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The indicator., 1897-06-05
WESTERN FARM NOTES.

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sh'te money !hst year increasing '"e ''''
'ut TINS year ny '"''''' p'unis'
one dairymnn In Jefferson county me
senerable John Churches Is making -''
pound, OF butter a week from ms thirtE
five cows. nnh Tie pr"dnct Is -'ln III 'h'
home market Mt good prices the year ROUND
!. 7. Felch ot the same county h""S hh'
wise ana we hear no Complaint ho"ul h"FH
times from rtch men as thes'-
1t Is estimated that 1t takes 10 pounds
Of butter at a good market to pay for the
keeping n one COW, At n standard of per
cent Of butter fat, that amount II butter
viii require about $50 pounds of milk
Therefore a COW must yield $3.50 pounds OF
milk to pay her way. In order To have a
fair profit 1t is necessary That she Yield
something like 5000 pounds of per cent
milk
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,r.,, ra.n,r vynriue arc now being
n,l. NV tbe lilo a,rk masters of central
Wyoming Trnin loads have been shipped
10y Robert Taylor, j. u N1odrun. henhrth
Mcdonald nni Dawn hiud' me wool
business OF the state hh- never peeh ~
NERVE as during fhc present season
Frrghters' teams loaded with wool haY" To
walt their turns IN order to uhloai az tue
warehouses
HOMEGROWN vegetables are beginning la
arrive on the Colorado market In large qunn'
ities aud in Ggst-cnss condition. The gar
icus around Denver. Pueblo aud Colorado
Springs are sending In ouinus, radishes,
suInach. pie plunt and lettuce. and good
lehl Of this stun is re- shipped to the noun
f1lu towns Rocky Ford Is shipping as
pHragus aud Canon city vegetables are
Ioslnuiu. tu appear. The short distance
has a marked effect on the freshness Of The
shipments and the advantage makes the
4uIe Of home truck much easier AZ n better
pricp than produce shipped from California
or the southern growing grounds.-Eied and
Farm
A .t.ap f,,,l.r. nr Iartmer comfy wiring
H., Vol N,,rI.t. and sheen sayss .,'Thc two
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The indicator., 1897-06-05

Denver. June 1.-The Decoration Day
road race YESTERDAY was II success. the
weather being fine. Alex. Struthcrs of
the Grand .Iunctia, wheel club won
first place and also time prize in :Oi:li.
The first ten place winners in order
of finish were: Alex. Struthcrs. 6. j.
w. g.; Harry Waits, Ramblers; Jay
Thompson, Arapahoes; u. j. Badger,
Handlers: +. a. Bennett. Arapahue
w. Robertson, broadway; G. II. Andcr-
son. Y. NJ. c. A.: Martin Mohr Arapa-
hoes; +. A. LESLEY, u. w. &.
Harry Watts of the HANDLERS won
second time prize one second behind
Alex. Struthers. and w q. Struthers
of Grand Junction took third time
priZp
The indicator., 1897-06-05

Chicago, June 1.-Judge GrOsscup of
the Federal Court to-day upheld the
liability of the city of Chicago for dam
ages 70 railrond property by reason of
the sti4kc OF 1894. The question was
before him on demurrer Of the city
to the suit Of the Pennsylvania com
parry for $4,000 damages at the
Brighton Park yards fire on the night
of July q. 1904. and II suit of the Yazoo
& Mississippi Valley Company for the
obstruction of S2O,OOo of property ut
Ono Hundred and Third street on the
sane night. The demurrer was DIS
missed.
The indicator., 1897-06-05

Atkins. Ark. June IA terrible ra &C
wsr IL in progress In Lee township.
lcpe county, five miles south Of At
bi1s, in which two or three men have
aI-eDdy been killed or fatally wounded,
and the community is In a state of
great excitement.
The trouble began Sunday night.
when gang Of three or four negroes
attacked two white men, Jesse Nick
els and ]. X. Hodges. with knives and
pistols. A terrible fight took place, In
which young Nickels was cut by the
negroes.
The indicator., 1897-06-05

