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Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1897-08-26
Items of Interest.


the South Carolina Dispensary paid
into the State Treasury $4,000
profits in the last eight months.
Porter Cole, aged eighteen years,
eldest son of Mr.. and Mrs q. L. Cole,
residing at Sandy Hook, died on Fri
day morning last from cancer. About
one month ago he had one leg taken
off between the knee and ankle on ac-
count of a cancer, and it was thought
that his life could be saved, but the
disease had made such inroads that it
was impossible to stop it.-HarPer'S
Ferry Sentinel.
A regular phenomenon occurred on
Upper Elk river last Saturday. The
water below Gibsons ceased to flow,
and upon examination it appeared.
that a gulf had opened into which the
water poured with the noise and rush
of falling water, and disappeared into
the depths of the earth. This seems to
be something entirely new in the his
tory of this stream, so far as can be
remembered, and there are many con-
lectures as to what the subsequent re-
suits may be.
Very few people have an idea OF the
different kinds of merchandise an
ocean steamship carries from the Uni
ted States to foreign ports. The other
day the Johnston Line steamer we'd
amore" loaded at the Locust Point
docks of the B. & o. at Baltimore, GO
cars of lumber, 4 of starch, 10 of oil
cake, 6 of provisions, l of organs, OF
-four, % of tobacco, 2 of wire, 3 OF
sugar, IS of fresh meat, 20 of sheep
or 1899 head, 45 of cattle OF 000 head,
8 of lead, l of copper, / of merchan-
disc and l6l of grain, making a total
of 81 car loads.
The work of Strengthening the track
and reducing the grade at Tabs Sta
ton. on the second division of the B.
& O. Railroad, was completed and the
first train passed over the new line
Tuesday afternoon. A heavy grade
and three bad curves have been elm
mated by this work. At Meyers Hole
similar improvement has been in
progress for months, and it will be
completed and ready for trains on Sun
day. Near Meyers Hole, the align
ment of the track is being changed and
heavy grades and sharp curves re-
moved. This work will be done in six
ty days
J. B. Sergeant, of Upper Gardner,
Mass, was in Sharpsburg last week,
and accompanied by NJ. f. Snavely,
of that place, searched the quarries at
Eakle's Mills, Martinsburg, Cedar
Creek and also Roulette's quarry for
base for a stone monument to be
erected at Burnside's Bridge by the
DIST Massachusetts, Regiment. tire
ouires a stone 80 x 80 feet in dimen-
sions, but Mr.. Sergeant failed to find
one and has returned to Massachusetts,
to secure a piece of granite for the
purpose. During his absence Mr.,
Snavely will commence work on the
foundation for the monument, which
is expected to be dedicated on Sep
TENDER 18th, the anniversary of the
| hattie.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1897-08-26
VIRGINIA COLLEGE
For YOUNG LADIES, Roanoke, Va.

Opens September 9, 1897. One ofthe leading
niticent buildings, all modern imprO VEN ents
Campus ten acres. Grand mountain scenery
in Valley of Virginia, famed for health. Eu-
ropean and American teachers. Full course.
superior advantages in Art and Music. STU
dents from twenty states. For ca alOgues adj
dress the President.
MATTE L. HARRIS,
Roanoke, Nirsiuia.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1897-08-26
j. $. FLEMING, Agent
The Jefferson County Mulu'
FIRE INSURANCE COMPANY.
- ESTABLISHED 1875. -

OFFERS To the people OF Jefferson t.ut,l
" Insurance In "A safe company az The acili
cost OF Insurance, which IL much cbcaTsi
than the rates usually charged, and kcelsit'
money nj home. Good risks rom fespoLft
BILE parties invited.
Executive Committee meets "very FriaI
DIREC1oRs-Jos Trapncll Henry h lH'tt'
port, Jas. Garland Hurst, John " Rider,
n. I. Lewis, X. Preston chew, VIM. j. VII.
son. Eug me Baker X W. Washington, v. /
Snyder, Chas. T. wilson. Juo. II. Hitte, li,ai
s. Melvin. T.. q. W. Herr, Isaac u, Sirdsf
IOSEpU TRAPNEIL. ......... . pfssiittl
II. Il. AVENPORr .............. .Treaii'"
Local AGENTS Middleway, john %. sli'
ley: Harper Ferry. Clas. u. lfali sttr
herdstown, j. \. Fleming. Charleston,
Washington & Alexander.
sS-The Secretary vii. be found attt,Cou
pany's once, Gibson Building. toafih'sH
yard. I'm ChaTlestown. .........
IA ALEXANDER,Sst I
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1897-08-26
Eyerybodv Saws So.

