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The Portland daily press., 1897-01-27

Ths Treasurer reports that during the
past year 1865 has been raised for the
new building fund. The following off
GERS nave been chosen for the ensuing
year:
President-Mrs. K. /. Hall.
First Vice President-Mrs. e. R. Pay
son.
Second vics PresidenU-Mrs. VIM
Burnham.
Third Vice Pres1dent-Ars. j. j
Pooler.
Treasurer M. Quits.
The Portland daily press., 1897-01-27
THE PRESS.
.Mrs. winslow,s sooth,n. syrap'

Has been used over Fifty Years by millions OF
mothers for their children while Teething
with perfect success. It soothes the child,
softens the gums, allays Pain, cures Wind
Collie, regulates the bowels, and is tho best
remedy for Diarrhoea whether arising from
teething or other causes. For sale by Drug
gists in every part of the world. Be sure and
ask for Mrs Winslow's Soothing Syrup % cts
a bottle.
The Portland daily press., 1897-01-27

froet bites as Salvation on. It effects a
speedy and pcrmansnt cure. 90 cents.
The Portland daily press., 1897-01-27
Anneu..r Rusch-Brswing ASSN.

recommends the use Of the greatest OF
all tones, MALT Nutrine," and guaran-
tees The merit claimed for it. For sale
by all druggists.
The Portland daily press., 1897-01-27

AT shall also offer all Chldrens and Misses Coaks
many Of our Fur Garments one-haIf price or less.
The Portland daily press., 1897-01-27

there is choice these we'll as everything
else We advise you you really Today
early the day 8g lr
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1897-08-06
Baltimore and Ohio Railroad.
Schedule in ERact Now n 1900

