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The age-herald., 1897-08-10

A man in Washington a few days ago represented himself as Senator Cullum, of Illinois, and it is said the allsged Senator Cullum very much resembled the real Senator Cullum Any man who is so unfortunate as to look like the real Senator Cullum is to be pitied. Senator Cullum is the ugliest man in the United States, though the senator is proud of it because a person with poor eyesight once said he possessed strong resem- blance to Abraham Lincoln, and upon that the Illinois senator has with great regularity really believed himself a can didate for the presidency once every four years.
The age-herald., 1897-08-10
A True Philosopher
, Now York World.

From the New York World.
 Chicago, Aug. 7.--Ths notice was inserted today in the afternoon paper at the request of David I1. Bates the mathematical man:
 Notce-All wives or women who claim to be wives of David F. Bates, or Gates, are requested to meet at the Stock Yards police station, South Halstcad and Mattson Sts., Wednesday morning, Aug. II, at a. m., for the purpose of Interviewing him in a body. Marquette, Kalamazoo, Galena and other papers please copy.)
 q want to face them all at once," he said. q wish you would say for e.,
 Do you expect a rush?' he was asked.
 "Well, I suppose so" was the reply. "I suppose every woman who has had any trouble with man will be claiming I am responsible and appear against me"
 Bates talks of writing book as soon as he gets his present difficulties settled one way or the other. The tit,c will be "How to Get Married; or; Points and Pointers for Bashful Young Aen.'
The age-herald., 1897-08-10

the government to protect it's people against bad beers.
 Representative Wilbur. of New York, has framed a bill which he will present at the next session of congress provid- ing for an inspection of beer the same as is in vogue in Germany. and MT. Will bur makes the statement that public sentiment through his state is very much in favor of it. This no doubt can be said of the country at large. and so long as the people drink beer they will demand tha pure article, and if pure beer is not made in this country it is but natural that the German beers will be used to the exclusion of the domestic product.
The age-herald., 1897-08-10

stale do not lil5s MT. Hanna, nor do they approyeo of his methods Senator ForalNer is as q1ard fighter as there is in the United States, and he fights within the ranks of his own party as we'll as does he fight the opposing party
 Upon che caher hand the democratic party is in good condition. and John R. Mclean, the proprietor of the Cincinnati Enquirer, is the recognized candidate of the democratic party for the senate MT. BicLean is an honorable gentl=man He has made fortune in very few years, but he did Ba legally by investing in real esbate in Washington, where he has tenn pora1ify nzslded for the past ten years. MT. Mclean has been an employer of la bor since he was 21 years of age. and no man llas a better record as an employer of labor than he.
 Senator Hanna is. in fact, the issue himgs1f. Thousands and thousands of re- publfcal.s have expressed themselves flo the effect that-uhey would not vote for candidate for the legislature who would favor the election of MT. Hanna to the senate. He has ncla only the democratic party to antagonize, but before he can hopA to be elected he must conciliate many Of thrs controlling members of his owin party, and it is net believed that he can successfully do it
The age-herald., 1897-08-10
Birmingham to the Front.

JAS will be seen from the dispatches in this issue of The Age-Herald, the special naval board to prepare for congress the necessary information relative to the cost of establishing and operating gov ernment plant for the manufacture of Washington yesterday. There are, as was supposed there would be, a number of places bidding for the works.
 The citizens of Birmingham have made a splendid beginning in the preliminary stages There is no place in the United States that can furnish armor plate at lower prices than can Birmingham. It practically holds the key to the situation, and with everything equal there are abundant reasons for believing dhe award will be given Ito this city. It is stated in the dispatches that Marion, Ind. Is also g competitor. This point is 400 milesfrom the raw material, and many of the o!her places are equally as remote. Pennsyl- tNania cannot fairly compae with Ala ibama in the matter, when prices and quality are measured as the standard, and these of course, will prevail before the board.
 The citizens of Birmingham have just cause ITO be hopeful that when the proper time comes the product from this state will shield tine great warships of the American navy from the projectiles of AnY fOraign foe.
The age-herald., 1897-08-10
The Returned Klondyker

