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The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1897-09-03
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The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1897-09-03
80 oNE ID rAkE HIs 80

No ONE To TAKE HIS PLACE
Prs@fe- Ca1ova=- PEzce : Hard TO
FIJI.
PARIS august z2-Gh Lopez Do
Ul1ZEZ- Eho EE Spanish Minister Of
var II the last Cabirst 0t Ssror Sa-
szz-2- L 1oE II Paris
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deeply GspI1rsd thz death Ct Senor Ca
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De AZszrrzz, the uEE Premier, Is Z
clever and ze-fL uzE- Lur does rot
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ing bE hszd OF The GoTe-uusat and
also the had q rhe Conservative parry
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g The Unftst States. II said, wi IL
rsrf=rE II ths CzbEz 6fEcuIty- Spain
has 1czTc1lz5ls resources q her EN-
@z6- znE ths oaly thing 10 b feared
Z that political Disputes uzF prevent
TIE Suppression q Z rebellion which
has roE srrfEs5 q the limit a szhzuz-
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The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1897-09-03
WILL ArD ANzElc>S GROWERS

WILL AID AMERICAN GROWERS
Prospect That Rzssts VIII Prohibit
West EIporrsrfous-
PHILADELPHIA August zz-The
Press VII say to7orrow- word has
beer rsceiTeG AZ this port thar the Rus
szr GoTsrnzsnt * uedfratirg the
p-oEulgztIoz q j decree prohibiting
the expectation OF wheat. owing TO the
snail erugs II Sggtksc1 Russia and
this report K ezEsIng some UneGSt-
ness u -EeSe fztsrsscssi
Ths eject q this contemplated ae-
tlCz VIII q % create Z strong demand
s1r tonnage n the BIzck Sea so th4t
Is Uueh grain zs K possible nay be
shirpe5 before The prohibition takes
s@sc1 This II itself ECaId be eaIcu-
Izrsd 70 tsrce Up frsIghts On vessels
IoaGLzg here
4 Eel-DOEE shipping Dzu IN this
clrT said thai this contemplated ac-
tso1 q the Russian G0verEneur makes
L almost 1 settled faet that Euruve
uuSt I0CE % The United States 70 I'll
her orders for cereals Just what in
crsGSe & bu<z1sSs this EsaK for Phil
aGzIp1Ea New York and Baltinore
1Iocs < i1cziclIzhls The exports OF
grain from Phlz6eIphtz- which already
1re he largest On record VII reach
6Eurss IN sTcess q What las been the
ms szEgUiue expectation q slippers
Within the 1sIr few weeks cargues Of
grain VII b shippesi freu here 10
parts in the AdEtztic Sea. % 81 Louis
Gu REczs, MzrsefII=s and AIsxan6rtz.
ETr-
Ths n Itself ssrTss 10 confirm the
rID0rs1 pruhihltory export law Of the
Russiz1 Government. for unless souA
thing q the kind Is contemplated Il
Euul5 y N UrEz1zI action 70 rake
szeh IEpartz fruU ports zt such dis
tz1ce
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1897-09-03
uRIsiS AT HASp
Ersian1 May Make >Sroa< Move
II CreSSz Question.

