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absolute rule of the household. From
the time that tender Providence brings
the tiny red baby to see this sun of
ours 1t comes to rule, and many are
his orders before he begins to see the
law or before any law whatever can
make him finch from the God given
authority as reigning sovereign.
Indian babies are good subjects for
the camera for they seldom or never
cry. 1 have heard, the little imps of
eight years, more or less, howl with
rage because of some opposition to
their will, but the babies do not be-
come imps until they obtain knowledge
of the world. Then they are just like
little white boys, they get bad; but
the little babies are all good babies. q"
What white baby would submit for an
instant to being tied to a fiat board,
with pieces of moss between it's feet
to keep them straight, or, If it should
be unfortunate enough to be girl
baby, with the moss packed between
the heels to make II ''toe in" when il
gets older? The red baby takes this
treatment philosophically, and will
hang for hours tied to the board and
wrapped in cloths until it would seem
that all consciousness except of sight
would be obliterated, and there will
never be whimper to indicate that
all is not we'll.
When 1t is remembered that this
mummy life is continued for several
months one ceases to wonder that in
after years the grown-up baby wishes
to revenge himself upon all humanity
for the infiictions of childhood. This
revenge idea begins early, too, in the
little boys. and they no sooner get
possession of their infantile bows and
arrows than they take great delight
in infiicting suffering upon animate
nature that comes their way, and
whether it be the village dog or some
old woman tottering toward the eraye
The San Francisco call., 1897-12-26
STUNNING.
ternoon,

Summing has been dabbled In as
children in white cambria frocks poke
at frogs along the margin of a pond
with pink parasols. English persons
were the first to parody the lifework of
certain great men of the last fiftyyears
by performing in this matter of visit
ing the poor in a way which left
nothing to the imagination of the ed
itors of Punch. They had only TO
copy as they had copied the fantastic
art of the esthetic school, which made
good taste grotesque. In this conn
try the best papers have endeayored
to show up, as they always do. au1y
absurdities, the offensive charity of
the call by the rich in broughams and
the Twenty-Five e-cent donations. which
have invaded the dignity of poverty in
worthy families who are starving
Rose Hawthorne Lathrop.
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houses of straws and sticks probably
received the idea from their savage
ancestors ages and ages ago, for the
red children do exactly the same and
have Just as good a time as we did in
the days of make believe" There is
one kind of game, however, which I
have never been able to photograph
among the Indian children, and that
Is the kind wherein kissing comes in
as part of the pleasure. The IndianS
do not kiss. Storytelling is a favorite
amusement among the Indian children,
and If syou see group of them
gathered about some old crone listen
ing with rapt attention you may be
sure that they are hearing a ghost
story or that she is telling them of the
"Kitchi Manitou" or bad spirit, who
carries off and eats bad Indian boys
lust as the mythical bad man" that
our nurses used to terrorize us with
were supposed to put bad little white
boys in his sack and carry them off.
The difference between the two races
is, however, that while the white boys
soon learn to disbelieve the stories the
Indian AbelieVes in the ''Kitchi Mani
tou'' until his dying day.
While my husband was fortunate
enough to get plenty of good hunting
during the three weeks we spent in an
Indian village in Arizona, he has no
trophies to show for his pleasure,
while I have collection of photo
graphs that will be a constant re-
minder of the days devoted to chasing
the Indian baby to his home and Sc
curing specimens that adorn none Of
the walls of my hunter friends.
BESSIE MORGAN.
The San Francisco call., 1897-12-26
MESSAGES FROM THE SEA.

