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The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1897-09-03

Sent by Mail, on receipt of price, s1oo PERBor.
TIE Book TO "EXPECTANT MOTHERS
mailed free upon application, containing val.
liable information and voluntary testimonials
TIVE 6RADFIELo REGULATOR CO.. ATLANTA. ca.
SOLD BY AL DRUGGISTS.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1897-09-03
Sherfs Sale

(First published August Is, Is9lJ
The State of Kansas, Allen county, IS.
In the District Court, Seventh Judicial Dis
trieL Sitting in and for Allen county, state OF
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1897-09-03
MOTHERS FRIEND

system that Childbirth is made easy
and the time of recovery short
ened-many say stronger after
than before confinement" 1t in
sures safety to life of both moth
er and child. All who have used
Mothers Friend say they will new
er be without it again. No other
remedy robs confinement ofits pain
"a customer whose wife used Mothers Friend
says that If she had to go through the ordeal
again. and there were but four bottles TO be
obtained. and the cost was $1,000 per bottle, he
would have them GEO. LAYTON, Dayton, Ohio
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1897-09-03

FoUsT & SoS-Attorneys and Counsellors-st-
Law. ONCE two doors north Of Northrup's
bank. Iols. Kansas
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1897-09-03

Regular meeting of Commissioners first Mon
day in January, July and October. and the first
Tuesday in April
L. StIlwen, Judge It'll Judicial District salary
e25O0 Terms begin Srd Monday in March
lst Monday in June and LIST in November.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1897-09-03

s A. GARD. Lawyer. ONCE in REeIsTEB
building.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1897-09-03

Methodist Episcopsl-COrner Of Jefferson ave
uue and Broadway. Services every Sabbath At
uAn and 80 p. N Sunday school at S4S q
n. Prayer meeting every wednesday evening
At7.s0 AL are cordially invited 70 al Of these
-neefinpS ] 5 Pullisn. pastor.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1897-09-03

A E CAMPBELL Attorney. Once one door
east Of post Office, upstairs. lola. Ksns.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1897-09-03

ATTORNEYS.
Ewing & EWING. Once one door west Of
posto11ce, up STAIRS
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1897-09-03

Allen County Horticultural Society meets
every second Friday Of each month st2 oclocf
p.m.nG Ar hail. J. 7. Tresdway, Treas
3 T PEneoEst Seey.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1897-09-03

Choice to fancy 1900 to 15Olb steers s. 10 to 40
Good 10 chnlce lann tn .aan In staa-s &. on To y
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1897-09-03

Bzpdst-on Sycamore street Preaching sun
day morning and evening Sunday school al "a;
an Prayer meeting Wednesday evening q
80 0 N Young peoples prayer meeting ev'
eT Sunday evening. h. 6. Fraser, pastor.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1897-09-03

c. B ChErch-Presching every Sunday even
eng at 30 p. N; Sunday school at 80 & N.
Young Peoples meeting at P. N. AL are cor
disly invited. Rev. E A. King, pastor
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1897-09-03

lola Public Librsry-over Eorthrup's bank
Open every Saturday from 70 p. N Stool
and membership tickets for sale at the room
Hr, WA Knapp Librarian
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1897-09-03

Wet U.-Regulsr meeting every second
and fourth Friday. at o'clock p. m, at the
Presbyterian church
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1897-09-03

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of
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The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1897-09-03

W.R GLOVER Attorney at Law, First National
Bank building, Humboldt Kansas
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1897-09-03

Second Bsptist-Servioes every second and
fourth sabbath Of each month. Preaching a
Il O clock & n and 80 D. N. Prayer meeting
wednesday evening. You are welcome
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-12-14
Irish Dueling Code.

