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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1897-05-28
WHAT WE INHERIT

We are not to blame for. We can
not be held responsible for the disposi-
tions and tendencies which we derive
from our ancestors, nor are we respon-
sible for the germs of disease which
may manifest themselves in our blood
as a heritage from former generations
But we are responsible if we allow
these germs to develop into serious
diseases which will impair our useful
ness and destroy our happiness. We
are responsible If we transmit to our
descendants the disease germs which it
is possible for us to eradicate by the
use of Hoods Sarsaparilla, the one true
blood purifier. This medicine has
power to make rich, red blood and es-
ablish perfect health in place ofdiscase.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1897-05-28
ON A. BASIS

of akng ard selling to retail trade exclusively the BEST
BALTIMORE MADE CLOTHING at manufacturers prices
have conducted business for No business furries
temporary will tempt from the settled plans which
the long reliable goods consistently low
prices
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1897-02-06

OgIe cut grain with dropper in 1922.
Bell made a header In 1896 and market.
Cd 1t many years.
Randall ia 1888 operated a machine
having a reel, platform. divider, cutting
apparatus and all essential parts.
Hussey built and patented the same
year a machine. Its principles have never
been departed from; il is still used ia
Europe as he built IL. He later applied
Ogle's reel. With but three years To run.
his open guard patent sold for $1,000
Mccormick claims to nave experiment.
ed in 1881: patented a push machine i'm
1884. ~strapping the push tongue 10 the
horses backs; experimental again In
1889: sold a machine in 1S41; licensed
under Hussey's patent at the end of a
law suit.
The predecessors of the Deering Com
pany patented a Marsh harvester In 1858:
perfected IL and put il on the market:
broke up the trade IF reaper mnnufactur.
ers. who then began building Marsh har.
vesters In 1915. Deering USED dorbly nd
Unstable reel in 1875: was followed two
or three years later. Deering and Wood
sold wire binders in 1874. Mccormick
company followed two years later. Deer.
ing took ~ Irvine binders in 1878 and
was followed three years later by the Nc
Cormick Company. Deering aud Osborne
steel binders were put out in 1885. and
Mccormick followed two or three years
later. Deering adapted roller bearings 10
harvesting machinery in 1893, which Nc
Cormick is now adopting.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1897-02-06
Unexplained.

ihey tell you its cream. when you GO to
the shop,
Though It's thin and uncanny In flavor.
The coffee you buy seems devoid Of a
drop
OF that wondrous traditional flavor.
But the mystery's worse than the taste.
though that's bad,
And the things we are now so afraid OF
Perhaps we'd endure with sensations less
sad.
II We only knew what they are made of.
And II isn't alone I'm the merchandise line
these puzzles loom up. ~discOncert-
ing.
There's many a title impressiyely fine.
And a coat Of arms most self asserting.
Which leave YOU 10 guess how they came
to exist.
These haubles they make such parade Of
Seem good as the best. Bat you mustn't
insist
On knowing just what they are made OF.
Washington Star.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1897-02-06
LYMAN ]. GAGE IS THE MAN
Believed That He Will Go Into
McKinley's Cabinet.
A Powerful Business Pressure Ha,
Been Exerted i'm Favor OF Gage
--Hanna L. Favorable to
the Chicago Man.

Canton, o., Jan. 2s.-The complex po-
htical problem surrounding the selection
OF Major Mckinley's cabinet is now be.
lieved 10 be practically solved. and Ly.
mar j. Gage Of Chicago as secretary Of
the treasury. is regarded as the key tc
the situation and the almost certain
choice OF the president-elect. This mora
certainty is strengthened by the facl
thar the PRECEDENT OF the First NatiOna.
bank Of Chicago is now on his way l.
Canton in espoHsc = the telegraphed
request Of The major 70 visit him
Chairman Hanna came here and was
engaged for several hours yesterday IT.
u secret conference with Mr.. Mckinley
IL il understood that Mr.. Hanna ap
proved OF Mr.. Gage az chief OF tn.
treasury department. 1t is known thai
ever since the election Of Mr.. Mckinley
a powerful personal AMI business press.
ure has been exerted ~ the next presi
dent. especially from friends n repub-
lean leaders In Chicago and the middle
western states, % procure the appoint
ment 0f Mr.. Gage for the treasury port.
folio. Tn work has been lone in sue
a quiet and dignifed name that pub
lie attention has not been directed
toward the influence until recently. II
is now believed that Mr.. Cages APP
pOintment 10 the treasury will be deter.
mined this week. When that position
is filled the other portfolios can easily
be disposed Of, excepting that 10 be Civ
en- New York. That problem remains.
as intricate as ever. but the impression
prevails here that General Woodford
has the best chance Of appointment. The
president-elect does not seem TO have
been influenced against General Wood
ford by the mild protest, which was en-
tered against him Tuesday from east
eTn visitors. Colonel John Hay il here
In the Interest OF a friend and now does
not expect d cabinet appointment 20,
himself. General William VI Osborne.
who has been the guest of Cornelius v.
Bliss at Jekyll island on the Georgia
coast. will remain here until Friday and
then return east.
Mr.. Hanna's visit is not taken 10 have
any bearing on the OHIO senatorial stu
ation Cabinet and Inauguration mat
ters engrossed the time OF his confer
ence with Major Mckinley. Governor
Bushnell has received a letter from
Senator Sherman stating that he Will
not resign his seat in the senate until
he il confirmed as secretary Of srate.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1897-02-06

