The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1897-03-25
THAT WILEY WILDLY.

, The Joys of Tobogganing With Little Miss
Fannie In the Country-"Say, Honest,
You'd Never Get Tired.-A Plot That
Proves Very Successful One.
Say, honest, you'd never get tired. De
bull pup is not a marker by de side of de
fun we had wild his whiskers when we had
de toboggen sliding at our place down in
de country. You know little Miss Fannies
Well, dat kid wouldn't let nobody take her
down de slide except me, SO dat kept me
out dere wild de folks all dc time dey were
sliding, and dat was nearly all de time
while do snow lasted. Mr.. Paul said 1t
would have lasted longer only for his
whiskers, who is SO warm. But you'd
never get tired. Remember de wildly
was telling you about-de wiley wildly
what tried t. play bluff and break into
de family tru de church, wild his whiskers
t. tip de parson? Well, Miss Fannie was
dead sore on dat gaIpe cause she wasn't
looking for no stepmddder only five years
olderalan herself, and de wildly was terri
BILE shy on invitations t. visit our place,
until she got engaged t. marry anoddes
mug. Den she got invitations again, and
everything was lovely.
W., 10y 40 10Y :: - iulny u ns apouc wiuuys.
W.. $50 ICY 40 onsaeeu 10 married, dey Is
Ia % ss,s % WIZ uoy isn =. De DUCHESS
-. .oia "o uaO uaU was because oey mas been
80. 49, uo sanle oeio,e anu oon see no use ID
; Taomrna u aos uele nanus anu sSop pay
s,5 u s solue o n mas oS'iieo en- oey
=, NY tuis - nno us,o ~ que was going
val, uao - was ,.a oniy plun' anG oen
10y "uuiu ieei iino ilan VINO soeps oul
=. q la,. anu lhuksuao II heo Drawn
1e'ras no u hau Iour aces. bu6 oat's only
uo uuol,o'S o.aiAins. one ua1 sUucK on
tn poAoi siio Siies lnaAe eoeryC ing IN ZIG
LII ,,mI ~ wv ue game. DuC l oon,o sec
noO l i oe'ween ue two wnao Is ailke, ex'
o1p. uas IA POKER anu ne oe mug VINO 10
alway : AioAins a1 MS LUCE 1sn very snl1ty
o. nie JOY, wna.e'eT ~ y. DuC, say, yea
no'el seo 'ieu. 70 "iooy was elslGing
~ aau uls WIS. mnlsAols w.as 81 Aiooenlsh !
Munuer no oiuh 'irinA 1nilA instead OF
"1 M;as a anu waI Ter ..-o, .
MISS 'annle WASH WORRIED because de
mug ue Wlaay IS engaged gee hltched
W mas money ior clnders' ana you couldnt
oieaaA ner away from ue conUrac1 wa dyna.
inioe. % sue !'iso ulon 40 mourning q
queer oe Wlaay lroln having all de run she
was ,ooAlng ior.
AL ue ioiAs anu oe W1noy, ana me, wiz
n.1ie MISS nannie, ana ae duchess T. look
a,.er MISS Fannies cloaKs ana tlngs, was
al olp Oh ue sliue ue ooder day, wld de
lneh lrolh US se'aoles 1'ieOcn up de tobog.
eens from oe po.ooln Oh oe siloe. say, you'd
neve, geo .feo II you see de way dc coach
man klo YOU'D klck when IA give him
my sea ana tell MIN take 1t up, like
Vas, Vas one Oh ae sWells. But, honest, l had
iIo'io MISS rahhle . look aI6er, ana shes
niolo "olry uah any one else on Top OF oe
ear0' anu couion'1 iook aIter anything
eisg
wen, oere was Dig snoWarl1t de size oil
nouse ono sue Oh oe sllde' !ust arter you
,ii.ue ue olg Jump IN us middle, ana you
naa IL. soeeT mighty shlrty as you'd go Into
ne ur,lS, was ae Doss OF de road, cause
oou.u eueer ue oeso' Wha1 was oe reason
MISS ANNE let me Jake charge OF de llGta
one ! coppea u rlg2t DAT his whiskerA
VINO was taxing oe "saoy down via MIN
every trlp' Always 1olieyed me down,
oause I oouiu sIeer al1es me ana make
t soou ~ was oat seD me oAnk1ng, ana one
" .,ine. ml5n we started GOVT, Ooid de III
wy ono .oiu on ino '1SnC, cause was
gong give her q nice ourn over atter de
!uulP. Srlo "auo uac wouio pe ereat-ano
~ W Wan, -noness' you heye , geI eireo.
=. "1i.' away we "onv' fanu' iAe ne Always
came to de lump i give a twist and we