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The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-08-27
won .; Husband IN . ner.

Mr.. J. g. Kaufman of Newport
News, and Miss leila M. Hendrick Of
Tairvilie, Mo-, accompanied by the lat
ter's aunt, Mrs. Susan Myers Of Blu
chanan county, arrived. in Norfolk on
q visit Monday, and ere they left Miss
Hendlck became Mrs. Kaufman. The
young couple have known each other
for long time, but up to the date of
their arrival in Newport matrimony
had not been entertained by them.
While walking around the city, howev-
|er, Mr.. Kaufman offered to bet Miss
Hendrick that she would not become
his bride. The wager was promptly
accepted by the lady, and q license OBJ
tanned from the clerk OF the courts,
after which the couple sought minis
ter and were quietly. united in the holy
bonds of wedlock, a few friends wit
Messing the ceremony.-Norf6lk Land
mark.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-08-27
! ,iEittSlc llfst aIsx,


Willie Washington was gazing into
space with q look Of intense anguish.
what is the matter. While n said
one Of his friends. .Have you been
having trouble?" slls !,
II "Y.a-a.s. I'm afwaid that I'VE gone
and made myself very unpopular with
Van niggles and his wife, don't you
y I'm what wayT'
why. you know, they both Wide a
bicycle"
EYES," Sss
"In costume
"CertainH y
"And l met them this afternoon.
They passed me one aftah the othah. .
And didn't you speak to them ~
'Y-a-a-s. wish I hadn't, fob, do
you know, evewy time think the mat
tab ovah I'm half-convinced that I
lifted my hat and bowed to Van Dig
giles and said 'Halloa, old man. to his
fe."-Tid- Bits.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-08-27
4 FAMOUS VESSEL GONE.

Loss OF the Cape Horn Pigeon Recalls
tho Fate OF Old Riggers.
The famous whaling bark Cape Horn
Pigeon Is no more. She was lost in
the Japan Sea recently while cruising
for whales. Her crew, consisting of
twenty or thirty men, many Of wnom
are known in and about New Bedford,
were saved, but the old vessel was q
total wreck. She was one Of the old
time feet that sailed out Of New Bed
ford VIXEN whaling was the chief bust
ness Of that port, and at q time when
Nantucket. Bristol. Warren and ston-
ington were in the swim a. whaling
resorts. The Cape Horn Pigeon, saye
the Providence Journal, was not
large craft, but was q handsome bark
in her day when she cruised with the
Milton. Mattapoisett, James Arnold.
which now flies the CHILEAN nag; Attic
boro and other square ringers that
hailed from New Bedford and small
ports in Buzzards Bay. Il was In the
fifties that the Cape Horn Pigeon left
the stocks in South Dartmouth, and
took her place in the large feet, but
finally she followed the other lost
whalers to the bottom Of the sea. The
steam whalers of San Francisco have
driven most Of New Bedford's sailing
feet out Of the business, but the Cape
Horn Pigeon, California, Mercury and.
others continued to look for oil and
bone in the wide Pacific and South At
lantic. The Cape Horn Pigeon was a
lucky craft. She aided In making the
city Of New Bedford known all ovel
the world. She had record of many
fine catches, and only snort time be-
fore she went down her master sent
home two thousand pounds Of bone.
valued at $4,000. When she sank she
had two hundred barrels of sperm and
whale oil in her hold. She had been
cruising most of the time since she left
the stocks in 1853, and had paid for
herself several times over in returns.
She was only 100 feet in length, but
with her canvas spread she made a
fine picture. Her breadth was Is feet
and her depth IA feet. Her gross ton.
mage was PIP tons.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-08-27

