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The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1897-06-19
REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR

Probably Jonah was trying to get
out Of cleaning house.
The great necessity in a woman's life
is love; the great necessity in a mans
|, life Is doubt.
Somehow mothers are always fatter
than you think their daughters win be
at the same age.
Men are like wild animals-they
won't do much damage so long as they
are fed at the right time.
A woman always has an idea that
she can make a man fidget and act un-
comfortable whenever she looks at him
hard.
The man that puts on a nonehslant
air when he asks q woman to marry
him is the same boy who used to whis-
tie when he went past a graveyard at
night
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1897-06-19
USEFUL HOUSEHOLD HINTS.

When meats are being roasted and
there Is danger Of their becoming too
brown place q basin of water in the
oven The steam will prevent scsrch-
ing and the meat win cook better
An old cook noted for making the
most delicious Of loaf cakes was asked
her secret for never having . failure
and replied: at is all In the baking;
the richer the cake the slower must be
the oven"
And regarding the boiling Of eggs:
n when the shell II cut from ths end
tha eeR Is found not to be sufficiently
cooked to please the palate. 1t may be
again put into boiling water and cook
81 stiII longer II the top IL sprinkled
thickIy with salt. When IT Is done re-
r,ove the coating Of salt and the egg
will Be the same as II the shell had
inst been broken on.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1897-06-19

OF the man hanging head down on the
trapeze, was hers. All OF which state
ment and explanation was wound up
with the announcement:
81 want a man."
But where is the gentleman with
whom you have been performing?" /
asked, it occurring TO me that the GER
tainty and the success Of the act, IL not
the safety, might be imperiled by the
change.
The pretty artist became very red
In the face, hesitated, and then, with
the accompaniment Of a ringing laugh,
exclaimed:
Fool, he make too much love, and
dismiss him.
/ laughed too, fully comprehending
the situation. Zarena further ex-
planned:
ANY American man what do aerial
act do Just as well with few practice.
See? And / no like to do act with
man in love. Man in love not In his
right brains; let me fall and break
my neck. You comprehend"
comprehended and nodded. then the
little Frenchwoman. who was all busi-
ness, informed me in her best English,
and that was not very good. that she
wanted me to prepare an advertisement
Tor an expert aerial artist.
The advertisement was prepared, in
serted. and accomplished the desired re-
.utt and the merit and pretfv Zarena
reported that her practice with the new
man was highly satisfactory. That was
their affair, and ! knew little about
their progress until up to the very day
of the first public appearance In Amer
lea of the dashing and daring French
woman
Then we came In contact and ami
mated discussion. The auditorium Of
the theater was q lofty one, the seats
q parquet and four circles,
and q great part OF the act
was to be performed way up
under the freseoed ceiling. where
the performers would look like
! couple OF flies. And all the dan
garous and extra hazardous feats were
b. be performed without the protection
q safety net. Against such . fool
hardy exhibition / protested. and de-
eisred that the rule OF the house should
be insisted on: "A net must be used
N the performances Of all aerial acts,
when the exhibition Is given above the
ksads e ne audience
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1897-06-19
A Dangerous Lethargy.

The forerunner Of a train Of evils, which
too often eliminate fatally. Is inactivity OF
lethargy OF the kidneys. Not only Is Bright's
disease, diabetes gravel. or some other dan
gerous integral disease OF the organs them
selves to be apprehended, but drOpsical diff
fuslons from the blood. rheumatism and
govt, are all traceable to the non-removal
from the blood by the kidneys OF certain i'm
purities. HOstetter's Stomach Bitters de
purates the blood. renders the kidneys active
and prevents their disease.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1897-06-19
Don't Tobacco Spit and Smoke Tour Lii. luay

20 quit tobacco easily and forever. be mag
neiic, full Of life. nerve and yigor. take No
TO- Bac the wonAer-worker. that makes
Cure guaranteed Booklet and sample free.
Address Sterling Remedy Co, Chicago or
New York
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1897-06-19
ne Pn.um.,le r.r. Espleaea.

While I'd Geers, a horse trainer. was
driving spirited lilly at Selma, Ala.
one Of the pneumatic tires Of the sulky
burst with loud report The ally ran
away, seriously kicking the trainer.
Who has broken arm. cut face and
sesp and seriously injured ankle
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1897-06-19
Changed HI. Mules Name.

