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The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1897-11-03

"Unlcss she acre In lOue tptth vou," said
Major Lee.
meddling you could keep me kings
man. In the event it might have been
better. might have been richer"
Yes" said she. II think I even was
right, Jack Champe.' &c.
II am not accustomed, Mistress Pris-
ella; to women who will take the trou-
BILE you did to set man right, although
it was, from the point of honor, u wrong
course, which could not adopt. be-
lieve you thought it for my good"
"There be many women who would
have done so much" said she.
But was firmly persuaded there was
and is but one, and, holding this persua-
sion and believing that now she might
have me, although before, when boy,
l had made violent love to her in Vir-
ginia she had Tilted me-believing that
being spinster now rather well along
she might not refuse me- although, in
faith, I had little enough money, was
persuaded to ask her to marry me.
"Me, Captain Champel Are you not
crazy?" said she demurely at this mod
est request Of mine.
"Not I, Mistress Priscilla. I have
neat enough wit left to know the ma
terial for good wife,
ooh, but, captain, I'm so old and
ugly! Why did you not ask me when I
was young?"
II did when we were both young,
years since, in Virginia.
ooh. I forgotl" said she.
"Itried then, but you Tilted me. Have
you forgotF I supposed woman never
forgot who she jilts."
ooh. do you, captain? Or who"-
"Or who mistress?"
cor who she loves"
ooh, then, said !, II might as we'll
return to Kentucky, for I see the jig Is
up" .s -
"Isitl' said she. II believe even
will e2 with you, captain. II.
"Aro ,ou testing again. as you did
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1897-11-03

an appearance Of breadth that is very becom.
ing to growing girls. Simple ornaments Of
improving that all girls dresses should have
o fancy collar, cpaulettes, Bertha or some
/, such accessory to obviate severe lines, and
designs for these adjuncts are SO numerous
that no difficulty will be found in making
each dress different The skirt is four
gored style that will please little girls on
account of its smoothness at the front and
sides with gathers only at the back which
give it q suggestion Of the 'grown-up"
Specially prepared for us by The Bstterick
Publishing Co., (Limied)
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1897-11-03
A Woman's Age.

"we've got a woman living down our
way who says she is LOG years old, said
the enthusiast.
swell, woman never tells tho truth
about her age She's probably about s..
said the cynio. Yonkers Statesman.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1897-11-03

| Schedule II. effect Nay IL isaz.
Az trsins iluIaina:sa wild Pis.sa,
nf E.ers.. train.
MS AKkE x 1%ThNtEs isHTsHtTN ioNq Fri R&Sl'A
; F. ssnds;: IL "a IL. IL a. - &
ID b5A.54tifS32E q 3 %ssH;asy sla ISL
ia IL. o. SS H. ~ "a. i': 81 ali s.ss
ssS ~ ..ii.aS: AZ a. H.: VA ia. ID
..cHEsfEk, week week q Sa "a I'll, SIS. ,.n
lso. .sa 50. sSs $50. TN SL. III E. n
W. ~ T. s sS ;s e s .Hs q, Il j. = 1,
ATLANTIC ciTY, week days. Ills = an N
am: ~. y. u; '!sa 'ssj /. m sundaya !. IS a..
I" dA ~ p Ny II. week day. %, a. ia.
e sAfr e; sSa0. .ANg s. xAsHlNogen.
xsss az aay' u g. si s III u I" nj = 4
Sundays, '!;i3. ny, $40 a M. '12.5t. 'a0L
IL SAL% T.. 81 :. Az A. S4, %Ar STATIONS
.l ElSwAs m va: Ssst 49, Ssi' ~ ~ hI st ts
si, q! &. Z ia ~! ssgsR7ass I, AZ . III
S SHiSzsS st;s; tiss, r e and IN
CINCINNATI AND ST. LOJiS. 'u.ss p
nj 1o 81 sn ARD r DE ssiiS .sl' D. m,
daily 70 Toledo ana daily EXCEPT SUNDAY
NEW ORLEANS AND MEMPHIS Via
BRISTOL AND CHATTANOOGA. 'S.l1
.. M, daily. Through sleepers to Merry
phis and New Orleans.
SiNGERLY ACCOMMODATION. Wsei
days, TO q. m; 3H, IN, 1915 p. N. Sun.
AyHNDENBERa Acc6AiMoDArIoN.
week days. III u M: 1000 a. m; 3.OA, A5l
Z. m, Sundays, 1000 a. M. 4.51 =. IN.
LEAVE MARKET STREET STATION
PHILADELPHIA. week days. a0 pm.
BALTIMORE. week days. So g. M:
Il IIAHNpENBRRo. week days, SIS SIS =
m; 2jJ. 5.35 y. IN. Sundays. s.oj =. IN;
ILEAv"E PHILADELPHIA FOR WILL
:sis' ~, :lo,ss; H:sS : =; aS.s. IA Il ~
-; lis ' m !: u, sssaa ssS. ~ ~ k
az 74O. 1913; TO- p. NJ
Telephone No l@.
Rates to Western points lower thaa vie
". NJ. GREENE. u. q. MARTIN.
GEN Manager. s!an. Of Pass TraftIr
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1897-11-03

