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Think what it means to be able
to go right through from Denver
to Omaha, Chicago, Kansas City
or St. Louis-tO eat when you wish
to sleep when you feel like it
to smoke when the notion strikes
you-to live as comfortably and
fare as sumptuously as if you were
IN the finest hotel on the continent.
Yet these are just the things the
Burlington's "Vestibuled Flyer"
offers.
Leaves Denver at 9 5Op
G.. w. Vallerv, General Agent,
1899 18th ST., Denver.
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The Influx to Jerusalem.

During the past few years nearly 15O,-
900 Hebrews have entered Jerusalem,
and the arrival of another host is said
to be imminent. Already the railways
are opening the country between the
coast and Jerusalem and Damascus, and
u Hebrew migration on a large scale
may cause Syria to become once more
of vast importance in the east.-N. Y.
Sun.
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ACCOuEfllC 4 for Il

George Winding is ar enigma to me-
Being a preachers son, it would nat
urally seem that he ought to be wild
and worthless, but. as you know, he
is one of the finest fellows in this town :"
'Still, It must not be forgotten that
the old gentleman isn't a very good
reachcr.'-Chicapo News.
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Jannncsc Courtesy.

japanese courtesy stands the latest
test. An American riding bicycle in
Toxic accidentally knocked down a
venerable man. The aged victim gath
cred himself together, deferentially ap-
preached the rider, and humbly begged
pardon for being in his honorable
way"
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Should She ENpeCt Them.

"You never bring me lovely flowers
and candies, as you used to when we
were engaged pouted Mrs. Mcbride.
NO, dear replied her husband. 81
Gidn't buy $50 bonnets and $50 dresses
for you then, though. Judge.
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Too Low.

Lawyer-So your wife has been ar
rested for shoplifting? Well, can't you
swear that she has always been atflict
cd with lileptomania?
Client-Alas. that would be useless.
My salary is only $50 a month.-Chi-
caoO News
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Thcrc'G Be Quitc 4 jam

First Convict-Don't you wish all
them as oughter be in the penitentiary
would be sent here?
Second Convict-'Cause why?
First Convict-Cause then they'd
have to let us coves out to make room
for r'em.-Brooklyn Life.
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''The second girl is too stuck up to
associate with the cook"
How about the COOKE"
''The cook says there is no beastly
pride about her; if there was she
wouldn't be working for us."-CIeve-
land Plain Dealer.
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UNrI 70 Please.

Mrs. Dugdale-Is, it true that your
husband never swears?
Mrs. Ripley-Yes.
Mrs. Dugdale-And yet you are not
happy! / cant understand it.
Mrs. Ripley Well, sometimes it
seems to me that would much rather
have him swear than kick holes through
the doors.-CleveIand Leader.
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Plenty af ,Em.

"The senator seems to be man alb
solutely without convictions"
"Oh, you're way off; he's got con
yictions to sell."-Chicago Journal.
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Natural Inference.

N. Peck-My wife hasn't spoke
cross word to me for two weeks.
Bettershaws-When is she coming
back k?-Indianapolis Journal.
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THE DAILY CArlERA
As He Understood the Term.

'De trouble wifi dis hyah church."
said the deacon, ''is de contributory
negligence oh de congregation"
de contributory negligence OBJ de
congregation?" repeated the pastor;
what yo' mean by dat?"
Il mean jes' what 1 sez,' replied the
deacon; wen de plate am passed aroun'
nearly all of dem neglacbs ter contri-
butte PUCK
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Useful
Gifts

Are the ones that will De appreciated and
are the most constant reminders of the
giver. What could be more acceptable
gIft than a handsome SHANElNG SET
a chest of useful and ever handy TOOLS or
a set of the best SHEFFIELD STEEL
CARVERS. with natural stag horn or rub
Der handles. We have many other useful
artlce es that are appreciated by both Old
and Young. suitable for the season,
PARKER & WILLS.
... 18th and Peart
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WArSe Yet.

" Many men of many minds"
"A saw we oft recall
Does very WELL but oh, one finds
So many men of many kinds
Who have no minds at all.
L. A. w. Bulletin.
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Nof Pleasant.

He-Ah, now! if were only to think
twice whenever I spoke, should be-
She-You would be what they call
Sloper.
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The Matrimonial Lottery.
MT know, WHY?