A bottle dispatched from the steam
ship GuildhalI on May 81. 1894, when in,
46 degrees north, 81 degrees west, al
most midway between Brest and NeWS
foundland, was picked up on Febru-
ary 13, 1896, at Antigua, after a drift of
about $500 miles. 1t had evidently
passed close to the Azores, the Canary
Islands and the Cape Verdes on the
way. Another, thrown overheard from
the sloop Sapolio on July 20, 1892, trav-
eled eastward toward the Azores, and
thence, as in the previous instance, un-
til it was recovered near Turks Island,
north of Haiti, on February 8, 1886, af-
ter a drift of nearly 5000 miles.
A bottle message from the sailing
ship st. Enoch is probably the most in
teresting of the eighty-two drifts
shown on the United States chart just
issued. 1t was sent off when some 700
miles west of Sierra Leone, under
the influence Of the Well-known Guinea
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lures Of the cunning little creep
ers as they appear at the open
ing of tent or when they have
walked outside in indignation over
some fancied i'll treatment, or they
may be quickly snapped while reposing
In the blanket on the broad back of the
unconscious mother who does not
know the meaning of the little black
box carried in the hands of the white
woman who has invaded their village,
and 1t is usually these chance pictures
that are the best.
There is no prouder moment in the
life Of an Indian boy than when he
brings into camp his first game-the
beginning of his life of probation. He
is surrounded by all the members of
the tribe and congratulations are
showered upon him in such numbers
and of such character as would turn
the head Of a debutante in civiliza-
tion. He is the guest of honor of the
tribe, and his rabbit or bird is made
the central figure of the feast which
follows. Catch him at that moment
and you have a picture that NAV he
counted as one of the rarities of a col
lection
He feels proud when he takes his fret
scalp, but that pride is not eoual 10
the exaltation that is his when his ar
row has pierced his first wild animal
Little girls have their dolls and min
iature household utensils, but the how
with his bow and arrow apes the man
and longs to be a warrior, and tbis
first successful hunt is utilized bv bis
elders as stimulant to his irnae,na-
ton, until he goes out with other fell
lows of his age and commits denrado-
tions on white farmers and brings
about trouble that may cost the lives
of many of his people.
My camera tells me that white bo,,s
have no monopoly on spinning tons ~,
flying Kites. for I have pictures of In
dian boys engaged in both nastin1as
l have one, also, that shows a pronn
of red boys and girls playing that time
honored game. hide and seek. Nor re
the rengiouS ceremonies of the roadt-
cine men any more sacred in the eves
OF the little Indians than are the Oh
servances of the Christian Churches ~
the young whites, for / have ono nio-
ture that shows the little scamps MIN
licking the most sacred dance of tho
trloe, Just as white children will NAV
at church and mimic the PRAYERS of the
minister. - '4i0
White children who make play
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gan prelude, Christmas Pastoral"
(Wely); anthem, Joy Fills Our In
most Hearts" (Waud); hymn No 2T4,
Joy to the World, the Lord Has
Comet; Scripture reading; solo, AN
gels from the Realms Of Glory" (Mur-
ray), DR.. Graham; anthem, Let Your
Mingling Voices Rise (Holden); hymn
No. 2l9, While Shepherds Watched
Their Flocks by Night; prayer; SEN
tence by the choir, Peace Be Within
Thy Walls" (GilberD; organ solo.
'OHertory' (Salome); offertory, Noel"
(Gounod), Mrs. Cushman address, Rev.
Edwin Hart jerks; anthem, "Naza-
reth' (Buck-Gounod) benediction; Or
gan postlude, "Hallelujah Chorus"
(HandeD, arranged by Otto Flessner.
Emmanuel Baptist Church.-The
Christmas services to-day will consist
or: IL a. M, contralto solo, Mr.. ]. NJ.
Peel; anthem, Praise Ye the Father; -
duet, cOntralto and tenor, "Harken,
Lord, and Hear Our Prayer; barry
tone solo, "Murmuring Winds" LOW
ry), Rev. ]. George Gibson. 6:3O-At
Christian Endeavor the pastor will
sing Come Ye Lofty, Come Ye Low
Good Shepherd" Mrs. NJ. e. Gal
lahorn; anthem, Hail, All Hail." r.
p. Evans; bass solo, "The Prophet" g"
M. G. Cutting; trio. Holy Redeemer" +"
w. G. Hearn, Mrs. NJ. f. Gallahorn, c.
Cutting; barytone solo, "Hosanna in
the Highest" with violin opligato),
DR.. Gibson. Choir, Mrs. NJ E. Gala
horn, Miss c. Flood, Miss G.. Taber, w
G. Hearn, G.. Cutting; organ, Mrs E.
Worth violin, e. Cowan; cornet, E. L.
Worth.
Following is the programme of
Christmas music at Trinity Presby-
terian Church this morning: Calm
on the List ming Ear of Night" Ha-
vens; "Hark, the Chimes of Christmas
Morn" Bressler; Brightest and Best"
Marston; There Were Shepherds" ="
Synes; "All Hail the King" Evans;
Nazareth" (bass solo), Gounod; "The
Birthday of a King" Neidlinger; TT
Came Upon the Midnight Clear" Ha-
vens; organ selections from Handel,
Beethoven and Mendelssohn The
choir consists of Nellie NJ Marks. So
prano; May e. harrington, alto;
Charles L. Goetting. tenor; William L.
Girard, bass; Charles NJ. T. Parker, or
ganist and director
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current, setting eastward on to the At
rican land. The master of this vessel
noted on the message that she had ex-
perienced an easterly current of thirty
six miles during the previous day.
Hence there is reason to suppose this
messenger was swept eastward until
some incident occurred to transfer it to
a current setting in a westerly direc-
ton. Once on the latter route, how
ever, it passed leisurely along through
the passages Of the Windward Isles,
escaping contact with any land; fol-
lowed the trend of the Atlantic coast
of North America till clear of New
foundland and thence onward to Tota-
brough Walls, Shetland Islands, where
it was found on March 90 1896, after
having accomplished a drift of nearly
5000 miles in less than 1000 days.
Chambers Journal
The San Francisco call., 1897-12-26
READY WIT aND JUSTICE.

