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The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-11-11
CHEERED THE CENSOR.
How y Gallant Irish Regiment Took an
After Battle ScOlding.

How u Gallant Irish Regiment TOOK An
After Battle Scolding.
The leading regiment of our column
was the Fifty-third, commanded that
day by Major Payn, afterward General
Sir William Payn, X. c. B., very
fine regiment, who, being mostly Irish
men, were eager to meet their enemy.
Meanwhile | received orders to cross
the river by ford and get round the
enemys right flank, and had gone for
this purpose, and was crossing about
quarter of mile lower down, when
suddenly | heard loud cheering and
heavy musketry fire, and then | saw
our troops CALAMITY advancing across
the bridge to the assault. 1t turned out
to be the Fifty third, who, tired of the
delay under fire, and. it was whispered,
hearing that Sir Colin had sent for has
pet Highlanders to take the bridge,
took their bits between their teeth and
without any further orders determined
to rush the bridge Reconsideration
they accordingly did, and with great
success The enemy, once forced out OF
their position, showed but poor des-
ultory fight, and, as at Cawnpur, fell
an easy prey to the cavalry, who, hay
ing crossed, some by the bridge, and
others, including myself, by the ford,
fell on then and pursued them with
such success that we captured every
gun they had.
The Fifty-third were well pleased
with themselves and the result OF the
fight they bad so suddenly initiated
But we heard that Sir Colin was great
ly annoyed with them, and after the
action rated them soundly for their IN
subordination. But little did these WIG
Irishmen care; they had had their hght
and a real good one, so far as theI
were concerned, and as Sir Colin con
cluded his speech of rebuke they gav'
him three cheers, and giving three
cheers more for General Mansfield, 3
Collins chief of the staff (who had ior
merly commanded their regiment), the,
quito upset the chiefs cquanimlty' oo
at the same time cleared away III
wrath. cold Memories, by Genera
Sir Huph Cough
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-11-11

Resumed July Goth and reports the biggest
ssnts mher trade ex perienced during the past
ten wears. Customers appreciate the GOOD oS
Old Columbus" more than ever, ana an
agree that the work turned out since ne ne
resumption is more than up to the OLD ,i
standard. A. G. Il j. Q. Glenn, T5Izlo
Market Street, San Francisco. Cal, nave
nave received several carloads OF the latest
STYLES GLENN Bros are also Coast Agents
fny several other large factories and carry
the most comp etc stock Of vehicles on the
Coast with prices and styles to suit every
one.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-11-11

"What time was it, asked the judge
NJ the rural witness, when this affair
occurred?'
well, sir" replied the witness. "ef
don't disremember it wuz long or bout
fodder-puilin' time.
II mean explained the judge, what
time Of day.
1T warn't no time of day, yer Honor,
fur 1t wuz night time"
"And what time was thatF"
swell, sir. eff it warn't bedtime II wus
mighty close 70 It."
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-11-11
A PECULIAR EXPLOIT.
lowed a Large Turtle Twelve Miles
Through the Water.

Through the Water.
Jim MISSIONER. a yOungster OF p. and
a rider Of the bike" is the hero in the
region about Mayport. Fla. Just al
present over the capture OF huge tur
tie the other night on the beach West.
over had been down on the beach tax.
ing a spin and also to see about some
cows in a pasture AT Six-Mile Point
He had a rope about fifty feet long that
he took with him to DO some measuring
ON some camp meeting lots Knowing
that this WAS the time for turtles to be
laying their eggs. they affecting moon
light nights for such exercise, he kept
sharp lookout for them. Just after
passing Pablo he saw the big outlines
OF something black up the beach.
BY Jimminy," said Jim under his
breath, that's dog goned big un, toe"
Riding ~ slowly. he soon came near
the big turtle. which was too busy lay
ing eggs to notice Jlm's uOlseless ap.
proach. Jim cogiiated over the matter
| for few minutes aud then. taking his
rope, carefully fastened il to the tur-
ties front ripper AMI drew the rope
| tight. No sooner did the turtle feel
this than II started up and wiggled to.
ward the water. Jim mounted his
wheel and tried to ride of the other
way. Jim pedaled and pedaled, but
could not move the old fellow. The
turtle seemed to have the best Of the
bargain aud pulled the unwilling
wheelman TO the waters edge. Jim was
getting anxious. As the turtle entered
the water he started up the beach
alongside the waters edge. trying Il
get new pull on his capture.
To his great surprise and delight HI
found that he had the turtle foul. Thu
old fellow was at home IN the water
but having his right tilpper caught b!
the tow rope he was powerless to rul
away, and fight as hard as he could h,
could not escape. Jim started up tn
beach as near the waters edge as h.
could ride. and began TO tow the turti
to Mayport. The turtle naturally OF
jected and sheered out to sea. But tn
rope being attached to his landsid
fipper il kept him AT just the right dis
lance from the shore and he lowed a
easy as a log, as Jim said afterwart
Once In a while he got obstreperou
and twice Jim fell into the water. bu
by midnight he aud his prize arrive
! off Commando Point. His wild whooI
; aroused the neighbors, who came out
see what was up. They would not b
: lieve that Jim had towed the turtle Il
/. twelve miles in this way, until he SHOW
: ed them the rope and then to show o
t lowed the big fellow up and in frol
: of the town for few turns. And Il
Y turtle had gotten used TO it now al
: kept just far out enough to make to,
= ing easy. When he saw. Jim turn
+ come back. after going up the bank
= little ways, the turtle turned aroul
+ and shifted the rope to his landsi'
ripper again, as he knew that he cou
h not be lowed II the rope was on the OF
side. Jim has the turtle IN n era
, near his house and every evening
a takes him for tow along the banks
| Chicago Chronicle,
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-11-11
THE WORRY OF 1T.