Sacramento, Cal, May Ex-Governor
Budd has decided not to interfere in
the death sentences of Theodore Dur.
rant and Salter ID. Worden. The for
mer was convicted of the murder OF
Blanche Lamont at Emanuel Baptist
Church, and Wordcn was found guilty
of wrecking II train during the A. II. u.
strike three years ago. when Engineer
Clark and three United States soldiers
were killed.
Mrs. Durrnnt expresses her determi-
nation to be present at her sons exc
rIItiou,
The indicator., 1897-06-05

The financial necessities Of Spain are
evidently approaching a climax. 1t is
understood that the estimated revenues
for the current year will be only $780,
100000. while the interest on the ma
tional debt is 100000. Thus. more
than half of the total receipts are alb
sorbed in interest payments. The ex
penditure for the year, it Is true. Is
estimated at only s15O,OOO,OOO also but
there is a supplementary or extraordln.
airy budget of $4,000 900, ostensibly tc
be spread over six years. and to be de.
rived mainly from a new pledge Of the
Almaden quicksilver mines and a loau
from the Tobacco monopoly.
The indicator., 1897-06-05

A correspondent writes: 81 was drunk
on and of for over twenty years, drunk
when had money, sober when had none
Many dear friends i lost, and numbers
gave me good advice to no purpose; but,
thank God, an angel hand came at last In
the form OF my poor wife, who administer
cd your marvellous remedy, "Anti-Jag,"
to me without my knowledge or consent.
! am now saved and completely trans
formed from worthless fellow to Q sober
and respected citizen"
II "Anti-Jag" cannot be had at your
druggist, it will be mailed in plain wrapper
with full directions how to give secretly,
on receipt OF One Dollar, by the Renova
Chemical Co, GO Broadway, New York, or
they will gladly mail full particulars free.
The indicator., 1897-06-05

New York. May 3f.-Five young pco-
pie were killed and number of others
injured in an accident which occurred
this afternoon at Valley stream. Long
Island. A tally-ho, with party of
twenty one excursionists from the
Greene Avenue Baptist Church. Brook
Ign, which started out for days out
ing through Long Island, was struck
by a train of the Long Island railroad
at the Merrick boulevard crossing.
The indicator., 1897-06-05

A woman attending service in the
Park Avenue church, Syracuse, remoy-
ed her pretty spring hat, and sat with
uncovered head throughout the ser
mon. Some Of the Syracuse papers are
commencing her highly and say that
the custom of removing hats in church
should be just as much OF an item for
public comfort as it is in the theaters
The indicator., 1897-06-05

When the Roman Catholic church in
Portsmouth. Va, burned down the 9TH
err day, the Baptist and Methodist
churches Of the city offered the home
less congregation the free use of their
chapels until it could provide itself
with another edflce, and three Metho-
dist and one Episcopal clergymen
called personally on the priest to ex-
press their sympathy with him and
his people. This is the kind of spirit
that ought to dominate in all christian
sects.
The indicator., 1897-06-05

A New York paper publishes the por-
traits OF six footlights favorites of
twenty years ago. They are EmmI
Thursby, Christine Nilsson, Camilla
Urso. Maggie Mitchell, Lolita and Min
ME Hauk.
The indicator., 1897-06-05

1t is well always to bear in mind
that the powers-meaning the prlnci-
pal governments of the earth-are not
so ridiculous as they are made to ap-
pear by the newspaper reporters who
assume to read between the lines Of
diplomatic correspondence and lay bare
the innermost thoughts Of diplomatists
In endeayoring TO keep informed as tr
the leading political events Of the
world it is prudent to make allowance
for about one hundred per cent of error
In the writings Of the extremely pre-.
vious" reporters who are permitted "a
interpret the dnesse Of prime minis
ters and ambassadors.
The indicator., 1897-06-05

