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The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1897-12-04

8 decided TO admit all Children a. tire
nuced price Of 10 cents, 80 that the clos
day Of the SHOW. as first arrsn.ad, can
sperly be termed "Childrens Hay . 1t
also been decided In view II the large
amber Of strangers expected the city
Pring the Fruit. Flower and vegeta bic
FsuVai to continue the poultry shuw DUR
next week as an additional attraction
That gala time, and the doo.s win NOT
closed until after The expiration o. tho
liter event
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-07-06

ceived a letter which caused her some
surprise and considerable amusement.
It was dated from next door, and was
handed in by the red-headed page after
breakfast.
Dear Miss Ida began this curious
document, and then relapsed suddenly
into the third person. "Mr. Charles
Westmacott hopes that he may have
the pleasure of ride with Miss Ida
Walker upon his tandem tricycle.. Mr..
Charles Westmacott will bring it round
in half an hour You in front Yours
very truly, Charles Westmacott." The
whole was written in a large, loose
jointed and schoolboyish hand, very
thin on the up strokes and thick on the
down, as though care and pains had
gone to the fashioning of it.
Strange as was the form, the mean
ing was clear enough; so Ida fastened
to her room, and had hardly slipped on
her light grey cycling dress when she
saw the tandem with it's large occupant
at the door. He handed her up to her
saddle with a more solemn and thought
full face than was usual with him, and
a few moments later they were flying
along the beautiful, smooth suburban
roads in the direction of Forest Hill
aren't you tired?' she asked, glanc-
ing over her shoulder and turning to-
wards him a little pink ear a fluffy
golden curl, and one blue eye twinkling
from the very corner of it's lid.
mot a bit. am just getting my
swing"
isn't it wonderful to be strong? You
always remind me of steam engine"
why a steam engineer"
"Well, because it is so powerful, and
reliable, and unreasoning. Well, I didn't
mean that last, you know, but-but-
you know what 1 mean. What is the
matter with your
"Why?'
Because you have something on your
mind. You have not laughed once
He broke into a gruesome laugh. "I
am quite jolly" said he.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-07-06
Novel Experiment..

A novel, and what promises to be Il
notable experiment, is being tried in
Sheffield, England. Children who would
otherwise be sent to the pOOrhouSe are
divided among cottage homes. These
homes are managed in about the same
way as the homes for working people
Each home accommodates fifteen chill
1ren, and has at the head of it a work
ingman and his wife, as foster-parents,
selected by the authorities Both boys
and girls have to assist the mother" in
The hOusewOrk. The other boys are
taught trade and the girls learn dress
making, cooking and other branches of
domestic service. The homes are open
10 all visitors, and the ministers of the
neighbOrhOOd take an active interest in
the little cOttagers.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-07-06
WHAT Could She say:

There were three morning glories on
the teachers desk-a pink, a white ana
a purple one-tied together with pref
ty little cotton ribbon of the kind used
to fasten new handkerchiefs together.
Th eflowers were very fresh and pref
ty, and the teacher smiled as she looked
from them to little Leon, who stod near
the desk "Where did you get them,
Leon?" she asked, for she knew thaC
there was not SO much as a spear OF
grass in the yard of Icons house. Il
climbed over fence and stole them Tor
YOU Miss Blank" said Leon. Ana
when l lad picked them [ Knocked on
the window to the servant girl and she
gave me the ribbon to tie them with.
And what was Miss Blank to say
New York Times.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-07-06
EXCELLENT CROP PROSPECTS.
Western Canadian Farmers in EX-
ceIIent Spirits.

The reports that have been received
from the farmers of the Canadian
Northwest are exceedingly good. The
June rains, which are looked upon as a
factor in forwarding the wheat crop and
is inestmable in forcing the growth
have been numerous, and the wheat
fields are now in the highest condition.
The result will be that with the acreage
of this year and the prospect OF big
average, the lot of the Canadian farmer
is a most enviable one. Along the lines
of the railway that have been construct
cd and those under construction, there
are still limited number Of homesteads
that can be had actually free. In other
districts improved farms can be had at
low figures. The opportunity is now Of
fered all who desire to better their con-
dition, to take up lands there. Excellent
climate, good laws, free schools and the
best of social conditions. churches, socle-
ties, etc. For particulars and pam
phlets and information as to the best
means of reaching there. apply to
MIR BEN DAVIES,
Agent for the Canadian Government,
1J2 Third Street st. Paul.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-07-06
Goes Cough BaIsam
Is the oldest and best. 1t will break cold quicker
than anything else. 1t is always reliable. Try it,
Strange Food of the Chinese.

