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The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-02-11
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The readers of this paper will be pleased
to learn that there Is at least one dreaded
disease that science has been able TO euro
In all its stages, and that Is Catarrh.
Halls Catarrh Cure Is the only positive
cure known to the medical fraternity. Ca
tarrh being a constitutional disease, re-
quires a constitutional treatment. Halls
Catarrh Cure is taken internally. acting
directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system, thereby destroying the
foundation of the disease and giving the
patient strength by building up the consti-
tuition and assisting nature In doing Its
work. The proprietors have so much faith
in its curative powers that they offer One
Hundred Dollars for any case that 1t falls
to cure. Send for list Of testimonials. Adj
dress f. j. Cheney Il Co., Toledo, Ohio
Sold by all druggists, 75c.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-02-11
Electric Fans I'm War-Ships.

A revolution iii the methods of ven
tilating warships is imminent, and be-
fore long the ludicrous and objectiona-
BILE cowl will become as obsolete as the
spritsail yard. The use Of electricity
enables a complete system of venti)a-
ton to be carried out which was never
before possible. Formerly each fan
had to be provided with it's w steam
engine, and, to say nothing of the cir
cumstance that the machines took up
b good deal Of space, there were dozens
Of situations quite suitable for a fan
alone, but MOST Unfit for a steam en-
g!Ie. An electrically driven tioriyo ntal
fan, with its motor. "a now b. fltros
duced into the thickness of a deck With
its beams, if need be, and, in point of
fact, such fans can nov be used to eX-
celIent purpose in any place on board
ship where they are deemed desirable.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-02-11


list of patents issued last week to
Northwestern inventors:
Hans Bake and Ole Nordley, st.
Paul, pillow; Henry s. Blood, Park Rap
ids, Mimi, planter; Richard ID. Cody,
Winona, Mimi, washer for tool posts;
Walter II. Gripman, Sioux Falls, s. D.,
lathe attachment; Harris X. Harrison,
Pomme de Terre, Mimi, potato plant
err; julius Henning, Minneapolis, Mimi,
fire proof shutter; Alfred A. Kline,
Minneapolis, Mimi, oil stove; Eugene
Lemay, Mendoza, Mimi, potato dig
ger; Philip r. Martin, Buffalo, N. D.,
tension device for grain binding ma
chine; Thomas H. Williams, Doland, 5.
D.. check row potato planter.
T. d; Merwin, Patent Lawyer, 90,
81 and 912 Pioneer Press Building, st.
Paul, MINI. and Washington, ID. G.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-02-11

Having succeeded in making a fly
ing machine which will fly beautifully
for a short distance and upon paper,
the flying machine men have invented
another machine which is to fly beau
tifully across the entire continent. The
time at which it is to accomplish its
remarkable feat is set at a distance
far in the future, possibly in order that
the people may forget all about it,
That is to say that eve the latest fly,
ing machine flies only on paper, too.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-02-11
A. Cnsex,s Wake.

Mrs. C~asey-Shure he wuz a good
mon. He niver wunst raised his hand
to me durin' his loifetime-bekase he
waz afraid, bad luck to him.
O'Brien-Moi, but he looks WELL
Thot's the furst tonne OF liver saw him
wild a clane shurt an a clane shave
togither in me loife.
Clancy-Oi'm sorry for yer trouble,
Mrs. Casey. Jawn WIZ wan god mon-
Did he tell yez about the tin dollars
he owed me before he doied?-Up to
Date.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-02-11

SarsapariIIa
the pest-ln 1act the One True Blood Purifier.
Hoods Dill. assist Digestion and cure
llOOu . F,lAlS Constipation, 25 cents,
Do Your Best.

