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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-17

Are the members of the legislature
invited TO inspect the First battery.
\. C. L. with the idea that they may
need its services in the senatorial fight?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-17

Some of the senators propose to fight
the arbitration treaty negotiated by
Secretary Olney. Some of the senators
are spelling for a fight.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-17

The British lion and the American
eagle have determined to lie down to-
gether for a short time to take a much
needed rest.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-17

1T is foolish. of course, but everyone
likes to be overrated." says the Atchi-
son Globe. Not when it comes to as
sessment for taxes.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-17

An exchange says Mr.. Cleveland will
be so glad to leave public life. And the
public will be so glad, too. How hap
py everybody viii be.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-17

The Baltimore Sun says that the
New York Sun is suffering from
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. And the worst of
it is that it doesn't suffer in silence.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-17

The chief agent of the Parkhurst
society of New York has been de-
olared insane. The whole lot seems to
be more or less crazy
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-17

Corbett proposes to fight Fitzsim-
mons with one hand tied behind him.
Why doesn't he fight him with his
tongue tied?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-17

Villas is glad Wisconsin went Re
publican 1t was q big price to pay
TO rid the Democratic party of him,
but il was worth it.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-17

The BARRIERS of New York and Brook
Iyn are demanding reforms. How would
2 silent shave do for one?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-17

Joseph Choate got the marble heart.
1t viii harmonic well with his classic
face and marble brow.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-17

Philadelphia Times: Often. in politics,
it's the side their hearts on, all the same.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-17

Now they are talking about the par
tition of China. The breaking of China
is what worries housewives.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-17

The January examinations at West
Point resulted in the dismissal of 80
cadets. Close ranks
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-17

Boston Herald: "Cut the cackle" is the
expression for shortening things in Eng
fish SOCIETY. We say Dry up here,
wh-c., IS Il triiie more condensed and
equally slangy.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-17

Tariff doctoring doesn't do the body
polite any good
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-17

The new Union Pacific bill is to be
high Cleared.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-17

New York justice would do well to
take the Mott out of it's own eye.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-17

The proposed Paper trust is said to
have gone under. The trouble was it
could not float its paper.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-17

When once a man gets a good hold
on public pap it IS useless to sing to
him: Take. 0 take those lips away"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-17

Is the cabinet to be made of Buck
eye wood?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-17
WIT AND HUMoR.

I II
Indianapolis Journal: II am hungry
enough to eat a horse.
Come along with me and We will have
Il couple of ponies.
Harpers Bazaar: "A womsn's glory is
her hair said the pretty teacher to her
Sunday school class, quoting the Biblical
statement; now. what Is mans glory?
His bald-headedness,' ventured Tom
my Taddells.
Das Kleine Witzblatt: Your hair is
always so handsomely dressed, Fraulein
You must devote good deal of attention
to it,
Yes. must confess my head is my
chief weakness.
Clips: Old Bulion-What! You wish to
marry my daughter? She is q mere
suitor@Yes, sir. I came early to avoid
the rush.
Life: Willie-I should think you would
be ashamed to have your mother put
Bobbie~I don't know why should.
She does the same thing to father.
Indianapolis Journal: He-No: you shall
not wear them. and that settles it.
She-I suppose you think people would
laugh at me
He-I amt SO much afraid of that as
am that when they saw you in boomers
they would laugh at me-
Cincinnati Enquirer: Reed-An the orig
inal jokes were written 1000 years ago.
Wright-What nonsense, I'll leave it to
you, now Do l look as if L could be
more than 1000 years old?
Washington Star: She was an accom-
plished musician. with classic tastes. and
her husband was greatly surprised when
he came home the other evening TO find
her industriously playing what even his
unsusceptible ear recognized as dance
music.
That's a departure for you, isn't it?"
he exclaimed.
Yes" she answered YEARLY. II haven't
done so much practicing in good
while
Have you abandoned Wagner and
List and your other former favoriteS2
Not altogether. But the cook doesn't
like them If | don't learn TO play Wear
ing of the Green by tomorrow morning
she leaves
Chicago Journal: He had big for
tune didn't he?"
You bet. 1t was q bird
That's why it flew away, perhaps.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-17

