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The morning news., 1897-08-28

In the north OF England. where rabbit
coursing is most ia vogue. says the Pitts
burg Dispatch, swift well-trained dogs
often win large sums In prizes. Il Is
therefore little 10 be wondered at that the
owners OF these animals should bcstow
so much attention on them.
An old Yorkshire collier. well known
for his success IN the courslng field re-
oeatly surprised all his mates by marry
inE very unprcpossessing pauper wo-
man. He had always been reckoned a
confirmed hater OF the other sex
Nhy has a. gone and got spiiced. lad.
at thy ngcy' one OF his friends asked
him.
"Oh. that's not much of tale" an
swcrod the old man. atotdly. n agrea
VI - 'at Betty yonder ls $40 beauty--ie
she 1nd gcen ! shouldn't have wed her
fnt thAt There dog % mine he was simply
pinin' for somebody 90 look after hius
while ] was away m T. PIE couldn.t
bear a. leave him In the house by hissen.
ap I he on tho Idea o. marryln' RetsY.
Shoe not handsome hut shea mighty
GOOD COMPANY FOR the dog
The morning news., 1897-08-28
wAYCRoss NEWS NOTES.
Flying Trip From ThOmasviIIe to
the JunctiOn--PersOPaI Gossip.

Fernandina, Fla, Aug. 27.-The assessed
value of Nassau county's personal and
real property, according to the equalza-
ton board of the county commissioners.
who have just finished regulating and
equalizing the assessments. is 81, ,953, 6l6.
For 1887 the county assessment will be
12i5 mills and the state assessment viii
be 5A mills. making a tota, of 1874 mills.
This is an increase over last years levy
of ? mills. of which the state increase is
responsible for ~ mills. The ia-mill in
crease will cover the deficiency created by
the cost of repairing damages done by
storm TO roads.
The morning news., 1897-08-28
seceints Mt RniIrnnds.

Per Central of Georgia Railway. Aug
III bales cotton. 1,429 b bis rosin, S37 bbls
spirits, 163 bales don1esti IS, $50 pkgs mdse
cars wood, 62 cars lumber, l car flour
] car lime, car corn, 2 cars hay.
Per Florida Central and Peninsular Rail.
road, Aug. 27--4 bales cotton, S52 bbls ros.
in l22 casks spirits, cars lumber, 2 cars
hay, cars mdse1 cars coal
cars wood Is cars rock
Per Georgia and Ala bama Railway, Aug
I'll bale cotton, 1,120 tibls rosin, 2T5 casks
spirits y cars lumber 1 car -four, 6 cars
mdse, cars hay, 1 sar whisky, cars
wood
The morning news., 1897-08-28
BRUNswIC1's NEWS BUDGET.
knights of PythiaS Anniversary TO
BE Celebrated.


Brunswick, Ga. Aug. 27.-The ami
vorsary of the uniform rank, Knights Of
Pythias, occurs Monday next. 1t viii be
made the occasion of a military display
participated in by fhe uniform rank, both
divisions OF naval reserves and rinemen.
The local rank is prize winner, and un-
der the captaincy of Tobias Newman
Esq, has won many laurels for Bruns-
wick Their anniversary is therefore par
ticipated in by other organiza tons with
pleasure
Mr. Albert Fendg whose firm repre-
sents the Brunswick Company, has return
ed from a conference In New York. He
states that the reorganization plan of the
company is working admirably. The
stock is now listed in the exchange, nd
sales Of shares are daily noted. The COM
pany has loosened its hold somewhat on
former prices and is offering their hoi d
ings at liberal rates The benefit to
Brunswick under the new order of things
is expected TO be mutually shared by tile
company.
The morning news., 1897-08-28
MARRIED At DORCHESTER.
Miss Maggie Allen Of That Place Be-.
comes Mrs. j. :. smoak.

