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The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1897-11-18
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The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1897-11-18
Sheriti's Sale of
REAL ESTATE!

BY virtue OF n certain writ Of Fiera Facias is
sued out OF the Court Of Common Pleas 81 Sny.
der county, Pa. and to me directed will ex.
pose to public sale ut the Court House in Mid.
dleburfh, Pa, ON Saturday, Dec. 4, 1897 at one
o'clock y. M, the following described real
estate TO wit All that certain tract Of land
situate in Washington township, Snyder coun.
~. Pa, bounded on the North by land Of Abra-
ham IAwer. East by land OF John LAwer, on
the South by land OF Peter Kratzer and West
by land Of Howard Jonos containing IS acres
more or less, whereon are erected o dwelling
house, bank barn and other outbuildings.
Seixod, taken into execution and to be sold as
the property OF Josiah Benner.
=. RITTER, Sheriff,
Sherihs Office Middleburgh, Pa, Nov 3, 1897
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1897-11-18
A Short Gus 10 Health.

To try TO cure constipation by taking pills u
like going round I'm circle. You VIII never reach
the point sought, but only get back TO the STAR.
Ing point. A perfect natural laxative Is BacOh'
Celery King. the celebrated remedy for all nerve
blood, stOmache. liver and kidney diseases. "
regulates the bowels. W. II. spangler. Mid1E Mid1s
wliigve you 3 sample package free. Large sir
20 and 6Octs.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1897-11-18
Everybody Says So.

Cascarets Candy Cathartic, the most won
derful medical discovery of the age, pleas
ant and refreshing 70 the taste, act gently
and positively on kidneys, liver and bowels,
cure headache, fever, habituai constipation
and bilionsness. Please buy and try box
Of Z. 9. G. to-day; 10, %, ~ cents. Sold and
guarantee to cure by all druggists.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1897-11-18
G.. Il. GIBSON, SllbQrY|
An Important Qacstion.

II your friends or neghbors are suffering FROM
coughs. colds. sore throat. or any throat or lung
disease QDcluding cOnsumptiOD). ask them Il
they have ever used Otto's Cure. This famous
German remedy is having large sale here and
and lung diseases. W. II. SpaDgler, Middleburg
NJ. R0throck =, d.. Mt. Pleasant Mills. viii give
you sample bottle free. No matter what Other
medicines have failed " 40, try Ott0's Cure
Large size N and scots.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1897-11-18
Jury List.

