New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-01-14
THE TAX or THE DAY.

S-narvr-elect Money does not appear 10 have
scored a conspicuous success az "A new journalist.
Res4ntful.-"I have a good father said the
Young man zone who am sure. always tried 10
10 his duty. | have only one ihng with "h''h ~
reproach him
what H. thar? , .a,.
Human nature H. human nature. and must take
ii for granted that he t. no exception 10 hN %
rule / don't think can ever forgive MN Tor the
manner In which he used TO go arol"u h amu pvas s
his friends with the smart things s''d VINE" was
a bah washington Star
9TH, Kansas city Star says that Kansas City
will soon be the greatest mule market In the world.
II already ships thousands annually TO all portions
Of the United States Central America and Mexico
poryeus-Sav Fred can't You lend me $40?
shall have some money coming In the last OF next
t;iigal-very we'll we'll wait until the last OF next
week-(B Boston Transcript.
There is an oyster shell on exhibition In Portland,
Ne. which weighs li3 pounds. Il was brought
from the China Sea.
lie Mngriy)-was there any fool sweet on you
before married you"
I'm sorry you rejected him"
But / didn't reject him. married him. -'Dub-
I'm Freeman.
An ordinance against the use Of narrow tires Oh
vehicles Is TO introduced in the city Council OF
Nrw-Orleans.
Ragged Way side-why did yer steal dat scientific
paper when dcre wuz lots wid gals pictures III drh
Wandering Wily-l Ike ter read bout de- invrn-
ton OF labor savn machinery DIS VIII De n,,s
world ter live In when dete : no more "o'N "'''
by hand.-tComic cuts.
The city Council Of Chicago has passed an ordl-
nance prohibiting any one IN theatre from wear
ing any OF headgear.
A Wise Father-Mrs Ferry-I had an awful time
getting Bobby TO take his medicine. begged him
TO lie good In all the words could think Or pu' lie
an 10 Al
Mr.. Ferry-You didn't 90 at nm In the risrt way.
good hoy or not? You ought TO have dared him TO
take it.-,Cincinnai Enquirer
An earnest Kansas woman has written 10 Gov
-rnor I.eedy asking him 10 recommend the passage
OF a law prohibiting the manuiat tur" sale ana use
Of cors-is on the ground that they are doing more
harm to the human race than cigarettes.
story comes from town not a thousand miles
from Bar iiarbor. Me. that equals the celebrated
Dan and Nose. neither of whom was noted FOR his
erudition were partners n an enterprise which i. II
10 settle small bill that WAS due 10 them. ana.
after paying. asked for a receipt Nose retired to
turned with the following "Weve got our pay.
Ne and Dan Boston Herald.
Governor Piaer.e OF Michigan, having found that
there are a number OF obsolete laws so constructed
a. to be imperative has offered prize of So to
the student Of the University OF Michigan who VIII
discover the gr-htrst nufnDff ol lh'~' i""~ """
mas appointed "A commission consisting OF cir
cnit iudre and "A prominent lawyer. to decide the
contest.
\ Sunday-schoo superin' rndent at the close OF
an address on creation. which he was sure ne mad
kept within the comprehension Of the least inteiI-
gent OF the scholars. smilingy invited questions.
4 tiny hoy. with white. eager face ana large
brow at one. held up his nand. please, sir. why
was Adam never baby The superintendent
cough he'd In some doubt as to v nat answer 10 give
but little girl ~ nine the eldest of several broth
ers and sisters came promptly TO his aid Please.
SIR" she said. smarty. there was nobody 70 nuss
himv'-lTit-B!ts