The morning times., 1897-01-14

city like Washington there can be but one c
answer. Marriage under the circumstances
just adverted to must be transcend o
entaliy fine at forty or at any age above pet,
twenty-five. pm,
sale
1t is reported that the presidency of nor
Hobart College has been offered to Mr. an
Roosevelt and. OF course, Mr.. Roosevelt Iav
being former Civil Service Commissioner ger
and away up on geography, knows where SYN
Hobart College is inel
are
Yes, we know, gentle reader; but dyed ~
mustache always smells SO badlyl 40
has
There doesn't seem TO be any trace of the cre
"me too" business at Albany just at IS9
present. Con
ran
: Henry CLAY Hansbrough's associates in 4 cho
the United States Senate are universally OF yer
the opinion that the Dakota blizzard knows e,ia
its business. A.
Princess de Chimay now threatens to go r
on the stage; and if she succeeds, WELL she ,rc
may be able TO pose in the semi altogether mu
at dinner at Sherry's some time. Pitt
pre-
Many members OF the New York legisla- has
ture have spoken very highly OF Hon. Joseph enc
H. Choate, but up TO date they have not TO
shown any intention of voting for him ''i'
for United States Senator. s
If Hon Marty Madden is too slender for ap,
United states Senator from Illinois, as 9
some of the Chicago papers insist, is not prc
Hon BIlIy Mason a little too stout! tbe
tioi
Anyhow. Alderman Madden, of Chicago, gro
having been in the stone business for years Ad;
knows what it is to have a rocky road to 13l
travel. bin
In the humility born or adversely Senator sd'
Hill is willing to be known the friend De
of fourth class postmasters. ~"
4 Kentucky woman has changed hus . 81 :
bands seven times and religions five times, onr
which ought to make Mr.. Moody little ma
more optimistic when he hears of it. ele
hay
IF might makes right, Hon. Joe Choate sey
seems to be totally wrong. hal
Ofcourse, you can get along without The S
Times, morning. evening and Sunday but Can
why should you? the
der
There is tuberculosis in the Maine legisla- ab6
ture, but Hon. Joe Maney seems to be exI
breathing Just as hard ever. ma
Mrs Lease has lost the family mansion, ot
-, ,,..,. "a, r. - ,,,,si,,uas | sire
in Wichita is doing fine. ne
THOSE vulgar Jokes about Mr.. Wanamaker vi,
have gone far enough, and they hereby NAT
closed out at an unprecedented sacrifice. Mi,
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Mr. Cullom thinks that he may still be vii
called-to Canton. his
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Editor st. Clair Mcke'way of the Brook OF
Iyn Eagle has entirely recovered his health, eas
and it is understood that he has done it in tht
three columns of loaded BREWER. III
in
Senator Stewart is preparing to t'row ca
fitthe moment Senator Sherman is selected az
tor> the Treasury portfolio or any other na,
| place in this or any other Cabinet. na,
era
At lastl-T. c. Platt M
| Nobody has yet heard Mr.. Seeley ask ,,rf
| his late guests of both sexes to have 70
| another with him. yet
The late Joseph B. McCullagh was great ant
| for coming words, but be it sad, to his sho
| credit, he never permitted Walter B. u'l
/ Stevens tn use the word ..pants', in any pie
! OF his Washington correspondence, nor, e,o "
| indeed, did Col. Stevens ever want to ,,,o
use it. far
his
| 1t may be true that "a furry tongue 10,
will not Keep your mouth warm;' nor
| is the taste always pleasant, either. g
ret
| 1t is reported that President-eIect Nc Ian
Kinley has had his life insured for $5O,- a h
| GOO: but it is not stated whether Mr.. Ing
| Hanna arranged about this.
| There is one lone Republican in the ah'
Idaho legislature, not counting Senator on
| Fred. Dubois, who is now in it, also -,
| because he took a fearful leave OF the his
Republican party some time ago. wi
! 1t appears that the percentage of Wy on]
| oming women, who voted in the last cleo Ger
ton, was about forty. which is practically sic
the customary bargain-day reduction. tao
| The crematories OF Boston are self be
| supporting. Those OF Philadelphia are ex- the
| pected to report profit. au
lat
| If Gen. Goff is really going into the Cabi- WI
net, desire to have it understood that it
was my infl uence which brought the e,r
| thing about.-Stephen B. Elkins be,
| on,
! Itisadmitted even by the most aba ndoned w-a
! OF the New YORK newspapers that quite ing
| enough OF the naked truth has already | tar
| been told about tn at little dinner at TIL
| Sherry's- wa
|