List OF Grand Jurors drawn for the Court OF
Oyer and Terminer and General jail delivery
aud Court OF quarter sessions OF the Peace OF
Snyder county held as Oct. Term, commencing
Monday, Dec. 10 1877.
GRAND JURORS.
Name. Occupation. RS,trnc..
Arbogsst Jefferson farmer, Washington
Amig. Philip, farmer,
Aumiller Miks. farmer, Spring
Rsshoar, q. miller, Franklin
| Carpenter. A NJ, gentleman Beaver
Custer, Jacob farmer, Penn
Diehl, u W, farmer, Franklin
Grsybiii, 4 c, gentleman, MiddIcburgh
Garman, ID q. farmer, Chapman
Furhman, j K, farmer, Adams
Fetterolf. Roswell, farmer, Adams
Hoffman, Benz, stave mfg, W. Beaver
Hendricks, Allen, farmer, Adams
Jarrett n, farmer, Penn
kerstetter, ID r, farmer, franklin
Lutz, W !, shoemaker, SAinsQroye
Noyer, Philip !, farmer, Washington
NaGle, Francis, farmer, JacEson
Price. W j, farmer Spring
Rothermei Perry, laborer, Union
SS;S':I' %;,m:r C. 81 farmer, ;.rm., solin;sroys
Wagner, Chss. Il, carpenter, Penn
Troxell Frank, farmer, Adams
PETIT JURORS.
Arnold, stephen p. farmer Chspman
Bilger, Goo, gentleman. Spring
Boyer, 8 H. farmer, Franklin
Boyer, EnOs farmer Penn
Raker, J ", lAboYer. w Beaver
Boyer, Francis, farmer, Middleercek
Boyer. w !: farmer Penn
Bickhsrt, Henry, lsborer, Middleburgh
Brouss, u A, labOror. jackson
Covert, W, liveryman. Selinseroye
Ciopp, John. isborer, Penn
Grouse, Charles. gentleman, Penn
Dundore, n T, merchant. Union
Erdley. James, gentleman. Franklin
Rrdley, 4, liverymsn, Selinsgroye
Felker, keubin, laborer, Spring
Fisher, Irwin J, farmer, Penn
Good, Frank farmer, Penn
Hassingcr. Allen, farmer, Middecres k |
Howell, John, gentleman. Middieburgh |
Hartman Elias, farmer. Centre |
hottenstein. " j, laborcr, Monroe |
Holsapple, p, lsborsr, Washington
hIose, q jeweler, Spring |
Krstzer, Peter. farmer, Washington
Kratzer, Michael, laborer Selinsgroye
Kerstctter, j p, farmer. Chapman
Klinglcr Martin, farmer, Penn
kampfer, Chas laborer, Spring
Lesher, Charles, laboref, Monroe
Lenig. Joseph, Mason, Perry
Lepiey, Michael, farmer, Spring
LAWYER, solomon, farmer, Washington
Meiser, A, baker Middleburgh
Manbsck, ] |. gem: Spring
Miller Henry, FAR Frankli lin
Rothrock, James, Franklin
Steffin. Francis Il Washington
Smith, jacob o. la Beaver
Swartz, Isaac. farm Adams
Shankle, T., j. + Centre
Stuck. Jacob, farmer, W Beaver
Spade, George, farmer, Penn
Sellers. = =, farmer, Spring
Snyder, G g, farmer, W. Perry
ShAner, q X, farmer, Monroe
Clrich, Jerome, farmer, Penn
Walter Jobe, farmer, Centre
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PANY under Its character is authorized to pros.
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Send Your orders enclosing One Dollar for each
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desired to the WASHINGTON GOLD FIELDS
EXPLORATION COMPANY, Tacoma, Wash.
ington.
The following Tacoma dealers in supplies for
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Morris Gross Co, Dry Goods and Clothing W.
q. Rowland. 0uthtter; Hugo Felitz, Tents 4;
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The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1897-11-18
Divorce Notice.

SADIE BAsoN LATE OF MT. PLEASANT MILLS, sNY-
DER COUNTY, PKSN'A.
Whereas William A. Basom, your husband
has lied . libel In the Court OF Common Pleas
OF Snyder county, Pa OF May Term, 1895 No
Is, praying divorce against you, now you are
hereby notified and required to appear in said
court on or before Monday, the 18th day OF
December next to answer the complaint OF tr
said William A. Basom, and in default OF such
appearance you will be liable to have u divorce
granted IN your absence.
$. RITTER, Sheriff OF Snyder Co.
Sheriifs Office, Middleburgh, Pa Oct 18th, 1897
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1897-11-18
Sheriff's Sale of
REAL ESTATE,

BY virtue Of certain writ Of All Fiera Fsely
Snyder county, Pa. and to me directed VIZ
expose to public sale st the Court House " J,
Middloburgh, Ps., on Saturday, Dec, 4, ls%, 4
] o'clock y: m, the following described ~ !,
Of ground situate In the Borough Of Middle
buFgh, Snyder county, Pa, bounded on sa
North by Market street. East by lot OF ns%
Garman, South by an alley and West by 70. ~.
J. W. Swartx, containing acre, more OF ,hs
Borough OF Middleburgh. on which are e,ees'sSI 'sS
? two-story house, stable end other ou'ouN
ings. la
Bcissd, taken into execution and to be s0'S
n PG. MTsTFR. SbsriD,
sierlrs Ones Nlddisburs: Psr Novs'l l~
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1897-11-18

TO CURE A COLD IN ONEDAY
Take Laxative Quinine Tablets. All Drug.
gists refund the money II IL fails TO cur. 25c.
10l4.7m.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1897-11-18

No.Te-Bao for Fifty Cents.
Cusranteed tobacco habit cure, makes weak
men strong, blood pure. s0e, q. All drusgists,
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1897-11-18

4 DMINISTRATOR'S NOTICE Let
Ate RS Of Administration int h g
estate OF Benz. Kreamer late of Middlecreek To-,
Snyder county. Pa, decd, having been granted
to the undersigned, all persons knowing them.
selves indebted TO said estate are requested to
make immediate payment, while those having
claims will present them duly authenticated TO
the undersigned.
A, d. KREAMER,
q. b. KREAMER
Oct. 5, 1897. Adm'rs.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1897-11-18
A SUMMER SAIL

