New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-10-26
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An English paper tells a story OF poor man
who lay dying and whose good wifs Was tending
him with homely but arectonate care Don you
think you could cat bit Of something John!
Now what get for you?
With n wan smile lie answered feebiy. wei.
seem 20 smell n ham a-cooking somewhere; think
could do with little BIT Of that
"Oh. no. John dear. she answered promp'E'
you can't have that That's Tor Inc tuhera'
Soon after Jlms admission as learned counsellor
a old rre,gnbor TO give him start gave MN a
loi OF hard claims 10 collect. telling HIM ne couln
have half that collected jim ne s9 Ssh,ors snS
was called little later by his client for nv, me
share Of the money Your nan h., sA' 'n nnS COL
lied mine The astonshed old patron said;
Why bo J% n,,Y S aT1 Wn THere heap Of
r"n doU't Understand tell you. old fellow: this
iaw I. powerful ,h!ng."-(Case and Comment
rn.-s Is chidren's theatr. In Fittshurg 1t Is
dimInu,ive but perfect in all its appointments 'he
stage orchestra auditorium. chairs. ights scenery
and policemen all being In proportion to the relative
.ize OF the members OF the audience 10 De enter
tanned There Is also a nursery. win cosey MI"
neat attendants
MARI When You give little Algernon bath He
shrnks from IL so ., r,.,.- h,s VITA
az NV ,hrcr more shrnkin's therell he no,hin'
iert OF hin-C cleveland Plain Dealer
Cleveland man who has been In London brings
49, -, ,ro cos,ermongers They had
pach ''"'' :, ...,n, ard m. drinks as
mace " NV ~ To-, ,,h IN. mos, ash Accordingly
10 "n''" ' ,. .,or.he,d they had re-
WIZ" ''' .a oo., IN their lines They
sat there FOR something liks four or hve hours
without either OF them getting even bite. finany
one Of then, imagined that he felt niooie ana III
hi. excitement he fell into the river
hl' - ~ oos,.r ..rts No fair
.'Tets on" cried the other coster' u 'o i"''
a,r,,. fo- emf
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Mrs. Yeast Wal he SUI n,be 90 aay
en,srns ,.sovbnakI guess he wanted to see me
don't mean 70 say he would d n So yeu there to
erA s r,, ~ Yonkers Statesman.
w -,.. n.o va. obou, 70 be pu, on a
,,,,r1cr trial. was asked by OF the
jury IN "'"'O'
lawyers: ,u,,,i oy,
Wound YOU hang man on
dence?"
The woud-be juror looked thcnsh'rul Tor mo-
ment and replied: ,
"Weu sir | has hung many OF en- o'' H0'
deal less
,,.,.,,., !, 81 oresume the reason why The
'aTTi's h.,re isn't AS we'll known as the other
kind remarked Rivers, is tha' 1t a'""'
In cog. -oChcaso ''''
,ro,r Kr,nn intends to create al Essen museum
-, rs witch shall contain specimens ranging
From, the earliest date. and he has ALREADY D.
49,, 90 n,ate purchases TO that end. The famous
,s,a,. resolve IA this respect originated In
,,hor ~ visits he paid when last In London, to
,ar,ous n,,hll, museums and II Is his intention to
raarsa,h 70 the German nation the collection he
e now engaged IN forming.
~ ,., ,,,A,u
,,rt, vars ago Ralph waldo EneT ,on had p poem
roIisd "Brahma." which puzzled both critics and
cn,nnor readers Some said 1t was the greatest
~ ,hs century; some said IT. nonsense.
nV S a.. ~, ~, rorse ran as follows:
4 lie '"s' 49, - ,,,.h l.. .,ay.