A South African left his property to
be equally divided between his two
sons. Not being able to agree, they
asked President Krueger to decide fer
them. You are the oldest?" he de-
manded of one. Yes" was the an
swer. Then you shall divide the
property. and,' he continued, turning
to the other. you are the younger, so
you shall have first choice The
Green Bag.
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THIS DAY AT THE CHURCHES.

Potrero Church Ten
So1s9ee street near Rev. D, w. ChiIson
howard Street M. z
Church, Howard sf Raw ID x,,,,-
near Second. - - D' " 4i9on
G n m Church
900 FlTth ave. rev A Anderson
1ILlnlty Church, Mar D.
st ana Sixteenth heN. IL W. PECK
Fipst VI. E, Church.
;oWeIl near Wash. Rev w 6 ITrTnv
1ngton, '" . 0iAnS
PaEk ark Congregational,
rel and Baker Kew. b. Orr
F!ymouth Congrega-
IonaI Post, near Rev. C 6 Nash
Buchanan,
richmond Congrega.
tlonaI Church, SeY.
SAtn ave. and Glen. heV' r. GOOmbe
ent ST.
First Congregational
Masoa NMnHFSh, streefa Post and G. C. Adams, ID.
St. Luke's. Clay street
nue.. " L. NUN ei""0
st. Mary the Virgins
SITS. " ~ " DOA'On
First English Luth.
eran Church, Geary, Rev E. NeIauder
near Cough.
St Markus, O'Farren,
near Cough, heV' j. Fuendel1ng,
Westminster Presby.
ferian, Webster and Rev. S. S. Cryor
Page.
Stewart Memorial,
Guerrero ST., near Rev, w. E. Dugan
twenty third.
Y NJ G: A., Mason pevHw p.ct
Simpson Memorial,
Hayes and Blu. Rev. ]. Stephens
chanau.
Emmanuel Baptist,
Bartlett, mr.. Twenty Rev. ]. q. Gibson
third,
Epworth NJ. E. Church,
Twenty sixth and Rev, w. NJ. Woodward
Church.
Bethlehem COugreea.
tionaI Church. Yer. Paw " III Tuhh
fourth
MarTet %tion - army lI59 Adjutant Bull
Second Unitarian
Twentieth and Capp Rev. A. ]. Wells
streets.
Calvary PRESBYTERIAN
Church, cor Powell Rev. DR.. ]. HemphiI
and Geary SITS.
First Presbyterian,
Van Ness and Sacra. Rev. R. Mackenzie
mentO.
ST. Mary's Church,
California and Du. Paulist Fathers
pOnt SITS.
NotTe Dame des Vic.
torres Bush, near Mar1st Fathers
Stockton.
ST. Francis. Vallejo ST.
and Montgomery Father Carraher
ave.
ST. James Episcopal,
Sixth ave. and Gle. Rev. z. Lion
ment ST.
French Reformed D. \, x
Church, Pacific, nr. Rev r nnnny
Powell. - > DuPuS
First United presby.
terian, Golden Gate Rev. NJ. NJ. Gibson
and Polk.
ST. Dominic's Church
Steiner and Bush Dominican Fathers
streets
st. Ignatius, Hayes ,o,,.
and Van Ness. jesuit Fatners
ST. Boniface, Golden
Gate and Van Ness, raneiscaM ratners
First Church of Christ, D. n. ~.
223 Sutter ANSN' 4'' - u' Eooy'
ST. Patrick's, Mission, Pa,ber Gr.v
near Third. Si ivy
Central NJ. E. Church,
Mission, bet. Sixth Rev, G. E. Locke
and Seventh.
Grace NJ. E. Church,
Twenty first and Rev. ]. n. Beard
Capp.
California street NJ. E.
