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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1897-03-18
WANTED.

A German girl wants a situation as
nurse or house maid. Is thoroughly
competent.
Address this office. 4560-3t
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ROOMS TO LET.

Furnished rooms on Kawaiahao
Lane near King Street, suitable for
single gentleman. Apply on premises
or G. H. Greene at Boat Landing.
4559-1W
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PASSENGERS.
Arrivals.

From Portland, per S. S. Mount Leb-
anon, March 17.-Mr. Adams and two
in transit.
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HOUSE TO LET.

RESIDENCE formerly occupied by
j. ii. Wodehouse, Jr., situated on Ke-
walo street. Further particulars to be
had OF j. H. Boyd at the Interior
O1nce. 4560-tf
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FOR SALE.
WANTED, A GOVERNESS.

By family residing near Honolulu.
Must have experience in teaching the
English branches and understand the
new methods used. Also competent to
give instructions in music Address
&c. IT," Advertiser office 455S-3t
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VESSELS EXPECTED.

Vessel: From: Date:
Sh Echo, Newcastle. Due
Bktne Newsboy, Newcastle. Due
Schr Novelty, Newcastle. Due
Sh ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Due
Stmr Prosper, Port Gamble. Due
Brig ]. d. Spreckels, CMahukona)
Bk Seminole, Newcastle. Mich. z
Schr Olga, Newcastle. April 13
Ger blk Paul Isenberg, Liverpool.
........... May 80
Blk Iolani, New York June 20
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HOH0IIgn Lodge TX N0.2I.F.GB.M.

There will be a special meeting of
Hawaiian Lodge, No. 81, F. & A NJ.
at its hall, Masonic Temple, corner of
Hotel and Alakea streets. THIS Fri
day. EVENING, March 18th, at 100
o'clock.
WORK IN THIRD DEGREE
Members of Pacific Lodge, Lodge lie
Progress and all sojourning brethren
are fraternally invited to attend.
By order Of the w. NJ.
T. c. PORTER, Secretary.
4560-1t
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NOTICE.

During my absence from the Hawai-
ian Islands, Mr.. G. D. Chase will have
full charge of my business and is au-
thorized to COLLECT and receipt for all
sums due me. E. r. ADAMS.
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NOTICE.

All accounts of THREE MONTHS
or longer standing will be placed in the
hands of our attorney for collection,
unless immediate settlement is made.
4552-15t ]. J. EGAN.
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STOLEN.

Rambler bicycle from front of Homo
lulu Library about Z o'clock Wednes-
day night. Reward for information
and return of wheel THIS OFFICE.
4560-tf
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METEOROLOGICAL RECORD.
By the Government Survey. Published
Every Monday.
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NOTICE.

During the illness of Mr. A. Lieben-
roth. Mr.. j. H. Walker will occupy the
position of advertising solicitor for
the Hawaiian Gazette Company.
4560-tf
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NOTICE.

Mrs. De Rochelle Ouellette will, from
this date, receive musical pupils who
desire to study the best method for
pianoforte at the Royal Hawaiian
Hotel. 4556-tf
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NOTICE.

All watches left for repairs with Mr..
Parson, late of Nuuanu street. can be
had by calling at T. Lindsay, jeweler.
Love building, Fort street 4559-1m
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REWARD,

"A reward of one years free delivery
OF the Pacific Commercial ADVERTISE
VIII De given to any person who will
give such information as will lead IN
lne arrest and conviction of any per-
spn guilty OF stealing that paper from
the place of regular delivery.
THE HAWAIIAN GAZETTE ~
honolulu, 18th March, 1897.
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commodations.
T. G. SMITH. Gen. Pass. & Tiki Agt
q. p. DENISON. superintendent
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WHARF AND WAVE.

DIAMOND HEAD SIGNAL STA
TON, March II, 10 D. m.-The wealth
CT is clear; wind, fresh; northeast.
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Barometer corrected for temperature
and elevation, but not for gravity.
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FOREIGN MAIL SERVICE.

