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Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-03-02
Wiser Than. Ills Wife.

Mrs. Crimsonbeak Gas her husband
comes in late at night )-What does the
clock say, John? sszs@-z.:s.
Mr.. Crimsonbeak with difficulty "
Nothing, madam, nothing. It's got
sense enough to say nothing Yonkersy
Statesman. 81
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-03-02

Piso's Cure for Consumption is an A
No. l Asthma medicine-W R. Williams,
Antioch, Ills, April IL, 1884,
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-03-02

The world creed is: He Is the best man
who wears the best coat Rams Horn.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-03-02

Easy to have rheumatism. Just as easy
20 get rid of it with st. Jacobs Oil.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-03-02
NO-TO-Bac for Fifty Cent?.

Over 400 ,O00cured Why not let No-To-Bac
regulate or remove your desire tor tobacco ?
Saves money, makes health and manhood
Cure guaranteed, SOC and 81 90, all druggists
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-03-02

No man can become great unless the peo-
Die exaggerate his best points. - Atchison
Globe.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-03-02

When bilious or costive eat Cascaret.
candy cathartic, cure guaranteed lOc, Csc.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-03-02

A man who will go a block out of his way
to shake hands with everybody he sees is
no better friend than some who hardly take
tune to speak ashington Democrat.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-03-02

Don't give a tract where bread is need
n,ost.-Ram's Horn.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-03-02

Iowa farms for sale 81 per acre cash, bal.
: crop until paid j. Mulhall, Waukegan, III.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-03-02

Nobody gets as much and as profitable
free advertising as prize fighter
son Globe
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-03-02

Cascarets stimulate liver, kidneys and
bowels Never sicken, weaken or grippe, 10c
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-03-02

The man who is cnvious of evil-doers will
soon be an evil-doer himself Ram's Horn
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-03-02

Frost bites are like burns and scalds. All
are cured by st. Jacobs Oil.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-03-02

The men who work are not usually t
dead beats.-Atchlson Globe.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-03-02

What men call failure may often be what
angels call success.-Rams Horu.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-03-02

Just try Zoe box of Cascarets candy ca
thartic, finest liver a nd bowel regulat tor made
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-03-02

Every real nice old lady should have her
picture taken with her Bible in her hands.
It gives the people an added respect for the
Bible.-Atchison Globe.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-03-02

''Hit's GURUS ter me- said Uncle Eben,
tier hyuh how folks will 'buse err gossip be-
him her back, an ter see how glad dey acks
wen she comes 'roun' ter tell de news
Washington Star.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-03-02

Icy pavements and bruises give aches and
pains. St. Jacobs OIL gives cure. comfort.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-03-02

Cold stifens sprained muscle. St. ia.
cobs Oil warns, softens and cures it.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-03-02

Every failure carries guide book to sue
cess in its inside pocket.-Ram's Horn.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-03-02

With cold neuralgia increases. With St.
Jacobs Oil it decreases and Is cured.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-03-02

The man whose cause IS wrong is sure
to be the loser if be gains lt.-Ram's Horn.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-03-02

Atimely ILL., Essay on Artichokes ssent out
free by J. Vissering. Alton, LII. Seed 81 blu.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-03-02

It takes a hot fire to purify gold.-Ram!
Horn
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-03-02

they could
cure me but
failed to do
I gave up
in despair
and took to
my bed. I
had dreadful
pains i'll my
heart,
faiutiup. Il
spells, v
sparks be- =
fore my
my eyes
and some
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-03-02

times would get so blind, I could not
see for several minutes.
Icould not stand very long without
feeling sick and vomiting. I could not
breathe long breath without scream
ing, my heart panied So.
I also had female weakness, infam-
nation of ovaries, painful menstrual
ton, displacement of the womb, itch
ing of the external parts, and ulcera-
ton of the womb. Ihave had all these
complaints.
The pains had to stand were some
thing dreadful My husband told me
to try bottle of Lydia E. Pinkhams
medicine, which did, and after taking
It for while, was cured No other
kind Of medicine for me as long as you
make Compound. / hope every woman
who suffers will take your Compound
and Be cured Minis. J. s. McGMLAss
III Kilburn avenue, Rockford, Ell
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-03-02
A Wonderful Statement

From Mrs. McGillas to Mrs. Pfnkham.
I think it my duty, dear Mrs. Pink
ham, to tell you what your wonderful
Compound has done for me.
was dreadfully ill-the doctors said
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1897-03-02
FEEDING THE CALVES.