Dr. Simms vegetable Liver Pills. Rev.
L. f, Waddell, d. d., Of tho Wilmington
Conference. says they are the best pills hs
ever used. Nice. easy, no gripping no sick
ening pureutive. Elsgant for tho livs-
kidneys and stomach, Depo. COS King
Strnnt
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1897-11-03
Tho Law" In His Own Hands.

In a case before green and newly up.
pointed Georgia justice the jury couldn t
arrive at II decision. and the bailiff report
Cd as follows
1.-THE Jury is hung yer honor"
"Who hung emf" asked the justice in
an excited voice who dares ter hang
anybody without my say SOP Bring the
culprits before me, and III lynch EN- all
by law - Atlanta Constitution.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1897-11-03
An Asthma Cure,

There is no need of any one suffering
with asthma If they will use Brazilian
Balm. Mrs. S. r. Smith, sl8 East Eagar
street. baltimore, Md, says: Zone bot
tie Of your Brazilian Balm has done
more to relieve my little daughter Of
asthma than anything have ever tried.
and I have tried everything could
hear Of, and many doctors have treated
her."
For sale by Y. James Belt, COL Marker
street. and N Is. lili.I,l .IlLl Mo
ket streets
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1897-11-03

Powell has on his fish stalls In Third
street market house the following fish;
Goldfish, crocuscs. founders, front, catfish.
blue fish. rock. Call early and get hrsi
choice.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1897-11-03
SO He Did.

"Sce here, Bibbs thought you told
me you had raised that mortgage on your
farm, )" said his chief creditor
II did 1t was only 81, 800, and raised
her to So. 600 Detroit Free Press.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1897-11-03
eseeeessseseessssess
--tsssS0

The soft pliable Henrietta cloth lends
itself happily to pretty puffs and tucks,
hence it is an admirable fabric for children's
dresses, which are always daintiest and more
suitable when made with an abundance of
ornamental features. A rose.colored Henri.
eta is pictured in dress that appeared in
late number of The Delineator and is altogether
charming, having the fashionable pouch front
made additionally decorative by pretty cross.
wise tucks. The back is pulled down tight
and trim, although it also has fulness ar.
ranged at each side of the closing. Bretelles
crossing the shoulders stand out over pufs
placed at the top Of the closed sleeves giving
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1897-11-03

First Duke-Wasn that a terrible mis-
alliance that young Lord Dcdbroke nader
Second Duke-Yes The girl hasn't half
enough to pay his debts. New York
Truth.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1897-11-03
A sass .s.us,s,

"How old would yon guess her 10 boz"
"Oh. about 20 would bs safe guese"
"6hs's surely older than that :"
II said 20 would be safe guess It IL
always safer to underguess woman 81 age
She may hear Of it "-Indianapolis Jour.
nal
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1897-11-03

To Cure Constipation Forever.
Take Cascarets Candy Cathartic. 1Oc or &c
II G. G. G. fail. druggists refund money.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1897-11-03
Matrimonial Chat.