For Chicago and Northwest, Mt. Royal Sta
ton, 40, lois A; NJ; GAP P. NJ. daily: Cam
den Station, 900, 1915 A. NJ. 700 p NJ
For Cincinnati, ST. Louis and Louisville. Mt.
Royal Station. lois A. NJ. 2.2i P. NJ, 952 r.
NJ daily; Camden Station, 1O.45 y. NJ, 2.40
p. NJ, 10.1OP p. VI.
For Pittsburgh and Cleveland, Mt. Royal
Station, $40 A. NJ. daily, az p. NJ. except
sunday. Camden Station, 900 A. NJ. and . 30
=. NJ, daily.
For Columbus, Toledo and Detroit, Mt. Row
al Station, 952 2. NJ. Camden Station, 1910
For New Orleans. Memphis, Birmingham,
Chattanooga, Knoxville, Bristol and Roanoke,
Mt. Royal Station, 9.52, daily. Camden st :
ton, 1910 z. NJ. daily. Sleeping Car, Bati-
more to New Orleans and Washington to Mem
phis.
For I.uray, Mt. Royal Station. 2.24 P NJ,
daily: Camden station, 2.4o ?. NJ, daily.
xI23S, x2.2I, x3.32, x5.3s, x6.42, MAJ.
X9.52. x101S P NJ. Sundays, x6.00, xs.45,
xIo1s, A, NJ, x2.24, xa.32, x6.42, x9.52
Camden station, week days, 500, x615,
Ks %: 6;3o, 20, Xs.OO, S.35. x9.uu, xIu. 80,
xloA5 a. M. 1910, X125o, x2.4o, $50,
II 80 p. NJ. sunday, x6.25, 635, s.;35. x9OO,
xlO.3o. x1o:45 a. NJ. los, x2.4O. Gas. 45
For Annapolis, Mt. Royal Station, $40 A.
N. daily, 12.$S P. NJ; Ex; sunday. Camden
|. ~ T..
On Sunday, 500 a. NJ. and sos Z. NJ.
RoyRI zine Line for New York and
Philadelphia.
ALI trains illuminated with Pintsch light
LEAVE CAMDEN STATION.
Leave Mt. Royal Station seven minutes later
For New York, Boston and the East,
week days, G.55 Dining Carr $50. Q050
Dining Carr A. NJ: 1880. u.45 Dining Car
ing Cur from Mt Royal Station. open for pas
stngers 1000 Z. Nj sundays, 400. $50 hin
ing Carr \. NJ, do Dining Carr %4S, GEO
Dining Car p. NJ. Q.l5 night. Sleeping Car
from Mt. Royal Station, open for pass engei.,
1000 p. NJ
For Atlantic City, 1850 A. NJ, 1850, Lbs
p. NJ. sundays, 10 =. NJ.
For Philadelphia, Newark. Wilmington and
Chester. week DAYS. t1.51 Dining Carr $50,
1850 stopping at Wilmington only. Dining
Wilmington uniyj 3 Is, 600 Dining Carr 900
=. NJ. Is night. sundays t7.55 AMI $50,
Dining Carr A. NJ. Lao Dining Cn.) ;I.Is, 600
Dining Car, 900 p. NJ. 1.l5 night.
For local stations on Philadelphia Division
week days, 500 a. NJ, 300, sos F. NJ. sun
days, $50 y. NJ, 5.05 p. N.
LEAVE CAMDEN STATION.
For Frederick, 7.30 A. NJ, 1.2o, 4.3O ana
NJ.
For Winchester, +7.3o, +1o45 a, NJ, +l.aoP.
n.
FOR Hagerstown, 1900 \. NJ, tl1O, a sop.
For Mt. Airy and Way Stations, week days,
7.30 a. NJ, 20 4.3O, 5.25, $50, lilo p. VI.
Sundays. 9.35 a. NJ. o.2o. 6 30. lilo M
For tllicott City, week days. $40. 80.
II 90 A. NJ. 1.20. $50, 40, 5 %, $50, 10
=. NJ. Sundays, 9.35 A. NJ, 5.25, $50, 10
For Curtis Bay, week days, IS, A. NJ
Leave Curtis Bay, week days, sos p, NJ.
Except Sunday, SUNDAY only, +Daily.
Express train,
Baggage called for and checked fr I'm hotels
and residences by Union Transfer CO. on or
Gers left at Ticket Offices, n, w. Cor. Calvert
and Baltimore SITS. $50 S. Broadway Mt Roy
81 Station or Camden Station.
w. NJ GREENE, Gen. Manager.
d. B. MARTIN, Mgr. Pass. Traffic.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1897-08-06
SUNDAY TRAINS.

Sunday trains leave Baltimore for Delta and
intermediate stations at $50 y. NJ. and 4. On
L. NJ, stopping at Bel Air at l A NJ. and 3. 80
p ". They will leave Cardiff for Baltimore
and intermediate stations at 6.55 \. NJ. ana
$50 p. NJ. stopping at Bel Air at T.55 A. NJ.
and 4 80 p. NJ An additional train will leave
bel Air for Baltimore and intermediate STU
tious ut $40 y. NJ, and Baltimore for BIOL Air
ut g. 30 Z. NJ :, arriving at Bel Air at p. NJ.
and Baltimore $50 ?. NJ.
j. II. KIINEFELTER, Gen. Pass. AIT.
w. A. MOORE, GenH Manager.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1897-08-06
THEY WERE FOOLED.

1t was one of those nights when the
idea of existence OF Il place Of future
punishment shines forth with Il lurid
significance.
There comes old Puggs," said one;
''if he asks is it hot enough for YOU
I'll throw him off the porch
Old Puggs painted loudly as he
mounted the steps.
How are you, boys?' he said cheer
fully. lis it
No, by CAD, shouted one.
Not on your life, yelled another.
Il wish it were ten times as hot and
you were doomed TO lie in The sun
without any clothes on at all, y howled
third.
We'll" said Puggs in surprise, Il
was only going to say 1T is time for a
drink all around on me- because I'm
internally thirsty, but as the senti-
ment of the assembly seems to be SO
unanimously against it I'll just &c
and have it by myself" and he dis
appeared indoors while the rest turned
their backs on each other and looked
lonesome
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1897-08-06
GLOW to Cure All skin Diseases

Simply apply "Swayne's Ointment" No IN
ternal medicine required. Cures letter, eczema
itch, eryspeas, all unsightly eruptiOns on thu
face, hands and nesc, etc, leaving the skin
clear, white and healthy. Its great healing anC
curative powers are possessed by no other rem
ment.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1897-08-06
NOT TO BE THRILLED WITH.

