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The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1897-04-08

Twenty acres of land, north of the
round house, for sale cheap. Apply to
p. H. SUGHRUE.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1897-04-08

I am now ready to deliver ice; will
contract at stipulated price per 100 lbs.
for the season. E.. E. SMITH.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1897-04-08

Best business lot in this city. adjoining
Fifth Avenue Hotel, for sale cheap. APP
ply to P. H. SUGHRUE.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1897-04-08
LOCAL BREVITIES.

Secure your seats early for ''Trial by
Jury
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1897-04-08

Pekin duck, Is eggs for 81.
Light Brahma, Is eggs for 50 cents.
If w. II. COOLIDGE.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1897-04-08
VOLTS Studio,

Will be open from April 18th to April
oath.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1897-04-08

Market Every Saturday.
The ladies of the Methodist Church
will have a market every Saturday after
noon.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1897-04-08

Forty acres of land, north of the
round house, for sale cheap. Apply to
p. H. SUGHRUE.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1897-04-08

There is vague belief that Western
Kansas will come to the front again.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1897-04-08

A large number of forest trees have
been planted this spring.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1897-04-08

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The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1897-04-08
Advertised Letter List.

The following letters remain unclaim.
ed for week ending April 8. 1897,
anil unless called for within thirty DAYS,
will be sent to dead letter Office. Per.
sons calling for these letters will please
say, Advertised" and give date OF
this notice: One cent will be charged
for advertised letter delivered.
Eaikie, F. C.
brown, 0ertie B.
bailey, L. L.
Ellis, Mrs. Lide
Manda, Frank A.
Morrow, Mrs. Nora
d. SWINEHART. p. N.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1897-04-08
The lair ship in the sky is the beau
tiful and dazzling Venus.

AL W. Reudy lost one of his fine dray
horses last week. by death.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1897-04-08
Another heavy rain fell yesterday.

Earl Harris has been sent 20 the State
RefOrmatory.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1897-04-08

d. SWINEHART, P. n.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1897-04-08

Please Call
DIFFICULT CASES AND SCHOOL CHILDREN Solicited
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-08-28

OvER-PRODUCTION.

In the western states the farmers
burn corn because there is too much
coal.
Miners in Pennsylvania go hungry
because there is an over-supply of
pork and beans.
Men, and children are clad
in rags because too many clothes are
made.
Children go barefooted because of
an over-production of hides.
There is no lard in the working
mans howell because Of an over-pro-
duction of hogs.
Too many streets are unpaved be
cause of an over-supply of brick.
Funny, isn't it?
Millions go hungry every day, be.
cause there is too much bread.
There are free soup. houses in the
great cities because there are too ma
ny cattle and sheep.
The earth is too big-it raises too
much.
The sun is too warm.
There is too much dew, and
sight too much grass,
There are too many trees out o
which to build homes.
There are too many stars to shin
at night-everything is wrong, no
thing is right.
Funny, sn'tit?-Johnstown Dem
ocrat.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-08-28
A Horse Trade.

When Abraham Lincoln was a law
yer in Illinois, he and a judge got to
bantering one another about trading
horses, and it was agreed that the next
morning at 8 o'clock they should make
a trade, the horses to be unseen up to
that hour, and no backing out under Il
forfeiture of $25. At the hour appoint
ed the judge came up, leading the sor-
riest looking specimen of a horse ever
seen in those parts. In a few minutes
Lincoln was seen approaching with a
wooden sawhorse upon his shoulder.
Great were the shouts and the laughter
of the crowd, and both were greatly in
creased when Mr.. Lincoln, on survey
ing the judges animal, set down his
sawhorse and exclaimed, "Well, judge.
this is the first time I ever got the
worst of it in a horse trade"
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-08-28
81 WENT TO CHURCH YESTERDAY

