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Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-07-23

Prof. Sam D 9 will probably join tire
LIS Vegas mi.tiry and, he beng a me
cornet solc,st.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-07-23

suffered with stomach trouble four
years, and then began to have q severe.
tight cough. The doctors told me my lungs
we're badly affected. end sent ms. To- New
Mexico; but / did not ifsbrofs any until
my stomach was regulated BY 0navn
Weter.. Then my cough ceased.
i2a.tf +. n. JORDAN.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-07-23

After August LIST. Onava Alterativ-
water will oost the public, delivered. 2
per gallon. CHAs. WRIGHT.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-07-23

sam Brown loaded out nine cars OF cattle
70 Kansss City, last evening.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-07-23

Robt. Renuie, ia charge OF the big
Richmond compound, went up the road,
this morning.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-07-23
STREET TALK.

4. vollmer is improving slowly.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-07-23
GOOD THING-.zA
-. BEARS

Let us remind you of some of the striking bargains remainin
yet from our grand clearing sale. H
So 80 for superb silk mixed dress pattern; was -. sI2oo
A.zS for handsome silk wool dress pattern; as..... 500
2.zS for stylish separate overskirt. was we'll worth. 500
2.75 for stylish separate overskHt' was well WORTH 100
f. 20 for very elegant silk lined cape, was well worth. 1915
S.8S for abeautiful silklined cape, was we'll worth. 800
A TX for elegant ladies' silk waist, was we'll worth. 700
abs for elegant ladies' silk waist. was we'll worth. $50
I As for choice muslin and lappet shirt waists, was. $50
rs for fine percale shirt waists that were. .. ......:. las
80 for any one of our fancy percale waists, were. ~. 10
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-07-23

See 1lfeld's "sooa thing" tonight.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-07-23
SPECIAL NOTICES.

FOR SALE-A camping outfit and
spring wagon, and double harness Ad-
dress B, this office. ~.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-07-23

For RENr-rwo rooms suitable for light
house keeping, call at 507- 7th ct. 18TH"
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-07-23
New Articles Filed.

A 5 O'Clock tea was on the carpet at Miss
Natalia Stoneroad's this afternoon.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-07-23

Furnished rooms for rent ON corner 1Oth
and Liucoln. Enquire at this office.
I92slm
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-07-23

Horned toads bought intIerge and small
quantities, enquire A. ". Foote. 2o2tf
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1897-07-23

w. A. Kinnsar, Newton, Kansas; G.
Gayley, 81. Louis; W. W. Arnold, Denver;
W. b. Toland, Philadelphia; Paul VIE
landy. st. Louis; F. 9. King, Kansas City;
Chas. Taylor, haton; j.. B. Manly, Trini-
dad. and Phil saltz, st. Louis, are regis
tered at the Derot hotel.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-01-29
Two snart-Gsse.

A gentleman living fn casters
Georgia owned pair Of geese and sons
tsh-grown pigs, all OF which resortec
10 a small plum thicket On the hillside
TO pick up the fallen fruit. a branch
Of one of the trees hung near the
ground. and the geese had discovered
that by catching this branch in tbeii
hills and thus shaking the trea they
could bring down the piurns. The piyz
however, got the bost Of the downfall
dev0Iring tho plurns greedily, acme
times swallowing every oIe before thu
geese were ready 10 eat. Greatly ep
aspersted al this selfsh conduct. hi
geese finally seized pig. each taking
Gn ear. and marched MN 20 the top o.
tie bill. meanwhile bcoring rim with
their wings After ser1ng several pigi
IN tbs way. il was noticed that they
LETT Al ample supply Of p!uns 90 tie
ground fer the righ,fIl ovrers.-
Golden DAYS.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-01-29
Al Iar,ess Loes Fast

II Is recorded TIA: an -aeIe Kept IN
confinement has bern known 20 fast fos
three v0ks. those rho have bad cha<rs
OF il having forgotten 10 provide IN
usual supply OF food. Itsoea. however,
recovered ia stres 9Th, and did not ap
par 20 suf>- FROM ia ex.raordinaf3
Anstinerce.-S. y. Sun
~Hiss Bank dsesn't Seem TO b q.
enthusiastic about tAs new vouzn hsss
reas a she wa"
'So. She kzsn'. found - quite g.
nueh fun as IL s,e-zed a. The h>gfn
mig. While she vss Just striving 20,
recognition Il vas gr~.; spori. but
ro--
syea?-
We'll since SIZE has -eneised reeoeS
milton 20 he extent thst Sc has had
% stand % z the street cars. h1s;k
zor her OWL thsa;er tickets and buy hsr
own flowers. have Do:ced THAI SIR la,
ros been 50 emphatic In her 5ernsns
fo< sEsol7:e ecualI,J."-ChIcago Pos.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-01-29
Furs for Evening Wear.