No one has more solemn time in the
world than the professional maker OF
Jokes. One such man tells how the
"humorist's wife" called away her
little boy from his papa's door
''Yon must not trouble your papa
just now, dear" she said: "in his
present mood he is not TO be trifled
with"
What is he doing, mammal
He is writing things to make peo
pie laugh, and he's awfully cross"
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1897-08-06
CLEVER WORKING OFTHERURAL
MIND.

Sally-''How I'd like to be one OF
them great actresses or singers"
Her Mother-"Oh, dunno. 1t must
be an unhealthy business"
Sslly-"Why, MAJ"
Her Mother-"Don't you allus see
their names in the papers tellin' how
they've been takin' patent medicines
an tonics an sech: -
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1897-08-06
Piles! Piles! Itching Piles,

SYMPToMs-Moisture intense itching and
If allowed to continue tumors FORM which
often bleed and ulcerate, becoming very sore
wayne's Ointment stops the itching and bleed
ing, heals liberation, and in most cases re-
movesth tumors. AT druggists, or by mail
for so cents. DR.. Swayne u Son. Philadelphia
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1897-08-06
500 REWARD.
COMMISSIONERS OFFICE, BEL AIR,

Z 'VMN T0'TVN I4I''7 VI IN,El' I'I'II II II,
y JANUARY 4, 1897.
The County Commissioners of Hartford cuun
ty hereby offer IA reward of one Hundred Dol
lars for the arrest and return to the Hartford
county Jail of Joseph Davis, alias David Hur
witt, who escaped from Jail the night of Satur
day, January I'd, 1897.
by order,
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1897-08-06


woman herself to help herself No one else
can do it, She can help herself il she will.
II Il woman will take proper care Of her
womanly self, If she will use the night rem
rdy for weakness and disease OF the organs
that bear the burdens of maternity, she
will soon be healthy, vigorous and afniable:
She will be able to help baby. Instead of
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A wonderful remedy for weakness and
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sures inherently healthy children. Al
good druggists sell ii. There is nothing
"just the same" or just as good. 4" The
druggist who tells you there is, Is either
mistaken or dishonest.
Mis- Joseph simmons. Of HazelGrce CRAM
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When story writer puts in doctor he Is
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The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1897-08-06

ETrains marked thus run daily.
stops to take on Passengers for Baltimore
Stops to let off passengers
Peninsula express. south, 1890 A. M.-weel
days.
Additional Express trains leave Havre de-
Grace for Baltimore and Washington. on weel
days 1.O7, Las, 5.29 A. M, 6.12, sd, 9I3 2. NJ
On Sunday, LOT, LAG, 5.29. AM, 6.12, 8. l.
| P. NJ.
J. r. WOOD,
,,.-u Gen'l Pass. Agt.
Gan,l Mnuauar
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1897-08-06
TIE EGISAND INTELLIGENCER.
BEL AIR, ND, AUGUST 6, 1897.
SEVEN rIMES THREE IN LOVE.

