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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-09-21
RAILROADS..
PENNSYLVANIA
RAILROAD.

q Ii AAAGhA)kA4
STATIONS foo, Of IVES, .rwe1ty,.hIra Street and
se ms from a S Sna ts6w 70;
7;Ss 3. FAST MAiirallman Bsne PsrI % car Car
cssO., 50. coaches to fl;,sburss
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For S cSeaso Pnns n so and
:a"11o'!s I GSado s. tI h9u sr LOUIS EXPRESS
VI %EsrhRNS E%PREs snGdSS c a' CHI
76r " fqH sHSRf si'HI EsNyfnEssror cncn
7 "ManaP PAciF Il i 9%:nssror pi,tseurs and
ssnioago Connects Ter C.ege!and and Toledo e1cep'
WASHINGTON AND THE SOUTH.
% e. 30 20 9S5 pnns cap 10 81 M iS3S ,r. 10
t ~, Dining cap, AS dining Carr. $50 !? 10
so sn, s4nay al iI r S: o5S a. ~ i ., nny
so Gar 1IT APP ss g ~ 70 mi nfs night
Atlantic COAST LrNE-Exprsss. 81, a. M. and SIS
f6RRS 5E Fdyr 0 a51rsA EAB 1aSrS e:y
Atlantic Sr 1nd p r. S2y Stree, s,a,o,
% p NJ and pesbross,s and cortlandt Streets. 40
Lax HaSEPs, l2' s, m Tssaa agssy
se' sa 9a noS s Pis ss 9m Ms'! &
Dcstrs.d ana iu gI c a. M 10 s' p II 10 GlS
;io 42o, 80. ECO p. m. sundays. o.45 a. M. 5l5
FOR PHILADELPHIA.
els 725 7.55 SO. s55. 80 tpcnna r,m.ted 50
tD1l l carl 100, Hos l:55. i55. o55 Bob
80 10 uDinlEg Can, 49, Dining CarJ. $50 Dining
Can. 1.i0 { 10. $50 p. m II 10 sht. suueqys g. 10
30 so. sos 90, 90 n.mited). a55 I05j a. m .
l55 dr!ns Car. 800 as Dining Can, 49, DINING
night. - ~
Ticket Offices Nos 4Gi. 9ii 1895 1923 III and 28 Broad
way; Aston fou West Twenty third Street station
ana stations foot ~ DsbrOss and Corandt Streets:
tourt street SEQ Fulton street. 9S Broadway. and
:ooklyn Annex station. BROOKLYN Station, Jersey CITY
The New York Transfer Company WI! call for and
check baggage from hote.s and resden through 10
destination. e -
j. Is. HUTCHINSON, J. T. WOOD
General Manager General Passr Agent.
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ROYAL BLUE LINE,


TON.
From Whitehall Terminal South Ferry.
Weekdays. 1855. 800 II - Dining Carr. A. NJ l:55
3:2' 4:3 Dining carr. 5:55 7. a.. 1910 mdt. Sun.
days. 300 IL :.5 Dining Carr, 4. NJ. 1855 455 Dining
Carr o55 M ,2io md;. Additional trains for Phila-
delphia from Whitehall 81; week days sS5 a. Il. l;25
p. NJ, from Liberty ST.. 43o A. NJ daily and 1870 and
From FOOT LIBERTY STREET minutes later.
Liberty ST. whitehall ST.. il3, l.2. 26 49, 9f4 LAO
S23 Broadway 1871 6th Av. 81 East lih ST., 1853 East
York; Court s.. $50 Fulton ST. Brooklyn; 9s Broad
way Williamsburg. The New York Transfer Company
Wiz call for and eheck baggage from hotels residences
10 destination
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WEST SHORE R.K.