= 1tal1 20 n " vslss1 Il y
n ~ - ]! 4 Sf ~ -
- tho Write Oak netS hborh oods ina
lt 3 h end of ths county ltysd y.
,oomely idow, 1lrs. Martha Berry,
agsd abost forty ana her pretty daus
ff llatilda, who had Just entered her
Sei1htesnth year. In the same nSigh-s
[ lborhooa lived Johnson whitley,
prosps rous farmer 81. thirty and = Wid-l
IoweC. Whitley AAd been paying -
teatioA 70 Mrs. Berrys daughter Tor
the last six months, and 1t was gener-
ally supposed throughout the Neigh
burhood that they would be married.
sooa. The mother, however, wonld
nst give her consent to the match, but
she did not object to the young widow,
ers calls. He pleaded With the widow
aor the hand Of her daughter, and the
ycung couple decided on IN elopement,
says the Louisville Courier Journal.
All the arrangements were made for
tho clandestine leave taking, but the
Watchful mother discovered what was
on loot, and on Friday night. the time
set for the elopement, she went to her
| daughters room shortly after dark
and bound the girl hand and foot, She
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-08-27
"A warm.weather visit.

3 ITS none of my business" said the
man who had boats for hire, .but I'd
like to know why you took this boat,
rowed out on the other side Of the lake,
stared at the water and then came
right back"
iss9sssWell, it's hard to explain. I'm not
very sentimental, as a rule; but I
wanted to recall the dear days Of yore,
when life was so different. As near as
I could locate it, the spot I was look
ing at was where broke through and
nearly got drowned in ice water last
winter. Washington Star.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-08-27
FOR THE HousEkEEPER.

To keep cut flowers bright from day
to day add a little carbonate Of soda to
the water. which should be changed
every day.
Beef tea will not prove so monoto-
nous diet II a different flavoring is
used each day-such as Glove. bayleaf
or celery salt.
To remove rust from steel. articles
rub them with kerosene oil and let
them soak In this for twenty-four
hours. Make q paste Of emery dust
and Kerosene and rub this on with rot
ten-stone.
Lemon skins may be used to good
purpose even after the Juice and pulp
have been removed. Stained and
spotted copper and brass will be as
good as new II rubbed briskly with
these discarded skins and then given
a warm-water scrubbing. >.
i II = sewing room is lacking the
drawing room itself may be safely
used. providing there Is q large rug
Of. crash spread over the entire car
pet: this thin covering may be lifted
bodily at the end Of the day and
shaken free, Of It. clippings and
threads. ;55 S. 4. Al,
The tendency Of table salt to pack
together IN cruets and cohtainera may
be entirely overcome by thoroughly
drying the salt and intimately min
Cling with It q small percentage or dry
starch or arrowroot. From 8 to 10 per
cent is amply SUFFICIENT &oy, tho most
Humid atmosphere. .as 81 81 ths sea coast,
while a much less percentage OF the
starch Is Namcient for inland places. S.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-08-27
Critt..i.r,.

''1'hese verses" remarked the elderly
man, ''have a very agreeable sound.
But there's too much in them about
running brooks to strike the popular
chord"
"But it's something that most poetry
has in It,"
eff that's the case, it explains why
most poetry is not popular. The pub
lie, just now, isn't caring whether the
brooks run or not. What they want is
to see the factories get started."-
Washington Star.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-08-27
Try Aliens Foot Ease.

A powder to be taken into the shoes.
At this eason your feet feel swollen
and hot, and get tired easily. II you
have smarting feet or tight shoes, try
Aliens Foot-Ease. 1t cools the feet
and makes walking easy. Cures and
prevents swollen and sweating feet,
blisters and callous spots. Relieves
corns and bunions Of all pain and
gives rest and comfort. Try it to-day.
Sold by all druggists and shoe stores
for 25c. Trial package FREE. Ad-
dress Allen s. Olmsted, LIE Roy, N. Y.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-08-27
Ornitholoeical Repartee.

whats the mattery asked the
bluebird.
cts that horrid husband Of yours -
yelled the catbird. II was sitting on
the currant bush with a big, fat berry
in my eye, and he flew down and COB
bled It up!'
'sWhat pityv' exclaimed the blue
bird, sarcastically, "that he disturbed
the current Of your thoughtsy- New
York Press.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-08-27
Ita Use.

