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The times., 1897-03-28
How Wired Glass Is Made.

Wired glass, which is becoming much
desired article In building by reason of its
excellent fire-proof qualities is produced
by rawing a wire net through liquid glass
and running il through set of rolls, which
joins wire and glass to plate OF uniform
thickness. An efficient ntarrangementforit its
production consists Of a tank furnace, WIN
a slit in each of the two opposite walls and
rolls provided in front Of them. The work
ing room should be narrower and located
lower than the smelling room. In two op-
posite walls of the working room hori-
zontal slit is made closely above the level
of the liquid glass, the Sits being wide
The times., 1897-03-28
The President a Great smoker.

Secretary Long and Attorney General
McKenna are great smokers, but they
need not expect to keep up with the
tobacco consumption of the President.
Mr.. Kinley is probably the most contin-
uous smoker who ever sat in the presiden
tial chair. His intimate friends have fears
that the habit, if persisted n, will jure
his health Grant relieved himself occa-
sionally with a dry smoke, but Mr.. Nc
Kinley wants fire at the end of his cigar
all the time.-New York Press.
The times., 1897-03-28
TaImape and the Actor.

Here is story of Dr. Talmage's S train
ing by an actor To whom ne went W hen Il
young man. After telling him to give up
the pulpit and use a platform, he picked up
a Bible, and asked: "Do you believe in
this book, and that the choice of life and
death is here?" Mr.. Talmage said he
did. 'Then. why do YOU read from IL
and talk from it like this?" and the
teacher gave an imitation of average
pulpit elocution which his nearer recog-
The times., 1897-03-28

same time adapt every movement to the
swaying of his boat. Keeping her on an
even keel with success that is simply
marvellous.
There are many sharks in these waters,
and there are perfectly authenticated
stories of sharks cutting porposes in two
Just as the Indians were hauling them
aboard, but they don't seem TO mind the
sharks at all. driving them off with their
long spears, when they are too encroach-
ing, with perfect coolness.
Eastpolt, Me. is the market where the
Indians sell most Of their oil.
The times., 1897-03-28

nized as ludicrously exact. a demonstra-
tion of how an actor would read the
same passage followed. and the first lesson
ended with the pretty epigram: ''Y You
ministers press what you believe in such
a way that people do not believe it, while
we actors express what we do not believe
in such way that people believe we be
lieve it.''-Chicago Times Herald.
The times., 1897-03-28
Salt for Securing.

The best way to thoroughly cleanse all
pans, tubs and vessels in which greasy
dishes and saucepans have been washed,
and which have consequently become al
mcstlined with grease, is to seourthcm with
a coarse flannel rag, well damped and COW
cred with coarse salt. This plan is quicker
and much more efficacious than scrubbing-
New York Journal.
The times., 1897-03-28
Probably Not.

Angry Father Ito his son)-You never
saw me getting into scrape like that
when | was a boy.
F1ippant Son-No, don't think l ever
did TwinkleS.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1897-04-15

sF EINTE AMOS de experiences han de-
mostrado las propiedades t6nicas recons-
tituyentes de estas pfldoras, curandc I'd
t1siamente todas las enfermed adessoue ,dspenden
ii empobrecfmiento de Ia sangre por una ali
nentacion POGO nutriti-a, por habitsr en- luga-
a3medos y NAL ventilados por enferIneda-
9nteriorss.
Su ecei6n curatva es nny efcaz en- las pail
=.saciones de coraz6n, dolores de cahezs, inspe-
nGia, debilidad dolores las piernas, hi
opesfa. cansancio, sorderaa, zumbidos dc Of
marcos, paiidez de la piel, la que restitu-
20 su color natural: neteorismo. fores blancas,
asndes perdidas de sangre, falta de menstrua-
on, 81 abundancia 8 escasez para procurSr
J complete desarrollo de las i6venss en- In pu-
ertad, debilidad general, convalescencis de las
Intermediates agudas cr6nicas con tai que es-
Alteraciones morbosas sean sintomas de una
aafo.dnentid simple no de affection gene
3! de una lesion org$nics que reelamar&n en-
-ouces otra medication.
En- vista de los progresses de Ia terepeutica
de algnnos inconvenientes que So notaban en-
y pr&etica
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1897-04-15
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La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1897-04-15
Sc ha modificado Ia formula