The Minneapolis Times says there is
a sugar factory at Levi, Utah. LEHI!
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-17

Kansas City Star: The recommended
ton by Governor Leedy for the abolition
of the state silk station at Peabody is
dictated by common sense. Whether the
silk station has demonstrated the posi-
bility or impossibility OF silk culture in
Kansas, ii is certainly not the business
vidual effort and enterprise may be relied
on to find out
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-17

New York World: The report of ''in-
creasing activity in the market for NUM-
c!9al bonds" may please financiers, but
there has already been a good deal too
much activity in municipal bond sales to
please the people who will have to settle
when the inevitable settling day comes.
There is no more demoralizi4g incident of
municipal politics the country over than
the rashness with which municipalities
increase their debts.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-17

always so handsomely dressed, Fraueinl
You must devote a good deal of attention
TO it,
Yes. I must confess my head is my
chief weakness.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-17

Clips: Old Bullion-What. You wish to
marry my daughter? She is q mere
school girl yet.
Suitor-Yes. sir. came early to avoid
the rush.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-17

Life: Wilie-I should think you would
be ashamed to have your mother put
you To bed.
Bobbie-I don't know why I should.
She does the same thing to father.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-17

Harper's Bazaar: "A womsns glory is
her hair" said the pretty teacher TO her
Sunday school class, quoting the Biblical
statement; now. what is mans glcry?'
His bald-headedness," ventured Tom
my Taddells.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-17

Indianapolis Journal: II am hungry
enough to eat a horse.
Come along with me and We will have
4 couple of ponies"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-17
Bureau of Cas-"

Philadelphia Record: a young lady of
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-17

Indianapolis Journal: He-No; you shall
not wear them. anG that settles it.
She-L suppose you think people would
laugh at me.
He-I amt so much afraid of that as I
am that when they saw you in boomers
they would laugh at me.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-01-17

Cincinnati Enquirer: Reed-AN the orig
inal jokes were written 1000 years ago.
Wright-What nonsensei I'll leave it to
you, now Do / look as if | could be
more than 1000 years old?
The Red Cloud chief., 1897-09-10
To Pave the River Road.

Considerable has been said regarding
3le condition OF the road between tn.
abroad track aud the river bridge,
until 1T present the road is in
very good condition, and will remain
" until another good rain comes to
aood the bottom and wash the sand
away OF which the road is composed.
some $3.50 have been expended
his summer in grading the road to its
present condition and somethir q
should be done to prevent it again
washing away. The most feasible
plan seems to be to haul rock from one
81 the numerous quarries south of the
liver and cover the surface to a depth
oi four or six inches, which with n few
weeks travel over il, would leave the
'oad in almost as good shape as a
eaved road. This could be- done at a
.mall expense, aud il The county Will
not do it the business men Of this cl,y
should raise a fund an ,ng themselves
20 have the work done. In the end
they would o than got their money
back through the trading of the largo
number OF people who sometimes, for
4 couple of mouths in the year, are
compelled to do their trading ut Leba,
aon, Esbon and other Kansas points.
The part Of the road that need. this
work only extends about half q mile,
~ perhaps a little more, and rock
could be quarried. hauled and put on
The road for forty ceuts per load At The
most. At forty cents per load suoug!,
rock could ne hauled 10 covoi this road
twenty feet in width aud six inches ia
for $3.50 or sls5, Perhaps il
would be a good idea for some one to
start a subscription papornnd So, il The
required amount could not be raised,
as we have no doubt that she,. our
merchants realize the advantages To- To-,
derived from such a move they viii
give literally toward the improve
ment.
The Red Cloud chief., 1897-09-10
The Western Crops.

