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Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1897-07-22

The annual premium list Of the state
fair will be ready in a few days. The
premiums offered are liberal and splen-
didly classified. Write to the secretary
at Yankton for q copy.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1897-07-22

Just think of having to postpone field
day sports on account OF rain in South
Dakota and in the middle OF July at
that 1t beats all p revious records the
Oldest inhabitant hasn't a word to say.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1897-07-22

A protection to your family il you die
af1a Il savings bank for yourself ii you
live is the results OF a policy in the New
York Life insurance company. Il. A.
Wearne will explain it to you,
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1897-07-22

Frank Robinson, George Buck and
Frank LOTUS came up from Minneap-
oils tits morning to remain through the
harvest season. Mr.. Buck formerly
worked for r.. j. Philbrook.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1897-07-22

r. W. Parliman, Thos. Lawler, J W,
Arthur and Bob Taylor drove toSuihmit
Saturday and took in the ball tourna-
ment. S~trouseton captured first money.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1897-07-22

John Parrot and Thos. Lena Oh drove
over from Pierpont Monday on business
and remained in the city until yesterday
on account OF the rain.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1897-07-22

CAUCUS--A citizens caucus will be
held any time on demand at the furni~
ture store for the purpose OF selecting
baby cabs for the rising generation oil
citizens. Republicans, democrats and
popnlists invited.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1897-07-22

Homer Clemens, who held cases on the
Herald some years ago., arrived in the
city tuesday noon. He intends to stay
a short time and visit relatives and
friends.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1897-07-22

The Strouseton ball team was not in
evidence Tuesday, owing to the inclem-
emf weather. Ii is expected that they
will be up Saturday to cross bats with
the Websterites.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1897-07-22

Early Thursday evening Floyd Taylor
rode up from the ball grounds on his
Monarch bicycle and placed it in u shed
in the rear OF his residence while he went
in long enough to write q letter. When
he came out his wheel was gone. Think
ing some OF his friends had borrowed it,
he was no. alarmed ut Its Disappearance
but Iext day made up his mind that it
was stolen, probably by some smooth
thief passing thro' town. He wired all
the neighboriBg tow2s but ~ to this
time has heard nothing Of his bike.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1897-07-22

f.
description.
n iusurance-D. B. Compton.
orious rain Sunday.
- Wm.H II. Mensing for abstracts.
Ina Day.-Saturday, July "a.
,..b car Of lime received +. w. Small.
E,lter G. Jacobs Sundayed in the
10 Wm.H II. Mensing for abstracts.
trsdS Pew was down from Andover
Day.
H. the Jeweler sells, rents and re-
b bicycles.
Il IN. Rankin OF Bristol was here on
tsday.
Bio, 600 to loan on approved secur-
Nv. S. Haish.
II. Rexford was up from Waubay last
Bning.
Fresh Fruit Saturday at the
bde Restaurant.
IHi. Currence and wife drove up from
II Friday.
4 have Just received a car load OF fresh
be-. W. Small.
\. {. Sheldon came down rom Aber-
kn Monday.
koIa-Phos. Delicious and refreshing.
Pioneer Drugstore.
Eorbett Concert Company Tuesday
FHlng, July 81.
Dew instruments at the Star gallery
n work done there.
Felix RondeIl OF Pickerel lake was in
Fbster Tuesday.
Five baby an outing in one OF our new
lbs, Benjamin & Co.
pewC. Gruby was in from Enemy
Fn last Friday.
For general satisfaction there is moth
+ like Dwight's Flour.
Res. W.D. Lane occupied the M. +.
pit last Sunday.
FIXTURES as cheap at the Star gallery
! anywhere in the city.
State air-Yankton-Sept. 81 to Oct.
-lou are invited.
Al kinds Of country and city viewing
Fall at TIN Star gallery.
N v, Holcomb, the piano man of st.
sul, is here today.
Benjamin & Foster have the finest line
baby cabs eve. Ii town.
MISS Elena Peabody came up Friday
ON Big Stone lake.
4 Q are in need of lime +. w. Small
Just received a fresh car.
Inc Model restaurant has put up q
'ndsome new awning.
oe' your sewing machine needles and
'fas at Ross the jewelers..
: palrymple Of Appleton was in the
J Monday and Tuesday.
rive hundred new shades OF all grades
y prices at Benjamin & Co.'S.
ifed Atherton, editor OF the Waubay
'pper' is in the city today.
a0ney to loan on approved real estat,
" ucxs,xo
yrs v. NJ. Lawyer OF Wnubay visited
.uus III this city yesterday.
'~ycles are down. $25 will buy &
Vudss wheel at Ross the jewelers..
'a,u' ram, wind and rain has been thu
a'ner program for the week.
! VI nfst-ciass engine and boiler worl
oa or address W. C. Ehlers, Bristol
a'e Hanson came up from Orton
70 take in the field sports.
De',clous, is the only verdict for til
. urihk, Claret Phosphate. at M. A
luls.
-. Doe and Il. Huntington drov
! 20 Bradley Friday evening.
= lhul has put in a complete lin
1'saed iruit for soda fountain u.s.
n. ~ cream soda favored with thi
~ I'M IIlA lAs-aL
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1897-07-22