A Cheap and Handy Device Designed for
This Purpose.
It is claimed that young calves when
fed on skim milk in the usual way,
from bucket or trough, gulp it down
too rapidly for best results. A cheap
and handy device is made by using "a
piece of light wood board, cut round. so
as to fit loosely inside of a common pail
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-09-11
Fox and Hounds.

For little way the pack follows
steadily upon the line, gaining fast.
Suddenly a leading hound views 100
yards in front the beaten fox. He raises
his voice in frantic delight. The rest
of the pack in turn catch sight of their
prey, and now, ravening together, dash
forward with crash Of voices, with re-
newed pace and vigor. The fox knows
now that the end is very near, yet be
still holds his head straight and presses
on. The sight, even to the hardened fox
hunter, is almost pathetic one. Here
is no friendly ditch, DO bush, no shell
ter CT any kind where the hunted
creature may set himself up at the last
and die at least with his back to the
wall. All is bare, inhospitable and
open. The pack flashes forward, one
hound three lengths ahead of his fell
lows. He is within five yards of his
prey. The fox suddenly faces round
with open mouth and barred teeth. The
big hound grapples him fiercely, receiv-
ing nasty bite as he does So In an
other instant the whole pack are mingled
in one wild delirium. The death has
come. The huntsman gallops up, jumps
off his good chestnut, rescues the dead
and now tattered quarry, and, with the
field gathered round him, proceeds to
conduct the last rites III due FORM
Saturday Review.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-09-11
GOOD AND POOR LIVING.
Great Deal of the Latter and Little of the
Former In the South During the War.


But the frightful mortality of the camp,
says Professor b. l.. Gildersleeve In the
September Atlantic, does not strike the
imagination so forcibly as does the car
mage of the battlefield, and no layman
cares to analyze hospital reports and com.
pare the medical with the surgical history
of the war Famine, the twin evil of pes
thence, Is not so easily forgotten, and tho
dominant note of Aristophanes, hunger.
was the dominant note of life In the Con.
federacy, civil rs we'll as military. The
Confederate soldier was often on short "a.
tions, but the civilian was not much bet.
ter off. do not mean those whose larders
were swept by the Bosom of the invaders.
mot dust of flour, not an ounce Of
meat, left in the house, " was not an un.
common cry along the line of march, but
it was heard elsewhere, and | remember
how l raked up examples of European and
Asiatic frugality with which to re-enforce
my editorials and hearten my readers-the
scanty fare of the French peasant, the raw
oatmeal of the Scotch stonecutter, the
finty bread of the Swiss mountaineer, the
Spaniard's cloves of garlic, the Greek S
handful of olives and the Hindoos hand
full of rice.
The situation was often gayly accepted.
The not infrequent proclamation of fast
days always served as a text for mutual
banter, and starvation parties were the
rule social gatherings at which apples
were the chief refreshment. Strange
streaks of luxury varied this dead level of
scant and plain fare. The stock of fine
wines, notably madeiras, for which the
south was famous. did not all go to the
hospitals. Here and there provident souls
had laid in boxes of tea and bags of coffee
that carried them through the war, and
the chief outlay was for sugar, which rose
In price as tho war went on, until 1t al
most acquired the poetical character 1t
bore in Shakespeare's time. Sugar, tea
and coffee once comprised, the daintiness
Of old times occasionally came back, and
have been assured by those who brought
gold with them that Richmond was q par.
adise of cheap and good living during the
war.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-09-11
A Queer Queen.