Furs are not only combined but are
arranged with Inousseline or ribbon
frills and even lace. A novelty, and
one that adds variety to the fur cape.
is wide scarf of white lace. which is
Observation-Disclosures collar, and tied
in fiaring bow. leaving the ends to
float where they viii. Knots Of flowers
are tucked away in front. 'iolets be-
ing the most favored. The immense
grandmother muhs are further aug
rnented in size by fr.lts of fur placed
on each end aad lined with coiored bro
ca6e or satin. Entire animals. head.
tail, and all, are slung about the neck.
giving the idea that the weare- had
Just returned from the ckase.-CGcaSo
Tribune.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-01-29
FIRE. FIRE. FIRE. FIRE.

Yes, there was fire in rear Of build
ing where our ticket office is located.
Our ticket office is still there-1l4 North
Main street. We are ready for business
at the old stand. Tickets to all points.
Our train service is still first-class, our
time tie quickest. 1t will be to your ad-
yaniage to call and see Us before COM
pleling arrangements for your trip. St.
LOUIS Express leaves Wichita daily at
210 p. m, arriving in st. Louis al 7:15
next morning. Night Express leaves at
so for Kansas City, st. Louis and all
points east. Colorado fast line, leaves
Wichita at 5:15 p. m, arriving at Pueb-
10 next morning at $50, Colorado Springs
S:35, Denver at Il noon. Remember the
Missouri Pacific City Ticket Office is To-
Gated al la North Main street.
Z. E. BLECKLEY, p. & T. A.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-01-29
oneLetter om:ttet.

did you ever hear Of singing IN
sectS?" she asked
~Singing?" he said, interrogatively.
YES. I have just been reading an
article to the effect that there are in
sects that sing"
1t was only after he had given the
matter his thoughtful attention for
something like six or eight minutes.
during which his mind reverted to eS-
pericnces at a number of summer re-
sorts, that he suggested:
1T must be typographical error.
There's evidently a t. missing from the
word."-Chicago Post.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-01-29
Merely GueSsvork.

The patient was very low and seemed
oblivious to all that was going on in the
room; but you can't always tell abou,
patients. Sometimes they are very de.
ceptive.
Doctor" said the trained nurse who
was watching by the bedside and was o.
an inquiring turn OF mind, is mcdi-
cine considered one OF the exact
sciences?'
No." murmured the patient, feebiy,
before the doctor had change &c r.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-01-29
Do Won Know

That the Frisco Line est. Louis and
San Francisco railroad is positively
the only line running two daily through
passenger trains from Wichita to st.
Louis, without change. leaving Wich-
Ha at 1925 p. m, and 10:4O p. m, arriv-
Ing in ST. Louis at Ills a. m, and $50
2. m. The equipment of these trains
Is first class in every particular. con-
sisting of elegant reclining chair cars
tse.ats free) and Pullman Palace Draw
Ing Room Sleepers.
IL you are going beyond st. Louis re-
member that connectiop with all lines
Tor the east, northeast and southea ST
Is made In the magnificent new Grand
Union station, st. Louis. the largest
and handsomest passenger statidn in
the world.
For sleeping car berths and all infor-
nation relative to rates, routes, etc.
all on or address Ticket Agent, corner
Vain and Douglas, or Douglas avenue
ltatiOD
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-01-29
DiArult Dishes

There are two rather delicately made
dishes in whose composition many good
cooks fail. One Is snow pudding. the
other a meringue. In the first instance
the egg and gelotine sre apt to separate,
md In the other the ncringue is prone
TO fall. II the Snow pudding IS nos
beaten at all until after j. begins 70
solidify, ie viii not settle. and If the
meringue does not come from the oven
. thick white <oar, Just fecked with
brown, il proves oDe OF three things:
.ither the pie or pudding was wet on
top when the egg was added TO il.
,r Il was cold. or the eggs themselves
lad rot been beaten TO perfect state
Of stifueS-N Y. Post.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-01-29
GENERAL STEAM SHIP AGENCY
MO PA TICKET OFFICE


