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The Press., 1897-11-04

GTATE OF CT CONNECTICUT SS- O To THE BOARD OF COUNTY COMMISSIONERS FOR HOLLAND COUNTY:
 I hereby apply for license to sell spirituous and intoxicating liquors, ale, lager beer, Rhine wine and cider, at the Stafford House. No. 10 located within 200 feet in direct line Of church edi1ce, or public school house, or the premises pertaining thereto, or any post office, public library, or cemetery.
 Dated at Stafford this 11th day of october, A. D. 1897. JOHN s. SHINE, Applicant.
 We, the undersigned electors and tax payers, as defined by law, of the town of Stafford, here by endorse the application of the above named John s. Shine for such license.
 Dated at Stafford this 11th day of october A. D. 1897.
 ADELBERT NEEDHAM, JOSEPH BARsALoU, CHAs. H. DAVID, THOMAS MURRAY, AUSTIN HOLT. I hereby certify that the above named endorS- CTS are electors and taxpayers, as defined by law, of the town of Stafford. Dated at Stafford this 18th day of October A. D. 1887. MARCUS B. FISKE, Town Clerk.
The Press., 1897-11-04

DR. VIM. A. ALooTT SAYS: "I have been led to the conclusion by more than forty years close observation and careful inquiry, that disturbance of the action of the heart and sudden death therefrom is the one supreme evil resulting from the use of coffee." "Ayer's Hygienic Cerea
 Coffee" nourishes where coffee exhausts
The Press., 1897-11-04

It is proposed to construct railroad from Tor to the summit of Mount Sinai. The mountain Is accessible only on one sida
The Press., 1897-11-04

The debt of London is $Is0, 900, 900 Of the annual tax to meet this $6, 900, 900 goes as interest and $6. 500, 900 into the sinking fund.
The Press., 1897-11-04

Jonesport, Oregan, has 2,0O0 inhabi tants, one-hundred bicycles, one tandem and no railroads.
The Press., 1897-11-04
KIondyke Gold Fields.

AFortune to the Lucky 0ness Write for information how to be one of the lucky ten to be sent to the Gold Fields With complete outfit and Five Hundred Dollars in Gold. Enclose 10 cents in stamps for illustrated catalogue.
 c. EDWIN HOLLAND, General Manager,
 2SSchdoE Street. BOSTON, MASS.
The Press., 1897-11-04

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The Press., 1897-11-04
LOOK AT THE PRICE OUR
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IF YACINTHS
 s.,...3 for 1sc, 4oc Dog. WHITE ROMAN HYACINTHS, 8 for 10c, 35c a dog. PAPER WHITE NARCIssUs,
 3 for 1Oc, 35c dog. VON ZION MARCISSUS (large double yellow. Sc each, 4Oc a doz. CHINESE SACRED LILLY, loo each. EASTER LILLY, 10o each. TULIPS, 15c dog, 75c 100. FREEsIAS, % each, 15 a dog. CROCUS, Sc doz.
 N. M. WHIVoNo Express 0fice Building.
The Press., 1897-11-04

Cut or From the World In Their Noun tain Homo Beautiful, Fair Haired, White Skinned Girls Clad In Snowy Linen Garments.
The San Francisco call., 1897-09-17
MARnIED.

DIERSSEN-GAUST-In this city. Septe mber
is. 1897. by the Rev. ]. Fuendeltng, John d ers-
sen and joseph inc A. Gaust.
MEYERDlERES-WE HART-In this city
Ssptember Is. 1897 by the Rev. ]. Fuendeling
George r. MeyerdierKs and Minna Wetchhart
MINALL-GALLI DO-In this city, Septem ber
II. 1897, by the Rev. ]. Fuendelins, George II.
Minali and Anna Hoberta Galindo.
RFGLI-HENRY- In this CITY September IL.
1897, by the Rev. ]. Fuendeling, Frank Regii
and Elizabeth Henry.
SCHW ARZE-DICKEbT-In this city. Sep.em-
Der d, IL ~ by the Rev. j. Fuendeing q. A.
Hermann SchwarZe and He nreEta Dickeit
WALSH-GAYNOR-Int this city. Sep: ember / L
1897. a; st. Mary s Cathedral, by the Yer. Rev.
]. J. Prendergast, Richard p. Walsh and Kate
Z. Gaynor
The San Francisco call., 1897-09-17

The following marriage licenses have been
issued by the County CIerK's office:
f. Healy and May Eustace, 25-22
James +. Miller and Bessie +. Stover, PAPA
Pierre Lassele and Alice Lograve, 23-17.
G. c. Gallagher and Jessie Beilmon, 26-2O.
Anton hTdeley a Ethe: Keny, $3.50.
K. f. Kragen and Josephine " Gensler, 22-21
Samuel Harris and Etta Allen. 32 %
Peter Lying and Hansine strand, 36-2S.
Jochin Sass and Anna G. Sievers 27-23.
Edward Meyers and Melissa Tot en-, 2S-20.
III. H Dillon and Ceceiia e. Wentworth, 27-23.
v. Muscarello and Rose Ji0rdano, 43-sp.
John b. Jermau and Allie Truesdeli, $780,
The San Francisco call., 1897-09-17
FINANCIAL.
MARRIAGE LICENSES.