From the Cleveland Plain Dealer.
 ''Yes, Gearge," she said as she fondy gazed upon the bearded face of the wan derer, i've have been very poor since you went away"
 Well change all that now, little woman.'' said the smiling miner. But, here, I'm as hungry as wolf. Where is the dinner?"
 Alas, George" she answered, 'I have no money to buy the necessary ingredi- ents'
 No money?" he echoed. Here, where are your sc:ssors?"
 With steady fingers he rapidly shipped off his luxuriant beard.
 My darling" he said as he handed her the whiskers, run with these to the near est bank. Properly washed they ought to clear up cool $500 in the yellow dust And -rwait, my darling-thi3 afternoon I will take,a bath and if the debris doesn't yield a couple O thousand, I'm how.ing kyote. J
The age-herald., 1897-08-10
Will It ston Itp

z From the New York Commercial Adver- tissr.
 We have been told by Southern newspa- pers that the prompt lynching of offending negroes was the only way in which the commission of particularly odous crime could be prevented. Certainly this plan has had the fullest trial of late. Two men were lynched in Southern communities for it yesterday; hardly a day passes in which the press does not chronicle several mob executions Yet, with all this popular bar barism, the commission of the offense spec flied does not seem to be lessened. It rather seems to be on the increase. Savagery on the part of the mob apparently inctes say agery on the part of the offending class. This fact ought to make the sensible and substantial citizens of the South do some hard thinking.
The age-herald., 1897-08-10
The Pension Roll Grows.

Despite the fact that the war ended fl1irty-two years ago, the federal pension roll now lacks only about 17OO0 names of reaching the million limit. Over S0,- 900 pensioners died last year, but this has been more than offset by the addi- tion of over 50,000 names to the list. No person now living will ever see the end of this pension business. The govern ment is still paying pensions to the wid- ows of soldiers who served in the revo- lutionary war; and it is safe to say there will be widows of the veterans of the civil war drawing their support from the pub lie treasury in the middle of the twerti- eth century.
 It is a heavy burden upon the tax pay CTS, and the people of the south feel it more because the great majority of the pensioners do not live here, and do not spend their money among the southern government to pension It's old soldiers, but there should be a reasonable limit
 A pension should be a. badge of honor, but in this country it is almost badge of shame. Of course it works to the advantage of those localities, north and west, where the pensioners reside, but this cannot be helped. In bearing her share of the pension expenses the south is virtually paying a war indemnity to the victorious north. She is not grumb- ling about this, but she has right to demand an honest pension system.
The age-herald., 1897-08-10
A Business Matter
From the New York commercial-Adve

From the New York Commercial-Adver-
 tiser.
 Birmingham Ala, wants the govern ment armor plate plant, if congress, at its next session. shall direct the secretary of the navy to proceed with the construction of such an institution. The business men of that city assert that Birmingham can furnish the steel required for armor plate far more cheaply than 1t can be furnished in the North, owing to the remarkable de- velopment of the iron and steel industries in that region within recent years. Yet the same business men have for tho most part, steadily voted against the policy of protection which made this development possible. They can learn something to their advantage by pursuing the wiser course pursued by their fellow democrats of Louisiana
The age-herald., 1897-08-10

It is a deplorable state of affairs when Tennessee must do without a new con And this right in the face of the fact that Bill Bynum was in the state few weeks sinc7 and said that things were coming his way.
The age-herald., 1897-08-10

When Mobile securss navy yard and Birmingham makes the armor plate Alabama will not only be able to build warships but can, if necessary. furnish the men to man them, and can also fur nish the most beautiful girls in tne
The age-herald., 1897-08-10
Reflections of Q Bachelor.

Falling in love is all right. but it Is fall- ing out of love that hurts.
 When baby yells in certain way, it is swearing in baby language.
 In the book of woman, marriage is the chapter where everybody glcsscs the plot The best time for man to guard against trouble with his wife is before he gets mar red.
 No man knows how much he loves his wife till he begins to be afraid that she doesn't love h..n.
 Probably on judgment Day lot of the women won't get up at all, because they know their shroVds will be way out of style.
The age-herald., 1897-08-10

President Mckinley VIII confer a great favor upon number of prominent Ala bama republicans by hurrying back to Washington and making a few appoint ment.s.
 If the death. of the prime minister of Spain should mean the recall of Weyler from the head of the Spanish army in Cuba, there will be rejoicing upon the llt- tie island.
The age-herald., 1897-08-10