Washington. Jan. 2s.-At the meeting
II the national board OF trade this morn
ting the reports OF ms committees or
postal reforms and improvement of the
Ohio and Mississippi rivers, were read
and adopted with resolutions adyocat-
ing the Loud bill. me urging a contin-
nance Of the liberal appropriations for
the Ohio and Mississippi rivers.
A resolution was also adopted favor
ing the connection of these rivers with
the waters of the great axes.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1897-02-06
ii'N'''"p TIE room.
CONTINUED next week.
CLEANLINESS IN SURGERY.
The Cardinal Precepts OF the science q.
Operating I'm the Present Day.

There are three locations. so to speak,
the absolute cleanliness of which must
be above suspicion before the operator
is justified in proceeding to his work,
says the Nt1stcsnh Century. These are
the surgeons hands his Instruments
and the integument covering the part Of
the patients body AT which the opera.
ton is about to be performed. How il
the requisite cleanliness in each case
secured? So far a. tao hands are con.
esrned, by profuse %scrubbing with a
nall brush in soap and hot water. fol.
owed by a thorough ~drenching in some
antiseptic solution. as that Of one in two
thousand of perchloride OF mercury: 80
tar as the instruments are concerned. by
sterilizing them, that is. by boiling them
in water, or by passing them through
the fiame OF a spirit laLsp, or placing
them in a steam sterilizer, and then,
when the operation i ready 10 begin, by
putting them into a receptacle contain
ing an antiseptic solution, IA. for ex.
ample, that OF caTbolic acid. Lastly,
30 far as the patients i~ntegument i.
concerned. by washing the part first
thoroughly with soap and water, having
previously shaved it if necessary, and
afterward with a prechloride of mercury
solution, or. if the part be greasy. by re-
movinghllt the greasy material By scrub.
bing il with ether.
Without going into further details.
these are the cardinal precepts Of the
science OF operating in the. present day.
Of course, each wound which in this
manner is made under aseptic condi-
tons, as it is called. is kept asep,ic by
the use of a~ntiseptic dressings until
healing has taken place. The result.
OF this method Of treatment of wounds
are nothing less than wonderful in
comparison with those which the earlier
surgeons were able 10 obtain. What
happens after, say. the amputation Of =
limb, nowadays? The rule is7~ moth.
ing. Nothing, that is To- say beyond
the uneventful convalesc/lce OF the
patient.
The dressings are not TOUCHED unle,.
the temperature and pulse Of the patieu,
indicate, by some disturbance. that it
would he e~xpedient 10 examine the
wound. The temperature and the pulse
are the surgeons guide; he takes his
cue from them. Nothing can be smiss
in the wound if these remain normal,
aud thus it follows that 4 large wound.
such as that following an amputation,
heals souudly from first to last, without,
any suppuration. What a contrast
with that which obtained in former
days. Suppuration was then thought to
be an Indispensable part Of the healthy
process of healing. In the present time,
on the contrary, a surgeon is held to
have failed in his practice of the priu-
ciples of surgical cleanliness if. in
wounds originally aseptic, suppuration
occurs.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1897-02-06
800 seWaP 800.