i'll de ofrecer al publico una preparation dtil.
,egura rapida en- sus efectos, 10 que Sc COM
p~uchs por el uso tan generalizado Que Sc hSce
De ella toda Is isla
Con el In de preceverse de las muchRs imi-
tsclones que de esta formula Sc han hecho, Gu
vas propedades inferiores,' debe exigirss
que en- caJs eaja de legftima procedeneia. est6
Ia maTca de fabrica, en- la tapa superior IN sello
que dice: DIR. N. RBVERON. Msdico Ciruisno.
Ponce, Puerto Rico. en- la inferior, v su hrna
e. ei ado derecho de Ia faja exterior de esta ca
i.Fs. Ponce, Agosto 80 de 1895,
IVS(l Siendo ojeto de frecuentes imita-
- ~ clones las PILDORAS DEL DIR.
Rht s1RON hago presente, que las legftimas
son ias preparadas exclusivamente en- Ia acredi-
tsda farmacia de VALE y CANCIO, Que SOD
ios depasitarios de ls verdsdera formula, V los
6ntcos que estaa autorizados para usar mi nom,
ore en- dichas pfldoras.-DR. n. REVERON.
. Derosito en- las siguientes Farmacias: VA.
LIE CAECIO, Ponce.-GUILL LERMETY,
Capital-RIVERA, Arecibo.-ITURRINO, La
res.-ROvlRA ELVIRA; Aguadilla.-R0
DRlGUEz, Yauco.-FONT, Adiuntas.-zAVA
La Guaysnilla.-FERRER. Juana Diaz-BR
cASCES. Coanao--
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1897-04-15
Tarjetas Sc ha.
cen al minute.
vitaIidad Debi|itada,
Sangre EnpObrecida.

Lease 10 que la Zarzaparrilla del
DIR. Aver ha hecho por el reyerendo
padre L. T. Wilds, muy conocido
misionero de la ciudad de Nueya
York y hermano del difunto y emf
nente jueZ Wilds:
'Por muchos amos padeci de divie-
sos y otras erupciones de caracter
semejante causadas por sangre en-
pobrecida. Mi apetito era escaso y
Ia extenuaci0n Sc hab1a apoderado
del sistema. Conociendo las propie-
dades yaliosas de la ZarZaparrilla
del DR.. Aver por la experienced del
bien que habla producido en- otros,
procuremela y empece d tomarla.
Mi apetito mejoro desde la primera
dosis y la mejor1a Sc extendio mi
sa1ud ell general, que la actualidad
es eXcelente. Me siento un cientO
por ciento mas fuerte, cuyo resultado
10 atribuyo 4 la zarzaparrilla del
DR.. Aver, medicina que recomiendo
con toda conlianza como la mejor
que jamas Sc haya preparado para
Ia sangre."
Para todos los desarreglos origina-
dos de Sangre empobrecida Vlclada
y debilidad general, tomese Ia
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1897-08-10
SPRINGFIELD, Mo.

SPRINGFIELD, Mo.
GENTLEMEN: ] commenced taking P.
P. p, Lippman's Great Remedy, last
Fall, for Erysipelas My face was COM
pletely covered with the disease; l took
short course of P. P. p, and it soon
disappeared. This Spring l became
much debilitated and again took an
other course, and / am now in good
condition. consider p. p. P. one of
the best blood preparations on the
market, and for those who need a gem
eral tonic to build up the system and
improve the appetite consider that it
has no equal. viii say, anyone who
cares to try P. P. P. will not be dsap-
pointed in it's results, and l, therefore,
cheerfully recommend it.
ARTHUR WOOD.
Springfield, Mo.
Erysipelas and Scrofula cured by p.
P. F., Lippman's Great Remedy, surely
and without fail.
SPRINGFIELD, Mo.
GENTLEMEN: Last June / had
ankle. 1t grew rapidly, and soon eX-
tended from my ankle to my knee. 1
got one bottle of your P. 2. p, Lipp-
mans Great Remedy, and was agree
ably surprised at the result. The entire
sore healed at once. l think have
taken almost every medicine recon-
mended for scrofula and catarrh, and
your z. p. p. is the best l have ever
tried. 1t cannot be recommended too
highly for blood poison, etc.
Yours very truly,
W. p. HUNTER.
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1897-08-10
NOTICE TO THE PUBLIC.
STATE OF GEORGIA,