"When 1 was a little boy" said a
gentleman II day to a friend with
whom he was talking, Il paid a visit
to my grandfather. He was IN aged
man and wore a black velvet cap and
knce-breeches with large silver buckles
at the knees. When l vent to say
Eood-by to him he took me between
his knees, kissed me kindly, and, lay
ing his hand on my head, he said: My
dear boy, | have only thing to say
to YOU. Will you try and remember
IT. | looked him in the face and said,
Twill, grandpa.' Il, . ,..n g..
8. "s,.Well, said he. 1t is, this, What
ever you have,to do, always do!the best
you can This was my grandfather's
legacy to me. 1t was worth more than
thousands of gold and silver. l nevcr
forgot his words, and have tried to act
upon them."-Christian Intelligencer.
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A REMARKABLE CASE.
ILL SINCE GIRLHOOD, NOW A
PICTURE OF HEALTH.
From the Star, Valparaiso. I

From the Star, Valparaiso, Ind.
The attention Of the Star having
been called to several cages of radical
cures effected by DR.. Williams Pink
Pills for Pale People, 1t was determin-
ed to investigate some of the more no.
table Of these cases, with a view to
disseminating exact Information on the
subject and benefiting others who were
suffering. Prominent among those
who had experienced benefits from
h use Of this remedy was mentioned
Mrs. Mary Noren, wife OF John Noren,
a prosperous farmer, living northeast
of Valparaiso, Ind, n to her a re-
porter was accordingly dispatched.
Mrs. Noren was found busily en-
gagged in household duties, but she
found time to detail her experience,
and was willing and even anxious hat
the benefits she had felt should be
told for the benefit Of those who had
suffered as she did.
Il had beer Ill since g%irlhood with a
complication Of complaints" said Mrs.
Noren, never SO much as to be con-
fined long in bed, but 1 suffered in
tense misery. My chief trouble was
gnawing pain that was at times al
klACbt . dCtlllk dIl0 III AAN
diagnosed by different physicians as
dyspepsia and sympathetic derange-
ment dependent on the condition OF the
generative organs. I had pains in the
back, sometimes so great as to make
me unable to work, and frequent bill
ious attacks. I also suffered greatly
from constipation, from which l never
could find permanent RELIEF. Iheh
these symptoms were aggravated by
rheumatic pains between the shoulder
blades, which were most excruciating
In damp or cold weather. After my
marriage about Ave years ago, ana
when my baby was born the trouble
seemed to increase, and l was ire
duently SO sick that 1 could not do my
household work. / tried different phy-
eicians and used numerous remedles
but all in vain, until one day last 1aii
] happened to read of DR.. Williams
Pink Pills for Pale People. MY nus
band got three boxes from Mr.. C.. u.
Rushton, the druggist, and I began to
use them. From the first 1 began to
feel relief, and before the three boxes
were gone l was nearly Wen. Inc
| consultation was cured and the other
troubles were so much relieved tnat 1
felt better than I had felt Tor years.
| AS I continued in the use OF the pins
I grew better and strong, my appetite
was more natural, n my flesh In
creased, until I am in the condition
you see me now" .
DR.. williams Pink Pills contain, In
4 condensed form, all the elements
necessary to give new life and rich
ness to the blood and restore shattered
nerves. Pink Pills are sold by all deal,
ers. or will be sent postpaid on receipt
of price, so cents a box, or six boxes FOL
$3.50 (they are never sold in bulk or by
the 1000, by addressing Dr.. Williams
Medicine Comoany, Schenectady, N. Y
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-02-11
Advice.

Look here, Manchester"
what il 1t Birlhihis liam?'
"You asked my ;id,ice about stock
investments tie other day.
II did"
''Then you went and did exactly the
opposite
THAT is true, but I am thankful for
your advice all the same.'
"Why did you ask for my advice if
you did not intend to use it?"
"Oh, | used it the way | intended to.
/ cOppered it.'-Pittsburg Chronicle
Telegraph.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-02-11
Nh Trick ut ALL

Eyes, SIR" said the physician, proud
ly. Il once removed a bullet from n
mans eye without destroying the
sight"
Il don't think much of that" VEN
tured the Cheerful Idiot; Il have done
that trick with a gun many a time
indianapolis Journal.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-02-11

what we have been striving for all
these long years is absolute freedom
Of movement" said the new woman,
"and it II because of that that bloom
ers appeal to us so f%orcefully."
"On that theory put in the bald
headed man, quietly. at makes me
blush to think what your costume will
be in 191O."-ChicaGo Post.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-02-11

Madrid newspapers are clhmoring for
''harsh measures" in Weyler's treat
ment of the Cubans. AS Weyler has
butchered inoffensive old men and wo,
men and burned children to death, it
would seem that he must draw on his
Spanish ingenuity to satisfy the jour
halistie demand for "harshness."
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-02-11