Secretary Of Agriculture Wilson in
speaking of his recen trip through the
agricultural states of the west say q
II found the farmersin especially good
spirits wherever l went. There Is No
doubt that confidence Is restored and
hat the country is justified in its an.
ticipations of better times. The people
are all busy in the west. Indeed | do
not believe there is an idle man west of
the Mississippi who wants work" Mr..
Wilson predicted a still further ad.
vance in the price of wheat due to the
fact hat there is not only = short crop
abroad, but also because of the fact
according to his observation, that the
crop will not be SO extensive in this
country as has generally been antici.
pated. 81 believe that even without
the shortage in the foreign crop, the
conditions in this country would have
forced wheat to a dollar a busbel.
But" he added, "the improved CON
dition OF the farmer is due not alone to
the enhanced value Of wheat, but there
has been a corresponding movement in
all farm products"
The Red Cloud chief., 1897-09-10
COWLES.

The tine rain last night was very wei.
come, if only to lay the dust.
The familiar tones of our school
bell fall pleasantly on the air once
more.
With Miss Mccall and Mrs. W. Hurd
rs teachers, q very good school is ex.
pected this year.
George Harris younges, brother
from tho old home in Iowa is visiting
him this week.
i'obert Adamson is building a fine
barn on his town property.
Mrs. Wilder got slightly hunt in a
runaway on Monday.
James Deakin boarded the cars for
Texas last Wednesday.
Fuller 4 Good have just received a
new stock Of wagons.
{. w. Fuller says there are no flies
on the Republican party because Nc.
kinley does not so fishing.
Dave Haley is meeting with very en-.
conraging success ia his canvass. No.
body u resist his pleasant smile.
Oar elevator men airs kept busy all
tho tine,
orr genial postmaster is sure fron,
h's largely increased business that IN.
'''d" ~ prosperity" has already set in
w, iinrd and family are tow oc.
r"lHlng ih, liildre'h residence.
Re' Dcahin ha, received a com,
'"'llatlon 10 Ismain with the Congrt
The Red Cloud chief., 1897-09-10

my boy came home from school
one day with his hand badly laceratcd
and bleeding, and suffering great
PAIN" says Mr.. 4. j. Schall, with
Meyer, Bros Drug Co, ST. Louis, Mo.
u dressed the wound, and applied
Chamberlain's Pain Balm freely. All
pain ceased, and in a remarkably
short time it healed without leaving a
scar. For wounds, sprains, sw%ellings,
and rheumatism | know of no medicine
or prescription equal to it,. consider
1t n household necessity" The % and
80 cent sizes for sale by ii. +. Grice,
Druggist.
The Red Cloud chief., 1897-09-10

gational church another year which
will make the fifth year Of his pastorate
George Harris is trying to open a co.
operative store.
There will be a Harvest Thanksgiv.
ing service at the Congregational
church on Sunday morning next, com.
mencing at eleven and a social on Mon
day evening. Everybody heartily in
vited.
Mr.. and Mrs. Buster were visiting
with their daughter Mrs. John Wal
Ter this week.
OBSERVER.
The Red Cloud chief., 1897-09-10
LINE.
Weather hot and dry.

Making hay is the order of the day
Corn is maturing all right.
Districts No. Q and 80 have hired Miss
Reed TO teach. School in 80 com
menced September I, and in No.
will commence December 18th.
Mrs. CARDS and children OF Danbury,
Neb., were the guests of VIM. Van.
Dyke n day last week. They report
crops good in their vicinity
Rev. James Campbell preached at
Pleasant Dale Sunday.
Mrs. j. c. Wolf and children were
visiting cd friends in Line one day
last week.
Richard Keqgle and wife have 10.
called in the mines at Cambria, Wyo.
ming.
Frank NanDyke and wife were visit.
ing old friends in Line one day last
week.
w. l.. Haskin's baby is quite sick.
Under the efficient care of DR.. Moran
vile 1t is reported improving.
Jack Wilmot has moved on the Au.
cushion farm on west Penny creek, re.
Gently vacated by Mr.. Keagle,
The Red Cloud chief., 1897-09-10

Small precautions often preven,
great mischiefs. DeWitt's Little Early
Kisers are very small pills in size, but
are most effective in preventing the
most serious forms of liver and
stomach troubles. 1neycure constipa.
ton and headache aud regulate the
bowels. G. l.. Getting.
The Red Cloud chief., 1897-09-10

cred his body
"Iwas in a hor
rible fix" he
says, land the
III ore tire at
iment I receiv-
ed, the worse ]
seemed to get.
A New York
specialist said
he could cure
me, but. his
treatment did
me no good
The Red Cloud chief., 1897-09-10
Beware
Of Mercury!
OBSERVER.

