Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1897-11-20
FLASHES OF FUN.

ClarS-Are you not AFRAID. MAUI. 10
marry old Dodderly? I hear be gets
horribly Jealous without any cause
Msud-Don't be anxious. dear: I'll take
care he never does that--Pick-Me-O Up.
n~,Two hours OF sleep before midnight
better than four after that hour
adlesticks. Two hours OF sleep ar
pne In the morning are better than
the others"-West Union Gazette.
BLESS my SOUL cried the shade, ss
pc entered the golden gates and they
rave him a trumpet: Il never learned
10 play this thing" That's the reason
you're here" remarked 81. Peter.-Ba-
zsr.
Reporter-Vcil. I got the great Dr..
Slasher 10 sign that article for next
SUNDAYS edition. Editor-Good But
what kept you so long? Reporter
Why. the sdlo, wanted 70 read it.
Judge
''Nly wife Is rearing Bobby very care
fully. when he Is disobedient he goes
20 bed without his dinner" lSnt
that rather severe7" no: she always
carries bis dinner up 20 him."-ChlcaSo
Record.
Wheeler who rides 4 Lightning
You ought 10 get lock for that wheel
Scorcher lwho rides n Blue Sreakl-
Think so. wheeler-Tes. Some one
might steal it-for the lamp.-Cincin-
mel Enquirer.
Mikey Dor.sn-Hulio. Bill. How did
YOU like being caddie? Billy Nolan
All. ! didn't Ike Il At al. al all FRS;
de Teller be towld me ter kape me eye
on the ball. den he gave me de ball IL
de eye.-Razar.
do get ny riparian rights WIFI
this wheelT" asked the lady OF Ian
Euage. Get whats" asked the clerk
surprised into rude abruptness. ki
parian rights said. DO you repai
itT'-Indianapolis Journal
Rouser-How accurately are the III
OF a nation reflected In the breasts @
her loyal sons Watson-What do yo
mean? Rouser-Take me. FOR instanc
I'm desperately In need OF more re-
philadelphia North American.
so that young man says he wou
lay his fortune a. your feetF' said NJ
bells father Yes" But he hash
done so" "N-no." And perhaps VI
can tell whyT' Il guess, father th
he hasn't had Il told yet."-Washln
ton Star.
1T IS the nature o. child 20
wanting 10 DO something" said the
thusiastic Undergraduates. LAS far
have noticed" said the mother
six. lit is the nature OF child 10
wanting 70 DO something else. C
cinnau Enquirer.
Batterton Banged-No. mum.
ag'in me prlncypuls t chop nun VIC
fer We { cook me bre'k:uss Wild. but
you've a mind ter cook Il on dat ,
stove. I'll break de iron-clad rules
associashun l b'lonss 10. an turn
de gas.-Puck-
Il may have bitten Off more tina
can chew" remarked the bOa-cOnst
tor. as the young gazelle disappea
within It's capacious jaws; but. tn
fortune. don't have 20 chew"
It curled itself up for Il six-weeks' l
Chicago Tribune.
He-Er-these stories your fat
tells about the things he saw out W
you know. She-Wen? He-ougl
TO laugh at their improbability
Hllht nlLl llllA4A " tD-
10 pretend that I believe them: =
cInnau Enquirer.
First Cyclist-I always get ner'
when see a woman crossing the 81
ahead or me. Second Bicyclist-S
/. They have so many pins in
clothes that II fellow collides
them he Is almost sure to punctu
cire.-Spare Moments.
Sbe-l would ike marriage lice
He-Well-er-madam but il Is
tomary FOR the gentleman to
Not In this case-the gentleman
come. He objected, an for tin
looked as II there wasn't goin' 10 DC
wedding. Hell be able 10 be ar
tomorrow: so you can just give
me.-Judge-