'Does he offer any proof of his af-
fectioh?N
"Proof". exclaimed the beautiful girl.
'Well, I should say so. Why, he says
that 1 have set his heart afire and it
has been burning so that it has lit the
cigars hat he carries in his vest
pocket"
But the proofP"
"He showed me the half burned c.
gars."-Chicago Post,
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-02-11

isn't very well built. The floor shakes
when we walk.
Agent-Um-y-e-s; that's the new
kind of spring floor for dancing, you
know. -.
HOmeseeker-And these stairs creak
terribly.
Agent-Y-c-s; we furnished this new
burglar patent alarm stairway without
extra charge.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-02-11

links has the air of a man of con-
siderable importance. What's his par
ticular line?'
ooh, nothing much. except telling
other people their business and giving
us all pointers. on how to run the gov
ernment ."-Chicago Post:
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-02-11

A would-be poet, in describing his
love sensations, says: II kiss the stars;
/ clasp the skies" The "old man.
must have got in some good work
wbeu he kicked that sutton down the
front steps.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-02-11

This is the way the railway mar
heard the conundrum:
AT what time, shortly before noon
is it 3 o'clock? At a quarter of u, be-
cause a quarter of ~ is g."
And this is the way he worked it off
on his friends.
"At what time, shortly before noon,
Is it 3 o'clock? At 11:45, beca use 11I45
is 3. 1t doesn't sound right, either,
it.''-Chicago Tribune.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-02-11
-
Pence on Earth.

This Is once more enjoyed by the rheu-
matte wise enough to counterfeit their pro-
sressiye malady with HOstetter's Stomach
Bitters, No., testimony is stronger than
that which Indicates II, rs q source of relief
in this complaint. 1t Is also efnittert1y ef-
fectiye as a treatment for kidney trouble.
dyspepsia, debility, liver complaint ana
constipation. Use 1t with persistence lor
the above.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-02-11
An Easy Job.

"Get out II picture of the winner in
that road race this afternoon" said the
proud and naughty editor.
II haven't any photograph of him."
pleaded the artist.
"What If you haven't? Don't you
know how to draw a bicycle face?'-
indianapolis journal;
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-02-11

Bessie Bellwood, the noted English
variety actress, is dead of heart dis
ease. The strain she was accustomed
to put upon that organ makes it a
wonder that it did not succumb long
ago.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-02-11

With all the uncertainty which exists
as to the continuance of peace in Eu-
rope, it is reassuring to know that the
reports as to friction between the rul,
IND powers Id Sdiiol ara without foun-
datiOn. We may now rest cOntented.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-02-11

According to statistics published by
q reformatory,. over, 70 per cent Of
It's eonviets have, when admitted, "enly
IL trace of moral sense" In spite of all
efforts to reform them it is to be feared
that as soon as released most of them
will go into politics.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-02-11

If Miss Frances E. Willard and the
bthet women of America could get a
good hold on the sultan OF Turkey he
would soon think that the hairs of his
head were numbered and somebody
was doing the counting.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-02-11
Force of Habit.

Understandable always speaks well
of everybody.
Wlcks-Mere matter of habit. He
worried ar cutting cut tombstone cpl
taphs for several years.-Londun COnsl
Advertiser.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-02-11
His Hard Lines.

Poor man." exclaimed the prison
missionary, to whom the sheritf's guest
had been relating a tale Of woe; ''your
life seems to have been one unbroken
series of misfortunes."
Yes" sighed the fallen one, Il have
had many trials. Buffalo Courier,
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-02-11

1t has just come to light that a horse
in Kansas made d mile last summer
in less than one minute. He didn't
trot or pace it, though. He was stand
ing in the stable yard and a cyclone
came along and did the rest.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-02-11
Improved Modern Methods

You know. De nOsthenes used to fill
his mouth with pebbles to improve
his oratory."
of course. We have improved on
III h a man wants to improve
MS voice nowadays he doesn't stop
at the pebbles. He uses both rock and
rye."-Cincinnati Enquirer.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-02-11

