Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1897-05-13

There a man in Tennessee who Is
very much soured on his bad luck. He
accidentally shot dog, and in trying
to explain to the owner how it occurred
accidentally shot him In further ef-
fort of Illustration he accidentally shot
the coroner, and is now out on bail try
ing to find somebody to whom he may
explain the latter occurrence.
Perhaps it may be disappointment
to many good people to learn that the
multiscopic pictures of the FitzsiIn-
mons Corbett fight at Carson are not
failures, as has been extensively re
ported 1t is thought the report of
their being ruined was sent out TO pre-
vent adverse laws pending in several
Legislatures So the kinetoscope show
Of the 14round fight will probably
start on its rounds after all 1t took
II 900 different pictures to show con
tinuously the details of the big scrap
HOODS PILLS euro Liver iiIn, Bill
iousness, Indigestion, headache.
Easy TO take, easy to operate. 2oc.
Some Of the heirs of Sir Francis
Drake, the famous mariner, recently
held a meeting in New Castle Pa, to
take measures to secure their claims to
his estate. The estate il said TO be now
worth $500, 600, 900 in bonds and money.
This seems like quite bit Of property
to be lying and waiting for its proper
owners. In fact it isn't every man that
can gather in two hundred million dol
lars and at the same time get as much
fun out Of life as did the great circum-
navigator But it must not be forgot
ten that the Admiral was a hustler,
and may have picked up great many
snaps while sailing around the world.
Besides the property has been increas-
ing in value ever since the days Of
Queen Elizabeth. The estate is appar-
emily doing so well that it seems like
poor policy for the heirs to disturb it.
There are 275 Of these Drake heirs sew
eral Of them residing in Lawrence and
Mercer counties.
For that tired feeling Hoods Sarsa
parilla has no equal IL invigorates the
whole body.
A calf problem Is having n run that
is as much brain puzzler as the per
centage problem. A man pastured n
calf for neighbor until the bill
amounted 10 about the price Of the
calf The owner called one day and
, asked. Well what about the calfY''
II have been thinking about it." was
the reply, 'and have concluned that If
you would let me have the calf we
would call it square. The owner
studied over the matter a few minutes
and said. No, ! wont do that, but III
tell you what ! will do; if you will
keep the calf two weeks more you can
have it
DIPHTHERIA-N times in ten a
physician will not be needed II Arm
strong's Diphthcria and Quinsy Drops
are used as soon as soreness is felt in the
throat.
A tailor in Philadelphia IA 100 years
old. and one Of the papers there refers
TO him "a case Of ''the survival Of the
fttist Pretty good for Philadelphia
Up in Warren the Presbyterians aE1
80 pleased with their new church build
ing that they have taken TO holding
sunrise meetings in IT,
RHEUMATISM Many cases treated
with other remedies, have been cured
with Afmstrongs 81 cure U." n reaches
pain. cures pains, bruises, crampcoiic,
cholera-morbus. etc,
George you1l have to send some.
body TO fix the washboiler Jane came
home late last night and went into the
kitchen in the dark and fell down the
cellar stairs with the boiler and two
lengths Of stoyepipe.
THAT accounts for IL. >"
Accounts for what2'
Accounts for my dreaming / was ut
n Wagner opera.