He-You haven't q mind above q new
hat.
She-And you haven't any mind under
yours. Journal
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1897-11-03
PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD.
Philadelphia, Wilmington and Bal
timore Railroad,
Schedule In effect May ". 1897.
TRAINS LEAVE WILMINGTON AS

Schedule In effect May ". 1897.
TRAINS LEAVE WILMINGTON AS
FOLLOWS:
For Philadelphia lexpress). l.67, ass. 40
$50. 7.2. $50. $50. s.55. 9S3. 1903 l04l II "a
to. sos SIS So. US and Isl Sis r p. NJ H. WV
Accommodation. $40. los. 812. 11oe A
M. l2.t5. 23S, 400. SIS. $50 and 1910 =. NJ
For Chester texpressl. 1:57, %2O. $50. ~
sos. sos. sos. Sc and s.o6 P. IL.
Accommodation. Go. L0s. S:12. HOP. liz
A. M: i2As 2ss. 400. 5.26. 6.sa. 75o ane
.' For New York Through e,pres,,. 1.sa
l2l6 Dining Carr. 1877 Dining Carr. 81
sos, $50 Dining Carp and 60, s:l6 p: M
connecting via Broad Street Station, Phil
sadselpshia. ~. $50, 7;os; $50; 1903 A M,
For Boston without change. 1915 A. M,
., FIR Nexsrk Center and ,n,srmedlats
OIL. 1913 and 100 A. M, 1905. 12.4s. Ill.
lse as SIS, 's.o6. 100, 1857, Sill p, NJ. and
Baltimore and intermediate stations.
~, 4.43. Cos p. NJ. 100 night.
Wilmington texpressJ. Sc, s.2c, 7s5. ST. H.
1920. 1l.2a A. M. 1903 Il 1881. liz. 2O2. ais,
a.46. 4Ul, Sal. Dos, BOP, 6.59. SIT, 500, 81,
lilo, 1116 P. M. and 1905 night.
Accommodation, 634, 7.30, S.l2, 1875 A.
NJ, LIS. Sis. 4os. 4A. s25. s3s. 1903 anG
Sunday Trains.
For Philadelphia texpress). l57, 255, 40.
S55. SO. 1913 11.45 A. NJ, 1877, s.Q5, SOC,
sos, $50. i.29 sos and sl6 P. M.
Accommodation. 7.07. Sl9 A. M, 1905,
If, A.00: 62s and 1910 P. M:
For Chester (express), l.57, 40. S55. l1.i5
A. M. LIZ. sos. sos sos. 6.52 and S.06 P. M.
Accommodation, 1907. $40 A. NJ, 1909.
Las. 400. 5.26, 72s and 1040 P. M.
For New York Through express). 1.57.
lbs. 9.33 Dining Carl. 1913. ll.a5 A. NJ,
ls Dining Car), 3.05. sos. '6.20 Dining
Carr. 6.52. 9.16 p. H., connecting via Broad
Street Station. Philadelphia. 40, 707, S.l9
A. NJ, 400, sos and TO- P. M.
For Boston. without change. 662 P. M
Baltimore and Washington, 4.38 sol.
1918 A. NJ, 1905 1249. LEO. 5.23, '6.O5 1887,
Sill P. M. and 1858 night.
Baltimore and intermediate stations,
COS P. NJ. 400 night.
Leave Philadelphia, Broad Street. for
Wilmington lexpressy. $50. 7.20, 11.23 A. NJ.
1909, liz 40 EOS. SIS. 7.3l. s.35. lilo. 1l1t
r. M. and 1905 night.
Accommodation, S.S5. 912 1925 A. M.
1880. 2.32. SIC. S.sS and 1908 r. NJ.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1897-11-03
A Golden Opportunity.

Five hundred gold filled and nickel
hook frame spectar.es for 30 cents each
this week only at No 8l3 Market street.
Prof, Wei. opt!ciaa
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1897-11-03
What Dr, A. r. SnIler Says

BUFFALO. N Y.-Gents:-From my pers1n
al knowledge. gained In observing the slreot
your Sh'lohs Cure In cases of advanced
Consumption. nm prepared TO say It Is the
most remarkable remedy that hna ever bean
brought 10 my attention. Il has certainly
saved many from Consumption. sold by
N. Is. DAnforth 2nd and Market streets
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1897-11-03
Wilmington r Markham R, r.

