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The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1897-06-19

Ihad the rheumatism so badly
that | could not get my hand to my
head. tried the doctors medicine
without the least benefit. At last |
thought of Chamberlain's Pain
Balm; the first bottle relieved all of
the pain, and one half of the second
bottle effected a complete cure.--W.
]. HOLLAND, Holland, Va. Cham
berlain's Pain Balm is equally good
for sprains, swellings and lameness,
AS we'll as burns, cuts and bruises.
For sale at George & Montgomery's
drug store.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1897-06-19

During the past two years, Mrs
j. w. Alexander, wife of the editor
of the Waynnsboro, (Miss.) Time,
has, in great many instances, re-
lieved her baby when in the first
stages of Group, by giving in Cham
berlain's Cough Remedy. She looks
upon this remedy as household
necessity and believes that no bet
ter medicine has ever been put in
bottles. There are many thousands
of mothers in this broad land, who
are of the same opinion. 1t is the
only remedy that can always be
depended upon as preventative
and cure for Group. The 20 and 90
cent bottles are for sale by George,
4 Montgomery.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1897-06-19
TUCKALEECHEE.

Health of community very good
at this writing.
Farmers are hustling in wheat
and corn crops.
We havn't had very much in the
past three weeks.
Merida Hendricks little boy
get his arm broken Monday.
Our genial doctor, n. B. Adams
left few weeks ago for McCays,
Tenn. where he will practice medi-
cine for a few months. We hope to
see him back in the near future.
w. H. Scott is still clamering for
recognition in his picture gallery
business, We hope he will sue
f
Our Sunday Schools are doing
well, they are progressing right
along. Mr.. and Mrs. E. J. Kinzel
are among ike most earnest work
ers.
Sam Law is our poll tax collector
this year.
Fred Emert has the best wheat
crop in the district.
Mack Kelley has erected a new
stable at the Hicks ford near the
Long branch.
G. A. Emert is in the brick bust
ness and is going to burn a large
kiln in the near future.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1897-06-19

you to investigate these if you wish
a home or wish to invest your
money.
A Bargain,
For the best market garden farm In
the County apply to the Dixie Real
Estate at the TINES Office. About
~ miles from Maryville. 100 acres,
76 clear and "a in timber, pine and
oak. IS acres in oak alone. All
under good fence.
Good dwelling, two cellars, good
barns and other outbuildings. One acre
in strawberries, one in raspberries.
Corn averaged 80 bu. to acre and
wheel I6. Fine fruits, excellent gar
den, good water. Ole of the best
locations in the county.
If you wish to enjoy country life
and at the same time be near the
conveniences of life here is your
chance. 50 acres of as level land as
there is in the country. Good soil
for gardening and raising small fruit.
Already has nice stand of small
fruit and near 100 fruit trees of vari-
Gus kinds all bearing. All under Gull
tivation but IL acres of good oak
timber. All under good fence.
Four room house. New frame barn
24xs6xI4. Just az miles from
Court House. School house SO near
children can eat dinner at home.
Also close to college. Reason fol
selling owner wants a larger farm.
Easy terms will be given ihe pur'
chaser. For sale or trade.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1897-06-19
EAST TENNESSEE
DIXIE REAL ESTATE co.
Maryville, Tennessee
BLOUNT COUNTY LANDS A SPECIALITY.
heh estla altb

Remember control the best lands all this section
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1897-06-19

SUNDAY EXCURSIONS.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1897-06-19