Er.siana May MAKE >sr0a< Move
IL CrerSz oee->siez.
C0NST TANrINoPLE Argus - -
ne -sssI-s u TIE Ps4ee Conference
-r-orruw Is expected 70 develop 3
c-isas. ST Philip Curris. ths British
E-haSSa1o- GO Turkey, has rsce5yeG
frsSh Instructions q : serious nature.
ne details o. the sc-eallsd ratI6ea-
.foz q The -hsSSaIi&z frontier have
6ssa made pool5s, and they show that
Greece VIII hs placed entirely az The
mercy II chs Turk The former from
c5sz. whieh ran 1lccg the wzEsrpart-
l-g o. TIE EC1uzzin range forming
TIE bcu-51ry q tie Thsss2llan plain
kzs been superseded BY 3 line follow
5-S the southern base q the mountains
ard transfers % Turkey MIlo1na Sn6
III cths- important passes. Thus 2ny
t--zrs aggressive &csio1 On the part q
Greece -flI ae rendered impossible.
Ehls Turkey VIII BE II position 10
invade Tesssaly wI1hoIt sncou1tsring
ssrioCs opFCSlltoc-
ne r-Erciple OF following the base
CT The mountain chain vas 6svi2te,i
from In 0ns Important particular A
li-rls Essc q LartsSa the new froEtisr
leaves the mountain. crosses the Sa-
zrevriz RfVsr, loSns q eo1SiGsr2Als
srarC Cf rlEir 70 Greece and placing
T-rSsv n possession q both hanks os
he river
RsTusCc5o-1ry threats q the Arne
zi1zs are cauSiEs anxiety The Ar
gC1rte-s q Ehs city are spe-
,54IIT pa--uIlsd and olher precautions {
.2ksZ TIE Armenian patriarch hzs
iEslv75EsG the action OF the agitaC0rs-
/ lpCIgsEzsG p-ofussgy and h@bly 70 |
he Sul-ar and prepared zn encycIical 4
isnoueing he boub-shro1srs- which i
E1< read IN al the Armenian churches I
.o5zv- L / generally considered that I
ne bomb Ou-rGges VIII prove i peg
-pcc wkieh 70 hang another Armenian
-2Ssaers- TIE Turkish authorities.
-CEeTsr. are thoroughly controlling
.hs mob and prsTsnsing zsssnhlases
Z v1gzhoc5 MosIezS Numerous ar
-es-s have been made q both Turks
nd Arzs1iznS
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1897-09-03

Parties inquirLng fnr Letters in the
above list VIII please ask for ~AdTer-
tised LettErz"
JOSEPH n DAT.
PnEr-zErr Cnr
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1897-09-03

annexation z-s<tion and the po<sSeflt-
ties @ ths tsl&RGS
ne Pri1csss viii arrive IN New
Yo-& ahcus September ZSsh from Eng
Ean6- SIZE viii Prceahly stay for 4
SsC-s -i-.e Il this city. visiting with
sx-G-esz LilLucsalanL Eho 1in then
T. RESTING here temporarily, while
Co-S-sss Is E0r IN session
Hzfrl1nT,S father VII accompany her,
Thougn she has taSt corss u legal
Ess- the Princess : possessed of very
ll-sls property In hsr eEE right
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1897-09-03

L1Ii11kzIzuI the dethruuad Queen OF
Hawaii inEeEds living in Austria, II f
reported and hzs bought sons ground
HI far fru0 Vienna 4 palace L 10
Be built On this gTo1nd, where Her
Majesty VII i've IN regal stzte.-Wash-
EEgr1r Pnsf-
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1897-09-03
are
Selling

them at very low prices.
These may be stained any
color required to match
other furniture in the house.
Plush cushions made to
order to fit any furniture de-
sired.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1897-09-03

and
COUCHES

WE have Just received a
large and varied assortment
of new style wicker furni-
ture suitable for rooms or
verandaS.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1897-09-03

GenazI Posi- OEee. HouoIulu. Au-
gust 81. 1887.
The sun., 1897-10-31
Subsidixed Hotels In Norway.

Some friends who have just returned
from tour in out Of the way parts OF
Norway tell me Of capital hotel sys.
tenn in vogue there which might be
adopted with advantage in some parts
Of Scotland and Ireland. In every vii
lage where no hotel exists some one of
the more prominent inhabitants is sub
sidized by the Norwegian government,
and in return is bound to provide ac'
commodation for not less than four
travellers. He may take in more it he
chooses, but four is the minimum. My
friends made frequent use OF these SUBJ
sidized hostelries and are enthusiastic
concerning the excellence of the accom-
mediation and food supplied. I did not
gather whether the tariff was regulated
by government, but I presume it is.
Anyway, the charges are absurdly mod
crate Norway owes much OF her pros
perity to tourists, and she certainly
treats them well. Sketch.
The sun., 1897-10-31
Politcness Came to Grief.

