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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-07-31
Milestone ON the Road Of Health.

The recovery of digestion, and the re-
sumption of activity by the liver, bowels
and kidneys, are milestones which mark
our progress on the road to health. They
speedily become perceptible when Hos
tetter's Stomach Bitters is used by the in
valid. Nothing so surely and expedi-
tiously consumes the distance to the de-
sired goal. AS no bodily function can
suffer interruption without impairing the
general health of the system, 80 the sys-
tenn can never acquire perfect vigor,
health's synonym, until that function be
actively resumed. Take, for instance, di-
gestion, suspension of which is inva-
riably rectifed by the Bitters. If the
organs upon which it devolves grow
weak, biliousness, constipation, headache,
poverty of the blood, and hundred
other symptoms supervene, which indicate
Enthusiastically the baneful general influ-
ence of dyspepsia, The disappearance
Of all these symptoms, through the use of
the Bittefs, show with what thoroughness
it removes their cause.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-07-31
Time Table No. 40.

Connections with main line and
branches as follows:
AT Antonito for Durango, Silverton
and all points In the San Juan country.
At Alsmosa for Jimtown, Creede, Del
Norte, Monte Vista and all points In the
San Luis valley.
At Salida with main line for all points
east and west, including Leadville.
At Florence with r. 4 O. q. B. B. for
the gold camps Of Cripple Greek and
Victor.
AT Pueblo, Colorado Springs and Den,
yer wlsh all Missouri river lines for all
points east.
Through passengers from Santa Fe will
have reserved berths In sleeper from
Alamosa II desired.
For further information address the
undersigned.
T. J. HsLx, General Agent,
Santa ~, n. m
AK. HooSss, q. r. A.
Denver, Colo.
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West Bound
CHICAGO & CALIFORNIA LINE.

Train No. westbound, carries through
Pullman and tourist sleepers to Los An
geles and San Francisco.
No. 2 eastbound, carries same equip
ment to Kansas City and Chicago.
No. and 2 are limited trains and stop
only at principal stations.
No. % eastbound, is local train, stops
at all stations, carries through sleepsrs
FL Paso to Kansas City; chair cars Ell
Paso to Denver, via D. & R. G. R. R. and
Trinidad through without change.
No. 81 westbound is local train, car
ries through sleepers to Ell Paso, connect
ing with trains for Mexico.
For information, time tables and litera-
ture pertaining to the Santa Fe Route,
call on or address,
Il. 8. LUTz, Agent, Santa Fe.
W. J. BLACK, O.. P. A., Topeka.
City Ticket Office, First National Bank
Building.
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EVERY
LAWYER
NEEDS
TIL .s
CODE

The New Mexican Printing COM
pany has IL for sale. Bound in PAM
phlet form, in tough leatherette pa
per, 30 al to be carried in the pocket.
Bound in law sheep for the Office desk
or library shelf. Bound in flexible
morocco leather covers, with name on
cover in gilt--a handsome volume
that can be carried in the pocket or
valise, and not injured. The pam
phlet 10 thoroughly and comprehen-
sively indexed, has ruled sheets Of
linen paper placed between each Of
the pages for reference notes, correc-
tions or additions. It ID just In proper
shape for lawyers to use q ready
reference book. Place your orders ct
once, = : limited supply only has
been printed.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-07-31

The Santa Fe Route now offers The
following low rates to points on or
reached via their lines: City Of Mexico,
$67.7O for the round trip, tickets good
for return passage, nine month; to San
Diego and Los Angeles. $3.50; to San
Francisco, $3.50 good for return passage
8 month; 10 Phoenix, Ariz, $46.26, limit
8 month; Las Vegas Hot Springs, $500,
limited 80 days. Call on agents for parti-
culars.
WI. BLAcx, g. r. A.
Topeka, Kas,
B.S LUIS, AozHT,
Santa 70, N. n
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-07-31
Are You Going Easty

If so, have talk with the ticket agent
at your station, who is the one most in.
terested in seeing that you get first
class route.
Ask him about the Wabash.
Ask him to tell about the new line from
Kansas City, st. Louis and Chicago to
Buffalo, and our through car service to
New York and Boston.
Ask him to figure the distance and he
will tell you that it is the short line--just
1000 miles from Kansas City to Buffalo.
Ask him about the round trip rates to
all eastern points.
All meals served in dining cars; you
pay only for what you get.
Write to me for beautiful descriptive
books, fully illustrated.
O. II. HAMPsoN,
Commercial agent, 1895 18th Street,
Denver, Colo.
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The Chance Of the Year to 70 East.