OANS real estate bonds, ETC.; lowest rates,
- MCAFEE BROTHERS.. 1OS Montgomery st
The San Francisco call., 1897-09-17
BlRTnS-MARRIiGEy DEATHS.

Birth marriage and death notices sent BY 10 AL
will be inserted They must be handed Ia a.
either of the publication Offices and be Endorsed
with tho name an / residence OF persons authorized
10 have the same published
BORN.
BRADLEY-In this civ. September IA, 1897, to
the wife of H l.. Bradley, n sou.
JONES-In Oakland, Septe mber Ii 1897, to the
wife of Sam Jones' . son.
MAGGIO--ln this city, Septem Der l3, 1897 to the
wife OF Paul J. Maggie.
The San Francisco call., 1897-09-17

Attridge. Clement
Belle W, Francis v.
Blu rh ans. EN- ma +,
Burns, Harry 4.
Ciyne, Edward NJ.
Collopy, Mary
Davis. Treasure I.
Deady, Cornelius
The San Francisco call., 1897-09-17

e fO-ACRE RANCH, SAN MATEo CO.. EX-
O1O change for city property; price $50, OOO
PHILBRICK, 900 Capp ST.
The San Francisco call., 1897-09-17
PERSONALS.

GAIIFORNIN HYPNOTIC INSTITUTE, 765
Ii Market: diseas s. habits cured or no chnrge
hy puotism practically taught; success guaran-
teed dit Tomas issued,
The San Francisco call., 1897-09-17

q. AN ACRE; 1880 ACRkS TIMBER; GOOD
.DO for stock or fruit; plenty wa.er. s.. box 40,
Call
The San Francisco call., 1897-09-17
PROPERTY TO EXCHANGE.

ThOH IU EACHANUE'
. FLATS: ARMY ST.; IS AND 6 ROOMS AM
Il bath; lot 30xll4; exchange for ranch: $4,000
PHILBRICK 909 Capp st.
The San Francisco call., 1897-09-17
STORES TO LET.

0O1 AND 326 PAC1FIC-2 HANDSOME
OAt large stores, with or without Easements
cheap.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-06-05
PHYSICIANS BAFFLED.
Prof. R. S. Bowman, Instructor Of Natural Science in ! artsyile College, Cured
ofa Severe Illness by DR.. Williams Pink Pills for Pale
People After Physicians Failed.
From the Republican. Colum bus Ind.

duties. l tried different physicians but with
no relief, and also used many different pro-
prietury medicines, spending almost fifty
dollar for these medicines alone. l then
succumbsd to n siege of the grip in the
middle of winter, and was left in n much
worse condition. My Kidneys were fear-
fully disordered, and my d 'gestion became
very poor. l was indeed in q bad condition.
"a minister in conferenccle learning Of my
condition advised me to try DR.. Williams
Pink Pills for Pale People. / had heard
Of this medicine, bet it was with reluctance
that ! was finally persuaded TO try it, as it
seemed that nothing could do me my good.
However, ] procured three boxes Of pills
and took them strictly according to direo.
ions. BY the time the last dose was taken
l was almost cured, aud in better health
than ! had been for years. ! continued
using the pills awhile longer and was en-
tirely cured. ! can cbeerfuliy recommend
Or. Williams Pink Pills for Pale People"
Such was Professor Bowmun's wonderful
story which was further endorsed by the
following affidavit.
Huntsville, Ind, March lG, 1897.
affirm that the above accords with tho
facts in my case. Il. S. BOWMAN.
Subscribed and sworn to before me this
10th day Of March, 1897.
LYMAN j. ScuDDER, Notary Public.
STATE OF INDIANA, SIS.
DR.. Williams Pink Pills for Pale People
contain all the elements necessary to give
store shattered nerves. They are sold in
boxes never in loose form, by the dozen
or hundred) at GO cents a box, or six boxes
for s2.!O, and may be had Of all druggists
Or directly by mail from DR.. Williams
Medicine Co., Schenectady. N. Y.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-06-05
Barrels.