Trains leave W. 42d ST. Station. ~ Y. follows and
Is m earlier from foot u Franklin ST.:
:,::,O a. NJ. Daily. Local TO Buffalo.
I,:iO 4. M.-Daily Local to Albany. Saratoga and
1918 4 81 Daily for Albany. Utca Syracuse, Roches-
Ter BuNao Niagara Falls, Fort Wayne Toledo. Cleve-
land and Chicago.
BE 40 A. NJ Daily except sunday 70 Catskili
Mountains New Paltz. Lakes M0honk and Minnewaska
Albany Saratoga. caldwell, Lake George. Paror Cars
t. RloonyIlle and Albany.
C-i.OO =. NJ. Daily except sunday. Tor Albany
$500 +. NJ Daily. for Albany montreal Yea syria
cuse Rochester Buffalo. Niagara Fails. Toronto. De-
,rolt' cleveland Chicago and -. Louis
GEO t. NJ Day. except sunday, Tor NeWbIfg, Albany
Saratoga and Montreal Sleeping car Albany 10 Mon
7.i5 p NJ Daily except Sunday. FOR Syracuse. Roches
and Buffalo ,. O.. ,-,.-
ter Burfslo Niagara Falls. Toronto. Detroit Cleveland
chicago 50. Louis.
u leave brooklyn by Annex: Bi0io 4 n, C3:oJ
p NJ, Jersey CITY L. Z. r. Station: Bil;2o C3;2s
p NJ
Time tables at PRINCIPAL hotels and Offices.
ierhit Ave. Ncw-fork
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Steamboats,.

BOSTON and Now Gmg0amdlS
VIA SOUND LINES.
FALL EyEE LINE o N St Hafrn2 2"s F9 Meek Gas
and SUNDAY AZ $50 r. NJ. Steamers Priscilla aid
Puritan. Orchestra on each, , $780,, MI, 90
y r. ono block ABOVE Canal St, wsek Gays only. az
$50 T. NJ. steamers Plymouth ana f'sr'n' orchestra
sTONINGroN LINE. Via Stoningion Leave Pier 80
ma block cana. 81. week days only. AT
q H. ii steamers Maine and New, hampshire nj, -
,-nB,vIt,u LINE N"w London. Leave Pier 10
,ot No1 s. r.. next pesbross,s ST.. week days only.
Al T.. NJ. Steamers cry ~ love" ana city OF
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SANDY HOOK ROUTE.

From Pier s. y. r., foot OF Rector St.
For Atlantic Highlands. Scabr.ght. Monmouth Beach
snd s SUNG Bfanes 40 1911 o Nj iOo siS 500
For Elberon: Asbury iark Ocean Grove and points
s0uth 10 Point Pleasant. l0:l5 A. NJ. 100. 345, 500
p NJ Sundays. 'stops at interlaken for Asbury Park
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A DyFRTISFN FNT, and SUBSCRIPTIONS Tor Inc tribune
IS received at their Uptown one, No i2i2 broadwsy.
Of 3is-st.. until ociock p M iiFeIts-
nents received t1e following trhnth Ones AZ regular
office rates until o'clock p n W. x ony
and l4t.-st: i42 Columbusaye near West Oon,st loo
.aist 7ti and sth ayes. an East tth-s ISIS
Jye 10Th and 11h SITS lO2b 3d-ave near oist-
a. I6s ,t ave- near SOl So ESQ 3i-aye near 4lst-s
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ave oiO East 10Th 1921 3lave 2Oo2 "a ave "
smsterian-sve 400 West 90 ST IN East 6Ihrs ~
ras, st, 80 atS-ave: li12 3i-ave
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CENTRAL RAILROAD OF NEW JERSEY.
>. Aa.h:ac.,, coal used exclusively.
rOur Tracks. Automatic Block gnals.
On and after September sih 1891.
STATIONS IN New ioik, foot Of Liberty St..

