New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1897-05-27
THE TALK or THE DAY.
Gadzooks-Where do angels wear their winssF
Zounds-On their hats. II they are girls

codzooks-where do angels their winss7
Zounds-On their hats. II they are girls
The open car! the open carl
THAT bears me on my Journey lar;
80 light, 80 bright. so ful Oh az; r
so filled with springs arc ma iar'
So free from stuny odors stale,
So lively on the humpbacked rail-
And when the searching breezes o''"'
As up the avenue we CO.
With overcoats all left behind. ,
Fresh targets for the playful Wino'
sing again my little lay
IN IN cah at tn :" cab, tn oped cab i.
Who cares for Of pdeubodlaan p,,i, Dealer.
"The Marion (Kan) Record" says:
Marion County has at this good time'
More grain in its bins
More hogs in it's pens
More cattle in It's meadows.
More fowls in its coops.
More fruit on It's trees,
More grain on the ground,
More money In its banks
More change in its pockets.
More resources generally, than 1t ever had d. '''''
time OF year.
And 1t also has
Less debt
More Republican votes
Than ever before in its history
Now what's the matter with Marion county,
do you think Harry you could induce one couId
two boys to come TO sunday.sSenco el,ers in our
bring one" he REPLIED de Gduer iei'ei' ~ WI
alley kin lick me."-(Chicago News
,,,er a San Diego man got divorce from me-
,,sa tho other day he went home ana iouiiu ne
there She asked him 10 sit down 10 oinne''
u,bicb she asked him how he liked the ne" a,
ranpement "Firstrate.' he repleo' pu'
understand It," "Oh. that's all risht' si' 80
I'VE can live this way In contehtrheh' INC 49,
way we quarrel. Now, then, suppose s0u go
oil
me as housekeeper? Twenty donaiS pe' 49,,
and hoard Is all ask" This struck the eS-"us-
,,d toyorahlv and the bargain was closed OF tle
100, rho couple have not had sign OF uouoie
aimee although they were in hot water tor III, y
two wears fretting under the mar'ai soN. ,,.s
dare not quarrel much now, Tor rear o'io "
the other In the lurch He must nave NE o.
cooked and she must have place " 80 ~
gether they are happy now anu '
ises to last 10 the END
He was seven years old and was SITTING 2" '' Ii
,orcb when the census-takcr came arounu, ~
Jacks first experience in this line ana ber re
willingly gave the names OF t Wb that Of Bridget
Mccarthy Bridget Mccarthy, repeat was 're new
N%d but she, he vf from fa"n 9 and
not domestic. "-phladeiphia Times
rho Canadian Government Is to issue special
hostage stamp In honor OF the Queens jubilee
The son OF A well-known Providence lawyer Sam
home Ar the end OF his first term in college sAut'Ins
in the fact that he stood next TO the head 9I ~,
class His father was less easily satlsreu. !" "a,
Eaxt TO the head?" he exclaimed. What 90 So1
mean. sir? ia like to know what you tnnK SEN SEM
vou m college for. Next TO the head lndeeu
itmmnb, I'd like 10 know why you aren't at IN.
head where you ought to be- The young man Vas
noiurallv crestfalen but upon his return to colege
he went about his work with such ambition that IIe
nnd Of the term found him In the coveted place he
went home very proud indeed. II was great Nv >, =
The LAWYER contemplated his son for a Few moments
in silence; then with shrug of his shorders ne
remarked: AT the head of the c.ass en-? Humpn
That's a fine commentary on Brown University -
Nouth's Communion.