The Chance Of the Year to 20 East.
The following very low rates are in ef-
feot via the Burlington Route, best line
in Chicago, Peoria, st. Louis and all
points east:
To Nashville and return, daily. -. $500
To Omaha, Council Bluffs, Nebraska
City, st. Joseph and Kansas City,
July Is to 20, az, Is, 20 and Au-
gust 1, s, 8 and ia. 1000
To Sioux City, on same dates. 80. HOO
To 81. Louis, on same dates. -. 1850
To Chicago, Peoria and Blooming
ton. on same dates ............. 1900
Also low rates in August to Buffalo and
return.
For further information call upon your
nearest ticket agent, or address
GEO. w. VALLERY,
General Agent.
1889 Seventeenth st., Denver, Colo.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-07-31
The Colorado MIDLAND Railroad

Reaches the grandest scenery in the
world, Ute Pass, Pixies Peak, Hagermsp
Pass and Hell Gate; many beautiful sum-
mer resorts; the most famous mining
camps, Cripple Greek, Lesdville, Victor
and Aspen. 1t is the short and direct
route to the fruit lands of the Grand val
ley, the Great Salt Lake and the "Golden
Gate" Through Pullman sleepers and
chair cars on all trains.
W. F. BAILEY,
Gent Pass. Agent, Denver, Colo.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-07-31
A BEAUTY.

Red as rubies her lips are,
Each cheek like q rose
That's a-blossom beside her
Dear nondescript nose.
We pronounce her beauty,
In spite Of the fact
That her pate's just at present
An all but bare tract.
Her mouths like rosebud
That can't be gainsaid-
Though tits true that she hasn't
A tooth in her head.
Though teeth couldn't improve her,
She'll get them. Her nose
And her locks will be longer
When Tootsikins grows.
But, oh, dear, will she ever
Again be SO sweet
As she is now, baby,
Her world at her feet?
Boston Globe.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-07-31
Ter Suspicion,

"Circe," said the lecturer, "as you no
doubt remember, turned men into hogs. !"
II wonder If she did it by starting q
street car line?" unused the woman who
had hung to a strap all the way to the
hall. Enquirer.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-07-31
Too Sudan.
Won be- mina?N

"Will you be miner"
History is made up of this question and
its answer through countless ages.
And now as John Bull uttered the
words, the fire in his eye and the set look
ON his face showed that he meant it,
Probably Miss Egypt knew that he
meant it also.
But she could not refrain from blushing
violently, dropping her eyes and coyly
murmuring:
"This-this is so Sudan p'-New York
World.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-07-31
Where They Met.

Angry Wife (after quarrel) -Seems to
me we've been married about 100 years. !
first met.
Husband emphatically)-I can. 1t was
at a dinner party, and there were 10 at ia
ble.-New York Weekly.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-07-31
She Get 1t.
Rur - ~

Whit-Mondays Mother-Now, Mary Ann
you stay here, and if You get lost I'll give
you such hidin.
Mary Ann-But, mother, if Pm lost I'll
be hidden already, won't II
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-07-31
Thorough Test.

"Can you tell me, Professor, if thia
amber jewelry is genuine?"
"Oh, that's easily determined. Soak it
in alcohol twenty-four hours. If it's
genuine it will then have disappeared"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-07-31
Tit for Tat.

Mr.. Fussy--I don't see why you wear
such ridiculous large sleeves? There is
nothing to fill them.
Mrs. Fussy-Does your head fill your
high hat.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-07-31
Saengerfest Echo.

Willie-Pa, what's tonic?
Pa-It's something you take to brace
you up.
Willie-Well, what's teutonic-some-
thing to brace you too much?
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-07-31
The Modern Way.

IA legislator, eh2 A second Scion, 1
presumeY'
''Not at all. Scion was law giver."
"Well?'
"This man Is law seller. Detroit
Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-07-31
CURED

have suffered from disordered kidneys
and irritable bladder for several years,
and have tried many remedies in hope
of relief, but all failed until obtained Q
sample box of your Sparagus Kidney
Pills. They gave me such relief that I
bought full box and since using it, feel
like new man. My back has ceased
aching, my rest is no longer disturbed by
rising at night time to urinate, and l
never felt better In my life. I shall al
ways feel Rratiied for the good your
medicine has done me. T. W. SMITH, 440
College Ave-, Santa Rosa, Calf.
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German Standard.

Stranger-Howis the water in this re-
gionf
Student-Well, judging from the beer
it must be quite good.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-07-31
Lansus Lingum

Physician--Put out your tongue.
Patient-Oh, doctor, no tongue can do
Justice to the torments am suffering.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-07-31
NO IDducemeDt.

Castleton-How few girls go in batting
here this season!
Dillback-Yes. The grand stand back
of the bathing beach has been washed away.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-07-31

Tennessee Centennial and lntcrna.
tiOnal Exposition, Nashville,
Tenn, May to Oct0-
her 81.
For the above occasion the Santa Fe
route has placed on sale tickets to Nash
willie and return at rate OF $67.15; these
tickets will be on sale daily until October
IL, 1897, good to return until November,
2, 1897. For particulars call on agents Of
the Santa Fe route.
H. 8. Lurz, Agent,
W. ]. BLACK, g. p. A. Santa Fe, N. NJ.
Topeka, Kas.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-07-31
Lost by Proxy.

Mrs. Brown lost the price of new
dress at poker last night.
Mrs Jones-Do you play pokerS
Mrs Brown-No, but my husband does.
New York World.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-07-31
Tommys Composition on the Tramp.

Tommys Composition on the Tramp.
Tramps are men who travel from place
to place looking for work. If tramp
hears of work in place, he goes far out
around it. This makes 1t very hard for
the poor tramp ever to find anything to do.
Tramps eat at back doors and wouldn't
know how to act at the table. The more
tramps eat the hungrier they get. A tramp
can eat all day and go to bed hungry
Tramps don't care much about the fash
ions for gentlemen. Once saw tramp
wearing a stovepipe on his legs. 1t was
for dogs. Tramps look slow, but they can
run faster than dog. A tramp that can't
run away from dog doesn't stay a tramp
very long If was a tramp, would get
me q suit of armor like the old knights
used to wear, and then 1 would look
through my helmet barred, and l would
say: Base cur that thou art, why gnawest
at my legsP Get thee gone for a sorry ras-
call"
Tramps do not wash their faces enough.
Some boys have to wash theirs too much.
There is happy medium, which parents
should cultivate. Carruth in Chi
cago Post.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-07-31
HOBBS
Sparagus Kidney Pills.

HOBBS REMEDY CO., PRoPRIsToRs. CHICAGO
Or. Hobbs Pills For Sale in SANTA FEE, NEW
MEX, at IRELAND'S PHARMACY A c. IRs.
LAND, PROP.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-07-31
At First She Was Angry.

"H'mp' said Mr.. Wickwire. "That dress
reminds me Of the half witted girl that
waits on me at the restaurant
'IndeedP'
"Yep; it is simple, but fetching p'-In-
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-07-31
THE SNAKE CAUGHT HIM.
A Tale of Hired Man and Very Ays-
FERROUS Reptile.

II como in OH my way to the train to
tell you of queer snake story up our
way, said the farmer.
isn't it little early for snake stories?"
suggested the snake editor.
eyes, for this years crop but this one
is last years one that | Just found out
about yesterday. You see, last year / had
a hired hand on the farm that | never seen
till the day he asked for work l needed a
hand purity bad and took him right in
without word except to tell him that If
he got drunk I'd turn him off. He said he
wasn't drinkin man and he went right
to work in the bayfield,. He wasn't the
best worker ever hired, but he was steady
and we got along all right till the fourth
day he was with me. That day was in
tho barn and I heard yell, and run to
the door and seen my hired man fyin
around the field as if the old serpent him
self was after him. When he seen me- he
headed my way and as he went past me
could see short, stumpy, notified snake
hangin to his leg at the ankle. He flew
around the barn, yellin at every jump
and took after him and caught him in q
clump of woods about 200 yards from the
barn, where he had dropped, plumb tuck
cred out. When got to him, the snake
was gone, but the marks Of teeth were on
his leg, and hustled to the house and got
a quart bottle of liquor / keep for snake
bites and other household purposes and
soon had him loaded down to the guards.
He was sober by next mornin and all
right, and the day after he went to work
again. He staid with me month after
that and left when / had no work for him,
and tell you that in the four or five
weeks l had him that snake caught him
that same way six times, and to save our
neoks we could never find tho snake.
Sometimes it would nab him by the hand
when he was workin in the weeds, and
sometimes it would catch him in one place
and sometimes in another, but it would
always hang on, and he would run and yell
and me after him.
CHOW for the queer part" said the Wis
itor, taking a final squirt. "The other day
l was grubbin out that clump of bushes
and, by hockey, seen o snake, and before
it could move l stuck my grubbin hoe
through it and dragged it out and, durn
my buttons, come to look at it, it wasn't
nothin but rag snake painted. carried
it up to the house, and as soon as my boy
seen it he whooped and said it was the
Same snake that had been feedin on my
hired man all last harvest and reckon
the boy was right. Washington Star.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-07-31
An Appropriate Heading.

Editor--That heading about the domes.
tic troubles Of Brewer Biermuller doesn't
seem bright enough.
Penny Liner-Suppose I put 1t,
"Trouble Brewing In the Biermuller
Family" Brooklyn Life.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-07-31

Omaha $1,000 Sioux City, HOO
st. Joseph, 1000 St. Louis, $3.50
Kansas City, 1000 Chicago, 1900
From Pueblo, Colorado Springs and Dem
ver-July Is to 20, and each Thursday and
Sunday thereafter until August 18th.
Via the Burlington Route.
Correspondingy low rates from every.
where else in Colorado to everywhere else
east.
Tickets and full information at all d. & R.
G. and Col. Mid. ticket offices.
c. w vALLERY, General Agent,
1899 18th Street, Denver, Col.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1897-07-31

Through Sleepers, Puebl
to Omaha and Chicago.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1897-01-12
BENIGN TORNADOES. Z
One Delivered House to Mortgage
and Another Made q Dog Salable.

One Delivered a House to Mortgage
and Another Made q Dog salable.
"And, talking about cyclones, said
the man from Kansas, "them air twist
ers is mighty queer things.
Tho smart young man who sat beside
the kansar threw away his cigarette,
and even the gripman looked interested.
"You have seen tornado, then?'
said the smart young man with ANNA
ton.
"Seen 'em?" said the farmer scorn-
fully. "Why, young Teller, comes
from Kansas"
"Oh!" said the smart young man. A
little later he ventured to remark,
Had lots Of experience with cyclones,
suppose.
Experience? Nav. you don't get no
experience dealing with cyclones, said
the man from Kansas, cause them
twisters never do the same thing twice.
You just learn to dig out for the cellar
when you SEQ ZEN comm"
'They do all sorts Of queer things, l
suppose?" said the gripman, as he start
ed the train with sudden bound that
jostled the smart young mans hat over
his eyes.
Zone of 'em done me good turn
once" said the man from Kansas med
itatively. Boot and Nit Glover own
the next farm to mine out in Pawnee
county, and their crops kept a-failing,
and they kept a-borrowing money off of
me till they had their house mortgaged
clean up to the roof. 1t looked like my
money was q goner, for they kept Oh
losing their corn crop every, year and
couldn't get the house cause they had
shotgun waiting for me in the kitchen.
Well, one day long comes one of these
roaring cyclones, and blessed if it didn't
blow that whole house over into my
pasture-yes, sir, and dropped the roof
down on the foundations just as neat as
you could have laid it. Looked as IL the
house had just sunk out Of sight But
then didn't have mortgage on the
roof, 40 | didn't care about that.
Reminds me Of q story Of a brother
Of mine out in Ioway," said the man
on the step. Had fine setter dog.
best hunter in the state. My brother
couldn't shoot, so he wanted to sell
him. But he couldn't, cause the dog
had twist in his tail like pig. Cy-
clone caught that dog out in the buck
wheat patch one day and just nacherally
ironed out that tail like broomstick.
He sold the dog for $50 the next week. -
Chicago Tribune.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1897-01-12
PENNSYLVANIA pgsPERApoes.
There May be Lively Fight When or.
fcara Meet the Rntter BoYh.

hcers Meet the Rutter Boys.
LIGoNIER, Pa, Jan. 12.- Excitement is
still running high over the search for the
notorious outlaws, the Rutter brothers,
and fever was added to tho affair last
night by the arrest Of William Rutter, one
of the brothers. He was takep to Johns
town, where he will have hearing today
on the charge of assault and battery and
for larceny. The assault and battery
charge has been resting against the broth
ers since the holding Of dance at the foot
of the mountains few weeks ago, which
was attended by all the Rutters. The boys
In the midst of the festivities shot out all
heights with their rsvolyers and raised
n general disturbance. Some parties from
Johnstown interfered and free for all
fight took place, In which a half dozen OF
ths-inen came out badly used up and
blood flowed freely.
Late last night Officers Wolfe and
Nicely, accompanied by thirty deputies,
and with all provided with Winchester
rifles and revolvers left for o cabin To-
Gated thirteen miles from here In the
mountains, where five of the Rutter boys
and some of their companions are thought
to be in hiding. A serious time Is expected
when the men are found, for they have all
sworn that they will not be taken alive,
and the officers declare they will come
back bringing either the men as prisoners
OF their dead bodies. Serious trouble Is
sure to follow, for each side is equally de-
termined ~z.s
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1897-01-12
Another Canadian Paper Threatened.

MONTREAL, Jan. 12,-The Protecteur du
Saguenay, the liberal paper published at
Chicontimi, whose subm ission to the die
tation of the bishop Of that diocese was
announced few days ago isagain threat
ened with Introduction like Il Electeur In
Il letter to the priests of the diocese Bishop
Labrecquc says; "If the sheet in question
continues to pursue the mission OF spread
ing among the faithful of this diocese the
spirit of naturalization which so justly
carried the condemnation of l. Electeur
be good enough to warn the faithful that
the same condemnation will overtake it
without any other warning from us. The
time has come to deal with just severity
with those whom neither propriety nor
conscience can retain in tho path of duty,
Christian charity, and obedience to those
whom God has placed at che head OF the
government of the church"
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1897-01-12
swterArAaT.

OF what are yen thinking tonighk sweethssrti
And Ia there . thought for mel
The stars aad the clouds are friendly chart
For they tell me, lore, Of thee.
And what would you have me to do. sweet
heart,
In the world that Is todayp
To make You place In the realm OF art
Or take the world as play?
For all that am or can be, sweetheart.
And all that hope to be,
All fortuna and fame that the world impart
tender, my love, to theo.-
Frank H. Sweet in Detroit Free Press
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1897-01-12
SMITH FOR THE CABINET.


The Minister to Russia Now "Men-
toned" for the Treasury Portfolio.
CANTON O., Jan. 12-As important a
bit of cabinet gossip as has been heard is
talked about here President.elect Nc
Klnley and Mrs. Mckinley are home from
Cleveland, but no authoritative statement
con be made on the subject in confrma-
ton or REPUTATION of the report. The
name of Hon. Charles Emory Smith, Of
Philadelphia, Is, however, connected by
rumor with the portfolio Of secretary OF
the treasury.
Although no authoritative utterance
can be made more Importance is attached
here to this talk than has yet been given
any cabinet gossip. AS editor Of the Phil
adelphia Press and ex-minister to Russia
Mr. Smiths conspicuous public recor d
has been made so notable, supplemented
by his tireless work on the stump during
the last campaign, that the discussion oil
his name for secretary Of the treasury Is
not considered at all surprising Especial
Importance is attached to it when his dis
tinguished non-partisan financial talks
before the Boston board Of trade and the
Pennsylvania legislature is remembered.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1897-01-12

NEW YORK, Jan. 12.-Great excitement
prevailed on the Cotton Exchange yester.
day from start to finish. A rapid decline
set in under disappointing English ad.
vices, the first call developing decline Of
five to eleven points. This was followed
by Indications Of much larger receipts Of
cotton at the ports for the week than
originally calculated upon. At the same
time Fall River advices were unsatisfac-
tory. Advices from the southern port
markets were also very unsatisfactory.
The close was barely steady at declines Of
seventeen to twenty. one points
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1897-01-12
Cadets Dismissed from West Point.

WEST POINT, N. Y, Jen l2.--The re-
suit of the January mental examinations
were announced yesterday, and thirty
members from the various classes at the
military academy were found deficient and
discharged. Among those discharged were
w. l.. Graham, ]. o. Hackenberg, F. H.
Roth and B. II. Sawtelle of Pennsylvania,
j. G. Kay of New Jersey, and @. NJ. Lee
and A. F. Morrissett Of Virginia Young
Lee Is son Of Fitzhugh Lee, consul gen
eral to Havana. Most Of the discharged
boys left the academy for home last nj ght,