The opinion that the Chinese will eat
almost anything that is eatable is not
altogether wrong. 1t is also fact that
they sometimes eat that which would
appear to us to be absolutely UNBEATABLE.
Thus, recent traveller in China tells
of two cases in which this interesting
people had cooked and eaten animals
which had been poisoned by strychnine
TIL echrOnicler goes on to say: "On
one of these occasions someone was
thoughtful enough to consult Il foreign
err as to the probable results; but, as
the animal was already in the pot the
conviveS could not make up their minds
to forego the luxury of the feast, and
no harm appeared to come of their in
diligence" 1t should be said that these
strange tastes of the Chinese are born
of necessity, not of prediction. Food
is scarce in China, and the great mass
of people ere forced to use that which
is thrown aside by people of other
lands.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-07-06
shal.e Intn Your Shoes.

Aliens Foot-Ease, a powder for the
feet. 1t cures painful, swollen, smart
ing feet and instantly takes the sting
out of corns and bunions. 1t is the
greatest comfort discovery Of the age.
Aliens Foot-Ease makes tight-fitting
or new shoes feel easy. 1t is certain
cure for sweating, callOus and hot,
tired, aching feet. Try it to-day. Sold
by all druggists and shoe stores. By
mail for CSC in stamps. Trial package
FREE. Address Allen S. Olmsted. LIE
Roy, N. Y.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-07-06
267 Pounds of Dog.

Nero, a dog owned by Wayne Bailey
Of Rutland, is said to be the largest ca
nine in the world He tips the scales
nj 2G7 pounds. Nero is a handsome
half-G erman and half-English mastiff.
fawn-brindle in color, his huge head
being of a trif1e darker shade. He IS as
agile and lively as cat. He makes a
splendid watchdog, but is a kind and
affectiOnate animal. Mr.. Bailey got
him at West Rutland when he was six
months old. He is now four years old.
at the time of his purchase Nero
weighed 162 pounds. He stands up
from the ground thirty-five inches and
girts fifty inches. The dogs neck is
unusually large, measuring thirty inch
es. and from tip to tip he measures six
feet five and onehalf inches erlnont
Phoenix.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-07-06
6Y 4. CONAN DOYLE

on his face. and her hand was still IN
his as they wandered amid the twilight
They said no more now, but only wan
dered and felt each others presence
All was fresh around them, familiar
and yet new, tinged with the beauty OF
their new found happiness.
did you not know it before" ne
asked.
81 did not dare think it,
what a mask of ice 1 must wear!
How could a man feel as have done
without showing it? Your sister, at
least, knew
"Idap
'It was last night She began to praise
you, I said what [ felt, and then in an
instant it was all OUT
but what could you-what could you
see in me? Oh, do pray that you may
not repent itr' The gentle heart was
ruff1ed amid it's joy by the thought of
it's own unworthiness
Repent it! / feel that I am saved
man. You do not know how degrading
this city life is, how debasing, and yet
how absorbing Money forever clinks
in your ear. You can think Of nothing
else. From the bottom of my heart
hate it, and yet how can I draw back
without bringing grief to my dear old
father? There was but one way in which
I could defy the faint, and that was by
having home influence so pure and so
high that it may brace me up against
all that draws me down. l have felt
that influence already. l know that
when I am talking to you L am a better
man. 1t is you who must go with me
through life, or I must walk forever
alone
ooh, Harold, am SO happy! Still
they wandered amid the darkening
shadows, while one by one the stars
peeped out in the blue-black sky above
them. At last a chill night wind blew up
from the east, and brought them back to
the realities of life.
"You must go in. You will be cold"
'My father will wonder where I am.
Shall 1 say anything to him?"
eff you like, my darling. Or I will in
the morning. must tell my mother to-
night. I know how delighted she will
be-"
II do hope So"
'Let me take you up the garden path.
1t is SO dark. Your lamp is not lit yet.
then, dearest
"Till tomorrow, Harold"
"My own darling!'' He stopped, and
their lips met for the first time. Then,
as she pushed open the folding windows
she heard his quick, firm step as it
passed down the graveled path. A
lamp was lit as she entered the room,
and there was Ida, dancing about like
a mischievous little fairy in front of
her.
"And have you anything to tell me?"
she asked, with a solemn face. Then,
suddenly throwing her arms round her
sisters neck, ooh, you dear, dear old
Clarai am so pleased am SO nlea Sed >,
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-07-06
(To BE CONTINUED
Are They All Tender?