Another bargain in town property
is seven room, two story house
This also is we'll finished good out
buildings and in a good neighbor-
hood. This lot is 72xI6o #. \ You71
be surprised at the cheapness Of this
property SO don't fail to investigate
if you are interested.
For Sale or uade:-A 3 roop
house on lot 5I13 X los in towD-
This goes at bargain.
For sale:--Ioo acres good land.
One good room frame house and
one smaller house. Two first class
barns. 81 acres cleared land. This
will be traded for Knoxville property
For Sale:-73 acres of land WITHIN
two miles of Maryville. Fair house
and barn. Good young orchard
Here is a bargain in land. 4S12
acres-4o cleared. 3 room house,
good barn-well that never goes dry
and good cistern. Excellent orchard.
Only miles from town.
If not satisfied with your present
location write us and perhaps we
can help you to buy or trade for
property that will suit you.
| DIXIE REAL ESTATE Co
MaryvilIe Tennessee.
Ohce-Times Building.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1897-06-19
Time T able,
KNOXVILLE
HnDAUGUsTA

will Run Week Day Trains, begin
ming MONDAY, MAY 8 1897, until
further notice, as follows:
The Worthington advance., 1897-01-07
Demorest Publishing Co.,
10 Fifth Ave.. New York
Bucklin'SArnica Salye.

The Best Salve in the world for
Cuts, Bruises, Sores, Ulsers, Salt
Rheum, Fever Sores letter, Chapped
Hands, Chilblains, Corns, and Skin
Eruptions, and positively cures Piles.
or no pay required. It is guaranteed
to give perfect satisfaction, or money
refunded Price 25 cents per box.
For sale py Ray Humiston Druggist
-. ~ IS l year.
The Worthington advance., 1897-01-07
To be Continued next week.

Spelling Goldsmith's Best Lines.
The Washington Post printed the fol-
lowing poetry under an alleged car
toon, a few days ago:
As some tall cliff that rears it's lofty
form
Swells from the vale and rises 'bove
the storm.
Though round its feet the rolling
clouds are spread,
Eternal sunshine gathers round it's
head.
We want to ente: a protest here and
now against these lines. We believe
that the Posts poet is guilty of delib-
crate plagiarism, for we find in the
works Of Oliver Goldsmith, the follow
ing verses, which will be found, upon
close Examination, to be built around
the same theme that the Post has Sc
1ected, and to be quite similar in a
lumber Of other respects to our con-
temporary's effort. Here, then, are
the lines set down by Goldsmith:
As some tall cliit that lifts its awful
form x L .s.. :....s3 - <.ss j., {;
Swells from the vale and midway
leaves the storm; T
Though round it's breast the rolling
clouds are spread,
Eternal sunshine settles on its head.
cleveland Leader.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1897-05-16

tho good little boy did not take the cake
fhat was forbidden him. ANY boy Wou.9
know that 10 was because DEE was aliaiu
~ u thrashing AS for believing thdt
any other how would let the cake alone
because he had analysed the diueIenee
between right and wrong ana couit ar.
yyhv and wherefore Dee would better lrt DO
alone-looking into the future ana ect,e.-
ing. not only medicine DO Ties ana 49,
bad pain but eternal pulsnmeh W. ts
MS Derfoct nonsense. ! ike novel in"u'
as do punch-with an the proper com,
moments and az the last minute one ail|li
hottie OF soda to add 20 the IRE ana
suarl<le. Who doesn't Ike the lovers, t.e
bqrd-hearDed parents. the genuemany
william the lady with n past ana tue
small child. about whose paternity thele
Is some doubt not TO mention the shreMq'
but kind-hearted detective who reals
pcOplo as ne does the morning paper! we
ike them because we know tnem anu
human nature IS so constituted that II
likes old things best. clinging. If II mas
any wisdom 20 old shoes old frlends, ola
wine. and old wccd ,
A HUSBANDS VALUE.
Just now the young widow is LOOKING
extremely pretty. He. mourning IS tiG ,nl
and artisticallv draped. while her white
cap. which is az becoming as II was 70
its original designer. Marie stuart. tells.
eepeciallv to all mankind that she ls
lonely while Il asks for their sympathy.
Every woman ought 10 have an amount
Of consideration for n widow But she
hasn't To is no wOmans fault that sne
is a widow. She was not born so, ana
presumably she is not so by choice. But
every woman possessing n husband or a
erown-up son. regards the widow as
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1897-05-16

