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Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1897-06-13

Ibsen. in recent interview touching
the method OF his work, said: II transfer
TO the stage certain people whom | have
observed, certain events which l have
seen or which have been related to me,
I throw in a little poetry. and that's how
IT'S done" That's what we had thought.
and is a clear interpretation or losen.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1897-06-13
A Plausible Error.

Telegraph Operator: Allow me TO tell
you, my friend. that you have been mis-
informed. You are a stranger, and we
can't send your message Collect"
Stranger Yes, but you can trust me,
can't you?
Telegraph Operator BY no means. That
IS something altogether out Of our line.
stranger: That's funny; l thought this
was the place of all places to get things
on tick.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1897-06-13
lie Never Failed.

Storrs: Yes, misfortune seems TO follow
me in every undertaking. l have been
laboring hard for twenty years, now
and every business 1 have undertaken l
have failed in.
Shaws: Strange; I never failed In bust
ness in my life.
storrs: Indeed To what do you attribute
your success?
shaws: To the fact OF my never having
been in business.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1897-06-13
Wanted One to Fit.

Where are you going, Pat. in such a
hurry?
They do be tellin' me I mustn't have a
loicense for me dog. an it's that same
Dim afther goin' for.
see; but what do you want to take the
dog along for2
Hut. mon! An how will they be know
in that soize loicense to be givin' me
onliss they do be seem the dog?
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1897-06-13
BUNDAY..............-...JUNE1 3, 1897.

We do not desire our correspondents
TO burden their dispatches with resolu-
tions Of instruction passed by Demo-
cratic meetings in electing delegates to
the Roanoke convention. IT will be suiii-
clent for them 10 state for whom In
structions. If any. were given. and omit
the preambles and resolutions.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1897-06-13
VARIETY SPRINGS. VIRGINIA,

Immediately on the line Of the Chesapeake
and Ohio railway; elevation. $3.50 feet;
handsome new hotel. new furniture, six
varieties of mineral waters, table first
class. rate very low. open JUNE 81 10
OCTOBER 18th. Write for terms and cat
alogue. Address
KER q EICHELBERGER,
Variety Springs Post-ofiice, Va.
fe 13.17,20. 2i&27 Jy 1f51l15,l % 25&2S, Au
5&S-l7t
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1897-06-13

According TO Hon. Joseph ADDISON
Waddin. the historian Of Augusta coun-
ty. Stanton win be 80 years old. as a
'laid-out" town. on July 18th next. The
staunton News urges that the occasion
be celebrated in liberal style.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1897-06-13
4 Shattered Romance.

ATLANTA COnstitution.)
Girl at seaside,
pretty dearD
Handsome fellow
Drawing near.
Girl observes him
Smiles, and signs;
Looks on wave
With saddened eyes.
"Guess I'll tumble
In the sea;
He will save
And marry me-"
Plunges meath
The foamy wave;
Rises-Wa!ts
For him 10 save.
Man stands still.
With arms a-fOld;
Merely asks.
rs water cOld?"
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1897-06-13
ADVERTISING RATES.
1rArE INCH OR LESS.

Wanted situation. payable III u" o.
vance (25 words or less)......'..'''
Above rates are for every Gay VI
refreshments running consecuuVeV.
Reading notices in reading-matter Vpe'
five lines or less. 81: in nonpariel. leaded'
Gve lines or less. Is cents.
Card Of rates for more space furhisneu
on application-
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1897-06-13

EXCURSIONS, PIcNlcs. sc.
FIRST EXCURSION 10 OCEAN VIEW

via Old Point. under the direction NJ .I..
j. X. Gill superintendent Male OfI..l
Asylum, MONDAY, June ~. lsNL Ir n
leaves Chesapeake and Ohio Depot rr'
tccnth and Broad streets. 800 A. g.,
turning. leaves Ocean View I'D b M.i OF l
Point al u. u. Dinner. &c.,. 600 o..
View Cafe-Mr. Chris. Eycnscn rropre %
Special ears Tor Richmond roo.cls tl WIZ
Point. thence by steamer 20 ocean i'"f
where a special train will Doe llfa
20 Norfolk and return % Soc tne
folk Tickets 10 ola Point. Adults
children. Soc; 10 ocean View, d
additional j. -
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1897-06-13
EXCURSION TO NORFOLK
AND PORT s1iOliu