Church, California Rev. ]. W. Phelps
and BToderick.
Third Congregational
Fifteenth, near Mis- Rev. VIM. RAIDER
sion.
Bush;street, Temple,
Bush and Laguna Rabbi Myers
streets,
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a. M, reception of
new members; p. m,
Christmas sermon.
a. M. THE Aim of
the Advent; p. m.
1.-The Gospel of the
Star"
p. m, adult Bible
class and preaching by
the pastor.
a. m, class meeting;
preaching by the pas
tor; p. m. Songs in
the Night"
a. m, what If Christ
Had Not Gomez" p. m,
&c h ri S tt anity and
Women"
a. m, song service;
p. m, special music.
a. M, Christmas ser
mon; p. m, an address
by the pastor:
a. m, The Peculiar
ity and Potency of
Christ's Birth; p. m,
Modern Idolatry, Re
igious Sectarianism
and Doctrinarianism.
a. m, GLORY to God
in the highest; p. M,
The Five Untranslat-
ed Names of God"
a. m, confirmation
administered by Bishop
Nichols; p. m, Birth
of Christ"
a. M, 1.-THE Incarna-
ton"
a. M. 1.-THE Dying
Year"
a. M, LAS many as
receive him to them he
gives power to become
the children of Cod:
p. m, church concert.
a. M, Joy to the
World; p. m, a sym
p o S u m on "W n a [
Think Ye of Christi"
a. m. and p. m, evan
geliStic services by
James G.. Lawson, the
boy evangelist of Cali
fornia.
3 p. m, Jesus of
Nazareth, Then and
Now"
a. m, Worship of
the Wise Men; p. m,
sermon by Rev. w. w.
Case.
a. m, "The Unspeak-
able Gift; p. m. mo
Room in the Inn"
a. M, "The Center of
A ttra a C ii o n of Two
Worlds; pm, Christ
the Beginning and the
Enc" special music.
a. m, 1.-The Mission
of Christ; p. m, The
Solution of the Social
Problem"
a. m, and p. m, spe-
cial services.
a. m, 1.-The Pre-emi-
nence of Christ; D. M,
THE Real Jesus. d"
a. M, "The Christ
Child; p. m, THE Di-
vine Son" "
a. m, sermon by the
pastor; p. m, sermon
by Rev. e. H. jerks.
a. M, Lessons From
the Martyrdom of st.
stephens; pm, Les
sons at Bethlehem"
a. m, ser mon by
Father Guibert; o. M,
gospel and scripture
readings.
a. M, fune eral of
Thomas Murphy; pm,
Christmas at Bethle-
hem"
a. M, choir of girls
from Maria Kip Or
phanage.
a. m, communion.
p. m, commemoration
service.
a. m, What About
This Years Prosper
ityT; p. m, Christmas
sermon.
a. m, Gospel Of the
DAY p. m. vespers
and benediction.
a. m, high mass and
sermon; D. m, Grego-
rian vesperS.
a. m, sermon by
b a t h e r Maximillian:
p. m, sermon by Faith
er Augustine.
a. M, review.
a. m, "Incarnation":
p. M, solemn vespers.
a. m. The splendors
OF the Christmas Fes-
tlvaF' p. m, Even
Unto Bethlehem"
a. m. knights of
the Altar; p. m, spe-
cial choral service.
a. m, Chri 8 tmas
sermon; p. m, watch
night service.
a. m, Bethlehem;
p; M, "T h Q First
Christmas"
a. M, funeral; p. M,
Jewish 11 I, Ii t tt e He
The San Francisco call., 1897-12-26
NEW TO-DAY.

