Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1897-04-29
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economy."--Chicago Record.
He-"I love you better than nv Ilto \
She-"COnsidering the life Won lead
cannot say that | am surprised
dianapolis Journal.
They say people who live togotb,
get to look alike" rs that so? wan
just in the interest of science, let'Q r.
it."-Chicago Record.
Freddy-"What is statcsmausb,
papa|' "Statesmanship m,
son, Is successful politics. New Yo+
Commercial Advertiser.
Brown-"Why do they call the II
cycle the silent steed?" Smith. q.
don't know, exactly. The horse ism,
saying Il word. is he"-Puck.
Hobson-"ls Robson a man Won "a,
trust|' Dobson-"Yes: that is, if ",
lend him anything; it's all you car do,
New York Commercial Advertiser
The Governess-"I know French on,
German" Mrs. Uptodate-"That N
not sufficient. want some one win
can teach my children Scotch. "-BroOL
lyn Life.
Frances-"Yes, he is pursuing liter
ture." Gertrude-''Indeed! And is N.
very successful" Frances-"No. Hh
still a long way ahead of him."-Oleye
land Leader.
Mos men," said Uncle Eben, talk,
bout de commones' kind O. troubles
like dey done 'scovered 'em an could
git 'em patented eff dey chose. Wash
ington Star.
While Miss Fitz was away, George
took her parrot" Anything happenr
II don't know; she keep the parrot
down cellar now, and the engagement
is off."-Life.
Leola-"Don't you think they are two
souls with but a single thoughtY
Hazel-"Well, shouldn't wonder
They are both making fools of them.
selves."-Truth.
What is hardy rOsebushW ut Is
one that doesn't mind your mother pull
ing 1t up by the roots every few days
to see if it has begun to grow YETI
Chicago Record.
Some men," said Uncle Eben, 'kln
train er dog ter do anything dey tells
i'm an at de same time de mos dis
obejintest chillun in de neighborhoOd
Washington Star.
Wickwire-"You made some ~,oney
on the fight, didn't you?" Nudge
No; don't think did. won $25 ant
spent S4S of it the same night"
dianapolis Journal.
He (fervently)-'Your eyes are lik,
the stars above" She (seepily)-
There are no stars above just now
Charles-the sun is about to riSe."-
Brooklyn Daily Eagle.
Hostess-"Ah, NJ. lie Ministre, 81
down on this Ottoman" Russian alp
limat-"Parblieu! | would craze
stand. Ze ware thought eez eempossl
ble!-New York Press.
He-"Do you think your father wou
offer me personal violence if were t
ask him for you?" She-"No, hut
think he will if you don't pretty soon.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Wildly was thinking of late experl
'ence at the club, when his wife asked
Did Mr.. Lusk CALI" Not him;
bluffed him with a $1O-er-what wa
that, dear?'-Baltimore News.
She-"Did you have any trouble Il
getting papa to listen to your He
Not a bit. l began by telling him
knew of plan whereby he could say
money.'-Cincinnati Enquirer.
Getting acquainted: Are you tn
new girl!' asked Mr.. Wheeler. comm
down to breakfast. "Yes, sir" replie
the maid. What make of wheel d
you rideE-Yonkers Statesman.
Its shame" cried the young wife
mot thing in the house fit to eat In
going right home to papa" "If yO
don't mind, dear" said the husband
reaching for his hat, "I'll 20 with you.
-Yonkers Statesman.
Hodge-"Hello, ole man, what's goir
on in Pumpkinville?" Podge-"Nutf
In. Wy, hits jest got so blamed dul
house rent has stopped an the interes
ON what feller owes hez plum quit
Atlanta Constitution.
There was strange man here to Sc
you to-day, papa said little Ethel, VIII
met her father in the hall as he cam
home on Wednesday night. "Did h
have billT mo, papa. He had jus
a plain nose."-Newark Call.
Walker-"They say that Napoleo
was so self-possessed that not even tn
sound of pistol fred close to his ca
could make him start" wheeler-"H
wouldn't have stood much show In
bicycle race. e."-Indianapoljs Journal.