Perhaps, although we are not fully
convinced of that, the flying machine
fellows would be able to make their
machines fly if they could make some
arrangements to hitch their machines
to d star.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-02-11

Can you tell me the anne of the
railroad lines iii TeXaSY' asked d Dallas
teacher of a pupil WHO was the son of
il member of the legislature:
II Dunno" was the reply:
"On what does your father travel
when he goes from here to attend the
session of the legislature?
"On a free BASS .'-TeXaS Sitter.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-02-11

Somebody told an Ohio man that ar
senic would cure dyspepsia, and he
tried IT, and the doctors. now hope he
hasn't taken enough to effect a perma-
hent cure:
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-02-11

Sir Ellis Ashmead Bartlett, M. P,
who defends the Turks and condemns
the press, must feel the need of pub
licity, even if he attains 1t at the ex-
pense of making himself notorious.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-02-11

IT believe I'll run down to Galveston
for a change"
"You need a change badly, don't
your she asked, a%nxiously.
Eyes, my love-"
''Then take ME with you for a change.
You've left me behind you six seasons
in successio Texas Siftings.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-02-11

North Star, fur coats are made from
selected skins, dressed and cut by first-class
workmen,. and If they prove defective the
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. will repair them without
charge. Mddb b! Lanpher' Finch & Skin
ner, st. Paul. r-A
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-02-11
BetteR said Differently.

My friends and fellow patriots" the
orator shouted, as he pounded the de-
fenseless air, our friends, the enemy.
have boosted that they can elect Il yell
low dog this year. Let us get together,
put our shoulders to the wheel, and
show them that we a elect just rs
yellow a dog as they can. That is to
say-er'-
The rest was lost in the vociferous
applause of the patriots.-Indianapolis
journal.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-02-11

Evidently the police authorities be-
lieve that Corbett and Fitzsimmons
really intend to fight. The general
impression is that they intend, as usual,
to take it out in calling each other
names.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-02-11

George Crocker of San Francisco, by
abstaining from liquor for five years,
comes into Il fortune of 100000. Some
people wouldn't quit drinking even for
that.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-02-11

The most recently organized society
in Atchison, Kas., is one among the
girls, wherein each member is com
pelled to take an oath that she will not
marry d man whose salary is less than
hers.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-02-11
To Please His Public.

"These are the %littlest sandwiches I
ever saw for the money" said the
traveller.
us like this" the railway restall-
ant MAI explained. 'There was so
much complaint in the quality of 'em
that though | would lake 'em small
or so there would not be so much to
kick about.''-Indis napolis Journal.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-02-11

Apropos Of Explorer Peary's new
plan to reach the pole, we can all hope,
whether We believe iii polar exploration
or not, that he will include in it some
means of returning after he fails.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-02-11
A Household Necessity.

Cascarets andy Cathartic, the most wonder
full medical discovery of the age; pleasant and
refreshing to the taste: acts gently and posi-
lively on kidneys, liver and bowels, cleansing
the entire system, dispels colds, cures head
ache, fever. habitual constipation and bilious
ness. Please buy and try d boz Of G. q. G.
to-day; 10, %, so cents. Sold and guaranteed
to cure by all druggists.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-02-11
Roadside Reasoning.

Peaceful Peters-Yes, me young
friend Walker entered into rest de 10Th
of Aug, 1866"
1anguid Laurence-Wot's got yer,
Peters? He amt dead yet.
Peaceful Peters, know he amt. Dat
was de date of his birth:-Life:
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-02-11

The sentence claimed to have been
uttered by Napoleon which may be
read either backward or forward, and
remain the same, is able was l ere
| saw Elba."
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-02-11

In Hicksville, Ohio, recently, a we'd
ding party was stormed by tramps,
who locked the groom in the smoke
house, ate the wedding supper and stole
the marriage license.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-02-11
A Needed Rest,

Trillions-Where Is Mr.. Gonkey?
Chief Clerk-At home, resting, under
the advice of his physician.
Trillions-Why, Great Scott! He has
Just had his vacation!
Chief Clerk-Yes, sir; that's why his
physician ordered a rest,-Philadelphia
North American.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-02-11
A Ruse.