The few postmAsters left over from the former admins. ration are sItill showing their gratitude to the man who made them by abusing others who do net think as they do. The man at Princetonpstill has fri nds.
The age-herald., 1897-08-10

Perhaps those who still cling to the golden colors of Palmer and Buclner may in future call themselves the Klon- dyke Democrats.
The age-herald., 1897-08-10

It may be necessary for the republi- can party to give John Wanamaker an- other office that he may be kept in the middle of the road.
The age-herald., 1897-08-10

It will be gratifying to those public speakers who have in the past been forced to speak behind net that eggs are worth SIT per dozen in Klondyke.
The age-herald., 1897-08-10

President Mckinley is already suffering from~Saving a private secretary vino i'm agines himself much greater man than the president.
The age-herald., 1897-08-10

Should the railroad rate war cont nue much longer the liberality of the roads may lead to offering share of the gross earnings to those who travel.
The age-herald., 1897-08-10

Richard Mansfields new book may prove to be nothing more than the latest improved style of poster, with a good word for the author set in large type.
The age-herald., 1897-08-10

The chances are that more sure money can be made at home by an honest days labor than by wild goose chase to the AlaskIan gold country.
The age-herald., 1897-08-10

The electrician who can send messages without the use of wires is no friend of the wire trust.
The age-herald., 1897-08-10
Posing.

"She's always posing"
 "Y,s, down to the very book she's read ing"
 "Nha.e book is hat?" , "Poe's works. ."--Chicsgo Po.s..
The age-herald., 1897-08-10

The question now agitating Georgia is: Will Gov, Atkinson's female colonel ride stl.a ddla2
The age-herald., 1897-08-10

Jerry Simpsons golf clothes has set Kansas and Mary Ellen Lease into 8 fever heat.
The age-herald., 1897-08-10

Tt was the work of the assassin in Spain on Sunday ins.ead of in Cuba.
The age-herald., 1897-08-10

world for Irritation purposes to amuse and entertain the officers. The stare will De 8 whole White Squadron all to itself.
The age-herald., 1897-08-10

There seems to be more different opin- ions as to what Senator German meant when he wrote the money plank of the Maryland platform than there are mod els for patent churns in the patent of- flee at Washington.
The age-herald., 1897-08-10

If the argument of the last campaign that a silver dollar was worth but 5S cents is taken as an index for the pres lion a silver dollar is worth but 46 cents With all this they continue to circulate and everybody takes them for 100 cents
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1897-11-11
Agents w anted f!

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The book contains 500 pages and is
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We are the sole publishers Of The
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Our usual liberal commissions.
send 50 cents at once for complete
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Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1897-11-11

Mrs. &c Style-We have forgotten
about the babY's cares.
Mr.. De Style-Cards?
Mrs. de Style-Certainiy To be in
fashion sc must have cards with the
baby's name and the date oi his birth
and send them to our friends. 30 that
they win know thar We have a baDy.
Mr.. de Styie-0h they VIII know it
fast enc tgh if they pass this house any
time between midnight and morning
Tit-IrS
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1897-11-11
4 Fitting Head.

What sort of head shall I put on
this story about the fellow who was
tarred and feathered - asked the new
reporter.
How will He was a bird do" sur-
gested the court man.-Philadelphia
North American.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1897-11-11

She-What do you mean by circulat-
ing the report that I live hand-to-
mouth Nistenee. How dare you?
He-Nell, that was the way it seemed
to me. Whenever call on you, you put
in most OF the time yawning.-Indian-
apolis Journal
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1897-11-11

Higgins You say that Muggins i
misery man when il comes to furnish
ing his tables. Why. have taken din
rer at his house several times. and it
beats any place l ever ate at for nice,
large pieces Of pie.
Wiggins-Yes. but that's one of his
shrewdest schemes. You see, the chill
dren are in such hurry TO get to pie
that they don't eat half meal-N. Y.
Truth
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1897-11-11
THEINFLUENCE

Of the Mother shapes the course
OF unborn generate 0 s-goes
sounding through all the
ages and enters the confines of
Eternity. With what care, there
fore, should the Expectant Moth
or be guarded, and how great the
effort be to ward off danger and
make her life Joyous and happy.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1897-11-11

