New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-07-15
TIE TALK or THE DAY.

- , ,,1",, had tied to It's leg paper aSN','s
.v,nore will this robin build its nest 'ne oana,
snri,e?" and ssned, without DATE ~ - -. n,rote
nand Box Ais. Tampa. ria. ne n,.oS Cor
-, rama giving the Information asNeu i0i
Lewiston lady recently G0nce hard and that it
she h nde5 In her stomach and she lns tSt Tho
having Xray picture gb be- located When the
t vas developed her horror ars s howes
was discovered apparently on her part dis
Covered that the pin was not IN e' her before the
been us yeas taken.-dewison Evening Journal
..r,, rmnor,a Kan) Gazette" says this is the
- ~ which d. O. McCray secured an appo"'
,oant a, the hands CT Governor Leedy. ines
talking over the School Commissioners ~, o,,,
McCray said: Governor. II were you y
ror rho Republican members Of that Comihs 's,
~, va orner,est. meanest stnkingest Kepupii-
VIZ VIZ. could And." What your Initials MI
McCray?" asked the Governor.
,,;oh;v boxs who cut of cats tail. Can any OF
why It's Rr 6Ia sa 10 $40 sVyh God hath
,o,nad' together let no man put asunder
Ign Life.
o,,, ours for rheumatism has been discovered
IN she,bvville. Ind constable who attemP'eu "
eject n woman in default for rent was c"aa -
the PREMISES by the irate female VINO was '"'o"i
boiling water at him. But the constable was oau's
crippled with rheumatism, and MS rhe"'""'''' ''"'
left him.
As he finished drinking his soda ne laia ms and re
unon the fountain in an unobtrusiSsee way anu '
upUk II suppose this is charged .,o oorr.
Yes said the ID. dTaEe This Eeachns unoe' ' Gun
Ter r l MONEYS yours" said the drnker. throwing
down dime.-(Boston Transcript.
', ~. towns Of Charleston Wheeling. Parkers-
burg W. Va; Bloomington. Decatur puis'
IN :. Columbus. GAINESVILLE Stubenville. ONO; BUR
navements have been successfully used LOT many
years and now Shreveport La, ana Hie'iu''"'
Miss. have decided to use them
Bowser reading telegram he has prepared},,hasoCwt
does this suit volt: Cannot come to-day. EspeH,
us next week. Mother is H. Iheres just 'e'
Mrs. Bowser-That's, all right; only why not say
NJ BowserNThat wouldn't make 1t any clearer p,,
Mrs. Bowser-I know; but Ie,i i get our moneys
worth while we are about it.-(Boston transcript
Once when he was asked II he was NOT ait'io
~ a temnerature of 10 degrees below zero the ate
Tolmau Wiley of Boston, said: Where was
horn sir my father Sunday took me INTO
meeting house which sat on four Stone pos'S VIZ"
no other underpnning. / sat In that chuic" aN"
listened TO sermon on hell for Sixty minutes WIN
the wind bowling underneath the church ana dow
to tor,y rni,os n minute with no fire in the stove
and tho mercury 40 degrees below zero do you
think 7 was born In a sugar-box and nursed on
heliotropes?'
We SUMMER GIRLE.
v. ,avre Mayde by ye Seaside satte
re & i ssyde " these Wordes to Me-;
81 feele moste Happie, gentie Dir
Ye reasonne Ye shale see.
aye Scriptures tell Us It's Goode
n Noste becoming Tning
II happiness Unto ye Hearts
or Felloemen we Bg1is'
80 since that have Walked these sandes"
,l1o ipili
.oren Meme have sayde that ! made Them
Ye happiest MEME on Earth
g Muche wondered What we Maybe
Could Mean by talking Soc
Her goode Intent was naught for
PROPOSED & She sayde NO Gu,
r,,n pocon Of Easton Penn. has In his possess
sion a COPY OF "The Weekly Museum" OF March T.
1907 I'm which is related the following anecdote:
"At tho conclusion OF the war DR.. Franklin. the
English Ambassador and the French Minister,
verrenls dining together at Versailles. toast
from each was called for and agreed to. The Brit
ish Minister begar with George H. who. like the
sun In its meridian. spreads a ustre throughout
and enlightens the world. The French Minister
followed With The illustrious Louis XVI who.
like the moon sheds mild and benignart rays on
ard influences the globe Our American Franklin
then gave: George Washington commander OF
the armies who. like Joshua OF old commanded
the sun and the moon to stand c,!ll and they
obeyed him.
THAT whole PornpelIan trouble might have been
avoided" observed Diomed 10 Cesar. as the two
m,sfo orr which befe that city ~ we'd only had
an Efficient ss Sy 9on couldn't have made
vesuyius quit with an ordnance ,, .,,., =,
the Street Cleaning Department had seen to the
removal OF the ashes promptly,
"Ahi" said Csssari quite so."-tHarpers Basar.