TIM TABLE IN EFFEClJUNE eth. I3I1
Trains leave v up1lnStGa lTrsnsh strsss
Station for b. d =. Junction, Acntctan.
CosSart, Chadd's Ford juno ton, Poop
son. West Chester, Embreville. Mort01-
VILE Gainesville and intermediate stae
anu dl3 .. m. Sundays only ats.Gs IN. III
and 4 p N.
Fer Waynesburs Junction. Springdel0
and Intern ed!ate stations. daily exceg9
Sundays only at 8 05 y IN , 10 and 4 p IN.
For Joanna, Etrdsboro. Reading and To-.
termsdiate stations, daily except sunday
at o. a. IN. and ,. ID p. m.
a. @. M'CAUsLAND. Superintendent
bOWNE6N BRI0lh. Gen. PaRs. AGenes
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1897-11-03

Educate Your Bowels With Cascarets.
Candy Cathartic, cure constipation forever
l0c. nc c. G. fail, druggists refund money.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1897-11-03
For the South.

Southern Railway.-727 P. NJ, daily,
slecpers to New Orleans. Memphis. Tam
pa, Nashville, via Asheville and Hot
Springs.
Atlantic Coast Line.-l24s p. NJ. daily,
sleepers to Jacksonville. Port Tampa.
s!sepers TO Richmond and jacksonville.
Chesapeake & Ohio Railway, Sill P. NJ,
daily. sleepcrs and dining car to Cincin.
natl and Louisville
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1897-11-03
DelAWAre Division.

For New Castle. s.13. Ills A. NJ. Isl
l27 and 6,t5 P. M.
For Lewes, s.l3 A. NJ, 427 P. NJ. week
Gays.
For Dover Harrington and Delmar
8.13. 1l.04 A. M. Isl, All and ll.S6 P. M
Sundays. ll.a6 P. M.
For Wyoming and way stations, 6.55 P
M. weekdays.
Comfort and Norfolk. ll.04 A. NJ, week.
days, and 1l.56 P. M, daily.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1897-11-03
TRAINS LEAVE BROAD STREET STA.
TION, PHILADELPHIA,
FOR THE WEST.

rION. PHILADELPHIA,
FOR THE WEST.
$50 A. NJ. daily, Pittsburg Chicago. Gin.
clnnati, Louisville and St. Louis. Din.
1925 A. NJ. daily. for Plttsburg and Chi.
1920 p NJ daily, Limited" Pittsburg
Chicago Cleveland, Toledo, Cincinnati
Louisville and St. Louis. Dining Car
1925 P. M, daily. Pittsburg and Cleveland,
4.3O 2. M. daily. PittsbIrg Cincinnati
Nashville tvia CincinnatD and St. Louis
Dining Carr
$50 P. M, daily. Pittsburg, Chicago and
Cleveland; and Toledo. except Saturday
1927 P. NJ. daily, Pittsburg. Cincinnati
1l.20 P. NJ. daily Pittsburg and Chicago,
Cleveland and Toledo. except Saturday
% Congressional Limited Express. All
vestibule Parlor Cars and Dining Car.
No extra fare other than the usual Pull
man charge
Cd Limited Express. Vestibule Parlor
Cars. Vestibule Passenger Coaches and
Dining Car. No extra fare.
The Wilmington Transfer Company will
call for and check baggage from hotels
and residences.
For further Information, passengers are
referred 10 the ticket agent at the sta
J. B. HUTCHINSON, ]. n. WOOD,
General Manager. Gen. Passenger Agt
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1897-11-03

A TTEN TlON--rersons desiring puru drugs
"A ard chemicals or wishing thclr per-
scriptpIns or private receipt cleotaNf com.
poundod ~tth pura niatsrtalA. should ~ 70
Inc drug 'of 4. X. NtlNGMuHSE "
3l7 Marseis %. wilmington Del u
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1897-11-03