SEVEN TINES THREE IN Love.
lean I'd out of the window, smelt the white
clover
DARK, dark. was the garden saw not the
gate:
Now. if there be footsteps, he comes, my one
lover
Hush. nightingale, hush! o sweet nightin-
gale, wait
Till listen and hear
II a step draweth near,
For my love he is late.
you night-noths that hover where honey
brlIns over
From sycamore. blossoms, or settle or sleep
y on glow worms, shine out, and the pathway
discover
To him that comes darkling along the rough
steep.
All, my sailor, make haste,
FOR the time runs To waste,
And my love lieth deep
Too deep for swift telling; and yet, my one
lover.
I've COINED thee an answer, it waits thee to
night
By the sycamore passed he, and through the
white clover;
Then all the sweet speech | had fashioned
cook flight;
HUT love him more. more
Than e'er wife loved before,
Re the days dark on bright.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1897-08-06
RAILROAD SCHEDULES.
P, ". & B. R. R. TIME TABLE.
Trims Arrive al and Leave HaVre de
Grace ON and after November 10,
InIlnuS-

Il stops to let of passengers from Balti-
Trains marked thus, run daily.
Express trains for Wilmington PhiladcIphia
ana ew ork leave Havre de Grace at II al,
i.oi, SiS ana 1854 A. NJ, POS, 3. ST and g. y
r. NJ Express trains leave HaVre de Grace
Tor Newark, Wilmington. Chester, Philadelphia,
and principal intermediate stations, at 5. 10
l.o9, 1O.lS \. M, los, 500 and 1877 = NJ. sun
day Trans leave Havre de Grace at I24I Isl
I;33,s.4s, 1851 y. Nj, POS, 3.56, 6.l2, 81
PENINSULA eX., north, 3.4S p. M.-weck DAYS
Leave HaTre de Grace for Port Deposit
6rhnch' 5.2l, S.4S, 1854 AN, 2.OS, ;}.2S and
81 = NJ. Returning leave Port Deposit 64S
So, lO.u4, 1912 A. NJ, anu IL. 40. 3.25 7.3;
and :. so T.. NJ
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1897-08-06

SStnpcEboiders, Additional Liability 100000 90
Total Responsibility ..........s1 ,ooo,ooo w
RONDS ISSUED BANK OFFICERS,
CLERKS,
CONTRACTORS,
AT MODERATE EXECUTORS,
TRUSTEES,
RECEIVERS,
TERMS FOR ADMINISTRATORS,
GUARDIANS, &C., &c
JAMES BOND, President.
JOHN Il. STONE, Sec'y and Treas.
JOHN HUBNER,
JOSHUA HORNER,
Vice Presidents
Counsel.
gw-For rates &c, apply to J. Royston Sitter
Bel Air, Md. ZoAPiy
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1897-08-06
REWARD OF $500!

Office of the County Commissioners. |
Bel Air, Md July 10. 1896.
A REWARD OF FIVE DOLLARS will be
son or persons depositing brush, tin cans or
rubbish of any kind in the water courses, or
along the banks of any of the public roads of
this COUNTY. By order of
jy17 GEO. ]. FINNEY. Clerk.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1897-08-06
Fertilizer Licenses.

Geo. ]. Finney, Clerk to County Commission.
ers, in account with the Fertilizer Law OF
Hartford County:
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1897-08-06
NOTICE.,

On May 9th. 1897, the Board of Control and
Review ordered the Clerk to enter reduction
OF ~ per cent, on all land with valuation
above So an acre, in the entire county. and TO
proceed at once, commencing with the first dis
trict and continue i'll the order rs completed
by the assessors, with the exceptions of quar-
res, railroad lands, telegraph, telephone and
oil pipe lines. lie
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1897-08-06
a GO0D BUSINESS MAN

IN EVERY COUNTY OF MARYLAND TO
MANAGE AGENTS AND ATTEND ALL
CORRESPONDENCE THREE DOLLARS A
DAY. Address +. X. NJ, 25 South Calvert
street, Baltimore, Md. je24
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1897-08-06
SURETY BONDS
OF EVERY KIND
UNITED STATES FIDELITY AND GUARANTY COMPANY.
Home Ofice-S w Cor German and Cal
vert streets, BaIto., Md.
Capital ~2OO,Ou0'O "
Stockholders Liability 5OO,OOO.OO

