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The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-03-24

Bread riots in Madrid and other
Spanish cities have an ominous signifi.
canoe to the New York Mail ana Ex.
press. They mean that too many OF
SPANS breadwinners have been taken
away from the farms and sent away to
fight hopeless battles in remote and
rebellious colonies.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-03-24
HE CUT NO ICF.

81 can get you job at cutting ice
if you want it, said the member of the
Association for extending Assistance
to the Worthy Poor.
'Tm much obliged" said Perry
Patetic, "but seein as how / don't cut
no ice socially, 1 guess I might jist as
we'll keep it up along other lines and
not bust me reputation. Cincinnati
Enunirar
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-03-24
A DOMESTIC USE.

'Tt is certainly wonderful how much
science can do for u.s.
eyes; Mrs. Frontrow has learned
to hypnotize her baby. and she didn't
miss a club meeting the whole week"
cleveland Record.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-03-24
A BRIGHT GROOM.

New Irish Groom Ito feed store)-
"Sind me up two bags of oats and
bale of straw"
Voioa from feed store-"All right.
Who for, sir?"
Groom-'The horse, ye blamed
fool, ye."-Punch.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-03-24
Street Sweenlngs Utilized.

Chelsea District, in London, utilizes
its street refuse 10y separating the rags
and paper, which are converted into
brown wrapping paper, while the rest
OF tue refuse is burned in the fur naces
Of the reducing works and the resi-
duun is used in briekmakiug.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-03-24

According to the annual report OF
the Civil Service Commission there
are row 81, l07 Federal places on the
lists of the classified service, while of
the 81 ,6l0 places as yet unclassifled
6,725 are fourth class postoflices
which the commission is anxious to
bring within the scope of its opera
tions
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-03-24
Russian MYdronnobIn institutes.

There are seven institutes in Russia
IN active operation for the treatment
of hydrophobia. The total mber of
patients treated between 1886 and
1892 was IA, 800, OF whom 265, or l.. "a
per cent. died. More than 5000 of
these were bitten by dogs and OF these
O.79 per cent died, while 62l we're
bitten by wolves and OF these 1926
per cent. died.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-03-24
GROUND FOR THE ACCUSATION.

Papa-'I ought to have that young
follow arrested for trying to get
money out OF me on false pretences.
Mamma-"Why, he's coming here
three or four times week pretending
he's in love with Maud. Puck.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-03-24
NOT BUNcoED, ANYWAY.

"Certainly," rejoined the Circassiau
girl, 1--WE are sold when we nre mar
ried, and it doesn't take us six months
or year to find it out, either"
Andthe beautiful barbarian glowered
back at her sister of civilized estate. -
Detroit Journal.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-03-24

Oounsel-"Well, after the witness
gave you blow, what happenedP"
Prisoner-"He gave me a third
one."
Counsel-"You mean a second one. ;"
Prisoner-"No, sir; landed him
the second one. Fun.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-03-24
1t was ont in Kansas that man re.

1t was ont in Kansas that man re.
Gently tickled former Senator Ingalls,
# - back of the neck, relates the
New York Telegram, In any other
State than Kansas such an act prob.
ably would have been considered fa-
miliar rather than eccentric. Kan
sas Probate Court jury came to the
conclusion that it was even worse than
eccentric. for the members adjudged
the Senatorial tickler to be insane.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-03-24

Sir Z. Watkin, the railway magnate,
says that the most costly piece of rail
way line in the world is that between
the Mansion House and Aldgate sta.
tions in London, which required the
expenditure Of close upon $40, 900, 900
n M ila
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-03-24
ENTANGLED.

Husband, think Mr.. Woozle is
very much in love with our Clara"
'Has he proposed to her p
'No, but he stole her photograph
taken at three weeks-out of the
family album. Chicago Record.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-03-24
ENOUGH.

