The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1897-07-10

10, 1897.
BUDGET OF FUN. !
SKETCHES FROM
VARIOUS SOURCES.
neffabfe Joy-Reward OF Bravery ,
In Constantinople-Co Heip
1.-THE Difference-Conclustve
Proof-The Impression, Etc.
Inc dav found diamond in the gutter
And once a bill-lined wallet picKeu up,
~ hosom heat with Joy scarce could utter
frhe ioy-drops DER the edges OF my cup
Did trickle.
rov did say? All. less than nothlns wa -
Compared to that great thrill wnen' yes
terday. s.u. tho
took my last years top COAT 'roih- 'no
nd in tho lining found, long hid away
~ New York World.
COULDN'T HELP IT.
Beatrice-"Did you notice the loud
color of that blonde young ladys gown
ut the reception last night?'
Observation-Disclosures it! DO you
think Pm deaf. Truth.
REWARD OF BRAVERY.
sbe-s.It must have taken, great
deal of persistence on your part 10
learn TO play the violin SO well.
He-ssIt did. I had to go con
stantlv armed for FIVE years."-lhfe.
oUIp PRO QUO.
The Junior Partner-"Did you see
Grinder about extending that note?.
The Senior Partner--"Yes. ne saia
be was willing to, extend the time II
we would extend. the size. "-oincln'
natl Tribune.
THE CRUCIAL TEST.
He-"Why shouldn't we be happy
tooether? Our tastes are SIMILAR our
islands the same, and-and-we ride
the same make of wheel, too"
She-ssYes,. but whatamake OF saddle
do YOU use?"-Judge.
IN CoNsrANTINoPLE.
OAicial-"We have caught thf
scoundred who plotted against your
Maiesty's life."
The Sultan-"Keep him safe, until
decide what punishment DENTS
NON who would have made so man.
widows. Puck.
CASE OF NECESSITY.
First Chappie-"My dear boy, yo'
should never laugh at your ow
Second Chappie-"Oh, confound
all. I've got to! I could never stan
the everlasting silence that comes q
ter them. Truth.
CONCLUSIVE PROOF.
. "But papa says you owe ever.
' vhere-that you are not man
!, honor.
81 assure you, one of the stronge
toe,inos that animate me in enteril
into this match is the desire 10 p
:, my debts. Life.
THE DIFFERENCE.
n. Little Coke Blackstone-"I thu
in a doctors patients get off easier tn
re a LAWYERS clients; don't they, Par
8. LAWYER Blackstone Think aga
" NV sonl Did you ever hear OF a la
" yer killing his client after ne
8. cleaned him out?'-Puck.
n THE IMPRESSION.
RS. "Now," said one of the members
ny woman's organization, "the sec
M tary is going to read the minutes
sr: the last meeting"
lSl EYES," responded Miss Cayen
lal "sbe calls them minutes. But :
nd always seem like hours. "-Washl
ne ton Star.
~ HAD CHANGED COMPETITIONS.
al. It was the seventh time she had T
ar, on the gown.
mo- "It doesn't seem to me" she
md "that it becomes my complexion. ,
,rs. "Madam forgets," said the mod
mi. "tbat she has not the same comple'
md she wore last time she was mere
re-; Chicago Journal.
bly,
pu- Couldn't STAND THE THOUGHTS OF
on Weary Walker-''Say, I'm as
is ter strangle mself ter deathr
on Dusty Rhodes lin amazemeI
ipe "What fer?"
Weary Walker-"Just listen
Her it says in dis paper: "Every TIM
cry breathe one hundred muscles OF
der body are set to work. PUCK.
,oks
has HE SAW HIM.
VIC 81 wants ter see" said CHI
Fadden, coming aboard the big
New t.lo vain screw of dis