"A w ON0u4Cxk 0k4AA
in ladies' shoes is a pleasant
voyage afoot. For the pleas
ure it gives, there's no sail
like our sale. Crowds are
enjoying it, and securing the
prettiest, coolest and best fit
ting Summer shoes now man
ufactured, at prices which
buyers find it a pleasure to
pay. For house or street
wear, pleasure or everyday
practical purposes, walking,
riding, or driving, we supply
the ideal shoes demanded by
fashion and the dictates of
individual taste. L aides,
whoever claims yoar hands,
by all means surrender your
feet to these shoes.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1897-11-18

Trains leave Selnsgrovc Junction
10 90 IN, week days arriving Mt rim .delphh
5oJ p m New York 53p m Baltimore lepm
Washington +10pm
54l M daily arriving a. Philadelphia
IL 10 p m New York 50 Q m. Baltimore 10 iOp III
pm: week days arriving At PhladeIphil
3Oa N New York 33 IN
Trans also leavn S1nbury:
80 a m daily arriving Mt philadelJhia 62am
baltimore 70 y IN Washington 40 am Ne"
4 30 n IN daily arrivini at Philadelph 10 2Oam
New York Is IN Baltimore 55 . IN, Washing
ton " 10 III
81 . IN. week days arriving at Philadelphls
90 IN. New YORK 30 p IN. Baltimore q W pm
Washington l5pm
Trains also leave Sunbury ut $50 a IN aDi wv,
and sOp IN. for Harrisburg. Philadelphia an'
Baltimore
J.R WON, GearP' seh'
j. HUTCHINSON. GEM MirYger
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1897-11-18

26a IN for Catawissa and Hazelton
% m, . 55 III AMI 8 49, N Tor Wilke'barrc
Z 10 m, ~ Dam,2 s5 y m s %j D m for Shame
kin ami Mount Carmel
Sunday 10 90 IN Tor Wilkcsbarrc
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1897-11-18
SOME STATE POLITICS.
Senators Durham and Andrews De-
clare Hostility to Senator Quay.
A BIG INDEPENDENT MOVEMENT.

All tho Anti-Machine and Anti.Boss
Forces in the State to Unite-A Third
Candidate For Governor - Senator
Andrews Says Colonel Stone II Not
Quay's Candidate-A Case OF Scare
All Around-Still Cunning For Deal.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1897-11-18

A few figures are very convincing.
In the last Legislature there were 2l6
Republicans in senate and house. In
the house alone there were l72 Repub-
llcans. OF this number &c were staunch
anti-Quay men. who represented anti
QUAY constituents. In the counties
which were carried for DR.. Swallow
Ave OF them were Quay counties. repre-
senting nine members. II these coun-
ties alone next November elect anti
Quay members to the assembly Senator
Quay will have in the house only one
Of a majority. provided the old number
of &c Is reelected. But the terrible rec
ord OF the last Legislature will result In
An upheaval. and instead OF rs anti
Quay members there is more likelihood
OF 96 being returned.
Over In the senate there were ~ Re
publicans. % Of whom vacats thsiS
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1897-11-18

List OF Grand Jurors drawn for the Court OF
Oyer and Terminer and General jail delivery
and Court OF quarter sessions OF the Peace OF
Snyder county held as Oct Term, commencing
Monday, Dec. 10 1877.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1897-03-18
HINTS FOR HoUsEKEEPERs.

The white of an egg answers well in
place Of mucilage.
Carafes and glass decanters may be
made to look clear and brilliant by
shaking wet shot in them.
Small pieces Of raw potato in a lit
tie water shaken vigorously inside bot
ties and lamp chimneys will clean them
admirably.
Porcelain or earthenware that has
become dingy or stained is much i'm
proved by rubbing or securing with
salt busted upon cloth.
When clothing has been wrinkled
and crushed by packing, if shaken out
vigorously and hung up or spread out
in a hot room over night its appear
ance will be much improved.
The wick Of lamp chimney which
has become short may have a new one
darned to the lower end, and in this
way be entirely used up instead of be-
ing thrown away. Wicks should always
be long and the lamps kept as full as
possible and not to run over.
Baking soda used with water to
which little AMMONIA has been added
makes good polish for silver when no
other is at hand, but its constant use
would have bad effect on the finish
Of the silver unless the surface were
perfectly plain and highly polished.
When ivory ornaments get yellow
wash them well in soap and water, and
place them while wet in full sunshine;
wet them for two or three days, several
times a day, with soapy water, still
keeping them in the sun; then wash
them again and they will be beautifully
white.
In the cleaning Of stove II a little
soap is used it will tighten the labor.
Wet flannel cloth and rub it over
piece Of soap; then dip the cloth into
the stove polish and rub over the stove;
finish with a dry cloth or brush. It Is
said that polish will last much longer
than II used without soap.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1897-03-18
A WONDERFUL SHRUB.
Grows ON the Banks OF the 6Anges and
Cures Many Bodily Ills.