WEDNESDAY. JUNE -, 1891
via Chesapeake and Ohio railway, uL-
Lodge. No. !, and Syracuse Division ~.
form Rank Train leaves kichmo. ,
Broad-sireet station. $50 A. II. Return, TO-
leaves Norfolk e. 81. Round !r,P; =,
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1897-06-13

thirty pages. IS illustrated with por-
traits OF several eminent Nirgih'a"s' anu
deals with men and events connecseo
with a most interesting period OF 'he
States history
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1897-06-13
CApoN SPRINGS AND BATHS,

on the great North Mountain. Alkaline
Lithia Springs, LOU 10 500 guests an
nuaily; elite OF North and South. Largest
and socially most pleasant company at
any mountain resort In this country.
For rates, circulars, etc, address
WILLIAM X. SALE.
my l5-26t Ca2on Springs W Va
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1897-06-13
on STEAMER rocAuONThs.

Basket Excursion % Lower bi.Nl
WEDNESDAY. June 18th. 'nioa-1iau.
sunday school Enjoy a pleasant ii
with Ms. Refreshments Ia ohune1l
Boat leaves az 5 A. N. Adults vc
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1897-06-13
M-ANTED.

SUMNER BOARDERS ELEGANT LO-
cation: elevated situation; on Southern
road. ten minutes ride from depot. four
teen miles from Richmond. Situated In
large grove Of oaks. Trains run 10 suit
businessmen. Address "WOODLAWN."
Midlothian Va je Bit
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1897-06-13

UPTOWN OFFICE. BROAD-STREET
PHARMACY. Gs EAST BROAD
STREET
WEST END OFFICE. PARK-PLACE
PHARMACY, BELVIDERE AND MAIN
STREETS.
MANCHESTER OFFICE. 1903 HULL
STREET.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1897-06-13

The ladies now carry purses 70 ma'ch
their street dresses-that Is. some ladies';
others still wear dresses to match their
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1897-06-13

When we see some self-made men, we
rejoice that their business in human
architecture was limited.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1897-06-13

All letter. and kilograms must be ad-
dressed TO TIE DISPATCH COMPANY.
Rejected communications will not be re-
turned.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1897-06-13

Some men have such little respect for
the dead that they will even abuse dead
language.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1897-06-13

It is probably because there Is nothing
TO be gained by it that burglars never
burst into tears.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1897-06-13

1.-THE Secession OF Virginia" is the title
OF n poem by William +. Gordon. OF
Louisa county. that has just been Is
sued in pamnhlet form. Ii covers some
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1897-06-13

ON STEAMER POCAnONTAS ~ 4 ~.
Third Presbyterian church TIL k0'N (
June II, 1897. steamer leaves wharf es ~.
A. NJ. Relreshmeats served o. ue""
Tickets. 81; children. % cents .,-a,.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1897-06-13
ROANOKE RED SULPHUR SPRINGS,

VIA SALEM. VA.
OPENS JUNE LIST. Elevation 900 feet;
summer climate unsurpassed. Waters re-
lieve Hay-Fever. Asthma, Lung. Throat.
and Female Troubles. Terms reasonable.
Descriptive pamphlet. containing analy-
sis OF water. certificates from eminent
physicians, and others. references. etc,
mailed upon application 10
j. IL. CHAPMAN.
INV W.F&Su6w Manager.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1897-06-13

All letters recommending candidates for
office must be paid for 10 insure their
publication. This Is a long standing rule
of ours.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1897-06-13
PALACE IN THE MOUNTAINS.

For beauty of architecture and ele-
gance of equipment. THE ALLEGliA-
NY" at Goshen, Va, has not "A rival
among the summer resort hotels Of
America. Located in the heart of the
Alleghanies, where the climate is al
WAYS cool and inyigoratng, amidst
scenery OF wondrOus beauty. its adyan-
tages as summer home are unequall-
ed"
sulphur, Alum, and Chalybeate Waters.
Address J. c. 5. TlMBERlsAkE,
INV 27-lm Manager.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1897-06-13
Blue Ridge Springs. y %; ;Ss55oi: :s e.

ito summer resort OF the vrsnls mountaias
PHILIP r. BROWN, Proprietor.
GEO. w. BEi1ON, OF Tallahassee. Fla. Resi-
dent Physician. my 2S-im
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1897-06-13

Resolutions OF respect TO deceased
members passed by societies. corpora
tions, associations. or other orgah'za-
tlons will be charged for as advertising
matter.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1897-06-13
ArLANTIC moVNL. OCEAN ClrN. ~.