Total Resources $1,000. 100000
Hon FRANK BROWN, President, Governor
of Maryland from 1892 to 1895: :,
JOHN r. BLAND. First Vice-Pres., and Gen l..
manager Sec'y Merchants and Mfg. Association
from 1880 to 1896.
i KEMP BARTLET J R.. Second Vice-P President.
ALEXANDER PAYsON KNAPP, Secretary.
TOWNSEND SCOTT, Treasurer, Bankers estab-
lished 1882.
GEO w. TRUITT, Superintendent OF Agents
Hon. IsIpOK RAYNER, General Counsel.
MARTIN LEHMAYER, WIN. Is. RAYNER, ASSIST
ants to General Counsel.
Deposited with the Treasurer of the state OF
MARYLAND for security of all Bondholders
500, 10000.
GIVES SECURITY FOR
Executors, Administrators, Trustees, ReceiV-
ers Officers of Banks, Officers of Corporations,
Officers of Lodges and Societies. Contractors;
Clerks. Messengers, Conductors, Motormen ana
ali other employees.
s-Guaruntees the fultillment OF contracts.
WALTER w. PRESTON,
Agent and Attorney for Hartford 20.
25sely
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1897-08-06

Even baby I'M
deTstands that il
is not right that
mother should be
always sickly.
nervous, frctful
and cross. Baby
wonders what is
the matter. Baby
would willingly
help if he could.
u liz u,itH .ha
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1897-08-06

Baggage called for and checked fr I'm hotels
and residences by Union Transfer Co. on or
Gers left at Ticket Offices, n, w. Cor. Calvert
and Baltimore SITS. $50 S. Broadway Mt Roy
81 Station or Camden Station.
w. GREENE, Gen. Manager.
d. b. MARTIN, Mgr. Pass. Traffic.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1897-08-06

For Mt. Airy and Way Stations, week days,
7.30 A. NJ, 20, 43O, 5.25, $50, lilo p. NJ.
Sundays. 9.35 a. NJ. o.2o. 30. lilo z. NJ.
For tllicott City, week days. $40, 30.
HOO A. NJ. 1.20, $50, $50, 5 %, $50, 10
=. ". Sundays, 9.35 A. NJ, 5.25, $50, 10
Pm.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1897-02-27

One of the observers in ths press
gallery has been watching Mr.. Speak
er of late. He reports: Mr.. Reed
takes frequent rests by calling MEM
bers temporarily to the chair. But
yesterday, for instance, was given
over to motions for suspensions of
the rules. He was afraid of what
might come up, so he would not trust
another member with the responsible
tiles of the chair. Hour after hour
of this ceaseless and monotonous
strain wears out even his Titanic
vigor. He becomes worm and abstract
cd. He is often jolly. and shakes
with laughter in the chair. but now he
is severe and formidable. The con-
sulting clerk at his right had has to
tell him what the motion is. The
WEAKNESS of rising to put motions is
telling upon him, and by the time he
brings down his gavel at $50 O'Clock
to declare the house adjourned, he
would be about as dangerous for or
binary approach asa Kansas cyclone
or q Rocky Mountain grizzly.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1897-02-27

The new marriage law in Argentine
provides that every male from the
age of 20 to 30 shall pay It tax until
he marries, and shall pay it once a
month. There is also Il provision to
the effect that young unmarried per-
sons OF either sex who shall. without
sufficient reason, reject the address of
those who may aspire to their hands
and who continue contumaciously I'M
married shall pay 800 riastrcs for the
benefit of the young person, male or
female, who has been so refused.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1897-02-27
feb20n44
All Free.