1t happened on q Ridge avenue street
car early one evening last week, says
the Philadelphia Record. He was a
rather nice looking fellow, very neatly
dressed and apparently on the alert to
be gallant to any lady who might hap
pen to run across his path. His oppor-
tunity came along very shortly when a
pretty young woman sat down beside
him. He took sly, unobtrusive survey
of her face and figure, and in the course
Of his observations his eye rested upon
a dainty bit Of linen and lace lying on
the floor near the edge of her gown.
The young lady had dropped her hand
kerchief, thought the gallant, and he
promptly proceeded to restore it to her.
He stopped over and grasped the deli
cate fabric. The next moment there
was q slight ripping noise, and the gal
liant, blushing furionsly, released his
hold upon the bit Of lace edged linen.
The young woman looked daggers at
him, while the other passengers snick-
cred. "I-aw-beg pardon, y stammer-
ed tho unhappy young man. II didn t
know it was your-aw-l thought 1t
was your handkerchief. The young
woman 5 nose assumed an upward tilt,
and she hid the damaged lingerie under
the edge of her outer skirt. The gallant
left the car at the next cross street.
The sun., 1897-10-31
Protection Apaiost Colds.

While every one admits the necessity
that exists for guarding against expos
ure, especially when there are sudden
changes from heat to cold, there are
very few persons who take these i'm.
perative precautions in the proper way.
They are chilly when the weather
changes and Immediately seek ont an
overcoat, u jacket, a scarf or a lnuffier.
The shoulder cape comes into use and
the feather boa or wrap that is pulled
up close about the neck and covers the
chest. This is precisely the region that
needs tho least protection in these
changes. If, instead Of this, thicker
shoes and warmer hose were put OH md
warmer covering for the limbs were
afforded, the trunk of the body could
take much better care of itself. Cold
and exposed extremities and too much
wrapping around the body create con-
gestion and pave the way for disease.
The hygienic and sensible method is to
give the throat, chest and arms a dash
Of cold salt and water every morning
upon rising. An entire sponge bath Of
this sort is of great advantage, but this
treatment of the throat and chest is al
most absolutely necessary if one would
avoid multitude of ills that affect this
portion Of the system. New York
Ledger
The sun., 1897-10-31

are packages Of Italian, French and Eng
lish papers and pamphlets, all bearing
on the question of woman suffrage and
helping to make an aggregation of ref
erence documents wonderful to con-
template and cumbrous to handle.
Another suffrage treasure is centen-
NAL autograph book, containing the
names of those allied with the move
ment at its beginning.
Among the relics Of her mothers
family (the Leslies of Scotland) Mrs.
Gage cherishes all old piano, made be-
fore pianos were manufactured in Amer
ica. One of the Astors settled in Lon.
don and manufactured these instru.
ments, and OH the plate on the front is
inscribed "G. Aster, No. 70 Cornhill,
London, New Patent"
Mrs. Gage As years ago made her first
public speech for woman's rights in a
convention held in Syracuse, in the old
city hall. She was one Of the pioneers
in this movement and worked long and
persistently against obstacles, disap.
pointlnents and odium to- as she de-.
clared, "break the way for the women
of today" Her books on woman s rights
are "Woman, Church and State, "Wo-
man as Inventor, "Who Planned the
Tennessee Campaign?" and "Woman's $
Rights Catechism. New York Trib-
The sun., 1897-10-31
Tho Sad Part.

A lady who has been away from the
city for q long while, and who during
her absence received the sad news Of the
death of the husband of one Of her init
mate friends, upon her return fastened
to call upon the bereaved widow to ex-
tend her sympathy and coincidence.
"My dear -, am SO sorry to hear
Of your husbands death,'' said the la'
dy with suspicious break in her voice,
"and you know, dear, how much SYM
pathize with You. -
"Yes, l know you do. 1t IS awful to
have your husband taken away, and he
did not leave me cent Of insurance
either" said the widow, bursting into
tears. Toledo Blade.
The sun., 1897-10-31
FOO Mach Eloqusnos.


In o recent interview with Mark
Twain the following amusing story was
elected II seems that Twain once went
to hear missionary lecturer who had
worked among the poor. The speaker
was eloquent He drew picture Of q
starving family that brought tears from
his audience, and Mark Twain, who
happened to have four 800 bills with
him, said to himself, "I'll give one Of
those bills when the plate comes round. "
The preacher continued, his story be-
came more piteous and narrowing, and
Mark Twain said, "I'll spare two of
those bills.
But still the tale Of woe went on, the
agony accommodating and accumulating,
until Mark Twain exclaimed: "For
goodness sake send that plate round, SO
that I can pour my sympathy into it.
I'll give all four bills, and I'll write a
check too.
But the lecturer rather overdid it.
"He went on talking and talking"
said Mark Twain as he told the story,
"and as he talked my enthusiasm calmed
and Gained, and the red flush of my
sympathy became paler and paler. And
when he bad been talking about half
an hour I had saved one Of those bills,
and when he had talked five minutes
more two of those bills were mine
again, and when ho had been talking an
hour had won all four back, and, by
gosh, when he finally did send that
plate round borrowed 10 cents out Of
it to pay my car fare home. "
The sun., 1897-10-31
Winter Styles.