Steamships will leave for and arrive
from San Francisco on the following
dates:
Arrfua az Honolulu II aaua uopn1,,I,, O.
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Wednesday. M
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1897-06-05

A Schilliug d Compan.;
san Francisco
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1897-06-05

on the 3rd inst with 400 tons of
sugar, valued at $22.0sl.
The o. and O. steamship Belgic,
Capt. Kinder, arrived late last night
from san Francisco. after fine trip
of six days. eleven hours. She spoke
the Coptic at a. IN. on the End. and
the Australia on the following even
ing at 9.1j o'clock. The Belgic has n
rather light passenger list. with only
twelve for this port. She will sail at
1870 pm.
No lumber laden vessel has been
wrecked recently in the vicinity of
Samoa, as has been supposed. The
lumber stenciled "B. y. b." picked
up in that vicinity. was part of the
deck load of the bark Oregon. which
sailed from San Francisco last Decem-
Der, was caught i'm the big hurricane
off Samoa and lost 10000 feet of lum-
Der from her deck load. The Oregon
is now on her way back to San Fran
cisco
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1897-06-05
IN THE SHIPPING CIRCLES
\ STRANGE SHIP APPEARS OPP
PORT.
5. 5. Belgic and Schooner Bessie Minor
Arrive--Arrivals and Departures at
Other Island Ports.

The Belgic sails at 1890 p. m. today
The Lehua sails on Monday at > D.
m. for Hawaii ports.
The Annie johnson sailed from Hilc
for the Coast last Wednesday.
The Noeau arrived from Hawaii this
morning with 4191 bags of sugar.
The shooner Queen arrived in Nah
ukona from San Francisco yesterday
morning.
he kinau arrived early this morn
ing with 1907 bags of sugar, 151
sheep and a miscellaneous cargo.
The Waialeale arrived this morning
with 700 bags of sugar, the clean up
at Klauea mill, which shut down last
week
y four masted bark sailed past the
port this morning, westward bound.
As she made no signals. her identity
could not be ascertained
The w. II. Dimond will sail for the
Coast Wednesday morning, the 9th.
Capt. Nilsson, will have to use his
strongest glasses to see the races this
year.
The American schooner Jessie
Minor. Capt. Whitney, % days from
Eureka, with 81, 520 feet of lumber
for Allen d Robinson, and PIG hogs.
\. f. lngersoll was a passenger.
The Molokai arrived from Molokai
this morning with % head of cattle
and 90 bags of taro. Deputy Marshal
Hitchcock, Dan McCorriston. Ben
Meyer and Mrs. Lang We're passengers
The schooner Muriel. Capt Carlson,
arrived at Honoipu on the Goth ult,
~ days from San Francisco. to Theo.
II. Davies & Co., with a cargo of Star
oil. groceries and plantation supplies.
Passengers from San Francisco: Geo.
Hind, Miss Nellie HinC, and Miss NJ.
Rowen.
The brigantine John d. Spreckels,
Capt. Christianson, arrived at MANU-
kama on the Goth ut.. Is days from
San Francisco, to Hawaii Railway
Company. with cargo of grain. flour.
lime. bricks and assorted groceries.
and 80 tons plaster. She sailed again
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1897-06-05
THEIR BOAT CNpStHED.
Narrow Escape of Two Youthful
Nachtsmen

Johnnie Cowcs and Patsy Gleason.
amateur yachtsmen. had very mar
row escape from drowning while out
for sail ON Wednesday afternoon.
They are venturesome youths. and al
though good sailors, went a bit too
far out The breeze was fresh and
the sea moderate, SO they sailed out
on the "billowy" just TO see what it
was like. \ big wave caught their
little craft and the breeze helped turn
IT over. Both lads are good swimmers.
so il did not take them long to get
back TO the capsized boat, after they
had been thrown into the water.
There they clung for two long hours.
Try as they would. they could not
right the boat, and the prospects be
gan to look very gloomy. when some
boy friends, out for a sail saw them
and went TO the rescue Patsy and
Johnnie were not much the worse for
wear.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1897-06-05
ARRIVALS.

Saturday, June ,.
o. and o. S. S. Belgic. Kinder. from
San Francisco.
Am schn Jessie Minor. Whitney. %
days from Eureka.
Stmr kinau, Clarke, from Hawaii
and Maui ports.
Stmr Mokoli. Bennett, from Molokai
ports.
Stmr Waialeale, Parker, from Ha-
wall
Stmr Noeau, Peterson, from Hawaii
Stmr Kaena, Wilson, from Waialua
ports.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1897-06-05
THE VERDICT UNANIMOUS.

e ry customer who has seen the
"new organizes" at Kerr's proclaim
that they are the prettiest and most
varied collection ever offered to the
ladies of Honolulu. A single yard at
wholesale price
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1897-06-05
DEPARTURES,

Saturday, June }.
o. and O. S. S. Belgic, Kinder. for
Yokohama, at 1870 p. m.
Am blk Fresno, Underwood. for the
Sound.
Stmr Kilaeau Hou, Weir for Ha-
wall ports, at p. m.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1897-06-05
Refurnishing
Your Horse.

