Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1897-01-02
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The old way of delivering messages
by post boys compared with the mod
ern telephone. illustrates the old
tedious methods of breaking" colds
compared with their almost instan-
taneous cure by One Minute Cough
Cure. Jones & Gibson.
When you pass a farm and see a
large barn and small house, you may
know the man is boss. When you see
a fine house and a small barn, you may
understand that the woman has
things all her own way. and when
there is good barn and nice house.
you may take it for granted that the
man and woman are equal and work
together in harmony. Hutchinson
News.
Excuse me-" observed the man in
spectacles, but l am a surgeon, and
that is not where the liver is
Never you mind where his liver is"
retorted the other. IF it was in his
Early Risers would reach it and shake
it for him. On that you can bet your
gig-lampS-" Jones & Gibson.
In Wichita. woman. whose hus-
band is in the habit of coming home
tipsy. decided to brighten him as
cure. The other night she arrayed
herself in frightful apparel and, as
the booty husband entered the door.
said in diStreSSful tones. ''Come with
me. am the devil" '.Zatsho?" said
the husband. ''Shake, I'm your
brOther-in-law; married your sister,"
La Crosse Clarion.
For pain in the chest a piece of
flannel dampened with Chamberlain's
Pain Balm and bound on over the seat
of the pain, and another on the back
between the shoulders, will afford
prompt relief. This is especially val
liable in cases where the pain is caus-
ed by cold and there is tendency
toward pneumonia For sale by Jones
& Gibson.
An exchange is responsible for the
following Perpetual motion has at
last been discovered. On a quarter
section of land a Kansas firm will es-
tablish one thousand black cats. and
1t rs estimated that the cats will in
crease 1.500 in two years The black
cat skins are worth 81 each. The rats
viii multiply five times as fast as the
cats. The rats will be used to feed
the cats. and the skinned cats to feed
the rats.
1t will be an agreeable surprise to
persons subject to attacks of bilious
collie to learn that prompt relief may
be had by taking Chamberlain'S Collie.
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. In
many instances the attack may be
prevented by taking this remedy as
soon as the first symptoms of the dis
ease appear. % and 80 cent bottles
for sale by Jones & Gibson.
A farmer living near the Elkhart
county line, has decided to a neighbor.
a house and lot valued at 5000 in full
filment of an election wager. October
u the two signed an agreement which
stipulated that in event of Bryan,s
election the neighborS wife was to
marry the farmer. the neighbor to
pay all the expense of securing the
divorce and also pay the magistrate
for performing the ceremony The
farmer agreed to convey to the neigh
Dor a house and lot in event of Nc
kinley's election. the neighbor's wife
was thus wagered on the election.
The wager was made in good faith
and the wife of the neighbor so conf
dent that the judgment of her hus-
band was not at fault that she became
a party to the unique contract
Council Grove Republican.