Jinks-Winks married a woman of in
tellect, didn't he?
Blinks-I don't know. Why?
Jinks-I notice he never has any but
tons on his clothes.-N. Y. Weekly.
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OF Course He Did.

She-He kissed me, and then told
him to tell no one.
He-And what did he do?
"Why, it wasn't two minutes before
he repeated it."-Yonkers Statesman.
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Facts [lc [JiOwcu,

'T care not a whit for the witnesses
Who saw me commit the offense,"
Said the murderer All my hopes are
based
On the expert evidence"
Philadelphia North American.
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Not the Military Sort. However.

Fosdick-Hemphill has joined the na-
tional guard.
Keedick-He'll make a good militia
man.
What makes you think so? 1 thought
he was too lazy"
''That's what l mean. He's done a
great deal of soldering" "-Louisville
Courier-J Journal.
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Beulah-I guess you never saw her
when she had a box of caramels.-Yon-
kerS Statesman.
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Among Dear Friends.

Belle-I never saw such girl as
Bette; she can't keep thing to her
IL
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C0warGly Revenge.

'Stryker must be of a revengeful dis
postion.'
'Why?
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She Proves 1t.

! "Well. he's married her."-Chicago
TOurpol
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''You remember that Miss Aughty who
snubbed him so at the lake?'
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OLD-TlME STENOGRAPHERS.
They Swap Confessions as to the Mistake.
Thev Had Made.

tneE Lao MAZE.
They were both old-time stenog-
raphers, employed somewhere by the
week, but the consciousness of being
able, at Will, to produce pages of hen 5
tracks which only they could decipher
and sometimes even they failed to do
so-inyested them with a feeling OF
intense superiority to the rest of man
kind.
But this normal feeling was for the
moment usurped by one of humility, as
they sat on the sofa, the Light turned
gently down, and the soft radiance of
the Pickering jet in the street alone
illuminating the apartment.
It was an h~,'~ 60" nanfession, and he
paved the way by saying:
THE first JOB I ever struck 1 lost
through carelessness. My employer
dictated a letter to a client, asking him
10 meet him at hotel called the Seven
RaveDs. ] wrote It out the Seven Ele-
plants"
"a wholesale chemist was my first
employer" she murmured. "He used
to keep a diary. One day he dictated to
me the fateful words: Bought car
load of sulphuric acid. Quite good
days BUSINESS"
''How did you transcribe it?" he in
quired eagerly, for he had registered
a VOW in his inmost soul that he would
never marry perfect idiot.
tT didn't Il Cn,jtn r-io-bt sRonpb T
a carboy of sulpburic acid. Geod God!
It's poisonous!
He moved little way from her, but
remembered his own early struggles
and edged back again.
Dearest" he whispered, 'do you re-
member the conversation which nomin-
ated Garfield?' ?''
She thought he was trying to find out
how old she was, but curiosity got the
better OF discretion, and she confessed
to a dim memory Of that occasion.
81 was hired by the Times then to re-
port the speeches. A New Yorker got
up and said the dissensions among their
opponents were very timely, for they
bid fair to create break in the ranks
of the democratic party"
"Oh, tell me-" cried the fair girl, with
a sudden accession of interest, chow did
you get it?"
His head fell on his breast.
81 cannot I dare not tell you"
Rising, she turned the lamp down still
lower. "This man said the dissensions
among their opponents bid fair to Gre
ate breach in the ranks of the demo-
cratic party?"
'He did! And I transcribed it pants
Of the democratic party and what is
more, it was printed in the paper that
way the very next morning" Chicago
Dispatch.
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Trustees Sale.