the fireplace. shells on the mantel shell
clocks ticking here and there. shell vases
holding up sea grasses. shell shades lp!
electric lights and shell tanl 's-d inual
b'wliocrng array oi me pix ihh ulut
things 800 ~ pearl and aA siisien.hb ANe
CIT glass
'On DC quccrcst shell book she sends
ogt her invitations. naming the uout luI
the buyers 10 call. and when the} 20
away. Rates rccm is stripped OF lhe
shells The BUYERS have begged hcf TOT
The vases 90 take homeland OF course
they have purchased supply Tor INC
store That is The way she works
Mary Zittcl is another clever drummer
She takes up fhe prOsy things. she D,
ouf now with crle--cr0ts wa -hN'di"
that Cfu lc lct ont Of shortened np. Nai
rantfd-to 90 any tub. ana any III in,,,
never wears out and takes the orr ont
with one rub She rolls up her sleeve.
and washes right Boo the store. ana ntta
FOR the drtiest towels once % "a NnHe'
when they give nrr one stained win rHD'
backing on ink. She Slips in hiie aciu.
because no mortal hands could rub out
such spots ass that Size Us $50 tntfrtllc
t.at She has averaged thousand I.ti 'a
Qay since moving time began. NJ Hth
she gets through with wash-hoaros. sne
VIII take up a magic mop and then dlsh-
pan that washes and riuscs the dishes.
She sells good things too. Mary does.
And the sm1rtegt manufacturer 800 the
world couldn't fool her into starting out
with anything thai wouldn wear
do know any other women drum
mcrs2 Yes. ] know kittic Murphy. ihe
Cunuiugcst little ribbon drummer YOU ever
saw She wears her goods around her
neck and shows her customers how pret-
ty sat.n-stripod ribbon can look Win q
velvet skin and irish blue eyes. ana u
know a girl who ls beginning 70 sen
horses Describes their points and gets
am order fgr The horse If satisfactory on
bis arrival here. She is doing wei
"fs my work The easiest OF aIf No.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1897-05-16
Invitation Accepted

The "Dixe Chorus Of Church Hin.
which made such decided hit at cor
coran Hall last week. has accepted am in-
vitation 10 present their pretty progr7mme
for the benefit of q society Of Clay-sueo-
Methodist church. the date and place 3 o.
TO be definitely determined.
The chorus las also an engagement
with the Epworth League or Trinity
church. and The East-End w c. ~ H..
conformity. for the evening Of June lst at
Corcoran Han.
New features have been added 10 the
Dixie Cantata. and the programme viii
be oven more moritorious than before
Master Edward Wittcr. the four-ycar-
old soloist. will Of course again appear
IN the cast and delight tie people by IFS
cute singing.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1897-05-16

liability fog you. It's odd but nowadays
responsibility is a thing OF which 500
cietv only requires the shadow. Personal
ly. / prefer substance 90 shadow. Shad-
ows suggest spOoks and ghosts. and mice
and am sorts OF things calculated 20
frighten. without reason. any feminine
woman. Though no woman can bring
herself 10 believe that she IS frightened
without reason where mouse is con-
cerned. ] once knew GIL VINO met "a
nousc-but thcre-irs only the old. old
story. but it's like love and we are al-
WAYS repeating b. However. for THIS
once, YOU shan't be bored with IL by
Bah.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1897-05-16

bituminous coal with that shirt front on.
And YOU can look az it now
Well. II does look fresh as a daisy
said he and IL you'l come i'm. in get
one for my wife. anyway. so she can look
decent when We so travelling this sum-
mer / sold him hundred dozen before
let so OF him.
THE brightest little drummer on the
coast" said She. lis Kate Todd She iu-
PRODUCES shell novelties. and confines her
route 20 the Atlantic and Pacific cities
except one tour "a year, when she takes boo
an the interior places. she Is bright be-
cause She is so clever.
Now I've got 10 tell Won what ! mean.
Well, Kate Todd can sell shells when tine
rest or us have TO eat them 10 hll up ON.
We would starve where she lives like a
MikadO. She IS clever.
kate Todd is a woman drummer. who
makes her customers cal ON her When
She gets IN town she goes TO the best
hotel and calls for blue room. She gets
one "a pale sea color IL She cau. Then she
uupacks Fer trunk and furnishes her room
with novelties When She gets through
she has the sweetest litt- sylvan retreat
you ever saw. Tlef. ur. Soils banked In
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1897-05-16