The Irish dueling code has been
adopted with certain notifications by
duelists both in England and the Unit
ed States. 1t was drawn up by the Irish
bar at the Clonmel assizes i'll 1777 and
appears TO aim ut so arranging matters
that no Irishman anxious to fight shall
be baked hy his wish. 1.-The first Of
Tense requires the first apology, al
though the retort may be more often
siye." "After one fire the retort may
be explained away. But if either par
ty," the code hastens to add, would
rather fight on, after two shots each
the principal who made the retort may
explain and then the original offender
tender his apology. "When the lie
direct is the first offense, the aggressor
must either beg pardon in express terms
exchange two shots previous to apollo
ev. or three shots followed by ex-
nlanation. or fire OH till severe hit DO
scored by one of the parties. " mo
dumb firing or firing in the AIR. Is
admissible. "In slight cases the sec
ond hands his principal but one pistol,
in gross cases two, holding another case
ready charged in reserve. "-Cornhiii
Magazine.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-12-14

AND the Various Kinds of Skeletons That
Abide Therein

And the Various Kinds of skeletons That
Abide Therein.
Every family has its skeleton. We
know that, of course, anatomical speci.
mems, neatly put together and stored
away In a secure cupboard, Of which
only family members have the key-a
skeleton key, probably. Only when the
family is alone, with no visitors about.
does 1t go to the door cautiously and
unlock it and bring the bony occupant
forth. The family knows its own skele-
ton, but outsiders are supposed to be in
total Ignorance of its existence, and if
they are wiser than people think them
and OF course they always are-it is only
a point of politeness to pretend to be
blind and deaf.
or how many kinds are family skele-
tons? The Joneses possessed an uncle
who died insane. You can Z go near the
Jones cupboard, or, in other words.
even hint at the subject of hereditary
insanity i'll their presence, without the
skeleton audibly knocking its bones to-
gether and all the Joneses turning pale.
You can't mention Turkish bonds to the
Browns without their jaws suddenly
falling; you cam think why. And when
drink statistics form the cheerful sub
Ject OF conversation at the Robinsons'
table you observe with wonder that all
the family grow uncomfortable and
writhe in their chairs. You haven't the
taintest notion why, but the skeleton
has.
l met man once at dinner party
who was perfectly sane upon every
point on earth but one, and on that he
was the opposite. He could talk about
politics. science, art, Shakespeare and
the musical glasses, but if by any
chance the conversation touched on
dueling he went straight off his head
then and there.
Dueling was the skeleton in his cup.
board, and the reason was one that can
not be enlarged upon here. On one day
in every year he shut himself up in his
house and was not seen by mortal eye.
That was the one day when his skele-
ton came out and stalked about.
Many people have what seems to the
general public a harmless enough skele.
ton, but it is real and CHASTITY to them
selves. 1t is of humble origin. 1t is sur.
prising the pains people will take to
conceal that their grandfathers were
poor, but honest, the lies they will tell
(Which only proves that the grandpar-
ent's qualities have not descended in
the direct line) and the WEAKNESSES they
will indulge in, in the pitiable effort to
hide the fact that two generations ago
they kept small greengrocer's shop or
wore plush and powder. After all, the
longer the line the more certain it is to
contain ancestors who won their bread
by the sweat of their face.
If all the world were not descended
from the Same grand old gardener, "
there might be more common sense in
trying to forget honest toil.-English
Exchange.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-12-14
NO MACINTOSH.
Contrary Effects of the Absence of One on
Friend of Colonel CalIiper

Trieuu Oh SolOnel CAiIiper.
Il knew man once" said Colonel
Calllper, "a young man who had ev-
erything that heart could wish for
who Notwithstanding that fact was a
pretty sane and sensible sort of young
man, but who nevertheless did at times
in his younger days before he had learn
ed the philosophy of life occasionally
have periods of depression. In one of
these on his way home once from Eu-
rope he came to the conclusion that life
wasn't worth living, and he made up
his mind to end it all right there by
jumping overheard AS he looked over
the rail and realized how wet the wa
ter was and how much there was of it
he knew that he ought not to go out in
it without macintosh.
"Going below, he discovered that he
had neglected to bring one. On this &C.
casion of all others when he wanted one
most he had none. But he couldn t
think of encountering the wet inappro-
priately clad, and so he deferred jump
ing overheard until he could do so in
proper form. Next morning, with the
resiliency of youth, he was feeling bet
ter, and he arrived in New York buoy
ant, hopeful and strong.
"And, curiously enough, while in
other respects he remained rs punctil-
ious as ever about his dress, he never
after that wore macintosh, and he
went out in all sorts of weather with
out hesitation. 1t was his careles ness
in this regard that led finally to his
death. Out without macintosh i'll
heavy rain at the age of 81, he caught a
cold that settled ON his lungs, develop
ed into pneumonia and carried him Oft,
and so it may be said of my friend that
he owed his long life and his death to
the same cause. New York Sun.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-12-14
wbv Doesn't the Boiler Burst9