June LIST Season 1871 D'fo'.r lI
A perfectly equipped and wcilaIp0.a..
Seashore Resort, within nyo hours lIe
of Baltimore and Washington. AI .
.Iune For descriptive circular. a.. al.
dress
HAMILTON Il. BCRNEY. Manager
care Arlington Hotel. Washingrol. ID r.
or Gn Equitable Building. Baltimore. nI.
my 30-Su. " &F13t
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1897-06-13
je 13-2t

WANTED, At ROSEDALE, EIGHT
miles from Columbia, Boarders for the
Summer large shady yard; fresh butter.
milk vegetables, and fruit; convenient
To churches: free drives weekly; monthly
boarders conveyed from and TO depot free.
Terms, Sl2 per month. or 81 per week.
For particulars address Mrs. ;. q.
HUGHES, Kents Store, Fluvanna coun-
ty. Va. ie l3-Su2t'
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1897-06-13
.NI,sToIFR.r

ANNUAL PICNIC or CALVARY hAt,
list SUNDAY SCHOOL TO "Wesfot..
on the James. FRIDAY, june l>lh.
treatments on boat Tickets. Aalile
cents: children, % cents Boat
wharf az 7.i5 a. M. j. i5-Sa.i Y. 81 D..
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1897-06-13
BOARD.

BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY. NEAR TIM
mountains; large house. ATTRACTIVE lam
ice. milk. &c, physician. telegraph. r..i
railway near; daily mails: bathing BID.
Address Miss BOYDEN, Cism0nt. tH,.
marie Va in .-.r.. ..
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1897-06-13
ALTON HOUSE,

OPENS JUNE 1Sr.
Board at reasonable rates.
JAMES X. COOLIDGE,
Alton Depot.
fe 12-2m Nelson county, Va.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1897-06-13
SUMNER RESORTS.
SUMMER BOARDERs.

ELEGANT RESIDENCE, II D.
somely furnished Bathroom, hot and
cold water: gas. speaking tubes and every
modern convenience. Beautiful lawn and
shade-trees. Well-kept stable. Three
hours ride from Richmond. References
exchanged For terms address Post-OHice
Box 81 Charlottesville. Va. le l3-lW
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1897-06-13

OPEN FROM JUNE TO NOVEMBER.
Cool and dry summer climate. Address
JONES & CHRISTIAN.
my 23-im Projectors.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1897-06-13
GRAND PICNIC AND BALL

will be- given a.
BLANDON PARK
MONDAY. JUNE a. lNi
for the benefit OF the Italian rt.nf E
chestra. Dancing from II a. 80. DO p
II. Admission, &c. ladies irce. COM
tee Of Arrangomcuts-J. Mamno, ~
Sack and y. Bcrnstciue. le
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1897-06-13
RAWLEY SPRINGS,

VIRGINIA.
Summer Health Resort. Two thousand
feet above sea level.
THE TONIC WATER OF THE WORLD.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1897-06-13
VIRGINIA BEACH, VA,
MECUUsIs-RIyFR HOTEL

furnishes good, comfortable board o., fs.
most reasonable terms.
je 11-F. Su&W2w G. TT. PRICE,
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1897-06-13
MLIBORO' SPRINGS.

One OF the most delightful family resorts
in the mountains OF Virginia.
OPEN JUNE 18TH
Waters Sulphur, Alum Alkalnc-N.ncral
and FrcestOnc.
Special rates 10 families ar1 'a.ss
parties Send Tor illustrated pamphlet.
Mrs. NJ T.. DAVIDSON. Propr r.-s
Nuih0rO' Srrura
Bath County. Va
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1897-06-13
PINE-sTREET BAPTIST tht t' "a
stNDAi-SCiiOOL's ANNUAL
PICNIC.

