New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1897-06-23
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The famous gunmaker, Krupp, has
doubled his capacity for turning out
guns. All Europe seems determined to
| have peace even if they have to fight for
it. Chicago Inter Ocean.
After mau discovers how little he
knows he begins to suspect that posi-
bly, others do not know as much as they
pretend. Atkinson Globe.
It is one Of the strange things of this
world that every now and then girl
will give up a $15 salary to get $40
husband. Somerville Journal.
An editor, observing that '.the census
embraces 17,000,000 women asks rap
turously: "Who wouldn't be census?''
London lid Bits.
Those who were kicking about the
cool weather a week ago are now kick.
ing the cover off at night. Kansas City
Journal.
Professor Braintank- Newton was
great philosopher. By observing the
mere fall of an apple he discovered the
law ofgravity.
Smithers That's nothing. By simply
biting an apple Eve discovered the
gravity of law.-New York Journal.
Senator Silver-Does the gentleman
mean to say that lie?
Senator Fence-The gentleman has
too much regard for the courtesies of
the chamber to utter the sentiment so
aptly expressed by his learned friend
Philadelphia North American.
We are waiting for some patent medi-
cine promoter to publish the photo of
Abdul Hamid, with an autograph re-
commentator of the medicine as a
nerve-restorer. Whatever it was Alb,
old boy, took, it seems to have made
him a hustling convalescent.-Omaha
World Herald. :
Il have noticed" said the Cornfed
Philosopher In my long and useful life
of observation, that the snappy young
girl usually becomes the snappish wo-
man. Indianapolis journal.
care men marrying less?'' asks a Bos-
ton Contemporary. Some of them are.
The late Shah of Persia had 1900 wives,
but his successor has only sixty.-Louis-
Vile Courier Journal.
Let Minneapolis make the national
-four for this country and she doesn't
care who selects the national floral en-
blem.-Boston Globe.
Young Mrs. Torkins dropped her news
paper, in which she was reading reports
Of Broker Chapman's daily prison life.
"Charley, DEAR" she said, II 10 hope
you will never do anything to get into
jail"
"What put that into your head?"
IL was just thinking that if you ever
do happen to 60 to Jail it will be dread
fully hard for you to be satisfied with
home cooking afterward." Washington
Star.
There is no such thing as idle cu-iosi-
ty. It is always busy.-Ph philadelphia
Record.
In spite of the fact that the city edi-
tor usually gets good salary, he IS for
ever making an assignment Somer-
vile Journal.
You can never tell what man will do
in horse trade by the length of his
prayers on Sundny. Rams Horn.
ssNo," unused the old man sadly; tiny
life has not been spent as we'll as it
might have been and stilp he was APP
parently calling to mind his better deeds
II have done much toward elevating
my fellow men, A faint smile illu-
mined the countenance of the retired
boi]ermaker. Puck.
That Kansas City woman who de-
clarea her intention a short time ago to
cross the ocean for the purpose Of put
ting flower on the grave Of. Adam, be-
cause he was one man who followed his
wife's advice, should reflect before it be
too late that if Adam hadn't done SO he
might have had no grave to decorate.
Kansas City Times.
A short time ago an old lady went on
board Of Nelson's flagship, the Veto, J.
The different objects Of interest were
duly shown her, and on reaching the
=spot where the great naval hero was
wounded (which is marked by g raised
brass plate the officer remarked
Here. Nelson fell. Z
And nc. wonder exclaimed the Ole
| lady 81 nearly fell there myself. 3
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