BY command of the emperor of Rus
STA three enormous volumes, bound in
black seal, with purple silk Innings, and
another in red seal with white Innings,
all with massive clasps in gold and sill
yer, have been filled with cuttings from
the entire American press referring TO
the illness and death of the late cz1r. 1
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-07-06
CHAPTER VII.
VENT TADNEM FELICITAs.

T WAS just three
days after the Doc
tor and the Admiral
had congratulated
each other upon the
closer tie which
was to unite their
two families, and
to turn their friend
ship into something
even dearer and
more intimate, that
Miss Ida Walker re-
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-07-06
Thc Pncifc Pnrndise.

Cleveland Plain Dealer: Say, Weary,
1 think tn Sandwich Islans is the place
for me-"
'Why So chappie?"
"'Cause I'd be free from temptation"
''Wot kind O. temptation?'
''Why the papers says tn climates so
enervatin' that there's no temptation to
work.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-07-06
0nite a Rurdenette.

Indianapolis Journal:
There is young maiden named Harryette
Who hasn't been able to maryette,
On account of her name,
Which has made her quite lame
In her heroic efforts to carryette.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-07-06

A portrait of Charles I. in an art Gal-
lery at Oxford is composed entirely of
small letters. The head and ruff contain
the Lord S prayer, the apostles creed and
the Book of Psalms.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-07-06

During the last twenty years Canada
has granted only 115 divorces. Canada
may be a desirable place for runaway
cashiers but for couples to whom the
matrimonial yoke has become irksome it
affords little hope of relief
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-07-06
willing to Try.

"And do you think you can make my
daughter happy woman?' asked the
father.
81 guess so,'' replied the young man.
"What make of wheel does she pre-
fer?-Yonkers Statesman.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-07-06

All the railway stations in Sweden at
which meals are served are known by
a sign bearing the suggestive emblem of
crossed knife and fork.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-07-06

A snail ranch has been started by
farmer of Anet, France. He has already
$780, 600 of the interesting creatures and
they eat as much green fodder as two
COWS.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-07-06

The farmers of Gloucester n j., killed
crows by stringing CO rn on horsehairs. The
crews swallow the corn and the hair and
soon fall into a fatal fit.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-07-06

An emetic given to a Scotch terrier be-
longing to Col. T. c. Wildman of Airing
ton, N. j., caused the dog to throw up a
live frog, which at once hoped away.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-07-06

Piso's Cure TO" Consumption is the only
cough medicine used in my housed. G.
Albright, Miff1inburg, Pa, Dec. II, 90
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-07-06

FITS PermanentlyCured. Motifs nervousness after
first days of Dr. kline's Great Nerve RestoreE
Send for FREE $500 trial bottle and trestise
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-07-06

The Hudson river is salty as far as
Poughkeepsie, seventy-five miles from it's
mouth.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-07-06

In the forty years between 1892 and 1882
there were outstanding, supposed to have
been lost or destroyed. Bank of England
notes to the value of fl 500, 900. This sum
vas clear profit to the bank
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-07-06

The Portuguese were the first to import
tea INTO Europe, and used it early in the
sixteenth century.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-07-06

Educate Your Bowels with Cascnrets.
Candy Cathartic. constipation forever,
I0c If c. c. c fail druggists refund money.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-07-06
To Cure Constipation Forever.

Take Cascarets Candy Cathartic loo or CSC
If c. c. C. fail to cure, druggists refund money
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-07-06
The Partnership Was Limited.

Jenkins-I see you and Smithers have
dissolved partnership. What was the
trouble?
Hamblen-Oh, the fool thought he had a
half-interest in the typewriter, that's
all.
The River Falls times. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1894-1933, 1897-07-06

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup
For children teethng sotens the gums reduces inam
nation alays pain, wind collie. % cents bottle
Democratic Northwest and Henry County news. [volume] (Napoleon, O. [Ohio]) 1894-1905, 1897-01-14

taches to these hopelessly ignorant, half
vagrant creatures, who have come to
the pioking-by donkey cart, by train.
on foot-bearing with them their mis-
cradle utensils for cooking and faring.
in their rags and their tatters, the filth
Of which they are not ashamed, sleep
ing by night in tents if they are so for
tunate, behind hedges and under rude
wigwams of boughs. if they must, work
ing from day dawn to evening close for
a mere pittance-yet not wolfish or sur
Iy, not rude-indeed, good natured
when you address them. and in rough
way joeular or in sny way communlea-
tive. Here and there, to be sure, some
thing more pretentious, the epitome OF
lower middle class shift and tidiness,
but in the main hop picking scene
such as you may witness at Mailing
tells you what pitiful poverty and
yretchedness are hidden from the world
by the purple splendor of the richest ma
tiou upon which the curious sun look
askance.
Fill in imaginatively the picture o.
which 1 have given but true outlines
Scan the hillside encampment, where in
fancy and age swarm about the evening
fires. Walk through the fields of vine gir
poles, that seem a compact mass as yol
look down upon them. Talk with thes
women and children stripping the yel
low flowers swiftly from the stems
Glance at the various troops of thought
lessly begotten infants rolling on tn
green grass or burrowing in the sof
earth, and then, as you blow the frot
from your next glass of beer, refiec
how the best hops yielded by bountifu
nature are gathered for your benefit
Cor. Chicago Times Herald.
Democratic Northwest and Henry County news. [volume] (Napoleon, O. [Ohio]) 1894-1905, 1897-01-14
Have You A Gold?