tho stores OF 4, =. c. and D-mentionieg
merchants that buy Of me.
a week later I call there ard offer
them my busucs. OF course they have
had orders for thcm-sX girls Inquired
Tor bustles JOB one day-and they order 500
or 1000 of me. according 90 Tie SIZE OF the
stock they carry.
THAT is the way J create a demand for
bustes Queer. isn't it," said she. "and
the queerest thing about IL is the odd
times one has out selling fhem. Take
your case for instance. / must have got
The floors mixed. and II you hadn't been
there ! should have found myself from
force Of habit. talking up my hustle cam
pies 90 sodate lawyer"
Are thc:e many in your business"
asked
no yon mean in the drumming bush
ncss' 80. not as many as You wOuld
suppose from the money there is 80 t
Last year there were only forty successful
women orummcrs. Twice that number
started out. but either got sick or grew
tired % The work II is hard. You travel
ail night ana talk an day but you cam
DO 20 DO YOU know how 90 spare yourself
] can drum from May till May. from the
Portlards OF Maine and oregon 90 the
Lakes and the Gulf without stopping on
a day except 10 sell goods, but you see
know what 90 cat and what TO lct alone
on the road. and understand how %
drop asleep on "a train and wake up fresh
and ready 90 talk without waiting for
nights sleep 20 refresh me
'Wht, the biggest sale ever mace was
in CellulOid shirt fronts at O'Clock one
afternoon. ] got into the town Of ID tired
20 death and hot and hungry But I
drank some tea and ate q bunch Of rad
ishes while ] frcshened myself mp in the
station. Then set out FOR the store % O..
II call him G. because he turned out 20 he
such "a Good thing)
Gle was closing mp the store and was
not glad 10 see me 'CcNuloia fiddle
sticks. said De when had got of my lit-
tie speech about my shirt bosoms DO
YOU suppose any self-respoCting woman
is going 90 wear such a makc-shift as
that
Yes ! DO said !. Il am one and I've
got one ON. And what is more. ] have lid
den three hundred miles since my break
fast to-day. on a road where they burn
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1897-05-16
A BRIGHT WOMAN DRUMMER.
Can Travel All Night. Talk All Day, and
and Sell Shell Novelties.
SELLS 1000 WASHBOAUDS PER DAY.
Miss Scov,lle Introduces Eustles and
Creates Demand Tor them by once
Drumming clever Women Mako
aHitasC Commercial Travellers.