They really are the most useful artl.
cles in the household repertoire.
Among fifty ways Of utilizing them,
here is one:
Fasten on the lower barrel head Sc
curely. Take out the upper onc, to al
low a shelf to be fastened in the mid
die, which should follow the line Of
tine barrel, except on one side. where
the CIRCLE must be squared. When this
shelf is securely set in: fasten the sec
ond barrel head back again, and tight
ell all the hoops. Now say out a gen.
erous-sizeG door in the center of the
barrel. When it opens, the shelf with
it's square side should stand across the
middle of the opening. Put hinges Oh
the door. and then you have a comfort
able little pantry for cottage use. or.
If washstands are not plentiful. the
invention will serve admirably as one,
if draped so that the barrelshape
alone is visible. \ Turkish towel, O. !.
better YET, toweling cut in a circle, will
cover the barrel top nicely, and protect
the drapcry below.-Harper's Bazaar.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-06-05
Sound Distances.

The whistle Of a locomotive is
heard $500 yards through the air; the
noise of a railway train, $500 yards;
the report of q musket and the bark Of
a dog, 1,SOO yards; the human voice
reaches a distance of LOCO yards; the
croaking of a frog, 900 yards; the
chirping of crickets, 800 yards. Dis
tinct speaking is heard in the air from
below to a distance of GOO yards; from
above it is understood to have q range
Of only 100 yards downwards.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-06-05
Free Home. I'm the Northwest.

Those who are paying rent or carrying
mortgages, or young men without pros
poets of getting a home where land is
high in price. should note that the Cana
dian government has a large area of fine
farming land which 1t gives to persons
over eighteen years Of g Soil produces
all staple crops. Climate similar to this.
Good stock and dairy country. An excur-
sion will leave st. Paul and Minneapolis
Wednesday, June q. 1897, and monthly
thereafter to examine these lands. Don't
be misled about far away places you know
nothing about, but select while the chance
is open a free farm of 100 acres. to which.
the railway fare is low and will not eat
up a large share! of your capital. For pub
locations and further information address
benjamin. Davies. Emigration Agent
Canadian Government, 154 East Third
street, St. Paul. MINI.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-06-05
A month. a little month aro.
Easily Accounted For.

They had been discussing the fnan-
cial depression of the country, when
the large man remarked:
Il see by the paper that Chiefs
Afraid-of-His Face and No-to-bac, with
a large delegation of Sioux braves are
on their way to Washington to have a
conference with the President. 1t beats
me how those red skins can do so much
riding about the country these hard
times"
"Oh, that's easily explained" was
the reply. "They probably travel on
scaloer's tickets. Chicago Post.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-06-05

A cricket yarn which is having a fine
run in Australia refers to the use made
of Il cricket ball by some prisoners who
were allowed to exercise in the yard
of a country gaol.
Drives owe the gaol wall became so
frequent that the prisoners did little
else but field and throw the, ball back
again.
At last the governor became suspi.
cinus, and. insisted on examining the
ball. 1t was Of India rubber and re-
markedly light for it's size. The X
PLANTATION was that the inside was
composed of tobacco.
The halves of the ball screwed to-
gether neatly, and it is now said to be
one of the treasures of the gaOl muse
um.-London Firefly.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-06-05
KISS, Kis.y, Kisssm.

Dwellers on Nissan street in Cleve-
land are petitioning to have the name
changed. Says one lady: Ever since
we have lived on this street we have
had nothing but insults for this name.
/ have four daughters in society, and
they have more trouble on account Of
this name than Sou can imagine. Not
q single ma comes to this house but
has something to say regarding the
name"
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-06-05

An freshman lailing from Dublin re-
Gently came across the channel and ell
listed in u line regiment.
One morning, when assembling on
parade for drill. Pat happened to fall
in next to a London recruit. On the
order, "Double!" being given by the
drill sergeant, the cockney was heard
to exclaim: "Oh, hang doubling!"
$40, which Pat Immediately replied:
And hang London, yc spalpeen!'-
London Answers.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-06-05
Almost . Hint.

Snaggs-A $40 bill cannot by any
possibility be called a compliment, can
it, Spifins. Spifins-I don't know that
l follow you, Snaggs. Snaggs-Well, I
heard that you paid Miss Northside a
compliment yesterday, and l was in
hopes you might regard in the same
light the $40 l lent you three months
ago.--Pittsburg Chronicle.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-06-05
D,shonored Drafts.