Beaver, June 2.-On account of jca.
ousy John NJ. Bell. II laborer twenty.
seven years old, residing at 1861 Gjlp.i
srrent, tried to murder Mrs. Florence
Booth mt O'Clock yesterday a<f~:-
noon. Then he committed suicide 10y
sending bullet into his own brn.p,
dying almost instantly. Mrs. Baotu
will recover.
The indicator., 1897-06-05

The reopening of the Panama scandal
seems to produce but scanty results, af-
ter all. OF the fifty-one members Of the
French National Legislature who are
shown by Arton's papers to have been
bribed by the canal company or. rath-
err to have blackmailed it, thirty have
withdrawn into private life, ten arc
dead and only eleven Of the least gull
ty remain in politics
The indicator., 1897-06-05

Mention is made of a Canadian VIII
can read the Bible in fourteen differ
ent tongues. and the newspaper in ten
languages. 1t might make for right
eousness" in larger degree. practical
ly considered were fourteen men to
read the Bible in one tongue, and to
leave some newspapers unread in any
tongue.
The indicator., 1897-06-05

Kansas is sending corn to the famine
sufferers of India. England will be
glad to ear it,
The indicator., 1897-06-05

The man who is praying in earnest
for a revival in his church, will make
his longest prayers at home.
The indicator., 1897-06-05

A nod is as good as a wink to the
Intelligent dispenser of soda water.
The indicator., 1897-06-05

Judge Wanner of Goshen, Ind. has
been trying a case over telephone
wire, and it is said to have worked
well. OF course there was perfect or
der in the court.
The indicator., 1897-06-05

A man never feels thoroughly at
home at house until he can smoke in
the parlor,
The indicator., 1897-06-05

consn.
whlteiaw Reid has been sent from this
country TO London as special ambassador TO
attend the Queens Jubilee.
Two Americans named Callahan and
Kline Interested In mines near Arueca.
Mexico. have been as,assinatel.
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| tnkIp,. ,,I,aria ,Ia.,,,,,.,ts ,ron, tho Con
rrcssionnI Ihrary was nned 5000
Am,,.soior Potter r,,n he,r,. nresented
ia President r,ur, n, tr,,,ca vns required
| 10 mai. Mi. address 4, FRENCH which he,
| did
Tho ,,I.r,t ,.ro.,,,r ,,,r,. ,o,,,, Min. ,pa,ct.
| -. 49, 49, 800 - a., ,,r...t
Jenf ,f rh'. st,,e N,,,,r,l RAM AZ Ior,ns.
port. Indiana.
| Nh, r.,., 900, -, ,,,.,. ,-tsi,
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| ~ 49, ~, 'u' ,'''''','i -" -, t.,
.. y,''''Yn' t'"1S p''HuSe 'i''S l''' '''
| -''"' ms" ID
| i"uo A''Hlt'' Tue Ahat'h'st, "nn gu AP'''
Ina 'as' attempted y" sthn Ming iun'"''''
Nn'e tne l"t!er was on uiN way 10 'n' t"''''
','''i''eu !" 'pp N''ies '''
| 'Nil 'hE"l''F u r. i'hiy nhs "''i Wv
'aenrd from "H'y NJ INC Ne" '"'N nay
| Na'HS anu IFnh'eu I'VE N'nrN '"'t % Nv
| -ehce' mus * 10 '"apl' MN I" P'oS''"''
| Arctic explorations
| dispatch from Rio d" Janclrn announces
| that revolt has taken place at the military
school there. The cadets eventually sub
| mitted to III" troops, after pitching th'ir
prins ami ammunition INTO me sea
In the Austrian Parliament the other d"y
n free fight occurred. The members over
| turned the desks, smashed inEStnndN' tuhE
| looks In the face II the spcatrrs, indnlgri
| IN coarse invecuv"', aud hnnlly came I"
blows in a general riot.
| III. sp,rrfary Of tho uuvy has accented
The indicator., 1897-06-05

