The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1897-05-27
The Coming of Baby.

When a baby comes to the house real hap
piness comes. The care and anxiety count for
nothing against the cling ng touch OF the little
hands and the sound of the little voice. The
highest function gives to human beings is
bringing healthy, happy children into the
world. Over thirty years ago the needs OF
| sulting physician to the Invalids' Hotel and
Surgical Institute, Of Buffalo, N Y. The result
of his study improved by thirty years OF prac
tice is embodied in DR.. Pierce's Fsvorite Pres
cription. 1t strengthens, purJhes and makes
healthy the organs distinctly feminine. II
gives weak women the strength and health
necessary for the production OF healthy chill
dren and it makes the bearing OF those chill
dren easy. 1t is sure to cure any weakness CT
arrangement peculiar to women; stops pain
sooths inflammation, strengthens, purifes, in
yigorates.
Edith: "Do you have much difficulty in
talking German" Bertha: "Oh, dear. no;
it's so much like gargling you can hardly tell
the difference"
PILES! PILES! PILES!
Dr. Williams .ban Pile Ointment will cure Blind
Bleeding. liberated and Itching Piles 1t absorbs the
gives instant relief Dr. Williams Indian PIE ONT
is prepared only for Piles and Itching of the prt
vse parts and nothing else Zach box Is guarsnteed
500 by druggists, sent by mail SOC. 81 90 per box.
WILLIAMS MFG co, Props, Cleveland o.
Geo. 4. sampson, Sko~hegan Agent.
Teacher; who was Joan OF Arc?'
Bright Boy: "Noah's wife"
EEP your blood pure, your appe-
~ tite good, your digestion perfect
by taking Hoods Sarsaparilla, which
has power to keep you WELL.
"Barrin' me landlady and me washwoman,'
| said Mr.. Horrigan, with honest pride, "Oi owe
no man clint"
For Over Fifty Years,
MRS. WINsLow's SOOTHING SYRUP has been
u sed for over fifty years by millions of moth
ers for their children while teething, with
perfect success. 1t soothes the child. seftens
the gums, allays all pain, cures wind collie and
is the best remedy for Diarrhoea. 1t will re-
lieve the poor little sufferer Immediately
sold by Druggists in every part of the world
Twenty five cents bottle. Be sure and ask
for "Nlrs Winslow's Soothing syrup" and
take no other kind ly38
Y; "Your wife appears to be very much
attached to her bicycle" c.: ooh, then, you
never saw her fall off"
DO YOU scratch and scratch and wonder what's
the matter? Deans Ointment will instantly
relieve and permanently any itchy disease of
the skim no matter of how long standing.
Poor-"But we cannot live on papa" protest.
ed the savage's bride to be. Ale is dreadfully
poor" I'VE can wait until he is fatterl'
exclaimed the youth, "for love is brave"
An Opportunity You Now Have
of testing the curative effects of Ely's Cream
| Balm the most positive cure for catarrh known
Ask your druggist for ten cent trial size OF
send 10 cents, we will mail it. Full size 80 cents
ELY BROS, 56 Warren ST., y. Y. City
My son was afflicted with catarrh. | induced
him 10 Try Elys Cream Balm and the disagreea-
BILE catarrhal smell all left him. He appears as
well any one J. G. Olmstead, ArcOla. ILL.,
areeksP" ale does iadeed he has named
two of our new pups Alpha and Omega"