IN anu after September sth, 1871.
stations IN New Yok, foot Of Liberty St.,
- and Whitehall Terminal
-. Trains leave foot Of Liberty St.
rtT -tas'on Bethlehem. Allentown, Mauch Chunk, "a.
~ ~ 10 y;iY A. NJ. l2oo NJ to Easton) l:o 1870.
/. ". "' ~ -'' W. WV WV
,.tT Wikeso arIe Pttston. and Scranton 9:i0 A. ~.
~ ~ I'D i. NJ. Sundays i:3D A. NJ.
fW Reading and Harrisburg 4:30. 500. 9:l0 1000
70 Headns, ll:aO A. NJ, 1910 1880 GOO. 400 to Read
w t."O 9;io % 80 TO Readngl r. NJ. 1918 night
Goo = NJ. 1918 night.
For sqnbuTy, LewIsburg. and willlamsport a. Aso,
A. g. 600 Nj iAo' 49, 800 P. NJ. Sundays. go
FOR LONG BRANCH OCEAN GROVE. 60.
Grove. and points South Point Pleasant 49, $50.
1880 A NJ. go. 3:30 400 q 80 Red Bank only 445,
2V' GID r NJ sundays stops AZ Interaken Asbury
PARK and Ocean Grove. 300 A. NJ, p. ".
For Lakewood. Toms River. Barnegat Park and Bar
A. ". Wv - ~ ''' WV
For Atlantic City, v!neland. and Brdge,on. 4so A. ~.
For Monmouth Beach: seabrlsh,. and Hshlsnds Of
aaWs as5 ~ s1g "a A. NJ 90 i;i5 eio p NJ Sun
ar BOATS LEAVE WHITEHALL. TERMINAL.
week days 100 ,j5. 25 sos. Els, $685. 955, io:23
s$3 3;25 s;:j. A. as ~; SIS: o.; c:5S !:so
S;io e:99 1875. 1870 p. NJ .2:l0 night. SUNDAYS
zee zee s::5 e;5SS ii25 4 ~ 200 n 1893 iss. go
$50. 1915. 1855 p. NJ. 1910 night.
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Countrp Board.


A r LAKEWOOD n. IA few persons can he accom-
n modafed with excellent board: mile and half from
denot. horse and carriage. For particulars. Mrs L. H.
SYKES Box IS. Lakewood. y. j.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-09-21

Cs.FrEMEER oCTOBEK.-The only months for the
y country this year House on high elevation MODERN
Wi,h bath. First-class tabl. Prices very low. go
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1897-04-09
Well-Paid Clergy,

The Established Church in England
pays it's preachers well. The salary OF
the Archbishop of Canterbury is $75,.
600 per annum. The Archbishop OF
York has $4,000; the Bishop of Lon.
don, $4,000; the Bishop of Durham
$35, 900; the Bishop of Winchester, $32,.
500; the Bishop of Bangor, $21, 600; the
Bishop of Bath and Wells, $25, 900; the
Bishop of Ely, $27 800; Of Gloucester,
$25, 600; of Chester, $21, 900; Of Exeter
$21, 600; of Hereford, Lichfeld, Liver
pool, Llandaff, Manchester, Rfpan, ST.
Asaph, $21, 900 each; of Carlisle, Lin
coin, Norwich, Peterborough, st. Da-
vids, $22,5 500 each; Oxford, Salisbury
Worcester, $25,00O each; Newcastle,
$4,000; Rochester, $4,000; st. Albans,
$4,000; Sodor and Man, $4,000; South
we'll, $17,5OO; Truro, $4,000; Wake
field, $4,000 ;and then besides there is
an army of deans, bishops, suffragans,
canons, etc.
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1897-04-09
The First Literary Critic.

While the writings of Aristotle, Plato
and other eminent philosophers, before
the Christian era, are in sense criti-
cal, those Of Plato especially bearing
this character, the first professional
literary critic, who can be classed as
such, was Longinus, Greek philoso-
pher, born A. D. 213, and put to death
at Palmyra, A. D. 273, by Aurelian,
after Zenobia had been defeated and
Palmyra taken. The works of Longi-
nus have been preserved only in frag-
mentary form, but laid down, the unes
of criticism, which, in most essential
particulars, have been followed by sub
sequent writer's. The fragment of his
essay "On the Sublime has been the
model for subsequent essayists, even
the great Burke not disdaining to imi-
tate his style Of handling a subject.
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1897-04-09
The Cbicaeo Stock Yards.

