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The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-04-01

mended nv grateful men ana women In
every walk of life that 1t is to-day in every
sense the most popular remedy the world
It has proven itself the greatest of all
'p In New York. Chicago. Philadelphia,
Boston. st. Louis and two or three other
large cities, the leading newspapers making
their own C.anvasses again this year, have
fonnd that the demand for Paine's celery
compound surpasses that VI all other RENE
dies together
Paine's celery compound, taken during
the early. spring days has even more IMAM L;s,n
| people we'll. 1t makes short work OF disease.
] 1T rapidly drives out neuralgia, sleepless )
ness. dyspepsia and rheumatism nom the
| system 1t removes that lassitude, OF
stirred feeling" which betokens weakened
nerves and poor blood.
Women working in close offices, sales
women tired out and nervous from lont
hours standing on their feet and waiting
on impatient, irritating customers; over
| worked, worried and disheartened mef
and women of everywhere will be aston
ished to find how much happier life be
comes when their nerves have been strength
ened and their blood purified by means 0
this great remedy.
No other remedy has the hearty approve
of a like body of educated men and womel
and professional men, nor has there eve
! been a remedy that was welcomed IN $
I many intelligent, prudent homes wher
pains is taken to get only the best IN
, vital a matter. In suchlfamilies all oyt
! the country Paine's celery compound IS 'n
J Prof. Phelps had studied the nerves !
3 health and disease, when we'll nourishe
! and when under nourished, in men an
: women and children years before he locke
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-04-01
Compound Makes One Well.

for the remedy. Paine's celery compound
is the outcome of his entire professional
life. 1t is the one remedy that the world
could not lose to-day at any price.
Paine's celery compound induces the
body to take on solid flesh.
Physicians recognize Paine's celery coma
pound as the one scientific spring remedy,
and 1t is universally prescribed by them
wherever there is great need Of a vigorous
and prompt restoring OF health and strength
to the worn out system.
Paine's celery compound is thN- best
spring remedy because it Is more Than
mere spring remedy. 1t brings about q
healthy appetite, complete digestion, regu-
lar action of the bowels and the other ex-
cretory organs whenever taken, whether in
summer OF in winter, but as the greatest of
spring remedies il has extraordinary OPP
portuuities for inducing the body to throw
off morbid humors that poison 1t and cause
rheumatism, neuralgia, heart trouble and
the system is more pliable and chronic dis
eases so securely lodged in the system that
they are with difficulty ousted, become
more tractable.
Thousands of men and women have
found from personal experience that Paine's
celery compound makes people well, and
keeps all from sickness who take 7 IN ne
spring.
Many a father and mother have notices
the unmistakable improvement in thu
health of their children from taking Paine
celery compound in the spring. II is thu
one scientifically accurate remedy Tilted b
its composition to thoroughly purify tn
blood and dispel that exhausted feeling am
get rid of skin diseases, headaches, and nj
Of depression with which children will
weak, nervous systems, as well as grow
| people, are afflicted.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-04-01
How the Day Was Won.

"Sire," quoth the chief of staff, "the
Amazons are assembling on the right
wing and evidently intend to turn our
left with a vigorous charge"
"Do you mean the .Amazonian wheel
CORPSE"
Eyes, sire; and they are a gallant
sight. Their wheels have all been re-
nickeled and they have donned their
new ashes Of roses boomers for the
first time. What shall we do to avert
the danger?"
"Order out the royal sprinklins
carts"
Eyes, sire"
LET them make the battle ground II
front of our left wing as muddy a
possible"
| "Yes, sire"
| aust as soon as the charging ANA
IONS in their new silk boomers strik
that mud they will whirl about AM
ride back as fast as they can pedal"
"For what, sireF'
"For their mud guards, stupid. Their
IL we advance rapidly enough to SUI
prlse them before they can get thei
helmets on straight, the day is ours"
| And it was even so.-Cleveland Plai
Dealer.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-04-01
roo MUCH BARK.

