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The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-07-10
The Minds v

1t will probably be news to most peo-
pie to hear that rudimentary traces of
a third eye exist among all vertebrates.
including man. In the human race this
third eye forms part of the pineal gland
"a small mass about the size Of a pea
in almost the very center of the brain.
Possibly, therefore, there was more ao-
tual truth in the we'll known expression,
1.-THE minds eye" than its originator
ever dreamed of.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-07-10

Who is that sprightly girl over
there7''
That's Miss Binks, who took part in
the amateur theatricals last night"
And who are those 10 tired looking
women near her?"
Those are her mother, sister, aunts
and cousins who helped her get ready. -
Chicago Record.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-07-10
The Mind.

At the Vagabonds' dinner Sir John
Robinson said he remembered in 1870,
when the air was full of war and the
news intelligence thrilling, he met a
nan of science who asked, my dear
fellow, when are you going to give us
something Of interest in the papers
something about sun spots?" This was
not a scientific joke, Sir John assured
his audience, but al actual symptom of
that mans mental condition. West
minister Gazette.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-07-10
THE CAT.

Speak very pleasant to the cat.
Remember, II bereft
OF one life. which is dear to her,
She only has eight left.
And then suppose that life is sad
And often 1t is So
Think tenderly how you would feel
With nine to undergo.
Good friends. to cheer a single life,
That Q q deed well done.
Remember, he who cheers nine cats
Cheers really eighty-one.
Boston Woman's journal
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-07-10
ObIiging Men.

She observation-disclosures occupying
front seats in a theater who take off
their hats show as much consideration
for others as men do.
He-No, they don't. Many men in
the front row don't even wear any hair
on their heads. Brooklyn Life.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-07-10

Fenderson-Did you hear about
Snideleyp He was bitten by a dog
day before yesterday, and they say
modification has set in.
Fogg-Td don't wonder that the ami
NAL feels mortified, but he ought to
have thought before he bit Snideley.
Boston Transcript.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-07-10
In Chicago.

II confess the building is not what
/ expected to find it" said the visiting
southerner, who was taking a look at
the Masonic temple for the first time.
Wherein does it come short?" asked
his northern brother.
1T comes about IL stories short of
my expectation, rejoined the visitor.
"That is all. Isupposed the highest de-
gree members met on the thirty third
floor. Chicago Tribune.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-07-10
Shelby and the Negro,

The late Confederate General Shell
by stood up for the rights of the me-
gro on one occasion in a way that
entities him to high praise. When
he was appointed a United States
marshal, he selected Lee jackson, a
negro, as M of his deputies. He was
severely criticised for this by some
southern papers, but he refused to
weaken and justified his act in the
following reply: 1.-The young man
is competent to render effective serv-
ice in lines where white men cannot
do as well, perhaps, as he will do.
appointed him for efficiency and
have no patience with that senti-
ment that gropes always among the
tombstones instead of coming out
into the bright light of existing life
and conditions. The negro was al
ways faithful to his people when a
slave. He has been no less faithful
to his friends since he has become a
freeman. He is becoming useful in
ways never dreamed of before the
war, and it is unmanly to deny him
the right to do for himself every
thing that will improve and better
his condition. TRUST that this is the
last l shall have to say in defense
OF my official action. am right in
what l have done, anu ay the right
l propose to stand. New York
Tribune.
He Sometimes Escapes.
Preacher-And do you always say
your prayers at night?
Johnny-Not allwus. When pa don't
come home to supper, ma gifts so excited
and tears around 50 that she fergits,
and l sneak off to bed without sayin
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-07-10
A Consolins housh

Bramble-Yes, I'm ugly,7I know I'm
ugly, but there is one great consolation.
Friend-What Is thatS
Bramble-n ever I should become great
and the American people should ~xesolvs
20 erect q statue to my memory, they
won't be able to make me out any uglisu
than I am.-Nsw York Weekly, ywsa
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-07-10
A Question of Crops.