COUNTY OF GLYNN.
Notice is hereby given to the public that an
election will be held throughout said county at
the various election precincts established by
law in said county, on the twenty seventh day of
August, 1897, to determine the question whether
or not forty 40) bonds of said county of the par
value of one thousand $1,000 dollars each ag-
gregating total of forty thousand ($40GOO dol
lars, shall be issued by the authorities of said
county for the purpose of erecting and furnish
ing suitable court house building in said
county for the use of the superior. city and
other courts of said county and for the use of
the officials of said county. Said bonds to bear
date september first, Qst) 1897, to bear five %
per cent interest per annum from date of issue;
thirteen hundred and thrty-three dollars and
thirtythree cents ($l ,}3333) of the principal to
be paid off annually, one thousand ($l 900 dol
lars interest TO be paid semi annually, making
a total of two thousand $4,000 dollars interest
to be paid annually, andthe total amount of said
bonds, TO wit, $4,000, to be finally paid off and
discharged within thirty l30) years from the date
of issue, said bonds to be thirty GO year bonds
At said election the ballots cast by the voters
shall bear the words "For court house bonds'
or a gainst court house bonds"
}. 5. WRIGHT, Chairman.
T.. +. CONEY,
ii. Ill. HARVEY.
Commissioners of Roads and Revenues, Glynn
County, Ga.
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1897-08-10
Reasons Why Chamberlain's ChOlic, Cholera
and DiarrhOea Remedy Is the Best.

duu Oldl1uUUd A1VulUuJ 40 VhV OVoV'
l. Because it affords almost instant
relief in case of pain in the stomach,
collie and cholera morbus.
2. Because it is the only remedy that
never fails in the most severe cases of
dysentery and dlarrhOea.
3. Because it ls the only remedy
that will cure chrome diarrhOea.
4 Because 1t is the only remedy that
will prevent bilious collie.
3. Because it is the only remedy that
will cure epidemic dy5entery.
G. Because it is the only remedy that
can always be depended upon in cases
of cholera infantum.
Z. Because 1t is the most prompt and
most reliable medicine in use for
bowel complaints.
s. Because it produces no bad re-
suits.
g. Because 1t is pleasant and safe to
take.
10. Because it has saved the lives of
more people than any other medicine
In the world.
The % and SOC sizes for sale by
druggists.
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1897-08-10
ALL THE NEWS TN
COLORED CIRCLES.
A Department Devoted to the
DOings of the
Race.
THE CHURCHES AND SOCIETIES.
What is Transporting Among the COlOred
People in and Around
Brunswick.
THE CHURCHES AND SOCIETIES.
TT. G. CALHOUN, Editor

Mrs. Carpenters son, living on
South Amherst st. had the misfortune
to cut his foot very seriously one day
last week.
Dr. G. A. Blair and Mr.. Oliver Buggs
will leave today as delegates to the
Grand Lodge Session of the G.. U. o.
of o. F., which cOnvenes IN Americas
at 10 o'clock today. Messrs Il. M. Oil
yer and Willis Watson will leave also,
as delegates from Green Lodge.
The little child of Mrs. Minnie Pink
ney died yesterday morning at her
home, 305 South Amherst St, and was
buried at 8 p. m.
Miss Arena Wade, who has been
sick some time, is out again to greet
her many friends.
Mrs. Phoebe Hicks who for a long
time has been very sick at the home of
of her daughter, 1922 North Wolf st.,
still remains very much indisposed.
Mrs, Clara Summerald, who some
time ago went to Savannah to visit
friends, will return to the city soon.
Services were very we'll attended at
all of the churches Sunday.
Does it sleep "the sleep that knows
no waking?" The "mammoth's sleep"
guess.
Why, look here! Do you know that
Brunswick has a negro population of
between fourand five thousand? And
do you know that four-fifths, or 5000,
of them are paying rent Well, 1t is
true by actual court. Now let's
reason little. If you don't know 1t,
I'll tell you; you can, by paying
twenty or twenty-five dollars down
and SIX or seven dollars month, just
what you have to pay for rent, buy
you a home. Now why not every
negro in Bruhs wick own a home
You say you are not able, but you are.
You are compelled to pay your rent,
or, like the dodgers in the larger
cities, keep moving. Now the same
way you can pay rent you can pay for
a home; and in the course of few
years you stand some chance of own
ing it. But as long as you are content
to pay rent you are buying home
over and over again; yet have no hope
of ever owning it. Stop drinking so
much whiskey; stop gong on so many
excursions; setting big dinners. and
DONG so many other foolish things
and buy a home for yourself and
children.
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1897-08-10
To Buffalo.

For the Annual Encampment Grand
Army of Republic, Buffalo, N, Y,
August 23-2S the Plant system will
sell round trip tickets from Bruins
wick to Buffalo, N. Y, and return at
rate of $27 so. Tickets to be sold Au-
gust 20, 81 and % with return limit to
Sept. /, inclusive. Extension of limit
may be obtained to leave Buffalo not
later than Sept. 2 provided tickets are
deposited with joint Agent at the
point between Aug, % and ~ inclu-
siVe
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1897-08-10
Truth in a Nutshell.