Frank Nye went up to Andover on the
freight today.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1897-07-22

Ladies fine dress gloves, all colors,
from 81 to $1.75 per pair at the Eieva-
tor Store. Every pair fully warranted
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1897-07-22

A ball game took place at the ball park
last Friday afternoon between a local
kid nine and one from Holmquist in
Kidder township. Rabak and Barber
comprised the Webster battery and they
proved to be too much for the country
boys who we're defeated 81 to Ia. The
game was arranged so hastily that not
many knew OF it, but those who attended
say that Webster has a number OF prom
ising colts. The score by innings
Holmquist - 2 o 3 o o o 4 BID.
Webster - 4 4 = 3 3 z -31,
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1897-07-22

Mason fruit jars-quarts, 4Sc. doz.
} o~uarts, 55c. doz. at Elevator Store.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1897-07-22

Very best pure cider vinegar, soc. per
gallon at Elevator Store.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1897-07-22

Wanted, 500 bushels OF barley. Viii
nav 90 cents per bushel.-C.C e. Hart.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1897-07-22

Mr.. and Mrs. Carl Laird arrived last
Friday morning on q visit to Mr.. LIS
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Robt. Laird. Mr..
l.. is station agent at Cottonwood,
MINI
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1897-07-22

Died on Sunday, July Is, OF summer
complaint, Mary Anne, aged g months,
daughter OF Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Wagner
OF Morton township, The funeral took
Mace Monday.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1897-07-22

Otis Siglinger, a nephew OF Chas. Sig
lin ger, arrived yesterday on the evening
passenger and will ,nake an extended
visit here before returning to bis home
i'm Kansas.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1897-07-22

The Elevator Store has just received a
splendid line OF new styles in gents fur
Dishings.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1897-07-22

David Williams made a business trip
to Verdon yesterday.
The Elevator Store building is receiv-
ing a new coat OF paint.
Walt. Williams lost ten head of sheep
during the recent severe storm.
VIM. Fisher, president of the Equitable
Tru ST Co. of Volga, was in the city on
Tuesday.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1897-07-22

80 kegs Cd steel cut nails sold at 81
per keg at the Elevator Store.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1897-07-22

The bicycle race Saturday will be a
hot one as crack riders are entered from
Miibank and Watertown. Our local
bows will give them n run for their
money.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1897-07-22