Whereas, Fred Lockwood, of Boulder County,
Colorado: did by his certain Deed of Trust. dat
ed June 18th, 1892, and recorded June 18th 1892,
in the office of the Clerk and Recorder of Boul-
der County, Colorado, in book 152, page 325 of
said county records, convey to the undersigned.
The Sheriff of Boulder County, as trustee, and
his successors, the following described real
estate, to wit: Lots one o. two (2), three (3),
ten Q0D, eleven 11l, block l.. lots seven, % and
eight (s) block F. lots eleven QQ and twelve
Q2) block ten Q0l, lots five 5) and six (6), block
fourteen Q4l and lot six 6) block five ~, all in
the town of Lafayette, according to the record
ed plat thereof the said real estate hereinbefore
and in said deed of trust described, having been
conveyed, in trust, for the purpose of securing
the prompt payment of certain Promissory
note of said Fred Lockwood, payable to the
Granite State Provident Association, for the
sum of three thousand dollars bearing even date
with said deed of trust, together with interest
thereon, as therein mentioned; and
Whereas, said deed of trust provides among
other things, that in case of default in the pay
ment of said note, the interest thereon, as the
same natures, then and in that case the whole
of said Indebtedness may, at the option of the
able at once and the said trustee is authorized,
at the request of the legal holder, to sell and
dispose of the said premises, for the purpose of
paying said Indebtedness, with the costs and
expenses on account of the execution of this
trust; and
Whereas. Default has been made in the pay
ment of the interest thereon and the legal hold
er of said note has exercised its option and de-
clares the whole of the said Indebtedness to have
matured, as authorized to do by the terms of
said deed of trust, to which reference is hereby
made as to the terms thereof for greater GER
tainty; and
Whereas, Default has been made in the pay
ment of taxes assessed against said premises,
Now, therefore, /, Warren c. Dyer, Sheriff of
said Boulder County, trustee as named in said
deed of trust, at the request of the legal holder
of said note, and by the authority in me vested
by said deed of trust, do hereby give thirty days
public notice that / will on Thursday, the fourth
a. day of March, 1897, at the hour of 10 o'clock
a m, of said day, sell and dispose of all of said
hereinbefore described premises, or so much as
may be necessary, and all the right, title and
benefit and equity of redemption of the said
Fred Lockwood heirs and assigns therein, at
public auction, at the front door of the County
Court House. in the County of Boulder, Colo
RADIO, for the highest and best price the same
will bring in cash, for the purpose of paying the
said Indebtedness and other expenses, and costs
of the execution of this trust.
WARREN g. DYER,
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MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS.

Before drinking beer it is wise
habit to eat small piece Z. bread. So
says Prof. Gatfy, of Germany, who
has followed this habit fFo-L youth and
is the person iicat.on OF health.
In the deserts of Arizona there is a
species of woodpecker which pecks the
telegraph poles to pieces. The bird
hears the humming sound and imagines
that insects are beneu.h the surface.
In London the mail deliveries from
ten in the morning until ten at night
are hourly. It is not unusual for the
writer of letter in that city to get an
answer from a resident within three
or four hours.
When a suspicious-looking person
approaches Cne of the tellers in the
Bank of France private signal is given
to a concealed photographer, and in a
few seconds the suspected individual
is secretly photographed.
Mrs. Bush, Of Clayton, N. Y, saw
her sons, Fred and John, aged respect
lively nine and ten years. old, fall
through the ice while skating. She
plunged in after them, but they sank
before she could rescue them.
To prevent the hair from falling
out, soak fine pine shavings in pint
of alcohol for two weeks, strain, add 40
drops of glycerin, and mOisten the hair
with this liquid morning and night,
rubbing it well into the scalp.
A New Haven paper lately con-
tanned two advertisements, side by SIDE
one exhibiting a rreparat on for remov-
ing superfuous hair and the other rec
cmmendng a fluid that is cert ain to
produce a growth Of hair on bald leads.
-Nettie Hinkle, aged u, OF Nuakake
Valley, Pa, was attacked by huge
eagle, which threw her to the earth and
was endeavoring to carry her off, when
companion, Jennie Mcdowell, drove a
hatpin through the eagles heart and
kiEed it.
A teacher at Ypsilanti, Mich, under
examination for appointment to a
school, was asked to explain the pur-
pose of the electoral college. He
promptly described It as 'an institution
having for its object the furthering of
the study of electricity
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Preaching Before the Queen.

A foreign writer tells Of the etiquette
to be observed in preaching before the
queen of England. No personal refer
ence to her majesty is permissible, q
pure Gospel discourse being the rule
delivered as though she were not pres
ent. Many have tried to evade these
rules. The queen likes and enjoys a
plain, practical discourse, selected from
the lessons or Gospel of the day, to oc-
cupy about 20 minutes in delivery
Questions of the day and, above all
politics must be entirely excluded. A
celebrated clergyman broke this rule
one Sunday and preached strong po-
litical sermon: but it was his last op-
portunity- royal puPits have
neither of them been filled by him again
Chicago Tribune.
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Notice of Fin8I Settle ment

In the matter of the Estate of James B. Yiele,
Jr, Deceased.
Notice is hereby given, that on Monday the
first day of March, \. D. 1897. being one of the
regular days of the January term of the County
court of Boulder county in the State of Colo
RADIO, l, Z. w. Kohler, administrator with the
will annexed of said estate, will appear before
the judge of said court, present my final settle
ment as such administrator with the will an
nexed pray the approval Of the same, and will
then apply to be discharged as such admins
traitor. At which time and place any person in
interest may appear and present objections to
the same, if any there be.
Dated at Boulder, Colorado, January 2S, 1897.
F. w. KOHLER,
Administrator, with the will annexed; of the
estate of James B. Niele, Jr., deceased.
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Notice of Final Settlement.