Dorchester, Ga, Aug. 27.-Mr. ]. S.
Smoak and Miss Maggie Allen were mar
ried last night at the residence of the
brides parents, Mr.. and Mrs. S. w. AL
len, by Rev. l.. T. Way pastor Of the
Presbyterian church at this place.
Mr.. Smoak lives on Young's Island South
Carolina, where he is largely engaged in
truck farming. Miss Allen is one of the
most popular young ladies in the county.
being connected with one of the best fam
lilies in Southeast Georgia. She has had
many admirers and Mr.. Smoak has won
a prize, where many others have sued in
vain. Mr.. and Mrs. Smoak viii. spend a
few days here with relatives before 60
ing to their home in South Carolina.
The morning news., 1897-08-28

Dec 49,. 4 9719 02ls is 4S5
Short Ribs, per 100 lbs
Sept ...~." 30 5Zps 5s5 5ala
Cash quota tions We're as follows: Flour
easier and n0 ninally lower; No. 2 spring
wheat 93Q96c; No. 3 spring wheat. SS6,
SOC; No. . red. 9sA 94c; No. 2 corn, 29%dalc.
No. oats. 1S$019o,' No. 2 white, 221bc: No.
white, 201202214c; NO. 2 rye, 491Ac; No a
barley, nominal; No. 3, 32asc; No. T. 2Sds
S0c; No. l fax seed. q 041sQ1 .061k; prime
timothy seed, $3.50; mesa pork. per barrel
~ S0Q6.S5; lard, per 100 pounds, 81. so; short
riO SIDES, loose, $5.55G5. 80, diy salted
shoulders. boxed, 514d5Ec; st,1rt clear
SIDES, boxed, 6a61sc; whisky. distilIersF
nnlshed goods, per gallon, $1.22
Cincinnati, O., Aug. 27.-Florr- steady.
wheat firm; No. 2, red. se@961kc- Corn
easy; NO. =, mixed, SoAc. Oats finn; No.
z mixed, Zoe. Rye firm; No. 2, soc. Lard
quiet; Acc. Bulk meats firm; 61ec Ba-
con firm at 6.10c. Whisky steady: 81 21
st. Louis, Aug. H.-Flour unsettled and
steady; patents, $5.O0Gl5.15; straights. $G656a
475; clears, $4.15G43O; medium. 50 6Oa $50.
wheat spot lower; No. 2, red, cash &Vd
elevator, 9312c bid; track 951a697e; No. 2
hard cash, 90d95c, track; August and Sci \.
tember, $3.50; December, 92slc. Corn. SPOT.
steady; No. 2 cash, 2715c bid; September.
279sc; December, 29bG2916c. Oats, spot,
lower; No. 2, cash. elevator, 1914c bids
HaCh, SVC, NO. 2, white, september, 1870 -
December, 2G4e bid Bran finn; sacked.
east track, Soc; mill, SOC. Whisky. S1A..
Pork unchanged; standard mess, jobbing,
$3.50, new; $3.50, old. Lard weaker; prime,
steam 4.60c; choice, 4671Ac. Bacon boxed
lois, extra short clear and ribs, $780,
shorts. S66212 Dry salted meats, boxed
shoulders, $5.S5; extra short clear and ribs.
$500 shorts, s6 121h
Baltimore, Md, Aug. 27.-FIour 61ll; un-
changed. Wheat dull and lower: srot antF
month, 9911G995sc; September. 99n9gIscs
steamer, No. 2 red, S61e796ssc; so1R hern
white. by sample and on grade, 9Sc6IS1 CO.
Corn easy; spot and month 35fsc; Septem>
Der, 35hq35l4c; October, 351zG35%c; steam
er mixed, 32lz0325sc; southern white and
yellow corn, 35c. Oats steady; No ..
white, 24d25c; No. 2 mixed. 21d2115c Rye
unsettled and lower; No. 2, nearby, 500
551ec; No. western, SAC. Hay firmer for
the better grades; choice timothy, $13 500
AGO. Grain freights very quiet; uE-
changed.
The morning news., 1897-08-28
CoaStwise Exports.

The steamship Tallahassee sailed for
New York yesterday : with the following
cargo: 800 bales upland cotton. S43 bales
domestics and yarns, % bbls rosin oil, 2,277
bbls rosin, AS bbls spirits turpentine, 67,-
2l3 feet lumber for Boston, %, ,S5G feet fum-
Der for New York. 81 bas.s wool 35 tur-
ties, 42 cases cigars, 80 bbks fruit, 1SS boxes
fruit, 233 pkgs mdse.
The morning news., 1897-08-28

+. Elliott, Mr.. F. W. Bowran, Mr.. J. A.
Space Mr.. c. 7. Eaton, Mr. C. Smith,
Mir. ". X. Brown, Mr.. c. Henderson
and wife. Miss Henderson, Miss Murphy,
Mr.. J. r. Mullen. Mr. b. F. Ezekial Mr..
II. Morris, Mr.. d. !. Fox and wife, Mr..
Simon Kloth, Mr.. Julian Kendrick. Miss
L. Schlessinger Mr. H. Ernst. Mr. H.
Schett. Mr.. H. Wolf Mr. u D. Holmes,
W. y. Obendorfer and three steerage.
The morning news., 1897-08-28
VESSELS IN 20 RT AUG. 2s.