M Dunlop's Farm, THURSDAY, Jai. -
1897. Train leaves Richmond ana It..
burg Union Depot 40 s a. ii. kel-'
leaves the grounds az J.. Vi. tlos
Admits aNc.. Children. l.c. u ll-----
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1897-06-13
opens June 18th. Closes October LIST.
SEASON 1891
V,fEEAIO IITHJA SPRINGS HOTEL.

COTTAGE SYSTEM) .
On Atlantic and Danville railroad. Meek
lenburg county, Va, 81 miles east
Of Danvile, Va.
Round-Trlp and Excursion Tickets on
sale at reduced rates from all
Principal Points.
HOT AND COLD MINERAL WATER
BATHS.
For terms for board apply TO
a. W. ARCHER Manager.
Thomas +. Goode, Proprietor.
DR.. l.. 9. Laird, Resident Physician.
INV a.-lrnl
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1897-06-13

Hush money-lnvestments for soothing
syrup.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1897-06-13
Gle NOEL"

BON AIR. VA. \ NEW, SELECT
and quiet family resort. Number limited
and rates moderate.
A. T.. NOEL. Proprietor.
10 1927 Bon Air, Va.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1897-06-13

LEIGH-STREET BAPTIST SJNl'hI
SCHOOL.
WEST POINT. Va,
THURSDAY. JUNE 40, 1871
Gentlemen. 10 cents, ladlcs, " CEN
Train leaves TWenty-eignth ana
streets s O'Clock A. NJ, sharp. IL
mcnts az ely prices. Je
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1897-05-06
Seen any May flowers?

Word has been received here that
the vessel on which Mr.. Pfennig and
Maurice Funck sailed, has reached
Liverpool in safety.
How easy it is to make an excuse
for not eating when some very nasty
medicine has been ordered to be taken
an hour after meals.
There has been no time in years
when so much has been done by prop
erty owners to beautify their places
and make Kenosha a lovely place to
live in as is being done this spring.
IF the weather clerk will kindly re-
member that he has struck the season
of the year when the north blasts
should be turned off and a few warmer
ones run in he will crafty a large
number of people
Fish stories are abroad. There are
altogether too many fishermen who
have made phenomenal catches of late
to make their accounts creditable.
What do you think of an eighteen
pound pickerel?
George Barber's new store-house is
just the place to store your household
goods. It is new and clean and will be
kept so. Mr.. Barber also packs goods
ready for shipment and buys and sells
household effects. Terms reason
able. wifi
The Milwaukee Journal corrects our
memory of dates by remarking that it
was four years instead of TWO years ago
when the dreadful crib disaster took
place there. Two years ago iU was the
Cummings went down and some lives
were lost in Milwaukee harbor.
Why is it that ladies who are found
riding their wheels on the sidewalk
contrary to the law are only warned to
keep off by the police, while the repre-
sentatives of the rougher sex found in
the same circumstances are made to
pay the penalty Ask the officers.
J.K. Orvis, we'll known all over Ke-
nosha county, now of Waukegan, has
been nominated by the democrats of
his district for circuit judge. Many of
his old time friends will be pleased to
hear of the honor. for that is all there
is in it. He stands absolutely no show
for election.
Typographical union No. ll6, held
it's regular meeting Friday evening.
A resolution was adopted requesting
the common council TO adopt and use
the union label on ali it's printing. The
resolution will be presented at meet
ing of the council soon.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1897-05-06

