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The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-04-29
Origin OF April Fool.

vorv curious things may be discover
cd by pople who love to mouse among
ia hooks Here is very free transia-
t;on from Parsee record not accesslo ,e
20 many; 1T happened in remo'e
80 when the inhabitants OF a iano
were engaged in sun worship cary on
W. FIRST day of April, that shining
man ma stepped forth from the earth pro,
claiming the purifying uses OF hle' LIZ
u",,nd and counseled all who had dam
al OnnS household stuff, such as broken
ma troughs, tattered curtains col
seenots with holes in them, lame iu at
, n;tpre worthless books and all su1n p
things that might be considereu viz -,
. va, sofrse of life, to make pyre Oh
.hs nlain outside Of the city ana 10 cele
s sno This burning the first day OF ever.
A~r;l after which the ashes mlgn' y
nsed 70 fertilize the ground DO n sn
housebolders began to carry forth. I ~
.ho;r wives did seize on each n,ise,"I -
article. saying: DO not So peno,u orc ~
ms hide it in the attic seven years ni1i ;
IT, NAV come handy Then the aneea :,
' ~ was wroth with human e
1nat would not purify itself by il
And he said, From this day you al" '
cali one another and be caiieo mp
coils ,,-Chicago Post.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-04-29
They Take Pudding
mate

-, has been collecting statistics statistics
A gar, lh.t n" people eat and drink when
as to M Snmcb Counter or soda fountain ;i !;
Men niJ poke because Ecu" Sc we can't get enough
chocolate in things IA Amy chocolate cake,
take chocolate soda ana rnO ice and choc-
chocolate eclairs chocolate Sl;t 20 of the truth
olate bonbons. adm. oe so are lust as
But But their own preferences that a." order I rice
p pudding wi an ordinary n5 ics , oream If
most incredible Ana Ice "na he does-it
man, man eats ice cream- an' ever we noticed
that Nine men s in ten to ask the ,St oontra
and %ara men are just deVo'e'
nv. "--Exchange.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-04-29
Science Of the Mosquito.

There are four truths respecting the
mosquito which modern science has es-
tablished
Flrst.-A mesquite cannot live in air
free from malarial poison. Untainted
air has the same effect on him as a
healthy community on a doctor 1t de-
prives him Of patients, and he must go
to less favored localities to practice his
profession
Second The lymph, which flows
through an automatic valve when it in
serts It's proboscis, contains "a modified
germ Of the malarial fever, and, accord
ing To the we'll settled law of inocula-
ton. the introduction Of the weak germ
renders harmless a subsequent attack by
the strong germ.
Third The mosquito never swallows
human blood. 1t cannot. The fact thai
its body becomes discolored and swell
while probing is caused by the discolora
tion Of the lymph in contact with tn
blood and the muscular effort of insert
ing the probe.
Fourth. A mosquito will never in
sert its lancet in person not suscept'
BILE to an attack of malaria. In this II
spect its sense is more accurate than II
most skilled and experienced pathol'
, gist. This also proves not only its III
erring instinct, but that it never woun'
unnecessarily. Its thrusts are those OF
skilled and human surgeon and eve
more unselfish, for hope of a fee new
quickens him, nor does the maledicti'
q of his patient deter him in the fulh
ment of his duty.
7 Remember, then, that the presence
: mosquito is an infallible sign IL
y malaria is in the air and that you
4 exposed to it, and when you hear II
;. well known but solemn note OF wa
v ing do not treat him as foe' but a
o friend. -Boston Transcript
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-04-29

We are pleased to tell you that VIC
uass everything pertaining to the shoe
makers trade as cheap as ever rom 'ne
no., Quality of leather. Mems boots or
sboes soled for As and so CENTS ladies'
ssoss soled for 50 and 40 cents. we
s.Us q nice assorted stock OF fall ana
winter SHOES, ana our own MAKE eno
hacks, which we will dispose o. at very
- egures. Good work guaranteed
OKER & KEMPPArNEN.
Fifth street, Red Jacket, next to JACOB
Gartner's store.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-04-29

S. Mawrence's store will be SOLO IN
aide of thirty days, a stock OF $5,ooo,
when he must get off the building, 30 call
az once and get your bargains at your
own price. 1t will be sold by auction
and private sales every night and day
This stock includes ladies' goods men &
and boys clothing and furnishing goods
hats, caps, etc. Don't miss this chance
of getting goods 40 cents on the doiiar
on the prices which you must pay else
where
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-04-29
rbey Waited w eii'