Chattahoochee, 1883 Dns, Lewis, New
York-Ocean Steamsh Ip Company.
Kansas City, 2,164 tons. Fisher New York
Ocean Steamship c, mpany.
Berkshire, 1,433 tons, ( irwan, Baltimore
j. J. Carolan. Agent
Luigi QtaD, 1.596 tons. Iussone. dis brim-
stone-Strachan q CO.
Port Pirie GD. 1923 tons. Jimnan, ldg
phosphate rock. HaL aburg-Strachan &
Co.
The morning news., 1897-08-28

EMORY
COLLEGE
OXFORD, GA.

sea island bagging, SGS1zc standard Ar
row ties, steel, 45 pounds, large lots, SOC;
small lots, soc.
Dry Goods-The market is firm; demand
brisk; prints. S19G5c; Georgia brown shirt
ings, 33ic; Is. 4c; 4-4 brown sheetings, $40
4s4c; white osnaburgs, sac; checks 4d5c;
brown drillings. 51kG6l5c.
The morning news., 1897-08-28
MARINE INTELLIGENCE.
LOCAL AND GENERAL NEWS OF
SHIPS AND SHIPPING.

Tug DauntIess Cruising rtt Tfybee.
British Steamship Port ISirie Ar
rived For Phosphate Rock.
steamer GNvaIia Chartered TO Take
Cotton 20 Liverpool or Bremen
List of Vessels In the POI q of Sa-
vannah - Arrivals and Dep artures
of VesseIs-TraveIers by Sea.
The morning news., 1897-08-28

francesca T. (AusD. lii tons, Martino-
Itch, ldg naval ste res, Trieste-Dahl &
Andersen.
Paragon (Nor). 759 I Dns Busch, at quar-
antine, wtg-Dahl g. Andersen.
Tordenskjold (Nor), -4l tons. Jensen. at
quarantine wtg-AI Wwerp Naval Stores
Company
Isle Of Erin BrJ, s 3 tons, MaIcom. dis
ballast-Antwerp y avail Stores Company.
Ninka (AusO 3s2 toi Is, Soich, at quaran-
tine wtg-Strachan & Co.
The morning news., 1897-08-28

will be put into the hands of the printers
in a few days
There are twenty-five knights of Py-
thias ON the committee Of the Castle Han
Association
The morning news., 1897-08-28
Vessels Arrived Yesterday.

Steamship Berkshire, Kirwan. Baltimore
j. J. Caroan, Agent
Steamship Chattahoochee. Lewis, New
\ ork-Ocean Steamship Company.
steamship Port Pirie OBJ, Jinnan, Fer
na1 dina for Hamburg-Strachan & Co.
The morning news., 1897-08-28
Vessels Cleared Yesterday.

Stea mship Berkshire. Kirwan, Baltimore
j. j. A'arolan. Agent
Steams hip Kansas City, Fisher, New
York-Oc, aan Steamship Company.
The morning news., 1897-08-28

Steamship Tallahassee. Askins, for New
York,
Bark Olga QtaD, Marenca, for Genoa.
The morning news., 1897-08-28

Harry A. Berwind 9n tons Wallace, Idg
lumber for Philad 4pnia-C. w. Howard
& Co.
Julia A. Trubee, S92 tons, Albertson. lde
lumber, New York
The morning news., 1897-08-28
sl,ips-
Scnttish NIinstrel Cp

Scottish Minstrel CID. 1,g II tons, Allen. at
quarantine-PateI son, Downing & Co.
Germanic (Nor), 50 TOY IS. Sunde, Idg ma
val stores, Europ, Sc rachan & Co.
The morning news., 1897-08-28

Hon. VI " sheats has asked 10 with
draw his acceptance OF the presidency of
the Florida Agricultural College.
Jnckronfilie Tlmss-rnion Plenty of
sweet potatoes Boo Florida 'pomlms ore
fefiinr upe an1 the whole world b. rom
81 Niofy
Hdlfor c g. ponlisfon s asyeulara
ths Daily Eqaa'ofDrm9nrst OF Key Wssi
~ eals on b onrel f9r go e,rh. bll.
oaef on raff f.fm.
~ Wui lt,nid The schooner gaiins
1900 afit'4 ffam fts n.aiean coos, tts.
ifflaf mprnlfr rI.I a ..fra af .....,.
= Hna ID. fna fHi .Ifa
~ h.HlIIrr Hn.If. s,,.t ,.....
. .le'lls ~ agi a,m t. f,ais. Al. ..,,,
The morning news., 1897-08-28
NoaIce "a Mariners.