When the stomach %dishonors the drafts
made upon it by the rest of the system, 1t
is necessarily because its fun of strength
is very low. Toned with Hostetter's
Stomach Bitters it soon begins to pay out
vigor in the shape of pure. rich blood, con-
tanning the elements Of muscle, bone and
brain. AS a sequence of the new vigor
afforded the stomach. the bowels perform
their functions regularly. and the liver
works like clock work. Malaria, has no
effect upon a system thus reinforced.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-06-05

List of patents issued last week to
Northwestern inventors:
john Bctz, Jordan. Mimi. vegetable
cutter; Reuben B. Disbrow, Owatonna.
MINI" combined churn and butter
worker; Herbert H. Freeman Pierre.
S. d.. hat holder; Victor Klinger, Stay
ton. Mimi, steam boiler fiue front;
Finney Sprague, st. Paul. Mimi. and
r. q. Sprague. Cedar Rapids. Iowa.
rotary evaporator.
L. u. Merwin. Patent Lawyer, 80
Pioneer Press Building, st. Paul, MINI.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-06-05
Where Rome 1.n,tr1n1t.

There is one feature in Connection
with this city, in comparison with
which Rome isn't in It, never was In
it, and l take it upon myself to say,
never will be in it," Dragged a western
man as he escorted a party of tourists
over one of the big towns of the west.
"In what does that feature consist? ~
asked a curious visitor.
Rome wasn't built in a day."
proudly answered the western man.
Elk.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-06-05
Corked Bottles at Sea.

Numbers of experiments have been
made to test the speed and destination
of corked bottles thrown into the sea
ut various portions of the world. The
most remarkable example yer heard
of was that in which a bottle trav-
eled 5000 miles in about two years and
Il half, roughly, at the rate of six and
a half miles a day. 1t travelled from
63 degrees north latitude and GO de-
grees west longitude to Western Aus
tralia.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-06-05

Prof. r. S. Bowman, the able instructor
q natural science in the famous Huntsville,
known, not only as an educator, but also
as a minister Of the gospel, as for a num-
Der of years he was pastor of the United
Brethren church at Charlotte, Mich, be-
fore coming to Hartsyfle.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-06-05
Il O R. g.

Some time ago he had a severe illness
which was cured almost m~iraculously. A
reporter hearing Of this, interviewed him
regarding his experience. Prof. Bowman
was in the midst of his work when the re-
Porter called, but he chee:fully gave him
q hearing.
ga year ago last fall said the professor,
~ broke down with nervous exhaustion.
and wns u"ct', to properly attend to MY
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-06-05
At Waterloo

1t was just previous to the battle of
Waterloo. The Duke of Wellington
was eating. Before he finished his re
past he remarked: 81 enjoyed. that
meat, especially the Bonaparte,. and
now of Corsican go some pastry. Bring
me a Napoleon"
the opposing general: "Waterlooser he
was"
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-06-05
His First Trip.

He had never been in one of the fast
elevators. He. went to the top all
right. Then came the descent. 1t
was like lightning. The boy pushed
him out and was about 10 close the
door, when the old gent hollered out:
Hold IN, thar; 1 want ter go back!
"What fer?"
Il left my stum.n mick UP thar."-New
York World.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-06-05
How He Guessed It.

She-I don't see anything go terrify-
ing in death.
He-Why didn't you tell me you were
from Philadelphia? have friends
there myself.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-06-05
Hard CaaA.

Judge-Have you anything to say.
prisoner?
Prisoner-Yes. I'm engaged to be
married. I've been engaged for the
last ten years.
Judge-Why aren't you married?
Prisoner-Because we've never been
out of Jail together. She comes out to-
morrow.-Trifes.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-06-05
Very Angry.

Mrs. Timms-Were you angry with
Mr.. Tenspott?
Mr.. Tfmms-was I? Why, I was so
mad that 1 used up part Of my collar
button temper:9
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-06-05
Wasted Talent.

Rebecca (reading)-Id is set dot dis
Cupan, Gomez, is a perfect flreprand.
Isaacstein-Yat a WOOL to pc throw
ing his life. away. Tink vat a salary
he couldt command!
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-06-05
About the Usual Price,

A cyclers' paper says that Missouri
paid road supervisors $780, 900 in 1896
to oversee work that cost $3.50, 900; or,
in other words, it cost over a million
dollars to get a half a million dollars
worth of work done.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-06-05
cts an angel cake" she replied.
Light READING

Cholly-That valet of mine is en-
tirely too facetious.
Regy-What has he been doing?
Cholly-I told him to go out and buy
m a supply of current literature, and
he returned with a dozen journals on
electricity.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-06-05

The editor of this paper advises his
readers that a free package Of Peruviana,
the best kidney andliver cure on earth. will
he delivered FREE to any sufferer, if writ
ten for promptly. PERUv1ASA REMEDY Co.,
2SR 5th ST., C%inclnnati. Ohio.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-06-05
Wanted an Easy Task.