1t is very interesting to watch the
sale of horses in the arena at the yards
You enter at large door and are in
troduced to some horsy-looking man
commonly red-headed, and then this
course of secret society hailing and re-
sponse is gone through as eligible for
the higher glories of a place alongside
the railing of the arena:
$50 you're from Chicago, Mr.
Brown?"
"Yes."
"Good town."
''We think so up there"
"But she amt in it with the National
yards on mules" very decisively.
"Ah," says the candidate for the es-
quire degree. "Is that so? Do you
think 500"
Think so?" retorts the red-haired
chancellor commander. There's no
call to think. It's true
''Yes?"
eyes. And horses, too. National
yards just wallops the daylights out of
Chicago on horse sales"
"You don't say
you bet do. Why, we send horses
to Germany, Arabia, Iceland, the South
Pole, Saturn, the Milky Way and Nep-
tune Our sales and shipments last
year WERE And then he goes on
rolling out ciphers and figures and sta
tistics like a sort of volcanic eruption
If you, the candidate for further mys-
teries, are wise and cautious, you will
assent to this villainous insult to your
towns greatness and supremacy, and
will be allowed to approach the arena
and, indeed, may be given a cigar
The cigar, however, you should by no
means smoke. 1t was made by an in
competent and excited non-union man,
and the materials were jimsonweed,
and the maker was in hurry-Chica-
60 News
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1897-04-09
sunday-School Libraries.

Edward w. Box has been making a
careful and comp-ehens' We exam nation
of Sunday-school libraries, and in the
Ladies' Home Journal he confesses
himself disgusted with the literature
thus placed in the hands of our boys
and girls. A less complete investiga-
ton, Mr.. Box says, would not have
made it possible for him to believe that
the libraries of our Sunday schools
were stocked with such piles of rub
sh-"wishy-washy literature, as he
terms it. He quotes the titles and gives
the themes of number of books he
obtained from Sunday-school libraries,
and these seem to completely warrant
his conclusions "Such books" he con-
tends, "are an insult to rhe intelligence
of the young people, and have per-
nicious influence. Instead of being
healthy books they are decidedly tn
healthy in tone and teaching. Surely
we are cultivating dangerous taste
for reading in the young when we feed
them on such rubbish"
Mr.. Box unhesitatingly lays 4 part
of the blame upon the Publication
Boards and Societies. which are intiu-
enced by a denominational spirit that
narrows their choice of books. Then,
again, it is shown that the most niedi-
ocre sort of talent is employed to
write these books, and that begSar'y
prices-less than $50 per book-are
paid. A share of responsibility. Mr..
Box asserts, rests upon the men who
purchase Sunday-school libraries, who,
as is most frequently the case, are not
qualified for the task, and whose OBJ
ject is to secure a library as cheap as
possible. Mr.. Box warmly urges that
the selection of Sunday-school books
be left to women. who ''instinctiyely
know and feel the kind of book which
a boy or girl will read and enjoy" He
insists that women should be given
carte blanche to make the selections
so far as the prescribed amount of mon
ey will go. "A hundred good books, y
Mr.. Box concludes, ''are far better than
five hundred books of Indifferent In
terest,' which are bought simply be-
cause they are cheap. "a Sunday
school library cannot be created in a
day, and no discouragements should be
felt if the financial means of the church
are contracted, and necessitate the pur-
chase of only few books at time"
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1897-04-09
niscellany.
IN ARCADY,

1t was easy to say 81 love your
Under summer sky,
When the hours went, SLOW and the bees
hummed low,
And the winds went whispering by.
For we were young and happy,
Nothing of life knew we; az
And what more sweet than with careless
To wander in Already?
r
To-day, in a book forgotten,
l found a rose you had kissed.
DO you remember the moonlight?
The path to the lovers tryst!
And do you sometimes, l wonder,
Think of the past and me?
And wish some day we could steal away
And wander in Already?
All, no, it's foolish fancy,
The dream is dreamed and over,
And you have forgotten the dear, dead
days
When l was your royal lover;
For we were two weary worldlings,
Seldom from care set free,
And never again can we find the path
That leads through Already!
Detroit Free Press.
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1897-04-09
KINGS WIFE IN A woRkHousE.
Sad Story of a Refined Woman and
Her Wretched End.