What tremendous force is struggling
to tear boiler TO atoms! Take, for ex-
ample, horizontal tubular boiler Of
ordinary proportions, 60 inches in di-
ameter by is feet long, containing
eighty three inch tubes. Such a boiler
has surface area of 4O,716 square
inches.
Suppose this boiler is operated with a
working pressure of 100 pounds per
square inch, which is not at all uncom-
mon. The boiler therefore sustains a TO-
tai pressure of 4,07l 600 pounds, or
more than 2, 035 tons.
Do we realize what this means? The
boiler has resting upon it the equivalent
of column Of granite 10 feet squar
and 254.5 feet high, or, to put it another
way, the boiler is holding up the equiv
alent weight of 22.871 persons. each
weighing 1879 pounds.
The best authorities agree that the
ordinary draft horse, working eight
hours day, exerts an average force
during that time of 1870 pounds.
Now, this force acting to disrupt the
boiler longitudinally is 226, 200 pounds,
so that to produce an equivalent stress
it would be necessary to hitch up to the
ends of the boiler two teams Of 1885
horses altogether. Strand Magazine.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-12-14

Don't be persuaded into buying lini
ments without reputation or merit
ChumberIain's Pain Balm costs no more,
aud it's merits have been proven by test
OF many years. Such letters as the fol.
lowing, from l.. q. BagIey, Aueneme,
Cal, are constantly beng received: The
best remedy for pain have ever used is
Chamberlain's Pain Balm, and say 80
after having used it in my family for sew
eral years." 1t cures rheumatism, lame
back, sprains and swelling. For sale by
Sodergren & Sodergren, Druggists.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-12-14
CYCLING AND ASTHMA
A London Physician Saw. IN. r..
Cure the Latter.

says the Former WI,
Cure the Latter.
LII. Marcel of London recom
pIcycie riding as remedy for aSthn'.'
mere IN what he says about II en- ,"a
.er TO The Medical Record. .,Is asaL .o''
- iorni OF mountain .ickness and !,
La tnaS distressing affection of high air;
e auues can be cared by training for rSo
e,,ise or climbing, why. sbould NO,
ASTHMA also yield to the training 90 ,ha
respiration carried out by practicinp ths
..1opiiaoory movements needed 70 carry
ene 'idal air through the lungs? OF al,
means OF trainirg respiration thinL
cycling Is the best. When a nersor erst
s cycling exercise, it will he
FOUND especially on going up hill that
'he breath is wanting, the heart beats
uncomfortably and the legs tire hnt
after training these discomforts disap.
pear, mourning will be thought of ascend.
ing nils, the heart has become perfectlv
comfortable, all breathlessness has dis.
appeared and the legs will no longer
feel any fatigue
Cycling exercise, first of all. in.
creases the depth of breathing, and that
without fatigue, as the respiratory
movements are automatic. At the SAM
.ime 1t will accustom the rider instinct.
i'eiy 10 take III at each respiration the
Voluine OF air required to aerate the
piood' Persons who do not care for CIV.
cilng out of doors can take the same
KIND OF exercise at home by means of a
dummy cycle, consisting of an iron
wheel driven by pedals, the resistance
Oh the wheel being so contrived rs 70
simulate bicycle riding. A strap carried
partly around the rim of the wheel can
be frightened at will by the rider thus
increasing the labor and recalling the
effort OF riding up hill. My experience
OF the results of this treatment is unfor-
tunately limited to only one person. In
this case 1T has proved eminently sue
cessful. This person took to bicycle rid
ing three years ago for pleasure and in
very great moderation for the first two
years. He observed that the attacks of
asthma to which he was subject became
fewer. The tighmess and wheeling
which occurred every night have now
entirely disappeared "
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-12-14
Hew 60 Prevent Pneumonia.