uFoWw ON inc bhhhA OF the uhnBob anu
Cures Many Bodily Ills.
One of the latest botanical discov-
cries Of interest to seekers for health
is called Alkavis, from the Kava-Kava
shrub Of India. It is being imported by
the Church Kidney Cure company OF
New York, and is a certain cure for
several bodily disorders. The Kava-
Kava shrub, or, as botanists call It.,
piper Methysticum," grows on the
banks Of the Ganges river and probab-
ly was used for centuries by the natives
before Its extraordinary properties be-
came known to civilization through
Christian missionaries. In this re-
spect 1t resembles the discovery Of qul-
nine from the peruvian bark, made
known by the Indians to the early
missionaries in South America, and by
hem brought to civilized man. II is a
wonderful discovery, with a record Of
1920 hospital cures in thirty days. 1t
acts directly upon the blood and kid
neys, and is true specific, just as qui-
nine is in malaria. We have the strong
est testimony of many ministers OF
the gospel, we'll known doctors and
business men cured by Alkavis. So far
the Church company, No, 422 Fourth
avenue, New York, are the only i'm
porters of this new remedy, and they
are so anxious to prove its value that
for the sake Of introduction they will
send free treatment Of Alkavis pre-
paid by mail to every reader Of this
paper who is a sufferer from any form
of kidney or bladder disorder, Bright's
disease, rheumatism, dropsy, gravel,
pain in back, female complaints or 9th
er Affections due to improper action of
the kidneys or urinary organs. We adj
wise all sufferers to send their names
and address to the company, and re-
ceive the Alkavis free. It is sent to
you entirely free, to prove Its wonder
full curative powers.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1897-03-18
FAMOUS American War norueu.

The most celebrated battle steeds of
the civil war were Cincinnati, Travel
err and Winchester, the favorite
chargers of Grant, Lee and Sheridan.
When the hero Of Vicksburg visited
Cincinnati few months after the close
of that brilliant campaign, he was re-
quested TO visit dying man who was
exceedingly DESTROYS to see him. When
they met the invalid said General
Grant, wish TO give you noble horse
who has no superior on the continent,
as testimony OF my admiration for
your character and past services to
our country. There is condition at
tached to the gift-that you will al
ways treat him kindly" Grant ac-
cepted the magnificent bay, of course
faithfully keeping his promise, and
named him Cincinnati. He was q son
of Lexington, with a single exception
the fastest four-mile thoroughbred
that ever ran on an American course
The generel was offered $40, 900 for the
horse, as he had a record of speed
almost equal to that of his famous
half brother, Kentucky. Cincinnati
was superb and spirited steed Of
great endurance. Grant riding him
almost constantly during the Wilder
ness campaign, and passing from end
to end of our long line. The noble
horse was retired soon after the close
of the war, enjoying IAN old age Of
dignifed leisure" ON Maryland estate
where his master frequently saw him,
and where he died and received hon.
Orable burial in 1874.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1897-03-18
The Good Old nnvs.

"People put on a heap too much
style nowadays with their formal calls
and all that sort of nonsense" said the
elderly gentleman. There was much
more real neighborliness in the days
when one woman just ran over to an
other woman's house and walked in
without knocking"
81 don't believe it," said the young
man with the thin upper lip. mo two
women ever got together in their lives
without dom a little knockin', if there
was any other woman to talk about"
indianapolis Journal.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1897-03-18
A SOLDIER.
Trom the sentInel. oherokee. Kansas.

