The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1897-06-30
All Sorts Of Paragraphs.

- It is better to be disappointed in
love than in marriage.
= People who borrow trouble are
always giving it away.
An inch of rain meas 100 tons
Of water on every ere.
= Texas is harvesting the largest
grain crop in its history.
- The man who never made Q mis-
take in his life never got married.
- Closhing to the amount of 81,
zoe, 900, GOO is made annually inthe
United States and Europe.
= Louisiana claims to have the
largest farm in the world; il is 100
miles long by 25 miles broad.
= During the last rs years the
United States patent Office has granted
I'll patents to Thomas A. Edison.
An absolutely freprocf chimney.
so feet high, has been built OF paper
in B~reslau. It is che only one OF the
kind.
What is a man pro6ted who
gains a h1ndred dollars worth OF prop
erty and loses $4,000 worth of char
acter?
"There's one wise thing about
having only one Leg" said the veteran.
ga pair Of socks lasts twice as long as
l-.,gd otboru;so -
= She--"I never expected TO work
like this when I married you He
II didn't suppose you cared. You
worked hard enough to get me, diy
your
= Mothers will find Chamberlain
Cough Remedy especially %valuablefor
Group AMI whooping cough. 1t will
give prompt relief and is safe and
pleasant. We have sold it for several
years and it has never failed to give
the most perfect satisfaction. G. W..
Richards, D~uquesne, Pa. Sold by
Hill-Orr Drug Co.
TITS surprising how impractical
some very learned men are. Yes;
there's Professor Lingwist, for exam
pie. He spent one-half his life in &C
curing auency in nine or ten different
languages, and then went and married
a wife who never gives him a chance
to get a word in e%dgeways.'
Mr.. James Perlue, an old soldier
residing at Monroe, Mich., was Sc
verely afflicted with rheumatism but
received prompt relief from pain BY
using Chamberlain's Pain Balm. he
says: CAT times my back would ache
so badly that I could hardly raise up.
If I had not gotten relief I would not
be here to write these few lines.
Chamberlain Pain Balm has done me
a great deal Of good and I feel very
| thankful for it." For sale by Hill
Orr Drug Go.
- Old shoes are utilized in France
in several ways. Sometimes the leather
is ground ond wrought into a paste
which can be transformed into en- ex.
cellent imitation of morocco. Another
scheme is to soak the pieces Of leather
in water to soften them, and then to
cut uppers for shoes of q smaller size.
Any rubbish which is left can be,
turned. to advantage by farmers as
fertilizers.
- If it required an annual outlay
of $1,000 90 to insure a family against
any serious consequences from an at
tack of bowel complaint during the
year there are many who would feclit
their duty to pay it; that they could
not afford to risk their lives, and those
of their family for such an amount.
Any one can get this insurance for25
cents, that being the price Of a bottle
of Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy. In almost every
neighborhood some one has died from
an attack of bowel compl;.nt before
medicine could be procured or a phys
ician could be summoned. One or
two doses of this remedy will cure any
ordinary case. It never fails. Can
an amount? For sale by Hill-Orr
Drug Co.
-Currituck County, North Carolina,
has long been famed for the most stall
wart menin the State, and now it adds
a product of a fat boy thirteen years
and six months old who weighed on
April 9Th 1876 pounds. His name is
Lewis 7. Lewark. He has ten broth
ers and sisters, whose weight ranges
from 1870 to $50 pounds. His parents
are under medium size and weight;
his ancestors were sometimes fat peo-
pie, showing hat qualities skip chill
dren and reproduce remote ancestors.
Atlanta Constitution.