28

IF you are unjust to u friend don't i'm.
agine that because he says nothing he
didn't notice it. --Atctison Globe.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-01-28

The inventor Of pins did more for the
world than the builder OF the pyramids. :
Ram Horn. - 'ss-s~ !,
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-01-28

AN Atchison man and his vile are not on
speaking terms. because no said he cou dn't
tell his rubbers from hers.-- Atchison Globe.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-01-28

WRINKLES come with neuralgia. They go
with st. jacobs Oil's cure Of IL.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-01-28

BEFORE YOU put in a crop Of wild oats
remember that ,yea will have. to reap what
you SOW Rams Horn - - "a.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-01-28

LoNG and short-years with rheumatism
no time with st. Jacobs Oil and cure.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-01-28
CHAPTER 1.

HE managing ed
itor of the New
York Argus sat at
his desk with a
deep frown on his
face, looking out
from under his
shaggy eyebrows
at the young man
W h o h a d just
thrown a huge fur
orercoat on the
back OF one chair.
while he Sat down
himself on an.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-01-28

Jusr try l0c. box OF Cnscarets candy CO.
hartic, finest liver aud bowel regulator made
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-01-28

A MAN humps himself with lumbago. II
hustles when cured by st. jacobs on.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-01-28

PAINS and ucies break down. st. jacobs
OIL builds up aud finishes with Il cure.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-01-28
DoS'T refuse or excuse st. Jacobs on
the cure for bruise.

OuR idea OF good cook is one who fries
oysters in such way they don't shrink
more than half.-Atchison Globe.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-01-28

3 IT robs tie world for man OF ability TO
live in ideness -Iianis Horn. ae ~ q
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1897-01-28
Good rrncious," cried The cdi,or.

Good gracious!" cried the editor.
There is no good gracious about it
I'm going TO travel as millionaire's
daughter. and it ISM likely that one or
two dresses will do me all the way over"
but you can't get ne1 dresses made
in week" said the editor.
Can't |? Well, you just get me the
$500 and I'll see about the making"
The editor jotted the amount down.
"You don't think $500 would do?" he
said.
NO, I don't. And say. am to get q
trip to Paris after this is over, or must
| come directly back?"
"Oh, guess we can throw in the trip
to Paris" said the editor.
What did you say the names of the
young men are? Or are they young :?
Probably they are old fogies, If they are
in the mining business"
NO; they are young, they are shrewd,
and they are English. SO, You see. your
work is cut out for you. Their names
are George Wentworth and John Ken
yon."
"Oh, Wentworth is my man." said the
young woman, breezily. John Ken
yon! l know just what sort of per-
son he is-somber and taciturn. Sounds
too much like John Bunyan, or John
Milton, or names of that sort"
well, wouldn't be too sure about it
until you see them. Better not make
mp your mind about the matter"
When shall l call for the S500?"
"Oh, that you needn't trouble about.
The better way is TO get your dresses
made, and tell the people to send the
bills to our Office"
Very WELL" said the young woman.
II shall be ready. Don't be frightened
at the bills when they come in. If they
come up to $1,000 remember l told you
l would let you off for $500"
The editor looked at her moment,
and seemed TO reflect that perhaps II
was better not to give young lady un-
limited credit in New York. SO he
said: "Wait bit. I'll write you out
the order, and you can take it down
stairs"
Miss Jennie took the paper when il
was offered to her, and disappeared.
| When she presented the order in the
business Office the cashier raised his
| eyebrows as he noticed the amount
and with low whistle, said TO himself:
Five hundred dollars! Iwonder what
game Jennie Brewster's up to now"
The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1897-07-22
The Somerset Reporter
A Weekly Republican Newspaper.
,,,xRpp AS SECOND GLASS MAIL NATTER.

The miners in the country are under
aid and many of them receive miser-
ahle pittance for very hard and danger
ons labor. Three dollars week and
nav in goods out of the company's stores,
is slow death to miner who has family
10 support. Competition, and Canadian
obinmepts. with dull business ard
combinations of operators to run the
nrice of mining and transportation down
70 the lowest possible figure, has brought
men who work in mines as day laborers,
n this verge of starvation and despera-
lion. Strikes and loekouts are uncertain
comedies. and arbitration slow process
for emergencies like the present. A
revival of business would have tenden-
ev TO help, were operators inclined to
pay as high wages as they can afford to.
This we hope will come along early,
hut general miners strike throughout
tbe country would be one of the greatest
detriments TO this desirable end. The
restoration of the tariff rates of 81
cts. a ton on coal, will have tendency
to improve the business, and give opera
tors opportunity to advance the wages
of workmen.
The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1897-07-22

The conference committee on the
tariff bill after nearly weeks close at
tention to the work agreed upon the
conflicting features of the Senate and
House bills and reported the bill to the
House. where, late Monday night, it was
passed by a vote of $50 for TO lis against
il. 5 Democratic congressman voted for
the bin and II Populists against it. The
conference bill as reported increases the
duty on raw sugars and in a smaller
ratio on refined sugars, thus decreasing
the differential that goes as profit TO re-
finers and at the same time increasing
the estimated revenue to the govern
ment. The conference bill places the
tax on hides at 10 per cent instead OF
30 in the Senate bill with full draw
back of the duty on hides subsequently,
exported as leather. There were slight
changes made in wool and woolens and
other schedules. The bin is now in the
Senate where it is being subjected to de-
bate. 1t is expected that a vote will be
reached today or Friday.
The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1897-07-22
Doctors and Patients.