FAom Nhp epuNlntlt NhtIOhet, hNuhhI
J. M. Baird, Union war veteran, and
commander of Shiloh Post, No. 90, G. A. r.,
Cherokee, Kansas, made the following state.
ment to reporter on August 9lst, 1896:
"For about three years have suffered In.
tensely from rheumatism. and during that
time have tried various remedies and was
treated by several able physicians, but with
out result. | passed many long, weary
night without closing my eyes in sleep, so
great was the pain In my arms and hands,
Last spring Rev. j. b. Wies advised me TO
try Pink pills, as he said they had cured q
bad case OF rheumatism for him and some Of
his relatives. was 80 impressed with Mr.
Wiles' enthusiastic praise OF Pink Pills that
] decided TO try box, and the result is all
that the most exacting could wish, for be-
fore had taken two boxes Of hepills was
completely cured, and / feel better now
than have for several years.
MY wife, continued Mr.. Baird, twas
badly afflicted with neuralgia in the breast
with frequent smothering spells. One box
OF Dr. Williams Pink Pills effected COM
plete cure in her case attribute my cure
and that Of my wife solely TO Pink Pills,
and have no hesitancy in recommending
them TO the afflicted"
DR.. Williams Pink Pills contain, in q
condensed form, all the elements necessary
togive new life and richness to the blood and
restore shattered nerves. They are an un-
failing specific fors such diseases as locomotor
ataxia, partial paralysis, ST. Vitus dance,
sciatica, neuralgia, rheumatism, nervous
headache, the after effects Of Ia grippe, pal
pitatiQn Of the heart, pale and sallow COM
plexions, all forms Of weakness either in
male or female. Pink Pills are sold by all
dealers, or will be sent post paid on receipt
OF price, 30 cents box, or six boxes for
$3.50 (they are never sold in bulk or by tho
1907, by addressing Dr. Williams Medicine
Company, Schenectady, N, Y.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1897-03-18
On to the KootenaI.

The call of 1897 is son to the Koo
tenai," the wonderfully rich mining
country of Montana, Idaho and Brit.
ish Columbia, where so many mines
of gold, silver, copper, lead, iron
ETC., have been discovered during the
last year or two and new towns and
industries established The town o1
Rossland grew from 2OOpeople to 5000
in twenty months. Maps and descrip.
tive matter of the entire territory sent
free by f. l. Whitney, G. P. & T. A.,
Great Northern railway, st. Paul,
MINI.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1897-03-18

During general election a can
vasser called at the house of the late
Professor Froude, the historian. Mr..
Froude was out, so the canvasser had
to content himself with .interroga ting
the butler as to how Mr.. Froude would
vote. The lutheran old servant, who
understood his master well-replied;
when the Liberals is in, Mr.. Froude
is sometimes Conservative. When
the Conservatives is in Mr.. Froude is
always Liberal"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1897-03-18
Not So Much difference.

"And in conclusion said the policical
orator, as he finished his speech, ''in
the language of a certain well known
patriot, we want to know whether
you are wild us or agin' u.s.
'Did you ever hear such imperti-
nence?" said Miss Leftover in high in
dignation.
She was hard of hearing.
'What is the matter?" asked Miss
Dainty.
1.-THE man has the impudence to ask
whether we are widows or beginners.
Boston Traveller
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1897-03-18
Catarrh Cannot 30 Cured

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they
cannot reach the seat of the disease Ca
tarrh is a blood OF constitutional disease
and in order to cure it you must take in
ternal remedies. Halls Catarrh Cure is
taken internally and acts directly on the
blood and mucous surfaces Halls Catarrh
Cure is not a quack medicine. It was
prescribed by one of the best physicians in
the country for years. and is regular
prescription. 1t is composed of the best
blood purifiers, acting directly on the mu-
cous surfaces. The perfect combination of
the two ingredients Is what produces such
wonderful results IN curing Catarrh. Send
for testimonials, free.
F. j. CHENEY 8 CO., Props, Toledo, O.
Sold by druggists, price 75c
Halls Family Pills are the Best
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1897-03-18
What TWO Dollars wiz Do.

Tramp-Please, sir, a couple of dol
lars would give me nice, comfortable
home for the winter.
Benevolent Party-It would? Well,
no man shall suffer all winter long for
the sake of two dollars. Here's the
money.
''Thankee, SIR"
'But stop How is that amount to
give you homer"
It'll get me howlin' drunk, sir, au'
then the perlice and the judge will re-
tire me to winter quarters, SIR"