Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1897-09-22
INcURABLE DISEASES.
THE LIST DECREASES AS THE KNoWL.
EDGE OF SCIENCE INCREASES.

THE LIST DECREASES AS THE kNOWl.
EDGE OF SCIENCE INCREASES.
| Die by Seven Physicians-He Fol-
lows the Advice Of Friend
and is Now = Well Man
"A Wonderful Story.
From the Leader, Morrisrite. N. Y
'Yonder is a man." said the farmer to q
reporter, ''who is the talk of this commu-
nifty"
He b Mf. WMism WesAAaA, - South
Hamilton, Madison Co., N. Y" well-to-
do farmer who is well known and stands
high for honesty and thrift in this neigh
| borhood.
On the following day the newspaper man
called on Mr.. woodman in his comfortable,
old fashioned farm house.
Il have had serious thoughts of writing
an account for the newspapers myself "
| said Mr.. Woodman, "but as am not ac-
| customed to such work, have never at
tempted it. Sit down and will tell YOU
| all about it.
81 am fty-nine years old. contracted
| rheumatism when only fourteen years of
| age, then a severe cold from over exertion
| and from becoming over heated. My father
was farmer and insisted that the only way
to make me strong was to do plenty of hard
| work. When, however, he saw me helpless
| in bed for six long months without being
able to 1Iove eNcers with help, he changed
| his mind, and forever after believed that
| children should not be made to do men 8
work. My growth was stopped by suffer
iDs, and do not think am an inch taller
than that day, forty-five years ago. Dur
| ing the forty years ensuing after my mis-
! fortune, was attended by seven doctors.
| | received temporary relief at times from
new forms of treatment, but always re-
| iapsed into worse and more aggravated
| condition. The conclusion of all these
| gentlemen was that was incurable, and
| all they could do was to ease my condition.
| After / grew to manhood 1 married and
! have been blessed with family. My dear
wife has had all tine drudgery Of nursing
and waiting upon me, and the burden has
been indeed hard to bear.
without hope from physicians began
to take DR.. Williams Pink Pills, which was
tightly recommended by my friends. ] took
them and within one week began to feel
better than had since L was first afflicted.
/ took these pills according TO directions,
and when the box was nearly gone went
over to Brookheld to en- old friend who
was in the drug business, named DR.. Aure-
lius Fitch, who likewise was a great suffer-
| er from rheumatism. The doctor and or
dered several boxes of Pink Pills in part
nership, he from that time keeping them
on sale. Well, 1 continued to take them
according to directions for the next three
years and steadily improved, gaining flesh
and strength. until two years ago L was
| able to discontinue them, and now am as
able bodied a man of my years as you will
find. 1 ought to tell you that after L or
dered the first box of pills the physician
who was then attending me came in and 1
told him what L was doing. He said was
very foolish, that they would surely iniure
me, and 1t was his duty to tell me so.
told the doctor that l might as well die as
to drag out miserable existence, and so,
notwithstanding his warnings, continued
to take the pills. Thank God the doctor
! was not able to dissuade me, for to them
now ascribe all the comfort and happiness
l have in this world. have recommended
them to hundreds of people since l was
| cured, and in every case they have been
| effective, not only in rheumatism but in
numerous other disorders, especially i'm
poverishment of the blood, heart trouble
and kidney disease.
81 certify the above statement to be true,
and II necessary will swear to the same be-
fore Notary Public"
| WILLIAM WooDmAN.
When Mr.. Woodman had signed and de-
| liyercd the above paper to the reporter, he
said: "If 1 were you would go and call on
| Mr. Amos Jaquays. at Columbus Centre. 10
| whom | recommended DR.. Williams Pink
| Pills for aggravated kidney disease. He is
now in perfect health. have no doubt he
will be glad to testify to the efficacy of the
| remedy that cured him"
DIR. Williams Pink Pills contain all the
elements necessary to give new life and
richness to the blood and restore shattered
/ nerves. They are for sale by all druggists,
| or may be had by mail from DIR. Williams
| Medicine Company, Schenectady, y. Y, for
SOC. per box. or six boxes for $3.50.
Salesman-Do you want to have your
goods sent by any particular express?
Certainly, IL you can find
4 particular express. I can't.-RoXbury
Gazette.
Old Bullion-What! You wish to
marry my daughter? She is mere
school girl yet. Suitor-Yes, sir. /
cnme early to avoid the rush-New
York Weekly.
With these bacilli in a kiss,
With caution rare they say,
She kept a spray of mistletoe
To shoe the germs away.
Wa shington Star.
by George, If 1 We're in your place"
said the officious friend, I'D apply for
divorce" I'D like to-" admitted Mr..
y. Peck. but she won't let me."-In-
dianapolis Journal.
! Mistress-I can't say that you were
always respectful, Bridget; still l will
put 1t In the recommendation Bridget
Thank you, ma'am. An I'll say the
same thing Nv you.-Truth.
| He-Yes; l was out sleighing. And
froze all my fingers. She (who wasn't
along)-I don't see how young man
can get the fingers on both hands fro
zen.-Indianapolis Journal.
Miss PASSED. understand you do
handsome work and make very pretty
pictures. Photographer-Ie miss; but
1 could make a natural likeness of you,
II you prefer it.-Philadelphia Record.
How did Miss Jones become liter
airy success so suddenly?' '.Oh. she hit
on such a charming idea she wrote one
chapter of a novel and let the public
guess the other forty-nine. ."-Chicagc
Record.
| Ghappie-I'm really deuced anxious
to know what the new woman is going
to do this leap year. Miss Cutting
Don't worry They won't be likely to
trouble anyone but the men.-New Yort
Herald.
What have you in the past year won
That you at others faults should scof
| You fnd that in the year you've done
Most all things that you swore off.
| Judge.
This talk Of war is absurd. isn't it?'
don't know about that" DO you
think there Is anything in it?' "Well,
/ notice that Ponsonby has quit dyeins
his hair, and that he is walking witt
q caner'-Chicago Record.
Lorraine-Do you like Masie? She's
so terribly brusque! Dora-No; L can't
he,r her Iorraine-Then why are you