Her Wretched End.
The romances of the London work
houses would form thrilling and pa
thetic record, and for sad vicissitudes
and ill luck few cases could surpass
that of an inmate of one of these poo1-
houses who has recently passed away.
A lady visiting the institution was
struck by the evident refinement of an
elderly woman in the infirmary. who
was Norwegian by birth, but who
spoke English and other languages flu
emily. She had all the beaux restes of
a very lovely woman, which years of
poverty and ill health could not de-
stroy. She was very reticent as -egard
ed her past, but was so evidently gen.
tlewoman that the sympathetic visitor
exerted herself to obtain admissi ;n for
the invalid into home for the dying,
in which she might pass her last days
iu peace and amid congenial surround
ings.
Before her death the stranger told
her story, and strange and romantic
one it proved to be. AT II she was in
formed by her parents that she was to
be married, and although she had no
voice in the matter nothing could have
been more satisfactory. Her husband
was handsome, cultured and devoted.
They lived in a charming country
house, surrounded by every luxury,
and four children were born to the
couple. The only drawback to the per
feet happiness of the young wife were
the long and frequent absences of her
husband, which he attributed to busi-
ness, but would explain no further.
At last there came day when the
man returned no more from his accus-
toned journey, but sent his lawyer in
stead, from whom the bewfldered and
heartbroken woman learned that her
supposed husband was the king of -
and that, owing to pressing reasons,
the liaison should terminate. An sde-
Quate sum was settled on her and the
children, and, wishing to break entire
ly with the past, she cama to live in
London. After some years she married
an Englishman and shortly after the
king died, leaving lump sum TO her.
This money the husband got from ber
to invest and ran off with the entire
amount, leaving his unfortunate wife
penniless. She had never been trained
to do any sort of work, and things went
from bad to worse until, utterly desti-
tute and dying, she became an inmate
of the workhouse.
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1897-04-09
This Is Hard to Believe.

A queer story Is told Of an English
naturalist, who died in 1860, and was
buried at Blankey, in Lincolnshire.
Among his pets was large gray bat
This bat was permitted to enter the
tomb, and was sealed up alive along
with the corpse Of his dead master. In
1866 the vault was opened. and to the
surprise Of all the bat was alive and
fat. On four different occasions since
the relatives of the dead man have
looked after the welfare Of his pet, and
each time it has been reported that the
bat was still in the land of the living.
although occupying quarters with the
dead. 1t was last seen in 1892.
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1897-04-09
A Ring in q Cow.

A gold ring that is supposed to have
spent nearly two years in a cows stom-
ach was sent the other day to its owner,
a young lady Of Homestead, Pa. Two
years ago the young lady was visiting
on dairy farm, and while in the barn
picked up a kitten and tossed it in a
pile of chop and. bran. With the kitten
went a gold ring from her finger, which
could not be found, and was given up
and finally forgotten. Several days
ago Edward Jones, butcher, bought a
COW from the dairyman, and when the
COW was killed the ring, with the
young lady's name engraved upon it,
was found in its stomach.
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1897-04-09
Tn view of REGENT Events.

"Jimson wants the Presidency of the
Fifth National Bank, doesn't hep
Eyes; but he stands no show against
Shumway."
whats Shumway's Recommendation
for the placer
"He hasn't any relatives."lCleveland
Plain Dealer.
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1897-04-09

Later in the year the proprietors OF
this wonderful remedy received still
another letter from Dr. Bailey, as fol-
lows:
Gentlemen-I propose to do what
can to let people know of your Paine's
celery compound, the medicine that has
done me so much good. I shall in my own
way, in speaking of my rapid and great
improvement, from the pulpit, give, as
is justly due, tribute to Paine's celery
compound. I married, six years ago,
Miss Lille B. Dunnavant, lady well
known in social life, the niece of Capt.
Robert F. Lewis, U. S. navy. During
the whole six years she has been an in
valid, suffering from hysteria, laugh
ing, crying and screaming, SO that she
could be heard for squares. l have
had great deal of trouble and expense.
Eighteen doctors have, first and last,
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1897-04-09
THE FAULTS AND FOLLIEs OF THE
AGE

Are numerous, but of the latter none is more
ridiculous than the promiscuous and random
ise of laxative pills and other drastic cathar-
it's. These wrench convulse and weaken both
he stomach and bowels. 1t Hostetter's Stom-
aeh Bitters be used instead of these no-rem-
nd with great benefit to the bowels, the
stomach and the liver. Use this remedy when
constipation mani.ests itself, and thereby pre-
vent it from becoming chronic.
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1897-04-09