A captain in regiment stationed III
Natal, when paying his company one
day, CHANGED to give man Transvaal
half crown, which, as one would nat
urally expect, bears "the image and
superscription" of President Kruger
The man brought it back to the pay
table and said to the captain, please,
sir, you We given me bad half crown. +"
The officer took the coin, and, with
out looking at it, rang it on the table
and then Remarked: 1T sounds all
right Bagster. What's wrong with it?"
lyon luke at it, sir, was the reply.
The captain glanced at the coin, say
ing: Its all right, man. 1t will pass
in the canteen.
This apparently satisfied Bagster,
who walked off, making the remark,
IF you say it's a right, sir, it is "a
right, but it's the first time I've seed the
queen wi whiskers on. London An
SwpIs
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-09-11
isrant and Ochiltree.

President Grant made Colonel Ochij
tree "a marshal for certain district in
Texas. The colonel, however, did not
spend much Of his time at home, but
went skylarking about the country
wherever his fancy led him. This
caused so many complaints to be filed
against him that at last the president
sent for him TO come TO Washington.
While waiting in the White House
reception room for his turn to see the
president, Ochiltree began reading a re-
port of the preceding days races at
Saratoga and was surprised TO see that
a horse bearing his own name, Tom
Ochlltree, had carried off second money.
When he faced President Grant, the
latter said he was sorry to learn that
an appointee of his should be in any
way derelict in his duty
''The fact is, Tom, l can hardly pick
up paper that | don't run across your
name, said he. land you seem to be
about everywhere except in Texas,
where you ought to be.
General, said the Texan, with a
smile as radiant as California sun
set, "if you'll read the papers today
you'll find that l carried off second
money at Saratoga yesterday and am
said to be i'll fine form and faster than
ever. See here.
And he showed the sporting page OF
the paper in his pocket.
Am l to blame, he said, "if. while
| am faithfully attending to my duties
at home, some COMPOUNDED race horse
is disgracing my name about the coun-
try?"
The president thought not, and Tom
hurried back home and stuck to bust
mesquite awhile. Chicago Times
Herald
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-09-11
victoria's Chief Butler.

The salary of Queen Victoria's chief
butler, who looks after the beer, wines,
and spirits, is $500 year. This func-
tionary must have palate of exquisite
delicacy, as in him is vested the pur-
chase Of the wines drunk by royalty.
He is also expected to superintend the
decanting of the wines, which he ac-
companies to the royal table with an
air of affectionate solicitude and sees
that they are partaken of at the proper
moment The present holder of the
office is said to be the finest judge Of
Rhine wines in the world. Her majesty
chief butler is also responsible for the
laying of the table, the actual work be-
ing performed by two principal table
deckers, with e200 year each. -
Strand Magazine.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-09-11
alleged Robbers Are
Given Another
Hearing
Bound Over to u. =. Court
,ne hancock Park Xester
day Were Very Interesting
Other News.

: Tho examination of Willard Foster,
o,ios william Manning, and wallace
To.ter, charged with being the Calumet
-. office robbers, was held before
,,a;,od States Com missioner Finn yester-
doy. About the same testimony and
aNtoesses we're heard as before the justice
- Calumet at the examination when the
n.iooDers were in the hands OF IKE county
oR.ors Ia addition, the finding OF a
ononttv of due stamp, secreted near
bore the satchel was found was brought
-, IN the examination OF witnesses.
H. abandoning of the boat and the
ndiug of their fish rod and tatchel will
no accounted for by the defense by the
stealing of the boat outfit by some one
unknown, presumably the persons who
did the robbery The prisoners admit
the facts proved about their being here
~vd say they we're down here for a good
line and the reason they went back in
the manner they did to Ontonagon was
because they found their boat had been
stolen. Commissioner Finn bound the
defendants over for trial TO the United
States court at Marquette with bonds in
sae sum of $1,000 each. These bonds
Neither man was able to furnish.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-09-11
There Is Nothing 80 GOOD.