A physician with large practice
sees strange sights-some humorous,
some pitiful and some irritating. Sir
Benjamin W. Richardson, commenting
on the fact that these singular sights
tend to produce in the DOCTORS mind
the feeling AL things are alike to
all, " says he once surprised bishop by
saying that the writer of Eoclesiastes
must have been a doctor.
Once a woman who kept a fuel store
brought her husband to DIR. Richardson
In little cart with his body covered
with small coal, under the idea that by
this means she was keeping him warm.
Another woman to whom he prescribed
an ether mixture, therefore volatile,
first made it warm in order that ii
might be agreeable to take.
He was called in the early days OF
his London practice to visit servant in
large house, and overheard the mis-.
tress ask the housekeeper: What sort
Of a man is he, and how did he GOMEZ
Did he driver"
~ think you'll like him, ma am, j
replied the housekeeper, but, poor
man, he is only walking doctor yet. y
People made distinction between
the walking and the driving doctor il
former days. A physician with large
paying practice used to ride in chariot
which cost 800 guineas. Now people dc
not care if doctor comes in a landau
or brougham or a cab, provided be
comes quickly.
The old physician was known by
everybody as doctor He wore long,
broad tailed coat, knee breeches, Hes
sian boots, frilled shirt with rutfles al
the wrists and a large white cravat Of
the finest lawn. He carried cane with
perforated box at the top, which held
camphor or some other smelling sub.
stance When he was called to consul
tation, he expected to find table
spread with wine glasses decanter OF
brandy and q bottle of wine Youth
Companion.
The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1897-07-22

by local applications as they cannot reach
the diseased porti~n Of the ear. There IS
only one way 10 cure Deafness, and that
is by constitutional remedies. Deafness
is caused ty an infamed condition Of the
mucous lining OF the Eustach.an Tube.
When the ;nbe gets infamed you have a
rumbling sound Of imperfect hearing, and
when il IS entirely closed Deafness is the
result, and unless the inflammation can be
taken out and this tube restored TO is
normal condition. hearing WI DC destroy
ed forever nine cases OFT Of ten are
caused BY caiauh, which IS nothing but
an inhamed condition Of the mucous sur
faces.
We will give one Hundred Dollars for
any case Of Deafness Caused y catarrh]
that canno, he cured y Halls Catauh
Cure. SesG .or circulars. free.
F !. CHENEY 4 Co, Toledo, 0.
n Sold b druggists. sc.
The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1897-07-22

Treasure trove interests everybody.
Mr.. Robinson tells of IL crowns Of
gold set with precious stones, found in
1858 by some Spanish peasants near
Toledo. One of the crowns has the
Gothic name of Suinthila, who reigned
from 621 to 631. Who buried them? We
shall never know. The brooch of Tara,
Irish work of the seventh century, was
picked up by child on the seashope in
1850. A viking robber may have
dropped it. The bullion of English
kings was found in 1910 at Cuerdale
where it had been laid in 9l0. The ring
of Ethelwulf of Wesscx turned up at
Laverstock On the Test AS to draw.
ings friend of mine found one by an
intimate friend of Michael Angelo in a
dirty little print shop for half crown
AT Merton my friend Mr.. Essen
found a treasure trove Of old mezzotints,
beauties, i'll the attic over his college
rooms. The letters of Warwick the
king maker were discovered In a loft
over coachhonse ty Mr. Maxwell
Lyte. The magic crys tai of King Lo-
thaire in the British museum was sold
by curiosity dealer, inscription and
all, for 10 francs. The museum paid
e267- But why maggie The ball is
Engraved with Susanna and the Elders
Otherwise Miss X might go and have
''scry' in it.-Andrew Lang in Long
man S Magazine.
The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1897-07-22

Brookline, Mass, July 19.-If the body
OF Grace Stevenson lies in the Brookline
woods, yesterdays searching party
made up of seven members of the po-
lice department, physician and a party
OF newspaper men, after a fiYe-bours
tramp failed to reveal The slightest trace
of the missing girl. The wood and
marshes around Chestnut hill reservoir
and bordering on the Charles river and
the Newtons were patrolled about 20
miles being traveersed by the searchers.
Nothing was discovered which could be
connected in the slightest way with the
missing girl.
The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1897-07-22

A Kennard street man who has until
recently been the possessor of a large
mustache and very little hair shaved of
the former. When he reached home
after this sacrifice, his family had to
look at him several times before they
recognized him. After awhile they be.
came more accustomed to his altered
appearance, and finally his little girl,
whose looks still denoted her astonish-
ment, said:
Well. anyway, papa, it was shame
to waste your mustache, Why didn I
you have the barber stick it on the TOP
of your headY Plain
Dealer.