The readers Of this paper Will be
Pleased 10 learn that there is at least
one dreaded disease tha, science has
been able to cure in all its stages, and
that is Catarrh. Hairs Catarrh Cure
is the only positive cure known to the
medical fraternity. CatarTh being a
constitutional disease, requires a con-
stitutiOnal treatment. Halls Catarrh
Cure is taken internally. acting directly
an the blood and mucous surfaces Of
the system, thereby destroying the
foundation Of the disease. and giving
the patient strength by building up the
constitution and assisting nature in
doing irs work. The p~roprietors have
80 much faith in rs curative powers
that they offer one Hundred Dollars for
any case that IL fails to cure Send for
LIST of testimonials.
Address. +. j. CHENEY a. co,
Toledo. -.
Sold by Druggists. 7Jc.
Hairs Family Pills are the best.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1897-02-06
The strou ge q Fertilization

Against disease, n which enables US
10 undergo unscathed risks from hurt-
ful climatic influences. exposure, over
work and fatigue. j. the vigor that Is
impaired 10 A debilitated physique by
the peerless medicinal safeguard. Hos
letters Stomach Bitters. You may pos
sess this yigor in a higher degree thar
the trained athlete, although your mus
cular development may be far inferior
TO his. Nigor implies sound. good diges,
ton n SOUND repOse. Two blessings
conferred by h Bitters, which rene.
dies malarial. rheumatic. ervoU and
kidney trOubl@
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1897-02-06

the portico Of the front door. The emit
earrlage was driven away next, 10 water the
hofses at the village inn. Solitude was all
she could see from the window: silence, hor.
IiDie silence, surround, Il her ont Of doors and
IN The thoughts from which she recoiled
forced their way back i5to her mind: the
narrative OF the mrsemaid's discovery he
caLne a burden on her memory once more.
She considered the circumstances. In spite
Oh herself, she considered the circumstance
again. Her husband and Sydney Wester.
he!d together in the shrubbery-and sydney
crying. Had Mrs. Presty's abomiDable sus.
picioll OF them reached their ears? or?-No!
that second possibility might he estimated at
rs right value by other women: not By Her.
bert Linleys wife.
She snatched up the newspaper and fixed
her eyes on 1T in the hope OF fixing her mind
on II next. Obstinately. desperately. She
read without knowing what she was read.
ing The lines OF prin! were beginning =.
ihlngle and grow dim when she was startled
by me sudden opening OF the door. She
looked round.
Her husband pntarpl the room
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1897-02-06

In another column Of this paper will
be found an offer OF James Nick's Sons
of Rochester, y. Y. Something new foI
this firm, but very tempting. Nlck's
Floral Guide, the oldest Seed Catalogue
In America, has cOlored Illustrations al
the wonderful Rathbun Blackberry and
the double Sweet Pea. Bride OF Niagara.
Hal o n illustrations. photographed
from Nature, of Roses, Asters. Carna-
tions, Gold Flowers and Tomatoes. II
Is filled with new and good Vegetables
Flowers, Plants. etc. and Is up to date
in Its line. See their offer. Their goods
are reliable.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1897-02-06
A Wonderful Asthma Cure.

Brattleboro, VT. Jan. l.. 81.
DIR. Taft Bros. Rochester, y. Y: Your
sample bottle Of Asthmalene cure AT hand
and will say that il is the best medicine
in the market II has done me SO much
good that / had my druggist send and get
me a Sl.lD bottle: have had no asthma
since ] commenced taking il. | feel safe
10 say | am cured. | gave an asthmatic
friend Of mine some ont of my bottle and
il gave him almost instant relief.
w. A. NEAL.
sample BOTTLES Of this celebrated asthma
cure are sent free To all sufferers 10y al.
dressing Or. Taft Bros. - Elm street,
Rochester. y. \.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1897-02-06
Gage Arrives.

Canton. o.. Jan. 2s.-Msjor Mckinley
greeted Lyman j. Gage very cordially
when he arrived this afternoon, and
they withdrew at once for a private
conference.
When Mr.. Gage leaves Canton. he will
have received and accepted the tender
Of the treasury portfolio. He has al
ready declared that he would accept the
honor If Il We're offered him. and he
Will be given t o understand this after
noon hat Major Mckinley desires him
n his cabinet. The presid- INT. elect said
this morning. in speaking Of the cabinet
that though all Of the positions had not
been filed, that the end was in sight.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1897-02-06
Arizona.

A thousand long-horned cattle grazed
Upon a boundless field,
And, with a shading hand appraised
His bearded face 10 shield,
A swarthy herder's watchful eyes
Saw distant shadows fall and rise.
A clash OF hoofs stampeded there
Beat fast a loud tattoo.
And whizZing keenly through the air
A feathcred arrow flew
A gray mustang with streaming name
Dashed riderless across the plain.
Ernest McGafey, I'm the Sunset
Lands"
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1897-02-06
She Was a Daughter Herself.