After examining the school, the in.
spector, having few minutes to spare,
put few questions to the boys on the
common objects in the school room.
what is the use OF that. mapY he
asked, pointing to one stretched across
the corner of the room.
And half a dozen shrill voices IN.
swered in measured articulation:
''Please, sir, it's to hide teachers bi.
cycle."-Answers.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-08-27
seelkinr Informatie

SeeklNV 1H1OFm 0tfON.
u retie Mr.. Dudds, do you ever have
amy trouble on; the beach?
Mr.. Dudds II don't understand, Pc
lie. What do you mean?
Retie-Why, sister says you're not
the only pebble on the beach, an was
a-wOnderin' If you had eny trouble
Wild de udders.-Philadelphia North
American. Il -
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Taklnr Mn Chanc

Taking No Chances.
Mr.. Curtis-Yes; positively 60 back
tomorrow morning.
Miss EmsAie- oh, I'm SO sorry for
that. I wish you would stay over for
another day, at least: You know, we
are to give our performance of "Ca-
mile" tomorrow night, with me in the
title role.
Mr.. Curtis (absently) That's the rea-
son I've got to go.-Cleveland Leader.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-08-27
An Ambition. Footuad.

An Ambitious F0otpad.
''That young fellow the police cap
tured yesterday confesses to having
held up people in more than twenty
different cities"
"He must think he's new Atlas"
FLOWS thatY'
'.rrying to hold up the earth."-
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-08-27
Quick Time.

GLOW time flies. to be sure. 1t
seems only a minute since it struck 10,
and now there goes H.
"Oh, that's only father, trying to
regulate the clock, which Is out Of Or
der. It was only minute ago since it
struck LOUDLY.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-08-27
Horse AID Horse,

Horse AID Horse.
Doctor-You're long time paying
my account, sir.
Hardup Well, you were a long time
curing me.-Boston Traveller. :.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-08-27
An Optinist.

An Optimist.
She do you think the world is get.
ting better or worse?
He-Better.
she-Why do you hold that opinioa1
! He-My wife's mother. writes ,,s thas
she win not be able tospay 10 her Gus.
cleveland Leader.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-08-27
The Ritter Pr

The Bitter Part.
ut was all due to the whisky" said
the prisoner.
"But," said the captious visitor, II
notice that you, instead Of the whisky,
are in here.''
"And that amt the worst of it, eth
er. They left the booze outside."-1n-
dianapolis Journal.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-08-27
Tirc'Dear Girls.

3 - see" said the girl the COM
nonsense feet, 'that one should not
wear q skirt that shows more than
eight inches Of the boot"
You needn't feel worried over that,
DEAR" said the light footed girl. ut
means perpendicular measurement."-
5lndianapolisJ journal.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-08-27
Dirsnti.ned.

DtsSuttpMed.
cot course" said Mr.. Kronnick. as
be looked Through tthe smoked glass ut
tive eclipse, fit had to pick out day
when it was comparatively cool and
eomfmtable..''
what do you mean r
Il mean there would have been some
sense in the SUMS acting this way dur
Ing one Of those >scorchers, when we'd
hare been only too glad to get rid of q
piece ef IT. :. ashington Star.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-08-27
A Fond Reformed

A Fond Retrospect.
81 WISH" said the unhappy, perspir-
ing man, ''that could find that little
boy"
'sWhat little boy!"
1.-THE one who threw sn0wballs at me
last winter. I'd like to forgive him.
Washington Star.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-08-27
Irony:0f Est,

Irony.of Este.
Guest Who is that pale. frail-looking
man with spectacles who comes over
here every evening and drinks: q bottle
Of Apollinaris?
Why that's the man who
writes those lively drinking songs that
the students like so.-Jugend.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-08-27

.Facetiously Irtenaea.
zone of1Mack's bridal presents was
a lawn mower, and it smade him afurl-
Gus" (,
Furious? He ought to have been
pleased"
mo; you see he married.a grass wio
ow."-Puck.
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viudication wa,,4ed.

viudication wanted.
'The Klondike stories seem to have
made you pretty glum." said the base
ball editor. Getting the feverY'
mo-" said the funny man, "but after
all the jokes I have written about the
frigidity Of Boston, 1t seems queer that
I can't find any accounts Of expedi-
lions starting from that place to Alas:
ka."-C Cincinnati Enquirer.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-08-27
One Way to Find Ont.