Perhaps it is a sing
ular way of putting it
but that is practically
what you do when
you give him clean,
fresh feed, if he has
been used to amy
old thing"
You make him look
and feel like new.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1897-06-05
PASSENGERS.
Arrived.

Per S. S. Belgic: NJ. Schweitzer. Sa-
boro Koya, Mrs. Saboro Koya. JAS
Hogg, Mrs. Jas. Hogg, Samuel Parker,
William j. Hogg. Miss Mabel Hogg,
Rudolph Spreckels and servant, Al
fred T. Hartwell, John Hoffacker.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1897-06-05
WHAT A WOMAN CAN DO.

She can rumple up fifty dollars
worth of dress goods. and buy a reel
of thread. with an order to have it de-
livered four miles away, in style
that will transfiX the proprietor of
the establishment with admiration.
She can-but what's the use? A wo-
man can do anything or everything,
and do it well. She can do more in a
minute than n man can in an hour.
and do it better. She can make the
alleged lords of creation bow down to
her own sweet will, and they will
never know it. Yes, and more than
that she can tell good beer from bad.
That's why all sensible women insist
on having "Rainer" Beer. They know
it's the healthiest and best bottled
beer to be had. Phone 7S3.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1897-06-05

1T is a startling fact at, almost
without exception, the adulterated
teas are dangerous to health. Some
of them are actually poisonous"
N. Y. HERALD.
Yes; some-not all. But
that isn't the point. You drink
tea because you like it-not
because it is good for you.
The wholesome tea is also the
best-tasting. Schslling's Best
at grocers' in packages.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1897-06-05
1T MAKES A
DIFFERENCE HOW
a VIII EEL is BUILT.
The Sum Total

of excellence in bicycle
is its capacity for standing
WEAR AND TEAR. If it is
THE CRIMSON, the Sum
Total is comprehended in 1.-THE
motto:
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1897-09-17
TEN MONTHS ON AN ISLAND.
Ship Bound for Honolulu a Total
Wreck.


The Fiji Times of August eth says
that the Government dispatch steamer
Clyde, Captain Callaghan, arrived in
port on Monday evening at about 9
O'Clock from Funafuti, Ellice Group,
and had on board a shipwrecked crew
which they had picked up at Sophia
Island. They were the remnants OF the
crew of the ship Seladon, and they had
been on the island 10 months. One of
the crew related the following:
'The Seladon left Newcastle, New
South Wales, on the 18th of July, 1896,
for Honolulu, with a full cargo of coal.
On the night of August 18th at 1870
o'clock the vessel struck Starbruk ISL
and. About 10 minutes after she
struck there were four feet OF water in
the hold, and we proceeded to launch
the boats We had time to put a guam
THY of food and water in them. The
two boats contained eight men each.
We lay by till daylight and attempted
to board the ship to get the sextant,
but on attempting this it was found
impossible owing to the seas breaking
over the vessel as she lay on her side
on the rocks.
''The captain then decided to attempt
to reach Maiden Island. Having moth
ing but a chart and a compass we did
not succeed We then attempted to
make Christmas Island, but missed
that also. We then put before the wind,
steering between south and southwest.
On the 18th of August, II days from
leaving the ship, the gig we were tow
ing capsized. We picked up all in her
except Kristian Nilsian, chief mate,
whom we never saw again.
On the oath, II days out, the captain,
Actolf Jeger died. On the Goth of Au-
gust, % days out, our provisions were
finished Our last tin of meat, five
pounds, was shared out among IA men
at one meal a day and lasted three
| days. Having had rain occasionally, we
caught it in the sails, and so had wa
ter During all this time we never
sighted any thing but sea and sky. We
were reduced to skeletons and very
weak We sailed on, however, more
dead than alive, for six days more, and
on the evening of the sixth day sighted
Sophia Island, having sailed nearly
1000 miles.
can hour later we reached it and at
tempted to land. We drove straight on
to the reef and were cast ashore, our
boat being smashed to pieces. We lay
on the beach unable to stand, until as
sisted by some natives. We reached
their houses, and were treated by them
with the utmost kindness. The natives
consisted of two Rotumah men and
four native women. On the seventh day
after our landing on Sophia Island
the carpenter, Tollah Olsen, died. never
recovering from the effects of the eX
posture in the boats. The natives
shared what provisions they had with
us. and for the rest of the time we sub
sisted on cocoanuts, sea birds and tur
tie. which were not by any means
scarce.
eve remained on the island, in all, 10
months and 10 days, till the arrival of
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1897-09-17