Farmer-If this weather keeps up,
it'll bring things right out of the ground,
won't it?
Widower--I hope not. I've got two
wives there already New York Sunday
Journal.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-07-10
Why He's

II wonder, said the sweet young
thing, why a man is always scared
when he proposes?"
"That," said the chronic bachelor,
lis his guardian angel trying to hold
him back. indianapolis Journal.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-07-10
Knew What He Was Doing.

young Higginside married, you say,
on $40 a week? That took nerve any
how. What was he working at?"
Nothing. 1T was the girl that was
earning the $10."-Chicago Tribune.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-07-10

We know a woman of rare intelli
gence and sturdy common sense who.
just before the death Of any one in her
family, sees her sister, who died year.
ago, smiling at her and combing be,
mxuriant hair.-- Boston journal
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-07-10

Seldum Fedd (at the door)-I'm will.
In an anxious to work, lady. but I can't
git nuthin to do at me. trade.
Mrs. Flint-H'm! What is your trader
Seldum Fedd-I am a kleptomaniac,
lady!-New York Sunday World.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-07-10
Koran Arabic.

The Arabic used in the Koran differs
as much from the Arabic used in or
binary conversation and intercourse in
the east as the Latin differs from the
Italian. The Koran Arabic is that of the
literary classes; the %colloquial Arabic
that Of the common people.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-07-10
England's Largest Orchard.

The largest orchard in Great Britain
is at T%ottington, in the county of
Gloucester. 1t is 500 acres in extent and
in some seasons yields its owner. Lord
Sudley, a profit of $50, 900. The trees
are chiefly apples and plums.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-07-10
He Sometimes Escapes.
sha s-uspected III.

why, Mrs. Parvenu. this is unmis.
takably an old master. y said the enthu-
siastio caller. +
THAT'S just what I told John. I'll
send it back to have it r~epainted and a
new frame put on. Detroit Free
Press. :
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-07-10
Both Veterans.

The Colonei-Why not take me 70,
better or for worse, Miss Flightys We'rs
alike in n respect, at all events.
She-And that is
The Colonel-We've both figured in
a good many engagements London
Tit-Bits
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-07-10

Mud wasps manifest great ingenuity
not only in building their nests, but in
placing them i'll localities where they
will not be injured by rain or predictions
animals.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-07-10
A Peg In Every Hole.

Blinks-The world has a place fo1
everybody.
Whistles. The only trouble is
there's generally somebody else in it.
Brooklyn Life.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-07-10
And without Gloves, There.

Pogram-Fighting is prohibited by
law in every state except one.
Mrs. P.-And what state is that?
P.-The state of matrimony!-Up to
Date.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-07-10
A Pessimist.

Benedict-Do you think a man will
have bad luck if he gets married on
Friday?
BatGhellor-Oh, l don't think it
makes any difference whether it's Friday
or not Yonkers Statesman.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-07-10

The verbena is indicative of sensibil-
ity. This plant is said by some natu-
ralists to display almost animate reason
in choosing its habitat.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-07-10
From New York to Apia. via Sai
francisco, requires 2S days.
A Recommendation.

First Passenger - Yves, 1 know I
st-stutter terribly n-now, b-but I'm 60
ing up tito N-New Y-York to DIR.
F-Fixem flor it.
Second Passenger - H~-h-h-h-h-he's
the m-m-m-man that c-c-c-c-c-cured
m-m-m-mel-New York Sunday Jour
nal.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-07-10
A Way He Has.

Cumso-Kilduff borrows a s. bill and
is off like a shot.
Cawker-Yes, it is touch and 60
with Kilduff. New York Sunday Jour
nal
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-07-10

For over 400 years every Parthian
king bore the name of Arsaces in add
tion to his own.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-07-10
Wanted-An Idea ! " :s$ g. q. d

Protect your ideas; they may bring you wealth..
Write John WEDpERRURN 4 CO., Patent Attor-
neys, Washington, D. c., for their 3i.6D prize ofer
and list Of two hundred Inventions wanted.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-07-10