John Parrot and Thos. Lena on drove
over from Pierpont Monday on business
and remained in the city until yesterday
on account OF the rain.
Mason fruit iars-quarts, 4Sc. doz.
. quarts. 55c. doz. at Elevator Store.
r. W. Parliman, Thos. Lawler, J WI
Arthur and Bob Taylor drove to Sufhmit
Saturday and took in the ball tourna-
ment. Strouseton captured first money.
Very best pure cider vinegar, soc. per
gallon at Elevator Store.
/
Mr.. and Mrs, Carl Laird arrived last
Friday morning on q visit to Mr.. LIS
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Robt. Laird. Mr..
L. is station agent at Cottonwood,
MINI.
The Elevator Store has just received a
splendid line OF new styles in gents fur
nishings.
The bicycle race Saturday will be a
hot one as crack riders are entered from
Miibank and Watertown. Our local
boys will give them a run for their
money.
80 kegs Cd steel cut nails sold at 81
per keg at the Elevator Store.
Died on Sunday, July Is, OF summer
complaint, Mary Anne, aged 8 months,
daughter OF Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Wagner
of Morton township, The funeral took
place Monday.
Ladies fine dress gloves, all colors,
from 81 to $1.75 per pair at the Eieva-
| tor Store. Every pair fully warranted.
The Strouseton ball team was not III
evidence Tuesday, owing to the 'nclem-
emf weather. Ii is expected that they
will be up Saturday TO cross a q with
the Websterites.
Frank Nye went up to Andover on the
freight today.
wanted 900 bushels OF barley. Viii
40 ...s NOR hushel-C. G.. Hart.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1897-06-30
CURED
Sparagus kidney Pills.

HOBBS REMEDY CO.. PRoPRrE9oRs, CHICAGO.
DR.. Hobbs Pills For Sale in OCALA, FLA, Of
ANTI-MONOPOLY DRUG STORE.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1897-06-30
?. c. & P. Special Rates.

National convention of young
peoples society of Christian En-
deavor at San Francisco, account
of above occasion will sell June
9th TO July End inclusive. Stop
overs allowed west of Colorado,
must reach destination by July
9th. Rate from Ocala one way
S36.l0. Return ticket can be
purchased as late as August 9th.
international convention of Ep-
worth League Toronto, Ont
Official route-On account Of
above occasion will sell July 18th,
18th, and 18th, limited to return
July Goth, but extensions will be
granted by depositing ticket with
agent, prior to July oath Ocala to
Toronto and return S3S.O5.
A. O. MACDoNELL, G.. P. A.,
Jacksonville.
John Dozier, Agent,
w. III. Hopkins, T. P. A.,
w. w. Condor, Ticket Agent,
Ocala.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1897-06-30

No. 20 Daily from Gainesville, Live Oak
f:SOPM Waycross. Savannah. No fgomery
md ALI IONS n rt.I, ess, and west, Also from
J4okso vile and Palaika.
No 81 ID iiv from Pert Tampa, TAMPA,
100 AM Lakeland. Punta Gorda- Barlow,
Fitzg raid. -esburg ard pll TO nts sou This
rain carries through slee. er from fort Tampa
TO New YoIk via Ocala.
Nc. 70 paiiy { ON Lee b--y. Fi.zg.ra'i
f:45 Brook willie, Tnlb. T rpon >p nes,
Llearw.ter. ~. Petersburg. A -.rl nd. Tampa
md Port anna, and daily ex"elt Su. day from
tust.s, Umaii and Astor nd Barlow, Pun a
Gorda and in:ermedi te stations
No. ~ Dsi'y except Sunday from Homo
Gas AN s~ssA,C star ard 4. te mediate points
No IS Oily from Juliette, Newberry Ar
S:25 y ~ cher and al points north. east and
wet, and from istachaita, Fora Citv, Inverness
and all points south
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1897-06-30
Heidtville Happenings