Look out for colds
At this season. Keep
Your blood pure and
Rich and your system
Toned up by taking,
Hoods Sarsaparilla. Then 4
You will be able to y
Resistexposure to which
A debilitated system
Would quickly yield.
The San Francisco call., 1897-12-26
DR.. JACKSON SAILS IN
QUEST OF REINDEER
Starts For Norway to Purchase the
Pack Animals FOR the Kondike
Expedition.

NEW YORK, Dec. 25.-Rev. DR..
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1897-11-22
THE LOCK AND THE KEY.

You can operate lock only with
the key that fits 1t. very well. So
you can cure disease only with the
medicine that goes down TO the cause
Of IL. Now, many so-called diseases
are in truth only forms of one disease,
branches of one tree, as we may say.
For example, if we can nourish the
body and enrich the blood, we speedily
get rid of many of our troubles,
such as Anemia, Fevers, Rheumatism,
Scrofula and Blood Disorders, and SO
on-all proofs that the body lacks
vitality and force. Nothing is SO
effective a body builder as cod liver
oil; but, alas, how many are nau-
seated at the very thought of it. In
WAMpOI E,S
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1897-11-22
S. s. HELEN e,
FREEMAN, Commander.


Will leave Honolulu Tuesdays at D
o'clock p. m, touching at Kahului,
Hama, Hamoa and Kipahulu, Maui.
Returning, arrives at Honolulu Sun
day mornings.
Will call at Nuu, KaupU, once each
month.
No freight will be received after A
p. m. on day of sailing.
This company reserves the right to
make changes in the time of de-
parture and arrival of it's steamers
WITHOUT NOTICE, and it will not
be responsible for any consequences
arising therefrom.
Consignees must be at the landings
to receive their freight. This COM
pany will not hold itself responsible
for freight after it has been landed.
Live stock received only at owners
risk.
This company will not be respon-
sible for money or vaiuables of pas
sengers unless placed in the care of
pursers.
Passengers are requested to pur-
chase tickets before embarking. Those
failing to do so will be subject to an
additional charge of twenty-five per
cent.
C. L. WIGHT, President.
S. B. ROSE, Secretary.
CAPT. j. A. KING, Port Supt.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1897-11-22
WAMPOLE'S
PREPARATION,

Of the nutritive properties of Pure
Cod Liver Oil, extracted by us from
fresh cod livers, we have the rose
Without the thorn the Udludble drug
minus ats Uile TASTE. Add to this the
Syrup of Hypophosphites Compound
for making bone, and the Extracts of
Malt and Wild Cherry for equally
excellent purposes, and we have
remedy indeed; one as pleasing to the
palate and stomach as it is potent and
successful in banishing disease in old
or young and making life worth hav-
ing. You cannot be disappointed in
it. 1t is not like the old things il
supersedes them. 1t is e yod-as il 10
famous. Every dose effective. Sold
by chemists throughout the world.
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GROUP 9O-CLASS 567

Exhibit: Artistic Sewing Machine
Cabinets. BY Authority &C he u. s.
Award. Excellence Of "namenta-
ton, both in carving ND rctal. Be
cause of the good workmanship in
construction. the convenience of GER
tain contrivances and the superior
finish of the whole" B. Bergerson,
Agent, Bethel Street.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1897-11-22
DEPARTURES