i WENl ~ ShCItn 1ESl EnDAl.
offered q pass, but / don't like the line.
I don't like to travel on a road that has
no terminus. Do you know, sir, I asked
a division superintendent where that
road ran to, and he said he hoped to
die if he knew. l asked him if the gen.
eral superintendent could tell me. and
he said he didn't believe they had a
general superintendent, and if they had
he didn't know anything more about
the road than the passengers. i asked
him who he reported to, and he said,
nobody l asked a conductor who he
got his orders from, and he said he
didn't take orders from any living man
or dead ghost. And when l asked the
engineer who he got his orders from he
said he'd like to see any one give him
orders; he'd run that train to suit him
self or he'd run ii into the ditch. Now,
you see, sir, I'm a railroad man, and I
don't care to run ON q road that has no
time, makes no connections, runs no.
where and has no superintendent. 1t
may be all right, but I've ~railroaaed too
long to undertake it. &
Maybe you Went TO the Congrega-
tional church," ] said.
Popular road" said The brakeman.
ian old road, too-one of the very old.
est roads in the country. Good roadbed
and comfortable cars. Well managed
road, too; direction doesn't interiors
with division superintendent and trair
orders. RoaG's mighty popular, but
it's pretty independent too. Yes, didn'i
one of the division superintendent
down east discontinue one of the oldest
stations on the line two or three year.
ago? But it's a mighty pleasant road Il
travel on. Always has such a splendit
class Of passengers"
did yon try the Methodist" I asked.
Now you're shouting, I" he said. with
some enthusiasm. Mice road, eh? FasI
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-08-28

''NOw YOU'RE SHOUTING" HE SAID, WITH
SOM ENTHUSIASM.
through tickets; passenger can drop of
the train as often as he likes, do the
station two or three days and hop on
dering along. Good, whole souled,
companionable conductors; amt a road
in the country where the passengers feel
more at home. No passes; every passen-
ger pays full traffic rates for his ticket.
W~esleyanhouse air brakes ON all trains,
too. Pretty safe road, but l didn't ride
over it yesterday"
perhaps you tried the Baptist?" ]
guessed once more.
"Ha, ha, " said the brakeman, "she's
a daisy, isn't she? River road, beauti-
full curves; sweep around anything to
keep close to the river, but it's all steel
rail and rock ballast, single track all
the way and not a side track from the
round house to the terminus. Takes a
heap of water to run it through; double
tanks at every station, and there isn't
All engine in the shops that can pull a
pound or run a mile with less than two
gauges, UuG IL IuuS tuTOuSn d lONoly
country-those river roads always do
river ON one side and hill on the
| other, and it is a steady climb up the
grade all the way, till the road ends
where the fountain head begins. Yes,
sir, I'll take the river road every time
for a lovely trip, sure connections and
| good time and no prairie dust blowing
in at the windows. And yesterday,
when the conductor came around foI
the tickets, with a little basket punch,
1 didn't ask him to pass me, but 1 paid
my fare like a little man-25 cents fol
an hours run and a little concert by
the passengers thrown in. I tell you,
pilgrim, you take the river road when
you WANT
But just here the long whistle from
the engine announced a station, and the
brakeman hurried to the door, shouting
"Z~ionsville! This train makes nc
stops between here and Indianapolis!''
Robert J. Burdette.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-08-28
GENERAL NEWS.

Bar silver, 5l4.
The Russian wheat crop is short.
A lake of rock oil found in Alas
ka.
The pension roll decreased 41,l22
last year.
Mexico is preparing to go on the
gold basis.
The Shagaway trail to Klondyke
is still impossible.
Three campers on Niagara river
go over the big falls.
Five kids drown in the Toronto
harbor by boat capsizing.
Rich strike of gold rock in the
Lille mine, Cripple creek.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-08-28

The Broadwater mines at Nelhart
have passed under a lease by the
United Smelling and Refining com
pany whose principal officers are
Great Falls and Helena. This com
pany will henceforth operate the
mine, but it is said there will be nc
change in the local management oil
force of employees on account of the
lease. The Broadwater employs q
hundred miners and is a large pro.
Queer of silver.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-08-28

The kodak is becoming more and
more evident in the town, not only
in the presence of the little rectang-
ular boxes of mysterious aspect and
construction, but in the quaint and
interesting collection of views to be
found in every photograph portfolio
and on every centre table in the
camp. Some of the pictures are ex-
c~ellent in workmanship, as well as
in choice of subjects, and many of
our amateur photographers are turn
ing out views Of mountain scenery
which would do credit to an artist of
wide experience. A prime II OF
this interest in private photography
at Neihart is the exquisite grandeur
of local subjects in precipitous cliffs.
towering mountains, evergreen land
scapes and picturesque waterfalls
All these are presented among the
Belt mountains in kaleidoscope
beauty and variety.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-08-28
The Baireuth idolatry of Wagner.