The world has come TO know that the
LIS have much 10 do with the health
- NJ system, and the era Of athletics has
savsIoped them that the whole man is a
longer being than in former years. But the
- ot il all is that the muscles are of the
s MI aeshy. little twist, or slip, or jerk
thase happen in all work-and then
main, sprains disable and are costly in
line aud money, but not II 81. Jacobs on Is
used. for il cures surely ana promptly ana
he worry of it is over.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-11-11
Japanese Industry.

The Japanese think the best mission
ary they can send TO Formosa is the
locomotive, and they propose to civilize
Its SOC, 900 fierce inhabitants by build
ing railroads, which will furnish trans
portation for the sugar, tobacco, rice,
corn, tea, camphor, cinnamon, pepper
and tropical fruits which flourish lux
urlously in nearly the same latitude as
the Sandwich Islands.
The Japanese Government iron foun-
dry now in course Of construction at
Yedamitsu in the Oga district will turn
out GO, 900 tons of steel yearly.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-11-11

stantly also headaehe, and wasso dizzy.
Icould not walk around, and could not
lie down, for then my heart would beat
so fast would feel as though was
smothering. l had to sit up in bed
nights in order to breathe. | was so
weak could not do anything. / have
now taken several bottles of Lydia Z.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, and
used three packages of Sanative Wash,
and can say am perfectly cured lido
not think could have lived long ii Mrs.
Pinkham's medicine had nothelped me"
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-11-11

One Of the latest achievements in
chemical science is pellet containing
the concentrated elements of coffee,
sugar and milk. 1t may yet deyolye
upon chemistry to beat the coffee and
sugar combines and upon pharmacy to
enfranchise the breakfast table.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-11-11
Authors Enjoying Mechanical Help.


The up-to-date stories about authors
Indicate that the brotherhood OF the
men are as keenly alive to the advan-
tages of a high state Of civilization as
any other class of people in the com
munity. The author with fountain
pen which holds ink enough for about
10000 words has made his appearance.
His daily stint is the amount of ink in
his pen. and when that Is exhausted
he stops: the author who has lost three
months work by the breaking of a
monograph. into which he had dictated
novel. has also come into publicity,
and people feel as sorry for him as did
the gay Frenchmen of hundred and
ATTY years ago for the poet who lost a
collection of blank rhymes. The au-
thor who keeps phonograph by his
bedside, in order not TO lose the bril-
liant ideas that come TO him In the 81
lent watches of the night, and the mag
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-11-11
Erance,. Consumption OF Alcohol.

A learned professor at Geneva, Swift
zerland. states that France drinks
more alcohol annually than any other
nation In Europe. His calculation Is
based on the percentage Of alcoholic
liouors consumed. According to this
standard each person In France drinks
thirteen quarts of alcohol in many
more quarts of wines, beers, etc, IN
the course OF year.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-11-11

In French churchyard is monu-
ment bearing an inscription Of which
the following is translation: Here
lies Jean Pinto, the Spanish vocalist.
When he reached heaven, he united his
voice with the voices of the archangels.
As soon as he heard him the Deity cried,
keep quiet, all you fellows, and let us
hear alone the illustrious singer. Jean
piutn -
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-11-11

anime editor who. from his residence,
dictates a lengthy and learned article
through the telephone TO a shorthand
writer at his office are all with US. for
the authors are evidently not the kind
Of people TO lag behind the age In which
they live.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-11-11
IT'S NOT EXPENSIVE.