The styles for the coming winter are
charming, says New York fashion
writer. Not in years have they been
more attractive, smart, elegant or salts.
flying. The lines of the gown are nor.
NAL, but little or no exaggerations; the
street skirts clear the ground all around ;
the newest house dresses have becom.
ing and graceful delnitrain, and the ma
terials and garnitures are rich, wonder.
fully varied, moderate in price and near
ly all beautiful to the eye and the touch.
The modified sleeves and the reduced
outline Of the wide spreading skirts are
st once becoming to the tall or short,
tho stout or slender. There was neither
grace nor beauty nor fine art in these
styles when grossly exaggerated i'll their
contour, and it is surprising how quickly
we can become accustomed to new phases
of In mode, transferring our preferences
to radical change in designs as they
are variously created aud brought up
for favor.
The sun., 1897-10-31
OLD PAPERS AND LETTERS.
A Collection of Great Interest In the Pos.
session Of Mrs. M. j. Gage.

A Collection ri Great Interest In the F0s.
session of Mrs. M. j. Gage.
Mrs. Matilda Joslyn Gage is the pos.
SCISSOR Of an interesting collection Of old
papers and letters which she is now en-.
gagged III arranging for reference and
safe keeping. Of especial value are her
files Of old newspapers, going back to
the days when her public services be-
gan. Among these may be found the
New York Semiweekly Tribune for the
full time Of the civil war and through
reconstruction days and files Of Wood
hull and Clafiin's Weekly. Particular
interest attaches to a bundle Of The
New Century, published during the ex-
position of 1875 in Philadelphia by the
woman's centennial committee, because
of the association with it Of Mrs. Gill
lespie, a granddaughter Of Benjamin
Franklin.
There are several complete copies of
The National Citizen and Ballot Box, a
publication started in 1875 at Toledo
under the auspices Of that city's Wom-
an Suffrage association. Then there
The sun., 1897-10-31
A Dame School In England, 1887.

On perch, forming triangle with
the corner Of the room, sat cock and
two hens. Under stump bed immedi-
ately beneath was a dog kennel in the
occupation of three black terriers, whose
barking, added to the noise Of the chill
drcn and the cackling of the fowls on
the approach Of a stranger, was almost
deafening. There was only one small
window, at which sat the teacher, OBJ
structing three.fourths Of the light it
was capable Of admitting -Parliamen-
tary Report.
The sun., 1897-10-31
HUMOR OF THE HOUR.

Farmer Hobbs was voracious old
American dodger. His great delight
was to secure the attention Of some one
while he spun . yarn about the cuteness
of his by Zeke
"Ah." said old Hobbs one day a. he
had fairly fixed his auditor, "Zeke is
the most remarkable boy ever set eyes
onl He is like his old dad; you can't
no more sarcumvent him than you ken
a woodchuck. You recollect that choice
apple tree that grew at the bottom Of the
hill near the stump fence? Waal, I tell
you, was mighty savin Of them there
apples. forbid Zeke techin 'em, as
they brought a high price in the market
and every one counted, but he would
get EN- in spite of me- 1t was his way,
you know, and all possessed wouldn' t
stop him. One day l caught the young
scapegrace up in tree stuffin his sack
with fruit. so l determined to punish
him for it.
Ezekiel, my son. says !, your "a
ther is calling you-come DOWN.
II thought I'D be sort Of persuasive, so
it would fetch him, but he smelt rat
and didn't bulge an inch.
"'I can't, dad; these pesky apples are
in my way.
"'Zeke. I continued sternly, for my
dander began to rise, come down.
come down this minnit, or Ill cut down
the tree and let you fall.
"You see, my poor old limbs wouldn't
permit my shinnin up the tree after the
boy, so had to take other means
"'Oh, no. you won't, dad + said Zeke
Only think how you'd mourn it you
couldn't sell the apples to stuff the old
leather wallet that's locked in the bu.
reau!
"That was too much-to have my own
boy to accra9 me of parsimony. So
what does do but get the ak and out
away at the bottom OF the tree.
"'Zeke, | cried when the tree was
about half cut, will you come down
now and save yourself?'
"'Never mind, dad. said he. I amt
spilin.
ut was no use; I couldn't fetch him
that way. SO chopped away at the tree
till it began to sway and fell to the
ground with cr"-
"What-and crushed your own boy?"
calculated his Mortified listener.
mot by long chalk !" replied Hobbs,
winking knowingly. "You couldn't
come it over Zeke SO. He crawled out
on a limb and while I was chopin
away at the foot Of the tree he was
a-hackin the limb off with his jack
knife, and when the tree fell there he
was, still up there Oh the limb.
The sun., 1897-10-31
One of Alabsma's Women.

