The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1897-06-03

eyes her looks favor her mothers peo-
plo.' "lndecd?' "Oh. greatly. She docs
nor look a bit Ike them. Detroit jour
nal.
"EmTrror William. according 20 the
papers has 5no hired girls Doe his house
hold" No wonder he's considered lit
o. unN-Cleveldud Plain Dealer.
"Wil beer be- any higher il that tax is
levied 800 it. ~ .iu.' answered Mr..
WeInhandel "lt will Doe lower u die
glasses already. Cincinnati Enquirer.
"Our lardlady likes TO have theatrical
people come 40 stay with u.s. WHY"
She says The rest Of ms stare ar them
so hard that We forget TO cat"-Detroit
Free Press.
Draw and defend yourself?' exclaimed
the biz whi@kered stranger. Excuse
me replied the lttle man. with the quiet
face. "hut ! prefer 90 stand pat.'-BOstou
Transcript
Sol. EDO you think there is anything
between them Belle. 81 don't know.
There wasn't when ! looked boo az the
ldrl0r door last night.'-S0m,ryille Jour
nll.
Eyes" she replied. OF suppose I'm SUI
pcrsutous iut / prefer NOT 90 marry. !
don't care 10 trust my happiness 10 thir-
teen men. Eh2 oh husband and "a jury
20 De- sure. Truth.
Have YOU any Glow to the assailant?'
lock Holmes Of think he must have been
a Greek. As approached Doe rdn.'-Phil-
dd'ipha North American.
yes" said The young wife. sadly. "I
am satisfied that Doe doesn't love me- amy
more" Isn't il strange to fnd satisiac-
tom 30 anything like that?' asked her
dearest girl iriend.-Plttsburg Chronicle
Telegraph.
She. "its too bad your wife has been
sick $50 long," Tie. "N~s. ] suppose chat
the DOCTORS bin amounts to three times
1- much HOW as the unlcrtakers charges
would have amounted 90. Cleveland
Leader.
They always talk about the seven ages
~ man." said the Curious ono. "Muy
unt the seven ages OF woman "br-
cause my boy replied the Knowing one.
Gone Is enough Tor them. Cincinnati
Tribune.
Iishtlovc: At last. dear Sophia. We
ar- alone and / can tell YOU That lo-
Sophia. oh please. no-Mr. lisnt0No.
Iunt ten me- lere' Liehtiove. "Why
uot2 There are no witnesses Sophia.
"Ihnts just lt'-Chips.
John this is very bod ren'rf vnu
bring ne from school" John: or knoy.
Father. but YOU know you said D. /
brought home frst-class report Won
would give me - and / wanted to save
y0u thdt expense. Boston Traveller
OF. the witness tNrtliltd. NNNl4 liNN
believe him under oath" "Eh?' said tho
Judge in surprise 90 hearing "a leading
| citizen so floutcd. "Oh FUR MS that goes.
] wouldn't believe nobody. I'm au asscs-
s0r '-lndiaLapOiis Journal.
Poor Mrs. Jaysmith" exclaimed Mrs
Garsoyic. Her husband must treat her
sL4mcfuuy" "What makes YOU say
that" asked Mrs Grummey. "She never
complains" II know IT, That's what
makes ME suspicious. Life.
The member Of the firm pressed IBIS
hand 10 his heart. II love yOu madly.'
! d. exclaimed. Il love but you, 1 have
never loved before" The typewriter in-
clined her head. Very well" she Pee
/ Piled More than one copy, sir? DE
troit journal.
Stranger Uftcr an examination. -
"WoIl. doctor, what DO you think? HAY,
| the gOut?' Great physician: Hem. pr
what is your income Stranger.
Twelve hundred 4 year. Great uhysi-
| clan: NO, you've got a sore foot. ~
/ York Weekly.
ut seems IL wasn't a panic that made
/ The Greeks retreat. IL was just modes
| tv." How sO2' why. they didn't want
; 10 De photographed in those short whit,
/ skirts and so they ran right around back
os the NlfaSc0pc cameras. That's all. '-
! Cleveland Plain Dealer.
What was the subject OF discussion?'