There Ia nothing just az good IA DR..
Kings New Discovery for Consumption,
Coughs and Colds, 40 demand il and do
not permit the dealer to cell YOU some
substitute. He will not claim there is
anything better. but in order to make
more profit he may claim something else
to be just az good. You want DR.. King
New Discovery because you know it to be
safe and reliable. and guaranteed to do
good or money refunded. For Coughs,
Colds, Consumption and for all affections
Of Throat Chest and Lungs, there
h nothing &C good az is DR.. Kings New
Discovery. Trial bottle free. Regular
size so cents and 81. For sale by d. T.
Macdonald.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-09-11
"My bow came home from school on,

"My boy came home from school one
day with his hand badly lacerated and
bleeding, and suffering great pam, says
Mrs. +. j. Schall, with Meyer Bros Drug
Co, st. Louis, Mo. II dressed the
wound, and applied Chamberlain Pain
Balm freely. All pain ceased. and il re-
markably short time it healed without
leaving scar. For wounds, sprains,
swellings and rheumatism know OF no
medicine or prescription equal to il. /
consider it a household necessity" The
20 and so cent sizes Tor sale by Solder
gren X Sodergren.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-09-11
"ue Was a Railway Porter"

A thin man, with distressing cough,
was inspecting some portmanteaus and
trunks in front of west end shop the
other day, when the proprietor Of the
place appeared and asked:
'Looking for portmanteau, sirT'
eyes"
"Here's the best 80 shilling bag ever
made, and I'm the only one that sells
'em at less than Co..
"No good" replied the thin man,
with sorrowful shake of his head.
Zone Of these trunks wouldn't stand
the journey from here to Bradford.
"What I'll warrant 'em TO go round
the world Take hold of one and bang
it about and convince yourself. ="
'Do You give me leave to test its
strength"
"Of course / do! Take hold"
The man with n distressing cough
drew in full breath, called out, by
your leave there!" as if warning plat.
form full of passengers, and then took
hold of the trunk. Rip went tho
handle, bang went the locks, and as no
stood il on end and upset it, and Topped
it back again, one hinge broke loose and
it split in two.
With twist of the wrists he gave
the two halves slam bang, which COM
pleted the wreck, and with bow to the
seller of portmanteaus, he joined the
crowd and disappeared.
upon my conscience, gasped the
proprietor as he viewed the ruins. "but
! made mistake in him He's rail
way porter instead of dying traveller !"
London Standard.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-09-11
just Like Him.

The Rev. Walter Cotton, author of
"Ship and Shore" and other books, gave
most forcible illustration of the char
acter of an officer on board the ship to
which he was attached as chaplain.
The officer was always meddling with
other peoples business and was seldom
i'm his own place. Consequently he was
most unpopular with the sailors.
One of them, goaded to unusual irri-
tation, said one day, II do believe that
at the general resurrection the lieuten-
ant will be found getting out of some
body else's grave.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-09-11
The races at the Hancock Driving Park

The races at the Hancock Driving Park
yesterday afternoon, though pot largely
attended because Of the threatening
weather, we're well contested and furn-
isEed lots of sport. There were several
ut finishes, the winner just poking his
nose ahead OF the second horse, and in
the 235 class the heats were so split that
the race could not be finished, leaving
Bay Tom and Silverton with two heats
apiece TO settle this afternoon. The 2;45
was also close and required four heats
!. settle. In the running race the fight
was between Billy Knox and Message.
with the latter favorite, and darkness
laid that race too oyer till today with
each horse credited with heat.
The summary Of the events follows:
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-09-11
Is saves the Croupy children

SEAvIEw. Va,-Wehave splendid sale
on Chamberlain's Cough Remedy, and
our customers from far and near, speak
OF it in the highest terms. Many have
said that their children would have died
OF Group il Chamberlains Cough Remedy
had not been giyen.-KELLAM & OURREN.
The % and so cent sizes for sale by Sod
ergren & Sodergren.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-09-11
lie summary of the events follows
2:45 CLASS,

WA. Dunn, trustee under the mort.
fge made by r. NJ. Hoar in favor OF a
number OF his creditors, is advertising
'or sale the undivided iour-fifth intert st
plmortgaCe in the quarry property coy-
red by the instrument. The sale will
-Aeplac at the court house on Satur-
oay' November ~, 1897 at p. m. The
pscrlption of the property is as follows:
"'S l. z and 3, section 7, township 53,
north Of range 32 west.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-09-11
Rucklen,s Arnica Naiyn.