II is not the best watchdog that banks the
most. The old watchdog lays low and
seizes the burglar before he knows it. In
he treatment Of rheumatism many suffer-
srs talk too much and do too little. If
,bav want TO find out what is best for it, let
them get st. Jacobs Oil and use it. II is
! GOOD watchdog against the intrusion of
nsin. IL goes to work quickly and surely,
and seizes hold Of rheumatism for the pu.-
nose of driving it out. and holds on until
rs purpose is accomplished. 1t is, there
for5. the best remedy, because it takes the
best means TO accomplish its end, as many
who have suffered for years with the all
ment will testify. The cure is the same
i'm chronic or infiammatory cases. With
patience and free use OF it, the worst case:
Of long standing have been finally cured
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-04-01
Two Obstacles.

One of Congressman sideways con-
Stituents in New Hampshire wrote him
the other day about a pension bill Mr..
Sulloway replied:
"Only two obstacles stand in the way
of passing your bill-Jehovah and Tom
Reed. think can manage Jehovah If
you will look after Reed. !"
Mr. Sulloway has not yet received a
reply to his letter. -Washington Post.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-04-01

Efforts are being made to sell to the
government for $50, 900 the farm of 1I2
acres near Hodgensville, Ky, on which
Abraham Lincoln was born. The pres
ent owner of the property is citizen of
New York, who bought it not many
years ago for SO, 600. The little one
room log cabin which for a time served
as Thomas Lincoln's home stands today
practically as it was in 1909, but it con-
tains no furniture or other relics dating
anywhere near back to that year.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-04-01
Tn. Road TO Wealth.

A gentleman saw the following ad-
vertisement in a paper: The road to
wealth. Send twelve stamps to -"
The gentleman sent twelve stamps, and
In return for his outlay received minute
instructions how to get to the Bank Of
England from any part Of London
TIT Pits
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-04-01

Thomas Jefferson was the first presi
dent inaugurated at Washington. For
four months previous he had presided |
over the senate, during the second SEES
sion of the Sixth congress, the first to
meet in Washington, lodging at Con-
RAIDS boarding house, within a stones
throw of the capitol. The north wing
had then been so far completed as to be
occupied by the senate, and the house
met in temporary brick building III
the south wing, called at the time the
oven.
! The senate met at 10 O'Clock, Senator
Hillhouse of Connecticut presiding. A
quiet, dignified little man advanced to
the desk and was received by the vice
president who administered the oath of
office. Aaron Burr repeated it after him
and took his seat in the chair as vice
president There was no fornality, The
onlooker would not have been aware of
any change except That the two men
had changed places.
A little later President jefferson left
his lodgings ON foot in his ordinary
dress, his appearance being very much
like that Of tall, raw boned farmer,
and walked across the square to the
capitol. He was accompanied only by
Secretaries Dexter and Stoddart of John
Adams cabinet and several members OF
the house. President Adams had fled
from the city, leaving only the secre-
taries of the treasury and navy to turn
over the government to his successor.
Into the north wing tho new presi'
dent walked with his little company Of
friends. Vice President Burr arose ant
greeted him, seating him in the center
chair on the platform, Chief Justic'
Marshall occupying that at Jeffer
sons left and Burr that at hi
right. After short pause, to let TIN
small audieuce quiet down, Jefferson
rose and read his inaugural. When b
had finished, he turned to Marshall
who administered the oath. The cere
mony was over.
jefferson then returned to Conrad
boarding house, where he was congratu
lated by few foreign agents in Wash
ingtpn and his friends.
John Davis, an Englishman, publish
IA 1903, in which he asserted that he say
jefferson ride on horseback to the cap
-. toll, hitch his horse to the palings an
/, 90 in and take the oath. Davis was NJ
- in this country at the time, and, thong
:" the story is untrue, it will live. Chare
d'Affaires Thornton wrote to Lol
Grenville that jefferson was "escortt
th by body of militia artillery" i'll h
rs walk across the square, but this WI
MT an error caused by visit of platoC
of Virginia militia to the city. The i
auguration was of the simplest kin
yet full of dignity.
ss Personal expenses of Thomas jefferson
on his inauguration as president. No
nj Cost to government ......,.............. NO
Expenses of coaching and stage parties
to the national capital and entertain
mentS there ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS o.
New York World
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-04-01
Annie Protection.