ARRIVE AT HELENA.
Northern Pacific time card in effect Apr. q. 1897.
No. 1, Pacific Express, west bound 7:aO a. M.
No. 2, Atlantic Expires. east bound, 10: 100 D. m.
No. 8, Marysville mixed. daily except
Sunday. ...... ......... ....... 9:30 a. M,
No. 9. Wickes and Boulder mixed dai-
ly except Sunday, runs from Basin
fon Mondays, Wednesdays and Fri
days, from Elkhorn on Tuesdays,
Ihursdays ana saturdays. .......... 5:35 p. M.
NO. lU, hln1lnl mixed, tuesdays only 2.J0 p. m.
DEPART FROM HELENA.
No. /, Pacific Express, westbound, 7:s0 a. m.
No. I, Atlantic Express, e~astbound, 1910 D.. M,
No. 2. Marysville mixed, daily except
Sunday: 3:sOp. m.
No. 10, Wickes and Boulder mixed,
daily except Sunday, runs to Basin
Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays,
to Elkhorn Tuesdays, Thursdays
andiSaturdays 49,. 7:35 a. m.
No. iol, Rimini mixed Tuesdays only 1880 a. m.
Through tickets to Japan and China. via Ta-
coma and Northern Pacific Steamship Co.
For information, time cards, maps and tickets
call on or write
"A. n. EDGAR.
GENERAL AGENT, HELENA, MONTANA,
CHAS. S. FEE, G. P. & t. A.,
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The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1897-05-20
TIME FOR WORK.

The Oglethorpe bi-centennial pro-
ject has attracted considerable atten-
ton throughout the state. All are
agreed that Georgia could do nothing
better than unite, next year, in cell
ebration In honor of the illustriOus
founder of this commonwealth.
THE TIMES hopes that Brunswick
will be prompt to take steps toward
arranging this cele bration. AS has
been shown, this city is, in every re-
spect, the most appropriate place for
its observance, and the citizens should
JOIN together in united effort for the
benef fit of their town.
Organization should be accomplish
ed at very early date. The energetic
business men of the city should take
hold of the matter at once. 1t rests
with us to show that we can do some
thing.
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1897-05-20
anew DISCOVERY blythe SHAKERS

For more than hundred years the
Mount Lebanon Shakers have studied
the cultivation of medicinal plants
and sought to extract from them their
healing essences. Their labor has not
been spent in vain. They have made
a discovery that will prove blessing
to mankind. 1t consists of cordial
that causes immediate relief in cases
of indigestion. The Importance of
this discovery will be apparent when
we realize that nearly nine-tenths of
our suffering are caused by dyspepsia
and indigestion. Nearly every person
you meet has this digestive trouble
in some of its varied for1ns-sick head
ache, distress after eating, palpitstioD
of the heart, ETC., are bnt symptoms of
indigestion. To relieve these suffer
lngs has been the study of the Shakers
and they have succeeded The reason
the Shaker Digestive Cordial has such
an immediate and salutary effect is
that it causes the food eaten to be di-
l
gested, for il is the undlgested food
that causes the distress. The Cordial
causes he food to be digested before
there is time for it to ferment and
sour on the stomach. When the food
is so digested it gives strength and
vigor to the feeble body, makes one
feel bright and cheerful, and makes
one gain in flesh.
The Digestive Cordial is so prompt
in its action that the very first dose
will have a perceptibly favorable re-
suit. 1t gives immediate relief.
Every druggist has been sent a sup.
ply of handsome Donkey Puzzle
Books, and a copy may be had for the
asking. 1t tells all about the Cordial
as we'll as Laxol, the new castor OIL.
Try twenty-five cent bottle of Di-
gestlve Cordial and see what 1t will
do for you.
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1897-05-20
Some Ex-Scnators.

There was a remarkable array Of ex-
senators Oh the floor Of the senate Here
is the list Senator Paddock Of Ne
braska, ex-senator Bruce of Mississippi,
ex-senator Hunton of Virginia, ex-Sen-
ator Clayton of Arkansas, ex-senator
Corbett of Oregon, ex-senator Sanders
of Montana, ex-senator Kellogg Of Lou
isiana, ex-senator Pugh of Alabama
ex-senator Mitchell of Oregon, ex-Sen-
ator Hiscock of New York, ex-senator
Fowler of Tennessee and ex-senator Ed
munds of Vermont. An extensive page
i'll history is covered by these Names
reaching away back over a quarter of a
century to the stirring days when Pres
ident Johnson was impeached. Senator
Fowler voted against conviction. Sen
ator Corbett, now i'll his seventy first
year, is another old timer kellogg and
Clayton are reminders of the reconstruc-
ton days, and it was rather interesting
to note how the friction Of that period
has disappeared, for Clayton, the one
armed Arkansas Republican, and Sen
ator Berry, the one legged Arkansas
Democrat, hobnobbed socially and in
deep conference together Oh sofa --
Washington Post.
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1897-05-20
A SERIOUS MATTER.