As affording an insight into the crit.
teal methods of the Baireuth circle, let
us take as a striking example one of the
most untiring of the bodyguard, Elmer
ich Kastner, who, as the compiler of q
Wagner catalogue-a catalogue of writ
ings and musical works by and upon
Richard Wagner-had acquired the rank
and title of great archivist of Wayne.
rian literature. Kastner introduced a
new, critical method, based on the num-
Der of beats and the metric measure and
began to measure out the works of Wag'
ner as II would a stretch of roadway
or a field, with the intention and con
viction of discovering an unsupported
and highly important principle in art.
BY careful computation Kastner found
that "RienZi' contained B, $50 beats;
the Flying Dutchman, 4, 434; ''Tann.
hauser." 4,831; "Lohengrin," 5,l29;
the "Meistersinger," 6,513. He then
announced, by means of demonstration
whose secret will remain %eternally in
~scrutable, that the life destiny and ar
tistic experiences of Wagner were re-
fected in these dry numbers. In fact, he
went still farther and grouped together
the number of heats in every single
scene from the operas Of the master,
continually calculating, adding and SUBJ
tracing until he reached, through pure
ly arithmetical methods, tine establish
ment of psychological laws.
This absurd sport, played by him with
figures and notes, many of his colleagues
pursued with the words, s~yllables, nay,
oven the single letters, of Wagner's texts.
Thus a literature was created whereby
mental criticism was to be replaced by
those mechanical instruments-the bal.
ance, the microscope and the knife OF
the %vivisector. All these researches,
prosecuted with much ardor. clearly
demonstrated to what a degree artistic
views may be lowered through blind
idolatry. Herr Alexander Moszkowski
in Forum.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-08-28

~AhSA a 1902
Bohemian town of Pitzen.
The of Oklahama demand
pensions of the government.
Adam Grega at Winnipeg kills
his venerable sire with an axe.
The L. 5. navy will use petrole-
um as fuel in the torpedo feet.
In "A police melee at Keystone,
w. Va, four or five men are killed.
Three Mormon elders whipped by
white caps in Fairfield county, S. G..
All the valuable g~ilsonite deposits
of Utah are on the Indian reserva-
ton.
j. B. Rich, Nashville, Stays his
wife, brother-in-law and self. .Jeal-
ousy.
Lawyer Bills of Davenport sui
cides because of a shortage of law
yer bills.
Spontaneous combustion destroys
a $250,000 fertilizer mill at Wood
bury, n. j.
A Canton, o., savings bank burg
led for nothing. One of the crack
ers nabbed.
Eight men and women capsize
with a boat near West Superior
None saved.
Col. Arrange of the Cuban rebels
wins a decisive victory over thu
Spanish forces.
The Black Jack gang of bandit
kill two men in Grand county, n
NJ, and escape.
Cashier Strubble Of the Shepard
Mich, National bank is killed b,
marauding citizens.
Rev. Burgoyne of Grafton, w
Va, stoned to death by creditor
whom he could not pay.
Elcany Sullivan, convicted of rap
and under sentence of 70 years
lynched at Williamsburg, Ky.
The Emma Banner, a fore-and-a al
loaded with tanbark caDsizes j
Lake Michigan. Crew rescued.
Mrs, Thompson Of Terre Haut
buries her three weeks baby aliv'
but is discovered before the infant
dead. .
Sheriff Steel and deputy sheri
Young of Hyde, Ky, duel with pi
tolls. Both men killed in the fft
= round.
Andy Green, otherwise blac'
maddened by spirits frumenti, xii
r a few people at Fennils, Ga. He
mobbed. e&E
Fort Ali Musjid in Kyber pas
Simla district, has been captured |
the Afridas, and the insurgents a
c gaining.
A, Toeplferwein of San Antoni
Tex, breaks 975 clay pigeons out
u 1000 with a % repeating riff
. This breaks all former records.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-08-28