"NVhat are those golf sticks forT'
asked the manager of the small the.
atrical venture, 49,.
"Thats a little idea of my own. We
a use them when we're walking
home and make believe we're just out
enjoying Observation-Disclosures Star.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-02-11

h well inade fur coat that protects the
face; ears and limbs is necessary to keep
warm In this section. "North STAR fur
GOATS will I'LL the bill in, all respects, and
ire guaranteed by the makers, Lanpher.
FINCH y Skinner; st. Paul. They are the
oldest and largest exclusive fur coat manu-.
iacturers.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-02-11

II wish I was a grill! said Bobbie.
"Why do you wish that?" asked his
father.
ooh, then I wouldn't have to bother
about thinking what I'd be when I'm a
man."-Itatper's Bazaar.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-02-11
Reciprocity.

Stranger--What are those men sink
ing that part of the street away below
the rest Of it for?
Citizen-They are working for the
city. That-aw-that is the way the
railway company ~elevates its tracks,
Chicago Tribune.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-02-11

Tommy, what is a miracle?"
"Som'thin that never happens, num-
mo, it isn't exactly that. But can
you illustrate what you mean!
"All l know is that nom says that
it would be a miracle if pop come home
ber."-Philadelphia North American.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-02-11

A typewriter has been invented that
can be carried in the vest pocket, but
will it be as popular as the kind that
can be held in the lap?
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-02-11
1t ~Exasperateu Him.

Gilhooly-Have YOU seen Col, YER
ger since he got back from Washing
ton?
Hostetter McGinnis-No; I've not
seen him.
well, he is the maddest man in
Texas
whats the matter with him?'
when he was iii Washington he
attended the dead letter sale and bought
in his own application to the President
for a consulshi Texas Sitter
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-02-11

Eldofado, Kas., is q good place to
pick up money: A youth wrote thence
TO a New York address; ~inclosing 81
for a fire escape. Came back this re-
ply: "Stop fishing on Sunday"
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-02-11
DontTobacco Sujt and Smoke Your ifa AWay

If you want to quit tobacco using easily and
forever, regain lost manhood, be made we'll,
strong, magnetic, full of new life and vigor,
take No-To-5ac, the wonder-worker that makes
weak men strong. Many gain ten pounds in
ten days. Over 400, 600 cured. Buy No-To-Bac
from your druggist, who will guarantee a
cure. Booklet and sample mailed free. Ad-
dress, Sterling Remedy Co., Chicago or New
York.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-02-11

Miss Hashagan, a New York artist,
has married her redskin model, Thun-
der Cloud. If he is a good Indian why
in the thunder shouldn't he make a
model husband?
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-02-11

Fannie-Do you really think that
Will Wharton and Name Midgley will
v get married? Somehow, l can't
make up my mind that they will.
F1OsSie-Oh. there can't be any doubt
about it,. Why. the engagement ring
he gave her must have cost at least Il
hundred and fifty dollars.-Cleveland
Leader.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-02-11

A cure for iockjaw is said TO have
been found. But nothing has yet been
discovered that will stop d professional
pugilist's jaw from wagging.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-02-11

According to the latest cables the
cars nerves are weak. He should try
some of the tonic the sultan of Turkey
has been using.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-02-11

"Ah" And he laughed fehdishly as
he read from the morning paper: The
burglar Shot at the man, whose life
was saved by the bullet striking against
the button of his Clothes"
WELL snapped his spouse, what
of thatY'
what of that7" said he, as he felt
his collar going up steadily to the nape
of his neck. 'Oh, nothing, except that
the button must have been on."-Tit-
Bits.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-02-11
LabOr's Necessaries of Life.

One Of the funny things in the Labor
Day procession was two notices which
closely followed cact other:
'Ice cream and dance tonight at -
hall"
wye want more of the n~ecessaries of
ife."-BOston Commercial Bulletin.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-02-11
Easily Done.

Before l can surrender this wig"
said the desk sergeant, "it will be nee
essary to prove ownership"
The applicant removed his hat.
"The wig is yours" said the sergeant
bromptly.@Chicago Post
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1897-02-11
Differentiated.

grind their food"
Eyes. And poor, doWn-trodden man
grinds his own food and gives the
rocks TO the landlady ."-Detroit Free