UNoR sALE-AT PUBLIC vENDnE. on
It Tuesday, November IL. 1857. at II o'clock
q m, on the prenises. S. u. Con Eleventh
ana King streets. Wilmington. the Tesidence
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1897-11-03

MassA A STYLISH CAPE OF SILK AND
n VELVET, WITH TAB FRONTS OF
" SILK
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1897-11-03
Tha Late MARGARET S, Biddle.

the ldte Margaret ). BlddIo,
CDnBl sting OF a substantial and com lodious
three story brick dwelling. house with NIL
modern c0nventeucss. TDs lot hus 'front.'
aye OF 50 feet on King street, and extends
hack at that width and rnnnina along Elov-
.entb street :2l8 feet to French sireei.
TERMS--Ton per cent. cash on day OF sale;
40 per. cent, cash within thirty days 81 ter
sale. when deed and possesslon will W gwen.
The balance may be SECURED by the purchase
money mortgage nud bond OF the purchaser.
Sale positive; the estate must be closed.
-. THOMASotlE
W. u. NOltNiH.
tEecut0rs
a. FOR further PARTICULARS addraas H0irecker
4. II e6ecksr Attorneys for the Executors,
l., tyil,utnxlou, DvL oaO ~ 70 ~ us
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1897-11-03

NV ANTED--A white Rirl for general house
wv work. Must be good cook. None 9th.
els need apply. Mrs. II. y. Rettow. SIS W.
<lh street. $50 81
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1897-11-03
WANTED

JN7 AN Er-soo persons have learncdshort
NV hand At 0oidSy College. sth aud Mar.
ket Streets Copy lyhtsd Sheet" system
(Pitman .lmproved) used. Call or send for
special FREQ day Or night circui ar.
ala IN W I'm
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-09-25

The Rev H. r. Haweis, author of
Music and Morals, " tells a good story
in his book, Travel and Talk" of an
unconscious rebuff ne once received i'll
railway carriage:
An old gentleman who sat opposite
had been eying me over his evening pa
per with what fancied was look of
recognition Presently he handed me
the paper and pointed to an article on
musical subject. Il thought, SIR" he
said politely, ''you might like to see
this article.
One glance was sufficient. | recog-
nized an almost verbatim chapter of
Music and Morals" Disgusted at the
fraud, l handed the paper back, re-
marking that | was quite familiar with
the contents ''In fact, d." rashly added.
lit is chapter out Of Music and Nor
ais. You may know the book"
Indeed, sir, never heard of it. Who
is it by?"
"Oh, | said, "a man named Haweis
"a parson, you know
"Oh, really! never heard of himl"
Haven't your" said l.
mo-, said he
"Oh' said |, and the conversation
dropped. So of whomsoever it may be-
said or sung, "'E dun know where @
are, " in the long run "most everybody"
finds his level.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-09-25

Maxwell Sommerville, in his book
"Siam on the Meinam, From the Gulf
to Ayuthia, " says that, the chewing of
the betel nut being common habit, at
every little distance as you go through
the bazaar of Bangkok may b. seen
petty merchants busy making and sell
ing the preparation so universally mas
ticated.
THE leaves in which the prepared
mixture is wrapped are from vine
known as the chavica betel. The nut is
from the africa betel palm, which
reaches height of about 60 feet, whose
branches bear several large punches of
nuts, which harden and redden as they
ripen, and which resemble somewhat
the bunches of fruit on the date bearing
palm. The dealers cut up their green
leaves into the proper triangular form,
crack the nuts, and with wooden spatu-
las work the tumeric stained juice into
a paste. 1t is amusing to see how skill
fully they form the pieces of green leaf
into pointed, cone shaped cups, into
each one of which they place portion
Of the ingredients. -
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-09-25
Take Your Choice.