After the fire last evening a wrench
and a ground hose-coupling was left
on the sidewalk by one of the steam
companies. A member of the depart
ment went in search of the tools, but
failed to find them. The police were
notified.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1897-09-17
LEWIS e. CO.,
Agents. Honolulu, n. !.

steamship Clyde, only sighting one
sailing ship a good way off and a
steamer, which was too far off to see
the signal we hoisted on the highest
tree"
The shipwrecked crew sailed from
Suva for Sydney in the Norwegian
bark Ellen on the 4th inst.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1897-09-17
Handsome furniture
for parlor or bedroom

received by the same vessel
and offered at exceeding
ly low PRICES.
We have chairs and tables
|of good quality, to hire for
balls, parties or entertain
mentS.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1897-09-17

No other dealer has the
same assortment.
These goods came on the
barkentine w. @. Irwin on
Friday.
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c. BREWER ! CO., Id

Queen Street, Honolulu. II. /.
AGENTS FOR
Hawaiian Agricultural Company. Ono
mea Sugar Company, Honomu Sugar
Company, Waikiki Sugar Company,
Waihee Sugar Company, Makee SUI
gar Company, Haleakala Ranch Com
pany, Kapapala Ranch.
Planters Line, San Francisco Packets;
Chas. Brewer & Co.'s Line Of Boston
Packets.
Agents Boston Board of Underwrit-
ers.
Agents for Philadelphia Board OF Un-
derwriters.
LIST OF OFFICERS:
P G. Jones, President; Geo. II. Rob-
ertson, Manager; E. F. Bishop, Treas
urer and Secretary; Col. w. F. Allen
Auditor; G. NJ Cooke, H. Waterhouse
G. r. Carter, Directors.
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C.. D. CHASE.
Real Estate Agent
AND
Notary Public.
<s7 Fort Street. Telephone 184.
FOR RENT.

FOR RENT.
S2125 - Beretania Street: - House
contains Parlor, Dining Room, 2 Bed
Rooms Kitchen, Dressing Room, Pan
try, P. w. G. and Bath. Servants
room outside
WANTED.
nicely furnished house for a few
months for a very desirable tenant.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1897-10-02
EVERYTHING is QUIET.
Some Miners Return to Work,
but No Trouble.
THE CoRoNERs INQUEST BEGUN.
Nearly All of the Testimony Was the
Same as That at the Hearing of the
Deputies at wilkesbarre-The Militia
May Soon BE W ithdrawn.

HAzLEToN, Pa, Sept. 24.-Coroner
Mckee has begun the inquest into the
deaths of the Lattimer victims. A two
hours session was held during which a
score of witnesses were examined.
There was present quite an array Of
attorneys, and they occasionally sug-
gested questions to the coroner, who
carried on the examination. District
Attorney d. A. Fell Of Luzerne county
was there, and III. A. Fuller of Wilkes
barre appeared for the coroner, State
Chairman Garman, John McGahren
and B. f Loughran for the prosecution
and George II. Troutman Of Hazleton
for the deputies. DR.. Thordovitch,
secretary to the Austro- Hungarian con-
sulate at Philadelphia, and r. ID. Coke,
attorney for the consulate, were also
present.
Nearly all the testimony adduced
was q repetition of that brought out al
the hearing of the deputies in Wilkes
barre. Most Of the witnesses were for
eign strikers, who were in the march
halted by the deputies deadly fusilade.
They gave the details OF the affray.. as
already published, and all declared that
none Of the strikers were armed; that
Sheriff Martin pulled revolver on
them, but no one attempted to take il
from him; that no violence had been
offered that official, and that the min
ers had no intention Of making an I'M.
lawful demonstration. The hearing will
be resumed today.
The strike situation remains I'M
changed, except FOR the return to worl
of those Harwood miners who were
afraid to go back. Every colliery II
the region worked, and there was moi
the slightest disorder anywhere.
The question of the withdrawal Of
the militia remains undetermined, bui
that it will begin before the end Of the
week is felt by those at headquarters K
be almost a certainty.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1897-10-02
WouderfnI Results N Eve surrery,