Impure blood is the natural result
of close confinement in the house
schoolroom or shop,
Blood is purified by Hoods Sarsa.
parIlla, and all the disagreeable re.
suits of impure blood disappear with
the use of this medicine.
Ifyou wish to feel we'll, keep your
blood pure with Hoods Sarsaparilla,
Hoods Pills are the best family ca
thartic and liver medicine. Gentle
reliable, sure.
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1897-08-10
Cheap Rates.

The Southern railway will sell, on
August II, 10 and IA, tickets to Wash
ington, D. c., Richmond and Norfolk,
Va, at the rate of one fare for the
round trip, with a final limit fifteen
days from date of sale. Tickets will
also be sold to New York, Baltimore
and Philadelphia at the following
rates tor the round trip: New York,
5000; Philadelphia, $2l9O; Balti-
more, 500 80.
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1897-08-10

large stock of vhiskles, brandies,
rum, GIN; also a complete stock of
cigars and tobacco at PIG Bay street.
Telephone 1876 A. r. Newman, prop.
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1897-08-10
CURED AT q YEARS.

Dr.. Niles New Ecart Cure Victorious.
mo other medicine can show such a record.
here 10 Il Vcritable patriarch, 73 years Of
age' with strong prejudice to overcome, who
n I;u IGtet AIsSStoo ~ Gc-.fS. lie took the New
IiCuFt NU.C and is row sound and well.
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1897-08-10
To Washington.

On August II, Ii and II Plant sys-
TEN will sell round trip tickets from
Brunswick to above point and return
at rate of one fare for round trip.
Final limit Is days from date of sale.
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1897-08-10

P. P. P. cures all blood and skin dis
ease, both in men and women.
rheumatism, which makes mans life
hell upon earth, can be relieved at
once byP. P. p, Lippman's Great REM
edy. 1t makes PERMANENT cure.
?. P. P. is the great and only remedy
for advanced cases of catarrh. Stop
page of the nostrils and difficulty in
breathing when lying down, P. P. p.
relieves at once.
p. P. P. cures blood poisoning in all
its various stages, old ulcers, sores and
kidney COMPLAINTS
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1897-08-10

No. ZIG Bay street Is headquarters
for the original Budweiser and Pale
beers, at Wholesale and retail.
The times., 1897-04-09
Her TelPGraIn.

The young lady in the sable cloak rushed
into the telegraphofficea and raped sharply
on the counter with the inkstand. The
clerk came forward to see what she wanted
this time oh" she said, 'let me have
that tclegramI wIot e ahoutfift minutes
ago. l forgot something very important.
| wanted to undersCore the words per
fectly lovely in acknowledging the receipt
of that bracelet VIII it cost anything
extra?' NO, ma'am," said the clerk, as
he handed her the message.
The young lady drew two heavy lines
beneath the words, and said: Its awfully
good of you to let me do that. 1t VIII
please Charlie so much. " Don't mention
it," said the clerk. "If you would like
/ will put few drops of nice violet eX-
tract on the telegram at the same rates"
"Oh, thank you, sir! You don't know how
much 1 would appreciate it, I'm going to
send all my kilograms through this office,
you are so obliging." And the smile she
gave him would have done anyone good
to have seen, with the possible exception
Of Charlie Detroit Free Press.
The times., 1897-04-09
A PECULIAR FACT.
Thousands of People Have Dys-
pepsia In Its Worst Form and
Do Not Know 1t.

A weak stomach is the cause of about
Dine-t entns of all disease, yetin most cases
the wrong thing is treat ed and the true
cause overlooked
This is because weak digestion pro-
duces systoms resembling nearly every
disease because it wea kens and disturhS the
action Of every nerve and organ In the
body: roor digestion causes heart trouble,
kidney trouble, lung weakness and es-
necially nervous break down or nervous
prostration: the nerves cannot stand the
wear and tear unless generously fed by
well digested, wholesome food.
Keep the digestion good and no one need
fear the approach of disease.
Mrs H. NJ Lee of Rochester, N Y,
writes: For the sake of suffering hui
manity l want to say that from a child
had a very weak stomach, threw I'D my
food very often after eating, and after q
few wears nervous dyspepsia resulted, and
for more than twenty years l have suf-
fered ineXpresslbly-,
| tried many physicians and advertised
remedies with only temporary relief for
nervous dyspepsia, and not until / COM
menced taking Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets
last September, six, months ago, have l
been free from suffering caused by the
condition of my nerves and stomach: in
short, chronic nervous dyspepsia.
| have recommended StuarU's Dyspepsia
Tablets 10 many Oh my ilends and now l
want in a public way, to say they are
the safest, pleasantest, and, I believe,
surest cure for stomach and NERVE troubles
l write my honest opinion, and l will
gladly answer any letter of inquiry at any
time, and feel that am, In my small way,
helping on a good cause
Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets Is not
patent medicine, but they contain only
the fruit salts, digestive acids and pep
tones necessary to help the weak stomach
to promptly and thoroughly digest food.
Ali druggists sell Stuarts Dyspepsia Tab
lets at so cents for full sized package, and
anyone suffering from nervous dyspepsia,
sour stomach headaches, acidity, gases,
belching, etc, will find them not only
quick relief but radical cure
Send to Stuart Co., Marshall, Mich,
for little book describing cause and cure
of stomach troubles, giving symtoms and
treatment of the various forms of indiges-
ton.
The times., 1897-04-09
FORESTS And THE FLOODS
Prof. FernOw Points Out Danger of
Denuding Timber Lands.
Ruthless Destruction of Them
Tends to Aggravate Annual
InundatiOns.

