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Heller hair Is like sunshinel She
Ye-es: It's brighter some days than
others.-Puck.
Shell can sympathize with you. l
was married once myself. He-But you
weren't married to woman.--Tid-
Bits.
She Coming up suddenlyl-Where
did that wave goG He coughing and
strangllng)--I swallowed it.-Dublin
World.
Melicent--Aren't bicycle lamps an
noying? Miriam (yexatlouslyl-Yes
mine goes out every time run into
anybody!-Puck.
Dora-He said there was one thing
about me he didn't like. Cora--What
was that? Dora-Another mans arm.
Detroit Free Press.
Nevada Justice (solemnly)-I now
pronounce you husband and wife
shake hands--take your corners-and
may the best man win!-Puck.
''Now, they speak of her as an up-to-
date girl What do you understand by
that?" "My boy, girl that Is up to
date is up to anything"
Fllm--I see where Boston is going to
spend over $l,00000o on those pneu-
matte tubes. Flam--That's a lot OF
money to blow in. Boston Post,
'"The world owes every man n liv-
ing" "Yes, and we don't get It col
! lected until we have almost learned to
do without Chicago Record.
would you consider It proper to pre-
cede the father of your sweetheart
down stalrs?" 1T may be proper, but
/ II isn't always safe."-Yale Record.
80, Dorothy Is not going TO marry
Mr.. Scrymser?" mo; she kept talking
to him about books he hadn't read, and
he got rritated and broke the engage
ment."--Puck.
The Footpad--Only dollar and
quarter? Come, where's the rest OF yel
money? Mr.. Isaacs-Mein frendt, III
In real esdate undt It's in my vife''
name.-Puck.
There are six necessities, you know
for a happy marriage" What ar
theyT First. good husband" "Ant
the othersg '"The other five are mon
ey"-La Caricature.
''Do you think, Harry, you could In
duce one or two boys to come 10 sun
day school?" II could bring one h
replied; "de udder fellers in our allie
kin lick me- dublin World.
How is It that Wilson comes to tn
club every night now? 1t used to b
that we couldn't get him here once
month" "Oh, he married last fall an
settled down."-Detrolt Free Press.
"Theaters ought TO be seated wit
; the women all on one side, and the me
on the other" why" 80 that whe
men go out between the acts they ca
tramp on each others toes. ."--Detro
Free Press.
Wiggs--The doctor told Browns wifi
to give him whisky II he had anothe
attack OF the fever and ague. Wages
= Has he had relapse? Wigs Wei
he's been shaking for the drinks all III
afternoon. Evening Journal.
"Your wife has such liqrid voice
said Mr. Fosdick to Mr.. Tiff. "Ye
J; that's pretty good name for It," r.
! piled Mr.. Tiff. Mr.. Fosdick looked u
inquiringly, and Mr.. TIT added: T"
$ never dries up, you know."-Harper
: Bazaar.
Artle-Darling, you have no idea no
. anxious was while you were comir
}; down the rope ladder. ] was so afra
you had not fastened 1t secure
Q above. Susie--You needn't have bee
alarmed, dear. Papa tied the knot &
ue.-Detroit Free Press.
Walker Home--I think | will get
Job wild one O. desc concerns VIII
= makes amat'ur photygraf outfits Ode
Gus oliver-W What? An go to worl
, Walker Work. Nav! All
= have to tackle will be to do de res
I an dat will JUS suit me.-Detroit FIR