1t is a clever man that can change
anothers political opinion, but a i've
dollar bill will often change his vote.
The indicator., 1897-06-05

Some people think they need health
when really they only need energy.
The indicator., 1897-06-05

The love that endureth all things
self-love.
The indicator., 1897-06-05
COLORADO BRIEFS.

unr between Victor anu toiOruup springs
The Western SIope Industrial and Com
morrlaI Congress will meet al Delta next
September.
r;nyerpor Adams has Amounted samuel y
! N,nI nrasfJ,nt az the Denver Roard of
| Public. Works
III. Denver Fir. and Police BOARD has de
1 tarmiuad nat IN allow nriz. fights or wine
rooms In thar ,dtv
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,,tti. -, - - -, " wv ''
] ,,.-t-, .,....- ,,.,..-,,,,
l,'l"tn : Hm'"N' Son I' 1'i', s..S', -
~ H"lnA 'i ho'NS r"r'' VIZ in'",'
I'''" ny 'he KICK OF morse lie" Jay "s'
Eh" daughters " Alfred l. Smlth OF
'unho Springs recently deceased are CON
i,NiaS his Will which len Nl''"' 10 Anna
H. MOORE Tue 'u'S leaa''''
] During an electrical storm SUNDAY hEht-
Ming struck ear If coal on The she track
] ar Altl Vista siding turrc miles south OF
{ Victor aud set the ear aud contents "ure'
] \ Telegram from Fort Worth, Texas, says
TINT line, OF Texas had agreed 10 a rate OF
$40 to Colorado points al Nh" time the 'hrlS-
] tinu Eudcnyor "NcursioulStS start tr"m MIS-
] souri, river poluts
The muu, woman mud child reported
] drowned Ia the Puuirc river near Greeley,
last wopk are now believed 70 have been
] murdered Icy Mexican who was with them
] and who las been traced TO wyoming
I The Grand Junction Water company hnv-
! ing refused $4,000 worth ~ city bonds for
| H., plant. the mayor was instructed 10 Sign
/ SGl uuO worth NJ new bonds with which to
/ build uluut 90 bee owned by the city.
] -rl,, First X,H,pnt RAM, n AIamo-a has
h.su 1ls.rlcl Law the Rank Of AamoSn.
/ Nrrssrs II schiller 4 gro. Of the latter In
| .rIruftau having pprrba-4,l the majority II
/
The indicator., 1897-06-05

Vim Cycle Company, Chicago, Ill, ara
Offering rare bargains in bicycles. It will
pay you to send for their large catalogue.
The indicator., 1897-06-05

"Arc the cherries nil Killed by the frost -
"No; we think we've saved few for the
robins"
The indicator., 1897-06-05

To Cure Constipation Forever.
Thke Cuscarets Candy Cathartlc l0c or no.
II C. @. G. fail 10 cure, druggists refund money
The indicator., 1897-06-05

The I;rndfor1 manuscript history Of the
Now Plymouth colony, the document for the
possession Of which Massachusetts had long
been anxieHs. was formally presented to the
commonwealth Of Massachusetts by Thomas
#. Bnyurd former United States ambass,l-
dor to England, before io'nt convention OF
the Legislature ON the 2Gih. Tho ceremony
OF delivering the manuscript took place In
the spacious chamber Of the House OF Rep
resentatives, and was Of most impressive
nature.
The indicator., 1897-06-05

Cattle on the plains Of eastern Colorado
are fast picking up aud have gained so much
flesh nlr"ndy TO be- able to withstand my
chilling rnins that may come. The lossns
the past winter have reached > per cent.
and have been no greater than usual. The
grass was very short mud thin last fail. but
must have been very nutritious to have kept
the cattle up rs II DID
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1897-08-06
The BOOkworm.