pilot charts and all photographic infor-
nation will be furnished masters of YES
sells free or charge In United States hy-
olfice. in custom house. Cap
tains are REQ uested to call at the office.
Reports Of wrecks and dereiicts received
for transmissi on TO the navy department.
The morning news., 1897-08-28

"A rely e9od cIuzon." aaid unca
Ehen. "iakes iea' aH muoh Interest in gi-
nu' a rrorrr faE FOO his dog a. his deea
ln decprnfin' hl1 0un sff Wif bicycle mgi-
ala. Nv aahingten HtsG
The morning news., 1897-08-28

S. O. No. 81, Erickse n, accompanied b,
tug Atlas, Philade. phia-Standard Oi
Company.
The morning news., 1897-08-28

High water at Tybee to-day 7$S a. m
and S:SS p. m. High water at sa sannaf
one hour later.
The morning news., 1897-08-28
h ngs.

Alfredo esp, $40 tOns. Roig. Idg for Spain
Jose M Estev,, IS Co.
Robert Dillon, 43l tors, Wyatt, ldg Ium-
ber, New York;. ". Howard & Co
Cur!ew (Br), 307 TO rs. Grundrnark, Barba-
dos at quarantt e wtg-Richardson &
Barnard.
The morning news., 1897-08-28

The schooner Addie Bacon, which was
d amaged by the fire at Mantua Creek, N.
j.. on Sunday morning last has sunk in
the channel Of the creek, blocking naviga-
ton \ tug is at work endeavoring to
move her from the channel Part of her
cargo of phosphate rock still remains on
board
The morning news., 1897-08-28

The tug II. NJ. c. Smith towed th'
schooner John r. Fell from sea to Bruins
wick Thursday afternoon.
The morning news., 1897-08-28

The Norwegian bark Tordenskiold,
which arrived at Tybee Thursday from
Para, via Barbados was yesterday towed
into quarantine. She is chartered by the
Antwerp Naval Stores Company to load
naval stores for Europe.
The morning news., 1897-08-28
Mari nme MISCELLANY.

The tug Dehntless left the city @lring
Thursd ay nj ght, and was seen yesterday
cruising off Tybee bar. apparently in
search of incoming vessels. About 7.SO
last mig hta bark was seen being towed in
by a tn supposed to be the Dauntless.
The morning news., 1897-08-28

The tug Bristol left here early yester-
day morning for Sapclo, where she had
a contract to tow a vessel to sea. She
hauling.
The morning news., 1897-08-28

The Is ritish steamship Port Pirie. from
FernanC lima. bound for Hamburg arrived
here 20 finish loading with phosphate
rock she is consigned 20 Strachan & Co
The morning news., 1897-08-28

The tug Paulsen towed the barge Jo-
seph Solnher 10 Port Royal yesterday
The barge viii load with phosphate rock
and return to Savannah.
The morning news., 1897-08-28

The time bal7 on Cotton Exchange drop,
- m, 18TH meridian time.
The morning news., 1897-08-28

Sun rises to-day al 5:84 and sets aH 6:2s
The morning news., 1897-08-28
River steamers Departed.
Shipping, MenlOranda.

Steamer Clifton, Strobhar, Beaufort
eturned-GeOrge L. Beach, Manager
The morning news., 1897-08-28

The british steamship Gwalia has been
charter ed for cargo of cotton from this
port to Liverpool or Bremen She will
arrive fl ON Fleetwood. Eng, for Septem-
ber- -Octo.1er loading
The morning news., 1897-08-28

The first cargo of steel rails ever sent
from the UNITED States to the East Indies
was shipped by the American Steel Com
pauy of Sl,arrow's Point. Md. on the
steamer City of Dundee (B), from Balti-
more Aug. 10 for Calcutta.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-08-03
MINNESOTA STATE NEWS
Tied-up Money.