One Way to Find Out.
Ef1e's Brother-Do you love my sis
ter Effie?
Efie's steady--why, Willie, that is a
queer question. Why do you want to
know?
Efie's Brother-she said last night
she would give SO note to know,
and ia like to scoop It in.-Boston
Traveller.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-08-27
The Cheerful Idiot

The Cheefful idiot.
"For five years." said the aged board
er, 1--WE had to use an invalid chair =
'And l." said the Cheerful idiot,
'have been using crippled chairs ever
since I became a boarder."
oils Journal.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-08-27
~FsAv Tor. Mle;P1

- FfAy 10y sthe;Poe
Don't y0u think young Porticus is q
budding genfusT
mo; I think he's more Of q blooming
!, Idiot. =" fshflAdelphi Bulletin.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-08-27
,.Ne~ Treat,rent Nec..

+ New Treatment Necessary.
"Mr. Grumpy, why did you dis
charge DR.. SlickiyY
'He had the impotence, these hard
times to advise my wife to take trip
to Europe. Free Press
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-08-27
Read the Adverti.emen,..

543r Read the Advert1nemenlo.
You will enjoy this publication much
better IL you will get into the habit of
reading the advertisements; they will
afford q most interesting study and
will put you in the way Of getting
some excellent bargains. Our adver-
ttseTs are reliable; they send what they
advertise.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-08-27
5Frp~eA HSs tDevotion

Cleveland Leader: do you think that
Haxeiton married his wife for love or for
her monsy!' g4 81
''For love. undoubtedly. Why, he kept
On working Ter nearly three months after
the wed ling. and he might hs toillng
tve1 now Il her 1ather hadn't got
ashamed Of having q common laborer ia
the family. ard sent thsm to Europe.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-08-27
A Noticeable change.

A Noticeable Change.
She-The tandem custom in bicycling
Is proving an antidote to the club hab-
It in man.
He-What makes you think so?
the woman, see?-Boston Courier.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-08-27
Not - m win0.

First Lady-There goes young Mrs.
Pedigree. suppose she bores people
to death telling the bright things her
little boy says.
Second Lady-Oh, no; fortunately,
he says such dreadful thirgs they
can't repeat them.-Boston Traveller.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-08-27
Z Readily Answered

Readily Answered.
Poet Give me . word that is synon-
ym0us with Crop.
Amateur Farmer testify Failure .
New York World.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-08-27
Not the Lesser Exi

NOT the Le09eF EVIL.
eyes," said the accused man, dole
fully, II have complete alibi, If
dared put it in"
''Why not prove it, thenw cheerfully
inquired his attorney.
well, you see, was ut the running
races" Detroit News.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-08-27

NG-ro-Dao for Fifty Cents.
nnen strong. blood pure. 5vc. 81. All druggistA
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-08-27

arst days use Of Dr.. Klins's Great Nerve Rsstorer
Send for FREE $500 trial bottle and treatise
O1. h u. KANE Ltd, S3l Arch St., PHILADELPHIA Pa
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BAseo1os YoarrBovvs1s with Casoarats.
~. e G. G. c fail druggists refund money.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-08-27
Very Sinilax

Chicago Record:
sSama tandems ares1ike marriage *
And this trith We cannot shirk:
The girl gets most attention,
While the man does all the work.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-08-27
Few ana Far Retwee,

Few and Far Between.
Browne-Who wrote Birds Of q
Feather Flock Together
Towne Some idiot who had never
been out shooting. York World.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-08-27

Piso's Cure for Consumption has beer
family medicine with us since 1885,
J. r. Madison. 240o 42d Ave-. Chicago
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Paanstakine.

ws.afnston Star: '..HenrlettA doesn't seem
pr" ssid N. Keekton thoushtfuiIy.
IT'S Q good thing not to b too credulous.': ..
yes: mt she goes too far. She can't even
read the Advertisement OF q bargain sale
Without Eol1g In person to md out whether
ats. str,,S q. sy6rx paftien!ar. 81
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10 Cure Constipation Horevss. 4.
Take Cascarets Candy Cathartic. 100 or SO.
Il 6. G. G. tail to cure, AfusGists refund mousy.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1897-08-27

