The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-08-07
Along the Kansas Nile.
back.

Since Governor Leedy came into office
five of the men directly appointed by him
have died.
~. r. a. Bird" said an Emporia young
man to his sweetheart. 20, X. r c."
she cried.
Probably what is the most wonderful
change in Jerry Simpson has not been motto
ed. He washes his teeth.
The Leavenworth Times is lending its In
fuence for the Eagles candidate for Bish-
op Of Concordia-Father Then.
Hessin's medicine is very strong just al
present for governor, but IL is doubtful y
he can keep the incantation up for twelve
months.
II. G.. Toler's friends claim that II they
can elect him. Kansas will a last have a
governor who Will work IN his shirt sleeves
and work hard.
The most bitter fights ever witnessed in
Kansas are between the corn ana the sky.
Why doesn't the sky pick on somebody its
s.ze-say the sunfowers?
Chester Long has decided 10 run for con-
gress again. He expects to have con-
test for the nomination which has hitherto
been given him for the asking.
The extra session OF the legislature will
be called about October l. A great deal OF
valuable coal viii be used up heating the
house and senate for this folly.
Ed Little gave a Wichita waiter three
pennies and turning 10 friend a; the table
said: Il do not believe in tipping. but
one must co il to get decent attention"
Professor Stryker's head should be ex-
amined. BY his special orders. the doc
trines OF Populism will be taught at the
county institute al Newton, now in ses-
sion.
Three of the Santa Fe railroad men who
moved from Nickerson TO Newton tore
their houses down, moved them 20 Newton
and set them up. There Is no place Ike
home even when you have 10 carry Il with
you.
A man who has seen Mckinley. Bismarck,
Gladstone and King Hunoert says he never
realized what real greatness was until he
saw Ed Little lolling in the back seat Of an
open hack on the main street OF little
town.
Near Norton. Kansas. horse kicked over
bee hive. The owner 81 the horses went
to their rescue Fifty-three bee stings were
taken from about his ears afterwards, ore
horse died from the bee poison IN an hour
and half. and the other in four hours.
~ Preston. Pratt county. a rsn1reader
said 20 q citizen: ''You are TIE only man
in this place who did not look AZ the eclipse |
OF the sun WONDERFUL" CALCULATED the /
citizen. How dii you know You I
are the only fellow without snu; OF ;he /
end Of his nose" responded the mind |
reader.
Atchisoa Globe: The ridiculous Topeka
people, II searching for curious. have fount
3 woman who claims 20 Be The Mother %
Prohibition" We aTs glad shat p-ohiol- /
ton had a mother instead OF father: sx-
onerztes our sex from aIi bIsue-snd W
are glad that Topeka. Instead OF Atchisoz
discovered her. She Is Mrs George ". |
Greevs- OF Kansas City. Kan. azi claims
ne title OF prohsbstsoa's motherhood on ~
ground thst when re vote OF prohibition |
tame ~. re hfe of the measure .s2<rGes
~ ore vote. and that her Influence VIZ
Der husband caused him 20 cast rs vote /
"a TIE St John SIDE Il took th.s STEP
seys tie Mother .. Prohi5its G-z~vs-.
because I co. i2toxicstes. a. tire ;erSe-
&c CT s. s18 re suffering ard a1-usf-ty 7
xpe--szce5 when had soo@-st made ne
onsecTa;e ny life 20 fight CT Ire rsrro-
Rum" Al re women ~ho sol drunk =. !
re tender age o: VII sheer tbs Robe
r oEI.zn O.