Cascarets Candy Cathartic, the most won
derful medical discovery OF the age, pleas
ant and refreshing to the taste, act gently
and positively on kidneys, liver and bowels,
cleansing the entire system, dispel colds,
cure headache, fever, habitual constipation
and biliousness. Please buy and try box
of &. G. c. to-day; 10, y, 80 cents. Sold and
guaranteed TO cure by all druggists.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1897-08-26
BuckIen's Arnica Salve.

The best Salve in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum,
Fever Sores, letter, Chapped Hands,
Chilblains, Corns, and all Skin Erup
tions, and positively cures Piles, or
no pay required. 1t is guaranteed to
give perfect satisfaction, or money re-
funded, price % cents per box. For
sale by all druggists.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1897-08-26

Mrs. Hooley-Could you give me
something to prevent my husband from
talking in his sleep?
Doctor-Give him a chance to say
something in the daytime.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1897-08-26
q Daily,

Daily. Daily except Sunday.
Nos. and run daily between Harrisburg
and Hagerstown.
Connections for all stations on Cumber-
land Valley Railroad and Pennsylvania Rail-
road system.
FLOYD, Superintendent.
II. A. RIDDLE, Genl Pass. Agent.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1897-08-26
Western Maryland Railroad.

-CoNNECTING WITH
n. & p. K. X. at Shippensburg. Norfolk &
Western and Il. q o. Railroads at HRgers-
town, 2. X. X. at Frederick Junction and
p. w. 4 B., \. c. and Il. Il =. Railroads al Cn-
ion station. Baltimore, Md.
MAIN LINE AND CONNECTIONS.
Schedule taking effect Sept. q, 1896.
LEAVE HAGERsTowN.
6.35 4. VI. Accommodation for Shippensburg
7.U2 A. VI. Through passenger for Baltimore,
arriving at 1927 a. m; also for
Gettysburg and Hanover.
S.0j a. NJ. For Clearspring, Cherry Run and
WilliamspOrt.
II. 10 AN. Accommodation for Shippensburg.
1926 L. NJ. For Williamsport.
l2.Sj Z. NJ. For Clearspring and Cherry Run.
200 L. NJ. Mail for Baltimore, arriving at $50
p. M; also for Hanover and Set
tysburg.
4.l5 p. NJ. Fast Mail, arriving Baltimore III.
100 p. NJ. For Shippensburg.
S.0j L. NJ. For Williamsport and Cherry Run
ARRIVE AT HAGEEsTowN.
6.55 y. VI. From Williamsport and Cherry
7.SO \. NJ. From Baltimore, Fast Mail.
S.U2 \. NJ. From Shippensburg.
lis L. NJ. From Baltimore.
1918 =. VI. From Cherry Run.
3.O5 I. NJ. From ShippeDshurg.
$40 u. NJ. From Shippensburg.
SO =. VI. From Williamsport and Cherry
Run.
$50 =. VI. From Baltimore-thrOugh train.
b. II. GRlSNOLD, Gen. Pass. Agent.
j. VI, HOOD. Pres. and Genl. Manager.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1897-08-26
ElgfsE7777isssssisISSis;s;lsissIia
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Baltimore & Ohio Railroad

The following is the time oftrains stopping
at Shenandoah Junction, in effect May 10
1897:
EAsr-BoUND.
No. l4-5.S0A. NJ. Memphis TO New YORK
Connection with y. & w. north.
No. S-lOl2 A. NJ. 81. Louis ard New \ ORR
Limited Express.
No lC-l2US L. NJ. Keyser and BALTIMORE Ac-
commodation, via WASHINGTON.
No. SOS y. NJ. Express. stops on slgnal
No l4-6.OS P Keyser and baltimore Ac'
commodation.
No. 4e-9.O7 p. NJ Washington Express, daily
wEsT-BoUND.
No. 1878 A. NJ. Baltimore and Cumber-
land Accommodation.
No. lille A. NJ. Baltimore AMI keyser Ac'
commodation. Daily except sun
day.
No, l-5.26 p. NJ. New Yo-6 and st. Louis
Limited Express. Connects WIFE
y. & w. south.
No, 10. 5S Z. NJ. Baltimore and Wheeling
Pittshurg Express.
No IS-l.tS \. NJ. Leaves Baltimore '.0S +
NJ and Washington $50 L. NJ, con-
Meeting with y. & w. going south.
u. 4. MARTIN.
Manager Passenger Traihc.
W. NJ. GREEN,
General Manager.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1897-08-26
How Il Purifes Water.