It's the quality that's high in TEA GARDES
DRIps ToBOGGAN MAPLE SYRUP ana rEl i lSAs
vnocers in cans only S@Money.refuuded II goods
are not SO tisfactory Don't accept an lmltatlSn
See thatIthe manufacturers name Is h'no
e'"pAe THE Pacific COAST SYRUP co
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-11-11
Nnvelist,s Best EFFORT.

Novelist-Do you like tennis?
The old lady gives perfunctory an
swer.
Novelist-The only tennis l like is
Tennyson. Woman.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-11-11
WAKE Up.

Yes, wake up to the danger which threatens
or weak Don't you know that If you fail to
impel them to action, Brghts disease or
diabetes awaits you2 Use Hostetter's stomach
Bitters without delay. 1t has most beneficial
effect upon the kidneys when sluggish, and
upon the bowels, liver, stomach and nervous
system.
smith-It's all bcsh about knowledge being
power Jones Why is II? SMITH know a
man that owes me money, and can't collect a
cent of il.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-11-11
Hairs Family Pills are the best.

We call attention to our readers that tn n "a
ciac Coast Jockey Club will begin its Winter
season Of Running Races at lngleside Track on on
November list Those visiting San FIaneisSo
who desire to be entertained can hnu am ny
amusement at this beautiful resort Inc
grounds and buildings have been greatly I'm
proved and are equal, II not superior, to any III
fhe limited States
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-11-11
HOw's THIsP

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward
for any case of Catarrh hat cannot be cured
by Halls Catarrh Cure.
FL. CHENEY n CO., Toledo, q.
We, the undersigned, have known r. j.
Cheney for the last Is years, and believe
him perfectly honorable in all business
transactions and financially able to carry
out any obligations made by their firm,
WEsr & TRUAx, Wholesale Druggists
Toledo o.
WALD1NG, KINEAN x MARVIN,
wholesale Druggists, Toledo, "
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally
acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system. Testimonials sent
free. Price 75c. pei bottle. Sold by al
Druggists.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-11-11

A single poppy plant has been known
to produce 80, 600 seeds.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-11-11
TO WOMEN FROM


al have suffered with womb trouble
over fifteen years Ihad Inflammation,
enlargement, and displacement Of the
womb.
"The doctor wanted me to take treat
ments, but had just begun taking
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-11-11

II woman sincerely loves man II
never worries her conscience to steal
tobacco for him,
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-11-11

Laughing cheerfulness throws sun
light on all the paths of life. Richter.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-11-11

Piso's Cure for Consumption IS the pest
of all cough cures. : George W. ho'H
Eabueher, La, August rs, 1890
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-11-11

Tue Contrary sex.-Parson Johnson-So uls
aittie chile am a gal 10 de udder one petoig
zoe do contrary sex? Mrs. Jackson-fa lse phan'
son OATS q gal, too.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-11-11

There is q lie going around about an
old-fashioned child that was not noisy,
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-11-11

Mrs. Pinkham'si
Compound, and
my husband
said / had -
better wait O.
andseeh how -
much good a.
that would -
do me. ! =
was so sick
when l began
with her nedi-
cine, I could
hardly be on m,
feet. / had tn,
backache con-
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-11-11
oo1rMsUs sUGGY co.

Try schilllns's Best tea and baking powder
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1897-11-11

The Reason.
She-Woman mind is cleaner than
that of man.
He-Certainly. She changes it often
err. -Indianapolis Journal,
The daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1892-1897, 1897-05-05

THE days when birch
switches grew behind every
scboolmaster's desk, when edu
cation, theagh not exactly
compulsory. was enforced, as
well as instiIled. into pupils,
are indeed numbered with the
past. The schoolmaster of to-
day who ventures TO apply cas-
>tlgation as an aid to the &C
guirement Of knowledge by his
pupils generally finds himself
brought up in the Justices
court on a charge of assault.
And then, if be be fined, Young
America is repaid for the in
dignity offered to his "corpus"
and the offending schoolmaster
wishes he were able to pay an
other fine for the same 0ffsnse.
The daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1892-1897, 1897-05-05