We are now suffering from the evils
OF scanty in sad comparison to the
benefits of full circulation, and am
for returning to the solid and safe basis
of the free coinage Of both metals which
congress unrighteously and, as Webster
thinks, unconstitutionally, repealed in
1878.
Unless we have the free coinage of
silver we will inevitably have further
contraction of the currency, vast in
crease Of the public debt, an increase of
taxation by the federal government and
by many Of the states and their munich
pal divisions, accompanied with the
further decline in the value of land, of
agriculture, mining and manufactured
produce. and long depression of busi-
ness with an increase of commercial
failures and decrease of wages. Sen
ator Daniel.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-09-25
WHOLE NO., 35t.


L had Il faILrite cat, which came
habitually 10 my bedroom door as soon
as persons began to move about the
house i'll the morning and mewed for
admittance, scratching to emphasize his
request if immediate response were not
made
One morning the idea seized me to
place him upon the dressing table while
l was dressing The cat at once saw his
reflection i'll the mirror and began to
arch his back and whisk his tail. He
twisted and turned himself and began
to spit, " as if eager for contest, and
OF course his apparent adversary did the
same Then he struck savagely at the
mirror, evidently without the desired
result. Puzzled, he went behind the
glass to investigate, returning thorough
ly dissatisfied and eager to get at closer
quarters.
With hearty laugh / drew near and
began to stroke him, and in the mirror
be now saw his own reflection and
mine, with my hand upon his head. 1t
seemed as if the cat took in the situa-
tion at once, for he glanced from me to
the reflection several times, lost his ir.
ritation and settled down to watch the
proceedings, every now and then look
ing into the mirror and back to me-
Many time subsequently he took up
his position before the mirror, quietly
and naturally regarding his own and
my image without the slightest emo
tion. Current Literature.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-09-25

After a protracted discussion of the
money question for from to 20 years
we are going to have this autumn a
thorough consideration of it purely ON
its merits. 1t is the most important
financial question which the world has
ever had at stake. One thing is clear,
all sections and both parties believe that
silver should be reinstated as a full
money metal, in order to diminish the
increasing demand which was thrown
upon gold. Gold is just as much subject
to the memorable law of demand and
supply as any other product of human
labor. When, therefore, the civilized
world diminished the demand for silver
by demonetization, it necessarily in
creased the demand for gold, and gold
is steadily rising in value through be-
ing itself the measure. Its enhanced
value is shown in the falling prices of
all other goods. The result is depres-
sion Of business which lasted for many
years, and from which there is no es-
cape in the future until the apprecia-
tion of gold is stopped by the reinstate-
ment of silver as money metal. Rob
ert Treat Paine in Boston Globe.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-09-25
NEIHART, MONTANA, SEPTEMBER 25. 1897
Warm Hair.

Talking about warm hair, lady in
Milwaukee, whose hair very nearly
matches the brick in the Wisconsin
building and who has been joked about
her red hair until she goes around and
shoots the last few thousand who make
ancient remarks about it, says she heard
new thing on red hair the other day.
friend from the east said to her,
Mrs. -, l rather like this Skaneat-
eles hair of yours" She didn't like to
ask questions, but finally curiosity got
the best of her, and she asked, "Well,
what in the name of the 13 apostles is
Skaneateles hair?' ooh, says he, as he
got ON the other side of the table and
held his elbow up over his head so the
press board wouldn't hurt, Skaneateles
is about 40 miles beyond Auburn, you
know" He is now carried in sling,
and his friends have to get pass from
the matron of the hospital to see him.
Newspaper
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1897-09-25
The Psalm of Life.

LAS interpreted by Mr.. Insect o'Connor.]
Don't gimme no hard luck jolly
Bout life's bein a busted game,
Fer de guy wot's up agin it
Amt got no one else to blame
Life's hustlel Life's a mix upl
An de morgue don't close de deal
This dust to dust biz's all flimfiam,
Played ter make de suckers squeaL
Now you're in it, make de runnin.
Don't lay down err be tank.
rrow bluff dat you winner.
Hit er up an win bank
Lives Of big uns-John L., Corbett,
Kelly, Croker and de rest
Make US t'ink dat we kin get dere
II we do our bully best.
Say, den, felleys, git a move onl
Make front an cut dash.
Line yer jeans wild good old long green.
Cop de bones an salt de cash.
New York Journal