For every gallon of water drawn, gal
lon of air (the vital element, is circula-
ted through the water. The oxygen
thus introduced ventilates, yitalizeS and
puriies the water, destroying all water
worms, water lice and germs of disease
Guaranteed to remove all impurities
from the foulest well or cistern, in a few
days ordinary use, and keep water equal
to a mountain spring. 1t will make bad
water good and good water better. If
not found superior to any pump on earth
(for domestic use), it may be returned
and money refunded.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1897-08-26

lust the Thing in Neckwear for La
dies, such as Linen Collars and Cuffs
y of the latest things out; 10 cents each
or two for p cents for Collars; Cuffs %
cents per pair; Satin Bows, with Bands,
Black, White, Red and Blue; Laces,
Edgings and Footing very low, can be
had at MISS ELLEN'S.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1897-08-26
New Goods!
SPRINGSTYLES

The newest styles of Ladies' Linen
Collars and Cuffs. Ladies Shirt-waiSts,
something very nice in different styles
and prices; Children'S GauZe Vests,
short sleeves for summer wear; Ladies
Vests, very nice assortment of Laces,
Edges, Inserting, HamburgS, Linen
Edges, Torchon'EdgeS. Tucking. Allover
Embroidery, India Linens. Children 5
half Hose, Infants pin stripes and white
Hose. Ladies Hose. white, black, cream
and mixed, and many other useful arti-
cleS. Call and see them at
ELLEN WELSHANS'.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1897-08-26
no 2 MOI 'No.6 NOS NolO
Leave

Daily. Daily except Sunday.
Trains No. 9 and 10 run daily between Har-
risburg anU Hagerstown.
Leave MOL Nos nos MOI 81 No.9
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1897-08-26

Draws 10 gallons of
water per minute. No
tubing 10 rust, burst
or wear. Never has
TO be packed, primed
or thcwed. viii not
freeze, a bucket 8
drain them selves.
VIII not rust, chain
and buckets made of
Galvanized steel. Can
re set up in 10 min
utes. No attachments
below the platform.
No wooden tubing,
rubber OR leather to
contaminate the wa
ter. Makes bad water
good ard good water
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1897-08-26

letter, Salt-I:hcGn aD1 Eczema.
The intense itching and smarting, incl
dent TO these diseases, isinstantly allayed
by applying Chamberlain 8 Eye and
Skin Ointment. Many very bad cases
have been permanently cured by it. II
is equally efficient for itching piles and
a favorite remedy for sore nipples,
chapped hands, chilblains, frost bites
and chronic sore eyes. 25 cts. Per box.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1897-08-26

better. Saves It's cost in Doctor bills
alone every year, pare water being pre-
tentative against Cholera, Typhoid and
Malaria Fever.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1897-08-26

The following is the time oftrains stopping
Il Shenandoah Junction, in erect May TO-
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1897-08-26
pARKER,s GINGER TONIC
PARKER
laid q Al GAN

ebates Lung Troubles Debility, disress.ng stomach ard
female s md u noted for making when al o.er
fratrr.ent faa frr-l,d shnah haqr
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1897-08-26

/ represent all the above companies, Oh.
will furnish good insurance ~ The lose.
rates. All business promptly att"udedto.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1897-08-26

We solicit a continuance OF your pl,Wusg
MAsnINGTON & ALENANnEA
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1897-08-26
..s.Y:. c:g.!V gvtr,l Fn ,:.....s

Asworn statement OF the condition, .. i.
foreign insurance compaulcs rryrrseut,l.s
this agency will De found at zoe Cirtk, U.
Ace, in compliance with state law,
losses promptly adjusted AMI paid Al osi
OffiCe,
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1897-08-26
"Mother's Friend"

TuE eRApFiELD REGULATOR CO. ,ArLAsTA,ei
sold eY AL DRUGGISTS.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1897-12-20
1T IS TO LAUGH.