Here is letter from the pastor of
the most influential church in South
Baltimore, that every truth-seeker
should read carefully.
Every disheartened sick person and
every man or woman who has lost
faith in the remedies he or she has
tried because none of them has done
any good-every one who is sick ought
to be cheered up and filled with new
hope and determination by the letter
written by Rev. William T. Bailey,
pastor of the Curtis Bay Church, the
most influential church in South Balti-
more.
On March 81, 1896, the Baltimore
Sun, under display headlines, pub
lished the following news of Rev. Mr..
Bailey's affiiction:
''Rev. VIM. T. Bailey, pastor of the
Curtis Bay Baptist church, was para
lyzed in the tongue while preaching
Sunday night, and lost the power of
speech. The congregation was at once
dismissed, and DIR. - was called.
He said Mr.. Bailey was suffering from
a severe attack of nervous prostration
caused by hard study and overwork,
and that he must have rest and quiet. :"
The whole city was shocked. The
papers soon began to record an improve
ment.
On April 13, 1896, the following open
letter was addressed to the proprietors
of Paine's celery compound:
South Baltimore, Md, April 13, 1896.
Messrs. Wells, Richardson & Co.:
Gentlemen-I was taken very i'll
while preaching Easter Sunday night.
My doctor could not help me, so dis
charged him and began to use Paine's
celery compound with crushing effect.
will not hesitate to say that it is the
best medicine in the world. I am,
Fraternally,
William r Bailey
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1897-04-09
HIDDEN PLACES.

Why weasel should hate rat is strange
as he is only an elongated rat himself.
Rats md mice love hidden places, and
weasel is about the only living thing that
can find them out Aches and pains are
like rats and mice. They seek out the
hidden places of the human system and
gnaw and ravage the muscles and nerves.
St Jacobs Oil, like a weasel, knows how to
go for them. II will penetrate to the secret
recesses of the pain, and breaks up its hab-
itation and drives it out. Rats and mice
shun the corners where weasel has been,
and pains and aches once fairly driven out
by st. Jacobs Oil are permanently cured
and seldom come back to their old haunts.
There must be patience with the treatment; Z;
some chronic forms are stubborn and re-
sist, hut the great remedy will finally con-
quer and give health and strength to the
afhicted parts.
A fish with nine mouths was cap
tured in California recently, and ich-
thyologists are in doubt what to name it.
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1897-04-09
500 REWARD 500.

The readers of this paper will be pleased to
that science has been able to cure in all its
stages, and that is Catarrh. Halls Catarrh
Cure is the only positive cure knows to the
medical fraternity. Catarrh being constitI-
tional disease, requires constitutional treat
ment. falls Catarrh Cure is taken internally
acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system, thereby destroying the
foundation of the disease, and giving the pa
tient strength by building up the constitution
proprietors have much faith in its curative
powers, that they offer One Hundred Dollars
for any case that it fails to cure. Send for list
of testimonials.
Address, F. ]. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O.
Sold by Druggists Toe.
Halls Family Pills are the best
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1897-04-09
An Egyptfan Advertisements.

The story Of the proposed trolley line
from Cairo to the pyramids recalls an
other instance of modern enterprise. A
certain tract society commissioned a
painter to place religious texts on all
available objects in Egypt. He traced
this question on one of the pyramids
do you want to be saved?"
another painter, in the interest of a
quack medicine concern, came alone
and added beneath:
"If you do, take Blanks Pills"-At
lanta Constitution.
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1897-04-09
On the Right Track.

"Tommy, what Is miracleW
'tSom'thin' that never happens,
num-"
mo; it isn't exactly that. But can
you Illustrate what you mean."
"All know is that nom says it
would be miracle IL pap come home
sober."-Philadelphia North American.
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1897-04-09
Oh, What Happy DAYS,

BARRIERS in the early days OF the
Christian era were not permitted to
talk while shaving a patron. Indeed,
silence was so much appreciated by
persons while under the barbers hands
that mutes were preferred for this SER
vice
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1897-04-09

A wealthy gentleman in Paris, whose
wife could not resist the desire to gam
BILE; has secured legal separation from
her. In six months she had lost 435,-
900 francs.
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1897-04-09

In the mountains of Sweden, Norway
and Lapland all vegetation would be
destroyed by the Norway rats We're it
not for the white foxes, that make spe-
cial game of the rodents.