St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1897-03-12
This and That.

Overheard near Bergen.-Norwegian
host (whose English is not perlect) to
British tourist-"What that | tell you,
sarr, it is quite true. hansen killed his
last dog to save the Others. - Punch.
Hoods Pills cure liver ills, billousness,
Indigestion, headache. A pleasant laxa-
tive. All druggists.
Look yere, SUBJ" said Washington
Whitewash, "whut yo' mean by runnin'
inter me dat way" GO way, black
man." replied Jackson Chickcoop, "I's
color blind, is."- Philadelphia North
American.
One minute is all the time necessary to
decide from personal experience that One
Minute Cough Cure does what it's name
implies. Boynton & Eastman.
They always call a girl by her first
name in the West. Westerners are so
free and frank" Eyes, and then, too, a
girls first name is the only one you can
always be dead sure OF out there
detroit Journal.
Torturing, itching, scaly skin eruptions
burns and scalds are soothed at once and
promptly healed by DeWitts Witch Hazel
Salve, the best known cure for piles.
Boynton & Eastman.
His Little Son-"Papa, what does it
mean to throw good money after bad ?"
The Stock Broker-"lt meaus-what are
you reading about, anyhow; some
reorganization scheme ?'-[L Lie.
Don't allow the lungs to be impaired
by the continuous irritation Of a cough.
1t is easier to prevent consumption than
to cure it. One Minute Cough Cure taken
early will ward off any fatal lung trouble
Boynton & Eastman.
you cawn't set down no fixed rule o.
conduct in this life," said old Virgins,
the Barley Now orator. Sampson got
into trouble cause he got is hair cut,
and Absalom got into trouble cause he
didn't."-[Tit-Bts.
1t is surprising what wee bit of a
thing" can accomplish. Sick headache,
constipation, dyspepsia, sour stomach,
dizziness, are quickly banished by De-
Wits Little Early Risers. Small pill.
Safe pill. Best pill. Boynton & East
man.
Mrs. Watts-"Isn't it good deal OF
annoyance to get your meals at such
irregular hours?' Hungry Higgins
THE irregular hours amt so bad as the
irregular days. Indianapolis Journal.
If you have ever seen a child in the
agony of Group, you can appreciate the
rot q do nt he Of |, a+
One Minute Cough Cure relieves their
little ones as quickly asst is administered
Many homes in this city are never with
out it. Boynton & Eastman.
Johnny -"Papa?" Papa "Well?"
Johnny-"Some OF the boys in school say
that President Mckinley is going to have
Mark Hanua's birthday made national
holiday. Is it true p Brooklyn Life.
E. E. Turner OF Compton, Mo-, writes
us that after suffering IRON piles for sew
enteen years, he completely cured them
by using three boxes of DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Salve. 1t cures eczema and severe
skin diseases. Boynton & Eastman.
Miss Prude (whle out walking with
her younger sister thinks she is rudely
treated)-"Were you staring at me, sir ?"
Strange gentleman BLESS you, no,
madam. was admiring your little
granddaughter. y New York Weekly.
They are so small that the most sensi-
tive persons take them, they are so effec.
tive that the most obstinate cases OF
constipation, headache and torpid liver
yield to them. That is why DeWitt's
Little Early Risers are known as the ia
nous little pills. Boynton & Eastman.
New Roomer, sarcastically-"Is this
all the soap there is in the room ?" Land
lady, decidedly-"Yes sir all l can allow
for one ROOM New Roomer-"Well, I'll
take two more rooms. must wash my
face in the morning" = Household
Words.
Many cases of Grippe" have lately
been cured by One Minute Cough Cure.
This preparation seems especially adapted
to the cure of this disease. ltacts quickly
thus preventing serious complications
and bad effects in which this disease often
leaves the patient. Boynton & Eastman.
thine is money!" said Uncle Eben,
"but dab ain no way o. cac latin whut
de returns fun sech an inves 'ment is
gwineter be. Sometimes er two minutes
convuhsation'll bring in er Study income
o. trouble fob ten aw twenty yahs. -
Washington Star.
We would like to look I'M o the pleasant
face OF some one who has never had any
arrangement OF the digestive organs. We
see the drawn and unhappy faces OF dys-
peptics in every walk OF lie. 1t is our
national disease, and nearly all COM
plants spring from this source. Remove
the stomach difficulty and the work is
done.
Dyspeptics and pale, thin people are
literally starving, because they don't
digest their food. Consumption never
develops in people of robust and normal
digestion. Correct the wasting and loss
OF flesh and we cure the disease. Do this
with food.
The Shaker Digestive Cordial contains
already dieested TODD aud is digester of
food at the same time. It's effects are
felt at once. Get pamphlet OF your
druggist and learn about it.
Laxol is castor oil made as sweet as
hap NV n ~ Child -