Il hear said the zephyr, that you
have been raging through the north
west. " Never was a worse mistake
howled the blizzard. II was quite
cool. indianapolis Journal.
She: 'How dare you smoke in my
presence, when you know I dislike it
SOP He: Il beg all the pardons pos
sible. Upon my word, forgot you
were anywhere near Indianapolis
Journal.
Doomore: SHAY, George, zhoo
know-know THAT it's 2 o'clock (hic)
in the morning?" Doclittle: ''Yesh,
corshe, I do; but whish mornin',
thazh what I wantzh know?''-Rox-
bury Gazette.
Wont you play something, Null
lins?" asked Kilduff, motioning to-
ward the piano. II hardly like to
while Col. Gore is here" ''Is he Sc
we're in his criticisms?' Eyes; and
he carries a pistol! 7" Harlem Life.
A st. Louis editor has got himself
into hot water His paper came out
the other day with a personal item
about local Johnnie, and by mistake
it was put under the head of Things
Worth Knowing Yonkers States
man.
'.That piece said the young man
who plays the piano by ear, lis nil
nor. !" "Is it possible!" exclaimed the
acquaintance. Couldn't you recog-
niZo it 2" ooh YES rncOonized If
My impression was that it was of age
long ago. Washington Star.
.All that ails you,'' said the plain
spoken man, lis laziness. Go to the
ant, thou sluggard Consider her
ways and be wise = ct guess I'll
have to-" sighed young Ardup. GIVE
gone to my uncle so often there's
nothing left I can get a farthing on
Odds and Ends.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1897-12-20
QUEER WAY TO PROPOSE.


A piece of bread figured very prom
inently in the courtship of a Russian
duke In the year 1916 the Grand
luke Nicholas went to Berlin on the
important errand of selecting a bride
among the Prussian princesses. Prin-
cess Charlotte was given to understand
by her parents that a union with the
grand duke was greatly desired by
them During a supper given the
them. During a supper given in the
this princess, and while playing alb
sently with ring, he told her that he
had made a careful study of her char
acter and disposition and that he
found i'm her every quality best calcu-
lated to make him happy in welded
life. While talking he thrust the ring
irto a roll of bread beside lis plate,
and asked her to signify her consent
to become his wife by taking up the
ring. Presently the princess, IN the
most unconcerned way, took up the
roll as if mistaking it for her own
bread, and, unnoticed by the com
many. withdrew the ring and placed 1t
ON her own finger. Soon afterWaro a
magnificent wedding was celebrated.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1897-12-20
agricultural
Money in Peppers.

Peppers are profitable crop among
albany county IN. Y.) market garden
srS. This season the yield has been
very much shortened and prices have
been at 81 to SIPS per barrel. Italians
are the principal consumers and they
will have them be the price small or
great. One gardener has grown and
shipped over 200 barrels to one Italian
in Central New York at contract price
OF 81 per barrel. These were grown on
three-fourths of an acre of land. The
varieties usually grown are Sweet
Mountain and Ruby King. The first
is by far the most profitable, as it is
earlier and more productive. The lat
ter is later and while the peppers are
much larger, both in plant and fruit,
the yield is very uncertain. However,
[ have found the past season that by
setting Ruby King and Sweet Noun
ain in alternate rows, the Kings do
much better, probably because the
blossoms which are deficient in pollen
receive supply from the other vari-
ETY. V. A., in American Agricul-
turiSt.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1897-12-20
Coal Ashes for Fowls.

AS the season for wet weather is APP
preaching fowls cannot find dust beds
out of DOORS In most cases where coal
is used for fuel, the coal ashes make
perhaps as good a dust bath as can be
had. Ii has the further advantage that
the bits of coal which hens find among
the ashes will be eaten by the hens,
and will help grind the food in their
gizzards. The coal itself will also be
digested in the process, and may APP
pear as black specks on the egg shells
of fowls who have access to coal ash
heaps Coal ashes make a very excel
lent insecticide. They are finer than
any road dust can be made, and there
fore are more effective, closing the
pores of vermin which breathe through
holes in their sides. When these are
CLOSED by any fine powder the vermin
quickly die from suffocation.- Ameri-
can Cultivator.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1897-12-20
HE ATE THE EVIDENCE.

A man was arrested in San Francis
co the other day for catching fish
below the lawful weight.
''Wher are the fish," asked the at
torney for the defendant
why, they wouldn't keep, an
swered the officer.
What did you do with them?"
ooh, I disposed of them. =
What did you do with them?"
well, I knew they wouldn't keep,
SO II disposed of them"
But what did you do with them?''
My wife cooked them. -
And you ate them?"
yes
'Your honor, ask that this case
be dismissed !"
Charge dismissed and defendant
discharged ruled the justice of the
peace, ION the ground that the ar
resting officer ate the evidence. -
New York Tribune.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1897-12-20
Convenient Feed Box.

