The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1897-12-30
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SUNNYsIDE (Which is under the erstel
Canaille). December 20. 1897.

SUNNYsIDE (Which is under the gratel
Canaille), December 20, 1897.
DEER EDITUR: 1t IL with feeln's akin
tn aw, that talk up mi pen tn rite NV
sum things which air deer tn mi hart.
Wee air havin a whail NV time doun
hear over the Poast Offs In comen with
moast NV mi Republican trends belesve
in the time onered Dmicratck docterin
''tu the victims belong the spiles."
also beleave in that luther DimicratiCk
sentiment, deer tn every onest Republi-
ken hart, turn the raskils out" THAR
air sum things which air sad tn rite
about-thair air sum mistaiks which it
talks yeres tn remidy. Won Nv the Wrist
mistaiks the Republicans NV this pre-
sinct ever maid WIZ when tina failed tn
nominait me fur Justis of the Peas. 1t
wuz a CRATE mistaik and it cost our be-
luved party deer. Az it wuz the Pops
skooped the hole wurks and never even
left us a constable tn Gro over. Had our
beloved party had sullishent foresite
wood hav got the nominashen on the hurst
ballet. | Good then hav gon out on the
stait campain and maid mi mark az n
speaker and the Yackimaw Republick
wood hav announsed mi cunning az
Judge Jinkins ov Sunnyside insted nv
plane Johe Jenkins, Republican war hors
(which IL sugjestiv Nv moar pashen than
! poses. 1t brakes mi hart tn think NV
il. Ut wuz the dreme NV mi life tn be a
justis). In antisipashen Nv mi nomina
shen and the CRATE mead NV our party fur
onest mummy speakers | had comitted
llor's Bynum's speeches tn memmefy.
(Bynum wuz "A onest mummy DimiCrat-
the saim az Ginetsl Buckaneer, and our
nacherel alb. | had doctered them up
with lokel ioaks so that tina wood hay bin
AZ good AZ the speeches Dalzel charged
our trends five dollers apeas for. Az
thar wnz no demand fur speakers with
out "Judg" or Zion" stnk tn THAR
Mains my eloquent tung Wuz tide, and
THAR WIZ nuthing left fur me tn du but
tn sualler in greet and line up with mi
culerd bruthren at the poles. | rite yu
thus planely that yu ma kno viii | am
candydait fur Poast Master nv this
plais-a posshen which NV rite belongs
tn the Republicans. The present man
agement of the otiiis is all rite and THAR
amt no kicks sgin them az IL in, only
want tn be it myself. Az THAR air tire
or fore candydates fur this onerabel po-
siShen besides msef, mi wife urged me
tn jine our Republican trends in the
Clondyke and cum bak loded doun with
ouest mummy or Iii. Az mi feat gifts coald
very ezy did not act on her sugjeschin,
but urged hur tn appli fur the posishen
NV Poast Mistres at Yackimaw Sty.
Like "a fule didn't think my man wood
hav the gau tn talk the offs frum a Wido
woman; but it seams that a man haz tn
pax biz gau around with him now-a-daze
To bee a good Republican. Altho sum ov
the cand ydates fur the Onerabel posishen
ov 7. NJ. ov this plais think tina air
smart, and hav petishens yard long,
hav plan equal tn an injunkshin that
vii beet a petshih all holer. Talk about
the rites ny petishin! An injunkshin or
morgidge talks the kak now-a-daze.
hav rit tn Nc kinly and hiz wife Hammer
al about lhe poast offs biznes. hi the
wa, nj wile's naim IL Hammer tn. Il
consider tina: very propishes at this
time Nj wife ilaner is also juel and
she haz sent tn Montgummery Ward and
kumpany for dres pattern NV the Very
identcle peas Nv goods that Hammer Nc
kiny's dres wuz maid Nv tthe won with
the onest doller on-the won she haz al
NV her picturs tuck in. Shee IL goin tn
the bAwl hear in this dres Il viii ware nj
Ne Kinly hat and If Timethy don't Civ
rs good rite up in the Repnhlick, and il
don't supant sum Won IN the neei
fucher, the announcement OF mi pOliticl6
yuse vii fOler IN du une and thes vust
viii HAY no onsprtin sound. lobe Jinkins
VA wood talk ia Paost OFFS az nacheral
~ duk talks to waiter. J JINKINs.