May flowers are blooming, but not in
this vicinity.
The bicycle factories are still BOOM
ing business.
Garden seed are in abundance about
here just now.
The county jail is being relieved of
its load one by one.
City roads will be ready for another
scraping before long.
Chicago school teachers will soon be
going back to their work.
The posters are on hand advertising
the Remenyi entertainment.
A small party has been invited by
Captain Frietsch to sail on the Argo
as soon as the weather permits.
If you ask a persons advice follow il.
If you don't mean to do so do not
bother them with silly questions.
@People buy Hoods Sarsaparilla year
after year because it does them good.
1t will do you good to take itnow.
One always coughs at the specially
interesting moment in play or sermon
where absolute silence is required.
Agent Young, of the States express,
says there were but two wheels fell
from the load taken from the Sterling
C.. Il
Henry Wiskow, who had his hand so
severely cut at the brass mill few
days since and feared he would lose it.,
will only lose the first finger.
What a mania American girls have
for chocolate! Confectioners say that
they sell more soda and candy of that
flavor than all the others put together
Not long ago an able bodied young
scorcher was making his way, under
the cover OF approaching night, down a
certain west end street, when he be-
held, dimly visible in the settling
darkness, man standing just in the
middle of his track. Having no bell he
opened on him with his whistle. That
seemed to do no good, for the man
still stood at his place. The scorcher
then began to call, gently at first. but,
finally breaking into a prolonged veil
tinged with indigo. Seeing that the
man still remained motionless when
the wheel was almost upon him, the
man on the bike" determined to put
on steam and 90 into him. Just then
the fellow stepped out and grabbing
the handle bars, commanded "halt. "
The cyclist halted because he had run
into the hands of q policeman. He APP
peared the next day and paid his $40
without a murmur.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1897-05-06
(From Saturdays Daily J
ring on the May pole.

Bring on the May pole.
And still the fire feels mighty good
Tandem bicycles are becoming pop
ular.
William Cober spent Friday III Chi
cago.
Edward Kirk visited in Waukegar
Friday.
Miss Barbara Faber spent Friday il
Chicago.
Miss Kittie Hansen has gone tc
Racine on a visit.
The street sweeper got in its work
again Friday night.
Johnson jackson transacted business
in Chicago Friday.
There were several new arrivals al
the Sanitarium Friday.
Mrs. George Goergen is in Milwau-
kee on visit to her parents.
Ell. M. Andrews, of Milwaukee, spent
Friday with friends in this city.
j. B. Kupfer went to Lincoln, ILL.,,
Friday to call on his son Charles.
Unless the weather takes a decided
change many queens of the May will
be on the sick list.
Down town awnings are undergoing
repairs after the recently heavy winds
have done their work.
OF all the awful things home made
Elton jacket is the worst, and yet the
woods are full of them.
The Milwaukee, Racine x Kenosha
Electric Railway company is gradually
settling up its difficulties.
Those heaps Of dirt still stand in a
very unsightly place in Central park.
They should be leveled down.
Judge Gurdln Gillett, who has been
in poor health for some time, is re-
ported to be improving slowly now.
Thomas Craven, of Chicago, is here
on visit to his daughters, Mrs. E. r.
Gottfredsen and Mrs. William Dorsey.
Racine comes up to her duty in the
bicycle road business. She will build
a route to Berryville to join the path
from Kenosha.
The case of John Clauson against
George Hale as the assignee of the Dan
Head bank, has been decided in favor
of the assignee.
William Rea & Son, of Trevor, have
bought $4,000 sheep in Belling, Neb.
They will be shipped here in the
course of a month.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1897-05-06
Scientists, Wives.

Apropos of the droll surprises that
await the woman who marries a
man addicted to practical science
the following anecdote is related:
On the Palisades a cottage had
been erected containing a laborato-
ry for the development of untold
scientific mysteries. One day the
unscientific bride observed a water
bug-which had apparently mate
rialized for the occasion endeavor-
ing unsuccessfully to climb out of a
deep tub. Not having fondness for
bugs, she called to her husband to
come and seize him and put him to
death. The husband CALAMITY rush
ed to the rescue, but, becoming in
terested in the scientific aspect of
the creature, slowly replied:
mo, I'll not kill him. I'll take
his weight and the angle at which
he invariably slips back into the
tub, and then we shall have his Co
efficient of adhesion.
Whereat the amazed lady became
speechless, marveling great at the
resources of the scientific masculine
mind. Youth s Companion.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1897-05-06
when They All Fell In.

With the gayer young men OF the
town, too, Washington Irving played
a spirited part. THE Nine Wor-
thies' and THE Lads of Kilkenny
were the names under which group
of them met and dined and frolicked.
Most of these worthless attained dis
tinctiOn of one sort or another in
their later years, and the conscience
of the day suffered no great shock
from their convivial doings. A story
IS gayly told of one Of them return
ing alone from a dinner and falling
through a grating in the sidewalk
He could not get out and feared an
i'll night of it, but one by one the
rest of the party which he had left
fell into the same pit, and there
they spent the remainder Of the
night happily together. -Bookman.
~ q T. IL 49,