New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-02-19
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

The pulpit seems to be looking up IN |ic'or' Ooh'
from the following local In THE victor Times
.The Rev Mr. L Is expected to arrive In Victor
this evening. He will occupy the pulpit OF the Rev.
NJ whose brokerage business now requires MS
entire time rendering 1t impossible for him 10 rul-
I'll his duties as pastor
Jaggs-Your friend Snaggs Is very Ill OF brain
fever. The doctor says he VIII recover ga. s .,e
Baggs-Im very sorry; Snagss owes me tlo-
C'it-Bts.
An Episcopal monthly paper called THE Church.
published in Boston, recently referred TO the Bish-
OPS pastoral letter of 1894 as forged PASTORAL
meaning thereby that it had no canonical author
ity. The reference has stirred up commotion In
the Episcopal Church. and it is now said that the
authorities of the diocese of Massachusetts Will
nut the two editors, the Rev. /. Suter and the Kew.
C. NJ. Addison. on trial for the utteraEce. In
letter to The Tribune. published on February 10,
1895 Bishop Potter made the following declaration
concerning the letter I'm question: The pastoral
letter has undoubtedly conciliar authority. and
may be said If anybody chooses to say so, TO nave
little more value than is expressed IN the more OF
less close consensus Of opinion of some half dozen
individuals" The editors will probably offer this
statement as a Justification of their utterance
This" said the school friend who had not seen
her for n year this Is the girl who vowed 70 me
'hat SnS said TO she who had been married the
matter of some few months or So lie belongs 10
me"-(Cincnnau Enquirer
Col. for THE Daily Chieftan' has an adver-
tisement reading thus: "Wanted-By competent
woman n place to work for her husbands board
II Il an idle and thoughtless Legislature which
does not rise in these days and take crack AZ nne
handiest trust. just for lucK.-lNew-ha'e" ANA
dunn.
The Editor OF THE Ashland tMe) Headlight
makos the following announcement: Trout. tongue.
salmon whitefsh or clubs talen in payment lor
subscriptions at this office. We haven't yet decided
to take any suckers or 'hornpouts, but may De
driven to II later on.
Out of the Runnng-Watts-I snpp9se when ne cone one
takes Adams conduct in that fruit deai INTO cuil'
Sheraton that he can hardly be called gentle
man . -, -. ho,,o hoar a gentleman any,
wav How could a man be a gentleman without
any ancestors?-U indianapolis Journal
Tho Forestry Department OF the Tennessee Cen
tennial Exposition intends 10 have an exhibition
that will be an object lesson to all who see II OF
| the practical side of the great Woodworking IN
| terests Not content with showing the WOODS Oh
the country and the uses to which they are adapt
| cd II will endeavor to show where they grow, AT
| what price the standing timber can be bought tine
size Of the tract accessibility and everything that
| a prospective purchaser would want to know
| Ed-Poor Jack got married. after all
Ned-How do you know! 81, - ,h.
Ed-Oh. he comes around 10 the ciup every 9
| nOw.-(Boston Courier.
| The New England Immigrant Company OF bos-
| ton has voted transfer all its properly 10 .he
| University OF Kansas. The company played an I'M
| portant part in the establishment OF Nor'he'" SUI
Tiers I'm Kansas in the trying times preceding the
| Civil War Its first agent became Governor Oh
| Kansas and the second became united states
| Senator.
| Mrs ouiverful-Do you know. dear. that think
the baby sometimes cries in her sleep? ,, oho,,
| Mr. 0uiverful (savagely)-I dent know anont
| that but | know she often cries in mine'-CPick-
Me-Up
| Mrs s. OF Colorado Springs, employed a
| hedger and ditcher her place last fali VINO was
| a foreigner and densely ignorant put an enthusiasts
| tic BRYAN man. Somewhat curious as 10 his UNDER
| standing of the campaign of education, she
| asked him why he preferred Bryan to Mckinley.
| "WeII ma'am, said he. I'm tired OF being OPP
| nressed What I want is a monarchy and so I'm
| going to vote for william j. Bryan!
| ..you.u save half your money by buying one Of
| these patterns" said the clerk at the bargain
Then I'll take two and all my money"
sweetly smiled the newly married shopper.--tDe-
| troit Free Press
.Who shall persuade coming ages" asks a writer
| in "The Chicago Times He1ad," that tho busiest
| city in the world harbors women who pursue whist
as the chief duty Of life: who UP their house,
hold finances to the highest possible point In order
| to pay expert 81 an hour for instruction In its
sacred code; who meet over card tables at o'clock
In the morning. hurry up their marketing and hush
up their children In order TO attend whist lunche0ns
at l. ZONE home again with vexed and wearied
brains to sit silent at dinner. absorbed In regrets
for leads unreturned and signals unanswered. and
wind up the unregenerate day by lingering over a
whist table until midnight?'
The boy who was toiling up the long and devlou.
hill turned out hurriedly when the top to max,
way for a fat and frantic wheelman who had los
control OF his machine. Say, bub,' yelled the bi
cycst; how far Is 1t TO the bottom Of this Hill
II don't know exactly what the distance is the b0.
called out after him. but you'll be there In abou
four seconds. and there's creek 1t the bottom o
it-"-(Chicago Tribune.