The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1897-04-28

S'.FS out the glOrleS OF sleep IN Clear
= or not to desire or admire. if men could
learn ii, were more
Than to walk all day, like the sultan of
old. in a garden of spice.
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But the enconiums of sleep are not
wholly monoDoliZed by the man whose
eyes roll in fine frenzy and who wears
solace. and Cauncey Depew IS said TO
have toasted it after a rich and ornate
fashion. But Chauncey no doubt is con-
tent with the regulation apportiOnment of
oblivion, and it is probable that even in
his most fervent imaginings he did not
comprehend sleep which should give
to man 2 furlough of three days from
the large and seething cares which be-
set the mundane life.
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A release from the woes of life of such
notable durability ought TO be full of
suggestion. TO a man who suffers from
the bleak Affections of insomnia, il ought
to come like a suggestion from the gods.
for he will no longer take trips overland
He will seek the mesmerist. 1t is of
course possible that this will bring down
upon the hypnotist the ire and opposition
of the united railroad corporations, but
he should not allow this to worry him
Ii It comes TO battle between the man
who gives three days forgetfulness and
the corporation which inficts anguish
and sieeoless nights by the inf1iction OF
its high rates of transit. the hypnotist
viii End that he has plenty OF friends
TramnS all over the world will flock to
his aid. and it is safe to say that John
Stubs VIII come out with his powerful
influence in advocacy of his cause.
But there is another question which
the candidate for insomnia cure ought to
be advised of. VIII this three days OF
continuous night lay uD. as it were. a
enable the imsomnist to enjoy the para
disaical delight of peregrinating through
the world for three days. unaided by the
dewy fragrance OF SumDer? This thought
opens 4 dazzling vista for the farmer AT
harvest time. for the bonanza owner who
is on the verge OF making 9 big strike
and even fo- the industrious lover who
wishes to bring affairs to a climax with
his coy and blonde-haired sweetheart
Reinforced with three days Of sleep. he
could spend the next three in calling on
his Angelina by day and serenading her
by night. 1t is fair to presume that by
sunset of the third day. after receiving
about 10 calls during her busiest moments
and few dozen amateur rec;taIs by
moonlight. Angelina would blushingly
succomb and fix an early date for visit
to the place where the altar and curate
are.
But most of all would the reporter rise
up and call the hyDnotist thrice blessed.
and call down upon him the ambrosia of
the gods. He could ouad deeply from
the glass which contains the hypnotic
Dotation of sleep. and then go ont in
search of SCOOPS and adventures If
after three days and nights of continuous
effort. he could not bring to the remOrSe-
less light of day some mute. ignoble Her
manns, o. some transcendental artist in
the wreckinS of happy homes he would
no longer be worthy to pursue his craft
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Meanwhile the little boy in the big
window sleeps peacefully. and the popu-
lace looks IN wistfully ct the golden
crown of rest which rounds his mortal
TEMPLES. Some of the Dassers-bv have
molars graced with wondrous powers in
the affection of acute anguish There
are others whose visit at the club was
very late the night before Then there
is the man with the look OF meek and
subdued pain on his features. who is out
Purchasing q steak to convey to the
beautiful and happy home where his
other. and bigger. and more powerful and
muscular half is. And they all look en-
viously ard with longing at the youth
who sleeps on obviously in the window