Mr.. Henry Roth, of 1S48 South 9th
street, st. Louis. was given the usual
mercurial treatment for contagious
blood poison. He was twice pronounc.
ca cured, but the disease returned each
time, he was seized with rheumatic
pains, and red lumps and sores Gov.
The Red Cloud chief., 1897-09-10

i hereby announce myself as a candi.
late Tor the nomination of sheriff of
county, Nebraska, subject to
me decision Of the republican county
convention.
+. Is. SMITH.
The Red Cloud chief., 1897-09-10
L g. SAPP.

1 hereby announce myself as a candi.
aate Tor the nomination Of sheriff of
Weoster county, Nebraska, subject to
.ne decision al the republican county
'ohVention. A. Il. WALKER.
The Red Cloud chief., 1897-09-10

Humors in the blood boils, pimples,
scrofula, sores. are promptly eradicat-
cd by Hoods Sarsaparilla, the one true
blood purifier, nerve tonic and health
builder.
The Red Cloud chief., 1897-09-10

hereby announce myself as c.nd;.
date Tor the nomination of sheriff NJ
Webster county, Nebraska, subject To
me decision of the republican county
convention.
The Red Cloud chief., 1897-09-10
ANNOUNCEMENTS

hereby announce myself as a can.
d!date for the nomination of sheriff
81 Webster county, Nebr., subject to
sae decision OF the republican county
convention.
JULIAN q. SAPP.
The Red Cloud chief., 1897-09-10

Hoods Pills are easy to take, easy to
operate. Cure indigestion, bilious.
ness. 25c.
The Red Cloud chief., 1897-09-10
It Saves the Crounv Children

SEAvIEw, Va.-We have a splendid
sale on Chamberlain's Cough Remedy,
andour customers coming from far and
near, speak OF it in the highest terms.
Many have said that their children
would have died of Group IL Chamber.
aims Cough Remedy had not been
1'ven.-Kellam e. Curren. The 20 and
ID cent sizes for sale by II. Z. Grice,
Druggist.
The Red Cloud chief., 1897-09-10

yer. was stiff and full of
pains, my left arm was useless so
ina ! a unable to do even the
lightcst work. This was my condition
when ! began to take s. s. s., and a
few bottles convinced me that I was
being benefited. continued the
medicine, and one dozen bottles cured
me sound and we'll. My system was
under III effects of mercury, and I
wreck but for =. s. s."
3d. s., guaranteed purely vegetable
is the only cure
for real blood dis - >>
ases The mer- O
curial treatment -. -
of the doctors al -
ways does more
harm than good. Beware of mercury
Books on the disease and it's treat.
ment mailed free to any address by
Swift Specific Co.. Atlanta, Ga.
The Red Cloud chief., 1897-09-10

Owing to over-crowding and bad
ventilation, the air of the school room
Is often close and impure, and teacher,
aud pupils frequently suffer from lung
ana throat troubles. TO all such we
would say, try ChamberIain's Cough
Kennedy For coughs, colds, weak
lungs and bronchial troubles no other
''nledy Fan compare with it. Saws 4.
e. Freed, superintendent Of scAonl.
ifa'rle Depot, Ohio; Having some
knowledge OF Tho efficacy Of Chamber
ian's Cough Remedy, have M h,sjto.
l'"n IN recommending II to ali who
,ou'r if"'n coughs, lung troubles, ETC."
For sale by II. L Gricc, Druggist.
The Red Cloud chief., 1897-09-10
ECKLEY.