The street commissioner, directed
by the marshal, who in turn was
moved by the city attorney, who got
his bunch from the board of health,
a creation of the city council which
exists by the grace of II sovereign
people has been cleaning up the
streets this week. We praise all
worthy efforts to keep the town in
decent appearance and habitable
condition, but recommend that the
~olfactory committee of the board
should inhale a few shifts of the cor,
rugated, a~malgamated atmosphere
in the back alleys of the village
or if the air is too thick to breathe
let them eat a few chunks Of it.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-08-28
A Nice Distinction.

Ned Shutter thus explained his rea-
sons for preferring to wear stockings
with holes to having them darned: "a
hole, " said he, "may be the accident
of a day and will pass upon the best
gentleman, but a darn is premeditated
poverty. "-''MarkL Lemons Jest Book
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-08-28
Will and the Way.

At a provincial law society's dinner
the president called upon the senior at
torney to give as a toast the person
whom he considered the best friend of
the profession. Certainly" was the
response; ''the man who makes his own
will. MARX Lemons Jest Book"
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-08-28
Good Enough For a Pig.

An Irish peasant, being asked why
he permitted his pig to take up it's quar-
tiers with his family, made an an
swer Astounding with satirical naivete:
"Why not? Doesn't the place afford
every convenience that a pig can re-
quire?'-"Mark Lemons Jest Book"
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-08-28
Lapse of Memory

She-Did you bring me that COM
plexion powder?
He-Er-my dear, it slipped my
memory entirely.
She-And yet before we were married
you said my face was one nc man could
forget. Cincinnati Enquirer.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-08-28
Work For the Carpenters.

Don't swear. John, when you get
mad; just slam the door"
"And what'll you do. father, when
you get mad!'
"Ill raise the roof, my 0 n."-At-
lanta Constitution.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-08-28

Judge Gray, erst of Neihart, now
of Washington G. H., Ohio, sends us
interesting papers on the Ohio cam
paign, which promises to be a "nat-
ural-born warm thing"
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-08-28
Ii Easier.

Watts-My pastor insists that the BIZ
cycle is an invention of the devil.
Potts-Well. it is mighty hard to
keep in the straight and morrow path
on one of them. Indianapolis Journal.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-08-28
Painting.

A gentleman, seeing a fine painting
representing a man playing on the lutte,
paid this high compliment to the artist.
when I look at that painting, l think
myself deaf. MARK Lemons Jest
Book
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-08-28

Dusty Rhodes-Say, boss, can yer
help a poor man just out o. a Cuban
prison!
Mr.. Touched-Ain't you the same
man that stopped me yesterday as a
sufferer from the Mississippi floods?
Dusty Rhodes-Yes, sir; I'm havin
an awful run o. hard luck.-New York
Truth.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-08-28
A Fair Proposal.

"Why don't you take off your hat?"
said Lord P to a boy struggling
with a calf. $50 1 wull, sir" replied
the lad. "If you lordship will hold my
calf, I'll pull off my hat. Mark
Lemons Jest Book"
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-08-28
Cruel.

The maiden blushed. II have seen
only 10 summers" che murmured.
"Snow blindness?'' sneered the cold,
unfeeling man rudely.
This is a harsh, unsympathetic world.
New York Press.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-08-28
The Blur Modest.

Clancy 1.-THE under dog)-Shure, Dim
sis Phelan, an il yez don't take yure
ist out av me oys Ats sthorage Oil be
ether chargin yezs--New York Truth.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-08-28

time and plenty Of passengers. Engines
carry a power of steam, and don't you
forget it; steam gauge shows 100, and
enough all the time. Lively road, and
when the conductor shouts All aboardl'
you can hear him to the next station.
Every train light shines like a head
light. Stop over checks are given ON all
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-08-28
His Charm.