BAfLEY's refusal to wear a
dress suit places him next in
the category of eranks to
"Sockless'' Simpson. Like the
Kansas nan, Bailey has plenty
of good gray matter stored
away in his eranium, but he is
evidently painfully conscious
OF his own personality, when be
cannot conform to such sim
pie custom, because unused to
it. True, it is very unimport
ant whether a man wear a dress
suit or not, but it is better TO
conform to such harmless Gus
toms. than 10 make ones self
eonspicious By refusing to do
so. The "effete east" has
doubtless enjoyed many a
ehuckle over the raw young
congressman from the wiias Of
Texas, who never wore and will
sei wear . drsss coal.
The daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1892-1897, 1897-05-05

If THE expectation of gold
continues at the rate of the
past week, the new administra
ton will soon be confronted
with depleted gold reserve.
Il will be interesting to demo
Gratis, should such a eoDtingen
ey arise. TO see just what Pres
ident Mckinley will do about
it.
The daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1892-1897, 1897-05-05
DON'T TOBACCO SPIT OR SMOKE
YOUR LIFE AWAY.

If You want to quit tobacco aesiDg
easily and forever. be made well
strong, magnetic. full of new life and
vigor. takes No-To-Bac, the wonder
worker that makes weak men strong.
Many gain ten pounds in ten days
Over 100000 cured Buy NO-To-Bac
from your own druggist, who will
guarantee cure soc. or Si.00. Booklet
and sample mailed free. Address: Ster-
ing Remedy Co, Chicago or New
York.
The daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1892-1897, 1897-05-05

Bill authorizing Sale of Land
On st. Jossp.l's Island
Killed.

Austin, Texas. April 30
The Governor this evening sent
to the Legislature another veto
message. The bill Knocked
out affected more particularly
the settlers on st. Joseph's
Island, for whose benefit it was
passed by the two Houses
through The efforts of Mr.. Tur
ner of Naeces.
The following is the message
in full:
Executive Office. April 80,
1870 the House of RE
representatives.: House bill No.
300 is herewith returned with
out approval.
"In substance it is an act for
the sale of public lands In
quantities of FIVE acres or less,
situated on islands IN the State,
to actual settlers VIII have set
tied and placed valuable i'm.
provements on the land prior to
the 1st. day of January, 1895,
aud authorizes the Comussion
er OF the Ge1ssffai Land Office to
sell sXch land to said settlers
at such price per acre as my be
fixed by him; provided, the
same shall not be sold for less
than its reasonable market
value, to be determined by the
commissioner.
"Since the days of the Re-
public it has been the general
policy of the people of Texas
TO reserve the lands Of the.State
for sale or location, and With
out reference to whether this
policy shall he further depart
ed from the bill cannot be ap-
proved because it is in violation
of the constitution. BY section
3, article 7, of the constitution,
one half of the public domain
is made a part of the free
school fund Of The State, and
by section 4 of The same article
it is expressly provided that
the lands constituting that fund
shall be sold on such terms as
may be prescribed by law
which is not complied with by
leaving the price of the lands
to the Judgment and discretion
of the Commissioner of the
General Land Office. This leg
islative power cannot he dele
gated to the commissioner. The
act is also Objectionable because
if the price of the land had
been specified no provision has
been make to give the school
fund its share of the purchase
money. e., H. & S. A. Ry. Co.
vs.. State. II Tex. 1862.
&c. A. CULBERSON."
The daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1892-1897, 1897-05-05

THE house, after wrestling
for a day and night over it,
has passed the Wayland fee
bill, having amended it so as
TO exempt the sheriffs. It has
now to work it's way through
the senate, and if the sheriffs
have as strong a pull in that
branch as they have in the
house, they may succees in
getting The amendment adon,
ed.
The daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1892-1897, 1897-05-05

Freddie Gebhardt has pur-
chased lot on Seventy ninth
street, near Fifth avenue, l'ew
York, for 100000, and will
bnild on it a 100000 residence.
The daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1892-1897, 1897-05-05

The action of Rev. Herman
J. Hellstern of Milwaukee in
sning Archbishop Katzer of
Milwaukee for. Islander is almost
unprecedented in the history OF
Catholic church.
The daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1892-1897, 1897-05-05
FOR OVER FIFTY YEARS