,orco audience once gathered ~
- i to hear the late Professor
ba,lllnoae road unique original poem
= = 400 lines. all rhyming win ' .o
name Rosalind. He had ap pplauatory
the poem large number OF h e ,xpn1a read
footnotes. which he said he w Noun 60 he
srst when at last he had done done Sc, Scrr rD
looked up at the clock and was as n amdi
heo ~ 80 ,,'i honr and half before begin
ence , a. q" ,rad the poem they had come .. 70
nihs " u,,o as,onishmcnt Oh his face was
hear. , nn' hy a burst Of good humoreo
answ ,1a, frow the audience, and then
after begging all his hcalei ,sov " had en-
perfect liberty to leave , !, 'hty " poem
rragemen,s, he read the hosai'n'
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-04-29
TN. Ouera House Orchestra,

This IA strictly frst-class, up-to-date
organization and in every way prepared
RI furnish the very best OF music Tor ga
cred and secular concerts, parties ETC., III
any part of the Upper Peninsula NO
amateur affair, but professional music oy
professional musicians. Charges moder-
ate For terms and dates apply To the
musical director and manager, Mr.. Max
Won Lenz. 2O5 Eighth street, Red Jacket
Special music arranged or supplied on
short notice without extra Charge
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-04-29
Take Notice.

have just received a new STOCK
domestic and imported woolens' wh'cn
will be made up to order in suits oil any
stvle desired. o,o.
One thing sure is If you try me once
Won will patronize me again Work ana
6t fully warranted. John b. has'e"o'
norcbant tailor, 212 Sixth street.
DO not make objection to the street as
II ia not the street that makes your
a,otbes Int a first-class tailor with eish-
tecn wears experience.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-04-29

MI Row DIR. Mayo has ueo "a
The t,.I ne "a southern states are TO-DAY ;s
that the , 10 sI"' for the public schools
p ns the British parlisms1n svs stem of the
n wear for the public schoo, Sy sso, ooo 600
British sao ooo ooo" And he adds asn tSas
since 'Gs S Of its own money gey t tS'
eSSuScSaStion-s'S,o0o.o 900 n OF ls New
children children of the colOred pe0p''
Work Tribune.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-04-29

This maple sugar" began the mild
looking customer.

This maple sugar"-began the mild
looking customer,
lis a fraud and an imitation, Of
course, interrupted the irritable gro
Ger, but | manage to get l6 cents a
pound for il all right When man be-
gins TO talk like that, know exactly
what he's going to say, and I've got
tired of having the same speech slune
at me 100 times a day.
+" ] was about to say, resumed the
mild looking customer that this ma
pie sugar is the finest have seen ON the
street, and 1 ann something Of a Judge
of the article, having dealtin it myself
wanted 80 pounds Of it, but as it's
fraud and an imitation, why, Of course,
| haven't any use fer it. bid you
Hold on" said the grocer. Where
did you ever deal in maple sugar.
Il used TO have an extensive grove
of maple trees in Ohio,
"What part Of Ohio?"
In the edge Of little town called
Hunkersville.
How many trees were in the grove?''
81 think there must have been over
100.
"'How much sugar did you make
from them?"
"Well, some seasons turned out al
high as $50 pounds. "
"You don't live there now?"
"No."
"When did you move away"
about nine years ago. "
Il think that's right" reJoined til
grocer after brief mental calculation
II lived in that town myself when
was a boy, and I've been back there seN
eral times since, and happen to kno'
: there isn't sugar maple tree within
miles of the place. Your name is Hi
: ginside, and l know you from ava
= back. You hadn't any more idea
buying 30 pounds of this sugar thu
J you had Of going to heaven in char
> of fire. You only wanted o cents wor
to eat, and you know it. You're {
u same old liar you used to be, and-e
u ing? Well. good morning. "--Chica
~ Tribune
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-04-29
uo For a warmer Cline.

Persons desirous OF settling in warm
or cline can. at a very small cost, have
some homestead lands in Wing county,
Louisiana. pointed out to them PROVIDED
. marty Of ten or more can be got TO-
oetner 70 90 and inspect them; the home
stsads will average million feet Ct lel-
low nine and are within logging ois'
.onca If Jaw mills. For further part'c-
uIars apply by letter to MT. D. a. 0""
erou. Houghton.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-04-29

Fire Insurance company +"
uouohtou and Keweenaw counties OF
no ;..d IN 1890 according to the laws OF
the state Of Michigan, will insure p,op oyer.
t ~ OF its members. Have paid rs J. ,os ooc
" ors ~ "a. 600 and dividends nearly so,ooo
owe; w.. w. che last seven years to members
Of Ave years standing. on 'ae n,' Nom.
Of :, s this wear the company had 4S2 mem m
o. or. ..'' s491, 4so worth OF property m
u Uo, rsa and s1O,ees.54 in treasury. 70.
s s.rtSsr art,culars apply to the under
.S john BLoNovsr, PRESIDENT
I,nx LrnoNEN, Secretary. an,
once, 44s Pine street, upstairs o"'
Jacket
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-04-29
. p,v.,o,ocy Examination.

Tho following remarkable physloios
in s,a,ement occurred in the examina
IGN, IGN , maners of a student in western ,,
school not long since: -" m.rtsmthe
, Sodv is divided into three paI.S-The The
S Soas = the chest and the stomach, me 70
mead mead contains the eyes and brains and d
nea' The chest contains the lungs anu u,
any: 30 ,he liver. The stomach is de-
voted to the bowels OF WIZ a,;mss W and
sve-a. e, i. o, and sometimes
Chicago Record.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-04-29
mar Tn Siphons.

According to an English !onrn .era ted
sale Of beer in siphons, IKE .;e,; aa the
wa, waters, promises to rev .,u nTneriment
S pot oniv pI been attempted on "a a s%a,.
scale, but its success 1 os',da in various
sion. The siphons are m aae ~ of
sizes so as to meet the re .inm Of beer in
family use. The deterioration; : % drawn avn is
o oUs; obyiated by this new sy''oN'
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-04-29

FouND-Near the corner OF Elm and
Fifth streets, Singer sewing machine, on
easy monthly payments. Old machines
taken IN exchange. Oil, needles and sup
plies OF all kinds constantly on hand.
The Singer Manufacturing Co.
$50 Fifth street
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-04-29

Mrs. j. l.. Erickson, who il trained
and competent nurse and midw ie, has
returned from Dollar Bay and can be en-
gagged 10 attend to any kind OF sickness.
Apply at Mrs. Albin Freeman's, 22Ol
Middle street, Raymbaultown.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-04-29
uuek,eu's Arpirn seIvs.

The best salve in the world for cuts,
bruises. sores, ulcers. sslt rheum, lever
sores. letter. chapped hands. chilblains.
corns, and all skin eruptions. and posi-
lively cures piles. or no pay required. IL
is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction
or money refunded. Price, 20 cents per
box. For sale bv d. T. Macdonald.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-04-29
~, searss,. HAL 10 Heut.

The st. Georges Hall is TO rent on very
moderate terms on the following even
ings. Every Wednesday. every alternate
Thursday and three fridavs in each
month. For further particulars applyto
John Jenkin, William Maynard. Frank
Ward. trustees
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-04-29

"pleasue high above all pleasure;
Gladness trimming over gladnessi
low in care; delight in sadness:
IOyliness beyond completeness;
Sweetness distarcing all ls swee has
Beauty all that beauty nay MSyagsmv baby!
Thats may "e" WILLIAM c. BENNETT
What about your baby? Have you
ber nicture? She will soon be no longer
| a baby, therefore lose no time in secur-
;no q beautiful portrait OF her, when
you can obtain at Herman's studio.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-04-29
Lara Linden stage.

Stage leaves Pearce's livery stable
Lake Linden, every day at 8 a. m, lo a.
M, 1 and 4 p. m. Stageleaves McClure's
livery stable, Red Jacket, at 9 a. m.' ~
a. m, and and 4. p. m.
THOMAS PEARCE,
JAMES MCCLURE,
Proprietors.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-04-29
N.rves and Teeth.

Bad nerves and bad tee .r.o ma
,onnd to go together in an extrao u hmstie
number Of cases. The hustle anu nn . living
~ omr modern life, which is SO uyme
OF o .sa nerves has an equally detrimen
raj effect upon the teeth
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-04-29
Making sure.

croc,r-pid you charge Mr.. Heyson
for that pound of tear ,s
Clerk-Yes, fancy ana AGAIN
CCnocer-Well. charge him over aea, ,n
oio 80 ne too sure of such a 'hins'
Strand Magazine.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-04-29

r,o british authorities in India n s;ss
been Obliged to discontinue .n .;v w went
on ;mto o't the business Of breeding the rsp
i i;,a. ON W., large scale in order 70 sso'
the. ,he reward rx paid for their dead 00o''''
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-04-29
Naval Nomenclature.

Our naval nomenclature has never
been very happy. 1t was not until 40
wears ago. when we launched the last
and the finest of the wooden walls, that
we had a systematic nomenclature. Inc
line of battle ships were still 10 DC
named for states, only we did not build
any. But the naming Of trlgates lor
rivers and of first class corvets 1or
cities and of second class corvets-really
gunboats-for Indian tribes was at
least an ineligible system of classihca-
tion if not an inspiring method OF recall
inc patriotic glories. This is what the
LEGAL system came to, although III iact
second rates could be named after either
rivers or towns. :,
Now those who go down to sea III
battleships recall in the names Oh ,heil
vessels the maritime glories OF INDIANS
and Iowa, or, if they go down IN cruis
ery NAV rejoice in the names OF Ameri
can towns Though inland far the.
he - like Minneapolis and chicago
/ Only in the steamships OF the 'hi,'
class which are to be named "as III
nresident may direct, can our na.'
glories be echoed by the commemorate
&c onr naval heroes. And the steamship
Of the third class in the new navy se.l
20 he confined to the torpedo poa,'
III Il has happened that when a az
s;ra 70 do honor to Farragut made Use
felt in the department there was l
petter mode of appeasing it than
name torpedo boat after the nero
New Orleans and Mobile bay harper
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-04-29

Mammalian = What op1ec'so
Mrs. % "a marrying Mr.. severance' ',.
have wrs you IIaSeside--A very serious ,,asaV Vne
He's paying big alimons
philadelphia Press - ---- =
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-04-29

About 8, 600 invitations Will , DC ,s,u vii
co. nt tps royal garden party which VII
ior ;me at buckingham palace the al
ternoon of June 23 as apart OIL ''''
Ice celebrations.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-04-29

rwentv one per cent of men em a,,Ss 10
l ''r merchant service are unaoie "
swim.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-04-29

Tn q church at Grulich, Bohemia 'n at
n. sn recently united in marriage 1ssic a,
the same hour four couples. .,,ros of the
o en. were brothers and sisters
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-04-29

Oranges have been grown III Ike ,.r &C.
o'' tSe owner of a tree having plucNe'
three this season.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-04-29

ian, ;am'I to be the oldest saddler liV'n as,
claim, ,;ms worked continuously az wv
h Ssnch for 70 years. He is ~ now
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-04-29
HERE AND lHeNG'

New Haven Chinese laundry o oMne1 Of
have organized and fixed a s'"'0
prices.
The California Legislature has .e enact ~
ID a law fixing the minimum ,,,; raw, ,vor,,
g, cav per day for laborers on pubic NoiN
ut so.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1897-06-05

bicycles and riders. Then q constant
soaking of the roads tends to soften
the road and allow the admission of
chemicals formed from the refuse of
the streets into the structure of the
roadbed, destroying the cementing
properties of 1t and rotting the stone.
One of the pet grievances Of the rider
or driver is the unnecessary thank we
mans" left by the careless, ignorant
and lazy workmen who open the streets
for sewers, gas or water connections,
The manner In which rocks, sand, small
stone and fine stone are tumbled into
the hole is enough to make Macadam
or Telford turn In their graves.
The street committee is taking care
full note of these matters, and of those
who are responsible for them, and pro-
pose to prepare some interesting infor-
nation for the public before long.
The committee Is at present consider
ing petition to be presented to the
proper city authorities for brick or as
phalt cutters four feet wide on some of
the unpaved streets, especially such as
connect main outlets from the city,
such as Lawrence street, to Munson,
and Munson on to Henry street. Sher-
man avenue from Chapel to Winthrop
avenue and Winthrop avenue on to Dav-
export avenue at the junction of West
street Spring street from new Union
avenue to Washington street, These
cutters would, with the already hard
ened streets, and those ordered hard
ened,. would give a good bicycle route
around the city and connect all the
main avenues leading out into the
country. Likewise cutters on Middle
town avenue from Ferry street to the
bridge.
We also advocate the laying of as
phaited strips on the sides of Chapel
street and Grand avenue.
Complaints have frequently come to
us that scorching on Orange street Is
INDUCED in to an alarming extent. I
see by an evening paper that the police
commissioners have taken steps to put
a stop to this as we also trust they will
do to the vile and scurrilous remarks
made by the loafers who line the curb.
W. N. BUTRICKS.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1897-06-05
OBETUA RY,

Funeral of Henry Smith This Afternoon.
The funeral services of the late Henry
Smith will take place this Saturday
afternoon at 2:30 o'clock at his late
residence, No. As Edwards street The
pallbearers will all be veteran soldiers
from among the members of his COM
pany in the Fifteenth Connecticut reg
iment and from Admiral Foote post, G..
A. r, There will be a large attendance
of friends of the deceased and the fam
lily at the funeral. The deceased in ad-
dition to the organizations mentioned
yesterday, of which he was a member,
was before the war a member of the
Second company, Governors Foot
Guard. He was also veteran volun-
teer fireman, and a member of fire
steamer No. s. Rev. Mr.. Luckey will
officiate at the funeral. Interment will
be in Evergreen cemetery.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1897-06-05
Ar sApIN ROCK ro-uoRRow.
Programme by Atwater,s Orchestra.
TIE RAR CoMMITTEE.
Many Applicants to Take the Bar Il
animation.

Many Applicants to Take the Bar Ex-
animation.
At the meeting of the New Haven
County Bar association yesterday ap-
plications were received from fifty-ive
young men who wish to take the bar
examinations to be held next Thursday
and Friday.
Attorney J. w. Alling presided and
he informed the association that it was
a standing rule that the applications
should be referred to committee of
the bar and that 1t was unnecessary to
hold a meeting for this purpose. He
stated that 1t would hereafter be under
stood that applications should be re-
ferred to the committee without having
a bar meeting called. The names Of
the applicants who have presented
themselves are as follows:
Enrol M. Augur, Christopher L, Av-
cry, ir. Roger S. Baldwin, George w.
Belden, John K. Blake, John r. Booth,
John @. Bradish, William B. Brown,
George c. Bryan, Edward l.. Clark, jr.,
John J. Dainton, John Elliott F. Philip
Farnsworth, John J. Feely, Joseph
Fitzpatrick, w. Frederic Foster, Walter
l.. Brisbie Michael Gavin, I'd, George
j. Gibson, Pinkus FL. Goldbaum, John
G. Greenspun, Clarence w. Halbert,
Hugh T. Halbert, P. a. Hankey, Fred
eric T. Harvard, A., Maxcy Hitler, A,
Burdettte Hughes, David P. Kline
dust, Lloyd Lowndes, jr., Edward w.
r c. Tol,z
McKell, Henry w. Merwin, Joseph II.
Miller, Walter S. Miller, Harry w.
Minor, Fl. Allen Mix, Charles G. Nor
! ris, Caleb A. Morse, John J. O'Neil, r.
| Melvin Overlander, Frederick l.. Perry,
w Vincent Robbins, George T. Sanford,
| John e. Small Clarence M. Smith, Ed
| gar G. Snyder, Benjamin I. Spock, Cliff
| ford I. Stoddard, John w. Thompson,
John D. Thompson, Rene Won Minden,
| Walter j. Walsh
The bar adjourned until next Tuesday
morning to receive the report Of the
committee. The committee looks into
the character Of the applicants and if
it finds that the young men are such as
should be admitted they recommend
| that they be permitted to take the ex-
aminations. So far as Is known the
| committee has never rejected any ap-
plicant who has applied.
Besides these fifty-five applicants
several others whose applications are
| filed in the other counties of the state
| will take the examination.
! Most of the members are from the
| Yale Law school, whose graduating
class is the largest in Its history.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1897-06-05
GLASGOW and NEW YORK
ALLAN State LINE,

The Steamers OF this favorite Line sail
from New York to Glasgow, calling at Mo.
vile londonderry, every alternate Friday.
Nebraska, June 11INepraska, july .
monaghan, June 25I Monaghan, July %
CABIN PASSAGE:
S45 to S65, single; 500 to $123. so Return.
SECOND CABIN:
S35, single; $64. u Return.
steerage to Glasgow, Belfast, Londonder-
~, Liverpool, London Ion. or oneesenasstown.
For tickets, apply to NJ. b. Newton & Co.,
Sc Orange street; A. Goodman & Co., 81
Orange: Peck & Bishop, 702 Chapel st..
John b. Cunningham, T39 Chapel ST., New
Haven; or AUSTIN BALDWIN & CO.,
my6 3n So Broadway, New York.