IITUTdIdPUIIo uVUI HUI
Might i ask said the lady from
South America. why that plain person
at the far side of the room arrogates
unto herself so many airs?"
"She IL a Daughter of the Revolu-
ton" said the one interrogated, in
awed tones. "Her ancestor fought la
the revolution"
"Oh," said the lady from South Amer
lea. II myself am a daughter OF seven
teen OF them"
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1897-02-06
CONGRESSIONAL PROCEEDINGS
The Senate.

Washington. Jan. 2S.-Mr. Allen, pop.
Nebraska, offered a resolution instruct
ing the COMMITTEES on Pacific railroads
TO inquire and report whether. under ex-
listing law, the executive department
has authority to foreclose the govern
ment mortgage on the Union Pacific
railroad, and TO sell the property with
out additional legislation: also as TO the
authority OF rhe president or the attor-
ney general 10 contract, in advance OF
sale, for the amount that is 10 be bid
also whether It Is not the duty Of the
president and OF the secretary OF the
treasury to redeem. or otherwise clear
off. all the paramount liens by paying
the same and directing the attorney gen.
eral in the meantime TO refrain from In
terfering with further stipulations or
agreements respecting the sale OF the
property.
Mr.. Allen proceeded 10 explain and
advocate his resolution. He said thar
the reorganization committee would be,
by virtue OF the purchase, subrogated TO
all the right and property OF the Union
Pacific company. including a sinking
fund of $l4. 900, 600 or s15, 200, 900 and a
land grant OF about IS 00. 600 acres. Il
was necessary, he said, that congress
should nave full information. so as to be
able 10 act intelligently on the subject.
He argued that il was the duty OF the
president under the law not 10 direct
foreclosure, but 10 pay OF all paramount
liens and take possession Of the proper
~. There was no pretense. he said, that
any effort had been made by the presi-
dent to redeem the property. The right
To foreclose vas a secondary right, de-
pendent on the failure of the primary
right OF redemption.
Mr.. Thurston, rep. Nebraska, said
that he desired 10 address the senate on
the subject, and he asked that the reso.
luton go over until tomorrow. II was
so ordered.
The senate bill 20 provide for the pre-
r~esentation of the United States by CON-
mission at IN international monetary
conference was taken up and Mr.. Chan
der addressed the senate in support
IF II.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1897-02-06

New York Herald.
Dad"
Arbustine Bagg's voice trembled
slightly n "A faint flush came 70 her
nut brown cheek as she spoke. She was
a shy young girl Of 10 years and just ten
times that number Of pounds.
"Wha say, Arbustine?' replied her
pap briefly.
Arbustine slowly stirred the fat in the
Kettle OF soft 0 she was "b'lin' and
glanced shyly toward her dad from the
depths OF her pink calico sunbonnet.
A live coal popped out from under the
kettle and fell on her bare brown toes.
She kicked it away, While her cherry
lips softly murmered: Dang IL all!'
Then she said: Dad, Hank Moon was
over hyar ag'in las night. He wants me
to go 10 the moonshiners' picnic with
i'm
Does. hey?"
"Yes-an' that amt all. dad"
1T haln't? Well. spit out the rest.
an don't be so blamed meechin' bout
It,"
He wants me TO marry i'm
II reckoned as much. Arbustine
Bagg," said her father coldly. But he
SlbaAA I INV ~ Y hNaA AAlE a 7aARAA =
hev We! No gol o. mine shell marry i
Moon!'
Dad" said Arbustine, q you know
what Hank done at the shootin' match
over at Kinds Cross Roads a-Monday? o.
"No."
"He shot t~wenty-nine pigeons out o.
thirty"
"Humph!'
AN his bull pup licked ev'ry other
dawg thar"
"Ye don't mean it?"
AN Hank licked both o. the Jackson
boys with one hand tied behind i'm, an
he won a fine pipe fer jumpln' five feet
higher'n any other man at the shootin'
match"
"Lawd-a-mighty, Arbustine, how I
hev misjudged Hank! Marry i'm! OF
course we shell marry i'm. an that right
airly; an we shell hey a good feather
bed an the little red heifer TO start our
with. You an Hank hev my blessin'
at any time"
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1897-02-06
u,tscuss;nr rormau.

Washington. Jan. 2s.-The senate at
s:lS went into executive session on no
ton of Senator Cullom. fer the purpose
Of considering the nomination OF Will
lam $. Forman OF Illinois. TO be COM
missioner OF internal revenue upon
which a favorable report has been
made
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1897-02-06

Washington Star.
How was the play?"
1T was very good replied the man
with a gentle disposition.
I'm glad you enjoyed it,
II dom mean to say that I enjoyed II.
/ merely said 1t was very good. i base
that opinion on the fact that the lady
with a large hat who sat In front OF me
laughed audibly several times during
each act"
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1897-02-06
The House.