NAoo iutt 10Y lhst NGNkl
Miss Blanche Allen is working for
Mrs. Cora Finney.
Miss Emily Ogilvie has arrived home
from Colorado.
Miss Green from Kansas is visiting
her cousin, Mrs. Margaret G~reenhalgh.
The Blue Hill people will hold a Sun.
d'y school rally ut Eckley, September
l2ih, at 8 O'clock.
The fall term of schoo, in Dist. "a.
opens September 9. with Miss Rich as
teacher.
Mr.. Slime of Hastings was IN this vi.
cinity Wednesday.
Certainly you don1 want TO suffer
with dyspepsia, consti, alton, sick
headache, snllow skin ard loss ~ m.
pri,it. You have never irind DeWilts
! title Early Riser, uyIhr>,c COMPLAINTS
o Sou wonld har, been cured. incy
ave small pills IN, etrul regulator, g.
/ Cotiing.
The Red Cloud chief., 1897-09-10
/. b. COLvIN.

benefit. was brought
back to Atchison where
nurses worked with me
night and day TO keep
me alive to reach my
friends here. My heart
became 80 bad that my
friends gave up all
hope. ] began taking
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-10-26

and the end Of 1871 the Tammany ring com
posed Of Tammany Hall Democrats and their
Republican straight party allies increa Is ,li
city debt from S.EOOOpO to x116WoWp anu
stole in one way or another ut least Slou,pp,VVV
The Tweed ring something more man
passing phenomenon in the politics ana anIhih-
istrafion Of SeH-York City. IL exercised. from
first 10 last a controlling influence in the pom
ties Of the state. II had Its plans laid Tor .he
G. apture of the Presidency and the application
Of its characteristic methods to the conduct Oh
the finances Of the United States. 1t marked
the supreme triumph Of the Application OF tne
boss system 10 the conduct OF nunicipai DUST
ness and II furnished n very compete nen'o', :.
stration OF how much worse than worthless 's
partisan responsibility" az a defence against
corruption. SIX Republican Senators whose
votes were needed to secure the passage or tne
charter which confirmed the power or the ring
were publicly declared 10 haze received SIo"u
each for the charter vote. S1oD for the support
OF kindred bills during the session ana SDup
FOR similar services In the following wear. Tex
- ,heso six Senators five were reelected by
rural Republican constituencies. WIN this uh-
dlsproyed accusation standing AGAINST thefn
Tweed himself was reelected 10 inc S.a'e Hen
ate az The nominee OF his party in 1871, Atcr
he had been shown By unanswerabie hSures 10
be IN. master thief OF modern tunes. IL was
partisan responsibility. sustained ny ,ne
theory that full exposure would greatly dain-
age the party which stepped In 10 try 10 de1eat
the work Of reform ny placing tool of Inc rihG
in control Of the q inning evidences OF colossal
fraud which were licked up in the Controhef )
onlce II vas the disregard OF partisan re-
anopsibility- that procured the placing OF An
drew H. Green In the seat OF Connolly, Tor had
the effect OF the disclosures ~ ring corruption
on the fortunes OF the Democratic party been
.olc,v cou adhered every step taken would have
been I'm the direction OF covering up and not OF
nrobIng the rascalites OF Tweed and his con-
fedcrateS -, =,
II was by n non partisan movement that the
c,tv was rescued from the foul grip or the
Tammany ring bat the lesson was not yet sur
0cicntly learned. and the party spirit soon
dom inan
fcy wears sufficed to resore the old system.
In 1874 the Republican party Insisted upon
straight party" ticket. thus dividing the forces
~ good government and the Tammany candi-
datc vas elected Again, In 1SSS, after Tam
many had been for time out OF power the
straight party ticket business let II In once
more. Another era OF corruption Followed. 10
he terminated by another non partisan move
ment And now, In 1897. the worship OF the
straight party" fetch threatens to have the
game disastrous result as Ia 1874 and lSSS