49, :.
State treasurer A. T. Korner has
compiled q statement showing the
amount Of money the state has in sus-
pended banks, and it is highly crafty
ing. He says that every dollar of this
money will be collected before his
term of Office expires.
Since Mr.. Koerner came into office
there has been tied up in the st. Paul
banks $157, 1850, of which $3.50. l12.70
has q been paid, leaving balance of
only $27, 076:0o. The Minneapolis sus-
pended banks had total of $50, 6s7. SO
state money, of which $40, 9S7.O3 has
been paid. leaving balance of only
Sl3, 7o0.s0. Outside the cities, the
amount of state money tied up in sus-
pended banks was SIS, 7o9.4 3, and of
this sum $27, ia. 80 has been paid, leav-
ing still to be collected $2s, 565.1l.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-08-03
MILLIONS SAVED.
The Great Mission of Building and
Loan Associations.

The Great Mission of Building and
Loan Associations.
Detroit, Mich, July 29.-Six hundred
millions of dollars-every dollar of it
the savings of the thrifty wageworkers
of the United States-were represented
in the council chamber of the city hall
at ten o'clock Wednesday morning
when the fifth annual convention Of the
United States League of Local Build
ing and Loan associations was called
to order by the national president,
Michael j. Brown. of Philadelphia. It
is the largest convention in the his
tory of the league. Every common
wealth has its state delegation, while
in addition a large number of cities
of the first and second class are special
ly represented. A majority of the dele
gates are men prominent in the mu-
nicipal or political affairs of their rep
resentative localities. Mayor w. c..
Maybury gave the convention a cordial
welcome in behalf of the city and Pres
ident Brown combined response with
his annual address, during which he re-
ferred to the fact that the league had
distributed 100000 copies of the reso-
lutions adopted at the last annual con-
vention declaring against the monetary
doctrine of sixteen to one.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-08-03
Unearthed by Storms.

The very severe storms of the past
week have brought to light some
strange things in Stearns county. Dur
ing the freshet the stream along the
township line between St. Augusta and
Fair Haven tore out its banks, and
there has been disclosed there a COL
lection there of some 50 heads of bison.
which had been lying underground
from time immemorial. It is supposed
that the animals were overtaken by q
uood similar to that which uncovered
their bones or that they persisted from
cold during some hard winter. In
times past buffalo bones have been
found in that locality, and it is history
that they were as thick in that section
at the time Of La Sale and Hennepin
as on the plains further west.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-08-03
Peculiar Suicide.

b. Neuman. a German about 50 years
oid' committed suicide by strangling
himself with a bed sheet at St. Cloud,
and in manner that showed consider
able eccentricity. Neuman was the
proprietor of confectionery store and
bakery, and together with his two
daughters. lived over his place of bust
ness. Previous to committing the deed
Neuman had dressed himself in
women's clothing from the underwear
TO the outer garments. He had then
tied the sheet to the bed post, and lay
ing himself down on the floor, had
placed his head through the sheet and
allowed the weight of his body to &C.
complish the desire.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-08-03
Still Crowded.

The state insane asylums are being
much overcrowded. Fifty patients
were sent from Rochester to Fergus
Falls, and yet there are 25 patients
sleeping on the floor at Rochester. At
the present time, Rochester has 1850
patients, st. Peter and Fergus Falls,
1000 each. The management of the
asylums weeded out the numbe some
time ago by sending away those who
were not entitled to treatment because
OF non-residence in the state. and vet
the condition is one of congestion. The
two new wings at the st. Peter hos
pital, for which bids are to be let, will
relieve the condition somewhat, but
more room will soon be needed.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-08-03
News IN Bret.

T. Deputy Game Warden Philip has
rounded up hotel men at Tower who
were according to complaint, using
moose meat with which to feed their
boarders.
/. The eighteenth annual fair of the
Southern Minnesota Fair Association
will be held at Rochester Aug. 81 to
Sep. 3.
:: "A find of,gold, silver and lead is re-
ported to have been made in township
9, range 81, west. Some thirty miles
northwest of Virginia by explorers in
the employ of James KcKinley. As
says have been made and the samples
made excellent showings.
: Arch bishop Ireland has received a
letter from Rome, announcing the ap-
:pointment,z by the Pope, of Rev. James
Trobec, priest of St. Agnes German
Catholic) parish, St. Paul, as bishop of
the St. Cloud diocese. 49, =.
In anticipation of the new federal
law which will do away with the ~
per cent discount, the Minneapolis
brewers purchased $45,00 worth of
stamps, which means a saving Of about
So, 900. szst s 81: nj: !:
S. At the meeting of the state board Of
health the salary Of DR.. II. M. Bracken,
secretary, was reduced from s., 500 to
$4,000 at his own request. . .$.5
Two Indian boys, runaway from the
school at Morris, were captured at
Little Falls by the police. They were
taken back to the school BY deputies.
The boys walked the ninety miles
from Morris il two days. =5..:
Word comes from the country dis
tricts that there is some one travelling
about the state, victimizing the farm.
ers undera claim that they represent
certain supply houses. The scheme is
to collect q: dollar for Irvine, which is
Is be delivered at once, the balance to
be paid on delivery. Many people
have been victimized In this way
already
The postofdce at Walnut Grove was
broken into By burglars and the safe
containing 5000 81 stamps and s35 in
cash, was blown open.
ghtning struck the barn Of Jim
Cain, Chiffon It burned the barn.
horse ;.;,d III quaint otf Grain
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-08-03

