St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1897-03-05
This and That.

There is nothing that would cause a
woman greater secret satisfaction than
to fall over in a faint when her husband
is scolding her.
Hoods Pills cure liver ills, billousness,
Indigestion, headache. A pleasant laxa-
tive. All druggists.
One OF Mr.. Depew's latest: 1t is sweeter
far to enjoy taffy while living than to be
decorated with cpltaphy when dead.
One minute is all the time necessary to
decide from personal experience that One
Minute Cough Cure does what its name
implies. Boynton & Eastman.
A man recently advertised Tor com
petent persons to undertake the sale OF
new patent medicine, and added, ut will
be profitable to the undertaken" No
doubt he was right.
Torturing, itching, scaly skin eruptions,
burns and scalds are soothed at once and
promptly healed 10y DeWitt's Witch Hazel
Save, the best known cure TOR piles.
Boynton & Eastman.
Waddington notice you don't talk
much when you dine out mo; it takes
all the brains | can muster to work
things SO | won't come out with an
oyster fork for my after-dinner coffee. -
Chicago Record,
Don't allow the lungs to be impaired
by the continuous irritation OF a cough.
1t is easier to prevent consumption than
to cure it. One Minute Cough Cure taken
early will ward off any fatal lung trouble.
Boynton & Eastman.
Isaac" said the arithmetic teacher,
you always get your addition wrong.
Why don't you try to do better?' 1t
amt my fault" sobbed little Isaac. ME
fadder told me always to put on 10 per
cent extra, vatever anything came to. -
Harper's Bazaar.
1t is surprising what wee bit of
thing can accomplish. Sick headache,
constipation dyspepsia, sour stomach,
dizziness, are quickly banished by De-
Wits Little Early Risers. Small pill.
Safe pill. Best pill. Boynton & East
man.
IF there's one time more than
another" says an experienced married
man, when it's best not to speak to
woman, it is when her line OF clothes
comes down in the mud"
If you have ever seen a child in the
agony of Group, you can appreciate the
gratitude OF the mothers VINO know that
One Minute Cough Cure relieves their
little ones as quickly asst is administered.
Many homes in this city are never with
out it. Boynton & Eastman.
Are you in condition for the football
season, Brompton2'
"Only partially. If anyone hits me
over the head with base ball club it
attracts my attention. y Detroit Free
Press.
Until man has been married three
months he hasn't any idea how many
old dresses his wife has saved up.
E. E. Turner of Compton, Mo-, writes
us that after suffering from piles for sew
enteen years, he completely cured them
by using three boxes of DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Salve. 1t cures eczema and severe
skin diseases. Boynton & Eastman.
Girls like to kiss each other in public
just to aggravate the men.
They are so small that the most sensi-
wv PSiooho tahV tHChi, lucy uiS ~ ShSS-
tive that the most obstinate cases OF
constipation, headache and torpid liver
yield to them. That is why DeWitt's
Little Early Risers are known as the ia
nous little pills. Boynton & Eastman.
Womens hearts are like egg shells-a
good deal tougher than they seem.
Many cases of Grippe" have lately
b,,O ,a
This preparation seems specially adapted
to the cure OF this disease. Itacts quickly
thus preventing serious complications
and bad effects in which this disease often
leaves the patient. Boynton & Eastman.