MO. PA TICKET OFFICE.
Ia North Main Street,
Wichita. Kansas.
We can sell YOU through Railway
and Steamship tickets TO ell points T.,
the world.
We are agents for the following line.
OF Ocean Steamship Companies. and
keep the original tickets always on
hand, so that upon purchasing We can
hand them 10 you at once:
American Line-New York to South.
ampton.
American Llne--Philadelph:a to Liy-
erpocl.
Anchor Line-New York 20 Glasgow
Cunard Line-New York 10 Liverpool
North German Lloyd-New York 10
champion. Bremen, Genoa, Naoles
Gibraltar. Austria, China and japan.
White Star Line-Nsw York 10 Liver.
pool, Cape Town. South Africa and
South American points.
We also make c specially OF p-eosia
Ocean tickets. So that any one desiring
70 pay for a tickle; here 10 bring over
their friends from the Old countries can
co so safely md cheaply. We attend "a
the delivery o: the ticket OF the other
size. L. E. SLECKLEY.
p and T. A.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-01-29
Some Comicsl RuIis.

A very absent-minded German pro-
fessor named Johannes Amer. lately
died at Vienna, and the following are
a few of his remarkable bulls:
Julius Caesar, disguised as slave.
swan naked across the Hber."
Covered with innumerable wounds,
Caesar fell dead near Pompey's statue;
with one hand he covered his face with
his toga, with the other he called for
help"
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-01-29
CALIFORNIA LIMITED.

Gan u I Apl IL.
The Santa Fe Route has resumed its
celebrated California Limited train as a
leni-weekly, passing Newton Thurs
lays and Sundays. and reaching Los
Angeles from Wichita in about fifty
tours. Equipment of superb vestibuled
Pullman Palace Sleeping and Buffet
smoking cars and Dining car Most luxu
hous service via any line. Another Ex-
press train carrying Palace and Tourist
sieepers runs daily for California.
W. TORREY. Agt
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-01-29
ghe aaieta pay Eagle gridzs gorng sauaary 2s 1887

work. asked Mrs farley Of Mrx Per.
kins having reference to . wouid-be
waitress
Very" said Mra Perkins. when she
broke one OF my royal Worcester soup
plates she really didn't appear salts
fed until she had broken the other
IL. Oh, yes. Jennie Is thorough."-Tit.
RiS4
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-01-29

twas his wife's father " no spoke.
"Do you know" he said, that you
made q very poor impression upon ne
the first time you ealled?"
The wife's fathers son-in-law shooA
his head.
Well, you did, continued the father
1n-law OF the wife's fathers son-in-law.
i had half mind to kick you out"
Too bad you didn't" regretfully an
swered the son-in-law OF the Rther-in~
law of the wife's fathers sen-inrlaw-
Chicago Post.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-01-29
Taking No CHANCES.

Sick Physician-My dear, must axl<
you to send for DR.. Cutem, as feel tho
necessity of having medical treatment.
His Wife-But why do you not doctor
yourself?
Sick Physician--How can You asic
when you are aware how few of my pa
tients recover.-N. Y. Tribune.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-01-29

DO I love GEORGE" Euzed Clars.
softly. "or is II simply . sisser's II,
lection that feel for" Just the
Bobby burst noisily into the room asd
interrupted her meditations. Get ous
of here, you little brati" she shouted.
and. seizing him by the arm. abe shos
him through the door. "Ah, mo-" she
sighed. ss she resumed her interrupted
train Of thought; my love for Georges
is not a sisters love. IL is something
sweeter. purer. higher and hoEer.r-
London EfvSrU
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-01-29
A Plea for Mercy.

"Oh, would you mind doing me . fS
ivor?"
with pleasure. What Is it?"
Kindly remove that costly manti.
out Of your window"
why, pray?"
Il shall be passing your shop with
my wife in half an hour."-Tit-BitS.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-01-29
". TORREY. Agent
FACTS WORTHY OF STRONG
EMPHASIS

The time from Wichita . St. Louis
via Santa Fe route and Kansas City in
Guiding thirty minutes lay over at Kan
sas City, is only 15l4 hours. making the
actual running time liS4 hours. This is
the quickest time to st. Louis. Smooth
track, elegant equipment and every
thing for comfort.
IL going 10 St. Louis or beyond try
the quick time Santa Fe route
Phone 159. ". TORREy,
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-01-29
His Conduct ExpissneA-

Mrs. Ferry-Just thinkl That mans
wife across tho way died only six weeka
ago. and to-day he is getting married.
Mr.. Ferry-Well. what would you
have? You surely could not expect .
man ON a salary to stand the expense OF
q funeral and q wedding all in the same
month, could you?-Cincinnaa En-
Quirer.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-01-29