Browne-But he has lost one leg and
both arms. How did she ever come to
fancy him?
Towne-He'sa remnant. New York
journal.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1897-07-24
Brandreth'S Pills
The difference between these pills and all other
told in the following statement Of facts:

The difference between these pills and all other medicines is
told in the following statement Of facts:
active demand world
for nearly one hundred and thirty years.
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pills sold until they allows them
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will be said
other medicine. There who but
demonstrations show be only Of PILLS
They produce gripping unless
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pills they Other
9th One pill taken after heavy meal will relieve distress Immediately
PILLS composed oneh
aa that be made 1t highly makes Of
pills the best blood purifiers that agent box
tanning Of the active bloodurng principle Of saaparla
than dollars worth Of any liquid preparation the market
every every
positive effective all the
long list of ills that follow wake-such dyspepsia
foul BREATH stomach
Take pills nghtone usually enoughand
be certain that will follow.
complexion pills. After them
few nights skin will wholesome hehful color
brilliant ustre and salowness and pmples will disappear
nth RANDRrH PILLS NEVER njureyou always better health
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3h Except sickness
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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1897-07-24
NEWS NUGGETS.
Brought by The Wires from North, East.
South and West.

The shoe factory OF Clapp TIuekfns x
Temple. ~ Milford, Mass. Friday noon,
because of the pending treerS' labor trou-
bic. Three hundred hands are idle
Jake Schaefer. the billiard player. has
concluded to bid farewell to America.
ard establish himself in Paris. where
another American expert, Eugene Car
ter, has long maintained himself with
tne cue in good style.
William A. Beattie. she wealthy oil
operator Of Parkersburg. w. Va.
victim of the vengeance of Mrs. Edna
Hatchins, who threw vitrol on him
three weeks ago, died, Thursday. His
wife left several days ago without sec
ing him Mrs. Hitchins is still at large.
Lewis May. the millionaire chairman
of the finance committee of the Mutual
Life Insurance Company, died. Thurs
day, from peritonitis at Dobbs Ferry,
y. Y. He was born in Germany "a
years ago. and came TO this country
with his parents at the age of six years.
The work of discharging the cargo of
the lumber brig Stacy Clark at ProVi-
denee. X. l., from ST. John, was stopped
Friday. by order of the government The
captain of the vessel could not produce a
clean bill of health as provided by law.
and all work on her has been diScon-
tinuetl until the legal taugte Is straight
ened out
Frank Cassidy of Dover, N. H.. let
ter carrier, has brought suit against
James Cauley for $1,000 for injuries re-
ceivcd early in the summer in a car
fiage accident, which the writ alleges
To have resulted through Mr.. Cauley's
careless driving. The case will come
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1897-07-24

those prevailing u years hack and
would have il believed that the boom
al 1921 may be duplicated in 97-as.
London bought some 10000 shares
against 12.GeG sold, yesterday. Sugar
fell off as only on an effort TO have it
appear that the sugar schedule but in
adequately protected the company and
that the company was TO experience in
creased competition. The stock rose
3R points, trade journal predicting
that insiders would disclose richer and
prospective profits after the tariff be-
came a law. subsequently sugar lost
half point OF its previous gain. The
fact chat the company had advanced
the price Of soft refined sugar may
have had some bearing upon the ~
net rise in the common and IL in thu
pfd.
Southwestern railways on daily in
err ased earnings and investments secu-
rifles. were in brisk demand Some
shares which figured conspicuously in
the recent advance, lacked support and
lost 4 fraction. including Chicago,
Great Western and Chicago Gas. To-
hacco was benefited to the extent IF
Ia for the common, and per cent. for
the scrip by the refusal of New York
states Executive to call an extraordin-
airy term Of the criminal branch of the
supreme court to retry the Tobacco
case.
General Electric sustained a loss on
an adverse legal decision concerning
the trolley arm patent. Rock Island
rose a point and half. The principal
gains of a point or more. not hitherto
enumerated were Consolidated Gas
f3h) Detroit Gas 2. Minneapolis ana
St Louis first pfd. 2 Morris and Essex
5i2, Adams Express. Brooklyn Union
Gas, Lake Shore, Pullman, oregon
Navigation pfd. and United States Ex-
press