Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1897-01-06
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The Kneippist maiden sadly limps,

open confession, they say, is good
for the soul" "Yes, good for the soul
that makes it, but very tough on the
one that has to listen to it."-Chicago
Record.
Say, father, why have all the pic
lures got frames?" "Why, you little
fool, so that the artist may know when
to stop painting, of course."-Fliegend
Blaetter
willie, you mustn't mock people
when they speak. It's very impolite."
Il didn't mean to be impolite, mamma.
l was just playing | was the echo.'-
Harper's Round Table.
Photographer Ito Uncle SD-"You are
a splendid sitter, sir" Uncle 81
wall, so the say to home. I've been
pmcticin' sittin' for nigh onto twenty
years. s."-Harper's Bazaar.
Miss Daisy Medders (coyly)-"Do you
love me, Jason?" Jason Huckleberry--
"'Course love you! Do you s'pose I'd
have been actin the fool over you all
this time IL didn'tr-Truth.
Did you divide your bonbons with
your little brother, Mollie?" Eyes, ma;
toes. You know he is awfully fond of
reading Chicago Inter Ocean.
There came burst of thunder sound
The boy! Oh where was he?
He grabbed his water-cycfe-and
Went scorching DER the sea.
Chicago Record.
Hicks-"I hear there Is trouble be-
tween Bowser and his wife, Hicks
"Yes; he brought home tandem, and
they have been fighting ever since
about who shall ride in front."-Bos-
ton Transcript.
She-"He whistled as he went, for
want of thought. OF course it was
be- You wouldn't find girl whistlins
for want of thought He-"No; she
wouldn't whistle; she'd talk. Indian
apolis Journal.
You say you got even with that
stingy relative of yours by giving his
boy bicycle? How is that" Don't
you see? It'll cost him more to buy the
extras than l paid for the WHEEL
New York Herald.
Mudge-"If there is one thing l do
pride myself on, 1t is my independence
of character" wire-"Well,
man who lives in the way you do does
MT have to depend on his character."-
indianapolis Journal.
wire-"You seem to be pretty
we'll trained down since you got your
wheel, and yet l never see you riding"
Mudge-"I don't have to ride. 1t keeps
me thin worrying about the payments"
indianapolis Journal.
Sne-"You saw the Count of Brasse,
did you? Now, tell me, don't you think
he is striking personagew He-"Yes,
l do. l had not been introduced to him
an hour when he struck me for loan
of $10."-Harlem Life.
Citizen-"There's plenty of work for
an able-bodied man to do. Why don't
you apply for position as sandwich
manY Tramp-"It's agin me convic-
tions. De newspaper is de on'y adver-
tising medium. Judge.
"Who generally gets the last word
when one of your conventionsi gets in
to an argument" And the lady orator
looked pityingly at the masculine in
quirer and answered.; There isn't any
last word Washington Star.
Wife examining the bilD-"Do you
remember, my dear, how many trout
you caught last Saturday, Husband
There were just twelve; all beauties.
Why?" Wife-'The fishmonger has
made a mistake; he only charges for
half dozen" ."-Tit-bits.
y thought, Alice, that you were en-
gagged to Harry Smith, and now hear
you are going to marry his father"
That's right, Maude. The old gentle
man said he could support only one of
us. and | decided to: be that one and
,, took the er."-Detroit Free Press.
Indeed, Miss Rox, you are the ,snly
girl / ever iived," began the young. man
who was trying to propose to the elder
ly heiress; 81 suppose you .haYe., had
that sort of thing said to you for the
past twenty years, but In this In
stance" "SirYs-Indianapolfs JoGr-
nal =. ~. r..
WILT am tired Of this. Mes and
am going to the, other world !, >NkaIaa,-
'What?' DO you mean that you intend
to Commit sviicidef" WillNs'No, no; 1
mean London, Paris, and perhaps VI
emma" Marie-'I, too, am tired of this
life. Take me with you, and let's have
a double efuneral."-Town Topics.
81 wish you would tell me-" said the
agent, who had long been on Mr.
Snagg's trail, what is your insuperable
objection to insuring your life?" II
don't mind telling you," replied Snaggs;
1.-The idea of being more valuable after
l am dead than while am alive is dis
tasteful to me. ."-Pittsburg Chronicle.
Telegraph.