The New Mexico council has passed
a law requiring every sleeping car pass
ing through the territory to carry safes
for the protection of the passengers val
uables, and Mr.. Pullman responds by
threatening to lock the doors of all his
cars when they are passing through the
territory. Between the two powers the
passengers ought to be well protected
from all robbers except the porter.
Charleston News and Courier.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-04-01

John Butts, SRI want to leave my
property to my two sons-one tenth to
my youngest son, John Butts and nine
tenths to my eldest son, Royal Chester
field Chauncey de Peyster Butts.
Family Lawyer-H'm! Do you think
that's quite fair?
John Butts, Sr.-Yes; Itwant to make
some kind of reparation to Royal for
allowing his mother to give him such a
crackjaw name.-Tit-BitS
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-04-01
OVER THE PRECIPICE

Hosts of invallds tumble to destruction
simply because they will exercise no dis
erection in the matters of eating, drinking and
ali. in the item of medication. They persist
in dosing themselves in season and out of
season with drastic and violent remedies,
opiates and mineral poisons. The best, the
safest, the pleasantest substitute for such
hurtful no-remedies is Hostetter's stomach
Bitters, potent for malarial rheumatic, dys-
peptic, nervous and bilious complaints.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-04-01

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
any case of Catarrh that can not be cured by
Halls Catarrh Cure.
f. J. CHENEY & CO., Props, Toledo, o.
We,the undersigned, have known f. ]. Cheney
for the last Is years, and believe him perfectly
honorable in all business transactions and fin
ancialy able 10 carry out any obligations made
by their firm.
WEsT Il TRUAx, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, Q
WALDING, KINNAN & MARVIN, Wholesale Drug
gsts, Toledo, Ohio.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces O
the system. Price 75c. per bottle.
Sold by all Druggists. Testimonials free.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-04-01
Their Reflections.

Mrs. Gray-Mr Soule is going to
preach tomorrow. l wouldn't miss
hearing him for anything"
Mrs. Greene-I'm awfully sorry |
shan't be able to CO."
Mrs. Gray latter saying good-by)-
No wonder she doesn't want to be seen
in that shabby old cape again.
Mrs. Greene-Got new bonnet or
something, l suppose.-Boston Tran
script.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-04-01

Boat official-To put out that electric
light turn 1t off the same as yoN would
gas.
Pat-Av coorse! Ofm no granehorn;
but yez mey lave me few matches In
case OF wants t. loight it agin-St.
Louis Post-Dispatch.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-04-01
Modern improvements.

House Hunter-Seems to me this
house iss't very well built The floor
shakes when we walk.
Agect-Um-yes; that's the new kind
of spring floor for dancing, you know.
House Humer-And those stairs
creak terribly.
Agent-Y-e-s; we furnish this new
patent burglar alarm staircase without
extra charge.-Boston Traveller.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-04-01

Chambermaid crushing in)-Please,
mum, the cooks fell down the cellar
and broke her armi
Lady of the house (quickly)-Pll have
It taken out of her wages.-New York
Journal.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-04-01

"A horse Is no good any more" de-
clared the bicycle dealer; ride him an
hour and he's tired"
Yes, but one OF your burned ma
chimes Is allus tired before you start to
ride IT," replied the farmer. who was
just looking around.-Detroit Free
Press.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-04-01
Plain and Blunt.

I'm a plain. blunt man, Marguerite,
and can frame no honeyed speeches.
Will you marry me?"
I'm little on the plain, blunt order,
myself No!'-Detroit Free Press.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-04-01
HUMOR OF THE WEEK
STORIES TOLD BY FUNNY MEN
or THE PRESS.

Odd, Curious and EauxhabIe Phases
of Human Nature Graphically Por-
trayed By Eminent Word Artists Of
Our Own Day-A Budget Of Fun.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-04-01
No Fixed Rule

"You cawn't set down no fixed rule o.
conduct in this life," said old Virgins.
the Barley Now orator. Samson got
into trouble cause he got is hair cut,
and Absaom got into trouble cause be
didn't. "-Tid-B Bits.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-04-01
Did Him a Favor.

Pedestrian Ito footpad)-Money or my
life, is it? l was wondering how | was
going to live through this week. Now
/ won't have to. Very kind Of you.
Shoot away.-BOston Transcript.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-04-01
Gold standard For Japan.