The best salve IN the world for cuts,
bruises. sores, ulcers. salt rheum. few
II sores. letter, ehapped hands. chill
biaius. cnrns aud all skin eruptions
aud positively cures piles or no pay
required L Is guaranteed to give
perfect satisfaction or money refund
Ell. Price % cents a box. At J. I.
Bennett..
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1897-11-11

Cascarets Candy Cathartic, the mos' won
derful medical discovery of the age. peas
ant and refreshing to the taste, act gently
and positively Oh kidneys. liver and bowels,
cure headache, FEVER, habitual constipation
and biiousness. Please buy and try n box
of C. C. G. to-day; 10, -, 80 cents. Sold and
guaranteed to cure by all druggists.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1897-11-11
A Normal WoD,nn

Jinks-What foolish question! OF
course my wife objects to my smoking.
Filkins-Why, how could know?
Jinks-You ought to be well enough
acquainted with me TO know that
would not have married an eccentric
woman.-N. Y. Journal.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1897-11-11
riIes. rlle.! rtchlng PIC.

SYMPTOMS Moisture: intense itching ant
stinEtags most nj night. Worse by seratt ht * II
allowed 10 continue tum0rs form, which often
bleed and ucerate, becoming tery sore
SSAY MES orSrMENr stops the .ehiEi ana bleed
lag, he 4 liberation aud IL most eases removes
the iumors At druggists or by mail for 81 cents
DR.. Swsyue II son Philadelphia
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1897-11-11

God is perfectly tranquil. He is
never subject to agitation in any case
whatever And unlikeness to HIN in
Mis- respect, except in what is instinct
I've and physically unavoidable, in
iieates the existing ate Of the mind
to be in some respects wrong
tic Review.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1897-11-11

She-Ive been trying TO catch that
Mr.. Higgins in an untruth, and / be-
lieve I've done it.
He-Well, you ought to be happy;
you've been trying to catch him for a
good many years.-Yonkers Statesman.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1897-11-11
Mcnn rhin~-

Miss Chstter-I knew You would be
here to-day to see sister.
Mr.. Cuddler tinterrog.) Intuition?
Miss CONSERVATION. You
always appear on the same day that
Ethel refuses onions at dGnner.-Judge.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1897-11-11
9 STATE oEo a LorFfELuoLz deeeased.

e. SrATE-CiEo. a. LOEFfELHOLz deceased.
state 81 Wisconsin County COURT IF Grant
3eunty-Iu Probate
Notice IS hereby given that al the special
term Of the County Court 10 be held i'm and
for said County. at the Court House in the
city Of Lancaster. In said County on the ith
Tuesday of Nov "a. -. 1897 being the 23rd
day Of Nov 1897 at the hour Of one O'Clock
IN the afternoon the following matter will
be heard and considered
The application Of Geo. A. Loeffelholz for
admission To Probate Of an instrument In
writing purportng 10 be the last viii and
testament Ot Geo. a LOetelhOlz tate OF the
town of Paris ia said county. deceased
BY an order of the Court
GEO. y. CARTER.
County Judge.
Dated oct q 1897, 3sw3
II. Bgchner. Attorney for Petitioner
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1897-11-11
EoRECt.oSu RI SALE

III Ctrcui} Court Tor Grauicounty Wis
state of Wisconsin,
Grant County
Phiacl, walker Panaa
Nancy Cardy Anarew6ar-
DIS aud MNTtig Carly hts
wife Clinton CardV ana
Nellie CArdy, his wife
Jessie May Petty Frank
CardV WIN. CardY Gee
CardS Nav wilkins and
Nancy Wilkins. Defend
ants
Notice is hereby given that by virtue Of
ana pursuant To A Judgment OF foreclosure
and order ~ sale made IN The above entitled
action. rendered by said court. Al the regu-
lar oct. term thereof, for the year is9d held
n the Court House. in the City OF Lancaster.
Grant County Wisconsin, said term COM
iSg6, said Judgment and order bearing date
the 2ist day ot October. A. -. sqd and the
time allowed by Law for redemption hav-
ngexpired ana no redemption having been
made therein l will. on the 18TH dav of
December \ y, 1877. at 10 O'Clock in the
forenoon, a. the front door Of the Court
House, TIN the CITY 81 Lancaster Grant
County. Wisconsin offer for sale and sell at
puhUe yenduc. 10 the highest ana best bid
der or bidders. for cash, he following deS-
Crlbed martgaged premises or SO much
thereof as Will be sufficient u raise the
amount due on said Judgment interest and
costs. together with expense Of sale to-wit.
The west halt of the northwest quarter Of
the southeast quarter of section number
two ~ ST township number three tN north
OF range four ~ west OF the fourth priuci-
pal meridian. also six 10 acres in the north
east corner 81 the east half OF the south
west quarter Of the aforesaid section num-
Der two (al same town and range as hereto
fore decided 10 Jesse r. Cardv hv Carrot
StAckable ana wife on the 18th daY OF Aprtl
A. u. lS>l, meaning by the last described
tract. all that part of the southwest quarter
section two tel township three go north Of
range number four t4l which hes east Of
the public highway
Dated SheviH's Oftice Lane aster. WIS the
Soth day of October. a T.. 1877
HORACE HYNER
sheriff Grant County WIS
Ray p walker Plat t1a' Attorney r ID.
address Lancaster, Grant County WIS
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1897-11-11
Don't Tobacco Spit and Smoke Your Life Away.