Those who have used DR.. Kings
New Discovery know its value, and
those who have not. have now the OPP
portunity to try it Free. Call on the
advertised druggist and get a Trial
Bottle, Free. Send your name and
address to H. E. Bucklen & Co.. Chi
cago, and get a sample box of DIR.
Kings New Life Pills Free, as we'll as
a copy of Guide to Health and House
hold Instructor, Free. All OF which
is guaranteed to do you good and cost
you nothing. W. c. Humans drug
store.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1897-02-27

The first president of the United
States hadn't a trace OF the lingo in
his makeup. No man in ali our his
tory has more impressively incalcula-
ted the duty of cultivating peace his
own words with the other countries
of the world. But he was nota preach
er of the doctrine of nOn-resistance.
nor was he a sentimental optimist.
On this, his birthdays we3 quote
briefly from President George Wash
inton's fifth address to The congress.
''The United States he said. ought
not to indulge a persuasion that, con-
trary to the order of human events,
they will forever keep at a distance
those painful appeals to arms with
which the history of every other ma
ton abounds. There is a rank due
to the United States among nations
which will be withheld if not abso-
lutely lost, by the reputation of weak
ness. If we desire to avoid insult.
we must be able to repel it: if we de-
sire to secure peace one of the most
powerful instruments of our rising
prosperity. it must be known that
We are at all times ready for war.
-HartfOrt Curant.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1897-02-27

The n.w ballot law which i before
the Kansas legislature provides that
a petition for a place on the official
ba!jo: must have thu signature, of at
least 2.5000 voters. AT present only
800 signatures are required on such a
petition. This change will have the
effect OF keeping small bodies of re-
formers out of politics.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1897-02-27

Maj John l.. Bittenge" ofSt. Joseph
has been selected as Ministerto Swift
crland to succeed John l.. Prake of
Kansas City, who will resign when
Cleveland turns over to Mckinley.
Major Bittenger is a Filley hatrr and
his appointment is another black eye
Tor De Ole Man.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1897-02-27

The party man VINO works hardest
for his party is seldom rewarded for
his services. The ''noncompoops" of
the party generally slip in and get the
pick of the good things.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1897-02-27

y bill has been passed in the House
and Senate at Jefferson City making
1t the law for all executions to be
made in the Penitentiary instead of at
the place where a criminal is tried.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1897-02-27

Norman y. Motley wants an office
from Encl9 Sam, but Norman \.
Motley will not get What. he wants.
His foretop reaches down too mean
his eyes for him to get anything that
an Intelligent mar can take car, of.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1897-02-27

y newly rich Englishman srut this
order to a bookseller: Il have sixty
feet of shelving. l want ten feet of
poetry, ten feet OF history. ten feet If
science, ten feet of religion. the same
of novels and fill up the rest with any
kird Of books"
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1897-02-27

There is going to be a grand rush
from Southeast Missouri for places
under the Mckinley Administration.
There are more than Il dozen states
men now making an effort to be first
to get to the pie counter.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1897-02-27

The Legislature of Missouri costs
the taxpayers of the State one hun
dred and three dollars a minute for
every day the lawmakers are allowed
by Law to draw their pay.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1897-02-27

Gen. Harrison. at the age OF sixty
six is the father of a brand new
daughter. Age seems to cut no figure
with some men in their efforts to re-
plenish the earth.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1897-02-27

There is one candidate for City
Marshal in this city who parts his
hair in the middle.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1897-02-27

III" N~r~eh"nts' Exchange building
in st. Louis was destroyed by ire
this Wednesday morning. The fire
originated in an elevator.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1897-02-27

The kincardine, Ont, Review is
authority for the following: \ south
ern Manitoba man who moved to
Montana a few years ago started back
a short time since and left the follow
ing farewell on the wall of his Mon
tana shack: -Four miles from a
neighbor, sixteen miles from a post
Office, twenty-five miles from a rail
road. fourteen miles from a school
house. forty-one miles from a church,
$50 miles from timber. 200 miles from
a Canadian. half Il mile from water,
a quarter of a mile from hades, the
same distance from a ~blOod-tAirsty
half breed. God Bless Our Home
Gone back to Manitoba. which is
Gods country. to get a fresh start"
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1897-02-27

Col. Lindsay Murdoch of Marble
Hill, will be an applicant for a posi-
ton under the incoming administra-
ton.