The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1897-01-13
HIS FRIEND SMITH.
PERKINS TOOK HIM. 70 CALL ON
HoSPlTABLe GRlGSON.

Explained the Matter Tn the Kitchen.
How wrong IL Is for Clergyman not to
wear gnrb that indicates his profession or
at least to put on n white necktie and dis
creetly shave his chin and his upper lipl 1t
Is due to tho rest of the world which can't
treat clergyman exactly as 1t would any
9th or man, that 1t should know man as
a clergyman, or at least be able to suspect
It, At the very least a clergyman ought to
be introduced as the Rev. Mr. So-and so.
But how great blunder one may make by
not suspccting new acquaintance of be-
ing a clergyman is known at least to Orig
son.
Grigson is very far from being bad man
In any sense. He Is just jolly good fam
lily man, who lives in a suburb and likes
to have his acquaintance come to his house
and have an innocently convivial time.
But unconventional Grigson is rather
that. He is one of some thousands of men
who like to convey notion that they arc
great fellows around town, whereas they
are really the most Professionally housekeep
ing men in the world.
Well, one warm afternoon Grigson was,
with half dozen friends, sitting in a
camp chair on his lawn, when another
friend came up with u man in tow who
conf wbito dncl, tronsers and fan sbocs
nc ,r,s ,o,,,,r,,sh ,,,.n .nd bod a Hal,
n,,,st,,nho i,st to,,oha,, ,ri+h nrar His faos
hnd :, ,,lo,s.,,,. .,,,d ,,o,,;,i ,v,,nrss,,,,
mo friond Who hro,,q,t+ tho str,r,,or mn
introduced him IN Griosnn at opce ne Mr.
smith Gripson Welcomed him with
great cordiulity and introduced him Co all
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ti, o iV ON their fd p At the same time
mail ca,no mn ,yith n tr,v on which there
were SOME hotties and ol,sses HTust In
timo Mr. smith iuet in tin,e - exclaimed
Grioson. ruhbin1 bis hands "We,re hay
ing sor,e boar I should cav nv tho tineli.
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n ma Won cn,ro mn rho strectI Own nm now
and ;nrrease INV res,,ect for von bv do,ny
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stronger 10 urihk IMAM yea OF collee'
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W ~n's e'ioi he ilIehu WIZ hau prough,
Mr. Hi'ith was pecomihg very [seasy ana
seo'nou w oo orylns W seV OrA.,soh oge,
o pu' Sriesoh rueoieo Voiuoiy OH. ne onereo
MI mr. oinl.h cigar, ~hich was declined
t puv orlseoi' was ueteIi,ineo W DO nosp'oa
"a. uio III soihe way anu kep. On uihine tc
sno loMouihef' WIZ sii'Iieu III caPoiVac,
n inS WY Oh one Willis anu evluehtiy mac
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eaII.s'I ~ mhy, whaO are you
oaihins apouu solhs lor' you re going &c
soay VI ui,iner, po,h ol YOU ana you kho"
~, ne iooheu ao his wa1ch. lts o'oo
anu we uiIo a' o. MI olhlun' you ooh
iooA 40 Il YOU were III hurry You areh
soins " ioT t.'"t ieiiow urns yo" away az
sii s noui' lrus% MI smith, IN ract
nuu noo flsoh mheh MS irieha PROPOSED
Snao .noy so' nv sGen!eu' III l"ct, mucl
en. . nn, NJ hesi'ateu low ana was
toso. 1Iissun repenIeu us urSings' aho
no s'aiu W uihner' urlgsoh kepo chhtOer
ing away saine no one cnhhce 10 ge'
d. ms gar. Dy anu Dy .hey an "ehe IN u
uihhor' ahu MIs' uIigsoh' VINO, IL seems