The best salve In the world for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, feve,
sores. letter. chapped hands. chilblains,
corps. and al. skin eruptions. and posi-.
lively cures piles, or no pay required. 1t
Ia guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction,
or money refunded. Price. % cents per
box. For sale bv d. T. Macdonald,
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-09-11
Architectural Work

Persons about to build should employ
a competent architect TO get out the
plans and specification. Consult C. n.
Shand, architect and building superir-
tendent, who has opened an Office IN I'll e
Borgo block. Terms moderate.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-09-11

Marshal Foley, of Houghton, will he
very strict in the future in the matter al
not allowing unlicensed dogs to run the
streets. lie has posted notices of the or
dinance bearing on the subject.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-09-11

LosT-On Saturday, September 4, be-
tween the Hancock racing park and the
Northwestern Hotel a satcbel containing
bunch OF keys, a racing suit and two
policies, Finder please return to Wright
x Stringer's Office, Hancock, and receive
reward
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-09-11

on next Thursday evening there will
represented at the Armory Opera House
iue celeb ated comedy.drama, david
s'r'cS' preceded by a curtain riser
ioe bitterest Foe" The casts are
.o"posed oil local talent and the direc-
uoH Vi the staging, ETC., has been as
,u,ied oy Mrs. W, j. Young formerly of
'oohson's Stars Of Comedy. The even
.ity church.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-09-11

Charles Oiala, at AL Pine street. Red
Jacket, having large stock of footwear
on hand has determined to offer the same
at half price. Mems hip rubber boots.
Woonsocket, up to 1915. He has also
a large quantity OF ladies'. boys' and
'hildren's shoes which hr will oiier at
greatly reduced prices. Remember the
place, 447 Pine street.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-09-11

'unA James, the Splinter, wants to
'n Dooley' OF Calumet. Not being al.
r., Gu 70 enter the recent field day at
Ua'uIet be would like to arrange n
aVu with enough OF an object at stake
paS LOT the necessary course OF train
mall i"ere was considerable talk of
sa, Nanny a match at the bicycle meet last
Ca,u but forfeit money from the
coming. ""' "o' 'o''n-
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-09-11
Notice tOtbe Pubitc

| have bought the full stock OF DDS
formerly owned by Sam Mawrence at
4O4 Filth street and have opened a new
store at the same place, which will be
known as the Bargain Tin Store" Give
me a cali and see what have for sale.
EDWARD MOVIE.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-09-11

The EDworth League will hav'
charge OF the evening s'rvice OF Grac-
M. + church tomorrow in the absence of
the pastor. A literary and musical pro
gram has been prepared by members.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-09-11

Miss Teenie Thomas died last night at
Hancock, having been carried off by thai
dreadful disease. consumption. at the
early age OF % years. She taught last
year in the public schools. Miss Thomas
leaves two sisters TO mourn her early
taking away.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-09-11
a Cure for Bilious collie.

RESOURCE, Screven Co., Gal have
been subject to attacks OF bilious collie
Tor several years. Chamberlain's Cholic,
Cholera and DiarfbGa Remedy is the only
sure relief. 1t acts like charm. One
dose ct it gives relief when all other rem
eties fail.-G. ID. SHARP. For sale by
Sodergren & Sodergrep.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-09-11
InstrucuOn In NurAinx.

Ladies desiring to avail themselves oil
a course OF lectures and instruction to
be given in nursing at the Lake Superior
Hospital at Lake Linden during the com.
ing fall and winter should, without de.
lay, call or write to DR.. George w. Orr,
Lake Linden. The lectures and instruc.
ton will commence on the I'd OF Septem.
Der next at 10 a. m,
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-09-11

DR.. and Mrs. Lane have gone To the
lower part OF the State. He will do some
work IN different places for the geolosi-
cal survey and will nc return TO Hough-
ton until the first OF the year after spend
ing the holidays east.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1897-09-11

The saloon at the est end of French
town, Houghton, has this significant
Invitation posted for the residents fur
ther on, the first chance ana the last
chance"