The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1897-05-05
ALI Sorts Of Paragraphs.

ALI Sorts Of Paragraphs.
: No IL ever thinks that a boy is
tired.
- The more people know the less
they talk about it.
An angry man opens his mouth
and shuts his eyes.
= Hard and steady work is a good
antidote fer hard times.
= The way to have good times is to
help make them yourself.
"A man is frequently known by
the company he keeps out of.
= Govern your thought when alone
and tongue when in company.
: There is a constantly growing
demand that other people be good.
= The surest way to become poor
in earnest is to try to keep all sou get.
= To keep your own secret is wis
dom, to expect others to keep tits
folly.
= When people are crazy to marry
they attach no consequence to conse-
quences.
= There is more snuff used in Bos-
ton than in any other city in the Uni
ted States.
= A sound discretion is not so much
indicated by never making a mistake,
as by never repeating it.
= The rolling stock of the railroad
Of the United States is valued at a
billion and a half of dollars.
Not one unmarried woman in a
hundred tells the truth when she is
asked why she never married.
= Said an Irishman in the course
of an eloquent speech, ''Mr. Chairman,
the gals is the boys. to do it,"
The secretary Of war says the
United States could pat into, the field
an army Of about 5000, 900 men.
- Happiness consists not in having
vast and rich possessions, but in be-
ing fitted to enjoy what we have.
= PARALYSIS ?" said an Irishman.
cts the disease that makesye so that
livery time ye move, ye eau t STIR
= Fear of what people will say has
a more religious effect on the world
than the fear of what the Lord will
think.
- An exchange truly says that the
grip is the only thing that can make
some tough people feel meaner than
they are.
= The letter I in the Chinese Ian
guage has 145 ways of being p%ronoun-
ced, and each pronounced has a differ
ent meaning.
= Wisconsin girl has refused an
offer Of marriage, on the ground that
her father was not able to support any
larger family.
-"Do you enjoy novel reading?"
eyes; one can associate with people
in fiction that one wouldn't dare to
speak to in real life."
: Many men imagine that the world
couldn't get along without them, but
when they die the town in which they
4 live experiences a boom.
- The man that forgets agreat deal
that has happened has a better mem
DRY than he who remembers a great
deal hat never happened.
A harmless lotion for removing
freckles is as follows: Lemon juice,
one ounce; powdered torax, une-half
dram sugar, ope-half dram.
= The London telegraph office is
the biggest in the world. Over 5000
operators are employed, and upwards
of 10000 batteries being used.
= When a man makes up his mind
that he is a good man, he should be
ready to show others what he is good
for, remarked the N. 0. Picayunc.
= Usually, the greatest boosters
are the smallest workers. The deep
rivers pay a larger tribute to the sea
than shallow brooks, and yet empty
themselves with less noise.
: True happiness never flows into
a man, but always out Of him. Hence
heaven is sometimes found in cottages
and hell in palaces. Heaven itself is
more internal than external.
For every quarter in a mans
pocket there are a dozen uses; and to
use each one in such a way as to de-.
rive the greatest benefit is a question
every one must solve for himself. We
blieye, however, that no better use
could be made Of one of these quarters
than to exchange it for a bottle Of
Chamberlain Collie, Cholera and Di-
arrhoea Remedy, e medicine that ey-
cry family should be provided with.
For sale by Hill-Orr Drug Co.
= Overpaid labor is not the sort re-
ferred to in the supreme judicial court
of Maine, sitting at Bangor, where an
old farm laborer said that he had re-
ceived as compensation for II years
toll on a farm ''his board, a few pairs
of pants, a secondhand overcoat or
two, some tobacco anG a licking"
Evidently he had not suffered too
much protection.
= Mr.. D. p. Davis, a prominent
liveryman and merchant of Goshen,
Va, has this to say on the subject of
rheumatism: 81 take pleasure in re-
commencing Chamberlain Pain
Balm for rheumatism, az I know from
personal experience THAI it will do all
that is claimed for it. A year ago
this spring my brother was laid up in
bed with infammatory rheumatism
and suffered intensely. The first APP
~plication of Chamberlain Pain Balm
eased the pain and the use Of one bot.
tie completely cured him. For sale by