The little boring wood beetle attacks
books and will even bore through sew
eral volumes. An instance is men,
toned OF twenty-seven folio volumes
being perforated by n and the same
insect in such a manner that by pass
Ing q cord through the perfect round
hole made by it the twenty-seven.
volumes could be raised at once. It
also destroys prints and drawings.
whether framed or kept in a portfolio.
These poor insects have no conception
OF the value of the things they may
destroy. Any common trash Of closely
packed paper would suit them Just as
well, but in their ignorance they are
destroyers Of hat which Is Of value to
the world. They have their imitators
among humanity.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1897-08-06

In a government ~eport on building
and loan ASSOCIATIONS it is shown that
the total number of associations has
increased from 4,499 to 4,617; the num-
Der of associations reporting from a.
443 to 4,531; the shares outstanding
from 9,5oo,755 to 1886, 999, and the in
stallment dues dues paid in, paid up
and prepaid stock and profits, from
$37e, All ,289 to $449.643.O48. The assets
increased from $403.475, 1895 to $780,
659,734. Expressed in percentages the
number Of associations showed an in
crease of &c per cent. the number Of
associations reporting an increase of 2
per cent, the shares outstanding an in
creas Of 81 per cent, and the INSTALL
ment dues paid In. plus paid up and
prepaid stock and profits an increase Of
Fla per cent.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1897-08-06

BUSINESS shredwness and financial
ability are unfortunately not confined
30 the better class of merchants. At a
recent meeting of the Liquor League
OF OHIO. n of the officers remarked
That after a man was grown and tenn
perance habits formed he seldom ever
changed; and he therefore drew the
conclusion that for the success of the
liquor business missionary work must
be done among boys. "Nickels expend-
ed in treats to the young now will re-
turn In dollars after the appetite has
been formed" Even the habitual
drinker must stand appalled, before the
frankness of statement of such diaboli-
cal facts.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1897-08-06

Nothing new under the sum- said
the preacher" Yet many people think
that he did not foresee the bicycle. New
ertheless, Mr.. Yang Yu, late Chinese
minister to this country, declares that
they used bicycles in the Flowery
Kingdom twenty centuries ago. He
dds thai their manufacture was final
~ prohibited by the emperor because
the Chinese women rode so constantly
that they neglected their families and
domestic duties. This bit of satire in
dicates that Mr.. Yank Yu, has attained
a very intelligent appreciation of Oc-
c1denta! humor during his residence in
this country.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1897-08-06
s.Unhappy-Looking Man.

The saving of Louis XIV, IL etat
c'est moi a mere h%yperbole in his
case. is a sober verify in that OF the
sultan. The minute details of govern
ment are passed under his notice. The
appointment or discharge of petty OFF,
GERS. the hearing Of petitions, the right
ing of wrongs. or more frequently the
leaving of them unrighted, are all his
personal care. For the monstrous
abuses of his long reign he should be
held personally responsible, except in
so far as it is physically impossible
for any man to administer such a de-
moralized empire of 10000, 900 people.
A recent writer in the Chautauqua thus
describes the physical appearance of
the SHADOW of God on Earth" as he
is modestly designated: The sultan is
the most wretched, %pinched-up little
sovereign I ever saw. A most unhap-
DIV looking man, of dark complexion,
with q look of absolute terror in his
large, eastern eyes,. People say he is
rvo and no wonder, considering
the fate of his predecessor. All I can
say is that his eyes haunted me for
days, as of one gazing at some un-
known horror. So emaciated and I'M
natural is his appearance that were he
a European we should pronounce him
in a swift decline.-Excnange.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1897-08-06

inventions and new appliances fol-
low each other in our time with bewild-
erlng rapidity. The insecurity Of ten
ure by which steam holds it's place as
the most useful motive power for long
distances has been made apparent by
the success Of recent experiments with
electricity, carried by a third rail,
which were undertaken by an eastern
railroad. The president of the road put
the possibilities of the future in con-
crete form by saying, "Our locomo-
tlves may soon rollow the old stage
coaches to the scrap heap"
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1897-08-06
$|00 To Any Man..
WILL PAY 500 FOR ANY CASE
OF Weakness In Men They Treat and
Fail to Cure.

