Connecticut western news., 1897-11-25
FITFUL FLICKERS.

Itching Piles, nights horrid plague, is instantly relieved and permanently cur ed by Doan's Ointment. Your dealer ought to keep it.
 Glyder-"Whst terrible discordant orchestra there is at this dancer
 Wurler--"Awful, isn't it? suppose that's why they bid it behind those potted palms.
 From the Lone Star State comes the following letter. written by W. |. Class, editor of the Mt. Vernon. (rex Herald "l have used Chamberlain's Collie, Cholers and Diarrhoea Remedy in my family for the past year, and find it the best remedy for collie and diarrhoea that I have ever tried. Its effects are instantaneous and satisfactory, and I cbeerfully recommend it, especially for cramp collie and diarrhoea. Indeed, we sbail try and keep bottle of it on our medicine shelf as long as we keep house. For sale by w. H. Camp, Canaan; Geo. H. Clark, Salisbury; G E Frink, Falls Village.
 While Rev S A. Weikert. promi. nent Pougbkeepsie divine. was preach ing an eloquent sermon on a recent Sunday evening, referring to the tenn. porary power of evil. thieves were breaking into his house and relieving him of valuable earthly treasures, in the way of a watch, gold chains, etc.
 A cough is danger signal of worse troubles to come. Cure the cough and prevent its results by using Dr Woods Norway Pine Syrup.
 Weary Watkins Some of 'em says that all this here what is called genius is no gift at all, but just bein' able to do hard work.
 Hungry HigginRs-But sin't bein able to do hard work sort of giftq |, air't nstursl,-Indisnapolis Journal.
 A little child of J. R. Hays, Twin 2 near Colqnitt. Ga, overturned 0 pot oi boiling water. scalding itself so severely that the skin come of it's breast and limbs. The distressed parents sent to Mir Bush, a merchant of Colquitt, for s remedy, and he promptly forwarded Cham berlain's Pain Balm. The child was suffering intensely. but was reliev. ed by single application of the Pain Balm. Another application or two made it sound and we'll. For sale by w. H. Camp, Canaan; Geo. H. Clark, Salisbury; G, F. Frink, Falls Village.
 "He is quite credulous, isn't he?"
 "Credulous? Why, he would believe a dentist who would promise not to hurt hlm."
 Pure blood and good digestion are an insurance against disease and snffer. ing. Burdock Blood Bitters keeps the blood pure. the digestion perfect
 English tourist tin the far north, miles from anywhere) you mean to say that you and your family live here all winter? Why, what do you do when any of you are ill? You can never get doctor.
 Scotch shepard sir; we've just to dee natural death.
 It often happens that the doctor is out of town when most needed. The two year old daughter of J. Y. Schenck, of Caddo, Ind. Ter, was threatened with croup, be writes. My wife insisted that I go for the doctor at once; but as be was out of town, I purchased bot. tie of Chamberlain Cough Remedy which relieved the child imm ediately.' ' bottle of that remedy in the house will often save the expense of doctor bill, besides the anxiety always occas- toned by serious sickness. When 1t is given as soon as the croupy cough ap. peers. it will prevent the attack. Thousands of mothers always keep 1t in their homes. The 25 and 50 cent bottles for sale by W. H. Camp. Canaan; Geo H Clark, Salisbury; O. E. Frink, Falls Village.
 1T come to tell you," said an Osage City tenant to his landlord, 'that my cellar is full of water"
 Well" responded the landlord. in. dignantly, 'what do you expect to get for BIO a month--a cellar full of beer?'
 People can't be good naturei, cant be pleasant, if they have Itching Piles. Doan's Ointment will make any sufferer from this plague of the night happy. Ii gives instant relief,an permanent cure.
 Hobbs-We had great century run the other day of the Scorchers Club Half the members fell dead at the end of it.
 Nobbs--Why didn't you make it 8 double century run and kill the rest?
 "For five weeks I lived on cold water. so to speak, writes man who suffered terribly from indigestion.
 He could hardly keep any thing on his stomach. Wh stayed, wasn't properly digested and gave him terrible bangs.
 This IS not an uncommon case. Dys. peptics don't get enough nourishment. They are generally thin and weak. They may eat enough, but they don't digest enough. Much of what they eat turns into poison. If this keeps on there's no telling what disease they may get next.
 That's why it is best to take Shaker Digestive Cordial, ss soon as symptoms of indigestion appear
 It cures all the evils of indigestion, and prevents the evils which indigestion causes.
 Sold by druggists, price 10 cents to Sl % per bottle.