The age-herald., 1897-08-17
KLoNDYKE NEWS NUGGETS
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tenpOTdTyJ tne hiafl0ns By ". J. Hampton, Editor.
 MT. Bill Muggins, that prince of good fel- lows, residing on Yaller avenue. is putting a handsome 1Sk. gold leaf roof on his new barn
 We are pleased to announce that the First Presbyterian church will give a boiled dog supper at it's parlors Thursday evening at o'clock. Admission &. Children half fare.
 Col. Frankfort, of the Bang Up Restaur- ant meals served at all hours. has the tditor's thanks for juicy joint of roast mule as fine as he evey stuck a tooth into. Come again Colonel.
 Now is the time to subscribe to the Klarion-s24 per annum, invariably in ad- vance. Good, clean nuggets taken on sub seription.
 Our leading dentist, pr. Jim Mofitt, be- lieves in fostering home industries. He uses only Klopdyke gold in plugging teeth. Dr. Jim is also jolly jerker. Call on him when in town.
 Reward-N -Ninety-nine dollars reward will be paid for information leading to the ar- rest and conviction of the low-flung seoun- drel who stole our office cat on Tuesday night last. That eat cost us money, and he was getting fat enough to make LIS look forward to Thanksgiving dinner with more than ordinary feelings of gustatory de- light.
 Don't throw away the boots you have been working in all summer. We can assure newcomers to our vicinity that while turkey is good thing for a Christmas dinner, a pair of well-boiled and seasoned boots, heavy leather preferred. are great deal better than no dinner. We have been here before.
 Aa11t ,4 three year-old son of our esteemed fellow townsman. c. H. Jenkins, who was so seri- ously choked on nugget of gold the hired girl carelessly left lying on the kitchen floor, where the child was playing, is, we glad to say, improving.
 MT. K. J. Herman's spirited team of reindeers ran away yesterday afternoon on Yukon avenue extended, while bringing load of gold dust to town, and scattered the yellow sediment around the landscape to such an extent that several residents from the states living out that way grew quite homesick, it was so remindful to them of the goldenrod, which is their national flower.
 At a recent reception in this city of our elitest set, the lion of the evening was MT. G. Washington Wellington, of the United States, and he was thus honored and lion ized because he was the only man present who was not a millionaire. Society always delights in novelties.
 At the bridal breakfast after the Bing- Bang wedding on Dollar Boulevard yester day, full report of which was a Klarion exclusive, the piece de resistance was a fillet of bay horse served on plates of solid gold half an inch thick. washtub of gold dust was showered on the happy pair as they walked down the front steps of the brides home to their reindeer sledge.
 We have the nugget some bad boy threw through our window last night breaking a pane of glass, and we shall be glad to give it to him for new pane. The nugget weighs four ounces and the size of the pane was Sx10. Any person wishing to ex- change a pane of glass that size for the nugget will please call at this office before the arrival of the cold wave.