81 reckon" said the old cOlored man, "dat
/ better change de name o. dat mule"
sit doesn't make much difference about
what you call a mule, does itI''
mo. But I likes to hab IL sOmethin
'prOpriate. Did you ebbah hayah tell bout
trOll"
yes"
''Well. dat's whut Use gwinter call I'm
'Sukcumstances'r'-Wa Star.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1897-06-19
Waste.

Science declares that nothing in ma
ture is wasted. Let me say to you that
nothing anywhere is wasted, except in
case of a man who throws himself
away.-Rev. E. T. Lee.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1897-06-19
uniaus Connecticut Eagles.

All cranks don't live In Kansas. In the
Connecticut House last week a bill to nne
the killers Of eagles was opposed by Mr..
Main. OF North StonlngtOn, who said that
eagles get their teeth Into everything they
can lay their hands On."-Boston Journal
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1897-06-19

The editor Of this paper advises his
readers that free package Of Peruviana,
the best kidney and liver cure on earth, will
be delivered FREE to any sufferer, IL writ
ten for promptly. PERUvIASA REMEDY Co.,
$50 5th St., Cincinnati, Ohio.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1897-06-19
THE MAD AERIALIST.

BEAUTIFUL wom-
an in midair on the
flying trapeze. how
ever expert. is not
50 much OF a nov
city or sensational
attraction as when
/ was actively en-
gagged in vaudeville
management. The
theaters and cir
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1897-06-19

Those who find fault with the slow re-
turn Of prosperity are Ike most sick peo-
pie" FLOWS thatT' ''Well. sick people
take ten years TO accumulate a disease, but
they always expect the doctor to cure them
In a week"
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1897-06-19
Glory.

II there Il any glory In turning ones
otek to IN enemy and running away.
NE Plymouth Rock Puritans are EMIT
sed TO al a that kind Of glory they can
earry.-Rex. Y. Marshall Lar.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1897-06-19
NIarrInReahIe

Ladies or gentlemen wishing their descrip-
lions printed In May 9th No. Of Western
Corresponding Club paper. send IL with Toe.
No names published. HonOrably conducted.
sos Charles Building. Denver.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1897-06-19

"Do you know a good tonic for nervous
persons SImpkinsT' mo: what I want TO
md Is a good tonic for people who have to
live with them"
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1897-06-19

"PenJab seems such a ladylIke novelist
"Ladyllke? Why. he never. wrote an i'm
proper line In his life"
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1897-06-19
Mn. yyIn.Ioyy,s soothing sy1

''what Is the family horse?'' sit Is an
ancient beast that takes the whole family to
make Il CO."
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1897-06-19

MY wife Is rearing Bobby very carefully;
when he Is fisObedient he goes TO bed with
out his dinner" 'Isn't that rather Severe?'
'NO; she always carries his dinner up to
him "
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1897-06-19

FITS Permanently 10 hts or nervousness after
FIRST days Of Dr.. kline's Great Nerve RsstOrer.
send for FREE ea.00 triAi bottle And treAtlss.
DE- r II kLNE. Lid. s1 Arch Sc. Philadelphia, Pa
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1897-06-19

'sTozer is worried about hts new tenants !"
'fWhat r. the matter with themF' They
moved in without asking him 70 repaper the
dat"
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1897-06-19

"George d out there beating carpet Ike q
mailman" sHow did you get him 70 do ltr'
81 told him he could take care Of the baby
while beat the carpeta"
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1897-06-19

Mature is kind to us, after all" "why
do you say thatF' suppose real flowers
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1897-06-19

: ~well, whom did you gossip about At your
there; We had TO play whist"
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1897-06-19

sSTom has had TO move to a new boarding.
house" "What forT' couldn't stand {
would do II they were the Greek govern
ment."
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1897-06-19

The energy which some people waste
In denouncing their luck would almost
enable them TO succeed in spite Of IT,
Puck
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1897-06-19

Ny doctor said would die. but Piso's Cur
for Consumption cured me-Amos Kelnel
Cherry Valley. Ills, Nov. .. 1896.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1897-06-19
LONG TRIP INTHEAIR
REMARKABLE VOYAGE THAT
WAS RECENTLY MADE.
scat Longer Than Other BaIloons-
Travelled Three Hundred and Seventy
rive Mnss-Nsw Instramenes Were
Tested.

HE amount Of at
tention devoted to
navigation Of the
air is constantly on
the increase both In
America and Eu-
rope, says the New
York Herald. The
remarkable expert
ments In which
kites have been
an important fac
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1897-06-19

at does people good to be talked about"
"Why do you think soT' ut gives them
the conviction that II Is wicked to gossip"
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1897-06-19

n Alien Of Fsirharen. W. re-
..Ived the frst postmaster's commits
sioa siened By kcKinley.-Nev York
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1897-06-19

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The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1897-06-19

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The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1897-06-19

''Do you think a girl ought 70 laugh at q
man who proposes to herr mot unless she
Is earning 5000 q year herself"
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1897-06-19

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The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1897-06-19
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The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1897-06-19

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The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1897-06-19

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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1897-05-09
MARsEILLEs' BLACK VIRGIN.
The Church of 81. victor and It's His
tOry-Its Ancient Legends.

tOry-Its Ancient Legends.
NJ X b., in New York Evening Post.
Marseilles. March 2O.-The Oldest thing
in Marselles Is the Church Of st. Victor.
Outwardly It more suggests the fortress
which it has been during periods of Its
deep and passionate history.
To-day, climbing the dark. narrow ramp
from the "Old Port TO the blum, where
the fragment Of the once glorious abbey
stands surrounded by the animated stone
Of thickly settled streets It Is strange 20
imagine this site chosen for It's pleasant
retirement from the town. above a soil
tary cove. in the midst Of rocks OF
menacing aspect. and almost hidden by
dense and sombre forests" describes the
spot chosen by St. Lazarus. Mary and
Martha. and their followers as "a place
for Christian refuge In the natural grot-
toes Of the mountain. The same ravlnes
were chosen 600 years before by the Pho
clan settlers for the burying OF their dead
Provence tradition ascribes the founding
Of the Christian church at Massalia MAR
seilles) TO Lazarus, who after his rnsur-
rection, came here with his sisters about
40 A. ID. With the increase OF converts
the natural grottoes were extended by tho
work OF men. and so were formed the cata-
a.
y. 40, rose the abbey named for the Ro-
man soldier Victor, who, refusing TO wor-
ship heather gods, with his companions
suffered glorious martyrdom at Mar
settles, and whose muulated body. after
being dragged through the streets, found
rcposc In the Christian catacombs.
Saracens destroyed the first abbey ana
It's successor Of 1910 suffered also. The
building OF 1900 remains-its Interior still
possessing the chaste. cream-cOlored sim
pllcity OF that early architecture. A
stairway In stone. whose openings reveal
fascinating vistas OF rugged columns ana
rocky halls, dim and extensive. leads 10
the crypts, As the Oldest the chapel OF
Mary Magdalen Is first visited.
This Is small ana Irregular. with only
primitive attempts at decoration. It's
most veneratod object Is the legendary
tomb OF Lazarus, above which a bas.re-
lief OF later work illustrates the ponltent
Magdalon. The earliest carving Is a col
umn by the entrance fashioned from the
rough side OF the cave. In the roof are
the Alpha and omega inserted Ia "A cir
Gle between the arms OF a Greek cross,
as seen In the Roman catacombs A
smooth stone represents the seat Of L0za-
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1897-05-09
A BLIND WRESTLER.
james r. Hamilton, of the UniversitY
of Michigan, n Marvel.
From the New York Journal.

of Michigan, n marvel
From the New York Journal
James p. Hamilton, who is a member 90
the 80 literary class Of the University %
Michigan, has been totally blind since Ia
was years old, but he Is so exceptionally
gifted that he Is one Of the best knowu
Of the three thousand students al the IL
sutution. He is a brilliant student ara
accomplished musician. speaks several
modern languages fluently Is in demand
as a lecturer on European travel is ac-
lSnowledged the best lightweight wrestlea
I'm the university.
Mr.. Hamilton was born In Biz Rapids,
Mich, In 1872 and since his tenth year hs
has relied entirely upon his own resources
In 1881 he entered the state school for ths
blind at Lansing, where he took the full
course, and also learned the trades &C
broom-maklng and piano tuning. He be-
came an expert at plano tuning, ana pos
sesses a number OF testimonials for Ms
work from leading Conservatives In this
country and Europe. He has earned
enough from his work to take two trips
abroad, as well as to complete his educa-
ton
After completing his course at the school
for the blind. he made an extensive tour
Of England and the coatinent, learning
at Berlin. lie entered Albion College on
his return to continue his academic COURSE
He was married In the summer OF 1855.
and spent the following year In Greece.
Italy and Switzerland In company with
his wife. While I'm Athens he received
prominent notice from the newspapers, and
he was asked to call upon the Queen OF
Greece. She was very much Interested ln
him, and, but for the present trouble In
Crete, would have secured the establish
ment OF a school for the blind at Athens,
with Mr.. Hamilton In charge.
Mr. Hamilton entered the collegiate de-
partment OF the university last fail Hs
takes the lectures, writing with the Braiile
method OF perforations. and Is assisted by
his wife la the text book work. lie viii
take the A. b. degree In 1893.
lie has won eight gold medals ln wrest-
ling events. and secured the state inter-
collegiate championship a few years ago.
lie weighs i35 pounds. and has never bcen
defeated IN his class. II let the other fell
low do all the work and try to throw him
on his own hold" he said IN describing
his method OF wrestling After shaking
hands IN the center OF the mat, / endeavor
20 catch my opponents left wrist, and. ic
j succeed, l can tell accurately any move
moDt he makes. Otherwise. / take guard
position. and I can usually tell t0st where,
a man is on the mat"
Mr. Hamilton Is thoroughly familiar
with all holds and counter holds. lie Wag
regarded as sure winner IN the middle
weight and lightweight wrestling ovonft
Ia the varsity indoor meet two weeks
ago but. unfortunately, sprained a finger
badly while practlcing before the meet.
and was unable 10 eater.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1897-05-09

by a happy instinct In one of the balcony
like openings which forms a stone frame.
Up out of the dead air on the half empty
silence of the shadowy church, where faps
figures are kneeling here and there on tho
pavement. twilight. Many OF the Chande-
leur candles their increasing light MAXI
ing the place brighter and brighter
against the coming twilight. Many OF
the chandelier candles are especially
blessed to be burned at sea to allay temps
ests, and among the thousands sold airs
many green ones in memory Of the ola
legend. And a yet older custom still ia
kept, whereby on departing from tha
church every one buys one Of the llttis
boat-shaped cakes called ''naVettes :
which probably originated in commemor-
alton of the voyage Of Lazarus TO Pro-
Veuce
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1897-05-09
MOzLEY's LEMON ELIXIR.
A pleasant Lcmon Tonic.

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am In my seventy-third year. and for
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1897-05-09

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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1897-05-09

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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1897-05-09
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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1897-10-01
YELLOW FEVER DOES IT.
GULF ROUTE CLOSED TO FREIGHT TRAFFIC
A Railroad Order That WIN Materially
Affect Louisiana In Its Commercial
Operations.

San Francisco, oct. LIN conse-
quence of the yellow fever quarantine
in the Southern States. the Southern
Pacific company has decided to close its
gulf route to all freight traffic.
Arrangements have been perfected by
the Southern Pacific with the Texas
and Pacific whereby connection may be
had with New Orleans and other points
in the southern part OF Louisiana.
The freight for the east win also be
turned over to the Texas & Pacific at
lei Paso. This arrangement, while only
temporary, will continue until the
abatement Of the yellow fever cpl
demic.
Another effect of the yellow fever
scare is the decision Of the passenger
department of the company not to run
the Sunset limited to New orleans this
winter. 1t will run to Chicago instead.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1897-10-01

f. S. Lovesy. president OF the Utah
Beekeepers' association, writes the
News" as follows; while as a rule
the bee industry has been a success,
and in some parts Of the state the hon
ey flow has been above the average.
still. owing to the great amount of
disease among the bees in the spring.
they have not done nearly so well in
many places as they otherwise would
have done. In some parts of the
State fully two-thirds of the bees We're
diseased. We have worked hard under
difficulties and for very little compen-
sation trying to protect the bees from
dread diseases. While the bees as u
rule are in good condition now. being
almost free from disease, II there ale
any diseased bees in this county noti-
fy us and we will attend to them at
once. While we have had fairly good
success in protecting our bees under
the adverse conditions named, surely
II our beekeepers are alive to their
own interest we will succeed with the
favorable law which goes into force in
1905