She lat the masquerade balD-'Do
you think my costume becomingP"
He with enthusiasm -"Yes, indeed; I;
but you would be lovely in any dis
guise. "-Harper's Bazaar.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-03-24

The chief proof reader Of the Lon
don Times is a master of seven differ
ent languages, and can say rude things
in all of them when the condition Of
the copy affords sufficient provoca.
tion
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-03-24

The Court-"What is your age,
madam ?"
The Plaintiff -"Must l answer?"
The Court-"You must.
The plaintiff -"Why, Judge, I
thought people didn't have TO testify
against themselves. The Green Bag.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-03-24
END OF THE HONEYMOON.

She-'I'm sure you love me no
longer. Now do not deny it. can
see the change in you. I'm no fool.
You should have married somebody
stupider."
He-'I conldn't find one. July.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-03-24

One of the sensations that is denied
to the rich, declares Life, is the inde-
scribable thrill, the poor man feels
when he buys something he can't af-
ford.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-03-24
Thirty years ago Berlin was smaller
than Philadelphia, and now it A
larger by half a million.

Queen Viytoria is the owner of sixty
pianos. 1t is urged in extenuation,
however, that she doesn't play any Of
them,
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-03-24
AUDIENCE SUPPLIED THE EGGS.

The Villain eve made a bad mis-.
take last night. In the barnyard
scene we forgot the eggs"
The Comedian n-''Yes, but the audi
ence didn't"
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-03-24
ON THE PUMPKIN VINE,

ANKITT on d
Davisville are
connected by
the N. & d.
Short line, a
spur of the
Great Central
system, I h o
main track Of
W h / C b runs
through Davis
vile. Among
its patrons the
N. and d. is
co m m o n ! Y
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-03-24

just HE EhOUBhE,
"Yes, I've been hunting for him all
day. He seems very much engaged,
lately"
"He is; and both girls have found it
out. Puck.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-03-24
FINE CHOICE oF WORDS.

TIVE ChOioh UT NOhBSs
Editor-'I see you have written an
article on the boarding house."
Assistant-''Yes, sir"
Editor-"Re-h hash, isn't itP".
Truth.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-03-24

Sentiment and Frugality-That's All
"A Domestic Use "A Bright
GroOm-Proof Positive Etc, Etc.
Each day his roses as surprises
Come. II he knew, the stupid thing,
That in two months at present prices
He'd save enough to buy a ringl
Life
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-03-24
RATES OF ADVERTISING, f,

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Legal advertisements ten cents per Hne
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Marriages and delth notices gratis.
All bills Tor yearly advertisements collected
quarterly Temporary advertisements must
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The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-03-24
THE MERRY SIDE OF LIFE

STORIES THAT ARE TOLD BY THE
FUNNY MEN OF THE PRESS.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1897-03-24

THAT'S ALL.
"He's poet, isn't hep"
"Oh, no. He merely writes verses
for a valentine publisher. Life.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1897-10-08

4 great cOmmOtlOu seems 20 have taker
place among railway circles, owing 70 a
contemplated through car service between
the Pacific coast and Chicago which IS 70
operate one day each week. This IS not I
new departure by any means, rs the Den
yer x Rio Grande Railroad company and
its connections have been operating I
through car service between the Pacific
and Atlantic coasts, via salt Lake. Pueblo.
Denver, Kansas City and Chicago for
years, and three days each week. viz:
every Wednesday. Thursday and Friday
evening The cars for this through ser
vice are Of the latest Pullman design. and
are supplied with new clean linen and bed
ding throughout. \ Pullman porter IS as
signed 10 each car. These cars are under
the personal supervision of special excur-
siou agent, whose duty it is 10 see That
passengers are given every comfort and
attention.
For further information, apply 20 any
agent, or 70 B. F. Nevins, general agent,
or to H. NJ Gushing. travelling passenger
agent, D. * K. G. railroad, 5 West Second
South street, Salt Lake City, Utah.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1897-10-08

The editor Of the American Monthly Re
view Of Reviews makes some pertinent
comments on the recent shooting Of strik
ing miners by deputy sheriffs at Lattimer
Pa He shows that the local prejudice
against these foreign-born laborers was in
tense. that many Americans who haC
worked N the mines before the foreigners
came had drifted into other occupations in
the Pennsylvania towns and villages Of the
ca regions. and thatthe mine owners had
brought in more laborers than We're needed.
which helped to keep wages close 10 the
starvation point. These conditions 90 far
to account for some fine deplorable doings
at Lattimer
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1897-10-08