Mrs. Leila Seton Wilder is one Of the
leading women in the state Of Alabama.
She is the owner and manager Of
Wilder Place, on the Tennessee riv-
er, near Decatur. Wilder Place is one
Of the finest plantations in the south,
containing, as it does 1900 acres Of
rich land, part Of which is under cul.
tivation. The remainder IL heavily tim
bered. Mrs. Wilder is q widow and a
heavy taxpayer. She manages the entire
plantation and employs over 100 negro
laborers, who raise abundant cotton
crops.
The sun., 1897-10-31

The Russians are colonizing the whole
of their vast Asian possessions and car
rying with them everywhere the mir"
or self governing village, wherein WON.
Ell who are heads Of households are per-
mitted to vote.
The sun., 1897-10-31
Unfortunate.

"There's the wood pile, significantly
suggested the housewife when Meander.
ing Mike applied for repast.
Madam" he replied, "dis here is
one O. de mos melancholy coincidents
dat ever happened. I'm de president Of
de 'Sociation OF Wandering Woodchop-
pers an it amt been morn two min
utes since / declared a general strike. !"
Washington Star.
The sun., 1897-10-31
A to Love.

Love-" remarked the observer Of
men and things, "makes the world 60
around because there is always fight
ing chance that girl won't look like
her mother when she reaches her moth.
er's age. detroit journal.
The sun., 1897-10-31
The Cheerful idiot.

Him." said the cheerful idiot.
Here is a clothing firm advertising
their best boys suit at So. So"
"Well, what Of it," asked the i1rita-
BILE boarder.
"Oh, not much! But doubt it any.
body's best girl ever wore suit that
cheap. "--Indianapolis Journal.
The sun., 1897-10-31
Thickest Coal Seam.

The thickest known coal seam in the
world is the Wyoming, near Twin
creek, in the Green river coal basin,
Wyoming. 1t is 80 feet thick, and up.
ward Of 800 feet Of solid coal urderlies
4. 900 ACRES.
The sun., 1897-10-31
The Facts Of tho Case

Really and truly now, did be com.
pare you to the swan? What was his
exact language?"
If you've simply got to know, he
called me 'rubberneck. '-Indianap-
oils Journal
The sun., 1897-10-31
Too Fat to Play Romeo.

Maud-Why did you break your en-
gagement with poor Tom Hotchkiss?
Edith-Hush! Don t tell any one, but
he was growing so horribly fat. When
grief has pulled him down bit, shall
take him on again. Bits.
The sun., 1897-10-31
Conclusive pySof.

Percy-I wonder why We say that
love is blind!
Gerah-Bscauss wo 10 often see a
pretty girl tall in love With some other
man. .-Bvo0klyn Life
The sun., 1897-10-31
Ash Pit Emptier.

To assist in removing ashes from the
pits where locomotives dump a track is
placed in the bottom Of the pit, OH
which steel cars are run, with derrick
overhead to lift the cars out and dump
them when they become full.
The sun., 1897-10-31

On statistics furnished by the phar-
macists it is estimated that there are in
Paris alone at least so, 900 victims Of
the morphine habit.
The sun., 1897-10-31
There's a p;Ssre,.s. Ysu Knew.

She-It's always 70 u,an's credit
when hs Is able to stop drinking.
He-Nos alwayA Sometimes it's to
his lack Of credit it-Chicago News