Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1897-11-26
A BURGLARS YARN.

watched the RAIN patterlnS against tne
panes.
"A vera nice placed This weather
makes one think on 'em, he exclaimed
IN minute or two. without turning
round.
fancy heard him sigh.
There Is grim practically about
Archie though. Down / dropped from
the clouds in one swift second.
"Yaller Jack vera busy when paid
my first visit" he said shortly and
pumped himself down into his chair
before the fire
"Ohl"
AYE; took off many on U.s."
And your"
me. Oh, he were vera guild friend
10 me, were Yaller Jack. Aye, I've
nowt but kind words for him. "
Never before had heard the praises
of yellow fever sung But Archie Is
original if he is anything at all.
1t were in this way:
LAS usual, were nearly always in
hot water with my obstinate temper
and my willful ways.
1.-The cat and me was we'll acquainted,
likewise the dark cell, likewise cheens
and rings, likewise bread and water
Things was gettin TO vera bad
pass when Jack come TO my rescue.
But il were vera hard for q man to
keep out o. difficulties.
ON tell you about Nat the stock
man, fro Leicester, who were doin sew
en- year for settln fire to his house. Him
and me was diggin the foundations Of
cookhouse. Nat vera down i the hole
and were atop wheelin the muck away.
One day 1t Were pipin hot. and Nat
were takin speel-o. Comes up a war
der-an old slave driver he were-and
looks down at Nat Now, then, get on
with your work, be sings out. Nat
looks up and never moves. Now, then.
stir, or I'll come down and make ye.
cries the warder.
but old Nat only laughs. Then in
goes Mr. Warder, and Nat knocks him
down-silly-for meddlin-wi' his lang
handed shovel.
"And would We believe me? don't say
nothin about Nat-he was a bit short i
his temper-but they gives me 80 days
bread and water for not interferinl
"'And you stood by, Sloss, and see
him do IT, says the governor.
do We think I'm fuil?' l cries,
to NEEDLE in other folks affairs? Not
me. I'll tell you what it is, sir. I've
age. They was man for mainland let
'em fight it out.
but il were no good argufyin.
II only mentions it 10 show You what
sort of q place Bermooda was 4 my
time
"Afore I'd done my 20 days comes
Yaller Jack. Ye should ha' seen their
faces Takes warders and all Spares
none There was fair panic. A man
were full O. life in the mornin and food
for the sharks by night time.
But l didn't care for it. l cared for
nowt-i' those days. | don't know as
do now-excep' for what's afore me. "
Imagine a somber pause, full Of sig.
nifcance.
"Well, Jack gets worse an worse.
"There was none lef' to tend the sick
1.-THE commander Of the hospital ship
comes ashore an calls for volunteers.
Halo, Archie!' says l to myself.
Here's a chance for a change. Lots o.
grub and smook all day long. Ye may
as we'll die here as anywheers else.
Here goes. So l holds up my hand and
cries, I'm one.
He looks at me and begins TO laff
You're fat and lusty, Sloss, says be
You'll be the first to 60. For Jack
were particular fond O. the lusty ones
1t were common talk how he like 'em.
But l didn't care-not me.
" 'Ye might be dead afore me, sir,
says l. He were hard nut, was Com
mander Jackson. I'd had four dozen
from him once.
Well, Sloss, says he, III take ye.
The devil will soon get his own So
of l goes down TO the boat-me, three
others and him-and were soon aboard
the hospital ship
Sure enough, my words come true.
That vera night Jack knocks at the
cabin door Of Commander Jackson.
1t were fair awful, that ship. I be-
gins TO think I'd best ave been satisfied
wi bread an water ashore. But
booked, and there was no gettin out o.
the job. First he took ye in the legs,
then he mounted upward, then he
spread all over ye, till ye was all aches
and pains. Then come the black vomit. -
Even now Archie shuddered at the
thought of the awful scenes he took
part in-men raving, men cursing, men
mad, men tied down to their burks, all
yellow. Above, the sun burning and
blistering; below, the odors of the sick,
disinfectants, the croaking death rattle
at their threats.
Such is yellow jack, according to
Archie.
He took Commander Jackson vera
bad" he went on. He were a hard
nut and had the name for tit were a
word and blow wi him. Many's the
time l shook my ifs T. his old face all
yaller-oh, he couldn't see me-think-
Ia o. the four dozen I'd had of hir1.
II were vera temptin to take my re.
venge. I could ha' killed him easy.