Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1897-01-02
OVERHEARD IN A RESTAURANT.
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she was Capable of Taking Care ef
Horaeif.
"Come on, johnnie. This Is the table
TO sit nt," fell upon my ears the other
day as / was hastily swallowing my
midday meal, and looking up saw a
middlc-aged woman pushing her way,
toward the table Mt which was sitting,
dragging n man some ten years her
senior with her.
II beg your pardon, Matilda" remon-
strated the man in n meek voice, "but
the air from that pesky electric fan
makes me cough"
mo, IL don't" returned Matilda, "this
is the seat for you, Johnnie; sit down."
and Johnnie" sat down without fur
ther remark.
'I'll order you some pork and BEANS"
continued Matilda, taking up the bill
of fare and glancing It over carefully.
az think l would like some sausage,
Matilda" Johnnie suggested, drawing
trembling hand over his mouth and
glancing longingly ut the plate OF a
neighbor where rcposed the coveted
sausage.
mo, you don't. don't like sausage.
It's too greasy. Pork and beans are the
best thing for you" and Matilda began
to give her order TO the waiter, while
the old man twisted his paper napkin.
glass Of milk for him the worm turned
and he said with more energy than ho
had displayed before:
"I'll be blamed If I'll stand milk
What want is o good hot cup OF coffee.
Can't have it?" coaxlngly.
"No, you can't" was the decided an
swer; "and TO think that you, q pro-
Tossing member, too, should use such
words as you do" and Matilda slipped
piece OF sugar from the bowl aud
hid it in her handkerchief.
Poor Johnnie said nothing, but a
look of rebellion fingered on his face,
as he silently gulped down the milk
and shovelcd in the pork and beans,
although II was evident that his indig-
nation was waxing stronger with every
mouthful. In the meantime Matilda
eagerly ate plate OF pancakes and en-
ioyed piece of apple pie, although she
Modlo itOt diiOW OOuInlC W ndNC any,
and all the while she was slyly slipping
Jumps of sugar from the bowl and con-
cealing them in her handkerchief. At
last she managed to empty her plate
and the sugar bowl and was ready to
leave. Turning to her husband, who
had not yet finished his lunch, she said,
sharply:
"Ain'ty you ever going to get through"
The old man raised his head and
turned suddenly:
~ do wish you wouldn't be 30 bossy,
Matilda"
az have to be-" was hor sharp retort.
@You haven't any sense. I'm the ono
who has to do everything, and, thank
goodness, / can take care Of myself"
As she spoke. Matilda gave her head q
toss and rising to her feet started for
the door, entirely forgetting her hand
kerchief of sugar. This article of fem
mime attire, thus neglected, fell to the
floor, and half a pound or more of
sugar fell in every direction, attracting
the attention of the head waiter, who
hurried to the scene. He was not gentle
In his remarks, and Matilda became
very much scared. When he threatened
to call in policeman and have her
taken to the station her fortitude utter
ly forsook her and she began to cry.
Suddenly she dried her tears and said,
with dignity:
"You sha'n't insult me in this way.
My husband will protect me. Won't
you, Johnnie?" turning to johnnie.
A wicked gleam came into Johnnic's
eyes as she made her appeal and a sar-
castle smile flickered on his withered
lips:
"No, it's not necessary" he said, quiz
city, moving away from her OBTAINING
hand. "You can take care of yourself"
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