II so, then, instead of taking SO
mnch ouinjne and other strong medl-
cines take a pleasant and mild stom,
ach, and bowel remedy, which will
cleanse the system, and you VIII pe 1
surprised how quickly the cold VIII
leave YOU. DR.. CaldwelPs Syrup Pep
sin will do this better than any other.
Trial size 10c 90 doses 1Oc), larger
sizes soc and $1.OO at Saur " Balsley
Napoleon, o. LII
Democratic Northwest and Henry County news. [volume] (Napoleon, O. [Ohio]) 1894-1905, 1897-01-14
w eSt-BOund. Il .
STATIONS.
PULLMAN SERVICE.

Chicago and Cleveland, Trains Nos. IA aud
Is
Chicago and Pttsburg. Trains Nos. 5, 8, "A
and Is.
Chicago and Columbus Trains Nos H. l6
Chicago and Wheeling Trains Nos. s. 46
and =.
q. cago and Baltimore, Trains Nos, 5, 6, Z
n g.
Chicago and Philadelphia. Trains y" 7
ana s.
Chicago and New York Trains Nos aud s.
Columbus and Baltimore, Trims Nos and
e.
Pittshurg and Cincinnati. Trains Nos, 1o3,
1Ot, los and los.
L STOPS TO lei off passengers from points
east OF Chicago j JUNCTION Or 10 tax on p;gssen-
gers ror ,Chica@o,, Frrtins run Daily stop
on Signal. s wiz wait 10 min. Tor Counee-
tion. Il VIII wait minutes ior connec-
tion j passengers are reported. i stop
for Meals Daily except Sunday.
d Stop on Sandays only Grand Calu-
met Height viii be 2 aag stop for trains 9 n.
days for train No. 8. Sundays for train No. Z.
J. VAN. SMITH, CHAS. o. SCULL,
Gen'lSupt. Gen. Pass. Agt.
Democratic Northwest and Henry County news. [volume] (Napoleon, O. [Ohio]) 1894-1905, 1897-01-14

Many merchants are well aware
that their customers are their best
friends and take pleasure in supply
ing them with the best good obtain
able. As an instance we mention
Perry g. Camerson, prominent drug
gists of Flushing Michigan. They
say. "We have no hesitation in re-
comemending Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy to our customers, as it is the
best cough medicine we have ever
sold, and always gives satisfaction: +"
For sale a, 35 and 80 cents per bottle
by d. J. Humphrey, Napoleon o. I'm
Democratic Northwest and Henry County news. [volume] (Napoleon, O. [Ohio]) 1894-1905, 1897-01-14
SOUTH BOUND.

Trains 90 and daily. Nos. ., 4. IS, /, 81,
and 10 daily except Sunday.
One fare for the round trip between all
stations on Sunday.
Through train service between Adrian,
Mich, and Welleston, Ohio via Lima and
Ohio Southern Railroad. No change of cars
in either direction.
Nos. and makes connection at Adrian
l1:15 p. m. Returning Nos. and make
connections with train from Detroit and al
Michigan points. Good connections at al
Junction points. For any information as tC
| rates, routes, ETC., call on Lima Northern
| Agents or address,
E. W. HINER. G. P. A..
F. LANNEN, T. A., Lima Ohio.
Napoleon. Ohio.
Democratic Northwest and Henry County news. [volume] (Napoleon, O. [Ohio]) 1894-1905, 1897-01-14
Proof.