OF Weakness In Men They Treat and
Fail to Cure.
An Omaha Company places for the first
time before the public a MAGICAL TREAT
MINT for the cure Of Lost Vitality, Nervous
and Sexual Weakness, and Restoration Of
Life Force in old and young men. No
worn-out French remedy; contains no
Phosphorus or other harmful drugs. 1t ia
a WONDERFUL TREATMENT-magical in its
o~fects-positive in it's cure. All readers,
who are suffering from a weakness that
blights their life, causing that mental and
physical suffering peculiar to Lost Man
hood, should write to the STATE MEDICAL
COMPANY, Omaha, Neb., and they will
send you absolutely FREE, a valuable
paper on these diseases, and positive proofs
Of their truly MAGICAL TREATMENT. fhous-
ands Of men, who have lost all hope of a
cure, are being restored by them to a per-.
feet condition.
This MAGICAL TREATMENT may be taken
at home under their directions, or they will
pay railroad fare and hotel bills to all who
prefer to go there for treatment, if they
fail to cure. They are perfectly reliable;
have no Free Prescriptions, Free Cure,
Free Sample, or c. O. D.. fake. They have
s25O,OOO capital, and guarantee to cure
every case they treat or refund every dol
lar or their charges may be deposited in a
bank to be paid to them when a cure is
erected. Write them today.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1897-08-06
California Horse Thief's Ruse.

There is a clever horse thief in Jail
in Clayton, Cal. Some time ago he
stole a black horse at Big Bend. A few
days later the owner recognized the
animal, although the hair was no
longer black, but a bright sorrel. The
thief had blondined the horse and then
sold it to a farmer. The equine had
>een taught various tricks by it's own
er, and by them it's identity was IT,
tablished.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1897-08-06
cancer.

per cent of his funds. It now trans
pires that he knew what he was after.
From facts ascertained to-day the sto-
ny is as follows:
A party of four men came here last
month prospecting, leaving after two
weeks stay. A negro who was with
them now says they were after treas
ure, and that they found $4,000 on Anne
liza island. The negro stole their charts
and afterward gave them to George
Cause, a lumberman here. He and
Cause ~prospected, and on the first OF
the month found a box with $31 900 in
gold doubloons, etc, in it, according to
Hall. They were puzzled how to han
die it. The negro was sent by Cause
to Savannah, Ca, to change it, and he
left for New York with all the mon
ey.
Cause then sought Hall, and the lat
ter secured a state commission, so the
money would be all right if ascertained
that it had been found on state lands.
The negro was located in New York,
but the police there could not get him
home. Cause proposed that he should
20 after him and bring the money
back. He left here May Is, and has
not been heard from since. Hence
Halls share of one-quarter in the find
is hung up at present. 1t is the
opinion here that Cause found the ne
gro, forced him to divide, and that
then, rather than return and divide
with Hall, he went West, possibly to
Chicago, as he has relatives in ILL.,
nois.
The story is s~ubstantiated here by
the doubloons paid out by Cause before
he left, over 100 being in circulation.
They are old coins, we'll rusted, and
show evidence of having been buried.
Hall, too, states the story is correct.
Besides this, the hole has been found
from which they took the treasure, the
soil showing the impress of the box.
Scores of seekers are now out after bur-
led gold. Hall seems to think his share
is all right, as he claims he has a chart
showing another box, that he will seek
as soon as the weather permits, 1t be-
ing buried under water at high tide.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1897-08-06
Too Awful.

Mr.. Churchill is awful! I v
imagined anything was wrong with the
Rev. Thirdleigh-had such a nice wife,
too" Mrs. C.-"Gracious! Our min
ister-what has he done?" Mr.. c.
Left his wife" Mrs. C.-"For pity
sake! Left his wife! Where did he
go-what was the trouble?" MI. c.
"To heaven, I s'pose. DR.. Bigbills said
he had heart disease."-New York
Tribune.