I Patchy Oliver-'Which do We like
kbest, Oscar, beer or whisky?" Odorless
Oscar-"Whisky. Ye kin git drunk wit
less effort swollerin'."-New York
World.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-06-05
The Author Appeared.

The Author Appeared.
Crissip-I hear that Scrawl had to
make a speech at the first %presenta-
ton of his play last night. What did
he say?
Dale-He said If the audience would
not tear up the seats they could have
their money back.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-06-05

Why He Didn't Play.
Little Man (golf enthusiastically
don't you play golf?
Big Man (blase)-Why, because I OBJ
ject to chasing a quinine pill around a
COW pasture.-Sketch.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-06-05
Then. She'll Run Him.

, .Wyld-I hear Robbins lis running
a typewriter.
.MackAYes, but 1t won't be for long,
!, Wyld-Why?.
Mack-He*is-going to marry her.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-06-05
9s;Ai.V51E1p..

The craving for drink Is q disease, q marvellous
rure for which has been discovered called anti.
Jas" which makes the %inebriate lose all taste for
given secretly in tea, conee. soup and the like.
II ''AntatJag." is not kept by your druggist send
way, New York, and It will be sent postpaid. in
plain wrapper. with full directions how to give
secretly. Information mailed free.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-06-05
A BandOn

Mrs. Gawjus-Miss Sweetenyung's
acting is splendid tonight; there is an
abandon about her I " noticed be-
fore.
Mr.. Gawjus-I. just noticed it. 1t
must be the ring old Saltporkur gave
her.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-06-05
G

The melancholy days have come,
The saddest Of the year;
The carpets are upon the line,
, The house is damp and drear.
- g. T.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-06-05
Obstacles In the Way.

Trivvet-What is the present status
of the Cuban question?
Dicer-Well, Spain has not yet asked
for the good Offices of the United
States.
Trivvet-1 suppose she has heard
that the male population of Ohio is
ahead of her with it's applications.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-06-05

No pleasure is comparable to the
standing upon the vantage ground of
truth.-Bacon.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-06-05
IJnsclfsh to tho Last.

The Caller-You say he did q great
deal to encourage science?
The Widow-Yes, poor soul, he was
always chane4hg doctors.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-06-05
Proper Treatment

Sarepta-What would you do If a
the light up after you had turned it
down?
Marie-I should turn him down.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-06-05
Tobacco in a Cricket Ball.

Educate Your Bowels With Cascarets
Candy Cathartic. cure constipation forever.
l0c. II c. e. C. fail. druggists refund money.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-06-05
Why, Indeed?

She was preparing to put some icing
on the cake she had just made, when
he approached her and asked:
What kind of a cake is that, dear
est?"
cts an angel cake" she replied.
IF it's an angel CAKE" he retorted,
rather dreamily, II don't see why you
should put anything on it.'-Boston
Courier.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-06-05
OUR BUDGET OF FUN.
SOME GOOD JOKES, ORIGINAL
AND SELECTED.

n Lecturer On "Whisky, the Curse of
III Country Was Observation-Disclosures
and oovetousnezs Go Hand In Hand
Flotsam and Jetsam.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-06-05
I,at mnd the Cockney

To Cure Constipation Forever.
Take Cascarets Candy Cathartic. lOc or Csc.
II C. c. C. fail to cure. druggists refund money.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-06-05
WHY She Was Happy.

Ella-1s Belle happily married?
Stella-I guess so; her husband is a
eailor and is away three years at a
tlme.-ToWn Topics.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-06-05
What She Did to Him.

u N 0V0 70 1H1ns
Magistrate-Do you mean to say such
a physical wreck as he is gave you that
black eye?"
Complaining Wife-Sure, yer honor,
he wasn't a physical wreck until after
he gave M tn black eye.-Tit-B Bits.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-06-05
Too Much for Her.

Biker-Talking about cattle, we
came across a mighty wicked looking
COW when I was out with Miss Blumer
the other day.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-06-05
A Tenee.

Eyes," she said to the young man, Il
have been present when you acted"
~"Indeed?"
II think you were with an opera
company. Your voice is a tenor, isn't
it?".
NO." he answered. II guess you are
thinking about my s~alary."-Washing-
ton Star.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1897-06-05

He-That man is billed to lecture to-
night on "Whisky, the Curse Of the
Country"
She-No doubt he will be interesting,
for he is certainly full of his subject.