Stmr. Kaena, Parker, for Waialua
ports, at 10 a. IN.
Stmr. Noeau, Peterson, for Lahaina.
Honokaa and Kukuihaele, at ~ m.
Stmr. James Makee, Tullet, for Ka-
paa, at 4 p. IN.
Stmr. Kaala, Mosher, for Kahuku
and Punaluu, at I p. m.
Stmr. Mokolii, Bennett. for Molokai.
Lanai and Maui ports, at 5 p. IN.
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% Passengers paying full fare will be
allowed 10 per cent. off return fare if
returning within twelve months
B-For Freight and Passage apply to
81. HackfeId & Co.,
AGENTS.
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VESSELS LEAVING TOMORROW

Stmr. Kinau, Clarke. for Hawaii and
Maui ports, at 10 a. m.
Stmr. Claudine, Cameron, for Maui
ports at ) p. m.
Stmr. w. G. Hall, Haglund, for Ka-
uai ports. at p. m.
Schr. Aloha, for San Francisco,
(probably).
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1897-11-22
ARRIVE HONOLULU.

Will call at Pohoiki, Puma, on the
second trip of each month, arriving
there on the morning of the day OF
sailing from Hilo to Honolulu.
The popular route to the volcano Is
via Hilo. A good carriage road the
entire dis nee.
Round I. tickets, covering all ex-
senses, $50.
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ARRIVALS.

oUHuay, NONemDer II.
Stmr. Helene, Freeman, from Maui
ports.
Stmr. w. &. Hall, Haglund, from
Kauai ports.
Stmr. Kaala, Mosher, from Oahu
ports.
Stmr. James Makee, Tullet, from
Kappa.
Am. bktn. Amelia, Willer, 30 days
from Seattle.
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For SAN FRANCISCO.

Steamers of the above Companies
will cal lat Honolulu on their way
from Hongkong and Yokohama to the
above port on or about the following
dates.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1897-11-22
TIME TABLE
W|lDER'S STEAMSHIP COMPANY
1907.
S. s. KIN Az,
CLARKE, Commander,

WIN leave Honolulu at 10 o'clock a. M,
touching at Lahaina, Maalaea Bay and
Maizena, the same day; Mahukona, Ka-
waihae and Laupahoehoe the follow
ias day, arriving in Hilo the same
afternoon.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1897-11-22
HONOLULU.

Will call at Pohoiki, Puma, on trips
marked
Returning, will leave Hilo at
Q o'clock a. M, touching at Laupa.
hoehoe. Mahukona and Kawaihae
same day; Makena, Maalaea Bay and
Lahaina the following day, arriving
at Honolulu the afternoons of Tues
days and Fridays.
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Pacific Mail Steamship Company
AND THE
Occidental and Oriental Steamship Co.,
@
For Yokohama, Hongkong, Kobe
Nagasaki, and Shanghai.

Steamers of the above Companies will
call at Honolulu on their way to the
ab I'VE ports on or about the following
da ,es:
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1897-07-23
ALITTLE NONSENSE.

-He-''What is crank ?" She
"Why, a person with one idea" Would
you call me crank?" "Why, no; [
never gave You credit for having one
idea Statesman.
-'Don't you think these stripes be-
come me?" asked the summer awning
''They ought to run crosswise," said the
window, savagely. you are nothing
but daylight robber. "-Cincinnati
Enquirer.
-Tommy-"Paw, what is the differ
ence between well and 'good?'" Mr..
Figg-"Well, have noticed that about
the only time you can be depended on
to be good is when you are not feeling
well. "-Indianapolis Journal.
well said Mr.. Cumrox, thought
fully, II was glad to let my daughter
go to the queens jubilee. 1t will make
her happy for the next ten years."
Longer than that, perhaps" ''No.
After ten years she won't care to seem
familiar with anything that happened
in 1897. "-Washington Star.
-Maud-"When we were out riding
on our bicycles yesterday Harry put
his hand on my shoulder a moment.
He pretended he wanted to help me
along. / made him take it away imme-
diately" Irene-"That was right,
dear" Maud-"Yes. 1t was the only
thing to do. His hand is so large and
ugly, you know Chicago Tribune.
do you think your sister likes me,
Tommy" Eyes; she stood up for you
at dinner" STOOD up for me? Was
anybody saying anything against me?"
''No, nothing much. Father said he
thought you were rather donkey, but
sis got up and said you weren't, and told
father he ought to know better than to
judge a man by his looks. "-Household
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