II charge this man with arson"
shouted the excited fat man to the SUI
prised court.
That's a very grave charge, sir.
What evidence have you?"
Plenty of ii, your honor; plenty of it.
He fired me bodily down two flights Of
stairs and out OF the building"
He may have fired you, but You adj
nait his putting You out Next!"-De-
itroit Free Press
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-01-29
what He'd Iearned

Sarcasm generally doesn't pay. unlsss
It be OF the pleasant kind used By az
Irishn,n 20 bis ernployer-a coal deals,
who proposed TO discharge him b
cause -he couldn't learn snyShing."
We'll. I've learned one thing since
TIE been with you.- said Pat
What's thzt2"
THAT 1880 makes a ton Pat Va,
reta;1ed.-O1r Animal Friends
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-01-29
A Spirited Interview,

"And you asked her father for her
'hand?"
eyes"
"Was he violent?"
"Very. He said must be IN idiot TO
think of such a thing"
what did you reply?"
II told him that of course he knew
his own family better than I did, but
that was willing to take my chances"
Washington Star.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-01-29
Alpha and omega.

Ccra-The great trouble with female
suffragists is that they 20 TO extrenes@
Merritt quite agree with you. niH
dear. They used to be satixfsd with
short hair. row they want short skirt.4
IN. Y. Journal.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-01-29
Satisfied with Himself.

Missionary-Now, my frieod. is itPos.
sible that your conscience does not re
proach you?
Westerner-Weu; I s'pose there's .
few cusses I ought to have shot an
didn't, but there amt many.-N. I.
Journal.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-01-29
Not High Grade.
unehor,

Husband-Oh, you have wheels IN
your head.
Wife-Well. what of that? Other
people are similarly situated.
Husband-Yes, but yours are dry
goods store wheels.-Up-to-Date.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-01-29
Inesrestin rIInformation

sand now, little children" said the
Sunday school superintendent "if you
are good children some day you may
wear a golden crown"
Paws got one on his tooth now
chirped the smallest and newest boy
Indianapolis Journal.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-01-29

Hungry Dawson-By gee! I some.
times think our profession is jist about
the meanest bisness goin'.
Hobo Hank-Huh! Wot's wrong wild
it?
Hungry Dawson-Wellywen other fel.
llers is abused, they kin strike; but,
idurn it all, the only way we could strike
would be by goin' to worki-N. Y.
Truth.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-01-29
First Evidences

@What was the first indication you
had that she was in love with you"
at WAS when she began to examine
my coat to see if she could find another
woman's hair on the shoulder."-Buf-
falo Evening Times.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-01-29
Case of uersdify.

Kohlspripg-Do you beiisTs in heredt,
II. Mrs. WeStside?
Mrs. WestslSe-Most axsursdly doc
There Il Pearl Place: her father was q
boilerrnaker. ard abe fairly dSses O.
Wagrer.-I3usaio Evening Tirasa.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-01-29
Irnly MonderfuL

"what do you think OF my Frsnsas
Jules ?'' asked of my Paris guide
'It las wonderful. madame" hs -.
piled. courteously. IN al nv iifs b.
fore never have heard azysing nDs H.
-In-Rita.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-01-29

Mrs. McBride-Before we wers mar.
ried you often wished there was some
brave deed you could do for me to show
your love.
Mr.. McBride-Yes, dear, and would
do it now.
Mrs. McBride-Then. love. go dowL
into the kitchen and discharge Bridget.
Boston Courier.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-01-29
A Profitnble Corohination.

Talk about luck. That man Den.
slow has it in ple-plated chunks"
How do you figure il out?"
why, his wife was born on Christ
mas. and Christmas is also the ami
versary Of their marriage. You see, the
rest of the year is pure velvet for him.
Cleveland Leader.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-01-29
Life at the Afines-

Pennsylvania Citizen (brcathlesslyt
Come down to Shantytown- Tha
Uungarians are killing each Other and
the cutters are running with blood
Peznsylvsnis Constable-Myi myf
What is it-a Wedding or q christening7
m. Y. Weekly.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-01-29
What Did She Meouc

Mr.. De Bore-Miss Emma, perhaps
ought not to call on you, as understand
you deny yourself of all amusement.
Miss Eyes, do, Mr.. De Bore.
Como as often as you like.-Bay City
Chat
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-01-29
How He RefraAsed

He-I hope You ladies appreciate ths
great self-confrol am exhibiting.
One OF the Girls-Self-ccntro'f Ia
what way?
II have said nothing about thurA
between two roses."-N. Y. Truth
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-01-29
The Horrid Brother.

Oara's little brother had heard the
barber say something about her beau's
beard being a Ia mode. Running in to
her as she was seated with the family
at the dinner table he exclaimed:
"Clare, it won't be fun for you 10 kiss
1fr. Mouser any more, cause he's had
his beard all moved. Boston Courier.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-01-29
ADMINISTRATORS EXCURSION

INh1ID-N'
On Jan. 3 and 10, Feb. 2 and is, March
2 and is, April and 20, May 4 and IS
THE GREAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE
will sel' excursion tickets to points in
Arkansas, Indian Territory, Oklahoma,
Texas, Louisiana and Arizona at ONE
FARE PLUS $500 ROUND TRIP. For
particulars address HAL 5. RAY
Phone 100. d. Z. a.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-01-29
HOMESEEKERS' EXCURSIONS VIA
SANTA EE ROIrTE

Jan. and ls. Feb. and 16. March . and
is. April and 20. and May and IS. the
Santa Fe viii sell excursion tickets 10
points in Arkansas. Arizona. Indian Ter
ritory. Louisiana. New Mexico. Oklaho-
na and Texas at rate Of one fare. plus
$500, round trip. For further Informal
ton call On, or address
w. TORREY, Agent
Phone 1872
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-01-29
Ph,,o.opbv with a Basis.

Tommy-What does the paper mean,
pa, by saying that Mr.. Tomlinson bore
the loss of his handsome property by
fire very philosophically?
Tonrmy's Pa-Umph! 1t means THAI
he was insured for moro than its value.
-Tit-Bits.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-01-29
GAOrCe Tumbled

II don't see any mistletoe hanging in
the old-time place." said George. re-
proAchfully.
Papa could not afford 1t this year
replied Grace, coyly; 'fbut I've got the
ribbon in my hair used to hang the
mistletoe up with"
George fell over himself-N. y.
World
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-01-29
Whero the Rule Fails.

Professor-The same cause must al
ways produce the same effect.
Student-Oh, I don't know about
that.
P.-Cite an example that diproves II.
Swell, poor cooking will make q
man get married. Afterwards poor
cooking will make him get a DIVORCE
Up-to-Date.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-01-29

Through tickets, baggage checks,
maps. time tables and full Information
about the Santa Fe route and Frisco
line can be obtained from their ticket
Office at Douglas avenue station. which
IS open until 1o:40 p. N. every day. All
questions cheerfully answered.
W. TORREY, Aren't
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-01-29
WomSu's Waya

"when AIRS. Rawton lived IN Ps~pasA
she wouldn't wear . gown unless IL wa
made IN Chicago.
Yes. and roys that shs lives II Chi
eago, she won't wear any gown rnadA
outside Of Paris -Ckicago Record
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-01-29
Pro and Con

Mrs. Todgers-I am always IN favor
of giving the under dog show.
Mrs. Rodgers-It's a wonder, then.
that you don't remove the pressure
from your husband once in awhile.
The ensuing affair was not governed
by Queensbury rules.-ClevelandL Lead,
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-01-29
A F. AND A. NJ.
Admission, 10 Cents.

For the annual meeting Of the grand
fodge, chapter and council, at Sa-ina,
February Is to 10, the SANTA FE will
sell round trip tickets for one fare. A
through free chair car will be run from
Wichita to Salina February Is and 16,
leaving Wichita at 10:41 a. m, and arrlV-
Ing at Salina at p. N.
W. TORREY,
,PhonA 1sa. Agent
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-01-29
It's Usefulness Explained.

whats dictionary. Chris?"
"Oh, it's 4 book where you look up
the words that other people don't know
the meaning ON. Y. Truth.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-01-29
Not AlWAN

Miss Ru6y-Wasn't it sad about Mr..
LaIrabee?
Mr.. Gimp IAN old bachelor)-What Is
It?
HE was married on Tuesday, and died
on the following Friday"
"Yes, it's sad; ma1riagedoesn't always
prove fatal so soon."-Harlem Life.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-01-29
Liko other Medicine.

Penelope hear you are engaged &c
Mis- Dingbetts at last.
Eeginald-Yes; she refused ms si1
times. but / perseyered.
Penelope-Then you were well shakes
before taLing.-Harlem Life.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-01-29
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