To quit tobacco easily and forever, be mag
netic. iull OF life. nerve and vigor take No-To'
Bac. the wonder worker that makes weak men
strong. All druggists, soc or 81. Cure guaran-
teed Booklet and sample free. Address
Sterling Remedy Co, Chicago or New York
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1897-11-11
TboughtIcss Girl.
mt Miss Snroolye+,c fa+lar,7i,l,.+

Didn't Miss sproeket's fatherdie last
montho"
Yes. What Of it?"
WHY. the unfeeline creature never
has had the decency 10 have the frame
e her bicycle painted rlack Chicago
Post.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1897-11-11

Hope not 10 tie the wind. though it
blow in the dire ton Of thy wishes;
for the wind itself once gave this simili-
tude 10 Solomon.-Hafiz.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1897-11-11

The poet starved for years and years;
His lays were all of love and hope;
But now no hunger-pangs he fears
He sings of liver pills ard soap.
ryaa.,hrri
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1897-11-11
EIrnrinn On IL

Staylate-Won't you give me kiss
before 1 go tonight?
Miss Weary-When do you intend to
go?-N. y. Journal.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1897-11-11

That woman is queer may be readily seen
For she has a wonderful way;
It kills her to run a sewing machine,
But she'll ride a bike all day
N Y Journal
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1897-11-11
q sTArE DANIEL oswALD. 81. 1891.

state Of wiscon in, County Court Of Grant
COuutv-fu Probate
Notice IS hereby gwen. that at the special
term q the county Court, 70 pc held IN aud
city Of Lancaster. in sa q County on the 5th
Tuesday of Noy., A D. 1891 being the 10th
day ot,Nov.. 1891 at the hour Of O'Clock IN
the afternoon the following matter viii be
heard anG considered
The application Of G. 4 Oswald and Daniel
Oswald. .fr.executors of the estate OF Daniel
oswald ST. for the adjustment and allow
auCc of their administration account and
the assignment of The residue Of said estate
ID surn other persons as are by laW entitled
70 the same.
By order of the Court
GEORGE i. CARTER
County Judge
Dated oct u 1897 asw4
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1897-11-11
Generally.

Old nature oft is contrary,
Deal with her as you may;
The man who talks the most is he
That has the Least to say.
Chicago News
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1897-11-11
TO Cure Constipation Forever.

Take CascaretS Candy Cathartic. 10c or 25c.
II C. C. C. fail to cure, druggists refund money.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1897-11-11

Educate Your Bowels with Cascarets.
Candy Cathartie. cure constipation. forever.
Zoe, 2oc. II G G. G. fail, druggists refund money.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1897-11-11
No-To-Bae for FIFTY Cents.

Guaranteed tobacco habit cure, makes weak
men strong, blood pure. soc, 81 All druggists
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1897-11-11
J. Godfrey, N. D

once ovsrnPosa Once. Residences
two blocks north Of Grand Central
Hotel.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1897-11-11
Educate Your Bowels with casearets.

Candy Cathartic. cure constipation forever
loo, sc. II c. c. c fail, druggists refund money
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1897-11-11

Prof. Broadhead-It is knowing what
we don't know. my SOM. Y World.