VI beg pardon Can ] interest you In
busilcs? Excuse me- 1 thought this was q
typewritng oniccl
The speaker. a tall. dark youns woman,
blushed lovely pink and beat a nasiy
retreat from the law office. into which
She mad inadvertently stepped.
wan you tcll mo about the bustlcs POO
J asked. following her out into the ban
and bidding as hasty a goOd-by 70 the
lawyers as she had zone And why you
are selling them. and how you came
10 be here. IN an Office bui.5ing-~ith bus-
ties"
We'll yes" laughed she. ~ Won VIII
come where I can talk 10 YOU There is
a nice little lunch-room across de way.
where women drummers always stop
Now. said She when We had crossed
the street 10 the little lunch-fO0m and
she bad deposited her funny looking
satchcI under tbs table. TO answer TIE
first Of your questions. / am selling The
hustles because II Is my business O. do
so ] am "a woman drummer ] am doing
what We call hustiing mp trade. so mat
when ] come through again next week !
can sell my wares
"a am q drummer went on She laugh
ing az my wondering face, who intro
uuccs novelties Every year some manu-
fdcturer gets out something new ON
spec. ana / am tho one that brings
them before tho public I am the advance
agent. so 20 speak. Of the drummer"
TELL me about &C." said J. as mystlned
~ "a newspaper woman ever allows her
self 90 be.
Well" said my drummer friend. Il
will give you an example. suppose
manufacturer has patented new shoe
fastener. He wants 90 get IL on the mar
let. He sends his drummers 20 the deal.
err The dealer SAYS. We have no call
for new shoe fastener And he re-
fuses 90 buy d. And the manu-
facturer must either place his own agent
I'm the store 20 talk 10 up 10 shoppers.
or almost give away the goods the first
year To avoid doing this he sends me
out as his advance agent
Just now ! am travelling for "a firm
that Is making bustlcs. The tendency is
hustlcward but women are not buying
them yet. They do not ask for them and
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1897-05-16

The following editorial from the Re
Heious Herald" Of May 18th. briefly
touches upon theme which deserve
much more careful consideration Than u
has commonly received from the creed
makers:
Can "a man be properly said 20 believe 81
prODOsitiOu Of whose meaning ne rs auSp-
mtclv Ignorant II any Colocallon or
words into what SIS crammatically canes
sentence or proposition. Is utterly
beyond your intellect. or IT. I'D oihti
words. IL has no meaning 10 YOU. in Wh"'
sense can you be properly said 10 oe"e'
The late President James p. Boycc
OF our Southern Baptist Theological semi
nary in his very able and very uilHluN
abstract of Systematic Theology thN.
STYLES the doctrine ot COD pnhlpIt7
ence: "He fills IL Che creation, nQt az
part 10 part. but the whole infinite Defy
Is entirely. individually present al e11n
point Of creation. IN each moment OF
time"
We cannot help wondering what ne
centurion. mentioned in Ialt VII '-l.'
would have thought of tnat statement
10 is certainly "a stronger statement IMAM
our intellect can manage, though we oo
not say that ID is not ID true siitNlilr.ii 'l
the case in hand. Who can say lAtl ail
utterly unintelligible statement is OF lS NOT
trrc2 We are at 20 loss To- divine what
good 10 can DO amy human beias TO say
that he believes propositions when ''i-
vev not the least CLEAN OF meaning 10
his mind. Ella.
Loronz Oxen. a famous professor 10 no
University of Zurich. said that, h Coo
should manifest himself 1T must ne lh
NE form of sphere: FOR there is no
other form for Cod ne also wrote sem
fences ~ like these. "God Is "a rotating
Globe. the world rotating is God "SelI-
consciousness is living ciipse. gu
may amuse your ingenuity IF you Will ny
irving TO extract some scmbiance OF
meaning from this iargon: but you Will
hardly succeed Theology ought not 70
AZ defined as "thc science OF the un'niell-
giblc." for the definition u.s. q seh-cont rd-
C,rtic, in forros. and. besides. if the def
milton were accepted. DO would land YOU
b.. lf.-f- aunreff"fen
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1897-05-16

