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Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1897-09-30

talking OF the health giving resuts OF a
short residence in the town. 1t is not
the purpose of the NEW MEXICAN to
throw cold water on the enthusiasm of
oroaker, but just to show the necessity
for making some changes in the present
system of allowing sewage to run off on
the surface, the following extract from
the Therapeutic Gazette, an acknowledged
authority n health matters, is printed:
'Santa Fe stands at 1000 feet elevation
has a magnificent climate, and is an in
teresting town with fair accommodations,
but unsa nitary conditions"
These lines are taken from an article
which appeared in the issue of the Ga
zette dated September Is, 1897, and were
used in comparing the. different health
resorts of Colorado and New Mexico, and
will certainly not help to render the city
any more popular with physicians who
are casting about for some place to send
patients for the winter.
All that is necessary to remedy the evil
which the medical journal speaks of, is to
repair the sewers already in and to cover
over the surface drains. And the truth is
something of the kind must be done i'm
mediately, or the results will be anything
but pleasant to the residents of the city.
An elaborate or sewer system is not
needed to remove the unsanitary condition,
should take the matter in hand and put
in the necessary underground drains at
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1897-09-30
REMOVE UNsANIrApY CONDITIONS.

One of the prime requisites of health
resort is the sanitary condition of that
resort. About the first question physi,
clan asks regarding town or locality,
when the welfare of his patients is con.
cerned, is: "What is the nature of the
drainage and how is the sewage carried
off,"
Santa Fe boasts, and rightfully, of the
magnificent climate and on the strength
Of that one gift of nature, never tires OF
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1897-09-30
Illustrated
Special Edition
New Mexican

Can be had by applying al
this office. II is full Of mat.
ter describing the mineral,
agricultural, horticultural
and all the varied resources
Of New Mexico. just the
thing to send to any one
inquirirg about or interested
in the territory. Price 10
cents, wrapped and mailed
for IL cents.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1897-09-30
Torture.

The party paused now to contemplate
Ixion on his wheel.
II don't sea where the torture comes
in," whispered Eneas.
Pluto, who was personally conducting
the tour of the distinguished Trojans
through hades, pointed silently to tho
name plate 1t was '96 wheel.
The son Of Anchises shuddered and hur.
ried on.-New York Truth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1897-09-30
The Wit of Willis.

N. P. Willis was usually the life Of the
company he happened to be in. His re-
partee at Mrs. Gales dinner in Washing
ton is famous. Mrs. Gales wrote on card
to her niece at the other end of the table
"Don't fiirt so with Nat Willis" She was
herself talking vivaoiously to a Mr.. Ca,up
bell. Willis wrote the niece's reply:
Dear aunt, don't attempt my young feelings
to trammel
Nor strain at Nat while you swallow a
Campbell.
--Argonaut,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1897-09-30
THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 80.

NEXT year Lieutenant Peary will go to
the Arctic regions "to remain up there
until reach the pole or lose my life in
the attempt" The lieutenant will pos
sibly save considerable trouble by leav-
ing his measure with some reliable un-
dertaker before starting.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1897-09-30
Social Disasters.

"They say Nancy cried for two days aft.
or her wedding"
"What on earth was the troublep"
The only piece Of cut glass she received
was rolling pin. "-Chicago Record
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1897-09-30
Holds the worlds record for
long distance fast running.

BY the Burlington's "vestibuled Flyer" IT'S
40 regular.
Leaves Denver 80 pm.
Arrives Omaha 4.05 pm.
Arrives Peoria 6 45 am.
Arrives Chicago $40 am.
6leepers-chair cars--diner.
The service to 81. Joseph, Kansas City and
st. Louis 10 equally good.
Through tickets via the Burlington to all
eastern cities are on sale a. all D. 4 +. 6.
c. w vALLERY, General Agent,
lo3o t7th street, Denver Col.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1897-09-30

Wanted-One cent word each Insertion
Local-Ten cents per line each insertion.
Reading Local Preferred position-Twen-
ty-five cents per line each insertion.
Displayed Two dollars an inch, single
column, per month in Daily. One dollar an
inch, single column, in either English OF
Spanish Weekly.
Additional prices and particulars given Oh
receipt of copy of matter to be inserted.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1897-09-30
That Fetched Her.

You are desrer to me, said to her,
Than the diamond bright, or the sable's
fur;
You are dearer to me, I softly said,
Than the Klondyke gold-yet she tossed
her head.
But I caught her smile whom said, My
sweet,
You are dearsr TO me than oar OF wheat
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1897-09-30
Serves Him Right.

Bobby-Uncle Joe, what Is bigamlsta
Uncle Joe--A bigamist' He is a man
who gets sent to jail for thinking he Is
smart enough to manage two women at
once. e.-New York Truth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1897-09-30
A Star Activity.

Bumfuss-Meyers is capable fellow.
Forever on the move.
Spildig-Yes. He's always full of his
business.
Bumfuss-Um! What's his line?
Spildig-Whisky.- York Press.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1897-09-30
In Quest of Information

Angelina-So this is the information
bureau?
Clerk-It is. What can do for you?
"Is my hat straight" And Angelina
looked appealingly at the busy young man
whose reply was lost in the murmur Of
the waves. Chautauqua Assembly Her
aid
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1897-09-30
To Extremities.

The Referee-But, my dear sir trust
you do not intend to proceed to extremi-
ties
The Irate Observation-Disclosures just what
do intend. I'm charging her with cold
feet. Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1897-09-30

HY-The NEW MEXICAN Is the Oldest news
paper in New Mexico. 1t Ia sent to every
Postotfice In the Territory and has large
and growing circulation among the intelli-
gent a. d progressive people of the south
west.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1897-09-30

Take the Santa Fe route to Denver for
the Festival of Mountain and Plain.
Tickets on sale Ootober 8, 4, and s, good
for return passage until October IL. For
particulars call at city ticket office, First
National bank building.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1897-09-30
What She Had Learned

"You can't eat your cake and have it,
too, quoted the summer man.
"But you can kiss kisses and have them,
too, !" murmured the summer girl oncour.
agingly. New York Journal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1897-09-30
over the Alley Fence

"Say, kid, II had as much chin as
ye've got I'd cut some Of 1t off,"
"An put 1t inside o. yer head, where 70
need somethin to fll up WITH wouldn't I
YeY,-Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1897-09-30
Overwork Killed Him,

Muddy Miles-So Bill has killed hisself.
Wat was tn reason? Work.
Ragged Rohmer-Y Yep. He had tn asth.
ma, an his breathin got labored New
York Sunday journal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1897-09-30
y Monosraln Nete Paper.

MONOGRAM Nete Paper.
The NHw MlxI0AN 10 prepared TO fufn-
ish two letter monogram embossed, nots
paper and envelopes Al extremely lov
prices. Gall and SEQ samples.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1897-09-30
AUTUMN STYLES.
White Satin and Rose Colored Revers
Shirred and Puffed Sleeves.

The style of dress DECORATION in which
different shades Of the same color are com.
bined is coming into great favor. Dark
gray upon light gray, for example, and pur-
pie upon mauve, and brown upon beige, are
much liked and now often seen. Some
times bands of velvet or narrow ribbon are
used, sometimes the trimming consists Of
braiding, and sometimes it is composed of
more elaborate applications and incrusta.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1897-09-30
why They Are Numerous.

Poets are born and not made, IL is said
And know Of no saying that's truer,
For If they weren't born, soon all would
be dead. And no one would make more,
I'm cure.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1897-09-30
RATES OF SUBSCRIPTIONS
All contracts and bills for advertising pay.

able monthly.
All communications intended for publca-
tion must be accompanied by the writer s
name and address-not for publication-but
as evidence of good faith, and should he ad-
dressed to The Editor. Letters pertaining to
business should be addressed
New MEXICAN Printing Co.,
Santa Fe, New Mexico.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1897-09-30
INSURANCE.
s.E.LANKARD.

S.E. LANKARD,
Insurance Agent. Office: Griffin Building,
Life, Pacific Mutual Accident, Royal Fire,
phoenix Fire, Manchester Fire, Svea Fire,
London Lancashire Fire Association, New
York underwriters, Imperial, Lion. Provi-
dence, Warrington Fire.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1897-09-30
FANClES AND FACTS,
Red Shoes-About Cramped Feet-suede
Gloves Again Popular.

Gloves Again Popular.
There seems to be dawning a possibility
of draped skirts. A new model for winter
shows skirt with ruflied panel at one
side, over which is carried a short drapery
pannier fashion 1t is to be hoped that this
is not to be taken as a prognostio of what
will prevail. Plain skirts are so much light
er and prettier
Red leather shoes worn with red silk
stockings are fancy of the moment in
Paris and are effective with white, black,
gray or red costumes.
The less shoe cramps and confines the
foot the better it is for the foot Cramping
Is caused by other faults of footgear than
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1897-09-30

worse until I was un-
able to take my food
or handle myself in
any way; I was abso-
lutely helpless. Three
bottles of S.S.S. re-
1ieved me so that I
was soon able to move
my right arm; before
long I could walk
across the room, and
he'd one dozen bottles
te1v and an, nc we'll ne
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1897-09-30

ES'- Entered as Seoold-Class matter at the
Santa Fe Post Office.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1897-09-30

THE SEVENTH Beet Sugar factory in the United
States was erected at Eddy, New Mexico, in 1896,
and made its first campaign" beginning November
18th, 1896, and closing February 15th 1897
THE CONTENT OF SUGAR in the beet" of the crop
grown in the Eddy and Roswell sections of the val
ley has proven to be more uniformly high than any
other part of the United States,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1897-09-30
A Real Blood Remedy.

S.S.S. cures Scrofula, Cancer, Eczema,
and any form of blood troubles. If you
have blood disease, take blood medi-
cine-S.S.S. (gna, anteed purely vegeka-
ta6le) is exclusively for the blood and
is recommended for nothing else. 1t
forces out the poison matter permanent
ly. We will
send to anyone
our valuable
books. Address ~
Swift Specific A\A>
Co., Atlanta,
CO.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1897-09-30

1874 separate analysis chiefly carload lots showed AN
AVERAGE Of 1901 per cent sugar in beet; s41 per
cent purity.
THIS REMARKABLE RESULT accomplished by
farmers, unacquainted with the culture Of beet
root land and under very trying ciraum.
stances the factory not assured until May and
majority Of the acreage was planted between JUNE
1st AND AUGUST 10th.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1897-09-30

when I had finished one dozen bottles
was cured completely and am as we'll as
ever. / now weigh I7o."
The Lamar register., 1897-01-09
NATURAL HISTORY.
Another Kind OF Cattle

Driving the cows home is some
times an exciting business down in
Maine. to Judge from story found
in our exchanges Such things are
very pleasant-afterward
Jack" Clark is stout boy of four
teen years. living at Sherman. Maine.
He goes after the cows every night
and drives them home to the tie-up,
always in the greatest safety, but the
other night he had an adventure which
has led to the substitution OF his elder
brother In the gathering of the kline.
Last Saturday night Jack went down
after the cattle. The animals were In
the pasture and II was almost dark
before he got to them. He started
them homeward with some speed. but
one Jagged In the shadow under the
trees. Jack threw a stone at the sup
posed COW and got very large sur
prise In return. He heard the stone
strike the animal with hollow thump
on its ribs, and expected to see the COW
come from under the trees on a swing
ing run. Instead big moose bounded
out into the opening and made for the
youngster. Jack knew the animal at
once. Boys and girls when they get
big enough to walk the streets OF Sher-
man in boots and stockings know wild
animals when they see them. So Jack
knew the moose. He made for the
nearest tree and got into 1t without
delay. The moose was close at the
boys heels when he climbed into the
lower branches and snorted around
the foot Of the trunk in way that
made the boy SILVER and grab the
limbs nervously. After about an hour
the big brute went of In rod-long
jumps. Jack came down. ran home and
told the story.
The Lamar register., 1897-01-09
tn. Smallest Dog In the world.


The English papers record the death
Of a celebrity. in the person. so to
speak. of the toy terrier Tiny. who was
reputed to be the smallest dog in the
world. Though Tiny was the property
OF general, Sir Archibald McI.aine.
he was scarcely war dog.
Tiny was four inches long and could
easily curl up and lie down on the
hand of a young boy. He had. how
ever. reached adult years. Like most
toy" dogs. which are really a perver-
sion of nature. Tiny was very weak
and unpleasant specimen OF doghood.
He had no appetite and could hardly
eat enough to keep himself alive. He
died at last OF cold. though he was
always scrupulously blanketed when
he went out and his master, following
custom which is quite general in Eng
land. had his little body skinned and
stuffed and presented 1t to the 70
illogical museum In London. Tiny, like
almost all the very smallest of pigmy
dogs, was of the black-and-tan terrier
breed. His small size was not the re-
suit, as some people suppose in such
cases. of dwarfing the creatures
growth by feeding 1t on whisky, but
of selection In breeding.
The Lamar register., 1897-01-09
A Goat. Abnormal Appetite.

Rene Clayton. cigar dealer of Phil
adelphia. owns nanny goat OF which
he feels proud. She is not an espe-
cially ornamental animal. but has
proved herself to be useful. One pe-
culiar thing about her is that she has
an abnormal appetite for rats, and is
almost as good as terrier in keeping
the premises free of these pests. She
enjoys going into the cellars in the
neighborhood, and soon comes forth
with prey in her teeth. Various com
plants have been made to Mr.. Clay
ton about his troublesome pet. A fam
lily living a few doors below Clayton S
store were eating supper a few even
ings ago, when suddenly a large rat
darted through the room and after it
in hot pursuit came the goat As the
rat had a good lead it escaped, while
nanny got mixed up in one of the
dining-room chairs. and in its desper-
ate attempt to get free demolished that
piece of furniture. which Mr.. Clayton
had to pay for The animal is now
rusticating in the country.
The Lamar register., 1897-01-09
SENSE IN oIALiNTERcouRsE
Charming Little Functions Of Foreign
life Asserting Themsciye. Here

Life Asserting Themselves Here
Fashion is mending her ways in the
direction OF sense and sincerity IN lines
OF sociai intercourse, says Table Talk.
The woman who designates upon her
visiting card an ''at home day must
always, whatever temptation may arise
to be elsewhere. be tastefully gowned
and ready to receive her friends Al the
appointed time. The hostess who does
not restrict the visits Of acquaintanees
to any day may still retain their good
will and her own self respect, She Is
no longer mot at home" bat more
truthfully regrets that she Is en-
gagged. by this message protecting her
own conscience and that OF her servant
as well The well-bred visitor viii ae-
cept this graeiously. knowing from ex-
perienee how impossible it often proves
under existing circumstances to set
aside pressing duties for the chance
caller. Formal visiting is nov limited
to afternoon hours. as less liable 20
conflict with necessary appointments
OF daily life The latchsfring Of hospi-
tality still remains out for close friends.
who drop In at all times, according to
impulse and convenience. A fne line
of courtesy leads the visitor not TO otrer
her card to the servant but to inquire
If Mrs. Blank is receiving II answered
in the affirmative. asks II she viii see
Mrs s.. II in the negative. then the
card left on the hall table covering this
Cards are In a measure falling into dis
use. the English method Of announcing
guests being very generally accepted
In the best circles OF society--a paste
board only left when the lady is out
or not receiving. AT social functions,
aside from the dinner OF ceremony. the
guests are not expected to take leave OF
host and hostess when departing. .
card left on the hal liable covering this
point OF eiyiiity This method is the
outcome of afternoon teas and evening
receptions, at which people come and
go constantly between the hours pre-
scribed by invitation. keeping the host
ess occupied in receiving from frEt TO
last. These affairs afford opportunity
to entertain twice the number OF guests
without the discomfort of a crowd
when the service in the dining room Is
continuous Perfect Independence Is
granted each hostess In the matter OF
menu and decorations. light refresh
meuts and q few cut flowers now re-
garded as true hospitality in the same
degree as the more elaborate efforts Of
florist and caterer. The woman who
cannot afford to entertain" at the
present day is hindered by pride and
ignorance CT society's ways rather than
Light pccketbook. We have much to
thank our sisters across the water for
in this matter, so surely but certainly
are the charming little functions OF for
eign life asserting themselves in this
country
The Lamar register., 1897-01-09
a,o COMET COMING ouR WAY.
a spisaaia traveller Due 90 se with'a
Human si.iea In ieiL
wlthIa

a
Human Si.ieH In isiI
Halley.s comet Is coming back-the
comet which in the year 1855 shed
eelestfal spIendor over the Norman
e.naues, and whose terror-trsptrt,2g
visit was eommemorated by the -hAad
of Queen Matilda In the BayeSnH
tapestry. says the ProyidsHce Journal;
ths comet that in i4ss. the year OF tbs
battle Of Belgrade. scared the Turk Ane
Christian alike and was mathematics
by q ball from the pope; the comet
whose strange. sciniter form stih
chilled the marrow OF the ignorant
and superStitious at It's iasss; return
in 1885. Il is yet far away. bur ths
eve of science sees Il. already within
the orbit of Neptune rushing sanEard
and eRrthward with constantly ineFeAs-
Ing velocity as It falls along the steep
curve os its orbit And call TO arms
a ean for preparation, has iGst been
issued from one OF the chief wAiss
towers of astronomy. Prof GiAAanSpp
announces that tho eompating barcaa
established by the Russian Astronon-
isal society has undertaken the cSiea-
iation OF the true path OF HAiley'a
comet with a yieS TO predicting The
exact date OF the nsrt return lie
hopes that astronomers acquainted
with unpublished observations ot the
come, will eommgHieate the ihformAe
tion to the society. After is PERI
helion the comet vas watched retreat
ing out into space until May. 1885, when
Il was hnAly swallowed from sisht
It will be in pcriheiion again about
1911. but with the great telescopes nos
in existence, and the greater ones that
may then have bcca constructed, u
Is probable that the Gomez wili be de-
tec;ed coming sunward a year or more
earlier than that The fact that the
labor OF computing she precise time
of It's return Is already about 20 BE-
gin gives assurance that the nert time
{, win not be a question Of how many
days. bui rather Of how many hours.
Sr even minutes, the calculations will
be In error.
The Lamar register., 1897-01-09
"sgFo. THE WA
rhs Sunsets Then wsrv FAF s.ars

rhs Sunsets Then wsr- FAT ssrs
BeAatifal.
southernerH who lived In more lu1ary
before the war than they have been
able TO DO since have a very natural
way OF dating everything BY compAr-
Ing every event OF the present time TO
those pzlmy days -beio' the va" Gays
tho Country Gentleman. Il Is quite IN
necessary TO add that all things suffer
by the comparison. /, vas the custom
Of the guests a, the sanltarium 70 as
semble on the porehes just before sun
down. 20 watch the retiring process OF
old Sol as he slipped away TO bed be-
hind Mount Pisgah, one Of the loftiesi
peaks OF the Blue range, Some OF the
guests were asserting they could see
the gray hairs on the back Of the RAT. .
another elevation, so called from It's
resemblance TO that animal. A little
patch of tieecy clouds had evidently
caught fast on the pines In passing a
elid. and some one said BeancAtcher
peak was flirting with Beaumont: while
the BalsRm range, others said. had al
ready put on a nightcap Of mist, with
NANA . tAA1-AaAaA REAA QED-
tecting above the clouds. Otherwise
not cloud was to be seen save few
maekerel scales Just above the western
horizon. Just as but half OF the suns
orb was left in view and shadows we're
rapidly deepening and the last depart
ing shafts OF sunlight were gliding the
domes Of the most lofty hills and every
one was ali but speechless with admira
ton at the splendor OF the sunset. one
woman, northerner and a newcomer
was able to keep her tongue going.
"oh, / do think. she was saying to 4
southern lady. thar 1t is the most ex
quisite sunset ever saw; tell me, is il
custom down here for the sun to Sc,
like that?" oh, that's nothing" was
the reply; you should have seen il
'befo' the wal"
The Lamar register., 1897-01-09
BE eeal. win Your chIlhr.n.

Be ever gentle with your children.
Watch them constantly: reprove them
earnestly, but not In anger. BE not
bitter against them" Yes. they are
good boys, ! once heard a kind father
say. Il talk to them pretty much. but
do not like to beat my children: the
world will beat them" 1t was a beau
tiful thought. though not elegantly er-
pressed Yes, there IS not one child
in the circle round the table. healthy
and happy as they look now. on whose
head, If long spared, the storm will
not beat. Adyersity may wither them,
sickness fade, cold world frown on
them; but. amid all. let memory carry
them back to a home where a law of
kindness reigned, where the mothers
reproving eye was moistened with a
tear and the father frowned more in
sorrow than in anger"
The Lamar register., 1897-01-09

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ysastoa sssa Ter sInssassrr' Gatss, = 20 = 4 =
sAtants o'FAHHE.I1. a sos. washia,ssoa' y =
The Lamar register., 1897-01-09
cot Nj. nleek. Mtrea.

While attempting to chop some
woods in his back yard, the secretary
Of Toronto loan association allowed
his az to get foul Of ciothesline. and
his head was split instead OF the wood.
The Lamar register., 1897-01-09
just Like a woman.

Mrs. Cleveland has gone through III.
house which the president recently
purchased at Princeton and has decided
that 1t needs more closets.-Ex.
The Lamar register., 1897-01-09
LADDER.

We are informed that ladders VIII be
placed In the "B" cell house bed
rooms" to enable the sleepy heads to
gee sp" of morning.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1897-05-15
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