In the matter of the Estate of James B. viele,
deceased.
Notice is hereby given, that Mopday, the
first day Of March. a. D., 1897, being one Of the
regular days OF the January term Of the Coun.
ty Court of Boulder county, III the State of Colo
rado, I, F W. Kohler, Administrator with the
will annexed of said estate, will appear before
the judge of said court, present my final settle
1nent as such Administrator, with the will an
Hexed, pray the approval of the same and
will then apply to be discharged as such Ad-
lninistrator. At which time and place any
person in interest may appear and present OBJ
Dated at Boulder, Colo, January, 2Sth 1897
(Signed) W. Kohler
Administrator with the will annexed of the
Estate of James B. Viele, deceased.
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HIS SOt.t-lutie.

"It's scandalous!" exclaimed the ex-
tremely penurious property'owner, as
he gazed at a lot of urchins who were
playing in the street.
ITO what do you refer?"
''These children. Just look at their
dirty faces"
at does seem too bad that they
should have so little care"
''Um; [ wasn't thinking of that.
They're carrying off my real estate" .
Washington Star
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LARGE EATERS.
Much Food Is Not Necessary to Good
Health,

Large eaters are generally deficient
in activity and endurance. / used to
know one who tried hard to be Chris
tan, but failed because of too much
dinner. That man was a curiosity. He
worked in a small woodturning shop
and ate five times day. When he con-
suited me about his poor stomach" |
told him fatty that he was pig. He
replied: "You are mistaken; | am
faint half the time, and have TO eat eX-
ira meals to keep up my strength !
went at him with fact and physiology.
At length he was convinced, and prom
ised me that he would follow my pre-
scription, which was this: Take but
two meals day. = ~ In Is days
his faintness had disappeared and he
rapidly recovered. To-day he is Il
healthy, active man, and a warm advo-
cate of two meals day, and moderate
ones.
Temperate people with good diges-
ton never feel their stomachs-forSet
they have machs-while these big
eaters are always hungry, faint or
bloated, troubled with eructations, acid
ity. diarrhea or some other unhappy
condition of the digestive apparatus.
Persons having a good stomach to
begin with can, by practice, learn to di-
gest an enormous quantity of food. If
they give their whole force and vitality
to this business of grinding grist they
can, in the course of even a short life,
grind through immense quantities. But
the wiser, the more human way, IS to
find out lust how much food is needed
to run the. machine, exactly what fuel
will keep the system at the best work
ing point, and never pass these bounds
For years the author had eaten three
hearty meals day. At length, upon a
careful consideration of the physiology
of digestion, he thought he was prob
ably using too much of his force in that
function He reduced to two meals n
day He cannot express. what freedom
in mental and bodily activity he eNpe-
rienced. Men with large heads and
well-made bodies sometimes consume
so much of their nerve force in di-
gestion shat they have nothing left with
which to achieve those triumphs that
otherwise would be easy to them.-Dio
~ II 81 I
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Her Idea of 1t. .

The girl in the box coat noticed the
little flower girl eying her rather close
Iy, and she finally asked in patroniz,
ing way what it was that called for s.
much attention.
Dat coat" was the prompt reply.
"Ah, yes" said the girl in the box
coat, sit is a handsome-coat, isn't it?"
Sure ting" answered the flower girl
"Too bad it doesn't fit yer, amt it ?''-
Chicago Post.
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On the Line.

Wobbling Willie-Dese bisookles is
a great blessin'.
Hungry Hank-W'y so? Yer doesn't
ride one.
Wobbling Willie-Nope, but wash
days dere's twicet as many cIo'es ter
choose from.-N. Y. Truth.
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ATbCTO'Opy, A

''Now, Thomas" said the teacher
write ME a sentence in which the
words pine and butternut are used
And Thomas wrote:
1.-The fellow felt almighty tough,
When him his best girl cut;
; First he thought he'd pine away,
And then he thought he'd hutternut'
Detroit Journal
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ImpOrtant Discovery.