A great deal has appeared in the news
papers at different times about aluminium
its properties and its uses. IL was recentIl
announced that contracts had been signed
for the delivery in England Of ! 900 tons o.
the crude metal Of American manufacture
General interest il the subject has led the
American Monthly Review Of Reviews &
publish the first complete account Of the
discovery Of American process for the re
duction Of aluminium by electrolysis The
story Of this discovery (Which resulted II
bringing down the price Of the metal from
SIG to 81 cents pouudJ and its subsequent
application in manufacturing on a CONNER
cial scale is one Of the most interesting
chapters in the recent annals Of American
industrial progress. tt is another instance
Of the triumph Of Yankee ingenuity anc
energy. America now makes as much
aluminium in year as ali the countries Of
Europe together.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1897-10-08
Her Hand Was Saved.

From the Kansas City Journal: Will
IAN Lorts, who was conductor on the
Union Pacific passenger train which re-
Gently ran of a bridge near Byers,
Colo, relates an incident Of the wreck
that closely trends upon the horrible.
The chair car, says Mr.. LOrts. was
on end in the water After We had
carried the injured passengers out and
were about to abandon the car, heard
faint grOans. I took my lantern and
climbed down into the car. I found
woman with her head just above the
water. I got assistance and tried to
lift her out. but she was fast. and We
could not move her. I discovered that
she was held fast by her hand between
two seats. I called for an axe and told
her I would have TO cut her hand of
70 save her life. as the car was sink
ing fast. She looked at ME piteOusly,
but said nothing I took of my coat
and put it over her head so she could
not see the cruel blows with the axe.
Then she commenced to beg me not 10
chop off her arm. BY pure accident
found a piece of iron down in the water
and with this I managed TO pry the
seats far enough apart to release her.
1t was the heaviest lifting of my life.
We carried her of the car. and as we
reached safety the car sank from sight. /
Two seconds later and we would all
have been drowned.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1897-10-08

Every relation to mankind, OF hate or
scorn or neglect. is full Of vexation
and torment There is nothing TO do
with men but TO love them, 10 contem-
plate their virtues with admiration.
their faults with pity and forbearanee.
and their injuries with forgiveness.
Task all the ingenuity OF your mind TO
devise some other thing, but you never
can find it. To hate your adversary
will not help you: TO kill him will not
help you; nothing within the com
pass OF the universe can help you but
TO love him. But let that love flow ont
upon all around you. and what could
harm you? How many knot Of mys-
terry and misunderstanding would be
united by one word spoken in simple
and confding truth Of heartl How
many solitary place would be made
glad II love we're there. and how many
a dark dwelling would be filed with
light
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1897-10-08

found upon an analysis made
/ Of the water that instead of
containing lithia in large guam
titles. it was the home Of bill
lions of sewage bacteria, says the
Washington Post. This animal, while
not formidable Of shape, is even more
dangerous than the Bengal tiger, or
the Rocky Mountain goat. and acts as
the advance agent Of typhoid.
The great Northern Liberty well is
as old as Washington itself, and some
persons claim that It is even older,
being one Of the especial points OF
vantage noted in this locality by
George Washington when he was tray-
cling about the country looking for
a site on which to found a city bear
ing his name. And it is further
averred that when the father of his
country was a resident of the newly
founded city his body servant used to
Journey to the Northern Liberty well
each morning with jug, I'LL it with
the clear, sparkling waters Of the well.
and take it home TO be used as drink
ing water for the gallant general. And
even further. it is stated that after a
ball or reception. when the generals
home had been the gathering place for
convivial spirits, that the journey TO
the well was repeated several times
in the course OF the morning, and IL
is a well known fact that the general
was never a sufferer from headaches
Knowing all these things. it is not
strange that the inhabitants OF the
neighborhOod should have gathered to-
gether around the old we'll a few days
ago when the work of filing it up was
begun and uttered protests loud and
long against such an action. But the
employees Of the engineering depart
ment needed not the pleadings Of the
multitude, and proceeded with their
work the celebrated hole in the ground
was soon no more.
The water of this we'll was supposed
to have been identical with that sold
from a private spring not more than
100 feet from it.and which is advertised
as a panacea for all the ills that flesh is
HCAi ~ his "o1ct OL--So q MAJ net T
value of p cents a gallon, and it was
by many that with the well .
the spring might do more business. !
This suggestion carried no weight al .
the health Office, and the water from .
the private spring may not be allowed .
to be dispensed throughout the city .
much longer, as the report of the /.
health department for 1895 rates the f.
spring as uspicious-sewage bacte- 1
ria. and it is understood that a rec
will be made to the COM
that il be closed.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1897-10-08