20 Say Bstlaing OF Tyrewriters.
throughout tbs world every day In the week
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A HAIRS Cstarrh euro
Is taken internally. Price, nc.
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DROPSY szx l.I!s! ses ss!s! Is;::
cases. Send for book Of testimonials and 10 days
treatment Free. n. A.E.0RExx's a0xS. Atlanta. Ua.
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Sl1 tn e3s caa b nads working for ~.
VAS ~ W. Parties preferred who an rive their
- vx,rr>v> whole time to the business. Spare
FER WEEK hours, though, may DO probably em-
ployed. Good openinS1 for town and
CITY work a3 well - country districts.
S.E CLIFFORD nth 4 Aaia 0ts., RisAAsnl, Va
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e -: :%: .;:. II. IL: Thsmpssa's Eye Water.

0plll ss Ssss sSs. =, s.. xs ssss e s.s1
" tOSg1 ,1oi11is. Isai.iis me-. caIc1se, ~
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PATENTS. III; So sG 4: 4: s q 49,
- unuv y NDsso11ed. dosage booA mes
The San Francisco call., 1897-01-04
WEATHER BUREAU REPORT.

UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF AGRICUL-
TURE. WEATHER BUREAU. SAN FRANCISCO Jan.
g. 1897, p. M-Weather conditions and general
forecasts:
The following the seasonal rainfalls to date
as compared with those OF the same date last sea
son:
Eureka - inches, last season 1880 inches:
Red Blur 1923 inches. last season 6.66 inches;
san Francisco I. 10 inches last season inches
Fresno 95 inches, last season. IL inches; san
Luis bispo 7.69 inches. last season 400 inches
Los Angeles 5.09 inches, last season LII inches;
san Diego 3.84 incnes, last season 1.b7 inches;
Yuma SO inches, last season .32 of an inch
minimum 43, mean 46,
An area OF high pressure overlies the Rocky
An area Of low pressure appears tonight on the
coast OF Washington. IL Is raining at Fort Candy,
with high easterly winds
The temperature has remained nearly station
ary over the entire country west of the ocky
Mountains during the past twenty -four hours
General heavy frosts occurred throuehout Ca ifor-
MIA this morning Killing frost is reported in the
San Joaquin Valley. Ample warning OF these
frosts given. Throughout the southern part
of the State and in Arizona heavy fros:s will oc-
cur for the third time Monday morning.
The following maximum wind velocity is re-
ported at Fort Csnby Forty-two miles per hour,
from the northeast.
Forecast made at san Francisco for 80 hours
ending midnight. January d, 1877:
Northern California-Cloudy Monday, and pos
along the coast from Eureka northward: slight
changes in temperature: light easterly winds.
Southern CalIfornla-Clou1y Monday along the
coast; fair inland : heavy frost Monday morning In
exposed places; not cold; fresh westerly winds
Nevada-Cloudy Monday; warmer
Utah-Fair Monday: continued cold
Arizona-Fair Monday heavy frosts Monday
morning: continued cold weather.
San Francisco and vicInity-Cioudy weather,
probably without rain: not so cold eastery WINDS.
Information signal has been hoisted at Eureka.
ALExANDER McADIE, Forecast Official.
The San Francisco call., 1897-01-04
Knights of the Maocabees.

An effort will be made to secure for this city the
next State convention, which is to be held in the
spring. The several local tents have appoi Mt ed
joint committee TO that end, and make all neces-
sary arrangements
The members of the order are well pleased with
the announcement that CA. Luckenbach, late City
Clerk of Los Angeles, has been given general
charge of the work on the Pacific Coast. Mr.
Luckenbach in this City last September in
charge of the degree team of the City of the
Angeles.
Mission Tent which meets in Emission NJ acca-
bee Temple" the fraterna home OF the members
of the order OF that section or the City, is making
remarkable progress, adding to its membership az
each review.
During the first half year OF its existence which
Closed with the year, Modin Tent has a very com
mendabe record, II shows healthy develop
ment, and has earned the title of .'pacemaker
for the tents of Northern California
There are ut this lme five Hives Of the Ladies
OF the Msccabees In this state-three in this Ct;y
one in Oakland and one 1 4 ALAMEDA The annual
inspection CT these hives. which has jist be-
held, shows that they are all In prosperous con-
dition,