The Japanese government has decided
to adopt the gold money standard. The
mint ratio between gold and silver has
been fixed at sag to 1. The silver yen,
or dollar, will be withdrawn gradually
from circulation, and the smallest gold
piece will be of the value of yen. The
new standard will go into operation
next October.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-04-01
The Piano saleaman

Mrs. Rockets 0nterestedly)-Have
you taken the young gentleman 10
board whom see around your house
so much latelyf
Mrs. Vanwart (wearily)-No; he Is
merely trying to sell us a piano.-New
York Journal.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-04-01

Shells my hat on straight, dearl
Hell don't see how In the nature OF
things 1t can be.
She-And why, prayf
He-Because your head isn't-Boston
Courier.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-04-01
The ONLY Drawbnck.

yisitor-There is panel in my new
dining room that that would Just fit.
Hungry Artist-Most happy I'm sure.
viSitor-Only, when the room is paid
for, shall have no money fortpictures.
--lIarper's Bazaar.
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Information.

young man." said a wealthy city
man to his spendthrift nephew. 81 laid
the first foundation of my fortune by
saving cab-fares."
II didn't know you ever drove one.
uncle" remarked the Youthful Bits.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-04-01
Hard on Hubby,

An exchange announces, on the death
of lady. that ''she lived fifty years
with her husband and died in confident
hone of a better life."-Texas, Sitter.
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Awfully slowl

He-Darling, l have loved you ever
since first we met.
She-Well, why didn't you say SO
long ago? Did you think was a mind
northumberland Leader.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-04-01
HOME PRODUCTS AND PURE FOOD

All Eastern Syrup, so-called, usually very
glucose. Tea Garden Dripsh is made from
Sugar Cane and is strictly pure. tits for sale by
trst-class grocers, in cans only. Manufactured
by the PACIFIC COAST SYRUP Co. All genuine
"Ted Garden Drips" have the manufacturers
name Autographed on every can.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-04-01

Nurse Girl lost traektof the child,
mum, and"
Good gracious! Why didn't
you speak to policeman?
Nurse Girl wuz speaking to wan
all the tonne, mum-Lonslon Isearson's
Weekly.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-04-01
Reason to Like Her.

Preacher-How do you like your new
mamma, Johnnie?
Johnnle-Oh, purity good. l eta jar
of plums yistaday and she blamed. 1t on
the hired girl.-Cleveland Leader.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-04-01

do you think" said the young man
who had gone into politics, that man
In my position can afford to be indiffer-
ent to public opinionY'
81 don't know" said Senator Sor-
ghum, thoughtfully. How much Is
your private Washington
Star.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-04-01
A Crn.ty Opinion.

"Uncle Theophilus, what isla grass
widow?"
well. she's a widow whose husband
didn't have to die to get rid other
Detroit Free Press.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-04-01

81 never could understand how people have
the nerve to marry aga II after being divorced
"Oh, it merely shows how sure they are that the
other party was to blame"
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-04-01

Called TO Be PASTOR on VhhuefuIIts ES'ate'
The Rev. DR.. R. R. Swope of st.
Matthew'S P. E. church Of Wheeling
has received an invitation to accept i
call as rector of All Souls church, Bit
more. N. c., ON the Vanderbilt estate.
DR.. Swope has not decided to accept.
With Mrs. Swope, he is preparing tc
visit Biltmore and look over the field
There are hundreds Of employees on the
astata
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-04-01

We will forfeit 81 900 if any of our pub
lished testimonials are proven to be not
genuine. THE PIso Co., Warren, Pa.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-04-01
TWO INAUGURATIONS
M'NNLErs COST ABOUT s2,55o. 900.
JEFFERsoN's ABOUT $1,000.