We have had some very heavy
rains during the past week.
Our hustling farmers are har-
vesting fodder with great rapid
ity this week.
Miss Mary Atkins is visiting rel
atives in the brick city this week.
l Peterson and L Williams
were seen on our streets Sunday
afternoon.
A j Brazell, who has been
employed by w Brown of Oxford
for the past few weeks, has re-
turned to Heidtsville, to the de-
light of his many friends and as
sociates.
The B Y P u received two ap-
plications for membership at its
last meeting; this society is
growing slowly, but we hope it is
being built with a firm founda-
ton.
D'L Atkins and Miss Annie
Strickland were visitors at Mr.
Bosses residence ct Hartshorn
Friday; they report that they
were entertained royalty by the
noble and generous occupants of
this handsome residence.
DON'T LEAVE APPLES.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1897-06-30
Gambler Chips.

The people of Gambler are pre-
pairing for good old time on
next Saturday at Lake Weir; all
neighboring towns are cordially
invited to join us in the celebra-
ton of Independence day.
Professor A f Bergman of
Belleview came over last Satur-
day and led the orchestra prac-
tice.
The post Offices at Welshton
and Gambler will change post
masters July 1. Cigars" A r
Cross and Captain w H belong.
Rev J r Vandewater and wife
returned last week from Athens,
Tennessee, where they were visit
ing their son Charles L, who is
one of the graduates of the col
lege at that place this year.
s d Smith of Welshton was in
the orange city this week.
Baked pears are now served at
all hours of the day, as the trees
at this place are loaded with the
delicious fruit.
The novelty of a shower has
passed; we get a nice rain every
day.
The people of Gambler speak in
the highest praise of the Weekly
Star as bright and newsy sheet.
STEVE.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1897-06-30
Baptist Young Peoples Union.

For the occasion of the meeting
of the Baptist Young Peoples
Union Of America, to be held at
Chattanooga July 1913, 1897,
the Southern and it's connections
have arranged to sell tickets on
July ID, IA AMI 15 at rate of one
fare for the round trip from all
stations, or S14.6O from jackson
vile to Chattanooga, and return
good returning until July 21,with
privilege of extension so as to be
good until Aug. Is by depositing
with the ticket agent at Chatta-
nooga on or before July 10.
On account of the superior SER
vice and natural advantages of
the T. C. & P. and Southern
railways, these lines have been
selected as the official route for
the delegation from Florida, and
the Rev. w. T. Hundley, trans
portation leader for the state, and
the Rev. J. j. Parsons, president
of the society for the state, re-
quest us to urge that all those
who desire to make the trip kind
ly communicate with them, so
that arrangements may be made
to handle the entire party togeth-
er, in order that the Florida dele
cation may make as creditable
showing as possible.
1t is desired that the party con-
centrate at Jacksonville, SO as to
have a through car from Jack
sonville to Chattanooga without
change, and the Rev. Mr.. Humid
ley is making a list of those who
will go, and will be pleased to
furnished any detailed informa-
ton you may require relative to
the trip Or the accommodation.
If you contemplate making the
trip please let me hear from you,
and we will be pleased to mail
you printed matter descriptive of
Chattanooga, the Nashville Cen
tennial, and other side trips and
excursions effective at the time of
the B. Y. P. i. A. convention.
L. A. SHIPMAN,
Florida Passenger Agent,
213 w. Bay ST., Jacksonville, Fla.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1897-06-30
Tax, K; PLANT system E; s,, As
SCHEDULE EFFECT JUNEA6, 1897
ARRIVAL AND DEPARTURE OF TRAINS AT OCALA
For All
Points

No. IS, leaving Ocala solid
Waycros with Pullman sleeping follows Waycross
Louis via Montgomery and & r. Waycoss Nashville
Atlanta and and Waycoss to New York
Savannah Charleston Atlantic
Nashville
bue solid through via the Evansville Route Also Louisville
and Cincinnati for Chicago Train No
via Gainesville and High Springs Pullman sleeping
through to New York without change Richmond
and Philadelphia connecting Washington with the Old
Colonial Express for Boston without change
at through sleeper Nashville Montgomery
without change. Direct connection
Orleans at Birmingham Memphis
ty.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1897-06-30
LEAVE.

