Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1897-05-29
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He-"I love you better than my life"
She-"Consdering the life you lead |
cannot say that | am surprised. IN
dlanapolis Journal
They say people who live together
get to look alike" rs that so? Well,
/ just In the interest of science, let's try
it."-Chicago Record.
/ Freddy-"What is craftsmanship,
papa?" Papa-"Statesmanship, my
son, is successful politics. New York
Commercial Advertiser
+ Bown-"Why do they call the BIZ
cycle the silent steed'?" Smith Il
don't know, exactly. The horse isn't
saying a word, Is he?'-Puck.
Hobson-"Is Robson a man you can
trust?" DobSon-"Yes; that is, if you
lend him anything; it's all you car do"
New York Commercial Advertiser.
The Governess-'I know French and
German" Mrs. Uptodate-"That is
not sufficient. | want some one who
can teach my children Scotch. Brook
Ign Life.
Frances-"Yes. he is pursuing litera-
ture." Gertlude-"Indeed! And Is lie
very successful?" Frances-"No. It is
still long way ahead of him."-Cleve-
land Leader
Mos men," said Uncle Eben. talks
bout de commones' kind O. troubles
like dey done 'scoyered 'em an could
,p;A -, Of do oh a h.
ington Star
while Miss FitZ was away. George
took her parrot" Anything happen"
Il don't know; she keep the parrot
down cellar now, and the engagement
Is off."-Lfe.
Leola-"Don't you think they are two
souls with but single thought"
Hazel-"Well, | shouldn't wonder.
They are both making fools of them
selves Truth.
what is hardy rosebush?" at Is
one that doesn't mind your mother pull
ing it up by the roots every few days
to see If it has begun to grow yet.
Chicago Record.
Some men," said Uncle Eben, 'kin
train er dog ter do anything dey tells
i'm an at de same time de mos dis
ohejintest chillun in de neighborhood."
Washington Star.
Wickwire-"You made some "'oney
on the fight, didn't your Nudge
mo; don't think did. | won $25 and
spent $4S of it the same night.
dianapolis Journal.
He Geryently)-"Your eyes are like
the stars above" She (sleeptly)-
There are no stars above just now,
Charles-the sun is about to rise
Brooklyn Daily Eagle.
Hostess-"Ah, NJ. lie Ministre, sit
down on this Ottoman" Russian Sip
limat-"Parbleu! | would frazer
stand. Re ware thought eez eempossi-
ble"-New York Press.
He-"Do you think your father would
offer me personal violence If were to
ask him for you" She-"No, but |
think he will if you don't pretty soon."
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Wildly was thinking of late expert
ence at the club, when his wife asked:
Did Mr.. Lusk call?" Not him: l
bluffed him with a $10-er-what was
that, dearT'-Baltimore News.
She-"Did you have any trouble in
getting papa TO listen to you" He
Not bit. l began by telling him l
knew of a plan whereby he could save
money."-Cincinnati Enquirer.
Getting acquainted; Are you the
new girl?" asked Mr.. Wheeler, coming
down to breakfast Yes, sir" replied
the maid. what make Of wheel do
YOU rideY-Yonkers Statesman.
Its a shame" cried the young wife;
mot a thing in the house fit to eat. I'm
going right home to papa!' IF you
don't mind, dear said the husoand,
reaching for his hat, IN go with you"
-Yonkers Statesman.
Hodge-"Hello. ole man, what's goin
on in Pumpkinville?" Podge-"Nuth-
in. wy, hits jest got so blamed dun
house rent has stopped an the interest
on what a Teller owes hez plum quit
Atlanta Constitution.
There was strange man here to see
you to-day, papa" said little Ethel, who
met her father in the hall as he came
home on Wednesday night. did he
have a bill?" mo, papa. He had just
a plain nose. Newark Call.
Walker-"They say that Napoleon
was so self-possessed that not even the
sound of pistol fired close to his ear
could make him start" Wheeler-"He
wouldn't have stood much show IN a
bicycle race."-Indianapolis Journal.
"From state to state the spirit
walks - ouoted Mrs Ticounter; now,