These sums Include Cost 10 sishtsssrs ~
Both ceremoniss-A Historical contrast
Between the Incoming Of the First Pres-
idsnt Of the Century and the Last
This is a conservative estimate Of the
cost of the Mckinley Inauguration 70 |
the president elect personally, to the I
citizens of the District Of Columbia. to !
the visitors and to the government:
Mr. McKinlsy's special train from
Canton ....---.................. A'oO
Mr. and Mrs. McKinley's hotel az
penses at Washington ......-......... HO
Mrs. Mckinley ball gown............ 800
Mrs McKinley's Inauguration oosr
tune .............+..--+ ....s.-.....s-. ~
Six evening gowns at $3.50 each-...... i.6oo
Mr.. McKinley's Inauguration OUTFIT. 800
Total personal expense. ............... MaO
Cost Of ceremonies at the capitol, erec-
| ton OF platforms. decorations, ETC..
| at public expense. .................... tAOOo
| Cost to government in salaries Of PEN
sion officials and clerks temporarily
idle though under pay, during use
OF pension building for festivities. 1900
Estimated cost in loss Of services. re-
transfer of records. tracing or re-
placing lost records. ................. u,OO
Total cost to government through this
interruption NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. ttOuuu
Expenses of citizens OF the District Of
Columbia on account Of ball, music,
printing, etc. guaranteed and raised
by subscriptions ..................... t6O,OO(
Cost to private parties for erection Of
reviewing stands 5000, less =, 800
paid for privileges by SPECTATORS. A7V
Estimated amount paid by private
parties for seats at Inauguration
ceremonies, parades, etc ............ 5000
' Cost Of transportation to visitors from
out OF town ESTIMATED by railroad
= oficials-Pennsylvani railroad, 30
600; Baltimore and Ohio railroad.
$1,000; Chesapeake and Ohio rail-
road, 10000; Southern railroad, TO-
600; total number of visitors, 10000
at an average per capita transporta-
!, ton cost Of sl6). ................... L4OO. %
. Cost of lodging and meals to visitors
at 10 each. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. o4OW
Cost Of tickets TO inaugural ball ...... tOOl
~'l erage Of 81 Decentralization. 1910
Flowers ...................... go
v Public carriages at 81 per call 200
Total expenses of visitors. 81, 4O7, O
Grand total. 50, 655. 81
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-04-01
Ouite Prepared.

Doctor (sympathetlcallyl-I Gust you
are prepared for the worst
Weeping Wlfe-Quite. hftd some
lovely mourning bargains LIST week at
Crepe & wede's selling on frustrated
Rita
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--IIarper's Baza.

Tcnderfoot-Is Slippery Sam hanging
around here nowadays?
Alkali Abe-Naw. He wass but the
Mayor had him cut down yisRday nav
nin'.-New York Journal.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-04-01

Lash's Kidney and Liver Bitters searches out
all impurities and expels them harmlessly
through the natural channels from the system.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-04-01
HoW,s THIS ?

To thoroughly eradicate the faint or heredit-
airy disease from the system use Lash's Kidney
and Liver Bitters.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-04-01

Malaria and Grip positively cured; also
all other Medical andSurgical cases guaranteed
a cure or no charge. Reasonable terms; call or
write confidential. DR.. CRAIG Il CO., Medi-
cal Institute, 13l6 Market st. San Francisco, Cal.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-04-01

All ailments arising from disordered stom
ach, torpid liver and constipated bowels are
quickly cured by using Lashs Kidney and
Liver Bitters
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-04-01

Nora-Oh, guess what? George prom
ised to buy bicycle built for two.
Coral presume he meant two dol
In
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-04-01
An Exciting Game.

Mamma-Oh, Billy! DON'T you know
1t is cowardly to strike your little
brother?
Billy Qndlgnantly)-Pm not acting
like a coward. I'm pretending Pm his
papa, and I'm Furnishing him~Har-
per's Bazaar.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-04-01
A Good Thing.

One Matron-Slnce have been mar
rieI have taught my husband good
lnsln
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-04-01

Jack-Hurrah. Mamie! We can get
married now. Union stock is going up
like lightning.
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Noah's Claim to wisdom

Teacher-Who was the wisest man7
Tommy-Noah.
"NoahT'
"Yesm. He was the only man who
knew enough to come in when 1t rain
ed."-Indianapolis Journal.
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Poor Boy.

Rev. DIR. Choker-Ah. what a sweet
little girl, and what a pretty dress she
has! WIN the little pet tell themlnister
her name?
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-04-01

DIR. RICORD'S restorative Pills, the great nerve
tonic and specific for exhausted vitality: phys
icai debility, wasted forces. etc.; approved BY
G. STEELE, 635 Market St., Palace Hotel. s. F.
Price, kox of So 81 25 of 100 -; of 300, s. 80: OF
400 Sc; preparatory pills, =. Send for circular.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-04-01

Another-Really? 1t was good
thing that you did not teach him before
YOU were married. -Tid-Bits.
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Naturally.

The Little Pet-Arfer Fyederwick
Woblnson.-Harlem Life.