No 20 D-ily, fo- Leeshu-g, Fitzgerald
3:fOP ~ Tr lby. Lakeland, Tampa aud .l in
meiiSfe tons.
No T8 la w for /Gainssvirl e Lake rity,
2:05e ~ Live Oa Savannah -ni I'll oint<
norta. ~ ard vest { o.. nec-ian och- le
for Psiatka, JAG. sonville and ali in ermvdiate
st stions.
No. 81 Daily for G ervile. live O,k
1;SO DAM wayc-oss, rtgomer-, Savannah.
Oh. les N. a II roin's roth. east and west
his ira n CIR les through siee er from Pnrt
TamT TO New York. va . ala, Gaines il e, Ss-
vannsh and Char lesion.
No. - Daily for Iu'i-'te AM al stations
1905 noon n nth % High Spnrgs and south
10 Trilby.
No IS Daily except SunIay fo- Cr- stall end
z 20 n limos ASA. Com ects at Jnlietfe With
fast mail FIR Tampa and the south.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1897-06-30

Don't Tobacco Spit and 3mOke Your Life Away.
II you want to quiz tobacco using easily
and forever. be inaue WELL strong, magnetic,
full of new life aud vigor, take No-To-Bac,
the wonder-workcr, that makes weak men
strong. Many gain ten pounds in ten days.
Over 4O0, 900 cured. Buy No-To-Bac OF your
druggist, under guarantee to cure, SOC or
81 90. Bookle. and sample mailed free. Ad.
Sterling Remedy Co., CHICAGO or New York.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1897-06-30
Cottages to Rent.

One of 4, one of 6 and one of s
rooms; either furnished or unfur-
nished. Desirable location east
of square, in best of repairs.
Rents very cheap fer summer
Address box 201.
Only the best meats and the
freshest produce at Edwards Bros.
Edwards Bros, the leading
butchers, for anything in their
line.
-Whitman's Superextra Can
dies and Chocolates just received
at Troxler's.
Cool, comfortable footwear
for men, at small cost. David
son & VanEchop.
Who is your halter? We
would like to be. Davidson &
VanEchop.
-"Anti-skeet" instantly clears
a room of mosquitoes. Sold at
the Anti-Monopoly drug store.
Full line oil cold drinks and
melons on ice at % Exposition
street.
-Limeade, the popular drink,
at Troxler's.
Base balls, SOC, T5c and 81.
The standard league ball for ST..
regular price s1.5O at the Anti
Monopoly drug store.
The Racket. - Unlaundried
shirts Csc, four in hand ties 15c,
fine silk scarfs Csc, celluloid col
lars 10c.
-Dongola oxford, the latest
shade of green, only So, at G.
Rheinauer's.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1897-06-30

Buy your shirt waists ready
made at G.. Rheinauer's cheaper
than you can make them.
Best one cent pencil on earth
at the Racket.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1897-06-30

To Cure a Cold in One Day
Take Laxative Bromo-Quinine
Tablets. All druggists refund
the money if it fails to cure. Csc.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1897-06-30

WANTED-To exchange good
realty for a small mercantile bus
mess and will pay some cash diff
ference. Address OK" care Star.
Look Here! Another big lot
of whiteware. Plates, Csc, soc,
Soc set; large coffee cups and sau-
GERS, 40c set; bakers, &c, SC, l0c,
13c; bowls, sc, &c, &C, SC, 1Oc;
chambers, zoc, &c, soc; meat
dishes, &c, loo, 15c, Csc; bowl and
pitcher, Csc; pitcher, 33c; naples,
&c, 1Oc, 12c, 15c; pitchers, 12c, 15c,
25c. Cheapest dishes in Florida
at the Racket.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-04-29

