The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1897-05-29
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Heller hair is like sunshine She
She--I can sympathize with you.
was married once myself He-But you
weren't married to woman.-Tid-
Bits.
She Coming up suddenly)-Where
did that wave go2 He coughing and
stranglng)-I swallowed lt.-Dublin
World.
Melicent-Aren't bicycle lamps an
noying? Miriam (vexatiously)-Yes;
mine goes out every time 1 run into
anybody Puck.
Dora-He said there was one thing
about me he didn't like Cora-What
was that? Dora-Another mans arm.
Detroit Free Press.
Nevada Justice (solemnly)-I now
pronounce you husband and wife
shake hands-take your corners-and
may the best man winl-Puck.
"Now, they speak of her as an up-to-
date girl. What do you understand by
thatY "My boy, girl that Is up to
date is up to anything."-Puck.
Flint see where Boston is going to
spend over $1,000,000 on those pneu-
matte tubes. Flam-Thats lot OF
money to blow in.-Boston Post.
"The world owes every man liv-
ing" "Yes, and we don't get it col
lected until we have almost learned to
ID
Would you consider 1t proper to pre-
cede the father of your sweetheart
down stalrsT ut may be proper, but
it isn't always safe."-Yale Record
$50, Dorothy is not going to marry
Mr.. Scrymser?" mo; she kept talking
to him about books he hadn't read, and
he got irritated and broke the engage
ment."-Puck.
The Footpad-Only a dollar and
quarter? Come, where's the rest of yer
money? Mr.. Isaacs-Mein frendt, it's
in real esdate undt it's in my vife's
name!-Puck.
Girl-Hls spine is hurt. Another Girl
Then l suppose his football days are
over Girl-Oh, no. He can still play
half-back. or quarter -back anyway
J Detroit Journal.
= There are six necessities, you know,
for a happy marriage" What are
: theyy First, good husband" And
the othersg" "The other five are mon
) ey."-I.a Caricature.
do you think, Harry, you could in
" duce one or two boys to come to Sun
day SCHOOL," 81 could bring one he
{ replied; "de udder fellers in our alley
kin lick me."-Dublin World.
"How is it that Wilson comes to the
club every night now? 1t used to b'
;, that we couldn't get him here once {
month" "Oh. he married last fall ant
settled down."-Detroit Free Press.
> "Theaters ought TO be seated will
. the women all on one side, and the mel
q on the other" "Why?' $50 that wheI
C men go out between the acts they cal
\ tramp on each others toes."-Detroi
/ Free Press.
Is Wiggs-The doctor told Browns wifi
is to give him whisky If he had anothe
a. attack of the fever and ague. Wages
IS Has he had a relapse? Wiggs-Wel
n he's been shaking for the drinks all til
m afternoon.-Evening Journal
a. your wife has such liquid voice,
rs said Mr.. Fosdck to Mr.. Tiff. 'Yes
?" that's pretty good name for it," re
n. piled Mr.. Tiff. Mr.. Fosdick looked IL
inquiringly, and Mr.. Tiff added: 81
!, never dries up, you know."-Harper
. Bazaar.
~. Artie-Darling you have no idea ho'
=. anxious l was while you were comm
~ down the rope ladder. l was so afral
- :, you had not fastened it secured
above. Suse-You needn't have bee
alarmed, dear Papa tied the knot Il
~ me.-Detroit Free Press.
+, walker Home-I think 1 will get
ne Job wild one o. desc concerns whi
m. makes amat'ur photygraf outfits. Odo
Gus Oliver-What? An go to worl
Walker Homework? Nav! All 1
have to tackle will be to do de res
'or an dat will JUS suit me.-Detroit FIR
Press.