New-York tribune., 1897-08-04
THE TALK OF TIE DAY.

OF the thousands Of prisoners released from Ja'is
in India Jubilee Day. some nave voiull'a.n. re-
turned to jail, while others are coihnh'''"e e'
and other offences.
Applying the Rule:"You are not up IN political nd
econom,y," said Bobby to his wife "A oeman"
always creates supply, wner Mrs Bobv
demanded 500 for a new dress.-(Detrot Free
Press.
An ant which Sir John Lubbock the English nat
uralist. had kept for observation many years re-
centlv died whereupon THE lndian mirror
published an obituary notice OF the dea'h oi i''
aunt
Do you mean to tell me that & yNT have re found 0 a
they possess into common STOCK ana snare
a'ifs 'niCertanly. replied the Socialist Why nSts SIs
There isn't one OF them who has cent 10 MS
name."-(Washington Star.
Rrsakfast picnics are the fad OF the moment al
Grand Island, Neb The guests start OUT a,
o'clock breakfast In the woods, ana come hohe oe
,ore ,he sun makes things too hot for comfort
r told her was afraid to kiss her While S,h fs we
were on the tandem LOT isaf we "0''N
''".What did she say?" -, .o,, an nv.
perienced wheelman." n."-(Chcago RECORD.
I,stead NJ going to summer schools. The BOOK
man" advises women teachers to associate WIN
"the most frivolous, gddy and nirtatious young
girls who nfest the myriad resorts IN summer
for the good of their health and the augmentation
of their sense OF humor
WHY Cbauncey waited-"Dear me! Here is Dr.
Depew Just learning to ride wheel he mas Dee"
Yes but You should bear in mind that he had
to wait I'll a good stock OF blcyc'e Jokes hau Dee"
compiled. d."-(Cincnnau Enquirer.
The retiring president Of the Detroit Board OF
Education in his annual report, makes the mover
suggestion that courses be established for parents
as we'll as for children in the public schools HIS
idea is to give some OF the advantages OF scnooi-
ing to grown people who have come 10 America
from foreign countries where they nave ho' ""u
the advantage Of free tuition
Matches are nulsanee' any any way you TX 'he"''
"Wei If If You take only one to light the gas with
1t invariably goes ou'
Ana IL you take two you always have to carry
the other one back."-(Chicago RECORD
The silver men Of Nebraska are having hard
time in their efforts to explain the revvins pros
perty Of the State. In the cities building Is going
on rapidy In the rural districts farmers are TOO
husv harvesting to discuss politics. and labor is
In demand.
vou ora NOT m on mathematics" :"
NO" canddly confessed the SCION 1i q piuto, n
cratic house down on 'em.-(lnd1anapolS
Journal.
II T. Jones' of Cincinnati. bought n violin a few
wears ago for SO and gave 1t to his daughter.
While 4, was being repaired recently he accidental
Iv discovered that 1t was instrument he himself
had made In ls4S as an experiment and sold for S.
Emes Brother-Do you love , my sister sister EHie? T.
n,,e,r question. Why 90 you want TO know?
Efies Brother-she said last night & she would give
n-pound note 10 kho"' anu iiAe u SOooP II
n.-(Answers
A correspondent of THE Christian Advocate"
sav. ~ Toronto: 1.-The law dsqualiaes a saloon
keeper for membership In the City Council. The
saloons (and curiously enough, there are just as
rpanv saloons as Churches-two hundred) under
rigid oversight. and are closed every night at IL
o'clock and all day Sunday. There Sun
day newspapers. and the press generally IL strong
IN on the side OF law. order and decency. The
streets are clean-a fact which Is not without its
hearings upon clean morals; there is utter alb
sence OF drunkenness and OF almess loafing. and
the police force is largely composed OF temperance
men, who have no sympathy with the demoraliz-
ing agency Of the saloon"
He was a man OF simple habit and evidently from
a far distance, and he had wandered into a large
city museum. The attendant found him looking
with interest at meteorite. and he asked the at
That" said the attendant. "is a meteorite"
'Hum. Where'd 1t come from
1T fell from the sky"
Fall near hcre?"
mo. 1t. fell ona farm out in the country"
ANY body hurt?'
No there nobody about when 1t fell"
Might have been. thoughY'
Hum" The of the simple habit thought
Well" he said finally. the Lords kind. but It
-(BoSton Budget