Atthis time OF the year cold is very
easily contracted, and II left to run it's
course without the aid Of some reliable
cough medicine is liable to result In that
dread disease, pneumonia. We know Of
no better remedy to cure cough or cold
than Chamberlaln's Cough Remedy. We
have used it quite extensively and 1t has
always given entire satisfaction, Ola
gah, Indian Territory Chief.
This il the only remedy that is known
to be certain preventive OF pneumonia.
Among the many thousands who have
used it for colds and la grippe. we have
never yet learned OF single case having
resulted IN pneumonia. Persons who
have weak lungs or have reason to lear
an attack OF pneumonia. should keep the
remedy at hand. The % and so cent
sizes for sale by Sodergren 4 Sodergren,
Druggists.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-12-14
scot,,. Coucert Orches,ra.

An organization long needed in this
section is now an actuality. and as a re.
suit, first class music. rendered by ca.
pable performers, can now be obtained
for concerts, church services, masses, ETC.,
as well as for music OF lighter charac-
ter and for the ball room will be found
unsurpassed. Mr.. Scott, personally, will
also receive limited number OF pupils on
reed and brass instruments, and on that
most delicate OF all instruments, the
human voice. Address
FREDERICK SCoTT,
Jewell House. Calumet.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-12-14
IN lONDON'S SlUMS.
A Rather Rough Experience That Taught
an Artist n Lesson.

A Rather Rough Experience That Taught
AN Artist n Lesson.
An artist who is we'll known in a
northern city used occasionally to put
ON his shabbiest clothes and penetrate
to the slums in search of inspiration for
his brush On one of these excursions
he stopped to watch the efforts of rag
ged urchin who was disfiguring the
pavement of squalid street with a
piece of soft blae stone, and, although
the figures which the lad drew were
grotcsque, the artist was struck with
their originality and began to take an
interest in their development.
That's right, my boy Make your
lines clear and never mind the details.
Championi What! You don know how
to sketch that old mans head? Then
give me the chalk I'll show you.
The next moment the enthusiastic
artist was on his knees, and with the
piece of stone had quickly drawn a
clever picture Before he could COM
mence another sketch, however, he felt
stunning blow on the head, and a
shrill female voice cried:
Take yer bloomin hook, ye great,
good for nought hulk! What dye mean
by messin up t'flags at I've just wash
ed? 'Tain't no wonder at t. kids do it
when senseless old idiot ikeyerself sets
'em t'example. Be off, or I'll scour
t'pavement wi yer ugly carcass.
The artist hurriedly lodged another
boot, sprang to his feet, and, without
waiting to argue the matter, sneaked
ANONYMOUSLY off. He vows that he
will mind his own business when next
he goes Summing London Telegraph.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-12-14
me Finlanders

Mutual Fire Insurance company Of
Houghton and Keweenaw counties, or.
gained In 1890 according to the laws oil
the State Of Michigan, will insure proper.
ty OF it's members. Have paid fire losses
over "a, 900 and dividends nearly 90, 900
during the last seyen years to members
OF Ave years standing. On the first day
OF July the company had 541 mem.
bers, $466.948 worth OF property In
sured and $11.121.13 in treasury. For
further particulars apply to the under.
signed. john BLohovIsr, President.
ALEX LEMoNEN, Secretary.
Once, z48 Pine street, upstairs DE
jacket.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-12-14
A Reflection.