ocrats out of the party. Thus Judge Doc
little became one of the founders of the re-
publican party. He was elected to the
United States senate as a republican from
Wisconsin. January %, 1857. Judge Doo-
little was a great friend OF Abraham Lin
coin, and he was in sympathy with Lin
coins administration. In 1863 he was
again reelected to the United States senate
from Wisconsin.
OF late years Judge Doolittle practiced
law in Chicago. and resided most of the
time with his daughter. Mrs. Prindell. of
Racine. year ago he was stricken with
Ia grippe and never fully recovered
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-08-03
DEATH or j. 4. DooLITTLE.

The Ex-SenatOr PASSES Away at tho
Homo Of His Daughter.
Providence. Il. l., July e. Ex-U United
States Senator Doolittle, Of Wisconsin,
died at $3.50 o'clock Tuesday morning at
the home Of his daughter, at Edgewood,
near this city. Bright's disease was the
cause Of death. He was 50 years of age.
flames r. Doolittle was born on farm
In the town Of Hampton. in the neighbor-
hood Of Lake Champlain. and not far from
the Vermont line. on January g. 1915 Judge
Doo1ittle was the sixth in line Of descent
from Abraham Doolittle. who was sheriff
of New Haven county. Conn.,. I'M l648.
The repeal of the Missouri compromise,
which followed Pierce's election. and the
position assumed by Stephen A. Douglas
toward the admission Of Kansas and Ne
braska operated to drive anti-slavery dem
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-08-03
Will Go to Duluth

A. D. Thomson & Co., grain dealers
of Duluth have purchased II country
elevators in Iowa on the Sioux City &
Northern road. This territory has
heretofore been tributary to Chicago.
Its grain crop will now 60 to Duluth.
The Independent Elevator Co. has pur-
chased 20 elevators in northern Mime
sofa and South Dakota and shipments
from these points will now be made to
Duluth Instead of Minneapolis
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-08-03
Professional Pleasantrfes.

when I sang in Denver last said
the soprano, II moved the whole vast
audience to tears"
Indeed" returned the contralto.
your voice must have been a little
worse than usual that night"
That, of course, was the beginning
of feud that made all kinds of trouble
for operate managers and long-suf-
fering public Chicago Post.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-08-03
"a ., : e. :.
The EXPLANATION.

: Mr.. Newwed with suppressed emo
tion)-The last time went to the club
and came home late, I found you asleep,
and in your sleep you murmured:
Come tomorrow night as usual, my
darling; my husband will be away
Now, madam, have remained at home
every night since, but have been un-
able to identify my rival, and I de-
mand an explanation.
Pretty Wife (fondly) Il wasn't
asleep-N. Y. Weekly.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-08-03
: The Old, Old story.

II know l play chess very poorly -
said the young woman, moving her
knight to the wrong square, but I love
to learn" - ~. =
Il WONDER" replied the young man,
preparing to mate in three moves, If
you could learn to Lowell" .. H.
Her answer was very soft and gen.
tie, but it broke up the game at once
Chicago Tribune.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-08-03
From appearances.

Armson-That's Muggins. He was
pretty badly hurt in a fight the other
day.
De Manising-Where?
ION the West side"
HE walks as if he'd been hurt lit
tie on the east side, too."-Chicago
Tribune.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-08-03
His Birth Against Him.

Trivyet-Why don't you go into pol
tiles, Dicer?
Dicer-It's of no use, Trivvet. Hav-
ing been born in England. have no
hope of either becoming president or OF
getting on the police force.-Louisville
Courier Journal
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-08-03
Cookery.
THE GROWING OUTRAGE.

Il am told your wife would rather
cook than eat"
The other man glanced nervously
over his shoulder.
They were alone,
What she cooks, yes," he replied, in
hoarse whisper.-Detroit Journal.