The petition to save Lowry's neck
from the moose will no doubt have
many signers in Brunswick. The in
direct nature of the evidence which
convicted him, the demeanor OF the
man, the strong possibility that the
law may be making a terrible mistake
all these circumstances should be
impressed upon the governor in behalf
of the old fellow who now stands in the
shadow of the gallows.
The peculiar constitution of the av-
erage petit jury was never more forcI-
bly, illustrated than in the murder
trials which occurred at the last term
of Glynn superior court. In one case,
that of Lowry, there was no direct evil
dence of the killing. No one saw the
shot fired. There was only the uncor-
roborated statement of the murdered
man, made sometime before his death,
and the evidence, also uncorroborated,
of remarks made by Lowry, after the
shooting took place. The other case
was that of a st. Simon negro who
walked into store and shot
down the proprietor. There were eye
witnesses to this crime. 1t was With
out palliating circumstance. Lowry
got the death penalty ; the negro was
recommended to mercy.
Great care should be taken in the
case of this friendless and homeless
old man that justice does not outstrip
herself in her eagerness to execute
the sentence of the law.
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1897-05-20
A Joke on the lockers.

81 have a friend over at my home
town in Wisconsin, told drummer
who regularly comes to Detroit, "that
was elected to congress before he ever
knew he was candidate.
"You know what complete political
whirl things took in 1890 In our dis
trict the fellows of my faith had just
been going through the form of nom
mating and voting for years. Not one
of our candidates ever got turn at the
public crib. 1t was a standing joke, but
we were too proud to abandon our Or
ganization. I'll not give his real name,
but call him Jim Huff. He was as big
hearted fellow as ever lived, CHEEKY
as a May morning and born joker
That summer he had gone to South
America to- dn some prospecting, and
we heard from him only about once in
two months.
''When we held our convention. some
of us thought it would be a good one
ON Jim to name him for congress while
he was not there to protect himself We
did so, and just to keep the sport going
we got out posters and filled the papers
with opinions of Jim that Landed him
to the skies We committed him to all
kinds Of reforms, attributed to him all
the qualities desirable in statesman,
boasted of his irresistible eloquence and
lamented the fact that temporary i'll
ness kept him away from home. The
fact was that he was as hearty as a To-
connective.
'When the returns came in and show
ell that Jim was elected, we were the
worst fooled lot Of fellows you ever saw
and were as ratified as brood of chick
ems with hawk fluttering overit. We
organized an exploring committee of
three to find Jim and notify him. When
we did find him, way down in Peru, he
just gave us the laugh, and the district
had to hold a special election. De
troit Free Press.
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1897-05-20

Many reader of the Fictitious ad-
ventures of the famous hero of the
"Munchausenaid" (Which was first
published in English at Oxford during
the lifetime of this prince of all liars)
has no conception that the hero was a
real person. Baron Hieronymus Karl
Friedrich Won Munchausen was a Han
overian nobleman. subject of our first
three Georges. He was born in 1920 and
died in 1891 lie took service in Rus
sian cavalry regiment, but retired III old
age to his ancestral estate at Boden-
Werder, i'll Hanover, where he became
notorious for the magnificent lies about
his military adventures with which he
used to entertain his neighbors at his
hospitable board. A collection of these
stories, entitled Vademecum fur lustige
Leute, was published at Berlin in 1871,
without the Baron's permission. The
English work, Baron Munchausen' s
Narrative Of His Marvellous Travels and
Campaigns In Russia, was an expan
sion and improvement of the Berlin col
lection. English Exchange.
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1897-05-20

Although Scotia is now known to
mean Scotland, it once was the name of
Ireland. Two centuries before the birth
of Christ Ireland was known to the
Greeks as Juvenca. Caesar called it Hi
hernia, as did also Ptolemy i'll his map
of that island. 1t is said the Phosni-
clans first gave Ireland the name of Hi
hernia, meaning thereby utmost or
last habitation. +" for beyond that land
westward the Phmnicians never extend.
ed their voyages. Toward the decline Of
the Roman empire the country began to
be called Scotia, name retained by
the mOnasj1c Writer'S until the eleventh
century, when the name Scotia, having
passed 10 n.ldern scotland, the ancient
name Of Hihcrnla began to be again
used. San r&no SEQ Chronicle.
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1897-05-20