The opening article Of AIcCIure's Maya
zine for October describes the rounding up
Of a great white elephant herd in Siam,
and the choosing out and bringing under
control Of such members Of the herd as are
required for the royal elephant stables.
II IS a spectacle the ike Of which is to be
seen nowhere else in the world, and il at
tracts great crowds Of people from all parts
Of the kingdom. The article IS very inter
estngly illustrated from photographs taken
by the author.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1897-10-08
Prospectors. Map OF Utah.

The Passenger Department OF the Rio
Grande railway has just issued an up-to-
date map showing all mining districts OF
record. together with an outline sketch Of
the older districts, and calling special at
tention TO several partially developed re-
gions which recently have shown import
ant uncoverings Of gold and copper, now
attracting notice Of prospec10Ts, investors
and others.
For copies OF this valuable map address
E. A. WADLEIGH, G. p. A, Salt Lake City
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1897-10-08

The readers of this paper will be
pleased to learn that there is at least one
dreaded disease that science has been abe
10 cure in all its stages and that is Ca
Jarrh. Halls Catarrh Cure is the only
positive cure now known to the medical
fraternity. Catarrh being a constitution
al disease, requires a constitutional
treatment. Halls Catarrh Cure is taken
internally, acting directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces Of the system
thereby destroying the foundation OF the
disease, and giving the patient strength
by building up the constitution and as
sisting nature in doing its work. The
proprietors have so much faith in its
curative powers that they offer One Hun
dred Dollars for any case that il fails TO
cure. Send for list of Testimonials.
Address F. ]. CHENEY < Co., Toledo,
Sold bv druggists &c.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1897-10-08
zion's Savings Bank and Trust COMPANY

zions Savings Bank and Trust Company
OF Nos l, and 5 Main street, Salt LAX
City, Utah, now have on deposit more than
million and half dollars They pay )
per cent interest per annum and compound
the interest four times a year. Deposits
are sent from ali parts Of the United
States Have you an account If not,
start an account NOW. Women and chi e
dren have the right to deposit in their own
name subject to their own order. Write
for any information needed. 81 and up
ward received.
MILFORD WOODRUFF, President.
GEORGE VI. CANNON, Cashier.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1897-10-08

What is your darling little baby
crying about, Mrs. Stebs?" oh. her
papa thought she wasn't old enough &c
notice, and went and bought her 1895
bicycle. Just like a manr'-Detroit
Free Press.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1897-10-08
FREE, IMPORTANT INFoRMArroN

To men plain envclope). How after ten
years fruitless doctonng, was fully re-
stored to full vigor and robust manhood
No G. o. d. fraud. No money accepted
No connection with medical concerns
Sent absolutely free. Address. Lock Box
2sS' Chicago, H. Send 2-csnt stamp
Convenient
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1897-10-08
HISTORIC OLD WE'LL.
TO BE FILLED BECAUSE OF
ITS DISEASE POWER.
A Great Health Giving Spring Pound
Dangerous Than the Bengal Tiger.