had lost ali its WOO" He Is now hunt
ing for the means Of destroying the
microbe or rendering it innocuous.
"A Russian embassy that will cause
more alarm in England than tho mis-
sions to Aeuelik is the one about to be
sent to the amer of Afehanistan. hav-
ing for its chief N. 0rombtchersky,
who looked:ou for Russian interests
in the dispute over the Pamir boundary.
Isabelle, notorious under the SEQ.
ond empire as the flower girl OF tho
Paris Jockey club. is now IN old woman
earning a precarious living by selling
flowers in the streets. She was turned
out by the jockey club on her mothers
appealing to charity because she would
not support her.
"A contemporary portrait Of Sir
Thomas More. Blessed Thomas More a.
he is now by the pope's decree. was dis
covered, black with age, in a corner OF
tie Official residence Of the house Of
commons speaker. Sir Thomas was
speaker Of the commons in 1923 before
he was made lord chancellor and speak
er of the lords. The portrait has been
restored and hung in tho gallery OF
portraits Of former speakers.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-04-29
A Blind Pie Of AhiIity,

The Sun told recently of a little pig.
finding its way home after having been
carried half mile in a covered basket.
Samuel Horner, who lives near Car
michaels, Pa, tells more remarkable
story of blind pig that found its way
home after having been carried three
miles or more in a box. The pig was
Of a litter Of four and was blind from
birth. When about three months old
the litter was sold TO a ncighboripg
farmer, who took them all home in a
large box in his wagon. The road was
not only crooked one, but was cut by
several cross roads and it passed
through a village with several crcas
streets, the neighbours farm being about
two miles beyond the village. The pigs
were turned out in a small lot. On the
morning Of the third day after the
blind pig had been taken away, Mr..
Horner found it in his hog lot with his
other pigs. None of its companiels had
returned with it. There was no other
way for the pig to return home than by
following the road over which it had
been carried in the box.-N. Y. Sun.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-04-29
PITH AND POINT

How dreadully stout the genera
= getting" "Yes, isn't it fo-tunatei
Otherwise he wouldn't be able to wea,
all his medals!"-Punch.
Fighting at tho Break.-Swee,
Thing-"I had a proposal last night.
Dearest Girl-'tSo you are to be mar
ried!"-Detroit Free Press.
To accomplish any thing in this lif,
ono mist pay tho price. One cannes
propel wheelbarrow without walking
along behind it-Boston Transcript.
-Glanders-"It is said that pa per ca.
be used effectively in keeping a person
warm" Gazlay-"That is very true
remember a 3o-day note Of mine once
kept me in q sweat for a month."-Har
lem Life.
-Clerk-"The fremen turned thA
hose in our cellar, sir, and drenched two
bales of that silk dress goods. VIVA,
about ito" Observation-Disclosures 9
big sale of watered silk right away
Cincinnati Commercial Tribune.
He (salesman)-"Dear little hand
(absentmindedly); II wonder il it viii
wash?" She icon spiritol-"No, sir. i,
won't, nor it won't scrub, either-butii
you want it to play the piano. it's yours
George. "-Tid-Bits
-Fuddy.-"Gorgon is a man of re.
sources. Whenever call at his house
he begins TO ask me profound cues
tons. He does it 20 please his baby
confound him" Duddy-"Please hi.
baby?" Fuddy-"He rattles me, yor
know."-Boston Transcript.
Eyes" said the gentleman with the
long whiskers. II was a farmer once
but 1 quit the business" 100 law
were you?" asked the gentleman in the
bald wig. "Oh, no. Too honest ]
couldn't stand the crooked work. !,
What crooked work." Building raj,
fences."-Indianapolis Journal.
A Coincidence.-"The man WIZ
brought this in remarked the editors
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manuscript told me conidentially
that he needed the money for Il" Yes :
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strange fact that the longest poem.
seem almost invariably TO be written
oy the shortest poets. gton
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