BROKER CHAPMAN was driven to Jail
in private carriage, met at the door
with crlnging obelsance by the jailor
and his retlnue, and escorted INTO a
comfortable apartment deliberately
furnished, which will serve as his
''cel." He has private chef, will be
allowed all the luxuries he wishes to
pay tor, and can receive visits from
his friends at any time. His thirty
days I'm prison" will be but delight
ful-period of rest from his business
duties
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1897-05-20

Carelessness in girlhood causes the
greatest suffering and unhappiness IN
after life. Little irregularities and
weaknesses in girls should be looked
after promptly and treatment given
at once. DR.. Pierce's Favorite Pre-
scription promotes regularity of all
feminine functions, makes strength
and builds up sturdy health with
which to meet the trials to come. The
Favorite Prescription is not a univer-
sal panacea. 1t is good for but one
thing It's directed solely at ore set
of organs.
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1897-05-20

THE wordy Mr.. Brann, who gets out
Iconoclast," at Waco, Texas, takes a
jaundiced view of the poets. lie
writes: 1--WE already have too many
poets IN proportion to the number of
our plowmen-toO many maids riotir g
in rhy thin and too few teaching an
oviparious hen how TO utilize plug
hat
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1897-05-20
Waycross And Brunswick.

Mr.. W. B. Williford, master of con-
struction for the ValdOsta Southern
Telephone and Telegraph company,
and who has just completed the con-
struction of the line to Brunswick
from Jesup, arrived yesterday in the
city, and will soon begin work on the
Savannah extension. The recent
freshets in the Altamaha river have
delayed the work on the Savannah
-Waycross Herald.
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1897-05-20

The late Jrdce Asa Packer believed
that a rich man ought to be in debt, be-
cause it helped him maintain his cred
it. Were l, said he, to wipe out my
Indebtedness and at some future time
see an opportunity to make a large sum
Of money and attempt to borrow, every
body would marvel and say Judge Pack
er YVES borrowing money. As it is can
borrow almost any amount and no ques-
tions are asked or comments made. "
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1897-05-20
A Summer Cruz, e.

The American steamship Ohio will
sail from New York June 26, 1897, for
summer cruise, touching at Iceland,
North Cape, Norway, Sweden ana
Russia. Opportunity will be above d
for extensive side-trlps, including a
visit to the great exposition ut Stock.
holm. Capt. O, Jahanneson is local
agent for he line, and will be pleased
to furnish rates and other information
to applicants.
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1897-05-20

THE druggists will meet in Bruins
wick next year. This suggests that,
in view of the Oglethorpe bi-centen-
nial, Brunswick should engage as
many conventions as she can well &C.
commodate for next summer. The
Georgia druggists are splendid set
of men and Brunswick will be glad to
open her hospitable doors to them.
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1897-05-20

Mr.. Edward S. Fagg, the competent
of the Oglethorpe, is the right
man in the right place. Mr.. Fagg
was formerly steward at the Ponce de
Leon Hotel at st. Augustine, Kenil-
worth Inn, Asheville, N. c.; Gait
house, KY, and late of the fremont
and Beach hotel, Galveston, Tex.
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1897-05-20

OSCAR WILDE says the public Will
hear from him again. The public has
already heard too much of Oscar for
Oscars good.
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1897-05-20

ROLAND REED IS having great sport
with the cross-examinIng lawyers in
his damage suit at Macon. These com
edians will have their little joke.
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1897-05-20
New Tailoring Establishment.

have just opened new tailoring
place with nice line of goods and So
licit the patronage of the public. Sat-
isfaction guaranteed. William Y. Be-
DAM, Newcastle street, in the store
formerly occupied by the Chinese res
ur ant.
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1897-05-20

La grippe may have left yOn weak
and run down. Jobnson's Chill and
Fever Tonic is more than Its name i'm
plies. 1t is great tonic. 1t gives
appetite, renews health and restores
vitality. If
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1897-05-20

The Oglethorpe hotel will be lighted
throughout this summer with electric
lights, and with its beautiful lighted
arcade, parlOrs, ball room and large
rotundas and spacious verandas will
make delIR htful place to spend the
summer.
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1897-05-20

DR.. Perce's Common Sense Medical
Adviser, a zoos page medical work,
profusely illustrated, will be sent free
on receipt of 81 one-cent stamps to
cover postage only. Address Worlds
Dispensary Medical Association, Buff
falo, N. Y.