HE great Northern
Liberty life giving
Ponce de Leon
springs Of eternal
youth well, situate
ed on 5th street,
between I and K
streets northwest,
has been abandon
ed and filled up by
orders Of the COM
missiOners who
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1897-10-08

Louise Michel, the young anarchist, is
neither young nor pretty. Well, that is suf-
hcient 70 make any woman an anarchist
Chicago Record.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1897-10-08

Fish poisoners have so polluted the
streams near Valley View, KY. that
dead fish are washed ashore by the
wagon load
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1897-10-08

Managed TO Convey his meauing-Hans,
why do you take OF your hat TO that mani
Dot man vos nein Sweetheart mid d
golden hairs fader-Chicago Tribune.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1897-10-08

The Important Point-Doctor-You' be
on your feet il a week or 50. Patient
On my feet? But how soon viii be on my
wheel Puck
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1897-10-08

For children tething softens the gums reduces nhaa-
nation, ailays pain cures wind collie IS cents bottle
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1897-10-08
DOLLAR NEED BE
PAID UNTIL YOU
|. OS' ! ] M MooD

Seminal Weakness, Varicocele, Hydrocele,
Syphilis, GOnorrhoea, Structure, small
or shrunken organs. premature old age
and all other private diseases, whether
caused by ignorance, excess or cOnta-
G-on. no matter how severe, you can
consult DIR. C. W. SHORES. the uhN-si-
clan who has given his life TO curing
chronic disease. and be examined al
vised. treated and cured without paying
him one dollar until the cure is Erected
The doctor reserves the right, however
TO refuse any incurable case-if ne can't
Such an offer was never before made by
& responsible physician. and Dr. G. w
Shores is only able to make II because
ne positively cures these diseases. Don't
tors. bat consult the "Old Doctor and
be cured. BUSINESS SACREDLY con-
EIDENTTAI.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1897-10-08

convenient.
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1897-12-14
anna" the heavy voice was close

Anna" the heavy voice was close
behind US. We both started ii
guilty children. II request that you
will not allow your servant to speak
in that way of my future husband"
Land O massy, Miss Tilda, wharH
you think Of next!" gasped Josephine.
the gum shoe slipping from her
nerveless fingers.
1T is scarcely necessary for me to
answer that question:" a Aunt Tilda
passing from the DON with digniied
mien.
But what she did think OF next"
was to be married to Deacon Durfey in
less than a month. So peace settled
down upon our household Her de-
parture seemed to have a good effect.
not only on Josephine. but on her mis-
tress as well. We both grew more
womanly.
Josephine won her skates. and even
as I write these last words there
floats in at the window. mingling with
the scent OF apple blossoms and the
hum Of bees. a distant rumble Of the
'1ingtumvity" rollers.
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1897-12-14
\ COnssnble Lyuch~d

Fort Smith, Ark. December S.-The
dead body OF James Murray. constable
at ~Jennylind, a coal mining town in
Sebastian county. vas found Monday
morning lying by the roadside. He left
his home at Jennylind Sunday after
noon and went TO Bonanza TO arrest a
miner named Grant McBroom. for
whom he had a warrant. He captured
McBroom without trouble and started
with the prisoner for Jenny1ind about
midnight. That was the last seen OF
Murray alive. The constable's body
was found lying by the roadside next
morning about thirty yards from he
shaft of the Bonaza mine. His hands
were tied securely behind his body n
his neck was black and blue showing
plainly the print OF a rope which a
choked his life out. Blood oozed from
a dozen bullet wounds in the officers
body and his clothing was torn into
shreds. There was 10 rope near the
dead man but the imprints and lacera-
tons of the cuticle showed unCniStak-
ably in what ann the constable a
met his death. The coroner began an
investigation and it has been fully de-
ve1oped that he was waylaid by a mol
Of McBroom's friends, composed of
miners determined upon rescuing the
prisoner and that Murray was lynched
and the body cut down and placed by
the roadside. McBroom was arrested
today. Every effort is now being bent
IN discovering the members of the mob.
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1897-12-14

DR.. Niles Remedies"
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are sold By all drug
gists d 4 positive
guarantee. first bottle
benefits or money re-
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eases Of the heart and
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