First Ruffian-Who is the prisoner
Second Ruffian-He says he has title,
captain.
First Rufian-Did you search himp
Second Ruffian-Yep, an couldn't find
a cent.
First Ruffian. Then he probably has,
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Democratic Northwest and Henry County news. [volume] (Napoleon, O. [Ohio]) 1894-1905, 1897-01-14
RHEUMATISM CURED IN A DAY

"Mystic Cure" for Rheumatism and Neu-
ralgia radically cures in 10 days. Its ac-
tion upon the system is remarkable and
mysterious. 1t remove at once the cause
and the disease immediately disappears.
The frat dose greatly BENEFITS: % cents
Sold by d. ]. Humphrey druggist, Napo'
con, o. nov lS-4m
Democratic Northwest and Henry County news. [volume] (Napoleon, O. [Ohio]) 1894-1905, 1897-01-14
HIS Native Placs
Mother Almost Worn Out. Hands
Collie Cure Gave Instant Relief,

BEuL Brook, O., March 25th, '9S-Dr
Hand--"I received your sample bottle oi
Colo Cure and was never SO glad In nv
life. My baby had the wind colo since she
was born and I was almost worn out. l g We
her dose without my husbands knowle'igt
and it gave her instant relief and she has
not seen the least trouble since gave hei
th fist dose. would not be without 4 fo
anything. I will recommend your G 'lie
Cure to every mother. Mrs. J.C. Wade.'
Sold by all druggists 25c.
Democratic Northwest and Henry County news. [volume] (Napoleon, O. [Ohio]) 1894-1905, 1897-01-14
Saved.

Fiji Chief-Let me tell you, sir, that
your contradiction of my statement has
saved your life.
Missionary-Saved my lifee How is
that, sir?
Fiji Chief-Why, never eat anything
that / know disagrees with me.-Boston
Courier
Democratic Northwest and Henry County news. [volume] (Napoleon, O. [Ohio]) 1894-1905, 1897-01-14
Fixing His Identity.

Attorney-Well, now you say that
you saw the man who did the stabbing
Witness.-Yis, sor.
Attorney-And would you know the
oulprit again if you saw him?
Witness-He wasn't no culprit, sor;
he was a Eyetalian. Cleveland Leader.
Democratic Northwest and Henry County news. [volume] (Napoleon, O. [Ohio]) 1894-1905, 1897-01-14
IL Grows. .

As cure for constipation and in
digestion DIR. Caldwelfs Syrup Pep
sin grows raidly in favor where in
troduced. Children love its taste fol
it is so pleasant. Trial size 10c. Re
guIar size SOC and $100 of Saur 4
Balsley, Napoleon, Ohio. I'm
Democratic Northwest and Henry County news. [volume] (Napoleon, O. [Ohio]) 1894-1905, 1897-01-14
AGENTS WANTED EVERYWHERE.
Write for sample copies and
terms.
Special rates to Postmasters.
THE TIMES.STAR, Cincinnati, Ohio.
ROAD NOTICE.

AROTICE rs HEREBY GIVEN. THAT A
y petition will be presented - the Com
missioners of HehiN u,tJiy ~ heir next
regular session in A.utcH, \. a., leJl, praying,
for the location OF County Road on the fol-
lowing line, to. wit:
Beginning about six rods east otthe South.
west corner of Section No. 36, Town North,
Ranger East Henry County, Ohio: thence
running North about 80 rods, thence North
west until it int rsects Section line between
Sections 35 and 49, thence North on the Eai 3
side of said Section line until it intersects a.
County Road between said Sections 35 aud
SO, and there to terminate.
G. G.. PIT1MAN.
Napoleon, o., Nov. sOth. 1896.
Democratic Northwest and Henry County news. [volume] (Napoleon, O. [Ohio]) 1894-1905, 1897-01-14
A Man Of Intellect.

"Henry had the baby s photographs TAX
en-. When he went after them, he knew
her among hundred other babies. +"
"How did he know herr"
"He had hung his watch and chain
around her neck. Chicago Record.
Democratic Northwest and Henry County news. [volume] (Napoleon, O. [Ohio]) 1894-1905, 1897-01-14
Uuanswerable.

Little Clarence (his 'steenth question:
Pa?
Mr.. Callipers-Well, my son?
Little Clarence-Pa, how did tho mar
who named the first parcheesi board know
1t was parcheesi boardP-Truth.
Democratic Northwest and Henry County news. [volume] (Napoleon, O. [Ohio]) 1894-1905, 1897-01-14
Quite the Reverse.

She was thinking of gowns.
"Women don't dress for men," she said.
"No. Quite the reverse, /" he returned.
He was thinking of living pictures
Chicago Post.
Democratic Northwest and Henry County news. [volume] (Napoleon, O. [Ohio]) 1894-1905, 1897-01-14
All Greek to Him.

Cholly-Professor X can't be a very
learned man.
Dolly-How can you tell?
Cholly-Why, feller was tellin me that
Homer was all Greek to him, don't ye
knoWP-Truth.