The Mason County journal. [volume] (Shelton, W.T.) 1886-1927, 1897-01-29
Kettle Kettleson in the Legislature

Maester Edetor-Eftor ay drave Ell
vid mae fellow nag from Skookumyuck
en- kam bay Olympia, ay esk falar on
street var kapetal hus bane, en- hae tai
Mae ct bane oop bay thirteenth street,
so ay drave oop dar, en- hitset mae nag
to fence, en- tank ay vii look runde
leeta for borden hus cen stable. var ay
kan putet oop for de winters. Ay see
qveer krysy leokin hus out EN- trees;
ct got yust one basement story of offul
beeg stones, en- de doors en- vendows
ban stole out, vid shed ruff made on
bords. Ay tank som farmer falar
kommens to beld beeg root hus, men
ay tank hees vegetables ban al froz oop,
for de don ban engentang en- dar, efry
tang ban vacant. Ay tank des ban
guide stabel for mae nag, SO ay omit
sed, en- pore som otes ont floor, for nag
to eaes hae ban afful hongry, EN- don
eat eny tang sens ay kom from Skoo-
kumyuck. Ay ban hongry too, so ay-
eat som bloony sossig en- yees, vat ay
svipe en- logger beer saloon down topn,
EN- yfter Diet ay tax leeta smoke.
Pooty quick hae kom leeta fat falar
vid red har, en- tai mae vat cen hal ay
an doin vid mae fellow nag en- de nu
stet kapital. Ay tai hem ay ban man.
ber on legesatoor, en- ay tank des bane
de stabel vat de stat provide, var men,
mers kan keep de nags ontel legisla-
toor adyourns. Falar tai mae det ban
plade out, es elery hobo no com long
sa hae ban mamber on LEGISLATOR.
Ay esk hem ho hae ban, enyhow, en-
hae sa hae ban Sacratary Praice, en- ct
ban hees biznes to look efter al tangs,
en- ay batter get move pooty quick if
ay don't want to go cen vail.
Val, ay tai hem ay don't want to
keep mae nag cen te ste: kapetal, ct
ban to rich for mae blud, so ay kom a.
way. Ay fonda out afterwards det hae
ban sacratary al rate, en- afful macs fal-
ar too. De ban plainly falar no want
to be junited stets senter let ban code
yob, en- no vance to maet plainly PAN
/ ger.
Ay took vid Maester Watson G.
Sqvires bote ct, EN- haze sa hae lake offul
val ef hae bane lackted som NOR. He
sa haze ban poor mans de kold vaeder
freez oop al hees pruns, and he don't
gat tame to deg hees petatoze fore de
.no kom lest fall, 81 haze got no weget-
abels en- suller for de vintre.
Haze tai mae Diet shrk shoerens kom'
pany forklos beeg morkige for hundra
tusen dollar on Ol hees prOpty cen Sc
atile, en- haze loos efry tang, Ell got FEM
ty tusen i>hensy yugmant hengen o.
fer hem besadeE.
Haze tai ct vii kom offul hord for old
mans lake hem to yerk frate on hvarf
for liven, en- mebby hav tuvurk on rel
rod or kol mine for dolor femty sent
dag. Rose ay feel offul sorry for ole
mans lake Diet, ho get busted, en- tai ef
hae vii kom var ay leev bay Skookum-
yuck, ay vii Civ hem yob kutten YIN
gle bolts for de winters, so ven warm
vedret kom en- spring, hae kan lite out
for som tang batter. Ay always like
to help poor mans ven hae ban cen
hord ludk.
Naxt mornin ay get oop en- go bay
stabel Ell kurry off mae fellow nag, en-
go from dar oop to kapetal. Kose ay
smell offul strong on stabel, en- ay tank
ay vii vosh ven ay kon bay kapetal hus.
Ven ay kom dar, dar ban none ting to
vosh we'd, so ay introdoos resolushun
en- hus det de sargent ct orms provide
bote two qvarts soft sope en- two, ira
kresh towels SO de mambers kan vosh
vn da want to.
Yumpin yiminy, de hus yulnp on de
propositson yid bote feet, en- ct bane
voted down. De ban Trade de konstit
ooents tank de ban puten on ares ef de
vosh cry da.
De tank poplist falar don't no to
vosh NOR Ell vunts gen sex munts.
ware ay leef bay Skookumyuck ay vosh
emmy how efry two or ira weeks.
Ay youst to vurk on Sol Simpsons
lloggen kemp, en- Sol juced to provide
plainly sope Ell towels en- don't yarge-
engentang needer.
Az lake to kno no We kan held oop
guide poplist parti ef da don't vosh NOR
es twice var.
Van ay kom on kapitul biznes naxt
var, ay skol breng bar of sope en- gum
| nv seck-ay shud ca SO. Jours,
|-Olympian. Kettle Kettleson.