The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1897-03-25
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WHY HERNDON RESIGNED
"Dis Yeah Ticket Can Go to a=e,l or
Mos AIRY lr Place"

Mos Any Op Place"
IT'S mighty easy to see, sab said
Darkey lobe, as he Backed up 10 q
warm place IN front of the Manhattan
why Mislah Hundon dun n resignated
from runnir' fob de council in the Thud
wand. He seed dis yeah clamah ovah
in de Fifth wahd. an how dey wouldn
send no Delegates to de convention, an
'spressed dey sentiments gin ris yeah
machine as yo call IL. An de machine
sent Mistah Crewson ovah deah TO fix
up delegation n Mistah Crewson fixed
i, up mighty quick, sab, too. He jes'
take d club II knock EN- silly an put de
delergation in his vest pocket an put his
self ca de ticket in two places n walk
off with his nose in de aiah, sab. Yo'
mighty right, Mistah Crewsor got a
pow full loC o. gall, jes' like dis yeah ma
chine. Ats e reason de machine sent
hini-yes, san, ats e way it wuz done.
And i: made dem Fifth wahd fellahs
mighty wahm undah de collah. Yo' jes'
look a: Mistah Frantz an Mistah Bodine
n M.sIah Rogahs n Mistah Nichols.
Dey wuz as hot as culahd folks TO a
Foth o. July dance in de summah time,
sab; ats right.
AN when de convention got togethah
dey sol down mighty hahd on desc yeah
Pop'hsls.
"M;stah Campbell plead n Mistah
Helm plead on de machine jes' keep a
gT.ndin' an e Pops got so hot dey sput-
teled like belladohnah balls Wen yo'
throw 'em in de fab. An Mistah PAX
irUst wuz mad n Mistah Brown wuz
mac, n Mistah Helm an Mistah Button
an Mstah Grinstead in de Sixth wahd
and Mistah Neiswanger-well, sab, in
fac mos all de Fifth wand an good
deal OF de Sixth, an neatly all de Pop
lists in town who dom like dis yeah ma
chine monkey business wuz jes' stink
in fOh a scrap.
Wei, Mistah Hunden seed dey
w5uIdn' do thing to de ticket an he
jes' step from undah, sab. If yo' got
pe~liticai fohsight, it's mighty good bus
iness to go an use il. No, sab, 1 ain
get no time foh desc yeah politics, an
L used TO be a kin of a
PCp'list myself, but 1 reckon dey is hogs
in mos all de pahties, an I don want
yeah machine am got de pahletics of dis
boots an brooches, an dey is
t5un' 10 he a big fuss.
''Wy. ovah in dat Fifth wahd caucus
las night Mistah Nichols said dis yeah
machine was a amin 10 break Jedge
Dale's neck cause he pointed Cunl
Lewis receiver OF dat busted bank. He
said dis machine wanted e Cun1 Mistah
Lewis out of de way. an cause Jedge
Dale went an give him a job dey wuz
hidn' out fob Mistah Dale, too. Yes.
san. Mistah Nichols said at Mr.. Com
mittyman Frantz said at Mr.. Commits
sicner Spencer said at dey wuZ thuhty-
six men IN de machine ats runnin'
things all ovah de country, an is goin'
u his ledge Dale off de judishery |
bench. l dom blame Mistah Hundon
foh gettin' off An now it's permulgat-
sd at dey will be meetin' in de Sixth |
vahd tonight at Mistah Grinsteads to
put out anothah wahd ticket sides the |
machine aAdates.
YES. sab. Mistah Hundon wuz right |
in Ee.tin' off. Wen de lection comes |
You'll see the othahs a gettin' off slow |
ike not in as good human an suhcum- |
stances as Mistah Hundon. Co'se dey |
will. fob de Fifth wahd an de Sixth |
vahd an most pow'ful lot o desc fei- |
abs have reserluted dat de ticket can |
% II sheo! or mos any Of place.
NO, sab. l don want no polertics in |
nine. won waste my time in no sich |
~ unsartin way