The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-02-06
Another Strong Man.
I'm the Person Of a
Youth From KeWee- y
nav County.
Marvellous Feats of Strength
performed by 'Garnash a YOung Ca
madam Frenchman-NoR Race Last
Nfght-Otber Items.

Night-O,ber Items.
Well. I'm supraze your blow bout de
good skullair not you got it, han you
don know bout de Garnash. Well, he's
de bess man for strong not evaIr leve
besad Samson. You don't bleeve dat,
ahi Well, Pm tole you, nah son, den
you see Garnash was grow upt to be big
boy, before dry know he's goin to be de
strong wan. And dey fand out dis way.
She's ladder was de farmur, very poor
farmur to, so dat she only got two weel
on his wogon, becozs dey can't pey fur
four weel; anyway wan tam. Garnash
an she's ladder go to town togedder, to
buy two, tree barrels OF de sugar, mo-
iassis and pork an "prune Juice" an a
few poun oil de Peerless, Battle AK plug,
Royal Baking Powder, Magic Yeast an
Iak dat. Well, dey come along putty
well an reach de town, stop two tree mic
nlt at Joe Hickey's, den dey go out an
buy de provision dat I'm spoke bout be-
hind. Young Garnash buy de Evening
News to read on de way home, becoze
de mus pass fourteen mile to go home.
Well. dey load up on start to 60. Dey're
20 along furz well for bout tree mile
below John Morgan's, cen dat big swamp
deg call for Allouez: l guess dey mean
~out-de-way," and de wogon buss. De
: hole man is rattle very much den. She
say to de boy, "Mah son, das de bess
ting wen you'll watch de load amt it,
and alb mus foun two tree mans for help
me fix dis business" De boy say, "All
right, fadder Datll be all right (He
hear de boys on Red Jacket say dat.) l
won't do ting but read wen YOU'LL
gone" So de hole man, she 60 look for
de mans, an de boy stay dere an read de
Evening NEWS. BY and by he read bout
Mckinley carry New York, Bryan carry
Colorado, Nevada, Montana an all dose
big State, and he say, "Mans be dere de
dandy Iellers for strong; | wish I'm he
lax dat, can't carry neder Quebec or
ZhOn-See-tiee, but bleeve dat | can fix
de wogon before de hole man isg get back "
Well, dis is whair lie music start to play.
Now mus tole you two tree ting bout
1T. DE load ia twenty-fave hundred poLn,
AN very heavy poun to, and the weel
come off de axle on wan side, das de way
de wogon was buss. We'll, dat young
Giarnash walk up to de wogon, took hole
dat axle wit wan han, raise de hole bust
, ness up very easy, took de weel wat
come OF. put him back on de axle, den
,skroo DE nut back very easy, and den he
say, II don know wat for is de hole nan
bodder bout little ting lax dat for, OATS
dead easy" Den he cit down an wait
dor the hole man to come back. an read
some more in de NEWS bout de mans not
carry State. BIN by de hole man an
tree farmur from Bollmann's lumber
camp come around, an de say every ting
s0nezime, NAH boy, who help you for fix
de wogon," Nobody help me, wat for
a wan help for to do de ting lax dat u
say the boy. Bollmann's farmur dey
Iaf putty mulch den, an dey say, hole
man, de boy is tole you liar, an dis make
de hole man feel bad. She don't spoke
Tor a minuit, but fill he's mout vic
Peerless, den chew hard an squirt som,
guiee over two grasshopper wat look on
Den be say, ''Onezime Pm feel very bai
3becoze you'll tole me liar lax dat,
DENT tot so, I'm roze de boy lax dat
Wei, de boy is get mad den, an he say
You're tot am tole de liar, hahl III
show you" So he take hole de axle vic
wan han, take off de nut, put him down
u1en he take off de weel, an all de tam b.
hole de twenty-five hundred poun up wiz
wan han, den he take he's tam and pu
de weei back on, fix de nut de same lal
before, an de say, "Wot's de mattair Wit
de young feller," an dey all say, "He'
ortiz An so dey tole de hole man he
hard tam IL putty near bego now. becoz
dat boy kin play de trick more bette
dan Louis Cyr or John L. Sullivan o
-"Coxey's Army" or any of dose Teller, al
YOU be rich now putty quick. An de hol
man feel yerv much glad, an pass aroul
de "caDal water" tree tam rat away. s.
date de way he fand out de frs tam da
diarnash be so strong. Well, l mu
hurry home, and pass ma leg Ease, so n
get dere quick, becoze Mrs. Bolonga
wait for me wild de fat-iron Ia de lon
sock. I'll tole you de res mex tam
PETE BoLOsAy.