In view of the unprecedentedly heavy
| portion of the most fertile section OF our
| country, the question Of efficiently checking
the great volumes of water which ann Tally
rush down our Western rivers is extremely
important Prof. b. E. Fernow, chief of
the forestry division, Department OF Agri-
culture, who has devoted much stud . to this
subject, being approached upon this matter
by Times reporter yesterday, said
Il am very conservative on this sub ject,
for as long as we have rain and sno W floods
are bound to occur, and there are many
other things, such as climatic conditions,
the topography and geology or stratifica-
ton Of the soil, as well as the nature Of
the forest growth itself, which must be
taken into consideration; but / can say
unhesitatingly that the destruction of the
forests around the headwaters of rivers
tends TO greatly aggravate floods in the
valleys below. The cutting OF timber in
the forests around the headwaterS OF the
Mississippi River and its affluents has
been carried to an alarming extent, and
this OFFICE has now in preparation a cir
cular showing conclusvely that at he pres
ent rate of consumption all our forests
of coniferOus trees in the Northwest VIII
be totally destroyed within the next decade
''The effects OF iores st growth in restrain
ing flood waters are TOO many and too
obvious TO require much present discus
sion. The spongy soil OF the forest floor
naturally retains large percentage OF
heavy rainfall or a melting snow, allow
ing 1T to escape more gradually. Besides,
when the soil is denuded the sand and
gravel from the upper areas of a water
shed are washed into the river bed, thus
rendering the natural channel more shallow
and rendering the adjacent land more
liable TO overflow.
Unquestionably the force OF the floods
in the Mississippi Valley can lie modified,
but the process must necessarily be slow
The most effective policy in my Judgment
is for those States which own the head
waters OF the Mississippi and its tributaries
TO create forest preserves, which they
are beginning to do. A bill is now Eend-
ing in the Minnesota legislature to create
a State forest reserve. a large section of
forest land in the Rainy Lake region should
be turned into Government forest reSer-
walton. The gradualr ecupera ton OF burn L
over lands must also be attended to. We
have made arrangements to do this, eN-
per ermentalIy, in connection with the
Agricultural EX pertinent Station at Grand
Rapids, MINI.
II cannot see that the DingIey bill or
any other tariff measure can have more
than n theoretical effect upon our forests,
although 1t might effect the lumber in
terests. The Canadian forests are nearly
as badly depleted as our own, and, bestdes,
of all the lumber used in this country only
about l per cent is imported >
The times., 1897-04-09
His Hour Off,

One of the eleading banking firmsin Paris,
on the recommendation of a London cor
respondent, engaged an English clerk of
the name of s.. For about three wears
the mans punctuality was almost I'M
precedented. He came to his work at o
in the morning and did not leave the office
before the last stroke of 5. Besides dur
ing the whole time he never asked for a
holiday,
One fine morning, however, to the great
surprise of his superior, s. blushingly
craved PERMISSION to dissent himself for an
hour on the following day.
Next day at / 2 he left the office. It
was observed that a carriage stood wait
ing for him a the door. At / O'Clock he
drove up again in the same carriage and
resumed his calculations, as cool and self
possessed as If nothing had happened.
This short absence puzzled the brains of
all the employees in the bank. The princi-
pal himself, eager to obtain the solution of
the enigma, invited his paragon of clerks
to dinner Between two glasses of claret
the banker said:
''You will not think me indiscreet If
ask you what you did with yourself In
that hours leave of absence you applied
for last Tuesday,"
''Oh, dear, no. replied s. 'sThe fact
Of the matter is, 1 went and gotmarried.,
-Lond on Figaro.