The unexcelled success of Dr. Sadler
in eye surgery continues Mr.. Samuel
NJ. Long. so widely known about Con-
nellsville. Pa, who had been blind from
cataract for some time, has been restored
to sight by the Doctor without an hours
pain Mrs. VIM Steiner, of Reedurban,
O., also blind, was also restored without
pain and went TO her work in two
weeks. Mr.. Enoch Thomas of Atlanta,
Ind, also blind from cataract, restored
with as little discomfort, and is at work
in the rolling mill again. Mr. A. NJ.
Cunningham, of 0ttowa, Kansas, blind
in the same way, lost one Of his eyes in
an unskillful operation in the west. In
four weeks from the time he gave the
other eye in DR.. Sadler's charge. be was
back travelling the prairies of Kansas at
his business. Mr.. Geo. Stitt, Leechburg,
Pa, now at Atlanta, Ind had one OF
his eyes gouged out of his head by bar
of iron, leaving it permanently turned
far outward DR.. Sadler, (s04 Penn Av-
enue. Pittsburgh replaced it in normal
position.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1897-10-02
TO ORGANIZE MINERS
The American Federation of La

The American Federation of Laboi
Sends Representative to Hazietop.
WASHINGTON, Sept. 24.-At the sess
ion OF the executive council Of the
American Federation of Labor o reso
luton was adopted regarding the shoot
ing at Lattimer, Pa, on Sept. 10, a
follows:
"Resolved, That we declare the at
tack of Sheriff Martin and his deputies
at Lattimer on the marching miners
then ON strike was brutal. unprovoket
massacre, inspired by the coal operators
6i that section to defeat the demands
Of the men for better conditions.
Resolved, That the ever ready use
in late years of court injunctions
armed force and the state militia in
times of labor troubles is only part Of
the insidious program to entirely sub
jugate the workers of America for the
most debasing degradation.
Resolved, That we condemn most
severely the wanton killing and wound.
ing Of the poor miners at Lattimer and
will give our fullest help through the
trade unions and the American FEEDER.
alton of Labor, to raise moneys for the
Sheriff Martin and his murderous min.
ions, that through the courts of our
land even handed justice may be done
to atone for these revolving murders. u
Frank J. Weber, one of the fedora
ton general organizers, was directed
to proceed Immediately to the Luzerne
district. Pennsylvania, for the purpose
of helping in more thoroughly organic
ing the miners and to endeayor &c
effect an adjustment Of the miners
strike in that region.
1t was determined that measures in
the interest of labor should be formu.
lated and presented to president Nc
Kinley with the view of his incorpor.
ating them in his next message to con.
gress.
The council then adjourned subject
to the call of President Gompers, hav.
ing completed the business for which
It was convened.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1897-10-02
Lightning Hot Drops
What e Funny Name.
Very True, but 1t Kills All Pain
Sold Every~iisre. Every Day
Withous fse'ieE There is No Par
The Klondyke Gold Fields

Are now attracting the attention OF
the whole world, and the results of
placer and quartz mining are fully
equal to the finds of nuggets in the
early California days and extraordin-
airy inducements are being offered to
prospectors, practical miners and in
yestors.
BY next spring the gold fever will
have taken possession of thousands
of people, and the Western roads will
have all they can do to transport the
fortune hunters.
The Chicago. Milwaukee & st. Paul
railway, and its connecting lines, offer
the best facilities for reaching the
Alaska gold regions.
For further information, address
John r. Pott, District Pass. Agent,
Williamsport, Pa.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1897-10-02
Pointed Paragraphs.

A bad epigram, like WORKOUT
pencil, has no point to 1t.
Compliments on a tombstone might
be properly termed epi-taffy.
Marriage is an eye salye that re-
stores the sight of blind lovers.
Conversing with man who always
agrees with you is about as monoto-
nous as talking to an echo.
The wise man profits by experience
but he is still wiser who profits by the
experience Of Others.
When man has reputation fol
wisdom he can say foolish things and
his friends applaud them as sarcasm.
1t takes the average woman about
twice as long to make up her COM
plexion as it does to make up hei
mind.
Some men are never satisfied TO re-
main at the bottom of the ladder;
they always try TO get farther down.
A man gets very little credit fol
what he does in this world, but he
gets lots of blame for what he doesn't
If you want to see the smartest,
cutest and sweetest baby that ever
lived justget any mother to show you
hers.
The girl who tries TO initiate mar
is idiotic, but the imitation is often
very flattering just the same.
A man isn't always to blame for
thinking more of his typewriter than
he does of his wife; be can dictate TO
his typewriter.
Some of US have more ups and
downs In this world than others, but
when we get to the cemetery we will
all be on dead level.