Washington, Jan. 2s.-By unanimous
consent a bill was considered and
passed 10 extend the time for the con
struction by the East Nebraska and
Suif Halfway company. OK as Hr3
through the Omaha and Winnebagc
reservation. Nebraska.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1897-02-06
Crew Was saved.

Point Pleasant. N. j.. Jan. 2s.-The
fishing schooner Hattie Rebecca Carter.
from Atlantic City. went ashore two
miles northeast Of Sea Isle City. N. J..
at 6 O'Clock this morning, during the
thick snowstorm. Her crew o six men
were saved.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1897-02-06
WHAT A sTuPENDoUs LIE.

We hear a farmer say when he reads
that John BREEDER. MiShicott, Wis.
grew lT3 bushels of SalZer's Silver
King Barley per acre in 1896. Don't
you believe 1t? Just write him. You
see Salzer's seeds are bred MP 10 big
yields. And oats 230 bushels. Corn $50,
Wheat ~ bushels. Potatoes 800 bush
els, Grasses q tons per acre. etc, etc.
$1,000 FOR 10 CENTS.
just Send This Notice with 10 Cents
stamps TO John A. Salzer Seed Co. La
Crosse, Wis. and get II farm seed sam
piles. worth SO. TO get a start. &. y. L.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1897-02-06

longer. He Is So years old and in a very
feeble condition. His daily diet now is
eggs and old wine, which, however,
arr very sustaining and nutritious.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1897-02-06
Price or Wife,e A0eceio.s,

Cedar Rapids, Ia. Jan. 2s.-The jury
In the case OF wiggin VS.. c. A. Huston
has brought in Q verdict Of 1880 for the
plaintiff. The a 3 was brought by
wiggin asking damage for alternating
his wife's affectionA
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1897-02-06
No News To Her.

i u'h.
Fl4dleback when Miss Twiling
comes in. VIII you tell her hat 7
called?
Butler-Sme. sir. she knows IL llrea-
DO
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1897-02-06
His Only Stimulation.

Chicago Tribune.
Mrs. Rillus-John, what church shall
We attend tomorrow?
Mr.. Billus-any one. Maria. that We
can reach by going past Sp~uddleWorth's
drug store. | snail want 70 get some
cigars.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1897-02-06

-William,- said Annette, as she re-
eardsd her lover anxiously to note the
eject the news would have upon him.
father has failed" Good" exclaimed
William. slapping his knee. "He will
b able 10 give you a marriage portion
nOw.s-N. y. Press.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1897-02-06
Eleven Men In

Des Moines, Ia. an 2s.-Eleven men
were injured. one, Louis Fogler, prob
ably fatally. by an explosion in a coal
mine at Foster. Monroe county. yester-
Sav
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1897-02-06

Halls Hair Remover contains the-nat-
ural food and cOlor-mdtter for the hair,
and medicinal herbs for the scalp, cur
ing grayn@ss, badness, dandruf. and
scalp sores
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1897-02-06

Puck.
Tommy-Are ali men who have too many
wives cai.ed bisamists. pa?
Henpeck-No. only those who have two
or more, my son.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1897-02-06

Strait Watters-Ah. my poor man
Don't you know that by leaving liquor
alone you might accumulate money
Redmond Yyckers-Cmu'late mon
eysh!-iha' rootsh all evils! &c theshe
benin me, shat'n!
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1897-02-06

Fear no rivals who do not advertise.
Mark carefully the course Of those
who do-From Kings Jester.
The Australian dog and the Egyptian
shepherd dog never bark.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1897-02-06

Wages in the lumber country IF Mont
morency county. Michigan. have fallen
to the lowest figures recorded there
sl2 to SIS a month.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1897-02-06

A sleigh owned by Alden Rich az
G0u!dsville. VI. was made l55 years
ago. in I74l. but is still in use and good
running order.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1897-02-06
One Too Many for Him.

Iowa farms for sale on crop payments, 10
per cent. cash. balance "A crop yearly, until
paid for. j. MULHALL, WaukegaD, III.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1897-02-06

PisO's cure for Consumption has been
a family medic.n ne with US since 1885,
J. r. Madison. 2409 42d Ave. Chicago.
Ills.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1897-02-06
Its Disadvantage

Teacher-What is the distinguishing fca.
ture Of classical music?
Tommy Toddles-Yer can't whistle IL.