Bliffers (reading)-Sc;ence now rec
ognizes condition called 'intoXication
by radiation" Many cases of drunken
ness are cited in which the victim has
touched nothing alcoholic, but has
simply been in the company of drink
ers.
Whiffers-Cut that out. I want to
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Ve-y SiuDIp.

Husband-How is that; whether l
give you much or little, you always
seem to get along all the same?
Wife-That'svery simple. When you
give me much ] use the surplus to pay
the debts l make when you give me
little.-FIiegendeB Blaetter.
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Unkind Iutimation.

'My child" said the old herring to
the young herring, by way of parting
advice, "the whole ocean is before you,
but don't go too near those canneries
along the coast of Maine unless you
want to be taken for a sardine. Chi
cagO Tribune.
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Celebration In Order.

Judge-Are you aware of any miti-
eating circumstances in your case?
Criminal-Yes, ~our honor; this is
the tiftieth time | have been arrested
for vagrancy, and l thought that per-
haps we might get up little jubilee
Tit-Bits.
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4 Mus I'll Mnrtrr.

They played him classics, sweet and grand
His face was sad to see.
He family shouted "Trayo," and
He longed. for Sweet Marie"
-MaShingtOn Star.
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Fer EXCITING Snort.

The Gotham maiden stalks the count
Who Graves her fathers cash:
The bloomin' noble murmurs dot"
Her father murmurs "dash!"
N Y Journal.
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Mrs. FeIIows-Oh, he begged me to
give him raw turnip awhile ago
And you didn't do ito
Yes. but l die. IN. E.Tribune.
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A Concession To- the Ladies

Two Ladies or a Gentleman and Lady will be
admitted on one paid 50 cent ticket.
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s1ss--seats on Sale at Fenda's Drug Store.
Prices 20 and 25cts
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Latest and best of Motion Picture Machine.
Life Reproduced on Canvas. A dozen pictures
including the famous Empire State Express.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1897-11-15
PRAISE FOR JOCKEY SLOANE.
The Referee Of London. Says The Young Ameri.
can Is a Great success.

London. Nov. 14.-The Referee, which
is considered one of the highest sport
ing authorities in England pays a
great compliment, today, TO Ted
Sloane, the American jockey. 1t says:
AT the present moment. we do not
think we have more popular person.
age on the turf, than little Sloane If
he little American goes on doing as
well as he has been doing we shall
probably have school of immitators
spring up. His method is superior to
he English. but only prolonged ex-
perience and comparison of the two
styles can determine which pays bess
AT both meetings, last week., Stoane
distinguished himself and has become
such a favOrite with the racing con-
stituercy that he now has a strong
following in the market, while his
services are much sought by owners
and trainers. Whatever may be the
merits of his style, there is no gain
saying that he possesses the art of
jumping horses off quickly and also
# keeping them going straight-whicn
Is more than many can do
1T is said that he will lay himself
ut next year and go in for the best
returns in winning mounts. If SO he
Ialts with great pull. as he can ride
boys weight and can command a far
rreater number of mounts than any of
he tOp-sawyers.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1897-11-15
BLANc0 SEEMS HUMANE.
Promises Assistance to Needy and III and
Protection to Patriots VINO Surrender.

Havana, Nov. A-The Gazette will
governor general with respect to the
supply of food to reconcentrados AMI
the treatment of those discharged as
cured from hospitals. This will state
that 1t is impossible to annul at once
the edict of concentration as most of
those affected by it are homeless and
destitute of all means of livlihood, SO
that their condition will be made worse
by an immediate annulment.
1t is therefore necessary, the edict
will declare, TO proceed with gree,
care"
These having property shall he at
liberty t. return 10 the country dis
he local authoii,ies. Properly owner
shall be at liberty 10 provide tnen-
selves with the means al defence and
20 use the revolver and ma 5lete to
prot G. thenselvcs, provided they hav-
previously obtained a license
Such reconcentrados as ar absolute
ly destitute snail remain in the towrs
under protection of local bureaus Of
charity, assisted by state fund. a
jrnta Of assistance @ill he formed at
once with branches in the principal
towns under the direction of prominent
people and full protection will be ex-
tended to insurgents who surrender"