New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-10-14

ss Pnsisa"' va: rSsl ss
ped an ia S %as obliged ike Il s SscR here
TIL 'n n,n e ZEN se tns wSn for my daughter
to come out Of the store on 5he what they
a about but on 80 suess they Know The
turned to the policemen to make ers son indeed 20
| nothing was said.-(Phladelphia Record
Canon streatfeld. of the English Church. has de,
clned parish because the trustees dsappro'e"
Of his intention preach. not in piacN gov"
but in his surplce A year ago the point Was s
ously argued in court Of Law THAI the su'P
alone the legal vestment OF the Clergy !" '''e
pulpit and that the use Of the black gown was an
irregulariiy. and that therefore bequcst lett ior
the maintenance Of a church at Eastbourne' coho'-
tiona on the use Of the black gown in the pulpit
was valid notwithstanding the abandonment OF the
black gown for the surplice. The Court however
scented the contention.
To Be Sure.-"rhere are two ways OF ma, MAKING =
." know only one" she returned.
well. the other is 10 step on its tall. -'Judge'
The Long Island farmer who poughed over the
graves Of his ancestors, in order that ne might
utilize their fertility in the production OF crop
explains that there no malice In the uahs'c-
ton and to prove it AYERS that the grave or MS
I
spirit Of thrift. should not be interpreted 10 imply
a want Of respect FOR her memory. lie no doupt
considers II pious act to convert the elcWeh's u
his maternal ancestor into farm produce. but IL -
an agricultural expodicnt not likely to ma imi'"-
tors. as II deserves mono.
Ehicacious In Both Diseascs.-"A Frenchnnn
says that love IS disease that e'ose'y '''''''''
"Th|ro may be some truth in that have aye, no T.,
ticed that the gold cure IL frequently en'aV'""' ."
\ lake near Morri:ton. Ark. dried up couple
az ,,ars ago leaving a rich deposit OF soil ten fec,
doop \ portion Of il was planted with corn TINS
year aud T. will yic'd two hundred bushels 70 the
acre rho corr the story goes. was so"n
broadcast. Ike wheat, AID c"'ne up so strong ano
thick that a coon which recently tried TO make lis
way through the stalks unable to cXtrica'e
ITSELF and captured.
Wise Boy.-"wure. If you can spell the plural Of
pouuv I VIII civ" :, TO YOU. 80,
give me whst-thc singular or pural?'
plural % course
ii. right II rc goes: Dime.
Isn't hat the plural o. penny"
or course. in the end II had to he compromised
on that basis.-Chicago Post.
The humani;Arans OF England say that the
method Of taking the shell from the or
to.sc is cruel. on being caught the tortoise II
semi bro ID over a fire OF red embcrs until the nesh
tha, retains the coveted shell to It's body Is
though .he suffering must be intense II rarey di's
but IN a few months grows another she'll OF when
il .s deprived in the same manner.
The Ootimist-"The new girl broke four pates
TO-DAY. Jhn. :, III, oh
ably stay a. long the set lasts -'cIevelahd
Plain Dealer
."Fhe Roseyille oOhio) Review" printed the FOL
loving communication the other day: "The man
,hat run agains, my buggy and tore the wheel
of. on the road "a, Thursday night. I'm front OF
John Wiston's BAN. two miles north 81 Rosevil'e
think Is a - mean man and no gentleman. or
he would have stopped and seen II any one was
hurt. but no. nc started Off hls team and acted
ike a dummy JOHN J. TANNER"
-, Smashing Time oh. they had an awful time
Owe at the Simpsons this afternoon
what was IL "
- nry got 10 quarrelling and 1t wound up by him
ripping ont an oath. tearing down the street, wh.le
she burst into tears. "-lndianapos Journal
1T seems to me-" said ex-Secretary J. Sterling
Morton the othcr day. tina, We are soon 10 have
an outflow from the large cities TO the Western
cou1 ~. The condition OF the farmers instead or
heinz wiz, % the srumbers have pictured
has improved steadily. until to-day II Is far better
than that OF the masses In the cities"
In \ Cheap Rcstaurant.-"Does monsieur desire n
dinner l franc * confines or at franc CO.,
WHATS the difference between them
Thirty five ntmcs. monseur.'-Figaro