ti-rses. seeking whom she may devour.
Probably II "a woman knew when she was
II tie altar. being married. that it was a
frrccOre conclusion she would be "a via -
oqv Size wfcht say NO" But she does
not have This chance. However. the world
calmly takes the position that IT'S her
fault that she's widow. and if. leaNen
OF youth. ever so slightly, should Doe add
cd to her crime. the feminine world VIII
never forgive her. Wretched old clergy
men without churches. half-stdrNcd ana
lonc-hqirod widowers-a every stupid
fool OF man who goes around teillhB
that De would like 10 get married. is mn
wcdlatelv seized upon by the friends 80
~ the woman who is a widow. and Dc is
suggested that DE would make her 'slch
a nice husband"
EASY GOING HUSBAND.
A husband is a very good thing 90 have.
Iet husbands can't be picked ont for one
as Christmas cards are. It's quite time
chat tho world has learned that f Wild
oyy wass "a husband sho seldom has any
trouble in getting one. And if She d0esn
want one. her acquaintance might as
we'll save themselves the trouble or sup
rfving her with candidates. To Doe a Wild
ow might Dee called geographically Inn
moral" In France they are highly appre-
clated. In England they are admired ana
partially understood. but the crcdulity or
this country continually shows itself n
IT'S absolute ignorance OF widows. \ huS-
band is desirable. An cdsy-going husband
Is the greatest comfort in life. His mere
existence is enough. lie is nc the bottom
OF your table and 40 the head OF your wise
iting card. Tn truth, be represents respec-
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1897-05-16
MISS MINNIE SCOVILLE
For Whalebone & CO.

a create a demand for bustles Whom
you saw me / was on my rounds in the
y Building In one hand / had list OF
al, the offices Vncrs more women were
employed han men. As soon ms ! eOr
inside an office / button-hOlcd the first
woman and proceeded 10 show her sam
pies Of bustles There are six little ones
In this bag. and of course / wear one. !
show the women nay hustle and allow
them TO punch me on the back. crum-
pie me up. twist me around and do pref
~ much as they please.
"Then ] shake myself out and show
them how admirably my skirt hangs with
the hustle 60 support it. They ask where
can We buy such a hustle, and l say al
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1897-05-16

slc. five 10 Yer disappointment when she
found 10 did rot agree with hers. and AFe
more 20 their last meeting wherein we
are generally told exactly how be he.l
his hat how SHE looked out from unler
hers. and how Bidding each other rare
We'll they walked Oh. or out INTO we VIZ
known verde Bv the time have ectt %
tins far dctost these people $50 thofo.-H-
ly that T read no more. trusting i-t LN,n
ana there they stumble and breaH t..ll
nccks and are never heard or again. Anu
the childrcn's books t
In my memory there Is stored me PIC
;uro OF three small children gazing I'D Ne
LIGHT an the representation ar 9eitn'
young man. standing before his I at.git,
setd father helms The typical Brush
h..sehoider with mutton chop WhlsKffa,
while underneath was this explanation.
"Robinson Crusoe wants 20 roam. %.
NV SON says his father stay III
home "
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1897-05-16
Mr. Wright Receivers.

The many friends OF Mr.. Charles s..
Wright. train dispatcher for the Cncsa-
peake and Ohio Railway, WI be glad to
learn that this gentleman has recovered
from his protracted illness. and Is now
back nc his post. handling trains IN his
customary good manner
Mr.. Wright was sick for nearly hVa
NOTWITHSTANDING which lime De suffered
two family bereavements.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1897-05-16
A cHARNnNG STORY.

II was ne story OF Robinson Crlfoc
told On verse that gave so mlcn pea. ' i...
A. ersf Friday in hls savage get-lp
,,.,s arr sneeiai chum. but afterwards.
Transformed by Robinson Cusoe MTG a
ri,,iii9cd bcine with "a high hat and "a
dress suit. he became almost godlke 70
our childish eyes Lne p9 ,s ,be Same
,,,y maj we aid the rather dowdy Mother
Hubbard Gown and small shopping I,,,s
worm bv Eve I'm Bible picture-book we
thought they grew on trees e %. ,. 1' ,k KIN
n,.t an INC stories that are given Cd
Children nowadays, the tale mat mean can.
dos On chapter after chapter, telling why
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1897-05-16

The Commissioner OF the Public WORKS
Department OF Brooklyn. ana the 'niei
Engineer Of the Water supply Depart
ment. notified pump company That
hereafter &c would have 90 pay the union
rate ON al city work Machinsis must
be paid Sc y for eight hours.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1897-05-16

dealers will not purchase anything that Is
not called for. Here comes the WORK OIL
AT mis- she whipped out neat sip OK
cardboard with: