Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1897-07-14

boes sue rue muchF' Ride! She
gets on her wheel to hang out the wash.
Ing. Detroit Free Press.
You are destined to marrs richesn
the seeress said, but" "Butwbat9.
Death will claim you two yeas be.
fore the event.'-Town Topics.
Shockitt-Does learning the bicycle
require any particular applications
Sprockitt-No; none in particular. Ar
Mica Is about as good as anything."-
Puck.
Willle-I told her my love was so
great that my brain was on fire
Charlie-What did she say TO that
Wllle-Told me | had better blow II
out.-Yale Record.
A prim(eve)al joke: Eva-Did you
eat that apple, Adam? Adam-pm sor
ry to say that did. Eye-And was
going to make pie with it! Adam
Then I'm glad l ate It.
Miss Thirtysmith (severely)-A man
should never call ON n girl after drink.
Ing. Jack Swift (eheerfully)-Tha
TACT. Many a man has become engaged
IN Just that way!-Puck.
Freshly Professor Is it ever possi.
BILE TO take the greater from the lessi
Prof. Potterby--The Is Il pretty close
approach to it when the coneeit is taken
out of a freshman.-lndlana Jour
nal.
She-l have been shut up in boarding
school so long that l feel very awk.
ward and tlmid In company. do not
KNOW what to do with my hands. lie
I'll hold them for you.-Boston Tray.
eler
Fuddy-So Widow Gray was Mt the
social last evening. 1t beats all. What
Is she after-a husband? Duddy-On.
the contrary, think she is after man
who Is not husband.-Boston Trans.
crlpt.
He-lf you couldn't be yourself, who
would you rather be? She-The man
who marks down goods in the dry goods
store. What lovely life he must lead,
always having first choice!-Cleveland
Leader.
Quericus-"How did he come to win
that girl, who was always so Indifferent
to him? Cynicus-He told her he had
Joined bachelors club, and that made
her determined to have him.-New
York journal.
I'm going to be cortortionist when
| grow up" said little Johnny, proud
ly; Pm in training now, so want you
to tell me what Is the best thing for me
to eat" Green apples, my boy
chuckled the old man.-Demorest'
Magazine.
The Parson-Your neighbor looks
Ikea very persistent man. He doesn't
look as If he would give up anything.
The Deacon-Well, I've been passin'
the plate for hard on ten years, and |
never see him give up anything yet
Yonkers Statesman
This new soap" said the barber.
sis very nice. 1t is made largely of
cream, with just a dash of alcohol In
it." we'll, remember I'm temper
ance man." Ntorted Dobbers, land
don't put any more of it in my mouth
than you can help."-Harlem Life.
'Well, you've been married for about
six months now, haven't you? Do you
think as much of your wife as ever?'
More than ever, my boy, more than
ever. She has not once suggested that
it would be good idea for her to carry
the pocketbook. cleveland Leader.
81 don't understand why you dislike
Herbert So" said Mabel to her father.
"I don't think he has any ideas of
finance 81 al sure You wrong him.
He Is devoted TO il. 3e stopped right
iu h.e alddle Of his proposal 10 a.k
how your D. mess was getting along"
Washington stnr.
Dismal Dayis-Say, boss, does yer be-
Aeve IN De sayin dat money talks2
Uncle Reuben res what Of IL Dis
NAL Davis-Ier see, l gets 50 lonesome
walkin' around wild meself dat II yer
could give me a dime fer company, ito
make me feel better.-New York Tri-
bune.
Something whizzed by-a minglement
of steel spokes and red boomers.
What is that there?" asked Uncle
Hiram, withdrawing his gaze from the
high building TO look after the vision.
''That is the new woman" answered
his nephew. ''rhe new woman? Looks
like the old boy. y."-Indianapolis Jour-
nal.
II do think dog has good deal Of
intelligence" said the man with the
spaniel, but l am not as bad as
Browne. He actually had the gall to
tell me that he was thinking OF study
ing German so that he could talk 10 his
wife without the dog understanding
every word he said. d."-Typographicai
Journal.
Il once owned some real estate said
the man whose manner showed that he
Is easily imposed upon; "it was small
house and large lot" Did you have
rood tenants" "Well-they were nice
people in some ways" Did they pay
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