"The deaf and dumb wonder is aw-
fully ill tempered today" twittered the
albino, by way Of opening the CONVEX
sation. i.
"What for?" inquired the dog faced
man. -.
"Some visitor" continued the abb
no. "wrote ON his slate that his photo
graph was a speaking likeness. Mad3
Saw p'-New York Post.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-12-14

We are now ready for business in our
new store room 429 5th street where We
have a large line of all kinds of second
hand heating stoves and stove repairs
We will buy sell and exchange all kinds oil
household goods and do all kinds oil
stove repairing on short notice. Mai
orders promptly attended to.
AMERICAN Stove REPAIR WORKS,
Red Jacket, Mich,
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-12-14
Lake Linden stage.

Stage leaves Pearce's livery stabl,
Lake Linden, every day at 8 a. m, 10 a
m, 1 and 4 p. m. Stageleayes Mcclure,
livery stable, Red Jacket, at 8 a. m, II
q. m. and and 4. p. m.
THOMAS PEARCE,
JAMES MCCLURE,
Proprietors.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-12-14

After hearing some friends continually
praising Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy. Curtis Fleck, OF Ana
helm, California, purchased a bottle for
MS own use and is now as enthusiastic
over its wonderful work as anyone can
be. The 20 and so cent sizes for sale by
Sodergren 4 Sodergeen, Druggists.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-12-14
The Loophole.

Mr.. Goodheart-Regarding those kit-
tens, my dear, the president OF our So
ciety says the most humane way "
drown kittens is to put them in an or
dinary earthenware fiowerpot and then
suddenly turn the fowerpot UPSIDE
down in q pail of lukewarm water
Mrs. Goodheart-Why, yes, that Is
a good idea, isn't it, because, you KNOW
there is hele in the bottom OF the
fiowerpot for the poor little things to
breathe through. Fun.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-12-14
AhOepackn!

Hand sewed, are the best iootw wear for
boys, especially mt winter time. l have
in stock fine assortment, and am selling
them at exceptionally low prices, from
81, so upwards. | also accept and do
very carefully and cheaply all kinds oil
shoe repairing. Shop at Front street
close to Jacob Gartner's store.
MIKE OKER.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-12-14
Buckten,s ArIc n saIve.

The best salye in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores. Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever
Scores, letter, Chapped Hands, Chill.
biains, Corns, and all Skin Eruptions,
and positively cures Piles, or no pay re.
CURED. 1t is guaranteed to give perfect
satisfaction or money refunded. Price
20 cents per box. For sale by d. T.
Macdonald.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-12-14

Helen-I wonder why Kate doesn't
mind her own business.
Mattie-She hasn't any.
Helen.-Business
Mattie-No; mind. Chicago News.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-12-14

The tower of Babel at Babylon was
composed of eight square towers, one
mon the other, the pile being $50 feet
high. Babylon was square, 10 miles
ON each side, the walls being 81 feet
thick and $40 feet high.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-12-14

Big bargains in stockings. II cents
per pair. all wool. GentIeman's white
handkerchiefs. one half dozen II cents at
NJ. Gittler's.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-12-14

Our crockery is breakabie az well az
Others, but the cheaper you get 1t the
less you worry when it does break. Buy
it from US and save worrying.
THE SAVING BANK.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-12-14

II is said that Australian shepherds
can foretell the weather from the con-
dition of the wool on the backs OF their
sheep An increase in the Guinness III
dictates better weather.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-12-14

Clothes cleaning, dyeing. repairing
altering and pressing promptly and
neatly done. All work guaranteed to
prove satisfactory,
MICHIGAN Dye WORKS.
Over 312 Fifth street.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-12-14

Nearly 900 patents have been issued
for horseshoes, but not one OF the inVe"
tions has ever come into general usa
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-12-14

WASTED-A first class clean meat cook
at Jewell house.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-12-14

Houses 20 Let.

APPLY to Joseph Pinton. $50 Pine
street.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-12-14
SKELETONS IN CLUBS.
.ue QUEER PERFORMANCES OF THE
TWO BLANKS OF NEW YORK..

x,.,ery OF the Man Who Stole Food at
free Luncheons--Another Man With a
historical Name Who Took to Wearing
o,a Clothes and Was Dropped.