A good feed box for out door feedlng
in winter is made in the following
manner: Take four posts, say TWO
inches by four inches; these to serve
as the corner posts for the feed box.
Connect them, near the centre, with
one side board on each side and END.
Then nut on a bottom in such a man
nor that one4half of each post serves
as a leg. Then put another side board
inst below the bottom OF the box, al
around, and finally adjust braces, poth
above and below bottom. Or, perhaps
one side board foot or more IN
width. may be nailed ON so that SIX
inches will extend above, and as mucn
below the floor. This is to hold Ieeu
in box. These boxes can be mace u
iced sheep, cattle or horses by maKlns
the legs of the proper height, ana are
ca constructed that in case OF a slee1
or SNOW it can be upset and the oppo-
site side used for feeding ON, SO that
in this manner it can changed BACK
and forth so as to have dry ana clean
feed box. This, in all cases, VIII Iar
exceed the feed from ground or RACKS
Practical Farmer.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1897-12-20
JOHNNY,s FATAL MISTAKE.

This is a true story, and the nero
is now one of the rising young pro-
fessional men in the northwest. For
the purpose of this narrative, now
ever. it will be sufficient to call him
Johnny. 1t was twenty years OF more
ago when Johnny's older sister was
to be married. Johnny had heard the
announcement made in the family cir
c1a and had noted the fearful resigna-
ton with which his mother received
the news, for Mary was a good daugh-
ter and good sister, whose going
would leave a large place vacant in
the household Then came the weeks
of worry and preparation, with Tie
house topsy-turvy from morning till
night. The total effect upon johnny
4-year-old mind was a conviction that
marrying was something serious and
that it SHOULD not be allowed to happen
to his favorite sister if he could help
it. He ascertained that the family
pastor was the man chosen to do the
horrid deed, and as the fatal day APP
preached and he found himself still
powerless to prevent it, his secret ha-
tired of this good man almost con-
sumed him. It was to be a church
wedding, the ceremony taking place
at o'clock But when the time came
for the family to repair to the church,
Johnny had disappeared, and after q
frantic but hurried search he was
given UP, and the family party left
without him.
Gin the meantime as the novelists
say, ''1et us see what has become of
Johnny" Filled with apprehension at
the awful fate impending over his IA
vorite sister, and boiling with impo
tent rage at the canting old ogre who
had agreed to of1ciate, he had wan
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1897-12-20
Live Stock Notes.

Corn and oats make good feed fo1
the horse. Corn alone is too heating
The horses eyes are often injured
by the sitting down of dust from the
NOW.
Jamming tight collar over the
horses head is often injurious. Put
the collar on gently.
Watering animals in the stable In
cold weather is a great convenience
and better for the animals.
The diseases of the horse are very
similar to those of the human being
and the symptoms are the same.
1t is much better to break the colt
with a blindless bride. 1t makes a
safer horse and is better for the eyes.
The hog has been and will be
Klondike. Now is the time 20 think
about building a comfortable hog
house.
One Of the best remedies for pole
evil is a pint of turpentine and an
ounce of corrosive sublimate, applied
at night and washed off with warm
suds in the morning and applied again
at night and so on.-Western PloW-
man.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1897-12-20

dered away from home early in the
afternoon and strayed about the town
almlessly, trying to think what should
be done. Just at the edge of dark. the
suggestion of a plan came to him. and
acting promptly on it, he went at once
10 the church. The main auditorium
was empty and unlocked. johnny
slipped in quietly, and hurrying down
the main aisle crept in under the COM
mun1on table, where an overhangino
scarf concealed him completely. After
ages OF waiting the church was lighted
and a rustic told of filing pews. Then
the organ burst out and the bride
could be seen coming down toward the
altar Soon the bridal party stood ba-
lore the rail and the awful momon+
mad arrived. It was before the dava
OF marriage ceremonies to the s,,h1uod
accompaniment of ooh, Promise Me-,
or .CaValleria Rusticana, and deathly
stiffness reigned. Johnny watched
the proceedings closely through the
fringe OF the table scarf, and when he
saw the venerable pastor benignlv
raising his hand he knew the time had
come to act. Crawling half way ont
from his hiding place right into the
midst OF the bridal party, he enunci-
ated in his loudest scream the most
awful threat he could think of:
Ii you marry Mary, I'll marry youi"
For moment there was the widest
CONSERVATION. The bride emitted a
little shrek of terror, which was fol-
lowed by one of Indignation as she
recognized her little brothers features.
dark with revenge and CRIME. The
pastor stood as if petriied, while the
groom found vent for his long sup-
pressed feelings in a good laugh. All
over the, church people stood UP as if
they had just sat down on tacks.
Johnny was finally subdued and
dragged to the family pew in frightful
disgrace, and later in the evening.
when the merry wedding guests were
romping all over the house, there was
one room in which no Light shone, and
where the key was turned. Therein
lay Johnny with the awful conviction
OF error on his soul, and continual
reminder of his fatal mistake in the
shape of a singing sensation in GER
tain part of his ANATOMY.