Mrs. WNsLow Soothing SYRUP has
been used for over fifty years by
millions of mothers for their child
ren while teething, with perfect sue
cess 1t soothes the child, softens
the gums, aIlays all pain, cures wind
collie, and is the best remedy for
Diarrhea- 1t will relieve the poor
little sufferer immediately. Sold BY
Druggists in every part of the world.
Twenty-Five cents bottle. Be sure
and ask for Mrs. Winslow's Sootl.-
ing Syrup, and take no other kind
The daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1892-1897, 1897-05-05

IZAT for The Greeks means
~ closer welding of the Turk
ish yoke upon the rieck of
Christian Crete, the triumph,
virtually, OF fanatic Mahom-
mechanism over Christioniiy
Such a result will only eneour-
age the Turks to continue their
bloody massacres ofinoffensive
men, women and children. Yet
the so called Christian powers
of Europe are doing all they
can TO bring about the defeat
of Greece. What a delasion
was that under which laborel
she man who said that the
crescent of Mohammeaanism
was gradually waning before
the cross of Christianity.
The daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1892-1897, 1897-05-05
WHOLESALE
EMBEZZLEMENT
Hassan Pasha Stole 100000
Marks Every Year.
Special by Gable.

Berlin, May 1-(Copyrigbt.
New York Journal )-Ihe Ger
man naval officer, Admiral Won
Hofe. who undertook the reor
ganization of the Turkish Navy
recently discovered that Has
san Pasha. now and for many
years Minister of Marine. an
nually embezzled from thirty
to forty million marks. Won
Hofe made a report to the Sui
tan, explaining that a fearful
disaster would be the conse-
quence if the Turkish navy,
which was then in the worst
possible state, should try to
fight the Greek warsmps. Won
Hole then rendered his Tesigna-
ton.
Finally the Sultan ordered an
investigation. and is now full
of regreat and quite overcome
at not listening to the advice of
his German subordinate.
The daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1892-1897, 1897-05-05
FeECEEE.ED BT
p. 3 2 & r E o A,
o. C+a,-,o-
On evelY Steamer

Fresh California evaporatsd fruits
prunes, inince meat, pigs feet, sour
kraut, preserves jellies, Spanish olives
in kegs, pickles, roasted peanuts, cItron,
currants, dates, raisins, a fine assortment
of candies. extracts, Scotch bacalao.
fresh grated cocoanut, cocoanu.s, hne
crackers, fresh fruits and new California
pears, peaches, apricots, etc, in heavy
syrup.
VIII receive by next steamer Gran
berries, peach and apricot Jelly, ETC.,
VIII keep on hand a fresh line Of
roceries, at lowest price. Also fue fur
niture.. Give me call.
A. P. BARREDA
The daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1892-1897, 1897-05-05
WEDNESDAY NAY, 5. 1897.

Gov. CULBERsoN occupies
considerable space in the state
papers just now, with his cleo
ton proclamation.
The daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1892-1897, 1897-05-05
ThIs . Your opportunfty.

This Is Your Opportunity.
On receipt OF ten cents, eash or stamps,
q generous. sample VIII be mailed OF the
most popular Ga.a-rh and Hay Fever Cure
fEiy's Cream Balm sufficient TO Demon
strate the great merits Of the remedy.
ELY BR0THE9S,
Sc Warren St, New York City.
Rev John Red. d.. OF Grea. Falls, Mont,
recommended Eiy's Cream Baim 10 ~ 7
can emphasize his statement, ct Is q posi-
tive cure for catarrh If used as directed -
Rev. Francis ". Poole, Pastor Central Pres.
Church, Helena, Mont.
Ely's Cream Balra IS the acknowledged
cure for catarrh and contains nc -,
zos asy iaiSszicsss 6rae, Prise 81
The daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1892-1897, 1897-05-05
A HOUSEHOLD NECESSITY.

Cascarets Candy Cathartic, the most
wonderful medical discovery of the
age. pleasant and r freshing to the
taste. acting gently and positively on
kidneys, liver and bowels, cleansing
the entire system, dispel colds. cure
headache, fever, habitual constipation
and billiousaess. Please buy ard Try a
box OF c. G. c. today; 10, %. 80 cents.
Sold and guaranteed to cure by all
druggists.
The daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1892-1897, 1897-05-05

Hysteria and loss of memory
were Miss Ellen Terry's chief
Affections in the illness from
which she IS happily recover
ing. Comulete rest in q quiet
country place bas been the
principal agent in her cure.
Or. Pncfs Cream Baking Powder
WeEld's Fair slightest Award.